(EAW intro plays…)
(**ZAP!**)
Narrator: In the beginning… there was a spark.
(**ZAP!**)
Narrator: A gust of lightning, bright enough to be blinding.
(**ZAP!**)
Narrator: And then…
(**BANG!**)
Narrator: The tension had blown over, in huge proportions.
(Suddenly, on the titantron, yellow clouds that look visually similar to the Shock Value graphics would fade across…
