( EAW intro plays. )
( A video package would begin to play, recapping last week’s events that had taken place on the last edition of Dynasty. We open up with what could be considered a betrayal of sorts, as Myles would join forces with Theron Nikolas on Theron’s path to destroying DOMINION once and for all. Nyx would get the victory in the opening match of the night in quick fashion over Valkyrie, making her mark known. Michael Belfort would ask some huge questions to Rory Slate regarding her upcoming match with Ms. Extreme at Reckless Wiring and what are her goals for this season. In an unfair match turned dominating showcase, Michael Machina defeats the trio of Sorn, Mercer McKay, Juggalo Sally in a three on one handicap match, much to the disapproval of Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Richard Grant, which would be seen in the next segment in a heated argument with Tyrone Montgomery, which ends in Tyrone making an interesting phone call. After this, the current New Breed Champion; Hans Grayson would defeat Danny Cage in a great showcase singles match of the New Breed Division, which would then follow up with a plea by Ronan Malosi to Andre Walker, and Ronan defeating NOVA in singles action. We see Kensingten again; this time talking with one Ms. Extreme, before we would be seeing Michael Belfort for the second time tonight with a highly anticipated interview with Chris Elite; where Elite vows to “get back” for Jake Smith. Following this would be tag team action, where Chris Elite and Joso get the victory over MITSU and the current Interwire Champion, Jay Jerry Johnson, after that we hear from Bronson Daniels where to follow, the World Heavyweight Champion; Limmy Monaghan defeats Ryan Wilson. The next match would end in a controversial finish as Miku Sakai and Sienna Jade fight to a no contest, and which followed; Andre Walker would light up a “Jake Smith Pack,” only to be then attacked by Chris Elite, where The Kaiser would barely get away. In the main event, the Universal Women’s Champion Kassidy Heart would defeat Drake Armstrong, and the show ends with her challenger; Miku Sakai standing tall over the champion. With this, the recap ends — and we are officially welcomed to Dynasty! )
Stew-O: Welcome all to Friday Night Dynasty! We are live tonight from Videotron Centre in Quebec City, Quebec! As always, I am Stew-O, and with that; we have an amazing show top to bottom to bring to all of you here tonight, with so many Elitists in action tonight, amongst so much more! We get to see appearances from the current World Heavyweight Champion as Limmy Monaghan, as he and his Reckless Wiring challenger; Bronson Daniels, spin the wheel! And then of course in our main event, we have Andre Walker taking on the current New Breed Champion, Hans Grayson!
Flannery McCoy: But that’s not all! We are going to see huge matches such as Ms. Extreme taking on Michael Machina, and Voltage’s POTARA – and the current Unified Tag Team Champions – coming over to take on DOMINION in tag team action! We will also be hearing from Sienna Jade on her upcoming match against Voltage’s Sierra Everett, and MITSU and the Interwire Champion; Jay Jerry Johnson is going to be setting the date to their inevitable Interwire Championship bout! Dynasty is sure to be a wild night tonight, but should we get into it now and start off the show?
Jake Mercer: But guys, before we do; don’t forget! I heard this rumor roaming around that there was going to be a Disney rep visiting Dynasty tonight, evaluating the performance of the Dynasty management team! This is surely interesting… :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Stew-O: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: But… let’s not worry about that now! IT’S DYNASTY TIME! ACKNOWLEDGE THE KAISER AND LET’S GET INTO IT! ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
(‘Brooklyn The Hole’ by Miku Sakai hits, and the challenger for the Universal Women’s Championship walks out on stage. She’s dressed down, wearing a black sweater, skirt, tights and boots ensemble, rocking her signature ‘cute but with an edge’ aesthetic. Of course, the former idol has her own microphone in hand. She performers her own theme song as she heads down the ramp, carrying on as if she didn’t attack the champion last week. There’s mostly boos, but there are a few fans spotted donning her merch and singing along with her.)
Stew-O: And here comes Miku Sakai, likely confident as can be after she sent out her own message to Kassidy Heart last Dynasty.
(While Miku performs, the screen splits to a simulcast showing a brief replay of last week’s events: Kassidy Heart is able to defeat Drake Armstrong in the main event of the show. However, just as she is about to celebrate, Miku slides into the ring and attacks! She lays Kassidy out with her ‘Cuck Killer’ finisher and stands over Heart with the Universal Women’s Championship held in her own hand. She winks to the camera and the show closes on that.)
Flannery McCoy: Well, things have steadily escalated between these two ever since Miku Sakai tried to attack Kassidy back when she stepped up to her two weeks ago. Kassidy then came out that Showdown, struck back, and last week, not only did Miku end up brawling with her again after her match against Sienna Jade deteriorated, but she sought to be the only woman standing at the end of our show. It’s been back and forth between the champion and challenger, but honestly? I’m surprised it hasn’t gotten worse. These two have been playing a dangerous game with each other for weeks now, and with Reckless Wiring not too far from us, I have to wonder what else can go down.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know, but if I was Miku, I’d maybe calm down a bit! I get it, we all love her for her brashness and all of that, but at the end of the day, she’s dealing with Kassidy Heart. You know, the pound-for-pound most cutthroat and dangerous Elitist in our promotion today? Miku loves to poke a lot of bears, but this one she should be very wary of. Like you, Flann, I’m surprised nothing crazy has gone down between these two outside of some brawling, because Kassidy could quite literally kill her!
Stew-O: Kassidy is dangerous, but so too is Miku. They are alike in many ways, and that has shaped up one of the more interesting confrontations we’ve got going on currently in EAW. Things are going to be far from tame from here on out between these two, especially with Miku and what she’s willing to do to not only become a champion again, but a world champion for the first time in her career.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy put the whole women’s roster on notice, so who knows? Maybe someone like Miku will be the one who can not only answer the call, but beat her as well. It’s obvious that Miku isn’t overwhelmed by the thought of Kassidy or the reputation that precedes, and that’s likely thanks to her own reputation and attitude. This may be a physical sport, but it’s a mental one as well, and if Miku can not only keep her wits about her but also manage to get into Kassidy a little bit, that could be the difference maker by the time Reckless Wiring comes around.
Jake Mercer: Kinda sounds like you want Kassidy to lose. 🤔
Flannery McCoy: Kinda sounds like you want to so desperately dredge up an issue that hasn’t existed in years.
Jake Mercer: Well, with her essentially running you out of Empire, there’s a motive for bias. 🤷
Flannery McCoy: Again, we are NOT doing this!
(The screen goes back to the live presentation of Dynasty, and Miku has entered the ring. She does one last note and ends the song with a bang. The mostly-negative reception continues, but Miku poses and raises the mic to speak.)
Miku Sakai: WHAT’S UP, BITCHEEEEEEES!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Miku Sakai: Blegh. Since when was everyone a Kassidy Heart fan?
(She feigns disgust before carrying on with her words, walking around the ring and all.)
Miku Sakai: Fans are so fickle. But you know who isn’t fickle? Me. Because I know what I want, and I want to become the new Universal Women’s Champion. Still, I find it funny how I’m being treated as the bad guy in this situation. I get it, people love their heroes and villains. They want to root for those they like, but Kassidy? Really? You want to be behind her of all people? Why, just because of that stupid doctor who I have always been above cracked her head with a brick? As if that dumb bitch wouldn’t hurt someone like that if she had the chance. I don’t care for being a history nerd, but I’m not ignorant. No, I’m the furthest thing from stupid. Kassidy Heart sucks and she’s a nasty, spineless little loser who is insecure and would hurt anyone who is deemed a threat. Case in point?
(Miku pauses and looks around the arena for dramatic effect. She then points to herself, exaggeratively, many times over.)
Miku Sakai: ME!! Hello??? Earth to the EAW loser simps here?? Are you guys going to forget that she attacked me on Showdown? Or how she decided to run out last week and rescue her biggest simp Sienna Jade? Everyone wants to cry and say, “oMg Mikuuuuuuuuuuu you were totally trying to hit her when you challenged her for the title!!!!!”. Like I said, I was trying to shake her hand, but even IF I did try to hit her intentionally… so what? Is this not a sport? Am I not supposed to test the waters and make sure that the champion doesn’t treat me like a joke? It’s not like she can do that to me anyways because I have memorable title reigns and accomplishments in my own right, including being a tag team of the year winner, but jeez, you people want to hate me for applying just a little bit of pressure to her? Like, damn. Sorry that I’m not like the other cowards here and don’t want to bend the knee to the great, mighty, totally amazing Kassidy Heart!
Miku Sakai: I said it before but I’ll say it again: that dumb bitch was BEGGING for competition and I gave her the greatest gift she could’ve ever asked for. That little trashy rat is always bitching and moaning each and every week about how no one wants to step up to her, but the moment someone does and can actually show that they are more than capable of handling her, it’s a problem? It’s an issue? I get called ‘crazy’, ‘foolish’, and ‘insane’ while people close their eyes to some cheap tactics by a cheap bitch with even cheaper hair extensions and the cheapest of tans. I’m the one that has to be careful while everyone else stands by, tremble like some cartoon characters and nearly cry and piss on themselves because everyone is supposed to walk on eggshells when it comes to her. Besides, who else can get her to sweat but me? The moron was so mad she came out after my match and tried to attack me yet again, so I had to come out one more time to remind her that I’m not like these other idiots she’s used to playing with. I laid her out after her snoozefest match with an irrelevant loser, and I don’t regret it.
(Miku grins.)
Miku Sakai: Kassidy wants to go arond and make people scared when it comes to her and this idea that no one should try and mess with her, because if you do, then there will be serious consequences. However, I didn’t buy into that. I defied her. I spat right in her face and stepped all over her precious little ego. I didn’t let her name, her legacy or her aura get to me. Like, why would it? Who would think that trying to get to me, Miku Sakai, would actually work? In the end, I drove her little concussion-riddled brain into the mat and I stood tall over her. I already have her frothing in the mouth like some rabies bitch, but she isn’t going to bite me. I’m going to put her out of her own misery, because at Reckless Wiring, I’m going to be standing tall over her yet again.
Miku Sakai: Of course, she’s Kassidy Heart, yadda yadda yadda, she’s violent and dangerous. And I even acknowledged that already. However, just because I may recognize a person’s talent does not mean that I have to fear them or think they can beat me. That’s, like, a loser’s mentality lol. And I’m not a loser. I’m a winner. I’m not going to stand here and say she hasn’t accomplished anything worth a damn, but that doesn’t make her special and it certainly doesn’t make her above me. If she was, then she wouldn’t be showing her hands to the world on how much my name lives rent free inside that scrambled eggs brain of hers. She is violent, but when push comes to shove, I can match that. I have matched that already. She can be all mean and scary all she likes, but that isn’t going to get to me. I am going to beat her, and I’m going to be the one who gets to cut her reign short before it can even truly begin.
(Miku smirks, satisfied with herself.)
Stew-O: Some strong words there from the challenger! She has her attention placed on the prize, and she’s made it clear that she isn’t going to be intimidated by Kassidy!
Jake Mercer: Miku is ballsy, but it’s not ignorant for her to be careful! Kass can strike at any moment–
(And she does, as ‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ hits the speakers.)
Flannery McCoy: AND SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL, SHE’S HERE!!
(The Universal Women’s Champion is out on stage, garnering a mixed but loud reaction! Eyes narrowed, sights laser-focused on her challenger, the two-time women’s world champion does not look pleased at all with all she’s heard and had to deal with. She herself is in more casual wear, wearing a black sleeveless crop top, high-waisted leather legging and black heels. However, one accessory that isn’t missing is the championship that remains firmly on her shoulder. In her right hand is a microphone. Miku’s attention turns to her, and a swarmy grin comes to the surface.)
Stew-O: CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER ARE HERE IN QUEBEC! AND IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT MANY OF THE FANS ARE EXPECTING A BLOODBATH!!
Jake Mercer: THAT COULD VERY WELL BE THE CASE! KASS LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD RIP MIKU’S HEAD STRAIGHT OFF!!
Flannery McCoy: Gosh, that tension is THICK in the air! If looks could kill, then Miku would already be laid out in that ring! However, Sakai is keeping her ground! She watches on as Kassidy heads down the ramp and gets on the apron–
(But Miku sarcastically goes to the ropes, pressing down on the middle one. She extends her arm out, telling Kass to come in. Kassidy, already irritated, gives a shove to Miku. The fans react on pins and needles!)
Stew-O: This can break down into something nasty quickly!
(Miku takes a few steps back, laughing. She offers an ‘apology’ in the form of bowing her head. Kassidy grits her teeth, left hand noticeably tightening on the top rope. However, she takes a breath and comes in. The steel gaze of the champion settles back on the challenger. ‘Partition’ fades, and the two women stare down at each other. Miku gooads Kassidy on, tapping her own chin repeatedly.)
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Hit me. Go on, you bitch. Hit me and see if I don’t lay you out again.
(With Kassidy, the thought doesn’t escape her. It’s all but tempting. She looks at Miku, quietly weighing her own options. Then, she takes a few steps forward…)
Flannery McCoy: OH NO! KASSIDY MIGHT HURT HER!
Jake Mercer: SECURITY! NURSES! STAFF! SWAT! NAVY! COAST GUARD! WHATEVER KIND OF ARMY THE FRENCH-CANADIANS HAVE HERE!! QUICKLY!!
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(But Kassidy doesn’t do anything. Instead, she steps back, her gaze falling to the mat. Then, she chuckles, albeit bitterly. The fans look on confused, but with some relief. Audible sighs can be heard from the commentary team. Miku however raises a brow, perplexed as can be. After taking the time to gather herself, Kassidy raises the mic to speak.)
Kassidy Heart: You know, it takes a lot to make me snap. Not many people here can push me to a point of no return. Everyone saw firsthand what I had to go through with Bethany, and she did a lot to me that winning this title felt secondary to what I wanted to accomplish at Pain for Pride. I wanted her blood to be all over that ring, and in the end, it was. She forced my hand and brought out the Mauler when her best bet was not to make an enemy out of me. Now, she’s without the title, spending her time sulking over her own transgressions while I get to be at the top of the mountain yet again. Her career will never come back. So, Miku, if she had to learn the hard way that provoking me was going to lead her to lose everything, what makes you think that all of this is going to serve you?
(Miku rolls her eyes and pretends to yawn. However, Kassidy continues.)
Kassidy Heart: You can be ‘defiant’ and choose to come after me, but it isn’t going to help you. It sure didn’t help everyone else in the past that tried to do the same thing, from Ahren to Bethany. However, what it is helping is me. In fact, Miku? I’m actually thankful because of it.
(Miku raises a brow again.)
Miku Sakai: Oh, is that so?
(Kassidy nods.)
Kassidy Heart: Of course. I am.
(Kassidy smiles faintly.)
Kassidy Heart: Because now, I am going to show you absolutely no mercy when Reckless Wiring comes.
(The fans react loudly to her proclamation. Miku scoffs and laughs it off. However, she’s cut off when Kassidy gets closer. Her eyes flicker with an unmistakably dangerous glint behind them.)
Kassidy Heart: I like challenges. I do, Miku. I don’t want that to ever get lost in translation. At the same time, there is such a thing as overstepping your boundaries, and that’s exactly what you’ve done. I don’t need nor want people to shake and tremble at the sight of me, because if everyone is going to allow themselves to be a doormat, then that takes the fun out of this sport for me. I get to statpad and add on to my already-incredible career, sure, but I like to be challenged as well. I like to be able to think that maybe my opposition has a slight chance in hell of getting the better of me, because that pushes me. I don’t want to be at the top going through the motions or having everything practically handed to me. After all, do you really think that I had to go to Grand Rampage in order to get a world title match? Let alone a main event spot at Pain for Pride? I can easily trump the other Elitists here and be this power-hungry, Daddy Gawd-relying person so many have tried to paint me out to be for years now, but honestly, where’s the fun in that? Snapping my fingers and getting what I want takes the enjoyment of proving myself inside of this ring each and everytime I come out to fight. I aim to make history and be the greatest of all time, sure, but not without a little effort involved. Because of that, I am the only woman to have ever win to the legitimate Grand Rampage match and became the first woman to win a Glass Wallz match at Pain for Pride.
Kassidy Heart: I like challenges. I thrive off of them. But what I don’t like is when people want to approach me the wrong way and think that they’re going to get off scotch-free in the end. That’s not how this works, Miku. You definitely aren’t going to get away with running your mouth and coming up with lies. You meant to hit me. It was clear as day, but I’m not about to turn this into another #Punchgate. Though, I guess if I were to mirror that whole incident, that means that I’ll be the one who stands tall in the end just like how my amazing partner and best friend did. That would also mean that you’re biting off far more than you can chew and you’re setting yourself up for crushing disappointment. You are far too ignorant. In fact, you talk far too loosely for someone who can never outshine me even on my worst day. Yet, you think that you got into my head? I guess you’re already gearing up for a career in comedy, because there is no way you can be serious with claims like that.
Miku Sakai: I am, though! Look at you! You’re so pissed off that you look like you want to try and hurt me! It’s okay, Kassidy. I get that you want to always look so strong and tough, but it’s fine to admit when I’m actually superior to you. I promise you aren’t going to get a heart attack or something if you just say it.
Kassidy Heart: You know, you’re right: I am ticked off. However, it isn’t because you are in any way, shape or form superior to me. Good on you to be the one who decided to step up to me, but let’s circle back to the facts. I’m a King of Elite winner. A multi-time Pain for Pride main eventer. A Grand Rampage winner. A three-time world champion. One-half of the greatest tag team in the history of this promotion. Meanwhile, you… what, almost won the Empress of Elite tournament and had a Specialists Championship reign that has pretty much been surpassed by other women who have gone on to win it after you? At the very least, people did think at one point you were better than Hikari, but since you came back and ultimately lost to her, people don’t believe that anymore. That one Hardcore reign has eclipsed the entireity of your career. Yet, you think you’ve done enough to have me rattled?
Miku Sakai: Uh…. duh?
Kassidy Heart: Right. Miku, I don’t know if you’re getting my whole point, but I’m not ticked off because you got the better of me. I’m ticked off because of the absolutely audacity you have to think that you’re better than me.
Miku Sakai: And what’s wrong with that? Maybe accomplishments-wise, fine, I haven’t won as much as you. But really, let’s not kid ourselves. That doesn’t mean much against me, especially with how I laid your ass out last week.
Kassidy Heart: There’s confidence, and then there’s delusion. That is what you’re showcasing here tonight, and have been displaying ever since you decided you wanted to challenge me for this title. You laid me out? Congrats. So did Bethany, and again, look at what happened. Look back throughout my time here and look at everyone else who had that one moment of being above me. They ultimately had to answer to me again, and they paid the price. No one goes through me unscathed. At the very least though, they have the credentials to back them up. But you?
(Kassidy eyes Miku up and down before chuckling.)
Kassidy Heart: What mountain is there for me to conquer when I have to go through a drug-riddled, injury-prone, washed-up idol?
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!
(Miku slowly nods her head, pursing her lips.)
Miku Sakai: Okay, Kass. I get it. I don’t statpad like you. I don’t have every single title to my name. But you know what? I am dangerous. I am violent. I don’t have a single bit of fear in my body, and I like to think that I showed that to you many times over. What fear should I have when I came back from nearly killing myself with pills or being in danger of never being able to wrestle again? At this rate, I got nothing to lose. All I want is that title, and I’m going to get it. I don’t give a damn what the stipulation will be either. I can be at risk of getting burned, getting battered with every weapon imagibeable, or even being walked out like a dog, but at the same time, I have that chance of becoming a champion. I have that chance of beating you, Kassidy. The prize far outweighs the risk, and I’m going to bet on myself and make due on that chance, no matter what.
Kassidy Heart: Oh, I know. I do see the danger in you, because you do have nothing to lose… except for your dignity. Your pride. Your own ego. I have no doubt you’ll give it you’re all, but so will I, Miku. I do everything in my power to elevate each and every piece of gold that I touch, and seeing as how I’ve wanted this title for an entire year, I’m not going to be content with losing to you. Especially not when you’ve tried to come at me in the worst way possible. You can be hungry. You can be determined. But all of that has caused you to dig your own damn grave, whether you want to realize it or not. You aren’t equipped to beat me for this championship. It’s as simple as that. However, at this point, I don’t think I’ll be fine with just beating you.
(Kassidy and Miku don’t have much distance between them. Both women are serious as can be, staring right into each other.)
Kassidy Heart: I said in the beginning of this season that people should be careful in how they approach me. No one should go out of their way to make me to be their fool or their victim. I have never, ever been either of those things, and that isn’t going to change, regardless of who wants to come after me. People aren’t going to make a name for themselves off of my own. No one is going to ascend to the highest peak possible by using me as their stepping stone. However, that message hasn’t gotten to you and that thick skull of yours, so now, I have to get my hands a little bit dirty to make it abundantly clear for people like you who want to be stupidly brave against your king. The only way this game between us is going to end is with you being embarrassed by me. It didn’t have to be this way either. However, I don’t lose sleep over it. I have no problems crushing the dreams of those who think they can take me head-on, and at Reckless Wiring, all of your hopes of winning is going to be put into the same dirt as your body once I’m through with you.
(Kassidy drops the microphone, and ‘Partition’ hits. The champion gives one last look to her challenger before she leaves the ring, heading up the ramp. Miku looks on, processing everything that has been said. Her demeanor is a stark contrast to how she was when she stepped out earlier. Crossing her arms to her chest, she watches on.)
Flannery McCoy: … okay, no blood or death tonight. Whew. That was too close.
Jake Mercer: Still, it’s deadly serious between Kassidy Heart and Miku Sakai. I don’t know if we run the risk of seeing the Mauler again anytime soon, but just because that part of the champion is at bay for now does not mean that the challenger is in the clear! For all we know, a different, darker and dangerous side of Kassidy Heart could come out to play!
Flannery McCoy: And it seems like Miku understands the severity now. She doesn’t look scared, but she isn’t as loose as she was before. She’s gone tit-for-tat with Kassidy, and that contribute into one hell of a fight between these two for the Universal Women’s Championship!
Stew-O: It all culminates at Reckless Wiring, taking place live in Glascow, Scotland in two weeks!
(Kassidy Heart raises the title up high as she’s on the stage, looking up at it. She settles it back down onto her shoulder and glances back at Miku one last time before the scene fades to commercials.)
( ‘DNA.’ by Kendrick Lamar begins to sound to a quick pop, but immediately fading into loud boos as Danny Cage steps his way out onto the Dynasty stage, a sick and twisted smile on his face. )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, fighting out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida.. He is the “Demi God”… DAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I love this guy if I am being honest. A ruthless badass with a desire to always strike big and take his opponents to a physical hell in that ring. Danny Cage is certainly a man not to mess with just because you feel like it. He wants to be known as the greatest professional wrestler in the entire world, and I can’t blame him for wanting that.
Stew-O: I don’t either. But it is going to be a very long road to get there when taking a look at everyone who has come through these doors. Danny Cage has the right idea and the right motivation, and I can’t forget about the ruthlessness, but we will have to see if that can hold true tonight in this triple threat!
( ‘NO BYSTANDERS’ by Travis Scott takes over as the graphics and titantron changes to that of Mig De Decker’s. The crowd has a mixed reaction to the man who is making his debut tonight in big fashion, as he walks out, stern and prepared for a career full of potential greatness. )
Bella Braxton: And next, fighting out of Brussels, Belgium! He is “The Realest Wrestler Around”… MIG! DE! DEEECCCKKKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: All stars in this match are very new to the land of elite, and Mig De Decker is the newest. For those who have not seen Decker before, he is a man looking to bring out the best professional wrestling that can possibly be made from a very classic and technical stand point. A systematic wrestling style is deadly, and I have heard that Mig De Decker has that within his blood.
Stew-O: A serious man with a serious outlook on this sport; I can respect it. As time goes on I wouldn’t doubt it if we saw some amazing, mat based all timers come from Mig De Decker, and he has the opportunity tonight to start a list like that tonight.
( ‘CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN’ by THE DU and EDM lastly sounds to boos as Juggalo Sally makes her way out to the stage in disoriented, clown-like fashion. She stumbles down the ramp with a happy smile on her face, looking towards her two opponents. )
Bella Braxton: And finally, fighting out of The Bizarre Town! She is “The Internet Clown”… JUUUGGGGGGGAAAALLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ahhhhhhhh, here she is.
Flannery McCoy: shut up
Jake: Juggalo Sally is here tonight to rid of any and all doubters when it comes to her in ring ability. Last week was a fluke, I can stand by it. And this week will prove it. Juggalo Sally has what it takes to make it out of this match as the victor, and man, do I hope that is true.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Jake Mercer: The bell sounds for the opening of this match, and it is Danny Cage who rushes to the corner of Juggalo Sally and begins to rail his shoulder right into her abdomen at a repeated rate! Juggalo Sally is practically locked into a harsh place right now, but Danny Cage is hit with a knee to the spine by Mig De Decker! Cage stumbles for a moment as Mig De Decker looks to land an uppercut to him.. But Juggalo Sally shoves Decker out of her path and connects with a huge kick to the chest of Danny Cage!
