(EAW Intro Plays)
(The screen is black. A low, distant rumble echoes like thunder rolling between skyscrapers. Then…Static. A flicker of light reveals a battered skyline.)
(New York City… broken.)
(Sirens wail in the distance. Fires burn unchecked in the streets. Crowds scatter. Windows shatter. The city that never sleeps now refuses to rest. The camera slowly pans upward… the Statue of Liberty stands tall, but defaced.)
(One word, sprayed across her chest in jagged crimson letters)
(DOUBT.)
(A voice cuts through the chaos. Calm. Cold. Unforgiving.)
Narrator: Doubt…
(There is a pause.)
Narrator: The quiet voice in the back of your mind, the one that creeps in when the lights are brightest, when the stakes are highest and everything you’ve ever fought for stands on the edge of collapse.
(Fires light up across the sky. The city trembles beneath it.)
Narrator: Doubt is not loud. It doesn’t scream… it whispers. Instead, it asks questions you don’t want to answer. Are you good enough? Do you belong here? What happens… when you fail?
(The camera cuts to shattered glass on the pavement. Reflections of wrestlers walking forward, silhouettes through smoke and flame.)
Narrator: Tonight… there is no running from it, no hiding behind excuses, allies, or second chances. For this is Showdown.
A riot erupts in the background figures clashing, sirens blaring louder. It then switches to Clayton Golde holding the New Breed Championship while Sayuri Himura looks on with a smirk on her face. Then it transitions to Auburn Ware with the Specialist Championship while Cynthia Valice pumps herself up and Grace De Luca looks on in confidence.)
Narrator: A night where reason is tested; where doubt becomes judge, jury… and executioner.
(The screen flashes between glimpses of war: Bodies colliding in the ring. Then showing BOA, Kazama, and Christian Miyazaki all in the ring at the same time staring each other down. It then switches to Damien Kutcher at one end of the street, and Ryan Joseph Wilson on the other ready to fight it out in New York City.)
Narrator: In this city… innocence means nothing. Guilt is decided by survival and the only way to prove yourself is to endure.
(The narrator’s tone sharpens.)
Narrator: Every Elitist who steps into that ring tonight will be forced to confront the one thing they cannot escape is themselves.
(The camera zooms back to the Statue of Liberty where word DOUBT dripping like fresh paint… or blood. It then shows Pandora Paisely with a sneer on her face standing across from Brianna Hill who is full of intensity. Switching to Akari Kiyoko ready to face the challenge of the veteran, Impact as he glares at his next opposition.)
Narrator: Champions will be tested., contenders will be broken and legacies will either be cemented in the annuls of the EAW halls or completely erased.
A massive explosion splits the sky, it then turns to the screen cutting rapidly between faces—anger, fear, determination. It shows Daryl Kinkade holding the National Elite Championship, it then shows his challengers, first Jake Smith standing with Carolkine, then it has Silas Mason with Vincent Mondrian, and finally Halsey Neel who just smiles.)
Narrator: Because in the end, it’s not about who’s the strongest or the fastest. And even who’s the most prepared. It’s about who can silence the doubt before it consumes them.
(The fires blaze higher, where the chaos reaches its peak. Then the Hell in a Cell from shows, the fires and weapons surrounding it, as Donovan Duke and Harper Lee stand together with Silas World. It then has Bea Valentine who with Cornelius drinks champagne, as Joso looks ready side by side. Finally, it shows the Universal Women’s Champion, Milli Banks as she just laughs then looks at her partner, the Answers World Champion, Veena Adams who blows a kiss before they all put their bodies on the line inside the Cell.)
Narrator: Tonight, in the heart of a city at war, only the ruthless will survive. The relentless will stand tall. And only the unquestionable will leave with gold.
(The screen fades to black.)
(One final line echoes.)
Narrator: Beyond all reason… lies doubt as EAW AND SHOWDOWN PRESENTS: REASONABLE DOUBT
???: AND NOW EAW AND GOAT PRESENT THE SHOWDOWN EXCLUSIVE MARQUEE LIVE EVENT…. REASONABLE DOUBT!
(The camera fades into Citi Field as it is sold out, the fans are on their feet while the fireworks go off. “Downfall” by TRUSTcompany plays loudly as the scene pans over to the ominous structure of the Hell in a Cell hanging from the top as it then shows the commentating team of Deadprez and Gavin Kirkland.)
Deadprez: WELCOME FANS OF EAW TO SHOWDOWN’S TRADITIONAL MARQUEE LIVE EVENT IN IN REASONABLE DOUBT! AND AFTER ALMOST SIX YEARS THE ARMAGEDDON HELL IN A CELL RETURNS! THE LAST TIME THAT MATCH TOOK PLACE IT WAS KASSIDY HEART, JAKE SMITH, JAMIE O’HARA, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE. I AM DEADPREZ ALONG WITH GAVIN KIRKLAND AND WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: WE SURE ARE! WHAT AN AMAZING CARD WE HAVE TONIGHT! FIVE TITLES ARE ON THE LINE TONIGHT IN A BEVY OF MATCHES! WE ALSO HAVE THE GRIZZLED VETERAN AGAINST THE UP AND COMER IN A COAL MINER’S GLOVE MATCH! CAN IMPACT TEACH AKARI KIYOKJO HIS PLACE! WE ALSO HAVE A LAST WOMAN STANDING MATCH BETWEEN MY HELLCAT AND BRIANNA HILL!
Deadprez: SCRAMBLE MATCHES, TLC MATCHES, WE ALSO HAVE A NEW YORK STREET FIGHT WITH RYAN WILSON AND DAMIEN KUTCHER! THAT IS GOING TO BE WILD DAWG AND FINALLY THE BIG ONE, FOR TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS AND SIX OF THE VERY BEST! SO, LET’S GO TO –
(Suddenly “Her” by Megan Thee Stallion starts to play throughout Citi Field. The crowd goes wild as the gorgeous General Manager of Showdown, Kennedy Street walks out in a black dinner dress and silver Louboutin heels. She has a mic in hand while at the top of the rampway that heads down to the ring. Her music dies down.)
Kennedy Street: KENNIE LOVES NEW YORK CITY!
(The crowd explodes in cheers.)
Kennedy Street: THANK YOU ALL for making this the BIGGEST SELL OUT CROWD for a Showdown Exclusive Event ever!
Crowd: EAW!!!! EAW!!!! EAW!!!!
Kennedy Street: Yes! EAW! But Kennie is out here for a reason and wants to apologize to Deadprez and Gavin Kirkland for interrupting, but Kennie has something special to say. For weeks we have been without a THIRD announcer. Deadprez and Gavin Kirkland have been doing such a great job as a duo while Eve has been out with injuries. Kennie has been told that Eve is not going to be back anytime soon due to some nerve damage, so Kennie had to act fast and find someone that can do what Eve has been to the announce team but maybe even better.
(The crowd cheers, though they are silent in anticipation.)
Kennedy Street: Kennie needed someone that she knew well, a person that could defend themselves in any situation, a person that Kennie had a blood feud against back in my days. Now this individual never wrestled for the EAW, but they are a Hall of Famer, former three time World Champion and has held many other titles in their time. They were my arch nemesis and one person in particular knows this person well because it is the first wrestler that Silas Mason ever managed.
(The crowd that knows their wrestling starts to cheer.)
Gavin Kirkland: OMG… IS SHE SERIOUS!?!?! PREZ! IS SHE SERIOUS!?!?!
Deadprez: Gavin… Imma gonna need you to calm down bruh!
GAVIN KIRKLAND: IS IT …. IS IT HER!?!?!
(The camera pans back to Kennedy Street who smirks.)
Kennedy Street: Yes honey, the only person that may hate Silas Mason more than me…. Here is your new Showdown announcer…. She is “THE HEAVENLY ANGEL”……. SIENNA SWANN!!!!!
(“Style” by Taylor Swift starts to play throughout the arena as the crowd explodes in cheers. The South African beauty, Sienna Swann walks out and stops, she looks out into the crowd and smiles, she then turns to Kennedy who was her arch nemesis once and they hug.)
Gavin Kirkland: FBNWIFHIUWFGBPIFUGFIUWGFIFWGFIYWGFIYWFG_PIWUFYGFWIUYWGFIUWFGFIWUYGFIUYFWIGGWFIPFWGWFGYFWIFYGWIWFGIWFGFWIUYGFWUYFDYUGFWFYIFGWIYWFGFIYUWIFWGFWIYGFWIYFWGIYFWGFIWYUGFWIYGFWIYUWFGWFIYUGFWIYUGWFIUYWFGIUWFIGUFYWGYFWIGFWIYUFWGIWFUYGFWIUFGWIUWFGIWUFGWFIUGWFIUGWFYE!!!
Deadprez: GAVIN KIRKLAND IS STROKING OUT! BUT WE HAVE SIENNA SWANN AS OUT COMMENTATING PARTNER! DAWG, WE HAVE A LEGEND IN EAW! ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL WOMEN IN WRESTLING HISTORY! AND SHE IS ON SHOWDOWN!
(Sienna walks down the ramp as Kennedy claps before heading to the back. Sienna looks at the fans and waves; her infectious smile never fades as she continues to walk to the commentating table.)
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA SWANN IS GOING TO BE SITTING NEXT TO ME EVERY SHOWDOWN AND FOR THE NEXT FOUR HOURS PREZ! SIENNA SWANN IS GOING TO BE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ME! I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I GET TO SIT NEXT TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET!
Deadprez: GAVIN CALM DOWN, DAWG!
(Sienna Swann walks around the ring after clapping hands with some fans before Deadprez shakes her hand, but she brings him in and kisses him on both cheeks.)
Gavin Kirkland: ME NEXT PLEASE!
(Sienna giggles and kisses Gavin Kirkland on both cheeks as he gets weak at the knees and collapses.)
Deadprez: Welcome to Showdown Sienna! We are happy to have you as you can see with Gavin here!
(Sienna puts on her headset and sits with Deadprez in the middle as Gavin Kirkland collects himself and sits on the other side of her.)
Gavin Kirkland: Are you real?
Sienna Sweann: I sure am sweetie, and I am so happy to be a part of the EAW and Showdown especially sitting next to you gents, but why keep holding this up any further, right? How about we go to Gina Romano to introduce the first match?
Gavin Kirkland: YES! Great idea.
Sienna Swann: Sweetie… you are drooling.
Gavin Kirkland: S… sorry…. Yes I am. Prez she is an Angel!
Sienna Swann: Yes, I am.
(The camera pans to Gina Romano as the graphic for the first match appears and the crowd explodes and goes wild.)
Deadprez: WE ARE KICKING THIS OFF IN STYLE! WHAT A MATCH! TAKE IT AWAY GINA ROMANO!
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Gina Romano: THE OPENING CONTEST OF REASONABLE DOUBT IS THE SCRAMBLE MATCH AND IT’S FOR THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘The Birth of Merged Zamasu’ by Friedrich Habetler plays as Vincent Mondrian walks out coldly onto the stage to a loud chorus of boos, with Silas Mason following behind. Both men wear confident smiles as they make their way to the ring together.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST!… ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY SILAS MASON!… FROM LAREN, NETHERLANDS!… WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS!… THE SOUL REAPER!… VINCENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!…. MONDRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(Vincent Mondrian enters the ring. ‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie then plays as the boos continue to grow louder, with Caroline emerging alone from the shadows. She walks into the spotlight before making her way down the ramp, focused solely on victory.)
Gina Romano: NEXT!… RESIDING AMONGST THE SHADOWS!… WEIGHING IN AT 109 POUNDS!… SHE’S THE QUEEN OF SHADOWS!… CAROLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Caroline enters the ring and exchanges a brief stare with Vincent before taking her position. ‘No One Knows’ by Queens of the Stone Age plays next as Halsey Neel walks out, drawing the attention of both Vincent and Caroline. Halsey maintains a determined expression as she heads straight to the ring, aiming for nothing less than the championship.)
Gina Romano: NEXT!… FROM BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND!… WEIGHING IN AT 149 POUNDS!… SHE’S THE UPSET QUEEN!… HALSEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!… NEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
(Halsey enters the ring, looking at both competitors before turning away to pose for the crowd and take her spot. ‘Stop Breathing’ by Playboi Carti hits, causing the entire arena to erupt in loud boos as Jake Smith walks out confidently, fully believing he will be the winner by the end of the night.)
Gina Romano: NEXT!… FROM NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS!… HE’S THE FOREVER CHAMPION!… JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!… SMITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Jake arrives at the ring and ignores everyone else, convinced he is the best talent in the match. He is visibly annoyed when ‘New Devil’ by Asking Alexandria blares through the arena as Daryl Kinkade walks out, holding the National Elite Championship in his right hand. Already in his ring gear, Kinkade looks ready for war as he heads down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: AT LAST!… FROM NORWICH, ENGLAND!… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS!… HE’S THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… THE KINK OF ELITE!… DARYLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!… KINKADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kinkade slides into the ring, preparing himself before handing the championship over to the referee immediately.)
(DING DING DING!)
(## TIME LIMIT: 30:00)
Gavin Kirkland: The Scramble Match for the National Elite Championship is underway! Ordinarily, we would see a contendership bout under these stipulations, but tonight, it is for the championship itself.
Deadprez: Will Daryl endure the chaos, or are we on the verge of witnessing a new champion being crowned tonight?!
Sienna Swann: Oh, sweetie, my excitement is already dwindling when “Jake Smith” steps into my sightline. EAW truly needs a far more discerning qualification process for its talent, perhaps a stringent dress code, because that twink is egregiously out of his depth in presentation.
Gavin Kirkland: WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING FROM THE START! Jake is going right after Daryl and CLOTHESLINES him over the top, whether Caroline is focusing on taking on Halsey Neel, that’s left Vincent Mondrian with something.
Sienna Swann: Wait, Silas Mason, is STILL going to be stationed at ringside?! Sweetie, you cannot be serious right now. This is how you elect to treat your newest acquisition around here?! I thought this was a million-dollar enterprise!
Gavin Kirkland: It is perfectly fine, Sienna. Please, do not distress yourself, because you still have ME right here at your side. Trust me, I clean up very nicely, too!
Deadprez: Yeah, I do not think that is exactly what she is looking for, dawg. You might want to recalibrate that confidence a little bit.
Sienna Swann: Anyhow, as a former wrestler, I am here to witness actual quality wrestling, sweetie! Here comes Jake Smith attempting to launch a forearm at Daryl on the outside, but he gets STRUCK with a knee straight to the midsection from Daryl… AND SENT GUT FIRST REPEATEDLY INTO THE STEEL STEPS RIGHT BESIDE HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: Back inside the ring, Caroline is gradually being overwhelmed by the disparity in size and strength as Halsey repeatedly drives elbows into her before hurling her to the outside!
Deadprez: But it looks like Vincent was already anticipating that very opportunity… AND HE TRIES TO CATCH HALSEY EARLY WITH THE SOULLESS ECLIPSE!
Gavin Kirkland: That pumphandle setup was well scouted by Halsey as she pivots behind Vincent and shoves him forward!… RIPCORD LARIAT FROM HALSEY DROPS MONDRIAN HARD!
Sienna Swann: Now that is someone who actually looks like a star in making, sweetie. This girl looks great, and there is a certain ferocity to her offense… perhaps I should consider placing my money on her, assuming she does not associate herself with that dreadful Silas World.
Gavin Kirkland: Halsey Neel is a former Unified Tag Team Champion, and I have always held her talent in high regard. Meanwhile, Caroline crashes down in close proximity to Jake Smith and Daryl Kinkade, and now Daryl is going to the top rope! He is contemplating something absolutely audacious!
Deadprez: You might want to stand clear!… DIVING SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH, BUT CAROLINE GETS SHOVED ASIDE BY JAKE IN THE PROCESS!
Gavin Kirkland: That was a successful takedown from Daryl, but he quickly realizes Caroline is not where he expected! Turning around, Caroline is already positioned on the apron!… RUNNING CANNONBALL SENTON OFF THE APRON SENDS DARYL CRASHING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Sienna Swann: This girl looks rather compelling too, sweetie. Is this generation simply more inspired when it comes to presentation compared to Jake Smith and that other one… what was his name again? I was genuinely trying to process it during his entrance… Mondrian, right?
Gavin Kirkland: Yes, Vincent Mondrian!
Sienna Swann: Oh! Wonderful, now I remember, and unfortunately, I also remember that atrocious, sweat-drenched hair of his! Honestly, what is wrong with these men trying to look like some deranged stalker these days, sweetie?!
Deadprez: Caroline capitalizes on the champion, and Daryl gets sent rolling back inside the ring… but awaiting him there is Halsey Neel, immediately seizing Daryl and scooping him up!… LOOKING TO GO FOR THE WALL!
Gavin Kirkland: A Northern Lights Bomb is attempted by Halsey, but Daryl slips free and circles behind to shove her forward!… INTO A STANDING SPANISH FLY THAT CATCHES HALSEY OFF GUARD, AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TAKEDOWN BY CAROLINE ONCE AGAIN!
Deadprez: Turning around, completely unaware… SHE IS ABOUT TO GET HER HEAD TAKEN OFF WITH BOW DOWN TO THE KINK! DARYL CHARGES IN AT FULL VELOCITY!
Sienna Swann: Absolutely not! She evades it. What a delightful dodge, sweetie!
Deadprez: Daryl is trying to reorient himself, but Caroline surges forward and… DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE SPLIT LEG DROP! VINTAGE CAROLINE!
Sienna Swann: Wait, sweetie! Vincent Mondrian has slithered back into the ring, and he strikes from behind, capitalizing on the opening as he turns Caroline around!… GERMAN SUPLEX PLANTS HER INTO THE MAT! CAN SOMEONE TELL HIM TO DECELERATE FOR JUST A SECOND?!
Gavin Kirkland: And now the ring is completely cleared out! Vincent Mondrian scrambles into position and targets Daryl, who was just grounded by Caroline!… FLAG ON THE MOON DRIVES DARYL DOWN! WAIT A SECOND, HE GOES FOR THE COVER! VINCENT IS ON THE VERGE OF BECOMING CHAMPION!
Sienna Swann: WHAT?! NO WAY, SWEETIE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… VINCENT MONDRIAN!
(## Title Changes: 1)
(## Current Holder: Vincent Mondrian)
(## TIME LIMIT: 26:05)
Gavin Kirkland: WOW! Just look at the sheer satisfaction radiating from Vincent and Silas Mason! They are absolutely elated that the championship is now under their control!
Sienna Swann: I detest this man already, sweetie! NEVER again, do you hear me?!
Deadprez: No time to celebrate for too long because Vincent Mondrian suddenly looks panicked as Halsey Neel storms back into the ring and CHARGES IN WITH THE PENALTY KICK!
Gavin Kirkland: THE KICK IS CAUGHT BY VINCENT! He regains his footing immediately and looks to capitalize!
Sienna Swann: SUPERKICK! WHAT THE- JAKE SMITH!? Sweetie, that came out of absolutely nowhere!
Deadprez: THE SUPERKICK LANDS FLUSH ON VINCENT AND DROPS HIM INSTANTLY, HIS FOCUS COMPLETELY DIVERTED AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT! HIS ATTENTION TURNS TOWARD NEEL CHARGING IN, BUT SHE IS INTERCEPTED MID STRIDE!… USHIGOROSHI DROPS HER!
Deadprez: VINCENT IS STILL REELING FROM THAT SUPERKICK, BUT AWARENESS KICKS IN FOR VINCENT JUST AS JAKE TURNS AROUND… AND HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A RUNNING YAKUZA KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: Stumbling backward from the impact, while Jake is down, attempting to recover to his feet! Mondrian now charges in at full speed… LEAPING IN FOR MALEVOLENT SHRINE-
Deadprez: STARMAKER!!!!!!!! STARMAKER OUT OF NOWHERE! JAKE LAUNCHES VINCENT INTO THE AIR AS HE ATTEMPTS THAT CURB STOMP AND KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH THE CUTTER! JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… JAKE SMITH!
(## Title Changes: 2)
(## Current Holder: Jake Smith)
(## TIME LIMIT: 23:59)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(As soon as Jake realizes he has become champion, he shoots back to his feet and immediately begins celebrating.)
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) I AM THE FUCKING GREATNESS MADE FLESH RIGHT BEFORE YOU! BAR NONE! LOOK AT ME! I AM THE ONLY REAL CHAMPION AROUND HERE! WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME?! WHO?!?!
Sienna Swann: Oh, sweetie… does he even realize the match is not over yet?
Gavin Kirkland: WELL, IT CERTAINLY IS NOT, BECAUSE THE CHAOS CONTINUES AS DARYL KINKADE SPRINGS BACK TO LIFE AND CHARGES FROM BEHIND BEFORE JAKE CAN EVEN REACT!… DKO CONNECTS! DARYL WITH THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER TAKES HIM OUT!
Deadprez: THIS IS INSANE! DARYL IS ALREADY LOOKING TO RECLAIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HERE IS THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: WHOA! THAT IS AS CLOSE AS IT GETS BUT ONLY A TWO-COUNT! Jake Smith gets the shoulder up just in time before Daryl can snatch the title back!
Sienna Swann: This is becoming utterly ridiculous, sweetie. Far too many championship fluctuations in such a short span, I almost wish it had been this effortless for me back then!
Gavin Kirkland: Daryl has to act with urgency because here comes Caroline rolling back underneath the bottom rope and re-entering the ring quickly before flipping forward!… GOING FOR THE WICKED DDT!
Deadprez: Caught off guard for a split second, but Daryl reacts in time and hoists her up onto his shoulder as she attempts that backflip transition into the DDT, turning her momentum against her-
Gavin Kirkland: JUMPING HEADBUTT FROM HALSEY! SHE IS FORCING HIM TO RELEASE CAROLINE AS SHE CRASHES TO THE CANVAS! AND HALSEY FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH A RUNNING BOOT!
Deadprez: Momentarily staggered, but instinct and adrenaline carry him forward as he narrowly evades the boot! Rebounding off the ropes and springing up for the Handspring Roundhouse-
Sienna Swann: A THRUST KICK RIGHT TO THE JAW! HALSEY INTERCEPTS HIM WITH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND SHUTS THAT DOWN INSTANTLY! SWEETIE, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY TAILORED FOR THIS KIND OF EXCHANGE AGAINST THESE OTHERWISE QUESTIONABLE MEN!
Gavin Kirkland: And she capitalizes immediately, pulling Daryl in and securing the double underhook-
Deadprez: SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT FROM CAROLINE! THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLASTS HALSEY BACKWARD BEFORE SHE CAN EXECUTE ANYTHING FURTHER, FORCING THE RELEASE OF DARYL! Halsey is gathering her stamina and trying to steady herself back to her feet, as Caroline drapes herself on the ropes and vaults upward to the top!… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TAKES HALSEY DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: But hold on, Daryl rolls right through in front of her as she lands that moonsault and springs back up at full speed!… SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS AND TAKES CAROLINE DOWN!
Sienna Swann: Everyone has their attention fixated on one another, sweetie, but wait just a moment… where exactly is Jake Smith…?
Gavin Kirkland: Daryl is trying to regain his bearings and locate Jake, but he is nowhere to be seen! Where has he disappeared to with time ticking away?!?!!??
(Suddenly, someone rolls out from underneath the ring as the crowd erupts into boos.)
Deadprez: WAIT, JAKE WAS HIDING BENEATH THE RING THIS ENTIRE TIME! HE SLITHERS BACK INSIDE AND STALKS DARYL FROM BEHIND!… STARMAKER-
Gavin Kirkland: CUTTER ATTEMPT, BUT IT IS DENIED BY DARYL! HE TRAPS THE ARM AND FORCES HIM UPRIGHT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!… POISONRANA SPIKES JAKE SMITH STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!
Sienna Swann: And now Vincent Mondrian is fully conscious again at the most inconvenient moment, sweetie! Here he comes, inserting himself with that unsightly presence, swinging for the chop and it lands flush across Daryl’s chest! Honestly, must everything about him look so disheveled?!
Gavin Kirkland: That one sends Daryl staggering toward the ropes as he tries to recuperate! Mondrian regains his footing and charges in for a desperate follow-up, BUT DARYL SIDESTEPS AND SENDS VINCENT SPILLING THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: Mondrian crashes down onto the ringside floor and you can see the concern all over Silas Mason’s face! And here comes Daryl, rebounding off the ropes and launching himself!… SASUKE SPECIAL BY DARYL OVER THE TOP TAKES OUT MONDRIAN IN SPECTACULAR FASHION!
Sienna Swann: He actually did that for me just to spite that insufferable man, Silas Mason, sweetie!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is still heavily reeling from that devastating impact, but here comes Daryl scrambling back to his feet and sliding into the ring as Jake remains on his knees!… BOW DOWN TO THE KINK CONNECTS AT FULL FORCE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Deadprez: BUT WAIT, HERE COMES HIS FORMER PARTNER INTERVENES! HALSEY NEEL RUSHES IN, GRABS DARYL, AND YANKS HIM AWAY, LOCKING IN THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK ONCE MORE!… LUNGBLOWER DRIVES DARYL DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: DARYL IS SHOVED ASIDE, AND JAKE IS COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED AT THE SAME TIME! HALSEY NOW SETS HER SIGHTS FIRMLY ON THE TARGET!… AND NOW THE BENDS ARE LOCKED IN! THE GORILLA CLUTCH IS CINCHED IN TIGHT, AND THIS COULD BE FAR TOO MUCH FOR JAKE SMITH TO WITHSTAND!
Sienna Swann: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MANEUVER TO FINISH HIM, SWEETIE! WRAP IT UP NICELY!
Deadprez: AGONY IS WRITTEN ALL OVER JAKE SMITH RIGHT NOW! THIS IS BECOMING UNBEARABLE, AND WITH TIME STILL TICKING DOWN, HALSEY IS DETERMINED TO MAKE HIM SUBMIT!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE… OH! HE TAPS! JAKE TAPS OUT! HALSEY NEEL IS NOW THE CHAMP! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING!
(DING DING DING!)
(## Title Changes: 3)
(## Current Holder: Halsey Neel)
(## TIME LIMIT: 18:37)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… HALSEY NEEL!
Sienna Swann: In just under ten minutes, with only a couple more remaining, we have witnessed an absurd number of title changes already! Sweetie, this is absolute madness! At this rate, I could step into this match myself and walk out as champion too, could I not?!
Gavin Kirkland: There is no necessity for that, because you are ALREADY a champion in every conceivable way, Miss Swann!
Deadprez: Man, get a hold of yourself.
Gavin Kirkland: Halsey Neel is the champion, and everything seems perfectly in place until VINCENT MONDRIAN SUDDENLY RESURFACES FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HER UP QUICKLY WHILE SHE CAN BARELY MAINTAIN HER FOCUS! THAT ABSOLUTE SCOUNDREL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deadprez: BUT HALSEY NEEL KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME BEFORE VINCENT COULD ESCAPE WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP STOLEN FROM HER!
Sienna Swann: And now Mondrian approaches, attempting a clothesline, but he falls RIGHT into a beautifully executed arm takedown that sends him crashing over! Oh, that is exquisite technique, sweetie!
Gavin Kirkland: Mondrian is completely ensnared within those scissored legs from Halsey! His arms are being isolated and pulled apart as she continues to punish him further! Look at the fingers being bent back; this is ruthless joint manipulation, and Vincent is being tortured in the center of the ring!
Sienna Swann: That is exactly what I like to see, sweetie! Make these lesser men learn what refinement and class are supposed to look like-
Deadprez: WAIT A MINUTE! Perched at the top, and neither of them realizes it… Caroline is about to dive!
Sienna Swann: Oh my god!
Gavin Kirkland: WIDOW SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A 450 SPLASH FROM CAROLINE BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION AND EVERYTHING ELSE AT ONCE! HALSEY NEEL AND VINCENT MONDRIAN JUST ABSORBED A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE FROM THAT IMPACT!
Deadprez: Trying to gather himself after everything earlier, Daryl scrambles back up to his feet and turns toward her, but Caroline spots the opening and surges forward!… NO ESCAPE DROPS DARYL AND SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH THAT SUICIDE DIVE INTO A DDT!
Sienna Swann: Just what you need to eliminate the irrelevant, sweetie. Dispose of those who simply do not belong in this conversation!
Deadprez: But he is a champion…?!
Gavin Kirkland: Actually, Halsey Neel IS the champion as of this very moment!
Sienna Swann: But perhaps we are on the verge of crowning another one, sweetie! Halsey Neel has not fully regained her bearings, and now Caroline steps back into the ring and advances toward her… and what exactly is this man thinking?!
(As Caroline enters the ring, she notices Jake Smith clutching his leg and rising on the opposite side, both of them now standing off against one another.)
Caroline: (Off-Mic) Stay out of this, Jake. This is mine to claim.
Gavin Kirkland: Is he really considering…?!
(Jake pauses for a moment, contemplating… before slowly lowering himself onto the ropes as if conceding the moment.)
Deadprez: Is he… relinquishing the opportunity… for her?!
Sienna Swann: What a loser!
Gavin Kirkland: And Caroline is smiling, she believes she has this secured-
Deadprez: SUPERKICK! NO, IT WAS ALL DECEPTION! JAKE SPRINGS UP AND BLASTS CAROLINE RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW, AND IMMEDIATELY DIVES INTO THE COVER ON HALSEY! HE IS TRYING TO RECLAIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: BUT HALSEY NEEL KICKS OUT! SHE REMAINS THE CHAMPION FOR NOW!
(After the kickout, the camera focuses on Jake, who looks toward Caroline with a smirk and taps his temple, alluding to his intelligence.)
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) Remember what you said? Nothing is certain. You are right!
Gavin Kirkland: And now he is looking to finish this and reclaim the championship! He pulls Halsey up to her knees and rebounds off the ropes!… GOING FOR GOD COMPLEX!
Deadprez: NO! VINCENT INTERCEPTS HIM MID-CHARGE! HE HOISTS JAKE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND IS SETTING UP FOR DEATH VALLER DRIVER!… TELLTALE HEART TAKES JAKE DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW MONDRAIN IS STRUGGLING BACK TO HIS FEET AND ADVANCING TOWARD HALSEY WITH A LARIAT, BUT THE ARM IS INTERCEPTED MID SWING!… REACHING STRAIGHT FOR THE HAIR AND INTO A HAIR PULLED BACKBREAKER THIS TIME!
Deadprez: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN CAPITALIZE FURTHER, CAROLINE IS ALREADY POSITIONED ON THE APRON AND LAUNCHING IN JUST AS HALSEY TURNS AROUND!-
Gavin Kirkland: ## WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME!
Sienna Swann: OH MY GOD, WHAT A MOVE, SWEETIE!
Gavin Kirkland: PHOENIX DRAGONRANA CONNECTS, AND SHE HOOKS HALSEY IN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… CAROLINE!
(## Title Changes: 4)
(## Current Holder: Caroline)
(## TIME LIMIT: 14:23)
Gavin Kirkland: And NOW Caroline is the champion! Exactly what this match has been lacking as of late, aside from Halsey Neel… a TRUE, proper champion!
Deadprez: Nearly lost her opportunity when Jake pulled that deception earlier, but she capitalizes and makes it count. Now the championship target is firmly on her back, and Daryl Kinkade is first in line to challenge her!
Sienna Swann: Already poised and prepared to engage, sweetie! As Kinkade approaches, Caroline drives a sharp elbow straight across his jaw before he can even close the distance… AND SHE PULLS HIM RIGHT IN TO PUT HIM BACK TO SLEEP WITH A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE!
Gavin Kirkland: Kinkade manages to shove her away, but she uses the elasticity of the ropes, springing back with momentum-
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX FROM KINKADE!
Sienna Swann: Oh my, sweetie, what a catch! That just wrenched her neck in the most unpleasant way! These men truly have no restraint whatsoever!
Deadprez: A barrage of offense now from Daryl, and he is looking to capitalize on this momentum-
Gavin Kirkland: A blistering chop from Vincent Mondrain erupts across the chest of Daryl, and he capitalizes immediately by pulling him in for a clothesline-
Deadprez: Not executed! Vincent’s arm is deftly overhooked as Daryl floats underneath and lands cleanly on both feet, responding!… ENZUIGIRI FROM DARYL KICKS VINCENT IN HIS HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: BLISTERING CHOP FROM RISING VINCENT STRIKES DARYL IN THE CHEST! MONDRIAN CAPITALIZES AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE!-
Deadprez: DARYL OVERFLOATS THE ARM UNDERNEATH AND LANDS ON BOTH FEET… STRIKING IN PRECISELY IN THE HEAD WITHE STEP UP ENZUGUIRI KICK THAT KICKS BINCENT AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland: Relentless pursuit of control here as Kinkade continues to dictate the pace! Caroline is staggering from the pain, trying to recover, and he lines it up once more!… GOING FOR BOW DOWN TO THE KIN-
Deadprez: BICYCLE KICK FROM THE SIDE BY A RESURGENT JAKE SMITH! BACK FROM THE BRINK AND STRIKING AGAIN! HE FOLLOWS UP IMMEDIATELY, SEIZING DARYL WHILE HE IS STUNNED!… KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER DRIVES KINKADE DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE!
Sienna Swann: The desperation is practically radiating off him at this point. How unbecoming, sweetie!
Gavin Kirkland: About to turn around, but Caroline rises from behind and rolls Jake Smith up, taking him down and transitioning through!… LEAPS HIGH FOR LITTLE MONSTER!
Deadprez: BOTH KNEES ARE UP! Jake just drives those knees straight into Caroline’s midsection, stopping her dead in her tracks, and immediately transitions into a small package!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: CAROLINE KICKS OUT AT TWO!
Sienna Swann: Thank goodness for that, sweetie! I truly thought it was about to end right there!
Deadprez: It is down to just Jake and Caroline for the moment as Jake scrambles back up and immediately looks to connect with another Superkick, just like before!
Gavin Kirkland: But this time Caroline catches the leg, Jake tries to pull away!
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) LISTEN, CAROLINE, I NEED THIS TOO! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND!
Caroline: (Off-Mic) So do I.
Gavin Kirkland: And she discards the leg before planting her hands on the canvas, wrapping her legs around Jake’s neck… INTO A HANDSTAND HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS JAKE FLYING-
Deadprez: ROLLING ELBOW FROM HALSEY! SHE IS BACK IN THE FRAY AND WIPES JAKE OUT WITH THAT STIFF STRIKE AS AN UNEXPECTED EXCHANGE FORMS BETWEEN THE TWO!
