(EAW intro plays.)
(Friday Night Dynasty kicks off with a thrilling recap of last week’s Reckless Wiring Free-Per-View: Night One kicks off with The High Rollerz return to Free-Per-View, as they get a victory over The Golden Guns in a 2000 Light Tubes Deathmatch. Terry Chambers is then seen in the second match of the night, standing tall over Alex Myers in a Pure Wrestling Rules match. Jon Kelton successfully defends his New Breed Championship afterward against Danny Tanner in a Spidernet Barbed Wire Deathmatch after miscommunication with Candice Blair and Danny cost him heavily. Showdown’s Aurora Monroe then follows up, coming out victorious against Lisa Wren in a Barefoot Thumbtack match. In the next match, Astraea Jordan successfully wins her return match against Ximena Velasquez in an ‘I Quit’ match. Then in the main event of the night, Andre Walker retains his Interwire Championship against Xander Payne in a Hellfire Deathmatch, which is then soiled by a returning Scott Diamond who lays him out and stands tall in the end. Dr. Bethany Blue kicks off Night Two getting a victory over Sheridan Müller in a Fight Pit matchup. Jon Kelton is then seen belittling Alex Myers after their loss against Terry Chambers, in which they snap and slap the shit out of the New Breed Champion. Following that, Showdown’s Harper Lee successfully defends her Specialists Championship against Serenity Valdez in a Razor Wire Steel Cage match after an interference from a bitter Ximena Velasquez purposely costs Serenity the match. Sierra and Caroline fight to a no contest in a LEGO Table match after both are deemed ineligible to compete. Astraea Jordan then has an interview with Michael Belfort where she states that she’s coming for everything she deserves, leaving that statement in the air afterward. In a Showcase Ladder Match, Cloud Stryfe manages to pull the key down off the top of the ladder and stands tall over the other five Elitists. Andrea Valentine then retains her Universal Women’s Championship in an Ironwoman Match to follow against Voltage’s Madison Kaline. Before long, the main event of the night is officially underway, with The Visual Prophet successfully defending his World Heavyweight Championship against SOSA Henderson in the Dome of Death to end the night along with the recap.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opens up into the Don Haskins Center with a display of colorful pyro exploding and going off around the stage! While ‘P.A.T.’ by Denzel Curry continues to play from the speakers of the arena, the cameras wave over the crowd to catch the excited crowd in attendance before cutting down to ringside!)
Stew-O: Welcome to Friday Night Dynasty! We’re coming off an amazing Reckless Wiring FPV that featured some of the best talent in EAW-
Jake Mercer: Let’s not be modest here, Stew, because we all know that Reckless Wiring was the best of the three FPVs that happened over the last month! Naturally, they saved the best for last because Dynasty FPVs never fail to deliver 💅
Flannery McCoy: Everyone who competed left it all out there in respective matches and I don’t think anyone can say that they were disappointed with anyone’s effort; the Elitists definitely gave it their all and we got some astounding matches out of it!
Stew-O: That’s certainly true! But we’re already ahead from it and back to delivering on weekly episodic television, as here tonight we’ll face the fallout of our FPV with Andre Walker and Scott Diamond coming face to face, StarrStan having announcements for Grand Rampage and the Battle of Egypt, and Ximena explaining her actions regarding Reckless Wiring!
Jake Mercer: And it doesn’t stop there as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is presenting The Visual Prophet with the VPLA humanitarian award; there’s a New Breed Championship match as Jon Kelton defends against Cloud Stryfe where Alex Myers joining us commentary; Terry Chambers versus Sheridan Muller; Andrea Valentine following up on her Universal Women’s Championship defense; and Astraea Jordan and Sierra competing in tonight’s main event here on Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: There’s certainly a whole lot happening tonight and there’s so much to look forward to even in between all of that, which no one is going to want to miss! But with Andre Walker being made an example at the hands of Scott Diamond, it’s one of the big topics being discussed among the EAW Universe, and much like them, I can’t wait to see where things go now!
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and the crowd erupts into a mixed reaction for Andre Walker as he makes his way out, the Interwire Championship over his shoulder while Albert Hitchman follows at his side.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION AND 2022 KING OF ELITE!!!!!!!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: You won’t have to wait long it seems, Flannery, because Andre Walker looks to be all about business right now on his way to the ring with Albert Hitchman! He went through a grueling Championship defense against Xander Payne at Reckless Wiring and the shock of Scott Diamond actually showing up cast a massive shadow over all of that when he attacked Andre!
Jake Mercer: It was definitely a shock to me, and I know everything! I don’t know how many times I watched it back but the arena was insane when Scott arrived and laid out Andre!
Flannery McCoy: Something Andre Walker clearly doesn’t appreciate seeing again as it seems he caught the replay going on the tron just now!
(Andre can be seen looking resentful toward the tron as it shows the replay of the events from the post-match events following his defense, and he looks away shaking his head. Taking a microphone that’s been retrieved by Albert, Andre looks down at the mat for a moment to collect his thoughts before raising his head, his entrance music fading out once he begins to speak.)
Andre Walker: I told Xander Payne going into our match at Reckless Wiring that I know what works, that I know how to survive in this business – and beating him to retain my Interwire Championship proved to him what I already knew. I went in looking at all the angles, took in everything there was to consider and saw past all the verbal threats that said I practically wouldn’t make it out of that match alive, yet here I stand. He had every motive to want to win, every reason to get people to believe that he wouldn’t get put out at my hands when he seemingly had all the momentum of his return on his side, but anyone operating like he was could have never been prepared for running into what was ultimately an even greater force to be reckoned with. What’s next for him? I’ve got no idea but nor do I care, because my concerns always come back to what I’m going to have to do, what I need to do, what works for me to succeed, what more I’m going to have to continue to do to get everything that I want.
Andre Walker: I wanted to become Interwire Champion and I got that. I still have it. I wanted to become King of Elite and I got that. I fought for it all, sank my teeth into the opportunities I had and didn’t let go. I’ve gone into so much with my logic questioned, my words under a microscope because the first instinct is to criticize before trying to understand – and I’ve gotten what I wanted so far out of it. ….And after the instances of calling out Scott Diamond so he could get his ass in the ring, I got him too.
(The crowd roars with excitement at the mention of Scott and Andre gives them a moment to let it out, clearly having been awaiting any mention of the former Answers World Champion. Albert motions for them to settle down so that things can continue.)
Albert Hitchman: I know, I know, with all these returns that have been happening in the name of #EAW15, this is just another surprise that has all of you so excited and so elated to be witnessing something that just may never happen again. Something of this magnitude? Something with this much hype surrounding it? I mean, to have Andre Walker calling anyone out at this point in his career is something that just can’t be overlooked because every word that comes from this man’s mouth, it all means something. The words that Andre Walker puts out into the universe whenever he holds a microphone all hold weight – every last one! He has people hanging on to what he says and does, he commands attention in ways that other people simply wouldn’t be able to comprehend because they don’t have the mind that he does… nor do they all have the success. They see what Andre’s accomplished in his time and his ascension that has truly been remarkable to witness, and they know that he’s absolutely a top star without even having a single World Championship to his name. Everyone sees the rise that he’s been on and people could only wish they had it for themselves knowing that it can’t be replicated, can’t be duplicated – and there are those that undoubtedly see what he’s doing and want to be a part of that story. Scott Diamond sees the heights that Andre has gotten to with me at his side and it’s made him vindictive, it’s made him jealous knowing that he’s been surpassed by Andre already!
Albert Hitchman: For him to come back the way that he did and attack Andre like that? I know Scott better than anyone else does, and he’s surely got to be feeling some type of way knowing how I assisted him to the greatest heights of his career only to know that Andre has proven to be even better. The moment that I left Scott’s side, his career was never the same and that much was obvious. Scott seemingly can’t resist letting the worse sides of him come out when he shouldn’t and Reckless Wiring was one of those times, because now he has to face retribution and now he has to face Andre Walker.
Andre Walker: From the moment he had his ass spotted sitting in the front row to watch me at King of Elite, he knew what the world was waiting on. When he saw me on Dynasty calling him out only to be met by Xander Payne, he knew what I was waiting on and what I wanted. He would have answered the call I put out and met me at any point face to face, but he waited until he had the perfect chance to get me with my guard down and after I’d been through hell and back against Xander at Reckless Wiring. But now, Scott, the games end and I’m done doing the chasing. You know what I want, you made it clear that you know what you want, and if you’re done ducking and dodging, then you’ll bring yourself out here so that we can finally do all this upfront.
(The EAW Universe in attendance cheers at the thought of the confrontation that could take place and, just like Andre and Albert, they all have their focus on the entrance stage. There’s nothing they want more than these two to meet in the ring in a situation like this right now, and it shows as they begin to chant this name.)
Flannery McCoy: You don’t think he showed up at Reckless Wiring just to drop Andre and never be heard from again, do you? :lupe:
Stew-O: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Imagine if he did :mjlol:!!
(Andre begins to look impatient as there’s no sign of Scott at all. It’s clear that he has no plans of leaving the ring until he gets what he wants or at least some kind of explanation.)
Andre Walker: I don’t have anything else going on tonight, Scott. I’m here for this, but if you want to be the reason why this show doesn’t kick off and get any farther than this, that’ll be on you because I’m not going anywhere.
(Andre shrugs his shoulders and keeps his focus on the stage. However, he’s still yet to receive any type of response from the former World Champion.)
Flannery McCoy: He IS here, right? :lupe:
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Suddenly I’m not so-
(‘In the Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins begins to play and the El Paso audience erupts as Scott Diamond makes his way out onto the stage! Scott looks around at the crowd, all of which is on their feet, and he takes a moment to just take in the reception.)
Stew-O: Scott Diamond is, in fact, here tonight! And listen to this crowd!
Flannery McCoy: Scott made a HUGE impact in just a matter of seconds at Reckless Wiring and it’s one of THE most talked about moments from the entire FPV weekend! I can’t even begin to imagine what we could end up witnessing tonight!
Jake Mercer: Andre Walker certainly looks ready for anything and everything as he keeps his eyes on Scott the entire time he’s coming down to the ring!
(Scott comes up the steps and gets onto the apron, stopping there for a moment with a smirk on his face as he looks to Andre who hasn’t moved a muscle. The Interwire Champion is merely staring him down and Scott looks amused for a moment before he steps through the ropes to stand across from Andre and Albert, a microphone in his hand.)
Scott Diamond: Albert, you feel like letting your boy know he can loosen up a bit? He’s standing over there next to you looking awfully tense.
(Neither Andre nor Albert appears to find the humor in Scott’s statement, only bringing a chuckle out of the Hall of Famer.)
Scott Diamond: Or don’t do that, it’s fine by me either way. I mean, it’s not like you’re working for me anymore anyway, Hitchman, and that’s why I have to say that for as much as you think that this has a damn thing to do with you, it absolutely doesn’t. I couldn’t care less that Andre has you tagging along with him and speaking for him – it beats having to listen to him drone on and on and on all by himself, I guess, but I really don’t care that you went and joined up with him. I mean, you spent how long managing Lucas Johnson? Not only is that a whole ton of wasted time you’re never getting back, but it also just goes to show that you’ll do anything for a paycheck.
Albert Hitchman: :skip:
Scott Diamond: But hey, it’s nothing personal. Andre can carry all that extra weight around the way I used to and you can act like verbally dressing him up for everyone he crosses paths with is some big deal, but if I was that bothered by it, you’d have already been bought and paid for to be standing over here next to me. Maybe he needs you, but I know that I don’t and that’s why you’re following after Andre to cater to whatever he needs; whatever I want, I can get it for myself.
Andre Walker: If what you wanted was to be in the ring with one of the best going right now, you could’ve had that over a month ago. But where were you? Not in the ring, not answering the challenge I was putting out, not trying to do this any sooner when it was obvious that you wanted to be standing across from me.
Scott Diamond: Why not any sooner, Andre? For someone who loves to go talking on and on and on about making the most of an opportunity, it sure doesn’t seem like you’re using your head right now. I knew I’d be in demand, I knew that people were going to want to see me have this kind of moment and that they’d want to see you having some kind of heated confrontation with someone of my caliber – of course I had to make this advantageous for me. Everyone’s going on about #EAW15 and why not capitalize on that to make as much money as possible as one of the most recognized faces of this company? I’m a once-in-a-lifetime athlete, someone who won the Answers World Championship without even having to give his 100% – I couldn’t just go giving this to everyone without getting even more for myself knowing that my presence alone was going to turn all this into a must-see attraction, and I knew you’d be going on keeping my name in your mouth to generate even more interest.
Scott Diamond: I didn’t have to lift a finger for you to do that for me and that alone had everyone wondering if I’d really come back. All that speculation was just enough and it had everyone wondering what kind of Scott Diamond they’d get even if I did return, because I’ll admit, I wasn’t motivated for a very long time and my setbacks have sometimes caused people to forget what I can actually be capable of. To go right with that, there is just as much that hasn’t given me a reason to give a damn about a thing in EAW for a long time. But now? I look at everything that’s happening, I look around at some of what’s changed and where EAW stands now – what I see is an opportunity and show exactly what I’m capable of when I’m giving it my all. If I’m going to come back, why not laser in on a big payday that comes with taking on the same man who’s been hyped up to the moon and back to make a statement? Granted, I know I was there at King of Elite watching from the front row to see what all the buzz was about and I was admittedly impressed…. but not impressed enough to think you’d actually stand a chance against me.
(Scott shakes his head as if to reassure that what he just said was true and Andre doesn’t seem to be buying into it at all. The Interwire Champion sighs into his microphone, looking just the slightest bit amused with the former World Champion.)
Andre Walker: :mjpls: I guess you really expect people to believe that. If it’s gonna be like that though, then I guess it just goes to show that the time you wasted waiting for the right moment to strike should’ve been better spent actually getting to know me. I’ve been consistently making waves that only I could, becoming a star like only I can, and getting recognition for being one of the best of this era because I’ve been moving on work and ethics that seem to be too hard to come by for everyone else trying to come up. With just a bit more time and a few more accomplishments, I’m basically guaranteed a spot in the Hall of Fame if that’s not already the case and I know that because I’ve got the journey to prove it. To act like I’m anything but what I say I am – what I know I’ve proven myself to be along the way – is nothing but stupidity at its best and you’re out here trying to get under my skin, get in my head like I’m some kind of rookie to the game, Scott. Not only am I better than that but I know that I’d be able to show it, too, and Reckless Wiring was just you showing that you know it yourself.
Scott Diamond: How about you go ahead and slow that down for everyone, especially yourself, alright? Because all I’m hearing is you getting ahead of yourself and getting ready to sound like an idiot for trying to make me out to be some kind of blockhead brute too scared to face you head-on for going at you when you least expected it.
Andre Walker: Is that not how it looked? You’re only doing it to yourself. :mjpls:
Scott Diamond: If you want to look at it that way like you’re still sitting at the kids’ table, then sure. But what I did was let you know that if I was going to do anything, I’d do it on my time. I wasn’t going to do it just because you said or do it when you said so – this was all about me and when I was going to strike. I couldn’t give a shit what you think of the kind of light Reckless Wiring puts me in when bringing me down to one moment, assuming what you want to call some kind of cowardice is who I am, is only going to prove to be your biggest mistake. For someone who won King of Elite, I thought you’d know a thing or two about knowing what it meant to pick and choose the best spot for something – and I did what was going to make the most headlines. Instead of coming out here pointing fingers and calling me a bad buy, crying about what I did to make you look like less than what you are in a matter of moments, maybe Albert can go put you down for your nap and we can have this conversation some other time when you’re ready to get on my level.
Andre Walker: Believe me, I’m far from crying and whining about it. But I hear what you’re saying and it sounds like you know no one cares as much if you do it any other way. Sure, you come shooting right for the top but you don’t get out of the situation looking like the badass you want the world to see you as, certainly not when I’m on my feet and actually in a position to be ready to strike back. I didn’t necessarily have that chance at Reckless Wiring but I’ve clearly got it now that you’re done being a pussy and think you’ve got some momentum going for you after all that time watching from the sidelines.
Scott Diamond: That’s where you’re going to end up wishing that I stayed, because I’ve been called all kinds of a coward by you now and I’m starting to think that maybe you’re just mentally weak. As a matter of fact, too mentally weak to actually do anything about what I did because for as long as I’ve been out here, you haven’t tried to do a damn thing to get back at me.
(The crowd is on the edge of their seats as they start stepping toward each other, things between Andre and Scott seemingly growing even tenser.)
Andre Walker: I figured I’d at least get an explanation out of you before I dropped you in the ring. I just can’t help but wonder if the money is really gonna be worth what you could end up going through.
Scott Diamond: It’ll be worth it and then some when I’ve got all those executives worried about how I’m gonna end up sending their posterboy out the arena on a damn stretcher.
Andre Walker: Yeah? I’d like to see you-
Stew-O: AND SCOTT TAKES THAT AS AN INVITATION TO THROW THE FIRST PUNCH! SCOTT DIAMOND CATCHES ANDRE WALKER WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE AND JUST STARTS UNLOADING ON ANDRE WITH ALL THOSE FISTS! SCOTT HAS ANDRE STUMBLING OVER INTO THE ROPES-
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE KICKS SCOTT IN THE STOMACH AND LAUNCHES PUNCHES OF HIS OWN BACK AT SCOTT! HE HAS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION REELING AS HE CONNECTS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BACKING HIM TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WHERE HE SNAPS SCOTT’S HEAD BACK WITH AN UPPERCUT!
Jake Mercer: NO! SCOTT LEANS OUT THE WAY AND THEN PULLS ANDRE’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! SCOTT DROPS INTO A NASTY ONSLAUGHT OF GROUND AND POUND STRIKES, DRIVING HIS FIST AND FOREARM REPEATEDLY INTO ANDRE’S FACE NOW THAT HE’S GOT HIM DOWN! ALBERT IS WATCHING ON FROM THE CORNER LOOKING MORTIFIED; HE’S NOT EVEN GOING TO RISK GETTING INVOLVED!!
Stew-O: Scott isn’t holding back and he’s really going in on Andre right now! Walker tries to cover up but that just seems to motivate Scott into trying to get even more vicious- Andre manages to kick him away while still down on the mat! And now it’s a rush to get up- ANDRE LANDS A BOOT TO THE FACE AND SCOTT STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CORNER! ANDRE CHARGING IN BUT SCOTT ABSOLUTELY FLOORS HIM WITH A URANAGE TO RATTLE THE RING! Andre tries to pick himself up, BUT SCOTT LIFTS HIM OFF THE MAT AS SOON AS HE TURNS OVER INTO A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!!
Flannery McCoy: AS SOON AS ANDRE HITS THE MAT, SCOTT IS BACK ON HIM AND THERE’S NO ONE AROUND TO STOP THIS! SCOTT IS TAKING IT TO ANDRE AND I’M SURE THAT ANDRE WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS! IF HE DOESN’T REGRET CALLING OUT SCOTT, THEN I’M SURE HE DOES NOW BECAUSE EVEN ALBERT- WHAT THE HELL?!
(Albert had hurried over and shoved Scott to get him off of Andre, and now Scott gets off his back and onto a knee to look over at Albert. As soon as it’s obvious that he has Hitchman as his focus now, the crowd tries to encourage him to go after Albert also. Scott gets to his feet as Albert stands between him and Andre, and Scott makes his way over to Albert….)
Albert Hitchman: :lupe:
Stew-O: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
(….Scott begins to laugh and pats Albert on the back before turning to leave, leaving Albert looking no less terrified than he did when Scott was towering over him just a moment ago. ‘In the Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins begins to play as Scott starts up the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: Albert looks like he’s gonna be sick :mjlol:!
Jake Mercer: He’s definitely fortunate that Scott stopped and left it at that; it’d be a whole different sight right now if he hadn’t!
Stew-O: But what about the sight that he did leave everyone with?! Andre Walker is still down on the mat and if it hadn’t been for Albert, it could’ve gotten a whole lot worse for him. I don’t think he’s going to take this without some type of aggressive response of his own, and it’s sure to only get even more explosive between these two powerhouses!
(Scott is still grinning as he makes his way up the aisle, a sharp contrast to how Andre is seated on the mat and glaring in Scott’s direction with them both knowing that this certainly won’t be the end of things. As Andre gets off the canvas and walks to the ropes, scowling at the former World Champion who now stands on the stage, the scene fades out on Andre’s enraged expression.)
(A commercial is seen for the tri-branded Free-Per-View, Grand Rampage, live from Yankee Stadium in little over a month.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back in from commercial break where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring while a smile on her face ready to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘D.I.E.P.I.G.’ by Stray From the Path plays across the Don Haskins Center in El Paso, Texas as Jake Bathory makes his way out down to the stage. He takes a look around before walking on the ramp and over to the ring. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, MAKING HIS DEBUT OUT OF RALEIGH, NEW YORK!!.. WEIGHING IN 255 POUNDS!!!…. HE IS “THE FINAL DESTINATION”!!!… JAKEEEEEEE BATHORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes one of Friday Night Dynasty’s newest signees in the form of Jake Bathory. I can tell that he’s more than motivated to kickstart his EAW career and make a statement against a well-known tag team around these parts. Let’s see what he’s made of!
( Jake arrives at the ringside area as his music is replaced by ‘Walk With Me in Hell’ by Lamb of God. Liana DeLion then is seen coming out onto the stage. She walks on the ramp over to the ring. Meanwhile Jake enters the ring, before Liana follows him inside as well. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, ALSO MAKING HER DEBUT OUT OF TAMPA, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN 233 AND A HALF POUNDS… SHE IS THE ‘GODDESS’… LIAANNNNNNAAAAAAA…. DEEEEEEELIOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well here comes another newcomer speaking of who wasted no time speaking on her match this week. Liana is definitely looking to come out on top here tonight and I have no doubt she’s going to impress. Let’s see what she has in store for us!
(Liana’s theme music cuts as ‘Dark Fantasy’ by Kanye West hits the arena’s speakers. The Golden Guns, consisting of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, come out to the ring. Both of them ooze out their respective swagger in their own different ways, with both of them wearing ‘Golden Guns’ t-shirts.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS…WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 464 POUNDS…. JOHNNY ANDREWS AND SOLOMON STANE…THE GOLDEN GUNS!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Laaaaaalaaaalaaalaa wait till I get my money right :singing:.
Stew-O: Well wrong theme Jake but nonetheless The Golden Guns are coming in looking to redeem themselves from a disheartening Reckless Wiring loss against The High Rollerz. They have a lot to look forward to and the only way they can prepare themselves for that is if they bounce back from what happened last week. But, of course just as always, we’ll just have to see what happens in this match.
(The Golden Guns enter the ring as ‘Dark Fantasy’ comes to a close. Both men throw away their entrance gear before beginning to warm up in their corner. Liana volunteers herself to be the one who will kick this match for her time meanwhile Johnny taps Solomon’s shoulder and Solomon steps back to the apron.)