Stew-O: Danny Cage looks enraged by this as he goes for a shot to Juggalo Sally, but Mig De Decker catches Cage first with an elbow shot! Juggalo Sally goes for a spinning heel kick to the face of Mig De Decker, but he is able to duck under! And now it is a forearm smash into the nose of Juggalo Sally! She stumbles for a moment before going for a rising knee.. But Mig De Decker side steps that, and she connects right into Danny Cage’s head instead! Danny falls into the ropes as Juggalo Sally turns around..
Flannery McCoy: Kick to the abdomen by Decker! And now a flurry of big kicks into the top of Juggalo Sally’s head as he holds onto her hair! He positions her standing in the middle of the ring as he looks to rush off for a clothesline to the back of the head.. But Danny Cage rushes in with a SHOULDER BLOCK that drops Mig De Decker to the floor! He goes to mount on top, but Juggalo Sally turns around and kicks Danny Cage right in the ribs! And she does so again and gets his attention! Another— NO! Danny Cage catches the third shot and stands up, but Mig De Decker throws a foot into the jaw of Danny Cage from on the mat as he still has the grasp of Sally’s foot…
Jake Mercer: And now an ENZIGURI with the opposite leg of Juggalo Sally which drops Danny Cage to a knee! Mig De Decker rolls through and back onto his feet, then landing an ECHOING closed fist punch into the jaw of Danny Cage who stays staggering on that knee! He is dazed! Juggalo Sally goes for that enziguri once again, now to Mig De Decker – But this time it is easily avoided by Decker as she crashes stomach first into the ring mat, looking to immediately stand up… BUT SHE CAN’T! MIG DE DECKER DEADLIFTS HER FROM ON THE MAT, AND HE TOSSES HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO DANNY CAGE! The entirety of her weight crashes onto Danny Cage as Mig De Decker gets to his feet! What a deadlift!
Stew-O: Incredible, incredible feat of strength! The crowd here seems to have enjoyed it as well. Juggalo Sally is able to pull herself up to her feet with the ropes once more, and now Mig De Decker grabs the arm of Sally before pulling her towards him by it, causing her to spin around.. AND HE LANDS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Quick moves by Mig De Decker as he does not let go of that arm and instead gets back to his feet, taking Juggalo Sally with him.. And he throws the arm over for perhaps a Fisherman’s Suplex.. NO! Juggalo Sally grabs at the face of Decker and pushed herself off and sent him away in the process as she was in the air—
Flannery McCoy: DANNY CAGE PLOWS THROUGH MIG DE DECKER WITH A “KILLER CAGE” SPEAR TO THE MAT! Mig De Decker gets torn in half as Cage gets up to his feet again, looking towards Juggalo Sally with violent intent. Mig De Decker is forced to roll out and onto the apron.. BUT CAGE AND SALLY BEGIN TO TRADE SHOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, ONE AFTER THE OTHER! Juggalo Sally with rights and Danny Cage with lefts- AND DANNY CAGE WITH A SUDDEN RIGHT AS WELL! He catches Juggalo Sally off guard with that change of pace and now goes to throw her over with a Suplex.. But she lands on her feet and runs the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Danny Cage turns around just in time and is able to LEAP RIGHT OVER Juggalo Sally who continues to ricochet off the other side.. AND SHE IS ABLE TO LAND A BICYCLE KICK INTO THE CHEST OF DANNY CAGE! Danny Cage holds his chest as Juggalo Sally then picks him up in a fireman’s carry in the middle of the ring.. Mig De Decker then rushes in as well, AND HE LANDS A DISCUS ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF CAGE WHO IS SUSPENDED ON THE SHOULDERS OF JUGGALO SALLY! And now she tosses him out of the ring, over the top rope! Danny Cage crashes to the floor!
Stew-O: But there is no shortage of action in the ring as Mig De Decker begins to CHOP and CHOP into the chest of Juggalo Sally! And she is absorbing these as she nails a wicked headbutt into Decker.. AND HE GOES FOR A SHORT ARMED LARIAT IN QUICK RESPONSE TO THE INTERNET CLOWN! But she is able to duck under it and land a back kick into the side of Mig De Decker’s head! He falls to a knee as Juggalo Sally then runs the ropes and runs back for a big knee strike.. But Mig De Decker rolls out of harm’s way and causes Juggalo Sally to whack the ropes… AND MIG DE DECKER POPS UP AND HOOKS HER ARMS, NAILING A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Juggalo Sally bounces off of the mat and onto her knees..
Flannery McCoy: And he immediately rushes over and grabs Juggalo Sally up, lifting her high into the air with amazement on the face of the EAW Universe.. AND IT IS A BRAINBUSTER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Juggalo Sally gets dropped right on her head as Mig De Decker goes for the first pinfall of this match, hooking both legs! Can this be it!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOO! It isn’t the end just yet as Danny Cage rolls in at the last possible moment and connects with an elbow into the side of Mig De Decker’s skull! Mig De Decker rolls off of Juggalo Sally as he holds his head, getting up to his feet with Danny Cage.. and Cage shoots a chop into Mig De Decker’s chest before Irish whipping him into the ropes! Danny Cage goes for a back elbow to the face, however it is ducked under as Mig De Decker continues to run the ropes and keep the momentum he has going.. ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY DANNY CAGE WITH A SUDDEN RUNNING UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!
Jake Mercer: Mig De Decker whiplashes head first into the mat due to the force of that Uppercut, with Danny Cage now standing above him as the crowd turns to immediate boos. Juggalo Sally attempts to get to her feet, but it is Danny who lands a BIG BOOT right to her face, sending Juggalo Sally back down! He turns towards Mig De Decker once more and reaches down to lift him up.. AND DECKER WITH AN OPEN HAND SLAP TO THE FACE! This seems to have only pissed off Danny Cage even more who looks to wrap around the head of Mig De Decker – But he is able to slip out and get to his feet! Danny Cage goes for a clothesline and misses, and Decker catches him with a kick to the stomach.. NOW A DDT! HE HITS A DDT TO DANNY CAGE! Danny Cage holds onto his dome as he crawls towards the ropes and pulls himself up..
Stew-O: MIG DE DECKER WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE BACK OF DANNY CAGE’S ELBOW! TRYING TO SEND THE ARM THE OPPOSITE WAY! Danny Cage yells in absolute pain as he holds his arm, getting to his feet and turning around towards Mig De Decker who lands a shot to the head! And now Decker is able to LIFT UP Danny Cage before turning to the middle of the ring… POWERBOMB! NEARLY FOLDING DANNY CAGE IN TWO! Juggalo Sally is up again and Mig De Decker turns his attention to the wildcard of this match up, but Danny Cage holds the ankle of Mig De Decker from down on the canvas! Mig De Decker tries to rip his leg out of Danny Cage’s grasps.. AND JUGGALO SALLY USED THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUMP OVER MIG DE DECKER AND CAPTURE THE ARMS IN ORDER TO LAND A CODE RED! CODE RED BY JUGGALO SALLY SENDS DECKER TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Good move on her as she now pushes Mig De Decker up to double knees in front of her in the centre of that squared circle.. AND SHE LOOKS FOR THAT “EXPLOSIVE PINK SHOCK” TO THE FACE OF MIG DE DECKER— AND DANNY CAGE STOPS HER FROM TAKING THE ADVANTAGE BY POPPING UP TO HIS FEET AND PLOWING HER INTO THE NEAR BY CORNER! Juggalo Sally goes back first into the turnbuckle as Danny Cage lifts up Mig De Decker in the middle of the ring.. AND HE IS SETTING UP FOR THAT WEAPON X — “SIGNAL X” IS ON THE WAY TO MIG DE DECKER.. BUT JUGGALO SALLY RUNS TO DANNY CAGE AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK! A 360 INTO THAT SPIN KICK IS SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! DANNY CAGE CRASHED AS JUGGALIO SALLY HOOKS THE LEGS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR—
Flannery McCoy: MIG DE DECKER BREAKS UP THE PIN FALL WITH A SINGLE KICK TO THE RIBS OF JUGGALO SALLY! What a contest this has been! All three of these very new Elitists are showing everything that they got and aren’t letting anyone take complete advantage of the field! This win can do a lot for any one of these three and it is truly tough to tell who will escape with the win. Juggalo Sally and Mig De Decker both begin to get to their feet eyeing one another as the crowd cheers on.. STRIKE BY SALLY! FOREARM BY DECKER! STRIKE BY SALLY! FOREARM BY DECKER ONCE AGAIN! These two are giving everything that they have.. And Danny Cage slowly begins to get up too.. A KICK INTO JUGGALO SALLY’S CHEST BY CAGE! AND DECKER GOES FOR AN UPPERCUT TO DANNY—
Stew-O: BUT HE IS ABLE TO CAPTURE MIG DE DECKER UNDER THE ARM AND THROWS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Danny Cage returns to his feet swiftly and without any care as he meets Juggalo Sally with a knee into the ribs! And again as he throws her off of the ropes.. BACK BODY DROP TO JUGGALO SALLY ONTO MIG DE DECKER WHO IS DOWN ON THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Juggalo Sally bounces off of Decker’s own body and Danny Cage is yelling for her to face towards him. He is ready to strike Juggalo Sally to the mat with that “Killer Cage”.. AND SHE GETS UP AS DANNY CAGE RUSHES TOWARDS HER, BUT CAGE IS STOPPED BY THAT MIST! PINK MIST IS LEGAL UNDER TRIPLE THREAT RULES, AND DANNY CAGE IS STUNNED. HE CANNOT SEE AS JUGGALO SALLY STEPS BACK… AND CONNECTS WITH “EXPLOSIVE PINK SHOCK”!! THE SUPERKICK FOLLOWING THE MIST SENDS DANNY CAGE DOWN! AND SHE COVERS!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! MIG DE DECKER SHOOTS AN ARM UP TO BREAK THE PINFALL…
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… JUUUGGGGGGGAAAALLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT IS TOO LATE!! Juggalo Sally is able to get the win with a huge mist and superkick combination, and a big one at that! A triple threat match is absolutely a hard one to score a win in, and Juggalo Sally was able to do so against two of the hungriest newcomers that I have ever seen in EAW.
Stew-O: Absolutely earned here tonight. Juggalo Sally is able to break that string of bad luck wins, and that is exactly what she has needed for a while! And she has done it! Congratulations to Sally tonight, and with an incredible match on her record as well. Danny Cage and Mig De Decker definitely have what it takes to bounce back just like Sally did.
( We see Juggalo Sally’s hand being raised in victory as she stands over Danny Cage who has pink mist all over his face. An official walks over to him with a white towel in order to clean away said mist, just as Mig De Decker sits up in a corner, looking on with a disgusted expression. The camera then faces elsewhere as Juggalo Sally exits the ring in joy. )
(Cutting backstage, Sienna Jade can be seenwith Michael Belfort on standby. The hall of famer looks annoyed beyond belief, and her attitude is picked up by Dynasty’s resident interviewer.)
Michael Belfort: Sienna Jade, it’s good to have you here!
Sienna Jade: I guess. Would be far better if I didn’t have to deal with the most annoying person in history.
Michael Belfort: I’m assuming you mean Sierra Everett, correct?
Sienna Jade: Well, I meant you, but I guess she’s worse.
Michael Belfort: Oh. 😔
Sienna Jade: Hey, I said she was WORSE, so you’re still better than her by any miles! At any rate, fix your face and conduct this interview! It’s bad enough I had to cut my vacation short just so that I have to deal with her. I think she may have aggravated my nose too.
Michael Belfort: Right, well, that is what I wanted to ask you about, Sienna. The past week had been hectic for you as not only did you have to deal with Sierra showing up during your match against Miku Sakai on Dynasty, but the two of you came to blows as well on Voltage. You’ve already kind of touched on this, but with everything that’s going on, how are you feeling?
Sienna Jade: How am I feeling? Not peachy, that’s for sure. I could be still enjoying the warm weather with Impact or watch Kassidy continue to dominate the competition, but instead, I have to deal with Sierra with an E, even though a part of me wishes I was dealing with Sierra with a B instead. Like, do you know how sad and pathetic you have to be to have people prefer that loser of you?! I’m tired, Michael. I really am. I’m tired of the disrespect by these newer girls. Sierra at the very least can apply a headlock well enough. She has a talent — for getting underneath people’s skins! There is nothing redeemable or special about her, but she thinks that she can beat me or attack me without me having anything to say about it? Please. She needs to be serious for once. Besides, what makes her think she has a chance of beating me?
Sienna Jade: She wants to talk about how this season will be hers and people won’t deny the ‘Crown Jewel’ any longer, but last season, I came back and was underestimated myself! I know! Crazy to think about, right? However, not many people thought that I was going to beat Harper Lee for a world championship a month have my return. Despite all I’ve done and accomplished, it was seen as an impossibility, because no Elitist has ever been able to make a comeback like that before. However, I did it anyways, and while I wished I was able to hold that championship a little longer, I’m still proud I came back and worked myself up to the point where people said that run was the best title run I have been on in my career. In one month, I changed history, and in four months, I redefined the main event scene. Even after I lost, I continued to have an amazing season, capping off with a win at Pain for Pride. I made up for the only FPV loss I had in the biggest way possible. Oh, and let’s not forget that Kassi-poo and I can still challenge for the tag titles whenever we want! 🥰 I am truly and genuinely unfuckwithable, yet Sierra Everett thinks she can disrespect me? She thinks she’s at my level to warrant her attacking me and trying to humiliate me? I don’t think so.
Michael Belfort: So, you don’t see Sierra being able to beat you?
Sienna Jade: Let me spell it out for you, Michael: N-O. What does she have over me? Maybe being fresh-faced, literally, but other than that? She pales in comparison to me. I am a dual-threat in this promotion. I have accomplished so much that she could only dream of. I also have been able to prove myself to be a worthwhile and competent partner. Honestly, I can see why Tyrone called me. I can see why Eden needed that annoying little girl to get humbled. Winning at Pain for Pride is great and all, but that doesn’t erase how she kept losing over and over again throughout the season. Meanwhile, I kept winning. I continued to up my game whereas she thought she’d be carried to success and that ended up not working for her. We are two different Elitists at two different levels, and she is far, far away from reaching mine. So, it just makes me wonder why she thinks she can get into this way with me and make matters for herself even worse. It’s not good business. Sierra isn’t ready for this. She’s not ready for me, especially now when I’m frustrated to no end from her antics. She’s setting herself up to get humiliated, and I am going to squash that dumbass little gnat like a bug because she’s bitten off more than she can chew. It’s as simple as that, really.
Michael Belfort: Sienna, thank you for your time.
Sienna Jade: Yeah, yeah, you’re welcome. And hopefully, Sierra will be courteous enough to thank me for the fifteen minutes of fame she’s going to receive courtesy of yours truly – even if it’ll end with her losing to me.
(Sienna smirks, and she steps away. The show then fades to elsewhere as Friday Night Dynasty continues!)
( ‘Monsters’ by Currents begins to play throughout the arena as Rory Slate makes her way out onto the stage. She is not alone tonight however as she is followed by Nyx who stays a little bit away from Rory, giving her her space. The two of these Elitists are met with a reaction of boos with very little cheers as they make their way down the ramp and to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a tag team match schedule for ONE FALL! Introducing first, the team of NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYXXXXXXXXXX!! AND ROOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY SLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: An interesting, yet very promising duo right here if I do say so myself. Rory Slate and Nyx have shown what they are worth many times before in that ring, and to see them team up tonight will sure to be a cool sight when knowing what they can do in one on one scenarios. Both are alike in the same sense as wanting such glory on specifically their name, so that may either be a downfall or a blessing depending on how things go.
Stew-O: This can go either way, of course, but what always remains within these two is fearlessness and constant determination. A setback is never permanent with either Nyx or Rory. It is all up on both sides, and a match like this can be a way to solidify that fact.
( ‘Red Criminal’ by THE ORAL CIGARETTES takes over the speakers as Nyx and Rory Slate make their way into the ring, Komastu Ogawa beginning to make his way out. Sorn is right by his side as the two look towards the ring at their opponents, surely ready for a fight. )
Flannery McCoy: A tough duo here as well, Sorn and Komatsu Ogawa should not be ignored in the slightest. These two have great untapped potential and a win against Nyx and Rory Slate will put each of them up at that next step for sure.
Jake Mercer: With Sorn looking to no doubt bounce back from last week’s blunder and Komastu Ogawa being as ruthless as we have ever seen, I can’t wait to see what they will bring tonight especially in a match like this.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: And this Tag Team Match is underway! It is Rory Slate starting it off against Sorn with each of these two Elitists circling one another, and Sorn immediately goes for the leg of Rory Slate – trying to bring her down to the mat.. But Rory Slate with some elbows to the head of Sorn is able to stop the attempt. She pushes him away and Sorn bounces off of the ropes into a shoulder block! It sends Rory Slate down, but not for long as she quickly springs up.. but into an immediate ARM DRAG by Sorn! Sorn goes for another one as Rory Slate gets up yet again, but it is avoided with a kick to the gut, and now she throws The Rising Talent off of the ropes and leaps over as he goes towards the other side!
Flannery McCoy: Sorn bounces back off of the ropes towards Rory Slate who responds with a huge KNEE to the face, with that running momentum of Sorn coming to a quick end! Sorn gets up to a knee and tries to then stand up, but Rory Slate catches him in the chest with an echoing KICK! Sorn nearly falls over but keeps his balance, until ANOTHER ONE connects into the chest, sending him down! Rory Slate then starts to grind the knee into the face of Sorn, underneath the jaw and almost into the neck, but she is only given until the count of four as she is then forced to get up and let off of the pressure!
Jake Mercer: Smart, smart move by Rory Slate for using all that she can of that five count. It is going to add up as this match goes on. Sorn now pulls himself into the corner in a seated position, away from his tag team partner.. AND RORY SLATE WITH DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE! A mistake there by Sorn led to a huge shot by Rory Slate being met, and the crowd has some mixed feelings on this – many cheers but also many boos as well. Rory Slate then grabs Sorn up to his feet and walks towards her corner and tags in Nyx, ready for some duo action!
( TAG! )
Flannery McCoy: Rory Slate goes underneath the arm of Sorn and begins to pull on it in the way that the arm isn’t supposed to bend with Nyx getting up to the top rope.. Rory Slate lands a shot to the arm, AND NYX IS ABLE TO LAND A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE SAME ARM SECONDS AFTER! Sorn crumbles to the mat as he holds onto his elbow specifically, rolling over to the middle of the ring. Nyx follows Sorn and begins to kick at his body, yelling at him and taunting him from above. She grabs him by the hair as Sorn holds his arm to his chest… BUT A SHOT WITH THE RIGHT! He is able to switch to catch Nyx off guard with the opposite arm, and now a kick to the knees sends Nyx staggering! Sorn absolutely still has some life.
Stew-O: Yeah — Playing a little bit of early possum on the end of Sorn it seems, as he begins to shake his left arm off, before landing a kick to the face of Nyx! A boot right to the jaw sends her into the corner. Sorn then runs off towards the other side and looks to gain some big momentum, but Nyx rushes out… LARIAT BY NYX! She was able to rush out of the corner at a perfect time in which she also caught Sorn and stopped whatever he was looking for, and he spun inside out too! Nyx grabs the leg and pulls him closer for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!
TTTWWW—
Jake Mercer: Oh, but he has a lot left in that tank, kicking out at one! Both he and Nyx get to their feet with Nyx looking absolutely annoyed by this as she goes for a kick to the gut.. But it’s caught by Sorn! Nyx goes for a quick shot to the jaw, but Sorn swipes Nyx off of her only leg remaining with his foot… AND NOW A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO NYX! Sorn took Nyx to the mat and immediately jumped at the chance to crash right into her stomach with those boots, and it paid off! Nyx rolls right over onto his stomach in pain as Sorn gets up!
Flannery McCoy: Great in ring ability by Sorn is being shown off here as Nyx pulls herself up with the ropes and looks to throw herself at Sorn with a clothesline, but he is able to push along with the momentum and grabs the neck.. NECKBREAKER by Sorn connects on the centre of the canvas! And he grabs Nyx by the jaw before throwing her into his corner.. And he tags in Komatsu Ogawa! He steps in!
( TAG! )
Stew-O: Komatsu Ogawa orders for Sorn to lift Nyx up in which he does, tossing Nyx onto Ogawa’s shoulders as she then gets planted with a BACK SUPLEX! And Sorn follows that up with an ELBOW before rolling out of the ring and onto the apron! Nyx is down and out as Komatsu Ogawa grabs her by the hair and back up to her feet, throwing her into the ropes.. DISCUS BIG BOOT SENDS HER DOWN! AND A SENTON INTO NYX AS WELL! Komatsu Ogawa goes for the pinfall!
OOONNNEEE!
TTTWWWOOO!
Jake Mercer: Nyx kicks out! Komatsu Ogawa looks heavily annoyed by this as he pulls her up.. AND HE CHOPS HER RIGHT IN THE CHEST! YOWIE! What a shot by Ogawa as he now throws Nyx far into a corner away from Rory Slate, looking for a big splash into her.. But she moves! Ogawa goes face first into the top of the turnbuckle and turns back around.. KICK TO THE GUT BY NYX! A LIFTING KNEE TO THE JAW, AND A DDT! ALL IN QUICK MOTION! Komatsu Ogawa holds at his head as he begins to crawl away from Nyx who pushes herself to her knees.. AND SHE SHOOTS A DEADLY FOREARM INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Nyx found an opening and she is rolling with it! Komatsu Ogawa gets up to his feet as does Nyx.. OGAWA GOES FOR A DROPKICK, but it is avoided as Nyx steps to the side just in time and pushes off of the ropes as Ogawa attempts to stand up.. HURRICANRANA DRIVER INTO THE MAT! Nyx wraps her legs around Komatsu Ogawa’s head and spikes him into the mat! She gets up.. AND SHE TAKES SORN OFF OF THE APRON WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE ANKLES!
Stew-O: Smart move by Nyx as she now pulls Komatsu Ogawa up to his feet and pushes him into the corner, lifting him up and onto the top of it with all that she can.. And she does it — Komatsu Ogawa is on the top! She begins to climb up top as well with the crowd getting all on their feet! She looks to wrap the arm of Ogawa over her head and around her neck.. BUT SORN IS UP ON THE APRON ONCE MORE, AND HE EYE RAKES HER! Sorn getting some pay back! The referee immediately begins to get involved as he pushes Sorn away from Nyx who is on the top rope—
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! KOMATSU OGAWA THREW NYX UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE AND NEAR LAUNCHED HER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SQUARED CIRCLE! AND NOW HE BEGINS TO PROPERLY STAND UP ON THE THIRD TURNBUCKLE BEFORE FLYING OFF WITH A FROG SPLASH! NYX GETS CRUSHED! THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!
TTTWWWOOO!
TTTHHHRRR—
Stew-O: SHE THROWS THE SHOULDER UP DEFIANTLY! Komatsu Ogawa has a look of shock on his face as he takes a moment, before pulling Nyx up onto her feet again and landing a shot! And another one with a closed first! And a stomp to the foot with a right hook at the same time! Nyx is barely able to stand here… AND NOW KOMATSU OVAWS WASTES NO TIME AS HE LIFTS NYX HIGH INTO THE AIR IN VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION… HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE “TYRANT BUSTER”… BUT NYX SLIPS OUT AND FALLS INTO HER CORNER! KOMATSU OGAWA TURNS AROUND AND GOES TO SHOOT A CORNER CLOTHESLINE INTO HER THROAT, BUT SHE STOPS HIM WITH A BOOT!
( TAG! )
Flannery McCoy: And now Rory Slate gets the tag as she jumps over the top rope and locks eyes with Komatsu Ogawa.. BEFORE CHARGING INTO THE FRONT OF THE KNEE WITH A CHOP BLOCK! Ogaws falls onto his opposite knee as Rory Slate then shoots a superkick into the back of his head! And now she faces him towards his own tag team partner, Sorn, shoving the elbow right into Komatsu Ogawa’s face, right above the nose! Sorn sees this and won’t let it happen as he looks to springboard off of the top rope and get into the ring… BUT SHE TOSSES OGAWA INTO SORN! Smart move by Rory Slate as she stops Sorn’s attempted interference! He is able to quickly recover though.. BUT HE RUNS INTO A BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE RING! Sorn’s spine goes right into the ring apron!
Jake Mercer: Rory Slate then faces back towards Komatsu Ogawa once more.. Oh! But an uppercut to the jaw! Komatsu Ogawa then rushes off of the ropes and back towards Slate— SCOOP SLAM BY RORY SLATE! Komatsu Ogawa bounces off of the mat and holds onto his back, looking to get up to his feet again, BUT RORY SLATE CAPTURES THE ARM AND PULLS HIM IN WITH A URANAGE! Rory Slate slams Komatsu Ogawa down and hooks the legs!
OOONNNEEE!
TTTWWWOOO!
Stew-O: Not yet! Komatsu Ogawa gets the shoulder up! He pushes Rory Slate off in fact as he immediately gets to a knee, and Rory Slate isn’t going to take that lightly. She gets up to her feet and pushes Ogawa into position.. AND TAKES HIM INTO THE ROPES WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Komatsu Ogawa bounces off in shock as HE LANDS A HIGH KICK! Rory Slate stumbles into the middle of the ring and then off of the other ropes, ricocheting off.. INTO A HUGE DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE! But Komatsu Ogawa is still standing! She then clutches around the 6”4’ Imperius Rex for an attempt at a belly to belly.. But Komatsu Ogawa shoots a headbutt into Slate!
