(EAW intro plays.)
(The Graphic For the First Match Appears.)
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Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Gina Romano: And it is for the EAW New Breed Championship!!!
( ‘COMO CAPO’ – Clave Especial ft. Fuerza Regida hits as the crowd boos loudly.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first the challenger… from Arlington, Texas, weighing in at 199 pounds he is the “Hardest Ese Ever” DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Diego Montana comes down the entranceway walking down to the ring yelling at fans at ringside that he is going to be the next New Breed Champion.)
Eve: I honestly don’t know who I hate more in this match. I just want to see them beat the hell out of each other hopefully so that both of them have to retire afterwards.
Deadprez: I feel like these fans agree with you. There is definitely no fan favorite here. But these are the top competitors in the EAW New Breed and I am hyped to see what they are going to do on this big King of Elite stage!
Gavin Kirkland: I like Diego a lot we are good friends. The only issue I have with him is that he is not the Hardest Ese Ever. I, Gavin Kirkland, am in fact the Hardest Ese Ever.
Deadprez: No you are not Gavin. Shut yo bitch ass up.
Gavin Kirkland: ?
( “Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy hits as the crowd continues to boo loudly.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent from His Golden Compound in Romania… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is the EAW New Breed Champion… “The Golden God” CLAYTON GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Clayton Golde makes his arrival on stage with about five smiling models in bikinis accompanying him down the ramp. As Clayton enters the ring he holds stacks of cash which he counts in front of the fans at ringside so they are aware how poor they are in comparison to him.)
Gavin Kirkland: He’s so cool. He gets all the bitches! Just like me fr!
Eve: Gavin no…
Deadprez: I am pretty sure these are just paid escorts he probably bought off some shady service here in Italy. It is pretty clear that these fans don’t think that Clayton is anywhere as cool as he thinks he is.
Gavin Kirkland: Keep hatin’ Deadprez. Just because you can’t get any don’t lump high value males like myself and Clayton into the same category. I’m going to be partying with the Champ after the show!
Eve: Well he might not be the Champ after the show…
Gavin Kirkland: Well I guess I’ll be partying with Diego then. Because we all know that the Champ always got things poppin’!
Deadprez: So I guess you are saying you don’t care who wins this match?
Gavin Kirkland: We are all winners here Dead. These are two of the most gifted in ring competitors in EAW history. Nobody gives a fuck about a Michael Machina or a Veena Adams. Diego Montana and Clayton Golde are way better than those overrated “main event” hacks.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: This match is underway and these fans are looking forward to a nice clean matchup between these two gentlemen. They circle around the ring before locking up with a classic collar and elbow tie-up-
Deadprez: Wait no! Diego Montana just jabbed Clayton Golde in the eye with his fingers!
Eve: I guess I spoke too soon. :wow:
Deadprez: Diego immediately looks to take advantage as he slams his arm clubbing repeatedly into Clayton’s back before shoving him into the corner. Diego with low kicks on Clayton repeatedly knocking him down and refusing to break until the referee has to physically pull him away!
Gavin Kirkland: No Diego no! Don’t get DQ’d!
Eve: Diego cools off slightly as he backs off Clayton who slowly gets up and looks pissed off at how Diego took advantage of him there. He enters the ring cautiously not wanting to get caught off guard again. They go to lock up again!
Deadprez: Diego lunges for the eye of Clayton!-
Eve: No! Clayton Golde saw it coming this time and caught the finger of Diego in his hand! Clayton bends the finger backwards painfully!
Deadprez: And Clayton sinks his teeth into the finger of Diego! Clayton is biting Diego’s finger and he is trying to bite it off!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton is getting real cannibalistic out here. Chewing the shit outta that finger like a carrot. Gonna bite that thing off viciously.
Eve: But the referee gets involved and manages to get Clayton off Diego’s finger! Diego looks at his finger which is now bleeding from the viciousness of Clayton’s bite! Diego tried to go for the eyes first so this is what he deserves as far as I am concerned!
Deadprez: Diego shakes it off dripping blood onto the mat before entering back into the ring with a look of rage on his face. Clayton smiles and spits out some of Diego’s finger blood before preparing to lock up once more.
Eve: The lockup commences!!!-
Deadprez: No! Diego immediately ducks around behind Clayton and takes him down with a School Boy Rollup!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!-
Gavin Kirkland: But the referee looked up and noticed Diego’s feet on the ropes! Diego has been caught cheating!
Diego Montana: (off-mic) COUNT BITCH! COUNT!
Referee: (off-mic) No. No I don’t think I will.
Eve: Diego is raging now as the referee refuses to count but maybe you shouldn’t have put your feet on the ropes! He lets Clayton go who immediately gets back up and Clotheslines Diego over the top rope to the outside! Clayton flexes in the ring posing as the crowd boos loudly clearly not enjoying this display. Diego pulls himself up on the outside and rushes back into the ring to attack Clayton from behind!!!-
Deadprez: Clayton is too busy posing for the crowd and Diego nails him from behind with a Running Forearm! Clayton begins to pull himself back up and Diego assaults him running in with a Drive By Kick! Diego to the cover!
Gavin Kirkland: NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
Referee: OOOOOOOO-
Gavin Kirkland: Nvm.
Eve: Immediate kickout there from Clayton Golde but Diego immediately locks him into a Headlock to keep him grounded. But Clayton kicks his legs into the ropes and the referee orders the break. Clayton slides out of the ring but Diego chases after him with a Baseball Slide!!!-
Deadprez: But Clayton grabs the ring apron and pulls it up causing Diego to slide inside! Clayton now pummeling away at Diego who is trapped in the ring apron!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton is not letting up and Diego is trapped by the soft cloth embrace of the ring apron and there is truly no escape!!!-
Eve: Diego ducks down inside the ring apron as Clayton looks confused! Diego just fled underneath the ring!!
Deadprez: Clayton reaches under the ring to grab Diego!!!-
(CLANG)
Eve: Wait did you see that?!?! Something metal looking just came out from underneath the ring and nailed Clayton in the head! Clayton just got knocked the hell out!
Deadprez: That’s gotta be a DQ… But wait the referee didn’t see Diego do it… Cuz bro is under the ring.
Referee: ??? What was that noise? Where is Diego?
Gavin Kirkland: Oh nah even our referees got CTE…
Eve: Diego Montana just emerged from underneath the ring apron and he grabs Clayton Golde and is sliding him back into the ring. Clayton isn’t moving and blood is beginning to pour down his forehead! Diego really caught him there and this could be it for Clayton!
Deadprez: Diego rolls Clayton into the ring and goes in for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: But Clayton Golde kicks out! Almost a new champion there but it looks like Clayton was not rendered fully unconscious after all. The New Breed Champ lives to fight another day!
Deadprez: Diego Montana is now trying to tell the referee to count faster but the referee seems confused by this. Diego gives up and then goes back to stomping on Clayton Golde repeatedly.
Diego Montana: (off-mic) You should have stayed down pendejo.
Gavin Kirkland: You tell him Diego! Clayton is getting his ass beat here tonight and if this keeps up we could have a new champ! Diego picks up Clayton and drops him with an F5 in the middle of the ring! How the hell was Diego able to pull off such a powerhouse move?
Eve: Well he didn’t actually pull it off as Clayton countered in midair and landed on top of him!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Kickout by Diego this time! Both men are down as I don’t even know if Clayton intentionally did that or Diego was just not able to get his opponent up well enough for an ill advised F5.
Eve: Both men slowly get back up as they punch at each other at the same time!-
Deadprez: Clayton nails Diego right in the jaw and takes him down! Clayton falls backwards into the corner to collect himself as Diego recovers and gets back up. Clayton charges in and Diego nails him right in the jaw and falls backwards. Diego grabs Clayton and looks to pull him up-
Gavin Kirkland: But one of the women that Clayton came out with jumped up on the apron to distract Diego! Diego whirls around fully distracted and Clayton rolls him up from behind!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: But Diego kicks out! Both men back up as Diego takes down Clayton with a Hurricanrana! Clayton falls into the ropes and Diego runs off the ropes and jumps knees first into the back of his neck! Diego now going to put Clayton away-
Deadprez: But Diego is distracted by one of Clayton’s girls up on the ring apron yet again! The referee needs to eject them right now!