(DING DING DING!!!!!!!)
Stew-O: Here we go ladies and gentlemen. This tag team match between two recent newcomers of Friday Night Dynasty and The Golden Guns is officially underway. Johnny begins to make his way out of his corner to meet Liana at the center of the ring, who looks to kick this off with a collar-and-elbow tie up-
Flannery McCoy: But I don’t think Johnny is looking to do the same thing! Johnny gives the illusion of agreeing to the test of strength, BEFORE GRABBING LIANA BY THE HEAD AND LOOKING TO PLANT HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A QUICK STO! BUT LIANA STUNS ANDREWS WITH A BACK ELBOW! SHE TWISTS HIS ARM FROM THERE, BEFORE SENDING JOHNNY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AN QUICK ARM DRAG!!!
Jake Mercer: Are you disrespecting Johnny Andrews’ athleticism? JOHNNY UNPREDICTABLY LANDS ON BOTH FEET INSTEAD OF GOING DOWN WITH THE ARMDRAG. JOHNNY QUICKLY TURNS BACK AROUND, PULLS LIANA BY HER WRIST, AND SENDS HER TO THE ROPE BEFORE CATCHING LIANA WITH A DROPKICK!!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS WHILE LIANA QUICKLY ROLLS DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! JOHNNY DIDN’T WASTE ANY TIME THOUGH, HE RISES BACK TO HIS FEET AT THE SAME TIME AS LIANA. JOHNNY RUNS OVER TO THE ROPES, BEFORE JUMPING UP AND GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON LIANA OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! WAIT A MINUTE, IT’S JAKE BATHORY!! JAKE CATCHES JOHNNY AND LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOLOMON JOINS IN TIME AND SAVES JOHNNY FROM JAKE WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT ACROSS HIS FACE!!!
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON ISN’T DONE THOUGH AS HE GOES RIGHT AFTER LIANA, SAME WITH JOHNNY. BUT IT’S LIANA THAT COMES FROM BEHIND AND MANAGES TO PUSH JOHNNY’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!!!
Stew-O: JOHNNY IS NOT IN A GOOD POSITION AS LIANA SENDS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING. LIANA FOLLOWS JOHNNY BACK INSIDE AS WELL, BEFORE PULLING HIM BACK ON BOTH FEET…. AND CONNECTING WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX!!
Flannery McCoy: Liana was able to take Johnny down with the Dragon Suplex, before rolling back up to her feet. Jake and Solomon are standing on the apron, practically begging for their partners to tag them into this match. While Johnny tries to tag in Solomon, Liana doesn’t give him a chance as she drags him over to his corner…
TAG!!!
Jake Mercer: AND THE TAG IS MADE. JAKE BATHORY IS NOW THE LEGAL MAN. LIANA PULLS JOHNNY OUT OF THE CORNER BEFORE POPPING HIM OFF HIS FEET AND DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A SUPLEX FOR GOOD MEASURE WHILE JAKE ENTERS INTO THE RING! JAKE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE DROP FOR GOOD MEASURE BEFORE QUICKLY PINNING JOHNNY’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
ONE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: JOHNNY MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! JAKE REALIZES THAT HE GOT JOHNNY IN POSITION AS JAKE ROLLS OVER TO A CORNER. JAKE LEANS BACK AGAINST THE CORNER WHILE JOHNNY TRIES TO RISE BACK ONTO BOTH FEET. JAKE RUNS OVER GOING FOR A ROLLING LARIAT-
Flannery McCoy: BUT JOHNNY CATCHES HIS ARM, TWISTS IT AROUND AND TAKES JAKE OUT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! WHAT A SMART MANEUVER BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!!
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY HAS MANAGED TO LEAVE JAKE STUNNED WITH A KICK, BUT JAKE ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE WITH A PELE KICK- BUT JOHNNY SAW IT COMING AND MOVES TO THE SIDE. JAKE LANDS ON BOTH KNEES, BEFORE JOHNNY KICKS JAKE WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT ACROSS HIS JAW!! JAKE IS DOWN!!!
Stew-O: This match has been great so far. As Johnny manages to pull himself up before stumbling forward and reaching out his arm, going for a tag to Solomon…
TAG!!!
Flannery McCoy: HERE COME SOLOMON STANE AND THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR JAKE BATHORY. SOLOMON RUNS ACROSS THE RING TO MEET JAKE WITH A CORNER DROPKICK AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!
Jake Mercer: BUT JAKE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND RUNNING FORWARD BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! JAKE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE ON THAT AS HE SENDS HIM TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE TURNING ON HIS HEELS AND GOING FOR A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS ABDOMEN!
Stew-O: WHICH CONNECTS AS WELL! JAKE IS MOUNTING A COMEBACK AS HE THROWS SOLOMON DOWN TO THE GROUND AND WAITS FOR HIM TO GET BACK UP BEFORE GOING FOR A BICYCLE KNEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOLOMON GRABS HIS KNEE AND SHOVES HIS KNEE DOWN BEFORE POPPING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! SOLOMON IS NOT DONE YET, HE ROLLS JAKE ONTO BOTH KNEES AND CONNECTS TOWARDS HIS HEAD WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON DOES NOT GO FOR THE COVER JUST YET THOUGH. SOLOMON PULLS JAKE BACK ON HIS FEET AND PUTS HIM INTO FALLAWAY POWERSLAM POSITION, BEFORE LOOKING TO SLAM JAKE DOWN TO THE GROUND-
Stew-O: BUT LIANA DELION ENTERS INTO THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! JOHNNY ANDREWS ENTERS INTO THE RING AND NAILS LIANA WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING HER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! JOHNNY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING HOPING TO KEEP HER AT BAY WHILE SOLOMON STILL HAS JAKE ON HIS SHOULDER AND NAILS HIM WITH THE SITOUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S SLAM!!! ‘KEY OF SOLOMON’!!!!-
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t connect :francis:. JAKE ESCAPES BEHIND SOLOMON. SOLOMON TURNS AROUND AND FALLS STRAIGHT INTO A SLING BLADE FROM JAKE!!! IT CONNECTED!! JAKE GOES FOR THE PI-
Stew-O: :damn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CORKSCREW MOONSAULT BY JOHNNY ANDREWS ON THE BACK OF JAKE OUT OF NOWHERE, BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN START THE COUNT!!!
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY PULLS HIM BACK ON BOTH FEET…. ‘WELCOME TO ELITE ANDREWS WRESTLING’!!!!!!! MOONLIGHT DRIVE!!!!-
Stew-O: DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO JOHNNY ANDREWS FROM LIANA DELION!!! JOHNNY IS OUT-
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON GETS BACK ON BOTH FEET AND TAKES OUT LIANA WITH A SPIN KICK RIGHT ACROSS HER FACE!!!! SOLOMON PICKS JAKE UP AND LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN….
Jake Mercer: ‘KEY OF SOLOMON’ !!!!!!!!!!! SITOUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S SLAM ON JAKE!!! HE’S OUT!!! SOLOMON GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNER… THE TEAM OF JOHNNY ANDREWS AND SOLOMON STANE… THE GOLDEN GUNS!!!!!
( ‘Dark Fantasy’ plays across the Don Haskins Center once more as Solomon Stane rolls away from Jake Bathory while Johnny Andrews comes and joins Solomon back inside the ring. Both men begins to come on both feet as the referee raises their hands in the air, both of them with smirks on their faces as they celebrate their victory.)
Stew-O: What an intense and quick-paced match that we’ve just seen tonight. The newcomers side gave it their all and surely showed out in this match. But in the end the night goes to The Golden Guns. Congratulations to Johnny and Solomon on their victory!
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the backstage area of the Don Haskins Center where the camera shows Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan inside his office. The crowd cheers loudly as the Hall of Famer is seen standing in front of his office desk with his hands clasped in front of him. He takes a moment to let the camera come closer towards him, before from there, he begins to speak to the EAW Universe in attendance and at home.)
StarrStan: Good evening everyone, and I hope you’re having a hell of a time watching Friday Night Dynasty tonight. We’re coming hot off of Reckless Wiring which was a jam-packed two-night extravaganza, and while we could spend time reminiscing over that as much as we want at a later time, tonight we look ahead. I think it’s pretty known after this set of brand-exclusive Free-Per-Views that we’re on the road to Pain For Pride and especially with Grand Rampage coming up, there is a lot of building that we’re going to have to do for the Grandest Stage of Them All. We’ve seen Showdown getting ready along with Voltage doing the same exact thing, so you know what? Let’s do the same exact thing! We have a lot of Elitists on Dynasty looking to sink their teeth into some big opportunities especially as we near the end of the Season, and we’ve already taken the first step towards that implicating the New Era Classic along with reinstating The Iconic Cup. But who would we be if we were just done there? Of course not, so you know what? Why not announce some of them now?
(The crowd cheers loudly once again, it’s clear they can’t get enough of these announcements and it’s only going to make Pain For Pride XV all the more exciting for the EAW Universe. StarrStan obviously acknowledges that, pausing, before continuing.)
StarrStan: While we already have Grand Rampage set, of course with the Grand Rampage match, let’s look forward… let’s look to Battle of Egypt III. Last year at Battle of Egypt II, the Free-Per-View opened up doors to a lot of Pain For Pride XIV matches, including the Men’s and Women’s No Way Out matches. This year is no different, and I’ll start it off by saying that we will be determining who will face the Universal Women’s Champion at Pain For Pride at Battle of Egypt! Yes, indeed, it will be a six-woman ladder match filled to the brim with some of the best female Elitists that this company has to offer. The participants will be named in the coming weeks and I’m sure they’ll show exactly why they deserve this opportunity, and they will most definitely not let me down!
(StarrStan lets that sink in for a moment, the possibilities that this match opens for a possible Match of The Year stunner for the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain For Pride. There are a lot of female Elitists out there looking to get their hands on the top title here in Elite Answers Wrestling and there’s no doubt a lot of them are not going to waste any time announcing their inclusion into the match, that’s the type of chaos that StarrStan practically thrives on. He chuckles thinking about it, before shaking his head and continuing.)
StarrStan: Moving on let’s also not forget talking about the Grand Rampage match itself. Because we aren’t going to miss the chance to announce our own Dynasty participants in the massive over-the-top-rope spectacle. Of course I don’t want to spoil the entire match, so tonight I’m only going to announce the first official entrant for Friday Night Dynasty. That person being… none other than ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ himself, Terry Chambers! Truly an exciting announcement for the match as I know Terry can do some real damage amongst the rest of the Elitists included in the match itself. Don’t think this is the end though, because there is more to come and you can consider this the teaser for such announcements in the future!
(The crowd once again cheers at the announcement of the former World Champion’s inclusion in the Rampage. Along with the Elitists coming from Showdown and Voltage and the many surprises that could be in store, there is no doubt it is just one of many things to be excited for as Grand Rampage is just over a month away. Frankly, if StarrStan announces anymore, the EAW Universe is going to wish that it was sooner!)
StarrStan: Speaking of Grand Rampage, I’ve saved the best for last. With our World Champions, The Visual Prophet & Andrea Valentine showing why they deserve to headline Pain For Pride in their respective Championship matches, there is no doubt that they are hungry to rack up defenses and stamp their reigns in the history books. I’m here to also give them an opportunity to do that, which is why I’m here to announce that at Grand Rampage, BOTH the World Heavyweight Championship and Universal Women’s Championship will be defended and the winners of those matches will go on to defend their Championships at Pain For Pride.
(StarrStan smiles at the thought of two exciting matches being confirmed for Grand Rampage, each for Dynasty’s respective World Champions. Viz and Andrea are hot off of dominant Championship defenses and definitely are looking for more challengers to step up to the plate especially in preparation for Pain For Pride. But the rest of the details, especially the challengers, will be made known as time goes on, not right now.)
StarrStan: Thank you for joining me in one announcement of many as we’re not going to be short on hyping up everything Elite Answers Wrestling has in store for you these next couple of months. This is only the beginning, and there’s no telling what could happen from here. But for now, enjoy the show!
(StarrStan waves towards the camera while the frame begins to pan outwards away from the Dynasty General Manager. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the Don Haskins Center, where Stephie Love is seen with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Trophies’ by Drake begins to blast through the PA system as the crowd erupts into a mix of cheers and boos. The camera then goes over from the ring to the stage where Joso is seen bursting out from the backstage area with an arrogant grin on his face. He keeps his arms spread out before focusing on the ring, beginning to make his way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Bronx, New York… weighing in at 206 pounds… ‘THE GOLDEN ACE’… JOSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Joso is walking into this match off of a disappointing loss in the Showcase Ladder match at Reckless Wiring. You know he’s dead set on redeeming himself here tonight and making sure things are different.
Jake Mercer: You know why Stew???
Stew-O: Please don’t…
Jake Mercer: HE DON’T MISS! BAP BAP!
Flannery McCoy: Well regardless that is true. He has the New Era Classic tournament to look out for and I’m sure he wants to rack up some wins to hype himself up and make it known that he’s going to win the entire thing. Tonight might be his best chance to do that especially right off the bat post-Reckless Wiring.
(‘Clock Strikes’ by ONE OK ROCK begins to play up as the camera goes over to the stage to show Rokuro Nakano making his way out to the ring. He has a smile on his face as it’s clear he’s hyped up and ready to go tonight. He looks around at the EAW Universe tonight before nodding his head and making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Kyoto, Japan… weighing in at 242 pounds… ‘THE GREEN TECHNICAL MACHINE’…. ROKURO NAKANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Rokuro he fell short in the same Showcase Ladder match as Joso and is looking to redeem himself as well. He’s been lying in wait for an opportunity to come around and while that didn’t exactly do it for him, there is a lot more in store for him that he has to get ready for, especially that aforementioned New Era Classic Tournament.
Flannery McCoy: But tonight he has to go up against Joso who is more determined than ever to rebound from his recent losses. This match is going to be great! Let’s see what these two are capable of doing in the ring.
Jake Mercer: I see it now! 5 STARS ON THE MERCER SCALE! BET ON IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here’s the bell! We’re now underway! We have Joso taking on Rokuro Nakano- but Joso runs at Rokuro, wasting no time, connecting with a Clothesline- No! Rokuro ducks- But Joso nails Rokuro with a Pele Kick!
Flannery McCoy: Joso immediately runs off the ropes rebounding, nailing Rokuro Nakano with a Leg Drop!!! Joso starts climbing the top rope, as he dives high in the air, connecting with a Frog Splash-
Jake Mercer: But Rokuro rolls leftwards! Joso lands right on his stomach, as both competitors start getting up with the help of the ropes, but Rokuro grabs Joso, as he lifts him up in a Suplex Position- No!! Joso lands behind him, as he nails him with a Backbreaker!!!! Joso rolls out of the ring, as he throws away everything on the announce table. Joso turns- BUT ROKURO RUNS OFF THE ROPES REBOUNDING, CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE-
Stew-O: NO!!! JOSO WITH AN ELBOW TO ROKURO BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GO THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE!!!! Joso gets on the apron, as he nails Rokuro with a Slingshot DDT!!!! Joso kips up, as he picks up Rokuro, Irish Whipping him, making him rebound, AS HE POPS HIM UP HIGH IN THE AIR, GETTING HIM IN THE POSITION FOR AN ARM-TRAPPED BELLY-TO-BACK SLAM AND IT…. CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!!! THE ‘CRIMSON PEAK’ CONNECTS!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Joso starts climbing the top rope, as he nails Rokuro with a Frog Splash!!!! Joso gets up, as he gets up Rokuro, Irish Whipping him towards the ropes, making him rebound, AS JOSO LIFTS ROKURO UP, CONNECTING WITH AN ‘INCOMING SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!’ THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB CONNECTS ON ROKURO NAKANO!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: JOSO IMMEDIATELY GRABS ROKURO, LOCKING IN A ‘FOR HONOR!!!!!!!’ THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN!!!!!!! ROKURO IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!! CAN JOSO END THIS MATCH- ROKURO TAPS OUT!!!!! ROKURO TAPS OUT!!!!!! ROKURO TAPS OUT!!!!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Trophies’ once again begins to play up as Joso pops up to his feet with the biggest shit-eating grin in the world. The referee makes his way over and raises his hand high in the air before Joso confidently celebrates his victory.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JOSO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Did I say 5 stars… I meant NEGATIVE 5 stars, my bad.
Stew-O: Well that was definitely a quick match, and I mean no offense to Rokuro when I say that… just bad circumstance :lupe:.
Flannery McCoy: Joso definitely didn’t miss with that one and I’m sure that was just a teaser of what he has in store for the EAW Universe next. He’s been rising the ranks as of late and it’s only a matter of time until he heads straight for the top! Regardless of the circumstance Stew… congratulations to Joso on his win!
(Joso rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp, keeping his arms raised in the air before disappearing into the backstage area. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade out from there.)
[ EARLIER THIS WEEK: MARCH 22ND, 2022 – EAW PERFORMANCE CENTER ]
( Reckless Wiring was a hell of a night and if there was ever a match that stood out for all the WRONG reasons, it was the Lego Table Match between former Unified Tag Team Champion, Sierra, and the young rookie who was competing in her first ever free-per-view match, Caroline. The match itself isn’t worth going over as it speaks for itself but it had left Caroline disfigured. Now for any 19-year old girl, this would be a horrific and rather tragic turn of events, but for Caroline??? )
( The scene opens inside the EAW Performance Center, the temporary home of the inaugural New Era Classic. Caroline is seen inside of Sabina’s office. Sabina and Masters are there with her and Caroline is sitting in Sabina’s chair and looking in a glittery pink, heart-shaped handheld mirror. She is smiling in the mirror, showing how absolutely jacked up and mangled her mouth is now thanks to Sierra, while Masters and Sabina stand behind her. The two EAW Hall of Famers look above her head and cringe at one another. They silently agree they would not want to be in Caroline’s position right now. )
Caroline: You know? I don’t think it looks all that bad!
Sabina: Okay. I know that you are a pretty positive and happy person, but it’s okay to be upset over what happened to you.
Masters: Anyone in your position would be.
( Caroline turns her head to the side and smiles again, and she goes ahead and checks her face out from every single angle. )
Caroline: It’s totally fine! It’s just a few teeth! I could have gotten burned. I could have lost an eye. ANYTHING could have happened, and even if losing an eye or getting burned had happened to me, I would still be okay because people literally have no right to judge anyone based on their looks or whatever. That’s super yucky, and even though my smile isn’t the same anymore, my personality is and so is my heart, and that’s what truly matters.
Masters: :mjlol:
Sabina: Yeah, I’m just going to be honest with you. EAW does not give a fuck about your personality or your kind heart, both of which are completely beautiful and makes you a very special person, by the way. They care about your looks and you have to get your teeth fixed. You have an appointment bright and early tomorrow morning.
Caroline: Oh.
Masters: Don’t take it personally, Caroline. That’s just how the business works. You can be the best wrestler in the world but you have to be marketable.
Sabina: It goes without saying that EAW sees a lot of potential in you, and part of that includes your looks. It’s 2022, I get it and there’s more to life than having a pretty face and brilliant smile, but it’s as much entertainment as it is sports, and you were scouted because of how you look.
( Sabina wasn’t telling Caroline anything she hadn’t already guessed. After all, the scout that had approached her had been super creepy and had leered at her and some of her cheer squad members. With a sigh, Caroline flipped her blonde hair over her shoulder and sat the mirror down in her lap. )
Caroline: Fiiiiiiiine. But I still think I look super fab no matter what!
Masters & Sabina: :mjlol:
( The scene fades out and cuts to the next day. )
[ EARLIER THIS WEEK: MARCH 23RD, 2022 – UPPER EAST SIDE COSMETIC DENTISTRY ]
( Dr. Alexei Punetsov, a close and personal friend of EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE, had been running a cosmetic dentistry practice in Manhattan for nearly a decade and he was one of the very best in his field. Despite the on-going war in Ukraine, the Russian-born dentist had yet to be sanctioned by the United States government. That probably had to do with the middle-aged dentist quickly marrying the young 18-year old daughter of his American business partner and getting quick citizenship, but that’s another story for another day. Either way, Dr. Punetsov had taken one look at Caroline as soon as she had sat down in his chair and seen the damage, and declared her a lost cost… FOR ANY OTHER COSMETIC DENTIST! )
Dr. Alexei Punetsov: I’m just built differently.
Caroline: Okay!!!
( Hours later, Caroline is woken up from the anesthesia and given a mirror. )
Dr. Alexei Punetsov: Well? Tell me how great I am without telling me I’m the greatest in my field.
( Caroline smiles brightly and magically there are no signs of trauma. Once again, she looks perfect and it’s like Reckless Wiring had never even happened. She can’t help but look impressed. )
Caroline: HOLY GUACAMOLE!
( Caroline is clearly impressed with what she is seeing. )
Caroline: It doesn’t even look like anything ever happened to me! That’s seriously super amazing, wow. I don’t even know what to say right now!!!!
Dr. Alexei Punetsov: Your employer paid good money for this work. I’m even impressed with myself this time around.
( It startles Caroline that her visit has already been paid for but she doesn’t ask any questions about it. After all, she’s a rookie professional wrestler and her parents dropped her from their insurance the second she dropped out of college to sign with EAW. She’s by no means well off at this stage of her career. )
( The bubbly blonde cheerleader admires her brand new smile for a few more moments and then she starts to get up. )
Dr. Alexei Punetsov: Just a moment, Caroline. A doctor friend of mine wants to visit with you.
Caroline: Huh? You like have a doctor here? In a dentist office? :lupe:
( Dr. Punetsov shrugs. )
Dr. Alexei Punetsov: Shit happens.
( Caroline isn’t really sure if she should be concerned or not, but nevertheless, Dr. Punetsov exits the recovery room. Caroline sits there, completely overthinking the situation, for several minutes before the door cracks open and a surprisingly familiar face sticks their head. )
???: Hello, Caroline. I’m Dr. Bethany Blue.
( Caroline seems a little speechless to see the 2022 Empress of Elite standing in the same room as her. )
Caroline: Oh wow… hi. HI! Of course I know who you are! I’m Caroline! Wait. You already said my name. You totally know who I am. WHOA! YOU KNOW WHO I AM???? This is so freakin’ cool!
( Dr. Blue flashes Caroline a polite smile and pulls out her stethoscope. She moves towards Caroline but the young wrestler kind of shrinks back in her chair just a bit. )
Caroline: What are you doing?
Dr. Bethany Blue: I need to check your vital signs. You were under anesthesia.
Caroline: But I thought the anesthesiologist did that?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Technically, the person who administers the anesthesia does it during the procedure, so it’s usually done by a CRNA. In case you don’t know what that means, a CRNA is a certified registered nurse of anesthesia. However, Dr. Hardick’s CRNA is isolating right now due to the on-going COVID-19 pandemic, so I’m helping him out today.