Jake Mercer: Rory Slate stays on her feet as she falls into Komatsu Ogawa and Sorn’s corner, AND SHE IS MET WITH A BIG CORNER BOOT INTO THE FACE! HELLUVA KICK BY KOMATSU OGAWA! Rory Slate falls into a seated position as Komatsu Ogawa yells for Sorn to get onto the apron! Sorn walks over and jumps up as Komatsu Ogawa begins to shove a knee into the side of Rory Slate’s head, crushing her with that middle turnbuckle as well! And now a tag to Sorn! He’s in!
( TAG! )
Flannery McCoy: This can not be good for Rory Slate as Sorn motions for Ogawa to hold her up in the middle of the ring.. And, oh no! I think I get it. Sorn could be looking for that springboard cutter in the middle of the ring with some assistance from Ogawa, and that can easily be the end of the match! Rory Slate is held back by the arms… AND SORN BEGINS TO RUN TO THE ROPES AND JUMPS OFF— BUT NYX WITH A HEEL KICK INTO SORN’S FACE AS HE WAS STEPPING UP! SORN FALLS INTO THE MAT HEAD FIRST! Rory Slate is let go of as Komatsu Ogawa goes to charge towards Nyx who stands on the apron.. but she jumps over and is able to land on her feet in the ring! Komatsu Ogawa turns around..
Stew-O: “NIRVANA”!! THE SPEAR GOES RIGHT THROUGH KOMASTU OGAWA, AND HE IS FORCED TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! Nyx follows as well, leaving Rory Slate a prime opportunity with Sorn! Both Elitists begin to get up to their feet.. And she shoots a kick to the gut into Sorn, causing him to hunch over! Rory Slate traps the arms… AND SHE LIFTS SORN UP FOR THAT ARM-TRAPPED PILEDRIVER! SHE CONNECTS WITH “PROTECT YA NECK”!! Sorn is limp on the mat, but Rory Slate isn’t done there as she pulls him up again to his feet!
Jake Mercer: She traps the arms once again, but this time in DDT position.. AND SHE HITS IT! DOUBLE ARMMED DDT SPIKES SORN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! RORY SLATE HITS “GTFO”, AND THAT CAN BE ALL SHE WROTE AS SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! COVER IS IN!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The winners of this match.. The team of NYX!! AND ROOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY SLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Rory Slate rolls off of Sorn following the pinfall win, Nyx shoving herself away from Komastu Ogawa on the outside and rolling in to join her, both women keeping a straight face full of glory. Sorn rolls out and onto the mats and is approached by Komastu Ogawa who holds onto his stomach with a limp. )
Stew-O: What an amazing tag team match here tonight! Rory Slate and Nyx were able to get a great win on their record against the likes of Sorn and Komatsu Ogawa! Definitely earned and hard fought. Despite none of these talents being tag team bound wrestlers, they all were able to show amazing team effort and proved that the future is bright here on Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: I agree, Stew! Rory Slate and Nyx have got to feel very proud about this win tonight. Sorn and Komastu Ogawa also showed out and were on point as a duo, and that certainly can’t be ignored. A showing like this definitely accounts for something. If Nyx was not there at the right time to aid Rory, we may have seen the opposite side of the coin tonight! Nonetheless, amazing job by these four Elitists, and especially congrats to Slate and Nyx!
( The final shot of the match is Rory Slate and Nyx standing tall in the middle of the ring, the referee holding up their hands in victory! Sorn and Komastu Ogawa stand on the outside in rage, but having shown an amazing effort. The camera fades elsewhere. )
(Dynasty returns to ringside, and ‘Blue + Blood’ by Public Punching Bags hits. This causes loud cheers to come from the crowd as the camera pans to the stage, and before long, the Interwire Champion Jay Jerry Johnson begins to walk out. Jay is holding a microphone in his hand, and wearing his Championship around his waist. His appearance has caused the cheers to grow even louder, but Jay doesn’t look entirely happy as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: The Interwire Champion is on his way down to the ring, and I can imagine he’s not very pleased with the way things played out last week when he and MITSU teamed up against Chris Elite and Joso.
Jake Mercer: Of course he’s not happy about it! A guy like Jay Jerry Johnson doesn’t lose! Fun fact, twenty years ago Jay actually came up with the name “Jay Jerry Johnson” using it as a stage name when he made his wrestling debut. Some say Jay managed to gain a winning streak of 300-0 before ultimately deciding to leave-
Flannery McCoy: What are you even talking about? Jay was like eleven back then.
Jake Mercer: That’s what he wants you to think.
Stew-O: Anyways, Jay is out here as he has something to say, and I’m sure it’s regarding the man that challenged him to a match for the Interwire Championship.
(Jay walks up the steel steps as the cheers continue, and once he does enter the ring he doesn’t spend much time waiting. Instead, he quickly begins to speak.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: When I won this Interwire Championship at Pain for Pride, I knew the job wasn’t finished. I knew that it was only the beginning and that things would become even more difficult going forward, and yet it still meant the world to me. The victory I achieved over PJ Hendrx and Shane Gates meant the world to me. The fact that I was able to lift this Championship over my head for the first time in my career meant the world to me. It still does, only now I’m in a position where I’m able to finally experience the challenges that come with being Champion. Now I’m finally able to understand what it’s really like. I knew that it wasn’t easy heading into this reign. I knew that I’d have a target on my back even before I finally got my hands on the title, but now I’m at the point where I’m no longer waiting for the day to come. I’m no longer anticipating the moment where people start gunning for me. That moment has already arrived, and it seems I already have my first challenger right in front of me. Or, I guess I should say beside me, because just last week the two of us worked together in a failed effort.
(There is a mixed reaction from the crowd, though it’s not because of Jay Jerry Johnson, or even because of MITSU. It’s because the fans are unhappy knowing that Jay lost his match last week.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: I know, it’s frustrating. Heading into the ring I believed MITSU and I would be able to work together as a team, just well enough to get the victory over Chris Elite and Joso. I was wrong, and maybe I should’ve expected that. Maybe I shouldn’t have expected proper teamwork from someone that is currently waiting for me to give him a match for my Championship, so you know what? That’s my mistake, and it’s a mistake I plan to rectify right now.
(Jay turns towards the stage before continuing.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: Hey MITSU, you want your Interwire Championship match? You got it! Not only that, but we can do it TONIGHT!
(This causes an explosion of cheers to come from the crowd, as the fans are in love with the idea of the Interwire Championship match between Jay Jerry Johnson and MITSU taking place tonight.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: When you first challenged me I needed time to think about it, but I was always interested in the idea of facing you. After last week however, there’s not even any point in waiting. We both know what you want, and as long as I’m the Interwire Champion I’m never going to have a problem with defending my title anywhere, at any time. I understand Reckless Wiring is coming up in a few weeks, but we don’t need to wait! We don’t need a fancy stipulation attached to this match. We don’t need to be at a marquee event to get this done-and-dusted. There’s a wrestling ring and there are thousands of fans in attendance who are all behind me, and that right there is all I need. There’s no reason for us to delay this moment any further. I accepted your challenge MITSU, so do you accept my conditions? Are you ready to face me for this Championship tonight?
(Not too long after Jay stops speaking, ‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno hits. This causes more cheers to come from the crowd, and MITSU begins walking out, standing at the stage with a microphone in his hand. MITSU and Jay have a bit of a staredown, and as MITSU’s entrance music begins to die down, he begins to speak.)
MITSU: Jay, I don’t believe you’re telling the whole story in regards to last week and to be honest, it’s very disappointing. There’s no reason I’d need to cost myself a victory just to send a message to you. I made an attempt to win the match, just like you did, and ultimately we failed to get on the same page. Taking this opportunity to blame my actions for the loss is exactly the kind of attitude that caused us to lose in the first place, but I suppose I shouldn’t have expected you to understand in the first place. For you to be in such a rush to blame me for what went wrong, it’s as if you never saw me as an ally in the first place. If that’s what’s happening here, so be it.
(The look on Jay’s face doesn’t change, clearly not too impressed by what MITSU had to say.)
MITSU: You’re right about one thing, I do want the Interwire Championship. In fact, I want the Interwire Championship enough to understand that we don’t need our match to take place at Reckless Wiring in order for it to be special. However, that doesn’t mean I am willing to face you tonight, either. As much as I’d love to, you know as well as I do that there’s no way I could’ve been prepared for this. While you may have had the idea of challenging me to a match tonight on your match heading into the arena, I was still waiting for you to decide whether or not you were willing to defend your Championship against me at all. I was still waiting for our match to become official, and in turn I was waiting for a time and a place. That can’t be tonight… However, it can be soon. If you’re still willing to defend your Championship against me, then I have a suggestion. Defend it against me on the Dynasty taking place on August 4th, just one week before Reckless Wiring. That way, we’ll both have no choice but to be ready for what our opponent has to offer.
(Jay Jerry Johnson takes some time to think about the offer made by MITSU, understanding that MITSU has a point.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: Truth be told I was really looking forward to defending this Championship tonight, but I guess it can’t be helped. If facing you tonight means that I won’t be facing you at your best, then I have no problem waiting just a few more weeks. When I face you, I don’t want any excuses. I don’t want anything to protect either of us in the event that we lose. I don’t want anything that prevents the victory that closes our match out from being as decisive as possible, so if that means waiting until August 4th, I will wait. You have a deal, I’ll see you in Ireland.
(This causes a smile to appear on MITSU’s face, glad to see the match now take place on the August 4th Dynasty.)
MITSU: I’m glad to hear it.
Jay Jerry Johnson: Of course, I do have a question. I was okay with giving up a spot at Reckless Wiring so we can get this match over with. You decided to push our match back, but you still have no interest in competing at Reckless Wiring. What’s your reason for it?
MITSU: It’s as you said, Jay. When our match ends, there shouldn’t be any doubt who the Interwire Champion truly is. I challenged you because I wanted the opportunity to win my first Championship, but what good would my victory be if it didn’t happen thanks to my own ability? With Reckless Wiring, you never know what match you’ll compete in. You’re given a few options, but it’s not until the last second that you actually know what you’re heading into. It’s as unpredictable as possible, and in turn there’s no telling what would happen in a clean one on one match. By competing on Dynasty, we get to compete in a match where you don’t have any stipulations to hide behind. There’ll be no weapons, no cages, no barbed wire, nothing but two wrestlers looking to win that Championship. I don’t just want a win. I want to earn the right to be Interwire Champion, and once I’ve outclassed you and defeated you in the center of the ring just a few weeks from now, there’ll be no questioning whether or not I’ve earned it.
(The fans cheer, and Jay Jerry Johnson quickly interrupts.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: MITSU, I believe you’re mistaken. It’s not going to be as easy as outclassing me in the ring and taking this Championship away from me. There’s a reason I was willing to defend this Championship against you tonight. I’m ready. Whether it’s tonight, next week, the week after, I’m ready to face whoever I need to. I didn’t win the Interwire Championship just to fail and disappoint everyone who’s been waiting to see me eventually reach this spot. I became the Interwire Champion with the intention of living up to the legacy all of the previous Champions created, all while crafting my own. In order to do that I need to be the best Champion possible, and right now that means leaving my first defense with this Championship. Best believe, you’re going down on the fourth, and I will retain the Interwire Championship.
MITSU: We’ll just have to see about that.
Jay Jerry Johnson: I suppose we will. I’ll see you in Ireland. For your sake, you better hope you’re ready.
(Jay Jerry Johnson lets his microphone fall, and the fans cheer loudly as ‘Blue + Blood’ begins to play once more. MITSU remains on the stage, and the two future opponents have a staredown, all while the cheering continues in anticipation of their future Interwire Championship match. There is a smirk on MITSU’s face, while Jay looks focused on the upcoming title defense.)
Stew-O: Well there we have it, it looks like these two will be facing each other in just a few weeks, on the August 4th edition of Friday Night Dynasty! I didn’t expect this to take place anywhere but Reckless Wiring, but this is why you have to always expect the unexpected!
Jake Mercer: That’s right. In just a few weeks Jay Jerry Johnson will be defending his Interwire Championship, and I’m interested in seeing what will happen. Do you guys think we’ll see a new Champion? MITSU is fighting to win his first Championship, this could be his moment!
Flannery McCoy: We’ll just have to see about that. I for one can’t wait to see this match happen, I’m sure it’s going to be fantastic!
(Aa the staredown between Interwire Champion Jay Jerry Johnson and MITSU continues, Dynasty begins fading away from ringside.)
( Transitioning backstage, cameras are set up in Dynasty’s management office. Here we see Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Richard Grant! The latter of those names is bandaged up and looking in a bad way — presumably due to Michael Machina’s attack on him a couple of weeks ago, a moment which trended worldwide! Coincidentally, Michael seems to be the point of discussion between Kensingten and Richard. Calhoun-Astor is perched on the edge of the table while Grant is seated in a leather chair, listening to her speak. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: He’ll get his comeuppance tonight. After all, he’s going one-on-one with a former Universal Women’s Champion in Ms. Extreme. So in my opinion, there’s no reason to really fret on that front. As I said to Tyrone last week, it’s disgusting what he did to you and it’s even more disgusting that Tyrone prevented security from stopping things from escalating even further. Regardless of the tension in the office, there’s a line and he obviously crossed it by sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong. The sooner people like him are gone the quicker that we can fix Dynasty and turn things around, wouldn’t you agree?
Richard Grant: That boy has no common sense and his priorities are all wrong. Doing what he did wasn’t just some silly little prank to one-up me. I mean look at me! I can hardly feel the left side of my body and that’s thanks to him. His handling of this situation has been dire, and his handling of most of Dynasty’s affairs would’ve had him on the chopping block if it weren’t for political correctness and needing to include every gender, race and sexuality. Back in my day, those who were most qualified ran things — not those who checked the most boxes!
( Kensingten and Richard’s conversation is interrupted, as the office door swings open and it’s none other than Tyrone Montgomery himself! His appearance earns a small cheer from the Canadian crowd as he smiles. Tyrone Montgomery begins to speak. )
Tyrone Montgomery: Hey guys! How are we feeling about tonight’s —
Richard Grant: Feelings, boy?! Is that what you care about?! Look at me! Look at the consequences of your actions! Not even an apology? You should be groveling on your hands and your knees like a dog given what Michael Machina did to me. You’re lucky we’re live right now and we have a show to run otherwise I’d take you outside and I’d —
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Slap him around? Show him the ropes?!
Tyrone Montgomery: I made an honest mistake a couple of weeks ago. If an apology means so much to you then I’m fine to offer it, but in my own opinion —
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You realize it’s your opinion that got Richard into this mess in the first place don’t you? Trying to preach your opinion as if you have any sense of morality. Don’t be moronic. Your actions allowed a talent to put their hands on Richard, and thus far they haven’t had any punishment whatsoever for doing so. You’re supposed to be fair in this role. You’re supposed to dish out justice when people overstep the line; but instead you’re the one who is overstepping and you’re sauntering around backstage, a huge smile on your face like everything’s alright and Michael Machina’s actions were justified!
Richard Grant: Well it doesn’t surprise me that he doesn’t see what’s wrong. Let’s not forget why you and I are here in the first place, Kensingten. Someone like Tyrone evidently cannot see right-from-wrong, of course he’ll stand up for a criminal — a thug, like Michael Machina! There’s a reason we were called in and it’s because you ran Dynasty into the ground, Tyrone, and if it weren’t for your friends in high places, you’d be no more than a janitor with a bucket-and-mop cleaning this arena’s floors while Kensingten and I ran the show. Don’t forget that.
Tyrone Montgomery: Actually that’s what I’m here to talk about. I just found out a couple of minutes ago and I wanted to let you both know ahead of time.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Let us know what, that you’re horrid at your job? Trust us, Tyrone, we’ve both known that for a long —
( Kensingten is cut-off as the office door swings open. Standing there is a woman in a blue suit jacket, suit pants and a white blouse. She has dark-brown eyes, dark-brown hair and light, tan skin. Her thick lips are formed into a smile as she extends a hand, Kensingten and Richard turning to look at one another, before the former reluctantly extends for the handshake. )
Hayley Calvillo: I apologise for the intrusion! I figured that the three of you would have been told ahead of time — although I suppose I wouldn’t be getting the authentic experience had you all known that I was coming! My name’s Hayley, Calvillo. I work for the Walt Disney Corporation and I’ve been tasked with shadowing you all for tonight’s show. We’ll be checking in from time-to-time to evaluate the progress that Dynasty is making, ensuring that things are running smoothly, the usual works. Just ensuring that things are ticking well.
( Calhoun-Astor and Grant, judging from their facial expressions, seem a little blindsided whereas Montgomery wears a subtle smirk on his lips. He knows Kensingten and Richard won’t get away with their usual shenanigans, and chuckles to himself as the two switch-up their attitudes entirely knowing that a Walt Disney Corporation employee is in the room! )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: What a surprise! We’re delighted to have you, and I assure you that things are running as smoothly as they possibly can. The three of us, we’re like the musketeers! So, so efficient at working together and putting in the necessary work to make Dynasty as great as it can possibly be. Tyone, you /really/ had no idea about this happening?
Tyrone Montgomery: None whatsoever, Kensingten. But what an amazing opportunity to show Mrs. Calvillo here some of the things that we’re working on, right? It definitely can’t hurt to have the backing and the support of the Walt Disney Corporation, after all.
Hayley Calvillo: My goodness, what happened to you?
( Hayley asks, with eyes scanning over Richard Grant’s bandages. Richard is about to respond but Tyrone cuts him off, a move which earns a frustrated sigh from Richard, as Kensingten side-eyes Tyrone for his actions. Tyrone is clearly enjoying this situation! )
Tyrone Montgomery: Richard got into a little disagreement with one of the talents in Dynasty’s employment a couple of weeks ago. We were actually discussing the best course of action on how to deal with that before you entered, Hayley! Now I’ve actually been giving this some thought and I think, with Michael facing Ms. Extreme tonight, we should also consider putting him on the card for Reckless Wiring. Now I realize on paper, that seems like we’re rewarding Michael for attacking Richard — which would never be the case. But maybe we could put him in a situation where he doesn’t have the advantage, like… A Unique Opportunity match!
Richard Grant: Now wait a damn minute —
Tyrone Montgomery: I just believe it’d be unwise and unjust to suspend Michael now, considering we have let the issue simmer. As far as I am concerned, putting him in a match where there are so many variables at play is a good solution to the matter. He, just like every other participant in the match, could be at their best and still lose. It allows us the opportunity to showcase the future of Friday Night Dynasty, too, which I can only see as a positive.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You don’t believe it’s perhaps sending the /wrong/ message by including Michael in a match where, if he wins, he could be given a Unique Opportunity? I’d argue it almost comes across as hypocritical, sending the wrong message that it’s alright to put your hands on somebody who is an official and helps run the shows week-by-week.
Tyrone Montgomery: I don’t believe so, no. We were more than fine putting Michael in a match against Ms. Extreme, I don’t see how this could be perceived as a jump in logic. What do you make of this, Hayley?
( Tyrone’s eyes cast over to the Disney employee, Hayley, who has been tasked with watching over and evaluating tonight’s broadcast. )
Hayley Calvillo: It sounds like a fine idea to me, and it will make Reckless Wiring all-the-more appealing for the audience to tune into, right? Though I’m no expert, please, I leave the decision in the hands of the experts! But on paper it makes sense in my opinion.
Richard Grant: Then I suppose we’ve reached a conclusion, haven’t we?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Great job, Tyrone. Perfect.
Tyrone Montgomery: Perfect! Now, I’d love to continue this discussion, but there’s still so much of how Dynasty works that Hayley hasn’t seen, and I’ve taken it upon myself to guide her around the building tonight and show her in detail every cog in the machine that makes Dynasty the great show that it is. Perhaps the two of you should discuss potential opponents for Michael at Reckless Wiring, while I continue to show Mrs. Calvillo how things operate around here?
( The scene begins to fade out, with Tyrone re-opening the office door for himself and Hayley Calvillo to walk out of. Cameras turn to Kensingten and Richard once the door is shut. Richard is gritting his teeth, whereas Kensingten has a face made of pure thunder! From here the scene begins to fade out, in due time we’re brought into the next portion of tonight’s show! )
(The camera pans around, showing off the packed Videotron Centre before cutting to the commentary desk.)
Stew-O: Guys, while we have an amazing show going on at the moment, I wanna take a little detour, and focus on something that happened earlier in the week.
Flannery McCoy: Yes, while Joso was out sneaker shopping, he would get an unexpected visitor in the form of… well, roll the footage.
(The camera transition plays, and it cuts to the video by Complex, which starts off by having Joso perform his entrance inside an empty Centrall Quebec with ‘Trophies’ by Drake playing in the background. The video splices footage of the store in between Joso’s entrance, revealing Centrall Quebec to have a bunch of exclusive, rare, and highly sought after sneakers. The video cuts to Joe La Puma standing alongside Joso.)
Joe La Puma: What’s up, everybody? It’s Joe from Complex, were in Quebec at Central Quebec with The New Era, Joso. We’re gonna do some sneaker shopping today, we’re going to see what he’s feeling, what he’s not, and hopefully he’s going to buy some sneakers. Let’s go.
(Joso and Joe dap each other up before walking off together as the camera cuts to more B roll, showing off the store, and it transitions back to Joso and Joe, who are facing one another, and stood next to Jordan sneakers that are mounted on the wall.)
Joe La Puma: Joso, I’m told you grew up in the Bronx. What kind of impact did that have on you in terms of style?
Joso: Well, since I was a kid, I’ve always had a love of sneakers, and as you mentioned, I grew up in Bronx, New York, which had a major impact on me in terms of knowing that presentation is everything. Everybody on the block was always trying to stand out, and outshine each other. Honestly? I was no different. I wanted to stand out, I wanted to outshine my peers, and I think that has carried over with me to the wrestling business, because I’m still trying to do exactly, whether it be from the way I walk, whether it be from the way I perform inside that ring. I’m always trying to stand out from the others, and I think I’ve done a pretty good job of that in the short time I’ve been around in EAW, don’t you think?
Joe La Puma: Yeah, man, I think everyone agrees when I say you’re a phenomenal athlete inside that ring, and we’re gonna get to the run you’ve had in EAW in such a short time. But first, I’d like to trace the conversation back to sneakers, and ask as we stand next to these wall of Jordans, have any one of them caught your eye?
Joso: Yes, actually. Most of all, the Jordan “Flu Games,” and that’s mainly for the significance they had in my life. When they came out in ‘04 I was just a small little jit but moms copped them for me, they were my first pair of Jordans, it was history from there. That just created a monster.
(Both Joe and Joso share a laugh together.)
Joe La Puma: Are you contemplating getting a pair of those?
Joso: No, I already got a pair, and if you pay attention, you can see me rocking them a few times on EAW TV, and obviously, you’d think I’m wearing them for style points, which, don’t get me wrong, I am, but there’s more to it than that, and I’m glad that my fans watching this will know. But while we’re on the topic, going back to what I said, everybody on the block was very competitive when it came to fashion, and if they saw you rocking something that they didn’t have, then that’s where jealousy would spark. Pro wrestling isn’t where I got my start in terms of having to throw hands, there were times where I had to fight to keep the shoes on my feet, the Flu Games being no different. But at the end of the day, I won’t roll over for anyone, no matter the numbers, no matter their size.
Joe La Puma: Was there ever a time where they did manage to get those sneakers off your feet?
Joso: I plead the fifth. :mjlol: Sometimes, you do get knocked down, but at the end of the day, I always rise back to my feet, and that’s another thing I’ve carried with me in Elite Answers Wrestling. I’ve faced my fair of setbacks, but I’ve tried to never let that hinder my confidence, and make me doubt what I can achieve.
Joe La Puma: :notbad: That’s a nice message for the viewers out there. But as we stand in front of this wall, I notice a couple Air Jordan 1s. How often do you find yourself on Twitter, Instagram?
Joso: I’m there every now and again.
Joe La Puma: Well, I’m sure you’ve noticed that fans have created custom Jordan 1s in your likeness.
Joso: I have, actually. People will constantly go out of their way to tag me in the posts.
Joe La Puma: Have you bought any?
Joso: A couple, and I admit, they’re pretty cool, seeing your phrases on there like “Joso Don’t Miss.” Only thing that’d make it cooler is for Jordan, Nike, or somebody to make official Joso sneakers that you can buy in stores like this one. I’ll put that into the universe right now. Hopefully, the powers that be are listening.
Joe La Puma: Well, we get a lot of views on these videos, so they could easily go out to the right pair of eyes.
Joso: Was that a humble brag on your end?
Joe La Puma: It might’ve been. :mjgrin:
Joso: Save those for me when I discuss my EAW run so far, I’ve got a lot bragging to do.
(The camera cuts to more shots around the store before the video transitions to them at another part of the store, in front of a new wall of sneakers.)
Joe La Puma: Ya know, all the shoes here are expensive, but you’ve gotten to a point in life where you’re able to walk out the store with five-six of em in hand, not really breaking much out of your bank account to do it. Does it ever feel surreal to you?
Joso: Yes, but at the same time, this is where I’ve always aimed to be in life. When I first started wrestling in 2019, EAW was the place I always wanted to be, because I knew it could get me there.
