(EAW Intro plays.)
(We get fast cuts of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty. We see clips of The Golden Guns, Joso, and Serenity Valdez as they end up victorious in their match ups. We also see a hotly contested back and forth match between Jon Kelton and Cloud Stryfe that showed just how good Kelton is as Jon took home the big victory and defended his New Breed Championship. We also get shots of Sheridan Muller and Astraea Jordan winning their respective matches against Terry Chambers and Sierra. We get an impassioned promo where she declares that she wants next against the Universal Women’s Championship before the video montage fades out.)
(The Arena Guadalajara found in Guadalajara, Mexico is bumping as the Mexican fans inside the building are filling up the sold out show. Pyro immediately begins blasting all over the building as ‘P.A.T.’ by Denzel Curry begins to pump out the public announcement speakers. We get candid shots from inside of the arena where we see fans sporting various elitist merchandise. We see a “Astraea = Better” sweatshirt on one man and a Jon Kelton baseball cap on a young transgender person in the crowd. We see a few other signs as well until finally we reach our way towards the announcers desk as we see Stew-O and his partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer waiting to speak)
Stew-O: Friday Night Dynasty is here and we live in beautiful Mexico as we are located in Guadalajara! These fans are showing us a soccer atmosphere as chants have been going on even before the ring was set up. This has the feeling of another classic episode of Friday Night Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: Andale, Andale mami Arriba Arriba!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake’s culturally appropriating Mexico now huh?
Jake Mercer: I learned it from Karl!
Flannery McCoy: You have no shame but enough about you. Let’s talk about this card tonight, Stew!
Stew-O: We have some big matches tonight, Flan! Alex Myers vs Jake Bathory, Solomon Stane takes on Johnny Andrews, SOSA Henderson going one on one with Sheridan Muller, and our main event being a potential classic featuring Andre Walker and Jon Kelton in a champion vs Champion match.
Flannery McCoy: New Breed vs Interwire is one that could end up at the end of the year awards list!
Jake Mercer: I’m predicting a 7 star classic honestly bec-
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana explodes as the fans immediately begin losing their minds and jumping around upon hearing the song. Out slowly walks Cage as he stretches a bit and begins walking to the ring. Cage is wearing a black tee with a leather jacket as he begins talking shit briefly before making his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Looks like we are going to hear from the presumptive number one contender of The Visual Prophet’s World Heavyweight Championship. This is a spectacular way to open the show I must say as Hall of Famer Cage makes his way to the ring.
Jake Mercer: Cage shocked everyone but me as he came out to interrupt The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo’s celebration last week and made things obvious that he wants his turn at the champ! Not many can argue him deserving and Viz accepted it before Cage proceeded to beat the hell out of him and Angelo!
Flannery McCoy: Cage kicks ass and takes no half measures when it comes to what he wants in this business and that’s what precisely has made him one of the most successful and decorated wrestlers of all time.
(Cage enters the ring as he stands primarily in the center of it. DC stands tall before being thrown a microphone and motioning for his theme music to be cut so he can begin speaking.)
Cage: I’m guessing you all are wondering just how and why I ended up in this situation. How I have come into this position. How Cage has found himself as the challenger to The Visual Prophet and his World Heavyweight Championship. Given my previous runs in EAW not matching up to my hall of fame standards, I guess people were shocked to see me last week. I guess people were shocked to watch me not only interrupt Viz and his self congratulatory moment last week but also plant him on his damn head after challenging him for his belt.
(Cage rubs his nose as he stares at the crowd.)
Cage: My last “full-time” run with this company was between Seasons 13 and nearly all of Season 14, and it wasn’t the most flattering legacy to leave when I Initially hung it up post-Grand Rampage. I can say it without mincing words…I didn’t care anymore. I can’t beat around the bush whatsoever about it. I thought I was done and to be completely transparent…I was ok with that. I was comfortable with that being what it was.
(Cage starts shaking his head as he mouths the word “Wrong” to a fan nearby..)
Cage: But every week I turned on the TV to watch Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage and I asked myself, “What the fuck am I doing here?” Why am I not out there mixing it up with these dick eating bums? Why am I not giving out concussions like Olive Garden gives out bread sticks?” instead of doing that I was stuck sitting at home.
Cage: That’s why I returned to face Ronan Malosi. That’s why I returned to face Ms. Extreme, and ultimately, that’s why I came back around to set my sights on The Visual Prophet.
(Cage hears the fans going wild as he turns to face the camera.)
Cage: Pro wrestling is a drug, and I really don’t know if I’m a full blown addict, but I want more. If there’s another drug that I want even more than just being in this industry… It’s World Championship gold. Which is why I’ve come back around and felt compelled to challenge Viz. I do what I want when I want. That’s all there is to it. Cage does what Cage wants to do. So when StarrStan revealed Viz was defending his World Heavyweight Championship at Grand Rampage, I had to jump at the opportunity, and now I’m going to get it. I cannot lie to you all when I say that I did actually miss the touch of a World Championship, something that I haven’t felt in years. Now? Now is Cage’s time and I’m going to snatch that belt from Viz’s fucking hands! Three time World Champion…just sounds right, doesn’t it?
???: Ah… no.
(Cage turns his head towards the stage to show the titantron showing something different from the generic Friday Night Dynasty graphics. The titantron instead shows a lavish house somewhere definitely far away from the Arena Guadalajara here tonight with two people. None other than the World Heavyweight Champion himself, The Visual Prophet, and The Beloved Brother, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. Both of them are looking towards the camera, with Viz seated and Angelo standing beside him.)
The Visual Prophet: I’d like to believe everything you’ve said DC, honestly! But the more I hear it, I just don’t see it. Shit like that doesn’t hold water especially when you’re Cage, especially when you talked about it yourself how you hadn’t won a World Championship since what? 2009? 2003? Now all of a sudden you think it’s going to be that easy? Like you back at home with that whole black and white face paint, baseball bat emo phase. Nope, not even coming close. All you doing at Grand Rampage is getting your ass beat and walking away with that #EAW15 check, that’s all EAW needs from you anyway to keep their nostalgia act going and you haven’t been complaining. Shit maybe they just got you too comfortable. That Christmas money and Shock Value money got you all up in here with a fancy new hair transplant, balding like Jake Smith in his 20s, you got so many of them so far you think it’s 2014 and you can just go after a World Title. More specifically, go after The Visual Prophet’s World Title. Funny, that’s what SOSA said, don’t see him with my title. That’s what Xander said too, his fat ass with SOSA. But even after all of that, the two of them would run laps around menopausal 2022 Diamond Cage.
Cage: Oh you got jokes huh? You think just because I came around the same time as the rest of those formerly-blacklisted Elitists this Season that you can throw me in that crowd with them? Get the fuck out of here. I think you’ve forgotten the fact that, sure, past couple of years ain’t been going so hot, I’m still Cage. I’m still the former Hall of Famer, former World Champion that everybody knows better than to mess with. Everytime I come back the audience roars, the Elitists gasp, and the commentators scream, because they know how much of a big deal I am. They know what I can do inside that squared circle and believe me man, it doesn’t turn out that well for whoever’s across the ring from me. The last time I held a World Championship was back in 2018 and I get that four years is a pretty fucking long time, but I’m at the top of my game. There is no denying that I have been at my best since my last match back against Ronan Malosi and I have no intentions of slowing down. I told you last week, and I’ll tell you again, I am owed a World Championship opportunity. And I don’t care who I have to get past to get there, Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, don’t really matter to me. I will do that. And let me tell you, when you put a Cage at his best in his element, well, The Visual Prophet ain’t shit compared to me. It’s time we get that out of the way. Besides, if you really gave a fuck about that title wouldn’t you be here instead of dainty Michigan or wherever the fuck?
The Visual Prophet: I can be wherever the hell I want to be DC; Engadine, Mexico, Japan, all of that. Regardless, my name generates waves throughout Friday Night Dynasty that you haven’t been able to do in a decade. I’ve been carrying this show on my back for multiple Seasons and counting, and I don’t need to be down in the ring all up in your face to prove that either. That’s why I’m a 2-time World Heavyweight Champion, that’s why nobody been able to step up and prove me wrong. Maybe that’s just because you ain’t been here for a while, but there’s that. My name is household and the only thing you’ve been these past few years is in a household, so I do give a fuck DC, and everyone knows that. But what they don’t know is if Diamond Cage over here can handle that. I’ll leave that up to you to decide. Bye now.
(Viz waves his hand as the footage completely cuts to black. Cage is seen nodding his head as he takes a few steps back and leans against the ropes.)
Cage: Two can play at that game. Viz wants to know if I can handle it? That was never out of the question. But he’ll have to wonder if he can handle it once I get my fucking hands on him.
(Cage drops his microphone down to the ground while “Smells Like Teen Spirit” begins to blast through the speakers of the arena. He rolls out of the ring and begins to make his way around it, up the ramp and heading towards the backstage area with a serious expression plastered all over him. It’s clear that he’s out for blood and is going to make sure that he gets what he wants one way or another, which is the feeling left lingering in the air after Cage is done speaking. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for Grand Rampage 2022 in less than a month, with The Visual Prophet versus Cage being showcased for the World Heavyweight Championship.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘D.I.E.P.I.G’ by Stray from the Path hits the speakers, as the crowd loudly boos Jake Bathory, who is seen making his way out to the stage and walking down his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM RALEIGH, NC… WEIGHING AT 255 POUNDS… ‘THE FINAL DESTINATION…’ JAKE BATHORY!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Jake Bathory!
Stew-O: Last week, Jake Bathory was unsuccessful to win his debut match against The Golden Guns alongside Liana DeLion, but tonight, he can pull out the upset and rebound like no other if he managed to beat the current EAW New Breed Championship Number One Contender in Alex Myers!
Jake Mercer: BULLSHIT! He can’t do shit with Alex Myers, THEY’RE THE NEXT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!
(‘Voices’ by Motionless in White replaces ‘D.I.E.P.I.G’ as Alex Myers makes their way out to the stage looking a bit angry, and having a clear serious, no-nonsense expression on their face, gaining the loud cheers from the crowd. It doesn’t take too long before they nod with their head, starting to make their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON… WEIGHING IN AT 170 POUNDS… ‘THE FORBIDDEN FUTURE…’ ALEX MYERS!!!
Jake Mercer: YESSIRRRRRRRRR!!!! :blessed:
Stew-O: And here is Alex Myers:
Flannery McCoy: At Reckless Wiring, Alex Myers came up short against Terry Chambers after certainly taking the former EAW World Champion to his limits, and tonight, they clearly are looking to bounce back from their shortcoming, and if you ask me, I actually think they will. We’re about to see though!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here’s the bell! We’re now underway- but Alex Myers runs at Jake Bathory wasting no time, nailing him a powerful Clothesline! Alex gets him up, as they Irish Whip him into the corner, as they run at him, connecting with a Corner Clothesline! Alex grabs Jake before he could even fall, Irish Whipping him into the opposite corner, as they immediately run towards him, nailing him with another Corner Clothesline!
Flannery McCoy: Alex grabs Jake Bathory, as they get him up- but Jake Bathory nails them with a punch- NO! ALEX MANAGES TO DUCK UNDERNEATH, AS THEY CONNECT WITH A POWERFUL HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!!!!
Jake Mercer: And Alex picks up Jake Bathory again- BUT JAKE BATHORY SUDDENLY LIFTS ALEX UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!! OH SHIT, WHAT IS HE THINKING OF?!?! WAIT!!! ALEX SLIPS AWAY AT THE LAST MOMENT SAVING THEMSELVES FROM WHAT BATHORY HAD IN MIND, AS THEY IMMEDIATELY NAIL HIM WITH THE ‘SUDDEN TRAUMA!!!!!!’ WHAT A DOMINANT SLINGBLADE!!!!!! ALEX WASTES ZERO TIME, MAKING THEIR WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… ‘SINNER’S LULLABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ ‘SINNER’S LULLABY!!!!!’ THE COFFIN DROP CONNECTS AND KNOCKS JAKE BATHORY OUT FOR GOOD, AND ALEX HOOKS THE LEG!! THIS CAN MOST DEFINITELY BE IT!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Voices’ by Motionless in White once again huts the speakers as Alex Myers quickly rolls off the unconscious body of Jake Bathory with the biggest smirk ever on their face, immediately backing up to their feet before getting their hand raised by the ref.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ALEX MYERS!!!!
Stew-O: Damn, that was quick.
Jake Mercer: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! MY GOAT LIVES :mjlol2:!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a wonderful way for Alex Myers to rebound from their Reckless Wiring shortcoming. As for Jake Bathory, :lupe: I think that he just wasn’t prepared enough. But on the other hand, congratulations to Alex Myers!
(The last shot is seen as Alex Myers is on the top rope, celebrating the victory they were just able to score with ease. Meanwhile, Jake Bathory’s unconscious body lays there motionless. From there, Friday Night Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown showcasing the amazing Season 15 Elite Answers Wrestling has had so far, with it being far from over, especially heading into Pain For Pride.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show a panaround of the Arena Guadalajara where the crowd is bustling in anticipation for what is next in what’s already been a jam-packed episode of Dynasty so far! They don’t have to wait long though, as the sounds of ‘Shake It’ by Metro Station begin to blast through the speakers. The crowd erupts into cheers upon seeing The Haircare Kings, Jake Smith & Chris Elite, make their way out to the stage. They have the Unified Tag Team Championships resting on their respective shoulders as they take them into their hands and raise them high into the air. Pyro begins to erupt out of the stage as the two of them, from there, begin to make their way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! JAKE SMITH AND CHRIS ELITE… THE HAIRCARE KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Ask and you shall receive. Last week The High Rollerz, Jack Ripley and David Davidson, announced that they’re calling out The Haircare Kings and demanding a Unified Tag Team Championship match. The challenge was set forth, and now it looks like Jake and Chris have come out here to answer the million dollar question.
Flannery McCoy: But whether they accept it or not is completely up to them. We’ve seen Champions flatout deny challengers in the past a Championship match, maybe The Haircare Kings are just not feeling it especially with bigger things on their horizon. Well, at least for Chris, as he’s the one advancing in the Gold Rush tournament and not Jake.
Jake Mercer: How DARE you insult my name twin like that! It was a minor discrepancy, his luscious hair got in the way and distracted him, allowing Hikari to get a quick and easy victory that she DOES NOT DESERVE. No worries, at Pride for Pain 3 they’ll face off again and Jake will redeem himself in a Barnyard Brawl!
(Chris immediately slides into the ring while Jake makes his way around, jumping up onto the apron before entering into the ring himself. He takes two microphones for himself and Chris, throwing one of them to him as both of them meet at the center of the ring. ‘Shake It’ begins to come to a close from there as Chris begins to speak.)
Chris Elite: Wanna talk about the Gold Rush tournament little buddy? :mjlol2:
Jake Smith: No actually, no I don’t. Do you know what I want to talk about though? I want to talk about why we’re actually out here, and that’s not to gloat in my face.
Chris Elite: :whoa: We’re supposed to be tag partners damn. Shit not like you wrong anyway, gotta talk about the two bozos that decided to call us out, and imma be straight with it. This whole #EAW15 thing been cute and all, bringing back people ion really like but hey not like my opinion matters I guess. But the one thing that been pissing me off is the fact that it gives these oldheads a false sense of security. Thinking they can just walk their asses up in here and get whatever the fuck they want. Maybe they just be used to that because that’s how easy it was back then, I can back it, but that’s not how it rolls around here anymore. We in a whole new era of EAW and that means a whole new level of competition. I know a bunch of dickeaters are gonna run around and say “Chris ain’t you one of them too?” and imma say no, because fact of the matter is I been around. I faced everyone thrown in my way and shit I beat them too. Besides, I’m a handsome young black man and I still gotta whole lot left in the tank.
