(EAW intro plays.)
(A shot of the OVO Hydro Arena is shown amidst a yellow and pink color palette. It then transitions to another shot, showing off the city of Glasgow during the daytime.)
Narrator: With great power comes great responsibility.
(The scene switches from day to night, where the city comes alive. Bustling crowds, people everywhere, all looking down on their phones as they make their way through.)
Narrator: And when power is given to the people, they can have a hand in shaping the destiny of not just themselves, but others as well.
(A phone within a man’s hand comes into view. As the shot zooms in on it, the phone’s screen is focused on, showcasing flashes of all of the New Breed Showcase participants: Danny Cage, NOVA, SORN, Mig De Decker, Mercer McKay, Nyx, Juggalo Sally, Sawyer Valentine, Komatsu Ogawa and Michael Machina. All are confident, determined, and ready to win.)
Narrator: Can such power lead to new stars making a breakthrough?
(The man taps his screen, and a fast, sweeping overhead shot brings the view over to two women walking alongside each other, laughing. On one phone screen, Sierra Everett, Rory Slate, and Drake Armstrong get their own separate moments to pose, cockiness exuding from from three Elitists ready to stake their claim to greatness.)
Narrator: Or will that power be futile, as those at the top remain established, maintaining their own?
(The next phone screen is where Sienna Jade, Ms. Extreme, and the New Breed Champion Hans Grayson pop up on. Sienna smirks, Ms. Extreme gives a ready look, arms crossed and all, and Hans grins, raising his title up high.)
Narrator: They can turn tides, bringing about some unforeseen changes…
(We then cut to a group of friends, around their teens, chatting it up before their phones vibrate. All three pull their devices out, with the shot capturing the glow from the screen on their faces. Wide-eyed in excitement, to look on. Their screens are made visible to the viewer, and we get another fast-cutting shot. Theron Nikolas and Myles show up, serious as can be, while DOMINION, consisting of Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson, nod at one another.)
Narrator: Unexpected conflict….
(Another screen displays Ronan Malosi in his Andre Walker merch, cheesing as hard as possible as he throws up the ones.)
(Not long after him is Joso, pointing up his own finger and mouthing out ‘HIM’.)
Narrator: Unexpected threats…
(On the third phone screen, Andre Walker comes into view. An eerie calmness blankets his face, masking all of the feelings he had to experience since he came back.)
(On the flipside is Chris Elite, looking far more serious, letting it known to viewers that when it comes to his match against the Kaiser, he has all of the intentions in the world to pay him back for what he’s done.)
Narrator: Unexpected challenges…
(Another phone screen comes into focus from a different person, and it paves way to a sight of the Universal Women’s Champion: Kassidy Heart. The title sits on her shoulder, and a proud look graces her face.)
(Then, Miku Sakai is seen, having her signature, unapologetic grin. She raises the middle finger before motioning to her waist, feeling as if she’ll be the one to stop Kassidy.)
Narrator: But that sort of power can help shape the future for someone else, and they can reap the benefits of it.
(Everyone’s attention is then drawn from their respective cellular devices. Standing within the heart of Glasgow, the crowd looks up, seeing multiple digital billboards, brightly lit with intense neon colors. Every Elitist is appears on each of them, some smiling, some serious, up until the shot focuses in on a billboard in the middle.)
(Bronson Daniels.)
(The EAW World Heavyeight Champion, Limmy Monaghan.)
(Challenger and champion, on opposite ends, ready for the biggest match of their careers yet.)
Narrator: So, whose future will you have a direct hand in helping with?
(The billboards crackle, static briefly flashing before the screens go pink. Yellow and blue lettering show up on them, all saying the same thing:)
(**YOU DECIDE.**)
(The phones come back to life, and voting options are presented, showcasing every match and their respective stipulations. The crowd gets excited and tap on their screens, making their decisions.)
(We then cut to a fast-paced montage as everyone does that: the New Breed competitors brawl in the ring. Sierra and Sienna mouth off each other. Ms. Extreme glares at Rory Slate while she smirks, shrugging her shoulders. Hans Grayson and Drake Armstrong run at each other, ready to hit one another. Theron Nikolas and Myles stare down DOMINION in the ring. Joso shakes his head while Ronan Malosi raises a confident fist. Andre Walker makes his way down the ramp as Chris Elite raises his Gawd Contract. Miku Sakai and Kassidy Heart are kept apart by security. Finally, Limmy Monaghan and Bronson Daniels meet in the middle of the ring, shaking hands.)
Narrator: Destiny isn’t completely out of reach. All it takes is a touch of a finger.
(The camera shows off various fingers tapping various phone screens. With every selection made, the crowd cheers.)
Narrator: And that is enough to wield all of the power that one can ever hope to possess.
(The camera cuts to an overhead shot of the crowd before it zips all the way out to a far-reaching zoom of the city, then the country of Scotland, to the continent of Europe, and then, the entirety of planet Earth. The scene then transitions to a shot where everything pink and yellow collors again take over as everything fades out. A couple of glitch effects are scattered across the screen before the words ‘Reckless Wiring’ comes into view, hovering above city buildings and the sun right behind it.)
Narrator: And now, EAW and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem presents… RECKLESS WIRING!!
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(With the opening package done, we get a swift transition bringing us to the LIVE presentation of Dynasty’s first free-per-view of the season! Reckless Wiring is back, and the fans inside of the OVO Hydro Arena are rabid. “Am I Dreaming” by Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky and Roisee is heard playing. A dazzling array of pyrotechnics erupts on the stage. We get a collage of fans donning their merch and signs for some of their favorite Elitists. An electric energy takes hold of everyone.)
(After all of the excitement and fanfare is captured, it goes over to the commentator’s table. Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are present. Stew-O opens his mouth to speak, but is cut off by Jake.)
Jake Mercer: YESSIR! EVERYONE IS ECSTATIC TONIGHT, BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO BE SEEING BRONSON DANIELS HAVE HIS LAST-EVER WORLD TITLE MATCH HERE IN EAW! :blessed: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE PITY PARTIES!! NO MORE FORCED SYMPATHY!! TONIGHT, THE BIGGEST FRAUD OF THEM ALL WILL MEET HIS MAKER, AND I PERSONALLY CANNOT BE ANYMORE HAPPY!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NIGHT OF EAW PROGRAMMING YET!!
(Flannery and Stew-O sigh.)
Stew-O: No, Jake… no one is excited for Reckless Wiring because of *that*.
Jake Mercer: I’m just so giddy. 🤭 I cannot WAIT to see the absolute misery on his face. He isn’t winning. Especially not when this is Limmy’s home turf. Does he really think his stupid little fairytale story will end on a high note? Here? Of ALL places? Get real. He is going to be embarrassed, humbled, and after he blows yet *another* huge opportunity, hopefully he’ll get out of EAW for good and never come back.
Flannery McCoy: You know what? There’s no point in trying to get you to let go of this ridiculous grudge. Think what you want, Jake, but the EAW World Heavyweight Championship is highly-anticipated and it isn’t because of whatever petty reasoning you wish to give. At the end of the day, Bronson has climbed his way up to the top, just like Limmy has, and everyone in attendance are excited to see these two fight to see who gets to leave Glasgow, Scotland as a world champion.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Bronson can do his best, but it will be pointless in the end. Always has been, always will be.
Stew-O: At any rate, despite what *others* may think, a world title match of this magnitude has captured the attention of the EAW Universe. However, that is not the only match that we have happening tonight that can potentially live on within the consciousness of the fans! We have a stellar line-up, with destiny at play here, and thanks to all of you watching, you have had a direct hand in choosing the stipulation for all nine matches scheduled to take place!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Stew-O! When we said that EAW was back, we truly meant it, and with that sees the return of one of the most fun and captivating events to ever take place in this promotion! The power has been put back into YOUR hands, and with the kind of talent that we have, I’m sure everyone’s looking forward to seeing each and every single one of them rise to occassion for their matches!
Jake Mercer: Some stipulations may give other Eltists an edge over their opponents, or help push them to tap into a side of them they never explored yet! I am personally looking forward to seeing Andre and Limmy stand tall by the end of the night! And maybe even Ms. Extreme and Rory Slate as they have all of the capabilities in the world to… well, steal the show with their “talents”. 😏
Flannery McCoy: Or maybe this company will allow fans to vote one last time during the show to see who we can replace you with as our new commentary partner. :jalen:
Jake Mercer: Well, I don’t think we need to go that far! :lupe:
Stew-O: But we will go far with the action. We have the New Breeds fighting in a showcase match of epic proportions! Sienna Jade going up against Voltage’s Sierra Everett! Rory Slate versus Ms. Extreme! Ronan Malosi and Joso will be going at it as well!
Flannery McCoy: Of course, we can never forget the tag team match with Theron Nikolas and Myles taking on DOMINION! Then, we’ve got Chris Elite against Andre Walker in a match that could very well change the landscape of not just our show, but this promotion ENTIRELY! :lupe: The Gawd Contract holds a lot of power, and whoever has it gets to go after any title; in this case, *any* world title, and that’s gotten a lot of people antsy.
Jake Mercer: And we have our blockbuster title matches! Hans Grayson gets to defend the New Breed Championship for the first time since capturing it back at Pain for Pride as he goes up against the ever-so-tenacious Drake Armstrong! Kassidy Heart puts the Universal Women’s Championship on the line as she has to take on Miku Sakai! And finally, the GREATEST EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH OF ALL TIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: Stop.
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels takes on Limmy Monaghan, is what Jake meant to say. Though, at least you were right about something: that match does have the makings of being an all-time classic. It’s just when it comes to Bronson and Limmy, putting on a performance of a lifetime isn’t the main goal. They both want to be champion, and by the end of the night, only one of them will be able to take the EAW World Heavyweight Championship home with them.
Stew-O: Reckless Wiring from top to bottom has the potential to knock the roof off of this arena! Championship matches! Grudge matches! Showcase matches! All of that and more takes place TONIGHT! Now, we get this show started with a huge bang as our opening contest is about to begin!
(With the intro out of the way, the first match card graphic for Reckless Wiring shows up.)
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(The camera returns to ringside, with Stephie Love seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A STRAP MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
(‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts hits, and this causes extremely loud boos to come from the crowd. The boos are almost enough to overpower the music, but before long Sienna Jade begins walking out to the stage. As she walks out, she looks at all of the booing fans in attendance, and this brings a smirk to her face. She’s made her thoughts known already, and she’s far beyond confident heading into her upcoming match against Sierra Everett. With the grin on Sienna’s face it’s as if she doesn’t see Sierra as a threat, and as she walks down the ramp she takes her time, not bothered rushing as she takes in the negative reaction from the fans.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… RESIDING IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS!….. SHE IS THE GREATEST, SSSIIIEEEENNNNAAAAAAA JJJJAAAAAAAAADDDDEE!!!!!!!
(Sienna Jade makes it onto the apron, and she looks towards the camera with a smirk on her face before finally entering the ring. Once she’s in the ring the boos continue, but the Hall of Famer couldn’t care less about the reaction she’s given. Pyro begins to shoot out for Sienna Jade, and Sienna makes her way to the corner of the ring as the referee ties one end of the strap to Sienna’s wrist.)
Stew-O: Sienna Jade is here, and I think above all else she’s confident tonight. She knows she’s capable of putting Sierra Everett away, but the question is whether or not she may have underestimated her. Tyrone Montgomery seemed to think so but Sienna Jade firmly disagreed.
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade is a Hall of Famer, a former World Champion, one half of the greatest tag team of the decade and many more. She’s done enough to warrant the confidence, but to be fair, we’ve seen many upset victories in the past. Whether or not this will be one of them, you’ll just have to wait and see.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade was asked to do this by Tyrone and Eden Sinclair, and ultimately she agreed to even if it didn’t exactly come free. Things have definitely become heated between these two, and I’m interested in seeing how things play out!
( As Sienna Jade’s entrance music fades out, she remains in the corner of the ring. She has a smirk on her face, as if she knows she has the match won, and this does not sit well with the fans in attendance. The fans are booing her loudly, as the crowd was heavily anticipating Sierra’s entrance; looking towards the entrance way through the Titan-Tron’s opening; waiting for some sort of semblance of the platinum blonde to begin walking out, but to their surprise? Nothing. Not a single sign of Sierra Everett was found, as the uncertainty that she was even going to show up arised, until finally; all of a sudden… )
( **VVRRRRMMMMM…** )
( The revving of a car began to blast through the speakers, leaving the entire arena confused; as from the side stage, slowly rolled a blue Corvette into the arena; a man in a black and white suit handling the driving out it, and sitting in the back? Was none other than the woman of the house, Sierra Everett herself. As slowly, ‘Attention’ by Doja Cat began to play through the speakers; the crowd surprisingly having a warm welcome towards the ‘Crown Jewel’; the boo’s still being put in place, though there was some cheers thrown the way of Sierra as well, seeing as she was the crowned ‘lesser evil’ between herself and SIenna; as a grin rested on Everett’s face, seeing the slightly positive reaction tonight; more that she’d ever gotten in her entire career. )
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS!…. SHE IS, THE CROWN JEWEL…. SIERRRAAAAAA EVERETTTTTTTTT!!!!!
( The Corvette got up the side stage ramp and parked right in front of the titan-tron, Sierra Everett hoping out as she rocked a set of black leather gear; fishnets cropping against her legs, as chains meshed from either side of her top; a beautiful gear for the most BEAUTIFUL woman in EAW, as Sierra stared a hole through Sienna Jade; making fast paces down the ramp as she got to the ring, sliding into it as she walked towards Sienna; before taking a quick turn towards the hard cam, getting onto the bottom ropes as she posed; front and center, absorbing all of the attention and energy, before getting off of the rope; returning backwards towards her corner as ‘Attention’ faded out.)
Stew-O: The referee now tying the opposite end of the strap to Sierra’s wrist, and you all know what this means. These two will be very limited in their movements tonight as that strap will prevent them from going too far from each other!
Jake Mercer: From the looks of it Sierra Everett is definitely ready for the biggest singles match of her career. BOTH of these Elitists are very confident above all else, but I think the fans are taking Sierra’s side tonight even if neither are exactly fan favorites.
Flannery McCoy: These two look about ready to kill each other, and lucky for them they don’t have to wait much longer! This match is starting now!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND BOTH WOMEN IMMEDIATELY CHARGE AT EACH OTHER BEFORE IMMEDIATELY THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!! SIERRA AND SIENNA BOTH TRADING SHOTS TO THE HEAD AS THEY’RE LOOKING TO TAKE EACH OTHER DOWN, AND WHILE THIS DEFINITELY WASN’T THE START WE WERE EXPECTING, IT SHOULD’VE BEEN GIVEN HOW HEATED THINGS HAVE BECOME BETWEEN THESE TWO! SIERRA AND SIENNA ARE THROWING EVERYTHING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW, ALL THANKS TO THE WEEKS OF DISRESPECT THESE TWO HAVE THROWN EACH OTHER ACROSS BOTH DYNASTY AND VOLTAGE! SIERRA EVERETT MANAGES TO TAKE SIENNA JADE DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, BUT BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN THINK OF CAPITALIZING, SIENNA TURNS SIERRA ONTO HER BACK AND BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT EVERETT!!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT, NO!!! EVERETT TURNS SIENNA ONTO HER BACK AND NOW SHE’S THE ONE BEGINNING TO PUNCH SIENNA JADE!!!! These two haven’t even thought of using the strap to their advantage yet, as they’re too busy using their own hands and feet to tear each other apart right now! Sienna now rolling on top of Sierra, but Sierra immediately turns it around- AND NOW BOTH WOMEN GO ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! Within the first few moments of the match both Sienna Jade and Sierra Everett have ended up at ringside!
Flannery McCoy: Both women get back up- BUT SIENNA JADE GRABS ONTO THE STRAP AND PULLS SIERRA EVERETT RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, CATCHING SIERRA OFF GUARD AS JADE GRABS HER AND SLAMS HER FACE ONTO THE APRON! Sienna Jade now grabbing Sierra and running towards the steel steps, BEFORE SENDING SIERRA EVERETT CRASHING RIGHT INTO THEM!!!! That was smart on Sienna Jade’s part, taking advantage of the confusion. She looks very proud of herself given that smirk on her face though, does she think she already has this match won or something?
Stew-O: Given everything she’s said to Sierra she just might. Sienna Jade now wrapping the strap around Sierra’s throat, AND SHE’S JUST CHOKING SIERRA EVERETT OUT!!!! There are no disqualifications in this match, so Sienna can keep this up for as long as she wants while they’re outside of the ring!
(As the fans boo loudly, Sienna Jade walks over towards one of the Cameramen, still choking Sierra with the strap tied to their wrists. Sienna slaps Sierra Everett in the back of her head before holding her face up to the camera.)
Sienna Jade: (off-mic) Who was the disappointment supposed to be, again? :mjlol: So much for “conquering”.
Jake Mercer: SIENNA JUST SHOVED SIERRA’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA!!! The Cameraman didn’t even have time to get out of the way, and now Sienna slams Sierra back first into the barricade! This match has started to become a bit one sided, maybe Sienna was right! Maybe she hasn’t been underestimating Sierra Everett, and has just been right about how this match will play out. Sienna Jade now sending Sierra back into the ring, having to quickly follow behind thanks to the strap-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA EVERETT WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI!!!! SIENNA SLID INTO THE RING, AND AS SOON AS SHE GOT BACK UP SIERRA EVERETT POPPED UP AND CAUGHT HER OFF GUARD WITH THAT KICK TO THE HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: Sienna Jade stumbles as Sierra once again gets back up, BUT SIENNA CATCHES HER WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION JUST AS SIERRA EVERETT TRIED GOING AFTER HER!!! That smile was wiped right off of Sienna Jade’s face from the looks of it, AND NOW SHE GRABS EVERETT BY THE BACK OF HER HEAD BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE-
Jake Mercer: NO! SIERRA TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS SIENNA JADE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!! SIERRA EVERETT NOW IMMEDIATELY TAKING THE TIME TO BEGIN THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, THROWING LITERALLY EVERYTHING SHE HAS AS SIENNA JADE SLOWLY FALLS INTO A SEATED POSITION TRYING TO COVER UP AND BLOCK THE PUNCHES! SIERRA NOW BEGINNING TO STOMP ALL OVER SIENNA JADE, DELIVERING STOMPS TO BOTH THE FACE AND THE MIDSECTION AS CLEARLY SHE’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY! THIS MATCH IS HAPPENING BECAUSE SIENNA JADE WAS ASKED TO DO THIS, AND SIERRA LOOKS LIKE SHE PLANS TO MAKE SIENNA REGRET AGREEING TO FACE HER!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA EVERETT NOW GRABBING THE STRAP AND BEGINNING TO WHIP SIENNA JADE WITH IT!!!! WE ALL KNOW MATCHES LIKE THIS TEND TO SEE THE STRAP USED AS A WEAPON AND IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT WON’T BE AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE, AS SIERRA JUST SWINGS THE STRAP AT SIENNA JADE OVER AND OVER, NOT EVEN CARING WHERE SHE HITS!!! SIENNA IS FORCED TO ONCE AGAIN ROLL OUT OF THE RING, BUT SIERRA EVERETT IS GOING RIGHT AFTER HER!
Stew-O: SIERRA EVERETT TRIES TO HIT SIENNA RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STRAP BUT JADE IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE KICKING EVERETT IN THE MIDSECTION! SIENNA JADE NOW PULLING ON THE STRAP NOW WHILE BACKPEDALING, PULLING SIERRA RIGHT TOWARDS HER BEFORE SENDING EVERETT RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE NEAR THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!
Jake Mercer: SIENNA JADE NOW RUNNING IN- BUT SIERRA MANAGES TO LIFT HER OVER HER HEAD, CAUSING JADE TO FALL RIGHT INTO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!!!!! Sienna Jade makes it back to her feet though, AND AS SOON AS SIERRA EVERETT TURNS AROUND, SIENNA GRABS HER AND SLAMS HER FACE ONTO THE- NO! SIERRA STOPPED HERSELF, BEFORE HITTING SIENNA WITH A RIGHT HAND THAT CAUSES HER TO STUMBLE! These two can’t really move too far from each other thanks to the strap, so Sierra hops the barricade and joins Sienna Jade in the timekeepers area-
(*CRACK!*)
Flannery McCoy: THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE THOUGH, AS SIENNA USED THAT MOMENT TO GRAB ONE OF THE SPARE STEEL CHAIRS AND HIT SIERRA EVERETT RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Things have definitely been kicked up a notch as Sierra falls right into Sienna Jade’s grasp, AND NOW SIENNA LIFTS SIERRA UP BEFORE DELIVERING A SUPLEX, DROPPING SIERRA EVERETT BACK FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! Sienna Jade seems to have taken control for the time being, with a really nasty move at that, and now she takes all of the steel chairs that are in the timekeepers area before sending them over the barricade and out to ringside! What is Sienna planning here!?
Stew-O: Sienna Jade sends Sierra back to ringside before following, and… WAIT A MINUTE!!! SIENNA PULLED SIERRA INTO A FRONT FACELOCK, AND NOW SHE’S SETTING UP FOR AN RDG ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!!! THIS EARLY ON!?!?
Jake Mercer: NO!!! SIENNA WENT FOR IT, BUT EVERETT WAS ABLE TO PLANT HER FEET DOWN BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD, SENDING SIENNA JADE BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!! Both Elitists drop down onto the ringside floor as Sierra digs under the ring, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S FOUND EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED AS SHE PULLS OUT SOME LIGHT TUBES! Wait a minute, she’s not done, actually!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, Sierra also just pulled out a kendo stick, AND NOW SHE JUST BEGINS HITTING SIENNA JADE WITH IT OVER AND OVER!!!! JADE GETTING WHACKED WITH THAT KENDO STICK REPEATEDLY AS SHE QUICKLY PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE RING APRON, TRYING TO FREE HERSELF FROM THE ASSAULT! SIENNA IS ABLE TO START KICKING SIERRA EVERETT AWAY- BUT SIERRA GRABS ONTO THE STRAP AND PULLS SIENNA JADE RIGHT INTO A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE FACE!!!
Stew-O: That kendo stick was basically broken in half thanks to the amount of times Sierra Everett hit Sienna Jade with it, and now Sierra sends Sienna back into the ring while quickly following behind! Everett now heading towards the corner, and it looks like she’s removing all the turnbuckle pads from that corner! Sierra clearly has something dangerous on her mind here, and I can’t say that’s a surprise after what these two have already done to each other! Sierra now dragging the Hall of Famer back up, BEFORE SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE STEEL EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE-
Jake Mercer: NO! SIENNA STOPS HERSELF, PLACING HER HANDS ON THE ROPES AND STANDING HER GROUND SO SIERRA CAN’T FORCE HER FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SIENNA JADE CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE, AND THIS ALLOWS SIENNA TO GRAB SIERRA EVERETT BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! SIENNA PULLS SIERRA’S HEAD BACK, AND NOW SHE SLAMS IT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE FOR A SECOND TIME! SIENNA NOW PULLING SIERRA’S HEAD EVEN FURTHER BACK, AND FOR THE THIRD TIME SIENNA SLAMS SIERRA EVERETT’S FACE INTO THE TOP EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: Everett drops down into a seated position in the corner, and now we can see that there’s some blood starting to spill from her face! Sienna Jade once again has that grin back on her face, as she just presses her boot against Sierra’s neck, beginning to choke her! The refere can’t do anything about this either as there are obviously no rope breaks, which means that either Sierra has to fight out of this, or Sienna Jade will win in humiliating fashion!
Stew-O: SIERRA PUSHES SIENNA’S LEG AWAY- BUT SIENNA JADE IS IMMEDIATELY ON THE OFFENSIVE AS USES HER OTHER LEG TO KICK SIERRA EVERETT IN THE MIDSECTION! Sienna Jade now grabbing Sierra before-
Jake Mercer: SIERRA WITH A REVERSE STO, PULLING SIENNA JADE RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, WHICH SIERRA EXPOSED EARLIER!!!! Excellent move by Sierra Everett, who now slowly rolls out of the ring while Sienna Jade is down! Sierra can’t go far thanks to the strap connecting them, but it doesn’t look like she needs to as she’s looking under the ring for something! Whatever it is it must be good, as this time it was Sierra with a grin on her face!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade is stirring, and now she pulls herself over to the edge of the ring as she sees Sierrs Everett! Jade now trying to grab Sierra-
(*CRACK!*)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL!? SIERRA WITH A LEFT THAT DROPS SIENNA JADE, BUT DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND!? WAIT, LOOK AT SIERRA’S HAND!! THAT’S IT!!
(Sierra raises both fists up together, revealing diamond studded brass knuckles on both hands that when put together say “Simply Better”.)
Jake Mercer: Those are Sierra Everett’s dismond studded brass knuckles! Sierra just used it to take out Sienna Jade, and now Sierra quickly gets back into the ring before tying the strap around Sienna Jade’s neck! Sierra now holding Jade’s head up to her, BEFORE BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY PUNCH HER USING THE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOW IT’S SIENNA JADE THAT’S SPILLING SOME BLOOD, AS THIS MATCH HAS STARTED TO TAKE MORE AND MORE OF A NASTY TURN!!!! SIERRA EVERETT REPEATEDLY PUNCHING SIENNA, ALL WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES THAT JUST SAY “BETTER”! I THINK IT’S VERY CLEAR WHAT MESSAGE IS BEING SENT TO SIENNA JADE RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: SIENNA FINALLY MANAGES TO TURN THE TABLES THOUGH, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT, FORCING SIERRA EVERETT OFF OF HER!!!!! Sienna Jade holds her head, and I can only imagine the pain she must be in after all the damage she’s taken in the last few moments, BUT SIENNA DOESN’T LET IT GET TO HER FOR TOO LONG, AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DROPPING SIERRA EVERETT WITH A SHINING WIZARD!!!! Sierra Everett is down and out, but Sienna doesn’t actually look satisfied with that! I think she has something else on her mind here, but what could it be!?
Jake Mercer: Sienna turns to the corner of the ring, and while she normally would head up top in this situation, she can’t really head out to the apron to do that now with that strap connecting her to Sierra! With that in mind she chooses to climb up to the middle rope, meanwhile Sierra Everett hasn’t moved! What is Sienna Jade planning!? WOAH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :oh: SIENNA JADE JUST TURNED AND JUMPED FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE TOP ROPE, ALL BEFORE BOUNCING OFF AND DELIVERING “STARSTRUCK”!!!!! STARSTRUCK CONNECTS, AND I THINK THAT’S IT!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!! SIENNA JADE GOES FOR THE COVER, LOOKING RIGHT TOWARDS THE CAMERA AS SHE CLOSES THIS MATCH OUT!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWEWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA EVERETT KICKS OUT!!!! SIERRA MANAGES TO KICK OUT JUST BEFORE THREE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SIENNA’S SHOW OF DISRESPECT BACKFIRED AS THIS MATCH DID NOT END LIKE SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade clearly didn’t take too kindly to Sierra finding a way to kick out, AND NOW SIENNA DRAGS EVERETT BACK TOWARDS THOSE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES BEFORE PUSHING SIERRA’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE BOTTOM ONE! SIENNA NOW BEGINNING TO JUST REPEATEDLY STOMP AT THE BACK OF SIERRA EVERETT’S HEAD, REESTEDLY DRIVING SIERRA’S FACE INTO THE STEEL EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna pulls Sierra away from those turnbuckles, and I’m glad, because that was just hard to watch. Sienna now on top of Sierra’s back, AND SHE JUST BEGINS DELIVERING FOREARMS AND ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD!!! We all know Sienna Jade didn’t have much respect for Sierra Everett, but tonight she’s just doing whatever she can to both embarrass her and destroy her! Things aren’t looking good for Sierra right now, as she’s really not in any condition to even try fighting back!
Stew-O: Sienna Jade now pulling Sierra Everett back up to her feet, and Sierra just looks lifeless! I don’t think she has anything left in her at this point, as she’s not even fighting back anymore! Sienna Jade grabs Sierra’s arm from behind, AND NOW THERE’S THE WITCHES HAMMER!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! SIERRA MANAGED TO GET A BOOT UP, I GUESS SHE DOES HAVE SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HER AFTER ALL!!!! SIENNA JADE STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AND NOW SIERRA GRABS ONTO THE STRAP BEFORE PULLING SIENNA IN, ALLOWING EVERETT TO SLIP BEHIND JADE AND PULL HER UNDER HER ARM!!!!! APHRODITE’S KISS!!!! APHRODITE’S KISS CONNECTS!!!! SIENNA JADE WAS JUST PLANTED FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT BY THAT ROLLING CUTTER, AND SIERRA QUICKLY TURNS HER OVER BEFORE REMAINING ON TOP OF HER FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT’S NOT OVER YET, THIS TIME IT’S SIENNA JADE THAT MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Sienna Jade was this close to putting the finishing touches on this match, but Sierra finding the strength to counter that ripcord rolling elbow not only saved her chances in this match, but it nearly got her the biggest victory of her career! I don’t think Sierra can believe this match isn’t over yet!
Stew-O: Sierra Everett just slowly rolls off of Sienna, and I don’t think she just needs time to process the fact that Sienna kicked out, she needs time to recover after everything she’s been through! I’m not sure what’s keeping these two going right now, but they can only take so much before their bodies give out. Sierra is slowly making it back up to her feet, and now she’s looking outside of the ring, right where that pile of chairs and light tubes are! Sierra turns towards Sienna Jade, and now she slowly drags her towards the edge of the ring before rolling her under the bottom rope, right onto the apron! What is Sierra planning?
Jake Mercer: Sierra rolls under the bottom rope to join Sienna on the apron, and these two really are right next to those chairs and light tubes! Sierra Everett pulls herself back up to her feet before slowly beginning to drag Sienna Jade back up, but what could Sierra be going for right now!? Sierra slowly lifting Sienna up onto her shoulders, and… WAIT A SECOND! NO WAY!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA IS GOING FOR MOUNT EVERETT!!!! MOUNT EVERETT OFF OF THE APRON AND ONTO THE CHAIRS AND LIGHT TUBES!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO!!! SIENNA JADE SLIPS DOWN SIERRA’S BACK, AND ONCE AGAIN SHE USES THE STRAP TO BEGIN CHOKING SIERRA EVERETT OUT!!!! THIS TIME AROUND I DON’T THINK SHE DID IT FOR THE SAKE OF HUMILIATION, THOUGH! I THINK SHE MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HER CHANCES IN THIS MATCH, AS SHE CAN’T POSSIBLY HAVE THIS MUCH FIGHT LEFT IN HER! Sierra Everett is slowly beginning to fade, and I think Sienna Jade is about to use this as her opportunity to make a move!
Jake Mercer: Sienna now letting go of the choke before grabbing Sierra by the waist, AND OH MY GOD!!!! SIENNA JUST JUMPED OFF THE APRON, DROPPING SIERRA EVERETT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE PILE OF LIGHT TUBES AND STEEL CHAIRS!!!!! SIERRA EVERETT MAY HAVE JUST BEEN DROPPED ON HER NECK, SHE LOOKS OUT AFTER THAT ONE!!!!! All those light tubes just shattered thanks to those two landing on them! Those steel chairs were set up there by Sienna a long while ago and Sierra only added to it by throwing those light tubes to the mix, and it looks like things backfired badly for Sierra Everett!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Everett hasn’t moved, meanwhile Sienna Jade is very slowly pushing herself back to her feet! We know how tough Sienna Jade is so this was always going to be an uphill battle for Sierra Everett, but Sierra has definitely put up a great fight, possibly greater than Sienna was expecting! It might be all over though considering what Sierra just went through. I’d be surprised if she has anything left in her to be honest. If Sienna threw Sierra in the ring and went for the cover right now, she’d probably get the victory!
Stew-O: You might not be wrong about that, but it looks like we won’t know for sure just yet as Sienna has something worse on her mind! Sienna now grabbing onto the strap, AND SHE BEGINS WHIPPING SIERRA EVERETT WITH IT!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SIERRA DID TO HER EARLIER IN THE MATCH, AND SIENNA JADE NOW IS JUST HITTING HER OVER AND OVER, KNOWING THAT SIERRA DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO RETALIATE!!!! Sierra Everett is at Sienna’s mercy right now, and more than anything else Sienna Jade right now just wants to put her down!
Jake Mercer: Sienna grabs a steel chair before pulling Everett up and sending her back into the ring, AND JADE NOW BEGINS HITTING EVERETT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! SIENNA WITH CHAIR SHOT AFTER CHAIR SHOT NOW AFTER ALREADY HITTING SIERRA REPEATEDLY WITH THE STRAP TIED TO BOTH WOMEN, AND NOW SIENNA CONNECTS WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Sienna Jade is just doing all the damage she can right now to make sure Sierra actually stays down! Sierra has kept fighting back afer everything Sienna has thrown at her, BUT JADE NOW PULLS SIERRA EVERETT UP BEFORE GETTING HER INTO POSITION!? RDG!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SIERRA FREED HERSELF AT THE LAST SECOND BEFORE PULLING SIENNA JADE INTO A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!!!!! SIERRA TAKES ADVANTAGE AS SIENNA DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE, AS EVERETT BEGINS TO LIFT JADE UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!! SIERRA EVERETT IS GOING FOR SLEEPY HOLLOW!!!!
Stew-O: SHE DOESN’T GET IT THOUGH!!!! AS SOON AS SHE FLIPPED SIENNA OVER FOR THE FACEBUSTER, SIENNA WAS ABLE TO LAND ON HER FEET!!!! SIENNA NOW WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE-
Jake Mercer: BUT SIERRA AVOIDS IT BEFORE PULLING SIENNA INTO A ROLL UP! NO WAY! NOT LIKE THIS, IS SIERRA EVERETT GONNA STEAL IT!?!?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTT-
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE KICKS OUT AND ROLLS TO A KNEE- BUT SIERRA IS ABLE TO QUICKLY GRAB HER BY THE HEAD AND CONNECT WITH A SNAP DDT!!!! Sierra clearly had a plan in the event that Jade kicked out, and thanks to that plan Sierra Everett somehow actually has a chance in this match despite all she’s been through! She’s definitely putting up a good fight tonight, and it doesn’t look like she’s done either as she is pulling herself up to the middle rope! What does Sierra have in mind here!?
Stew-O: Sienna Jade makes it back to a knee before slowly starting to get back up, BUT SHE’S IMMEDIATELY TAKEN BACK DOWN WITH A HUGE DIVING METEORA!!!!! Great move by Everett there, and with a move like that it doesn’t really matter that she couldn’t get up top! Sierra Everett is doing her best in this matchup, and you can tell that this is what Sienna Jade brought out of her! Sierra rolls off of Sienna Jade before grabbing that steel chair, and it looks like Sierra has an idea! Sienna Jade is slowly pushing herself back up, and I think Sierra is about to give her a taste of her own medicine!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA EVERETT WAITS FOR SIENNA TO GET BACK UP, AND AS SOON AS SHE DOES SIERRA STARTS HITTING SIENNA WITH THAT CHAIR, CONNECTING WITH SHOTS TO BOTH THE BACK AND THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! SIENNA IMMEDIATELY DROPS TO A KNEE AND TRIES TO COVER THE BACK OF HER HEAD, BUT EVERETT JUST KEEPS SWINGING THE CHAIR WILDLY, KNOWING THAT EVERY SHOT WITH THAT CHAIR WILL HURT REGARDLESS OF WHERE IT HITS!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA STUMBLES TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND I THINK THAT’S EXACTLY WHERE SIERRA WANTS HER!!! SIERRA EVERETT JUST THREW DOWN THE STEEL CHAIR, AND NOW SHE RUNS TOWARDS SIENNA!!! CASH IN, CASH OUT!!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND, SIENNA MANAGED TO DUCK UNDER SIERRA EVERETT’S ARM AND GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!! EVERETT IS STILL CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES, AND SIENNA PULLS HER AWAY FROM BEHIND BEFORE USING THE STRAP TO SPIN HER AROUND- PULLING HER RIGHT INTO THE WITCHES HAMMER!!!! THE WITCHES HAMMER CONNECTS, AFTER SIENNA JADE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT COUNTER TO CASH IN, CASH OUT!!! SIERRA WAS KNOCKED OUT COLD, AND NOW SIENNA JADE FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND THIS ONE STILL IS NOT OVER YET!!!!! SIERRA EVERETT MANAGED TO BARELY GET THE SHOULDER UP, JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD HIT THE MAT FOR THE THREE COUNT!!!! This one was nearly over, but it looks like Sienna STILL has more work to do if she wants to put Sierra Everett away! Sienna Jade sits up before looking at the referee, and I’m not sure if she can even believe this one isn’t over with yet! This has been a fantastic back and forth contest, and I’d say I don’t know who’ll win, but Jake Mercer ALWAYS has the scoop! I know exactly how this match will play out. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: You were literally just surprised when Sierra kicked out.
Jake Mercer: No idea what you’re talking about.
Flannery McCoy: I… You know what, I’ll just move on. Sienna Jade has gotten back to her feet and she’s eyeing that corner with all of the exposed turnbuckles. It looks like she might have something planned here, and whatever the case may be Sierra is in a whole lot of trouble right now. She may have kicked out of the Witches Hammer, but with a Hall of Famer like Sienna in control, things can get a whole lot worse very quickly.
Stew-O: SIENNA LIFTS SIERRA EVERETT UP, AND SENDS HER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!! SIERRA EVERETT IS OUT OF IT, AND NOW SIENNA JADE IS JUST DISHING OUT EVEN MORE PUNISHMENT TO MAKE SURE SIERRA STAYS DOWN!!!! Sierra Everett’s back hit those steel turnbuckles, and Sienna Jade STILL doesn’t give her a chance to breathe! Instead she lifts Everett back up, AND DELIVERS A SECOND EXPLODER SUPLEX IN A ROW, ONCE AGAIN SENDING SIERRA INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade drags Sierra Everett back up, AND NOW SHE BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY SLAM SIERRA’S FACE INTO THE TOP EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!! SIERRA EVERETT HASN’T EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO FIGHT BACK, AS SHE’S STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THE WITCHES HAMMER!!!! SIENNA JADE IS DISMANTLING SIERRA, AND I THINK IT’S CLEAR WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!! By the time Sienna Jade is done with her, Sierra might not be returning to Voltage in one piece! Sienna Jade now dragging Sierra back into the middle of the ring, AND I THINK SHE’S SETTING UP FOR ANOTHER WITCHES HAMMER!!!! JADE GRABS THE ARM, AND SHE-
Flannery McCoy: NO! SIERRA EVERETT MANAGED TO STAND HER GROUND, AND SHE USES HER FREE ARM TO DELIVER A BACK ELBOW!!!! SIENNA JADE STUMBLES BACK, AND SIERRA IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE!!! Sienna Jade now trying to go back on the offensive- BUT SIERRA PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP AND DELIVERS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!! SIERRA EVERETT NOW WITH A RIGHT HAND USING THE BRASS KNUCKLES THAT WERE NEVER REMOVED!!!! SIENNA JADE LOOKS LIKE SHE MAY BE OUT, AND NOW EVERETT BEGINS LIFTING SIENNA JADE UP ONCE AGAIN!!!! SHE’S LOOKING FOR SLEEPY HOLLOW ONCE MORE!!
Stew-O: NO!! SOMEHOW SIENNA JADE HAS THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK AS SHE SLIPS DOWN SIERRA’S BACK!!!! SIENNA JADE WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, DROPPING EVERETT ONTO THE MAT!!!! Sienna Jade seems to be in full control right now as Sierra Everett just can’t get all the offense she’s looking for right now! If she could just find an opening she may have had this match won, but it looks like she won’t even get the opportunity! Sienna Jade is standing over Sierra and she starts wrapping the strap around Sierra’s throat! This is inside of the ring, which means that if Sierra passes out this one is over-
Jake Mercer: WAIT A SECOND!!!! YOU WERE RIGHT THAT SIERRA MAY HAVE PASSED OUT IF SIENNA WAS ABLE TO START CHOKING HER OUT, BUT SIERRA EVERETT ISN’T EVEN GIVING HER THE OPPORTUNITY!!!! SIERRA PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET, AND WITH SIENNA JADE STANDING RIGHT OVER HER, EVERETT IS ABLE TO POWER HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!!!! SIERRA HAS SIENNA IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MOUNT EVERETT!!!!! MOUNT EVERETT CONNECTS, AND SIERRA IS BARELY ABLE TO HOOK THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!! SIERRA EVERETT IS ABOUT TO PICK UP THE BIGGEST WIN OF HER CAREER!!!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY!!!!!!!
Stew-O: THAT WAS THE BEST SIERRA EVERETT COULD THROW AT SIENNA JADE, AND IT SOMEHOW STILL WAS NOT ENOUGH!!!!! SIENNA JADE KEEPS THIS MATCH ALIVE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SIERRA WILL HAVE TO SOMEHOW HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO THROW EVEN MORE AT HER IF SHE WANTS TO PUT HER AWAY!!!!! I didn’t expect that kickout! We know Sienna Jade is undoubtedly one of the best of all time and has fought through hell in the past, but I actually thought Sierra had it there!
Flannery McCoy: That surprised me too, but Jake I’m not sure why you reacted. I thought you knew what would happen.
Jake Mercer: I DO, which is why I expected Sienna Jade to kick out of that! After all, she’s a former Olympic gold medalist who has spent the past thirty years wrestling all around the world, taking down the best talent the world had to offer! Sienna has multiple world records including winning the longest gauntlet match in the history of the sport with 317 different opponents, so OF COURSE she kicked out of that!
Flannery McCoy: Thirty…? I need to stop entertaining you. Sierra Everett has returned to her feet before slowly beginning to drag Sienna Jade back up! Sierra Everett slowly lifts Sienna Jade onto her shoulders, and I think she may be setting up for Sleepy Hollow again- BUT WAIT A SECOND! SHE DOESN’T STOP THERE! WHAT IS SIERRA DOING!?
Stew-O: SIERRA EVERETT PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, AND IS SHE LOOKING FOR AN AVALANCHE VERSION OF SLEEPY HOLLOW!?!? IF THIS CONNECTS, WE DON’T HAVE TO WONDER WHETHER OR NOT THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA EVERETT FLIPS SIENNA OVER, AND THERE IT IS!!!!! AVALANCHE SLEEPY HOLLOW!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, NO!!!!!! SIERRA DIDN’T FLIP HER OVER, SIENNA JADE MANAGED TO ESCAPE SIERRA’S GRASP AND LAND ON HER FEET!!!! SIENNA JADE WITH AN EXCELLENT COUNTER TO WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN THE MATCH ENDING MOVE, AND NOW SHE QUICKLY GRABS SIERRA BY THE LEG BEFORE PULLING IT OUT FROM UNDER HER, CAUSING SIERRA TO FALL AND HIT THE BACK OF HER HEAD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! HOW DID SIENNA JADE FIND HER WAY OUT OF THAT, I THOUGHT SHE WAS STILL OUT AFTER GETTING HIT WITH MOUNT EVERETT!!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA EVERETT IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND NOW SIENNA JADE WRAPS THE STRAP AROUND HER THROAT BEFORE PULLING EVERETT INTO A BACKSTABBER!!!!! SIENNA JADE HOLDS ONTO SIERRA BEFORE FLIPPING HER OVER ONTO HER STOMACH, AND NOW SIENNA ROLLS OVER HER BEFORE LOCKING IN TEMPTRESS!!!! TEMPTRESS IS LOCKED IN ON SIERRA EVERETT, AND THERE IS NOWHERE FOR HER TO GO!!!! SHE CAN’T USE ROPE BREAKS IN A NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH, DOES SHE HAVE THE ENERGY TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS ONE!?!?!?!?
Jake Mercer: SIERRA EVERETT IS TRYING AS HARD AS SHE CAN TO SOMEHOW BREAK FREE OF THE HOLD, BUT I’M NOT SO SURE IF SHE’LL BE ABLE TO!!!! THIS IS THE SAME SUBMISSION THAT HAS PUT DOWN SO MANY TOUGH COMPETITORS IN THE PAST, AND RIGHT NOW SIENNA JADE IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO MAKE SURE SIERRA EVERETT IS ADDED TO THAT LONG LIST OF NAMES!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA IS TRYING TO SLOWLY PUSH HERSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND WHILE THERE MAY BE NO ROPE BREAKS, IF SHE CAN GET OVER THERE SHE CAN AT LEAST PULL HERSELF OUT OF THE RING!!!! IT’S A SMART STRATEGY, BUT-
Stew-O: BUT SIENNA JADE DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! THE STRAP WAS STILL RIGHT BY SIERRA EVERETT’S THROAT FROM THE BACKSTABBER, AND NOW SIENNA PULLS BACK ON IT, CHOKING SIERRA EVERETT OUT EVEN WORSE THAN SHE ALREADY WAS WITH THE SUBMISSION!!!!! SIENNA JADE HAS SIERRA LOCKED IN A MODIFIED VERSION OF TEMPTRESS, AND AT THIS POINT I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYTHING LEFT FOR SIERRA TO DO!!!! EITHER SIERRA WILL HAVE TO TAP OUT OR SHE WILL PASS OUT, EITHER WAY THERE’S NO WAY OUT OF THIS!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND I THINK SHE’S MADE HER DECISION!!!!! SIERRA EVERETT TAPS OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!! SIENNA JADE PICKS UP THE VICTORY IN THIS STRAP MATCH!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. SIIIEENNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA JJJJAAAAAAAAAADDDDDEEE!!!!!!!!
