(EAW intro plays.)
(As per, a recap of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty is shown: Cage kicks off the show to talk about his World Heavyweight Championship match which is interrupted by The Visual Prophet live via satellite, as they both engage in a back and forth. From there it shows Alex Myers getting a quick win over Jake Bathory. Jake Smith and Chris Elite come out looking to accept The High Rollerz challenge for the tag titles, which is interrupted by The Golden Guns who interject and make the title match a triple threat at Battle of Egypt III. Serenity Valdez then gets a victory after a cheating maneuver by Johnny Andrews goes wrong. It then leads to Solomon Stane facing Lisa Wren and coming out victorious after Johnny interferes. Terry Chambers then has an interview, making a statement for the Grand Rampage match. Astraea Jordan then awaits a response from StarrStan about the Battle of Egypt ladder match for Universal Women’s Championship contention, in which StarrStan meets her and says her opponents will make themselves known the following week. Dr. Bethany Blue then gets a victory over Sierra. Harper Lee then comes out and talks about Ximena Velasquez before Ximena herself interrupts and a match is made official for the Specialists Championship. Xander Payne then comes out and talks about SOSA Henderson’s attack the previous week, in which SOSA comes out and the two spark a brawl between one another which leaves Xander in retreat. SOSA then has a match afterward against Sheridan Müller in which he gets the victory. Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman then have an interview, with both talking about Scott Diamond before Scott interrupts, both of them trading jabs at one another before Andre makes his leave. Andre then has a match in the main event against Jon Kelton, in which Andre gets the victory to end the show and the recap.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then goes to the Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico with ‘P.A.T.’ by Denzel Curry is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as the EAW Universe in attendance roar with applause as an array of pyro is seen shooting out. The camera then goes over to show the team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer who are seen standing by.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another jam-packed episode… of FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!
Flannery McCoy: I’m very excited, especially for the card that we have in store for you tonight. In our main event we have The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson teaming up against Xander Payne and Terry Chambers! Along with one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Elite facing off against David Davidson! I can’t wait!
Jake Mercer: Will the ring be able to handle it? Terry and Xander? Oh lawd… anyway! Let’s get onto the show!
(The camera then goes over to the stage as ‘Second Sucks’ by A Day To Remember is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena, the crowd roaring in response as Friday Night Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan is seen making his way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. He has a smile on his face as he greets the crowd here tonight in Mexico City, looking around while straightening the blazer that he has on. From there, he begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY GENERAL MANAGER AND EAW HALL OF FAMER… STARRSTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well I think I have a clue why StarrStan is out here tonight, but wasn’t this supposed to be happening later??? We know there were talks of a Universal Women’s Championship Contendership Ladder Match at Battle of Egypt III, with StarrStan even confirming that the previous week, but surely there has to be a reason why this is happening so early don’t you think? It confuses me, but hey, I’m not complaining.
Flannery McCoy: You better not be Stew, this is huge! There is alot of hype surrounding this and Social Stream has been buzzing with the possibility of who might be joining Astraea Jordan in the match here tonight. And it looks like we’re about to be introduced to them upfront by the Dynasty General Manager himself! Definitely an exciting occasion!
Jake Mercer: Ooo there are a lot of possibilities, but you know who I’m thinking should be in it??? ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake… Andrea is the Champion that these women are fighting for an opportunity to face. Even if there’s a possibility of Cameron Ella Ava beating her to the punch, I don’t think Andrea would be in this match.
Jake Mercer: Exactly, but IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY OF ANDREA VALENTINE VERSUS ANDREA VALENTINE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! INSANE!
Stew-O: Yeah, you’re insane…
(StarrStan enters into the ring as he takes a microphone from the ringside area and begins to make his way towards the center of the ring. ‘Second Sucks’ begins to come to a close from there as he brings the microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak from there.)
StarrStan: Over these past few weeks the female locker room has been buzzing with anticipation following the announcement I made on the first Dynasty after Reckless Wiring. This was supposed to close the show tonight, but the women involved have been so fired up and ready to make a statement about their involvement that I decided to just kick the show off with it! In case you’ve been living under a rock, there will be a ladder match between six women at Battle of Egypt where the winner will be determined the number one contender for the Universal Womens Championship. That means, the winner of Andrea Valentine vs Cameron Ella Ava at Grand Rampage will face off against the winner of the ladder match at Pain for Pride, and of course there’s a chance that one of the women not selected for this match could end up winning the whole Grand Rampage and make it a triple threat, but as it stands this is where we are at. The very same night I announced this match, Astraea Jordan inserted herself into it, and although we hadn’t spoken ahead of time, I actually do respect the assertiveness and the determination. Astraea has had some very impressive performances since she has made her return and it’s clear she’s hungry and feels like she has a lot to prove and accomplish, and I wouldn’t be StarrStan if I got in the way of that. That being said, the first person I would like to announce for the 6 woman ladder match is none other than the Chiraq Savage herself…… ASTRAEA JORDAN!!!!!
(“Party Goin’ Dumb” by Rico Nasty hits as the fans explode in cheers and a confident Astraea comes out twirling her braid before skipping down the ramp to the ring. She grabs a microphone and begins to address Starr and the crowd.)
Astraea Jordan: I knew you’d come to your senses Stanley, I wasn’t even sweating it. :mjgrin:
StarrStan: To be honest, you were always on the list :troll: I just needed to confirm a few things before making any official announcements. I have had my eye on you since your return and I have heard your declarations about wanting to right certain wrongs in your career and get what you claim to deserve, here’s your opportunity to do just that and then some. So, I have invited every competitor to tonight’s show and since you have been the most assertive in the journey to get here, I’ll leave the floor to you. Good luck.
(Starr and Astraea shake hands before Starr makes his exit from the ring and to the back as Astraea continues addressing the crowd.)
Astraea Jordan: It’s honestly appreciated. You know ever since I left this company back in 2019, I knew I left a lot on the table and a lot of people would be let down, but it was a very tough decision to make and nobody was more let down than myself. I spent that prior year and a half working so hard to get to a level where I could be respected and looked at as the top competitor in the womens division and a star in this industry and just like that, one slip up resulted in me finding myself once again on the losers end in a world championship match. It was a result that grew old to me and something that consumed me to the point where I just needed to regroup and figure things out and truly find myself in what was a tumultuous time in my career. I came back at the Grand Rampage in an attempt to try to right that wrong, came up short, found out I was pregnant shortly after, and I put those wrestling dreams to the backburner for the time being. Giving birth to and raising a baby girl really put things in perspective for me and showed me I had more to live and fight for than just personal satisfaction. I knew everything I did from there on out was to set the best example possible for my daughter and everything I have done has been with a purpose and I’ve become a way better woman because of it. With that in mind, I just know if I bring that mentality and approach with me to the squared circle, I WILL get everything I deserve and then some.
Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! 👏👏👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT! 👏👏👏👏
Astraea Jordan: Thank you, thank you. Some people might say my approach thus far has been entitled, but I just look at it as I’m determined. I know I’m not getting any younger and I know there’s a lot of ground to make up and I know this is a tough ass division with my work cut out for me, but I ain’t running from the grind, I’m fully embracing it and ya girl is gonna show you all exactly why I was co-signed by the likes of Banks, by the likes of Mr. DEDEDE, by the likes of–
(“Monster” by Kanye West abruptly blasts through the PA system as Astraea Jordan is startled mid-sentence. The crowd explodes in shock with a loud mixed reaction of mostly boos as a Kassidy Heart emerges through the curtains and struts down the ramp with her eyes locked on Astraea who locks eyes back unphased.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh wow! I’m going to guess that Kassidy is the second competitor announced for this match and boy is this an unexpected but pleasant surprise. As somebody who once worked closely with both of these women in their formative years on Empire… this is certainly a surreal sight to see right now. Two women who whether they like it or not are linked together due to their battles in the past!
Jake Mercer: My favorite battle between those two was the untelevised one from 2014 back in So-Cal Kingdom Alliance! The young Kassidy Heart took on the rising Astraea Jordan in a warehouse of 20 people, they sold DVDs of it at Sam Goody for a while!
Stew-O: Give us a break Jake. If looks could kill, these two ladies would be doing 25 to life right now.
Jake Mercer: The tension is thicker than Minerva at a Victoria’s Secret fitting room!
(As “Monster” dies down, Kassidy and Astraea take in the moment of being face to face with one another for the first time in almost four years, they circle the ring before Kassidy begins talking.)
Kassidy Heart: You know Astraea, these past few weeks as I’ve been listening to you talk and watching you perform, I honestly DO sense the urgency and determination in your words and in the moves you make. It’s kinda admirable and I kinda understand it seeing as how you let three years of your career slip away using playing mommy as an excuse to hang up your boots when in reality you just knew you couldn’t live up to expectations with or without a baby. Being a mom never stopped me from pursuing my goals, actually achieving them AND becoming the most dominant force in this whole entire company. So while I admire the goals you’ve set for yourself since coming back, I’m just out here to tell you that those goals won’t be getting accomplished any time soon because I am officially a part of the ladder match at Battle of Egypt.
(The crowd boos at Kassidy’s announcement but she embraces it with a smug and confident demeanor. Kassidy is sure of herself knowing she’ll likely be the most accomplished competitor and biggest threat in the match.)
Kassidy Heart: Isn’t it funny how those tables turn Astraea? Years ago YOU were the it-girl, you were the one who had the attention of daddygawd, obviously not the kind of attention I managed to get out of him because he never saw you in that light, but you were under his wing before you managed to blow that. I was just scratching and clawing for a little bit of respect and bit by bit I managed to earn it, and as I was earning mine, you were losing yours and everybody who initially thought EAW had a transcendant star in you realized that it was only a matter of time until the real transcendent star emerged and when we faced off that much was made more evident than ever. Yeah, you won the battle that night, but I won the war.. because while you failed to live up to expectations, I only got better and better and by 2019 I left you in the dust and you became nothing more than an afterthought. But ONE thing you still have over me to this day is the fact that I have never defeated you in any of our battles, because you’ve never faced a complete Kassidy Heart, you’ve never faced The Mauler.. but come Battle of Egypt, I correct that course of history and I punch my ticket to Pain for Pride where I will become a THREE time world champion.
Astraea Jordan: You know Kass, I was wondering when you’d stop being a pussy and actually come confront me and say the shit you been saying over the past three years to my face. I’m glad you finally decided to step up because you know how I was talking about certain bitches who have kept my name in their mouth since my absence and rewriting history with false narratives? You were the main one. As much respect as I got for Andrea, I hope she doesn’t take this personal but I’m actually rooting for Cameron at Grand Rampage because I would love nothing more than to kick her ass for all the shit her sisters have had to say about me too. You and that bitch are two jealous peas in a pod and beating BOTH of you on the road to my destiny? Now that’s a perfect story. I’m not gonna lie and act like I haven’t been watching you dominate over the years, you conquered the womens division, conquered the mens division.. you became nothing short of a star and I’d even go as far as to say.. THE most successful women’s star, or star PERIOD rather, since the REVOLT/EAW merger. So with all of that said and acknowledged… it’s just a shame that despite everything you’ve been able to accomplish you’re still an insecure little girl who has resorted to throwing shots at me every chance you got. All this success, all this fame, all this clout, all this money… and Empress of Elite still has you in your feelings four years later. Little old me was just in the crib breastfeeding while in the land of obscurity and you’re on top of the world but you just couldn’t help but keep my name in your mouth, thanks for keeping me relevant😘. And miss me with that “I’m a mom too!” bullshit, I actually pushed my kids out and didn’t have a billionaire husband to make some test tube babies so I could still compete. You have never experienced the hardships of pregnancy so you have no place to compare your situation to mine.
Kassidy Heart: The queen of taking random shots and being an unbearable cunt is mad that she left an impression on the female locker room that made us decide to dance on her grave after she prematurely ended her career after all of that fucking hype management gave her? Cry me a river. We all had to take a backseat to watch you get propped up as God’s gift to this business as if Astraea was actually ever better than any of us. We had it drilled into our head’s that Astraea was better, and what did Astraea do? She got her ass kicked by Matsuda, had her hand held throughout a tournament by a boyfriend she managed to scare off, just to sit there and watch as the personification of mediocre and blandness Madison Kaline captured the world title, just to fail to beat her for the title and have the rug pulled under you. Of course I’m going to dance on your grave. You never deserved any of the hype you got whether it be dating back to REVOLT or when you came back to EAW, and while you were comfortable in the moment, it was people like me busting my ass day in and day out preparing for the future. A future where I can come out and look down on you while I’m in the prime of my career and you’re looked at as nothing more than a relic of the past trying to make up for lost time but now the keys are in my hand and I’ll be the one blocking your blessings.
Astraea Jordan: Management favorite, that’s a good one y’all have thrown out, isn’t that what Cam basically called you not too long ago? You know, since you ARE the one actually fucking somebody in management? You wanna be able to benefit off of your connections while criticizing others for what are lies by the way, it just doesn’t make sense to me. I mean shit if you wanna be technical, it was BOTH of us who were named in that Fox article as people they had their eyes on from Empire. Besides, the only thing your bum ass husband ever did for me was give me a title match at KOE and send me on an excursion and when I came back everything I got was off my own strength. But yet it’s always the insecure cac bitches who live in glass houses that throw stones, whatever though. Just know this, I know I have a lot of ground to make up and expectations that were placed on me back then that I still plan on surpassing, but I’m not looking at you or your accomplishments as some benchmark, I’m comfortable in my own skin and don’t need to compare myself to others or tear another person down to feel better about myself, unless they ask for it of course. You’ve managed to accumulate a Hall of Fame career, I haven’t yet but my journey is far from over and sooner than later you will have no choice but to accept the fact that all the bullshit you said about me over the years aged worse than your face will after DEDEDE stops paying for your weekly botox treatments.
Kassidy Heart: Yeah that’s cute and inspiring and all, but nobody actually gives a fuck. The only thing that’s aged poorly is your shitty catchphrases and the idea that you’re actually a factor in this division. Once the nostalgia pops subside everybody will remember you as the same bitch that got booed out of the building in the biggest win of her career and then got left in the dust by the only support system she had because she fucked that away. And one thing I’ll never forget is that promo you cut on Showdown about me fresh off of winning the Empress of Elite, where you absolutely buried me, my approach, and my abilities because YOU couldn’t connect with the crowd the way that I did. So yeah, I’ve had zero problems dragging your name through the mud the same way you did me, it’s been personal and it will always be personal.
Astraea Jordan: I have been living rent free in your head while I haven’t given a fuck about you. Face it, with all of your clout and success and fortune, in the end you became everything you criticized me for being. You’ve even been met with the same scrutiny and hate as I once was and you aren’t handling yourself any better than I did so before you criticize me for anything, look in the mirror for once. And I don’t mean to check out your cakey ass cheap makeup, but look in the mirror and realize that you are a fucking hypocrite who’s only accomplishment to womens wrestling is holding other bitches back, THAT’S why nobody fucks with you anymore.
Kassidy Heart: Please. People hate me now because I’m a winner, people hated you because your accolades and performance didn’t match your hype. I can’t hold back a division I hadn’t even been a part of for years. Now that I’m back in it though, my presence alone elevates it. You’re getting the rub by simply standing next to me. I look in the mirror all the time, last time I looked I saw a multiple time world champion, can you say the same? Oh that’s right, you–
(Suddenly, “Amerika” by Rammstein hits to loud boos as Sheridan walks out with a cold scowl on her face. She clearly means business and looks to add onto what has been a successful return thus far as she enters the ring and grabs a microphone while eyeing both Astraea and Kassidy up and down.)
Sheridan Müller: I’m sorry to break up the little reunion you two had going on, but save the childish bickering for your own time. I’m out here tonight because I am officially entered into the ladder match at Battle of Egypt. Astraea, you’ve come back with a lot of hype and have done a lot of talking week in and week out, but you only have 2 matches under your belt despite being back for almost two months. That’s not the workrate of a world champion. For somebody who claims to no longer be a management favorite you sure have managed to get a favorable schedule over others. I’ve practically been booked on a weekly basis and I have taken any and every challenger no matter the stature or eminence and my impeccable win-loss record speaks for itself. I’ve been doing the groundwork and showing that I’m the workhorse of this brand, leading by example for not just women, but all elitists to follow and try to match up to. German Efficiency is not just a motto, but a lifestyle that you ignoble elitists should strive to replicate, but there is nobody here who can match up to what I bring to the table. I have more than proven where I stand in EAW today and if it wasn’t clear on what the next logical step for me is, then I’m going to spell it out for you: The Universal Women’s Championship.
(The crowd boos at Sher’s declaration before Kassidy begins to interrupt)
Kassidy Heart: Welcome back and welcome aboard back to the land of relevancy Sheridan, we’ve never met but you’ll be very familiar with me sooner than later. Let’s just get this out of the way. I might have joined this company after the two of you, but that doesn’t make either of you veterans compared to me. Unlike you two, I’ve stayed the course and have experienced things you could only dream of. Not you Sheridan, not you Astraea, or any other woman out there can say they’ve elevated womens wrestling the way I have in EAW while the both of you were on a blacklist. When all of the bitches who had all of the hype in the world burned out and failed to live up to expectations, it was me who stayed the course and continued to work hard and earn everything I managed to accomplish and establish myself as the top elitist in this company. You and I have never been in EAW at the same time until recently, but I’ve seen enough of you to know that you don’t stand a chance against me. You’ve picked up some nice wins but when the lights were brightest you let Bethany beat you at your own game. So what do you think is gonna happen when you go up against the longest reigning Answers World Champion of all time? The woman who didnt lose a single match in 2021? You still have a long way to go, and Battle of Egypt will be that reality check that slaps you right in the face.
Astraea Jordan: Well look who we have here. A bitch wins a couple matches versus tomato cans and loses against the people who are actually established and thinks she’s hot shit. You’ve had to fight weekly because you have more to prove than I do and your name don’t ring bells like mine does. You thought you was Astraea? They don’t love you like that sis! The fans are gonna pay to see Astraea whether she’s cutting a promo, in a backstage segment, or via satellite.. because they know when I DO show up in that ring ima show out. You don’t have that leverage because you flopped harder than Chris Paul and have to work your way up and prove yourself, I’m already up. My first match back was at a marquee event, which I won by the way and my first weekly show match back was THE main event, so you pride yourself on being a workhorse, I’ll pride myself on becoming the Universal Womens Champ. As for you Ashylnn, girl stop. I’d have stuck around too if I had a billionaires wallet to fall back on when times got rough. You’re not this tough cookie who lasted this long because you’re a tougher or better woman than me, it’s really easy to stay in the good graces of a company when you swallow the chairmans children every night. You’re an overprivileged womanchild who’s personality is “I love DEDEDE and bite people when my bipolar rage kicks in!”. This is supposed to be who passed me up? Tuh. Look honey, dont get me wrong I am well aware of what and who is standing in front of me, you’re a million times the competitor you were during those times we faced in the past, but I’m a million times better myself. Whether it be physically, mentally, or any other metric you want to name.
Kassidy Heart: Mentally? Good so when you inevitably get your ass kicked and lose in another big match we don’t have to worry about you quitting for another 3 years right? How about another eXcUrSiOn? Ah who am I kidding nobody gives a shit either way. Whether you’re around or not the hierarchy will remain the same and that’s with Kassidy Heart on top.
Sheridan Müller: You two clearly have history with one another and unsolved issues and that is going to be your undoing. Neither of your priorities are in the right place and that does not display the makings of a real champion. You carry yourself like two little school girls who are jealous of one another based on who gets more attention from boys. Are you in this to settle some personal grudge or are you in this to prove who the real alpha female in this company is by winning that ladder match and going onto Pain for Pride?