(Chris smiles towards the hard camera while there’s complete and utter silence after he says that. He shakes his head before continuing.)
Chris Elite: Point is, High Rollerz ain’t shit anymore. Sure that might’ve been the case four or five years ago, I wouldn’t have argued that, but they just came back. One of them fuckers ain’t even wrestle in years and yet they think they got what it takes to suddenly go after our titles? Stop lying to yourselves. It’s clear the only thing the two of you be setting yourselves up for is complete and utter disappointment and if that’s what you want? Ion give a damn.
Jake Smith: We are never ones to back down from a challenge, and that is only made truer with the Unified Tag Team Championships around our waist. Shane Gates and Kirk Redwood wanted to see what we’re all about? They got it, and they lost. The Ice Aces thought they had what it takes and could fare in a match against us? They got that too, and they lost it. Jack and David want to make the same mistake? Who would we be to decline? Besides, why wouldn’t we take up the opportunity to beat the quote-on-quote “greatest tag team of all time” here in EAW? But I’m sure they just can’t wait to say it to our faces. Proclaim what they believe to be true and say it with their chest. So why wait? C’mon out boys, we don’t bite. You wanted us to come to Dynasty, and here the fuck we are.
(Jake turns himself towards the stage and spreads his arms out, while Chris leans up against the ropes with a smirk on his face. It doesn’t take long for ‘I Get Money’ by 50 Cent to be heard coming from the speakers of the arena. The crowd bursts into louder cheers upon seeing The High Rollerz, Jack Ripley and David Davidson, begin to make their way out to the stage. Both of them have microphones in their hands as they make their way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stew-O: Well this is certainly going to be an interesting confrontation. Here comes The High Rollerz who had to be eager to hear the response to their challenge. They know for sure Jake and Chris were going to accept it without a problem, but to invite them out here? Well, that’s certainly brave of them isn’t it?
Flannery McCoy: I guess they want to nail it home that they are Champions that will not back down from a fight. They expect to be the ones to force them to tuck their tails between their legs and run, and knowing them, I wouldn’t be so shocked if they did that. But let’s not underestimate who they’re up against. They’re facing the best of the best in the tag division, and it was only a matter of time before they came around and looked to take what was theirs.
Jake Mercer: WAS Flan, WAS! But times have changed just as Chris said, and now Jake Smith AND THE HELP have arrived to carry the tag division. They’re fucked, I’m saying it right now.
(Jack and David jump up onto the apron and enter right into the ring, immediately getting into the faces of the Unified Tag Team Champions who look absolutely unfazed in response despite the intimidation tactic. The High Rollerz back off as ‘I Get Money’ begins to come to a close and Jack brings his microphone up to his mouth.)
Jack Ripley: Uhhh ok??? We’re here, what do you want? We already said all we needed to say last week and all you needed to do was just say yes. Is it that hard? Do we need to come out and say it for you or something?
David Davidson: Maybe they want us to tear them a new asshole on the mic.
Chris Elite: Ayo.
David Davidson: I don’t know Jack, it seems like they’re just asking for it. We said from the get-go that our priority was to add another Unified Tag Team Championship reign to our list, and it didn’t really matter who was going to be in our way, we were going to beat them if it meant getting our way. Something like that, is what we did at House of Glass. Was it much of a wildcard? No, but it was a point to prove. To show that The High Rollerz are still as great as they are in the ring as we promised, and I think beating Dynasty’s self-proclaimed greatest tag team proved that. Or if that doesn’t really prove anything for you, at least, it’s a step in the right direction. But we’ve held those before, frankly, we don’t need to prove anything to you in hindsight. We just need to step into that ring and keep your shoulders to the mat for one, two, three. Considering who we are compared to who you are? Kinda light work I don’t know man.
Chris Elite: Iight beloved you can stop lying to yourself now, this is a safe space. Like I said I ain’t really gonna deny the two of you were the best however many years ago it was. But also, it was specifically however many years ago. Along with the fact that the only tag team in the division was The High Rollerz. If you think we’re gonna be intimidated because you held however many titles on however many dates, then shit you might as well take back your challenge right now while you have the chance. You ain’t up against bozos like RoViper and The Triumvirate anymore :mjlol2:. You up against the best of the best in and out of the tag division and that’s more than the two of you can say for yourselves because the only thing that Jack Ripley knows how to do is flounder in the main event scene while David Davidson sucks his dick. Well you can get that dick out your mouth now because it’s over, you ain’t winning if you up against us. So you might as well be wasting your time with this stupid return.
Jack Ripley: Ok, that’d be true… if you ignore the fact that you might as well be talking into a mirror with you and Jake doing equally as bad as you say I am in the main event scene yourselves. But you know what, whatever, you do you I guess. You’d wish you were facing me or David in singles competition, but you aren’t, you’re going to be facing us in tag team action and that’s something that isn’t really going to bode well for you. I don’t care if the tag team division was alive or dead when we were last active, there is no doubt that we can create some magic in the ring, something that most other teams can’t do because we were born for this. While we were in the tag division dominating, rightfully so, Jake wasn’t even signed to this company and Chris was doing… Well, it’s easy to forget. I get this was your last ditch effort at relevancy, hoping to grasp onto something so you don’t fade to obscurity. But just because you lucked out doesn’t mean you’ll keep it going if you bargain again. That’s exactly how we see this match, and I don’t know about you, but if we have to get past The Haircare Kings to get our fourth reign as Tag Team Champions…? Then I don’t know, I think we just hit the jackpot.
Jake Smith: Whatever floats your boat dude. But we’re just saying you have done nothing remotely close to that former glory that you’re on about to justify anything that you’re saying. If you really want to take that gamble, then that’s on you. But don’t be surprised when you end up bankrupt at the end. I’ll cut the crap and tell it straight, you want a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships? Well Jack, David, you got it-
??? I, I GET MONEY, MONEY I GOT! I, I GET IT! I, I GET MONEY, MONEY I GOT! I, I GET IT! I, I GET MONEY, MONEY I GOT! YEAH! MONEY, MONEY I GOT, MONEY, MONEY I GOT! I RUN NEW YORK!
David Davidson: Aw man…
(‘Dark Fantasy’ by Kanye West begins to abruptly play up as the crowd bursts into a mix of cheers and boos primarily dominated by boos. Suddenly, The Golden Guns, Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, are seen quickly making their way out to the stage. Johnny has his microphone up to his mouth as he yells towards the two teams in the ring, interrupting them before they can go any further, meanwhile, Solomon is seen following closely behind him casually. ‘Dark Fantasy’ begins to come to a close as the two of them slowly make their way down the ramp whilst speaking.)
Johnny Andrews: Whoa whoa WHOA! Hold on now, everybody SHUT UP!
Chris Elite: Fuck you on about we been quiet.
Johnny Andrews: Whatever, I don’t care. What I do care about is this conversation you guys are having, and I’ll you right now, the fucking audacity am I right Solomon???
Solomon Stane: I definitely see a problem.
Johnny Andrews: You can’t say tag division without The Golden Guns, and in saying that I think we deserve to be included in this conversation too. The High Rollerz think they can just dispose of us and get handed title shots??? Fuck no! This isn’t over between the four of us and you know it. We are STILL the best tag team in Elite Andrews Wrestling and it was only a matter of time anyway before we got what we deserved in the form of those titles. I don’t give a damn about The Haircare Kings, I don’t give a damn about The High Rollerz. Solomon and I have been working too damn hard to give it up because we lost to two retirement home chumps who don’t know their place! So I’m fucking disgusted that Jake and Chris didn’t have the decency to include us in their conversation.
Solomon Stane: So we did what we had to do, take matters into our own hands. I’ll admit, coming off of Reckless Wiring I wasn’t a very happy camper. But that does not mean either of us are just going to give up like that, it’s not something in our system and it’s not exactly something I favor much either. Nothing changes, and the Unified Tag Team Championships are still in the crosshairs. It was only a matter of when we were going to get an opportunity to show that, and now here we are, longing for a shot that The High Rollerz do not deserve over us.
David Davidson: Jack… they’re the ones that lost to us right?
Jack Ripley: Yup.
David Davidson: They lost to us, and now they’re saying… they deserve a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships over us??? Something really isn’t clicking and I swear it isn’t my fault. Look, you two are supposed to be over with, finito. We obviously have stated that we do not want anything to do with you two. You wanted a match against us? You got it, and look what happened afterward? You failed, that’s all I can really say for you. Now you come out here thinking there’s a second chance? Nuh uh, that’s not going to happen.
Jack Ripley: It’s not because we’re intimidated by you two, I don’t know why we would be but in case you spin the narrative that’s what I’ll say. But it’s simply because the two of you do not deserve it, definitely not over us. That’s all there is to it, and now you can go back to facing bottom-of-the-barrel Elitists who aren’t able to lace our boots.
David Davidson: This is an A & B conversation, and now you can C yourself out-
Chris Elite: Shit you thinking what I’m thinking Jake?
Jake Smith: Dunno Chris, might want to say it so they can hear it too.
Chris Elite: Y’all ain’t gonna need to argue about this much longer, because I have a solution. I really don’t give a fuck who deserves this or not, and I ain’t gonna take time out of my day to listen to the four of you argue. So fuck it, let’s make it a triple threat tag match at Battle of Egypt for the titles. There, now everyone is happy and we can move on.
Jake Smith: Thank you, court adjourned.
Jack Ripley: Wait what-
Johnny Andrews: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOLOMON WE DID IT! LET’S PARTY!
(‘Shake It’ once again begins to play up as Jake and Chris roll out of the ring, not willing to hear much else from the other two teams. They barge past The Golden Guns who are clearly satisfied with the ultimatum, Johnny hugging Solomon who just shakes his head. Meanwhile, The High Rollerz are the complete opposite, absolutely annoyed with what happened while the two of them stand in the ring and watch The Golden Guns celebrate. The Haircare Kings disappearing through the backstage area is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty, from there, begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for beautiful Las Vegas starring The High Rollerz. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West playing through the PA system. The camera goes over to show Johnny Andrews in the ring getting ready for his match, with Solomon Stane at ringside giving him a pep talk on the apron. It’s clear the two of them are elated after what happened before the commercial break, and Johnny is ready to go for his match tonight.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING, HAILING FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN 215 POUNDS… HE’S ‘THE FACE OF ELITE’… JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we saw what happened before the commercial break and it seems like The Golden Guns got all that they wanted in that scenario. With the two of them stamping a ticket to Battle of Egypt in the form of a Unified Tag Team Championship shot, they have to be ready for that more than anything else.
Flannery McCoy: But something like that is something that they’ll have to put on the back burner especially with the set of matches that they have tonight on Dynasty. If both of them can get a victory, there is no doubt in my mind at least that they will be ready for whatever The Haircare Kings or The High Rollerz have in store for them.
Jake Mercer: I really don’t know man, for the most part Johnny’s theme is one of the best here in EAW, along with The Golden Guns’. But recently his beautiful renditions of The High Rollerz’ theme has really piqued my interest. He really has a golden voice :singing:.
(Johnny continues getting ready in the ring while ‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X & Megan Thee Stallion replaces ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ to a sour reaction in response from the crowd. It isn’t long after that Serenity Valdez is seen making her way out from the backstage area and to the stage, waving her hand around with a pompous expression on her face. She looks towards the ring as from there she begins to strut down the ramp ready for action here tonight.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT, HAILING FROM TIJUANA, MEXICO… WEIGHING IN 126 LBS… SHE’S ‘LA REINA’!!!!.. SERENITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY… VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh mah gawd!!! 💅Yassss, Mah Mexican Queen!! :blessed::blessed::blessed::blessed: Look at the beauty of Serenity that she could compare to New Year’s fireworks. If she could pick up a win against Johnny Andrews tonight, that would be something interesting, like when she almost upset Harper Lee at Reckless Wiring this year.
Stew-O: Serenity can and has the potential to be an elitist, a powerful woman as the results show and someone who is improving every week she steps inside of the ring. Last week she had her issues with Ximena Velasquez, clearly not the happiest that she was the one that cost her the Specialists Championship purely out of spite for the Champion. But tonight is a whole other story, and I’m sure Ximena sees no need to interfere in this match anyway.
Flannery McCoy: She’s in for a fight though, Johnny Andrews is not the average Elitist and she knows she is going to have to do everything in her power to make sure that she stays down. Could she possibly succeed with that tonight? Or will Johnny get the better of her and get a huge win at her expense in response?
(DING DING DING!!!!)
Stew-O: Ladies and Gentlemen, Serenity Valdez taking on Johnny Andrews is underway, and here we go! JOHNNY WASTES NO TIME AS HE RUNS OVER TO THE CORNER WHERE SERENITY IS FOR A HURRICANRANA, BUT SERENITY CATCHES JOHNNY IN MID-RUN!! SERENITY TOSSES JOHNNY DOWN ONTO BOTH OF HIS KNEES, RUNNING TO THE ROPE, AND LOOKING FOR A FINISHER EARLY!! ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’ !!! BUT JOHNNY SAW IT COMING AND ROLLED UNDER SERENITY. SERENITY MISSED THE MARK AS SHE’S TRIPPED DOWN ONTO THE MAT.
Flannery McCoy: SERENITY TRIES TO GET HERSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET. JOHNNY COMES OVER TO MEET SERENITY, SETS HER UP, AND LOOKS FOR ‘SKULL CRACKER,’ AKA FUTURE SHOCK DDT!!! BUT SERENITY STRUGGLES OUT OF IT AND SHOVES HIM IN THE AIR AS JOHNNY’S BACK CRASHES ONTO THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: MY QUEEN GOT WHERE SHE WANTED. JOHNNY HOLDS HIS BACK AND TRIES TO GET HIMSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET… WHILE SERENITY RUNS TO THE ROPE, JUMPS OFF THE SECOND, AND TAKES JOHNNY DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG! BUT JOHNNY LANDS ON BOTH FEET INSTEAD!! A GREAT MANEUVER BY JOHNNY ANDREWS THAT LEAVES SERENITY IN SHOCK FOR A SECOND!!
Stew-O: BEING SURPRISED BY THE FACE OF ELITE IS NOT NEW TO ANYBODY. JOHNNY PROCEEDS TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH AS HE PULLS SERENITY BACK TO BOTH FEET AFTER LANDING ON BOTH OF HIS FEET AND TOSSES HER TO THE ROPE. SERENITY REBOUNDS BACK, AND JOHNNY CATCHES HER WITH A FLAPJACK AND SENDS HER FACE CRASHING TO THE MAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY TOOK SERENITY OUT WITH A FLAPJACK WHICH CAUSES HER TO ROLL OUTSIDE THE RING TO CATCH A BREAK, BUT THERE IS NO TIME TO BREAK IN THIS MATCH!! JOHNNY DRIVES UP AT FULL SPEED TO SERENITY, WHO IS OUTSIDE THE RING, HEADS THROUGH THE ROPE, AND MEETS SERENITY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! SERENITY’S BACK CRASHES AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!
Jake Mercer: Johnny Elite begins to get back on both feet while Serenity tries to go back inside the ring, but JOHNNY FOLLOWS FROM BEHIND, PULLING THE BACK OF SERENITY’S HAIR, AND TOSSING HER INTO THE BARRICADE AGAIN! JOHNNY’S OBSESSION SEEMS TO BE WITH THE BARRICADE AT THIS POINT. JOHNNY GRABS SERENITY’S HEAD AND BASHES HER FACE TO THE BARRICADE’S EDGE OVER AND OVER!!!! JOHNNY IS NOT DONE PLAYING WITH THE BARRICADE JUST YET. JOHNNY SETS SERENITY IN A SUPLEX POSITION AND BRAINBUSTERS SERENITY ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! WHAT DID MY QUEEN DO TO DESERVE THIS???? AHHHHHH!!!!
