(EAW Intro plays…)
(The camera fades to a dirt path, surrounded by shrubbery and tall trees, all covered in thick vines.)
Narrator: In the Ancient times, stories were told of powerful women known as Amazons. Women who could make anyone, man or woman, submit to their will.
(The camera cuts to flashes of Laura Laine making Elena Miles tap out in a matter of seconds before having her arm raised in victory.)
Narrator: They broke the mold of what it truly meant to be a warrior, standing face to face adversity, even in the form of the gods themselves.
(Flickers of Azumi Goto and Haruna Sakazaki stepping up against Kendra Shamez and Cameron Ella Ava appear, switching between clips of their battles over the past few weeks.)
Narrator: These women represented power.
(Stephanie Matsuda delivering the Chimeraplex to Cailin Dillon appears next. She stands tall with a smirk spread wide across her face.)
Narrator: These women represent intelligence.
(Promos from Aria Jaxon leading up to Malicious Intentions appear before transitioning to her in-ring athleticism, showing her arm raised in victory on more than one occasion.)
Narrator: These women represent cunning…
(Clips of of Cailin Dillon begin to play before turning dark and twisted, showing her betrayal of the Sirens before winning the Women’s World Championship from Sheridan Muller.)
Narrator: …And they will do whatever it takes to reign supreme and leave victorious.
(The battles between Brody Sparks and Tarah Nova appear, including their interactions in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and beyond, all the way to their brawls over the past weeks.)
Narrator: Some, they choose strength in numbers, forming bonds like no other…
(The video alternates between the OGs and the Coven, all stood together in their respective teams.)
Narrator: …While others who journey alone only create enemies…
(A sinister laugh can be heard as the camera fades into Cleopatra imposing her will on the women of Empire.)
Narrator: …And some only fight out of pride.
(April Song, Megan Raine and Sophia Rose appear on the screen, particularly highlighted is Sophia Rose’s injury and return as Sin Nombre and her feud with Madison Kaline as well as Megan Raine’s feud with Amelie Larrieux.)
Narrator: Twenty women will all fight for one prize, one accomplishment, one trophy… THE EMPIRE CUP.
(The camera fades back to the dirt path and speeds along before arriving at a vine-covered pedestal. Despite all of the flora and fauna, there is a beautiful cityscape in the background that looks centuries old. In the center of the screen is a shining, silver cup with the word “EMPIRE” inscribed clearly on the front.)
Narrator: Championships are on the line. Egos are at risk. Everyone wants a taste of gold but tonight, only one thing is certain…
(The camera fades to a sold out crowd in the Key Arena. It pans around the audience and a graphic appears on screen.)
Elite Answers Wrestling presents: MALICIOUS INTENTIONS.
(The camera cuts to the commentary table as SG1 and Starr Stan take their seats as “Gone is Gone” by Resurgence plays throughout the entire KeyArena.)
SG1: Welcome everyone to the very first ever Empire Supershow: MALICIOUS INTENTIONS! We’re so excited to have you join us here tonight and, boy, was that an intense introduction to the show.
Starr: Intense, intelligent and integral! That’s the right way around, right? I hope so. This is by far the most stacked card that any women’s event in EAW has ever had. We have Brody Sparks facing Tarah Nova for the Specialists Championship, a controversial Women’s World Championship match as Cailin Dillon must defend her title against both Stephanie Matsuda and Aria Jaxon… and last but not least, we have the main event of the evening and the match I’m most excited for: Empire’s first ever twenty woman Grand Rampage!
SG1: I couldn’t be more excited, Starr, and we’re kicking things off now with one of our three HUGE matches tonight!
(The camera cuts backstage to Empire’s special backstage interviewer Scarlet! Scarlet is shown wearing a long purple dress with a large bulge in the lower portion. She laughs as she itches the hairs growing over her Adam’s apple)
Scarlet: Why was I not booked tonight?
(Tarah Nova enters staring Scarlet down menacingly.)
Scarlet: If you aren’t going to book me, then get out of my sight! I’m not scared of you! I’m the manliest woman to come on the scene since Sheridan Muller!
(Tarah Nova laughs as she lets out a banshee scream. Scarlet screams a very loud manly sounding scream as she falls over. Tarah laughs as she walks away. Scarlet slowly pulls herself back up.)
Scarlet: I can’t believe I was disrespected like that. I bet all you cis morons love it. You won’t be laughing so much after I get booked! How does Tarah even get booked in a Specialists’ Title Match and not me?
???: My thoughts exactly!
(Scarlet turns around as Brody Sparks enters twirling her blonde hair as she smiles and chews bubble gum. Brody hoists the Specialists Championship up onto her shoulder.)
Brody: I really don’t know how Tarah Nova got into this match. I was fully prepared to defend my title in a rematch against Haruna Sakazaki or even my beloved sister Jocelyn Diemos! Yet Tarah came in and stole that match away from a challenger who actually deserved it! Tarah’s time in the spotlight has come to an end! It’s time for that old hag to move over for a younger sexier champion to represent the new era of women’s wrestling!
Scarlet: Just like I will come to represent the new era of tranny wrestling! I demand that EAW introduce a Transgender Championship immediately and award it to me! I will defend it with pride, honor, and a whole lotta sass girlfriend!
Brody: You dirty tranny. I thought I drove you off of Empire the last time I defended my championship. Get the fuck out of my sight you sick freak!
(Brody throws a fake punch scaring Scarlet who drops her microphone and runs away down the hallway. Brody laughs as she smiles into the camera and winks before leaving. Thomas Minns appears lurking behind a plant as he steps into view and picks up the microphone looking down at it longingly. He whispers “Aria…” and closes his eyes with a smile as the camera fades to black.)
(The camera cuts to ringside where Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer is shown standing in the ring.)
MPFRA: Ladies but not gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for three falls!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
MPFRA: No… I said three falls! If all of you would just listen to my superior female intellect and stop mansplaining things to me incorrectly, perhaps you would learn something!
(The crowd boos as the ring announcer adjusts her pussy hat.)
(“Heathens” by Twenty One Pilots hits!!!)
MPFRA: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… SHE is “The Murder City Siren” TARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tarah Nova comes out to a loud pop from the crowd as she walks down towards the ring looking intense.)
Starr: BAH GAWD SG1! Tarah Nova is here looking to kick some serious Coven ass! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tarah this determined in her entire career! Tarah is going to burn Brody alive here tonight and I think these fans would love to see her do it!
SG1: Tarah Nova looks like she is in the best shape of her life. We all know exactly what she is capable of. The first woman to ever hold both the Vixens and Specialists Championships in EAW. This a woman who has shown unprecedented dominance in this division! Give it up for a true legend in this business, and in my opinion a future Hall of Famer!
(“RX Queen” by Deftones hits!!!)
MPFRA: And HER opponent… from Brockton, Massachusetts SHE is “Dominance In A Tiny Package”… BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS!!!
(Brody Sparks comes out to the ring holding something that appears to be covered with a black velvet cloth. Brody laughs as she rolls into the ring hoisting the object up by its long handle.)
Starr: What in the blue hell could that be?
SG1: I honestly have no idea Starr…
Starr: We have seen Brody pull out all kinds of things. Her depravity knows no limits! Honestly I don’t even want to know what it is! She probably has a cage of severed dicks in there!!
SG1: That is something that I will definitely be thinking about for the rest of tonight’s show.
(Brody laughs as she sets the object down in the corner of the ring.)
MPFRA: Alright… now for all of you who don’t like to hear a strong independent woman explain the way things are… I suggest to check your privilege and listen anyway!
Starr: I’m not listening.
MPFRA: This is how things work! The first fall in this match will be a standard wrestling contest! The second fall in this match will be a First Blood Match! If neither woman has obtained two falls by that point… then the third fall will be a Last WOMAN Standing Match!!! Notice it’s not a Last Man Standing Match as these are two strong capable WOMEN!
SG1: It’s all on the line. The EAW Specialists Championship is about to be decided!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Starr: We are underway now as Tarah Nova and Brody Sparks circle around each other in the ring looking ready to lock up! Tarah glancing over her shoulder at that object in the corner of the ring. She is concerned as shit about what Brody has in store for her!
SG1: Look at her Starr! Tarah does not look concerned at all! Tarah rushes in grappling Brody as the two lock up struggling in the ring. Who will win out here? I can’t decide which of these two competitors is stronger!
Starr: It looks like Tarah is using her size as an advantage and has won out! Tarah shoving Brody back into the corner getting the best of the champion! But Brody charges back out of the corner with a vicious clothesline!
SG1: NO! Tarah dodged it! Brody clotheslined the referee! The referee is down already in this match!
Starr: Brody jumping over the referee as she tackles down Tarah to the mat! Brody savagely begins delivering rights and lefts into the skull of Tarah! Tarah trying hard to block the shots but she just can’t stop the onslaught!
SG1: BRODY WITH A HARD ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TARAH! BRODY WITH THOSE MMA LIKE ELBOW STRIKES LOOKING TO KNOCK THE FUCK OUTTA TARAH NOVA!
Starr: SHE’S BASHING HER BRAINS IN SG1!
SG1: The referee pulling Brody off of Tarah now as Tarah rolls over onto her stomach holding her head. Tarah pushes herself back up… BRODY WITH A RUNNING ELBOW STRIKE!
Starr: NO! TARAH DUCKED! Brody whirls around as Tarah catches her outside with a running elbow of her own! Tarah quickly knocks Brody backwards and grabs her from behind as she jumps up… BACKSTABBER CONNECTS!!!
SG1: Tarah now climbing up on top of Brody! Tarah going in with rights and lefts of her own now! Tarah getting that revenge as she bashes Brody’s brains in now! Tarah is screaming wildly she has completely snapped!
Starr: The referee tries to pull Tarah off Brody now as Tarah finally lets up… Tarah shoves the referee aside as she charges in and kicks Brody hard in the side! Brody screaming as she holds onto her ribs!
SG1: Tarah dropping down now as she grabs Brody’s hair! TARAH RIPPING BRODY’S HAIR OUT RIGHT NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RING! TARAH COMING AWAY WITH A CLUMP OF BLONDE HAIR!!!
Starr: BAH GAWD SG1! TARAH WITH A SICK SMILE AS SHE LAUGHS AND BLOWS THE CLUMP OF BLONDE HAIR DIRECTLY INTO BRODY’S FACE! BRODY COUGHING NOW AS THE HAIR ENTERS HER MOUTH!
SG1: Brody desperately trying to spit it out as Tarah backs up and bounces off the ropes… A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF BRODY!!! BRODY WAS JUST KNOCKED THE HELL OUT!!!
Starr: A trail of drool drops out of Brody’s mouth mixed with pieces of her hair as she lies unconscious in the ring… Wait what is Tarah doing?!?!
SG1: Tarah climbing up to the top! TARAH PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE! TARAH COMING OFF THE TOP!!!
Starr: MOONSAULT! TARAH WITH THE HIGHEST MOONSAULT I’VE SEEN IN A LONG ASS TIME!!!
SG1: IT CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!
Starr: NO! BRODY KICKED OUT!
SG1: Tarah hurt herself there too on that Moonsault and wasn’t able to put the champ away! Tarah slowly getting back to her feet as she pulls Brody up. Tarah with a hard right hand… NO SHE MISSED!
Starr: Tarah dazed from hitting that Moonsault as Brody rushes in tackling her back into the corner with an extremely weak close impact Spear!
SG1: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Starr: But Brody falls backwards still dazed from the impact of that knee strike and the Moonsault from Tarah! Brody slowly pulls herself back up to her feet. Tarah charges out of the corner…
SG1: But Brody sidesteps her! Tarah turns around as Brody drops her with a legsweep sending her down into the turnbuckle!! Tarah’s head bouncing off that bottom turnbuckle! Brody now looking to capitalize…
Starr: Brody pressing Tarah’s head into the bottom turnbuckle padding with her boot as Tarah yells out muffled screams as her teeth grinds up against the turnbuckle. The referee stepping in now pulling Brody away.
SG1: Brody yells at the referee that she has until five as she rushes back in to pull Tarah out of the corner. Brody grabs onto Tarah’s skull as she backs up into the ring. DDT! BRODY DRIVES TARAH’S SKULL DOWN TO THE MAT! THE COVER!!!
Starr: TARAH KICKS OUT! Despite suffering serious head trauma from that DDT Tarah has somehow stayed alive in this one! This match has been all back and forth so far!
SG1: Brody looks frustrated as she picks Tarah up and hooks the arm… SNAP SUPLAY CONNECTS!!!
Starr: Do you think you are better than me SG1? Call it a fucking Suplex not a god damned suplay or whatever rich ass shit you gotta say to make yourself feel superior.
SG1: I’m sorry for actually having class Starr! Speaking of class… Brody Sparks has absolutely none of it as she is literally spitting on Tarah! Brody laughs as Tarah wipes a load off her face. Brody kicks her hard right in her face!
Starr: Brody walks across the ring as she picks up the wad of her hair that Tarah blew in her face earlier! BAH GAWD THAT WAD OF HAIR IS FUCKING DISGUSTING! IT’S ALL MATTED AND COVERED IN SALIVA!
SG1: BRODY IS GOING TO STUFF IT DOWN TARAH’S THROAT! OH LAWD HAVE MERCY!
Starr: BRODY GOING IN WITH THAT DISGUSTING MATTED WAD OF BLONDE HAIR! BUT TARAH REALIZES WHAT IS HAPPENING! SHE IS STRUGGLING TO GET AWAY!
SG1: Tarah lifts up her boot and catches Brody outside the head!
Starr: How about that SG1! Tarah knocking the wad of hair back across the ring as it splats down onto the canvas looking like a torn up tennis ball!
SG1: Tarah fighting back up to her feet as she has Brody reeling from those kicks! TARAH TAKES BRODY DOWN WITH AN ENZUIGIRI OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
Starr: Brody is down as Tarah falls backwards into the corner catching her breath… NO! Tarah is pulling herself back up to the top! TARAH COMING OFF THE TOP!!!
SG1: Brody pulls herself back up just as Tarah comes off the top with a Flying Crossbody!!! IT CONNECTS!!! TARAH WITH THE FLYING CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP!!! RIGHT INTO A COVER!!!
Starr: NO! BRODY ROLLED THROUGH! BRODY ROLLING THROUGH HOOKING THE LEG INTO A COVER OF HER OWN!!!
SG1: NO! TARAH KICKED OUT!!!
Starr: Tarah kicked out with authority as both women quickly roll back up to their feet and go in with hard shots! TARAH CONNECTS FIRST! TARAH WITH A SERIES OF ELBOW STRIKES INTO THE FACE OF BRODY!
SG1: Tarah kicks Brody hard in the gut as she grabs her from behind the head… TARAH PULLS BRODY BACKWARDS DOWN TO THE MAT AS SHE ROLLS OVER LOCKING BRODY’S HEAD IN BETWEEN HER LEGS! TARAH ROLLS SIDEWAYS TO LOCK HER ARMS AROUND BRODY’S SKULL AS WELL!