Kassidy Heart: Uhh, I’m not sure what rock you were living under but I’ve proven that about myself time and time again, but I have no problem giving you a hands on demonstration.
Sheridan Müller: I’d like to see you try–
(Sher is cut off as “O Fortuna” by Carl Orff hits to boos and Madison Kaline makes her way out)
Stew-O: It looks like the 4th competitor has been revealed and it’s none other than the Mistress of Death herself! The former Empress of Elite! The former Unified Womens Champion! Madison has made herself right at home since returning and this here could be the icing on the cake!
Flannery McCoy: My Empire heart is full to say the least.
Jake Mercer: Mine too Flan! My favorite memory is Maddie’s 7 star classic at Empire Wrestling Federation where she went head to head with Jessika Greenberg in a 60 minute ironwoman match. Wave Meltzer called it one of the greatest womens matches in the history of our sport!
(Madison enters the ring circling the three women already there before speaking)
Madison Kaline: I honestly need no introduction, everybody know’s what the deal is when I make my way out here. That’s right, the Mistress of Death has entered herself into the ladder match at Battle of Egypt. What does that mean? It means your chances of winning the match have drastically decreased. I’ve shared locker rooms with all three of you ladies, and each and every time it was me who stood out from the pack, I’m the only one in this ring who’s a Hall of Famer. I practically saved Empire from a reign of terror that made way for people like you Kassidy, to elevate yourself and break out as a singles star. And you Astraea.. well you know EXACTLY what I bring to the table.
Astraea Jordan: Yeah I sure do seeing as how I beat you at Pain for Pride Festival. Welcome back but nobody’s worried about you hun.
Madison Kaline: You should be, because that match only lead to me leveling up and doing what YOU couldn’t. I beat she who shall not be named when you, your boyfriend and his army of thugs couldn’t even help you overcome that obstacle. Hell, you couldn’t even match up to my legacy as Empress of Elite.
Astraea Jordan: And what exactly is your legacy as Empress of Elite?
Kassidy Heart: Why are you two arguing over a tournament you both failed to successfully cash in after winning?
Sheridan Müller: And that’s what makes me stand out from the rest of you. When Sheridan is placed in a tournament, she conquers all and delivers on her promise. In case you need a refresher, I am the inaugural Vixen’s Cup winner. This has since been rebranded to honor the legendary Brody Sparks, but in the history books Sheridan Müller is the first ever winner of the cup, and you know what I did when I won? I WON my cash in match. Something neither of you lowly competitors can say about yourselves and that’s why you’re still trying to pick up the pieces. Well at least Madison somewhat redeemed herself even if she had her hand held through it. Me though? I won the Vixens Championship when it was main womens championship in this company and I was the face of a evolution here.
Madison Kaline: Revisionist history isn’t going to do you any favors Sheridan. You were a product of a hype machine just like the two bitches standing next to you and then you got too big for your britches and fizzled out and became irrelevant as the only championship you ever held here became defunct and reduced to a toy prop that Cleo would grab out of a dumpster and eventually lose to Kassidy Heart.
Kassidy Heart: Well for a toy prop it sure looks nice on my trophy case next to everything else I’ve won, and speaking of history books MY name sure looks nice as the last ever official Vixens Champion. So much for you being the “Last Vixen” huh Sheridan?
Sheridan Müller: You can have that distinction, I’ll just settle for breaking all of your current records in EAW as I further ascend to heights that none of you ladies can fathom. No revisionist history needed. You know what isn’t revisionist history Maddie? The fact that you are the worst and least credible champion this company has ever seen. I’m surprised you didn’t come out here with your two baby sitters since you seem to be getting reacquainted.
Madison Kaline: Reacquainted? For a walking dictionary you sure have a weird definition of that word. I don’t need Queen’s Court or anybody else to lead me to success and this match here is going to show exactly w–
(“All It Takes For Your Dreams to Come True” by A Skylit Drive hits to a huge reaction of shocked fans as the most recent returnee, Amber Keys makes her way out)
Jake Mercer: This just got interesting! The pioneer of womens wrestling! The EAW Hall of Famer! The former AWF Women’s Champion! EAW Tag Team Champ! And who knows how much else she would have accomplished if she didn’t have a decade of her career snatched away from her!? It looks like she’s come to collect!
Flannery McCoy: I’m just impressed you managed to actually name real accomplishments. Nonetheless, Amber Keys is an absolute legend and pioneer in this game for womens wrestling and wrestling as a whole, she was an integral part of the growth EAW’s former parent company and one might even say there may not be an EAW without her!
Stew-O: I have no doubt’s she feels that way herself, and she’s here to collect every last thing this industry owes to her one way or another.
(Amber enters the ring scanning through her opponents before staring down a visibly annoyed Madison Kaline, who she decides to stand next to in order to get under her skin. The music dies down as she begins speaking.)
Amber Keys: Did you ladies really think that you were going to have a match of this magnitude without me being involved? I’ve watched you specifically over the past few weeks Astraea, talk about getting everything you claim to deserve, and it resonated with me. Not because I actually agree that you deserve a damn thing from this company, you don’t by the way, but because I’M the one who should be coming out here making demands. Let me remind you that when you were little girls, I was the one you looked up to and aspired to be like. I was the one who’s posters were on your walls and I was the one who opened the doors for you to be able to do what you do today. I got nothing in return, this industry shunned me and sent me packing and erased me from the history books as I have to sit here and watch people like Kendra and Cleo pretend to be these pioneers when all they did was benefit off of what I already made possible. When I got my chance to come back here I made the MISTAKE of being selfless and I settled for the tag titles and shared the spotlight.. but this one is for ME. I’ve been held back for too long and I’m going to do what I should’ve did a long time ago and that’s become the fucking world champion.
Madison Kaline: Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves Amber. I didn’t become world champion in 2018 because you let me and decided to settle. I became world champion because I earned that shit, no matter what any hater has to say about it. I think our partnership was mutually beneficial, you standing next to me and Cleo helped you get reacquainted to this business and knock off the rust, and us teaming made for an overall dominant faction. To pretend that it in some way held you back is absolute nonsense.
Amber Keys: Clearly you don’t know who the fuck I am. I didn’t need anybody to reacquaint me or hold my hand, I teamed with you guys because I thought I found a sisterhood and simply wanted to share the wealth. A sisterhood that in the end was proven to be fake. That is why you and Cleo both needed to be removed from the picture and–
Astraea Jordan: Yawn! Here we go with your family drama bullshit again take it up with a therapist or something. Look Amber, I appreciate what you’ve done for the business but you aren’t gonna be a factor in this match.
Kassidy Heart: Besides, you removed your partners from the picture and all you did was have a solo run that flopped. You almost ruined my husbands deal and got EAW banned from several countries because of your unpredictable psychotic bullshit, which would’ve put a dent in everybody’s pockets. So honestly I don’t even know how or why you were allowed back in this company after you’ve proven to be nothing more than a liability. All of that just for my babycake to kick your ass and send you packing in the end. It’ll be my absolute pleasure to finish what he started.
Amber Keys: Oh please, you’re nothing more than a glorified rebound. Ryan has been trying to recapture the magic that he and I had for 15 years now and hasn’t come remotely close to the real thing since I kicked him to the curb. Everything you’re doing now is nothing more than a glorified 2007 DiRTi DiVA cosplay. You could never match up to the real thing though, besides, didn’t I already beat you back in 2018 for a title?
(Kassidy starts laughing)
Kassidy Heart: I KNOW you’re not talking about the Queens Court beating Jaded Hearts for the Enpire Tag Titles. First of all, Cleo carried you. Second of all, I beat Cleo in a singles match and I’d beat you too. Hell I’d maul you and make you quit worse than Ryan did. You’re old and brittle, I don’t think you belong in this match but if you want to take that risk be my guest. I have no issue watching you miserably fail to win the big one in EAW once again.
Amber Keys: The ultimate revenge on Ryan will be having his pet toy suffer as I stand on top of that ladder triumphant punching my ticket to the main event of Pain for Pride. There is no amount of intense training that’s going to prepare you for the shit you’re in for com–
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts hits to a huge thunderous pop as a returning Sienna Jade emerges through the curtains and poses on the ramp. The fans in the arena are hype at this sudden surprise as the highly decorated Sienna struts her way to the ring with a huge smile on her face. Kassidy can be seen in the ring smiling herself as her former partner is back.)
Stew-O: UNFUCKWITHABLE SIENNA JADE IS BACK! JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT #EAW15 WAS DYING DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: The former REVOLT! Freeweight Champion, Unified Womens Champion, National Elite Champion, multiple time tag champ, one half of the tag team of the decade, Elitist of the year, the list goes on and on for Sienna Jade who clearly feels like that isn’t enough and has some unfinished business!
Jake Mercer: My sources tell me that Sienna has been a stay at home mom since the last time we saw her. Her and Impact welcomed two little bundles of joy into the world, Colton and Jain and that’s why she’s been missing in action for so long! I wonder if Kassidy is the godmother🤔. Are they still on good terms?
Stew-O: I don’t know who your sources are but you should fire them. Sienna does NOT have any kids and she’s back for the first time in a year and a half after losing the National Elite Championship to the current EAW Champ.
(Sienna decides to stand right next to Kassidy, directly across from Madison and Amber before she starts speaking)
Sienna Jade: What can I say, had to save the best for last amirite? Look, I think everything that needs to be said has been said. We all have our motives, some of us want to make up for lost time and fulfill a destiny you feel like you should have reached if you werent a bunch of cockheads that ruined your own momentum and some of us, by us I mean Kass and I.. just want to add to our already big as fuck trophy case. I know the elephant in the room is going to be Kassidy and I being opponents again, but it’s really not a big deal. When all of you bitches are taken out, it’ll come down to us two and may the best woman win. There won’t be any love lost either way.
Kassidy Heart: Well look who we have here. I’m glad we can agree that there won’t be any love lost. But I hope you don’t expect me to go easy on you.
Sienna Jade: I wouldn’t want it any other way. Give me the fucking Mauler. If I’m going to test myself and prove to be the best I wanna face the best at the top of their game.
Astraea Jordan: Sorry to interrupt the reunion but I have a bone to pick with you Sienna and you know exactly what I’m talking about. You inserted yourself into my EOE cash-in match and became champion and that pretty much led to the end of my run at the time. Please understand that your inclusion in this match only makes me even more motivated. I WILL redeem myself from that bullshit one way or another.
Sienna Jade: Good luck with that! Sienna Jade has always been the name that stood over Astraea and no matter the year that’s not gonna change, I’d like to see you try though.
Astraea Jordan: Yeah and I’d like to see you try to escape Kassidy’s shadow for once.
Sheridan Müller: I’d like to see you all stop bickering like children. I’m the only person in this ring without some personal grudge or attachment to another person in this match which puts me at an advantage because my priorities are straight and I have nothing distracting me. Nobody cares about any of your reunions or history with one another. Sorry so and so beat so and so for a title years ago, this person turned on that person, this one is dating this person’s ex, none of that matters now. What matters is Battle of Egypt, when Sheridan Müller continues her dominance and wins gold here in EAW like I’ve been doing all over the world for the past several years. It’s time for a change in this division and it’s title holders, it’s time for the champion to be one that everyone can believe in, one that displays nothing short of…. German.. Efficiency.
(Sheridan drops the mic and rolls out of the ring as “Amerika” picks back up, the women in the ring are all still talking trash to one another and Sher off mic as she backpedals down the ramp saying some things back and posing)
Flannery McCoy: The stage is set ladies and gentlemen! Astraea Jordan vs Kassidy Heart vs Sheridan Muller vs Madison Kaline vs Amber Keys vs Sienna Jade! Talk about a star studded lineup. All of these women are world championship level talents so this should be one of the most competitive and hard hitting womens matches in EAW HISTORY. Tonight, it was Sheridan who got the last word but will she have the last word when it matters is the question.
(A commercial is shown for Battle of Egypt III: Alexandria Falls. What’s showcased is the newly confirmed six-woman ladder match for Universal Women’s Championship contention between Astraea Jordan, Kassidy Heart, Sheridan Muller, Madison Kalline, Amber Keys, and Sienna Jade!)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from the first commercial break of the night as the scene opens up backstage area, specifically near catering, as we see Kassidy Heart in her casual attire texting on her phone, steps start approaching her as she looks up to see none other than her former partner Sienna Jade who just returned earlier. Kass shakes her head as she begins smiling ear to ear.)
Kassidy Heart: Look who decided to show up…
(In walks Sienna Jade to the scene as we can what sounds like a pop of the live audience as Jade sends a smirk right back at Kassidy.)
Sienna Jade: Yeah I know surprise surprise! It’s been a minute, hasn’t it?
Kassidy Heart: You can say that. Jaded Hearts in the building, feels almost weird saying it right now.
Sienna Jade: It doesn’t feel wrong, does it?
Kassidy Heart: Of course not. I even miss it sometimes.
Sienna Jade: I’m kinda surprised to hear that given how successful you’ve been on your own. I miss it too, every once in a while. We’ve had our singles moments, careers that clearly hold their own against any other elitist ever. Thing is, running all over the tag team division with my Australian sister will always be some of my favorite memories here in EAW. Me and you, Jaded Hearts, standing tall and crushing the souls of other elitists effortlessly.
Kassidy Heart: First off, you know better than anyone just how much I get out of staring at some arrogant men or women’s faces and shutting their mouths closed permanently. It was just as much fun doing that with you by my side as it was me doing things solo. Sure, I’ve won World Championships and headline shows…
Sienna Jade: So have I, “sis”…
Kassidy Heart: I mean, you have and I have too is what I’m saying. We both have carried various divisions on our backs but that tag team division was one we definitely could have done even more damage to. Too bad that’s not what we have in front of us right now. That Universal Women’s Championship is what I’m solely focused on if I’m being honest with you.
Sienna Jade: I don’t blame you at all. I mean, you aren’t the only one focused on becoming Universal Women’s Champion. I didn’t come back JUST to swap pleasantries with my sister Kassidy. I too feel ready to climb back to the top of the women’s division and remind all these other women who is the alpha in EAW.
Kassidy Heart: Sounds like we will have to deal with one another at some point, huh?
Sienna Jade: We aren’t strangers to having to battle for gold, Kass. Need I remind you of Pain for Pride?
Kassidy Heart: Oh, I know and I remember what we had to do. This probably will be even more taxing. Even higher stakes. This ladder match is the golden ticket to challenging for that Universal Women’s Championship and a pathway to Pain for Pride.. This ladder match will be one that will shorten careers but also shine the brightest light on one woman. I will not go easy on anyone especially not you and I plan on settling that score from Pain for Pride by the way. With that said, I wish you good luck…”sis”.
Sienna Jade: Right back to you, “sis”.
Kassidy Heart: :ad:
Sienna Jade: :bron:
(The two embrace with a hug as the respect and love they have for one another is felt. As they release the hug, they size one another up.)
Sienna Jade: Hey, quick question. You ever thought about going full brunette?
Kassidy Heart: Oh gawd…
Sienna Jade: I’m just saying, it would look good on you if-
???: Excuse us ladies, just walking on by…
(In walks the infamous High Rollerz. Jack Ripley and David Davidson walk to the side of Kassidy as Sienna gets closer to her Jaded Heart partner in crime. Jack and David have on matching sweatsuits with their names and team logo on the back in red and green colors. Jack and David look at each other before turning back to Kass and Sienna and smiling.)
Jack Ripley: Guess who’s back, back, back…back again…gain…gain.
David Davidson: Jade is back, back, back…with her friend…end…end.
Kassidy Heart: Who blew into a dog whistle and got you two bitches so riled up?
David Davidson: OUCH! That stings a little bit.
Sienna Jade: I’m glad it did. Hopefully it stings almost as bad as it stung when you two clowns lost Tag Team of the Decade to…what team beat you two and every other team for that prestigious award?! Kass, you want to remind them?
Kassidy Heart: I don’t remember. OH WAIT! I think I do. Wasn’t it…The…Jaded Hearts? Pretty sure it was. Maybe I’m wrong. Do you remember, Jack?
Jack Ripley: Oh shit, Kass with the venom. You swinging below the belt mighty early Mrs. BabayagaMuhammadEzekial-Bin Laden Jr or whatever blasphemous, racist ass moniker your husband has nowadays. How you guys got that award is dubious I would say, right David?
David Davidson: I’d say quite dubious but whatever. We are in a new decade now. Besides, we all know that a lot of weird stuff was going on with how things came off back then…right, Kass? Took you a while but congratulations on you putting that horrible Empire run in the past. Look at you now. So accomplished. So decorated. So…
Kassidy Heart: …Much better than you both, right?
David Davidson: Spicy. No wonder you’ve been so good so long.
Sienna Jade: Timeless talents like us never really fall off.
David Davidson: Yeah, individually you guys both are chasing that Universal Women’s title. Good luck, ladies.
Jack Ripley: Lord knows you two probably can’t cut it as a tag team anymore like The High Rollerz. But, good luck with your-
Kassidy Heart: Woah, slow your roll before you trip and reinjure your leg or your head or whatever it was that had you out of competition for three years or so.
David Davison: Look, if you two weren’t so selfish you wouldn’t be competing with one another for a chance at gold. But, that’s a positive right? Your selfishness has got you battling it out with a few other ladies for a title shot. So, congrats.
Jack Ripley: Yay, Jaded Wolfe Hearts…
Sienna Jade: You two sound like you want to see The Jaded Hearts-
Kassidy Heart: And that’s without any Wolfe, by the way.
Sienna Jade: Right. The High Rollerz sound like they want to see just how unselfish The Jaded Hearts can be from my point of view. Maybe you don’t know this but we are very unselfish when it comes to stomping the teeth of loud mouth idiots like you two down your throats.
Jack Ripley: So much tension, so much sexual tension. Aren’t you girls both married? I mean I know Kass is…
Sienna Jade: You talk too much.
David Davidson: I know, right? He’s just joking, Sienna. Besides, we just wanted to tell the Tag Team of the decade…
(David pretends to dry heave.)
David Davidson: Sorry about that. We just wanted to tell you good luck fighting for that title shot in that ladder match. While you two rip each other’s hair out, we will be making quickwork of our opponents and becoming World Tag Team Champions…again.
Jack Ripley: Team work makes the dream work!
(Jack and David high five obnoxiously as they walk away laughing at Kassidy and Sienna who look completely over with The High Rollerz passive aggressive behavior.)
Sienna Jade: What fucking assholes?
Kassidy Heart: Don’t sweat those two. They clearly are still hurt about the fact that regardless of how well they did as a team and how many reigns they had that they never could fuck with us.
Sienna Jade: And if they keep talking we might have to remind them…
(The scene ends with Sienna giving Kassidy a look that Kassidy slowly nods as a form of approval.)
Stew-O: These are two of the most iconic and respected teams in professional wrestling history and when they get in the same room together it’s clear fireworks could pop off at the drop of a hat. The Jaded Hearts are the tag team of the decade and The High Rollerz clearly don’t believe that to be true. Regardless, I can see a near future where these two teams cross paths and I doubt it will be pretty.
Jake Mercer: Oh you damn skippy it won’t be pretty. Sienna Jade and Kassidy are certified destroyers and The High Rollerz are absolutely amazing. That’s an 8 star match in the Tokyo dome if I ever saw one.
Flannery McCoy: 8 stars? Out of ten?
Jake Mercer: Nope, 8 stars out of 5. It would blow the ratings system to shreds, Flannery. FUCKING SHREDS!!!