Caroline: Uh-huh. That’s super neat, I suppose. And how do you know Dr. Hardick?
Dr. Bethany Blue: He’s my father, and before you ask, he goes waaaaaaay back with Dr. Punetsov and helps him out every now and then. You were a special case, so EAW wanted to make sure you got the absolute best care. Now hold still. I want to listen to your heart and then I need to take a blood pressure test.
( For whatever reason, Caroline still feels a tad bit uneasy, but she allows Bethany to check her vital signs. When the blood pressure cuff is strapped on Caroline’s arm, she makes a face. )
Caroline: It’s totally squeezing my arm.
( Dr. Bethany Blue can’t help herself. She rolls her eyes as she continues to pump the cuff, perhaps a little too much. )
Dr. Bethany Blue: It’s supposed to do that.
Caroline: It like totally feels like the circulation is being cut off!
( Dr. Blue continues to pump the cuff, spiking Caroline’s anxiety. She cuts her eyes to the heart monitor and smirks a bit seeing the Kentucky native’s heart rate spike. )
Caroline: I’m like so not a doctor or anything even remotely involving the medical field but I don’t think it’s supposed to hurt like this!!!!
( Dr. Blue finally relents and stops pumping. The blood pressure cuff starts to deflate and Caroline is quick to rip it off her arm, forgetting she has an IV in the other one. )
Caroline: OW! Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
( Dr. Blue goes to Caroline’s other side and taps on the IV. She presses on it just a little bit, causing Caroline to squirm, and she then starts to rip off the tape. It doesn’t feel good and Caroline lets out a little whimper. )
Dr. Bethany Blue: Does that hurt?
Caroline: I don’t like having a needle stuck in my arm.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Awww. Well let’s go ahead and take that mean whittle IV right on out of your arm.
( Dr. Blue uses a baby voice, which kind of annoys Caroline. She feels a bit mocked, but she bites her tongue, as Bethany removes the IV with ease and covers the gauze with a My Little Pony band-aid. )
Caroline: I used to collect My Little Pony stuff!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue: I had no doubt.
Caroline: So when can I leave?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Soon. Dr. Punetsov wants to check his work out one more time and then he will discharge you. Look, while I’m here, I want to say that I have seen you around Dynasty and I’ve caught a couple of your matches. I’m sure you don’t wish to relive Reckless Wiring…
Caroline: :yikes:
Dr. Bethany Blue: But matches like that do happen in EAW from time to time, and if I’m correct in my assessment of you, you are going to be put in more situations like that in the future, and likely against more high profile opponents. I believe you have a bright future and unlike a lot of my peers, I actually want to see the up and coming talent reach their full potential, and make it to the top. I’m a future Universal Women’s Champion and I’m watching the women’s division very closely. You are a star in the making and I don’t want to see EAW chew you up and spit you out. Take it from someone who’s been in nearly every possible scenario you can think of there. Making it in that company isn’t easy. You have a wonderful opportunity coming up with the New Era Classic. Winning it will no doubt cement you as a future champion.
Caroline: Oh believe you me, I know! I’m super freaking stoked to have such an amazing opportunity and I am ready to tear through the field and kick some major butt!
Dr. Bethany Blue: It certainly won’t be easy, but you’ve definitely shown everyone, myself included, that you don’t mind a challenge. I respect that. As someone who just won a major tournament, I feel like I know what it takes to get the job done. So if you ever want to reach out and talk, or need some help… anything, don’t hesitate to call my office.
( Dr. Blue, who has removed her black nitrile gloves, reaches into the pocket of her doctor’s coat and pulls out her business card. She hands it over to a stunned Caroline, who can only nod. )
Caroline: Wow. Thank you so much, Dr. Blue.
( Dr. Blue smiles down at Caroline and begins to head for the door. )
Dr. Bethany Blue: Everything went well with your procedure. I’ll send Dr. Punetsov back in. Have a good day, Caroline.
( Dr. Blue takes her leave and Caroline looks down at the card in her hands. Bethany is the first major name in EAW to even acknowledge her and she’s still a bit surprised by the entire interaction. The fact someone like Bethany would see anything at all in someone like Caroline is exciting, and Caroline makes sure to pocket the business card. A few minutes later, Dr. Punetsov comes back into the room and as the two talk, the scene fades out. )
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Lamar” by YN Jay hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from East New York weighing in at 205 pounds he is “Prolific” ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGELO CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTER!!!
(Angelo Carter makes his way out to the ring not looking stressed at all for this match as he enters the ring declaring himself truly prolific.)
Flannery McCoy: It is clear that Angelo Carter is looking to capitalize on the many opportunities before him, especially as an entrant in the upcoming New Era Classic tournament.
Stew-O: Angelo says he isn’t just here for the money he’s here for more than that and he claims to be a complete package as a wrestler.
Jake Mercer: He definitely is Stew. He can talk, he can wrestle, he can fly. He’s got it all and it is only a matter of time until he takes EAW by storm!
( Sugar We’re Going Down – Fall Out Boy hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Manchester, United Kingdom weighing in at 185 pounds he is “The Heartthrob of EAW” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLEY LEWISSSSSSSSSS!!!
(Harley Lewis makes his way to the ring hitting on all the pretty girls at ringside but it is clear he is more focused on the match than them leaving many of them disappointed.)
Flannery McCoy: Why is he talking to her? Why is he not talking to me? I mean I don’t care. This match is going to be good n shit.
Jake Mercer: Smh Flan be professional and keep it in your pants for once. These are two of the future greats here on Dynasty and you should be more respectful.
Stew-O: Harley Lewis is a man who feels like he was screwed over and that he was wronged recently. So tonight he has a chance to make up for it it would seem. We will see how he does that here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Harley Lewis and Angelo Carter are fixin’ to get they wrestle on. Harley immediately takes down Angelo with an armdrag transitioning into a headlock. But Angelo rolls through back up to his feet and shoves Harley back up into the corner. Hard knees to the gut repeatedly from Angelo as long as the referee will allow before whipping Harley across the ring. Angelo charges in and Harley with a hard kick to the gut. Harley runs back off the ropes but Angelo catches him and sends him flying into the air with a Back Body Drop. Harley collides painfully with the mat but quickly gets back up.
Stew-O: Harley Lewis has his arm grabbed by Angelo Carter who whips him around to the mat before kneeing him hard in the back of the head. Angelo into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kick out quickly by Harley Lewis who is back up and whipped across the ring by Angelo Carter! No the counter whip! Angelo comes off the ropes and eats a hard dropkick from Harley. Angelo back up as Harley comes in to grab him but Angelo lifts him up and drops him neck first over the top rope! Harley begins coughing up in pain as he just went into those ropes from quite a height and had his breathing compromised by that attack. Angelo follows up by shoving Harley hard, sending him flying over the top rope to the outside as he crashes and burns! That was quite a fall as Harley is now in quite a predicament here tonight! Angelo postures in the ring as Harley is shown grimacing in pain on the outside slowly crawling back up to his feet and gets back into the ring before the referee can finish the ten count.
Flannery McCoy: But Angelo Carter immediately catches Harley Lewis into a Sleeper Hold but Harley struggles to get to his feet and elbows his way out of it. Belly to Belly Suplex connects as Harley tosses Angelo back desperately right on the back of his head. Harley back up as he swings wildly but Angelo ducks beneath! Angelo locks the Sleeper Hold back in before taking further elbows to the gut as it forces him to transition into an Abdominal Stretch. Angelo really taking it to Harley as he collapses to his knees and Angelo transitions into a cover to try to end his opponent!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kick out by Harley Lewis! Immediately Angelo Carter applies the Sleeper Hold once again but Harley with the will to survive back up to his feet and punches his way out of the constant barrage of submissions being utilized tonight in this match. Harley shoves Angelo off the ropes and catches him as he runs off them before dropping his opponent with a Flapjack. Angelo goes face first right on into the mat! Harley now goes for the cover! No! Harley staggers to his feet clearly hurt and instead decides to go to the top rope!
Jake Mercer: But Angelo Carter is up too fast and catches Harley Lewis on the top rope with repeated shots to the head. Angelo quickly hooks the arm of Harley and falls back… SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! BOTH MEN COME CRASHING DOWN WITH IMMENSE SPEED AS THEY SHAKE THE ENTIRE RING FROM THE IMPACT!!!! ANGELO TO THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by Harley Lewis! Harley with the will to survive here tonight Angelo Carter thought he had him there! Angelo grabs Harley from behind and drags him down into a backbreaker driving his knee right into the spine of Harley. Angelo right into a Headlock… but Harley slithers out of it! Harley with a hard kick to the back of Angelo’s head before transitioning into a Sleeper Hold of his own! But Angelo slips out of it as Harley is unable to get it fully locked in! Both men are now trading blows in the ring. Angelo! Harley! Angelo! Harley! Angelo with a hard knee to the gut immediately drops Harley to the mat as he pounds it angrily and in pain!
Stew-O: Harley Lewis desperately crawls to the ropes to pull himself up but Angelo Carter on top of his neck choking him out. The referee not allowing that for long as a wheezing Harley makes his way over into the corner. Angelo charges in with a Clothesline! No! Harley moves out of the way! Harley now lights up Angelo with repeated strikes! Harley with a Clothesline taking down Angelo as he is starting to feel it now! Kick to the gut from Harley… Snap Suplex!!! No! Angelo flips out of it and rolls Harley up from behind with a School Boy pin!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kick out from Harley Lewis! Angelo Carter picks Harley up, kicking him in the gut and going for a Suplex of his own! No! Harley counters it! HARLEY WITH THE JUKEBOX BREAKER!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT WHAT THE HELL!!! JOSO OFF THE TOP ROPE TAKING OUT HARLEY LEWIS WITH A FLYING AXE HANDLE! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?!?!?!!?!
Stew-O: Joso now stomping the shit out of Harley Lewis as Angelo Carter is backing him up and they are now double teaming on Harley! Angelo and Joso beating the shit out of Harley as it is clear that they intend to weaken him as much as possible before the big New Era Classic match comes up! They didn’t give a damn about this match at all and Harley is getting rekt! The referee is trying to separate them but it is clear that the ref is not going to stand in the way of this team here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Angelo Carter picks up Harley Lewis one last time as Joso holds him up. Angelo backs up before charging in… FALSIFIED CONNECTS!!! Angelo charges in driving both knees into Harley’s skull knocking him the hell out as Harley is left completely unconscious in the ring as Angelo and Joso are clearly proud of themselves for this assault!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: The referee has declared this match a No Contest!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Absolutely appalling behavior from Angelo Carter here tonight. Clearly he doesn’t care about this match and only cares about weakening up his opponent as much as possible for the tournament.
Jake Mercer: Smart honestly. Why bother with a random filler match when there is a tournament on the line. You have to be ruthless, you have to be aggressive!
Stew-O: Well we will see what kind of shape Harley Lewis is going to be in for the New Era Classic coming up. But if he manages to get back to 100% before then I don’t like the odds of Angelo Carter walking out without an assbeating because he certainly deserves one after tonight!
(Angelo Carter and Joso are shown hugging it out and celebrating in the ring as the camera cuts to a commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for AARP, starring all of the #EAW15 returnees.)
(The arena is silent as out walks from behind the entrance curtain…Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. The reaction is mixed as half the crowd cheers and the other half boos to the chagrin of Angelo. Dr. Angelo is seen holding a briefcase as he wears a dashiki and a kufi on his head. Angelo begins walking down the ramp as the sound of the fans’ reactions act as a form of entrance music for him.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…DR. ANGELOOOOO D’ANGELOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: The confidant to the World Heavyweight Champion, the headmaster of the VPLA, and the manager of The Visual Prophet is here. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is on his way down to the ring!
Jake Mercer: I can smell Cocoa butter from all the way over here. Cocoa butter and black soap!
Flannery McCoy: This man is smirking ear to ear because his guy, his partner, The World Heavyweight Champion retained his belt at Reckless Wiring against SOSA Henderson. The Visual Prophet finally defeats SOSA Henderson and now I guess we are about to be subjected to a Dr. Angelo victory lap?
Jake Mercer: RIP NIPSEY!
(Dr. Angelo wipes his feet before entering the ring. Angelo steps in and is handed a microphone from Stephie Love as he raises it up high to speak.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: LAWD…look at how beautiful things look after Reckless Wiring! We had some trials and of course tribulations we had to endure but look at us now. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, Black Jesus is in heaven with sweet sister Rosa Parks, sweet brother Malcolm, and all the most important historical figures you could ever imagine as the clouds are gone and the angels rejoice. THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS VANQUISHED THAT VILLAINOUS SOSA HENDERSON! YES!
(Crowd pops are drowning out the boos now as Angelo begins spinning on his heel before turning back to the camera..)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I have seen some miraculous things but nothing quite like what I witnessed at Reckless Wiring. Our beloved brother, the World Heavyweight Champion, and founder of the VPLA took on that Philly Phraud and won in spectacular fashion. That dastardly, despicable, diabolical, disrespectful, disjointed, disgusting, disenfranchised THUG SOSA Henderson was as dangerous as anyone man has ever been in a wrestling ring. That SOSA Henderson goon was arguably the only person alive evil enough to try and tarnish the great and honorable Visual Prophet even with his school’s reputation in the balance. SOSA went out sadder than Hitler with how blatantly foul he took things prior to even stepping foot in the ring with The Visual Prophet. SOSA disrespected Viz’s mother, he disrespected Viz as a man, he disrespected Viz’s fans, but worst of all…he disrespected The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy students! But, what did our World Heavyweight Champion do? HE DEFENDED THE KIDS! HE SAVED HIS NAME! HE MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FANS PROUD! HE DEFENDED HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ONCE AGAIN CONTINUING THE GREATEST WORLD TITLE RUN IN EAW HISTORY! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, JUST SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TO SEE!
(Angelo places the briefcase in the middle of the ring, drops to one knee, and begins opening it..)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Which is why I am out here to present our World Heavyweight Champion with this right here…
(Angelo opens the briefcase, reaches in, and reveals a solid gold trophy with the word “Humanitarian” inscribed on it.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: This 2022 NAACP Soul Train BET MTV Jams UPN presented trophy is to honor this year’s Bob Johnson Humanitarian award recipient. This award symbolizes the most charitable, kind, giving, and incredible African American male in the entire world and no other person could claim they deserve this more than…my beloved brother…YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…THE VISUAL…PROPHET-AH!
(“Back 2 Life” by Soul II Soul plays. The entire building comes unglued. The pop is deafening. Clearly the most over superstar in EAW has arrived. Out walks Viz wearing a VPLA jogging suit, a pair of Rod Laver Adidas, and his World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.)
Stew-O: One hell of a reign is what many refer to The Visual Prophet’s latest run as World Heavyweight Champion. That victory over SOSA Henderson is added to the several title defenses Viz has had so far and I’m starting to doubt anyone is going to be able to dethrone him!
Jake Mercer: I mean I personally haven’t seen a champion this good since Iwann Moorehead beat Nick Kurtis for the IWF World title 9 months in a row. Every card was just those two and every match ended with Moorehead winning until the business closed. Great run but even he wasn’t as good as Viz.
Flannery McCoy: Iwann Moore…smh.
(Viz enters the ring. Viz walks over and receives a microphone from Stephie Love as his music begins to fade out.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :ad:
The Visual Prophet: :bron:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :adpeek:
The Visual Prophet: :susdance1:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: THE VISUAL PROPHET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! :lawd:
The Visual Prophet: Yes indeed. Thank you, Angie for this blatantly fake and exaggerated ass award. I’ll sell it, my bad. Thank you for presenting me with the BET UPN VPN whatever Humana whatever award. You know better than anyone how badly I’ve tried to revitalize my community. You know better than all how much I’ve aimed to help my community for the better. How much I’ve focused on enriching the lives of my VPLA students and building a better future for them and their families. You know all too well but SOSA Henderson didn’t believe in it seems. SOSA Henderson only saw this title for what he wanted to see. SOSA saw my belt and was hell bent on taking it away from me. This title is more than just a wrestling championship. This is a beacon of hope for my students so they know what hard work gets you. This belt is a reminder to management and my opponents who truly the best ever is. This belt is a symbol for who The Visual Prophet is and SOSA Henderson tried his fucking best to take it away and unlike the New Breed title he beat me for years ago…he failed. SOSA came up short. Best try yet but it ended like all the rest. Just like Road to Redemption ended with me on top. Just like my match at King of Elite with Terry Chambers ended with me on top. Just like my title match against Xander Payne ended with me on top. I don’t see how anyone can argue against me when I say the things I say. I do this for unselfish reasons but benefit in very selfish ways and hearing you fans cheer me on everytime is worth every moment I spend getting beaten, battered, slapped, and concussed. I do this for you all and I will continue to do this until-
(Suddenly, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana plays. The arena pops loudly as out walks none other than EAW Hall of Famer, Cage! Cage is wearing a leather jacket, a plain white shirt, and some denim jeans as he snarls before hustling down the ring ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: I guess Viz has spoken a tad bit too much because Diamond Cage looks like he’s done listening to him!
Stew-O: Fresh off a huge win himself at Shock Value against former Universal Women’s Champion, Ms. Extreme, Cage easily grows tired of just about everyone talking too much.
Jake Mercer: Talking too much? It’s the World Champion! He should be allowed to speak until at least the commercial break uninterrupted. HE KEEPS THE LIGHTS ON, GUYS!
(Cage enters the ring as Viz looks surprised but Angelo looks upset. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” fades out as Cage snatches a microphone and circles around the duo.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Oh look, another mayo mutant that went missing in action has come out to play.
Cage: Oh look, another dick eater with an insatiable appetite.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: …Hey!
Cage: Hey what?
(Cage steps right up to Angelo’s face as D’Angelo flinches. Viz simply taps Angelo on the shoulder and mouths the word “Move” before Dr. Angelo backs up and stands in the corner.)
The Visual Prophet: What’s going on, Cage.
Cage: Nothing much, heard you and your hotep husband out here having a congratulatory party and felt someone should come out here and tell the both of you try harder to kindly…shut the fuck up.
The Visual Prophet: Word?
Cage: Respectfully, of course.
The Visual Prophet: But of course.
Cage: Indeed.
The Visual Prophet: You say respectfully but that couldn’t be any more disrespectful in my opinion.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Mine too!
Cage: I told you specifically to shut the fuck up.
The Visual Prophet: Hey, focus on me DC. I know you’re not only out here to tell me and my guy to be quiet. THINK CAGE, THINK!
Cage: Your dumbass has some nerve telling me to think. You’re the one that’s supposed to be a prophet, right? Why don’t you think? Why don’t you tell me why I would come out here besides telling you to shut the fuck up.
The Visual Prophet: Well, seeing as you are fresh off a huge win against Ms. Extreme in that electric weapons match, I’m guessing you’re out here to get some props and brag a little.
Cage: Brag a little? Not much to brag about. I did what I had to do and what I was supposed to do and that is simply win in a match just as violent if not more than that Dome of Death bull shit you participated in.
The Visual Prophet: Oh yeah?
Cage: Yeah. In fact, I think you know exactly why I’m really out here and it isn’t just to tell you and Angelo to stop fucking talking. It’s not just to brag about a win against Camille. It’s to say point blank period I just beat a former World Champion and now…I’m here to challenge a current one. I don’t see anybody in the back stepping up so now’s as perfect a time as ever for me to do so. More so above all else…I feel as if I’m OWED a World Championship match given my recent performance and seeing as you out here so prideful, so confident, and so fucking annoyingly arrogant…I’m here to challenge you to a title match, Viz.
The Visual Prophet: Oh man, who saw that coming? You out here telegraphing your moves, Cage.
Cage: Telegraphed or not you accepting my challenge or you gonna just tuck your tail and run away from the toughest challenge you will ever face?
The Visual Prophet: Oh you already know I’m down to defend this title against whoever and whenever. Grand Rampage around the corner, I’ll gladly beat you there and show my “toughest” challenger just exactly what all that tough shit gets you. Nothing. But, let’s get back to why you REALLY came out here to interrupt me.
Cage: Here he goes…the classic Viz bullshitting. What you got for me, roid rage?
The Visual Prophet: We are ALL natural, my guy. Listen… I knew you didn’t come out here to try and shut me and Angie up. I knew you came out here to challenge for my belt but that’s not the only reason why you are out here right now. More than anyone else in this company deep down in that icy, drug addicted, hateful heart of yours you are a bonifide fucking Visual Prophet fan! You are one of my biggest fans, Cage!
Cage:…What?
The Visual Prophet: A fan.
Cage: What?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: A stan.
Cage: Pardon?
The Visual Prophet: A supporter.
Cage: What?
The Visual Prophet: A Vaniac.
Cage: Excuse me?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: A Propheteer.
Cage: Come again?
The Visual Prophet: A Visual Prophet posse member.
Cage: One more time…
The Visual Prophet: A fuckin’-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY CAGE STUNS THE VISUAL PROPHET! ANGELO IS IN THE CORNER SHOCKED AS CAGE SPINS VIZ AROUND AND IRISH WHIPS HIM TOWARDS ANGELO D’ANGELO AS VIZ COLLIDES WITH HIS MANAGER! DR. ANGELO IS SQUASHED BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLE AND THE CHAMPION AS ANGELO COLLAPSES IN THE CORNER! VIZ BOUNCES OFF HIS CONFIDANT AND TURNS AS CAGE SNATCHES VIZ UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ WAS CAUGHT COMPLETELY OFF GUARD!
Jake Mercer: IS HE REALLY A PROPHET IF HE DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING?!
Stew-O: Cage has Viz in position…CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! THE GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER LEAVES THE CHAMPION FLAT ON HIS BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! VIZ IS OUT COLD AS DR. ANGELO IS IN THE CORNER CLUTCHING HIS BODY AFTER BEING CRUSHED BY VIZ! CAGE RISES OFF THE GROUND AND STANDS OVER VIZ YELLING EXPLETIVE AFTER EXPLETIVE AS THE ARENA IS GOING NUTS!
Flannery McCoy: Cage vs Viz for the World Heavyweight Championship? This might be the best match these two men have had yet and the stakes could not be higher!
Jake Mercer: If Viz isn’t a real prophet, does this mean Colonel Sanders at KFC isn’t a real colonel? My life is a lie and we live in a simulation!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” plays up one more time as the scene ends with Cage towering over Viz as he lays out cold next to his World Heavyweight Championship, with Dr. Angelo in the corner hurt and terrified. It’s the last shot seen before Cage snarls and leaves the ring, with Friday Night Dynasty fading elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Fortnite starring Jon Kelton, as the game just recently released a new skin for the New Breed Champion in the item shop!)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( “Walk” by Avenged Sevenfold hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from San Jose, California weighing in at 202 pounds he is “The Fighting Machine” BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYANT COFFFEYYYYYY!!!