Joe La Puma: I get what you’re saying. Much like you, I’ve always been a sneakerhead, and Complex has given me the opportunity to explore my love for sneakers, and share it with many others, including figures like yourself. As you know, we’ve had tons of celebrities on this show already, people like Idris Elba, Stephen A. Smith, Samuel L. Jackson. But it’s more rare that we have wrestlers on the shows, so I think we’re expanding to a new market with you being here. So, for those wrestling fans watching, I’m sure you’ll want to keep an eye out for this next portion. Joso, I remember saying that I wanted to discuss your wrestling career, albeit at a later time. Welp, now that’s time. Correct if I’m wrong, but you recently hit a year in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Joso: Yeah, I debuted for the company in February of 2022, and from there, never looked back. I’ve obviously accomplished a lot thus far. I’ve been Elitist of the Month, I’ve won multiple MVE’s, Rookie of the Year, New Era Classic Tournament winner, and if you want to talk gold, I’ve won that too. I’ve been EAW Interwire Champion, and I held it longer than some people. *cough* Ronan Malosi. *cough* Winning that title wasn’t easy, but I can confidently say I put an Andre Walker’s reign, something that seemed impossible for the time. But if you think my hunger has stopped there, then you’re dead wrong, because I got more goals as we head further into this season.
Joe La Puma: Which are?
Joso: The same thing. I wanna be known as the Best in the World, and to do that, I’ve got to win championships. While I’m on Dynasty, I’ve got my eyes on the World Heavyweight Championship.
Joe La Puma: Which will be defended at Reckless Wiring. Is there anyone you want to win most between Limmy and Bronson Daniels?
Joso: To me, it doesn’t matter, I’m not running from any smoke, unlike some people. Again, *cough* Ronan Malosi. *cough*
Joe La Puma: That’s two shots you’ve taken at him thus far, I realize that things are getting heated between you two.
Joso: And why is that? Because Ronan refuses to stay in his lane. Saw his career was floundering, and decided to latch onto Andre Walker, so he could have an easy fix. Honestly, it’s pathetic, and you’ll never catch me in a situation like him, because I’m my own man at the end of the day. I don’t need anybody’s help to achieve anything here, and I don’t need to sacrifice my dignity to get noticed. That’s the difference between me and Ronan? You want another?
Joe La Puma: The fact you have hair, and he doesn’t?
Joso: :mjlol: Good, but no. I was thinking more like this.
(Joso gestures around the store.)
Joso: You’d never catch Ronan shopping at a place like this, not because he doesn’t have the money, but because he doesn’t have the style. If he’s buying anything, it’s Andre Walker’s shirt off EAWShop.Com, or anything he can find to kiss up even more. But speaking of style, I think I’ve spotted a few sneakers around the store that would fit mine, and I’m ready to get closer towards buying, so without further ado…
(Joso gestures for Joe to follow him, and he’s seen picking out classic sneakers such as the Nerf KD 4s, Grinch Kobe 6s, Space Jam 11s, Off White Chicago Jordan 1s, Travis Scott 1s, Nike MAG Back to the Future. The camera cuts to Joso at the front desk, and the cashier scans the shoe boxes, which are stacked on top of one another, and tells Joso his total.)
Cashier: Your total comes to $170,000 dollars.
Joso: Was to be expected when I asked for the MAG’s.
Joe La Puma: Yeah, their resell is like 60-150K.
(Joso nods, and begins pulling out his credit card to pay, but is interrupted once someone is heard entering the building.)
???: HONORARY WALKER IN THE HOUSE!
(Joso shakes his head annoyed, and gives the credit card to the cashier before walking off to confront Ronan at the entrance.)
Ronan Malosi: :whoa; Whoa! You look a little mad Joso. I didn’t know you’d be here! I was just in the neighborhood, and decided to drop by.
Joso: Alright then, name one pair in here.
Ronan Malosi: Uhm, the uhhh… say, what does it matter?! You don’t go quizzing every customer who walks in!
Joso: Look, Ronan, I know you. I know you’re not here to shop, I know you’re here to start trouble, and you mighta got the best of me a few weeks ago, but that was then, this is now.
Ronan Malosi: You really think I came here to fight you? In a fancy place like this? Psst…
(Ronan feigns walking off, but turns around to cheap shot Joso with a right hand. But Joso ducks underneath it, and starts bombarding Ronan with rights.)
Joe La Puma: Guys! Cmon, not in the store!
(Ronan grabs Joso by the throat, and chucks him into a rack of sneakers, knocking them over. But Joso is immediately back on the attack, and charges Ronan, driving him back first against a wall.)
Joe La Puma: SECURITY!
(Joso is clubbing down on Ronan, who is doing his best to cover up, and security rushes in, pulling both men apart, and the video freeze frames on both men trying to get at one another.)
(The camera transitions back to the arena where we are back live and the next match is about to begin)
( “Mo Money” by Ben McLusky hits ear-deafening pops as Ronan Malosi appears on the enranceway. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Sacred Heart, Minnesota… weighing in at 283 pounds.. HE IS ‘THE MASTODON,’ MEEERRRCERRR!! MCCCKAAY!!!!
Stew-O: Well we just saw what Ronan was up to earlier in the week, let’s hope he has better luck tonight. Ronan Malosi has a huge opportunity to continue his winning ways, but tonight it will be a HUGE challenge to do so. Last week, NOVA was a smaller competitor and he was able to use that size deficit to his advantage. He is up against someone who is of equal size, maybe even more, so it will be a clash of the titans tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Mercer is looking ways to make a name for himself and cause disruption here in Friday nights ever since getting drafted, and getting a win over Ronan Malosi would be the best way to do that.
( “Run by Zeal & Ardor” begins to play to mixed reaction as Mercer McKay begins to march his way towards the ring. )
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! From The Isle of Samoa… weighing in at 270 pounds… HE HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOU… ROOOOONNNNNANN MAAALOOOSI!!
Jake Mercer: THE MILLION DOLLAR MEGASTAR IS HERE! GET YA CAMERAS OUT!! HE IS HERE!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi has seemed more determined and focused than ever, ever since he claimed his allegiance and dedicated his performances to the Kaiser. We saw him excel against NOVA last week, can we see it again this week?
( DING! DING! DING! )
Jake Mercer: This clash of the titans is underway as Ronan Malosi and Mercer McKay have a stand off right in the middle of the ring! Ronan Malosi, of course, never backing down from a challenge and asserting his dominance, but the same could be said for Mercer McKay! I sure do hope they reinforced the ring for this as I said earlier!
Stew-O: Mercer McKay and Ronan Malosi engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up as both Elitists are jockeying for position here. Mercer is beginning to overpower him, but Malosi tilts the momentum and now Mercer has been downed to a single knee. It appears like Malosi is winning this, but Mercer gets up off the knee and both competitors have found themselves right back at the beginning! This collar-and-elbow tie-up is a stalemate as each individual is putting their foot forward to try and muscle the other way, but Malosi decides enough is enough and puts McKay into a headlock.
Flannery McCoy: Someday, we’ll see who would win that power struggle between both men, but Malosi decided to take the easy way and strangle him into a headlock. Mercer attempts to bounce him off the ropes to relieve himself of it, but Malosi slides down with one foot and maintains the hold. Mercer tries to bounce him off the ropes once again, and it works as Malosi rebounds off the ropes and TRIES FOR A SHOULDER TACKLE! Mercer remains planted on his feet as he returns the favor with a SHOULDER TACKLE OF HIS OWN! Malosi is still standing, as he now rebounds the ropes and tackles Mercer! Mercer gets hit, but he is still up as it is his turn to deal the damage! AND HE GOES FOR A SHOULDER TACKLE–
Jake Mercer: RONAN MALOSI DROPS DOWN AT THE LAST SECOND AND MCKAY GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! THERE IS THE WRESTLING GENIUS OF MALOSI AS HE TRIPPED UP MERCER! Mercer is shaking the cobwebs, after smacking his face off the canvas, meanwhile the International Treasure in flesh is patting himself on his back! Rightfully so! Ronan Malosi turns his attention back onto the matter at hand and puts the oversized biker INTO A HALF NELSON CLUTCH! THIS COULD BE IT, FLANNERY! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE MERCER GET CHOKED TO THE END!
Stew-O: Mercer McKay seems fine, he might be in a very tough situation here, but Malosi is simply slowing down the tempo of this match as he usually does. He is trying to control the pacing of this match, but McKay is obviously going to take umbrage to the fact as he begins to start resisting this half nelson clutch! McKay is directing elbows to the midsection, and he now goes for a hip toss! Malosi blocks it, switches positions and goes for a hip toss of his own! It is blocked by McKay, and McKay hoists him up for a pendulum backbreaker! Malosi drives his knee to quickly escape out of the move, and he now rebounds off the ropes! McKay holds onto his hand and refuses to let him go, and he smashes him with his forearm! McKay now rebounds off the ropes and goes for a big boot! Malosi steps to the side, McKay turns around and MALOSI HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERSLAM!
Jake Mercer: THE POWER OF THE GREAT ASSISTANT.. BUT MCKAY ESCAPES BACK OVER HIS SHOULDERS! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! HEAD BETWEEN THE LEGS!! AND MCKAY NOW LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! BUT MALOSI LIFTS HIM OVER HIS BACK, AND MCKAY TRIES TO TURN HIS COUNTER INTO A SUNSET FLIP, BUT MALOSI SQUATS DOWN AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT!
ONEE!!!
T-
Stew-O: MCKAY MUSCLES HIS SHOULDERS DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP!
ONEE!!!!
T-
Jake Mercer: MALOSI TURNS TO THE SIDE AND PINS HIM DOWN!
ONEEE!!
T-
Stew-O: MCKAY RETURNS BACK TO THE SUNSET FLIP!
ONEEE!!
T-
Flannery McCoy: RONAN MALOSI POWERS OUT AT NOT EVEN TWO!! AND NOW BOTH MEN GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! AND MALOSI WITH A PUNCH!! MCKAY RETURNS A PUNCH OF HIS OWN!! MALOSI!! MCKAY!! MALOSI! MCKAY!! AND NOW MCKAY DUCKS UNDER A SWING.. AND HE GRABS HIM FOR THE CHOKESLAM!!! CAN HE GET ALL 270 POUNDS INTO THE AIR WITH ONE HAND.. BUT MALOSI USES HIS FREE HAND AND NOW APPLIES FOR A CHOKESLAM AT THE SAME TIME!! BOTH MEN NOW JOCKEYING FOR CHOKESLAMS HERE!!
Jake Mercer: MERCER MCKAY LETS GO AND LIFTS MALOSI INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! BUT MALOSI ESCAPES FROM HIS CLUTCHES AND ELEVATES HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS WITH HIS OWN FIREMAN’S CARRY! MCKAY ALSO ESCAPES AND MALOSI SWINGS FOR A PUNCH!! BUT MALOSI SWINGS RIGHT INTO GETTING DROPPED ONTO HIS BACK WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX COURTESY OF THE YEAST OF BILOXI BAY!
Flannery McCoy: HE IS A BEAST! NOT A COOKING INGREDIENT.. AND NOW MERCER GOING TO INFLICT SOME PAIN ONTO MALOSI AS HE NOW GETS SOME HEIGHT OFF THE GROUND! AND HAMMERS DOWN ONTO THE CHEST OF MALOSI WITH A BIG ELBOW DROP!! AND HE NOW GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEE!!
TW-
Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi kicks out as to no one’s surprise! You have got to run him over with several mack trucks if you want to defeat the Million Dollar Megastar! Mercer McKay now administers a cravate hold onto the former EAW Interwire Champion… He is wrenching the neck, applying some real, real hurtful torque, but it is nothing to Ronan as he begins to fight out of it with punches directed into the midsection! McKay puts a cap on his resistance by stuffing him in the gut with a knee, as now McKay goes for a cravate suplex! BUT RONAN PLANTS HIS FEET AND RESISTS.. AND MCKAY RETRACTS, AND RONAN REVERSES THE CRAVATE INTO A STANDING VARIATION OF THE DRAGON SLEEPER! LOOK AT THE TECHNIQUE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MCKAY COUNTERS WITH A SNAPMARE TAKAEDOWN!! AND HE NOW CONSTRICTS MALOSI INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!! SLEEPER HOLD ON MALOSI APPLIED, AND YOU CAN TELL BY THE PANICKED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE, HE KNOWS HE IS IN TROUBLE HERE!! BUT MALOSI LEANS HIS ENTIRE WEIGHT ONTO MCKAY AND BACKS HIM UP INTO THE ROPES!! AND HE HITS HIM WITH THRUSTS FROM THE BEHIND TO RELIEVE HIMSELF OF THE SLEEPER.. BUT MCKAY SITS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND PUTS HIM BACK IN THE SLEEPER FROM THAT OVERHEAD POSITION!
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE IS COUNTING FOR MCKAY TO LET GO OF THE SLEEPER HOLD AS THEY ARE IN THE ROPES!! BUT MERCER IS REFUSING TO LET GO!!! AND HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RELINQUISH THE SLEEPER AT THE FOURTH COUNT, GIVING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR MALOSI TO DRILL HIM RIGHT IN THE LARYNX WITH A PUNCH!! MALOSI WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE MAY HAVE STUNNED HIM FOR A GOOD MOMENT!!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi grabs onto both of his wrists.. and HE LETS OUT A SCREAM AS HE OUSTS MCKAY OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND HE CATCHES HIM ON HIS WAY DOWN! AND HITS A BEHEMOTH POP-UP SAMOAN DROP!! MALOSI PERHAPS TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE KAISER’S PAGE YET AGAIN AS HE NOW CRAWLS OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONEE!!
TWOO!!!
T-
Flannery McCoy: KICK-OUT! AND NOW RONAN KNOWS WHAT HE MUST DO NEXT!! HE CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER FROM MCKAY!! AND I THINK HE IS ABOUT TO DO IT!! RONAN PUNCHES THE GROUND AND HE HAS MERCER WITHIN HIS LINE OF SIGHT!! UH-OH!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW MALOSI JUMPS INTO THE AIR!! AND LOOKS TO DRILL MCKAY WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH! YES!!- NO!! MERCER GOES AROUND THE WAIST, SPINS HIM AROUND AND TEARS THROUGH HIM WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT!! OH GEEZ!! HE IS NOT DONE YET!! OF COURSE HE ISN’T.. AS HE NOW HOISTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE BURNING FLOWSION!! WITH AUTHORITY!! THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!! NO!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOO!!
THREEEEE!!!
Stew-O: RONAN MALOSI HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND! Mercer McKay found the power within him to hoist all 270 pounds for the BURNING FLOWSION, but Malosi is still in this! Malosi is trying to figure out where he is after getting his head drilled into the mat in the corner turnbuckles, meanwhile McKay is seething in the opposite corner! McKay is about to explode as he impatiently waits for Malosi to get up in the corner! HE MIGHT BE SECONDS AWAY FROM GETTING FLATTENED BY MCKAY! AND MCKAY CHARGES FORWARD AND LOOKS TO SQUASH HIM INTO THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: MALOSI STEPS AWAY AND MCKAY COLLIDES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES.. AND MALOSI NOW HOPS UP!! AND HE DRILLS MCKAY IN THE CORNER WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! DEVASTATING AS NOW HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES.. BUILDING UP SPEED!! AND HE RIPS MCKAY IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!!!! HUNGER IN HILLSIDE CONNECTS AS THIS IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!
ONEEEEE!
TWOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: MCKAY KICKS OUT! WHAAAT!! Ronan Malosi can’t believe it! Malosi gets up to his feet and he refuses to believe that he got his shoulder up before three! He is arguing with the referee, meanwhile he is giving ample time for McKay to get to his knees! AND NOW MALOSI WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! AND HE NOW PULLS MCKAY UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE HAS HIM IN POSITION!! AND HE GOES FOR THE DEATH-RO–
Flannery McCoy: DEATH-RO IS BLOCKED WITH A BIG HEADBUTT FROM MCKAY!! AND MCKAY WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! AND HE CHOPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH HEADBUTTS!! AND MCKAY NOW MOUNTS ON TOP OF HIM AND STARTS EVISCERATING HIM WITH FOREARM SMASHES AFTER ANOTHER!! MCKAY HAS SNAPPED AS HE NOW BRINGS MALOSI BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! MCKAY GAINING SECOND WIND AFTER BEING HIT WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AND HUNGER IN HILLSIDE!! AND HE NOW PULLS HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! AND HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! I HEARD IN THE RUMOUR MILL THAT HE CALLS THIS THE HALL OF ATONEMENT!! DID JON KELTON GIVE HIM THAT NAME OR WHAT!!?
Flannery McCoy: BUT RONAN MALOSI TWISTS OUT OF HIS CONTROL!! AND HE GOES FOR THE VERTIGO!! BUT MERCER ESCAPES!! AND HE GOES FOR A BIIIG LARIKAT!! RONAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND MERCER ALMOST HITS THE REFEREE! MERCER CAN’T BELIEVE HE ALMOST DID, AND RONAN CLOBBERS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A NORTHERN LARIAT!! WHAT A LARIAT AS HE NOW PICKS HIM JUP!
Jake Mercer: AND RONAN HAS HIM IN POSITION.. HE REELS HIM IN WITH ONE HAND.. YANKS HIM INTO THE AIR!! AND PLANTS HIM WITH THE DEATH-RO!! IT CONNECTS!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Mo Money” by Ben McLusky echoes throughout the Videotron Centre as it is immediately drowned with unapproving boos from the crowd. A bright smile overcomes the face of Ronan Malosi’s face as he gets up to his feet and starts celebrating over the subconscious of Ronan. He stoically stands, raises his arm and looks into the camera before leaving the ring. )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. RONAN MALOSI!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a battle between two behemoths in Ronan Malosi and Mercer McKay! These two absolutely brought each other to the limit and showed each other how powerful they are! It almost looked like it was a stalemate between these two, but Ronan was smarter and more aware of his environment than Mercer and was able to pick up the victory.. and I am sure he dedicated this win to the Kaiser!
Jake Mercer: YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT, FLANNERY! Ronan Malosi picks up yet another victory after squashing NOVA last week, showing Chris Elite and Joso who really rules Friday Nights around here! …and the only answer to the question is MY KAISER, ANDRE WALKER!! MY KAISER CONTINUES TO LOOK AS DOMINANT THAN EVER!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, prompting Xander Payne to come out. His theme then fades into ‘’The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ by Mick Gordon, leading Ryan Wilson to walk through the curtains, eliciting a large reaction from the Quebecan crowd! The two men acknowledge the home crowd, a stark contrast to how they were treated last week. They head down the ramp and soak in the atmosphere, all while the audience continues to rally behind DOMINION.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time… DOMINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: What a reaction here for Xander and Ryan as DOMINION make their way to the ring! Even if some fans have taken issue with their current circumstances involving Myles and Theron Nikolas, at least here, the Quebec fans are loving them!
Jake Mercer: And they’re just eating it up! Still, it probably doesn’t take away from the heartbreak Xander and Ryan had to go through last week.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure they’re fine. However, with them being out here, I don’t think they’re just here to exchange plesantres with the home crowd.
(The music fades, and Xander and Ryan are in the ring. Both men smile a the crowd, microphones in their respective grasps.)
Ryan Wilson: Quebec, comment allez-vous?
(The crowd cheers in response.)
Ryan Wilson: Ça fait plaisir à entendre! That’s great to hear. Xander and I have been looking forward to Dynasty all week long because of you guys. It definitely does feel good to know you guys are with us, even if the fans in other places seem to misconstrue our actions and ideals…
(Xander and Ryan nod, acknowledging the elephant in the room. It is there where the crowd grows quiet, allowing for both of them to speak.)
Xander Payne: Ryan and I aren’t perfect. By no means are we trying to be. However, unlike other Elitists, we’re not doing everything for the sake of power or stomping down on the rest of the competition. We just want to be champions together and help carry this show and brand. We want to be the best. In fact, it isn’t just about the two of us. We figured that we’d help an old friend out while simultaneously accomplishing our goals, and the three of us would be strong together. When the Wildcards defeated Limmy Monaghan and Bronson Daniels just two weeks ago, I figured that we had taken a step in the right direction. It was the boost we needed to show the whole world that this time around, DOMINION isn’t here to waste time and let other teams get ahead of us. Being able to get a win like that, and especially with Myles by my side again, a spark went off in my head that this was going to be it. This is what Ryan and I needed to ensure that we’d become tag team champions. And… well, perhaps that I would be able to rekindle an old partnership. An old friendship.
(Xander sighs disappointingly.)
Xander Payne: However, that’s not what happened. That bit of hope that shone itself down on us went away within an instant. Last week was supposed to be DOMINION at our strongest, mixing the old with the new and paving the way for everyone involved to get what it is that they have desired for the longest. It was supposed to be an occasions where old bridges that had been burned would be rebuilt for good. Instead, those bridges remain down. Our goals have been set back. We were betrayed and embarrassed, and I had a dagger put into my back when I least expected it. Last week was nothing but an ultimate betrayal, and it’s in no small part thanks to Myles.
(Xander shakes his head out of disgust. Meanwhile, Ryan shakes his own head, recounting how Myles attacked him.)
Ryan Wilson: It was a shame, really. We thought we had a good thing going on. The three of us had to deal with criticism after criticism. Teams like POTARA to this day think they at a level above us. People have counted us out. We’ve been underestimated for a good while, and so too has Myles. After everything that happened at Fighting Spirit and Pain for Pride, everyone came down on him. Even before that when he won the EAW World Championship, everyone made fun of him, said how he was sleeping on the couch because of what he did to Minerva, and the whole wrestling world painted him out to be a villain. We saw that, and we thought that was unfair to him, especially from Xander. Those two go way back, and even though they had their issues, we thought that they’d be able to bury the hatchet so that we can put down these tired narratives together.
Xander Payne: That was the plan. That’s what should’ve happened. But instead of the man I once knew being by my side, I was dealt with a traitorous, venomous snake who took advantage of me willing to give him one more chance to right his wrongs. He took out my own friend, my own partner, and it makes me sick to think that there are people out there who want to say that Ryan and I do too much or how we go too far. We’ve grown more intense, yeah, we’ve become far more ruthless, but it was for the betterment of this team and this division. We never needed to cut down others or betray people. We never wanted this! However, Myles took it upon himself to ruin what was going to blossom into an amazing partnership between the three of us, and I just don’t get it. I had a week to mull everything over, but I remain baffled by him turning us away in favor of Theron Nikolas.
Ryan Wilson: It really makes no sense. Theron has made it known that he wants to take the two of us out when all we’ve done was try to make this brand and this division better. He wants to come after us, even though I gave him a fight he never expected and couldn’t beat Xander before. He’s set on killing off his own dreams of recementing his name before they could even come to fruition, and now, Myles wants to be a part of that? He wants to stand by someone who wouldn’t even stand a chance against us?
Xander Payne: It’s frustrating, but there’s no sense in asking these questions to ourselves. As a matter of fact, it’d be better if Myles would man up and come face-to-face with us. He can even bring Theron along too for all we care! Either way, we want answers, and we are going to get them one way or another!
Ryan Wilson: I’m with you on that!
Stew-O: The call has been made! Xander and Ryan want Myles AND Theron to get out here!
(The two men wait in the ring, looking up at the stage. Soon, ‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi blasts through the speaker, with Myles emerging shortly thereafter. He looks at Xander and Ryan in disbelief, as if the pair were being absolutely delusional. He’s almost irritated by their presence.)
Jake Mercer: Ask, and you shall receive! There he is! And he’s making his way to the ring to directly address them!
(Myles gets in the ring and receives a mic. His theme fades, and a loud reaction from the crowd unearths. Xander frowns at Myles.)
Xander Payne: Don’t even make that face. If anyone should be annoyed here, it’s me. I let you come back to me and that’s how you decide to treat me? Treat us? You messed everything up–
Myles: No, Xander. We are not doing this. I never wanted to team up with you.
(The crowd falls into a stunned silence. Xander looks flabbergasted.)
Myles: I never wanted us to be together again. You sprung that idea up on me, and I decided to be nice just for one week. One. Week. That’s all it was. Besides, what would be the point in me teaming with the two of you? I don’t need to rely on other people, especially with all that I’ve had to go through over the years. You want to pretty much hint at the fact that I was in a hopeless place, losing my title and what not, but at the end of the day, I am still a two-time EAW World Champion. I have surpassed needing you ever in my career. I’ve moved on – and ahead – of being associated with the likes of you, and I like to think you know that too. Hearing you speak, it’s like you talk with a desperate tone in your voice. It’s almost as if DOMINION needed that boost of legitimacy despite you being a hall of famer because you two have crapped the bed so many times that everyone sees you as a joke team.
(The words cut deep, making Xander and Ryan scowl.)
Xander Payne: A joke? DOMINION? We’re jokes?
Myles: You heard me the first time, did you not? Just because we’re in your country doesn’t mean that the rest of us don’t see the two of you for what you truly are. Teaming with Ryan makes you yearn for more, because at the end of the day, you aren’t gonna go far with him.
Ryan Wilson: And what makes you think that?
Myles: Is that a serious question?
Ryan Wilson: Pretty much, yes. Because at the very least I am loyal to Xander and our cause. We’re on the cusp of becoming champions together far sooner than later, and you’re going to regret not joining our side when you had the chance.
