( Ominous music plays as the hell in the cell is lowered to the floor )
Ring Announcer: The following is your main event and it is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!
( A promo package begins to play showing Methuselah in the ring )
Meth: I always knew this day would happen …I always feared this day would happen…
Meth: Back before Demon got big, before he got popular, before anybody even knew who he was, I put him under my wing and thought him everything that he knows…
( Highlights play of Demon teaming with Mr.Blood )
Meth: I watched him win King of Extreme, I watched him carry himself as a world champion, I watched it all like a smiling father watching his son finally make it… he was going to carry on my legacy, he was supposed to be the modern day Mr.DEDEDE.
( Highlights of Demons WHC title reign play )
Meth: And yet he sold his soul for riches, he sold his soul to be noticed; he stabbed me in the back …
( Highlights play of Demon joining Project E.G.O )
Meth: He’s always wanted to be like me, he always craved MY approval …He tried to use MY theme song at House of Glass, he tried to use MY spear last week, he tries to talk to his opponents like I do….
You could have had anybody induct you into the Hall of Fame, you could have had your EGO ‘friends’ induct you, you could have had Cameron or Dubian induct you but no, you HAD ME induct you.
( Highlights of DEDEDE inducting Demon into the HOF )
Meth: I’m gonna put his career to rest, I’m going to cut off his wings and watch him fall, fall worse than he already has for the last two months.
Demon: And Ryan Adams is nothing more than an egoistical, selfish son of a bitch who wouldn’t give a rats ass if EAW closed its doors tomorrow morning.
( Promo video ends )
( Monster by Kanye West hits as Methuselah walks out )
Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring ….METHUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEELLAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ready or Not by Meek Mill plays as Dark Demon walks out )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Flashback: Here we go, both men circle each other before going face to face …AND JUST LIKE AT NO REGARDS, DEMON SPITS IN THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! AND METH FIRES BACK AT DEMON WITH A BIG HAYMAKER TO THE FACE! AND DEMON FIRES ONE BACK AT METH! BOTH EXPLODING FISTS AT EACH OTHER!! THIS IS LIKE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING STYLE FISTS, RELENTLESS!! …And Methuselah backs up into the turnbuckle as Demon continues to pound into his former idol with stiff and powerful fists and elbows…
Fan: Demon now grabs Meth and looks for the Irish whip but Meth reserves with a whip of his own and sends Demon into the opposing turnbuckle, Meth charges at Demon in the opposite corner but DEMON CONNECTS WITH THE CYCLONE KILL!! ROLLING BIG BOOT INTO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!! …Meth goes down and rolls out of the ring, big time move already by Demon as he rolls out of the ring and just watches Methuselah try and get to his feet…Demon grabs Meth and RAM HIS HEAD INTO THE CELL STRUCTURE! BUT METH BLOCKS IT BY RAMMING HIS ELBOW INTO DEMONS MID-SECTION AND GRABS DEMON, SMASHING DEMONS FACE INTO THE CELL WALL!! ..Demon is the first to taste the cell tonight but Meth isn’t done as he grabs Demon and LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!!
Flashback: I could hear the impact from here, Demon is clutching his shoulder in large amounts of pain as Meth wastes absolutely no time here, lifting Demon up to his feet and whipping him into the opposing cell structure spine first! Meth now grabs Demon, screaming abuse into his face as he looks for a second Irish whip into the cell but Demon reserves and PULLS METHUSELAH IN —-AND CONNECTS WITH A FLAPJACK!! SENDING METH FACE/TORSO FIRST INTO THE CELL!! METHS BODY EATS INTO THAT CELL!! AND DEMON KEEPS HOLD OF METH, ALLOWING HIM TO DROP HIM HARD ONTO THE FLOOR SPINE FIRST!! Demon is given some time to regroup, some time to rethink and get back into this as he clutches onto his shoulder …
Fan: Demon looks under the ring and pulls out a steel chair, Meth is getting to his feet but NOT FOR LONG AS DEMON CRACKS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE TOP OF METHS HEAD!! THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL CHAIR SHOT JUST RATTLED METHS BRAINS AS METH STUMBLES WITH HIS BACK UP AGAINST THE CELL AS DEMON SWINGS AGAIN, THIS TIME SWINGING FOR METHS FACE!! Meth falls to his hands and knees as Demon DRIVES that chair into his spine as Meth yells out in pain! Demon throws the chair back into the ring and looks back underneath the ring, Demon smirks as he pulls out a steel chain, this isn’t gonna be pretty as Demon has that chain in his hand as Meth is trying to get to his feet but DEMON WHIPS METHUSELAH ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!! DEMON IS WHIPPING METHUSELAH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN, WHIPPING HIM LIKE A DOG AS METH IS ROARING IN PAIN AGAINST THAT CELL!!
