(EAW intro plays.)
(The intro fades in to show a recap of last week’s Dynasty free-per-view, House of Glass. In a fast way to start the show in an intense match both Dray Fontana and Impact fought to a draw which in turn, meant Dray retained his PURE Championship over the EAW Hall of Famer in a Glass Pit match. Nina Bravo gets a surprising win over Jalyn Garcia as she makes quick work of the former New Breed Champion. Limmy Monaghan then goes on to get the win over SEBAS in a Glass Weapons match which saw absolutely no end to the brutality that went on throughout the show. After the match SEBAS was viciously attacked by Limmy and Mason as the both of them stood united over an injured SEBAS in return. Andre Walker then goes on to beat Cacstain Demarco in a very… interesting match to say the least to retain his New Breed Championship in a Glass Crypt match. It then moves on as Adam Lucas gets the win over Mason Massacre in a grueling Glass Tables matchup. Jake Smith then goes on to get a monumental win over Lethal Consequences in a 10,000 shards match. Xander Payne gets a narrow win against Chris Elite in an Alpha Glass Deathmatch after both of them nearly died. Serena Bennett then retains her Universal Women’s Championship over Harlow Reichert via submission in a brutal Red Wallz match. And in the main event it was none other than The Visual Prophet getting vengeance over the EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE in which he retained the EAW World Heavyweight Championship in the unforgiving Glass Wallz match to end the show and end the recap in turn)
(The recap ends as the camera fades into the World 1 Theatre, instead of the usual festivities, ‘2nd Sucks’ by A Day To Remember is heard blasting through the arena as the crowd pops loudly in response. StarrStan makes his way out to the stage with a smile on his face as he hypes up the crowd as they cheer loudly in response to the Dynasty GM as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. He makes his way up the steel steps as he enters into the ring and takes a mic as ‘2nd Sucks’ fades out and he begins to speak)
StarrStan: Welcome to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
(The crowd cheers louder in response as Starr stops speaking for a moment and allows them to die down as he continues to speak)
StarrStan: Now while we have a jam packed show for you tonight now that we’re off of our free-per-view, House of Glass! I’d love to focus on our next event coming soon for the entirety of EAW, and that is… ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
(Once again the crowd cheers as Starr looks on with a smile)
StarrStan: Now one of the matches that we have is of course our traditional World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber! I’d like to push everything out of the way and let the hype sink in for as much as possible as right here, tonight, right now, I am going to be announcing the other 5 participants fighting for the Visual Prophet’s World Heavyweight Championship!!!
(Starr pauses for a moment as he looks up to the titantron before speaking once more)
StarrStan: Starting first coming off of a major win at House of Glass against EAW Hall of Famer and former World Heavyweight Champion, having gone through hell and back to get to this point which is all deserved might I add. The first participant confirmed for the Extreme Elimination Chamber… IS NONE OTHER THAN XANDER PAYNE!
(The crowd begins to boo as ‘It Follows’ plays up and the titantron shows Xander Payne as he’s seen reacting backstage as he clenches his fist together. Through gritted teeth, for once in a long time, a smirk begins to grow on his face as he watches Starr in the ring, patiently. Before long the camera cuts back to Starr in the ring as he begins to speak again)
StarrStan: And I’m sure you’re just anxious to hear the second competitor, so here-
(Before long Starr’s speech is broken as ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice plays up as a sour reaction is given in response. MITSUBACHI makes his way out to the ring, dressed up in ring attire as he has a tank top over him as Komatsu Ogawa follows as he makes his way past him and stops at the bottom of the ramp. He has a mic in his hand as ‘Black Honey’ fades out and he doesn’t waste any time beginning to speak)
Komatsu Ogawa: Allow me to be the one that finishes that sentence for you, Starr. You mean to say that the second competitor entering into the Extreme Elimination Chamber is MITSUBACHI! I know! Hold your applause please!
StarrStan: That’s not what I meant-
Komatsu Ogawa: :adpeek:
StarrStan: :wtf:
Komatsu Ogawa: Say it!
StarrStan: Say what?
Komatsu Ogawa: That the second competitor entering into the Extreme Elimination Chamber is none other than the great MITSUBACHI!
