(EAW logo plays.)
(Then, it dissolves to black.)
(A lone cherry blossom flower floats through the space.)
Narrator: Cherry blossoms. Life and death. Beauty and violence. One of the shortest-lived flowers, it symbolizes mortality, as life is fleeting and fragile.
(The flower transforms into glass, falling down with a shatter.)
Narrator: But life, in itself, can be beautiful. Worthwhile. *Endearing*. No matter how short it may be.
(The fragments are highlighted. One of the shards is zoomed in on, transitioning into a landscape similar to that of Kyoto, Japan. Many more cherry blossoms trees stand tall amidst the greenery and sunny lands.)
Narrator: The cherry blossom is a reminder to all of us to make the best use of our time. Even if we may not have much of it, there is still much that can be enjoyed and accomplished.
(By a lake underneath one of the cherry blossoms is Michael Machina. His eyes are closed, lost in deep meditation. Drake Armstrong is on the far end opposite of him, touching the blossoms as though they were the finest pair of gold he had ever seen. The New Breed Champion, Hans Grayson, looks out into the majestic view of the sprawling trees from below, hanging on to his prize tightly.)
Narrator: You can find a new lease on life.
(Ronan Malosi appears, wearing a male kimono with an Andre Walker t-shirt underneath. He sips his tea blissfully with the Kaiser himself next to him. Andre stares off into the distance, catching sight of someone.)
(Jake Smith.)
(For as peaceful as the scenery is, there disdain for each other is palpable.)
(Not far from them is Cy Henderson. The EAW Hall of Famer enjoys the blue skies up ahead, letting the glow of the sun blanket him in warmth.)
Narrator: You can always carry on in spite of heartache.
(Ryan Wilson walks along a path that sparkles similarly to glass. He walks by Xander Payne, with the two not bothering to trade looks.)
Narrator: You can push past your mistakes and redefine your own history.
(Jay Jerry Johnson looks down proudly at the Interwire Championship, sitting by a large rock. Theron Nikolas look on from, seemingly lost in thought. Lost in memory.)
(Then, the scene shifts to Delilah Rose looking at her reflection by a gentle river. Cherry blossoms sail along the surface. Frolicking around and spinning in the field is Bea Valentine, smiling wildly and laughing. Rory Slate is by a shrine, looking on as the cherry blossoms surrounding it shed their flowers, falling gracefully down all around her.)
Narrator: Or, create history of your own.
(A trail of cherry blossoms lead the camera to Milli Banks, having two of them in her hand. One blossom shows a clip of Andrea Valentine raising the Specialists Championship. The other one shows the late, grate Brody Sparks truimphantly raising the same championship.)
(Ms. Extreme skips rocks by a pond. They cause a ripple reflect, and within each reflect shows the recording-setting days she spent as the Universal Women’s Championship. On the other side of the pond is Kassidy Heart with her championship, skipping rocks herself, and seeing the monumental wins she picked up all year long through the ripples she created.)
Narrator: There is much that can be done. You just have to make use of the time that has been given to you.
(Bronson Daniels walks on ahead, wearing the EAW World Heavyweight Championship with pride. Chilling by one of the cherry blossoms is SOSA Henderson, looking ready for whatever awaits for him.)
Narrator: Because if you don’t…
(Myles, Limmy Monaghan, Chris Elite and Joso stand together, looking on as they stand on a cliff.)
(Suddenly, the sun stops to shine.)
(Dark clouds hastily trail in. Thunder cracks. The wind blows tumultuously. Cherry blossoms become scattered.)
(The four men turn around, and see four others approaching them.)
(MITSU.)
(Mig De Decker.)
(Prince TOHRU.)
(Shinzo Sasaki.)
(*KAI-ZEN*.)
(Ricky emerges from behind, chuckling.)
Ricky: You’ll become one of many, *many* more.
(Myles, Limmy, Chris and Joso narrow their eyes, getting ready for a fight.)
(The scene briefly returns to black, with more cherry blossom-shaped glass pieces falling and shattering to the floor.)
(‘Make It Out Alive’ by ONE OK ROCK hits.)
(Limmy, Myles, Chris and Joso all yell out, charging straight at KAI-ZEN. Past altercations are seen in a montage, showing the many attacks they had to endure at the groups hands. Hans, Michael and Drake all meet each other and glare, before the challengers stare at the New Breed Championship. Drake’s attacks on Michael are highlighted, as well as Hans successfully defending his title many times. Ronan steps up to Cy, looking down at him. The twos’ back and forth for weeks are seen.)
(Rory, Bea, and Delilah all approach Milli from behind. The drama amongst the four women are recapped, with them making it known how much the Specialists Championship means to them. Jay and Theron eye each other, recalling how they themselves expressed their desires to be the champion the Interwire title needs.)
(Xander turns around, trying to catch up to Ryan, but Wilson turns around in time. The former DOMINION teammates are seen, including their dissolution. Xander looks down at a fallen Ryan with disgust. A motivated Ryan shouts out to him that he’ll get his payback.)
(Jake and Andre also meet face-to-face. A montage shows all of the attacks, the cause of Jake’s hiatus, and how there is no love lost between the two Elitists.)
(Kassidy walks up to Ms. Extreme, raising the Universal Women’s Championship up high. Bronson mirrors the same motion with SOSA. The two challengers look at the titles, and within their reflection, they can see their respective moment of glory they seek to capture.)
Narrator: So, do the best you can. Don’t let time wither away and become fragile like glass. Break through whatever walls may stand in your way, and make use of the limited time you have here.
(A cherry blossom floats away from the Dynasty Elitists. The wind carries it over towards the Super Saitama Arena. It floats on until it reaches the top of it.)
(It turns to glass, and right along with it, so too does the arena.)
(The camera pans up towards the sky now filled with other floating cherry blossoms as the text ‘House of Glass’ materalizes.)
Narrator: And now, EAW and Disney, in conjunction with Marvel Studio’s ‘The Marvels’ presents… **HOUSE OF GLASS!**
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(With the opening package done, House of Glass comes to the viewers LIVE! A returning Dynasty-brand show is here, taking place in Kyoto, Japan. Well over 36,500 fans are in attendance. The Japanese crowd are enthusiastic. Purple-toned pyro goes off on the stage, capturing the fans with the dazzling light show.)
(The shot fades to focus on the Dynasty commentary team. Stew-O, Jake Mercer, and Flannery McCoy greet everyone with a smile.)
Stew-O: EAW UNIVERSE, WELCOME TO HOUSE OF GLASS! I AM STEW-O, AND ALONGSIDE ME ARE JAKE MERCER AND FLANNERY MCCOY! TO SAY WE HAVE A BLOCKBUSTER SHOW WOULD BE A SEVERE UNDERSTATEMENT! HOUSE OF GLASS RETURNS FOR SEASON 17, AND TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE BIG!
Jake Mercer: Title matches! Grudge matches! Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels losing in the same night! How can it get any bigger than this!?
Flannery McCoy: With you shutting up and getting rid of your insane hate for both men. :francis:
Jake Mercer: HAHA, BUT I WON’T! Still, I suppose we needn’t get too crazy over their inevitable downfall. There are so many matches to look forward to from bottom to top! We have Andre’s right hand man Ronan Malosi squaring off against Cy Henderson in 10,000 Shards! Hans Grayson, Michael Machina and Drake Armstrong are set to collide in a Glass TLC match for the New Breed Championship!
Flannery McCoy: Will she break the record or won’t she? That has been one of the more prominent matches asked leading up to this event, but tonight, we get a clear cut answer. Milli Banks defends the EAW Specialists Championship against Rory Slate, Bea Valentine, and Delilah Rose in a Glass Ropes match! All three challengers are hungry as can be, looking to knock Milli off the top so that one of them can defeat her!
Stew-O: We have KAI-ZEN taking on Myles, Limmy Monaghan, Chris Elite and Joso in a Weapons of Your Choice match! After all of the attacks and message sent, everything reaches its conclusion tonight! Will KAI-ZEN be one step closer to enacting change here on Dynasty, or can Myles, Limmy, Chris and Joso put an end to their plans?
Jake Mercer: Oh, my Limmy… 😍
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson meet their end together in a Glass Crypt match. :wow: Former friends and former partners will collide, with no hope of reconciliation. We also have Jay Jerry Johnson in the biggest title defense of his reign yet as he takes on a reformed and motivated Theron Nikolas! Unlimited Light Tubes, too! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: And of course, we have my Kaiser, Conqueror of Crack Heads, ready to swat Jake Smith around like the pesky fly he is in a Glass Weapons match!
Flannery McCoy: :cmon:
Stew-O: What he meant to say for all of you at home was that this match between Andre and Jake is highly anticipated, and with the bad blood brewing between these two, this match is bound to get personal. Speaking of which, though… we have to talk about the Universal Women’s Championship. Ms. Extreme. Kassidy Heart. Two history makers, two rivals, and two Elitists who know each other too well are set to collide inside of Red Wallz!
Jake Mercer: And speaking of walls, Bronson Daniels won’t be breaking any more of those or any glass ceilings for that matter! SOSA Henderson, all CAPS when you say his first name, is back, in the prime of his life, and BULLETPROOF is going to fire through that glass vest of Bronson as they face off for the World Heavyweight Championship inside of Glass Wallz! :blessed: I used to pray for times like these!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson was disappointed to see SOSA turn to Andre in order to get this match. Now, the two face off later on this evening. For now, let’s go ahead and get the action started!
(On cue, the first match card for the opening contest is shown.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A 10,000 SHARDS OF GLASS MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Stephie Love: THERE ARE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, NO COUNT OUTS! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY PIN FALL OR SUBMISSION!!!!!!
(‘Mo Money’ by Ben McLusky as the crowd instantly showers Ronan Malosi with boos. Ronan is wearing a black Nike tracksuit — this one has been personally tailored with cut proof material to provide Ronan some protection. He has on some Air Jordans 4 in black and white. Ronan seems to be walking to the ring with almost a swagger, holding up the “☝🏻” to acknowledge his ‘Kaiser.’)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….RESIDING IN THE ISLE OF SAMOA…WEIGHING IN AT 250 POUNDS…RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi is wearing a tracksuit for this match? :skip:
Jake Mercer: Look at that drip, guys! 😩💦🍆 I heard that Andre Walker personally gifted Ronan Malosi one of those tracksuits. He even went out of his way to have it personally tailored with cut proof material that is more than going to keep Ronan protected when taking bumps with those shards of glass!
Stew-O: Now, that’s just ridiculous! But, not as ridiculous as Ronan Malosi interrupting Cy Henderson a few weeks ago on Dynasty! Cy had returned from facing Drake King at Territorial Invasion as the so-called ‘back up’ that Jake Smith called to get rid of Ronan Malosi, so that Jake Smith could deal with Andre Walker.
Flannery McCoy: Cy Henderson has no issue with Andre Walker, but he is going along with Jake Smith’s idea to focus more on Ronan and keep him occupied, so that he’s not meddling in his beef with Andre Walker.
Jake Mercer: We have enough fossils in the locker room. Cy Henderson is washed! Cy Henderson is old! Ronan Malosi is the future! He is the number two to the number one, ‘The Kaiser,’ Andre Walker! ✌🏻
(‘Tupac Back’ by Meek Mill hits as the whole arena gives a standing ovation to Cy Henderson. Cy comes out, looking as pumped as ever. He is more than ready to get this match underway.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS…HE IS THE ‘JUSTICE SEEKER’….CY HENDERSON!!!!!!
Stew-O: Cy Henderson has had an interesting season so far. He’s been in ALL the brands this year. He began his season on Showdown where he would find himself in the crosshairs of Chef Viz, leading to a Steel Cage match at Midsummer Massacre, which resulted in some controversy. He then made his way to Voltage and challenged Drake King at Territorial Invasion for the EAW Championship. Now, he returns to Dynasty to help out Jake Smith with dealing with Ronan Malosi.
Flannery McCoy: You never know where Cy Henderson is going to pop up! That is what makes these ‘Free Agents’ so interesting, guys and Cy has been utilizing that to his ultimate advantage.
Jake Mercer: He’s been doing a great job with ducking ‘The Kaiser.’ He knew that if he stepped into the ring with Andre Walker, he’d be back in the retirement home! Now, he has to deal with Andre’s right hand man! Cy is not going to know what’s going to hit him!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(10,000 shards of glass find themselves inside the squared circle. Cy Henderson and Ronan Malosi are standing across from each other, looking at the entire monstrosity inside the ring.)
Stew-O: And, it seems like Cy Henderson is taking the initiative by stepping inside the ring. Ronan Malosi looks to be doing the same thing.
Flannery McCoy: Nah, Ronan Malosi drops down from the apron and the crowd doesn’t seem to like that. Cy Henderson is gesturing for Ronan to face him inside the ring, but Ronan is shaking his head no. He is not going to face Cy Henderson inside the ring. Instead, Ronan is telling CY to meet him OUTSIDE of the ring! Who does Ronan think he is? :wtf:
Jake Mercer: THAT IS ‘The König,’ Flannery! The right hand man to our ‘Kaiser’ Andre Walker! The man with the ‘Gawd’ Contract! Are you criticizing the thought process of ‘The König?’
Stew-O: Yes.
Flannery McCoy: You and Ronan are the only people that refer to Ronan as ‘König, Jake.’
Jake Mercer: That’s because I’m the only respectful one here. Cy Henderson looks to be amused by the entire situation, shaking his head and exiting the ring to meet Ronan Malosi outside! Now, is the time to show Cy, who really runs the yard on Friday Nights and that’s Andre Walker! ☝🏻
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) Listen, Cy-dawg. I think that we got off the wrong foot, but I’m looking to resolve that. We don’t need to compete in this match. It seems like something I know that you want to avoid, but you can fix the situation. You just need to do one thing.
Cy Henderson: (off-mic) And, what could that be exactly? 🤨
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) I need you to do the right thing and acknowledge Andre Walker.
Stew-O: You gotta be kidding me. :snoop:
Cy Henderson: :comeagain:
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) Do you think that acknowledging our ‘Kaiser’ is a joke, Cy?
Cy Henderson: (off-mic) Yes, but so are you. :smugcena:
Flannery McCoy: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) NOW YOU DONE IT, CY. YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME **REALLY** ANGRY NOW! 😤😡 I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO BE A MAN AND RESOLVE THIS!
Cy Henderson: (off-mic) RESOLVE DEEZ NUTS!
Stew-O: AND FINALLY, CY HENDERSON THROWS A PUNCH TO RONAN MALOSI! This takes Ronan back as Cy follows that up with an uppercut! He takes Ronan back to the barricade as he connects with some rapid punches to the forehead of Ronan! BUT, RONAN SHOVES BACK THE HALL OF FAMER! CY GOES RIGHT AFTER HIM, BUT RONAN GETS A BOOT UP, HOPING THAT HE IS ABLE TO KICK CY AWAY FROM HIM! BUT, CY MANAGES TO CATCH HIM BY THE BOOT! HE PULLS HIM CLOSER AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! RONAN GOES DOWN, BUT CY STILL HAS RONAN BY HIS LEG AND LOOK AT THIS! HE’S GOING FOR A CALF CRUSHER SO EARLY INTO THIS MATCH! But, Ronan is hopping on one foot, trying to get himself out of this situation! Ronan manages to roll himself through as he sends Cy crashing onto the steel steps! Now, that was a pretty nice counter from Ronan!
Flannery McCoy: Cy Henderson tried to catch his fall from the steel steps, but Cy crashes chest first against those steel steps! Now, it seems like Ronan Malosi is looking to take advantage of the situation as he clubs the back of Cy’s head! Ronan places Cy’s head on top of the steel step! He steps on the second step before looking down on the ‘Justice Seeker,’ looking to get some justice for his ‘Kaiser.’ HE STOMPS ON THE HEAD OF CY, BUT CY MANAGES TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY! RONAN STEPS DOWN ON THE STEEL STEP A LITTLE TOO HARD AS YOU CAN SENSE THE PAIN THAT HE FEELS RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: How is this fair, Flannery? Cy Henderson really could have hurt the right hand man of ‘The Kaiser.’ What is Andre Walker going to do without Ronan? Ronan needs to be in the best of health and do you think that being in the ring with Cy Henderson is a good thing?
Stew-O: Yes.
Flannery McCoy: Stew is feeling sassy tonight, Jake. Better watch your words. But, Ronan Malosi was basically begging for this match. I mean, he did begin the entire thing with SLAPPING Cy Henderson in the face! That was almost equal to disrespect! But, it seems like Cy is using that strength to pick up Ronan in a military position as Ronan is BEGGING for Cy to let him down, BUT CY IS BEGINNING TO WALK UP THOSE STEEL STEPS! I CAN’T SEEM TO BELIEVE IT AS HE MANAGES TO LIFT UP RONAN WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BACK INSIDE THE RING AS RONAN LANDS ON THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS! :yikes:
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi is protected by the CUT PROOF fabric of this tracksuit, PERSONALLY gifted to him by ‘The Kaiser’ Andre Walker! None of those 10,000 shards of glass are going to cut through that fabric! :mjlol2:
Stew-O: I think that Cy Henderson is realizing that! He is going to try to rip the jacket off the tracksuit! But, Ronan Malosi is backing away to the corner! He is telling the referee to back Cy away from him! The referee does that for the sake of Ronan’s sanity as Cy is standing across from them! He’s waiting to resume this match! He is being quite cautious at the moment! After all, he’s not on top of broken glass and one wrong move and well…
Jake Mercer: You can say that he doesn’t want to walk on broken glass. :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Wow, that was probably the funniest thing that you’ve said in this match so far. Cy Henderson is waiting for the referee to step aside, so that he can get to Ronan Malosi! When the referee moves to the side, Cy walks towards Ronan, who ducks his head out of the ring! He is screaming for the referee to get Cy away from him! But, this match has no disqualifications or count outs. The only way to win this match is by pinfall or submission! Ronan is trying to exit the ring through that middle rope, BUT CY IS PULLING HIM BY THE WAISTBAND OF HIS TRACK PANTS! HE PULLS RONAN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND ARE WE GOING TO SEE ‘RISING TIDE’ SO SOON INTO THIS MATCH?
Jake Mercer: COME ON, RONAN! YES! Ronan Malosi manages to get himself down! He was not going to let Cy Henderson end the match here! Cy turns around as Ronan tries to take him by surprise with a superkick, but Cy manages to catch Ronan with his Jordans! I don’t understand what man wears Jordan’s, knowing the amount of glass is inside this ring. It could scratch those shoes! Andre spent good money on those shoes for Ronan!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi got a cut proof tracksuit *and* Air Jordans from Andre Walker? :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: This is not funny, Stew! You’ve had those same dress shoes since 2009! What do you know about drip?
Flannery McCoy: Are we really going to talk about drip when you’re dressing like —
Stew-O: We are not going to argue about this! We have a match to commentate!
Flannery McCoy: THANK YOU! But yeah, Ronan Malosi tried to catch Cy Henderson by surprise with a superkick, but Cy is able to catch his foot! Now, you see Ronan begging and pleading for Cy to put his foot down! NOW, he wants to be reasonable and try to work things out! Somehow, it seems like Cy is going to agree with getting Ronan’s foot down! Slowly, Cy puts Ronan’s foot down! You can see the fortunate look on Ronan’s face, who looks more than relieved —
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi tried to pull a fast one, but slapping the face of Cy Henderson! He begins to throw some punches to the Hall of Famer! This is basically how all of this came to be a few weeks ago on Dynasty! But, this time, Cy manages to catch the hand of Ronan! Once again, Ronan is pleading! It was just a joke, Cy! We’re all laughing about it! 😂
Stew-O: Who the fuck is ‘we?’
Flannery McCoy: But, Cy Henderson manages to pull Ronan Malosi towards him and connect with a clothesline as that takes Ronan down! It seemed like there was more collision with his spine, but the tracksuit seems to be more than okay as Ronan manages to get a few shards of the glass on his spine! It’s almost like they’re sticking on him as he tries to find himself into a crawling position, but those hands don’t seem to be protected much! But, Cy manages to slam Ronan to his back by the grasp of his neck! The ‘Justice Seeker’ begins to throw some stiff punches on Ronan! RONAN MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF ON TOP OF CY, CONNECTING WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! YOU CAN SEE THAT THE BACK OF CY’S HEAD IS BEGINNING TO OPEN UP DUE TO THE GLASS! BUT, CY DOESN’T SEEM TO BE PHASED ABOUT IT! HE MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF ON TOP OF RONAN AS HE PICKS UP RONAN BY HIS TRACKSUIT!
Jake Mercer: THAT IS EXPENSIVE MATERIAL, CY! Cy Henderson has Ronan Malosi by the collar of his tracksuit! He throws Ronan across the ring like a rag doll! You could hurt Ronan, Cy! Who in the world agreed to this match? Why would anyone want to put ‘The König’ in this vulnerable position?
Stew-O: One: that nickname is NEVER going to happen. Two: it’s fun to watch Ronan Malosi in these types of matches where we can see him get dragged across the ring.
Flannery McCoy: 💯 Ronan Malosi is trying to back himself to the corner, but Cy Henderson rushes towards him with a shoulder tackle to the corner! Ronan manages to collapse down to the second rope! WE SEE THAT CY IS CONNECTING WITH SOME RAPID PUNCHES AROUND THE BODY AND FACE OF RONAN! RONAN IS TRYING TO COVER HIMSELF, BUT CY IS GETTING HIS HITS IN! ONE FINAL PUNCH MANAGES TO CAUSE RONAN TO FALL TO THE GROUND! CY TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK BEFORE CHARGING AT RONAN, CONNECTING WITH A FACE WASH! RONAN’S FACE GOES BACK AS CY PULLS RONAN BY HIS LEG AND AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS HE GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: RONAN MALOSI KICKS OUT! HE IS STILL ALIVE! :blessed:
Stew-O: Cy Henderson grabs Ronan Malosi by his head and has him face first against the shards of glass! Now, it seems like Cy is using Ronan’s face like a mop! He is whipping the shards of glass using Ronan’s face! :mjlol: We saw the mat being filled with 10,000 shards of glass to blood — mostly Ronan’s!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi is busted open! Cy Henderson lifts up Ronan’s Malosi’s face from the mat as we can get a good look! If any one tuning in with us has kids, put them to bed because we might see a murder or two here! Cy has such an intense look on his face as he picks up Ronan with his arm over Cy’s neck! Cy takes Ronan back with a suplex as Ronan crashes onto the glass! When it comes to taking bumps like that, we are seeing how secure that the tracksuit is! The only part of Ronan that’s bleeding is his face! But, Cy manages to get Ronan in a seated position! We see that Cy is applying a sleeper hold on ‘The Kaiser’s’ so-called ‘best friend.’
Jake Mercer: So called? They ARE best friends, Flann! You don’t need to hate!
Stew-O: We see an interesting approach from Cy Henderson who is looking to make Ronan Malosi submit with a sleeper hold! But, you can see that Ronan is trying to get himself into a vertical base! He can’t return to Andre Walker’s locker room with a loss, knowing that Cy wasn’t dealt with! But, Cy can feel his grasp on the sleeper hold slipping away! I don’t think all of that blood and oil that is pooling around Ronan’s face is helping!
Flannery McCoy: But, look at this, Cy Henderson manages to get Ronan Malosi in a bended position before connecting with a leg drop bulldog onto the shards of glass! We see that Ronan is wobbly on his feet as he tries to find his way back to his feet, but Cy runs towards Ronan, connecting with a ‘Cyclone Lariat’ — his variation of the discus lariat takes Ronan back! BUT, RONAN IS REFUSING TO STAY DOWN! HE IS USING THE ASSISTANCE OF THE ROPES TO PICK HIMSELF BACK UP! IT SEEMS LIKE CY HAS PLANS TO END THIS MATCH AS HE PICKS UP RONAN FOR ‘RISING TIDE’ AGAIN! BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO SLIDE OUT OF THE HOLD! HE ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: That is smart of Ronan Malosi! He is learning from our ‘Kaiser!’ ‘Rising Tide’ spelled the beginning of the end of the match! Ronan needs to keep this match going for as long as possible. Maybe, just maybe, he will find a way to weaken Cy Henderson!
Stew-O: But, it seems like Cy Henderson does not want to wait for long as he launches himself through the middle rope! HE IS CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO RONAN MALOSI! BUT, RONAN MANAGES TO STOP CY IN HIS TRACKS! CY GOES CRASHING TO THE MAT? WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES RONAN HAVE IN HIS HANDS?
(The camera reveals a set of keys to one of Ronan Malosi’ ‘expensive’ cars, but covered in shards of glass. Although, it seems to be dipped into some shards of glass. Why Ronan would do such a thing like that is beyond anyone’s thinking.)
Flannery McCoy: WHY IN THE WORLD DID HE DUNK THE KEYS TO HIS TESLA IN SHARDS OF GLASS?? HOW IS HE GETTING OUT OF THE ARENA???
Jake Mercer: THOSE KEYS AREN’T REAL, FLANNERY. RONAN IS NOT THAT STUPID. 💯🙄
Stew-O: So you’re implying that he is, Jake?
Jake Mercer: 🤐
Stew-O: RONAN MALOSI IS GETTING ON TOP OF CY HENDERSON! HE HAS THE KEYS WITHIN HIS FINGERS AS HE DRIVES THE KEY AGAINST THE SKULL OF CY! :damn: IT’S ALMOST LIKE HE’S LOOKING TO STAB THE HALL OF FAMER WITH THOSE KEYS! RONAN IS JABBING THOSE KEYS INTO THE FOREHEAD OF THE ‘JUSTICE SEEKER!’ IF CY WASN’T BLEEDING THEN, HE TOTALLY IS NOW! I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW SHARP THOSE SET OF KEYS ARE AT THE MOMENT! RONAN IS HOLDING UP CY, ALMOST LIKE HE’S BEHEADED HIM BEFORE HE GOES TO SLICE CY’S HEAD OPEN WITH THOSE KEYS! :yikes:
Flannery McCoy: This isn’t for the ones that get queasy at the sight of blood. Now, Ronan Malosi is looking for our hard camera! He’s looking towards it!
Ronan Malosi (off-mic): Andre, make room! I am going to give you another one for the collection! ☝🏻
Jake Mercer: ☝🏻Damn right, Ronan! Cy Henderson is trying to pick himself up, but Ronan Malosi slams him head first against the ringside floor! Now, we see that Ronan is wiping the floor with Cy’s face! The blood is being smeared to the floor! Oh god… Ronan gets those keys that are covered in shards of glass and places them inside the mouth of the Hall of Famer! What in the world are you doing, Ronan??
Stew-O: RONAN MALOSI GRABS THE NAPE OF CY HENDERSON’S NECK BEFORE SLAMMING HIM FORWARD TO THE FLOOR! JESUS! IT SEEMS LIKE RONAN IS NOT DONE HERE! HE GRABS CY BY THE NAPE OF HIS NECK BEFORE SLAMMING HIM FORWARD AGAINST THE FLOOR! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! NOW, THIS ISN’T THE SAFEST APPROACH! CY COULD POTENTIALLY CHOKE ON HIS OWN BLOOD, THE SHARDS OF GLASS COULD POTENTIALLY PUNCTURE HIS LUNG IF HE MANAGES TO SWALLOW ONE! THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD FOR CY WHATSOEVER! RONAN IS HOLDING UP CY AS HE REPLACES THE KEYS BACK INTO HIS MOUTH! RONAN GETS CY BY ONE OF HIS ARMS BEFORE WHIPPING HIM FORWARD TO THE BARRICADE! CY COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! WE’RE ABLE TO GET A GOOD LOOK OF THE BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH! SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE CY A TOWEL OR GAUZE TO REDUCE THE BLOOD IN HIS MOUTH OR AT LEAST KEEP IT A BAY!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi is basking in the hatred of the crowd! The crowd HATES this man with a passion! He goes over to retrieve Cy Henderson and honestly, Ronan is just ruthless tonight! It seems like he’s channeling his inner ‘Kaiser’ and that is providing him with all the strength to make sure that he punishes Cy Henderson! He gets Cy into belly-to-back position before connecting with a wheelbarrow facebuster as Cy lands on top of the barricade! Once more, Cy falls to the ground as Ronan is flexing his muscles to the crowd! He grabs Cy and takes him back with a slam to the edge of the apron! Ronan begins to take Cy back and slam him to the edge of the apron! Add that, with the loss of blood, I think that he could be looking to knock Cy unconscious! Can you imagine if Ronan manages to defeat Cy?
Jake Mercer: Better imagine it because it’s going to happen, Flann! Ronan Malosi proving why he is the ‘König’ tonight! Ronan tries to get Cy Henderson up on the apron, but lifting Cy is almost like lifting a sack of flowers! It’s gonna be quite heavy! Ronan manages to get Cy on that apron as Ronan joins him on the apron shortly after! It’s not like the ring is going to be safer with Cy! RONAN DUSTS OFF HIS TRACKSUIT BEFORE PICKING UP CY AND CONNECTING WITH THE ‘VERTIGO’ —THE WIND UP SLAM TO THE SHARDS OF GLASS AS RONAN GOES FOR THE COVER! I THINK THAT HE MIGHT HAVE CY HERE!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHH—
Stew-O: CY HENDERSON WITH A KICK OUT! RONAN MALOSI CAN’T SEEM TO BELIEVE IT! Ronan is looking down at Cy and realizes that he needs to put this man away from good! He picks up the Hall of Famer and he’s going for ‘Death Ro’ — the modified lifting reverse DDT! BUT, CY CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! THIS CAUSES HIM TO DROP DOWN! RONAN MANAGES TO GET CY UP TO HIS FEET, BUT CY WITH A LOW BLOW TO RONAN, BUT WHAT’S IN HIS HANDS!
Flannery McCoy: IT’S RONAN MALOSI’S KEYS THAT ARE COVERED IN SHARDS OF GLASS, STEW! CY HENDERSON JUST DELIVERED A LOW BLOW USING THOSE KEYS! WHILE THE TRACKSUIT MIGHT HAVE PROTECTED RONAN FROM BEING STABBED, HE STILL FELT THAT LOW BLOW! I swear, that tracksuit has been Ronan’s saving grace in this match up! He’s been able to avoid the shards of glass from his body! His face and head might be the only two things that have been exposed to the glass! Ronan slowly drops to his knees as he’s looking at Cy, who is also on his knees! CY DELIVERS A PUNCH TO RONAN, WHICH TAKES HIM BACK! RONAN DELIVERS A PUNCH TO CY, WHO STAGGERS BACK, BUT CY CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO RONAN! RONAN WITH A PUNCH TO CY! CY WITH A PUNCH TO RONAN! RONAN! CY! RONAN! CY! RONAN! CY! RONAN! CY MANAGES TO GET HIS HANDS ON THOSE KEYS AND DELIVER A MASSIVE PUNCH TO RONAN!
Jake Mercer: How in the world is that fair? Someone disqualify Cy Henderson! Those keys are an illegal weapon!
Stew-O: NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, DUMBASS!
Flannery McCoy: Cy Henderson is slowly and groggily trying to find his way back to his feet! He is able to get Ronan Malosi before connecting with an uppercut! The upper cut takes Ronan back! Cy connects with another uppercut as he sends the former Interwire Champion to the ropes! Cy manages to get Ronan by his arm, looking to whip Ronan to the set of ropes across from him! But, Ronan counters the whip, sending Cy to the ropes! But, Cy connects with a shoulder tackle as he takes Ronan down! Ronan falls as Cy manages to pick him up and send him to the corner! Cy connects with a palm strike to the chest of Ronan! But, he realizes that the jacket of the tracksuit is in the way!
Jake Mercer: CY BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT IT!
Stew-O: Cy Henderson rips the jacket off of Ronan Malosi like it was nothing at all! Ronan Malosi’s chest is exposed as Cy connects with a palm strike to the chest! Ronan flinches in pain as Cy picks up Ronan and connects with an exploder suplex onto the shards of glass! At least, Ronan’s body is covered in shards of glass! Ronan is totally feeling the pain now! He tries to find his way back to his feet as Cy runs after him with the ‘Cyclone Lariat’ as he takes down Ronan! Cy gets himself on top of Ronan as he connects with a series of punches to the face! Cy is unleashing all of the anger that was built up within this match onto Ronan! Ronan is trying to shove himself away! He manages to get some of the shards of glass and jab them in the eyes of the ‘Justice Seeker!’ This causes Cy to get off of Ronan in order to get the shards of glass from his eyes! Now, you see that Ronan is trying to exit the ring! Is he leaving??
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi has the right to leave! Why would he want to be in the ring with that monster? Cy Henderson is reckless! Cy Henderson exits the ring as well, trying to follow Ronan who is making his way up the ramp! He gets Ronan by the nape of his neck and turns him back inside the ring! Cy slams the head of Ronan to the edge of the apron as Ronan collapses to the ground! Cy looks to retrieve Ronan, BUT RONAN JABS CY IN THE EYE! IT’S THOSE KEYS AGAIN! THIS IS BRILLIANT! RONAN WAS TRYING TO BAIT CY AS HE FINDS HIMSELF BACK UP! RONAN GETS CY INTO POSITION AS HE CONNECTS WITH ‘DEATH RO’ AS CY’S FACE LANDS ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON! HE’S DONE IT! NOW, WE SEE THAT RONAN IS GETTING CY BACK INSIDE THE RING! I THINK THAT HE MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT! RONAN SLIDES BACK INSIDE THE RING! RONAN IS GOING TO GET THE BIGGEST VICTORY OF HIS CAREER!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR—
Flannery McCoy: CY HENDERSON WITH A KICK OUT! RONAN MALOSI IS YELLING AT THE REFEREE! HE BELIEVES THAT HE GOT THE THREE COUNT, BUT THE REFEREE IS TELLING RONAN THAT IT WAS A TWO COUNT! RONAN MANAGES TO FIND HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR ‘DEATH RO’ AGAIN AND I DO THINK THAT HE MIGHT HAVE CY HERE IF HE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE MOVE! NO! IT SEEMS LIKE RONAN HAS A BETTER IDEA! HE IS LOOKING AT THE TOP ROPE! IS HE LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A ‘DEATH RO’ FROM THE TOP ROPE???
Jake Mercer: Better, Flannery! He’s going for the ✨’F-10!’✨
Stew-O: He manages to get Cy Henderson on his shoulder and honestly, this might be it! I think that this might be a strong enough move to put Cy away! If not, that plus one more ‘Death Ro’ might do the trick! Ronan manages to get himself on the top rope! You gotta give probs to the strength of Ronan! Lifting Cy all the way to the top rope is no easy feat! He has Cy up as he connects with the ‘F-10’ —
Flannery McCoy: NO! CY HENDERSON MANAGES TO DROP DOWN BEHIND RONAN MALOSI! HE GRABS RONAN MALOSI IN A REVERSE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! HE MANAGES TO DROP MALOSI DOWN WITH THE ‘RISING TIDE’ FROM THE TOP ROPE! :damn: :damn: :damn: RONAN IS DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS NECK ON TOP OF THE SHARDS OF GLASS AS CY GOES FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT HERE??
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tupac Back’ begins to play through the speakers as the crowd roars in cheers as Cy Henderson unrolls himself off of Ronan Malosi. Right away, the medical personnel tend to Cy and Ronan with towels and gauzes, just checking on them.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…CY HENDERSON!!!!!
Jake Mercer: :damn: Cy Henderson comes out on top, but at what costs? His life! He needed to sacrifice his entire well being in order to put Ronan Malosi away! I mean, who is bleeding more? Cy! Ronan put Cy through hell and back! So in reality, Ronan won this match!
Stew-O: Try telling that to the referee, Jake! Cy Henderson fell short these past two FPVs, but gets back on the right track with a victory over Ronan Malosi! The ‘F-10’ into a ‘Rising Tide’ was a beautiful counter at the end of the match! It totally took Ronan by surprise! It would catch most Elitists by surprise!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi deserves credit! He had a solid game plan with the tracksuit that was gifted to him by Andre Walker, but Cy’s perseverance was the determining factor! It’s what contributed to his victory tonight!
(Cy Henderson is being held up by a medical personnel. Another one is checking his mouth for any damages that could have been done by Ronan Malosi’s eyes. Meanwhile, Ronan is being helped out of the ring by even more medical personnel.)
Stew-O: Both of them took each other to the limit, but victory is Cy Henderson’s! Congratulations to Cy!
(Cy celebrates as House of Glass fades elsewhere.)
(Backstage, Tyrone Montgomery is seen, watching the show on in the office. He smiles, sipping tea from his mug.)
Tyrone Montgomery: So far, so good. House of Glass is off to a tremendous start. Even better? Richard and Kensginten aren’t even around.
(A pleased sigh leaves the lips of Tyrone. He chuckles.)
Tyrone Montgomery: I guess Chris was right, after all. Huh. Should’ve stood up for myself and the talent a long time ago. Still, better late than never.
(It was peaceful. Joyful. Until–)
???: **KNOCK! KNOCK**!
(Tyrone raised a brow. However, he clears his throat and speaks up.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Door is open!
(It creaks.)
???: Look at you, already being lazy. Then again, it shouldn’t come as no surprise.
(Tyrone’s eyes go wide.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Seriously? *You’re* here?
(Kensingten Calhoun-Astor steps in, smirking.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Of course. This is *my* show, after all. Why wouldn’t I? I’m here to enjoy these matches just as much as you.
(Tyrone narrows his eyes.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Either that, or you’re just trying to run your mouth off at me.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Me? Why would I do that? :mjlol: I don’t need to act so bold over on social media just to prove my worth as a general manager. You did. In fact, dare I say your actions were unprofessional, but hey, given who decided to try and give you that little pep talk, I’m not surprised.
Tyrone Montgomery: Unprofessional, or someone who is done letting you run over me? Because that’s a pretty big difference, beloved.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, you need to stop saying that. It’s so crude. I’m not your beloved. I am a woman who knows what’s best for business. You can run your fingers, have then type out all sorts of derogatory things at me, but at the end of the day, I *know* what I’m doing. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be here right now. 😁
Tyrone Montgomery: Riiiight, Kensingten. I’m sure that was the reason.
(She furrows her brows.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: What’s that supposed to mean?
(Tyrone smirks.)
Tyrone Montgomery: You don’t need to worry about that.
(Kensingten narrows her eyes. However, she doesn’t bite back at him. She simply snorts and shrugs her shoulders.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Very well. Trying to be coy now, huh, Tyrone? That’s fine.
(Kensingten looks back and calls out to someone.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Right over here, uncle!
(A man enters the office…)
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh, he’s here as well?
(John Conning enters the office. He nods his head towards Tyrone.)
John Conning: Sure am. Can’t miss out on the return of this memorable Dynasty event. Being a part of the festivities is always fun. Wouldn’t want to skip out on it.
(But as warm as his words seemed to be, he took on a more serious look.)
John Conning: But other than that? There’s some business that needs to be handled.
Tyrone Montgomery: Business?
John Conning: Yes. Involving *you*.
Tyrone Montgomery: :lupe: Is that right?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Awww. Someone is meek, hm?
(Tyrone gaze flickers from Kensingten to John.)
John Conning: Tyrone, I’m not going to waste time. I want to enjoy the show and see the incredible Dynasty talent go at it. However, I won’t be able to do that knowing that you’re here.
Tyrone Montgomery: I’m.. sorry? What do you mean?
John Conning: Your attitude lately is unbecoming of a general manager. The comments, the insults, and the way you have belittled Kensingten and even Richard have bee disgusting to see. I definitely don’t appreciate you calling her ‘beloved’ and stepping out of lines with your words.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: We may not have to get along, but you took things way too far, Tyrone. *Ridiculously* so.
Tyrone Montgomery: What? **Me**? I didn’t do anything other than stand up for myself AND the people on this brand! John, with all due respect, your niece here has stepped out of line–
John Conning: And quite frankly, Tyrone, I don’t care about what you have to say. Nothing you can say will make a difference here. You’ve harassed her, attacked her, and haven’t taken her or Richard’s input seriously! Considering how you came in highly recommended, it’s absolutely disappointing to see.
Tyrone Montgomery: But–
John Conning: No. You aren’t talking your way out of this, especially when I had to hear from Kensingten herself express how awful this whole drama has made her feel. She was brought on to be a position of authority because she understands this promotion better than anybody else. *Including* you.
Tyrone Montgomery: …
(John shakes his head.)
John Conning: And with how you’ve changed, letting some of the talent here get into your head like this? It shows to me you are unworthy of being a general manager here on Dynasty.
Tyrone Montgomery: What are you saying?
John Conning: Isn’t it apparent? You’re done here. Effective immediately, you, Tyrone Montgomery, are *suspended* from EAW.
(Tyrone’s face drops. Soon, some security guards come along and enter the office.)
Tyrone Montgomery: You… you can’t be serious…
John Conning: Oh, I am. The decision is final. I even took it up with my fellow board members; even though I’m the co-minority owner, I made sure to make this situation known to all of them. I suggest you gather your things and leave cordially, without any more drama from you.
(Some of the guards stand by the desk. John sighs, then looks over at Kensingten.)
John Conning: Now that *that’s* out of the way… we can enjoy the rest of the night.
(He smiles. He steps out, leading the way for Kensingten to follow. She starts to walk, but not before she turns to Tyrone with a smug grin on her face.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: How you like that turn there, Tyrone?
(She snickers, leaving the office. Tyrone sits by his desk, absolutely dumbfounded.)
Guard: Come on. Get your stuff and let’s go.
(Tyrone… can only muster taking up his phone. The guards come in and yank him out of the chair, dragging him out of the office. Several EAW personnel look on, shocked.)
???: Wait, Tyrone is in trouble? What did he do?
???: Right? He’s always been good! What happened?
???: Oh, boy. He must’ve done something bad if he’s getting taken out like this…
???: I don’t believe it! He’s been a great boss!
???: Well, not anymore. Whatever he did, he likely deserved this. :mjlol:
(Tyrone is escorted out of the arena. The scene fades from backstage back to the ring, where the fans and the commentary watch on in shock and confusion.)