Gavin Kirkland: Why would you say that Deadprez… They are saving this match from being complete trash…
Diego Montana: (off-mic) Hola chica… You wanna party me with me tonight? Forget about this loser he’s not going to be champion much longer!
(The women looks at Diego disgusted as she begins to get off the apron but Diego grabs her by the hair and yanks her into the ring!!!)
Eve: Come on now that was uncalled for… What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Gavin Kirkland: I agree. I should save her!
Deadprez: Wait look out from behind Clayton Golde just grabbed Diego by the hair himself and forces Diego to let go of his valet! Clayton picks Diego up and drops him with a Tombstone Piledriver!!!
Gavin Kirkland: What a chivalrous hero! Clayton Golde just came to the rescue of that damsel in distress! A true knight in shining armor.
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) What the hell are you doing in the ring bitch? Get your hoebag ass outta here! The Champ is takin’ care of business! Take your ass outside the ring and look pretty while The Golden God takes care business!
(The crowd boos heavily as Clayton’s valet with tears in her eyes runs quickly to safety outside the ring with the other women who came out with Clayton.)
Eve: Yes Gavin a true hero we can all aspire to…
Deadprez: Anyway… Clayton is looking to put Diego away here for good now as he picks him back up and goes for another Tombstone Piledriver! He gets all of it! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TW-
Eve: But Diego gets his leg under the bottom rope! Clayton is not happy that Diego kicked out and pulls him back up to his feet. Clayton hurls Diego into the corner sending him hard shoulder first into the post! Diego yells out in pain as Clayton drags him back into the ring. Clayton goes for the C’est La Vie!!!-
Deadprez: No! Diego Montana kicks Clayton Golde hard between the legs! A low blow outta nowhere and the referee didn’t see it!
Referee: (off-mic) Holy shit that fan over there has like six extra large buckets of popcorn all to himself. God damn son! Oh wait the match-
Gavin Kirkland: Son gotta get fired after this… But the damage is done as Clayton goes down and Diego now has a chance to turn this match around! Hopefully he can stay focus on what is important this time. Those fine ass ladies at ringside!
Eve: I’m sure you mean he should stay focused on winning the New Breed Title…
Gavin Kirkland: Yes yes that too…
Deadprez: Diego pulls Clayton back up…
Eve: And Clayton shoves him back hard! Diego goes flying back and flails his arms crashing into the referee!
Gavin Kirkland: No! The referee is down! That means the match can’t end!
Deadprez: That is what that means Gavin. Diego pulls himself up off the referee but Clayton grabs him and pulls him in for the C’est La Vie!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Diego rakes the eyes of Clayton! And now Diego is biting Clayton and opening the cut on his forehead with his teeth! Blood is now pouring out of Clayton as Diego has opened him up the hard way! Clayton staggers backwards as Diego runs in with a Running Kick to the Balls!
Eve: Clayton collapses in pain in the ring and the referee is still down so didn’t see any of that! And Diego realizes this as he slides out of the ring and looks under the ring! Diego pulls out a box and what could even be inside that…
Deadprez: Diego opens the box to reveal a Diamond Patek Philippe Watch! God damn that looks expensive as fuck!
Gavin Kirkland: I could do commentary for EAW for a thousand years and still not afford that shit! How the hell did Diego get one?
Eve: Diego doesn’t look like he is just wearing it for fashion though! He is wrapping it around his fist and re-entering the ring! This could be bad indeed for Clayton who is already bleeding out heavily in the ring!
Deadprez: Diego stalking Clayton as he slowly pulls himself up! Diego is preparing to punch Clayton’s lights out with that diamond watch! He is going to smash his brains out!
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton gets up and he turns around!!! DIEGO GOES FOR THE PUNCH!!!
(SMASH!!!)
Eve: He got all of it! Diego just punched out Clayton’s lights! Clayton drops with a thud as Diego slides into the cover!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP CONFIRMED!!!
Referee: …
Deadprez: But the referee is down! How the hell is the referee still down?!? He literally just took a minor tumble from when Diego fell backwards into him-
Referee: (off-mic) Ahhh it hurts ahhh :mjcry:
Eve: This referee is NOT getting back up.
Deadprez: But here comes another one from backstage to make the count! Another referee slides into the ring at high speed to make the count! The referee slid in at such speed they almost slid out the other side of the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: NO! IT WAS TOO LATE! CLAYTON KICKS OUT! CLAYTON KICKS OUT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! THE KICKOUT! CLAYTON DID IT AS THIS ARENA ERUPTS! THE CHAMP IS STILL IN THIS THING!!!
(The camera pans around the arena to show that literally nobody is cheering aside from Clayton’s paid escorts who are seen jumping for joy over in his corner.)
Deadprez: Diego is raging however as he grabs the diamond watch and wraps it around his fist once again! He is going to punch Clayton again!
Eve: I don’t know if Clayton could survive it a second time. It is a miracle he survived it the first time!
Deadprez: DIEGO PULLS CLAYTON UP AND PUNCHES HIM AGAIN WITH THE WATCH AROUND HIS FIST!!!-
Gavin Kirkland: Wait what?
Eve: The referee just grabbed the fist of Diego and pulled him back preventing the punch! The referee is not going to allow such an illegal action to take place!
Referee: (off-mic) PUT. THE. WEAPON. DOWN. NOW.
Diego Montana: (off-mic) FUCK YOU! DIE YOU LIL BITCH!!!
Deadprez: Diego just punched out the referee with the watch instead! The referee is down and bleeding from the nose after being cracked open by Diego!
Eve: Diego has snapped! He has stopped giving a fuck about the law! He is a dangerous criminal! Somebody needs to stop him!
Deadprez: Wait no! The first referee is getting back up now! Diego still has the watch wrapped around his hand!
(Diego quickly places the watch around the fist of Clayton Golde as he lays down next to the bloodied first referee as the second referee gets up!)
Gavin Kirkland: Diego is trying to trick the referee! The referee is up as Clayton is slowly recovering and getting back up but hasn’t realized he has the watch on his fist!
Referee: (off-mic) Hmm why is there another referee here? And why are they bloody and knocked out? I sure missed a lot. Haha.
Eve: The referee turns around and sees Clayton Golde with the diamond watch around his fist. He then sees Diego and the other referee on the ground lying unconscious.
Referee: (off-mic) What the… What happened here? And why do you have that?
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) ???
Referee: (off-mic) You monster… You hit them with the watch didn’t you! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO DISQUALIFY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) :whoa: !!! Now hold on a minute…
Referee: (off-mic) Unless… you have some other explanation for this? I will give you one chance. But only one…
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) Uhh… this watch? Umm I didn’t do shit!
Referee: (off-mic) I am not convinced…
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) Now hold on a minute… It’s actually just my watch. I came out wearing it. It must have slipped down my wrist when I fell. That’s all. See I’ll put it back into a safe position.
(Clayton Golde slides the watch down onto his wrist and shows it off for the referee.)
Referee: (off-mic) That seems like a believable story I suppose. Good job Clayton. You win this tim-
Eve: WAIT OUT OF NOWHERE DIEGO MONTANA JUST GRABBED CLAYTON GOLDE AS HE WAS TALKING WITH THE REFEREE AND ROLLS HIM UP WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: NO! Clayton Golde kicks out just before three! Diego almost stole it!
Deadprez: Diego is back up now as he grabs the arm of Clayton and begins trying to take the watch off his wrist! Diego is getting his expensive property back!
Eve: But Clayton yanks him down to the mat and locks him into a Fujiwara Armbar! Diego is writhing in pain and trying to pull himself across the ring to get to the ropes! Diego is screaming in pain!