StarrStan: Actually no, in fact I don’t think he’s actually going to be in the match to begin with…
Komatsu Ogawa: WHAT?!
StarrStan: :krabs:!!!
Komatsu Ogawa: You’re meaning to say that you’re going to have the biggest match on the whole entire Road to Redemption card… WITHOUT MITSUBACHI?! The greatest wrestler known to mankind?!
StarrStan: Well I don’t think that’s actually right…
Komatsu Ogawa: YOU LIE! YOU LET GANGSTA BRAZIL INTO THIS MATCH BUT NOT MITSUBACHI?! A man bred by generations of samurai and battle hardened into a merciless foe, it doesn’t help that he was left off of the House of Glass card either! NOW THIS?!
StarrStan: To be honest if he won against Dray we’d have a different story.
Komatsu Ogawa: KKKARL CAME OUT THERE! NOTHING HAPPENED OF IT BECAUSE HE INTERJECTED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH! But the honorable samurai doesn’t complain, he doesn’t whine, and that’s exactly what MITSUBACHI did, he bided his time, and now it’s time for his due! It’s time for his compensation-
StarrStan: Look we can book him into a different match-
Komatsu Ogawa: あなたはあなたが何をしているのか知っていますか？！何千年もの祖先の怒りをあなたに解き放ちます！慈悲はありません！
StarrStan: :whoa:!!! Look I already almost got into a lawsuit when Cage came and started casting spells in the middle of Chris Elite’s match, I don’t need this.
Komatsu Ogawa: THEN PUT MITSUBACHI INTO THE MATCHSLKNDSKNJAKDFOJAJKFOPDJKSAOKDJKDODSLJKOKANAS-
StarrStan: FINE! FINE! THE SECOND COMPETITOR IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER IS MITSUBACHI! GOD!
(The crowd boos even more as Starr is seen rubbing his temple in response to what’s happening)
Komatsu Ogawa: Namaste friend.
(‘Black Honey’ plays up as from behind Komatsu Ogawa, MITSUBACHI is seen. He’s crossing his arms together as he has a grin on his face in response as both him and Ogawa make his way backstage through the curtain as from there, Dynasty fades out to commercial break, before Starr is able to make anymore announcements)
(A commercial for the Voltage free-per-view, Wicked Games is shown! Watch EAW Champion SOSA Henderson defend his title against Ahren Fournier, although it’s not our brand, it’s great to show some love :wow:)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“The Wicked Side of Me” by Cold Driven hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Guadalajara, Mexico weighing in at 79kg he is “The Titan” UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTIMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(Ultimo makes his way out to the ring doing cartwheels and backflips into the ring showing off his skills.)
Flannery McCoy: We love our luchadors.
Stew-O: We sure do.
Jake Mercer: Fun fact. Lucha libre was actually invented in Alabama. It has been passed down for generations.
Flannery & Stew-O: :skip:
(“Bartholomew” by The Silent Comedy hits to boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Cork, Ireland weighing in at 233 pounds he is “The Rebel City Reject’ CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEMAAAANNNNN!!!!
(Cash Coleman comes out to the ring smirking at their hatred of him.)
Jake Mercer: These fans literally have no idea who this is but they are still booing him.
Flannery McCoy: Just look at that smirk tho. He is obviously evil as fuck.
Stew-O: I don’t trust him. He seems dangerous.
Jake Mercer: Cash Coleman is here to fight. He is going to get that cash in at all costs! He intends to dominate the EAW ring and make everyone kneel before him!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Let’s get it started in here. Cash Coleman and Ultimo locking up in the ring. Cash shoves Ultimo back away from him not liking to be touched like that. But Ultimo resists and comes back with a series of hard forearms smashing Cash back into the ropes. Ultimo unleashing his fury on this lanja now with a series of complex strikes including a variety of punches and kicks which knocks Cash down. Cash scrambles into the corner ropes as the referee forces Ultimo away from him. Ultimo backs off as Cash rolls to the outside for a breather. But Ultimo refuses to give it to him! Ultimo over the top rope! Tope con hilo connects!
