(EAW Intro Plays)
(The scene opens in the deserts of Texas, especially San Antonio, where one building stands, it is known as The Alamo. A familiar face walks in front of it as he starts to speak. )
Narrator: Tonight. we stand on ground shaped by legends. A place where courage was carved into stone, where defiance became destiny, and where a final stand became immortal.
(It then switches to the Alamo Dome, the home of where Showdown’s The Last Stand will take place, and the wars will begin. It turns back to the narrator.)
Narrator: Long before these ropes framed a battlefield… long before these lights crowned modern warriors… there was The Alamo. It wasn’t just a fortress or a fight. It was a promise. That when the odds towered high and the world said fail… brave souls chose instead to stand their ground.
(The footage cuts to slow-motion shots of Showdown wrestlers preparing backstage, taping fists, tightening boots, eyes full of intent.)
Narrator: They fought not for glory or for fame… But for something greater than themselves.
And tonight, those echoes rise again.
(The footage then switches to Ashlynn Quinn holding up her New Breed Championship, and then Clayton Golde glaring at her while signaling the title around his waist. It then switches to Ms. Extreme with the Universal Women’s Championship staring face to face with her opponent, the dangerous Kasai.)
Narrator: Because each match on this card…Every step toward that ring… Every clash of pride, legacy, and raw willpower… Carries the spirit of that stand.
(It then switches to Vincent Mondrian, Akira Kiyoko, Damien Kutcher, and Matthew Kazama as they prepare themselves for the biggest match and opportunity of their career. It then changes to Drake King, Jake Smith, and TLA as all three brands go at it in a fight to the end.)
Narrator: In this stadium tonight, there are no retreats. No surrenders. Only warriors were ready to leave it all behind. Just like the defenders who made The Alamo a symbol of heart… resilience… and the refusal to break. So, brace yourselves. Steel will clash. Voices will rise. Heroes will fall… and new legends will be born.
(It then shows Veena Adams holding up the Answers World Championship, before Xander Payne is shown after the home invasion. It finally switches to members of Silas World, Pandora Paisley, Brianna Hill, Donovan Duke and Harper Lee standing with Silas Mason, it then switches to Auburn Ware, Bea Valentine, Impact, and Daryl Kinkade standing with Kennedy Street united.)
Narrator: This is more than a show, more than a fight. THIS… is a testament to the spirit of The Alamo. And tonight… Every competitor remembers one thing: Victor favors the fearless…. Welcome to The Last Stand…. And REMEMBER The Alamo.
(The scene slowly fades as the narrator tips his hat.)
???: AND NOW EAW AND STRANGER THINGS PRESENTS THE SHOWDOWN EXCLUSIVE MARQUEE LIVE EVENT….. THE LAST STAND!
(Fireworks go off in the Alamo Dome as “Blaze of Glory” by Bon Jovi plays throughout the entire Stadium. The sold out crowd is on their feet cheering loud holding their signs up as the camera then shifts to the announce team of Deadprez, Eve, and Gavin Kirkland.)
Deadprez: WE ARE LIVE FROM THE ALAMO DOME IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS FOR THE LAST STAND! I AM DEADPREZ ALONG WITH EVE AND GAVIN KIRKLAND! WHAT AN EXCITING MARQUEE LIVE EVENT WE HAVE TOPPED OFF WITH OUR MAIN EVENT, THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS MATCH!
Eve: AND THAT MATCH COULD DETERMINE THE BALANCE OF POWER HERE ON SHOWDOWN AND I TELL YOU WHAT! EVERYONE IS READY FOR IT, BUT WE ALSO HAVE BIG STAKES WITH THREE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES INCLUDING THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE WHICH HAS BECOME PERSONAL AND BOTH THE NEW BREED, AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: DON’T FORGET TWO HUGE MATCHES WITH IMPLICATIONS, A TRIPLE THREAT TRI-BRAND DREAM MATCH AND BIG STAKES AS FOUR OF THE YOUNG GUNS ON SHOWDOWN WILL FIGHT FOR A SPOT INSIDE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMBER!
Deadprez: WE HAVE A STACKED CARD BUT WE ARE GOING TO OPEN UP WITH THE BIGGEST MATCH THAT A SHOWDOWN MARQUEE EVENT HAS EVER OPENED WITH! SO, TAKE IT AWAY GINA ROMANO! AND LET’S GET THE L;AST STAND STARTED!
(The camera pans to Gina Romano as she is ready to announce the participants of the first match and when the crowd sees the graphic, they explode in massive cheers and surprise.)
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Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A NO HOLDS BARRED, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! THERE ARE NO RULES, ONLY MORALS! ANYTHING GOES IN ANY CORNER OF THIS ARENA AND THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, OR KNOCKOUT IN ANY LOCATION POSSIBLE!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: AND THIS BOUT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits to a cascade of loud boos from the San Antonio crowd as Xander Payne steps out with a strangely humble gait, though the sarcasm is obvious given how despised he is tonight. Either way, Xander keeps his focus sharp and heads straight toward yet another major match in his long and storied career.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER!… FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA!… WEIGHING IN AT 262 POUNDS!… THE EAW HALL OF FAMER!… XANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!… PAYNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Evil must perish tonight. This man has been nothing but rot on our brand and our entire industry and FINALLY my glorious queen of nine rivers and the brightest golden star I have ever seen across every plane of existence, Veena Adams, the reigning, defending, unstoppable, world-adorning Answers World Champion, is going to PURGE this scary creature from our lovely universe.
Eve: Wow. That is certainly one way to start a match call.
Deadprez: Sounds like someone picked up an extra paycheck tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: You two should not be making fun of how phenomenal I am as the commentator of this blue brand because I have immense respect for every woman in the EAW locker room, and everything I say is nothing but unfiltered TRUTH. Never an exaggeration. If I say Xander is fat and he is a terrible father in a long and heartfelt speech, that is TRUE as well!
Eve: I do not necessarily object to you having opinions, but I would prefer not to raise my voice at you if you cannot refrain from being more unbearable than you already are tonight.
Deadprez: Agreed.
Eve: Anyway, the stakes are incredibly high on this card coming up shortly, and this is going to be very enjoyable to watch unfold!
(Xander Payne has entered the ring and begins warming up his wrists, rolling his shoulders and cracking his neck as he waits and his stern expression does not shift at all when ‘7 Rings’ by Ariana Grande hits. Veena Adams steps onto the stage with the Answers World Championship draped over her shoulder, walking with complete confidence and a vindictive focus toward Xander as she heads straight for another night of devastation.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!… FROM GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT!!!!.. WEIGHING IN AT 137 POUNDS!… SHE’S THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!… THE GOLDEN STAR!!!!!!… VEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY?! CAN YOU FEEL THE MANA?! THE AURA?! THE ESSENCE OF WHAT DEFINES THIS INDUSTRY?! THIS IS WHAT A TRUE EXTRAVAGANT STAR LOOKS LIKE AND VEENA ADAMS APPEARS ABSOLUTELY UNTOUCHABLE TONIGHT!
Eve: I know you are excited, but let us please focus on what this actually stems fro-
Gavin Kirkland: AND THANK GOD FOR VEENA ADAMS!
Eve: SHUT UP! Gavin, one more word out of you and I will personally ask Daryl to carve your skull open with one of his swinging elbows. Please. Anyway, Veena Adams has another major defense ahead of her tonight and she appears more than ready for the challenge!
Deadprez: Veena Adams has been a tremendous champion since her triumph at Pain For Pride this year, ending the Silas World era with ruthless precision. The question now is whether Xander Payne can be the shift in the tide and bring some form of redemption for himself and his family? We will have to see.
Gavin Kirkland: No, Xander is a bitter loser and he is going to LOSE!
Deadprez: Sure, dawg.
(DING DING DING!)
Eve: CHARGING STRAIGHT INTO THE CORNER AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS, THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION COMES IN HOT! VEENA ADAMS DARTS ACROSS THE RING AND DRIVES A BRUTAL JUMPING KNEE SMASH RIGHT INTO XANDER PAYNE THAT SENDS HIM STUMBLING BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES BEFORE HE CAN REACT!… AND ON THE FOLLOW-UP, ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS, CRUSHING XANDER INTO HIS OWN CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: You can feel the big-fight energy here tonight inside the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas! This No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere match for the Answers World Championship is already delivering chaos, and Veena Adams is wasting no time! She’s out here to kill that bloated and fat tyrant, Xander Payne! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! LET’S FREAKING GO!
Deadprez: The challenger is already finding herself at a severe disadvantage here as Veena Adams comes out swinging, using her velocity to dominate the opening exchange before this match can even settle into a rhythm. Adams once again launches herself forward, charging straight toward Xander in the corner, twisting her body mid-sprint and going for the cartwheel kick at high velocity!
Eve: And Payne just caught that leg before the champion could execute the maneuver! Xander completely halts her momentum, wrenching the leg away and pulling her in tight… then twists her body around and hoists her up…. OH MY GOD! PAYNE JUST LAUNCHES THE CHAMPION OVER THE ROPES, SENDING HER CRASHING SPINE FIRST ONTO THE APRON WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! SHE LANDED RIGHT ON HER TAILBONE, AND THAT IMPACT LOOKED ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!
Gavin Kirkland: He’s already abusing his power advantage against poor Veena Adams! This is unsportsmanlike conduct! That fucking tub of lard, Xander Payne, is trying to bully a woman who’s clearly out to prove herself tonight but our champion’s tougher than she looks, she’ll fight through the agony, she’ll keep that vindictive drive burning, and she’ll unleash every ounce of bloodlust she’s got to bring Xander Payne to his knees!
Deadprez: Veena Adams has been dropped and is cradling the side of her face after being unceremoniously thrown away; Xander Payne remains fixated on the champion, keeping his attention locked. Adams lies prostrate near the corner while her allies attempt to rally and coax her to her feet. No one in this building wants Xander Payne to be champion.
Gavin Kirkland: Payne stalks around ringside onto the floor like he owns the place, eyes glazed with malice as he surveys Veena slumped in the corner. THAT MAN IS DESPICABLE! I WANT TO SEE HIM TAKEN APART! HORRIBLE FATHER!
Deadprez: Payne narrows his gaze with the predatory focus of a hunter zeroing in on wounded prey. He charges and slams the injured Adams into the barricade!… THEN FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE JAW THAT ALMOST LAUNCHES HER OVER THE GUARDRAIL!
Eve: Payne seems to have locked eyes with something at ringside while Veena Adams struggles to pull herself together. The referee is still checking on her condition on the outside, but Payne’s focus appears to have drifted toward the front row.
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A SECOND, THAT’S VEENA’S MERCHANDISE! He just snatched her own shirt from a poor fan in the front row! Those people paid good money for that souvenir, and now that gluttonous motherfucker is turning it into a weapon!
Deadprez: PAYNE’S WRAPPING THAT SHIRT TIGHTLY AROUND THE CHAMPION’S THROAT! He’s choking her out with her own merchandise while the referee still tries to check on her! That’s the kind of twisted ingenuity that defines Xander Payne! He’s an absolutely merciless opportunist!
Gavin Kirkland: Payne’s choking her out for a few more seconds before tossing her aside like a ragdoll! And now he’s throwing that shirt straight back into the fan’s face! Talk about an up-close and personal experience. Front-row tickets to pure humiliation!
Eve: Adams is stumbling dangerously close to our commentary table, clearly dazed and in pain. I’d say it’s not exactly safe for her to be that close to you, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: What are you implying, Eve? That’s an OUTRAGEOUS accusation! I am, without a doubt, a gentleman of refined taste and utmost respect toward every woman in this company. I simply appreciate beauty and athleticism!
Deadprez: I’m so sure, dawg.
Eve: Hold on, Adams has her hand on that steel chair near ringside right beside Gina Romano who’s standing close to us, and she’s reaching for it! Payne’s walking toward her, completely unaware of what’s about to come crashing down on him!-
(## WHACK!)
Eve: A VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF PAYNE’S HEAD! I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HE’S HALF-DEAF AFTER THAT BRUTAL STRIKE FROM THE CHAMPION FIGHTING BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s exactly what I’m talking about! Hit him again! Give that man the worst case of CTE imaginable and make it hurt even more than it already does!
Deadprez: He’s staggering after just one blow, struggling to regain composure… AND YET HE’S MET WITH ANOTHER BRUTAL CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE SKULL! The chair practically split against his head! Good grief, what a strike.
Gavin Kirkland: LET’S GO! SHATTER HIS SKULL! MAKE SURE HIS KID NEVER RECOGNIZES HIM AGAIN!
Eve: That’s revolting, Gavin. He’s a human too. Show some humanity.
Gavin Kirkland: NO WAY! The real Xander Payne died years ago! What we’re watching now is a ghost of the past
Deadprez: Chair is still jammed around his shoulders after that horrific collision, and Veena’s already on the move again. Veena is relentless, circling behind him as his marionette legs as she shoves him forward… DRIVING XANDER HEADFIRST INTO THE RING POST, THE CHAIR IS STILL LODGED TIGHT, AND XANDER COLLAPSES IN A HEAP!
Gavin Kirkland: Now it’s finally sliding off Xander’s head, and he’s stumbling away like a dead zombie that’s utterly spent and on his last legs. He has to be finished tonight!
Eve: Veena is walking through pain that’s lingered since before this match; she’s fought tooth and nail to defend her title. She fires an elbow that sends the already-battered Payne reeling, and the pair now head toward the entrance ramp, limping as they move down the aisle.
Deadprez: Adams quickly seizes Xander by the head and pounds him across the jaw; the strike snaps him into a stagger and drops him to one knee as she follows with another elbow that leaves him sitting there like a sleeping infant.
Gavin Kirkland: While Payne is still stunned, Veena is already reaching beneath the ring for another steel chair and places it facing the ramp as she turns, hauls Xander up, and drives a knee into his face while holding him by the chin with both hands!
Eve: Payne is dazed, slumped over the steel chair, and Veena begins a grim procession up the ramp. Fans are pulling out their phones to record anything she’s about to unleash; Adams stands tall at the top as the arena holds its breath….
Gavin Kirkland: My Golden Star is making the long run down the ramp like Prime Forest Gump with eyes locked on Payne…. VEENA MAKES THE LONG RUN AND LOOKS FOR ANOTHER JUMPING KNEE-
Deadprez: AND IN A SUDDEN TWIST, PAYNE SPRINGS FROM THE CHAIR, CATCHES ADAMS MIDAIR, HOISTS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDER… MONSTROUSLY DRIVES HER ONTO THE UNFOLDED STEEL CHAIR THAT HE JUST SAT ON WITH A POP-UP DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! THE IMPACT IS CATASTROPHIC!
Eve: A dreadful position for the Answers World Champion to find herself in after believing she had finally seized the advantage over Xander Payne in this contest. What began as an opportunity has quickly devolved into a brutal display of dominance, and it’s not looking promising for her at all.
Gavin Kirkland: Payne’s completely lost his mind tonight! Look at this lunatic, hoisting that poor woman off the mat after that Death Valley Driver on the steel chair! And now- OH MY GOODNESS! VEENA’S BODY JUST FOLDED IN HALF! XANDER FLIPPED VEENA INSIDE OUT AND DROVE HER SPINE ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE APRON WITH THAT X-PLEX! I SWEAR, YOU FAT FUCK, YOU’RE A MENACE TO CIVILIZATION! YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING THIS INSANE BEFORE!
Deadprez: The challenger isn’t about to show Veena any mercy here. He’s tearing through this match like a man possessed, and it might take every ounce of her willpower to keep the championship around her waist after the punishment she’s endured tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: Just look at this! Payne glaring down at poor Veena, who’s been practically brutalized in this match with cold sight! EAW universe tonight is absolutely livid, and frankly, I don’t blame them! Look around, Eve, all I see are people disgusted by what Payne has done so far! AND YES, I’M NOT HAPPY EITHER! THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST BEAUTY!
Eve: Adams can barely breathe at this point as Payne drags her off the floor, lifting her up near the barricade before hurling her over it. Now, the fight has spilled into the crowd, giving the audience an up-close and raw experience of the brutality unfolding before their eyes. This is getting chaotic, but tactically, Payne is keeping control by dictating every movement.
Deadprez: Payne’s waded through the guardrails now, pacing among the fans while they shower him with disdain. A few still chant for Veena to rise, to somehow reclaim a moment of hope, but that window keeps closing. Payne drives his boot right into her midsection, sending her crashing back down and denying her even a sliver of reprieve.
Gavin Kirkland: Payne’s just pounding away on her again and again, those clubbing strikes hammering down into her spine! The crowd looks horrified, completely helpless as they watch their champion get dismantled like this! He’s gone too far this time, Eve! This is fucking barbaric!
Eve: Adams is stumbling deeper into the crowd, clearly disoriented, while Payne maintains his grip on the match by seizing her head and driving a vicious knee straight into her face and that impact alone nearly sends her collapsing near the stairway. Payne is control remains absolute as he methodically tracks her down to continue the onslaught. This is a dangerous situation, and the officials need to be wary of where this is heading.
Deadprez: Payne stalks forward, closing the distance, but Veena manages to push back and attempt a tackle, driving her shoulder into his midsection. Not enough power behind it, though. Payne retaliates with a thunderous back elbow that drops her flat. Another series of brutal clubbing blows follows through the crowd as if to make an example of her and fans are witnessing agony up close tonight as Veena’s pain has become part of the spectacle!
Gavin Kirkland: Payne just snatched a can of beer straight out of a fan’s hand! What in the world is he thinking? Is he seriously about to start drinking in the middle of the match? Has he completely lost his mind? This man needs to be locked up before he embarrasses the sport any further!
Eve: Oh no, he’s not drinking it… HE’S POURING IT ALL OVER HER HEAD! PAYNE’S HUMILIATING THE CHAMPION, DOUSING HER IN THAT BEER HE STOLE FROM THE CROWD AND SMEARING IT ACROSS HER FACE BEFORE SHOVING HER BACK DOWN! This is a deliberate mockery and an attempt to demean the very woman he’s challenging! Disgraceful behavior by EAW Hall of Famer!
Deadprez: What we’re witnessing is a pure degradation. Payne’s actions have turned this into something that meant to embarrass Adams in front of the audience and crowd’s reaction is only amplifying the scene with their outrage!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLD ON A SECOND! Veena’s soaked in beer, but she’s not done yet! She’s shaking it off, regaining her composure! Look at that, she’s signaling to one of the fans for a glass bottle, and the fans are actually passing it to her, hand to hand, while Payne’s too busy basking in his own chaos to notice! He’s letting the atmosphere intoxicate him and Payne is turning around-
(## CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: OH YES! THE BEER BOTTLE JUST EXPLODED OVER PAYNE’S HEAD! SHARDS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE! VEENA JUST SHATTERED THAT THING INTO A THOUSAND PIECES!
Eve: That was painful! Payne took that bottle straight to the skull, and you can see the disorientation setting in. Veena’s capitalizing quickly, ascending to the upper level of the balcony. Just a short drop from the lower floor and she’s setting her sights with perfect precision. Measuring the distance here and now…
Deadprez: VEENA LEAPS FROM THE BALCONY AND DRIVES HER DIVING KNEE STRAIGHT INTO PAYNE’S JAW! A DIVING STRIKE FROM ABOVE THAT DROPS HIM INSTANTLY! And the crowd erupts as Payne collapses beneath the impact, and that might be the kind of moment that shifts the entire complexion of this war!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena’s back on her feet, and this crowd is absolutely losing it tonight! Look at her, she’s soaking in every ounce of that energy, and all around the arena people are on their feet, wanting her to retain the Answers World Championship against that monster Payne! He’s stumbling like a drunken ox while my girl is taking control again, and I’m LOVING every second of it!
Eve: She’s fighting through visible exhaustion, and we have to remember she’s nowhere near one hundred percent entering this match but despite that, she’s holding on, pushing through pure willpower as the battle is moved deeper into the audience now, and this is becoming dangerously unpredictable.
Deadprez: Payne’s staggering to his feet, barely able to steady himself, while Adams throws sharp elbows into his jaw, sending him stumbling down the walkway and past a sea of fans. World Championship Match has spilled toward the exit corridor leading into the concourse area, where the arena’s bars, merchandise stands, and ticket counters are located. Fans are pouring down after them to witness this match unfold up close as if the entire building has become an extension of the battlefield.
Gavin Kirkland: They’re surrounded by fans now, a whole circle forming around them like this is some underground brawl! Payne swings a wild clothesline out of desperation but Veena ducks underneath with grace! She drives a sharp knee right into his midsection… AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A ROARING ELBOW THAT CRACKS AGAINST HIS JAW! Payne is stumbling all over the place, barely staying upright, and honestly, it’s beautiful to watch him get humbled like this!
Eve: The champion has taken tremendous damage in this match, yet she’s adapting to the environment with remarkable clarity. She’s directing fans out of her way as she drags Payne toward the merchandise stand for the Last Stand event, and that awareness is what keeps her in control. And now… VEENA SLAMS HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE COUNTER OF THE EAW MERCHANDISE BOOTH, LEAVING HIM SPRAWLED OUT ACROSS IT! THAT’S EFFECTIVE USE OF SURROUNDINGS, THOUGH INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS!
Deadprez: Some quick survey of the area shows quite the collection of memorabilia, including a stack of Paynekiller shirts piled high!
Gavin Kirkland: What?! We still have those in stocks???? Oh hell nah.
Deadprez: Veena has taken notice too…. AND SHE’S GRABBED ONE OF THEM AND NOW SHE’S LOOPING IT TIGHTLY AROUND PAYNE’S NECK, PULLING BACK WITH THE EXACT SAME MALICIOUS INTENT HE TRIED TO USE AGAINST HER EARLIER! UNMISTAKABLE IRONY!
Eve: Veena is relentlessly choking Payne with that shirt wrapped around his throat, and he’s desperately attempting to break free. The referee keeps asking if he can continue- ONLY FOR VEENA TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION HERSELF BY DRIVING HIS FACE STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE COUNTER, LEAVING HIM SPRAWLED OUT YET AGAIN! HER CONTROL OVER THIS SITUATION IS ABSOLUTE!
Gavin Kirkland: Adams is rummaging through the merch like she’s shopping for weapons at a flea market and oh my goodness look at what she’s found! This is poetry! A framed, glass-sealed autograph of EAW Hall of Famer, Xander Payne himself! The ego on this man is practically oozing off the signature, and now she’s holding it up, admiring it like a trophy before turning toward him. This is going to be SPECTACULAR!
Eve: Payne is staggering away, shoving through the crowd, searching for even a moment to breathe, but Veena is stalking him as he turns around only to receive a brutal knee lodged straight into his midsection, doubling him over. Veena lifts that framed autograph high above her head-
(## CRACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: AND SHE BRINGS IT CRASHING DOWN! THE GLASS SHATTERS ACROSS PAYNE’S SKULL AND THE FRAME SPLINTERING AS THE AUTOGRAPH IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO HIS HEAD! TALKING ABOUT REACHING A TERRIFYING LEVEL OF VIOLENCE!
Gavin Kirkland: Payne is collapsing to the ground and Veena immediately kicks that ruined autograph frame away after driving it through his skull and he’s about to fall completely but she grabs him, holds him upright, and then she… THROWS HER THUMB… UP!!!!!!!!! VEENA FOLLOWS IT BY DRIVING HER THUMB STRAIGHT INTO PAYNE’S WINDPIPE AND DROPS HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS MASSIVE GROUP OF EAW FANS WATCHING IN HORROR AND JOY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!! VEENA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: FIRST PINFALL OF THE MATCH AND NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH TO SEAL THE VICTORY! PAYNE JUST POWERED OUT OF THAT DEVASTATION AT TWO! I swear, I was praying it would end right there! Let the man stay down for once so beauty can prevail!
Eve: Crowd continues to rally behind Veena despite the punishment she has taken and the early setback that nearly cost her everything. Veena needs to rise again and push toward the conclusion of this chaos, and we are far from witnessing the final act. Everyone in attendance should remain seated because the level of unpredictability is only escalating from here!
Deadprez: Adams has dismantled Payne piece by piece, and the blood dripping from his head tells the story of everything he has endured. From shattered glass to the destruction of his own merchandise, his skull has become a canvas of carnage. They are nearing the entrance corridor now, and Adams seizes Payne by the head, dragging him closer before driving his skull straight into the glass window of the arena doors!
Gavin Kirkland: Payne is stumbling again, crashing against the glass like a rag doll after Adams mashed his head into it! She’s pulling him apart piece by piece and smashing his skull against that door over and over, like she’s trying to crack it open with his face!
Eve: Adams has taken hold of Payne’s hand, examining the crimson mask she has carved across his face. She is operating with ruthless intention, refusing to stop until her challenger stays down. She pulls him in and drives a knee straight into his skull! That’s a clean and punishing strike that rocks him back down to the ground and Veena is still going for the decisive blow here to show no hesitation in her pursuit of victory.
Deadprez: Payne is on both knees, barely conscious, and Adams is slowly stepping back from him. There is something sinister in her posture! Is she truly preparing what I think she is in this position?!
Gavin Kirkland: THE ANIMOSITY IS OVERFLOWING! Veena has done nothing but demolish Xander’s head, and now she’s setting the stage! Payne is barely getting to his feet and Veena is charging full speed for the kill!… SHE’S LOOKING FOR SKULL FRACTURE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS MASSIVE CROWD!
Eve: BIG BOOT TO THE JAW! Payne surged back to his feet just in time to counter, absorbing enough of the impact to stop the full damage. Veena spins around with her back to him and Payne immediately hooks the arms- OH NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!—
(## CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: THROUGH THE GLASS PANEL OF THE ALAMODOME’S MAIN ENTRANCE GOES VEENA! PAYNE LAUNCHES HER WITH A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX, SENDING HER CRASHING THROUGH THE DOOR AS SHARDS OF GLASS EXPLODE ACROSS THE LOBBY! VEENA IS SPRAWLED OUT RIGHT OUTSIDE THE MAIN ENTRANCE IN HORRIFYING FASHION! EAW IS ABSOLUTELY PAYING FOR REPAIRS TONIGHT AFTER THE CARNAGE THIS MATCH HAS CAUSED!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gavin Kirkland: We just watched that overgrown ogre launch my girl through a glass panel and destroy half the building like he owns the place! That is violation of venue rights, and quite frankly, he should be banned on the spot! THROW HIM OUT, FINE HIM, ARREST HIM, I DO NOT CARE! GET THIS BRUTE OUT OF HERE!
Deadprez: Veena is barely moving after that catastrophic crash, lying motionless on the ground outside the arena while Payne pulls himself up. He opens the adjoining door and drags the fight fully into the exterior plaza. Now both competitors are outside the Alamodome, framed beneath the enormous HEB signage towering over them as some grim omen of what’s yet to come.
Eve: The officials who rushed in to check on Veena are shoved aside as Payne storms forward again. He stomps directly onto her spine, and you can see shards of glass embedded in her back, grinding deeper into her skin with every impact. This is grotesque and it is escalating far beyond what any match should ever become!
Gavin Kirkland: Police are starting to intervene around the perimeter just to keep the crowd from swarming this battlefield, and honestly I don’t blame them! Payne and Veena are brawling right in front of the Alamodome in this freezing 17 degree night air while fans surround them like it’s some gladiatorial match! Payne drags Veena up… ONLY TO DRIVE A VICIOUS HEADBUTT INTO HER SKULL AND SENDS THE CHAMPION RIGHT BACK DOWN! THIS LUNATIC HAS NO CONSCIENCE!
Deadprez: Veena can hardly stand, and this moment should have been the challenger’s perfect opportunity to secure a decisive victory… but he’s not satisfied and his fixation is far darker. Payne wants the champion annihilated, exactly as he swore he would. There is no restraint in him at all!
Eve: Payne has already inflicted tremendous damage to Veena’s head and back, her blood smeared across her skin and the pavement from those glass shards she crashed through earlier. Now he’s lifting her again, positioning her in a dangerously precarious way. Oh no! This looks unnecessary! And Xander needs to stop! Do not do this-
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! THE STUMP PILEDRIVER ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ALAMODOME! VEENA IS DOWN! THAT FUCKING MONSTER! HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?!
Deadprez: PAYNE HAS DELIVERED AN INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE MANEUVER THAT COULD HAVE ENDED HER CAREER OUTRIGHT! THAT STUMP PILEDRIVER SPIKED THE CHAMPION’S SKULL INTO THE GROUND WITH UNFORGIVING FORCE, LEAVING HER COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS! XANDER FLIPS HER OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PINFALL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: Kicking out at two in the bitter cold of the Texas winter beneath the Alamo Dome logo, the Answers World Champion clings to life in this match despite being in the worst condition imaginable.
Eve: Veena has endured every conceivable form of punishment. Her body is painted in blood, and now fresh crimson is leaking from her forehead after it was crushed against the concrete. This has become an unrestrained match for the world championship and he is standing there with that same cold composure, intent on ending this with absolute finality.
Gavin Kirkland: This is Veena Adams and she is not losing to some greasy, overfed bastard who thinks he’s better than anyone. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE ISN’T EVEN HALF AS SEXY OR HANDSOME AS MY ACE, LIMMY MONAGHAN! MY WORLD CHAMPION WILL PREVAIL!
Deadprez: Xander drags the barely-standing Veena across the floor, hauling her toward one of the arena doors as he swings it open and tosses her back inside, returning the fight to the warmth of the conditioned air that is doing nothing to cool down this feverish blood feud!
Eve: Crowd filters back through the doors into the building while security tends to the ones that were nearly torn off their hinges and everyone is watching her in her current state with a mixture of horror and heartbreak for what he has inflicted.
Gavin Kirkland: Xander does not even spare them a glance as he yanks Veena off the ground and she cannot even stand on her own… BEFORE DRIVING VEENA’S FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST CONCRETE WALL HE CAN FIND! HER BLOOD SPLATTERS ACROSS IT AND SHE COLLAPSES AGAINST THE SURFACE! REVOLTING CREATURE! ESCORT HIM! SOMEONE IN THE CROWD PULL A GUN AND SHOOT HIM RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: She hits the wall with tremendous force and tries to crawl away in the most desperate predicament the champion could possibly find herself in and Xander follows her step for step, looming over every inch she gains while the crowd trails the carnage to keep their eyes on the unfolding chaos.
Eve: Payne hoists his opponent upward again and notices they have drifted dangerously close to the box office. Noticing they are right beside the ticket counter… AND XANDER HURLS VEENA’S FACE DIRECTLY INTO THE BULLETPROOF GLASS, LEAVING THE OFFICIALS BEHIND THE WINDOW STARING IN PETRIFIED DISBELIEF AS THE CHAMPION IS SMASHED AGAINST IT!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander looks around and all he can see are fans scattering out of his path as he barrels forward, shoving through people and yelling for them to move while she is lying there like a marked target for his next hunt!
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) MOVE!
Gavin Kirkland: What does he think he is about to do?
Eve: Xander has positioned himself several feet away from her in a perfectly straight line while she is slumped against the glass window of the ticket counter! This is a dangerous setup and the officials behind that window know it!
Deadprez: No way! Is he actually thinking of doing what it looks like he is about to attempt??!?!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER IS SPRINTING STRAIGHT TOWARD HER AND HE LEAPS-
(CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: VEENA EVADES AT THE LAST SECOND AND THAT IS CATASTROPHIC! OH MY GOD! XANDER WAS AIMING FOR A FULL-SPEED CANNONBALL SENTON AND SHE DODGED CLEANLY AS XANDER CRASHES THROUGH THE GLASS WINDOW INSTEAD AND GOES FLYING STRAIGHT INTO THE BOX OFFICE! ABSOLUTE PANDEMONIUM!
Gavin Kirkland: LET’S GO! BRILLIANT ESCAPE BY MY GIRL OUT OF PURE DESPERATION BUT ABSOLUTELY SHREDS THAT HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKER WHO WAS TRYING TO DEVOUR HER ALIVE!
Deadprez: That counter sends him crashing over the desk and straight through the glass instead, and now he is the one left scattered in ruins while Veena Adams pulls herself off the ground in the worst possible condition but still refuses to fold….
Eve: Veena was trying to regain her footing and recalibrate herself but even with Xander barely managing to rise again, she uses one of the office chairs nearby to keep her balance and she begins to steady her grip and bring herself back into control.
Gavin Kirkland: Veena Adams is putting her greatness on display and firing velocity through every step after running from his assault earlier, and now she aims right back at him instead…. VEENA LEAPS OVER THE COUNTER AND CRASHES INTO XANDER WITH A DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS HIM TUMBLING OVER THE CHAIR! UNHINGED DISPLAY OF ATHLETICISM ON THIS OUTDOOR BATTLEGROUND!
Eve: Both Elitists are positioned behind the counter desk in the box office room and right now one of them is struggling back to her feet. Veena Adams reaches the door, cracks it open and forces it down with a hard kick. This match is far from finished now that the champion is pushing through the pain and refusing to yield!
Deadprez: The champion nearly tumbles over after getting out of the room. Xander is crawling like a corpse with one last heartbeat, dragging himself forward like a miserable soul trying to cling to life as though the final scene of his movie is about to play out.
Gavin Kirkland: Veena looks back and notices him slithering away like that and she sprints over, stomps down on Xander Payne as he tries to crawl further, and stomps again to keep him crushed at the front door and the crowd around the entrance is loving every second of what Veena just did, watching Xander look like he might simply perish right there!
Eve: Adams exits that room and moves toward the elevators not far from the box office counter. She manages to press the button and get it open, barely holding herself together, and it looks like she is trying to set up a plan. Xander is still struggling to rise while Veena attempts something we cannot fully identify yet.
Deadprez: The elevator in this dome takes its time coming down and that buys Xander enough seconds to stagger back onto his feet and throw a sharp elbow across her jaw, and that one sends Veena almost tumbling away before she surges right back and delivers a Roundhouse Kick to the side of his thigh that nearly drops him again.
Gavin Kirkland: The elevator is open now, what on earth is next for these two!?
