4-22-18

 

“901 Voltage Drive“

 

(“Bully” by Shinedown hits as fireworks go off all over the Voltage ramp pathway, the crowd cheering and reacting loudly, their cheers reaching a crescendo as we head down toward commentators Nick Angel and Kawajai)

Kawajai: An excellent night of action prepared this evening for our amazing Voltage fans, part of the greater EAW universe as a whole!

Nick Angel: It’s gonna be some good ish tonight. Nothing I love more than big, burly, perspiring men in tights going at it with one another.

Kawajai: Uh…

Nick Angel: What, Kawa? You got a problem? Remember who’s in the main event tonight. This is no longer just Voltage. This is the officially sanctioned domain of the GAY MEAT COMMUNITY.

Kawajai: I didn’t say anything.

Nick Angel: That’s what I thought. Don’t bring your homophobic BS here. And now to the action!

(Switch by Otto Cate & Brian Skeel begins to play as the crowd boos. James Rangers runs out onto the stage as he makes his way to the ring.)

RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from London, England, weighing 243 pounds…. BLACK MAMBA, JAMESSS RANNGGERRSS!

(‘DEVIL’ by Shinedown plays as the crowds is split between cheers and boos. Wolfgang Cradle walks down the ramp and into the ring.)

RA: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 245 pounds… WOLFFGANNGGG CRADDLEEE!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Kawajai: Here we go with singles action here on Voltage. Both men walks up to one another. They lock up and fight for control. Cradle knees Rangers in the gut and connects with a standard suplex. He now does a standing elbow drop to the chest of Rangers. Rangers quickly makes his way to the feet and Cradle throws several rights that pushes back Rangers. Cradle now pushes him into the corner. He now delivers a shoulder block straight to the midsection. He now repeats the action. He now picks Rangers up on his shoulders and steps back. He now charges forward and throws him back against the turnbuckles. He now puts Rangers in a headlock.

Nick Angel: Rangers fights back with elbows to the ribs of Cradle. Cradle responds with a knee to the skull of Rangers. He now drops him with an STO! He picks up Rangers and goes for a scoop power slam! Rangers pushes him off and brings him down with a Russian leg sweep! Rangers grabs Cradle as he’s on his knees and delivers a quick fireman’s carry! Cradle gets back to his feet and is met with a kick to the gut and a chop to the chest by Rangers! Snap Suplex! Rangers does a quick cover after that snap suplex!

ONEEEE! TWOOO!

Kawajai: Cradle kicks out! Cradle now begins to get back on his feet! Rangers grabs him and irish whips him off the ropes! He goes for a clothesline but Cradle ducks! He bounces off the ropes and comes at Rangers again but is met with a shoulder block by Rangers! Cradle gets back on his feet! James connects with a mule kick! He’s setting up the Final Execution! He comes off the ropes… DROP KICK! HE RUNS STRAIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT BY CRADLE! RANGERS BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES IN A DAZE AND CRADLE EXECUTES A DROP TOE HOLD!

Nick Angel: Cradle now gets back and watches Rangers who is stumbling to his feet! CRADLE NOW CHARGES AT RANGERS FOR A SPEAR! RANGERS SIDE STEPS IT! CRADLE SPINS AROUND… DEATHSTRIKE! THE SUPER KICK CONNECTS AND CRADLE FALLS! RANGERS COVERS HIM!

ONEEE! TWOOOOOO! THREEEEE!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Switch by Otto Cate & Brian Skeel hits as James Rangers begins to celebrate his victory.)

Rebecca: The winner of this match by pinfall… JAMESSS RANGER!

Kawajai: James Rangers emerges victorious here tonight on Voltage!

Nick Angel: Wolfgang Cradle gave hit his best but that Superkick at the end was too much!

(Cut from the ring. The Camera pans in on Nemesis staring up at the ceiling speaking out loud)

How could I let you down? How could I be so stupid, so worthless? It’s been awhile since you guys physically went away, I’m not ready for you guys to go away mentally. I don’t think I can handle life beyond you guys completely it’s been fifteen years since it happened… I don’t deserve this what have I done to deserve a life like this. I was a good little boy, not much different than normal kids. I’ve been mad at the world ever since that dreadful day looking for answers in all the wrong places. A life like this has caused me to seek out enjoyment in the pain of others, I love every minute of it but where did I go wrong, what did I do wrong? I don’t know how much longer I can take this life I don’t know how much longer before I snap completely. Come back to me I beg you come back lead me to the promised land. I’ve never known such a cold such a vacancy this feeling of emptiness is like no other refill my void. Come back my saviors come back don’t go don’t go I need you I want you I am nothing without you, I’ll listen I promise I’ll listen… just like I should have listened when I was a kid. I like the feeling of being able to remember, but I love the feeling of winning so much more I’ll trade everything away if you come back to me. How can I go on, it’s like I’ve lost more than some voices it’s like I lost something more special something closer and more important in life, something no being on this Earth should have to go without I’ve lost my…

(The camera quickly cuts away before Nemesis is able to finish his thought)

Nick Angel: That was odd like some unworldly being didn’t want Nemesis to finish what he was saying

Kawajai: I… I have no words Nemesis is obviously going through something traumatic how on Earth is he going to compete tonight.

(Camera pans to ringside. Moongoose McQueen is seen already standing in the ring)

Rebecca: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

(“Disease” by Ghosts of August hits as Liam Archer walks down to the ring)

Rebecca: Moongoose’s opponent.. From Ballymun, Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… LIAM ARCHERRR!!!

Kawajai: A major opportunity for Liam to knock off a big time player like Moongoose McQueen!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Kawajai: This match is underway — AND IMMEDIATELY LIAM ARCHER WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN! MOONGOOSE IS COMPLETELY BLINDSIDED, WHAT THE HELL?? AND LIAM ARCHER WRENCHES HIM IN — DARK DESIRES! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS, COMPLETELY LAYING OUT MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN AS LIAM ARCHER DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Disease” by Ghosts of August hits as Liam’s arm is raised victoriously. Moongoose is laid out, unconscious, centered in the middle of ring)

Rebecca: The winner of this match by pinfall… LIAMMM ARCHERRR!!

Kawajai: WOW! WHAT A DOMINANT VICTORY BY LIAM ARCHER!

Nick Angel: BIG THINGS ON THE HORIZON FOR THIS KID! AND WHAT OF MOONGOOSE? LIAM JUST DECISIVELY DOMINATED HIM!

(Backstage, Ahren Fournier is seen walking about with his Interwire Championship draped around his waist. He’s doing a little light stretching when his opponent from the main event of last week’s Voltage, The Revenant, walks up to him. Fournier’s posture immediately changes from relaxed and aloof to alert and wary as the two men look into the eyes of one another. The Revenant indignantly nods as he appears about to say something…)

The Revenant: Nice little bullshit victory you got over me last week, Ahren. It was like the moment you put your foot on that rope to secure the pin on me, your balls shriveled up like raisins. You talk about wanting to change wrestling and how you’re tired of it being a “joke,” but what your ass did last week? You’re perpetuating that insidious culture. How’s it feel to be a fucking hypocrite, “champ”?

(Ahren’s brow waggles and he takes a moment to collect himself before laughing at The Revenant and pointing to his Interwire Championship. Revenant silently replies by pointing to his New Breed Championship)

Ahren: Talk that shit all you want. Last week I went out there and I did my thing. I proved I’m the preeminent champion on this brand, above you, and even above Chris Elite. I’m EAW’s next main event superstar and you’re a fuckin’ MMA reject coming at me full of estrogen. Fact of the matter is that if you could do the whole thing over again and catch me slipping the same way I caught your punk ass slipping, you would have done the exact same thing. All this bitching is window-dressing over the fact your little MMA tactics didn’t do shit in the main event last week. Debate me.

(The Revenant appears somewhat flustered by the venomous clapback of Ahren Fournier. He fakes like he’s about to talk, but closes his mouth, tightening his cheek muscles and gathering himself for a moment before he proceeds…)

The Revenant: This shit isn’t over. You haven’t seen the last of me. I don’t give a rat’s ass how that six-pack challenge plays out tonight. Your fate is irrelevant to me. ‘Cause this gravy train doesn’t stop with the New Breed Championship. Remember that.

(The Revenant walks off. Ahren Fournier shouts at Revenant)

Ahren Fournier: DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!

(Revenant continues angrily tromping off into the distance. Ahren Fournier mutters under his breath…)

Ahren: He on that heavy-flow first-day period shit. It’ll pass.

(COMMERCIAL)

(The camera pans around the packed Jamsil Arena as “Paradise” by Big Sean hits and Malcolm Jones emerges from behind the curtain to a loud ovation from the crowd as he looks around the arena on the stage before walking to the ring)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…..introducing first….from Harlem, New York……weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds……THE WAVE…..MMMALLCOOLLLMMM JJJONNNEESS!!!!