Flashback: AND DEMON NOW WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND METHS THROAT AND STARTS CHOKING METHUSELAH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!! DEMON REARS BACK CAUSING THE CHAIN TO GO FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF METH!! CUTTING OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY!! METH IS BEING CHOKED OUT BY THAT CHAIN AS DEMON TIGHTENS THE HOLD!! METHS FACE IS LOSING COLOUR FAST, HE’S FADING FAST, THIS COULD BE OVER FAST AS DEMON TRIES TIGHTENING THE CHOKE WITH THAT CHAIN!! BUT METH PULLS HIS ARMS BACK, RAKING DEMON IN THE EYES!! Demon stumbles backwards as Meth is struggling for air, he’s gasping desperately for oxygen as he takes that chain off around his neck…
Fan: And Demon comes back at Meth but METH SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIN RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! Demon slumps by the ring frame, that knocked him loopy as Meth has time to recover, Meth rolls Demon onto the apron and Meth rolls into the ring with the steel chain as he waits for Demon to slowly get up, slowly get to his feet on that apron BUT METH AGAIN SMASHES THAT CHAIN BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! AND THAT CAUSES THE BRIDGE ON DEMONS NOSE TO START BLEEDING, DEMON IS THE FIRST TO SEE DEMON IN THIS MATCH AS HE TRIES TO HOLD ONTO THE ROPE TO HOLD HIM UP….
Flashback:…But Meth wraps that chain around Demons throat, Meth is struggling to breathe but he doesn’t seem to care at this point as he grabs the loose part of the chain and FALLS BACKWARDS…CAUSING THE PART OF THE CHAIN WRAPPED ON DEMONS THROAT TO DRIVE INTO HIS THROAT!! AND NOW ITS METH WHO IS CHOKING DEMON, REARING AS BACK AS HE CAN AS DEMON IS GETTING CHOKED, ALMOST IN A HANGING POSITION!! AND METH PUTS AS MORE FORCE INTO PULLING THE CHAIN BACK AS HE HUMANLY CAN THAT DEMONS HEAD PUT JUST SNAP OFF!!! DEMONS AIR SUPPLY HAS BEEN CUT OFF AND HE’S FADING, FADING FAST AS HIS HEAD IS DROPPING AS METH CONTINUES TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN!!
Fan: And Meth finally lets go as Demon slumps by that rope, Demons head is dropped as he is gasping for air but Meth wastes no time and picks up the steel chair that Demon brought in and SWINGS THE CHAIR AT DEMONS HEAD FULL FORCE!!! THE CHAIR CONNECTS INTO THE SIDE OF DEMONS HEAD WITH AS MUCH FORCE AS METH COULD PUT IN AS DEMON FALLS OFF THE APRON AND CRASHES INTO THE CELL!! OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS!! ….Meth now has time to regroup, he has marks all across his back, Demon is utterly motionless on the floor, laying in a tiny puddle of blood from the bridge of his nose as Meth rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the ring …pulling out a BARBED WIRE 2X4!!These want to destroy each other and bah gawd are they gonna do it!
Flashback: Meth is wielding that 2×4 in his hand as he grabs Demon and GRINDS THAT 2X4 INTO THE HEAD OF DEMON!! THE BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO DEMONS FOREHEAD AS METH GRINDS THAT 2X4 FURTHER INTO DEMONS FOREHEAD, DEMON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FOREHEAD!! And Meth isn’t done, not by a long shot as he lifts Demon up and JUST WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THE HEAD OF DEMON SMASHES INTO THOSE STEPS THAT COME OFF!! THAT’S HOW MUCH IMPACT METH USED AND JUST IMAGINE WHAT TYPE OF PAIN DEMON IS GOING THROUGH IN HIS HEAD NOW!! And Meth is watching Demon suffer by those steps, Meth places the 2×4 on the apron and Demon is barely moving as Meth walks over, stomping Demon on the head and Meth lifts up the top part of the steps and OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!