(After a few seconds Sienna Jade finally lets go of Sierra Everett before rolling off of her. ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts hits once again, but the fans are heard booing all throughout it. Sienna Jade doesn’t care about the reaction however, as once she’s able to pull herself to her feet, she yells at the referee to untie the strap from her wrist.)
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH! Sienna Jade was able to pick up the victory by using the stipulation to her advantage, but that was definitely far more of a challenge than Sienna expected! Both women were extremely brutal tonight and turned this match into an all out war!
Jake Mercer: That match definitely proved just how far Sierra Everett can go in EAW, as she put up one hell of a fight! In the end it wasn’t enough though, as the Hall of Famer was able to put her away by locking her in Temptress!
Flannery McCoy: Both women should definitely be proud of that performance, but I have to wonder what Tyrone and especially Eden Sinclair thinks. Eden got what she wanted, but Sierra may have put up more of a fight than she wanted her to.
Stew-O: We’ll have to find that out soon, but for now, congratulations to Sienna Jade!
(As her entrance music continues to play, Sienna Jade has her hand raised by the referee. After a few seconds the Hall of Famer pulls her hand away, and she climbs to the middle turnbuckle, taking in all the boos as she celebrates her victory. Sienna eventually climbs down from the turnbuckle before beginning to exit the ring, and as Sienna Jade walks up the ramp, Reckless Wiring fades away from ringside.)
(The feed fades to black as Reckless Wiring cuts to a commercial break.)
(The screen remains black. The soft hums of a guitar can be heard before a blue butterfly comes into view. It flaps its wings in a slow and graceful manner, fluttering on by, leaving a beautiful, glitter-esque trail behind it.)
Narrator: Everyone dreams of becoming something special. Larger than life. Memorable. Reverred. Remembered.
(Faint applause can be heard in the background of the package. The camera focuses closely on the butterfly as it carries on.)
Narrator: Many strive to reach newfound heights that were once thought to be impossible to see.
(As the butterfly passes by, an image becomes visible behind it, cover over with a faint blue filter. What appears to be an Extreme Elimination Chamber structure is shown. Voices emerge, being soundbites from previous matches.)
???: WOW…Simply wow. We knew this contest was going to be a game-changer, but I doubt any of us were ready for what we just witnessed!
(It transitions gradually to a shot of Pain for Pride X, and the memorable energy from the fans.)
???: She knows that her confidence is one of her biggest strengths. She has the ability to torture her opponents in ways that other people can’t.
(Then, the shot blends into an image of the Specialists Championship, being raised high into the air by a pair of hands.)
Narrator: But not many can leave such a long-lasting impact behind in their pursuit of glory; a legacy that can truly stand the test of time. Solidifying oneself as one of the greatest to ever do it is an accomplishment in its own right. However, very few can say that they were truly…
(The butterfly flies out of frame. More glitter and sparkly elements fill the screen. The camera slowly zooms in before a pair of eyes is drawn by connecting various points, as if a constellation was being formed. When it comes together, the eyes become lifelike. Slate outer rings with ocean-blue filling the rest, they look back at the viewer before we enter another transition, showing a quick montage of a person.)
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(A later frame features the late-great Brody Sparks smiling before her voice can be heard.)
Brody Sparks: ***Iconic.***
(The music then switches up, with “Elite” by Deftones playing. A montage plays, capturing Brody in action, dominating the competition. It highlights her most memorable moments, from her debut, to her time with the Coven; capturing the EAW Specialists Championship at Road to Redemption in 2016, her entrance at Pain for Pride X, and her pursuit to make it into the Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the EAW Women’s Championship. Her bouts against the likes of Consuela Rose Ava, Madison Kaline, Kendra Shamez, and other noteworthy women within the promotion at the time were also highlighted.)
Narrator: A spark that will always live on. A career that will always be held in high regard. A woman who has set a standard far ahead of her time. Many Elitists walk along the same path that Brody did, especially so after she left us. Her influence has been ever-present in Elite Answers Wrestling, and it will continue to do so as we continue to honor all that she has done for us.
(We then see many fans and Elitists wearing Brody-inspired gear, paying tribute to her memory. The 2018 Hall of Fame is shown, with the shot of the custom-made Women’s World Championship made for her specifically coming into view. Everyone in attendance cheer, and her face is seen on the titantron, as if she were looking down on everyone. Then, the montage fades into another one, depicting the Iconic Cup. It glistens brightly before we see previous winners of the tournament, including Sheridan Muller, Cameron Ella Ava, Kassidy Heart, Minerva, and Harper Lee.)
Narrator: With a bustling women’s division filled with faces both fresh and familiar, all hungry to make a name for themselves or cement their own legacies, the Iconic Cup will be making its return this year. Sixteen women will be stepping up to see who can prove they have what it takes to be the best – and have an iconic career of their own.
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(The scene then fades from the final shot of Brody before some text pops up on the screen:)
(**SIXTEEN WOMEN. ONE ICON.**)
(**THE ICONIC CUP RETURNS AFTER TERRITORIAL INVASION**)
(**FINALS – WICKED GAMES**)
(Brody can be heard speaking one last time…)
Brody Sparks: Legends only.
(And her laugh bids the viewer goodbye, before Reckless Wiring returns to its live broadcast.)
(In the arena, an image promoting the returning tournament spurs the fans up on their feet. They’re loud as they can be, with a few even overcome with emotion.)
CROWD: BRO-DY! BRO-DY! BRO-DY! BRO-DY!
Flannery McCoy: Wow. What incredible news to share. Of course, the women’s division has grown significantly over the past couple of months, and we have a large field to look forward to competing for such an amazing honor. It can never, ever be overstated the kind of impact Brody Sparks has left in not just EAW, but this sport as well. I’m sure all of the women who will be a part of it will fight like hell and give it their best effort because that’s what Brody has always done throughout her time as an Elitist.
Jake Mercer: You took the words right out of my mouth, Flannery. The Iconic Cup not only serves as a tribute to one of the greatest to ever do it but as a huge opportunity for any woman to become a champion. As of recently, last year, one-half of the current Unified Tag Team champions Harper Lee was able to win it. She was ultimately able to use her Iconic Cup clause to cash in at the Draft Show and win to become the EAW Universal Women’s champion. This is a tournament with real stakes and real rewards, and whoever wins is guaranteed to catapult their own career into the cosmos. For anyone who might get the privilege to be considered for this tournament: do *not* take this chance likely. This is one of the biggest tournaments and accomplishments a female Elitist can win, and it has helped to either establish or redefine the legacies of some incredible talent here in EAW.
Stew-O: You can hear from the fans how excited they are to see the Iconic Cup coming back, and with it set to conclude this year at Wicked Games, two days after what would’ve been Brody’s 29th birthday, you just know that this year’s edition is going to be extra special. :wow:
Jake Mercer: Emotions will be running high for many different reasons come that time, but I cannot wait to see who will step up to the plate and emerge as the winner. Still, we’ll have to wait just a little bit longer since the tournament doesn’t kick off until next month!
(The fans cheer and clap, still buzzing from the blockbuster announcement. Before long, Stephie Love returns to the ring, and the graphic for the next match on the show pops up on the screen.)
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(Inside the ring, Stephie Love kicks off the introductions for the highly-anticipated tag team match.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: AND IS A FANS BRING WEAPONS MATCH!
(“’The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ from Mick Gordon plays to a mixed reaction from fans, as Ryan Wilson comes down to the stage, and waits for the arrival of Xander Payne, who comes out once “It Follows” by Cane Hill blares throughout the arena. Both men walk to the ring, discussing strategy with one another, but most of all, looking focused ahead of their battle.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! At a combined weight of 475 pounds…THE TEAM OF RYAN WILSON AND XANDER PAYNE…DOMINION!
Jake Mercer: Tonight’s match is fans bring weapons, which worries me, because who knows what these weirdos brought to the arena?
Flannery McCoy:: The mystery is part of the intrugue, but one thing is for certain, the weapons will be to the advantage of both teams, who can use them to inflict loads of damage.
Stew-O: Although, that may require some creativity on their end, which we know DOMINION have, given their craftiness in the ring, which may be the biggest obstacle to overcome for Myles and Theron.
(Dominion are seen discussing strategy in the ring, but turn attention to the stage as ‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi plays out Myles, who gets an equally mixed reactiok from from fans. Myles waits at the end of the ramp for Theron Nikolas, who joins up with Myles as “Armageddon” by From Ashes to New plays. Both men fist bump, showing solidarity before the contest as they enter the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents! At a combined weight of 449 pounds…THE TEAM OF MYLES AND THERON NIKOLAS!!
Flannery McCoy:: For me, the biggest obstacle for Myles and Theron is the fact they’re not a real team. United? Yes, but a real team? No, they are singles competitors being brought together to handle a common enemy.
Stew-O: Well, I wouldnt count them out, because of it. Ryan and Xander have been a team for longer, but haven’t been a team too long.
Jake Mercer:: Yep, there is still room for error, there is still room for mistakes, and Myles and Theron need to capitalize off said mistakes to win.
well.
(Both reams stare daggers into one another from opposite corners as the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung, and it is DOMINION taking on the team of Myles and Theron! Both competitors stare each other down before charging! MYLES AND XANDER ARE HAVING A HOCKEY FIGHT, THROWING RIGHTS, SAME GOES FOR RYAN AND THERON!
Flannery McCoy: WITH THE FANS BRING WEAPONS STIPULATION, I DONT THINK WAS EXPECTING WRISTLOCKS FROM EITHER OF THESE TEAMS! THIS ISNT ABOUT TECHNICAL WRESTLING TONIGHT, THIS IS ABOUT HARDCORE WRESTLING!
Stew-O: MYLES HAS MANAGED TO GET THE BETTER OF HIS STRIKING EXCHANGE WITH XANDER, BACKING HIM IN THE CORNER WITH RIGHTS! MEANWHILE, ITS THE OPPOSITE FOR RYAN AND THERON, AS WILSON BEGINS STOMPING NIKOLAS IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! MYLES CONTINUES HAMMERING PAYNE WITH RIGHTS, BEATING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE IN THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: Now, Myles directs his attention over to Ryan Wilson, turning him around for a right hand! Myles grabs hold of Wilson’s wrist, and bounces him off the ropes! Theron recovers in time, AND BOTH MEN CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE BACK ELBOW ON RYAN! THERON HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: QUICK KICKOUT! Ryan rolls out of the ring, looking to create some separation, but this leaves only Xander Payne in there with Myles and Theron. CORNER STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE BY MYLES, WHO SENDS XANDER INTO THERON FOR A SPINNING URANAGE SLAM! XANDER FAVORS HIS BACK WHILE USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! BUT GETS SENT UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: Both Myles and Theron exit the ring! Ryan Wilson has pulled himself up with assistance from a corner of the barricade, and Theron charges in! BUT RYAN LAUNCHES THERON OVER HIS SHOULDER, SENDING HIM INTO THE CROWD AREA WITH A BACK BODY DROP! MEANWHILE, MYLES HAS XANDER LEANED UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE, AND IS CONNECTING WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOPS THAT ECHO THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Jake Mercer: XANDER PUSHES MYLES AWAY, AND TRIES CREATING SOME SEPARATION, BUT MYLES QUICKLY CATCHES UP TO HIM, AND GOES TO WHIP XANDER INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BUT XANDER REVERSES, SENDING MYLES INTO THE STEPS, SHOULDER FIRST! MYLES GOT THROWN WITH SO MUCH FORCE AND MOMENTUM, HE DISLODGED THE STEPS, KNOCKING THE TOP ONE OFF THE BOTTOM!
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne takes a moment to collect himself, BUT NEITHER RYAN AND THERON ARE AFFORDED THAT PRIVILEGE RIGHT NOW AS RYAN CONNECTS WITH RIGHT HANDS ON THERON IN THE CROWD AREA, STAGGERING HIM BACK! THERON EXPLODES WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT RYAN RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! ANOTHER KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY THERON, WHO HOOKS RYAN UP FOR A SUPLEX!
Stew-O: THERON GOES TO HOIST HIM UP- BUT RYAN BLOCKS IT, AND GOES FOR A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! BUT SIMILAR TO WILSON, THERON BLOCKS IT! NIKOLAS LANDS SHOTS TO THE RIBS REPEATEDLY ON WILSON, TRYING TO SOFTEN HIM UP FOR THE SUPLEX! BUT RYAN MANAGES TO FLOAT OVER, AND SEND THERON FACE FIRST INTO THE INNER BARRICADE! THERON IS ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND DROPS TO ALL FOURS!
Flannery McCoy: WITH HIS OPPONENT STUNNED, RYAN GRABS HOLD OF A STOP SIGN, WHICH WAS HANDED TO HIM BY A FAN! ALREADY, WILSON IS MAKING USE OF THAT FANS BRING WEAPONS CONCEPT, AND BEGINS SMASHING THERON ACROSS THE BACK REPEATEDLY WITH THAT STOP SIGN, CAUSING THERON TO WRITHE IN PAIN ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: TURNING OUR ATTENTION BACK TO THE RINGSIDE AREA, XANDER PAYNE IS LOOKING TO CONTINUE THE ATTACK ON MYLES, AND SPIKE HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER ON THAT BOTTOM STEP! BUT MYLES COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, AND DID YOU HEAR THE SPLAT XANDER’S BODY MADE ON THE FLOOR! VERY THIN PADDING WE HAVE OUT HERE!
Stew-O: MYLES SUDDENLY SEES AN OPENING, AND GRABS XANDER IN A FRONT FACELOCK, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX OR BRAINBUSTER ON THE STEP! BUT XANDER SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, DRIVING MYLES BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! XANDER STAGGERS AWAY, FINDING HIMSELF LEANED ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, WINCING AS HE HOLDS HIS BACK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MYLES! MYLES CHARGES WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, DROPPING XANDER DOWN TO ALL FOURS! AND LOOK AT THIS! MYLES IS CLEARING THE ANNOUNCE TABLE OFF, HAVING CRUEL INTENTIONS ON HIS MIND! XANDER TRIED USING THE APRON TO HELP HIM BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT MYLES INTERRUPTS, ROLLING XANDER ON TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Stew-O: XANDER RISES TO A KNEE AS MYLES CLIMBS UP ON THE TABLE HIMSELF, AND LOOKS TO STAND PAYNE UP COMPLETELY- BUT XANDER EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A STIFF FOREARM! FOREARM BY XANDER PAYNE STUNS MYLES, ALBEIT MOMENTARILY AS MYLES ANSWERS WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM AS WELL! MYLES DOES THE SAME! XANDER COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER FOREARM, BUT DOESNT STOP THERE, CONTINUING TO HAMMER MYLES WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! MYLES HAS BEEN DROPPED TO A KNEE, SHOWING THAT XANDER MIGHTVE JUST RUNG HIS BELL!
Stew-O: XANDER IS EYEING THE FLOOR, AND HOOKS MYLES UP! I THINK HE WANTS RIPTIDE OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! AN AVALANCHE BRAINBUSTER TO THE FLOOR, WHICH WOULD FOR SURE PUT MYLES OUT OF COMMISSION! REALIZING THIS, MYLES BLOCKS THE ATTEMPT! XANDER LANDS A COUPLE OF SHOTS TO THE RIBS AS A RESULT, AND GOES FOR IT AGAIN-
Jake Mercer: BUT MYLES SUCCESSFULLY SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, AND PLANTS XANDER WITH A BRAINBUSTER INSTEAD ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! XANDER ROLLS OFF THE TABLE, AND MYLES IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE AS HE WRITHES IN PAIN ON OUR TABLE, THAT BRAINBUSTER TAKING AS MUCH OUT OF HIM AS IT DID XANDER!
Flannery McCoy: Back in the crowd area, Ryan is pressing a sharp edge of that stop sign down on Theron’s neck! But Theron manages to push it off, and catch his breath, that is before Ryan mounts him with right hands! Theron pushes Ryan off, and starts heading up the stairs, creating some space between himself and Wilson. But Ryan is in hot pursuit, following Theron up the steps-
Stew-O: OOH! THERON JUST THREW A FAN’S SODA IN THE FACE OF WILSON! THAT WASNT EXACTLY A WEAPON, BUT THERON USED IT AS SUCH! WITH RYAN BLINDED MOMENTARILY, THERON GOES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, AND BOUNCES RYAN FACE FIRST OFF THE HANDRAIL!
Flannery McCoy: Back to the ringside area, Myles has recovered, and rolls Xander back inside the ring! Myles grabs the chairs of our timekeeper, and ring announcer, then proceeds to slide them inside the ring! But Myles doesn’t stop there, and grabs a box of light tubes from a fan! Myles is eyeing that box, and appears to like what he sees before entering the ring with it.
Jake Mercer: Xander is stirring, and appears to have no idea what’s behind him as Myles awaits Payne rising back to his feet with a light tube he pulled out from the box! WAIT! WHILE XANDER PAYNE WAS USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, HE CAUGHT A GLANCE AT THE TITANTRON, AND REALIZED WHAT AWAITED HIM! THEREFORE, ROLLED OUT OF THE RING, TAPPING HIS HEAD AT MYLES, SHOWING WHY HE IS A WRESTLING GENIUS!
Stew-O: MYLES LOOKS ANNOYED, AND CHARGES TO THE OUTSIDE, CHASING AFTER XANDER, WHO RUNS AROUND THE RING BEFORE SLIDING IN! XANDER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AS MYLES COMES SLIDING IN HIMSELF! BUT XANDER RUNS RIGHT INTO LIGHT TUBE, WHICH GETS SMASHED ACROSS HIS MIDSECTION AS MYLES SWUNG FOR THE FENCES!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER ISNT LOOKING LIKE MUCH OF A GENIUS NOW AS HE DROPS TO A KNEE, CLUTCHING HIS ABDOMEN IN PAIN! AND MYLES GRABS ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE OUT OF THE BOX, AND SMASHES XANDER ACROSS THE BACK THIS TIME! THATS TWO LIGHT TUBES BROKEN ON XANDER NOW!
Stew-O: Myles is seemingly done with the light tubes for now, and grabs one of those chairs he brought in, wedging it into the corner! Myles turns around- BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A LIGHT TUBE SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION! MYLES ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, FAVORING HIS GUT IN PAIN! ILL TELL YOU WHAT, MYLES HAS GOTTA BE KICKING HIMSELF RIGHT NOW, TAKING HIS EYES OFF XANDER PAYNE FOR A MINUTE, WHICH IS ALL THE HALL OF FAMER NEEDS TO REGAIN CONTROL!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, THAT BOX OF LIGHT TUBES WAS WITHIN HIS REACH, AND HE MANAGED TO SHIFT THE MOMENTUM! Xander exits the ring, and he gets on top of Myles in a rear mount, beginning to use that shattered light tube as a weapon, USING THE JAGGED EDGE TO STAB INTO MYLES’ FOREHEAD, CAUSING SOME BLOOD TO TRICKLE OUT!
Flannery McCoy: AND JUST LIKE THAT, MYLES IS THE FIRST ONE TO BLEED! AND THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO GO FROM BAD TO WORSE FOR THE TEAM OF MYLES AND NIKOLAS, AS RYAN HAS THROWN THERON BACK OVER THE BARRICADE! AND XANDER MAKES HIS WAY OVER, LOOKING TO DOUBLE TEAM THERON, WHO GETS DRIVEN BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON!
Stew-O: FOLLOWED UP BY BEING THROWN BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! DOMINION IS STANDING TALL, ALBEIT NOT FOR LONG AS MYLES LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILO ON BOTH MEN! MYLES ROLLS RYAN BACK INTO THE RING, MAKING THIS THE FIRST TIME THOSE TWO HAVE INTERACTED THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, AND MYLES CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Jake Mercer: MYLES DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A METEORA, AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT AT TWO! ON THE OUTSIDE, XANDER AND THERON ARE EXCHANGING HANDS, AND THERON GOES TO WHIP XANDER INTO THE RINGPOST, BUT XANDER COUNTERS, SENDING THERON FACE FIRST INSTEAD! MYLES LOOKS TO SOAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO XANDER, BUT XANDER SIDESTEPS, AND MYLES FLIES FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: XANDER INSTANTLY LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE, AND HOISTS MYLES ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A TORTURE RACK POSITION! RYAN ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, AND IT BECOMES EVIDENT WHAT THESE TWO ARE LOOKING FOR AS RYAN LEAPS OFF THE APRON WITH A DIVING KNEE STRIKE ON MYLES, WHO GETS PLANTED WITH A BURNING HAMMER ON THE OUTSIDE! WARHAMMER LANDS, AND MYLES MIGHT BE OUT OF IT, AS HE IS VERY MUCH LIMP!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES GETS ROLLED BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND RYAN HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! AND THAT MIGHTVE BEEN THE DISADVANTAGE TO DOING A MOVE LIKE THAT ON THE OUTSIDE, BECAUSE YOU WASTE PRECIOUS TIME WHEN HAVING TO ROLL YOUR OPPONENT BACK INSIDE, GIVING THEM ENOUGH BREATHING ROOM TO POSSIBLY RECOVER! AND WEVE COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT, WHEN IT COMES TO MYLES, HE DOESNT NEED MUCH IN ORDER TO RECOVER!
Stew-O: NOPE, MYLES IS ONE OF OUR MOST RESILIENT COMPETITORS IN EAW, AND THATS A GIVEN WHEN YOU HAVE THE LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS HE DOES! A FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION, A FORMER NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, AND A FORMER TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: HES A FORMER TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION OVER ON VOLTAGE, A SHOW WHERE HE DISPLAYED HIS BRUTALITY ALONGSIDE THOSE LIKE MINERVA AND DRAKE KING! IN STIPULATIONS LIKE THIS, MYLES CAN ADAPT QUITE EASILY, BEING ABLE TO TAKE PUNISHMENT AND INFLICT IT! BUT HERES THE THING ABOUT MYLES, HE ISNT SUPERHUMAN, AND IF DOMINION KEEP THIS UP, HE WONT BE ABLE TO KEEP POPPING THAT SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!
Stew-O: Xander lifts Myles up in the corner, and drives his shoulder into his midsection, keeping it pinned there as RYAN LEAPS IN THE AIR WITH A FLYING FOREARM TO MYLES! MYLES COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND RYAN MAKES THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG DEEP!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THH-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT, AS MYLES AGAIN MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP! Theron attempts climbing up on the apron, BUT GETS KNOCKED OFF WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY XANDER! THERON WAS RECENTLY IN THE CROWD, DUKING IT OUT WITH RYAN WILSON, WHO MANAGED TO GET THE BETTER OF THAT EXCHANGE IN THE END! BUT THERON SHOWED SOME WILY, USING THAT FANS DRINK TO TOSS INTO THE EYES OF RYAN!
Stew-O: As of right now, Theron NEEDS to get back in there, and help Myles out, as Myles is being isolated by DOMINION, who show no signs of letting up.
Jake Mercer: Would you?
Stew-O: Not saying I would if I was a competitor in this match. DOMINION are crafting an excellent strategy right now. Besides, if deciding to turn their attention over to Theron for whatever reason, then Myles might be too beaten up, and broken down to help out there, making it a repeat of sorts. Myles tries pulling himself up with assistance from the corner, but Xander comes from behind, and sticks his head between Myles’ legs for an electric chair, hoisting him off the canvas!
Flannery McCoy: UH OH, THIS IS USUALLY THE SETUP FOR MADE IN CANADA, WHICH DOMINION ARE LOOKING TO PULL OFF AS RYAN STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT THERON CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON AGAIN, YANKING RYAN OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! RYAN GOES FOR A RIGHT HOOK, BUT THERON CATCHES THE ARM, AND LAUNCHES RYAN OFF THE APRON WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: RYAN WENT SPLAT ON THE OUTSIDE, AND WRITHES IN PAIN, FAVORING THAT BACK! I COULD HEAR THE THUD FROM HERE!
Stew-O: MYLES SLIPS OFF XANDER’S SHOULDERS, LANDING BEHIND HIM, AND GRABS XANDER IN A REAR WAISTLOCK! MYLES GOES TO BOUNCE XANDER CHEST FIRST OFF THE ROPES, AND XANDER EATS A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI FROM THERON AS A RESULT! MYLES WITH AN O’CONNOR ROLL, BUT DEADLIFTS XANDER UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! COVER IS MADE, BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE BY MYLES!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER KICKS OUT! THERON GETS YANKED OFF THE APRON BY RYAN, AND BOTH COMPETITORS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER WITH RYAN MANAGING TO TAKE THERON DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! MYLES GOES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES FOR A DIVE, BUT A PRONE XANDER MAKES HIMSELF USEFUL, GRABBING HOLD OF MYLES’ ANKLE, WHICH HALTS THE AUSSIE’S MOMENTUM IN ITS TRACKS!
Stew-O: MYLES SPINS AROUND, AND DROPS TO A KNEE, BEGINNING TO CLUB DOWN ON XANDER’S BACK, WHO IS EVENTUALLY GIVEN NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO AS THE ONSLAUGHT CONTINUES! HOWEVER, JUST AS MYLES GETS FREE, RYAN COMES FROM BEHIND, GRABBING HOLD OF MYLES, AND SENDING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH WAS WEDGED INTO THE CORNER BY HIM EARLIER!
Jake Mercer: MYLES COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS, AND MYLES HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: SHOULDER UP! RYAN POUNDS THE MAT, STARTING TO SHOW A BIT OF FRUSTRATION, BUT ULTIMATELY SHRUGS IT OFF, AND URGES XANDER PAYNE TO GET UP, WHICH HE QUICKLY DOES! Xander holds Myles up for Ryan, who runs off the ropes- BUT GETS TRIPPED FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS BY THERON ON THE OUTSIDE, WHO GRABS RYAN’S ANKLE, AND PULLS HIM OUTSIDE THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: THERES A BICYCLE KICK BY THERON, TAKING RYAN DOWN! XANDER RELEASES HOLD OF MYLES AS THERON SLIDES BACK INSIDE THE RING! XANDER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT THERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE SUPERKICK ON PAYNE AS MYLES RECOVERED IN TIME TO HELP HIM OUT!
Stew-O: THERON BEGINS TO EYE XANDER PAYNE FROM THE CORNER, URGING HIM TO GET BACK UP! XANDER BEGINS TO STIR- BUT RYAN WILSON HOPS BACK ON THE APRON! MYLES CHARGES AT HIM, BUT RYAN LOW BRIDGES THE TOP ROPE, SENDING MYLES UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER PAYNE HAS RETURNED TO HIS FEET, AND THERON RUNS IN FOR THE SPEAR- BUT XANDER SIDESTEPS! ALTHOUGH, THERON CHARGES INTO RYAN INSTEAD, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON, THRUSTING HIS SHOULDER INTO WILSON’S MIDSECTION!
Stew-O: XANDER CHARGES IN- BUT THERON SIDESTEPS HIM THIS TIME, AND XANDER ALMOST COLLIDES STERNUM FIRST WITH THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT HALTS HIS MOMENTUM JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! XANDER TURNS AROUND, AND GETS GRABBED INTO GHOST’S REQUIEM!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER PAYNE COUNTERS THE SWINGING REVERSE STO WITH A SCHOOL BOY! BUT XANDER DOESNT HOLD IT FOR THE COVER, ROLLING THERON THROUGH TO HIS FEET, AND THERON WANDERS INTO A POP-UP SITOUT POWERBOMB!! THE LAST SEDATION CONNECTIONS, AND THIS MIGHT BE ALL SHE WROTE AS XANDER HOLDS IT FOR A COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: OOH! MYLES INTERJECTS HIMSELF WITH A RUNNING PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST OF XANDER, BREAKING UP THE PIN! MYLES GOES TO PULL XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT FROM BEHIND! FROM BEHIND, RYAN PULLS MYLES IN BY THE REAR WAISTBAND OF HIS SHORTS, PULLING HIM IN FOR A BLUE THUNDER BOMB! LA BOMBE BLEU AS HE CALLS IT! RYAN HOLDS IT FOR A COVER, THINKING THIS COULD BE IT!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: AND ITS ANOTHER NEARFALL FOR DOMINION! RYAN LAYS FLAT ON THE CANVAS, NEEDING TO CATCH HIS BREATH, AND POSSIBLY CONJURE UP HIS NEXT GAME PLAN! BUT LOOK INSIDE THAT RING! MYLES IS DOWN! XANDER IS DOWN! RYAN IS DOWN’ THERON IS DOWN! ITS BODIES EVERYWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TEAM BACK TO THEIR FEET?! WILL IT BE DOMINION OR WILL IT BE THE TEAM OF MYLES AND THERON?!
Jake Mercer: WHOEVER DOES WILL BE BLESSED WITH A MAJOR ADVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER!
Stew-O: Well, Ryan Wilson is the first person back to his feet, and he grabs hold of Myles, sending him to the outside!
Jake Mercer: Ryan knows that you need to be in the ring to win this, right?
Stew-O: Well, the fact he’s taking Myles out of it shows that he has bad intentions in mind. Remember, outside the ring is where it really goes down, as that’s where the weapons are, that’s also where the thinner padding is. Myles starts slowly rising to his feet, and Ryan begins to back away, creating a little space, possibly to build momentum for something, and were about to find out what AS RYAN WILSON CHARGES!
Flannery McCoy: POP UP KNEE STRIKE! POP UP KNEE STRIKE BY MYLES, WHICH PLACES RYAN ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AT THE MOMENT! MYLES PLACES WILSON BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A BUCKLE BOMB! MYLES TURNS AROUND, AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM XANDER! XANDER PAYNE REINJECTS HIMSELF INTO THE FRAY, AND JUST LAID WASTE TO MYLES!
Stew-O: MYLES GETS WHIPPED UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE! AND XANDER PAYNE GRABS HOLD OF A LAPTOP FROM A FAN! XANDER SLIDES IN THE RING, AND EYES THERON AS HE USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP! XANDER RAISES THE LAPTOP HIGH TO CRACK THERON WITH IT, BUT THERON EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPEAR!
Jake Mercer: THERON TRIED HITTING THAT SPEAR EARLIER, BUT WAS THWARTED BY RYAN WILSON! XANDER IS DOWN, AND THERON DIGS INTO THAT BOX OF LIGHT TUBES FROM EARLIER, AND STARTS TO PLACE THE REMAINING TWO ON TOP OF XANDER’S BODY! THERON STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND DIVES OFF FOR THE SIX STAR FROG SPLASH!
Ryan Wilson: https://tenor.com/view/cesaro-uppercut-the-usos-wwe-smack-down-live-gif-12271159
Flannery McCoy: INTERCEPTED! RYAN JUST INTERCEPTED THERON WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THERON IS DOWN, AND POSSIBLY OUT OF IT! RYAN HELPS XANDER REMOVE THE LIGHT TUBES OFF HIS BODY, AND XANDER LIFTS THERON UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!
Stew-O: RYAN CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE IT IS! MADE IN CANADA, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE, AND THERON BACKFLIPPED ONTO THE LIGHT TUBES OFF THAT CLOTHESLINE BY WILSON! THERON LANDED ON THE LIGHT TUBES, AND HES COMPLETELY GONE LIMP! HE IS OUT OF IT, AND RYAN SHOOTS THE HALF FOR A COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE BREAKS UP THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: YES, BUT NOT INTENTIONALLY AS MYLES RAMMED XANDER BACK FIRST INTO THE PIN, BREAKING THINGS UP! SEE, THATS WHERE GUARDING THE PIN FOR YOUR PARTNER CAN GO WRONG, AS YOU CAN BE OVERPOWERED AT TIMES, AND THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO XANDER THERE! HE GOT OVERPOWERED!
Jake Mercer: IM SHOCKED THAT MYLES WAS EVEN ABLE TO SAVE IT FOR HIS TEAM, LAST TIME WE SAW HIM, XANDER THREW HIM INTO THE CROWD AREA!
Stew-O: WELL, ITS NOT EXACTLY LIKE MYLES HAD A LOT OF TIME LEFT ON THE CLOCK WHEN THAT SAVE DID HAPPEN! IF HE WAS JUST A MILLISECOND OFF, THE WIN WOULD BELONG TO DOMINION RIGHT NOW, WHO MIGHT HAVE PUT THERON OUT FOR GOOD AT THE MOMENT!
Flannery McCoy: REGARDLESS, THAT DOESNT MEAN MYLES WILL STOP FIGHTING, AS HES JUST MOUNTING XANDER PAYNE WITH RIGHT HANDS AT THE MOMENT! BUT RYAN WILSON COMES IN WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF MYLES’ SKULL, KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO ALL FOURS!
Jake Mercer: RYAN GRABS HOLD OF THERON, AND SENDS HIM OUT TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! NOW, DOMINION ARE FULLY TURNING THEIR ATTENTION TO MYLES, WHO THEY BOTH STOMP DOWN REPEATEDLY ON!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER TELLS RYAN TO CLIMB UP TO THE ROPE, AND RYAN OBLIGES, LOOKING TO GO FOR MADE IN CANADA AS XANDER BEGINS LIFTING MYLES UP HIS SHOULDERS FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR! MYLES STARTS SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE, LANDING PUNCHES TO THE DOME OF XANDER PAYNE, BUT THAT ONLY INCREASES THE URGENCY IN WILSON TO FLY OFF WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! MADE IN CANADA CONNECTS!
Stew-O: NO! SPOKE TOO SOON, PARTNER, AS MYLES CONNECTS WITH A REVERSE HURRICANRANA ON XANDER PAYNE, AVOIDING THE CLOTHESLINE! RYAN SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND MYLES STARTS TO HAMMER HIM WITH FOREARMS!
Jake Mercer: RYAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH ONE, AND GOES FOR THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB, BUT MYLES BACKFLIPS OUT OF IT, AND SENDS MYLES STAGGERING TO THE ROPES WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AS HE TURNED HIM AROUND! MYLES CLOTHESLINES WILSON TO THE OUTSIDE, AND TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO XANDER PAYNE, WHO STRUGGLES BACK TO HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: WE FIND OURSELVES IN A SIMILAR POSITION TO EARLIER, AS BOTH COMPETITORS BEGIN TRADING FOREARMS, EXCEPT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING THIS TIME, NOT ON OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!
Stew-O: XANDER REPEATS HIS TACTIC FROM EARLIER, HAMMERING MYLES REPEATEDLY WITH FOREARMS! MYLES IS ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND XANDER RUNS OFF THE ROPES! BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A STIFF FOREARM SMASH BY MYLES, SENDING PAYNE TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN SLIDES BACK IN THE RING, AND WE JUST SAW HIM SETTING UP A TABLE RINGSIDE AFTER BEING SENT OUT BY MYLES! BUT OTHER THAN THAT, HE SNATCHED A CHAIN FROM AN AUDIENCE MEMBER, AND POPS MYLES RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH IT! THAT STEEL CHAIN MIGHTVE DONE THE TRICK AS MYLES HOOKS THE LEGS!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! Ryan wraps that chain around his fist again, and- THERON! THERON SLIDES BACK IN THE RING, AND DUCKS UNDERNEATH A PUNCH ATTEMPT BY RYAN, WHO IS FORCED TO DROP THE CHAIN AFTER A FOREARM BY NIKOLAS! THERON PICKS UP THE CHAIN, AND STARTS TO HAMMER RYAN WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE SKULL, BACKING HIM INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: RYAN DOES HIS BEST TO COVER UP, BUT THERON IS BEATING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF HIM, UNLEASHING ALL HIS AGGRESSION, AND ENACTING SOME REVENGE FOR THE MADE IN CANADA MANEUVER FROM EARLIER, WHICH APPEARS TO HAVE DONE SOME DAMAGE TO THE TORSO OF NIKOLAS!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER! XANDER JUST BROKE A SHOVEL ACROSS THERON’S BACK, AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A DAWNBREAKER! SAITO SUPLEX CONNECTS! XANDER RISES TO A KNEE, BUT EATS DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BACK OF HIS NECK BY MYLES! DRACO METEO- SUPERMAN PUNCH! SUPERMAN PUNCH BY WILSON ON MYLES! COVER IS MADE!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHH-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! THERON GRABS HOLD OF RYAN’S HAIR, AND PULLS HIM UP TO A VERTICAL BASE! AND BOTH WILSON AND THERON BEGIN EXCHANGING FOREARMS! SAME GOES FOR XANDER AND MYLES, WHO ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! ALTHOUGH, YOU CAN TELL THAT EACH MAN IS NOT TIRED, NOT THROWING WITH THE SAME FORCE THEY WERE AT THE START OF THIS CONTEST!
Flannery McCoy: SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX BY THERON! MEANWHILE, A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX BY XANDER! XANDER CHARGES AT THERON FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT THERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND GOES TO RIPCORD XANDER FOR A CARPE DIEM!
Stew-O: XANDER SPINS AROUND, BUT CATCHES THERON WITH A FOREARM, STAGGERING HIM BACK INTO THE ROPES! XANDER TRIES POPPING THERON INTO THE AIR FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT THERON LEAPS OVER XANDER’S HEAD, LANDING ON HIS FEET! XANDER SPINS AROUND- RED MIST!
Jake Mercer: RED MIST BY THERON! XANDER’S EYES ARE BEING BURNED BY THAT MIST, AND HE GETS GRABBED INTO A GUTWRENCH RELEASE POWERBOMB, SENDING XANDER TO THE OUTSIDE, AND THROUGH THE TABLE SET UP BY WILSON!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN TURNS THERON AROUND FOR A KICK TO THE GUT, AND STU- NO! THERON PUSHES WILSON OFF, AND INTO MYLES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, WHICH STUNS RYAN LONG ENOUGH FOR DE FACTO! DE FACTO CONNECTS! MYLES HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNERS… THE TEAM OF MYLES AND THERON NIKOLAS!
(‘Enemy Strike plays as Myles rises off Ryan, and has his hand raised in victory by the referee alongside Theron Nikolas. Afterwards, the two shake hands, and continue their celebration, visibly beaten, battered, and bruised, but adrenaline coursing through them right now following such a hard fought match.)
Stew-O: What a match between both teams, who really brought it in this contest.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, it really seemed like either side had it won, and at one point, DOMINION did, but thanks to a save by Myles, that did not happen
Stew-O: Yeah, Myles, and Theron worked great as a team, managing to work together at different points in this match, even towards the end, which helped them secure the victory.
(Myles and Theron begin making their way up the ramp as the carnage is shown with Xander Payne lying in the table rubble, and Ryan laid out as the camera slowly begins to pan elsewhere, cutting to commercials.)
(A commercial plays, with Empress of Elite winner Serenity Valdez and Halsey Neel partnering up with Expedia. Flights to Cancun and Shanghai are cheap this time of year!)
(Originally fading back in with a shot of the interior of the OVO Hydro, Glasgow Scotland, the crowd would be seated waiting for more. Though, eventually, we start to fade away – entering the backstage area. The camera drags along the marble floor, and eventually it begins to pan up to a large wooden door. On the door it reads “Tyrone Montgomery” – the general manager of the Dynasty brand. The crowd would cheer, as it slowly fades to the inside of the room. His chair facing away, watching the television stand that is propped up on the side of his desk. A feint satisfactory smile creases upon his face, as he stops leaning back on his chair.)
Tyrone Montgomery: What. A. Night. Dynasty only keeps getting better and better. Perhaps it’s time for a celebrator-
(**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**)
Tyrone Montgomery:…y snack… Uh. It’s open?
(Tyrone was cut off in the middle of his sentence by a relatively weak, but audible knock on the door. He swiveled his chair around, as he swiped the bag away from his desk. The person outside of the door would open it, lowering the handle and pushing forward, before stepping inside.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Michael Belfort???
(Michael Belfort, Dynasty’s interviewer, would step inside as he seemed a little bit off put. Not by anything in particular, just by Tyrone’s reaction.)
Michael Belfort: Oh, sorry boss. A bad time?
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh, no. I was just surprised to see you of all people here! It’s like we don’t talk as often anymore. Come in come in! Have a seat!
(Michael Belfort would nod, as he walks forward towards the desk. Taking a seat from the corner, an empty one, as if it belonged in a hotel room or something – he sat in front of Tyrone Montgomery.)
Tyrone Montgomery: So, what is this about? You here to give me another report like the rest of the people have been? That one referee was just going on and on about how he’s been here longer than some people and deserves better. I think he mistook a man with dreadlocks for Bronson Daniels and said he didn’t like him because of it-
Michael Belfort: Oh, no. Sorry to cut you off. But no. I’m not here for that at all… sounds very interesting though.
(Tyrone chuckles to himself.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh yeah, it’s… definitely something. But what can you do with this industry? You get an influx of people, can’t help but get some bad eggs, you know?
(Michael Belfort chuckles too, though a little awkwardly.)
Tyrone Montgomery: So, what is it?
Michael Belfort: Well… I was just thinking…
Tyrone Montgomery: Mhm?
(Michael Belfort waited for a second. He was a little nervous…)
Michael Belfort: Could I get a raise?
(Tyrone Montgomery’s eyebrows lowered.)
Tyrone Montgomery: A raise???? :comeagain:
(Michael Belfort sighed. He knew this wasn’t going to go his way entirely, after all; approaching your boss about something like this is always going to be a difficult decision. You’re here to do your job, it’s less about you, more about the product. Asking for something that benefits YOU specifically is something hard. However-)
Tyrone Montgomery: That’s all you had to say?
Michael Belfort: Huh?
(Nevermind. Tyrone was cool with it! Michael Belfort had no reason to worry, seemingly, as he got exactly what he wanted. Tyrone Montgomery was in a chill mood, after all, perhaps the time to ask him here was the right choice after all, albeit not planned.)
Tyrone Montgomery: You want a raise? Sure. You’ve been working real hard for a very long time.
Michael Belfort: Oh, really? Wow. Thanks. I appreciate it, Tyrone!
Tyrone Montgomery: Hey, no worries. Besides, it’s not exactly a business loss either. We have some leftover salary due to a contract being terminated recently, so if you want it, go ahead.
Michael Belfort: Sure, I’ll never forget this!
(Michael Belfort smiled.)
Michael Belfort: Hey, wait… what do you mean contract terminated?
(Tyrone made a “hm?” Sound as he looked at Michael Belfort.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Have you not heard? It’s like, the talk of all the forums!
Michael Belfort: Oh, no. My wife doesn’t let me use social media often. She says it rots the brain, and dark mode puts out some negative energy. I don’t have the eyesight for light mode either.
Tyrone Montgomery: Well that is… interesting.
(Michael Belfort chuckles nervously.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Well, yeah. A contract was terminated before it was up. What was supposed to be his guaranteed pay is just lying around. The board has had all sorts of ideas of what to use it for. Some said more pyro, some said more unique stages. I know what I wanted though.
(Tyrone grins, as Michael Belfort is curious.)
Michael Belfort: What exactly is it?
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh. You’d love it.
(Tyrone Montgomery reaches over to the bag that was on his desk. Sliding it back into center frame, he reaches in, where he grabs a wrapper. Slowly opening it up…)
Michael Belfort: Is that what I think it is? 🤤
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Tyrone Montgomery: Yep. A turkey sandwich 🤤 a real steal of the year if you ask me!
Michael Belfort: Wow. That really does look delicious. Heavenly I may add. What was the steal though?
(Tyrone clears his throat.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Well, a few months back, I had one of these. It was delicious. But I couldn’t help but think of the memories. The reason why I got this… man, it was something else. The talent he put in. The special abilities he had. A real risk taker. A little mouthy, but boy…
(Tyrone cleared his throat.)
Tyrone Montgomery: https://media.tenor.com/QX4eBIkRvb4AAAAC/vince-special.gif
Michael Belfort: OH! Do you mean Amir Yusuf?
Tyrone Montgomery: What? No. I mean Sanjay, the man that cooked me the original turkey sandwich!
Michael Belfort: :notbad:
(Tyrone looks down at his current Turkey Sandwich…)
Tyrone Montgomery: He might have outdone himself here though. He was way more rowdy in that kitchen, said something about Joso and Kendra, but boy… does this look delicious!
(Michael Belfort looks down…)
Michael Belfort: Can I have som-
Tyrone Montgomery: Be for real.
Michael Belfort: My fault.
(Michael Belfort stands up, as he adjusts his suit.)
Michael Belfort: Well, it was a nice chat!
Tyrone Montgomery: Take care of yourself!
(Michael Belfort nods as he turns around, and walks out of the door. He looks down at his Turkey Sandwich.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh boy, time for Turkey!
(Tyrone lifts the Turkey Sandwich up to his lips. He takes a bite… boy was it better than ever. A little heated kick, followed up with his tastebuds complaining, but overall, a satisfying and long awaited result.)
Tyrone Montgomery: I thank whatever sacrifices went into this. A bargain. A REAL trade.
(He smirks, as the camera slowly begins to fade elsewhere, leaving us as we watch Tyrone Montgomery begin his meal, months of build up, for the best Turkey Sandwich anyone has ever tasted. Truly irreplacable.)
(Transitioning back over to the ring, the action looks to pick back up! The next match card graphic is shown as everyone is ready for Reckless Wiring to continue.)