Nick Angel: This man is coming into this match with a huge deal of momentum. He scored a huge victory over Mongoose McQueen, even though it was caused by a thumb to the eye. I doubt Malcolm cares though because he is likely thinking what a win over the New Breed Champion would do for him here in EAW!

(Malcolm hops in the ring and poses on the top rope as his theme dies down and “For Whom Bell Tolls” by Metalllica blares the speakers as the lights dim down and the crowd erupts again as The Revenant walks from behind the curtain and not wasting any time as he walks to the ring with the New Breed title around his waist)

Rebecca Sawyer: And his opponent…..from Chicago, Illinois….weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds…He is the CURRENT New Breed Champion……THE DREADKNIGHT….TTHHHEEE RRREEEEEVVVEEENNNAAANNNTTTT!!!!!

Kawajai: Revenant came up just short last week in the champion vs champion match against Interwire Champion Ahren Fournier. And I can bet you Revenant feels he should have won that match if it wasn’t for Ahren using the ropes to his advantage. He looks to rebound here tonight against very determined Malcolm Jones!

(Revenant slides into the ring as the lights come back on and his theme dies down and he hands the New Breed Championship to the referee as he is staring a hole across the ring to Malcolm)

DING! DING! DING!

Kawajai: Here we go here folks! Both men are circling the ring here and both hold there right hands out trying to test each others strength….and WOAH Malcolm with a kick to the midsection! Malcolm now hammering at the back of Revenant repetitively and now irish whips him in the corner BUT WOAH Malcolm follows him immediantely and connects with a splash in the corner!

Nick Angel: And Malcolm now hits a belly to belly suplex as Revenant comes out of the corner! Malcolm walks to the other side of the ring and HITS ANOTHER! Malcolm Jones is feeling it right now!

Nick Angel: Malcolm connects with another one! BUT OH NO! Revenant is blocking it! Now Revenant with repetitive elbow to the shoulder of Malcolm and Malcolm Jones finally releases the grip! Malcolm takes about two steps back and now RUNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE!! Revenant turned Malcolm inside out with that one! Revenant wasting no time here as he lifts Malcolm up off the mat and connects with a snap suplex!

Kawajai: Revenant now gets on top of Malcolm and elbowing him right in the head over and over again! The New Breed Champion is relentless!!

Nick Angel: Revenant looking to end things here! HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE JUDGE!!!!

The Revenant (Without a mic): THUMBS DOWN!!

Nick Angel: HE’S GOT HIM HIGH UP IN THE AIR!! BUT NO NO MALCOLM GETS OUT OF IT FROM BEHIND! MALCOLM WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF REVENANT’S RIGHT LEG!! Malcolm has got Revenant down here…what’s he going to do?! Malcolm runs to the ropes facing Revenant’s back then to the other side and CONNECTS WITH A ENZUIGIRI!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! IS THIS IT?!

ONE…
TWO…

Kawajai: NO!! Malcolm gets on the ground and puts hits arms around Revenant’s throat looking for the Cocaina Clutch!! Revenant trying to fight it! Revenant is able to avoid disaster by holding on to the ropes and the referee forces the break! Malcolm releases and backs off and goes right back on the attack but OH REVENANT WITH A BODY KICK RIGHT TO THE STOMACH! Malcolm is bent over in pain! And Revenant looking to take advantage and hits another superkick right to the face and causes Malcolm to roll over to the corner!!

Kawajai: Revenant now with a kick to the gut to Malcolm who is set up in the corner! And now shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust! Revenant now runs to the opposite side and RUNS LOOKING FOR THE COMBAT SPEAR!!!! NOBODY HOME!! Revenant went shoulder first into the ring post!!

Nick Angel: Malcolm now looking to take advantage! Malcolm lifts Revenant and sits him on the top turnbuckle! WHAT DOES HE PLAN TO DO?! Malcolm slow to get up there but he finally does and hits a right hand! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND PUTS REVENANT’S ARM OVER HIS NECK!! HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!! THIS IS IT!!

Kawajai: But that might have done more damage to Malcolm than it did to Revenant! He is holding his own back unable to get to the cover! Both men are down! BOTH MEN ARE TRYING TO CLAW OVER TO THE ROPES AS THEY CLUTCH THEIR BACKS, MALCOLM GETTING THERE JUST A BIT CLOSER AS HE’S OVER TO THE ROPES TRYING TO HYPE HIMSELF UP. THE CROWD IS GETTING INTO IT, CLAPPING IN RHYTHMIC UNISON, AND MALCOLM IS UP! MALCOLM IS UP TO HIS FEET AND THE REVENANT IS CLAWING ON THE ROPES, TUGGING ON THEM FOR LEVERAGE, BUT MALCOLM SEES HIM AND THE REVENANT’S BACK IS TURNED! MALCOLM GOES FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX — BUT THE REVENANT WITH AN ELBOW SENDS JONES STAGGERING BACK, AND NOW THE REVENANT CHARGES FORWARD — TAKEDOWN ON MALCOLM — NO! MALCOLM WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE OF THE REVENANT AND I THINK THAT MAY HAVE CAUGHT REV RIGHT IN THE EYE AS JONES PULLS HIM IN — THE L TRAIN!!! THAT L TRAIN CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS, COMPLETELY LAYING REVENANT OUT! MALCOLM WITH THE PIN ON THE FOLLOW-THROUGH, IS HE GOING TO GET A VICTORY OVER THE NEW BREED CHAMPION?

Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… THRRR–

THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Pray for ‘Em” by Meek Mill hits as the referee raises Malcolm Jones’ arm in victory. Jones rolls out of the ring as the crowd responds in somewhat shocked fashion)

RA: The winner of this match by pinfall…. MALCOLMMMM JONESSS!!!!

Kawajai: Malcolm’s knocked off the New Breed Champion! Could it be that maybe Ahren Fournier had gotten in The Revenant’s head in their little run-in after that back-and-forth last week on Voltage?

Nick Angel: Whatever the case, Malcolm Jones has knocked off the New Breed Champion and that’s a major feather in his cap. The Revenant hasn’t had a fortunate past couple of weeks but I’d be remiss not to say that I think he’s going to turn the corner in a huge way!

Kawajai: Let’s hope, for his sake, that he does.

(Kathy Kush is seen walking backstage toward a dark room. She brushes against the back of a raven-haired man wearing a black trenchcoat. The man turns around and reveals himself to be Erebus Jennings. Startled, Kathy takes a moment to collect herself, looking into the empty-eyed expression of Jennings. Kathy holds the microphone up, signalling a break in the awkward silence)

Kathy: Um, excuse me… Erebus? Last week Terry Chambers was coming down to the ring in what was advertised to be a demand for answers after you attacked him in his Triple Threat match two weeks ago. Instead, on his path down the aisle, the lights went out and you blindsided him. You and Terry both disappeared after the lights dimmed once again. What happened? Did you kidnap Terry?

Erebus: Of course not. I did a civil service to Terry Chambers by going down there and making him feel my presence. Now, did I have a talk with him once we both disappeared from plain view? Anybody’s guess, really. But what I can assure you of is that whatever “answers” Terry Chambers was seeking, he got.

(Kathy Kush looks a bit taken aback by the imposing presence of Erebus Jennings before she asks her next question)

Kathy: Erebus, later on tonight you have the opportunity to make them “feel your presence” in the six-pack challenge to determine the number one contender for Ahren Fournier’s Interwire Championship. What is your mentality going into a match where the odds are against you? It seems like luck is a huge factor that you have to take into account.

(Erebus looks down at Kathy menacingly)

Erebus: I think my business with Terry speaks for itself, frankly. And I think the immediate impact I’ve made on this brand is going to continue to be felt when I drag five other men into the shadows with me tonight, maybe never to return. Whether the cards are there for me to get that golden opportunity or submerge myself back into a shadowy darkness, nobody will escape tonight’s match unscathed. They’ll all feel the effects of the physical onslaught I impose on them.

(Erebus walks off, drifting deeper into the dimly lit room, the camera panning into his silhouette before fading out…)

(The camera cuts to Rebecca Sawyer in the ring.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following is a tag team contest schedule for one fall!

(“Can I Live” by Jay Z hits as Impact makes his way down to the ring wearing a referee shirt.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing first already in the ring he is the special guest referee… IMPACT!!!

Nick Angel: So Impact is apparently the special guest referee for this tag team match. That should be interesting.

Kawajai: I wonder if he can be an unbiased official or not.