Fan: METH DROPS THE STEPS ONTO DEMONS CHEST!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON KICKS METH IN THE GROIN, OUT OF DESPERATION, OUT OF SHEER WILL!!! And Meth is still holding onto those steps, he’s in pain from that kick to the nuts that DEMON USING WHATEVER FORCE HE HAS LEFT IN HIS LEGS TO KICK BOTH FEET AT THE STEPS, CUASING IT TO BOUNCE DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF METH!! And Meth falls down, holding onto his face as Demon is crawling away, regrouping and regaining his senses, he’s taken the beating already as he uses the cell to lift himself up, half of Demons face is covered in blood and he grabs the 2×4, how Demon is even walking is beyond me right now…
Flashback: Meth is using the opposing cell wall to lift himself up to his feet, blood trickling down from above his right eye as Demon slowly walks towards Meth …AND DEMON SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE SPINE OF METHUSELAH!! AND AGAIN BY DEMON AND AGAIN!! THAT 2X4 IS RIPPING SKIN OF METHS BACK!!! AND DEMON GOES FOR ONE FINAL SWING INTO METHS BACK!! AND LOOK FAN, THAT 2X4 IS CAUGHT IN METHS BACK!! THE 2X4 IS CAUGHT IN THE SKIN OF METHS BACK, OH GOD, THIS IS DIGUSTING AS DEMON JUST RIPS THE BAT OFF METHS BACK, CAUSING SKIN TO COME OFF WITH IT!!! DEAR GOD, METHS BACK IS BLEEDING BAD AS HE ROARS IN PAIN, THIS IS UNWORDLY!
Fan: And Demon rolls Meth back into the ring, Demon slides in, still battered himself as Meth is pulling himself up but DEMON GOES FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!! BUT NO!!!! METH DUCKS IT AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR!!! SPEAR INTO DEMON!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON SIDE-STEPPED IT AT THE LAST MOMENT AS METH CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE SHOULDER FIRST!! AND DEMON GRABS METH FROM BEHIND AND HITS A RESERVE DDT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! THE BACK OF METHS HEAD HITS INTO THAT CHAIR! AND DEMON WITH THE PIN!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!……….TWO!!!!!!!!!………..NO!!!!!!! KICKOUT BY METH!!!!
Flashback: And Meth now rolls out of the ring, probably for the smart reasons as Demon is pulling himself up to his feet, hatred is driving this man along as Meth is using the ring frame to lift himself up but DEMON CHARGES.. AND DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A TOPE CON DEMON!!! RUNNING SOMMERSAULT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! BUT METH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DEMON IS HURLED AND CRASHES INTO THE CELL WALL SPINE FIRST AND LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR! BAH GAWD AMIGHTY! And Meth looks on, SMILING that Demon is in a wreck of pain and Meth looks underneath the ring, pulling out …OH GOD!! METHUSELAH PULLS OUT NOT ONE BUT TWO BARBED WIRE TABLES!!! THIS IS HOW EVIL METH IS, THIS IS HOW MERICLESS THIS MAN IS!! TWO FREAKING BARBED WIRE TABLES!!
Fan: Meth slides each table into the ring and grabs Demon, rolling him back into the ring as Meth again checks under the ring …pulling out a 15ft Ladder! Meth slides that ladder into the ring, picking it up as Demon is trying to get up and METH RAMS THE LADDER INTO THE RIBS OF DEMON!! Demon falls to his knees as METH AGAIN DRIVES THE LADDER BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! DEMON GOES DOWN, THAT INJURED NOSE NOT ANY BETTER AS METH DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!!! THIS IS SURELY IT!!!
ONE!!!!!!!………..TWOO!!!!!!!!!!……..NO!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
Flashback: And Meth is FURIOUS! Meth is ANGRY! Meth lifts himself to his feet as he grabs one of the barbed wire tables and opens it up, Meth is planning to end this now as he grabs Demon and drags him towards the table….AND METH LIFTS DEMON UP, SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON KNEES METH IN THE GROIN, SECOND SHOT IN THE GROIN AS DEMON LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR AND DROPS HIM THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! METHS HEAD GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!! METH WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE!!! METH HAS BARBED WIRE CUTTING INTO HIS HEAD!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW DEMON FOUND THE STRENGTH TO PULL THAT OFF BUT HE DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!………..TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!………..NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! METH KICKS OUT!!! METH KICKS OUT!!!! SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW!!!!