Sienna Swann: NOW THIS IS FAR MORE PALATABLE, SWEETIE! IT COMES DOWN TO TWO WOMEN WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND PRESENTATION AND EXECUTION! HALSEY MAKES A BEELINE FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT CAROLINE EVADES IT BEAUTIFULLY AND SLIPS BEHIND HER, DRIVING HER TOWARDS THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: Ducking down, setting up for another handstand attempt-
Deadprez: DOUBLE FOOT STOMP IN RESPONSE FROM THE ROPES RIGHT ONTO THOSE HANDS! CAROLINE CRIES OUT IN PAIN AS HALSEY IMMEDIATELY LINES HER UP!… ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS CLEAN AND NEARLY TAKES HER HEAD OFF THIS TIME!
Sienna Swann: She is not finished yet, sweetie! She drags Caroline right back up off the canvas!… INTO A SAITO SUPLEX! AND SHE BRIDGES IT INTO A PINFALL ATTEMPT AS WELL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deadprez: KICK OUT AT TWO BY CAROLINE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WAIT! RISING FROM THE CANVAS, DARYL KINKADE REACHES FOR HALSEY NEEL THE MOMENT THE PIN IS BROKEN AND HOISTS HER HIGH INTO THE AIR!… LIGER BOMB DRIVES HALSEY DOWN ONTO CAROLINE!
Deadprez: AND KINKADE STACKS THE COVER EVEN FURTHER WITH HALSEY PINNED RIGHT ON TOP OF CAROLINE! IS THAT EVEN PERMISSIBLE?!
Sienna Swann: YES! THERE IS THE COUNT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: GOD COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!! JAKE SMITH RISES UP TO HIS KNEES AND DRIVES THE KNEE TO THE BACK OF KINKADE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT TO BREAK UP THE COUNT WITH GOD COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Kinkade rolls away just in time, and Jake shoves Halsey Neel aside to clear the path, immediately turning his attention to Caroline without hesitation!
Sienna Swann: Oh, sweetie, just like that? How ruthlessly predictable!
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE HITS THE ROPES AGAIN… GOD COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!! A SECOND TIME! THIS TIME CONNECTING FLUSH ON CAROLINE AND DROPPING HER!
(Jake looks down at Caroline, visibly frustrated with himself.)
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) THIS IS NOT PERSONAL! IT’S ALL BUSINESS, OKAY?!
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE DROPS INTO THE COVER-
Deadprez: MENOS GRANDE!!!!! VINCENT SURGES BACK INTO THE MATCH, BARELY CONSCIOUS BUT JUST IN TIME TO PUT JAKE OUT OF HIS WAY WITH RUNNING HEAD-TRAPPED STOMP!!!!!!!!!
Sienna Swann: AND JAKE GETS THROWN OUT OF THE WAY AND SWEETIE, ALL OF THAT EFFORT AMOUNTS TO NOTHING! NOW MONDRIAN STEALS THE MOMENT AND PINS CAROLINE INSTEAD!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… VINCENT MONDRIAN!
(## Title Changes: 5)
(## Current Holder: Vincent Mondrian)
(## TIME LIMIT: 10:03)
Gavin Kirkland: We are under ten minutes in this match, and Vincent Mondrain is already reasserting control of the championship within his grasp!
Deadprez: THAT CONTROL COULD BE FLEETING VERY SOON WITH HALSEY NEEL HOLDING HERSELF TOGETHER AND RISING BACK UP TO TARGET VINCENT, SHE IS ALREADY LINING UP THE QUEEN IS DEAD WITHOUT HESITATION!
Gavin Kirkland: IT COMES THROUGH WITH SOME SERIOUS HEAVY LIFTING BUT VINCENT ESCAPES THE CRADLE FULL NELSON JUST IN TIME AND FIRES BACK WITH A SHARP ELBOW! HE TURNS IT AROUND AND LOOKS TO TAKE HER DOWN INSTEAD, LIFTS HER UP FOR A BUCKLE BOMB! CEROOOOOOOO-
Gavin Kirkland: A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN ATTEMPT AND THAT JUST SENDS VINCENT FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE INSTEAD!
Deadprez: THE IMPACT HAS VINCENT CLEARLY SHAKEN, STAGGERING OUT OF THE CORNER IN VISIBLE PAIN WHILE ATTEMPTING A RETALIATORY SWING, BUT HALSEY AVOIDS IT WITH A MATRIX EVASION, AND VINCENT ONLY REALIZES AFTER THE MISS!… REALITY KILLED THE VIDEO STAR CONNECTS, THE SPEAR CUTS VINCENT IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW JAKE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE, TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE MOMENT, HE IS SETTING UP FOR STARMAKER ON HALSEY TO END THIS DREAM!
Sienna Swann: PLEASE!
Gavin Kirkland: HALSEY COUNTERS THE CUTTER AND PULLS JAKE INTO A RIPCORD, SHE IS GOING FOR ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE OPERA!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE AVOIDS THE KICK AND IMMEDIATELY SPRINTS TO THE ROPES, REBOUNDS BACK WITH MOMENTUM AND LEAPS HIGH FOR GOD COMPLEX!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS BUT NOT CLEANLY, HALSEY EVADES, AND IT LANDS ON VINCENT WHO WAS STILL REELING FROM THAT SPEAR!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SCRAMBLES FOR THE COVER, BUT HALSEY INTERCEPTS WITH A PENALTY KICK TO SEND HIM AWAY! COVER BY HALSEY ON VINCENT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… HALSEY NEEL!
(## Title Changes: 6)
(## Current Holder: Halsey Neel)
(## TIME LIMIT: 8:49)
Sienna Swann: And now the champion is coming right back into our orbit, sweetie!
Gavin Kirkland: GRIT AND SHEER TENACITY KEEPING HALSEY NEEL AFLOAT AS CHAMPION BUT DARYL HAS RECOVERED, NO TIME AFFORDED AS HE CHARGES IN AT FULL VELOCITY… BOW DOWN TO THE KIN-
Sienna Swann: NO! SHE AVOIDS IT! Of course she does, sweetie, she actually wants to remain champion unlike some of these disheveled disasters! She rises and strikes Daryl but he turns right back around with a running boot!
Gavin Kirkland: Momentum swinging wildly as she hooks Daryl from behind and spins him around with urgency, setting up for that Discus Lariat!
Sienna Swann: Oh please, the form was already deteriorating, sweetie, and Daryl catches the arm! Halsey wisely disengages before it becomes-
Gavin Kirkland: HAIL TO THE VICTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS AND HALSEY IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!!!!!!! A COVER NOW TO RECLAIM THE TITLE!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deadprez: A decisive kick out at two! Daryl is persevering through the lingering effects of that God Complex, while Caroline is already surging back to her feet, accelerating to intercept him before he can stabilize!… DARK HALLOWS DRIVEN INTO DARYL’S BACK! THAT STANDING SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP COLLAPSES HIM!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Absolute pandemonium unfolding as Halsey is still visibly dazed from everything that has transpired, unable to reinsert herself into the fray!… AND CAROLINE TAKES ADVANTAGE!!!!!!! A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE!!!!!!!! IT SPIKES HALSEY DOWN!!!!!!!! CAROLINE HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… CAROLINE!
(## Title Changes: 7)
(## Current Holder: Caroline)
(## TIME LIMIT: 6:49)
Deadprez: CAROLINE HAS DONE IT AGAIN! ANOTHER CRITICAL MOMENT SECURED!
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, do not celebrate just yet, that presentation is still a mess and hardly worthy of championship value, but it seems the title is slipping right back into her possession-
Gavin Kirkland: STARMAKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! FROM BEHIND AND NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER AS JAKE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE COVER ON CAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!
Sienna Swann: Are you fucking serious, sweetie??????
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… JAKE SMITH!
(## Title Changes: 8)
(## Current Holder: Jake Smith)
(## TIME LIMIT: 6:29)
(After winning it back yet again, Jake crawls away in sheer exhaustion, panting heavily. He looks as if he is about to collapse, yet still defiantly forces himself to shout it out to the world.)
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT! THAT’S ME! THAT’S JAKE SMITH!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) THE MAN, THE ICON, HIM! I AM HIM! I AM THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING! THE TRUEEEEEEEEE KING OF ELITE…
(Just before Jake can continue his celebration, his attention is drawn to Daryl Kinkade pulling himself back together through visible agony, rising to his feet, and locking eyes with Jake, which immediately irritates him.)
(## TIME LIMIT: 5:59)
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) You motherfucker…
Deadprez: IT COMES DOWN TO JAKE SMITH AND DARYL IMMEDIATELY RUSHES IN FOR BOW DOWN TO THE KINK!
Gavin Kirkland: THE PRECISION SWINGING ELBOW IS EVADED AS JAKE SIDESTEPS AND TRAPS THE ARM, TWISTING DARYL OVER IN ONE SWIFT MOTION!… PROPHETIC CONNECTS! KINKADE IS DOWN!
Sienna Swann: THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE EVERYTHING SHIFTS, SWEETIE, BECAUSE NOW HE HAS TO DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS POWER TO KEEP THAT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS POSSESSION, EVEN IF HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE MESS DOING IT!
Deadprez: AND NOW CHAOS ERUPTS AGAIN AS EVERYONE FLOODS THE RING SIMULTANEOUSLY, VINCENT MONDRAIN AND HALSEY NEEL ENTERING THE FRAY ALL AT ONCE!
Gavin Kirkland: SPATIAL AWARENESS ON DISPLAY AS HE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND REDIRECTS VINCENT AND HALSEY STRAIGHT INTO EACH OTHER! BOTH COLLIDE AND STAGGER, NEARLY COLLAPSING FROM THE BLOW!
(## TIME LIMIT: 4:49)
Deadprez: INSTINCT TAKES OVER AS HALSEY IS SEIZED AND THROWN OUT OF THE RING, FOCUS IMMEDIATELY SHIFTING BACK TO MONDRAIN AS HE LOOKS TO CONTINUE THE ONSLAUGHT-
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! DECEPTION AT ITS FINEST AS VINCENT FEIGNS THE DIZZINESS AND CIRCLES BEHIND WHEN JAKE APPROACHES!… LOOKING FOR SOULLESS ECLIPSE-
Deadprez: COUNTERED! JAKE SLIPS OUT AND LANDS BESIDE HIM, CIRCLING AROUND INSTANTLY!… BACKSTABBER DRIVES VINCENT DOWN!
Sienna Swann: LEAVES HIM KNEELING AND VULNERABLE, SWEETIE, AND NOW HE WANTS TO END THIS, THOUGH HONESTLY THE EXECUTION STILL LACKS REFINEMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: THE INTENT IS CLEAR, JAKE IS SETTING UP YET AGAIN FOR GOD COMPLEX-
Deadprez: THE KNEE MISSES AND BOTH ARE LEFT FACING EACH OTHER! VINCENT STRIKES JAKE PRECISELY WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT ONE TO HESITATE, JAKE RETALIATES INSTANTLY WITH A SHARP KICK TO THE KNEE THAT DESTABILIZES HIM YET AGAIN! HE BUILDS MOMENTUM AND SPRINTS BACK IN-
Sienna Swann: DROPKICK IN RESPONSE! SWEETIE, THAT WAS IMMACULATE TIMING, VINCENT SURGES BACK UP AND ABSOLUTELY EXPLODES JAKE WITH THAT DROPKICK, SENDING HIM CRASHING DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: MONDRAIN REACHES DOWN FOR JAKE WHO IS GROUNDED AND NOT YET FULLY RECOVERED, HOISTING HIM UP INTO THAT FAMILIAR POSITION!… SETTING UP FOR CERO-
Deadprez: DENIED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! JAKE DROPS DOWN AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, SLIPPING OUT OF THE POWERBOMB ATTEMPT AND TURNING IT AROUND IN ONE FLUID MOTION!… DRIVES VINCENT INTO THE CORNER WITH A BUCKLE BOMB INSTEAD! JAKE IS DOING EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS MEANS TO EVADE IMMINENT DANGER!
(## TIME LIMIT: 3:42)
Sienna Swann: THAT EXCHANGE HAS BROUGHT KINKADE BACK UP ONTO ONE KNEE JUST IN TIME, SWEETIE, AND DARYL FORCES HIMSELF ONWARD THROUGH SHEER ADRENALINE TO REGAIN MOMENTUM! JAKE ATTEMPTS TO CAPITALIZE BUT THAT WEAKENED ARM GIVES WAY AND DARYL POWERS THROUGH, SCALING UP TO THE SECOND ROPE!… DKO-
Gavin Kirkland: JUMPING NECKBREAKER CAUGHT IN MID AIR! JAKE SHUTS IT DOWN COMPLETELY! THIS IS A CLEAN SWEEP AND NO ONE CAN STOP HIM RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: ONE COMPETITOR STILL REMAINS AND THAT IS HALSEY NEEL, ENTERING THE RING WITH URGENCY AND CATCHING JAKE AS HE TURNS AROUND IN PANIC! SHE HOISTS HIM UP AND LOOKS TO DRIVE HIM DOWN WITH WHAT’S THE STORY, MORNING GLORY-
Sienna Swann: SHE IS SETTING FOR THAT AIR RAID CRASH, SWEETIE, BUT THE CONTROL IS NOT QUITE THERE AND IT SHOWS, JAKE SLIPS DOWN AND ROLLS HER THROUGH WITH A DOUBLELEG TAKEDOWN ATTEMPT! SHE IS SENT TUMBLING OVER ONTO HER KNEES AND HE RISES IMMEDIATELY!… AND FIRES OFF GOD COMPLEX-
Gavin Kirkland: HALSEY AVOIDS IT AND TRAPS THE LEG, TRANSITIONING SEAMLESSLY!… SHE LOCKS IN A ROLLING HEEL HOOK! SHE HAS TAKEN THE TITLE FROM HIM BEFORE AND SHE IS TRYING TO DO IT AGAIN!
Deadprez: PAIN TOLERANCE BEING TESTED AS JAKE FIGHTS THROUGH IT, DESPERATELY REACHING FOR THE ROPES AND REFUSING TO REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE!
(## TIME LIMIT: 1:12)
Sienna Swann: OH BUT LOOK AT THAT, SWEETIE, COMPLETELY TUNNEL VISIONED, AND IT COSTS HER VINCENT SURGES BACK UP AND BLASTS HER WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE THAT KNOCKS HER CLEAN AWAY AND SENDS HER SPILLING TO THE OUTSIDE! THAT IS HOW YOU TAKE CONTROL WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A DISASTER!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW VINCENT WAITS FOR JAKE TO RISE, CLEARLY HAMPERED BY THAT COMPROMISED LEG! HE STRUGGLES UP… WAIT, CAROLINE HAS RISEN FROM BEHIND AND HAS SOMETHING PREPARED AS VINCENT TURNS RIGHT INTO HER-
(SPRAY!)
Deadprez: OH MY GOD, THE MIST FROM CAROLINE!…
Gavin Kirkland: … BUT IT HITS JAKE INSTEAD! VINCENT GOT OUT OF THE WAY! THE MIST BLINDS HIM COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT! HE IS STAGGERED AND DISORIENTED!
Deadprez: AND VINCENT CAPITALIZES INSTANTLY, RUSHING IN FROM BEHIND TO SECURE THE WAISTLOCK ON CAROLINE AND DRIVING HER FORWARD INTO JAKE AS HE STUMBLES TOWARD THE OUTSIDE! THE CURRENT CHAMPION IS ON THE VERGE OF LOSING EVERYTHING! VINCENT ROLLS CAROLINE UP!
Sienna Swann: HOW UNFORTUNATE AND UTTERLY COINCIDENTAL THAT HAD TO BE, SWEETIE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: SUNSET FLIP! WAIT JUST A SECOND, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE DARYL SURGES BACK TO HIS FEET AND LEAPS OVER BOTH, DRAGGING VINCENT DOWN INTO A ROLL UP OFF THAT ATTEMPT ON CAROLINE!
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:47)
Sienna Swann: BUT WAIT, SWEETIE, HERE COMES HALSEY NEEL, FINALLY BACK ON HER FEET AND SCRAMBLING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO GET INTO THE RING AND BREAK THIS UP, EVEN IF SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY DISARRAYED DOING IT!
Deadprez: COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED ON THE OUTSIDE, JAKE IS UTTERLY NEUTRALIZED AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER!
Gavin Kirkland: AND VINCENT HAS BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD AS WELL! HE IS THE ONE BEING PINNED RIGHT NOW-
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:26)
Deadprez: NO, THE SHOULDERS ARE NOT FULLY DOWN YET, THE ROLL UP IS ONLY PARTIAL AND DARYL HAS TO START LEVERAGING HIS FOOTING, PUSHING OFF THE CANVAS TO FORCE THOSE SHOULDERS FLAT!
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:15)
Deadprez: THE REFEREE INITIATES THE COUNT NOW, THE SHOULDERS ARE FINALLY BEING DRIVEN DOWN DESPITE VINCENT ATTEMPTING TO RESIST, BUT DARYL FORCES IT THROUGH!
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:10)
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sienna Swann: THAT ENTIRE SEQUENCE JUST BOUGHT HER ENOUGH TIME, SWEETIE, AND EVEN WITH HOW FAR SHE WAS, SHE IS SOMEHOW SPRINTING BACK TOWARD THE RING!-
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:05)
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sienna Swann: SHE MAKES IT THERE AND LEAPS!….
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: HALSEY JUST ABOUT REACHES IT!
(DING DING DING!)
Deadprez: BUT IT IS TOO LATE, THE TIMING BETRAYS HER BY MERE SECONDS! DARYL HAS RECLAIMED THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN A PERFECTLY EXECUTED CLUTCH MOMENT RIGHT AS THE CLOCK EXPIRES!
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… DARYL KINKADE
(## Title Changes: 9)
(## Current Holder: Daryl Kinkade)
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:01)
(## TIME LIMIT: 0:00)
(DING DING DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!… AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!… DARYL KINKADE!
Deadprez: AMAZING! Daryl really escaped with that at the very last possible second to retain the title! After numerous title changes, it all returns to its rightful owner in one decisive moment!
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, this is actually my first time witnessing something like this live, and I must admit, it was rather impressive to sit through! Well, aside from having to watch Jake Smith wrestle, I am still undecided on him, though maybe that will change if he learns to present himself better!
Gavin Kirkland: An outstanding contest overall, and congratulations to Daryl Kinkade for yet another successful defense. There is certainly unfinished business for Jake and Caroline after everything that transpired, and Halsey Neel gave an admirable solo effort throughout this entire match. Meanwhile, her former partner continues to establish himself at a higher level.
Sienna Swann: More importantly, sweetie, THANK GOD Silas Mason does not get to walk away with anything positive tonight!
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
(‘New Devil’ by Asking Alexandria plays as Jake is seen on the outside, clutching his eyes in agony while officials rush to assist him after being blinded by the mist. Caroline sits in a conflicted, almost emotionless state, visibly stunned by the outcome, while Halsey Neel remains seated in the ring, looking up at Daryl with clear disappointment in herself. Vincent Mondrain and Silas Mason are both visibly frustrated on the outside, reacting to the result together. In the ring, Daryl celebrates triumphantly, raising the National Elite championship high into the air as he remains champion before Reasonable Doubt fades into a commercial break.)
(The graphics for the Next Match Appears)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TLC MATCH FOR AN OPPORTUNITY AT THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!
(“Twisted World” by The Sunstrokes began to play as the first entrant came slowly walking out, the stage covered with fog as BOA glared down at the ring. Taking notes at all the ladders, tables, and chairs set up for them to wreak havoc with. They smirk, slowly making their way down to the ring ignoring the fans that booed.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM ODESA, UKRAINE! WEIGHTING IN AT 177 POUNDS! “THE DARKCHYLDE” BOA!
Sienna Swann: I like the look, the makeup is a bit much though I don’t know what aesthetic that they are going for there. But a will give them credit on the muscles, they look nice and strong.
Gavin Kirkland: And they are! BOA has shown great promise since their debut, not only through their appearance but their physicality and mindset. If there is anyone that could make it far, it’s BOA and that’s mostly talking about their capability to brute force their way to the top.
(“Save You” by YUTA plays as Matthew Kazama made his way out next. Striking a pose in the middle of the stage, pause for a moment before making his way down to the ring. His eyes fixate on the contract that hangs above the ring.)
Gina Romano: AND FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA! WEIGHTING IN AT 220 POUNDS! MATTHEW KAZUMA!
Sienna Swann: Oh my goodness, keep that man away from me! Why is he all sweaty, did he come back from killing somebody?
Deadprez: Let’s not talk about Matthew Kazama like that, he is one of the most driven members on the Showdown roster and is the most willing to put it all on the line in order to win the match. In a match like this, that is what is needed from you.
(“WITH ME” by Jun Senoue plays as Christian Miyazaki makes his way out to the ramp. He paused for a moment before spreading his arms out, pyro raining behind him before he made his way down with the ring with a smile.)
Gina Romano: AND FROM SENDAI, JAPAN! WEIGHTING IN AT 235 POUNDS! HE IS “THE GOD OF THE MAT” CHRISTIAN MIYZAKI!
Sienna Swann: Love the presentation, I got to say I have a favorite already.
Gavin Kirkland: We say this a lot but we mean it this time around, Christian Miyazaki is one of the fastest rising stars in the industry and one of the newest in this match. Getting an opportunity like this, this soon would be huge in proving his nickname right!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: This match is underway, and these three competitors are already laser-focused on each other! In a match like this, anything goes and every person for themselves. There is no telling what could happen or what they are willing to do to get that opportunity.
Deadprez: I have seen people kill each other for nothing more than recognition, for a title opportunity, no matter what strap it is. You can guarantee that they are going to go the distance.
Sienna Swann: I have to say that I do love the look of a Championship around my waist. On others, too, I suppose, maybe a New Breed Championship will make one of them look more distinguished.
Gavin Kirkland: I think you look good with or without a Championship, Swann.
Sienna Swann: You’re too kind, but focus on the match, sweetie. It seems Christian and Matthew have established some truce, staring down BOA as hyenas stare down wounded animals.
(BOA looks at both Christian and Matthew, seeing themselves being enclosed as they step closer. BOA knew that it wasn’t going to go well, but despite the odds. BOA LUNGES forward! Attacking Christian Miyazaki first, but Matthew was quick enough to attack the back of BOA with a forearm strike!)
Gavin Kirkland: BOA being quickly overwhelmed by the two, sending them back into the corner and stomping at their midsection! Two boots hurt more than one as they say, and it looks like BOA is getting evidence of that.
Sienna Swann: While I can see the strategy, I can’t help but get the ick. Really, your first thought is to jump them? Seems very weak to me but I suppose I have no room to judge. Oh wait, I have all of the room to judge!
Deadprez: Well it certainly takes one person out of this match early, making the odds more 50/50. Christian and Matthew getting BOA back up, Irish whipping them into the rope! BOA coming back—
Gavin Kirkland: DUCKS UNDER A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! BOA PICKING UP MOMENTUM DUCKING A DOUBLE BACK ELBOW ATTEMPT! BOA COMING BACK—
Sienna Swann: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Taking those boys out like bowling pins. I got to say, BOA seems to be the result of both of the boys being merged together. Now I see why they had to jump them in the beginning, they nearly decapitated both.
Deadprez: And just like that, the whole game flips on its head! BOA just cleaned house, and now both Christian Miyazaki and Matthew Kazuma are laid out on the mat, trying to figure out what semi truck just hit them!
Gavin Kirkland: BOA isn’t wasting a single second either! They grab Matthew by the hair, yanking him up like he weighs nothing— AND THERE’S A STIFF FOREARM RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW! An impact like that can make your jaw spin off and onto the mat!
Sienna Swann: Oh Gavin, that is such a disgusting visual… very accurate, but very disgusting. But I have to say, Matthew’s face just got rearranged, and honestly? It might’ve been an improvement from how he looked before.
Deadprez: BOA turns right around— CHRISTIAN TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS! BUT NO! BOA CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! DOUBLES HIM OVER! AND A CLUBBING AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK SENDS CHRISTIAN CRASHING DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: BOA is in complete control now, this is what dominance looks like and puts their double team plan into context! BOA got both men exactly where they want them! Matthew trying to crawl to the ropes, Christian barely pushing himself up, his legs look like they can barely carry his weight!
Sienna Swann: And here comes BOA once again, I have seen that look before and it isn’t a pretty one. If I was the other two, I would try to get out of there as fast as I could.
Deadprez: BOA GRABS MATTHEW AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER-FIRST INTO CHRISTIAN! BOTH MEN COLLIDE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BOA using both of these men as weapons against each other, I don’t know if I have ever seen that before.
Gavin Kirkland: BOA now grabbing Christian Miyazaki, dragging him up— A HARD IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER! CHRISTIAN SLAMS HARD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HERE COMES BOA CHARGING IN!
Deadprez: RUNNING BODY SPLASH INTO THE CORNER! THAT CONNECTS FLUSH AND MAY HAVE BROKEN A FEW RIBS! Christian might be seeing stars right now!
Sienna Swann: You ever see the face men make when they get air knocked out of them? It’s so embarrassing, show an instant replay of it!
(INSTANT REPLAY: A HARD IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER! CHRISTIAN SLAMS HARD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, BOA CHARGING IN! RUNNING BODY SPLASH INTO THE CORNER!)
Gavin Kirkland: Poor guy, meanwhile Matthew staggers up behind BOA, trying to capitalize but BOA spins around— BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF KAZAMA! Matthew gets dropped immediately! BOA is cutting them off at every turn!
Deadprez: BOA is dictating the pace of this match, making sure everyone knows who the real threat of this match is! BOA grabs Matthew again— AND JUST TOSSES HIM THROUGH THE ROPES LIKE HE’S NOTHING!
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew spills out to the outside, crashing hard on the floor! And now BOA turns their attention back to Christian!
Sienna Swann: Oh, poor thing doesn’t even have time to breathe. Oh well!
Deadprez: BOA HAULS CHRISTIAN UP AND WITH RAW POWER LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS WELL! BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN SENT OUTSIDE THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: BOA stands tall in the center of the ring, and they just threw both of their opponents out like yesterday’s trash! This match has just started and I can tell there is a clear favorite in this match up. The question remains though, can they maintain this control?
Sienna Swann: If these two keep performing the way that they are, then I foresee BOA getting handed the win on a silver platter. Or maybe them snatching the platter, that makes more sense.
Deadprez: BOA isn’t finished, not even close as we are in the beginning phase of the matchup! Look at BOA now, they’re rolling out of the ring, stalking both Christian Miyazaki and Matthew Kazuma on the outside! The beating doesn’t stop just because you’re on the outside, they want to make sure you aren’t walking again.
Gavin Kirkland: This is where things get dangerous! With no rules out here, no protection, and weapons scattered all around, there is a guaranteed injury the longer they stay out here! BOA grabbing Christian by the legs now!
Sienna Swann: BOA seems to find new ways to fascinate me, what could they possibly be going for here?
Deadprez: BOA SWINGS CHRISTIAN AND JUST LAUNCHES HIM SHOULDED-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! GOOD LORD THE IMPACT! Christian clutching his shoulder! What did you say earlier, guaranteed injuries the longer they stay out here.
Gavin Kirkland: And I was proven right, you can hear that THUD all the way in the back rows! Christian collapses to the floor, clutching his shoulder in agony, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s dislocated! BOA is dismantling him piece by piece!
Sienna Swann: That was brutal. Absolutely brutal. I almost feel bad for the kid. Almost. Who am I kidding, that was funny. I hope they do it again!
Deadprez: BOA stepping forward, looking to continue the damage— BUT WAIT A MINUTE! MATTHEW KAZUMA FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF BOA! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! MATTHEW IS UNLOADING WITH THAT CHAIR!
Deadprez: HE’S NOT HOLDING BACK! EACH SHOT CRACKING ACROSS BOA’S BACK! BOA DROPPING DOWN TO A KNEE AND MATTHEW JUST KEEPS SWINGING!
Sienna Swann: There we go, finally figuring out how to fight back! Here I thought they forgot what stipulation that they were taking part in.
Gavin Kirkland: BOA IS DOWN! FINALLY DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE! And Matthew… Matthew isn’t done?!
Deadprez: OH NO…I don’t like this at all. Matthew’s positioning that chair he’s placing the edge of it right against BOA’s throat!
Gavin Kirkland: MATTHEW LIFTS THE CHAIR AND DRIVES IT DOWN!
Deadprez: RIGHT INTO THE NECK! THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR JUST JAMMED INTO BOA’S THROAT! THAT IS SICKENING!!
Gavin Kirkland: BOA IS WRITHING ON THE FLOOR, CLUTCHING THEIR NECK! THAT COULD DO SERIOUS DAMAGE!
Sienna Swann: Well that is certainly one way to take somebody out of the match, Kazama effectively limited their breathing and is now looking to ride that momentum a bit.
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew Kazuma isn’t wasting any time after that assault either, this is very smart! He’s grabbing a ladder from ringside and sliding it into the ring!
Deadprez: Matthew is looking to capitalize while both opponents are down! In a match like this, you gotta cherish moments like these because it could mean the difference between you winning this match or not!
Sienna Swann: I’m sure the people at home could’ve guessed with the contract hanging above the wrestlers head. But just in case they didn’t know, that is the objective of this match up.
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew sets that ladder up right in the center of the ring he’s got a clear path! And now he’s beginning the climb, first attempt of this match!
Deadprez: Each step bringing him closer to that Title Opportunity Contract! I bet he can already see the New Breed Championship in his future!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WAIT A MINUTE! CHRISTIAN MIYAZAKI IS BACK IN THE RING! SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING TO STOP HIM!
Sienna Swann: Guess Matthew wasn’t fast enough, he couldn’t even get half way up the ladder before getting dragged down by Christian. Maybe next time he’ll have a bit more urgency when it comes to winning a title opportunity.
Deadprez: BOTH MEN TRADING BLOWS NOW! Right hands back and forth, neither man giving an inch! Christian with a FOREARM! Matthew fires back! Christian again! Matthew’s losing his balance that may have been the opening Christian needed!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRISTIAN GETS THE ADVANTAGE! HE GRABS MATTHEW AND SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE LADDER!
Deadprez: THAT RATTLED THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE! MATTHEW IS DAZED! Christian keeping a hold of Kazama, not looking to let up on Matthew considering he is the healthiest person in this match right now! HE KEEPS A HOLD OF HIS ARM AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE LADDER ONCE AGAIN!
Sienna Swann: Again with the repetition, I don’t think Matthew is smart enough to catch on that maybe it isn’t good to get thrown face first into a ladder multiple times. Maybe one day he will learn.
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew collapses against the ropes, barely standing! Christian now rushing forward he’s looking to throw him out of the ring!
Deadprez: BUT MATTHEW HOLDS ON! HE’S NOT GOING ALONE! MATTHEW GRABS CHRISTIAN— AND PULLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH HIM! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: Both of these men fighting tooth and nail, trying to gain the advantage over one another. However it seems like none of them are budging. Neither man wants to even give them a chance to think they are winning!
Deadprez: Even after that nasty spill to the outside, SOMEHOW both Christian Miyazaki and Matthew Kazuma are slowly but surely back on their feet even after falling to the outside like that! I don’t even know how they’re standing right now and so soon!
Gavin Kirkland: Christian is clutching that arm, you can see the damage written all over his face, that’s the shoulder that was worked by BOA! That spill to the outside only made it worse, but he’s still fighting through it!
Sienna Swann: At this point it’s less about the skill that both of these men have and more about stubbornness they have in their hearts. Neither of them knows when to quit and that might be the hottest trait in a man.
Deadprez: And they’re right back to it! Trading strikes on the outside! FOREARMS from Matthew! Christian fires back with one of his own! Back and forth like in the ring, neither man backing down from one another!
Gavin Kirkland: Christian starting to get the upper hand now! Even with that injured arm, he’s digging deep, he grabs Matthew by the hair— AND SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Deadprez: You heard that impact, Kazama’s head bouncing off the table! Matthew is rocked! He can barely stay upright! With how hard Christian bounced his head off the table, I wouldn’t be surprised if that has led to a concussion of some kind.
Sienna Swann: I know I joked and said that he looks very, uneducated. But If his brain wasn’t scrambled before this point, it definitely is now.
Gavin Kirkland: Christian trying to press the advantage! He’s grabbing Matthew and looks like he’s going for a body slam right onto the announce table! Looking to really stamp Matthew’s exit ticket out of this match!
Deadprez: This could take Matthew completely out of the match! Christian wants to make sure there is one less person that he has to deal with in order to get a New Breed Champion opportunity—
Gavin Kirkland: OH LOOK BUT MATTHEW SLIPS OUT OF CHRISTIAN’S GRASP! HE SHOVES CHRISTIAN FORWARD— WAIT! OH MY GOD! BOA WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Deadprez: BOA JUST CUT CHRISTIAN IN HALF! RIGHT INTO THE FLOOR! THEY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE A BULLET!
Sienna Swann: Oh my GOD, now THAT is how you make an entrance! Christian just got obliterated, that was like watching a bird land on the tracks of a bullet train.
Gavin Kirkland: Pretty morbid visual, but quite accurate. Christian is down, clutching his midsection in agony! BOA just turned him inside out with that Spear!
Deadprez: Matthew stumbles back, realizing what just happened BOA is back in this, and they just made a statement in the most violent way imaginable! Now it looks like they are turning their attention towards Matthew!
Deadprez: BOA isn’t letting that Spear be the end of it, they’re right back on the attack! Matthew Kazuma barely has time to react—
Gavin Kirkland: BOA just starts unloading! Heavy forearms, clubbing blows, just battering Matthew where he stands! Just like at the beginning of this match, Matthew is at the mercy of BOA once again and this time they are ten times more angry than they were before!
Sienna Swann: This is getting hard to watch and not because it’s brutal, but because Matthew looks completely outclassed right now. I mean he could barely handle BOA when they were healthy, now with this much damage he’s practically a sitting duck!
Deadprez: BOA grabs him— AND TOSSES HIM HARD INTO THE BARRICADE! Matthew’s back slams against it and he drops down to a knee!
BOA: > (off mic) Don’t think it’s over, don’t for a second this is over. You’re mine boy, get your ass back up.
Gavin Kirkland: BOA drags him right back up! NO MERCY ON THEIR MIND ONCE SO EVER! THEY SEND HIM SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
Deadprez: Matthew collapses to the floor again! BOA is just dismantling him on the outside! Once again, a grave sight and deja vu from the start of this match! BOA wants to destroy both of these men tonight, not just win but to send a message to the Champion that is sure to be watching!
Sienna Swann: You always want to try to make a statement, to anyone who is watching. That is how you become feared and/or respected around here. And now look at BOA, they are going for the chair. I was wondering when they’d go back to that. I know they are a bit salty about what Kazama did to them.