Starr: THE KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN! SHE’S GONNA TAP! SHE HAS NO CHOICE SG1! TARAH HAS THAT KOJI CLUTCH LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING…
SG1: Tarah locking in that Koji Clutch with perfection… Brody won’t tap out though! SHE IS REACHING TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT SHE JUST CAN’T MAKE IT! IS TARAH GOING TO WIN THIS ALL IMPORTANT FIRST FALL?!?!?!?
Starr: IT’S TIME FOR BRODY TO GET DESPERATE! SHE NEEDS TO FIND AWAY OUT OF THIS! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS FADING! HER FACE IS TURNING BRIGHT RED AS TARAH INCREASES THE PRESSURE!
SG1: BRODY WITH ALL HER POWER TRYING TO PUSH HER WAY OUT OF THIS! BRODY PUSHES UP AND OVER AS TARAH FALLS BACKWARDS! TARAH’S SHOULDERS ON THE MAT!
Starr: TARAH RELEASES THE HOLD! Tarah had no choice there to release the Koji Clutch or else she would have been pinned… But the damage has been done! Tarah pulling herself back up as Brody struggles to even stand.
SG1: Tarah recovers in the corner as she waits for Brody Sparks to get back to her feet… Brody pulls herself back up and turns around as Tarah charges in…
Starr: CRAZED DAZE! TARAH CONNECTS WITH THE CRAZED DAZE SUPERKICK! THE COVER!!!
SG1: NO! NOT ENOUGH! BRODY KICKED OUT!!!
Starr: THAT WAS CLOSE AS ALL HELL! LESS THAN HALF A SECOND AWAY!
SG1: Tarah pulling on her hair as she wonders just what it will take to put the Specialists Champion to rest! We have seen Tarah put so many others away with high impact moves like what we just saw there!
Starr: Tarah relentless now as she goes to pull Brody back up to her feet… Tarah helping Brody up… BUT BRODY SPITS RIGHT IN TARAH’S FACE! BRODY WITH ABSOLUTE DEFIANCE AS TARAH LETS GO AND BRODY DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
SG1: Brody refusing to let Tarah help her stand back up. Brody trying to stand back up on her own but she is clearly still dazed from that Superkick! Tarah is pissed now tho too! Tarah runs off the ropes…
Starr: A RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS TO THE SKULL OF BRODY! ANOTHER ONE! SHE DIDN’T WANT ANOTHER ONE SO TARAH GAVE HER ANOTHER ONE! BRODY HAS TO BE OUT NOW! THAT FUCKING IMPACT SG1!
SG1: The referee checking on Brody Sparks now… This match might be stopped… I’m not sure if Brody will even be able to continue to the second fall… The referee asking Brody if she wants to give up but Brody is not even responsive!
Starr: Tarah looks annoyed as she shoves the referee aside and grabs Brody Sparks. TARAH REFUSING TO WIN THIS WAY! SHE WANTS TO MAKE BRODY SPARKS SUFFER!
Tarah: I’M THE MOST SADISTIC WOMAN IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COMPANY! THIS IS MY RING!
SG1: THE CROWD ON THEIR FEET AS TARAH PULLS BRODY SPARKS UP DRAPING HER ACROSS HER SHOULDERS.
Starr: THE MURDER CITY PLUNGE CONNECTS! TARAH DRIVING THAT KNEE HARD INTO THE SKULL OF BRODY WITH THAT DEVASTATING GTS!
SG1: HERE’S THE COVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Starr: SHE DID IT! IT’S OVER!
SG1: TARAH NOVA COMING AWAY WITH A HUGE VICTORY VIA PINFALL HERE IN THIS FIRST FALL!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly for Tarah Nova!!! However, this quickly turns into boos as Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer enters the ring.)
MPFRA: I know that most of you would like for women to sit on the sidelines. Seen but not heard. However, you will have no choice but to listen to me now! I am here to declare the winner of the first fall of this match… she is “The Vixen Killer” TARRRRRRRRRRRAH NOVA!!!!!
(Tarah refuses to allow Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer to raise her hand as she is forced to endure a lecture on how women need to stand together.)
Starr: WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
SG1: TARAH NOVA BEING JUMPED FROM BEHIND! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT STARR?
Starr: IT’S THE COVEN! WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT HERE?!?!?! ALEXIS DIEMOS AND MADISON KALINE BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF TARAH NOVA!! AND HERE COMES JOCELYN DIEMOS! THE WOMAN THAT TARAH BEAT TO EARN THIS MATCH LAST WEEK ON EMPIRE!!!
SG1: I suppose we are underway here in the second fall Starr! The second fall of this match is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH! THAT MEANS ANYTHING GOES!!!
Starr: We should have expected this SG1… Alexis and Maddie stomping the hell out of Tarah in the corner as she can’t catch a break!
MPFRA: This is not what I had in mind when I said women need to work together! We need to fight the patriarchy not each other!!!
SG1: What the hell is the ring announcer still doing in the ring?!?!? She needs to get the hell out of there before she gets her ass beat again…
Starr: OH SHIT SG1! LOOK WHO IS BEHIND HER!!!
SG1: BRODY SPARKS IS BACK UP NOW AS EMPIRE’S MORALLY PROGRESSIVE FEMALE RING ANNOUNCER TURNS AROUND!!!
Starr: BRODY SHOVES THE MATTED WAD OF HER HAIR DOWN THE RING ANNOUNCER’S THROAT! I CAN’T EVEN WATCH THIS SG1!!!
SG1: The ring announcer is screaming! She is hacking and coughing up hair as Brody grabs her by her pussy hat and tosses her over the top rope to the outside!!
Starr: Brody Sparks looks pleased as she joins in on the destruction of Tarah Nova! Brody Sparks, Alexis Diemos, and Madison Kaline now stomping away at Tarah in the corner. Wait Jocelyn Diemos is in the ring now as she picks up the ring announcer’s microphone.
Jocelyn: PLEASE STOP! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!!!
SG1: The crowd boos as Brody Sparks turns around with an incredulous look on her face.
Jocelyn: Look I faced Tarah last week… and for the first time ever.. I lost a match!!! It was really a tough moment for me! But we don’t have to do this! Don’t you want to win the match fairly Brody? Don’t you want to do what’s right?
Starr: The crowd here in Seattle chanting boring now letting Jocelyn know what they think of her!
Jocelyn: Tarah Nova is a legend! I respect her! She deserves better than this! SHE DESERVES—
(Brody Sparks snatches the microphone away from Jocelyn.)
Brody: Look sweetie… You all interfered in my match last month at King of Elite. But the truth was I didn’t need your help then and I don’t need your help now. I never asked for it! So if you want to beat the hell out of Tarah, I don’t give no fucks. If you are gonna waste my time by bitching and crying during a championship match… then imma do something about it… Not like you can do anything right… You couldn’t beat Tarah… You are useless and pathetic! You don’t deserve to be part of the Coven!
(Jocelyn looks like she is about to cry as she runs out of the ring over in the corner by the timekeeper’s table. Jocelyn buries her face in her hands as she starts crying!)
Crowd: YOU’RE A PUSSY! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Starr: It looks like Maddie is signaling to Alexis that they should go. They are exiting the ring as it looks like Brody is actually going to take Tarah on by herself from now on. Maddie says hold on a minute as she reaches down her pants.
SG1: Oh god you never know what you will find down there…
Starr: MADDIE PULLS OUT BRODY’S SPIKED DILDO! MADDIE HANDING IT TO BRODY AS SHE WISHES HER GOOD LUCK! THE COVEN HEADING BACKSTAGE NOW BUT NOT BEFORE GIVING BRODY A FAREWELL PRESENT!!!
SG1: Well it looks like we are going to have to deal with Jocelyn crying over by us in the corner, but we will try to focus on this matchup now as it continues…. Cloud Matsuda noted for her absence here as we know she has that huge Women’s World Championship match later tonight…
Starr: Brody Sparks laughing as Tarah Nova is still down devastated by that relentless stomping from the Coven that dirty pack of wolves! Remember Tarah is actually winning this match… All she has to do now is bust Brody Sparks open and make her bleed that red to win the championship…
SG1: Easier said than done as Brody Sparks charges in looking to bash in Tarah’s skull with that spiked dildo!
Starr: BUT TARAH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! BRODY GOT HER DILDO STUCK IN THE TURNBUCKLE PADS AS TARAH ROLLED OUT OF THE CORNER!!!
SG1: Brody desperately tries to pull it out but it looks like it is just stuck in there too tightly! I know I have had that problem with my dildos before!
Starr: Tarah Nova hammering Brody Sparks with a series of right hands! I can’t believe how quickly Tarah has recovered! She had to be playin’ that possum yo!
SG1: Tarah drops Brody to the mat with a hard right hand as this crowd is loving every minute of it! Tarah shoves Brody into the corner… Brody charges back out at Tarah with a clothesline…
Starr: NO! TARAH DODGES! TARAH CATCHES BRODY UP IN HER ARMS…
SG1: NOVACAINE CONNECTS! TARAH DEVASTATING BRODY WITH THAT NOVACAINE!
Starr: If this was a standard matchup this fall would definitely be over right there… but this is a First Blood Match and now Tarah needs to start thinking about drawing blood!
SG1: It looks like she is doing just that as she rolls out of the ring and begins looking underneath it for something! WHAT WILL TARAH NOVA FIND UNDER THE RING? IS SHE GONNA USE THUMBTACKS? BARBED WIRE? LEECHES? ANYTHING GOES!
Starr: Tarah Nova reaches in deep under the ring as she pulls out a Steel Chair! TARAH GOING OLD SCHOOL HERE GRABBIN’ OLD FAITHFUL!
SG1: WHAT THE HELL? THE CHAIR SLID BACK UNDER THE RING!!! THE HELL WAS THAT?
Starr: I have no idea SG1… Tarah was pulling that chair out and it just slid back under the ring on its own… We haunted as fuck tonight ghosts and shit…
SG1: Tarah looks annoyed as she reaches back under the ring and pulls on the chair to get it out with all of her might! WHAT THE HELL! TARAH PULLING MUCH MORE THAN THE CHAIR OUT!
Starr: TARAH PULLS THE CHAIR AND LA DIVA OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! LA DIVA KICKING AND SCREAMING TO KEEP A HOLD OF LA CHAIR!
SG1: WHAT THE HELL? DOES SHE LIVE UNDER THERE?
Starr: La Diva now keeping an eye on La Chair at all times ever since Cleopatra separated them from each other… But now Tarah Nova is trying to tear them apart!
La Diva: TARAH WILL NOT DIVIDE US!
SG1: BUT TARAH SMASHES LA CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF LA DIVA!!! GOOD LORD WHAT IMPACT!!!
Starr: THAT WOMAN HAS A FAMILY SG1! EVEN IF THAT FAMILY IS MOSTLY TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS! INCLUDING THE ONE THAT JUST TOOK HER THE FUCK OUT!
SG1: Tarah picks up La Chair as she looks over towards the timekeeper’s table and laughs as Jocelyn Diemos is still crying after being kicked out of the Coven by Brody Sparks.
Starr: WAIT! HOLY SHIT! BRODY SPARKS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! BRODY SPARKS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
SG1: NO TARAH SAW IT COMING! BRODY WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE AS TARAH SWINGS LA CHAIR AROUND! BRODY DOVE HEAD FIRST INTO THAT CHAIR!!!
Starr: BAH GAWD SG1! JUST THINK OF HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS BRODY MUST HAVE SUFFERED IN THIS MATCH ALONE!
SG1: Tarah Nova rolling Brody Sparks back into the ring now as she pushes La Chair back into the ring. Tarah follows suit as she grabs La Chair and looks to do some damage… Tarah with a hard chair shot to the back of Brody!!!
Starr: Tarah is enjoying this… Brody Sparks may be thinking twice about expelling the Coven from her match as she is in real trouble here!! That chair doesn’t seem to be doing Tarah much good however… It is simply not the ideal weapon to draw blood…
SG1: Tarah turns around as she looks towards the corner… There’s that ominous object that Brody Sparks brought down to the ring earlier… What could it be? Tarah looks like she intends to find out!!!
Starr: Tarah reaches down and pulls the velvet cloth off the object… BAH GAWD SG1 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!?!?!
SG1: IT’S A BLOOD BUCKET! AND IT’S FILLED WITH BLOOD!
Starr: GOOD GOD SG1? DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS THE SAME ONE THAT BRODY COLLECTED AT KING OF ELITE?
SG1: I PRESERVED IT IN A LAB FOR TESTING… DID THE SANATORIUM BREAK IN AND STEAL IT?
Starr: TARAH NOVA PICKS UP THE BLOOD BUCKET AND LAUGHS AS SHE MOVES IN ON BRODY SPARKS!!!
SG1: TARAH DUMPING THE BUCKET OF BLOOD ALL OVER BRODY! BRODY BEING COMPLETELY COVERED IN THAT DIRTY NASTY DISEASE FILLED BLOOD! SHE IS PRACTICALLY BATHING IN IT STARR!!!
Starr: THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! HOLY SHIT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: TARAH NOVA DID IT! SHE IS THE NEW CHAMPION!
Starr: THIS IS COMPLETE CRAP SG1! TARAH DIDN’T EVEN MAKE BRODY BLEED! THAT WASN’T EVEN HER GOD DAMN BLOOD!
SG1: IT DOESN’T MATTER STARR! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
(Tarah Nova celebrates in the ring as the referee hands her the championship belt. Jocelyn Diemos is shown having a complete breakdown by the timekeeper’s table as she bawls and cries.)
(“ChiRaq” by Nicki Minaj hits!!!)
???: HOLD UP! HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Starr: It’s the General Manager of Empire! Cleopatra!!
Cleopatra: Look… I don’t want to deal with this shit right now… I have a battle royal to win later tonight!
(The crowd boos loudly.)
Cleopatra: IT’S GONNA HAPPEN! DEAL WITH IT! But this… this ain’t gonna happen. Not on my watch! See the rules of this match are to draw blood from your opponent. And GOD DAMMIT THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO SEE! THAT’S WHAT ALL THESE LOSERS AND HIPSTERS HERE IN SEATTLE PAID THEIR MONEY TO SEE.
(The crowd boos even louder.)
Cleopatra: So we are starting this fall over… Now please… get Ms. Sparks cleaned up…
(Cleopatra snaps her fingers as security personnel hop the barricade with fire hoses.)
SG1: Oh shit… BRODY SPARKS GETTING HOSED HERE TONIGHT!!!
(The firemen rain down torrents of water into the ring with extreme force knocking Tarah, the referee, and Brody all off their feet. People in the front rows of the crowd scream as they are drenched by the torrent of water. Brody Sparks’ blood is slowly washed away. La Chair slowly drifts out of the ring on a current of water as La Diva snatches her and slides back under the ring.)
Cleopatra: Alright. Ring the god damn bell!
(Cleopatra leaves as the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Starr: MY FUCKING MONITOR IS COMPLETELY RUINED SG1! ALL OF MY NOTES AND PAPERS! I CAN’T READ ANY OF THIS SHIT!
SG1: MY MAKEUP! OH MY GOD DON’T LET THE CAMERAS SEE ME!!!
Starr: Brody Sparks lying unconscious in a pool of water. I think she drowned SG1!