Eve: Veena was about to take advantage by grabbing Xander but he instead uses a sudden burst of raw strength to whip his arm upward and break her hold as he shoves her forward and drives a shoulder thrust into her, sending her spine crashing against the rail inside the elevator they both stumble into! Now, the cameraman is doing excellent work capturing every moment from inside!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander could be seen clicking on the topmost floor or whatever that place is supposed to lead them to and the elevator closes down on them. This World Championship match has now taken place inside the arena’s main elevator and nobody is certain where this ride is going to end up, but clearly not inside the ring where Veena Adams’ glory was meant to shine bright.
Deadprez: Veena Adams already pushes off in a fit of rage and quickly strikes Xander across the back of his head with a hardened elbow that possibly sends him tumbling down with his face scraping against the elevator door. The camera is getting an uncomfortably close look at both competitors tearing each other apart inside the elevator while it takes its time rising to whatever floor Xander selected.
Eve: Adams has Xander down and she is driving her right forearm downward with technical precision! And even now, battered and exhausted, Xander still attempts to power through with partial guard with the interior of the elevator has already been painted with blood that has collected from earlier moments in this match and the confined space only amplifies the danger!
Deadprez: Both are making high-risk choices in a space that barely allows the leverage they need, but Veena is using what little room there is with ruthless efficiency!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena is trying her best to overpower Xander but it does not work the way she wants. Xander still has more physical torque to outlast her before he suddenly seizes her… AND DRIVES VEENA’S HEAD AGAINST THE ELEVATOR WALL WITH A STO THAT CRACKS THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND SPINE AGAINST IT!
Eve: Adams can barely stand on her own feet after that and Xander is further taking advantage of the obstruction once he sees her down, adjusting both legs while letting the camera move aside to catch the angle. Xander creates the room and space for himself and even forces an opening for Veena as well… AND XANDER FIGURES SOMETHING CLEVER OUT WITH THE DECAPITATOR APPLIED AND SENDS VEENA’S FACE SMASHING UNDERNEATH THE HANDRAILS THAT WERE USED TO JAR HER SPINE EARLIER!
Deadprez: Xander just made tremendous use of the claustrophobic space inside that elevator and now the floor seems to be reaching its limit with that mocking hum. We are heading into another change of scenery it seems!….
(DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: We are right out of the elevator and Xander drags Veena, tossing her to send her rolling over-
Eve: This looks familiar. And not so far away….
Deadprez: Oh this looks like we are right back inside the arena and incredibly close to the VIP Room and bar service! This is about to get even more fascinating with prominent guests surrounding them!
Gavin Kirkland: First step into the VIP section and Xander immediately approaches the snooker table near him before swiftly seizing the cue stick from a patron who was wearing that gaudy station watch as Xander turns back toward Veena… AND STRIKES HER DOWN ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT VERY CUE STICK AND NOW THE FIGHT HAS COMPLETELY SPILLED INTO THE VIP SPACE!
Eve: That was reckless and opportunistic as the cue stick gives him reach inside a congested area, but the lack of stable footing around those tables is going to punish whoever loses balance first!
Deadprez: And now Xander is clinging onto that cue stick and beginning to drive it straight down across the back of Veena’s neck as harshly as possible as if he is trying to spear it through her skin. Yikes.
Gavin Kirkland: Thankfully the weapon is not sharp enough for that kind of savagery and Xander is only using it to subdue her before throwing the cue stick away and stomping right onto her back!
Eve: Adams might not be able to regain her equilibrium after all of this punishment, but it is of no consequence to what Xander already intends to execute. He has already grabbed her wrist and pulled her back toward the snooker table that is not far away from him and this looks like a precarious position-
(CRACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: OH MY GOD! DAWNBREAKER DRIVES VEENA ADAMS DOWN ONTO THE SNOOKER TABLE AND SHE IS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: AND OF COURSE THAT LUMBERING FUCK HAS TO KEEP HER DOWN ON THE TABLE AND NOW BEGINS TO PIN HER AFTER TAKING HER OUT RIGHT ON THE SNOOKER TABLE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: AND STILL TWO COUNTS! VEENA ADAMS KICK OUT! THIS WORLD CHAMOIONSHIP MATCH CONTUNUES TO WITNESS XANDER SUFFERING TO DEATH!
Deadprez: Xander is already irritated enough and now wastes no time pummeling her all over with those right hands after he was knocked out cold yet again by the champion who still refuses to relinquish her grip on this match.
Eve: Payne eventually forced himself between them and dragged the champion off, who barely has any strength left to fight back at this point. How can Veena even continue to drive herself through this contest after what Xander has inflicted on her at this magnitude?
Gavin Kirkland: Both elitists are now being propelled toward the glass door overlooking the outside view and we are back to hearing the crowd roar at the sight of these two finally returning closer to the arena floor. Xander hurls her straight into the handrail of the upper level near the VIP room section and follows with that forearm that has already tormented Veena!
Eve: Veena is at least attempting to regain a glimpse of this match but Xander is not allowing her even a fraction of clarity before hurting her even more. He is beginning to rake at her eyes as if he intends to blind her right here. Veena cannot properly perceive the match and this is escalating into something far more perilous!
(Xander stops his actions and looks at Veena, who cannot even find the breath to stand after everything he has dragged her through up to this point.)
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) THIS is a great gift for my children and you are the sacrifice for the prize.
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD XANDER YOU BASTARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
Deadprez: XANDER NOTICES THAT IT IS THE UPPER FLOOR AND HE IS PICKING VEENA UP, TRYING TO SEND HER OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND DOWN TO THE LOWER LEVEL BENEATH THEM! UNDERNEATH IS THE PRODUCTION CREW THAT CONTROLS THE LIGHTS AND STRUCTURE OF THE ARENA FOR THE LAST STAND EVENT!
Gavin Kirkland: NO STOP! WE MIGHT GO PITCH BLACK IF ONE OF THEM FALLS DOWN THERE!
Eve: XANDER IS ATTEMPTING TO KILL HER AND PRY THE TITLE OFF HER LIFELESS BODY IN THE LITERAL SENSE, BUT THE CHAMPION STILL HAS FRAGMENTS OF SPIRIT LEFT AND BEGINS TO POUND HER ELBOW INTO HIM. THE CROWD IS TRYING ITS BEST TO RALLY BEHIND VEENA AND MOTIVATE HER TO KEEP HER RESOLVE ALIVE!
Crowd: VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA! VEENA!
Eve: ADAMS FIRES THE ELBOW AGAIN AND THE CHALLENGER IS FORCED BACKWARD BY THE STRIKING IMPACT! HE IS CLEARLY STUNNED BUT XANDER SHAKES THE PAIN FROM THE WEAKENED ELBOW OFF QUICKLY… AND XANDER IMMEDIATELY FIRES BACK WITH THE BURGEONING BIG BOOT!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER WAS CHARGING FOR THE RUNNING BOOT BUT VEENA SLIPPED OUT OF THE WAY. XANDER ALMOST THREW BOTH OF THEM OVER! OH MY GOD THIS LOOKS TERRIFYING! PLEASE DO NOT DIE, EITHER OF YOU! WE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH FALLEN BODIES IN THIS COMPANY ALREADY!
Deadprez: XANDER WAS ATTEMPTING TO USE ONE OF HIS ARMSTRONG FORGED LEGS AND PULL HIMSELF BACK BUT VEENA CAME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE AND PLAYED THIS MOMENT WITH SURGICAL TRANSFORMATION WHILE XANDER IS STILL BUSY TRYING TO GET HIMSELF ONTO THE SAFETY GROUND!…. KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY! KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY! THE KIMURA LOCK HAS XANDER’S ARM TRAPPED! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO PULL HIM BACK BUT NOW HE IS BEING FORCED NOT TO SAVE HIMSELF!
Eve: XANDER HAS DONE TREMENDOUS DAMAGE TO THE CHAMPION AND NOW IT IS THE CHAMPION’S TURN TO FIGHT BACK WITH REGENERATED POWER! XANDER IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO RESIST THIS!
Deadprez: XANDER STILL HAS TO USE HIS FREE HAND TO CLING ONTO THE GUARDRAIL! HE DOES NOT WANT TO SUBMIT AT ALL, SO HE IS ATTEMPTING SOMETHING ELSE THAT WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO HOLD ON MUCH LONGER AND HE HAS NO CHOICE!
Gavin Kirkland: VEENA HELD THE LOCK FOR AS LONG AS SHE COULD AND FINALLY RELEASED IT! XANDER’S ARM HAS BECOME VULNERABLE AND HE STILL HAS HIS OTHER LEG HANGING ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE, WHICH COULD EASILY MAKE HIM FALL OVER AND DIE. VEENA ADAMS GATHERS HER SENSE TOGETHER AND STEPS BACK….
Veena Adams: -# (Off-Mic) Fuck your children.
Gavin Kirkland:AND SHE RUNS BACK AT XANDER!-
(BANG!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: JUMPING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS INTO XANDER’S JAW AND XANDER FALLS OVER- OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
(## CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER PAYNE HAS JUST BEEN SENT OFF THE HIGHEST FLOOR DOWN TO THE GROUND LEVEL WHERE THE PRODUCTION TEAM IS AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED AND CRASHED TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME CAUSING THAT MASSIVE SCENE!
Deadprez: WHAT THE FUCK, IS HE DEAD!!?!?!??!?!
(Multiple security guards and official staff rush through the billowing smoke, pushing into the scene and closing in to check the wreckage. At this moment Xander Payne’s body cannot be located amidst the debris that surrounds it and the situation remains under investigation.)
Eve: …
(Cutting back to Veena Adams, sitting in front of the guardrail of the upper floor near the VIP room, beginning to grab it and pull herself off the ground. She leans forward to look down and she also sees nothing.)
Gavin Kirkland: This is going to take a while-
(Suddenly, one of the referees suddenly sprints out of the scene and looks up toward Veena Adams and the people nearby, shouting and waving his arms.)
Referee: (Off-Mic) MATCH IS OVER! RING THE BELL!
Gavin Kirkland: OH IT IS OVER!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… AND STILL!… THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!… VEENA ADAMS!
Deadprez: What the hell just happened man…?
Gavin Kirkland: DOES THAT MEAN XANDER DIED????
Eve: I’m not so sure-
Gavin Kirkland: YES! LET’S FUCKING GO! EVIL DIES TONIGHT!
Eve: ???????
Deadprez: And he had kids waiting for him at home too, dawg.
Gavin Kirkland: Sorry.
(While everyone is still rushing into the scene searching for Xander’s body, the cameras cut back to a bloodied and battered Veena Adams standing alone on the upper floor. The crowd surrounds her with a mixture of celebration and unease, some unsure whether the champion should have gone that far, others far more concerned about the unfolding situation but in the end, Veena Adams is declared the winner as both of her hands are raised, though she looks moments away from collapsing.)
Eve: That is an extraordinary and harrowing title defense added to Veena Adams’s reign and with the immense pain she has endured, we will receive updates on Xander Payne shortly once officials confirm his condition! For now this is Veena Adams’s moment to inhabit!
Gavin Kirkland: And the reign continues for the Golden Star!
Deadprez: I hope he’s okay….
(Referee who rushed toward her, along with several medical staff members, attempted to check on her as she nearly collapsed, but she gave them a faint tap to signal she was alright before continuing to stand on her own as the Alamodome soaked in the moment with thousands of live spectators who bought tickets to witness this final stand tonight, watching Veena live through every second of her moment as The Last Stand faded into the commercial break for Road to Redemption.)
(The graphic for the next match appears.)
Gina Romano: THIS FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!
( “Betty (Get Money)” by Yung Gravy starts up! Clayton Golde steps out of the curtains, wearing shades and a designer hoodie, pointing to the hard cam. He takes a moment to take in all the booes before strutting down the ramp with the biggest smile on his face. In his hand, his phone is live-streaming from Tik Tok as he shows off his POV.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM ROMANIA WEIGHTING IN AT 210 POUNDS…CLAYTON GOLDE!
Gavin Kirkland: You can call him arrogant, you can call him self serving, selfish, and all the other names in the book but you know what he is not?
Eve: Champion?
Gavin Kirkland: A coward! He is walking into this match with the biggest smile on his face and he is looking to BECOME the New Breed Champion. Can you imagine what those million plus eyes and ears he has on his social media can do for that Championship? We might see a whole new New Breed renaissance.
Deadprez: Well I will say he has all the potential and the skill to be Champion, all it comes down to is the when and tonight might be the night it comes true for him!
(Clayton places his phone in the corner, making sure he is in frame while stretching and of course mocking Ashylnn Quinn as her theme starts to play. “Juno” by Sabrina Carpenter blasting through the arena as Ashlynn comes out through sparkles and smoke. She gives the crowd a pageant wave, before walking down the ramp like a runway model. Not letting any stray hands get close to her.)
Bella Braxton: FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 115 POUNDS…SHE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION…MISS VOLTAGE…ASHLYNN QUINN!
Gavin Kirkland: The lovely and BEAUTIFUL Ashlynn Quinn! Been New Breed Champion since Pain for Pride and have been carrying the division ever since then. A lot of people counted her out because of her stunning…features but she is one of the most undervalued Champions!
Eve: Keep it in your pants Gavin but I do agree, Ashlynn has made quite the impact with that Championship. Not only is she desired for her looks but people also want what she has. That being the New Breed Championship! Let’s see if Clayton has what it takes to snatch it from her.
Deadprez: It’s going to be a tough task, I’ll tell you that much right now.
( Ashlynn gets into the ring and reluctantly hands the referee her Championship. Not before of course, kissing the face plate for good luck. She then backs into her corner.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: The match is underway, and the way these two are eyeing each other down, we are in for something TRULY special tonight. Ashlynn Quinn has been on a roll ever since winning the New Breed Championship, but you can never truly count out Clayton Golde. Who has shown a lot of promise over the course of this build, either one of these two could walk out with the Championship. All I know is, whoever doesn’t is definitely not going to take it well, I can tell you that much.
Eve: That’s a given, which is why I know they are going to do everything in their power to make sure that it doesn’t happen. Both of them circled each other, not taking their eyes off one another. Ashlynn and Clayton slowly closing in, looking for maybe a tie up to start off this match— OH NEVERMIND! ASHLYNN WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! Clayton caught off guard and now Quinn is following up, throwing a straight fist raining down on top of Golde’s head backing him up into the corner! The official is going to separate Ashlynn, not trying to end things early on a DQ.
Deadprez: You can’t trust your opponent in any match, let alone a match for the New Breed Championship. Ashlynn is going to use every opportunity she gets to gain offense and keep Clayton second guessing. If I was Clayton, I would do the exact same— WHICH HE IS! A SMACK ACROSS THE FACE BY CLAYTON! GIVING HER A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE!
Gavin Kirkland: …Wait, is Ashlynn crying? I think Clayton might have slapped her too hard, he’s going too far! You can’t put your hands on a woman like that, shame on you!
Eve: What do you mean?! This company is built on the foundation of inter gender wrestling! There is no way Ashylnn is pulling this card out!
Deadprez: Well it looks like the official is telling Clayton to stand back, despite his protesting. Giving the Champion some space— AND QUINN USING THE MOMENT TO DROPKICK CLAYTON INTO THE CORNER! Once again, Ashlynn is pulling out every trick in the dirty wrestlers playbook! I have one of those, signed by IMPACT. The Champion is already closing the distance again! Ashlynn STOMPS into Clayton’s midsection before he can fully rise in the corner, then DRAGS her boot across his face, just grinding it in! Clayton tries to push her away, but she slaps his hand aside and hits KNEE TO THE JAW!
Gavin Kirkland: She’s making sure Clayton never gets into a rhythm. That’s what she always does best, disrupt, disrupt, disrupt. Clayton swings wildly— OH BUT ASHLYNN DUCKS UNDER IT! She slides behind him and gives him a SHOVE that sends him chest-first into the turnbuckles! Ashlynn quickly grabs Clayton by the back of the head and just SLAMS his face into the top pad over and over! The Champion is in complete control of this match and there is nothing Clayton can do to stop her!
Eve: She shouts right in his ear before she DRIVES AN ELBOW between his shoulder blades! Dropping him to a knee! Ashlynn poses to the hard cam, blowing a kiss as Clayton tries to shake the cobwebs. Ashlynn walks right up to him, places a single finger on his forehead…and flicks him? Seems like just more mocking from the Champion, but it doesn’t seem like Clayton finds her antics at all amusing! temper flares, he lunges for her— but Ashlynn sidesteps and sticks out a leg TRIPPING HIM AND SENDING HIM FALLING FACE FIRST! Now stepping on his back like a welcome mat, and walks across him!
Deadprez: The Champion is COOKING him right now, and she knows it! She hits the ropes— RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Clayton rolls over clutching his skull! Ashlynn now immediately drops down beside him, pinching his cheek treating Clayton like some type of toddler! If I was Clayton, I would be infuriated too! Ashlynn Quinn is not taking Clayton seriously and it really shows in what is the beginning of this match. Clayton tries again to sit up— BUT ASHLYNN JUST SHOVES HIM BACK DOWN AND CHOKES HIM WITH HER FOREARM! SHOULDERS DOWN THE REFEREE SLIDING IN!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: A KICKOUT BY CLAYTON! Ashlynn is in FULL villain mode tonight. Turning from the crowd back to Clayton, she delivered a SHARP KICK between his shoulder blades! Clayton is struggling to get out of first gear here and Ashlynn is making sure he NEVER does. She knows exactly how to push every button he’s got. The Champion is stalking him from behind now… measuring waiting and— ASHLYNN DRIVES A KNEE INTO HIS SPINE AGAIN, THEN CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Eve: She doesn’t want to beat him quickly. She wants to EMBARRASS him. And she is well on her way to doing EXACTLY that. Ashlynn has Clayton flattened out, and she is LOVING every second of this. She is now STOMPING on Clayton’s fingers! Clayton clutching his hand, but Ashlynn stays right on him SNATCHING a handful of his hair and YANKING him to his knees! Ashlynn hooks the arm AND DRIVES A SHARP KNEE UP INTO CLAYTON’S RIBS! Clayton wheezes and tries to push her off, but the Champion transitions beautifully into a STANDING GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
Deadprez: She cranks it in, forcing Clayton to stumble around the ring like a puppet on strings— and then she just RELEASES him, letting him collapse on his side! Clayton rolls onto his stomach trying to recover BUT ASHLYNN ISN’T DONE! She steps over him and grabs his wrists AND PLANTS A BOOT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD?! SHE DRIVES HIS FACE INTO THE MAT! Clayton bounces off the canvas, clutching his nose! Not even letting him rest for a second, she’s dragging him up again, she wants MORE! She hooks him for a suplex—
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CLAYTON SLIPS DOWN BEHIND HER BUT ASHLYNN TURNS AND GOES TO RAKE CLAYTON IN THE EYES BUT THIS TIME CLAYTON GRABS HER WRIST! He’s had ENOUGH! CAN SEE THE SHIFT IN HIS EYES! CLAYTON TIGHTENS HIS GRIP AND YANKS ASHLYNN IN— HEADBUTT TO THE FACE! A DESPERATE HEADBUTT! ASHLYNN DROPS TO ONE KNEE! Clayton is done playing around! CLAYTON DRIVES A KNEE RIGHT INTO ASHLYNN’S RIBS! Clayton now grabs Ashlynn by the waistband and hair! HE TOSSES HER DOWN WITH A ROUGH SNAPMARE! Ashlynn scrambles up! ONLY TO GET A BOOT RIGHT TO THE STERNUM! SHE GOES DOWN AGAIN!
Eve: Clayton is FIRED UP AND ASHLYNN REALIZES IT TOO LATE! She tries to roll away but Clayton rushes in AND HE CLOTHESLINES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE SENDING HER CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! CLAYTON IS FINALLY IN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! The Champion looks rattled for the first time tonight and Clayton looks like he’s ready to return EVERY dirty trick she’s thrown at him tenfold!
Deadprez: NowClayton rolls out after her, not giving her space he is DONE letting Ashlynn dictate the pace! Ashlynn crawls toward the barricade, clutching her ribs, but Clayton grabs her by the ankle and DRAGS her right back toward ringside!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S CLAWING AT THE FLOOR! Her nails are scraping the mat skirt like she’s trying to escape torture ! Clayton yanks again— and she grabs hold of the ring post for dear life!.
Eve: LOOK AT THIS! SHE’S HUGGING THE POST! Clayton is pulling with everything he’s got, but Ashlynn is clinging on for dear life! The referee is yelling for Clayton and Ashlynn to get back in the ring. He has been very patient this entire match but you can see it wearing thin by the second as schnangians get piled up!
Deadprez: Clayton finally pries her free— BUT ASHLYNN KICKS BACK AND CATCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE KNEECAP! Ashlynn scrambles up— ONLY FOR CLAYTON TO GRAB HER BY THE ARM AND YANK HER BACK UP THERE IS NO WHERE TO ESCAPE FOR ASHLYNN!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton now lifts her up— AND RAMS HER, SPINE-FIRST, INTO THE RING APRON! Ashlynn tries crawling away again toward the timekeeper’s area— BUT CLAYTON FOLLOWS, grabs a sip from some poor fan’s drink, and SPLASHES IT IN ASHLYNN’S FACE!
Eve: THAT’S A $17 BEVERAGE! THAT WAS PROBABLY SOMEONE’S ENTIRE PAYCHECK FOR THE WEEK! Ashlynn looks furious, hair soaked and sticking to her face! She lunges at Clayton— BUT CLAYTON SIDESTEPS AND SENDS HER SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Deadprez: NOW Ashlynn is rattled. Clayton pulls her up— but Ashlynn suddenly grabs a handful of his tights and YANKS, trying to throw him off balance! HE ALMOST MOONED THE WHOLE FRONT ROW! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton pulls his gear back up and glares at her— HE’S CHASING HER AROUND THE RINGSIDE AREA NOW! Ashlynn is running like she’s being chased in a horror movie! She turns the corner— DUCKS BEHIND THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND THROWS A HANDFUL OF COMMENTARY NOTES INTO CLAYTON’S FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT HOLD ON! I NEED THOSE HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL MOVES!?
Eve: Clayton is blinded momentarily! Ashlynn sees her chance! SHE CHARGES FULL SPEED AHEAD! SHE’S LOOKING FOR A SPEAR! SHE’S AIMING TO PUT CLAYTON THROUGH THE BARRICADE! SHE LEAPS— BUT CLAYTON MOVES! ASHLYNN CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AT FULL SPEED! THE WHOLE THING SHATTERS!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE JUST FOLDED LIKE A — UM…I DON’T HAVE MY NOTES! I DON’T EVEN KNOW!
Deadprez: The champion is down! She’s clutching her shoulder, she might’ve knocked the wind out of herself! Meanwhile Clayton rolls under the bottom rope! The referee for some reason, hasn’t been counting this entire time. I swear, he might get fired by the end of this match.
REFEREE: ONE!
Eve: Clayton raises his hands, wait…wait a second…
REFEREE: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: I think he’s realizing it…
Deadprez: IF ASHLYNN GETS COUNTED OUT? SHE KEEPS THE TITLE! CLAYTON LOSES!
REFEREE: THREE!!!
Eve: CLAYTON’S FACE JUST TURNED WHITE! He JUMPS back out of the ring and RUNS to Ashlynn!
Gavin Kirkland: He’s trying to drag her limp body up but she’s DEADWEIGHTING! SHE KNOWS THIS MATCH IS HERS IS HE CAN’T GET HER BACK IN THE RING!
REFEREE: FOUR!!!!
Deadprez: Clayton hooks her under both arms, tries LIFTING her—
REFEREE: FIVE!!!!!
Eve: HE GETS HER UP!! HE’S STUMBLING TOWARD THE RING ASHLYNN IS LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS!
REFEREE: SIX!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S TRYING TO SHOVE HER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BUT SHE’S HALF-CONSCIOUS AND FIGHTING HIM WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT! HER FOOT GETS CAUGHT ON THE APRON SKIRT!
REFEREE: SEVEN!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CLAYTON’S PANICKING! HE’S FRANTICALLY UNTANGLING HER BOOT!!
REFEREE: EIGHT!!!!!!!!
Eve: HE HOISTS HER UP AND JUST THROWS HER UNDER THE ROPES!
REFEREE: NINE—
Gavin Kirkland: CLAYTON DIVE-ROLLS IN RIGHT AFTER HER! HE MAKES IT! THE MATCH CONTINUES! Ashlynn gets back to her feet and BOTH are now swinging as soon as they’re on their feet! Clayton throws a right! Ashlynn fires back! Clayton! Ashlynn! Clayton again he’s gaining momentum— AND HE ROCKS HER WITH A BIG FOREARM TO THE JAW!
Eve: Ashlynn counters with a PELE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE! Clayton stumbles back to the ropes Ashlynn charges— CLAYTON CATCHES HER AND SPINS HER INTO A SPINEBUSTER! WHAT A COLLISION! He hooks the leg!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT BY ASHLYNN! She’s still in this! Clayton drags himself up and pulls her by the wrist IRISH WHIP! ASHLYNN SLIDES UNDER SPRINGBOARD— BUT CLAYTON CATCHES HER WITH A BIG BOOT SWATTING HER OUT OF THE AIR!
Eve: Ashlynn is not done yet though she is stunned, trying to get back up on one knee— Clayton hits the ropes ANOTHER RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN AGAIN!
Deadprez: Clayton is feeling that adrenaline now! He pulls Ashlynn up again— SHE SLAPS HIM! Clayton fires with a body shot! Ashlynn elbows him in the cheek! Clayton with a headbutt! Ashlynn with a rake to the eyes— NO! CLAYTON SLAPS HER HAND AWAY AND SPINS HER INTO A BACK SUPLEX! ASHLYNN FLIPS THROUGH! SHE LANDS ON HER FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE CHARGES— CLAYTON DROPKICKS HER OUT OF NO WHERE! STRAIGHT TO THE NOSE! SENDING HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Eve: The New Breed Champion collapses to the mat, dazed and staring at the lights! Clayton stands over her, I wonder what he is thinking about now.
(Clayton surprisingly doesn’t follow up on the attack and goes to the corner he was standing at in the beginning of the match. Grabbing his phone, to the confusion of many in the audience.)
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S OPENING HIS PHONE! HE’S ACTUALLY OPENING HIS PHONE MID-MATCH?
Eve: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! CLAYTON GOLDE HAS OPENED HIS TWITCH STREAM! BROADCASTING TO HIS FANS!
Clayton Golde: (into his phone) Chat… what finisher should I hit her with? I want to end this match in style and I wanna know what can get the job done. I’m taking requests.
Deadprez: THIS IS THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT!
Gavin Kirkland: It looks like the Twitch chat is EXPLODING with a bunch of ideas but one is definitely sticking out more than the others— oh, they definitely want this. They’re spamming it. They’re BEGGING for it!
Clayton (into phone): Bet, let’s do that one.
Eve: He sets the phone down in the corner, camera pointed RIGHT at the ring. This man is producing his own highlight reel live. Clayton yanks Ashlynn up, pulls her in, wraps the arm, HE DIPS DOWN AND SLAMS HER WITH THE “DEATH RO”! “DEATH RO” CONNECTS CLEAN!
Deadprez: THIS HAS TO BE IT!! CLAYTON ROLLS INTO THE COVER! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
REFEREE: ONE!
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Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! AT! ONE! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
Eve: ASHLYNN QUINN JUST KICKED OUT OF THE DEATH RO AT ONE! NOBODY HAS EVER KICKED OUT OF THAT MOVE EXCEPT EVERYONE! ASHYLNN ISN’T HUMAN!
(Clayton was shocked, looking at the chat shocked, as he crawled to the phone a bit pissed off by the result.)
Clayton Golde: (off mic) What the hell? You said that was the best finisher in EAW?! You lied to me! Ban whoever suggested that!
Deasprez: Clayton backs up in disbelief Ashlynn pops up to her feet LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED and IMMEDIATELY BLASTS HIM with a running pump kick that sends him tumbling backward into the corner!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE’S BACK ON HIM— RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE INTO A ROLLING BLOCKBUSTER!! SHE SPIKES HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS! Ashlynn covers!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
Eve: CLAYTON KICKS OUT! Ashlynn doesn’t care she drags him up by his jaw, mocking him again— BUT CLAYTON FIRES BACK! A HUGE KNEE LIFT TO THE MIDSECTION! Then a teardrop suplex folds her in half!
Deadprez: He isn’t done Ashlynn staggers up CLAYTON RUNS ANOTHER DROPKICK! That one nearly took her head off! She rolls to her knees in a daze CLAYTON CHARGES WITH A BIG BOOT! She’s flattened!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton picks Ashlynn up and hooks both arms BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Clean bridge!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFERRE: TWO!!
Eve: ASHLYNN ROLLS OUT! Now it’s Clayton’s turn to build momentum he grabs her by the wrist IRISH WHIP! Ashlynn reverses DUCKS HIS CLOTHESLINE! SPRINGBOARD DISASTER KICK BY ASHLYNN! CLAYTON IS DOWN BUT SHE’S NOT DONE! SHE HITS THE ROPES LEAPS UP AND DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP ON HIS CHEST! FOLLOWING IT UP INTO A STANDING MOONSAULT! COVER!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
REFEREE: THREEE—
Deadprez: CLAYTON POWERS OUT! Ashlynn slaps the mat in frustration as she drags him up GOING FOR A BRAINBUSTER— NO! CLAYTON TWISTS OUT LIFTS HER! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! ASHLYNN FOLDS LIKE PAPER! Clayton takes a deep breath and quickly heads to the corner HE’S GOING UP TOP! Trying to find his balance, GOING FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK— NO! ASHLYNN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! HE CRASHES HARD!
Gavin Kirkland: She sprints— LOU THESZ PRESS! Hammer fists raining down, Ashlynn screaming at him to just STAY DOWN! Clayton fights her way back to his feet, and shoves her off she hits the ropes RUNNING— CLAYTON CATCHES HER AND HITS HER WITH A SPINNING DICUS ELBOW! “DEMONETIZED” KNOCKING HER OUT AND SENDING HER TO THE MAT!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
REFEREE: THREEEE—
Eve: ASHLYNN KICKS OUT AGAIN! Both of them are down! Both exhausted but still fighting! Clayton pulls himself up and goes for a FIREMAN’S CARRY— WAIT NO! Ashlynn slips out! HUGE DDT! SHE SPIKES HIM! Clayton is sprawled out! Ashlynn crawls into the cover— BUT CLAYTON ROLLS HER UP IN A SCHOOL BOY PIN!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
REFEREE: THREEE—
Deadprez: ASHLYNN REVERSES INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
REFEREE: THREEEE—
Gavin Kirkland: CLAYTON POPS OUT! They both scramble to their feet! Clayton swings— ASHLYNN SUPERKICK! CLAYTON STUMBLES— BUT FIRES A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! THEY BOTH DROP TO THEIR KNEES!
Eve: Clayton is staggering up first he goes for the ropes, getting onto the apron and eyeing Ashlynn as she slowly makes her way up! CLAYTON HOPPING UP GOING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE—
Deadprez: ASHLYNN SHOVES THE REFEREE IN THE WAY! THE REFEREE TAKES THE FULL IMPACT! HE’S OUT COLD! CLAYTON’S EYES GO WIDE! THAT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT! ASHLYNN SACRIFICED THE REF LIKE A HUMAN SHIELD!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton is panicking, he checks on the downed official— BUT ASHLYNN GRABS CLAYTON HITS A BACKSTABBER! CLAYTON IS DOWN ALONGSIDE THE REFEREE!
Eve: WHAT A MINUTE! HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE! A second referee is SPRINTING down the ramp! How convenient, we’ll get a winner after all!
Deadprez: He slides under the ropes! Ashlynn turns toward him AND IMMEDIATELY HITS HIM WITH A RUNNING KNEES HIM IN THE FACE! SHE KNOCKED OUT THE SECOND REFEREE WITH NO HESITATION! SHE JUST DROPPED HIM ON PURPOSE!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS SHE DOING?! SHE’S DESTROYING THE WHOLE OFFICIATING STAFF! The second referee is unconscious on the mat! Clayton is still recovering! Ashlynn is laughing like a lunatic!
Eve: This match has completely fallen apart AND ASHLYNN QUINN WANTS IT EXACTLY THAT WAY! Clayton is rising first, clutching his ribs, reaching for Ashlynn but Ashlynn rolls to the outside!
Deadprez: She’s hurt, but she’s thinking. Ashlynn Quinn is ALWAYS thinking. She’s crawling around the timekeeper’s area. Wait, what is she grabbing? That’s the ringside photographer’s CAMERA! Ashlynn walks over and gets back into the ring— BUT GOLDE GRABS ASHLYNN BY THE HAIR! REACHING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TRYING TO ATTACK HER!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ASHLYNN FIRES THE FLASH DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES! SHE JUST BLINDED HIM! THE CHAMPION JUST WEAPONIZED FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY TO GET FREE FROM HIS GRASP!
Eve: ASHLYNN IS SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING, Clayton can’t see a THING! Ashlynn lines him up— REVERSE DDT! Clayton is SPIKED into the mat! Ashlynn throws herself across his chest for the cover!
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Ashlynn Quinn: (off mic) Oh right, shit.
(Ashlynn goes over to the referee and begins shaking him, hoping that he’ll wake up so that she can finally end this match. However, nothing seemed to be working.)
Ashlynn Quinn: (off mic) Stupid referee. What are they so fragile? I take multiple clotheslines every week and I’m just fine. I swear they need to like work out more or something—
Deadprez: ASHLYNN TURNING AROUND INTO A A SPRINGBOARD STUNNER! “THE BRAND DEAL” TAKING THE CHAMPION OUT! CLAYTON CRAWLING QUICKLY INTO THE COVER!
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Clayton Golde: (off mic) Oh right, shit.