(The camera from there goes over from the broadcasting booth towards the stage where Stephie Love is seen standing by with a smile on her face ready to announce the first match on hand tonight here on Dynasty!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
( ‘Everybody Knows My Name’ by Harley Poe hits as Lila Vandran comes out to the stage in a crazy mood. Lila looks excited about her debut here tonight in EAW, then starts to make her way from the stage over to the ring. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, MAKING HER EAW DEBUT, FROM MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE… WEIGHING IN 103 POUNDS… SHE’S ‘THE DEVOUT DEVIL’!!!… LILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Another new star to debut here tonight on Dynasty! 💯 Here she is, The Devout Devil, Lila Vandran! She’s coming out here tonight out of the ordinary and ready to make her presence to be known all over the Dynasty brand! Also, the one who will be complete in the upcoming Iconic cup!
Jake Mercer: Man, Look at her, Crazy and “Kewt.” My sincere apologies.
Stew-O: :cmon:
Jake Mercer: Bro, don’t look at me like that damn.
(‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang hits as Lisa Wren makes her way out from behind the curtain down to the stage. Lisa looked around then her eyes turned back to Lila, who was waiting for her. Lisa begins to step off the stage, on the ramp, and over to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT, FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, WEIGHING 130 POUNDS. SHE’S THE “GROWN-ASS WOMAN”.. LISSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MY GROWN ASS WOMAN!!! ANOTHER QUEEN ON DYNASTY BRAND!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY QUEENS IN THIS BRAND??!?!?!??!?!?! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!- Ahem, Sorry. Anyway, Lisa was selected to be part of the Iconic cup recently, but tonight, she’s not here to compete in the Iconic cup tournament. So she comes to prove herself again, whether she’s ready for it or not, tonight to be in spite of a newcomer, Lila Vandran.
Stew-O: I don’t know why you have to tell people about the first part but well, true, Lisa had a chance to be a part of the Iconic Cup this year, and tonight, She came here to prepare herself for the first round against Ximena Velasquez in that tournament.
Flannery McCoy: I’m glad Lisa is still alive until now after being through an absolute hell against Aurora Monroe at Reckless Wiring this year. Lisa came back to Dynasty show once again, and would she be able to overcome the odds against Lila Vandran? We don’t know; let’s see what will happen soon.
(DING DING DING!!!!!)
Jake Mercer: Here we go, Lila vs. Lisa. I can’t wait to see how these two will kick each other off. LISA STEPS OFF HER CORNER JUST A BIT, BUT LILA DON’T WASTE ANY TIME AND CHARGES LISA AT HER CORNER WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK!!! LISA EARLIER DOWN BY THAT POWERFUL SINGLE-LEG DROPKICK BACK TO HER CORNER!!!! LISA IS DOWN BUT NOT LILA; LILA ROLLS BACK TO BOTH OF HER FEET AND RAINS DOWN A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES ON LISA, WHO IS STILL DOWN AT HER CORNER!!! THE REFEREE CAN’T KEEP THIS TOO LONG BEFORE HE BEGINS TO COUNT ON LI-
Flannery McCoy: LILA DRAGS LISA OUT BY HER LEFT WRIST OF HER CORNER BEFORE THE COUNT START. THEN, LILA PULLS LISA IN, RAISES HER HIGH IN THE AIR, AND LANDS HER SPINE DOWN ON THE MAT WITH A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!! LILA HAS BEEN TAKING OVER THIS MATCH; GOOD WORK BY A NEWCOMER.
Stew-O: LISA TRIES TO BRING HERSELF BACK TO THIS MATCH AFTER TAKING A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER FROM LILA WHILE LISA ESCALATES HERSELF AT THE CORNER… LILA RUNS AT FULL SPEED OVER TO LISA AND MEETS HER WITH A SIGNATURE THAT SHE CALLS ‘MIND SPIKE’!!!! RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LILA JUMPS FOR A MOVE, BUT LISA DUCKS UNDER AT THE MOMENT SHE JUMPED, SPINS AROUND, AND STRIKES THE BACK OF LILA’S NECK IN THE MID-AIR WITH A DISCUS PUNCH!!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT???!?!?!??! NICE MOVE THO :oh: !!!
Jake Mercer: That’s right. She’s not just a grown-ass woman. She’s also a ‘smart and grown’ ass woman!
Stew-O: That’s not funny. Honestly, don’t make a joke ever again, Jake.
Jake Mercer: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Well anyway what a beautiful counter by Lisa as Lila is dropped down to the canvas! It’s clear that Lila is feeling the damage right now as she begins to get back up to her feet… ONLY TO BE MET WITH A STIFF RIGHT HOOK TO THE FACE BY LISA WHICH STUNS HER! Lisa winds up… BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE- NO! Before that can happen it’s Lila that manages to grab it in time before pushing it away! Lisa stumbles back but wastes zero time running forward… ONLY FOR LILA TO GO UNDER AND TAKE HER DOWN WITH AN IMPRESSIVE BACK BODY DROP TO COUNTER!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa bounces off the canvas as she definitely did not expect that, getting herself back up to her feet to the best of her ability- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A KNEE STRIKE BY LILA WHICH TAKES LISA BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Lila isn’t done though, turning around before running the ropes and back… LAUNCHING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE FACE! Lila isn’t done though, getting back up before running the ropes again… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH ONE MORE KNEE DROP FOR GOOD MEASURE ONTO THE FACE OF LISA WREN! Lila stomps her feet in anticipation, waiting for Lisa to get back up as she looks to have her right where she wants her… LILA GOING FOR A REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! SHE CALLS THIS ONE ‘SMITE”!
Jake Mercer: BUT LISA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT JUST IN TIME! Lisa stumbles and almost loses her balance but manages to keep herself up- ONLY FOR LISA TO STEP FORWARD AND SEND A SHARP KICK TOWARDS HER ABDOMEN TO SEND HER TUMBLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Lisa has managed to turn this match back around in her favor and right now, that does not look good for someone like Lila, she’s going to have to find a way to counter this and fast if she’s looking to get back into this match! LISA WALKS OVER TO LILA’S BACK AND TRIES TO SET HER DOWN WITH THE OCTOPUS HOLD! BUT LILA’S BACK ELBOWS TO HER ABDOMEN AND ARM-DRAGS HER TO THE FRONT. LISA LANDED AND SAT IN A SEATED POSITION. LILA HEADS TO THE ROPES, HOPS OFF THE ROPES, AND ATTACHES LISA WITH GAMENGIRI!-
Stew-O: BUT LISA RISES UPON HER FEET IN TIME, JUMPS OVER LILA, AND LOCKS LILA’S ARM UP IN THAT OMOPLATA!! LILA IS IN TROUBLE!!
Flannery McCoy: LILA YELLS OUT OF HER PAIN, AND IT SHOWS THAT SHE WASN’T IN A GOOD POSITION. LILA NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, AND SHE’S DOING IT RIGHT NOW. SHE TRIES TO CRAWL TO THE ROPE TO BREAK OUT OF THIS, BUT LISA DRIVES MORE PAIN INTO HER SUBMISSION HOLD AND TRIES TO BREAK LILA’S ARM AT THIS POINT!!! WHAT IS LILA GOING TO DO TO GET OUT OF THIS???-
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THE POWER!!!! BA GAWD!!! THIS NEWCOMER IS ON SOMETHING!!!! LILA COMES UPON BOTH OF HER FEET, HOISTS LISA UP ON HER SHOULDERS, POPS HER IN THE AIR, AND NAILS LISA WITH ‘HELP YOURSELF’!!!! SINGLE LEG CODEBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTED. LISA’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN, AND LILA DROPS DOWN FOR A PIN!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LISA WREN KICKS OUT IN TIME!!! A CLOSE ONE FOR LILA VANDRAN!!!
Flannery McCoy: LILA GOT LISA IN A POSITION, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS READY TO FINISH THIS OFF!! LILA ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM DOWN ONTO THE APRON. LILA GRABS THE SECOND ROPE AND GETS HERSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET. LILA LOOKS AT LISA, WHO STRAINS TO BRING HERSELF BACK TO THIS MATCH, JUMPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE, AND COMES ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE SKY WITH ‘SWEET RELEASE’!!! SPRINGBOARD FAMOUS-
Jake Mercer: DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER IN THE MID-AIR!!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER IN THE MID-AIR!!!! LISA JUST CAUGHT LILA WITH HER FINISHER!!! THIS IS IT!!! LISA GOES FOR A PIN ON LILA!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!… LISA WRENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: :notbad: That was a decent match and a great showcase by Lila Vandran, who came out tonight for her debut match. Great work by a newcomer but more importantly… Congrats to Lisa Wren!!
Stew-O: That’s right. Both women were out here tonight and did an excellent job for each other, but in the end, the victory goes to Lisa Wren, and congrats. I do not doubt Lila Vandran; I can see more potential from her soon in the Iconic Cup.
Flannery McCoy: Lila did well and proved why she also could be the future EAW Universal women’s champion when the time has come. Lila did a great job like what Stew and Jake just said, but yes, Congrats to Lisa Wren here tonight, and we hope to see more from both women in the Iconic Cup too! I’m so excited!
(‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang starts to play throughout the arena as the referee raises Lisa’s hand in the air as she’s the winner of this contest. Lisa celebrates her victory over Lila Vandran then the scene fades to elsewhere. )
( Returning from a commercial break, cameras are situated backstage and we’re in the locker-room of none other than Alex Myers! “The Forgotten Mortal” is shown adjusting their ring gear and doing stretches ahead of their tag team match on tonight’s show. On last week’s episode of Dynasty, Alex scored a quick and convincing win against Jake Bathory and they’ll be looking to replicate that success tonight, albeit with some caveats thrown into the mix. Not only will they be going up against The Golden Guns, undoubtedly tougher opposition than his last venture out, but their tag team partner is none other than Jon Kelton, the New Breed Champion! What can be said without question is it’s a complicated team-up between Alex and Jon as the two of them will be doing battle not long from now, with the New Breed Championship slated to be on the line at the Battle of Egypt! The nimble wrestler obviously has a lot on their mind tonight, doubt etched across their features as they lace up their boots. Having confidence that their attire will hold-up tonight in what’ll be a fun, high-octane bout, Alex walks over to the locker-room door. But the second they swing it open, their entire momentum pauses. The cameras pan to reveal Jon Kelton himself standing in the door frame! Kelton gestures he’d like to enter and after a handful of seconds, Myers obliges and allows “The Chosen One” inside. )
Jon Kelton: Not bad digs, Myers not too shabby at all.
( Kelton states, sauntering in with an indistinguishable swagger like he owns the place. )
Jon Kelton: I’ll cut right to it, kid. I’m usually a lone wolf but tonight? You’ve been given the opportunity to team with me. I know it’s a star-striking moment, management gotta do what they gotta do to bring the ratings in, so I figured I’d come and have a little chat with you so we’re on the same page.
( Kelton fires off an assertive nod, it made sense after all, a loss for the two of them wouldn’t be good at all, especially for Jon who lost to Andre Walker last week! )
Jon Kelton: I thought we should go with the approach that makes the most sense. I’ll be in the spotlight, as champion of the New Breed division, I need to represent. If an unlikely situation arises and I look like I might be in trouble? You can come in, throw your little teenage body around and maybe, just maybe, we might have a shot of winning this thing. But you can depend on me, because just like at Battle of Egypt? I’m gonna show why I’m the Champion. Sounds good, little buddy?
( Jon Kelton has an assured, confident look blemishing his facial features. The camera pans back over to Alex Myers who doesn’t look too dissimilar to a hot-headed anime character. Any second now he’s gonna take Kelton’s leg and push him to the ground. “The Chosen One” senses this, holding hands up to gesture he’s having his tag team partner on, a half-hearted laugh emitting from his mouth. Despite the two of their… differences… there is no doubt that Kelton is not willing to throw their match away due to a couple of petty differences.)
Jon Kelton: Kidding, kidding! Relax, pop a pill. Look Alex, seriously, I know you can be an asset. I thought I’d break the ice with something, but it’s clear we’re getting mixed signals so it’s whatever. I just wanted to stop by, get on the same page and wish you good luck. We have a match coming up, yeah, but we can compromise tonight, put that out of our heads and go out there and beat The Golden Guns. It’s not like they’re unstoppable or on some crazy roll through the field, they’re a bunch of bums, and the two of us… or at least I… can handle that.
( He shrugs, looking towards Alex for any sign of a reaction, however Myers is studying intently, waiting for him to persist. )
Jon Kelton: We can get on the same page for one night and then go back to disliking each other Saturday morning, right? Last week I didn’t get the win, although I was inches away, and tonight’s my chance to rectify that and you? Well, you can support that I guess. You could become a hero to these people too, Myers… Just don’t get too over your head.
Jon Kelton: There’s a lot of pressure on the two of us and the New Breed division as a whole. If you start getting too flashy, putting on a show? I’ll have no issue sitting your ass in time out and winning this for the both of us. The issue with you is you’re too flamboyant and even though you won’t admit it, you’re reckless because you feed off the crowd. You want to please them and it’s why you have this erratic, daredevil reputation. Teaming with me? It’s a blessing, and if you fuck my chances of winning a match up? I’ll let you know about it both verbally and physically.
( Kelton shakes his head, fitting his Championship onto his shoulder while Alex stays dead silent. The aggression in the room has returned, both Elitists having done somewhat well up to this point. )
Jon Kelton: The moment the bell rings, winners or losers, this is done and we’re back to being future opponents. My number one priority is keeping a hold of this belt. It’s the reason why I fight. To build my reputation up, improve week-on-week and be the gatekeeper that keeps people like you out.
( Alex has finally had enough, interjecting before Kelton can continue with his rant. )
Alex Myers: You know I don’t care what you think about me, don’t you?
( Alex states, blank demeanor illustrating their expression. They raises a brow at Kelton’s exaggerated reaction to this. )
Alex Myers: Wish I did, it’s just how the cookie crumbles at times. I get your act, your routine. Switching between kindness and rudeness, trying to come in here and intimidate me, like you’d beat my ass if I went off-script or tried taking our match into my own hands. Yeah, yeah, but you wouldn’t compromise our chances at victory right? You’re so hypocritical at times, man.
( Myers sighs, looking past Jon at the door frame in which he walked into the locker-room. The smaller wrestler then returns direct eye-contact. )
Alex Myers: It just isn’t going to work on me, I might be smaller, weaker, whatever, but I don’t fear you. You’ve had it easy up until now. You haven’t been tested like I’m going to test you. It’s that simple. I don’t have the resume or the ground-breaking achievements that you do. But I’m more determined than ever. So I’ll play along tonight but like you said, one this match ends? This partnership is done and dusted.
Jon Kelton: Yeah, little dude, whatever. Best of luck out there.
( With a quick turn, Kelton marches out of Myers’ locker-room and takes a sharp left. The camera follows briefly, before cutting back to Alex Myers, who shrugs their shoulders, indifferent features looking at the door and then turning to gaze back at their locker-room. The scene would begin to fade out. The broadcast would show a quick feature of their upcoming tag team match, before Friday Night Dynasty, from there, begins to transition to elsewhere. )
(Friday Night Dynasty then goes from the backstage area of The Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico to a video package. It kicks off with footage showcasing ‘La Diosa’ Ximena Velasquez in action. Conquering every foe that stands in her way, some with frightening ease, as her intimidating stature and sheer power proves to be no match for even some of the best Elitists that EAW has to offer. She is an unstoppable being and has shown that every step of the way, and even more apparent, a true warrior who cannot be stopped by even the best. From there, the hype video then goes over to an undisclosed gym in Mexico City, where Ximena Velasquez is seen training on a punching bag, violently beating it with brutal punches left and right. She takes a moment to wipe the sweat off her brow with a towel near her, looking towards the camera with a stern expression, before continuing her training, speaking with a steady tone as she does so which is pretty intimidating in itself.)
Ximena Velasquez: Escúchame! What you’re seeing right now, this is my HERITAGE. This is my ROOTS. Tonight we are here in Mexico and there is no doubt that I am the face of it. The face of all Tejanos, Mexican Americans, and an inspiration to them all. They all look up to ‘La Diosa’, and they all aspire to be me. I said this all of many months ago and it still stands today. All that time ago back when I was heading into my match against Ms. Extreme for the Universal Women’s Championship at Territorial Invasion…
(Ximena nails the punching bag with a brutal right, nearly tearing it off its hinges as she steps back and takes a deep breath. She remembers that night very fondly, where she ended up on the losing side of that whole ordeal and found herself unsuccessful in her World Championship endeavors. She set out on a journey to prove Ms. Extreme wrong, that Ximena Velasquez was a mountain among the rest and she was going to prove why her dominance stops at nothing, but that didn’t happen… and for the first time, Ximena suffered a loss in EAW. It’s an unsettling thought, but it seems that Ximena has come to terms with it despite that.)
Ximena Velasquez: Now, I have the chance to prove everything I had to say was true, and that ‘La Diosa’ is still a force to be reckoned with and a monster among men. Back then I said in order to be the best… you have to beat the best. That was exactly the mentality I walked in with that night, but it’s funny, despite the loss, how little things have changed since then… but at the same time… how everything has changed.
(The footage then goes to shots that are the polar opposite of what we’ve been seeing. Instead of showing feats of strength and accomplishment by Ximena, it instead shows the numerous losses that Ximena has succumbed to this Season. If it be in singles competition or multi person, she hasn’t been short on losing it all in a matter of minutes, and it’s clear that her emotions having dealt with all of that haven’t been the most stable, with shots being shown of that as well. Ximena takes a deep breath, continuing to speak.)
Ximena Velasquez: How everything has changed, from having a winning streak… undefeated… unstoppable… ‘LA DIOSA’! I was the guaranteed Champion, and the future of this business as we know it. With the strength of my ancestors paving the way to success for me… but now, what am I? I can’t even tell you myself. All I can say is… things could be a hell of a lot better. SEASON XV COULD BE A HELL OF A LOT BETTER IF IT WASN’T FOR… Harper Lee.
(From there, it then recaps the history that Ximena and Harper have with one another. From their dominant team with one another, to Ximena’s shocking betrayal at Pain For Pride XIV. Although it seemed to be finished, the following year Harper cost her a match for the Specialists Championship at King of Elite. Then Ximena cost Serenity Valdez her match against Harper, all to make sure she could get her hands on the Specialists Champion and do it properly. The last shot of the montage shown is Harper speaking on Ximena last week, along with Ximena coming out and demanding a match between the two of them for the Specialists Championship.)
Ximena Velasquez: Harper Lee came at me, and she said that I had fumbled every opportunity that I had ever gotten since Season XV got underway… and I really wanted to hurt that gringa whore after she had said that… but then I realized the bitter truth, and the fact that she was right… it’s not something to pride myself on… but es verdad…
(Ximena takes her knuckle and presses it up against the wall next to her, looking down at the ground and taking a few deep breaths before looking up at the camera.)
Ximena Velasquez: BUT! That doesn’t mean it’s over with. That does not mean that La Diosa is done. No he terminado. Llegaré hasta el final. The fact of the matter is that La Diosa is not done. I am still the same dominant force that was undefeated for all those weeks hailed as the unstoppable force to be reckoned with across the entire roster. The future of the business who would have an eternal Women’s Championship reign!!! I am going to turn it around…
(The camera cuts to a brief clip of a deranged Harper Lee laughing)
Ximena Velasquez: What better way to get back on track and turn things around than by starting with the person who made me who I am in the first place. Take away the one thing that means the most to her. Take away that championship. There is nothing that can stop me from doing that. Nothing holding me back. I am unchained. La Diosa es salvaje y es una asesina. Listen Harper you bitch! You can’t do shit about it! One way or another… XIMENA VELASQUEZ WILL COME OUT ON TOP AS YOUR NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…
(Ximena Velasquez motions around her waist where soon the championship will be…)
Ximena Velasquez: AND SEASON XV… WILL THRIVE!