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Stephie Love: The following contest… IS A NEW BREED SHOWCASE ULTIMATE X MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
( The camera pans to the squared circle as we see four large, metal structures set up on the ring post, all connecting an “X” designed rope that hangs from above the ring. In the centre is obviously an X that is bright red, representing the Dynasty brand, which whomever is able to unhook will be declared the winner of the New Breed Showcase. )
(‘Rivers’ by Blues Saraceno would hit the speakers of the arena, as Sawyer Valentine would make his way out onto the stage. He begins to make his way down the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST!!! FROM LARAMIE, WYOMING, WEIGHING IN AT 217 POUNDS, THE ‘LONE WOLF!!!!’ SAAAWWWYERRR VALENTINEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Firewake’ by Zeal & Ardor then hits, as Mercer McKay would then walk out onto the stage. He looks confident and eager, as he makes his way down the ramp following shortly behind.)
Stephie Love: NEXT! FROM THE BLACK CABIN, WEIGHING IN AT 283 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘MASTODON!!!!!’ MEEERCERRRRRR MCCCKAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
(After that, ‘Rain’ by VKL would begin to play throughout the speakers, as Sorn would then make his way out, and would make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: FROM OSAKA, JAPAN, WEIGHING IN AT 167 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘RISING TALENT!!!!’ SOOORRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
(‘No Bystanders’ by Travis Scott plays soon after, as Mig De Decker walks out onto the stage, looking confident in his chances as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: FROM BRUSSELS, BELGIUM, WEIGHING IN AT 192 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘REALEST WRESTLER AROUND!!!!!!” MIIIGGGGGGG DEEEEEEEE DECKEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
(‘Curse’ by Crystal Lake would then begin to play, as Komatsu Ogawa steps out onto the stage. He does not look happy, as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: FROM KABUKICHO, TOKYO, JAPAN, WEIGHING IN AT 232 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘IMPERIUS REX!!!!!” KOOOOOMATSUUUUUUUU OGGGGGAWWWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar hit, as Danny Cage would be next to make his way out. Cracking his neck, as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: FROM FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA, WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘DEMIGOD!!!!!!” DAAAAAAANNYYYYY CAAAGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(‘Sunkiller’ by Spiritbox would then begin to play, and NOVA makes his way out onto the stage, walking full steam ahead down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS, HE IS NOOOOVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN’ by THE DU and EDM would play right after, as Juggalo Sally would make her way out onto the stage, as energetic as she could be, as she walked the ramp.)
Stephie Love: FROM THE BIZARRE TOWN, WEIGHING IN AT 137 POUNDS, SHE IS THE ‘SPECIAL GIRL!!!!!” JUUUGGALLLOOOOOO SAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Mount Sinai’ by $uicideboy$ would hit the speakers, as Nyx would make her way out onto the stage, her eyes set right on the ring, as she would walk down towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: FROM FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA, WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS, SHE IS THE ‘HONOURED ONE!!!!!!’ NYYYYXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And finally, ‘Dead Opps’ by DD Osama & Notti Osama would hit, the crowd exploding in boos, as Michael Machina made his way out. He took a look around, before he would begin to make his way down to the ring as well, overlooking the sea of opponents.)
Stephie Love: AND FINALLY!!! FROM BROOKLYN NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘MONEYMAKER!!!!!’ MICHAEEEELLLLLLL MACHINAAAAA!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: And this Ultimate X Match is officially underway as the likes of Sorn, Sawyer Valentine, Mig De Decker, Mercer McKay, Michael Machina, Danny Cage, Nyx, Juggalo Sally, Komatsu Ogawa, and NOVA all look to walk away from tonight as being THE next one to look out for in EAW, and thus writing their name in infamy for many years to come down the line! AND JUST AS I SAY THAT, ALL HELL IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO BREAK LOOSE! Every Elitist within his match takes a target to one another, and we are getting off to a hot start as we are beginning to see how these early parts of the match-up will shape out to be! Michael Machina is bringing it to Juggalo Sally, and now again to Danny Cage.. But Danny Cage begins to show some fight! Mercer McKay and Mig De Decker spill to the outside of the ring, just as Komatsu Ogawa strikes down NOVA and Sawyer Valentine in the middle of the ring! Bodies are everywhere right now!
Jake Mercer: These new breeds are all showing just how explosive they are against one another, and I can assure you that this will be an amazing encounter! Danny Cage is able to shove himself away from the grasp of Michael Machina.. AS NYX IS ABLE TO TAKE DOWN DANNY WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! Did you hear that connection!? Nyx now begins to rain down some shots on The Demigod, but Sorn looks to stop this as he enters the fray.. NO! He is shot down with an uppercut by Nyx as well! Sawyer Valentine looks to do the same but the result does not change! Nyx then grabs Danny Cage up and looks to continue with her assault on him.
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina on the opposite side of the ring is laying it into Juggalo Sally with stiff shots to the chest and rib areas! He grabs The Internet Clown around her neck and.. OH MY! HE THROWS JUGGALO SALLY ACROSS THE RING AND RIGHT INTO NYX AND DANNY CAGE!! All three of those Elitists drop down to the canvas, and rightfully so! Two just had another human being thrown at their faces, with the last one BEING said human being! What an absolute freak of nature Michael Machina is, man!
Jake Mercer: That is true, but Michael Machina is absolutely one of, if not THE, biggest target in this match.. And look right there — Sorn and Komatsu Ogawa are already on a tandem attack when it comes to the lower body of Michael, and this is what I meant. This match is every person for themselves, but you have to be reasonable with all others when it comes to this large issue that you are faced with as a whole. Taking Michael Machina out of the match would clear out a whole lot more openings—
Stew-O: BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO MATTER AT THIS MOMENT!! Michael Machina just took the heads of Sorn and Komatsu Ogawa and smashed them together like they were symbols! How can you do such a thing and not feel for the damage that you have just caused? Both men spiraled to the mat, however Komastu Ogawa was able to catch himself on the ropes.. BUT HE IS THROWN OVER THE TOP AND TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY NONE OTHER THAN MICHAEL MACHINA!! Sawyer Valentine is back up.. AND HE IS GONE TOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina just dishing out an assault like only he could! He is far from finished as he lifts Sorn back up to his feet and tosses him onto his shoulders.. But Sorn seems to have some fight as he starts to claw at Michael’s face— Ahh, forget about it! Huge overhead shots to the ribs is all it takes for Michael to nullify Sorn’s offense…
Stew-O: BUT NOW IT IS NYX WITH A CHOPBLOCK!! The back of Michael Machina’s knee completely and suddenly buckles under his weight following that smash to the back of it… AS SORN IS ABLE TO THEN SWING MICHAEL MACHINA AROUND AND INTO THE MAT WITH A TORNADO DDT!! Michael Machina bounces off of the mat with such force that he is brought right back up to his feet! This guy is not real.
Jake Mercer: Maybe not, but Nyx and Sorn were able to take it to Michael Machina for the time being as he falls into the south west corner! Nyx drops down to her hands and knees.. RIGHT AS SORN RUSHES TOWARDS NYX AND JUMPS OFF OF HER BACK, LANDING AN INCREDIBLE CORNER KNEE INTO THE NOSE OF MICHAEL MACHINA!! Michael Machina is staggering!
Flannery McCoy: Now it is Mercer McKay who pulls Michael Machina by the legs and to the outside of the ring.. AND HE TOSSES MACHINA SKULL FIRST INTO THE SOLID STEEL STEPS!! The top part of the stairs go flying off as Michael Machina is DOWN! But there is still a match going on here despite this major advantage, as Nyx and Sorn begin to trade some shots with one another inside the ring!
Stew-O: Nyx looks to be getting the upper hand right now as she scoops Sorn up and body slams him to the canvas.. BUT NOVA SPRINGBOARDS OUT OF NOWHERE AND CLIPS NYX ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!! Nyx goes flying over her shoulders and onto her knees as NOVA takes a step back.. AND HE LAUNCHES A SUPERKICK INTO NYX’S JAW!! Sawyer Valentine then charges at NOVA and starts to lay in some shots!
( Outside of the ring, Danny Cage is seen getting a table from underneath and settling it up on the outside area next to the north west metal structure. He sets it up right and begins to turn his attention to those who are trying to get up on the outside, striking down the likes of Mig De Decker and Komatsu Ogawa. )
Jake Mercer: NOVA is wasting no time clearing the field as he is able to get the upper hand against Sawyer Valentine, before then throwing Sorn out of the ring just as Nyx rolls her way under the bottom ropes.. But Mercer McKay slides in! NOVA is alert though as he begins to unload a fury of strikes to Mercer! Some devastating kicks, and now a few closed fist shots to the body! Mercer McKay seems to be staggering…
Stew-O: And Juggalo Sally rolls in jumps right onto the back of Mercer McKay as she locks in a sleeper hold! Mercer McKay tries to throw her off and to the outside of the ring, but she is locked around the neck tight as she starts striking the head with the opposite hand… AND NOVA STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!
( NOVA makes his way to the top rope as he then looks to climb up the metal structure on the post in order to cling onto the X rope above the ring. )
Flannery McCoy: NOVA making the smart choice to begin the ascension to the top of the ring as he grabs onto the ropes.. But Danny Cage sees this and makes his way onto the apron and quickly grabs the boot of NOVA! NOVA is trying to fight through these shots to his legs, but Danny Cage has him overwhelmed and brings NOVA to a seated position on the top!
Jake Mercer: Danny Cage now makes his way to the top turnbuckle with The Eternalizer and starts to nail some shots to the head.. AND LOOK AT MERCER MCKAY! HE IS ABLE TO THROW JUGGALO SALLY OFF OF HIS BACK! AND HE RUSHES ACROSS THE RING TOWARDS WHERE NOVA AND DANNY CAGE ARE AT—
Stew-O: OH MY!! MERCER MCKAY JUMPS RIGHT UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND SCOOPS UP NOVA AND DANNY CAGE FOR A DOUBLE AVALANCHE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! HOLY HELL! THAT’S LIKE A TEN FOOT FALL ALL THE WAY TO THE MIDDLE OF THE CANVAS!? And Mercer McKay is already up to his feet like it was nothing! NOVA and Danny Cage are out of it.
Jake Mercer: Insane levels of strength and agility from Mercer McKay, no doubt about it. And now he looks to capitalize upon this opening as he makes his way towards the south east corner.. But Mercer McKay is met by Sorn! Sorn from on the apron begins to land some closed fist shots to the face.. Uh oh. Mercer McKay grabs Sorn by the throw and throws him over the top rope and into the ring.. But Sorn rolls through the toss and gets to his feet!
Flannery McCoy: Mercer McKay sees this as he looks to run right through Sorn.. But Sorn is able to pull the top rope down and he causes Mercer McKay to spill to the outside of the ring! Mercer McKay lands on his feet however.. BUT MICHAEL MACHINA IS ON THE ATTACK LIKE A PREDATOR WHO JUST FOUND HIS PREY! Mercer had thrown Machina into the steel steps head first a bit ago, and now he is getting his revenge!
Jake Mercer: These two big men are throwing clubbing blows at one another without any stopping.. And look at Sorn in the ring! He seems to be stalking Mercer McKay and Michael Machina from near the ropes—
Stew-O: AND SORN LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT MERCER MCKAY AND MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE!! SORN WAS ABLE TO CATCH THEM BOTH AND TAKE THEM TO THE FLOOR!!
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Jake Mercer: I cannot believe what I just saw! Sorn’s signature shooting star press was able to take down a combined weight of over FIVE HUNDRED and twenty pounds, and whether or not that was helped by the blows that Mercer McKay and Michael Machina were dishing out against one another doesn’t change how impressive that is! Sorn now gets up onto the apron and he begins to scale to the top turnbuckle!
Flannery McCoy: And now Sorn is at the top of the metal structure.. And he clutches onto the X rope! Sorn begins to make his way to the centre slowly but surely.. But now it’s Mig De Decker who rolls in and catches Sorn in an awkward place! Sorn can’t do much from up there, and Mig De Decker knows this as he grabs at the right ankle…
Stew-O: AND HE PULLS SORN DOWN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS WITH A POWERBOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! A SIX FOOT DROP IS WHAT IT TAKES FOR SORN TO GET FOLDED! But Mig De Decker stays on the attack as he throws Sorn up to his feet, and then shoulder first into the ring post! Yikes, what an echo.
Flannery McCoy: Juggalo Sally makes her way back in, as well as Nyx and Komatsu Ogawa! Mig De Decker turns his attention to Nyx as Sally and Ogawa go after one another! And now all four Elitists are beginning to brawl with to a huge ovation from the crowd! Nyx is able to turn the momentum towards her way as she launches Mig De Decker into the ropes.. BUT HE COMES BACK WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!
Stew-O: Juggalo Sally and Komatsu Ogawa are going back and forth here! Chop after chop to each other’s chests, and now some shots to the face! Juggalo Sally looks to go for a high kick to the face of Komatsu Ogawa.. But he is able to duck under and throw the arm over his neck! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Juggalo Sally rolls over to the ropes and pulls herself up with what she can as Komatsu Ogawa begins to lay in some huge stomps!
Jake Mercer: Nyx on the other hand is trying to fight her way back into this as she nails a big knee into the gut of Mig De Decker! She now looks to ricochet off of the ropes and come right back towards the self proclaimed Realest Wrestler Around.. But Decker is a step ahead as he throws Nyx over his head and onto the apron! AND NOW A HEADBUTT TO NYX!
Flannery McCoy: Nyx seems to be on some spaghetti legs on the apron… AND MICHAEL MACHINA IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! OH NO! HE JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON WITH NYX AND IMMEDIATELY SENDS AN ELBOW INTO HER FACE! Nyx crashes into the barricade as she falls to the outside.. And Michael Machina is back in the ring!
Jake Mercer: All of the men and women inside of the ring immediately take notice of this… AND MICHAEL MACHINA GETS SWARMED BY ALL OF THEM! MIG DE DECKER, JUGGALO SALLY, AND KOMATSU OGAWA BEGIN TO UNLEASH AN ASSAULT ON THE MONKEY MAKER!! AND MICHAEL MACHINA SEEMS TO BE DROPPING TO HIS KNEES! The mass amount of kicks and punches are doing some heavy work right now—
Stew-O: AND IN RUSHES DANNY CAGE WITH A HUGE “KILLER CAGE” SPEAR TO MICHAEL MACHINA!! HE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH MACHINA’S ABDOMEN AS THE CROWD SEEMS TO HAVE EXPLODED!! THE MACHINE HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING.. But he falls right back onto his feet! Danny Cage seems to be very proud of his work, but there isn’t any stopping the overall attack as Juggalo Sally begins to build some momentum..
Flannery McCoy: AND IT IS A SUICIDE DIVE TO MICHAEL MACHINA BY JUGGALO SALLY!! Michael Machina is brought down again, but he stumbles up to a knee – What do you have to do at this point?? Danny Cage and Komatsu Ogawa exit the ring towards Machina, as Sawyer Valentine now groups with them as well.. AND NYX INTERCEPTS WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF DANNY CAGE! AND THEY BEGIN GOING AT IT! Juggalo Sally, Sawyer Valentine, and Komatsu Ogawa however keep their targets on Michael Machina—
Jake Mercer: NO! MERCER MCKAY IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE PLOWS RIGHT THROUGH JUGGALO SALLY AND KOMATSU OGAWA, AS HE THEN TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO SAWYER WITH A BIG BOOT! AND NOW HE LOOKS TOWARDS NONE OTHER THAN MACHINA… BUT NOVA IS THERE TOO AS HE RUSHES AT MERCER WITH A FLYING FOREARM TO—
Flannery McCoy: NOVA IS THROWN OVER MERCER MCKAY’S OWN HEAD AND INTO THE FRONT ROW!! OH MY.. NOVA fell right into a sea of fans.. And now Mercer can set his sights on his soul target! Mercer McKay wants Michael Machina all to himself as he throws Machina head first into the barricade, and I can’t blame him… He grabs The Machine once more and tosses him up the ramp as he follows suit!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, Nyx and Danny Cage have brawled their way back up to the ring apron with one another, and this is a very dangerous place, Flannery. One wrong move and each Elitist could walk away severely injured.. Danny Cage seems to have a firm footing here however as he begins bouncing Nyx off of the south west pole repeatedly! Nyx’s spine has got to be feeling it as steel connects right into it time and time again.. BUT THIS TIME SHE BOUNCES BACK WITH THE BOOT UP, AND SHE CLIPS DANNY CAGE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK ON THE RAMP! MERCER MCKAY WAS ABLE TO GET MICHAEL MACHINA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN POWERSLAM POSITION.. AND IT LANDS! A HUGE POWERSLAM ON THE STEEL RAMP!! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT WITH OVER TWO HUNDRED POUNDS CRASHING DOWN TO EARTH! Mercer McKay is getting his PAYBACK against Michael Machina—
Jake Mercer: AND I THINK NYX IS AS WELL WITH DANNY CAGE!! SHE IS ABLE TO HOIST HIM UP INTO THE AIR… AND SHE IS EYEING FOR THE TABLE THAT DANNY CAGE HAD SET UP BEFORE! NYX RUNS WITH DANNY CAGE UP IN THE AIR AND SHE CHUCKS HIM RIGHT THROUGH IT!! OH MY GOD, DANNY CAGE JUST LANDED RIGHT ON HIS NECK WITH THAT HUGE POWERBOMB BY NYX!!! WHAT DID WE JUST SEE!
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Stew-O: Danny Cage seems to be, very much, OUT. Nyx went to a level that only she saw fit, and damn did it pay off well. She is up to her feet now as she rolls into the ring, and Mercer McKay sees this from the ramp as he begins to make his way down too! Nyx is not going to let these chances slip however as she begins to scale the south east corner.. AND SHE IS CLIMBING HER WAY TO THE CENTRE OF THE RING! Mercer McKay rolls in.. AND HE GOES TO THE NORTH WEST CORNER!?! MERCER MCKAY IS SCALING TO THE TOP!!
Jake Mercer: I mean this is incredible.. This man Mercer McKay is climbing up the metal structure.. And my oh my, he latches onto the rope! He is going to meet Nyx right in the middle here at this rate, as both Elitists look to make their way to the X.. AND THERE THEY ARE ABOVE THE RING! NYX AND MERCER MCKAY BEGIN TO SWING THEIR LEGS INTO ONE ANOTHER, TRYING TO CAUSE THE OTHER TO FALL RIGHT BACK DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! But none of them are letting up! This is just a back and forth battle…
Flannery McCoy: NYX IS ABLE TO SWING HER LEGS ALL OF THE WAY UP AND BOOT MERCER MCKAY RIGHT IN THE FACE!! That has GOT to have some effects on Mercer… WHO SHOOTS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP-LIKE ATTACK INTO THE KNEE OF NYX!! That seems to have done a number as Nyx swings back and looks to almost lose the grasp she has on the rope, trying to shake off that knee—
Stew-O: KOMATSU OGAWA GETS TO THE TOP ROPE BEHIND MERCER MCKAY AND SETS A TARGET RIGHT ON HIM, FLYING OFF IN ORDER TO GRAB THE WAIST AND RIP MERCER’S GRIP WITH A MID AIR GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE CANVAS!! OGAWA TAKES DOWN MCKAY!! WHAT A FREAKING SUPLEX THAT WAS!! Mercer McKay landed right on the back of his neck, as Komastu Ogawa now pops back up to his feet!
Jake Mercer: Some insane ability by Ogawa as he looks up at Nyx who is still hanging on.. AND HE RAMS A FOREARM SMASH INTO THE PREVIOUSLY TARGETED DANGLING KNEE! NYX FALLS INTO KOMATSU OGAWA’S GRASP… AND HE IS ABLE TO TRANSITION NYX AROUND IN ORDER TO NAIL THAT SPINNING HAMMERLOCK TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! THE “JURASSIC TERROR” SENDS NYX RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD, AND SHE ROLLS OUT!! Komastu Ogawa immediately rushes his way back to the top rope, and looks to begin his ascent…
Stew-O: JUGGALO SALLY POPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND SPRAYS THE PINK MIST INTO THE EYES OF KOMATSU OGAWA!! KOMATSU SEEMS TO BE BLINDED AS JUGGALO SALLY GETS HER WAY INTO THE RING… “EXPLOSIVE PINK SHOCK” UNDER THE JAW OF KOMATSU OGAWA!! THE SUPERKICK LANDS PERFECTLY, AND JUGGALO SALLY FINDS HERSELF IN PRIME POSITION TO WIN THIS MATCH!! Komastu Ogawa is out as he falls to the outside mats!
Flannery McCoy: Juggalo Sally looks to be making her way to the top.. And Sorn and Mig De Decker are in as well! They each notice one another, but all instead opt to go for a corner and climb their way to the top! They are all climbing the metal structure.. AND THEY EACH LATCH ONTO THE X ROPE! Sally, Decker, and Sorn are all looking to meet their way into the middle of the ring and find out WHO is best, and can walk away as the winner of this match… AND THEY EACH START THROWING WILD SHOTS! KICKS AND KNEES ARE STARTING TO GET THROWN EVERYWHERE!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S MIG DE DECKER AND SORN WHO LAND A DOUBLE HIGH KICK TO JUGGALO SALLY’S FACE, WHO NOW CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE RING CANVAS!! JUGGALO SALLY IS OUT OF THE PICTURE… Ahhhhh shit. Look at the ramp! MICHAEL MACHINA IS UP AND LOOKS TO BE COMING THIS EXACT WAY AS HE RUSHES DOWN TO THE RING, PLOWING RIGHT THROUGH SAWYER VALENTINE! AND THEN NOVA! AND HE CATCHES DANNY CAGE WITH A BOOT AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF A TURNBUCKLE!!
Stew-O: Mig De Decker and Sorn simultaneously turn their bodies towards Michael Machina as they hang there from the X rope… AND MICHAEL MACHINA FLIES OFF…..
Flannery McCoy: WITH A MID AIR “BULLET FROM HELL” RIGHT THROUGH MIG DE DECKER AND SORN!!! THE SPEAR TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN DOWN AND INTO THE MAT FROM HOWEVER MANY FEET IN THE AIR THAT IS, AND MICHAEL MACHINA POPS UP LIKE IT WAS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY’S WORK!! SORN AND DECKER JUST GOT BROKEN IN HALF!! AND MICHAEL WASTES NO TIME AS HE GOES TO THE SOUTH EAST CORNER AND CLIMBS HIS WAY UP!!
Stew-O: Sorn and Mig De Decker got knocked down! Danny Cage, NOVA, and Sawyer Valentine had gotten blindsided by Michael Machina on his way to the ring! Nyx is hurt! Mercer McKay is hurt! Juggalo Sally is hurt! Komatsu Ogawa is legitimately blinded! And that leaves only Michael Machina who is now making his way into the middle of the ring upon the X rope…
Jake Mercer: AND MICHAEL MACHINA HAS DONE IT!! THE MACHINE MADE IT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND UNHOOKED THE X!!! WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… HE IS THE ‘MONEYMAKER!!!!!’ MICHAEEEELLLLLLL MACHINAAAAA!!!!!!!
( Michael Machina releases his grip on the X rope and falls into the middle of the ring on his feet. An entire slew of boos and negative chants begin to sound towards him as he is the only competitor left standing around the entire arena. Michael Machina has gone up yet another level, and no one is going to be able to stop him anytime soon. He raises the X high in the air as his name is announced as the ULTIMATE winner of this match, a sick smile then forming on his face. )
Flannery McCoy: What can I say? Michael Machina has been one of the most impressive new breeds that I have ever seen within EAW, and this match – this win right here proves it. Machina was able to topple a total of nine other Elitists who were just about as hungry as he was, and he did it in one hell of a match. He was a major target with a laser almost always pointed at the back of his head, but yet he persevered tonight at Reckless Wiring! Congratulations to Michael Machina! He earned this.
Stew-O: Indeed he did, Flannery. And that isn’t to say that all others here didn’t put in the work, because they did. This is NOT a normal match, nor an easy one at that.. yet many of these new breeds were able to adapt and overcome this challenge! Some outstanding performances were put on tonight, and if this is what we see from these rising Elitists every single week then there will be no shortage of future champions in the coming years! Amazing work by all these here, and once more, incredible job by Michael Machina!
( The last image we see is of Michael Machina exiting the ring with a mass amount of bodies littered across the ringside floor, a look of accomplishment being present on his face as the cameras begin to slowly fade out. )
( Backstage, and more specifically, into the make-shift office of the Dynasty management team, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Richard Grant are sitting side-by-side in two comfortable chairs, and they are looking at Kensingten’s phone. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: So then Dixie Rose raises her hand and when the teacher calls on her, she stands up, right? She looks at the little colored girl sitting in the front row, two desks away from her, and she goes, ‘why is she allowed to wear a black lives matter shirt?’ And the whole class just looks at my precious baby girl, and apparently even the teacher doesn’t know what to say, but Dixie Rose, bless her sweet little heart, she goes, ‘all lives matter.’ Richard, I tell you, she makes me so proud. I absolutely love being the mother of such a good-natured, angelic child who gets it. Why should one demographic matter more than another?
Richard Grant: You are raising her right. Dixie Rose is going to grow up with proper morals and truly make a difference in this world. Kids these days are so damn sensitive thanks to this ‘woke culture’ nonsense. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these snowflakes running around, crying because a handful of criminals were shot because they broke the law and ran from the police. Once upon a time, police were looked at as heroes. The way they’re treated now is deplorable. It makes me sick!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: This whole country is going to hell in a handbasket. I just hope the right man gets elected in 2024 and saves us, Richard. I really do.
Richard Grant: With the culture vultures hunting Trump down and calling for his head, I just don’t know what’s going to happen. It terrifies me. It really does. All we can do as a nation is pray that Trump gets justice and the witch hunters are the ones who are put on trial. By the way, I forgot to ask you about the Montgomery Brawl, considering your ties to the state of Alabama.
( It’s at that point, Tyrone Montgomery walks in, thankfully interrupting a pretty hateful conversation. Richard looks at the Dynasty General Manager with pure disgust while Kensingten at least has the decency to force a smile across her face. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Speaking of Montgomery. Better late than never, isn’t that right? Considering you asked for Richard and myself to meet you here, you should have had the decency to show up in a more timely manner.
( Tyrone goes to respond, but Kensingten holds up her hand. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Then again, you people have absolutely no concept of time because you think the world revolves around you. I couldn’t imagine being so entitled.
Richard Grant: Why did you call us here, boy?
( Tyrone summons every ounce of professionalism he possesses and looks at Richard and Kensingten. )
Tyrone Montgomery: Look, I know we’ve been talking about this match for a few days now and going back and forth on it, but I really think we need to switch over to ‘First Blood’. Ms. Extreme and Rory Slate deserve better than a ‘Bra and Panties’ match, and quite frankly, so does Dynasty.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’m sorry, Mr. Montgomery, but the answer is no. The beautiful thing about Reckless Wiring is the fact it gives the EAW Universe a voice! They spoke loud and proud about their preference for a ‘Bra and Panties’ match and quite frankly, there’s nothing wrong with women giving the fans a little T&A.
Tyrone Montgomery: Even if it’s against their will?
Richard Grant: For God’s sake, boy. You’re acting like they’re going to be assaulted simply for being in their underwear!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: If so many people were just so offended by the fact one or both women will end up in their under garments, then perhaps more people should have voted for the two other stipulations. The fact of the matter is, the Disney restrictions are off. We don’t have to be so politically correct! We can let our fans be themselves and that’s just a wonderful thing. Elite Answers Wrestling reaches across a wide platform and everyone deserves to have their voice heard.
Richard Grants: That’s right! As Kensingten said, we need to try and reach all audiences, not just these pansy ass politically correct snowflakes who want to cry every time someone says ‘retarded’ instead of ‘special needs’.
Tyrone Montgomery: :roman:
( Kensingten puts a gentle hand on Richard’s shoulder because it’s clear he is getting worked up. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: EAW is for everybody, Mr. Montgomery. Not just the liberals who are out to ruin our Constitutional rights.
( Tyrone opens his mouth to reply, but ultimately decides it’s just not worth it. It’s obvious that he is fighting a losing battle with these two when it comes to the type of match Ms. Extreme and Rory will be competing in. Suppressing a sigh, Tyrone pulls his phone out and opens up his notes app. )
Tyrone Montgomery: Another thing we need to decide on is sponsorship opportunities. I know we’ve tossed around a few ideas and haven’t reached any definite conclusions, but what do you think about working with Bud Light?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: WHAT?!
Richard Grant: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Do you know how foul Bud Light is, Mr. Montgomery?! I will absolutely NOT have my name or this show associated with a brand that is purposely trying to shove woke garbage down the throats of good, honest, hard-working Americans. Do you know what kind of message it sends that they want to associate themselves with someone who is refusing to live his life as God intended? Dylan Mulvaney is an abomination, Mr. Montgomery, and the fact you would even suggest working with a brand that supports those… those… PEOPLE… really makes me question what kind of credentials you have for even having this job! Do you know how many fans we would lose if we were to allow Bud Light to come on board?! Do you even care?! Our primary audience are blue collar Americans who want to relax after a long, hard day at work! Alienating them means we lose the majority of our revenue!
Richard Grant: I’m sick.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: We are boycotting Bud Light until they denounce Dylan Mulvaney and apologize for allowing something like that to promote their product. I hope to God you have some other suggestions because I’m about to walk out of this office right now. I am absolutely flabbergasted at your audacity.
Tyrone Montgomer: Alrighty. Ben and Jerry’s then.
( Richard’s face turns visibly red. )
Richard Grant: THE MOST ANTI-AMERICAN COMPANY IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY?!
Tyrone Montgomery: :wtf: Seriously?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: YES! THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE SECTION ON THEIR WEBSITE TALKING ABOUT HOW AMERICA WAS STOLEN FROM THOSE INDIANS!
Richard Grant: My blood is BOILING right now. To actually suggest we should work a group of progressive assholes who want to turn this country over to a bunch of savages is beyond insulting. These absolute SICKOS think one of the greatest landmarks in the entire world should be taken down. Mount Rushmore is a staple of American History and while I don’t agree with EVERYONE that is depicted on it…
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Because Abraham Lincoln never did anything positive for this country…
Richard Grant: It belongs to US! It belongs to America!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Absolutely right! Ben and Jerry’s is an absolute no, and I never, ever want to hear you suggest anything so ludacris ever again, Mr. Montgomery. These are terrible ideas, and not at all shocking considering who you are.
Tyrone Montgomery: And who am I, Kensingten?
Richard Grant: Don’t speak to her in that tone of voice. It’s not her fault you’re a narrow-minded liberal who clearly has an agenda. You want to silently promote everything that is wrong with this country and feed into some political mumbo jumbo, and all at the expense of our core audience. Shame on you, boy. Educate yourself on what actually matters and trust me, it’s not anything your kind believes in.
Tyrone Montgomery: Excus-
Richard Grant: I’m not done speaking. I have my own ideas about the type of organizations we should associate ourselves with and the main one that comes to mind is Nine Line Apparel. They are veteran owned, support local authorities, and love America the way it’s intended. They’re perfect.
( Kensingten’s eyes light up in delight. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: YES! Richard, oh my goodness! That’s absolutely perfect! I have their Pooh Bear shirt that says ‘Stay Strapped or Get Clapped’ and it’s just absolutely the cutest thing in the world!
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Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’m going to start working on a proposal so we can present this to the board. Can you picture someone as precious and as blue collar as Jay Jerry Johnson carrying that beautiful Interwire Championship to the ring while wearing a tee-shirt with the ‘Blessed Are the Peacemakers’ shirt??
( Richard, who is looking at Nine Line Apparel on his phone, nods his head. )
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Richard Grant: This is perfect for someone like Jay. Or better yet, someone like Drake Armstrong. That boy is young, he is hungry, and he embodies everything that an Elitist should be.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You know what, Richard? You are absolutely right. I can see Drake Armstrong proudly supporting a wonderful company like Nine Line. I want this to happen. It has to happen.
( Tyrone is in shock at the moment and doesn’t know what to say. It’s obvious that as far as Kensingten and Richard are concerned, the meeting is over and their decision on the potential sponsor for Dynasty is final. With a disgusted shake of his head, Tyrone exits the office and the other two don’t even acknowledge it. Reckless Wiring fades elsewhere. )
(Back at ringside, the next match card graphic is shown.)
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Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled as a BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!
(Some of the crowd cheers, but the ambiance is uncomfortable for the most part.)
Flannery McCoy: I did not manage Empire to see women’s wrestling get degraded like this.
Jake Mercer: :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: Anyhow you had a women’s division on your show, Jake, this promotion would be dead in the waters by now.
Jake Mercer: https://media.tenor.com/vkRobvgamNsAAAAM/soobfad-druski.gif
Stephie Love: The only way to win this match is to be the first competitor to fully strip their opponent down to their bra and panties!
(As the camera transitions to the stage area, Tyrone Montgomery is seen coming out with a microphone on his hand as the fans start to cheer loudly.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Hellooo, lovely people of Glasgow, Scotland! How’s everyone doing tonight?
(The crowd begins to cheer loudly as Tyrone nods away in approval.)
Tyrone Montgomery: That’s what I love to hear! Now I know, I know, you guy didn’t pay to watch me yap all day especially after a lot of people voted for the next match to be a “Bra and Panties” match… but I do have some “bad” news and while I don’t like being the bearer of “bad” news I do want everyone to hear me out! As General Manager of Dynasty my job is to not just take care of the talent here but also listen to Disney’s demands… which brings me to why I am out here right now! We all know that this type of match, this “Bra and Panties” match not only degrades women around the world and isn’t very progressive nor aligns with most of our beliefs; seeing that Ms. Extreme and Rory Slate are NOT fans of this match either. Kensingten Calhoun-Astor may have tried to push the limit seeing that recently Disney and EAW may have renegotiated some terms to be more lenient with the program… This type of match is NOT what Disney had in mind when being more lenient with the program and seeing that this horrific match doesn’t align with their policies either… I am VETOING this match!
(The crowd looks confused, but Tyrone Montgomery raises his hand, and the crowd quiets down again.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Ms. Extreme versus Rory Slate WILL still happen… but the stipulation will no longer be a “Bra and Panties” match! We looked at the votes and I have decided to go with the second-highest voted match stipulation, so I am OFFICIALLY making Ms. Extreme versus Rory Slate a FIRST BLOOD MATCH!
(The crowd erupts in cheers as Tyrone Montgomery smirks a bit as he nods alongside the cheers.)
Jake Mercer: https://media.tenor.com/AZc7YBWwyC0AAAAM/long-kiss-teet-kmt.gif
Tyrone Montgomery: Sorry for the interruption Stephie Love and all of Glasgow, Scotland… let the show continue! Stephie Love, restart the pre-match introduction and let’s get this back on track!
(The crowd claps and cheers for Tyrone Montgomery as she waves at the fans before walking back where he came from as the camera quickly transitions back to Stephie Love.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is NOW scheduled as a FIRST BLOOD MATCH!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stephie Love: The only way to win this match is to be the first competitor to bust your opponent open and draw the first blood!
(The cheering becomes even louder as the lights begin to slowly dim and fireworks start to blast off as ‘They Call Me a God’ by NEFFEX starts to play loudly through the arena.)
(Suddenly, Ms. Extreme is seen walking out as she takes a second to bask in the moment as the fans erupt into cheers as she takes a few steps forwards looking very elated about the last-minute stipulation change as she begins to make her way into the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Calabasas, California… Weighing in at 140 pounds… She is “The Problem Child”… MS. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
Flannery McCoy: From a “Bra and Panties” match to a First Blood match, things have picked up between Ms. Extreme and Rory Slate as now there’s only one way these women can win this match and it’s by busting their opponent open and being the first to draw blood!
Jake Mercer: We both know who’s walking out the winner this match, but look at how confident Ms. Extreme is walking into this match and I bet the stipulation change has something to do with that seeing that a match like this is exactly what she wanted!
(As Ms. Extreme makes her way inside the ring ‘They Call Me a God’ by NEFFEX starts to slowly fade away as the camera pans over to the stage where fireworks blast off as ‘Monsters’ by Currents starts to play around the arena and the crowd begins to boo very loudly.)
(Rory Slate steps out as she spreads her arms and soaks in all the boos targeted towards her as she slowly spins around as starts to point at herself as a spotlight is aimed right at her as she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing her opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 138 pounds… “The Windy City Sadist”… RORYYYYYYY SLAAAAAAATE!!!
Jake Mercer: THE WINNER IS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Rory Slate is here to show all of Dynasty and EAW as a whole that she belongs here and that she deserved all the spotlight in the world! A win over Ms. Extreme will do wonders for her career, believe it!
Stew-O: You’re talking like she’s already won the whole thing Jake! I mean this isn’t a walk in the park type of match for her as she has angered Ms. Extreme a lot with attack after attack week in and week out and trust me, Ms. Extreme hasn’t been happy ever since she’s come to Dynasty and has had to deal with Kensingten Calhoun-Astor shenanigans as of lately! No matter what, both these women are hungry and angry but only one of these two will be angry enough to bust open their opponent and draw first blood to take the win here at Reckless Wiring!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The match is on the way and these two women stare each other down as they have only one purpose in this match; make their opponent bleed before they’re busted open by the other woman! Rory Slate and Ms. Extreme locking up as they start trying to get the upperhand in their grapple up as Ms. Extreme puts Rory in a headlock and executes a headlock takedown!
Stew-O: Rory goes down as Ms. Extreme locks in the hold tighter as she uses her other hand to unleash a barrage of punches to Rory as she tries to make Rory’s head more susceptible to being busted open sooner as the punches continue to be unleashed! Rory Slate tries to escape from the headlock as she starts kneeing the back of Ms. Extreme’s head as the slowly begins to let go of the lock as Rory quickly picks herself up as Ms. Extreme gets on one knee before Rory Slate hits her with a running knee to Ms. Extreme’s face!
Jake Mercer: You know I for one am VERY glad that this last minute change occurred because we get to see none other than Rory Slate in her natural environment as she’s in her element in these type of matches where sometimes taking high risks is enough to get the win as making your opponent bleed is not an easy task! Rory not letting Ms. Extreme rest as she starts stomping all over her facing as a little payback from the barrage of punches Ms. Extreme unleashed on her earlier in the match after the headlock takedown!
Flannery McCoy: You have to think that both these women were not ready for a First Blood match as before Tyrone Montgomery came out and announced the change, these two were set to go head to head in a “Bra And Panties” match; luckily Tyrone came to the rescue and has blessed us with a match type fitting of both these two elitist in the ring! Though we can’t forget about the action inside the ring as Rory Slate finishes one last stomp as she slowly picks Ms. Extreme up as Rory Irish Whips her to the ropes as Ms. Extreme rebounds while Rory goes for an elbow to her face!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme using her veteran skill to duck over Rory Slate’s elbow as she uses the ropes to rebound herself in Rory’s direction as she hits her with a beautiful Spinning Heel Kick laying Rory down on the mat as Ms. Extreme stands up and starts going for her own stomps on Rory Slate as she hits a knee right on Rory’s throat as Ms. Extreme holds it there for a few seconds before popping her knee back up from a kneeling position as Ms. Extreme slowly picks up Rory Slate to hit her with a German Suplex!
Jake Mercer: She’s not done just yet as Rory Slate groggily stays up from the German Suplex as Ms. Extreme runs towards Rory and tries to hook her in a Frankensteiner, but Rory Slate doesn’t let Ms. Extreme fully executed it as Rory keeps her in a powerbomb position as Rory Slate hits her with a Sit-Out Powerbomb right in the middle of the ring! Rory picks herself up as she uses her foot to slowly pick up Ms. Extreme with it almost aiding her as she tries to get up before being greeted with shoot kicks right to her chest as Rory unleashes a couple of shoot kicks to the chest as Rory Slate finishes up with a VICIOUS shoot kick right to Ms. Extreme’s face as she crashes down face first to the mat!
Flannery McCoy: Rory Slate quickly turns Ms. Extreme over to see if she’s bleeding, but it’s too soon as Ms. Extreme looks just fine as Rory stomps her face and quickly heads to the top rope as she looks down at Ms. Extreme and takes a dive as she’s looking for an elbow drop! Rory crashes to the mat elbow first as Ms. Extreme quickly moves out of the way as she uses the ropes to get back up and picks Rory up as quickly as she can as she hooks her in for an Exploder Suplex that sends Rory flying to the corner as her back hits the turnbuckle!
Stew-O: Rory Slate rolls out of the ring to catch her breathe as Ms. Extreme runs the rope and HITS RORY SLATE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE AS THEY BOTH CRASH ONTO THE BARRICADE! Ms. Extreme picks herself up with the aid of the barricade as Rory Slate attempts the same as she’s met with a running knee to the barricade from Ms. Extreme as she pushes her down as Ms. Extreme starts looking under the ring for a weapon to help her bust Rory Slate open here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme has a steel chair as she hits the floor testing the chair as she looks up and goes for a swing at Rory Slate! Fortunately, Rory Slate using her amazing speed and agility to duck under the swing and hit Ms. Extreme with a Pele Kick that sends the chair to the side as Ms. Extreme is forced to let it go as Rory picks her up and puts her up in a Powerbomb position as she slams Ms. Extreme’s back on the apron, but she’s not done just yet as she showcases her more aggressive side as she swings her side to the apron showing why she is one of the very best New Breed talent currently on Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: Rory Slate not quite done as she picks up Ms. Extreme in a powerslam position as she walks her near the steel post as she positions Ms. Extreme over her own shoulder as she slowly takes a few steps back and sends her flying face first to the post! Ms. Extreme is on her knee as she’s leaning onto the steel post as Rory noticed the steel chair that Ms. Extreme took out from under the ring as she takes it out and takes a swing at Ms. Extreme!
(A loud thud can be heard as the sound from the impact of the steel chair connecting on the steel post can be heard.)
Jake Mercer: YES! RORY HI- MS. EXTREME MOVED AT THE LAST MINUTE AS THE SOUND WE HEARD WAS FROM THE CHAIR CONNECTING ON JUST THE STEEL POST AS RORY DROPS THE CHAIR FEELING THE IMPACT FROM THE CHAIR HITTING THE STEEL POST ITSELF! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS MS. EXTREME USING HERE?!?
Flannery McCoy: That’s called Newton’s Third Law of Motion; for every action there is an equal reaction and what Rory felt was all the force of her own swing coming back at her! Maybe you should’ve studied more in school than studying whatever made up wrestling matches you constantly bring up Jake! Ms. Extreme uses this to her advantage as she shoves Rory onto the steel post face first as she quickly hits Rory with a big boot onto the steel post itself as Rory falls face first to the mat as Ms. Extreme asks for the referee to check if her opponent is already bleeding!
Stew-O: The referee checks on Rory Slate to see if she’s bleeding, but the referee signals that the match is still on as Rory has yet to bleed. That’s one tough elitist if I have ever seen one, but Ms. Extreme isn’t happy that Rory is still not bleeding as she grabs the steel chair and starts hitting Rory over and over with that chair until it’s too damaged to be used as she tosses it to the side and picks up Rory as she tosses her back inside the ring as Ms. Extreme follows just to pick Rory back up and start rubbing her face on the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Anything goes in this match and trust me, people will do A LOT of out of pocket things to make their opponents bleed as it reminds me of a match down in Mexico where two luchadors used a belt and a sandal, “La Chancla” as they call it, to make each other bleed! So, all I can say is expect both these elitist to do whatever they need to get results as Ms. Extreme let’s go of Rory Slate as she heads to a turnbuckle and begins to unwrap the cover of it!
Stew-O: Seems Ms. Extreme let her guard down just a little too much as Rory slams her down to the mat with a hair pull as the cover remains covered as Rory climbs to the top rope and dives as she hits a Diving Knee Strike right on Ms. Extreme’s head as Rory quickly puts her in a headlock and starts unleashing a barrage of punches trying to weaken the skin on Ms. Extreme’s forehead to be more susceptible to bleeding just like we saw Ms. Extreme do to Rory Slate to kick off the match!
Flannery McCoy: That won’t be enough, and Rory Slate knows this as she quickly rolls back up picking Ms. Extreme up as she hits her with a quick jab as she grabs onto the ropes and Springboard DDT onto her opponent! As she quickly transitions it into a German Suplex as she throws Ms. Extreme to the turnbuckle… but Ms. Extreme lands on her feet as Rory Slate turns around and notices, she is quickly hit with a Frankenstein from Ms. Extreme! Ms. Extreme quickly picks up the dazed Rory as she hits her with her own German Suplex to the turnbuckle!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme now heading to the top rope as she yells to Rory to get up as Rory Slate slowly picks herself up with the help of the ropes as she stands there groggily as Ms. Extreme takes the dive going for the Diving Calf Kick BUT RORY SLATE BEING ABLE TO QUICKLY GRAB MS. EXTREME IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AND TOSSES HER OUT THE RING AS SHE FALLS FROM EXHAUSTION USING ALL HER STRENGTH AND POWER FOR THAT MOVE!
Flannery McCoy: That drop was a NASTY one, as Ms. Extreme’s back hit first on the mat as she can be seen in pain while Rory Slate slowly rolls out of ring as she leans on the ring apron catching her breathe before checking under the ring as she starts to slowly take out a table and set it up as the fans start to cheer loudly, but she could not care at all as she tells them to all shut up as she starts to pick up Ms. Extreme and tried to position her in a Powerbomb position once again, but Ms. Extreme is able to escape with a couple of punches to Rory Slate’s face as she quickly slams Rory on the table and with a very strong Irish Whip she sends her opponent straight to the barricade back first!