Stew-O: JOHNNY SNATCHES SERENITY AND THROWS HER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE INSIDE THE RING. JOHNNY HOPS UP TO THE APRON; SERENITY TRIES TO BRING HERSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET. JOHNNY JUMPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARDS OFF IT, AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE!!!! SERENITY IS DOWN, AND JOHNNY GOES TO GET A PIN ON SERENITY!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENITY VALDEZ KICKS OUT!! YOU GOT THIS QWEEN!!!! WBFHWOHWUFHIOWFUIWHFIOWFGOIWFUWFGH
Stew-O: Calm your tits, bro.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
Flannery McCoy: Johnny failed to get a pin on Serenity, but he still realizes that this was not enough to put her down. JOHNNY ROLLS OVER TO THE CORNER, LEANS AGAINST THEM, AND WAITS FOR A MOMENT, WHILE SERENITY RISES BACK ONTO BOTH FEET. SERENITY USES BOTH OF HER FEET TO COME BACK; JOHNNY RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK, BUT SERENITY SEES IT COMING, JUMPS UP IN THE AIR, AND CATCHES JOHNNY IN MID-RUN WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! WHAT A COUNTER BY SERENITY!!
Jake Mercer: THE FACE OF ELITE IS IN THE FACE OF DANGER BUT NOT SERENITY. SERENITY SPRINTS TO THE ROPE IN FRONT OF JOHNNY WHILE HE IS TRYING TO GET HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET. SERENITY RUNS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND STANDS ON IT. JOHNNY, LOOK OUT! SERENITY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND WAS ABOUT TO CLINCH JOHNNY WITH A DIVING METEORA, BUT JOHNNY STEPPED BACK A BIT AND SNAPPED SERENITY’S JAW WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: SERENITY IS OUT AGAIN, BUT JOHNNY DIDN’T DROP DOWN FOR A PIN THIS TIME!! JOHNNY SENT HER DOWN WITH A MID-AIR SUPERKICK, AND THEN HE CONNECTED ON SERENITY WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! JOHNNY KEEPS IT GOING! HE’S CRAZY AT THIS POINT!! HE HOPS OFF SERENITY, ROLLS TO THE FRONT, JUMPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON SERENITY!! JOHNNY GOES FOR A COVER!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOPE!! SERENITY STILL KICKS OUT!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny is yet to secure a victory against Serenity at this point, but he is not giving up on trying yet. Johnny slowly uses the second rope to pull himself back to both feet while Serenity uses her hands to push herself off the mat’s surface. Johnny steadily looks at Serenity, who tries to bring herself back to this match…
Stew-O: JOHNNY RACES UP TO SERENITY AND ENCOUNTERS HER WITH A SPEAR, BUT SERENITY TURNS THE TABLE AS SHE CAPTURES JOHNNY WITH A STUNNING SPANISH FLY!!!!! SERENITY QUICKLY GOES FOR A PIN OVER JOHNNY!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY ANDREWS KICKS OUT!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! CMON KWEEN!! YOU GOT THIS!! SERENITY PULLS JOHNNY BACK ONTO BOTH OF HIS KNEES AND ROCKS HIM WITH A SNAP DDT, DRIVING JOHNNY’S HEAD TO THE MAT!! JOHNNY IS DOWN BUT NOT SERENITY!! SERENITY CRAWLS OVER TO THE TOP ROPE AND USES THE SECOND ROPE TO PULL HERSELF BACK ON BOTH FEET. SERENITY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP…FROG SPLASH ON JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!! IT CONNECTED!!! SERENITY DROPS DOWN FOR A PIN!!! ONCE AGAIN!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ONCE AGAIN, JOHNNY ANDREWS KICKS OUT!!! ANOTHER CLOSE ONE!! WHAT A MATCH THAT HAS BEEN THROUGH SO FAR!!
Stew-O: Serenity in this match has been trying to put everything that she had on Johnny Andrews to get a pin here tonight. Serenity crawls over to the corner while Johnny slowly regains himself back to this match. Serenity charges off the corner and nails Johnny with ‘El Ultimo Baile’!! Recoi-
Jake Mercer: ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM JOHNNY, CUTS SERENITY’S HEAD OFF!! JOHNNY FALLS BACKWARD TO THE ROPES AND COMES BACK AT SERENITY WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT ACROSS SERENITY’S JAW!!!! SERENITY IS DOWN ON BOTH OF HER KNEES…
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY SPEEDS TO THE ROPES AND UTILIZES SERENITY’S FINISHER FROM BEHIND!!! ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’!!!! JOHNNY JUST STOLE HER FINISHER AND USED IT TO TAKE OUT SERENITY!!! JOHNNY SLIPS INTO A COVER!!!! IS IT GOING TO END LIKE THIS??????????
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: WAIT!! SERENITY’S LEG IS ON THE ROPE!!! THE REFEREE CALLS IT!! THE MATCH CONTINUES, AND JOHNNY IS YET TO WIN THIS MATCH!!!
Jake Mercer: THIS LOOKS LIKE THE KING, AND THE QUEEN OF THE BRAND ARE GOING AGAINST EACH OTHER! SERENITY AND JOHNNY GET BACK TO THEIR FEET AND STARE AT EACH OTHER. BEFORE THEY BOTH START TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER! SERENITY RAINS DOWN A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES, JOHNNY TOO!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny initiates to take more offense against Serenity as we can see that Serenity takes more punches from Johnny, and Johnny puts more damage against Serenity. Johnny feels the chance to hit a move at this point after attempting to weaken her down…
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY TURNS HIS BACK AROUND TO FACE THE ROPES, DRIVES TO THE ROPES, AND HOPS BACK, BUT SERENITY ASCENDS BACK TO HER FEET IN TIME AND SEIZES JOHNNY WITH A PALM STRIKE RIGHT ACROSS JOHNNY’S JAW, GIVING US A FLASHBACK OF WILL SMITH AT THE OSCARS THIS YEAR!!!!
Stew-O: SERENITY TAKES HER TURN AND RUNS TO THE ROPES, BUT JOHNNY RUNS UP IN FRONT OF HER, SERENITY DOES NOT CAPTURE HIM IN TIME, BUT JOHNNY HOPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND BRINGS SERENITY DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD INVERTED DDT!!!! BUT SERENITY TWISTS HIS ARM OUT WHEN HE ARRANGES HER IN AN INVERTED DDT POSITION; SERENITY HOLDS JOHNNY’S WRIST, TUGS HIM IN, AND STRIKES JOHNNY’S GUT WITH A LIFT-UP KNEE STRIKE!!! JOHNNY HOLDS HIS GUT AND RETALIATES WITH A NASTY SLAP ACROSS HER FACE!!!!!!-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY TOOK HER HAND OFF JOHNNY’S WRIST TO CATCH THAT SLAP!! BUT JOHNNY IS SMARTER; HE USES HIS LEG AND KNOCKS HER OUT WITH A CALF KICK!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENITY DUCKS UNDER THAT KICK!! JOHNNY LANDS ON HIS KNEES!! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!! SERENITY RUNS BACK TO THE ROPE AND MEETS HIM WITH ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’!!!! RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! JOHNNY IS OUT!!!!-
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY TURNS AROUND AND CATCHES HER WITH A HEAVY PUNCH!!!! WAIT!!!! HE JUST SECRETLY TOOK OUT BRASS KNUCKLES AND USED IT!! THATS UNFAIR!!!
Referee: Hey!
Johnny Andrews (Off-Mic): :krabs: I can explain this I swear-
Referee: Hey! Don’t tell me that, I SAW that!
(Johnny quickly takes it off of his hand and throws it away somewhere. Johnny argues with the referee about the situation that just happened.)
Johnny Andrews (Off-Mic): THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! SOLOMON! TELL HIM!
Solomon Stane (Off-Mic): I didn’t see anything.
Johnny Andrews (Off-Mic): EXACTLY! LET ME HAVE THIS ONE MAN!
Referee: I’m going to call it! You’re DISQUALI-
Stew-O: WAIT!!! SERENITY COMES FROM BEHIND UNDER JOHNNY’S LEGS!!!! SHE ROLLS HIM UP!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ blasts through the speakers once again as Serenity Valdez quickly rolls out of the ring, while Solomon Stane rolls in and tries to catch her to no avail. Serenity raises her hands high in the air with a bright smile on her face, spreading her arms out and letting it all soak in.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: :blessed~1::blessed~1: :blessed~1: :blessed~1: :blessed~1: :blessed~1: :blessed~1: :blessed~1: QWEEN SHITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! Close one for Johnny Andrews here tonight but apparently, The referee caught him slipping, opening Serenity a chance to secure a victory! Felicidades!!!!!!
Stew-O: Johnny Andrews could’ve almost won tonight, but the bad luck that doesn’t get along with him allowed Serenity to find a way and eventually defeat her opponent. Congratulations, Serenity!
(Johnny looks absolutely livid, looking to strangle the referee who has already rolled out of the ring, raising Serenity’s hand in victory who is trash talking pridefully as she makes her way up the ramp. It’s the last shot seen as Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade from there.)
(A commercial is shown for The Golden Guns Law Firm. If something has happened to you, just as Solomon if he’s seen it, he’ll say no, and you’ll get compensation immediately!)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break as ‘Shadow of the Cemetery Man’ by Rob Zombie is heard playing in the background. Solomon Stane is now seen inside of the ring from before the commercial break while a displeased Johnny Andrews is seen on the outside nursing his wounds from his match earlier. Solomon continues to get ready for his match while the camera goes over to show Stephie Love at ringside ready to announce the next match on hand with a smile on her face.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… from The City of Sin,,, weighing in at 266 pounds… he is one half of the Golden Guns being accompanied to the ring by Johnny Andrews…. SOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOOMMMMOOOOOONNNNN SSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Well it seems to be Golden Guns night here in Mexico as we’ve seen the two of them now on three separate occasions. Once when they got their Unified Tag Team Championship shot, twice before the commercial break with Johnny’s match, and now it’s Solomon’s turn.
Flannery McCoy: Of course we saw Johnny end up coming up short against Serenity Valdez due to his cheating tactics backfiring. However, The Golden Guns have a chance to redeem themselves here tonight with Solomon in action.
Stew-O: I’d say they have a pretty good shot. Solomon Stane is a massive terrifying beast. He can take care of his opponents by himself and doesn’t even need a partner!
Jake Mercer: Of course when he has one… he is twice as deadly!!!
(‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang b begins to play up afterward as Lisa Wren is seen making her way out from the backstage area. She has a serious look on her face as she looks around before shaking her head and beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there, ready for whatever awaits her tonight on Dynasty.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from British Columbia, Canada… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the “Grown Ass Woman” LIIIIISSSSSSAAAAAA WWWRRRRRREEEEENNNNNN!!!!
Stew-O: Recently things haven’t gone so well for Lisa especially in terms of what happens inside of the ring. She hasn’t exactly had the best of the luck and that isn’t the best motivator in this type of profession. But nonetheless, she looks to redeem herself tonight against some tough competition that is sure to be one hell of a challenge for her.
Flannery McCoy: We’ve seen Lisa pick up some pretty impressive wins before and now I think she’s looking to go for a repeat when it comes to that again. If that happens or not is something that we’re just going to have to find out with time but I’m certainly interested if I do say so myself. Let’s see what happens!
Jake Mercer: Well Lisa may be the Grown Ass Woman but Solomon Stane is a Big Ass Man, this is going to be a tough task for her you’re right :lupe:.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are hella underway as Solomon Stane is fixin’ to crush Lisa Wren out here with that immense size. Solomon charges in trying to smash Lisa flat like a pancake as he lunges on top of her! But Lisa moves out of the way! Lisa with a strategic karate chop to the head dazing Solomon who looks confused. She really just slapped the shit out of him. And the running Superman Punch from Lisa to Solomon but somehow he is still standing tall! He shoves her away as Lisa flies off the ropes and she comes running back in… HEART PUNCH CONNECTS!!! Solomon goes down holding his chest as he may have severe heart damage after that attack! Lisa goes in for the cover!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
Stew-O: The quick kickout from Solomon Stane sends Lisa Wren flying through the air with immense strength! But Lisa stays on Solomon running off the ropes before leapfrogging Solomon and running off the other side. Lisa leaps up onto the middle rope and flips off. Springboard Moonsault connects! No! Wait! Solomon catches her up on the shoulder and stands up carrying Lisa who is kicking and trying to get off of her opponent which she manages to do falling behind Solomon. Lisa runs off the ropes with a Running Kick to the gut which drops Solomon to one knee. Lisa runs off the ropes and leaps onto the back of Solomon pushing him down to the mat and she goes for another cover.
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
Jake Mercer: But it is the exact same result as last time as Lisa Wren gets thrown off Solomon Stane who is not willing to stay down here for long.. Lisa stomping away at Solomon trying to keep the big man grounded but he is willing his way back on up to his feet! Lisa rubs her foot into the back of Solomon’s head trying to hold him down and yelling at him to stay there. Solomon getting back up as he shoves Lisa away from him with one arm. But Lisa grabs that arm and transitions down into a Crossface! Solomon is trapped! But he immediately gets a leg on the ropes and forces Lisa to break the hold. Lisa lets go allowing Stane to recover. Solomon charges in with a Clothesline but Lisa ducks beneath.. She comes off the ropes… Springboard Crossbody!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Solomon Stane swats Lisa Wren down in mid air as she crashes and burns! Solomon laughs psychotically as he immediately goes after Lisa’s hair pulling and tearing on it as he drags her up to her feet. Solomon tosses Lisa into the corner and charges in with a running Stinger Splash to crush her! Lisa collapses from the sheer force but Solomon grabs her and tosses her all the way across the ring with a Belly to Belly Suplex with perfect form. Lisa just got wrecked! Solomon stalking her looking to further the pain however as Lisa struggles to stand back up… But Solomon just charges in with a Leg Drop to the back of the neck keeping her down. The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren gets the shoulder up! Solomon Stane immediately yanks Lisa back up only to drop her right away with a Big Boot to the face. And a Curb Stomp to keep her down for good measure as these fans are starting to get concerned for Lisa’s wellbeing here tonight. Solomon yanks Lisa back up once more and takes her down with a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex into a pin as it may be over here for sure now.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: No! Lisa Wren manages to kick out just barely tho! Solomon Stane is shook! Solomon pulls Lisa back up as he begins to choke her out against the ropes but the referee with the five count forces him to break. Lisa immediately fires back with a series of hard forearms to the face rocking Stane back and nearly sending him tumbling over. But Solomon is standing tall and strong as he rolls his shoulders before firing forward with a Lariat to take Lisa’s head right off! But Lisa ducks beneath! Lisa runs off the ropes and comes flying back with a Running Axe Handle! But even that is still not enough to take Solomon down! Solomon grabs Lisa by the throat and lifts her… CHOKESLAM INCOMING! No! Lisa jumps down behind grabbing Solomon from the back. German Suplex! But she can’t quite get Solomon up for it as he breaks her arms open and whirls around to face her!