(Ximena Velasquez begins to laugh as the camera fades to black and all that can be heard is her maniacal laughter until eventually that too fades.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing inside of the ring, ready to announce the next match at hand here tonight!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Dark Fantasy’ by Kanye West is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as the crowd begins to erupt into a chorus of boos in response. The camera, from there, goes over to show the collective unit of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, also known as The Golden Guns, begin to make their way out from the backstage area and towards the ring. They look ready to go here tonight as Johnny turns around and begins to hype Solomon up, rallying the crowd, or at least attempting to, in hopes of them motivating the two of them towards a victory here tonight, before they begin to make their way towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first at a combined weight of 464 pounds they are the tag team of JOHNNNYYYY ANDREWSS AND SOLOMON STANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEN GUNSSSSSSSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Golden Guns are here and tonight, they look more ready than ever to get a huge win under their belts. Which is something that is a need especially if they want to become the next EAW Unified Tag Team Championships at Battle of Egypt III.
Stew-O: Well whilst they have The High Rollerz and The Haircare Kings to worry about when the time comes for that… They also have a tough challenge here tonight, but you have to imagine their true focus is on what lies ahead! They can’t consider this match to be a simple warmup however.
Jake Mercer: Well the Golden Guns are the type to take every match at 100% and I am sure they intend to prove their dominance over the tag team division going forward.
(‘Voices’ by Motionless in White begins to play up as the crowd erupts into cheers upon seeing Alex Myers begin to make their way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. They have a straight expression on their face, stern more than anything, as they look around with a blank stare, before beginning to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring before ready than ever to get this match underway.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents introducing first from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 170 pounds they are “The Forbidden Future” ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MYERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
(But before Alex can even make it to the ring, the sounds of ‘Last Strike’ by Polo G are heard as the crowd gives New Breed Champion, Jon Kelton a very lukewarm reaction as he begins to make his way out to the stage. Alex doesn’t look all that happy that Kelton interrupted, but simply sighs, knowing that they’re tag partners here tonight, as Kelton takes his Championship and raises it into the air. From there. Kelton then begins to strut down the ramp and towards the ring with a big smirk on his face whilst he does so.)
Stephie Love: And their tag team partner from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 212 pounds he is “The Chosen One” and the current reigning EAW New Breed Champion…. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNN KELTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Unlike their opponents Jon Kelton and Alex Myers may struggle to get along here tonight. They have a big title match coming up and you know Kelton wants to establish that dominance. That was explicitly stated earlier in the night with Kelton coming to give Alex a pep talk, but it was clear that Alex wasn’t having it and it was more like Kelton trying to talk down to them and tell them the pecking order in EAW.
Stew-O: Well that’s definitely no exception here tonight in this match, as it looks like Kelton is demanding to start the match for his team as the posturing is in full force.
Jake Mercer: It seems that Alex Myers is relenting and allowing Jon Kelton to start the match but they can’t be super happy about it.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: It looks like Jon Kelton and Johnny Andrews are starting things off here tonight for this hot tag team match. We are about to see some Jon on Johnny action which makes you wonder why they can’t just get along due to their similar names. Johnny immediately charges in but Jon blocks his running punch and counters with some well placed strikes of his own! Jon goes in as he has Johnny rocked into the corner and whips him across the ring. Johnny goes head first into the turnbuckle and Jon gets behind him as he bounces off and takes him down with a Running Bulldog! The cover!-
Stew-O: No! Johnny Andrews quickly rolls away from Jon Kelton making his way over to Solomon Stane and frantically tagging out of the match and rolling out of the ring to escape Kelton’s onslaught! Johnny weaseling out of this situation but now Kelton has a much bigger situation on his hands in the form of Solomon! Solomon lumbers his way into the ring as Kelton balls his fists bracing for the fight ahead. The Stane Gang is ready for a fight!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane enters the ring as Jon Kelton goes to meet him for a fight. However, Solomon ignores every blow being thrown at him as the crowd looks on in awe at his resilience. Kelton fires up now as he fights even harder trying to do some damage to Solomon who suddenly responds with a big headbutt out of nowhere dropping Kelton to the mat! Solomon showing he is not one to be fucked with as Kelton gets back up and eats a Big Boot to the face putting the New Breed Champion right back down. Kelton is getting wrecked!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane stays on Jon Kelton as he falls down in the corner and begins stomping a mud hole. He makes the tag in to his partner Johnny Andrews once he gets tired with Johnny entering the ring to take over the stomping for his team as they attempt to dig a tunnel through the core of Kelton with their boots. Johnny showboats for the crowd as he has taken complete control and is now just toying with Kelton. Kelton struggles to get back up but has his eyes raked by Andrews and collapses to the mat. Johnny runs off the ropes with a Running Punt Kick right to the chest of Kelton putting him down in the ring! But Kelton sits back up! Johnny can’t believe it! He runs the ropes again and hits another Running Punt Kick to the jaw of Kelton who is knocked cold! Johnny with the cover!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The New Breed Champion Jon Kelton stays alive!!! But Johnny Andrews won’t let up as he punches hard on his fallen opponent keeping him exactly where he wants him! Hard kicks from Johnny each time Kelton tries to get back up as he just refuses to let up. The Golden Guns going hard in this match here tonight it is clear that they have to get things together considering the teams they will be going up against at the Battle of Egypt. It looks like they are going all out in preparation for that big night but let’s not act like tonight isn’t big as well! This is Dynasty after all!
Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews runs off the ropes going to ram his knee hard into the head of Jon Kelton… but Kelton manages to get back up and takes Johnny down with a charging clothesline turning him inside out! This might be Kelton’s chance here! Both men down as Alex Myers extends their arm out into the ring offering the hand to Kelton! The crowd willing Kelton on but can he make the tag to Alex??? Kelton goes for it!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Johnny Andrews is back up in time with a kick to the gut of Jon Kelton! He grabs the arms and drops him with a sudden DDT to the mat! Andrews with the cover as he may have what it takes to put this match away once and for all!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Jon Kelton! The New Breed Champion stays alive up in here! Andrews cannot believe it! He is outraged and knows that this is his chance to put a champion away and prove he can do it and maybe pick up the titles he is really looking for at Battle of Egypt but it is not to be! Andrews needs to keep it together here and it looks like Solomon Stane is insisting he tag out as he drags Kelton into their corner bashing his head off the top turnbuckle and tags Solomon into the ring. Solomon enters, trapping Kelton in the corner. Alex has yet to enter this match and you can tell they are very frustrated not being allowed to enter as Kelton is being destroyed in the corner. Stane runs off the ropes connecting with a Stinger Splash into the corner and you have to imagine that was painful with that crushing impact!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane tags Johnny Andrews back in who whips Jon Kelton into another corner. Andrews charges in!!! RUNNING LEAPING CLOTHESLINE INTO THE CORNER!!!-
Flannery McCoy: No! Jon Kelton moves out of the way!!! Johnny Andrews goes crotch first into the turnbuckle and that has to be very painful!!!
Stew-O: JON KELTON LEAPS ACROSS THE RING FROM HIS CORNER AND MAKES THE TAG IN TO ALEX MYERS!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS HAS ENTERED THE RING AND THEY ARE KICKING ASS!!! Big Clothesline to Johnny Andrews taking him down! Alex whips Johnny across the ring… Running Spear catches Johnny and takes him down! Alex with a hard haymaker shot to Solomon Stane on the side of the ring knocking him off as Alex is demolishing the Golden Guns single handedly!!! ALEX NOW STALKING ON JOHNNY………………
Flannery McCoy: FINAL SYMPHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALEX CONNECTS WITH THE CRUCIFIX DROPPED INTO A LUNGBLOWER!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the team of ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MYERSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Voices’ once again begins to play as Alex sits up with a snarl on their face, feeling energized thanks to the win. The referee makes his way over and helps Alex up to their feet, taking their hand and raising it high in the air. Meanwhile, Kelton joins them inside the ring, having his hand raised as well with the New Breed Championship in hand as he does so.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow what a match that we’ve just seen here tonight! Despite the disagreements throughout the match, Alex and Kelton managed to put it to the side to get a victory here tonight, and a big one nonetheless as it was up against some of the best that the tag division here in EAW has to offer. Maybe after everything is said and done with the New Breed Championship, they can find themselves teaming with one another :wow:.
Stew-O: Well I wouldn’t say all of that, that’s for certain :roman:. But as for the Golden Guns it is clear they really need to get their shit together before Battle of Egypt. They can’t have another loss like this if they want to be the Unified Tag Team Champions and prove they are the best tag team in all of EAW!!! Nonetheless, congratulations to the team of Jon Kelton and Alex Myers-
**CLANG**
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! THE AUDACITY! KELTON JUST TOOK HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP AND RAN FORWARD BEFORE SLAMMING IT ACROSS THE SKULL OF ALEX MYERS! Kelton isn’t done though, turning around and beginning to bring Alex back up to their feet…
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘FINAL ATONEMENT’! STANDING SPINNING HEEL KICK DROPS ALEX DOWN TO THE GROUND! STATEMENT MADE BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT!!!
(Kelton takes his boot and presses it up against the chest of Alex Myers, taking his Championship and raising it high in the air before turning around and beginning to make his way out of the ring. ‘Last Strike’ then begins to play up again as it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty from there goes to the backstage area where the previous match between The Golden Guns and Alex Myers alongside Jon Kelton is seen broadcasted on a television screen. As the camera pans out, it’s revealed that the two people watching are Jack Ripley and David Davidson, better known as The High Rollerz, who the crowd cheer loudly in response for. They turn their attention away from the screen towards Dynasty Backstage Interviewer Michael Belfort who’s seen standing by with a microphone in hand.)
Michael Belfort: Jack, David, sorry if I’m interrupting something here. I just wanted to get a few questions, do you mind?
Jack Ripley: Sure, I guess.
Michael Belfort: Well first I want to get the elephant in the room out of the way and talk about what happened last week. Just to recap for the people who don’t know, The Haircare Kings made an appearance on Dynasty and were looking to accept your challenge for the Unified Tag Team Championships. That was before The Golden Guns came out and proclaimed that they deserved a Unified Tag Team Championship shot as well, which is what The Haircare Kings gave them. Now at Battle of Egypt III, it’s a triple threat tag match for the Unified Tag Team Championships. Surely that has to put a dampener on your plans.
David Davidson: Is it safe to say not really? I mean, I don’t know what The Golden Guns will do to ruin our chances, especially considering we’ve already beat them before. So I don’t see why their inclusion will create any issues for us, it’s just… puzzling. I mentioned it briefly in what I said yesterday, but in what world do they deserve a Unified Tag Team Championship opportunity? What universe? Because even if there is one, it surely ain’t ours. I get people feel sympathy for them, gravitate towards them due to their struggles. But they couldn’t hack it in the ring before, what makes them think they can do it now? You get me? Long story short, nothing we can do about it now. They’re there, so what? But it was a very stupid decision made by Jake and Chris that they’re going to learn to regret, if it be at my hands or by Jack’s.
Jack Ripley: Truth be told, I wish I cared about them, it would add some spice to this match. But I really don’t. David and I aren’t going to spend restless nights thinking over plan after plan to take them down… because we already have. The only thing that makes this match any sort of special is the fact that the Unified Tag Team Championships are on the line, and that’s what our sights are set on. Doesn’t matter who is added to this match or what. The Golden Guns will make the same mistakes that they made last time and hey, that’s on them. It’s not our problem other than the fact that we’ll have to listen to it again, but it’s a minor inconvenience compared to what we’re truly after. When it’s all said and done, hopefully, we won’t have to hear from them again and even then, we’re going to make sure that they’re nowhere close to those Championships. I’ve had my fair share of facing undeserving people who get opportunities that they don’t deserve, let’s hope this is the last time.
Michael Belfort: Well deviating from that, how about The Haircare Kings? The Golden Guns are threats in themselves, but Jake and Chris are the Tag Champions for a reason. What are your thoughts on them? More specifically, how do you plan to approach a match like this heading into Battle of Egypt?
David Davidson: Well for starters, it seems like they’re not taking us very seriously. Kinda rude but what can you do about it? There are some people that just don’t appreciate the history and that’s what Jake and Chris are suffering from, no hiding that. If they want to overlook three-time Unified Tag Team Champions and one of if not the best tag team of all time here in EAW, I’m not gonna waste my breath telling them something they’re not gonna buy. They’re just going to have to find out for themselves, and that’s something that we can easily do. As soon as The High Rollerz reunited, our goal was to become four-time Unified Tag Team Champions. Now that we got it? You expect us to let that go so easily? Nah.
Jack Ripley: I’ve gotten the opportunity to face Jake and Chris inside the ring before, and each and every time it’s not much of a surprise to me when they end up fumbling every opportunity they get in some capacity. Even when they’re thrown a bone for their troubles, which I see is what the Tag Titles are for unfortunately, they’re going to screw up at some point. And right now it seems like they’re leading themselves to that point even considering doubting us. Dunno why you would do that, but hey whatever floats your boat I guess. No worries tho, we’ll make it known that we are undoubtedly their best challenge, without all the smoke and mirrors. And then at Battle of Egypt-
???: Then at Battle of Egypt what? You prove us right?
(The camera goes over as the crowd once again cheers for Chris Elite and Jake Smith making their way into the scene. The Haircare Kings have the Unified Tag Team Championships resting on their shoulders while Chris seems ready for his match against David later in the night. The two of them look to one another with puzzled expressions on their face before turning over to the two High Rollerz and beginning to speak.)
Chris Elite: Oh my fucking God how many times you gonna call yourselves the best tag team in the world, WE GET IT. It’s getting old beloved and if you keep kidding yourself it’s gonna be worse for you when you lose at Battle of Egypt. I don’t give a damn what you two did back in 2017 or whatever, shits old news especially with how dead the division was. If you need it spelled out for you then clearly you’re the ones that need to get checked out and not us. You can say what you want, but I don’t think Jake and I really give a fuck. Y’all ain’t been shit to begin with and tonight I’m gonna prove that when I beat one of you before we beat the two of you and the Golden Bums. Then you’ll have something to complain about fucking bozos.
Jake Smith: Like you two said, it doesn’t matter who is added to this match or what, they’re finished. We’re out here to prove that we’re more than just Unified Tag Team Championships, but more the fact that we’re the true greatest tag team of all time. So what better than beating the self-proclaimed and… well, them. Chris won’t have a problem beating a forever tag team wrestler with a bum neck and if circumstances call for it, I won’t have a problem beating someone who, as much as he’d like to say it, couldn’t hack it at the top of the card. But hey what do we know? Not like we’re the ones you’re gunning for and not the other way around. See you out there though.
(Both Chris and Jake look at one another before turning around and beginning to make their way out of the scene. Jack and David look at each other as well.)
David Davidson: K that was rude.
Jack Ripley: So intimidated.
(The last shot seen is Jack and David heading out the opposite direction as, from there, Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into a video package being shown, with a projector seen showing some film being played. It’s pitch black other than the light emanating from the projector, while suspenseful music begins to faintly play in the background accompanied by the voice of a Narrator as well who follows shortly after.)
Narrator: The Iconic Cup; what does it mean to Elite Answers Wrestling?
(From there, it then goes to footage being shown on film of shots of a familiar face which brings a roar of cheers from the EAW Universe in attendance here tonight. They are shots of the legendary EAW Hall of Famer, the late great Brody Sparks. They show highlights of her amazing career in the Land of Elite, not being short of footage from her record breaking Specialists Championship reign. A Championship reign which spanned from December 2016 all the way to June 2017, an incredible feat that will never be forgotten and is widely praised to this day.)
Narrator: It’s to commemorate a legend. Someone who paved the way for many Elitists to come, and someone who’s work went beyond the ring. Earning respect from many peers and colleagues… along with building a legacy that will never be forgotten, rather immortalized forever.
(The footage then begins to show shots of multiple Elitists that are still active in EAW today, few who quote Brody as an inspiration for their careers. From the current Universal Women’s Championship and fellow holder of longest reigning Specialists Champion in the form of current Dynasty Elitist Andrea Valentine. To former World Champion and current Dynasty Elitist Terry Chambers. Then lastly, former World Champion and current Dynasty Elitist Xander Payne. From there it then goes to show a panaround shot of the beautiful Iconic Cup trophy, one that holds a lot of history and has been won by a select few of the best that this business has to offer in terms of Elitists.)
Narrator: Five female Elitists have won the Iconic Cup trophy in the past, each of them using their opportunities to cash in and win World Championship gold, setting themselves up for success.
(From there it goes to the history of the Iconic Cup tournament. With the first one being held in 2016, with the winner being current Dynasty Elitist Sheridan Müller, who would then go on to cash in her title opportunity at House of Glass 2016 to win the EAW Vixens Championship. It then goes to footage of the following year, with the tournament being held again in 2017, with the winner being EAW Hall of Famer and current Showdown Elitist Cameron Ella Ava. Cameron would then go onto cash in at Grand Rampage 2017, winning the EAW Women’s World Championship in the process. We then move onto 2019 where current Showdown Elitist and longest reigning Answers World Champion Kassidy Heart would win last year, moving onto Pain For Pride XII to cash in her Iconic Cup and become the inaugural Universal Women’s Championship. It is then that the last known iteration of the tournament, back in 2020, saw current Voltage Elitist Minerva cash in on the Universal Women’s Champion at the time, Raven Roberts, at Under Siege 2020 to win the belt as well.)
Narrator: The legendary trophy is a doorway to success for many current and future Hall of Famers, one that is only won by the best of the best. Which is why for the fifteenth Season of EAW, it is only fitting that it makes it return after a near two year hiatus to pave the way for the future of Elite Answers Wrestling, just like Brody did.
(The footage then goes to showcase the bracket this year, which will kick off in a few short days on the birthday of Brody Sparks. Many notable female Elitists are seen, all 16 of them battling out, culminating at Pain For Pride XV. The tournament, just like the ongoing New Era Classic, will be based off of a point system. With 3 points for submission, 2 points for pinfall, 1 point for forfeit or draw, and 0 points for a loss.)
Narrator: Female Elitists from all three brands will battle in the span of seven weeks to determine who the sixth holder of the Iconic Cup will be. Each of them is ready to cement themselves and be a part of history.
(From there, it then goes to show a few Elitists who will be participating in the tournament. From current Specialists Champion Harper Lee, someone who would love to add the Iconic Cup to an already impressive number of achievements under her belt. To IDOL-GUN, comprised of Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai who, although tag partners, would love to get a win of this caliber even if it means fighting against one another at some point despite being in separate blocks. The dominant Ximena Velasquez, someone who has been on a tear since her arrival here in Elite Answers Wrestling and is looking to get a big win along with something that she can sink her teeth into. The Electric Savages, Becca Black and Mary S. Atlas, two people who are already facing each other in the tournament but are willing to put everything on the line to make sure that they are winning. The Ice Aces, Usagi Senshi and Ayu Megumi, two Elitists who have made themselves known these past few months and look to take their work to the next level. Candice Blair, someone who is looking to make something of her Season 15 and win big in a way that only she can. And Serenity Valdez, a rising star who has been none short of a standout and is looking to make a name for herself in the best way possible.)
Narrator: The question left being, who will be the one that goes above and beyond to make sure that they are the last one standing… and Be Iconic?