Fan: UNBELIEVABLE!!! METH IS LYING IN BARBED WIRE, HIS HEAD IS CUT OPEN AND POURING BLOOD DOWN HIS FACE AS DEMON IS REALIZING WHAT HE GOT HIMSELF INTO …Demon is lifting himself to his feet, Demon lifts up the ladder and DRIVES THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! DEMON TRYING TO MAKE METHS LUNGS COLLAPSE BUT EACH DEMON DOES THIS, THE BARBED WIRE THAT METH IS LYING IN, DIGS FURTHER INTO THE CUT BACK OF METHUSELAH!! And Demon drops the ladder, Demon now stalks Methuselah, who’s slowly crawling out of the wreckage and towards the ropes, Demon is completely toying with Methuselah now as Meth COUGHS UP BLOOD…
Flashback: And Meth is slowly pushing himself up, look at his body Fan, his back is drenched in blood as is his face, barbed wire is STUCK in his back as Demon is ready to put the nail in the coffin …And Meth turns around …AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO METH!!!!!! BUT METH DUCKS IT!!!!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!! GRAND SLAM INTO DEMON!!! THE GAWD HAS COME OUT TONIGHT, I DON’T KNOW OUT OF DESPERATION OR WHAT BUT DEMON HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WITH FORCE!!! PIN HIM METH!!! FINISH HIM OFF!!! WAIT, LOOK AT THIS!! METH KIPS UP!!!! METH KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!!! THE ADRENALINE IS FLOWING THROUGH THE BLOOD OF METHUSELAH AND METH STEPS OVER THE HEAD OF DEMON AND PULLS OFF HIS ELBOW PAD….OH MY….WE KNOW WHAT IS COMING UP AS METHUSELAH RUNS OFF THE ROPES…HOPS OVER DEMON….OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN ENTERTAINMENT ….THE BOTTOMLESS ELBOW!!!!!
Fan: HE GOT IT!!!!! METHUSELAH GOT IT!!!!!!! HE HASN’T HIT THAT MOVE IN SOOOO LONG BUT BAH GAWD, HE HAS IT!!! METH HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF DARK DEMON!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………..THREEEE—NO!!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!!
Fan: WHAT?!!?!? WHAT!?!??! HOW…..HOW DID DEMON DO THAT?!? HOW DID DEMON KICK OUT OF THAT…METH IS IN SHOCK, HE NEEDS TO HIT THAT SPEAR ON DEMON! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN THIS MATCH!! Meth is in shock, he’s pulling at his hair but Meth looks over at that steel chair and gets to his feet, Meth picks up the chair and slowly walks over to the turnbuckle…And Meth climbs the turnbuckle with the chair, Meth is in ungodly wants of pain but he keeps on climbing as Demon is motionless on the mat and Meth looks down at him …OH NO!!! METHS GONNA FINISH DEMON OFF!!! METH LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE WINGS OF HELL!!! THE WINGS OF HELL INTO DE—-NO!!!!! DEMON, ALMOST MOCKING METH KIPS UP TO HIS FEET, ‘ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER’ AND CATCHES METH IN MID-AIR ON HIS SHOULDERS …OH NO!!!!
Flashback: GO!!! TO!!!!! SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!! THE COMA KILLAH!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THAT’S THE SAME MOVE THAT CM BANKS USED TO PUT METH INTO RETIREMENT AT PAIN 4 PRIDE, THAT EXACT SAME COUNTER, WINGS OF HELL INTO A GTS AND HISTORY IS GOING TO REPEAT ITSELF!!! DEMON KNOCKED OUT ONE OF METHS TEETH WITH THAT… AND DEMON FALLS TO HIS KNEES, SMIRKING, LAUGHING, HE’S GOT A BLOODY FACE, HE’S IN JOY, CAESAR AS HE IS KNOWS METH IS MOTIONLESSS, HE’S MILKING IT IN, MILKING IN THE JOY AS DEMON HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF METH!! HERE WE GO!!!!