Jake Mercer: Both these elitist are going all out, Ms. Extreme showing that she will do whatever she wants on Dynasty, while Rory Slate wants to shut down all the doubters including Ms. Extreme as she wants to prove that she not only belongs here on Dynasty, but in EAW as a whole but right now it seems her strategy is to play possum as she leans on the barricade as Ms. Extreme grabs Rory by her head and starts to slam it down onto the barricade leaving Rory dazed as Ms. Extreme takes a few steps back and connects with a Dragonrana that sends Rory’s back once again crashing but this time it crashes on the apron!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme isn’t done just yet as she grabs a weapon from under the ring once again as she pulls out a Kendo Stick as she starts to grin as Rory is seen leaning on the apron as Ms. Extreme starts swinging at Rory’s torso without a single break as her torso begins to be lit up and her skin is starting to get redder and redder as Rory with all her strength is able to grab the Kendo Stick and rips it straight out of Ms. Extreme’s hand as she goes for a strong swing!
(A loud sound is heard from the Kendo Stick being hit on someone or something as it’s also heard snapping apart.)
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME DUCKS ONCE AGAIN AS RORY SLATE JUST BROKE THE KENDO STICK ON THE BARRICADE! LUCKILY NO FAN WAS HURT, BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS ONTO RORY AND CONNECTS WITH A SAITO SUPLEX AS SHE GETS UP QUICKLY FROM THE ADRENALINE RUSH AS SHE STARTS TO CLIMB THE TOP ROPE AS THE FANS GET ON THEIR FEET AND START CHANGING LOUDLY AS MS. EXTREME TRIES TO MAINTAIN BALANCE LOOKING TO GO FOR “GLASS CEILING”, BUT RORY QUICKLY CLIMBS AS SHE GRABS ONTO MS. EXTREME…
Jake Mercer: YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES! RORY SLATE WAS ABLE TO AVOID “GLASS CEILING” BY HITTING MS. EXTREME WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER FROM THE TOP ROPE DOWN TO THE TABLE SHE SET UP EARLIER IN THE MATCH! IF THAT DIDN’T HAND RORY THE WIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT CAN?!? BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AS THE REFEREE CHECKS ON BOTH OF THEM…
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Stew-O: BOTH WOMEN HAVEN’T BLED JUST YET AND THE MATCH CONTINUES AS RORY IS PICKING HERSELF UP FROM THE CRASH SITE AS SHE LOOKS UNDER THE RING AND TAKES OUT ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR AND STARTS TO SWING IT AT THE DOWNED MS. EXTREME OVER AND OVER AS PAYBACK FROM NOT JUST THE KENDO STICK SWINGS BUT ALSO THE CHAIR SHOTS AS WELL! RORY THROWS THE CHAIR AWAY AS SHE PICKS UP MS. EXTREME AND THROWS HER BACK INSIDE THE RING AS SHE ROLLS IN WITH HER!
Flannery McCoy: Rory Slate takes a minute to gloat as the fans start to boo very loudly as Rory laughs at them as she slowly starts to pick up Ms. Extreme as she starts to set her up for the “Protect Ya Neck” Arm Trapped Piledriver as she starts to tuck her head in position… Ms. Extreme had enough time to rest as she quickly escapes the Piledriver, and quickly grabs the off-guard Rory Slate as she tucks Rory’s head in position for a “Code Red”! SHE HITS IT! “CODE RED” ON RORY SLATE AS MS. EXTREME HAS A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE HEADS TO THE CORNER AND STARTS YELLING FOR RORY TO GET UP! I THINK THIS MAY BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
Jake Mercer: RORY SLATE IS SLOWLY GETTING UP… STAY DOWN RORY, STAY DOWN! WHY ISN’T SHE LISTENING TO ME?!? THIS ISN’T LOOKING GOOD FOR HER AS SHE’S BACK UP ON HER FEET LOOKING DAZED AND CONFUSED AS MS. EXTREME REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPE AND JUMPS AS SHE GOES FOR “HOLY GROUND” AS HER FEET CONNECT ON RORY’S FACE FOR THE LEAPING FOOT STOMP! RORY IS COVERING HER FACE AS MS. EXTREME STARTS TO PULLS HER ARMS AWAY FROM HER FACE AS THE REFEREE CHECKS IN ON RORY!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SIGNALS THAT THERE’S NO BLOOD JUST YET AS MS. EXTREME STARTS TO STOMP REPEATEDLY ON RORY’S FACE AS SHE DROPS A KNEE ON RORY’S FACE AS MS. EXTREME ROLLS BACK UP AND STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LOOKS AT THE CROWD CHEERING HER ON AS SHE DIVES OFF AND GOES FOR A SHOOTING STAR SENTON ON RORY SLATE!
Flannery McCoy: RORY SLATE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING LAST MINUTE AS MS. EXTREME CRASHES ONTO THE MAT AS RORY IS SEEN SITTING NEAR THE APRON CATCHING HER BREATH AS SHE STARTS DIGGING UNDER THE RING AS SHE SLOWLY TAKES OUT A KENDO STICK LOOKING AT IT AS SHE GRINS A BIT AS SHE GRABS MS. EXTREME FROM HER LEG AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING AS MS. EXTREME GROGGILY LEANS ON THE RING AS RORY STARTS SWINGING THE KENDO STICK REPEATEDLY ON MS. EXTREME’S TORSO AS EACH HIT STARTS MAKING HER SKIN REDDER AND REDDER AS RORY QUICKLY TRANSITIONS FROM SWINGING TO USING THE KENDO STICK TO CHOKE MS. EXTREME!
Jake Mercer: That’s called skill, SKILL! Look at Rory transitioning flawlessly from choking her on the apron to positioning her for a Russian Leg Sweep assisted by the kendo stick itself as she falls back first on the floor! Rory smirks as she quickly stomps on Ms. Extreme chest before looking under the ring and starts throwing steel chair after steel chair inside the ring making a pile of chairs inside the ring as Rory tries to go inside the ring, but is dragged back outside as Ms. Extreme grabs Rory and connects with a Saito Suplex on the barricade as Rory slumps down sitting near the barricade!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme picks up the kendo stick Rory Slate dropped a few minutes ago as she snaps it over her leg snapping it in half as she uses one of the half pieces to start bashing Rory’s face with it as she bashes harder and harder on her forehead trying to make her bleed with it, but Ms. Extreme doesn’t notice as Rory grabs a fan’s drink and tosses is it in Ms. Extreme face as that slight distraction allows her to slip away from Ms. Extreme as she quickly rolls inside the ring and grabs a chair as she rebounds off the rope with the chair as she dives through the middle rope with it!
Jake Mercer: SUICIDE DIVE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR HITTING MS. EXTREME FACE FIRST KNOCKING HER ON THE BARRICADE AS THE IMPACT OF THE CHAIR ON MS. EXTREME FACE AND THE CRASH IMPACTS RORY AS WELL AS BOTH WOMEN ARE LAID OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS THE REFEREE GOES AND CHECKS ON THEM!
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Stew-O: THE REFEREE SIGNALS THAT THE MATCH IS STILL ON AS RORY SLATE SLOWLY PICKS HERSELF UP WITH THE BARRICADE AS SHE PICKS UP MS. EXTREME AND DRAGS HER TO THE STEEL STEPS AS SHE SLAMS MS. EXTREME’S FACE ON THEM AS SHE PLACES HER HEAD ON THE STEPS AS RORY GETS UP ON THE APRON AND USES IT TO DIVE ONTO MS. EXTREME’S HEAD AS SHE GOES FOR A DIVING KNEE STRIKE!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS RORY CRASHES ONTO THE STEEL STEPS KNEE FIRST! THAT’S GONNA HURT FOR A WHILE NOW, BUT MS. EXTREME MAKING SURE SHE CAN USE THIS ADVANTAGE FOR HERSELF AS SHE GRABS RORY AND POSITIONS HER FOR A HAIR-PULL GORY SPECIAL AS SHE HITS IT AS RORY GETS SLAMMED DOWN ON THE STEEL STEPS! I am getting riled up with this action as Ms. Extreme pushes Rory Slate to the side as she picks up the steel steps and puts one half of them to the side and kicks the other half away as Ms. Extreme goes up on the apron and grabs onto the ropes as Rory groggily gets up…
Jake Mercer: SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG ONTO THE STEEL STEPS FROM MS. EXTREME TO RORY SLATE! These two elitist are going all out as they are both trying their hardest to be the one that busts their opponent up first as they bleed out, laying in a puddle of blood and disappointment! But so far, both these elitists have shown how tough they truly as Rory Slate slowly rolls off the steel steps as Ms. Extreme quickly grabs her as she drags her on top of the steel steps and starts to pick her up and position her for a Sunset Flip…
Flannery McCoy: Rory Slate won’t budge as she slips out and knees Ms. Extreme in the gut as she quickly positions Ms. Extreme with a tuck as she’s looking to go for the “Protect Ya Neck” Arm Trapped Piledriver as she traps Ms. Extreme arms for the Piledriver AS MS. EXTREME’S HEAD DIRECTLY GETS PILEDRIVED ON THE STEEL STEPS! Rory pushes her off as she turns her around to check if that busted her open… There’s no blood in sight and as Rory notices this she mounts on top of Ms. Extreme as she starts unleashing a barrage of elbows nonstop as she makes each elbow stiffer and stiffer looking to do one thing only; make Ms. Extreme bleed as quickly as she can!
Jake Mercer: Rory Slate unmounts as she slowly picks up Ms. Extreme from her hair as she slaps her up a bit as she slowly starts to hook Ms. Extreme in a Double Arm DDT position, going for her very well-known “GTFO” finisher on the steel steps as she’s about to drive Ms. Extreme’s head right on the steel steps… Ms. Extreme escapes away from the “GTFO” as she pushes Rory off the steel steps as she dives off the steps and hooks Rory with a Dragonrana that sends Rory Slate flying to the apron back first as Ms. Extreme picks up Rory and throws her back inside the ring as Ms. Extreme rolls back in and grabs one of the many steel chairs inside the ring as she heads to the turnbuckle and starts to set it up!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme slowly starts to pick up Rory Slate, but is greeted with an uppercut out of nowhere as both elitist starts to trade blows back and forth punches and elbows from both sides as Rory Slate begins to gain the advantage as she punched and elbows Ms. Extreme to the ropes as she Irish Whips her across the ring, but Ms. Extreme quickly grabs onto the ropes as she uses them to hit Rory Slate with a Springboard Armdrag that sends her across the ring as she kneels looking up at Ms. Extreme as she starts running towards Ms. Extreme, but Ms. Extreme quickly grabs her and Irish Whips her straight into the steel chair she placed on the corner a few minutes ago!
Flannery McCoy: As Rory Slate slumps from the impact on the chair, Ms. Extreme quickly grabs her before she completely falls as she hooks her arms around her head as she hits Rory Slate with her “Twist of Fate” Spinning Neckbreaker and plants her straight to the mat as she looks at Rory Slate face still not bleeding, looks up at the closest turnbuckle, and back at Rory’s face as Ms. Extreme quickly gets up as she heads towards the nearest turnbuckle as she starts to remove the cover from the turnbuckle as she rips it off with ease as she throws the cover aside as she starts to pick up Rory Slate and take her near the uncovered turnbuckle!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme now grabbing Rory’s head as she tries to bash her head on the exposed turnbuckle as Rory’s head begins to be bashed on it one time, a second time, a third time, a fourth time, and a fifth ti- NO, RORY IS ABLE TO PUSH BACK AS BOTH ELITIST ARE TRYING TO OVERPOWER THE OTHER AS RORY IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT AND ELBOW MS. EXTREME TO THE CORNER AS RORY SLATE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND HITS MS. EXTREME WITH HER STEP-UP HIGH KNEE ON THE CORNER AS THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE ADDS AN EXTRA BIT OF DAMAGE TO THAT!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme falls to a knee as Rory quickly lays her out with Avada Kedavra! Rory now picking up a chair inside the ring as she places it on top of Ms. Extreme as she starts to slowly get up on the top rope as she gloats for a bit basking in the moment as she dives off and is looking to go for the Swanton Bomb on Ms. Extreme who has a steel chair laid on her!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT THE WAY AS RORY CRASHES DOWN ON THE STEEL CHAIR BACK FIRST! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY GRABS THAT SAME STEEL CHAIR AND LAYS IT ON RORY AS SHE SLOWLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE AND QUICKLY GOES FOR A SHOOTING STAR SENTON ON RORY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR LAID ON HER AS MS. EXTREME LANDS IT BEAUTIFULLY! Ms. Extreme starts to slowly roll out of the ring as she picks herself up and looks under the ring one more time as she starts to take out a ladder and starts to set it up in a bridging position… this is NOT a good sign for Rory Slate, ladies and gentlemen!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme finishes setting up the ladder as she starts to pull out Rory Slate from the ring! Ms. Extreme throws a couple of forearm at Rory Slate! She’s about to hit her with the last forearm, but Rory blocks it as she starts throwing her own forearms as both these ladies start trading blows back and forth outside the ring! Rory quickly grabs Ms. Extreme and picks her up in a powerbomb position as she tries to go for a Powerbomb through the bridged ladder!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme slips out as she lands on top of the bridged ladder as Rory tries to sweep Ms. Extreme’s legs but she quickly dives off it… “GLASS CEILING” OFF THE LADDER TO RORY SLATE! RORY IS LEFT STUMBLING AFTER THAT STUNNER SHE ADOPTED FROM HER OWN SISTER CAMERON ELLA AVA! Ms. Extreme picks herself up with the bridged ladder as she quickly goes and grabs Rory Slate as she picks Rory up in a Powerbomb position and POWERBOMBS RORY THROUGH THE LADDER!
Stew-O: If this was a regular match that might have been it, but reminder ladies and gentlemen, the only way to win this match is to make your opponent bleed. Though this may be the opening Ms. Extreme needs to make that happen as she picks up Rory Slate and throws her inside the ring as Ms. Extreme looks under the ring once again and I like what I’m seeing guys; THE ICONIC RED LIGHTING BOLT! Ms. Extreme now rolls back inside the ring as Rory Slate has slowly picked herself up with the help from the ropes as she sees Ms. Extreme trying to hit her with that Red Lighting Bolt!
Flannery McCoy: RORY DUCKS UNDER IT AS SHE GRABS MS. EXTREME FROM BEHIND AS SHE TURNS HER AROUND AND SLAPS HER CHEST! SHE CALLS THAT THE BITCHMAKER, AS MS. EXTREME TRIES TO USE THE RED LIGHTING BOLT ONCE AGAIN BUT RORY STEPS BACK RIGHT BEFORE SHE GETS HIT WITH IT AND QUICKLY KICKS THE RED LIGHTING BOLT FROM MS. EXTREME HAND AS SHE HOOKS HER UP IN A HALF-NELSON POSITION AS SHE TRIES TO PICK HER UP!
Jake Mercer: I THINK SHE’S ABOUT TO HIT MS. EXTREME WITH “SLATE’S ARROW” BUT MS. EXTREME ESCAPED BEING ABLE TO GRAB RORY’S ARM AND HITTING HER WITH AN ARM DRAG THAT SENDS RORY ON ONE KNEE AS SHE KNEES HER IN THE FACE LAYING HER OUT AS SHE DRAGS HER ON TOP OF THE PILE OF CHAIRS AS SHE KICKS HER SIDE AS SHE STARTS TO SLOWLY CLIMB THE TOP ROPE AS SHE CATCHES HER BREATH AS RORY STRUGGLES TO GET UP AS SHE LOOKS DAZED AND GROGGY!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME NOW DIVING OFF FROM THE TOP ROPE AS SHE TRIES TO GO FOR A SHOOTING STAR SENTON… BUT RORY OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTING WITH “GTFO” ON THE PILE OF CHAIRS! MS. EXTREME’S HEAD SPIKED THOSE CHAIRS AS THE REFEREE GOES TO CHECK ON MS. EXTREME TO SEE IF SHE’S BUSTED OPEN…
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Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME IS NOT HUMAN! HOW IS SHE NOT BLEEDING AFTER THAT?!? RORY SLATE WITH A SHOCKED LOOK ON HER FACE AS SHE STARTS TO CRAWL TO THE TURNBUCKLE AS SHE STARTS TO SLOWLY REMOVE THE COVER FROM THE MIDDLE ONE AS SHE FINALLY TAKES IT OFF AND THROWS IT TO THE SIDE AS SHE USES THE ROPES TO GET UP AND DRAGS MS. EXTREME TO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AS SHE SLAPS THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK! I THINK RORY SLATE MIGHT TAKE THE WIN HERE IF SHE CONNECTS AS SHE SOAKS IN ALL THE BOOS AND THE SPOTLIGHT ON HER AS SHE STARTS TO RUN TOWARDS THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: RORY SLATE IS LOOKING TO NOT JUST MAKE MS. EXTREME BLEED BUT TO INJURE HER AS SHE’S GOING FOR HER ULTIMATE FINISHER, THE “EAT SHIT” RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD THAT’S DIRECTLY ON THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! #RORYALL HERE TONIGHT AS SHE’S ABOUT TO HIT IT…
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN THE LAST SECOND AS RORY’S KNEE DIRECTLY HITS THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AS RORY STUMBLES TO THE FLOOR FROM THE IMPACT AS MS. EXTREME GRABS RORY AND GOES FOR “RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE” ON THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS! MS. EXTREME NOW PICKS UP RORY ONCE AGAIN AND DRAGS HER TO THE OTHER EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AS SHE HITS RORY WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX AS MS. EXTREME GOES AND TRIES TO FIND HER RED LIGHTING BOLT!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme rolls out of the ring as she quickly noticed the Red Lighting Bolt that Rory Slate kicked away as she picks it up as she rolls back in as Rory Slate struggles to get up with the bad knee from the missed “Eat Shit” as she leans on the ropes for support! She tries to limp toward Ms. Extreme but falls to a knee as Ms. Extreme smirks, looking at her Red Lighting Bolt as she hits Rory Slate with it right to her face! She repeatedly keeps doing it, trying to make Rory bleed but there is no result! Rory Slate might as well be knocked out because that Red Lighting Bolt is VERY powerful!
Jake Mercer: GET UP RORY! SHOW MS. EXTREME THAT THE FUTURE IS NOW! SHOW HER THE RORY SLATE THAT USED THE PIZZA CUTTER BACK IN THE CHICAGO INDY SCENE! WELP… MS. EXTREME PICKS UP RORY AS SHE POSITIONS HER FACE DIRECTLY ON THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE NEAR THE PILE OF CHAIRS AS SHE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND NO WAY… NO WAY!
Stew-O: “SHE’S GOING FOR RORY SLATE’S “EAT SHIT”! MS. EXTREME HITS THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE! “EAT SHIT”! “EAT SHIT”! “EAT SHIT”! RORY FALLS FACE FIRST DOWN ON THE PILE OF CHAIRS AS MS. EXTREME TELLS THE REFEREE TO CHECK ON RORY SLATE AS THE REF QUICKLY GOES TO CHECK!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… “THE PROBLEM CHILD”… MS. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
(Ms. Extreme is seen laying next to Rory as she keeps her head up so the whole crowd and everyone watching can see the bleeding face of Rory Slate as she quickly gets up and starts celebrating the victory here tonight as the crowd cheers loudly for her.)
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme steals the win here as she stole Rory Slate’s move to win this match and let’s not forget that Rory wasn’t at 100% after Ms. Extreme luckily dodged the “Eat Shit” move! I’m telling you guys Rory Slate would have won if SHE connected HER move on Ms. Extreme!
Stew-O: So you can steal someone’s win by forcing them to bleed out from their face? Ignoring Jake’s stupidity, Rory Slate came out here with one mission, and that mission was that not only does she belong on Dynasty but EAW as a whole… but that she deserves a bigger spotlight! She may have not won here tonight, but this performance of hers will definitely put her on the map and shut down some of the doubters and haters here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: That’s very true Stew-O, but Ms. Extreme showed everyone on Dynasty that nobody tries to make a name for themselves by using her name as she not only shut down Rory Slate here tonight by making her bleed, but this result will most definitely anger Kensingten Calhoun-Astor even more… not just towards Ms. Extreme but Tyrone Montgomery as well. Ms. Extreme can celebrate her victory here tonight with dignity all thanks to the last-minute match stipulation change! Congratulations Ms. Extreme, you deserve it!
(Ms. Extreme is seen grinning as she cleans off the blood on her hands and starts walking back to the stage. She celebrates with the crowd as the camera transitions to show the bloody Rory Slate being tended to by the Referee and medical as the scene fades away.)
(A commercial for Territorial Invasion plays, where the tri-branded event is scheduled to take place on September 16th and 17th, live from the Allianz Arena in Munich, Germany!)
(After the break, a live shot of the OVO Hydro crowd is seen. It then transitions over to the next match card graphic.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS A PURE WRESTLING RULES MATCH FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Pride and Arrogance’ by Takeru Kanazaki would begin to play throughout the speakers to an explosion of boos, as the challenger; Drake Armstrong would make his way out onto the stage. He takes a look around, taking in the reaction from the crowd, as he has the biggest of smiles on his face, and he would then begin to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST; THE CHALLENGER! FROM SCARSDALE, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 260 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘FUTURE!!!!!!!’ DRAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEE ARRRMMMSTRRRONGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Drake Armstrong has been very impressive since his debut here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and tonight might just be the biggest match for him yet, being able to challenge for the New Breed Championship.
Flannery McCoy: It’s no secret that Michael Machina was supposed to be in this match as well tonight, but that was a request that would end up not being made official, and Michael would end up having to compete in the New Breed Showcase, giving Drake this match to himself.
(Drake makes his way down to the ringside area, as he would climb up onto the apron, and enter into the ring. He breathes in all of the hate, spreading his arms out, as he would then walk over towards his corner, stretching himself out as his theme would then fade out from there, and he would await the champion.)
(That is when, ‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ by AFI would hit the speakers of the arena, and the crowd would immediately break into a frenzy of cheers, as Hans Grayson makes his way out onto the stage, with the New Breed Championship strapped around his waist. The crowd gives him a warm welcome, as he has a big smile on his face, and he would then begin to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT!!! FROM VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, WEIGHING IN AT 219 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘FIRE HEART!!!!’ THE CURRENT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… HAAAAAANNSSSSSSSS GRAAAAYSOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Ever since winning the New Breed Championship from Caroline at Pain For Pride, Hans Grayson has been on an absolute roll! Being drafted to the Dynasty brand, and representing the New Breed Division here tonight, defending against Drake Armstrong in this PURE Rules match.
Flannery McCoy: Things have really been getting heated between the two fairly recently, but it’s all going to come to a conclusion tonight, with Drake Armstrong challenging for the New Breed Championship, and only one man can walk out of Scotland tonight as champion, and we’re going to find out who that is… right now!
(Hans Grayson made his way down to the ring, as he would walk up the stairs, stepping through the ropes. He unlatches the championship from his waist, and hands it off to the referee, as the referee would then call for the bell to sound!)
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Stew-O: The bell to this match has sounded, which means the PURE Rules match for the EAW New Breed Championship is now underway! Hans Grayson’s going to have a huge challenge in his way for his first defense of the championship, as Drake Armstrong looks to take the championship and rip it away from him before he can even have a validated run with it, but the only way that we are going to be able to find out and see what happens is within this match, when the bell rings to end, and we find out the better man.
(The two men would meet in the center of the ring. It’s clear that they are sharing a war of words, as Drake Armstrong would make the first move, looking to go for a lockup, before he would feint Hans Grayson out, and he slaps him right across the face.)
Flannery McCoy: A SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE FROM THE CHALLENGER! Hans Grayson holds at his cheekbone, as he looks back towards Drake Armstrong, and Hans is going to rush right in at Drake, looking to get his hands on him after the disrespect Drake Armstrong had just shown him.
Jake Mercer: But Drake Armstrong is going to use Grayson’s own rage that was built up inside him to his advantage, as he quickly backs into the ropes, and he throws himself into them! This causes for the referee to force Hans Grayson to take a step away, and Drake Armstrong is quick to bring himself back into the ring once the referee does so, before he grabs a hold of the New Breed Champion, pulling him into the center of the ring, locking in a side headlock, as the challenger looks to take control of this match early on!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson is trapped into the side headlock by Drake Armstrong, as he immediately drops down to a knee, and the challenger only continues to lock it in tighter than before! It looks like Drake Armstrong is hell bent on proving his superiority to Hans in every way possible, which will of course include the style of PURE wrestling! But Hans Grayson isn’t going to let Drake get away with this, as he is able to push himself back up to his feet, slipping out of the side headlock as he would pull the challenger over into a wristlock.
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson tightens the hold that he has over the wrist of Drake Armstrong, before he pulls him right on and over into a hammer lock position, only for Drake to manage himself out of it, slipping his way out and over, going behind and pulling Hans into a waistlock! But Hans sees it coming, quickly breaking Drake’s grip and pulling him into a waistlock of his own, BEFORE HANS PICKS HIM UP AND OVER, FLINGING HIM DOWN AND INTO THE MAT WITH THE WAISTLOCK TAKEOVER, DRAKE CRASHES DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW, HANS ON TOP OF HIM!
Jake Mercer: Drake Armstrong drops hard down to the mat, as Hans Grayson was quick to mount on top of him, AND HE STARTS TO SLAP HIM AROUND IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD; HANS GRAYSON STARTS SHOWING DISRESPECT OF HIS OWN TO THE CHALLENGER TO HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! Drake is able to push Hans off of him, crawling away and into the ropes, as Hans scrambles back up to his feet, looking to rush right back at Drake, only for the referee to hold him back once again, and Drake finds yet another escape early in this match!
(Drake Armstrong forces the referee to get in between himself and Hans Grayson once again, as Hans would put his hands into the air, and he would begin to back away… for Drake Armstrong to step out of the ropes, nailing a huge right open hand strike to Grayson’s jaw.)
Stew-O: Drake with a huge open hand strike right across the face of Hans, and Hans is taken aback from this, as Drake has the biggest shit eating grin on his face… AND HANS GRAYSON GOES TO STRIE DRAKE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A CLOSED FIST, BUT DRAKE BAILS!
Flannery McCoy: Drake Armstrong is quick to roll under the bottom rope, dropping to the ringside floor, while Hans Grayson is held back by the referee once more! Remember, a closed fist shot the first time around will be caused for a warning by the referee, with the second one resulting in disqualification. It’s clear that Drake is getting into the head of Hans, and Hans is going to have to keep calm if he wants to keep the possibilities of retaining the New Breed Championship in the realm, because Drake could use that to his advantage in an instant.
(Drake would take a couple of seconds to himself on the outside of the ring, before he would then roll back in under the bottom rope, getting back up to his feet and cracking his neck, the referee stepping out of the way of the two to continue the match.)
Jake Mercer: Drake Armstrong slides back into the ring, as the referee looks to continue the match, as Drake and Hans immediately meet each other right in the center of the ring, and they both lockup into a collar and elbow tie up! Both men are fighting for control here!
Stew-O: It’s clear that these men have a lot of built up frustration for each other after the weeks of backhanded comments, backhanded attacks, amongst so much more! They both continue to hold their ground, as it looks like Hans is going to push Drake towards the ropes, only for Drake to use his strength to hold still, and Drake starts pushing Hans across the ring, only for Hans to then hold his ground himself, and he is able to break up the lockup, but Drake catches him into a wristlock! BUT GUYS, LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!
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Flannery McCoy: These men are just showing off right now, as Drake Armstrong is able to land on his feet following the end of the sequence with Hans trying to throw him over with a huge back suplex, and both men turn towards each other; and into yet another stalemate!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS WHAT WRASSLIN IS ALL ABOUT! THESE MEN ARE GOING AT IT, AND LOOK, THEY AREN’T STOPPING! Hans Grayson is quick to push himself right back into Drake Armstrong, pulling him over into a side headlock! Drake gets locked into the headlock, only to wrap his leg around Hans’ own leg, and he forces him down to the mat, and slips out of the headlock as he goes to mount on top of Hans, only for Hans to kick him a way, as he scrambles over and into the corner, and they both get right back up!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson stands in the corner, but I don’t think Drake Armstrong is going to waste any time, as he stalks Hans down, getting closer towards him… BEFORE HE DROPS TO THE MAT, SLITHERING TOWARDS HANS AS HE GOES TO PICK THE LEG, BUT LOOK! HANS THEN STOPS HIM!
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Flannery McCoy: DRAKE GOES DOWN! AND HE IS NOT HAPPY!
Jake Mercer: You can tell that Drake Armstrong is getting pissed off with how he is being outsmarted by Hans Grayson, as he is quick to get back up to his feet, AND HE RUSHES RIGHT AT HANS, BUT HANS IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT, AND HE DROPS TO THE MAT, PICKING THE ANKLE AS DRAKE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!! DRAKE IS STUCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AS HANS PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK!! BUT DRAKE QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND A ROPE BREAK!!!!
Stephie Love: DRAKE ARMSTRONG HAS USED HIS FIRST ROPE BREAK!
(Drake Armstrong in a panic would force himself right towards the ropes, getting the rope break as soon as the ankle lock was completely in – using his first of three in this PURE Rules match. Hans lets go of the hold, backing away as Drake takes the opportunity to breathe.)
Stew-O: Although I could see where the panic came into play on part of Drake Armstrong, in a match like this, exhausting your rope breaks this quickly is very bad strategy. Hans steps away, as Drake Armstrong would begin pulling himself back up to his feet… AND HE RUSHES RIGHT IN, ATTACKING HANS FROM BEHIND AS HE BEGINS TO LAY IN OPEN HAND STRIKES ACROSS THE BACK OF HANS! DRAKE IS NOT HAPPY! He quickly drops down, and grabs a hold of Hans Grayson, locking in a grounded headlock, and he looks into the camera with a shit eating grin!
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) PURE SHIT!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :francis: It’s clear that even after Hans Grayson getting the upper hand on Drake Armstrong, Drake continues to go on being as overconfident as can be, as he would let go of the grounded headlock, throwing himself in front of Hans, before he drives his knee right into Hans’ face! Hans was laid out, but Drake pulled back, AND HE DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS FACE A SECOND TIME! DRAKE PULLS BACK ONCE MORE, CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE FOR A THIRD TIME, AND HANS GRAYSON IS DOWN, DRAKE ARMSTRONG TAKING THE ADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW!
(Drake Armstrong gets back to his feet, leaving Hans Grayson down and out face first in the mat, as he would turn back towards the camera, and spreads his arms out, taking in the hateful reaction by the fans, breathing in all of the hate with the biggest of smiles.)
Jake Mercer: The complete disrespect on display from Drake Armstrong. I like it! I like seeing him think that he’s really the best on Dynasty. Although, he doesn’t come close to the Kaiser of course (☝️), but this is the spirit of competition that friday nights bring week to week!
Stew-O: Drake turns his attention back over towards the current New Breed Champion, as he grabs a hold of him by his neck, picking him back up to his feet and hooking him, before he would lift him up high into the air… AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG DROPS THE CHAMPION DOWN AND HARD INTO THE MAT WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX! Grayson falls hard into the mat, letting out a cry of agony as he holds at his lower back, but Drake isn’t done, and he holds on! He rolls through again, getting back to his feet… DROPPING HIM WITH ANOTHER SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson gets planted down and into the mat once more, as Drake quickly pops back up to his feet, pulling Hans up and into a seated position, before he would shoot himself off the ropes, AND A DROPKICK TO THE FACE! AND DRAKE GOES INTO THE COVER!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But the champion is able to shoot his shoulder off of the mat, getting the kickout! If there is one thing that we have come to know about Hans Grayson, it’s his resiliency, and there is a reason that he is in the position he is in today as the New Breed Champion. Drake Armstrong is going to have to do a whole lot more than just that in this match tonight if he wants to keep Hans Grayson down and out for the count of three, and I do think that the challenger realizes that as well.
Stew-O: And Drake Armstrong is going to get back up to his feet, pulling Hans Grayson up as well as he pushes him back, BEFORE HE FLINGS A KNIFE EDGE CHOP RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF HANS! HANS TAKES THE CHOP, BUT DRAKE LOOKS TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER—
Flannery McCoy: BUT HANS EATS IT ONCE AGAIN! Drake does not look happy at all, as he pushes Hans Grayson back one more time, going for a third knife edge chop in a row, but Hans Grayson blocks it! AND HE THROWS HIS OWN CHOP! DRAKE SCREAMS OUT IN AGONY, BUT HANS WASN’T DONE, AS HE LANDS ANOTHER CHOP! AND THEN ANOTHER CHOP! AND ANOTHER ONE! A FIFTH! A SIXTH! DRAKE FALLS TO HIS KNEES, AS HANS GRAYSON SHOOTS OFF THE ROPES… BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG CATCHES HIM INTO A SLEEPER HOLD! BUT HANS QUICKLY ESCAPES, DROPPING DOWN WITH A JAWBREAKER!
Jake Mercer: Drake Armstrong holds onto his jaw from this, as he is forced to let go of the sleeper hold, falling back and into the ropes! Hans scrambles back up to his feet, as he quickly turns his attention right back over towards Drake Armstrong, before he closes the distance, and he clotheslines Drake over the ropes and down to the ringside area! Drake falls hard to the ringside floor, quickly getting back up to his feet, AS HANS GRAYSON SHOOTS OFF THE ROPES, TAKING DRAKE ARMSTRONG RIGHT DOWN WITH A MASSIVE SUICIDE DIVE, THE CROWD IS BEHIND HIM!
Stew-O: AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE BEHIND HIM! BUT HANS GRAYSON WASN’T DONE! He quickly scaggers back to his feet, grabbing onto Drake by the head, before he rushes him across the ringside area, FLINGING HIM INTO YET ANOTHER BARRICADE, AND DRAKE CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Drake looks to be out of it, as Hans rips him back up to his feet, and throws him into the ring. He climbs to the top rope, IT LOOKS LIKE HANS GRAYSON IS GOING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF THIS, JUMPING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FROG SPLASH!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE ARMSTRONG ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, BUT HANS GRAYSON IS ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET, REPOSITIONING HIMSELF FOR A SAFER LANDING DOWN TO THE MAT! He stumbles over into the ropes, before quickly turning back around, and he rushes right back in at Drake Armstrong, but Drake is able to duck under it, and he wraps his arms right around Hans! Hans is looking to fight out of this, but Drake isn’t going to let go, AS DRAKE ARMSTRONG THROWS HIM OVERHEAD WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX TO TAKE HIM DOWN AND LEAVE HIM LAID OUT!
Jake Mercer: ONLY FOR HANS GRAYSON TO LAND ONTO HIS FEET!!! Drake Armstrong doesn’t even realize this, as he quickly turns back towards Hans, ONLY FOR HANS TO LAND A SUPERKICK SQUARE ON THE JAW OF DRAKE!!! Drake drops down to a knee, and he looks to be dazed and confused from this, but Hans takes a step back, holding onto the rope as he aims at Drake, BEFORE HE STEPS RIGHT BACK IN, AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING DRAKE! THE CHALLENGER IS OUT, AND THE CHAMPION ROLLS HIM OVER, AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG MANAGES TO GET THE KICKOUT! The champion is pushed up into a seated position, left to think to himself of what else he needs to do… BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG CAPTURES HANS, AND HE PULLS HIM OVER INTO A CRUCIFIX PINFALL, HE HOLDS ONTO HANS GRAYSON TIGHT!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE—
Flannery McCoy: BUT HANS GRAYSON ROLLS ALL THE WAY OVER, AND HE IS ABLE TO KICK HIS FEET UP AND INTO THE ROPES, EXHAUSTING HIS ROPE BREAK IN THE PROCESS!
Stephie Love: HANS GRAYSON HAS USED HIS FIRST ROPE BREAK!
(Drake Armstrong lets go of the pinfall and would be quick to crawl towards the center of the ring, as Hans Grayson would roll back over and onto the knees in the ropes, as he simply shakes his head in frustration from this, before getting back up to his feet.)
Jake Mercer: In a mere instant, Drake was able to level the plain field once again, and you can see it from the smile on his face that he knew exactly what he was doing, as Hans is going to get back up to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs.
Stew-O: This match has been a feeling out process since the opening bell, as well as a clear case of one upmanship, and I don’t even think that we are close to being done here! Both men meet in the center of the ring once again, and Drake Armstrong is able to quickly catch Hans into a wristlock, and he wrenches it in tight, twisting it around, but Hans is able to roll through it, getting back up to his feet and breaking free from it, before he shoves Drake Armstrong backward, AND HE CATCHES HIM WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK—
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THE WAY OF THE DROPKICK, AND HE CATCHES THE FOOT OF HANS, AS HANS FALLS FLAT TO THE MAT, AND HE HITS HIS KNEE IN THE PROCESS! Hans Grayson might be hurt here, but the number one contender to the New Breed Championship wasn’t done just yet, as he lifts him back into the air from his foot, before he rips him right back down, sending him full force into the mat as the challenger is going to target that now hurt knee! Hans Grayson might be in trouble here!
Jake Mercer: And remember, guys– that is the knee that was on the target of attack all the way back at Pain For Pride when he won the New Breed Championship, when he was going up against the then champion; Caroline! And you can tell that Hans might have just hurt it once again, as he tries to crawl away, but Drake Armstrong isn’t going to let him get away, pulling him back to the center of the ring, AND DRAKE DROPS HIS KNEES RIGHT DOWN INTO GRAYSON’S ALREADY HURT KNEE, AND HE THEN LETS OUT ANOTHER CRY OF AGONY!
Stew-O: Drake’s plan of attack throughout this entire match has been making sure that he keeps Hans Grayson grounded, and he has been doing that to perfection! He pulls Hans right back up to his feet, and he grabs hold of him by his attire, turning into the direction of the ringpost… BEFORE DRAKE RUNS FULL SPEED AHEAD INTO THE CORNER, AND HE SENDS HANS GRAYSON SHOULDER FIRST RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS HURT, AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT! WE MIGHT BE ON THE HELMS OF A NEW CHAMPION VERY SOON!
Flannery McCoy: AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG ISN’T DONE JUST YET, AS HE QUICKLY PULLS HANS OUT OF THE CORNER, BEFORE WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND HIM, AND HE THROWS HANS GRAYSON WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Hans Grayson lands right onto his head from the german suplex, and he bounces right back up and onto his knees, but Drake Armstrong wasn’t going to have any of that, as he shoots himself off and into the ropes, BEFORE HE DROPS LOW, AND HE KICKS THE BAD KNEE OF HANS’ RIGHT OUT OF HIM, WHICH CAUSES FOR HIM TO LET OUT ANOTHER PAINFUL SCREECH!
(Hans Grayson would fall flat back down to the mat. He clutched at his knee, and he continued to roll around in agony, it was clear that there were still some bruising factors in his possible injury from Pain For Pride, as he pulled himself up back into the corner.)
Jake Mercer: The referee is checking on Hans Grayson in the corner right now, but it’s clear that he’s going to keep fighting no matter what, and it’s a valiant effort, but sometimes you have to wonder when enough is enough fighting with an injury like this to the knee…
Stew-O: BUT HANS GRAYSON IS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG NOTICES THIS, HE QUICKLY RUSHES TOWARDS HIM, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, BEFORE HE FORCES HANS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Drake quickly pulls him under the bottom rope to the floor with him, before he grabs Hans by the back of the head, and Drake looks to send Hans back into the barricade… BUT HANS BREAKS OUT OF IT, BEFORE THROWING DRAKE FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE, AND HANS FINDS HIMSELF AN OPENING!
Flannery McCoy: AND HE’S GOING TO USE THAT OPENING TO HIS ADVANTAGE STEW, AS HE JUMPS RIGHT AT DRAKE, AND HE BEGINS TO PUMBLE HIM WITH BODY SHOTS! Drake is trying to get his guard up to protect himself, but Hans isn’t letting off, meanwhile the referee is starting a count in the ring! Hans quickly pulls Drake Armstrong back up to his feet, AND HE SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE FULL FORCE, AS DRAKE DROPS TO THE FLOOR, A SCREECH OF PAIN BEING LET OUT, AS HANS IS SUDDENLY ON FIRE! THE FIRE HEART, IS TRULY ON FIRE!
Referee: *ONE…*
Referee: *TWO…*
Referee: *THREE…*
Jake Mercer: But Hans wasn’t done, as he quickly rips Drake Armstrong right back up to his feet and he grabs a hold of him, BEFORE HE THEN THROWS HIM RIGHT OVER THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE, COMPLETELY CLEARING IT ENTIRELY AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR RIGHT BY OUR FEET!!!
Referee: *FOUR…*
Referee: *FIVE…*
Stew-O: Hans Grayson realizes the count being started by the referee, and it looks like he wants no part of it, as he quickly limps towards the ring, before he rolls back into the ring, and he gets back up to his feet, but I think he is just waiting for Drake Armstrong to appear, as Drake starts to pull himself back into the ringside area from out of our area, and Hans Grayson is waiting for him, while the referee is continuing a count! Drake gets to his feet…
Flannery McCoy: AND HANS GRAYSON DESPITE THE INJURED KNEE FINDS ALL OF HIS STRENGTH THAT HE HAS TO SHOOT HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES, AND HE DIVES RIGHT ON TOP OF DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH A VAULTING PLANCHA, AND HE TAKES OUT THE CHALLENGER! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS NOW STANDING TALL!
(Hans Grayson sits on the ringside floor for a couple of seconds, waiting to get back to his feet as he checks on his knee. As he does this, Drake Armstrong would start to crawl away for him, but Hans would spot him doing this, as he would grab him.)
Jake Mercer: Drake Armstrong was trying to crawl away from the champion, but Hans is able to grab him by the foot! He begins to pull himself back up to his feet, and he picks the challenger up as well, BEFORE HANS WOULD SEND DRAKE BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Stew-O: Drake cracks the back of his head on the ringpost hard, but it looks like Hans Grayson isn’t done there, as he quickly throws Drake on one side of the ringpost, and he goes onto the other, as he locks their hands together in between the ringpost, and look at Drake Armstrong! He is struggling to get out of it… AND HANS PULLS HIM FORWARD, SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! DRAKE LETS OUT A CRY OF AGONY, BUT HANS PUSHES HIM BACK… AND HE LOOKS TO DO IT AGAIN! BUT DRAKE GETS HIS FOOT UP AND… HOLY SHIT!
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Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: I cannot believe this! This is sick! Drake was able to take control, and he pulled Hans Grayson HEAD FIRST into the ringpost, and worse, he did it four consecutive times, and Hans Grayson might be completely out of it right now! That might just be a concussion here!
(Hans laid up against the barricade, as blood would begin to pour from his forehead at a fast rate, and Drake Armstrong looked at this with the biggest of grins.)
Jake Mercer: Hans is bleeding, and he’s bleeding bad, but Drake Armstrong isn’t done, as he rolled in, and back out of the ring to restart the count, before he grabs Hans, lifting him right up into the air… AND HE DROPS HANS ONTO THE APRON WITH ‘BY THE BOOTSTRAPS!!!!’
Stew-O: HE DROPS HANS GRAYSON KNEE FIRST ONTO THE APRON WITH THE SHINBREAKER, AND HANS LETS OUT A LOUD SCREAM! A SCREAM AND CRY FOR HELP BECAUSE OF THE AGONY!! Drake rolls Hans back into the ring, and he’s quick to follow suit, draping himself on Hans for the cover!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON FLINGS HIS HAND ONTO THE ROPE, AND HE IS ABLE TO CAUSE A ROPE BREAK, AND JUST LIKE THAT; THE CHAMPION EXHAUSTS HIS SECOND ONE HERE!
Stephie Love: HANS GRAYSON HAS USED HIS SECOND ROPE BREAK!
(Drake sits up out of the cover, and he looked extremely frustrated; but also had a very devilish smirk on his face, knowing that he had gotten Hans to exhaust yet another rope break, as he would begin to pull himself back up to his feet, knowing that he does in fact have Hans exactly where he wents him now.)
Jake Mercer: Drake realizes what he is doing here by wearing out Hans Grayson, and getting him desperate enough into using his rope breaks like they were nothing. The champion has the advantage over the challenger right now, and that is clearly on display, as he grabs a hold of Hans, pulling him back to the center of the ring by his injured knee, AND DRAKE LOOKS TO DROP RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE, BUT HANS IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG CRASHES AND BURNS, AND HANS SITS UP! HE MIGHT HAVE AN OPENING HERE!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson begins to drag himself back up to his feet with the help of the ropes, while Drake Armstrong would start to get back up to his knees as well, and I think that Hans realizes this, as he look towards the challenger to his championship here tonight, and you can see the anger in his face, AS HE STEPS IN, AND HE NAILS YET ANOTHER SUPERKICK IN THIS MATCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DRAKE ARMSTRONG… ONLY FOR DRAKE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!! DRAKE GETS OUT OF DODGE OF THE SUPERKICK, AS HANS STUMBLES AWAY!