(The film then completely shuts off from there as the crowd is heard responding with a loud pop in response. They chant Brody’s name enthusiastically as it’s the last shot seen as from there, the pitch black that is left once the film is cut transitions to whatever lies in store for the rest of Friday Night Dynasty!)
(As Dynasty returns to ringside, the camera fades to the stage and ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, causing the crowd to immediately begin cheering extremely loud. As the cheers continue SOSA Henderson begins walking out to the stage, and he’s seen with a microphone in his hand as he wastes no time making his way down to the ring, not paying much attention to the crowd’s reaction.)
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson clearly has something on his mind ahead of his tag team match tonight, and I don’t think it takes a genius to figure out what it is SOSA is thinking about!
Jake Mercer: On the contrary I think it *does* take a genius to figure it out, which is exactly why I know what SOSA’s out here for! It’s to settle his current beef with Terry Chambers, obviously!
Flannery McCoy: ….What?
Stew-O: Well I think this is about one of SOSA’s opponents tonight, but I’m pretty sure it’s not Terry he’s thinking of.
(SOSA Henderson finally enters the ring, walking into the middle of it before looking back up at the crowd. The fans in the Mexico City Arena begin to quiet down, allowing SOSA to speak.)
SOSA Henderson: Xander Payne is a bitch. I thought everyone knew how cowardly he was already. I thought he couldn’t get any worse, and somehow he went and outdid himself last week with that weak ass surprise attack. I don’t know what he was trying to accomplish but Xander should know better than that by now. He should know better than to try and attack SOSA Henderson thinking he’ll get away with it again. Xander already took months of my career away from me back before Road to Redemption. After all this time, did he really think he was gonna get a repeat? I don’t know what’s running through that fat fuck’s head, but I’m still one of the most dangerous motherfuckers on the roster and I’ve proven that more than enough times by now. I already showed you all just how much damage I can do with what I did to Viz during the build to Reckless Wiring. I didn’t win the World Heavyweight Championship but I proved just how much of a threat I am on the roster and that’s just what I’ve done since coming back from injury. I could go on all day about what I’ve done in the past and how big of a name I’ve made myself, but I proved that I haven’t lost a step after that injury. I proved that SOSA Henderson is still a star, and that Xander Payne’s not gonna get away with the same shit he did in the past. Things are different now, and sending Xander running like I did last week isn’t even a fraction of what I have in store for him.
(The crowd cheers in support of SOSA Henderson, who pauses for a second. SOSA looks right at the camera as he continues to speak once again, looking to send a clear message rather than just speaking to the crowd.)
SOSA Henderson: I know you’re listening somewhere backstage Xander, so I just hope you know that I’m gonna stop at nothing to make sure I get my way. I’m gonna do whatever the fuck it takes to get what I want, and what I want right now is revenge for what you did to me.
(While the crowd keeps cheering, their cheers are quickly shut out by ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill. The fans start booing loudly, and SOSA Henderson quickly turns his attention to the stage as Xander Payne begins to walk out. Xander is also holding a microphone in his hand as he slowly walks down the ramp, and he doesn’t look too impressed by SOSA, beginning to speak as he continues to make his way down to the ring.)
Xander Payne: You know what, SOSA? You’re right. I was listening. I listened to that entire speech of yours, now can you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up?
(The crowd immediately begins booing extremely loudly, but Xander Payne doesn’t seem to care as he makes his way up the steel steps.)
Xander Payne: Don’t you get tired of bitching and whining so much? I’m sick of it. I’m sick and tired of you and this whole pity parade you’ve been throwing, and that’s why I took you out of action in the first place. I did the world a favor getting rid of you before Road to Redemption, and honestly you should’ve just stayed gone because EAW is better off without you. This company is better off when we’re not having to deal with your bullshit, and all you’re doing with this desperate display you’re putting on is proving that I was right to attack you. I was right to get rid of you, and I was right to make sure that you weren’t involved in that World Championship match. We don’t need to put up with you anymore. You don’t need to be on Dynasty! You don’t need to be in EAW! Your return to the company was completely unnecessary, and you’re not about to make a quick buck off of me. The only thing you’re going to get is an ass kicking, and shit, I might as well injure you again…
(Xander Payne finally enters the ring.)
Xander Payne: ..And make sure I finish the job this time.
(The crowd immediately begins booing once again as Xander Payne slowly walks up to SOSA Henderson, who looks less than amused by this point.)
SOSA Henderson: We don’t have to wait. We could do this right now, I was always gonna get my chance to beat your ass one way or another. It didn’t matter when, it didn’t matter where, I was always gonna find you and make sure you paid for what you did. You don’t attack SOSA Henderson, send him out of action and steal months of his career and just get away with it. I don’t give a shit if you’re tired of me, because I’m not going anywhere. I’m gonna be here for a very long time and you’re gonna have to hear a lot more from me until I’m done beating your ass and getting revenge for what happened before Road to Redemption. You don’t disrespect me like that without having to pay for it, so keep bitching and-
Xander Payne: Wait wait wait, I don’t? Really? When you came back to the company you weren’t even worried about me. You just went right back to your usual bullshit and squandered a World Championship opportunity. You wasted everybody’s time, taking back the match you had “stolen from you” just to show everyone that you clearly weren’t ready for the World Heavyweight Championship anyway. Now you finally chose to come back after me months after Road to Redemption, and you’re a fucking idiot if you think things are going to end any differently than they did the first time. You’re out of your mind if you genuinely believe that I can’t send you right back out of the company with another injury and force you to miss out on the biggest events of the year. I don’t need to point out squandered World title opportunities to show you how dangerous I am SOSA, because you’ve seen it first hand. You know more than ANYBODY how much of a threat I can be.
SOSA Henderson: And that’s why I had you running away like a bitch last week, huh? Because of how “dangerous” you are? You’re a pussy, and you ran away because you knew that if you kept fighting you would’ve been the one out on the injury list this time around. You knew that you would’ve been the one missing out on months of your career and being forced to miss one of the biggest shows of the entire year. You made the biggest mistake of your life fucking with me. You were never gonna end my career. You were never gonna keep me down for long. I was always gonna come back and kick your ass once I was ready, and right now I’m ready. We can do this right now, I don’t care.
(A grin appears on Xander Payne’s face, as if he doesn’t actually believe what SOSA Henderson is saying to him.)
Xander Payne: You sure? You sure want to do this? I’ll send you right back to the hospital bed, you sure you don’t even want to wait for our match later?
SOSA Henderson: You’re not doing shit-
???: WAIT!
(SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne both turn to the stage, and the crowd begins cheering as Dynasty general manager StarrStan is seen at the stage, holding a microphone in his hand.)
StarrStan: I’ve heard what the two of you have had to say, and I can tell that you’re both very passionate about all of this, and I can understand why. Things have been personal between the two of you for a while now, and even now I can see that the two of you want the chance to face each other. Clearly the tag team match coming up later tonight is not enough to satisfy the two of you, but I can give you what you want. I can give you two the chance to finally get your one on one match against each other if you want, at Grand Rampage!
(The crowd immediately explodes into cheers as SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne look at one another, clearly thinking about whether or not they should take StarrStan up on his offer. SOSA Henderson clearly wanted in the Grand Rampage match, so he’s forced to weigh his options for a moment before finally beginning to speak.)
SOSA Henderson: Fuck it. I’m not waiting any longer to get my hands on him. I accept.
(The crowd once again begins cheering loudly, and StarrStan turns his attention to Xander Payne.)
StarrStan: Xander?
(Xander Payne looks at SOSA Henderson before turning back to StarrStan.)
Xander Payne: I accept, but don’t be surprised when SOSA’s gone again after Grand Rampage.
(The cheering continues, and StarrStan has a smile on his face seeing as a new match has been made for the Grand Rampage free-per-view.)
StarrStan: And it’s official! At Grand Rampage SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne will settle the score, and finally go one on one! You two will be seeing each other later on tonight, but you’ll finally get the match you’ve been waiting for at Grand Rampage!
(The cheering continues as StarrStan begins to make his way back up the stage and to the back, meanwhile Xander Payne and SOSA Henderson refuse to take their eyes off of one another.)
Stew-O: We just got a new match made for Grand Rampage! SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne finally going one on one, this is huge! SOSA has been waiting on this for a while now, and I think everyone in attendance has been waiting for this, too!
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne have some really long history with each other. It sucks to see childhood friends like these two become such bitter enemies, but I think we can all agree that this will be a great match!
Flannery McCoy: What? Childhood friends? What are you talking about?
Jake Mercer: You really don’t know? Wow, you’ve clearly been living under a rock.
Stew-O: It looks like SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne won’t be in the Grand Rampage match, and I’m sure that might have made accepting this match a difficult choice, but at the end of the day these two hate each other, and it shouldn’t surprise us that they’re taking the opportunity to finally put an end to this!
(SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne continue to stare at one another as Xander Payne slowly makes his way out of the ring. The camera picks up the two sharing a few more words as Xander makes his way up the ramp, and as Xander continues making his way to the back, Dynasty begins to fade away from ringside.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for a recent study revealing that most of the negative anti-EAW sentiment on social media has all been fabricated by large bot networks.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade back into the ring where ‘Flying On My Own (Dave Audé Remix)’ by Céline Dion is heard faintly playing in the background to the cheers of the crowd. The camera goes over to show Kristen Myers who is seen getting ready inside of the ring, an enthusiastic smile on her face as she looks ready to go in what should be a fun match here tonight for her! Meanwhile, Stephie Love announces the next match on the outside.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! ALREADY IN THE RING… FROM AURORA, COLORADO… WEIGHING IN AT 95 POUNDS… “AIRBOURNE”… KRISSTEENNN MYYEERRRSS!!!!
(From there, ‘Amerika’ by Rammstein is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena to a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd. The camera then goes from the ring towards the stage where a determined Sheridan Müller is seen making her way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. She has a scowl on her face as she seems more than ready to get this match underway, focused and determined to turn things around for her. From there, she begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT….FROM MUNCHEN, DEUTSCHLAND….WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS….SHE IS “THE FLAMESTRESS”….SHHERRRIDDAAANNNN MÜÜLLLEERRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Sheridan came up short against SOSA Henderson in a highly competitive matchup. She doesn’t look all that happy about that, tonight, she looks to redeem herself in this matchup, especially with everything that she’s set up for herself.
Flannery McCoy: Of course, because now she finds herself in the Universal Women’s Championship Contendership Ladder Match at Battle of Egypt III, and she has to be on her A-game to make sure that she has her hand raised in victory at the end of the day. There is some tough competition in that match, and Sheridan has to prove why German Efficiency is going to outlast them all!
Jake Mercer: GERMAN EFFICIENCY! GERMAN EFFICIENCY! Say Stew, what does that mean… and if I’m chanting that will that mean cardinal sin or something?
Stew-O: :skip:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Kristen looks like she’s showing no fear from a pissed off Sheridan Müller. AND SHER PICKS KRISTEN UP AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST AFTER SHOULDER THRUST! AND THEN SHERIDAN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH SEVERAL UPPERCUTS TO THE JAW! SHE BACKS UP TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER NOW –
Flannery McCoy: Sher goes for a splash in the corner…BUT KRISTEN MOVES! Here is her chance! Kristen steps up to Sheridan and delivers several right hands, before running off the ropes – AND SHERIDAN TURNS KRISTEN INSIDE OUT WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE! SHE CHECKS HER LIP FOR BLOOD BEFORE MOUNTING ON TOP OF THE BODY OF KIRSTEN AND DELIVERS SEVERAL STIFF ELBOW SHOTS TO THE FACE OF KRISTEN!
Jake Mercer: WOW! Sheridan showing absolutely zero mercy here tonight!
Stew-O: Sheridan picks her up and sets her up in position…..AND THE PUMPHANDLE URANAGE SLAM CONNECTS! BUT SHE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! Kristen is completely out and Sheridan can end this now if she wanted to.
Flannery McCoy; It looks like Kristen’s nose has been busted open a bit from those elbow shots, and Sheridan slowly picks her up by the head, AND UH OH! SHERIDAN GRABS THE ARM OF KRISTEN AS SHE WRAPS HER BODY AROUND HER AND DROPS TO THE MAT! SHE’S ABOUT TO BREAK THE POOR GIRL’S ARM!!! GEHENNA IS LOCKED IN!!!
Stew-O: AND KRISTEN IMMEDIATELY TAPS OUT!!! SHER TAKES A FEW SECONDS TO LET GO!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Amerika” by Rammstein plays as Sheridan Müller releases the arm of Kristen Myers, stands and has her hand raised high in victory.)
HERE IS YOUR WINNER…SHHEERRIDDAANNN MULLLEERR!!!
Flannery McCoy: I think Sheridan may have just broken the poor girl’s arm right there!
Stew-O: She had some frustrations to let out after a rocky past few weeks, and she took it out here tonight as she bounces back with a DOMINANT win. Of course it’s a tough break by Kristen, but she hasn’t given up before and I doubt she will now! Nonetheless, congratulations to Sheridan on the win!
(The final shot is of Sheridan celebrating her win while medics attend to Kristen Myers )
(Dynasty fades backstage and focuses on backstage reporter, Michael Belfort. Belfort is dressed sharp, as usual, and he’s holding a microphone, indicating that he may very well have a special guest with him. After waiting for his cue, Belfort flashes a professional smile into the camera and begins to talk.)
Michael Belfort: It’s been another fantastic night here on Dynasty as we head towards Grand Rampage, and right now, I want to switch gears for just a moment. Joining me right now is a woman who needs no introduction, but allow me to do just that. Joining me right now is the reigning Empress of Elite, the transcendent Elitist herself… Dr. Bethany Blue!
(The camera shot widens and Dr. Blue is standing beside Belfort. She is dressed in a pair of black designer slacks, Louboutin heels, and a silky, wine colored button down top that is neatly tucked into her slacks. Her long, sandy blonde hair has been done in gentle waves and flows over her shoulders. She smiles politely at Belfort, who doesn’t waste Dr. Empress’ time and gets the interview underway.)
Michael Belfort: Dr. Blue, thank you for joining me tonight.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Of course.
Michael Belfort: I don’t see the point in beating around the bush, so let’s go ahead and address the elephant that’s in the room. In recent weeks, it has become apparent that your ex-fiancee, Lexi Chambers, has taken an interest in your current fiance, Adam Lucas. The whole situation seems to have taken a toll on him, but how are you handling everything?
Dr. Bethany Blue: With all due respect, the situation on Showdown is something I am making a conscientious effort to stay out of. Obviously, Adam has my support and I have his back, but I don’t see the point in commenting on this situation any further. I trust Adam and I know he will handle things in his own time.
(That wasn’t the answer Belfort was hoping for, as it’s his job to dig for information and to get Elitists to open up. However, the tone in Dr. Blue’s voice absolutely leaves no room for discussion on this topic so he does the right thing and lets it go.)
Michael Belfort: Very well. Let’s turn our attention to the proverbial crown that you wear. As the reigning Empress of Elite, you have a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship in a match of your choosing. Have you given any thought as to when you may cash in? Your entire goal for this season has been to become the Universal Women’s Champion, and we are well on our way to the grand finale that is Pain for Pride. Any chance we may see you main event the show of shows?
Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m carefully weighing my options, Michael, but seeing as how Starr Stan, Hurricane Hawk, and Captain Charisma have decided to hold a Universal Women’s Championship contender match at Battle of Egypt to determine who squares off against the champion at Pain for Pride, I’m not so sure that you’ll see me headlining. My crown gives me the chance to have a one-on-one opportunity and since the gun was jumped and this contendership match was made without anyone asking me if I wanted MY match at Pain for Pride, I think I may just sit back and see how this plays out. I would love nothing more than to be the woman who dethrones Andrea Valentine, but there’s no guarantee she leaves Grand Rampage as the champion. So in this case, I think it’s best if I step back and just wait for the right opportunity to come around. There is a time and a place for everything, and I know that I’ll get that figured out in due time.
(Bethany is about to say more when she catches sight of someone out of the corner of her eye. Her head swivels in their direction and a smile flashes across her face as she waves.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Caroline!
(The camera shot widens to show the bubby, happy blonde standing off to the side. She waves at Bethany before rushing over and giving her a huge hug.)
Caroline: OH MY GAWD! Seriously, you just stopped your interview for me. How freaking cool is that?! I like so did not even mean to interrupt or whatever! I just want to wave and say hi :lupe:
Dr. Bethany Blue: You know that you can stop by at absolutely any time! I’m actually glad that you are here.
Caroline: SERIOUSLY?!
Dr. Bethany Blue: Yes! I watched your match this week against Cobin Hyde and I have to say, it was pretty impressive. You picked up three huge points for the New Era Classic and you lead your block now! Do you know how impressive that is?
Caroline: NNoooooooo… but okay, okay, yes. I totally know how big of a deal that is and I’m like super duper glad I was able to pick up the maximum number of points. Totally my best match so far here in the lovely land of Elite, and I’m like super stoked that you watched my match! That’s literally so kewl, because you’re like the E.O.E. and a literally doctor. You’re so busy and the fact you took the time to watch me is just like so beyond anything, like literally ever.
(Bethany, who is alone with Caroline now that Belfort is out of the scene, smiles sweetly at the perky cheerleader.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I meant what I said. You can count on me. I’m going to level with you, Caroline, so listen up. The New Era Classic is a wonderful opportunity for an Elitist like you to truly shine and come into your own. So far you have performed well, and I’m proud of you, but…
Caroline: :lupe: But…
Dr. Bethany Blue: But… it’s only going to get harder now. Ethan Alexander and Jay Jerry Johnson are two men you haven’t faced yet, and both of them present their own unique challenge. Ethan is ripped, with muscles on top of muscles, so you know he will have the ability to throw you around in the ring. It may be a little harder to trap him in a submission, but he is certainly someone who is capable of being defeated. Now as far as Jay Jerry Johnson goes, he’s been here for several months. He’s competed in a championship match before and he’s got that experience edge over someone like you. You are definitely going to have to dig deep and unleash a side of yourself that you may not have known existed if you want to beat him. Do you think you can take it to another level and find something more inside of yourself?
(Caroline looks around and then points to herself.)
Caroline: You’re asking me that?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Absolutely.
Caroline: OF COURSE I can find more inside of myself! I’ve totally got this and it doesn’t matter who I even draw next. Like honestly, this New Era Classic is like literally everything to me, and I’m super stoked to be a part of it, so like you can absolutely bet that I am going to give it my all. I am not going to let someone like Ethan use his obvi physical advantages to push me around, and I am not gunna act shy when it comes to all the EAW experience that Triple J already has. I have a lot to like offer this world, and I totally mean the tournament when I say that. If there is anyone who represents the new era so perfectly it’s your girl! You seriously don’t even have to worry about me, Dr. Blue, because with someone like you on my side and believing in me, how could I possibly lose?
(Dr. Blue grins at Caroline.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Absolutely beautiful attitude. Get a good nights rest and keep it up. I have my money on you, don’t let me down.
Caroline: Omg omg THANK YOU! From the bottom of my heart I appreciate this talk so much! This is so freakin’ awesome and I just can’t wait! YAY!
(Caroline turns around and skips away, leaving Bethany with a smile on her face whilst her hands are on her hips. From there, she turns around and begins to make her league as well, whilst Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition elsewhere.)