ONE!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: WAIT NO!!! HANG ON, HOLD THE PHONE FLASH!!! THE REFEREE IS WAVING THE PIN OFF!!! METH HAS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS IS STILL ON!!! WOOW!!! DEMON CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE’S GOT A EXPRESSIONLESS FACE ON HIM, HE’S LOOKING AT HIS BLOODY HANDS IN SHOCK….AND SHOCK TURNS TO ANGER, DEMON GETS TO HIS FEET AND GRABS THE REFEREE, YELLING IN HIS FACE!! THIS DEMONIC, PYSCHO, KILLER LOOK ON HIS FACE AS DEMON NAILS THE REFEREE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!! HE TOOK OUT THE REFEREE!!!! AND FROM BEHIND, METH IS ON HIS KNEES AND HE DRIVES THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE GROIN OF DEMON!!! DEMON FALLS TO THE MAT, HOLDING HIS NUTS IN PAIN AS METH STAYS ON HIS KNEES BUT I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHERE HE IS…
Flashback: Whelp, Cameron certainly won’t be having children with Demon anytime soon…
Fan: Meth is struggling to even get onto his feet, he’s STILL coughing up blood as Demon has rolled away…Meth needs to get onto his f—wait, what?? WHAT?!?! OH NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! HBB, POP AND TROY CONWAY ARE WALKING DOWN HERE, AND TROY HAS BOLT CUTTERS IN HIS HAND!! OH CMON, NO!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THUGS LIKE PROJECT E.G.O OUT OF HERE AND TROY CUTS THE BOLT OF THE DOOR, PROJECT E.G.O ARE IN THE HELL IN A CELL!!! NO!!! AND POP AND TROY ENTER THE RING AS POP GRABS THE 2X4 AND SWINGS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF METHUSELAH!!! METH FALLS BACK TO HIS KNEES AS HIS MID-SECTION IS CUT OPEN, BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF HIS STOMACH AS POP SWINGS IT ACROSS METHS FACE!!! METH GOES DOWN!!
Flashback: And Troy opens up the other barbed wire table as HBB is mocking Methuselah, doing the ‘Swerve’ chops as Troy LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR….AND DRIVES METHUSELAH THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! METH CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AND THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! THAT CUT UP BACK AGAIN GETS SLICED BY BARBED WIRE!! METH IS SHAKING, HE’S INTERNALLY SHAKING!!!! POP opens the ladder and sets it up as HBB grabs the steel chair and DRIVES IT INTO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH!!! THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FAN, HE SCREWED PEOPLE OVER SINCE 2007, LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER AND E.G.O IS GIVING HIM BACK KARMA!! AND LOOK AT POP, POP IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND HBB HOLDS THE CHAIR DOWN ON METHS CHEST AS POP LEEEEEEEEAAAAPPSSS OFFF THE LADDEEEEEEEERRRR….
Fan; AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH GETS DRIVEN INTO THE CHEST OF METH!!!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT HE DESERVES THIS?!?! HE MAY HAVE A COLLASPED LUNG, HE MAY NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO BREATHE ANYMORE, HE’S COUGHING UP BLOOD, BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS ALREADY, RING THE BELL AND GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!!
HBB: I warned ya… I told you to leave and not to come back, but you didn’t want to listen to me…EAW is E.G.O and people like ‘Methuselah’ aren’t neede—-**The lights go out**
Flashback: Now what?! The lights have gone out, is there ANYTHING else that can happen in this match??
( The lights come back on with RoV standing in the ring with the smiley mask on )
Fan: ITS ROBBIE…OR ROV!!! ROV!!! AND POP CHARGES TOWARDS ROV!! BUT ROV GETS HIM WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!! TROY CHARGES AT ROV BUT ROV STOPS HIM DEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! YES!! TROY GOES DOWN BUT HBB SWINGS A CHAIR AT ROV!!! BUT ROV DUCKS THE CHAIR SHOT AND CONNECTS WITH THE DELETE!!! DELETE!!! DELETE INTO HBB!!! HBB GOES DOWN, THIS IS SIMPLY AMAZING!! PROJECT E.G.O ARE TAKEN OUT AS ROV STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, LOOKING ACROSS AT METH WHO’S SLUMPED ACROSS THE APRON, HACKING UP BLOOD…
Flashback: And RoV leaves the cell, security taking out Troy, POP and HBB as it is back to just Demon and Meth …Meth rolls out of the floor, the smarter option as he can recover but I don’t know how he can, he’s drenched in blood and Demon is getting to his feet, he had time to regain himself as he stands up, blood still drenching his face as he looks over at Methuselah, motionless in a puddle of blood and Demon looks under the ring …Demon said he’d end Methuselah tonight and he may have already as Demon pulls out ANOTHER BARBED WIRE TABLE!! A THIRD ONE IN THIS MATCH!!! Demon slides it in and rolls in himself, setting up the barbed wire table in the middle of the ring, Demon rolls back out again, looking underneath for now what?? …And Demon pulls out something, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FAN?!?