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE GRABBING HER AND LAUNCHING HER ACROSS THE RING WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX WHICH SENDS HER TUMBLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Lisa is in a world of hurt right now as Solomon makes his way over and grabs a hold of her hair, tugging her back up to her feet before setting her up… AND LIFTING HER UP OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BIG SUPLEX! Solomon is clearly mounting some offense right now and that’s not a good thing for Lisa Wren in this situation and she knows it. Solomon takes a step back… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A RUNNING SENTON!
Stew-O: Only for Lisa to roll out of the way of that and get back up to her feet! Solomon scrambles up as well realizing the situation that he finds himself in- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE WHICH DROPS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Lisa grabs Solomon by his arm before pulling him back up with all of his might, sen\ding him towards the ropes with an Irish whip before turning around… RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A FOREARM SMASH TOWARDS HIS FACE! Solomon is stunned while Lisa grabs him by his head and throws him down towards the center of the ring… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR TAKIN HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BIG BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: Solomon grabbing his face while trying to get back up once again- ONLY FOR LISA TO RUN TO THE ROPES AND BACK THIS TIME AND GO FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! But before that can happen Solomon moves out of the way and clutches onto the ropes before beginning to get back up. Lisa runs forward, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BIG CHOP TO THE CHEST WHICH LIGHTS LISA UP AND SENDS HER BACKWARD! Solomon steps back… GOING FOR A LARIAT TO THE FACE! But it’s Lisa that ducks under that before turning around!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren slaps the taste out of Solomon Stane’s mouth! Stane falls back against the ropes and Lisa charges in with a Bicycle Kick to the head nearly sending Solomon up and over the top rope to the outside! Solomon falls back over the top rope to the inside of the ring as Lisa drops a knee down upon his face and he shocks back awake and back up to his feet. Solomon charges at Lisa but she ducks and catches him in the jaw with a Spinning Heel Kick and Solomon is dazed and confused!!!
Stew-O: LISA WREN WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!! SHE GETS ALL OF IT AND THIS THING IS OVER!!! LISA WITH THE COVER! GIVE THE W TO THE GROWN ASS WOMAN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! JOHNNY ANDREWS ON THE OUTSIDE! JOHNNY JUST PLACED SOLOMON STANE’S LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! The referee saw the leg on the bottom rope before he could count the three! This match will continue!
Lisa Wren: That is bullshit. Did you see what he did?! Are you blind???
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren is outraged and I can’t blame her. She had this thing won but Johnny Andrews fucked her over severely!!! WAIT NOW LISA IS GOING AFTER JOHNNY!!! HE’S GOING TO PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!!!
Stew-O: WAIT NO LISA LOOK OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: But Lisa Wren is distracted by Johnny Andrews and doesn’t see Solomon Stane coming!!! THE KEY OF SOLOMON CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOOMOOOOONNNNNN STAAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
(‘Shadow of the Cemetery Man’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as Solomon Stane gets back up to his feet with a pained expression plastered on his face while Johnny Andrews slides back in and helps him back up to his feet with a satisfied look on his face. The two of them look towards one another before Johnny nods and raises Solomon’s hand high in the air proudly.)
Flannery McCoy: Not this way!!! Lisa Wren was robbed!!! Damn that Johnny Andrews! Damn him to hell!!
Stew-O: I guess this was Johnny’s way of getting payback after losing to Serenity earlier.
Jake Mercer: He really had no choice. The Golden Guns have a title shot at Battle of Egypt against the Haircare Kings and The High Rollerz. Obviously they can’t walk into a match like that off a loss. They needed this!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial advertising a barrel of 500 Morbius tickets. Oh no you don’t have to buy them. Just please take them. Please oh god we don’t want them anymore.)
(The camera pans backstage to Michael Belfort.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Dynasty! Right now, please welcome my guest at this time, “The Barbaric Carnivore” Terry Chambers!
(Terry walks into the frame giving a nod at Michael, before crossing his arms.)
Michael Belfort: Well Terry, as we all know, you got back on the right track at Reckless Wiring with your legacy being questioned. Then last week, you had a slip up against Sheridan. Do you have any comment on that?
Terry Chambers: Well, before I address that, I have to give credit where it’s due publicly to Alex Myers for the fight they gave at Reckless Wiring. They came in determined and on a mission to end me and put me on the shelf for good, but like all the others, they found out just how hard a task that truly is. I wish him the best as they have a bright future and I have no doubt they’re on their way to becoming the next New Breed Champion. Respect.
(The crowd cheers for a brief second before Terry speaks again.)
Terry Chambers: Now, about last week, look, no excuses with any of that. I downplayed Sheridan Mullerand her motivations for coming back, and, she got the better of me of me on one night in a back and forth battle, but I won’t sulk and feel bad for myself. I’m going to give her the credit and dust myself on and move on and looking at my long term goal, and that goal….is the Grand Rampage match.
(The crowd cheers hearing his last statement.)
Michael Belfort: So, are you saying…
Terry Chambers: That’s right, the Grand Rampage match. I am here to announce that StarrStan revealed to me a bit earlier I am the first Dynasty participant revealed for the match. He said it was a matter of instilling faith in me to wave the Dynasty banner and win the whole damn thing like he knows I can do, which I was going to do anyways. Now, we all know, I’ve had quite the few hiccups at this event. Early in my career, being eliminated at the time in a record time of two seconds, a year later eliminated within a minute after entering the ring when there countless others in those matches who got blacklisted or forgotten within a few weeks, and then years later after I reached the top of the mountain, last year at Grand Rampage, I fell short to Malcolm Jones and lost the EAW Championship, and, with that I failed on my promise, and everything fell apart, and I went on a downward spiral continuing into my return after my injury. The debate can be made that I wasn’t ready to return yet, maybe I wasn’t, but I can’t do anything about the choice I made. I’m the one who shit the bed, and I’m the one who screwed up after a lot of faith was placed into me, so of course there’s a lot of doubt when I say I’m back and I’m getting back to the top, and there’s no better way to prove it other than winning the Grand Rampage match.
Terry Chambers: Do I wish I could go back and do things differently before and after the match with Malcolm Jones, of course, but there’s nothing that can be done about it, and all that I can do is think about the future and making sure I don’t go through it again. I didn’t work this hard to rebuild my name from the damage from my early career, just to watch it all dissolve before my very own eyes. Part of worrying about my future is also overcoming my demons at this event at the same time, and winning the biggest match possible. I’ve been in this match before, I know my way around as I’ve experienced a few highs and a lot of lows, and I know nowadays winning this match is no easy task, but for me, what else is new? I’m up for the challenge and I’m built for it. It’s a match most people try to run from nowadays, but I want that smoke. I’m going to make sure it’s me main eventing Pain For Pride, a goal I came up short in a year ago to the day, and I’m going to win the World Heavyweight Championship, the championship that has eluded me all this time.
Michael Belfort? And what do you have to say to the rest of the competition yet to b announced to the match?
Terry Chambers: People can choose to believe it or not, but I’m a man on a mission. I have been ever since that embarrassing stretch from Pain for Pride until Road to Redemption after a season of looking like the best guy on the Voltage roster. Its shit that I’m not proud of but stuff I can’t dwell on, because you never get better that way. My legacy was questioned at Reckless Wiring, and it was only an example if what I’m willing to do to make it back to the top, and there’s only one way to truly show I belong, which is the Grand Rampage match. A match you would think I would try to avoid because I don’t “put in the work” like I used to, but, people will find out soon enough there’s still so much to prove and so much to accomplish, and people will find that out the hard way, very soon enough. To anybody who wants to attempt to step in my way, well, I feel very sorry for them because they’re going to be the ones paying the price, wondering what road takes them to Pain For Pride, while I punch my ticket as the last man standing having overcoming my demons.
Michael Belfort: Okay, thank you so much Terry, and good luck to you.
(Terry nods at Michael again before walking off the interview set. Friday Night Dynasty from there goes to another part of the backstage area of the Arena Guadalajara where the camera focuses on Astraea Jordan, causing the crowd to burst into excited cheers for the Dynasty Elitist. She’s fitted in her casual clothing seeing as she doesn’t have a match tonight, while pacing around with a nonchalant expression on her face looking down on the ground. After a good moment of silence, she brings her head back up and looks towards the camera before beginning to speak from there.)
Astraea Jordan: I wish I could say I was satisfied with the work I’ve been doing these past few weeks, but frankly that’s far from the case. There’s no doubt ya girl has done well for herself, raking in that cash and showin’ the world why Astraea be better than the rest. But a part of me feels like that ain’t enough. Like there’s still more to be done and more to be accomplished. I been saying that I ain’t gonna fuck around, that I ain’t just gonna let opportunities pass me by. Imma take them and make ‘em my own so I get exactly what I know I been deserved for years now. Which is why I came out there and said imma be the first person in that ladder match StarrStan got planned, and y’all already know damn well whoever be in it imma whip their sorry asses. All I gotta do, is wait for Starr to give me the green light, and tell me what I’ve known all along. That I deserve an opportunity like this and imma get it. Championship gold been eluding me for too long, and being gone for so long makes a woman hungry for one of those.
Astraea Jordan: I mean shit, how long has it fucking been since I held a Championship here in EAW? Quite some time huh? But just because that’s the case ain’t mean I don’t got what it takes to win them anymore, fuck no. I could sit here and list off all the titles I won but if I did I’d be here for a century, I just got it. Make no mistake about it either, I still got it too. I don’t know what got y’all thinking that I’m washed, that I’m just another fossil that walked in desperate for some form of attention, but that ain’t anywhere near true. Sierra and Ximena made the mistake of doing that and I ain’t see them laughing now, which is hilarious. Astraea been breaking barriers and simply proving people wrong and really, that’s all there is to it. Because I know my place, and it sure ain’t with all of y’all down there. Nah, it’s up there at the top of the mountain and it’ll only be a matter of time before I reclaim that spot.
Astraea Jordan: I know I am at the TOP where I DESERVE. I know that #AstraeaStillBetter and it’s gonna stay that way. So far lookin’ around at all y’all, ain’t no one gonna step up and prove me wrong. The ones that do ain’t got the balls to do it cause they know how dangerous of a competitor I can be. Reckless Wiring was just the start, last week on Dynasty was just the start. Now I move on from those worthless ass hoes and take my throne back, which is gonna be a cakewalk knowing who I be up against. I ain’t gonna name names, but they’ll find out real soon that they gotta bullet with their name on it and it spells nothing but trouble. To those who think they can make a cheap buck off of me, yikes, you ain’t comin’ close to that. Because I am simply on another level, and I will prove that by walking in and out of that ladder match as a winner and do a rinse and repeat at Pain For Pride XV with the difference being me walking out of the night as your new Women’s Champion. That’s how it’s going to go, and whether or not Starr agrees with that, I will get my way.
???: :whoa: Let’s calm down here Astraea.
(The camera goes over from Astraea who has calmed down from her rant to the Dynasty General Manager himself, StarrStan who is standing next to her with a smile on his face and his hands clasped together. It’s clear that he’s here to give some positive thoughts and that’s something that satisfies Astraea as seen in her facial expression. After StarrStan nods his head, he clears his throat and begins to speak to Astraea.)
StarrStan: I’ll have you know since you stated your intentions last week I’ve done some thinking. You have certainly been impressing me these last couple of weeks and your matches against Ximena and Sierra have solidified that. Having gotten the opportunity to witness you in action the last time you were here a few years ago, I know what you’re capable of and the type of heights you’ll reach if given the chance. Which is why I’d like to propose an idea to you.
Astraea Jordan: Oh yeah? Spill the tea, let’s hear it. Make it official so everyone can throw their ballot in for me, and while you’re at it you might as well gimme the names of the other sorry bitches I’ll be facing in that match as well.
StarrStan: It’s a bit of an idea I had, but… I won’t have everything finalized until next week. It is then that the world will know who the participants will be in the ladder match-
Astraea Jordan: Iight bet, is that what you want to do? I have no problem with that. Next week, I’ll be the first one out there to welcome them to the fray and let them know that they don’t stand a fucking chance against Astraea Jordan.
StarrStan: :wow: It’s a deal, see you then Astraea.
(Astraea, from there, promptly turns around and begins to make her way out of the scene, leaving StarrStan to his own leisure. He smiles, looking off into the distance satisfied with his work, before turning around and beginning to make his way back towards his office. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the arena where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring, microphone in hand ready to announce the next match at hand here tonight!
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers of the crowd as the camera goes over to the stage to show Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way out to the stage. She has her arms spread and a smirk on her face as she motions “E.O.E” while pyro shoots out behind her. The crowd is in awe as Bethany, from there, begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Miami, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds she is DOCTORRRR BETHANNNNNNYYYYYYYY BLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Crowd: E!!!! O!!!! E!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Bethany decided to celebrate her Reckless Wiring win by taking someone under her wing. She met up with Caroline and gave her some motivation heading into her inclusion in the New Era Classic, and I’m sure that’s going to bloom into something splendid for the two of them.
Flannery McCoy: But Bethany also has the Empress of Elite, and there is a realm of possibilities that come with it that she has to reign accordingly. What she does from here is up to her, but right now I think the only thing she’s anticipating is a victory.
Jake Mercer: That she might get if she hears what my sources tell me, tonight Sierra is coming into this match with a bad case of the cold. If she wins this match, I could only imagine the bad influence! Fight the cold Bethany!
(‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake begins to blast through the speakers to follow as Sierra is seen making her way out to the stage with a smile on her face. She hypes the crowd up, or at least tries because they’re all booing for her, before posing on the stage. She smirks as she looks towards the ring, before making her way down the ramp ready for war here tonight.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from San Jose, California weighing in at 121 pounds she is “The Killjoy” SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA!!!
Stew-O: Now here comes Sierra who last week unfortunately came up short against Astraea Jordan in the main event of Dynasty. It’s clear that she’s unhappy about that, but not as unhappy as usual for some odd reason.
Flannery McCoy: It seems like the woman has had a change of heart and I feel like that’s somewhat of a benefit for her career. I don’t know, I think things are going to go up for Sierra and maybe this will be the turning point. Or not :lupe:. Maybe we’ll just have to find out.
Jake Mercer: Once a Negative Nancy, always a Negative Nancy. She’s just hiding behind a false bravado to give herself a chance then when it’s all said and done, BAM! She reveals herself as the DEVIL. I’m not exactly convinced.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: This match is underway unlike any other match that has come before it. Dr. Bethany Blue and Sierra immediately meet in the center of the ring trading shots. Sierra eventually gains the advantage picking Bethany up and dropping her with a quick Scoop Slam. Sierra goes up to the top rope… Flying Knee Drop off the top connects to the face of Bethany! Bethany just got her head rocked right then and there. Sierra making a statement quickly in this match as she throws her hands up in celebration to the crowd. However, Bethany pulls herself back up and charges at Sierra wrestling her out into the corner but Sierra turns it around twisting back and taking down Bethany with a Snapmare takedown. Bethany goes down as Sierra transitions into the headlock to keep her opponent grounded.
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue is fighting back trying to position herself on top of Sierra in this struggle of struggles. But Sierra is too strong and forces Bethany to stay beneath her. But Bethany manages to rock her way on up to her feet and get back into a standing position before charging in and running Sierra off her towards the ropes. Sierra goes for a jog and comes smashing hard back into Bethany with a Running Shoulder Tackle sending Bethany flipping and flying across the ring like a ragdoll.
Jake Mercer: Sierra staying on Dr. Bethany Blue stomping away at her and flipping her over before applying an armbar for good measure. It looks like Sierra is also pulling on the fingers of Bethany which has to cause even more pain as she tries to tear her arm straight out the socket. Oh god and now Sierra putting her knee on the back of the neck of Bethany and just applying more pressure. Things are most definitely not looking good here for the good doctor I must say! Bethany is going to almost have to use her legs entirely to get out of this one.