(As Friday Night Dynasty continues to play on, the scene opens up to another area backstage as the camera pans over from a flatscreen television bearing the Dynasty logo to what is revealed to be Scott Diamond sitting in a large leather chair. His focus is presently on his phone as he swipes over and taps on the screen, which the camera isn’t able to afford a view of for the EAW Universe currently watching on. But it’s not long after getting the sight of Scott that a knocking is heard and he raises his attention away from his phone to look to the door of his locker room, and he raises from his seat with a long sigh. The former Answers World Champion makes his way to the door and opens it up, seemingly not at all concerned for who could be on the other side.)
Scott Diamond: What the hell do you want?
(Scott pushes the door the rest of the way open to reveal Albert Hitchman standing at the threshold. The advocate for the simultaneous Interwire Champion and King of Elite doesn’t respond right away, however, and instead takes long looks over his shoulders in either direction. Albert looks worried and honestly, quite fearful. But as to what? Scott doesn’t appear to have any clue as he peers out through the doorway in both directions before putting his attention back onto Albert.)
Scott Diamond: So, are you going to answer the question or not?
Albert Hitchman: W-What? Oh! Right! Yes! Um, well, you see, the thing is… Would you be willing to come outside and talk? It’s just me, and I just want to-
Scott Diamond: You want me to leave from my locker room to talk to you?
Albert Hitchman: Well-
Scott Diamond: No.
Albert Hitchman: :skip:!! Just hear me out, Scott. Please. It’s of the utmost importance.
Scott Diamond: Anything you could have to say to me outside can be said to me right here. I’m not going anywhere with you, especially not with your whole allegiance to Andre Walker considering what me and him have got going on currently. I don’t know if you magically forgot that, but at a time like this, I don’t have the patience for getting sidetracked with whatever it is that you’ve got going on and making that any concern of mine.
Albert Hitchman: This IS going to be a concern of yours when you hear what I have to say, Scott, trust me! Because… well, with the way things have gone down lately, Andre hasn’t been so – I’m not sure how to put this – friendly or benevolent, I guess you could say, when it comes to me after the way you’ve laid him out first at Reckless Wiring and then on Dynasty a few weeks ago. He’s had this lingering thought that he finally shared with me that he thinks I knew something about you coming back at Reckless Wiring, and assumed that I was more than willing to just stand by and allowed what happened to go down the way that it did when you finally showed up on Dynasty to confront him about it without doing anything to me. I’ve tried to tell him numerous times that I didn’t know anything but he’s just- he’s not listening! The man is paranoid, Scott, and now he doesn’t trust me, and the way it seems he could be out to get me, too; I need your help.
(Albert shakes his head, clearly stressed from the situation that he just unpacked with Scott and he seems to start to become more panicked the longer that he stands there in Scott’s doorway. His expressions turns pleading without even saying anything else, and after a moment of seemingly debating it, Scott motions for Albert to lead the way. Hitchman repeatedly thanks him to the point that Scott has to remind Albert that he wanted to have a conversation outside, and Albert goes shortly beyond the locker room before going down a hall that leads outside of the arena into a parking lot. Scott stands with his arms crossed as Albert once again starts to thank him for his time, only for Scott to roll his eyes impatiently and calls for Albert to get on with it.)
Albert Hitchman: I heard all that you had to say to Andre the other week and I have to honestly say that you were righ about everything. I mean, Andre is such a problem and a nuisance with the way he treats everyone; there’s no denying that he’s got an ego that’s out of this world, looking down on people and acting like he’s above it all. It’s all in his tone and the way he talks that honestly gives him away, showing just what a conceited, narcissistic man he truly is. You were right when you told him he was all talk – talk and inflated bravado because you’ve been the one who’s knocking him down so easily. He can’t stand it because for so long, he was convinced that he had the game figured out for himself and it’s honestly at a point where he needs to be taken down, deserves to be taken down by you, specifically, Scott.
Scott Diamond: You’re hardly saying anything that other people haven’t said about him before, Albert.
Albert Hitchman: But that’s not all. I also wanted to ask for your forgiveness. I-
Scott Diamond: Let me stop you right there, because full disclosure, I don’t care if you’re still with Andre or not. But for you to pull me aside for some crap like this after everything you’ve already said? You’ve got a whole hell of a lot of nerve to go trying to pull this shit with me, Hitchman, and you know how screwy it looks. I really don’t want to believe that this is what’s going on before Grand Rampage, but yet here you are practically begging me to let you get back on the Scott Diamond wave again all because you’ve been cast aside already. You’ve really got no shame, huh? You’ll do anything to have your name attached to whoever the biggest, hottest act around is – but it’s not gonna be me. I’m absolutely not going to forgive you, just like I’m not going to care that you’re not going to be involved anymore with this situation. All that means for me is that there won’t be any distractions from my intentions going into Grand Rampage, and that’s leaving with Andre’s head.
Albert Hitchman: Scott, please, you don’t understand-
Scott Diamond: No, I understand perfectly, Albert. You can cry, go into hiding, do whatever the hell it is you have to do to stay clear of Andre – but I’m done with you. You’re not my problem and I’m not going to make your problems my problems, either. The way I see it? Fuck you and fuck Andre Walker, because the only one in all this with my best interests in mind is me and being the one to look out for myself is only going to benefit me from here on out. We’re done here.
(Albert shakes his head, looking hopeless and let down. His better judgment prevails over an obvious thought to plead his case again, and his shoulders drop in disappointment.)
Albert Hitchman: You know what? Fine, if that’s the way it’s going to be then that’s the way it’ll be. I can’t say that I didn’t try to reason with you, but suit yourself.
(Scott doesn’t appear moved at all and turns to walk away, not all catching the smirk that begins to appear on Albert’s face the second he gets his back turned to him. And just as Scott turns to leave, he’s struck right down to the ground! The camera swings in his direction in a hasty motion and then back up, revealing Andre Walker to be standing over Scott with a chain wrapped around his fist! Scott turns himself over to try to get up but he’s met with punches to the gut the second that he’s back on his feet, Andre driving him back into the door and repeatedly ramming him against it before throwing him away from the door after another punch to the face. Scott stumbles forward beside a parked car and tries to gather himself, but the Interwire Champion gives him no such reprieve as Andre spins him around and starts kneeing him in the gut! The chain-wrapped fist comes down over the back of Scott’s head as he ends up doubled over before Andre slams his head off the passenger side window.)
(Scott falls to his knees and leans over against the car before Andre starts to use the chain to punch him in the face, with Albert cheering him on to inflict more damage! The heavy hits have busted Scott open as he’s bleeding from his nose and mouth, and a defenseless Scott Diamond can’t do anything to fight back as he’s already had plenty taken out of him from beind ambushed, and Andre refuses to let up on having the upper hand. At one point, a punch rocks Scott to the ground and Andre climbs over him, absolutely slamming his fist into Scott’s face while he’s still got the chain around it and blood can be seen splattered on the side of the car. Just then, officials come storming out from inside the arena as the commotion against the door moments ago had no doubt gotten their attention and now they’re swarming Andre! Andre holds his fist up beside his face, showing blood shining on the chain and a smirk on his face.)
Andre Walker: Told you I was gonna put you in your place, told you that you wouldn’t know what’s coming – now you know you aren’t gonna like what’s left to happen at Grand Rampage.
(Andre looks triumphant with Albert beside him as he stands over Scott, officials having to physically pull Andre away from Scott so that they can tend to the blooded Hall of Famer. Andre and Albert don’t even look back as they start to make their way back into the arena, the camera panning back over to Scott being checked on before the scene fades out.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then fades back into the arena to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘I Got Money’ by 50 Cent would begin to blast throughout the Arena, as an extremely negative, some positive reactions start to explode throughout the Arena at the sight of The High Rollerz! David Davidson, accompanied by Jack Ripley by his side as they start to walk down the ring, acting cocky as Davidson would enter the ring and move to his corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS…HE IS REPRESENTING THE HIGH ROLLERZ, THE ‘SIN CITY SCRAPPER’…DAVID DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Since David Davidson’s return to EAW, reforming the legendary team known as The High Rollerz, they have been on a tear throughout EAW! Beating The Golden Guns at Reckless Wiring, and now they are going to challenge The Haircare Kings along with The Golden Guns at Battle Of Egypt for the Unified Tag Team Championships, looking to become a history making 4x Unified Tag Team Champion with Ripley!
Flannery McCoy: But tonight, he has to go one on one with Chris Elite, who will be representing The Haircare Kings, and this Match will surely be a great one!
(‘I Got Money’ begins to fade out in the distance, as it is replaced by ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke, which causes another divided reaction from the crowd, but this time it is positive reactions outweighing the negative as The Haircare Kings make their way through the curtain! Chris Elite, with Jake Smith by his side, begins to walk down the rampway, not giving a single thought to the reaction, as he is just focused on David Davidson. Chris Elite would enter the ring, and goes to his corner.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…HE IS REPRESENTING THE HAIRCARE KINGS, ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…’GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS’…CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: We already know what Chris Elite is all about, is there really anything that we need to explain?
Flannery McCoy: But if there’s one thing to note about Chris Elite currently, it is he is one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions with Jake Smith! In the team known as The Haircare Kings, they have had great moments and success, and they are looking to get as much momentum as they can have before Battle Of Egypt!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY! From the opening bell, Chris Elite and David Davidson meet in the middle of the Ring, and lock up! Both of these men are trying to fight for control in this lock up, Davidson trying his hardest to push Elite into the Corner, but Elite is just holding his stance! Suddenly, Elite would turn it around, and then push Davidson into the Corner, as the Referee forces a break- but Chris Elite with a cheap shot right to David Davidson before breaking it! David Davidson would meet Chris Elite in the middle of the Ring, before they lock up once again.
Flannery McCoy: This time it’s Davidson who is forced to hold his stance, as Chris Elite is trying to push him back into the Corner. But much like Elite, Davidson is able to turn it around, and this time he pushes Elite into another Corner, which causes the Referee to force yet another break..but now it’s Davidson with the cheap shot! Chris Elite holds his jaw, as he smiles and nods before walking back towards Davidson for yet another lockup-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF DAVID DAVIDSON AND HE CRUMBLES DOWN! That one slap across the face gains Chris Elite total control as he kneels down and starts to clobber Davidson with strikes! Lefts and rights to the unprotected face of David Davidson, as he is trying to defend himself but to no prevail. It seems that Chris Elite got a little pissed off from that cheap shot Davidson did, and now he is making him pay for it! Elite drags Davidson back up to his feet, just to throw him back down with a vertical suplex as Elite goes for the early cover!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWW-
Flannery McCoy: But there is an easy kickout by David Davidson! Chris Elite gets right back up to his feet, as it takes a few moments for Davidson to get back up, but once he does, they go right back to the basics. David Davidson gets a hold of Chris Elite’s arm, and goes around him with it, before locking in what seems to be a chicken wing, but Chris Elite is immediately about to break free from it, grabbing Davidson by the head, and taking him over, before wrenching in that headlock.
Stew-O: This Match had a slow start, but the pace was quickened for a split moment before we went right back to this intensely slow pace, as Chris Elite would continue to wrench David Davidson in the headlock! Davidson is able to fight himself back up to his feet however, before pushing Chris Elite towards the ropes, rebounding him off them which releases the headlock, as Chris Elite runs the ropes- AND DAVIDSON JUST KICKS ELITE IN THE SHIN DROPPING HIM TO HIS KNEES, AS DAVIDSON THEN CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT!
Jake Mercer: I can feel that this Match’s pacing is going to start to quicken up soon..and with both Jake Smith and Jack Ripley in their Partner’s respective Corners, I really do expect some foolery to happen here! Davidson has now taken control of Chris Elite, as he is keeping Elite grounded with those vicious elbow strikes, which are connecting right in the jaw of Chris Elite! Davidson would climb back up to his feet, before dropping back down, planting his knee right into the chest of Elite.
Flannery McCoy: David Davidson has seemingly shifted the control right into his favor, as it’s now Chris Elite who is struggling to defend himself in this situation. Elite tries to get himself back up to his feet, but only to be taken back down as Davidson drives his knee right into the back of Elite, and is now just wrenching his knee deeper and deeper into the back! You can hear Chris Elite yelling out as Davidson backs away, allowing Elite to crumble back down as he holds his back!
Stew-O: Chris Elite is trying to get himself out of this situation, but it doesn’t seem that David Davidson is going to allow it, as he once again just drives his knee into the back of Chris! Chris Elite seems to be really struggling right here, as David Davidson is now just taking the time to taunt the crowd, as Jack Ripley tries to get the fans in attendance behind him..but look! Jake Smith is hitting the apron, to get a chant going for Chris Elite! Both Davidson and Ripley look irritated by this, as it seems Ripley is going to direct Davidson’s attention back to Elite-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE WENT TO END THIS MATCH EARLY WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH TO DAVID DAVIDSON, BUT DAVIDSON IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY- BUT HE CAN’T MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE HEAD SHOT! PELE KICK CONNECTS AS DAVIDSON GOES DOWN AND ELITE MAKES THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY DAVID DAVIDSON, AND BOTH COMPETITORS GET BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, BUT CHRIS ELITE JUMPS AT DAVID DAVIDSON..AND HE IS MET MID AIR WITH A FOREARM SMASH BY DAVIDSON! THE PACING ON THIS MATCH HAS PICKED UP AS DAVID DAVIDSON GOES FOR A COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout at two by Chris Elite! The pace on this Match has picked up by a million as it seems that Davidson is going to be the first one back up to his feet. Chris Elite quickly follows, getting up to his feet as they both meet in the center of the Ring..and Chris Elite quickly catches Davidson with a punch right to the jaw, which Davidson doesn’t take too kindly to that, CHOPPING CHRIS ELITE WITH FORCE AS ELITE FALLS BACK DOWN! Chris is now down to a knee, as it seems that Davidson is going to capitalize, as he runs off the ropes..
Jake Mercer: But Chris Elite gets back up to his feet and catches David Davidson with a dropkick! Davidson goes down, and now it’s Chris Elite’s turn to taunt the crowd, and listen to the way louder ovation that Chris Elite gets! David gets back up to his feet, but Elite anticapties it as he meets Davidson as he gets back up, grabbing him by the arm he irish whips Davidson into the corner. From there, Chris Elite would run at Davidson who is in the corner..but David Davidson catches Chris Elite with a big boot to the face! Elite staggers away, but that doesn’t stop Davidson from following suit as he grabs Chris Elite…AND RAMS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris falls down to the apron as it really seems like his shoulder is messed up badly from that! Elite is seen trying to create some distance away from Davidson, but David is able to exit onto the apron, as he just knees Chris Elite in the gut. Wait-..DAVIDSON IS GOING TO GO FOR THE X-PLEX! DAVIDSON IS GOING FOR THE X-PLEX ON THE APRON..
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE IS HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE! He isn’t going to let this happen, and he is trying to fight out of it for his life! Davidson eventually lets go out of the hold, as Chris Elite thinks he’s safe-..BUT DAVIDSON GRABS THAT BAD SHOULDER OF CHRIS, BEFORE JUMPING OFF THE APRON AND DROPPING HIM DOWN SHOULDER FIRST ONTO THE APRON! Chris Elite rolls off the apron, and he is holding his shoulder, trying to get away from Davidson as the Referee is starting a count!
ONE!
TWO!
Flannery McCoy: David Davidson is just stalking Chris Elite, as he kicks him away and Chris just continues to stumble away. Davidson continues to follow Chris Elite around ringside, but the Referee is still counting!
THREE!
FOUR!
Jake Mercer: What is Jack Ripley doing?
Stew-O: JACK RIPLEY JUST CORNERED CHRIS ELITE! Chris is stuck in between both David Davidson and Jack Ripley, and he just falls down to a knee, clearly tired from it all! Davidson and Ripley both walk closer and closer to Elite..
FIVE!
SIX!
Jake Mercer: BUT THERE’S JAKE SMITH! Jake Smith chases Jack Ripley away as Davidson loses attention! He quickly turns back to Elite- BUT IS CAUGHT WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE JAW! Davidson is weary as Elite grabs him, throwing him into the Ring and following suit to break the count, as Elite would get his standing-
Flannery McCoy: Davidson just rolled back onto the apron, and you can see the annoyed facial express on the face of Chris Elite! Davidson starts to get back up, as Elite walks towards him..CHA-CHING! THE SLINGSHOT SPEAR CONNECTS AND ELITE GOES DOWN! Davidson is looking to put away this Match right now!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Another kickout by Chris Elite, and you can just see the frustration on the face of David Davidson! He thought he had the Match won there, but the ‘Cha-Ching’ was not enough to put Elite away. Chris Elite can be seen struggling to try and get back up to his feet, meanwhile Davidson gets right back up and is just stalking Chris.
Flannery McCoy: These two who are representing their teams ahead of their Unified Tag Team Championships Match at Battle Of Egypt are both giving it their absolute all, and leaving it all in the Ring! Chris gets back up to his knees, but only for Davidson to tackle him back down, as it seems he is locking in a bearhug like move on Chris! Chris Elite has nowhere to go, but he uses all the strength he has left to roll over to the ropes, for an immediate ropebreak.
Jake Mercer: David Davidson would let go of the hold, as Chris Elite would get back up to his feet..AND CHRIS RUNS AT DAVIDSON AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! DAVIDSON GETS BACK UP..BUT CHRIS ELITE CATCHES HIM WITH A STIFF PUNCH! AND A SECOND ONE! ELITE THEN FOLLOWS THAT WITH A SHOOT KICK! AND THEN A BACK FIST! AND CHRIS ELITE FINISHES THE 5 BOROUGH COMBO WITH THE LARIAT!! JAKE SMITH IS CHEERING CHRIS ELITE ON AS CHRIS HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE! HE’S GOING TO DO THE THING!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND HE SOARS IN THE AIR AS HE CRASHES ONTO DAVID DAVIDSON WITH THE 450 SPLASH!!! DAVIDSON IS OUT OF IT, BUT I DON’T EVEN THINK ELITE IS DONE! Elite is dragging David Davidson right back up to his feet..AND HE CONNECTS WITH FUSION DANCE! THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AND NOW DAVIDSON IS DONE FOR! CHRIS ELITE IS GOING TO GO FOR A COVER, TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH-
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain: JACK RIPLEY JUST PULLED DAVIDSON OUT OF THE RING! David Davidson was on the verge of losing this Match to Chris Elite, but his Partner in crime Jack Ripley had to get involved to make sure that it didn’t happen! You can tell that Chris is pissed at this, and Jake is too as it seems that he’s going to once again confront Ripley-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND DIVES TO THE OUTSIDE, CATCHING DAVID DAVIDSON WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! THAT GETS RIPLEY TO SCATTER AWAY AS ELITE WOULD THROW DAVIDSON BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE THEN FOLLOWS SUIT, AS THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON DAVIDSON..OH COME ON!! RIPLEY JUST GRABBED CHRIS, AND SENT HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WHICH CAUSES HIM TO FALL SEATED!
Jake Mercer: And Davidson knows Chris Elite is in this position, and he starts to run off the ropes..POCKET ROCKETS CONNECT!!
Flannery McCoy: NO IT DOESN’T, AS NOW IT’S JAKE SMITH’S TURN TO HELP HIS PARTNER OUT, DRAGGING HIM ONTO THE APRON AS DAVIDSON CRASHES INTO THE CORNER! The Referee has no clue on what to do with this Match and these interferences, but he doesn’t even get any time to think as Chris Elite quickly gets back into the Ring, before dragging Davidson to the center of the Ring, and connecting with a German Suplex! Chris Elite brings Davidson back up to his feet, and then throws him over his shoulder..