Gavin Kirkland: No Diego! Don’t risk serious injury! You won’t be able to keep wrestling! Tap out if you need to bro! It’s okay!
Deadprez: He made it! Diego got to the ropes just in time and now Clayton has to break it up!
Eve: Clayton lets go as he pulls Diego back up!!!-
Deadprez: But Diego out of nowhere connects with the Livin’ Like Diego! No wait! Clayton counters it into a Sunset Flip!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNN-
Eve: But Diego kicks out immediately!!! Diego back up as Clayton grabs him and pulls him in!!
Deadprez: C’est La Vie!!!
Eve: CLAYTON GETS IT! CLAYTON HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT MOVE IN ALL MATCH! HE FINALLY GOT IT! IT’S CURTAINS FOR DIEGO! THE COVER! IT’S GOTTA BE OVER FOR REAL NOW!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: OLD CHAMP! OLD CHAMP! OLD CHAMP!
Referee: …
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Gavin Kirkland: DING! DING! DING!
Eve: No! Diego somehow kicked out! I literally can’t believe it! I have never seen someone kick out of a finishing move like that before in EAW!
Deadprez: You definitely have Eve but even so that is still surprising that Diego was able to do it.
Eve: Clayton is raging now as he pulls off the watch and slips it onto his fist. He is hiding it from the referee positioning his body so the ref won’t see it! The referee is trying to look around the side of Clayton suspicious that he has something in his hand.
Deadprez: Clayton grabs Diego and yanks him up by the hair as he goes to punch him!!!
Eve: But Diego shoves him into the ropes!!!
Deadprez: LIVIN’ LIKE DIEGO!!!
Eve: He got all of it! Diego with the cover! WE MIGHT LITERALLY HAVE A NEW CHAMP GAVIN!
Gavin Kirkland: I TOLD YOU! COUNT REF! COUNT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: …
Eve: No! Clayton punches Diego in the head with the watch while the referee was counting! The referee didn’t see it because he was too focused on the count!!!
Deadprez: Clayton shoves Diego off him and throws the watch out of the ring! Clayton goes in for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: …
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(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… AND STILL… the EAW New Breed Champion… CLAYTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
( “Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy hits as the crowd boos heavily. Clayton Golde is quickly given the EAW New Breed Championship as he has his arm raised in victory. Clayton’s cheerleaders rush into the ring to dance and celebrate with him.)
Gavin Kirkland: Clayton did it! Clayton proved tonight that he is the king of the New Breed! Clayton is what the future of EAW is all about!
Eve: Clayton is what the now of EAW is all about as he proved he could outmaneuver Diego Montana at his own game. This match was one of the most shameful displays of cheating and cheap shots I have seen in some time. But if you consider that a skill I guess Clayton was the better man on this night.
Deadprez: Hopefully this will convince Diego to change his ways and focus on becoming a pure technical wrestling master from now on.
Eve: Somehow I think this will only encourage him to wrestle even dirtier in the future. But I suppose we will see. Clayton Golde as the New Breed Champion is not something our fans like but he proved tonight he has what it takes to find opportunities to get the victory in no matter what!
Gavin Kirkland: Exactly Eve. Now excuse me as I enter the ring to celebrate with Clayton and those fine ass valets!!!
(Gavin Kirkland enters the ring looking to celebrate with Clayton Golde and his valets.)
Clayton Golde: (off-mic) https://tenor.com/view/houseinnebraska-family-guy-not-you-family-guy-hands-in-family-guy-gif-5652141894398768700
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: !
Eve: Well it looks like Gavin is going to have to return to commentary. But it looks like Clayton Golde is having a great night. Who will take the title from him? The fans want to see this man suffer!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the EAW 2k26 2007 Era Edition Pack featuring exclusive costumes for CM Ronn, MaK, and Jaywalker. Only $69.99! Base game not included.)
(The graphic for the next match appears)
(The camera pans to Gina Romano for the introduction of the participants.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The crowd cheers as the fans stand up when “Do You Believe” by The Deftones starts to play throughout the Stadium. The crowd stands as the opponents makes their way down the ramp from the stage.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM ODESSA, UKRAINE! WEIGHING IN AT 170 LBS.! THEY ARE THE “UNAPOLOGETIC FREAK OF ODESSA”…… BOA!!!!!
(The crowd gives a mix reaction to BOA as they make their way to the ring, slowly walking up the stairs and climbing to the ropes, posing, before stepping down and waiting.)
Deadprez: Talk about a beast, BOA doesn’t play and we could see a new Specialist Champion tonight. They have been on neutral ground, but BOA finally had enough and took the champ down.
Eve: BOA is power and we are going to see a contract in styles, and honestly, I do not like the champions chances.
Gavin Kirkland: Look at them, that’s a bad bitch no other way to put it, I feel sorry for my girl, Auburn.
(As BOA’s music fades it is replaced with “Bad Blood” by Taylor Swift. The crowd begins to cheer as some fireworks go off.)
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! SHE HAILS FROM BULAWAYO, ZIMBABWE! WEIGHING IN AT 119 LBS.! HERE IS THE SPECIALIST CHAMPION….. “THE PRODIGY” AUBURN WARE!!!
(Auburn comes out to a large set of cheers, she smiles and heads down to the ring carrying the title with determination on her face. She slides into the ring and holds up the belt.)
Deadprez: She has come a long way! Auburn Ware clawed herself to the championship and now gets the opportunity to prove to the world that she indeed deserves to hold that title
Eve: Auburn has come a long way, but this match is her biggest test, and BOA is looking to tear her in half.
Gavin Kirkland: She doesn’t deserve this beating. Speed over power, right guys?
(They don’t answer Gavin as Auburn gives the title to the referee. He nods and both competitors get in the center of the ring before the referee rings the bell to start the match.)
(DING!!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!)
(Both women circle the ring as this crowd in Italy is cheering loudly, they both lock up and the power of BOA is too much pushing Auburn to the ropes.)
Deadprez: Auburn cannot go toe to toe with BOA, she is twice as small and the power that BOA possesses is going to be too much for her.
Eve: I agree Prez, that is the problem though, Auburn wants to go right at BOA and what we see is a clean break. BOA backs off as Auburn collects herself, and they circle the ring again, this time Auburn is going to make the same mistake to lock up as she does with BOA.
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn drops to a knee to try and get some leverage as she tries to push BOA but that is a feat that cannot be done as BOA just pushes Auburn down to the mats much to the champions surprise! She takes a second to get back up!
(Auburn thinks for a moment about what strategy she needs to take against some like BOA who is twice her size. She takes a second as the crowd cheers her on to nod and circle the ring again with BOA and now she looks to lock up again.)
Eve: She cannot keep doing this, Auburn is not going to match strength with BOA as she goes to try and lock up with the beast again but NO! She goes under BOA’s arm, and runs against the ropes! Auburn slides under the legs of BOA with her quickness and rebounds again on the ropes!
(BOA though quickly turns around and looks as Auburn approaches.)
Gavin Kirkland: BOA goes for another clothesline but Auburn ducks again, she springs off the ropes with an elbow, and it caught BOA! The beast is stunned, taking a few steps back and Auburn sees this, running back again and this time –
Eve: A Spinning head scissors, and she is about to take BOA over and NO! BOA is too strong and won’t go over, holding Auburn Ware in place They try to position her but Auburn slips out, getting behind BOA and trying to roll them up but BOA grabs her by the neck and lifts her back up to her feet, pushing Auburn into the turnbuckle! They charge in!
Deadprez: Auburn is able to jump up and avoid charge, but Auburn is able to flip over back on her feet! She runs to the other turnbuckle as BOA was able to stop themselves from going all into the steel post. They turn around and see Auburn charging and tries another clothesline!
(But as BOA tries, Auburn is able to hang on the arm and drag BOA over! The crowd cheers as BOA though is back to their feet and charges in again at Auburn but she is able to take them down with a leg take, BOA falls on their face and Auburn walks on BOA’s back as the fans cheer.)