Flannery McCoy: Cash Coleman staggers back up to his feet but is caught with a right hand from Ultimo sending him back into the barricade. Ultimo charges in with a Dropsault on his opponent into the barricade!
Jake Mercer: No! Cash Coleman moved out of the way and Ultimo went over the barricade and hit the Dropsault on one of the monitors! Sorry to whatever fan that was you have just been taken offline! Cash reaches over the barricade and grabs Ultimo by the mask to drag him back over and bashes his back in with his elbow as he drags his opponent back to ringside. Cash smashes Ultimo’s head into the ring post before picking him up and hitting a Package Piledriver on the outside floor. Cash then tosses Ultimo back into the ring as he goes for the first pinfall of this match.
Referee: OOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: Ultimo grabs the ropes with his hand to stay alive! Cash Coleman allows Ultimo to get back up to his feet. But only for a second! Cash charges in and takes Ultimo’s head off with a Running Bicycle Kick!!! Down goes Ultimo as Cash immediately grabs his leg and gets him into an Ankle Lock. Ronan Malosi would be proud. But Ultimo may not be very proud of himself if he taps out here! Ultimo has no where to go he can’t reach the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: Actually he can tho. And he does forcing Cash Coleman to break the hold. Ultimo does a spinning breakdance like maneuver whirling his legs around above him in a tornado like motion to kick Cash away from him before landing on his feet. But Cash charges in! Ultimo side steps him tho as Cash charges face first into the turnbuckle and bounces off. Cash whips around with his fists up preparing to take on his waiting opponent. But Ultimo is using his feet instead! Dropsault connects this time sending Cash back into the corner! Ultimo charges in with a Running Clothesline into the corner slamming hard right into Cash!
Jake Mercer: No! Cash Coleman catches the arm of Ultimo! He yanks him down hard into the middle of the ring and applies a Cross Armbreaker! But Ultimo breaks free so Cash grabs him by the skull and palms his face down into the mat! Ultimo desperately rolls away into his corner but Cash stalks him slapping him hard across the chest before pulling him back with both arms. Double Underhook DDT connects! Cash with the cover!!!!!
Referee: OOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: Yet another kickout there by Ultimo who is desperate to stay alive! For such a beginner in this business his resilience is sure impressive and I imagine he is winning over a lot of supporters here tonight! This is what Dynasty is all about! Cash Coleman drags Ultimo back up to do more damage. Ultimo on wobbly legs as Coleman bounces off the ropes looking for a Clothesline from Hell. But Ultimo ducks beneath it! He rolls up Cash from behind!
Referee: OOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THHHHHHRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: This time Cash Coleman the one kicking out. Ultimo almost stole this thing out of nowhere! Cash back up looking at Ultimo with audacity before charging in and taking his opponent down with a thunderous Spear! But Cash is not done yet! He pulls Ultimo back up!! He drapes his opponent up over his shoulder!!! THE PALE RIDER IT CONNECTS! THIS THING IS OVER!!!
Referee: OOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… CAAAAASSSSHHHHHH COOOOOOOLEEEEMANNNN!!!
(“Bartholomew” by The Silent Comedy hits to boos as Cash Coleman has his hand raised in victory.)
Stew-O:: Cash Coleman with a well fought victory here tonight! Ultimo did not want to go down easily but Cash kept hurting him more and more until he stayed down!
Flannery McCoy: Impressive and dominant win from Cash Coleman tonight who is putting the rest of Dynasty on notice with that win. He is looking to climb the ranks and will continue to dominate until he takes everyone else out!
Jake Mercer: I hope he does it! Clear em all out! But not me tho! I love you Cash!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for EAW’s top 5 Lanjas of the week presented by Ultimo. Only on the EAW Network!)
(The camera fades backstage where we see Sofia Clarke standing in front of the designated interview area with stern look on her face)
Sofia Clarke: Good evening, I just wanted to update everyone on the status and well being of SEBAS after that vicious beating that he took after his match at House of Glass by the hands of Mason Massacre, and Limmy Monaghan. Unfortunately it is not good news as SEBAS has been rendered out indefinitely. We wish SEBAS a speedy recovery and hope to see him get right back to the action here on Dynasty…
???: Oh do we now?