Flannery McCoy: And so she does! Dr. Bethany Blue powering up using her leg strength but Sierra manages to stay on top while applying a Camel Clutch seated on the back of her opponent. But Bethany now continuing to power up and out of this hold as she now looks to break free of Sierra’s grasp at long last! Hard blows to the gut from Bethany and a hard chop to the chest as she finally breaks free of her opponent! Bethany with repeated chops at Sierra backing her up with those lightning fast strikes as she now has her on the defense!
Stew-O: Chops turn into punches as Dr. Bethany Blue grows ever more savage from there. Martial arts kicks and down goes Sierra… but Sierra with a Leg Sweep as she falls tripping Bethany over! Sierra takes advantage with a Curb Stomp to the back of the neck of Bethany! No! Bethany moves out the way! Bethany back up as Sierra moves to lift and slam her. But Bethany slides behind Sierra grabbing her from behind and going for the neck. But Sierra charges backwards sending Bethany hard back first into the turnbuckle with force!
Jake Mercer: Bethany is stunned momentarily and that’s enough for Sierra to grab her by the arm and throw her towards the opposite corner, all to get some momentum to run towards her… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A VICIOUS CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HER HEAD! Bethany is taken aback as Sierra does not look done, grabbing her and heaving her up to the top rope and that’s not a good sign for the Empress of Elite right now. Sierra begins to make her way up to the top rope, before hammering away repeatedly on the face of Bethany! Bethany is trying to defend herself but Sierra’s offense is too overwhelming! Sierra is now looking for something big… LEAPING UP ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF BETHANY AND GOING FOR A TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BETHANY JUST IN TIME SHOVES SIERRA OFF OF HER AND SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Sierra is down on the ground after crashing hard but regardless wastes zero time beginning to get herself back up to her feet… ONLY FOR BETHANY TO LAUNCH OFF AND GO FOR A KNEE TO THE FACE OF SIERRA! Only for Sierra to move out of the way just in time and tumble hard to the ground! Both of them get back up, BEFORE SIERRA SPINS AROUND AND CATCHES BETHANY AGAINST THE SIDE OF HER HEAD WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT BETHANY DUCKS UNDER THAT BEFORE GRABBING SIERRA’S LEG AND FLIPPING HER UP INTO THE AIR! Sierra lands flat on her face as she pulls herself up to a knee… ONLY TO BE MET WITH A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE BY BETHANY WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Bethany grabs Sierra and sends her towards the corner… BEFORE RUNNING AND GOING FOR A SHOULDER THRUST!
Jake Mercer: But before Bethany can fully execute it’s Sierra that boots her away! Bethany struggling to stand or so it seemed! Sierra charges in with a Clothesline but Bethany leapt up to the top rope and kicked her away!!! FLYING CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! SIERRA CATCHES DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! Sierra with the Fallaway Slam throwing Bethany across the ring and now here is the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRE-
Stew-O: But Dr. Bethany Blue kicks out and it is only a two count! Sierra thought she had it there! Sierra pulls Bethany back up… Spinning Back Fist from the doctor connects to the face of Sierra staggering her back. Sierra with a Pump Kick dropping Bethany who falls to the mat and now Sierra is kicking her under the bottom rope and to the outside of the ring! Bethany holding on to the bottom rope not allowing herself to be thrown out as Sierra pulls her up… and twists her around into a Spinning Backbreaker. Another cover and this could be it here tonight on Friday Night Dynasty!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRE-
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue kicks out again! Bethany proving to be quite resilient here tonight!!! Sierra angrily pulls Bethany back up… but Bethany out of nowhere fires off with a series of hard right hands to the face! Bethany is back in this thing and she is fighting back resiliently!!! Bethany with a series of well placed blows to the face… and now the Mandible Claw!!! No! Sierra throws herself back into the corner managing to avoid that gruesome move that Bethany is a true master of as we have seen countless times before.
Flannery McCoy: But Dr. Bethany Blue won’t relent and continues to strike Sierra in the corner. A big kick to the face and a variety of other strikes! Sierra catches the arm and tosses Bethany over the top rope… but Bethany handsprings off the apron landing back inside the ring and catches Sierra in the back with a well placed gut punch. Bethany grabs Sierra and bends her backwards over her knee delivering repeated elbow strikes to the head over and over and over as Sierra has been knocked silly and keels over to the mat. Sierra almost rolls out of the ring but Bethany stops her pulling her back up and taking her down with a Standing Suplex! The cov-
Stew-O: NO! Dr. Bethany Blue is not finished with Sierra just yet and waits for her to get back up… SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Bethany has that Mandible applied on Sierra and it is fully locked in the very middle of the ring! There is no escape!
Jake Mercer: Sierra knows this and she taps out!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. DRRRRRRRR BETHANNNNYYYYYYY BLUUUUUUUUEREEREEEEEEEEE!!!!
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ once again begins to play up as Dr. Bethany Blue pulls herself off of Sierra and gets back up to her feet. The referee makes his way over and raises her arm in victory as she basks in it. Bethany looks down at Sierra who’s pressed up against the corner with a disappointed look on her face, before nodding with a smile, continuing her celebration.)
Stew-O: What a match! It’s clear that the two of them had a point to prove and were not going to give in. But Bethany stayed true to her word and got her hand raised high in victory to follow. Which is something that I’m sure brings a smile to her face, 100%.
Flannery McCoy: And no matter what direction Bethany goes from here, I know it’s only going to be up if she keeps up this energy. I doubt Dr. Bethany Blue is going to slow down either, so it makes her one heck of a threat to the rest of the Elite Answers Wrestling roster. Congratulations to Bethany on her victory here tonight!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Moon Knight featuring EAW legend Khamsin.)
(“Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begin to play through the speakers of the Arena Guadalajara as the crowd explodes in boos for the Specialists Champion, Harper Lee, who comes out feeling quite annoyed. She rolls her eyes looking at the sea of EAW fans, but then makes her way down the ramp, raising her title high over her head on her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…HARPER LEE!!!!!
Stew-O: We were anticipating an appearance by Harper Lee tonight and by the looks of things, she’s not too happy to be here.
Flannery McCoy: It seems like she might not be too thrilled about what she’s her for. Something tells me that she’s going to talk about the challenge that Ximena Velasquez threw at her on Dynasty last week. How is Harper going to respond to it?
Jake Mercer: To me, it seems like Harper would think that all of this is nothing more than a waste of time, but I think that a lot of these fans would love nothing more than to see Ximena Velasquez get her hands on Harper Lee and take the Specialists Championship away from her.
(Harper Lee has a serious look on her face as she has a microphone in her possession. “Sweet Dreams” dies down as the reception of the crowd has not. To the Dynasty fans, it seems like Harper is not a fan favorite, but Harper tries to put on her fake face in order to respond to the crowd, which is only going to get underneath their skin even more.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Harper Lee: Nice to know that you’re all happy to see me. :drakelike:
Crowd: NO, WE’RE NOT! NO, WE’RE NOT! NO, WE’RE NOT!
Harper Lee: …because I’m pretty unhappy right now. Not even the lovely reception of the Dynasty fans aren’t enough to get me out of my mood. Do you want to know why I’m unhappy right now? It’s a combination of being back on Dynasty and also what I have to talk about? Y’all know about that big elephant in the room? Since you guys don’t seem to be the brightest crayons in the box, let me dumb this down for you all. I’m talking about Reckless Wiring and for the people that only watch the event because of yours truly. The most important part of the story should be that Harper Lee *retains* against Serenity Valdez. It should be about your valiant and fighting champion overcoming the overhyped Serenity and exposing her as someone who had no right with being in the same ring as me, but unfortunately, the result of the match didn’t come clean and that’s because of *one* woman. Ximena Velasquez; the woman, who couldn’t help, but stick her nose in my business for no reason at all. But, what I thought was going to be Ximena being petty and trying to cost me the match, happened to be one of those plot twist. Instead, Ximena came out, interfered and cost *Serenity* the match instead.
Harper Lee: Now, you should have seen the look on my face when I got to the back. I couldn’t believe that Ximena would do such a thing. Now, did that leave me confused at first? Yeah, quite a bit. But, then I got thinking because the thought wouldn’t leave my mind. Then, I was put under the assumption that Ximena just happened to know what was good for her and looked to be reprimanded for the mistakes that she’s made. To me, that reasoning would have made sense. It would have been the perfect reality, but of course, it wasn’t, especially combined with the displeasure of having to watch Dynasty last week and hear what she had to say. I was expecting some logical explanation for what she did because it doesn’t make sense at all for why she would screw Serenity out of the Specialists Championship, but instead, I got some of the dumbest logic ever. For those that didn’t catch what Ximena had to say last week and honestly, I don’t blame you, but I’ll explain it in a short sentence. Ximena cost Serenity the Specialists Champion because..because…
Harper Lee: She wanted me to win so that she could be the one to take the title away from me? :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol: I’m sorry, I’m going to need a second.
(Harper Lee begins to laugh hysterically over Ximena Velasquez’ reasoning, which to Harper, is dumb reasoning. It doesn’t make sense to Harper, but Harper is clutching onto her ribs, still having a good laugh, before whipping the false tear from her eye, almost like it was *that* hilarious to her.)
Harper Lee: Let me get this straight — Ximena cost Serenity the title because she wanted to be the one to take the title off of me? Are you kidding me? Is this some April Fool’s Day joke that I’m not aware of? Like look, I know that Ximena has been leeching off of me for practically her entire career, but she’s saying that *I’m* going to be *her* stepping stone? I’m not sure if those muscles have taken over her brain, but I thought that we went over the fact that I am clearly above Ximena Velasquez on the totem pole. When you are going to compare Harper Lee to Ximena Velasquez, there is no comparison because I will always be better than Ximena. I will always be above Ximena and deep down, Ximena knows that. If not, she wouldn’t have chosen me to align with when she was nothing more than starting off in EAW. She knows the type of power I possess. She knows what I am capable of doing and she knows that I’m good. Now, let’s talk about this whole Grand Rampage ‘challenge’ that Ximena threw my way last week. Does she think that I’m afraid to step into the ring with her? Does she think that I’m afraid of accepting her challenge? No, I think it’s a waste of time and I think it’s wrong for someone like Serenity to gas Ximena up, thinking that she has a legit shot at becoming Specialists Champion-
(Before Harper can continue, the sounds of ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begin to blast through the speakers of the arena. The Specialists Champion audibly groans upon seeing Ximena Velasquez make her way out to the stage. She already has a microphone in her hand as she makes her way down the ramp, wasting zero time speaking into the microphone while ‘Recreant’ begins to come to a close from there.)
Ximena Velasquez: That’s exactly what I wanted to happen Harper, you’re right. I wanted to make sure you were the one I took the Specialists Championship away from just like you took that opportunity away from me at King of Elite. That’s right puta, you thought I forgot about that? You thought I forgot that you were the one that started this? By all means, I was content with not having to see you ever again. After Pain For Pride XIV I was looking to excel my career and none of that involved you being near me in the slightest. But you couldn’t handle the simple idea of me coming for your title, you couldn’t handle the idea of me finally getting the chance to get my hands on you. So you came out there and you cost me the match. Which is telling of the kind of Champion Harper is, someone that will duck any challenge she believes is too immense for her. Yet when the time comes for her to face those fears, she acts like that wasn’t even an issue to begin with. Stop lying to yourself, cabron. We all know from the beginning Harper Lee was scared of ‘La Diosa’, from having me as hired help so you didn’t need to worry about getting in my way, to King of Elite. There’s no escaping that truth, and it’s only a matter of time before you come to admit it.
(Harper snickers as she steps back and leans against the ropes, getting a good laugh after hearing what Ximena had to say before shaking her head and making her way back towards the center of the ring.)
Harper Lee: Scared?! SCARED?! Harper Lee… scared of Ximena Velasquez? Whew, thanks for the laugh. I really needed that after what I heard last week. It’s really funny you believe that, because that’s never been the case. Literally, I don’t know how else to put it, because that’s all there is to it. Like I just said, I am better than you, and you have done everything in your power to try and cope with that. Try to make everyone believe otherwise but frankly it’s crystal clear. You want to know the reason why I put my hands into the match at King of Elite? Because I felt you didn’t deserve an opportunity to face me. Because I felt you didn’t deserve to come close to this Specialists Championship. But after some thinking, I realized that maybe you do need a match for this title. Maybe you do need a match against me. To finally shut you up and get you out of my career so I don’t have to worry about you again. They always talk about the challenger coming out and throwing the challenge out. But I’ll do one better for you so you can finally know your place in this business. Me versus you, Grand Rampage.
(The crowd cheers loudly in response while a sinister smirk begins to grow on the face of Ximena Vealsquez, knowing this is exactly what she wanted.)
Ximena Velasquez: Grand Rampage huh? You really are just asking for it. Well guess what? You got it.
Harper Lee: Be careful what you wish for Ximena.
(Harper drops her microphone down to the ground while ‘Sweet Dreams’ once again begins to play up. Ximena, still maintaining that smirk on her face, turns around and begins to make her way back up the ramp and towards the backstage area. Harper on the other hand, simply keeps her Specialists Championship firmly around her waist as she watches Ximena take her leave. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Promoing School starring Ronan Malosi.)
( Returning from a brief commercial break, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill rips through the sound system of the arena. The entrance theme is greeted with mixed recognition, predominantly boos and jeers of displeasure for one of Dynasty’s most prominent figures, Xander Payne. He appears at the top of the stage, arriving from backstage. That nasty scowl we associate with the Canadian is painted in full force tonight, rightfully so given what occurred last week. Xander looks out into the crowd for a couple of seconds. Shaking his head, Xander begins walking down to the ring. As he does so we cut over to the commentary desk. )
Stew-O: This one is gonna be a doozy, folks. I’m sure Xander has a lot on his mind, given how the last couple of weeks have gone for him!
Flannery McCoy: Too right! Not only did Xander come up short against Andre Walker at Reckless Wiring. But a ghost of Christmas’ past came to visit him last week, SOSA Henderson attacking him from behind and quite bluntly, kicking his ass!
Jake Mercer: Maybe that ass-kicking is what Xander needed, to get in shape once and for all and—
Flannery McCoy: Give it a rest, Jake. He’s not going to sleep with you!
( Having walked down to ringside, Xander trots up the steel steps and enters the ring. Gesturing for a microphone from ringside, the attendant is snappy in giving Payne what he wants. As his entrance theme dies down, so do the boos emanating throughout the arena. This is Xander’s cue to begin talking and he does just that. )
Xander Payne: Things have not been pleasant as of late. There isn’t something I can do or say to try and hide the losses and beatdowns that have come my way. What I need to do now is embrace the roads I have walked and look to the future, especially as the glimmering lights of Pain for Pride are beginning to shimmer beyond the hill. Shaking off what has occurred in my past is something I can do with ease; like a snake shedding its skin. Unfortunately I cannot say the same for the man that attacked me last week. SOSA, I get it, I really do. You lost your big shot, saw the hands of irrelevance reaching out to grab you by the throat and panicked. You clung onto the one thing that made sense, that you could understand in that tiny, feeble mind of yours. We both left Reckless Wiring, grumbling under our breaths, believing things could have gone better for us. While I was ready to step a foot into the present, look for someone to face, something to do? You decided your best path to walk down was to look three months into the past. But in doing so you have made what is undoubtedly the biggest mistake of your life.