(“Pray for Me” by G-Eazy hits to cheers as Andrei Sokolova comes out to the ring wearing the REVOLT! Heavyweight Championship.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The first team… introducing first now residing in Doncaster, England he is ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREI SOKOLOVA!!!

Nick Angel: Here comes the champ from REVOLT! Andrei Sokolova who is now looking to take over the EAW world by storm!

Kawajai: We will see if he can as he is up against some top talent here in EAW! EAW pride!

(“Beat The Devil’s Tattoo” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club hits as Ahren Fournier makes his way down to the ring to loud boos from the crowd.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And his tag team partner from Pawtucket, Rhode Island he is the EAW Interwire Champion… AHRRRRRRRRREN FOURNIER!!!

Nick Angel: Here comes the champ! This team comprised both of men wearing championship titles from two companies that have now become one.

Kawajai: That symbolism tho…

(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits as Jamie O’Hara comes out to the ring.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing the next team! First from Melbourne, Australia… JAMIE O’HARRRRRRRRA!!!

Nick Angel: Here comes the former World Heavyweight Champion lets see what he can do in the ring here tonight!

Kawajai: Should be a good match!

(“Out of the Black” by Royal Blood hits as Lars Grier makes his way to the ring.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And his tag team partner from Cincinnati, Ohio this is LARRS GRRRIERR!!!

Nick Angel: Lars Grier and Jamie O’Hara have fought each other before but this week they are tag team partners!

Kawajai: I wonder if they can co-exist!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Nick Angel: We are underway and it appears that Andrei Sokolova and Lars Grier will be starting things off for their teams. Andrei and Lars lock up in the ring as Andrei pushes Lars back into the corner and delivers a series of hard shots to the gut.

Kawajai: Lars getting lit up here as the REVOLT! Heavyweight Champion is punishing him with strikes in the corner. Lars tries to squirm out of the corner but Andrei grabs him from behind… German Suplex takes Lars down in the ring! Andrei lifts Lars back up by the throat and throws him into the corner! But Lars jumps off the top rope with a Crossbody onto Andrei! Lars now pummeling away at the head of his opponent! Lars is quite enraged!!!

Nick Angel: Andrei throws Lars off of him as both men get back up. Andrei quickly drops Lars to his back with a fist. Lars pulls himself up in the corner but Andrei charges in with a boot to the midsection. Andrei whips Lars across the ring as he catches him with a Back Body Drop on the return. Lars pulling himself back up as Andrei lifts him high up above his head… Military Press connects! What power! Now a Running Splash as Andrei lunges into the pin!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: But Jamie O’Hara lunges into the ring to save Lars from being pinned! It might have been over there if not for the interference! Andrei chases Jamie out of the ring who just barely slides under the bottom rope to get away. Andrei laughs before tagging in his partner Ahren Fournier in order to take a break.

Nick Angel: Ahren Fournier in now as Lars Grier quickly grabs him by the arm as he goes in for a clothesline! Lars taking Ahren down as he grabs the legs and begins stomping away at the chest of Ahren. Lars now grappling the legs of Ahren as he turns and twists him over into an Ankle Lock! Will Ahren tap out?!?!? Ahren struggling to get over into the corner as Lars is wrenching on that ankle!!!

Kawajai: But Ahren makes it to the corner! What determination shown by Ahren! Lars Grier just won’t let up though as he goes to pick up Ahren and drops him neck first across the ropes! Ahren down as Lars comes off the ropes… elbow drop connects! Lars not done though as he is climbing up the turnbuckle now… Ahren up… FLYING DROPKICK CONNECTS!!! The cover from Lars Grier on Ahren!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: The kickout from Ahren! Lars Grier is pissed as he screams at Impact to count faster. I thought that was a pretty reasonable count myself.

Kawajai: Lars should be focusing on his opponent instead of the referee… Lars turns around and Ahren takes him down with a Crossface outta nowhere!!! Ahren with the Crossface! No Lars rolls through! Both men back up… Both take each other down with Clotheslines!!! The struggle is real as both get back up and Lars delivers a back chop to the chest of Ahren Fournier!

Nick Angel: Ahren responds with a chop of his own! They are trading strikes back and forth… Ahren has had enough of that shit as he whips Lars across the ring… LARS FIRES BACK WITH A DROPSAULT!!! What athleticism by Lars taking down Ahren! Ahren slowly back up… Lars takes him down with a running forearm to the skull! Lars now looking to climb to the top rope yet again…

Kawajai: FLYING DROPKICK ONCE MORE!!! NO! AHREN DODGED IT AND LARS LANDED RIGHT ON HIS BACK IN THE RING!!! The cover from Ahren!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: But Lars kicks out this time!!! Ahren pulls Lars up and tosses him across the ring!!! Jamie O’Hara reaches down and tags himself in. Ahren challenging Jamie to come in the ring and fight him as Jamie climbs in between the ropes. Jamie in as he charges Ahren and the two begin to exchange punches! Ahren takes Jamie down with a hard right hand but Jamie is right back up as he starts to bring the fight to Ahren! Jamie pummeling Ahren as Ahren gets in between the ropes and Impact is forced to break the two up.

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara looks mad pissed at Impact as he yells at him accusing the referee of being biased against him.

Nick Angel: Jamie backs off as Ahren returns to his corner and tags in Andrei Sokolova. Sokolova climbs into the ring as he looks to square off against O’Hara.

Kawajai: Jamie charges in with a Superkick outta nowhere on Sokolova! NO! Sokolova caught the leg of O’Hara as he tips him over backwards! Sokolova not taking any shit here tonight as he drops down mounting O’Hara and beating the hell outta his face! He ain’t gonna look the same after tonight! The powerful strikes from Sokolova has O’Hara reeling as he squirms over towards the ropes and forces the break.

Nick Angel: Sokolova breaks as Jamie bitches at Impact that he should’ve gotten him off him sooner.

Impact: He was in the ropes. Let’s have a fair contest guys. Positive environment.

Kawajai: Jamie looks annoyed at Impact as he turns to Sokolova and bitch slaps him across the face. Sokolova laughs as he begins to pummel away at Jamie’s face yet again! Jamie backed up into the corner but he dodges the strikes from Sokolova who punches the turnbuckle and hurts his hand! Jamie slides behind Sokolova as he rolls him up from behind!!! Jamie has the tights!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: But Impact notices that Jamie has the tights and his feet are on the ropes and refuses to count the three!!! Jamie is pissed off as he gets all up in Impact’s face yelling at him and I can’t quite tell what he is saying.

Kawajai: I feel Impact made the right call! That was an illegal pin Nick!

Nick Angel: Sokolova from behind though as Jamie is arguing with the referee!!! NO! Jamie ducks as Sokolova falls to the ground with the momentum from his sneak attack! Sokolova rolls through to his feet as O’Hara meets him back up! O’Hara with a Superkick this time connecting as Sokolova falls backwards into the corner! O’Hara arguing with Impact again as he missed that Sokolova is making the tag to his partner Ahren Fournier!!!

Kawajai: The crowd booing loudly as Ahren slides into the ring! Impact and Jamie haven’t even seen him!!! Fournier has the blind side of an unknowing Jamie, clutching on his tights — AND AHREN’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE AGAIN FOR LEVERAGE! IS THE REFEREE BLIND??

(Fast count by Impact)

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Beat The Devil’s Tattoo” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club hits as Ahren Fournier quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs his Interwire Championship and makes his exit.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Here are your winners the team of the EAW Interwire Champion Ahren Fournier and the REVOLT! Heavyweight Champion Andrei Sokolova!!!

Nick Angel: The champions did it! But maybe not without controversy as Lars Grier has entered the ring and is arguing with Impact along with Jamie O’Hara who gets up and is mouthing profanities at Impact! Impact is shrugging his shoulders — BUT JAMIE! IN EXCELSIS DELIVERED TO THE JAW OF IMPACT! JAMIE JUST GOT HIS FIRST TASTE OF REVENGE ON IMPACT AFTER IMPACT COST HIM THAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! WOW! AND THE CROWD IS ABUZZ WITH EXCITEMENT AS LARS GRIER LOOKS ON NODDING!

Kawajai: Was it really that fast of a count?? Or is Jamie being a poor sport? His frustrations should be directed toward Ahren Fournier who for the second time in two weeks got away with having his foot on the rope as he was pinning his opponent!

Nick Angel: Impact isn’t going to like this one bit. I’m DYING to see his reaction next week.