(Limmy Monaghan and Mason Massacre walk into the frame seemingly pondering what Sofia just said. Clearly they disagree with the statement)
Limmy Monaghan: Sofia who is this “we” garbage? Clearly WE don’t wish him anything but the best of luck on his future endeavors. As far as I’m concerned, he got every last bit of what he got at House of Glass. It’s not my fault that the FPV was named after him.. Because he’s made of glass.. You know what I mean? It’s not my fault he breaks so easy, like damn. If you ask me, which I know you’re about to; I think we did him a favor what do you think Mason? Would you agree with my assessment of the events in question?
(Mason nods his head)
Mason Massacre: Without question, the right thing was done at House of Glass. As you saw the Dynasty before House of Glass, that asshole decided to blindside Limmy, and disrespect him. And what’s worse is the fact that Limmy was trying to pay homage to SEBAS before their epic encounter. Why would he do such a thing when Limmy was simply trying to make SEBAS feel more at home?
Limmy Monaghan: Exactly; people want to say that SEBAS was a good guy; that he’s a pure soul that could do no wrong.. Ok I don’t know if would take it that far… But people are trying to paint us as the bad guys? Fine. We’ll be the bad guys; and we’ll show you exactly what the bad guys are capable of doing. No shackles, no barriers; just Mason and I wrecking havoc throughout Dynasty on our way to become known as the premier tag team in EAW. We have just started, getting rid of SEBAS was just the beginning to our rise to superstardom. What we did to SEBAS is an example of what we’ll do to the whole roster; and don’t mind us as we flip Dynasty on its head.
Mason Massacre: That’s right because Limmy and I, we take a look at our surroundings, and we don’t much like the direction Dynasty is going in. Especially not with the direction that we’re going; so we’re going to do something about it. We know we can offer more to this place; and we deserve more. And we won’t settle for less than the very best that Dynasty has to offer. Because Goldheart… Is rising to the top; and there’s not a damn thing that Dynasty can do to stop us. You already saw what we’re capable of; SEBAS as you said is no more. Courtesy of the two of us. Now you can stand aside and let history take shape as it should; or you can try and get in our way and become history.. Your choice.
(Mason looks over at Limmy and Limmy gives a nod; and they walk off the set. Sofia watches as they walk by, and gives a sigh. Camera fades back to the arena)
Jake Mercer: Welcome back to Friday Night Dynasty, ladies and gentlemen! Coming up we’ve got a blockbuster match, a classic for sure! Two of Dynasty’s young bucks will battle for dominance!
Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre and Nina Bravo will go head to head in a heated battle, right now!
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES CONTEST AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(‘The Purge’ by ScHoolboy Q, Tyler The Creator, and Kurupt begins to play as Mason Massacre, as angry and determined as ever, makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF EASTSIDE, LONG BEACH, CALIIIFORRNIIAAAAAAAA!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 282 POOOUUUNNDDDSSSSSSS!!!! MASSSOOONNNNNNN ‘THE NATURAL BORN KILLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ MASSSACCCRREEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre coming off a loss at House of Glass was very valiant to accept this match against one of Dynasty’s newest and most dangerous acquisitions, Nina Bravo. Mason clearly doesn’t shy away from any challenge, and you know he’s going to be coming with more venom than usual fresh off a loss. This opportunity is a perfect chance to get his career back on the tracks and going at full speed!
(‘Come Thru’ by Summer Walker reverberates throughout the arena as the entertaining Nina Bravo makes her way onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 115 POOOUUNNDDDSSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF MOSCOW, RUSSSIIAAAAAAAA!!!! NIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ‘THE RUSSSIAN DOLL’ BRAVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THis woman is the definition of pure athleticism! She can wrestle any style, and outwrestle you with any style at that! One of Dynasty’s youngest talents, her future is certainly bright! Nina Bravo stands in front of her toughest challenge to date tonight, Mason Massacre will certainly be a roadblock on her road to stardom, but she’s prepared for the worst! These two have been very vocal about this match, we’re in for a classic!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go! Both competitors quickly charge towards one another, looking to lock horns to begin this match. Nina Bravo ducks under the grasp of Mason, quickly grabs the knee, looking for a dragon screw! Mason shakes her off, and we’re back to square one. Brilliant from Nina, knowing the bigger man, Mason, clearly overpowers her. Bravo fakes a lockup again, she goes low with a dropkick to the knee of Mason Massacre! Chopping the big man down to one knee, literally and figuratively, now setting up for a sidekick to the face! But Massacre had it scouted, catching the flying boot of Nina Bravo, flipping her up into the air and down crashing to the canvas! Mason sends Nina Bravo down hard, now following it up with a running senton! Crushing Bravo’s ribs early on!