Stew-O: He’s… gone. That’s it. Just like that, by order of John Conning, Tyrone Montgomery is suspended.
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: That is… wow. I, I’m shocked. I don’t know what I can legitimately say.
(Stew-O, Jake and Flannery all exchange looks with each other. However, the team realizes that they just have to focus on their jobs and the rest of the show. Stew-O clears her throat, returning to his more professional-sounding voice.)
Stew-O: I supposed this will be followed up on at a later date, but EAW Universe, we’ll worry about that some other time. Now, let’s keep the action rolling as we have our next match on the way!
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS GLASS TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: INODNIPOQDWMOPDMPQDWMPODQWMPOQDW WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY RETRIEVING THE TITLE FROM THE VERY TOP OF A LADDER… AND IT IS FOR… THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
(The cameras would take a quick zoom around the ringside area, showing all of the death traps that surrounded the ring. The glass tables, regular tables, and ladders and chairs that had glass shards glued to them. The chairs had shards in the center piece, while with the ladders, shards were glued completely covered to each rung of the ladder, facing up, which will make things all that much harder to climb and retrieve the championship. Finally, it shows the New Breed Championship in all of its glory.)
(‘Pride and Arrogance’ by Takeru Kanazaki would hit the speakers to a frenzy of boos, as Drake Armstrong would make his way out onto the stage. He took a good look around at the chaos that is sure to be caused within this match, as the first of two challengers would begin to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS, FIRST! FROM SCARSDALE, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 260 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘FUTURE!!!!!’ DRAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE AAAAARMMMMSTRONGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: These three men have been connected to each other since the very beginning of the season, and tonight, it comes to an end.
Flannery McCoy: With the New Breed Championship on the line, the only way to win is through suffering, blood, sweat, tears, and retrieving the championship.
Jake Mercer: At Reckless Wiring just a couple of short months ago, Drake Armstrong had his first shot at Hans Grayson, in a Pure Rules match. He lost that night. Can we see history repeat itself here tonight?
(Drake would enter into the ring, as ‘Dead Opps’ by DD Osama & Notti Osama would then begin to blast throughout the speakers. The boos would continue to grow even louder, as Michael Machina would walk out. He looks focused, confident, really to destroy anyone in his way, as he would make his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: NEXTLY! FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS, HE IS THE ‘MACHINE!!!!!!!!!’ MICHAEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL MAAAACHINAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The same thing could be said about Machina, Jake. It was at Territorial Invasion just last month, Machina was entering into an unpinned, unbeaten Machine, challenging Hans Grayson for the New Breed Championship. That night, Machina would suffer his first pinfall loss, but it wasn’t without controversy, thanks to Drake Armstrong.
Jake Mercer: Remember, that match for the most part, was all Michael Machina. Hans Grayson was left a bloodied mess, and he should have been thankful to even survive with the New Breed Championship. Maybe tonight, that changes.
Stew-O: But, we will have to see. Because the champion is damaged. Very.
(And finally, ‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ by AFI would blast throughout the speakers. The crowd would explode into a frenzy of cheers, as the New Breed Champion made his way out onto the stage. Hans Grayson of course didn’t have the title with him, and he was bandaged up. Badly. This is from all of the suffering Hans has been through since he won the New Breed Championship, but tonight he looks to keep his amazing reign going, as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: AND FINALLY, THE CHAMPION!!! FROM VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, WEIGHING IN AT 219 POUNDS, HE IS THE CURRENT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!! HE IS ‘FIRE HEART!!!!!’ THIS IS… HAAANSSSSSSS GRAAAAAYYYYYSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: He does NOT look to be in good condition. :lupe:
Stew-O: Hans Grayson as New Breed Champion has been a workhorse. He has defended the championship week in and week out, and has time and time again proven himself against the best of the best. He is damaged, he is bandaged, he is not walking into this match at a hundred percent, but he is a warrior.
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson has beaten both Drake Armstrong and Michael Machina in the past. But tonight, it isn’t about pinfalls or submissions, it’s about retrieving the New Breed Championship. Can he do it? We will find out… right now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY! IT’S GLASS TLC, THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY RETRIEVING THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP FROM UP ABOVE, HANS GRAYSON, DRAKE ARMSTRONG, AND MICHAEL MACHINA!
Flannery McCoy: This match has been brewing for MONTHS now, and has come to the point where we are tonight. A match that was originally planned out to happen for Reckless Wiring happens here tonight at House Of Glass!
Jake Mercer: AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME, AND HE RUSHES RIGHT IN AT THE ‘MACHINE,’ KNOCKING HIM DOWN WITH THE ‘FLAMING PUNCH!!!!’ MICHAEL MACHINA JUST GOT KNOCKED RIGHT DOWN TO HIS KNEES BEFORE HE COULD EVEN REACT! HANS GRAYSON IS GOING TO SHOW NO REMORSE TONIGHT!
Stew-O: AND HANS THEN RUSHES RIGHT AT DRAKE ARMSTRONG… but Drake quickly gets out of the ring! Quick and smart thinking early on in this match by The ‘Future,’ leaving both Hans and Machina alone in the ring, as Hans Grayson turns around… AND HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A ‘BULLET FROM HELL’ BY MICHAEL MACHINA—
Flannery McCoy: BUT HANS GRAYSON LEAPFROGS RIGHT OVER IT, AND MACHINA GOES INTO THE ROPES—
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG JUST CRACKED THE MACHINE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH ONE OF THOSE STEEL CHAIRS WITH SHARDS STUCK TO THEM!!!! MACHINA MIGHT BE OUT OF IT, AND HE IS ALREADY BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD, AND HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE RING, AND TURNS AROUND… INTO A SUPERKICK BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, AND MICHAEL MACHINA GOES DOWN!
Stew-O: These three are wasting no time in this match, but I don’t think Hans Grayson is looking to just target Michael Machina any more, as he quickly exits out of the ring, AND HE STARTS TO RUSH RIGHT AT DRAKE ARMSTRONG, BUT DRAKE NOTICES IT, AND HE STARTS TO RUN AROUND THE RING IN A PANIC! THE CHASE HAS BEGAN BETWEEN THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AND ONE OF HIS CHALLENGERS HERE TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: Drake Armstrong is able to create some fair distance between the two, but that doesn’t mean that Hans still isn’t chasing behind him, as Drake would quickly get back into the ring, and Hans goes to follow… BUT DRAKE CUTS HIM RIGHT OFF AS HE GETS INTO THE RING WITH A HUGE KICK, AND THEN HE DROPS AND STARTS TO BEAT DOWN ONTO THE CURRENT NEW BREED CHAMPION! HANS GRAYSON TRIES TO GET HIS GUARD UP EARLY ON!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S NO USE, AS DRAKE CONTINUES TO MUG THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, NAILING FOREARMS INTO THE FACE, INTO HIS MIDSECTION AND ALL OVER! There is no way for Hans Grayson to protect himself from this early onslaught by one of his challengers, as Drake Armstrong would pick him back to his feet, and he wraps his arms around the champion’s waist, AND HE IS GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT HANS IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIGHT IT…
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE’S ALREADY A BLOODIED MESS, BUT THAT MIGHT MAKE HIM EVEN MORE DANGEROUS AS HE RUSHES BEHIND DRAKE… WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND HIM! HANS WAS TRYING TO FIGHT A GERMAN SUPLEX BY DRAKE… BUT MACHINA SENDS DRAKE FLYING WITH A GERMAN, AND THAT BY DESIGN SENDS HANS FLYING ACROSS THE RING AS WELL!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson might have gotten the worst of that landing; the height, the impact, he damn near landed on his head, but the New Breed Champion is right back up to his feet, and he is not backing down whatsoever!—
Jake Mercer: BUT HE IS GOING TO BE FORCED BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT BY A ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!!’ MICHAEL MACHINA JUST CUT THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IN HALF!!!!! Holy shit! Hans Grayson is OUT of it, and Machina isn’t even done there, as he quickly rolls out of the ring, and he is bringing the lifeless champion with him!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson has no way of protecting himself in this instance from the onslaught by Michael Machina, because he was knocked out cold by that ‘Bullet From Hell,’ as Machina would grab the champion by the head… AND WHAT THE HELL!? HE JUST CARELESSLY TOSSED THE CHAMPION ACROSS OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE, LEAVING HIM LYING RIGHT BY OUR FEET!! DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT GRAYSON’S HEAD HIT OUR TABLE?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think we are going to be seeing the current champion get back into the action any time soon, as Machina starts to bring in the weaponry! The steel chairs that have those glass shards glued to them, throwing them one by one into the ring, AND HE IS GOING TO INTRODUCE THE FIRST GLASS TABLE IN THE MATCH, GRABBING IT FROM THE BARRICADE AND SLIDING IT INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: It looks like Drake Armstrong is starting to recover inside of the ring from that huge german suplex, but he isn’t going to have much time for long, as Michael Machina slides into the ring, grabbing one of the chairs he introduced… AND HE THROWS IT CARELESSLY RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF DRAKE, CRACKING IT RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD; PAYBACK FROM THE EARLY MOMENTS OF THIS MATCH FOR THE ‘MACHINE!’
Stew-O: And you can tell that Drake is hurting from that chair going right into his face, and the glass shards that have been glued to them just opened a wound on the other challenger to the New Breed Champion in tonight’s match! Blood begins to pour at a fast rate as he slumps up against the ropes, stumbling off of them… AND INTO A BIG BOOT BY MACHINA! ARMSTRONG GOES DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: And just like that, Michael Machina has taken early control of this match, as he yanks Drake Arsmtrong right back up to his feet, and TOSSES him into the corner! Drake makes a hard impact into the turnbuckles, arching outward from targeted agony into the spine… AS MICHAEL RUNS RIGHT IN, AND NAILS A HUGE CORNER CLOTHESLINE ONTO DRAKE, AND THEN GRABBING HIM BY THE HEAD, AND SENDING HIM FLYING ACROSS THE RING! DRAKE CAN’T BE SAVED HERE!
Jake Mercer: And I think Michael Machina might be going for yet another Bullet hurt; one that can take Drake Armstrong out of this match, and give him easy entry into the lineage of the New Breed Championship if he has no distractions stopping him from climbing that ladder, as Drake gets back to his feet… AND MACHINA RUNS IN AT HIM WITH THE SPEAR!!!! ‘BULLET FROM HELL’ TO ARMSTRONG—
Stew-O: DRAKE JUST GRABBED ONE OF THE STEEL CHAIRS THAT MACHINA INTRODUCED INTO THE MATCH, AND HE SLAMS IT INTO MACHINA’S KNEE CAP!!!! Michael Machina lets out a cry of agony, crumbling to the mat as he holds at his knee, and the Machine might be neutralized, as Drake gets back up… AND HE SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO MACHINA’S KNEE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ANDAGAINANDAGAINANDAGAINANDAGAINANDAGAIN**ANDAGAIN!!!!**
Flannery McCoy: WE HAVEN’T SEEN MICHAEL MACHINA IN THIS MUCH AGONY, SCREAMING OUT IN SUCH A MANNER EVER! LOOK AT THE PAIN IN MACHINA’S EYES, AS DRAK THROWS THE CHAIR TO THE SIDE, AND HE THROWS MACHINA TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Machina crumbles to the floor, as Drake quickly exits with him, and he grabs a hold of him… AND DRAKE LAUNCHES MACHINA INTO THE BARRICADE…
(CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jake Mercer: AND MICHAEL MACHINA GETS SENT CRASHING INTO THE FIRST GLASS TABLE OF THIS MATCH!!!! SHARDS EXPLODES EVERYWHERE, AS THE CROWD HAD TO BACK AWAY SO THEY DIDN’T GET STABBED WITH ANY! MACHINA IS OUT COLD, A BLOODIED MESS, AND AN EVEN MORE BLOODIED ARMSTRONG LOOKS ON WITH A SICKENING SMILE! Michael Machina AND Hans Grayson are both down and out in this match… and that is leaving Drake Armstrong all by himself here!
(With Michael Machina and Hans Grayson both out of the picture, it was the perfect time for Drake Armstrong to capitalize. He grabs one of the ladders surrounding the ring, as he would slide it into the ring, entering in as well.)
Stew-O: Drake Armstrong is introducing the first of many ladders into this match! He slides it into the ring, quickly getting in as well, as he brings it to the center of the ring, and he begins to set it up in perfect position! Remember, these ladders have glass shards glued all across the rungs facing upward, and that’s going to make them so much harder to climb!
Flannery McCoy: And I think Drake notices that now… but he starts his climb upward!
(And that is exactly what would happen. Each climb up a rung was more painful than the last. The glass stuck into his boot, piercing through it in a way. He makes it up each rung, but it wasn’t without agony being inflicted onto him from the climb in itself.)
Jake Mercer: And you can see the pain that is on the face of The ‘Future,’ as Drake continues to make that climb up the ladder despite the agony that he is being put through… BUT HE IS ABLE TO MAKE IT VERY TO THE TOP, AND HE REACHES OUT FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP, AND IF HE CAN UNHOOK IT RIGHT HERE, WE ARE GOING TO SEE A NEW EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION! DRAKE LOOKS TO HAVE THIS WON…
Stew-O: HANS! HANS! HANS IS BACK INTO THE RING, AND HE RUSHES RIGHT OVER TOWARDS DRAKE, GRABBING HIM BY THE FOOT! DRAKE IS TRYING TO KICK THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AWAY, BUT IT’S NO USE AS HANS IS ABLE TO GET HIM OFF THE LADDER! Drake falls back down to the mat on his feet, as Hans looks to swing at the challenger, BUT DRAKE KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE KNEECAP, AND HANS IS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO HIS KNEES!
Flannery McCoy: And Drake Armstrong looks to take advantage of this opportunity, as he quickly picks the New Breed Champion back up to his feet, hooking onto him… BUT HANS FIGHTS BACK, AND HE LIFTS DRAKE UP… AND INTO A BACK BODY DROP, AND DRAKE FALLS BACK FIRST RIGHT INTO ONE OF THOSE GLASS SHARD COVERED STEEL CHAIRS!!! AND A CRY OF ABSOLUTE AGONY ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Jake Mercer: Drake Armstrong just got slammed hard into that steel chair, and you can tell that he is in absolute agony, AND HE ROLLS OFF OF THE CHAIR, AND HIS BACK AND ARMS ARE NOW COVERED IN BLOOD ALONG WITH HIS FACE! The New Breed Champion is the only man in this match who isn’t covered head to toe in blood, as he picks Drake back to his feet, AND A FOREARM SMASH ACROSS THE FACE!
Stew-O: Drake Armstrong stumbles away and into the corner, but Hans Grayson isn’t going to allow for him to get away that easily, as he closes the distance once more with yet another forearm smash! The New Breed Champion is taking it to one of his challengers, as he goes to irish whip Armstrong off and into the ropes… but Armstrong reverses it around, sending Hans instead… AND A DROP TOE HOLD BY AMSTRONG INTO THE LADDER…
Flannery McCoy: AND HANS GRAYSON GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!!! HE WENT FACE FIRST INTO ONE OF THE RUNGS THAT HAD THE SHARDS GLUED TO THEM, AND HANS IMMEDIATELY COVERS AT HIS FACE, BLOOD IS POURING! HE’S HURT! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS HURT BY DRAKE ARMSTRONG’S COUNTER!
Jake Mercer: And now Drake’s going to grab a hold of him, and he tosses him to the ringside floor, and now Hans drops down! And once again, Drake focuses back in on the ladder, AND HE BEGINS TO MAKE HIS WAY RIGHT BACK UP, FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN, AND DRAKE HAS AN EASY PATH TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Stew-O: OR SO YOU THOUGHT, MICHAEL MACHINA IS BACK IN THIS MATCH DESPITE THE AGONY THAT HE HAS GONE THROUGH, AND HE PUSHES THE LADDER, AS DRAKE FALLS OFF AGAIN! DRAKE LANDS INTO THE ROPES THIS TIME, DAZING HIM COMPLETELY…
(CRAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Flannery McCoy: ‘BULLET FROM HELL’ TO DRAKE ARMSTRONG THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE THAT MACHINA INTRODUCED INTO THE RING EARLIER!!! MACHINA GOT HIS WELL NEEDED PAY BACK ON ARMSTRONG!!! He quickly gets back to his feet, and he pulls the ladder back up into position, and now it’s his time to make the climb, and he is going to suffer through the same pain as Drake, AND YET THE ‘MACHINE’ IS EASILY FIGHTING THROUGH IT ALL!
(As Michael Machina was climbing up the ladder, Hans Grayson was recovering on the outside of the ring. He grabbed a normal table, sliding it into the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Machina is making it up, and he is getting closer and closer to claiming the New Breed Championship, BUT HANS COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR, AND HE SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF MACHINA! THOSE GLASS SHARDS SLAMS INTO HIS BACK, AND HE LETS OUT A SCREAM OF AGONY! HANS DOES IT AGAIN AS HE WAS REACHING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND YET ANOTHER SCREAM! AND THEN A THIRD TIME!
Stew-O: Machina slips down the ladder and back down to the mat… AND THEN HANS THROWS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE BAD KNEE, FOLLOWING DRAKE ARMSTRONG’S FOOTSTEPS! MACHINA FALLS TO A KNEE, AS GRAYSON THROWS THE CHAIR AWAY… AND THEN HE WOULD NAIL A SECOND ‘FLAMING PUNCH’ OF THIS MATCH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MICHAEL MACHINA IS LAID OUT!!! Hans Grayson isn’t going to climb the ladder however…? He rolls out of the ring, stumbling around… AND HE GRABS A SECOND ONE! HANS IS INTRODUCING A SECOND LADDER INTO THIS MATCH, SLIDING IT INTO THE RING AND GETTING BACK IN, AND HE BEGINS TO POSITION IT NEXT TO THE FIRST ONE, AND HE BEGINS TO MAKE THE PAINFUL CLIMB!
(Much like what both Machina and Armstrong have had to go through, the agony that shoots through Hans is clear from the climb up the glass shard covered rungs, and yet, he still fights through it all, just to be able to retain his championship. But while this is happening, Drake Armstrong is seen doing something on the outside…)
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON IS MAKING IT SLOWLY UP THE LADDER, AND HE IS COMING CLOSER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP… BUT WHAT DOES DRAKE ARMSTRONG HAVE IN HIS HANDS?
Stew-O: Is that like, padding for his boots?!
(Drake Armstrong pulled something out from under the ring, and he began to latch it into his boots… it wasn’t just any kind of padding, it was insole inserts!)
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE JUST STUFFED INSOLE INSERTS INTO HIS BOOTS, AND I THINK I CAN SEE WHERE HE IS GOING WITH THIS! IT’S EXTRA SUPPORT TO BE ABLE TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER TO NOT GET HURT AND PIERCED BY THE SHARDS!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS, AS DRAKE QUICKLY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND HE STUMBLES OVER TO THE LADDER, AND HE BEGINS TO CLIMB UP IT WITH EASE! THE SHARDS AREN’T DOING ANY EFFECT, AND HANS NOTICES THIS, BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS DRAKE KNOCKS HIM SILLY WITH A RIGHT HAND! BUT HANS RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN, AND THEN DRAKE WITH ANOTHER ONE!
Stew-O: YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND AGONY SHOOTING THROUGH THE NEW BREED CHAMPION JUST HAVING TO STAND ON THAT RUNG WITH THE SHARDS STICKING IN HIS BOOTS, BUT DRAKE ISN’T AFFECTED, AS HE SHOVES THE CHAMPION OFF OF THE LADDER!! Hans stumbles off of the ladder, as he turns…
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT INTO A ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!!—’
Jake Mercer: HANS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND SENDS MACHINA INTO THE LADDER DRAKE ARMSTRONG WAS ON… **AND THE LADDER SNAPS FROM MACHINA’S BODY WEIGHT GOING INTO IT AND IT TUMBLING OVER!!!!!** ARMSTRONG CRUMBLES TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, THE LADDER IS BASICALLY UNUSABLE NOW, AND MACHINA IS HURT FROM THOSE SHARDS!
Stew-O: Machina is done against that ladder, trying to desperately get back to his feet through all of the pain that he has been put through, as Hans rolls under the bottom rope and onto the apron, pulling himself back up to his feet, and he is stalking Machina down! Machina starts to get back to his feet… stumbling around… and he turns…
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT OVER INTO THE ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT!!!!!!’ HANS GRAYSON SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF INTO THE RING AND TAKES MACHINA OUT WITH THE LARIAT!!! MACHINA IS DOWN, AND HANS GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND DRAKE IS TRYING TO ENTER INTO THE RING WITH ANOTHER LADDER, BUT HANS KICKS HIM BACK… AND HANS SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING…
Jake Mercer: ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT’ TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING TAKING DOWN ARMSTRONG!!!! DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS DOWN AND OUT!!!! Hans Grayson pops right back up to his feet, and he takes a look around… I think he has an idea!
Hans Grayson: 💡
(Hans Grayson had an idea in mind. He grabs the ladder that Drake was going to bring in, and he slides it into the ring himself. He quickly enters the ring, as he grabs the ladder, and he positions it ACROSS from the ladder that had already been set up in the ring.)
Stew-O: I have no clue what the New Breed Champion is planning right now, but he had just set up two ladders across from each other… and he’s grabbing the table that he had introduced earlier in the match now? What could Hans Grayson possibly be going for right here?
(With the table in his possession, Hans Grayson would make his way in between the ladders. He would step onto a couple of rungs, holding himself through the pain… as he would begin to set the table across the two ladders, making a platform at the very top of them!)
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, I SEE WHAT HE’S GOING FOR! HANS JUST SET UP A PLATFORM WITH THAT TABLE ACROSS THE TWO LADDERS, SO HE DOESN’T HAVE TO STAND ON THOSE GLASS SHARDS WHILE HE’S TRYING TO GET HIS CHAMPIONSHIP! THIS MIGHT BE THE PERFECT WAY TO RETAIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP, AS HANS STARTS TO CLIMB THE LADDER, THROUGH ALL OF THE PAIN AND AGONY, JUST TO REACH THE TOP!
Jake Mercer: AND HE’S MAKING IT! HANS GRAYSON IS MAKING IT TO THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER, AND HE SLIPS ONTO THE TABLE AS THE PLATFORM! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, CHEERING FOR THE ‘FIRE HEART,’ AS HE IS REACHING FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP; THIS TO RETAIN!!!
(Hans Grayson was reaching out for the New Breed Championship, desperately trying to grab a hold of it, although the platform the table created not being very stable made it pretty difficult. But, Hans would continue to reach for it…)
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA! HE’S BACK UP, AND HE’S BEGINNING TO CLIMB THE LADDER! Hans Grayson realises this, and you can tell now that there might be a bit of panic in the eyes of the New Breed Champion now! He positions himself on the platform, ready to fight the Machine off as he makes it to the top! AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THE CURRENT CHAMPION IS GOING TO END UP DOING; HE’S FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!
Flannery McCoy: AND MACHINA CAN’T PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THESE LEFTS AND RIGHTS BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! MACHINA FALLS DOWN A RUNG, BUT HE IS RIGHT BACK UP WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE! Hans is dazed, as Machina tries grabbing him, but he fights away from it!
(The two continued their fight at the top of the ladder, when Drake Armstrong would then slip into the ring…)
Jake Mercer: DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS BACK NOW, AND HE BEGINS TO CLIMB UP THE OTHER LADDER! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS BEING CORNERED, AS MICHAEL MACHINA DAZES HIM WITH A HUGE RIGHT FOREARM SMASH! Hans is not in a good position at the very top of this platform, as Drake Armstrong makes it to the top as well, AND A RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE FACE! HANS HAS NOWHERE TO GO FROM THE ONSLAUGHT BY BOTH OF THIS CHALLENGERS NOW!
Stew-O: MICHAEL WITH A RIGHT HAND TO HANS! DRAKE WITH A RIGHT HAND TO HANS! RIGHTS AFTER RIGHTS BY BOTH MEN AND HANS IS JUST BEING LEFT A MAULED MESS! MACHINA AND ARMSTRONG BOTH GRAB ONE OF GRAYSON’S ARMS, AND HANS HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, CROWD BOOING IN DISTRAUGHT…
Flannery McCoy: AND THEY BOTH LAUNCH THE NEW BREED CHAMPION OFF OF THE PLATFORM TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!
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(CRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jake Mercer: AND HANS GRAYSON CRASHES ALL THE WAY TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AND THROUGH A BUNCH OF GLASS TABLES AND CHAIRS!!! HE’S DONE! HE’S DEAD! HE’S DEAD! IT’S OVER!
(Machina looks down at the destruction that he just caused with a huge smirk on his face. But, as he was doing this, Drake would climb up onto the platform!)
Stew-O: BUT LOOK! DRAKE ARMSTRONG WASTES NO TIME, AND HE GETS ONTO THE PLATFORM HIMSELF, AS HE REACHES FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! Michael Machina notices this, and now we have another fight on our hands right now, between Drake and Machina, while Hans is down and out, and the champion might be done for the rest of this match!
(The crowd would start to boo loudly as they saw medics rush to the scene, and they would begin to look over the New Breed Champion. He was not in good condition, and they were deeming him unable to compete any further. They would then pull him out of the mess that had been caused.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It sucks that Hans Grayson’s reign might have just had to end this way, but he is going to be helped away, WHILE MACHINA AND DRAKE ARE STILL GOING AT IT AT THE VERY TOP, AND MACHINA HAS HIS HAND ON DRAKE’S THROAT! HE MIGHT BE LOOKING TO THROW DRAKE OFF NEXT, BUT DRAKE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIGHT AWAY FROM IT… AND HE STARTS RAKING MACHINA’S EYES! MACHINA HAS TO LET GO!
Flannery McCoy: Machina has to let go and hold at his eyes, while Drake slides back over to the side of the ladder he came from, while still on the platform… AND HE IS USING HIS BOOT TO KICK AT THE SHARDS ON THE VERY TOP RUNG… AND HE SNAPS ONE OF THE RUNGS, MAKING IT COME UNSTUCK FROM THE LADDER!
(Drake grabs the glass shard that he got off the ladder rung with a sickening smile on his face, he turns back towards Machina, slowly crawling across the platform to get to him…)
Jake Mercer: Drake is clutching that glass shard tightly in his hands… AND HE GRABS A HOLD OF MACHINA… AND HE STARTS TO TRY AND STICK THE SHARD INTO MACHINA’S EYELID!!! MACHINA IS SCREAMING OUT IN ABSOLUTE AGONY, CLUTCHING ONTO DRAKE’S WRISTS TO TRY AND GET HIM TO STOP, BUT DRAKE WON’T CALM DOWN! HE’S LOOKING TO STICK IT INTO HIS EYELID…
(SLICE!)
Stew-O: DRAKE JUST GAVE UP, AND PULLED BACK, SLICING INTO MACHINA’S EYE AS A LACERATION WOUND IMMEDIATELY FORMS, BLOOD POURING INTO HIS EYE…
Flannery McCoy: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA IS FUCKING UNFAZED!!!!
Drake Armstrong: :wtf:!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS GUY CAN’T BE REAL!!!!
Stew-O: AND DRAKE THEN STRIKES MACHINA IN THE FACE AGAIN! The bloodied Machine is dazed at the top of the ladder once more, and Drake digs into his trunks… AND NO! HE HAS IT! THE RING! THE RING! HE HAS THE RING!
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) See you in hell…
(Drake gives the ring one last bloodied kiss…)
Flannery McCoy: AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG SWINGS THE RING RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MICHAEL MACHINA!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: HE…
Stew-O: CAUGHT DRAKE’S HAND!!!!!
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) nononononono UNHAND ME YOU TROGLODYTE—
(But… Michael Machina would grab the ring, and slowly slip it off Drake Armstrong’s finger.)
Jake Mercer: WHAT IS HE DOING—
Stew-O: AND A BITCH SLAP RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE FROM MACHINA KNOCKS DRAKE ARMSTRONG SILLY, AND HE ALMOST JUST FELL OFF THE PLATFORM JUST LIKE THAT!
(Drake was all wobbly, as Michael Machina would then start to put the ring on himself.)
Michael Machina: (off-mic) No.
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Michael Machina: (off-mic) I’LL see YOU in hell…
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(POW!)
Flannery McCoy: AND MICHAEL MACHINA JUST BLASTED DRAKE ARMSTRONG IN THE FACE WITH HIS OWN RING… AND DRAKE FALLS OFF OF THE PLATFORM TO THE MAT BELOW!!!! HE CRASHES AND BURNS, LEAVING MACHINA ALL THERE BY HIMSELF!
Jake Mercer: AND MACHINA IS AT THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER ALL BY HIMSELF, AS HE GRABS THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…
Stew-O: AND HE UNHOOKS IT!!!! MACHINA WINS! HE WINS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. ***AND NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*** EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEEEEEELLLLLLLL MAAAACHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Dead Opps’ would hit the speakers of the arena once more, as Michael Machina held onto the New Breed Championship tightly to his chest. The crowd were booing loudly, but also gave a standing ovation for the hell all three men put themselves through tonight.)
Stew-O: We just witnessed a blood bath, a match unlike we have ever seen before. These three men went through hell and back within Glass TLC, and in the end, only one man was going to walk out as the New Breed Champion, and that man… Michael Machina.
Flannery McCoy: Once Hans Grayson had been taken out in the worst way possible, it was only academic from there that the reign was going to come to a close. The closing war at the top between Armstrong and Machina was brutal.
Jake Mercer: You have to give it up for all three men, truly. They put their lives on the line tonight. This is the future of the New Breed Division. All three of them.
(Michael Machina would be seen sitting on the table platform at the very top of the ladders. The last image would show him, holding the New Breed Championship high into the air, as the camera would fade away from there.)
(A commercial plays for Spiderman 2, featuring Chris Elite and Jake Smith laughing at Ronan Malosi for failing the introductory mission involving Sandman.)
(The camera cuts backstage as we see Ronan Malosi slowly walking down a hallway clutching the back of his head after his loss to Cy Henderson earlier in the night. There’s the slightest hint of disappointment covering his face, but it quickly disappears as he reaches the door of The Kaiser’s locker room. He takes a deep breath before his usual confident smile returns to his face as he tries to open the door, but it’s locked.)
Ronan Malosi: I haven’t been told about any closed doors meetings for my Kaiser, but there’s no way that no way that he’s going to prepare for destroying Jake Smith tonight without my insight!
(Murmurs are heard from inside as Ronan gives them a moment to unlock the door and let him in, but nothing happens. Ronan finds himself stranded outside, but it doesn’t deter him in the slightest. Ronan confidently knocks on the door as the murmurs inside quickly come to a stop. Ronan stands outside, with his finger raised high into the air as the door finally opens. Ronan tries to enter, but Albert Hitchman stops him.)
Ronan Malosi: What are you doing, Albert? We need to prepare for the destruction of Jake Smith!
Albert Hitchman: “We”. “We” have everything that’s going to happen to Jake Smith tonight already sorted, Ronan. The Kaiser is going to walk out in front of the world and he’s going to smash Jake Smith until there’s nothing left of him. The same way that you were meant to make sure that there wasn’t going to be anything left of Cy Henderson. But, you couldn’t take care of the simplest of tasks that were given to you. If there’s one thing that I already know that you know, Ronan; the last thing that you’re going to want to do is let The Kaiser down.
Ronan Malosi: Let him down? I could never let him down! I might not have beaten Cy tonight, but there’s not a chance that he’s going to get involved in any of our business after what I did to him!
Albert Hitchman: Our business. Cy Henderson remains a problem while he’s still walking, Ronan. You didn’t take care of the problem, and you may have proven that there’s a greater problem in our midst.
Ronan Malosi: A greater problem?! Who is it! I got ‘em! Andre Walker has nothing to worry about! Send ‘em my way and watch what I don’t leave left of them once I’m done!
Albert Hitchman: You may be that problem, Ronan. The Kaiser and I sat in there and watched you fail to finish the task that you were given. You were meant to smash Cy Henderson to pieces, not drag yourself back to us and pretend that we’re not forced to deal with the pieces that you were left in. I’ve tried to talk to Andre, but he’s made his decision. You need to leave here tonight, Ronan. It’s in his best judgment that his full focus needs to be on doing to Jake Smith what you couldn’t do to Cy Henderson.
(Ronan takes another deep breath as Albert almost sympathizes with him.)
Ronan Malosi: He’s right, Albert. I’ll leave Andre to prepare to do what he does best in his locker room, but I’ll make sure to see him ringside as we watch him do what he does better than any other name in this business RINGSIDE!
(Ronan throws his finger up into the air as Albert shakes his head.)
Albert Hitchman: He wants you to leave the arena. You stay out of his way, Ronan. If there’s anything that you do right tonight – make sure that’s it.
(Ronan looks to respond, but Albert turns his back and re-enters the locker room leaving Ronan stranded again outside. Ronan goes to knock on the door again, but stops himself before dropping his head in disappointment.)
Ronan Malosi: He’s definitely lying. There’s not a chance that I could disappoint The Kaiser.
(Ronan begins to walk away, trying his hardest to not let Albert’s words get to him, but the look on his face is evident. He slowly continues to make his way down the hallway, but things may be about to go from bad to worse as he runs into the last person that he expected to see.)
Ronan Malosi: What are you doing here?!
(Ronan’s face drops as he now finds himself standing in front of Eden Sinclair.)
Eden Sinclair: What am I doing here? YOU INVITED ME HERE! You told me that you wanted me to travel here tonight, against my best wishes, because there wasn’t a chance that I could miss what you were going to do to Cy Henderson and how much you were going to impress Andre. But, good ol’ Ronan Malosi does what he does best and disappoints again! I can’t believe that I have the DNA of a loser inside of me.
(Eden places her hand on her belly and shakes her head. She ultimately decided against the abortion, but it was clear she may have been having second thoughts in this instance.)
Ronan Malosi: If the DNA of a loser is inside of you then that kid couldn’t be mine!
Eden Sinclair: Oh, I wish that it wasn’t Ronan. But, we’re all forced to deal with the consequences of decisions that we wish we never made. I’ve tried to rationalize the decision to have you in our baby’s life in some way or form, but I know that I need to give her the best possible chance to make sure that she doesn’t end up like you. It’s bad enough that there’s a MAJOR possibility that she’s going to be born with all of your worst features. I’m saying that like you actually have some good features.
(Eden ruffles through her bag and pulls out a set of papers.)
Ronan Malosi: If you wanted Andre’s autograph all you had to do was ask!
Eden Sinclair: If I wanted his autograph I’m sure I wouldn’t be locked out of his locker room right now. I had a lot riding on tonight. I didn’t want to travel to Japan, but I did in the hopes that you would show some signs of being an actual capable father. But, you’ve proven that you can’t spell disappointment without Ronan Malosi, again. This child needs to be raised by someone who is going to give her the best chance in life, without the interference of someone who can barely look after themselves, and isn’t going to ruin her chance of being successful before she’s taken her first breath.
Ronan Malosi: Wait… you want to give our child up for adoption?? I’m not going to let you give up little baby Andreya!
Eden Sinclair: We’re… I’m not putting this baby up for adoption and her name is not going to be Andreya. I want you to sign these papers and give me full parental rights. You forfeit any obligations concerning this child and I’ll give her a fighting chance to have a life worth living without your shitty influence.
Ronan Malosi: Let’s be honest here, they couldn’t have a better life if they had the chance to grow up under my wing! But… But, but, but – I have an idea! I have a great idea! ADOPTION! You said that you have to deal with the consequences of your own bad decisions, and I can’t be expected to have a child grow up under the tutelage of someone who makes bad decisions! Do you know who doesn’t make bad decisions, Eden! ME! I haven’t made a bad decision in my entire life. Putting my faith in the Kaiser is the greatest decision of my entire life, and imagine the possibilities if I was able to be the father of the NEXT Kaiser… or in Andreya’s case… THE KAISERETTE! That’s not going to happen while you have full control of her life.
(Eden looks absolutely bewildered as Ronan continues to ramble on.)
Ronan Malosi: I KNOW THE PERFECT PERSON TO ADOPT THEM TOO!
Eden Sinclair: Do not say it.
Ronan Malosi: I DON’T NEED TO SAY IT! The future Kaiserette will be raised by THE KAISER! There’s not a chance that they’re not going to agree with us! It’s perfect! I’m so glad that the two of us are on the same page here. We’re not going to be needing those papers!
(Ronan rips the papers out of the hand of Eden and tears them up.)
Ronan Malosi: Don’t worry! I’m going to get it all sorted! I’ll send you all the information and you can sign it all and send it back to me! I have to tell Albert! He’s going to love this! I’m not going to have to leave the arena! Thanks, Eden!
(Ronan runs off back towards Andre’s locker room as Eden stands here in a stunned silence.)
Ronan Malosi: ALBERT! ALBERT! I HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS! I’VE GUARANTEED THE FUTURE! ANDREYA WALKER MALOSI IS THE FUTURE!!
(Eden places her head into her hands, absolute beside herself as Ronan’s voice can be heard in the distance. Taking a deep breath, she puts her hands on her stomach and shakes her head.)
Eden Sinclair: If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll be damned if that man gets any say in how you are raised.
(A determined look crosses Eden’s face as she spins on her heels and walks off. The camera fades elsewhere.)
(As House of Glass returns to ringside, the next matchcard graphic is shown.)
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Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following match is a GLASS CRYPT MATCH! Where the only way to win is by placing your opponent inside the glass crypt on the stage, and dump thousands of glass shards on top of them!
(The camera transitions to showcase the set up as the Glass Crypt is shown on stage with an opening to put an opponent inside of it. A crane can also be seen next to the Glass Crypt as a big box filled with thousands of glass shards to the brim is seen hanging from said crane. The crowd stares at the set up as they’re visually quite excited.)
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Jill starts to play as Xander Payne is seen slowly walking out the entrance way, staring at the Glass Crypt and the crane with the box filled with thousands of glass shards, the fans boo very loudly at his presence, but Xander Payne clearly doesn’t care as he has a cocky grin on his face. Xander Payne slowly makes his way to the ring down the ramp as he’s looking to put Ryan Wilson in his place as he fixes up his wrist tape.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontorio, Canada… Weighing in at 255 pounds… XANDEEEEEEEEEEER PAYNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne is ready to put his time with Ryan Wilson in the far past, but before he can do that he will have to put Ryan inside that Glass Crypt on stage and then turn on the crane to dump thousands of glass shards on him. The question is, will Xander Payne be able to do that before Ryan Silson here tonight?
Stew-O: Quite frankly, I think this contest will be as even as it comes because both these elitists feel like they need this win. It’s no longer about who can win some momentum; this has become a blood feud, it’s personal, and they will not give up till they punish the opposition! What I can promise all the fans in attendance and those watching at home is that they will see a brutal battle inside that ring and a whole lot of blood!
(As Xander Payne makes his way inside the ring, ‘It Follows’ by Crane Jill is cut off as someone comes out with a microphone in her hand on stage.)
Miss Demi Knorr: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name… is Miss Demi Knorr! And it is my duty, and pleasure to introduce to you… From Montréal, Québec, Canada. Weighing in at 210 pounds… RYAN… JOSEEEEEEEEEPH WILSOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
( ‘My Way’ by Limp Bizkit plays over the sound system of the arena and the fans are cheering as the former New Breed Champion, Showdown General Manager and former member of Dominion makes his way to the ring moving past his promotional director, giving her a thankful nod before giving his full focus to the ring however not before giving a few high fives to some fans along the way.)
Jake Mercer: Oh brother, how can anyone think that a guy who cares more about the fans than his own match is going to take down a legend like Xander Payne? I give this match five minutes before Xander takes care of this and takes the win here tonight in Japan! I mean c’mon if Xander Payne can survive hitting a Flying Headbutt off the scaffolds back in his Mexico tour, who’s to say he’s not able to survive against a match against a loser like Ryan Wilson?
Stew-O: Off the scaffolds? Yeah… I don’t even need to fact check that to know that you’re full of it. Xander Payne may be the self proclaimed “Wrestling Genius” but with Ryan Wilson racking up some impressive wins, taking this VERY personal, and you know, being “Dynasty’s Workhorse you’d have to expect that this match is not one sided at all and any of these elitist can walk out the winner here tonight! Though, just to spite you Jake, I feel like Ryan Wilson has what it takes to get another massive win here tonight as he puts his former partner in his place and shows him how wrong he is about him!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The match is on its way and both these elitists quickly start to trade blows back and forth as a brawl breaks out! This match will not be pretty, it will not be technical, and it won’t end until one of these men can’t get back up and save themselves from escaping that glass crypt as thousands of glass shards are dropped from a crane and fill up the glass crypt with no escape from this brutal punishment at all! The brawl between Ryan Wilson and Xander Payne continued as both men brawl out of the ring and into the outside as this match has become personal for both these men! Xander now quickly grabs onto Ryan Wilson as he slams his head first into the barricade before throwing him side first into the apron! Xander isn’t done just yet as he picks up the kneeling Ryan with a Scoop Lift which he swings right into a Exploder Suplex that sends Ryan back first into the apron as Ryan lays on the apron wincing in pain.
Jake Mercer: That’s exactly what the so-called “Dynasty’s Workhorse” deserves! Nothing but getting some sense beaten into him by the “Wrestling Genius” himself, Xander Payne! Xander now trying to really put Ryan Wilson in his place gets up on the apron as he slowly picks up Ryan and positions him for a Piledriver right on the apron, but Ryan Wilson isn’t letting Xander Payne pick him up as he puts all his weight down and picks Xander up for a devastating Back Body Drop right on the apron as Xander Payne falls back first on the edge of the apron as he falls to the outside! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Ryan Wilson now sadly has the advantage as he sees an opportunity to inflict some more damage as he runs on the apron before launching himself for a Diving Elbow Drop off the apron as it connects!