Flannery McCoy: Hans is able to stay on his feet from missing the superkick, as he would stumble into the corner. He pushes himself out of it, before he turns back facing towards his opponent… BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG TRIES TO SLITHER IN, AND HE GOES FOR A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BAD LEG, BUT HANS IS ABLE TO LEAP INTO THE AIR, AND HE DOES A HUGE LEAP, ROLLING DOWN TO THE MAT AND THROUGH, PULLING HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET CAREFULLY, AS DRAKE SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, FALLING INTO THE CORNER AS HE TURNS BACK TOWARDS HIM—
Jake Mercer: ‘FLAMING PUNCH!!!!’ HANS LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND HE DROPS DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH THE FLYING CLOSED RIGHT HAND, AND DRAKE GOES DOWN, BUT THE REFEREE IS GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE HANS A WARNING! HANS USED HIS FIRST CLOSED FIST, but I don’t think that Hans cares, as he quickly pulls Drake Armstrong right back up to his feet, and he pulls him up and over into a chicken wing position, before going under the arm, AND HANS TURNS DRAKE INSIDE OUT WITH THE ‘HEAT TWIST!!!!’ THE HAMMER LOCK LARIAT CONNECTS, AND HANS GRAYSON DROPS INTO THE PIN!!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE ARMSTRONG KICKS OUT! HE KICKS OUT! Hans Grayson immediately gets pushed up into a seated position from this kick out, and I don’t even think that he can believe it right now! He thought he had won this match, he thought he was about to retain the New Breed Championship, but Drake Armstrong managed to stay alive! Drake managed to stay alive, and it looks like Hans might just have to go back to the drawing board, as he pulls himself back up to his feet, grabbing hold of Drake as well, AS HANS LOOKS FOR SOMETHING BIG—
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE BREAKS OUT OF IT! HE BREAKS OUT OF HANS’ GRIP… AND HE KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE KNEE CAP FOR GOOD MEASURE!!! Hans crumbled down to the mat as he clutched at his knee, but Drake wasn’t done, as he quickly picked him back up to his feet, and got him into a gotch style position… AND HE SPIKES HANS GRAYSON WITH THE GOTCH STYLE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! ‘DEATH PENALTY’ CONNECTS!!!! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS OUT COLD, AND DRAKE ROLLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! HE SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY, AND HE IS GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE CHAMPION KICKS OUT! THE CHAMPION KICKS OUT! HANS GRAYSON IS ABLE TO THROW HIS SHOULDER UP, AND HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT! The New Breed Champion isn’t going to give up, and I think Drake realizes that! I think Drake realizes just how much of a fighter that our champion is, and he is going to have to do much more; BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS GOING TO MAKE SURE HE DOES, QUICKLY ROLLING OVER AND DROPPING ONTO HANS KNEE! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN! AND A THIRD TIME! A FOURTH TIME! HE’S SHATTERING THAT KNEE!
Stew-O: BUT HANS STARTS TO KICK DRAKE IN THE FACE! Hans is desperate right now, he is in a panic, and he continues to kick Drake Armstrong back, until he is able to get him off of him! Hans begins to pull himself back up into a seated position, clutching at his knee, as the referee is forced to check on him again, but Hans is okay! He gets back up to his feet, as Drake starts to as well, AND HANS TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT, AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG GETS SENT CRASHING DOWN INTO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: And Hans Grayson crumbles right down next to him! It’s clear that both of these men are hurting right now, after the war that they have been through, but even through all of that, the New Breed Champion continues to pull himself right back up to his feet! Even with an injured knee, our champion is continuing to fight, but the challenger isn’t far off, as he starts to get back up with the help of the ropes as well, BUT HANS IS QUICK TO REACT, HE KNOCKS DRAKE RIGHT BACK DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A FOREARM!
Jake Mercer: Drake Armstrong crumbles down to his knees, as he begins to crawl away towards the center of the ring… BUT HANS WASN’T LETTING HIM GETTING AWAY, AS HE NAILS DRAKE RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK!!! DRAKE IS OUT, BUT HANS WASN’T DONE, ROLLING OUT ONTO THE APRON… AND HE SLAPS HIS KNEE A COUPLE OF TIMES… AND HE SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE ROPES, NAILING THE 450 SPLASH!!!! ‘GRAYSON SPLASH’ CONNECTS, AND HANS IS HURT, BUT HE MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF DRAKE, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! HANS IS GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH AND RETAIN!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE ARMSTRONG KICKS OUT!!! HANS ALMOST RETAINED RIGHT THEN—
Flannery McCoy: HANS IS CAUGHT! HANS IS CAUGHT! DRAKE SUDDENLY POPS UP INTO A SEATED POSITION, AND HE GRABS A HOLD OF HIS LEG, BEFORE HE LOCKS IN A KNEE BAR!!! THE KNEE BAR IS LOCKED IN DEEP ON THE INJURED KNEE!!! In a mere instant, Drake was able to trap the New Breed Champion, and now he has nowhere to go! He has nowhere to go, and he is trying his hardest to get out of the knee bar, but it may be too much! The champion may have to tap right here! This is going to be it!
(Hans Grayson was trapped. He was screaming out in absolute agony, while also trying to scratch and claw, finding anything that could help him break this hold, but Drake continues to wrench it in tighter and tighter than before, not giving the champion any time to even think for himself.)
Jake Mercer: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION MIGHT BE ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING! WE MIGHT BE SEEING A NEW NEW BREED CHAMPION, AS DRAKE ARMSTRONG CONTINUES TO WRENCH IT IN DEEPER AND DEEPER, AND HANS IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT I THINK THE KNOWLEDGE THAT IT IS HIS LAST ROPE BREAK IS KEEPING HIM FROM USING IT, BUT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE HIMSELF HERE, OR ELSE HE IS RISKING A SHATTERED KNEE! HE IS RISKING A LOSS TO DRAKE ARMSTRONG, AND… wait!! DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS PUSHING HANS TOWARDS THE ROPES, WHAT IS HE DOING?! HANS IS LOST—
(Drake would continue to kick and push Hans Grayson closer and closer towards the ropes, as Hans continued to try to escape from the hold… and then just like that, Drake Armstrong would kick Grayson’s arm out, flinging it right under the bottom rope, the crowd would gasp in awe.
Stephie Love: HANS GRAYSON HAS USED HIS FINAL ROPE BREAK!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS GENIUS BY DRAKE ARMSTRONG!!! ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!!!
Stew-O: Drake just used the knee bar to push Hans closer and closer towards the ropes, before forcing him to use his final rope break, and Hans is out! The New Breed Champion has no more rope breaks to use, AND DRAKE PULLS HANS BACK AWAY FROM THE ROPES, BEFORE PULLING HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK, AND HE LOCKS IN THE ‘WILL KILLER!!!!’ THE SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN ON THAT KNEE, AND THIS HAS TO BE IT! HANS IS GOING TO HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT, AND HE HAS NO OTHER WAY TO ESCAPE!
(Hans Grayson flung himself into the ropes, practically hugging onto them, as all he tried was to get out of this, but it was no use; he had no more rope breaks, he couldn’t save himself from the agony anymore, and Drake Armstrong basically had this match and title won.)
Flannery McCoy: HANS IS HOLDING ONTO THOSE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE, BUT THERE IS NO USE! IT ISN’T GOING TO SAVE HIM ANYMORE, AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG CONTINUES TO WRENCH ON THE BOSTON CRAB EVEN MORE… WAIT! WAIT! LOOK AT HANS! HE IS RAISING OFF THE MAT, AND HE IS CURLING HIMSELF THROUGH… WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Jake Mercer: HE USED THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE BOSTON CRAB, AND THEN HE THROWS DRAKE RIGHT INTO THE ROPES, AND THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD WHIPLASHES!!! Drake Armstrong might be knocked out, and he falls through the ropes and falls flat down to the ringside floor!
(Drake Armstrong falls flat to the ringside floor, as Hans Grayson would begin to pull himself back up with the help of the ropes. He looked down, and he saw that Drake was still getting back up to his feet even after that, and he then realized what to do.)
Stew-O: WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, WHAT IS HANS THINKING HERE?! DRAKE IS STILL DAZED AND CONFUSED, AND HANS IS HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES, LOOKING LIKE… HE IS! HE FLINGS HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES, DESPITE THE INJURED KNEE, AND HE WOULD CRUMBLE DOWN AND TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR RIGHT WHERE DRAKE IS…
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Flannery McCoy: ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT’ TO THE OUTSIDE!!! HANS GRAYSON DROPS DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH THE ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT’ TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, AND HANS IS JUST AS HURT! HE’S CLUTCHING AT HIS KNEE IN AGONY, BUT IS ABLE TO GET BACK UP, GRABBING DRAKE AND THROWING HIM IN THE RING!
(Drake gets thrown back into the ring, as he begins to pull himself back up to his feet, not having a single clue where he was at, while Hans Grayson would get himself on the apron, and he was ready to strike one last time, as Drake turned to him…)
Jake Mercer: AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, HANS GRAYSON SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING ONE LAST TIME, AND HE DROPS DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH ONE LAST ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!!!’ DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS DOWN, DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS OUT, AND HANS GRAYSON WOULD HOOK THE LEG TO RETAIN THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DNG!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER; ***AND STIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!*** THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… HAAAAAANNSSSSSSSS GRAAAAYSOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ would hit the speakers of the arena once again, as Hans Grayson would pull himself back up into a seated position. He held at his knee, as the crowd would erupt into a loud cheer upon the bell ringing. The referee gave him the New Breed Championship, as he raises it high into the air.)
Jake Mercer: wow
Flannery McCoy: WHAT. A WAR. These two went through hell and back, these two showed each other that the New Breed Division is truly shining bright, and in the end, it was Hans Grayson who was able to fight through thick and thin, and he is going to be leaving Reckless Wiring STILL as the New Breed Champion here tonight!
Stew-O: You have to give it up for Drake Armstrong whether you like him or not. He brought everything that he could into this match, but in the end, it was the Fire Heart that continues to live on and reign as the New Breed Champion. Congratulations to Hans Grayson!
(Hans Grayson would continue to celebrate his win, raising the championship high as Drake Armstrong would be seen sitting in the corner, looking very disappointed in himself, as the camera would then fade out from there.)
(Cameras open backstage in the parking lot area where we see a black grand luxury limousine rolling up near the back entrance way of the arena. A large security team of men in black t-shirts crowd the back door of the vehicle as the limo driver steps out to open the door. All of a sudden a very large man, sporting a blue leather jacket and dark shades with a glass of champagne in his hand gently comes out the limo and stands at the door while surveillancing the arena’s backstage parking lot with his team.)
???: IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!
(Cameras reveal the mystery man to be none other than platinum recording artist and record label executive producer… RICK ROSS! AKA ROZAYYYY!)
Rick Ross: Yes! Yes! The BIGGEST has FINALLY arrived!
(You can hear the crowd in the background with a mild mixed reaction seeing the Maybach Music owner as another male figure with a black leather jacket & shades on also exits the limo behind him to reveal the returning former EAW Champion…. SOSA HENDERSON!)
(The crowd starts buzzing once SOSA Henderson is shown on the screen with a glass of champagne in his hand as well. After a long hiatus it looks like SOSA Henderson has made his return as he raises his glass in front of Rick Ross with a smirk growing upon his face)
SOSA Henderson: Hell yea!
(Backstage interviewer Michael Belfort approaches the two men until he bumps into their security team, who deny his way closer to them until Rick Ross brushes them off…)
Michael Belfort: Hey guys! Can you give us a moment? I just had a few questions to ask SOSA and Mr Ross.
Rick Ross: Hol up hol up, wait min! wait min! You not finna address us like that without mentioning BOSS! THE BIGGEST BOSSES… Matter of fact, you not even worthy enough to ask us any questions. You got no type of authority. You not in the position to ask us shit, ya understand?
Michael Belfort: I’m sorry Mr. Ro—- I mean the BIGGEST BOSS Rick Ross…
Rick Ross: That’s more like it! HUH!
Michael Belfort: I’m just doing my job… The whole world is surprised to see you along with Mr. Henderson back on an EAW screen…
Rick Ross: No! You know what ya job is? Yo job is to keep yo mouth shut and respect this man’s privacy! We just arrived here and got some business to take care of!
(SOSA Henderson just stands there in silence next to Rick Ross nodding his head in agreement as Belfort nervously begins to speak again…)
Michael Belfort: I’m sorry again THE BIGGEST BOSS Ross and I’m also sorry, SOSA for intruding your space. But the world just wants to know what are your plans for the future?
Rick Ross: You know what… It’s peons like you who are too star-struck to get off our nuts. How much are they paying you to be in SOSA’s glory!? Huh? What you need to do is take that microphone and shove it up ya ass! But you know what… I’m in a great mood right now and it’s my job to make sure SOSA Henderson is not only the biggest music artist in the game. It’s my job to make sure SOSA Henderson is back where he needs to be! The GREATEST and the BIGGEST EAW star ever! I’ll allow you to ask him that question…
Michael Belfort: Well SOSA???
SOSA Henderson: My man has already answered your question. My future is to head back to the top where I belong. I need my shine. My moments. My main-event. I no longer have to fake the funk and deal with former house slavers and listen to his fraud ass lap dog who wanted to use black people for his own gain. Soul Food Sunday wouldn’t be shit without me. All it was a failed experiment designed for Visual Prophet and two bitches who had to be babysitted. I came in and saved that disaster from getting worse. But I’m happy to be back on Dynasty. I’m happy that weak lame ass nigga is on Showdown getting his ass spanked by another Henderson. Keep his energy away from me. I got bigger and better things to do. Just wait and see.
Rick Ross: Oh and tell Viz.. the real chefs are ova at Wingstop! Once he done with overcooking and overseasoning that food poison , I got a real job lined up for him. From the BIGGEST BOSS… ROSS! HUH!
(SOSA Henderson and Rick Ross move past the interviewer in high spirits and smiles upon their faces as they move along with their security team inside the area as the cameras fade elsewhere.)
(Following that segment, Reckless Wiring goes right back to the ring. The fans are cheering, still hyped up from SOSA’s return. Soon, the next match card graphic is shown, and the fans get even louder once they realize which bout is next.)
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(‘Mo Money’ by Ben McLusky begins to blast through the speakers as Ronan Malosi walks out with an object being covered by a red cloth. Ronan uses his other hand to make the “☝🏻” gesture before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A LEGO TABLES MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM THE ISLE OF SAMOA…WEIGHING IN 270 POUNDS…HE IS ‘THE INTERNATIONAL TREASURE’…RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: With 67% of the vote from the EAW viewers, this match will be contested in a LEGO TABLES MATCH! Now, this is one of our unique stipulations in a company that has always taken things to the extreme, but you all know the feeling of stepping on LEGOs? Well, imagine being put through a table of LEGOs? It’s not going to be a pretty feeling whatsoever! What is exciting to me is what’s under the red cloth?
Flannery McCoy: That does intrigue me, but Ronan Malosi wouldn’t bring just anything out here, right? Maybe, something that will tie this whole thing together. This whole thing began with a backstage exchange on the season premiere of Dynasty. Ronan Malosi’s praises of ‘The Kaiser,’ Andre Walker might have gotten underneath the skin of Joso, who let it be known that he defeated Andre Walker’s reign as Interwire Champion last season.
Jake Mercer: Joso is nothing more than a hater. I mean, Andre Walker, ‘The Kaiser’ and one true leader of this company should have his praises sung whenever someone can! Ronan is doing god’s work by letting everyone know that no one can be on Andre Walker’s level! No one! Not even Joso, who got lucky against Andre! He didn’t even pin him to win the Interwire Championship! :mjpls:
(‘Trophies’ by Drake begins to replace ‘Mo Money’ as Joso walks out with almost a confidence and swagger to his step.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM BRONX, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN 206 POUNDS…HE IS ‘THE NEW ERA’…JOSO!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Now, Joso made the biggest mistake of his entire career by not following suit and acknowledging Andre Walker like Ronan Malosi had did! No, Joso is too egotistical to even think about bowing and thanking ‘The Kaiser’ for making his career! He is so ungrateful! Disrespect! He’s lucky that Andre is letting him walk around here!
Stew-O: Joso had an amazing last season as New Breed Champion before losing the match to Amir Yusuf. Since then, his star has not diminished as he found himself in the World Heavyweight Championship picture and then, in Cash in the Vault at Pain for Pride! Honestly, we can see Joso as World Champion at some point in Season 17.
Flannery McCoy: As Joso continues to stay on this trajectory and defeat Ronan Malosi as well, we should be seeing fantastic things from this young man!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The two Elitists begin to shift towards their left, making a circle. Both are extremely cautious on making the first move into the match. Both begin to have their arms up, looking for the right moment to lock up.)
Stew-O: And…the two Elitists begin to lock up! But, it’s Ronan Malosi who manages to lift up Joso and throw him into one of the corners! Ronan connects with an uppercut that takes Joso into a seated position on the second row of the turnbuckle! Ronan grabs Joso by the wrist and looks to throw him into the corner across from them, but Joso counters that whip, sending Ronan to the corner! Joso charges right after Ronan with a dropkick before backflipping himself out of the corner! Ronan manages to find his way back to his feet as he goes running after Joso, but Joso stops him by connecting with an arm drag as she manages to take ‘The International Treasure’ to his side! Ronan goes right after Joso, but Joso connects with a forearm as that stops Ronan in his tracks! Now, it seems like Joso is delivering a boxing-like combination as he manages to target the abdomen of Ronan, sending him back into the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi is trying to cover himself, but Joso is nailing him with each shot! JOSO TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE LAUNCHING FORWARD, HITTING RONAN WITH A PALM STRIKE TO THE CHEST! BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY! RONAN TRADES SPOTS WITH JOSO AS JOSO IS NOW THE ONE THAT FINDS HIMSELF BACKED INTO THE CORNER! RONAN CONNECTS WITH A HUGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF ‘THE NEW ERA’ AS YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF PAIN ON JOSO’S FACE! BUT, RONAN STRAIGHTENS JOSO UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHEST! THIS CAUSES JOSO TO DROP DOWN! But, you can see one of his arm’s dangling on the top rope as he tries to hold onto something. Ronan manages to get Joso into a front headlock as he begins to club the spine of ‘The New Era!’ Now, these are some brutal clubs to the spine as Joso drops to one knee! Ronan connects with a rolling release suplex!
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi showing the power and strength that could be seen with our ‘Kaiser,’ Andre Walker! ☝🏻Joso, unfortunately, needs to find himself in the middle of the dominance displayed by Ronan! Joso is trying to get himself back up, but Ronan manages to grab Joso in a front headlock once more before connecting with some huge knees to the ribs of Joso! Ronan takes a step back, rebounding himself off the ropes and connecting with a big boot to the side of Joso’s skull as that takes him down! Ronan is only getting things started here as he picks up Joso in a horizontal position before throwing him back with an exploder suplex! He begins to rise back to his feet as Ronan raises one finger up in the air! FOR THE KAISER, RONAN! FOR OUR KAISER! ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻
Stew-O: Joso is trying to find his way back to his feet! He is using the ropes on the sides of the corner to get himself back to his feet! Ronan Malosi charges right at him with a giant clothesline to the corner! But, Joso manages to get himself out of the way! Ronan manages to catch himself at the corner! But, Joso jumps to Ronan and connects with a double knee backbreaker to the spine of ‘The International Treasure!’ It seems like that didn’t create as much damage as it was supposed too! Joso manages to pull the arms of Ronan back before using his foot to kick him in the spine and to the turnbuckle! Ronan’s face hits the turnbuckle as that takes Ronan down to his knees! He still remains at the corner as Joso begins to place his knee on the back of Ronan’s neck, choking him in the process!
Flannery McCoy: Well, there’s not many things that the referee can do here! It’s a ‘LEGO’ Tables match! The first one to go through the table wins the match! Joso releases Ronan’s neck as he pulls him back! He connects with a German suplex, releasing Ronan, but Joso connects with a roundhouse kick as that takes the bigger Elitist to the mat! Joso manages to take a step back as Ronan slowly tries to find a way to a standing position, but Joso manages to deliver a superkick as that sends Ronan to his knees! Joso follows that up by connecting with a heel kick to the back of Ronan’s head as that knocks him forward! Joso takes a couple of steps back before running towards Ronan, looking to connect with a curb stomp! But, Ronan catches Joso by surprise by clutching onto Joso’s foot and then connecting with a leg sweep as Joso gets knocked to the mat!
Jake Mercer: Do not count on the man who Andre Walker has decided to take underneath his wing, Flann and Stew! Ronan Malosi begins to unload on a series of punches to ‘The New Era’ as Joso is trying to throw some punches of his own! Ronan is starting to feel it! He’s starting to feel his inner ‘Kaiser’ shining through! ☝🏻
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi finds himself back up as he manages to get Joso by the nape of his neck and throw him through the middle rope and to the outside! But, Joso manages to clutch onto the middle rope and find himself back to his feet! Ronan runs after Joso, but Joso goes through the middle rope and connects with a shoulder thrust to the gut of ‘The International Treasure!’ This sends Ronan back a bit, but Ronan goes right after Joso, looking to connect with a punch, but Joso pulls the top rope down and connects with a pele kick as that sends Ronan back! Joso launches himself over the ropes and drops Ronan with a forearm to the face! Joso is up to his feet as he manages to get Ronan in a front headlock position! He picks up Ronan and takes him down with a ‘Final Calling’ — the vertical suplex lifted and dropped into a double knee backbreaker!
Flannery McCoy: Joso finds himself back up as he manages to get Ronan by the nape of his neck before throwing him through the middle rope! But, Ronan Malosi manages to keep himself there! Joso hops over the top rope and lands on the apron! Joso begins to connect with a series of knee strikes to the face of Ronan! Now, at first, it seemed like it was tough to get a good grasp of Ronan due to the height of that man! But, Joso manages to get a good grasp on him before pulling him forward and planting him face first against the edge of the apron! Ouch! Ronan falls straight to ringside, but Joso is looking to get things started here! He is looking towards that LEGO table that’s set up near the barricade!
Jake Mercer: Let’s go, Ronan! Andre Walker is watching this match, probably! You need to look good in front of ‘The Kaiser!’ :lupe:
Stew-O: Joso manages to get Ronan Malosi back up to his feet before clubbing the spine of Ronan as that slowly takes him down to a knee! Joso takes a step back before following that up with a superkick! He grabs Ronan before throwing him forward towards the steel steps as the taller Elitist goes stumbling over them! But, that seems to make the process easier for Joso as he manages to grab the LEGO table and now, he’s beginning to set it up! Ronan is slowly rising back to a vertical base as he goes after Joso, BUT JOSO STOPS HIM WITH A BACK KICK TO THE GUT! HE THEN GRABS RONAN BY THE FRONT OF HIS NECK BEFORE SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE LEGO TABLE! JESUS, THAT DID NOT LOOK PLEASANT! RONAN GOES DOWN A BIT, BUT JOSO GRABS RONAN BY THE BACK OF HIS NECK BEFORE SLAMMING HIS FACE AGAINST THE TABLE! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: The fact that the table did not break a part is incredible! These LEGO tables are quite sturdier than the ones that we’ve had in recent memory! Joso tries to get Ronan Malosi on his back on the LEGO table! Joso has to club the chest of ‘The International Treasure,’ forcing him to stay down and it seems like Joso might be looking to wrap up this match in record time! Joso is heading for the top turnbuckle as he looks to go high-risk in order to put Ronan through that table!
Flannery McCoy: BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO SIT HIMSELF UP AND GET OFF THE LEGO TABLE! HE SLIDES THE TABLE TO THE SIDE AND AWAY FROM JOSO! HE IS GOING TO RETRIEVE JOSO FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE GETS ONTO THE APRON AND GETS A GRASP OF JOSO, BUT JOSO THROWS A PUNCH THAT MANAGES TO SEND RONAN DOWN! BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO GET UP ON THE APRON! THIS TIME, HE IS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE, LOOKING TO MEET JOSO UP THERE! BUT, JOSO IS THROWING PUNCHES TO THE SPINE OF RONAN! BUT, YOU CAN SEE THAT RONAN IS REFUSING TO GO DOWN! HE THROWS AN UPPERCUT THAT CATCHES JOSO OFF GUARD AND CAUSES HIM TO LOSE HIS BALANCE MOMENTARILY! HE MANAGES TO USE THAT SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO GET HIMSELF HIGHER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THE TWO ELITISTS ARE NOW TRADING PUNCHES WITH EACH OTHER! BOTH ARE LOOKING TO KNOCK THE OTHER OVER!
Jake Mercer: RONAN MALOSI WITH A HEADBUTT AS THAT CAUSES JOSO TO STOP WITH HIS PUNCHES! RONAN MALOSI GRABS JOSO IN POSITION FOR A BACK SUPLEX! BUT, HE MANAGES TO DROP JOSO ON THE APRON AND CONNECT A BACK SUPLEX ON THE APRON! LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH FROM SOMEONE WHO COULD BE CONSIDERED ADJACENT TO THE KAISER!
Stew-O: Did you really call Ronan Malosi the closest thing to ‘The Kaiser?’ :dahell:
Jake Mercer: The acknowledgement of our ‘Kaiser’ will take him far into this match! He can’t go to Andre Walker with a loss! It just won’t do!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi drops down from the apron and looks to pick up Joso who had taken quite a nasty fall from the top turnbuckle! HE GRABS JOSO UP BEFORE RAMMING HIS SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE! THEN, HE RAMS HIS STOMACH FIRST AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE APRON! THEN, SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE! STOMACH FIRST AGAINST THE APRON! THIS GOES BACK-AND-FORTH FOR A MOMENT OR TWO BEFORE HE MANAGES TO GET JOSO INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION BEFORE POSITIONING HIMSELF BEHIND! He gets Joso up in a powerbomb position! Ally oop! The reverse powerbomb as Joso eats the ring post before collapsing down! Once again, Ronan extends his index finger up!
(Jake Mercer stands up from his seat and proceeds to do the same thing as Ronan Malosi. Ronan and Jake look at each other in unison from their respective spots.)
Jake Mercer: FOR ‘THE KAISER!’ ☝🏻☝🏻🗣️🗣️☝🏻
Flannery McCoy: Jake, sit down, will you? :wtf:
(Flannery McCoy grabs onto Jake Mercer’s arm, forcing him back down in his seat aggressively.)
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi is reminding Joso about Andre Walker, our Kaiser and god of professional wrestling. There is no harm in that, Flannery. Ronan now grabs Joso up to his feet before throwing him to the ring post once more! Joso’s face collides with the ring post as he goes flying to the ground again! Now, we see that Ronan is looking towards that LEGO table that Joso had introduced a bit earlier into the match! He walks over and sets up the table once more on its legs! Then, he looks back to Joso as he goes to retrieve him once more! Ronan throws Joso face-first into the LEGO table! This causes Joso to stumble back, but Ronan seems to have a good grasp of ‘The New Era’ as he repeatedly slams Joso’s face against the table! That is what you get for not acknowledging our ‘Kaiser!’ ☝🏻
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi slams Joso in the face with the LEGO table, but it seems like he’s more keen on making sure that he causes as much suffering to Joso as he possibly can! Ronan is looking around at ringside as he looks at a LEGO chair that has been replaced for the regular chairs specifically for this match! He grabs a red LEGO chair that was behind Stephie Love! It’s unfortunate that it’s not the type of chair that you can shut closed! But, I don’t think that Ronan seems to care! He sees that Joso is using the table to regain his strength to get back to a vertical base, BUT RONAN HAS THE LEGO CHAIR IN HIS POSSESSION AS HE SLAMS IT AGAINST THE SPINE OF JOSO! THIS CAUSES JOSO TO DROP TO AN ALL FOURS POSITION! RONAN PROCEEDS TO SLAM THE STEEL CHAIR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! RONAN SETS UP THE CHAIR BEFORE GETTING JOSO BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING HIM FACE-FIRST AGAINST THE CHAIR! THEN, HE GRABS JOSO AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM AS JOSO’S SPINE COLLIDES WITH THAT CHAIR! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: THAT ONLY SEEMS TO CAUSE ONE OF THE CHAIR LEGS TO GO LOOSE! BUT, RONAN MALOSI LOOKS AT THAT AND PROCEEDS TO DISMANTLE THE LEG FROM THAT CHAIR! HE GRABS THE LEG OF THE CHAIR LIKE IT’S A LEAD PILE AND PLACES IT AGAINST THE THROAT OF ‘THE NEW ERA!’ JOSO IS TRYING TO REMOVE THAT PIPE FROM HIS NECK. I CAN’T IMAGINE THE PRESSURE THAT RONAN MUST BE PLACING ON HIS NECK! JOSO IS TRYING TO KICK AND SWING HIS LEGS, HOPING THAT IT WILL HIT RONAN SOMEHOW! BUT, YOU CAN SEE THE AMOUNT OF AIR THAT JOSO IS LOSING! HE KNOWS THAT JOSO COULD POTENTIALLY PASS OUT AND THAT RONAN WILL BE ABLE TO PUT HIM THROUGH A TABLE WITH NO ISSUE AT ALL!
Jake Mercer: Joso with a swift kick in between the legs of ‘The International Treasure’s’ crown jewels! How in the world is that fair? Why isn’t the referee going to disqualify Joso for what he did?
Stew-O: It’s a ‘LEGO’ table match! There’s no disqualifications. This is all perfectly legal. :wtf:
Flannery McCoy: Whatever Joso did, it was enough to release that leg of the chair from his neck! Ronan Malosi goes back, holding onto his ‘bits.’ Meanwhile, I can sense the relief on Joso, who is trying to breathe and regain some air. From his lungs! He is trying to be the first Elitist back to his feet as Ronan is trying to shake the pain away! I hope he wasn’t looking to have any more children. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Much for Ronan’s sake, I hope that he’s not looking to reproduce anytime soon. He can’t handle Andre Jr. let alone another kid.
Stew-O: The most logical thing that’s been said all throughout this match! Joso manages to rise back to his feet as Ronan Malosi looks to do the same thing! But, Joso with a beautiful sling blade takes Ronan down once more! But, Joso is on fire! He is begging for Ronan to get back to his feet! He connects with a beautiful dropkick at the first sign of Ronan getting back up! He manages to help Ronan back to his feet by a hold of the arm! He looks to whip him to the barricade across from them! Midway, Ronan counters that whip, sending Joso to that barricade! Ronan starts to charge after Joso, who manages to backflip himself out of the barricade as he sends Ronan over the barricade!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO GETS ONTO THE BARRICADE AS HE STALKS RONAN MALOSI UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE PLANTING HIM WITH A JUMPING DDT AS HE PLANTS RONAN ON THE TOP OF HIS SKULL! JOSO GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE’S EMBRACING THE ENERGY OF THE CROWD! HE IS GESTURING FOR ONE OF THOSE LEGO CHAIRS THAT RONAN HAD INTRODUCED A BIT EARLIER INTO THIS MATCH! HE MANAGES TO GET HIS HANDS ON ONE OF THEM AS HE SEES THAT RONAN IS STARTING TO SCRAMBLE UP TO HIS FEET! HE THROWS THE LEGO CHAIR TO THE FACE OF ‘THE INTERNATIONAL TREASURE’ AS THAT SENDS HIM BACK! I WASN’T SURE IF THAT WAS A PLAN! BUT, JOSO NAILED RONAN IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIR!
Jake Mercer: He is allowing for Joso to get his shots in! I like to think that Ronan Malosi knows exactly what he is doing in this situation! ‘WWAWD,’ guys!
Stew-O: What in the world is ‘WWAWD?’
Jake Mercer: ‘What Would Andre Walker Do,’ Stew! We all see how calculated Andre Walker can be in his matches and perhaps, Ronan Malosi has adopted some of that mindset and will plan to show it in this match! Ronan is cooking! 🔥
Stew-O: Joso manages to get Ronan Malosi up to his feet as he connects with a few uppercuts, which causes Ronan Malosi to go back! Joso keeps doing this as Ronan is backed against the barricade! With that, Joso charges after Ronan and clotheslines him back into ringside! Joso finds himself on top of the barricade and I’m not sure what he is planning, BUT HE FLIES FROM THE BARRICADE AND LOOKS TO TAKE RONAN DOWN WITH ANOTHER JUMPING DDT! BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO COUNTER WITH A FRONT SUPLEX AS JOSO LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO HIS RIBS! RONAN IS SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS JOSO AND HE SLAMS THE BACK OF JOSO’S SKULL AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! Joso is holding the back of his skull as Ronan is slowly regaining control of this match! He is looking at another table that has been scattered around the ring side and walks over to it! He sets up the legs of the table and it seems like he’s going to end this match as fast as possible!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi is looking towards the timekeeper who brings him that same object that’s being covered by a red cloth! It seems like we’re going to figure out what it is! Ronan takes off the red cloth!
Jake Mercer: ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻
Stew-O: Is that a LEGO brick sculpture of Andre Walker? :skip:
Flannery McCoy: I think I have seen everything, guys.
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi is given the LEGO sculpture of Andre Walker and kisses it on the top of his head! Let all the energy of ‘The Kaiser’ guide you, Ronan! He is looking at it with an evil smirk as he looks down on Joso, who is starting to make his way up to his feet! He is holding the back of his head, but he is more than willing to fight Ronan, but Ronan goes right after him with the LEGO sculpture in his possession, looking to cave Joso’s head in! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Stew-O: BUT, JOSO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING RONAN MALOSI TO STUMBLE OVER THE STEEL STEPS! NO, RONAN MANAGES TO KEEP HIMSELF STILL! HE STILL HAS THE SCULPTURE IN HIS POSSESSION AS JOSO TURNS RONAN AROUND! JOSO CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE LEG OF ‘THE INTERNATIONAL TREASURE’ BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF A KNEELING RONAN! Then, Joso is looking at the table that Ronan set up just moments ago into this match! He tries to place Ronan over the table! But, Ronan is refusing to just lay there! Joso begins to punch Ronan in the chest, trying to keep him down as fast as possible! BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO RISE HIMSELF UP FROM THE TABLE, CONNECTING WITH AN UPPERCUT AS THAT SENDS JOSO BACK! RONAN CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER UPPERCUT AS THAT SENDS JOSO BACK! HE NOW SPEARS RONAN INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS HE KEEPS THAT MAN DOWN! RONAN RAMS JOSO INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON AGAIN, CAUSING FOR HIM TO TOTALLY COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: With Joso down, Ronan Malosi looks to set up the table that he introduced into this match! He slants the table in a vertical position against the barricade as Ronan sets up Joso with his back against the table! He places the Andre Walker sculpture on Joso’s slouched lap! Then, Ronan begins to back away from Joso with the hunter stalking his prey!
Ronan Malosi: https://media.tenor.com/yEvmaXzhfF4AAAAd/roman-reigns-ooh-ahh.gif
Jake Mercer: OOOOH AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Stew-O: :dahell:
Jake Mercer: Just supporting my ‘Kaiser,’ Stew!
Stew-O: WELL, RONAN MALOSI DOES WHATEVER THAT WAS AND RUNS FORWARD — ‘HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!’ THE SPEAR TAKEN FROM THE PLAYBOOK OF ANDRE WALKER AS HE CHARGES AT JOSO WHO IS SET UP AGAINST THE TABLE!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! RONAN MALOSI CRASHES THROUGH THE LEGO TABLE WITH HIS SPEAR!!!! THIS MATCH IS DONE FOR!!!!! JOSO WINS!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Trophies’ begins to play once more as Joso is looking at the scene of the crime with Ronan Malosi crashing onto the LEGO table. He tries to get himself back to his feet by using the barricade, almost a bit shocked that he managed to pull a fast one on Ronan.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…JOSO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: RONAN MALOSI WAS NOT READY! HOW IS THAT ANY FAIR???? DO OVER! RESTART THE MATCH!
Stew-O: It seemed like Ronan Malosi believed that he had the match locked in, so he thought that he could showboat a bit and take a page out of the playbook of Andre Walker! He thought that if he connected with ‘Hunger on Hillside’ on Joso, it would give him the W, but it was Joso’s ability to get himself out of the way that allowed for Ronan to not be able to adjust to the situation!
(Joso picks up the LEGO brick sculpture of Andre Walker from the ground that Ronan Malosi had brought in towards the end of the match. He almost seems impressed that Ronan had gotten someone to sculpt this quite well.)
Joso: (off-mic) I’m keeping this. :notbad: I could sell this for a good amount of cash on eBay.
Flannery McCoy: He’s really going to sell that? :mjlol: Well, congratulations to Joso on winning this match and I guess, being a couple thousand dollars richer!
(The last shot is of Joso celebrating up the ramp as the referee tends to an unconscious Ronan Malosi who is wondering where his LEGO brick sculpture of Andre Walker is.)
(Reckless Wiring cuts to commercials.)
(A commercial is shown, advertising Bloodsport, the next FPV event from EAW. The Voltage-exclusive show will be taking place next weekend at the Royal Arena in Copenhagen, Denmark!)
(The scene fades to Universal Women’s Champion, Kassidy Heart sitting in a director’s chair, getting her make up done by her personal make up team. At the moment, the make up artist is contouring her cheekbones, making sure that her contour is as sharp as her bite. She looks to be quite serious, trying to get herself in a dangerous mentality before entering what is going to be a grueling ‘Dog Collar Match.’ )
???: Omg, Kassipoo, you look so beautiful. 🥹
(Despite trying to find herself uber focused, Kassidy Heart has it within her to flash a smirk to her Jaded Heart sister, Sienna Jade, who has her own match to worry about with Sierra Everett. Sienna is more than ready to compete in her match, feeling confident in her chances of handling Sierra and doing Eden Sinclair a favor.)
Sienna Jade: Everything looks so on point with you tonight, Kassidy. It’s such a shame that you are going to be in a dog collar. You deserve so much better than to be attached to that trash.
Kassidy Heart: Yes, it’s awful to have to find myself attached to her. But, It’s a *shame* for Miku, Sienna. Let me explain I’ve been in collars and chains before and no, I’m not just talking about the roleplaying that Ryan and I have done in the past. 😉 But, when it comes to a ‘Dog Collar Match,’ Miku can’t hide. She will have to deal with whatever consequences I decide to inflict on her. Most importantly, I am going to make sure that she leaves Glasgow with a lesson learned. Perhaps, she can teach Hikari that lesson since they’re apparently friends again.
Sienna Jade: Oh god, I just remember that IDOL-GUN is back together. Isn’t that just great? 🙄
Kassidy Heart: I’m not phased whatsoever. After all, we have a future opportunity to take on the Unified Tag Team Champions, right?
(Sienna Jade nods, reminding herself that she had defeated Mei Sasaki to qualify for the fatal-4-way tag match at Pain for Pride, but had to drop out due to Kassidy Heart having her sights focused on the Universal Women’s Championship. Although, Tyrone Montgomery did promise her that they could still have an opportunity at the Unified Tag Team Championships whenever both her and Kassidy were ready to step up to the challenge.)
Sienna Jade: Tyrone said that we can cash it in whenever we’re ready. It’s inevitable that we’re going to be the ones to dethrone POTARA. We’re just allowing those two dweebs to get some defenses in, build up that good ole confidence and we’ll be ready to take those titles back whenever the timing is right. We’re going to look so fantastic with those titles on our waist and shoulders. We’re going to look prettier than POTARA. At least, this tragic tag team division will have champions that they can put on a poster and sell tickets.
(Kassidy Heart begins to get off her makeup chair and grab the Universal Women’s Championship, which had been sitting on the vanity on the side of her, minding its own business. She places the championship on her shoulder as the make-up artists put some of the final touches in Kassidy’s make up, making sure that she looks good going into her title match.)
Kassidy Heart: Carrying two divisions on our backs, just like the old times, right my queen?
Sienna Jade: You know it.
(Jaded Hearts smirk at each other, feeling a sense of unison before looking straight ahead and begin to roll their eyes.)
Kassidy Heart: You really have a ton of nerve to show yourselves?
Sienna Jade: Did some mother lose their children? I think I found them. :mjlol:
(The camera pans to the direction they’re looking at as they’re staring down the newly formed IDOL-GUN, Hikari Kanno and the woman who will be facing Kassidy Heart for the Universal Women’s Championship, Miku Sakai, who is more than ready for her match tonight.)
Miku Sakai: Alright grandma, let’s get you ready for bed. It’s past your bedtime.
Sienna Jade: GRANDMA? I AM NOT OLD —
(Sienna Jade is cut off by Kassidy Heart placing a hand on her shoulder.)
Kassidy Heart: Let’s not get ourselves wrapped around in these trivial mind games, Sienna. If anything, Miku needs to prepare to get herself destroyed by me. As for you, Hikari, something tells me that we’ll get ourselves real acquainted soon enough.
Hikari Kanno: I’ll be looking forward to it, Kassidy. It won’t be long until I show you how a REAL queen runs shit around here.
Miku Sakai: All of this talk about carrying TWO championships, but you should be focused on making sure that you walk away with the one on your shoulder? You know, the one that we’re going to be competing for tonight?
Hikari Kanno: Gee, I’m not sure if she’s aware of that Miku. Who knows the amount of CTE that she has going on inside that pea sized brain head of her’s? 🤔
Miku Sakai: Oh, you’re right. Not only that, but she’s almost as old as Sienna. I wouldn’t think that her memory is as good as it once was.
Hikari Kanno: It’s such a shame. We’re seeing Jaded Hearts go from Jaded Grandmas before our very eyes. 😔
Miku Sakai: Pour one out for grandmas…
(Miku Sakai, out of nowhere, pours out water from a water bottle. The water almost lands on the feet of Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart, causing the two girls to back away as quickly as they possibly can, making sure the water does not get on them.)
Sienna Jade: Are you kidding me? We’re spent the last couple of hours looking as good as we do. We cannot afford to let you, out of all people, ruin the good work that we put on looking like the models that we are.
Kassidy Heart: I know exactly what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to play your cute little mind games before Miku has to go out there. Miku is trying to throw me off my game, but if anything, you just pissed me off even more. You just fucked up by doing that, Miku. I understand that IDOL-GUN is a thing again and that’s all people are talking about, but you’ll be lucky if you’re a thing after this match is over with. I am going into the ‘Dog Collar Match,’ with the intention of showing everyone that you might have been brave for stepping up to me, but you were a dumbass for thinking that you had a shot of defeating me.
(Kassidy Heart begins to make her way past IDOL-GUN. Sienna Jade is following her partner behind her. Kassidy turns back to look at IDOL-GUN.)
Kassidy Heart: But, when it comes to the Unified Tag Team Championships, Miku, it surprises me that you found another dumbass that is willing to stand next to you, let alone want to be Unified Tag Team Champions with you. But, if you want to take over the tag team division again, you’re going to need to go through Jaded Hearts.
(Kassidy Heart turns on her heel and walks away. Sienna Jade follows shortly after. IDOL-GUN is left looking straight ahead at the direction the two women left in, knowing that by placing themselves back in the tag team title scene, they would need to deal with all of these targets coming right after them.)
(Eventually, Miku gets herself sorted for her title match and heads off, ready for Kassidy.)
(Scene pans back to ringside, where the next match graphic is revealed.)
(https://i.imgur.com/QKXCou6.png)
Stephie Love: The following contest… IS A DOG COLLAR MATCH!!… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(… after a brief pause to allow the crowd to get to its feet and shout excitedly, ‘Brooklyn The Hole’ begins to play. Miku Sakai walks out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. She takes in the environment and the reaction from the crowd before bringing the microphone up to her mouth and reciting the first lines of her entrance theme.)
(There’s a brief pause which allows Stephie Love to introduce her.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger, Fukui, Japan… weighing in at 110 pounds… MIIIKKKUUUU SAAAAKKKKAIIIIII!!
(Miku continues singing her entrance theme down the ramp before entering the ring. Once the music dies down, she adopts a more serious look as she awaits Kassidy Heart.)
(‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ by Beyoncé hits, and all attention is returned to the top of the stage. Kassidy Heart steps out onto the stage, and the crowd gives her a split reaction that only she could get. She dons a simple black top with matching tights and a hip-length black coat. The championship shines around her waist as it catches all of the dancing lights.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Sydney, Australia… weighing in at 141 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMMEENNN’S CHAAMMMPPIOOONNN!!… KASSSSIDDDDDDDYYYYYY HEEEEAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!
Stew-O: It’s hard to get a word in during Miku Sakai’s entrance… but I want to get reads and opinions on this match from you two, what do you think?
Jake Mercer: What more is there to say about Kassidy Heart? I no longer think it’s arguable and I haven’t for some time, she is bar none the GREATEST woman to ever grace this division, and there have been a lot of greats who have come before her.
Flannery McCoy: But Miku Sakai DOES deserve to be here. Kassidy Heart is fantastic and there’s no doubt about that, and no accusations towards Jake or whatever, but Miku Sakai is absolutely a worthy opponent. She cannot be taken lightly… if she is… Kassidy Heart will not be walking out of Reckless Wiring as champion.
(Kassidy Heart steps into the ring, she removes her coat and hands the championship to the referee. A different official enters the ring with the chain and dog collars. He first attaches one of them around the neck of Miku Sakai. He drags the chain about halfway across the ring, as far as it will go, and nervously asks Kassidy Heart to do so. As she does, he very gently wraps the collar around her)
Stew-O: No count outs, no disqualifications, the only way to win is by pinfall or submission.
(The referee holds the championship up before signaling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THE BELL SOUNDS AND IMMEDIATELY THERE’S A SCRAP FOR CONTROL OF THE CHAIN!! BOTH WOMEN DIG THEIR FEET INTO THE CANVAS AS THEY TRY TO PULL THE CHAIN IN THEIR FAVOR!! KASSIDY HEART THE STRONGER OF THE TWO AND IT’S SHOWING HERE… MIKU IS NO MATCH!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY TUGS THE CHAIN AND PULLS MIKU FORWARD… NOW WITH A HOLD OF THE SLACK KASSIDY WHIPS IT RIGHT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF MIKU!! MIKU DROPS TO HER KNEES, BENT FORWARD… KASSIDY STILL HAS A HANDFUL OF THE CHAIN… AND NOW SHE BRINGS IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK!!