Xander Payne: You took it upon yourself to attack me last week. To sucker punch me, beat me down and give me a taste of my own medicine. I’m sure that was invigorating for you, wasn’t it? Handing me a slice of my own pie, taking something back. But while you’re so wrapped in in your own miserable existence, you cannot see how stupid attacking me really was. You’re bitter. Because now all the excuses have stopped, you can’t talk anymore shit. I attacked you so long ago now and since then you’ve been running your mouth like a motorboat. How you’re going to defeat Viz, how I robbed you of that chance. But at Reckless Wiring, we saw what would have happened should you have made it to Road to Redemption. Had you won there, had you got your shot against him, you would have faltered. So now you’re looking for vengeance, the biggest springboard you can use to get back into title contention. You should know by now not to fuck with those who are better than you.
Xander Payne: I left Reckless Wiring pissed off. I know I’m better than Andre Walker and I let that chalice, the opportunity to prove so, slip through my grasp. When you beat me down last week it did nothing but further stoke the flames. Because you might believe you’re doing this to prove something and get a modicum of respect around here, but the truth of the matter is all you’ve done is landed yourself in my crosshairs. A medium-sized fish running into a shark and puffing its chest out. The reality of the situation is this SOSA, we both have to work twice as hard now if we’re going to amount to something meaningful. Should we want to be on the top of the card come Pain for Pride, we can’t afford anymore slip-ups. Let’s be honest, truthful. Let’s ask ourselves the question. Do you really think your path to Pain for Pride runs through me, through beating me? I am going to stomp your face into the mat and shine the soles of my boots with your blood.
Xander Payne: I recognise what must be done, what I need to do. I was all set on planning out my own road to Pain for Pride, to ensure that when the time came, I’d be called upon to step into the spotlight and deliver, something I’ve done countless times before. That is what’s different between you and me, SOSA! I’m methodical. I don’t run off vengeance and try to revive things that occurred months ago. You could have let it go, but you’re only human. Emotions are bound to get the best of you. That is why when we meet, because trust me, I’m going to make sure nothing else but that happens, I’ll make you my bitch. I’m going to show to you how much of a mistake you’ve made calling on me. Believing that you can beat me, embarrass me. So much more is on the line now. Because you fell short against Viz, your championship endeavours came up bust, and for whatever fucking reason you feel justified coming to me, exploiting my good name for the sake of your career.
Xander Payne: But I am no welcoming mat, I’m going to beat you. You said you haven’t forgotten? You’ll surely wish that you had. Because Xander Payne doesn’t lose to SOSA Henderson, and this time? I’ll make you that you don’t get back up—
( Xander’s callous words don’t come without interruption. ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef begins to play through the arena, the reaction totally opposing what Xander garnered minutes ago. Before all too much time passes, Bulletproof SOSA Henderson saunters out onto the stage. The man who challenged The Visual Prophet at Reckless Wiring looks dapper as ever, a faint smirk aligning his features. As he walks down the ramp leading to the ring, we once again cut back to commentary. )
Stew-O: What did I say earlier, you guys? Doozy. When these two are in the same ring, you just know that sparks are going to fly and ratings are going to pop!
Flannery McCoy: There’s so much history already that Xander has barely touched on. But all of their past was dug on by this man last week, SOSA Hendeson attacking Payne from behind!
Jake Mercer: You’ve got to think Xander will want some sort of retribution tonight. But maybe he’ll hear SOSA out?
( SOSA Henderson, efficiently, already has a microphone in hand. Xander steps back a couple of paces to present the floor to the man who attacked him last week. He isn’t pleased with the interruption but had anticipated it. After SOSA greets the crowd, he begins to talk. )
SOSA Henderson: Xander, dude. What’s all this talk about failures for? You speak as if I have no right doing what I did last week. Let me set the record straight, right now. Regardless of what happened between Viz and I, be it I beat him or he beat me, you and I were always going to meet again and I’d have made certain of that. What’s clear to me, but might not be clear to you is that we have unfinished business. This was inevitable, you can’t go talking about wanting to pursue other avenues after I put you on your ass last week, it just doesn’t make sense! You attacked me and put me on the shelf. You cost me, I had the chance to perform at one of the biggest shows of the year and you took that away from me. So don’t speak about me falling into your cross hairs. Because you’ve been truly marked for months at this point.
SOSA Henderson: I’m actually kind of glad, in a funny way. Because neither of us won at Reckless Wiring. We don’t have obligations and championships holding us back, you know? It makes setting something like this up much easier. It means we’re on equal footing. Sure I didn’t beat Viz, I didn’t become World Heavyweight champion. But unlike you, I can just own my loss and move past it. I can appreciate that on the night, he was the better wrestler. I don’t need to act like I missed an opportunity, I gave it my all and came up short. It happens. So I’m chill with it, it’s like you said. Gotta stop worrying about things we can’t change and do what we can on the road towards Pain for Pride. What’s important now is you realizing that attacking me led to this. I didn’t just construct this in my head, I didn’t set a narrative so I could beat you down last week. I simply did what you did to me and when we meet in this ring and go toe-to-toe with all our momentum on the line? I’ll show you that actions have consequences and I’ll drill your bitch-ass into the mat. One, two, three.
SOSA Henderson: One way or another, I’ll get my hands on you and when it matters? I will school you and beat you clean as a whistle in this ring.
( SOSA lowers the microphone from his lips. Xander Payne, opposing him, looks confused. He brings his own microphone up before his face, responding soon after. )
Xander Payne: Consequences? What would you know about consequences?
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! XANDER JUST HEADBUTT SOSA AND SENT HIM BACK! NOW WE HAVE A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS AS BOTH OF THEM LAUNCH FORWARD AND BEGIN TO ABSOLUTELY HAMMER AWAY AT ONE ANOTHER! BOTH SOSA AND XANDER ARE TRADING PUNCHES TO NO END AS THE CROWD IS EATING THIS UP RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA NAILS XANDER WITH A KNEE BEFORE THROWING HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK! LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A DROPKICK WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! XANDER STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET WHILE SOSA RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE! BUT XANDER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THROWING SOSA INTO THE CORNER! XANDER NOW BEGINNING TO HAMMER AWAY WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TOWARDS THE FACE OF SOSA WHO IS DEFINITELY FEELING OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW AND IN A POSITION HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE IN!
Jake Mercer: XANDER GRABS SOSA BEFORE THROWING HIM DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, RUNNING FORWARD AND SPINNING AROUND BEFORE TAKING SOSA’S HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! XANDER NOW GRABBING SOSA AND THROWING HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES… HE’S GOING FOR ‘LAST SEDATION’! THE POP-UP POWERBOMB-
Stew-O: SOSA WITH A FRANKENSTEINER AS A COUNTER! SOSA TURNING AROUND AND BEGINNING TO MAKE HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE… GOING FOR ‘PAID IN FULL’! DOUBLE CURB STOMP TO THE FACE OF XANDER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER AVOIDS IT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! WHAT A COWARD!
(Xander stumbles back with a pissed off expression on his face, while SOSA paces around the ring yelling at him and asking for more. Xander shakes his head and turns away before stumbling up the ramp and towards the backstage area. ‘Faneto’ once again plays up as SOSA makes his way towards a corner, catching his breath and staying in the ring whilst Friday Night Dynasty goes to a quick commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for Battle of Egypt III: Alexandria Falls.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back in from commercial break as ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef is heard playing in the background. SOSA Henderson is seen inside the ring getting ready for his match at hand while the camera goes over to show Stephie Love standing at ringside with a smile on her face and a microphone in hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…. weighing in at 191 pounds… BULLETPROOF… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we just saw a huge brawl with SOSA here and Xander Payne before the commercial break, and you know that SOSA has to be more pissed off than hurt because of it. He definitely has not been happy when it comes to Xander and has been adamant in saying that he is going to get revenge after that gruesome injury he had last year at his hands.
Flannery McCoy: But tonight we’ll see him in action against one of Dynasty’s best and I’ll admit that’s a pretty tall task. SOSA has a lot on his plate, let’s see if he can pull through with a victory in every sense of the word.
Jake Mercer: I hope SOSA is finally the one that pops Xander’s belly like a balloon. But you know, beggars can’t be choosers I guess.
(‘Amerika’ by Rammstein is then heard playing up as the camera goes from the ring to the stage to show Sheridan Müller make her way out from the backstage area with a no-nonsense expression plastered on her face. She looks around at the EAW Universe in attendance before focusing on the ring as, from there, she begins to make her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from München, Deutschland… weighing in at 135 pounds… THE FLAMESTRESS… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: On the other hand we have Sheridan Müller who got a huge victory against Terry Chambers last week, and now I’m sure she’s looking to ride that wave of momentum and get another victory against another big name here on Friday Night Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: We know Sheridan has what it takes, but let’s not forget that SOSA has what it takes as well. It’s going to be one hell of a back and forth, but I bet that Sheridan would like to waver that she’s going to be the one coming out of the night with her hand raised high in victory.
Jake Mercer: Sheridan will make Mother Russia proud! I know it! o7
Flannery McCoy: It’s German Efficiency idiot. You been here for how long now and act like you’re deaf. I hate you.
Jake Mercer: :wtf: Stop with the hostility please.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and here we go! This matchup is officially underway as SOSA and Sheridan burst out of their corners and begin to make their way around the squared circle. Both of them approach the middle of the ring before engaging in a vicious Collar-and-Elbow tie up! They waste zero time jockeying for position- BUT IT’S SHERIDAN THAT SLIPS OUT OF SOSA’S GRASP AND GOES UNDER BEFORE TAKING OUT HIS LEGS FROM BENEATH!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA, taken by surprise, drops down to the ground while Sheridan engages, quickly locking in a grounded headlock! But before Sheridan can cinch it in any further, it’s SOSA that manages to bring his legs up and grab Sheridan by her head before bringing her downward into a Headscissors! But before SOSA can properly lock that in himself, it’s Sheridan that manages to roll on her stomach and use that to get herself back up to her feet… STEPPING FORWARD AND STOMPING DOWN ONTO THE SPINE OF SOSA!
Jake Mercer: Sheridan has the upperhand, but how long will she be able to keep that before SOSA takes advantage. Sheridan makes her way over and grabs the head of SOSA before bringing him back up to his feet- but it’s SOSA that manages to fight back before she can do anything, sending repeated elbows towards her abdomen in hopes of weakening her grip! Sheridan is forced to let go and stumble back only to run forward once again… AND BE MET BY A SPINNING HEEL KICK COURTESY OF SOSA HENDERSON WHICH TAKES HER OFF GUARD MOMENTARILY!
Stew-O: Sheridan is still up but I don’t think that’s going to be for long as SOSA manages to fully recover… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR SPINNING AROUND AND DROPPING SHERIDAN RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD WITH A TORNADO DDT! Sheridan sits up still in a world of hurt, clutching onto that head while SOSA turns around and runs to the ropes and back this time… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A METEORA TO TAKE HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA now grabbing Sheridan by the arm before bringing her back up to her feet and sending her towards the corner with an Irish whip, running forward before nailing her with a brutal knife edge chop to the chest! Sheridan wincing in pain while SOSA grabs her by her head and throws her down towards the center of the ring, beginning to make his way up to the top rope while Sheridan turns around and focuses his attention back on him… AS SOSA LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND NAILS SHERIDAN WITH A TOP-ROPE BLOCKBUSTER! SHERIDAN IS DOWN WHILE SOSA GOES FOR AN EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SHERIDAN KICKS OUT BEFORE TWO! SOSA doesn’t seem very affected by it though as he’s right back up to his feet and running the ropes… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING KNEE DROP TO THE FACE OF SHERIDAN! SOSA isn’t done though, once again clutching onto the wrist of Sheridan and tugging her back up… GOING FOR A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TO HER FACE TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT-
Stew-O: But Sheridan manages to duck under it just in time, KEEPING A HOLD OF THE ARM OF SOSA AND TURNING HIM AROUND BEFORE KICKING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! SOSA is in pain but he realizes the momentum is slipping away from him as he quickly scrambles back up to his feet- ONLY FOR SHERIDAN TO CATCH HIM WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST WHICH TAKES SOSA DOWN TO THE GROUND! SOSA sits up… ONLY TO BE MET WITH A KICK TO THE CHEST THIS TIME BY SHERIDAN MÜLLER!
Flannery McCoy: Sheridan knows that this is the opportunity she needs and she’s going to have to use it to the fullest right now if she looks to come out on top with the victory. Sheridan turns around and begins to make her way up to the top rope, beginning to position herself while SOSA tries his best to get back up to his feet, definitely feeling hurt after the assault courtesy of Sheridan. SOSA turns around… ONLY FOR SHERIDAN TO LEAP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKE SOSA DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! SOSA is stunned… AS SHERIDAN STEPS FORWARD AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
Jake Mercer: SOSA is down on a knee, reaching his arms out trying to get out of the hold, but Sheridan has it locked in tight and is looking to further it by dropping him back down to the ground! But SOSA has the size advantage over Sheridan so it’s proving to be quite difficult for her, and it’s a matter of who’s going to succumb first to the other! SOSA manages to get himself up, but before he can even think of escaping it’s Sheridan that wraps her legs around the body of SOSA to make the hold more sound-
Stew-O: ONLY FOR SOSA TO DROP DOWN ONTO HIS BACK CRUSHING SHERIDAN AND FORCING HER TO RELEASE THE HOLD! SOSA quickly slips out while Sheridan stumbles up to her feet… ONLY FOR SOSA TO STEP FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO HER JAW WHICH DROPS SHERIDAN DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! From there SOSA grabs her as he looks to set something up… POPPING SHERIDAN OFF OF THE GROUND BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BRAINBUSTER SPIKING HER HEADFIRST ON THE CANVAS! YOU KNOW THAT HAD TO HURT FOR SHERIDAN MÜLLER!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA knows that as he turns around and once again begins to make the climb up to the top, Sheridan is down and that’s exactly where SOSA wants her… AS HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘SOSA BOMB’! A BEAUTIFUL SWANTON BOMB CONNECTS AS SOSA FALLS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR A PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Jake Mercer: BUT NOT JUST YET! AS IT’S SHERIDAN THAT MANAGES TO SHOOT HER SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME FOR THE KICKOUT! SOSA sits back up and shakes off the fatigue before beginning to pull himself up to his feet, he knows that he needs to keep this up if he wishes to keep Sheridan down but right now she has no intentions of doing so. SOSA makes his way over and grabs a hold of the hair of Sheridan before bringing her back up to her feet- ONLY FOR SHERIDAN TO PULL SOSA IN AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS ABDOMEN! SOSA is hurt, quickly shoving Sheridan away before stumbling backward against the ropes- ONLY FOR SHERIDAN TO RUN FORWARD AND GO FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF SOSA IN HOPES OF SENDING HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO BARELY SIDESTEP BEFORE GRABBING A HOLD OF SHERIDAN AND DUMPING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD! But it’s Sheridan that manages to catch herself on the apron and keep herself upright leaving SOSA shocked, stepping forward and going for a strike to the face- but Sheridan manages to block it before sending a strike back which connects and sends SOSA backward! Sheridan sets him up… BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A SUNSET FLIP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO CATCH HER BEFORE SHE CAN EXECUTE AND THROW HER BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE SENDING HER DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! SOSA turns around and runs to the ropes and back knowing that Sheridan is definitely going to get back up to her feet regardless of how bad the landing was… FLYING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE TO TAKE SHERIDAN BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: BUT SHERIDAN QUICKLY JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF SOSA MID-EXECUTION LEAVING HIM DRAPED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Sheridan isn’t done though… STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE FOR GOOD MEASURE AS SOSA FALLS BACK TO THE INSIDE OF THE RING! SOSA is hurt, looking up and beginning to crawl towards the corner hoping to find a way to get back up to his feet before Sheridan can do anything else. But I don’t think he’s seen the fact that Sheridan has already entered back into the ring and has her sights set on him…
Stew-O: RUNNING FORWARD AT LIGHTNING QUICK SPEEDS AND CRUSHING SOSA WITH THE CANNONBALL SENTON! SHERIDAN QUICKLY PULLING SOSA OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROPPING DOWN TO THE MAT! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT THIS TIME IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Sheridan sits up, and it’s clear that her patience is running thin right now and who knows how long she’ll be able to go until she completely snaps. She brings herself back up before grabbing SOSA and popping him back up to his feet as well, before pushing him into a corner and beginning to absolutely tee off with repeated shots towards his abdomen! SOSA is taken by surprise trying his best to block as many shots as he can but he’s too worn out right now to do anything clearly!