Stew-O: Enough with your bias commentating Jake, as Ryan Wilson is going all out on delivering pain to Xander Payne as he mounts him and starts unleashing a barrage of punches and elbows with the intent to maybe bust him open as Ryan Wilson is looking for blood here tonight and Xander Payne may have the same mentality as well! Xander however is able to block an elbow as he pushes Ryan off him as he picks himself up with help from the barricade, but is quickly forced to lean on said barricade as Ryan Wilson hits him with a beautiful Uppercut Québécois as he hits Xander with a headbutt before Irish Whipping him to the steel post turnbuckle head first as Xander Payne falls face first on the mat! Ryan quickly heads towards Xander’s location as he tries to turn him around, but is kicked right in the face of Xander Payne as Xander quickly pulls on Ryan’s leg causing him to fall face first on the outside!
Flannery McCoy: Xander now grabbing Ryan Wilson as he picks him up and puts him back inside the ring, Xander rolls in immediately after, and mounts in top of Ryan as he starts to hit him with Stiff Forearm Smash after Stiff Forearm Smash nonstop unloading a barrage of them as he’s repaying him for the punches and elbows Ryan threw at him earlier in the match! Xander gets off him as he stomps his gut before slowly picking him back up and hitting Ryan with an Exploder Suplex that sends him crashing right into the turnbuckle as Ryan is seen trying to pick himself up with help from the turnbuckle as Xander Payne pulls him up by his hair and slams him right into the turnbuckle again as Xander unleashed a fury of Machine Gun Chops as Ryan’s chest becomes more and more red after each chop connects…
Jake Mercer: What’s this?!? Ryan Wilson isn’t giving up as he starts to puff up his chest and push forwards as Xander keeps trying to deliver his Machine Gun Chops as Ryan Wilson starts to go for his own Machine Gun Chops on Xander Payne as Ryan begins to push him towards the ropes before he quickly Irish Whips him to the other side of the ring as Ryan runs towards the opposite side of the ring as he does a handspring backflip towards the rope as he bounces off them and meets Xander who was rebounded from the ropes in the middle of the ring as Ryan Wilson connects with a devastating Lethal Injection! Xander Payne starts to roll out of the ring as Ryan is too late to stop him as he looks at the outside of the ring and the ropes as he gets up, runs towards the ropes, and rebounds as he’s looking for…
Stew-O: A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE- XANDER THROWS A STEEL CHAIR AT RYAN BEFORE HE CAN COMPLETELY DIVE OUT! Ryan Wilson now slumped over the middle rope as Xander Payne slowly gets up on the apron, grabs Ryan Wilson, and positions him for a Spiked Piledriver as he looks at the outside where the chair landed… HE HOPS OFF THE APRON AND LANDS THE SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR AS RYAN HITS HEAD FIRST! I THINK IT’S OVER FOR RYAN, WHO CAN SURVIVE A SPIKED PILEDRIVER FROM THAT HEIGHT TO A STEEL CHAIR?!? XANDER IS LAUGH, HE’S LAUGHING AT POSSIBILITY COSTING A MAN’S CAREER HERE TONIGHT AND HE’S NOT DONE JUST YET AS HE FLIPS RYAN FACE FIRST ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR AS HE LOOKS FOR ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR AND TAKES ONE OUT! HE’S LOOKING TO HIT RYAN’S HEAD WITH THE OTHER CHAIR AS HE SWINGS!
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Flannery McCoy: RYAN WILSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MINUTE AS XANDER HITS THE OTHER CHAIR AS HE’S LEFT A BIT DAZED FROM THE FORCE HE USED ON THE SWING COMING BACK TO HIM AS RYAN WILSON STARTS TO PICK HIMSELF WITH HELP FROM THE BARRICADE! Ryan now picks up the chair on the floor as he quickly starts to swing at Xander Payne as the first chair shot connects right on his head knocking him back, but Ryan doesn’t stop there as he continues to swing the chair as he starts striking Xander’s torso over and over and over again! Ryan tosses the chair to the side, looking to try and deliver more pain with his own body as he picks Xander up slowly, and sets him up for a Butterfly Suplex as he lands back first before Ryan starts to slowly get up on top of the barricade as he starts yelling at Xander to get up, but Xander doesn’t get up as he slowly drags himself to the barricade and quickly pulls on one of Ryan’s legs as Ryan essentially gets “low blowed” by the barricade itself!
Jake Mercer: GENIUS! That was simply having legendary ring awareness as Xander Payne knew his surroundings and used them to turn the tables around to his own favor and now he can reap the rewards of it! Xander is now using the barricade to grab onto Ryan Wilson as he’s looking to set him up for “SCARBOROUGH HEIGHTS” as he essentially hangs Ryan from the barricade and connects the Snap DDT onto the outside! Usually we see this move inside the ring with Xander hanging them on the third rope, but you don’t become a World Champion without having this type of ingenuity! Xander looks at the downed Ryan Wilson before standing up as he slowly grabs Ryan’s hand, starts bending each finger, as he goes one by one, but as he gets to the last finger, Ryan grabs Xander’s hand tightly as he uses Xander for support as he quickly Headbutt’s him before Irish Whipping him to the corner of the barricade that surrounds the ring! Ryan Wilson is now running towards Xander Payne looking for the Helluva Kick! I can’t look, I can’t look, I just can’t look at someone as great as Xander being hurt by someone beneath him!
Stew-O: Xander Payne able to muster all his strength as he moves out of the way and Ryan Wilson’s leg hits nothing but air as his leg is momentarily stuck on the barricade! Xander used this to his advantage as he grabs Ryan from behind as he picks him up and goes for a German Suplex as he releases it causing Ryan to be dropped on the back of his head! You have to think that Xander targeting poor Ryan’s head is a strategy of sorts or he is really trying to put this man away as this feud has gotten VERY personal for both men. He’s not done just yet though as he picks up the aching Ryan once again and goes for an Exploder Suplex on the steel post outside as Ryan’s spine is directly connecting with the steel post! Xander with a malicious grin on his face seeing his former partner wincing and aching from the pain he’s been through so far in this match, but Xander isn’t done just yet as he starts looking under the ring to see what else he can use to continue inflicting more and more pain on poot Ryan Wilson…
Jake Mercer: I hope it’s something to finally put away that bozo Ryan Wilson and make it easier to drag him over to the glass crypt at the stage! Woah, would you look at that, Xander Payne has taken out a Light Tube and I for one am excited to see what he’s going to do with that!
Flannery McCoy: Probably hit his opponent? For a “wrestling connoisseur” you sure do ask stupid questions…
Jake Mercer: It’s called adding spice for the fans watching this at home dammit! Enough with you, Xander Payne is slowly picking up Ryan Wilson as he places the Light Tube on his face as he’s preparing to swing… but Ryan Wilson ducks at the last minute and snatches the Light Tube from Xander Payne as he swings it right on Xander Payne as it shatters as a cloud of glass fills the area, Xander Payne clearly in pain as some of the glass got stuck to his shirt, but luckily enough that shirt also saved him from feeling the full effect of the Light Tube being shattered on his back. It doesn’t matter as Ryan Wilson quickly takes him down with a quick clothesline!
Flannery McCoy: That glass stuck on Xander Payne’s shirt is definitely going to add an extra bit of damage to that clothesline as he arches his back a bit after landing back first on the floor! Ryan quickly picking up Xander not allowing him to have any breathing room as he puts him inside of the ring, drags him a bit out letting him hang on the apron as he takes a few steps back, and a Running Knee from the outside of the ring to the face of Xander Payne! Both these men are looking for blood, but which elitists will be the one that puts his opponent inside the Glass Crypt and dumps thousands of glass shards from the crane on the stage down onto said Glass Crypt. Ryan, now rolling back inside the ring as he sees an opportunity to keep weakening his opponent, he slowly picks Xander back up, and slams him into the corner… I think Ryan’s looking for the beginning of the end here as he’s looking for “The Four Hit Combo” as he calls it!
Stew-O: He connects with the Superkick, causing Xander to groggily walk away from the corner as Ryan quickly transitions to hitting Xander with a High Knee to his jaw causing him to stumble towards the ropes and be rebounded as he’s hit with a Discus Lariat from Ryan, but Xander still barely staying up as he stands on rubber legs as he looks to finish it all up with a Suplex that is quickly turned into a Double Knee Backbreaker! Ryan quickly rolls out of the ring as he looks under the ring for a weapon as he takes out a very convenient Hockey Stick covered with glass shards as he gets back inside the ring looking to swing the glass shard covered Hockey Stick at Xander Payne, but Xander mustering all his energy to kick the Hockey Stick away from Ryan’s hand as he tries to sweep Ryan off his feet, Ryan however ready as he hops over the leg sweep attempt, but Xander was ready as he grabs onto Ryan to execute a Modified Sunset Flip before quickly getting up and hitting him with a Penalty Kick before quickly transitioning to hit him with a Jumping Seated Senton!
Flannery McCoy: Xander lands it as he slowly gets back up, eyeing the glass shard covered Hockey Stick, he makes his way to it to pick it up, and grabs it as he starts raking Ryan Wilson’s face with it as Ryan starts to slowly bleed from the glass scratching his face as Xander kicks him in the gut, turning him around, and starts to swing on Ryan’s back with the glass shard covered Hockey Stick over and over causing scratches to form as some slowly start to bleed out as well! The Hockey stick snaps in half from how much force those swings had as Xander Payne is looking to end Ryan Wilson, he slowly starts to drag him towards the corner as he sits him up, and Xander starts to take a few steps back as he’s looking for “NAPALM BLAST” as Xander is looking to hit Ryan with a vicious Cannonball on the seated Ryan… RYAN PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING AS XANDER’S BACK HITS NOTHING BUT TURNBUCKLE AS RYAN PULLS XANDER’S LEG AND SETS UP A RING POST FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK AS HE LOOKS TO WEAKEN THE LEGS OF XANDER PAYNE!
Stew-O: The lock is in as Ryan Wilson tightens it up making sure Xander really feels the pain as he lets go after a bit. Xander Payne is clearly hurt as he’s catching his breath while his eyes are completely shut close, meanwhile Ryan Wilson looks under the ring and pulls out two Light Tubes, and quickly gets inside the ring as he swings the first one right at Xander’s gut waking him up from his little “rest”! Ryan now pulls Xande Payne from his hair leaving him in a kneeling position as he swings with the second Light Tube right on Xander Payne’s head as all of the shattered glass surrounding both these men, and the glass shattered on Xander Payne has both men bleeding out like a couple of stuck pigs! This is what we expected though as this fight is very personal, a man feels betrayed after he was attacked by someone he saw as a brother, while the other man feels like his time was wasted trying to help the other make a name for himself, and now the only way to settle this is through a blood fest where one man will be stuffed away and thousands of glass shards will be dumped on them!
Fans: FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!
Jake Mercer: What a bunch of marks wanting THE Wrestling Genius to entertain that bozo Ryan Wilson! Ryan isn’t done punishing Xander Payne as he grabs the shattered end of one of the Light Tubes as he mounts on top of Xander and starts to rake that shard across of Xander’s forehead as he’s trying to make Xander regret ever turning his back on him at Territorial Invasion! He tosses it to the side now as he rolls out of the ring and pulls Xander Payne out of the ring with him as he starts to drag Xander to the corner barricade, but Xander is able to slip away and quickly Irish Whips Ryan Wilson into the crowd as Xander Payne climbs on top of the barricade. Ryan Wilson gets up but is quickly put down with a Diving Double Axe Handle off the barricade as Ryan goes down to the floor!
Stew-O: Careful what you say about the fans pal, they’re the reason you even have a paycheck, but what a move from Xander Payne as he slowly picks up Ryan Wilson. Ryan Wilson though with an Uppercut Québécois as both men start to trade blows back and forth as the crowd erupts into cheers and boos each time Ryan Wilson and Xander Payne throw a punch at each other! They make their way through the crowd as both men make it closer to the entrance ramp, but Ryan quickly Irish Whips Xander onto the barricade area as the fans’ cheers erupt even louder! Ryan quickly wastes no time as he lifts Xander up and hits a Brainbuster right on the concrete floor causing a bit of Xander’s blood to be smeared on the floor! That’s concrete dammit! He isn’t done just yet as he starts to climb to the top using the barricade as fans start to erupt into cheers and chants for Ryan Wilson!
Fans: OLÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ!
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Flannery McCoy: It’s like most of the arena is cheering on Ryan as a lot of the fans behind the barricade are behind him as he’s looking for a very risky move here… Xander Payne slowly gets up as Ryan Wilson sees the opportunity of a lifetime as he goes for Whisper In The Wind from the very top barricade down on Xander! If this doesn’t land smoothly it could spell disaster for Ryan here tonight!
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Flannery McCoy: RYAN LOOKS LIKE HE CONNECTS ON XAN- WAIT, XANDER SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY GRABBED ONTO RYAN WILSON AND USING ALL HIS STRENGTH AND ADRENALINE TO SET UP RYAN WILSON FOR AN INVERTED DOUBLE LEG SLAM RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! BOTH THESE ELITIST ARE PUTTING THEIR BODIES ON THE LINE AS EACH MOVE GETS MORE AND MORE EXTREME JUST TRYING TO FIND WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT THEIR OPPONENT DOWN! I’ve got to calm down a bit, but the action is just too much… Xander Payne seen leaning on the wall a bit catching his breath after a reversal of that magnitude as he uses his shirt to wipe some blood off his face before he looks at the downed Ryan Wilson, pulls him up by his car, and starts to drag him closer to the entrance way as Ryan Wilson starts to elbow Xander’s gut trying to escape from his grasp…
Jake Mercer: Not happening when you’re dealing with Big Brain Payne as Xander quickly goes for an Inverted Atomic Drop, quickly transitioned into a Northern Light Suplex as Xander Payne rolls back up with a Snap Vertical Suplex that causes Ryan Wilson’s spine to directly hit the edge of the ramp! THIS is real wrestling ladies and gentlemen, this is graps as they say as Xander Payne shows that he has yet to lose his edge especially when someone like the bozo Ryan Wilson has actively gone out of their way to try and ruin their career and failed like they will here tonight! Xander picks up Ryan Wilson who clearly is going through it as the pain he’s been inflicted with is finally catching up as he’s put on top of the ramp. Xander however notices a table near the production area of things as he quickly snatched it away from them and starts to take it towards the ramp as he puts it next to Ryan and gets up on the ramp as well.
Stew-O: Xander picks up the table and heads near the crane area in the stage as he starts to slowly put the table up, but taking his time with things allows Ryan Wilson to slowly pick himself up as he starts running towards Xander. As Xander turns around he’s quickly met with a modified Helluva Kick out of nowhere as Xander slumps over the table. Ryan quickly grabs onto Xander and starts to drag him towards the Glass Crypt as he tries to Irish Whip him into the opening of it, but Xander puts ALL his weight down and doesn’t budge one bit as both men once again break out into a brawl as fists, elbows, and the occasional headbutt are seen being traded by both men as the brawl closes in near the Glass Crypt as each time one of these men throws a strike, the other seems to be losing their balance, and look close to falling into said crypt! Xander however throws a vicious stiff elbow leaving Ryan a bit dazed as he attempts to throw Ryan into the Crypt…
Flannery McCoy: Ryan puts his hands in the way before he goes inside, but Xander Payne thought he had it won here as he keeps moving around the Table for some odd reason as he turns around about to turn the crane on, he notices a furious Ryan Wilson heading his way and not inside the Glass Crypt as he hits Xander Payne with a Running Knee leaving him a bit groggy as Ryan quickly picks up Xander and is looking to deliver “La Bombe Bleu” on the table Xander set up as he’s about to drop Xander right on the table…
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Flannery McCoy: Xander grabs onto the crane’s base not allowing Ryan to hit his signature Blue Thunder Bomb on the table as Xander is able to slip off Ryan! Xander turns Ryan over and SUPERKICK that sends Ryan leaning on the Table near the crane as Xander Payne hits Ryan Wilson with a Stiff Forearm Smash right to the face as he’s laid out on the table! Wait, what’s Xander Payne looking to do here?!?
Jake Mercer: What do you think he’s looking to do? He’s obviously climbing you uncultured swine because we are about to see Xander Payne do what does best on top of that crane ladies and gentlemen! Xander continues to climb up as he finally reaches the top of the crane… He’s setting himself up for everyone’s favorite move of his… Wait, he’s shaking his head before jumping off…
Stew-O: You think he forgot how to hit his 450 Splash or someth-
Jake Mercer: The “Wrestling Genius” forgetting how to do a move? Please Stew-O, clearly he’s looking to do something more gruesome here tonight as when his opponents don’t stay down he goes for extreme measures… He stands up from a crouching position and leaps off the crane with a DIVING HEADBUTT! OH MY GOD LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SWAN IN FLIGHT AS HE PLUMMETS TO THE FLOOR IS HE GOING TO HIT IT?!?
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Stew-O: OH MY GOD THROUGH THE TABLE! XANDER PAYNE HAS HIT THE DIVING HEADBUTT OFF THE CRANE ONTO RYAN WILSON WHO WAS ON THE TABLE BUT AT WHAT COST AS CLEARLY BOTH MEN ARE OUT OF IT, THEY ARE BLEEDING OUT, AND THEIR ENERGY IS PROBABLY STARTING TO RUN OUT! WHO’S GOING TO GET BACK UP FIRST BECAUSE HOW I SEE THINGS; WHOEVER STANDS UP FIRST IS PROBABLY OUR WINNER HERE TONIGHT!
Fans: OLÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ! OLÉ!
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Flannery McCoy: I- I just can’t believe what we witnessed here just now, but clearly Ryan Wilson has the support of the fans as they try to rile him up so he can get what many would consider one of the biggest wins in his career, but clearly Xander Payne is recuperating from that Diving Headbutt as he starts crawling towards the crane’s base, but so is Ryan Wilson as both men slowly pick themselves up using the crane’s base for assistance! Ryan Wilson is able to get on his feet first as he grabs Xander Payne and throws him into the Glass Crypt… but Xander puts his hands between him and the Glass Crypt at the last minute! Ryan sees an opportunity to finally down the man that betrayed him tonight as he goes for “The Game Over Stunner”…
Jake Mercer: DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF AS XANDER PAYNE POPS RYAN WILSON UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE “LAST SEDATION” POWERBOMB, BUT NO, RYAN WILSON JUMPS OVER XANDER PAYNE AS HE HOOKS BOTH HIS ARMS AS HE ROLLS HIM UP! RYAN QUICKLY TRANSITIONS THE ROLL UP INTO A SHARPSHOOTER AS HE’S LOOKING TO MAKE XANDER PAYNE PASS OUT AND THROW HIM INTO THE GLASS CRYPT… BUT WAIT, I HAVE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE… “NO REGARDS 2022” WHERE BOTH THESE MEN FACED AND ON CUE JUST LIKE BEFORE, XANDER WAS ABLE TO GET OUT PUSHING RYAN OFF HIM AS XANDER QUICKLY GETS UP AND POPS THE RUNNING RYAN BACK UP FOR THE “LAST SEDATION”!
Stew-O: DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF HERE JAKE AS RYAN HAS LEARNED SINCE “NO REGARDS 2022” AS HE JUMPS OVER XANDER PAYNE ONE MORE TIME, TURNS HIM AROUND AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CRYPT, BUT XANDER IS NOT FULLY OUT JUST YET AS HE PUTS HIS ARMS IN THE WAY BEFORE TURNING AROUND JUST TO BE GREETED WITH “THE GAME OVER STUNNER” AS IT CONNECTS AND SENDS XANDER INTO THE GLASS CRYPT AS RYAN WILSON QUICKLY HEADS TO THE CRANE AND TURNS IT ON AS THE BOX FILLED WITH THOUSANDS OF GLASS SHARDS IS DUMPED INTO THE GLASS CRYPT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… “DYNASTY’S WORKHORSE”… RYAAAAAAAAAAAAN WILSOOOOOOOOON!!!
Flannery McCoy: What. A. Match! Both these elitists gave it their all as this blood feud was VERY personal for both men and clearly they both tried their best to walk out the winner as we had many times the match was almost over, but when something is as personal as this… People will go through extreme measures to put their opponent down for good. Tonight however, Ryan Wilson was able to put Xander Payne in the rear view as the sky’s the limit for him right now with a victory this big over a legend like Xander Payne!
Jake Mercer: Ryan Wilson got lucky. We all know that “Big Brain Payne” had this win from the start, but these stupid fans distracted us from seeing a true masterclass of professional wrestling, but instead we got this disgrace! It’s pathetic and in no shape, way, or form does this go to prove that maybe Ryan Wilson truly is “Dynasty’s Workhorse”.
Stew-O: Someone sounds like a sore loser, seeing as Ryan Wilson won this fair and square and even showed growth as an Elitist as the same finish that put him down in “No Regards 2022” was what won him this match here tonight! Many can say that Xander Payne cost himself this win by going for that Diving Headbutt, but we can’t lie and say that was really freaking cool! Congratulations to Ryan Wilson for picking up this massive win, let’s just hope Xander Payne is good under all that glass…
(‘My Way’ by Limp Bizkit is heard playing throughout the whole arena as the crowd cheers very loudly for Ryan Wilson who’s seen sitting near the crane with a big smile on his face while wearing a crimson red mask of blood that’s starting to dry up as he slowly gets up and soaks in the fan reaction before heading backstage as the camera transitions to the Glass Crypt where a lot of blood is seen inside there from all the glass shards falling on Xander Payne, but he shows some signs of life fighting through the pain he’s going through right now inside that Glass Crypt before the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial plays for Almond Breeze, featuring Xander Payne.)
(House of Glass returns to its live broadcast. The next matchard graphics is shown.)
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(Stephie Love is seen with a microphone.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS AN UNLIMITED LIGHT TUBES MATCH FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
(‘Prey’ by Parkway Drive hits, and this receives a very loud reaction from the fans. The fans cheer, and Theron Nikolas slowly begins walking out to the stage, staring directly towards the ring in preparation for the upcoming Unlimited Light Tubes match. Theron has a calm, focused look on his face, not wasting much time on the stage and instead beginning to walk down the ramp, walking past all the cheering fans in the front row as he heads down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 224 pounds… TTTHHEEERRRROOONNNNNN NNNIIIIIIKKKOOOLLAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas received this opportunity after Territorial Invasion, and once we knew this would be the Interwire Championship match, we knew Jay Jerry Johnson had a tough challenge on his hands. Knowing the stipulation however, things should be even more interesting tonight.
Jake Mercer: That’s right. Unlimited Light Tubes, so you know what that means! These two will NEVER run out of them!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think there’s literally- you know what? Nevermind. Theron Nikolas looks ready for this match, and all throughout the week we’ve heard what this opportunity means to him. We’ll see if he can actually get what he wants soon enough though, as his opponent has absolutely proven himself over the last few months.
(‘This Is War (Radio Edit)’ by 30 Seconds To Mars follows, and this just receives more cheers from the fans as the Interwire Champion begins walking out to the stage. As Jay Jerry Johnson reaches the stage he is seen with the Interwire Championship around his waist, and he stares directly at Theron Nikolas, who is waiting for him inside of the ring. Jay looks calm, seemingly ready for possibly his biggest Championship defense as he begins walking down the ramp, heading towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… From Bridgeport, Connecticut… Weighing in at 206 pounds… HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, JAAAYYYYY JEEEERRRRRYYYYY JJJOOOOHHHHNNNSSOONNNN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson has been the Interwire Champion since Pain for Pride, but tonight we’ll see if he has it in him to make it past Theron Nikolas. This won’t be easy, but we’ve seen Jay’s growth throughout his time on Dynasty.
Jake Mercer: We definitely have. Let’s not forget too, they’ll have a lot of light tubes at their disposal tonight. A normal one on one match would already be a tough challenge, but in a match like this, not only does Jay have the tools to do some serious damage to Theron, but Theron is even more of a threat!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right. This will absolutely be a challenge for both men, which is exactly what makes this such an interesting Championship match! Both men look ready, let’s see who’ll walk out of this as the Interwire Champion!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND THIS UNLIMITED LIGHT TUBES MATCH FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP IS UNDERWAY! Jay and Theron are both staring at each other, and knowing what’s on the line tonight it likely won’t take very long for these two to start using the many light tubes that’ll be at their disposal! Both men want to leave this match with the Interwire Championship, both for their own personal reasons regarding their respective journeys in EAW, but tonight only one can leave as Champion! Both men now, charging right out of the gate!
Jake Mercer: THERON NIKOLAS SWINGS, LOOKING FOR CARPE DIEM- BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT, RUNNING PAST THERON AND JUMPING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS THERON TURNS AROUND! PRETTY VISITOR, THE SLINGSHOT FRONT FLIP CUTTER!
Flannery McCoy: DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! THERON MANAGED TO GRAB ONTO JAY AND HOLD ONTO HIM RATHER THAN BEING DROPPED ONTO THE MAT, AND NOW THERON GRABS HIM BY THE ARM BEFORE SPINNING HIM AROUND! TOUCH OF HEROINE-
Stew-O: DUCKED BY JAY, AND NOW JAY GRABS THERON FROM BEHIND BEFORE THROWING HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING! JAY NOW QUICKLY RUNNING THE ROPES AS THERON SEEMINGLY LANDED ON HIS FEET, AND AS SOON AS THERON TURNS AROUND HE’S MET WITH A SUICIDE DIVE BY THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!! Jay Jerry Johnson with an excellent move to take control, and now he quickly digs under the ring, BEFORE GRABBING THE FIRST LIGHT TUBE OF THE MATCH AND HITTING THERON WITH IT!
Jake Mercer: NO, THERON MANAGED TO BLOCK IT WITH HIS ARMS! THAT COULDN’T HAVE FELT GOOD BUT JAY CLEARLY DIDN’T EXPECT IT, GIVING THERON AN OPENING AS THERON KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Theron now picking up the broken end of that light tube that Jay dropped after being kicked, and I don’t know if I like the look of this! That broken piece is pretty sharp!
Flannery McCoy: Theron now walking over to Jay, AND THERON ATTEMPTS TO SLAM THAT BROKEN PIECE OF THE LIGHT TUBE RIGHT INTO JAY’S BACK, BUT JAY BARELY MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AS THE LIGHT TUBE PIECE SHATTERS! Jay stumbles back a bit before charging back at Theron, BUT THERON DUCKS UNDER AND KNEES JAY IN THE MIDSECTION! THERON DIGS UNDER THE RING HIMSELF NOW, AND HE GRABS ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE BEFORE SWINGING IT RIGHT ACROSS JAY’S BACK, SHATTERING IT ON IMPACT!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is in a bit of trouble right now, and to be fair to Jay, this may just be the toughest challenger for his Interwire Championship thus far. Theron Nikolas clearly has the upper hand right now, AND NOW HE JUST GRABS JAY BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! Theron now digging under the ring once more, but he doesn’t just stop at pulling out one light tube! He’s digging out enough to form an entire pile of them! How many light tubes are under there!?
Jake Mercer: Unlimited, obviously.
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Stew-O: Theron grabs one of the light tubes from that large pile before turning his attention back to the Champion- BUT I DON’T THINK HE EXPECTED JAY TO STILL HAVE THIS MUCH FIGHT IN HIM, AS JAY RUNS UP THE APRON BEFORE DIVING OFF, TAKING THERON NIKOLAS OUT WITH A DIVING BLOCKBUSTER RIGHT ONTO SOME OF THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE CHAMPION! THERON LANDED BACK FIRST ONTO A FEW OF THE LIGHT TUBES, AND JAY DOESN’T EVEN GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO REACT AS HE PULLS THERON UP BEFORE SENDING HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Jay now sending the remaining light tubes into the ring, keeping one with him as he enters the ring once again! Theron tries grabbing onto one of the light tubes, BUT JUST AS HE SWINGS AT JAY, JAY KICKS THERON’S LIGHT TUBE BEFORE HITTING THERON RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH HIS OWN! BOTH LIGHT TUBES SHATTER BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM DID THE DAMAGE AS THERON IS FORCED TO ROLL TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES TO START PULLING HIMSELF BACK UP! Just like that, this match has turned around!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson now grabbing one of the remaining light tubes in the ring, AND HE SWINGS IT TOWARDS THERON’S MIDSECTION, BUT THERON MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! Jay put so much power into that swing that the light tube ended up getting sent towards the ramp, AND NOW THERON CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, CAUSING JAY TO STUMBLE! Theron now grabbing Jay before sending him into the corner, AND HE CHARGES IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE! Theron now running the ropes as Jay stumbles out of the corner, AND THERON GOES FOR-
Stew-O: DISCUS ELBOW BY JAY JERRY JOHNSON, STOPPING THERON IN HIS TRACKS!!! Jay caught Theron off guard with that elbow, and now Theron is stumbling- BEFORE JUMPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!!! This time it’s Jay that’s on spaghetti legs as Theron starts getting back up- BUT JAY USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PULL THERON INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK JUST AS THERON ROLLED ONTO A KNEE!!! THERON STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND SOMEHOW HE MANAGES TO RETALIATE WITH A BIG BOOT!!!
Jake Mercer: Both Elitists seem to have taken a lot out of each other with that exchange, but it looks like they’ve noticed the last two light tubes inside of the ring! Jay and Theron manage to get their hands on one, AND THEY SWING THE LIGHT TUBES RIGHT AT EACH OTHER, ACCIDENTALLY CAUSING A CLASH THAT BREAKS BOTH OF THEM! Both Jay and Theron are left with the end of their light tubes, but seeing how sharp they are it looks like they may have become even more dangerous! Both Theron and Jay seemingly know this too, as they’re waiting for the other to make a move!
Flannery McCoy: Both Elitists circle the ring, knowing that they can do some serious damage to their opponent the second they get an opening! On the other hand however, this means that one mistake could seriously leave them in a terrible spot. Theron and Jay have already done some nasty damage to each other already, which is very noticeable on Theron’s back, which seems to have been sliced up a bit after crashing onto those light tubes earlier! In this match anything goes, so whoever gets the upper hand here may very well win!
Stew-O: THERON GOES FOR THE FIRST MOVE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE JAY IS READY FOR IT-
Jake Mercer: THERON DOESN’T ATTACK WITH THE LIGHT TUBE, THOUGH! INSTEAD HE DELIVERS A LEG SWEEP, AND *NOW* HE GOES TO STAB JAY WITH THE LIGHT TUBE!!!
Flannery McCoy: JAY MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, BUT THERON STOPPED HIMSELF BEFORE HE COULD BREAK THAT LIGHT TUBE PIECE ON THE MAT! Jay now quickly pushing himself to a knee before swinging at Theron, AND THERON DUCKS UNDER THE ATTEMPT BEFORE ELBOWING JAY IN THE JAW! Jay stumbles back as Theron grabs him from behind, AND ATTEMPTS TO CUT HIM WITH THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE PIECE!
Stew-O: JAY MANAGES TO USE HIS FREE HAND TO CATCH THERON’S HAND, SAVING HIMSELF FROM TAKING SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE!!! JAY NOW RUNNING BACKWARDS, AND HE CAUSES THERON TO CRASH BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! That might have hurt even more thanks to all those cuts on Theron’s back, but it’s not like that really matters to these two! All that matters is whether or not they can get the job done, and considering the circumstances, I think Jay may have this won! Jay now grabbing Theron, BEFORE STABBING HIM WITH THE-
Jake Mercer: WAIT, NO! THERON JUST STABBED JAY IN THE THIGH BEFORE JAY COULD MAKE A MOVE! THERON MANAGED TO HOLD ONTO HIS LIGHT TUBE PIECE, AND THANKS TO THAT HE JUST DID SOME REAL DAMAGE TO THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! THERON PUSHES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE KICKS THE LIGHT TUBE PIECE IN JAY’S LEG, CAUSING JAY TO DROP DOWN TO A KNEE IN PAIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE TO MAKE THOUGH, AS THERON IMMEDIATELY CAPITALIZES BY GRABBING HIM BY THE WRISTS AND GOING FOR THE DIVINE SUNDERER!!!!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON MAY HAVE JUST BEEN KNOCKED OUT AFTER RECEIVING THAT KNEE TO THE FACE, AND NOW THERON NIKOLAS DROPS DOWN BEFORE PURPOSELY HOOKING THE LEG WITH THAT GLASS SHARD STUCK IN IT! THERON WITH THE COVER, TO BECOME THE NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: NO, NOT JUST YET! JAY JERRY JOHNSON MANAGES TO KICK OUT BEFORE THREE!!!!! Yikes, that couldn’t have felt good with a piece of glass in his leg, but I guess Jay would rather deal with that pain than lose the Interwire Championship right now!
Flannery McCoy: Well I don’t know if taking that pain is saving his Championship reign just yet! Theron just rolled out of the ring, and given the stipulation of this match I think we all know exactly what he’s after! Theron begins to slide a whole bunch of light tubes into the ring, and it looks like he’s still not done! Honestly, I’m impressed that they managed to get so many light tubes under the ring.
Jake Mercer: What part of “unlimited light tubes” don’t you guys understand? It wouldn’t exactly fit the name if we ever ran out.
Stew-O: Theron now digging a few more light tubes out, but it looks like he’s chosen to leave those laid out on the ringside floor! I’m not too sure what Theron’s plan is, but thanks to him most of the ring is covered in light tubes, and there’s also a bunch of light tubes right in front of our commentary table! Theron now sliding into the ring before grabbing one of the many light tubes, AND HE SLAMS IT ACROSS JAY’S BACK BEFORE HE COULD GET BACK UP!
Jake Mercer: Theron now grabbing a few more of the light tubes before stuffing them in the corner… What is Theron planning!? Theron pulls Jay up, AND NOW HE RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER, LOOKING TO SEND JAY HEAD FIRST INTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! JAY MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES AT THE LAST SECOND, AND NOW HE BACK ELBOWS THERON RIGHT IN THE NOSE, SAVING HIMSELF! THERON STUMBLES AND JAY NOW GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, BEFORE SENDING THERON CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE LIGHT TUBES IN THE CORNER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY JAY JERRY JOHNSON, BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE!!!
Stew-O: JAY QUICKLY DRAGS THERON UP BEFORE BACKING UP TOWARDS A FEW MORE OF THE MANY LIGHT TUBES REMAINING IN THE RING, AND NOW HE DROPS THERON HEAD FIRST ONTO THEM WITH PROJECT ZEPERIONNN!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: PROJECT ZEPERION CONNECTS, BUT DELIVERING THE GERMAN SUPLEX AND THAT MOVE BACK TO BACK TOOK ITS TOLL ON JAY’S LEG AND HE’S REALLY FEELING THAT PAIN RIGHT NOW! HE TRIES TO BRUSH IT OFF AS HE HOOKS THERON’S LEGS, BUT WILL THIS BE ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE!?!?
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: NO! IT WASN’T ENOUGH, AND NOW JAY HAS A PROBLEM ON HIS HANDS!!! Jay won’t be able to deal with the pain of that glass shard in his leg much longer, and this match still is not over!
Flannery McCoy: Well clearly that only gives Jay one choice! Jay grabs the broken piece of the light tube, and he slowly but surely manages to pull it out of his leg! I can’t even imagine the pain he must be feeling, but that right there is what makes this stipulation so dangerous! There may only really be one weapon used, but knowing that they all can break into small pieces of glass that can be used as weapons in their own right, I doubt either man leaves this match in great shape!
Stew-O: Jay slowly uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, and while that glass shard is out of his leg I’m sure that wound still isn’t feeling too good. Jay now approaching Theron Nikolas though, and at this point I’d be surprised if Theron still has a whole lot left in him! After all, it’s not like he landed anywhere just now. He was dropped head first onto those light tubes, the same objects that caused that nasty wound on Jay’s leg, as well as the cuts on Theron’s back! Jay now dragging Theron back up to his feet…
Jake Mercer: AND NOW LOOK AT THERON, QUICKLY SLIPPING BEHIND JAY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH DRAGON RUSH!!!!! THERON WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE, DROPPING JAY HEAD FIRST ONTO LIGHT TUBES!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE JAY INADVERTENTLY GAVE THERON SOME TIME TO GET BACK INTO THIS, AND NOW THERON IS MAKING THE MOST OF IT AS HE JUST TOOK A LOT OUT OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON! Theron now getting back up before pulling Jay up, AND NOW THERON LIFTS JAY UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: THERON DOESN’T GET IT THOUGH!!!! JAY BRINGS HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, BEFORE LIFTING THERON UP AND DROPPING HIM BACK FIRST ONTO SOME OF THE UNTOUCHED LIGHT TUBES WITH A FALCON ARROW!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AS THAT EXCHANGE TOOK EVERYTHING OUT OF THEM, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ALREADY THE NUMBER OF LIGHT TUBES IN THE RING IS DROPPING AS THESE TWO ARE SHATTERING MORE AND MORE OF THEM WITH EVERY MOVE! These two really seem to be pushing each other in this match, as neither one of them seems capable of moving right about now!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is slowly able to stir, and I have to say I’m not very surprised that it’s taking these two some time to start getting back up. Since this match started they have been throwing everything they possibly could at each other, utilizing everything they could from the light tubes, to the shattered glass to even just their own pure wrestling ability. Jay is using the ropes to pull himself up, and you can really see the effects of this match on both Elitists right now. Already they’re beginning to lose blood after being dropped onto all that glass.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but they keep getting back up and hitting these major moves as they know there’s a very good chance their opponent won’t make it back up! Jay now dragging Theron back to his feet before slowly managing to power him up onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position, and Jay now turns towards the corner! I think it’s clear what he’s looking for, and after all that damage to Theron’s back this could be devastating! JAY JERRY JOHNSON NOW RUNNING INTO THE CORNER, AND HE GOES FOR A BUCKLE BOMB ON THE CHALLENGER!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THERON MANAGES TO ESCAPE, THOUGH! JUST BEFORE JAY WAS ABLE TO THROW HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, THERON WAS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OVER JAY’S HEAD AND LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND HIM! THERON NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- AND ONCE JAY REALIZES WHAT HAPPENED HE ATTEMPTS TO SWING AT THERON BUT THERON IS ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY DUCK UNDER IT!
Jake Mercer: HEADHUNTER!!!!! THERON FLIES AT JAY WITH THE BUSAIKU KNEE STRIKE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS!!!! THE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS, AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS DOWN!!! THERON NIKOLAS DROPS ONTO THE MAT, BUT HE’S ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO WAY, THIS MATCH STILL ISN’T OVER!!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON WAS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE, SAVING THIS MATCH AND THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR HIMSELF AS THERON NIKOLAS STILL HAS MORE WORK TO DO!!!! Jay Jerry Johnson has had a fantastic performance tonight! We all know how incredible Theron is given everything he’s accomplished throughout his time in EAW, but Jay is doing everything he possibly can to prevent him from leaving House of Glass as the Interwire Champion!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but is that really up to Jay at this point? Neither Elitist is exactly in great condition, but at a time like this you’d have to imagine the guy actually capable of standing has the advantage. Jay is definitely a skilled competitor and has absolutely proven himself over the past year, but whether or not that’ll result in another defense remains to be seen. Theron’s getting back to his feet now… AND WITHOUT WASTING MUCH TIME, HE STOMPS RIGHT ONTO THAT STAB WOUND ON JAY’S THIGH! THERON WITH THAT NASTY STOMP ON THE STAB WOUND, AND JAY DEFINITELY FELT THAT ONE! He was barely conscious not too long ago, so I can only imagine how bad that must’ve hurt!
Flannery McCoy: Theron Nikolas knew exactly what he was doing, and to his credit, I’m sure taking out one of Jay’s legs will be very useful as time goes on. This match isn’t over yet, but Theron is doing everything he can to change that. He’s slowly able to pull Jay up from behind, and I think it’s clear what Theron is setting up for! He grabs Jay by the arm, AND NOW HE SPINS JAY AROUND FOR CARPE DIEM!!!!
(*CRASH!*)
Stew-O: JAY JUST SMASHED A LIGHT TUBE OVER THERON’S HEAD!!!! JUST AS THERON TURNED JAY AROUND, JAY HIT HIM WITH ONE OF THE REMAINING LIGHT TUBES IN THE RING!!!! Jay must’ve picked it up as Theron was dragging him to his feet, holding it with his free hand as Theron set up Carpe Diem! That was a brutal shot to the head, but unfortunately for Jay, Theron Nikolas just rolled out of the ring!
Jake Mercer: That may have been a great chance for Jay to win this one, but at the very least it bought him some very valuable time to try and recover. After everything these two have done to each other he might need all the time he can get.
Flannery McCoy: Jay slowly rolls out of the ring, taking one of the last few light tubes in the ring with him, and Jay now quickly goes after Theron, HITTING HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE LIGHT TUBE JUST AS THERON WAS GETTING BACK UP! Theron immediately drops down to all fours, AND NOW JAY GRABS THERON BEFORE SENDING HIM CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS, RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH! Theron is in bad shape right now, as the Interwire Champion has completely taken control!
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas knocked over the steel steps after being thrown into them, and I think this may have given Jay an idea! Jay pulls Theron into his grasp before lifting him up, AND I THINK JAY IS LOOKING TO SLAM THERON RIGHT ONTO THE STEPS, BUT THERON DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN!!! THERON SLIPS OUT OF JAY’S GRASP BEFORE PULLING JAY INTO A FRONT FACELOCK, AND NOW HE QUICKLY LIFTS JAY UP BEFORE PLANTING JAY ONTO THE LARGER BOTTOM HALF OF THE STEPS WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY THERON NIKOLAS, THERE’S NO WAY JAY ISN’T OUT AFTER THAT ONE!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but that took a lot out of Theron as well! After all we know his back is all torn up, and on top of that he was only thrown into the steps around a minute ago. Theron is slowly crawling towards the ring before beginning to dig under it! Theron takes out another light tube before looking at Jay, AND NOW THERON HITS JAY IN THE LEG WITH IT, ONCE AGAIN ATTACKING THAT WOUND FROM BEFORE!!! JAY IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIS LEG IN PAIN, AND THERON USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO CONNECT WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF JAY’S HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Theron sends Jay back into the ring, and Jay is trying to push himself back up, but he’s really starting to struggle now after all the damage he’s taken, not just with his leg, but with everything he’s been through in this match! Jay is able to make it back to all fours as Theron enters the ring, and this doesn’t look too good. Theron is holding one of those broken, sharp remains of a light tube, and we already saw the damage he did with one of those earlier! Theron walks up to Jay as the Champion slowly pushes himself up, AND THERON SWINGS AT HIM WITH THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE PIECE!