Eve: Now Auburn is playing it smart! She is using her speed as best she can to counter the power of BOA who is still focused on trying to get their hands on Auburn who has a smile on her face, as she looks at BOA who is back on their feet as both circle the ring and then they go to lock up….
Deadprez: …. But BOA doesn’t let her get away now! Grabbing her by the tights and bringing her in right into a backdrop! Auburn was folded in half, but she still has the power to get back up, and BOA runs at her and this time they connect with a clothesline! Auburn now is down and this is the match which BOA was looking for.
Eve: Auburn can only do so much, but she was caught and now BOA like a shark in bloody water sees what needs to happen. BOA is not going to play with their food, they are looking to end this quick, picking up Auburn before whipping her into the turnbuckle, charging in and hitting a stiff clothesline! Then turning it into a bulldog and goes for the quick cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW –
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn with a kick out! No matter how powerful BOA is, they are going to have to do a lot more to get Auburn shoulders to the mat. BOA picks up Auburn and hoists her up, a vicious forearm and another as Auburn is taken back some against the ropes before she bounces off, and another huge forearm taking Auburn down!
Deadprez: Auburn finds herself in a lot of trouble early, but she is definitely finding herself in danger of losing this title and needs to find answers for BOA. Auburn though is back up and BOA lifts her up and she is going for Snake-Eyes…. But Auburn falls behind BOA and she pushes BOA into the turnbuckle!
(BOA goes chest first into the turnbuckle, before Auburn is able to hop over the ropes and climbs top the top, BOA backs up – )
Eve: FLYING DROPKICK! BOA is taken off their feet and Auburn runs against the ropes, hopping on the rope, MOONSAULT! As Auburn lands hard on BOA and hooks a leg!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW –
Eve: BOA throws her off like she is nothing! Auburn looks a little surprised, but she runs against the ropes just as BOA is getting back to their feet, a flying body press! NO! BOA catches her and hit a Fallaway Slam! Auburn falls outside of the ring as she tumbles to the floor and BOA is right after her!
(BOA wastes no time, rolling out of the ring and grabbing Auburn, slamming her into the apron, she now looks dazed as BOA throws her back in while BOA now stands on the apron, Auburn gets back up – )
Deadprez: BOA jumps over the top rope with a flying clothesline and Auburn went down hard. BOA is taking complete control of this match and there is nothing that it seems like Auburn Ware can do about it! BOA knows that she can’t finish her off because of how resilient she is, but BOA picks her up and hoists Auburn up over her shoulder, walking around before standing in the corner, they run and –
Eve: POWERSLAM! BOA HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH –
Eve: Auburn kicks out! She is showing her resilience yet again! It is going to take more to put her down! I think that right now BOA might have had not taken her as serious though they have faced one another before!
Deadprez: BOA though gets right back up and picks up Auburn by the hair, but Auburn retaliates with a slap!
SLAP!
(The crowd ooh’s as Auburn stuns BOA slapping them across the face as they back up, BOA was surprised by that and Auburn then grabs BOA in a Front Face lock – )
Gavin Kikrland: TORNADO DDT! A Tornado DDT that takes BOA down! Auburn has stunned BOA and she now runs against the ropes, hitting a cannonball! But Auburn is not done, she now runs to the second rope, waiting as BOA is not staying down!
(BOA slowly gets up, they look around, and Auburn again hops off the ropes and – )
Eve: HURRICARANA!!!! BOA falls toward the ropes as they are leaning against it, and here is Auburn as she runs against the ropes and a TIGER FEINT KICK! BOA falls back and they seemed stun. Auburn Ware then hops on the rope and A WALK TO REMEMBER!!!!! SHE LANDS IT AND HOOKS A LEG!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Deadprez: BOA KICKS OUT! It seemed like Auburn Ware almost had them but Auburn now seems to have taken control, and she is using her speed to try and take control of everything! She gets right back up and waits as BOA slowly gets up!
(BOA is getting up slowly, they are back up to their feet and Auburn charges in and – )
Eve: BICYCLE KICK! THAT CONNECTED RIGHT IN THE FACE OF AUBURN! They pick up Auburn…. Wait… 103 MERCIES!!!! A REBOUND SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!! SHE JUST KNOCKED AUBURN OUT IT SEEMS LIKE! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Deadprez: AUBURN GETS HER ARM UP IN A SPLIT SECOND!
(The crowd cheers as BOA looks shocked that Auburn was able to kick out. )
Eve: BOA is surprised, thinking that was it as we saw the impact of that move on Auburn! But that is not discounting what Auburn has been able to do so far as they get right back up and hold Auburn by the hair, and –
Gavin Kirkland: HAIR TOSS! And Boa has strands of Auburn’s hair in her hands as she is in a lot of pain! I need to go in there and help out my Queen! BOA though wants to finish her! Auburn is slowly getting up as BOA runs against the ropes and ANOTHER BICYCLE KICK! She is flat on her back!
Deadprez: Auburn is in a lot of trouble! BOA now shoves their boot into the throat of Auburn Ware! BOA has finally has enough! Auburn is being choked out as the referee now has to intervene!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI –
(BOA stops and drags Auburn to the middle of the ring and she turns Auburn over into a Boston Crab! BOA leans back and screams.)
Eve: BOA is now slowing this match down! BOA wants to ground her, and Auburn is trying to reach the ropes, as she screams in pain! BOA knows that they have Auburn and they are wrenching back as Auburn is almost ready to tap!
Deadprez: The legs on BOA are so powerful that they are really adding pressure to Auburn who is crawling to the ropes, but the power of BOA is holding that back as Auburn reaches and NO! BOA DRAGS HER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
(Auburn screams and tries to even lift herself up while they have her down and locked into the Crab, but she again screams loudly trying reach out toward the legs.)
Eve: Auburn is trying to reach over and grab the legs of BOA! She is reaching over and pulling the leg of BOA even more trying so hard to trip them up! She is really pulling hard, and yet BOA is so strong that she is having no luck and –
Deadprez: Auburn was able to trip up BOA to the point has caused her to drop to one knee! They let go of Auburn as she tries to crawl back to her feet, but Auburn is picked back up by BOA and whips her into the turnbuckle!
(Auburn hits the corner hard as BOA then charges in and Auburn charges in with a CHEST STOMP!)
Eve: CHEST STOMP! SHE DID A CAVE IN AND TOOK BOA DOWN! BOA is holding their chest as Auburn is back up with he help of the ropes, Auburn has advantage again but her back is locked and it hurts, she then tries to pick up BOA but the bigger competitor brings her into a small package!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE –
Deadprez: Auburn was able to kick out! BOA scrambles up and picks up Auburn and lifts her up for another powerbomb, but Auburn is able to craw to the back and roll up BOA!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE –
Deadprez: BOA kicks out and Auburn is holding her back as BOA kicks her in the midsection and hoists her up for a BACKBREAKER! SHE HOLDS AUBURN THERE! SHE HOLDS AUBURN OVER HER KNEE AS THE CHAMPION IS IN HUGE TROUBLE!
(The crowd starts to cheer for Auburn as she is being pressed over the knee of BOA as the people cheer for the Champion.)
Gavin Kirkland: The crowd is firmly behind Auburn Ware! She is being torn apart right now and her back has to be hurt! BOA is a beast in this, and they are trying o break Auburn in half! Auburn though looks almost lifeless as the referee needs to check her!
(The referee checks on Auburn, lifting her arm up, and it drops as the referee is looking to see if it drops one more time, he lifts her arm and…)
Eve: AUBURN holds her arm up! She is not done yet! The fans are going nuts! As Auburn is now trying to hulk up! She is feeding off the fans and is trying to hit BOA! She though kicks BOA in the face allowing for her to get released from the hold!