SG1: Tarah Nova picking her back up… No she’s still in this thing! Just barely!!! BRODY SPARKS SPITS OUT A MOUTHFUL OF WATER INTO TARAH’S FACE! BRODY PULLS TARAH UP ON HER SHOULDERS SHE CAUGHT HER OFF GUARD!!!
Starr: BRODY PLAYING SOME POSSUM OF HER OWN! BRODY SIGNALS FOR THE END… SEEING SPARKS CONNECTS! THAT DETONATION KICK COMPLETELY DEVASTATING TARAH NOVA!!!
SG1: Brody Sparks with a crazed look on her face as she spins around the ring… What is she looking for?!?!? Brody Sparks grabs her spiked dildo from the ring post… She pulls it out with all her force!!!
Starr: SHE GOT IT OUT! BRODY NOW WITH THAT SPIKED DILDO!
(The camera zooms in on the spiked dildo which due to the torrents of water appears to have rusted out.)
SG1: THEM RUSTY ASS SPIKES ABOUT TO BE DRIVEN INTO TARAH! I HOPE TO HELL SHE BE GETTIN’ HER TETANUS SHOT AFTER THIS SHIT! BRODY SWINGING THE SPIKED DILDO RIGHT INTO TARAH’S SKULL!!!
Starr: NO! TARAH MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! HOW THE HELL IS SHE STILL IN THIS THING?
SG1: Tarah rolls up onto her feet… Brody charges in with the spiked dildo! BUT IT MISSES! Tarah… CONNECTS WITH THE CRAZED DAZE!
Starr: NO! BRODY DODGED IT! TARAH TURNS AROUND… BRODY CATCHES HER IN THE FACE WITH THE SPIKED DILDO! BRODY FINALLY FINDING HER MARK AS TARAH FLOPS DOWN TO THE MAT!!!
SG1: BRODY NOW SADISTICALLY RUBBING IN THOSE SPIKES INTO THE FACE OF TARAH! BRODY DRIVING THEM RUSTY ASS SPIKES ALL OVER TEARING THE FLESH OF TARAH NOVA! TARAH BEING SCRAPED, SLASHED, AND CUT THE HELL OPEN!!!
Starr: TARAH IS BLEEDING! THE BLOOD IS RUSHING DOWN HER FACE AS BRODY CONTINUES TO RUB THOSE SPIKES ALL OVER HER FACE! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The camera cuts to Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer who is still coughing and pulling pieces of Brody’s hair out of her throat.)
MPFRA: THE WINNER OF THIS… <hack> FALL <cough>… IS BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRODY SPARKSSSSSS!!!!
SG1: This has got to be a rough night for Tarah Nova. She was just awarded the title a short time ago. Now she’s busted open and bloody in the ring with a tied game. This is the third and final fall.. A Last Woman Standing Match to determine the EAW Specialists Championship.
Starr: The referee is already counting… It looks like we are starting things off right away…
1!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG1: I don’t know how Starr… but Tarah Nova is fighting back up to her feet. She is covered in blood but she is still fighting…
Starr: But the moment Tarah gets back up… Brody catches her in the gut with that spiked dildo… Tarah screams out in pain as she keels over… Tarah falls face first into a puddle of water left in the ring…
SG1: This is hard to watch Starr… I guess we should have probably given out this warning before now… but little kids probably shouldn’t be watching this shit. Oh well, at this point if they have been watching they are probably scarred for life.
Starr: Come on SG1… Empire airs on PBS… It’s educational television!
SG1: Brody Sparks now putting her boot on the back of Tarah’s skull…
Starr: BAH GAWD! SHE’S DROWNING HER!
SG1: TARAH FLAILING AND SCREAMING AS SHE TRIES TO GET HER HEAD OUT OF THAT WATER… BRODY GOING TO KILL TARAH HERE TONIGHT!!!
Starr: BUT TARAH POWERS HER WAY OUT! Tarah slowly back up to her feet as Brody catches her again in the gut with the spiked dildo! Tarah screams out in pain… BUT TARAH IS STILL STANDING!
SG1: TARAH IS STILL STANDING WITH THAT SPIKED DILDO LODGED INTO HER ABDOMEN! HER UTERUS IS BEING COMPLETELY PUNCTURED BUT SHE WON’T GIVE UP! BRODY TRIES TO PULL IT AWAY BUT TARAH HOLDS IT LODGED IN WITH ONE ARM!!!
Starr: TARAH WITH A SADISTIC EXPRESSION OF PAIN AND RAGE AS SHE BITES INTO THE NECK OF BRODY!!! BRODY DROPS THE DILDO AS IT TEARS OUT OF TARAH’S GUT! TARAH’S GUT STREAMING OUT BLOOD AS SHE SAVAGELY TEARS INTO THE NECK OF BRODY!!!
SG1: TARAH NOVA GOING FULL VAMPIRESS HERE TONIGHT AS SHE RIPS APART THE NECK FLESH OF BRODY! BRODY BLEEDING OUT AS TARAH SPITS THE BLOOD INTO BRODY’S EYES! YOU WANT TO GET CRAZY BRODY? THIS IS THE CRAZY ASS BITCH TARAH NOVA WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE!!!!
Starr: BRODY STRUGGLING AND CRAWLING OUT OF THE RING AS TARAH DRAGS HER BACK IN BY THE LEGS… TARAH PICKS UP THE SPIKED DILDO AS SHE JUMPS AND DROPS IT DIRECTLY INTO THE HEAD OF BRODY SPARKS!!! TARAH NOW WHIPPING BRODY’S BACK WITH THAT DILDO!
Starr: TARAH HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT! TARAH PICKS UP BRODY… UP OVER HER HEAD!!! THE TARAH-BOMB CONNECTS! THAT DEVASTATING SITOUT POWERBOMB!
SG1: Tarah now demanding the referee count Brody out…
1!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starr: Brody starting to move! Can she make it up in time?!?!?!?!
SG1: AND BRODY IS BACK UP! TARAH LOOKS PISSED OFF AS SHE INSTANTLY DROPS HER BACK DOWN WITH A CRAZED DAZE SUPERKICK! BRODY IS OUT COLD!!!
Starr: Tarah grabs as she rolls out of the ring… The referee is counting Brody out but it looks like Tarah has other plans in mind… Tarah drops the spiked dildo on the commentary table as she shoves some of the personnel aside…
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG1: What the hell is Tarah doing?
Starr: Tarah connects with Crazed Daze outta nowhere on a cameraman! The cameraman is dropped as his camera goes flying! Tarah reaches under the ring… What the hell is that?!?!?!
SG1: TARAH PULLS OUT A PAIR OF WIRE CUTTERS! WHAT THE HELL?! TARAH IS ABOUT TO TORTURE BRODY AND CUT PARTS OF HER BODY OFF! THAT IS TOO DAMN FAR!!!
5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starr: Tarah Nova now picking up the cameraman’s camera as she cuts the wire attached to it. What is Tarah thinking here?!?! Tarah tosses the camera up into the ring just as Brody Sparks is climbing back up…
SG1: AND THE CAMERA NAILS BRODY RIGHT IN THE HEAD! WHAT A PERFECT THROW BY TARAH NOVA!!!
Tarah: YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF BRODY SPARKS?!?!?! I’M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT FUCKING SPARKS ARE ALL ABOUT!!!
SG1: TARAH NOVA JUMPS INTO THE RING HOLDING THAT CUT CAMERA WIRE! GOOD GOD STARR SHE CAN’T BE DOING WHAT I THINK SHE IS ABOUT TO DO!!!
Starr: Tarah shoves Brody Sparks face first into a puddle of water in the ring! BAH GAWD DON’T DO IT TARAH! THIS IS TOO FUCKING FAR!!!
SG1: TARAH ABOUT TO ELECTROCUTE THE HELL OUT OF TARAH WITH THAT LIVE WIRE!!! I CAN’T WATCH THIS STARR!!!
Starr: WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!?! FROM BEHIND!!!!
SG1: JOCELYN DIEMOS FROM BEHIND BASHING TARAH’S SKULL IN WITH THAT SPIKED DILDO! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!?!?!
Jocelyn: PLEASE BRODY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Starr: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE! JOCELYN’S FACE COVERED WITH TEARS AS HER MASCARA RUNS DOWN HER FACE! JOCELYN WHIPPING TARAH NOVA WITH THAT DILDO AS SHE SCREAMS FOR BRODY TO FORGIVE HER!!!
SG1: JOCELYN DROPS DOWN AS SHE DELIVERS A SERIES OF RELENTLESS ELBOW STRIKES TO THE BLEEDING SKULL OF TARAH NOVA! JOCELYN HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT AS SHE DELIVERS THAT PSYCH EVAL!!!
Starr: Brody Sparks now slowly recovering as she is realizing what has happened… Brody looks on as Tarah lies unconscious face down in that ever present pool of water in the ring. A crying Jocelyn jumps into Brody’s arms hugging her as she begs for forgiveness.
Jocelyn: I DID IT! I DID IT FOR YOU! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!!
Brody: You have done well. Now you know what must be done…
(A huge psychotic smile erupts across Jocelyn’s face as she reaches down and picks up the live wire from that camera and hands it to Brody Sparks.)
Jocelyn: I’M SORRY TARAH… PLEASE DON’T HATE ME!
(Jocelyn’s face alternates between crying and laughing as Brody Sparks lunges down on Tarah Nova.)
Starr: BAH GAWD SG1! BRODY SPARKS SHOVING THAT LIVE WIRE DOWN INTO THE PUDDLE OF WATER! JOCELYN DIEMOS HOLDING TARAH’S HEAD DOWN AS HER ENTIRE BODY CONVULSES!!
SG1: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! SHE’S KILLING HER! SHE’S FUCKING KILLING HER!!!
Starr: Tarah Nova’s hair puffs out looking frizzier than it ever has as she has a convulsive seizure in the ring. Jocelyn lets go of her as she violently jerks backwards landing in the middle of the ring. The referee begins the count!!
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG1: Brody Sparks holds a smiling Jocelyn Diemos in her arms as they watch this complete and utter massacre unfold! Tarah’s convulsions look like they are stopping now… But she isn’t even moving!!!
5!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starr: Holy shit! Tarah opened her eyes! HOW THE HELL IS SHE DOING THIS!!!
SG1: That camera wire must have been relatively low voltage… That’s probably the only reason she is still breathing right now…
Starr: TARAH CLOSING HER EYES AGAIN! SHE CAN’T EVEN KEEP THEM OPEN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: IT’S OVER! IT’S MERCIFULLY OVER!!!
(“RX Queen” by Deftones hits as the referee quickly grabs the EAW Specialists Championship and hands it to Brody Sparks as the crowd boos loudly. Officials quickly swarm the ring to check on Tarah Nova quickly kicking the live wire out of the ring and ordering it be unplugged from the source.)
MPFRA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILLLLLLLLL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRODY SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS!!!!!!
SG1: I can’t believe what we just witnessed Starr! A complete battle of two psychopaths who went to any lengths to emerge victorious here tonight… This was less of a match and more of a war…
Starr: In the end… Brody Sparks had one advantage that Tarah Nova didn’t… The complete and utter obedience of Jocelyn Diemos… We have wondered for almost two months if Jocelyn was actually Sanatorium material… I’d say tonight we finally have our answer…
SG1: We will provide updates on the status of Tarah Nova as soon as they are available. And now it looks like it’s time for the family reunion…
(Alexis Diemos and Madison Kaline come out to the ring to celebrate with Brody Sparks. Tarah Nova is taken out on a stretcher as Brody waves bye to her sarcastically. Ringside crew come out to the ring to clean up as the whole ringside area is drenched and covered with water, blood, and pieces of Brody’s hair.)
Starr: An absolute career defining showing from Tarah Nova tonight… absolutely proving that she is among the best to ever step foot in an EAW ring. But Brody Sparks is ruthless and will go to hell and back to keep that championship. Can anybody stop her?
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the History Channel special “The Cold War: The Proxy War Continues” being hosted by EAW New Breed Champion Cody Marshall.)
(The camera fades into an extremely messy house. Cockroaches are shown crawling all over the floor as a dead dog rots in the corner. Doritos crumbs litter every piece of furniture and there is an unconscious hobo lying next to a cracked television set.)
???: This is where Cam lives. What a mess! Someone should really do something about that!
(Suddenly a flash of red light shines across the screen as a rose drops from the ceiling to the floor. The screen flashes red again as the room reappears now immaculately clean. Red roses are shown across the entire room as brand new expensive furniture has replaced every corner of the room.)
???: Hahaha that’s much better!
(Suddenly Consuela Rose Ava walks into the room wearing a bright red dress as she smiles into the camera with a hand on her hip.)
Consuela: Now I live here! As you can all see this is what happens whenever Consuela steps up to the plate! You all know Cam… But as you have seen recently with her… things have gotten just a little messy! But don’t worry! I’m here to do something about it! It’s time for Consuela to make her mark on this business just like my sister did!
(The camera zooms in on Consuela’s face as she winks into the camera.)
Consuela: I have that Ava blood. I was born into this business. That’s why it’s time… for Consuela to clean house!!!
(The camera cuts to a red screen as golden letters crawl across the screen. “Consuela is coming… to CLEAN HOUSE!”.)
(A Video package plays showing all three participants of the Women’s World Title Triple Threat match. It shows Cailin Dillon defeating Sheridan Muller for the Women’s Championship at Road to Redemption and Aria Jaxon beating her at the Awards Show. Then it shows Dillon and Jaxon facing off at King of Elite only to be interrupted by Stephanie Matsuda. It then goes to Aria and Matsuda battling in a ladder match and pulling down the number one contenders contract at the same time. And ends with Empire General Manager Cleopatra announcing all three former Formation stable mates will be taking each other on at Malicious Intentions in a Triple Threat Match for the Women’s World Championship.)
SG1: Well here we go Stan, we’ve been waiting weeks and weeks for this matchup. And now it’s finally here.
Starr Stan: You said it, the three former teammates here have all been absolutely at each other’s throats as of late, and it’s all for the richest prize on Empire. The Women’s World Championship!
SG1: I personally think that no matter how this one plays out, that this time is the end. This match is the finally to this formation saga for good!
Starr Stan: This one is for all the marbles ladies and gentlemen! Oh and the winner gets the Women’s World Championship too…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: The Following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! AND it is for the Women’s World Championship!
(The arena goes pitch black. The opening music of “New Level” by A$AP Ferg starts. When the beat drops the lights come up to dim and strobe lights go off as Cailin Dillon appears on the stage with her back turned to the ring and her arms out to her side. She turns and pumps a fist as red pyro shoots off behind her and she starts walking to the ring with a huge smirk on her face.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing FIRST OF ALL! From Dallas, Texas…she is the Women’s World Champion…”The Empress of Empire” CAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIN DIIIIIIIILLOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG1: And here comes the reigning, defending Women’s Champion. Ever since she won that belt at Road To Redemption, Cailin Dillon has been absolutely on fire! It’s been a phenomenal run.
Starr Stan: And my money is on the fact that her phenomenal run continues on!
SG1: Well even I will admit that she deserves it if she makes it passed this matchup.