Jake Mercer: Nina found a target in Mason’s right knee, but Mason’s going o look to use his tremendous size and power against the smaller Bravo, in this match. Mason wasting zero time at all, lifting Bravo back up onto his shoulders, perhaps looking to make quick work of her tonight! Mason looking for a torture rack bomb! Nina fighting out with elbows to the skull of Massacre, he looks dazed! MASON FIGHTS THROUGH IT, FLIPS BRAVO OVER, AND DROPS BRAVO WITH A SAMOAN DROP! RATTLING THE CANVAS! The body of Nina Bravo once more squashed under the behemoth that is Terry Ch- Mason Massacre! Mason controlling Nina thus far, now looking to once more punish the body of Bravo, grabbing her by the hair, dragging her to her feet, driving a nasty headbutt right through the skull of Nina! NOW MASON LAUNCHES NINA OFF THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR A URANAGE! MASON WITH A URANA- WAIT, NINA OVER THE TOP, SHE MANAGED TO COUNTER, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! MASONS NECK PLANTED AGAINST THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: Nina unleashing brand new weaponry for what could be the biggest match of her career thus far! Now clotheslining Massacre over the top rope! She’s feeling the energy, this socially distanced crowd on its toes, only a few moments into this match! NINA OFF THE ROPES, SHE’S LOOKING TO FLY! Mason moves out of the way and Nina is forced to halt her attack at the very last moment! But she won’t give Mason any room to rest, Nina over the top rope, out to the apron, a sidekick to the skull of Massacre! That one landed right on the button! NINA BRAVO WITH A MOONSAULT OFF THE APRON, SENDING MASON MASSACRE CRUMBLING TO THE FLOOR! WHAT A MOVE FROM “NE-NE”!
Flannery McCoy: What can’t Nina Bravo do?!? She’s facing goliath for all intents and purposes, and still managing to devise a brilliant set of offense, what a talent! Mason still reeling on the barricade, but Nina’s still got him in her sights! NINA BRAVO BACK IN THE RING, OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE! WAIT, MASON BACK IN THE RING QUICKLY, CATCHING NINA BRAVO!! MASON WITH A SPINNING URANAGE SLAM!!! MASON GETS THE URANAGE THIS TIME, AND HE MADE THE MOST OF IT! NINA BRAVO DRIVEN PRACTICALLY THROUGH THE CANVAS, MASON WITH THE COVER ON “THE RUSSIAN DOLL”!
(ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)
(TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO—-)
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! Nina got the shoulder off the canvas at two, managing to stay alive after that brutal unrage from Mason! Massacre showing no mercy tonight, snarling at Bravo, now stomping on her rib cage! Mason looks like he wants to break the ribs of Nina Bravo! Massacre out to the apron, signaling for Bravo to get back to her feet. Mason wants to fly! MASON OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT NINA RUSHES TOWARDS HIM, SCOOPING HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! NINA BRAVO WITH MASON MASSACRE ON HER SHOULDERS, WHAT POWER FROM NINA BRAVO! LOOKING FOR THE ‘PROPHET DRIVER’!!! Mason able to fight out of it, back on two legs, now off the ropes with a big boot! But Nina Bravo avoids it, going low, and firing off on Mason Massacre with the ‘Ike Turner Special’!!! That one shook the skull of Mason Massacre, he’s on wobbly legs! Nina up to the middle rope! A FLYING DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF MASON MASSACRE!