Fan: I BELIEVE THAT’S LIGHTER FLUID FLASHBACK!!! …Demon rolls back in and POURS the lighter fluid onto the barbed wire table as Demon puts his hand in his boot and …PULLS OUT A MATCH!! Demon lights that match and the BARBED WIRE TABLE ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!! THIS TRULY IS HELL AND DEMON IS TRULY THE GOTTDAMN DEVIL, HE’S NOT GONNA END METHUSELAH, HE’S GONNA KILL HIM!!! Methuselah crawls onto the apron, blood pouring off him like a fat kid pouring sweat in a gym as Demon grabs Meth and pulls Meth in …OH NO!!! DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE!!!! DEMONS WELCOME THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOO!!!!!! METH PUSHES DEMON AWAY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, DEMON COMES CHARGING BACK BUT METH WITH THE SPEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!! DEMON WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD!!!! AND DEMON FLOATS OVER METH AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMANS CLUTCH!!!!
Flashback: HANGMANS CLUTCH APPLIED!!! MODIFIED STFU APPLIED ON METHUSELAH AS DEMON REARS BACK, TRYING TO SNAP METHS HEAD OFF!!! DEMON TIGHTENS THE HOLD AS METH IS STRUGGLING!!! METHS BLOOD IS SPILLING OUT ONTO DEMONS BODY, HIS AIR SUPPLY IS GOING AS DEMON IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP!!! TO GIVE UP, TO RETIRE!!!! A SECOND REFEREE IS RUNNING OUT HERE, INCASE METH TAPS, INCASE METH SUBMITS!!! AND METHS WHOLE CAREER IS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, HIS SIX YEARS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIM, HE’S STRUGGLING TO BREATHE NOW!!!
Fan: METH IS CRAWLING FOR THE ROPES, SOMEHOW!! HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK OF BLOOD AND SWEAT, DEMON IS NOT LETTING UP, HE SWORE TO PUT AN END TO METHUSELAH TONIGHT, INSIDE THIS HELL!! METH IS INCHING TO THE ROPES AND HE GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! BUT DEMON REFUSES TO LET GO!!! DEMON IS TRYING TO KILL METH HERE!! AND METH CRAWLS TO THE FLOOR AS DEMON KEEPS THE HANGMANS CLUTCH APPLIED ON THE FLOOR!! METH LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE’S ALL HE CAN HAVE AS HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP, NO!! METHS DONE!! THE CAREER OF METHUSELAH IS FINISHED!!
Flashback: METHS NOT TAPPING, HE’S REACHING TOWARDS THAT BOLT CUTTER!! METH HAS THAT BOLT CUTTER IN HAND AND SWING IT BACKWARDS, INTO DEMONS FACE!!! OVER AND OVER BY METH, USING ANY BIT OF ENGERY THAT HE CAN!! AND DEMON BREAKS THE HOLD!!! …Meth is motionless on the floor, he’s not moving an inch, motionless in that pool of blood that surrounds him as Demon is on one knee, both men have taken so much punishment in this match, I don’t know how long this thing can keep going in this thing …And Meth is starting to crawl, he’s crawling out the door! Typical Methuselah, always running!
Fan: Will you shut up! Demon gets to his feet, his face is drenched completely now as he goes out the door with Methuselah, both men are out the door! Demon grabs Methuselah and looks to RAM HIM INTO THE CELL WALL!! BUT METH BLOCKS AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO DEMONS FACE! Demon stumbles backwards as Meth is wobbly, he’s running on pure emotions now as Meth grabs Demon and RAMS HIM INTO THE CELL WALL!! Meth grabs Demon by the skull and drags him around the cell and over to us as METH DRIVES DEMON SKULL FIRST INTO OUR TABLE!!! OVER AND OVER AS DEMON IS SLUMPED BY OUR TABLE!!!
Flashback: Meth is mad, Meth is furious as he rips off our table cover and grabs a monitor, SMASHING IT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON!!! THE MONITOR SMASHES IN DEMONS FACE!! Demon falls on our table as Meth keeps hold of the monitor and looks up and an evil, EVIL SMILE FORMS ON METHS FACE!! AND METH BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE CELL WITH THE MONITOR IN HAND, HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE WINGS OF HELL FROM UP THERE AND KILL DEMON!!! METH IS SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THAT CELL, BLOOD DRIPPING OFF HIM BUT HE GETS UP THERE, THIS ISN’T GONNA BE PRETTY, I DON’T THINK I CAN WATCH THIS AS METH GETS TO THE TOP OF THE CELL, 20 FT HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THE MONITOR UNDERNEATH HIS ARM!!