Jake Mercer: Sheridan from there grabs SOSA by the head before shoving him down to a seated position and stepping back in hopes of getting a running start… SPRINTING FORWARD AND GOING FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT A CANNONBALL SENTON TO FINISH THE JOB FOR GOOD-
Stew-O: BUT SOSA BRINGS HIS KNEES UP JUST IN TIME LEAVING A HARD LANDING FOR SHERIDAN IN RESPONSE! Sheridan tumbles down to the mat and rolls around in pain while SOSA uses the leeway that he has to slowly pull himself back up to his feet… ONLY TO STEP FORWARD AND SEND A HARD KICK TO HER ABDOMEN WHILE SHE’S ON ALL FOURS! Sheridan rolls onto her back while SOSA grits his teeth and holds his ground… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CRUSHING SHERIDAN WITH A HARD DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST!
Flannery McCoy: Sheridan sits up clutching her chest, WHILE SOSA TURNS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A HARD KICK TO THE SPINE OF SHERIDAN! Sheridan manages to keep herself up, but SOSA isn’t looking to settle for that as he turns around before running to the ropes and back once more… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO HER BACK- but Sheridan manages to roll out of the way before quickly getting back up to her feet, both of them are on equal ground… AS SHERIDAN WINDS UP BEFORE GOING FOR A PALM UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF SOSA HENDERSON!
Jake Mercer: But SOSA manages to dodge out of the way of that… BEFORE SENDING A HARD KICK TO SHERIDAN’S SIDE! Sheridan is stunned momentarily, AS SOSA GOES FOR ANOTHER KICK TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE- but Sheridan saw it coming, managing to catch the leg just in time! Sheridan attempts to go for something- BUT SOSA RIPS HIS LEG AWAY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO HER JAW WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: Sheridan is not going to stay down for long though as she begins to get back up to her feet, before swinging a wild punch towards the face of SOSA- ONLY FOR SOSA TO DUCK UNDER THAT AND GRAB A HOLD OF HER BEFORE LAUNCHING HER INTO THE AIR WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY! But before that can happen it’s Sheridan that sends repeated elbows towards the side of SOSA’s face trying to stop him before it can connect! SOSA begrudgingly let’s go… BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE! IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT!
Flannery McCoy: WELL SOSA MIGHT NEED TO FIX IT AS HE FALLS INTO A LEG LARIAT BY SHERIDAN WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Sheridan isn’t done running to the ropes and back, BEFORE USING THE MOMENTUM TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A FIST DROP TO THE FACE OF SOSA FOR GOOD MEASURE! SOSA is in pain as Sheridan is back up to her feet, turning around and waiting for SOSA to get back up to his feet. I think she might be waiting to finish this match off for good and make sure that she’s the one coming out with the victory…
Jake Mercer: SHERIDAN TURNS SOSA AROUND BEFORE SETTING HIM UP INTO ‘ENDLESS FANTASIES’! THE RIPCORD LARIAT TO THE HEAD OF SOSA HENDERSON TO TAKE HIM DOWN AS THIS MIGHT JUST BE IT FOR THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AND AVOID IT JUST IN TIME! Sheridan quickly turns around, ONLY FOR SOSA TO FINISH WHAT HE STARTED AND GRAB HER BEFORE LAUNCHING HER INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY! SOSA isn’t done though, running to the ropes and back… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND LOOKING TO CRUSH SHERIDAN ONTO THE GROUND WITH A FRONT FLIP SENTON!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SHERIDAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! Both of them get back up to their feet- BUT SHERIDAN STEPS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR GOING FOR A SUNSET FLIP! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA KICKS OUT! BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE’S MET WITH A BIG BOOT AS WELL TO THE FACE BY SHERIDAN AS HE GETS BACK UP! Sheridan grabbing SOSA and beginning to bring him back up… BEFORE TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT THIS TIME WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN- NOT! SOSA manages to duck under that before spinning around behind her and grabbing her waist… LIFTING HER UP INTO THE AIR AND LOOKING TO LAUNCH HER INTO A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT SHERIDAN MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET! SOSA gets back up to his feet- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS THE FACE BY SHERIDAN WHICH TAKES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! SHERIDAN BRINGS SOSA BACK UP AND GRABS HIM BY HIS ARM…
Flannery McCoy: GOING FOR ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT ‘ENDLESS FANTASIES’! RIPCORD LARIAT TO THE HEAD OF SOSA TO CALL AN END TO THIS MATCH ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER ONCE AGAIN OUT OF PURE ADRENALINE AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH ‘STOLE YO BITCH’! JUMPING CUTTER NAILS SHERIDAN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE ROLLS HER ONTO HER BACK AND PINS HER SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Faneto’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as SOSA Henderson slowly pulls himself off of the body of Sheridan Müller. SOSA takes a moment to catch his breath, collecting himself before getting back up to his feet and having his hand raised high in the air by the referee. He nods his head before climbing up to the top rope and posing for everyone to see, the crowd showing their love for him as he continues his celebration from there.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we were able to witness here tonight! A battle between two of Dynasty’s best, going at it in hopes of getting a huge victory leading into Grand Rampage. It was an intense battle with points where both Elitists seemed a hair away from winning. But when it was all said and done, it was SOSA that managed to stand tall above the rest.
Flannery McCoy: Sheridan Müller was dead set on making a statement, going above and beyond in hopes of making sure SOSA stayed down for the count. But unfortunately that didn’t seem like something on SOSA’s calendar, and now he has his arm raised in victory. Congratulations to SOSA on his victory!
(SOSA jumps off of the top rope and looks down on the referee who is checking on a dazed Sheridan who is still trying to recover. SOSA, from there, rolls out of the ring and begins to make his way up the ramp. The last shot seen is SOSA disappearing through the backstage area before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the backstage area to a dressing room door with a nameplate that reads “ANDRE WALKER” on it, indicating that this is nothing more than the dressing room for the King of Elite and current Interwire Champion, Andre Walker. The crowd has a mixed reception, knowing that we are going to get Andre and his words over what Scott Diamond did to him last week on Dynasty. A moment passes as the interviewer, Michael Belfort, approaches the locker room, hoping to get a word from Andre. He goes to knock on the door, but is stopped by Andre’s advocate, Albert Hitchman, who opens the door, but has no intentions of coming out. Now, Albert looks to be very serious and in no mood for any interaction, but Michael, being an interviewer, decides to try to get a response.)
Michael Belfort: Albert, I know that you’re a very busy man and I don’t mean to disturb you, but I was wondering if I could speak to Andre?
Albert Hitchman: No, but you can speak to *me.*
(Albert Hitchman’s response was straightforward and didn’t hold back. Michael Belfort that it would be better to ask the man, who has stood by the side of Andre Walker through his rise and even once when Scott Diamond was one of the most dominant men in the company. Michael seems a bit nervous because Albert Hitchman is quite serious at the moment, but begins his questions.)
Michael Belfort: Okay, then, I was originally going to get Andre’s thoughts about last week and Scott Diamond, but what are your thoughts on everything that occurred?
(Albert Hitchman almost looks like he’s shaken by the question, which catches Michael Belfort off guard, but he keeps his professionalism intact.)
Albert Hitchman: It was absolutely deplorable, Michael. Just deplorable. It’s clear that the only reason Scott Diamond has come back is out of pure jealousy, which is what I said and last week, Scott only further proved it to him. Scott is jealous that Andre has surprised everything that he has been able to accomplish during his tenure in EAW. To him, it’s all about proving something and I know that it must have gotten underneath his skin to watch me carry someone else to higher heights that he couldn’t reach. That’s why he did what he did to Andre. He’s going to regret that, at the hands-on Andre Walker. Now, I’m not going to count Scott Diamond out because I personally know what this man is capable of. I stood next to the man who was once one of the most intimidating figures in the history of this company. There was a point where Scott Diamond was on top of the world at his time, but this business always moves on and evolves with the times, and simply, so have I. To put this in simpler terms for the empty minds of the fans: Scott Diamond is old news, Andre Walker is the wave. He’s all the rage. He’s one of the most talked-about talents on Dynasty not named The Visual Prophet. Andre Walker is the man who is going to carry this company on his back for many years to come, something that I envisioned for Scott Diamond, but unlike Scott, Andre is going to be everything that Scott wishes he could have been.
Michael Belfort: As insightful as it is to hear from you, Albert, I was wondering if I could hear from Andre Walker?
Albert Hitchman: I think that we’ve concluded this interview. Thank you very much.
(Albert immediately shuts the door as the scene goes completely quiet from there. But the camera focuses on a hand reaching out and knocking on the door once again. It’s not Michae’s hand, it’s big, burly, and obviously from a person that Albert Hitchman does not want to shut the door on again. Albert though, is oblivious as he annoyingly opens the door.)
Albert Hitchman: I told you we’ve concluded this- Oh.
(Albert finds himself face-to-face… with Scott Diamond, who has shooed away Michael Belfort and is now standing right in front of his former manager. Albert looks around awkwardly before tugging at his collar, sweat slowly beginning to show as he slowly steps backward.)
Scott Diamond: Where’s that client of yours? Let *me* speak to him.
(Albert once again looks around, like he expects someone to save him. But right now, there is nobody to save him. He steps back and looks to quickly shut the door on the EAW Hall of Famer, but before Scott can even stop him from doing that, which he could’ve done with ease… the door is seen being held open by a maculine hand. THe camera tries to match the hand to the face as it reveals itself to be Andre Walker, the 2022 King of Elite and Interwire Champion himself, who is holding the door open. This almost startles Albert, who didn’t expect Andre to appear, but it’s assumed he heard the news of Scott being around. Albert steps aside while Andre steps forward and goes face-to-face with Scott, unfazed despite everything that’s happened, especially last week.)
Andre Walker: I wasn’t going to give you any time, but I’m just going to say this to you. I’ve let you fuck around for too long. I’ve given you more than enough time to breathe than I should’ve. Breathe the same air that Andre Walker breathes and that’s something that I’m not going to let slide anymore. You are nothing more than someone who couldn’t handle that Albert Hitchman was able to lead me into becoming a bigger star than you could possibly dream of. You shall be treated accordingly, and there is nothing you can do about that, Scott.
Scott Diamond: You think I care about that? Like my only goal these past few years hasn’t been to rake as much money as I can in? You clearly have me mistaken for someone else. They gave me the call, I answered, and here I am. It really is nothing personal, and if you want to make it so and make this whole thing about yourself, by all means. I came into this expecting the best, to make #EAW15 worth my time by giving me someone who my former manager here believes is the backbone of this very company. I looked to put that to the test, and I did. I did at Reckless Wiring, and I did on Dynasty, each time you ended up flat on your ass without me even needing to break a sweat. What does that say about you? Well, I don’t know.
Andre Walker: What that says about me is that I’m human, just like you, just like everyone else. I can be hurt, I can lose. But that doesn’t mean I look eye-to-eye with you, no, I look down at you. Just like I said last week, just like Albert here said a couple moments ago, I am the new wave, I am the star. I am everything that you were meant to be, except I was able to take the pressure that you couldn’t, I thrive under those types of conditions. I excel when I am faced with adversity. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be Interwire Champion. I wouldn’t be King of Elite. I wouldn’t be the longest-reigning New Breed Champion in EAW history. With you, I decided to take the easy route. I wanted to hear what he wanted to say. I let the man have his time to relish in his return, but that was a mistake on my part. It caused me to let my guard down, and that is why I’m human. But don’t set that as a precedent for what is to come, you don’t know what’s going to come, and frankly, you don’t want to know either.
Scott Diamond: Talk, that’s all that Andre Walker is. This whole facade is something I’m not buying because it’s something that I’ve seen play out multiple times in the past. With that, you proved me right. When you have your back against the wall, that’s when desperation begins to show. Because you know you know you’re going to lose, you knew that your fate was sealed as soon as you looked over and saw me with a front row ticket. Since then you’ve done everything in your power to fight that destiny from arriving, but it’s no use. You can’t hold a candle to me and that will never change no matter what you do. Try your best, you will only fail. Because I see you for who you really are, and that’s a pathetic loser who isn’t worth the paycheck, but here I am nonetheless. It’s only a matter of time before you begin to crumble, and the way I see it, the cracks are beginning to show already. But by all means, act like that isn’t the case and go about your business, don’t let me stop you.
(Scott steps back and gives Andre some room to leave, but Andre still has his gaze focused on him. The two have a tense staredown before Andre takes a deep breath.)
Andre Walker: At Grand Rampage I am going to make sure you are exactly where you belong —not as an active competitor, but as *history.*
(Andre makes his way out of the scene and towards Gorilla Position while Scott turns his attention over to Albert, who slowly closes the door to Andre’s locker room out of fear not willing to follow Andre. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to fade out.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the arena where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand ready to announce the next match at hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAIN EVENT!! And it is a CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION bout scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Last Strike’ by Polo G begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to a mixed reaction upon seeing Jon Kelton make his way out from the backstage area with the New Breed Championship resting on his shoulder. He takes a good look at it before raising it high in the air whilst he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 212 pounds… the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! JON KELTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes the New Breed Champion Jon Kelton who has a lot to look forward to especially when it comes to challengers for his belt in the form of Alex Myers who I’m sure he has his eyes on.
Flannery McCoy: Kelton is looking to make an example of him but that will be at a later time as now I think he has bigger, more pressing matters on his hands. If there’s one match he wants to come out victorious in, it’s this one, and he knows that 100%. Kelton is walking into this one as a man on a mission and he definitely isn’t going to settle until he gets his way.
Jake Mercer: Why haven’t they renamed the New Breed Championship into the Old Breed Championship in his honor?! That’s genius marketing! MAKE IT HAPPEN.
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer then begins to play up as Andre Walker begins to make his way out to the stage with his King of Elite crown on his head and the Interwire Championship resting on his shoulder. He looks at his Championship before raising it into the air, whilst pyro shoots out behind him, before making his way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from The Isle of Samoa… weighing in at 245 pounds… the 2022 KING OF ELITE AND EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! ATAMAN… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It was definitely an interesting situation for Andre before the commercial break as he found himself face-to-face once again with Hall of Famer Scott Diamond. The two of them traded some words with one another, but Andre left Scott with a statement saying that he is history once he’s through with him. Those are some bold words.
Flannery McCoy: Now Andre gets the chance to show why that’s going to be the case in his first match since Reckless Wiring. Let’s see how he fares here tonight.