(The camera cuts to a commercial for the EAW Hall of Fame ceremony which will be competed against by the NWF Hall of Tougie ceremony taking place just across the street. Camera then pans back to the cleared ringside area)

( The camera cuts to the ring where Rebecca Sawyer is standing by with a mic in hand. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Rebecca Sawyer: This match is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a SIX-PACK CHALLENGE! The winner will become the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first…

( “It Follows” by Cain Hill starts to play. The crowd forms a synchronized boo as Xander Payne steps out onto the stage and then makes his way to the ring. )

Rebecca Sawyer: Weighing in at two hundred and fifty-five pounds… From Brampton, Ontario, Canada… He is “The Paynekiller”… XANDERRRR PAYYNEEEE!!

( “Blood On The Leaves” by Kanye West begins to play. A mixed reaction of cheers and boos fill the arena as Alejandro Correa makes his way to the ring. )

Rebecca Sawyer: And his opponent… Weighing in at two hundred and five pounds… From Madrid, Spain… ALEJANDROOO CORREEAAA!!!

( “Indestructible” by Disturbed starts to play and the crowd continues their mix of cheers and boos. Erebus Jennings makes his way to the ring. )

Rebecca Sawyer: And their opponent… Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds… From Parts Unknown… “The Forthcoming of Darkness”… EREBUSSSS JENNNINGSSSS!!!

( “Psyched Out” by The Supersuckers begins to play. The mixed reactions continue as Ryan Wilson runs out to the ring. )

Rebecca Sawyer: And their opponent… Weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds… From Montreal, Quebec, Canada… “The Jerk With A Mouth”… RYANNN WILLLSSONNNN!!!!

( “Let’s Go All The Way” by Insane Clown Posse starts to play. The crowd finally changes their reactions to a roar of boos. Nemesis makes his way to the ring. )

Rebecca Sawyer: And their opponent… Weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds… From Long Island, New York… He is the “Tattooed Nightmare”… NEEEMMMEESSISSSSS!!!

( “Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones Jr. starts playing. The crowd continues to boo as Terry Chambers makes his way to the ring. )

Rebecca Sawyer: And finally… Weighing in at two hundred and eighty-seven pounds… From Detroit, Michigan… “The Barbaric Carnivore”… TERRRYYY CHAMMMBERRRSSS!!!

( All six men stand in the ring eyeing one another, waiting for the ref to signal for the bell. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Kawajai: THE MAYHEM BEGINS! TERRY CHARGES AT EREBUS JENNINGS WITH AN ELBOW SMASH RIGHT TO HIS JAW THEN UNLOADS A FURY OF PUNCHES BACKING HIM UP INTO THE CORNER! XANDER GOES ON THE ATTACK ON NEMESIS, RUNNING AT HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! RYAN SPRINTS TO ALEJANDRO AND POPS UP ON HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS HIM NEAR THE ROPES AND HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Terry isn’t letting up and continues to throw punch after punch! Erebus blocks one, grabs a hold of his head, then spins him around so that he’s in the corner! Erebus is unleashing a fury of punches from head to gut and back! Xander lifts Nemesis up for a snap suplex and it connects! He goes for the quick cover!

Ref: ON—

Nick Angel: Before the ref could even count to one, Ryan Wilson breaks the pin up! He grabs a hold of Xander and throws him into the ropes. He rebounds and connects a tilt-a-whirl sideslam! Nemesis is back up and stands behind Ryan… NECKBREAKER! Ryan runs to the corner where Terry and Erebus are battling… HE GRABS EREBUS FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM BACK WITH A SUPER RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Terry is still in the corner a little dazed! Ryan charges directly to him, but Terry drives his elbow right into Ryan’s jaw! HE RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER… BIG BOOT! THE BIG BOOT TAKES DOWN RYAN AND TERRY IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING IN THE RING RIGHT NOW! HERE COMES ALEJANDRO BACK INTO THE RING! TERRY TURNS AROUND TO A HIGH KNEE FROM HIM!

Kawajai: Nemesis is back to his feet as him and Alejandro lock eyes. Alejandro throws a right hook. Nemesis throws a right hook. Alejandro throws a right elbow to his jaw! Nemesis throws a right elbow to his jaw! Erebus and Xander are up and they see the two exchanging blows… THEY CHARGE DIRECTLY AT THEM AS EREBUS CONNECTS AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP ON NEMESIS AND XANDER CONNECTS A SUPERKICK TO ALEJANDRO! Erebus spins into a forearm smash right to Nemesis as he falls to the mat! Xander grabs a hold of Erebus and sends him into the corner! HE CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT EREBUS DUCKS UNDER! While turning around Xander climbs up to the top rope… TORNADO DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE! IT CONNECTS ONTO EREBUS!

Nick Angel: AND AS HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER RYAN WILSON COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND GRABS A HOLD OF HIS HEAD! INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! Alejandro rises back to his feet and grabs a hold of Ryan Wilson! HE THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES AND THEN CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER! RYAN FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! Alejandro quickly runs back to Xander and goes for the cover!

Ref: ONEE!!

TWOO!!

Kawajai: Xander kicks out right at the count of two! Alejandro sits on his knees and then drops back down to apply a headlock to Xander. He tightens the hold and you can see his face start to turn colors! Terry is alive now and connects a running senton right onto Alejandro and Xander! He grabs a hold of Alejandro and has him in a powerbomb position! HE LIFTS HIM UP! Alejandro is throwing punch after punch down on Terry’s head and is able to bring him down! He runs towards the corner turnbuckle as Terry quickly gets back to his feet… CARRILERO! THE WHISPER IN THE WIND CONNECTS! Terry rolls out of the ring after and EREBUS FROM BEHIND! HE SPINS ALEJANDRO AROUND AND CONNECTS A SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER! NEMESIS COMES UP AND THROWS EREBUS OUT OF THE RING! HE LANDS NEAR RYAN WHO IS ALMOST TO HIS FEET!

Nick Angel: Nemesis is eyeing Ryan Wilson right now… HE RUNS TO THE ROPES… SPRINGBOARDS… CROSSBODY RIGHT ONTO RYAN! BUT RYAN ROLLS THROUGH AND CONNECTS A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX, SENDING NEMESIS RIGHT ONTO OUR ANNOUNCER TABLE! WHAT A MOVE AND WHAT STRENGTH SHOWN BY THE JERK WITH A MOUTH! Ryan is focused on Erebus now as he gets to his feet and they start to exchange punches. Erebus with an uppercut! A could knife edge chops straight to the chest now. HE SCOOPS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM ON THE STEEL STEPS! HIS BACK GETS DRIVEN INTO PURE STEEL! In the ring, Alejandro and Xander both rise to their feet and start to trade punches. Xander grabs a hold of Alejandro by the head and drags him to the corner where he throws him back first. He begins unloading a fury of punches and then runs to the opposite corner. HE CHARGES AT ALEJANDRO AND CANNONBALL! THE RUNNING CORNER CANNONBALL CONNECTS!

Kawajai: Xander rises back to his feet and pulls Alejandro out of the corner. HE’S SETTING ALEJANDRO UP FOR THE PAYNEKILLER! BUT HERE COMES EREBUS FROM BEHIND! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX AND XANDER HOLDS ONTO ALEJANDRO AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE ROPES! WHAT STRENGTH FROM XANDER! BUT ALEJANDRO CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE LANDING ON THE ROPES! EREBUS TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO THE QUE GOLAZO! THE BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS! ALEJANDRO GOES FOR THE COVER!

Ref: ONEE!!!

TWOOO!!!

Nick Angel: EREBUS KICKED OUT OF THE BICYCLE KICK! Alejandro pulls Erebus up to his feet and then whips him into the ropes. He runs against the opposite ropes AND HE’S GOING FOR THE POUNCE! HEARTSBANE! NO EREBUS STOPS BEFORE HE CONNECTS IT AND FLIES RIGHT INTO THE ROPES! HE HOLDS ON BUT HOLY SHIT HERE COMES TERRY CHAMBERS! TERRY CONNECTS A MONSTROUS FOREARM SMASH AND THEN GRABS A HOLD OF EREBUS. EXPLODER SUPLEX! HE’S NOT DONE… T-5!! THE F-5 CONNECTS!! HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN BUT HERE COMES ALEJANDRO! TERRY IS ON TOP FOR THE PIN!

Ref: ONEEE!!!

Kawajai: WHAT?! ALEJANDRO HAS THE PARACELSUS LOCKED IN WHILE TERRY IS PINNING EREBUS! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!

Ref: TWOOO!!!

Nick Angel: OH MY GOD BEFORE THE THREE COUNT HE MANEUVERS TERRY INTO A PIN FROM THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE WHILE STILL HAVING IT LOCKED IN!

Ref: ONEE!!

TWOOO!!

THREEE!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Blood On The Leaves” by Kanye West begins to play. Alejandro Correa has his hand held in victory. )

Rebecca Sawyer: Here is your winner and the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP… ALEJJANDRROOO CORREAAAA!!!