(Bryant Coffey comes to the ring looking ready to shoot-fight and injure his opponent severely.)
Flannery McCoy: Bryant Coffey is one of the toughest men in the EAW locker room and I look forward to seeing him in action every week.
Stew-O: Bryant had a rough time in that Ladder Match at Reckless Wiring but has come to determine that EAW is not a martial art and he has to adapt to what EAW truly is. He seemed very upset this week talking trash about “sports-entertainment” and calling the top stars in this company dumb and awful people.
Jake Mercer: Well that sure isn’t a way to make friends but maybe that isn’t Bryant’s goal. He is a tough guy and maybe he is just tougher than the average EAW wrestler. Tonight he has an opportunity to show us just how big and bad he really is.
(“Helix” by Vahkhtang hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 130 pounds she is the “Grown Ass Woman” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
(Lisa Wren comes out to the ring looking pissed off and disgusted by the presence of her opponent.)
Flannery McCoy: Well this week Lisa Wren has to deal with coming off a near death experience where you saw the brutal moves she took at Reckless Wiring. She landed on her neck on concrete and is somehow still standing here tonight.
Stew-O: Well obviously Flan. She’s not a little girl. She’s a Grown Ass Woman. So it will take a lot more than that to keep her down!
Jake Mercer: Lisa has called out Bryant for just being another uninspired caucasian dude who is just the latest clone produced by the EAW Performance Center. That is some tough talk and she also called him a punk ass bitch who has his daddy running around with him. It is clear that Lisa does not see Bryant as a Grown Ass Man and if he is just a sad little boy he won’t last long in the ring with her that is for sure!
Flannery McCoy: It is worth noting that apparently Bryant Coffey is coming into this match solo unlike as predicted by Lisa who assumed he would have his father out here with him. I am not sure if she got in his head or maybe she was wrong all along. Either way it is probably a good thing for Lisa to just have her opponent out here to focus all her efforts on.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: The match has officially begun now as Bryant Coffey and Lisa Wren lock up in the ring aggressively. They are fighting for position here and it is clear that the crowd is split here tonight. Coffey shoved back into the corner by a powerful Lisa but he shoves her off him. Lisa backs up as Coffey yells at Lisa to do a bit better than that. So Lisa grabs him by the throat… no misdirection as Lisa grabs the arm and takes Bryant down with an armdrag throwing him across the ring. Both competitors back up and this time Bryant is the one to take Lisa down with a swift armdrag. But they both roll back up to their feet quickly to square off yet again.
Stew-O: Lisa Wren charges in wildly at Bryant Coffey who grabs her around the waist and shoves her into the corner. Bryant with a series of calculated strikes before following up with some slamming Shoulder Thrusts to the gut as he wears down Lisa in the corner. Lisa grabs the head of Bryant as he charges in in an attempt to force him off her. Bryant relents after a while and backs off. But Lisa just charges at him, not letting him breathe! But Bryant with a drop toe hold as he drags her down to the mat and grabs the leg twisting it around into a Half Boston Crab! Bryant has the hold locked in and Lisa is trapped!
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren struggles to break free and eventually she throws Bryant Coffey off of her. Both competitors back up as Lisa goes Bryant in the gut throwing him back first into the corner. Now Lisa is lighting Bryant up with repeated chops and strikes as she looks to wear him out this time. Lisa came into this match with a lot of aggression and we will see how well that pays off for her here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren whips Bryant Coffey hard across the ring as he comes running back towards her at high speed. Lisa takes him down with a running Back Elbow to the face as Bryant just got knocked the hell out! Lisa with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kick out by Bryant Coffey! Guess he wasn’t as knocked out as Lisa Wren believed as he was able to kick out there. Lisa yanks Bryant back up as he immediately stomps down hard on her foot! Lisa jumps up in pain but Bryant grabs her by the head and rams her head first into the top turnbuckle pad. Bryant now with repeated forearms to the face of Lisa in the corner before Snapmaring her down into the ring and locking in a headlock. Bryant with a rest hold here as he regains stamina while also maintaining full control of this matchup. Lisa slowly struggles back up to her feet but Bryant is maintaining the headlock here as long as he can…
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren falls down as soon as she stands up as she counters the Headlock with a Stunner! Bryant Coffey goes flying back against the ropes before falling forward with Lisa back up waiting to catch her! Lisa throws Bryant back up against the ropes before catching her with a Belly to Belly Suplex taking her down to the mat! And Lisa with another cover! Wait no! Bryant backs up as Lisa is surprised at his ability to recover. Lisa with a series of hard chest chops before taking him down with a Running Lariatooooooooooooooooo!!! Lisa with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Bryant Coffey!!! Coffey back up as Lisa Wren snapmares him down into a headlock. Lisa looking for a rest hold but Bryant immediately breaks out of it. Lisa holds the arms trying to maintain control and drives her knee into the back of Bryant… but Bryant is back up to his feet and goes behind Lisa for a backdrop! Bryant up to the middle rope and jumps off with a fist to the face off the turnbuckle!!! Bryant now applies a rest hold of his own to keep Lisa grounded. Lisa came into this match fast and aggressive and it looks like Bryant has found a way to slow this match down as much as possible which may end up proving to be a smart strategy here tonight.
Stew-O: Bryant Coffey with a hard elbow to the top of Lisa Wren’s head as she falls down to the mat motionless. Bryant is now looking for something big here as he goes up to the top rope. This is not his usual style… BRYANT LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT LISA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! WAIT NO BRYANT MANAGES TO REPOSITION HIMSELF AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!
Jake Mercer: Good thing that Bryant Coffey didn’t go for some flipping Moonsault or something he was able to recover in tim-
Flannery McCoy: Wait no! Bryant Coffey’s leg gives out from under him. What the…
Stew-O: Bryant Coffey goes down screaming and holding his leg. Lisa Wren charges in on him as Bryant shoves her off with one arm. Bryant tries to get back up…
Jake Mercer: But he just falls down again! Bryant Coffey screaming and holding his leg and he is really hurt here… Lisa Wren charges in…
Flannery McCoy: But the referee forces her away! The referee is now checking on Bryant Coffey as the ringside doctor also slides in the ring to check on him. The doctor is now whispering something to the referee as well…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the referee has decided to call off this match as Bryant Coffey is too injured to continue.
Stew-O: Damn that is not how I expected this match to end but I guess that freak accidents can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone.
Flannery McCoy: I sure hope that Bryant Coffey is okay. We will definitely keep you updated on this situation as it develops. I am sure this isn’t how Lisa Wren wanted this match to end either.
Jake Mercer: Yeah she is visibly upset. But obviously Bryant Coffey is the one who is clearly injured; it could just be a sprained ankle. Or it could be a much more severe injury but it is probably best not to speculate for now. Sadly the show must go on. I know everyone is concerned but there is more Dynasty coming after the break!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Morbius. The greatest Marvel movie of all time says unbiased reviewer Ricardo Malosi.)
(Fading into the arena on an empty ring and an electric crowd, ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to play and boos sound out from around the arena as Ximena makes her way out into the view of the audience with evidence of the damage she sustained at Reckless Wiring visible. But despite being cut, bruised, and bandaged, Ximena keeps her head high as she looks directly out at the crowd before starting down the ramp.)
Stephie Lover: Please welcome to the ring at this time, Ximena Velasquez!
Stew-O: Despite how she and Astraea got to their Reckless Wiring match with Ximena making things quite personal, there’s no denying that Ximena put up one hell of a fight as she took on Astraea in Astraea’s first match back in EAW!
Flannery McCoy: That’s true, without a doubt. Things got brutal out there between Ximena and Astraea, and Astraea showed just how much she’s willing to adapt to these new surroundings – but it didn’t come without Ximena really pushing her limits. That said, I really do have to wonder though if she regrets taking things as far as she did.
(Ximena enters the ring coming up the steps and going through the ropes, a microphone now in hand as she stands in the middle of the ring. As ‘Recreant’ fades out, Ximena stands for a moment in silence as the crowd continues to jeer and boo. Shaking her head, she finally speaks up, raising the mic.)
Ximena Velasquez: I’ve had a lot of questions thrown at me since Reckless Wiring and I’ve had to deal with a lot of confusion from others about my actions. Between what happened with Astraea and me, and what I had done in the Specialists Championship match, there is so much that needs to be addressed. But to do that, we would have to go all the way back to King of Elite and how Harper Lee tremendously screwed me over in my match that I so clearly would have won. Losing that match the way that I did all because she’d been too scared to face me head-on any sooner than she’d like and needs to try to make herself look good in the meantime, it meant having to watch someone else take what should’ve been mine. It meant having to see Serenity take the opportunity that I was so clearly going to have so that I could take that next step in my career. But that wasn’t all, because then I had to deal with Astraea Jordan coming back and taking my spotlight-
(Ximena finds herself being cut off by the cheers from the audience and she can’t help but scowl. She is someone who has had to deal with what she feels are people constantly moving in on her moments or taking them from her, and she’s clearly sick of it.)
Ximena Velasquez: Astraea not only sidetracked me from my goal of finally getting my revenge over Harper lee, but she interrupted me trying to get the opportunity that I was robbed of. She just had to come and make how I was trying to tell StarrStan that I wasn’t going to settle for the mierda that had gone down at King of Elite all about her. It didn’t stop there though, because after everything that had happened and what we caused to each other going into Reckless Wiring, she ultimately made me say two words that I have never honestly uttered in my life before. Astraea Jordan made me say “I quit”… and it was after that that I knew I simply couldn’t just let that be it for me at Reckless Wiring. I was down with nowhere to turn, once again having been used for someone else to get their moment, and it was beyond maddening to know it should’ve been me going against Harper that night instead. I had that anger still burning, I couldn’t shake that – it made me so sick to see her having taken the easy way out by ensuring that she’d end up defending against Serenity just to still almost lose that I had to take matters into my own hands.
Ximena Velasquez: I ensured that Harper won to get what I want. I didn’t do it because Serenity didn’t deserve it, I did it because WHEN I win the Specialists Championship I want it to come at Harper’s expense. After everything, I want to be the one to take the Specialists Title from Harper Lee. She has run away and ducked me for long enough, she’s gotten away with her crap for already far too long and she can thank Astraea for distracting me long enough to put her off to the side – but now I’ve got her right in my sights. That’s why after everything, I’m officially taking this chance to call out Harper right now: I’m challenging her to a match for the Specialists Championship at Grand Rampage. There’s no way that I’m going to be denied now, because there is no one who-
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X featuring Megan Thee Stallion begins to play and Serenity makes her way out shaking her head, rolling her eyes, and sighing heavily into the microphone that she has brought with her as she comes down the ramp.)
Serenity Valdez: You’ve really got some nerve, Ximena. I mean, showing up during my match at Reckless Wiring and getting involved in it just so that people wouldn’t forget about you? Astraea Jordan delivered where you couldn’t and your first thought was to make sure that Ximena Velasquez didn’t become irrelevant all in the matter of a single night. It’s pathetic, truly. But to deny the people – my ever loyal subjects – the opportunity to see their queen reigning rightfully on the throne as the Specialists Champion?! I couldn’t care less about whatever your personal problems are with Harper, but after what you did, you have to understand the way that you feel about her is the same way that I feel about you now.
Ximena Velasquez: Oh, do you now? Because the way I remember it, you didn’t care so much to capitalize on the damage that Harper did to me at King of Elite. You were way too concerned and too proud of becoming a contender for the title that you never should’ve been in contention for to even think about how I might’ve felt. No, Serenity, you were more interested in how you could benefit from the fact that I wouldn’t be in the way and how I wouldn’t seemingly be a threat since it looked like I’d been taken care of – but you and Harper clearly both thought wrong.
(Serenity has now entered the ring and stands across from Ximena, but Ximena’s reasoning isn’t something that Serenity is trying to hear right now.)
Ximena Velasquez: You want to call me desperate for attention or try to say that I was worried about becoming irrelevant, but if it hadn’t been for Harper essentially giving you that win at King of Elite, I highly doubt anyone would’ve been talking about you, Serenity. As long as it wasn’t me she was going to end up facing, she would’ve been fine with anyone who could’ve taken advantage of what she’d done; you were just fortunate to find yourself in the right place at the right time. But at Reckless Wiring, you came to realize you were in the wrong place and trying to make good on the wrong opportunity – MY opportunity that you stole – and you were just simply in the way of what I wanted to achieve. I took care of that and you should be happy that’s all I did at Reckless Wiring, because you and I both know that it could’ve been oh-so-much worse than what they were.
Serenity Valdez: You can make your threats, Ximena, but I simply have nothing to be afraid of and I have nothing to fear – that’s why I came out here to let you know personally that this isn’t over between us. If you thought it was, you can go ahead and start to rethink that right here, right now because what you did was inexcusable; trust me, there will be consequences.
(Ximena appears amused despite Serenity’s seriousness and Serenity only appears to grow more frustrated with that on top of everything that she’s feeling toward Ximena already.)
Serenity Valdez: Don’t take me seriously, go right ahead, because look at where it got you the last time you wanted to think that I wouldn’t take advantage of an opportunity to raise my stock. Yeah, it’s not so funny now, is it? I know you surely weren’t laughing when it was me who ended up with the opportunity that you had to bulldoze your way into for spotlight that was no longer focused on you. But I just wanted to let you know that after you publicly challenged Harper, I sincerely do hope that she accepts your challenge and face you at Grand Rampage because, believe it or not, Ximena, I’m rooting for you to win! I know it must sound so surprising but it’s the truth, trust me. I honestly, truly do hope that you’re able to get that match against her and that you’re able to actually win the Specialists Championship from that pathetic excuse of a Champion…. because when you do win after all these failed chances of yours to actually make something of yourself, I’m going to be the one who’s coming right after you for it and it certainly won’t be pretty. You had better make sure that all of what you did to fuck me over was worth it and pays off in the end, because after all I put into that match just for you – someone who wasn’t even in the match – to come in and ruin it all for me?! Oh, Ximena, you will have absolutely no fucking clue what the hell you’re going to have coming your way or what the hell I’m going to do to stand with my foot on your face and that Specialists Championship raised over my head.
Ximena Velasquez: You’re right, it won’t be pretty… for you. But you know what? After I do win the Specialists Championship, assuming Harper isn’t afraid to get into the ring with me and lose like she knows she will, I wouldn’t be against doing a little honest charity and letting you be my first defense. Because when I do defend against you, Serenity, I’ll beat you for what’ll have got to be the 100th time and it’s going to be no issue for me to have to think about what I’ll have to do to put your annoying little ass out for good.
(Ximena throws her microphone down at Serenity’s feet and begins to exit from the ring, Serenity glaring as she watches Ximena leave.)
Stew-O: Ximena’s confidence in becoming Specialists Champion and getting her hands on Harper surely hasn’t wavered since Reckless Wiring. If anything, I’d say she’s got intentions of only getting meaner!
Jake Mercer: Ximena is letting it be known that she might’ve been down but she isn’t out, and that’s only going to spell trouble for Harper if Harper accepts her challenge; bring that Championship here to Dynasty! 👏👏👏
Flannery McCoy: Serenity can’t be overlooked in all of this here just now, either. She’s not at all deterred by her Reckless Wiring loss and she wants to get her hands on that Specialists Championship just as much! But we’ll see what she can do here in just a matter of moments after this exchange with Ximena and just how much fuel it could’ve added to her fire! We’ve got Serenity versus R.I.P. next!
(Serenity stands in the ring shaking her head at Ximena who walks up the ramp without looking back, and Serenity rolls her eyes and throws her microphone out of the ring as she awaits her opponent.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… from Tijuana, Mexico… weighing in at 126 pounds… ‘LA REINA’… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(From there, nothing continues to be heard from the PA system, only the sound of boos while the camera transitions over from the ring towards the stage. R.I.P is seen making his way out from the backstage area with a scowl on his face, gripping a microphone in his hand. He doesn’t let Stephie speak and instead brings his microphone up to his mouth and begins to preach his gospel.)
R.I.P: Serenity Valdez has been tryna run her mouth this whole week, from this to that and this to that. I’m not going to lie in saying it’s been pissing P off. Hearing this pompous bullshit from a make-believe “Reina” thinking she owns this shit, when she ain’t even close. I know damn well she wishes, and she is going to try and instill that vision upon everyone else in EAW. But P sees it, and I know how bullshit that is. I’m not here to listen to all of that shit between you and Ximena, you two ladies can settle that some other time. What I’m here to do right now is tell it straight, and that’s the fact that Serenity Valdez here isn’t going to make it out of this match alive.
(From there R.I.P makes his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, entering into the ring as he begins to make his way over to his corner. Serenity is clearly not listening, continuing to get ready and rolling her eyes while R.I.P continues to speak while taking his entrance gear off.)
R.I.P: There’s not much more to say other than that, and I’m out here tonight to prove what I say to be true. So if you don’t mind, ref, take this damn microphone and ring the bell.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is officially underway, with both Elitists making their way out of their respective corners and around the ring. Both of them are going to start this match off with a collar-and-elbow tie up- but before Serenity can fully execute it’s R.I.P who slaps the taste out of her mouth instantly! Serenity stumbles back, and you can tell, especially combined with the words that R.I.P had to say in his entrance, she is absolutely not happy.
Flannery McCoy: R.I.P this time attempts a forearm shot- But before that can happen it’s Serenity that grabs his arm before sending a kick aimed right towards his abdomen! He stumbles back as she pushes him against the ropes and sends him into an Irish whip! BEFORE SERENITY TURNS AROUND AND RUNS THE ROPES HERSELF BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE ABDOMEN OF R.I.P WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO ALL-FOURS!
Jake Mercer: P surely has to regret the sign of disrespect to start this match, WHILE SERENITY TURNS AROUND AND RUNS THE ROPES AGAIN GOING FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD- but before that can happen it’s R.I.P that manages to roll to his side leaving nobody home for Serenity to connect with! Both of them get up to their feet, BUT IT’S R.I.P THAT’S QUICKER STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT ACROSS SERENITY’S JAW!
Stew-O: Serenity crumbles down to the ground while R.I.P wastes no time beginning to stomp down on her repeatedly while he has the chance! R.I.P knows how big of a win this would be for him and also a chance to extend that 3-0 winning streak that he boasts about, so he’s using every opportunity he gets to make sure Serenity is kept down on the canvas. R.I.P brings Serenity up to her feet before sending her towards the ropes and back… LYING IN WAIT FOR A LARIAT-
Flannery McCoy: But before that can happen it’s Serenity that manages to duck under it before using the momentum to run to the opposite pair of ropes- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BACK ELBOW BY R.I.P WHICH DROPS HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! R.I.P now turns around while Serenity is down, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A KNEE DROP TO HER FACE!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen it’s ‘La Reina’ that manages to roll out of the way this time! Serenity continues to roll over to the ropes where she pulls herself up to her feet, ONLY FOR R.I.P TO GET UP HIMSELF AND RUN TOWARDS SERENITY LOOKING TO CONNECT HIS BOOT AGAINST HER FACE! But Serenity manages to move out of the way this time, R.I.P’s leg is trapped momentarily against the ropes… BUT AS SOON AS HE RECOVERS HE’S MET WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI BY SERENITY CONNECTING RIGHT AGAINST HIS CHEST WHICH SENDS HIM STUMBLING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Serenity isn’t done as she waits for R.I.P to be right in position… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LAUNCHING INTO THE AIR TAKING ‘THE STREET DOCTOR’ DOWN WITH A BULLDOG! SERENITY ROLLS R.I.P ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR AN EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT R.I.P KICKS OUT BEFORE TWO! Serenity is right back up to her feet grabbing a hold of R.I.P and bringing him up as well, BEFORE THROWING HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK LOOKING TO EXECUTE A STANDING SPANISH FLY- R.I.P barely manages to save himself though, beginning to slam elbow after elbow against the side of her head before she can execute! Serenity’s grip is loosened as that gives R.I.P time to step back, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR TAKING SERENITY DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!
Jake Mercer: Serenity is grounded while R.I.P begins to go absolutely ham on her with brutal lefts and rights! Those fists are just raining down as the only thing Serenity can do at the moment is bring up her forearms in hopes of blocking it! It’s not foolproof though as it’s clearly doing a number on her, AND R.I.P LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE ON THAT SHOOTING OFF OF THE GROUND AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR BEFORE CRUSHING HER WITH A SENTON!
Stew-O: WHICH CONNECTS! Serenity crushes under the weight as R.I.P pops up to his feet, he’s on fire right now and he needs to make sure he keeps this going before Serenity can turn it around. R.I.P now turning around and beginning to make his way up to the top turnbuckle. Serenity is still down on the ground and right now this is absolutely not a situation that she wants to be in… R.I.P LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A DIVING LEG DROP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY WHILE R.I.P CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE CANVAS! He definitely did not expect that to happen as he turns around- ONLY TO BE MET WITH SERENITY RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH EL ULTIMO BAILE! RUNNING SINGLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS TAKING R.I.P DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SERENITY QUICKLY ROLLS HIM OVER AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHR-
Jake Mercer: BUT R.I.P MANAGES TO SHOOT HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE! R.I.P showing that he still has some fight left in him but right now that’s making Serenity a very unhappy person. I bet she expected to come out of this match with an easy victory but right now R.I.P is proving to her why that’s the opposite of what she’s going to get.
Stew-O: Serenity is wasting zero time though mounting on top of him before raining down vicious palm strikes towards his face! R.I.P doesn’t have much time to recover as ‘La Reina’ is showing how relentless she can be in a situation like this! But before she can continue her assault any further though, R.I.P brings his arms upward and grips onto the ropes forcing the referee to intervene and force a break between the two of them!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity reluctantly gets up but as soon as she’s back up to her feet she begins to approach him- ONLY FOR R.I.P TO ROLL OVER AND EXECUTE A DROP TOE HOLD TO TAKE SERENITY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH HIM! Serenity wasted zero time rolling away to the apron and using the ropes to bring herself back up, but that gives R.I.P more than enough time to recover as well as he gets back up to his feet inside the ring… BEFORE STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO SERENITY KNOCKING HER OFF OF THE APRON AND TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: R.I.P leans against the ropes trying to keep himself upright, meanwhile Serenity has fallen against the barricade and is using that to get herself back up to her feet. R.I.P realizes what he needs to do, turning around and beginning to run to the ropes and back… BEFORE SOARING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONCE AGAIN TAKING SERENITY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: That’s a surprise and right now a situation that she does not want to be in, especially this late into the match. R.I.P is back up to his feet as he completely ignores the reaction the crowd is giving him, clutching onto Serenity and beginning to heave her back up to her feet. Serenity is obviously not going to go down without a fight- BUT R.I.P MUFFLES HER BY SLAMMING HER FACE FIRST UP AGAINST THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: R.I.P now rolling Serenity into the ring and jumping up onto the apron, he sees an opportunity and now he’s going to take it to go high risk right about now! R.I.P is setting up… BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE GOING FOR A BEAUTIFUL FROG SPLASH- BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO GET THE KNEES UP JUST IN TIME! R.I.P is victim to a hard landing as he tries to desperately pull himself up, clutching his gut, and you can see the pain that’s all over his face right now… ONLY FOR SERENITY TO LAUNCH INTO THE AIR AND GO FOR A METEORA TO THE HEAD OF R.I.P!