Stew-O: JAY BARELY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH! JAY GETS OUT OF HARMS WAY BEFORE HE COULD BE CUT WITH THE LIGHT TUBE PIECE, AND NOW HE GRABS ONTO A LIGHT TUBE AS THERON SWINGS AT HIM ONCE MORE- BREAKING JAY’S LIGHT TUBE INTO TWO HALVES! Jay now with two weapons of his own as he pushes himself back to his feet, AND NOW JAY LUNGES AT THERON, TRYING TO HIT HIM WITH ONE OF HIS LIGHT TUBE PIECES!
Jake Mercer: THERON GETS OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH, AS JAY CAN’T USE HIS FULL SPEED THANKS TO HIS BAD LEG! THERON SWINGS AT JAY ONCE AGAIN, BUT JAY IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE ELBOWING THERON IN THE RIBS!!! JAY NOW SWINGING AT THERON WITH THE BROKEN SHARD, BUT THERON USES HIS FREE HAND TO GRAB JAY BY THE WRIST!! JAY STILL HAS ANOTHER SHARD THOUGH, AND HE SHOVES IT RIGHT INTO THERON’S MIDSECTION-
Flannery McCoy: NO! THERON KICKS JAY’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! THERON NOW GRABBING JAY AND LIFTING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, BUT JAY IS ABLE TO QUICKLY SLIP OUT OF HIS GRASP-
Stew-O: NO! AS SOON AS JAY LANDS ON HIS FEET HE FEELS THAT PAIN IN HIS LEG, AND THAT ONE MOMENT OF HESITATION IS ALL THERON NEEDED AS HE PULLS JAY IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH GHOST’S REQUIEM, DROPPING JAY FACE FIRST ONTO SOME OF THE SMALLER LIGHT TUBE SHARDS!!!
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THAT, THOUGH!! THIS TIME IT’S JAY THAT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, JUST BEFORE THERON COULD GO FOR THE COVER AND FINISH THIS MATCH UP!! IF THERE WAS EVER A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THERON TO WIN THIS MATCH, THAT WAS IT! THAT WAS HIS CHANCE, AND IT JUST WENT OUT THE WINDOW THANKS TO JAY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: That move has put many people down in the past, and if Jay wasn’t close enough to roll out of the ring, his name might have been added to that list tonight! Theron can’t be happy about that, but he doesn’t waste too much time rolling out of the ring, knowing that if he wants to win this match he’ll have to get Jay back in the ring as soon as possible!
Stew-O: Theron grabs Jay before Jay could get back up, AND NOW THERON LIFTS JAY UP BEFORE POWERBOMBING HIM ONTO THE BARRICADE!!!! Jay crumbles down onto the ringside floor, and at this point I think Jay has absolutely nothing left! He’s completely lifeless right now and Theron knows it. Theron rolls Jay back into the ring, which at this point is just filled with glass thanks to the remains of the light tubes, and knowing the state Jay Jerry Johnson is in, this match may be over in just a few seconds! Jay can’t possibly have anything left!
Jake Mercer: Theron Nikolas climbs up onto the apron before beginning to head up the top rope, and Theron is just being ruthless tonight. He’s not giving Jay even a second to recover, but I guess that’s what you need to do when you’re aiming to become a Champion! Theron has made it to the top rope, AND NOW HE FLIES ONTO JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH THE SIX STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOOOO!!!!!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!!
Jake Mercer: JAY GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AND THERON JUST CRASHED ONTO THE MAT!!!!!! HOW IS JAY EVEN ABLE TO MOVE AT THIS POINT!?!?
Flannery McCoy: Both men are down on the mat as Theron is in a ton of pain, and this has just been an incredible match! Both men are throwing everything they have at each other, with Theron showing exactly why he’s accomplished everything he has, and Jay proving himself against such a major threat! Both men are slowly beginning to stir and find ways back to their feet, but how long can they actually stand after everything they’ve gone through in this match? They’re both basically running on empty, so at this point whoever falls to the mat first may be leaving this match empty handed!
Stew-O: Jay and Theron both return to their feet, AND SOMEHOW JAY MANAGES TO THROW AN ELBOW AT THERON’S JAW, NEARLY DROPPING THERON TO THE MAT COMPLETELY!!! THERON IS ABLE TO RETALIATE THOUGH, AS HE RESPONDS WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT CAUSES JAY TO NEARLY LOSE HIS BALANCE! NEITHER MAN CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, YET THEY CONTINUE TO THROW STRIKES EACH OTHER HOPING TO TAKE DOWN THEIR OPPONENT! JAY NOW WITH THE DISCUS ELBOW, AND THERON RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM STRIKE!!! JAY NOW WITH AN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN, AND THIS CAUSES THERON TO FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES!!!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, AND AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM HE CHARGES AT JAY WITH A SPEAR!!!
Flannery McCoy: JAY MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY, THOUGH!!! THERON BOUNCES OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES, AND NOW JAY GRABS THERON FROM BEHIND BEFORE LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: THERE’S THERON WITH AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF AGILITY THIS LATE INTO THE MATCH HOWEVER, AS HE MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF JAY’S GRASP AND ONTO HIS FEET!!! THERON NOW LIFTING JAY UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND HE LOOKS FOR AN USHIGOROSHI, BUT THIS TIME IT’S JAY THAT’S ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AVOIDING THE MOVE!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT ONCE AGAIN PUT PRESSURE ON JAY’S BAD LEG THOUGH, AND NOW THERON QUICKLY USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE AS HE GRABS JAY FROM BEHIND!!! TOUCH OF HEROINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! JAY DUCKED UNDER IT, BEFORE DELIVERING “PHILOSOPHY IN A TEA CUP”!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS!!!!! PHILOSOPHY IN A TEA CUP CONNECTS, PLANTING THERON NIKOLAS ON THE MAT!!!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON WAS ABLE TO GET THE UPPER HAND IN THE EXCHANGE AS HE EXPECTED THERON NIKOLAS TO TRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS BAD LEG! THIS IS JAY’S CHANCE!!!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JAY ISN’T DONE JUST YET!!!! HE QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE DRAGGING THERON BACK UP, AND FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH JAY IS ABLE TO PLANT THERON HEAD FIRST ONTO THE MAT WITH PROJECT ZEPERION!!!!! TWICE IN A ROW THERON IS DROPPED ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS-COVERED MAT, AND IT’S CLEAR THAT JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS, THROWING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN AT THERON NIKOLAS IN ORDER TO KEEP HIM DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT!!!!
Stew-O: Yeah, and from the looks of it… He’s STILL not done just yet!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t get it, what more could Jay have planned after all that!? Jay Jerry Johnson pushes himself back to his feet, and now he drags Theron back up before slowly lifting him up onto his shoulders! Jay is able to place Theron up on the top rope, and I’m not entirely sure what Jay could have planned from up there, but whatever it is, it has to be enough to put this match away! Theron Nikolas, as talented as he is, can only take so much damage! I thought Jay had already thrown everything at him, but clearly he still has one more trick up his sleeve!
Stew-O: Jay is still feeling that pain in his leg, but he’s able to push through it and force himself to climb up to the middle rope! He knows how good of an opportunity this is for him, and clearly he’s not letting that go to waste! Jay Jerry Johnson slowly pulls Theron in before setting up a double underhook… AND WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK IT’S CLEAR WHAT JAY IS GOING FOR!!!!
Jake Mercer: LONG LIVE JAYISM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! NO WAY, THERON STILL HAS LIFE IN HIM AFTER ALL!!!! THERON WAS ABLE TO BREAK OUT OF JAY’S GRASP WHILE HE’S STILL UP TOP, AND NOW HE REACHES BEHIND JAY AND GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST!!!!! WHAT IS THERON DOING!?!?
Stew-O: THERON USES ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS IN HIM FOR A GUTWRENCH LIFT BEFORE….
(*CRASH!*)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!!! THERON NIKOLAS JUST THREW JAY JERRY JOHNSON INTO THE PILE OF LIGHT TUBES THAT WERE SET UP IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE AGES AGO!!!!! THERON NIKOLAS WITH A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE, SENDING JAY JERRY JOHNSON FROM THE TOP ROPE ALL THE WAY INTO THOSE LIGHT TUBES!!!!!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, AND MUCH LIKE JAY NOT TOO LONG AGO, IT LOOKS LIKE THERON ISN’T FINISHED EITHER!!! THERON SETS HIMSELF UP ON THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE DIVING ONTO JAY WITH A SIX STAR FROG SPLASH TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! IT CONNECTS, AND JUST LIKE THAT EVERYTHING HAS JUST TURNED AROUND!!! JAY’S GREATEST SHOT AT WINNING MAY HAVE JUST FALLEN APART THANKS TO THERON NIKOLAS, WHO PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE QUICKLY ROLLING JAY BACK INTO THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson is back in the ring, and SOMEHOW, Jay is still trying to push himself back up! Jay SOMEHOW still had just a little bit of fight in him, Theron notices this, AND AS SOON AS THERON SLIDES INTO THE RING, HE BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES!!!!!
Stew-O: CARPE DIEM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, JUST AS JAY MADE IT BACK TO A KNEE!!!!! THERON NIKOLAS CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW, AND IN BRUTAL FASHION AS HE DELIVERS IT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD RATHER THAN THE FRONT!!!!
Jake Mercer: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT THERON IS ABLE TO TURN JAY OVER AND GO FOR THE COVER, BARELY MANAGING TO HOOK THE LEGS!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AAANNNDDDDDDD NNEEEEWWWWWW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…. TTTHHHEERRRROOONNNN NIIIIIIIIKKOOOLLLAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Prey’ hits once more, and Theron Nikolas slowly rolls off of Jay Jerry Johnson as all of the fans in attendance begin to cheer. Both men remain on the mat for a while, both covered in blood after the match. Eventually Theron is able to pull himself up to a knee. The referee hands him the Interwire Championship, and Theron holds it as he stares at his newly won Championship.)
Stew-O: THERON DOES IT! THERON NIKOLAS IS THE NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!! What a match by these two men tonight! Theron may be the Champion, but that was NOT an easy victory for him! Jay Jerry Johnson threw everything he had, and while he may not have retained his Championship, he proved that he was absolutely worthy of holding it!
Jake Mercer: Jay put up a great fight but in the end that wasn’t enough. He tried hitting Theron with a combination that probably would’ve ended the match, but Theron was skilled enough to find an opening that completely shifted the match in his favor!
Flannery McCoy: This was a hard fought match, and in the end those light tubes that were sitting out here for a while ended up being part of the reason Theron won! That was one hell of a match, and now we have a new Interwire Champion heading into Dynasty!
Stew-O: This was a great first Championship run by Jay Jerry Johnson, but tonight was unfortunately not his night. Congratulations to the NEW Interwire Champion, Theron Nikolas!
(Theron Nikolas is eventually able to push himself back to his feet, before raising the Interwire Championship. With Theron’s title raised above his head, House of Glass begins fading away from ringside.)
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(House of Glass returns as the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring, currently surrounded by glass ropes.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GLASS ROPES MATCH SCHEDULED FOR… ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: AND IS FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(‘Imma Be’ by the Black Eyed Peas plays to a largely negative reaction from fans, as Bea Valentine saunters down to the ring, glancing at fans briefly, but ultimatly remains focused, marching to the ring.
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Hailing out of Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 143 pounds…SHE IS THE QUEEN BEA…BEA VALENTINE!!
Stew-O: Competitor one, Bea Valentine, and you see focus in her eyes, the same focus I am expecting from everyone else in this match.
Flannery McCoy: Jeez, Bea already has an ego, imagine what that Specialists Champion’ll do to it, given she wins.
(‘Monsters’ by Currents blares throughout the arena to an equally negative reaction from fans, and Rory Slate saunters down to the ring, not showing much care for the fans dislike towards her, and locking eyes with Bea in the ring, talking trash on her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Hailing out Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 138 pounds…SHE IS THE WINDY CITY SADIST…RORY SLATE!
Jake Mercer: Tonight, it’s both Rory and Michael Machina with multi-person title matches.
Stew-O: And it’d be nice for at least one to bring home the gold, but imagine BOTH bringing home the gold. Sounds like a great night if you ask me.
(Next to play is “What The Dead Men Say” by Trivium, and Delilah Rose walks out to the stage, taunting to pyro, and marches down to the ring, receiving the same negative reaction.)
Stephie Love: From Sheffield, England, weighing in at 130 pounds… SHE IS THE FINAL BOSS… DELILAH ROSE!
Stew-O: Delilah Rose calls herself the final boss. Well, she’d truly embody that moniker by becoming Specialists Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Being Final Boss can be both a good thing and a bad thing, because then, everyone is out to beat you.
(Finally, ‘Changed It’ by Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne. Plays, receiving a far different reaction from the rest as Milli is given an outpour of cheers from the audience. Milli comes out, vibing to her music, mouthing the lyrics, and bobbing around before holding her title high on the stage area to flashy pyro, and confidently struts down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent! Hailing out of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 135 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… THE SUPERNOVA… MILLI BANKS!!
Stew-O: The champion is always confident, and that, I admire, but should she have confidence in this situation?
Jake Mercer: It’s four women, at the top of their game, out to take her title. No, she shouldn’t be confident right now.
Flannery McCoy: Sounds like you’re saying Milli should roll over, and accept defeat, Jake.
Jake Mercer: I mean…
Flannery McCoy: Well, that’s not her M.O., and I dont think it ever will be. Even if this could be her last, Milli does not have that possibility in mind, walking with complete confidence, and it’s confidence that goes a long way, especially in the ring.
(Each competitors stare one another down from different corners as the referee signals the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Big fight feel here in Saitama, Japan! Milli Banks, Delilah Rose, Bea Valentine, and Rory Slate, each on top of their game, and each having their eyes on the Specialists Championship. In Milli’s case, keeping the Specialists Championship. But obviously, that’s easier said than done.
Jake Mercer: Fun fact! Each competitor has a mathematical 25 percent chance of winning!
Flannery McCoy: Is that so?
Jake Mercer: Yep, wikipedia never lies.
Flannery McCoy: I- ya know what, nevermind.
Stew-O: That dumb comment aside, each competitor begin slowly making their way out of their respective corners, neither exactly in a rush.
Flannery McCoy: It’s probably for the best, you see what they’re surrounded by? Those are glass ropes, one wrong move, and you might find yourself injured early on.
Stew-O: Each competitors eyes are darting around, looking at their fellow competitors in the match, waiting to see which one’ll make the first move, and- OOH! FIRST MOVE GETS MADE BY BEA, AND RORY! RORY CAUGHT MILLI WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND BEA CAUGHT DELILAH WITH ONE OF HER OWN!
Flannery McCoy: HERE WE GO! RORY GRABS THE BACK OF MILLI’S HEAD, AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BEA TAGS DELILAH WITH A RIGHT HAND, AND DELILAH CREATES SEPARATION FROM BEA, HEADING INTO THE CORNER! BEA QUICKLY CATCHES UP, AND STARTS PUMMELING DELILAH IN THE CORNER WITH STRIKES!
Stew-O: DELILAH STARTS TO FIGHT OUT WITH RIGHT HANDS OF HER OWN, AND SENDS BEA OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Jake Mercer: BEA LANDS ON HER FEET, BUT NOTICES THE BIG SLASH NOW ON HER PALM! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: Usually, wrestlers catch hold of the rope on their way out, but that’s where instinct comes back to bite them under this new stipulation! Delilah wisely slides out UNDER the bottom rope, avoiding being cut by the glass ropes, BUT BEA CHARGES, AND DRIVES DELILAH BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE, ALSO ON THE OUTSIDE, HAVING FOUGHT THEIR WAY OUT THERE AS WELL, MILLI AND RORY ARE STILL GOING AT IT! THOUGH, AT ANOTHER SIDE OF THE RING! MILLI HAS RORY LEANED UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE, AND JACKS HER JAW WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Flannery McCoy: Based off the wide eyed expression from Rory, she DEFINITELY felt that. Milli grabs hold of her head for another, BUT RORY BREAKS FREE, AND STARTS TO BACK MILLI WITH REPEATED FOREARM BLOWS TO THE FACE! MILLI MANAGES TO SHRUG ONE OFF, HOWEVER, AND TAGS RORY WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN!
Stew-O: BUT TURNING ATTENTION BACK OVER TO BEA AND DELILAH, WHO ARE STILL ON THE OUTSIDE DUKING IT OUT! BEA HAD DRIVEN DELILAH BACK FIRST, BUT TOOK A MOMENT TO TAUNT THE CROWD, AND THATS WHAT BIT HER AS DELILAH LANDED A STIFF KNIFE EDGE CHOP, ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Flannery McCoy: Bea rounds the steel steps to escape, but Delilah is hot on her heels, and wanders right into a TRAP set by Bea, CATCHING DELILAH WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP OF HER OWN! THAT SEEMED TO HAVE FIRED DELILAH UP AS SHE GRITS THROUGH THE PAIN, AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING KNIFE EDGE CHOP, SO HARD IT TOOK BEA OFF HER FEET!
Jake Mercer: Bea lies on the outside, favoring her chest, and it’s not like she had much there to begin with!
Flannery McCoy: :wtf:
Stew-O: BUT OVER ON THE OTHER SIDE, MILLI GOES TO SLAM RORY FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! OBVIOUSLY, RORY DOESNT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, AND GETS HER HANDS OUT IN FRONT, GRABBING HOLD OF THE ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT PAIN IS ETCHED ALL OVER THE FACE OF RORY, KNOWING THAT SHARP GLASS IS DIGGING INTO HER HANDS! AND LOOK AT MILLI, TRYING TO PUSH RORY’S FACE CLOSER TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE!
Jake Mercer: RORY MUSTA LEARNED TOUGHNESS FROM HER BOYFRIEND, MICHAEL MACHINA, MANAGING TO GRIT THROUGH THIS PAIN RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ITS PROBABLY BETTER TO GET YOUR HANDS CUT UP RATHER THAN YOUR FACE!
Stew-O: BUT MILLI SWITCHES STRATEGY, AND DELIVERS A SHOT TO RORY’S ABDOMEN, BREAKING HER GRIP, AND SLAMS RORY FACE FIRST ON THE APRON! Rory drops to a knee, dazed from being slammed into the hardest part of the ring. She avoided being slammed face first into the bottom rope, but at what cost?
Flannery McCoy: Milli goes to follow up on Rory, but looks to the opposite side of the ring, and both her and Delilah lock eyes before sliding in the ring to meet each other! Milli and Delilah exchange trash talk, and start closing the distance. BUT MILLI’S FOCUS IS QUICKLY TURNED BACK WHERE IT ONCE WAS, AS RORY SLIDES BACK INSIDE THE RING!
Stew-O: MILII RUSHES TOWARD MILLI, BUT RORY DOUBLE LEGS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND! BEFORE DELILAH CAN EVENT REACT, BEA SLIDES BACK IN THE RING, AND DROPS DELILAH WITH A RUNNING DELILAH WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: BEA STARTS TO STOMP DOWN ON DELILAH, BUT DELILAH ROLLS OUTSIDE THE RING TO CREATE SPACE! BEA FOLLOWS HER OUT THERE! BUT BACK INSIDE THE RING, MILLI PUSHES RORY OFF HER, AND RORY ROLLS OUTSIDE THE RING! MILLI FOLLOWS HER OUT THERE AS WELL, ROLLING OUT THE RING HERSELF!
Jake Mercer: BEA APPROACHES DELILAH, WHO IS LEANED FORWARD ON THE BARRICADE, TRYING TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS OUT OF HER HEAD! BEA GRABS HOLD OF DELILAH, AND TAGS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND!
Stew-O: Delilah tries to stagger away from Bea, but Bea grabs the back of her hair, showing zero respect, and SLAMS Delilah face first off the barricade! Meanwhile, Rory Slate has gotten the upper hand over Milli, who is sat up against the barricade right now, and Rory grabs her head, SLAMMING THE BACK OF MILLI’S HEAD AGAINST THE BARRICADE! MILLI WRITHES IN PAIN, CLUTCHING AT THE BACK OF HEAD, AND RORY SEEMS PROUD OF HER HANDIWORK, A SMUG GRIN PLASTERED ON HER FACE!
Flannery McCoy: This is the vicious side of Rory Slate coming out, and we’ve already seen a hint of that vicious side from the other women coming out tonight as well. Milli did try to slam Rory face first into the bottom rope.
Jake Mercer: But Rory did successfully avoid it. Unfortunately, Milli Banks couldn’t afford her head getting smashed into that barricade. But Rory turns attention over to Bea and Delilah, sneaking her way over towards them. Delilah sends Bea BACK FIRST into the steel steps! Bea sits up against the steel steps, and pain courses through her face. Delilah grabs a hold of her, looking to pull Bea back up.
Stew-O: BUT RORY INTERJECTS HERSELF, BLASTING DELILAH FROM BEHIND, AND ROLLING HER BACK INSIDE THE RING! DELILAH RISES TO A KNEE, AND RORY SLITHERS BACK IN HERSELF! SLATE CLOSES IN ON DELILAH, BUT DELILAH EXPLODES WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! DELILAH PULLS RORY BETWEEN HER LEGS, AND TRIES HOOKING BOTH ARMS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE!
Flannery McCoy: RORY THRASHES AROUND, BUT DELILAH TOSSES HER ASIDE ONCE SEEING BEA SLIDE BACK IN THE RING, AND RUSHES TOWARD HER! DELILAH RUNS RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW! BEA MAKES THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
Stew-O: BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD EVEN COUNT, MILLI GRABBED HOLD OF BEA’S ANKLE, AND DRAGS HER TO THE OUTSIDE! MILLI LANDS A KNIFE EDGE CHOP, AND SENDS BEA STAGGERING UP THE RAMP! QUICKLY, MILLI CATCHES UP, AND TAGS BEA WITH ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!
Jake Mercer: Bea staggers up to the stage area, but Milli catches up to her, and DROPS Bea with a knife edge chop to the chest! Her back, and the back of her head colliding with the steel. Milli Banks goes to stand Bea back up, BUT RORY SLATE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, GRABBING MILLI, AND SENDING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE MINI-TRON!
Flannery McCoy: Milli drops to all fours, and Rory stands her up, hooking Milli for a suplex on the stage area. BUT BEA JOINS IN ON THE ACTION, HOOKING MILLI UP FOR A SUPLEX ON THE STAGE, AND WORKS WITH RORY TO PLANT MILLI! OOH! DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD?!
Stew-O: Milli is writhing in pain for a reason. Rory notices that Delilah Rose is heading up the ramp, and decides to meet her halfway! RORY TRIES FOR A RIGHT HAND- BUT DELILAH BLOCKS IT, AND SCORES WITH ONE OF HER! BEA LOOKS FOR A LEFT, BUT DELILAH BLOCKS IT, AND SCORES WITH ONE OF HER OWN ALSO!
Flannery McCoy: Delilah approaches Bea some more- BUT BEA CATCHES HER WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, DOUBLING DELILAH OVER, AND BEA TRIES FOR A SUPLEX! BUT DELILAH BLOCKS IT, STANDING HER GROUND! HOWEVER, RORY DELIVERS A SHOT TO THE DELILAH’S RIB CAGE, AND HELPS BEA PULL OFF THE SUPLEX ON THE RAMPWAY!
Jake Mercer: That’s twice now these two have worked together!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but don’t get it twisted, this isn’t a new friendship, it’s merely an alliance, and a temporary one at that. But as of right now, these women are working together, and Rory grabs hold of Delilah, standing her up, and rolling her back inside the ring.
Stew-O: Rory enters the ring, and as does Bea. Both women nodded at one another before doing so, showing that they could be on the same page here. Bea holds Delilah up, having both arms hooked behind her back. Delilah is defenseless, and Rory talks some smack before SMACKING Delilah across the face! Showing absolutely zero respect as Delilah drops to all fours.
Flannery McCoy: BUT RORY GRABS HOLD OF DELILAH, AND SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO MILLI BANKS, WHO PULLED HERSELF UP ON THE APRON! Delilah is hung over the middle rope as a result, and both Rory and Bea team up to PRESS DOWN ON DELILAH ROSE! THAT MIDDLE ROPE, AND MORE SPECIFICALLY, THE GLASS ON SAID MIDDLE ROPE DIGGING SLIGHTLY INTO HER NECK AREA, DRAWING BLOOD!
Stew-O: FINALLY, RORY AND BEA RELENT, AND BOTH MAT SLAM DELILAH ONTO THE CANVAS! Delilah crawls to the corner while both Rory Slate and Bea Valentine taunt her, hot on her heels. Delilah pulls herself up in the corner, and Bea closes in first, BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A FOREARM! RORY THROWS DELILAH BACK INTO THE CORNER, HOWEVER, AND BEGINS SINKING HER DOWN IN THE CORNER WITH STOMPS!
Jake Mercer: Bea is upset after being caught with that forearm by Rose, and brings Delilah out of the corner. Both her and Rory grab a wrist, and irish whip Delilah HARD into the ropes! DELILAH IMMEDIATELY DROPS TO BOTH KNEES, THE GLASS HAVING DUG INTO HER BACK! DELILAH DROPS TO ALL FOURS, FAVORING HER BACK, BUT BEA ROLLS HER OVER FOR A COVER, SHOOTING THE HALF!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: RORY! RORY THROWS BEA OFF THE COVER! AND BEA RUSHES TO HER FEET, GETTING IN RORY’S FACE! BOTH WOMEN ARGUE BACK AND FORTH WITH ONE ANOTHER, THAT IS UNTIL RORY SHOVES BEA BACK A BIT! BEA RETURNS THE SAME ENERGY, SHOVING RORY BACK AS WELL! RORY RESPONDS WITH A SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK SENDS BEA ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: AND WITH THAT SAID, RORY SETS HER SIGHTS ON DELILAH, QUICKLY PULLING HER UP, AND LANDING A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! RORY HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! Delilah sits up, but gets locked in a rear chinlock by Rory, who slows down the pace, and starts to wear Delilah down even further. But Delilah rises off the canvas, powering back to her feet, AND DRIVES RORY BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER, SANDWICHING HER BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES! RORY RELEASES THE HOLD, AND DELILAH STAGGERS TO THE CENTER, BUT RORY CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: QUICKLY, RORY PULLS DELILAH UP TO HER FEET, AND HOISTS HER UP FOR A FIREMANS CARRY! BUT DELILAH STARTS TO ELBOW HER OUT OF IT, AND SLIPS OFF RORY’S SHOULDERS, LANDING BEHIND HER! DELILAH GOES FOR TASTE OF INK, THAT INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER, BUT RORY COUNTERS WITH A BACK SUPLEX! DELILAH IS DOWN, AND AN IDEA POPS INTO RORY’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Rory exits to the apron, and gingerly climbs to the top rope, being wary as a result of those ropes. But once getting there- GETS CAUGHT WITH A CHARGING FOREARM AS BEA INTERJECTS HERSELF BACK IN THE FRAY, GAINING PAYBACK OVER RORY FOR THAT SUPERKICK! BEA KEEPS RORY STUNNED WITH RIGHT HANDS, AND CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A SUPERPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT RORY GRITS THROUGH THE PAIN, AND GRABS HOLD TIGHT OF THE TOP ROPE, ALLOWING THAT GLASS TO DIG INTO HER HAND ONCE AGAIN BEFORE DELIVERING REPEATED SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE OF BEA! RORY SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM WITH A GOURDBUSTER, AIMING FOR THE SPRAWLED OUT DELILAH! BUT DELILAH GETS THE KNEES UP!
Flannery McCoy: BEA GETS THE WIND TAKEN OUT OF HER WITH DOUBLE KNEES, AND WRITHES IN PAIN! BUT DELILAH RUSHES TO HER FEET, AND QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, PICKING UP RIGHT WHERE BEA LEFT OFF, CLIMBING TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND ATTEMPTING TO SUPERPLEX RORY OFF THE TOP!
Stew-O: BUT RORY BLOCKS IT, SCORING WITH SHOTS TO THE RIB CAGE, AND KNOCKS DELILAH OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, SLAMMING HER DOWN FACE FIRST! DELILAH STAGGERS BACK SLIGHTLY, STUNNED! BUT AS RORY TRIES PERCHING HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AGAIN, DELILAH STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING WITH A RIGHT HAND!
Flannery McCoy: BEA HOOKS RORY UP FOR A SUPERPLEX, BUT ISNT THE ONLY ONE THIS TIME AS DELILAH CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A SUPERPLEX ON RORY AS WELL! COULD IT BE TIME FOR A DOUBLE SUPERPL- NO! I SPOKE TOO SOON AS MILLI BANKS RE-ENTERS THE RING, AND POWERBOMBS DELILAH AND BEA OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A TOWER OF DOOM!
Stew-O: TOWER OF DOOM TAKES PLACE, AND ONLY ONE STANDING CURRENTLY IS MILLI, WHO DARTS HER EYES BETWEEN ALL THREE COMPETITORS, QUESTIONING WHICH ONE SHE SHOULD CHOOSE, BUT ULTIMATELY DECIDES ON BEA, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! BEA GOT THE SHOULDER UP, BUT MILLI QUICKLY HOOKS DELILAH’S LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: AND SIMILAR TO BEA, DELILAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS WELL! MILLI GOES TO TRY FOR THE COVER ON RORY- BUT RORY WISELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Milli starts to conjure up her next game plan as a result, realizing that she’s not going to win this way, and decides to target Delilah. Milli goes for a suplex, BUT DELILAH DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE TOP OF HER DOME, DOUBLING MILLI OVER, AND DELILAH SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM WITH A FALCONS ARROW!
Stew-O: DELILAH HOLDS IT FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: OOH! BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF DELILAH’S HEAD BREAKS UP THE PIN, AND BEA HOOKS THE LEG ON MILLI!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! BUT BEA TRIES FOR A COVER ON DELILAH!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Stew-O: DELILAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP, BUT IS VISIBLY STILL KNOCKED A BIT LOOPY BY THAT BASEMENT DROPKICK SHE RECEIVED! Bea pulls her up to a vertical base, and irish whips Delilah to the corner! BEA CHARGES IN- BUT DELILAH GETS THE BOOT UP! NO! BEA CATCHES IT, AND BRINGS DELILAH TO THE CENTER! DELILAH IS ONE FOOT, TAKING SWIPES AT BEA, BUT SHES JUST OUT OF REACH, WHICH BEA TAUNTS DELILAH OVER!
Jake Mercer: BUT DELILAH CATCHES BEA OFF GUARD WITH AN ENZIGURI, AND BEA IS ON WOBBLY LEGS! BUT DELILAH GRABS HER IN POSITION FOR A DDT- BUT MILLI BANKS CATCHES DELILAH WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER! DELILAH WINDS UP SPIKING BEA STILL WITH THE DDT, BUT ISNT IN A GOOD WAY HERSELF!
Flannery McCoy: Delilah, and Bea crawl over to separate corners, pulling themselves up to a vertical base. Rory Slate rolls back inside the ring as well, pulling herself up in a free corner. Milli Banks rises to her feet, and you can see a lightbulb going off on her head as she takes glances at each of her opponents. MILLI BANKS CHARGES DELILAH, AND JACKS HER JAW WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: BUT DOESNT STOP THERE, CHARGING AT BEA NEXT, AND SCORING WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER! MILLI HAS EYES ON RORY NEXT, AND COMPLETES THE TRIFECTA WITH ANOTHER RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER! MILLI GOES AGAIN, CATCHING DELILAH, BEA, AND RORY WITH EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI GOES FOR IT A THIRD TIME, CATCHING DELILAH, THEN CATCHING BEA, WHO SINK DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION IN THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS! BUT WHEN SHE TRIES TO LAND IT ON RORY, RORY SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING MILLI TO CRASH BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER, AND RORY HOISTS MILLI UP ON HER SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: MILLI THRASHES AROUND, BUT RORY CHARGES, AND DRIVES HER INTO BEA VALENTINE WITH A BUCKLE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL BY RORY, WHO TURNS ATTENTION TO DELILAH, AND CHARGES INTO THE CORNER WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK! RORY PULLS DELILAH UP, AND BRINGS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: RORY HOOKS BOTH ARMS FOR THE DDT! GTF- NO! DELILAH TWIRLS OUT OF IT, AND DUCKS UNDERNEATH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY SLATE! DELILAH SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, NOTICEABLY NOT USING HER HANDS TO AVOID GETTING CUT, AND PLANTS RORY WITH A SINGLE TEAR! SPRINGBOARD CUTTER CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: RORY ROLLS AWAY, BUT DELILAH IS FIRED UP, AND POPS TO HER FEET! BUT MILLI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, AND SMASHES DELILAH WITH A RUNNING SINGLE LEG HIGH KNEE! NO FAKE BILLS HERE! MILLI REACHES DOWN FOR DELILAH, BUT FROM BEHIND, BEA VALENTINE FROM BEHIND, GRABS HOLD OF MILLI, AND PLANTS HER WITH AN UNPRETTIER! BEA-MY-VALENTINE! COVER IS MADE, EVERYONE IS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! MILLI MANAGED TO KICKOUT! AND BEA IS BEYOND HERSELF, POUNDING THE MAT IN ANGER, THINKING SHE HAD IT WON THERE, EVEN DOUBLE CHECKING WITH THE REFEREE ON IF THAT WAS A TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Once coming to terms with the fact, Bea pulls Milli up to a knee, and talks some trash to her. Frustration beginning to show, and Bea SLAPS Milli across the face! BUT THAT MIGHTVE AWOKEN SOMETHING IN BANKS, BECAUSE SHE RETURNS FIRE WITH A SLAP OF HER OWN! SHE STILL HAS FIGHT LEFT IN HER, BUT HOW MUCH?! MILLI IS ON WOBBLY LEGS AT THE MOMENT, AND INTENSITY IS IN THE EYES OF BEA! WHO TAKES A WILD SWING!
Stew-O: BUT MILLI DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND RIPCORDS BEA OUT FOR A SLAP! BITCHMAKER CONNECTS! FOLLOWED BY A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE, AND FINISHES IT OFF WITH A POISONRANA, SPIKING BEA ON HER HEAD! AND LOOK AT THIS! MILLI TRANSITIONS INTO WELLS FARGO! THE CROSSFACE! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS ALMOST GUARANTEED VICTORY FOR MILLI! BEA IS ALMOST OUT OF IT FOLLOWING THAT COMBO OF MOVES, AND IT WONT TAKE LONG FOR HER TO FADE HERE!
Jake Mercer: MILLI IS TAKING THAT 25 PERCENTAGE, AND SPITTING IN ITS FACE RIGHT NOW! SHE IS GOING TO WIN THIS! BEA IS RAISING HER HAND TO TAP!!!
Stew-O: BUT RORY SLATE STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING, STOMPING DOWN REPEATEDLY ON MILLI BANKS TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION HOLD! RORY PULLS MILLI UP TO HER FEET, AND GOES TO SEND MILLI OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT MILLI REVERSES LAST MINUTE, TOSSING RORY OUT INSTEAD! AND YOU CAN SEE THE LACERATION ON RORY’S SIDE AS HER BODY MADE CONTACT WITH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT FROM BEHIND, BEA TRIES TO CONNECT WITH THAT UNPRETTIER ON MILLI FOR A SECOND TIME- HOWEVER, MILLI HAS IT SCOUTED, AND COUNTERS WITH A BACKSTABBER! MILLI CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, BUT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS RORY SLATE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FROG SPLASH!
Stew-O: SHE WAS AIMING FOR BOTH, BUT ONLY MANAGED TO HIT BEA! RORY FAVORS HER MIDSECTION, THE WIND HAVING GOTTEN KNOCKED OUT OF HER AS WELL! MILLI GRABS RORY’S HAIR, AND PULLS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR SALINA DEL SOL! MILLI PLANTS HER WITH WHAT SHE CALLS BANKRUPT! THE LEG IS HOOKED, AND MILLI MIGHT HAVE IT HERE!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: DELILAH ROSE BREAKS THINGS UP, SAVING THE MATCH FOR HERSELF WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!
Jake Mercer: Milli rises to all fours, beginning to stir, but Delilah pulls her up in a front facelock as Rory Slate rolls out of the ring. BUT MILLI BANKS BREAKS FREE, AND EXPLODES WITH A EUROPEAN UPPER- WAIT! DELILAH AVOIDS IT, AND COUNTERS WITH A BACKSLIDE!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Stew-O: ONLY A TWO COUNT AS MILLI BANKS ROLLS THROUGH TO A KNEE, AND DELILAH CATCHES HER WITH A KISS GOODNIGHT! RUNNING SHINING WIZARD! COVER IS MADE!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! MILLI GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND DELILAH CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THIS HAS BEEN A COMMON THEME THROUGHOUT! YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THE RESILIENCY ON DISPLAY BY ALL FOUR WOMEN!
Flannery McCoy: Delilah grabs hold of Milli’s wrist, and pulls her up to a knee. The Champion is at the mercy of the challenger, who might be wrapping this up real soon with Lilith, aka the KAMIGOYE!
Stew-O: BUT MILLI CAUGHT IT! MILLI CAUGHT HER LEG, AND KEEPS HOLD OF IT AS SHE RISES TO A VERTICAL BASE! MILLI DROPS THE LEG, AND SMASHES DELILAH IN THE MOUTH WITH A KNEE! BOTH COMPETITORS STAGGER BACK A BIT, BUT MILLI CHARGES AT DELILAH! AND THAT MOMENTUM GOES FROM STRENGTH TO WEAKNESS AS DELILAH CATCHES HER WITH A FALLAWAY MOONSAULT SLAM!
Flannery McCoy: SUN KILLER! AND DELILAH ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SHES LOOKING FOR THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, BUT RORY SLATE SHOVES DELILAH OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAUSING HER TO GET CROTCHED ON THE TOP ROPE! DELILAH TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE, FAVORING HER THIGH, WHICH GOT CUT BY THE TOP ROPE, EVEN SPLITTING HER GEAR OPEN, LEAVING SLASHES! GOES TO SHOW HER SHARP THOSE THINGS ARE!
Stew-O: RORY RUSHES BACK IN THE RING AS MILLI BANKS BEGINS TO STIR, AND SPIKES HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH GTFO! SHE WENT FOR THAT DOUBLE ARM DDT EARLIER, BUT IT FINALLY CONNECTS HERE!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: BEA! BEA YANKS RORY TO THE OUTSIDE, AND TRIES SENDING HER BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! BUT RORY COUNTERS, SENDING BEA INSTEAD! RORY GOES TO RE-ENTER THE RING, BUT BEA PULLS HER BACK OUT, AND CHARGES FOR A KINSHASA! BEA QUICKLY SLIDES IN THE RING, HOPING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG ON MILLI!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE-
Stew-O: MILLI AT TWO! KICKOUT AT TWO! AND YOU COULD ARGUE THAT THE ONLY REASON IT HAPPENED IS THANKS TO THE TIME PASSED, ALLOWING MILLI TO RECOVER SLIGHTLY! THAT SLIVER OF BREATHING ROOM WAS ALL THE CHAMPION NEEDED TO RECOVER!
Flannery McCoy: Bea cannot believe this is happening, believing she has had the title won on multiple occasions, but each time, a fork gets thrown into the road, screwing up those plans. Bea shakes her head, and watches as Milli pulls herself up in the corner. Each competitor is badly hurt, not just as a result of the moves they’ve connected with, but as a result of the glass ropes as well, each competitor having an unfortunate collision with them. Whether it be hands, back, or thigh. Goes to show that no part of you is safe in a match like this.
Stew-O: Bea stands herself up, and has her eyes locked on Milli Banks in the corner. BEA CHARGES IN- BUT GETS THROWN UP AND OVER MILLI’S SHOULDER TO THE OUTSIDE! BEA HIT FACE FIRST ON STEEL STEPS ON THE WAY DOWN, AND WRITHES IN PAIN AS A RESULT! I THINK SHE’S BLEEDING FROM IT! MILLI LOOKS OUT TO BEA, BUT TURNS HER ATTENTION BACK TO THE ACTION- DELILAH!
Flannery McCoy: DELILAH FLIES IN WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK, AND STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! AND LIKE GLASS, DELILAH PIERCES MILLI WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! FUNERAL FOR YESTERDAY MAY HAVE JUST SEALED THE DEAL AS DELILAH DROPS INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Stew-O: AND NOW RORY SLATE PULLS DELILAH OUT OF THE RING! DELILAH GRABS HOLD OF RORY, AND SENDS HER BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! AND DELILAH STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH PUNCHES, TAKING OUT ALL HER ANGER, ALL HER AGGRESSION SHES FEELING IN THE MOMENT!
Flannery McCoy: DELILAH LOOKS BACK, AND NOTICES THAT BEA IS CRAWLING TOWARDS MILLI FOR THE COVER, ATTEMPTING TO PICK THE SCRAPS! BUT SLIDES IN THE RING, BLOCKING BEA’S PATH, SAYING NOT SO FAST!
Stew-O: BEA RISES TO HER FEET, AND THE TWO BEGIN STRIKING BACK AND FORTH WITH RIGHT HANDS! BUT RORY SHOVES DELILAH INTO BEA, SENDING BEA OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! AND RORY TURNS DELILAH AROUND FOR GTFO! THE DOUBLE ARM DDT! BUT RORY TURNS AROUND, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH THE BEA STING! JUMPING MUSHROOM STOMP, AND BEA GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI BANKS IS BEGINNING TO STIR, AND GOES TO BREAK IT UP, CRAWLING TOWARDS THE COVER!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER… AND NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… BEA VALENTINE!