Starr Stan: I am confident that she can, she is the Empress of our Empire after all!
(Familiar multi-colored lights come on as “Run The World (I Am The Best Remix)” by Beyonce comes on. The crowd goes into an uproar as Formation’s original titantron plays on the screen.)
Girls, we run this motha (yeah!)
Girls, we run this motha (yeah!)
Girls, we run this motha (yeah!)
Girls, we run this motha girls
Who run the world? –
Mao Ichimichi’s voice: The War Queen.
(“OOOUUU” by Young M.A. plays as Mao Ichimichi walks out, follows by Stephanie Matsuda, wearing her trademark bandana and a “Fighting Blasians” hoodie. The two stop on the stage for a moment, taking in the disappointment of the crowd. Mao looks at her watch and shows it to Stephanie who nods and takes off her hoodie, revealing a “Play Like a Champion” shirt, with “Fight Like Matsuda” on the back. The two slowly walks to the ring as Matsuda cracks her knuckles. She climbs the nearest turnbuckle, takes off the shirt. She does a backflip of the turnbuckle, nodding to Mao when she lands.)
Ring Announcer: And introducing her opponents, FIRST! From Brooklyn, New York…being escorted to the ring by Mao Ichimichi…she is the “War Queen” STEEEPHAAAAANIIIIIEEEEEE MAAAAATSUUUUUUDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG1: And with that very interesting introduction, here comes Stephanie Matsuda and it looks like she means business tonight Stan.
Starr Stan: No doubt about that, the dark horse of this triple threat and more importantly an absolute sleeper threat right now.
(“Formation” — Beyonce hits, bringing KeyArena’s capacity crowd to its feet. Hot pink lights seem to illuminate the interior of the venue, and after a few moments, Aria Jaxon, donning red, white, and gold ring attire, is carried out onto the stage. She sits atop a throne on a platform carried by four men dressed as palace guards. A smiling Aria sits cross-legged with outstretched arms, waving to the crowd before her…security detail (?) proceeds down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring! From Los Angeles, California…“The Queen of the New Guard”…AAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIAAAAAAA JAAAAXXXXOOOONNNNN!!!!!
(Aria is carried up to the ring apron, at which point she steps off and blows a kiss to the audience before entering the ring. She removes her shades and tosses them over the top rope, into the crowd. Aria makes her way to the nearest corner and taunts to the crowd, causing another uptick in applause. She makes the championship belt gesture around her waist before hopping down and turning her eyes toward the entryway.)
SG1: And now here comes MY pick to leave tonight as the Women’s World Champion!
Starr Stan: I don’t know there, lady luck just has not shined on Aria as of late, plus no matter what we all know as much as Stephanie and Cailin may not like each other, they can both agree on their shared hatred of this woman!
SG1: Yeah…unfortunately that means Aria leaving tonight with the title will be a miracle.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Starr Stan: And now we start off this Women’s World Title contest. Mao getting down from the apron as the three women circle each other around.
SG1: CAILIN DILLON SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! Aria looking outside at the champion who just exited the ring. AND MATSUDA MAULING JAXON FROM BEHIND! LIKE A SHARK WHO SMELLS BLOOD!
Starr Stan: There’s no way Aria can win with focus like that! Cailin Dillon playing it smart and exiting the ring immediately! What genius from the champion! And of course Stephanie not wasting any time and taking advantage of the situation!
SG1: You could argue that Steph fell right into Dillon’s hand and doesn’t even realize it.
Starr Stan: This early in the matchup i doubt that she even cares about that. She just wants her some of Aria Jaxon and that’s exactly what she’s gettin!
SG1: Matsuda stomping away at Jaxon early on here and now she mounts over her and begins throwing lefts and rights! And Cailin Dillon is watching on outside in joy! She’s laughing right now Stan!
Starr Stan: Cailin seems very calm and confident in her abilities to leave tonight with her title, which I of course am also a firm believer of.
SG1: We get it Stan. Either way Matsuda now lifting up Jaxon up and Biel Tosses her across the ring! What strength from the War Queen! And now she walks over stalking Aria. Steph lifting up Aria and an elbow to the gut by Jaxon! And again! And now a third time! Matsuda releases her grip on Jaxon. And now Aria with a kick to the leg of Steph! A second kick! And she knocks her down with the third kick! And now Aria climbing on top of Stephanie and going to town with lefts and rights of her own! You can see the sheer amount of anger on her face right now!
Starr Stan: Cailin Dillon sliding back into the ring and grabbing Aria by her hair! The Empress hair whips her off of Matsuda and begins to stomp down the pink haired woman! Stephanie Matsuda is climbing back up as she sees what’s going on. But before she can even make another movement Cailin immediately turns around and rushes at her! Flying Clothesline! Cailin now grabs Aria and dumps her out of the ring as she crawls back over and covers Stephanie!
Starr Stan: And Matsuda kicks out! It’s gonna take a whole lot more to keep one of these three ladies down than that. This is merely the beginning!
SG1: You said that right Stan. And now Cailin lifting up The War Queen and tossing her into the corner. And now the champion with European Uppercuts!
SG1: Cailin backs up…and charges at Cloud once again for a Big Boot! BUT STEPH FORWARD ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND THE EMPRESS! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! Cloud drags her out of the corner and now rushing over to make the cover!
Starr Stan: And the champ stays alive! Aria now rolling back into the ring. She’s stalking both of her adversaries from the corner! These fans are on their feet for what the Californian Dream could have up her sleeve here! AND ARIA CHARGES OUT AS CLOUD TURNS AROUND AND GETS HIT WITH THE SLINGBLADE! ARIA NOW RUSHING OVER TO THE CHAMPION WHO’S ON ONE KNEE! SLIDING KNEE TO THE FACE OF CAILIN DILLON!
SG1: ARIA GETS BACK UP AND IS ALL FIRED UP! SHE’S GOT THE PEOPLE ON THEIR FEET!
Starr Stan: I don’t know what it is about this young woman that makes EVERYONE gravitate towards her! She’s got some flashy moves, but in terms of effectiveness she always comes up short these days!
SG1: Well no matter what impossible odds she faces, she continues to fight on and that’s exactly what she’s doing tonight! Here comes Cailin from behind! She grabs Aria and tries to throw her out of the ring once again, but this time Aria counters and flings her over the top rope!
Starr Stan: Cailin Dillon hanging on by the apron however!
SG1: BUT HERE COMES ARIA JAXON TACKLING HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS THEY BOTH GO FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!
(A replay is shown of Aria tackling Cailin off the apron and them both landing on the outside floor.)
Starr Stan: They’re spilling outside now and that is not good for anyone! Mao entering the ring now and assisting Matsuda to regaining her senses. And now she’s informing her of what took place while she was knocked out from that Slingblade! Aria is picking herself up by the barricade meanwhile Cailin is downed near the apron.
SG1: Stephanie Matsuda looks to have some evil intentions as she looks back at the two women and the ring ropes. Steph bounces off the ropes and goes flying into Jaxon with a big suicide dive! Driving Aria’s back into the barricade!
Starr Stan: Aww, the War Queen is not done! She rolls back into the ring and looks to be setting up for a second Suicide Dive, this time on Cailin. She bounces off the ropes and flies out…OH MY GOD!
SG1: CAILIN DILLON COUNTERED THE SUICIDE DIVE INTO A JUMPING SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF STEPHANIE MATSUDA AS SHE WAS FLYING OUT AT HER!
Starr Stan: How resourceful is our champion!/?
SG1: That is right folks, triple threat rules are in play right now. So no count outs or disqualifications! Cailin now digging under the ring and pulling out a weapon… and SMACKING Aria in the back with the chair! CAILIN DILLON IS LETHAL WITH THAT THING!
Starr Stan: Cailin Dillon is now making her way over here! And she’s tearing apart the announce table of our amigos representing Cuba!
SG1: No Stan, they represent all spanish speaking count-
Starr Stan: Columbia!
SG1: I’m not doing this with you.
Starr Stan: Well no matter what, it’s a given that somebody is going through that table and it’s gonna be nasty!
SG1: This match has been a demolition derby since it kicked off and things are getting worse and worse by the seconds.
Starr Stan: Mao is pulling Stephanie to safety and helping her up as Aria is not fortunate enough to receive the same treatment. Cailin lifts her up and drags her over to the Armenian Announce Table!
SG1: THAT’S NOT EVEN HISPANIC! 😐
Starr Stan: FOCUS ON THE MATCH SG1! Geez… Now Cailin drags Jaxon all the way to the unAmerican table, but Aria is trying to pull herself free! Aria leaps up onto the table and roundhouse kicks Cailin right in the temple! The empress is staggered as Jaxon leaps back down and smashes her face right into the table! The pink haired woman lays Cailin on the table and looks out to the crowd! Aria gets clubbed from behind though! Matsuda now smashes her face on the Puerto Rican Announce table too! And lays her besides Cailin!
SG1: THIS IS NOT GOOD! STEPHANIE HAS THAT EVIL LOOK IN HER EYES! She climbs into the ring and…SHE’S SCALING UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Crowd: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
SG1: CLOUD PLEASE…YOU DON’T HAVE TO JUMP!
Starr Stan: EVERYONE WATCH OUT, STEPHANIE MATSUDA IS COMING IN HOT ON THE PERUVIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!
SG1: SHE DIVES FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!! AND SENDS BOTH LADIES THROUGH OUR SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!
Starr Stan: Now how will those poor mexicans know what’s going on?! El Landerson’s got to be pissed right now!
SG1: I think we have more immediate worries than El Landerson, mainly the three ladies of this match itself! THEY’RE ALL DOWN AND VIRTUALLY OUT! LET’S SEE THAT AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL SOMEONE CAN FINALLY MOVE!
( Replays air, showing the SSP through the announce desk that was just hit, several times. )
SG1: Finally Steph Matsuda can get some footing, stirring and dragging up to her feet following an insane attack that could have very well incapacitated everyone in this match up including herself! Now Matsuda drags Aria Jaxon up from the floor, and is pulling her dead weight up just to drag her back onto the apron and push her into the ring. Matsuda would love nothing more than to end this match and win the EAW Womens Champion by pinning probably the person she hates more than anyone in the world! Matsuda slides back in the ring, there’s the cover!
Ref: OOOOONEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRR-
Starr Stan: A SHOULDER UP BY ARIA JAXON!!! ARIA KEEPS THE MATCH GOING JUST A LITTLE LONGER! Matsuda bangs her fists on the mat, pouting over the resistance being shown by her rival. Now Matsuda rolls back out of the ring and watches an even more banged up Cailin Dillon roll around still probably unaware of where she even is. Matsuda pulls Cailin up and is going to bring her in the ring… but CAILIN WITH A SURGE, DIGS HER SHOULDER BLADE INTO THE MIDSECTION AND DRIVES STEPHANIE INTO THE RING APRON! NOW CAILIN, FROM BEHIND, HOOKS MATSUDA AND LIFTS HER UPPPP AND DOWN ONTO THE RING APRON WITH A BACK SUPLEX, BEFORE COLLAPSING TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR HERSELF!
SG1: There’s still so much that was taken out of Cailin after being sent through that announce desk, but what a great show of resilience by the Champ herself!
Starr Stan: One of the few times I can completely agree with you, it certainly takes guts to battle back with a counter like that after taking such a brutal hit! AND LOOK AT ARIA JAXON, SHE’S BACK UP AND JOGS ACROSS THE RING TO HIT A BASEBALL SLIDE sending Stephanie flying off the apron and back onto Cailin, knocking them both on top of each other! Now Aria steps onto the apron, and THERE’S A BEAUTIFUL FROG SPLASH ONTO BOTH LADIES WHO ARE PILED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!!!!! IT WOULD SEEM AS THOUGH ARIA JAXON IS IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT NOW, PERHAPS TEMPORARILY!
SG1: Aria’s sitting there still in a lot of pain, but she knows just what she’s done! Aria drags Stephanie Matsuda up from the floor and has a fist full of hair as she walks around the ring corner to another side… but MATSUDA with a chop block! And a spin kick to the ribs! That creates separation, and gives her some room for reprieve… or maybe not, it looks like Steph is on the offense, she goes right after Aria — BUT ARIA INTERCEPTS HER MOMENTUM AND GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND SENDS HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! THE PAIN JARRING RIGHT INTO MATSUDA’S BONES! AND ARIA BACKS AWAY QUICKLY, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK TO THE FACE OF MATSUDA!!!! THAT ALMOST KNOCKS HER OVER THE BARRICADE, BUT MATSUDA SLIDES DOWN TO THE FLOOR LOOKING OUT OF IT!
Starr Stan: Aria spots Cailin Dillon in the ring, and she rushes back in, EGGING CAILIN ON! CAILIN CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, DUCK BY ARIA, CAILIN REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND ARIA COUNTERS FOR A BACK BODY DROP! BUT CAILIN LANDS ON HER FEET, BUT THE MOMENTUM SENDS HER COMBAT ROLLING AND ARIA RUNS THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HER, RICOCHETS OFF OF THEM AND TAKES CAILIN DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE!!! BRILLIANT SLING BLADE, AND A HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SG1: A SHOULDER UP! ARIA JAXON HAS BEEN ON AN ABSOLUTE TEAR! SHE GRABS THE WRIST OF CAILIN JUST AFTER IT FLIES INTO THE AIR, RUSHES BACK TO HER FEET AND PULLS CAILIN UP WITH HER TO GO FOR THE REVERSE STO!!! BUT CAILIN FIRES OFF WITH SEVERAL BLOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BEFORE GOING DOWN! Aria turns away holding her face in pain, but comes right back looking for a right hand! A BOOT KNOCKS AWAY THE ARM BY CAILIN! AND ARIA, WHILE BEING KNOCKED AROUND COUNTERS RIGHT BACK FOR THE REVERSE HEEL KICK! THAT INVERTED ROUNDHOUSE HITS ITS MARK! That sends Cailin stumbling back to the corner and sitting on the second turnbuckle, causing Aria to come right after her — BUT THERE’S AN OVER THE SHOULDER SNAKE EYES DROPPING ARIA FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP OF THE RINGPOST! Aria collapses to her bottom, sitting in the corner stunned, and HERE COMES CAILIN WITH A ROPE-AIDED CORNER DROPKICK! Aria rolls over, racked with pain, and Cailin slides over with the cover!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Starr Stan: SPRINGBOARD ELBOW DROP BY STEPHANIE MATSUDA!!! BUT A GENIUS ESCAPE BY CAILIN, WHO BREAKS THE PIN AT THE LAST SECOND TO ALLOW STEPHANIE TO DROP THE ELBOW INTO THE THROAT OF ARIA! Cailin’s standing right behind Stephanie just waiting for her to recover… and Steph drags herself up, turns around, and CAILIN RUNS THE ROPES BEHIND HER AND CHARGES RIGHT AT STEPHANIE! MATSUDA DUCKS DOWN, CAILIN ROLLS DOWN THE BACK OF MATSUDA, LARIAT TURNS ARIA INSIDE OUT AND ALMOST SENDS HER OUT OF THE RING! SHE TURNS BACK TO MATSUDA, STEPHANIE CHARGES AT HER, BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK BY CAILIN! DROPKICK AS WELL BY MATSUDA! THEY BOTH HIT DROPKICKS IN STEREO, THEY RECOVER, AND THERE’S A SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY STEPHANIE MATSUDA! While Cailin rolls away in pain, Aria’s using the ropes to drag herself up, and staggers over to a corner on the opposite side of the ring… far across from the side of the ring that holds the corner Cailin is leaning back on, and that prompts Matsuda to hit a RUNNING KNEE TO THE CHEST OF ARIA! TURNS AROUND, RUNNING HIP ATTACK TO THE FACE OF CAILIN! SPRINTS BACK ACROSS THE RING, A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK TO THE FACE OF ARIA TO COUNTERACT WHAT ARIA DID TO HER JUST EARLIER IN THE MATCH! AND NOW SHE SPRINTS BACK ACROSS THE RING TO HIT A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE TO THE FACE OF CAILIN DILLON!!!