Jake Mercer: But that’s something that R.I.P can avoid barely managing to move out of the way as Serenity is sent tumbling down to the ground! Despite everything, it’s R.I.P that shows that he still has some fight left in him right now. He knows how much this match will mean for his career and he’s going to make the most of it while he can. Serenity is up on a knee- BUT DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME TO RECUPERATE AS R.I.P SPRINTS AT FULL SPEED AND CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL RUNNING KNEE PRIMED RIGHT TOWARDS HER NOSE TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: This leaves Serenity in perfect position as R.I.P grabs her by the hair and tugs her up to her feet, beginning to set her up for something big… CONNECTING WITH ‘INSANO’! THE LIFTING SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT DROPS SERENITY VALDEZ DOWN ON HER HEAD AS R.I.P ROLLS HER ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS SPELL THE END FOR ‘LA REINA’ RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S SERENITY THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT THIS TIME! THIS MATCH STILL CONTINUES! You can see the distraught look on R.I.P’s face when he sits up, he definitely did not expect Serenity to power out of that as narrowly as she did. But right now I think he understands that he could possibly be at the cusp of victory if he keeps this going. R.I.P clutching onto Serenity’s arm before bringing her up to her feet, throwing her towards the corner in an Irish whip! Serenity is backed up while R.I.P gets a running start… GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HER FACE!
Jake Mercer: WHICH CONNECTS! Serenity is stunned even further as from there R.I.P begins to absolutely stomp a mudhole as he slams his boot repeatedly into her abdomen trying to force her down to a seated position in the corner, and you already know if you’re Serenity Valdez you do not want to be in a position like this one! It’s not like she has much of a choice though as she finds herself seated against the bottom turnbuckle pad, with R.I.P taking the opportunity taking a whole loop around… BEFORE GOING FOR A RUNNING FACE WASH TOWARDS THE FACE OF SERENITY TO KNOCK HER OUT COLD!
Stew-O: But it’s Serenity that manages to move out of the way of that just in time! That leaves R.I.P to collide with the turnbuckles and you can see the pain on his face as he clutches onto his chest and makes an attempt to stumble out of the corner- ONLY FOR SERENITY TO GRAB HIM BY THE HEAD AND SET HIM UP SPINNING HIM AROUND AND SPIKING HIM DOWN HEADFIRST WITH A TORNADO DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity now turning around, realizing that she’s primed to go for a top rope move of her own while R.I.P is down on the ground. R.I.P is still trying his best to recover as the pained look on his face tells all… BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T SEE RIGHT NOW IS SERENITY LAUNCHING OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CRUSHING R.I.P WITH A FROG SPLASH OF HER OWN! WHICH CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: Serenity bounces off of the ground due to the sheer impact and you could only imagine how R.I.P feels as well! R.I.P quickly rolls to the center of the ring as he knows the type of danger he’s in, meanwhile Serenity finds herself making her way towards the corner and leaning against it for leverage while R.I.P desperately tries to find a way to get back up to his feet. You know that he’s going to have to pull out something huge to turn the tides right now as it looks like Serenity is going to finish this right here and now! R.I.P is up to a knee while Serenity begins to adjust her kneepad…
Stew-O: SERENITY GOING FOR ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’! RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF R.I.P’S HEAD WHICH COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! WILL THIS CONNECT?!
Flannery McCoy: NO! NOT YET! R.I.P collapses back down to the canvas leaving nobody home for Serenity as she stumbles forward and loses balance, dropping down to a knee! Serenity definitely did not expect that as it was made apparent to her that R.I.P was not going to be able to continue in this matchup- BUT SHE WAS DEFINITELY PROVEN WRONG IN THAT ASPECT AS R.I.P FROM BEHIND QUICKLY ROLLS HER UP! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT BY SERENITY! If this match ended by rollup well then I simply would not know what to do. But you can see the urgency on the face of Serenity as she scrambles back up to her feet- ONLY TO BE MET BY R.I.P WHO KICKS HER IN THE GUT BEFORE NAILING HER WITH A SNAP DDT! R.I.P wastes no time turning around and beginning to run to the ropes and back while Serenity is down on the ground trying to recover… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL FRONT FLIP SENTON WHICH CRUSHES SERENITY FROM BENEATH HIM!
Stew-O: R.I.P realizes that there’s not much time as he turns around and begins to make his way up to the top rope, Serenity is down on the mat and this might just be the only chance that he has right here! R.I.P LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE THIS TIME AND CRUSHING SERENITY WITH ‘RAINING BOOTS’! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS AS R.I.P COLLAPSES DOWN IN EXHAUSTION!
(R.I.P’s eyes are seen fluttering on the canvas as he reaches his arm in the air trying to find the power vesseled inside of him to make his way over and throw himself over Serenity for the pin attempt. But after everything that he’s been through right now, it’s clear that he doesn’t have much left in him, especially after connecting with his signature maneuver. He seems to be a hair away from pinning her shoulders down to the mat, but before he does his hands ball into a fist as he slams it down onto the canvas in frustration. It’s clear that he thinks it’s too late, and it’s simply not worth it to go for the pin now as he slowly begins to get back up to his feet and goes towards the corner…)
Flannery McCoy: R.I.P decides against the pin and instead decides to go for something else as he sets up Serenity in the corner, waiting for her to get back up to her feet as I think it’s kind of obvious what he might be going for right about now. Serenity manages to get back up to her feet and this is not good for ‘La Reina’…
Jake Mercer: R.I.P RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ‘REST IN PISS’! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO TAKE SERENITY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: NO! NO! SERENITY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS R.I.P SLIDES DOWN TO A KNEE-
Flannery McCoy: ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’! RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF R.I.P’S HEAD TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS SERENITY ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND DRAPES HERSELF OVER R.I.P! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ begins to blast through the speakers to a solid mixed reaction beginning to resonate through the speakers of the arena as Serenity Valdez rolls off of the body of R.I.P. She’s exasperated and has definitely seen better days, but right now she’s more pleased to have come out with the victory more than anything else as the referee makes her way over and checks on Serenity before helping her up to her feet. Her hand gets raised in victory as she begins to celebrate her win.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I guess the P in R.I.P stands for PAIN! Right guys?! Guys?!
Stew-O: And finally this match is over with, and it’s Serenity that manages to get her hand raised in victory! She was definitely put through hell in that matchup and there were some points when it definitely felt like losing was on the horizon for her. But ultimately, she managed to continue pushing through in the end and the fact of the matter is, she’s the one standing tall.
Flannery McCoy: Take nothing away from R.I.P in the process, especially with the record that he has under his belt in his first four matches, being 3-1 isn’t exactly the easiest feat. The skies the limit for someone like him and all he has to do is trust the process. But in the end, it’s Serenity that got the better of him and that’s something that he’s just going to have to live with. Nonetheless, congratulations to Serenity!
(Serenity rolls out of the ring and turns around, looking towards the ring as she spreads her arms out and closes her eyes, letting the crowd’s lukewarm reaction soak in for her. She then proceeds to turn around and begin to make her way towards the backstage area, as Friday Night Dynasty fades to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for EAW Battle of Egypt III: Alexandria Falls!)
( Friday Night Dynasty transitions back, and what a show it’s been so far! The camera is focused on the backstage area of the Don Haskins Center, where none other than former World Champion, Xander Payne is seen, miraculously, walking the halls, meandering without any purpose right now. At Reckless Wiring, the EAW Universe witnessed Xander and Interwire Champion Andre Walker do battle for the title. Through literal hellfire and brimstone, it would be Andre that ended up retaining in the highly-anticipated bout. Since then people have been wondering what’s next for Xander, and despite the scars that he bears from then and Shock Value, he seems to be here to answer that. Michael Belfort, esteemed interviewer and employee of the brand, seemingly has the same question on his mind though. He walks into shot with microphone in hand, stopping Xander in his tracks! )
Michael Belfort: Xander, Xander. I hope you don’t mind me stopping you. Would you mind answering some questions in regards to Reckless Wiring and what’s next for you?
Xander Payne: Sure Michael, sure. I’m going to pretend that’s not a way to rub salt in the wounds, and just answer the question that everyone has on their minds, and their lips. I’ve called Andre Walker a lot of things over the past couple weeks, and believe me I’m not going to take back a single thing. He may have gotten the better of me, and I’ll be the better man and admit that, but I still maintain that he’s a stupid asshole. He is still someone that is undeserving of the spotlight that he’s getting and even if it isn’t me, someone will knock him off his high horse anyway. As for me? Is it safe to say that… I don’t know? I put on this face for the crowd but truthfully I’ve been trying to find the answer to that question for days now, and I have nothing for you. The only thing I can really do from there, I guess, is just finding purpose. Pain For Pride is coming up and I’m not going to miss that for the world. My issue is, I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do there. Only thing I can really do is put on a happy face and pretend I have a plan, because I don’t. But if people think I do, maybe something will come my way. Excuse the pity parade, I really didn’t expect to lose.
Michael Belfort: So do you still see Xander Payne and Andre Walker facing again in the future?
Xander Payne: I do, I do. I’m going to get my revenge at some point and make sure things are different that time around with me standing tall. Despite that, not immediately of course, Andre seems to have gotten himself into a whole other debacle, maybe one where inserting myself into the picture isn’t the right call. So I’ll just have to shift my trajectory somewhere else. Where that may be? Don’t know, but maybe I can make some changes like I promised since my return, because especially with Andre Walker at the helm, Dynasty needs a lot of that. Regardless, Andre’s reckoning is coming, I will expose him eventually, but until then he can have his little win over me at Reckless Wiring. He might have made me pass out, but make no mistake about it Michael, when he and I meet again I’ll go at him twice as hard.
Michael Belfort: You touched on doing other things on Dynasty, I suppose that’s a good lead into the next question I had for you, what’s next for Xander Payne?
Xander Payne: Yeah, I’ve seen bits here and there. Apparently I’m a commodity, wins or losses. It’s right for people to question and imagine. Because no matter what went down at Reckless Wiring I am still integral to the success of this brand. So what’s next for Xander Payne? Who’s miserable life will he bless with his presence next, well I am sure that—
( Xander Payne drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes thrown out of an airplane. It’s SOSA Henderson! SOSA floored Xander Payne with a brutal elbow to the back of the head! Michael Belfort almost trips over himself fleeing the scene, as cameras pan back! SOSA Henderson grapples Xander on the ground, smashing forearm after forearm down onto Xander, who is offering the best defense he can while still dazed in the moment! )
SOSA Henderson: You thought I forgot, you fat-ass Canadian motherfucker?!
( SOSA Henderson is beating Xander Payne into the hard flooring at this point! Not mixing up his attacks, just driving the point of his elbow into Xander’s half-hearted guard! Xander manages to catch a break, rolling himself over and clambering to the wall. He turns around.. INTO A VICIOUS SUPERKICK FROM SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA MEASURES XANDER UP AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THE WALL.. STOLE YO’ BITCH! THE JUMPING CUTTER! Xander isn’t able to offer any intelligent defense, still stunned and caught off-guard from SOSA’s attack! The former World Heavyweight champion drops to the floor once again. SOSA Henderson stands over his prone body, shouting and screaming explicits! )
SOSA Henderson: I ain’t forget what you did to me! You made one mistake and that’s not taking me out for good! I might not have beaten Viz, but make no mistake about it I’m gonna deliver the ass-whooping of a lifetime on your bitch ass!
( Xander begins to stir on the floor, but SOSA cuts that out with a stiff, hellacious kick to the ribs! SOSA, who looks proud of his work, gestures dusting off his shoulder over Xander’s fallen frame. Referees and other officials can be heard down the hallway, the patterning of footsteps and general shouting echoing around the halls. SOSA Henderson decides to leave before he’s caught in the act, delivering a modicum of revenge for what Xander Payne did to him prior to Road to Redemption! The shot ends with SOSA making off before the officials get here, cameras panning in on the fallen figure of Xander Payne, whining and stirring on the floor.)
(A commercial airs announcing that you won’t get a PS5 until at least 2025.)
(‘Voices’ by Motionless In White begins to blast throughout the Arena, as an explosion of cheers fills the room at the site of Alex Myers! Alex, not giving much care to respond to the reaction given, begins to walk down the Rampway, as they make their way over to the Commentary Table. They take a seat, and grab a Headset, putting it on.)
Stew-O: We are being joined here by the Number One Contender to the EAW New Breed Championship, Alex Myers!!
Flannery McCoy: It is great to have you here, Alex!
Jake Mercer: Is it-
Alex Myers: Shut up, Jake. It’s great to be here.
(The Camera would then pan to the Ring, as Ring Announcer Stephie Love can be seen with a Microphone in hand!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR..THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘Martyr’ by Yasuharu Takanashi/YAIBA begins to blast throughout the Arena, as Cloud Stryfe walks through the curtain to an amazing response of explosive cheers! Cloud Stryfe, looking more focused than ever, would begin to walk down the Rampway, interacting with fans before he would roll into the Ring. He poses before backing into his Corner, looking more ready than ever.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, HE IS THE CHALLENGER…RESIDING FROM TORONTO, CANADA…WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS…HE CALLS HIMSELF THE
KEY TO THE FUTURE’…CLOUD STRYFE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week at Reckless Wiring, Cloud Stryfe, who now calls himself the ‘Key To The Future’, went into the FPV, and would win the Showcase Ladder Match, pulling down the Key to victory!
Flannery McCoy: And now just a week later, he is challenging for the New Breed Championship against Champion Jon Kelton, and is looking to prove his Nickname to be correct; that he IS the Key To The Future.
Jake Mercer: Can Cloud Stryfe go to the..CLOUDS!! And win the New Breed Championship tonight??!! :mjlol:!
(As ‘Martyr’ fades away in the distance, ‘Last Strike’ by Polo G beings to play throughout the Arena, the reaction from the Fans in attendance completely shifting to that of a roar of boos, as the New Breed Champion Jon Kelton, along with Londyn Zelaya would walk through the curtain! Kelton looks as confident as ever, as he walks down to the Ring, climbing up the steps and entering the Ring as he holds his New Breed Championship in the air, making sure to taunt Alex Myers in the process.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…RESIDING FROM DALLAS, TEXAS…WEIGHING IN AT 212 POUNDS…HE IS THE CURRENT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…THE ‘CHOSEN ONE’…JON KELTON!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MY MAN!!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton is just getting off a successful Championship defense against Danny Tanner in a Spidernet Barbed Wire DeathMatch at Reckless Wiring, and now the next week, he must defend it against Cloud Stryfe!
Stew-O: Jon Kelton has been here quite a while now, so he knows his way around the Ring, and he knows what he has to do in situations like these. I wouldn’t count out the New Breed Champion here tonight, especially considering the wave of momentum he has!
Alex Myers: Yeah, he has been here for quite a while..a while too long.
(Jon Kelton would hand the Referee the New Breed Championship, ‘Last Strike’ fading out in the distance as the Referee holds the Championship up in the air, before handing it to the Timekeeper as this Match gets underway!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS UNDERWAY–
Flannery McCoy: CLOUD STRYFE JUST CAUGHT THE CHAMPION WITH A DROPKICK! JON KELTON FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AND STRYFE IS RUNNING AT HIM..PENALTY KICK! PENALTY KICK TO THE SKULL! KELTON IS OUT AND STRYFE IS PINNING THE CHAMPION!
Alex Myers: :roman:
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHH—
Jake Mercer: The Champion kicks out! Cloud Stryfe has a hot start here, and I don’t think he’s willing to let go of it! Stryfe is continuing to pumble Jon Kelton with lefts and rights! Cloud got the early advantage, nearly putting away the Champion so early, and I don’t think he’s down!
Stew-O: Cloud pulls Jon Kelton back up to his feet..and connects with a slap right across the face! Kelton is pissed off! KELTON RUNS AT CLOUD BUT HE GETS OUT OF DODGE-
Flannery McCoy: Snap Suplex out of nowhere from Jon Kelton, and Cloud Stryfe lands right on his head, completely halting his momentum! This Match has been fast-paced since the get go, and it hasn’t even gotten deep into the Match yet! Kelton drags Cloud back up to his feet, and connects with another Snap Suplex!
Alex Myers: Seems that Jon Kelton is a bit frustrated after that opening start, nearly losing his Championship that quickly. But if that was me in Cloud’s place, you would already be seeing a new New Breed Champion. :whew:
Jake Mercer: Kelton now brings Cloud Stryfe back up to his feet, and would throw him to the ropes! Cloud runs off the ropes, and is about to run right into his fate..
Stew-O: NO! Cloud rolls right out of dodge, before running right back at the New Breed Champion, catching him with an over the shoulder armdrag! Both elitists instantly get back up to their feet, but it’s Cloud who tries to take control of the opening, just grabbing Kelton’s arm and wrenching it, which forces Kelton to drop back to the mat!
Flannery McCoy: Cloud is able to hold Jon Kelton in an all fours position- CLOUD WENT FOR ANOTHER PENALTY KICK! CLOUD WENT FOR ANOTHER PENALTY KICK BUT THE CHAMPION KNOWS BETTER THIS TIME, MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABBING THE LEG OF CLOUD, PULLING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Jon Kelton now just stomps right in the face of Cloud Stryfe! Kelton has been caught off guard twice now in this Match, and he doesn’t like it! Jon drags Cloud back up to his feet, and he is looking to put this away! SPOILER ALERT CONNECTS!!
Alex Myers: NO IT DOESN’T!
Flannery McCoy: STRYFE IS ABLE TO PULL KELTON OVER HIS SHOULDER BEFORE THE SPOILER ALERT COULD CONNECT! KELTON GETS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET..BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A STIFF PUNCH RIGHT TO THE JAW!
Stew-O: THE “KEY TO THE FUTURE” IS OVERWHELMING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HERE! Jon Kelton falls right back down to his knee, and Cloud Stryfe goes to drag him back up, and connects with a thunderous knife edge chop right to the chest of Kelton!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton didn’t like that however, and he connects with a knife edge chop of his own! That knocked the wind out of Cloud Stryfe, and now Kelton is running the ropes..AND A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! Kelton is going for a cover here!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: A KICKOUT BY CLOUD STRYFE! Kelton thought he had it right there, but Cloud is not going to back down from this opportunity, and he should know that! Kelton locks a headlock onto the Challenger, and now he’s just wrenching it in, trying to stop any breathing room for him!
Stew-O: Alex, out of these two Elitists going at it tonight, who would you want to face more for the New Breed Championship?
Alex Myers: I really like Cloud Stryfe, he has a bright future ahead of him, but right now? I just want to make sure that I kick Jon Kelton’s ass and take away the New Breed Championship from him- BUT THAT MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HAPPEN!
Jake Mercer: CLOUD ROLLS JON KELTON OFF HIM, AND INTO A ROLLUP! CLOUD CAN WIN RIGHT HERE!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KELTON ONCE AGAIN ALMOST JUST LOST HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP, AND IT’S LIKE THE MORE THAT HE GETS CAUGHT IN THESE SCENARIOS, THE MORE PISSED OFF HE BECOMES! THEY ARE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, AND KELTON RUNS OFF THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARDING!!
Stew-O: CLOUD STRYFE GOT CAUGHT RIGHT IN THE JAW! Jon Kelton caught the Challenger with a Springboard Knee Strike, and now he has him right where he wants him! It seems that now all Kelton wants to do is mock and taunt Alex Myers, as Cloud gets hit right in the head with a Roundhouse Kick!
Alex Myers: You know, if there is something that I can like about Jon Kelton, it’s how he always wants to prove he’s the best..too bad he would always end up failing in the end.
Jake Mercer: Since beating Amir Yusuf for the New Breed Championship back on Showdown in 2021, Kelton has always been out to be the best New Breed Champion in it’s lineage, and he isn’t going to let the Title go tonight, as he is just kicking away at Cloud Stryfe right now, quite literally treating him like he’s nothing.
Flannery McCoy: Kelton brings Stryfe back up to his feet..AND A SLAP RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! Stryfe falls down to a knee as Kelton gets in his payback from the slap by Stryfe earlier in the Match, as Kelton runs off the ropes..
Stew-O: STRYFE WENT FOR ANOTHER ROLLUP, BUT KELTON SAW IT COMING THIS TIME, STOPPING RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS BEFORE STOMPING RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF CLOUD! Cloud Stryfe is trying to get in more openings here, but Jon just isn’t allowing it! Jon Kelton brings his challenger back up to his feet, as he goes for a suplex-
Jake Mercer: STRYFE FIGHTS OUT OF IT! Cloud Stryfe is kneeing the New Breed Champion right in the head, and that forces him to drop him down! Cloud now grabs Kelton by the arm..SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT KELTON IS STILL MOVING AROUND..
Flannery McCoy: ANKLE LOCK! CLOUD HAS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IN AN ANKLE LOCK, AND HE KEEPS WRENCHING ON THE ANKLE! KELTON HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!
Stew-O: JON KELTON IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE ROPES, BUT HE JUST CAN’T! CLOUD DROPS DOWN AND THE ANKLE LOCK IS NOW IN FULL EFFECT! KELTON MIGHT HAVE TO TAP HERE! WE MIGHT BE WITNESSING BEFORE OUR EYES CLOUD STRYFE BECOMING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: I THINK KELTON IS GOING TO TAP!
Flannery McCoy: KELTON HAS HIS HAND IN THE AIR! HE’S GOING TO TAP! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW NEW BREED CHAMPION–
Stew-O: LONDYN! LONDYN ZELAYA JUST PUSHED THE ROPES CLOSER AND IN REACH OF KELTON, ALLOWING HIM TO GET THE ROPES TO CAUSE THE ROPEBREAK, AND THE REFEREE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!
Alex Myers: :francis:
Jake Mercer: :wow: You can see the frustration on the face of Cloud Stryfe as he is instantly forced to let go of the Ankle Lock, and is also forced to give Kelton some breathing room as the Referee holds him back-
Stew-O: JON KELTON JUST CAUGHT CLOUD STRYFE WITH A ROLLING CUTTER! KELTON CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT ROLLING CUTTER AND HE’S GOING FOR A COVER LOOKING TO RETAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: Cloud Stryfe finds a way to kick out again, but Jon Kelton ain’t finished! KELTON IS PICKING STRYFE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND LOOKS TO ATTEMPT THE SPOILER ALERT ONCE AGAIN! IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!!
Stew-O: STRYFE IS ABLE TO HOLD ON AGAIN! STRYFE KICKS JON RIGHT IN THE GUT, BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE CORNER..CORNER DROPKICK!!