Fan: AND METH LOOKS DOWN AT DEMON, AN EVIL SMIRK IS ON HIS FACE…DON’T DO THIS METH, ITS NOT WORTH IT!!! YOU’RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!! METH SAID DEMONS BLOOD WOULD BE ON HBBS HANDS AND ITS HBBS ACTIONS, HBBS ASSAULT IN THIS CELL THAT HAS CAUSED METH TO SNAP…AND METH WITH THE WINGS OF HELL FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL TO DEMON ON OUR TABLE!!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON ROLLS OFF THE TABLE BEFORE METH LEAPS OFF AND DEMON IS CLIMBING THE CELL, IS HE INSANE?!?! METH IS ARMED WITH A MONITOR AND DEMON IS CLIMBING THAT 20FT CELL!!!
Flashback: METH SENDS THAT MONITOR INTO DEMON!! METH IS HITTING DEMON WITH THE MONITOR!! BUT DEMON HITS METH WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!! Meth stumbles backwards as Demon gets up onto the cell but Meth stomps on Demons head and Meth lifts Demon up and METH SUPLEXS DEMON ONTO THE TOP OF THE CELL!! Demon rolls in agony as Meth lifts Demon up to his feet and LOOKS TO SUPLEX DEMON OFF THE CELL!!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON BLOCKS IT, NAILING METH WITH AN UPPERCUT!! AND DEMON PULLS METH IN …OH NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!! DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE OFFF THE CEEELLL!!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!!!! METH SHOVES DEMON AWAY AND METH CHARGES TOWARDS DEMON ——SPEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR BY METH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**clank**
Fan: OH GOD!!! OH GODDDD!!!!!!!! METH JUST SPEARED DEMON THROUGH THE CELL!!! THE CELL PANEL GAVE WAY AND DEMON IS SPEARED THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! DEMON GOT SPEARED 20FT THROUGH THE CELL AND INTO THAT FLAMING TABLE WITH BARBED WIRE!!!! DEMON IS LYING IN BURNT BARBED WIRE, HE’S MOTIONLESS IN THAT BARBED WIRE, BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF DEMONS BACK, OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, OUT OF HIS SHOULDER BLADES!!!! DEMON IS DEAD, HE HAS TO BE DEAD!!! THERE CAN BE NO WAY BACK FOR HIM NOW!!! METH IS DRAPED ON TOP OF DEMON, HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN BUT I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE JUST DID!!!
Flashback: AND HERE IS THE COVER, COVER BY METHUSELAH!!! LORD PLEASE LET THIS BE IT!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!………..THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….METTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHUSELAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: METHUSELAH ENTERED HELL AND HE SURVIVED, HE’S WON THE WAR!! BAH GOD, BAH GAWD, WHAT AN ENDING, WHAT A MATCH!!! A-MAZING!!!
Flashback: Meth did indeed walk into hell itself and lived to tell the tell but both men took such a beating, Methuselah pushed his body to the absolute limit in this match, he’s a bloody motionless wreck in the ring….
Fan: But what about Demon!? He said he’d never come back to EAW, that he would leave EAW if he lost …And honestly, I don’t know how he even could after this, I have never seen anybody take a spear THROUGH the cell and THROUGH a flaming table with barbed wire, it’d be considered a miracle if he could walk again…
**The cell is quickly is quickly risen so EMTS can enter the ring, a stretcher is called for Demon as Methuselah rolls to the side of the ring, refusing medical help. EMTs cut Demon from the barbed wire as blood pours out of his body still despite being unconscious as he is slowly placed onto the stretcher and wheeled up the ramp as the Heart Break Boy watches at the top of the ramp with his hands on his head**
Flashback: Well if this is truly his last match in EAW, that’s one hell of a way, a fantastic performance from a fantastic extremist…
**Methuselah gets to his feet, blood dripping down his body from everywhere as he has to drag himself up the ramp as he reaches the top of the ramp where HBB is, Methuselah shrugs his shoulders, ‘’I told you’’ as he walks past HBB but HBB grabs him and pulls him back**
**HBB and Methuselah go face to face, staring each down as HBB has an absolute emotionless look on his face, same with Methuselah despite the amount of blood on his face**
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