Gavin Kirkland: I guess Clayton came to the same conclusion Ashlynn did, but it looks like he wants to take advantage of the situation as well. Getting out of the ring and looking underneath the ring…
Eve: CLAYTON PULLING OUT A GOLDEN CHAIR! HIS PODCAST BRANDED ALL OVER IT! ALONG WITH SPONSORS NOT SANCTIONED WITH EAW! Do we…do we have to censor them? Can we mention them? I just won’t even risk it. Clayton rolled back into the ring, and it was ready to end this match once and for all!
Deadprez: He is one chair shot away from becoming the NEW…New Breed Champion! Ashlynn picking herself up, CLAYTON GOING IN—
(Before Clayton could swing! Ashlynn shows him his phone! With his TikTok account primed for deletion! Clayton stops, staring at Ashlynn in horror as she has her finger over the delete button.)
Ashlynn Quinn: (off mic) PUT THE CHAIR DOWN OR YOUR ACCOUNT IS GONE!
Clayton Golde: (off mic) Don’t be rash.
Gavin Kirkland: ASHLYNN HAS CLAYTON AT A STALEMATE! IF HE TAKES ANOTHER STEP THAT’S GOODBYE TO MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS! POSSIBLY THOUSANDS IN COMMUNITY FUNDS! THIS IS QUITE THE DILEMMA!
Eve: He’s going to have to make a choice soon, cause the referee is starting to stir! Clayton sees him! Panic is kicking in, he knows if that official wakes up and sees him with a chair in hand?
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Deadprez: Clayton THROWS IT at Ashlynn’s chest! Ashlynn catches it on instinct! Ashlynn throws the chair back at Clayton! Clayton catches it and throws it back! They are playing HOT POTATO WITH THE CHAIR!
(The referee crawls toward them, groggy, trying to get his bearingsz. Ashlynn looks from the referee getting up. Looks at Clayton. Looks at the chair that is now in her hands and SHRUGS. She grips the chair tight—)
(AND ABSOLUTELY CRACKS THE REFEREE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH IT!)
Clayton Golde: (off mic) WHAT THE F— WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! YOU COULD’VE THROWN THE CHAIR AWAY!
Ashlynn Quinn: (off mic) Sorry I panicked.
Gavin Kirkland: Ashlynn BRUTALLY wiping out that official, seems to realize the gravity of her actions. Checking his pulse, waving her hand in front of his face— oh yeah, he’s OUT! And oh my god…he’s BLEEDING from the forehead!
Eve: WELL NO KIDDING, SHE SWUNG A CHAIR AT HIS HEAD AT FULL STRENGTH. WE ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM THE REFEREE UNION ABOUT ASHLYNN’S ACTIONS!
Deadprez: To be fair, she looked VERY remorseful for at least…five seconds. That counts for something, right?
Gavin Kirkland. Behind her, Clayton Golde sits up. Managing to grab and secure his phone before she could delete his account! He’s look at the phone in his hand…and a smile comes a cross his face! What the hell is he thinking?!
Eve: CLAYTON’S GOT THAT LOOK! WHATEVER HE IS THINKING ABOUT CAN NOT BE GOOD! Ashlynn is turning around—
Deadprez: AND CLAYTON GOLDE SWINGS HIS SMARTPHONE LIKE A BRICK AND CRACKS ASHLYNN IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! OH MY GOD! HE JUST USED HIS PHONE AS A WEAPON! ASHLYNN DROPS LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE SECOND MOST EXPENSIVE CONCUSSION GIVEN TO A PERSON! THE NFL IS TAKE NOTES! Ashlynn collapses face-first on the mat, completely limp! Clayton stands over her, screen cracked to hell but this might be his time to become New Breed Champion!
Eve: AND LOOK AT THAT! THE SECOND REFEREE IS FINALLY GETTING UP! HE HASN’T NOTICED THE CHAOS IN THE RING YET! Clayton sees him and immediately scrambles into cleanup mode! He grabs the unconscious, bleeding first referee by the wrist AND SHOVES HIS BODY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE LIKE TAKING OUT THE TRASH!
Deadprez: Clayton throws his now-destroyed phone out of the ring next and wipes his hands, what has transpired over the last 7 minutes seems to have disappeared. All his focus, now on Ashlynn and winning the New Breed Championship! Ashlynn getting back up, staggering up to her feet! The side of her head bleeding, staining her blonde hair red! Clayton quickly swooping her off her feet!
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS GOING FOR IT! THE GOLDE PILL! CLAYTON GOLDE IS READY TO BECOME THE NEW…NEW BREED CHAMPION! HE SWINGS HER AND HE NAILS IT!
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Eve: NO! ASHLYNN GETTING OUT OF IT JUST AT THE LAST SECOND! GETTING BEHIND HIM AND ROLLING HIM UP! THE REFEREE SLIDING IN! A LITTLE SLOW! A LITTLE DAZED BUT HE STARTS THE COUNT!
REFEREE: ONE!
REFEREE: TWO!!
Deadprez: WAIT A SECOND LOOK! ASHLYNN GOT HIS TIGHTS PULLED AND HER FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! THE REFEREE IS TOO DAZED TO SEE IT! ASHLYNN LOOKING TO STEAL IT!
REFEREE: THREEEEEE!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… ASHLYNNNNN QUINNNNN!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE DID IT! BY EVERY UNETHICAL MEANS HUMANLY POSSIBLE ASHLYNN QUINN HAS SURVIVED THIS MATCH AND IS STILL THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Eve: Look at her! Ashlynn Quinn can barely stand, she’s stumbling like a baby deer learning how to walk! But she’s STILL clutching that championship and at the end of the night that is all that mattered to her!
Deadprez: Respect for Clayton for also playing equally dirty and nearly getting a Championship from it, but unfortunately Ashlynn just managed to slip away with the victory.
(Ashlynn, still bleeding from the side of her head, is hugging the New Breed Championship with both arms while falling to her knees. She looks like she has absolutely no clue where she is, but she stands anyway, wobbling as she makes Ashlynn lift the title high, smearing her own blood on the gold plate, and SCREAMS something incoherent back at the crowd as she exits the ring.)
Ashlynn Quinn: (off mic) I’M THE CHAMPION! I AM THE BEST…CHAMPION IN THE WORLD! UNIVERSE! EVER! GET USED TO IT!
(All while the camera lingers on Clayton, who was upset by the ending. He glared at Ashlynn, as she made her way up the ramp.)
(Backstage….
The scene opens inside the office of Kennedy Street who is not amused about the person who has just walked into her office. She turns, her amber eyes narrow some, slowly tilting her head.)
Kennedy Street: You are not part of this roster, what the hell are you doing here?
(The Elitists that has walked in is showing off in her Blue blouse, tight black pants and peep toe Louboutin pumps, looking beautiful as ever.)
(It is none other than the EAW Hardcore Champion, Dr. Bethany Blue.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Hello Kennedy.
Kennedy Street: Kennie will ask again, what are you doing here? You told TLA on Voltage last week that you were not going to get involved in the Tri-Brand match tonight. So, what gives?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Oh relax, Kennie. Look, I bought a ticket.
(The Good Doctor shows off her ticket, it is one for a luxury suite which eases Kennedy’s nerves a little.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Don’t worry, I just had a mani/pedi, and wearing my nice clothes, I don’t plan on getting involved in anything tonight, I am simply here to watch possible the worst wrestling in the EAW and the biggest ass brand on top of that.
Kennedy Street: Of course you are still bitter in your time here, honey. Different regime, but whatever. Go enjoy the rest of the show and get out of my office.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Oh, I plan on it, but don’t think that what you did to Adam Lucas those seasons he was here have been forgotten. We will meet again, trust me on that. Good luck on the rest of your shit show.
(Kennedy chooses not to say anything, and watches the Good Doctor getting ready to walk out, but as she does, the door opens and Caroline is right there ready to walk in. There is a lot of history between Caroline and Bethany as they just glare at one another. Bethany at one point was Caroline’s mentor.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Caroline.
Caroline: Bethany.
Dr. Bethany Blue: It’s Doctor to you, but I see you are still the same disrespectful little bitch that you have always been.
Caroline: And you are still the same self-centered delusional charmer that only exists within her own ethos.
Dr. Bethany Blue Whatever, Caroline. No sacrificing little Billy Goats tonight?
Caroline: No, carrying Adam Lucas’s luggage?
(The Doctor rolls her eyes.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I liked you better when you were a cheerleader, little skank.
(She pushes past Caroline who just watches her leave with such disdain before walking into Kennedy’s office. The General Manager yet again doesn’t understand why she is being visited by Caroline.)
Kennedy Street: First her, and now you. Kennie is busy right now running a Marquee Live Event and getting her team ready for the Temple of Trials match. So, whatever you have to say, make it quick because there is no time for this.
Caroline: Okay, first off, Xander is dead.
Kennedy Street: And?
Caroline: And… nobody cares, but Figura Prismatis seems to be one person short now.
Kennedy Street: Okay, let’s be honest, Xander wasn’t wrestling as the guy Kennie had drafted, and now that he will probably be out indefinitely or even forever, that means my roster is yet again short. So, what Kennie is going to need is for you to start stepping up and stop being Jake Smith’s little sidekick.
(Those words didn’t sit well with Caroline as she stepped closer to the General Manager.)
Caroline: You know very well what I am capable of, Ms. Street, I would advise not insulting me any further, because we have been here before and you have seen with your own eyes how I react. I came here for one reason, I was not put on this show and feel like I should have. Moving forward I would like to warn you of the disrespect of not giving me the opportunities needed for my own success.
Kennedy Street: Your own success? Okay, honey. Got it, now if you could please, Kennie has work to do and doesn’t really feel like dealing with you right now. Besides, I am waiting for someone else.
(Caroline arches an eyebrow.)
Caroline: Who?
(Just as Caroline says that the door opens and someone very familiar to her walks in as her eyes widen.)
Kennedy Street: Good to see you Joso, honey!
(Joso walks in, he is still not medically cleared, but it is good to see him back again after he sacrificed himself and laid on top of a grenade to save Bea Valentine.)
Joso: Good to be back, Kennedy.
Caroline: I will be making my leave now.
(As Caroline goes to leave, Joso stands in front of her.)
Joso: Don’t think for one second I didn’t hear what you had to say about me on the Showdown after Territorial Invasion. Bragging about being the one that attacked me while I was wrestling, and cost me some matches. You were really proud of that, and from what the docs are saying is that I could be cleared soon to compete.
Caroline: How quaint. I did speak on you and meant every single word of it. To my surprise, I didn’t think you would be back so soon, and yet here you are. Joso, I am not bothered by what you represent or even have to say, I do not fear anyone.
(A smirk forms on the face of Joso.)
Joso: Considering I have beaten every single main event player in this company, I would think highly differently about that, but hey, you do you, just remember that you have some receipts coming when I return.
(This time Caroline slightly chuckles as she then glares right into the face of Joso.)
Caroline: I’m glad that you said that, because the sins of your past will soon catch up with your present and forge the future. Until Road to Redemption, or whenever it is when you return and decide to cross my path? I will leave you with this to ponder.
(She gestures him to come closer to her as she whispers in his ear)
Caroline: The Devil is in the Pretty.
(Caroline doesn’t say another word and walks out leaving Joso a little confused while Kennedy’s eyes widen.)
Joso: What is that supposed to mean?
Kennedy Street: Nothing… Come let’s talk.
(Joso smiles and nods as they start conversing about his return as the scene fades to the graphic for the next match at The Last Stand.)
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Gina Romano: The following contest is a FATAL 4 WAY MATCH scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: And the winner will be the FIRST Entrant in the Extreme Elimination Chamber For The Answers World Championship!!!
Eve: Harper Lee is shook!
Gina Romano: Introducing first…
( ‘Lacrimosa [EPIC REMIX]’ by Samuel Kim hits as the crowd boos loudly.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first from Laren, Netherlands weighing in at 205 pounds he is the “Soul Reaper” VINCENT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDRIAN!!!!!!!!
(Vincent Mondrian makes his way to the ring looking pissed off like he wants to murder someone.)
Eve: Vincent Mondrian has been on an impressive run recently. He picked up a big victory at Territorial Invasion and ever since then has been looking to take things to even greater heights. Well tonight is that opportunity!
Deadprez: Getting a shot at the Answers World Championship title could be career changing for any of these people in this match. May the best man win!
Gavin Kirkland: Look guys I’m having a bad night. Tonight is the anniversary of my breakup so let’s just try to have some fun out here. Let’s go Vincent!!!
Deadprez: Sorry to hear that bro. That’s rough.
Eve: Don’t be nice to him he probably deserved to get dumped.
Gavin Kirkland:
(‘Save You’ by YUTA hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Gina Romano: Introducing from New Orleans, Louisiana weighing in at 220 pounds he is MATTHEW “SILVER” KAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(Matthew Kazama comes sprinting down to the ring and flips off each of the turnbuckles in the ring as the crowd cheers wildly.)
Eve: This guy definitely looks like one of the favorites to win in this match! Nobody wants Vincent to win but I imagine the crowd is going to be split on the other three!
Deadprez: But regardless of what the crowd thinks this is anyone’s game! Kazama has not been around EAW too long but he has only been getting better each match and I could see him taking the next step in his career tonight and get a shot at the gold!
Gavin Kirkland: I thought I had a shot too. But the only thing that was shot was my heart… shot and broken in two.
( “Rubber Band Man” by T.I. hits to more cheers from the crowd.)
Gina Romano: Introducing from Atlanta, Georgia weighing in at 240 pounds he is “The Divine One” DAMIEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KUTCHERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
(Damien Kutcher comes out solo as he stops at the entranceway waiting for the next participant to come out.)
Eve: We have gotten used to seeing Damien Kutcher in tag team competition lately but he is a formidable opponent on his own as well. And tonight he is looking to further his own career!
Deadprez: Damien Kutcher believes that he has a lot to prove tonight as he looks to prove that he is just as much of a threat as his partner Akari Kiyoko. He is out to prove it to everyone especially himself!
Gavin Kirkland: I think it is sad when people who should be together fight. I just hope this doesn’t ruin things completely between them. There is always another opportunity to make amends and pick up where you left off! <3
(chAngE – miwa hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Gina Romano: From Aomori, Japan weighing in at 216 pounds he is “The New Heart of Showdown” AKARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI KIIIIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Akari Kiyoko rushes down to the ring and meets up with Damien Kutcher at the bottom of the ramp. The two then rush the ring together causing both Kazama and Mondrian to bail out as they take over the ring to cheers from the crowd.)
Eve: Showtime is here! They might look like a team now but when that bell rings that will no longer be the case! It is going to be an all out war to find out who deserves the shot against Harper Lee!
Deadprez: A lot of people see Akari Kiyoko as the breakout star of Showdown this season. And winning a title or even getting a title shot against Harper would go a long way to proving that. But the other competitors are just as hungry and it really is any man’s game!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s important to never give up. Even when they tell you they don’t want to see you anymore and change their number and locks. There’s always a way back in.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: This match is now underway as these four square off looking to show exactly why they are the future of the Showdown brand! They rush into each other at full speed, all four men throwing hands! They are beating each other in the middle of the ring and something has gotta give! Akari! Damien! Vincent! Matthew! Akari! Akari! Akari! Vincent! Vincent! Vincent! Damien! Damien! Matthew! Matthew!
(Suddenly all four men nail each other with simultaneous uppercuts knocking each other out in the middle of the ring.)
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn… They all took one punch and got KO’d… The match is already over…
Referee: TE-
Deadprez: No! All four men get back up and begin throwing shots at each other once again they won’t get taken down that easily!!!! Damien Kutcher with a Dropsault on Matthew Kazama sending him flying over the top rope and tumbling to the outside!!! Akari Kiyoko then runs the ropes… TOPE CON GIRO!!!
Eve: Akari with a high flying maneuver to the outside taking out Kazama on the outside! Akari back up on the outside bu-
Deadprez: Vincent Mondrian runs the ropes and connects with a Diving Dropkick through the middle rope! Vincent gets all of it sending Akari flying over the barricade and into the crowd knocking several rows of audience members over! Vincent just took out Akari and just caused our legal team to prepare for the upcoming lawsuit!
Gavin Kirkland: I’ve had to work with EAW’s legal team before. They are great guys.
Eve: I’m sure you have Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: Those guys are miracle workers. People keep trying to take Big G off the air but I keep on living to fight another day!
Deadprez: Well speaking of fighting it looks like Vincent Mondrian is getting back into the ring but Damien Kutcher just grabbed him! We are down to two in the ring now as Damien connects with a Spinning Neckbreaker on Vincent and slides to the cover!
Referee: –
Eve: Well that was barely even a cover the kickout was even before the referee could start counting. Vincent backs up and locks up with Damien once more! Vincent throws Damien to the side as he gets back up! Wait look out! Matthew Kazama just scaled the top rope and flew into the ring with a Missile Dropkick to both men!!!-
Deadprez: But Vincent shoves Damien in the way forcing him to take the full impact of the Flying Dropkick! Damien goes flying out of the ring as Vincent grabs Kazama from behind! Reverse DDT! Vincent plants Kazama and slides to the cover!
Referee: ONNNNNNNN-
Gavin Kirkland: Kickout right away! And Vincent quickly grabs Kazama by the neck and wrangles him into a Sleeper Hold on the ground! Vincent lets go as he pounds his elbow repeatedly into the head of Kazama to keep him grounded and then applies the Sleeper Hold once again! But Kazama is fighting up and fighting out of it!!!
Eve: Wait look out! Here comes Akari Kiyoko! Akari in the ring with a Running Spear!!!-
Deadprez: But Kazama gets out of the Sleeper Hold and throws Vincent Mondrian in the way!!! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Eve: Mondrian just got torn in half! Kazama grabs Akari from behind and rolls him up with a School Boy rollup!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Matthew Kazama with the steal!!!-
Gavin Kirkland: No! Kickout by Akari Kiyoko! But that was the closest fall so far! Kazama almost got him there!
Eve: Wait look out Damien Kutcher just charged into the ring and is helping Akari Kiyoko assault Matthew Kazama! It looks like these partners are teaming up for a two on one beatdown! Damien grabs Kazama and throws him through the ropes to the outside! But here comes Vincent Mondrian with a Springboard Dropkick into the ring taking out Damien and sending him into the corner! Vincent then squares off with Akari in the ring and punches him hard in the face! Kazama back into the ring now as he begins throwing shots at Akari too! It looks like Kazama and Mondrian are now double teaming Akari!
Deadprez: It looks like we are seeing some loose partnerships here in the early goings of this match but ultimately we all know that this is going to be every man for himself!
Eve: Damien tries to get back into the ring but is met with a hard kick to the head from Mondrian sending him back to the outside. Kazama then grabs Akari by the neck and ragdolls him through the ropes sending him crashing into his Showtime partner on the outside! Akari and Damien get up on the outside as Kazama and Mondrian hurl themselves over the top ropes with a Double Suicide Dive!
Deadprez: Kazama & Mondrian are rolling here as they grab Kutcher and pull him back into the ring. Kutcher tries to get back up but takes repeated stomps to the back by his opponents keeping him down. Kutcher is struggling to get back up now and takes a hard punch to the face. Kutcher takes a hard knee strike to the gut after Mondrian runs off the ropes and comes colliding into him!
Gavin Kirkland: Look out Akari Kiyoko is up on the top rope!!!
Eve: But it is too late! Mondrian and Kazama turn around as Akari comes flying off the top with a Corkscrew Press! Akari going high risk and it paid off! Akari with the cover on Kazama!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: T-
Deadprez: No! Mondrian breaks it up! Mondrian throws Akari out of the ring and then goes out after him and now they are brawling on the outside! Mondrian lifts up Akari and drops him face first over the barricade! But Kutcher slides through the ropes with a Baseball Slide! And Kazama is back up! Kazama runs off the apron with a Senton off the apron taking out everyone at ringside! Kazama coming out on top here as he throws Akari back into the ring! But Kutcher grabs him by the leg yanking him back to the outside! Kutcher with a headbutt to Kazama knocking him down to the floor! Mondrian leaps onto Kutcher’s back from behind out of nowhere but Akari runs across the barricade with incredible balance and takes out Mondrian with a Clothesline! Showtime has taken control of this match!
Eve: But for how long? This match has been back and forth since the bell rang! Akari looks like he hurt his ankle on that move there as Damien leaves him on the outside to throw Mondrian into the ring! Damien whips Mondrian across the ring and lays him out with a Clothesline!
Gavin Kirkland: Look how Damien abandoned his partner in need right there. He is a selfish piece of shit!
Deadprez: That is a little extreme Gavin. He is just trying to win the match as much as anyone else! Damien with a Suplex on Mondrian in the ring as he slides into the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: T-
Gavin Kirkland: On the outside Akari just got up to his feet as Kazama did as well! Kazama charges in but Akari throws him backwards with a Back Toss! Kazama goes back first into the floor as Akari collapses again holding his ankle! He might have a serious injury and his partner doesn’t give a shit! He should check on him! Show some compassion!
Eve: There will be time for that later Gavin… Injuries happen.
Gavin Kirkland: You heartless monster Eve… I can’t believe I ever loved you…
Eve:
Deadprez: Damien is now keeping the pressure applied on Mondrian in the ring with a headlock. A rest hold has been applied so lets not expect much from this match in the near future.
Eve: Mondrian struggling back up to his feet as Damien goes around behind him to keep the headlock applied. Mondrian manages to slip out of it and ducks around behind Damien to apply a Hammerlock. But Damien slips out of that and goes low on Mondrian grabbing his leg and taking him down with a skillful Leg Trip. Damien hooks the heel and begins working the ankle of his opponent but Mondrian kicks him off and gets back up to his feet to square off with Damien once more. They lock up in the ering once again as Mondrian now gets Damien into an Armbar and twists him around but Damien flips out of it back up to his feet and sends Mondrian back into the corner with a Dropkick. Mondrian out of the corner now as Damien flips him backwards with a Back Toss! But Mondrian overrotates and lands on his feet! Damien turns around and eats a Superkick to the skull from Mondrian knocking him out to the mat! Mondrian to the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: T-
Deadprez: Another kickout! Mondrian immediately grabs Damien and applies a Bearhug on the mat keeping him grounded. He is squeezing the life out of his opponent and trying to get him to give up or maybe crack a rib!
Gavin Kirkland: I wish someone would give me a Bearhug…
Eve: Damn Gavin is suffering from crippling depression on commentary. This is going to be a long night.
Gavin Kirkland: I should call her…
Deadprez: It’s going to be a long night for Damien Kutcher also as he struggles to get up to his feet and escape the Bearhug that Vincent Mondrian has applied on him! Wait look out! Akari Kiyoko is rolling into the ring! Akari rushes in at Vincent but his ankle gives out! No actually Matthew Kazama grabbed his ankle from the outside! Kazama slams the ankle of Akari hard over the ring apron before sliding back up into the ring to do some further damage!
Eve: Kazama then jumps up onto the apron and flings himself over the top rope using the extra momentum to slam his elbow down hard into the hurt ankle of Akari! Akari screams in pain as Kazama looks very pleased with himself.
Deadprez: Akari is suffering here tonight and now Mondrian has dropped Damien to the mat who is clutching his ribs in pain. But suddenly Mondrian and Kazama start punching each other in the ring! I thought they were working together but clearly that was just a coincidence to take out Showtime! Showtime is rolling out of the ring holding their injuries in pain and we might need to get some medical staff out here to take a look at them. Sad to see such a great pair as these two taken out of commission.
Gavin Kirkland: Takes out his phone with the number of his ex on it and stares at it longingly
Eve: Gavin please this is no time for personal phone calls put that away…
Deadprez: Mondrian ducks a right hand from Kazama and ducks around behind him applying an Abdominal Stretch! Mondrian trying to tear Kazama in half as Kazama flails around trying to grab the ropes! Mondrian didn’t quite get it applied as Kazama thrashes back and forth eventually tossing Mondrian down to the mat! Mondrian is back up as Kazama takes him down with a Snapmare Takedown. Kazama goes up to the top rope and comes flying off with a Diving Knee Drop! He got all of it! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Kickout by Mondrian! Damien Kutcher gets back up on the apron but this is noticed by Kazama who immediately charges him knocking him back off to the outside. Damien slams head first into the barricade. Good job by Kazama to keep one opponent isolated inside the ring while also keeping the others outside at bay.
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of others, I wonder how many others she has had besides me…
Eve: I am sure she has moved on Gavin and so should you.
Gavin Kirkland:
Deadprez: Kazama just grabbed Vincent Mondrian and applied a Sleeper Hold on the mat! But Vincent slithered out of it and got back up to his feet! A Leg Takedown by Vincent tripping Kazama who rolls himself to the ropes. But Vincent grabs him by the legs and flips him up to his feet! Kazama hits a Dropkick on Vincent who falls back into the ropes before charging in and both men collide at the same time headbutting each other and falling to the mat in pain! And it looks like all four competitors are down!
Eve: They have all fought each other fiercely to show why they should be the next National Elite Champion but it is still anybody’s game.
Deadprez: Wait it looks like Akari Kiyoko is getting back into the ring! He just grabbed Matthew Kazama and threw him into the ring post! But Damien Kutcher is getting back up as well and he throws Vincent Mondrian into the ring post! Akari connects with the Peach Dream on Kazama and goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Eve: But Damien Kutcher just shoved Akari Kiyoko off of Matthew Kazama! Damien stopping his Showtime partner from winning the match! Damien Kutcher just grabbed Vincent Mondrian and connected with the Divine Finish!!! The cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: But Akari Kiyoko now prevents Damien Kutcher from winning this match! It is clear that these two have come to an impasse! They are staring each other down now knowing what must be done.
Gavin Kirkland: Hopefully they just fight and get it over with. I can’t handle anymore Elysium tier melodrama on these shows. It reminds me too much of my own breakup.
Eve: Akari Kiyoko and Damien Kutcher square off in the middle of the ring as they lock up with intensity! But Damien throws a kick to the leg of Akari almost catching him off guard but Akari with great agility jumps over it! Akari and Damien lock up with Damien eventually ducking around behind Akari overpowering him using his strength to toss him down hard face first to the mat with a Facebuster. Damien keeps himself on top of Akari and transitions into a Cross Armbreaker! But Akari rolls through up to his feet and forces Damien’s shoulders down to the mat!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: Damien Kutcher releases the Cross Armbreaker to avoid getting pinned as he gets back up to his feet. Akari grabs him by the arm but Damien goes for a Bicycle Kick out of nowhere! Akari catches the leg! Akari twists the leg of Damien taking him down with a Corkscrew. Akari stays on the legs of Damien trying to twist him around to a Boston Crab but Damien uses his power to kick Akari away from him! Akari charges back in but Damien kips up kicking Akari back into the corner in the process! Akari runs in but Damien catches him and throws him backwards with a Flapjack!!!-
Eve: But Akari gets his legs around the neck of Damien in midair and tosses him across the ring with a Spinning Headscissors Takedown! Damien rolls back up as Akari runs in and grabs him by the arm taking him down with a swift Arm Drag! Damien back up yet again as Akari is waiting for him with a Leg Takedown and transitions into a Half Boston Crab! Akari now looking to force his opponent to tap out here tonight. But Damien rolls over onto his back and kicks Akari away from him! Both men back up as Akari throws a kick to the gut of Damien. Damien catches it but Akari flips around with a Spinning Back Kick right to the skull of Damien! No! Damien ducks that as well and Akari flips over him onto his back. Akari rolls up as Damien and Akari smirk at each other him clearly enjoying this test of skill against his partner.
Deadprez: Damien rushes Akari and picks him up by the midsection with all his power! But Akari wraps his limbs around the arms and midsection of Damien sandbagging him and yanking him backwards to the mat. Damien goes headfirst into the mat and flips over as Akari repositions himself over onto the chest of Damien pressing downwards forcing him into the mat!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: Kickout by Damien!
Gavin Kirkland: Maybe I should text her first. What do you think would be the best opener Eve? It’s been years… Would a dick pic be too much?
Eve: Yes. And you absolutely are NOT taking one here at the commentary table.
Deadprez: Akari runs in at Damien as soon as he gets up and takes him down with a Spinning Headscissors! Akari transitions right into a Cross Armbreaker on the mat! Akari is trying to make Damien tap out! But Damien gets back up to his feet! Damien pushes Akari’s shoulders to the mat just like before and the referee slides in to make the count!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: But Akari kicks out! And manages to keep the Cross Armbreaker applied! Akari is being mindful of his shoulder placement but the pressure being applied by Damien is too much! Damien manages to free his arm and grabs the leg of Akari on the mat instead! Suddenly Akari starts kicking away at Damien! Akari has snapped and he is kicking into the face of Damien driving his boot down repeatedly right to his nose! And it looks like Damien’s nose has been busted wide open as he rolls away from Akari in desperation to the corner! Damien feels the blood on his face looking at Akari in surprise but Akari just yells at him to fight him like he is ready for more!
Deadprez: And Damien Kutcher is not backing down! Damien charges in rushing in at Akari Kiyoko in the ring and they begin throwing strikes! Akari with a Enzuigiri! No! Damien ducks it! Damien grabs Akari from behind and throws him backwards with a Bridging German Suplex!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: It’s Vincent Mondrian! He has returned to the ring and broke everything up!
Gavin Kirkland: Everyone always breaks up…
Eve: Wait from behind! It’s Matthew Kazama! He just rolled up Mondrian! Kazama with the steal!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: But Mondrian kicks out! Both men get back up and run right into Damien Kutcher & Akari Kiyoko! It’s Showtime! And they are all brawling yet again! Showtime with a Double Team Dropkick to Mondrian & Kazama sending them into the ropes! But Mondrian and Kazama come back off the ropes and take down Kiyoko & Kutcher with Running Lariats! Both men up yet again as they charge in and they hit each other with concurrent Lariatos taking each other down to the mat. Everyone is down yet again as this match is everyone’s game for real. Vincent Mondrian and Matthew Kazama just rolled out of the ring and collapsed on the outside.
Eve: Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko are getting up in the ring as they face off yet again! The crowd is hyped to see these two fight each other once again! They lock up-
(CLANG!)
Deadprez: What the hell?!?!
Eve: Vincent Mondrian and Matthew Kazama just both entered the ring with steel chairs! And they laid out Akari Kiyoko and Damien Kutcher!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s not good! Call for the bell! Just like I am calling my ex right now! I’m sacking up! Time to show her how brave I truly am!!!
Deadprez: No! That’s not going to happen! This is a Fatal 4 Way match and anything goes! And Showtime is finding that out the hard way!
(CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: The crowd definitely does not approve of this tactic as Kazama & Mondrian are now bashing the chairs repeatedly into their fallen opponents! Wait look out! Mondrian just swung the chair at Kazama’s skull looking to take his head all the way off!!!-
(CLANG!)
Deadprez: No! Kazama saw the backstab coming! Kazama counters the chair shot with his own chair! Kazama turns on Mondrian with the chair and drives it into his gut hard! Mondrian didn’t see it coming as he keels over! Kazama raises the chair up and brings it down over the head of Mondrian!!!-
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!
Gavin Kirkland: Ouch! Mondrian just hit Kazama with a low blow!!! Looks like Kazama won’t be getting any action tonight! I can’t relate cuz once I make this phone call I’m gonna be swimming in pussy!
Eve:
Eve: Mondrian with a shit eating grin on his face as he drives the chair down into the throat of Kazama causing him to choke and cough up blood. Mondrian is doing whatever it takes to win this match and he has devised truly devious tactics to get there! Mondrian picks up Kazama and drops him down to the mat with a Piledriver right on top of the chair! Kazama’s neck may have just been snapped in half! The cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Eve: Holy fuck! A kickout! I literally can’t believe it!
Deadprez: Mondrian is gonna do it again! Piledrivaaaaaaaaa-
Eve: No!
Deadprez: It’s Akari Kiyoko! He has entered the ring and dropkicked both of them! Mondrian back up now as Akari runs across the ring and hits Mondrian with a Running Crossbody! Akari with a Senton to the mat as he covers Mondrian for the win!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: Gavin is shown calling someone on his phone with a stressed look on his face
Eve: I think he gave up on commentary. I implore the EAW board to fire him… Akari picks Mondrian back up and slams him head first into the top turnbuckle. But Mondrian suddenly fights back with a series of hard kicks!!! No wait! Akari grabbed the leg and stepped over laying out Mondrian with a Spinning Heel Kick! Akari back up and measures Mondrian!!!!
Deadprez: PEACH DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Eve: Akari Kiyoko just hit Vincent Mondrian with the Peach Dream one of his most devastating maneuvers!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Hey baby girl… I know it’s been awhile… But you know I’m dreamin’ of peaches too…
Eve: Oh god can we take his mic off I don’t want to hear this…
Deadprez: This match might be over as Akari slides into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: But Damien Kutcher just slid into the ring! Damien just robbed his own partner of winning this match! Akari Kiyoko is raging!
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!
Deadprez: This is not a tables match this crowd is getting greedy. Akari shoves Damien and Damien shoves Akari even harder sending him into the ropes! Akari comes flying back but Damien nails him with a Running Hip attack! Akari goes flying out of the ring and Damien throws himself over the top rope to the outside taking out Akari!
Gavin Kirkland: You should let me take you out too baby gurl… Let’s have a nice romantic dinner in EAW catering together. What do you mean by “no”? Do you actually mean “yes”?
Eve: Akari was laid out and Damien just picked him up and slammed him hard onto the ring steps destroying his back! Akari screams out in pain as Damien tosses him back into the ring. Damien picks up Akari before dropping him to the mat with a Powerbomb! Damien picks up Akari’s legs-
Deadprez: The Divine Submission has been applied! Akari is being tortured by Damien in the middle of the ring and might have no choice but to tap out! Akari may never be able to look his own partner in the eye again without shame if he taps out here! Everyone knows that submissions are the most humiliating way to lose a match! Tapping out is enough to ruin an entire career!
Eve: Akari Kiyoko is refusing to give up however! He is trying to reach the ropes! He is reaching out and nearly touching the ropes!!!-
Deadprez: No! Damien Kutcher saw him getting too close to the ropes and moved forward while keeping the Divine Submission applied! Damien has dragged Akari out to the middle of the ring with the submission still applied! Damien has Akari trapped and is keeping him fully restrained in this devastating submission hold!