Jake Mercer: BUT HIS FEET DON’T KICK THE TARGET! Stryfe falls down, but gets right up, but Kelton rushes him in the corner and just throws him over the top rope and down to the outside! If this was the Grand Rampage Match, Cloud Stryfe would be EEEEEEELIMATED!! :mjlol:!!!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:
Stew-O: :mjpls:
Alex Myers: Jake man. :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Back to the action?
Flannery McCoy: Fortunately, as it seems that Jon Kelton is going to follow Cloud Stryfe to the outside, AND HE CONNECTS WITH AN APRON KICK! Cloud goes down hard as Kelton jumps off the apron, and he just starts to lay the punches to Stryfe, making sure that he will stay down, but the Referee is starting the count inside the Ring!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The New Breed Champion still ain’t letting go, as he brings Cloud Stryfe back up to his feet, and rams him head first into the Ringpost!..AND THEN CLOUD WALKS RIGHT INTO A GERMAN RELEASE SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Cloud Stryfe seems to be out of it, but I don’t think that Jon Kelton realizes that the count is still going!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I think that Jon Kelton now knows to get in the Ring, and to maybe retain his Championship by Countout as he goes to roll into the Ring-
Flannery McCoy: CLOUD STRYFE GRABBED JON KELTON BY HIS FOOT, AND HE ISN’T ALLOWING THE CHAMP TO GET INTO THE RING! THE COUNT IS STILL GOING AND CLOUD SHOULD KNOW THAT IF THIS ENDS IN A DOUBLE COUNTOUT, KELTON RETAINS!!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: STRYFE PULLS KELTON OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE FLOOR DOWN BELOW! CLOUD NOW DIVES INTO THE RING, BUT REMEMBER THERE’S THE CHAMPIONSHIP ADVANTAGE, IF KELTON LOSES BY COUNTOUT HE RETAINS!
SEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: JON KELTON IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF GETTING BACK INTO THE RING! HE IS GOING TO RETAIN BY CHAMPION’S ADVANTAGE!!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex Myers: STRYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CLOUD STRYFE JUST JUMPED ONTO THE TOP ROPE!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN———-
Jake Mercer: STRYFE BROKE THE COUNT!
Stew-O: CLOUD STRYFE JUST TOOK TO THE SKY, HITTING A DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION ONTO THE OUTSIDE, BREAKING THE COUNT AS HE DRAGS KELTON UP TO HIS FEET AND THROWS HIM IN THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: STRYFE CLIMBS UP ONTO THE APRON TO GET INTO THE RING- KELTON JUST KICKED THE ROPES AND IT IMPACTED INTO CLOUD’S KNEES, FORCING HIM TO BUCKLE AND JUST TUMBLE INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Jon Kelton drags Cloud Stryfe back up, and he goes right behind him..KELTON ATTEMPTS THE SPOILER ALERT FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THIS MATCH..AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!! SPOILER ALERT! KELTON DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE—
Alex Myers: HE KICKED OUT!
Stew-O: CLOUD STRYFE KICKED OUT OF THE SPOILER ALERT, AND LOOK AT THE PISSED OFF EXPRESSION OF JON KELTON! You would think that after three attempts at the Spoiler Alert, Cloud Stryfe making sure to stay out of dodge of it, the moment that move was hit, it would be over, but NO! Cloud stays in this Match and Kelton is NOT happy about it!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton pulls Cloud Stryfe back up by his hair, and it looks like he is just staring a HOLE through Alex Myers who is here with us right now!
Jon Kelton: (Off-Mic) Anything you can do…I can do better.
Stew-O: Kelton just pulls Stryfe back down to his feet, and..
Alex Myers: No way.
Jake Mercer: DOCTOR SLEEP!!!
Alex Myers: :mjlol:!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: JON KELTON JUST ATTEMPTED DOCTOR SLEEP BUT HE COMPLETELY MISSED IT! STRYFE MAKES HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS KELTON IS DOWN ON HIS KNEES..PHANTOM PAIN!!!!
Stew-O: KELTON IS ABLE TO DODGE IT-
Jake Mercer: BUT HE CAN’T DODGE THAT SHOOT KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER! CLOUD IS CONNECTING WITH RAPID SPEED REPEATED SHOOT KICKS!
Flannery McCoy: AND ONE LAST SHOOT KICK TAKES KELTON DOWN! JON KELTON IS OUT OF IT! CLOUD STRYFE IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—-
Stew-O: ANOTHER KICK OUT BY JON KELTON! The Champion is not going to go down here tonight, and you can tell just how much hope Cloud Stryfe really has left to win this Match! He has tried everything, and it hasn’t been enough-
Jake Mercer: PHANTOM KICK!!!!! JON KELTON WAS GETTING BACK TO HIS KNEES, AND CLOUD STRYFE JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED KELTON WITH THAT KICK! STRYFE FALLS INTO ANOTHER COVER!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: JON KELTON JUST GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! KELTON JUST ESCAPED LOSING HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT THERE! THESE TWO WENT THROUGH HELL AND BACK AT RECKLESS WIRING IN THEIR RESPECTIVE MATCHES, AND NOW THEY ARE GOING THROUGH HELL AND BACK HERE ON DYNASTY FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! AND IT’S ALMOST LIKE ALL HOPE HAS BEEN LOST FOR CLOUD STRYFE!
Alex Myers: Really? I think he just found the next spark he needed.
(As the Camera zooms into Cloud Stryfe, you can see his hopeless expression turn into a smile.)
Alex Myers: He knows that he has now gotten Jon Kelton to the point of desperation — that Kelton now needs to use the ropes, and anything else to break the Pins and Submissions to stay in this Match. If Cloud can hit a big move on Kelton, and get him away from the ropes, we will be seeing a new New Breed Champion!
Stew-O: Alex Myers might be right here, as Cloud Stryfe is pulling Jon Kelton to the middle of the Ring. Stryfe makes sure to stomp Kelton right in the gut to keep him down, as it seems he is climbing to the top rope! CLOUD STRYFE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE HEAVENS AS HE CONNECTS WITH A FROG SPLASH!!!
Jake Mercer: THE KNEES! JON KELTON GOT THE KNEES UP AND CLOUD LANDED RIGHT ON THEM! KELTON NOW ROLLS THE CHALLENGER UP-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT HUH?? STRYFE ROLLS OUT OF THAT AND IS ABLE TO TURN THE ROLLUP INTO HIS FAVOR! NEW CHAMPION!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: JON KELTON MANAGES TO GET OUT OF IT, AND NOW HE GRABS CLOUD STRYFE..AND NOW HE TURNS THE ROLLUP INTO *HIS* FAVOR!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: CLOUD STRYFE KICKSOUT! CLOUD KICKED OUT! THEY ARE BOTH UP TO THEIR FEET-
Flannery McCoy: FINAL ATONEMENT! FINAL ATONEMENT! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!
Stew-O: NO!! CLOUD MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND KELTON CRASHED AND BURNED! KELTON IS ON HIS KNEES- PHANTOM PAIN ONCE MORE!!
Alex Myers: FUCK!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOW IT’S KELTON’S TURN TO MOVE OUT OF DODGE- HE’S PULLING CLOUD DOWN, AND HE’S LOOKING FOR ETHER! THE CROSSFACE IS IN!!
Stew-O: NOPE! CLOUD STRYFE GETS AWAY FROM IT, AND ROLLS AWAY AND BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS JON KELTON DOES THE SAME- BUT CLOUD STRYFE GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAMPION..STRAWBERRY RIPTIDE! THE RIPCORD LARIAT LANDS RIGHT ON TARGET!!!
Jake Mercer: LET ME JUMP ON THIS; NO IT DOES NOT!!! :mjgrin: JON KELTON IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF CLOUD’S GRASP AND HE ROLLS RIGHT OUT OF THE RING TO SAFETY! THE RING SMARTS OF OUR NEW BREED CHAMPION-
Flannery McCoy: CLOUD STRYFE IS RUNNING THE ROPES!! SUICIDE DIVE TO JON KELTON!!
Stew-O: JON KELTON JUST MOVED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SUICIDE DIVE, AND CAUGHT CLOUD’S ARM WHILE HE WAS IN MID FLIGHT! CLOUD GOES DOWN HARD AS KELTON DROPS DOWN WITH HIM..ETHER! THE CROSSFACE IS IN, BUT IT’S IN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING! He is damaging Cloud as much as he can so when he throws him back in that Ring, it’s easy pickings, and it seems that is what he is going to do! Kelton has the Crossface in deep, as it seems the Referee is going to be forced to start another count!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton now lets go of the Crossface, as he pulls Cloud Stryfe back up to his feet, and throws him into the Ring!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Jon Kelton now gets back in the Ring, breaking the count and he is just stalking his challenger as Cloud Stryfe tries to get back up to his feet-
Jake Mercer: CLOUD IS BACK UP! CLOUD IS BACK UP AND HE HAS KELTON..POPUP KNEE STRIKE! JON KELTON’S LIGHTS ARE OUT AS CLOUD STRYFE NOW DRAGS KELTON BACK UP TO HIS FEET..ZERO DOWN DRIVER!!!
Alex Myers: And..he’s down.
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Cloud Stryfe tried to go for the Zero Down Driver, that Pedigree looking to win the New Breed Championship, but he just collapsed, not being able to get any impact with it at all! Jon Kelton and Cloud Stryfe are both down and out, as this New Breed Championship Match has been absolutely insane from the get go!
(The Referee is confused on what to do, but when he goes to start the count, with Jon Kelton and Cloud Stryfe both down and out inside the Ring..movement is made.)
Stew-O: CLOUD STRYFE IS MOVING! THE “KEY TO THE FUTURE” IS USING THE ROPES TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET..AND HE’S UP!
(Cloud Stryfe, now looking down at a laid out Jon Kelton, pulls him up to his feet..looking to win the New Breed Championship, in his last resort..)
Jake Mercer: Cloud is pulling Jon Kelton back up to his feet! You can see that Jon Kelton is knocked out cold from that popup Knee Strike, and now Cloud Stryfe finally has the Champion in position…HE CONNECTS WITH THE ZERO DOWN DRIVER! IT’S IT-
Alex Myers: At least he tried.
Flannery McCoy: JON KELTON WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND HE CAUGHT CLOUD STRYFE WITH THE FINAL ATONEMENT! IT’S OVER! CLOUD STRYFE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AND JON KELTON JUST FALLS INTO A COVER!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Last Strike’ begins to blast throughout the Arena, which is given a very negative reaction of explosive boos, as Jon Kelton would slowly make it back up to his feet, still feeling the affects from the match he had just went through. Londyn Zelaya would then enter the Ring, as the Referee holds up Jon Kelton’s arm, Alex Myers can be seen leaving the Commentary Table.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STILLLLLL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…JON KELTON!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a Match here tonight, and a successful Title defense for Jon Kelton!
Stew-O: Cloud Stryfe brought his absolute all into this Match, and he has once again proved that he is a future star in this Company, but tonight just wasn’t his night!
Jake Mercer: AND STILL! AND STILL! AND STILL- :comeagain:
(The Camera would pan to Ringside, as Alex Myers can be seen, the New Breed Championship in hand. Jon Kelton can be seen inside the Ring, giving a disgusted face as Alex Myers would then roll into the Ring. They would walk up to Kelton, before extending their arm out with the Championship, as Kelton forcefully takes it out of their hand.)
Stew-O: Jon Kelton is walking out of Dynasty tonight with the New Breed Championship, but now he must deal with Alex Myers, whenever that Match may be!
Alex Myers: (Off-Mic) I’ll see you soon..”Champ”.
(Jon Kelton cracks a smile, going face to face with Alex Myers, as he raises the New Breed Championship in the air. However, Alex is not focused on Kelton whatsoever, as they just stare at the Championship, the Camera fading away as this is the final shot before the commercial.)
(The scene fades to Dynasty interviewer, Michael Belfort backstage, standing behind a Dynasty red backdrop.)
Michael Belfort: It’s been an action-packed episode of Dynasty tonight, but before we move on to our next match, we are joined here by two men, who won their first FPV match in five years back at Reckless Wiring. Now, looking forward to the future are the three-time Unified Tag Team Champions… The High Rollerz!
(The crowd is heard giving a mixed reception for the record three-time Unified Tag Team Champions, The High Rollerz. Jack Ripley and David Davidson stand on each side of Michael Belfort with calm and optimistic looks on their faces. After pulling off the victory against The Golden Guns, the two of them are looking forward to moving on from the situation and setting their sights on the next task on hand.)
Michael Belfort: Jack, David, belated congratulations on your victory over The Golden Guns at Reckless Wiring. I thought it was an excellent match that showcased what tag team wrestling is all about. I think that everyone would like to know your thoughts and emotions surrounding the match? How do you feel about winning your first tag team match since 2018?
Jack Ripley: Well, is anyone really shocked that we defeated The Golden Guns at Reckless Wiring? I told everyone that the match at Reckless Wiring was nothing more than a victory to be claimed by The High Rollerz. I told them that as long as The High Rollerz were back in the tag team division, there was no way that things were going to work out for them. Whatever cute, little aspirations that they had of becoming Unified Tag Team Championships was going down the shitter the moment that The High Rollerz returned to EAW. To pretend that those were ever supposed to be relevant to our story was nothing more than ridiculous because I never looked at Johnny Andrews or Solomon Stane as anything worth my time and attention. I can’t seem to understand what The Golden Guns were thinking when it came to picking a fight with the most cohesive and collective unit that professional wrestling has ever seen. The Golden Guns were out of their minds thinking that they ever stood a chance against us. We were able to go into Reckless Wiring, give people a dose of the type of competition that all of these other tag teams can expect when going up against us, and give them the ass beating that they rightfully deserve. I’m someone that does not like to have their time wasted and this entire situation with the Golden Guns was a waste of time, but we’re done with entertaining whatever bullshit they put out, they lost and that’s the end of the story.
David Davidson: Now, that’s all that it was ever supposed to be. There’s nothing more and nothing less. Johnny and Solomon are left doing the only thing that we’ve been trying to encourage this entire time and just move along. It’s nothing complicated. Just put one foot in front of the other. You know? Like that one song from “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.” They had their fifteen minutes of fame with going up against the hottest tag team in EAW History, but it’s up now. It was a good run for those two, but it’s not something that I am looking to revisit anytime soon now. Since coming back, we’ve been trying to tell everyone that we’re the best tag team in the division and there should be no question on the matter. I mean, have we told you all about our accolades? 2017 Tag Team of the year, three-time Unified Tag Team Champion — more than any other team in the history of this company. We are the one tag team that causes all of these makeshift tag teams to get made because they know that their homegrown tag teams aren’t enough to stop us. Just because it’s a different year, it’s supposed to make that statement any less true? No, it’s still true. All fax, no printer, and if this is the competition that the tag team division has, then, I think that fourth reign is going to be coming sooner than later.
Michael Belfort: Obviously, the two of you made it aware that you do inspire to go for a fourth reign as Unified Tag Team Championships —
David Davidson: We just told you. Don’t you listen? Does no one listen around here? 🙄
Jack Ripley: That’s always been an issue around here, dude. People love to hear themselves talk.
David Davidson: I don’t know if I can take this, dude. :francis:
Jack Ripley: Nah, we don’t want a fourth title reign –Duh! That was always the goal, Michael. In fact, that’s what’s in our minds right now.
(The High Rollerz place their focus on the camera because the next thing said is more than going to be a message that they want to send straight to who the message is for.)
Jack Ripley: We’re not going to be the ones to waste much time, so we’re calling you out, Haircare Kings to a Unified Tag Team Championship match.
Michael Belfort: :damn: :damn: :damn:
(The crowd is heard losing their mind in the background. This is the one match that they’ve been waiting to see since The High Rollerz united back at King of Elite. The possibility of them returning to EAW for that fourth championship reign was something that intrigued everyone’s mind and here is The High Rollerz, looking to make all of that into a possibility. It won’t be a wonderful thing to add to #EAW15 and something that would mean a lot to them, especially knowing that Pain for Pride is in their hometown this year.)
David Davidson: I know, it’s a huge proclamation to call out the Unified Tag Team Champions. Some big boy stuff around here, but I and Jack can handle that. We’re not ducking from what is supposed to be the top tag team in the division at the moment. To The High Rollerz, they’re nothing more than another makeshift tag team that has gotten in the way of The High Rollers and their road to the tippy top of the tag team division. Now, it’s a matter of whether or not they’re man enough to accept, which is something that we’ll have to find out.
Jack Ripley: The ball is in the champions’ court and whatever happens next is up to them. We threw the ball at them. We showed them that we aren’t backing down from any sort of challenge. If they want competition, they got competition in The High Rollerz. Our endgame was always to end up across the ring from the two of them and now, this is how we’re going to go about it.
David Davidson: What Jack said.
Michael Belfort: Well, we’ll see if The Haircare Kings have any response to the challenge that you threw out, but let’s head to the ring for the next match! High Rollerz, thank you for your time! Now, let’s head back to the ring with Stephie Love for our next match!
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into a shot of the Don Haskins Center where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand ready to announce the next match at hand!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to blast through the PA system to the loud cheers of the crowd while the camera goes over to the stage. Terry Chambers is seen making his way out from the backstage area, as motivated as ever as he stands at the center of the stage with a serious expression embedded on his face. He takes a moment to let it all sink in, looking around, before making his way towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 257 pounds… ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes Terry Chambers who is coming off of a big win against Alex Myers last week at Reckless Wiring in a Pure Wrestling Rules match. You can tell that brings him an immense level of satisfaction, and now he’s looking to ride that wave of momentum all the way to the finish line, looking to get to Pain For Pride and end Season 15 with a bang.
Flannery McCoy: But in order to do that he has to beat someone who is a byproduct of the Season 15 festivities. Sheridan Müller is no doubt some tough competition that he has to get through here tonight, and it’s not exactly going to be the easiest match to conquer for Terry. But knowing him, he’s willing to show the ruthlessness and viciousness that brought him to where he is now tonight, and is dead set on making sure he’s the victor.
Jake Mercer: Here comes Chamburger, who showed that the only thing pure about him is his bloodstream full of cheese whiz. This fatty ain’t gunna make it, trust me.
Flannery McCoy: Are you trying to say that about a former World Champion?
Jake Mercer: No comment, I’m just saying Twitter told me I won the World Title and not him anyway so what’s the point in trying to argue in favor of him?
(‘Amerika’ by Rammstein begins to follow that as the crowd responds with deafening boos in response to seeing Sheridan Müller make her way out from the backstage area, She has a scowl on her face as she’s clearly not playing any games heading into this match. She doesn’t waste time with any sort of theatrics, just making a bee-line straight towards the ring knowing the goal at hand and how she’s going to conquer it.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from München, Deutschland… weighing in at 135 pounds… ‘THE FLAMESTRESS’… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: On the other side of the spectrum, we have Sheridan Müller whose Reckless Wiring didn’t exactly end in the same way Terry’s did. She ended up falling short to Dr. Bethany Blue in the Fight Pit match and you can tell that’s something that left a bad taste in her mouth. After asking for the match for weeks on end, coming up short has to be something that pisses her off more than anything else.
Flannery McCoy: But if there’s one thing she can also do, is redeem herself and rebound, beating Terry Chambers tonight is exactly how to do that. Sheridan is more determined than ever to stamp her ticket into Pain For Pride just as Terry and you know that can only come by making herself known and putting the Sheridan Müller name on the map. She’s here to come out on top, no matter how that happens. Tonight that might just be something that she ends up doing against the bigger Terry.
Jake Mercer: I thought Sheridan was supposed to be hard-hitting and technical, if she can’t even win in her own domain, it just doesn’t make sense why she’s here! But you know what, that’s fine. Nothing is worse than seeing Terry Chambers doing a triple rotation Moonsault on an untelevised house show, so you know what, I won’t hold it against her.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway- TERRY RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE RUNNING TOWARDS SHERIDAN AND LOOKING TO TAKE HER HEAD OFF WITH A RUNNING LARIAT! But Sheridan manages to duck under it before it can connect, RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO TERRY’S BACK WHICH PUSHES HIM INTO THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: Terry turns around in the corner trying to recover, but before he can Sheridan begins to tee off with shots towards his abdomen trying to weaken him before he can do anything else! There is an obvious size difference between these two Elitists, so it’s clear Sheridan is going to have to make sure she plays her cards right in this match! But before she can continue her attack it’s Terry that manages to push through and connect with a forearm shot towards her face to send her backward! Sheridan stumbles back while Terry waits for her to turn around… BEFORE STEPPING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: BUT SHERIDAN MANAGES TO GO UNDER CONNECTING WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAP WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Terry clutches his face while trying to get back up to his feet, ONLY FOR SHERIDAN TO TURN AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A BRUTAL KICK TO HIS SPINE WHILE HE TRIES TO GET UP TO A SEATED POSITION! Sheridan doesn’t seem to be done from there, running to the ropes and back… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF TERRY WHICH KNOCKS HIM DOWN COMPLETELY ONTO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: Sheridan has momentum going now she has to be looking to keep it before this gets out of hand for her in a hurry. Terry tries his best to get back up to his feet, but Sheridan instantly shuts him down by stomping downward trying to make sure that he stays down for whatever she’s got planned next… RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A LEG DROP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS SHERIDAN LANDS FLAT ON HER TAILBONE AGAINST THE CANVAS! Sheridan gives a cry of pain as she stumbles up to her feet, ONLY TO BE GRABBED AROUND THE WAIST AND LAUNCHED ACROSS THE RING IN A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX BY TERRY CHAMBERS! As soon as he got the opportunity Terry wasted zero time using all of that strength to manhandle the smaller Sheridan Müller. Already you can tell that’s bad news for the former Women’s Champion.
Jake Mercer: Sheridan crawls herself towards the corner, gripping onto the turnbuckle padding and trying to use them as a crutch as she gets back up to her feet, but I don’t think she sees Terry lying in wait for his next maneuver. Sheridan gets herself up, AS TERRY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL CORNER CLOTHESLINE WHICH BACKS SHERIDAN UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! Terry isn’t done, GRABBING SHERIDAN BY THE HEAD BEFORE CHUCKING HER ACROSS THE RING!
Stew-O: Sheridan tumbles down to the ground, and you can see the urgency on her face as she painfully tries to get back up once again. It’s the fact that she simply refuses to give in, but you just have to question how much of this you can take. Terry turns around and approaches Sheridan while she’s up on a knee- but Sheridan manages to connect with an elbow towards the abdomen to create distance between the two of them! Terry stumbles back and you can see the look of pain on his face… BEFORE SHERIDAN LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE WHICH FORCES HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION!