Flannery McCoy: And that shot brings Miku completely down but only momentarily! Kassidy takes a third swing with the chain… BUT MIKU EVADES IT, SHE KICKS KASSIDY IN HER LEG, WHERE SHIN MEETS FOOT AND IT TRIPS HER UP… AND NOW MIKU FINDS HERSELF WITH THE ADVANTAGE!!
Stew-O: SHE WRAPS A BIT OF THAT CHAIN AROUND HER FIST AND PUMMELS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD!! SHE DOES IT A SECOND TIME FOR GOOD MEASURE BEFORE ROLLING HER ONTO HER BACK FOR THE COVER… BUT KASSIDY’S OUT OF IT BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD EVEN GET DOWN TO COUNT THE PIN!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart making an attempt to get some distance between herself and her opponent, but with that chain attached to the collar around her neck, she only manages about ten feet before it reaches its limit! Miku is back to her feet and making her way over to the champion!
Flannery McCoy: You can see from the matted hair in the back of Kassidy’s head that there’s already been blood drawn in this match! Miku gets a hold of Kassidy and gets her to her feet… BUT KASSIDY PUSHES HER AWAY… KASSIDY LUNGES AT HER CHALLENGER AND THE TWO WOMEN LOCK UP!!
Stew-O: AFTER THAT UNORTHODOX START, WE NOW GET SOMETHING MORE TRADITIONAL!! KASSIDY SWITCHES BEHIND, WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND MIKU AND LIFTING HER UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX… BUT ON THE LIFT MIKU GETS HER ELBOWS OUT AND SENDS ONE INTO THE TEMPLE OF THE CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY IS WOBBLY, TRYING TO STAY ON HER FEET… MIKU RUSHES TOWARDS HER AND LANDS A DROPKICK!! KASSIDY IS FORCED BACK INTO THE CORNER, HITTING THE TURNBUCKLE HARD!!… MIKU YANKS ON THE CHAIN TO PULL KASSIDY OUT OF IT AND SHE COMES CHARGING AT HER AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THIS TIME KASSIDY HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO REVERSE!! SHE CATCHES THE LEGS OF MIKU, DROPS HER ONTO HER BACK… AND NOW SLINGSHOTS HER OVER!! MIKU CATCHING HER HEAD ON THE TOP OF THE RING POST, SHE FALLS BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND KASSIDY IS QUICK INTO THE COVER!!
Referee: ONEEE!!…
Referee: TWOOO—
Stew-O: KICK OUT! However, the champion looks to remain on the offensive here. Miku is pushing herself back up to a vertical base, but Kassidy is right there! Grabbing her waist… PULLING HER UP, AND THIS TIME, THE GERMAN SUPLEX IS SUCCESSFUL!! MIKU REALLY GOT FOLDED UP THERE, A BAD LANDING ON THE TOP OF HER BACK, NEARLY ON HER NECK!! SHE IS MUCH SLOWER GETTING BACK TO HER FEET!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy sets herself up in the corner, pulling a bit on the chain, urging her opponent to return to her feet! Miku is on a knee and has her hand on the middle rope, using it to pull herself up… AND NOW KASSIDY COMES CHARGING!! SHE EXTENDS HER ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A LARIAT THAT PUSHES BOTH WOMEN BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… KASSIDY TAKES A FEW STEPS OUT OF IT… AND NOW PULLS HARD ON THE CHAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: THE FORCE OF THE PULL SENDS MIKU FLYING INTO THE CLUTCHES OF THE CHAMPION… HEAD UNDER ARM KASSIDY LIFTS HER UP… LOOKING FOR THE DEDEDE DDT!!… BUT NO!! MIKU WITH A FEW SHOTS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF KASSIDY HEART AND SHE MANAGES TO FREE HERSELF!! SHE NOW DARTS TOWARDS KASSIDY… LEAPING AND FLIPPING OVER… BLOCKBUSTER!!
Stew-O: BUT MIKU DOESN’T LET GO OF HER HEAD!! INSTEAD SHE MAKES HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET… STILL WITH A HOLD OF KASSIDY… MIKU IS UP, AND SHE MOVES HER RIGHT FOOT BACK, LOOKING FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE… SHE MANAGES TO FIND IT AND USES IT AS LEVERAGE TO SPRING OFF OF IT AND GIVE HER THE MOMENTUM NEEDED TO DELIVER A SECOND BLOCKBUSTER!! THIS TIME SHE DOES RELEASE KASSIDY BUT ONLY TO GO IN FOR A COVER, THE REFEREE QUICKLY INTO POSITION!!
Referee: ONEEE!!…
Referee: TWOOO–
Jake Mercer: BUT NO!! KASSIDY GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! This match has been moving at a rapid pace since the opening bell, and only now are we seeing our first break in the action! Miku is in a seated position, heaving breaths as she tries to recharge some of her energy! Kassidy has managed to roll onto her stomach and she’s pushing herself up to her feet… and break time is over for Miku as she grabs a fistful of the champion’s hair and aids her the rest of the way up!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KASSIDY ISN’T HAVING IT!! A RIGHT SHOT INTO THE MID-SECTION… AND NOW A LEFT TO THE RIBS AND IT SENDS THE CHALLENGER BACKPEDALING!! SHE COMES FORWARD AGAIN BUT KASSIDY BLOCKS HER OFF WITH MORE RIGHTS AND LEFTS… A CALCULATED, DETERMINED ASSAULT OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS BY THE CHAMPION, INHERITED FROM HER HUSBAND!! MIKU HAS BEEN BACKED INTO THE CORNER, SHE’S TRYING TO BLOCK BUT EACH PUNCH IS FINDING EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE FLESH!!
Stew-O: Finally, Kassidy lets up and it leaves Miku huddled in the corner… Kassidy steps back out of the corner, gaining as much distance as she can between herself and her challenger… BEFORE SHE COMES CHARGING… SHE SHOOTS HER LEG TO DELIVER THE RAPTURE… BUT NO!! WOW!! A GENIUS REVERSAL FROM THE CHALLENGER!! AS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO COMPETITORS CLOSED, MIKU WAS ABLE TO GRAB A BIT OF THAT CHAIN, HOLD IT IN FRONT OF HER, STRETCH IT OUT BETWEEN HER HANDS AND KEEP THE TENSION ON IT, KASSIDY’S BOOT CONNECTED WITH THAT CHAIN AND IT WASN’T ABLE TO BREAK THE TENSION!! IT ACTED ALMOST LIKE A SPRING AND SENT HER FALLING BACKWARDS!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY QUICKLY SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET BUT SHE’S TAKEN BACK DOWN OFF OF THEM AS THE CHALLENGER RUNS AT HER WITH A RUNNING KNEE AND CONNECTS FLUSH WITH HER JAW!! KASSIDY ROLLS OVER, TRYING TO PUSH HERSELF UP AGAIN, MIKU AIDS HER MOST OF THE WAY BY GRABBING ONTO HER ARm, AND NOW, MIKU SHOWS OFF HER STRIKING ABILITY BY DELIVERING A RIGHT HAND!! SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SECOND… NOW A THIRD THAT KASSIDY LOOKS TO BLOCK, BUT MIKU SWINGS WITH HER LEFT INSTEAD!! THEY AREN’T AS SUCCINCT OR TIDY AS KASSIDY’S, BUT THEY GET THE JOB DONE ALL THE SAME!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU HAS GAINED THE UPPER HAND HERE, AND NOW SHE PULLS KASSIDY OUT OF THE CORNER! SHE HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF THE CHAMPION, SPINS AROUND, AND LIFTS HER UP… ‘STARFALL’, IT CONNECTS!! DROPPING KASSIDY RIGHT ON HER NECK!! SHE’S INTO THE PIN, KEEPING KASSIDY FOLDED UP!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO–
Stew-O: No! Still not enough! It’s going to take much more to keep a competitor like Kassidy Heart down for a three-count. At the same time, this was the first big, pivotal move of this match, and Kassidy Heart *needs* to take notice of that. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say her challenger has had her on the ropes quite a bit in the opening act of this match! She has to be careful or else she could see—
Jake Mercer: AND STEW WITH THE MOST OBVIOUS JINX IN THE WORLD AS KASSIDY TRAPS THE ARMS OF MIKU SAKAI UNDERNEATH… GRABBING ONE LEG, AND NOW THE OTHER AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO LOCK IN THE KONBANWAH!!…
Flannery McCoy: NO!! MIKU IS ABLE TO PRY HERSELF AWAY BEFORE KASSIDY COULD FULLY LOCK IT IN, AND SHE IS QUICKLY BACK TO HER FEET!!
Stew-O: NOT SO MUCH OF A JINX AM I, JAKE? MIKU RUSHES AT KASSIDY ONCE MORE… AND— OH!! SHE GETS DROPPED, STUNNED WITH A HEART STOPPER TO THE CHEST!!
Jake Mercer: You were saying, Stew?
Stew-O: SHE STANDS OVER THE BODY OF THE CHALLENGER… LEAPING UP AND CORKSCREWING THROUGH THE AIR WITH MAXX SOLARIS!! QUICK INTO THE COVER!!..
ONEE!!… TWOOO!!… MIKU KICKS OUT!! AND THE CHAMPION COMPLETELY UNFAZED, ALREADY PLANNING HER NEXT SEQUENCE AS SHE PULLS MIKU TO HER FEET!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy has Miku and she pushes her back into the corner… GRABBING HER BY THE ARM, SHE WHIPS HER ACROSS THE RING, BUT THE CHAIN STOPS HER ABOUT HALF WAY… PULLING HER BACK AND WITH A YELP MIKU IS ON THE CANVAS CLUTCHING AT HER NECK AND THROAT!! KASSIDY WAS BROUGHT DOWN AS WELL, BUT THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO DENYING WHO GOT THE WORST OF IT!!
Flannery McCoy: We’ve already seen it used in a more traditional way, but that chain can be used and manipulated in so many manners as a weapon! Kassidy is back up, eyes locked on her target… Miku has managed to make it a kneeling position… KASSIDY JUMPS INTO THE AIR, LOOKING TO DELIVER PAINFULLY EVER AFTER, BUT MIKU ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, AND IT PULLS KASSIDY THROUGH THE ROPES AS WELL, SHE LANDS HARD ON THE RUBBER!!
Stew-O: Miku is to her feet first, but the champion isn’t far behind! MIKU GOES TO SWING BUT IT MISSES ITS MARK WILDLY AS KASSIDY DUCKS UNDER IT, THE MOMENTUM ALMOST TAKES MIKU BACK OFF HER FEET AND BEFORE SHE CAN RE-SET HERSELF, KASSIDY FROM BEHIND SENDS HER INTO THE RING ROPES!! Now around the ringside area, Kassidy glances toward the timekeeper before making her way over… she wants a chair… BUT THE CHAIN STOPS HER SHORT, A FEW FEET AWAY!!
Kassidy Heart: …
(Stephie Love and the timekeeper shyly look at an annoyed Kassidy Heart)
Kassidy Heart: (off-mic) Give me a chair.
(They both hesitate, unsure of what to do… then Kassidy’s tone changes)
Kassidy Heart: (off-mic) GIVE. ME. A. CHAIR!
Jake Mercer: AND THE TIMEKEEPER WASTES NO TIME!! STANDING UP FROM HIS OWN, STRETCHING OUT AND HANDING IT TO KASSIDY HEART WHO GRIPS IT IN HER HANDS AND MAKES HER WAY BACK TOWARDS AN UNSUSPECTING MIKU SAKAI!! SHE RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD AND WALLOPS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF THE CHALLENGER, SHE DOES IT A SECOND TIME… AND NOW A THIRD BEFORE TOSSING THE NOW BENT CHAIR BACK INTO THE RING… SHE GETS MIKU BACK TO HER FEET AND ROLLS HER INTO THE RING, KASSIDY SLIDING IN BEHIND HER!!
Flannery McCoy: Again, Kassidy has her eyes set on that chair; she grabs it as Miku attempts to make it back up… BUT YET ANOTHER SHOT TAKES HER RIGHT BACK DOWN FLAT!!
Stew-O: There’s been a shift in Kassidy’s mood… she narrows her eyes as she backs up, extending the chain as far as it will go as Miku tries and struggles to get back vertical… LIKE A PREDATOR STALKING ITS PREY, KASSIDY HEART LEANS BACK… ANTICIPATING THE MOMENT MIKU SAKAI IS ABLE TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET, KASSIDY IS READY TO EXPLODE!! MIKU PLANTS HER KNEE OFF THE CANVAS… PUSHING HERSELF THE REST OF THE WAY UP… AND KASSIDY COMES CHARGING AS MIKU TURNS AROUND!!…
Jake Mercer: GO TO GAWD!!
Flannery McCoy: IS THWARTED WITH A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY!! :damn: THE CHAIR THAT KASSIDY BROUGHT INTO THE RING, THE CHAIR THAT MIKU HAS BEEN ON THE RECEIVING END OF MULTIPLE TIMES… GETS SENT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART, STOPPING HER DEAD IN HER TRACKS!! KASSIDY MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SEE IT BEFORE MIKU TURNED AROUND, AND BY THE TIME SHE DID REALIZE IT, IT WAS TOO LATE!!
Stew-O: THERE’S A COVER BY THE CHALLENGER!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: TH–
Stew-O: And Kassidy gets the shoulder up in the nick of time! It’s still not enough to keep the champion down… BUT WOW!! Miku Sakai has done a tremendous job of neutralizing a lot of the big moves that Kassidy has attempted. Konbanwah, Painfully Ever After, Go to Gawd, the opportunities have been there, but all of them have either been reversed or escaped out of before feeling their actual effect!
Jake Mercer: But that can’t last forever; whether it’s luck or skill on the part of Miku is irrelevant. Eventually one of these big moves IS going to hit.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy finds herself on her knees, there’s blood pooling from both sides of her head now! She tries to shake some sense back into herself… but Miku knows she can’t waste an opportunity like this so on the prowl she goes… getting Kassidy back to her feet… AND HOOKING FOR A SUPLEX… KASSIDY TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT MIKU GRABS KASSIDY’S LEG AND SNAPS HER OVER WITH A FISHERMAN!!
Stew-O: Death by a thousand cuts, nothing flashy but compounded on top of a bunch of other things it will get the job done! Kassidy is attempting again to get to her feet… BUT AGAIN, THE CHALLENGER WON’T ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN… GRABBING HER TIGHTS FROM BEHIND AND PULLING HER UP!! A FOREARM TO THE JAW SENDS KASSIDY INTO THE CORNER… MIKU COMES RUNNING, KASSIDY GETS HER KNEES UP!!
Jake Mercer: BUT MIKU GOES UNDER, OUT OF THE RING… AND THE CHAIN PULLS KASSIDY DOWN, SHE LANDS FLAT ON HER FACE… MIKU NOW HOPS UP ONTO THE APRON AS KASSIDY IS BACK UP… DELIVERING ANOTHER FOREARM TO THE CHAMPION AND KNOCKING HER BACK DOWN!! Miku drops back down to the apron and rolls herself into the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy Heart has had a lot of Miku’s offense scouted, but Miku keeps finding a way to reverse the reversal… Miku is quick to her feet after the forearm, looking to keep it going… Kassidy is up, but grabbed by the challenger from behind… LIFTING HER UP AND LOOKING FOR ANOTHER SUPLEX VARIATION… BUT KASSIDY FLIPS OUT OF IT… LANDING ON HER FEET!! SHE TUGS ON THE CHAIN TO SPIN MIKU AROUND…
Stew-O: UPON SPINNING AROUND HOWEVER MIKU CLAWS REPEATEDLY AT THE EYES OF KASSIDY HEART, CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!… AND AGAIN SHE’S ABLE TO THWART THE CHAMPION… KASSIDY’S HANDS IMMEDIATELY GO TO HER EYES, SHE’S STAGGERED… AND NOW MIKU WITH HER BIGGEST BIGGEST CHANCE YET, WITH HER BACK FACING KASSIDY SHE GRABS HER HEAD AND SPRINGS OFF THE CANVAS… LOOKING TO DELIVER THE DEATH NOTE!!
Jake Mercer: BUT KASSIDY SHIFTS IT AROUND, BUNDLING HER ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF HER CHALLENGER AND PLANTING HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERSLAM!!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy exhales as she rolls over onto her side, her hands once again to her eyes! She blinks them open and closed about a half dozen times as she tries to refocus her vision. Miku stirs over near the corner!
Stew-O: Kassidy wants to crawl the other way to get to her feet but the collar and chain are preventing her from doing so… she gets as much distance as she can as Miku is up against the turnbuckle… AND KASSIDY COMES CHARGING… RAPTURE!! AND IT DOES CONNECT!! SMUSHING IN THE FACE OF MIKU SAKAI!! MIKU TAKES A STEP OUT OF THE CORNER BEFORE SHE LEAVES HER FEET AND WINDS UP ON THE CANVAS BUT KASSIDY NOT YET GOING FOR THE COVER!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY FINALLY ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY LAND ONE OF HER BIG MOVES, BUT SHE ISN’T DONE… SHE’S LOOKING FOR A COMBINATION!! HER EYES MAKE THEIR WAY OVER TO THE CORNER… SHE HEADS OVER, UNABLE TO STEP ONTO THE OUTSIDE, SHE BACKS HERSELF UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE… KEEPING HER EYES ON MIKU TO ENSURE THAT SHE HASN’T MOVED… SHE SETS HERSELF… AND WHATEVER KASSIDY HAS PLANNED IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’LL HAVE JUST ENOUGH SLACK ON THE CHAIN TO DO SO!!… SHE LEAPS OFF… LOOKING FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!…
Flannery McCoy: MIKU HOWEVER IS ABLE TO GET HER KNEES UP AND THEY’RE DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CHEST AND STOMACH OF THE CHAMPION!! KASSIDY’S EYES GO WIDE AS SHE FLIPS FORWARD OFF OF MIKU, KICKING THE MAT AND WRITHING IN PAIN… MIKU HAS A SMALL GRIN ON HER FACE AS SHE MAKES IT UP TO HER FEET… PERHAPS SEEING A REAL OPPORTUNITY TO PUT KASSIDY HEART AWAY AND WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY IS TO HER FEET… SHE TURNS AROUND… CUCK KILLER!!
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Stew-O: NO!! KASSIDY CATCHES HER!! BACK AND FORTH WE CONTINUE TO GO!! KASSIDY HEART CATCHES MIKU SAKAI IN MID-AIR BEFORE SPLITTING THE LEGS AN DRIVING HER DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! AND NOW KASSIDY ISN’T MESSING ABOUT, NOT THAT SHE EVER WAS BUT SHE’S RAPID AS SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET!! MIKU IS TRYING AS WELL… ON HER FRONT AND TRYING TO PROPEL HERSELF UP!!…
Jake Mercer: BUT SHE’S DRIVEN RIGHT BACK DOWN AS KASSIDY HEART DELIVERS PANFULLY EVER AFTER!! STOMPING RIGHT ON THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD!! SHE’S INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: NO!! MIKU SAKAI STAYS IN IT AND KEEPS HER CHAMPIONSHIP HOPES ALIVE!!
Flannery McCoy: AND KASSIDY IS UNRELENTING HERE AFTER THE KICK OUT, SHE FIRES, UNLOADING WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO THE HEAD AND BODY OF THE CHALLENGER! MIKU TRIES TO RAISE HER ARMS TO BLOCK IT, BUT IT’S FUTILE!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY WITH ONE FINAL PUNCH TO MIKU BEFORE MAKING IT BACK TO HER FEET, HOLDING ONTO THE HAIR OF HER CHALLENGER AND GETTING HER BACK TO HER FEET AS WELL… SOMETHING HAS AWOKEN INSIDE KASSIDY HEART HERE, THE VERY THING THAT MAKES HER THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN THAT EAW HAS EVER SEEN!! MIKU HAS DONE FANTASTIC IN THIS MATCH SO FAR, BUT SHE NOW NEEDS TO FIND THAT OTHER GEAR AS WELL OR I’M AFRAID IT COULD BE OVER FOR HER SOONER THAN LATER!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy pushes Miku off of her… AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A BLOW, A FOREARM ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD… WE KNOW WHAT THAT SETS UP, THE FIRST OF A TWO-PARTER FROM KASSIDY HEART AS SHE NOW ENVELOPS MIKU… CHANEL N— NO!! AN ELBOW FROM THE CHALLENGER TO THE CHAMPION AND SHE’S ABLE TO FREE HERSELF, AT LEAST FOR THE MOMENT!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT SINGULAR ELBOW DOESN’T TAKE KASSIDY OUT OF THE GAME FOR LONG… BACK ON THE HUNT SHE GOES AS SHE CLOSES IN ON MIKU… MIKU TRIES A SECOND ELBOW BUT THIS ONE GETS SWATTED AWAY… KASSIDY ONCE AGAIN GETS HER ARMS AROUND MIKU… LIFTS HER UP AGAIN… AND THIS TIME THE SECOND HALF OF CHANEL N°5 CONNECTS!!… NORMALLY KASSIDY WOULD KEEP IT BRIDGED FOR THE PIN BUT NOT THIS TIME, SHE WANTS MORE!!
Stew-O: You’re really beginning to get the sense that things are starting to fall into place for Kassidy Heart. For much of this match so far, the challenger seemed to be one step ahead of the champion, but that tide may have turned! Miku Sakai has reached the ropes and tries to pull her up, but Kassidy uses the chain… yanking on it to influence Miku back to her feet… she does so and again finds herself right in the clutches of the champion!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY DROPS HER HEAD UNDER THE ARM OF MIKU… LEAPS BACKWARDS AND DELIVERS THE BRIGHTON FLY!! AND THIS TIME SHE WILL GO FOR THE PIN ON THE CHALLENGER, REFEREE IN POSITION AS THIS TIME BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: NOO!! MIKU GETS HER SHOULDER UP AGAIN!! Kassidy sits up, a look of slight annoyance on her face… Miku begins to stir as well, Kassidy has her and they’re both at their feet now… both women have thrown a lot at each other and haven’t been able to get the job done… you feel something pivo— MIKU WITH A RIGHT HAND!!
Stew-O: AND I DON’T THINK KASSIDY WAS EXPECTING THAT, SHE WAS NEARLY TAKEN OFF HER FEET WITH THAT RIGHT HAND!! SHE STEPS BACK UP TO MIKU AND DELIVERS ONE OF HER OWN… MIKU FIRES BACK WITH A SECOND!! I DON’T THINK SHE WANTS TO GET INTO A SPARRING CONTEST WITH THE CHAMPION, BUT SO FAR, SHE SEEMS TO BE HOLDING HER OWN!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY WITH A SECOND… AND NOW HERE THEY GO!! A FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS AND LEFT HANDS BEING THROWN FROM EVERY DIRECTION, BACK AND FORTH!! MIKU ACTUALLY GETTING THE UPPER HAND AT THE MOMENT, CLOSING THE GAP TO THE CORNER… BUT KASSIDY, PERHAPS REALIZING THE PREDICAMENT SHE’S IN, FIRES A HOOK AND JAB COMBO AT THE CHALLENGER, AND IT ROCKS HER… SHE’S WOBBLY ON HER LEGS, TRYING TO REMAIN STANDING!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW KASSIDY BALLS THAT CHAIN UP AROUND HER FIST… AND PUMMELS MIKU WITH IT, TAKING HER DOWN… BLOOD NOW BEGINNING TO TRICKLE OUT OF THE FOREHEAD OF MIKU, KASSIDY DROPS TO HER KNEES AND DELIVERS A FEW MORE CHAIN-ASSISTED FISTS!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY NOW PULLING ON THE CHAIN AND DRAGGING MIKU BACK TO HER FEET… SHE LEAPS ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF MIKU SAKAI, SCISSORING HER LEGS AROUND HER… LOOKING TO DELIVER NORVINA LIGHTS… BUT NO!! MIKU MANAGES TO REVERSE, SHOWING AN INSANE AMOUNT OF POWER HERE AS SHE PULLS KASSIDY BACK UP… I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD THIS IN HER!! SHE PUSHES FORWARD, GAINING MOMENTUM… AND TOSSES KASSIDY RIGHT INTO THE CORNER WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!!
Jake Mercer: THE STRENGTH NEEDED FOR THAT HAS EXHAUSTED MIKU SAKAI! SHE DROPS DOWN ONTO HER BACK… BUT SHE STIRS BACK UP AS KASSIDY IS STILL IN THE CORNER… MIKU CLOSES IN AND DROPS HER HEAD… LIFTING KASSIDY HEART UP TO THE TOP ROPE, SHE’S PLANNING SOMETHING BIG HERE!! NOW SHE STEPS UP ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, VERY GINGERLY AS TO NOT MAKE A MISTAKE SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE SECOND ROPE, AND FINALLY THE THIRD… BOTH COMPETITORS ARE PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU WRAPS HER ARM AROUND THE HEAD OF KASSIDY… NOW SHE TAKES KASSIDY’S ARM AND HOOKS IT ABOVE HER HEAD… LOOKING TO DELIVER A SUPERPLEX OFF OF THE TOP ROPE… BUT KASSIDY!! KASSIDY SENSES THE LOOMING DANGER AND ATTEMPTS TO BLOCK IT!! WITH HER FREE ARM, SHE’S ABLE TO SEND A SHOT INTO THE MID-SECTION… AND SHE DELIVERS A SECOND ONE THAT FORCES MIKU TO RE-THINK HER STRATEGY! SHE RELEASES KASSIDY AND IS NOW FACE-TO-FACE WITH HER AT THE TOP!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY WITH A HEADBUTT THAT ROCKS THE CHALLENGER!!.. A SECOND HEADBUTT!! AND NOW MIKU IS TEETERING ON THE TOP ROPE, SHE’S GONNA FALL BACKWARDS OFF OF IT!!
Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN KASSIDY GRABS HER ARM, WRAPS IT AROUND HER LEGS AND FLIPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!…
Flannery McCoy: GAWD’S GIFT IS LOCKED IN!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART HAS GAWD’S GIFT LOCKED IN, AND MIKU IS PANICKING!! SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH TROUBLE SHE’S IN AND THE LIKELIHOOD OF HER BECOMING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS SLIPPING AWAY AT A RAPID RATE!! SHE FLAILS OUT HER FREE ARM, AND STRETCHES IT AS FAR AS SHE CAN IN THE DIRECTION OF THE NEAREST ROPE, TRYING TO REACH IT!! BUT EVEN IF SHE COULD SOMEHOW GET THERE, IT WOULD BE NO GOOD!! THERE ARE **NO ROPE BREAKS IN THIS MATCH**!!
Jake Mercer: MIKU’S EYES ARE GOING WILD AS SHE SEARCHES FOR ANYTHING THAT CAN HELP HER ESCAPE THIS!! THE CHAIR IS TOO FAR AWAY FOR HER TO GRAB… THE ROPES ARE USELESS, SHE VERY WELL COULD BE DONE FOR HERE!! KASSIDY HEART HAS THAT ARM FULLY EXTENDED, IT COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE LOCKED IN ANY BETTER THAN SHE CURRENTLY HAS IT!! WRENCHING BACK FURTHER AS THE PAIN ON MIKU’S FACE GROWS!!
Flannery McCoy: AND WITH THE ARM FULLY STRAIGHTENED NOW, KASSIDY WILL BEGIN GOING TO WORK, BITING DOWN ON THE FINGERS OF MIKU TO MAKE THIS EXPERIENCE EVEN WORSE THAN IT IS, AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO SPEED UP THE SUBMISSION AND GET MIKU TO TAP OUT… AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S SCREAMING AT MIKU IN-BETWEEN CHOMPS, TELLING HER TO GIVE IN… BUT MIKU FIGHTS ON, THROUGH SCREAMS AND BLOOD AND TEARS POOLING FROM HER FACE, SHE WON’T GIVE UP!!
Stew-O: BUT SHE CAN’T LAST MUCH LONGER, IF THERE’S NO WAY OUT OF THIS HOLD FOR HER, IT MAY COME DOWN TO A JUDGEMENT CALL ON THE PART OF THE REFEREE!!
Jake Mercer: MIKU PLANTS HER RIGHT FOOT INTO THE CANVAS AND PUSHES IT UP, TRYING TO GET SOME LEVERAGE AND ALLEVIATE THE PAIN… AND AS A RESULT, KASSIDY’S SHOULDERS ARE PINNED TO THE MAT… BUT SHE GETS THEM OFF IT BEFORE EVEN A ONE COUNT!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT MAY HAVE GIVEN MIKU WHAT SHE NEEDS!! IN GETTING HER SHOULDERS OFF THE CANVAS, KASSIDY HEART WAS LEFT UNEVEN AND MIKU WAS ABLE TO GAIN EVEN MORE LEVERAGE!! SO MUCH SO THAT SHE’S ABLE TO GET TO A KNEELING POSITION WITH HER KNEES UNDERNEATH HER… SHE TRIES TO STAND BUT I DON’T THINK SHE HAS ENOUGH ENERGY OR POWER TO PULL HERSELF AND KASSIDY UP!!…
Stew-O: SO SHE OPTS FOR SENDING THOSE KNEES RIGHT INTO THE LOWER SPINE OF THE CHAMPION!! AND AFTER A FEW OF THOSE KASSIDY HEART IS LEFT WITH NO CHOICE OTHER THAN TO RELENT AND RELEASE THE HOLD!! MIKU SAKAI HAS GOTTEN OUT OF GAWD’S GIFT AND SHE LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!!
Jake Mercer: But what kind of damage has been done? Miku was in that submission for so long… you can see it now as she rolls onto her back inside the ring, that arm lay limp at her side… Miku potentially could have just lost a significant part of her offensive arsenal!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy grabs that bad arm and pulls her up to her feet and Miku winces, that arm now a definite target of the champion… SHE TWISTS IT AROUND ONCE… AND NOW, A SECOND TIME BEFORE MOVING OVER TO THE CORNER AGAIN… SHE BACKS UP ONTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE, AND NOW THE MIDDLE, SHE’S GONNA TRY TO PULL THAT ARM RIGHT OUT OF ITS SOCKET!! SHE’S UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE NOW!!… BUT SUDDENLY MIKU RUSHES FORWARD!!
Stew-O: SHE THROWS HERSELF INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND IT LEAVES KASSIDY HEART UNBALANCED, SHE RELEASES THE ARM TO TRY AND CATCH HER BALANCE BUT SHE’S UNABLE TO DO SO!! SHE ENDS UP SPLIT-LEGGED ACROSS THE TOP ROPE… AND NOW WITH A HEAVE ON THE CHAIN FROM MIKU’S GOOD ARM, KASSIDY COMES CRASHING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! JUST LIKE THAT MIKU HAS FOUND A WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!
Jake Mercer: MIKU GRABS THAT STEEL CHAIR AND SHE GRIPS IT IN HER GOOD HAND, SHE SWINGS IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION!! IT DOESN’T LOOK PRETTY BUT WE ARE LONG PAST THAT POINT… SHE RAISES IT ABOVE HER HEAD AGAIN… AND AGAIN SHE BRINGS IT DOWN!!
Flannery McCoy: AS MIKU TRIES TO GET SOME FEELING BACK INTO THAT ARM, SHE’S JUST TRYING TO INFLICT ANY KIND OF DAMAGE SHE CAN ON KASSIDY!! THE CHAMPION IS STIRRING, CLUTCHING HER BACK AS SHE MAKES IT UP… BUT SHE’S TAKEN RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A KNEE FROM THE CHAMPION!! LIKE I SAID, ANYTHING SHE CAN DO… ALL SEMBLANCE OF PSYCHOLOGY OUT THE WINDOW, REPLACED WITH DESPERATION!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY AGAIN STIRRING… PUTTING ONE HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, THE OTHER ON THE MIDDLE AND USING IT TO PULL HERSELF UP TO HER FEET… MIKU CLOSES IN BEHIND HER, BUT KASSIDY SWINGS AROUND, LOOKING TO CATCH HER CHALLENGER OFF GUARD WITH A BACKHAND… BUT MIKU IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT!!
Jake Mercer: AND AGAIN MIKU CLAWS AT THE EYES AND FACE… LEAVING KASSIDY TEMPORARILY BLINDED… MIKU FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT SENDS KASSIDY INTO THE CORNER, KASSIDY HITS IT HARD AND THEN DROPS BACK INTO IT!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU HAS NEWFOUND ENERGY AS SHE SENSES A BIG OPPORTUNITY HERE!!… SHE TAKES SEVERAL STEPS BACK, AS FAR AS SHE CAN… BEFORE SPRINTING FORWARD AND THROWING HERSELF INTO KASSIDY, GIVING HER A MUSTACHE RIDE!!
Stew-O: AND MIKU SETS UP AGAIN!! KASSIDY IS CRAWLING, SLOWLY TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HER FEET… SHE DOES SO AND AS SHE TURNS AROUND MIKU LEAPS UP TO CATCH HER!!…
Jake Mercer: CUCK KILLER!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! AGAIN KASSIDY FOILS IT!! SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND MIKU’S CALVES, WALKS TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE RING, AND DROPS HER OUT ONTO THE OUTSIDE BEFORE COLLAPSING IN THE RING HERSELF!!
Stew-O: We made a point earlier in the match about Miku being able to counter a lot of Kassidy’s big moves but as this match reaches a critical stage it must be pointed out that Kassidy has done an equally great job in being able to do the same with Miku’s biggest moves!
Jake Mercer: OH LOOK AT THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART!! THERE’S A SINISTER, A WICKED GRIN ON HER FACE… SHE HAS JUST GOTTEN AN IDEA!! SHE CLAMBERS BACK TO HER FEET AND TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… SHE GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAIN… AND OH MY GOD, SHE PULLS… GETTING MIKU BACK TO HER FEET, BUT NOT JUST THAT, SHE GETS HER OFF HER FEET… USING THE CHAIN TO HANG HER IN THE AIR!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD!! MIKU’S FEET ARE A GOOD SIX INCHES OFF THE GROUND AND IF YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS PANICKING BEFORE WHEN LOCKED IN THE GAWD’S GIFT… THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY, WE AREN’T JUST TALKING ABOUT THE LOSS OF A MATCH HERE, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT POTENTIAL LOSS OF LIFE!! MIKU IS TURNING RED, GASPING AND CHOKING, CLAWING AND RIPPING AT THE COLLAR AROUND HER NECK!! A HORRIFYING SCENE HERE AT RECKLESS WIRING!!
Stew-O: THERE AREN’T ANY DISQUALIFICATIONS IN THIS MATCH, WHAT KASSIDY HEART IS DOING IS COMPLETELY LEGAL… BUT THE CRUEL IRONY OF IT ALL IS, REMOVING THE COLLAR WILL RESULT IN AN AUTOMATIC LOSS FOR THE CHALLENGER!!
Flannery McCoy: IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP REALLY WORTH HER LIFE?!
Stew-O: I’VE NEVER BEEN A COMPETITOR SO I CAN’T SPEAK TO THAT BUT I CERTAINLY KNOW WHICH ONE I WOULD CHOOSE!! MIKU’S FACE IS GROWING REDDER BY THE SECOND, SHE REACHES HER ARM OUT, SHE’S FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM THE ROPES, IF SHE CAN GRAB THEM, SHE CAN PULL HERSELF IN, FIND FOOTING ON THE GROUND OR ON THE RING APRON… BUT THOSE FINGERTIPS MUST FEEL LIKE MILES TO HER AT THE MOMENT!!
Jake Mercer: MIKU MAKES A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO SWING HERSELF FORWARD… AND SHE’S ABLE TO REACH THE ROPES, FINDING SOLID GROUND AGAIN!! KASSIDY TRIES TO STEP BACK AND PULL HER AWAY… BUT MIKU IS CLUTCHING ONTO THOSE ROPES FOR WHAT MIGHT LITERALLY BE DEAR LIFE!!
Flannery McCoy: Color returns to Miku’s face, her breathing is heavy… Kassidy exhausted from holding that for so long… BUT SUDDENLY SHE’S JERKED FORWARD… AND NOW MIKU HAS THE CHAIN!! SHE TUCKS THE SLACK OF IT UNDERNEATH HER KNEE AND SHE PULLS KASSIDY UP OFF HER FEET!!
Stew-O: NOW KASSIDY IS THE ONE BEING HUNG!! NOW IT’S HER WITH A VERY RARE LOOK OF FEAR AS HER FEET DANGLE INCHES OFF THE GROUND!! SHE TRIES TO ANGLE HER FEET SO THAT HER TOES REACH THE GROUND BUT THEY WON’T TOUCH, THEY’RE SO, *SO* CLOSE, BUT JUST NOT ENOUGH!! KASSIDY CONTINUES TO FIGHT IT AS MIKU PULLS DOWN HARDER… AND KASSIDY REALIZES THAT SHE ONLY HAS ONE OPTION, SHE CAN’T FIGHT IT, SHE HAS TO GO WITH IT!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY LEANS BACKWARDS AS MIKU PULLS AND THE MOMENTUM TAKES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE… IT’S AN AWKWARD, HARD LANDING BUT MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT THE ALTERNATIVE WAS!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU SIGHS, IT’S A BIG ONE BEFORE SHE STEPS BACK OFF THE APRON TO GET KASSIDY TO HER FEET AND ROLL HER INTO THE RING… KASSIDY IS HEAVING AND HOLDING HER NECK AS MIKU GETS BACK INTO THE RING AS WELL… KASSIDY REACHES HER FEET TO NOTICE MIKU RUSH PAST HER!!
Stew-O: NO, NOT PAST HER… NEXT TO HER… MIKU REACHES BACKWARDS AND GRABS THE HEAD OF KASSIDY HEART!! SHE LEAPS OFF THE CANVAS WITH HER FEET… THE DEATH NOTE!! IT CONNECTS!! OH MY GOD, SHE GOT IT!!… QUITE OUT OF NOWHERE!! AND NOW MIKU GRABS ONE OF KASSIDY’S LEGS AND PULLS IT UP INTO A PIN, THE REFEREE GETS INTO POSITION THIS IS IT!! A NEW CHAMPION CROWNED AT RECKLESS WIRING!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! NOOO NOT YET!! KASSIDY HEART GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! KASSIDY HEART KICKS OUT OF THE DEATH NOTE!!
Jake Mercer: THAT WAS MIKU’S BEST SHOT AND IT WASN’T ENOUGH, KASSIDY HEART MANAGED TO KICK OUT!! And Miku knows that as well, she sits up, there’s disbelief on her face!
Flannery McCoy: But she can’t let that get to her, she still has Kassidy Heart in a prime position… she needs to take advantage of this opportunity because they don’t come often!
Stew-O: Miku once again has a hold of that steel chair, it’s gotten a lot of use in this match so far… with the exception of the almost mandatory chain, it’s been the primary weapon in this match so far and it looks like it’s about to be used again… Miku has her back turned towards Kassidy… periodically looking back to see when she’s back to her feet…
Jake Mercer: AND ONCE SHE IS UP MIKU SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE… SHE RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD AND LOOKS TO BRING IT DOWN, CRACKING ACROSS THE SKULL OF KASSIDY HEART!!
Flannery McCoy: GO TO GAWD!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD, KASSIDY HEART HITS THE GO TO GAWD!! CATCHING MIKU IN MID-AIR!! AVOIDING WHAT WOULD’VE ALMOST CERTAINLY BEEN A MATCH DECIDING HIT FROM THAT CHAIR!! MIKU IS SPRAWLED OUT, AND KASSIDY IS GOING FOR THE COVER… SURELY, THIS IS OVER!!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Flannery McCoy: OR SURELY NOT!! IT’S STILL NOT OVER!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART IS INCENSED!! MIKU SAKAI WAS TRAPPED IN GAWD’S GIFT FOR LONGER THAN ANYONE ELSE I CAN REMEMBER, SHE WAS LITERALLY HUNG FROM THE ROPES… NOW SHE HAS JUST BEEN CAUGHT WITH A MID-AIR GO TO GAWD AND SHE IS STILL IN IT… NONE OF IT HAS WORKED!!
Flannery McCoy: THERE HAS TO BE DOUBT IN THE MIND OF THE CHAMPION AT THE MOMENT… THERE JUST HAS TO BE!! SHE’S UP AT HER FEET, PACING AROUND THE RING… HANDS RUNNING THROUGH HAIR AS MIKU BEGINS TO STIR!! KASSIDY LOOKS AT HER AND MARCHES TOWARDS HER, GETTING HER TO HER FEET… MIKU FOR A THIRD TIME IN THIS MATCH RAKES AT THE EYES OF THE CHAMPION…
Stew-O: AND FOR A THIRD TIME SHE’S SUCCESSFUL… KASSIDY HEART DROPS TO A KNEE, MATTED HAIR, SWEAT, BLOOD, ALL AROUND HER FACE AND SHE TRIES TO CLEAR IT AWAY… ALL THE WHILE MIKU SAKAI HAS MADE HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE UNBEKNOWNST TO THE CHAMPION!! SHE SETS HERSELF… PERHAPS LOOKING FOR THE WALK OF SHAME!!…
Jake Mercer: BUT JUST BEFORE SHE WAS ABOUT TO DIVE OFF, KASSIDY CAUGHT WIND OF THE FACT SHE WAS ON THE TOP ROPE… AND NOW SHE STRIDES TOWARDS THE CORNER… MIKU TRIES TO KICK HER AWAY BUT KASSIDY HEART GRABS THE LEG AND SWATS IT TO THE SIDE… STEPPING UP ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE… MIKU FIRES A RIGHT HAND!! SHE TRIES A SECOND BUT THIS ONE KASSIDY BLOCKS AND SHE SENDS ONE OF HER OWN AS SHE STANDS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE!!… ANOTHER RIGHT FROM THE CHAMPION AND SHE HAS MIKU WOBBLING!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU FIRES WITH A HEADBUTT, TAKING A PAGE OUT OF KASSIDY’S OWN BOOK… AND NATURALLY, KASSIDY THEN RETALIATES WITH ONE OF HER OWN!! BOTH WOMEN NOW SEATED ON THE TOP ROPE… KASSIDY TRIES TO STAND… MIKU WITH A SHOT TO THE STOMACH!!… BUT KASSIDY FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AND APPLIES A GUTWRENCH TO MIKU!!
Stew-O: SHE HOISTS HER UP… NOW MOVING HER HANDS FORWARD TO THE THROAT OF MIKU!!…
Jake Mercer: SHE’S GOING FOR IT!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU IS TRYING TO SLIP OUT OF IT!!…
Stew-O: BUT SHE’S GONNA BE TOO LATE!! KASSIDY VAULTS OFF THE TOP ROPE… ROTATES MIKU AROUND AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH SIX FEET UNDER!! THE COVER!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART RETAINS THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ begins to play as Kassidy Heart releases Miku Sakai. Ringside officials come into the ring to remove the dog collar from both competitors. Once the collar is off of Kassidy she’s handed her Universal Women’s Championship by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AND STILL THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!… KASSSSSSIDDDDDYYYY HEEEAAARRRTTTT!!
Stew-O: Wow! What a match that was!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart reigns supreme tonight at Reckless Wiring and… performances like this shouldn’t really surprise anybody anymore but she continues to elevate her game to levels we seldom see!
Flannery McCoy: But let’s not take ANYTHING away from Miku Sakai. She brought it all to Kassidy Heart tonight and showed an incredible amount of resilience. There is nothing to be ashamed of in her performance… NOTHING! And I hope that she knows that!
(The camera focuses in on Miku Sakai who is just coming to grips with reality.)
Stew-O: I don’t disagree with you one bit Flannery, the fight she gave to Kassidy Heart tonight is one that the champion seldom gets, but she comes up just a bit short. Tonight was Kassidy’s night!
(Kassidy is shown celebrating mid-way up the ramp, holding the championship above her head and looking back at Miku Sakai in the ring before it fades out.)
(Back to the show, the next match card graphic comes into view.)
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(The camera returns to ringside where Stephie Love is standing in the middle of the ring, ready to start the introductions for the next match.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen! This next contest is the special LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE OWNERSHIP OF THE GAWD CONTRACT!
(The crowd starts to cheer wildly because of this highly anticipated match.)
Stephie Love: In this match, there are no pinfalls, submissions, disqualifications, or count outs. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent long enough so that they can NOT answer the referee’s ten count. INTRODUCING FIRST!
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer starts to play as Andre Walker enters the arena being followed closely behind by Albert Hitchman. Andre walks out on stage with a cocky demeanor, yet there is more intensity in his face and body language. He points his finger to the sky at the top of the stage and proceeds to walk towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring! Being accompanied by Albert Hitchman. He is from the Isle of Samoa. Weighing in at 245 pounds! Here is “THE KAISER” ANNNNNDDDDREEEEEE WALLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKEEEERRRR!
Stew-O: Here comes the Kaiser of EAW making his way to the ring ready for this last man standing match. Let me tell you that this match has been heating up since the season started. Andre Walker is looking to finish the job against Chris Elite tonight.
Jake Mercer: And he will because HE IS THE KAISER! THE GREATEST STAR IN EAW TODAY! First Andre took out Jake Smith to play Chris Elite into his hand to put up the contract in this match in the first place. Tonight, Andre Walker will claim the Gawd Contract and rule this company with an iron fist. Everyone and everything in EAW will be at his disposal.