Kawajai: WHAT A DAMN MATCH! From start to finish this match was so back and forth I could barely even keep up! Congraulations to Alejandro, he put up the fight and is rewarded with a great opportunity!

Nick Angel: Absolutely agreed. All of these men fought valiantly, but only one could win and that is the man right there. None of these guys should be ashamed of their performance, matches like this aren’t easy.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

( We open up to the Jamsil Arena again, and we see Rebecca Sawyer standing front and center in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand. )

Rebecca Sawyer: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to the events that occured last week with the firing of Voltage General Manager Kenny Drake, Elite Answers Wrestling has found a replacement that will serve as both the General Manager as well as Commissioner of Sunday Night Voltage!

( Rebecca motions to the stage… the crowd waits in anticipation. )

( “Waves” by Kanye West hits, and the crowd jumps out of their seats in unison as Captain Charisma walks out wearing street clothes. )

Kawajai: CAPTAIN CHARISMA IS HERE!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE NEW COMMISSIONER OF SUNDAY NIGHT VOLTAGE… EAW HALL OF FAMER, MATHIEU “CAPTAIN CHARISMA” DANIELS!!!!!

Nick Angel: THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC!

( Commissioner Daniels starts counting his “peeps” in the crowd and he jogs down the ramp hi-fiving fans on both sides. The audience has a mix of applause and “THIS IS AWESOME!” chants as they cheer on the EAW Hall of Famer. )

Kawajai: WHAT A HUMONGOUS RESPONSE FROM THESE FANS HERE IN SEOUL!!! YOU CAN’T BLAME THESE PEOPLE FOR BEING EXCITED, THIS IS THE FIRST APPEARANCE CAPTAIN CHARISMA WILL BE MAKING IN AN EAW RING IN OVER 6 YEARS!

Nick Angel: A THREE TIME WORLD CHAMPION, FIVE TIME HARDCORE CHAMPION, FORMER GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER, EAW HALL OF FAMER; WHAT THE HELL HASN’T THIS MAN DONE IN EAW?

( Captain Charisma goes all around ringside, hi-fiving everyone he sees, and motions his arms like a jetplane to run across ringside and hi-five the other part of the crowd. )

Kawajai: Don’t forget to mention that he’s a former CEO! It’s no wonder he was given the title as Commissioner of Voltage, he knows the board room almost as well as he knows this wrestling ring! And don’t forget all of the innovation he’s brought to EAW in and out of the ring, this may be one of the most creative men in this industry!

( In the ring: CC is perched up on the turnbuckle counting all of his “peeps”, and the crowd cheers wildly for him until he steps down from the turnbuckle and is handed a microphone. CC’s music dies down, and the crowd lets him hear it. )

Audience: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!

Commissioner Daniels: WOW! 901 Voltage Drive is looking alive!

( The audience continues their cheers, happy to see the EAW legend. CC rolls up the sleeves of his long t-shirt, and he rubs on the goosebumps on his arm. )

Commissioner Daniels: I’ve gotta admit I wasn’t expecting all of that, thank you for that response! HELLO NORTH KOREA!

( Parts of the crowd start to boo and other parts of the crowd laugh, including commentary. )

Kawajai: WE’RE IN SOUTH KOREA!

Commissioner Daniels: Oh my goodness I’m sorry, I meant to say HELLO SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA!

( The crowd gives a THUNDEROUS ovation. )

Commissioner Daniels: I knew I would screw something up! Vintage CC, Kang! It’s so great to be back here in an EAW ring, after 6 long years away from this profession it’s an incredibly proud honor to be back here and as Commissioner of Voltage no less! First of all I would like to thank Mr. DEDEDE for allowing me the opportunity at getting behind the helm of this wonderful show, Voltage has been a brand that has had to deal with adversity from the very start of Season 11, and all of you Voltage faithful watched this brand literally work itself from dead last in brand prestige all the way to becoming the premiere show here in EAW. And without all of you, without your support, without your turnout in both television ratings and live events like this PACKED HOUSE here tonight, this brand doesn’t get to exist, so thank you!

( The crowd cheers, and some of them begin chants of “ONE MORE MATCH!” to which CC can only smile. )

Commissioner Daniels: Ohhh no don’t start that please! *laughs*

( The “ONE MORE MATCH!” chants start to take over, and CC can’t help but laugh. )

Commissioner Daniels: Hey never say never, right? But my business first and foremost is being your Commish, because there’s this old saying I used to have that went “THE CAP’N IS GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN!” Well when it comes to continuing Voltage’s upward trend and establishing Voltage as the premiere show in all of Elite Answers Wrestling, THE COMMISH IS GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN!

My role here isn’t going to be simply answering to DDD or HRDO or having all of the scheduling and promotion done for me. You see I understand why Banks and Starr want to simply be General Managers of their brands, it’s a lot more hands-on with the talent, while and being commissioner certainly entails talent relation, it also means requires a hand on approach at the entire direction of Voltage as an entity. And anybody who knows me knows my style isn’t suited simply to settle for booking matches or settling scores, I want to be able to take things to the NEXT LEVEL… so how about I kick things off with a bang?

( Crowd cheers. )

Commissioner Daniels: Love the enthusiasm. OK, iight so boom, here’s the first order of business. I’m well aware that Showdown has a little thing known as the No Way Out match happening at their Supershow, which just so happens to fall on the same weekend as Fighting Spirit: Tokyo. And if you ask me I feel like the competitive spirit has been lost on EAW inter-branded relations since I’ve been away. Wellllll, I don’t know about all of you, but I think Voltage can put on a WAY BETTER NWO match than they can!

Kawajai: Oh my! You don’t think..

Commissioner Daniels: So at Fighting Spirit: Tokyo it’s official, Voltage will be hosting a 6 MAN NO WAY OUT MATCH … wait for it…. WHERE THE WINNER WILL GET TO COMPETE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH … wait for it, wait for it, AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!!!

( Crowd erupts in cheers. )

Commissioner Daniels: Hang on a second now because it actually gets better, I’ve made myself a list!

( CC pulls out a list from the pocket of his jeans, and he un-crumples the piece of paper and pulls out a pair of spectacles from his back pocket to wear them on his face. CC reads carefully. )

Commissioner Daniels: And the list of participants will be: THE REVENANT…. LARS GRIER… EREBUS JENNINGS… MALCOLM JONES… LIAM ARCHER… AND “THE SHERIFF”, MR. DEDEDE!!!!

( The audience gives a huge round of applause, and CC drops the mic pipebomb style as “Waves” by Kanye West hits, prompting him to take his leave. )

Nick Angel: I LOVE IT! I love the spirit of competition, and with the six names he’s listed in this No Way Out match, these individuals without a doubt are going to pull out ALL of the stops, as a once in a career opportunity awaits the winner – that being a date with destiny at PAIN FOR PRIDE for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship!

Kawajai: If CC’s run as commissioner is going to be like this all the time, sign me up! What a wonderful addition to the Voltage brand and organization, and what an exciting announcement set for two weeks time at Fighting Spirit!

( FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK. )

( “Carrera Lu” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and the audience jumps out of their seats to give a THUNDEROUS ovation as Mr. DEDEDE confidently strolls out dressed in his Newaza Galaxy Blue Rashguard ring-gear with his GMC Sheriff vest over it. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Rebecca Sawyer: This following contest is scheduled for one fall and is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! Introducing first; representing the GAY MEAT COMMUNITY weighing in at 228 POUNDS, “THE SHERIFF” MISTEEEEEER DEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( DDD stops and poses on the ramp, lifting up the double corna taunt with both hands as fireworks rocket up from the stage into the air, and the cheers from the crowd grow even louder. )

Kawajai: The Sheriff is here to electrify this Seoul, South Korea crowd just minutes after finding out he’ll be participating in the death defying No Way Out match at Fighting Spirit: Tokyo! Let’s take a look at the sadistic, and brutal, and vile NWO match!

( VIDEO PACKAGE: Dramatic music comes on. We see a far away shot of the No Way Out structure hanging in the rafters, which shows the structure itself being a cell at a height of 20 feet, and made completely out of prison bars instead of the common mesh. There are four sides, a roof, and no door. In each corner, there are four smaller cells, also made of prison bars, with chains connected to the roof of each one so all four can be elevated to the top four corners of the structure. )

Stew-O voiceover: It is a structure inspired by the Hell in a Cell, Elimination Chamber and War Games, it is the most unrelenting environment of punishment perhaps in all of Elite Answers Wrestling lore!

Narrator: There is no forgiveness.

( We get a shot of the ring turnbuckle, where all turnbuckle pads are removed and several individuals are seen being driven into them and the agony on their faces upon impact is accentuated. )

Narrator: There is no protection.