SG1: MATSUDA JOGS RIGHT BACK OVER TO ARIA, JUST AS ARIA CAN MUSTER UP ENOUGH TO STAND ON HER OWN TWO FEET, AND HITS EUROPEAN UPPER CUT AFTER UPPERCUT INTO THE JAW OF ARIA! THOSE ARE ANGRY, REVENGEFUL, SPITEFUL UPPERCUTS ROCKING THE FACE OF MS. JAXON! Matsuda grabs Aria by the wrist, looking for an Irish whip, but Aria’s holding her ground not letting herself be sent across the ring… THERE’S A VICIOUS HEADBUTT BY STEPHANIE MATSUDA! FOLLOWED UP BY A VICIOUS BICYCLE KNEE! HOOOLY MOLY THAT HAD TO HAVE STUNNED HER! AND MATSUDA SENDS ARIA ACROSS THE RING INTO CAILIN’S CORNER! BUT CAILIN TOSSES ARIA ASIDE TO THE FLOOR! Steph charges at Cailin, but Cai brings Steph up using her momentum and seats her on the top turnbuckle, and Cailin follows up with A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI UP THE TURNBUCKLE, ROCKING THE BOOT UPSIDE STEPHANIE’S HEAD!!!! Matsuda sits there up on the top rope, nearly slumped over, and Cailin climbs up that same corner now until she’s perched up at the top and standing tall……… SUPER FRANKENSTEINER BY CAILIN DILLON!!!!!! THAT SENDS STEPHANIE FLYYING–
Starr Stan: INTO A POWERBOMB BY ARIA JAXON!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARIA INTERCEPTS THE FLYING BODY OF STEPHANIE MATSUDA WITH A BRUTAL SIT-OUT POWERBOMB BY ARIA!!!! AND SHE HOLDS IN THE PIN!!!!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNNE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SG1: CAILIN BREAKS IT UP WITH A SLIDING FOREARM TO THE FACE!!! EVEN AFTER THE PUNISHMENT SHE HAD JUST TAKEN, ARIA WAS ABLE TO MANAGE A RIDICULOUS, I MEAN RIDICULOUS COUNTER!!!!
Starr Stan: That was crazy! I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that before in an EAW ring, but it’s probably safe to say the match has to be over for Stephanie Matsuda! Nevertheless, it’s a race to a vertical base between Cailin Dillon and the challenger and former Vixens Champ, Aria Jaxon… and as they make it to their feet here comes CAILIN WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND ARIA FIGHTS BACK WITH A RIGHT OF HER OWN! KNEE TO THE RIBS BY CAILIN! That brings Aria down to a knee, causing Cailin to stand over her… but ARIA COUNTERS WITH A SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER! Cailin gets knocked down to all fours, and Aria steps over her back and backs into the corner while Cailin shoots back up to her feet and CHARGES AT HER — COUNTER INTO A REVERSE STO!!!! RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!!! AND ARIA DRAGS CAILIN OUT OF THE CORNER YET AGAIN! AND ANOTHER REVERSE STO!!!!!!! KOJI CLUTCH!!!!!!! 187!!!!! 187 CONNECTS, AND THE SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN!!!!!! CAILIN DILLON IS IN A UNIVERSE OF TROUBLE! SHE’S HOLDING ON AS MUCH AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN, BUT ARIA IS REEEEEARING BACK WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT!!!! MATSUDA ISN’T EVEN REMOTELY BACK IN COMMISSION, AND CAILIN HAS NO ESCAPE IN SIGHT!!!!!! SHE’S GONNA TAP!!!!!!! CAILIN SUBMITS!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!! BUT THE REFEREE IS YANKED OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HE SEE IT!!!
( Cailin Dillon is yanked out of the ring by her legs )
SG1: WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Starr Stan: LOOK AT THIS!!!! ENTERING THE RING, IT’S CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!! AND KENDRA SHAMEZ!!!!! AND THEY’RE DOUBLE TEAMING ARIA JAXON, BOMBARDING HER WITH BLOWS AND STOMPING AND KICKING AT HER FROM EVERY DIRECTION!!!! WHY!?!?
SG1: KENDRA GRABS ARIA AND TOSSES HER THROUGH THE ROPES, OUT OF THE RING, AND CAM FOLLOWS HER DROPPING DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS SHE AND KENDRA DRAG ARIA BACK UP FROM THE FLOOR….. AND SEND HER WITH ALL OF THEIR MIGHT INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!! MY GOD ARIA’S BODY SMACKS INTO THOSE RING STAIRS WITH NO GIVE!!!! NO GODDAMN GIVE!!!!
Starr Stan: ARIA SITS SLUMP ACROSS THE STEPS, AND LOOK AT CAMERON!!!! CAMERON WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, SENDING ARIA’S HEAD SMACKING AGAINST THE STEEL!!!!! THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!!!!!
( Kendra and Cam back up on the ramp with a cold look in their eyes. )
SG1: OLD WOUNDS REOPENED, AND MALICIOUS INTENTIONS MADE KNOWN! ARIA JAXON IS DOWN AND COMPLETELY OUT! LEAVING A SHOCKED AND FATIGUED CAILIN DILLON TO DRAG HERSELF INTO THE RING AND CLIMB OVER AN UNCONSCIOUS STEPH MATSUDA FOR THE PIN! THE REF HESITANTLY SLIDES DOWN TO THE MAT!
Ref: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEE!!! TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
( “New Level” by A$AP Ferg picks up where it left off as an exhausted Cailin Dillon pulls herself up with the ropes and is quickly handed her Women’s World Championship.)
Starr: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
SG1: I HAVE NO WORDS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS CONTINUES TO HAPPEN. IT’S ALWAYS ONE THING OR ANOTHER. SOMEONE HAS TO PUT A STOP TO THIS!
Starr: SHUT UP! THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST WINS FROM CAILIN’S CAREER. LET HER LIVE IN THIS MOMENT! HER TIME SO FAR IN EAW MAY NOT BE LONG, BUT SHE DEFINITELY ACTS LIKE A TRUE EAW VETERAN!
(Cailin manages to get herself up to her feet and has her hand raised by the referee. Cailin quickly snatches her hand down and raises her prestigious title in the air with both hands. Aria is shown walking towards the ramp as she mouths the words, “This is far from over…”)
(10 Minute Intermission)
(A video package begins to play… A montage of EAW Vixens throughout the years commences as faces such as The Heart Break Gal, Cameron Ella Ava, Kendra Shamez, Tarah Nova, Madison Kaline, Aria Jaxon, Brody Sparks and Cailin Dillon appear on the screen depicting their career defining moments. The Vixen’s Championship is featured as various Vixens are shown capturing the prestigious prize. The Specialists Championship and the Women’s Championship are showcased as the current champions are shown raising their title high in the air in triumph.)
Narrator: 20 Women… One prize… One grand opportunity.
(The Empire Cup is shown on a podium as its silver exterior glistens and shines.)
Narrator: The Grand Rampage match has been a tradition in EAW most commonly performed by male Elitists. Our Vixens have evolved and now 20 women will battle it out in order to obtain one of the most prestigious prizes in EAW history.
(The image shifts to a view of the Empire logo and shows the women of Empire battling it out in historic matches as they continue to break the barriers and shatter glass ceilings.)
Narrator: Who will fail? Who will succeed? Who will establish themselves as.. The face of Empire?
(Malicious Intentions comes back on air as the roar from the crowd is echoing throughout the KeyArena. The female ring announcer takes center stage as she begins to speak.)
RA: Ladies and gentleman… The following match is the main event of Malicious Intentions and will be contested for EAW’s newest award… THE EMPIRE CUP!! For the first time ever, it will feature twenty women battling it out for a chance to obtain the ultimate prize at their own Supershow event! This will be a spectacle that separates the women from the girls and will push the boundaries of women’s wrestling in Elite Answers Wrestling! …And so without further ado… For the thousands sitting in attendance at the KeyArena in Seattle, Washington… For the millions watching at home… LLLETTTTTTTTTSSSSS GET READY TO RAMPAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
SG1: I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT FOR THIS!
Starr: We get to witness history in the making! One woman will come out victorious and will truly establish herself as the face of Empire… Hmm, what’s this??
(Suddenly, a ringside staff person jumps on the apron and pulls the announcer to the side. He whispers something in her ear and she steps back into the center.)
RA: Ladies and gentlemen.. I just got word from H.R.D.O that this match has been officially changed… into a 25 WOMEN GRAND RAMPAGE!
SG1: FIVE MORE WOMEN HAVE BEEN ADDED?! WHAT!
Starr: Oh my god, I guess so, SG1! If this Grand Rampage wasn’t tough enough, they’ve know added five more women – five more barriers in my baby Kendra’s path. (crs)
SG1: Not just in your mistress’ path, but in everyone’s path! This can definitely either make or break some competitors. But I guess we won’t know until we get the damn thing started.
RA: And now … Introducing entrant number one!
(“She Looks Good” (Angry Kids Remix) by Jim Johnson begins to play as a sexy, curvaceous Amy-Jayne comes out wearing all black attire showcasing her long, lean legs. She makes her way to the ring as she is handed a mic.)
RA: Making her way to the ring at spot number one… From Baton Rouge, Louisiana… AAAAAAMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY-JAAAAAAAAAYNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Starr: A very arrogant but sexy Amy-Jayne is strutting down that ramp like she owns the place! Look at those legs! (Yum)
SG1: Oh christ, give me a break, Starr. It’s barely the first entrant and … (SG1 looks over Starr’s crotch.) OH COME ON, TYLER! SOMEONE, PLEASE, GET HIM TO STOP! THIS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL!
Amy: Well, well, well. Isn’t this just what you all wanted to see? The good girl turned bad Ms. Amy-Jayne has obtained the number one spot for the Grand Rampage. Get a good glimpse of this face, you fools, because this is the best thing you’re going to look at this entire evening. I guarantee EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU that the woman who enters right after me will be in no way shape or form live up to MY hype or have an ounce of talent that I ha–
“We hate everyone… We hate everyone.. We hate everyone…”
(“We Hate Everyone” by K.Flay begins to play and the arena darkens as that phrase is repeated.. Smoke fills up the entire entranceway as Kendra Shamez, wearing a dark blue robe with the word “SHAMELESS” printed on the back emerges from backstage. She extends her arms and closes her eyes as she embraces the booing Seattle crowd. Kendra stares an obviously nervous Amy down as she makes her way to the ring.)
RA: And introducing the woman who drew at number two… Hailing from Buffalo, New York.. She is the O…G…. VIXEN….. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNDRAA SHAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starr: MY BABY MAMA! THE OG! THE OG! TAKE BACK THOSE IDIOTIC WORDS YOU HICK! You’re making your people like Jacob Senn look bad!
SG1: Kendra looks determined to make Amy-Jayne eat her words as she keeps constant eye contact. Amy fumbled to her spot but she’s also acting very valiant by stepping up to the obviously intimidating OG. The ref checks both women and signals for the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Starr: And it’s finally begun! Now remember, every two minutes a new Elitist will emerge from the back and will compete for their chance to win the prize of a lifetime. Can you imagine, SG1? Being able to cash this baby in whenever the hell you felt like it! Hell, even I wish I was in this!
SG1: As much as I’d love to sit here and talk about your dreams, Starr, let’s focus on the two women who are starting off this iconic match. Kendra Shamez and Amy-Jayne are staring one another down as the relentless crowd in Seattle, Washington are making sure their voices are being heard! A hesitant Amy-Jayne is going all out as she is stepping up to the plate! Amy is taking the initiative as she PUSHES the OG making her take a few steps back but she quickly catches her balance. Kendra shakes it off as she smiles… AND GIVES A FIERCE PUSH THAT MADE AMY FALL ON HER BOTTOM! As much as I hate to say it, no one can truly match the physical force Kendra Shamez brings to the table. Kendra takes the advantage as she begins to pummel the back of Amy’s head with various elbows! Kendra is not holding back as she continues to drill her elbow in the nape of Amy’s neck!
Starr: Amy is wincing in pain as she is trying to desperately fight off Kendra but to no avail. Kendra rises to her feet and brings the frightened Amy with her as she corners on the nearest turnbuckle. Kendra exposes Amy’s sweet bare chest and A CHOP! AMY NEARLY FELL ON HER KNEES DUE TO THE IMPACT BUT KENDRA FORCES HER BACK UP! AND ANOTHER CHOP! THAT LOOKS LIKE IT KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF AMY BUT KENDRA ISN’T NEARLY DONE! ONE MORE CHOP AND AMY’S SKIN IS RED WITH IRRITATION! SG1, you can SEE Kendra’s imprint on Amy’s chest! That’s DEFINITELY going to leave a mark…
(“I’m so Confident” by Photronique begins to play as the Seattle crowd reacts in joyous cheers! Consuela Rose Ava darts from backstage and towards the ring!)
SG1: Consuela coming with an intense amount of adrenaline running through her veins as she slides into the ring in the third spot! Immediately she targets Amy who is still cornered in the turnbuckle and begins to give a few kicks of her own. Kendra and Consuela take a moment and look at one another as Kendra gives a devilish smile! Consuela grabs Amy by her arm and flings her towards the ring ropes! Amy comes bouncing back but IS QUICKLY MET WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Amy looks out of it as she tumbles down on the mat! However, this small moment of resting is quickly ended as Kendra grabs Amy by her hair and throws her over the top rope! And just like that, the self proclaimed future of Empire is done! The first person eliminated has been Ms. Jayne!
RA: Amy-Jayne has been eliminated!
Starr: Amy just tumbled down right in front of us and she’s so out of it that she’s just laying there, motionless! Those chops mixed with Consuela’s vicious clothesline was enough to knock her the hell out. Now, the two women left in the ring are Consuela and Kendra who come face to face. Even though they seemed to have an alliance it was definitely short lived as both women lock up! It’s clear that every woman is on her own in this match! Kendra quickly takes over as she maneuvers herself around Consuela’s neck! She puts Consuela on a headlock as she is pulling as tight as she can! Kendra, what are you doing!? Just throw her out already! It seems as if the OG is wearing down her opponent as Consuela is desperately trying to find herself out. She eventually lets go and now Kendra is trying to toss over Consuela! Consuela is showing resistance as she gives Kendra a kick to the gut stopping her in her tracks!