(Auburn holds her back in so much pain, the fans are still cheering her as she slowly gets back up and wincing, BOA then turns and goes for a Clothesline, but Auburn that ducks – )
Deadprez: PELE KICK! BOA is stunned again and this time Auburn Ware turns, and BOA runs at her… BACK FLIP! BOA lands hard on the mat and that might have hurt Auburn even more with the pain she is feeling in her back! But that is not stopping her from fighting back! She looks at BOA who is up and RAMS HER INTO THE BUCKLE! Wait…. Auburn with a handstand and a foot choke!
Eve: UGLY LOVE! And now Auburn is giving BOA a taste of their own medicine! She is pressing hard on the neck of BOA and choking her out as the fans cheer, but the referee needs to get involved again!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI –
Gavin Kikrland: Auburn breaks the hold and she is ready to do whatever it takes to defend this title, it was tic for tac at this point and she was justified for it! But Auburn has BOA reeling now and she jumps on her… MONKEY FLIP on BOA! That was hell on her back and yet she doesn’t care!
(BOA is on the mat and they are getting tired, slowly getting up as Auburn Ware runs against the ropes and – )
Eve: SPEAR! AUBURN WARE WITH A SPEAR OUT FO NOWHERE AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Eve: HUGE KICK OUT BY BOA! Auburn landed on her feet, that is a statement by BOA as Auburn knows that she needs to finish off BOA while she has her down and she quickly picks up BOA, whipping them to the turnbuckle! And here comes Auburn with THIS GIRL!
Deadprez: THE HANDSPRING ELBOW AND NO! BOA caught her and she turns around…. GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE! Auburn was again folded in half as BOA looks to finish this and now BOA is climbing the top rope!
Gavin Kirkland: URSUS SHOCK! THE DIVING HEADBUTT HALKF WAY ACROSS THE RING AND THAT NOGGING LANDED RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF AUBURN WARE AND SHE IS OUT! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Eve: AUBURN WARE GOT A SHOULDER UP! HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET OUT OF THAT! BOA looks around, holding up three fingers but the referee waves her off and holds up two fingers. BOA cannot believe it. BOA gets back up and grabs Auburn, lining her thumb across the neck as she picks her up and BOA LOCK!
Deadprez: THE CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING! AND AUBURN WARE IS BEING THROWN AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL BUT….wait… Auburn backs herself back and forces BOA to crash into the turnbuckle! BOA let’s go and comes out of the corner….
Eve: She hooks BOA…. LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY! THE 720 DDT And she got BOA! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!! WHAT A SHOCK!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: NO! BOA WAS ABLE TO GET A FOOT ON THE ROPE! THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST CHANCE AUBURN HAD TO BEAT BOA! AND NOW SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SHE LOOKS AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO AND AUBURN WASTES NO TIME!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn is climbing the top rope as BOA is still down! And Auburn hits TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW!!!! SHE GOT BOA AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Gavin Kirkland: BOA KICKS OUT! Auburn looks shocked yet again and she looks around as the crowd is cheering loudly for her! Come on Auburn! BOA is a beast and will not die! Auburn once again waits as BOA is slowly getting up and here comes Auburn behind her!
Deadprez: THE LOVELY BONES! THE KATAHAJAME! SHE HAS IT LOCKED ON BOA AND….. NO!
(BOA backs herself up and Auburn gets squashed into the turnbuckle quickly and her back hits as she falls to her knees, holding her back.)
Deadprez: LOOK at BOA! Their face! BOA has Auburn Ware now and whips her into the ropes, they try to go for a powerslam, but Auburn is able to duck down, and she bounces off the ropes and goes for another Hurricarana, but NO! BOA hoists her up and POWERBOMB!
(Auburn is flattened on the mat as BOA now smiles and picks her up.)
BOA: (Off Mic) You’re done!
Eve: BOA bounces off the ropes and PUNK ROTTEN!!!!! THE REBOUND LARIAT AND AUBURN WARE JUST FLIPPED IN THE AIR AND LANDED FACE FIRST! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION AS BOA TURNS HER OVER AND LAYS ON HER FOR THE PIN!
Deadprez: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: FIFBIEWBFIPWWBFIFBFIVBWFIYWFVFYIUVWFIUYFVWFIUYWVFWYUIW
Crowd: :damn:
Deadprez: AUBURN WARE KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! THE YOUNG PRODIGY WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE AND BOA SMELLS BLOOD! THEY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT AUBURN KICKED OUT, BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE BOA IS PICKING UP AUBURN AND SHE IS SETTING HER UP AGAIN!
Eve: BOA IS WASTING TIME AND SHE NEEDS TO FINISHG OFF AUBURN NOW AND HERE WE GO, SHE IS GOING FOR IT AGAIN AND AUBURN IS WOBBLY ON HER FEET! BOA WITH ANOTHER PUNK ROTTEN!!!!!
Deadprez: NOOOO!!!! AUBURN WAS ABLE TO HOOK THE ARM AND SHE DROPS DOWN TO A CRUCIFIX PIN!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE GOT THEM!!!!
(BOA Kicks out a fraction too late.)
(DING!!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. AND STILL THE EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION…. AUBURN WARE!!!
(Auburn Ware is handed the title as she rolls out of the ring and holds it in the air much to the surprise of BOA who just gets up shocked that they were caught with the crucifix pin. )
Deadprez: WHAT A FINISH!!! Speed was the ultimate weapon as it was Auburn who was able to use her senses and trap BOA long enough to keep them down for the pin! A huge win for Auburn Ware!
Eve: She has learned so much in such a little time, but take nothing away from BOA, they proved to be championship material, and it will only be a matter of time before they do!
Gavin Kirkland: Auburn did it! She showed why the Specialist Championship is around her waist, but she better be careful because she got lucky tonight with BOA!
(Auburn looks into the ring at BOA who sighs, knowing that they got caught. Auburn holds up the title one more time before heading back while BOA just continues to stare her down.)
(A commercial plays for IHOP.)
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Stephie Love: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS A FATAL FOUR WAY TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Razorface’ by Celldweller hits the PA speakers and David Gideon Smith emerges from the back, black and white lights flashing throughout the building. David slowly makes his way down the stage, outstretching his hands to draw his Black Blade signal.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, residing in Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is “DGS” DAVID! GIDEON! SMITH!
(‘Ballad of a Prodigal Son’ by Lincoln Durham blares throughout the building, and Kirk Redwood storms out from the back, Amanda at his side as always. Kirk marches down the ramp, wasting no time as he knows the important of this stage and this match.)
Stephie Love: Introducing next, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Boston, Massachusetts, he is “UNKILLABLE” KIIRRRKKKK! REEDDDWWOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!
(‘Cult Leader’ by KiNG MALA hits the PA speakers and Mia Santoro walks out from the crowd, raising her arms up. She extends her hand out for a couple of younger fans to tag her, and pulls back just before they can, prompting more boos. Santoro smirks as she makes her way into ringside, entering the ring and posing over the ropes.)
Stephie Love: Next, weighing in at 115 pounds, from Key West, Florida, “THE OBSESSION” MIIIAAAAAAAAA!!! SANNTTTOOORRRROOOOOO!!!
(‘Psycho’ by That’s Outrageous! hits the speakers and Effy McAvoy hops over the barricade, fired up for the opportunity at play for her. She circles around the ring like a shark, while Ahren Fournier makes his way down and whispers her some advice before she enters the ring.)
Stephie Love: Lastly, accompanied by Ahren Fournier, weighing in at 125 pounds, Watch Hill, Rhode Island, she is “THE OMEN”, EFFFYYY! MCCAVVOOOYYYYY!!!
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! A lot at stake here—and ALL FOUR IMMEDIATELY RACE INTO BATTLE! REDWOOD & DGS TRADE SHOTS TO THE HEAD, MCAVOY & SANTORO GO AT IT! There’s a massive opportunity and all four will stop at nothing to achieve it! Redwood fires off on Smith with repeated forearms, and chops! He backs up, aiming for a lariat, but DGS ducks! He hooks the waist for a german suplex…
Jake Mercer: Only for Effy to tackle Mia down and they fall into them! David and Redwood fall out through the middle rope, and McAvoy drags Santoro up, but Santoro shoves her off! She dropkicks the knee out and races up to her feet. Santoro runs off the ropes, aiming for a sliding elbow to the head, but McAvoy evades it and brings her down with a crucifix rollup!