“Pierre McGuire voiceover: HE IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CEMENT FLOORS!!!”

( We see shots of individuals taking bumps into the unprotected cement floors at ringside, which contain zero padding. )

Narrator: Over two dozen individuals have stepped foot in this hellacious structure, 16 of which have held World Championships, yet only a fraction of the men to ever compete in an NWO have been able to leave on their own volition.

Devan Dubian (in a confessional): In a match like this you find punishment in every corner.

Mr. DEDEDE (in a confessional): Just the name of that match still brings shivers down my spine.

( We see Elitists from the NWO matches of the past attacking each other with weapons, engulfing each other with fire, )

Hades the Hellraiser (in a confessional): You bargain your life, your sanity, your soul with the devil every time you step in there. Once you step foot in that structure you don’t leave without leaving a piece of your soul with it.

( We see more brutal clips including men driving each other into the cell bars of the structure and driving each other into the unprotected pavement at ringside. )

Narrator: Six competitors, yet only two may begin the contest. In each corner of the cell there are four smaller cells, also made of prison bars, with chains connected to the roof of each one so all four can be elevated to the top four corners of the structure. The structure has enough room for competitors to battle outside of the ring, and each cell lowers after various time intervals.

( We see competitors standing in the miniature cells above the ring, looking down in trepidation at the action taking place, with a first person look during the 2013 NWO match at Territorial Invasion 6, where Zack Crash is being punished by Hades the Hellraiser from the POV of one of the cells hanging at the corner of the NWO structure. )

Zack Crash (in a confessional): There is no greater misfortune than having to begin a contest like the NWO and see it through the whole way out. It’s not like an Elimination Chamber where you can be eliminated at any time.

Nick Angel (in a confessional): Take it from me, there’s enough punishment to last you the entire duration of the match. I would rather die than compete in that match again.

Narrator: Once every competitor is in the ring pandemonium is more likely than ever to ensue.

( We see brutal spots in the past NWO matches, including Dia Del Diablo 2016 where Jamie O’Hara lights up a match and sets Nick Angel’s tights on fire. )

Narrator: The ruthless and carnal nature found within all mankind is put on full display for the world to see.

( We see a shot of Jacob Senn purposefully snapping Zack Crash’s arm with the fujiwara armbar in the inaugural NWO match. )

Narrator: There is no cell door, no way of escape, no place of solace, nowhere to run. However for the few souls who possess the fortitude to brave the hell that comes with this structure… paradise awaits.

( We see several clips of individuals victorious in the No Way Out match. )

“Cherish voiceover: JAMIE O’HARA AND XAVIER WILLIAMS… HAVE WON THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS ON A SHOWDOWN EXCLUSIVE PAY-PER-VIEW!!!”

“Drake Jaeger voice over: THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! THE TRIUMVIRATE DID IT!!!!”

“Andy Dominguez voiceover: WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!”

“Masters voiceover: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!! DEDEDE IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!”

Narrator: The road to Pain for Pride comes to a deadly detour.

( A few more shots are shown of individuals bloody, in agony, crawling on the floor or using the bars of the NWO cell to will their way up to a vertical base. )

Narrator: Only the elite will find the promised land, for the others there will be No Way Out.

( Dramatic music comes to an end, and the video package fades to black… )

( CUT BACK TO THE RING: A happy and energetic DDD is in the ring warming up with “Carrera Lu” still playing on the sound system, and he does the belt-motion around his waist signifying to the crowd that he aspires to become champion. )

Nick Angel: And that man right there has already won himself a No Way Out match, famously during an Elitist of the Year winning run back in 2014 where he managed to bounce back after being eliminated from the Grand Rampage as the runner up, and went into the next FPV outlasting five other Hall of Famers in order to earn his way to the main event of Pain for Pride and compete in Battle of the Gods!

Kawajai: If there’s one man who’d like history to repeat itself it’s The Sheriff. DDD hoping to catch lightning in a bottle twice at Fighting Spirit: Tokyo, but tonight may be pivotal in him getting enough momentum to achieving that said goal, as he goes one on one with the reigning champion!

( “Carrera Lu” dies down…. and soon after, “Odee” by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie plays on the sound system, prompting a big time response from the crowd as Chris Elite walks out, flanked by Big Mike, rocking his pink mink with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. )

Rebecca Sawyer: His opponent… accompanied by Big Mike, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in tonight at 211 POUNDS… HE IS THE WOOOOOOOOOORLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOONNNNN… CHRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS ELIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite and Mr. DEDEDE are set to engage tonight in a rematch of what was, without question, the most anticipated EAW contest of 2017! Chris Elite of course had a meteoric rise leading into Road to Redemption 11 just from the hype behind his contentious rivalry with The Sheriff, but obtaining that victory at RTR is what truly solidified him as a major player in all of EAW!

Kawajai: He’s worked nearly a decade for this, but the only thing harder than getting it is keeping it, and he’s going to have to treat tonight’s match with the same importance as he did at RTR if he wants to go into Fighting Spirit himself with the momentum he needs!

( Chris Elite circles the ring jamming to his wireless beats headphones, and his music dies down while he remains energetic for the match. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Nick Angel: And here we go, the rematch to one of the most watched matches of Season 11 is underway, with the gears turning in both Chris Elite and Mr. DEDEDE’s head! Chris Elite said he wants to prove emphatically that he is the better man tonight, that he wants to prove he’s better than Mr. DEDEDE and that Road to Redemption wasn’t just some fluke against a legend who’s a shell of himself. DDD and Elite lock horns! And Elite dips down to the waist and hoists The Sheriff off the mat and runs with him over to the corner, and the referee counts away while Sheriff’s hands are up, prompting Chris to release the cornered waistlock at the count of four. OH CHRIS MUSHES HIS HAND INTO DDD’S FACE!

Chris Elite: IT’S STILL FUCK RYAN ADAMS! PAUSE!

Kawajai: AND THE SHERIFF TAKES CHRIS DOWN WITH AN UPPERCUT! Chris recovers, and DDD pushes Chris into the ropes on the far side of the ring, just to send him across the ring with an Irish whip. DDD doubles over for the back body drop, and CHRIS ELITE CARTWHEELS DOWN THE BACK OF THE SHERIFF! NOW A WAIST LOCK FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX PERHAPS? No The Sheriff instead backpedals himself and his opponent into the ropes… AND DDD STARTS GRINDING HIS POSTERIOR INTO CHRIS ELITE’S PELVIS!!! WHAT WAS THAT???

( Chris Elite jumps out of the ring in bewilderment, and an outraged Big Mike steps into the apron, climbs into the ring, and attempts to get into DDD’s face only for the referee to intervene. )

Chris Elite: https://media1.tenor.com/images/a05e55ad8df68926a1ea064bbe49765e/tenor.gif?itemid=6316359

Nick Angel: The Sheriff seems to be playing a great deal of mind games right about now, and Big Mike doesn’t seem to tolerate any of it! Big Mike is spoiling for a fight, but the official is keeping things at bay thankfully and the World Heavyweight Champion reluctantly climbs back into the ring, at the behest of both the official and his opponent.

( We see Chris Elite mouthing “gay ass n*gga man” as he slowly steps back in the ring. )

Kawajai: DDD and Elite close in on each other once again… ELITE WITH A WILD KICK! DDD dodges it, and fires away with several forearm shots to the face! Follows up with a knee to the ribs! Elite is backed into the ropes, another knee to the ribs, which leaves Elite sitting on the middle rope a bit dazed while DDD backs away and delivers a RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE! NOBODY HOME, ELITE BASEBALL SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE ONCOMING BOOT! Elite sprints back up to his feet, and FLIPS OVER THE ONCOMING ARM OF THE SHERIFF AFTER A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! Elite shoulder-rolls to the mat, and does a HANDSTAND INTO A FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE FLOOR, FOLLOWING UP WITH A PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO-

Nick Angel: DDD kicks out quickly now! He doesn’t take long at all to get back up, and CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR A KIP UP RANA ONE MORE TIME, THIS TIME WHILE DDD’S IN FRONT OF HIM… BUT DDD DROPS HIS FACE RIGHT INTO CHRIS ELITE’S CROTCH AND MOTORBOATS HIM WHILE STACKING HIS SHOULDERS ONTO THE MAT!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOO-

Kawajai: A FRANTIC CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT! Chris Elite scrambles across the ring looking for some separation, and he holds his groin not necessarily in pain but in shock and confusion at the sensation of another man’s head between his legs in… that way! DDD charges at Elite, and Elite sends DDD up and over to the outside of the ring, but DDD lands on the apron and delivers an IMPRESSIVE ROUNDHOUSE over the ropes to knock Chris Elite for a loop! Now the wily veteran jumps through the middle ropes with a combat roll into the center of the ring and springs up for a JUMPING SWINGING NECKBREAKER! HIGH IMPACT NECKBREAKER DELIVERS, AND MR. DEDEDE LAYS OVER THE TORSO OF ELITE FOR THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nick Angel: Kick out by the champion. Unbelievable athleticism from The Sheriff, and DDD’s throwing up ‘the roc’ as they say in the streets, but more commonly known as the diamond symbol with his hands signifying perhaps a big time move on the way… Chris Elite returns to his feet, and meets the DEMOLITION!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER ATTEMPT FROM MR. DEDEDE!!! NO ELITE COUNTERS WITH A CRUCIFIX BACKSLIDE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEE!!!! TWO!!!