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of restrained, we ain’t gotta worry about the restraining order sweet thang. The feds don’t even gotta know about it. Come on now… I know you ain’t no snitch…
Eve: Akari Kiyoko taps out! It’s so over!!!
Deadprez: Ring the bell!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! IT’S NOT OVER!
Eve: You’re right Gavin! The match is not over as Matthew Kazama just lunged into the ring with a Spear taking Damien out and tearing him in half!
Gavin Kirkland: WE are not over!
Deadprez: Matthew Kazama just grabbed Damien Kutcher and trapped him into a headlock! He yanks him backwards to the ground but Damien flips out of it up to his feet! Damien grabs the legs of Kazama and flips him over! The Divine Submission applied again!!!-
Eve: No! Kazama kicked out of it sending Damien into the ropes! Damien runs off the ropes right back into the arms of Kazama!
Deadprez: SILVER DIAMOND!!!
Eve: Kazama got all of it!! The cover!!! We have a winner!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: Kickout! The match continues!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s continue this call a little longer. I like hearing your voice.
Eve: She has a lot more patience than me. I would have hu-
Gavin Kirkland: Hello? Hello? Are you still there??!?
Eve: Maybe I spoke too soon.
Gavin Kirkland: NO!
Deadprez: Kazama slams his fists down in distress on the mat. He needs to keep it together however! Because he is in control and could still find a way to win this match! Kazama pulls Damien back up-
Eve: But Vincent Mondrian comes off the ropes and levels him with a Running Lariat!!
Deadprez: Mondrian is back up now and grabs Damien Kutcher and hooks him in for a Pumphandle Tombstone!!! He got all of it!!!
Eve: SOULLESS ECLIPSE!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: But Akari Kiyoko breaks it up! Akari prevented the match from ending yet again! The match is not over!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It is so over…
Eve: No Gavin! It’s not! Akari Kiyoko picks up Vincent Mondrian and hits a headbutt knocking him down! Akari now is rolling outside the ring and he is going underneath the ring!
Crowd: WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!
Deadprez: This crowd is relentless…
Akari Kiyoko: (off-mic) Here damn.
Eve: AKARI KIYOKO HAS PULLED OUT A TABLE AND SET IT UP OUTSIDE THE RING!!!
Crowd: PAJPFPOAJSOP%JSOAPJOFPJASOPJ$SAPOJFPASJ$SAPJOFSPOAJF !!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: This crowd has erupted in hype and the entire arena is shaking as a table has been set up! This crowd is marking out like they have never seen a table in a wrestling match before!!!
Eve: Akari Kiyoko just grabbed Vincent Mondrian and he is dragging him out to the apron of the ring! He’s going to Powerbomb him through the table!!! Wait no!-
Deadprez: No! Look it’s Matthew Kazama and he is now fighting Akari on the apron! Akari sets Mondrian down on the apron! He’s preventing the powerbomb! But look Damien Kutcher is now coming out to the apron and attacking Kazama! All four men are battling on the apron! Showtime is battling back against both Kazama and Mondrian but this is a very precarious position! Showtime is battling back and showing the world what can be done if you do it together!
Gavin Kirkland: Gavin is heard crying quietly at commentary
Eve: Damien and Akari clothesline their opponents off the apron!-
Deadprez: And into the ring!
Eve: Akari enters the ring as he is going after his opponents! Akari goes up to the top rope and flies off with a Corkscrew Press!!! But Mondrian shoves Kazama in the way to take the full thing!!! Mondrian with a Superkick to Akari taking him down as he turns around! Mondrian turns around to see Damien pulling himself up on the apron!!! Mondrian shoves Damien off the apron and through the table!!!-
Deadprez: No! Damien fights back! He catches the arm of Mondrian and lifts him up!!! Mondrian pulled out to the apron in Powerbomb position! This could end badly!!!-
Eve: No! Mondrian fights out of it! He gets down to his feet on the apron and punches at Damien who falls backwards towards the table!!!-
Deadprez: But he gets his arm on the top rope and prevents himself from going through!!!
Eve: Wait look! Akari Kiyoko is up in the ring! He’s running the ropes!!! Akari is making a beeline right for Mondrian!!!
Deadprez: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Eve: AKARI KIYOKO LUNGES THROUGH THE ROPES!!!-
Deadprez: NO!
Eve: Vincent Mondrian just shoved Damien Kutcher in the way of Akari’s spear through the ropes!!!
(CRASH!!!)
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!
Eve: AKARI KIYOKO JUST SPEARED DAMIEN KUTCHER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Deadprez: AKARI AND DAMIEN ARE MOTIONLESS ON THE OUTSIDE! IT MOST DEFINITELY IS NO LONGER SHOWTIME FOR SHOWTIME!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Why can’t she see that I’m a much better partner than Akari at the very least…
Eve: I am pretty sure that was not intentional Gavin! Vincent Mondrian has a big smile on his face!-
Deadprez: But not for long as Matthew Kazama grabs him by the hair and yanks him back into the ring!!!
Eve: KAZAMA PULLS VINCENT IN AND GOES FOR THE SILVER DIAMOND!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN FOR REAL?!?!
Crowd: KA-ZA-MA! KA-ZA-MA! KA-ZA-MA!
Eve: This crowd is fully behind Matthew Kazama but he is not going for the cover! What is he doing?!?!
Deadprez: Matthew Kazama just pulled up Vincent and he’s going for it again!!!
Eve: A SECOND SILVER DIAMOND CONNECTS!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE IT!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: …
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Referee: . . .
Eve: ???
Deadprez: WHAT THE… WHO??!?!
Eve: Who the hell is that?!?!?!
???: :russlol: !!!
Eve: A masked figure just jumped into the ring and broke up the pinfall! Who the hell is that?
Deadprez: Matthew Kazama just turned around and he looks furious! He is raging as he goes after the masked figure!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait could it be… She showed up after all!!! Baby it’s me over here! It’s your beloved Gavie!
Eve: Kazama is chasing the masked figure around ringside! The masked figure just tried to jump the barricade but Kazama was too quick! Kazama grabs them and drags whoever this person is back into the ring!
Deadprez: UNMASK THEM! WE NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS SICK SON OF A BITCH IS!!!
Eve: It looks like Kazama is going to do exactly that!!!
(Matthew Kazama removes the mask of the unknown figure to reveal-)
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Eve: IT’S HIM! OF COURSE IT IS HIM!!!
Silas Mason: (off-mic) https://files.catbox.moe/48s7sm.gif
Deadprez: GOD DAMN IT!
Eve: IT’S SILAS MASON!
Gavin Kirkland: … What? But I thought…
Eve: Silas Mason just screwed over Matthew Kazama! And Kazama has snapped he just grabbed Silas by the throat and he is choking the life out of him! Mason robbed Kazama the chance to challenge for the National Elite Championship and he wants to murder him!
Deadprez: WAIT LOOK OUT!!!-
Crowd: …
Eve: From behind! Vincent Mondrian with a low blow!!!
Deadprez: Vincent comes to Silas’ aid and hits a low blow on Kazama who crumples down to the mat!
Eve: Vincent grabs Kazama and twists him around…
Deadprez: SOULLESS ECLIPSE!!! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Eve: NOT THIS WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Referee: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: FUCK THIS SHIT! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! FUCK!
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… and the FIRST entrant into the Answers World Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption… VINCENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDRIAN!!!!!!!!!!
( ‘Lacrimosa [EPIC REMIX]’ by Samuel Kim hits as the crowd boos extremely heavily to the result as Vincent Mondrian has his arm raised by the referee.)
Deadprez: That was complete bullshit! Silas Mason steals yet another big match and another big win!
Eve: Why Silas why?
Gavin Kirkland: Oh the match is over. Maybe I should try calling her again during the break? Or maybe I should call someone else…
Deadprez: Don’t you care at all Gavin??? Kazama just got robbed! And Akari and Damien too for that matter!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m the one who was robbed…
Eve: :francis:
Deadprez: It doesn’t matter the effort that Kazama and Showtime put into this match because in the end it is Vincent Mondrian who walks away with the spoils.
(Silas Mason is shown getting back to his feet recovering from Kazama’s choke as he jumps up and down in joy celebrating with Vincent Mondrian.)
Silas Mason: (off-mic) YES! YES! YES! I DID IT! I DID IT! I mean WE DID IT!!! WOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: This son of a bitch needs to get that ass beat! I can’t wait for the main event tonight Silas! There is going to be hell to pay! Wait am I getting a call?
Deadprez: But for now Silas Mason has just gotten away with murder.
Eve: Umm hello?
???: Hey it’s me.
Eve: Gavin? How the hell did you get my phone number… You are sitting right next to me also…
Gavin Kirkland: (on the phone) Hey gurl do you want to-
(The sound of Gavin’s phone being broken can be heard on commentary as we cut away to a commercial.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for a livestream featuring Sierra Bradford and her girlfriend discussing their political views.)
(The graphic for the next match appears.)
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(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: AND IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!
(“The End” by Lil Uzi Vert (feat. BABYMETAL) plays to a mixed reaction from fans, leaning towards positive as KASAI wastes no time making her way out to the stage. She looks ready ahead of her match for the Universal Women’s Championship, and she has a sinister grin on her face en route to the ring, confident in her chances against Ms. Extreme.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Amani, Kagoshima, Japan, weighing in at 145 pounds…SHE IS THE IMMORTAL SLAYER…KASAI!!
Eve: KASAI’s got a big grin on her face, which… kinda scares me a little as no one knows what exactly is going through her head at all times. But… I’m looking forward to this match between her and Ms. Extreme!
Gavin Kirkland: Scaring you a little? It’s scaring me a lot! :lupe:
Eve: Oh, quit being a panzee.
Deadprez: KASAI’s got the opportunity to take that next step in her career. Many have tried to take the title from Ms. Extreme, but no luck thus far. Can KASAI break the cycle? We’ll see.
(‘The Emptiness Machine’ by Linkin Park blasts next, and Ms. Extreme makes her way onto the stage area with the Universal Women’s Championship wrapped around her waist before removing it. Camille raises the title high to heavy pyro before marching down the ramp, continuing to raise it high while never taking her eyes off KASAI in the ring.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent! Hailing out of Calabasas, California, weighing in at 140 pounds…SHE IS THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… THE PROBLEM CHILD…MS. EXTREME!!!
Eve: One thing Ms. Extreme’s never short on heading into a big title defense is confidence, and it’s hard to blame her. She’s earned said confidence.
Deadprez: You took the words right out of my mouth. There’s a chance this goes like all her other defenses in the season thus far.
Eve: But also a chance KASAI pulls out an upset, and beats Camille. Truly, it can go either way.
(The referee signals for the bell as both competitors stand in opposing corners.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Big fight feel in the atmosphere this evening as it’s Ms. Extreme versus KASAI! Universal Women’s Championship on the line, and neither competitor has left their corners yet.
Deadprez: No, but the crowd remains electric as they know it’s only a matter of time before the first move is made! Anticipation is building! Both women staring daggers into the other…
(Finally, both women let out an intense scream before charging out of their respective corners!)
Eve: HERE. WE. GO. BOTH WOMEN HAVE SHOT OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS, AND MEET IN THE MIDDLE WITH STEREO BIG BOOTS! ONE FROM MS. EXTREME, ONE FROM KASAI!
Gavin Kirkland: Good grief! How are these two ladies still standing after that?!
Deadprez: If I’m to guess, fighting spirit from both sides! KASAI and Ms. Extreme are both rocked after that collision! BUT GET RIGHT BACK INTO IT WITH DOUBLE BIG BOOTS ONCE AGAIN! CONNECTING SQUARE ON THE OTHERS JAW!
Eve: AGAIN, KASAI AND MS. EXTREME ARE STAGGERED! BUT KASAI RECOVERS QUICK ENOUGH TO DELIVER A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME RESPONDS BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN!
Deadprez: KASAI GOES FOR A ROLLING LEGSWEEP, BUT MS. EXTREME LEAPS OVER IT, AND KASAI FINDS HERSELF IN A SEATED POSITION! MS. EXTREME WENT FOR A PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST- BUT KASAI LAID DOWN FLAT TO AVOID IT! ROLLING MS. EXTREME WITH A SCHOOL GIRL-
Eve: BUT SHE DOESNT HOLD THE PIN! ROLLING CAMILLE THROUGH TO A KNEE INSTEAD! KASAI SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET AS MS. EXTREME GETS TO HERS, AND CAMILLE DUCKS UNDERNEATH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI SPINS AROUND, AND CAMILLE WINDED BACK FOR A RIGHT HAND- BUT KASAI BEAT HER TO THE PUNCH WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE JAW! MS. EXTREME DOUBLES OVER MOMENTARILY, STUNNED!
Deadprez: BUT FIRES BACK WITH A BIG BOOT OF HER OWN!
(KASAI doubles over to favor her jaw briefly, rubbing it from the pain before she starts… laughing to herself.)
Gavin Kirkland: Is she… is she laughing?
Deadprez: The inner workings of her mind are an enigma to me at this point.
Eve: Most people would go down after a kick like that to the face, but KASAI seems to be loving every second of it. In fact, she’s drawing energy from it!
KASAI: (off-mic) That all you got? Cmon! Hit me again, bitch!
(KASAI stands herself upright, and gets nose-to-nose with Camille in the center. The two going back and forth as they exchange words off-mic, intensity in their eyes.)
(Finally, Camille shoves KASAI off her, and KASAI places both hands behind her back, urging Ms. Extreme to hit her.)
Gavin Kirkland: She can’t be serious…
Deadprez: OH, SHE IS! CAMILLE JUST TOOK THE OPEN SHOT! DELIVERING A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS KASAI’S CHEST! SHORTLY, FOLLOWING IT UP WITH ANOTHER! KASAI IS STUNNED, AND MS. EXTREME SNAPMARES HER DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! SCORING WITH A PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE SPINE!
Eve: But KASAI grits through the pain that she’s in, and instantly powers back to her feet- BLASTING CAMILLE WITH A FOREARM IN RETALIATION!
Deadprez: MS. EXTREME STRIKES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! FOREARM FROM KASAI! CAMILLE! KASAI— KASAI STARTS TO HAMMER MS. EXTREME WITH MULTIPLE FOREARMS! BACKING HER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE CORNER- THAT IS BEFORE MS. EXTREME TURNS IT AROUND! SHIFTING THE MOMENTUM BY THROWING KASAI INTO THE CORNER!
Eve: NOW, MS. EXTREME STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH REPEATED STOMPS IN THE CORNER! SINKING KASAI DOWN FURTHER AND FURTHER UNTIL FORCING HER TO CURL UP AS MS. EXTREME STARTS REIGNING DOWN STOMPS TO THE HEAD! KASAI’S TRYING TO PROTECT HERSELF!
Gavin Kirkland: Luckily, the ref intervenes by pulling Camille away from KASAI!
Deadprez: KASAI picks herself back up in the corner, using the ropes for assistance- but won’t get much time to recuperate as Ms. Extreme pushes past the referee, going right back to work on “The Immortal Slayer!” Camille grabs hold of the wrist, and sends KASAI into the opposite corner!
Eve: CAMILLE CHARGES IN AFTER KASAI, WHO EVADES HER WITH A BACKFLIP CORNER EVASION! CAMILLE NARROWLY AVOIDED COLLIDING STERNUM FIRST WITH THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HALTING HER MOMENTUM JUST IN TIME AS KASAI STARTS TO BUILD IT! RUNNING OFF THE ROPES-
Deadprez: CAMILLE WENT TO TAKE HER HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT SHE MISSED IT AS KASAI HAD ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO DUCK UNDERNEATH! KASAI REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN- BUT MS. EXTREME DOESNT MISS A SECOND TIME AS SHE CATCHES HER WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW!
(KASAI moves to all fours, clutching at her jaw in obvious pain. Camille bends over, making sure that KASAI can hear her when she says this-)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) How’s that for hitting you harder… bitch?
(KASAI rises up to both knees, and gestures for Ms. Extreme to bring it on some more, continuing to smile and laugh at the punishment she’s suffered thus far. This greatly angers Ms. Extreme, who feels disrespected from the defiance shown by KASAI, and shakes her head as she backs away slightly, creating space for-.)
Eve: OUCH! CAMILLE JUST CONNECTED WITH A SHOOT KICK TO KASAI’S CHEST! ALMOST KNOCKING HER OVER, BUT KASAI REMAINS ON BOTH KNEES! GETTING CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER AS A RESULT! THESE KICKS ARE ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Deadprez: Yeah, usually it’s KASAI throwing the kicks, but Ms. Extreme is matching her in that aspect- OOH! DELIVERING ANOTHER SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF KASAI!
Eve: CAMILLE STILL HASNT MANAGED TO TOPPLE HER OVER, DESPITE THE STRENGTH OF THESE KICKS! AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR ANOTHER! RUNNING PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST OF KASAI- NO! KASAI CAUGHT IT! KASAI CAUGHT THE KICK, AND RISES TO HER FEET!
(KASAI keeps holding onto Camille’s leg with one hand as Camille tries getting her to put her down, being forced to stand on one foot. KASAI puts her other hand up, playfully wagging the finger at Camille to taunt her.)
KASAI: (off-mic) Aht, aht, aht!
(Camille tries swinging at KASAI, but her attempts are futile as KASAI remains just out of reach.)
Eve: DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY, THAT COULD TAKE “HOLY GROUND” OUT OF THE EQUATION ENTIRELY!
Gavin Kirkland: Camille clutches at her knee while rising up to both, and KASAI’s got a crazed look in her eye as she lines Ms. Extreme up… :lupe:
Deadprez: KASAI WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST! ENACTING A LITTLE MEASURE OF REVENGE AS SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH ANOTHER! …AND ANOTHER! A FOURTH KICK LANDS, AND KASAI CREATES SOME SPACE! PREPARING TO FINISH HER COMBO OFF!
Eve: KASAI WENT FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT MS. EXTREME SENSED IT WAS COMING! RISING TO A KNEE, AND COVERING HER HEAD UP! BUT KASAI SEEMS MORE AMUSED BY THIS ATTEMPT TO BLOCK IT, AND CRACKS MS. EXTREME IN THE RIBS INSTEAD WITH A SHOOT KICK!
(Camille falls down to a seated position, and holds onto her rib while scooting back in the corner. She’s having some clear difficulties breathing as the referee kneels down to check on her while KASAI shows no remorse, continuing to close in on Ms. Extreme.)
Deadprez: Uh-oh. KASAI drags Camille up by her hair, propping Ms. Extreme up in the corner. KASAI CATCHES MS. EXTREME WITH A STIFF FOREARM! FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A VICIOUS KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!
Eve: MS. EXTREME IS REELING, BUT THE PUNISHMENT IS FAR FROM OVER AS KASAI LINES HER UP IN THE CORNER FOR A SHOOT KICK TO THE RIB CAGE! SAME PLACE IT LANDED BEFORE, AND KASAI DOES NOT HESITATE TO SCORE WITH ANOTHER! KASAI’S SMART BY ATTACKING THE RIBS! SOFTENING CAMILLE UP FOR “KITSUNE’S BLESSING!”
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, if that move connects, there’s a high chance it’s over! Usually, I’m fine being the shoulder female elitists can cry on after a tough loss, but being around Ms. Extreme for that might threaten my health. :yikes:
Eve: Being around Ms. Extreme is a threat to your health regardless, weirdo.
Gavin Kirkland: :kyrie:
Deadprez: Camille’s hanging on by a thread in that corner, but KASAI’s nowhere near done with her onslaught as she stands Ms. Extreme back upright for a WICKED KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! THATS A SECOND TIME SHE’S HIT THAT IN THE CORNER, WHICH WE HEAR ECHO THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Eve: BUT IT HAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE ON MS. EXTREME THIS TIME AROUND, WHO COMPLETELY SHRUGGED THE BLOW OFF! GETTING FIRED UP INSTEAD, AND WHATEVER PAIN SHE’S IN IS SECONDARY COMPARED TO THE ANGER SHE’S FEELING! STARING DAGGERS INTO KASAI- WHO TRIES TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION WITH ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP!
Deadprez: BUT MS. EXTREME INSTANTLY FIRED BACK WITH A CHOP OF HER OWN THAT STAGGERED KASAI BACK! MS. EXTREME SHOOTS OUT OF HER CORNER, AND UNLOADS WITH NUMEROUS RIGHT HANDS! PUMMELING KASAI DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE MOUNTING HER!
Eve: CAMILLE IS RELENTLESS IN HER ASSAULT! REIGNING DOWN WITH RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND! GOING AS FAR TO BITE KASAI ON THE FOREHEAD, AMPING UP HER AGGRESSION BY MILES! KASAI’S SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, AND THE REFEREE’S EVEN DEMANDING CAMILLE RESTRAIN FROM BITING!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME DRAGS KASAI BACK TO HER FEET, AND DIRECTS HER TO THE CORNER! BOUNCING KASAI FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NOW, ITS MS. EXTREME CONNECTING WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST OF KASAI! GIVING “THE IMMORTAL SLAYER” A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE!
Deadprez: ITS BEEN CHOP AFTER CHOP IN THE CORNER! NO SIGNS OF STOPPING ANYTIME SOON! BUT KASAI MANAGES TO DUCK UNDERNEATH ONE, AND MS. EXTREME FINDS HERSELF AS KASAI STAGGERS TO THE CENTER BEFORE DOUBLING OVER! CAMILLE CLOSES IN- BUT IT WAS A TRAP AS KASAI BAITED INTO A BACK KICK!
Eve: THAT KICK CAUGHT MS. EXTREME SQUARE IN THE GUT AS SHE DROPS TO A KNEE! HAVING GOT THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HER, BUT KASAI DRAGS CAMILLE BACK TO HER FEET FOR A SNAP SUPLEX! HOWEVER, KASAI DOESNT GO FOR THE COVER! OPTING TO CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD! BACK FACING CAMILLE, SO THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING! :lupe:
Deadprez: KASAI’S LOOKING TO WRAP THIS UP AS CAMILLE IS IN PERFECT DROPZONE DISTANCE FOR THE “KITSUNE’S BLESSING V2!” :damn:
Eve: ALMOST CONNECTED! BUT MS. EXTREME ROLLS OUT THE WAY! JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! NARROWLY AVOIDING DISASTER! LUCKILY, KASAI SEEN IT COMING, AND ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET! MS. EXTREME SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET, AND BOTH WOMEN DASH TOWARD EACH OTHER FOR A BIG CLASH IN THE MIDDLE!
Gavin Kirkland: CAMILLE BLOCKS A RIGHT HAND ATTEMPT FROM KASAI, AND BACKS HER AGAINST THE ROPES WITH REPEATED RIGHT HANDS OF HER OWN!
Deadprez: KASAI IS RATTLED, AND GETS WHIPPED OFF THE ROPES BY CAMILLE! BUT REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP, SENDING MS. EXTREME TO THE ROPES INSTEAD! HALTING HER MOMENTUM WITH A KITCHEN SINK! CONTINUING TO TARGET THE MIDSECTION AND RIB AREA!
Eve: You can tell it’s heavily impacting Ms. Extreme’s ability to breathe as she rises to a knee. KASAI stands her up, and whips Camille HARD into the buckles! KASAI CHARGES IN WITH A JUMPING BACK ELBOW IN THE CORNER, AND ROLLS THROUGH TO A KNEE IN THE CENTER! LINING MS. EXTREME BEFORE SHE CHARGES IN YET AGAIN!
Deadprez: THIS TIME, CATCHING HER UNDER THE CHIN WITH A STEP-UP CORNER HIGH KNEE STRIKE! MS. EXTREME IS GROGGY, AND GETS PULLED OUT OF THE CORNER FOR A SHORT-ARM LARIA- NO!! KASAI GETS CAUGHT IN POSITION FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX, AND CAMILLE LAUNCHES HER INTO THE CORNER! KASAI CRASHED HARD INTO THE BUCKLES!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI DROPS INTO ALL FOURS, AND GETS PULLED BACK TO HER FEET FROM BEHIND BY THE REAR WAISTBAND OF HER TIGHTS! CAMILLE REELS HER INTO A HALF NELSON SUPLEX! KASAI LANDED RIGHT ON HER HEAD!
Eve: THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT THERE’S NOBODY HOME FOR KASAI RIGHT NOW AS SHE ROLL OVER TO THE ROPES! USING THEM FOR ASSISTANCE IN GETTING BACK TO HER FEET! BUT FROM BEHIND, CAMILLE REELS HER IN AGAIN FOR A BACK SUPLEX!
Deadprez: BUT KASAI ESCAPES! BACKFLIPPING ONTO HER FEET, AND LANDING BEHIND MS. EXTREME! CAMILLE TURNS AROUND, AND EATS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD! SAME ROUNDHOUSE KICK SHE AVOIDED EARLIER! MS. EXTREME’S ON WOBBLY LEGS AS SHE DOUBLES OVER! BARELY ABLE TO STAND!
Eve: KASAI SEIZES THE MOMENT, AND PULLS MS. EXTREME INTO A STANDING GUILLOTINE CHOKE! IN THIS HOLD, YOU DONT HAVE TO TAP! YOU CAN JUST AS EASILY NAP!
Gavin Kirkland: RIGHT NOW, I CANT SEE MS. EXTREME TAPPING! THAT’D BASICALLY BE SIGNING AWAY EVERYTHING SHE WORKED FOR IN TERMS OF GETTING THAT TITLE BACK!
Eve: YOU’RE RIGHT! TO WIN THAT TITLE, YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MS. EXTREME’S COLD, DEAD HANDS! KASAI MAYBE CANT FORCE HER TO TAP, BUT SHE CAN FORCE HER TO NAP VIA THIS GUILLOTINE CHOKE! CUTTING OFF BLOOD FLOW TO THE HEAD, AND- OH MY GOD! KASAI CINCHES IT EVEN FURTHER! WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND MS. EXTREME’S BODY LIKE A BOA CONSTRICTOR! :lupe:
Deadprez: CAMILLE’S STANDING FOR NOW, BUT THE LONGER THAT HOLD STAYS LOCKED IN, THE MORE LIKELY SHE IS TO TOPPLING OVER! FROM THERE, I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Eve: MS. EXTREME’S REACHING OUT, TRYING TO CAUSE SOME SORT OF ROPE BREAK! BUT ITS A BIT HARD TO DO THAT WHEN YOU’RE SLAP DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! NOWHERE TO GO FOR MS. EXTREME! ESPECIALLY AS HER EYES START TO FLICKER!
Deadprez: THE EYES TELL THE STORY! MS. EXTREME IS BEGINNING TO FADE! SHES CLOSE TO COLLAPSING- BUT WITH ALL HER STRENGTH AND ENERGY, USES IT TO SLAM KASAI DOWN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE FOR THE COVER! LOOKING TO SCORE A FAST ONE OVER KASAI!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI KICKS OUT! POPPING THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME!
(Ms. Extreme lies on her side, and questions to the ref on if that was three or not, but he assures her it was merely a two count. Ms. Extreme looks disappointed with that answer, and rubs her throat in pain, feeling the effects of that guillotine choke.)
Eve: Ms. Extreme was hoping to take KASAI by surprise there, and pull a fast one, but realizes it’s going to take a lot more than that.
Deadprez: Yeah, and if you go off the look on her face, she seemed slighly disappointed with that answer. I mean, why wouldn’t she be? The wear and tear is starting to kick in, and finishing KASAI isn’t a want, but a matter of necessity. KASAI’s done a brilliant job at targeting Ms. Extreme abdomen and rib area, softening her up for “Kitsune’s Blessing V2,” but also hindering her ability to breathe!
Gavin Kirkland: Trust me, if anything happens to Ms. Extreme, I’ll be on standby to give her mouth-to-mouth! :mjlit:
Eve: And I’ll be on standby as well to make sure your ass stays put in that chair.
Gavin Kirkland: :whoa:
Deadprez: Now, part of me wants to see Eve mess Gavin up! Not like he don’t deserve it!
Gavin Kirkland: Really, man? I’m right here.
Deadprez: I know, and?
Gavin Kirkland: :kyrie:
Eve: KASAI crawls over to the corner, and picks herself up in it, using assistance from the ropes. Ms. Extreme powers back to her feet, needing to pounce on this opportunity now while she has it to swing the momentum back in her favor! Camille marches toward KASAI in the corner, and climbs to the middle rope! Reigning down with punches as the crowd counts along!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-
Deadprez: NO! KASAI SLIPS THROUGH THE LEGS OF MS. EXTREME, ESCAPING THIS ONSLAUGHT FOR NOW BEFORE GRABBING HOLD OF CAMILLE’S ANKLE, AND YANKING IT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HER! MS. EXTREME HITS HARD! FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT REMAINS PROPPED UP IN THE CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: ALMOST EVERYTHING, KASAI HAS HAD AN ANSWER TO! PICKING MS. EXTREME APART SLOWLY, BUT SURELY!
Eve: TELL ME ABOUT IT, AS KASAI CONNECTS WITH YET ANOTHER SHOOT KICK DIRECTED AT THE INJURED RIB CAGE! MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY GOES CLUTCHING HER SIDE! PAIN ETCHED ACROSS HER FACE!
(KASAI’s got a proud grin on her face, but that’’s immediately wiped away once Ms. Extreme staggers out of the corner, gritting through the clear pain that she’s in, still clutching at her injured rib cage.)
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain:
(KASAI backs away as Ms. Extreme’s taken her by surprise lately, being able to grit through it, but also demanding more.)
Deadprez: You have gotta be kidding me. Camille’s demanding to be hit AGAIN?!
Eve: Well, that’s not far off from KASAI’s actions earlier! These two are tough as they come, and proving it right here, right now! It’s like the pain helps them kick into second or third gear just when you think they’re done! But Ms. Extreme is still standing, and to the surprise of many, she’s demanding MORE from KASAI!
(Ms. Extreme lifts her arm, giving KASAI a clear shot at her ribs.)
Gavin Kirkand: Cmon, is she crazy?
Deadprez: KASAI OBLIGES, AND SHOOT KICKS MS. EXTREME SQUARE IN HER RIB CAGE!
Eve: OUCH! KASAI GOT ALL OF THAT, AND MS. EXTREME’S STRUGGLING TO STAND! BUT CONTINUES TO SHOW DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY, REFUSING TO GO DOWN!
(Camille continues clutching at her rib cage, but has enough energy to pie-face KASAI with her hand. Ms. Extreme urges KASAI to keep it coming, and-)
Deadprez: OOH! KASAI KICKS MS. EXTREME IN THE RIBS ONCE AGAIN! BUT MS. EXTREME IMMEDIATELY BATTLES BACK WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! EXPLODING WITH A BURST OF OFFENSE, AND FIRING OFF ANOTHER! ALTERNATING THE HAND THIS TIME, LOOKING TO PIECE TOGETHER A COMBO WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST!
Eve: BUT KASAI BLOCKS IT! AND MS. EXTREME SPINS BACK AROUND TO DELIVER A CLOTHESLINE! ATTEMPTING TO TAKE KASAI’S HEAD OFF- BUT KASAI DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND MS. EXTREME FINDS HERSELF LEANED BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI RUSHES IN- BUT GETS SENT UP AND OVER MS. EXTREME’S SHOULDER TO THE OUTSIDE! BOY, DID SHE HIT HARD!
Deadprez: KASAI ROLLS TO ALL FOURS, AND TRIES SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT OF HER HEAD! MEANWHILE, MS. EXTREME IS STILL LEANED UP AGAINST THOSE ROPES! UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE JUST YET AS SHE’S STILL CLUTCHING AT THOSE RIBS!
Eve: BUT MS. EXTREME BETTER HURRY AS KASAI’S STIRRING ON THE OUTSIDE! SOMETHING SHE REALIZES BEFORE PSYCHING HERSELF UP TO RUN OFF THE ROPES! BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR A- WELL, SHE WENT FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE! BUT KASAI SIDE STEPS OUT THE WAY, ROLLING BACK INSIDE THE RING!
Deadprez: NOW, KASAI STARTS BUILDING SOME MOMENTUM OF HER OWN AS MS. EXTREME SLIDES OUT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND LANDS ON HER FEET! KASAI RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND SOARS THROUGH THE MIDDLE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! :damn:
Eve: BUT MS. EXTREME SIDESTEPS, AND DRIVES KASAI BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE INSTEAD! KASAI’S REELING, LEANED UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE ON WOBBLY LEGS! LIKELY NEEDING IT TO STAND AT THIS POINT BEFORE MS. EXTREME STARTS CLUBBING DOWN WITH HARD SHOTS ACROSS THE BACK!
Deadprez: BUT KASAI IS BATTLING BACK WITH SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE! ITS TURNED INTO A FULL BLOWN FIGHT RINGSIDE, AND ITS HARD TO TELL WHOSE ON THE LOSING END OF THIS SCRAP AS BOTH WOMEN JOCKEY FOR CONTROL! BEFORE KASAI PUSHES MS. EXTREME AWAY, AND THIS THING BREAKS INTO A HOCKEY FIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU’RE RIGHT, DEADPREZ! ITS TURNED INTO A FULL BLOWN HOCKEY FIGHT AT RINGSIDE! KASAI THROWING RIGHTS, CAMILLE THROWING RIGHTS! HAIR BEING PULLED! WHO IS GOING TO GET THE BETTER OF THIS EXCHANGE?!
Eve: LOOKS LIKE NEITHER AS BOTH MS. EXTREME AND KASAI HAVE SEEMINGLY TIRED THEMSELVES OUT! TAKING A BREAK FROM PUNCHING TO GET THEIR WITS ABOUT THEM AS THEY ARE BOTH ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! ONLY SO LONG YOU CAN “BLOCK OUT THE PAIN!”
Deadprez: DESPITE THAT, MS. EXTREME GO RIGHT BACK AT IT! CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER WITH CLOTHESLINES! BUT NEITHER WOMAN GO DOWN! SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, STILL ON THEIR FEET!