Gavin Kirkland: BOA has a steel chair in hand now and you are completely right, you can even see it in their eyes they want revenge for what Matthew did! A chair shot from BOA definitely won’t feel like sunshine and rainbows that’s for sure!
Deadprez: BOA stalking forward, chair raised high Matthew’s in serious trouble here if this connects— WAIT! MATTHEW SPRINGS UP! JUMPING KICK RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: THE CHAIR JUST SLAMMED BACK INTO BOA’S FACE! WHAT A COUNTER! ONCE AGAIN AVOIDING THE WRATH OF BOA ONCE AGAIN!
Sienna Swann: I have to admit, that was quite impressive. Here I thought he was as good as dead there.
Deadprez: BOA staggers back, completely dazed— MATTHEW USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO SNATCH THE CHAIR OUT OF THEIR HANDS! MATTHEW DOESN’T HESITATE! HE SWINGS THE CHAIR! RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD OF BOA!! A SICKENING SHOT!
Gavin Kirkland: BOA DROPS BACKWARD! CRASHING DOWN TO THE FLOOR! THEY ARE DOWN AGAIN! BLOOD NOW LEAKING FROM THE HEAD OF BOA!
Sienna Swann: Jesus, you can tell he put all his power into that one swing. Does BOA owes him money, I can’t think of a reason you would want to practically attempt murder like that.
Deadprez: The only thing on his mind is the New Breed Championship, if that means giving BOA a massive headache then that is just what he is willing to do. Like right about now, Matthew Kazuma isn’t done yet, he turns his attention back to Christian Miyazaki, who’s still trying to recover after that massive spear—
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! HE JUST SLAMMED THE CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS CHRISTIAN’S HEAD! CHRISTIAN DROPS BACK DOWN INSTANTLY!
Sienna Swann: No mercy being had by Matthew here, that’s good, really good actually this is the mentality of a winner. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t mess it up.
Deadprez: Matthew standing in the middle of the wreckage now, looking at both BOA and Christian laid out and I think he’s got something even more dangerous in mind! Because he isn’t going back into the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: What could he have in mind, I hope it’s something that can help him secure this match. Otherwise, this might be a big waste of time for Kazama.
Deadprez: Matthew begins clearing off the announce table! Papers, monitors, everything getting thrown aside! He’s exposing that hard surface!
Sienna Swann: Oh come on! That was my make up kit! He’s going to have to pay for that!
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew dragging BOA up first, placing them on top of the announce table! BOA barely conscious! Now Christian too! Matthew stacking BOTH of his opponents on that table side by side! What is he thinking?! He’s not done it seems, he’s grabbing a ladder! A tall one at that!
Deadprez: Matthew begins the climb! Rung by rung! Matthew is climbing higher and higher and the entire arena is on their feet! It looks like it can touch the ceiling from there! This is a career-altering height right now! He’s at the top of that large ladder!
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew Kazuma standing at the peak of that ladder, looking down at both BOA and Christian laid out on the announce table! He can’t back down now! He has to commit to what could possibly be the biggest moment in his career! High risk and even high reward if he can stick this landing!
Sienna Swann: He’s hesitating, even though he knows how stupid this is. There is no shame of backing down now, sure you’ll look like a coward but hey you’ll be a coward that is still alive too—
Deadprez: NO WAY! HE’S ACTUALLY GOING FOR IT! JUMPING OFF THE LADDER WITH A SWANTON BOMB! THIS COULD TAKE THEM ALL OUT AT ONCE!
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Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A MINUTE! BOA AND CHRISTIAN MOVED! MATTHEW JUST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE ALL BY HIMSELF! OH MY GOD!
Deadprez: THE TABLE EXPLODES ON IMPACT! WOOD AND DEBRIS EVERYWHERE! MATTHEW IS OUT COLD! TAKING THE FULL FORCE OF THAT IMPACT!
Sienna Swann: …And that folks is exactly why you don’t take unnecessary risks. Congratulations, you just played yourself.
Deadprez: BOA and Christian roll off to the sides, barely avoiding disaster but Matthew Kazuma just might have taken himself completely out of this match! An unfortunate circumstance, but the match moves forward. BOA and Christian, are crawling now. BOA and Christian Miyazaki are dragging themselves back into the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Matthew Kazuma is completely out in front of us, he might need medical attention immediately so that leaves these two to tear each other apart inside the ring! Hopefully this match can end without taking another person out.
Sienna Swann: Come on, you think this match is going to end without one of these two also possibly dying in front of us. Come on sweetie, you’re a lot smarter than that.
Deadprez: Christian slides that steel chair back into the ring with him, he’s got something in mind here! That steel chair has been extremely effective against BOA so far in this match!
Gavin Kirkland: BOA is slowly getting back to their feet, still feeling the effects of everything that’s happened— AND CHRISTIAN STRIKES FIRST! CHAIR TO THE MIDSECTION! BOA DOUBLES OVER!
Deadprez: AND A SECOND SHOT ACROSS THE BACK! BOA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! Christian taking control now! He sets the chair up in the center of the ring, what is he thinking here? Christian backs up, measuring BOA…HE CHARGES FORWARD! LEAPS OFF THE CHAIR—
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BOA CATCHES HIM OUT OF MID-AIR! WHAT STRENGTH BY BOA! WHO TOSS CHRISTIAN WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD SUPLEX! INTO THE CORNER!
Sienna Swann: And just like that, his little highlight reel moment turns into a disaster. I’m not against showing off but if you are going to do it, at least make sure to do it right.
Deadprez: BOA isn’t done, backing up into the opposite corner looking for that SPEAR that has taken of Christian one time in this match! Christian stumbling back to his feet, I don’t think he knows what’s coming! BOA WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR—
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CHRISTIAN KICKS BOA IN THE HEAD BEFORE THEY GET IT OFF! CHRISTIAN NOW, GRABBING THE ARM FROM BEHIND! FLIPPING THEM AROUND GOING FOR THE “INFINITE MONEY SPREAD”—
Deadprez: BOA DUCKS UNDER HITTING THE ROPES AND BACK TOWARDS CHRISTIAN WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR! “BOARRR”! “BOARRRR” CONNECTS!
Sienna Swann: That might’ve been the hardest one delivered tonight! Christian is completely out of it, they are not in good shape right now.
(BOA kneels for a bit, they have blood leaking down their face onto the mat, and is clearly in a dazed state. However, they found the strength to grab Christian and use the final amount of their strength to toss them out of the ring. They smirk, stumbling to the ladder that has been in place since the opening stages of the match.)
Gavin Kirkland: BOA has shown incredible strength and resilience throughout the entirety of the match, and in the end this was their moment to show the world what they are capable of.
Deadprez: BOA at the top of the ladder, reaching for the contract. This match is as good as over. I have got to say it was a hard fought battle, but it seems that BOA resolve was just a lot higher then the others.
Sienna Swann: Congratulations, BOA might not be as bad as I thought they were— WHAT THE HELL?!
(# CLANK!)
(Before BOA could grab the contract, Christian climbs on the apron and desperately throws a chair directly at the head of BOA! Knocking them out before they could reach the contract!)
Gavin Kirkland: CHRISTIAN WITH A LAST MINUTE SURGE JUST THREW A CHAIR AT BOA AND NOW HE IS ENTERING THE RING, MOVING AS FAST AS HE CAN TO THE LADDER!
Deadprez: NO WAY! CHRISTIAN USING HIS STRENGTH TO TIP OVER THE LADDER! BOA IS DAZED THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING!
(THE LADDER TIPS OVER AND BOA FALLS OFF THE LADDER TO THE OUTSIDE, CRASHING THROUGH A TABLE!)
Sienna Swann: NO WAY! Christian pulled a fast one! Now he’s setting the ladder back, climbing up and towards the contract. There is no way…
(Christian smiles, as he unclips the contract and waves it in the air.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NUMBER 1 CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…CHRISTIAN MIYAZAKI!
Gavin Kirkland: We thought that BOA had won, after the BOAR and everything, it seemed like BOA had victory almost guaranteed. But I guess you can’t count out the “God of the Mat”.
Deadprez: A desperate chair throw was all he needed in order to change this match result in an instant, securing himself a chance to become New Breed Champion.
Sienna Swann: Let’s not take away from the others tonight, I mean sure they didn’t win and yet this match may have taken 5 years off their careers but…what was I going to say again? Oh right, congratulations Christian Miyazaki.
(They show the carnage at ringside as medical checks on Matthew Kazama who was finally responsive, and then BOA who was laying in the wooden rubble of the table. Christian walks up the ramp, holding up his contract giving it a kiss before the scene fades out.)
(The graphics for the next match appears.)
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(The following footage was filmed earlier in the evening by an assortment of bystanders, dashcams, and security cameras. The footage has been edited together for your viewing experience.)
Ryan Wilson: Good kitty! Aren’t you a pretty kitty?!?!
(Ryan Wilson’s breath could be seen in the cold evening air. He huddled in a multicolored jacket for warmth as he browsed the aisles of the bodega. He smiled warmly as a soft looking kitten was seen relaxing atop one of the shelves in the produce section.)
Ryan Wilson: So soft! 😀
(Ryan Wilson would reach his hand out towards the fluffy ball of fur-)
Kitten: hisses angrily
(Ryan Wilson withdrew his hand quickly in surprise.)
Ryan Wilson: Now what did you go and do that for? It’s me! Ryan Wilson! I am a kind and trustworthy fellow. 😀
Kitten: :usure:
Ryan Wilson: Now don’t you look at me like that…
(Ryan Joseph Wilson was not taking the rejection he had suffered at the hands of this feline well. He sulked off down the aisle and walked up to the counter. He placed the things he intended to purchase up on the counter. He wasn’t buying much. He wasn’t really here for shopping after all.)
Ryan Wilson: I was told to meet Damien Kutcher here for our New York City Street Fight. ChatGPT told me that this is where we were gonna meet up.
Cashier: No sé señor. Whomst?
(The cashier shrugged and began to ring up his items. Ryan Wilson was purchasing a Mountain Dew Baja Blast to quench his thirst as he waited for Damien Kutcher’s late arrival. He also bought a small bag of Takis as well as a pack of condoms. For Ryan Wilson knew that once he defeated Damien in this New York City Street Fight the bitches would be all over him.)
Ryan Wilson: Tonight is gonna be a good night ya feel me???
(The cashier gave Ryan a doubtful look as he finished ringing up the items he had purchased. Ryan did not appreciate the insinuations implied by the man’s gaze but soon found himself distracted by an item he saw on the wall nearby.)
Ryan Wilson: Hmm… that could be useful.
(Ryan reached up and grabbed a nail gun off the wall. He also grabbed a box of nails and told the cashier he was buying that too. He had a fight to win after all and this could be a lot of fun.)
Cashier: This is for this whatever the fuck his name is Darren Kushner?
Ryan Wilson: Damien Kutcher. I’m gonna nail his ass to these streets!
Cashier: Well that is probably the only person you will be nailing tonight amigo.
Ryan Wilson: ???
(Ryan Wilson considered lunging over the counter to assault the bodega cashier. Something in his soul told him that the only pussy this guy got was the cats covering the shelves of his bodega. However, he knew deep down it was a waste of energy and he must save it for the fight. That is if he was even having one.)
Ryan Wilson: Where THE FUCK is Damien?
???: Did you say Damien? Damien Kutcher?
(Outside, a number of men dressed in all black and wearing face masks were seen loitering about. They checked their surroundings. On the side wall of the bodega was a mural of Goku fighting Vegeta which had been tagged over with numerous logos, names, and signatures from the friendly locals. They took note of Ryan Wilson inside as they came inside.)
???: Hmm ginger hair. Bushy beard. Looks like he is ready for a fight. I think we found our man.
(The bodega cashier suddenly jumped up over the counter as he fled quickly down the aisles. He slipped on some fallen produce on the floor but quickly recovered and hurled himself through a back door of the bodega. He was gone before he could even notice that the men in black were not chasing after him. A number of other employees who had been in the back storeroom were also seen escaping out of the back door and fleeing down the alleyway into the night.)
Ryan Wilson: ??? What is even going on here?
(One of the men in black stepped forward behind Ryan blocking off the escape path that the cashier had just used. As he moved Ryan noticed the chest of one of the men who had the insignia of the Punisher proudly displayed. Another man turned around to close the door of the bodega and lock it behind him. As he did so, Ryan saw the Blue Lives Matter flag adorned on the back of his heavily padded looking uniform. For the first time Ryan started to feel a little concerned.)
Ryan Wilson: Now wait just a minute-
(One of the men approached Ryan Wilson and flashed a badge at him.)
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ICE Agent: Sir I am an agent of the Department of Homeland Security. We would like you to answer a few questions. You speak English buddy? Huh? You know this is America right? You know where you are boy? What are you doing here tonight?
Ryan Wilson: ??? I’m an EAW Elitist. I’m here for a New York City Street Fight against Damien Kutcher…
ICE Agent: Hmmm… a street fight you say… So we can assume that you were considering committing acts of great violence in our peaceful city?
Ryan Wilson: It’s a wrestling match…
ICE Agent: Right… We will see about that. Now can we see your paperwork sir? We just need to know that you are here legally and we will be on our way.
(Ryan Wilson’s heart began pounding heavily in his chest. He had not in fact brought his paperwork. Beneath his jacket he was wearing his wrestling gear as well as some padding for his knees and elbows. However, he had not thought to bring his ID or anything else that he worried he might end up losing in the course of tonight’s Street Fight.)
Ryan Wilson: I uh… I don’t have it.
ICE Agent: I see… Do you consent to a search of your person?
Ryan Wilson: Ummm…
ICE Agent: Thank you for consenting.
(The officers began to approach Ryan and tear his jacket off and begin searching through it. Ryan notices one of the officers pocketing his change from his recent purchase.)
ICE Agent: Where are you from boy?
Ryan Wilson: I’m from Montréal! It’s a great city! Have you ever been? :flag_ca:
(Ryan said this with pride however the officers did not seem to be impressed. They looked at each other briefly and nodded.)
ICE Agent: Canada eh? Just as Damien told us. Looks like we have a confession here boys!
(The officers began to circle around Ryan and moved in closer.)
Ryan Wilson: Damien? What are you talking abou-
(Suddenly the officers unleashed batons and began violently bringing them down on top of Ryan Wilson’s head. Before he knew it he had been taken down to the ground with his arms behind his back. One of the officers took out some zip ties and handcuffed him tightly by the wrists.)
Ryan Wilson: Ahhh let me goo! Let me goooo!!! Noooooo!
(One of the officers put their hand down over Ryan’s mouth to stop him from screaming. Another agent put his knee down on the back of Ryan’s neck. One of the agents walked up to the counter and picked up the nail gun.)
ICE Agent: Heh. You won’t be needing this where you’re going!
(The agent reached down and grabbed Ryan by the back of his hair and hauled him up to his feet. He was shoved over the counter and then backwards towards the door. One of the agents unlocked the door and Ryan was thrown outside into the cool spring air. Ryan almost fell onto the sidewalk but he was kept up by the harsh grip of one of the agents. Ryan was shoved towards a large metal van which had been parked nearby.)
Ryan Wilson: Easy. No need for the violence!
ICE Agent: This is the part where you shut up and hope we don’t start to feel a lil bit “threatened” if ya catch our meaning.
(One of the ICE Agents was shown fucking around with the nail gun blasting off a few bolts into the air and laughing.)
Ryan Wilson: …
(As he approached the driver of the vehicle emerged. This agent was much larger than the others. He appeared to be about 6’4. Perhaps about 240 pounds. He was smiling widely at Ryan as he pulled down his face mask.)
Ryan Wilson: ??? The fuck is this???
Damien Kutcher: Hello Ryan! Sorry about the misdirection. You know I was really looking forward to our New York City Street Fight. However, I also had to do my civic duty as an American…
Ryan Wilson: Tabarnak…
Damien Kutcher: Have you ever been to El Salvador Ryan? The weather is probably a lot nicer than New York this time of year. Either way. You won’t be coming back here. You won’t be stepping foot on my streets again. These are MY STREETS Ryan. You should have understood that.
(Ryan Wilson lunged forward and headbutt Damien Kutcher. Damien staggered backwards and fell into the side of the metal van. However, Ryan was still being restrained by four other masked men who quickly threw him into the ground. Ryan coughed up a combination of dirt and snow as the officers picked him back up.)
Damien Kutcher: You bitch… You think you can do this shit to me? These streets are my streets Ryan! My fucking streets! We should have never let you return to EAW!
(Damien Kutcher grabbed Ryan and threw him into the back of the van. The other officers began to put down their weapons and other belongings into the back of the van having completed their operation successfully.)
Damien Kutcher: You know what guys… You have all done such a great job getting this dangerous illegal into custody. Why don’t you take the rest of the night off? I got this handled. I’ll keep him “company” before we drive him to the secure facility. He’s no threat now. Besides if he gets uppity… Well we don’t want you guys to be held responsible. I’m sure you all have families to feed.
ICE Agent: Good point Damien. We are just a few years away from collecting our fat bonuses! You got this! Come on boys. There’s a hot strip joint on this block. Let me introduce you to Saffron she has absolutely massive ti-
(Damien Kutcher slammed the van doors shut as he waited until the other officers were out of sight entering into a nearby strip club. Several women in thongs with BBLs were shown twerking in the snow outside the club. Damien thought they looked hot but also that they looked cold.)
Damien Kutcher: Enjoy your night fellas. I know I sure will. :mjgrin:
(Damien laughed and began to drive down the street. It still felt like winter despite being spring and there was a light snow in the air. It flurried down upon the streets and Damien knew he had to be careful in driving his captive away. A madness had possessed Damien this evening he was fully aware. Part of him wanted to drive Ryan all the way down to Atlanta and give him the assbeating of a lifetime.)
Damien Kutcher: Hmm that would be a long drive however…
(In truth, Damien did not like what he had resorted to tonight. It was just…)
Damien Kutcher: This motherfucker makes me so mad!
(Damien punched the steering wheel in rage before recomposing himself.)
(POP!)
Damien Kutcher: ???
(Ryan Wilson had claimed to be from the streets. Damien Kutcher could not get such a statement as that out of his mind. It had enraged him more than he thought possible. In fact for weeks now he had thought of very little else. He was of the streets not Ryan. Ryan must be made to understand this.)
Damien Kutcher: I know exactly where I’m gonna take you Ryan. You don’t deserve to be on these streets.
(POP! POP!)
(Damien Kutcher turned a corner and began to drive towards the New York City Harbor.)
Damien Kutcher: I’m going to throw your bitch ass right into that nasty ass polluted harbor Ryan! It’s just where you belong motherfucker! With the rest of the filth! We are lucky we are not on the pristine streets of Atlanta Ryan… Because that is far too good for the likes of you…
(POP! POP! CLANG! CLANG!)
Damien Kutcher: The fuck is that noise?!?!
(The camera panned out dramatically to the snowy New York streets as Damien Kutcher hurled the ICE van through the increasingly heavy downpour of snow. As the camera faded back in through the harsh weather, a hand could be seen emerging from the roof of the van.)
Ryan Wilson: Those dumb motherfuckers-
(Ryan Wilson threw the nail gun up onto the roof of the ICE van as he climbed through the hole he had carved in the ceiling.)
Ryan Wilson: It’s fucking cold. I wish they had left me my jacket at least.
(The agents had not left Ryan his jacket. However, they had left their gear as well as the nail gun just lying about. Clearly these were not the brightest of bulbs. It had taken some maneuvering but Ryan had managed to get his zip ties down over the nail gun and use it to free himself. He then managed to use the nail gun to puncture a hole in the ceiling. The van appeared to be armored but the ceiling was a weak point and it seemed that the DHS had cheaped out on it for some reason.)
Ryan Wilson: I’ve gotta be careful now-
(Ryan Wilson nearly slipped on ice as he pulled himself up atop the ICE van. He held on tightly however as Damien turned another corner. Ryan slowly crawled across towards the front of the van. Part of him thought he should just climb down the back of the van and escape. But another part of him-)
Ryan Wilson: This motherfucker gotta fucking die.
(The camera cut back into the van where Damien Kutcher was seen jamming to all time legendary New York rap hits.)
Damien Kutcher: I got a hundred guns a hundred clips-
(Suddenly the window shattered next to Damien sending glass shards flying everywhere.)
Damien Kutcher: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK-
(Damien reached up to his neck and felt liquid. He felt something hard and metal protruding from his neck. He tried to pull it out but before he could he had an entire man’s legs wrapped around his neck.)
Damien Kutcher: FUCK!!!
(Ryan Wilson had thrown himself into the van through the window and wrapped his legs around the neck of Damien! Ryan fell sideways and tossed Damien into the passenger’s seat with a Hurricanrana. However-)
Civilian: (on the phone) Wow! I just got back from spring break and am feeling so relaxed! I can’t wait to see you again baby gurl. You know none of those chicas in Jamaica can do it like you. They was just for fun. You a serious bitch! Wait hello? HELLO-
(The man turned around to see a massive van skidding across the snow and ice headed directly for him. He screamed in terror and dove out of the way just barely avoiding it. The van tipped over and crashed at high speed into the kiosk of a nearby parking garage. Luckily the kiosk did not appear to be manned as a the van soon erupted into flames turning the surroundings into a blazing inferno.)
Civilian: Umm… are you guys alright in there???
(Two flaming bodies slowly pulled themselves out of the wreckage. Despite their clothes being covered in flames they were throwing punches at each other. Their hatred and rage having seemingly made them immune to the immense pain that it must be causing them.)
Civilian: Yeah… I’ll just let y’all keep on with yo bad selves…
(The man backed away slowly and ignored whatever was going on as Damien and Ryan continued to throw punches at each other in the streets. Ryan pulled Damien backwards sending him face first into the side of the wrecked van. Damien then tumbled into a snow bank pulling Ryan with him and dousing the flames.)
Ryan Wilson: You wanna call ICE on me you lil bitch? You love ice so much? Here you go!
Damien Kutcher: AHHH!!
(Ryan Wilson drove a shard of ice down hard into the arm of Damien. The shard inserted deep into the muscle tissue of Damien lodging itself inside. Damien tried to pull it out but Ryan headbutted him backwards. Ryan then snapped off the icicle inside the arm of Damien so he would not be able to grab it and pull it off.)
Ryan Wilson: I should stab another one in your throat.
(Damien Kutcher grabbed his neck where he found the metal object that he had felt lodged in there earlier. He came to realize that he did indeed have a nail lodged in his throat. He had an icicle lodged in his arm as well and Damien was in quite a lot of pain understandably.)
???: What the hell is going on here? NYPD! FREEZE!
(Ryan Wilson turned around nervously as he noticed the arrival of an NYPD cop car. Damien Kutcher put his hands up in the air as two uniformed officers emerged from the vehicle to confront them.)
Cop: What in tarnation is going on here?
Ryan Wilson: New York City Street Fight. EAW wrestling match.
Cop: Ahh I see. Oh shit. You’re Ryan Wilson and Damien Kutcher! Big EAW fan! Or I used to be. Kinda fell off imo. Kinda mid now imo. If you see Ronan Malosi tell him I was his biggest fan! It’s just not the same without him!
Ryan Wilson: Oh nah you did not just-
(Damien Kutcher suddenly jumps Ryan Wilson from behind and drives him into the concrete with a Tornado DDT running off the hood of the NYPD car for extra momentum before slamming him head first. Damien then climbs on top of the cop car and aura farms for the numerous civilians watching and filming the commotion.)
Damien Kutcher: Yeah y’all take a good look. I’m a big fucking deal yo! Big dawg!
Cop: Well I’ll just let you guys carry on then with your lil matchy match. Have a good day my good men!
(Damien Kutcher climbed down off the cop car as the police drove off to leave them alone seemingly sanctioning the match and allowing it to continue regardless of the immense property damage that had already been inflicted upon the city.)
Damien Kutcher: Get yo ass inside hoe.
(Damien Kutcher threw Ryan Wilson towards the nearby parking garage. Next to the parking garage was a large luxury hotel. Damien recognized it as the one that had been booked for the EAW wrestlers. A number of fans were seen waiting in the lobby for the chance to meet the wrestlers at the hotels. Very rude and unprofessional in Damien’s opinion but some of these fans were straight up psycho stalkers for real.)
Ryan Wilson: You comin’ with me then!
(Ryan Wilson slammed Damien Kutcher’s head hard off the hood of a nearby vehicle.)
Ryan Wilson: We gotta keep yo ass away from these cars Damien!
(SLAM!)
Ryan Wilson: You can’t drive for shit!
(SLAM!)
Ryan Wilson: You say you bout these streets but you sure as shit shouldn’t be driving on em!
(SLAM! SLAM!)
Ryan Wilson: You drive like Spongebob tryna get his license!
(SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!)
???: Ayyy Ryan you wanna smoke some crack homie?
Ryan Wilson: Da fuck is that?
???: Nah dawg he a Snow Mexican. Ask if he wanna do some coke instead.
Ryan Wilson: ???
(Ryan Wilson turned around and noticed an open door in the side of the parking garage. It looked like a janitorial closet but there were several crackheads lying around inside of it. Somehow Ryan had stumbled upon a crack den while he was trying to beat Damien’s ass.)
Damien Kutcher: You should take them up on their offer Ryan. Go get high on drugs cuz you sure as shit never gonna be gettin’ high up in EAW!
(Ryan Wilson hit a Curb Stomp on Damien Kutcher into the cement to shut him up. However, one of the crackheads emerged and started searching the unconscious Damien’s pockets.)
Ryan Wilson: Wait… don’t I know you from somewhere?
Referee: Yeah my bad. I was supposed to show up for your match but I forgot. I’m here now tho. We good right?
Ryan Wilson: Uhh sure… Count the pin for me?
Referee: I GOT YOU!
(Ryan Wilson went for the pin as the crackhead ref slid dramatically across the pavement to make the first count of the night.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: …
Ryan Wilson: ???
Referee: lights up the crack pipe
Ryan Wilson: Come the fuck on!
Referee: Just a sec… This is gonna be real good.
(But Ryan Wilson had lost his patience. He took the crack pipe away from the referee and slammed it angrily down on the ground.)
Referee: Fuck you then. I’m not counting your damn pins.
Ryan Wilson: Fuck you say?
Referee: Fine I’ll count it. But you gotta buy me another one with the match winnings.
Ryan Wilson: … Deal.
Referee: DING! DING! DING!
Ryan Wilson: What are you doing?
Referee: Starting the match bozo. Fuck you think?
(Ryan Wilson returned to the pin as the referee made the count.)
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNN-
Referee: Oooh bad luck dawg. Looks like he kicked out. Oh well.
(Ryan Wilson angrily stomped on Damien Kutcher who had come back to life. Ryan ground Damien’s face into the ground right into the glass shards of the broken crack pipe before pulling him up yet again.)
Ryan Wilson: You love these streets so much? How about you return to them.
(Ryan Wilson ran towards the side of the parking garage and threw Damien Kutcher over the railing. Luckily they were only on the second floor of the parking garage so it was not that far of a drop. But Damien’s body still made a crunching noise and a splat when he crashed into the pavement below. Ryan Wilson grabbed the crackhead ref by the shirt and dragged him away from the crack den and back out to the streets to go after Damien.)
Ryan Wilson: Fuck he go?
(Unfortunately for Ryan, Damien had vanished. Ryan turned around looking for him-)
Damien Kutcher: RIGHT HERE BITCH!
(Damien Kutcher appeared out of nowhere swinging a baseball bat. He smashed it right into the skull of Ryan. Damien reached up to the back of his skull which was dripping red blood from his fall out of the parking garage. But he was somehow back on his feet and still fighting. He picked up the bat again and slammed it down into Ryan Wilson’s skull which was now bleeding as well.)
Damien Kutcher: An eye for an eye you piece of trash! I should have never let you back into my EAW. Kept you off my streets! You ain’t welcome here bitch!
(Damien Kutcher threw Ryan Wilson into the side of a dumpster outside the hotel that the EAW Elitists were staying at. Damien began to open up the dumpster to throw Ryan inside but suddenly Ryan elbowed him in the gut. Ryan reached into the dumpster and pulled out a hacksaw and slashed right across Damien’s face!)
Damien Kutcher: AHH FUCK!
(Ryan Wilson had a demonic look on his face as he came after Damien with the hacksaw.)
Damien Kutcher: Fuck outta here with that!
(Damien Kutcher ducked as Ryan Wilson swung the hacksaw right at his neck. Damien grabbed Ryan and connected outta nowhere with the FACE THE MUSIC right to the pavement! Damien laughed as he picked up the hacksaw.)
Damien Kutcher: You don’t need them arms Ryan. Cuz you never gonna have a championship to hold up anyway. Lemme fix that for you.
(Damien Kutcher began sawing back and forth on the upper arm of Ryan Wilson. Blood sprayed everywhere as Ryan screamed in pain. However, once Damien got down to the bone he found that the hacksaw wasn’t really cut out for sawing the entire arm of Ryan Wilson off. It was a rather dull blade he found and that was probably why it had been thrown in the trash.)
???: Oh myyy what do we have here???
Damien Kutcher: Shit someone is coming…
(The entire alleyway next to the hotel had become a blood covered mess. But someone was coming and Damien knew he had to act fast. He quickly tossed Ryan into the dumpster along with the bloody hacksaw and turned to see who it was. She looked familiar but Ryan could not quite place where he had seen her before.)
Mysterious Woman: Hey you are that famous pro wrestler right? We have been waiting at the hotel for a big strong man like you! Oh dear what is this mess out here?
Damien Kutcher: Umm… I was uh… eating spaghetti…
Mysterious Woman: Mmmm spaghetti is so fine! You should treat me to some sometime big boi!
Damien Kutcher: I’m kinda busy right now. I’m sure you’re great and all.
Mysterious Woman: Looks like just the sauce spilled absolutely everywhere! You know I love to eat noodles as well as them big juicy meatballs. <3 <3 <3
Damien Kutcher: Ma’am this is a crime scene.
Mysterious Woman: Crime scene? The only crime is that you haven’t come back with me and my girls back up to our suite. You know we got the hot tub room toni-
???: Ah there you ladies are! I was looking all over for you!
Damien Kutcher: What the? What are you doing here?
Akari Kiyoko: Oh hey Damien. I was just chilling at the hotel. I got a big match with Impact tonight and was just resting up.
Damien Kutcher: Yeah well I’m kinda busy right now.
(Damien Kutcher gestured to the bloody corpse of Ryan Wilson dragging himself out of the dumpster like a zombie. Half of his flayed arm was peeling off exposing the bone beneath and he was covered in garbage as he fell out of the dumpster and made a splat on the ground.)
Akari Kiyoko: Oh right… The New York Street Fight! How’s that going partner?
Damien Kutcher: It’s going.
Akari Kiyoko: Haha I can tell! Well good luck brother! Bring that victory home for Showtime!
(Damien Kutcher watched on as Akari Kiyoko led the fine ladies away and back into the hotel leaving him alone in the dark blood covered alleyway with a half dead Ryan Wilson. Damien sighed as he picked up the hacksaw and returned to the task at hand.)
Damien Kutcher: I really hate that it has had to be like this Ryan. But you should have understood that you ain’t shit.
Ryan Wilson: No… NO! I’m a veteran… I’m important to EAW!
Damien Kutcher: You’re not Ryan. You’re trying to sell yourself your own importance because you’re as intimidating as a BBL.
(Ryan Wilson tried to struggle. He flailed his sawed arm weakly at the side of Damien’s head but it had no effect. Damien laughed and backhanded Ryan with his ring finger taking him down to the pavement. Damien then climbed on top of Ryan and grabbed his other arm and began sawing furiously.)
Ryan Wilson: …
(Ryan Wilson would black out at that point. The pain was far too much for him to bear and he lost consciousness. The last thing he could remember was lying in a pool of blood. The blood growing deeper and deeper by the second covering him. Covering his face. Covering his eyes. Until all that was left was red.)
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Ryan Wilson: It’s over…
( … )
( .. )
( . )
Kitten: No Ryan… It’s not over…
Ryan Wilson: ???
Kitten: You can do this Ryan! I’m here now! I’m here for you!
Ryan Wilson: A cat…
Kitten: I’m a kitten Ryan. Don’t you see how small and cuddly I am?
Ryan Wilson: I do see that… You followed me here?
Kitten: I did Ryan. I knew you would need me. Now more than ever.
Ryan Wilson: Yes… I do need you… Wait… kittens can’t talk…
(Ryan Wilson wiped the blood away from his eyes. He could barely see Damien Kutcher nearly strangling the crackhead ref near the dumpster. Apparently he had not finished counting three yet again and Damien was mad about it. Ryan looked to his side and saw the small kitten near him.)
Ryan Wilson: Damien…
Kitten: Meow! :smile_cat:
Ryan Wilson: Oh right the kitten-
Damien Kutcher: Count the motherfucking pin! He’s fucking dead! I’m the winner! I OWN THESE STREETS!
Referee: Fine. Damn.
Ryan Wilson: DAMIEN!
(Damien Kutcher put the referee down after hearing Ryan’s voice and turned around-)
Ryan Wilson: These… are… MY STREETS!
(Suddenly Ryan Wilson snatched the kitten off the ground with one hand clenched tighly. He hurled the kitten at full speed towards Damien Kutcher’s skull. The kitten screamed in terror as it flew across the alleyway. Damien did not have time to duck as the kitten smashed right into his face, claws extended.)
Damien Kutcher: AHH NO! MY EYES!
(The kitten was freaking out as it latched onto Damien’s face claws digging into his eyeball sockets. Damien fell backwards and smashed his head into the side of the dumpster. Damien eventually managed to rip the kitten off his face.)
Damien Kutcher: FUCKING SHIT IS THIS?!?!
(Damien Kutcher slammed the kitten hard into a brick wall. It fell hard down to the ground before running away fleeing down the alley in terror from the abuse it had just suffered.)
Damien Kutcher: Fuck this shi-
(However, in his confusion Damien had not seen Ryan Wilson was back to his feet and standing right behind him! Ryan pulled Damien into a Small Package!!!)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!)
(The crackhead referee was seen banging a dirty looking spoon against the side of the dumpster indicating that the match was over and Ryan Wilson had won. Ryan Wilson fell backwards in pain covered in blood despite having somehow pulled off the victory. Damien Kutcher sat there in disbelief as he came too completely unable to believe what had just occurred.)
Damien Kutcher: Fuck this shit. FUCK!
Ryan Wilson: I won Damien! I own these streets! Get the fuck out of my city!
Damien Kutcher: The fuck you say…
(Damien Kutcher was still in much better condition than Ryan Wilson despite his victory. He advanced towards him clearly not willing to take this defeat lying down. If he wanted to, he could end Ryan Wilson’s life right here and right now.)