Nick Angel: DDD backflips out of it and pushes Elite onto his back to counter with a pin of his own… THIS TIME TEABAGGING THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION, SITTING NUTS-FIRST ONTO HIS FACE AND HOOKING BOTH LEGS WITH A STRONG PIN! HE’S JIGGLING HIS LUMPY BALLS RIGHT IN CHRIS’ FACE DURING THE PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRR-

Kawajai: DESPERATE LAST SECOND KICK OUT FROM THE CHAMPION, AND CHRIS ELITE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! Look at Chris at ringside, he’s spitting raspberries trying to rid his mouth of whatever taste he got of Mr. DEDEDE’s genitals! He looks like he’s gonna puke – VINTAGE DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!! SOMERSAULT TOPE OVER THE ROPES, TAKING CHRIS ELITE DOWN WITH A BIG THUD! AND DDD JUMPS INTO THE RABID FRONT ROW CROWD LIKE THE SUPER HOT FIRE GUY, BOASTING AWAY AS HE POTENTIALLY COULD BE COASTING INTO A VICTORY! The Sheriff has been able to maintain a good amount of momentum in this match thus far, and after a little bit of celebration he brings Chris Elite back into the ring and… and COULD BE GOING FOR THE FINISHING BLOW RIGHT NOW! DDD IS ON HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE! He definitely intends to put this thing away, and there may not be a better opportunity to do it than right now! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE NORTH STAR!!!!!

Nick Angel: CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOES NOT HIT IT’S MARK, CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY! BUT DDD MANAGES TO STICK THE LANDING, ROLLING THROUGH IT AND GETTING BACK UP BARELY UNSCATHED! Oh no, it looks like DDD’s tweaked the knee a little bit, he hobbles back over to Elite – CHRIS ELITE WITH A LOW SUPERKICK INTO THE TWEAKED LEFT LEFT KNEE! DDD is down to a kneel, BOX OFFICE SMASH SMASH TO THE KNEELING SHERIFF!!!! NO DDD CATCHES THE ONCOMING BOOT, AND SOMEHOW MANAGES TO KEEP A GOOD HOOK OF THE LEG…. DELIVERING A LEG TRAP SHINBREAKER FROM BEHIND, AND A LEG TRAP OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX FROM BEHIND!!! BUT CHRIS ELITE CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE WAY DOWN WITH A HANDSTAND, AND LANDS ON HIS FEET UNSCATHED! DDD turns around, and CHRIS ELITE DELIVERS A ROLLING THUNDER INTO A JUMPING DDT, DRILLING THE SHERIFF STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT! WHAT A HELL OF A COUNTER, A COVER FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kawajai: KICK OUT! Chris Elite indeed made good on an incredible counter by following up with some incredible defense, and he’s making sure that he keeps close quarters with The Sheriff now that he’s not gyrating his hips or teabagging his face. Elite delivers a couple of forearm shots to keep The Sheriff wore down, and Elite does a handstand into a knee drop right into the left arm, which has DDD rolling away holding that elbow joint in agony. DDD fights his way back up to a knee, Elite goes after him, DDD delivers quick ferocious blows to the ribs! You could see an IMPACT CRATER with those punches! DDD recovers some more, Elite with a right hand, DDD blocks it, UPPERCUT! That’s got Elite staggering, and DDD comes after Elite with another right hand – but Elite cuts him off with a spin kick to the midsection! Now he lifts back his leg to smack his heel right into the bridge of DDD’s nose, and he runs the ropes to rush back at DDD! BUT THE SHERIFF POPS ELITE UP INTO THE AIR! ELITE HAS AHOLD OF THE WRIST HOWEVER, AND TAKES DDD OVER WITH HIGH ANGLED ARMDRAG, SENDING HIM ACROSS THE RING! DDD recovers at the turnbuckle, and Elite jogs over to The Sheriff to deliver a MONKEY FLIP! BUT DDD MANAGES TO CATCH ELITE AND LEAVE HIM SEATED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, ONLY TO FOLLOW UP WITH A JUMPING SPINNING BACKFIST, KNOCKING THE TASTE OUT OF THE CHAMPION’S MOUTH!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite may have had his bell rung from that one, he’s hanging on by a thread up there in the high district land. Mr. DEDEDE climbs up that very same turnbuckle now, and delivers a couple of hammerfists to the temple of the World Heavyweight Champion. Now he’s perched up all the way at the top … and motions Chris Elite’s head into his crotch to pantomime oral sex! BUT CHRIS ELITE DROPS HIMSELF DOWN TO A STANDING POSITION, AND HOISTS DDD OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!

( DDD has an orgasmic look on his face due to Chris Elite’s head being in his crotch, but that look turns into an expression of fear as he goes down. )

Kawajai: BIG TIME SIT-OUT POWERBOOOOOMB!!!! OH MAN THE BACK OF DDD’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF OF THE MAT!!! AND THERE’S A HELD IN PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Nick Angel: KICK OUT! If you’re Mr. DEDEDE, the hardest part about being on the receiving end of a powerbomb is going down! Chris Elite definitely made him pay for that, and he’s waiting for DDD to recover now as you can see that look in Chris’ eyes… that’s a look of absolute FOCUS! He is 100% locked into this match, there’s a fire in that man’s eyes, and as DDD drags his aching body back up he’s met with a right hand! Another right hand! And a shoot kick into that sore left knee of DDD’s! And a rolling back hand to follow up! AND ELITE FINISHES OFF THE 5 BOROUGH COMBO WITH THE BIG TIME LARIA- NO DDD CUTS HIM OFF WITH A BOOT TO THE ARM! AND A BIG TIME ROLLING BACKFIST!!! ELITE DUCKS THAT, AND DELIVERS THE HEAD SHOT!!! PELE KICK CONNECTS! DDD drops to one knee and Chris Elite takes DDD up from behind with a BIG TIME GERMAN SUPLEX!!! NAILS IT!!! DDD SENT RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THAT GERMAN, AND THE MOMENTUM TAKES HIM UP TO HIS FEET WHILE CHRIS ELITE HAS ALREADY SPRINTED OVER TO THE FAR AWAY TURNBUCKLE…. SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!!! BANG!!! DDD’S SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HE HITS THE CORNER HARD BEFORE ROLLING UNDER THE ROPES AND DROPPING OUT OF THE RING! CHRIS ELITE IS FEELING IT!

Kawajai: He sure is! DDD crawls over desperately to the steel steps to provide some semblance of leverage, and Chris Elite springs over the ropes down to the ringside floor at the bottom of the ramp, eyeing DDD’s every movement from afar! And CHRIS ELITE TAKES OFF, SPRINTING ACROSS RINGSIDE, TURNS THE CORNER, SPRINTS OVER TO DDD, BANG!!! ANOTHER SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!! DDD’S BODY IS SENT FLYING, AND HE SMACKS STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE BEFORE WIPING OUT! Chris Elite has put himself firmly in the driver’s seat with an incredible offensive rally, and Elite does the best he can to drag the dead weight of The Sheriff up from the floor and into the ring before following up with a lateral press cover!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nick Angel: THE SHERIFF KICKS OUT! Two gunslingers putting on a performance here tonight, and Sheriff Adams has got quite a bit of ammunition left where that came from! But Elite seems to be resorting to bombs now, delivering a right hand blow to the face of a spaghetti-legged DDD! DDD fires back with a right hand of his own, wild miss, and Elite delivers a big time two piece to the face sending DDD down but not out! DDD recovers, and Elite goes for the BUZZSAW KICK!!! DDD DUCKS UNDER THAT BOOT, O’CONNOR ROLL FROM BEHIND AND DDD’S LOOKING TO CONVERT IT INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER!!! BUT CHRIS ELITE IS FIGHTING WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING, CLASPING HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND DOING ALL HE CAN TO NOT LET HIMSELF FALL VICTIM TO THE SUBMISSION…. OH ELITE IS ADJUSTING HIS LEVERAGE, ELITE IS POSITIONING HIMSELF TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITY TO HAVE DDD STACKED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND DDD KNOWS THIS!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kawajai: DDD releases the hold and sits up! BANG!!!!! WHO SHOT YA!!!!!! PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE — NOBODY HOME, DDD GLIDES TO HIS BACK, SPINS CLOCKWISE ON HIS BACK AND KIPS UP BACK TO HIS FEET IN LIQUID MOTION! CHRIS TURNS AROUND, BIG TIME SPINNING BACKFIST!!! THAT BLASTS HIM, CHRIS ELITE IS STAGGERING BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND DDD WAITS FOR CHRIS TO GET INTO THE RIGHT POSITION BEFORE DELIVERING THE RAPTUUUUUREEEEEEEEEE!!!! THUNDEROUS HELLUVA KICK CLEANS THE CLOCK OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND CHRIS ELITE IS TAKEN DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION, WITH DDD COLLAPSING ONTO HIS BACK AS WELL!