Eve: BUT MS. EXTREME AND KASAI LUNGE AT EACH OTHER AGAIN!! THINKING THE SAME THING, EXCEPT THIS TIME, DELIVERING DUAL FOREARMS! BOTH CONNECTED AT THE SAME TIME, AND THE TWO WOMEN ARE STAGGERED BEFORE ONE LAST ATTEMPT TO TAKE THE OTHER DOWN IS MADE WITH A DOUBLE SUPERKICK!!
Deadprez: BOTH KICKS CONNECTED TO THE BACK OF THE OTHERS HEAD! KASAI GOES DOWN! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN! NEITHER HAS MOVED AN INCH AS THEY’RE SPRAWLED ON THE OUTSID, AND ITS VERY POSSIBLE THEY ARE OUT COLD!
Gavin Kirkland: The referee has refrained from counting all this time, but it looks like he might have to as it’s very possible neither can continue. Then again, I could go try that mouth-to-mouth I mentioned earlier-
Eve: Yeah, and I could also punch you in the face, which I’m quite tempted to do.
Gavin Kirkland: Uh, nevermind. 😅
Eve: That’s what I thought.
(The referee reluctantly begins counting, having not wanted to end a title match this way., but has no choice as both women are laid out ringside with no signs of movement.)
Referee: ONE! …TWO! …THREE! …FOUR! …FIVE!
Deadprez: The referee’s count is at five, but finally, both women are showing signs of life on the outside! Beginning to stir!
Referee: …SIX! …SEVEN!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think they’re gonna make it! :lupe:
Eve: There’s still time as both women try using the apron to pull themselves back up!
Referee: …EIGHT! …NINE! …TE-
Eve: BOTH WOMEN BREAK THE COUNT! ROLLING BACK IN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!
Deadprez: WELL, THATS MORE TO KASAI’S BENEFIT THAN ANYTHING! HAD THE COUNTOUT OCCURED, MS. EXTREME WOULD HAVE RETAINED HER TITLE ON ACCOUNT OF CHAMPIONS ADVANTAGE!
Eve: BUT MS. EXTREME DOESNT WANT TO WIN THAT WAY, AND YOU KNOW IT! BUT KASAI RISES TO A KNEE AS MS. EXTREME ROLLS OVER TO HER IN THE CENTER! GRABBING KASAI IN A MUAY THAI STYLE CLINCH AS SHE RISES BACK TO HER FEET! BRINGING KASAI WITH HER! NOW, ITS MS. EXTREME CONNECTING WITH MUAY THAI KNEES TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: MS. EXTREME ALTERNATES BETWEEN BOTH KNEES- BUT KASAI BREAKS INTO A CLINCH OF HER OWN, DELIVERING KNEES TO THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME! TARGETING HER ALREADY DAMAGED RIB CAGE IN PARTICULAR!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME REGAINS CONTROL OF THE CLINCH! DELIVERING KNEES TO THE BODY OF KASAI IN RESPONSE! BEFORE KASAI GAINS BACK CONTROL, CONTUINING WITH MORE KNEES TO THE ALREADY DAMAGED BODY THAT’S BEEN HER M.O. THROUGHOUT TONIGHTS MATCH!
Eve: MS. EXTREME’S STUNNED! BUT HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO GET CONTROL OF THE CLUNCH ONCE AGAIN! BACK CONNECTING WITH KNEES TO THE FACE, AND REALLY WINDS BACK ONE TO-
(CRUNCH!)
Eve: OOH! MS. EXTREME REALLY WINDED BACK ON THAT LAST KNEE, AND SMASHED IT DIRECTLY INTO THE NOSE OF KASAI!
(Ms. Extreme breaks the clinch, and KASAI’s teetering as blood starts to leak from her nose.)
Deadprez: KASAI’S NOSE COULD BE BROKEN BY THAT STIFF KNEE FROM MS. EXTREME! WHO ISNT DONE, AND GRABS KASAI’S HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS! NOW, MS. EXTREME DRILLS KASAI WITH A HEADBUTT- OH MY GOD, ITS RAPID FIRE HEADBUTTS AS CAMILLE KEEPS GOING!
Eve: KASAI DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE AS CAMILLE’S UNRELENTING IN HER ASSAULT! PROBABLY THE MOST VICIOUS I’VE SEEN CAMILLE THROUGHOUT THIS CONTEST! FINALLY, SHE RELENTS! KASAI’S LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT THERE IS NOBODY GOING OFF THAT GLOSSED LOOK IN HER EYES!
Deadprez: CAMILLE ROUGHLY DRAGS KASAI UP TO HER FEET, AND “THE IMMORTAL SLAYER” IS HUNCHED OVER! IN PERFECT POSITIONING FOR THE CODE RE- WAIT! CAMILLE WENT FOR THE “CODE RED!” BUT KASAI JOLTS HERSELF UPRIGHT, MAKING MS. EXTREME SLIP OFF HER BACK, AND LAND ON HER FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME SPINS AROUND, BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A JUMPING TWISTING ENZIGURI BY KASAI!
Eve: MS. EXTREME STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AND ALMOST FELL THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE- BUT REBOUNDS BACK WITH A PENDULUM LARIAT! PUTTING EVERYTHING SHE HAD BEHIND IT AS KASAI GOES DOWN, AND MS. EXTREME TUMBLES DOWN TO THE MAT WITH HER!
Deadprez: SIMILAR SITUATION TO ONE WE HAD MINUTES AGO WHERE BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN! THE WEAR AND TEAR IS SHOWING! ESPECIALLY FROM KASAI, WHO GOT BUSTED OPEN WITH A HARD KNEE STRIKE BY CAMILLE!
Eve: WELL, WHOEVER GETS TO THEIR FEET FIRST WILL HAVE A MAJOR ADVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER! WILL IT BE CAMILLE, OR WILL IT BE KASAI??
Deadprez: KASAI IS SO CLOSE TO HAVING MS. EXTREME BEAT, ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS HIT THAT “KITSUNES BLESSING” IT FEELS LIKE, AND THIS ONE IS OVER! MEANWHILE, MS. EXTREME HAS BATTLED THROUGH ADVERSITY THIS WHOLE! FIGHTING WITH SUCH INTENSITY AND WILLPOWER! FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: WELL, KASAI IS THE FIRST TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE! BEGINNING HER CRAWL TO THE CORNER SHE STARTS PULLING HERSELF UP IN! BUT MS. EXTREME ISNT TOO FAR BEHIND AS SHE BEGINS STIRRING! RISING TO A KNEE IN THE CENTER!
Eve: MS. EXTREME GETS TO HER FEET, AND STAGGERS HER WAY TO THE CORNER WHERE KASAI IS! LIFTING HER UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MS. EXTREME SLOWLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE NEEDS TO MOVE A LITTLE BIT QUICKER, BUT GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, ITS UNDERSTANDABLE! REGARDLESS, HOOKING KASAI UP FOR A SUPERPLEX!
Deadprez: BUT KASAI SLIPS OUT THROUGH THE LEGS OF MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP ROPE, AND CROTCHES HER FROM BEHIND! MS. EXTREME GOT CROTCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND KASAI STARTS GRABBING BOTH ARMS FROM BEHIND! WHAT’S SHE GOT PLANNED??
Eve: KASAI DRAGS MS. EXTREME OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IN POSITION FOR A CRUCIFIX, AND STARTS SPINNING AROUND! BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR THE… “STARBOMB!” KASAI LAUNCHED HER, AND MS. EXTREME HIT HARD ON THE CANVAS!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, what’s she waiting for?! Go for the pin!
Deadprez: KASAI THOUGHT ABOUT IT MOMENTARILY, BUT OPTS TO CLIMB THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD! SHE HAS HER BACK FACING CAMILLE, AND THIS CANT BE GOOD AS KASAI PERCHES HIMSELF… BEFORE SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A “KITSUNES BLESSING V2!”
Eve: KASAI WITH THE MOONSAULT STOMP! CRUSHING DOWN ONTO THE TORSO AND RIBS SHE’S SPENT ALL MATCH TARGETING! MS. EXTREME’S WRITHING IN PAIN, HAVING GOT THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HER! AND THIS CAN BE IT AS KASAI CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG DEEP!!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Deadprez: WHAT?!
Eve: MS. EXTREME KICKED OUT! SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE! KASAI CANT BELIEVE IT!
(KASAI’s still processing the kickout from Camille while on both knees, in slight disbelief by the resilence from Ms. Extreme there to kickout, but quickly snaps out of it as-
Gavin Kirkland: :roman:
(Ms. Extreme rolled onto her belly after the kickout, and faintly flips KASAI the bird with a slight grin on her face.)
Eve: UH-OH! BAD MOVE AS KASAI IMMEDIATELY LUNGES FOR THAT VERY ARM MS. EXTREME FLIPPED HER OFF WITH! GOING TO LOCK MS. EXTREME IN HER VERY OWN SUBMISSION HOLD! “RED HANDED!!” :damn:
Deadprez: IMAGINE THE EMBARRASSMENT FOR MS. EXTREME IF SHE LOSES TO THAT!
Eve: WELL, MS. EXTREME IS DOING HER BEST TO AVOID IT! HAVING RISEN TO ALL FOURS! NOT ALLOWING KASAI TO LAY HER FLAT FOR THAT SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR! IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO ESCAPE THIS MOVE BEST, ITS HER! BUT LOOK AT THIS! MS. EXTREME POWERS BACK TO HER FEET, AND MUSCLES KASAI ONTO HER SHOULDERS INTO AN ARGENTINE RACK POSITION!
Deadprez: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! KASAI’S IN PERFECT POSITIONING FOR THE- THERE IT IS! “MEGATSUNAMI!!”
Eve: MS. EXTREME RETURNING THAT SAME ENERGY RIGHT BACK TO HER WITH THE MEGATSUNAMI! TORTURE RACK POWERBOMB BY MS. EXTREME, AND SHE STACKS KASAI UP AFTERWARDS WITH A SCHOOL GIRL STYLE COVER! BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: KICKOUT! OH MY GOD, KASAI MANAGES TO KICKOUT! AND ROLLS ONTO HER BELLY, STARTING HER RISE TO ALL FOURS! BUT MS. EXTREME STANDS OVER HER, AND REACHES DOWN! PULLING KASAI UP TO HER FEET WITH A SLEEPER HOLD! SLEEPER HOLD BY CAMILLE!
Eve: KASAI FLAILS HER ARMS AROUND! REALIZING SHE’S IN TROUBLE AS THE SLEEPER HOLD GETS CINCHED ON TIGHTER! SIMILAR SITUATION TO THE ONE MS. EXTREME WAS IN EARLIER! EVEN IF YOU DONT TAP, YOU CAN JUST AS EASILY NAP!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI REACHES OUT FOR THE ROPES! BUT SHE’S IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, A LONG WAY TO GO FOR HER TO BREAK THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!
Deadprez: BUT KASAI BEGINS THE WALK, LUGGING 140 POUNDS WITH HER! SLOWLY INCHING HER TOWARDS THE ROPES! SHE IS FINGERTIPS AWAY- BUT MS. EXTREME WISELY TRIES GOING TO THE GROUND INSTEAD WITH A REAR NAKED CHOKE!
Eve: BUT KASAI ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET, AND IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO “BURNING EMPRESS!!!”
Deadprez: HANDS- FOCUS ON THE HANDS! MS. EXTREME HAS HER HANDS CLASPED! NOT ALLOWING FULL EXTENSION ON THE ARMBAR, AND KASAI ADJUSTS ACCORDINGLY! TRANSITIONING INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE ON MS. EXTREME!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF HER! BUT MS. EXTREME SHOWS OFF HER POWER! HOISTING KASAI UP, AND SLAMMING HER DOWN WITH THE “RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE!”
Eve: THAT WAS ENOUGH TO BREAK THE TRIANGLE CHO- WAIT, I SPOKE TOO SOON! IT BROKE THE TRIANGLE CHOKE MOMENTARILY, BUT KASAI QUICKLY REAPPLIED IT BACK! PLAYING POSSUM!
Deadprez: AGAIN, MS. EXTREME REALIZE SHE HAS TO BREAK THIS FAST, AND DEADLIFTS KASAI UP FOR ANOTHER “RED QUEENS RAMPAGE!!”
Eve: CAMILLE BROKE THE HOLD A SECOND TIME, BUT NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE FAST AS- AGAIN! KASAI COMES BACK TO LIFE, AND WRAPS MS. EXTREME IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE A THIRD TIME! MS. EXTREME BEGINS TO RISE UP, PLANNING TO SLAM KASAI DOWN WITH A THIRD “RED QUEENS RAMPAGE!” :lupe:
Deadprez: BUT SHE CANT! MS. EXTREME COLLAPSES DOWN TO BOTH KNEES! SLOWLY FADING IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD! FINALLY, THE EFFECTS ARE STARTING TO SHOW AS KASAI APPLIES IT TIGHTER! DETERMINED TO BRING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S TITLE HOME!
Gavin Kirkland: CAMILLE IS FADING! BUT MUSTERS UP ENOUGH ENERGY TO POWER BACK TO HER FEET!
Eve: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN ATTEMPT DEADLIFTING KASAI BACK UP, KASAI TRANSITIONS BACK INTO THE “BURNING EMPRESS!” :damn:
Deadprez: MS. EXTREME IS STILL STAND- NO, WAIT! MS. EXTREME JUST TOPPLED OVER, AND FELL DOWN TO THE MAT! NOW, KASAI HAS FULL EXTENSION ON THAT ARMBAR! NOWHERE TO GO! KASAI’S WRENCHING ON THAT HOLD LIKE HER LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! PREPARED TO RIP THE SHOULDER OUT OF ITS SOCKET IF SHE HAS TO!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME ISNT OUT OF TRICKS JUST YET AS SHE ROLLS KASAI ONTO HER BELLY, AND TRANSITIONS INTO THE “AVA LOCK!”
Eve: KASAI’S STRUGGLING FOR AIR AS CAMILLE TIGHTENS THE HOLD! KASAI RAISES HER HAND NOW! CONTEMPLATING A TAPOUT!
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Deadprez: BUT DECIDES AGAINST IT! KASAI WONT SIGN AWAY HER DREAM OF BEING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION YET AS SHE CRAWLS HER WAY TO THE ROPES!
Eve: THATS A LOT OF ENERGY SHE’S EXERTING TO DRAG 140 POUNDS OF EXTRA WEIGHT WITH HER! CAREFUL SHE DOESNT PASS OUT ON THE WAY THERE!
Deadprez: …ROPE BREAK! KASAI GETS HER HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! MS. EXTREME BREAKS THE HOLD, BUT ONLY TO DRAG HER BACK TO THE CENTER! KASAI ROLLS ONTO HER BACK, AND SHOVES CAMILLE AWAY WITH BOTH FEET! KASAI USES THE ROPES TO RISE BACK TO HER FEET NOW-
Eve: HOLY GROU- NO! KASAI LAUNCHES MS. EXTREME OVERHEAD FOR AN ALLEY OOP! DROPPING CAMILLE THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! KASAI STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AS MS. EXTREME STUMBLES AROUND HERSELF BRIEFLY BEFORE DROPPING TO A KNEE IN THE CENTER!
Gavin Kirkland: KASAI’S EYES HAVE NOW LIT UP! SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE CAN DO FROM HERE, AND ITS GUARANTEED TO WIN HER THE CHAMPIONSHIP AS SHE SHOOTS OUT THE CORNER FOR…
Deadprez: THE IMMORTAL DAGGER!! :damn:
Eve: BLOCKED! MS. EXTREME BLOCKED IT AS KASAI STEPPED OFF HER KNEE FOR LEVERAGE! SHOVING KASAI OFF, AND BOY DID SHE HIT HARD! THE BACK OF KASAI’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE MAT AS MS. EXTREME STAGGERS OVER TO THE CORNER!
Deadprez: KASAI MAKES IT UP TO A KNEE… AND MS. EXTREME SHOOTS OUT THE CORNER… HOLY GROUND!!!
Eve: SHE GOT HER! AND MS. EXTREME EXHAUSTEDLY CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER… AND STILL THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… MS. EXTREME!!
(KASAI feintly pops her shoulder up too late as Ms. Extreme rolls off the cover with ‘RED THUNDER’ by Butcher Babies blaring in the background, garnering a mixed reaction, but leaning towards cheers after such a hard fought match between women, who put it all out there. Ms. Extreme lies sprawled on the canvas beside KASAI, showing the wear and tear she’s suffered alongside her. Eventually, the referee drapes the Universal Women’s Championship over Camille’s body as she looks up at the lights, having been through a war.)
Eve: Wow. What a match between both women! I can’t stress it enough!
Deadprez: There were multiple times throughout this match I thought Camille was cooked, dunzo. But she found a way to survive, and I do mean that word survive as KASAI gave Camille quite the run for her money.
Eve: Yes, there multiple times I thought KASAI had Ms. Extreme beat, having answers to almost everything Camille tried. But in the end, she got caught with that “Holy Ground,” and the rest is history.
Gavin Kirkland: Guess we can add KASAI to the victim tally of everyone that’s challenged for Ms. Extreme’s Universal Women’s Championship thus far. It makes me think, can ANYONE stop her?
(Ms. Extreme scoots back against the bottom rope, and sits up against it whilst looking down at her Universal Women’s Championship, relieved to have retained it over KASAI, who still hasn’t moved yet as the camera fades elsewhere on this shot.)
(The graphic for the next match appears)
(The camera shot returns to the ring where Gina Romano is standing front and center with a microphone as she is ready to begin the introductions for the next match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is a special TRI-BRAND WARFARE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘When Darkness Falls’ by Killswitch Engage starts to play and the crowd immediately starts to boo as Drake King enters the arena. Drake is naturally feeling all high and mighty as he looks like he is absorbing the hate as he has his arms stretched out before he heads to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Representing DYNASTY!! From Heaven’s Gate! Weighing 220 pounds! Here is “THE FATHER OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING” DRAKE KING!
Deadprez: Here comes Drake King heading to the ring in a way that we all know so well and that’s that Drake King thinks he’s better than everybody else in EAW.
Gavin Kirkland: ALL PRAISE DRAKE KING!! THE MESSIAH IS HERE AND IS BLESSING THE LAST STAND WITH HIS ETHEREAL PRESENCE!
Eve: Gavin is using big words he doesn’t understand again. Anyways, Drake told TLA and Jake last week that he was the standard bearer of EAW and that the other two are nothing. Drake gets his chance to prove it in this very high profile match.
(Drake enters the ring and takes a corner as he starts preparing for his match. Seconds later, Drake’s music is replaced by ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac starts playing and TLA enters the arena. He is forgoing his normal low rider entrance, he is ready to beat the hell of his opposition as he heads to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing his opponents! Representing VOLTAGE! Now residing in The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida! Weighing 210 pounds! Here is “LA PANTERA SEXUAL” T! L! A!
Gavin Kirkland: Two weeks of seeing TLA and two weeks of no poons! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
Eve: What’s wrong is that TLA is pissed that he got called a nobody by Drake even though he might have the most World Championship reigns out of the three in this match.
Deadprez: Drake and TLA are already glaring at each other as TLA took out Drake King during that brawl on Showdown and stood tall. Will TLA be able to do it again and earn some bragging rights?
(TLA enters the ring and makes a beeline for Drake. The referee stops TLA and forces him to a neutral corner as Drake has a smug look on his face. Meanwhile, ‘meet the grahams’ by Kendrick Lamar starts playing as Jake Smith enters the arena. Following closely behind is the lovely and slightly deranged Caroline. Both Jake and Caroline look pissed as they head to the ring!)
Gina Romano: Representing SHOWDOWN and being accompanied to the ring by Caroline! Representing Figura Prismatis! Here is “THE PROCESS” JAKE SMITH!
Eve: Here comes the man who threw down the gauntlet for this match. Jake wanted to use this match as a way to show that he is the best in all of EAW and that includes beating members of the opposing brands.
Gavin Kirkland: How there they treat Showdown royalty like garbage. Two weeks in a row and Jake was left out or scrambling both weeks. I hope he makes them pay.
Deadprez: You can’t make up your mind if your life depended on it. Jake will take any chance he can to show his supposed superiority over EAW as he looks to try and win the third World Championship of his career. Will Jake be the last man standing? We are about to find out.
(Jake enters the ring as Caroline takes her place at ringside. Jake glares at both of his opponents )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Here we go! This match is underway and what a match this is. To be quite honest, this match right here could main event any event you put it on and that includes Pain for Pride.
Deadprez: Three Hall of Famers. Multiple World Title reigns between them and I have just been informed that this match is pinfall or submission only, meaning that most of the rules can be thrown out the window in this match.
Gavin Kirkland: Three men with the egos of ten men. Doesn’t matter. JAKE IS GONNA WIN BECAUSE SHOWDOWN IS THE BEST! WOOOOO!
Deadprez: And there we go! What is interesting is that these three are being on the cautious side considering what they have been doing to each other in recent weeks—
Eve: JAKE JUST SHOVED TLA INTO DRAKE AND NOW DRAKE AND TLA ARE THROWING HAYMAKERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING JUST LIKE WHAT THEY DID LAST WEEK ON SHOWDOWN!!
Gavin Kirkland: This is why Jake is going to win this match and prove he is the best Elitist in all of EAW. Just watch. Jake is the smartest one in this match as he just sits back and looks at Caroline while his opponents take each other out.
Eve: So he’s gonna do what he does best? Let someone else do all the work while Jake takes the credit. No wonder Caroline looks angry all the time.
Gavin Kirkland: WOOOOOOOAAAHHHH! There was no need for that. That’s how rumors get started.
Deadprez: Enough about Jake’s SHORTcomings. Let’s get back to the match. Jake is hiding in the shadows as Drake whips TLA to the ropes. TLA with the rebound as Drake grabs TLA’s waist for a sidewalk slam BUT TLA COUNTERS WITH A HEADSCISSOR TAKEOVER SENDING DRAKE HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake is in the corner AS TLA HITS HIM WITH THE CORNER CLOTHESLINE SENDING DRAKE TO THE MAT—
Eve: JAKE SMITH WITH A SLAP TO THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD! What the hell was that? Is this a battle on the playground or something?
Deadprez: It could be because Jake is about as tall as a fourth gr–
Gavin Kirkland: STOP THAT? WHY ARE YOU INSULTING SHOWDOWN!! INSULT DYNASTY! INSULT VOLTAGE! Yeah! Insult Voltage because Persephone is a bitch.
Deadprez: Before we get too off topic, TLA turns around and he doesn’t look amused as he stalks towards Jake Smith and TLA does not look happy at all. But Jake isn’t backing down either.
Eve: Normally he’d run away, but Jake wants this match to show that he truly is the best and you can’t be the best by running–
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SLAPPED TLA ACROSS THE FACE!! I can’t tell if that worked or not BUT JAKE SLAPS HIM AGAIN!! AGAIN NO REACTION SO HE GOES FOR IT A THIRD TIME–
Eve: TLA CAUGHT HIS HAND AND TLA IS SQUEEZING JAKE’S HAND! LOOK AT JAKE’S FACE! TLA COULD BE BREAKING HIS HAND RIGHT NOW WITH THAT VICEGRIP TLA HAS ON HIS HAND!
Deadprez: If Jake is right handed, he is going to be in trouble in more ways than one. Jake has been brought down to his knees–
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING WITH A LARIAT CLOBBERING TLA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! TLA IS DOWN AND JAKE’S HAND HAS BEEN FREED! Now Jake is trying to get some feeling back in his hand.
Eve: Hopefully there is hand sanitizer under the ring so TLA can use it because gawd knows where Jake’s hands have been. But Drake has Jake and pulls him back to his feet using the hair! That is disrespectful by Drake.
Deadprez: Drake already called Jake nothing so how much worse could it get, but I think we are about to find out as Drake has Jake by the hair–
Gavin Kirkland: WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FROM DRAKE!! DRAKE KING WITH A UNIQUE VERSION OF THE GIANT SWING! INSTEAD OF USING THE LEGS FOR LEVERAGE, DRAKE IS USING THE HAIR!!
Deadprez: DRAKE ALREADY HAS A FEW REVOLUTIONS COMPLETED BEFORE HE LETS GO AND JAKE GOES SAILING LIKE A FRISBEE BEFORE FACEPLANTING!! I guess you could call that move “Seeing the Promised Land” or something.
Eve: Jake is dizzy and disoriented by the unique offense from Drake King and Drake is rolling out of the ring for something. Is Mr. High and Mighty actually going to use a weapon?
Gavin Kirkland: Well we aren’t about to find out AS TLA LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SUICIDE DIVE!! LISTEN TO THE OVATION FOR TLA AFTER TAKING DRAKE DOWN!! But Praise Drake!!
Eve: Oh shut up!! But TLA is on his feet on the outside of the ring, BUT HERE COMES JAKE SMITH TAKING HIS TURN TO LAUNCH HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES AS HE TAKES TLA DOWN OFF A SUICIDE DIVE OF HIS OWN!
Deadprez: With the caliber and level of skill in this match, you really can’t expect any one of them to truly hold onto the advantage for very long in this Tri-Brand Warfare match.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s true. These three have done it all.
Eve: Except Drake King. I don’t think he’s done anybody from what I have heard through the rumor mill.
Deadprez: Damn! That’s vicious, dawg.
Gavin Kirkland: More rumors, but Jake has control as he grabs TLA and goes to drag him back into the ring–
Deadprez: TLA WITH SHOVES JAKE OFF OF HIM AND SENDS JAKE FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST!! DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND WHEN JAKE’S HEAD MET THE STEEL?
(The camera shot cuts to one of the luxury suites where we see Dr. Bethany Blue watching the match as she sips a glass of wine and is surrounded by high quality catered spread of food.)
Eve: We certainly heard that, but what we see right now is an interesting development as the Hardcore Champion is here in San Antonio. Dr. Bethany Blue is watching this match from one of the luxury suites… we probably know who in particular she is watching.
Gavin Kirkland: Especially since the chaos she kind of caused at Wicked Games a few weeks ago, but I do have one question… HOW DID SHE GET SUCH GOOD FOOD UP THERE? WE DIDN’T GET THAT!!
Eve: Go ask the higher ups, but right now, Jake has been rolled back into the ring as TLA climbs up to the top rope. Jake is still down as TLA GOES FOR THE MOONSAULT–
(CRACK!!)
Deadprez: DRAKE KING WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE SIDE OF TLA’S HEAD SENDING HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR, BUT NOT BEFORE TLA’S FACE CRACKS THE APRON!
Gavin Kirkland: You normally wouldn’t expect Drake to use these sort of tactics considering his proclaimed status as some sort of deity, but when there are no disqualifications, that steel chair is considered legal in the warped mind of Drake King.
Eve: Man with a complex found a loophole. Gotcha. Now Drake tosses the chair back into the ring as he now climbs up to the top rope. Jake is still down AS DRAKE GOES FOR THE KNEE DROP AND JAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! NOBODY HOME!
Deadprez: Drake might have blown his knee out on that landing. There’s a dirty joke there, dawg, but I am gonna skip it.
Gavin Kirkland: THANK YOU!! Drake his trying to get back to his feet, but Jake is already there AND HE DELIVERS A DROPKICK RIGHT TO DRAKE’S JAW TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT!
Deadprez: Jake gets back on his feet as he follows it up with a forearm BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A HEADBUTT! JAKE’S THICK SKULL WORKS IN HIS FAVOR AS HE GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWW-
Eve: HOLIER THAN THOU DRAKE KICKS OUT AT ONE! Now Jake grabs Drake by the head and JUST STARTS PUNCHING DRAKE’S HEAD IN THAT SIDE HEADLOCK POSITION!!
Gavin Kirkland: I think it’s safe to say that Jake isn’t happy with Drake for many reasons, but the most recent is the fact that Drake used Jake’s hair and turned him into a merry-go-round.
Eve: The referee is just standing back to see if a pin needs to be counted or if there is a submission applied.
Deadprez: Jake seems to be bored of punching Drake’s skull as he now has Drake by the hair AND NOW JAKE IS BUILDING MOMENTUM–
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE IS DOING THE SAME THING TO DRAKE! TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY! JAKE WAS PISSED ABOUT THAT HAPPENING TO HIM AND NOW HE IS GOING TO RETURN THE FAVOR!
Eve: These two are going to make themselves dizzy AS JAKE LETS GO OF DRAKE AND NOW DRAKE LOOKS LIKE A FRISBEE BEFORE HE CRASHES TO THE MAT!!
Deadprez: Right now, Jake has a look of disgust on his face as he yells for Caroline to grab him something–
Gavin Kirkland: BAHAHAHAHA!! IT’S A TOWEL!! Caroline hands Jake a towel so he can wipe his hands clean. Drake is too busy being praised that hair care isn’t high on his priority list–
Deadprez: HE’S USING THE TOWEL TO CHOKE DRAKE!! WELL THAT IS AN INNOVATIVE WAY TO GET SOME OFFENSE IN! JAKE HAS PULLED DRAKE TO HIS FEET AND IS DRAGGING HIM TO THE CORNER!!
Eve: Jake is standing on the second rope AND HE IS PULLING UP ON THE TOWEL TO ADD MORE PRESSURE! JAKE HAS LIFTED DRAKE ENOUGH THAT DRAKE IS TRYING TO KICK FREE!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake’s face is starting to turn red with being choked out… WAIT A SECOND!
Eve: TLA IS STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JAKE HAS NO IDEA THAT TLA IS BEHIND HIM WHILE JAKE IS STILL BEING CHOKED OUT! NOW Jake senses that something is wrong as Drake’s feet are back on the mat–
Deadprez: TLA GRABS THE BACK OF JAKE’S HEAD AND JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! TLA ROTATES JAKE ENOUGH TO PLANT HIM WITH THE ZIG ZAG FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
Gavin Kirkland: Prezzy, that was a double Zig Zag! Jake still had the towel around Drake’s neck when TLA took Jake down… Drake came with them and TLA got them both.
Eve: Two for one special by TLA and both of them are now down as TLA is looking as he was last week on Showdown, the only man standing in the ring.
Deadprez: Jake was planted off the Zig Zag and Drake is trying to get air back into his lungs so TLA decides it’s now his turn to go find some weaponry.
Gavin Kirkland: TLA quickly comes back AND HE HAS A PIMP CANE!! WOOO! PLEASE LET THE POONS BE COMING OUT!! WAIT NO!! NOT YET!! I NEED TO GO TO ALL THE FOOD PLACES AROUND THE ARENA AND GET ME SOME DOLLAR BILLS!!
Deadprez: The Poons aren’t here, dawg, so sit your ass down and chug some water or something. Right now, TLA rolls back into the ring and eyes Drake King, who is getting back to his feet–
(CRACK!)
Eve: TLA WITH THE BOTTOM OF THE PIMP CANE RIGHT IN BETWEEN DRAKE’S EYES!! GOOD GAWD! A BRUISE IS ALREADY STARTING TO FORM ON DRAKE’S FOREHEAD–
Gavin Kirkland: BAHAHAHAHA! Now we see why! TLA detached the bottom part of his signature pimp cane to reveal the infamous lead pipe!! No wonder Drake fell like stone after that shot.
Eve: TLA is thinking smarter not harder in this match for bragging rights and a little bit of brand superiority… but mainly the bragging rights. Now TLA goes back to Jake and pulls him to his feet.
Deadprez: TLA has Jake in the inverted facelock WITH THE CANE ALONG JAKE’S NECK AS TLA DROPS HIM WITH AN INVERTED DDT AND DRIVING THE CANE INTO HIS THROAT AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE? CAROLINE WAS ABLE TO SNEAK INTO THE RING AND CLOBBER TLA IN THE BACK OF THE NECK TO BREAK THE COUNT AND LEAVE UNDETECTED!!
Eve: Yeah it’s so hard to accomplish that when the referee is looking at Jake’s shoulders… not that sneaking into the ring is necessary considering it’s pinfall or submission only.
Deadprez: Leave it to Jake Smith to have another able body as backup just in case things went south for him like they were right there at the moment. I hate to say it but there is probably more where that came from at this rate.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is smart. He came prepared unlike the others and that’s why he is always one step ahead of his competition. Again I say… SHOWDOWN IS GOING TO WIN!! WOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: Jake is recovering as Drake King has made it back to his feet. TLA was just a little bit quicker as he whips Drake into the turnbuckles. Drake lands hard as TLA comes running in–
Eve: DRAKE WITH A BACK ELBOW TO TLA’S JAW! TLA was stunned after that shot as Drake grabs hold of him AND SENDS TLA FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE REVERSE STO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Sorry, TLA! The turnbuckle doesn’t taste good, I bet. Now Drake is in control of the match AS HE STARTS TO UNDO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE PAD! THAT ISN’T GONNA BE GOOD!
Eve: Drake finally does get the turnbuckle cover off and tosses it at TLA before bringing him back to his feet AND TOSSING HIM TOWARDS THE CORNER WITH THE STEEL EXPOSED–
Deadprez: TLA was able to catch himself at the last possible second and prevent himself from tasting the steel–
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS TLA FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE! TLA IS HOLDING HIS JAW IN PAIN–
Eve: DRAKE KING NOW WITH A RIPCORD KNEE TO THE JAW!! TLA COULD HAVE A BROKEN JAW RIGHT NOW AS DRAKE PULLS TLA TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
TH–
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH BREAKS UP THE COVER! As you can see, there is a little bit of blood coming from TLA’s mouth. That could be from the still or it could be a missing tooth. Who knows.
Gavin Kirkland: All I know right now is that Drake and Jake are in the middle of another standoff. Drake and Jake are just talking trash to each other.
Drake King: (off-mic) ACCEPT YOUR FATE, JAKE!! I AM THE BACKBONE OF THIS COMPANY! YOU ARE NOTHING! YOU! ARE! NO–
Deadprez: CAROLINE!!
Eve: DRAKE WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES AND CAROLINE INTERFERES ONCE AGAIN AS SHE DELIVERS A LOW BLOW TO DRAKE KING!!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING IS DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN AND THE POOR GUY CAN NOW HIT THE HIGH NOTES ON THOSE HOLY HYMNS OF HIS!