(Bea rises off the cover on Rory, and raises both fist in victory as ‘Imma Be’ by the Black Eyed Peas blares throughout the arena to boos. Meanwhile, Milli Banks looks to distraught, unable to save her championship as a result of the punishment she took, her able to break it up being very feint.)
Stew-O: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, AND HER NAME IS BEA VALENTINE!
Flannery McCoy: Say what you want about Bea, you may not like her attitude, but she just won the title fair and square.
Stew-O: She’s shown herself to be an opportunist throughout this match, and it’s fitting that her win came off capitalizing off an opportunity, catching Rory Slate off guard.
Flannery McCoy: But my heart goes out to Milli Banks, who wasn’t fast enough to break up the pinfall. It’s never easy for a champion to lose their title, especially when not being pinned TO lose said title.
(The camera cuts to the various competitors, all down and out except for Milli, who looks over to Bea, who celebrates up the ramp, holding the Specialists Championship high as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(An advertisement for Wicked Games plays, featuring the Iconic Cup finals with Miku Sakai and Minerva going head-to-head.)
(House of Glass returns. The next matchcard is shown.)
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(The camera returns to the ring where Stephie Love is standing with a microphone in hand ready to start the introductions for the next contest of the evening.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen! This next contest is the special EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM GLASS OF YOUR CHOICE MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Bullet VS Supernova’ by Kohei Tanaka starts to play as Limmy Monaghan enters the arena. He comes out in his standard attire, but tonight his tights are designed in a way that they are gold, purple, and blue as well as designs similar to dragon scales. Limmy is also wearing this big fluffy style coat on his shoulders like a cape as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing team number one! First! Residing in Golden Beach, Florida! Weighing 227 pounds! Here is “THE CZAR” LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Jake Mercer: THE CZAR IS HERE AND I AM ALREADY EXCITED FOR THIS! I was told that Limmy’s attire tonight is based upon the character Kaido from the One Piece anime. As we heard throughout the week, he has the fire of a dragon burning inside and he is ready to fight.
Stew-O: Couldn’t have described it any better myself. Limmy Monaghan is out first for his team and look at the glass Limmy brought with him to the ring.
Jake Mercer: Where? I don’t see it.
Stew-O: His knee pads. He has glass shards all embedded within and on his knee pads for this match. We know that Limmy has some very dangerous knee strikes and the glass shards would just add extra damage.
Flannery McCoy: With everything that KAI-ZEN has done over the last month or so, nobody on this team is going to lose any sleep over watching KAI-ZEN getting sliced up. These four have aligned together for the sake of annihilating KAI-ZEN.
(Limmy enters the ring as “Enemy Strike” by YUKI HAYASHI starts playing as Myles enters the arena. He is strictly business as he heads right to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his tag team partners! First! From Melbourne, Australia. Weighing 225 pounds! Here is “PEAK” MYLES!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes the second of three former World Champions coming to the ring for Glass of Your Choice and I’m not gonna lie, I wonder what Myles chose to bring to the party… WAIT! IT’S A GLASS BOOMERANG!
Stew-O: That is awesome. I think it’s smart for Myles to bring a Glass Boomerang to this match. He gets a chance to throw that boomerang, he could slice up all of KAI-ZEN with one shot.
Jake Mercer: For the love of gawd! Out of all the things he could have picked, he picked a boomerang. Reminds me of that one time—
(Jake doesn’t get a chance to finish as Myles enters the ring and ‘Trophies’ by Drake starts to play. Seconds later, Joso enters the arena holding his glass of choice as he heads right to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Next! From The Bronx, New York! Weighing 206 pounds! Here is “THE NEW ERA” JOSO!
Jake Mercer: Leave it to Joso to come to the ring with a weapon like that. No wonder Joso don’t miss.
Flannery McCoy: From what I was told, that is not regular glass. That is Glass Panes made out of Obsidian. If you are going to win the match, you might as well do it with style.
Stew-O: Joso is a former Interwire Champion who is always a dangerous threat when it comes to being a competitor as he is more than ready to take on the opposition in this match.
(Joso enters the ring and carefully slides the panels into the ring as “Many Men” by 50 Cent starts playing as the crowd goes absolutely crazy for Chris Elite entering the arena. He is seen carrying a bag over his shoulder, presumably holding his glass of choice as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Rounding out the team! From Brooklyn, New York! Weighing 210 pounds! Here is “GAWD! GIVEN! GREATNESS!” CHRIS ELITE!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Chris Elite and this man is looking to get revenge over the group that has attacked him on multiple occasions. But I wonder what he is bringing to the ring for this match.
Jake Mercer: I saw him earlier backstage and asked him what his glass of choice was and do you believe what he said to me?
Stew-O: No, what?
Jake Mercer: He said “piss off, you Kaiser dickrider because you’ll find out when everybody else does”. How disrespectful. Watch it be something stupid like a bag of glass Nokia phones or something.
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol: Then again I can picture him saying that to you, so I guess we will find out during the course of this match what his glass of choice is.
Stew-O: Knowing Chris Elite, it is probably something creative and will cause a lot of pain. Which works in this match because causing pain is the name of the game. Will this quartet of former champions be able to put away this dangerous group>
(Elite enters the ring and joins the corner with his team as his music goes off. Seconds later, The lights suddenly go out, enveloping the stage in darkness. As ‘Arkadia’ by BABYMETAL plays, like stars in the night sky, circular spotlights come to life, casting their glow upon each member, who stand shoulder to shoulder. Ricky takes center stage, flag in hand, and as the electric guitar crescendos, he hoists the KAI-ZEN banner high. Simultaneously, the stage erupts in a burst of fiery red pyrotechnics. Together, they stride confidently down the ring, a unified force with Ricky proudly waving the KAI-ZEN flag at their side. )
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponents! Being accompanied to the ring by Ricky. At a total combined weight of 378 Kilos. Here is the team of PRINCE TOHRU! SHINZO SASAKI! MIG DE DECKER AND MITSU! They are KAI-ZEN!
Stew-O: Here comes the opposition and they are standing in solidarity as they head to the ring. Look at the arsenal they are bringing! MITSU has a pair of glass embedded gloves. Here comes Mig De Decker and I don’t know what his plan is but he isn’t carrying anything… not a smart strategy. Then we have Prince Tohru with a pair of glass tonfas… think old style batons. Last, but not least. Shinzo Sasaki doesn’t have anything either, but Shinzo is badass enough that he doesn’t need anything.
Jake Mercer: KAI-ZEN is determined to revolutionize the industry and provide the world with the much-needed reality check it so desperately needs. Can you imagine what would happen if they won this match? It would really further their cause, defeating three former World Champions in one match.
Flannery McCoy: Very true, and for fun fact, I believe this is only the second Glass of Your Choice match in the history of EAW and there is no doubt that this one will be the most violent. These two teams are glaring at each other and they are ready to go. Ref, you better go ahead and ring the bell.
(KAI-ZEN are already in the ring ready to fight their opposition as their music goes off. Ricky is standing at ringside away from the war zone as the referee doesn’t even bother checking all the participants as they call for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! Bell has rung and this is gonna be good. All eight competitors have set their items down for the time being and everybody is stepping up to the center of the ring, just glaring at each other. This match will be contested under Tornado Style rules. That means it’s going to be a giant free for all amongst the eight competitors.
Jake Mercer: The battle lines have been drawn. It’s almost like the calm before the storm. This kind of reminds me of that old movie Fistfight at the OK Corral.
Flannery McCoy: That is not the name of the mov– AND HERE WE GO! THE FISTS ARE FLYING AND WHAT A WAY TO START OFF GLASS OF YOUR CHOICE! ALL EIGHT COMPETITORS ARE JUST BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: This is just the very beginning of it, Flannery. The way this match is and with the weapons they brought, it almost guarantees that injury will occur before all is said and done. Listen to Ricky at ringside barking order and willing KAI-ZEN on.
Flannery McCoy: Part of me hopes that somebody gets hold of him and cracks a weapon over his skull. This was his fault to begin with. But look at the ring right now. The biggest portion of the brawl is between Chris Elite and Shinzo Sasaki. Remember that Shinzo beat Chris a few weeks ago on Dynasty.
Jake Mercer: Elite got what he deserved there, but I am still wondering what in the hell that bald weirdo brought with him for this match. WHAT A RIGHT HAND FROM SHINZO SASAKI SENDING CHRIS TO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: Remember that with the Tornado style rules, only a pinfall or submission will end this match, so these guys can just beat the hell out of each other until we get a fall or the EMTs have to come out to ringside, whichever comes first.
Stew-O: Sasaki has Elite on the ropes AND GOES TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP, BUT ELITE DUCKS IT AND SENDS SASAKI FLYING DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR! They are right next to Limmy and Prince Tohru, who have already been out there fighting.
Jake Mercer: Here comes MITSU and Mig De Decker coming around and interjecting themselves into the fight building on the outside, but right now the only people left in the ring are Chris Elite and Joso!
Stew-O: Joso and Elite look at each other for a second before nodding and hitting the ropes. Joso and Elite and running at full speed BEFORE THEY BOTH DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKE EVERYBODY DOWN OUTSIDE THE RING WITH STEREO SUICIDE DIVES!
Jake Mercer: It’s early in the match and no glass has been used yet, but listen to this crowd go absolutely crazy. Ohh I remember times like this. It was the last time we watched our Glorious Kaiser go up against—
Flannery McCoy: SHUT UP, JAKE! No wonder Elite called you a dickrider, but that’s enough of your life for the moment. Joso is back to his feet first and he grabs MITSU and brings him back to his feet before WHIPPING FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!
Stew-O: Joso walks over to his stash of Obsidian that he brought with him and he pulls out a smaller pane before walking over to MISTU AND JOSO TRIES TO CRACK MITSU IN THE HEAD WITH THAT OBSIDIAN PANE–
Flannery McCoy: MISTU GRABS HOLD OF IT AT THE LAST SECOND AND PREVENTS JOSO FOR CLOCKING HIM WITH IT! Now we have a tug of war of sorts going on between Joso and MITSU over that pane AND HERE COMES PRINCE TOHRU FROM BEHIND WITH ONE OF HIS TONFAS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Jake Mercer: I heard that the glass used to make Prince Tohru’s tonfas had to be reinforced so he could keep clobbering the hell out of people throughout the match without worry of them breaking early on. Gotta love custom made weapons.
Flannery McCoy: Absolutely. But right now, Joso loses grip of his obsidian pane and now MITSU has hold of the obsidian pane and rears it back BEFORE CRACKING JOSO IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH HIS OWN OBSIDIAN AND SHATTERING IT INTO PIECES!
Stew-O: Two on one assault to Joso by KAI-ZEN, BUT HERE COMES MYLES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE TAKING TOHRU OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR NOW! That leaves MITSU and Joso still battling it out.
Jake Mercer: MITSU pulls Joso back to his feet and he rears back to punch Joso in the face with that glass covered fist. This is going to be good. MITSU IS GOING TO MAKE JOSO BLEED–
Stew-O: OH MY GAWD! JOSO JUST STABBED MISTU IN THE COLLARBONE WITH THAT OBSIDIAN SHARD! MITSU IMMEDIATELY LETS JOSO GO AND GRABS HIS COLLARBONE IN PAIN!
Jake Mercer: I heard somewhere that obsidian is even sharper than standard glass so that pane shattering earlier might have backfired in MITSU’s face right there as Joso catches MITSU in the face with a European Uppercut.
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A SECOND! HERE COMES MIG DE DECKER WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON JOSO TAKING HIM DOWN ON THE MAT! It’s going to be hard for one team to keep the advantage with all the chaos that will be going on in this match.
Stew-O: As we get back to the action, Mig De Decker has just suplexed Joso on the floor once again, BUT HERE COMES LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A KNEE STRIKE ATTEMPT TO DECKER AND DECKER GETS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!
Flannery McCoy: What damage that knee would have caused if it would have connected, but Mig luckily avoided it at the right time AND DECKER IS LOOKING TO HIT A GERMAN SUPLEX ON LIMMY–
Jake Mercer: THE CZAR WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS HE GETS FREE FROM DECKER AND LIMMY COUNTERS WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! LUCKILY NO CONTACT WITH THE KNEEPAD!
Flannery McCoy: Now we are back to the ring for more action as Shinzo and Chris Elite are back in the ring still fighting it out and these two have not let up. Elite catches Shinzo with a right hand and staggers him back. Shinzo comes back AND ELITE IS LOOKING FOR HIS PATENTED “SNOOZE” UPPERCUT–
Stew-O: SHINZO STEPS BACK AND AVOIDS BEFORE CATCHING ELITE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! ELITE IS DAZED BEFORE SHINZO KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT YAKUZA KICK! Elite is down and could be out.
Jake Mercer: Sasaki has a dark glare in his eyes as goes to pick up Elite to possibly finish this match early. Elite is being brought back to his feet. Oh this reminds me of another match–
(SLICE!)
Stew-O: THERE’S MYLES WITH THAT GLASS BOOMERANG! THE EDGE OF THAT BOOMERANG CAUGHT SHINZO IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! DAMN! WE SEE THAT SHINZO IS STARTING TO BLEED FROM THAT CUT!
Jake Mercer: There’s something about the sight of blood that gets me so excited. More blood! More blood!
Flannery McCoy: If you ask me, I think he’s been smoking something to give him the same personality as Persephone. Anyways, Shinzo is not happy that Myles busted him open so SHINZO FIRES OFF A SUPERKICK THAT MYLES STEPS OUT OF THE WAY OF!
Stew-O: Myles grabs Shinzo by the back of the head AND JUST BIELS HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING LIKE THAT BOOMERANG HE THROUGH EARLIER BUT SHINZO WILL NOT COME BACK TO MYLES!
Flannery McCoy: Myles picks up that boomerang once more before he takes Shinzo over to one of the corners. Myles sits on the top turnbuckle AND HE STARTS TO CHOKE SHINZO WITH THE GLASS BOOMERANG!!
Jake Mercer: What a way to go! Death by glass boomerang. You can also see that SHINZO IS STARTING TO BLEED FROM THE NECK! THE PRESSURE OF THE GLASS BOOMERANG IS STARTING TO DIG AND SLICE INTO HIS NECK!
Flannery McCoy: Remember a pinfall or submission wins this! The only rule is that the fall must occur in the ring. It is not Falls Count Anywhere. So if Shinzo gives up here, the match is over. LOOK AT MYLES LEANING BACK ON THE TURNBUCKLE STRANGLING SHINZO EVEN MORE–-
Stew-O: TOHRU ONCE AGAIN WITH THE TONFA TO THE SKULL OF MYLES! MYLES DROPS THE BOOMERANG AND IN THE PROCESS DROPS SHINZO DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Elite is down. Limmy and Joso have been neutralized by Mig and MITSU as Tohru hops down off the apron and goes under the ring AND HE PULLS OUT A THICK GLASS PANE AND LEAVES IT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Tohru is back on the apron as Myles is still on the top turnbuckle as Shinzo has enough energy to hold onto Myles’ leg. Tohru is standing on the second rope as he tries to hook Myles up on the turnbuckle.
Jake Mercer: This is going to be dangerous right here as Myles is standing on the top turnbuckle trying to fight free AND SHINZO CLIMBS ON THE ROPES AND DELIVERS AN OVERHEAD CHOP TO MYLES!
Flannery McCoy: The Prince still has Myles hook and now he’s on the top rope AND HE LIFTS MYLES UP AND OVER THE ROPES AND RIGHT OUT TO THE ARENA FLOOR! SUPERPLEX THROUGH THAT SHEET OF GLASS! THAT SHEET SHATTERED AND WE CAN IMMEDIATELY SEE THAT MYLES’ BACK HAS BEEN COMPLETELY SLICED UP! LOOK AT THE BLOOD FLOW FROM HIS BACK!
Stew-O: NOT JUST MYLES! TOHRU HAS GLASS SHARDS IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND NECK AND HE’S STARTING TO BLEED AS WELL! HE TOOK MYLES OUT FOR THE MOMENT, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN HIMSELF OUT AS WELL!
Flannery McCoy: One member of KAI-ZEN sacrificing himself for the greater good of his entire team. During the chaos, Joso was able to roll into the ring AND HE KNOCKED SHINZO OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: NOW MIG DE DECKER CLIMBS BEHIND JOSO AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE SECOND ROPE! THE BACK OF JOSO’S HEAD HITS HARD ON THE MAT! That might have knocked the sense out of him right there.
Flannery McCoy: Joso has rolled onto his stomach and is on his knees trying to get back to his feet AND MIG DE DECKER PULLS AWAY THE COVERING OF HIS BOOT BEFORE HITTING A STRAIGHT KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! THAT WAS ALMOST A PUNT! AND JOSO HAS JUST LET OUT A YELL OF PAIN!
Stew-O: What in the hell just happened? The referee is in the ring checking on Joso after that kick to the head. The referee moves Joso’s hand and we see the blood starting to flow from Joso. Joso has experienced the flow of his own blood, but how in the hell did he get busted open? OHHHHHHH!
(Mig has a devilish smirk on his face as he completely removes the boot covering and shows that his boots are completely covered in shards of glass.)
Jake Mercer: Well look at that. Mig De Decker has been on a mission to bring back old school style wrestling and he certainly did with a trick like that. He had us believing that he didn’t bring anything, but he did the entire time.
Stew-O: Devious trick by Mig De Decker paid off as he successfully busted open Joso and he is in prime condition to possibly finish this match right here. Mig is using the tip of his boot to lift Joso back to his feet and he is cutting Joso’s face even more in the process with those glass covered boots.
Jake Mercer: Mig De Decker likes to go for the “Konkussion Kick” in this position. Joso is standing back up AND DECKER FIRES OFF THE “KONKUSSION KICK” BUT JOSO DUCKS OUT THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND–
Flannery McCoy: HERE COMES LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK CLOBBERING DECKER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND TAKING HIM DOWN! THE CZAR IS DONE PLAYING AROUND AS HE PICKS UP DE DECKER IN THE AIR AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH THE VERTICAL SUPLEX THAT ALMOST A BRAINBUSTER THE WAY THAT MIG LANDED ON HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: Mig rolls out of the ring to catch a breather as Limmy goes to help Joso back to his feet, BUT HERE COMES MITSU WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE TAKING DOWN BOTH LIMMY AND JOSO!
Flannery McCoy: Joso rolls out of the ring for a second as MITSU goes right to the former World Heavyweight Champion. MITSU is putting the boots to Limmy, who is fighting his way back to his feet before MITSU CLOBBERS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THOSE GLASS COVERED GLOVES!
Jake Mercer: You can see Limmy wince a little in pain as MITSU’s glass covered fists are piercing through his skin causing the blood to trickle down, but the power of The Czar is showing as Limmy is back to his feet.
Flannery McCoy: MITSU doesn’t look pleased that Limmy is back to his feet AS MITSU GOES FOR A STRAIGHT PUNCH TO THE FACE, BUT LIMMY CAUGHT IT! MITSU tries for a punch with the other fist, BUT LIMMY CATCHES THAT ONE AS WELL!
Stew-O: MITSU is in a mess of trouble as Limmy KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND TAKES HIM OVER WITH THE DOUBLE ARMED SUPLEX! MITSU gets back to his feet BUT HE JUST GOT CLOBBERED BY THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE FROM LIMMY!
Jake Mercer: That’s the move Limmy has been looking to hit the entire match because of those kneepads and he got it! Right in MITSU’s face and HOLY CRAP! THAT WAS A BULLSEYE SHOT BECAUSE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY MITSU IS WEARING THE CRIMSON MASK!
Stew-O: Good gawd! MITSU is just covered in blood as he falls to the mat and Limmy is right there to hook the leg for the first cover of the match!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE–
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: IT’S PRINCE TOHRU! BY THE GRACE OF GAWD, PRINCE TOHRU IS BACK TO HIS FEET AFTER THAT SUPERPLEX EARLIER AND HE BREAKS UP THE COUNT WITH THE TONFA TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: NOT JUST ONCE! TOHRU IS USING LIMMY’S HEAD AS A DRUM SET WITH THE REPEATED SHOTS TO THE SKULL AND HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE TO TRY TO BREAK THINGS UP, BUT HE CUT OFF AT THE PASS BY SHINZO SASAKI WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!
Stew-O: Here comes Mig De Decker back in the ring as he grabs hold of Chris and HE JUST HURLS ELITE OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE FLOOR! Now Shinzo is outside the ring and Mig helps him pull something out from under the ring—
Flannery McCoy: THEY HAVE ANOTHER GLASS PANE AND THEY ARE PUSHING IT INTO THE RING! I think they have decided where to put it as they pick it up and lean it in one of the corners of the ring.
Jake Mercer: It’s a three on one assault against the poor Czar as Tohru still has Limmy grounded and using one of his glass tonfas to choke Limmy.
Flannery McCoy: Mig and Tohru now have hold of Limmy AS THEY RUSH HIM FULL SPEED TO THE GLASS PANE IN THE CORNER AND USE LIMMY AS A BATTERING RAM AND SEND HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE GLASS PANE AND SHATTERING IT!
Stew-O: Limmy tried to block the shot as much as he could and you can see the blood on his forearms and neck from where the glass pane made contact with him. Now Shinzo is telling KAI-ZEN to bring Limmy to him.
Flannery McCoy: Shinzo is sitting on the top turnbuckle of another corner and he has GLASS KNUCKLES ON HIS FIST AND THEY HAVE LITTLE SHARDS STICKING OUT OF THE KNUCKLES! WHERE WAS SHINZO HIDING THOSE? IT DOESN’T MATTER RIGHT NOW AS THEY TOSS LIMMY TO SHINZO!
Stew-O: SHINZO HAS HOLD OF LIMMY HEAD AND HE IS LOOKING TO DRAG THOSE SHARDS ACROSS LIMMY’S FOREHEAD AND LOOK AT THE BLOOD STARTING TO FLOW FREELY FROM LIMMY’S FOREHEAD! Limmy is in a whole mess of trouble and he is at the hand of KAI-ZE–
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT? SOMETHING JUST CLOCKED SHINZO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREHEAD AND IT LOOKS LIKE… A BASEBALL? WHAT THE HELL IS A GLASS BASEBALL DOING IN THE RING?
Stew-O: LOOK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! IT’S CHRIS ELITE! HE’S REACHING INTO THE BAG HE BROUGHT AND NOW WE KNOW HE HAS A BAG FULL OF GLASS SPORTING BALLS!
Jake Mercer: Here I thought he was going to bring something stupid like a bag of glass Nokia phones or something. Look at Shinzo! Now he’s bleeding from the forehead. Good gawd! Now what does he have in his hands?
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite now has a couple of glass basketballs in his hands AND HE JUST THROWS THEM AT KAI-ZEN AND HE JUST HITS TOHRU AND DE DECKER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Stew-O: ELITE ISN’T PLAYING BASKETBALL, HE’S PLAYING VERY PAINFUL VERSION OF DODGEBALL AND THE GLASS BASKETBALLS HAVE CAUSED FRESH BLOOD TO FLOW FROM THEIR HEADS!
Flannery McCoy: Now Elite has a glass football in his hands and he walks over to Shinzo AND SPIKES IT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND IT DIDN’T BREAK! Elite grabs the football and places it in the center of the ring.
Jake Mercer: Now he grabs hold of Shinzo and pulls him in. Elite puts Shinzo in a hammerlock BEFORE DROPPING SHINZO WITH A HAMMERLOCK DDT RIGHT ON THE GLASS FOOTBALL! THE BALL SHATTERS AND CHRIS ROLLS SHINZO OVER FOR A COVER—
(CRASH!)
Flannery McCoy: MITSU! MITSU USES ONE OF THE BASKETBALLS AND CRACKS IT ON ELITE’S SKULL BEFORE PUNCHING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THOSE GLOVES!
Stew-O: The back of Elite’s head is bleeding as MITSU has the waistlock AND LIFTS CHRIS ELITE INTO THE GERMAN SUPLEX! MORE DAMAGE TO THE BACK OF ELITE’S HEAD AND MITSU BRIDGES UP FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: MYLES COMES IN AND BREAKS UP THE COVER! Where the hell has Myles been? He has been knocked out for half the match and he still has glass shards sticking out of his back after the superplex earlier.
Stew-O: Myles is back in the ring as Joso slides back into the ring and now everybody is slowly getting back to their feet. What a fight this has been this entire match. Every man has shed blood in this match. Even Limmy and MITSU are back up after the damage they took earlier. Limmy had to use the ropes, but he is up.
Jake Mercer: Each competitor has given their blood, sweat, and tears in this match and now that everybody is back in the ring covered in blood and glass, the battle lines are being redrawn… AND HERE WE GO AGAIN! THINGS HAVE BROKEN DOWN ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: WE HAVE ANOTHER BRAWL THAT HAS BROKEN OUT BETWEEN THESE EIGHT COMPETITORS! If you ask me, the referee needs a bonus for having to deal with these eight AND ONCE AGAIN PRINCE TOHRU WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH THE TONFA!
Stew-O: THAT TONFA CRACKED MYLES RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND MYLES IS STARTING TO BLEED FROM HIS TEMPLE AFTER THAT TONFA SHOT! Even after that shot, Myles is still on his feet and he bounces off the ropes-
Flannery McCoy: AND MYLES COMES BACK AND TOHRU WHIPS MYLES TO THE ROPES, BUT MYLES REVERSES! Tohru is sent for a ride as he comes back. Myles lifts him up AND CATCHES HIM WITH THE KNEE STRIKE! “VICTORIA” FROM MYLES!
Jake Mercer: That pop up knee strike sends Tohru up and out of the ring as the brawl continues. Now on the other side of the ring, we see that Mig De Decker has the “Laatste Adem” on Chris Elite. For those at home, that translates to be Last Breath. His version of the Guillotine Choke applied and if Elite experiences his last breath in that choke, KAI-ZEN wins this match.
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS STARTING TO FADE AND WHAT A HUGE VICTORY THIS WOULD BE FOR THE CAREER IF MIG DE DECKER COULD MAKE A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND HALL OF FAMER PASS OUT!
Stew-O: ELITE HAS DROPPED TO HIS KNEES AS IS STILL TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THE CHOKE! CHRIS ELITE IS STARTING TO SLOW DOWN AND I THINK HE IS ABOUT TO PASS OUT! IT’S OVER! MIG DE DECKER HAS WON THIS FOR KAI—-
(CRASH!)
Jake Mercer: MIG DE DECKER JUST GOT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH ANOTHER GLASS BASEBALL FROM CHRIS ELITE’S STASH OF WEAPONRY AND THAT FORCES DECKER TO RELEASE THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
Stew-O: De Decker is still on his feet AND CHRIS ELITE WITH OPEN YA MATA! V-TRIGGER BY CHRIS ELITE SENDS DIG DECKER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT TO THE FLOOR!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SHINZO SASAKI WITH HIS “BOOMERANG”! HANDSPRING ELBOW CATCHES CHRIS ELITE IN THE HEAD BUT JOSO CATCHES SHINZO WITH A DISCUS LARIAT TAKING SHINZO DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Joso quickly runs and grabs another small obsidian pane from his stash AND JUST CLOBBERS SHINZO IN THE HEAD WITH THE PANE SHATTERING IT INTO PIECES! Now he grabs hold of Shinzo and lifts him up in the air–
Stew-O: WAIT! HERE COMES LIMMY MONAGHAN! LIMMY GRABS HOLD OF THE OBSIDIAN SHARDS AND JUST DRAGS IT ACROSS SHINZO’S FOREHEAD AND THE BLOOD IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO FLOW ONCE MORE! LIMMY RETURNS THE FAVOR TO SHINZO FOR WHAT SHINZO DID EARLIER!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK AT THE POOL STARTING TO FORM BELOW SHINZO AND JOSO DROPS DOWN AND SPIKES SHINZO WITH THE SPIKE PILEDRIVER! SHINZO LANDS HARD AND HE ROLLS RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Most of KAI-ZEN have been neutralized as Joso and Limmy eye the biggest of the obsidian panes that Joso brought to the ring as they head over to the stash.
Jake Mercer: Joso and Limmy slide those bigger obsidian glass panes right into the center of the ring. They have KAI-ZEN right where they want them. Shinzo is down. Tohru is down. De Decker is down. They are all out of the ring and the only member of KAI-ZEN still left of the ring is MITSU.
Flannery McCoy: I think that they have decided that it’s time for MITSU to pay the price for what KAI-ZEN has done. He has been selected as the sacrifice. MITSU is up to his feet and he realizes that he is in a whole mess of trouble right now.
Stew-O: MITSU realizes that it’s four on one and things are looking grim for him. Now it’s his turn to experience how it feels when the numbers game isn’t in your favor.
Flannery McCoy: Uh oh. This is not good for MITSU as HE TRIES TO MAKE A BREAKAWAY AND GET OUT OF THE RING, BUT MYLES CATCHES HIM! MYLES HAS MITSU AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING THAT HE CAN DO ABOUT IT! THIS MIGHT BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR KAI-ZEN!
Jake Mercer: Myles puts MITSU in the pumphandle position BEFORE LIFTING HIM IN THE AIR BEFORE SPINNING AND DRIVING MITSU DOWN TO THE MAT WITH “DE FACTO”! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP!
Flannery McCoy: THE REST OF THE TEAM DOESN’T WANT TO LET MYLES HAVE ALL THE FUN! NOW IT’S JOSO’S TURN AS HE BRINGS MITSU BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE LIFTING MITSU UP IN THE AIR WITH THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER! JOSO FLIPS MISTU AROUND AND CLOBBERS HIM WITH “GRATEFUL DEATH”!
Stew-O: WHAT A KNEE LIFT BY JOSO AND MITSU IS STILL ON HIS FEET! HE HAS NO IDEA THAT CHRIS ELITE IS WAITING FOR MITSU TO TURN AROUND! MITSU IS STAGGERING ON HIS FEET BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND TO A WAITING CHRIS ELITE AND BAM! BOX! OFFICE! SMASH!
Jake Mercer: OH NO! SUPERKICK BY CHRIS ELITE AND MITSU GOES STUMBLING BACK RIGHT INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! OH COME ON! THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OVERKILL, DON’T YOU THINK? LIMMY KICKS MITSU IN THE GUT BEFORE HOOKING THE ARMS AND LIFTING MISTU IN THE AIR-
Stew-O: “IKOKU SOVEREIGNTY” BY LIMMY MONAGHAN! TIGER DRIVER RIGHT THROUGH THOSE GLASS PANES! LIMMY PULLS MITSU OUT OF THE WRECKAGE AS THE REST OF THE TEAM PLAYS DEFENSE TO PREVENT THE REST OF KAI-ZEN FROM TRYING TO INTERFERE AS LIMMY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Bullet VS Supernova’ starts playing again as Limmy rolls off of MITSU and sits on the mat catching his breath as Stephie love begins to announce the official decision of the match. )
Stephie Love: Here are your winners…
Stephie Love: THE TEAM OF MYLES, JOSO, CHRIS ELITE, AND LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Stew-O: What a match! These eight competitors wanted to get at each other in the worst way possible. We knew this was going to be a fight and this is exactly what we got.
Flannery McCoy: Both teams really brought it in this match and it was a verified bloodbath tonight. The blood flowed, the glass shattered, and pain was definitely guaranteed and achieved.
(Limmy is helped back to his feet by his team as the referee raises the winning team’s arms in victory as the rest of KAI-ZEN pull MITSU out of the ring and help him up as they leave the ring and start heading up the entrance ramp.)
Jake Mercer: This is like the good news and bad news situation. Good news is that THE CZAR WON! YAY!! Bad news is that KAI-ZEN didn’t win and they are no doubt going to be pissed with the result and are going to come back with a vengeance.
Flannery McCoy: While tonight isn’t going to sit well with KAI-ZEN, they shouldn’t be ashamed with the effort they put into this match. They fought hard and they were close to winning the match. Don’t expect KAI-ZEN to just fade away into the shadows. Ricky is going to make sure that somebody pays for this.
Stew-O: KAI-ZEN was looking to make a statement in this match and they proved that they are very determined fighters. Unfortunately, tonight was not their night. They will no doubt come back, but tonight belongs to Limmy, Joso, Myles, and Chris Elite. Congratulations once again to the winning team here at House of Glass.
(The final shot shows KAI-ZEN standing at the top of the entrance ramp still holding onto a still unconscious MITSU as they look down the entrance ramp before cutting to the winners in the ring raising their arms once again in victory before the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(A commercial plays for EAW 2K24 plays, featuring Adam Lucas, Donovan Duke and Milli Banks.)
(The camera cuts backstage to a positive reaction as Myles, Limmy Monaghan, Chris Elite, and Joso are seen celebrating their victory over KAI-ZEN, high fiving, and dapping each other up after a job well done, putting KAI-ZEN in their place.)
Limmy Monaghan: Nice work out there, guys. Seriously. We aren’t best friends by any stretch of the imagination, but tonight, we put that aside for one common goal, which was to put those jackasses in their place.
(Everyone nods along.)
Myles: Yeah. Now, hopefully, they leave us alone, so we can focus on what’s important, and that is the World Heavyweight Championship.
Joso: See, but there’s one small problem with that.
Myles: Which is?
Joso: To get to that Championship, you’ll have to go through me first.
Myles: I thought you said problem.
Chris Elite: Alright, calm down, Incredible Hulk. Look, we won tonight, and should celebrate that, not-
(Everyone’s mood goes from happy to annoyed as they hear clapping from off screen, which turns out to be from Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, who receives a chorus of boos from the audience, none of which she pays much attention to.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Congratulations on your big win out there, guys. You sure showed KAI-ZEN who’s boss!
(Kensingten is clearly being disingenuous with them, and sighs.)
Chris Elite: I knew my dickeating senses weren’t off. Seems that every time things are good, you show up to ruin things.
(Kensingten laughs it off.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Me? Ruin things for you? Why, I actually came here with very important news, BUT! If you have no interest in hearing it…
(Kensingten goes to walk off, but Chris Elite reluctantly speaks up.
Chris Elite: …wait.
(Kensingten smirks, and turns back around to face the group.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Ah, so you are smarter than you look, Chris.
Chris Elite: And what’s that supposed to mean?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh… nothing.
Joso: Are you gonna tell us this “very important news,” or just stand here, and waste our time?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Well, if you’d let me finish, I’d be able to. So, do us a favor, and shut your mouth.
(Joso clenches his fist, but Myles keeps him at bay, grabbing Joso by the shoulder, knowing it’s not worth it.)
Limmy Monaghan: Just tell us what the big news is.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Gladly! First off, I hate to break up this new faction. Really, I do. But understand, this teamwork has gone long enough, and it’s time for you to get back to what you’re moderately best at, which is singles competition!
(Kensingten excitedly claps, but the group doesn’t react.)
Myles: Yeah, that’s kinda what we were talking about before you first showed up.
Kensington-Calhoun Astor: Again, you didn’t let me finish. It’s the type of singles competition that’s important, because you may or may not know, we have an Elimination Chamber to prepare for.
(The crowd roars with cheers, excited about seeing an Elimination Chamber match, especially if it involves the gentlemen backstage, who exchange looks between one another, knowing each man could be across from them real soon.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: See? I knew that would peak your interest. But wait, there’s more! Because here’s something that’ll peak everybody’s interest. Myles, Limmy, you two are in the main event match next week on Dynasty… versus each other.
(Both Myles and Limmy look towards one another, and close the distance, standing face-to-face now, staring daggers at each other with the crowd cheering even louder in the background.)
Crowd: YES! YES! YES!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Nothing like a Pain for Pride rematch! But the question is: will the result be the same, or is Myles a dog that’s learnt new tricks? I mean, it’d be prettyyy embarrassing to lose once again to a guy, whose body is running off hopes and dreams at the moment.
(Myles breaks the staring between him and Limmy, and looks over to Kensingten, annoyed by her jab at him there.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: But it’s in your best interest to win, Myles, because winning guarantees you a spot in the Elimination Chamber. Meanwhile, losing… well, losing means you won’t be in it. So, I hope the two of you bring your “A” game. Then there’s… you two.
(Kensingten looks to Chris Elite, and Joso with disgust.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Chris, for your qualifying match, you’ll be facing the loser of Bronson Daniels versus SOSA Henderson.
Chris Elite: For once, you’ve said something that hasn’t pissed me off. It must be a full moon.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Ha-ha. Very funny. Just make sure to watch the main event closely, and as I told Myles, make sure to win on Dynasty. Because if you don’t, you’re not in it.
Chris Elite: Yes, I know what a qualifying match is.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Just making sure.
Joso: Alright, well, we know about Chris, we know about Limmy, we know about Myles, but what about me?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’m sorry, what about you? :comeagain:
(Joso rolls his eyes, growing increasingly annoyed.)
Joso: What’s my qualifying match?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, about that… you don’t have one.
Joso: …what?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I don’t know why you’re surprised. :mjlol: One thug in the Elimination Chamber is enough, don’t you think?
(Joso is seething with rage right now.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Quit staring at me like that before you wind like Tyrone. Suspended.
(Kensingten looks to Chris Elite.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Ya know, I hope your happy, Chris.
Chris Elite: And why’s that?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Duh. Because Tyrone’s suspension is just about all your fault, don’t you think?
Chris Elite: Not at all.
(Kensingten sighs, disappointed.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: No accountability. That’s the problem with you people. But if my memory is not mistaken, Chris, you’re the one who drawed out this thuggish, and disrespectful behavior from Tyrone. You gassed our colleague up to disrespect us, and undermine our authority. Your the reason why Tyrone is suspended, because we had to show that’s just not acceptable. So, instead of booing me, these fans should be booing you.
(The fans begin pouring with boos, obviously directed towards Kensingten.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: See? That’s the spirit.
(Joso storms off, his anger reaching a high, unable to stand in Kensingten’s presence anymore, unable to fathom everyone else getting opportunites to enter EC, and him not. Off screen, Joso can be heard destroying parts of the backstahe area, kicking boxes, and clearing tables.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: :yikes: Someone seems mad.
Chris Elite: I wonder why.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Welp! That’s all I’ve dropped by to say, and best of luck to all of you come Dynasty next week.
(Kensingten walks off, and the three men look to each other, visibly not agreeing with Persephone’s decision to exclude Joso, but focus on their matches next week with Myles and Limmy staring daggers into each other once more, tension through the roof as the camera zooms in before fading elsewhere.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING IS A GLASS WEAPONS MATCH!!
( The crowd roars in anticipation before “Stop Breathing” by Playboi Carti blasts through the speakers. It prompts an ear-deafening pop upon the arrival of Jake Smith, who stands on the stage and spreads his arm to pyro. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Atherton, California, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS ‘THE PROCESS,” JAAAAKEEE… SMIIIIIITTTHHHHHH!!
Flannery McCoy: We are minutes away from beginning what is bound to be a very physical match between two individuals who do not like each other at all. Jake Smith, the former EAW Answers World Champion, and one of the most popular, yet controversial Elitists of today, goes into battle with Andre Walker, the Kaiser, the man who owns the longest tenure records in two different championship divisions, who commands the squared circle like none other… and this all began at the very first Dynasty episode of the season… where Jake Smith drew his line in the sand and chose to go against The Kaiser.. and both men have been up in each other’s business ever since.
Stew-O: This is a war that has been brewing for more than four months, and it is all because Jake Smith aligned himself against Chris Elite earlier in the season… and in doing that, placed a ginormous target on his head… and the consequences were very brutal because Andre Walker responded by taking him out for weeks.. brutalizing him on live television, using him as a channel to send a message to Chris Elite at the time… and it is no doubt that Andre Walker, Albert Hitchman, and also Ronan Malosi have been able to have their way in the first half of this season… Andre captured the contract… and it was looking like was at the cusp of conquering Joso at Territorial Invasion…
Jake Mercer: …and at Territorial Invasion, that is where the coward Jake Smith, attacked The Kaiser while his back was turned, while he wasn’t paying attention and had the match thrown out with a cheap shot! Tell me this; where was Jake Smith when The Kaiser ripped the Gawd Contract right out of the hands of a beaten down Chris Elite. Oh, that is right, in the hospital, nursing his injuries, and he has the gall to come back and think that he can change things? The Kaiser already won the war against his own partner. There is nothing for Jake Smith in this situation, but I suppose the reward of redemption can drive a man to go to extremes to retrieve it… and that is Jake, knowing how powerful and dangerous the Kaiser is, going into this match. The Kaiser is going to show no mercy. He is going to absolutely obliterate him and maim him… and I am going to enjoy every second of it.
( As Jake Smith poses in the middle of the ring, his entrance theme dies out. The arena is filled with silent anticipation before “Leaving Caladan” by Hans Zimmer hits. A thunderous reaction is felt as Andre Walker jerks the curtain and begins to make his way out to the ring. Jake Smith looks on ready to exact his revenge, while Walker does the same, but hides it with stoicism and a smirk on his face. )
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! HAILING FROM THE ISLE OF SAMOA… WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE KAISSSSERRR,’ ANDDREEEE WALLLLLLLKKKERRR!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER IS HERE!! IN SAITAMA!! THE MAN WHO WILL SMASH JAKE SMITH! THE MAN WHO WILL FLATTEN JAKE SMITH!! THE MAN WHO WILL DESTROY JAKE SMITH!! THE MAN WHO WILL FINISH HIM OFF!! THE MAN WHO WILL CONQUER HIM!! THE MAN WHO WILL DOMINATE HIM!! THE MAN WHO WILL SLAY HIM! THE LONGEST REIGNING INTERWIRE CHAMPION! THE LONGEST REIGNING NEW BREED CHAMPION!! THE BEST WORLD CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!! ANDRE WALKER, THE KAISER!! TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS OF FLAWLESS DIAMONDS AND GOLD!! HE IS HERE IN THE FLESH!!