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker already made the claim that after Reckless Wiring, he is coming after the man who took the World Heavyweight Championship from him in Limmy Monaghan. But the man who holds the Gawd Contract right now will be damned before he lets it go without a fight and in this match, it’s a fight we will get.
( Andre enters the ring with the same demeanor as Albert takes his place at ringside as his music fades off. Seconds later, “Many Men” by 50 Cent starts playing as the crowd comes absolutely unglued as Chris Elite enters the arena. Chris is calm and not letting anything distract him. All he wants to do is take care of business as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent! He is from Brooklyn, New York! Weighing in at 210 pounds. Here is THE HOLDER OF THE GAWD CONTRACT “GAWD… GIVEN… GREATNESS!” CHHHHHRRRRRRRRISSSSSSS ELLLLLLIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes the Hall of Famer and his heading top the ring with a purpose and that is to completely rip Andre Walker apart. Elite is going to do anything he can to make sure he leaves with the Gawd Contract still in his possession.
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite is just jealous that the Kaiser has been more successful than he ever will be. He might as well just serve that contract up on a silver platter for Andre. Especially after those heinous things he said would happen if he won. Those can’t be legally binding.
Stew-O: The hell they aren’t. That’s the Gawd Contract at work. Last week on Dynasty, Chris Elite and the Gawd Contract made it clear about three things if Chris Elite wins this match. One, Andre is not allowed to challenge for a World Championship for the rest of the season.
Jake Mercer: Which is a crime.
Stew-O: Two, Chris Elite becomes the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Jake Mercer: Which is an even bigger crime.
Stew-O: And three… If Andre Walker loses, he is BARRED from Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: WHICH IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!! THE KAISER IS THE BEST THING ABOUT DYNASTY!!! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT ANDRE ON DYNASTY!
Flannery McCoy: You’ll finally shut up for once? Either way, one of these two men will be the last man standing, get the last laugh, and get themselves one step closer to the World Heavyweight Championship. This is going to be a fight. I can’t wait for this….WHAT THE?
(Chris immediately slides into the ring and goes right after Andre Walker. The referee barely gets out of the way before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! This match is underway and Chris Elite is starting off the match in a big way! He slid right into the ring AND IMMEDIATELY STARTS FIRING OFF WITH PUNCHES RIGHT IN ANDRE’S FACE! HE IS NOT LETTING UP AS HE BACKS ANDRE TO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: Elite tries to whip Andre, but the Kaiser quickly reverses it and Chris Elite goes for the ride. Elite comes back AND HE HITS A LOU THESZ PRESS TAKING ANDRE DOWN! LOOK AT THOSE CLOSED FISTS! DISQUALIFY HIM REF!
Flannery McCoy: Has your simping for Andre Walker completely overridden your brain or something? Or do you really not understand the rules of a Last Man Standing match? The referee is only there to count to ten.
Stew-O: That means those closed fists are as legal as a suplex and Chris Elite is just going to down on Andre Walker. Elite is back to his feet AND HE HAS ANDRE BY THE HAIR AND HE SNAPMARES HIM OVER USING THE HAIR!
Flannery McCoy: Elite is looking to do anything and everything he can to make sure that he is the Last Man Standing. Right now, he is still taking Andre for the ride with his hair.
Jake Mercer: The more he pulls this crap, the angrier Andre is going to get when he gets his hands on Elite. The Kaiser will prevail in this match. I have no doubts about it.
Flannery McCoy: But we seriously doubt certain things. Like your chances of getting a date. But Chris Elite still has control of this match AS HE SNAPS ANDRE OVER WITH THE SUPLEX! Now Chris Elite rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring for our first weapon of the match.
Stew-O: If Andre and Chris have their way, there will be plenty more where that came from. But right now, we are starting off tame with a Kendo Stick. Elite rolls back into the ring and Andre gets back to his feet.
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE SWINGS AND ANDRE CATCHES THE KENDO STICK! RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A TUG OF WAR WITH THE KENDO STICK! BUT THE KAISER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT BEFORE FALLING BACK AND FLIPPING ELITE OVER–
Stew-O: But Elite still has hold of the kendo stick before FLIPPING BACK AND HOLDING THE KENDO AND HE IS CHOKING ANDRE WITH THE KENDO STICK! ANDRE IS TRYING TO GET THAT KENDO STICK OFF HIS THROAT WHILE ELITE IS TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!
Jake Mercer: The Kaiser in all his glory gets the kendo stick off his throat and shoves Elite off of him. Andre is back to his feet, BUT ELITE CRACKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT KENDO STICK! Chris Elite is so jealous of Andre Walker.
Flannery McCoy: Jealous of what. The reason we are having this match is because of Andre Walker and his desire to stick it to Chris Elite. Remember just a month ago where Jake Smith was left a bloody mess thanks to Andre Walker.
Stew-O: LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE JUST STRIKING THE CRAP OUT OF ANDRE WITH THAT KENDO STICK! Now Chris Elite WRAPS THE KENDO STICK AROUND ANDRE’S NECK AND WALKS HIM TO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: Elite is now sitting on the top turnbuckle AND HE MOVES THE KENDO STICK INTO ANDRE’S MOUTH BEFORE PULLING BACK! ANDRE’S FEET ARE KICKING AS HE TRIES TO GET FREE!
Jake Mercer: STOP THAT, ELITE! HE CAN’T BREATHE! COME ON, ANDRE! GET FREE!
Flannery McCoy: No rope breaks today as Elite drops Andre back to his feet AND ANDRE MANAGES TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE KENDO STICK AND SNAPS CHRIS ELITE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: Elite is trying to get back to his feet AND ANDRE CLOBBERS ELITE IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKING HIM DOWN! If Andre came into this match with any amusement, then by the look on his face, playtime is over and he is ready to rip Chris Elite apart.
Jake Mercer: We might not need the EMTs after this match. We’re gonna need the morgue because Andre wants to END Chris Elite. Andre DROPS DOWN AND DROPS A KNEE INTO ELITE’S SPINE! Elite is going to be broken apart limb by limb.
Stew-O: He’s off to a good start as Andre brings Elite back to his feet. Now Andre lifts Elite up AND ANDRE IS MILITARY PRESSING CHRIS ELITE! LOOK AT THE POWER FROM ANDRE WALKER AS HE WALKS CHRIS AROUND THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Our gracious Kaiser is showing off Chris Elite to the fans! Bask in the glory that is Andre Walker. Andre stops in one of the corners AND HE JUST YEETED CHRIS ELITE OVER THE RING POST AND ELITE LANDS RIGHT ON THE RING STEPS! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Flannery McCoy: Will you get off of Andre for one second and call the match down the middle. Good grief. That was a horrible landing on the steps and Chris Elite rolls off the steps to the floor. The referee checks on Chris Elite before starting the first count of the match.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Stew-O: Elite is up on six and Andre goes through the ropes to try and pull Elite back into the ring–
(CRACK!)
Flannery McCoy: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT? ANDRE RECOILS BACK AND HE IS HOLDING HIS FACE IN PAIN! WHAT HAPPENED? WAIT! LOOK AT WHAT ELITE HAS IN HIS HAND?
Jake Mercer: HOW IN THE HELL DID HE MANAGE TO FIND THE ONE NOKIA CELL PHONE IN SWITZERLAND? HE JUST STRUCK ANDRE IN THE FACE WITH THAT PHONE! HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HIT ANDRE IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK!
Flannery McCoy: Good thing you said that because look what he has in his other hand… A BRICK! Elite rolls into the ring AND THROWS THE PHONE AT ANDRE HITTING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Now Elite puts the brick on the floor before pulling Andre back to his feet.
Stew-O: Elite gets Andre in position AND HE FLIPS OVER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH MOOD SWINGS! FRONT FLIP SNAPMARE DRIVER SENT ANDRE FACE FIRST INTO THE BRICK! BULLSEYE FOR ELITE AND ANDRE IS DOWN!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE!
Jake Mercer: YES! THE AMAZING KAISER IS BACK UP ON FIVE AND LOOK AT WHAT CHRIS ELITE HAS DONE! HIS FACE! THE KAISER’S BEAUTIFUL FACE! CHRIS ELITE IS GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO THE KAISER!
Stew-O: For the love of gawd, it’s a bloody nose! It might be a broken nose the way his face was driven into that brick, but he’s still alive. So calm your ass, Jake. Right now Elite takes Andre down with another clothesline.
Jake Mercer: Just a bloody nose?!?! How could you say that? Andre’s good looks have just been tarnished because of jealousy. There is blood flowing from his nose and I can’t stand it. Kick his ass Andre!
Flannery McCoy: You are sickening. If you are crying about Andre’s bloody nose, I can only imagine how you will act if more blood flows from Andre. Right now, Chris Elite is in control of the match as he gets Andre back to his feet AND TAKES HIM OVER WITH A FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Now Elite grabs both of Andre’s legs and drags him closer to the ropes. Elite falls back AND ANDRE WALKER GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR WITH THAT SLINGSHOT!
Flannery McCoy: Andre lands on the floor in front of us as he gets back to his feet and Elite gets on the apron. Andre is back to his feet AND ELITE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES AND TAKES ANDRE BACK TO THE FLOOR WITH AN ASAI MOONSAULT!
Jake Mercer: I did not like seeing Andre’s head crack against the floor. How dare Elite treat Andre like that. It hurts my heart and I can only imagine what Albert Hitchman is thinking right now.
Flannery McCoy: One, so Andre acting the way he does is so much better and not subject to criticism? Two, who the hell cares what that stupid walrus is thinking right now. If he knows what is good for him, he will keep his distance the entire match.
Stew-O: Elite is back to his feet and he walks over to the timekeeper’s area AND HE JUST GRABBED THE RING BELL! THE BRICK WAS A START AND HE IS LOOKING TO FURTHER DAMAGE ANDRE WITH THE RING BELL!
Jake Mercer: Andre is back to his feet and THAT BRUTE CHRIS ELITE JUST TOOK A SWING WITH THE RING BELL, BUT ANDRE DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND MANAGES TO COUNTER WITH A HEADBUTT! THAT’S THE KAISER AT WORK!
Stew-O: Elite was dazed after that headbutt AND ANDRE TAKES THE RING BELL FROM CHRIS ELITE! ANDRE HAS THE RING BELL AND REARS BACK BEFORE CLOCKING CHRIS ELITE IN THE FACE WITH THE BELL!
Jake Mercer: MUSIC TO MY EARS! Did you hear that ding when the bell made contact with Elite’s face? I love it and CHRIS ELITE MIGHT BE OUT COLD! COME ON, REF! DO YOUR JOB AND COUNT ELITE DOWN SO WE CAN END HIS MISERY!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE!
Referee: SIX! SEVEN!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS UP ON SEVEN! AND ANDRE WALKER IS LAUGHING! HE IS LAUGHING AT CHRIS ELITE! LOOK AT ELITE’S FACE! THAT RING BELL SHOT BUSTED CHRIS ELITE OPEN!
Stew-O: These two are wasting no time bringing the bloodshed in this match and these two hate each other so much that there’s no doubt that there will be more. But Andre is still laughing at Elite AND ELITE JUST FLIPS OFF ANDRE WALKER!
Flannery McCoy: Andre believes that he is number one and Chris Elite was just telling him exactly what he wants to hear. That just made Andre mad AND HE IS THROWING THOSE STIFF FOREARM SHOTS IN ELITE’S FACE!
Jake Mercer: OHHHHHHHHH! Elite shouldn’t have flipped off Andre and now Andre is just going to beat the holy crap out of him. Andre knocks Elite to the steps before grabbing his head AND SMASHING ELITE’S FACE INTO THE RING STEPS! I HOPE ELITE LIKED MEETING THE STEPS AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is trying to make a definitive statement in this match and bashing Elite’s face in with the steps. Andre once again picks Elite up and THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: Andre quickly follows Elite into the ring. Andre grabs Elite’s waist AND HE JUST LIFTS ELITE OFF HIS FEET AND DROPS HIM WITH THAT DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! ELITE’S HEAD JUST CRACKED THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Andre rolls out of the ring and now he’s hunting under the ring for a weapon AND HE GRABS A MIRROR! THE KAISER HAS A MIRROR! Andre rolls back into the ring as he waits for this bozo to get back to his feet.
Stew-O: Stop being such a jackass. So much heart is being shown by Chris Elite as he gets back to his feet. Elite wants to win this match and leave with his Gawd Contract. Elite is back up–
Jake Mercer: AND ANDRE JUST CRACKED CHRIS ELITE OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT MIRROR! GLASS SHARDS GOING EVERYWHERE AND FRESH BLOOD FLOWING FROM ELITE’S HEAD! THAT WAS GREAT! KEEP IT UP, KAISER!
Flannery McCoy: Elite just falls to the mat in a head and Andre leans down and picks up one of the bigger glass shards before leaning down and grabbing Elite. Andre positions the sharper end of the shard under Elite’s arm BEFORE ANDRE APPLIES A KIMURA LOCK!
Stew-O: HE’S USING THE SUBMISSION TO FURTHER STAB THE SHARD INTO CHRIS ELITE CAUSING MORE PAIN TO ELITE! THIS IS JUST TO TORTURE CHRIS ELITE BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE NO SUBMISSIONS IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AS ANDRE WRENCHES ON THE ARM AND FURTHER STABBING GLASS INTO ELITE! LOOK AT THE EVIL SMILE ON ALBERT HITCHMAN! WHAT A SADISTIC SMILE FROM THAT STUPID WHALE!
Jake Mercer: Will you stop calling Albert fat? There is nothing wrong with Albert Hitchman being proud of his client and there’s not a damn thing that Elite can do while in this Kimura Lock! BREAK HIS ARM, ANDRE! BREAK IT REAL GOOD!
Flannery McCoy: Do you want us to leave so you can have a moment with Andre? BUT LOOK AT ELITE! HE JUST FLUNG HIMSELF WITH ALL HIS MIGHT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE FLOOR! THAT IS A CREATIVE WAY TO BREAK THE KIMURA LOCK!
Stew-O: Elite is down on the floor in front of us once again and Andre is getting back to his feet. He sees that Elite is starting to come back to his feet. Andre hits the ropes on the far side BEFORE RUNNING FULL SPEED AND DIVING OVER THE TOP ROPE! ANDRE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE–
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: HOW DID HE DO THAT? ANDRE WAS FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE WHEN CHRIS ELITE PULLED A STEEL CHAIR FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE AND CRACKS ANDRE IN THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR! HOW DARE HE!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WAS IN MIDAIR AND COULDN’T BLOCK OR COUNTER SO HE WAS PRIME TARGET FOR THAT CHAIR SHOT! COULD YOU HEAR THE THUD WHEN ANDRE’S HEAD MADE CONTACT WITH THAT CHAIR!
Jake Mercer: What is Chris Elite trying to do? Knock a few screws loose in Andre’s head? That chair shot was full of malice and hatred. Again I say, Chris Elite is so jealous of Andre and his success that he is trying to permanently end his career.
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite is back in control AND HE STILL HAS THAT GLASS SHARD IN HIS FOREARM! Elite grabs the glass shard AND HE IS SLOWLY PULLING THE SHARD OUT OF HIS ARM!
Stew-O: OH! BRUTAL! ELITE FINALLY GETS THE SHARD OUT OF HIS ARM AND HE WALKS RIGHT OVER TO ANDRE WALKER! Andre looks like he was knocked loopy after that chair shot. Elite pulls Andre up and locks in a figure four headscissors keeping Andre in place.
Flannery McCoy: Elite has that glass shard still in his hand AS HE DRAGS IT RIGHT ACROSS ANDRE’S FOREHEAD AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BLOOD STARTS FLOWING FROM HIS HEAD! ANDRE IS STARTING TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE TO CHRIS ELITE AND FANS ARE GOING WILD WITH CHEERS!
Jake Mercer: HAS CHRIS ELITE LOST IT? THIS MADMAN IS SO BITTER AND VINDICTIVE! THAT’S A MILLION DOLLAR FACE YOU’RE SLICING UP, ELITE! I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF!
Flannery McCoy: Million dollar face maybe, but a ten cent attitude. Elite is more than happy with causing the blood to flow from Andre’s head. Elite lets the headscissor go as he pulls Andre up to his feet by the hair.
Stew-O: Elite wraps his arms around Andre’s waist and LIFTS HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX… WAIT! HE CHANGES THE SUPLEX INTO A NECKBREAKER! FUSION DANCE BY CHRIS ELITE AND ANDRE’S HEAD CRACKS THE STEEL CHAIR! ANDRE MIGHT BE OUT AFTER THAT!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Referee: THREE! FOUR!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Referee: EIGHT!
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! YES! ANDRE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AT EIGHT AND CAN WE GET A CAMERA TO THE BACK ON ANDRE’S HEAD! THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WAS BUSTED OPEN AFTER THAT NECKBREAKER ON THE CHAIR! IT PAINS ME TO SEE OUR AMAZING KAISER BLEEDING LIKE SOME COMMON WRESTLER!
Stew-O: The fans don’t share the same feeling as you because they love the fact that Chris Elite got Andre to bleed. Andre and Chris have locked eyes and they are just glaring at each other outside the ring.
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL IS CHRIS ELITE THINKING! ELITE JUST SLAPPED ANDRE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! WHAT DISRESPECT BEING SHOWN BY CHRIS ELITE! OH I HOPE THE KAISER JUST KNOCKS THE HELL OUT OF HIM!
Flannery McCoy: Andre might wanna knock the hell out of Elite, but Elite just slapped the shit out of Andre Walker. No respect and no intimidation towards the man who calls himself the Kaiser. Andre fires a right hand that Elite catches BEFORE DELIVERING A LOW BLOW!
Stew-O: ELITE WENT LOW TO DROP ANDRE, BUT ANDRE IS HOLDING ONTO THE RING APRON TO PREVENT HIM FROM FALLING AND CHRIS ELITE IS UNDER THE RING AND HE IS PULLING OUT A TABLE!
Flannery McCoy: Elite looking to cause maximum damage as he sets up the table as Andre is recovering from getting kicked in the Andres. The table is ready and Elite grabs Andre AND LIFTS HIM UP TO SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE TABLE–
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER IS BLOCKING IT! THE KAISER IS SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT ENOUGH TO GET BACK TO THE FLOOR BEFORE HE PUNCHES ELITE IN THE HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN! ANDRE IS FREE BEFORE HE KICKS ELITE IN THE GUT!
Flannery McCoy: Andre pulls him in and wraps his arms around Elite’s waist BEFORE PICKING HIM UP AND DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB! UGLY IMPACT ON THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE DOESN’T LET GO AND HE PICKS CHRIS ELITE UP AGAIN AND HOISTS HIM IN THE AIR BEFORE DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE FLOOR WITH A SECOND POWERBOMB!!
Jake Mercer: HAHAHA! I TOLD YOU THAT CHRIS ELITE WAS GOING TO PAY DEARLY! ANDRE DOESN’T LET HIM AGO AGAIN AND PICKS HIM UP AGAIN! THIS TIME ANDRE WALKS ELITE OVER TO THE TABLE THAT ELITE SET UP AND DELIVERS A THIRD POWERBOMB AND THIS TIME THROUGH THE TABLE!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Referee: THREE! FOUR!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Referee: EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Stew-O: HE’S ON HIS FEET! CHRIS ELITE IS BACK UP AT NINE AND THIS LAST MAN STANDING MATCH CONTINUES, BUT WHO KNOWS HOW LONG BECAUSE ANDRE JUST BLASTED ELITE IN THE FACE WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Jake Mercer: When the Superman Punches start flying, it’s the beginning of the end for Chris Elite. Try and try all he might, but it won’t be enough. He is prolonging the inevitable of losing that precious Gawd Contract that he has held for years. Just give it up, Elite. You won’t defeat the Kaiser.
Flannery McCoy: Make sure to get some chapstick because you are doing an awful lot of ass kissing right now. As for right now, Andre scored a direct hit with that Superman Punch, but Elite managed to fall onto the apron to keep his balance.
Stew-O: Andre rolls Elite into the ring before quickly following suit. Elite was about to his feet as Andre whips him to the corner. Andre quickly follows up WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN!
Flannery McCoy: Andre keeps Elite up in the corner AND ANDRE IS FIRING THOSE POWERFUL SNAPPING ROUND KICKS INTO ELITE’S MIDSECTION! HE IS JUST DISSECTING ELITE!
Jake Mercer: What else would you expect from the Kaiser. You step up to Andre Walker and you better be ready to accept the consequences that come from challenging Andre’s power. Just like now. Andre is just kicking the crap out of Elite.
Flannery McCoy: Andre stops the kicks that could have easily bruised or broken a few of Elite’s ribs and lifts Elite so he is sitting on the top turnbuckle. Now Andre Walker is climbing up to the top rope as well.
Stew-O: Andre locks up Elite’s head and picks him up so now both men are standing on the top rope. ANDRE IS TRYING TO TAKE ELITE OVER AND DOWN WITH A SUPERPLEX, BUT ELITE IS BLOCKING IT! THEY ARE FIGHTING ON DANGEROUS TURF RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: The Kaiser is still trying to take Elite off his feet, BUT ELITE IS FIGHTING BACK! RIGHT HANDS TO THE RIBS ENOUGH TIMES TO GET ANDRE TO LET HIM FREE AND NOW ELITE HAS HOLD OF ANDRE! Just quit fighting it, Elite. Give it up.
Stew-O: You would love that wouldn’t you? But Andre is trying to fight free, BUT IT ISN’T ENOUGH AS CHRIS ELITE TIGHTENS HIS HOLD ON ANDRE BEFORE BACKFLIPPING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE—
Jake Mercer: BROOKLYN HEIGHTS FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! WHAT IN THE HELL IS CHRIS ELITE THINKING? A SPANISH FLY NOT BACK INSIDE THE RING, BUT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FLOOR? IS HE NUTS?
Flannery McCoy: NO! He is determined to win this match and is willing to put out all the stops in order to accomplish that. Andre got the worst of that Spanish Fly from Chris Elite right there.
Stew-O: But he didn’t leave that move completely clean as he took some damage as well. That had to have been at least a ten foot drop to the floor. The referee is out there and sees that both men are down and the referee has no choice but to start the count on both men.
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Referee: THREE! FOUR!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Referee: EIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS UP ON HIS FEET AT EIGHT AND ANDRE WALKER IS STILL DOWN! THE COUNT IS ALMOST OVER AND IF ANDRE CAN’T MAKE THE TEN COUNT, CHRIS ELITE LEAVES WITH THE GAWD CONTRACT!
Referee: NINE!
Crowd: :blessed:
Referee: TE–
Jake Mercer: ANDRE BEATS THE COUNT! OHHH THAT WAS SO CLOSE! I about had a heart attack there because I actually thought that Chris Elite was going to win this match. I mean look at Albert Hitchman let out that breath he was holding watching that count.
Crowd: .
Flannery McCoy: It’s because he’s breathing heavily because of the extra helping of food he had before coming out here. Not because he was nervous of the count. Wouldn’t hurt for Albert to lay off the fast food.
Stew-O: :mjlol: Bet that as it may, Andre is back up to his feet and this match will continue. What an amazing match this has been. These two have fought and literally bled for the sake of leaving with the Gawd Contract.
Jake Mercer: You know this match would be even better if you guys would stop calling Albert fat. He is not fat. He has the mind of a genius.
Stew-O: … and the body of a giant beach ball. :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: SHUT UP!
Flannery McCoy: Beach balls aside, while Andre was trying to get his bearings, Elite slid a table in the ring and set it up. He better be careful because we all saw what happened the last time with the table.
Stew-O: Elite slides out of the ring AND ANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO ELITE’S FACE! ELITE IS DAZED AND ANDRE HOISTS ELITE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM WITH A SAMOAN DROP!
Flannery McCoy: Elite is down on the floor and ANDRE HAS PULLED OUT A PIPE FROM UNDER THE RING! HE PULLS ELITE UP AND CLOCKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THAT PIE!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT ANDRE! KNOCK THE STUPID OUT OF THIS BOZO SO HE KNOWS TO NEVER CROSS THE KAISER EVER AGAIN! Andre still has the pipe as he rolls Elite back into the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Andre quickly follows AND HITS ELITE WITH THE PIPE IN THE BACK OF THE NECK! ANDRE WALKER IS LOOKING TO CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: Andre tosses the lead pipe aside and wraps his arms around Elite and picks him up BEFORE DRIVING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: AND THEN THE KAISER DRIVES A STRAIGHT DIVING FOREARM INTO ELITE’S FACE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS “OZYMANDIAS” BY ANDRE WALKER! CHRIS ELITE LOOKS TO BE OUT COLD!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Referee: THREE! FOUR!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Referee: TEN–
Stew-O: ELITE IS UP! HOW DID HE MANAGE THAT? CHRIS ELITE BARELY BEAT THE TEN COUNT! HE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS WHILE… LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE! HE JUST YELLED OUT IF THAT WAS THE BEST HE HAD?
Jake Mercer: HOW DARE HE CHALLENGE THE KAISER LIKE THAT? But if Chris Elite wants more from the Kaiser, then the Kaiser will be more than happy to oblige. Andre picks up the lead pipe again and CRACKS HIM IN THE RIBS!
Flannery McCoy: …BUT CHRIS ELITE IS SMILING! What in the hell? Not only is he smiling, HE’S ASKING FOR MORE! ELITE IS TELLING ANDRE TO BRING IT ON!
Stew-O: YOU WON’T HAVE TO ASK ANDRE TWICE AS HE SWINGS THE PIPE AGAIN AND CRACKS HIM IN THE BACK, BUT ELITE IS SOMEHOW STILL ON HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: It’s the drive that has made him a former World Champion. It’s that drive to win that is keeping him on his feet and asking for more.
Jake Mercer: I think he’s missing a few brain cells and that’s why he keeps asking for more punishment… LIKE HE JUST DID AGAIN TO ANDRE! ANDRE SWINGS THE PIPE AGAIN–
Flannery McCoy: ELITE CAUGHT IT! ELITE CAUGHT THE PIPE WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND IS PUNCHING ANDRE IN THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT! A FEW MORE SHOTS TO THE TEMPLE AND ANDRE LOSES GRIP OF THE PIPE!
Stew-O: Chris Elite has the pipe AND HE IS JUST BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ANDRE WITH IT! ALL’S FAIR IN THIS WAR! CHRIS ELITE IS JUST STRIKING ANDRE WITH THAT PIPE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE USING THE PIPE TO ADD EXTRA PAIN AND DAMAGE TO THE DICKEATERY STOPPER! WHAT AN UPPERCUT AND ANDRE WALKER MIGHT HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT COLD!
Jake Mercer: WAKE UP ANDRE!! YOU GOTTA MATCH TO WIN! Andre fell limp into Elite’s waiting grasp and HE IS PLACING ANDRE ON THE TABLE BEFORE ELITE SLOWLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!
Flannery McCoy: Andre still hasn’t moved after being placed on the table and Chris Elite has found his balance on the top turnbuckle. Elite looks down BEFORE FLYING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND DRIVING ANDRE THROUGH THE TABLE WITH AIMIN FOR THE MOON! SPIRAL TAP BY CHRIS ELITE AS HE SLOWLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET! As for Andre, he is NOT MOVING!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Referee: THREE! FOUR!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Referee: EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Referee: TEN!
Stew-O: HE’S DONE IT! ANDRE COULDN’T ANSWER THE TEN COUNT! CHRIS ELITE IS THE LAST MAN STANDING!
Jake Mercer: OH SHUT UP, STEW! THE REFEREE HAS WAIVED IT OFF! ANDRE BARELY BEAT THE TEN COUNT! HAHAHAHA! YEAH BABY! Chris Elite grabs Andre and whips him to the ropes. Andre comes back AND COUNTERS WITH A RUNNING LEAPING KNEE THAT HITS ELITE IN THE FACE AND SENDS HIM TO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: Elite took that knee right under the chin as he rests on the ropes for a second, but Andre won’t let that happen BECAUSE HE RUNS FULL SPEED TO ELITE AND CLOBBERS ELITE WITH ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH THAT TAKES BOTH MEN OFF THEIR FEET!
Stew-O: HOLY CRAP! THE KAISER TOOK HIM AND ELITE RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! THEY BOTH CRASH ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, BUT THEY ARE STILL FIGHTING! THAT WAS AN UGLY LANDING AND THEY ARE STARTING TO JUST BRAWL!
Jake Mercer: Even I can admit that it is just pure hatred driving these two right now. The Kaiser has been giving everything he can, but Elite has been giving it back to the Kaiser and sometimes even more, but not only have both these men still on their feet, THEY ARE STILL FIGHTING!
Stew-O: THESE TWO ARE BRAWLING AND COMPLETE LEAVING THE RINGSIDE AREA! THEY ARE FIGHTING RIGHT UP THE ENTRANCE RAMP ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP OF THE STAGE!
Jake Mercer: ELITE MANAGES TO GET THE ADVANTAGE AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE AS HE DELIVERS A KICK TO THE GUT AND DELIVERS A SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THAT STEEL STAGE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE ISN’T STOPPING THERE! ELITE PICKS ANDRE UP AND HAMMERLOCKS ANDRE’S ARM LOOKING FOR THE “FACE VALUE” DDT, BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO SPIN OUT AND GET FREE AND COUNTER WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT!
Stew-O: ELITE IS DAZED AFTER THAT HEADBUTT AND COULD BE ON DREAM STREET AT THE MOMENT! ELITE IS STILL ON HIS FEET AS HE TURNS AROUND TO ANDRE AND ANDRE COMES THROUGH WITH ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH–
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE GETS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AT THE LAST SECOND! ANDRE KEPT ON GOING AND HE IS RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE ENTRANCE STAGE!
Jake Mercer: NONONONONONONO! BE CAREFUL MY KAISER! OH MY GAWD! HE IS LOSING HIS BALANCE! ANDRE’S GOING OFF THE STAGE! NONONO! CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Flannery McCoy: SHUT THE FUCK UP! BUT ANDRE DOES MANAGE TO CATCH HIS BALANCE AT THE LAST SECOND! BUT AS HE WAS TEETERING WITH LIFE AND DEATH, CHRIS ELITE WAS GETTING READY FOR WHAT HE HOPES IS THE FINAL MOVE! ANDRE TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK–
Stew-O: BUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, ANDRE AVOIDS THE BOX OFFICE SMASH AND QUICKLY SCRAMBLES TO GET BEHIND CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE TURNS AROUND, BUT HE WASN’T QUICK ENOUGH–
Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER WITH THE HUNGER ON HILLSIDE! YES! THAT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY AS ANDRE FINALLY HITS THAT SPEAR AND LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE GO FLYING!
(CRASH!)
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GAWD!! THAT SPEAR HAD ENOUGH FORCE THAT IT SENT CHRIS OFF THE EDGE OF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE TABLES SET UP BELOW! THE REFEREE IS RUNNING DOWN TO CHECK ON CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: The referee is down there and we can confirm that Chris Elite is still breathing. Unfortunately for him, that means the referee must begin the count.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE!
Referee: SIX!
Flannery McCoy: AND BY THE GRACE OF GAWD OR SOMEBODY! CHRIS ELITE IS STILL MOVING! HE IS STILL TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET! HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING! CHRIS ELITE ISN’T HUMAN RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW? HE SHOULD BE DEAD NOT TRYING TO WIN THIS MATCH! IS HE STUPID? EVEN OUR GLORIOUS KAISER IS STUNNED! WHO IN THE HELL PUSHED HIS RESET BUTTON!
Referee: SEVEN!
Stew-O: WHY DOES IT MATTER! ELITE IS STILL FIGHTING! CHRIS ELITE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING AND GRABBING AT ANYTHING TO HELP HIM GET BACK TO HIS FEET! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY WANT CHRIS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: Then these fans are just as delusional as Chris Elite is.
Referee: EIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S GONNA DO IT! HE IS ALMOST THERE! COME ON, CHRIS! YOU’VE GOT THIS! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE! HE IS ALMOST TO HIS FEET–
Referee: NINE!
Jake Mercer: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! HE FELL BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND HE IS OUT! I KNEW HE COULDN’T GET BACK UP AFTER THE HUNGER FROM HILLSIDE! NOBODY HAS EVER SURVIVED ANDRE’S SPEAR!
Referee: TEN!
Stew-O: AND THIS MATCH IS OVER! WE HAVE OUR LAST MAN STANDING!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(After the bell has rung, Andre has fallen to a sitting position on the top of the entrance stage looking down at Chris Elite, where it is obvious that he is not moving as Stephie Love announces the final decision of the match.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen! The winner of this match, THE LAST MAN STANDING….
(The fans already know what is about to happen and they immediately start booing as the referee quickly heads up the entrance ramp.)
Stephie Love: …and NEW HOLDER OF THE GAWD CONTRACT! ANDRE WALKER!
(The boos get even louder as ‘Leaving Caladan’ starts playing again as the referee raises a still sitting Andre’s arm in victory before quickly heading back down to the wreckage where Chris Elite is.)
Stew-O: The heart, the fire, and the desire that these two men had was immeasurable. They put EVERYTHING on the line in the hopes that they leave Reckless Wiring holding the Gawd Contract.
Jake Mercer: Of course only one man could do it and as I said over and over again… THE KAISER DID IT! THE KAISER NOW HOLDS THE GAWD CONTRACT! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD ALL OF YOU!
Flannery McCoy: Oh shut up! Damn bozo. You might up Andre’s ass further than Ronan Malosi and that’s saying something. What about Chris Elite?
Jake Mercer: What about that jealous bald man? He’s half dead and he is leaving Reckless Wiring with no win, no revenge for Jake, and no Gawd Contract. BAHAHAHAHA! It’s like Christmas comes early!
(Albert is helping Andre back to his feet as now EMTs and the Medical Team are down on the floor tending to Chris Elite.)
Stew-O: You are such an asshole sometimes. Chris Elite put what many would consider his most prized possession on the line for this match. He wanted to rip Andre Walker about. He certainly beat the holy hell out of him, but unfortunately, it was that Hunger on Hillside Spear that sent Chris sailing off the stage to his ultimate demise.
Flannery McCoy: Even after the crash, Elite still tried to get back to his feet. I’m still wondering how in the hell that happened, but….
Jake Mercer: I’ll finish that for you. But he FAILED AGAIN! Chris Elite couldn’t pull a miracle out and he FAILED! Now Andre Walker has the Gawd Contract and he is free to do whatever he damn well pleases with that contract… on any brand… INCLUDING DYNASTY!! WOOOOOOO! Happy Day!
Flannery McCoy: Yep. You’re an asshole. You won’t even recognize how hard Chris Elite fought in this match. He proved that has most definitely NOT lost a step like many people thought he has. He almost had the match won on numerous occasions….
Jake Mercer: But he fell privy to Andre Walker’s deadly Spear. Nobody has kicked out of it and nobody has made it back to their feet after being hit by the move. Hunger on Hillside claims another victim.
Stew-O: But Chris Elite was dangerous close to being on an exclusive list of surviving the Hunger from Hillside. I mean, damn. This is a heartbreaker.
Flannery McCoy: Interrupt me again, Jake. See what happens.
Stew-O: For the love of gawd, Jake. For the winner of the Limmy Monaghan and Bronson Daniels match coming up later, be ready. Andre has a Gawd Contract and he is looking to reclaim what was once his. Regardless, Chris Elite fought his heart out, but it wasn’t meant to be. Andre Walker is the last man standing and he now holds the Gawd Contract. Congratulations to Andre for a very hard fought win.
(The final shot shows Andre now on his feet with Albert helping to keep him up as he looks down at the wreckage one last time as Chris Elite is being loaded onto a stretcher as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(Reckless Wiring returns. The energy from the fans is insane as the main event is now coming up. The final match card graphic appears, and the crowd are at risk of going hoarse.)
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Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The camera picks up on the Dome of Death. The meanicing structure is already in place. The fans get more and more excited as they then turn their attention over to the stage.)
(Suddenly, the lights go pitch black.)
Jake Mercer: … Uh, it *is* raining here in Glasgow, but it’s not, like, heavy enough to warrant a blackout.
(Confused murmurs emerge from the audience. However, their worries are put to bed as blue and orange lights dance around the arena. A lot of suspense is built before ‘Clash of Gods’ by Norihito Sumitomo plays.)
(Out on stage is the challenger: Bronson Daniels. His dreads are dyed white, tied up to resemble Ultra Instinct Goku. Grey contacts color his eyes, and his gear is the same, just in an orange and blue palette. Bronson slowly nods his head. The fans cheer, but seeing as how he’s in Limmy’s domain tonight, the reaction isn’t *as* loud as it would usually be. A rare instance for Bronson, but he doesn’t mind.)
(He is, however, able to spot a section of fans wearing his merch, with seven of them holding up letter signs spelling his name. He smirks, and makes his way down the ramp. As he advances forward, he can’t help but stare directly at the Dome of Death.)
(With a huge occasion, the screen then splits temporarily. The second screen shows a text at the bottom reading ‘Los Angeles, California’. There, Bronson’s friends can be seen at home on a couch, rooting him on, including Julio Nixon!)
Jake Mercer: Yawn. Snore. We don’t care. #LimmyAll.
(The screen goes back to normal, and an official opens up the door, letting Bronson enter the structure.)
Stew-O: This is the biggest match of Bronson Daniel’s career. It feels like we say that all the time, and we have over the past few years, but this one has the most weight and worth behind it. The Heart and Soul of Dynasty has spent the past year looking for championship gold, *world* championship gold, looking to cement himself as someone who has what it takes to be an ace in this promotion. There is no denying Bronson’s position, and it cannot me overstated just how important he is. He is a fighter, he is dedicated, and he is a true main event player. Anyone looking to downplay that fact are, quite frankly, stupid.
Jake Mercer: .
Flannery McCoy: Bronson always had the talent and drive to make it far here, and in season sixteen, we’ve seen him take brutal losses. He couldn’t win this same title that he fought for before at Justified Reckoning while Andre Walker held it. At Road to Redemption, he came a step closer, but as we all know, that night was ultimately for Limmy Monaghan, the current, reigning and defending EAW World Heavyweight Champion. He sough tto rectify that at King of Elite; lost in the finals. Tried his hand again at getting that title by attempting to win the Grand Rampage; got eliminated when he was one of the last surviving Elitists in that match. It’s been close step after close step, enough to make many people just leave, but he’s still here, and that uncanny ability to never give up is what paved the way for this match to happen. He conquered Andre Walker at Pain for Pride, scored the first win of the new season for Dynasty at the Draft Show, and that led him and Limmy to set this match up. Since then, he’s been on point, consistent, and if he somehow manages to lose, I… I don’t know what else can be done.
Jake Mercer: Okay, yeah, he’s worked hard, but so did Limmy. He had his own setbacks and struggles; not as much as Bronson because lol, he’s not a bum, but he had to work hard to get to this position for himself as well. It hasn’t been easy for the champion, but all this talk of ‘preseverance’ and ‘overcoming odds’ is, quite frankly, not exclusive to Bronson. It does’t make him have an advantage. It doesn’t make him special! That’s not enough to become a champion, let alone a whole standard bearer for this promotion. Limmy was more than ready for that role, but Bronson? That is still up in the air.
Flannery McCoy: Well, either way, Jake, you’re unjustifiably biased against Bronson, and what you have to say *doesn’t* matter.
Jake Mercer: Oh, alright. So when this well-known loser loses his 1,938,490th title match, don’t say nothing. 👍 My Kaiser bodied Chris, and now, my Czar will be on his way to making history!
Stew-O: We should’ve had a draft for commentators…
(As the theme fades, a group of drummer step out on stage. Straw hats cover parts of their faces before they start to play, performing their own rendition of the ‘Drums of Liberation’ track from Gear5 arc that debuted recently in the One Piece anime. The fans get up on their feet, knowing who is the last man to come out.)
Crowd: (in E minor Scottish) LIMMY! LIMMY! LIMMY! LIMMY!
(The thumping sounds of drums continue to play. The performers continue for another minute before the music reaches its climax. A standing ovation is given. The drummers bow and depart before ‘We go! We are!’ by Kohei Tanaka hits. Anticipation builds before the champion himself steps out, posing in the center of the stage with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Donning is gear to match the color scheme of Gear 5, purple and white. The Gomu Gomu no Mi, hair waves, and smoke trail are all present on the design of his tights.)
(With one hand, Limmy raises the championship, while the other points straight at the Dome of Death – and at Bronson.)
Jake Mercer: YESSIRRRRRR! THE GOAT! THE KING! THE CZAR! THE FINAL BOSS! HOW CAN DYNASTY NOT BE THE BEST BRAND WHEN WE HAVE HIM LEADING THE CHARGE?! NO ONE CAN TOPPLE LIMMY MONAGHAN, AND CERTAINLY *NOT* BRONSON DANIELS!
Stew-O: Limmy is tough. He is almost outworldly. He just continues to improve and get better as time goes on. We’ve seen him win countless brutal matches, and of course, he was able to win his fifth title defense at Pain for Pride despite coughing up blood and having broken ribs. He is not immortal, but the feats he’s accomplished has been out of this world. Yet, he makes the impossible *possible*, and there’s a reason why people think he has what it takes to become the longest-reigning World Heavyweight Champion of all time.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy defies odds and sets the pace. Always been that way. He’s grown from a leader, to a boss, and now, a Czar. He’s been at the top for so long that thinking he could ever be knocked off is almost weird to imagine! However, Bronson has a good shot as any to do that. The questin is though: Who will this match type help and hurt between the champion and the challenger?
Stew-O: Injuries are always going to be a huge factor. Limmy has kept pushing and working hard, only taking a few weeks off, and even then, that didn’t help to heal him completely. At the same time, he wrestled in a Dome of Death before. He knows what this match is all about. That match against Cameron Ella Ava is still fairly fresh, and he could have a leg up over Bronson because of it. Still, we just have to see what happens.
(Limmy heads down the ramp, and many of his hometown people are firmly behind him. The screen splits again, and a series of text reads the current city, Glasgow, Scotland. We see Limmy’s parents, sister, brother, cousins, and even a golden retriever along with a a maine coon. Yes, even the pets are dripped out in Limmy Monaghan merch. EAW Petz line coming soon!)
(The screen goes back to normal. Limmy enters the structure, and in the middle of the ring, he brings the title up high once more. Pride beams from him. The fans are more than likely causing a small earthquake at this rate.)
(Limmy heads hands off the title to the referee who enters, even if their presence will be brief.)
(Stephie Love is seen in her chair at ringside, having her microphone in hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest as decided by you will be a DOME OF DEATH MATCH!!! And it is for the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger! Residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing in tonight at 190 pounds… he is the “Heart and Soul of Dynasty”… BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!
(Bronson breathes into his fist, ready for the action to start.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! Residing in Golden Beach, Florida –
Crowd: :jalen:
Stephie Love: – But ORIGINALLY from GLAAAAAAAASGOOOOWWWWWWW, SCOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAND!
Crowd: :bless: :bless: :bless:
Stephie Love: He is the current, reigning and defending EAW World Heavyweight Champion… “The Czar”, LLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!
(Limmy poses once more before he warms up in his coner. The referee raises the championship up high, reminding everyone what is at stake here. They take their leave, and the only ones left inside the cruel structure is Bronson and Limmy.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The bell has rung. The fans are the loudest they have ever been in the night. There’s a vivid electricity in the air that can prickle the skin of anyone inside of the arena. It’s like a livewire that makes a person tingle just from the presence of these people, but of an entire universe that’s buzzing at this point. The reaction is enough to nearly rock Bronson to his core. Even Limmy is a bit taken aback by how fervent his hometown crowd is. The Dome of Death, as cold, impenetrable, and solid as can be, isn’t enough to block out the pure force of a tidal wave that is the Scottish crowd.)
(Walls of steel can never prevent this energy from running wild.)
(Eventually, Bronson and Limmy step out. Eyes are on each other. It was easy to get lost, entangled by the fans, but the only thing these two have thought about for the entire week was the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. For Bronson, it’s the one thing he has sought after tirelessly more than anything else in his career. For Limmy, it’s his legacy, his pride, and the culmination of all of the hard work he has put in since he won it. There is no ill will, but neither man is looking to hold back. The spectacle of a world championship bout is not the priority. The pageantry, applause, praise – they are *meaningless* in this instance. All that matters is to win. Their lives, their careers, are nothing if not dedicated to this goal.)
(Limmy nods to Bronson. He looks at the crowd, gauging their mood, and finds none amiss. They’re ready.)
(Just like them.)
(Champion and challenger.)
(Czar and Soul.)
(Boss and Heart.)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) You ready?
(Bronson, circling around, pacing a bit, nods.)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) As ready as I will ever be, man. I need this.
(A small smile surfaces on the defending champion’s face.)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) You’ll have to prove it, then. The time for talk is over.
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) And I will. That title is coming with *me*. I’m not gonna accept anything less than that.
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) So be it. We’ll see soon enough whether you can hold true to your words this time.