Flannery McCoy: Terry is stunned while Sheridan steps backward… AND RUNS FORWARD CONNECTING WITH A PALM UPPERCUT TO HIS JAW WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! You can see the look of pain on Sheridan’s face as Terry really has done a number on her in the early going. Sheridan grabs Terry by his head and bringing him up, and you can see him gritting his teeth in pain as well, BEFORE SHERIDAN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TOWARDS HIS SKULL TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Sheridan isn’t done, running to the ropes and back… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP!
Jake Mercer: That really woke Terry up as you can see him doing the same exact thing that Sheridan did earlier and beginning to drag himself towards the corner, but she’s letting him do it. Terry finds himself seated against the corner while Sheridan makes sure to get a running start… GOING FOR A CANNONBALL SENTON TO CRUSH TERRY AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING-
Stew-O: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO BRING HIS KNEES UP AS SHERIDAN CRASHES INTO IT SPINEFIRST! That was definitely not the landing that she expected as she rolls around in pain while Terry tries to help himself up and recover. This is the only chance he might be able to get so it’s a matter of whether he can use it wisely enough to his advantage. Sheridan is back up to her feet turning around in place-
Flannery McCoy: ONLY TO BE MET WITH ‘MOMENT OF SILENCE’! THE HEADBUTT CONNECTS RIGHT AGAINST THE SKULL OF SHERIDAN MÜLLER WHILE TERRY DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF HER! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT SHERIDAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! The look on Terry’s face as he sits up just says that he’s glad to have shifted the momentum back in his favor while he had the chance. Terry is back up to his feet while he grabs Sheridan and begins to tug her up as well- but before he can do anything it’s Sheridan that begins to tee off with groggy lefts and rights! Trying to show that she has some fight left in her! Terry is taken by surprise for a moment as the willpower of Sheridan Müller continues to push her through in this match!
Stew-O: But that sudden surprise does not last for long as Terry manages to break through the defenses and send a sharp knee towards the abdomen of Sheridan which stops her in her tracks! From there Terry grabs her by the arm and sends her towards the corner with an Irish whip! Sheridan is backed up trying to collect herself… BUT BEFORE SHE CAN GO ANY FURTHER IT’S TERRY THAT RUNS FULL SPEED AHEAD GOING FOR A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS HER ABDOMEN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SHERIDAN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND THE ONLY THING TERRY’S SHOULDER CONNECTS WITH IS THE RINGPOST! You can see the pain course through the body of Terry Chambers right now as he does his best to pull himself out of the corner-
Jake Mercer: ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SECOND ATTEMPT AT THE CANNONBALL SENTON WHILE HE’S SEATED! WHICH CONNECTS! SHERIDAN FINALLY MANAGES TO EXECUTE IT AS SHE DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND DROPS DOWN BEFORE HOOKING THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRR-
Stew-O: BUT THIS TIME IT’S TERRY THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT IN TIME! Sheridan has a scowl on her face as she realizes that Terry simply won’t stay down and that’s probably going to be a recurring theme throughout this match. But the fact of the matter is Sheridan is the one with the advantage now, gaining it as quickly as Terry did, and now I bet what’s on her mind is using it to the fullest of her abilities.
Flannery McCoy: Terry is trying his best to get back up to his feet, but Sheridan already has him on lock quickly dropping down and cinching in a grounded headlock! The best strategy is to keep the bigger Elitist down for as long as possible and right now that seems to be the thing on Sheridan’s mind! Terry is reaching out, trying to find a way to escape, but you have to consider the fact that he’s weakened as well so it is going to take him quite a while! Right now though he does not want to be in a situation like this, so you know that he’s going to do everything he can to make sure the situation is in his hands!
Jake Mercer: Terry finally manages to bring himself up to a seated position, struggling to go any further but is making considerable progress as you know Sheridan is trying to drop that weight back down to the canvas! Terry isn’t having it though as he manages to plant his feet to the ground before bringing himself up, and if Sheridan doesn’t do anything quick it will only be a matter of time before ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ ends up getting the better of her!
Stew-O: That seems to be the case right now, with Terry managing to get a base bringing himself back up to his feet, he begins to absolutely pound away with fist after fist towards Sheridan’s abdomen trying to get her to release the hold that she has on him! Sheridan is trying her best to keep what she has going, but right now it might be proving to be too much for her! That’s the case with Terry managing to slip out thanks to the loosened grip! Terry falls against the ropes trying to recover- BUT SHERIDAN TURNS AROUND AND INSTANTLY RUNS TOWARDS TERRY LOOKING TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TOWARDS THE RINGSIDE AREA WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO USE BRUTE FORCE TO LIFT SHERIDAN OVER THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD! That doesn’t exactly go to plan though as she lands on the apron, before turning Terry around and nailing him with a forearm shot against the face! Terry stumbles back, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A SHOULDER THRUST THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO KNOCK SHERIDAN OFF OF THE APRON-
Jake Mercer: But just like before Sheridan manages to move out of the way! She falls against the ringpost while Terry is draped across the middle rope momentarily- WHICH LEAVES ROOM FOR SHERIDAN TO BOOT HIM RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHICH SENDS HIM TUMBLING BACK TO THE INSIDE OF THE RING! Sheridan enters back into the ring herself while Terry tries his best to bring himself up to a knee, BEFORE SHERIDAN GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK WHICH IS PRIMED TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!
Stew-O: But before that can happen it’s Terry that manages to grab onto the leg just in time! You can tell that it is not a good situation for Sheridan to be in right now, as Terry brings himself back up to his feet… BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF OF THE GROUND AND SPINNING HER AROUND INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! SHERIDAN IS DROPPED DOWN TO THE MAT WHILE TERRY HOLDS THE POSITION FOR A COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SHERIDAN POWERS OUT QUICKLY! There’s more pain on the face of Terry than anything but he is not wasting any time grabbing Sheridan by the head and bringing her back up to her feet… BEFORE RUNNING HER TOWARDS THE CORNER AND RETURNING THE FAVOR AS HE THROWS SHERIDAN SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Jake Mercer: Terry isn’t done though, grabbing Sheridan and pulling her out of the corner before setting her up this time… LIFTING HER UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HER DOWN WITH AN EMPHATIC SUPLEX! Terry rolls through as he keeps a hold of Sheridan… BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER SUPLEX IN SUCCESSION!
Stew-O: But before that can happen it’s Sheridan that drives her knee towards the top of Terry’s head forcing him to bring her back down to the ground! Sheridan from there connects with a kick to the side of Terry’s ribs! BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A DROPKICK- But it’s Terry that manages to avoid it just in time leaving nobody home for Sheridan! Sheridan brings herself up to all fours, as Terry turns around and sends a swift kick towards her abdomen forcing her to tumble down to the ground in pain!
Flannery McCoy: Terry manages to once again turn the tides in his favor as he grabs a hold of Sheridan by her head and begins to tug her up while she’s too busy nursing her ribs… before grabbing her by her head and pushing her up against the corner! From there Terry begins to absolutely tee off with punch after punch towards her abdomen taking the air right out of her lungs with every shot! You know that just has to hurt and do absolutely no favors to an already injured Sheridan in this match! Terry now sending Sheridan running towards the opposite corner, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS HER-
Jake Mercer: But before he can do anything it’s Sheridan that boots him in the face forcing him backward! Terry is stunned while Sheridan turns around and begins to make her way up to the top rope, who knows what the hell she could do up there… WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT AS SHE LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO TERRY WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
Stew-O: BUT TERRY RUNS FORWARD AND NAILS SHERIDAN WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE WHICH STUNS HER AND KEEPS HER SEATED ON THE TOP! This is a precarious position that Sheridan does not want to be in right now and Terry is looking to take advantage of that as he sets her up… PLACING HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE USING HIS PURE STRENGTH TO WHIP HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM! SHERIDAN IS KNOCKED OUT COLD AS TERRY ROLLS HER ONTO HER BACK AND PINS HER SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SHERIDAN MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE! HOW THE HELL WAS SHE ABLE TO DO THAT SO QUICKLY?! Even Terry doesn’t even know the answer to that as he begins to get back up to his feet with a look of anger written all over. I think Terry has finally had enough in this match, he is just about at his breaking point right now and if he doesn’t end up finishing this now, well I don’t know if he’ll get a chance like this again. Terry falls into the corner, yelling at Sheridan to get back up to her feet which is something that she slowly begins to do. She doesn’t know what lies ahead of her right now but you can tell judging by the expression on Terry’s face that it is absolutely not good. Terry sets Sheridan up as she’s fully up to her feet and turning around…
Jake Mercer: ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE’! THE BOOT TO THE FACE OF SHERIDAN TO BE THE GAME WINNER OF THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! AND IT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! SHERIDAN IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK ON TERRY CHAMBERS’ FACE LIGHTEN UP AS HE LAUNCHES FORWARD AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN ON SHERIDAN-
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! THAT CAN’T HAPPEN! SHERIDAN JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING BEFORE TERRY COULD PIN HER SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! I DON’T KNOW IF SHERIDAN WAS IN CONTROL OF WHAT SHE WAS DOING OR WHAT! BUT ALL I KNOW IS THE FACT THAT SHE SAVED HER CHANCES RIGHT HERE AND TERRY CHAMBERS IS ABSOLUTELY LIVID!
Flannery McCoy: Terry is just letting all of this soak in for a moment, because right now I don’t think he can even believe it himself. He was a hair away from getting the three count and ending the match, but Sheridan shut him off before he could do so and now that’s left him thinking what the fuck is he going to do now?
Jake Mercer: Well I think we have a hint of what he has in mind as he drops down and begins to roll out of the ring, making his way over and grabbing Sheridan by the head and firstly rolling her back into the ring. Despite the evasion by Sheridan, it’s apparent that she’s hanging on by a string right now and that’s something that Terry knows he has to take advantage of before it’s too late. Terry grabs Sheridan by her head, before using all of the power that he has in his body to bring her back up to her feet, and I could only guess what he’s going for now…
Stew-O: TERRY IS GOING FOR THE ‘T5’! ‘T5’ TO PLANT SHERIDAN RIGHT DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND FINISH THIS MATCH FOR GOOD!
Flannery McCoy: But before Terry can fully execute it, it’s Sheridan that manages to slam elbow after elbow towards the side of his head! Terry keeps her up in the Fireman’s Carry position as it’s apparent he’s still looking to connect with the move, but right now that’s proving to be a trouble with Sheridan barely putting up a fight and showing that she is not going to stay down so easily right now! Once again the strength advantage over Sheridan Müller is the only thing that is letting Terry keep her up right now but nobody can handle an assault like this so easily especially with a hard-hitting Elitist like Sheridan!
Jake Mercer: Terry succumbs as he drops Sheridan down to the ground! Both of them stumble backward as it’s clear the two of them are at a standstill right now. TERRY REELS HIS ARM BACK AND GOES FOR A LARIAT-
Stew-O: BUT SHERIDAN DUCKS UNDER BEFORE TURNING TERRY AROUND AND DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A ‘SHERPLEX’ OUT OF NOWHERE! GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT SHE DOESN’T BRIDGE THE PIN! INSTEAD SHE BRINGS TERRY BACK UP WITH SHEER STRENGTH THAT I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD LEFT IN HER…
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO ‘ENDLESS FANTASIES’! THE RIPCORD LARIAT TAKES TERRY’S HEAD CLEAN OFF OF IT’S SHOULDERS AS SHERIDAN DROPS DOWN OUT OF PURE EXHAUSTION ON TOP OF TERRY! SHOULDERS DOWN! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Amerika’ once again begins to play up as Sheridan Müller slowly begins to pull herself off of Terry Chambers before dropping down to the canvas once again. She’s been through absolute hell right now but is still managing to pull through as she gets back up to her feet, the referee making his way over and raising her hand in victory as well. From there, Sheridan begins to celebrate her win with a stern expression printed on her face.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE CHAMBURGER HAS BEEN DEFEATED! Big Bad Sher swooped in and ate him right up- You know what, that sounds bad, nevermind.
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH! Two of Dynasty’s best went at it in singles competition and gave it their all, and only one of them could come out on top. Through fire and brimstone, it ended up being Sheridan Müller who came out with her hand raised in victory, rebounding from a crushing Reckless Wiring defeat.
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile it’s Terry Chamber’s momentum coming to a screeching halt in the process. You just have to wonder when he wakes up what is going to go through his head. Sheridan got the better of him tonight, and that’s something that he’s going to have to let sink in while he can. But regardless, congratulations to Sheridan!
(The last shot is of Sheridan dropping down and rolling out of the ring, turning around and making her way up the ramp. Meanwhile Terry is seen being checked on by the referee, a displeased look over pain and anguish being seen. Sheridan disappears through the backstage area while Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for LEGO Star Wars starring Sierra, yeah, ironic…)
(“Roll With Me” by Charlie XCX begins to play through the speakers as the crowd stands up and cheers for the Universal Women’s Champion, Andrea Valentine, who comes out with a bright smile on her face as she tags the hands of the EAW Universe on her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: STILL your Universal Women’s Champion, Andrea Valentine! She successfully retained the title in a 30-Minute Ironwoman match against Madison Kaline at Reckless Wiring. That was the match of night two for me. It was a wonderful performance from Andrea, who showed up, proved that she was a fighting champion and was not going to let Madison Kaline get one over on her again.
Flannery McCoy: As someone who was an authority figure of the Empire brand, it was satisfying to watch Madison Kaline get the karma that had been waiting for her the next time that she stepped into the ring with Andrea. For a second though, Madison did scare me. I thought that she was going to pull it off. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: I was the same way, Flann, but Andrea Valentine stands in front of us STILL the Universal Women’s Champion! I look forward to what she has to say!
(The camera pans to Andrea Valentine with a microphone in her hand. The crowd is showering her with love and adoration. They completely love this woman and her whole presence. “Roll With Me” dies down as she begins to speak.)
Andrea Valentine: My issues with Madison Kaline were never meant to be personal as she had made it over the past number of weeks. Despite the history between the two of us, I knew that Madison was going to do everything in her power to cut my reign as Universal Women’s Champion short. She tried to come at me like we were still on Empire, she was Women’s World Champion, and she could do whatever she wanted because she had the protection of the Queen’s Court and Stephon Hunte. Bloodletter was a night that I try not to think about because it’s never the competitor to hold onto grudges. I’ve normally been the one to brush off setbacks or take them head-on. The whole situation that night managed to get on my bad side, but I did my best to move on from the situation because I believe that I’ve grown so much more in the past. From the two of us having the opportunity to face each other in the ring, I knew that it was my chance to show Madison that I’ve grown from our last match.
Andrea Valentine: I thought that with the two of us meeting in the ring, it would provide me with an opportunity to see how much she’s grown within the past couple of years, but beating Madison Kaline was something that was predetermined in my eyes. Madison wanted to talk about her improvement as a competitor inside the ring, but I think that she really needed to pay attention to how far I’ve gone as a competitor inside the ring and how hard I worked since we last faced one another in a match. Our last match at Bloodsport in 2018, left a nasty taste in my mouth and I believe that I should have walked out of the event as the Women’s World Champion. I knew that when given the chance to face her, I couldn’t let the result fall into her favor again. I could not let her get one over on me again. Whatever the stipulation was, I was going to make sure that I walked out as the Universal Women’s Champion. I tried to warn Madison. I tried to tell her that things were definitely different around here and that’s something that people were going to get used to with me at the helm.
Andrea Valentine: I’m not playing games this time around, especially this close to Pain for Pride. I am going to make sure that the same thing that happened with my last World Championship reign doesn’t repeat and that I head into Season 16, still your Universal Women’s Champion. The feeling of reigning as EAW Champion for as long as I did and losing it at Pain for Pride was something that I didn’t intend to lose, so I look at this Universal Women’s Championship as the second chance that I need for myself. I want to prove that I can go into Pain for Pride and walk out of Pain for Pride as the Universal Women’s Champion. I want to go into Season 16, proving that I can continue to carry the standard and expectations that Camille left with this championship and leave my mark on the title when it’s all said and done. I’m not going to force my mark on this championship. I’m not going to dictate how this reign is going to go because I know all of that is going to come naturally and right now, I am going to take this reign one step at a time. This means, moving past Reckless Wiring and looking forward to my next defense.
(Andrea Valentine looks towards the ramp and into the back.)
Andrea Valentine: As I said, I am going to have all of this come naturally for me and that means my next challenger as well. I’ve heard a lot of women in the back, who have had their sights on the Universal Women’s Championship. They talk about how they’re going to be the next champion, take this championship to higher heights, and all that jazz, but who has the guts to actually do something about it? I know that there are a lot of amazing women on Dynasty alone, but there are also a lot of amazing women on Voltage and Showdown, who I haven’t faced or haven’t faced in a while. Now, don’t be shy. I got time. 😌💅🏻
(Complete and utter silence.)
Andrea Valentine: Did anyone hear me? I’m calling out any woman to come out here and challenge me for the Universal Women’s Championship. There’s a lot of women who are always begging for an opportunity and now that I present you with one, nothing? 🥴
(Silence.)
Andrea Valentine: Well, I’m not normally like this, but if no one is going to come out, I might as well find someone myself. 😌
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(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli begins to blast through the speakers as the EAW Universe is confused but upon their feet. Andrea Valentine is a little confused as well but intrigued at the same time. Cameron Ella Ava, for the first time since competing in the hellacious Towering Inferno Match for the Answers World Championship at Dia Del Diablo, comes out with a smile on her face.)
Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava!??! Is she stepping up to the challenge?
Jake Mercer: This girl just had an opportunity for the Answers World Championship? Now, she’s going after the Universal Women’s Championship? Would this be alright with Starr and Hawk??!?!
Stew-O: The last time that Cameron Ella Ava had a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship was a Territorial Invasion in 2020 against then-champion, Kassidy Heart. After that, we haven’t seen her in that title picture, but she did make it clear that she would love to add the Universal Women’s Championship to her resume one day, could this mean today?
(“ULTRAnumb” dies down as Cameron Ella Ava has a microphone in her hand. The crowd is seen applauding the Hall of Famer, who is somehow not dead after falling 40-feet down two levels of the cage floor, on fire, and landing in the third ring. It’s unbelievable that Cameron is still standing today, but nothing is going to stop our dear Goddess from returning.)
Cameron Ella Ava: In the words of Mark Twain, “The report of my death has been grossly exaggerated.” While I do plan to talk a bit more in detail about Dia Del Diablo and the whole Towering Inferno fiasco, I’m here for something different. Since the beginning of the year, I have been stating that I am dead set on becoming a champion in 2022. I am trying to keep as open-ended as possible to which championship I have in mind, but it’s not just World Championships that I have an eye on. It can be from your standard midcard championships, maybe another reign as Unified Tag Team Champion. But honestly, I’m always hungry for gold. I am always looking for an opportunity to show every single Elitist in this company that they can’t walk into a ring, snap their finger and get a title shot —unless you’re Cameron Ella Ava, of course. That’s just the power that I’ve possessed over the past number of years and it doesn’t disappear just because I want to take a different route to gold. Oh no, to me, I don’t have a specific route. I don’t have a specific championship I want to pursue. The fact is, I just happened to be around, visiting some old friends on Dynasty, conversing with StarrStan, and doing some business on the side and I heard that you put out an open challenge, Andrea.
Cameron Ella Ava: Andrea, you’re better than to come out and ask for competition, but I understand what you’re trying to do. I just don’t think that you were expecting me to come out, right? Well, I wasn’t either, but I heard that you put out an open challenge, and what better than to accept and win a championship that I haven’t gotten the opportunity to win yet?
(A sound of intrigue jitters around the EAW Universe as Andrea Valentine continues to listen to Cameron Ella Ava.)
Cameron Ella Ava: Sure, I have my own issues on Showdown, but #EAW15, y’all. :troll:
(Cameron Ella Ava looks directly into the camera, almost like she’s breaking the fourth wall, but giggles.)
Cameron Ella Ava: I’m joking, but I have my own issues on Showdown, but I’m more than ready to fight for my ultimate goal—to not only capture the Universal Women’s Championship but to be the first woman to win the Vixens Championship, the Women’s World Championship and Universal Women’s Championship and cement myself as ‘The Goddess of All Eras.’ The only other woman who could have taken that feat away from me? You defeated her last weekend. She’s old news. She’s back in the line. You need someone to step up to you now and I’m surprised that no one else had the balls to step up to you, but what can you expect from women who are all bark and no bite? 🤭 Even as I look to cement myself as ‘The Goddess of All Eras,’ I am still looking to show everyone that Cameron Ella Ava is still Cameron Ella Ava and what’s a better way to do it than to become World Champion again?
Andrea Valentine: I’m not going to lie here, but I’m surprised to see that you stepped up to the challenge, Cameron. I mean, the last time that we crossed paths was in a Champion versus Champion match — by the way — the FIRST women’s match in Doha, Qatar. While it was truly a pleasure to step into the ring with you and make history, do I need to remind you who came out on top in that match? 🤔
(The crowd goes “ooooh” at the question by Andrea Valentine. This confrontation between the two women isn’t the first time that they’ve crossed paths inside the squared circle. In fact, when Andrea Valentine was EAW Champion and Cameron Ella Ava was Answers World Champion, the two women faced each other in a ‘Champion vs. Champion’ match at Clash of Kingdoms in 2020, which had the two women pushing each other to the limit with Andrea using her ultimate finisher to take down Cameron. Clearly, by the look on Cameron’s face, she hasn’t forgotten about that.)
Cameron Ella Ava: It was no shame on losing to the better woman that night. But, can you say that the better woman, period, is the champion inside the ring right now?
(The crowd begins to mutter as Andrea Valentine forms a smirk on her face, shaking her head as she looks up at Cameron Ella Ava.)
Andrea Valentine: I believe so.
Cameron Ella Ava: I like to put that to the test. Don’t get me wrong, I do think that you’re a talented wrestler, but Madison Kaline was never going to be decent of a challenge for you. You deserve a lot better.
Andrea Valentine: Are you saying that you’d be a better challenger for my title, Cameron?
(Cameron Ella Ava looks around the crowd around her as she nods, looking back at Andrea Valentine with a competitive smirk on her face.)
Andrea Valentine: Well, if a title shot is what you want, a title shot is what you’re going to get. Challenge accepted.
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is going to put her title on the line against Cameron Ella Ava?!?!? :damn: :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: Cameron Ella Ava just returned from putting her body on the line to become Answers World Championship and while she wasn’t successful in that quest, it has not stopped her from trying to become a champion in 2022.
(“Roll With Me” plays once again as Andrea Valentine drops the microphone. Cameron Ella Ava has a huge grin on her face, almost like she’s glad that she got what she wanted and that’s a match for the Universal Women’s Championship. Andrea smiles back at her next challenger as the two women shake hands. Despite the competitive natures of the two women, there is still a heavy amount of respect that they have for each other. Andrea exits the ring as she turns around to face Cameron as she walks up the ramp. She raises her title up high as Cameron gestures for the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist.)
Jake Mercer: When and where is this match going to take place?