Myles: What is there for me to regret? I’m in a better state in my career than Xander, and I am definitely better than you. There’s nothing for me to gain here with you two. I don’t need you, but DOMINION clearly needed Myles. It’s just that you two aren’t going to get me, and never will.
(Xander and Ryan glare at Myles, but their attention quickly snaps to the stage as “Armageddon” by From Ashes to New plays. The fans cheer and Theron steps out, not wasting any time. He already has a microphone in hand and speaks as he makes his way onwards to the ring.)
Theron Nikolas: I think desperate is the ring word you used, Myles, because these two have been desperately trying to act as if everything they’ve said and done has been righteous. However, we know already that isn’t the case.
Xander Payne: Oh, so now you two want to be friends?
Theron Nikolas: Friends? No, we’re not. We’re just two people who are tired of everything DOMINION has done but want to walk back on. So, how about we talk about that?
(Theron gets in the ring, where his attention immediately goes towards Xander.)
Theron Nikolas: I have to say that Myles did get the both of us good last week. I thought I had to deal with the three of you. Even if that ended up being the case, it wouldn’t be a problem. I had many people gun after me during the height of my run here, and I still managed to be the last Elitist left standing. Still, I guess it’s a good thing he didn’t play into this farce that you’re trying to work with. The way you sound, it’s almost as if you wanted to treat him like a charity case.
Ryan Wilson: Come on, that is ridiculous.
Theron Nikolas: Is it? Because anyone with a fraction of common sense could see that. However, I don’t need to take up for Myles. As far as I’m concerned, the two of you have been an absolute stain for this show and we aren’t even in month two of this season. You want to say how all you’re doing is trying to help elevate the tag division and this show, but just last week, the two of you disrespected me. Even before that, you dragged my name through the mud. And now you want to make a point that I never defeated Xander, but at the end of the day, my name is more respected than his. If anything, the charity case here is you, Ryan, because Xander is lugging you around trying to bring prestige back to your name, but that isn’t even working. How many times are people going to have to sit here and here you two run your mouths about how things will be different only for everything to remain the same? But, you want to talk about how I make promises I never keep?
Xander Payne: That’s because you don’t, Theron. You are never going to become a world champion again, and you aren’t going to destroy DOMINION. Neither you or Myles are capable of doing that.
Myles: The ‘destroying’ part, or the world champion part? Because both are stupid, but one is far more nefarious to say than the other, ‘partner’.
Xander Payne: You know what? How about both! Is that good enough for you, Myles? You shouldn’t get a whiff of success ever again for this company after what you did, and I’ll personally ensure that.
Myles: Oh, well isn’t that grand? Just like old times. What joy.
Xander Payne: You can cut the sarcasm.
Ryan Wilson: It’s honestly a shame it all had to come down to this, you know. All you had to do was join us instead of being with him.
Theron Nikolas: And why wouldn’t he be? The two of us on our own are better than the two of you combined. You wouldn’t benefit anyone, let alone the tag division or this show. DOMINION is nothing special. You two are annoying as can be and will never matter here. So, how about you just shut up for once and face us instead of spending all this time crying about some betrayal?
(The crowd murmurs excitedly.)
Ryan Wilson: Is that a challenge? You want to actually wrestle us?
Theron Nikolas: I was serious about taking you two out, and with Myles here, we might as well nip two nuisances in the bud. We won’t need to wait long anyways. Reckless Wiring is coming up, isn’t it?
(The fans explode into cheers.)
Stew-O: A HUGE PROPOSITION FROM THERON! COULD WE REALLY SEE DOMINION TAKE ON MYLES AND THERON?!
(Xander and Ryan take a moment to look at each other. Then, they nod.)
Xander Payne: …. Fine. You’re on. Reckless Wiring it is.
Crowd: KKLMSDKLJLKFJAJKJFKLJJFJLJ!!!
Xander Payne: But just know that you two started this–
Stew-O: RIGHT HAND BY XANDER! RIGHT HAND BY XANDER! AND RYAN TAKES MYLES DOWN TO THE GROUND!! WE HAVE A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS!!
Jake Mercer: OH! HEAVY SHOTS ARE BEING LANDED!! BUT LOOK – MYLES MANAGED TO MOUNT RYAN AND HE’S STRIKING HIM!! XANDER AND THERON ARE TUSSLING AROUND THE RING, HITTING EACH OTHER AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!
Flannery McCoy: BIG BOOT BY XANDER!! NO!! THERON DUCKED UNDERNEATH IT!! HE COMES RUNNING IN…. ‘HEADHUNTER’!!! XANDER GOES ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: AND RYAN WILSON IS ABLE TO PUSH MYLES OFF OF HIM!! HE RUNS IN FOR THAT SUPERKICK–
Jake Mercer: ‘VICTORIA’!!!! ONCE AGAIN, MYLES CATCHES HIM WITH THAT FOR THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW! RYAN DROPS DOWN AND MYLES GETS HIM UP! HE TOSSES HIM OUTSIDE!! XANDER STUMBLES OVER TO HIS PARTNER TO HELP HIM GATHER HIMSELF, USHERING HIM UP TO HIS FEET!!
Flannery McCoy: THE TWO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE CONSIDERING GOING BACK TO ATTACK… BUT THEY LEAVE!! THEY’RE HEADING UP THE RAMP!! LOOKS LIKE THEY’LL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY, WHICH WOULD BE AT RECKLESS WIRING!!
Stew-O: THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN MADE! DOMINION! MYLES! THERON NIKOLAS! A TAG TEAM MATCH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS COULD UNFOLD WITHIN TWO WEEK’S TIME!!
Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill would begin to play to a mixture of cheers and boos, as Xander Payne would make his way out onto the stage, sporting his DOMINION t-shirt. He would begin to make his way down the ramp, before he stops at the bottom of the stage. Then, ‘The Only Thing They Fear Is YOU!’ by Mick Gordon would begin to play as the cheers grew, and Ryan Wilson would walk out, sporting the same attire. He makes his way down the ramp before meeting Xander Payne side by side, as they walk down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! At a combined weight of 475 pounds, they’re the team of; XANDER PAYNE!!! AND RYAN WILSON!!!! THEY ARE… DOMINIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: DOMINION haven’t been having the best of luck recently, but they are looking to change that this week. Being in a heated rivalry with Theron Nikolas and Myles, Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson look to get the huge victory in tonight’s match against the current tag team champions themselves.
Flannery McCoy: That is of course easier said than done, but I have no doubt that they could get the win here tonight, because all it takes is one small mistake from any member of POTARA for DOMINION to take advantage of; and then it will be academic from there.
(Then, ‘Tot Musica‘ by Ado would begin to play throughout the speakers, as the current Unified Tag Team Champions; Holly Arrow and Harper Lee of POTARA would make their way out onto the stage. Harper has her championship around her neck while Holly is carrying hers around her arm, as the two would begin to make their way down the ramp, the cheers only growing even more louder at their arrival as they are focused on the ring, their eyes fixated on both members of DOMINION as they were ready for a war that they will be in tonight’s match.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents! At a combined weight of 267 pounds, they are the CURRENT EAW Unified Tag Team Champions! They’re the team of… HARPER LEE!!!! AND HOLLY ARROW!!! THEY ARE… POTARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile, POTARA have been on a very incredible and outstanding undefeated streak as a tag team in recent months, as well as capturing the Unified Tag Team Championships at Grand Rampage the end of season sixteen. It’s safe to say that these two are a very dominating force.
Stew-O: These two teams have met a couple of times before, but this time may be the biggest one when it comes to straight two on two tag team action, DOMINION looks to be the one in eight and one, but we’re just going to have to wait and see.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this match is underway! It looks like it is going to be Ryan Wilson of DOMINION, and Harper Lee of POTARA who is going to start out this tag team match, as the two Elitists would begin to pace around the ring. These two teams have a lot of history and it looks like it is going to be expanded on within tonight’s match. This match may be non-title, but it would be a great start for DOMINION to get the victory and be able to earn themselves a future tag team titles shot in the near future.
Flannery McCoy: And it looks like we aren’t going to have to waste anymore time with getting into the action as the two reach the center of the ring, and they both make it into a collar and elbow tie up! The two look to fight for control but it looks like it is going to be Ryan who uses his size as his advantage over Harper, easily breaking the hard and forcing her over and into a side headlock! But Harper isn’t going to have it for very long, as she’s quick to push Ryan up to the ropes.
Jake Mercer: It looks like Harper is going to use Ryan’s momentum to her advantage right now, as she pushes him fast into the ropes, and then looks to run out of the headlock, only for Ryan to keep a hold of it as he slides down to a knee and locks it in even tighter! That was great smarts on display by one half of DOMINION, but it doesn’t look like it is going to last very long as Harper manages to slip herself out of the headlock, before she would stomp down onto Ryan’s foot for good measure!
Stew-O: I don’t think that Ryan liked that, as Harper is able to shake off the cobwebs from the early headlock that she was placed in, before she would shoot herself off and into the ropes! BUT RYAN WILSON EXPLODES UP TO HIS FEET AND HE USES HIS BODY AS A BORDER, HARPER CRASHING INTO IT FROM A SHOULDER BLOCK BY RYAN AS SHE CRASHES DOWN INTO THE MAT, HER HEAD WHIPLASHING OFF IMPACT! Harper crumbles as Ryan just looks down at her, he knows that he does have the early advantage in this match right now for his team!
Flannery McCoy: And it looks like Ryan is going to be quick to capitalize off of that, as he would then take a run off of the ropes himself, but this time it’s Harper who explodes back up to her feet, CATCHING RYAN BY THE ARM AND THROWING HIM UP AND OVER, BEFORE CRASHING BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH THAT JAPANESE ARMDRAG! And it looks like Harper is going to hold onto the arm, sliding up to her knees next to Ryan as she takes his arm, before she extends it outward, and she puts pressure down onto it.
Jake Mercer: Ryan Wilson is trapped, grounded to the mat by one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, as he is going to have to find a way to maneuver himself out of this! He is able to, as Harper tries to keep her grip on him, but Ryan is quick to transition around, grabbing her by the waist! He pops back up to his feet, and throws Harper to her feet as well, BEFORE HE TOSSES HER OVER AND BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A WAIST LOCK TAKEDOWN, AND JUST LIKE THAT RYAN GETS BACK IN CONTROL!
Stew-O: AND IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN ISN’T DONE, AS HE TRANSITIONS BACK AROUND, GETTING TO HIS FEET BEFORE HE PLANTS HIS KNEE DOWN INTO HARPER’S SKULL! Harper is trapped now, as Ryan picks himself up again, before repeating the process, only making the member of POTARA grow more and more vulnerable in the early stages of this match, as Ryan gets back up to his feet, and he looks pleased with what he has been able to accomplish in the early goings of this match, while Harper is left to pick herself off the mat, back up to her knees.
Jake Mercer: Ryan looks to walk back over towards her, but Harper catches him with a gut shot, and then another one! Harper gets back up to her knees, and tries to push Ryan away; BUT RYAN DRILLS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO HER MIDSECTION! This forces Harper aback as Ryan looks to capitalize off of this, and he would then go to shoot himself off of the ropes while Harper was just, AND RYAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY AND USES IT TO PERFECTION AS HE NAILS A PICTURE PERFECT CLOTHESLINE TURNING HARPER OUT! RYAN GOES INTO THE COVER FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: If there is one thing that Ryan knows, it’s that it is going to take a whole lot more than just that to be able to put away the tag team champions, and I think that he realize that as he pulls himself back up to his feet, and grabs Harper by the hair, picking her up as well before he would throw her around, AND RIGHT BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT; SLAMMING HER HARD WITH THAT BODYSLAM AS HARPER LETS OUT A CRY OF AGONY! And it looks like Xander Payne wants to get tagged into the match!
Flannery McCoy: And Ryan is going to acknowledge that as he picks Harper back up to her feet, AND HE IRISH WHIPS HER HARD INTO HIS CORNER! Harper gets sent right into enemy territory; this isn’t the best of places for her, as Ryan would tag Xander into the match!
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: Xander gets the tag into the match as Ryan would pull Harper out of the corner and throw her over with a snapmare, as Xander runs off of the ropes, AND HE NAILS A HUGE BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF THE SEATED MEMBER OF POTARA! Holly Arrow who is being forced to watch this in her corner does not look to be happy right now, where Xander would grab a hold of Harper and carelessly throws her towards the center of the ring, and he is just taunting the current Unified Tag Team Champions right now.
Stew-O: And Harper is desperately trying to reach her hand out right now to get the tag to Holly Arrow in this match, but it looks like Xander isn’t going to allow for it to happen, as he grabs Harper by her foot and pulls her away from her corner! But Harper is able to pop back up to her feet, AND SHE STARTS NAILING MORE AND MORE STRIKES TO XANDER, AND SHE TRIES TO RUSH TO THE CORNER FOR THE TAG, BUT XANDER STOPS HER IN HER TRACKS, SLAMMING HER DOWN WITH A SIDE SUPLEX! XANDER INTO THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE GETS THE KICK OUT ONCE MORE! She is going to continue to fight in this match and there is no doubt about that, but DOMINION has had the advantage over the champions in this non-title match since the opening bell, right now it isn’t looking too good for POTARA and I think that Xander Payne notices this, picking Harper back up to her feet, before nailing a stiff right hand right across the bridge of Harper’s nose! Harper is dazed as Xander pulls her back in, AND HE LOOKS TO MIGHT POSSIBLY BE FINISHING THIS EARLY!
Stew-O: XANDER GOES FOR ‘OVERDOSE;’ THE PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE, ONLY FOR HARPER LEE TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY OF IT, AND SHE LIFTS HERSELF HIGH INTO THE AIR, DROPPING XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HUGE NECKBREAKER!! Xander made one huge mistake and it looks like that is going to be what costs himself in this match as Harper Lee scrambles back to her feet, seeing Xander starting to get back up to his knees… AND HARPER NAILS A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK ACROSS THE TEMPLE! Xander stays on his knees, HARPER THEN NAILS A BICYCLE KICK!
Jake Mercer: It looks like Harper Lee is finding her way back into this match as she scrambles over into the corner, and she jumps up to the middle rope while Xander starts to stumble back up to his feet… AND HARPER JUMPS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CATCHES ONTO XANDER, SPINNING AROUND AND PLANTING HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT HEAD FIRST WITH A MASSIVE TORNADO DDT!!! XANDER PAYNE GETS SPIKED DOWN INTO THE MAT HARD AS HARPER LEE IS ABLE TO QUICKLY JUMP ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER, AND SHE LOOKS FOR THE VICTORY RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER PAYNE FORCES HIMSELF OUT OF THE COVER! Harper gets pushed up and into a seated position because of this and she does not look happy about it, but realizes that this was her chance, she scrambles towards the corner and she gets the tag to Holly Arrow!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: The tag is made! Holly Arrow is quick to enter into the ring as soon as the tag was made, as Xander Payne was starting to get back up to his feet… AND HOLLY ARROW STEPS IN AND TAKES XANDER RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A HUGE LARIAT!!! XANDER GETS SENT DOWN INTO THE MAT NEAR THE ROPES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HARPER LEE IS GOING TO RUSH OVER TO WHERE HE WAS IN THE RING FROM THE APRON, AND SHE SPRINGS INTO THE RING FOR AN OVER THE ROPES SWANTON! AND WHAT TEAMWORK BY THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Jake Mercer: Holly Arrow is going to take complete advantage of the opening that Harper Lee created for her, and why wouldn’t she? It’s a great strategy! She pulls Xander back up to his feet before backing him up into the corner, and she starts to nail multiple shoulder thrusts; each one even more impactful than the last as Xander Payne can’t stop it from happening, and he has to deal with the pain! Holly takes a couple of steps back as she watches Xander Payne stumble out of the corner, SHE GRABS HIM; THROWING HIM WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM!
Stew-O: With Xander down and grounded on the mat, Holly looks like she is going to have a field day with this; like she was in her element, as she dropped down to the ground, AND NAILS A STIFF FOREARM SHOT RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF XANDER’S NOSE! That did not look very pretty as Holly would then manage her way around, before pulling Xander up and over into a grounded side headlock, and Xander is trapped here! But Holly wasn’t done there, as she transitioned around again, before locking in a headscissors hold in on Xander this time around!
Flannery McCoy: But Holly looks to be just a little bit slow with the transition, as it gave Xander the perfect amount of time to make his escape out of it, as he transitions himself around as well, pulling Holly up and to her feet, BEFORE THROWING HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Holly just got dropped on her neck which she has had past injuries with, as the force behind the german would prop her back up to her feet… BUT XANDER WASN’T DONE, AS HE WOULD RUN IN TO CLOSE THE DISTANCE, CLOTHESLINING HOLLY ON OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: Holly lands onto the apron! She was able to have a safe landing, as she then grabs a hold of Xander, and she starts pulling him out onto the apron with her! Xander tries to push Holly away; HOLLY NAILS A NASTY FOREARM TO THE FACE! XANDER RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! NOW THE TWO ARE FIGHTING IT OUT ON THE APRON, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE XANDER WHO GETS THE ADVANTAGE OF THIS EXCHANGE AS HE NAILS HOLLY WITH AN UPPERCUT… BEFORE HE PLANTS HER DOWN ON THE APRON WITH A DDT!!!
Stew-O: Holly Arrow gets DRIVEN face first into the apron by that huge DDT by Xander Payne, and just like that; Xander was able to immediately take control over the match once again! He gets down, sliding off of the apron, and he pushes Holly Arrow back into the ring, before he would roll in as well, then getting back up to his feet and the crowd is loving every single bit of this match right now! Xander would rush over to his corner, as he extends his hand out, and Ryan Wilson gets the tag back into the match!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: Ryan Wilson enters into the ring as Holly Arrow is slowly climbing back up to her feet, and she goes to turn around… BUT HOLLY RUNS RIGHT INTO ‘DOUBLE-DOUBLE’ BY RYAN WILSON AND XANDER PAYNE!!! THE DOUBLE SUPERKICK CONNECTS TO HOLLY, BUT RYAN WASN’T DONE AS HE PICKS HER BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND HE LIFTS HER INTO THE AIR, BEFORE DRIVING HER DOWN WITH THE SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! ‘LA BOMBE BLEU’ HITS THE MARK AND HOLLY LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT, AS RYAN WILSON HOLDS HER DOWN AND INTO THE COVER! THIS IS IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT HARPER LEE RUNS IN AND MANAGES TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL! Xander Payne does not look happy about this at all, as he enters back into the ring, AND HE RUNS IN AT HARPER BUT SHE THROWS HERSELF TO THE SIDE, SENDING XANDER FLYING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HE CRASHED HARD DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander gets back up to his feet… BUT HARPER LEE TAKES A RUN OFF OF THE ROPES, AND SHE DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CATCHES XANDER PAYNE WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE AND SHE SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICAE!!
Stew-O: Harper Lee is on fire right now as she jumps right back up onto the apron… ONLY FOR RYAN WILSON TO PUSH HER RIGHT BACK OFF, AND SHE LANDS INTO XANDER’S ARMS AS HE WAS RISING BACK TO HIS FEET! XANDER GAINS HIS COMPOSURE, AND HE LOOKS TO SEND HARPER FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A SIDE SLAM… BUT HARPER BREAKS OUT OF IT AND CATCHES XANDER, G5 RIPPING HIS HEAD AND SENDING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE ONCE MORE; THIS TIME WITH A SLING BLADE VARIANT! Ryan Wilson just inadvertently caused more damage to his partner, as he turns-
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT INTO HOLLY’S GRASPS, AS SHE PICKS HIM INTO THE AIR AND THROWS HIM OVER WITH A HUGE CUT THROAT SUPLEX!! Ryan gets LAUNCHED across the ring from the suplex, as Harper pulls herself back onto the apron, AND HOLLY STARTS TO CRAWL TOWARDS HER CORNER FOR THE TAG… ONLY FOR RYAN TO SCRAMBLE BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND COME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HUGE JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF HOLLY’S HEAD!! HOLLY GETS STOPPED RIGHT IN HER TRACKS AGAIN! Ryan picks her back up, Holly is trying to fight him off her!
Jake Mercer: BUT RYAN WILSON NAILS A HUGE SUPERKICK SMACK ON THE FACE OF HOLLY, AND THAT SENDS HOLLY STUMBLING BACK AND SHE DOESN’T GO OFF OF HER FEET… BUT HOLLY ARROW FALLS INTO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM!!! AND HOLLY ARROW TURNS RYAN WILSON INSIDE OUT WITH ‘JAWBREAKER LARIAT!!!!’ THE REBOUND LARIAT DAMN NEAR TAKES RYAN’S HEAD OFF!! And now Holly is going to make the crawl back to her corner, and she is able to get there, and Harper is waiting there for her… and Holly gets up to her feet, before she makes the tag!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: HARPER LEE IS TAGGED INTO THE MATCH, SHE ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME! She scales right up to the top rope while she has the opening created for her by Holly Arrow… AND SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF INTO RYAN WILSON WITH THE DIVING SENTON!!! HARPER GOES INTO THE COVER! THIS IS IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER PAYNE BREAKS UP THE PINFALL, AND HE DOES IT BY DAMN NEAR SQUASHING HARPER LEE LIKE A BUG WITH THAT SWANTON BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!! Harper looks to be out of it as Xander scrambles back up to his feet, BUT HERE COMES HOLLY BACK INTO THE RING TO TAKE XANDER’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT LARIAT!! Xander gets put right back down to the mat! Holly stumbles back up to her feet in the corner… AND RYAN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE KICKING HOLLY RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE CORNER HELLUVA KICK!!! THERE GOES HOLLY!
Jake Mercer: Ryan watches as Holly falls out of the ring… BUT HARPER LEE! HERE SHE COMES FROM BEHIND, AND SHE JUMPS ON RYAN’S BACK, AND HARPER GOES FOR THE BACKSTABBER!!! ‘HOUSE OF BALLOONS’ LOOKS TO CONNECT… BUT RYAN’S ABLE TO LIMIT THE PAIN, FLOATING OVER INTO A COUNTER PINFALL!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HARPER LEE MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF IT! Ryan immediately pushes up to his feet, as Harper scrambles up as well into the corner, AND RYAN GOES FOR ANOTHER CORNER HELLUVA KICK — THIS TIME TO HARPER; BUT HARPER MANAGES TO GET OUT OF DODGE!! She crawls away on all fours while Ryan tries to back out of the corner, and he turns back around… BUT HARPER RUNS BACK IN AND JUMPS OVER RYAN, CONNECTING WITH ‘THE RUMBLING!!!!’ THE SUNSET BOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND HARPER PULLS HIM OUT OF IT, BEFORE SHE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN WILSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! WOW! What an amazing match this match has been since the opening bell, and what’s better; it may not even be close to reaching its ending climax! These two teams have been proving tonight why they are two of the best of the in world when it comes to tag team wrestling, and you have to wonder just how much that it is going to take to be able to put an end to this match once and for all, and know just how much that they have left in their tank!
Jake Mercer: The two Elitists start to get back up to their feet, with Harper making it back up to her feet first… BUT RYAN WILSON IS QUICK TO GET BACK UP AS WELL, AND HE CATCHES HARPER BY HER WAIST, AND THROWS HER OVER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! RYAN JUST EXPLODED OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THIS POWER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO TAKE THIS VICTORY FOR DOMINION’S OWN OVER THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! He wants to beat Harper, he wants to pin her in the center of that ring and he’s going to do it!
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson drags Harper Lee towards the center of the ring, and he is trying to lift her off of her feet!! RYAN WILSON IS GOING TO GO FOR THE ‘MIC DROP;’ THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER, BUT HARPER LEE IS HOLDING ON, AND SHE IS ABLE TO KNEE RYAN IN THE GUT, BEFORE DRIVING HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT HEAD FIRST! MEANWHILE LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! HOLLY ARROW AND XANDER PAYNE ARE GOING AT IT… AND HOLLY GRABS A HOLD OF XANDER, BEFORE DROPPING HIM ONTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A HUGE URANAGE SLAM! XANDER’S OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee picks Ryan Wilson back up to his feet, but Ryan is able to grab Harper by the hair, AND HE SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! HARPER JUST WHIPLASHED OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND SHE MAY BE OUT OF IT, AS RYAN WILSON PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE IS LOOKING TO GET THE VICTORY HERE! Ryan pulls her back up to her feet, AND HE IS GOING FOR THE ‘MIC DROP’ ONCE AGAIN, BUT HARPER PUSHES HIM AWAY AGAIN, SENDING HIM OFF THE ROPES… HOLLY ARROW SLIDES IN THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Ryan gets flung off of the ropes as Holly Arrow slides into the ring, AND HOLLY STEPS IN FRONT OF RYAN, THROWING HIM UP INTO THE AIR WITH THE FLAPJACK, WHICH GIVES HARPER THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO LEAP INTO THE AIR, AND THEY DROP RYAN DOWN WITH ‘SKILL ISSUE!!!!’ THE FLAPJACK / DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER CONNECTS, AND RYAN IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AS IT LOOKS LIKE HOLLY IS GOING TO GUARD THE RING, WHILE HARPER ROLLS RYAN OVER ONTO HIS BACK, AND SHE HOOKS THE LEG! SHE IS GOING FOR THE VICTORY, THIS IS IT! IT’S OVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: …Wait! Is that! THAT’S OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES, AND THEY SCRAMBLE INTO THE RING AND BREAK UP THE PINFALL!!! KIRK REDWOOD IS ATTACKING HARPER LEE AND NAILS A FEW SHOTS ON RYAN WILSON BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING, WHILE SOLOMON STANE IS ATTACKING HOLLY ARROW, AND I THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO CAUSE FOR THE MATCH TO END IN A NO CONTEST, THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR REVENGE AFTER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS OF BACKHANDED ATTACKS FROM POTARA, THE REFEREE HAS TO CALLS FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephies Love: THIS MATCH HAS RESULTED IN A NO CONTEST!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd is booing loudly at this decision, but that doesn’t matter to OBA, as Solomon Stane has a hold of Holly Arrow, AND HE DROPS HER WITH ‘CALL OF THE VOID!!!!’ THE DISCUS HAMMERSTRIKE DROPS HOLLY, BUT HARPER IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST KIRK REDWOOD, BUT IT’S NO USE AS SOLOMON COMES IN TO JOIN THE FRAY, AS SOLOMON THROWS HARPER WITH AN X-PLEX, INTO THE BACKSTABBER BY KIRK REDWOOD!!! ‘END OF THE RAINBOW!!!’ POTARA JUST HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT BY THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES MUCH TO THE DISLIKING OF THE CROWD AND EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD!