Damien Kutcher: …
(However, Damien turned and walked away. He put his fist through a wall angrily as he walked away from the bloody scene. Perhaps he was leaving Ryan to bleed out and die. Perhaps he was opting to be the bigger man and take his loss like a real one. We may never know. :wow: )
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Planned Parenthood featuring Kai Rabeaux and Adam Lucas.)
(The graphic for the next match appears)
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A PINFALLS ONLY MATCH… AND IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“REVIVER” by MY FIRST STORY plays to a strong, positive reaction from the crowd as Sayuri Himura steps out onto the stage. She pauses for a moment, taking it all in, a small, appreciative smile crossing her face before it fades into a focused, composed expression. With her eyes locked ahead, Sayuri begins her walk down the ramp, calm but determined, fully dialed in for the battle that awaits her against Clayton Golde.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Residing out of Yokohama, Japan, weighing in at 125 pounds…SHE IS THE YŪREI…SAYURI HIMURA!!
Deadprez: Sayuri Himura stepping into this one with a lot of momentum on her side, and you can feel this crowd rallying behind her right now!
Sienna Swann: She carries herself well, I’ll give her that. Composed, focused… not overly flashy, but there’s a quiet confidence there, sweetie.
Deadprez: And she’s gonna need all of that tonight. Going up against the Champion is never easy, but Sayuri’s proven she can hang with anybody when the moment calls for it!
(“Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy hits, drawing a loud chorus of boos as Clayton Golde struts out onto the stage. The New Breed Championship sits around his waist, and he makes sure to flaunt it, patting the title and soaking in the negativity with a smug grin. Clayton takes his time heading down the ramp, jawing at fans along the way, carrying himself like the spotlight belongs to him as he approaches the ring.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent! Hailing from his Golden Compound in Romania, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE GOLDEN GOD… THE NEW EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… CLAYTON GOLDE!
Sienna Swann: Well, there he is… and you can say what you want about Clayton Golde, but he looks every bit like a Champion, sweetie. Confident, composed, and very aware of exactly who he is.
Deadprez: Confidence isn’t the issue, it’s how far he’s willing to go to keep that title. We’ve seen it time and time again, Clayton will do whatever it takes to walk out still Champion.
Gavin Kirkland: And that’s why he’s the GOAT! Look at him! The presence, the confidence, the GOLD around his waist! That is what a REAL Champion looks like!
(The referee signals for the bell as both competitors stand in opposing corners.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: SAYURI RUSHES OUT OF HER CORNER THE SECOND THAT BELL RINGS! CHARGING STRAIGHT AT THE CHAMPION, CLAYTON GOLDE, WHO WANTS NO PART OF IT AND IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! HE’S NOT LOOKING TO ENGAGE JUST YET!
Sienna Swann: No, sweetie, Clayton has the right idea. You don’t just throw yourself into a fight like that unless you’re absolutely prepared, and quite frankly, she looks a bit overeager.
Deadprez: Sayuri’s demanding Clayton to get back inside, but he’s not about to do that empty-handed! HE’S ALREADY DIGGING UNDER THE RING, TRYING TO GET HIS HANDS ON SOMETHING EARLY— BUT SAYURI SHUTS THAT DOWN QUICK! SHE SLIDES OUT RIGHT AFTER HIM AND NOW GIVES CHASE AROUND THE RING! CLAYTON’S GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON THAT PLAN AND SLIDE BACK INSIDE TO ESCAPE!
Gavin Kirkland: Uh-oh! Sayuri slides in right after him, and Clayton tries to get the jump on her, but gets double legged down to the mat! Sayuri unloading with repeated shots to the head as Clayton tries his best to cover up! GOD, I LOVE SAYURI, BUT WE CAN’T HAVE HER HURTING THE GOLDEN GOD!
Deadprez: Man, gimme a break! This kid deserves everything that’s coming to him as Sayuri drags him up to all fours by the hair, delivering vicious knees to the side of his head while keeping control!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton is not looking good out there as Sayuri drags him up by the hair and directs him to the corner for a SLAM, FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! She is being rough with him now, lining Clayton up for a KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST that echoes through the arena! OH, I CAN’T WATCH! 🫣 HOLD ME, SIENNA, I’M SCARED!
Sienna Swann: Please don’t touch me, sweetie. And relax, he’ll survive… probably.
Deadprez: Pain is written all over the face of Clayton Golde in that corner as he doubles over slightly, then eats another knife edge chop across the chest! Sayuri follows it up with a kick to the gut and drives a few sharp elbow strikes into him in that corner!
Gavin Kirkland: Now she grabs hold of the wrist, going for an Irish whip into the opposite corner, but finally Clayton Golde reverses! Sending Sayuri sternum first into the top turnbuckle instead! BOY, SHE HIT HARD AND DROPPED RIGHT BACK OFF IMPACT!
Deadprez: Sayuri writhing in pain for a moment before rolling onto her side as Clayton moves in, stomping down on her back before laying her out and delivering rope assisted knee drops right to the face!
Sienna Swann: And now Clayton’s settling in nicely, draping Sayuri over the middle rope and choking her across it. Completely legal, by the way, no disqualifications, no submissions, no countouts, sweetie, this is where someone like him thrives.
Gavin Kirkland: I could listen to you explain the rules all day, seriously…
Sienna Swann: I’m sure you could, babes.
Gavin Kirkland: You hear that, Prez?? She called me “babes!” :gladbron:
Deadprez: Yeah, I heard you, man, calm down. Meanwhile, Clayton drags Sayuri back to her feet and plants her with a body slam! Now heading up to the middle rope, looking for something flashy, goes for the elbow drop, but Sayuri gets the knees up and Golde comes crashing down ribs first!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh no, not the ribs! Clayton clutching at his midsection as Sayuri pulls him back up and sends him off the ropes, but cuts him off with a running back elbow! That was nasty!
Deadprez: Clayton trying to crawl his way to the ropes for some space, but Sayuri stays right on him, grabbing from behind and looking for a back suplex, but she can’t get him up! Clayton smartly drops his weight and fires back with sharp shots to the face, forcing her to let go!
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri’s rocked, stumbling around for a moment, and Clayton capitalizes with a BIG BOOT right to the side of the head! THAT DROPS HER! Look at my Golden God go!
Sienna Swann: Yes, and now he’s done playing around. Clayton looking to finally take advantage of this stipulation, something he tried earlier before Sayuri shut it down, and now he’s digging under the apron with a purpose.
Deadprez: Meanwhile, he better be careful because Sayuri is starting to stir inside the ring! Slowly working her way back up as Clayton pulls out a trash can, lid wedged inside, and you know he’s got something in mind here!
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) Here we go… gonna shove this flop right where she belongs!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton tries to get back in the ring with it, but SAYURI SHUTS THAT DOWN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! DRIVES RIGHT INTO HIM AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN!
Deadprez: And you can see Clayton immediately favoring those ribs as he rolls onto his side, trying to recover! Sayuri turns her back for just a moment, reaching down for that trash can, maybe looking to get extreme herself— BUT CLAYTON COMES FROM BEHIND AND CRACKS HER ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Sienna Swann: Oh, that was ugly. Sayuri drops to a knee, and now Clayton takes control, pulling her up and sending her hard into the barricade with an Irish whip!
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri hits back first but stays standing as Clayton charges in, only to get launched up and over her shoulder into the crowd! And Sayuri goes up and over as well, but Clayton pops up and tags her in the ribs! Now he’s back to his feet and connects with a forearm shot!
Deadprez: SAYURI FIRES RIGHT BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! NOW THEY’RE TRADING IN THE CROWD, BACK AND FORTH WITH THOSE STRIKES! SAYURI WITH A KNEE TO THE RIBS THAT STOPS CLAYTON COLD, DOUBLING HIM OVER AND SENDING HIM BACK OVER THE BARRICADE TO RINGSIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton is trying to get away, rolling back into the ring to create space, but Sayuri follows right after him! She slides in, ducks a clothesline, slips behind, and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! OH MY GOD!
Sienna Swann: That landing was nasty, sweetie. Right on the neck and shoulders.
Deadprez: And Sayuri’s not done! She keeps the grip, drags him up and hits another German suplex! Still holding on, pulling him back up again for a third!
Gavin Kirkland: …AND A FOURTH!
Deadprez: THEN A FIFTH! SHE FINALLY RELEASES AND CLAYTON ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO ESCAPE! He’s on a knee now, trying to recover, but Sayuri is stalking from inside the ring, not realizing what Clayton has in his hand!
Gavin Kirkland: That trash can lid… oh no… Sayuri builds momentum, running off the ropes for a—
(BANG!!)
Gavin Kirkland: SHE JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE AND GOT CRACKED RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT METAL LID! CLAYTON SWUNG FOR THE FENCES AND TURNED HER MOMENTUM AGAINST HER!
Sienna Swann: That’s what happens when you get reckless, sweetie.
Deadprez: Clayton’s feeling himself now as he tosses that trash can lid aside and grabs the can itself while Sayuri struggles up to both knees… CLAYTON HOISTS THAT TRASH CAN HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AND BRINGS IT CRASHING DOWN RIGHT ONTO SAYURI’S SKULL! YOU CAN SEE THE DENT IMMEDIATELY!
Sienna Swann: Oh, that’s unfortunate… and looking at it, sweetie, she really does have an unfortunately shaped head to begin with.
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri is completely out of it on both knees, that dazed look in her eyes as Clayton slides that trash can over her head and torso… AND NOW A SUPERKICK! DRIVING RIGHT INTO IT AND KNOCKING HER OVER! SHE TIMBERS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THAT CAN STILL ON!
Deadprez: And Clayton is not done, he heads out to the apron now, measuring his shot—
Gavin Kirkland: HE LEAPS OFF WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! CRUSHING THAT TRASH CAN DOWN WITH SAYURI STILL INSIDE IT! THAT JUST CAVED IN AROUND HER!
(Clayton raises both hands, gloating smugly as the crowd showers him with boos, even taking a moment to jaw back and forth with fans in the front row.)
Deadprez: Clayton finally turns his attention back over to Sayuri. She’s laid out on the outside as he carefully pulls that trash can off her body. Sayuri’s starting to stir, but that thousand yard stare tells you she has NO idea where she is right now. Meanwhile, Clayton’s got time, and he’s using it, heading back under the ring to look for more damage to do.
Gavin Kirkland: And what he finds is not one, but TWO steel chairs! Sliding both into the ring before grabbing one as Sayuri slowly works her way up to her feet, still doubled over— AND CLAYTON BRINGS THAT CHAIR CRASHING DOWN ACROSS HER BACK!
Deadprez: Sayuri drops to a knee… but look at her eyes! That intensity is STILL there! She’s staring right through Clayton, gritting through the pain as she forces herself back up, and now you can see Clayton starting to panic a little—
Sienna Swann: He shouldn’t be. He’s the one with the weapon, sweetie. AND THERE IT IS, DRIVING THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO HER MIDSECTION!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT FOLDS HER OVER AGAIN, AND CLAYTON BRINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN ACROSS HER BACK A SECOND TIME! BUT SAYURI POPS RIGHT BACK UP! SHAKING HER HEAD AT CLAYTON, AND NOW YOU CAN SEE IT, THIS ISN’T WORKING!
Deadprez: HE’S GOT TO SWITCH IT UP BECAUSE THOSE SHOTS JUST FIRED HER UP! CLAYTON SWINGS WILD FOR THE HEAD— BUT SAYURI DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND BLASTS HIM WITH A FOREARM! FORCING HIM TO DROP THE CHAIR AS SHE BACKS HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A FLURRY OF FOREARMS AND CHOPS!
Gavin Kirkland: CLAYTON IS STUNNED! SAYURI GRABS THAT CHAIR AND SETS IT UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! NOW SHE HEADS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUILDS MOMENTUM, AND RUNS IN WITH A FOREARM! BEFORE DRAGGING CLAYTON OUT— AND DROPPING HIM BACK FIRST ACROSS THE SEAT WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Deadprez: BENDING THAT CHAIR ON IMPACT AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: NO! HE KICKS OUT! CLAYTON KICKS OUT AND NOW HE’S RIGHT BACK TO SURVIVAL MODE! SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND RETREATING TO THE OUTSIDE, BACKING UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE TRYING TO REGROUP!
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri heads out after him and grabs him by the back of the neck, dragging Clayton toward the barricade at the end of the ramp before SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP OF IT! Clayton stumbles away, barely keeping himself upright and staying close to the barricade, but Sayuri is right there! BOUNCING HIM FACE FIRST OFF IT AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME!
Deadprez: Clayton is reeling now, stumbling around as Sayuri grabs hold of his arm and THROWS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! HE HIT HARD! Rolling away in pain as Sayuri immediately goes over and starts PULLING APART THOSE STEPS, REMOVING THE TOP PIECE!
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri didn’t want to play Clayton’s game earlier, but now? She’s starting to adapt, and I don’t think Clayton likes where this is going!
Sienna Swann: Honestly, it’s about time, sweetie. Trying to wrestle clean is admirable, I suppose, but it just makes you look naive when your opponent is willing to do whatever it takes.
Deadprez: Sayuri sets that top step down near the barricade and turns her attention back to Clayton as he pushes up to a knee— AND CLAYTON TRIES TO TAKE HER HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT SAYURI DUCKS UNDERNEATH! CLAYTON TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO HER GRASP AS SHE SNATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS HIM UP— CROTCHING HIM RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE!
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri backs up just a bit, creating space— THEN CHARGES IN! KICKING OFF THE TOP STEP FOR EXTRA MOMENTUM AND DRIVING A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS CLAYTON GOLDE TUMBLING OFF THE BARRICADE AND CRASHING BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE ON ALL FOURS!
Deadprez: Sayuri pulls Clayton back up and now they’ve made their way right in front of us! SAYURI BOUNCES HIM FACE FIRST OFF THE APRON! Clayton is rocked, barely able to stand as Sayuri turns him around and lines him up— DRIVING A PUNCH INTO HIS FACE WHILE HE’S LEANED BACK AGAINST THE APRON! Clayton staggers away, rounding the post before doubling over!
Gavin Kirkland: And now Sayuri’s got something nasty in mind! She’s pulling apart that turnbuckle padding, exposing it before grabbing Clayton’s hand, forcing his fingers in there— AND PULLING BACK! OH MY GOD, THAT’S DISGUSTING!
Deadprez: CLAYTON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND THERE’S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO ABOUT IT! YOU CAN HEAR HIM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE! IT’S GONNA BE REAL HARD TO SCROLL ON SOCIAL MEDIA WITH BROKEN FINGERS AFTER THIS!
Sienna Swann: Mm, no thank you. I’m very happy being retired, sweetie. I can’t imagine letting something like that happen to these hands.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, I would NEVER let something like that happen to you! Not a chance!
Sienna Swann: I would hope not.
Deadprez: Sayuri finally lets go, and Clayton stumbles away, clutching that hand and leaning back against the apron! Sayuri rounds the ringpost, stalking him again, grabbing the back of his head and looking to drive him into the ringpost— BUT CLAYTON TURNS IT AROUND AT THE LAST SECOND! SENDING SAYURI FACE FIRST INTO THE POST!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE DOESN’T GO DOWN! Sayuri staggers back into the barricade, trying to shake it off— BUT CLAYTON GRABS HER AGAIN AND THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST A SECOND TIME! THIS ONE WITH AUTHORITY! AND THAT DROPS HER ON IMPACT!
Deadprez: After the damage done to his fingers, I think Clayton Golde is DONE playing around now! You can see it on his face, that shift to anger and intensity as he drags Sayuri back up— AND TAKES OFF RUNNING WITH HER! CHUCKING HER BACK FIRST INTO ANOTHER CORNER OF THE BARRICADE! SHE HIT THAT SIDEWAYS WITH ALL THAT FORCE AND MOMENTUM!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton doesn’t waste a second, grabbing Sayuri and roughly tossing her back inside the ring! She’s barely getting to a knee as Clayton folds up that chair from earlier, getting it ready— BUT SAYURI EXPLODES WITH A FOREARM! TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO DROP IT! HE HOLDS ON THOUGH, AND SHE FIRES BACK WITH ANOTHER!
Deadprez: BUT CLAYTON SHUTS IT DOWN BY DRIVING THAT STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO HER GUT! THAT ONE DOES IT! SAYURI DROPS IMMEDIATELY AND ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, TRYING TO ESCAPE THE DAMAGE!
Sienna Swann: And now Clayton is thinking ahead, sweetie. He props that chair up and drapes Sayuri over the middle rope onto it, her body stretched out awkwardly like a bridge. Then he grabs the second chair and places it across her back… it’s quite the setup, very deliberate.
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton steps back, measuring her— THEN SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A MOONSAULT! CRASHING DOWN ACROSS SAYURI’S BACK WITH BOTH CHAIRS IN PLAY! EVEN CLAYTON IS CLUTCHING HIS RIBS AFTER THAT, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW SAYURI BENT?!
Deadprez: SAYURI ROLLS OFF THE CHAIR, WRITHING IN PAIN AS CLAYTON IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG, DEEP INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! SAYURI GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Clayton pounds the mat in frustration, already showing cracks as this isn’t going the way he expected! He folds that chair up and drags Sayuri back to her feet— USING THAT CHAIR FOR EXTRA IMPACT WITH A BODY SLAM RIGHT ONTO IT!
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI LANDS BACK FIRST ON THAT CHAIR AND CLAYTON IMMEDIATELY DROPS INTO ANOTHER COVER! HOOKING THE LEG DEEP!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH—
Sienna Swann: Kickout. She’s proving to be more resilient than expected… though she is still new around here, sweetie.
Deadprez: Definitely not going as easy as Clayton Golde had planned! Look at this, dragging her back up by the hair, no respect at all as he SLAPS HER ACROSS THE FACE! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Just to humiliate her before bringing her back up and sending her off the ropes— BUT SAYURI REVERSES!
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI TURNS IT AROUND, SENDING CLAYTON INSTEAD! HE COMES FLYING BACK WITH A FOREARM— BUT SAYURI DROPS DOWN AND HE CRASHES HARD ON THE MAT!
Deadprez: Both competitors trying to shake the cobwebs, slowly getting back up— AND SAYURI STRIKES FIRST WITH A FOREARM! THEN A SLAP! SPINS AROUND FOR THE BACKFIST! SAYURI LOOKING FOR “IZANAMI!”
Gavin Kirkland: THANK GAWD CLAYTON BLOCKS IT! SAYURI TURNS RIGHT BACK AROUND AND SHOOTS IN— BUT CLAYTON DRIVES A KNEE INTO HER TO STOP THAT! SHE’S STUNNED— AND CLAYTON FOLLOWS UP WITH A KICK—
Deadprez: BUT SAYURI CATCHES IT! AND TURNS IT INTO A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! WHAT A COUNTER!
Deadprez: Clayton rolls toward the corner, pulling himself up as Sayuri charges in— BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW! THAT STOPS HER! SAYURI STAGGERS AND DROPS TO A KNEE AS CLAYTON CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SAYURI LUNGES FORWARD AND SNATCHES THE ANKLE! YANKING CLAYTON OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HIS NECK SNAPS ACROSS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! CLAYTON ROLLS AWAY, FAVORING IT, AND NOW SAYURI IS THE ONE HEADING UP TOP!
Sienna Swann: That’s unexpected. She doesn’t strike me as the type to take to the air.
Deadprez: Clayton gets to a knee— ROLLING THUNDER— NO! HE TRIED TO LEAP UP INTO AN ATTACK, BUT SAYURI DROPS DOWN AND CATCHES HIM! EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! WHAT A COUNTER!
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI ROLLS HIM OUT AND HOOKS THE LEG! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHH—
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CLAYTON POWERS OUT! JUST BARELY!
Sienna Swann: And he makes the smart decision to roll out under the bottom rope and create some separation. You can see him trying to gather himself, dropping to a knee right in front of us.
Deadprez: Sayuri not letting him breathe though! She heads out after him and for the first time tonight starts digging under the ring! Pulling out chair after chair and stacking them up at ringside— AND NOW A TABLE! YOU KNEW THIS CROWD WAS WAITING FOR THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: She slides the table into the ring and turns her attention back to Clayton— BUT HE SHOVES HER AWAY! SAYURI DROPS TO A KNEE RIGHT BY THAT PILE OF CHAIRS, AND CLAYTON TAKES ADVANTAGE! BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CHARGING RIGHT AT HER—
Deadprez: BUT HE GETS LAUNCHED! BACK BODY DROP AND CLAYTON GOES CRASHING ONTO THAT PILE OF CHAIRS! THAT WAS UGLY! Sayuri quickly pulls herself together, grabs him, and rolls him back inside for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHH—
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! HE’S STILL IN THIS!
Sienna Swann: Clayton rolls to his side, trying to recover, but Sayuri is already moving. She’s got that table now, setting it up near the corner with clear intent.
Deadprez: And now she drags Clayton back up and lays him across that table! Sayuri stepping out to the apron, climbing up top, you already know what she’s thinking here!
Deadprez: SHE’S LOOKING TO PUT HIM THROUGH IT— BUT CLAYTON ROLLS OFF JUST IN TIME! AND CATCHES HER WITH A FOREARM THAT STUNS HER ON THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: CLAYTON SCRAMBLES UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! TRYING TO SET HER UP FOR A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP THROUGH THE TABLE— BUT SAYURI FIGHTS BACK WITH SHOTS TO THE BODY!
Sienna Swann: Oh, I love this. Someone is absolutely going through that table, sweetie.
Deadprez: SAYURI SLIPS THROUGH HIS LEGS FROM THE TOP AND SHOVES HIM FORWARD, CROTCHING HIM ON THE TURNBUCKLE! THEN COMES BACK WITH A LEAPING FOREARM TO THE BACK! NOW SHE CLIMBS UP, HOOKING HIM—
Deadprez: BACK SUPLEX OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH OF THEM JUST CRASHED THROUGH IT! CLAYTON LANDED HIGH ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS! SAYURI IS DOWN IN THE WRECKAGE TOO!
Deadprez: BUT SAYURI IS MOVING FIRST! SHE’S CRAWLING THROUGH THE DEBRIS, DRAGGING HERSELF OVER TO CLAYTON! SHE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE—
Sienna Swann: NO! Clayton gets the shoulder up! And now I’m starting to wonder what it’s actually going to take to keep him down, sweetie.
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri struggles back to her feet, bringing Clayton up with her, AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM! BUT CLAYTON IS STILL STANDING! HE FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! SAYURI STAGGERED— BUT SHE RETURNS WITH A FOREARM! AND NOW CLAYTON AGAIN! THEY’RE TRADING SHOTS BACK AND FORTH!
Deadprez: FOREARM FROM SAYURI! NOW SWITCHING ARMS AND DELIVERING ANOTHER! SHE’S POURING IT ON NOW, AN ONSLAUGHT OF FOREARMS, LEFTS AND RIGHTS, BATTERING CLAYTON— BUT HE’S HAD ENOUGH! SHOVES HER BACK INTO THE ROPES AND CHARGES IN WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM BEFORE SHE CAN REBOUND!
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI DROPS TO A KNEE! Clayton shaking out his arm, lining her up now… LOOKING FOR “DEMONITIZED!” THAT ROLLING ELBOW—
(CLANG!)
Deadprez: NO! SAYURI GOT THE CHAIR UP JUST IN TIME! CLAYTON’S ELBOW CRACKS RIGHT AGAINST IT! HE’S STUNNED! AND NOW SAYURI WRAPS THAT CHAIR AROUND HIS ARM! TAKING HIM DOWN AND LOCKING IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR WITH THE ARM TRAPPED INSIDE THE CHAIR! SHE’S BENDING IT BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: CLAYTON IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE! BUT REMEMBER, THIS MATCH IS PINFALLS ONLY! HE CAN TAP ALL HE WANTS, IT WON’T END THIS! HE’S GOT TO ESCAPE!
Sienna Swann: And he does exactly that, sweetie. Rolling Sayuri onto her shoulders while still trapped in the hold! Very clever.
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sienna Swann: And Sayuri kicks out at two, forcing the break! Clayton gets his arm free and rises to a knee, trying to get feeling back into it.
Deadprez: Sayuri tosses that chair aside and backs into the corner, measuring him— AND HERE SHE COMES! “SAYONARA!” THAT KNEE LIFT RIGHT TO THE JAW! IF THIS CONNECTS, THIS IS OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: AND CLAYTON KNOWS IT! HE GETS OUT OF DODGE, ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO SAVE HIMSELF!
Sienna Swann: Clayton leans forward on our announce table, trying to catch his breathe as Sayuri makes her way to the outside… looking to Irish whip him into the steel steps! BUT CLAYTON REVERSES! SENDING SAYURI SHOULDER FIRST INSTEAD!
Deadprez: Sayuri writhes on the floor in pain, clutching that shoulder as Clayton flips over the top step! The bottom draws his attention as he drags it over to our announce desk… lifting Sayuri up into position for a suplex—
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SAYURI TWIRLS OUT OF IT WITH A SNAP ARM WRINGER, SENDING CLAYTON DOWN FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM STEP! SAYURI STEPS ON TOP OF IT, DRAGGING CLAYTON BACK TO HIS FEET! HOOKING HIM UP FOR A “MUKANJYO!” NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! :lupe:
Deadprez: OH NO! CLAYTON SCOOPS SAYURI ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INSTEAD FOR A POWERSLAM THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH COMPETITORS WENT CRASHING, BUT CLAYTON STILL HAS ENOUGH ENERGY TO ROLL SAYURI BACK INSIDE! NOT GOING EMPTY-HANDED THOUGH, BRINGING A BAG WITH HIM FROM UNDER THE RING!
Sienna Swann: Sayuri has no idea what’s behind her as Clayton starts emptying out THUMBTACKS from that bag!
Deadprez: Sayuri works her way up to a knee, reaching for the ropes… but Clayton grabs her from behind in a rear waistlock! CLAYTON GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE TACKS, BUT SAYURI BLOCKS IT! HOLDING HER WEIGHT DOWN TO DELIVER BACK ELBOWS THAT HELP HER FIGHT FREE!
Gavin Kirkland: CLAYTON’S ON WOBBLY LEGS IN FRONT OF THOSE TACKS AND SAYURI UNLEASHES A FOREARM STRIKE! TRYING TO KNOCK CLAYTON INTO THOSE TACKS, BUT HE STANDS HIS GROUND!
Deadprez: SAYURI SCORES WITH ANOTHER FOREARM STRIKE, TRYING TO KNOCK CLAYTON INTO THOSE TACKS! BUT STILL, NOT ENOUGH! SAYURI LETS OUT A WAR CRY BEFORE SPINNING AROUND FOR THE “IZANAMI!” SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS!
Sienna Swann: CLAYTON’S HEAD WHIPPED, BUT HE DOESNT FALL INTO THE TACKS! INSTEAD, DROPPING TO A KNEE AS SAYURI BACKS INTO THE CORNER! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET AS THEY KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT!
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI SHOOTS OUT OF IT WITH “SAYONARA!” BUT CLAYTON CATCHES THE KNEEE, HUGGING IT WITH BOTH ARMS AND SCOOPS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN CARRY POSITION!
Deadprez: CLAYTON TURNS AROUND TOWARD THE TACKS AS SAYURI TRIES TO ELBOW HER WAY OUT OF THIS BEFORE TRANSITIONING TO “WEB OF THE SPIDER LILY!” MODIFIED OCTOPUS HOLD ON CLAYTON GOLDE!
Gavin Kirkland: AGAIN, IT WONT WIN HER THE MATCH! BUT IT’LL HAVE EFFECT LIKE IT IS NOW! PUTTING CLAYTON GOLDE TO SLEEP AS HE DROPS TO A KNEE!
Deadprez: SAYURI RELEASES THE HOLD AND HOOKS HIM UP FOR THE “MUKANJYO!” NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB ONTO THE TACKS! SAYURI DIDNT GET OUT OF THAT UNSCATHED HERSELF AS SHE TRIES CRAWLING INTO THE COVER, BUT RUNNING OFF INSTINCT ALMOST, CLAYTON GOLDE INSTANTLY ROLLS OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Sienna Swann: Wow, I thought for sure we had a new champion. But nope, Clayton Golde is still kicking as he’s on all fours, staggering to a corner of the barricade as Sayuri slides out of the ring after him… CHARGING IN FOR A—
(CRASH!)
Gavin Kirkland: “THE 304!” CLAYTON SENDS SAYURI THROUGH THE BARRICADE WITH A HIP TOSS!
Deadprez: AND LOOK AT THIS! CLAYTON SCRAMBLES TO ROLL SAYURI BACK INTO THE RING WHERE SHE WANDERS INTO BEING LIFTED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR A “GOLDE PILL!”
Gavin Kirkland: “GOLDE PILL” INTO THE THUMBTACKS! SAYURI MIGHT BE OUT AS CLAYTON, GRITTING THROUGH THE PAIN OF THOSE TACKS IN HIS BACK, ROLLS HER OVER! GOES FOR A DEEP COVER! PULLING ON THE TIGHTS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT! DEMANDING THE REFEREE COUNT THE PIN!
Deadprez: REFEREE DROPS TO COUNT THE PIN!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER… AND STILL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… CLAYTON GOLDE!
(“Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy plays as Clayton Golde rolls off the cover, clearly exhausted, and drags himself into a seated position in the nearby corner. He demands his championship as the referee quickly hands it over. Clayton clutches the title to his chest, breathing heavily before a smirk slowly forms on his face as he looks toward the camera.)
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) Easy dub!
Deadprez: What a war we just witnessed! Sayuri threw everything she had at Clayton Golde, but in the end, the Champion finds a way to survive!
Gavin Kirkland: Finds a way? He STOLE it! Pulled the tights, dropped her on tacks, and still needed every bit of it! But hey, a win is a win for my Golden God!
Sienna Swann: Call it what you want, sweeties, but the result speaks for itself. Clayton Golde is still Champion… and Sayuri just learned how unforgiving this environment can be.
(Clayton struggles back to his feet with the championship in hand, wincing through the pain as the referee raises his arm in victory. He quickly rolls out of the ring, clutching at his ribs and back, and backs up the ramp, still feeling the effects of that brutal match as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The graphic appears for the next match.)
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(The camera goes over to the ring where Gina Romano is seen standing at the center. Visible in the southeast corner is a large pole emancipating out of the ringpost, with the coal miner’s glove seen hanging from it.)
Gina Romano: The following is a COAL MINER’S GLOVE MATCH!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Ichirin no Hana’ by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR begins to blast through the speakers of the arena, as the crowd gets loud for Akari Kiyoko, who is seen beginning to make his way out from the backstage area. He has a determined look on his face, as he poses on the stage briefly before beginning to make his way down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… from Aomori, Japan… weighing in at 216 pounds… he is THE NEW HEART OF SHOWDOWN… AKARIIIIIII KIIIIYOKOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Akari Kiyoko has been tested a lot this season in high stakes situations, and it seems like this one is a pretty tall mountain to climb. Impact is a veteran who has seen it all in this company, and Akari is looking to knock him down a peg and prove that he belongs at the very top of the food chain.
Gavin Kirkland: We know how close Akari got to the King of Elite and a potential World Championship opportunity, and he’s looking to replicate it somehow throughout the rest of this season. Impact is his big test, if he’s able to beat him… the sky is the limit. First impressions, Sienna honey???
Sienna Swann: Well, sweetie, why is his hair so oily? If he thought his looks could carry him, then he should really learn some proper hair and scalp maintenance. That is just… an absolute mess.
(‘We’re All Mad Here’ by Aberdeen is Dead begins to play to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Impact is seen making his way out. He has a smug look as he scans around, spreading his arms as pyro is seen erupting behind him. After a moment of letting it soak in, he then begins to head toward the ring.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 228 pounds… he is THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION… IMMMMPACTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Impact has never thought highly of Akari. Even after he got eliminated by him at Road To Redemption in the Chamber, he looks down at him because he hasn’t finished the job. Definitely not as much as Impact has throughout his career. There is definitely a sense of entitlement from the Hall of Famer.
Gavin Kirkland: And it’s well-deserved! Be honest with me here, who deserves to run his mouth more than the ten-time World Champion making his way down to the ring. Maybe Akari will prove him wrong, maybe he won’t. Regardless, he’s going to make sure he shuts the young man down, and doesn’t even give him a chance to breathe.
Sienna Swann: We let the elderly wrestle here?! Goodness, sweetie, our standards are in hell. Maybe 30 years ago he would’ve looked even slightly attractive, but now? I doubt it. What an ugly, old man.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: The bell has rung, and this Coal Miner’s Glove match is officially underway! High above the turnbuckle in the southeast corner of the ring hangs the coal miner’s glove. A piece of heavy-duty leather loaded with lead. Once it is retrieved from the pole, it can be used legally throughout the rest of the match. And how fitting a stipulation that is for this clash of generations here at Reasonable Doubt!
Gavin Kirkland: Both of them are making their way out of their corners and beginning to circle one another. They don’t waste any time locking up in a collar-and-elbow at the center of the ring, with Impact transitioning directly into a side headlock to try and gain the advantage in the early goings of this match.
Sienna Swann: I’m surprised that decrepit geriatric still has some moxie left in him. He’s being held together by string and tape, and Akari Kiyoko is struggling against that?! He continues to have that hold locked in, and Akari tries to push him toward the ropes, but Impact drops his weight as he grinds his forearm into his jaw!
Deadprez: But Akari isn’t looking to stay in this position for long. He grabs a hold of the waist of Impact and brings him toward the center of the ring, before lifting him for a BACK SUPLEX- Impact, though, manages to flip over and land on his feet behind him! Akari tries to turn himself around, but Impact grabs him by the back of his head, AS HE RUNS HIM FORWARD AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Gavin Kirkland: Akari is taken down to the ground but quickly makes his way back up to his feet, falling back against one of the corners to try and stabilize himself, but Impact is quick to get on his tail. He steps forward and nails him with a vicious chop to the chest! Akari is stunned, and this allows the Hall of Famer to start to unload on him with repeated chops to try and wear him down!
Sienna Swann: I can already see this withered fool beginning to slow down. This match is already starting to get to him. But he continues to unload with chops, before stepping back and going for a huge one- Only for Akari to duck under that! Impact quickly turns around as he tries to retaliate, BUT HE’S MET WITH A ROLLING ELBOW DIRECTLY TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: Impact has backed up against the corner, and almost immediately, Akari has him by the head as he begins to tee off repeatedly with rapid-fire forearm shots directly to the face! Impact is trying to defend himself, but ultimately, he’s slouched down to a seated position, which gives Akari Kiyoko a prime opportunity to take advantage!