(“Beast” by Nico Vega begins to play as Jocelyn Diemos skips her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
SG1: AND NOW THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE COVEN… JOCELYN DIEMOS! Coming in on spot number 4! Jocelyn being booed heavily by the crowd for her actions earlier tonight. Jocelyn is taking her sweet ass time as she uses the steps to enter the ring. Jeez, woman, we still got like 21 more entrances to go! She immediately joins in as Kendra and Consuela are battling it out in the corner! Jocelyn targets Kendra’s back as she jumps over like a monkey? Jocelyn is clinging on Kendra’s back as Kendra is trying to fling her off! It looks as if Kendra is wearing her custom made Jocelyn Diemos backpack as she wraps her small legs around the torso of the OG! Jocelyn has now wrapped her arms around Kendra’s neck and is attempting to cut the air flow! Consuela notices the opportunity and is trying to throw Kendra off her balance by tilting her slowly as she has Jocelyn still hanging on! Jocelyn immediately notices as she lands on the ring apron! Jocelyn quickly slides under the bottom rope and is still in this game!
(“We Don’t Have to Dance” by Andy Black blares throughout the entire arena as a confident Cherrise emerges.)
Starr: The Australian beauty makes her way in the fifth spot! She slides under the bottom rope and corners Consuela as Kendra and Jocelyn are still exchanging right hand after right hand! Jocelyn corners Kendra and gives her a vicious kick to her midsection. That looks like it took a toll on Kendra because any momentum she had has diminished! The small stature of the odd one in the Coven should not be taken lightly because right now she’s a complete match for Kendra. Jocelyn is now raising Kendra’s leg over the top rope trying to throw her out!
SG1: But let’s look at this corner! Consuela quickly gets out of that detrimental spot that Cherrise had her in as she slaps the spit out of Empire’s newest signee! Uh oh, Cherrise did NOT like that as she’s beginning to fume with anger! Cherrise lets out a screeching yell as she viciously grabs Consuela and throws her over the top rope! BUT CONSUELA QUICKLY LATCHES ON TO THE RING ROPES WITHOUT CHERRISE EVEN KNOWING! Here we have Cherrise gloating about eliminating one of the Ava twins but if only she turned around! CONSUELA’S SWIFTLY HOPS THE TURNBUCKLE… WAIT CONSUELA, BE CAREFUL UP THERE! THAT’S TOO RISKY! CONSUELA IS AT THE TOP AS AN UNSUSPECTING CHERRISE TURNS AROUND… FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Consuela, the queen of clotheslines, just annihilated Cherrise and made her fall onto her back! Cherrise is desperately still trying to be in this as she gets on her knees… BUT LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! THE RUNNING KNEE THAT I’M SURE BROKE CHERRISE’S NOSE! Cherrise looks like she’s completely knocked out but she is quickly brought to her feet by a beaming Consuela as she throws her over the top rope!
RA: Cherrise has been eliminated!
Starr: And the bit of momentum that Cherrise had is completely gone! Consuela is on a roll as she quickly runs over to the opposite turnbuckle with Kendra and Jocelyn.
(“Pet” by A Perfect Circle begins to eerily play throughout the KeyArena as Alexis Diemos bolts down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Starr: And the self proclaimed mother of all mothers has made her way down to the ring at entry number six! Yikes, good thing there wasn’t two mores sixes in that entry number or else I’d need a goddamn priest! Alexis immediately goes and helps her fellow Coven member, Jocelyn, as she was getting bombarded by the rest of the women in this match! Alexis and Kendra are now face to face as they immediately lock up! Alexis, however, grabs onto Kendra’s golden locks and GIVES A HAIRPULL BACK BREAKER! Kendra’s back arched abnormally far and you can tell it took a toll! Alexis is stomping on Kendra as she goes towards the ropes.. And drops an elbow on the exhausted body of Kendra Shamez! Alexis is now taunting the crowd but that’s quickly ended as she spots Jocelyn on the verge of being thrown out but she is just hanging on for dear life! The loyalty the Coven has for one another is alive tonight as Alexis pulls Consuela off of Jocelyn! The clock is beginning to tick!
(“Woo” by Rihanna begins to play as Elena Miles makes her way into the ring!)
SG1: Elena Miles, relative of some weird Elitist, is lucky number seven! Let’s see how far her luck will take her because the women in the ring right now are viciously waiting for the new meat to arrive! Elena takes notice of this and is reluctant to enter! The ref is telling her to go in but she’s refusing! An exhausted Kendra is pulling herself up with the ropes and is motioning for Elena to come in. Elena’s eyes widen as she begins to shake her head saying “NO!” Kendra is DEMANDING her to enter but Elena is actually getting shoved by the ref to go in! Hey! Don’t put your hands on her you dirty scum! Elena has no choice but to obey the orders of the frustrated ref! Elena has one foot over the ropes but is quickly dragged in by en energized Kendra! Kendra puts Elena’s head in between her arms… SNAP DDT! ELENA’S HEAD JUST SMACKED RIGHT AGAINST THE MAT! Kendra picks Elena up on her shoulders and tosses her out! And just like that, she’s gone!
RA: Elena Miles has been eliminated!
Starr: Kendra is truly feeling the momentum as she goes right after Alexis who was pounding away on Consuela’s head! Kendra carries a panicked Alexis Diemos and… ENUCLEATION! A WIDOWS PEAK PREFORMED BEAUTIFULLY ON THE NOW CARCASS OF ALEXIS DIEMOS! ALEXIS QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING USING THE BOTTOM ROPE AS AN ENRAGED JOCELYN CHARGES TOWARDS KENDRA! SHE WANTS REVENGE FOR THE PAIN SHE JUST PUT HER SISTER THROUGH! BUT KENDRA IS ON A ROLL AS SHE PICKS JOCELYN UP… ANOTHER ENUCLEATION! THE ONCE FRAZZLED SMALL BODY OF JOCELYN IS NOW LIMP AND LIFELESS!
CONSUELA TAKES THE INITIATIVE AND TOSSES HER OUT OF THE RING… AND SHE DOES SO SUCCESSFULLY!
RA: Jocelyn Diemos has been eliminated!
(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli begins to blast through the speakers as an energized Cameron Ella Ava emerges from backstage and immediately runs towards the ring!)
SG1: AND FINALLY, THE LAST AND FINAL OG IS IN THE RING AT NUMBER EIGHT! Kendra’s one and only fellow sister is finally in the match and I bet Kendra doesn’t feel so outnumbered after all! But wait.. There’s only Kendra, Cam and Consuela left in the ring! Cam is standing there looking at both competitors who have busted their ass since the beginning of this match! Cam is unsure of what to do… Will she charge towards Kendra or her own sister?! Oh, what am I even saying?! How will Cameron even have the audacity to go against her own flesh and blo– WHAT?! Cameron just grabbed Consuela by her ring gear and threw her in the corner! She’s RAMMING her shoulder into her sister’s midsection! Wow, this is something I definitely didn’t think would happen! Consuela is smiling, however, this entire time! What did she just say??
Consuela: (without a mic) Bring it, bitch!
Starr: I’m not quite sure if these two girls are engaging in play or Consuela is just a kinky type of bitch. Whichever option, I’m hitting both of them up after this. Kendra is currently sitting in the corner watching this unfold just trying to catch her breath. Cameron has the rubber sole of her shoe deeply pressed against Consuela’s throat cutting circulation! Cameron finally let’s go as she begins to taunt her sister by doing pushups as Consuela is trying to gather air! But all women are stopped as the countdown begins! Who will arrive next?!
(The room darkens as purple beams flash everywhere… “Just a Lil’ Thick” by Trinidad James begins to play. The Seattle crowd are left in shock as the big, bad and beautiful Amaya Fax emerges from the shadows.)
Starr: OH MY GOD, WHO IS THAT SWAMP MONSTER?!
SG1: EXCUSE ME?! THAT’S THE ONE! THE ONLY! THE LEGENDARY… AMAYA FAX!!!!!!!!! HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF HER?! SHE’S CONSTANTLY BREAKING SOCIETAL NORMS BY COMING OUT IN SUCH TIGHT FITTING GARMENT! AMAYA DON’T GIVE A F*CK
Starr: SG1! WE’RE ON PBS!
SG1: AMAYA DON’T GIVE A CRUD IF YOU THINK SHE’S FAT. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? SHE’S NOT FAT. SHE’S JUST…
Crowd: A LIL’ THICC!
Starr: Dear God I have no idea what I just witnessed but Amaya’s presence is daunting to say the least. Amaya is completely demolishing everything in her path! She just picked up the cocky Cameron Ella Ava and GAVE HER A SAMOAN DROP! Kendra and Consuela have decided to briefly team up as the bombard Amaya with various punches and kicks but Amaya doesn’t seem phased! Amaya grabs both women and puts their heads underneath each arm… DDT! Amaya is embracing the chaos she has just created and is laughing hysterically! That monster! How dare you put your dirty sausage fingers all over my ex!
(“Talk That Talk” by Rihanna ft. Jay Z begins to play as Megan runs towards the ring.)
SG1: I think Megan wants the be the one who eliminates Amaya because she’s going into that ring without any fear in her eyes as entrant number 10! Megan slides underneath the rope and is now standing toe-to-toe with the monster. Megan takes a few steps back and is now truly admiring who she’s going up against. The fearless Megan attempts to lock up with Amaya but Amaya quickly pushes her off. Megan is showing resilience as she goes up to her once again and begins to target Amaya’s weak knees!
Starr: Amaya’s knees begin to tremble as Megan kicks endlessly trying to get Amaya to lose her balance! She’s motioning the rest of the women to join her and they do! CAMERON, CONSUELA, KENDRA AND MEGAN ARE USING THEIR COLLECTIVE STRENGTH AND ARE PUSHING AMAYA OVER THE TOP ROPE! AMAYA IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY GOING OVER BUT WITHIN A BLINK OF AN EYE AMAYA SHIFTS HER BODY WEIGHT BACK INSIDE THE RING AND PUSHES EVERY SINGLE FEMALE OFF! Everyone scattered away as if they’re nothing! Incredible! Amaya has set her eyes on her target Megan Raine as she grabs her by her neck! Megan is fighting her off but Amaya raises her high in the air and.. CHOKESLAM! Amaya isn’t done yet… she’s looking over the nearest turnbuckle. Oh god, don’t do it. SG1, are you prepared to hide under the table if there’s an earthquake here in Seattle?!
SG1: Shut up, Starr! Amaya is slowly climbing to the top turnbuckle…
SG1: Amaya is teetering back and forth but she’s got her balance! She’s about to jump…
(“Junai Chaos” by Tokyo Performance Doll begins to play as Haruna Sakazaki runs towards the ring!)
Starr: HARUNA SAKAZAKI JUST SLID INTO THE RING AS NUMBER ELEVEN! OH MY GOD, HARUNA JUST PUSHED AMAYA OFF! AMAYA JUST TUMBLED DOWN TO THE BOTTOM!!! HARUNA JUST ELIMINATED AMAYA FAX!
RA: Amaya Fax has been eliminated!
SG1: AMAYA IS FURIOUS! Haruna saw the opportunity and took full advantage of it! Amaya is trying to climb back onto the ring. She is definitely not taking no as an answer. Amaya is halfway there but keeps getting pulled down by the reg… OH GOD, OUT OF NOWHERE! MEGAN RAINE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! THAT DOESN’T COUNT AS AN ELIMINATION RIGHT?! MEGAN JUST THREW HER ENTIRE BODY FULL FORCE ON AMAYA FAX! I THINK THAT WILL TEACH HER NOT TO COME BACK IN HERE. Back in the ring, Kendra and Haruna are now exchanging closed fists as Haruna is thrown into the turnbuckle by Kendra! Haruna uses that momentum and runs towards Kendra… WHEELBARROW BULLDOG! AND KENDRA’S FACE MEETS THE CANVAS AS A LOUD THUD IS HEARD! YOU CAN TELL THAT ONE HURT! What an amazing counter! Haruna is showing no signs of slowing down as she slowly rises to her feet.. She’s staring Kendra down as Kendra is trying to get on her two feet.. SHINING WIZARD! KENDRA’S HEAD LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ON THE VERGE OF POPPING OFF! KENDRA DROPS LIKE A FLY AS THE CROWD CHEERS HARUNA ON! Haruna is now dragging Kendra to the edge of the ring and is attempting to stand her up but Kendra looks like she’s knocked out! Haruna is wrapping Kendra’s arms on the ropes so she can keep her balance but nothing! Kendra tumbles down to her ground as a frustrated Haruna begins to stomp viciously!
(The lights go completely dark.)
SG1: Oh damn, who forgot to pay the light bill??
Starr: I swear to God if this is some sort of hipster protest to conserve energy I’m taking my ass back to Philly.
(A spotlight flashes at the entrance way.)
SG1: Who the hell is that?!
(Finally, a slightly overweight Maria Gonzales appears!)
SG1: You’ve got to be kidding me.
(Maria struts her way down as some generic, jobber entrance plays. A clearly intoxicated Maria Gonzales wobbles her way down the ramp and towards the steel steps.)
Maria: (without a mic.) T-this.. THIS?! This is my t-t-t-ime!!! What?? Y’all thought you could get rid of mi?? Hah.. HAAAA!
Starr: What the hell is this?! Before entering the ring, Maria went towards some Australian looking man wearing a “IfShe15ImSendingHerADickPic” t-shirt and gave him the most passionate kiss! Wow, the love is strong with those two.
SG1: I swear he looks like some sort of former Elitist, but finally their lips unlock as Maria sloppily wipes the spit off of her face. Maria is about to enter but is now wagging her finger. Good god, we don’t know where that finger has been but she’s now on the turnbuckle! God damn it, haven’t we all learned from Amaya Fax that being on the top turnbuckle in a Grand Rampage is just bad news?! Maria has officially sat on the turnbuckle and is now laughing as she looks over her man in the crowd. Maria is doing her iconic hair flip! Oh god, I guess it was too much… Maria flipped a little too hard and she just fell back! MARIA JUST ELIMINATED HERSELF! WHAT THE HELL!?
RA: Maria Gonzales has just been eliminated!
Starr: Well, that comeback was short lived. Maria just jumped over the barricade and is running away with her loved man. The people in the ring are completely baffled but that doesn’t stop the chaos that is conspiring within that squared circle! You can clearly tell that all of the women in the match want this. They’re begging for the chance to call themselves the Empire Cup winner! Adrenaline is rushing throughout the entire ring and the clock has emerged on the titantron! Who will emerge as number 13?!
(“Bloody” (KOF ’97 Remix) by SNK Sound Team hits as April song makes her way to the ring.)
Starr: April Song has entered the ring at unlucky number 13! As the chaos continues, she immediately goes to the aid of Megan Raine who has been double teamed by the Ava twins up to this point! A series of closed-fist punches to the face of Consuela, allowing Megan Raine to regain her footing and shove Cameron away! April with a kick to the gut of Consuela AND SHE GRABS HER BY THE BACK OF HER RING GEAR! SPIKE PILEDRIVER– IT’S REVERSED INTO A BACK BODY DROP! APRIL LANDS ON HER FEET! PELÉ KICK TO CONSUELA! Meanwhile Megan has dropped Cameron to her knees with an enzuigiri!