(The final image shows Holly Arrow and POTARA laid out in the middle of the ring, as Trixie Stane would enter into the ring with the Unified Tag Team Championships in her hands. She hands the titles over to Kirk and Solomon, as both men would smirk, and they would raise the championships high into the air while standing over both members of POTARA. Kirk and Solomon would then lay the titles over Holly and Harper, before they would begin to walk away, and the camera would then fade out to black, and would go over into a commercial break.)
(The camera fades back in to the backstage area, where Michael Machina is seen sitting down in his locker room on a bench, fixing his wrist tape as he was preparing for the biggest match of his career up to this point, facing a former Universal Women’s Champion in Ms. Extreme, after going on a major streak of huge wins, he looks forward to this big opportunity that he is being given; not only to continue his impressive undefeated streak of not being pinned, but to then beat someone the caliber of Ms. Extreme in the process of doing so.
After a couple of moments, Rory Slate, who is Michael’s girlfriend, would peek her head through the locker room down. She smiles as he catches her eye, before she would walk into the locker room. She has been having issues with Ms. Extreme as well as of late, and even being given a huge match against her in just a couple of weeks at Reckless Wiring. She would enter into the locker room, and she would sit down next to Michael, putting her hand on his shoulder and getting closer to him, making sure that she looked into his eyes.)
Michael Machina: Well, look who finally decided to show up.
Rory Slate: I had to deal with a bunch of nobodies, I’m sorry for being late. How can I make it up to you, then?
Michael Machina: You know what, but we won’t discuss that now. We have other matters.
(The two would both share smiles before they would continue.)
Rory Slate: I just wanted to peek in and tell you just how proud of you that I am. Of course, you probably don’t need to hear that; but it’s true. You have been taking Dynasty to storm, as well as I have, and I am glad that we have been able to both do it. You have been doing an amazing job, and we both know very well that it should be *you* in the match for the New Breed Championship against Hans Grayson — but after Reckless Wiring, you will get the position that you belong to be in.
Michael Machina: Well, thank you for that. I know that I belong in that match for the New Breed Championship at Reckless Wiring, but I am going to have to settle with what I am being given right now despite all of the restrictions that have been trying to be placed onto me. But let’s talk about you, and how you have been given the amazing opportunity of putting away a hasbeen at Reckless Wiring, in your first singles marquee event match in fact. I think there is no doubt that you’re going to squash Camille like an old bug.
Rory Slate: I’m glad you bring that up, babe. I know that I have the opportunity to destroy her at Reckless Wiring — to ruin her career as we know it — but, Reckless Wiring ain’t here yet. I still have a couple of more weeks before I can effectively get my hands on her, but as for tonight? It’s all going to be to you. You are going to be given the opportunity to show to her what exactly she is getting herself into when it comes to the new generation of Elite Answers Wrestling; that we aren’t to mess with.
(Michael gave a cocky smirk, as Rory would stand up from the bench, and she would settle behind Michael, standing up and would place both of her hands onto him, giving him a soothing massage as they continued to speak.)
Michael Machina: The issues that the two of you have had with each other in recent weeks is obviously well known and there is no doubt about that, but the thing is; Ms. Extreme doesn’t know what she is getting herself into. She doesn’t know that you could care less about what she has accomplished in the past, and that in fact; it only motivates you even more to finally put her away once and for all and leave her laid out in the dirt where she can be rightfully buried there for the rest of her miserable ass life.
Rory Slate: God. Don’t you just hate her? It’s so easy to hate someone like Camille. I mean, she calls herself The “Problem Child,” and that would be correct. She’s both a problem to this industry, and acts like a little child when things don’t go her way, and after Reckless Wiring comes to an end, I will be so glad knowing that I was the one who was able to put her away for good and leave her to nothing more than having to consider retirement after the beating that I am going to end up giving to her.
Rory Slate: But, it’s not about me this week. I have already handled my business; and I carried my dead weight of a tag team partner that I was forced to be in a tag team match with to relevancy and beat the shit out of those two nobodies, now the spotlight is all on you, and it’s all on your time to shine; ready to prove to the whole entire world what exactly Michael Machina is all about, and what better way to do that than by beating someone like Camille, and put her in her place for me?
(Michael looks off into the distance as he listens to Rory’s motivating words; almost like he was blanking off at a couple of occurrences, but was able to be quick with forming a response to what Rory had to say soon as she had finished what she had to say.)
Michael Machina: Trust me when I say this, babe; I am going to tear her apart. Limb by limb, I am going to shatter bone after bone and tear ligament after ligament, and I am going to beat her in the middle of that very ring. But, I will also make sure that I keep some of whatever is left of her there for you to be able to pick up the scraps, and prove to the whole entire world that we run this place, and that this season is ours for the taking whether they like it or not.
Michael Machina: And when this season ends? We are going to both be champions, on top of the world and looked at as the two faces of Dynasty while we are given the praise and the respect that we deserve. We are going to be the power couple that Dynasty desperately needed, and trust me, it will only be the beginning for us too. Imagine what we will do after this. We are going to prove ourselves as the very best couple that this company will ever see and we are going to do it by our own fucking actions.
Rory Slate: You would be so correct. The management can try to hold us back, and they can try and embarrass us — but we will always prevail. The doubters will be shut up no matter what they say, and we are going to prove ourselves when they thought that we didn’t have it in us. We are going to prove that this is our company to take over. That now that the two of us are here? It is time to rule the world, and it’s time to rule the world together, at any costs; and at any means necessary.
Michael Machina: I will make sure that I do my best to soften up Ms. Extreme, and give you what is left of her, and then when you destroy her at Reckless Wiring, and I finally get my title shot whenever that may be? They will have no other choice but to look up at us and beg for us to not squash them under our boots, because that is the power that we are going to hold — the power that we are going to possess by the end of the season. Now, I should get going to this match.
Rory Slate: I won’t hold you up anymore darling. Just know that I wish you luck against her and that I believe in you. Prove to the world why they should fear you and why they should fear the mere idea of you taking Camille’s head right off her shoulders.
(Michael would stand up from the bench as he would turn around to Rory. Rory leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek, before she whispers into her ear that she will be making sure to watch very closely. Michael would make sure to hype himself up before he was ready, before he would make his way out of the locker room. Rory would just smile from ear to ear at this, cracking her neck as she would roam around the locker room and gets herself comfortable, with the camera then fading out and to black from there.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Dead Opps’ by DD Osama & Notti Osama would hit the speakers to an explosion of cheers, as Michael Machina would make his way out onto the stage all alone, ready for the biggest match of his career. He looks around, looking extremely confident in himself tonight as he would take the reaction in from the fans, before he begins to make his way down the ramp, keeping his eyes on the ring and the ring only, knowing that he needs to stay focused in this match tonight if he wants to walk out of Dynasty with the extremely huge victory.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is THE ‘MONEYMAKER!!!!!!” MICHAELLLLLLLL MACHINAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I’m surprised to see that Rory Slate isn’t going to be standing by Michael’s side for tonight’s match, but that does not matter to me, the agenda still stays the same! #MachinaMafia for life, all day, all night!
Stew-O: Michael Machina is heading into Dynasty realizing that this is the biggest match of his career, facing off against the former Universal Women’s Champion and without a doubt a future Hall Of Famer of this industry herself, Ms. Extreme. You can see he’s looking to keep his streak alive.
Flannery McCoy: Michael has been on an absolute roll since his debut here in Elite Answers Wrestling and it is going to only continue to go up for him, but tonight can determine just how much he is ready for the bright lights that EAW brings, facing against Ms. Extreme.
(‘Dead Opps’ would then be replaced on the loudspeakers, as ‘They Call Me a God’ by NEFFEX would begin to play, and the crowd immediately begins to cheer, as Ms. Extreme would then make her way out onto the stage! She looks ready for war tonight, wearing her flashiest of outfits as she would begin to make her way down the ramp, keeping her eyes on Michael Machia, knowing that beating Rory Slate’s own boyfriend can be the biggest of messages that she can possibly send in tonight’s match, and that is what she’s going to make sure to do.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! From Calabasas, California, weighing in at 140 pounds, she is The ‘PROBLEM CHILD!!!!!’ MSSSSSSSSSSSS… EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I’m sure that Rory is going to be watching this match very closely, with Ms. Extreme going up against her boyfriend. Michael Machina guaranteed that he’s going to take care of the Ms. Extreme problem early, but that may not happen if she has anything to say about it.
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme has been on a roll as well since the beginning of this season, getting some big wins of her own, but right now it’s solely about being able to make a statement and send a message to Rory Slate before their encounter at Reckless Wiring soon.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this match is underway! Michael Machina promised to the world that he was going to take care of the “Ms. Extreme problem” in advanced for his girlfriend Rory Slate, and it looks like we are going to see if he can do exactly that here tonight, but you can tell that Ms. Extreme does not look happy whatsoever, and being a former world champion herself, she is definitely not going to have a hard time in this match, but it looks like we are not going to have to wait any longer, as the two immediately lock up!
Flannery McCoy: These two Elitists are going to start with a collar and elbow tie up, and it looks like Michael Machina is going to use his power and size advantage to an early advantage here, as he SHOVES Ms. Extreme off of him! Extreme falls backward into the ropes, shaking the cobwebs away before she would step back in, and goes for another lock up… only for Machina to do it again, and this time around Extreme falls to the mat, and she does not look happy about how this match is starting for her, Machina’s just taunting her!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme picks herself back up to her feet and rushes right back in at Machina, and instead of going for the lock up this time around, she is able to go around and catch him into a waist lock, trying to get it in tight, BUT MACHINA JUST PUSHES HER BACK AND KNOCKS HER SILLY WITH A BACK ELBOW! Camille stumbles backwards and grabs at her jaw as Michael Machina closes the distance, grabbing her by the hair, AND HE CHUCKS CAMILLE ACROSS THE RING! Michael Machina has been showing up and showing out early right now!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme crawls back up to her feet, but Machina is able to grab a hold of her again, and he chucks her right back into the corner, and she goes hard into the turnbuckles spine first! Camille looks to be hurting here early on, as she tries to stumble out of the corner, BUT MICHAEL MACHINA BOOTS HER RIGHT BACK INTO THE CORNER LIKE SHE WAS NOTHING! He grabs Camille by the hair and throws her over with a snapmare, before running off of the ropes, before nailing her right in the face with a sliding forearm smash!
Flannery McCoy: Camille is kept down on the mat, but Michael Machina wasn’t done there as he slides back up to his feet and grabs a hold of Ms. Extreme, lifting her up and to her feet, before throwing her up around onto his shoulders, AND MICHAEL MACHINA SLAMS MS. EXTREME BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE POWERSLAM! CAMILLE IS DOWN AND OUT RIGHT NOW, AS MICHAEL LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT, QUICKLY CLIMBING ON TOP OF HER AND HOOKING THE LEG, AND MICHAEL MACHINA MIGHT JUST BE GETTING A HUGE VICTORY OVER A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Ms. Extreme is able to get the kick out at the count of two! She has not been able to get any offense here in the early goings of this match, as Machina continues to use his size and strength to his advantage, keeping her down to the mat and grounded, but you can tell that even despite the fact that she is having a hard time early on; she is going to keep fighting until she can’t anymore. Ms. Extreme wouldn’t have been a former world champion if it wasn’t for her inner fight she has.
Stew-O: But I don’t think that Machina likes the fact that she was able to get the kick out there, as he mounts on top of her, BEFORE NAILING A MASSIVE FOREARM ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! Camille definitely felt that, AS HE THEN CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE! AND THEN A THIRD ONE! Michael Machina gets off of her before pulling her over and locking Ms. Extreme into a grounded side headlock, and Ms. Extreme is once again having the life choked out of her as she is desperately trying to escape from this hold by The Machine himself!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme is trying to get herself back up to her feet so she can slip herself out of this side headlock that was on display by Michael Machina, but Machina wasn’t letting go! He continued to wrench back and forth on the headlock, making that he made Ms. Extreme as vulnerable to his attacks as he possibly could, and you can tell that it is definitely working; as Ms. Extreme might be passing out early here, and Michael Machina might be able to get a possible victory from making “The Problem Child” pass out in this hold.
Jake Mercer: BUT MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO FIGHT HERSELF OUT OF IT, SLIPPING OUT OF THE SIDE HEADLOCK BEFORE NAILING A FRONT DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MICHAEL’S HEAD! Michael was just knocked silly right then and there as Ms. Extreme stumbles back up to her feet, and now she is berating Michael with those strikes and kicks, trying her hardest to keep him down on the mat, and this is what Ms. Extreme is going to have to do! She is going to have to make sure that she keeps Michael grounded if she wants a shot tonight!
Stew-O: Michael Machina is able to push her off of him! She rolls back up to her feet as Michael starts to get up as well, but Ms. Extreme shoots herself off of the ropes, AND SHE JUMPS INTO THE AIR CATCHING MICHAEL WITH A CALF KICK, AND THAT DROPS MICHAEL BACK TO THE GROUND, AND NOW MS. EXTREME IS STARTING TO BERATE HIM WITH THOSE LEFTS AND RIGHTS ONCE AGAIN, and that is going to force The Machina to roll out of the ring so he can avoid Ms. Extreme’s sudden attack, but it looks like she isn’t done!
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina pulls himself back up to his feet on the ringside floor, trying to shake all of the cobwebs away after the sudden attack… BUT MS. EXTREME RUNS OFF OF THE ROPES, BEFORE SHE DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND SHE SENDS MICHAEL MACHINA OVER OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE!!! Michael just got sent flying and now he is right at our feet, and Ms. Extreme is getting the crowd off of their feet, they are enjoying every second of this match now that Ms. Extreme has found herself back in control against Machina!
Jake Mercer: He has to pull himself out of our area, crawling out of it, but Ms. Extreme isn’t going to give him any breathing time as she jumps up onto our announcer’s table, AND THEN SHE JUMPS ONTO MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A HUGE DIVING CROSSBODY!!! She picks Machina back up to his feet, dragging him towards the ring and throws him in, following suit onto the apron to break the count! She climbs up to the top rope as Michael Machina starts to stumble back up to his feet, still reeling from the attack… AND MS. EXTREME JUMPS AGAIN!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME GOES FOR ANOTHER DIVING CROSSBODY, BUT MACHINA CATCHES HER IN HIS ARMS! He was able to catch a hold of her and you can see that Camille is struggling to get out of his grasp, AS MICHAEL THEN LIFTS EXTREME UP HIGH… BUT EXTREME IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT BEFORE SPINNING AROUND MACHINA, AND SPIKES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE SATELLITE DDT!!! MACHINA GETS PLANTED HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT AS HE LEANS UP AGAINST THE ROPES, AND MS. EXTREME IS ON A ROLL RIGHT NOW, SHE HAS THE CROWD ON THEIR FEET!
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina lays up against the ropes clearly looking to get a breathing room, but he isn’t going to get that as Ms. Extreme runs off of the ropes once more, and she is going to use her momentum as a huge advantage, throwing her foot up into the air, BEFORE NAILING MACHINA SMACK IN THE FACE WITH A BIG BOOT AGAINST THE ROPES, SENDING HIS NECK SNAPPING BACK AGAINST THE ROPES AND MACHINA LOOKS TO BE IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW! Ms. Extreme pops back to her feet, looking around for the crowd’s approval as she gets it!
Jake Mercer: She backs away from Machina as she watches him try to pull himself back up to his feet… AND SHE CLOSES THE DISTANCE WITH YET ANOTHER BOOT! She grabs him by the wrist and pulls him to the center of the ring while Machina is on all fours, and it looks like Ms. Extreme is going to take a run off to the ropes, before she jumps up onto Machina’s back! AND SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR, BEFORE DROPPING DOWN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO MACHINA’S BACK, ROLLING HIM OVER AND GOING FOR A COVER TO WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA EXPLODES OUT OF THE COVER WITH A POWERFUL KICK OUT AT TWO, AND HE PUSHES MS. EXTREME RIGHT OFF OF HIM! That was huge strength on display by Machina to be able to PUSH Camille off of him, but he was able to do that, and that sends Camille crashing to the mat below, clutching at her ribcage as she sits up and crawls away, backing up into the ropes. Ms. Extreme was able to get some offense in, but it may not have been enough; and that kick out could have done damage here to her!
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina starts to get back up to his feet, as well as Ms. Extreme as he looks towards her, AND CAMILLE RUNS BACK IN AT HIM BUT MICHAEL IS ABLE TO CATCH HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT NO! CAMILLE IS ABLE TO FLIP HERSELF OUT OF IT, AND CATCH MACHINA BY THE ARM BEFORE ROLLING HIM DOWN AND OVER TO THE MAT, LOCKING IN A CROSS ARMBAR! Michael Machina is trapped her as Camille isn’t holding off, and she continues to wrench that arm back further and further; possibly looking to weaken his arm for ‘Red Handed!’
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme has a tight grip on Machina’s arm, but you can also tell that his size of his arm is playing a huge factor in this cross armbar right now, restricting Camille from being able to get a good enough grip on it, and that may be what costs her as Machina is able to roll around and up to his feet, and it looks like… HE’S GOING TO LIFT CAMILLE UP AND INTO THE AIR, AND CAMILLE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! WE CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS MACHINA HAS HER HIGH UP WHILE THE HOLD IS STILL IN!
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA SLAMS MS. EXTREME DOWN AND INTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB!!!… BUT MS. EXTREME KEEPS THE HOLD IN!! Michael Machina can’t believe that even after the impact of the powerbomb, Ms. Extreme was able to keep the armbar in, but Michael is pulling her back up to her feet once again! He is doing it again! AND HE SLAMS HER BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH YET ANOTHER MASSIVE POWERBOMB, AND THIS TIME IT WAS ENOUGH TO GET HER TO LET GO OF THE ARMBAR, AS MICHAEL DROPS TO THE SIDE OF HER! This is insane!
Flannery McCoy: Michael rolls away from Ms. Extreme as he holds at his arm, and you can see the damage that had happened to it. He tried to break the hold as quick as he possibly could, but it still wasn’t enough not to do some damage to his arm, but Ms. Extreme is clearly hurting just as much from those two back to back powerbombs! She rolls out onto the apron, clutching at her lower back as Michael tries to get back up to his feet; still obviously hurting, but he is able to get up and spots Camille.
Jake Mercer: She gets back up to her feet on the apron, AS MICHAEL MACHINA RUNS IN AT HER BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS THE SWING, AND CATCHES MACHINA WITH A STIFF FOREARM! Machina is knocked back, and then Ms. Extreme follows it up with a huge apron enziguri! Machina stumbles away as Ms. Extreme would rush over to the corner, and she starts to scale up to the top rope, getting her standing at the top and stalking Michael Machina down; and she looks to put an end to Michael Machina right here! Michael turns towards her… AND SHE JUMPS!
Stew-O: ‘GLASS CEILING!!!!’ MS. EXTREME GOES FOR THE TOP ROPE STUNNER, BUT MICHAEL MACHINA CATCHES HER!!! HE IS ABLE TO LIMIT THE IMPACT OF THE MOVE BY CATCHING CAMILLE IN HIS GRASP! He lifts her up into the air, Extreme can’t escape out of it, AND MACHINA THROWS HER OVER INTO A POWERSLAM POSITION… ONLY FOR EXTREME TO COUNTER OF IT, AND INSTEAD OF ‘GLASS CEILING;’ SHE NAILS A STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE COUNTER! Machina is dazed from that stun dog as Camille gets back to her feet, and pushes him up again the ropes, BEFORE SHE RUNS IN AT HIM-
Flannery McCoy: MACHINA CATCHES EXTREME, AND THROWS HER OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP OVER THE ROPES, but Extreme falls onto the apron! She holds onto the ropes as she pulls herself back up to her feet, and she goes to swing at Machina, but he is able to duck it before catching Camille with a strike right to the throat! That catches Ms. Extreme off guard as Michael then grabs her by the throat, LIFTING HER UP HIGH INTO THE AIR, BEFORE HE SLAMS HER BACK DOWN WITH A CHOKESLAM ONTO THE APRON AND MS. EXTREME FALLS SPINE FIRST!!!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME IS HURT! She falls off of the apron but I don’t think that Michael Machina is going to give her any time to recover, as he exits the ring despite the ref’s wishes as Ms. Extreme is slowly getting back up to her feet… AND MICHAEL RUNS BACK AT HER, AND HE DROPS HER WITH A MASSIVE SHOULDER TACKLE AND EXTREME GOES FLYING!!! Michael has found himself back in control of this match as he grabs a hold of Camille and throws her back into the ring before following suit; he might look to end this!
Stew-O: Michael Machina gets back up to his feet inside of the ring as Ms. Extreme is trying to get away from him, but he is able to grab her by the hair, picking her up to her feet… BUT MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! LEFTS AND RIGHTS STUMBLING MACHINA AS MS. EXTREME IS PUTTING ALL OF HER FORCE BEHIND IT, BUT IT ISN’T ENOUGH! Machina drives her knee right into Ms. Extreme’s gut! Extreme looks vulnerable here as Machina lifts her into the air, AND HE HITS ‘SKULLPIERCER!!!’ THE BRAINBUSTER AND INTO THE COVER FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME PUSHES HER SHOULDER OFF OF THE MAT JUST BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE! SHE STAYS ALIVE AND MICHAEL MACHINA DOES NOT LOOK TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT! You can tell that his arm is still hurting from the cross armbar that was locked in a couple of moments ago, and it is putting Machina at a disadvantage. He gets back up to his feet and grabs Extreme by the hair, as she tries to pull her back up to her feet, but Extreme is starting to fight back again and she’s kicking at Michael’s damaged arm!
Jake Mercer: But Machina raises her back up to her feet! AND HE GOES FOR ‘MONEY SHOT!!!’ THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL BY MACHINA… BUT IT’S INTERFERED WITH AS EXTREME JUMPS UP INTO AIR AND HITS A FRONT DROPKICK TO THAT DAMAGED ARM! That forces Machina back as Extreme scrambles back up to her feet and she grabs him by the head, before planting him down and into the mat with a DDT, and just like that we are back at square one as both Elitists are down and out of it on the mat below, neither of them getting up.
Stew-O: The referee is checking on both contestants of this match right now and you can tell that even the referee is worried; these two have been in a grueling war since the opening bell and it is only going to get even worse the further that we go into this match, but Ms. Extreme and Michael Machina are pulling themselves back up to their feet despite all of that! They are both hurting, but they are making sure that they are going to be doing anything in their power to get the win over the other in tonight’s match!
Flannery McCoy: They both get back up to their feet and they meet in the center of the ring… AND THEY ARE GOING TO START TRADING STRIKES! A massive forearm smash by Ms. Extreme! But Michael Machina responds with a huge european uppercut! This takes Ms. Extreme back, but she steps back in, AND A HUGE SLAP ACROSS MACHINA’S FACE, AND MICHAEL RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT CLOSED FIST CLEARLY UNHAPPY FROM IT! Extreme clutches at her jaw… AND MACHINA SWINGS AT HER AGAIN, BUT EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT GRABBING MACHINA… AND SHE RUNS HIM INTO THE RING POST ARM FIRST!!!
Jake Mercer: Michael just made sickening impact with the ring post, and I don’t even think that Ms. Extreme is done there, as she is quick to climb to the top rope in the same corner that Machina is in, as Machina starts to stumble out of it… AND MS. EXTREME JUMPS ONTO MACHINA’S SHOULDERS IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION, BEFORE FALLING BACKWARDS AND CAMILLE TAKES MACHINA DOWN AND OUT WITH A FAST PACED AND DEVASTATING POISONRANA!!! MACHINA GETS TAKEN DOWN… ONLY TO POP BACK UP AND MS. EXTREME DOESN’T REALIZE IT AS SHE THEN GOES TO TURN BACK AROUND!!