Gavin Kirkland: Akari steps back a couple of paces to get a running start, as he follows it up by rushing forward, CONNECTING RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE OF IMPACT WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK! No, wait! He stops in front of Impact, before booting the Hall of Famer directly in the face! Akari’s not a bad-looking guy, don’t you think, Sienna???
Sienna Swann: Please, sweetie. If you think that he’s even close to conventionally attractive, then your standards are in hell. Regardless, he is certainly acting as though he is, as he rolls backward and poses at the center of the ring. He’s trying to prove a point to Impact tonight, but we know that the man himself is not going to take that lightly.
Deadprez: Impact tries to make his way up to his feet using the ropes, but Akari quickly charges over! Only for Impact to go under and lift him over the top rope, sending him straight to the outside! Akari barely manages to grab a hold of the ropes as he stabilizes himself on the apron, trying to make his way back into the ring-
Gavin Kirkland: Only for Impact to push off the ropes, CONNECTING WITH A HUGE TRIANGLE DROPKICK TO SEND AKARI KIYOKO TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Sienna Swann: Judging by the ugly expression, this is either his resting face or he is frustrated about how this match has swayed so far. I’m going to assume the former. Impact rolls out of the ring as Akari tries to get back up to his feet, but he quickly rushes over and stomps down directly onto his chest!
Deadprez: And now Impact is looking for something big here, as he turns around and begins to climb up onto the apron. He turns around, looking down at Akari, who is groggily trying to recover in pain, and he knows that he does not have much time here!
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A MODIFIED FLIGHT SIGHTS! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT-
Sienna Swann: OUCH! Doesn’t connect! Akari manages to get his knees up, and that might’ve parted that huge hole in Impact’s chest even further, definitely rearranged a lot of his failing organs. Impact staggers away, beginning to head up the ramp as if he’s trying to gain some small reprieve. But he then turns himself around as he makes his way back over…
Deadprez: BUT AKARI WITH A K-NEE OF DEATH TO THE FACE! A HUGE REGAL KNEE CONNECTS AND COMPLETELY TAKES IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND! And The New Heart of Showdown doesn’t seem entirely satisfied right now!
Gavin Kirkland: He lifts a stunned Impact back up to his feet, and he’s not looking at all to roll him back into the ring! He’s setting him up right here! OH NO!
(THUD!)
Sienna Swann: STRAIGHT JACKET BRAINBUSTER DIRECTLY ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: Wow, look at the arch in Akari’s back. Flexibility is so important… right, Sienna? You’re incredibly flexible, I just know it.
Sienna Swann: Gavin, if you finish that sentence, I will have security toss you into the parking lot. Disgusting pig.
Deadprez: Getting back on track… Impact is writhing on the floor in pain, and Akari is taking this opportunity to make his way back into the ring and head toward the corner with the coal miner’s glove on it. And now he’s scaling the turnbuckles and slowly beginning to make his way up the pole. If Impact lets this happen, then needless to say, it’s not going to pan out well for him.
Gavin Kirkland: And you can see that he is not going to let that happen, as Impact is barely able to stumble around the ringside area, climbing up onto the apron and snatch a hold of him by the ankle! He drags him back down off the pole, and while Akari is doing everything that he can to try and shake him off, Impact refuses to quit, as both of them are now on the apron!
Sienna Swann: Impact connects with a chop, but Akari follows that up with a forearm smash! And they’re both trying to tee off on one another now, a battle of two very ugly men trying to overcompensate with their wrestling! But Akari manages to create some distance as he connects with a hard knee to the abdomen!
Deadprez: Impact staggers back, and this gives Akari the chance to reel back, AS HE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD- But Impact manages to grab a hold of the arm! He pulls him into a front facelock as he pulls him in…
(THUD!)
Gavin Kirkland: AS IMPACT LIFTS HIM AND DELIVERS A BRUTAL DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX DIRECTLY ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Both of them collapse back down to the ringside area, and you can tell just how much pain they’re in after landing on the hardest part of the ring!
Sienna Swann: A horrifying lack of grace from both of them, but highly effective. Impact’s spine is already held together by spit and prayers; doing a move like that hurts him just as much as the boy.
(Impact slowly rolls to his side, trying his best to make his way back up to his feet, but it’s clear, judging by the pained expression on his face, that he is unable to capitalize immediately. Slowly, he begins to make his way back into the ring, as his eyes glance up at the coal miner’s glove which is suspended above the ring.)
Deadprez: Impact is using whatever willpower that he has at the moment to begin his scale up the turnbuckles. He’s up to the middle turnbuckles right now, but he needs to make haste because you know it’s only going to be a matter of time before Akari begins to recover. He grabs a hold of the pole as he slowly begins to climb up…
Gavin Kirkland: But look! Akari is on the apron, he quickly jumps onto the top rope as he balances himself, and Impact is just now turning his head!
Sienna Swann: AS AKAKRI PUSHES ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND FLIPS BACKWARD INTO AN AVALANCHE FRANKENSTEINER TO SEND BOTH OF THEM PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE MAT!
Deadprez: Akari pulled off something big, but it might have hurt him just as much as it hurt Impact! Both of them have crashed and burned on the canvas, and it’s clear just how much pain they’re in right now, especially after everything that they’ve already thrown at each other in this match. Even then, I think we all know that they still have a long way to go.
Gavin Kirkland: Akari is the first one to stir, as his eyes are immediately fixated on that coal miner’s glove. He begins to slowly crawl himself toward the corner, as he grabs a hold of the ropes and uses them to try and make his way up to his feet. But before he can go further, it seems that Impact has reached out and grabbed hold of his ankle!
Sienna Swann: His body must be on its last legs right now, both of them look like a wreck, and for the first time, I am not just talking about their looks. Akari manages to kick himself free, but he completely shifts his attention away from climbing. He grabs a hold of the Hall of Famer, and he immediately starts unleashing a barrage of stiff, unforgiving Kawada kicks directly to the side of Impact’s head and neck!
Deadprez: Akari continues to unload kicks repeatedly into Impact, but it seems like the ten-time World Champion is absorbing the blows! He’s slowly beginning to rise to his feet, and you can see the frustration on the face of Akari right now as he continues to try and batter him, unforgiving in his attempts to make sure that the legend stays down! But Impact has managed to completely rise back up to his feet at this point, AS AKARI STEPS BACK AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE-
Gavin Kirkland: But Impact manages to grab the leg just in time, BEFORE TAKING AKARI DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DRAGON SCREW! And now Impact isn’t giving him an inch to breathe! He immediately dives onto the injured leg, twisting it up and locking in an agonizing Indian Deathlock right in the center of the ring! If Akari can’t walk, he can’t climb that pole!
Sienna Swann: Impact grimaces as he locks in the hold, which is truly just a hideous sight. Meanwhile, Akari is screaming out in pain, violently slapping the canvas! He’s trying to drag himself toward the ropes, but Impact is pulling back with everything he has left in the tank! He knows that this might be one of the only chances that he has of shifting this match completely in his favor and stopping him from reaching that glove!
Deadprez: Akari is reaching out, and he ultimately manages to grab a hold of that bottom rope! The referee steps in and forces a break, as Impact is slow to release the hold, clearly frustrated.
Gavin Kirkland: Akari is clutching his leg in pain, but even then, it seems like he’s trying to get back up to his feet. But before he can do anything, Impact is right back on him. He quickly grabs a hold of him by the wrist and pulls him up to his feet, BEFORE GOING FOR A SHORT-ARM LARIAT DIRECTLY TO THE FACE-
Sienna Swann: Akari manages to duck under that, though, which is not much of a challenge considering Impact’s lack of speed at his old age. Akari then rebounds off the ropes as he leaps into the air, CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING ENZUIGIRI KICK DIRECTLY TO THE JAW OF IMPACT!
Deadprez: Impact doesn’t drop to the ground, and while he’s still fighting, this might not bode well for him as he’s stumbling blindly directly into the crosshairs of Akari Kiyoko, who slips behind him and grabs a hold of the waist! Setting him up…
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE CONNECTING WITH HEAVY ON MY HEART! The Backdrop Suplex connects and completely wipes Impact out, and you can see the pain on his face as he crashes and burns. Akari is quick to take advantage, as he scrambles for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Sienna Swann: But Impact manages to kick out! And unnatural is definitely the word that I’d use to describe this. He’s more Regenokine and scar tissue than actual human flesh at this point. It’s a miracle his head didn’t detach from his shoulders.
(Akari sits up, a calm expression on his face as he pops his neck, looking completely unbothered that this match is continuing to go on. Meanwhile, Impact is clutching the back of his head, nursing his surgically repaired neck that he was dropped directly down onto, exacerbating the wear and tear that he has gone through during his career. While Akari Kiyoko gets the luxury of youth, someone with the pedigree of Impact is afforded very little of it.)
Deadprez: Akari is simply glancing up at that southeast corner, and I think he believes in his mind that Impact doesn’t have much left to give. He starts dragging his bad leg toward the corner, but he’s visibly struggling to put weight on it. The submission did exactly what Impact needed it to do, and while Akari is struggling to step onto the bottom rope, Impact is forcing himself up to his feet using the ropes on the opposite side!
Gavin Kirkland: Akari turns around, and I don’t think he’s going to like what he sees as Impact rushes right toward him, CRASHING INTO HIM WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE DIRECTLY TO THE MIDSECTION! And Impact isn’t done, he’s beginning to brutalize him with repeated knees to the ribs to try and take out Akari Kiyoko for the time being!
Sienna Swann: Both of them know that as soon as one of them retrieves the glove, then it’s game over, and right now, the Hall of Famer is trying to make sure that he has the edge as he grabs a hold of Akari and discards him toward the center of the ring. And now this decrepit old man thinks that this is his grand moment as he begins to scale up.
Deadprez: And he might be getting significantly closer than we expected. Impact has reached the base of that pole and is beginning to climb up, and Akari is still laid out on the canvas, still trying to nurse his wounds. I don’t think he realizes what’s happening!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact is reaching for that glove, and he’s practically inches away! And Akari hasn’t even made his way back up to his feet yet! This might be the beginning of the end as we know it!
(…)
Sienna Swann: But Akari Kiyoko is getting up! Too little, too late, perhaps, but he is still finding a way. He realizes that Impact has his hands on the glove, and he knows that he can’t let that happen!
Deadprez: Akari springs up with a sudden burst of pure adrenaline as he races up the turnbuckles right behind Impact! He grabs a hold of Impact from behind! He hooks him around the waist and spins him around in midair!
Gavin Kirkland: AVALANCHE BLUE THUNDER BOMB FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Both men crash to the ground with sickening force! And now it’s a matter of which one of them is going to make it up to their feet first. Could I use this moment of silence to get to know you, Sienna?
Sienna Swann: Maybe another time, sweetie. Akari is the first to show signs of life as he slowly begins to rise up, but that knee of his from earlier is completely shot. Regardless, he’s trying to make his way up the turnbuckles!
Deadprez: But Impact manages to grab a hold of him by the trunks and pull him back toward him, connecting with a clobbering blow directly against the spine! He grabs a hold of him, as he tries to lift him up into a BACK SUPLEX- But Akari manages to flip over and land behind him! He grabs a hold of him by the waist before running him forward, ramming him chestfirst directly against the turnbuckles!
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP AS HE LAUNCHES HIM INTO A HUGE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Impact lands directly down onto his head as he tries to stagger up to his feet, but Akari has his eyes directly locked on him! And the Hall of Famer better watch out here!
Sienna Swann: AS AKARI RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A PEACH DREAM! BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Akari lands directly on his spine as he tries his best to make his way back up to his feet! And he better watch out, because Impact has him lined up!
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH EVISCERATION TO COMPLETELY PLANT AKARI DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(Impact lands flat on his back as he groans, rolling over to his side as he sees Akari completely out of it. Knowing this, he knows that he needs to do something quick. As he wipes blood from his mouth, he clutches his spine and slowly, agonizingly, begins to make his way up to his feet as he stumbles toward the southeast corner.)
Sienna Swann: Once again a very unflattering look from Impact, let’s hope neither of you two end up like that when you get old and flabby. But that doesn’t change the fact that he is taking this opportunity while he has it, as he scales up the turnbuckles and is now beginning to make his way up the pole.
Deadprez: Akari is up to a kneeling position as he shakes himself off, and he realizes that Impact is close to reaching that glove! He forcefully pushes himself back up as he immediately marches over, and he tries his best to climb up to try and reach for the ankle to stop him!
(…)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO PULL DOWN THE GLOVE! HE HAS THE COAL MINER’S GLOVE!
(Akari stumbles off the turnbuckle in exhaustion as he retreats toward the center of the ring. Impact crumbles down onto the canvas, but quickly makes his way back up as he does not hesitate to put on the glove, the crowd cheering loudly while he does. There’s a bated moment of silence between the two, before…)
Sienna Swann: Akari tried to charge toward Impact and take him offguard, SWINGING RIGHT AT HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE DIRECTLY TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: But Impact manages to dodge under that! He quickly turns around to face him! BEFORE DRIVING THAT GLOVE DIRECTLY INTO THE ABDOMEN OF AKARI!
Gavin Kirkland: The impact forces blood out of the mouth of Akari Kiyoko, but Impact isn’t done! AS HE STARTS TO TEE OFF WITH BODY SHOTS USING THE GLOVE! Akari is barely able to keep himself up, as he tries to stabilize himself-
Sienna Swann: BUT IMPACT WITH A HARD BACKHAND DIRECTLY TO THE FACE SENDS HIM FLYING ACROSS THE RING! Yikes, I just saw a tooth fly out. That’s definitely going to drop his non-existent looks down.
Deadprez: Akari is hurt as his face is already cracked open from the forehead, with blood beginning to pour down. But Impact is relentless, AS HE RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR ANOTHER LOADED SHOT WITH THE GLOVE DIRECTLY TO THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: But Akari manages to duck under that just in time! BEFORE LIFTING IMPACT UP AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Impact clutches his back as he tries to make his way up to his feet. And he better watch out here, because Akari is looking to get closer to a finish!
Sienna Swann: AS HE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH THE UNITED STATES OF SMASH! The elbow drops Impact down to the ground, and Akari is quick to hook the leg and attempt a pin attempt!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT KICKS OUT! He’s still alive, and that’s not good for the man who doesn’t have the glove around his hand right now!
Sienna Swann: Akari is getting up and falling against one of the corners, and looking at his face… What a truly tragic ruin of potential.
Gavin Kirkland: I think you’re prettier than anyone in the building.
Deadprez: Akari knows that if he lets Impact get one lick of offense in, then it’s going to end up marking the end of his time in this match. Impact is hurt as he slowly tries to stagger up to his feet, unable to realize what is coming to him right now! Akari pushes off as he makes his way toward him, grabbing him and setting him up!
Gavin Kirkland: He’s lifting him up onto his shoulders in a Powerbomb position! And if he hits this, then it may very well be over for the Hall of Famer! Akari slowly tries to gain momentum, as he lifts him up high!
Sienna Swann: AKARI TRIES TO DRIVE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH MIDNIGHT STARFALL! THE SITOUT LAST RIDE POWERBOMB TO IMPACT!
(CRACK!)
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT USES THE MINER’S GLOVE TO DRIVE IT DIRECTLY AGAINST THE FACE OF AKARI! Akari is forced to let go of Impact as he staggers back, covering his face in pain.
(Impact falls against the ropes as he tries to shake off the weariness, adjusting the glove around his hand as Akari slowly makes his way back up to his feet, still fighting despite everything that has been thrown at him in this match so far. But Impact knows that can only last so long with the advantage in his favor.)
Gavin Kirkland: Akari stumbles toward the ring, and Impact is charging toward him! OH NO-
(# CRACK!)
Sienna Swann: IMPACT WITH A LOADED FIST OF FURY DIRECTLY TO AKARI WITH THE LEAD GLOVE!
Deadprez: The right hook connects and Akari Kiyoko is dropped like a sack of bricks into a pool of his own blood! And now Impact crumbles down to the ground, slowly beginning to scratch at the canvas and crawl toward the downed body of Akari Kiyoko. Will he be able to capitalize on this?!
Gavin Kirkland: He does! Impact manages to throw his arm over the body of Akari as the referee slides down for the pin attempt. And I think this might just be the end of this match right here!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘We’re All Mad Here’ begins to play through the speakers of the arena as the crowd reacts loudly for the finish of this match. Impact slowly rolls off the body of an unconscious Akari Kiyoko, making his way up to his feet. The referee immediately raises his hand in victory, but despite the celebration, Impact has a straight look on his face, as he takes off the glove and drops it down to the mat, looking down at the body of Akari one more time.)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sienna Swann: Can’t say that Impact didn’t deserve that victory, but for as much as he spent on physiotherapy he could’ve also spent it on a new hairline. It wouldn’t help the looks, but at least I could tolerate looking at him.
Deadprez: Akari gave the Hall of Famer hell, and he truly did lay it all on the line. But when it came down to it, the experience was what pushed Impact to the finish line in a hard fought battle. Not taking away from the fact that he had to go through an absolute war in order to get it.
Gavin Kirkland: And Impact may have taken notice of Akari’s performance tonight!
(Akari begins to stir, as he takes a glance up toward Impact. After a moment, the Hall of Famer extends his hand, offering to help him up. Akari looks at him before accepting it. Impact pulls him up before pulling him in close, enough to whisper in his ear.)
Impact: (Off-Mic) You’re the future, kid.
(Impact pats his back, and even though it’s his victory, he turns around and makes his way out of the ring. Akari is at the center of the ring, dropping down to a knee as he gets his standing ovation from the crowd tonight. After a moment, Reasonable Doubt begins to fade elsewhere.)
(The graphics for the next match appear.)
(The camera returns to ringside following the match graphic, and Gina Romano can be seen holding a microphone in hand.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘I Was Made For Lovin’ You’ by Kiss hits to loud cheers, and the camera pans towards the stage to reveal Cynthia Valice as she begins to walk out to the stage. Cynthia takes a moment, looking around at the large crowd and the ring ahead of her, taking in the moment ahead of her first Championship match. A smile forms on Cynthia’s face, before finally she begins to walk down the ramp, doing her best to remain calm ahead of the biggest match of her career thus far.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… From Kansas City, Missouri… Weighing in at 134 pounds… CYYYYYYYNNNTTTHHHHIIIIAAAAA VVAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIICCCEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: Cynthia Valice is here, and she looks ready for her first ever Championship match here! This is a big opportunity for Cynthia, but I wonder how she’ll navigate this one against a fighting Champion like Auburn, and a more… controversial figure such as Grace De Luca.
Gavin Kirkland: Controversial??? I don’t know what you’re talking about. All I know is that this match is going to steal the show, because these three beautiful and talented ladies all want that title more than anything else. Cynthia and Auburn don’t like Grace, but I think they’d hate losing tonight a lot more!
Sienna Swann: That was actually a good point there, sweetie. I didn’t expect you to be spot on, but it’s true. Cynthia is probably the most respectful of the Elitists here, but a nice smile won’t get her the Championship. She’s shown promise, so we’ll see if she can make the most of that tonight.
(While Cynthia waits at ringside, ‘Genie In A Bottle’ by Christina Aguilera begins to play. This receives a far more hostile reception, as the fans boo Grace De Luca on her way out to the stage. Cynthia tries to keep a focused look on her face as she looks towards her opponent at the stage, but Grace responds with just a look of confidence, smiling towards the fans in attendance with full belief that she’s ready to win the Specialists Championship tonight.)
Gina Romano: On her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 121 pounds… GRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEE DE LUUUUUUUUUUCCCAAAA!!!!
Deadprez: Grace De Luca is now here, and while most of the hatred has definitely been towards her, it can’t be denied that she has also stirred the pot in recent weeks, including just recently on Showdown when she took advantage of an unfortunate mistake to wipe out both of her opponents. Could this be Grace’s night?
Gavin Kirkland: I’ve been waiting to see Grace! Grace De Luca is phenomenal, and if there is ANYONE who deserves to walk away as Champion, it’s her! Sorry to Cynthia and Auburn, I just can’t deny perfection.
Sienna Swann: Well she looks the part, but I don’t think this is going to be an easy night for her knowing that not one, but both of her opponents would be glad if she wasn’t around. If she wants to be Champion, she’ll need to either work for it, or get very crafty.
(Finally, ‘Bad Blood’ by Taylor Swift featuring Kendrick Lamar hits, causing all of the fans in attendance to cheer once more. Auburn Ware begins to walk out to the stage with her Specialists Championship, but while she initially smiles towards the fans, it doesn’t take long for her to get focused. Not only have issues developed between herself and one of her challengers tonight in Grace De Luca, but she knows that a triple threat presents a unique challenge for her title tonight. Still, she doesn’t back down as she instead walks down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: And finally… From Bulawayo, Zimbabwe… Weighing in at 119 pounds… SHE IS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, AAAAAUUUUBUUURRRRNNNNN WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The Champion is here, and this will definitely be a challenge, but Auburn looks ready for it. After hearing everything she had to say, one thing seems certain. She’s not letting either challenger leave her sight, even if her thoughts on both of them are wildly different. Honestly, that’s the right mentality to have in a spot like this.
Gavin Kirkland: Can’t say you’re wrong there! Grace and Cynthia could pin each other and Auburn would still lose the Championship, so she can’t afford to overlook either of her opponents.
Sienna Swann: Wow, that Championship looks good on Auburn! It’d be a shame for her to lose it so soon, so hopefully she’s able to deliver tonight. It definitely won’t be easy with such unique competition, but props to Auburn, she hasn’t backed down throughout any of this.
Deadprez: That’s right, and now I’m just a few moments we’ll see if that fighting Champion mentality was worth it!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And we have a Specialists Championship match underway! This is bound to me a great match, as we have three talented women just itching to finally end this the right way-
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(Before Deadprez even had the chance to finish his sentence, Grace De Luca had already rolled out of the ring, having noticed glances from both Auburn Ware and Cynthia Valice. Auburn looks annoyed seeing this, and Grace just stares at Auburn, staying at ringside as she gestures towards Cynthia.)
Grace De Luca: (off-mic) Go ahead! You and Cindy can get started. Don’t mind me.
Deadprez: Alright. So much for ending this the right way.
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know what you’re talking about! That was genius from Grace De Luca! She knew that Auburn Ware and Cynthia Valice didn’t like her, so she’s just doing the right thing and protecting herself!
Sienna Swan: That’s right, sweetie. This triple threat can get really nasty, so taking whatever advantage you can get early on isn’t the worst idea, even if not very nice. Now Cynthia and Auburn don’t really have a choice but to turn their attention back to each other, as they now start to circle the ring!
Deadprez: AND NOW THERE’S THE LOCKUP- Which is quickly followed by a waistlock from Auburn Ware as she was able to slip behind Cynthia! Auburn has the experience on her side to get the better of Cynthia, but Cynthia is significantly taller, and thanks to this she has the reach to slowly pull Auburn’s head in, and transition into a headlock! Cynthia was actually able to get the better of Auburn there and I’m sure Grace is loving not having to take part in the action just yet!
(Grace De Luca remains at ringside, clapping for Cynthia, who just shakes her head seeing Grace stay out of the fight.)
Gavin Kirkland: Cynthia had a good move there, BUT AUBURN DOESN’T MAKE IT THAT EASY FOR HER AS SHE GRABS THE ARM OF CYNTHIA AND TRANSITIONS INTO A HAMMERLOCK! Auburn from there pulls Cynthia into a headlock of her own, and Auburn completely turns this one around!
Sienna Swann: Not so fast though! Cynthia is able to rush into the ropes and use them to push Auburn off of her, and Auburn bounces off before running into the opposite set of ropes! Cynthia steps forward and she tries to meet Auburn off the rebound with a clothesline-
Deadprez: BUT AUBURN DUCKS UNDER IT, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS THE OTHER SET OF ROPES AND DIVING THROUGH THEM TO GET TO GRACE DE LUCA WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: UH OH! I THINK GRACE’S PLAN MIGHT’VE JUST BACKFIRED!!! AUBURN JUST CRASHED INTO GRACE, AND NOW AUBURN DRAGS GRACE UP BEFORE RUNNING AND SLAMMING GRACE’S PERFECT FACE INTO THE RINGPOST!!! COME ON AUBURN, EASE UP ON HER A LITTLE! Grace is stumbling away from Auburn, and she quickly slides into the ring-
Sienna Swann: But that’s not safe either, sweetie! Grace De Luca might want to look behind her!
Deadprez: GRACE TURNS AROUND, AND I DON’T THINK SHE LIKES WHAT SHE SEES! SHE’S STARING FACE TO FACE WITH CYNTHIA VALICE- ALL WHILE AUBURN WARE CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON BEHIND HER! Grace is trapped between two people who, despite their issues with each other, have clearly found bigger problems with Grace herself! Grace just braces herself, as I think she knows there’s no way outta this one!
Gavin Kirkland: CYNTHIA HITA GRACE WITH A FOREARM, AND NOW SHE GRABS HER BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE CORNER! CYNTHIA RUNS IN, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH AS AUBURN GETS INTO THE RING! CYNTHIA NOW SENDS GRACE OUT OF THE CORNER AND INTO AUBURN’S PATH-
Sienna Swann: BUT GRACE JUMPS OVER AUBURN, PULLING AUBURN DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: BUT AUBURN PULLS HERSELF UP ON TOP OF GRACE, COUNTERING WITH A PIN OF HER OWN!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: BUT LOOK! CYNTHIA VALICE QUICKLY GRABS AUBURN AND PULLS HER OFF OF GRACE, BEFORE LIFTING AUBURN FOR A SNAP SUPLEX!
Sienna Swann: AUBURN DIDN’T LIKE THAT ONE BIT THOUGH, SWEETIE! SHE SLIPS OUT OF CYNTHIA’S GRASP AND LANDS BEHIND HER, BEFORE PUSHING HER THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE APRON!
Deadprez: I think Auburn wants a piece of Grace herself, and with everything that’s happened I can’t say I blame her! Grace is back up to her feet, AND SHE SWINGS AT AUBURN, BUT AUBURN DUCKS UNDER BEFORE GRABBING GRACE AND DELIVERING AN UPPERCUT! Auburn spins after this, AND NAILS GRACE WITH SHINY BROKEN PIECES! Grace drops to a knee, and the Specialists Champion is on fire right now, showing exactly why she’s holding that title right now!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn grabs onto Grace De Luca, AND SHE NOW GOES FOR MAD HONEY, THE SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!
Sienna Swann: BUT GRACE HOLDS ONTO AUBURN, AND NOW SHE RUNS OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE RING WHERE CYNTHIA WAS GETTING BACK UP-
Deadprez: AND JUST THROWS AUBURN INTO CYNTHIA, KNOCKING CYNTHIA OFF OF THE APRON AND SENDING BOTH WOMEN CRASHING DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!! WHAT A COUNTER BY GRACE DE LUCA, WHO SOMEHOW WAS ABLE TO TURN THIS ENTIRE MATCH INTO HER FAVOR EVEN AFTER WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED!
Sienna Swann: Well it looks like Grace isn’t just a pretty face, sweetie! She knew what she was doing there, using her own size advantage to take out both of her opponents at once! That was a better move than I was expecting from her, but now it looks like she has something else in mind!
Deadprez: Cynthia is slowly getting back up, AND SEEING THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE GRACE IS ABOUT TO TAKE A PAGE OUT OF AUBURN’S BOOK!! GRACE DE LUCA RUNS THE ROPES-
Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, AND KICKING CYNTHIA IN THE MIDSECTION!
Deadprez: Oh. Well the fans definitely didn’t like that one, but I don’t think Grace cares, as she quickly pulls Cynthia back, BEFORE SENDING HER BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Grace has a smile on her face as she walks away from Cynthia, all while the fans just shower her with boos.
Gavin Kirkland: Grace sends Auburn into the ring, but before getting in, she stops and thinks at ringside. She looks down at the apron for a moment… BEFORE DIGGING UNDER THE RING FOR SOMETHING! Remember, there are no disqualifications in a triple threat!
Sienna Swann: And that might be a problem for Auburn and Cynthia! Grace slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand as Auburn stumbles back up, AND SHE SWINGS IT DOWN ON AUBURN’S HEAD!!!
Deadprez: BUT AUBURN IS JUST BARELY ABLE TO CATCH IT, HOLDING ONTO IT AS SHE AND GRACE STRUGGLE FOR CONTROL OF THE WEAPON!
Gavin Kirkland: GRACE IS ABLE TO KICK AUBURN IN THE MIDSECTION THOUGH, FORCING AUBURN TO RELEASE THE CHAIR AS GRACE SLAMS IT INTO HER BACK! AUBURN DROPS DOWN TO ALL FOURS, AND GRACE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SHOT WITH THE CHAIRS, CAUSING AUBURN TO ROLL TOWARDS THE ROPES! Auburn pulls herself back up and stumbles while holding her back, BUT GRACE FOLLOWS, HITTING HER IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE CHAIR! GRACE NOW LOOKING FOR ONE MORE GOOD SHOT WITH THE CHAIR-
Sienna Swan: BUT AUBURN GETS OUT OF THE WAY, BEFORE STEPPING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE SO SHE CAN DROPKICK THE CHAIR INTO GRACE’S FACE! Would you look at that? That wasn’t bad, Auburn! Grace goes down temporarily, but that was just enough time for Auburn to pick up the chair herself. Auburn has her eyes on Grace, and I think she’s ready to give Grace what she asked for!
Deadprez: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO THAT, SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! CYNTHIA VALICE GRABBED AUBURN WHILE SHE WAS DISTRACTED WITH GRACE, PLANTING HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Cynthia grabs ahold of that steel chair now- but she just throws it over to the other side of the ring, not wanting to fight that way! Auburn stumbles back to her feet- AND NOW THERE’S THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE BY CYNTHIA! Cynthia turns and sees Grace using the ropes to get up after this, AND SHE RUSHES IN BEFORE SENDING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Sienna Swann: Grace falls out to ringside, and now Cynthia quickly turns back to Auburn as she starts getting back up! Cynthia pulls Auburn in, AND NOW SHE HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT THIS TIME SHE HOLDS ONTO AUBURN! CYNTHIA FINDS HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE LANDS A SECOND ONE! CYNTHIA POWERS AUBURN UP TO HER FEET FOR A THIRD TIME, AND IT LOOKS LIKE CYNTHIA IS READY FOR THREE STEPS FORWARD!
Deadprez: BUT SHE DOESN’T GET ALL THREE, AS AUBURN IS ABLE TO BEGIN REPEATEDLY SENDING BACK ELBOWS INTO CYNTHIA! Cynthia is forced to let go of Auburn, and now Auburn drops down and crawls backwards to quickly get behind Cynthia, before grabbing the chair and-
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: SMASHING IT RIGHT OVER CYNTHIA’S HEAD!!!! Harsh! I know that anything goes in a triple threat and this is all about that title, but that was rough.
Sienna Swann: Well you can’t blame Auburn for trying to take out a threat sweetie, especially not after Grace was the one who brought the weapons into this match and heating things up. Auburn walks towards the ropes-
Deadprez: AND SPEAKING OF GRACE, GRACE JUST PULLED ON AUBURN’S LEGS, DROPPING HER TO THE MAT BEFORE PULLING HER OUT OF THE RING! AUBURN LANDS AT RINGSIDE AND QUICKLY GETS UP- ONLY TO GET WHACKED IN THE MIDSECTION BY A KENDO STICK!!! GRACE CLEARLY USED HER TIME OUT AT RINGSIDE TO FIND ANOTHER WEAPON, AND IT DEFINITELY DID DAMAGE AS AUBURN STUMBLES AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn stumbles over towards our table, AND GRACE LANDS ANOTHER KENDO STICK SHOT, THIS TIME TO AUBURN’S BACK AS AUBURN DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES! Grace raises her kendo stick again, AND SHE LANDS ONE MORE HUGE KENDO STICK SHOT! Cynthia is stirring at ringside during this, but she’s holding her head in pain, staring out at Auburn as I think she’s beginning to wonder what she should do.
(Cynthia takes a moment, staring at the fight between Auburn Ware and Grace De Luca with a conflicted look on her face, before finally rolling out of the ring.)
Deadprez: This match clearly spilled out of control in a way that Cynthia may not have been prepared for, as this clearly won’t be the clean wrestling match she was hoping for- WHICH WE’RE SEEING RIGHT NOW, AS AUBURN JUST PICKED UP ONE OF OUR MONITORS, SWINGING BACK AND HITTING GRACE IN THE FACE WITH IT TO GET HER OFF OF HER! That’s what this match has become, and if Cynthia wants to become the Specialists Champion tonight, she’ll need to find a way to work around that!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn grabs Grace De Luca, BEFORE- WOAH!! SHE THROWS GRACE ACROSS OUR TABLE, AND THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! Grace is over here right by us, and Auburn Ware is doing everything she can to stay in this one knowing that her Championship is on the line here! Auburn is showing some great heart as Champion right now, and she-
(DING!)
Sienna Swann: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE BEING TAKEN UP A NOTCH, SWEETIE! CYNTHIA JUST HIT AUBURN IN THE FACE WITH THE RING BELL!!!!
Deadprez: I don’t think Cynthia liked doing that, but she knows that it’d be a waste missing out on what could be her first Championship! Cynthia grabs Auburn, AND SHE SENDS HER CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS, AND THAT WAS A BAD COLLISION! I THINK AUBURN’S HEAD MIGHT’VE HIT THOSE STEPS, AND THAT MIGHT’VE TAKEN HER OUT OF THIS ONE!
Gavin Kirkland: Cynthia quickly goes after Grace, sending her into the ring before quickly following behind! Grace stumbles back to her feet, AND NOW CYNTHIA SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, EAGER TO CAPITALIZE WITH THE SHY FLASH!!!
Sienna Swann: NOT SO FAST, DEAR! GRACE DE LUCA DUCKED UNDER THAT MOVE, AND I DON’T THINK CYNTHIA WAS EXPECTING THAT! CYNTHIA TURNS AROUND, RIGHT INTO A GRACE-FUL CLOTHESLINE!!!!
Deadprez: BUT CYNTHIA WAS PREPARED FOR THIS, AND SHE DUCKS UNDER THIS NOW BEFORE LIFTING GRACE UP FROM BEHIND!
Gavin Kirkland: FALLING COURAGE!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! IT WAS A REAL CLOSE ATTEMPT, BUT GRACE DE LUCA IS ABLE TO FREE HERSELF FROM CYNTHIA’S GRASP BEFORE SHE COULD GO ALL THE WAY WITH THE MOVE! GRACE LANDS ON HER FEET AND QUICKLY PULLS CYNTHIA IN, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF CYNTHIA’S BRIEF HESITATION AFTER THE COUNTER!