Jake Mercer: ATAMAN?! This man goes by a different name every week. I can’t keep track.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this Champion versus Champion match is officially underway- AND RIGHT OFF THE MAT IT’S JON KELTON THAT LUNGES FORWARD AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! NOW IT’S KELTON THAT BEGINS TO ABSOLUTELY UNLOAD ON HIM WITH BRUTAL LEFTS AND RIGHTS FORCING ANDRE TO BRING HIS HANDS UP IN DEFENSE!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton knows how big of a win this would be, to get a victory over the current Interwire Champion and a World Championship contender would be huge especially for the New Breed Championship. Andre is weakened and Kelton knows that as he grabs him by his arm and pulls him up, before sending him towards the ropes with an Irish whip! BEFORE LOOKING TO IMPALE HIM WITH A BRUTAL SPEAR TO THE ABDOMEN-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE BRINGS HIS KNEE UP AND NAILS HIM ACROSS THE SKULL STOPPING KELTON’S ATTACK BEFORE IT CAN EVEN CONNECT! Heaven forbid he doesn’t know how to counter his own finishing move. Andre grabs at the hair of Kelton and tugs him back up… BEFORE GRABBING HIM AROUND HIS WAIST AND LAUNCHING HIM IN THE AIR INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Kelton tumbles down hard to the ground, falling into the corner and using the turnbuckles to try and help himself up to his feet. BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD OF KELTON- But it’s Kelton that manages to duck under it and spin around on his heels… BEFORE NAILING ANDRE IN THE BACK WITH A FOREARM SMASH FORCING HIM INTO THE CORNER INSTEAD! From there Kelton takes a step back while Andre tries to recover… LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH DOUBLE KNEES TO HIS SPINE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre clutching onto his back as he stumbles backward and begins to make his way back towards the center of the ring… ONLY FOR KELTON TO TURN AROUND AND LEAP INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE THIS TIME WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION ON THE CANVAS! Kelton from there turns around and begins to run to the ropes… LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT TO ANDRE’S FACE TO FULLY TAKE HIM DOWN THIS TIME!
Jake Mercer: But Andre grabs a hold of the boot just in time! Kelton is left hobbling on one foot while Andre keeps a hold of it and begins to bring himself back up to his feet… ONLY TO LIFT UP KELTON WITH ABNORMAL STRENGTH AND DROP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A POWERBOMB! Andre isn’t done though, keeping his grip on him as he lifts Kelton back up again… BEFORE SLAMMING HIM DOWN WITH A SECOND POWERBOMB THIS TIME! Andre doesn’t look to be done here, going for the trifecta on Kelton who is too weak to fight back… LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN WITH A THIRD POWERBOMB! ANDRE HOLDS HIS POSITION AND PINS KELTON TO THE MAT! EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: BUT KELTON MANAGES TO KICK OUT! It’s clear that taking this much damage this early in the match is not something the New Breed Champion wants to happen, and you know he is going to do everything to make sure Andre isn’t able to go any further with his assault. But it looks like Andre plans to do so regardless, beginning to get back up to his feet whilst grabbing Kelton and beginning to bring him up as well. But before he can do anything it’s Kelton that begins to fight back with weak punches-
Flannery McCoy: ONLY FOR ANDRE TO BREAK THROUGH AND CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TOWARDS THE FACE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Andre isn’t done though, bringing Kelton up and throwing him towards the ropes with an Irish whip… WAITING FOR HIM TO REBOUND BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND POPPING HIM OFF THE GROUND GOING FOR A SAMOAN DROP-
Jake Mercer: But before he can come even close to that, it’s Kelton that manages to show signs of life ramming elbows into the side of Andre’s face while still positioned in the Fireman’s Carry! Andre’s only focus is making sure that he stays upright and balances Kelton on his shoulders, but right now that’s beginning to become a difficult task for him. Before long though it’s Andre’s grip that’s weakened allowing Kelton to slip off of his shoulders and land behind Andre, ONLY TO CONNECT WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF HIS KNEE! Andre is forced down to a knee once again, AS KELTON SWIFTLY GRABS A HOLD OF HIM BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!
Stew-O: Kelton isn’t done though, looking to take advantage while Andre is on the ground by running to the ropes and back… BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF OF THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIONSAULT WHICH CONNECTS ACROSS THE BODY OF ANDRE! You can see the air leave his chest as Kelton looks to take advantage of that, stomping repeatedly down on him with vicious intent! Andre is doing everything he can in hopes of blocking the attack, but right now Kelton does not plan on stopping and that’s definitely not a good sign for the Interwire Champion especially after how much damage he’s already taken!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton is looking to continue his stomping spree, but right now that might not be the case as Andre abruptly stops him by reaching out and clutching onto the bottom rope for dear life in hopes of defending himself! Kelton backs up as the referee is forced to intervene and split the two apart- ONLY FOR KELTON TO RUN FORWARD AT LIGHTNING FAST SPEED AND CONNECT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE KNOCKING ANDRE OFF OF THE APRON AND SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: Andre grabs onto the barricade and quickly tries to help himself up, knowing if he lets Kelton go any further this is not going to turn out well for him- BUT KELTON ALREADY RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING ANDRE BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A TOPE CON HILO! Andre definitely did not expect that but the cat-like quickness of Jon Kelton got the better of him at that moment, Kelton grabbing Andre and bringing him back up to his feet… BEFORE THROWING HIM UP AGAINST THE RINGPOST SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Andre manages to keep himself up by clutching onto the apron but wastes zero time retreating away and preventing any more offense coming from Kelton, but by no means does that mean he’s just going to stop there as Kelton is right on his tail in pursuit. Kelton manages to nail Andre in the back dropping him down to a knee! Kelton uses that opportunity to roll him back into the ring before he jumps up onto the apron and runs up to the top rope, looking to take down Andre with an aerial assault…
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE KELTON CAN DO ANYTHING IT’S ANDRE THAT RUNS FORWARD AND NAILS HIM WITH A HARD RIGHT FORCING HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE! Kelton is stunned momentarily and you can tell that this is not a good position for him to be in, with Andre beginning to slam repeated lefts and rights against his face trying to make sure that he’s weakened enough so he can pull off a possibly huge move right now! Andre is beginning to climb up to the top rope with him, and this is absolutely not good. Beginning to set him up… LOOKING TO LIFT HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BIG SUPERPLEX!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen it’s Kelton that manages to slam repeated punches against the side of Andre who stops in his tracks struggling to lift Kelton up off of the top rope! Kelton’s persistence is definitely something he didn’t expect but it is showing right now as he’s managing to prevent what could be a big move from connecting! Andre is forced to let go of the Superplex position as he attempts to throw a punch towards the head of Kelton- but Kelton manages to block it before sending a punch of his own! Andre is stunned, while Kelton shoves him off of the top rope and sends him stumbling backward towards the center of the ring! Kelton sets himself up balancing himself once more… BEFORE LAUNCHING HIMSELF OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND GOING FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY TO EFFECTIVELY TAKE ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE HE CAN EVEN CONSIDER RESPONDING!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE IT CAN FULLY CONNECT IT’S ANDRE THAT MANAGES TO SEE IT COMING AND CATCH HIM IN HIS ARMS! Kelton didn’t expect that himself as he waves his arms around trying to find a way out of this… ONLY TO BE LAUNCHED OVER THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION INTO A BRUTAL FALLAWAY SLAM! Kelton tumbles down to the ground, and he immediately knows the type of trouble he’s in as he begins to roll out of the ring- BUT ANDRE GRABS A HOLD OF HIM AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A SAMOAN DROP WHICH SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGHOUT HIS BODY!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton is taken down, but Andre is not done, rolling Kelton onto his back before mounting on top of him and beginning to absolutely hammer away with punch after punch raining down on his face! Kelton immediately brings his arms up in hopes of defending himself but he can only absorb so many punches before they ultimately get the better of him! Andre is done though as he quickly gets back up to his feet and turns around before running to the ropes and back while Kelton is beginning to get back up himself… ANDRE LAUNCHING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR ‘ATAMAN’S TOUCH’! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH TOWARDS THE FACE OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: But before he can even come close to connecting with that it’s Kelton that manages to see it coming and duck under it just in time! Kelton waiting for Andre to turn around which is what he does after stumbling forward in confusion wondering why the move didn’t connect… ONLY TO BE MET WITH KELTON WHO STEPS FORWARD AND GRABS HIM AROUND THE WAIST BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP OFF OF THE GROUND AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN WITH A BRUTAL SPINEBUSTER AS A COUNTER! Kelton shoots up to his feet and falls back against the corner while Andre stumbles up to his feet… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING FOR A SIGNATURE MOVE OF HIS OWN IN THE FORM OF ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES LOOKING TO CONNECT RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER AND TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND IN HOPES OF KELTON TURNING THIS AROUND INTO HIS FAVOR!
Stew-O: BUT THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN EITHER! Andre manages to roll out of the way leaving Kelton to crash and burn on the canvas and find himself in a situation that he definitely does not want to be in right now! ANDRE NOW RUNNING FORWARD… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR AN EARLY ‘THINGS FALL APART’ ATTEMPT! LEG-WRAPPED GUILLOTINE CHOKE TO KELTON! THAT’S THE MOVE THAT FINISHED XANDER PAYNE AT RECKLESS WIRING A FEW WEEKS AGO!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KELTON MANAGES TO DIP HIS HEAD UNDER BEFORE LIFTING ANDRE OVER HIS HEAD CONNECTING WITH A BACK BODY DROP ESQUE COUNTER! Andre crashes down while Kelton turns around knowing what he needs to do… SLIDING DOWN AND LOCKING IN ‘ETHER’! THE CROSSFACE IS CINCHED IN ON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION AT THE DEAD CENTER OF THE RING! WILL HE TAP OUT TO THE SUBMISSION?!
Jake Mercer: Andre is just screaming in agony, desperately reaching out and trying to find a way out of the submission! But Kelton has it locked in tight, and I don’t think he plans to let go until Andre gives in and taps out! Kelton is continuing to lay the pressure on the Interwire Champion and if he keeps this up it might be able to push him to victory! But Andre is simply refusing to give in as now he begins to make his way over to the ropes in hopes of forcing a rope break and getting himself out of this before it can get any worse for him right about now! Andre is getting closer and closer to the ropes… AS HE FORCES A ROPE BREAK BEFORE KELTON CAN KEEP THE HOLD LOCKED IN ANY FURTHER-
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN KELTON RELEASES THE HOLD AND PULLS HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE LOCKING IN ‘ETHER’ AGAIN! ANOTHER CROSSFACE! The eyes of Andre widen as he knows this might just be it for him here! If he can’t find a way out of this submission it might just spell the end and allow Kelton to get a huge win at his expense! The lights are starting to fade right now and who knows if this might be it for him right here! WILL ANDRE WALKER TAP OUT?! OR EVEN IF THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN, WILL HE PASS OUT?!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! NO! ANDRE MANAGES TO SHIFT HIS BODY TO THE SIDE BEFORE SLAMMING REPEATED PUNCHES TOWARDS THE HEAD OF KELTON! KELTON IS STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW AS THE TABLES HAVE TURNED AND HE KNOWS IT! KELTON IS TRYING HIS BEST TO KEEP THE HOLD LOCKED IN! BUT EVEN IF HE DOES ANDRE ISN’T GOING TO GIVE HIM A CHOICE AS HIS GRIP IS WEAKENED ENOUGH WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO SLIP OUT BEFORE KELTON CAN GO ANY FURTHER! Both of them begin to get back up to their feet, who the hell knows what’s going to happen from here-
Jake Mercer: ANDRE CONNECTS WITH ‘ATAMAN’S TOUCH’! SUPERMAN PUNCH RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE OF JON KELTON DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS ANDRE DROPS DOWN AS WELL PINNING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Stew-O: NOT! JUST! YET! KELTON MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AND KICK OUT BEFORE THREE! Andre sits up and looks absolutely distraught right now, not very pleased that Kelton managed to kick out of that but that also means he just might have to do more right now. Kelton slowly rolls towards the ropes trying to escape and create some distance between the two Elitists before Andre can go any further, but Andre manages to catch it as he gets back up to his feet and grabs a hold of the arm of Kelton. Andre brings Kelton back up to his feet.. BEFORE PULLING KELTON IN AND CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL FOREARM STRIKE! Andre isn’t done though… PULLING KELTON BACK IN AND CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER FOREARM FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton crumbles back down to the ground while Andre steps back and falls against the corner, waiting patiently for Kelton to get back up to his feet as I think we know what he might be going for right here. Kelton is completely out of it but right now he’s still showing signs of life, continuing to fight through all the pain that has been inflicted on him and pushing through proving to Andre that it’s not going to be easy for him whatsoever. Kelton is up as Andre’s eyes widen in opportunity…
Jake Mercer: RUNNING FORWARD AND CUTTING HIM IN HALF WITH ‘HUNGER ON HILLSIDE’! SPEAR ATTEMPT TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION TO FINISH THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S KELTON THAT LEAPFROGS OVER IT SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre is in pain while Kelton turns around and jumps over the top rope onto the apron… GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE WHICH CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD OF ANDRE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Kelton isn’t done though, grabbing Andre and pulling him up off the ground… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A MODIFIED SIDEWALK SLAM WHICH TAKES ANDRE RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton eyes the opportunity, as he grabs Andre and begins to bring him back up to his feet before turning around… DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS THIS TIME WITH ‘SPOILER ALERT’! FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! KELTON MANAGES TO ONCE AGAIN DROP ANDRE DOWN TO THE CANVAS BEFORE QUICKLY ROLLING HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND PINNING HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! COULD THIS BE THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR THE KING OF ELITE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO ONCE AGAIN GET THE SHOULDER UP! Look at the pure shock on the face of Jon Kelton right now! You know this is what he signed up for, but you can’t help it especially when Andre just won’t stay down. Kelton begins to get back up to his feet, as the look on his face now says that he is going to take Andre down once and for all and get the victory. He knows how much this could mean for his career and he’s going to take that opportunity while Andre slowly begins to get back up to his feet, setting him up…
Stew-O: BEFORE LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH ‘FINAL ATONEMENT’! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF ANDRE WALKER’S HEAD KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! ANDRE DUCKING UNDER THE KICK BEFORE LIFTING KELTON UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HIM WITH A POWERBOMB! ANDRE HOLDS THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: KELTON KICKS OUT! BUT ANDRE SHOOTS UP OUT OF THE PIN AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPPING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF KELTON TAKING HIM OUT! HE CALLS THAT ‘DIAMOND BREAKER’ AS ANDRE DROPS DOWN AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT! COULD THIS BE LIGHTS OUT FOR JON KELTON RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Leaving Caladan’ is heard once again playing up as Andre Walker slowly makes his way off of the body of Jon Kelton, clutching onto the ropes and using them to help himself back up to his feet. He’s disheveled and out of breath, sticking back his hair while the referee makes his way over and raises his hand high in victory before handing him the Interwire Championship and King of Elite crown. He puts his crown on his head before raising his Championship high in the air, continuing his celebration while the crowd gives him a lukewarm reaction.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… THE 2022 KING OF ELITE AND INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we were able to witness in our main event tonight! It’s clear that these two Elitists had a point to prove and they were going to do everything in their power to make sure that they got their way. In the end though, the result tells all as through hellfire and brimstone its Andre Walker that walks out with his hand raised high in the air.
Flannery McCoy: You have to wonder if Scott Diamond was watching this with the utmost curiosity. With Andre laying waste to another one of Dynasty’s Champions, it’ll be interesting to see what happens when the two meet in the ring again in the near future. But nonetheless, congratulations to Andre on his victory here tonight, and what a way to close Dynasty!
(The last shot seen is of Andre Walker rolling out of the ring, taking his Interwire Championship and raising it high in the air with a smirk on his face before turning around and making his way up to the backstage area. All of that happens before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to complete black from there.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