SG1: SNAPSHOT FROM MEGAN RAINE! SHE GOES FOR THE RUNNING KNEE BUT CAMERON SLIDES OUT OF THE WAY AND MEGAN GOES FLYING INTO THE CORNER! She stops herself just in the nick of time BUT KENDRA IRISH WHIPS HARUNA INTO THE VERY SAME CORNER AND SHE GOES CRASHING INTO MEGAN HEAD FIRST! Haruna stumbles backwards… AND KENDRA TAKES ADVANTAGE! SHE THROWS HARUNA OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Starr: HAHAHA! GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB CHINK!
SG1: Right as Haruna has just been shockingly eliminated– wait, no! She’s holding onto the top rope but just barely! The countdown begins for the next- and best- entrant!
Starr: Wait, you know who the next entrant is?!
SG1: IT’S ME! IT’S ME! IT’S S! G! Uhhh…. ME!
(SG1 takes off her headset and strips out of her clothes to reveal ring gear. She rushes into the ring.)
Starr: SG1 BETTER GET BACK HERE! THIS IS CRAZY! SHE’S INSTANTLY GOING AFTER HARUNA, SCRATCHING AND CLAWING AT HER HANDS, TRYING TO FORCE HER TO RELEASE THE TOP ROPE– AND KENDRA FROM BEHIND! Kendra spins SG1 around and the two of them come face to face for the first time in years! These two women were bitter enemies and you can see it in their eyes right now as the intensity in the ring has just hit an 11! Hold on… Kendra is smiling and pointing towards Megan Raine! …And now Kendra and SG1 are working together! Who isn’t Kendra allied with in this match?! She seems to have everything planned out! Kendra and SG1 begin double teaming the relative rookie in EAW and she’s up against the ropes! Both women have her by the legs and they’re pushing her up and over… AND KENDRA GRABS SG1 BY HER LEGS, FORCING BOTH WOMEN OUT OF THE RING! THEY BOTH HIT THE FLOOR WITH A THUD! THANK GOD, I WAS WORRIED I’D HAVE TO COMMENTATE BY MYSELF!
Ring Announcer: SG1 and Megan Raine have been eliminated.
Starr: Megan is clearly frustrated at her elimination and so is SG1! The difference is that SG1 getting eliminated is the best thing I’ve seen all night so far! What a dumbass!
(SG1 sits back in the commentary booth and puts her headset on.)
SG1: Shut your fucking mouth.
(“King of The World” by Porcelain and the Tramps hits and the Heart Break Gal makes her entrance.)
Starr: WHAT?! NO WAY! IT CAN’T BE… THE HEART BREAK GAL?! HBG IS BACK! HBG IS BACK AND SHE ENTERS AT 15! REJOICE! AS IF THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE FOR YOU, YOUR ENTRY HAS JUST BEEN UPSTAGED BY ONE OF THE GREATEST FEMALE COMPETITORS OF ALL TIME!
SG1: HBG joins the fray and her fellow OGs seem to have taken notice of this! Kendra, Cameron and the Heart Break Gal have reunited! They’re eying up Haruna Sakazaki like sharks… she’s trying to fight them off but it’s no use! She’s at a three to one disadvantage and she’s already been so badly beaten in this match that this may be the end! ALL THREE WOMEN DUMP HARUNA TO THE OUTSIDE! HARUNA HOLDS ON TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE MO– KNOCK BITCHES OUT!! THE DEVASTATING FOREARM OF CAMERON ELLA AVA CONNECTS WITH HARUNA’S JAW AND SHE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Haruna Sakazaki has been eliminated.
Starr: FINALLY! They got rid of Haruna, at last! I knew the OGs’ combined efforts would be unstoppable! This Grand Rampage match just keeps getting better and better! The three women stand tall together as our next entrant makes her way out!
(“Deadlihood” by Sixx A.M. hits and Autumn Raven runs to the ring.)
SG1: Autumn Raven slides into the ring but she’s not in a good position right from the get-go as the OGs are all stood in her way! She scouts the ring and is looking for some kind of strategy, trying to see if anyone at all can come to her aid but the OGs are closing in on her and she’s being cornered! SHE RUSHES TOWARDS THE HEART BREAK GAL BUT SHE’S GRABBED BY THE NECK IN AN INSTANT! HBG THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SHE’S SENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING, HER FACE SMACKING THE CONCRETE AND SHE’S ELIMINATED!
Ring Announcer: Autumn Raven has been eliminated.
Starr: THE OGS ARE PUTTING IN WORK, SG1! I still can’t believe that HBG is back so soon but boy am I glad she is! Now left in the ring as of this moment it’s HBG, Cameron, Kendra, Consuela and a very, very outnumbered April Song! April and Consuela have gone at each other hard since her entry into this match but it doesn’t seemed to have slowed her down as she is now the one singled out by the OGs! APRIL WITH AN ELBOW TO HBG! A STIFF ELBOW TO KENDRA! A THIRD FOR CAMERON! SHE’S FIGHTING WITH ALL SHE HAS! SHE’S KEEPING THEM AT BAY BUT SOONER OR LATER THE NUMBERS GAME HAS TO CATCH UP TO HER! SHE’S COUNTING ON THE CLOCK!
(“Machinegun” by Portishead begins playing and Niki Khan rushes to the aid of April Song who is still fighting off the OGs.)
SG1: NIKI KHAN GOES CHARGING FOR CAMERON TO TRY AND EVEN UP THE NUMBERS BUT CAMERON DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! NIKI RUNS RIGHT INTO HER SISTER, CONSUELA, WHO BACK BODY DROPS HER TO THE OUTSIDE!! NIKI KHAN MAY NEED HER SPINE READJUSTED AFTER ANOTHER QUICK ELIMINATION AT THE HANDS OF THE OGS!
Ring Announcer: Niki Khan has been eliminated.
Starr: The OGs are making it known that the three of them are clear favourites to win here tonight! Cameron and HBG both pull April Song in and NAIL HER WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! AND KENDRA’S CLIMBING UP TOP RIGHT AS I SAY THIS… AND SHE FLIPS BACK WITH A PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT!! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! APRIL SONG IS DOWN AND OUT! The OGs are pre-emptively celebrating after such a dominant showing and HBG is stepping forward, taunting our audience here tonight!
SG1: Hold on, Starr. Kendra and Cameron are sharing a look with each other… and they grab HBG from behind! HBG GETS TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE!! THE HEART BREAK GAL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE TWO WOMEN SHE ASSUMED TO BE HER ALLIES!
Ring Announcer: Heart Break Gal has been eliminated.
Starr: Ha, she made the same mistake you made pretty easily, isn’t that right, SG1?
SG1: YOU MAKE ONE MORE MENTION OF MY ELIMINATION AND I WILL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT AND USE IT TO SHINE THAT BIG, BALD HEAD OF YOURS!
(ChiRaq by Niki Minaj hits. Cleopatra stands at the stage and smiles towards the OGs before making her way to the ring.)
SG1: Well, well, well! Things just got a lot more interesting! Cleo enters the ring and she stares down the two members left of the OGs!
Starr: ALEXIS DIEMOS WITH A BLINDSIDE ATTACK ON KENDRA SHAMEZ! ALEXIS IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AND WE’D HARDLY EVEN NOTICED! SHE SLIPPED OUT OF THE RING AND SHE APPEARS TO HAVE PICKED THE PERFECT MOMENT! Cleopatra and Alexis have formed an unlikely and unholy alliance here as they begin working over Kendra and Cameron! Alexis delivers an impactful Russian legsweep and flips onto her feet, bumping into a groggy April Song who’s just hardly returned to her feet!
SG1: Alexis is signalling to April and it appears as though she, April and our Empire GM are going to turn this match into a three on three situation! I’m honestly shocked that anyone would want to work with Cleo -or Alexis for that matter- but I think these women realise they have to work together in order to stand a chance at winning! Alexis has moved on to Consuela AND SHE DROPS HER WITH A SUPERKICK THAT YOU CAN HEAR ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Consuela slumps into the corner AND APRIL CHARGES AT HER WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK! Cleo picks Kendra up for a powerslam over the top and she flings her! KENDRA GOES OVER BUT SHE HAD THE INSTINCTS TO GRAB THE TOP ROPE! SHE SKINS THE CAT AND IS IMMEDIATELY BACK IN THIS! KENDRA AVOIDS THE ELIMINATION!
(“Nihilism” by Rancid begins to play. Laura Laine rushes down to the ring with haste.(
SG1: LAURA LAINE, QUITE POSSIBLY THIS MATCH’S BIGGEST DARK HORSE, IS THE NEXT TO ENTER! You have to think that coming in at number 19 is going to help her out a lot in this match, Starr!
Starr: She may very well need it given who’s already in the ring! It seems the OGs may have acted too soon by eliminating HBG and the numbers game is now being used against them! Laura launches herself at Cameron and sends her flying to the other side of the ring with a monkey flip! It appears our alliance of strange bedfellows has ended as April has grabbed Cleo from behind and dropped her on the back of her head with a German suplex! Alexis turns around to a kick to the gut from April Song! She drops to her knees AND APRIL DELIVERS A MASSIVE BOOT TO THE JAW! ALEXIS IS HORIZONTAL BUT SHE’S TRYING TO GET BACK UP… AND APRIL KEEPS HER DOWN WITH THE BEE STINGER!! THE BEE STINGER CONNECTS ON ALEXIS DIEMOS!
SG1: KENDRA SHAMEZ WITH A BIG BOOT TO LAURA LAINE! CAMERON HAS REGAINED HER COMPOSURE AND SHE DROPS APRIL WITH THE GODDESS’ TOUCH!! THE ENZUIGIRI HAS APRIL DOWN! LAURA’S DOWN! ALEXIS IS DOWN! CONSUELA IS BUSY WORKING OVER CLEO IN THE CORNER! Cameron and Kendra turn to each other…AND THEY BEGIN LAYING INTO EACH OTHER! THEY KNOW IT’S EVERY WOMAN FOR HERSELF AND THEY BOTH WANT TO WIN THIS!
(“Enio” by SebastiAn hits and Azumi Goto smirks as she makes her way to the ring.)
SG1: Azumi slides into the ring as she enters at the number 20 spot but she’s keeping her eyes on Kendra Shamez and Cameron Ella Ava who have just been throwing everything they have at each other! You know these two women are friends but you also know that they both want -no, they both NEED- to win this! KENDRA WITH THE VERTICAL SUPLEX!! CAMERON’S WAVING HER LEGS IN THE AIR THOUGH AND SHE MANAGES TO PULL HERSELF BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AND SUPLEXES KENDRA UP THIS TIME! BLOODLUST KNEE KICK FROM AZUMI GOTO!! AZUMI WITH THE BUSAIKU KNEE ON CAMERON, FORCING HER TO DROP HER PARTNER DOWN INTO A BRAINBUSTER AND THEY’RE BOTH DONE FOR!! AZUMI WITH REVENGE FOR THESE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS AS SHE’S BEEN TARGETED REPEATEDLY BY CAMERON AND KENDRA!
Starr: Kendra and Cam are both laid out in the center of the ring as this Asian dumbass has just ruined the best part of this Grand Rampage! Now she’s turning her attention to Cleo, who’s still in the corner trying to avoid elimination from Consuela! Consuela has her teetering on the top rope as she’s almost been flipped over and Azumi helps her finish the job! Cleo’s gone over the top rope but she’s landed on the apron! Both women think they have Cleo eliminated but she grabs Azumi from behind and pulls her! AZUMI’S BEING DRAGGED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND NOW SHE TOO IS ON THE APRON ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
(“Worth It” by Fifth Harmony hits and Amelie Larrieux makes her entrance.)
SG1: Amelie Larrieux is the next to enter this match and right as Cleo and Azumi are in trouble! Azumi seems to have been taken off guard by Cleo’s blindsiding elimination attempt AND CLEO CHARGES AT HER! BLOODLUST KNEE KICK!! AZUMI HITS A SECOND ONE, THIS TIME ON CLEOPATRA AND SHE GOES TUMBLING TO THE FLOOR! Azumi keeps her vertical base as she grabs the ropes and laughs at the lifeless Cleo who’s on the floor here by our commentary table! Azumi gets back in the ring and turns her attention back to the other competitors still in this match.
Ring Announcer: Cleopatra has been eliminated.
Starr: Amelie with a back suplex on Consuela! She tries to take advantage but APRIL SONG HAS STOPPED HER RIGHT IN HER TRACKS WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE!! AMELIE JUST GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT!! Alexis has returned to her feet and is going after April Song with a running dropkick! April crashes into the corner and Alexis rushes her… only to be thrust over the top rope as she lands on the apron! ALEXIS SPRINGBOARDS INTO A BULLDOG ON APRIL SONG! Alexis is the only woman left standing and she grabs Amelie by the back of the hair… and tries to toss her out! Amelie is struggling to keep herself in the ring but Alexis may very well be overpowering her! A KICK TO THE JAW BY THE EDUCATED FEET OF AMELIE LARRIEUX AND ALEXIS IS FORCED TO RELEASE HER!
(La Diva makes her entrance to “Breakdown” by Lady of Rage.)
Starr: La Diva enters at 22 and that means that we have a very good idea as to who two of the final three competitors in this match are! We still have a surprise entrant left though, SG1, and I’m left wondering who it could possibly be!
SG1: It has to be someone big– ABOUT AS BIG AS THAT SPINEBUSTER FROM AZUMI GOTO TO OUR NEWEST ENTRANT! AZUMI TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP… AND APRIL SONG FINISHES THE JOB WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO LA DIVA! THAT’S IT! La Diva is out of this match about as quickly as expected!
Ring Announcer: La Diva has been eliminated.
Starr: Kendra and Cam seem to be slowly coming to… and Azumi grabs a hold of Kendra and throws her into the corner! She’s evidently pissed and she’s laying into the OG with a series of stiff kicks and strikes to the face! She backs up AND CLOTHESLINES– KENDRA GETS THE KNEES UP AND YOU CAN HEAR THEM CRACK AGAINST AZUMI’S JAW! KENDRA LIFTS HERSELF UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND DROPS AZUMI WITH A BLOCKBUSTER! Kendra lifts Cameron back up to her feet and they seem to be working together again!
(“Sound of Silence” by Disturbed begins playing and Madison Kaline walks out.)
Starr: Here comes Madison Kaline at number 23! We’re almost at the very last entrant in this Grand Rampage match and Madison has a head of steam AS SHE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE AFTERLIFE ON AZUMI GOTO! AZUMI WAS BARELY BACK UP TO HER FEET AND SHE’S BEEN FLIPPED, TWISTED AND TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND INSIDE OUT!! WHAT A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Cameron and Consuela make their way over to Madison but she’s not alone! Alexis with a backstabber on Consuela and she begins raining down fists! Cameron is distracted… AND MADISON SLAPS THE TASTE RIGHT OUT OF CAM’S MOUTH! YOU DON’T TREAT AN OG LIKE THAT!