Stew-O: There is no doubt that when it comes to the conversation of who is the face of Elite Answers Wrestling, Andre Walker is one of the names that instantly come to mind. Andre Walker has dominated in everything that he has touched here in this company, and has established himself one of the most sought after talents not only in this company, but in the entire industry… Andre Walker is a serious threat, not to be underestimated, but on the contrary, some could say that Andre Walker is not in his full energy against Jake Smith. Walker might not be taking full precautions of Smith heading into this match, and that might be detrimental to his ability.
Jake Mercer: NA-NA-NA! ANDRE ISN’T UNDERESTIMATING ANYONE.. HE JUST BELIEVES HE IS BETTER THAN JAKE SMITH.. AND THAT ISN’T AN UNDERESTIMATION! THAT IS A FACT! ANDRE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!
Flannery McCoy: Well, if you are thinking about it, both men are still trying to return back to that place after taking huge losses at Pain For Pride. Andre Walker losing to Bronson Daniels and Jake Smith losing to Adam Lucas. It is clear that the outcome back in June, led to their reins being handed over to someone else. Bronson Daniels benefited greatly, who is now the reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion, and Adam Lucas, who has been the EAW Answers World Champion… and this was at the expense of both men… and both men are fighting not only to settle their four months of beef once and for all, but to also prove that this is still their game…
Stew-O: And only a select few is as cerebral as Jake Smith, who is as tactically and strategically sharp as him, but that is where Andre Walker comes in to be parallel to his abilities, perhaps be even greater… and we all have seen that Andre Walker has been to able to make everything go his way, most of the time, since the Pain For Pride events…
Jake Mercer: Uh-huh! I don’t know if you caught on, he just doesn’t give a fuck on what he does.. and he says whatever he wants.. and says whatever he wants…
Stew-O: That is true, b-
Jake Mercer: AND HE COUNTS THAT MONEY FOR FUN! YA-HOOO!!!
( The referee manages to contain both competitors on opposite side of the ring before he signals for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Flannery McCoy: This match is underway.. AND BOTH MEN SHARED THE SAME INTENTIONS AS THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER! Andre Walker and Jake Smith are not wasting any time here, bombarding each other with rapid left and rights. Walker seems to be winning this brawl, but Smith turns it around and corners him into the turnbuckle. Smith peppers him with more strikes up until Walker claws the top of his head and shoves him away. Smith falls onto his back and rolls onto his feet, but he EMERGES TO MEET A BIG BOOT FROM THE KAISER! AND NOW WALKER IS ALREADY FEELING HIMSELF HERE TONIGHT AS HE NOW RUNS THE ROPES… AND HE SWINGS FOR A LARIAT!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH DUCKS UNDER IT! AND HE NOW DEALS LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE KAISER.. BEFORE BOUNCING HIM OFF THE ROPES AND IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE OTHER DIRECTION.. AND JAKE WAS READY TO RECEIVE HIM OFF THE ROPES.. BUT ANDRE WALKER SCREECHES ON THE BRAKES, HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES, AND EXITS UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND SMITH IS NOT GOING TO GIVE HIM ANYTIME TO BREATH AS HE GOES UNDER, AROUND THE RINGPOST AND TRIES TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD! BUT ANDRE WALKER TRICKED HIM AND UPPERCUTTED HIM RIGHT IN THE JAW AND SMITH GOES TIMBER!
Jake Mercer: There is the unparalled IQ of the Kaiser, throw them ones up! I am surprised that this match didn’t start with a personal collar-and-elbow tie-up! Where is the feel out process between these two!
Flannery McCoy: I assure you, Jake, these two have felt each other long enough. No need for the formalities because we all know that they are going to rip each other here in Japan! Andre Walker thrusts Jake Smith into the barricade before holding onto his arm, and iRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! AND JAKE SMITH RAMS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! NO! JAKE SMITH TURNS IT AROUND AND ANDRE WALKER GOES COLLIDING INTO THE STEEL STEPS AGAIN! Smith brings Walker back up to his feet and throws him back into the ring, but Walker has different plans as he strikes him in the midsection… and HE THRUSTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Stew-O: Jake Smith fights back with even more punches, and Walker goes under the arm AND HOOKS HIM UP FOR A URANAGE! BUT SMITH SPIRALS OUT OF HIS CLUTCH.. AND SMITH WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT ROCKS THE KAISER… AND HE SHOOTS THE HALF, CLENCHES THE TIGHTS AND ELEVATES HIM INTO A SUPLEX POSITION.. HE IS GOING TO HAMMER THE KAISER THROUGH THE TABLE.. BUT WALKER SLIDES OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND SMITH FINDS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE POSITION FOR THE URANAGE!!
Flannery McCoy: AND WALKER HAS HIM IN THE AIR! BUT SMITH FINDS HIS HEAD IN MID-AIR AND DRILLS HIM ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A DDT! IT DOESN’T BREAK OUR TABLE, BUT YOU COULD HEAR WALKER’S SKULL CRACK AGAINST THE TOP OF IT! Andre Walker crutches the crown of his head as Jake Smith now wanders over to the apron and pulls up the sheets! The former EAW Answers World Champion is thinking of introducing the first glass weapon of this match. What is he thinking here?
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith brings out a decorative glass bowl! He must have gotten his stewards back in Atherton to bring this to his match… and I believe Smith’s course of action is to smash that glass bowl onto the head of Walker… and Walker is still recalibrating after that skull-crushing DDT onto our announce desk…
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH SMASHES THE GLASS BOWL ONTO THE SKULL OF THE KAISE–
Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER SIMPLY SMACKS THE GLASS BOWL OUT OF THE HANDS OF JAKE SMITH.. AND IT SHATTERS ONTO THE FLOOR! Smith did not see that coming, and he tries to right his wrong, but Walker overpowers and tosses him face first into the ringpost! Andre Walker sees the shattered glass on the floor and an imaginary lightbulb seemingly pops up over his head… Look at how smart and intelligent he is.. and I THINK HE IS LOOKING TO DRAG JAKE SMITH ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JAKE SMITH DESPERATELY HOLDS ONTO THE RINGPOST.. AND THERE IS A STRUGGLE BETWEEN BOTH COMPETITORS.. WHICH IS EVENTUALLY BROKE AS SMITH IS ABLE TO WHIP HIS LEFT FOOT AND SMACK IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF ANDRE WALKER.. AND WALKER IS STUNNED.. AND NOW SMITH COMES FROM BEHIND.. PUSHES HIM.. AND ANDRE WALKER GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE OTHER RINGPOST!! AND WALKER RICOCHETS BACK INTO THE DIRECTION OF A NECKBREAKER OF SMITH!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith gets back up, reassesses the situation and sees the glass shards. He has the same idea of Andre Walker and snatches his feet… Walker blocks it and punches him right in the mouth. Smith collapses to his knees and Walker gets up. Walker kicks the midsection and puts him into a powerbomb position! AND HE LOOKS TO DEAL BIG DAMAGE POWERBOMBING HIM ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS! BUT SMITH WITH ELBOWS TO THE CROWN OF THE HEAD.. HE ESCAPES FROM THE SITUATION.. AND HE HOOKS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER FIGHTS OUT OF THE SUPLEX POSITION.. SAVING HIMSELF FROM BEING DROPPED ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS!! AND WALKER NOW IRISH WHIPS JAKE INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH HOPS OVER THE STEEL STEPS, MISSING THE IMPACT.. AND THE KAISER NOW SPRINTS BEHIND HIM.. USING THE STEEL STEPS TO PROPEL HIM OVER AND ABOVE HIS OPPONENT!!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE SMITH MET HIM AT THE STEEL STEPS.. STEPS OFF THE SIDE OF THE APRON.. AND DRILLS THE KAISER WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI! WHAT A MEETING IN THE MIDDLE THERE AS JAKE SMITH SENDS THE KAISER PACKING BACK NEAR TOWARDS THE GLASS SHARDS.
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith rolls back into the squared circle.. and looks to go aerial here as he runs the ropes… He sees Andre Walker leaning up against the apron.. and HE LOOKS TO DELIVER A PRECISION BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE FACE OF THE KAISER…. BUT WALKER EVADES IT.. JUMPS UP!! AND BLASTS HIM WITH A DRIVE-BY DROPKICK!! AND ANDRE SITS ON THE APRON WHILE SMITH CRAWLS AWAY!
Stew-O: Andre Walker pandering to the crowd here, soaking in their reaction before he gets off and focuses his attention back onto his opponent. Andre Walker grabs him and forcingly stuffs his head right into the edge of the apron! Walker is pressuring his opponent here and the ax hammers his head into the apron! The Kaiser now brings him towards the glass shards.. With a fistfull of his hair.. He kneels down with the intention to just mop his face against the glass shards.. I don’t even think anyone would find him appealing after this point!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith is about to lose all his sponsorships because when the Kaiser is done with him, he is going to look like a Tarkat victim! Andre Walker now brings his face closer to the ground, but he becomes bewildered as Jake Smith starts to struggle out of it! Smith is showing heart and determination here against the Kaiser, but not for long as Walker sticks his knee into the midsection. Smith isn’t a fighter anymore as Andre Walker is now going to SLAM HIM DOWN ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE SMITH UNEXPECTEDLY CARRIES THE KAISER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HE IS NOW GOING TO DEPOSIT HIM ONTO THE PILE OF SHARDS–
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER WITH ROBUST ELBOWS TO THE TOP OF THE SHOULDER.. FIGHTING OUT OF IT AND NOW LOOKING TO FINALLY SLAM HIM DOWN!! BUT JAKE REVERSES IT ONCE AGAIN..
Stew-O: OWWW!!! SMITH WINS THE EXCHANGE AS HE HAS SUCCESSFULLY DROPPED THE KAISER ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!! JAKE SMITH GOT A COUPLE OF SHARDS ON HIS TRAPS, BUT IT IS ANDRE WALKER WHO NOW HAS PLENTY OF SHARDS EMBEDDED ALL OVER HIS BACK!! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER HAS BEEN THROUGH MUCH WORSE! THIS IS A CHILD’S PLAY TO HIM!
Flannery McCoy: YOU MAY BE RIGHT, BUT THE EXPRESSION WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE SAYS OTHERWISE!! HE IS IN ANOTHER WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT HERE COURTESY OF JAKE SMITH!
Stew-O: Jake Smith gets up to his feet and thinks of what to do next. Andre Walker is still laid out, trying to cope with the glass shards ocean deep into his spine, while Smith has his eyes set on the steel steps. He detaches it and carries it over his shoulders. Smith showing his underrated strength and power as he now IS RIGHT OVER ANDRE WALKER!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH DRIVES THE STEEL STEPS INTO THE MIDSECTION OF WALKER… APPLYING EXCRUCIATING PRESSURE.. AND THUS, BURYING THE GLASS SHARDS IN HIS BACK EVEN MORE INTO THIS FLESH! JAKE SMITH IS A MADMAN!! SMITH IS JUST PRESSING THE STEPS INTO HIM MERCILESSLY WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND WE NEVER SEE THE KAISER LOOKING LIKE THIS!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! THE KAISER DOING KAISER THiNGS AS HE NOW SEEMS TO OVERPOWER SMITH.. AND HE STARTS TO TILT THE STEPS AND SMITH IS TRYING TO PUSH IT BACK..
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE WALKER IS TOO POWERFUL.. AND HE IS PUSHING THE STEPS BACK.. ALL WHILE DEALING WITH THE AGONIZING SHARDS.. AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS ARE IN A POWER STRUGGLE WITH THE STEPS!! WHO WILL WIN THIS EXCHANGE!!
Jake Mercer: NO! JAKE SMITH HAS HIM PRESSED AGAINST THE RINGPOST.. BUT THE KAISER FORTUNATELY IS ABLE TO PUSH IT AWAY AND NOW IT FALLS FROM BOTH OF THEIR HANDS.. AND BOTH TRY TO ACT FAST! AND IT IS THE KAISER AT FIRST, WHO ROCKS SMITH WITH A GOLIATH HEADBUTT! Smith is sent a couple of steps back! Walker pushes him into the ring and rolls underneath the ropes. What does he have planned here!??!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE IS MAKING HIS ROUNDS.. BEFORE HE SETS FLY HIGH INTO THE SKIES.. AND DESCENDS TO DELIVER A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO JAKE SMITH!! …and Walker isn’t going for a cover here and I think he just wants to torture Smith… and that is nothing new for him as he now floors Jake with a snapmare takedown… and HE BLASTS HIM IN THE SPINE WITH A PUNCH.. AND HE ISN’T DONE.. AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A VOLATILE ELBOW TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD… AND ANDRE DEALS ANOTHER ONE.. AND ANOTHER ONE.. AND ANOTHER ONE.. AND HE JUST BASHING SMITH’S SKULL IN!
Stew-O: It is no doubt that Jake Smith has angered the Kaiser putting the shards in that back and he is dealing with the consequences. It seemed like Smith had an answer for everything Walker was going for, but we are seeing what always happens when Andre Walker is in the ring. It is the way that he commands the squared circle like a ring general. This is dominance like none other. Dominance that made him the longest-reigning New Breed Champion, the longest reigning EAW Interwire Champion. It is dominance that is right now, overwhelming Jake Smith!
Jake Mercer: Your journalism couldn’t be more spot on, Stew-O! ..and now Andre Walker looking to slow down this match and methodically wear down Jake Smith with a sleeper hold here. The world has always seen Jake Smith to be a very spirited individual, but everyone knows that when you chop it up with the Kaiser, that your spirit will be rendered no more at the end of it! He is a cerebral assassin! He will break you down! He will ruin you mentally and physically.. and Walker has only begun in that process with Jake Smith!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith has been in many situations where his mental and physical were being toyed with, and he always been the one doing it, so it is expected of him to know what he is dealing with… and here it is now as Smith is starting to feel impelled to fight out of the sleeper hold! He is on his full feet, sending elbows to the back of his head.. but WALKER MERCLIESSLY BEATS DOWN ON HIS CHEST.. AND WALKER TIES HIM BACK INTO THE SLEEPER HOL–
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH INSTANTLY DROPS DOWN RIGHT BEFORE HE COULD FULLY LOCK IT BACK IN.. AND JAKE SMITH WITH AN UP KICK TO THE JAW THAT ROCKS THE KAISER!! ANDRE WALKER IS STUNNED AS SMITH GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW JAKE SMITH LOOKS TO SPIKE ANDRE WALKER WITH A BACKSTABBER– BUT WALKER HOLDS TIGHT ONTO THE ROPES, AND SMITH HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FALL AND ROLL BACK ONTO HIS FEET!! AND NOW WALKER RUNS THE ROPES..
Stew-O: WALKER MAKES HIS ROUNDS AGAIN.. AND HE SOARS UP FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SMITH SNATCHES HIS ARMS IN MID-AIR AND SPINS HIM AROUND RIGHT INTO POSITION FOR THE BROKEN WINGS! THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE WALKER SPINS OUT OF IT.. AND CARRIES HIM INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! HERE COMES THE SAMOAN DROP!! BUT JAKE SMITH REVERSES THE SAMOAN DROP INTO A BACKSTABBER OUT OF NOWHERE!! AND WALKER IS STUNNED AS SMITH TAKES A WHILE AND ROLLS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING… HE IS SMART NOT TO WASTE TIME ON A PIN HERE AS HE AWAITS FOR THE EMERGENCE OF THE KAISER!!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE DELIVERS A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW OF THE KAISER.. WALKER REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! AND HE LOOKS TO ANSWER BACK WITH A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE!! BUT SMITH REVERSES IT INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP.. AND HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET.. AND CONNECTS WITH A PRISTINE BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF WALKER’S HEAD.. AND NOW WALKER RETREATS TO THE RINGSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: THAT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THE RIGHT MOVE FOR ANDRE WALKER.. AS NOW SMITH RUNS THE ROPES.. AND SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES!! TO ISSUE A BULLET TRAIN TOPE SUICIDA TO HIM!!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WALKER SNATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!! AND TOSSES HIM TOWARDS THE RAMP WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! DID YOU SEE THE DISTANCE THAT HE ACCOMPLISHED WITH THAT TOSS!?!? JESUS CHRIST!! AND I GOT TO MENTION THE SOUND THAT IT MADE WHEN SMITH’S LOWER BACK CONNECTED WITH THE RAMP MATERIAL!! THAT’S GOT TO HURT!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker gets up to his feet.. and he seems offended with the speed of Smith’s emergence back to his feet… and he takes it into his own hands.. and HE GRABS A HANDFUL OF HIS HAIR.. AND HE WHIPS JAKE SMITH’S HEAD BACK INTO THE RAMP.. AND THAT’S GOT TO CAUSE SOME WHIPLASH.. A HAIR WHIP STO FROM THE KAISER… AND NOW ANDRE TURNS AROUND AND HAS HIS EYES ON THE APRON.. HE MIGHT BE THINKING OF INTRODUCING HIS OWN WEAPON INTO THE MATCH!
Stew-O: Andre Walker slowly heads to the apron, kneels down to put over the sheets. He peaks under, looking for his weapon of choice, and he looks out with a smirk on his face as he has found it.. but JAKE SMITH COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! AND LATCHES ONTO THE BACK OF ANDRE WALKER.. AND WALKER LETS GO OF THE WEAPON BEFORE REVEALING IT AND TRIES TO SHAKE SMITH OFF HIM!! AND SMITH IS STARTING TO OVERWHELM THE KAISER!
Flannery McCoy: AND ANDRE WALKER ENDS UP PUSHING HIM AWAY! AND JAKE RUNS RIGHT BACK INTO HIM!! HE IS NOT DONE WITH HIM!! WALKER POPS HIM UP INTO THE ROPES! JAKE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES.. BUT HE REBOUNDS RIGHT INTO A DEVASTATING LARIAT FROM THE KAISER!! WHAT A LARIAT!!
Stew-O: AND NOW THAT JAKE SMITH IS NEUTRALIZED FOR THE TIME BEING!! ANDRE WALKER GOES BACK TO WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO.. AND THAT IS GET HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE.. HE KNEELS BACK DOWN AND PULLS IT OUT!
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER BRINGS OUT A GLASS TRIDENT!! LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL! LOOK AT THE GIRTH! LOOK AT HOW LONG IT IS!! THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED FROM THE KAISER! JAKE SMITH IS SO DONE FOR!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER ALMOST SALIVATING AS HE ADMIRES THE GLASS TRIDENT IN HIS POSSESSION.. AND HE NOW LOOKS FOR JAKE SMITH.. BUT WAIT.. WHERE IS JAKE SMITH!
Stew-O: Andre Walker looks confused as he starts looking around ringside… He looks over the barricade, the announce table, and starts to investigate under the apron… And he doesn’t turn up and brings one more apron sheet back u–
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH BLOWS GLASS DUST RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF ANDRE WALKER!! AND WALKER DROPS THE GLASS TRIDENT.. IT LUCKILY DOESN’T BREAK UPON IMPACT!! WALKER’S SIGHT HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY BLINDED FOR THE TIME BEING!! AND NOW JAKE SMITH SCRAMBLES TO DEAL MORE DAMAGE TO THE KAISER!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH LOOKS TO HIS SIDE.. AND CONFRONTS A MEMBER OF THE EAW UNIVERSE IN THE FRONT ROW.. AND HE LENDS HIS HAND AND GESTURES THEM TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING!! MEANWHILE, ANDRE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS!!
Jake Mercer: AND THE FAN GIVES JAKE SMITH A BOTTLE OF TEREMANA TEQUILA!!! HOW DID HE SNEAK THAT INTO THE ARENA!! COVER THE CAMERA RIGHT NOW! THIS IS NO TIME FOR A PROMOTIONAL AD!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH POSES IN THE CAMERA WITH THE TEREMANA, TAKES A QUICK SIP AND HE NOW SILENTLY APPROACHES ANDRE WALKER FROM BEHIN!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH SMASHES ANDRE WALKER IN THE HEAD WITH THE TEREMANA BOTT–
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER SHOULD NOT BE MISTAKEN FOR A DUMMY AS HE WAS ABLE TO SENSE IT FROM A MILE AWAY.. AND HE SNATCHES A GLASS BOTTLE FROM THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA AND USES IT TO DEFEND HIMSELF… SMASHING IT RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD… SMITH, ALONG WITH THAT TEREMANA BOTTLE, GOES DOWN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES… AND ANDRE WALKER SEEMS TO BE RESTORING HIS EYE VISION RIGHT BOUT NOW!
Stew-O: Andre Walker still trying to shake the glass dust from eyes, wiping them even worsening the symptoms, meanwhile Jake Smith is sluggishly using the steel steps to get up to his feet after receiving the glass bottle to the side of the head. Walker seems better now as he leans his opponent up against the ringpost.. and HE POUNDS HIS CHEST WITH A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK.. AND YOU COULD HEAR THAT AROUND THE SAITAMA SUPER ARENA.. AND WALKER WITH A SECOND ROUNDHOUSE KICK.. AND A THIRD ONE..
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER NOW TAKES A COUPLE OF STEP BACK, POWERING UP FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT MIGHT SPILL HIS INTESTINES.. AND WALKER WHIPS FORWARD.. BUT JAKE SMITH LUNGES OUT OF THE WAY!! AND WALKER SMACKS HIS SHIN AGAINST THE RINGPOST!! NO!!! THAT WAS A MISTAKE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is hopping on one foot at ringside, favouring the leg that inadvertently collided into the ringpost, and here comes the opportunistic Jake Smith! AND HE SENDS THE KAISER TUMBLING OVER THE BARRICADE WITH A NORTHERN LARIAT.. and now Smith paces around ringside before going to the apron and INTRODUCING A SHEET OF LIGHT TUBES INTO THE FOLD!
Stew-O: WE ARE STARTING TO GET EVEN MORE EXTREME… AND JAKE SMITH WANDERS OVER TO WALKER AND ATTEMPTS TO PULL HIM BACK TOWARDS RINGSIDE OVER THE BARRICADE.. BUT ANDRE WALKER WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE NECK AND APPLIES A SLEEPER ON SMITH FROM BEHIND THE BARRICADE!! SMITH IS IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION HERE!!
Flannery McCoy: And Andre Walker now pulls Jake Smith from out of ringside and over the barricade.. and now both men are in the front row section!
Stew-O: Everyone here in Saitama roars on as Walker continues to have him enveloped in the sleeper hold.. but that might not be for long as SMITH DETACHES ONE OF THE SHARDS IN THE KAISER’S BACK AND DIGS IT INTO THE RIGHT FOREARM OF WALKER.. AND WALKER’S CLUTCH GROWS WEAKER.. BUT THE SLEEPER REMAINS CINCHED IN…
Jake Mercer: AND SMITH LETS GO OF THE SHARDS AND STARTS THINKING OF ANOTHER MOVE.. AND HE SEES A FAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM… AND HE STEPS OFF THE PROTRUDING BELLY OF THE HIGH CALORIE FAN AND WALKER CRUMBLES UNDERNEATH THE BODY WEIGHT OF SMITH.. AND SMITH ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE NOW ADMINISTERS A SLEEPER HOLD OF HIMSELF!! TALK ABOUT ORIGINALITY!! TRYING TO COPY THE KAISER! OFTEN IMITATED, BUT NEVER DUPLICATED!
Flannery McCoy: IT IS NOW THE KAISER’S TURN TO FEEL THE PRESSURE OF THE SLEEPER HOLD.. BUT WALKER QUICKLY BACKS UP INTO HIM AND SMITH IS NOW PRESSED AGAINST THE BARRICADE.. AND SMITH CAN FEEL THE GLASS SHARDS IN THE BACK OF THE KAISER BEGINNING TO POKE HIM IN THAT STOMACH.. AND SMITH QUICKLY LETS GO TO THE SHARP PAIN.. ALLOWING ANDRE TO NOW POUNCE ON HIM WITH REPEATED BACK ELBOWS TO THE FACE.. AND NOW ANDRE STEPS AWAY.. AND PUSH KICKS JAKE SMITH RIGHT OVER THE BARRICADE, SENDING HIM BACK TO RINGSIDE!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith just got sparta kicked right in front of us into ringside and now after the fight spilled out into the audience, they’re bringing it back to the ring… Smith is struggling to get up to his feet in the middle of the ring meanwhile Andre Walker swings in the balance in the corner.. AND WALKER NOW APPROACHES HIM.. AND GOES FOR THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! AND THE KAISER TAPS HIM–NO! THE COWARD SNATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND CATCHES HIM IN POSITION FOR THE PROPHETIC ROLLING CUTTER!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER SMARTLY DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND SNATCHES HIS LEG TO CINCH IN A KNEEBAR ON SMITH! SMITH IS TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, GETTING HIS LEG MANIPULATED WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! AND WALKER MIGHT BE THINKING OF TEARING HIS KNEE OFF HIS JOINTS.. BUT JAKE SMITH HAS DIFFERENT PLANS AS HE BEGINS TO SWIM HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES! JAKE SMITH IS ALMOST THERE!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH IS ABLE TO GET HIS HAND RIGHT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT ANDRE WALKER REFUSES TO LET GO OF THE KNEE BAR! AND THE REFEREE HAS NO INFLUENCE HERE AS THIS IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH.. AND ROPE BREAKS DO NOT APPLY IN THIS SITUATION.. AND JAKE SMITH NOW FURTHER SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND I THINK HE DESPERATELY SCRUMMAGES UNDER THE APRON TO GRAB SOMETHING TO BREAK THE KNEEBAR!
Flannery McCoy: AND ANDRE WALKER CONTINUES TO PULL BACK ON HIS KNEE.. AND THAT IS ONLY UNTIL JAKE SMITH GRABS A GLASS SPHERE.. AND SMASHES IT ONTO THE RIGHT KNEE OF THE KAISER.. AND ANDRE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO AND HOLDS ONTO HIS KNEE!! AND IF THE SHARDS IN THE KNEE WEREN’T ENOUGH.. NOW HIS KNEE MIGHT EVEN BE SHATTERED INTO PIECES AS WELL!!
Stew-O: BRILLIANT MOVE BY THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION TO ESCAPE THE KNEE BAR.. AND NOW JAKE SMITH SLIDES INTO THE RING.. AND HE DRILLS HIS RIGHT KNEE WITH A SUPERKICK.. AND NOW SITS HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.. TAKES FLIGHT.. AND LOOKS TO FLIP ANDRE WALKER OVER INTO THE HELL ABOVE CANADIAN DESTROYER!!
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER LAUNCHES HIM AND SLAMS HIM RIGHT DOWN WITH A SAMOAN DROP FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! BUT WALKER QUICKLY DROPS TO A KNEE AS A RESULT TO THE GLASS SPHERE COLLISION, BUT HE IS ABLE TO SHAKE IT OFF AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: AND RIGHT WHEN JAKE HAD THE ADVANTAGE.. THE KAISER WAS ABLE TO FIX THE SITUATION INSTANTLY.. AND NOW SMITH RESTS AGAINST THE APRON, RIGHT BESIDE THE RINGPOST… AND NOW ANDRE WALKER SPRINTS AROUND THE RING.. AND SHOOTS RIGHT TOWARDS SMITH.. AND LOOKS FOR ANOTHER DRIVE-BY DROPKICK–
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH INTERCEPTS THE DRIVE-BY DROPKCIK WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SHELLSHOCKS THE KAISER RIGHT ON THE APRON.. AND NOW SMITH QUICKLY TAKES ADVANTAGE.. AND HE GRABS ONTO THE LEGS FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE RINGPOST.. OH NO! I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING FOR HERE!
Jake Mercer: NO!! JAKE SMITH PULLS KAISER BY THE LEGS TOWARDS THE RINGPOST.. AND THE FAMILY JEWELS GO CRASHING INTO THE RINGPOST!! THIS SHOULDN’T BE LEGAL! DISQUALIFY HIM RIGHT NOW!! YOU ARE RUINING THE BLOODLINE!! AND NOW JAKE SMITH REPEATEDLY WHIPS HIS RIGHT LEG INTO THE RINGPOST.. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Stew-O: AND WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE??! JAKE SMITH, AFTER VIOLENTLY SMASHING HIS RIGHT LEG INTO THE RING POST.. NOW PUTS HIS FOOT IN.. AND ADMINISTERS A FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK THROUGH THE RINGPOST!! AND NOW ANDRE WALKER SCREAMS IN PAIN.. BUT, THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS IT IS OUTSIDE THE RING, BUT I DON’T THINK JAKE WANTS TO WIN WITH THIS… HE WANTS TO MAKE HIM FEEL ALL THE PAIN THAT HE HAS FELT IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS.. AND JUDGING BY THE FACE OF THE KAISER… HE IS VERY MUCH SUCCEEDING IN THAT FACET!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH CONTINUES THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK ON THE RINGPOST.. BEFORE LETTING GO AND ROLLING ANDRE WALKER BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING.. AND HERE IS NOW, THE PROCESS IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND ANDRE IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES! AND SMITH LOOKS TO DESCEND DOWN FOR THE CANADIAN DESTRO–
Stew-O: ALBERT HITCHMAN JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, DISTRACTING SMITH!! AND NOW ANDRE WALKER CATCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE CHIN WITH A UPPERCUT.. ALBERT NOW STEPPING INTO THIS MATCH.. AND NOW HE SLUGGISHLY CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLES TO BE ON THE SAME PLAYING FIELD OF SMITH.. AND NOW ANDRE BEGINS TO PUMMEL HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS… PROBABLY FUELED BY THE ANGER OF THE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN SUSTAINED TO HIS RIGHT LEG!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK! JAKE SMITH IS STARTING TO FIGHT HIM OFF WITH HEADBUTTS… AND ANDRE WALKER LOSES BALANCE.. AND CRUMBLES TOWARDS THE APRON SOFTLY.. AND NOW JAKE SMITH IS LOOKING TO FINALLY CONNECT IT!! WILL IT BE THREE TIMES, THE CHARM FOR JAKE SMITH!??! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS!
Stew-O: NO! ANDRE WALKER HAD IT SCOUTED YET AGAIN.. AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST.. AND LAUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE APRON… AND JAKE SMITH GETS FOLDED ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK.. AND THAT MIGHT JUST BE IT FOR JAKE SMITH TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH WITH AN UGLY LANDING ONTO THE APRON.. BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE, AS IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE, WALKER’S LEGS WERE TREMBLING AND NO DOUBT, THAT IF THEY WERE HEALTHY, THERE COULD HAVE BEEN MORE HORSEPOWER IN THAT THROW THAT COULD POTENTIALLY END THE CAREER OF JAKE SMITH!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith has bought himself some time going for the leg… Some dastardly actions instead of fighting like a man. No surprise coming from Jake Smith… but that is the one thing that has stopped Andre Walker from already killing him… and now he learns! That belly-to-belly suplex is just the beginning of this torture session courtesy of the Kaiser! And now Andre, after coping with the leg pain, gets up to his feet, breathing through the agony and… now Andre is now in a different energy right now…
Flannery McCoy: AND ANDRE WALKER HOOKS SMITH BY THE SIDE! AND HE PLANTS HIM ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH WITH A HIGH-ANGLE URANAGE!! AND NOW JAKE SMITH GETS A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.. AS HE NOW FEELS THE PAIN THAT ANDRE FELT EARLIER! AND NOW ANDRE GIVES HIM NO SECOND TO RECUPERATE AND BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: AND JAKE SMITH IS STILL STRUGGLING TO GET UP ONTO ALL FOURS… MEANWHILE, ANDRE WALKER STANDS IN THE CORNER.. AND LENDS A HAND TO ALBERT HITCHMAN.. WHO SEES THE SIGNAL AND LOOKS UNDER THE APRON! WHAT DOES THE KAISER THINK HERE?!?! MAYBE HE IS GOING TO GET A RPG AND BLOW JAKE SMITH UP!?!
Flannery McCoy: THAT IS NOT A GLASS WEAPON.. AND GET THE CAMERA RIGHT UP THERE.. AS IT SEEMS… THAT ALBERT HITCHMAN HAS SLIDED IN A NEW GLOVE FOR THE RIGHT HAND OF THE KAISER.. BUT THAT IS NO ORDINARY GLOVE.. THAT IS A GLOVE DIPPED IN GLASS SHARDS!! IF HE USES THAT TO HIT THE SUPERMAN PUNCH ONTO JAKE SMITH.. HE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE TO PUT HIM THROUGH HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW JAKE SMITH HAS FINALLY GOTTEN HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET.. AND ANDRE WALKER IS READY TO POUNCE.. AND NOW THE KAISER SPRINGS OUT OF THE CORNER! AND HE LEAPS!! AND CONNECTS ON THE BULLSEYE WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH SNATCHED THE INCOMING ARM AND DRAGS HIM DOWN INTO POSITION FOR THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE!! ANDRE WALKER MIGHT BE ON THE PRECIPICE OF SPOUTING HIS FAMOUS LAST WORDS HERE.. AS SMITH GOT THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE CINCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.. WHAT A SENSATIONAL COUNTER TO REVERSE THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE KAISER! AS HE TRIES TO HAMMER HIS HEAD IN WITH THE GLOVE OF SHARDS…. BUT SMITH IS ABLE TO EVADE THE STRIKES.. AND NOW SMITH BEGINS TO SOFTEN THE KAISER UP WITH CLUBBING ELBOW SMASHES.. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.. AND THE KAISER IS STARTING TO LOSE LIFE!! BUT HE WAKES BACK UP AND TRIES TO SMASH HIM WITH THE MODIFIED GLOVE!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAKE SMITH ALMOST GETS STRIKED WITH THE SHARDS.. BUT HE ADAPTS.. AND NOW GRABS HIS RIGHT WRIST.. AND HE NOW FORCES HIS OWN HAND INTO HIS OWN FACE.. HE HAS MODIFIED THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS INTO A POSITION WHERE ANDRE IS BEING HARMED BY HIS OWN WEAPON OF CHOICE.. BUT ANDRE IS TRYING HIS BEST TO BLOCK THIS ATTEMPT!!
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER IS ABLE TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM GETTING INADVERTENTLY FISTED BY HIMSELF.. AS HE NOW MUSCLES THE SKINNY SMITH.. AND MOUNTS ON TOP OF HIM!! AND HE BEGINS POUNCING ONTO HIM WITH THE GLOVE… BUT SMITH IS ABLE TO SNATCH THAT ARM INTO THE LEG SCISSORS AND TRIES TO TRANSITION HIM BACK INTO THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! ANDRE WALKER HAD IT SCOUTED.. AS HE NOW PLUCKS JAKE SMITH OFF THE CANVAS!! AND LAUNCHES HIM THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! AND THAT HAS TO NEUTRALIZE THE PROCESS FOR NOW!!
Stew-O: WHAT A SCARY GERMAN SUPLEX AS NOW ANDRE WALKER ROLLS AWAY AND GETS UP INTO THE CORNER.. SMITH IS SOMEHOW WINDING UP TO HIS FEET, QUICKER THAN WE EXPECTED, MOSTLY OFF ADRENALINE.. AND NOW WALKER COMES OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND ANDRE WALKER JUMPS UP FOR THE SUPERMAN PUCNH!
Flannery McCoy: AND WALKER WASTES NO TIME AND DOESN’T EVEN LET SMITH TURN AROUND.. AS HE TAPS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH, ASSISTED WITH THE REINFORCED GLOVE.. SMITH DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND… AND WALKER ROLLS HIM OVER TO HOOK THE LEG! CAN THIS BE IT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: TH-
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH POPS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE GROUND! AND NOW ANDRE WALKER WASTES NO TIME.. AND DOESN’T EVEN GIVE IT THOUGHT AS HE IS NOW WAITING SILENTLY IN THE CORNER!! JAKE SMITH IS TRYING TO CLEAR THE FOG IN HIS HEAD AFTER GETTING STRUCK WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD.. AND ANDRE WALKER IS JUST READY TO PUT THE CHERRY ON THE TOP ONCE HE GETS BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW THE COWARD HAS SPRUNG UP TO HIS FEET.. AND ANDRE WALKER CHARGES IN TO FINISH THE JOB! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HE–
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH INTERCEPTS WITH A FLUSH PUMP KICK TO THE JAW!! AND NOW SMITH JUMPS UP TO HIT THE STARMAKER!!
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER SHRUGS HIM AWAY…!! AND SMITH LOOKS TO CORRECT HIS MISTAKE AND SWINGS FORWARD… WALKER DUCKS UNDER IT AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES.. AND HE DUCKS UNDER SMITH ONCE AGAIN AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES…
Flannery McCoy: AND SMITH KNEW WHAT HE WAS BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR AND FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE ROPES.. ANDRE REBOUNDED OFF THE ROPES, AND SMITH QUICKLY JUMPS ONTO THE SAME SET OF ROPES.. ANDRE SCREECHES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND TURNS AROUND..
Jake Mercer: AND ANDRE WALKER TURNED RIGHT AROUND INTO THE SPRINGBOARD STARMAKER FROM JAKE SMITH!!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WALKER TURNED THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!! WHAT A COUNTER.. AND NOW SMITH IS QUICK TO FIGHT BACK.. AND GETS HIS HANDS ON THE TOP ROPE.. BUT AGAIN.. NO ROPE BREAK, BUT IT CAN INCH HIMSELF CLOSER TO THE ESCAPE!!
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER HAS NO TIME TO PLAY GAMES.. AS HE SLAPS HIS WRISTS AWAY FROM THE ROPES.. AND HE DRILLS HIM ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A RELEASE SLEEPER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE SMITH REFUSES TO GO DOWN.. AS HE GAINS SECOND WIND AND SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET!! AND ANDRE TURNS AROUND AND UNEXPECTEDLY GETS CLOCKED IN THE JAW WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK! ANDRE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS WHILE SMITH IS OPERATING ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: WHERE IS JAKE SMITH GETTING ALL OF THIS ENERGY FROM! AS NOW JAKE SMITH GRABS HIM!! BUT ANDRE FIGHTS BACK WITH A DEVASTATING BIG BOOT TO THE JAW!! AND SMITH IS JUST ABOUT TO COLLAPSE.. BUT ANDRE IRISH WHIPS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES!! AND LOOKS TO RECEIVE HIM WITH HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH FLOATS OVER THE SHOULDERS OF THE KAISER! PULLS HIM INTO THE INVERTED FRONT FACELOCK.. AND PLANTS HIM WITH THE PROPHETIC ROLLING CUTTER!! JAKE QUICKLY ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COULD THIS BE IT FOR THE KAISER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THR-
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Jake Smith was just a fraction of a second away from scoring a huge victory for the Kaiser… but Andre Walker remains alive in this match.. and Smith has already moved on to the next action as he has rolled out of the ring. He looks down under the apron once again and PULLS OUT LIGHT TUBES!! AND JAKE SMITH THROWS IN ONE LIGHT TUBE.. A SECOND ONE.. A THIRD ONE.. A FOURTH ONE.. A FIFTH ONE.. A SIXTH ONE… SEVEN.. EIGHT.. NINE… TEN…
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith can’t fight with his own hands so must resort to bringing in a whole factory of light tubes into the equations! Smith finally finds ten light tubes just enough and rolls back into the ring with one in hand… and my Kaiser is unaware of the tubes behind him as he is just getting up to one knee.. AND SMITH NOW SMASHES A LIGHT TUBE ONTO THE BACK OF THE KAISER!! AND THE KAISER SCREAMS IN PAIN!! AND THIS COULDN’T BRING ANY MORE PLEASURE TO SMITH! THAT SICK FREAK!! THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH GRABS ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE LOWER BACK OF THE KAISER.. SMITH IS GIVING NO MERCY TO ANDRE WALKER HERE AS HE RETRIEVES YET ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE!!
Jake Mercer: AND JAKE SMITH LOOKS TO SMASH ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE ONTO ANDRE WALKE–
Stew-O: BUT ALBERT HITCHMAN SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GUARDS THE KAISER!! HITCHMAN IS PLEADING WITH JAKE SMITH TO STOP THIS VIOLENCE!
Albert Hitchman: (off-mic) STOP!! PLEASE!! HE IS JUST A HUMAN! YOU DON’T NEED TO DO THIS! YOU WANT TO WIN THIS! IT IS OKAY! YOU WIN!!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Oh, you want to have a conversation, right now?
….
..
Albert Hitchman: (off-mic) Well-
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH SMASHES THE LIGHT TUBE ONTO THE HEAD OF ALBERT HITCHMAN!! AND HITCHMAN COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AS SMITH LOOKS DOWN WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE!! AND I AM SURE THAT HE HAS BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT TO HITCHMAN FOR A LONG TIME! WE WOULD WANT TO DO THE SAME THING TO HITCHMAN!
Jake Mercer: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! THIS IS A WAR TO BE SETTLED BY THE KAISER AND JAKE!! ALBERT HITCHMAN WAS A MERE SPECTATOR!! A CIVILIAN WATCHING ON!! AND HE JUST ASSAULTED AN INNOCENT PERSON WHO WAS JUST TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THE MADMAN THAT IS JAKE SMITH!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS ACTIONS!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HITCHMAN WAS INNOCENT!! HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING!! AND JAKE SIMPLY SHOWED HIM THE CONSEQUENCES FOR STICKING HIS ATOMIC NOSE INTO THEIR BUSINESS!