Gavin Kirkland: GRACE IS ABLE TO LIFT CYNTHIA UP, BEFORE QUICKLY DRIVING HER HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH THE PERFECTION PLEX!!!! THAT WAS A PERFECT MOVE FROM A PERFECT WOMAN, AND NOW GRACE IS ONLY THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM BECOMING CHAMPION AS SHE HOOKS THE LEGS!
Sienna Swann: SHE DOESN’T STOP THERE! SHE PLACES BOTH OF HER FEET ON THE ROPES FOR ADDED LEVERAGE, AND THERE’S NOTHING THE REFEREE CAN DO ABOUT IT IN A TRIPLE THREAT!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Deadprez: BUT CYNTHIA IS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!!!!
(Seeing that the match is not over the crowd explodes with cheers, but Grace is quick to turn her attention to the referee.)
Grace De Luca: (off-mic) No no no, that was three! Why aren’t you ringing the bell??
Referee: (off-mic) Nope, only a two!
(Grace stares at the referee in disbelief, genuinely unsure of how Cynthia wasn’t put away by the brainbuster. However, after a moment she just shakes her head, choosing to make sure that she’s able to put Cynthia down before the Champion even has time to return to the match.)
Deadprez: Grace De Luca clearly isn’t pleased with the officiating of this match, but that might not matter now, as she seems ready to bring this one to an end! Cynthia lifts Grace onto her shoulders, AND SHE HAS HER IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Gavin Kirkland: GRACE POPS CYNTHIA OFF OF HER SHOULDERS, FOR THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY!!!
Sienna Swann: BUT CYNTHIA CATCHES THE LEG, AND SHE TURNS GRACE OVER, LOCKING IN QUIET DESPERATION!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CYNTHIA HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED, AND I DON’T THINK GRACE WAS EXPECTING THIS WHATSOEVER!!!! CYNTHIA IS NEW TO THE BUSINESS AND THEREFORE KNEW SHE STILL HAS PLACES TO GO, BUT SHE WAS ABLE TO SURPRISE GRACE IN A MEANINGFUL WAY JUST NOW, BOTH IN SURVIVING EVEN THAT ROPE-ASSISTED PINFALL FOLLOWING THE PERFECTION PLEX, AND NOW APPLYING THE SUBMISSION THAT MAY JUST GRANT HER THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: GRACE DE LUCA IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, AND THIS MAY BE BAD FOR HER!! I DON’T THINK SHE EXPECTED TO GET TRAPPED IN THIS SUBMISSION! GRACE IS STRUGGLING- AND LOOK AT CYNTHIA GO! SHE JUST PULLED GRACE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, SO THAT SHE NOW CAN’T EVEN ESCAPE OUT TO RINGSIDE!!!
Sienna Swann: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE!! GRACE HAS NOWHERE LEFT TO GO, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT ALREADY BE FORCED TO TAP!
Deadprez: GRACE IS RAISING HER HAND, AND I THINK SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT! SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP! WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, NOT YET! GRACE JUST PLACED HER HAND DOWN ON THE MAT, BEFORE ROLLING HERSELF FORWARD AND SENDING CYNTHIA FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! GRACE JUST FREED HERSELF FROM THE SUBMISSION BEFORE CYNTHIA COULD APPLY THE GROUNDED GRAPEVINE, AND THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!
Sienna Swann: It sure was, sweetie! It definitely would’ve been a shame if Grace had to tap out after everything she did to these two, but lucky for her she won’t have to worry about that now. She gets a brief moment to recover, and-
Deadprez: TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs:
Deadprez: SO MUCH FOR GETTING A MOMENT TO RECOVER! AUBURN CLIMBED ONTO THE TOP ROPE WHILE GRACE GOT CYNTHIA OFF OF HER, BEFORE DROPPING THAT INCREDIBLE ELBOW ONTO GRACE! AUBURN LANDS ON TOP OF GRACE DE LUCA AFTER MAKING AN INCREDIBLE COMEBACK, HOOKING THE LEGS TO RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT AFTER BEING ON THE VERGE OF LOSING IT!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CYNTHIA IS ABLE TO SAVE THE MATCH AT THE LAST SECOND, SHOVING AUBURN OFF OF GRACE BEFORE TAKING THE COVER FOR HERSELF!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Sienna Swann: BUT AUBURN QUICKLY GETS BACK UP, BREAKING UP THE PIN WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT SENTON!!!!
Deadprez: Auburn rolls off of Cynthia, and things have definitely been pretty complicated between these two! Cynthia and Auburn have shown respect towards each other, especially compared to their thoughts on Grace, and that’s exactly why they started the match locking up. However, they’ve definitely had their fair share of encounters recently, and even now you can see the side of Auburn’s forehead, which looks like it might’ve been busted open, either by the ring bell or from the steel steps! You have to wonder what they’ll be willing to do to leave Reasonable Doubt as Champion, especially now that all bets seem to be off!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn gets back to her feet, as does Cynthia slowly but surely, AND NOW THEY’RE GOING AT IT! AUBURN HITS CYNTHIA WITH A FOREARM AND SHE FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN, AND WE NOW HAVE A HOCKEY FIGHT GOING ON BETWEEN CYNTHIA AND AUBURN, WHO AREN’T EVEN THE ONES THAT HATE EACH OTHER!
Sienna Swann: CYNTHIA IS ABLE TO SHOVE AUBURN BACK- BUT AUBURN REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES BEFORE SURPRISING CYNTHIA WITH A HURRICANRANA! Cynthia hits the mat before stumbling into the corner of the ring, but that’s right where Auburn wants her!
Deadprez: Auburn runs in, BUT CYNTHIA LIFTS AUBURN UP TO THE TOP ROPE! CYNTHIA USED THE SIZE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO TO HER ADVANTAGE, AS NOW CYNTHIA QUICKLY REALIZES THIS MAY BE HER TIME TO CAPITALIZE!
Gavin Kirkland: Cynthia makes the climb before meeting Auburn at the top rope, AND I THINK CYNTHIA MIGHT BE SETTING UP FOR A SUPERPLEX!!!!
Sienna Swann: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT SWEETIE, CYNTHIA MIGHT WANT TO LOOK OUT!
Deadprez: GRACE DE LUCA JUST SHOVED CYNTHIA’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER, DROPPING CYNTHIA INTO A TREE OF WOE POSITION WHILE AUBURN IS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE! Grace quickly stands up onto the middle ropes, STOMPING ONTO CYNTHIA’S FACE BEFORE TURNING HER ATTENTION TO AUBURN, AND QUICKLY BEGINNING TO RAKE THE EYES!
Gavin Kirkland: These three ladies are all in a dangerous spot right now, as Cynthia just continues hanging upside down from the top rope! Cynthia is trying to slowly grab onto the top rope and pull herself up! Grace now setting Auburn up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT BE TRYING TO LIFT AUBURN FOR A SUPERPLEX- BUT SHE CHANGES HER POSITIONING, PLACING BOTH FEET ON THE SAME MIDDLE ROPE!
Sienna Swann: AND GRACE LIFTS AUBURN BEFORE SPINNING, DROPPING AUBURN RIGHT INTO CYNTHIA’S FACE WITH AN AVALANCHE VERSION OF THE PERFECTION PLEX!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CYNTHIA SHOWED GREAT CORE STRENGTH TRYING TO PULL HERSELF BACK UP, BUT IT WAS AT A BAD TIME AS SHE AND AUBURN JUST HAD THEIR HEAD’S COLLIDE IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY!
Gavin Kirkland: GRACE DE LUCA JUST WIPED OUT BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS, AND NOW SHE QUICKLY PULLS HERSELF ON TOP OF THE CHAMPION FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: BUT THE CHAMPION STAYS ALIVE, GETTING THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!
(The crowd once again explodes with cheers, only this time Grace De Luca is at a loss for words. She looks at the referee briefly, soon enough to see him gesture towards the timekeeper’s area that it was only a two count. Grace just shakes her head, before finally rolling out of the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: Grace De Luca isn’t happy whatsoever, but it looks like she has something good in mind here as she just rolled out of the ring! Grace has spent this whole match taking advantage of the fact that anything goes in a triple threat, and it looks like that’s not stopping now! She is digging under the ring for something, and with the state both of her opponents are already in, this could be the key to Grace being crowned Champion!
Sienna Swann: It looks like Grace found what she wanted, and… Wow. That’s an inspired choice.
(The crowd reaction rises as Grace De Luca slowly pulls a tall mirror out from under the ring, one that is even taller than her. Grace raises the mirror and smiles towards it for a brief moment, before quickly sliding it into the ring and following behind.)
Deadprez: Grace props that mirror up in an empty corner, BEFORE MAKING HER WAY OVER TOWARDS CYNTHIA, WHO IS STILL HUNG UP IN THE TREE OF WOE! Grace just pulls her off the top rope, allowing Cynthia to just crash onto the mat, and now Grace begins to pull her up as she seems to have plans to destroy that mirror!
Gavin Kirkland: Grace De Luca lifts Cynthia onto her shoulders-
Deadprez: BUT CYNTHIA IS ABLE TO BEGIN ELBOWING GRACE IN THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! CYNTHIA’S HEAD MUST BE KILLING HER AFTER AUBURN FELL ON HER, BUT SHE STILL HAS ENOUGH FIGHT LEFT IN HER TO BEGIN FIGHTING BACK AGAINST GRACE! CYNTHIA IS ABLE TO KEEP ELBOWING GRACE UNTIL GRACE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF HER! Grace let’s go, AND NOW CYNTHIA GRABS HER AND TURNS AROUND, THROWING GRACE INTO-
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO!!! AUBURN WARE WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD, ONLY THIS TIME IT WAS FOR GRACE!!!! GRACE DE LUCA FALLS BACKWARDS, BUT SHE DOESN’T EVEN GET TO HIT THE MAT!
Sienna Swann: SHE SURE DOESN’T! SHE FELL RIGHT INTO CYNTHIA’S GRASP, AND CYNTHIA LIFTS GRACE BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH FALLING COURAGE!!!! GRACE DE LUCA GOES DOWN, AND NOW ONLY AUBURN WARE AND CYNTHIA VALICE ARE STANDING!!!
(Auburn Ware and Cynthia Valice stare at each other for a moment. However, their attention turns towards that mirror that Grace brought into the match, before the two slowly begin to turn towards Grace De Luca, who is still laid out at their feet. The crowd reaction rises, as it doesn’t take long for the two to come up with an idea. Auburn sets the steel chair up on the mat, leaving it seated before turning her attention to Grace, and helping Cynthia lift her up.)
Deadprez: WAIT A SECOND!! AUBURN WARE AND CYNTHIA VALICE BOTH PULL GRACE DE LUCA UP, AND I THINK THEY’RE ABOUT TO MAKE HER REGRET EVERYTHING SHE’S DONE FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT WAIT WAIT, DON’T DO THIS!!!! THERE’S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY! CAN’T WE JUST TALK THIS OUT-
(CRASH!!!!!!!)
Deadprez: AND THROUGH THE MIRROR GRACE GOES, AS BOTH AUBURN AND CYNTHIA WORK TOGETHER TO GIVE GRACE WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOOO!!!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!
(The fans cheer, and Cynthia Valice looks down at Grace De Luca as she rolls out of the ring, screaming in pain. Hearing the cheers and applause from the fans, Cynthia smiles knowing that in the end, she was able to get back at Grace De Luca, who up to this point had been the main source of tension between the competitors in this match-)
Deadprez: WOAH, WAIT A SECOND!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AS SOON AS CYNTHIA TURNED AROUND, AUBURN WARE SCOOPED HER UP!
Deadprez: AND BEFORE THE SIZE DIFFERENCE COULD GET TO AUBURN, SHE TURNS AND DROPS CYNTHIA VALICE WITH “MALIBU RISING” ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR SHE DROPPED MOMENTS AGO, COMPLETELY BUCKLING IT!!!! CYNTHIA TOOK HER EYES OFF THE PRIZE FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS, AND THAT MAY HAVE JUST COST HER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AUBURN QUICKLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET AND PULLS CYNTHIA VALICE BACK UP, BEFORE POWERING HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS ONE MORE TIME!!!!
Sienna Swann: VERITY!!!!
Deadprez: AUBURN WARE CONNECTS WITH VERITY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! AUBURN FALLS INTO THE COVER, JUST BARELY MANAGING TO HOOK THE LEG!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… AAANNNDDDDDDD SSSTTILLLLLLLLL YOUR SPECIALISTS CHAMPION….. AAAAAUUUUUUUBBUUUUURRRNNNNNN WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(The crowd explodes with cheers as Auburn remains on top of Cynthia for a moment. As ‘Bad Blood’ begins to play once again, Auburn slowly wipes off the bit of blood coming from the side of her head. After this she rolls off of Cynthia Valice, before using the ropes to pull herself up as the referee hands her the Specialists Championship.)
Deadprez: AUBURN WARE GETS IT DONE! In the end Auburn and Cynthia decided to finally focus on taking out the source of the problems between these three, but ultimately I think Cynthia’s inexperience cost her there, as Auburn was quicker to pull the trigger and take down the remaining opponent for the win!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn Ware and Cynthia Valice both did incredible tonight, but… I can’t believe it. Grace was supposed to become Champion tonight, and now look at her at ringside! She has glass in her back! This is just… I can’t do this.
Sienna Swann: It’s fine, sweetie. Grace did well enough and used the stipulation to her advantage, but clearly her own actions ended up coming back to haunt her. The same weapons that cost her to win were all brought into the match by her in the first place.
Deadprez: That’s true, and I’m sure she’s not gonna be happy about this result once she wakes back up. Still, tonight is Auburn Ware’s night, and while I’m sure she would’ve loved to take out Grace to win after all this, the fact that she didn’t miss that final opening to defeat Cynthia may have been the difference maker tonight. This was one hell of a Championship defense. Congratulations to Auburn Ware!
(The camera gets a shot of Grace De Luca still laid out at ringside, who has a bit of glass in her back thanks to the mirror. Cynthia Valice is seated in the corner, recovering as she looks a bit disappointed with the result, though understanding what went wrong. Auburn Ware remains in the center of the ring, and she raises her Championship in the air as the referee raises her hand. From there, Reasonable Doubt fades away from ringside.)
(The graphic for the next match appears.)
(The camera shot returns to the ringside area before cutting to the ring where Gina Romano is standing with a microphone as she is ready to begin the introductions for the next match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is the special LAST! WOMAN! STANDING MATCH!!
Crowd: AOIJHGOAEIGAHGOHAOGLHAOIHA!
Gina Romano: The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent long enough that they are unable to answer the referee’s ten count.
(The arena goes dark….)
(The sound of a Hellcat scratching through the screen is seen with a roar….)
(Fireworks blast off the entrance as “Just Stop” by Disturbed plays throughout the arena…..)
(The beautiful and confident Pandora Paisley walks out in her black and cheetah print wrestling gear, fedora and glasses, standing at the entrance way looking out into the crowd as they shower her with a loud and negative reaction. Following closely behind is the infamous Silas Mason. She lowers her glasses and winks, looking around at the crowd, screams and then smirks and starts to make her way down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Representing Silas World and being accompanied to the ring by SILAS MASON! Now residing in Santa Monica, California! Weighing in at 9 Stone. Here is “THE HELLCAT” PANDORA PAISLEY!
Deadprez: This rivalry has been brewing for quite a long time and this possibly could be the end of it as Pandora Paisley heads to the ring accompanied by the infamous Silas Mason. Sienna, what are your thoughts on Pandora?
Sienna Swann: She has an intense attitude and a great style…not as good as mine, but her taste in managers is extremely crappy, especially since she has associated herself with this piece of garbage Silas Mason.
Gavin Kirkland: If it makes you feel any better, nobody likes Silas Mason. But ever since she joined Silas World, more eyes have been on her than ever. But she blames Brianna for her being out of the title picture. Will Pandora get rid of this pest and get back into the title hunt?
(Pandora gets to the apron and hops up to the ring as the crowd looks on, flipping over the ropes back first while Silas takes his place at ringside. Once inside the ring Pandora goes to the corner, climbing it and posing in her own confident way before dropping down and walking to the middle of the ring where she takes off her entrance attire, the Hellcat stands waiting to start her fight as her music is replaced by ‘Mirtazapine’ by Hayley Williams. Seconds later, Brianna Hill enters the arena and is met with a mixed, yet positive reaction from the crowd as she heads right to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing her opponent! From Cancún, Mexico! Weighing 119 pounds! Here is “THE BUTTERFLY QUEEN” BRIANNA HILL!
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, it sounds to me that this crowd doesn’t like either one of them. Brianna calls herself the Butterfly Queen, but she dresses like the butterfly hit the bug zapper.
Gavin Kirkland: Ever since the beautiful but not as beautiful as Sienna Brianna was ousted out of Silas World three months ago, she has been on a mission and that mission could put her right into a future title match.
Deadprez: These two hate each other, but remember the stipulation that Kennedy Street added and that the winner of this match gets a future championship match that can occur as early as the Grand Rampage. Who will be the last woman standing? We’re about to find out!
(Brianna enters the ring and glares at Silas before taking a corner and her music fades off. Both women are glaring at each other as the referee looks at both competitors before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Sienna Swann: This match is underway and if these two women hate each other as what has been perceived in the recent weeks, I expect this match to start with these two just beating the hell out of each other.
Deadprez: Both women come up to the center of the ring and they are just jawjacking with each other and just pointing and yelling. Neither woman looks too happy right now AS BRIANNA SLAPS PANDORA IN THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora turns back to Brianna AND IF THERE WASN’T FIRE BEFORE, THERE IS NOW BECAUSE PANDORA LOOKS ANNOYED AT THAT SLAP BEFORE RETURNING THE FAVOR WITH A SLAP OF HER OWN!
Deadprez: Brianna doesn’t get a chance to counter AS PANDORA STARTS THROWING RIGHT HANDS INTO BRIANNA’S HEAD, BUT BRIANNA ISN’T BACKING DOWN!
Sienna Swann: Brianna comes back with a right hand of her own AND NOW THERE IS A FIST FIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! If they are going to have a fight at least dress like you are ready to fight.
Gavin Kirkland: If this beautiful angel says so, then it has to be true. But knowing these two, it is just going to be the beginning. They want to rip each other apart in the very WORST way.
Sienna Swann: Of course Silas Mason is yelling at Pandora to get the advantage. Geez, I hope somebody shuts him up so we don’t have to hear his voice for as long as possible.
Deadprez: Neither woman is giving an inch in this fight as Brianna gets backed into the ropes AND PANDORA WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT SENDING BRIANNA THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna is down on the floor, but the referee isn’t starting a count because they know that Brianna will be back up pretty quickly as Pandora gets on the apron–
Sienna Swann: BRIANNA WITH A LEG SWEEP TAKING PANDORA DOWN AND CRACKING THE BACK OF HER HEAD ON THE APRON! BRIANNA WAS PLAYING POSSUM!
Deadprez: Pandora is holding her head in pain as she rolls to the floor, but stands on her feet. Brianna grabs her by the arms and whips her to the ringpost AND PANDORA GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora is still on her feet as she stumbles to the barricade to keep her balance as BRIANNA RUNS IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE–
Deadprez: PANDORA GRABS BRIANNA AND LIFTS HER UP BEFORE DROPPING BRIANNA FACE FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE! THAT WAS AN UGLY LANDING AS PANDORA FOLLOWS UP WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Sienna Swann: Brianna is down as Pandora SHOVES DOWN A CAMERAMAN SENDING HIM TO THE FLOOR! Not a bad move, but I think I would have done something a little more creative.
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora grabs the camera and drags it over to Brianna BEFORE PANDORA WRAPS THE CAMERA CORD AROUND BRIANNA’S NECK AND STARTS TO CHOKE HER! With Sienna sitting next to me, this just doesn’t hit the same way as it used to.
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, I get it. Having Dior or Gucci at the table makes everyone else look like Wal-Mart.
Deadprez: All the while, Brianna is being choked out by Pandora AND BRIANNA IS STARTING TO TURN PURPLE! THIS COULD BE THE QUICKEST LAST WOMAN STANDING MATCH IN EAW HISTORY–
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BRIANNA GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR AND COUNTERS WITH A SNAPMARE TAKING PANDORA TO THE FLOOR! Brianna backs up and is coughing heavily after being almost strangled to death by Pandora.
Sienna Swann: While we once again hear that pain in the butt Silas Mason flapping his gums trying to get Pandora back in this match. If Brianna knocks him out, I wouldn’t mind. At all. Ever.
Deadprez: Pandora is the first to get back to her feet AND SHE RUNS IN FOR A DROPKICK THAT BRIANNA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF AND PANDORA ENDS UP DROPKICKING THE BARRICADE!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna uses the barricade to get back to her feet AS SHE RUNS OVER AND KICKS PANDORA RIGHT IN THE FACE!! THAT WAS A STRAIGHT PUNT TO THE FACE!
Deadprez: PANDORA HOLDS HER FACE IN PAIN! Brianna grabs Pandora by the hair and drags her over to the timekeeper’s area and yells for everybody to clear the area.
Sienna Swann: Gina Romano and the timekeeper have got out of dodge as BRIANNA TRIES TO THROW PANDORA FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR–
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA BLOCKS IT AT THE LAST SECOND AND THROWS A BACKHAND CATCHING BRIANNA IN THE MOUTH!
Sienna Swann: Brianna backs up as Pandora gets back to her feet and we see that Pandora is bleeding a little from the nose after being kicked in the face. Red doesn’t go well with her gear, sweetie.
Deadprez: Be that as it may, Pandora is rummaging in the timekeeper’s area for perhaps another weapon as Brianna comes back and grabs Pandora by the hair to pull her back–
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA JUST SPRAYED WATER IN BRIANNA’S FACE TO BACK HER UP! PANDORA FOUND A WATER BOTTLE UNDER THE TIMEKEEPER TABLE AND USED IT IN HER FAVOR!
Sienna Swann: Hopefully it wasn’t one that wasn’t already being drank out of by somebody.
Deadprez: We won’t pursue that mystery any further as PANDORA FIRES OFF A CLOTHESLINE TAKING BRIANNA DOWN AND BRIANNA’S HEAD CRACKS THE STEEL STEPS!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna is on the floor trying to recover as Pandora goes under the ring to find her next weapon AND SHE COMES OUT WITH… WAIT WHAT IS THAT?
Deadprez: THAT’S ONE OF THE WRENCHES THEY USE TO SET UP THE RING AND I DON’T THINK PANDORA IS GOING TO DO ANY RING REPAIRS, DAWG!
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, I think Pandora might be trying to knock a few of Brianna’s screws loose in her head.
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna is almost to her feet AND PANDORA SWINGS THE WRENCH AT BRIANNA–
Sienna Swann: BRIANNA GOT OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND AVOIDED THE SHOT AS PANDORA ALMOST CRACKED THE STEPS WITH THE WRENCH–
(CRACK!)
Deadprez: PANDORA SAW IT COMING AND FLUNG THE WRENCH BACK ALMOST LIKE A SPINNING BACK FIST AND CAUGHT BRIANNA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE WRENCH!
Gavin Kirkland: That could have knocked Brianna out and here comes the referee to make the first count of the match!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVE–
Sienna Swann: Brianna has made it back to her feet at six and Pandora is back on the attack and lifts Brianna in the air AND SENDS HER ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Deadprez: BRIANNA ROLLS INTO THE RING IN PAIN AS PANDORA GOES BACK UNDER THE RING TO FIND MORE WEAPONRY!!
Gavin Kirkland: We hear the crowd cheering loudly because PANDORA HAS BROUGHT OUT A TABLE! They don’t like Pandora but they do love the use of tables in matches.
Deadprez: She slides the table into the ring and goes back under the ring AND BRINGS OUT A CHAIN! WHAT IN THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE PLANNED?
Sienna Swann: Probably nothing good, sweetie. Pandora slides into the ring with evil intentions clear in her eyes as that uncouth idiot Silas Mason is yelling at Pandora and telling her not to hold back.
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna is still on the mat as Pandora stands above her like a predator to her prey AS SHE RAISES THE CHAIN–
Sienna Swann: PANDORA CRACKS BRIANNA IN THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN! BRIANNA IS CONVULSING ON MAT IN PAIN AS THE STEEL CRACKED AGAINST HER SPINE!
Deadprez: She isn’t stopping at one time because Pandora raises the chain AND CRACKS HER IN THE BACK AGAIN! OH MY GAWD, DAWG!
Gavin Kirkland: Whatever Pandora is wanting to do in this match, she can and it might only be a matter of time at this rate.
Sienna Swann: Now Pandora rolls Brianna onto her back and raises the chain up again AND SHE CRACKS BRIANNA IN THE RIBS WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!
Deadprez: PANDORA RAISES THE CHAIN AND CRACKS BRIANNA IN THE RIBS AGAIN! HOLY SHIT, DAWG! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN BRIANNA’S RIBS WITH THAT SHOT RIGHT THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: Who knows what damage was just done with those shots with the steel chain and now Pandora has the chain in one hand and Brianna’s hair in the other.
Deadprez: Pandora is dragging Brianna with her towards the corner as Pandora is now sitting on the top turnbuckle.
Sienna Swann: Pandora is using her legs to grapevine around Brianna to keep her in place as SHE HOLDS THE CHAIN AROUND HER NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh this is not gonna be good at all.
Sienna Swann: Pandora now has the chain in her hands as she scoots herself off the turnbuckle and onto the ropes.
Deadprez: Pandora has a tight hold on the chain AS SHE FALLS BACK—
Gavin Kirkland: SHE IS CHOKING BRIANNA WITH THE CHAIN!! PANDORA IS STRANGLING BRIANNA WITH THAT CHAIN!!
Sienna Swann: She is using the ropes to tighten the choke and provide extra leverage. She wants to end more than this match if things go her way..
Deadprez: Silas is cheering her on and the crowd is booing Pandora out of the building while this crowd is cheering for Brianna.
Gavin Kirkland: She’s not exactly one of the most popular around here but it goes to show what can happen when you oppose Silas World in any form.
Deadprez: BUT LOOK AT BRIANNA! BRIANNA IS TRYING TO PUT UP ANY SORT OF FIGHT SHE CAN BY TRYING TO GET THE CHAIN OFF FROM AROUND HER NECK!!
Sienna Swann: Well, Sweetie, Brianna needs to hurry and figure something out or she is going to be in a state that she doesn’t wanna be in… unconsciousness.
Gavin Kirkland: BRIANNA IS FIGHTING AND STRUGGLING TO TRY AND GIVE HERSELF A CHANCE TO GET BACK IN THIS MATCH!! IF SHE GETS THAT CHAIN OFF FROM AROUND HER NECK, THEN THIS COULD BE A WHOLE NEW MATCH!
Sienna Swann: It is kind of hard to do that whenever she is no doubt having a hard time breathing after being whipped in the ribs with a chain. She is at a horrible disadvantage–
Deadprez: SHE GOT THE CHAIN OFF AROUND HER NECK! PANDORA FLIPS BACK AND MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET ON THE OUTSIDE AS BRIANNA FALLS TO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora is trying to get back into the ring but SHE IS BEING STOPPED BY SILAS MASON! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING!
Silas Mason: (off-mic) Hold on a second! Watch her suffer first!
Sienna Swann: What an absolute idiot. Watch her suffer? I was going to ask what was wrong with him but we all know what’s wrong with him. Regardless, Brianna is on the mat and the referee starts a count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Deadprez: Brianna is moving and crawling herself towards the ropes, but dawg, I don’t know if she is going to beat the count. It’s going to be close.
Referee: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! T–
Gavin Kirkland: SHE BEAT THE COUNT! BRIANNA IS UP AT NINE AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES! She is up but Pandora isn’t back in the ring ye–
(CRACK!)
Deadprez: PANDORA WITH A KENDO STICK TO THE BACK OF BRIANNA’S HEAD, BUT BRIANNA IS STILL ON HER FEET THANKS TO HER STILL HANGING ONTO THE ROPES!
Sienna Swann: Well, sweetie, the reason she wasn’t in the ring was because Pandora pulled the table out of the ring and set it up outside the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: I am so glad you are here on commentary with us, Sienna.
Sienna Swann: Everyone is, Sweetie.
Deadprez: She’s not wrong. But Pandora glares at Brianna AND JUST CLOCKS HER WITH THE KENDO STICK ONCE AGAIN! BRIANNA DROPS TO A KNEE AS PANDORA GLARES DOWN AT BRIANNA!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna looks up at Pandora. Brianna is breathing heavily as Pandora kneels down to get eye level with Brianna?
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) Since you are looking at the Last Woman Standing? What do you have to say for yourself before I finish you off?
Brianna Hill: (off-mic) Fu… FUCK YOU BITCH!
Sienna Swann: Well Brianna certainly told Pandora exactly what she thought of her–
Deadprez: BRIANNA WITH A RIGHT HOOK RIGHT IN PANDORA’S FACE! PANDORA DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AS SHE HOLDS HER CHEEK–
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA COMES BACK WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE SENDING BRIANNA THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!!
Deadprez: Pandora quickly follows suit through the ropes AND CLOCKS BRIANNA WITH THE KENDO STICK ONCE AGAIN! SOMEHOW BRIANNA IS STILL ON HER FEET! I give her a lot of credit for being able to stand considering the beating she has taken thus far in the match.
Sienna Swann: To change the subject for a second, does anybody else think that Silas Mason got his suit from a clown college surplus store or something?
Gavin Kirkland: Again I say, I am so glad that you are on commentary with us.
Sienna Swann: You can keep talking like that. I certainly won’t mind hearing it, Sweetie.
Deadprez: As we get back to the match, Pandora picks up Brianna and SLAMS HER ON THE TABLE! Now Pandora has something on her mind as she climbs back on the apron AND GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora is now on the top turnbuckle as she makes sure that Brianna hasn’t moved. Pandora has a very evil smirk on her face BEFORE SHE JUMPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MOONSAULT TO THE FLOOR–
(CRASH!)
Sienna Swann: SHE GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!
Deadprez: BRIANNA GOT OUT OF THE WAY AND OFF THE TABLE AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND PANDORA CRASHES AND BURNS BY SENDING HERSELF THROUGH THE TABLE!
Gavin Kirkland: SILAS MASON IS IN SHOCK AS PANDORA IS WITHIN WHAT IS LEFT OF THAT TABLE AS BRIANNA STUMBLED OVER TO THE RING APRON! BRIANNA IS UP! PANDORA IS DOWN! AND THE REFEREE STARTS A COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Deadprez: Pandora took a hard fall when she hit the floor off the messed up moonsault and she is just barely starting to move! Could Brianna pull it off?
Referee: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NI–
Sienna Swann: SHE’S UP! Pandora is up at eight and this match continues while Silas is jumping around like a damn idiot.
Gavin Kirkland: Eww. We can see the sweat dripping from that ugly bald head of his. Brianna grabs the Kendo Stick that Pandora had earlier AND JUST STARTS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HER WITH IT!
Sienna Swann: From what I have seen and heard about these two women, there will be plenty more weapons where that came from as Brianna has beat her to the point where she is slumped on our announce table.
Deadprez: Brianna sneaks herself under the ring and SHE PULLS OUT A MIRROR! She is looking at her reflection for a second while pulling out the mirror–
(CRASH!)
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA PAISLEY WITH “PANDORA’S BOX RIGHT THROUGH BACK OF THE MIRROR! THE MIRROR HAS SHATTERED AND THE BOOT CAUGHT BRIANNA IN THE JAW!
Sienna Swann: The Big Boot wasn’t as effective thanks to the mirror absorbing some of the force of the move as Brianna stumbled back and leaned against the apron. Pandora comes running in–
Deadprez: PANDORA WENT FOR A BIG BOOT ONCE AGAIN BUT BRIANNA GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND PANDORA ALMOST KICKED THE RING POST! Brianna grabs Pandora by the back of the head AND SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna has taken a lot of damage already in this match and she is taking it to Pandora in this Last Woman Standing match as she is continuing to bounce Pandora’s face off the steps–
Deadprez: PANDORA THROWS A BACK ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF BRIANNA’S HEAD SENDING HER STAGGERING BACK! Pandora turns and grabs Brianna by the hair AND JUST PULLS HER BACK!
Sienna Swann: Pandora throws Brianna’s arm around the back of her neck and lifts her into the air AND DROPS HER WITH THE BACK SUPLEX ON THE RING STEPS–
Gavin Kirkland: THAT WASN’T ON THE RING STEPS! THE ONLY PART OF BRIANNA THAT CRACKED THE RING STEPS WAS BRIANNA’S SKULL! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MISJUDGEMENT ON PANDORA’S PART!
Sienna Swann: No it wasn’t. I have been in the ring with people like this. Sweetie, Pandora is out to injure Brianna in the worst way possible. There was no misjudgment. That was on purpose.
Deadprez: Brianna is not moving and could have broken her neck or have a concussion there, dawg. The referee is right there and doesn’t wanna start a count, but they have no choice!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A SECOND! WHAT THE HELL?
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, this Pandora Paisley is nuts. I put all the blame on Silas Mason.
Deadprez: PANDORA PAISLEY PULLED BRIANNA BACK TO HER FEET AND LEANS HER AGAINST THE RING APRON AND THAT FORCES THE REFEREE TO STOP THE COUNT!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think the referee really appreciated what Pandora is doing because we don’t even know if Brianna is even conscious at the moment after her head hit the steps. What is Pandora doing?
Deadprez: She is walking over to Silas Mason WHO HANDS HER A COUPLE OF EMPTY BEER BOTTLES! IS THIS JACKASS DRINKING ON THE JOB?
Sienna Swann: Sweetie. It’s Silas Mason. It wouldn’t be surprising if he did some pregaming before… or during… this match. Second, if anybody needs to have a drink right now, it’s us because the sight of that bald moron’s face can drive anybody to drink.
Gavin Kirkland: That is so true. You would know that better than anybody.
Sienna Swann: Don’t remind me. But Pandora has a beer bottle in each hand and if I remember correctly, a beer bottle is one of Pandora’s weapons of choice.
Deadprez: It certainly is and I think it’s safe to say that Pandora and Brianna aren’t going out for a drink or anything as Brianna hasn’t even moved since Pandora picked her up.
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora walks over to Brianna AND SWINGS A BEER BOTTLE AT BRIANNA’S HEAD AND CRACKS THE BOTTLE ACROSS THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Sienna Swann: Brianna leans back on impact and that was the wrong thing to do AS PANDORA CRACKS THE OTHER BEER BOTTLE IN HER FACE! Sweetie, Brianna could be blinded by the glass shards the way that bottle exploded.
Deadprez: Brianna is holding her face in pain, but she is somehow still on her feet. Go figure. I guess a beer bottle to the head is a wake up call or something.