ONE—
Flannery McCoy: Quick kickout from Santoro! Both race up to their feet and clobber each other with a forearm! Santoro stumbles, but McAvoy follows up with a spinning sole kick to the ribs. She quickly runs off the ropes, but Santoro with a swift drop down that trips Effy over! She hits the ropes hard, bouncing off, and Mia grabs the waist and lifts her up for a back suplex … no! Effy lands behind her! She dropkicks Mia in the back and she flies through the middle rope. Effy rises and quickly runs the ropes!
Stew-O: SUICIDE DIVE—NO! MIA MOVES AND DAVID CATCHES EFFY IN MID-AIR WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! GOODNESS! David looks proud of his work, but Redwood immediately shoves him into the ring post! He falls to the ground hard and Redwood slides back in, as does Santoro. But as Redwood is trying to get up, Santoro starts stomping the hell out the back of his head! She drags him up and fires him up with repeated chops! Redwood falls ito the corner, dazed and confused. She takes his wrist for an irish whip across the ring!
Jake Mercer: Santoro charges in, but Redwood raises the boots up! She staggers backwards and swings for him. Redwood with a swift go behind waist take, and he holds her high up in the air like a trophy, before tossing her across the ring with a german suplex! Santoro has not the slightest clue of where she’s at right now! Redwood takes the ropes and rises to his feet, letting out a guttural war cry! Santoro looks up in confusion…
Stew-O: RUNNING SHOULDER BARGE FROM REDWOOD! He drags Santoro up and scoops her up into sidewalk slam position, but Santoro flips out onto her feet! An armdrag sends Redwood across the ring! Dropkick from Santoro! Redwood rolls through and falls against the ropes. Mia charges in, but Redwood sends her over the top rope! She hangs onto the ropes and lands on the apron for dear life. Redwood turns and swings at her, but she sweeps him onto his back! Redwood grimaces and Santoro takes the ropes, slingshotting over into a legdrop right on the throat!
Flannery McCoy: She rises up to her feet and here comes DGS, who sends her down with a boot to the jaw! DGS drags her up and snatches her into a gutwrench. He heaves her up for a powerbomb—but Santoro counters with a hurricanrana! DGS rolls to the ropes and uses them to rise. Santoro runs across, clothesline over the top! But he’s just too big! She’s gonna have to do more than that! She turns around and hits the ropes again, but DGS runs across and leaps into a knee! The athleticism of DGS is off the charts, as he snatches the wrist of Mia and yanks her in, spinning her into a fallaway slam!
Jake Mercer: DGS looks proud of his handiwork, but he sees Effy trying to enter the ring. He sends a punch, but she hangs onto the ropes. Effy is teetering off the apron, and DGS goes to bring her in—but she snaps him over the top rope with a hot shot! That bounces DGS off and he turns around to Redwood, who promptly kicks him in the ribs and takes him by the head, lifting him up vertically…!!! Smith flails, trying his absolute hardest to get free!
Stew-O: MCAVOY SPRINGBOARDS UP! AND A MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE RIBS OF DGS, WHILE REDWOOD BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX! Kirk quickly makes the cover!
ONE—
Flannery McCoy: But Effy breaks it!
Effy McAvoy: (off-mic) What are you doing?!
Kirk Redwood: (off-mic) I’m trying to win.
Jake Mercer: AND HE NAILS EFFY WITH A FOREARM! No friends to be made in this match! Effy fires back with one of her own! Another forearm from Redwood, and McAvoy fires back! He knees her in the ribs, and grabs her by the head. He lifts her high up in the air, and he slams Effy down with a POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE RIBS OF DGS! DGS holds his body in agony, and Redwood moves her out of the way so he can drop down and go for the cover…
Stew-O: Only for Santoro to come from out of nowhere and throw Redwood out of the ring! She looks to capitalize on the pin, but he rolls right back in and grabs her by the waist! Redwood wants another german suplex, but Santoro starts to elbow her way out of it! Redwood grimaces, and Santoro with a standing switch! She tries to lift Redwood up, but he’s too heavy—and the two stumble back to the ropes as a result! Redwood sends an elbow to the side of Santoro’s head, and he spins around! Santoro looks up in shock!
Flannery McCoy: ‘LETHAL ROUND!’ THE STANDING WESTERN LARIAT CONNECTS, AND IT SENDS SANTORO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE! THAT MAY HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT RIGHT THERE! And Redwood looks extremely proud of his handiwork, but he better look behind him—
Jake Mercer: He doesn’t get the chance! DGS is pissed and he’s taking no prisoners! He wraps Redwood’s arm around the back of his head and he quickly scoops him up in backdrop position, just to drop him down into ‘Caedomorph CLAW!!!’ DOWN GOES REDWOOD! AND DGS SEES HIS CHANCE TO HOOK THE LEGS AND LEAVE TONIGHT WITH THE WIN!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWW—
Stew-O: Effy with a quick break from out of nowhere! David shakes his head, irritated. He works his way up to his feet, but McAvoy leaps onto his back and applies a sleeper! David roars out in agony, as Effy continues to weigh down on him with that sleeper! He swings her around the ring, doing everything in his power to try and rip Effy off, but it’s no use! She flails her legs in the air, and David is struggling right now! He grabs onto the arms and wrists, flipping her overhead!
Flannery McCoy: She bounces up to her feet, and David sees a chance to end this one early! ‘THE BLACK BLADE’ — NOPE! She ducks under! DGS turns around and Effy nails him with a thrust kick to the jaw! David wobbles, and Effy with another one! DGS wobbles around the ring again, and Effy quickly runs off the ropes, but David scoops her up! But Effy floats over, and she gets him with a CHOP BLOCK! Nicely done by McAvoy, who stumbles to the ropes! She exits out onto the apron and slowly makes her way up to the top rope, looking down at DGS who isn’t moving right now…
Jake Mercer: Effy adjusts herself, but SANTORO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, SHOVING HER OFF THE TOP ROPE! Effy can’t control her landing and she bounces off the top rope and flies right down to the ringside floor! That had to have hurt, and now it’s Santoro who looks to capitalize! David slowly rises to his feet, as Santoro springboards up and she flies into ‘WOLFSBANE!’ BEAUTIFUL CUTTER! AND DOWN GOES DGS! SANTORO QUICKLY CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOO—
Stew-O: But Redwood drags her off! She tries to stay on top of DGS, but it’s no use! Santoro rolls over and starts throwing repeated kicks to the body of Redwood! She kicks him again, and again, and again! She shoves Redwood back and he skids across the canvas! Santoro rises to her feet and Redwood swings for her, but she captures the arm and spins them around! She hooks the arms, trying for a backslide, but Redwood stands his ground!
Flannery McCoy: He spins around and grabs Santoro by the arms! He heaves her up for a dragon suplex, she breaks free, with a mule kick to the knee! Redwood nearly falls over, and then she spins into a superkick to the knee! ‘TWO FOR THE ROAD’ INCOMING—NO! REDWOOD DUCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE! Her leg flies over his shoulder and he rises, capturing her into an electric chair! Redwood marches around the ring with a big grin on his face, as Santoro tries her absolute damndest to get free and out of this hold!
Jake Mercer: She throws punches to the top of Redwood’s head, wheeling them backwards… but what will it matter?! Redwood holds tight to her legs—WAIT! SANTORO DROPS BACK! HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH GO CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! REDWOOD HITS THE CANVAS HARD, BUT SANTORO HANGS ON TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE! I THOUGHT SHE WENT DOWN BUT THAT APPEARS NOT TO BE THE CASE!