Stew-O: ..Albert Hitchman is possibly permanently out of this match… and now Jake Smith grabs another light tube–
Jake Mercer: BUT JAKE SMITH DID NOT CHECK HIS BLIND SPOTS.. AS WALKER CRAWLED TOWARDS HIM! AND SNATCHED HIM RIGHT INTO THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD WHEN HE WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION! AND ALL THE KAISER HAS TO DO IS CINCH IN THE LEG SCISSORS AND IT IS GAME OVER FOR SMITH!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE SMITH IS ABLE TO KEEP HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE CANVAS.. AND HE NOW PUSHES THE KAISER TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BOTH MEN GO TUMBLING THROUGH AND SPLATTER ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR–
Jake Mercer: HAHA! EVEN THROUGH THE COLLISION ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! THE KAISER MAINTAINED THE GUILLOTINE AND CONTINUES TO ADMINISTER IT!! JAKE IS TRAPPED IN THE WAYFINDER!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE SMITH POWERS THROUGH!! AND CARRIES HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND THE KAISER IS DROPPED ONTO THE STEEL STEPS THAT THEY WERE TOYING AROUND WITH IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW SMITH GETS UP TO HIS FEET… AND HE GRABS ANDRE WALKER AND TAKES A WHILE TO SHOVE HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! SMITH MIGHT BE ABLE TO STEAL THIS FROM THE KAISER!! IT CAN’T TURN OUT TOBE LIEK THIS!
Stew-O: ANDRE IS ROLLED INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.. AND JAKE SMITH NOW GINGERLY CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON TO ENTER THE RI–
Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH TO JAKE SMITH..
**POW!!**
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH FLIES OFF THE APRON.. AND TAKES A GRUESOME LANDING ONTO THE STEEL STEPS BEFORE!! OH MY GOD!!! THERE IS NO WAY HE IS GETTING UP AFTER THAT!!
Flannery McCoy: JAKE SMITH JUST SUSTAINED A DEVASTATING DROP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS FROM THE APRON COURTESY OF THE KAISER’S SUPERMAN PUNCH.. AND ANDRE LOOKS DOWN WITH A BITTERSWEET LOOK BEFORE SLIDING DOWN AND GOING TO FINISH THE JOB!!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER IS GOING TO BRING HIM BACK INTO THE RING NO–
Jake Mercer: NOT YET!! ANDRE WALKER IS GOING TO ADD MORE INSULT TO INJURY.. AS HE STANDS ATOP THE STEEL STEPS WITH JAKE SMITH IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER DRIVES JAKE SMITH THROUGH THE GLASS PANE AGAINST THE BARRICADE WITH A MAMMOTH POWERBOMB!! OH MY GOODNESS!! JAKE SMITH IS DONE FOR!
Jake Mercer: THAT IS DEFINITELY IT!! WALKER SEEMS SATISFIED WITH WHAT MASS CARNAGE HE HAS CREATED AND BRINGS JAKE SMITH BACK INTO THE RING WITH EASE..
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER IS NOT GOING FOR THE PIN.. AS HE WAITS IN THE CORNER.. AND SEES JAKE SMITH STRUGGLING TO GET TO A VERTICAL BASE!!
Flannery McCoy: AND ANDRE WALKER DRIVES THE STAKE THROUGH THE HEART WITH HUNGER ON HILLSIDE! THE KAISER WINS THIS WAR!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!?!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF THE KAISER! WHAT A KICK!?!? SMITH PULLING A MOVE OUT OF FELLOW HAIRCARE COMRADE, CHRIS ELITE, INTERCEPTING HUNGER ON HILLSIDE WITH BOX OFFICE SMASH..
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW SMITH LEAPS UP!! AND PLANTS WALKER WITH THE STARMAKER!! OH MY GOODNESS!! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE A MIRACLE HERE IN SAITAMA!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE!! I CANNOT STRESS HOW CLOSE JAKE SMITH WAS AWAY FROM CLOSING IN ON THE KAISER..
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW JAKE SMITH SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND BRINGS A GLASS PANE INTO THE RING! HE SETS IT UP AGAINST THE CORNER AND PULLS ANDRE WALKER TOWARDS IT!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! JAKE SMITH IS GOING TO PUT HIM THROUGH THE PANE WITH THE KAIOKEN KNEE STRIKE!!!
Stew-O: AND IT CONNECTS!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER POPS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!!! AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY.. AND WALKER NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE HOPS UP! AND DESCENDS DOWN TO HAMMER SMITH WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! OXYMANDIAS CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT JAKE SMITH POPS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS! THIS IS UNREAL!! CHECK HIS BLOOD!! TEST HIS URINE!! HE IS CLEARLY ON SOMETHING BECAUSE THE KAISER SHOULD HAVE FINISHED HIM OFF ALREADY!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER LOOKS DOWN AT HIM WITH A SHOCKED EXPRESSION FOR A SECOND… BUT THAT DISMAY TURNS INTO FRUSTRATION.. AND WALKER NOW GETS UP TO HIS FEET.. WAITS IN THE CORNER.. AND IS SECONDS FROM FINISHING THE JOB…
Flannery McCoy: AND ANDRE WALKER SOUNDS OFF ON THE WAR CRY.. AND HE CHARGES FULL SPEED AHEAD!! AND SPLITS HIM IN HALF WITH HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!
Jake Mercer: JAKE SMITH MUSTERS THE STRENGTH TO REVERSE THE SPEAR INTO THE BROKEN WINGS! WHAT A COUNTER AS HE NOW PULLS ANDRE UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH JUMPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE.. AND FALLS BACK INTO THE STARMAKER CUTTER–
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER HOLDS ONTO SMITH IN MID-AIR.. AND LAUNCHES HIM AWAY!
Jake Mercer: BUT SMITH MANAGED TO LAND ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE.. AND NOW HE SPRINGS OFF THE POSITION FOR THE STARMAKER CUTTER AGAIN!
Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH GOT HIM WITH THE STARMAKER!! OH MY GOD!! COME ON!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! DENIED!! ANDRE WALKER TAPS HIM IN MID-AIR WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! WHAT IMPECCABLE TIMING AS HE CLOCKED HIM RIGHT IN THE JAW IN MID FLIGHT.. AND NOW ANDRE WALKER RUNS THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: AND THE KAISER SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE GLASS PANE!!! COUNT TO A THOUSAND!
Referee: ONEEEEE!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOO!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( The Saitama Super Arena is reverberated with a huge reaction as “Leaving Caladan” by Hans Zimmer begins to play. Andre Walker painfully rolls away from the glass shards, having a look of relief on his face, meanwhile Jake Smith is folded into accordion, unconscious in the debris. Andre grabs the ropes and uses it to get up to his feet, looking for Albert Hitchman, who remains knocked out from the light tubes from earlier. )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ANDREEE WALKERRRR!!
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH!! IT IS EVERYTHING THAT I EXPECTED FROM BOTH ELITISTS IN A GLASS WEAPON…. AND SO DID THE GLASS SHARDS FLY TONIGHT!!
Jake Mercer: I KNEW IT! I WAS MANIFESTING IT ALL WEEK!! THE KAISER WOULD SMASH JAKE SMITH INTO A BLOODY PULP AND THAT IS WHAT HAS HAPPENED!! JAKE SMITH NOW KNOWING WHY HE SHOULDN’T HAVE EVER STUCK HIS NOSE INTO THE KAISER’S BUSINESS… AND HE WILL LEARN TO NEVER DO IT EVER AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: The chapter between Jake Smith and Andre Walker concludes with a huge bang, from a war that both men did not hesitate from putting each through hell. Walker is still able to dominate the ring like no other, and let this be a warning to whoever chooses to stand in the way of The Kaiser… because Jake Smith right now is what will be the result of you!
Jake Mercer: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY KAISER!! JAKE SMITH CAN GO TO HELL!
( Multiple medical personnel rush over to help Jake Smith, who has been violently shaking after waking up from the glass shards. The last shot is Andre Walker helping Albert Hitchman up to his feet and walking up the ramp. )
(An advertisement plays for Wicked Games, being headlined by Drake King defending the EAW World Championship in a God’s Rules match against Cameron Ella Ava. You know what? Maybe cheering for Drake that one night *was* a bad idea after all…)
(Dynasty returns to the viewers after a brief intermission. The penultimate match card graphic is then revealed.)
(https://i.imgur.com/eo3WywE.png)
Jake Mercer: Oh man, this match is really going to happen!
Stephie Love: The following contest is a RED WALLZ match scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: Wanfōru!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAAAAAAAAAAAL WOMEN’S CHAAAAAAMPPIOOOOOOOOONSHIIIIIIIP!!
Crowd: :blessed:
Stephie Love: There are NO DISQUALIFICATIONS in this match! Weapons will be hanged at every corner. The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!
(The menacing Red Wallz structure is seen hanging above the ring. As the camera dissolves from the shot of it, ‘They Call Me a God’ by NEFFEX plays. The ‘Problem Child’ steps out, making her way straight to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger, from Calabasas, California, weighing in tonight at 140 pounds…. She is the ‘Red Queen’, MSSSSSSSS. EXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: She’s a non-confirmist. She’s a daredevil. She’s not here to garner respect from others, but respect in the form of getting back a championship that is arguably forever tied to her name: The EAW Universal Women’s Championship. I don’t think we need to go in depth on how much a trailblazer Ms. Extreme was. She set the pace that many women are chasing after, and for 225 days, she has shown why that championship is the top title for female competitors all over the world.
Jake Mercer: That she did. I mean, her legacy is honestly solidified. Thanks to the work she did with that title, many are pinning her to be a future hall of famer. Still, Ms. Extreme, or Camille, isn’t satisfied just yet! That championship she made history with is in the arms of perhaps her most fearsome and hated rival yet: Kassidy Heart. None of us are going to forget their clash at King of Elite back in February.
Flannery McCoy: Not at all. Those two shared scathing remarks back then as they did all week long, and it all comes a head in this match!
(Ms. Extreme gets in the ring. ‘Partition(Smearcase Trap Remix)’ by Beyonce hits the arena’s speakers. Kassidy Heart steps out, dressed in all black, including a long, duster coat and a hat with a veil coming down from it, covering parts of her face. It was if she was dressed for a funeral.)
Flannery McCoy: :roman:
Stephie Love: And introducing the champion! From Sydney, Australia, weighing in tonight at 141 pounds, she is the EAW Universial Champion… ‘The Mauler’, KAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSIIIIIDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
Stew-O: Oh boy. No games here from the champion. She wants to beat Ms. Extreme, hand her yet another loss this year, and make it to Wicked Games so that she can be a double champion.
Jake Mercer: King Kass truly conquers all. She’s a woman who will always strive for greatness, no matter what, and while she is *extremely* accomplished, she isn’t going to stop. I mean, imagine *if* Kassidy decided to step away from wrestling when, say, she was inducted into the hall of fame last year, then she wouldn’t have been the first-ever woman to win Grand Rampage. She wouldn’t have been one of two women who competed in the first-ever all-female Glass Wallz match at Pain for Pride! People can hate her, say she’s selfish, but she has a list of things she wants to get done before she’s truly ready to ride off into the sunset. Being a dual champion is on it, and more than likely, so is breaking Ms. Extreme’s record that she set with that title.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is one hell of am ambitious woman, but so too is Ms. Extreme. Tonight, these two are going to take each other to the absolute limit and see who gets to leave one step closer to redefining their history.
(In the ring, Ms. Extreme and Kassidy Heart lock eyes. Kassidy gets rid of her accessories and hands them off to a crew member. The scowl on the challenger’s face widens. The Red Wallz structure starts to come down, and Stephie Love takes her leave.)
(Then, the wallz were there. It was only three of them.)
(Kassidy, Camille, and the referee.)
(Weapons like a glass pane, a table, a kendo stick, and an assortment of steel chairs are seen, giving a daunting image to the fans.)
(Both women stare at each other, glares never softening. Then, the bell rang.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! KASSIDY AND MS. EXTREME AREN’T WASTING ANY TIME AS THEY RUSH FORWARD, PUMMELING EACH OTHER STRAIGHT IN THE FACE! :damn: CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER ARE ALREADY FIRING OFF, SPARING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THE PROCESS!
Jake Mercer: I THINK WE ALL COULD’VE GUESSED THAT THIS MATCH WAS GOING TO START OFF LIKE THIS! WE’VE HEARD WHAT THEY’VE SAID ALL WEEK, AND THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE NO LOVE LOVE WHATSOEVER! THIS MATCH WAS *ALWAYS* GOING TO BE NASTY – THE QUESTION IS: HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THINGS TO DEVOLVE FAST HERE!
Flannery McCoy: THEY AREN’T SLOWING DOWN, EITHER! THEY’RE JUST HITTING EACH OTHER RELENTLESSLY! MY GOD!
(Kassidy and Ms. Extreme unleash every bit of tension, anger, and hate onto each other. For as incompatible as they have been throughout their careers, the one thing, the *only* thing, that unites them is their respective ability to be absolutely destructive. They are both incredibly relentless, and it’s clear that neither of them are willing to back down. Fists land with a purposeful fury behind them.)
(Then, a droplet lands on the mat.)
(Then two.)
(And three more.)
(*Blood*.)
Stew-O: OH, WAIT, HANG ON! I THINK BOTH ELITISTS HAVE ALREADY BUSTED EACH OTHER OPEN!
(The official intervenes, pushing the two of them away. The camera focuses on each woman’s faces, and the matching trail of crimson trickling down from their noses.)
Jake Mercer: 😳
Flannery McCoy: Oh gosh, I know these two promised throughout the week that they were going to raise pure hell inside of those Red Wallz, but this is… this is *intense*.
(Kassidy smirks. Ms. Extreme snarls. The two circle around for a bit before they collide right in the center–)
Stew-O: – And Kassidy looks to take Ms. Extreme down with a clothesline! However, she ducks underneath the arm! Looping her own around that outstretched limb, she grabs onto the champion and sends her towards the ropes! She waits for her on the rebound! She aims with a kick–
Jake Mercer: – That is expertly telegraphed by Heart! She manages to latch on to that attacking foot and swings it out, spinning the challenger in the process! FOREARM–
Flannery McCoy: BLOCKED! Camille brings her own forearms up to push that one away, and now, she runs in at Kassidy with a clothesline!
Stew-O: Champion avoids it! She hits the ropes, as does the challenger! The two women are rushing straight at each other! DUAL SHOULDER BLOCKS!
Jake Mercer: Immovable object meets unstoppable force! Both of them barely budged when they collided with each other! They back up into the ropes and come running forward… but again, they go for the SAME idea, which nets neither of them ANY results!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy tees off with a punch to the face! Ms. Extreme responds in kind by firing off with a punch herself! We’re back straight into the slugfest as these two go back and forth, hammering away at their faces!
Stew-O: It’s a straight-up, unapologetic brawl here! Kassidy latches on to the challenger, forcing her back into the corner with a shoulder thrust! She does everything she can to wedge herself into her! However, Ms. Extreme is clobbering her repeatedly on the back, making it known that whatever the champion tries to dish out at her, she’s not just capable of taking it but reciprocating it as well! Kassidy pulls back and–
(***SMAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!***)
Jake Mercer: What a WICKED slap by Kassidy Heart!
(Camille’s face is whipped to the left. Her right cheek is already burning with an aggressive red tent. With how hard she was slapped, some of the blood from her nose sprayed out to the adjacent red wall. Her jaw clenches.)
Kassidy Heart: (off-mic) Don’t think you’re going to be beating me, Camille. You couldn’t do it before months ago, and that *isn’t* going to change tonight.
(Ms. Extreme’s eyes meet up with Kassidy’s. The two glare daggers into each other.)
(***SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKK!!!***)
Flannery McCoy: OH! SLAP FROM MS. EXTREME! AND IT FORCES KASSIDY TO TAKE A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK!
Stew-O: BUT SHE FIRES OFF–
(***SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK!!!***)
Stew-O: SLAP FROM THE CHAMPION!
(***SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK!!!***)
Jake Mercer: :damn: AND SLAP FROM THE CHALLENGER! THEY’RE JUST SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!
Flannery McCoy: THEY’RE GOING ALL AROUND THE RING WITH IT! THEIR HANDS ARE STARTING TO GET STAINED WITH EACH OTHER’S BLOOD! IT’S LIKE A VIOLENT TORNADO IN THEIR, AND ALL THE REFEREE CAN DO IS WATCH! OTHERWISE, THEY MIGHT GET CAUGHT UP IN THE VORTEX!
Jake Mercer: SCOTT DIAMOND BE DAMNED, HE MAY NOT EVEN WANT TO EVER GET CAUGHT IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
Stew-O: AND THE TWO SPILL OUT NEAR ONE OF THE RED WALLS! MORE STIFF, CLUBBING BLOWS ARE TRADED BETWEEN THESE TWO ELITISTS! KASSIDY STAGGERS MS. EXTREME AND SHOVES HER RIGHT INTO ONE OF THE WALLS!
Flannery McCoy: But Ms. Extreme pushes off from the wall and CHOPS KASSIDY ACROSS THE CHEST! JESUS! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A GUN! KASSIDY DOESN’T EVEN SO MUCH AS WINCE, THOUGH; SHE PUSHES FORWARD AND FIRES BACK WITH A BACKHANDED CHOP OF HER OWN! IT’S TIT FOR TAT HERE WITH THESE TWO! THEY AREN’T LETTING UP!
Stew-O: Kassidy and Ms. Extreme go for blow for blow and– KNEE TO THE GUT! KNEE TO THE GUT! THE CHAMPION JUST BAITED THE CHALLENGER IN, AND SHE’S ABLE TO GET HER TO HUNCH OVER! THIS COULD BE A DIFFERENCE MAKER HERE!
Jake Mercer: It’s been, what, five or six minutes of just consistent battering? As much as Kassidy likes to throw down, she knows that she has to do everything she can to damage Ms. Extreme, and *fast*! She grabs her by the wrist, whipping her right into the wall–
Flannery McCoy: – BUT SHE REVERSES IT, AND KASSIDY GOES BACK-FIRST INTO THE STRUCTURE INSTEAD!
Stew-O: Wow! The challenger was able to avoid that! Kassidy groans as she steps forward, trying to stay on the attack–
Jake Mercer: – But Ms. Extreme is on the move! She leaps forward, and she SENDS KASSIDY INTO THE WALL *AGAIN* WITH A SUNSET FLIP! WHAT THE HELL?!!
Flannery McCoy: You could just HEAR her back, hitting the wall with a blood-curdling thud! Heart drops down to one knee, starting to show some first signs of pain in this match! Camille sizes her up! She sprints, and comes in for a knee! Oh my god! I think SHE JUST MIGHT TRY TO CRUSH KASSIDY’S HEAD IN BETWEEN HER KNEE AND THE WALL!
Stew-O: BUT KASSIDY MOVES! KASSIDY MOVES! MS. EXTREME HITS THAT HARDENED WALL, AND SHE’S HOLDING ON TO THAT KNEE AS SHE SCREAMS! KASSIDY FALLS TO THE GROUND, HOLDING HER LOWER BACK, BUT SHE WAS ABLE TO AVOID ANY MORE POTENTIAL DAMAGE!
Jake Mercer: When Ms. Extreme gets going, she goes! However, Kassidy is a true student, and when you’ve been able to wrestle in all sorts of matches, especially with her history with structured bouts like these, she knows how to be aware of her environment! Ms. Extreme shakes her knee off, trying to gather herself!
Flannery McCoy: She isn’t given that opportunity, though! No reprieve! From behind, Kassidy grabs onto her and lifts her up… KNEEBUSTER! BUT SHE ISN’T DONE! She keeps hold of the challenger and falls back, SENDING HER DOWN WITH THAT GERMAN SUPLEX VARIANT! A QUICK SUCCESSION OF MOVES TAKES MS. EXTREME OUT!
Stew-O: Kassidy picked her spot, and it’s starting to pay off! Kassidy crawls in, mounting her downed opponent! Hammering away with punches, she seeks to hurt her more, wanting to ensure that when she goes to put her away, Ms. Extreme will stay down!
Jake Mercer: She is starting to look a bit loopy! We’re nearing the ten-minute mark, and this match has been a rollercoaster of intensity! These two fired off at each other right from the gate, and given that huge sequence Kassidy was able to hit just moments ago, it seems like Camille is the first one to show any signs of weakness!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is brutal as she is calculating! She *finally* seems content and switches focus on that right knee that hit the wall. She floats over to it and grabs it, snapping on a kneebar! All the while, she’s bringing her fist down, punching it as much as she can! Ms. Extreme yells out! Kassidy found her spot to target!
Stew-O: :lupe: This is a bad spot for the challenger!
(Kassidy continues her assault… until it slowed… and it stopped.)
(Her gaze switches from the knee down to Ms. Extreme’s ankle.)
Jake Mercer: Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. She’s looking right at that ankle that had been put through hell, and she’s- SHE’S LOOKING TO APPLY AN ANKLE LOCK HERE! MS. EXTREME IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO FREE HERSELF, REALIZING WHAT’S HAPPENING!
Flannery McCoy: SHE MANAGES TO RAISE HER LEG AND KICKS KASSIDY IN THE FACE! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! KICK AFTER KICK HITS HER STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD! AND GIVEN KASSIDY’S HISTORY WITH CONCUSSIONS, ALL THOSE REPEATED BLOWS COULD EXACBERATE HER OWN CONDITIONS!
Stew-O: IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING! KASSIDY’S GRIP LOOSENS BEFORE SHE HAS THE CHANCE TO GET THAT SUBMISSION APPLIED! THE CHAMPION IS FORCED TO LET GO!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme races to her feet, as does Kassidy! The champion throws a punch, but a kick to the gut catches her off guard! Ms. Extreme shakes her knee off before she grabs Kassidy and throws her right into the corner! The champ hits it back-first!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme is a little slower now, but her steps still have a sense of urgency behind them! The longest-reigning Universal Woman’s Champion in history goes right after the woman who wants to bypass her and leaps up, coming down with a clothesline! Kassidy is hit! The challenger lands a few forearm smashes before she holds on to the ropes and bounces off of them! KICK TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: Kassidy staggers forward, holding on to her nose where more blood can be seen dripping down! Ms. Extreme stalks her! She grabs her and hoists her up! SUPLEX! The challenger grabs hold of the champion’s leg and gets the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Jake Mercer: Shoulder up! However, Kassidy won’t get any time herself to recover! Camille gets on top and strikes with elbows! Left, right, left, right! Each one coming down straight to the face!
Flannery McCoy: Now, she’s dragging the champion back up and SLAMS her into the mat with a belly-to-back suplex! She hooks the leg yet again, going for a quick cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: No! Too much fight left in the champion! Ms. Extreme gathers her bearings and takes Kassidy up. She forces her into the corner! A claps her with an uppercut, then scales up. She raises her fist up high, then hits her in the head! The fans count along!
Crowd (in e major Japanese): ICHI! NI! SAN! SHI! GO! ROKU! SHICHI! HACHI! KU! JUU–
Jake Mercer: Whoa, whoa, WHOA! KASSIDY HEART! SHE HAS MS. EXTREME UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! THE CHALLENGER LOOKS SHOCKED! ALL OF THAT POWER IS DISPLAYED HERE AS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION MAKES HER WAY TOWARD THE RING’S CENTER!
Flannery McCoy: CAMILLE IS PUMMELING AWAY! SHE’S DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO STUN KASSIDY, BUT THE CHAMPION ISN’T LETTING GO OF HER! SHE TURNS AND GETS A RUNNING START!
Stew-O: SHE’S GOING TO *LAUNCH MS. EXTREME* **TOWARDS THE WAL**!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! CAMILLE IS GOING TO DIE–
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHH!!!***)
Crowd: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: HURRICANRANA REVERSAL, **AND KASSIDY HEART INSTEAD GOES HEAD–FIRST INTO THE WALL!**
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS NASTY! KASSIDY GOES DOWN! MS. EXTREME HOLDS ON TO THAT KNEE, BUT SHE DOES HER BEST TO BLOCK OUT THE PAIN! SHE HAS THE ADVANTAGE HERE!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY IS CLUTCHING HER HEAD *AND* NECK! THAT WAS A BRUTAL WAY TO HIT THE WALL! THE CHAMPION STRUGGLES AS SHE DOES HER BEST TO COME BACK UP TO HER FEET! HOWEVER, YOU CAN JUST SEE HOW MUCH THAT HAS TAKEN OUT OF HER!
(A replay is shown with Kassidy hitting the wall. The angle offers a different perspective, showing the awkward, flinch-inducing collision where both her head and neck hit the hardened structure. The Japanese crowd, usually reserved, can be heard audibly groaning and cringing upon the impact.)
Flannery McCoy: … Wow. Talk about a ‘holy shit’ moment. I’m surprised Kassidy can even move right now! She’s in a world of hurt, but she’s looking to come to a stand almost immediately! Adrenaline is one hell of a drug! Had she come at that wall at a more scary angle, well… I don’t think I need to say more on that front. :wow:
Stew-O: A very scary-looking landing, but the champion’s uncanny resilience is at play here… even if she’s weak on her feet. She nearly falls back as she comes to a stand, but she stumbles to the wall, using it to support her body weight.
(Kassidy’s eyes were damn-near blank. The entire world, through her perspective, was spinning. A burning, sharp, almost body-numbing pain took hold of her head and neck.)
Jake Mercer: Oh, hang on! Ms. Extreme scrambles back up to her feet! She races forward and comes in like a torpedo through the ropes!
(Kassidy sees her, but it’s too late.)
Flannery McCoy: JESUS CHRIST! THE CHAMPION IS SPIKED WITH A SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! SHE FLOPS RIGHT ON THAT HEAD AND CORPSES DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: AN INSANE MOVE THERE BY THE CHALLENGER! MS. EXTREME ISN’T PLAYING ANY GAMES! SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BEAT KASSIDY AND MAKE SURE SHE WOULDN’T GET HER CHANCE TO BECOME A DOUBLE CHAMPION! WITH HOW INTENSE HER OFFENSE HAS BEEN AGAINST HER, SHE MAY BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO SECURING THE VICTORY OVER HER!
Jake Mercer: THE CHAMPION IS IMMOBILE! MS. EXTREME LOOKS AT THE TURNBUCKLE AND SCALES IT!
Flannery McCoy: Oh my, what could she be going for here?!
Stew-O: High-risk, high-reward! Ms. Extreme is risking her own life and limb just to win here! She’s all the way at the top and has her sights set on Kassidy! She leaps off of it… AND LANDS WITH A LEG DROP! COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Jake Mercer: SHOULDER UP! WOW! KASSIDY IS STILL IN THIS! AS HURT AS SHE IS, SHE STILL HAD THE RESOLVE TO RAISE HER ARM FROM THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but it wasn’t necessarily an emphatic kick-out, either! Ms. Extreme was able to do some serious damage, and now, she seeks to continue doing just that!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme heads over to one of the corners to take out A CHAIR! She gets back in the ring and just STARTS TO WAIL ON KASSIDY!
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
(***CRACK!***)
Jake Mercer: SHE’S GOING CRAZY! SHOT AFTER SHOT LANDS! SHE THROWS THE CHAIR DOWN AND GRABS HOLD OF KASSIDY! THE CHALLENGER RAISES HER UP AND SLAMS HER BACK DOWN ONTO IT!
Flannery McCoy: ‘RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE’!! THAT KNOCKOUT SLAM DROPS KASSIDY ONTO THE CHAIR! MS. EXTREME DROPS DOWN, WASTING NO TIME GOING FOR ANOTHER PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP! BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS THAT ARM AND JUST SLAMS IT DOWN REPEATEDLY ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! SHE GOES ABSOLUTELY CRAZY, DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO DISMANTLE IT!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HAS A SCARILY-HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE, BUT MS. EXTREME ISN’T IN THE CAMP OF ADMIRING IT! SHE WANTS TO WIN! SHE’S BEEN DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT KASSIDY IS BATTERED, AND SO FAR, IT HAS BEEN WORKING! THE CHALLENGER GETS UP, AND SHE *STOMPS* ON THAT ARM SEVERAL TIMES!
Flannery McCoy: All of that frustration, all of that hate that has been boiling within her since February, is coming out, and we’re all seeing it! ‘The Conqueror’s’ world title reign is getting closer to getting conquered here as Ms. Extreme is pulling out all of the stops here to ensure that she wins tonight here in Japan!
Stew-O: One last stomp is delivered before Ms. Extreme drops down and grabs it! Kassidy tries to move away, and she’s nearing the ropes! If she slips out, she may be able to avoid Camille!
Jake Mercer: BUT THAT’S NOT HAPPENING! SHE SITS DOWN, LOOKING TO LOCK IN THAT MODIFIED STF!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOSH! ‘AVA LOCK’! ‘AVA LOCK’! IF SHE GETS THIS COMPLETELY LOCKED IN, IT COULD BE OVER FOR KASSIDY HEART!
(Ms. Extreme and Kassidy Heart both struggle with each other. Ms. Extreme screams, all while Kassidy, in her foggy state, looks to get away from her. Her hands look everywhere before they find the steel chair!)
Stew-O: AND CAMILLE MAY GET IT ON HER! SHE APPLIES IT FULLY–
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!***)
(– But she drops down.)
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY WHACKED HER ON THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR! THE CHALLENGER LAYS DOWN ON THE MAT! WOW, WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS!
(Kassidy turns over and raises the chair again!)
Flannery McCoy: SHE HITS MS. EXTREME OVER THE HEAD WITH IT ONCE MORE! SHE DOES IT OVER AND OVER BEFORE SHE TOSSES THE STEEL CHAIR DOWN! SHE WORKS HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET, HOLDING HER HEAD!
Stew-O: Irate as can be, she snatches Ms. Extreme up from the ground and PLUMMETS HER DOWN! ‘33’, DROPPING THE BACK OF THE CHALLENGERS HEAD ONTO THAT CHAIR!
Jake Mercer: SHE CAN’T DO THE USUAL BRIDGE, BUT SHE CRAWLS OVER HER AND GETS A PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Ms. Extreme is able to break that pin up, but Kassidy isn’t pleased! Using that steel chair, she gets back up before CRACKING her over the back with it!
Stew-O: And in a sign of complete disrespect, she TOSSES THE CHAIR DOWN ONTO MS. EXTREME! The challenger winces! Kassidy steps out, moving slowly as she makes a beeline over to the table! She YANKS IT DOWN!
Jake Mercer: But she isn’t done! She goes to another corner and pulls down the GLASS PANE!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: This isn’t looking good for Ms. Extreme! Kassidy takes out yet ANOTHER steel chair! A third one! What is Kassidy planning on doing to her?!
Stew-O: I don’t know, but whatever she has planned, it’s meant to make sure that Ms. Extreme doesn’t get back up! Kassidy sets the table up on the outside first!
(Ms. Extreme can be seen crawling on her hands and knees. Blood pours from her forehead.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh God, she’s busted open! Likely from those chair shots! The mat is going to be soaked by the end of this match!
Jake Mercer: No kidding! Still, both Kassidy AND Ms. Extreme said they were going to do whatever it took to beat the other, and those two aren’t liars. When you’ve got two of the most dangerous, risk-tasking Elitists on the roster going at it, this is the end result!
Stew-O: And Kassidy seeks to dial up the heat here against Ms. Extreme! Over twenty minutes have passed, but this war still rages on! Ms. Extreme is by the ropes, and Kassidy reaches over, grabbing her roughly by the hair! She forces her to come to a stand!
Jake Mercer: She’s in a better state than Ms. Extreme is! She looks like a goddamn zombie out there!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, she isn’t showing much restraint here, especially with Kassidy reaching over to punch her over and over on the back! The champion goes the extra distance to ensure Ms. Extreme won’t fight back. That’s just how thorough of an Elitist she is!
Stew-O: And that is why she has been able to build herself up as the most winningest Elitist in EAW. She leaves no stone turned whatsoever. She grabs Ms. Extreme by her gear and raises her up!
(…)
(…)
Jake Mercer: But she isn’t able to lift her! A punch rocks Kassidy in the side! Then another one! The challenger is coming back to life!
Flannery McCoy: Goodness! Ms. Extreme is coming back into this match! Kassidy winces and lets go, clubbing her with an elbow to that nasty gash on her forehead! Ms. Extreme staggers back!
Stew-O: Kassidy reaches over to grab her and pulls her back in– UPPERCUT FROM MS. EXTREME! Kassidy nearly falls back, but keeps her balance!
Jake Mercer: But Ms. Extreme seems intent on making sure she does! She runs right towards her–
Flannery McCoy: KICK TO THE KNEE! MS. EXTREME DROPS! SHE WINCES AS SHE WORKS HER WAY BACK UP, BUT KASS REACHES OVER, KICKING HER *AT THE ANKLE THIS TIME*!
Stew-O: AND THERE WE GO! MS. EXTREME CRIES OUT! KASSIDY GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND SHE PUMMELS HER WITH PUNCHES!
Jake Mercer: She’s backing her up into that wall! Ms. Extreme is in trouble! Kassidy rushes in, going for a bicycle knee–
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK!!!***)
Flannery McCoy: **AND SHE HITS THAT WALL AS MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO DUCK DOWN IN TIME!**
Stew-O: WHAT A HORRIBLE SOUND THAT WAS! KASSIDY DROPS ON HER REAR ON THE MAT, HOLDING ON TO THAT KNEE! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY IS GRITTING HER TEETH, BUT LOOK! MS. EXTREME GETS BEHIND HER AND PUSHES HER FORWARD TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: AND SHE HITS IT HEAD FIRST! :damn: THE CHAMPION SLUMPS AGAINST THE POST!
Stew-O: AND MS. EXTREME GRABS HER BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN ON THE MAT WITH A ONE-ARMED SIDE SLAM! KASSIDY IS LAID OUT! SHE FALLS TO THE FLOOR! MS. EXTREME SITS IN THE CORNER, HOLDING ONTO HER ANKLE!
Jake Mercer: SHE’S HURT, BUT YOU CAN SEE THE DETERMINATION BRIMMING IN HER EYES AS SHE REALIZES THE DRASTIC SHIFT IN MOMENTUM HERE! SHE LOOKS DOWN AT KASSIDY, WHO HAS YET TO MOVE!
Flannery McCoy: And she realizes this is her best chance yet! She drops down, gingerly stepping forward towards the champion. She looks around, seeing the glass pane and chairs Kassidy took out from earlier. Ms. Extreme thinks for a moment, and it seems like she has an idea!
(Ms. Extreme takes a deep breath, doing her best to block out the pain from her head. Being careful with her steps, she grabs the steel chairs. She sets them up, along with the table.)
Jake Mercer: What the hell…?
Flannery McCoy: I can’t even begin to *guess* what she has in mind. Whatever it is, it’s not going to be good for Kassidy Heart. Ms. Extreme heads on over and takes hold of the champion. She reels back before SLAMMING her face into the wooden table!
Stew-O: All that blood from the nose is beginning to pour. Kassidy is on shaky ground! One has to wonder how much further Ms. Extreme has to go, too, considering how much she’s bleeding! Both Elitists have torn each other apart all throughout this match!
Jake Mercer: She thwacks Kassidy over the head with a solid punch! She drags her over to the edge of the table and slams her face down on it! Jesus!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme is brutalizing her here tonight! The challenger is doing everything she possibly can to incapacitate the champion! She grabs Kassidy and… oh no. I think she’s going to try and send her through the table with the ‘Red Queen’s Rampage’ again!
Stew-O: YOU’RE PRECISELY RIGHT, FLANNERY! MS. EXTREME PICKS KASSIDY UP– BUT THE CHAMPION SLIPS OUT AND LANDS BEHIND HER! SHE STRIKES HER AT THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE GRABBING IT AND DRIVING IT INTO THE WALL TO THE LEFT OF THEM! GOODNESS!
Jake Mercer: DESPERATION AND FRUSTRATION ARE MOUNTING HERE BETWEEN THESE TWO! THEY DON’T WANT TO BE THE ONE THAT EXPERIENCES ANY DISASTERS HERE AT SUCH A CRUCIAL POINT IN THE MATCH! MS. EXTREME HOLDS HER HEAD, BUT KASSIDY RAMS IT INTO THE WALL AGAIN! AND AGAIN! *AND AGAIN!* **AND AGAIN**! :roman: ALL OF THAT BLOOD FROM MS. EXTREME’S FOREHEAD IS GETTING SMEARED ALL ACROSS THE SURFACE!
Flannery McCoy: And you can see some of Kassidy’s blood is on the table! Ms. Extreme drops to one knee! Kassidy goes grabs a steel chair!
Stew-O: Oh no, and she heads right back over to Camille who has YET to recover! The champion raises the chair and rushes in, bludgeoning her in the head!
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! NO! OH MY! MS. EXTREME SAW KASSIDY RUNNING AND SLIPPED PAST HER AT THE *ABSOLUTE* LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY TURNS, BUT LOOK OUT–
Stew-O: ***‘HOLY GROUND’***!!! LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CHAIR, DRIVING KASSIDY BACK INTO THE ONES THAT WERE *RIGHT BEHIND HER*!!!
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! KASSIDY ROLLS OFF OF THEM AND CRUMPLES TO THE FLOOR! MS. EXTREME FAVORS HER ANKLE THOUGH! THAT TOOK A BIT OUT OF HER!
Flannery McCoy: THAT IT DID, BUT THE REWARD GREATLY OUTWEIGHS THAT RISK! THE CHAMPION IS OUT! MS. EXTREME AS A GOOD CHANCE OF BECOMING THE NEW CHAMPION!
Stew-O: SHE SHAKES OUT HER LEG, AGAIN, BLOCKING OUT THE PAIN! SHE LOOKS AROUND AND SHE TAKES NOTE OF THE GLASS PANE! SHE MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS IT!
Jake Mercer: Wait, WHAT?! SHE’S *GRABBING* IT! WHY! JUST PIN HER! WHAT IS SHE DOING?!
Flannery McCoy: SOMETHING ELSE TO MAKE SURE KASSIDY HEART DOESN’T FIGHT BACK! SHE ADJUSTS THE CHAIRS AND PLACES THE GLASS PANE ACROSS THEM, SETTING UP A TABLE OF SORTS!
Crowd: :lupe:
Stew-O: Camille gets Kassidy up, placing her limp body on the glass! Ms. Extreme works her way back to the top of the turnbuckle, not placing as much pressure on her ankle as that injury seems to have been coming back into the fray tonight! She scales the apron, looking over at Kassidy.
(Ms. Extreme eyes the table, then the champion, who remains seemingly unconscious. The ‘Problem Child’ grins, showing off the bloody teeth.)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) How’s this for ‘boring’, you stupid cunt?
(Ms. Extreme gets a running start..)
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?? MS. EXTREME LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP AND BOUNCES TO THE TABLE–
Jake Mercer: – LANDING ON HER GOOD FOOT TO DO SO, BEFORE SHE QUICKLY LEAPS OFF OF IT –
Flannery McCoy: – AND SHE COMES DOWN ON KASSIDY HEART **WITH A SHOOTING STAR SENTON!!!**
(***CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!***)
Stew-O: KASSIDY HEART GOES THROUGH THE GLASS!!!
Jake Mercer: … what the hell did we just witness…?
(How much it meant for Ms. Extreme to recapture the championship she changed the game with.)
(How much she wanted to beat Kassidy Heart, who showed her nothing but disrespect.)
(How much she wanted to *vindicate* herself.)
(That was what was going through Ms. Extreme’s mind as she looked up at the red-tinted ceiling, catching her breath. With how much her own blood got into her eyes, she couldn’t see much. All she could see was her own career, her own history, and just how badly she wanted to get that back.)
(The pain-stricken Elitist turned over to Kassidy’s battered body. Scrapes and cuts outlined her skin, and more blood came trickling out through them.)
(This was it.)
Stew-O: And Ms. Extreme crawls over to Kassidy! She could very well have it here!
(The Saitama Super Arena watches on, seeing her go for the pin on Kassidy.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(…)
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(…)
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ms. Extreme screams out.)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) OH MY GOD!
(But it wasn’t a scream of elation, signifying her triumph.)
(It was a scream of frustration as somehow, somehow, Kassidy Heart got her shoulder to lift from the mat beneath her.)
Stew-O: OH MY! KASSIDY HEART! SHE’S STILL IN THIS! DESPITE BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF THOSE DEVESATING MANUEVERS, SHE ISN’T OUT JUST YET! MS. EXTREME BRINGS HER HANDS TO HER FACE, ABSOLUTELY STUNNED BY KASSIDY’S RESILIENCE!
Jake Mercer: WOW, BUT THAT WAS A CLOSE PIN! IF KASSIDY DIDN’T HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO BRING THAT SHOULDER UP SOONER, THIS MATCH WOULD’VE BEEN OVER WITH!
(And it absolutely fucking *kills* Ms. Extreme. She falls onto her forearms in shock, wishing that it wasn’t the case. However, the match was still on. She still has to fight. She still has to find a way to beat the woman who would like nothing more than to push past what she did for the Universal Women’s Championship and once again elevate herself off of her name.)
(A sickening feeling burrowed itself deep into the pit of her stomach.)
(Ms. Extreme felt herself getting a little light-headed. The blood was still coming down from her gash. A ginger touch with her fingers felt just how bad the wound truly was. Time was of the essence.)
???: Ah… ahahahaha….
(Slowly turning her head, the redhead found the source of the chuckling, looking right at her.)
(Kassidy, hurt as she was, smirked at her with a condescending look upon her visage.)
Kassidy Heart: (off-mic) … I’ve dealt with better attempts at ending me… :mjlol:
Ms. Extreme: …
Flannery McCoy: A dark look settles on Ms. Extreme’s face! She’s had ENOUGH! She grabs Kassidy and just blanks out, slamming the back of her head into the mat! Kassidy’s head is getting rocked!
Stew-O: Nothing pretty about this! Ms. Extreme just wants this match to end! Fired up, the Red Queen wants to secure her spot back the top on her old throne! She changes her attention over to Kassidy’s arm and holds on to it! She sits right on top! ‘Red Handed’! ‘Red Handed’!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! LOOK! SHE’S *BITING* KASSIDY’S HAND!!!
Flannery McCoy: HER TEETH SINKS IN DEEP, TAKING A PLAY OUT OF THE CHAMPION’S BOOK! KASSIDY YELLS OUT!
(Kassidy screams! Blood races down her arm from how hard Ms. Extreme sunk her teeth in.)
(The pain seems to be overcoming her.)
(But Kassidy is stubborn. *Always*. She looks around before she looks over at Camille’s ankle. With how she was sitting on top of the champion, it was right by her face.)