Stew-O: No matter where and when this is going to be a fantastic match!
(The last commercial of the night is shown for Dr. Strange in The Multiverse of Madness featuring Brian Daniels.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back from the last commercial break of the night as the camera goes over to Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your MAIN EVENT! Set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Party Goin’ Dumb’ by Rico Nasty begins to blast through the PA system to thunderous cheers upon seeing Astraea Jordan confidently strut out from the backstage area. She whips her hair back while spreading her arms out, encouraging the positive reaction towards her before making her way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 165 pounds… ASTRAEA JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Astraea who is coming into this matchup sky high especially after what happened the previous week at Reckless Wiring. That is where she had her first match back since her return against Ximena Velasquez in an ‘I Quit’ match, coming out on top. Afterward she had an interview where she stated that she was coming for everything that she deserved. Is that broad? Yes. But will that entice people? Of course.
Flannery McCoy: Who knows what Astraea might have in mind for the future, but if we’re talking about the present? It’s definitely our main event of the night where she goes up against the plucky Sierra. Will she be able to get another victory under her belt? Well, that’s something that we’ll just have to see.
Jake Mercer: You want to know my opinion?
Flannery McCoy: Nobody has ever wanted to know your opinion in their entire life, why the hell would you ask a question like that-
Jake Mercer: #ASTRAEASTILLBETTER
(‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake begins to play up this time as Sierra begins to make her way out from the backstage area as the crowd showers her in a mixed reaction. She scowls and shakes her head before focusing on the ring, taking a deep breath before beginning to make her way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from San Jose, California… weighing in at 121 pounds… ‘THE KILLJOY’… SIERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I could only imagine the disappointment of Sierra after waking up post-Reckless Wiring and hearing she didn’t come out on top against Caroline in that LEGO Tables match. Surely that set something off inside of her, and now she’s out for blood heading into this matchup.
Flannery McCoy: This is definitely a new situation for her, the whole main event aspect of it all and being up against someone that she has never faced on the Dynasty brand. Sierra has stated that she is ready for whatever challenge stands in her way though, and we’ll just have to see if that stands by the end of this match.
Jake Mercer: WHEN I WAS!!! A YOUNG BOY!!! MY FATHER!!! TOOK ME INTO THE CITY!!! 😔🗡🩸
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And our main event of the evening is underway! Both Astraea and Sierra circle the ring, before both lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! But Astraea uses her advantage in strength and pushes Sierra back, before driving her into the corner, and delivering several shoulder thrusts to the midsection! Astraea lifts Sierra up in the corner, and then Sierra fights back kicking her away, before standing and leaping off the top rope –
Flannery McCoy: AND SIERRA TAKES HER OUT WITH A CROSSBODY! Sierra looks to keep this flurry of momentum going as delivers a kick to the midsection, going for perhaps a DDT…BUT ASTRAEA SPINS OUT OF IT AND THEN DELIVERS A VICIOUS SPINEBUSTER AS SIERRA LANDED HARD ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Astraea back up into the corner to catch her breath for a second.
Jake Mercer: She sees Sierra stirring to her feet, and looks to inflict more damage to her head as she charges looking to drive the knee into Sierra’s head…but Sierra moves at the last second, and THEN A BACKSLIDE PIN ON ASTRAEA!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Astraea kicks out of it early as both women race to their feet, AND ASTRAEA SLICES SIERRA IN HALF WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR!! Sierra rolls out of the ring next to her as Astraea tries to grab a hold of her. Sierra is gasping for air on the outside now as Astraea waits for her to stand up, and then she runs off the ropes – AND A SUICIDE DIVE…BUT NO!!! SIERRA MOVES AND ASTRAEA’S SHOULDER COLLIDES WITH THE BARRICADE!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra sees her window of opportunity here as she quickly picks Astraea up, and then drives her with full speed crashing into the steel steps! Sierra picks her up and tosses her back on the ring and quickly follows. Sierra looking to perhaps win this match and get one of the biggest wins of her career as she picks up Astraea by her hair – AND ASTRAEA WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT THAT DRIVES SIERRA BACKWARDS AS BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND INTO ASTRAEA’S ARMS….
Stew-O: ASTRAEA PICKS SIERRA UP IN A POWERSLAM POSITION…BUT SIERRA COUNTERS AGAIN AND DRIVES ASTRAEA SHOULDER FIRST THIS TIME INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE!! Sierra pulls her out from the corner, and picks her up in a back suplex position, AND THEN TURNS THAT INTO A MIDAIR BACKSTABBER! WHAT A MOVE THERE FROM SIERRA AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OOONNNNEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A kick out from Astraea! Sierra picks up Astraea, but Astraea reverses and connects with a back body drop! Sierra pulls herself up in the corner as Astraea charges at her in the corner, and she drives both knees into the chest of Sierra, and then follows that up with a monkey flip, but Sierra somehow landed on her feet! Astraea turns around, AND A BICYCLE KICK TAKES HER DOWN! SIERRA TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSS ARMBAR! SIERRA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO TEAR THE ARM OUT IF THE SOCKET AS ASTRAEA IS IN SERIOUS DANGER HERE!
Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA SOMEHOW REVERSES THE PRESSURE, BUT SIERRA DOESN’T LET GO, AND ASTRAEA USES HER STRENGTH AND LIFTS SIERRA UP, AND SLAMS HER ON THE MAT WHICH CAUSES SIERRA TO LET GO! Astraea holds her arm in pain as she looks to regain control in this match.
Stew-O: Astraea now runs off the ropes, and she goes to knee Sierra in the side of the head, but Sierra moves and then rolls up Astraea…but Asteaea rolls through back up to her feet and delivers a dropkick to the face! Astraea doesn’t stop there as she picks Sierra up off the mat and picks her up in a reverse fireman’s carry! ASTRAEA LIFTS HER UP, BUT AGAIN SIERRA LANDS ON HER FEET!! AND SIERRA CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra looks to keep momentum going as she walks over to the corner and climbs up the top rope….AND SHE DELIVERS AN ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEART OF ASTRAEA AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And she kicks out! Now Sierra thinks of her next move in this match as she begins to stalk Astraea as she tries to stir back to her feet. Astraea turns around….and Sierra grabs the head looking for perhaps the “Prima Donna”….but Astraea stops it as she holds up Sierra in mid air and sits her on the top rope! Astraea now delivers several shots to the back before climbing up top with Sierra, what does she have planned?! Sierra though is trying her best to fight back as she delivers several back elbow shots to the face! And now both women are battling for control on the top rope! :lupe:
Stew-O: FOREARM SHOT TO THE HEAD THAT STUNS SIERRA! ASTRAEA PICKS HER UP ON HER SHOULDERS….AND A SITOUT POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND ASTRAEA WITH THE PIN!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA KICKS OUT! And this time its Astraea wondering what to do next, and now it’s her turn to go up to the top rope, and she stands tall….AIR JORDANNNNN!!!!! THE 450 SPLASH!!! BUT SIERRA MOVES AT THE POSSIBLE SECOND! AND THEN SIERRA TRANSITIONS THAT INTO A CROSSFACE! SIERRA WRENCHING ASTRAEA’S BODY BACK AS FAR AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN!!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA AGAIN USES HER STRENGTH AND DRAGS HERSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES, AND SHE REACHES OUT TO GRAB IT…BUT SIERRA LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION AND DRAGS HER BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT ASTRAEA KICKS HER AWAY BEFORE GETTING UP AS SIERRA CHARGES AT HER, BUT SIERRA RUNS INTO S REVERSE STO!! ASTRAEA BUYS HERSELF A FEW SECONDS WHILE REGAINING CONTROL IN THIS MAIN EVENT MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra us back up and turns around before Astraea kicks her in the midsection and has her up in a powerbomb position…AND A BUCKLE BOMB ON SIERRA! SIERRA IS STUNNED NOW AS…A STANDING SPANISH FLY FROM ASTRAEA! ASTRAEA DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER THOUGH AS SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH…..AND….”POWER OF EQUALITY!!!!!” THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF SIERRA AS ASTRAEA HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE1!!!!
Stew-O: AND SIERRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Astraea looks a bit shocked after that sequence wasn’t enough, but she doesn’t let it get to her as she begs for Sierra to get back up! Sierra turns around and….FREE SMOK- BUT NO! SIERRA FLIPS ASTRAEA BACK BUT ASTRAEA LANDS ON HER FEET! ASTRAEA THEN WALKS INTO A ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD, DROPPING HER TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: AND SIERRA TAKES THIS CHANCE AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND DELIVERS A HURRICANRANA DDT SPIKING ASTRAEA’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! SIERRA LOOKS TO FOLLOW THAT UP THOUGH AS SHE PICKS UP ASTRAEA AND GRABS HER HEAD, ABD SHE’S GOING FOR IT ONCE MORE….”PRIMA DONNA”!!! SLICED BREAD CONNECTS AS SIERRA HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SPOTS ASTRAEA’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! GREAT RING AWARENESS THERE AS SIERRA CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra immediately goes back on the attack and tries to go for it once more…BUT ASTRAEA PUSHES SIERRA FORWARD BEFORE SHE TURNS AROUND CHARGES AT ASTRAEA – A SPINEBUSTER TAKES OUT SIERRA AS ASTRAEA ROLLS AWAY AND PULLS HERSELF UP WITH THE ROPES! SIERRA US BSCK UP AND TURNS AROUND AND IN COMES ASTRAEA WITH A FULL HEAD IF STEAM…BUT SIERRA COUNTERS WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ASTRAEA REVERSES IT INTO A PIN OF HER OWN!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: DID SHE GET HER?!?! NO!! SIERRA ESCAPES IT AND BOTH WOMEN RACE TO THEIR FEET, AND ASTRAEA CATCHES HER WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER…BUT SIERRA SOMEHOW REVERSES THAT INTI AN ARM DRAG!! ASTRAEA IS UP AND – A SUPERKICK THAT DROPS ASTRAEA!
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT AWAY SIERRA…..”STUPID BITCH!!!!” THE HANDSPRING MOONSAULT ON ASTRAEA ABD SIERRA GOES FOR THE COVER ABD THE WIN ONCE MORE!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND ASTRAEA GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME SIERRA SHOWS SOME FRUSTRATION! Sierra now stands up, thinking of her next move as Astraea slowly makes her way back to her feet, AND SIERRA CHARGES – BUT ASTRAEA SIDESTEPS AT THE LAST SECOND, AND THEN IT’S ASTRAEA WHO THEN SPEARS SIERRA THROUGH THE ROPES AS BOTH CRASH TO THE OUTSIDE! ASTRAEA LANDED A LITTLE AWKWARDLY ON HER NECK THERE AS SHE HOLDS IT IN A BIT OF PAIN!
Stew-O: Sierra and her are both standing on the outside, and Astraea runs at Sierra – BUT SIERRA COUNTERS WITH A HIP TOSS SENDING ASTRAEA BACK FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! ASTRAEA’S UPPER BODY IS HANGING OFF THE STEPS AS SIERRA CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ABOVE THEM, AND OH NO…..SIERRA JUMPS OFF THE TOP AND DELIVERS AN ELBOW DROP TO THE UPPER BODY OF ASTRAEA AS SHE WAS HANGING OFF THE STEPS!! HOLY SHIT!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra slowly tries to pick up Astraea, but it’s almost like dead weight at this point, and Sierra finally does lift her back in the ring as she slowly follows behind, and she stalks Astraea like a predator stalking its prey, and Sierra charges – BUT OUT OF NOWHERE ASTRAEA CATCHES THE LEGS OF SIERRA! AND SIERRA KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AS SHE’S TRYING HER BEST TO TRY AND FIGHT OUT AS ASTRAEA IS TRYING TO FLIP HER OVER ON HER STOMACH FOR “THOT BREAKER!!!” BUT SIERRA ISN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN, BUT HOW MUCH LONGER CAN SHE FIGHT IT?!
Stew-O: BUT SHE CAN’T FIGHT IT MUCH LONGER AS ASTRAEA FINALLY FLIPS HER, AND HAS HER IN THE “THOT BREAKER” BOSTON CRAB SUBMISSION!! SIERRA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE TRIES TO FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THIS! ASTRAEA THOUGH PULLS SIERRA TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! IS SIERRA GOING TO TAP OUT HERE?! BUT SIERRA IN A LAST GASP SOMEHOW FLIP BACK ON HER BACK AND MANAGES TO FLIP ASTRAEA ON HER BACK WITH HER FEET!! WHAT HEART SHOWN THERE FROM SIERRA STAYING IN THIS FIGHT, BUT THE QUESTION IS WAS THE DAMAGE DONE THERE?
Flannery McCoy: Sierra stands and holds her back as Astraea stands on the opposite end of the ring, and Sierra charges once more and delivers a dropkick to the face of Astraea in the corner! Sierra runs to the opposite corner and delivers the dropkick once again to the face! Sierra pulls Astraea to the center if the ring….BUT ASTRAEA RESPONDS BACK WITH A STIFF FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE!!! AND THEN SIERRA RESPONDS BACK WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE THAT DROPS ASTRAEA AND SIERRA DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN KICKS OUT!!!! SIERRA LETS OUT A SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION BEFORE PICKING HER UP QUICKLY, AND ASTRAEA SLAPS THE HANDS AWAY BEFORE PUSHING HER BACK….AND A SUPERKICK FROM ASTRAEA!!!!!! ASTRAEA SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE CORNER AND GINGERLY MAKES HER WAY UP TO THE TOP –
Flannery McCoy: ASTRAEA GOES FOR THE “AIR JORDAN” ONCE MORE!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!! THE 450 CONNECTS AS ASTRAEA TRIES TO CRAWL HER WAY BACK OVER TO SIERRA TO MAKE THE COVER, AND SEVERAL SECONDS LATER, SHE FINALLY DOES! ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH THE COVER!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA KICKS OUT!!!!! SOMEHOW! ASTRAEA IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! YOU HAVE TO WONDER IF THE EXTRA TIME IT TOOK TO COVER SIERRA PLAYED A HUGE PART IN THAT!
Flannery McCoy: NOW ASTRAEA LOOKS TO GO TO THE TOP ROPE AND PERHAPS GO FOR IT AGAIN, GOING FOR A DAGGER, AND YES SHE DOES…SHE GOES FOR “AIR JORDAN” ONCE MORE!!! BUT SIERRA GETS HER KNEES UP THIS TIME!!! ASTRAEA TOOK A HUGE RISK THERE AND IT MIGHT JUST END UP COSTING HER THIS MATCH AS SIERRA STANDS UP SLOWLY AND LOOKS OVER TO ASTRAEA –
Jake Mercer: SIERRA LOOKS TO END THIS MATCH, AS SIERRA LIFTS ASTRAEA UP, AND SHE’S GOING FOR “SELF DESTRUCTOR!!!” BUT NO!! ASTRAEA ESCAPES IT FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERS A STIFF SHOT TO THE BECK OF SIERRA’S HEAD BEFORE GRABBING AHOLD IF HER ARM AND PULLING HER FORWARD AND TAKES HER OUT WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!! AND ASTRAEA PLACES HER BETWEEN THE LEGS, AND LIFTS HER UP – BUT SIERRA HOPS OFF THE SHOULDERS FACING ASTRAEA’S BACKSIDE BEFORE SHE TURNS AROUND AND WALKS INTO A DOUBLE LEG LARIAT!!
Stew-O: SIERRA LOOKS DOWN AT ASTRAEA BEFORE…”STUPID BITCHHHHH!!!!!” THE HANDSPRING MOONSAULT – BUT ASTRAEA GOT HER KNEES UP SAVING HERSELF FROM BEING HIT BY IT A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH! ASTRAEA IS EXHAUSTED AS SHE PULLS HERSELF UP WITH THE ROPE AND LOOKS AT SIERRA ON BOTH KNEES, AND SIERRA STANDS….AND SHE CHARGES AT SIERRA…BUT SIERRA PLANTS HER FSCT FIRST, BEFORE…SHE TRANSITIONS INTO THE “MARIPOSA DEATHHH!!!!” THE KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN AS ASTRAEA HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA LOOKS OUT OF STRENGTH, AND SIERRA IS SCREAMING AT HER TO TAP OUT, BUT ASTRAEA ISN’T GIVING UP WITHOUT A FIGHT! AND WITH ONE SWIFT MOTION…..ASTRAEA SOMEHOW STRETCHES HER FOOT AND REACHES THE BOTTOM ROPE!! SIERRA LETS GO OF HER SUBMISSION IN SHOCK ONCE MORE! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH WOMEN BEGIN TO MAKE THEIR WAY UP TO THEIR FEET, AND A RIGHT HAND FROM SIERRA!! AND THEN ASTRAEA DELIVERS A RIGHT HAND BACK AT SIERRA! AND THEN SIERRA! ASTRAEA! BOTH WOMEN EXCHANGING SHOTS BACK AND FORTH. UNTIL….SIERRA WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND THEN SIERRA HOOKS BOTH OF THE ARMS OF ASTRAEA, BUT ASTRAEA TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND OH MY!!! ASTRAEA DAMN NEAR TOOK SIERRA’S HEAD OFF WITH A SPINNING LARIAT, AND THEN JUMPS IN THE AIR AND DRIVES BOTH FEET INTO THE HEART OF SIERRA!! THE COVER!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: KICK OUT AGAIN BY SIERRA!! Both women giving everything they’ve got tonight in our main event, and you have to wonder, just how much does Sierra have left?
Jake Mercer: Doesn’t look like a lot as Astraea picks her up from the front…but a right hand to the stomach from Sierra! AND ANOTHER ONE! SIERRA FIGHTS OUT OF THE GRIP FROM ASTRAEA AND GITS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD DROPPING ASTRAEA, AND THEN SIERRA RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS A DEVASTATING SHINING WIZARD!! ASTRAEA LOOKS OUT AS SIERRA HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: ANOTHER KICKOUT IN THIS MATCH!! SIERRA ROLLS AWAY AND STANDS UP SLOWLY, BEFORE JUST WAITING FOR ASTRAEA TO STAND UP, AND SHE FINALLY DOES – AND SIERRA RUNS AND DRIVES THE KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, AND THEN FOES FOR THE NECKBREAKER COMBO, BUT ASTRAEA DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN SS SHE PICKS HER UP IN A BACK SUPLEX POSITION,AND THEN HITS A SITOUT FACEPLANT!! ASTRAEA NOW IS THE ONE BACK IN CONTROL AS SHE GOES TO PICK SIERRA UP OFF THE MAT –
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S SETTING UP FOR “LATE REGISTRATION”!!! BUT SIERRA AGAIN TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS SITUATION, AND SHE DOES BY PUSHING ASTRAEA BACK AND RUNS ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE BUT ASTRAEA DUCKS AS THEY BOTH RUN OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES, AND ASTRAEA GOES FOR THE SPEAR!!!! BUT SIERRA SOMEHOW REVERSED IT INTO A SPINNING TORNADO DDT, AND THEN SHE TRANSITIONS INTO HER KOJI CLUTCH!!!! BUT IT’S NOT LOCKED IN ALL THE WAY AS ASTRAEA IS TRYING TO PREVENT IT, BUT SHE’S IN DEEP WATERS RIGHT NOW!! !! SIERRA BEGINS THROWING SEVERAL ELBOW SHOTS TRYING TO LOOSEN ASTRAEA’S DEFENSE ON HER SUBMISSION, BUT IS HAVING LITTLE TO NO LUCK IN DOING SO! BOTH OF THEM ARE IN A POWER STRUGGLE RIGHT NOW, BUT ASTRAEA LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO ESCAPE –
Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA FINALLY DOES PREVENT IT AS SIERRA GIVES UP ON IT AND LET’S GO AND GETS BACK TO HER FEET AS ASTRAEA BEGINS TO GINGERLY MAKE HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET – AND SIERRA GRABS THE HEAD, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH “PRIMA DONNA” ONCE MORE….BUT ASTRAEA PUSHES HER OFF, AND WHEN SIERRA TURNS AROUND, ASTRAEA WAS WAITING AS SHE TAKES GER OUT WITH THE SPEAR!!! ASTRAEA SLICED SIERRA IN HALF BEFORE MAKING HER WAY UP TOP! ASTRAEA CAN FEEL THE ENERGY AND THE MOMENTUM ALL IN HER CORNER NOW AS SHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP EXHAUSTED, AND SHE STANDS TALL AND LOOKS DOWN ON THE MOTIONLESS SIERRA-
Stew-O: AND….”AIIIRRR JOORRDDAAANNNN!!!!” THE 450 SPLASH CONNECTS AS ASTRAEA THIS RIGHT RIGHT AWAY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!! IS THIS GOING TO DO IT?!
OOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Party Goin’ Dumb’ by Rico Nasty plays as an exhausted Astraea Jordan stands and has her hand raised in victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….ASSTTRRRAAEEAAA JOORRDDAAAANNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: What a main event that we just got the chance to witness! Sierra gave it her all but in the end it was Astraea that managed to get her hand raised in victory. It was a hard task, but Astraea proved here tonight that she is not done, and there are a lot more notices to hand out to the entire roster. But I don’t think she’s done, as she seems to be getting a microphone.
(Astraea celebrates her win for a few moments, before requesting a microphone at ringside, and ‘Party Goin’ Dumb’ begins to dies down. She listens to the crowd chant her name before speaking from there.)
Astraea Jordan: I said it once and I’ll say it again, I’m on a mission to make it back to the top. That is EXACTLY where I belong and I proved that last week and tonight, putting these sorry ass bitches in their place and showing them why I ain’t here to mess around and entertain their shifty narratives about me. I’ve slowly been chipping away, and it’s only a matter of time before I get what I want, and that better be quickly cuz I ain’t gonna wait long. When I said I’m coming back for everything I deserve, I MEANT THAT.
(The crowd continues to chant her name again, while Astraea pauses before continuing to speak into her microphone.)
Astraea Jordan: In case I gotta spell it out for you though, I’ll make this brief and simple. Earlier tonight I heard StarrStan making some announcements, and I couldn’t help but hear something that really caught my attention. Which is why I ain’t gonna wait for someone to announce my inclusion, I never needed to wait in line for anything because I’m simply better than everyone else in front of me. So I’ll make it official right now, at Battle of Egypt I am entering into the six woman ladder match. I don’t care who I gotta fuck up to get there, it’s gonna happen. I want the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain For Pride and I’m going to get it. So all y’all better watch out because there is plenty of free smoke to go around.
(The crowd gives a positive reaction to that before she puts the microphone to her lips again.)
Astraea Jordan: It doesn’t matter who is in front of me, I will knock them all the fuck down… because #AstraeaStillBetter.
(Astraea Jordan drops the mic before her ‘Party Goin’ Dumb picks back up and she continues celebrating her win. The last shot seen is Astraea standing on the top rope raising her hands in the air as from there, Friday Night Dynasty then begins to come to a close.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