Stew-O: Santoro rises to her feet and runs to the turnbuckles. She quickly makes her way up top, but here comes McAvoy, sliding in! She runs up the ropes and starts barraging Santoro with forearm shots to the jaw! Santoro fires back, and these two are brawling up there! Suddenly, Effy wraps her arms around Santoro’s waist… this isn’t good at all! AVALANCHE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! GOODNESS! SANTORO JUST GOT SENT ACROSS THE RING! AND NOW THIS IS MCAVOY’S MOMENT! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?!
Flannery McCoy: She scrambles up to her feet, but DGS immediately heaves her up! POWERSLAM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! McAvoy is out once again, and DGS has to be feeling good about himself! He thwarted her momentum and used it to build on his own! DGS takes the ropes, slowly rising. He stumbles around the ring, taking a deep breath. He drags Effy up and grabs her in a front facelock. DGS heaves Effy high in the air as he carries her around the ring, and goes to drop her over the top with a gourdbuster, but she floats behind him!
Stew-O: Effy dropkicks DGS in the back, and he flies over the top rope and crashes to the floor! David hits the mat hard and he slaps it, angry that he allowed Effy to get one over him! Effy rises to her feet and she quickly runs the ropes with zero hesitation whatsoever! DGS looks up in shock, as Effy flies into a SUICIDE DIVE! DOWN GOES DGS! HE GETS SENT CRASHING RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR! MCAVOY IS FEELING THE ENERGY RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A HORRIBLE POSITION FOR DGS TO BE IN!
Jake Mercer: She pulls him up and she throws him into the ring! Effy slides onto the apron and she climbs to the top rope! David is slowly rising to his feet as well, and Effy points ahead! MISSILE DROPKICK! DOWN GOES DGS! And she crawls over to the cover, but she sees Redwood rising up to his feet and crawling towards the apron! She rises and runs the ropes, not wanting to take any chances! A SUICIDE DIVE TO KIRK AS WELL–
Flannery McCoy: HE CATCHES HER! Kirk heaves Effy up and sits her down onto the barricade, what the hell…?!?!
(WHACK!)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! HE JUST GOT HER WITH A BLISTERING CHOP, AND EFFY FLIES OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE LAPS OF VARIOUS FANS! WHAT AN ACT OF BRUTALITY FROM REDWOOD! AND NOW HE’S GOT THE RING ALL TO HIMSELF! DGS IS STILL TRYING TO GET UP, AND KIRK SLIDES IN, SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER!
Jake Mercer: He pats his knee, as he points at DGS! ‘BLITZKRIEG BOP—’ NO! DGS SIDESTEPS IT! Kirk turns around, and David quickly scoops him up and spins into a SPINEBUSTER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Redwood gets planted hard on that one, and he may have knocked the wind out of him! DGS takes a moment to recuperate, he’s been the target of everyone in this match mostly because of his size, and that means he has to exert even more energy to keep all of these people down.
Flannery McCoy: David slowly rises to his feet and Redwood rolls over, gasping out in pain. Kirk pulls David up and he tucks his head in, wrapping his arms around his waist. He tries to lift him up, but Redwood falls to a kneel. David tries again, but Redwood crumbles down a second time. He tries a third time, but Redwood uses the momentum to float over! He shoves DGS to the ropes, but DGS bounces off chest-first and uses that to spin into an elbow to the jaw! Redwood is on wobbly legs right now, and DGS senses blood in the water on HIS end!
Jake Mercer: DGS bounces off the ropes, looking to rip through Redwood with ‘THE INFINITE IMPA—’ NOPE! KICK TO THE JAW FROM REDWOOD! DGS wobbles, and he swings for Redwood, who ducks under and grabs him by the waist! GERMAN SUPLEX FROM REDWOOD! HE HANGS ON TO DGS AND SLOWLY ROLLS THEM UP TO THEIR FEET… A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! HE HANGS ON TO DGS AND ROLLS THROUGH A THIRD TIME! HE WANTS THE HAT TRICK, BUT DGS SPINS AROUND! He shoves Redwood into the ropes! Redwood turns and bounces off!
Stew-O: ‘ERGO SUM!’ THE SPINNING KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE NECK FROM DGS! REDWOOD FALLS TO HIS KNEES, HOLDING AT HIS NECK IN AGONY! DGS quickly pulls him right back up after that, and he winds up! HE WANTS ‘EDGE LOGI—’ NO! Santoro slides in from out of nowhere, capturing the ankle! That was the leg he was planting as he went for the kick, and that allows Redwood to bounce off the ropes from the impact and LEAP INTO A DIVING HEADBUTT! DOWN GOES DGS, AND THAT WAS AN UNPLEASANT LANDING! Santoro was holding on to his leg the entire time, and he could have snapped it as a result!
Jake Mercer: DGS writhes in pain as he rolls around the ring, and Redwood slowly rises… but Santoro takes her chance! SCHOOL BOY ROLLUP, AND SHE’S GOT THE TIGHTS! THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!
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Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT FROM REDWOOD! JUST BARELY! Both rise and Redwood leaps into a flying boot, but Santoro evades it and brings him down with a SECOND roll up! This time, she’s got her feet on the ropes! Are we serious right now?!
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Stew-O: BUT HE KICKS OUT! Santoro staggers up and she runs into Redwood, who ducks under! He spins her around and kicks her in the gut! He double underhooks Santoro and floats her up high in the air with a BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER! Santoro immediately cries out in agony, and Redwood rises to his feet, running his thumb across his throat! He wants this one over with!
Jake Mercer: Redwood grabs Santoro by the hair and guides her up to her feet. He hooks her into a hammerlock, and heaves her up high in the air… for THE ‘BASTARD PLEX!’ WHAT A BACK SUPLEX! AND HE BRIDGES IT, WITH SANTORO’S SHOULDER BEING TRAPPED!
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Flannery McCoy: MCAVOY BREAKS IT!
Stew-O: AND SHE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT WHAT REDWOOD DID TO HER WHATSOEVER! Redwood rolls over and she follows, immediately mounting him and throwing sledgehammer punches to the back and the back of the head! Redwood covers up as he grimaces, trying his hardest to get up! Effy starts throwing slaps and kicks to the body! Redwood stumbles away, and Effy follows behind him! She tackles Redwood into the turnbuckles and continues to throw all kinds of shots at the head!
Jake Mercer: How often do you see someone like Kirk Redwood being forced to retreat! Effy is like a woman possessed right now, and I would imagine the embarrassment of being sent into the crowd did that to her! She continues to kick at the ribs at Redwood, and there’s hardly anything that the referee can do here in this instance! Redwood leans there, dazed. Effy turns around and quickly runs off the turnbuckles!
Flannery McCoy: ONLY FOR REDWOOD TO FOLLOW HER WITH A MISSILE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That’s why you don’t see Redwood retreat very often, because he is extremely tough! Redwood turns around and runs back across to the opposite turnbuckles, but MCAVOY FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM WITH A CORNER ENZUIGIRI! GOODNESS! Redwood got cracked by that one, and this is one hell of a back and forth war that we’re seeing take place!
Stew-O: Effy turns around and runs off to the turnbuckles again, but REDWOOD FOLLOWS WITH A CORNER LARIAT! Effy grimaces out in pain, and Redwood nods his head. I think he may have secured the upper hand this time! Redwood turns around, running off to the turnbuckles again! EFFY RUNS RIGHT BEHIND HIM FOR A STINGER SPLASH—
Flannery McCoy: REDWOOD SCOUTED IT! HE MOVES AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLES THE MOMENT HE SENSES EFFY COMING HIS WAY AND SHE EATS ALL TURNBUCKLE PAD! McAvoy bounces off and Redwood turns her and flips her upside down! EFFY FLAILS DESPERATELY, BUT THIS MAY VERY WELL BE IT!
Stew-O: ‘DOWN TO HELL!’
Jake Mercer: NO! WAIT! EFFY WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF REDWOOD AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A VICTORY ROLL BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT WITH THE TOMBSTONE! CLOSE CALL!