( Mr. DEDEDE is pulsating from the energy of the crowd, stirring himself to his feet, looking round at the crowd before he begins pantomiming gay sex. )

Nick Angel: DDD IS FEEDING OFF OF THE ENERGY OF THE CROWD, PANTOMIMING WHAT APPEARS TO BE PASSIONATE GAY SEX, THRUSTING HIS HIPS BACK AND FORTH BEFORE SPRINTING BACK OVER TO CHRIS ELITE …. BRONCO BUSTER!!! AND DDD DRAGS ELITE OUT OF THE CORNER, SITS ON HIS FACE, AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kawajai: KICK OUT BY CHRIS ELITE! And Big Mike has had enough! Big Mike is climbing up to the apron again ready to throw hands with The Sheriff after such a vulgar display, but the referee is urging him not to do anything rash — SPEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!!! DDD SENDS BIG MIKE OFF OF THE APRON WITH A SPEAR!!! NOW DDD JOGS OVER TO THE FAR AWAY TURNBUCKLE…. PICKING HIS SPOT ….. BIDING HIS TIME AS CHRIS ELITE IS STILL ON THE PATH TO RECOVERY, HE’S STILL VERY MUCH DAZED AND PROBABLY EVEN OUT OF IT …… BUT HE’S FOUND AWAY BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE, PROMPTING DDD TO SPRINT ACROSS THE RING!!!!!! SPEEEEEEEEEEARRRRR!!!!

Nick Angel: INTO THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! DEVASTATING SUPERKICK TURNS DDD INSIDE OUT!!!! AND CHRIS ELITE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AGAIN, NOT EVEN ABLE TO CAPITALIZE! HE NEEDS TO COVER DDD NOW! RIGHT NOW!

Kawajai: Chris Elite might not even know what he just did! He might have used up the last bit of gas he had in the tank! Every second that passes by is pivotal to the outcome of this match, and Elite does everything he can to drag himself over DDD and desperately lay over him for a cover!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nick Angel: DDD rolls his shoulder up! It would have been a surefire victory for Chris Elite had he been able to get the cover right away, but this crowd sure as heck isn’t complaining! This has been one hell of a treat for these fans here in Seoul, South Korea! The Elitist of the Decade and Sheriff of the Gay Meat Community taking the fight to the World Heavyweight Champion on the main event of Voltage! I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday evening! Elite is forcing his way up and drags DDD up from behind by the tights… AND HE HOISTS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS LOOKING FOR THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!!!!! ONE WINGED ANGEL COULD BE ON IT’S WAY, BUT DDD IS SENDING DOWN A FLURRY OF PUNCHES, PUNCHES BEING SENT PERHAPS IN DESPERATION, BUT THEY’RE SEVERELY HAMPERING CHRIS ELITE’S ABILITY TO CONNECT ON THAT MOVE… REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!!! CHRIS ELITE GETS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION WITH THE RARE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE GAWD!!! IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CANNOT DO?!

Kawajai: DDD ROLLS OVER AND COVERS ELITE, THIS MIGHT BE IT PEOPLE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Nick Angel: THE REFEREE WAVES OFF THE COUNT, CHRIS ELITE HAS A FOOT DRAPED OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Kawajai: VETERAN INSTINCT FROM THE 28 YEAR OLD CHAMPION! And Chris Elite doesn’t necessarily seem out of it just yet either, there’s still something there when you look into his eyes, and DDD drags Elite up from the ropes he’s leaning on… LOOKING FOR THE FINISHING BLOW!!! GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!! GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: THE ROCK BOTTOM DOES NOT CONNECT, CHRIS WITH A SAVVY SPIN MOVE…. INTO THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE THE UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO CONNECT IT, DDD IS CENTERING HIS GRAVITY AND LET’S FACE IT, CHRIS JUST GOT DRILLED ONTO HIS HEAD AND SHOULDERS, HIS ARMS MAY BE COMPLETELY SHOT! CHRIS IS SAPPED OF ANY UPPER BODY STRENGTH AND DDD TURNS AROUND TO HOOK CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD IN FOR THE IMPALER!!!!! BUT THE IMPALER DDT GETS COUNTERED BY A DIP-BEHIND ROLL UP BY CHRIS ELITE… DDD ROLLS THROUGH THE ROLL UP, IS BACK UP TO A KNEE, MY GOD!!!! A SPIT-KNOCKING LOW SUPERKICK BY CHRIS ELITE!!!!! CHRIS ELITE ISN’T FINISHED EITHER, HOLY COW, HOLY COW! HE’S DIGGING DEEP INSIDE OF HIMSELF, AND MANAGES TO DELIVER A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX SPIKING DDD DAMN NEAR ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!! WHAT A FREAKING MATCH, CHRIS IS STILL GOING?!?!?!

Kawajai: CHRIS ELITE ROLLS THROUGH THE GERMAN SUPLEX AND TAKES DDD ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE ONE WINGED ANGEL …… DDD IS NOT RESPONDING, AND CHRIS TURNS TO THE ROPES, LOOKING TO HIT THE SAME MOVE THAT DEFEATED MR. DEDEDE AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION! CHRIS ELITE SPRINGS HIMSELF ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH DDD STILL ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND STEPS OFF OF IT FOR AN ELEVATED ONE WINGED ANGEL!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: DDD CATCHES THE TOP ROPE!!! DDD SAVES HIMSELF BY GRABBING THE TOP ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND AND LANDING ON THE APRON!!! CHRIS ELITE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND HE DOESN’T HAVE DDD ON HIS SHOULDERS, CHRIS ELITE FRANTICALLY RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET, CHARGES BACK AT DDD, AND IS MOWED DOWN BY THE SLINGSHOT SPEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRR!!!! DDD SHOOTS HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES FROM THE APRON WITH A CRIPPLING SPEAR!!! HOOK OF THE LEG!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Carrera Lu” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and Mr. DEDEDE falls on his back holding up the corna and having his the other arm raised by the referee. )

Rebecca Sawyer: Here is your winner, MISTERRRRR DEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Nick Angel: THE SHERIFF WITH AN EMPHATIC VICTORY OVER THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Kawajai: INCREDIBLE FOLLOW UP AFTER AN INCREDIBLE ESCAPE. WHAT A MATCH!

Nick Angel: And what a win for Mr. DEDEDE, especially with what’s on the horizon for this man! As it is DDD is already one of the handful of men in EAW history to win a No Way Out match, but now he’s walking into one in two weeks time with a victory over the World Heavyweight Champion himself! What a HUMONGOUS boost in confidence that must be for any competitor!

Kawajai: DDD has all the winds in his sails that he needs after an incredible back and forth contest, that was a victory he had to earn and then some! The Sheriff averts disaster by the skin of his teeth, and he is now in prime position to realize his goal of competing for the World Heavyweight Championship in the main event of Pain for Pride!

( A sluggish DDD is back to his feet, and he celebrates with the crowd profusely sweating after the victory. Chris Elite is recovering at ringside with Big Mike at his assistance. DDD descends to ringside, and walks up the ramp to grab a large gay flag from one of the fans, proudly showing it off to the camera. )

Nick Angel: A lot of smiling eyes in the GMC after an extraordinary victory from The Sheriff! It was four years ago where DDD won the No Way Out match and won the World Heavyweight Championship in the headline of Pain for Pride, and I won’t be surprised if history repeats itself! Goodnight, from Seoul!

( DDD removes his GMC Sheriff vest and gives it to a little boy in the audience. He hi-fives a few more fans before pulling off his rashguard and chucking it into another part of the crowd. DDD continues his celebration with the fans with his music continuing over the sound system until the broadcast comes to an end. )

( EAW logo buzzes )

 

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