Eve: Jake grabs Drake before he falls over in pain and he is just yelling at him. He is reading Drake the riot act because it was a few weeks ago that Drake King not only took out Jake Smith, he also took out Caroline and Jake is just screaming at him–
Deadprez: UNTIL JAKE KICKS DRAKE BELOW THE BELT WITH ANOTHER LOW BLOW! IT’S NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE DRAKE KING RIGHT NOW, DAWG!
Gavin Kirkland: If we weren’t sure about it before, we are now. Now I am certain that Drake can hit the high notes. Two low blows in about a minute. Good thing he’s single.
Eve: We’re all grateful he’s single. Jake is once again asking Caroline to grab him something from under the ring AND CAROLINE HAS A STRAND OF BARBED WIRE!!
Deadprez: I know the intention of this match was not really to be a street fight, but sometimes you just have to let three people with so much hatred just beat the hell out of each other.
Gavin Kirkland: Caroline is being careful not to get herself as she hands it over to Jake. Jake has a very demented and evil smile on his face and we know that’s not good. He grabs a still recovering Drake and is just screaming in his face!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) FUCK YOU FATHER FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN!!
Deadprez: Jake has the barbed wire ready AND HE JUST WRAPS IT AROUND DRAKE’S HEAD LIKE A VERY PAINFUL HEADBAND!! DRAKE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO SCREAM BUT I THINK THE SHOCK FACTOR GOT HIM!!
Eve: Looks like the Messiah of EAW just got his own crown of thorns! Jake is just laughing about it. That’s no surprise considering the elevator of Jake’s mind doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE ISN’T LETTING UP! JAKE IS TAKING SOME DAMAGE TO HIS HANDS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF PROVING A POINT! HE WANTS DRAKE TO SUFFER! HE WANTS DRAKE TO PAY FOR PUTTING HIS HANDS ON HIMSELF AND CAROLINE!!
Eve: LOOK! TLA is back in the ring AND TLA FIRES A RIGHT HOOK THAT CATCHES JAKE IN THE NOSE AND THAT FORCES JAKE TO LET DRAKE GO AND DRAKE STILL HAS THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND HIS HEAD!
(The camera shot cuts back to Dr. Bethany Blue in the luxury suite while still watching the match very intently as she takes another sip of wine.)
Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue is still looking on very closely to this match and I don’t even think that TLA knows that she is here and watching this match.
Gavin Kirkland: Whatever she doesn’t eat, they need to bring down here because we never get any of the good stuff. That sucks! Hell, bring a bottle of wine while you’re at it.
Eve: We certainly need it for having to deal with you all night. Anyways, that pimp cane is still in the ring but TLA is electing to find another weapon to brutalize his opposition. He doesn’t look for long BECAUSE TLA HAS A TWO BY FOUR!!
Deadprez: TLA rolls back into the ring as he watches Jake Smith get back to his feet BUT HERE COMES CAROLINE TRYING TO RUN INTERFERENCE, BUT TLA SWINGS THAT TWO BY FOUR LIKE A PSYCHO AND CAROLINE NARROWLY AVOIDS IT!
Gavin Kirkland: It didn’t buy much time but I don’t mind watching Caroline for a few seconds as Jake gets back to his feet AND TLA SWINGS THE TWO BY FOUR AT JAKE’S HEAD–
(CRACK!!)
Deadprez: OH MY GAWD!! TLA JUST BROKE THAT TWO BY FOUR ACROSS JAKE’S SKULL! JAKE REALLY DOES HAVE A HARD HEAD AND THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION I HAVE FOR THAT HAPPENING!
Eve: DID YOU SEE THAT THING BREAK IN HALF? JAKE MIGHT HAVE HAD WHAT’S LEFT OF HIS BRAINS BASHED IN AFTER THAT SHOT AS TLA SIMPLY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE—
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING BREAKS UP THE COVER! THAT WAS A VERY CLOSE NEAR FALL THAT TLA ALMOST WON RIGHT THERE! Somebody needs to go check on Jake.
Eve: You have to believe that if Drake didn’t break up the cover there that Caroline would have. Jake was the one who issued the challenge for any Dynasty and Voltage Elitist to accept this match tonight.
Deadprez: She doesn’t wanna see Jake being the one pinned. When it comes to Caroline and sanity, the lights are on and nobody’s home dawg. But she does have a strategic sense about her, especially when Jake is involved.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake was knocked senseless as Caroline pulls Jake out of the ring to check on him while he still has the ability to think. Meanwhile, it’s Drake and TLA again and Drake still has that barbed wire wrapped around his head.
Eve: Drake considers himself fashion savvy, but that might not be a look I would try to do again. We can also see there are little blood spots dried on his face after Jake got him in the first place.
Deadprez: TLA still has half of a two by four in his hand AS HE GOES TO SWING IT AT DRAKE, BUT DRAKE IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! Drake quickly turns around and catches TLA with a forearm to the face.
Gavin Kirkland: But TLA comes back AND CATCHES DRAKE IN THE ARM WITH THAT TWO BY FOUR!! Since it’s broken in half, would you call that a one by two now?
Deadprez: If you are trying to be funny, it’s not working. If you are serious, dawg, then shut up.
Eve: Drake recoils in pain after that shot as TLA goes for a right hand BUT DRAKE TURNS HIS HEAD AND TLA PUNCHES THE BARBED WIRE AND THAT DID NOT FEEL GOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA gets his hand free of the barbed wire and Drake is able to come back with a forearm of his own. Multiple forearms send TLA to the ropes. Drake whips TLA to the other side.
Eve: TLA with the rebound and Drake kicks him in the gut. TLA is doubled over as Drake brings him in with the gutwrench before powering TLA up.
Deadprez: Drake has TLA in the air in a very dangerous position AS HE RUNS TLA TO THE CORNER–
Gavin Kirkland: BUCKLE BOMB! BUCKLE BOMB BY DRAKE KING AND IT WAS DONE IN THE CORNER WITH THE STEEL EXPOSED! TLA CRACKED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE STEEL!
Eve: That had to have immediate results AND IT DID BECAUSE LOOK AT THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD!
Deadprez: GOOD GAWD! THERE IS BLOOD FLOWING FROM THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHERE IT MET THE STEEL! TLA comes stumbling out of the corner as Drake kicks him in the gut to double him over again!
Gavin Kirkland: Again, Drake has TLA in the gutwrench position, but this time he hooks the arms BEFORE DROPPING DOWN–
Deadprez: AND SENDING TLA FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH THE “ASCENSION”! TLA IS BARELY MOVING AS DRAKE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE—
Eve: CAROLINE ENTERS THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COVER–
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DRAKE GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND CAROLINE HITS TLA BY MISTAKE! BUT IT DID SAVE THE MATCH FOR JAKE SMITH!
Eve: Caroline realized she made a mistake right there as Caroline starts backing away from Drake, who finally takes off the barbed wire from his head AND HE IS GLARING AT CAROLINE!!
Deadprez: CAROLINE, GET OUT OF THE RING! DON’T STARE, JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RING OR ELSE YOU WILL BE IN A HUGE MESS OF TROUBLE–
Gavin Kirkland: CAROLINE TRIES TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT, BUT DRAKE USES THE BARBED WIRE FROM AROUND HIS HEAD AND WRAPS IT AROUND CAROLINE’S ARM TO PULL HER BACK!!
Eve: Caroline let out a yelp in pain as some of the wire caught Caroline and her arm is bleeding like Drake’s hand. Caroline goes to slap Drake, BUT LOOK AT DRAKE’S EYES!! HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A MESSIAH NOW!
Deadprez: Oh no! Drake looks pissed BUT THIS IS NOT RIGHT! CAROLINE IS NOT AN ANGEL, BUT DOES SHE REALLY DESERVE THIS?
Gavin Kirkland: I say no, but Drake has already made his judgment so Caroline must pay the price in his eyes AND DRAKE HAS CAROLINE IN THE HALF NELSON!
Deadprez: CAROLINE MIGHT BE A SECOND AWAY FROM HAVING TO WEAR A “CROWN OF THORNS”! DRAKE LIFTS CAROLINE–
Eve: JAKE! JAKE SMITH WITH A BASEBALL BAT AS HE CRACKS DRAKE IN THE RIBS AND BRINGS HIM TO HIS KNEES! THAT ALSO MEANS CAROLINE IS FREE!
Gavin Kirkland: Isn’t Jake the sweetest? Look at him checking on Caroline. He is such a good person to make sure she is alright.
Eve: Don’t make me puke, but Jake helps Caroline out of the ring and out of harm’s way as Drake turns Jake around–
Deadprez: ANOTHER SHOT TO THE RIBS WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!! LOOK AT THE JAKE’S EYES! HE IS PISSED, DAWG! AND MORE THAN USUAL ESPECIALLY AFTER DRAKE TRIED TO HURT CAROLINE AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake is still doubled over after that shot with the bat AND JAKE CRACKS THE BAT ACROSS DRAKE’S SPINE! THAT WAS A SICKENING THUD!
Eve: Way to go, Drake. You done messed up and now it’s your turn to atone to your sin by force AS JAKE IS CHOKING DRAKE AGAIN WITH THE BAT ACROSS THE THROAT–
Deadprez: INTO THE CROSSFACE SUBMISSION! SUBMISSION HOLD APPLIED! JAKE HAS DRAKE’S ARM LOCKED AND IS USING THE BAT TO ADD EXTRA PRESSURE!
Gavin Kirkland: I support the gospels of Drake King, but even I have to admit that Drake had it coming.
Deadprez: Drake is still struggling in the crossface as Jake rolls the bat from Drake’s throat TO HIS MOUTH! THE HANDLE OF THE BAT IS IN DRAKE’S MOUTH, GAGGING HIM! THAT IS ALSO PUTTING EXTRA PRESSURE ON HIS NECK!
Eve: If we find out after this that Drake enjoyed it, then I’m going home. But the referee is right there to check and see if Drake will do something that very rarely, if at all, has happened and that is to submit.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake taps then Jake wins then Jake has proven his point about being the best Elitist in EAW while shoving Drake’s words, along with that bat, down his throat!
Eve: DRAKE IS TRYING TO CRAWL OVER TO THE ROPES, BUT IT ISN’T WORKING! WAIT! DRAKE MIGHT HAVE OUTSMARTED JAKE AS DRAKE IS ABLE TO ROLL JAKE OVER INTO SOME SORT OF ROLLUP! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN–
Deadprez: TLA! TLA WITH THE “420”! SHOOTING STAR PRESS GOT THEM BOTH!! DRAKE’S HEAD WAS AT AN ANGLE ON THE ROLLUP! DRAKE COULD HAVE A BROKEN NECK IF HE ISN’T CAREFUL!
Gavin Kirkland: WOOOOOOO! Light up a fatty with the Big Poon Daddy!
Eve: What is wrong with you? Nevermind! I don’t wanna know, BUT TLA HAS THE COVER ON DRAKE!! SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: JAKE BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH AN ELBOW IN TLA’S FACE!! That was a very close save by Jake. Another second later and this match would have been over!!
Gavin Kirkland: All three men are down on the mat right now as this crowd is going absolutely crazy for these Hall of Famers in this match. Drake and Jake might be low on the most popular list compared to TLA, which is unfair because Jake is defending our brand, but the crowd can sometimes show respect to these competitors.
Deadprez: Don’t tell them that, dawg, because they wouldn’t shut up about it if they found out.
Eve: True! Jake and TLA are starting to stir and get back to their feet as Drake is holding his neck in pain after that landing from TLA.
Gavin Kirkland: TLA and Jake are back on their feet as they start throwing shots at each other, but TLA’s are having more effect. TLA is starting to get the advantage AND LOOK AT THOSE STRIKES FROM TLA! THEY ARE LIGHTNING QUICK THAT JAKE IS HAVING TROUBLE BLOCKING ANY OF THEM!
Eve: Jake is looking like a punching bag right now AS TLA HITS AN UPPERCUT THAT TURNS JAKE AROUND! TLA HAS JAKE AROUND THE WAIST AND RUNS HIM TO THE ROPES FOR A ROLLUP ATTEMPT OF HIS OWN–
Deadprez: CAROLINE!! CAROLINE IS ON THE APRON AS JAKE DUCKS DOWN AND SHE GETS THE MIST!! TLA GETS THE MIST IN THE EYES AND HE IS BLINDED RIGHT NOW!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake got free as TLA is wildly throwing punches to try and hit Jake, BUT JAKE SNEAKS BEHIND HIM AND ROLLS HIM UP!! SHOULDERS DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!
Eve: WAIT A SECOND!! JAKE HAS A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!! GOOD GAWD! WE’RE SEEING MORE OF TLA THAN WE THOUGHT WE WOULD AND PERSEPHONE’S FACE IS TO THE SCREEN IF SHE’S WATCHING THIS!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!
Deadprez: What? Jake let the rollup go before the referee could finish? Did he finally find a conscience or something?
Gavin Kirkland: NO! BECAUSE DRAKE KING JUST CAME OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THE PHOENIX SPLASH! DRAKE WAS HOPING TO GET THEM BOTH HE GOT TLA INSTEAD!! DRAKE USES THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION TO HOOK THE LEG! WILL THE GOSPEL OF DRAKE GET IT HERE?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: JAKE SMITH WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK CATCHING DRAKE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD TO BREAK UP THE COVER! DRAKE ABOUT STOLE THE MATCH THERE!!
(The camera shot cuts back to Dr. Bethany Blue, who is still watching the match with a very stoic expression on her face.)
Eve: I can only wonder what is going through the mind of the Hardcore Champion right now as she watches this match. Is she glad that TLA got blinded or is she hoping that TLA actually wins this match?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know and right now I don’t care because we can keep the camera on her for as long as we want.
Eve: She’s married, perv. But as we get back to the match Jake grabs Drake and pulls him back to his feet. Drake whipped towards the ropes before he comes back with the rebound–
Deadprez: JAKE IS ABLE TO LIFT HIM UP AND DRIVE HIM BACK DOWN WITH “THE LAST SEDATION”! POP UP POWERBOMB BY JAKE SMITH AS HE STACKS DRAKE UP AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KICKED OUT!! DRAKE KICKED OUT AT TWO AND JAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! CAROLINE CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER AS SHE IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE FROM RINGSIDE TELLING THEM IT WAS A THREE COUNT!
Eve: Well she can scream and cry all she wants. It was a two count!
Deadprez: Jake isn’t happy right now as he pulls Drake back to his feet and has him in an inverted facelock.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is setting Drake up for the “Prophetic” cuter to hopefully put Drake King away–
Deadprez: Jake went for the cutter AND DRAKE WAS ABLE TO SPIN OUT OF IT!! DRAKE NOW BEHIND JAKE—
Eve: “SCRIPTURE”! DRAKE COUNTERED “PROPHETIC” INTO THE “SCRIPTURE”! ANACONDA VISE BY THE SELF DESCRIBED MESSIAH!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN TIGHT AND JAKE NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO GET FREE CONSIDERING A ROPE BREAK WILL NOT HELP HIM SINCE IT’S PINS AND SUBMISSIONS ONLY!
Eve: JAKE IS IN A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW AS DRAKE IS JUST WRENCHING ON JAKE’S NECK! TLA IS STILL OUT OF THE PICTURE DUE TO BEING BLINDED BY THE MIST EARLIER!
Deadprez: LOOK AT JAKE! HE IS STILL TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES TO MAYBE ROLL OUT OF THE RING TO FORCE DRAKE TO RELEASE THE HOLD!
Gavin Kirkland: It could work because Drake can’t win if he’s outside the ring. Not in this match.
Eve: JAKE IS STRUGGLING TO FIGHT BACK AND WE CAN SEE THAT THE FIGHT IS STARTING TO SLOW FROM JAKE! IF JAKE PASSES OUT DRAKE WINS!
Deadprez: DRAKE’S TAKING SO MUCH PLEASURE IN CHOKING JAKE OUT, ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF CAROLINE–
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Deadprez: THAT WAS A SHOE!! CAROLINE THREW A SHOE AT DRAKE KING AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, SHE MISSED!!
Eve: Well we can obviously see that Caroline didn’t score high marks in accuracy.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake still has the “Scripture” locked in as Jake is just trying to fight, but Drake is glaring at Caroline.
Eve: Drake is just yelling at her from inside the ring and now Caroline is now on the apron yelling at Drake!
Deadprez: Meanwhile, Jake Smith is getting choked out and the referee is wondering what the hell is going–
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: I ask the question again… WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Eve: I don’t know. I really didn’t see what happ… OHHHHHHH!
Deadprez: DAWG, THAT WAS A HAMMER! WE SEE THE HAMMER IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: The replay shows Caroline just throwing that hammer right at Drake AND SHE CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE EYES!!
Deadprez: Maybe she scored higher in accuracy then she is letting on.
Eve: Maybe. There has to be something cracked where that hammer hit because CAROLINE THREW THAT HAMMER WITH FORCE–
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE LOOSENED THE SUBMISSION AND THAT WAS A MISTAKE BECAUSE JAKE STILL WAS AWARE ENOUGH TO PULL DRAKE BACK!!
Eve: JAKE TOOK ADVANTAGE AS HE PULLS DRAKE INTO A MODIFIED CRUCIFIX!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: TLA!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA WITH THE MOONSAULT TO BREAK UP THE COVER!!
Eve: THAT MOONSAULT WAS LOADED!! TLA GRABBED THE SPARE RING BELL FROM UNDER THE RING AND MANAGED TO HIT BOTH OF THEM THE WAY IT LANDED!!
Deadprez: Another two for one special for TLA!
Gavin Kirkland: The special you get on Thursdays at the Poon Palace!
Deadprez: Dawg, really?
Eve: Now we know where Gavin likes to hang out!
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s get back to the match!! Jake rolls away because he took more damage from the ring bell than Drake.
Eve: Now TLA has hold of Drake King and pulls him back to his feet. TLA pulls Drake into position TO SET UP FOR THE CROSS ARMBREAKER–
Deadprez: NO “CROSSED PATHS” RIGHT NOW AS DRAKE WAS SOMEHOW ABLE TO GET FREE EVEN WITH THAT DENT IN HIS SKULL!!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA turns around AND HE HIS MET WITH A SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE KING!!
Eve: TLA falls to a knee as Drake King pulls him in AND HOOKS HIS ARMS–
Deadprez: DRAKE LIFTS TLA IN THE AIR WITH THE DOUBLE CHICKENWING BEFORE DROPPING TLA FACEFIRST WITH THE FACEBUSTER!
Gavin Kirkland: Geez. TLA’s face bounced hard off the mat as Drake brings TLA to his feet.
Deadprez: Drake has the half-nelson applied once again AS HE TRIES FOR THE “CROWN OF THORNS” AGAIN–
Eve: IT DOESN’T WORK AGAIN AS TLA SWINGS HIS FOOT BACK AND CATCHES DRAKE BELOW THE BELT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake is down and TLA grabs the barbed wire that was around Drake’s head earlier–
Eve: HE’S WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS MIDDLE TWO FINGERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Deadprez: He’s doing some damage to himself but he doesn’t care. He wants to brutalize Drake King even if it hurts himself a little.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake is on his knees off his third low blow of the night AND TLA SHOVES HIS FINGERS RIGHT INTO THE GULLET OF DRAKE KING!
Eve: THAT’S THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! NERVE HOLD STYLE SUBMISSION AND IT’S EVEN WORSE WITH DRAKE HAVING BARBED WIRE UNDER HIS TONGUE!!
Deadprez: ANOTHER SUBMISSION APPLIED AND DRAKE NEEDS TO GET FREE AND FAST!!
Gavin Kirkland: I LOVE TLA AND THE POON PALACE BUT I ALWAYS KNEW TLA WASN’T ALL THERE UPSTAIRS!!
Deadprez: DRAKE IS STARTING TO FADE FAST! TLA MIGHT HAVE IT HERE–
Eve: JAKE SMITH WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF TLA’S HEAD BREAKS THE SUBMISSION UP!!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT DRAKE’S MOUTH! BLOOD IS BEING SPIT OUT AFTER THAT HORRIBLE SUBMISSION BY TLA!
Eve: Jake pulls TLA back to his feet AND HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE “PROPHETIC” CUTTER!
Deadprez: Dawg, TLA bounced so hard off the mat that he rolled right out of the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: I think Jake is fine with that because he is staring fire into Drake King. This is the man he wanted to finish off, especially after Drake’s actions a few weeks ago.
Eve: Jake has evil intentions on his mind as he drags Drake to the corner by the hair like the bitch Jake thinks Drake is.
Deadprez: Jake has himself positioned on the second rope AS HE GOES FOR THE “HELL ABOVE”–
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE COUNTERED WITH A BACK BODY DROP BUT JAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET! JAKE GRABS DRAKE AROUND THE WAIST AS CAROLINE IS ON THE APRON AGAIN!
Deadprez: JAKE PUSHES DRAKE TOWARDS THE ROPES AS CAROLINE GETS READY TO STRIKE–
Eve: THE MIST!! CAROLINE WITH THE MIST AGAIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DRAKE GOT OUT OF THE WAY AND JAKE GOT THE MIST!! NOT AGAIN!! NOT ANOTHER MISFIRE!!
Eve: JAKE IS BLINDED AS HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES TRYING TO GET THE STING OUT AS DRAKE HITS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON CAROLINE TO SEND HER FLYING!
Deadprez: DRAKE HITS THE ROPES AND HE HITS THE CURB STOMP!!
Gavin Kirkland: “JUDGMENT DAY” BY DRAKE KING AND JAKE COULD BE DONE!! THE GOSPEL OF DRAKE PREVAILS AGAIN AS HE DROPS DOWN TO ROLL JAKE OVER FOR THE COVER–
Eve: MEXICAN! DESTROYER! TLA CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE TO HIT HIS OWN VERSION OF THE FLIP PILEDRIVER AND DRAKE WAS SPIKED ON HIS OWN HEAD!
Deadprez: DRAKE GOES OUT OF THE RING AND TLA TAKES ADVANTAGE AS HE SCRAMBLES OVER TO GET THE COVER ON JAKE HIMSELF!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ starts playing again as the crowd starts to cheer as TLA slowly rolls off of Jake. TLA takes a moment to catch his breath as Gina Romano announces the final decision of the match.)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… VOLTAGE’S T! L! A!
Deadprez: Well we were expecting a fight between these three and that’s exactly what we got. These three let their blood, sweat, and tears do the talking as these three showed exactly why they are all members of the EAW Hall of Fame.
Gavin Kirkland: The match was good, but it also sucked.
Eve: Why?
Gavin Kirkland: BECAUSE SHOWDOWN LOST!! JAKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TRIUMPHANT AND SHOW WHY HE WAS THE BEST AND HE GOT PINNED! NOW WE HAVE TO HEAR VOLTAGE GLOAT!!
Eve: Stop crying! This match could have gone to any competitor. All three of them gave everything they had, and yes I am giving Drake credit and no I am not sick either.
(TLA is back on his feet as the referee raises his arm in victory before going to check on Jake. TLA turns around and sees the luxury suite where Dr. Bethany Blue is and points directly at her. Seconds later, Bethany stands up and actually smiles and claps for TLA!)
Deadprez: Well that is an interesting development considering what has gone on in the last few weeks. I can only wonder what Bethany is thinking right now. Is the smile and appreciation legitimate or is it all an act?
Gavin Kirkland: Who cares? Jake lost and it sucks. He was doing so well until Caroline’s mist backfired on him… AGAIN!
Eve: Honestly, this match was full of skill but it came down to opportunity as TLA struck when the iron was hot and he was the one who left with a huge victory.
Deadprez: She’s right! Three Hall of Famers went into battle and it was TLA who stood tall and leaves with the win tonight. Give all the credit to Jake and Drake, but we offer our congratulations once again to TLA for the very hard fought win.
(The final shot shows Drake not happy as he recovers on the outside before cutting to Caroline rolling into the ring to check on Jake before showing TLA still pointing right at the luxury suite where Bethany is while she is smiling and clapping as the camera shot fades elsewhere….)
(The final graphic to the main event match is shown.)
(https://imgur.com/1Tvvcef)
(The camera slowly pans around, the huge structure now being seen in all of its glory, from top to bottom, cage after cage after cage, the smallest one at the top before slowly lowering down to the biggest one, completely surrounding the ring, all of the fans watching and moving around are absolutely excited for what they are about to see. The camera then cuts to Gina Romano, over by the ringside area rather than the ring.)
Gina Romano: The following contest… IS A TEMPLE OF TRIALS MATCH!!!!
(The crowd roars even more, as Gina continues with the explanation.)
Gina Romano: On the outside, our elitists will occupy two small vertical cages, with each team of four entering one cage. Two participants, one from each team, will climb their respective ladder to the very top, before entering down the trap door into the top level to start the match. After five minutes have passed, the next member may enter by climbing their ladder. This will be followed by a two minute interval for the next cycle of competitors who enter the match. Each cage contains a lever that will open the next trap door to progress down the Temple of Trials, with only a 30 second interval for the trap doors to remain open. Even including the exit door itself. In the first and second cage, at random intervals, weapons will also drop down for the competitors to use. The first team to ESCAPE the final cage, will be declared the VICTORS… IN THE TEMPLE, OF, TRIALS!!!!!!!
(“Another World” by Gojira plays across the speakers and the crowd quickly grows negative, huge boos being heard all around the arena. Silas World makes their way out side by side, a team with everything on the line, a team with one single goal. To reign at the top of Showdown. They all come out wearing matching colors, black with silver, Brianna poses confidently, Pandora tilts her hat, showing her Cheshire grin, Harper spreading her arms to the side, her National Elite Championship shining in the lights all while Donovan looks down, towel right over his head… before taking it off and then looking forward with a serious and focused expression, Silas Mason stands right behind them, in a rare moment showing an expression of focus too, as the whole of Silas World walks forward.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE TEAM OF DONOVAN DUKE, HARPER LEE, PANDORA PAISLEY AND BRIANNA HILL, SILAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Eve: This is it, huh? Many months of having to deal with this group, seeing many dreams being broken, seeing the determination of many being reduced to nothing, hearing many many stories of this man, Silas Mason, coming to many companies and then ruining them almost as if art of black magic, acting as if he knows what he is doing, acting as if he has all the answers in his palm when he is nothing else but a con-man, a con-man that has ruined the lives of many here in EAW, and has changed the trajectories of others in chaotic and destructive ways. They can’t take a win again, not when the pride of this brand, and the many people fighting for it are doing everything they can to make sure THEY don’t succeed.
Gavin Kirkland: Just say you are jealous, Eve!
Deadprez: Great example here, Gavin! Because you sound exactly like those people in Silas World, Silas using their own selfishness, their own greed to make them follow along with him, it is all about that, the wish to be successful here in EAW, that is how Donovan got roped into it, that is how Harper got roped into it, that is how Brianna got roped into it, that is how Pandora was FORCED into it, it is manipulating the wish to become something here in EAW that Silas is here right now, it is why he has this group, and it is the objective to shatter the illusion and stop him.
Gavin Kirkland: ..WOOOOO, LET’S GO SILAS WORLD!!!!!!
(Silas World is able to reach their cage, all of them gather up, talking and whispering, planning and strategizing, before quickly, Pandora leaves and then goes to climb up the ladder, as the rest of Silas World enters the cage, clear who was going to enter first. Silas takes a seat right next to the cage as Pandora gets to the top.)
(Then, as the camera pans back to the stage… Incredibly loud cheers ring out for this team. It is clear who is next, “Gloria” plays, Bea Valentine rushing forward, twirling around across the stage and standing over to the side, lifting her hands up and posing. “Bad Blood” follows through, Auburn walking forward, keeping a confident smile on her face, confident about this battle, confident to keep going, she stands right beside Bea. “New Devil” plays next, Daryl Kinkade walking forward, his expression focused, his eyes full of determination, he takes off the hood and then stands right next to Auburn, raising his arms and hyping up the crowd as finally, “We’re All Mad Here” plays, and Impact walks forward, sauntering down forward, a neutral expression in his face, simply taking in the cheers for the crowd, the support for every single person standing right there in that entrance. Kennedy and Alana walk forward, this time standing beside the whole team, Kennedy keeping her head up, a confident grin on her face, knowing how much this battle meant. They all walk forward!)
Gina Romano: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, THE TEAM OF IMPACT, DARYL KINKADE, AUBURN WARE, AND BEA VALENTINE, TEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Eve: Kennedy Street has had enough, she has seen at firsthand what Silas Mason is capable of, what he can create and what he can destroy if he puts his mind to it, and she has stayed over to the side as he saw this man ruin many companies, but now after almost two years of being the General Manager of Showdown, after actually falling in love with the position and growing to be better with every attempt, with every mistake and accomplishment, seeing Silas Mason insert himself into her life yet again, and this time trying to damage something that she has created herself, it has finally made her take action, it has finally made her give the fight back to Silas Mason, and stop him, stop his group once and for all.
Deadprez: Each individual has their reason to be here, either from jealousy, either from hate and ego, either from betrayal and heartbreak, Silas World has given it to them, Silas World has created such problems that can’t be ignored, that can’t easily be dismissed, damn it, that is why they are right here, right now! To be able to stop this evil, to be able to bring everything back to normal to the Land of Elite, to Showdown, to where WE WRESTLE! And tonight, damn it, they’re gonna wrestle until they can’t go on any longer!
(The support of the entire crowd can be heard as the four wrestlers go down the ramp, it was all hanging on this. In this match. They needed to do this, now or never. They reach their respective cages, all four of them strategizing too and moving to see who would go. And it seems they decide on Auburn, as she turns and then walks over to go up the ladder to the top. Kennedy and Alana take their respective seats right next to the cages as the rest of the team enters. The referees lock the cages.)
(Auburn drops down the trap door and lands in the first cage, standing right across Pandora. The two of them do not say anything to each other as they circle around for a moment, waiting, preparing, as finally…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: AND THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WOWOOOOWOWOOWOWOWOWWOWDOKODFKOSDFKODKOSDFFDFKO!!!
Eve: HERE WE GO! THE ONES STARTING OFF THE MATCH ARE NONE OTHER THAN AUBURN WARE FROM TEAM KENNEDY AND PANDORA PAISLEY FROM SILAS WORLD! A familiar setting for Pandora since two years ago she was the one to start the Temple of Trials Match for her team!
Gavin Kirkland: And this time baby, we are going to get the W right here! We don’t need to rely on bums to be able to help us out, we got an all star tag team this time!
Deadprez: You do realize her boyfriend was among that team last time?
Gavin Kirkland: I rest my case.
Eve: Pandora and Auburn actually circle around here across the steel floor, Pandora keeping her grin as she stares straight at Auburn-
Deadprez: AND AUBURN RUSHES AT PANDORA WITHOUT EVEN WAITING! AUBURN HITS HER SUDDENLY WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AND SHE TAKES PANDORA DOWN! Auburn is not willing to wait any longer on getting her hands on Pandora here! She actually gets on top of her and is throwing strike after strike trying to wear Pandora down!
Eve: Pandora is able to move though and then push Auburn away with her legs! She rolls away and then gets up quickly, trying to use Auburn’s rage against her and then trying to smash her right against the wall of the cage! Pandora is able to quickly get out of the way!
Deadprez: But Auburn is able to stop herself right before smashing against the wall here! She tries to turn and then go back to attack Pandora- Pandora suddenly ducks down and then she picks Auburn right up onto her shoulders! She tries to go for that Samoan Drop here, but being dropped into that steel floor is going to damage Auburn’s back badly!
Eve: Auburn is able to elbow Pandora right in the side of her face and then get her to let go! Auburn quickly grabs her from behind and she looks forward with a determined look- SHE IS ABLE TO LIFT PANDORA WITH A HIGH ANGLE- GERMAN SUPLEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!! PANDORA FALLS HARD AGAINST THE STEEL FLOOR AND HER UPPER BACK MUST FEEL ON FIRE! She barely lifted her head in time! One more second and she could have been slammed right onto her head! She rolls away and Auburn rises with a huge crowd cheering for her here!
Gavin Kirkland: Alright, this is not a good start for us at all, but we will create that comeback!
Eve: Is this dude talking like he is the coach- whatever. Pandora is down in the ground after getting suplexed like that- and wait, what is Auburn trying to do?!
Deadprez: She is already planning to go for something crazy here right off the bat! She is scaling up the cage walls as fast as she can! The top cage is the smallest out of the three so it doesn’t take long for Auburn to grab onto the top of the cage!
Eve: Pandora is slowly rising up to her feet and trying to come back to her senses all while Auburn is swinging back and forth on the roof! Auburn is willing to risk it all to make sure that she can get Pandora weakened right at the start! PANDORA IS UP TO HER FEET!
Deadprez: AS AUBURN IS ABLE TO SWING FORWARD AND THEN LET GO! SHE GOES FOR A HUGE DIVING HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP OF THE SMALL CAGE! “GONE GIRL!!!”
Gavin Kirkland: BUT PANDORA CATCHES HER AT THE LAST SECOND AND PLANTS HER INSTEAD WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR! BAAAANGGG! BYE BYE AUBURN! Okay you are not leaving yet but that ended up hurting!
Eve: That was not the result Auburn was looking for at all! And now Pandora is spreading her arms and taking in the negative reaction from the crowd.
(FIVE!)
(FOUR!!)
(THREEE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(ONE!!!!!)
( # BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND IT JUST GOT BETTER FOR US BECAUSE MY GOAT IS IIIINNNNNNNNNN!!! HARPER LEE GOES TO RUSH OUT OF HER CAGE AND THEN CLIMB UP TO THE TOP CAGE! GO HARPER!!!
Deadprez: It gets worse for us too, great! Harper goes through the trap door and jumps down! It is now a two on one against Auburn here!
( ### Buzz!!!!!!! )
Eve: What?! No way! What kind of bad luck is this- THE WEAPONS FOR THE TOP CAGE DROP DOWN JUST AS HARPER ENTERS!