Stew-O: 44 BULLDOG! THE LAWNDART CONNECTS AND DAVID DAVIDSON’S LIGHTS ARE OUT! ELITE DRAGS DAVIDSON BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: DAVID DAVIDSON KICKS OUT AGAIN! Davidson managed to kick out again, and Chris Elite is FRUSTRATED! Elite once again gets back up to his feet, and just starts stomping Davidson while he’s down! Chris Elite is letting his emojis run wild here, as now he’s just beating the shit out of David Davidson! He can’t defend himself! Chris Elite is now yelling at Davidson to get back up, and I think we all know what he is going to attempt again!
Stew-O: David Davidson is back on his feet, as he turns around to Chris Elite..BOX OFFICE SMASH- NO! DAVIDSON ROLLS CHRIS THROUGH..X-PLEX! THE ROLLING RELEASE SUPLEX CONNECTS, BUT HE CAN’T CAPITALIZE! DAVIDSON CAN’T CAPITALIZE WITH A COVER ON CHRIS ELITE, AND I THINK THAT IS GOING TO COST HIM AS CHRIS STARTS TO ROLL AWAY!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite is now getting back up to his feet with the help of the ropes and David Davidson also climbs back up. They have a stare off before they walk back over to each other..AND THEY START TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! FOREARMS AFTER FOREARMS! ELITE! DAVIDSON! ELITE! DAVIDSON! DAVIDSON! DAVIDSO- ELITE!! ELITE! ELITE! ELITE! CHRIS ELITE IS OVERWHELMING DAVIDSON AS HE NOW GRABS DAVID..
Jake Mercer: GERMAN SUPLEX..BUT DAVIDSON LANDS ON HIS FEET! DAVIDSON LANDS ON HIS FEET AND HE GRABS ELITE, HITTING A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! CHRIS ELITE FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE AS DAVIDSON NOW EXITS THE RING ONTO THE APRON! DAVIDSON ALIGNS HIMSELF WITH ELITE AS ELITE IS OUT OF IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND HE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARDING!!! ‘ACE IN THE HOLE’! THE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH CONNECTS-
Stew-O: NO IT DOESN’T! CHRIS ELITE GOT THE KNEES UP AND DAVIDSON’S GUT JUST STABBED INTO HIS KNEES! DAVID DAVIDSON IS GASPING FOR AIR AS CHRIS ELITE NOW BRINGS DAVIDSON BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES..SPRINGBOARDING..AND HE HITS THE ELITE CUTTER! THE SPRINGBOARD WRIST LOCK CUTTER CONNECTS! CHRIS ELITE HAS THIS IN THE BAG, BUT HE GETTING BACK UP! CHRIS ELITE GETS BACK UP, AND HE IS STALKING DAVID DAVIDSON!
Flannery McCoy: David Davidson is slowly moving around..looking to get back up to his feet but he just can’t! Chris Elite continues to just wait for Davidson to get back up, as Davidson is able to finally get back up to his feet with the help of the ropes, as he turns around to Chris Elite-
(As David Davidson turns back around to Chris Elite, two men can be seen running down..)
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE WITH THE BOX! OFFICE! SMASH!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?! IS THAT THE GOLDEN GUNS!? THE GOLDEN GUNS JUST BOLTED DOWN TO THE RING AND THEY ARE ATTACKING CHRIS ELITE AND DAVID DAVIDSON! JACK RIPLEY AND JAKE SMITH BOTH BOLT INTO THE RING, AND THEY GO TO HEP THEIR PARTNERS..A WAR BETWEEN THE THREE TEAMS IS HAPPENING!!
(The Referee looks very confused at the situation, but it’s not long before he knows what he needs to do, as he signals for the Bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..THIS MATCH HAS RESULTED IN A NO CONTEST!
Flannery McCoy: :mjcry: THE REFEREE IS FORCED TO CALL THE BELL ON THIS MATCH, SIGNALING FOR THE NO CONTEST, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY DON’T CARE! ALL THREE OF THESE TEAMS ARE BATTLING, AND IT IS SO CHAOTIC THAT WE CAN’T EVEN CALL THE ACTION!
Jake Mercer: SECURITY!!!
(Security can be seen running down to the ring, as they jump in and start to break apart the three teams. They are able to contain them, and hold them away from each other, as they are taken away, as Dynasty goes to commercial.)
(A commercial is seen for Sonic 2 starring Jake Smith. He watched it, it was indeed a very good movie.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to a shot of the Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico. The crowd begins to erupt into thunderous cheers upon hearing the sounds of ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX blasting through the PA system. The camera then goes from a panaround of the arena towards the stage where none other than the Universal Women’s Champion, Andrea Valentine is seen making her way out from the backstage area. She has the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist and a smile on her face as she points out to the EAW Universe who scream her praises. She then, from there, takes her Championship and raises it into the arena, while pyro shoots out behind her in a beautiful array of colors. It is then that she begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring energetically.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… the EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well the last time we saw Andrea Valentine inside the squared circle she was celebrating a successful defense against Madison Kaline at Reckless Wiring. It was then that she was interrupted by Cameron Ella Ava who came out and staked a claim for the Universal Women’s Championship. That certainly gave Andrea something to be excited for these coming weeks.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure Andrea is as excited as anyone to get a challenger for her Championship, nonetheless a Hall of Famer. But I’m sure something else has piqued her interest, especially when it comes to what’s billed for Battle of Egypt in the form of a ladder match for Universal Women’s Championship contendership. Looking at all the female Elitists that were confirmed for the match earlier in the night to kick off the show, it’s something that Andrea is going to have to keep her eyes peeled for. Because whoever wins is going to be one hell of a challenger for her Championship.
Jake Mercer: L + ratio + Andrea better + Wndrea Walentine
(Andrea makes her way around the ring and up the steel steps, heading onto the apron before entering into the ring. From there, she turns around and climbs up to the top rope, raising her Championship into the air while the crowd continues to cheer for her, before jumping off of the top rope and beginning to make her way towards the center of the ring. She’s handed a microphone with a smile to her face while ‘Roll With Me’ begins to come to a close, and she brings it up to her mouth from there.)
Andrea Valentine: Wow it’s been a minute hasn’t it 😓. A lot has happened and I’ll try my best to knock out all the bases while I have the chance. So along with my match against Cameron Ella Ava for the Universal Women’s Championship on the way, I, at the same time as many of you, have learned that there will be a ladder match at Battle of Egypt. With the winner of said match facing me, or Cameron but you know, I prefer betting on myself 😉, for the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain For Pride 🤭. It’s an interesting scenario indeed and a lot to look forward to, and I’d like to say right off the bat that I’m ready for it. There are many talented women stepping up to the plate looking to get a piece of me, from Cameron, to Kassidy, to Sienna, to Astraea, to Sheridan, to Madison, to Amber, and if everything goes to plan… many more as we head into Season 16. I assure you that no matter who it is, I’m going to beat each and everyone of them if it means maintaining my Championship, the one that I’ve worked so long and hard for. Nobody is going to take it away from me, they’ve tried there’s no doubt about it, but they won’t 😌.
Andrea Valentine: Madison Kaline tried a few weeks back, and she failed, now she’s coming back for seconds, and if circumstances call for it she will fail again. Along with every other person in that ladder match, it doesn’t matter who wins, because one way or another I will find a way to beat them. They’ve all been in the ring with me before and have seen what I’m about, so this shouldn’t be much of a surprise to them if you ask me. But despite that, people still manage to doubt who I am and my abilities, so hey what do I know 🤷♀️. I don’t know if it’ll take one more, two more, or ten more World Championships to get people to side with me, but hey sticking to my gut for this long got me to this point already so why should I change what I’m doing? What matters is that I’m the one walking in Champion, and just like always, I expect to walk out as Champion. It doesn’t really matter to me if it’s Grand Rampage or Pain For Pride months from now, the result will stay the same and I will do everything in my power to make sure that it happens.
Andrea Valentine: But Grand Rampage is the first step before all of this, and getting through Cameron Ella Ava is something that I’m going to have to handle first before I even consider myself in the running for any of this. Cameron and I have been in the ring before, but I know better than to base what I perceive to be true off of solely that. The stakes are higher, and that immediately makes this match much different than the last. And we all know who Cameron is and how hungry she is for something big this Season. Looking to capture a Championship of some sort to prove that she hasn’t slowed down yet and she’s still the Hall of Fame badass that people should look out for. I’m all for that energy, I love it. I specifically want to see what she’s made of now that she’s gotten a chance like this. Now that she has the opportunity to add a World Championship to an already impressive list of accolades at her disposal. Regardless of the result, in which once again I’m betting on myself to win, it’s safe to say it’s going to be one great match that will benefit the Universal Women’s Championship more than anything else which is really the only thing I can ask for as Champion 😁.
Andrea Valentine: Cameron, if you are watching this, I don’t expect you to let me down. You are one of, if not the best female Elitist this company has ever seen and whenever someone questions you on that you prove them wrong. But the result is not going to go in your favor, especially against me, especially for the Universal Women’s Championship. Ask Ms. Extreme, ask literally anyone in the locker room, they’ll tell you upfront that I will meet whatever expectation you have of me and also blow it out of the water in the process. I am far from done, and I still have so much to do before I even consider calling it quits with this Championship. Now that I’ve got it, I’m looking to prove that I deserve it more than anyone else even considered and make it one to remember, furthermore extending my legacy on my terms, because that’s just how it’s supposed to be 😌. I’ll see you at Grand Rampage, and I can’t wait to see what you’ll bring to the table for me. But even then, it won’t be enough.
(‘Roll With Me’ once again begins to play up as Andrea drops her microphone down to the ground before taking her Universal Women’s Championship and raising it into the air. With the crowd loudly cheering for her, it’s clear that her voice was heard and one hell of a statement was made, that she will continue to reign past Season 15 and onward.)
Stew-O: Well, you heard it from the Champion herself folks, she has made sure to make it known that no matter who it is she’s up against she is not going to stand down. And who can blame her? After everything that she’s been through, you think she’s just going to let that go so easily? Definitely not, and I would never take Andrea out of the picture, so we could be seeing her reign as Universal Women’s Champion for a long time.
Flannery McCoy: But we can’t forget what she said also, and that’s the fact that her opponents are tough. Hall of Famers, former World Champions, she’s going to have to be on her A-game and I think that was never out of the question to begin with. It’s going to be an intense couple of months for Andrea, but knowing her, I bet that she’s going to get through it one way or another.
(Andrea rolls out of the ring, raising her Championship into the air one more time before turning around and beginning to make her way up the ramp. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is seen for Moon Knight starring Chris Elite. He’s basically Moon Knight, except he doesn’t need the suit to be all white.)
(Friday Night Dynasty returns in the Mexico City Arena where, almost instantly upon returning from the break, ‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul begins to play and the crowd rises into booming cheers for the World Heavyweight Champion! The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo make their way out with Angelo going down the ramp ahead of Viz and instructing the crowd to get even louder if that was ever even possible.)
Stephie Love: Please welcome to the ring at this time, your reigning World Heavyweight Champion… The Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy, THE VISUAAAAAALLLLLLL PROOOOOOOOOPPPPPPHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet didn’t mince words with Cage last week when he called him a nostalgia act only meant to provide hype for #EAW15, casting doubt on if Cage or anyone rooting Cage on truly knows if Cage can handle the situation he’s getting himself into.
Flannery McCoy: Cage defeated a competitor like Ms. Extreme in a brutal match at Shock Value to set himself up for an opportunity and if that doesn’t say enough about Cage is willing to go through, I don’t know what will-
Jake Mercer: But is Ms. Extreme the reigning World Heavyweight Champion here on Friday Night Dynasty, Flannery?!
Flannery McCoy: Well, obviously no-
Jake Mercer: No, she isn’t! Besides, everyone knows #DynastyBetter so stop hyping the competition that isn’t even really our competition!
(By now, The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo have made their way into the ring with microphones, and the two of them stand in the middle of the ring looking out the still cheering audience.)
The Visual Prophet: Everyone knows that Friday Night Dyansty is my show, right?!
(The crowd booms with cheers and applause as Viz nods his head, clearly not having expected any other reaction.)
The Visual Prophet: Exactly! I have the hottest selling merch, the highest rated segments, the most watched matches because I’m the most must-see World Champion of this era – one of the greatest of all time and that’s just a fact! Everyone stops what they’re doing when they find out Viz is coming through, they’re changing channels just to see me; whether I’m on the mic, whether I’m throwing someone around the ring, there’s no denying that I get everyone invested because that’s just what I do. It’s who I am. I’m the most captivating person, period, to have shown up in one of these EAW rings in years and this shit just comes naturally. There’s no one who does it like me the way I do it, so it really doesn’t surprise me that the second Cage found himself with a window of opportunity to make himself relevant again, it had to be him trying to capitalize off my VERY good name :mjpls:! We couldn’t even get through my award presentation because Cage had to insert himself in my business!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: VERY much like an attention-seeking cac to show up where they aren’t needed and make something that’s not about them all about – you guessed it – them! Maybe on those other shows, interrupting people is alright and considered commendable, but to do it when we’re talking about how The Visual Prophet has given back to our community? To do it when we’re highlighting all the good that Viz has done?! No, no way! We’re not going for that, because just the other week, he actually tried to make it seem like Viz didn’t care, didn’t give a damn about the World Heavyweight Championship or what it represents – but leave it to a YT like Cage to not even come close to understanding what this means for us, for our community!
The Visual Prophet: You all would think that everyone else would’ve caught on by now, but honestly? There’s always gonna be someone out there trying to downplay me and speak on me like I’m not me! How many times do I have to say it? At this point, EAW needs me more than I need EAW because I’m an undeniable draw, no one else has the kind of reach that I do – I’m levels above whatever the best is supposed to be these days and I’m setting a whole standard that these other bums aren’t able to come close to touching. I can retire right here, right now, drop this title in the middle of the ring and call it quits, and I’m a guaranteed Hall of Famer by the end of the night. It’s really that simple for me. ….But fortunately for everyone watching, I’m far from being done :mjgrin:!!
The Visual Prophet: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s got all of you cheering right now but let me tell you, there are people in the back wishing that I was. Me out the way means that the path to the World Heavyweight Championship is wide open, an easier way to becoming a World Champion but not commanding anywhere near the amount of attention or power that I do – but they’d still take it anyway on given day like they just won the fucking main event at Pain for Pride. I’m right here though, I’m not going anywhere – that’s not something that could be said for Cage when it comes to tonight because after all that shit he talked about me not showing up in the ring last week, his ass isn’t even here.
(A disappointed crowd begins to boo.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You see how they do us? These white devils throw all these expectations onto us just for them to not even feel like they need to live up to any of it themselves! But do we seem like the type to get brought down by hypocritical double standards? Do we seem like the type to let flaky, balding white men make us out to be anything other than who we know we are as the proud African American men standing before all of you in this ring?! NO! But that’s the difference between someone like Viz and someone like Cage, because while Cage is known for giving Houdini a run for his money with that disappearing act and falling off the face of the earth, Viz can flip a switch at the snap of a finger and he’s in a zone that’s just simply incomparable! Hell, he probably realized that himself and backed out; we just might need to get Viz a new challenger for Grand Rampage!
The Visual Prophet: But before we go having to send out a search party, how about we give Cage the benefit of the doubt, alright? I mean, I’m sure he’s off doing god knows what in god knows where – I guess it was easier to just not show up instead of trying to throw some shitty insults my way again. Deep down, the guy has got to be scared of stepping into the ring with me knowing that I’d make what he did to me and Angelo a few weeks ago look like barely a scratch! But threats and all that just to hype up this loss of his really aren’t gonna be worth it if his ass isn’t even gonna bother to show how easy it’s gonna be to get under his skin, and it’s sure as hell not gonna compare to what’s gonna go down in the ring between us. He was going on and on about being addicted to this wrestling shit, but one more match against me and he’ll be put right off it, trust me! Won’t ever even want to touch the stuff ever again! Cage is sure as hell gonna know though exactly why I’m the World Heavyweight Champion, and why he’s the-
???: You feel like running that by me again? I missed everything you had to say!
(Viz and Angelo look around the arena only to find Cage on the tron, the sight of which is met with cheers from the crowd.)
Cage: Sorry for being late! I don’t know if you know this, but last-minute trips really don’t leave a whole lot of time to make it to the show.
The Visual Prophet: Where are you even at? Hiding out in the back somewhere? You had plenty to say about me not being on the show in the flesh, yet you can’t even be bothered to be here yourself?
Cage: Hey, I can say that I’ve got an actual reason for not being here, Viz! Not like you who just… didn’t show up. But I’m just returning the favor by showing that I can be anywhere just the same like you said last week! There was Japan, Mexico…. what was that other one again? It was.. it was….
(Just then the camera begins to pan out and Cage steps to the side away from his spot against the wall, picking up a piece of pipe and coming over to stand right in front of a doorway to a home. From the look on Viz’s face as he stands in the ring, it’s obviously got to be his!)
The Visual Prophet: What the hell do you think you’re doing at my house?!
Cage: Oh, that’s right! It was Engadine! Can’t believe I forgot! But hey, you know what? Fortunately for you, I’m not here to kill any animals or shit like that – but I’ve still got a way that I can show you just how dangerous I can be and that I’ll do whatever I’ve got to do to show I’m holding nothing back.
(Cage approaches the door and uses the pipe in his hand to smash through the glass window of the door, clearing glass out the way before reaching through the shattered opening to unlock the door from the outside to open it up. Cage kicks the door the rest of the way open and turns to look back at the camera with a grin before going inside, Viz and Angelo pacing in the ring!)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Get your ass out of there! What the hell’s wrong with you?! That’s not your home!
Cage: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, alright?! I haven’t even done anything…. Yet!
(Cage chuckles as he makes his way the rest of the way inside and appears seemingly impressed with the layout and the setup; it’s a nice home to say the least. Cage makes his way around the house, ending up in the kitchen and stopping at the refrigerator.)
Cage: You don’t mind if I check to see what you got in here, do you? Showing that kinda hospitality is the least you could do!
(Cage opens it up and Viz stands in the middle of the ring with an irritated expression while Angelo continues to shout at Cage. Cage looks over the contents that stock the refrigerator and opens up a container of orange juice, tilting it back and barely getting any before he throws it over his shoulder to let it fall to the floor! And immediately after, he starts throwing the easily available food to the floor! Cage turns his attention to the cabinets and swings them open, throwing glasses to the floor and not even looking back over his shoulder as to how they shatter behind him on the kitchen floor.)
Jake Mercer: Is this really that necessary?! He’s making a mess of the Champ’s kitchen!
Stew-O: I don’t think he’s gonna stop there :lupe:!!!
(Stew-O is proven right as Cage begins his way out the kitchen but not without knocking table placements off to the floor, sending a chair over to the floor as well, and shoving the table completely out of place. Cage turning and picking up a large, sharp cutting knife in his other hand upon starting down a hall before he ends up in the living room of the World Heavyweight Champion. Cage can’t hold back an excited laugh as he stops in place, the camera coming over his shoulder to show the many Championship replicas that Viz has on his wall and shelves of Year-End Awards that he’s won. He begins to casually stroll over, setting the knife aside while still holding the pipe in his grasp.)
Cage: I bet you’re real proud of all this, Viz, judging from the way you’ve got it all hung up and on display. I bet it’d be a real shame if something-
The Visual Prophet: Cage, don’t-
Flannery McCoy: CAGE SMASHES THE GLASS OVER THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP WITH THE PIPE AND THROWS IT THE TITLE TO THE GROUND! HE DOES THE SAME FOR THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP, FOLLOWED BY THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE – AND HE USES HIS ARM TO SWEEP THE YEAR-END AWARDS OFF THEIR SHELVES! CAGE STOMPING ON THE AWARDS AND PIECES OF THEM ARE ROLLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: SOMEONE STOP THIS WHITE MAN! HE’S OUT OF CONTROL!