Gavin Kirkland: And Pandora is just enjoying every second of it and we can now see that there is blood trickling down Brianna’s face after that beer bottle broke in her face as Pandora rolls Brianna into the ring.
Deadprez: Pandora walks over to the timekeeper’s area and grabs the ring bell before rolling back into the ring. Pandora has hold of the ring bell AND CLOBBERS IT IN THE BACK OF BRIANNA’S HEAD!
Sienna Swann: That might be enough to end the match there, but Pandora isn’t stopping there. Pandora puts the bell on the mat and pulls Brianna up by the hair and gets her in position for some “Facial Reconstruction”.
Gavin Kirkland: Pandora let go of Brianna’s hair LONG ENOUGH TO GO FOR THE CURB STOMP–
Sienna Swann: BRIANNA USES THAT BRIEF OPENING TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND PANDORA CURB STOMPS THE RING BELL!! THAT WAS NOT A GOOD SENSATION AS PANDORA IS LIMPING AFTER THAT SHOT!
Deadprez: Brianna rolls over to the ropes and uses the ropes to get to her feet before the referee starts a count. Brianna quickly grabs the ring bell AND CLOCKS PANDORA IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna drops the bell and hooks Pandora up with the double underhook BEFORE LIFTING HER UP IN THE AIR AND HITTING THE TIGER DRIVER! “THE GRUDGE” BY BRIANNA HILL!
Sienna Swann: Pandora’s head struck the ring bell and Brianna returned the favor from earlier. Pandora could have been knocked out right there as Brianna tells the referee to start a count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Referee: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN–
Deadprez: Did she get it? Was the Tiger Driver enough to have Brianna be the Last Woman Standing?
Referee: Pandora’s up!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA BEAT THE COUNT! THAT WAS ALMOST LIKE A PHOTO FINISH THERE! Pandora stumbles over to the ropes to keep her balance as Silas Mason is outside the ring screaming like an idiot.
Deadprez: Both women look like they are on spaghetti legs after what they have but each other through in this match. Pandora is catching her breath as BRIANNA LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS FIRE IN HER EYES AS SHE RUNS OVER TO PANDORA AND LAUNCHES HERSELF AT HER–
Sienna Swann: BOTH WOMEN GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASH TO THE FLOOR AND NOW THE FIST FIGHT IS ON!!
Gavin Kirkland: These two are literally beating the hell out of each other as the fists are flying… DID YOU SEE THE BLOOD IMPRINT PANDORA LEFT ON THE FLOOR! PANDORA’S HEAD WAS BLEEDING AFTER HITTING THE BELL!
Sienna Swann: What the? SILAS MASON!! SILAS MASON HAS BRIANNA BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HER OFF OF PANDORA!
Deadprez: We knew it was only a matter of time before Silas would make his presence felt in this match to help Pandora. Brianna is back on her feet and SILAS CLUBS BRIANNA IN THE BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna stumbles forward and… Silas? I don’t think it had much effect as Brianna turns around AND GLARES AT SILAS! BRIANNA IS PISSED AS SHE DELIVERS A BICYCLE KICK TO SILAS MASON!!
Sienna Swann: Silas was knocked down as he reached into his pocket AND BRIANNA STOMPS ON HIS WRIST! Brianna blocks Silas and she reaches into his pocket. She’s a brave girl because no sane person would want to reach in there. Yuck!
Deadprez: Well I guess she found exactly what she wanted BECAUSE SHE HAS THE INFAMOUS BRASS KNUCKLES! THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES HAVE WON SILAS WORLD NUMEROUS MATCHES IN THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna has the knuckles on and SILAS IS BACKING AWAY! SILAS IS BEGGING FOR MERCY BUT NONE WILL BE FOUND! SILAS IS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE FOR HIS INTERFERENCE!
Deadprez: Silas is back to his feet as he is begging Brianna to think about what she is doing. Oh, I think she thought about it and she knows exactly what she wants to do.
Sienna Swann: SILAS IS TRYING TO RUN AWAY BUT BRIANNA GRABS SILAS BY THE BACK OF THE SHIRT AND PULLS HIM BACK BEFORE THROWING A RIGHT HAND WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES!
Gavin Kirkland: DIRECT HIT AND THAT LOOKED LIKE A KNOCKOUT PUNCH AS SILAS IS DOWN AND OUT! DID YOU SEE THE WAY HIS BALD HEAD THUDDED ON THE FLOOR! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! HAHAHAHAHA! BRIANNA WITH A LITTLE REVENGE ON SILAS MASON!
Sienna Swann: Silas isn’t moving and HERE COMES PANDORA FROM BEHIND TAKING BRIANNA… WITH THE RING BELL HAMMER!
Deadprez: Brianna is down and Pandora applies the bodyscissors and we see that she has on some gloves. Dawg, what the hell is she trying to be?
Gavin Kirkland: Who knows? But we see Pandora just running her hand over Brianna’s forehead AND BRIANNA’S FACE IMMEDIATELY TURNS INTO THE INFAMOUS CRIMSON MASK! WHAT WERE THOSE GLOVES LACED WITH?
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, you might not have been too far off because look at the glove Pandora just took off. THE FINGERS HAVE RAZOR BLADES ATTACHED TO THEM!
Deadprez: Each finger had one so Brianna got an unfortunate five for one special. Now what is Pandora doing? She runs her bare finger across the bloody forehead of Brianna and stares at the blood BEFORE SHE STARTS LAUGHING!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER? She’s been hanging out with screwballs too long in Silas World. The pretty and crazy Harper and the call the white jacket squad Donovan. Pandora is in full blown hysterics right now.
Deadprez: Be that as it may, she just lets Brianna fall to the mat as the loss of blood that quickly could be her downfall as the referee starts a count.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Sienna Swann: WHAT THE HELL?
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
Sienna Swann: BECAUSE BRIANNA PLAYED POSSUM! BRIANNA GRABBED ONE OF THE SHARDS FROM THE MIRROR AND JUST STABS IT INTO PANDORA’S MIDSECTION!
Deadprez: Dawg, you certainly can hit some vital organs that way as Brianna gets back to her feet and has another glass shard AND STABS PANDORA RIGHT IN THE HEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW PANDORA IS WEARING THE INFAMOUS CRIMSON MASK! Now Brianna is back to her feet AND SHE THROWS A LEFT HAND!
Sienna Swann: Pandora is staggered after that shot, but Pandora comes back with a right hand of her own. Brianna was equally staggered–
Deadprez: BRIANNA WITH A RIGHT HAND! SHE STILL HAS THE BRASS KNUCKLES ON SO IT REALLY KNOCKED PANDORA FOR A LOOP THAT SHE STUMBLES BACK AND FALLS ON TOP OF THE STILL KNOCKED OUT SILAS MASON!
Gavin Kirkland: That was the best thing ever as Pandora scrambles back to her feet as Brianna is following Pandora as Brianna deliberately steps on top of Silas Mason BEFORE THROWING THE BRASS KNUCKLES AT PANDORA!
Deadprez: The brass knuckles hit Pandora and bounce off her head and landed who cares where. Brianna comes back with another right hand as PANDORA HITS THE “PANDORUM”!
Sienna Swann: That right hook looked to knock Brianna out. But Pandora catches her and doesn’t let her fall. Instead she lifts Brianna up on her shoulders AND FALLS BACK WITH THE SAMOAN DROP!
Gavin Kirkland: SPINE MEETS COLD STEEL AS THE REFEREE IS RIGHT THERE READY TO START A COUNT, BUT PANDORA PULLS HER BACK TO HER FEET!
Sienna Swann: Pandora jumps in the air looking for a hurricanrana AS SHE FLIPS BACK—
Deadprez: POWERBOMB!! BRIANNA WALKS PANDORA A FEW FEET AND POWERBOMBS HER AT THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP!! THAT WAS NOT A GOOD LANDING AS SHE PULLS PANDORA UP BY THE HAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna grabs Pandora by the throat and tries to go for the STO, but PANDORA WITH “CAT CLAWS”! PANDORA RAKING THE EYES AS SHE STARTS BACKING AWAY FROM BRIANNA!
Sienna Swann: Both ladies are at the top of the entrance stage as Pandora goes for a spinning heel kick on Brianna, BUT BRIANNA IS ABLE TO SEE IT AND RUN TOWARDS ONE OF THE ELEVATED PARTS OF THE STAGE–
Deadprez: DIVING CROSSBODY TAKES BOTH WOMEN OUT ON THE STAGE! BOTH WOMEN’S HEAD CRACK THE STEEL STAGE AND THE REFEREE NOW HAS TO COUNT BOTH WOMEN OUT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Referee: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA IS UP AT NINE AS SHE USES THE METAL SUPPORTS OF THE TRON TO GET TO HER FEET! BUT BRIANNA STILL HAS TO BEAT THE COUNT–
Referee: TEN–
Deadprez: SHE BEAT THE COUNT! BRIANNA IS UP AND BRIANNA IS PISSED! WAIT A SECOND! WHAT IS PANDORA DOING?
Sienna Swann: Pandora is climbing the metal supports of the tron! SWEETIE, SHE IS CLIMBING UP THE TRON!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW HERE COMES BRIANNA HILL AND SHE IS GIVING CHASE TO PANDORA! I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS A WISE MOVE ON PANDORA’S PART TAKING THIS BATTLE UP IN THE AIR LIKE THAT!
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, maybe part of Pandora just wants to get away because nothing Pandora has done has kept Brianna down for the ten count. This Brianna Hill is very relentless.
Deadprez: Just like how Pandora Paisley is very vicious. I don’t think I have ever seen her in this frame of mind.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh my gawd. This is getting very dangerous. Both women are at the top of the tron screen, getting ready to fight on a very narrow surface up there. One wrong move and there might not be a Last Woman Standing.
Sienna Swann: Pandora grabs Brianna AND TRIES TO GO FOR A SUPLEX, BUT BRIANNA GETS FREE! Brianna grabs Pandora by the throat AND THIS TIME SHE HITS THE STO!! NO COUNT CAN BE MADE BECAUSE THE REFEREE REALLY CAN’T TELL.
Deadprez: The referee sure as hell isn’t going to climb up there. Might be the smartest thing to do as Brianna Hill tries to lift up Pandora, BUT PANDORA BLOCKS IT SO BRIANNA HAS THE CHOKEHOLD AGAIN–
Gavin Kirkland: NOW PANDORA HAS A CHOKE OF HER OWN ON BRIANNA! BOTH WOMEN NOT WILLING TO GIVE AN INCH IN THIS LAST WOMAN STANDING MATCH—
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT!!
Sienna Swann: BOTH WOMEN GO OFF THE TRON–
Gavin Kirkland: MISS THE STAGE–
(CRASH!!)
(BZZZZZZ!!!)
Sienna Swann: AND THE BOTH CRASH INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT BELOW!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Deadprez: You can say that again! Dawg, we need some medics out here and NOW!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THEY ARE BREATHING RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY HAD TO HAVE FALLEN AT LEAST FORTY OR FIFTY FEET! MAYBE MORE! INTO ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!! WAIT A SECOND!! LOOK AT THE CHAOS DOWN THERE!
(The camera zooms in on the wreckage in the electrical equipment and sees that somehow before hitting the equipment, Pandora was able to somehow land on Brianna.)
Sienna Swann: Pandora Paisley with some last minute thinking to try and save herself there. I think these two might be skipping the hospital and going straight to the morgue.
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT A SECOND! WE COULD HEAR THE REFEREE SAYING THAT BOTH WOMEN ARE BREATHING! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS MATCH IS STILL OFFICIAL!
Deadprez: OH MY GAWD! ARE THEY NUTS TO LET THIS MATCH CONTINUE! THEY MIGHT BE BREATHING BUT THAT MIGHT NOT MEAN SHIT!
Sienna Swann: Be that as it may, the referee is starting an official count.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: BRIANNA HILL IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE MOVING! BRIANNA TOOK THE BLUNT OF THAT FALL AND SHE IS MOVING FIRST AND STRUGGLING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! BURNS AND BLOOD AND SCARS ASIDE!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Deadprez: PANDORA JUST STARTED MOVING AND BRIANNA HAS A CHANCE! SHE IS GOING TO DO IT! BRIANNA IS THE LAST WOMAN STAN–
(CRASH!!)
Sienna Swann: You have got to be joking with me!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE SILAS MASON! HE HIT BRIANNA IN THE HEAD WITH A WOODEN CRATE!
Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Deadprez: NOW SILAS IS JUST TOSSING CRATE AFTER CRATE ON TOP OF BRIANNA! SILAS DID NOT APPRECIATE BEING PUNCHED OUT EARLIER IN THE MATCH!
Sienna Swann: Sweetie, the sad thing is that the punch didn’t keep him out long enough. Now we see Pandora is moving, slowly getting back up and Silas rushes over as fast as his bald ass can take him to help Pandora back to her feet.
Referee: NINE!
Gavin Kirkland: PANDORA IS ALMOST DEAD WEIGHT RIGHT NOW BUT SHE IS GETTING UP UNDER HER OWN POWER BUT LOOK AT SILAS! HE IS MAKING SURE AND PULLING PANDORA UP WITH ALL HIS MIGHT SO SHE CAN BEAT THE COUNT! NOT THIS WAY! COME ON!!
Referee: TEN!!
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Sienna Swann: Did Pandora beat the count? Was she able to make it to her feet in time?
(The camera focuses on Pandora who kept her balance on her feet long enough for the referee to see before Silas puts her arm over his shoulder….)
(STANDING WITH BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND!)
Deadprez: SON OF A BITCH! SHE BEAT THE COUNT! PANDORA IS YOUR LAST WOMAN STANDING!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Just Stop” starts playing again as Pandora takes a few deep breaths before collapsing right back down on the ground. The referee is trying to safely get the crates off of Brianna, who is obviously unconscious. Pandora is smiling on the ground and laughing as Gina Romano announces the final decision of the match.)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… AND THE LAST WOMAN STANDING! PANDORA PAISLEY!
Deadprez: What a war between these two! These two literally beat each other to death for the sake of being the Last Woman Standing. What did you think of the match, Sienna?
Sienna Swann: Well, this match won’t win the best dressed award, but this was certainly a very intense match that we got to witness. Especially that dangerous fall both women took off the tron.
(Silas is jumping up and down in excitement like he won the match all while Pandora has rolled to her knees and is coughing up blood as the referee doesn’t even bother raising her arm but the referee does acknowledge her as the winner.)
Sienna Swann: Silas Mason is bouncing around like an idiot as if he won the match. This guy has no modesty or humility.
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think he knows what either of those words mean, but Silas Mason was very instrumental in Pandora winning this match as he made his presence felt in the closing moments of the match. Now we need the medics to come out here because Pandora is coughing up blood and a lung could be next. Who knows what is going on with poor Brianna Hill.
Deadprez: You have to give it up to Brianna Hill. She literally got beat half to death and took the blunt of a very horrible and very dangerous fall, but she showed so much intensity and resiliency that you can’t ignore the talent that she had in this match. If there was any doubt before regarding the former Specialists Champion, that doubt was removed in this match.
(Moments later, Halsey Neel has come out. Silas is trying to say something, but Halsey shoves Silas out of the way so she can check on her best friend. Pandora is conscious but not moving as Halsey lifts her up and carries her away. Silas is standing there wondering what the hell is going on.)
Sienna Swann: Well here is Pandora’s best friend, Halsey Neel, and she comes right out to check on Pandora. Silas tried to interject, but Halsey sent him out of the way. Sweetie, I think it’s a safe bet that Halsey isn’t happy.
Gavin Kirkland: Halsey has had some tension with Silas Mason in the past and she forcefully told Silas to butt out and he doesn’t know what to think right now after being treated like that.
Deadprez: Well, Halsey is carrying Pandora away from the wreckage and out of the arena, but here come the medics to check on both competitors. Think about her any way you want, but Pandora Paisley is the Last Woman Standing. Congratulations to her and let’s hope that both these women aren’t severely injured.
(The final shot shows the medics rushing out to check on Brianna, who still hasn’t moved. Other medics follow Halsey and Pandora to check on Pandora as Silas is still wondering what the hell happened with Halsey as the camera shot fades elsewhere.)
(ARMAGEDDON HELL IN A CELL)
(The graphics for the Main Event is shows as the crowd explodes in cheers)
(https://imgur.com/6rNrBOn)
(The camera slowly pans out and reveals the gigantic steel cage hanging from the ceiling, before it slowly starts to lower down onto the ground. Gina Romano stood outside of it as she spoke into the microphone.)
Gina Romano: THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS AN ARMAGEDDON HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE BOTH THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The cage finally lowered and landed on the ground. As then, “Another World” by Gojira plays on the speakers. The boos can be heard all around the arena as Harper Lee and Donovan Duke move forward onto the entrance stage, their expressions are focused, their motivations clear. And surprisingly, there is nobody else accompanying them, no Silas World or Silas Mason himself. They completely ignore the reaction from the crowd before they move forward together.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 326 POUNDS, THEY ARE HARPER LEEEEE, DONOVAN DUKEEEEEEEEEEEE, SILAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee always as radiant, Donovan Duke always so hateable and ugly…
Sienna Swann: Ehem, don’t steal my thing now, sweetie! Only I can say who is ugly and who isn’t. But yes, he is quite an ugly man.
Deadprez: Harper and Donovan coming into this match the most hated team out of the bunch, even to the point that the other two are willing to team up and gang up on them. Serves them right from all of the bullshit they have done for the past months, and this match is just another opportunity for them to try and steal their way to the top again, only this time they seem more focused than other times, especially without the rest of Silas World. Let’s see what this entails.
(The door opens for both Donovan and Harper, they enter through and get inside of the ring, posing together to the boos, and giving each other a kiss of good luck. It is then that “Gloria” by the London Symphony Orchestra plays on the speakers to a wave of cheers. Bea Valentine makes her way forward with a confident look on her face, a chip in her shoulder. And just as she poses and waits, “LIKE WEEZY” by Playboi Carti plays on the speakers to another wave of cheers. Joso comes out with the same confident expression, sunglasses on, objective clear. Joso gives a fist bump and Bea ends up giving a high five. They don’t collide well there but they nod at the same time before moving forward.)
Gina Romano: AND INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 349 POUNDS, THEY ARE THE TEAM OF THE “ETERNAL EMPRESS” BEAAAAA VALENTINEEEEEE AND THE “STAR PLAYER” JOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: And here comes you could say the dark horse of the race, both Joso and Bea Valentine are trying to get back to the top of the mountain, both with something to prove and both with a lot more to give right now.
Gavin Kirkland: Look at the Eternal Empress right now, she is looking more radiant than any other days! She might go and win it!
Sienna Swann: yawn, I wish she showed a lot more color. 4/10.
Deadprez: Are you seriously rating the appearances of our wrestlers?
Sienna Swann: To be a star you have to look like a star as well, sweetie.
(The door opens for Bea and Joso, they move and enter inside, taking their respective corner and keeping an eye on Silas World. Finally, “7 Rings” by Ariana Grande plays to a grand ovation, as Veena Adams walks out with the Answers World Championship, raising it up to the sky to the cheers of the crowd, looking as fabulous as ever, a confident grin on her face. She stands at the entrance stage before it is followed up with “You Are Stronger” by Lyn Inaizumi as the ovation grows even louder. Milli Banks walks step by step, vibing along to her music with a grin on her face as well, she takes off the championship from her waist and raises it up to the sky alongside Veena. The two of them pose together before they move forward.)
Gina Romano: AND FINALLY INTRODUCING, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 279 POUNDS, THEY ARE THE TEAM OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, MILLIIIII BAANNKSSSSS, THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, VEENAAAA ADAAAAMMSSSS! THEY ARE, KEWWWWTTTT AND KUNTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! LET’S GO, THIS IS THE TEAM! THIS IS THE ONE THAT IS TAKING IT HOME BABY! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sienna Swann: Does he always get this excited?
Deadprez: It is a normal thing by now. But here is our last team, the world champions themselves! They have been on a tear ever since they have acquired their respective championships, Milli proving that she can make it again, proving that she can be a world champ once more. Veena Adams proving all of her doubters wrong and showing she can be a superstar. And tonight, it is another obstacle for the both of them, will they conquer it or not? We will see… RIGHT NOW!
(The door opens up yet again as Milli and Veena give their championships to the referee outside. They hop onto the ring apron and pose together, before entering through the ropes and going to their corner. The six of them quickly stand silent, warming up, getting ready for their match, getting ready for a match that will push their bodies to the limit. And so…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(It has begun. The excitement can be felt all across at the arena as in that moment, flames erupted all around the gigantic cage, all three teams prepared, calm, focused expressions on their faces as they looked forward at each of their opponents, whatever that was going through their own mind did not matter, for they were only focused on one thing and one thing only, the victory-)
Deadprez: ALMOST IMMEDIATELY TWO TEAMS TURN! VEENA, MILLI, BEA AND JOSO TRY TO RUSH DIRECTLY TO ATTACK BOTH DONOVAN AND HARPER!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DONOVAN AND HARPER PREDICTED THEY WOULD DO THAT! THEY QUICKLY TURN AND ARE ABLE TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE ROPES RIGHT IN TIME! Harper and Donovan point and laugh at their attempt!
Deadprez: It is kinda pathetic to expect for everyone to already gang up on you if you ask me.
Sienna Swann: Quite the fun start we are having already, huh? :mjgrin: And it is looking to get even funner!
Gavin Kirkland: JOSO IS NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE TO WAIT! HE ALREADY TURNED TOWARDS THE ROPES, BOUNCING OFF- AND HE IS ABLE TO GO THROUGH THEM FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, HE TAKES BOTH HARPER AND DONOVAN DOWN WITH IT!
Deadprez: Bea is moving to try and follow her partner- BUT THAT ATTACK MIGHT HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A MISTAKE, VEENA PULLS BEA AND THEN SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE MAT BY HER HAIR! Milli turns and then she points at the corner, she runs through as best as she can!
Gavin Kirkland: She is able to float over the top rope and then land on the ring apron, she hops onto the second rope- DIVING MOONSAULT ONTO JOSO! MILLI BANKS IS ABLE TO TAKE JOSO AS WELL! KEWT AND KUNTY ON TOP, BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!! :period:
Sienna Swann: Hm, 5/10 on the Moonsault, if that is how she does a moonsault then I can’t imagine what it looked like with a bum knee.
Deadprez: Don’t tell me you are going to judge moves as well, Sienna.
Sienna Swann: I am a woman with refined taste, Deadprez, especially when it comes to the men that catch my eye.
Deadprez: Okay, the compliments are cool, but we are on the job.
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT ABOUT ME, SIENNA?!
Sienna Swann: Ah well, Deadprez is right, let’s get back to the job.
Gavin Kirkland: Aw…
Deadprez: Milli rises up with a focused expression on her face, the crowd cheering incredibly loudly for the Universal Women’s Champion, she turns and quickly goes under the ring, taking off weapons, she grabs a pair of chairs and then she throws them inside!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea is able to rise though and then hit an uppercut right across Veena’s jaw! Bea focuses on throwing a barrage of strikes towards the head of the Answers World Champion, PLEASE DON’T HURT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE, BE CAREFUL, BEA! She turns to the ropes, bouncing off them-
Sienna Swann: AS THE GIRL WITH THE BUM KNEE ENTERS INSIDE OF THE RING AND THEN SHE HITS THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR ONTO THE GUT OF THE ETERNAL EMPRESS! And then- THE CHAIR IS SLAMMED RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF BEA VALENTINE! Riveting sound!
Deadprez: Milli doesn’t waste time here as she opens up the chair, before grabbing the other chair and opening it up as well, putting the two chairs together, just as Veena moves over and grabs Bea back up, pulling her here just as Milli finishes setting it up! VEENA LIFTS- AND THEN SHE SLAMS BEA DOWN ONTO BOTH OF THE CHAIRS WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Both chairs get bent just as Veena goes for a cover here!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: T-
Sienna Swann: The Eternal Empress makes a kick out right at exactly two! I know it sounds like our world champion barely has a brain but I didn’t think she really did not have one, because if she thinks that is going to end it, she needs to think a little harder.
Deadprez: Okay, ain’t no need for all of that, it is clear that Veena isn’t going to win off of that, Bea Valentine is a tough competitor. Veena and Milli are trying to move, just as Joso is going to get up and then help his partner-
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER AND DONOVAN ARE UP AS WELL THOUGH! They grab him by his legs right before he can enter inside- AND THEN SLAM HIM HARD BACK FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS!
Sienna Swann: Milli tries to run forward and then go for a Baseball Dropkick onto Harper and Donovan- BUT THEY END UP CATCHING HER! They pull her out of the ring- AND THEN THE TWO OF THEM SLAM HER RIGHT AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE STEEL CAGE, THE FLAMES BARELY TOUCHING HER!
Deadprez: Milli luckily only got slammed hard onto the wall, but the flames continued to burst outwards so close to the steel cage…
Gavin Kirkland: What’s going to happen?
Deadprez: …? Man, why are you asking such an obvious question- you know what, wait a few more minutes and you will see what happens I am sure.
Gavin Kirkland: Now why are you keeping information away from me- WAIT! MY GOAT VEENA!!! DONOVAN AND HARPER NOW TRY TO ENTER INSIDE- BUT VEENA GRABS ONE OF THE CHAIRS AND SHE CHUCKS IT DIRECTLY INTO DONOVAN’S HEAD! SHE GOT HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
Deadprez: HARPER IS ABLE TO HIT THOUGH A HUGE BICYCLE KICK TO VEENA’S HEAD! Veena falls back against the ropes here from Harper’s boot! Harper grabs the other chair that was left there, closing it up and throwing it down, as Veena tries to turn back!
Sienna Swann: AS HARPER SUDDENLY DDT’S HER RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR! That was not a pleasant sound at all, sweetie! I could say her brain got rattled but I don’t contradict myself, she still has no brain at all! Harper Lee goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: MY EMPRESS LEAPS FORWARD AND IS ABLE TO BREAK UP THE PIN! There is no way in hell that Bea is going to let the victory slip away from her hands like that, especially not because of Harper’s fault! She begins to stomp the ever living hell of Harper with all of her fury!
Deadprez: DONOVAN COMES FROM BEHIND THOUGH, PULLING BACK- AND GOING FOR A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: BEA IS ABLE TO FLIP OVER IN THE AIR AND AVOID BEING SLAMMED BY THE GERMAN SUPLEX! She turns though and- sprints out of the ring!? What does my Empress have planned?!
Sienna Swann: She ducks down and then suddenly dives under the ring, don’t tell me that she is actually a coward now!
Deadprez: Bea has many tricks under her sleeve, and this might be one of them! Harper looks quite annoyed and she quickly goes to chase after Bea, moving over and then rolling out of the ring-
Gavin Kirkland: JUST AS THE SUPERNOVA IS BACK UP AGAIN! MILLI JUMPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND THEN ONTO HARPER LEE! DIVING METEORA IS ABLE TO TAKE HARPER DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!
Deadprez: Donovan seems to be a lot smarter though as he quickly gets to the other side of the ring, he waits patiently for Bea to get out of the other side- AND SHE DOES! HE GRABS ONTO HER HAIR AND TRIES TO PULL HER UP!
Gavin Kirkland: WITH BEA SUDDENLY SMASHING A LIGHT TUBE RIGHT ACROSS DONOVAN’S FACE!!!! THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
Deadprez: Donovan falls hard onto the mat after that swing! Bea got it right at the best possible moment, and with her chance, she starts to pull out even more weapons out of the ring, especially finding more light tubes out of there!
Sienna Swann: Here our brainless world champion is able to rise up to her feet, trying to get up and cease an opportunity! BUT HERE COMES JOSO TO GET BACK INTO THE MIX! SUPERKICK FROM JOSO TO THE JAW OF VEENA ADAMS! Veena turns over from the superkick- AND JOSO IS ABLE TO HIT HER DOWN WITH A HUGE BACKSTABBER! Veena is forced to roll over onto her stomach just as he tries to get up to the top rope! He is trying to raise up his arms and hype up the crowd here as Veena is starting to get up here to her feet-
Deadprez: MILLI SMASHES A LIGHTTUBE RIGHT AGAINST THE BACK OF JOSO!!! MILLI SNATCHED ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES FOR HERSELF AND ATTACKED JOSO WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTED IT! Cuts all across Joso’s back as Milli pulls herself up along the ropes and she gets to the top rope! She starts to throw a barrage of forearms to Joso’s head to be able to weaken him! She has her sights… WHAT IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION DOING?!
Gavin Kirkland: MILLI JUMPS ONTO JOSO’S SHOULDERS, BRINGING HIM DOWN!
Deadprez: AND TRANSITIONING INTO A HUGE CATCHING POWERBOMB FROM VEENA ADAMS! AN INCREDIBLE DOUBLE TEAM MOVE RIGHT THERE AS KEWT AND KUNTY HOLD JOSO DOWN! Veena with the cover here!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Sienna Swann: AND BEA VALENTINE COMES BACK INTO THE MATCH WITH A HUGE SHINING WIZARD RIGHT ACROSS VEENA’S FACE! All of these competitors are very persistent I should say, not wise of course, but it is fun so far seeing them hurt each other like that! It is like watching a badly produced opera.
Deadprez: Now what kind of correlation can be made with that???
Gavin Kirkland: Hey man, people die in operas, you know?
Deadprez: The hell they don’t, Gavin!
Gavin Kirkland: That is what you think. Shout out to the Big Abe Lincoln, may he rest in peace.
Deadprez: He died in a theater- whatever dawg. Bea grabs one of the weapons she threw into the ring- A KENDO STICK! She tries to turn and then go for Milli Banks here, not a very pleasant reunion to have! Bea tries to go for the fences here, WITH A SWING!
Gavin Kirkland: The Supernove though is able to duck and then slide right between the legs of Bea Valentine! Milli pushes her forward and towards the ropes! Bea tries to bounce and then come back with a second swing, but Milli is fast enough to jump onto her gut, lock her in, VICTORY ROLL OUT OF NOWHERE! Referee drops!
Sienna Swann: BUT THERE IS NO COVER! Our fading Supernova does not hold Bea’s shoulders down, as she instead snatches her kendo stick and uses it for herself! Bea tries to get up- AND INSTEAD GETS A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE, MILLI USING THE KENDO STICK TO HIT HER ACROSS THE GUT- AND THEN RIGHT OVER HER OWN BACK! How merciless! How barbaric! Bump that up to a 6/10 for performance so far, that entertained me!
Deadprez: And Milli is just lighting Bea up with the kendo stick over and over! Milli has a bit of a twisted idea now! She moves over, locking one of her legs with both of Bea’s here! What is Milli Banks planning to do now, she reaches backwards with Bea rising her head up!
Gavin Kirkland: AND WOW! SHE’S GOT THE MUTA LOCK HERE IN BEA VALENTINE! BUT INSTEAD OF USING HER HANDS, SHE IS USING THE KENDO STICK AS LEVERAGE! SHE IS BEING CHOKED OUT HERE WITH THE KENDO STICK WHILE IN THE MUTA LOCK! WHAT A DISPLAY OF FLEXIBILITY FROM OUR WORLD CHAMPION!
Deadprez: And it might be over already if someone doesn’t go and break this up, there aren’t any submission breaks here inside of this cell! Bea is trying to reach forward and somehow find a way to escape, all while Milli is pulling back further on her head, putting further pressure on that neck! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Sienna Swann: GOOD THING YOU ARE NOT A BETTING MAN, DEADPREZ! AS DONOVAN DUKE GETS UP AND SNATCHES MILLI RIGHT OUT OF THE HOLD! BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO A HUGE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: DANG IT! Wait actually, Harper could become world champion if he wins. Half dang it.
Deadprez: Donovan is starting to look annoyed and after that light tube shot, he is starting to bleed and show some color!
Sienna Swann: Ooohh… see, he looked very ugly before with the whole… manlet aesthetic that he was giving off, but with the blood added, it does make him look more handsome.
Deadprez: Honestly I am surprised that you would not be horrified by seeing blood.
Sienna Swann: Come on now, sweetie. I am a wrestler and a woman, blood barely affects me.
Deadprez: Fair point.
Gavin Kirkland: You are so cool, Sienna.
Sienna Swann: I know. Donovan Duke here though has his sights fully set on Milli Banks, he is wiping away the blood from his face all while Harper is able to recover and enter inside of the ring too.
Gavin Kirkland: SHE HAS A CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND ONE OF HER ARMS! Harper slowly lets it go just as everyone is getting up- SHE MOVES FORWARD AND THEN WHIPS IT RIGHT ACROSS VEENA’S GUT! Veena falls hard onto the mat! Joso tries to move and then hits her down with a clothesline but she ducks down, wrapping the chain around his foot- MAKING HIM TRIP UP!
Deadprez: FOR DONOVAN TO HIT A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT AT THE JAW OF JOSO! He falls down now and the couple here are now having the advantage over the other teams, Donovan points over, trying to drag Milli after that Northern Lights, Milli struggling-
Sienna Swann: JUST FOR HARPER TO WHIP THE CHAIN RIGHT ACROSS THE GUT OF MILLI! Milli ceases to move for a moment! Oh, what is this?
Deadprez: AS DONOVAN YANKS HER FORWARD! DONOVAN IS DRAGGING MILLI’S BACK RIGHT ACROSS THE BROKEN GLASS FROM THE LIGHT TUBES! It is cutting her back, Milli trying to grit her teeth here and push through the pain as Donovan drags her further along! Harper tries to go and whip the chain yet again!
Gavin Kirkland: JUST FOR THE EMPRESS TO POP UP TO HER FEET! SHE LOCKS IN HER ARMS AROUND HARPER’S THROAT AND STARTS TO CHOKE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HER! Bea puts all of the pressure that she can as she pulls Harper further and further back against the ropes! Donovan turns over and lets go of Milli, trying to go and save Harper!
Deadprez: JUST FOR VEENA TO GET UP AGAIN AND THEN HIT DONOVAN RIGHT ACROSS THE GUT WITH THAT KENDO STICK! VEENA STARTS TO LIGHT DONOVAN UP WITH EVERY KENDO STICK SHOT BEING THROWN AT HIM! Donovan has to move away and then leave the ring! Harper tries to struggle and then pull up the chain here, she tries to hit Bea right across the head-
Sienna Swann: AND BEA CATCHES THE CHAIN INSTEAD! SHE WRAPS IT AROUND HARPER’S NECK BEFORE GOING TO THROW HER RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! SHE IS TRYING TO HANG HER! BEA VALENTINE IS TRYING TO HANG HARPER FROM HER NECK WITH THE CHAIN!!!!! Not even 20 minutes and I am already seeing attempted crippling!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MY SECOND GOAT THOUGH IS ABLE TO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF THE CHAIN! She is able to use the ring apron for support and then hop off of it, grabbing the chain once more and pulling on it when Bea least expects it- AND THE FORCE OF THE PULL MAKES BEA FALL DOWN ONTO THE ROPE THROAT FIRST! Bea falls hard there and now Harper is trying to find another thing under the ring, what does her devilish self have in mind?!