Gavin Kirkland: Even we are blessed by GOD himself! Do you see what happens when you are on the side of Silas World?! You just keep winning!
Deadprez: I would like to doubt that in every way! Pandora is stomping hard on Auburn’s back and Harper ends up taking off two kendo sticks right off the wall! She walks back and then throws one towards Harper! Auburn!
Eve: AND BOTH HARPER AND PANDORA START THROWING A FLURRY OF KENDO STICK SHOTS TO THE BACK OF AUBURN! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AS THE WEAPON PUNISHES AUBURN AND THEN WEARS HER DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE LADIES WITH ONE LAST SHOT AT THE SAME TIME! I love the sound of victory ringing out!
Eve: Harper seems content enough with the kendo sticks, preparing herself for the next person to enter but Pandora is walking over and moving to grab another weapon… She pulls out a chain!
Deadprez: She is wrapping it around her fist here and she is waiting here for Auburn to rise up to her feet, if she hits her right across the head with that steel chain Auburn will be seriously hurt! PANDORA RUSHES FORWARD TO HIT HER DOWN!
Eve: AND AUBURN IS ABLE TO DUCK DOWN AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! Pandora ends up hitting nothing at all and almost lets the chain slip here! Yet again without any fear Auburn moves towards the cage walls, pushing through the pain and then climbing it up in a very fast manner! Pandora actually calls Harper to help her here and she obliges-
Deadprez: But that may have been a very bad decision for the both of them! Auburn moves like a gazelle- AND THEN SHE FLIES OFF LIKE AN EAGLE! WITH A HUGE DIVING CROSSBODY FROM THE STEEL CAGE WALL, SHE IS ABLE TO TAKE HARPER AND PANDORA DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: Just when you think you can count her out, Auburn Ware once more impresses in every way! She rises up and she is trying to show she can stand up against a 2 vs 1 here!
Deadprez: Auburn is capable of rolling through and then getting up to her feet! She runs forward- A DOUBLE DROPKICK TAKES BOTH HARPER AND PANDORA DOWN AS THEY TRY TO GET UP! Auburn moves quickly and then rushes to get towards the kendo stick over the floor! Auburn looks at the two of them, seemingly trying to decide-
Gavin Kirkland: AND SHE DECIDES TO ATTACK MY GOAT HARPER LEE?! SHE SWINGS THE KENDO STICK DOWN LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED! I THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE AUBURN BUT NOT WHEN YOU ARE ATTACKING SOMEONE LIKE THAT!
Eve: They were just ganging up on Auburn a few minutes ago! Auburn finally throws the kendo stick down one more time against Harper’s back-
Deadprez: AS PANDORA THEN HITS HER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH HER PUNCH WRAPPED AROUND THAT CHAIN! DAMN MAN!
Eve: A loud thud can be heard as Auburn falls down and then Pandora mounts over her- she starts throwing punch after punch on the top of Auburn’s head! S- Some blood is already starting to pour down her forehead! All while Harper is laughing to herself as she slowly pushes herself up!
Gavin Kirkland: Told you that you shouldn’t have messed with us! Stay down if you know it is good for you- wait, I don’t think that is the phrase. Stay down knowing- ah whatever.
Deadprez: BUT IT ISN’T LASTING LONG! LOOK AT THE TIME!
(FIVE!)
(FOUR!!)
(THREEE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(ONE!!!!!)
( # BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: BEA VALENTINE BURSTS OUT OF THERE, ENERGIZED AND READY TO GO! The crowd roars in cheers as she quickly rushes up and then climbs up! Jumping through the trap door at the top all while Auburn is slowly losing movement! BEA IS HERE TO HELP HER THOUGH!
Deadprez: Harper turns and then rushes towards Bea- BUT BEA TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SURPRISING LARIAT! She runs forward as Pandora turns in response hearing someone falling down onto the floor- AND SHE TRIES TO MOVE SEEING BEA WASN’T THE ONE WHO WAS DOWN! BEA TAKES HER DOWN WITH A HUGE LOU THESZ PRESS AND SHE STARTS THROWING A FLURRY OF STRIKES RIGHT AT HER HEAD! Giving Pandora some punishment from what she did to Auburn!
Gavin Kirkland: Man, send her back to those irrelevant movies! She is not going to do much, you are just preventing the inevitable- OW!
Eve: You are not sounding like Thanos, dude. Bea gets off Pandora and then moves quickly to go check up on Auburn. Dang, the blood is flowing down from Auburn’s forehead but she is still moving and slowly getting up, Bea is already in the movement and moving to grab a weapon from another wall- A TRASH CAN! BEA HOLDS IT UP OVER HER HEAD TRIUMPHANTLY! SHE RUNS FORWARD- AND SLAMS IT RIGHT AGAINST HARPER! BEFORE MOVING AND THEN HITTING IT RIGHT ACROSS PANDORA’S HEAD AS WELL! BEA VALENTINE IS ON FIRE!
Deadprez: Bea throws it down onto the floor and then she tells Auburn to quickly follow her! Auburn pushes through the pain and then gets right to the side of Bea! Harper slowly gets up and then turns- right towards Bea and Auburn! The two of them grab her and put her arms over their heads! LIFTING HER UP- AND THEN SLAMMING HER DOWN WITH A HUGE DOUBLE SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE TRASH CAN!
Gavin Kirkland: She is going to tank that in a few seconds, pay attention.
Eve: Harper is laying on the floor in pain after that suplex.
Gavin Kirkland: Ah! Playing possum! What a genius.
Deadprez: Siiighh… well, at least Bea and Auburn finally have the scales of the battle in their favor this time! Bea is ready to continue giving the fight to Silas World as she goes to grab another weapon off of the wall while Auburn takes the time to wipe the blood off of her face, what is- huh?
Gavin Kirkland: …DID BEA VALENTINE JUST TAKE A KITCHEN SINK OFF OF THE WALL???? WHERE THE HELL DID THEY FIND ONE TO PUT THERE????
Eve: THAT IS A PORCELAIN KITCHEN SINK! BEA PUTS IT DOWN AND SHE IS PLANNING TO SLAM HARPER’S HEAD RIGHT INTO IT! Bea grabs the weakened Harper and goes to lift her up, Harper quickly realizing what she is trying to do and trying to struggle! Bea-
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Deadprez: PANDORA PAISLEY JUST PULLED DOWN ON THAT LEVER! THE DOOR TRAP TO THE MIDDLE LEVEL OPENS! THERE IS ONLY AN INTERVAL OF 30 SECONDS HERE!
Eve: BEA TURNS HEARING THE SIREN- BUT HARPER HOLDS HARD ONTO HER! HARPER JUMPS ONTO HER AND GRASPS HER ARMS TIGHTLY AROUND BEA, PREVENTING HER FROM MOVING!
Deadprez: It is only when Auburn turns and realizes what is happening- THAT SHE ENDS UP HAVING A STEEL CHAIR SLAMMED INTO HER BACK! AUBURN TILTS FORWARD- AND PANDORA PUSHES HER! AUBURN FALLS THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR AND DOWN ONTO THE MIDDLE CAGE! Pandora jumps through with her chair!
Eve: Bea tries to struggle and then rush to go help Auburn- but it is too late! The trap door closes and everyone is separated!
( Top Level: Bea and Harper
Middle Level: Auburn and Pandora
Bottom Level: )
Eve: What the hell just happened?! Pandora for some reason threw Auburn into the middle cage and followed after her! She brought a weapon with her since the weapons in the middle level haven’t dropped yet, but I am confused about everything else!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh Eve, you poor soul, don’t you realize what just happened? This is our greatest plan yet!
(FIVE!)
(FOUR!!)
(THREEE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(ONE!!!!!)
( # BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: BECAUSE NOW THE QUEEN IS IN! BRIANNA HILL RUSHES OUT OF THERE AND GOES TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP CAGE! WE ARE SO SMART, BABY!
Eve: Oh my gosh… Bea is the one who was all alone this time! Their plan was to separate each member by level because they have the advantage! I can’t believe this! And now Brianna is down on the top level here!
Deadprez: Bea is not staying down though! She finally grabs Harper and then slams her down onto the ground! SOCCER KICK RIGHT ACROSS HER BACK MAKES HER LEAN FORWARD! As Bea points over and then she decides to gather some distance here, running towards that wall and back- TRYING TO GO FOR A SHINING WIZARD RIGHT AT HARPER’S HEAD!
Eve: BRIANNA HILL COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHES A HAMMER RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF BEA’S KNEE RIGHT BEFORE SHE CAN DELIVER THE SHINING WIZARD! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?!
Gavin Kirkland: MY QUEEN PICKED IT RIGHT OFF THE WALL WHEN SHE DIDN’T NOTICE! THERE WE GO, LADIES!
Deadprez: Bea just fell down hard against the steel floor! Jesus man, that did not sound good at all! Harper starts laughing to herself once more as she pushes herself up again, and in the middle level, Auburn is completely defenseless as Pandora starts slamming that steel chair over and over again onto her back! And Auburn has no way of defending herself without a weapon! She can’t fight a battle empty handed against a steel chair continuing to be swung her way!
Gavin Kirkland: My queen grabs onto that leg of Bea- AND THEN SHE LOCKS IN THAT LEG SHE HIT WITH THE HAMMER! LOOK AT THAT FIGURE FOUR! Look at the technical skills of the Butterfly Queen, she has 2000 holds stored up in the arsenal ready to go as well!
Eve: This, to me, is just a strategy of cowards, basically picking away at each and every single member and then trying to isolate them, it’s just not fair!
Gavin Kirkland: The world is not fair, Eve! My goat Harper turning towards the wall and then taking out another weapon- uh okay, I am actually going to close my eyes for this one.
Deadprez: HARPER ENDED UP TAKING OFF A SYRINGE! But the syringe has nothing at all! What the hell is she planning to do with it if there is nothing to inject! She kneels over towards the trapped Bea Valentine, Bea trying her damndest to somehow turn the tables- Harper grabs her by her head and holds the body of the syringe!
Eve: AND HARPER STARTS TO REPEATEDLY STAB THE SYRINGE IN THE FOREHEAD OF BEA! ARE YOU KIDDING?!
Deadprez: HARPER IS NOT STABBING DEEP AT ALL, BUT THEY ARE PRECISE AND QUICK STABS THAT ARE SLOWLY CUTTING UP BEA VALENTINE!
(And then suddenly, there is a sound of disgust that rings all over the arena.)
Eve: A-A RIVER OF BLOOD SUDDENLY SPROUTS FROM BEA’S FOREHEAD!!! I THINK HARPER ENDED UP HITTING A SMALL ARTERY AND NOW BLOOD IS COMPLETELY FLOWING FROM BEA’S FACE AND COVERING IT IN CRIMSON!
Gavin Kirkland: AAAHHH! IT’S DISGUSTING!!!
Deadprez: Harper keeps a sadistic grin on her face, but… actually for a few seconds she stops! She actually seems taken aback, I don’t think she expected for all of that blood to come out!
Eve: AND THAT HUMAN REACTION IS WHAT BEA NEEDS! SHE BITES RIGHT ONTO HARPER’S HAND! SHE SCREAMS AND LETS GO OF THE NEEDLE, JUST AS BEA IS ABLE TO CATCH THE NEEDLE!!!
Deadprez: AS SHE STABS IT RIGHT INTO THE THIGH OF BRIANNA HILL!!! BRIANNA LETS OUT AN EVEN BIGGER SCREAM OF PAIN AND LETS GO OF THE HOLD!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER TRIES TO LOCK IN A SLEEPER HOLD! SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE BEA LOSE MORE BLOOD! YEAAAH, TAP THAT WOMAN OUT!
Deadprez: Yeah, too bad her arms are like goddamn wood sticks! BEA PUSHES THROUGH! SHE TAKES THE SYRINGE OFF OF BRIANNA’S THIGH- AND SHE SMASHES THE GLASS BODY OF THE SYRINGE RIGHT AGAINST HARPER’S ARM!!!
Eve: BITS AND PIECES OF GLASS STICKS TO HER ARM AND HARPER LETS GO IN EVEN MORE PAIN! She turns away and then tries to get those glass pieces off of her arm, all while Brianna is holding onto that small stab in her thigh! Bea slowly rolls over, trying to move and get up, her body wobbling from the blood loss…
Deadprez: HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!
(FIVE!)
(FOUR!!)
(THREEE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(ONE!!!!!)
( # BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: DARYL KINKADE RUNS OUT OF HIS TEAM’S CAGE! HE DOES NOT WAIT AT ALL AS HE CLIMBS UP AND RUSHES TO GO FOR BEA’S RESCUE! HE DROPS DOWN THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR!
Deadprez: HARPER RUNS FORWARD AND SHE TRIES TO HIT DARYL RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH AN IRON PIPE!
Eve: DARYL DUCKS DOWN RIGHT IN TIME AND HARPER ENDS UP SWINGING AT NOTHING! HE RUNS TOWARDS A RISING BRIANNA HILL AND THEN HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! He turns and then has his sight set back on Harper! Harper tries to swing one more time!
Deadprez: AS DARYL SLIDES RIGHT THROUGH AND UNDER HER LEGS! DARYL LIFTS HER UP FROM BEHIND AND HAS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE FLIPS HER AROUND- TRANSITIONING RIGHT INTO A HUGE POWERBOMB AGAINST THE STEEL FLOOR! Daryl rises and then lifts his arms up to the fans, getting loud support from the crowd! He rushes quickly to go check up on Bea!
( Top Level: Bea, Daryl, Brianna and Harper
Middle Level: Auburn and Pandora
Bottom Level: )
Eve: Auburn has been trying to hold onto consciousness long enough to try and wait for support, but she doesn’t have it yet! She falls against the steel cage wall and Pandora lifts up the chair… PREPARING TO SLAM IT RIGHT AGAINST HER HEAD!
( ### Buzz!!!!!!! )
Deadprez: AND FINALLY AUBURN HAS SOME LUCK ON HER SIDE! THE WEAPONS FOR THE MIDDLE CAGE DROP! ONE HANGS RIGHT NEXT TO HER!
Gavin Kirkland: THE HELLCAT SWINGS!!!
Eve: AS AUBURN DEFLECTS IT WITH A SWING FROM A BASEBALL BAT! THE CHAIR GOES FLYING- AND NOW AUBURN SWINGS RIGHT AT PANDORA’S GUT! PANDORA DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN- AND THE BAT SWINGS RIGHT AT HER SPINE! AUBURN IS FEELING THE ADRENALINE GO THROUGH HER! SHE RUNS TOWARDS THE CHAIR THAT FLEW OVER TO THE SIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: MY HELLCAT IS NOT DOWN YET! SHE RISES IN DEFIANCE AND GOES TO A-
( ### CRAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! )
Eve: AUBURN SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF PANDORA’S HEAD! THE SEAT PART BREAKS UPON IMPACT AND PANDORA JUST COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! Auburn does so as well!
Gavin Kirkland: Nevermind.
Deadprez: BACK TO THE TOP! HARPER HAS THAT PIPE AROUND DARYL’S NECK AND IS HOLDING ONTO HIS BACK, TRYING TO- Okay, I think she is just trying to annoy him because it is only making Daryl angrier than before!
Gavin Kirkland: She is trying to prevent Daryl from helping Bea, dummy! Look at how she is moving, she is stumbling all over and looking like she is about to fall! Brianna just needs to give her like a two tap and she is done! She is still dealing with that puncture in her thigh but- SHE STILL RUNS AT THE WEAKENED BEA! “HITS DIFFERENT” BABY!!!
Eve: BEA BURSTS FORWARD AND CATCHES HER BEFORE SHE CAN HIT THE SHINING WIZARD! SHE TRIES TO LIFT HER UP AND THEN SMASH HER FACE INTO THAT KITCHEN SINK!
Deadprez: WELL PLACED SHOT INTO THE RIBS! Bea lets go and Brianna quickly turns, grabbing onto her head- AND BRIANNA TRYING TO GO FOR A SAITO SUPLEX! TO SMASH THE BACK OF BEA’S HEAD!
Eve: BEA SOMEHOW FINDS ENOUGH STRENGTH TO LIFT BRIANNA UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MY QUEEN SCRATCHES RIGHT ACROSS BEA’S FOREHEAD AND MAKES MORE BLOOD COME OUT! BEA WAVERS AND FALLS! She is so smart!
Eve: BEFORE BEA LIFTS HER BACK UP AGAIN FOR ONE LAST BURST! FIREMAN’S CARRY DRIVER SENDS BRIANNA’S HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE KITCHEN SINK!
Deadprez: THE PORCELAIN BURSTS FROM THE WEIGHT AND IT CUTS BRIANNA’S HEAD, MAKING BLOOD GUSH OUT EVERYWHERE! GAWDDAMN!!!!!
Eve: DARYL SENDS HARPER BACK FIRST AGAINST THE WALL AND THEN THROWS HER OFF OF HIM! HE RUNS TO-
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Gavin Kirkland: THAT EVIL BRITISH MAN PULLED THE LEVER! THE TRAP DOOR TO THE MIDDLE LEVEL IS OPEN YET AGAIN!
Eve: Daryl rushes and then helps Bea move, the two of them drag the barely conscious Brianna and throw her right down the middle level! Just as Daryl helps Bea move and then hop down!
Deadprez: Daryl follows through!
Gavin Kirkland: That is what you think- BECAUSE HARPER HOLDS ONTO DARYL’S FOOT AT THE LAST SECOND! HE HOLDS HIM BACK!
Eve: AND THE TRAP DOOR CLOSES! DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN! Brianna and Bea were able to pass through but Daryl is stuck on top with Harper and…
(FIVE!)
(FOUR!!)
(THREEE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(ONE!!!!!)
( # BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gavin Kirkland: THE DEVIOUS ONE HIMSELF, DONOVAN DUKE!!! HE RUNS OUT AND MAKES A BEELINE STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
Eve: DARYL IS ABLE TO KICK HARPER RIGHT OFF OF HIM! TRYING TO GO FOR A SUDDEN DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP- BUT HARPER ROLLS AWAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND HE ENDS UP GETTING NOTHING! HE LOOKS UP-
Gavin Kirkland: And sees Donovan falling down right in front of him! Ooohh, BABY! HERE WE GO!!!
Deadprez: AND THE TWO MEN RUSH FORWARD WITHOUT ANY OTHER WORDS, MEETING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND BEGINNING TO THROW FOREARM AFTER FOREARM, TRYING TO TAKE THE OTHER ONE DOWN!
( Top Level: Daryl, Harper and Donovan
Middle Level: Auburn, Bea, Pandora and Brianna
Bottom Level: )
Eve: Bea and Brianna are out in the ground, trying to recover from their wounds as Auburn is trying everything that she can to get to that lever and get to the bottom, but Pandora, her face bloodied from that chair shot, is trying everything in her power to prevent Auburn from reaching! She is pulling her arm while she got that Octopus Stretch locked in far!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at the determination of the Hellcat! Pulling and trying to give Auburn a lesson, but she is still trying to reach forward and get that lever! It’s useless!
Eve: What is useless is Pandora trying everything in her power to not let anybody else go through to the bottom! What the hell does Silas World have planned?!
Deadprez: Well, I can tell you what they plan now! BECAUSE HARPER TRIES TO SEND A “DRAGON FIST” RIGHT AT DARYL, HER FIST WRAPPED AROUND IN THAT CHAIN!!!
Eve: DARYL DUCKS UNDER IN TIME AND AVOIDS IT! SENDING AN ELBOW TO HARPER AND A CHOP TO DONOVAN! HE IS HOLDING HIS OWN AGAINST THE TWO OF THEM AS BEST AS HE CAN! HE RUNS FORWARD AND TRIES TO GO FOR A HURRICANRANA ONTO DONOVAN!
Deadprez: BUT DONOVAN PUTS OUT HIS HANDS IN TIME FOR A HANDSTAND AND FLIPS THROUGH! HE JUMPS FOR A HURRICANRANA OF HIS OWN!
Eve: AND DARYL DOES THE SAME! FLIPPING RIGHT THROUGH WITH A HANDSTAND! HE RUNS FORWARD TOWARDS DONOVAN! “BOW DOWN TO THE KINK!!!”
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN DUCKS DOWN! HE SPINS FOR THE “FORCE OF WILL”!!!
Eve: STOPPED BY A THRUST KICK RIGHT TO HIS JAW! DONOVAN DOESN’T GO DOWN AS DARYL POINTS!!!
Deadprez: BUT A CHAIN FLIES AND SUDDENLY WRAPS AROUND HIS THROAT! NO WAY! A CHAIN ASSISTED “HOUSE OF BALLOONS” FROM HARPER LEE!!!!
Eve: DARYL GOES DOWN AND HARPER KEEPS HIM IN THE GROUND, PULLING THE CHAIN ON HIS NECK AND TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT! All while Donovan puts his hand on his singlet… AND HE PULLS OUT SILAS’ BRASS KNUCKLES! OF COURSE HE HAS THEM!
Deadprez: Daryl has nowhere to go like this! Donovan grabs him by the head- and he starts PUMMELING HIS FIST RIGHT ON THE TOP OF DARYL’S HEAD! Over and over again! The brass knuckles making contact with his skin and starting to open it up- man, of course he starts bleeding as well!
Eve: Daryl tries to struggle but with the chain around his neck and the brass knuckles making contact with his skull over and over, as the cheers die down with every shot! With every bit of blood that flows down!
Deadprez: And these two… are giving each other a kiss after each blow to the head of Daryl :francis:
Gavin Kirkland: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! BLAAAGHHHH! COME ON GUYS, FOCUS ON THE DANG MATCH!!!
Eve: At least no one sitting here at this desk is happy. Daryl’s eyes glaze over after he looks down at his blood dripping to the canvas, Donovan grabbing onto his chin and then pulling back on that fist, prepared to end it!
(And then, Daryl ends up smiling in defiance, making Donovan hesitate for a few seconds, before realizing.)
(FIVE!)
(FOUR!!)
(THREEE!!!)
(TWO!!!!)
(ONE!!!!!)
( # BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Eve: TIME IS UP! IMPACT BURSTS OUT OF THERE AS THE LAST PERSON FOR TEAM KENNEDY! HE MAKES HIS WAY FORWARD TOWARDS THE CAGE, GOING TO HELP OUT DARYL!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN SEES THIS AND IS FORCED TO LET GO OF DARYL FOR NOW! RUSHING TO GO AND HIT IMPACT WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES AS SOON AS HE GOES DOWN! IMPACT DROPS AND DONOVAN RUSHES!
Eve: BUT IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE! HE HITS DONOVAN HARD ONTO THE GROUND WITH “THE ABSOLUTION”!!! THE MICHINOKU DRIVER OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES DONOVAN OUT! HARPER FINALLY LETS GO OF DARYL AND THEN SHE RUNS HERSELF, TRYING TO HIT IMPACT DOWN WITH THAT CHAIN THAT SHE HAS ON HER!
Deadprez: IMPACT CATCHES THAT CHAIN RIGHT BEFORE IT CAN HIT HIS FACE! YEAAAAAAHHH! Look at the crowd rise up with cheers now as Impact looks forward and Harper reacts in shock! HE PULLS ON THE CHAIN!
Eve: AND IMPACT CATCHES HER IN THE “MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION”!!! HE HAS THE COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN TIGHT AS HARPER STRUGGLES IN THE HOLD, THE CHEERS GETTING LOUDER AS IMPACT IS THE ONE THIS TIME THREATENING TO CHOKE HER OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER! HIT HIM WITH THE SECRET TECHNIQUE THAT WE, YES WE, HAVE BEEN PRACTICING!
Eve: SHE CLEARLY HAS NONE OF THAT AND HAS NOT BEEN PRACTICING WITH YOU IN ANY WAY! HARPER IS TRYING TO REACH FORWARD FOR ANOTHER WEAPON IN THE WALL, BUT IMPACT PULLS HER BACK-
Gavin Kirkland: RIGHT INTO A GLASS PANE BEING SMASHED RIGHT ONTO HIS BACK!!! DONOVAN DUKE WITH THE SAVE YET AGAIN! HAHAH!
Deadprez: Impact crumbles down to the ground and Harper moves forward, being able to take a breath as Donovan stands upwards, looking down at the small pieces of glass stuck to Impact’s back with a sick grin on his face!
Eve: Well… he better turn around.
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN!
Deadprez: HE TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO A LIGHT TUBE BEING SMASHED RIGHT ACROSS HIS FACE! DARYL IS UP!!! DARYL IS STILL MOVING AND STILL FIGHTING! HE GRASPS TIGHTLY ONTO DONOVAN’S HEAD AND SHOUTS AT HIM, BLOOD FLOWING DOWN HIS FACE!
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) LET’S GO, BRUV!!!!!!
Eve: DARYL TURNS DONOVAN AROUND- AND SLAMS HIM DOWN INTO THE CAGE FLOOR WITH A HUGE TIGER SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE TOP OF DONOVAN’S HEAD! DARYL RISES AND IS RUNNING ON ADRENALINE!
Deadprez: He looks down and sees both Auburn and Bea in trouble! He pushes through and gets once more towards that lever!
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: HE GOT IT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MY GOAT HARPER JUMPS ONTO DARYL’S BACK! SHE HAS THAT SYRINGE IN HER HAND AND SHE IS LOOKING TO STAB IT RIGHT AT HIM!!!
Deadprez: DARYL STRUGGLES THOUGH AND FIGHTS WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS, PUTTING HIS HANDS FORWARD AND PREVENTING HARPER FROM STABBING HIM IN THE FACE! Donovan is rising though, slowly and surely, looking right at Daryl!
Eve: BUT HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING, AS IMPACT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SPEARS HIM!!! THE TWO GO THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR AND SMASH DOWN AGAINST THE CAGE FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: ONLY 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE TRAP DOOR CLOSES!!!
Deadprez: DARYL TURNS AND RUNS STILL WITH HARPER ON HIM! HARPER FINDS HER SPOT- RAISING UP THE SYRINGE!!!
Eve: DARYL LEAPS!!! THE TWO OF THEM FALL THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR AS HE TURNS IN THE AIR!
Deadprez: AND HARPER GETS SQUISHED BETWEEN THE CAGE FLOOR AND DARYL’S BODY!!! DARYL USED HARPER TO LESSEN HIS FALL!!!
(The whole crowd can be heard, full of hope as Daryl rolls off of Harper, her wind very much knocked out of her after he pulled that kind of stunt, and he turns, moving quickly to try and help out his teammates.)
(But his body suddenly stops as someone stands right in front of him, his gaze slowly looks upwards… and he looks right at Pandora Paisley. Pandora stands in his way, some droplets of blood going down her face from that chair shot to the head she took. Daryl sighs heavily and then looks around him, Bea and Auburn over in the ground, tired, weak, fighting their blood loss, Impact trying his best to recover from that fall, and then looking right at Pandora.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) You have fought really hard, love.
(Daryl cracks a small smile.)
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) Wouldn’t have done it if it wasn’t for you.
(Daryl slowly rises up his arms, ready to fight, just as Pandora gets into a fighting stance herself, readying up too.)
(But out of the corner of Daryl’s eye, he quickly notices something, or someone, moving right up against the lever, but they weren’t pulling on it, they were putting… something in between the mechanism. It is then that the camera focuses over.)
Eve: …? Huh?! Brianna Hill is putting a metal bar right against the lever mechanism that opens up the trap door to the bottom! What the hell is she trying to do???
(Daryl stands there in pure confusion, wondering as well what was happening too. Before right by his side, someone rushed forward.)
Deadprez: DONOVAN DUKE BOOKS IT TOWARDS THAT LEVER LIKE A MAN POSSESSED! WHAT THE-
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: DONOVAN PULLS IT DOWN BUT AS SOON AS HE DOES, BRIANNA PUTS PRESSURE ONTO THE MECHANISM WITH THE BAR!
(SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!)
Deadprez: AND DONOVAN BREAKS OFF THE LEVER, WHAT???????
(And then it is when Daryl fully realizes what is happening.)
Eve: THEY ARE TRYING TO TRAP THE OTHER TEAM IN THE MIDDLE LEVEL!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
Deadprez: DARYL TRIES TO GO GET HIS TEAMMATES!
Eve: BUT PANDORA SUDDENLY HOLDS ONTO HIM AT THE LAST SECOND, AS SHE PULLS HIM BACK- AND THE TWO SUDDENLY FALL THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR! BUT… I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Deadprez: THERE ARE ONLY 20 SECONDS REMAINING! AUBURN TRIES TO MOVE BUT HER FATIGUE IS PREVENTING HER! IMPACT TRIES TO RUSH THOUGH AND GET TO THE TRAP DOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: “LONELY STAR” OUT OF NOWHERE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! IMPACT GOES DOWN!
Eve: HARPER STILL MOVES?! Even after that kind of fall! She coughs heavily trying to get her breath back and moves quickly, getting through the trap door! No, no, no! NO WAY!
Deadprez: BRIANNA TAKES THE BROKEN LEVER WITH HER AS THE TWO LAST REMAINING MEMBERS SPRINT TOWARDS IT! AS BRIANNA LEAPS WITH ALL HER ENERGY AND IS ABLE TO GO THROUGH IT AS WELL!
Eve: 10 SECONDS! DONOVAN LEAPS HIMSELF, GETTING TO THE EDGE OF THE TRAP DOOR!
(But just as he is about to pass… Donovan feels his leg getting grabbed.)
Deadprez: BEA VALENTINEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BEA IS STILL ALIVE! SHE DID A LEAP HERSELF AT THE LAST SECOND AND GRABBED ONTO DONOVAN’S LEG!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT??? DONOVAN TRIES TO STOMP HER WITH HIS OTHER LEG, BUT THIS CRAZY WOMAN HOLDS ON!
Eve: 5 SECONDS LEFT! DONOVAN IS RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE TRAP DOOR, BEA IS TRYING TO KEEP HIM THERE AS A WAY TO STOP IT FROM CLOSING! WHAT A MOVE!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN REALIZES THIS THOUGH… HE PULLS HIMSELF WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH! AND HE FALLS THROUGH!
Eve: BUT BRINGING BEA VALENTINE RIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM! BEA VALENTINE FALLS AS WELL!
(But sadly, there are no more other twists to follow, as just as Bea falls through… the trap door closes. Everyone finally understands and then sees what is happening, the cheers of the crowd quickly dying down as the weakened Auburn stumbles over to the mechanism, trying to pull it but… without a lever. It is useless.)
( Top Level:
Middle Level: Impact and Auburn
Bottom Level: Brianna, Donovan, Harper, Pandora, Bea and Daryl)
Eve: They… they are actually stuck there.
(Kennedy and Alana look over, in shock, worry, wondering what the hell they were going to do now with Auburn and Impact stuck up there, all while Silas is laughing uncontrollably, deep and triumphant.)
Gavin Kirkland: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! WE WON, BABY, WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
(Daryl slowly pushes himself up, instead of the cold feeling of steel, a familiar mat of the ring in his hands. He slowly looks up, Auburn looking down in desperation through the holes of the floor, Impact trying to get up, and then looks around-)
Eve: DARYL MEETS A PUNCH RIGHT AT THE SIDE OF HIS FACE BY DONOVAN! DONOVAN MOUNTS OVER HIM AND THEN HE STARTS SENDING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO HIS FACE!
Deadprez: ALL WHILE BRIANNA, HARPER AND PANDORA START STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF BEA VALENTINE! COME ON MAN!
Eve: I don’t get it! They have already won! What else do they need to do?! Maybe Daryl and Bea may have a solution with them to get them out… but I don’t know what they can do!
(Finally, the beatdown stops and Donovan pulls back, taking deep breaths in and out as Brianna walks over and talks to him.)
Brianna Hill: (off-mic) Hey, we were just supposed to bring Daryl over, what do we do with that crazy woman?
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) You keep her down, us three will take care of the rest. Get the thing now.
(Brianna gives a small nod and turns, leaving the ring as best as she could from her wounds, walking over towards the door that leads out of the cage. Kennedy and Alana were feeling so hopeless that they didn’t even notice Silas moved towards the door.)
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: The door opens but Brianna is not going through it! She is actually giving the chance for Silas to stand in the doorway… He throws something inside! What?!
(What Silas throws inside is a black bag and some gloves. Brianna picks them up just as the door closes and then she rolls back inside, everyone else turns and seemingly knows what is happening… except Pandora, who looks confused at this.)
Eve: What are they- DONOVAN PULLS ON DARYL! HE LOCKS IN A DRAGON SLEEPER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, PULLING HARD ON DARYL’S NECK! Brianna passes the bag and gloves to Pandora, all while she moves and keeps Bea over in the corner, pushing her down there to prevent her from moving.
(Pandora’s confusion grows when Harper suddenly stands right beside her with a fake smile on her face.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Alright Pandy! One last step to end this and take Showdown for ourselves forever! Put on the gloves.
(Pandora has so many questions running through her head but she goes through with it, putting on the gloves.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Now, open up the bag and dump out what is inside.
(Pandora opens it up and then takes out what is inside on the floor… and her eyes widened in pure shock.)
Eve: DRY ICE!!! DRY ICE JUST CAME OUT OF THE BAG!
Gavin Kirkland: …? Guys, it is just ice! What is so shocking!
Deadprez: You goddamn dummy! DRY ice is different! If it makes contact with the skin it freezes AND burns at the same time! It will completely tear it apart with frostbite!
Gavin Kirkland: …okay, so I didn’t sign up to Silas World for this, can we talk this over???
(Pandora turns towards Harper.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) What the hell is this for?!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) See, I was getting to that! It’s simple, really, you just need to smash the piece of dry ice into Daryl’s knee, and we are done!
(Harper moves over and then she holds down Daryl’s left knee, presenting it towards Pandora.)
Eve: HARPER IS HOLDING DOWN DARYL’S LEFT KNEE! That is the one he surgically repaired and put him out many months before his return to EAW! They can’t do this!
(Pandora finally processes what the hell is going on and looks down at Harper, showing actual anger.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) Hey! You all just told me we were going to bring him down here, beat him up to send a message and then we were going to leave! This is nowhere near that! Why was I never told about this?!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Because we knew you would not take it well, and it is better if you do it yourself! It will mess with Daryl mentally too! Hurry up now, will you?