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Stew-O: Redwood BARELY kicks out! That was so close! And he races up to his feet, turning to Effy who spins into a ROLLING ELBOW! REDWOOD GOES DOWN, AND SO DOES EFFY! SHE PUT HER ENTIRE MIGHT INTO THAT ELBOW, AND THIS MATCH HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTE WAR!
Flannery McCoy: All four fight for the right to challenge BRAE for the Interwire Championship, and that is what’s empowering them! Effy slowly rises to her feet, but Santoro comes from out of nowhere with a superkick! Effy falls into the ropes, and she swings one of her own, but Santoro catches the ankle! She spins McAvoy around and puts her down with a SECOND superkick! Effy isn’t even moving anymore!
Jake Mercer: Santoro now turns her attention to Redwood, dragging him up. She hooks him by the head and the leg, trying for ‘BLACKEST HOUR’, THE SWINGING FISHERMAN’S NECKBREAKER! But Redwood stalls it! He holds on to Santoro and tackles her into the turnbuckles! Redwood grabs Santoro and places her up on the top rope. Redwood climbs up with her and he grabs Santoro by the ears…
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!’ “X’D OUT!” HE’S BATTERING SANTORO WITH REPEATED HEADBUTTS TO THE SKULL! SANTORO CAN’T EVEN RESPOND TO ALL OF THESE HEADBUTTS THAT REDWOOD IS THROWING, AND SHE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! REDWOOD PERCHES HIMSELF ATOP THE ROPES, PROUD OF HIS HANDIWORK! SANTORO DOESN’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHERE SHE’S AT RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: He wraps his arm around the back of her head, ready to capitalize, but DGS slides in from out of nowhere and clobbers Redwood in the back! He clobbers him again! Redwood is trying to hang on to Santoro, but he’s losing his balance as DGS continues to send shots to the back! DGS turns around and grabs the legs of Redwood, slowly pulling him off the top turnbuckle and onto his shoulders…!
Jake Mercer: Redwood is fighting it with all of his might! He sends punches down to the skull of DGS, but DGS won’t budge! Meanwhile, Santoro is starting to come back to life! She sees the scene unfolding before her, and she wants revenge on Redwood! She holds at her forehead, wiping away blood from those headbutts, and she rises to the top turnbuckle…!!!
Stew-O: SANTORO LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DIVING BLOCKBUSTER TO REDWOOD, MEANWHILE DGS DROPS HIM WITH ‘THE ESCHATON POWERBOMB!!!” OH MY GOD! WHAT A COMBINATION! KIRK REDWOOD HAS TO BE OUT OF IT! THEY BOTH LAID HIM OUT WITH A VICIOUS COMBINATION OF MOVES!
Jake Mercer: MIA IS WRITHING AROUND ON THE MAT IN PAIN, HOLDING AT HER BACK FOR THAT MASSIVE LEAP THAT SHE MADE! REDWOOD ISN’T EVEN MOVING, AND DGS IS CRAWLING FORWARD, READY TO CAPITALIZE…!
Flannery McCoy: ‘STORYBOOK ENDING!’ OH MY GOD! EFFY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT CURB STOMP! DGS IS OUT OF IT! EFFY ROLLS HIM OVER AND SHE QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS! SHE’S ABOUT TO STEAL IT!
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Stew-O: MIA BREAKS THE PIN AT THE LAST SECOND! YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE THAT WAS?! BUT NOW, DGS IS OUT! HE’S GOTTA ROLL UNDERNEATH THE ROPES! Mia pulls Effy up to her feet, but Effy elbows her back! These two have been going at it for this entire match, and one of them is going to have to pull through!
Jake Mercer: Effy fires off on Mia! She’s throwing all kinds of strikes! Punches, forearms, chops, elbows, you name it! Everything in the arsenal! But Mia rakes the eyes! Effy goes down, and Mia quickly runs off the ropes, but Effy ducks underneath! She spins her around and wraps her arms around the neck, bringing her down with a jawbreaker! Mia bounces up off impact, and Effy quickly runs the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: HERE IT COMES! ‘PROTECT YA NECK!’ NO! SANTORO DUCKS! She captures the arm, and spins Effy around! She grabs the leg next! ‘BLACKEST HOUR!’ THE SWINGING FISHERMAN’S NECKBREAKER, BUT SHE ALSO TRAPPED EFFY’S ARM TO MAKE IT EVEN HARDER FOR HER TO COUNTER!
Stew-O: Extremely smart play from Santoro, who crawls over and hooks the legs! She’s gotta put this one to bed at all costs! Effy isn’t even moving anymore right now!
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Stew-O: KICK OUT FROM MCAVOY! SANTORO LOOKS UP IN DISBELIEF! The fans are back and forth on who they want to see this one, but they are surely leaning towards McAvoy before they would lean towards Santoro! Mia rises to her feet and she falls to the ropes, stepping out of the ring. She stumbles towards the apron, and Santoro looks up top…
Flannery McCoy: She has victory in her sights, and she climbs up to the top rope! Effy is not moving whatsoever, and Santoro adjusts herself! She points down to Effy, and she screams out, calling for the end of this match! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
Jake Mercer: SANTORO HAS WON MANY MATCHES IN THIS WITH THE PAST! AND MIA LEAPS OFF THE TOP! ‘CHASE THE FEELING!’ DIVING LEGDROP, CRASHING RIGHT DOWN ON THE NECK OF MCAVOY…
Stew-O: NO! EFFY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! AND SANTORO’S SPINE GOES CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS! GOOD GOD! SANTORO CRIES OUT IN AGONY, AND THAT HAD TO HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY PAINFUL! Effy rolls over, grabbing the ropes! She takes them and slowly crawls up, seeing her opening! She just has to capitalize, and Santoro is taking her sweet time trying to get up on the other end!
Flannery McCoy: McAvoy notes this! AND SHE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! ‘STORYBOOK ENDING’ FOR THE SECOND TIME! NO! MIA DUCKS! SHE GRABS HER WITH A ROLLUP, GRABBING THE TIGHTS JUST LIKE SHE DID TO REDWOOD!
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Stew-O: LAST SECOND KICK OUT FROM MCAVOY! SHE RISES TO HER FEET! BOTH WOMEN RACE UP TO THEIR FEET! SANTORO SWINGS FOR EFFY! SHE DUCKS UNDER!
Jake Mercer: AND EFFY SPINS BACK ON IMPACT! SANTORO TURNS AROUND AND HER EYES WIDEN!
Mia Santoro: (off-mic) Oh shi—
Flannery McCoy: ‘PROTECT YA NECK!!!’ EFFY THREW HER ENTIRE BODY INTO THAT LARIAT, AND SANTORO GETS FOLDED UP ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Effy scrambles over, hooking the legs for the cover! That has to be it!
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Stephie Love: Here is your winner of this match, and your NEW number one contender to the Interwire Championship… EFFFYY MCCAAAVVVOOOYYYYYYYY!!!
(Effy rolls off of Santoro as ‘Psycho’ by That’s Outrageous! blares throughout the speakers. Effy rises to her feet as Ahren Fournier enters the ring, clapping for her. She rises to her feet and leaps onto Ahren, screaming out in joy, knowing what awaits her! Santoro is still laid out, and DGS looks up to the ring, grimacing in pain as he holds his head. Redwood rolls over in the turnbuckles, realizing that he just missed his chance. While all of the other wrestlers are disappointed in the loss, Effy and Ahren make their way out the ring and up to the ramp, extremely elated.)
Stew-O: One hell of a victory for Effy McAvoy! All four absolutely showed out, but it was Effy who did absolutely everything in her power in order to win tonight! It was not easy by any means, but she got the job done, and now she will be meeting BRAE for his championship!
Jake Mercer: And it’s funny we even find ourselves at this point! Last year at King Of Elite, Effy McAvoy took the New Breed Championship from BRAE! A year later and now she’s earned the right to contend for his championship and perhaps do the same again!
Flannery McCoy: Speaks volumes to how great that Effy McAvoy is, no doubt about it! And now she gets to continue that momentum going into the rest of this season!
(EAW logo buzzes.)