Stew-O: She notices that Michael Machina was back up to his feet already, and she can’t believe it! SHE RUNS IN AT HIM… BUT MICHAEL PICKS HER OFF OF HER FEET, AND HE SLAMS HER DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE SPINEBUSTER!! EXTREME GETS SLAMMED INTO THE MAT FULL FORCE AND FULL SPEED, MACHINA POPS UP AND HE IS ON A ROLL! You can tell that he is hyped up, as he picks Ms. Extreme back up to her feet, and it looks like he might be looking to put an end to this match once and for all!
Flannery McCoy: MACHINA LIFTS MS. EXTREME OFF OF HER FEET, AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE IS GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH WITH THE SIT OUT POWERBOMB; THE ‘.50 CAL…’ BUT MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING IT! Extreme is fighting with whatever that she has left in her energy… AND SHE’S BITING! SHE’S BITING AND THAT FORCES MACHINA TO DROP HER! Machina almost just Extreme away for good, and Camille had to resort to biting for him to let go of her, and she stumbled away into the ropes, you can tell that her life flashed before her eyes!
Jake Mercer: And I don’t think that Machina is going to waste anytime, shaking the cobwebs away, as he runs back in at Ms. Extreme, but Extreme is able to throw herself out of the way! Machina bumps into the ropes as he tends to rebound off of them… BUT NOT WITH A LOT OF FORCE AS MS. EXTREME JUMPS INTO THE ROPES, AND SHE DROPS MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A MASSIVE ROPE-HUNG FLATLINER, AND MACHINA CRUMBLES DOWN INTO THE MAT BELOW!! Michael Machina goes down and Ms. Extreme pops up to her feet, and she may have this match won!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme waits for Michael Machina to get back up to his feet… BEFORE SHE JUMPS UP AND ONTO HIS BACK, AND SHE LOOKS TO GO FOR THE ‘CODE RED!!!’ THE SUNSET FLIP BOMB, BUT IT IS HALTED BY MICHAEL, AS HE IS ABLE TO THROW EXTREME RIGHT OFF OF HIM, ONLY FOR EXTREME TO LAND ON HER FEET AND CATCH MICHAEL WITH A FOOT TO THE FACE! This dazes Michael as Extreme would pull him back to the center of the ring, AND ATTEMPT TWO IS WHAT DOES THE TRICK!! ‘CODE RED’ CONNECTS, BUT IT ISN’T DONE YET!
Flannery McCoy: She is stalking Michael Machina down, and it looks like she wants to make sure that she can put an end to this match once and for all, as Michael starts to crawl back up to his feet, and she is watching him get up… BEFORE NAILING A KICK TO THE GUT, FORCING MICHAEL TO DOUBLE OVER, AND SHE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD… TWISTING HIM AROUND, DRIVING MICHAEL MACHINA OVER AND DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER!!! ‘TWIST OF FATE’ CONNECTS WITH FORCE BEHIND IT AS EXTREME ROLLS HI OVER ONTO HIS BACK, AND COVERS!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MICHAEL MACHINA POWERS OUT OF IT AGAIN! HE POWERS OUT OF IT AGAIN! MS. EXTREME THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD THE MATCH WON AND SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE CAN’T BELIEVE MICHAEL KICKED OUT! She stumbles back up to her feet in a panic, not knowing what to do, as she pulls Michael to his feet… BUT MICHAEL THROWS HER OVER HIM WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!! Camille crashes into the mat below, as she tries to get back up to her feet stumbling around… MICHAEL RUNS IN FOR ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!’ THE SPEAR CONNECTS TO MS. EXTREME!!!
Stew-O: ‘RED HANDED!!!!’ MS. EXTREME CATCHES MICHAEL FLYING AT HER, AND FALLS INTO THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR, AND SHE IS TARGETING THE ARM! THE WEAKENED ARM THAT HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE MATCH, AND MICHAEL HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! HE IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR HIM! HE IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES, BUT MS. EXTREME KEEPS HIM IN PLACE AND SHE SITS BACK ON IT ANYMORE, PULLING ON THE ARM LIKE RENT IS DUE! MICHAEL MACHINA MIGHT HAVE TO TAP OUT HERE! HE IS GOING TO TAP TO CAMILLE!!!
(Michael continued to try to make it to the ropes, but it was no use, as Ms. Extreme would continue to pull him back to the center of the ring, and she did not let go, only tightening her grip even more on that possibly injured arm. The crowd was on their feet as she had the seated fujiwara armbar in, but then boos would suddenly start to be heard throughout the arena, as someone would be seen running down the ramp. Ms. Extreme immediately catches her eye on them as she would then let go of Michael Machina unwillingly.)
Flannery McCoy: RORY SLATE! RORY SLATE IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AND SHE JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON, AND MS. EXTREME LOOKS FURIOUS! She has to unwillingly let go of the armbar as Rory jumps up onto the apron, AND MS. EXTREME QUICKLY KNOCKS RORY DOWN AND OFF OF THE APRON AS SHE WAS YELLING AT THE REF! AS SOON AS SHE WAS UP THERE, SHE WAS DOWN, AS SHE GOES TO TURN HER ATTENTION BACK OVER TOWARDS THE MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE MACHINE; BUT MICHAEL MACHINA CATCHES MS. EXTREME OVER INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN TO STEAL IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! Ms. Extreme kicks out! She quickly gets back up to her feet as she runs off of the ropes, but Michael Machina forces himself back up to his feet right away, GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS IT AND RUNS OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROPES, MICHAEL EXPLODES AND SHOOTS HIMSELF OFF INTO THE ROPES HIMSELF, AND THEY BOTH MEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING… AND THERE IT IS!!! ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!!’ MICHAEL SPLITS MS. EXTREME RIGHT IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR, AND HE HOOKS THE LEG! IT’S OVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER! MICHAELLLLLLLL MACHINAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(‘Dead Opps’ hits the speakers once again to an explosion of boos, as Michael Machina would stumble up into a seated position, the crowd exploded in boos, as Rory Slate would run into the ring and dash into Michael’s arms, hugging him tight as she had the biggest of smiles on her face. Ms. Extreme was out of it in the middle of the ring, as Rory Slate would help Michael Machina back up to his feet, giving him a huge hug and kiss on the cheek, the referee would raise his arm high into the air in ultimate victory.)
Stew-O: Michael Machina gets a huge victory here tonight, but it isn’t without controversy as Rory Slate causes for it to happen, as far as I see, Camille was screwed out of the victory here tonight, it looks like there’s going to be nothing that can be done about it.
Flannery McCoy: Michael had a star making performance in tonight’s match, and Ms. Extreme definitely had her moments as well, but in the end, it wasn’t enough to get the victory, and with the help of Rory Slate, Michael Machina walks out with the win. Nonetheless, Congratulations to Michael Machina!
(Rory Slate would help escort Michael Machina out of the ring, them both leaving as they would begin to walk up the ramp, continuing to celebrate his victory. Ms. Extreme would pull herself back up after a couple of moments into a seated position, looking towards the ramp, as she just gives the nastiest of looks to both Michael and Rory, knowing that she was screwed out of this win tonight. She gets back up to her feet and shakes her head, as the final image shows Michael and Rory in victory, and the camera would then fade to black.)
(The camera cuts backstage to Kassidy Heart walking the hallway, wearing the EAW Universal Women’s Championship over her shoulder, and as always, looking like a million bucks presentation wise. But she stops in her tracks once noticing something off to the side, which turns out to be Sienna Jade sitting down on a production crate. Both women exchange smiles with one another, and Sienna hops up the production crate, approaching Kassidy for a hug. Once that finishes up, the two begin exchanging words.)
Sienna Jade: First of all, you look stunning!
Kassidy Heart: Thank you, as do you.
Sienna Jade: Oh, stop.
Kassidy Heart: I’m serious.
Sienna Jade: Well, I’d look better with that Universal Women’s Championship back on MY shoulder.
(The two exchange a look, but the tension is quickly broken up when they both begin to laugh.)
Sienna Jade: Kidding. You know I’ve got my hands full with that little pest, Sierra Everett, at the moment.
Kassidy Heart: Yeah, and I expect you to squash her like a bug.
Sienna Jade: Oh, I will. Believe me. But speaking of pests, I realize you’ve got one of your own.
Kassidy Heart: Yep, Miku Sakai. I’ll tell you what, she’s been really pushing my buttons.
Sienna Jade: I saw she laid you out last week…
(Kassidy’s jaw clenches, angered at having to relive the situation in her head.)
Kassidy Heart: Well, if she thinks that little sneak attack means anything, then she’s in for a rude awakening, because at Reckless Wiring, I’m walking in, and I’m walking out STILL Universal Women’s Champion, no matter the stipulation.
Sienna Jade: Dog collar, unsanctioned, and inferno… that’s a nice variety to pick from.
Kassidy Heart: So many options, though lighting her ass ablaze does sound nice.
Sienna Jade: If you want to talk options, you should see the ones for mine with Sierra. Strap match, I quit, and barefoot thumbtacks.
Kassidy Heart: We both know it wouldn’t take much to make her quit. She may talk tough, but she isn’t, at least not to the level we are.
Sienna Jade: I-
(Sienna’s speech is interrupted once she notices something off screen, and taps Kassidy’s shoulder before pointing, directing her attention to it as well. That’s when POTARA walks into frame, carrying the Unified Tag Titles over their shoulder, and receiving a positive reaction from fans. POTARA can be seen smiling, but there’s some obvious tension there between the four women as both Kassidy and Sienna stiffen up, becoming more serious in mood.)
Holly Arrow: Sorry to interrupt-
Harper Lee: I’m not.
(Both Sienna and Kassidy roll their eyes.)
Sienna Jade: I’m disappointed, Harper. I thought you’d know better than to come anywhere near me after I took your Title at Justified Reckoning last year.
Holly Arrow: It’s funny you mention titles, because that’s what we have around our waists right now, and from the looks of it, Sienna…
(Holly looks Sienna up and down briefly.)
Holly Arrow: You don’t.
Harper Lee: Besides, Holly and me were just talking, and we believe that were on our way to becoming the greatest female tag team in EAW history.
(Kassidy and Sienna exchange a look of “can you believe that?” and scoff at the claim.)
Kassidy Heart: Greatest female tag team in EAW history? Sienna, can you believe that?
Sienna Jade: Nope. Can you?
Kassidy Heart: Nope. Not when I know that the Jaded Hearts exist, who have won more titles than you two combined.
Sienna Jade: Plus, need I remind you that the only reason you’re holding those Unified Tag Team Titles is because we’re letting you. Had we not opted out to face you for them at Pain for Pride 16, it’d be an entirely different story.
Harper Lee: You think so?
Sienna Jade: I know so, and guess what? We still have that Tag Team Title match in our back pockets, and who knows? Maybe our time to cash it in is approaching real soon.
(Harper begins to take a sarcastic tone.)
Harper Lee: You hear that, Holly? We might as well kiss these titles goodbye with Jaded Hearts gunning for em. I’m sooo scared.
(Holly laughs at the idea, but maintains a serious tone afterward.)
Holly Arrow: Look. Don’t try to make us out as paper champions, because it’s not our fault that you were too scared to fight us, and didn’t value these titles to a level where you could put enough focus on them.
Harper Lee: Thankfully, they’re being held by a team who does value them, and holds them with pride.
Holly Arrow: Couldn’t have said that better myself, but here’s the thing: if you two are so confident you could beat us, then put your money where your mouth is. Find some time in your oh so busy schedule, and dig down deep in your heart to finally challenge us for these titles. In the meantime, we’re not going anywhere.
Harper Lee: Yeah, even after we face Off-Brand Amphetamines, the story remains the same. #POTARASweep!
Sienna Jade: As I mentioned earlier, I already took one title, I don’t mind doing it again.
Harper Lee: That was then, this is now.
Kassidy Heart: Yeah, and what’s changed besides the fact you got the crowd on your side? Don’t think I forgot our match together. Ya know, the one where you tapped within a minute like a pussy.
Harper Lee: …it was called tactical retreat.
Sienna Jade: Tactical retreat my as-
Holly Arrow: You don’t see us retreating anywhere right now, do you?
(The two teams begin exchanging words back and forth, every member speaking at once, looking as if they may come to blows. But affairs are interrupted once they all begin coughing from smoke residue that comes in their direction, which turns out to be from Ronan Malosi, who is smoking on a cigar, and struts over with his signature shit eating grin, getting an encore of boos from the crowd, and a general look of annoyance from all four women.)
Ronan Malosi: Sorry, ladies… and Kassidy, I was just busy smoking on this leftover Jake Smith pack from last week.
(All four women manage to fan the smoke away, and Holly speaks up, confused.)
Holly Arrow: Wait. How did you manage to get that when… you’re literally banished from being around them?
Ronan Malosi: :russwtf: None of your business, that’s how! It’s irrelevant, just like all this commotion you’re making over the Tag Titles. After all, they’ll belong to me and The Kaiser sooner rather than later. Speaking of, check it out.
(Ronan shows off the Andre Walker shirt he’s wearing underneath his blazer to them, and then the camera.)
Ronan Malosi: It’s his shirt, now available on EAWShop.Com!
(Ronan winks to the camera, getting a look of :wtf: from all four women, who he turns attention back to.)
Harper Lee: Jesus Christ.
Sienna Jade: Is this guy forreal?
Kassidy Heart: Unfortunately.
(Holly proceeds to smack the cigar out of Ronan’s hand.)
Ronan Malosi: Hey!
(Ronan looks down, upset that the cigar has been knocked to the floor.)
Holly Arrow: Look, I don’t know why you’re still dickeating this hard, as… he literally banished you from being around him.
Ronan Malosi: We all make mistakes, even The Kaiser.
Harper Lee: Your mother made a mistake by giving birth to you.
Sienna Jade: DEDEDE made a mondo one by hiring this guy.
Kassidy Heart: Ronan, you should know a couple things about mistakes. You made a mistake by picking a fight with me for Dia Del Diablo, because what happened there?
Ronan Malosi: …I don’t wanna talk about it.
Kassidy Heart: I do. That’s the show where I threw your ass into a Lake of Fire.
Ronan Malosi: You know what, Kassidy?
Kassidy Heart: What?
(Kassidy takes a step toward Ronan, who quickly backs away, sneaking behind Harper Lee, and Sienna puts her hand on Kassidy’s shoulder, stopping her.)
Sienna Jade: Calm down. He’s not worth breaking a nail over.
(Ronan comes out of hiding, and goes back to talking.)
Ronan Malosi: Yeah, listen to your friend! Besides, I wasn’t talking to you. I was clearly… talking to Holly!
Holly Arrow: :comeagain:
Ronan Malosi: Yeah, I heard you. What was it you said? Dickeating? You wanna talk about dickeating? Hell, I’m surprised you even care I was rolling up your crippled boyfriend’s pack. You’re the one spending more time dickeating Milli Banks on social media all day, trying to force some cringey entanglement while your boyfriend is laid up in a hospital bed fighting for his life, all thanks to my Kaiser, Andre Walker. Holly, have you even visited Jake or acknowledged him once? Then again, I think it’s smart of you not to acknowledge any of that since… you’d just suffer the same fate, and deep down, I think you know it.
Harper Lee: Ronan, did you say the word hospital? Eden might want to stick close to one, being pregnant with your baby and all.
Holly Arrow: She should probably stick closer to a clinic. I mean, how do you get pregnant by Ronan Malosi of all people? :mjlol:
(Clearly, Ronan is irritated by these comments coming from Arrow and Lee.)
Ronan Malosi: With my kavorka? Easily. Matter of fact, I can see you undressing me with your eyes, Lee.
Harper Lee: :skip:
Ronan Malosi: Now, while I’d love to stick around and chat, I’ve got a match tonight. Just know… I won’t forget this. Any of this. I promise you’ll all regret running your mouths to me in due time.
(Ronan shakes his head, and storms off, leaving the four women a mixture of confused at what he means, but unbothered at the same time, given he’s Ronan Malosi as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Raid commercial starring Andre Walker)
(Commercial airs for Tiktok live featuring SheriDoll constantly making weird noises and saying “Mmm 😋 ice cream 🍦gang gang” cosplaying as an NPC for money)
( Following a small commercial break, we’re back inside the Videotron Centre and it’s time to spin that wheel! In mere moments, Bronson Daniels and Limmy Monaghan will find out the three stipulation options for their match at Reckless Wiring! It’s very exciting — joining Elite Answers Wrestling for tonight is a social media influencer, famed for his pranks on TikTok and other various platforms, Ricardo Sands! It’s clear from the cheers in the crowd, that some of the younger members of the audience know who this is! Ricardo is dressed up in an expensive tuxedo suit. He has a classic microphone in his hands, sunglasses on his face and globs of hair gel pulling back his jet black hair! Ricardo begins to speak into the microphone. )
Ricardo Sands: Hello hello! Boys, girls, it’s a pleasure to be here! I’ve been a fan of Elite Answers Wrestling for a long, long time. What a privilege, what a night! Now, now. I don’t want to make tonight all about me. At Reckless Wiring, the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line. Limmy Monaghan defending against Bronson Daniels! It’s a big, big match. But you know the score with Reckless Wiring — it’s not going to just be any match! Which is why it’s a great honour to announce that tonight? Bronson and Limmy are going to be spinning the wheel and determining their fates at Reckless Wiring! Let’s bring the wheel out! Come, come!
( As Ricardo gestures, two scantily-clad women in pink, bedazzled dresses push out a multi-coloured wheel onto the entrance stage. It looks like something ripped straight from an eighties game show! Labeled on each panel of the wheel are different match stipulations, ranging from the usual suspects to extreme, out-there stipulations. The two women walk up to Ricardo Sands, each planting a kiss on his cheek! They walk off, with Ricardo now walking a few steps closer to the wheel. He places one hand on it, slowly turning it as it flicks through one option after another. Eventually Ricardo stops, pleased to know the machine works. )
Ricardo Sands: So here’s what’s going to happen tonight, ladies and gentlemen! We’re going to get the two fighters on out here, ask them a couple of questions about the match and how they’re feeling ahead of Reckless Wiring and then we’ll get them to spin the wheel! It’s all exciting stuff folks, and in just a couple of short minutes we’ll know the three potential stipulations that Bronson and Limmy will be contesting their fight in at Reckless Wiring! So without wasting anymore time let’s have Limmy and Bronson come on out!
( Ricardo gestures to the far side of the stage and in due time, both Bronson Daniels and Limmy Monaghan appear to large cheers! They come out one another the other, with neither man dressed for competition tonight. Limmy has the World Heavyweight Championship situated on his shoulder, which Bronson eyes down-and-up. Ricardo gestures for each man to stand at one side of the wheel, which is glistening with bulbs shining in a multitude of colours. It does have the aesthetic and the feel of an archaic game show. But the crowd is eating this up! Ricardo waits for the fanfare to die down. He walks over to Limmy Monaghan, speaking into the microphone while standing next to the reigning World Heavyweight Champion. )
Ricardo Sands: Limmy, you’re coming off of a big win over Ryan Wilson last week. But what was interesting about that match, was that Bronson Daniels was at ringside. He got a good look at you and what you could do in that ring against Ryan, so I have to ask. Do you feel maybe he knows more about you than you do about him, and do you believe that could come into effect at Reckless Wiring, where the lines between victory and defeat will be so thin?
Limmy Monaghan: I don’t see how it could have an impact, Ricardo. Bronson isn’t a walk in the park and he’ll have studied tape. Maybe he picked up a thing or two sitting at ringside last week but I’m of the belief it won’t impact the outcome of our match at Reckless Wiring, no. That isn’t to disrespect Bronson or what he brings to the table, but, there’s a reason that I’ve held this championship for seven months now. Beating someone of Ryan’s caliber, it’s tough to do but I’ve been doing that week-in and week-out, keeping Dynasty on the map.
Ricardo Sands: Going back another week, the two of you teamed up in a losing effort to Myles and Xander Payne. Now I’m not going to get into their business or that can of worms. But, in regards to yourself and Bronson, do you feel that the two of you lost due to miscommunications, or was there intent on either side to jeopardize the match-up from the beginning?
Limmy Monaghan: Uhhh… No? What? I don’t think I understand the question, but no, there was no intent for me to jeopardize mine and Bronson’s chances against Myles and Xander. Sometimes things happen, this is professional wrestling and emotions boil over. Yes, we experienced some miscommunications. But that wasn’t down to either of us angling to lose the match on purpose. We’re not a tag team, we don’t have experience like Myles and Xander have had teaming together before. I take those kinds of accusations seriously, I’m proud to hold this championship and saying things like that, frankly, it’s incredibly insulting.
Ricardo Sands: Moving over to you, Bronson, I want to ask you about the things you said before Limmy’s match last week. You spoke about all of your failures prior to beating Andre Walker at Pain for Pride. But, in that aforementioned tag team match, it was you who took the pinfall. So I have to ask, are we all really supposed to believe things have changed for you, based on one Pain for Pride match — no matter the significance of it?
Bronson Daniels: Right, who are you again? I don’t mean to get heated but, the way you’re phrasing your questions is going to get you popped in the mouth. People can believe what they want, I get the stigma, I get the hesitation. Bronson’s a loser — I understand it. It’s hard to validate and prove that things are different. And sure, I did end up being the one who took the loss in the tag team match two weeks ago. But the mental anguish I’ve gone through in all of these near-misses, they’ve made me into the man that I am. Maybe I won’t beat Limmy, I’m not going to pretend it’s a done deal. I believe I can, that this is my moment, I know I have the abilities to beat the best. It all depends on the night. But I have the potential to do it.
Ricardo Sands: Is potential good enough? That’s what I’m asking. I mean in relation to Limmy for example, in his championship defences he has known. He’s had that confidence. I mean I’m no expert, but you don’t exactly sound assured in your chances, Bronson! And this is all before we roll the wheel and find out the stipulations for your match. I just have to ask, I have to get this answer out not for myself but for the people tuning in. How do we all know that this won’t just be another Road to Redemption? Another Grand Rampage?
Bronson Daniels: There’s nothing that I can say to get you on my side, or quash this clear agenda you’re putting out into the world. But I believe that beating Andre, it lifted a lot of expectations and weight off of my shoulders. It was a huge, huge moment for me. And I still feel confident, the most confident I have ever been in myself and what I can do, than I ever have before. Limmy is a great champion, he has put down every challenger who has stood before him. But regardless of the stipulation, I have faith. I have trust that I can get it done. Should that mean shocking the world — well I’m no stranger to that.
Ricardo Sands: Bronson, would you like to start us off by spinning the wheel?
( Shaking head from side-to-side, Bronson cannot believe the disrespect he has been handed by an influencer. He spins the wheel, pushing it down and it begins to spin. The crowd wait in anticipation as the wheel goes, and goes, and goes… )
Ricardo Sands: The first stipulation… A Two out of Three Falls match! Limmy, you’re up next.
( Limmy Monaghan steps forward, side-eyeing Ricardo. He now puts hands on the wheel and he begins to spin… The wheel goes, and goes… )
Ricardo Sands: The second potential stipulation… A Fight Pit match! How exciting. Now for this last one, I want you both to spin at the same time. Let me move on out of the way here.
( Bronson re-joins next to the wheel. He and Limmy then both push the wheel down at the same time as it begins to spin. Given the force of two men pushing the wheel opposed to one, this spin lasts for a little longer, leaving the crowd to slowly build-up the grand reveal. )
Ricardo Sands: The third and final stipulation… Is a Dome of Death match!
Ricardo Sands: We now know that at Reckless Wiring, the three potential stipulations that Bronson Daniels and Limmy Monaghan could be fighting in are a Two out of Three falls match, a Fight Pit match and of course, a Dome of Death match! Limmy, Bronson, come come, can we perhaps get your reactions to these stipulations? Do you believe that you’ll be able to perform under such a harsh spotlight? Or will it be another tale of the champion beating the challenger?
( Bronson, pretty frustrated at this point, squares-up to Ricardo, forcing him to take a step back… Another… Before he bumps into Limmy Monaghan! Ricardo turns and apologizes to Limmy… He turns again, before Bronson Daniels drops the social media star with a right hand! )
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels punches Ricardo Sands across the face! Usually, I’d be entirely against the notion of a trained professional wrestler attacking a celebrity, somebody who clearly doesn’t know how to fight — however, in this instance, I find it a little difficult to defend Ricardo given the disrespectful things he has done tonight, both to Limmy and to Bronson! Ricardo drops to the floor, getting back up and he’s staggering, he turns to hide behind Limmy Monaghan for attention… But Limmy isn’t having any of that!
Jake Mercer: Now Limmy strikes Ricardo in the face, and the Canadian crowd are eating this up! Ricardo slumps against the wheel, which begins to spin more and more… Hitting him in the chin each time as it goes! Ricardo attempts to throw a punch back, but Bronson weaves to the right of it, now he punches back — but Ricardo evades the strike, instead Bronson stumbles forward and strikes Limmy accidentally across the chin!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson holds his hands up to apologise — but that isn’t going to do much as Limmy sprints forward, tackling Bronson to the ground! Things have descended into a brawl here, but here comes security from backstage! Did they see Ricardo getting beaten down and decide to intervene, or are they only showing up now Bronson and Limmy are putting their hands onto each other?