Stew-O: WAIT, WHAT IS KASSIDY–
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) *Fuuucccccckkk!!!*
Jake Mercer: SHE’S BITING HER BACK! SHE’S BITING HER BACK! MS. EXTREME LETS GO OF THE HAND AS KASSIDY’S TEETH SINK **INTO THE INJURED ANKLE!**
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS AWFUL! MS. EXTREME IS UNABLE TO KEEP THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN! SHE’S JUST DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO MAKE KASSIDY STOP!
Stew-O: THOSE BLOWS TO THE HEAD SEEMS TO DO THE TRICK! KASSIDY RELENTS HER BITE, AND MS. EXTREME CRAWLS AWAY, PAIN EVIDENT ON HER FACE!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy works her way back up to her feet! She grabs the kendo stick from the corner and treads back to Ms. Extreme! Taking the tip of the stick, she PUSHES IT INTO THAT BITE MARK!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme hollers out, but she uses her other foot to kick the stick away! Kassidy, gathering her bearings, races in–
Stew-O: ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!’ CURB STOMP TO THE HURT ANKLE!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS GOING DOWNHILL QUICKLY! MS. EXTREME IS IN AGONY! THE CHAMPION SMELLS BLOOD, AND NOW, SHE TAKES HER UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY CLIMBS! MS. EXTREME IS IN TROUBLE! DON’T FORGET ABOUT THAT TABLE, EITHER! KASSIDY COULD END THINGS RIGHT HERE!
(Kassidy was at the top, hand bloodied. She latches on to Ms. Extreme, who seemed to be getting weaker by the second.)
Stew-O: :lupe: This could be but a formality at this rate! Kassidy going for ‘Gawd’s Gift’, and to make it worse, it’s clear that she’s looking send Ms. Extreme barreling through that table!
Jake Mercer: She has her up! Kass gets hold of the arm! She falls back, launching Ms. Extreme!
(…)
Flannery McCoy: NO! MS. EXTREME HOLDS ON! SHE HAS KASSIDY AND RAISES HER UP, **DEADLIFITING HER**!!! HOW CAN SHE EVEN DO THIS?!
Stew-O: I… I’m just as lost as you, Flannery! So is the rest of Japan! Ms. Extreme could send Kassidy HERSELF into the table–
Jake Mercer: BUT KASSIDY HITTING THAT GASH! SHE’S HITTING MS. EXTREME! SHE MANAGES TO DISORIENTATE HER ENOUGH AND GETS BACK ON THE TURNBUCKLE–
Flannery McCoy: HEADBUTT BY MS. EXTREME! THAT CLOCKS THE CHAMPION! KASSIDY GETS LOOPY, AND MS. EXTREME GRABS HER…
Stew-O: NO WAY! SHE’S GOING TO HIT IT! ‘TWIST OF FATE’ THROUGH THE TABLE!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Jake Mercer: **BUT KASSIDY PUSHED HER OFF AT THE LAST SECOND, AND MS. EXTREME GOES THROUGH IT BY HERSELF!!!!**
(Wood splinters everywhere. Ms. Extreme is out within the heaps of broken table pieces.)
Flannery McCoy: OH GOD! SHE COULD BE OUT!
(Kassidy is seen recovering on top.)
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME FELL THROUGH AND IS IN A DIRE POSITION… BUT AT THE TOP IS KASSIDY! THE CHAMPION GRADUALLY COMES TO A STAND!
Jake Mercer: ??
Flannery McCoy: SHE LEAPS OFF–
Stew-O: ‘MAXX SOLARIS’!!! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS HITS!
Jake Mercer: A WAY TO SEAL THE DEAL! NOW, KASSIDY IS GRABBING MS. EXTREME AND USING WHAT LITTLE STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT TO DRAG HER OUT OF THAT PILE! THE CHAMPION DOESN’T WASTE TIME, LOCKING IN THE KIMURA AND FUJIWARA SUBMISSION!
Flannery McCoy: ‘THANK U, NEXT’!! HEAD KICKS AND ALL! OH GOD! MS. EXTREME LOOKS OUT OF IT!!
(Her sight was getting blurry. Kassidy battered her over and over again. Ms. Extreme could feel her strength leaving her body. She kicked and flail, not wanting to lose; not wanting to fall unconscious…)
(But the blood loss was becoming too much. Her arms cried out in pain. Her blood-tinted gaze fell to the ceiling.)
(The red wallz started to fade. And fade… and fade…)
(The last thing she could see was herself, holding the Universal Women’s Championship last year, before that became nothing more but a faded memory.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Partition’ hits. Kassidy Heart lets go. The Universal Women’s Champion rolled off to the side, clutching her head. She wiped the blood from her nose before she used the ropes to help herself stand.)
Stephie Love: Here is YOUR winner… aaaaaaaaand *STILL*, the EAW Universal Women’s Champion… KAAAAASSIDYYYYYY HEEEAAAAAAAAAAART!
Flannery McCoy: :wow: I guess #2BeltsKass is closer to a reality now. God, what a war that was.
Stew-O: That… was a fight in every sense of the word. Ms. Extreme and Kassidy Heart took each other to the limit inside the Red Wallz. Both were hungry and eager to batter the other, and they accomplished just that. However, only one of them was able to capture the Universal Women’s Championship, and that belongs to Kassidy Heart.
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme did her. Damn, she did her best. But Kass is on a whole different level, man. Now, she gets to say she’s won both types of Wallz matches, and that’s another history-making performance for her to add underneath her belt.
Flannery McCoy: Still, with how much damage these two did to each other… how will Kassidy fare at Wicked Games? :lupe: She only has a week to prepare–
Jake Mercer: sHe OnLy HaS a WeEk tO pRePaRe, like wow, she was right about you! You can never just give her her props!
Flannery McCoy: It’s a valid question to ask. I’m not hating on her!
Jake Mercer: Uh-huh. That’s what you always say.
Stew-O: At any rate, we just witnessed one of the more thrilling and absolutely brutal matches of the entire year. Kassidy Heart was able to put down a gutsy Ms. Extreme, remaining tall. She gets to move on to Wicked Games as she and Sienna Jade seek to become tag champions by defeating POTARA. However, Ms. Extreme went all out tonight. It may not have been her night, but she gave Kassidy a war unlike any other.
Jake Mercer: All I’ll say is POTARA will have to be careful. Kassidy isn’t afraid of pain one bit, and she’ll likely do everything she can to make sure she and Sienna win at Wicked Games!
(Sure enough, Sienna waits by the ring as the Red Wallz structure is lifted. The bloodied and hurt champion steps out, but smiles seeing her friend. Sienna takes it upon herself to help her out, leading her carefully back so that she could be examined. A crew member hands her the championship. She uses her good arm to raise it high proudly.)
(In the ring, Ms. Extreme is being tended to. The last shot shows her finally coming to consciousness, but staring up at the ceiling in disappointment, as House of Glass fades.)
(A commercial is shown for local blood donors in the area.)
(House of Glass returns as the final match graphic of the night is seen flashing across the screen.)
(https://i.imgur.com/mSX9xvt.png)
(The camwra then fades into the arena, where the large Glass Wallz structure is seen, causing loud cheers to come from the fans. The camera pans over to Stephie Love, who is holding a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a GLASS WALLZ MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef hits, and this causes a loud, but mixed reaction to come from the crowd. Before long, SOSA Henderson begins walking out to the stage. Despite the clear confidence, SOSA looks very focused heading into this match, taking a moment to stare at the Glass Wallz structure down at ringside. The mix of cheers and boos continue, and SOSA begins making his way down the ramp, heading towards the ring for this upcoming World Heavyweight Championship match.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… Weighing in at 192 pounds… SSSOOOOOSSSSSAAAAAA HHHEEEEEENNNDDEEERRSSOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here we go! World Heavyweight Championship match is coming up, and this is one you DON’T want to miss! SOSA Henderson and Bronson Daniels are about to go at it in Glass Wallz, and as if the talent level alone wasn’t enough to make this exciting, that stipulation takes this match to another level!
Jake Mercer: By talent level, I’m sure you only mean the talent of ONE person in this match, that being SOSA Henderson. After all, he’s the man that’s leaving this match with the World Heavyweight Championship. Bronson’s been getting lucky a lot for the last few months, but his luck runs out tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Here you go again… I think Bronson has done enough at this point to not have to deal with… You… But I’ll say this. SOSA Henderson is a former World Champion in his own right and he obviously held that Championship for a reason. He definitely has a great chance of leaving this match with a second World title.
(“Clash of Gods” by Norihito Sumitomo hits, and the entire crowd explodes with cheers. SOSA Henderson turns his attention to the stage, and the World Heavyweight Champion begins walking out, causing the cheers to grow even louder. Bronson Daniels stands at the stage, and as he looks towards the fans in attendance, he raises his World Heavyweight Championship. Bronson looks extremely focused, immediately turning his attention towards SOSA Henderson as he walks down the ramp, seemingly not too concerned about the Glass Wallz structure as he stares directly at SOSA on his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 190 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BBBRRROOONNNNSSOOOONNNNN DDDAAANNNIIIIEEELLLSSSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: And now here comes the Champion! This match has been building up for weeks, and you can tell Bronson is ready for this. Bronson has already defended his Championship against guys like Myles, Xander Payne, Ryan Wilson, and now you have SOSA Henderson here to-
Jake Mercer: HERE TO END HIS REIGN! This is it! Hope you enjoyed Bronson’s time as the World Heavyweight Champion while it lasted, because after tonight I guarantee that he’s never getting his hands on a World Championship again!
Flannery McCoy: Whatever. The last thing anyone’s concerned about is what Jake Mercer thinks about them. Bronson Daniels has spent this entire season exceeding expectations. Say what you want, but you can’t count Bronson out of this match.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! YOUR MAIN EVENT! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE! The Champion Bronson Daniels faces what may be his toughest challenge yet in the form of a vindictive SOSA Henderson, looking to capture his second World Championship once and for all. Both of them have gone back and forth throughout the week, showing their intensity and passion leading into a match like this. And now, once and for all, we find out who is going to walk out of Glass Wallz as the World Heavyweight Champion!
Jake Mercer: I hope it’s SOSA…
Flannery McCoy: WELL SOSA DEFINITELY LOOKS READY TO FIGHT! He grabs the handle of one of the steel chairs attached to the wall, he yanks it out quickly and grips it in his hand as he sprints forward, SWINGING AT THE HEAD OF BRONSON-
Jake Mercer: BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER! SOSA misses, BUT QUICKLY TURNS AS HE TRIES TO SWING AGAIN- JUST FOR BRONSON TO STEP UP AND CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE STEEL CHAIR, KNOCKING IT OUT OF SOSA’S HANDS! SOSA stumbles back but quickly rushes toward him, just for Bronson to move out of the way as he sends SOSA into one of the corners instead! SOSA is backed up while Bronson rushes forward instead… JUST FOR SOSA TO BOOT HIM IN THE FACE! He sends him back, as SOSA then makes his way out of the corner before swiftly grabbing him by the wrist and sending him to the ropes…
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING, BRONSON USES THE MOMENTUM TO SPRINGBOARD OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECT WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT TO THE BODY OF SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA is taken down and Bronson shoots right back up to his feet, grabbing a hold of him by the head and bringing him up, JUST FOR SOSA TO CONNECT WITH A BACK ELBOW TO HIS FACE! SOSA is winded as he pushes himself away from Bronson for the moment, but Bronson looks to keep the pressure on as he approaches him… JUST FOR SOSA TO KNEE HIM IN THE ABDOMEN BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE GLASS-
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON TURNS TO HIS SIDE AND PREVENTS HIMSELF FROM TAKING THE FULL BRUNT OF THE DAMAGE! Bronson bounces off of the corner… BUT HE’S TOO FOCUSED WITH THAT TO NOTICE SOSA AS HE NAILS BRONSON IN THE JAW WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! Bronson falls back against the ropes again but rebounds off of them a second time… JUST FOR SOSA TO WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST AND LAUNCH HIM INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO FINISH IT OFF!
(Bronson is sprawled out onto the ground in pain while SOSA looks around at the environment around him. Immediately, ideas begin to form inside of his head, but he knows that he’s going to have to take this one step at a time.)
Jake Mercer: SOSA quickly goes toward the edge of the ring, pushing himself upward on the middle rope as he grabs a weapon from there and snatches it down. Bronson is pushing himself back up to his feet, but what he doesn’t see is that SOSA has a GLASS BASEBALL BAT in his hands! SOSA twirls it around, BEFORE SWINGING IT AT HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN! SOSA misses his shot as he turns around, AS BRONSON GRABS A HOLD OF THE WEAPON AND RIPS IT AWAY FROM HIM! SOSA stumbles back but turns around, JUST FOR BRONSON TO TAKE THE BAT AND SLAM IT AGAINST THE ABDOMEN OF SOSA!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA drops down to his knees as Bronson grips the bat in his hand, it surprisingly not shattering just yet, making his way over as he winds it up, allowing SOSA to get back up…
(CRASH!)
Jake Mercer: AS HE SWINGS IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF SOSA, SHATTERING IT INTO A MILLION PIECES AS HE TAKES HIM OUT! SOSA is out as Bronson drops down and hooks the leg, trying to go for an early pin attempt while he has the chance!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA KICKS OUT! Bronson admires how quickly he was able to kick out with the type of hit that he just took, with SOSA rolling to his side and checking his face to see blood begin to slowly trickle down from his forehead. I’m certain there’s going to be a lot more where that came from, and Bronson knows that as well. Bronson pushes himself back up to his feet, and eyes SOSA who doesn’t immediately recover himself, instead rolling toward the edge of the ring, pressing himself up against the glass that lines it. Bronson doesn’t approach us, instead turning around as he runs the ropes… TRYING TO CONNECT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE CHEST OF SOSA TO PRESS HIM INTO THE GLASS EVEN FURTHER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA SEES IT COMING AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE JUST IN TIME TO YANK HIMSELF AWAY FROM HARM! Bronson slides down, his foot making an imprint into the glass as he quickly pulls himself up. SOSA does as well, using the corner, AS HE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF BRONSON! Bronson staggers backward as he grabs a hold of him… SENDING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!
Jake Mercer: Bronson peels himself off, and he leaves a part of the wall completely cracked as blood begins to pour from him as well. Bronson staggers backward as SOSA has his eye on the prize…
Stew-O: AS HE SPRINTS TOWARD THE ROPES AND BACK AT FULL SPEED BEFORE TRYING TO CUT BRONSON IN HALF WITH A SPEAR-
(CRACK!)
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SOSA IS SENT HEAD FIRST AGAINST GLASS WALLZ LIKE A LAWN DART!
Jake Mercer: THE IMPACT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AND BRONSON LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! HE GRABS THE LEGS OF SOSA AND PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE LOOKING TO SET HIM UP…
Stew-O: AS HE GETS A RUNNING START AND TRIES FOR THE ‘BATMAN PUNCH’! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA DIPS HIS HEAD UNDER AND GRABS BRONSON, TAKING HIM DOWN AND LOCKING IN THE CROSSFACE SUBMISSION! BLOOD POURING FROM HIS FACE NOW, THERE’S A SHOT OF ADRENALINE THROUGH THE BODY OF THE CHALLENGER THAT LETS HIM TURN IT AROUND AND GET BACK INTO THIS ONE!
Jake Mercer: Bronson is crying in pain as he stretches out, trying to find a way to get himself out of the situation that he’s in right now! If I were him, I’d tap out right now, but he’s a fighting Champion so I guess he’s doing everything he can to prolong the inevitable! SOSA has the hold locked in tight, trying to pull back on his head! Even if this isn’t the move to finish this match, he wants to do everything that he possibly can in order to wear down the Champion so that he finds it increasingly difficult to get back into this one!
Stew-O: But it seems like Bronson is about to respond, as he plants his hands to the ground and looks to slowly shift his body over to his side! SOSA is trying to maintain his grip on him, but right now that doesn’t seem like an easy task for him considering he just collided head first with the glass structure that surrounds this ring! Both of them are fighting for control right now, but only one of them can get it right now…
Flannery McCoy: AS BRONSON ROLLS HIMSELF OVER AND PINS SOSA’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHH-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA KICKS OUT AND IN TURN IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION HOLD HE HAD ON BRONSON! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
Stew-O: Both of them are quickly getting back up to their feet, Bronson managing to do so quicker as he grabs SOSA and throws him toward the ropes… BUT SOSA BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND TAKES BRONSON DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA! Despite the hindrance, he’s not letting Bronson slow him down at all! Bronson rolls up to a knee, BUT BEFORE HE CAN EVEN LOOK UP, SOSA LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE! SOSA is right back into this!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA rolls toward one of the corners, and it seems like he wants to go airborne. He begins to scale up the turnbuckles, looking down at Bronson who is grabbing his face in pain. I think we know what he might have in mind here as he balances himself on the top turnbuckle…
Jake Mercer: AS HE LAUNCHES OFF WITH A ‘SOSA BOMB’ ATTEMPT! HE’S GOING FOR THE SWANTON TO BRONSON!
Stew-O: ‘CHROME HEARTS’! ‘CHROME HEARTS’! BRONSON CATCHES SOSA IN MID AIR WITH A PERFECTLY TIMED SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is caught just in time and completely leveled down to the ground as the crowd roars in response to the beautiful counter by the World Heavyweight Champion! Bronson makes his way over and pushes SOSA onto his back, throwing an arm over him as his shoulders are pinned to the mat! Will this be the end of this match right here?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! SOSA MANAGES TO KICK OUT JUST IN TIME!
(The look on SOSA’s face tells all, he didn’t expect that at all. He grabs his face, trying to shake off the pain that he’s feeling right now, while on the other hand, Bronson is back up. He doesn’t seem to be interested in continuing the offense though, trying to pace himself and instead see what he can use along the lining of Glass Wallz.)
Stew-O: Bronson just reached up and grabbed a hold of a small bag, and I think we know what might be in there!
(Bronson opens the bag, and finds himself perplexed by what he sees, pulling out a note.)
(“For you, my Mile High buddy ❤️ – J”)
Bronson Daniels: :comeagain:
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON JUST TURNED THE BAG UPSIDE DOWN AND LEGO PIECES BEGIN TO SPILL OUT ONTO THE CANVAS! WHAT A GIFT TO BE GIVEN!
Jake Mercer: :francis: This type of tomfoolery in the main event is why Bronson Daniels will never be MY World Heavyweight Champion. GO GET ‘EM SOSA!
Stew-O: Bronson completely empties the bag, and it looks like he has something in mind right here. SOSA staggers up to his feet and he turns around, no clue what’s about to happen right now… AS BRONSON GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND, HE’S GOING FOR A HUGE SCOOP SLAM ONTO THE MASS OF LEGOS!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SOSA GOES OVER HIM AND LANDS BEHIND HIM! He grabs a hold of the head of Bronson before then lifting him onto his shoulders, HE’S GOING FOR A POWERSLAM ONTO THE LEGOS-
Jake Mercer: WHICH CONNECTS! Bronson gives a cry of pain as SOSA rolls himself away and gets back up to his feet. You can see the pained expression on the face of the challenger, and one as well on Bronson as he rolls himself slowly off the LEGOs, a print of where he landed being pressed into his back. Meanwhile you see SOSA eyeing his prey, waiting for Bronson to get back up to his feet. He’ll take any chance he can get, as long as it means walking out of Glass Wallz tonight as the new World Heavyweight Champion!
Stew-O: SOSA LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GRABS BRONSON, HE’S GOING FOR ‘STOLE YO BITCH’! JUMPING CUTTER!
Flannery McCoy: NO! BRONSON TAKES CONTROL AND DROPS SOSA DOWN ONTO THE LEGOS INSTEAD! BRONSON THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS THE ROPES AND BACK… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST FOR GOOD MEASURE!
(Bronson drops down to the ground, still in pain as he grabs his back. On the other hand SOSA is frozen in pain, finding himself unable to move as he squirms around on top of the agonizing LEGOs. Bronson claws at the canvas, pulling himself away from SOSA, as he seems to have his eye on a weapon that has already been used in this match.)
(Bronson grabs onto the handle of the shattered glass baseball bat, eyeing the edge of it that is jagged and sharp where it broke off after connecting with SOSA’s face. It glimmers under the spotlight, and immediately Bronson turns around and has his eye on SOSA who, on the other hand, is finally able to get his wits about him and start recovering up to his feet.)
Jake Mercer: I don’t think Bronson has good intentions with this one, and since I really want SOSA to come out on top, he should really try moving out of the way before Bronson can go through with what he has in mind. SOSA is up on a kneeling position, still trying to shake off that previous attack by Bronson and get himself back into this one. BUT BRONSON IS ALREADY LUNGING AT HIM AS HE TRIES TO STAB HIM WITH THE GLASS HANDLE!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA USES BOTH HIS HANDS TO STOP THE ATTACK JUST IN TIME! Bronson struggles to break through his defenses, and that gives SOSA enough time to push himself up to his feet before booting Bronson in the abdomen! He snatches the glass handle away…
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE STABBING BRONSON IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IT!
(Bronson is taken down to the ground as he shields his face in pain, blood continuing to pour down. SOSA with a sinister grin on his face, drops down and mounts on top of him, gripping the sharp glass in his hand…)
Jake Mercer: AND NOW SOSA IS STABBING DOWNWARD TOWARD THE FACE OF BRONSON! BRONSON IS TRYING TO BLOCK THE ATTACK, BUT SOSA DOES NOT HESITATE TO STAB HIS HAND AS WELL AS HE’S RELENTLESS!
Stew-O: BRONSON SQUIRMS OUT, BUT SOSA QUICKLY TRANSITIONS! HE GRABS BRONSON WITH ONE ARM, AS HE DRIVES THE JAGGED EDGE OF THE GLASS HANDLE INTO HIS FOREHEAD! AND HE’S NOT LETTING UP EITHER! HE’S TWISTING IT INTO THE WOUNDS THAT BRONSON ALREADY HAS! BRONSON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SOSA FORCES HIM UP, BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND!
Flannery McCoy: ‘STOLE YO BITCH’! THE JUMPING CUTTER CONNECTS AS BRONSON LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE PILE OF LEGOS! BRONSON IS DOWN! SOSA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOO!!!! BRONSON KICKS OUT! GODDAMMIT! BRONSON KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: The look of disbelief on the face of SOSA tells it all, he didn’t expect that not to close out the match, and frustration is beginning to build up for the persistence of the World Heavyweight Champion now. But that’s why he’s the Champion, that’s why he’s in the position that he’s in right now! And as long as this match continues, he’ll lay it all on the line if need be, and I think that SOSA understands that more than anyone else.
(SOSA rolls back up to his feet, blood continues to trickle down as he wipes his hands on his chest. He then turns, immediately having his eye on something else as he makes his way over, getting another bag that is attached to the structure.)
Flannery McCoy: Now if these aren’t thumbtacks, then I don’t know what to say anymore…
Jake Mercer: I hope it’s something that will end this match quickly so that we don’t have to see Bronson Daniels as World Heavyweight Champion anymore.
(SOSA makes his way over, not pouring out the contents of the bag just yet, instead grabbing Bronson by the head and slowly beginning to drag him upward.)
Stew-O: SOSA TURNS THE BAG UPSIDE DOWN, HE’S POURING THE THUMBTACKS INTO THE MOUTH OF BRONSON! NO!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: Gawd is good.
Flannery McCoy: SOSA EMPTIES THE BAG COMPLETELY AS BRONSON’S MOUTH IS OVERFLOWING WITH THUMBTACKS…
Jake Mercer: BEFORE LEAPING UP AND GOING FOR A SECOND ‘STOLE YO BITCH’ ONTO THE LEGO PIECES STILL SCATTERED ON THE GROUND! THE JUMPING CUTTER TO POSSIBLY FINISH THE JOB ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO ESCAPE, UNWINDING HIMSELF…
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE SPITTING THE THUMBTACKS OUT INTO THE FACE OF SOSA!
Jake Mercer: SOSA IS MOMENTARILY BLINDED, THE THUMBTACKS RAINING DOWN ON THE GROUND, AND THIS GIVES BRONSON THE OPPORTUNITY THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AT HAND…
Stew-O: AS HE CONNECTS WITH ‘SAVAGE MODE’ ONTO THE THUMBTACKS! SOSA IS SPIKED DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND COMPLETELY TAKEN OUT, AS BRONSON ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! NO! SOSA KICKS OUT OF IT! HOW THE HELL WAS HE ABLE TO DO THAT?! BRONSON CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING!
Jake Mercer: THE DREAM IS ALIVE! THE GET RID OF BRONSON AGENDA CONTINUES! LET’S GO SOSA! KICK HIS ASS! YOU’RE GOING TO BE A CHAMPION BY THE TIME THIS IS OVER!
(Bronson slowly rolls off of the body of SOSA, blood pouring from his mouth as he looks a bit ticked off at the events that have occured in this match. He’s going to have to end this quickly if he wants to come out of Glass Wallz intact and with the World Heavyweight Championship in tow. Blood is now beginning to trickle down from the head of SOSA, as he slowly pulls thumbtacks out from him, it’s a wonder even to him that he has managed to keep consciousness for as long as he has.)
Stew-O: Bronson uses the ropes to help himself up, leaning against them and trying to compose himself and get back into the game. On the contrary, SOSA is trying his best to stand on his own two feet, but as this match goes on, that is something that finds itself becoming increasingly more difficult. He manages though and it’s Bronson that’s left to pick up the pieces, as he makes his way over and grabs the head of SOSA. He pulls him toward him…
Flannery McCoy: AS HE GOES FOR A SECOND ‘SAVAGE MODE’!
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA SLIPS HIS HEAD OUT FROM UNDERNEATH, SPINNING AROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A SIDE KICK TO THE ABDOMEN WHICH SENDS BRONSON UP AGAINST THE ROPES! Bronson bounces off of the ropes… BEFORE SPINNING AROUND AND GOING FOR A DISCUS LARIAT!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER THAT BEFORE SEIZING THE ARM AND CONNECTING WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Bronson is taken down, but not completely as SOSA still has a hold of him around his wrist, he pulls him back up to his feet, looking to follow that up…
(CRACK!)
Flannery McCoy: AS HE SPINS BRONSON AROUND AND RUNS HIM FACE FIRST INTO GLASS WALLZ! It doesn’t look like SOSA is done either, on dear…
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: AND HE CONTINUES TO SLAM BRONSON’S FACE REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE GLASS! BRONSON’S FACE IS MAKING AN INDENT AS HIS BLOOD STAINS THE GLASS AND PAINTS A VIVID CRIMSON PICTURE!
Stew-O: After sometime SOSA finally relents, releasing the grip that he has on Bronson as he staggers back before falling down to the ground. This is SOSA’s prime opportunity to take advantage of the situation and he knows it! He doesn’t go right at Bronson, instead he’s reaching out and taking something that’s attached to the walls of the structure. We’ve already seen what they can use to their advantage in this, I could only imagine what is next right now…
Flannery McCoy: SOSA JUST PULLED DOWN A ROLL OF LIGHT TUBES! The fluorescent glass weapons are raised for all to see and it does not seem like SOSA has any good intentions with these either. He begins to lay them out on the ground, picking up one for himself as he looks to give Bronson a taste of what’s going to come his way. Bronson is slowly beginning to get up, grabbing his head in what is probably excruciating pain for him right now. SOSA winds it up… BEFORE HE SWINGS THE LIGHTTUBE AGAINST THE HEAD OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION-
Jake Mercer: BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT JUST IN TIME! The Champion avoids immediate danger as he sizes SOSA up…
Stew-O: GOING FOR A SECOND ‘CHROME HEARTS’ TO THE HEAD! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO SOSA!
(CRASH!)
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA USES THE LIGHTTUBE TO BLOCK IT AS IT SHATTERS INTO PIECES UPON IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: It drops down to the ground as Bronson manages to catch himself, JUST FOR SOSA TO CATCH HIM INSTEAD WITH A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Bronson is clipped by it as he staggers back himself, JUST FOR SOSA TO LAUNCH INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A HIGH KNEE THAT DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! SOSA then turns around and runs to the ropes and back… CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING FRONT DROPKICK TO FOLLOW THAT UP AND DROP BRONSON DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: SOSA then turns around and makes his way toward one of the corners, making his way up as it seems that he is perhaps looking for another ‘SOSA BOMB’ to continue the offense toward Bronson Daniels right now.
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN, BRONSON SPRINTS FORWARD AND NAILS SOSA WITH A STRIKE THAT DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Bronson does not waste any time sending strikes to the face, trying to wear him down before he can try anything on him! SOSA tries to kick him away, but he’s too weak to do that as Bronson nails him with a final strike before…
(CRASH!)
Jake Mercer: SENDING HIM PLUMMETING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE ROW OF LIGHT TUBES! DUST FLIES EVERYWHERE AND CREATES A CLOUD AROUND THE RING! BUT WE CAN SEE SOMETHING CLEARLY, AND THAT’S BRONSON DROPPING DOWN AND GOING FOR THE PIN! NOOOO!!! NOT LIKE THIS! PLEASE KICK OUT SOSA FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF IT JUST IN TIME! WHAT WILL IT TAKE?!
(Bronson wipes the particle clouds away, gasping for air as he sits up. He doesn’t seem all that happy that SOSA has managed to persevere through all of this, but he knows that this is the type of challenger that he’s asked for, and the type of challenger that he is ultimately going to get. Bronson pulls himself up, wondering to himself what he’s going to need to do if he wants to put the nail in the coffin when it comes to this match, slowly adjusting his elbow pad.)
(Slowly SOSA is beginning to rise back up, after all the carnage that he’s been through, it’s a wonder that this is happening at all. He slowly gets up to a knee, unbeknownst to him what Bronson had in mind as he begins to set him up for a big move that if it connects, might spell the end of this match. Bronson leans against the corner, waiting for the right opportunity to take advantage…)
Flannery McCoy: ‘MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF’! SWINGING BACK ELBOW TO THE BACK OF SOSA’S HEAD TO CLOSE THIS MATCH OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL! WILL THIS BE IT?!
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA TAKES THE END OF ONE OF BROKEN LIGHT TUBES AND STABS IT INTO THE ABDOMEN OF BRONSON! OH MY GOD!
(SOSA digs the jagged edge into the gut of Bronson, before ultimately letting go and trying to get back up. Bronson seizes his gut, blood beginning to pour out from there as he falls against the ropes.)
Stew-O: ‘STOLE YO BITCH’! SOSA LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CATCHES HIM WITH A SECOND JUMPING CUTTER! BRONSON IS DOWN…
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA CAN’T CAPITALIZE! HE’S OUT AS WELL! THE DAMAGE THAT HE’S TAKEN IN THIS MATCH HAS TAKEN TOO MUCH OUT OF HIM!
(SOSA is splayed out on the ground, desperately trying to reach his arm out and at least throw it over Bronson so he can pin him, but he’s in so much of a weakened state that something like that is not possible. The crowd stirs in anticipation as he slowly begins to crawl over, his blood staining the canvas as he drags himself…)
Jake Mercer: SOSA FINALLY MANAGES TO THROW HIS ARM OVER BRONSON! PIN ATTEMPT! PLEASE! PLEASE! WE NEED A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND WE NEED IT NOT TO BE BRONSON DANIELS! I BEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE AND IT WAS NOT ON SOSA’S SIDE! BRONSON MANAGES TO KICK OUT AND THE LOOK ON THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION’S FACE IS NOTHING BUT DISBELIEF! THIS MATCH IS FAR FROM OVER IN THE EYES OF BRONSON!
(SOSA rolls himself onto his back, his eyes widening as he is forced to continue questioning what it is going to take to get the job done. Both of these Elitists have done everything they can to get the victory, and even then it’s clear that their best is not enough. Everything that they’ve done so far, doesn’t even scratch the surface of what it is going to take to keep the other down.)
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is slowly beginning to rise back up one more time, and he knows that this match, with one well-placed move, could be over. It’s a question of whether or not either or are willing to do that. If Bronson and SOSA are willing to continue to give more than they already have in order to get their point across. It’s a desperate fight for supremacy right now, but it seems that regardless of that, they find themselves at a standstill of sorts.
(SOSA grabs Bronson by the head, using him as leverage to push himself upward and onto his feet. He is seen slightly shaking his head, as he continues to ponder what he’s going to do next.)
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: SOSA GRABS BRONSON AROUND THE WAIST BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAINST THE GLASS WALLZ! Bronson’s head bounces off of it, and that’s not the first time that’s happened in this match! He goes limp in the arms of SOSA as SOSA turns him around…
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: FOLLOWING IT UP BY DRIVING HIM INTO ANOTHER SIDE OF THE STRUCTURE! The back of Bronson’s head is bleeding profusely now and he knows that he needs to find a way out of this before SOSA can use it to his full advantage! SOSA turns around again…
(CRACK!)
Flannery McCoy: RAMMING BRONSON AGAINST THE THIRD SIDE OF GLASS WALLZ! SOSA KEEPS A HOLD OF HIM AND WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT FOLLOWS IT UP…
Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE HE CAN, BRONSON USES BOTH HIS ELBOWS AND DRIVES IT DOWN AGAINST THE SHOULDER BLADES OF SOSA WITH AUTHORITY! SOSA drops down to a kneeling position as Bronson steps back… CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE TO COMPLETELY TAKE HIM OUT!
Stew-O: Look at the battle scars that are being shown all over the body of these Elitists right now. Blood is everywhere, they’re hurt, and there’s no telling how either of them are able to rebound like they have in this. Bronson is slowly rising up, with SOSA following closely behind him. Both Elitists know what they’re going to have to try and pull off if they want to get ahead in this match, and that means continuing to push their limits to the absolute max!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON TAKES A SWING AT SOSA- But SOSA manages to duck under that just in time! Bronson turns around, JUST FOR SOSA TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST WHICH SENDS HIM BACK! Bronson falls against the ropes but quickly bounces off of them as SOSA sprints toward him… JUST FOR BRONSON TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND LIFT HIM UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STUN GUN THAT BOUNCES HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: SOSA manages to catch himself and keep on his feet, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING, BRONSON GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD- BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER THAT! SOSA BOUNCES UP AND GOES FOR AN ENZUIGIRI- BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER THAT! SOSA lands on his stomach and pushes back up, ONLY FOR BRONSON TO GO FOR A SUPERKICK- BUT SOSA MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG! He spins Bronson around, GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD- BUT BRONSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND LEAPS OFF THE GROUND WITH AN ATTEMPT AT A PELE KICK TO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD-
Stew-O: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT INSTEAD! Bronson lands on a knee, AS SOSA PAUNCHES THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD! SOSA then turns around and runs to the ropes and back… AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE CHEST OF BRONSON- BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT, BRONSON LEAPS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know how Bronson was able to recover so quickly but that’s what he did, and he managed to take SOSA down just in time with a picture perfect move! Bronson rolls back up to his feet and SOSA is doing so at the same time, AS BRONSON RUNS FORWARD HIM-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA JUST TOOK THE STEEL CHAIR FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH AND TOSSED IT AT THE FACE OF BRONSON! Bronson staggers back as SOSA quickly drops down…
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: TAKING THE CHAIR AND SMASHING IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF BRONSON! Bronson doesn’t fall down, instead falling against the ropes as he teeters for a moment before catching himself, and SOSA is about to use the chair again…
(CRASH!)
Flannery McCoy: HE SWINGS AT THE HEAD OF BRONSON, BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS THE CHAIR INSTEAD COMPLETELY SHATTERS A PART OF THE GLASS PANEL! SOSA HAS NO CLUE WHAT HAPPENED-
Jake Mercer: AS BRONSON TAKES ONE OF THE GLASS SHARDS AND STABS IT AGAINST THE KNEECAP OF SOSA!
Stew-O: SOSA IMMEDIATELY DROPS THE CHAIR AND HOBBLES TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING, IN WHAT HAS TO HE EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS HE TRIES TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO RECOVER BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON JUST TOOK THE CHAIR AND SMASHED IT AGAINST THE KNEECAP OF SOSA! SOSA IS COMPLETELY DROPPED DOWN TO THE GROUND AND NOW BRONSON IS WAILING AWAY ON HIM WITH THE FOREIGN OBJECT WHILE HE HAS THE CHANCE RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON RELEASING ALL THE ENERGY AND AGGRESSION THAT HE POSSIBLY CAN RIGHT NOW INTO THIS ONE ATTACK! THIS ONE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY THAT HE CAN GET IN ORDER TO HOPEFULLY WIN AND RETAIN HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! BRONSON CONTINUES TO SMASH THE CHAIR DOWN AND SOSA ISN’T EVEN REACTING TO IT! HE MIGHT BE OUT COMPLETELY NOW AND BRONSON KNOWS IT!
(Bronson drops the chair down to the ground, dipping down to a knee in exhaustion. SOSA is completely splayed out as he gasps for air, trying his best to recover now but he is completely unable to. Both of these men have had a lot taken out of them but right now, it’s SOSA that seems to have taken the brunt of the damage. SOSA rolls toward the edge of the ring, grabbing a hold of the ropes and pushing himself up.)
Stew-O: Seriously, even I’m beginning to wonder at this point how much more it’s going to take in order to keep either of them down.
Flannery McCoy: All I know is that whatever they’ve been throwing at them right now has not been enough at all. Both of them were stepping into Glass Wallz completely knowing of the environment that they were under, and what they were going to have to give in order to finish the job.
Jake Mercer: Look man, I don’t know what happens, nor do I care. AS LONG AS BRONSON DANIELS DOES NOT WIN THIS MATCH, THE WORLD WILL BE SAVED!
Flannery McCoy: Can’t you let go of your grudge for one match and at least give him credit for this performance?
Jake Mercer: …
Stew-O: Bronson falls backward against one of the turnbuckles, and he braces himself for impact as SOSA tries to rise back up himself. He has no clue where he is and is trying to fight back, but Bronson might have him right where he wants him as he sets him up…
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON IS GOING FOR ‘CELESTIAL WHIRLWIND’! THE DOUBLE BACK HANDSPRING PELE KICK-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA CATCHES BRONSON WITH A SPEAR THAT CUTS HIM RIGHT IN HALF! THE SPEAR CONNECTS WHILE BRONSON IS BASICALLY UPSIDE DOWN MID MOVE AND SOSA KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO NOW! HE HAS TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF OR ELSE THERE MAY NOT BE ANOTHER CHANCE!
(SOSA rolls toward the apron, grabbing a hold of the ropes and using them to get back up to his feet. His head presses up against the wall of the glass structure, staining it before he then uses the ropes to climb up to the top turnbuckle, pain as blood continues to trickle down his leg thanks to Bronson stabbing him in the knee. Bronson, despite the pain that he has to be going through right now, is beginning to stir and bring himself back to life. He knows that he can’t let the World Heavyweight Championship, not after everything that he has been through that led him to finally capturing this title. Despite this, SOSA has no mercy…)
Stew-O: SOSA LEAPS OFF! IT’S ‘PAID IN FULL’ TIME! THE STOMP THAT CAN FINISH IT ALL AND GET SOSA HENDERSON HIS SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
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Flannery McCoy: BRONSON GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CATCHES SOSA WITH A ‘GODBREAKER’ OUT OF MIDAIR! OH MY GOD! THE HIGH LEAPING CODEBREAKER MANAGES TO CONNECT!
(SOSA is dropped down to the canvas, but staggers backward and instead falls back against the ropes before slowly slouching down to the canvas. He rolls toward the edge of the apron, looking up at the lights, but he’s been through a lot worse in this match. He pulls himself up using the ropes, managing to get himself up to a vertical base as he once again pressed his head against the glass panel around the ring. But what he doesn’t realize is… Bronson has been waiting for him this entire time.)
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! ‘MICKEY I JUST KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF’ RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SOSA! SWINGING BACK ELBOW SANDWICHES SOSA’S HEAD BETWEEN BRONSON AND GLASS WALLZ! A CRACK IS SHOWN ON THE GLASS WITH A BLOOD MARK AS BRONSON ISN’T DONE, HE TURNS AROUND AND MANAGES TO GET A RUNNING START TO THE ROPES…
(CRASH!)
Stew-O: A SECOND ‘MICKEY I JUST KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF’ TO THE FACE OF SOSA! THE SHEER POWER BEHIND THAT STRIKE CAUSES PART OF THE GLASS PANEL TO SHATTER! SOSA IS KNOCKED OUT COLD AS BRONSON GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE COLLAPSES OVER HIM AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Clash of Gods’ begins to blast through the speakers as the Glass Wallz structure quickly begins to open up and the medical team rushes down to check on both Elitists inside the ring. The exhaustion finally begins to take over for Bronson Daniels as he pulls himself off of the body of SOSA Henderson and drops down completely to the mat. Bronson is breathing heavily as the official checks on him, but Bronson does not want any help, as he grabs a hold of the ropes and uses them to get back up to his feet. He makes his way over to his World Heavyweight Championship, grabbing it as he smears it with his blood before raising it into the air.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner, AND STILL! THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: …
Flannery McCoy: Jake…?
Jake Mercer: I can’t do this.
Stew-O: BRONSON COMES OUT ON TOP! Man, what a hellacious match that we’ve just gotten the opportunity to witness. A back and forth for the ages as they both gave it their all in order to capture the World Heavyweight Champion. At the end of the day, as much as SOSA gave, it was Bronson who managed to come out on top inside the Glass Wallz with the title around his waist.
Jake Mercer: …
Flannery McCoy: Credit where credit is due, SOSA had a lot to prove and he lived up to expectations, but what has already been a spectacular reign for Bronson Daniels continues! What a night! What a House of Glass! Congratulations to Bronson Daniels on retaining! We’ll see you next week!
(Bronson rolls out of the ring, taking his title and raising it into the air. SOSA is still being checked on inside the ring, having not gained consciousness at all. The last shot seen is a pyro show erupting behind the victorious Champion as House of Glass begins to fade to black from there.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