SG1: CAM GOES FOR THE KNOCK BITCHES OUT BUT IT’S DUCKED AND TURNED INTO A NECKBREAKER FROM MADISON! The Ava twins are both down and they’re picked up by both Coven members in this match… and they’re irish whipped into each other in the center of the ring! DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX IN STEREO BY MADDIE AND ALEXIS! They look to be trying to eliminate Consuela but Kendra hooks Alexis at the nose from behind! You don’t treat ANYONE like that, Starr! She manages to pull Alexis back into an inverted facelock backbreaker!
(No music hits.)
(Scarlet walks out onto the stage with a microphone in her hand.)
Scarlet: Finally! Here I am, everyone, back on Empire! After the bookers refused to place me in a match for so long, I’ve finally forced myself back onto television and in the first ever all female Grand Rampage, no less!
SG1: She does realise that this is the second women’s Grand Rampage, right…?
Scarlet: It’s been too long since I’ve been back in an EAW ring but it’s my time now, girls! I’m going to enter this match at the incredible spot of number 24 and win this God damned thing! Then I’m going to use that Cup to get what’s rightfully mine: The EAW Women’s World Championship.
(Scarlet drops the mic and enters the ring.)
SG1: Scarlet is now going up the steps and is standing on the ring apron as she taunts the crowd… SPEAR BY APRIL SONG!! SCARLET IS QUICKLY SHOWN THAT SHE DOESN’T BELONG IN THIS MATCH AS APRIL PICKS HER UP ON HER SHOULDERS WITH EASE! SCARLET IS DUMPED BACK OUT OF THE RING! APRIL PICKS UP THE ELIMINATION!
Ring Announcer: Scarlet has been eliminated.
Starr: Amelie tries to take advantage of a distracted April Song– BUT APRIL SEES HER COMING! SHE HOISTS AMELIE OVER THE TOP ROPE TOO! AMELIE HITS THE FLOOR FEET FIRST AND CRASHES DOWN!
Ring Announcer: Amelie Larrieux has been eliminated.
SG1: April Song is on fire! That’s two eliminations within mere seconds of each other and now she’s squaring off with Cameron who’s been in this match for a significant amount of time! You can physically see how drained the likes of Cameron, Alexis, Consuela and Kendra are as they’ve been in this match a lot longer than everyone else! It won’t be long now before we see if they can still make it to the finish line!
(“Like a Prayer” by Madonna begins to play and Sophia Rose stands on the stage. She locks eyes with Madison Kaline and sprints to the ring.)
Starr: HERE SHE COMES! IN AT NUMBER 25, OUR FINAL ENTRANT, IS SOPHIA ROSE!! SHE AND MADISON HAVE AN UNFINISHED SCORE TO SETTLE AND THEY’RE BOTH LOOKING TO END THINGS HERE TONIGHT! Madison shoves Sophia back BUT SHE CHARGES RIGHT BACK WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! SOMEONE CALL Y2IMPACT! Sophia springboards for a lionsault but Madison gets the knees up! ALEXIS GRABS SOPHIA ROSE AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH THE MOTHER’S WOMB– NO! SOPHIA REVERSES AND SLAMS ALEXIS’ FACE DOWN ONTO HER KNEE! Madison as kipped up behind Sophia and she grabs her from behind– Sophia lunges forward towards the ropes and she flings Madison over!
SG1: Madison almost got eliminated right then and there! SWITCH ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM SOPHIA! MADISON DROPS DOWN BUT SHE HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO GRASP HOLD OF THE SECOND ROPE! SHE’S NOT ELIMINATED JUST YET! Sophia rebounds off the opposing ropes BUT AZUMI INTERFERES WITH A SLINGBLADE ON SOPHIA ROSE! Azumi has her eyes locked on Cameron– but Consuela from behind with the crucifix! Azumi is slammed down hard onto the back of her neck! She and Cameron now begin the double team on Azumi and Laura Laine who’s nearby and it looks like this is it for the Joshi and the Canadian native!! They have them pinned against the ropes AND A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! LAURA LAINE GETS ELIMINATED!! WHAT?! HOW?! THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST SHOCKING ELIMINATION YET! SHE WAS THE DARK HORSE! SHE WAS THE UNDERDOG WHO WAS MEANT TO PULL THROUGH BUT IT SEEMS THINGS DIDN’T WORK OUT QUITE LIKE SHE EXPECTED! YOU CAN SEE THE FRUSTRATION IN HER EYES AS SHE REALISES WHAT’S JUST HAPPENED!
Ring Announcer: Laura Laine has been eliminated.
Starr: AZUMI, HOWEVER, FLINGS BOTH OF THE AVA TWINS OVER HER! THEY CLUTCH HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AND LAND ON THE APRON BUT YOU CAN SEE THEY BOTH STRUGGLED! THIS MATCH HAS TAKEN A LOT OUT OF THEM! APRIL SONG WITH A HIGH KNEE TO CAMERON! AZUMI WITH A PELÉ KICK TO CONSUELA! CONSUELA GOES DOWN!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BUT CAMERON IS HOLDING ON!! SHE’S ON SHOCK! HER SISTER HAS JUST BEEN REMOVED FROM THIS MATCH BY AZUMI GOTO!
Ring Announcer: Consuela Rose Ava has been eliminated.
SG1: CAMERON IS SEEING STARS BUT SHE’S ALSO SEEING RED! I THINK THE ADRENALINE MIGHT JUST BE ENOUGH TO KEEP HER IN THIS MATCH! SHE FIGHTS OFF APRIL SONG! SHE FIGHTS OFF AZUMI GOTO! SHE’S BACK IN THIS MATCH AND SHE DROPS APRIL WITH A SPINEBUSTER! KNOCK BITCHES OUT TO AZUMI!! MADISON COMES FLYING AT HER WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY BUT CAMERON CATCHES HER!! SHE THROWS HER UP INTO THE INVERTED FIREMAN’S CARRY! BREAKING BARRIERS!!! MADISON IS DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! Sophia Rose lifts Madison up and throws her out of the ring! The impact of that Breaking Barriers was evidently enough to knock her out cold as she makes no attempt to save herself! Sophia has just eliminated Madison!
Starr: Sophia comes face to face with Cameron! We’re down to the final six and we’re getting so close to the end of this match! SOPHIA AND CAMERON BOTH BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES AND THEY BOTH CONNECT WITH FOREARM SHOTS TO THE JAW! Cameron has been making good use of that solid forearm of hers as she and Sophia both stumble back! We know Cameron has perfected this move, however, and Sophia may have just bitten off more than she can chew! On the other side of the ring, Kendra and Alexis have begun trash talking each other! A knife edge chop from Kendra Shamez! A punch to the mouth from Alexis! Another chop! Another punch! KENDRA CLOTHESLINES ALEXIS -ALONG WITH HERSELF- OVER THE TOP ROPE! THEY BOTH JUST BARELY STAY IN THIS MATCH! They’re teetering…
SG1: THEY’RE CONTINUING THE FIGHT ON THE APRON! PUNCHES AND KICKS AND CHOPS AND… HEADBUTTS! BOTH WOMEN ARE HEADBUTTING THE OTHER! THIS IS GETTING DOWNRIGHT VICIOUS! THEY’RE BOTH STAGGERED! I don’t know how long either of these women can last out here on the outside… AND THEY HIT A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! BOTH WOMEN GO FOR A CLOTHESLINE AND THEY COLLIDE ON THE APRON!! THEY HIT THE FLOOR IN UNISON!
Ring Announcer: Kendra Shamez and Alexis Diemos have been eliminated.
Starr: NO! FUCK YOU, ALEXIS. FUCK. YOU. KENDRA SEES WHAT’S JUST HAPPENED! OUR REFEREES ARE TELLING HER THAT SHE’S BEEN ELIMINATED! SHE SHOULD HAVE WON THIS, DAMMIT, AND SHE KNOWS IT! SHE AND ALEXIS AREN’T LETTING THEIR ELIMINATION FROM THIS MATCH END THEIR FIGHT AS THEY CONTINUE BRAWLING! CLEARLY THIS MATCH HAS CREATED SOME KIND OF BEEF AND I HOPE KENDRA KICKS HER ASS! OUR STAFF IS DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO SPLIT THESE TWO WOMEN UP TO AVOID ANY INTERFERENCE IN WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE RING!
SG1: Speaking of the ring, Starr, we’re down to the final four! Azumi Goto, Sophia Rose, Cameron Ella Ava and April Song! It’s Azumi versus Sophia and Cameron versus April on each side of the ring! They can see the Empire Cup in their sights and they’re all hungry for the victory in this match! Cameron has lost all of her allies and has been in this match for longer than anyone else left in the ring. That has to be affecting her chances. That rush of adrenaline, that shot in the arm she had when Consuela was eliminated seems to have all but dissipated and April knows she has to make the most of this! You have to think that Cam is running on nothing but steam right now! AZUMI WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON SOPHIA ROSE!!
Starr: SOPHIA DUCKS IT JUST IN TIME!! …DEEP SIX!!! SOPHIA THROWS AZUMI UP FOR THE DEEP SIX AND SHE LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE APRON!! AZUMI’S FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM BEING ELIMINATED! HER EYES ARE COMPLETELY GLAZED OVER BUT SHE’S SOMEHOW STILL HOLDING ON TO THE TOP ROPE! Azumi has a dead stare in her eyes as– SOPHIA ROSE NAILS HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A SUPERKICK!! RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL! AZUMI HITS THE MAT LIKE A RAGDOLL!!
Ring Announcer: Azumi Goto has been eliminated.
SG1: Azumi with such a valiant effort and she looked to be red hot going into this match but Sophia Rose, the freshest woman in this match, was able to put an end to the Ace of Empire’s run in this Grand Rampage! With that being said, we’re down to the final three! Cameron, April and Sophia are getting closer and closer but only one of them can win this thing! The three of them stand in the center of the ring, eyes darting from one another, looking for any kind of opening… and Cameron backs off? She knows she’s the most drained out of these three women but I don’t think they like what she’s trying to do! They both turn to face her and I think she may have just screwed herself over!– SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX FROM SOPHIA ROSE TO APRIL SONG!!
Starr: THAT’S WHY YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON ANYONE IN THIS MATCH! Sophia Rose is quick to go after Cameron now and they continue their fight! Cam irish whips Sophia but she reverses it into her own… and CAMERON COMES BACK WITH A HURRICANRANA?! A HURRICAN– SOPHIA KEEPS HERSELF STEADY!! SHE HOOKS HER LEGS OVER CAMERON’S ARMS! HAIL TO THE QUEEN!! THE BELLY TO BACK SLAM! CAMERON PULLS HERSELF OUT OF IT AND GRABS SOPHIA BY THE LEGS! SHE HAS HER IN THE ALABAMA SLAM POSITION!
SG1: APRIL SONG FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK TO SOPHIA ROSE’S BACK, SENDING CAMERON INTO THE CORNER! Cam hits the turnbuckle chest first and she drops Sophia Rose! Sophia staggers forward thinking that she’s been saved BUT APRIL DROPS HER ON HER HEAD WITH THE CANNON SPIKE! SPIKE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! April picks up Sophia Rose… AND THROWS HER OUT OF THE RI– SOPHIA ROSE THROWS OUT APRIL SONG!! APRIL SONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Starr: NO SHE HASN’T, SG1, YOU DUMMY! SHE’S HOLDING ON! SOPHIA SPRINTS WITH COUGAR-LIKE SPEED TOWARDS APRIL WITH A CLOTHESLINE– HIP TOSS!! APRIL SONG HIP TOSSES SOPHIA ROSE OUT OF THIS MATCH!! SHE HITS THE FLOOR IN ABSOLUTE AGONY! WHAT HEIGHT FROM THAT HIP TOSS!
Ring Announcer: Sophia Rose has been eliminated.
Starr: THIS IS IT! IT’S CAMERON ELLA AVA AND APRIL SONG! THEY’RE THE FINAL TWO, Y’KNOW, IF YOU HADN’T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AND WE NEED TO REMIND YOU! April Song steps back into the ring and now it’s just her and Cam. These two women are going to battle it out for that Empire Cup and it’s within their grasp. They’re a mere fingertip’s reach away from winning this match but one of these two women has to lose! Despite all their blood, sweat and tears being put into this match it’ll all be for naught for one of these women. We have Cameron, the woman who’s been in this match since entry number 9 and has to be feeling the effects of being in this match for so long versus April Song, the submission specialists, and you have to figure that her style doesn’t favour her in this type of match, SG1. Trust me, I know.
SG1: April and Cameron lock up! They’re in the collar-and-elbow tie-up and April transitions into a side headlock… which is promptly reversed as Cameron sends them both into the ropes and April comes flying back! Cameron goes for a takedown but April leapfrogs over and rolls back into a fighting stance! Cameron turns around and she’s met with a kick to the gut! April with a knee to the face right on the nose! SHE FINISHES THE SEQUENCE WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK! Cameron collapses to the mat, clearly winded, and APRIL RUNS, LAUNCHES HERSELF INTO THE AIR AND STOMPS DOWN FOR THE BEE STINGER!! CAMERON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! SHE PULLS APRIL FROM BEHIND IN A SCHOOLGIRL AND LIFTS HER UP! APRIL WITH AN ARM DRAG! SHE DEFENDS HERSELF FROM QUITE POSSIBLY BEING ELIMINATED!
Starr: APRIL REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND– CAMERON CATCHES HER AND THROWS HER UP INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! BREAKING BARRIERS 2.0!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER TO APRIL SONG AND HER THROAT LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO THE TOP ROPE AS CAMERON LOOKS DIRECTLY TOWARDS OUR HARD CAMERA!! APRIL SONG IS THE FINAL ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH AS SHE HITS THE FLOOR!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
SG1: CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS JUST INNOVATED HER WAY TO SUCCESS -TO VICTORY- WITH HOW SHE JUST ELIMINATED APRIL SONG! Cameron has collapsed into a seated position but you can see the faintest hint of a smile on her face! She’s exhausted but she’s won!! She’s won, Starr!! She had such tough competition in the likes of April Song, Sophia Rose, Azumi Goto
(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli hits and Cameron has her arm raised in victory. The Empire Cup is handed to her and she holds it in both arms, barely standing but a wide smile across as her face as she celebrates what can only be described as a momentous point in her already storied career. Consuela and Kendra both step into the ring as Cameron places the Empire Cup in front of her. Both women raise one of Cam’s arms and she receives a huge applause from the audience.)
Starr: YES! YES! THE OGS HAVE DONE IT! THE OGS HAVE THE EMPIRE CUP! I’M SO HAPPY, SG1!
SG1: I must say… Cameron Ella Ava well and truly deserves this. I don’t think anyone can question the amount of hard work she puts in and I’m not just talking about tonight. As much as our fans may have disdain for the OGs there is a huge amount of respect for Cam and everything she has done for EAW as a whole. Congratulations to her. It couldn’t go to anyone more deserving. That’s the end of our show tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for tuning in and giving us your time. We’ll see you next Thursday for our regularly weekly episode of Empire. Thank you.
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