(Cage kicks Viz’s replica belts out the way and makes his way over to the TV, dropping the pipe in his hands before grabbing hold of the TV and SLAMMING it to the ground! Cage carelessly turns it over and lets it fall with a thud back to the floor where he repeatedly stomps on the screen, causing the cracks and breaks to spiderweb out from where his shoe connects with it! The former World Champion comes off of the busted and broken television, lifting it off the ground and throwing it down into the glass coffee table just in front of him that shatters from the weight and force at which Cage threw it!)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You can replace all that! Don’t worry about that, Viz! It’s nothing you can’t have fixed or replaced!
Stew-O: Angelo is trying to put Viz at ease but I don’t think it’ll work. The Visual Prophet is watching someone raid through his home and do all this kind of damage without a care in the world with no one to stop him!
(Cage retrieves the knife he grabbed from the kitchen and stabs it down into the couch upon making his way over to it, tearing multiple long and deep gashes through the cushioning before doing the same to the nearby chair. Cage yanks the knife out and turns around to survey the mess of glass, the broken and fallen possessions that belong to The Visual Prophet, and sighs apparently happy with himself as he looks to the camera.)
Cage: I told you I was gonna make you pay, Viz, but this is only the beginning. There’s so much more to come and don’t you forget that for a second.
(Cage walks all over the screen of the broken TV and stops just before he looks ready to exit, punching at the glass of a framed poster of The Visual Prophet with the World Heavyweight Championship after having won it at Pain for Pride 13 and pulling it out to rip it apart! Dr. Angelo stands beside Viz with his hand on Viz’s shoulder looking concerned while Cage tears the poster to shreds and lets the pieces fall wherever they land once he drops them, before departing from the scene. The camera follows him to the door that he slams shut, more glass falling from it just from the force that Cage used. From there, the feed cuts out and the cameras focus on Viz’s expression.)
Stew-O: Viz’s match is up next! How’s he supposed to compete with this on his mind?!
Jake Mercer: Call it off! He’s not ready! He’s not ready!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t change that channel – we’ve got tag team action coming your way!
(The last commercial break of the night showcases Grand Rampage 2022, with The Visual Prophet defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Cage!)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break whilst ‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul is heard blasting through the speakers to the cheers of the crowd. The Visual Prophet is seen standing inside of the ring, getting ready for his match sans Dr. Angelo D’Angelo who looks to have taken his leave for the night. Viz obviously looks unhappy after what happened before the commercial break, but regardless, pushes through as Stephie Love is heard standing at ringside ready to announce the main event of the night.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen THIS is your MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a TAG TEAM MATCH scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! ‘THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY’… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(From there, ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as SOSA Henderson is seen making his way out from the backstage area. He’s clearly in a very serious mood here tonight as he paces around the stage, taking a moment to hype himself up, before focusing on what truly matters inside of the ring. He closes his eyes, posing for the crowd, before taking a deep breath and beginning to make his way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: And his partner… from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 191 pounds… ‘BULLETPROOF’… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill then begins to follow that up, blasting through the speakers before the camera goes over to the stage to show Xander Payne violently making his way out to the stage. He has a scowl on his face as he seems to be more than ready for this match to be underway. He pops his neck before giving a loud battle cry, making his way down the ramp and towards the ring, ready for war and whatever beholds him.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 240 pounds… ‘THE PAYNEKILLER’… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The sounds of ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons is then heard as the crowd once again begins to cheer upon seeing Terry Chambers make his way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. He has a serious expression brandished on his face as this is a very big opportunity for him tonight. He nods his head, looking around at the EAW Universe in attendance here tonight, before beginning to make the walk down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And lastly… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 257 pounds… ‘THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE’… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event is officially underway, with The Visual Prophet starting off for his team while Xander Payne is doing the same for his. The two of them have had a string of matches with one another in the past, we can’t forget that Viz beat Xander to win the World Heavyweight Championship at House of Glass. So this is definitely a tense situation that the two of them find themselves in if I do say so myself. Both of them approach one another before engaging in a collar-and-elbow tie up! They begin to jockey for position, with Viz beginning to push Xander towards the ropes. But it’s Xander that does a 180 and pushes Viz up against the ropes instead forcing a rope break by the referee! The two of them are split up as it looks to be a clean break-
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT LUNGES HIMSELF TOWARDS VIZ! Xander begins to unload on Viz with repeated punches towards his face which take him by surprise! Viz tries to defend them, but before he can do anything Xander stops his assault before sending Viz towards the opposite pair of ropes… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW WHICH TAKES VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander isn’t done though as he runs to the ropes and back while Viz is down… CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL RUNNING JUMPING SENTON! This is not the situation that Viz wants to be in right now as Xander runs to the ropes and back once more… BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER RUNNING JUMPING SENTON FOR GOOD MEASURE TO VIZ-
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Xander crashes down to the canvas as he gets back up to his feet, ONLY TO BE MET WITH VIZ WHO STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH WHICH DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz isn’t done though, grabbing Xander and scooping him up off the ground… BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM THROUGH THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO FOLLOW UP! Xander is definitely having a hard time right now as he turns around and begins to crawl towards his corner, looking to tag in Terry before this gets any worse- BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LAUNCHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A ELBOW DROP TO THE SPINE OF XANDER PAYNE!
Stew-O: Viz from there grabs his leg and begins to drag him towards the center of the ring- BUT IT’S XANDER THAT MANAGES TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Viz drops down to the ground while Xander turns around and leaps towards the corner at frightening speed!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: TAG TO TERRY CHAMBERS! Terry enters the ring and goes right for Viz as he gets up to his feet… NAILING HIM WITH A RUNNING LARIAT WHICH TAKES HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF! Viz tries to get back up once again, but Terry instantly steps forward and nails him against the side of his head with a right! TERRY THEN GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Terry isn’t done though, making sure to keep Viz in a headlock while he hooks the arms… BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE AIR AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS- NO! Viz manages to drop his weight before shifting the momentum in his favor… AND LIFTING TERRY UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! VIZ TRANSITIONS IT INTO AN EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: BUT TERRY QUICKLY KICKS OUT! Terry scrambles up to his feet realizing the urgency, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A LEAPING SHOULDER TACKLE BY VIZ WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz from there grabs Terry before setting him up… PICKING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO A BIG FALLAWAY SLAM! Terry tumbles down to the mat before reaching out and clutching onto the turnbuckle padding, using them to try and help himself up to his feet before Viz can do anything else, but that looks to be too late as Viz had his sights set on him… RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF TERRY CHAMBERS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT BEFORE GRABBING THE WAIST OF VIZ AND LIFTING HIM UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH SNAKE EYES! Viz bounces out of the corner before stumbling towards the ring, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SCOOP SLAM BY TERRY WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Terry now running to the ropes and back… BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A LEG DROP-
Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN CONNECT IT’S VIZ THAT MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Terry crashes down to the ground before Viz grabs him by the arm and sends towards the corner once again… THIS TIME RUNNING FORWARD BEFORE CHOPPING HIM ACROSS HIS CHEST! Terry is hurt while Viz grabs him by his waist… BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM ACROSS THE RING AND SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE MAT! Terry is trying his best to recover as he tries once more to make his way towards his corner and get himself back up, but Viz is hot on his tail approaching him!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: BEFORE TAGGING IN SOSA HENDERSON! Viz grabs Terry by his head before throwing him down towards the center of the ring, running to the ropes and back… AS TERRY IS HIT BY A SPRINGBOARD KNEE BY SOSA AND CRUSHED BY A SPLASH BY VIZ! For two people that were at each other’s throats a few weeks ago, they’re working like a pretty cohesive team. That doesn’t benefit the team of Terry and Xander right now, especially Terry who has taken the majority of the damage in this matchup right now and that is definitely not good for his team’s chances in this main event match.
Flannery McCoy: Terry tries his best to roll away- BUT IT’S SOSA THAT LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HIS CHEST TO KNOCK THE AIR OUT OF HIM! Terry grabs the bottom rope while SOSA turns around and runs the ropes… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE WHICH KNOCKS HIM OFF OF THE APRON AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING TO THE MAT-
Jake Mercer: NO! Terry sees it coming and rolls out before it can connect, grabbing the legs of SOSA before yanking him to the outside as well! SOSA takes a hard fall as Terry grabs him and puts him on his shoulders… BEFORE THROWING HIM FORWARD AND LEAVING HIS SKULL TO COLLIDE WITH THE RINGPOST! SOSA is dropped down to the mat whilst Terry grabs him and rolls him back into the ring, grabbing SOSA by his head before bringing him up to his feet and sending him towards a corner…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE IS TAGGED BACK IN! Terry goes back onto the apron as Xander looks elated to get his hands on SOSA. WASTING NO TIME GETTING BACK INTO THE RING AND LAUNCHING HIMSELF TOWARDS SOSA BEFORE REPEATEDLY SLAMMING CLOTHESLINE AFTER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! SOSA barely has time to react to it as he tries to bring his hands up, but Xander is absolutely relentless with his attack! Xander grabs SOSA and throws him down towards the center of the ring, SOSA in response slowly trying to make his way up to his feet- ONLY FOR XANDER TO RUN FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS SKULL TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is definitely not in a good position as he tries to help himself back up to his feet, AS XANDER GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM OFF OF THE GROUND LOOKING TO GO FOR A BRAINBUSTER THIS TIME! But before that can happen it’s SOSA that slips out and lands behind Xander… BEFORE SLIDING UNDER AND CONNECTING WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF HIS KNEE TO DROP HIM DOWN! Xander is in a kneeling position while SOSA turns around and runs to the ropes… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A STANDING METEORA TO TAKE XANDER DOWN!
Jake Mercer: SOSA now turns around and begins to make his way up to the top rope while Xander is down on the canvas… BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A MOONSAULT TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! But Xander uses the ropes to pull himself away as SOSA lands flat on the canvas! Xander slowly begins to get himself up while SOSA does the same, closely following him, SOSA RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! But before that can happen it’s Xander that manages to fire back in time with a kick to the face forcing him backward! SOSA stumbles backward but still pushes on making his way back towards Xander in hopes of recovery-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT GRABS SOSA BY THE WAIST BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE ROPES WITH A STUN GUN! SOSA bounces off as Xander grabs a hold of him… BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM THROUGH THE AIR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Xander sends SOSA tumbling down to the ground, and I think he feels like SOSA is primed for the taking at this point, setting him up… GOING FOR ‘OVERDOSE’! DISCUS PALM STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE NOSE OF SOSA BY XANDER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S SOSA THAT GOES UNDER AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S HEAD DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Xander drops down to the mat but quickly gets up- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Xander is down while SOSA takes a step back… EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL ROLLING THUNDER ON XANDER WHICH CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: The sheer impact forces Xander to shoot up as he stumbles back up to his feet, ONLY FOR SOSA TO LEAP UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A HIGH KNEE TO HIS SKULL! Xander stumbles backward and barely manages to drop himself down to a knee, and it’s a miracle especially with how much offense he’s taken that he’s managed to keep himself upward. Xander shakes it off and begins to stumble back up to his feet, ONLY FOR SOSA TO RUN FORWARD AND LAUNCH TOWARDS HIM LOOKING TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AGAIN WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER SAW IT COMING! He manages to sidestep just in time before throwing SOSA to the ropes and back… FINALLY MANAGING TO CONNECT WITH ‘OVERDOSE’ DROPPING SOSA DOWN TO THE GROUND! DISCUS PALM STRIKE CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE NOSE AS XANDER DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF SOSA LOOKING TO GO FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO SHOOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! That was definitely something that SOSA didn’t expect, but he pushes on regardless as it’s apparent that this is a situation that he does not want to be in. Xander grabs at the hair of SOSA before beginning to make his way towards his corner, and it seems like he’s looking to tag out while he has the chance with his fresher partner…
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: WHICH IS THE CASE AS TERRY CHAMBERS IS TAGGED BACK INTO THIS MATCH! Terry enters the ring as Xander grabs SOSA and throws him right into him… WITH TERRY STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SOSA definitely needs to get a tag out right now but that doesn’t seem like something he can do at the moment, especially with his back against the wall against ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ here. Terry grabs him and brings him beneath his legs, lifting him up off the ground… BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BRUTAL POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: SOSA gives a cry of agony as it’s apparent that was a hard landing, but Terry doesn’t seem to be done as he keeps Terry on his shoulders and lifts him up again… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB! Terry seems to be going for the trifecta now as he lifts him up… GOING FOR A THIRD ONE- NO! SOSA manages to show some fight as he slams repeated punches downward onto the head of Terry! Terry tries to keep him up, but it’s clear that SOSA simply refuses to give up and is not going to until Terry lets go of him! BUT THAT’S NOT IN TERRY’S PLANS EITHER AS HE TRANSITIONS IT BY SWINGING HIM AROUND AND DROPPING HIM WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB INSTEAD WHICH CONNECTS! SOSA IS DOWN AS TERRY HOLDS POSITION AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT WHILE HE HAS THE CHANCE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN EVEN GET TO THREE IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT! Terry is clearly disgruntled by it, but what can he do other than continue to lay the offense down. Terry gets back up to his feet before grabbing SOSA by his head, setting him up once more… THIS TIME FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX- NO! SOSA once again continues to show some fight as he slams elbows now this time towards the side of Terry’s skull! I don’t know where SOSA is getting all this energy from, but it’s definitely working as Terry’s grip is loosened enough for him to slip out of the hold before any sudden harm! Both men stumble back as it seems to be at a standstill, ALL UNTIL TERRY RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO GET HIS MOMENTUM BACK BY TAKING SOSA DOWN!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO LEAP INTO THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING TERRY DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A TORNADO DDT! Terry grabs onto his head in pain whilst SOSA turns around and looks towards the corner, it’s apparent now that he’s looking for the tag whilst he has the chance, and that is a huge red light for Terry as he reaches out and attempts to crawl towards him! It’s clear that Viz is more than ready for a tag right now! SOSA continues to crawl and crawl but right now it doesn’t seem to be too good for him as Terry is hot on his trail! SOSA LEAPS INTO THE AIR LOOKING FOR THE TAG- BUT WAIT! TERRY HAS HIS LEG AND GRABS A HOLD OF IT!
Stew-O: BUT HE’S TOO LATE!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS TAGGED IN! VIZ QUICKLY ENTERS INTO THE RING NAILING TERRY WITH A FOREARM FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF SOSA! SOSA rolls out of the ring while Viz grabs Terry and brings him up, sending him towards the ropes and back… BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Terry is dropped down to the mat but quickly gets up- ONLY TO BE MET WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz is mounting a comeback as he sees opportunity in his eyes, waiting for Terry to get back up to his feet which he does slowly but surely right now… AND WHAT STRENGTH! VIZ LIFTS TERRY OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A MILITARY PRESS!
Jake Mercer: Viz isn’t done though, as he waits for Terry to get back up to his feet… BEFORE POPPING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A ‘PROPHET DRIVER’! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS NAILING TERRY CHAMBERS TO THE CANVAS! TERRY IS DOWN AS VIZ WASTES ZERO TIME DROPPING DOWN TO THE MAT HIMSELF AND ENERGETICALLY HOOKING THE LEG! VIZ IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW AS THE REFEREE SLIDES DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREE-
Stew-O: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO KICK OUT JUST IN TIME BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN! Terry stumbles towards the corner trying to help himself up, while Viz lies in wait in his patiently waiting, looking to finish this match once and for all and get the victory for his team! Terry is clutching onto dear life, as I don’t think he even realizes what’s going to happen right now! Terry managing to get himself back up-
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT! XANDER TAGS HIMSELF IN FOR HIS TEAM REALIZING THE TROUBLE THEY MIGHT BE IN RIGHT NOW! But I don’t think Viz sees it! He’s completely oblivious as he winds Terry up, Xander lying in wait looking to strike at the right opportunity- WAIT! BEFORE HE CAN EVEN DO THAT AS WELL IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO GRAB XANDER AND PULL HIM OFF OF THE APRON! SOSA TURNS HIM AROUND! BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH A SPEAR THAT TEARS XANDER IN HALF!
Jake Mercer: Viz is taken off guard as he turns around looking at the scene on the outside, before focusing his sights back on Terry-
Stew-O: ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE’! KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF VIZ CONNECTS AS TERRY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN! BUT DOES HE REALIZE HE’S NOT THE LEGAL MAN YET???
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
(Terry sits up, looking at the referee and yelling at him as he holds his hands up. He tries to tell Terry that he’s not the legal man in and that Xander should be the person that’s tagged in, but he’s knocked out cold on the apron right now… instead…)
Flannery McCoy: SOSA! SOSA! ‘PAID IN FULL’ TO TERRY DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! STOMP TO THE FACE OF TERRY COMPLETELY KNOCKS HIM OUT COLD AS I DON’T EVEN THINK HE REALIZES WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE MOMENT! BUT HE’S GOING WITH IT! SOSA STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET-
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE! XANDER IS BACK AS HE CONNECTS WITH “DAWNBREAKER’! SAITO SUPLEX CONNECTS ON SOSA AS HE NAILS HIM BEFORE BOOTING HIM OUT OF THE RING! XANDER THROWING TERRY OUT AS WELL AS HE REALIZES THAT THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY THAT HE HAS TO WIN THIS THING! XANDER WAITS FOR VIZ TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET, LOOKING TO SET HIM UP RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: ‘PAYNEKILLER’!!! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER DROPS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT ON HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! XANDER SLOWLY ROLLING VIZ ON HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG! GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT?! CAN XANDER PAYNE GET THE VICTORY FOR HIS TEAM!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Follows’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as Xander Payne quickly shoots up to his feet and yells at the referee to raise his hand high in victory. He’s tired, but the ring of the bell shook him awake as he has a look of pure arrogance plastered on his face accompanied with the shit-eating grin that he has on. He stumbles backward and falls against the ropes, shaking his head before raising his hand in the air. He has come out the victor tonight and is looking to embrace that.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… the team of TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!! AND XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND IT’S OVER! What a thrilling match, and more specifically, what a thrilling ending! A smart tactic by Xander Payne proved to work out in his team’s favor as he used that to his advantage, throwing off basically everyone in the match and ending up with his hand raised high in victory in the end. Which is something that him, along with his partner Terry Chambers, can be extremely proud of.
Stew-O: Let’s talk about how big it is pinning the World Heavyweight Champion as well! You know Viz had to be uneasy with what happened before this match, the thought of Cage destroying his private property just had to linger in his mind. It definitely took him off his game and with SOSA and Xander brawling on the outside, he made the mistake of deviating his attention towards that instead of what was going on inside of the ring. I’m sure this isn’t going to be the end between him and Cage but tonight, the main event belongs to Xander and Terry! Thank you for joining us here tonight! I’m Stew-O, and alongside my broadcasting partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, we bid you adieu!
(The last shot seen is Xander sliding out of the ring and stumbling up the ramp as everyone is seen recuperating around the ringside area. Terry is seen kneeling near the announcers table, looking around in confusion, but hearing Xander’s theme gives him some reassurance that he came out victorious, which brings a smirk to his face as he begins to get back up to his feet. SOSA is also seen at ringside, and clearly he’s not that happy either as he shakes his head and slams his hands to the mat. Meanwhile, Viz is still down inside of the ring, whilst the referee checks on him and tries to help him back up to his feet. Xander disappearing through the backstage area is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty, from there, begins to fade to complete black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