(Silence falls over the two men. Then…)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! PUNCHES ARE FLYING! LIMMY! BRONSON! LIMMY! BRONSON! THEY ARE JUST PUMMELING EACH OTHER, BUT IT IS NOT OUT OF HATE! THERE IS NO BLOODLUST! NO ANGER! THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS HOW MUCH THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS TO BOTH COMPETITORS AND RIGHT OUT THE GATE, WE ARE SEEING HOW FAR THEY ARE WILLING TO GO IF IT MEANS THAT EITHER ONE OF THEM WILL WIN TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF COMPETITION! THIS IS WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT! LIMMY AND BRONSON RESPECT EACH OTHER, AND *THAT* IS WHY THEY ARE GOING AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN AGAINST EACH OTHER SO FAR IN THIS MATCH! STILL, I DON’T KNOW WHO’S CURRENTLY GETTING THE BETTER OF WHO RIGHT NOW! IT’S JUST BLOW AFTER BLOW, FISTS CRASHING HARD AGAINST EACH OTHER’S FACES! I WON’T BE SURPRISED IF THEY MANAGE TO BUST EACH OTHER UP BY THE TIME THEY’RE DONE WITH THIS EXCHANGE!
Jake Mercer: Pfft. Uh, duh? Limmy is waxing Bronson right now. :mjlol: You can’t outbox a wrestling God–
Stew-O: WAIT! The striking background of Bronson Daniels is starting to surface! He hits a kick to the leg of Limmy and spins, clocking him with a back fist! He strikes with a forearm! Then another one with the other forearm! Another punch with the left arm! And ANOTHER kick with the left leg! Oh my god, Bronson is just starting to come to life already here! He’s picking up the pace, striking the champion with everything from his arsenal!
Flannery McCoy: Oh! He just went for a roundhouse, but Limmy ducked! The champion shoots up and grabs him from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX– NO!! BRONSON LANDS ON HIS FEET! Limmy turns around, but he’s caught with a step-up enzugiri! He stumbles a bit, and Bronson takes off, looking to strike once again! Here we comes, stepping up with a roundhouse–
Jake Mercer: But OF COURSE, my GOAT effortlessly blocks it! Limmy may have gotten a couple of hits sent his way, but that is nothing for him! He throws that caught leg down, driving his own leg up to CLOCK BRONSON IN THE FACE WITH THE KNEE! And did you HEAR that shot?! Wow! That should’ve broken his nose in fifteen million, nine hundred and seventy-six thousand, two hundred and eighty-three ways!
Stew-O: I’m not sure if that’s even physically possible, but either way, Limmy is looking to get things going for him! The champion sends an uppercut towards the challenger, and he follows that up by driving his knee right into his gut! Bronson goes down to one knee! Limmy takes a few steps back and swings the leg, aiming straight for the head–
Jake Mercer: Oh, but what’s this now?! He ACTUALLY avoided it?! And now he scoops Limmy down and rolls him through with a schoolboy before popping up and HITTING HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE OF HIS OWN! DAMN IT! HE’S TOO SENSIBLE RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson has been sharp so far! He clearly prepared for this match, and he’s using all of his strong points as an Elitist to overwhelm the champion early on! Bronson gets up, takes hold of Limmy’s head, and drops him down with a neckbreaker! The fans have been loud for Limmy, but they’re applauding Bronson, knowing his story, what he had to go through, and, quite frankly, all of the talent he’s shown throughout his career here! Limmy clutches the back of his neck as he sits up. Daniels is behind and he grabs him again, forcing him back up… but the champion strikes with the point of his elbow flying back, hitting him in the temple! Bronson lets go!
Stew-O: Discus punch by Limmy connects! He gets closer to Bronson and fires off a WICKED backhanded chop! Bronson winces! Limmy isn’t allowing him to breathe though, and he strikes with another chop! The champion takes hold of the challenger’s wrist and sends him across the ring! Bronson is going to CRASH AGAINST THE STEEL WALL–
Jake Mercer: NO! HE ACTUALLY JUMPED UP, AND **HE’S ALREADY TRYING TO CLIMB UP**!! LOOK AT THAT COWARD!! HE DOESN’T WANT A DAMN FIGHT!!
Flannery McCoy: WELL, THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO GET OUT OF THE DOME, AND BRONSON IS SCRAMBLING! LIMMY HOWEVER IS RUSHING STRAIGHT FOR HIM! HE STARTS TO CLIMB! HE’S GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER… AND HE CATCHES UP! HE GRABS BRONSON, DRAGGING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE RING!
Stew-O: THEY’RE BACK! Limmy clocks him with a strike to the face! He rushes in and takes Bronson down with a clothesline! Bronson scrambles up, but right there waiting for him his the champion! He scoops him up and SLAMS him down! Bronson’s back crashes hard against the canvas! Limmy comes up into the air and hits the knee drop, rolling forward from it. Bronson goes to sit up, but he’s instantly levelled with a harsh kick to the chest! And you can already see the welts beginning to form from all of those hard hits he had to take!
Jake Mercer: I can’t even lie, so is Limmy! I think I may see a bit of blood coming from his nose! That stupid fraud managed to get him good, but you know what? It’s fine! Nothing to be worried about! Ha! You think a man who was pretty much ragdolled by Scott Diamond but still came out on top is going to sweat over a little bit of color? Child’s play.
Flannery McCoy: Maybe, but maybe not; Limmy and Bronson have started off at a thousand miles per hour and they aren’t slowing down anytime soon. Limmy has Bronson up and he DROPS HIM WITH THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Bronson rolls back and comes to a stand, clutching his head, but the champion latches on to him! DDT! Limmy’s working to gain and maintain control in this match!
Stew-O: Monaghan checks on his nose and wipes the small trickle of blood away. Nothing serious, at least not *yet*. Both men have given one another some war marks already, and one can only imagine how many more will be made the longer this bout goes.
Jake Mercer: Limmy walks over to Bronson and reaches over, but he flinches, as Bronson JUST kicked his leg from the ground! He strikes again, and Limmy is forced to back up! And if I’m not mistaking that is the same leg that had to endure all of that damage during the first Dome of Death match Lim was in against Cameron Ella Ava! :lupe: This bastard Bronson…
Flannery McCoy: He did his homework! Bronson’s eyes lit up, and the gears are turning! He shoots for that leg, KNOWING that it could be what he needs to start deconstructing the champion! However, he isn’t making it easy! Limmy slips like an eel and spins around, grabbing hold of the challenger’s waist! They’re jockeying for position!
Stew-O: Some serious mat work as Bronson slips out as well, grabbing Limmy’s arm, and swiftly twisting himself, causing the champion to drop face-first into the mat! That paves for Bronson to get in a side headlock for control purposes, forcing him to get up! Oh! But Limmy’s fighting back! Forearm after forearm is hitting Bronson’s liver! It’s never fun when you get hit right there!
Jake Mercer: The sky is blue. Water is *not* wet. Limmy is amazing. What other obvious facets of life are you going to say, next?
Flannery McCoy: How are you an even more annoying Persephone than Persephone herself? :wtf:
Jake Mercer: She stole my whole flow. Also, I’m pretty sure Rex finds me hotter.
Flannery McCoy: I… think his wife is the only person he considers to be hot?
Jake Mercer: Can Raven Roberts still fight?
Flannery McCoy: .
Stew-O: Bronson and Limmy are focused on wrestling, unlike Jake seems to be here, but we expected this sort of nonsense the moment he saw Bronson’s name anywhere near a main event title match. They’re trying to keep a hold of each other, but they CONTINUE to slip out of each other’s grasp!
Jake Mercer: Bronson with a hold of the arm now! Limmy gets up and falls back down, sending him up and over with a quick-thinking arm drag reversal! Nice! The champion gets up, and so too does the too-tenacious-for-his-damn-good challenger; Bronson is gunning for him, making a direct route towards Limmy! However, Monaghan scouts that out and sends him running to the ropes! He runs after him, going for a kitchen sink knee–
Flannery McCoy: No! Bronson grabs that attacking leg on the rebound and takes Limmy down! HOLY HELL! HE JUST TURNED THAT INTO A MAJISTRAL, BUT OF COURSE, DOESN’T GO FOR A PIN! HE’S UP, AND HE CRASHES DOWN ONTO LIMMY WITH A MOONSAULT FOOT STOMP!! THAT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE MAKER HERE EARLY ON IN THE MATCH!!
Jake Mercer: ???
Stew-O: You’re right, Flannery! Those ribs of Limmy’s took the brunt of Bronson’s body weight coming down from that impressive offensive manuever, but as dazzling of a sight that was, that doesn’t mean it was pretty for the champion! Limmy is back up, but now, his arm is *noticeably* laced around that delicate area! He stumbles into the nearest corner!
Jake Mercer: Oh, no, no, no, NO! Now Bronson sees that, and we already know how he gets! :ohlawd: He charges off… double knees! Limmy at least managed to block some of it, but that isn’t even deterring Daniels! He comes in and starts to slay in some serious body shots, doing everything he can to break through that guard! Limmy is on the defensive! The pressure is steadily getting cranked up!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy pushes him away! Bronson comes in, swinging with a punch! Limmy ducks underneath the arm and slips out of the corner! He unleashes a chop onto Bronson’s chest! Kick to the gut! Now, he holds Bronson in place and drives his forehead against his, clocking him with a headbutt! No restraints there!
Stew-O: Limmy doesn’t want Bronson to target his weak points any further! He steps back and runs in… OH! BRONSON GOT HIS FEET UP–
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY HAD THAT SCOUTED! He throws his legs over to the side–
Flannery McCoy: And they land on the rope, bouncing back out where Bronson SNIPES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD! Great counter there! The champion holds on to his head, but he is levelled with a middle-rope dropkick! Limmy takes a tumble backwards–
Stew-O: – AND HE EATS A KNEE BY BRONSON, WHO CAME RUNNING IN LIKE A MAN POSSESSED! IT’S BEEN FULL THROTTLE, AND THESE TWO HAVE YET TO SLOW DOWN!
Jake Mercer: So far, Bronson isn’t screwing up like he usually does, so I guess that’s a good thing for him. He isn’t giving the champion any breathing room; desperate as he can be to hurt him, he takes Limmy up and fires off with some forearms! Hit after hit lands, and the champion is looking a little wobbly! Great for Bronson, but NOT for me!
Flannery McCoy: He has Limmy in trouble! He hits the ropes and he comes back in! Clothesline– NO! LIMMY CATCHES BRONSON AND SENDS HIM UP AND OVER WITH A SNAP NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! LIMMY GETS UP NOW, AND BRONSON SITS UP, HOLDING HIS BACK–
Jake Mercer: BAHAHAHAHA!! HE’S ALREADY GOING TO END HIM! ‘DIVINE DEPARTURE’!!
Stew-O: **NO!** Limmy misses! The entirety of the arena just gasped! It comes as a bit of a shock too for the champion, but Bronson rolled forward, and he’s now DIRECTLY BEHIND *HIM*! ‘MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF’!!
Jake Mercer: Bro.
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY DROPPED DOWN, SENSING BRONSON WAS COMING AFTER HIM WITH THAT ELBOW!! TWO OF THE MOST DEADLIEST ELBOWS IN EAW HAVE BEEN TELEGRAPHED BY THE TWO MEN WHO POSSESS THEM!! THE CROWD IS ABSOLUTELY ON *FIRE* IN RESPONSE!
Stew-O: Bronson and Limmy look at each other, realizing just how close that was for both of them. They smirk at one another! Limmy once again swipes at his nose, taking off a bit of blood whilist Bronson rolls his wrists. He looks down at his chest and notices those bruises starting to develop. They remain standing, for now, but in this first arc, they were not willing to hold a single thing back.
Jake Mercer: To be expected with a world title match like this. We all already know how amazing, goated, wonderful, talented, sexy, GOATed, awesome, iconic, and legendary Limmy is. Then… well, there’s Bronson. He’s a *fine* in-ring competitor. *Maybe* has some talent. *Maybe* can go hard in big-time matches. 🙄 You know, he has something going on. Can’t compare to the champion, though, that’s for sure. I expect Limmy to ‘Diable Jambe’ him within the next five minutes and climb out of the dome.
Flannery McCoy: Huh. Let’s see if you’ll actually keep all of that money you used to bet this time around, because Limmy and Bronsn are headed straight for each other! The action is back to picking up! Collar-and-elbow tie up! There’s a struggle as both competitors are pushing the other, using as much strength as they can to see who can outpower who! Bronson’s digging his feet deep into the mat, doing the best he can to maintain his weight. However, Limmy has nearly forty pounds over him, and that’s becoming a factor as he’s able to push him towards the ropes…!
Stew-O: Exerting his own strength, Limmy has Bronson backed into them! However, the challenger is scrappy, and he quickly spins, having Limmy against them instead! Limmy pushes back, and he regains his advantage over the challenger–
Jake Mercer: – but Bronson sweep at the legs! Limmy drops! Bronson perks up and runs to the opposite end where he bounces off the ropes! He runs in! Soccer kick–
Flannery McCoy: OH GOD! LIMMY JUST POPPED UP AND TOOK HIM OUT WITH THE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!! *RIGHT INTO THAT DOME WALL*!! :damn:
Jake Mercer: There we go! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Go Limmy! :blessed:
Stew-O: One simple move, one simple scouting, and just like that within a blink of an eye, this match has shifted dramatically! Bronson crumpled down and is favoring that spot, already shrieking in pain! He had no way of bracing himself for that impact!
Jake Mercer: And he isn’t going to be able to recover anytime soon. Limmy is ready to shift the gear – Gear 5, if you wish – and he forces Bronson back up! He whips him into the wall again! Bronson is laid out like a squished bug!
Flannery McCoy: That’s not how that works, Jake.
Jake Mercer: I said that Bleach was the better anime. 🤷 Either way, my Limothy, Conqueror of Pity-Seeking Elitists and Comeback Merchants, is firmly in a comfortable position in this bout.
Flannery McCoy: That I can’t argue with; he has Bronson in a world of hurt right now, and despite all of the injuries Limmy has racked up overttime, they’re not slowing him down at all! It probably helps that this is a match he’s already comfortable with, and it wasn’t all that long ago since he competed in the Dome of Death! He knows he has to fire off on all cylinders, and he’s doing that right here as he gets Bronson Daniels up on his shoulder! He turns and runs to the opposite end…!
Stew-O: AND BRONSON IS TREATED LIKE A RAG DOLL AS HE GOES CRASHING INTO THE DOME WALL! YET *AGAIN*, HE IS BEING TAKEN TO THE WIRE! HE SLINKS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, TENSION IN HIS BACK, FISTS CLENCHED! THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE CAN NEVER BE MASKED!
Jake Mercer: And Limmy isn’t done! The champ gets him up and just tosses him face-first into that harsh, unforgiving piece of steel for ANOTHER time! Bronson isn’t going to recover at this rate! He’s holding his own face, and the champion’s attention gravitates towards that hole alllll the way up above him! There’s that ticket he needs to have a sixth title defense in the books!
Flannery McCoy: No wasted motion; Limmy heads towards the wall, beginning his ascent! Look at his breathing, though! He’s trying to make sure his ribs won’t play a huge part in stopping him, trying to block out any pain he may have…
Stew-O: But he isn’t the only one on the move! Bronson is able to get back up and comes on by, grabbing Limmy by the ankle! He’s able to take him back down, and the champion is forced to go back in the ring as he lands on his feet! Bronson swings, but Limmy goes low! He fires back up, landing a body blow! Limmy looks to crack Bronson and keep him down with a roundhouse–
Jake Mercer: BUT HE DUCKS UNDER THAT LEG! Bronson is now unloading with those damn MMA combos! Sharp, precise punches are barreling their way through Limmy’s guard! Bronson is just TOO fast!
Flannery McCoy: A whole lot of urgency from the challenger! Bronson steps forward, looking for the question mark kick– ONLY FOR IT TO BE BLOCKED! Limmy is able to push it away with his forearms and SLAMS Bronson’s face down with a snap facebreaker down onto his knee! Bronson goes down again! Limmy turns his attention back over to the dome wall where he seeks to scale it!
Stew-O: That was an awful knee the challenger had to take. That could probably bust him open! Either way, Limmy is back to climbing–
Jake Mercer: But Bronson is looking to get up! He just CAN’T give up! He works his way to his feet, weak and almost falling over himself, but I guess his instincts are kicking into overtime right now for him! He stumbles forward and is looking to catch up to Limmy AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: He nearly falls as he scrambles up, but he’s right next to him! He drives his elbow to the side of his head, and that catches Limmy’s attention! He fires back, hitting him with the same elbow! Bronson clocks him with a punch! Limmy’s head snaps back! The two are just fighting there!
Stew-O: But the champion seeks to quell the efforts of his gutsy challenger, striking him with a headbutt! Bronson goes down! He doesn’t fall, but that knee and headbutt are clearly doing a number on him!
Jake Mercer: And yet, he isn’t backing down! He can’t take a hint! Bronson climbs up and scurries up like some kind of pest, side-by-side with the champion once more! He has the gall to grab Limmy by the back of his head and JAMS his face against the steel wall!!
Flannery McCoy: AND HE’S NOT STOPPING! OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HE’S CRASHING HIS FACE AGAINST THAT PART OF THE STRUCTURE! I THINK MORE BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO SEEP FROM THAT HURT NOSE OF LIMMY’S! HE TRIES TO HIT BRONSON, BUT THAT’S HARD TO DO WHEN YOUR OPPOSITION IS JUST USING YOUR FACE LIKE A BATTERING RAM!
Stew-O: Limmy is starting to look weak! Bronson grabs him, and… THEY BOTH GO DOWN! MODIFIED RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP, COURTESY OF THE ANSWER! HE MANAGES TO STOP LIMMY FROM ENDING THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but he’s hurt, too! Who knows how much longer Bronson has to– … oh no,
(The cameras pick up on Bronson and Limmy. Limmy especially is in dire straits, holding on to his ribs, yelling out.)
Flannery McCoy: THERE YOU GO! THAT WAS BRONSON’S CHECKMATE FOR THE CHAMPION! THAT DROP AGGRAVATED THOSE RIBS THAT HAVE BEEN *BARELY* HANGING ON BY A THREAD SINCE LIMMY CLASHED WITH MYLES JUST TWO MONTHS BACK! THAT’S NOT GOING TO HELP HIM OUT AT ALL!
Stew-O: IT WAS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, AND IT’S ONLY GOTTEN BIGGER NOW THAT BRONSON WAS ABLE TO HURT HIM SERIOUSLY! THE CHAMPION LOOKS TO BE IN AGONY–
Jake Mercer: – AND THAT DICKHEAD BRONSON ISN’T LETTING UP! ‘FLYING BRONSONS’!! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!
Flannery McCoy: A HUGE SHIFT IN MOMENTUM HERE! HOWEVER, BRONSON HIMSELF IS FAVORING HIS BACK! REMEMBER, LIMMY EARLIER SENT HIM CAREENING TOWARDS THE DOME WALLS! THE EFFECTS OF THAT AREN’T SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN JUST EASILY SHAKE OFF, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE AND THE KIND OF RESOLVE YOU HAVE!
Stew-O: The Dome of Death pretty much forces you to expend yourself just as much as your opposition, and when it comes to Limmy and Bronson, both men are willing to throw caution to the wind if it means that they get to win!
Jake Mercer: Bronson is able to get up, eyeing the top of the dome! He sees the exit, and he’s looking to get there!
Flannery McCoy: He’s feeling the effects of what has been a highly-physical main event thus far, but he’s doing the best he can to make sure his vision becomes reality! Bronson makes his way over and begins the climb! He’s getting higher and higher–
Stew-O: – But he’s stopped by the hand of the champion! One arm is wrapped around his ribs while the other is gripping tightly around that ankle! He isn’t letting Bronson move a single inch more!
Jake Mercer: Thank Gawd.
Flannery McCoy: Bronson’s kicking him in the face, though! He’s just driving that boot into Limmy’s bloody face! All-out war here tonight!
Stew-O: And Limmy uses his free hand to grab it! He takes hold of Bronson and YANKS HIM DOWN! HOLY HELL! THE BACK OF BRONSON’S HEAD HITS THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: WHOA! OKAY, I CAN’T LIE, THAT JUST MADE MY EYES GO WIDE! WOW! THAT WAS NOT GOOD AT *ALL*! THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS WHIPLASH WE JUST SAW RIGHT NOW! BRONSON COULD BE OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S ROLLING OVER TO HIS SIDE, AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN! THERE’S SOME DROPS OF BLOOD BEGINNING TO TRICKLE OUT! ALL THE WHILE, THE CHAMPION HAS ON HIS OWN CRIMSON MASK! LIMMY FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS HE GATHERS HIMSELF, WHILE BRONSON IS STRUGGLING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: Absolutely brutal, but this is what this match entails. And remember, these are two *friends* battling it out. This is not a war built upon malice or ire; not for the purpose in which both Elitists wish to ruin each other. *THIS* is how much the EAW World Heavyweight Championship means to each of them, and they told us many times over that when it came to his match, respect will not be a factor here!
(Weariness takes hold of both men. The ring, the lights, and the fans are fuzzy for Bronson. His head is pounding. Parts of his dreads are already stained red; the canvas painted with his own pain.)
(Limmy, still kneeling over, is hitting himself in the ribs, doing whatever he can to not let the pain get to him. It’s easier said than done. He grits his teeth, tasting his own blood that managed to seep onto his tongue. He rubs his nose, and he looks down, seeing the red that greets him back on his own hand.)
Jake Mercer: What a scene. Anyways, two ‘Diable Jambe’ knees, a ‘Divine Departure’, and then Limmy can continue being the greatest champion of all time while Bronson joins his old friend Jake Smith in Cancun.
Flannery McCoy: Shut the fuck up and do your job.
Jake Mercer: !!!
Stew-O: :mjgrin:
Jake Mercer: Fiiine. I mean, this match was always going to be a hard-hitting affair. We talk about respect, but I do think that *is* at play here. If Limmy and Bronson never respected each other, they wouldn’t be going this hard against one another in this contest.
Flannery McCoy: Thank you finally being analytical and perceptive in this match, and you are absolutely correct! I think these two would never give anything less than one-hundred percent when it came to this match. We’re seeing that unfold right before our eyes. The question now remans: how much longer? Bronson took a nasty fall and Limmy’s injuries are catching up with him. Neither of them have a clear-cut advantage.
Stew-O: It is worrying one hand, but also exciting on the other. This is the point where someone is going to have to dig deep to win, and seeing as how both Elitists are *still* moving, they aren’t going to settle for anything else. One way or another, *someone* is going to be the EAW World Heavyweight champion by the end of this match!
Jake Mercer: It could be Limmy as he’s the first to get up! He’s hurt, but he’s up! Bronson is gingerly coming to a knee, but that is a struggle for him right now. He could be genuinely concussed.
Flannery McCoy: But he has all of the intentions in the world to keep going! So does Limmy! The champion spots his challenger and takes him up… STIFF FOREARM! Bronson nearly crumbles from that force of that!
Stew-O: Limmy is sounding off! Forearm after forearm batters his opposition straight in the face! The champion has him on shaky ground! The fans are going crazy for the hometown hero! Limmy spins, and HE JUST KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF BRONSON DANIELS WITH THE DISCUS OPEN PALM SLAP UNDERNEATH THE JAW!! THAT JUST ROCKED HIS ENTIRE WORLD!!
Jake Mercer: Here we go! We all know how Limmy gets in a pivotal situation like this! Bronson is STUNNED!
Flannery McCoy: He nearly falls! He’s out on his feet! Limmy hits the ropes, and he comes rushing in!
Jake Mercer: ‘DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!’
Stew-O: **NO!!!** ‘BATMAN PUNCH’!!! ‘BATMAN PUNCH’!!! IT CATCHES LIMMY, AND THE FANS ARE GOING BALLISTIC!! WHAT THE HELL?!! HOW DID HE EVEN DO THAT?!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE– HEY!! NO!! COME ON!! LIMMY DROPS TO A SEATED POSITION, SEEING NOTHING BUT STARS!! BRONSON NEARLY COLLAPSES HIMSELF, BUT HE DROPS TO HIS KNEE, NOT COMPLETELY OUT OF IT JUST *YET*!! AND HE’S PUSHING FORWARD, REACHING OVER FOR THE CHAMPION!! HE’S GETTING HIM UP…
Flannery McCoy: AND HE’S GOING FOR IT! ‘SAVAGE MODE’!!
Jake Mercer: *WHAT?!*
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’S DOING IT, BUT BRONSON LIFTS LIMMY UP!! HE’S GONNA DROP HIM–
Stew-O: BUT THE CHAMPION WIGGLES AROUND, AND HE BRINGS HIS WEIGHT BACK DOWN!! BRONSON LETS GO, IN COMPLETE SHOCK!! HE RACES UP AT HIM–
Jake Mercer: ‘DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’!! RIGHT IN THE FUCKING KISSER, YOU BOZO!!
Flannery McCoy: IT HITS! IT HITS! BRONSON GOES FALLING BACK INTO THE ROPES, SEATED ONTO THE GROUND!! IF HE WASN’T KNOCKED OUT, THEN HE JUST MIGHT BE RIGHT NOW!! WHEN THAT KNEE HITS, IT’S OVER!!
Stew-O: LIMMY ISN’T CLIMBING THOUGH! HE RUNS FOR THE ROPES AND COMES BACK IN–
Jake Mercer: DI-DI-DI! DI-DI-DI! DI-DI-DI-WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZEEN! *ANOTHER* ‘DIABLE JAMBE’!! :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: AND THE BACK OF BRONSON’S HEAD JUST COLLIDED WITH THE DOME! JESUS CHRIST, THAT IS DISGUSTING! BRONSON MAY BE DONE FOR NOW!
Stew-O: Yet… Limmy ISN’T stopping! Not one bit! The defending champion hits the ropes and he’s coming back AGAIN! He KNOWS Bronson needs to stay down for good if he wants to win!
Jake Mercer: AND THAT HE WILL, STEW-O! FLANNERY! EAW UNIVERSE! BRONSON, GOODBYE! ‘DIAAAAAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBE’–
Flannery McCoy: – ‘CHROME HEARTS’! HE TAGGED HIM! OH MY GOD!!
Jake Mercer: Huh? What? How?!
Stew-O: This is INSANE! However, NEITHER MEN ARE DOWN! BOTH ELITISTS ARE UP, AND THEY’RE LOOKING STRAIGHT AT EACH OTHER! BATTERED! BLOODIED! BRUISED! THE FANS ARE LOVING THIS!
(Bronson is hurt. Limmy is hurt. However, the desire to win trumps all of that and then some. Bronson readies himself, and so too does Limmy…)
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON MOVES! LIMMY MOVES! THEY’RE ON A ONE-WAY TICKET TO COLLISION–
Stew-O: ‘MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF’–
Jake Mercer: ‘DIVINE DEPARTURE’–
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Crowd: ?!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT. THE. ***FUCK***?!
Flannery McCoy: **BOTH ELBOWS CONNECTED**!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
(Limmy and Bronson fall to the mat, not moving.)
Stew-O: WOW! LIMMY AND BRONSON HAD THE SAME THING IN MIND, AND IT WORKED – JUST NOT IN THE WAY EITHER OF THEM ENVISIONED IT TO! CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER ARE NOW DOWN, HAVING DROPPED LIKE BRICKS!
Jake Mercer: Oh my God. I can’t. This is too much for my little heart! Limmy! Please! GET UP!
Flannery McCoy: They put everything on the line for this match and this moment! They didn’t hold back, and they both went the distance, so far in fact that they’ve reached the same destination!
Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! 👏 👏 👏👏👏 THIS IS AWE-SOME! 👏 👏 👏👏👏
(It’s the voice of the crowd that manages to *finally* stir both men. Their chants remind them of their dreams and everything they wished to achieve tonight.)
(Immortality.)
(Closure.)
(Whatever the case may be, Limmy and Bronson are able to come to their senses. Laying face-first on the mat, the two men look straight at each other. They see the blood and carnage that they’ve caused. The see the marks that they left, signifying just how important this match is for them.)
(But the work is not done. Far from it. Neither of them are willing to stop.)
(Limmy and Bronson reach out, holding each other’s wrists. Then, they work their way up, agonizingly, to their knees. Everyone in the arena comes to a stand as the two Elitists look at each other.)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) … I’m finishing this. I’m winning. You aren’t beating me.
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) … Took the words out of my mouth, Bronson. I can’t let you take everything away from me. I’m sorry.
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) You don’t have a choice in that. Not anymore, at least.
(Limmy chuckles. The camera focuses on the blood staining his teeth.)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) To you, maybe not. But my legacy is *far* from over.
Stew-O: Right hand by Limmy! Bronson falls back. However, he uses his core to bring himself back upright, and he SLAMS his face into Limmy’s face!
Jake Mercer: The champion returns the gesture! Oh, but so too does the challenger! They’re just punching the living daylights out of each other!
Flannery McCoy: And now, in this third arc, they are going nuts! Punches are being thrown with no regard, nothing but reckless abandon here tonight! Limmy! Bronson! Limmy! Bronson! No one is willing to let up in this moment!
Stew-O: Bronson is starting to pull ahead, though! Bronson is striking Limmy repeatedly! He isn’t giving up! Not one bit! He wants to win, and he wants to defeat Limmy Monaghan here tonight–
Jake Mercer: – BUT THE FIST IS CAUGHT! Limmy gets up and DRIVES THE KNEE INTO HIS FACE! ‘IFRIT JAMBE’!! BRONSON DANIELS IS KNOCKED OUT!! THIS IS IT!!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy drops down, utterly exhausted at this rate. By now, his body has been spent! He’s been pushing himself for the past eight months, with so many battle wounds and scars to tell the tales of every fight he has been in! However, he is on his way to securing his sixth title defense! He crawls over to the wall and uses the ropes to help himself up!
(Limmy’s eyes are all on the exit. So far, and yet so far away all at the same time. He grits his teeth, looking at his ribs, then his leg. Cameron. Scott. Myles. All of them did everything they could to beat Limmy and failed, but their impact on him had far-reaching consequences. Limmy steels his nerves and swallows, focusing on his victory. His *legacy*. *His* championship.)
(Hands grab the cold steel wall. Then, his feet find their footing on them.)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! LIMMY IS CLIMBING! THE SCOTTISH CROWD ARE CHANTING AND SINGING! EVERYONE IS ALREADY CELEBRATING! AN ALREADY-INCREDIBLE TITLE REIGN IS LIKELY TO CONTINUE STRONG!
Jake Mercer: 😂 As predicted. As expected. No surprises! Only one who ever thought stood a chance was Bronson. Hey, great effort by him, but he is no Lim, and he will never, *ever* be *him*.
(Limmy is halfway up. He starts making his way towards the roof. However, as he carries on, he notices the reaction from the fans start to shift.)
Flannery McCoy: … oh my God. No way.
Jake Mercer: What? What’s going on? You can’t… be… serious right now…
Crowd: KJDKJRFJWFJKKRTNKNRGNJEJKGTNKAENRFNRKJKGWLEGGKJGJWNGJNWNNGNJRNGWKN!!!
(Limmy’s eyes dart behind him. Bronson Daniels is on the opposite side, stumbling about, and broken down, but he’s starting to climb up as well.)
Stew-O: It’s BRONSON! BRONSON DANIELS IS UP! HE’S FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN TO CLIMB THE DOME OF DEATH, AND HE’S DOING THE BEST HE CAN TO HURRY!!
Jake Mercer: GAWD HAVE MERCY! LIMMY, DON’T JUST STARE! CLIMB! *CLIMB*! *CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMB*!!
(Limmy’s eyes go back to the exit, then back at Bronson who is pushing through, trying to reach it before him. Limmy is closer to it, but he doesn’t waste time; the champion is hell-bent on retaining his gold!)
Flannery McCoy: I JUST GOT GOOSEBUMPS! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN RIGHT NOW! ONE MISTAKE, ONE SLIP-UP, AND IT’S OVER FOR ONE OF THESE ELITISTS’ DREAMS HERE TONIGHT! BRONSON IS STRUGGLING, BUT HE’S UP! HE’S UP! AND NOW, HE’S MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO THE EXIT!
Stew-O: LIMMY IS JUST A LITTLE BIT AHEAD OF HIM, THOUGH!! HE’S HURT TOO, BUT HE’S TRYING TO GET THEIR BEFORE HIM! IT’S A NAIL-BITING RACE!!
Jake Mercer: OH, CRAP! BRONSON SEES LIMMY AND HE’S SHIMMING FASTER NOW! HE’S DOING WHAT HE CAN TO MEET UP WITH HIM, AND HE *JUST* MIGHT DO IT!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY REALIZES IT! BRONSON HAS NOW CAUGHT UP TO HIM! BOTH ARE RIGHT ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER WITH THE EXIT ABOVE THEM!
Stew-O: AND LIMMY STRIKES, KICKING AT BRONSON! BRONSON WINCES, BUT HE KICKS AT HIM AS WELL! THEY ARE HAVING A WAR ALL THE WAY UP THERE!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON IS STUBBORN, BUT SO IS LIMMY! THE CHAMPION ISN’T RELENTING! HE AIMS THAT FOOT RIGHT AT BRONSON’S GUT–
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON IS A TAD QUICKER, AND HE *KICKS THE DAMAGED RIBS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN*! ONE OF LIMMY’S HANDS GOES DOWN!!
Stew-O: LIMMY IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO HANG ON! SO IS BRONSON! FATIGUE IS SETTING IN! THEY HAD VERY LITTLE ENERGY LEFT, AND THEY ARE USING IT ALL UP RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: UH, UH, LIMMY! THE HAND! THAT HAND! KICK AT IT!
Flannery McCoy: HE CAN’T HEAR YOU, GENIUS! EVEN IF HE DID, I DON’T THINK THAT’S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE STATE THAT HE’S IN! LIMMY IS AT RISK OF FALLING! SO TOO IS BRONSON! BOTH ARE IN TROUBLE! IT’S A PRECARIOUS SITUATION! THEY’RE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO HANG ON TO SEE WHO WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THE DOME OF DEATH!
Stew-O: YET THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH FOR LIMMY! HE’S SLIPPING! **HE’S SLIPPING**!!
Jake Mercer: AND HE LET’S GO–
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(…)
Flannery McCoy: **ONLY TO GRAB THE LEG OF BRONSON DANIELS!!**
Stew-O: HE DIDN’T FALL! HE’S, HE’S USING BRONSON TO HELP KEEP HIMSELF UP! SHADES OF HIS MATCH WITH CAMERON HERE AS LIMMY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, USING THE CHALLENGER TO KEEP HIS OWN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS ALIVE!!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON IS SHOCKED!! HE’S TRYING TO MOVE THAT LEG AROUND TO SEE IF HE CAN MAKE LIMMY LET GO OF HIM, BUT IT’S NO USE! THE CHAMPION IS *CLIMBING* RIGHT NOW!!
Jake Mercer: Spider Lim! Spider Lim! Does whatever a Spider-Lim does, and what DOES A SPIDER-LIM DO? *WIN*! HE’S GOING TO WIN THIS FUCKING MATCH BY ANY MEANS NECESSARRY!!
Stew-O: LIMMY IS ON BRONSON’S BACK! HE’S REACHING FOR THE ROOF!!
(Limmy’s hand reaches upwards. Pain is rocking his body, and his limbs are noticeably trembling as he’s barely hanging on by a thread. He reaches as far as he can…)
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! BRONSON HAS TAKEN HOLD OF LIMMY’S LEG! HE’S NOW HOLDING ON TO THE DOME WITH *ONE* HAND AS HE’S SUPPORTING BOTH HIMSELF AND THE WEIGHT OF THE CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: EXCUSE ME?! WHAT?!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! NO! DON’T TELL ME HE’S THINKING OF…!!
(Limmy’s eyes go wide. The champion’s focus then goes up to the only hand left keeping him up in the air.)
(He’s stuck.)
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! BRONSON! DON’T–
(But he doesn’t waste time. Bronson lets go.)
Stew-O: – *THEY’RE FALLING*!
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!***)
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
(Limmy is out. Bronson is down.)
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT INDEED, BECAUSE **BRONSON DANIELS JUST USED LIMMY MONAGHAN TO BREAK HIS FALL!!**
Jake Mercer: THAT SICK FUCK!! MY LIMMY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :damn: CURSE YOU, BRONSON DANIELS!!
Stew-O: AND THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK! I THINK MANY ARE GENUINELY CONCERNED! THAT FALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS ENOUGH TO KILL A PERSON! HOWEVER, AS IT STANDS, IT LOOKED LIKE BRONSON WAS ABLE TO MITIGATE SOME OF THAT IMPACT BY USING THE CHAMPION TO CUSHION THE BLOW!!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY, HE’S… HIS FINGERS HIS TWITCHING! A-AT LEAST THERE’S THAT! BUT CAN HE EVEN MOVE AT THIS RATE?! AFTER ALL OF THE FIGHTING, THE PUNISHMENT, THE STRAIGHT-UP WAR THAT HE HAS BEEN IN ALL NIGHT, CAN HE EVEN CONTINUE?!
Jake Mercer: I HOPE SO!! THIS IS INSANE–
(All of a sudden, the fans go crazy.)
Stew-O: BRONSON! BRONSON IS WORKING HIS WAY BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE!! HE DAMN NEAR STUMBLES AND FALLS BACK DOWN, BUT HE’S ABLE TO REGAIN HIS BALANCE! HE DROPS TO ONE KNEE! OH MY GOD! HOW IS HE *EVEN* DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?!
Jake Mercer: STEROIDS!! DRUGS!!
Flannery McCoy: OR IT COULD BE JUST ADRENALINE!! THAT BURST OF WIND CATCHING HIM, KNOWING THAT THIS IS HIS CHANCE!! HE GETS UP, STUMBLING FORWARD, LEANING AGAINST THE ROPES!! HE’S MUSTERING UP AS MUCH STRENGTH AS HE CAN TO EVEN GET A FOOT UP!! THIS MATCH HAS TAKEN JUST AS MUCH OUT OF HIM, BUT THAT DESIRE TO WIN; THAT DESIRE TO SEE HIS DREAMS THROUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE END IS WHAT’S KEEPING HIM STANDING OVER THE CHAMPION!!
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO!! BRONSON’S CLIMBING!! HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE!! HE’S GRABBING THE WALL AND HE’S MAKING THE ARDUOUS CLIMB!! HE’S WAITED THREE WHOLE YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT!! PAIN BE DAMNED!! HE WANTS THE TITLE!!
Jake Mercer: HE’S… HE’S… HE’S PULLING HIMSELF UP!! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S GUNNING FOR THAT SMALL WINDOW OF HOPE! HE’S GRITTING HIS TEETH, DAMN NEAR READY TO CRY FROM ALL THAT HE HAD TO GO THROUGH, BUT THE DESTINATION IS GETTING CLOSER!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!
Stew-O: BRONSON JUST MADE IT BACK TO THE TOP!! HE’S INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THAT EXIT!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!
(Bronson, using his last remaining strength, shimmies over to the exit at the top of the cage. The Dynasty commentary team’s voices are completely drowned out at this point. The OVO Hydro Arena is swallowing up every bit of noise that isn’t directly coming from the fans. He’s able to hang directly underneath the opening, and brings his hand up through it…)
(Then, he looks down. Limmy was able to sit back up.)
(…)
(…)
(… But the injuries are too much. The damage Cameron did to his leg. The brutualization Scott gave to him. The ribs that Myles relentlessly attacked. Limmy is unable to move in the moment. All he can do is look up, his gaze catching sight of his friend up above.)
(A bittersweet smile graces the face of the ‘Czar’.)
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY CAN’T DO ANYTHING!! IT MAY BE TOO LATE!! BRONSON SEES THIS AND HE REALIZES WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!! I THINK THE ENTIRETY OF THE ARENA KNOWS IT TOO!! DESTINY HAS BEEN REALIZED!!
(Bronson, with his last remaining bit of power, pulls himself all the way through the exit.)
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! FUCK! THE BASTARD DID IT!!
(Limmy coughs, and falls back onto the ring, clutching his ribs in a fetal position. He closes his eyes, but his smile doesn’t waver.)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) The bastard actually did it…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) I DID IT!!
(‘Suicide Doors’ by Lil Uzi Vert can barely be heard over the crowd. Bronson’s hands go straight up to his face. He immediately begins to cry. It is complete pandemonium inside of the arena. He falls back as he lays on top of the roof of the dome, letting the moment sink in.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..
Stephie Love: AAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDD *NEWWWWWWW* EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLS!!
Stew-O: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HE DID IT! FINALLY, AFTER CONQUERING EVERY HURDLE, EVERY OBSTACLE, EVERY SINGLE SETBACK, BRONSON DANIELS CAN FINALLY CALL HIMSELF A WORLD CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: THE HEART, THE SOUL, THE EMBODIMENT OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRULY ELITE! THIS WAS A LONG, LONG, LONG TIME COMING, AND TONIGHT, AUGUST TWELFTH, TWENTY-TWENTY THREE, BRONSON DANIELS HAD HIS DATE WITH DESTINY AND WON! NOTHING IS HOLDING HIM BACK ANYMORE!! NO MORE FAILURES!! NO MORE HEARTACHE!! BRONSON DANIELS IS THE NEW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: …
(The live feed takes us to a split screen where Bronson’s friends are seen celebrating, jumping up and down for joy. In the arena, chants can be heard from the crowd.)
Crowd: BRONSON! BRONSON! BRONSON! BRONSON!
Stew-O: And just like that, he commands the respect of everyone here in Glasgow, Scotland! A valiant effort that is worth being acknowledged! But of course, Limmy Monaghan had one of the greatest title reigns of all time, and that isn’t an opinion. That is a simple fact. That man carried that championship with nothing but pride and honor, and it was an absolute treat to be able to call so many of these incredible title defenses since he won it. Limmy fell short of his goal of becoming the longest-reigning World Heavyweight Champion of all time, but he gave it his all, each and every single step of the way. He is a leader, a boss, a Czar, and every single thing we have called him ever since he won back at Road to Redemption because he is worthy of all of the nicknames and honorifics. His work as champion will stand the test of time.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah. I don’t think many people will be able to replicate what he’s done. However, for someone like Bronson, he doesn’t need to worry about filling any huge gaps left over. He has a set a standard of his own, and if there was anyone, ANYONE, deserving of and capable of dethroning Limmy Monaghan… it was always *him*.
Stew-O: Bronson struggled. Bronson failed. It was one thing after the other, and of course, we all know by now all of the issues he had to endure during his time away from EAW. Mental health, contemplating suicide. Bronson has fought so much both inside and outside of the ring, and I am glad that he continued to persevere, even if it was difficult for him to do so at times. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what it means to survive and thrive in spite of the odds. You are looking at a man who has overcome so much adversity in his life, and now, he gets to see his efforts rewarded as he is now… *finally*… a world champion.
Flannery McCoy: Just… wow. What a journey this has been for him :wow: Congratulations to Bronson Daniels. I’m sure he’ll have an amazing reign of his own.
(Bronson is able to carefully come down the structure. He limps over to the referee who hands him the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Bronson breaks down into tears as he looks down at the title he rightfully earned.)
Jake Mercer: I… I-I can’t. I can’t do this. I QUIT!
(Jake Mercer gets up from his chair and runs backstage, balling his eyes out like a complete brat. Flannery and Stew-O can be heard cracking up.)
Stew-O: Oh, God. What are we going to do with him?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t even know myself! What I do know is that Jake Mercer is *not* quitting. He will be with us next week for Dynasty and every other show he is contractually obligated to commentate for.
Stew-O: We will all be together, especially with so much to cover after this event AND all three shows including our own gearing up for the first tri-branded marquee event of the year: *Territorial Invasion!*
Flannery McCoy: We sure do! We can’t wait to see what will be in store for that. Until then, I’m Flannery McCoy!
Stew-O: I’m Stew-O!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Mercer will get over himself in time for next Friday. :mjlol:
Stew-O: And we will see all of you then, as Dynasty comes to you LIVE from the MCH Arena in Herning, Denmark! Goodnight, EAW Uni–
(Bronson is headed up the ramp when a loud reaction stirs from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh! Hang on! What’s this?
(Bronson stops, wiping away his tears. As he looks back, he sees Limmy Monaghan coming along, having to be helped by medical personnel. Blood is starting to cake onto his skin. He’s exhausted. However, his intentions are clear: he’s headed towards the new champion.)
(The two eventually close the gap between them. Limmy, taking his arms off of the medical crew, limps towards Bronson. He can barely stand on his own, but he’s able to get face-to-face with him. Everyone goes quiet, curious to see what happens.)
(Limmy places his hand on his shoulder. Then, he pulls him into a tight hug.)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) Congratulations. You deserved this.
(The OVO Hydro Arena goes nuts.)
Crowd: LIMMY! BRONSON! LIMMY! BRONSON!
(Bronson smiles weakly. He pulls back, but is almost shocked to see a tear fall from Limmy. However, Monaghan returns the smile and takes it upon himself to raise his friend’s arm. The EAW World Heavyweight Championship glistens. Pyro goes off, commemorating Bronson’s incredible moment.)
(Wounded, but happy, the two stand for a moment as the credit text appears on the lower right side of the screen. The camera gets closer, and Limmy can be heard mumbling:)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) … Let’s never do Dome of Death again.
(Bronson cracks up.)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) Honestly? I’m with you on that.
(Limmy snickers. He turns and goes to walk off, letting Bronson enjoy his win. The medical crew come in and help him walk, leading him out of view. Bronson, by himself, looks back down at the championship. The camera zooms in on it before it dips low, capturing a shot of Bronson with the title from below.)
(Slowly, he nods to himself.)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) Damn… I really did it.
(That is the final shot for Reckless Wiring as the event slowly fades, ending the live broadcast.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