Deadprez: She pulls out… A CEMENT BLOCK?!
Sienna Swann: I am getting surprised in many ways, I thought with her tiny body she would get crushed under the cement block as soon as she tried to lift it up.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper is able to pull it and then set it down on the ring apron! She gets up and then she tries to pull Bea from the ropes onto where she is! She wants to break Bea Valentine’s skull right now!
Sienna Swann: What else is she going to get if that happens? Super CTE?
Deadprez: Alright, no need for the jokes right now, this is getting serious! Harper is trying to pull Bea down here, she is trying to grab her head tightly and pull her closer! SHE IS GOING FOR A DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE BLOCK!
Gavin Kirkland: BEA VALENTINE IS STRUGGLING THOUGH! SHE IS THROWING PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HARPER LEE AND IS MAKING HER WAIVER, SHE IS PREVENTING HER FROM SERIOUSLY HURTING HER! Bea tries to go below and then lifts Harper onto her shoulders, Harper is able to struggle and prevent Bea as well! She gets back down onto the ring apron! CHOP FROM HARPER LEE!
Deadprez: A PUNCH RIGHT ACROSS HARPER’S JAW FOR HER TROUBLES! That will knock her loose! Bea slowly falls back and tries to gather some speed here, going for a-!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER TRIES TO LIFT UP FOR A KNEE STRIKE!
Deadprez: BEA CATCHES IT! SHE PUSHES IT DOWN AND THEN GOES FOR A FOREARM!
Gavin Kirkland: WITH HARPER DUCKING DOWN AND AVOIDING IT, SHE CATCHES HER ARM! HARPER LEE IS ABLE TO LIFT UPWARDS!
Sienna Swann: AND SUCCESSFULLY HIT AN OLYMPIC SLAM ONTO THE MIDDLE OF THE CONCRETE BRICK!!! THE SPINE OF BEA VALENTINE TOOK THE IMPACT! HARPER LEE FALLS OVER TO THE FLOOR FROM THAT KIND OF ANGLE AND BEA SIMPLY CRUMBLES DOWN AS WELL!
Gavin Kirkland: MY EMPRESS!!!!
Deadprez: That sound was not pleasant at all, dawg! I am not sure if Bea will be able to move after that!
Gavin Kirkland: And what is happening elsewhere? Veena and Donovan are just not holding back right now, going on a barrage of strikes and punches, the two of them are trying to throw towards the wall here but they are able to stop themselves right before hitting it! DONOVAN WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO VEENA’S JAW! This time switching it up and then throwing her inside!
Deadprez: JOSO TRIES TO GO FOR A JUMPING DDT HERE AS SOON AS VEENA TRIES TO GET UP! Veena is able to push Joso away right before he can slam her down though! Joso tries to come back with another strike but Veena is able to duck down and then lift Joso to her shoulders, she tries to go for an Alabama Slam!
Gavin Kirkland: Joso is able to struggle once more! He slips through and he is able to flip over her, land on his feet- WITH MILLI SUDDENLY GETTING UP AND THEN HITTING A SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF JOSO’S FACE! Joso wavers from the hit- AND VEENA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A FOREARM!
Sienna Swann: Joso has quite the problem now as both Veena and Milli are only there inside with him! The two girls quickly start ganging up on him, and then beat him down with a barrage of strikes and stomps! I am sure that Donovan Duke has enough of a heart in him to help out?
Deadprez: He is more focused on exploring under the ring and finding more weapons to use for himself, so I’ll say that for now, Joso is on his own!
Sienna Swann: Yeah, that is very clear considering that his partner just had her spine broken in half. Veena and Milli quickly grab him by both of his arms and then go to irish whip him here! They try to go for another double team!
Deadprez: JOSO IS ABLE TO ACT QUICKLY, HE LEAPS OVER THE BOTH OF THEM! He rolls through and up to his feet! He jumps onto the second rope! HE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!
Gavin Kirkland: Milli and Veena are able to back away at the best possible moment, avoiding Joso taking the both of them down! Veena and Milli try to go for a kick here at the same time!
Deadprez: JOSO IS ABLE TO SIDESTEP TO THE SIDE! MILLI AND VEENA CRASH!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! THE TWO OF THEM ARE ABLE TO STOP THEMSELVES RIGHT BEFORE THEY CAN HIT EACH OTHER! Joso has his sights on the two and he tries to leap onto both of them! HE WANTS TO GO FOR A DOUBLE DDT!!!
Deadprez: VEENA AND MILLI HOLD JOSO RIGHT BEFORE HE CAN HIT THEM DOWN! They push forward with him in tow- AND THEN DROP HIM GUT FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE! They try to grab him and then lift him again-
Sienna Swann: DONOVAN COMES BACK INTO THE MIX, HITTING VEENA RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT! THE BAT GETS STUCK TO HER SKIN AS SHE FALLS DOWN HARD ONTO THE MAT! Milli tries to turn- BUT IT IS TOO LATE AS DONOVAN GRABS HER, AND THEN HE IS ABLE TO THROW HER WITH THAT HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: A sick grin begins to appear on this monster! Damn you, Donovan Duke! He tries to get back the barbed wire bat!
Deadprez: JOSO COMES TO LIFE YET AGAIN! He is able to hit Donovan right across the head with a well-placed forearm! Donovan tries to fight back, but Joso catches his fist as well and then knocks him back with a well-placed elbow too! Donovan is wobbling and he has his chance! JOSO PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE HELP OF THE ROPES, TO THE TOP-
Gavin Kirkland: DONOVAN RUSHES FORWARD AND THEN PUSHES JOSO OFF OF THEM!
Sienna Swann: BEFORE SLAMMING BACK FIRST AGAINST THE WALL OF THE STEEL CAGE! JOSO FALLS HARD ONTO THE GROUND AND- Oh goodness!
(The camera quickly moves over as Joso is gritting his teeth in a lot of pain, and that is when people realize how more dangerous the steel cell becomes. There are visible burn marks in the back of Joso!)
Gavin Kirkland: …waiiiit, is this what you meant, Deadprez?
Deadprez: Of course man! There are flames shooting out constantly around a damn steel cage, the walls are going to get stored up with heat! If they get hit against it now they are going to get burned, and the longer the match goes, the burns will get worse!
Gavin Kirkland: Oooooh… yeah, that isn’t good at all.
Deadprez: Donovan reaches over and he sees the burn marks down on Joso’s back, I think that he is keeping a mental note on the wall heating up now, just as he turns and he sees Harper being able to get up as well. Donovan moves over and the two of them begin to start talking between each other, what are they trying to do now?
Sienna Swann: Don’t ask idiotic questions, sweetie, it is clear what they are going to do, hurt their opponent, and what Harper is reaching inside of the ring for… I think it will work out perfectly for them.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper reaches outward… AND SHE PULLS OUT A BED OF NAILS?!?!?!?!
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! There is a sick grin starting to grow in the faces of the two! Harper pushes it inside and Donovan makes sure to help her bring it inside, how much do they have to push to be able to put down their opponents?
Sienna Swann: I hate with every bit of my heart that Silas Mason has sneaked his way into the spotlight of the wrestling scene, but I have to praise the brutality that the two of them are willing to bring so that they achieve those world championships. Too bad most of the time are incredible cowards. But pushed to a point…
Gavin Kirkland: THEY DO INCREDIBLY CRAZY THINGS! Donovan is pulling the hair of Milli Banks and is trying to bring her up to his shoulders! He is going to throw her onto the bed of spikes, he is going to make tiny holes all over her precious body, don’t you dare go that far, you damn monster!!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN TRIES TO THROW MILLI ONTO THE BED OF SPIKES!!!
Sienna Swann: MILLI SENDS ELBOW AFTER ELBOW DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF DONOVAN DUKE! Milli is struggling right now, trying to do everything that she can to not fall onto the bed of spikes!
Deadprez: HARPER MOVES FORWARD! PUMP KICK RIGHT TO MILLI’S HEAD! THE STRUGGLING STOPS AND THE GRIN GROWS EVEN MORE IN DONOVAN’S FACE! NO-
Gavin Kirkland: MY GOAT VEENA COMES BACK ALIVE AND THEN SHE SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT TO THE GUT OF DONOVAN DUKE!!! VEENA SAVES HER PARTNER! DONOVAN SCREAMS THROUGH GRITTED TEETH AND LETS GO OF MILLI HERE! FOREARM FROM VEENA TO DONOVAN AS THE BAT GETS STUCK TO HIS GUT AND SINGLET!
Deadprez: Harper tries to go for the help of Donovan! She tries to go for a Discus Lariat but Veena ducks under! Veena tries to return the attack by going for a Roundhouse Kick, Harper ducks it down and avoids it! SHE GOES FOR A GUT KICK! VEENA CATCHES IT! VEENA TRIES TO GO FOR A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: MY SECOND GOAT HARPER IS FAST ENOUGH TO JUMP AND HIT AN ENZUIGIRI! Harper rises up! She runs the ropes to gather the speed and then goes for a Shotgun Dropkick!
Sienna Swann: VEENA DUCKS DOWN AND THEN SUDDENLY LIFTS UP HARPER ONTO HER SHOULDERS! VEENA TURNS! SHE NOW TRIES TO THROW HARPER LEE ONTO THE BED OF NAILS!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER SLIPS OFF OF VEENA’S SHOULDERS! HARPER TRIES TO GO FOR A KICK AGAIN!
Deadprez: VEENA TURNS AND CATCHES HER LEG RIGHT BEFORE SHE CAN HIT HER! SHE SPINS HER TO THE SIDE-
Gavin Kirkland: AND HARPER LEE COMES BACK WITH A ‘DRAGON FIST’!!!!
Deadprez: THE PUNCH MAKES VEENA TURN! VEENA FALLS ONTO THE BED OF NAILS!
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(…)
Sienna Swann: BUT OUR WORLD CHAMPION COLLAPSES JUST BARELY CLOSE TO THE BED OF NAILS!
(SLASH!)
Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: THE NAIL AT THE END OF THE BOARD SLASHED RIGHT ACROSS VEENA’S FOREHEAD! SHE IS STARTING TO POUR OUT BLOOD NOW FROM HER HEAD! SHE BARELY AVOIDED BEING IMPAILED BUT NOW SHE IS STARTING TO LOSE BLOOD!
Sienna Swann: Do you think she is even processing that she is losing blood? Some people don’t have enough brain power to process some things.
Gavin Kirkland: You are a very beautiful woman, Sienna! But if you speak anymore on my goat of goats, the best wrestler in the whole company, we are going to have some problems, alright?
Sienna Swann: Don’t talk back to me, sweetie.
Gavin Kirkland: YES, MA’AM! :salute:
Deadprez: That didn’t even last 5 seconds.
Sienna Swann: The grin comes back to Harper Lee’s face seeing that! She turns though and with Donovan dealing with the baseball bat, she is able to help him take it off! All while Veena’s blood continues to pour out onto the mat and stain it red!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper and Donovan see Veena completely laid out, before they focus on the light tubes that are spread out around them. They pick them and they walk slowly towards Veena Adams… DO NOT HURT HER FURTHER, PLEASE!
Deadprez: Donovan and Harper have a clear finish line right here, Veena is completely weak and bleeding out. THEY RAISE THEIR LIGHT TUBES UP TO THE SKY, THEY ARE GOING TO SHATTER THEM ONTO VEENA’S SKULL!
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) TRY BETTER TO SEND ME TO THE GRAVE, WILL YOU?!
Gavin Kirkland: BEA VALENTINE IS BACK! BEA VALENTINE IS BACK FROM HAVING HER SPINE ALMOST BROKEN IN HALF! She is using the kendo stick from before as a walking cane, relying on it as she points forward at the two of them-
Sienna Swann: DONOVAN AND HARPER CHANGE TARGETS AND THEY SHATTER BOTH OF THE LIGHT TUBES RIGHT OVER BEA’S HEAD!
(Bea suddenly falls forward, the only thing keeping her up being the kendo stick…)
Deadprez: BEA VALENTINE RISES UP YET AGAIN, CRAZY EYES AND A DETERMINED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE! SHE TOOK THOSE LIGHT TUBE SHOTS LIKE NOTHING!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THEN SHE STARTS TO SWING THE KENDO STICK SIDE TO SIDE, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAINST THE BODY OF DONOVAN DUKE AND HARPER LEE! THEY CAN’T DEFEND THEMSELVES AS BEA VALENTINE IS GIVING HER ALL RIGHT NOW!
Sienna Swann: The blood is beginning to pour out of Bea’s face as well from those light tube shots! She is feeling a rush right now that is pushing her to take that extra step! DONOVAN CATCHES THE KENDO STICK, HE TRIES TO PULL ON IT AND THEN BRING BEA TO HIS GRASP! BELLY TO BELLY!
Gavin Kirkland: ELBOW RIGHT TO THE CROWN OF HIS SKULL JUST BEFORE HE CAN GO FOR IT! HARPER TRIES TO GO FOR A KNEE LIFT!
Deadprez: BEA SIDESTEPS… AND SHE MAKES HARPER HIT DONOVAN BY ACCIDENT! The hit forces Donovan to lean forward! Bea pushes Donovan onto Harper just as Harper catches him- AND THEN BEA JUMPS FOR A NECKBREAKER! AS IT TRANSITIONS INTO FORCING TO GIVE DONOVAN DUKE A DDT FROM THE MOTION!!! THE TWO OF THEM ARE DOWN! BEA IS ON HER FEET YET AGAIN, JUST AS THE CROWD RISES LOUDLY FOR THE ETERNAL EMPRESS!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea grabs Harper and then forces her up to her feet! Bea is trying to lift Harper up and go for a Piledriver of sorts! A PILEDRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS! BUT HARPER STRUGGLES, SHE IS NOT WILLING TO GIVE BEA WHAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR! SHE LIFTS HER LEG- AND THEN SHE SENDS IT DOWN HARD ONTO BEA’S HEAD! Harper escapes Bea’s hold! SHE TRIES TO KICK BEA ONTO THE SPIKES!
Deadprez: BEA AVOIDS THE KICK! HARPER PUSHES HER THIS TIME TOWARDS THE ROPES- AND THAT IS A GIGANTIC MISTAKE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AS BEA IS ABLE TO COME BACK WITH A “BEA-TRIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR”!!!!!!!!
Sienna Swann: THE KNEE LANDS FLUSH ON HER HEAD! HARPER TITTERS AND NOW SHE LEANS RIGHT OVER THE BED OF NAILS! SHE IS GOING TO FALL!
Deadprez: DONOVAN IS ABLE TO GET UP AS FAST AS HE CAN AND GRAB HARPER’S HANDS IN TIME! Harper is wobbling but Donovan is able to hold her by her hands, preventing her fall!
Sienna Swann: Aaaaawww… What a lovely moment. Too bad though.
Gavin Kirkland: BECAUSE IT ENDS AS SOON AS IT STARTED, JOSO ENTERS BACK INSIDE OF THE RING AND HE SUPERKICKS DONOVAN RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW! THE WHIPLASH-
Deadprez: FORCES HIM TO LET GO! HARPER LEE FALLS BACK FIRST ONTO THE BED OF NAILS, AND NOW HARPER IS SCREAMING IN PURE PAIN!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly in response at what they just saw, Harper completely freezing up as she lays on top of the bed of nails, trying to not move a muscle and hurt herself further as the nails threaten to split apart her skin. Sadly, for her, she is the only one suffering.)
Gavin Kirkland: Why couldn’t it be Donovan Duke?!
Deadprez: That is the karmic justice that a lot of people were looking for right now! Harper being in that kind of position though can barely move without help! You can lay on a bed of nails without hurting yourself but I am pretty sure Harper doesn’t know that technique considering she is screaming like a mad woman!
Sienna Swann: And I am sure help won’t come fast when her boy toy is laying down on the mat. Bea Valentine and Joso are able to reunite now, and that accidental save gave the chance for Milli Banks and Veena Adams to recover. I think we have something hereeeee!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY! JOSO, BEA, MILLI AND VEENA CLASH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Joso and Bea are able to push them back towards the ropes! Milli tries to run forward before Veena, she goes to slide down and then tries to trip them both up! Joso is fast enough to leap over but Bea gets caught up on it and falls to a knee! VEENA TRIES TO GO FOR A KNEE STRIKE!
Deadprez: JOSO BLOCKS IT FOR BEA AND AVOIDS HER PARTNER GETTING HURT EVEN FURTHER! He throws Veena’s leg back and tries to go for a Jumping DDT! Veena keeps Joso up though and prevents him from bringing her down! Joso struggles as Milli tries to go- BUT JOSO IS ABLE TO TRANSITION INTO A TORNADO DDT INSTEAD! HIS LEGS COLLIDE AGAINST MILLI’S HEAD AND HE BRINGS VEENA’S HEAD DOWN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! The Answers World Champion barely gets spiked in her head here! Joso up!
Sienna Swann: JUST FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION TO JUMP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND THEN FLY AT HIM! THE DIVING KNEELING FACEBUSTER SMASHES JOSO’S FACE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Milli up!
Gavin Kirkland: MY ETERNAL EMPRESS GETS TO HER AFTER AND SHE HITS HER DOWN WITH A HUGE SLINGBLADE! THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT-
Deadprez: “FORCE OF WILL” FROM DONOVAN DUKE! THE SPINNING BACKFIST TAKES BEA VALENTINE DOWN! Donovan rushes forward as fast as he can and he goes to help Harper off of the bed of nails, she was really stuck there while everyone else was having a normal match, huh?
Gavin Kirkland: At least she is safe and sound now! Although all of the potential small holes around her whole back does not make her look that pretty!
Sienna Swann: I mean… does the lavender hair REALLY make her look any better?
Gavin Kirkland: Sigh, I am sorry I can’t defend you this time, my second goat.
Deadprez: Donovan checks on Harper, making sure that she is alright just before he focuses on the outside again and he leaves under the ropes, what is he trying to plan now?! Harper gathers her bearings meanwhile, trying to find the weapons around her to use.
Gavin Kirkland: Donovan… aw man, what is this… HE HAS A GODDANG BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!! He is putting it out and then opening it right up on the outside! Whoever is at the end of that… I shudder thinking about it!
Deadprez: Here Donovan is setting up that table and Harper Lee has her sight fully focused on Milli Banks, Harper having no love lost at all for this woman in particular. She pulls her along, grabbing a sharp end of the light tube… SHE WANTS TO STAB IT RIGHT INTO HER HEAD!!!!!
Sienna Swann: AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, MILLI BANKS COMES TO LIFE! SHE HAS SOMETHING IN HER HANDS! HARPER LEE SCREAMS AND RETRACTS BACK!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MILLI BANKS FOUND RUBBING ALCOHOL!!! SHE GRABBED IT WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOWN AND PLAYED POSSUM! THE RUBBING ALCOHOL IS MAKING HARPER’S WOUNDS ACHE IN PAIN! Harper falls against the ropes! BEA VALENTINE TRIES TO GET UP AND SWING FOR THE FENCES, USING THE BARBED WIRE BAT!
Deadprez: MILLI THROWS THE REST OF THE RUBBING ALCOHOL AT BEA’S FACE! BEA COVERS HER FACE IN TIME JUST BEFORE IT CAN GET TO HER EYES AND BLIND HER! That gives Milli the chance for her to come from behind and then- A KNEEBREAKER! BEFORE TRANSITIONING RIGHT INTO A HUGE DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! SHE TRIES TO GO FOR A CRAVATE!
Sienna Swann: JOSO WITH A SPRINGBOARD DDT OUT OF NOWHERE! HE DRILLS MILLI’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE MAT FROM THAT! HE RISES UP!
Gavin Kirkland: MY GOAT VEENA ADAMS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! SHE IS ABLE TO HIT A HUGE SPEAR TO CUT JOSO DOWN! She scurries forward and lays on top of him, trying to go for the cover! COME ON!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN DUKE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND GRABS HER FOOT AND THEN HE PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING! VEENA YET AGAIN SO CLOSE BUT THIS IS NOT OVER YET! She slams down onto the ground but Donovan forces her up by her hair once more, what is- NO!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, NO, NO, DON’T YOU DARE!
Deadprez: DONOVAN TRIES TO OVERPOWER VEENA, HE SHOVES HER ARM RIGHT INTO THE SIZZLING WALL OF THE STEEL CAGE!
Sienna Swann: Are you all ready for Roasted Veena?!
Gavin Kirkland: OH GOD! LOOK AT THE BURN MARKS ALREADY FORMING IN HER ARM! MY GOAT IS TRYING TO PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN HERE! SHE IS STRUGGLING AS HARD AS SHE CAN, JUST AS DONOVAN IS MOVING TO PUSH HER FACE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL!
Deadprez: VEENA PULLS BACK WITH A HEADBUTT WITH THE BACK OF HER HEAD! SHE TRIES TO GO FOR A BACK ELBOW TO FOLLOW THROUGH!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE USES HER BURNED ARM OUT OF INSTINCT! DONOVAN CATCHES IT AND VEENA SCREAMS IN PAIN, SHE PULLS HER HEAD DOWN AND BRINGS HER IN! HE TRIES TO LIFT HER TO GO FOR A GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER!
Sienna Swann: MILLI BANKS! SHE PUSHED THROUGH AND GOT TO THE RING APRON AS FAST AS SHE COULD! She runs forward and before Donovan can spike Veena onto her head again- SHE IS ABLE TO HIT A HUGE RUNNING DIVING METEORA ONTO HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: The bestest of friends saving each other when things are growing worse. Man, would I wish to have a friendship like that…
Deadprez: You can ask me another time when I am in a better mood, Gavin. Veena and Milli are able to get up together and check on one another.
Sienna Swann: Just for Harper Lee to start making her way- AND SHE IS THE ONE THAT GOES FLYING THIS TIME, SHE LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES! SHE IS ABLE TO LAND ON THE TWO OF THEM AND THEN HIT THEM WITH A DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE DDT! THE TWO OF THEM GET SPIKED ONTO THE GROUND!
Gavin Kirkland: NEVERMIND, SCREW THE FRIENDSHIP! ALL YOU NEED RIGHT NOW IS BEING THE BEST, BABY! LOOK AT HER GO NOW! She rises up with a bright grin on her face! NOTHING IS STOPPING HER-
Deadprez: JOSO FLIES THROUGH THE AIR! A HUGE CROSSBODY FROM THE CORNER FLATTENS HARPER LEE DOWN! Joso slowly gets up, grabbing her by her hair… AND THEN GRABBING MLLI AS WELL! HE THROWS THE TWO OF THEM BACK INSIDE!
Sienna Swann: BEA VALENTINE JUMPS FORWARD! THE “BEA STING!” TO THE BACK OF HARPER LEE! JUST FOR JOSO TO GET UP AS WELL AND ENTER HIMSELF, MILLI-
Deadprez: ”HEAVEN’S GATE”!!!! JOSO IS ABLE TO LAND IT AS WELL! BOTH BEA AND JOSO MOVE AND THEY COVER HARPER AND MILLI AT THE SAME TIME! WE WILL GET NEW WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JUST FOR BOTH DONOVAN DUKE AND VEENA ADAMS TO LEAP INSIDE AND BREAK BOTH PINS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, AND NOW, WE END UP AT A STALEMATE!!!!
Deadprez: All six competitors are back inside of the ring, a brutal affair from all three sides, a bloody war that has been performed in front of many!
Sienna Swann: Some of the wrestlers in the roster on my first day are quite irritating and not very pretty in any way but when it comes to the wrestling aspect, even the most rotten of apples are giving their all to get their victories, and that I can commend.
Gavin Kirkland: And now, the only person beginning to stir here… IS MILLI BANKS! Milli is rising up compared to everyone else! She has the chance to grab one of the weapons and then focus on one of the people that are down! You have to wonder though how much she has left in the tank!
Deadprez: She still has the power to move forward! Slowly leaning forward-
( # STAB!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
Deadprez: …?
Gavin Kirkland: :roman:
Sienna Swann: Oh dear.
Deadprez: DONOVAN DUKE STABBED A RAILROAD SPIKE TO THE BACK OF MILLI’S LEG!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE DID HE GET THAT?
Deadprez: HE MUST HAVE TOOK IT EARLIER WHILE EVERYONE WAS DOWN OUTSIDE! MILLI COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT! Donovan has a sick grin on his face again as the blood is pouring out from Milli’s leg! She tries to reach forward and grab one of the light tubes!
Sienna Swann: JUST FOR DONOVAN TO GO AND STOMP DOWN HARD IN HER HAND! HE TAKES OUT THE RAILROAD SPIKE- AND THEN HE STARTS TO STAB IT OVER AND OVER AGAINST THE HEAD OF MILLI BANKS!
Deadprez: A GUSH OF BLOOD IS STARTING TO POUR OUT FROM MILLI’S FOREHEAD THE MORE THAT DONOVAN CONTINUES TO STAB! MILLI IS TRYING TO STRUGGLE AND GET OUT OF THIS BUT HER MOVEMENTS ARE GETTING WEAKER AND WEAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: IF SHE PASSES OUT, SHE IS GOING TO GIVE THE WIN TO DONOVAN AND HARPER! I WOULD LIKE HARPER TO WIN BUT NOT DONOVAN, DON’T GIVE UP!
Deadprez: MILLI’S HAND…
Sienna Swann: JOSO WITH A LIGHT TUBE SHOT RIGHT AGAINST THE BACK OF DONOVAN’S HEAD! HE IS ABLE TO STOP DONOVAN RIGHT BEFORE HE CAN GET THE VICTORY FOR HIMSELF! Donovan is taken off guard and Joso pulls him away from Milli! JOSO!
Gavin Kirkland: HE SHOOTS FOR THE HEAVENS! ‘HEAVEN’S GATE’!!!!!
Deadprez: DONOVAN STABS JOSO RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE LEG WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE RIGHT BEFORE HE CAN DO IT! JOSO LETS GO AND HE DROPS-
Sienna Swann: ‘FORCE OF WILL’ BY DONOVAN DUKE WITH HIS OTHER HAND! HE DROPS THE SPIKE AND PULLS JOSO DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, BEFORE THEN LIFTING HIM UP INTO HIS SHOULDERS! He holds him up… and up… and… he is backing… away?
Gavin Kirkland: He is taking… no way.
Deadprez: …? DONOVAN RUNS WITH JOSO IN HIS SHOULDERS! NO WAY! THERE IS NO WAY THAT HE IS THIS SICK IN THE HEAD! DONOVAN-
Gavin Kirkland: THROWS JOSO OVER THE TOP ROPE! A RUNNING POWERBOMB ONTO THE WALLS OF THE STAGE!!!!!
( CRAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! )
Sienna Swann: AND THE FORCE OF IT MAKES THE WALLS OF THE CAGE COLLAPSE DOWN HARD ONTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
(Part of the steel cage wall completely collapses down to the ground, medical personnel rushing as fast as they can to pull Joso away, the burn marks in his back getting severe. The force of the crash makes the devices shooting out flames break, and a path clears up. Donovan stands alone.)
Deadprez: ”BEA-TRIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”
(Before only Bea stands now. She is tired, she is angry, and very much not in the mood for any more of this. She sees her partner being checked up by the medical personnel, fully knowing it is only herself now. She sees the open pathway of the cell…)
(…)
(…)
(She nods to herself and turns.)
Gavin Kirkland: Huh? Wait, wait, wait, what is Bea doing? She is grabbing the barely conscious Harper and then pulling her along, throwing her out of the ring!
Deadprez: Bea follows through, as best as she can due to her injuries so far… AS SHE HEAVES HARPER UP TO HER SHOULDERS! Does she want to slam her into the cage wall- no, she is walking out! She is heading to…
Sienna Swann: SHE IS HEADING TOWARDS THE OUTER WALL!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea reaches upwards and grabs the part of the wall that isn’t completely heated up… AND SHE STARTS TO CLIMB WITH HARPER ON HER SHOULDERS! WHAT IS BEA VALENTINE DOING?! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE IN MIND?
Deadprez: I THINK THAT SHE HAS HAD IT ENOUGH WITH THE LIKES OF DONOVAN DUKE AND HARPER LEE! FOR OVER A YEAR NOW THEY HAVE TORMENTED OUR BRAND… AND I THINK SHE HAS THE SOLUTION TO FINALLY GET RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU DON’T NEED TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE MY EMPRESS, DO NOT DO IT!
(Harper barely moves as Bea continues to climb up, the camera keeping track of her as she gets higher and higher, almost to nosebleed level from how high up the structure is. She walks slowly and surely, closer to the edge…)
Deadprez: BEA! NO!
Sienna Swann: And now almost 50 minutes later, I am going to see attempted murder. Lovely stuff!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR HER TO DIE, YOU AS WELL! BEA, DON’T BECOME A MURDERER!!!!!!!
(Almost everyone in the crowd is up to their feet, Bea is right over the edge of where the flames are at, taking a deep breath in and out, trying to wonder if this was a good decision to make, but after everything they have done… it doesn’t take long.)
Deadprez: BEA THROWS HARPER OFF OF THE EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sienna Swann: IS WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF IT HAPPENED! HARPER CLOCKED BEA RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HER FIST!!!!
(Harper took it and hid it within herself, before striking at the perfect moment. Bea drops and lets go, just as Harper is able to stand, weakly, but standing. Bea is the one teetering over the edge now, eyes glazed over… just as Harper puts a foot right against her back, grin on her face.)
Harper Lee: (off-mic) See you in hell, loser.
Deadprez: HARPER LEE PUSHES BEA VALENTINE OFF OF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!
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(…)
Harper Lee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And at the last possible moment, Bea Valentine grabbed the end of the chain hanging from Harper’s wrist, pulling her with her.)
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) And you are coming with… Harpy.
(Just before the two of them plunged down right onto the depths below, being engulfed by the flames.)
Gavin Kirkland: # BEA VALENTINE AND HARPER LEE JUST FELL OFF OF THE DAMN HELL IN A CEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(An uproar is heard all across the crowd once they see what was in front of them. A reminder of what happened years ago in the same exact way. The fires around the cage are forced to be shut down, even more personnel have to rush down and then take care of the two, making sure they are even still alive.)
(Donovan inside of the ring saw everything transpire. He actually shows a lot of shock and fear in his face seeing what happened to Harper, trying to pull himself along and out of the ring to go and help her-)
(Just before he is stopped.)
(As he slowly tilts his head upwards… and he sees both Milli Banks and Veena Adams glaring down at him with fury and determination in their eyes, bleeding, hurt, but such feelings did not matter when the man that did such things to them was right in front of them. There was nobody around to help him. Not Pandora. Not Vincent. Not Silas. And certainly not Harper. Bea and Joso down as well… it was certain now.)
(…yet he tried to play it off as he always does, smiling. A devilish smile.)
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) Look, ladies-
Deadprez: “THUMBS UP!”
Sienna Swann: “NOCTURNE!”
Deadprez: “A DARK TURN!”
Sienna Swann: “MEGIDOLADYNE!”
Deadprez: “EFFECTIVE!”
Sienna Swann: “CROSSFADED!!!”
Deadprez: A LIGHT TUBE SHOT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Sienna Swann: THE BARBED WIRE BAT RIGHT TO THE SPINE!
Deadprez: A CHAIR SHOT SENT DOWN RIGHT TO THE TOP OF HIS SKULL!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: https://tenor.com/mYcNAxEvh9K.gif
Sienna Swann: BOTH VEENA AND MILLI HOLD DONOVAN DUKE UP IN THEIR SHOULDERS! A DOUBLE POWERBOMB POSITION! JUST BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD!
Deadprez: AND THEN THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE TABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Finally, both Veena and Milli drag Donovan out from the rubble and then throw him back inside, standing before him yet again as the man is barely moving at this point.)
Milli Banks: (speaking in the most Leon Kennedy way possible) Heh… I guess you could say… there is no ‘Reasonable Doubt’ now for your defeat. 😛
Veena Adams: Bye-bye, Donny! Try better next time!
Gavin Kirkland: MILLI WITH THE BACKSTABBER! ROLLS THROUGH ONTO VEENA GRABBING THE ARM!
Sienna Swann: “KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY”!!!!
Deadprez: COMBINED WITH THE “INFINITE LIGHT”!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THERE IS NOT EVEN TIME FOR CHECKING, DONOVAN IS OUT! THE CHAMPS RETAIN!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“You Are Stronger” plays on the speakers to an incredibly loud wave of cheers, Veena and Milli finally let go and they collapse down onto the mat, exhausted, tired, but yet again, the two of them are able to conquer whatever is in front of them.)
Gina Romano: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, AND STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL… THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, MILLIIIIIIIII BAAAANKSSSSSS AND VEENAAAAAAAAAAA ADAAAAAAAAAMSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I love women, dude. They are so awesome.
Deadprez: VEENA AND MILLI DID IT! THEY HAVE BEATEN ARMAGEDDON!!! What we have just witnessed was nothing short of a war, and every competitor right there left it all out in the ring, even the ones most hated. What we have seen tonight will never be forgotten.
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE VICTORY OF VEENA AND MILLI WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN EITHER! I TOLD YOU SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING! WE CONTINUE TO WIN THESE!!!!
Sienna Swann: …hm. I’ll give that a 7/10, some of these wrestlers are a sore eye to look at even with all of the blood of them but I can feel the passion, it will be an honor to continue to commentate this roster of talented wrestlers and give my talented voice all the same.
Deadprez: That we can agree on… at least on the talented wrestlers part. Joso and Bea went out there and gave it their all, and I have to swallow my pride and say that Harper and Donovan through their own ways they did it as well. But the ones that stand at the top, the ones that still reign are Milli and Veena!
Gavin Kirkland: KEWT AND KUNTY, BABY!
(The referee enters inside with both championships, there are dozens of personnel rushing over to check on everyone, Joso from his burns, Bea and Harper from the fall they just took and the flames engulfing them, and Donovan just having a beating of his lifetime. But for Milli and Veena, they get their championships back. They stand up weakly before they turn to each other and they give each other a tight hug, keeping their arms around each other before they raise their championships up to the sky.)
(They move forward towards the ropes, laying against them and rising up the championships again to a huge wave of cheers, even after going through literal Armageddon, they continued to be the ones to beat, the ones who were truly the best of the best. As Reasonable Doubt faded away now on their celebration…)
(EAW Logo buzzes.)