( Security are able to pry Limmy off of Bronson before too much damage is done. Things have exploded here between the champion and his challenger for Reckless Wiring! Bronson and Limmy are shouting at each other, before Limmy gestures he’s cool and isn’t going to charge forward — but Bronson does! He fights through security, leaping and jumping atop of Limmy forcing security to get involved once again! The scene fades out with Bronson being dragged off, Limmy shaking his head from side-to-side, and a down-and-out Ricardo Sands groaning as he’s been laid out in the midst of the chaos! What a wild ride we have been sent on! )
(We return from commercial break and the camera cuts back to ringside focusing on Stew-O.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Dynasty and before we go to our next match, allow me to welcome our Special Guest Commentator for this match. He is the Number One Contender for the New Breed Championship. He is Drake Armstrong.
(The camera shot widens to show Drake Armstrong with a headset on at the end of the table.)
Flannery McCoy: Thank you for joining us and we can’t wait to hear your analysis on this next.
Drake Armstrong: Glad to be here to add some extra awesomeness to the commentary and to also get some scouting done on my opponent at Reckless Wiring.
Jake Mercer: Of course you are! But right now, let’s send it to Stephie Love and the introductions for this next match.
(The camera now cuts to Stephie Love standing in the ring with a microphone in hand ready to start the introductions for the final match of the evening.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer starts playing as Andre Walker enters the arena to loud boos from the crowd while being followed closely behind by Albert Hitchman. Andre calmly makes his way onto the stage and gazes out at the crowd before heading to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! He is accompanied to the ring by Albert Hitchman! From The Isle of Samoa! Weighing in at 245 pounds! Here is “THE KAISER” ANDRE WALKER!
Stew-O: Here comes the one and only Kaiser of EAW. Andre Walker is making his way to the ring for singles action as he heads towards Reckless Wiring and Chris Elite.
Drake Armstrong: Geez. I saw what he did to Jake Smith a few weeks ago. Remind me to either pay him to be on my side or never get on his bad side.
Flannery McCoy: He might not be in the best of moods after getting a bloody nose in a fight with Chris Elite last week. That’ll be nothing compared to Reckless Wiring. Did you see those stipulations? It’s going to be an early contender for Fight of the Season!
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER IS IN THE HOUSE!! And at Reckless Wiring he is going to take Chris Elite’s Gawd Contract. But tonight he has to make it through a tough up and comer.
(Andre enters the ring and Albert takes his place at ringside. Andre still has that calm demeanor on his face as he takes his corner and his entrance music fades off. Seconds later, “The Leaving Song Pt. II” by AFI starts to play as Hans Grayson enters the arena to loud cheers from the crowd. Hans holds his New Breed Championship belt high above his head as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent! He is from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada! Weighing in at 219 pounds! Here is the reigning EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION! He is “FIRE HEART” HANS GRAYSON!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes the reigning New Breed Champion as he heads to the ring for one of the toughest challenges of his career to take on Andre Walker.
Jake Mercer: Grayson is good. I can admit that, but he is NOOOOOOO Kaiser. He has a tall task ahead of him if he wants to add his name to an exclusive list of being able to defeat Andre Walker.
Drake Armstrong: Andre can do whatever he wants to Hans in this match as long as he leaves the rest for me so I can take his title. He is so undeserving of holding that belt.
Stew-O: That is one opinion of Hans, but this is going to be an interesting match. The reigning New Breed Champion against the man who holds the longest reign in the New Breed Title’s History. Will the Kaiser take Hans Grayson to school or will the rookie take Andre to school? We are about to find out.
(Hans enters the ring and holds his title in the air one more time before handing it to the referee and taking his corner as his entrance music fades off. The referee checks both competitors before they call for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! Main event is now underway. Andre versus Hans. As if we didn’t already know, Drake, who do you have your money on in this match?
Drake Armstrong: Honestly, I am just hoping that Hans gets the holy high hell beat out of him tonight. If anybody can beat the crap out of an opponent, Andre Walker is one of the best in the company and let’s be honest, Hans can’t beat him like he can’t beat me.
Jake Mercer: I appreciate anybody who takes this business as seriously as you do and can recognize the greatness that is Andre Walker. Now we have both men locking up in the center of the ring and NATURALLY, it is Andre Walker who takes early advantage in this match up.
Flannery McCoy: Andre with a side headlock before he quickly transitions into a hammerlock BEFORE HE JUST SHOVES HANS AWAY! Hans didn’t appreciate that at all and all Andre does is shrug.
Jake Mercer: Of course Andre is like that because what else is there to say. Hans gets right back in the Kaiser’s face and he fires off a forearm THAT GETS EASILY AVOIDED BY ANDRE AND HE HAS THE HAMMERLOCK APPLIED AGAIN!
Drake Armstrong: This is great! I really enjoy watching Hans just get overpowered and overwhelmed. It’s the same feeling that he will experience when we lock up at Reckless Wiring.
Flannery McCoy: That remains to be seen, but what we can see right now is Andre with that hammerlock once again. Hans is trying to throw elbows and forearms to get free, BUT ANDRE EASILY AVOIDS THE SHOTS–
Stew-O: AND ANDRE JUST SLAPS HANS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE SHOVES HANS AWAY AGAIN! NO RESPECT… OR NOT INTIMIDATION BEING SHOWN BY ANDRE WALKER!
Flannery McCoy: Andre easily has control of this match and he looks like he has Hans off kilter at the moment. Hans is back on his feet after being shoved again and he does not look happy about being disrespected like that.
Drake Armstrong: Sounds like Hans has a personal problem right here. It should make things easier for him to just choose and give me the title so he can work on all that.
Stew-O: I hate to break it to you, but you aren’t going to just be handed the title like you’ve been handed everything else in life, Drake.
Drake Armstrong: You better watch your mouth, Stew.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, Stew. What the hell is this all about? Let’s get back to the match and Hans gets right back in Andre’s face. You gotta give him credit for his gut since he doesn’t have much in terms of brains–
Stew-O: AND HANS GRAYSON JUST SLAPPED ANDRE IN THE FACE! HE IS TIRED OF THE DISRESPECT SHOW BY ANDRE AND HE WANTS IT KNOWN THAT THIS STOPS NOW!
Jake Mercer: That was disrespectful as well! How rude to just slap somebody! Hans is now throwing forearms into the face of the former World Champion and manages to back him into the ropes.
Flannery McCoy: Hans goes to fire Andre off, BUT ANDRE COUNTERS AND SENDS HANS INTO THE ROPES! Hans comes back AND ANDRE GOES FOR A BACK BODY DROP, BUT HANS LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Drake Armstrong: Oh that’s just beginner’s luck. Don’t be impressed by that.
Jake Mercer: Hans hits the ropes on the other side to gain some momentum as he comes back AND ANDRE GRABS HIM AS HE LOOKS TO PLANT HANS WITH THE SIDEWALK SLAM, BUT HANS HAD ENOUGH MOMENTUM AND HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND ANDRE’S NECK AND TAKES DOWN ANDRE WITH A HEADSCISSOR TAKEOVER!
Flannery McCoy: You gotta give Hans a lot of credit to have that type of ring instinct this young in his EAW Career to think on his toes going against one of the young greats in Andre Walker.
Drake Armstrong: Just wait until you see what I can really do against Hans. Remember that I beat Ms. Extreme last season.
Stew-O: We’re not going to go into that right now because of the revisionist view of that match, but be that as it may, Andre can’t believe that he was taken down by Hans as he gets back to his feet AND IS MET WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM HANS THAT TAKES ANDRE BACK DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: I think that Andre is a little surprised that Hans has managed to get this much offense early on in the match and from the look on Albert’s face, he is not impressed by Hans Grayson.
Stew-O: The people in the back are probably listening to Andre’s Number One Fan Ronan Malosi screaming like a big baby right now. But Andre is once again back to his feet as he runs to Hans, WHO GOES FOR AN ARM DRAG–
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE WALKER BOUNCED BACK AND GRABBED HOLD OF BOTH OF HANS’ ARMS AND COUNTERS WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT THAT MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED HANS LOOPY! THAT’S MY KAISER!
Drake Armstrong: Oh that was great! It almost makes me laugh seeing him with that glazed look in his eyes. Better get used to that now as I show the GM’s of Dynasty what Drake Armstrong is all about.
Stew-O: Oh for gawd’s sake! Between you, Jake, and Ronan, I am not sure which one of you two makes me sicker to listen to, but Andre still has hold of Hans’ arms AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN OVERHEAD THROW! HOLY CRAP! WHAT POWER!
Jake Mercer: What else would you expect from The Kaiser and Andre is just putting the boots to Hans and Hans is just trying to get away from Andre so he can regroup. Take all the time you need, Hans. It ain’t gonna help anyway.
Flannery McCoy: What is with you in this match? Blatantly cheering for Andre. Remember that we are supposed to be unbiased commentators who call the action. But Hans does make his way to the ropes and the referee does ask Andre to back it up.
Jake Mercer: I don’t consider it being biased if we all know what the end result will be. Hans is good and I can admit that, but he isn’t at the level of Andre Walker. Then again nobody can be.
Drake Armstrong: And he will experience this sort of commentary with me at Reckless Wiring. Simple as that.
Flannery McCoy: Alright, that’s enough from the both of you, so let’s get back to this match. Hans has made it back to his feet and Andre goes right back to the ropes. LOOK AT ANDRE! HE MANAGES TO HOIST HANS UP IN THE AIR AND HANS GO FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE–
Stew-O: AND ANDRE HAS HANS IN THE MILITARY PRESS! HANS IS ABOUT EIGHT OR NINE FEET IN THE AIR! ANDRE HOLDS HIM UP THERE FOR A FEW MORE SECONDS BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH THE GORILLA PRESS SLAM!
Flannery McCoy: Hans lands hard on his back and ANDRE QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP WITH A LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS HANS’ THROAT! Now Andre mounts Andre AND HE IS THROWING THOSE STIFF FOREARMS RIGHT IN HANS’ FACE!
Stew-O: HANS IS TRYING TO BLOCK THOSE SHOTS AS BEST AS HE CAN, BUT MANY OF THEM ARE FINDING THEIR MARK AND CAUSING SOME DAMAGE! It’s safe to say that Andre is done playing around now. The gloves are coming off now.
Drake Armstrong: THAT’S RIGHT, ANDRE! BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM! KEEP CLOBBERING HIM!
Jake Mercer: I’m starting to appreciate Drake Armstrong more right now, but Andre brings Hans back to his feet AND ANDRE JUST DRIVES HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Andre is in that mindset where he is just going to beat the hell out of his opponent to make a statement. Now he has grabbed Hans’ waist AND HE IS DEADLIFTING HIM UP RIGHT FROM THE FLOOR LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Jake Mercer: He leaves nothing to doubt. Andre is one of if not THE strongest competitors on the EAW Roster. Hans is in a huge mess of trouble AS ANDRES THROWS HANS IN THE AIR AND JUST PLANTS HIM WITH THAT GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT WAS A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE MAT! VERY FEW CAN PULL THAT OFF AS ANDRE ULTIMATELY CHOOSES TO BRIDGE UP AND KEEP HAN’S SHOULDERS DOWN FOR A COVER–
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: HANS KICKS OUT AT TWO!! Hans has had the holy hell beat out of him and he still manages to kick out at two. This match continues on as Andre starts pulling Hans back up to his feet.
Drake Armstrong: Maybe the higher ups of Dynasty need to look into the slow counting of this referee. For the love of gawd.
Flannery McCoy: That was a standard count and this has been an amazing match thus far. Hans has the heart of a fighter and that won’t change any time soon. Now that Hans is back up, Andre whips him to the turnbuckle.
Stew-O: Andre backs up in order to GAIN MOMENTUM FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE, BUT HANS MANAGES TO FIRE OFF AN ELBOW THAT ANDRE RAN RIGHT INTO! THAT KNOCKED ANDRE A LITTLE LOOPY RIGHT THERE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre runs again to the corner AND HANS WITH DOUBLE BOOTS THAT CATCH ANDRE IN THE FACE ONCE AGAIN! Andre is staggering a little as Hans finds himself going to the top rope.
Stew-O: Hans gets on the top rope AND QUICKLY JUMPS AS HE LANDS ON ANDRE’S SHOULDERS! HANS IS IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION AS HANS DOESN’T WASTE A SECOND AS HE FLIPS BACK AND MANAGES TO SPIKE ANDRE’S HEAD DOWN WITH THAT POISONRANA!
Drake Armstrong: That wasn’t bad of a move, but I will have already figured out a counter if he tries to pull that move off in our match.
Jake Mercer: Andre tries to quickly recover as he gets back to his feet, but Hans is right there WITH THAT KNIFE EDGE CHOP! OH DAMN! YOU COULD HEAR THAT FROM THE NOSEBLEEDS! Andre felt that one and HANS FIRES OFF ANOTHER ONE TO ANDRE’S CHEST!
Stew-O: Hans with a kick to the gut and that doubles Andre over. Hans with a facelock BEFORE HANS TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! Hans quickly scrambles back up AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! What do you guys think about his athleticism?
Drake Armstrong: Meh. Nothing that I can’t do myself or can’t handle.
Jake Mercer: Yeah yeah. I can give Hans Grayson credit for what he can do in the ring and he is bringing a much bigger fight than what I thought he would. But Hans does not go for the cover because he realizes he needs to do more damage.
Flannery McCoy: It’s great to see you give somebody who isn’t Andre Walker credit, but Hans is still taking it to the former World Champion and Hans rolls Andre over BEFORE HANS DROPS HIS KNEES INTO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDRE WALKER!
Jake Mercer: That could have broken a rib or two right there. This brute is out for the blood of our one and only Kaiser. He needs to cool it before he injures somebody.
Flannery McCoy: He isn’t trying to injure Andre. He wants to win this match. Plain and simple. He needs to continue hitting those big moves on Andre in order to improve his chances of victory.
Drake Armstrong: Go ahead and let him build up his spirit before Andre crumbles it before I finish the job by breaking whatever is left.
Stew-O: Hans with the flurry of offense as he brings Andre back to his feet AND BRINGS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Hans quickly gets back to his feet and runs to the ropes–
Flannery McCoy: AND HANS HITS THE ROPES BEFORE JUMPING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AND EXECUTING THE LIONSAULT! FIRESAULT BY HANS GRAYSON AND HANS HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE–
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER POWERS OUT AT TWO! Very close near fall by the New Breed Champion and Hans is now climbing up to the top rope once again. High rent district for Hans.
Jake Mercer: He should have stayed on his ground attack and not give Andre a chance to breathe, but who knows how it will go as Andre starts to get back to his feet and Hans has found his balance on the top rope.
Drake Armstrong: It would be such a shame if he loses his balance and crashes and burns. Especially if that means he has to forfeit the New Breed Title.
Stew-O: Wishful thinking from the Challenger as Andre makes it back to his feet AND HANS JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! HANS IS LOOKING FOR A CROSSBODY–
Jake Mercer: SUPERMAN PUNCH OUT OF NOWHERE! ANDRE HIT HANS RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AND HANS DID AN ALMOST 180 TURN BEFORE CRASHING ONTO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Hans is down and he might be out cold after being hit with a Superman punch in mid air as Andre just rolls him over and hooks the leg for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: HOW IN THE HELL DID HANS GRAYSON KICK OUT AT TWO! I mean the referee was coming down for a three count and Hans powers that shoulder up off the canvas! I thought this match was over.
Drake Armstrong: Stubborn bastard, isn’t he? Doesn’t know when to give up, does he?
Flannery McCoy: You call it stubborn, I call it the heart of a fighter and a competitor. I would be more than happy to watch a match like this, This has been a great match thus far.
Stew-O: A classic match between rookie and veteran of EAW and it is weird to call Hans a rookie because he’s the New Breed Champion. A Champion who had his bell rung by Andre Walker and Andre brings him back to his feet.
Flannery McCoy: Andre kicks him in the gut and doubles Hans over before putting him in the powerbomb position. Andre picks him up AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: WAIT! ANDRE STILL HAS HOLD OF HANS AND PICKS HIM UP AGAIN! Hans is up in the air again AND ANDRE DROPS HANS DOWN WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Drake Armstrong: Keep it up, Andre. Keep it up. Do another powerbomb while you’re at it.
Jake Mercer: You might get your wish, Drake, because ANDRE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR ONCE AGAIN AND THIS TIME ANDRE SITS OUT AND DROPS HANS WITH A THIRD POWERBOMB!! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!
Stew-O: Andre is trying to systematically decimate Hans Grayson and make him regret ever stepping in the ring with him.
Jake Mercer: It’s about time, Stew. You’re finally getting onto the Andre Walker agenda.
Flannery McCoy: You make it hard to hold my restraint in hitting you, Jake. But Andre did spike Hans down and Andre stacks him up and goes for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON KICKS OUT AGAIN BEFORE THREE! THIS KID IS TOUGH! Again, I will give him the credit he is earning in this match because this guy just got planted with THREE powerbombs and still kicked out.
Drake Armstrong: Hans doesn’t know when he is fighting a losing battle. He should just give it up and live to fight another day.
Flannery McCoy: He is NOT the New Breed Champion because he gave up matches people thought he couldn’t win. Right now, Andre grabs Hans after bringing him back to his feet AND HOLY CRAP!
Stew-O: ANDRE THROWS HANS DOWN WITH THAT URANAGE! IT LOOKED LIKE A MODIFIED CHOKESLAM AND THAT WAS AN UGLY LANDING FOR HANS!
Flannery McCoy: Hans has been thrown around like no other in this match and I am surprised that he is still able to get back to his feet.
Stew-O: This kid has a lot of heart and it is very admirable watching him continue to fight in this match. Hans is back up and Andre IMMEDIATELY STARTS THROWING SOME VERY POWERFUL BODY PUNCHES!
Drake Armstrong: It’s entertaining to see Hans be a personal punching back! Now break him, Andre.
Jake Mercer: I think I heard that off of a movie somewhere, but it is boxing practice for Andre Walker with those body shots. Hans is on spaghetti legs while Andre continues to throw those punches–
Stew-O: WHAT THE? HANS MANAGED TO AVOID THE LAST PUNCH AND THAT CAUGHT ANDRE OFF GUARD! Andre was trying to recover from being sent off balance after missing the punch AND HE IS MET WITH A PELE KICK FROM HANS!
Jake Mercer: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID HE FIND THIS ENERGY FROM? HANS WAS ON THE VERGE OF BEING DROPPED BY ANDRE’S PUNCHES AND HE PULLED THAT OFF!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t question it. It just adds to the entertainment of this match! These two are world class competitors with effective offense, JUST LIKE HANS RIGHT NOW WHO FOLLOWS UP THE PELE KICK WITH A HANDSPRING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Drake Armstrong: Is anybody else getting nauseated watching all this offense of Hans Grayson? Wouldn’t it be great if he just passed out and this match was over?
Stew-O: That’s one opinion. I personally would not mind if this match went even longer. This is amazing.
Jake Mercer: Especially if it means that Andre Walker can recover and get back in this match.
Flannery McCoy: Who knows what will happen right now because Hans is back in this match like a house of fire. HANS PICKS UP ANDRE AND DROPS HIM WITH A SAITO SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Beautiful Suplex by Hans as he catches Andre getting back to his feet before he springs onto the middle rope and backflips–
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE CAUGHT HIM AGAIN! HANS WAS GOING FOR A THAT STYLIN INVERTED DDT BUT ANDRE NOW HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR A SAMOAN DROP! BUT HANS IS TRYING TO GET ANDRE TO LET GO—
Jake Mercer: AND HANS GOT FREE OF THE SAMOAN DROP! HANS LANDS BEHIND ANDRE AND PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! ANDRE COMES BACK AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE “FLAMING PUNCH”! HANS GRAYSON JUST USED ANDRE’S MOVE! HOW RUDE!
Drake Armstrong: That is typical Hans Grayson. He takes from and mooches off of people who are better than him and uses their moves. Low Class Champion if you ask me.
Stew-O: You know what they say, Jake. Turnabout is fair play. Andre used his version of the Superman punch earlier in this match and now Andre got his jaw knocked loose with the Flaming Punch of Hans Grayson as he goes for the cover.
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE KICKS OUT! ANDRE KICKS OUT AT TWO! OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO CLOSE! HANS ABOUT WON THE MATCH WITH A VERSION OF ANDRE’S SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Stew-O: Hans is showing how deep he is willing to go in order to win this match. Hans is continuing to show why he has a bright future here in EAW.
Jake Mercer: HOW DISRESPECTFUL CAN ONE PERSON BE! NOBODY CAN USE THE SUPERMAN PUNCH BUT ANDRE WALKER!! I HOPE ANDRE KNOCKS HIS TEETH OUT AND TEACHES HIM A LESSON!
Flannery McCoy: Well right now, it’s Hans who has the advantage in this match and he has been giving Andre Walker a hell of a fight tonight… and that punch could be the beginning of the end for your one and only Kaiser!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, he wishes. Nobody is better than Andre Walker. Chris Elite might as well kiss his Gawd Contract goodbye as far as I am concerned. The clock is ticking.
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON IS LOOKING FOR THE BURNING SHOT LARIAT! IF HANS HITS THIS BUCKSHOT LARIAT, HE COULD PICK UP THE BIGGEST VICTORY OF HIS CAREER!
Drake Armstrong: Ohh god. I am so sick and tired of watching this guy find success. This crap ends now. He won’t be finding any success as long as I am around.
(You can hear a thump of a microphone hitting the table as Drake Armstrong leaves the commentary table.)
Stew-O: Well there goes Drake Armstrong! Drake leaves the announce table and I guess he has had enough of watching from the commentary table and he is heading right up to the ring apron. BUT HERE COMES HANS GOING FOR THE BURNING SHOT LARIAT–
(CRASH!)
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH A CHAIR TO THE BACK OF HANS AND HANS JUST CRASHES AND BURNS INSIDE THE RING! HANS WAS ABOUT TO FINISH THE MATCH!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION WAS DIVERTED LONG THANKS TO ALBERT HITCHMAN
Jake Mercer: DRAKE ARMSTRONG HAS STEPPED AWAY FROM THE RING AND THE REFEREE IS STILL NONE THE WISER! ANDRE SEES HIS OPPONENT STARTING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AND ANDRE GETS IN POSITION! HANS IS NOW BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE TURN AROUND–
Stew-O: RIGHT INTO THE HUNGER ON HILLSIDE BY ANDRE WALKER! WHAT A SPEAR FROM THE KAISER! THE SAME SPEAR HAS WON ANDRE A LOT OF MATCHES AND WILL IT CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM RIGHT NOW WITH HANS GRAYSON THANKS TO DRAKE ARMSTRONG? ANDRE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Leaving Caladan’ starts playing again as Andre rolls off of Hans and he slowly rises back to his feet as Stephie Love starts to announce the final decision of the match.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ANDRE WALKER!
Jake Mercer: THE KAISER DID IT! LIKE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT OF ANYTHING DIFFERENT! ANDRE WALKER DOMINATES THE MATCH!
Stew-O: What in the world are you saying? Hans was close to winning this match, but if it wasn’t for Drake Armstrong sticking his nose where it didn’t belong, you might have been singing a different tune.
(The referee goes to raise Andre’s arm in victory, but Albert Hitchman glares at the referee that forces the referee to go back to check on Hans before the camera cuts to Drake Armstrong smiling into the ring as enjoys the chaos that he caused.)
Flannery McCoy: We were watching an amazing match that could have gone the way of Hans Grayson. He was about one move away from picking up the biggest victory of his career, but it wasn’t meant to be.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, he was close, but close doesn’t cut it in this business. Hans tried and Hans couldn’t get the job done. Maybe he will at Reckless Wiring. Who knows?
Flannery McCoy: You are so damn biased it’s almost sickening, but you have gotta give Hans Grayson a lot of credit. He fought so hard, but things between Hans and Drake Armstrong are just starting to heat up.
(Hans is starting to get back on his feet and he locks eyes with Drake Armstrong and Hans is pissed about what went down.)
Stew-O: Oh look at this! Hans is up and Hans is staring a hole through his future challenger because of his antics. Did Drake Armstrong get into the New Breed Champion or did he just lead Hans to give Drake a beatdown that his mommy or daddy won’t be able to pay money to get him out of? Either way, it doesn’t take away from the fact that Andre Walker is the winner of this match and we offer our congratulations to him.
(Hans Grayson is now back to his feet glaring at Drake Armstong, who still has an egotistical smirk on his face as he heads up the entrance ramp. After a moment, Drake disappears and Hans just shakes his head. The audience gives him a round of applause because they understand what could have been and slowly, Hans rolls out of the ring and begins to make his way up the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: Disappointment for Hans, absolutely, but Andre Walker picks up his second win of the season and is looking pretty good as he heads towards his showdown with Chris Elite at Reckless Wiring.
(Andre and Albert, who had been conversing at ringside, go to make their leave. That’s when the fans erupt.)
Stew-O: LOOK! CHRIS ELITE JUST CAME THROUGH THE CROWD! ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH!’ THE SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF ANDRE’S HEAD JUST DROPPED HIM! ‘THE KAISER’ IS DOWN!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT? THAT COWARD JUST ATTACKED ANDRE FROM BEHIND!
(To add insult to injury, Chris grabs Andre and rams him head first into the steel ring steps. With Andre down, Chris turns to Albert, who has a shocked expression on his face.)
Chris Elite: (off-mic) How about that?
(With a smirk and obviously pleased with the chaos he’s caused, Chris raises his arms in the air and the scene fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