(Pandora freezes up, seeing Daryl struggle as Donovan pulls further on the submission… She keeps talking.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) Harper, this is going to hurt him. Horribly. Especially on that knee. This is just too far, we have already won, we can just go-
(Harper shoots a glare right at Pandora.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) And we will go through all of this again and again, having all of these wannabe heroes trying to stop us many times again! Daryl deserves this from messing with us, from trying to stop YOUR progress! If we send this kind of message to everyone, if we hurt him like this, no one else will come for us because they will be too scared about what we do to them. You want to finally succeed and be that superstar, don’t you?
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Then smash his knee.
(Loud boos end up growing among the restless crowd, the expression on Pandora’s face showing how conflicted she was at this situation, trying her best to talk with her own sense of self and figure out what to do… before slowly moving down and grabbing the clump of dry ice.)
Eve: If the dry ice touches Daryl’s surgically repaired knee, the frostbite will affect the skin, the muscles and the veins and it might injure it all over again! This is inhuman!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA, DON’T BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!
Deadprez: PANDORA, THINK ABOUT THIS, DON’T YOU DARE DO THIS!!!
(Pandora lifts it up, her movements clearly hesitant, Donovan pulling further, Harper watching over with glee as she keeps Daryl’s knee down, Daryl trying his best to struggle, to prevent this, the crowd rising in boos, some looking over in fear and desperation…)
(…)
(…)
(…)
Eve: BRIANNA HILL IS SUDDENLY THROWN RIGHT AT PANDORA! THE TWO OF THEM GO DOWN!
Deadprez: BEA VALENTINE! BEA VALENTINE THREW BRIANNA AT PANDORA TO PREVENT HER FROM HURTING DARYL! THERE IS A GOD!
Gavin Kirkland: MY GOAT HARPER LETS GO OF DARYL’S KNEE! RISING UP TO GO AND TAKE DOWN BEA-
( BZZZTT! BZZTTT! BZZZTT! )
Eve: A CATTLE PROD STICKS RIGHT ONTO HARPER’S SKIN! BEA TOOK IT FROM THE MIDDLE LEVEL AND HID IT ON HERSELF! HARPER GETS ELECTROCUTED AND FALLS FORWARD, BEA CATCHING HER!
Deadprez: DARYL WITH A SECOND WIND SMASHES HIS ELBOW AGAINST DONOVAN’S FACE! DONOVAN LETS GO AND DARYL ROLLS AWAY!
Eve: BEFORE BEA THROWS HARPER RIGHT ONTO DONOVAN AND SHE SLAMS DOWN HARD AGAINST HIM! SILAS WORLD IS DOWN!
(Daryl and Bea backtrack and put their backs against each other, defending each other’s back as they get into a fighting position.)
Bea Valentine: (off-mic in a british accent) Lad… we are in deep trouble.
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) Why the hell are you- nevermind. We need to turn the tables… right now! We have to help Karl and Auburn out of there! But what the hell can we do, bruv?!
Bea Valentine: (off-mic back to her usual accent) Now, lad, I don’t know if you noticed but I have lost an ice cream tub worth of blood for the past half an hour so I am trying my best to think!
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) I am trying to figure something out as well! What the hell can we do without the lever? We can’t just go up and open it with our bare hands! We need something, anything, and quickly!
(Bea turns and then looks around at the area, looking at the fallen members of Silas World getting back up, the many weapons scattered around in the bottom level, the dry ice… and even to the outside.)
(Bea Valentine thinks, thinking like she has never thunk before.)
Bea Valentine: https://tenor.com/bWswX.gif
(And finally, she has something.)
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) EUREKA! Lad, cover me! I have a plan!
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) Wha- you think I can deal with all of them like this?!
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) It is why now, as Empress of Elite, I present to you now the title of… SUPERLAD!!!
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) Please don’t call me that.
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) FORWARD NOW, SUPERLAD!!!
Eve: BEA TURNS AND THEN RUSHES OUT OF THE RING, DETERMINATION IN HER EYES! SHE ROLLS THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS THE DOOR! SHE SHOUTS TOWARDS KENNEDY ON THE OUTSIDE!
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) KENNEDY! GLOVES AND WATER BOTTLES, STAT!
Kennedy Street: (off-mic) You got it, honey!
Eve: Kennedy orders Alana to rush around to get the water bottles and the gloves over at ringside! They are using Silas World’s strategy against them!
Gavin Kirkland: BRIANNA TRIES TO RUN TOWARDS BEA AT THE ENTRANCE, MOVING TO STOP HER!
Deadprez: AS DARYL FLIES OUT OF THE RING!!! A SASUKE SPECIAL TAKES BRIANNA HILL RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND, SUCCESSFULLY PROTECTING BEA!
Eve: Alana is able to take the water bottles from ringside and some gloves from a referee, rushing over back towards the door!
Deadprez: BUT SILAS STOPS HER RIGHT ON HER TRACKS! COME ON!
Silas Mason: (off-mic) Now, Alana, I wouldn’t do that if I were you-
Kennedy Street: (off-mic) Oh, Silas, you really think we forgot how to fight after all these years?
Eve: KENNEDY WITH A HUGE RIGHT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF SILAS’S HEAD! ALANA PASSES THE THINGS TO KENNEDY AS SILAS STUMBLES FORWARD!
Deadprez: AND ALANA STARR LIFTS SILAS UP IN THE AIR TO A HUGE WAVE OF CHEERS- BEFORE SLAMMING SILAS DOWN ONTO THE GROUND WITH A BODYSLAM! TAKE THAT!!!
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: BEA PULLS THE LEVER AND OPENS THE DOOR, AS KENNEDY THROWS THE WATER BOTTLES AND GLOVES INSIDE! The door closes and Bea puts the gloves on, grabbing two water bottles and then sliding inside!
Deadprez: HARPER FROM THE RIGHT SIDE! SHE WIELDS… SCISSORS IN HER HANDS?! THIS WOMAN IS OUT OF HER GODDAMN MIND! SHE TRIES TO STAB THEM ONTO BEA!
Gavin Kirkland: SUPERLAD COMES FROM THE SKIES AND HE TAKES DOWN MY GOAT WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM!!! He rises up as Bea moves towards the dry ice and starts stomping down on it!
Eve: DONOVAN TRIES TO HIT DARYL DOWN BUT DARYL WITH A HUGE PUMP KICK TO HIS CHEST! HE GOES FOR A SPINNING ELBOW BUT DONOVAN DUCKS DOWN AND DARYL HITS NOTHING! HE GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST AND GOES TO LIFT HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX!
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) SUPERLAD, DUCK!!!
Eve: DARYL LEANS FORWARD AND DUCKS!
Deadprez: AND BEA THROWS A SMALL CHUNK OF DRY ICE RIGHT AT DONOVAN’S FOREHEAD!!! HE SCREAMS IN PAIN AND LETS GO OF DARYL, GRABBING ONTO HIS FACE INSTEAD!
Eve: I was hoping that would do more damage but it just gave him a small burn in the left side of the forehead! He crumbles over into the corner either way!
(And only Pandora stays outside, staying still, her gaze meeting Daryl’s, as he turns and his expression stays neutral, keeping an eye on her without any of the two making a move as finally, Bea grabs the pieces of dry ice and drops them into the water bottle, closing it up.)
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) Done, superlad! YOU TWO, BACK AWAY!
(Bea signals Impact and Auburn to back away from the trap door as she points upwards to it.)
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) If you mix dry ice with water, and you let their reaction happen inside of a sealed container… you know what happens?
(BEA THROWS THE WATER BOTTLE AS FAR UP AS SHE CAN!)
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) IT EXPLODES!!!
( # BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!! )
Eve: THE WATER BOTTLE JUST EXPLODED!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Deadprez: It… IT MADE A HOLE IN THE TRAP DOOR! THE EXPLOSION CREATED A HOLE IN IT!!!
Eve: AUBURN AND IMPACT RUSH QUICKLY AND DROP DOWN THAT HOLE! THEY HAVE SUCCESSFULLY THWARTED SILAS WORLD’S PLAN! THERE IS A CHANCE TO DEFEAT THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
( Top Level:
Middle Level:
Bottom Level: Brianna, Donovan, Harper, Pandora, Bea, Daryl, Impact and Auburn)
Gavin Kirkland: EVERYONE HAS REACHED THE BOTTOM LEVEL!
(The cheers of the crowd can be heard rising up once more, Team Kennedy finally reunited, all four of them sticking together as the rest of Silas World rises up, moving together and standing opposite of them. The two teams stare each other down, many of the competitors here covered in obscene amounts of blood from all sides, their glances each showing many many emotions, but there was only one thought in all their minds. To achieve victory.)
(Then suddenly, Harper sticks her head forward, seeing she was the only one in her team who wasn’t covered in their own blood and she stands proudly.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Pfft! You losers barely did any damage to me! What saviors, huh? :mjlol:
Eve: AUBURN SUDDENLY SMASHES A CRYSTAL BALL RIGHT INTO HARPER’S FACE!!!!!!!!!! SHE GRABBED IT FROM THE MIDDLE LEVEL AS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BLOOD COMES OUT OF HER!
Deadprez: AND THAT SIGNALS FOR EVERYONE TO CLASH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! IMPACT WITH BRIANNA! DONOVAN WITH DARYL! BEA WITH PANDORA! A HUGE BATTLE BREAKS ALL AROUND!!!
Eve: AUBURN GRABS HARPER AND THEN THROWS HER OVER, HARPER FALLING RIGHT AGAINST THE STEEL WALL! IMPACT WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE SENDS BRIANNA OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Deadprez: BEA TAKES ONE OF THE WATER BOTTLES WITH HER AND SOME DRY ICE, PANDORA MOVING TO CHASE RIGHT AFTER HER! DONOVAN GRABBING THAT CATTLE PROD AND TRYING TO STAB DARYL WITH IT, BUT HE KICKS IT RIGHT OUT OF HIS HANDS!
Gavin Kirkland: I CAN’T KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE! EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!
Eve: AUBURN IS ABLE TO SEND HARPER CRASHING AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! PANDORA TAKES OFF HER GLOVES BEFORE SHE JUMPS ONTO BEA AND TRIES TO SCRATCH AT HER FACE WITH HER NAILS!
Deadprez: DONOVAN AND DARYL TAKE THEIR FIGHT TO THE RING APRON, BEGINNING TO THROW ELBOWS AND CHOPS RIGHT AT EACH OTHER! IMPACT LIFTS BRIANNA UP TO HIS SHOULDERS, MOVING TO SMASH HER AGAINST THE CAGE WALL!
Eve: BEFORE BRIANNA SLIPS OFF OF IMPACT AND THEN PUSHES HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE CAGE WALL! Brianna leans against the wall and looks over at the area around her.
(Brianna, seemingly for the first time in the whole match, realizes she has been fighting and bleeding out for almost 45 minutes, and looking at the scenery, seeing Donovan choking Daryl out with the ropes, Auburn trying to piledrive Harper onto the steel steps, and Pandora trying to hold back Bea from putting dry ice in another bottle, and basically making more bombs… she comes to the rightful conclusion.)
Brianna Hill: (off-mic) …screw this, I did my job already.
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: Wha- BRIANNA PULLS ON THE LEVER! AS SHE MOVES AND LEAVES THROUGH THE DOOR!!!
Gina Romano: BRIANNA HILL HAS ESCAPED THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Hey, a queen knows when she has to retreat and fight another day! Good decision!
Deadprez: Yeah, if she wants the team to lose! Silas World is now down 3 to 4! It seems that is what happens when you surround yourself with selfish people, who knew!
Eve: Impact sees the door open right in front of him… but does not go through it! He turns and actually heads to help out Daryl here! The door closes as Impact grabs onto Donovan’s foot and then takes him off the ring apron, preventing Daryl from being choked out as Impact starts slamming Donovan’s head right against the cage wall over and over!
Gavin Kirkland: A well-placed elbow right to the head of Impact forces him to let go! Donovan waiting for him to turn over-… GOING FOR A RUNNING KNEE LIFT!
Deadprez: AND HE GETS A HEADBUTT INSTEAD FOR HIS TROUBLES! IMPACT NOW STARTS FEELING HIMSELF, A COMBO OF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS AND ELBOWS BEING THROWN AT DONOVAN! LEFT AND RIGHT! LEFT AND RIGHT! HE IS LIGHTING HIM UP!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT OLD MAN KARL GO! ONE MORE ELBOW RIGHT AT DONOVAN’S HEAD! LIFTS HIM UP!
Deadprez: DONOVAN RETALIATES HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ELBOW! Impact lets go and Donovan grabs him by the waist, turning him over- HE TRIES TO GO FOR THAT GERMAN SUPLEX!
Eve: STUNNER OUT OF NOWHERE BY IMPACT! DONOVAN ALMOST GETS SENT FLYING HERE AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS! Impact rises and then turns, running! HERE WE GO!
Deadprez: “EVISCERATION!!!”
Eve: IS CAUGHT!!! DONOVAN WITH FREAKISH STRENGTH HOLDS IMPACT UP BY HIS LEGS! HOW?!
Deadprez: DONOVAN LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER AND WALKS FORWARD! WITH IMPACT IN HIS SHOULDERS, DONOVAN GRABS THE LEVER!
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: THE DOOR OPENS BUT IMPACT IS TRYING TO THROW DOWN ELBOW AFTER ELBOW, TRYING HIS BEST TO MAKE DONOVAN LET GO OF HIM!
Deadprez: BUT DONOVAN GOES FORWARD- AND HE POWERBOMBS IMPACT RIGHT OUT OF THE CAGE!!!
Gina Romano: IMPACT HAS ESCAPED THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS!!!
Eve: JUST LIKE THAT, THE TEAMS ARE EVEN YET AGAIN! Donovan turns with a grin on his face, and from out of the corners, he sees Harper and Pandora moving, he thinks that the coast is clear! He goes to-
Deadprez: DARYL WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE RING APRON! HE TAKES DONOVAN DOWN!
Eve: AUBURN FROM THE RING APRON HERSELF JUMPS AND SHE TAKES PANDORA DOWN WITH A HUGE CROSSBODY!
Gavin Kirkland: AND BEA COMES FROM UNDER THE RING TO STAB A PEN RIGHT IN THE BACK OF HARPER’S LEG! HARPER SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE FALLS FORWARD AGAINST THE CAGE WALL!
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) LADIES, LET’S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Eve: DARYL BOOKS IT TOWARDS THE LEVER!
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Deadprez: HE PULLS IT OPEN! HE TURNS AND SEES BEA MOVING QUICKLY TO CATCH UP!!!
Eve: BUT DARYL TURNS AND SEES PANDORA CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF AUBURN! SHE TOOK A ROPE OFF AND IS TRYING TO STRANGLE HER! DARYL RUNS OVER TO TRY AND HELP HER OUT!
Deadprez: BEFORE A RISING DONOVAN GRABS HIM AND THEN IRISH WHIPS HIM INSIDE OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: MY GOAT HARPER TAKES A METAL TRAY OFF OF THE WALL AND THEN CHUCKS IT RIGHT AT BEA’S HEAD! STOPPING HER IN HER TRACKS!
Eve: The door will close in 15 seconds! Harper catches up and pulls Bea towards some steel steps! SHE TRIES TO LIFT HER UP AND GO FOR A BRAINBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Deadprez: BEA DELIVERS A KNEE AND HARPER LETS GO, AS BEA NOW GRABS ONTO HER AND THEN TRIES TO LIFT HER UP, THIS TIME GOING FOR A LIFTING DDT!
Eve: HARPER WITH A SHOT TO HER SIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: 5 SECONDS!
Eve: HARPER TURNS, STRUGGLING AND TRYING TO GET OUT OF BEA’S GRASP… BEFORE SUDDENLY PUSHING FORWARD AND GOING TO TACKLE HER-
Deadprez: RIGHT OUT OF THE DOOR!!!!!!!! NO WAY!
Gina Romano: BEA VALENTINE AND HARPER LEE HAVE ESCAPED THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS!!!
Eve: HARPER DID NOT SEE WHERE SHE WAS GOING AT ALL, AND BY ACCIDENT MADE BEA AND HER GET OUT OF THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS!
Deadprez: BUT THE FIGHT DOES NOT STOP! BEA PULLS HARPER AND THEN STARTS THROWING HER AGAINST THE BARRICADE AND BACK TO THE WALL!
Gavin Kirkland: OLD MAN KARL SUDDENLY THROWS A PUNCH AT BRIANNA AND PANDEMONIUM HAPPENS OUTSIDE OF THE CAGE!
Deadprez: BACK TO THE RING! DONOVAN TRIES TO TAKE DOWN DARYL- BUT DARYL POPS HIM OVER- AND LETS HIM SMASH DOWN HARD AGAINST THE CORNER! THRUST KICK BY DARYL! FOLLOWED BY A HOOK KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE!
Eve: DARYL PULLS DONOVAN AND THEN LOOKS TOWARDS THE CROWD, THE CHEERS AND SUPPORT GIVE HIM THE MOTIVATION HE NEEDS! HE LIFTS DONOVAN! “MISERY LOVES COMPANY!!!”
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN JUST SMASHED THAT CATTLE PROD ONTO DARYL’S KNEE RIGHT BEFORE HE COULD LIFT HIM UP! The electricity goes up his body and Daryl lets go, trying to push through it- BUT IT IS TOO LATE! DONOVAN TURNS THE TABLES!
Deadprez: AND HE DRILLS DARYL DOWN WITH THE “RUIN AND DEMISE” IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! COME ON!
(Donovan rolls away, once more a grin appearing back on his face, the small burn mark in his face being accentuated under the bright lights as a weakened Auburn gets thrown inside and Pandora follows through, her Cheshire smile and white teeth contrasting the blood in her face.)
Eve: No, no, no… Come on! We were so close! We were right there!
Deadprez: Daryl is barely moving here, Pandora is lining it up, Auburn slowly moving and then rising up… it’s over.
Gavin Kirkland: AS THE HELLCAT RUNS FORWARD, “PANDORA’S BOX” TO THE BACK OF AUBURN’S HEAD!!!
Eve: AS AUBURN TURNS AND THEN POPS PANDORA UP AT THE LAST SECOND- A HUGE FISHERMAN BUSTER DRILLING PANDORA’S HEAD RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THERE IS A FIRE BEHIND AUBURN’S EYES AS SHE PUSHES THROUGH THE PAIN!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN COMES FROM BEHIND AND THEN JUMPS ONTO AUBURN, SPINNING OVER- AND TRYING TO LOCK IN THE “SUPREME VERDICT!!!”
Eve: BUT AUBURN CATCHES HIS LEGS AND TURNS WITH DETERMINATION! THE GTS! THE GTS!!! SHE GOES FOR “VERITY”!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN CATCHES HER LEG RIGHT AS SHE GOES FOR THE KNEE AND PULLS HER DOWN- BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO AN ANKLE LOCK OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS MAD MAN, HE WANTS TO SNAP AUBURN’S ANKLE!
Eve: AUBURN PULLS HER BODY FORWARD AND GETS OUT OF THE ANKLE LOCK, SENDING DONOVAN RIGHT ONTO THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HIM, AS HE BOUNCES OFF THEM!
Deadprez: “THIS GIRL!!!” THE HANDSPRING ELBOW CONNECTS RIGHT IN HIS JAW AND DONOVAN DROPS DOWN! AGAINST ALL ODDS, AUBURN SUCCEEDS!!!
Eve: SHE RUSHES TO GRAB THE BARELY CONSCIOUS DARYL AND PUTS HIS ARM OVER HER, SHE MOVES AND TRIES TO LEAVE THROUGH THE RING WITH HIM IN TOW, MOVING BEFORE PANDORA AND DONOVAN CAN ACT!
Deadprez: They are close… THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT! LET’S GO!
Gavin Kirkland: AUBURN STUMBLES AND ALMOST TRIPS, PUSHING THROUGH THE PAIN AND MOVING WITH THE WEIGHT OF DARYL… BUT SHE GETS TO THE LEVER!!!
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
Eve: AUBURN PULLS IT DOWN! THE DOOR OPENS! TEAM KENNEDY WINS! TEAM KENNEDY HAS IT!!!!!!!
Deadprez: AUBURN AND DARYL STEP THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SOMEONE SUDDENLY SMASHES THE DOOR RIGHT AGAINST AUBURN’S FACE!!!
Eve: SOMEONE CAME DOWN THE RAMP AND THROUGH THE OUTSIDE BRAWL UNDETECTED! WHAT THE HECK?!
(Auburn takes a hard toll with Daryl, she feels loopy and out of it, almost as if she is seeing stars after that door got smashed right into her.)
Auburn Ware: https://tenor.com/bYK3R.gif
(But she is able to concentrate and then snap out of it, looking over to see who was the person who smashed that door at her.)
Eve: …You have to be kidding me.
Deadprez: Ain’t no way…
(The camera focuses on the person, and the crowd suddenly flips with incredibly loud boos.)
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Eve: VINCENT MONDRIAN! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!
Deadprez: OH HELL NAH!
Gavin Kirkland: HAH- Actually I am not going to celebrate yet, I am considering terminating my contract with Silas World because I do not want to be associated with criminals, but they did a good move there! Very clever!
Eve: THERE IS NOT A SINGLE CONTRACT- UGH! THIS IS ALL FROM SILAS TALKING WITH HIM FOR WEEKS! HE HAS CONVINCED HIM TO ALLY WITH SILAS WORLD!
Deadprez: AND NOW DONOVAN AND PANDORA HAVE CAUGHT UP! THE TWO OF THEM BEGIN TO STOMP THE EVER LIVING HELL OUT OF AUBURN! AUBURN CAN’T FIGHT BACK IN THIS WAY!
Eve: AS PANDORA PULLS HER UP ONE LAST TIME- AND THROWS HER OUT THROUGH THE DOOR!!!
Gina Romano: AUBURN WARE HAS ESCAPED THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS!!!
Deadprez: No way… it is all Daryl now with Silas World!
Eve: Daryl just needs one opening! One more opening to be able to end this! He just has to go through and survive!
Gavin Kirkland: Hey, let’s hope, right?
Eve: You are NOT part of this team any longer!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry:
Deadprez: Look at them all acting like they have won! Donovan with a huge grin on his face and giving a huge pat to the back of Vincent here! Look at this dude acting like he did all the work!
Eve: Pandora grins triumphantly but… she does turn curiously, looking towards Daryl…
Deadprez: DARYL IS UP!!! HE PUSHES PANDORA OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Eve: ”BOW DOWN TO THE KINK” OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!! HE TAKES DONOVAN’S HEAD RIGHT OFF!!!!
Deadprez: WITH ONE LAST BURST OF ENERGY HE LOOKS TO LEAP! JUST AS THE DOOR IS ABOUT TO CLOSE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT VINCENT MONDRIAN WITH A FOREARM RIGHT AT HIS HEAD!!!! DARYL GETS ROCKED IN THE JAW AND GETS DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES! Hope? Absolutely dashed! And the door? Closed up!
(Just as when it looked like there was a glimmer of hope, it was taken away. Daryl lies on the ground face down, Pandora looking over, confused, trying to think of what just happened, wondering why Daryl didn’t even attack her, but Donovan… Donovan was furious. Absolutely fueled with anger.)
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) We are not leaving just yet. Hold guard in case, Vincent.
(Vincent keeps an emotionless expression in his face but as he stays by the door it is clear that he listened along. Donovan pulled Daryl along the ground and then turned him over… before picking off the gloves from the ground that Pandora threw away.)
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) Pandora, here, put them back on. We are finally ending this.
(Pandora is clearly lost in thought but she snaps out of it as Donovan hands her the gloves. She looked down at them… before she opened her mouth and spoke suddenly.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) No. I am not taking them.
(Donovan’s gaze seems to narrow as he hears those words, Pandora suddenly standing her ground… but he ends up taking it another way.)
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) You know what? You are right, it is a bit cruel making you do this, I am sure Harper will understand it when we talk it out later. I will do it then.
(Donovan moves and reaches into the ring, grabbing a chunk of the dry ice and then standing over Daryl, he lifts it up right over his left knee and is ready to smash it.)
(But Pandora grabs Donovan’s shoulder.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) No, love. That is not what I meant. We are not doing this. We are leaving.
(Donovan grows deadly quiet.)
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) I am not letting him go after the problems that he has caused me.
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) We have done enough to him. We are right there, love. The door is right there. Let’s, leave, now.
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) We have a message to send.
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) Yeah, winning the fucking match in the first place is our message.
(Donovan completely ignores her, and is ready to smash the dry ice-)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) DONOVAN!
(But Pandora grabs him by his shoulder and then spins him around right towards her. The crowd suddenly grows in cheers and gasps in shock, as both Pandora and Donovan stare daggers at each other. The two of them are not budging in any way, the tension in the air capable of being cut with a knife.)
(As Pandora points at Vincent.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) Open the door, now.
(Vincent stares without reacting, looking at the two of them… before shrugging slightly.)
(SIREN SOUND! 🚨)
(He pulls the lever and the door swings open, but neither Donovan and Pandora are moving, it seems like a stalemate.)
(But there is a break.)
Eve: DARYL PUSHES PANDORA RIGHT INTO DONOVAN! DONOVAN STUMBLES AND BUMPS INTO VINCENT!!!
Deadprez: AS DARYL LEAPS AND THEN GRABS THE UPPER FRAME OF THE DOOR, SWINGING FORWARD- AND KICKING BOTH VINCENT AND DONOVAN OUT OF THERE!!!
Gina Romano: DONOVAN DUKE HAS ESCAPED THE TEMPLE OF TRIALS!!!
Eve: DARYL TRIES TO MOVE- BUT PANDORA GRABS HIS LEG AND PULLS HIM BACK AT THE LAST SECOND, THE DOOR SHUTTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!
Deadprez: AND DONOVAN GETS THROWN ONTO THE CHAOS OUTSIDE! AUBURN RUSHES AND TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! VINCENT TRIES TO HELP-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ALANA STARR JUMPS ONTO VINCENT’S BACK?! EVEN SHE IS GETTING INVOLVED AS SHE HOLDS ON AND VINCENT TRIES TO STRUGGLE HER OFF TO NO AVAIL! CHAOS EVERYWHERE!
(Kennedy is trying to move through the wrestlers brawling, as she is unaware of the fact that someone slowly rises behind her.)
Gavin Kirkland: GASP GENERAL MANAGER! BALD MAN BEHIND YOU!!!
Deadprez: SILAS MASON STANDS BEHIND KENNEDY, WITH A SECOND PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES! HE RUSHES FORWARD TO ATTACK HER!
Eve: BUT KENNEDY TURNS AT THE LAST SECOND AND THEN KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kennedy flips her hair as if nothing happened, Silas falling to his knees and then falling to the ground once more, in absolute and complete pain.)
(But as there is chaos outside… inside, in an area of bloodshed and fighting, there was peace. Daryl and Pandora stared at each other in complete silence, seemingly trying to find words right now, words to give to each other after everything that has happened… but there aren’t any.)
(…As the two of them move and enter the ring at the same time, not taking their gaze away from each other. They would settle this. All by themselves.)
(…As the two of them move and enter the ring at the same time, not taking their gaze away from each other. They would settle this. All by themselves.)
Deadprez: This is it! Both are hurt, both are bleeding,. Two former stablemates an friends, these two have been through hell and we saw Pandora show some mercy toward Daryl Kinkade, but this is not the time! Her teeth are gritting, as Daryl stands there ready to do whatever it takes to win!
Eve: Meanwhile we have chaos going on outside of the ring! Every single wrestler is in a fight! Even Alana Starr is getting involved! Silas Mason is on the ground in pain and that puts a smile on my face!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON MY HELLCAT! THIS IS IT! WIN IT FOR SILAS WORLD!
Eve: AND PANDORA FINALLY CHARGES IN WITH A BOOT BUT DARYL KINKADE SIDESTEPS, GRABBING HER FROM BEHIND AND RLEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! PANDORA FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!
Deadprez: PANDORA HAS BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING! AND IT IS SHOWING AS SHE CAN BARELY GET UP AND DARYL KINKADE PICKS HER UP! HE IS GOING FOR MISERY LOVES COMPANY! NO!
Eve: PANDORA SPINS OUT OF IT, DARYL TURNS AROUND AND PANDORA HITS HIM WITH THE HAYWIRE! DARYL IS DOWN AND PANDORA LOOKS OUTSIDE AND YELLS AT SILAS WHO IS STILL ON THE GROUND.
Pandora: (Off Mic) PASS ME THE BLOODY KNUCKLES, LOVE!
(Silas has enough where with all, to throw the knuckles at her, she catches them and puts them on her fist. When the crowd suddenly starts to stir.)
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL!?
Eve: WHO IS THAT!?
Gavin Kirkland: WHERE IS SECURITY!
(An individual in a hoodie hops the barricade and starts climbing the ladder to the very top of the Temple of Trials Match. Pandora doesn’t see it and instead she looks beaten, leans against the ropes, trying to recoup as Daryl slowly tries to get to his feet.)
Deadprez: I don’t know who the hell that is but Pandora is setting herself up for PANDORUM with those brass knuckles on her hand! She is screaming.
Pandora Paisley: (Off Mic) GET UP!
(Meanwhile the battle continues outside of the cage. Bea Valentine, Impact, and Auburn Ware are fighting tooth and nail with Brianna Hill, Donovan Duke, Harper Lee, and now Vincent Mondrian. But Alana Starr jumps on the back of Vincent to stop him from getting more involved than what he had already done.)
Eve: IT IS CHAOS OUT HERE AND NOW THE MYSTERY PERSON IS IN THE FIRST LEVEL, AND THEY ARE OPENING THE TRAP DOOR TO GET TO THE SECOND LEVEL!
Deadprez: DARYL KINKADE IS BACK ON HIS FEET GLARING RIGHT AT PANDORA PAISLEY AS SHE IS TREMBLING IN ANGER AND CLENCHES HER FIST. THE TRAP DOOR IS OPENING FOR THE THIRD LEVEL!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA PAISLEY WITH PANDORUM AND –
(The mystery person drops right between both Pandora and Daryl; The Hellcat stops the second the person under the hood reveals themselves as Pandora’s green eyes widen.)
Eve: IT IS HALSEY NEEL!!!!
(The crowd erupts in cheers. Halsey Neel has been in the injury reserve for the last six months and she stands in front of her own tag team partner and stablemate.)
Deadprez: PANDORA STOPPED IN HER TRACKS AS DARYL KINKADE STANDS THERE ALSO SURPRISED! NEITHER OF THESE TWO EXPECTED THIS!
(Halsey suddenly yanks the brass knuckles from Pandora’s hand.)
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!? SHE TOOK THE KUCKLES FROM PANDORA! PANDORA IS IN SHOCK! SHE HOLDS HER HANDS UP!
Daryl Kinkade: (Off Mic) Welcome back, love.
Halsey Neel: (Off Mic) Good to be back, “bruv”.
(But Halsey quickly turns around with fire in her eyes right at Pandora who is stunned that her tag team partner is there.)
Halsey Neel: (Off Mic) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WE ARE THE BRITISH INVASION! WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM! YOU DON’T BELONG WITH THAT DOUCHEBAG!
(Pandora can only back up a little, almost begging Halsey to forgive her.)
Pandora Paisley: (Off Mic) Halsey…. I am sooooo sor–
WHACK!!!!
Deadprez: :damn:
Eve: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlit:
Deadprez: HALSEY NEEL JUST DECKED DARYL KINKADE WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES! WHY!? WHY DID HALSEY NEEL DO THAT!? LOOK AT PANDORA, SHE HAS A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE AS THEY HUG!
(The crowd erupts in boos as both Halsey and Pandora embrace. It doesn’t last long though as Kennedy looks on in disgust. They pick up Daryl – )
Kennedy Street: (Off Mic) WHAT!? YOU BITCH, HONEY!
(Halsey and Pandora both look over at Kennedy Street, and then – )
Eve: CAPITAL PUNISHMENT! THE BRITISH INVASION JUST BROKE DARYL IN HALF! AND LOOK AT PANDORA! HALSEY NEEL IS HELPING HER TO THE CAGE DOOR!
(Silas Mason is smiling as the door opens and Pandora steps out.)
Gavin Kirkland: AND PANDORA’S BEAUTIFUL FEET HIT THE FLOOR! YES!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS! THE TEAM OF DONOVAN DUKE, HARPER LEE, BRIANNA HILL, AND PANDORA PAISLEY….. SILAS WORLD!
(“Our World” starts to play throughout the stadium as the crowd is stunned and boos. The fight suddenly stops as Impact, Bea Valentine, and Auburn Ware are shocked at what just happened. The bloody Daryl Kinkade lies in the ring bloodied and beaten as Halsey just looks at him with disgust before walking out to and hugging Pandora again on the outside.)
Deadprez: OH, WHAT THE HELL DAWG!? HALSEY NEEL CAME BACK AND HELPED PANDORA PAISLEY!? SHE HELPED SILAS WORLD!? I DON’T GET IT!? I REALLY DON’T!
Eve: KENNEDY STREET IS LIVID AND LOOK AT HER JUST GLARING AT SILAS WHO IS LAUGHING!
Gavin Kirkland: SILAS WORLD WON! AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SHOWDOWN AS A WHOLE!?
(Silas Mason is still holding his crotch but he looks at Halsey Neel and then they shake hands.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?
(Silas World helps each other as they walk toward the back, leaving Kennedy glaring back at them with Impact, Bea Valentine and Auburn Ware. Daryl Kinkade is lying in the ring stirring, staring up at the ceiling shocked at what just happened.)
Eve: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE BLUE BRAND!?
Deadprez: I DON’T KNOW! BUT WE ARE OUT OF TIME AND SILAS WORLD ARE VICTORIOUS TONIGHT!
(The fireworks go off as Silas laughs surrounded by Silas World and those who assisted tonight, where the fans are not happy, and the future of Showdown is uncertain.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