Jake Mercer: Mason now fighting up to his feet again, how?!? He’s still dazed! NINA LOOKING FOR A SPEAR, SHE WANTS TO CUT MASON IN HALF! MASON SIDESTEPS THE ATTEMPT, SENDING NINA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE POST! THAT SHOULDER OF BRAVO SLAMS AGAINST THE RING POST, NOW SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO A ROLLING ELBOW FROM MASON MASSACRE!!! THAT ONE FLATTENED HER, SENT HER TUMBLING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! MASON MASSACRE WITH DEVIOUS INTENT, HE MANAGES TO LIFT LIFT BRAVO ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!!! WAIT, HE FLIPS HER AROUND, MASON MASSACRE WITH A LAST RIGHT SIT-OUTTTTT POWWERRRRBOMBBBBBB!!!! A THUNDEROUS POWERBOMB FROM MASON MASSACRE MAY HAVE JUST SILENCED ANY DOUBT OF HIS PLACE HERE IN EAW!!!!
Stew-O: Nina Bravo is still down and out, but Mason doesn’t want to end it here. Mason with a snap kick to the spine of Nina! That back was just rattled off the canvas, now the boot of Mason Massacre found a permanent residency in the spine of Nina Bravo! Shouting at Nina Bravo is Mason…
Mason Massacre: (Off-Mic) I TOLD YOU I’D PUNISH YOU, AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED, STUPID BITCH!
Stew-O: You heard him, he wants to leave Nina Bravo with a painful, permanent memory of the beating he’s putting on her. Mason is ruthless! AND WE’RE GOING TO SEE IT ONCE AGAIN, HE’S STACKING NINA BRAVO UP FOR ‘HELL ON EARTH’! ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MOVES, MASON COULD SNAP HER NECK AND HER CHANCES OF LEAVING THIS MATCH WITH A CAREER WITH THIS MOVE! HE’S GOT NINA BRAVO SET UP!!! BUT NINA BRAVO OUT THE BACKDOOR, SHE MANAGES TO ROLL MASON UP!!!! MASON MANAGES TO SCRAMBLE UP BEFORE THE REF COULD MAKE IT DOWN FOR THE COUNT, AND HE SMASHES A BIG BOOT AGAINST THE FACE OF BRAVO! Nina’s body dropping to the canvas, what a counter from Mason!
Flannery McCoy: Nina flat on the canvas, face down, and- wait, Mason Massacre is heading to the top rope!!! Mason scaling the turnbuckles, he could collapse the ring, he could collapse the enter building! If Xander Payne can do it, I suppose Mason can too! MASSACRE POINTING AT NINA, SIGNALING THAT THE END IS NEAR! MASON OFF THE TOP WITH A DIVING SENTONNNNNNNN- BUT BRAVO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, NO WATER IN THE POOL FOR MASON!!!! HE HIT THE CANVAS OS HARD, NINA BRAVO HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO ESCAPE THAT DEVASTATING MOVE FROM THE BIG MAN, MASON!
Jake Mercer: Nina Bravo seems to be gaining a second wind! She’s back to her feet, SHE RIPS APART THE KNEE OF MASON MASSACRE WITH A DRAGON SCREW!!! MASSACRE CRYING OUT IN PAIN, AND AGAIN, NINA WITH A CONTORTING DRAGON SCREW!!! MASONS KNEE MUST BE HAMBURGER MEAT AT THIS POINT!!! Mason trying to get to his feet, but Bravo with a massive side stomp to the knee of Mason buckles him again! NINA BRAVO OFF THE ROPES, TAKING MASON MASSACRE DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SPEAR!!! NINA GETS THE SPEAR, AND SHE DROVE MASON INTO THE MAT!!! MANAGING TO MOUNT AN ATTACK IS NINA, SHE’S LOOKING FOR A FINISH RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!! THE ‘NO-RUSSIAN’ COULD BE IMMINENT, AND IT COULD SPELL DOOM FOR MASON!
Stew-O: NINA SETTING UP FOR IT, MASON JUIST BACK TO HIS FEET, HERE IT IS!!!! NINA WITH THE ‘NOOOOOO-RU’- MASON CAUGHT HER IN MID-AIR AND COUNTERS WITH A LUMBAR CHECK!!!! MASON BACK TO THE SPINE OF NINA BRAVO, HE’S HAD A TARGET ON IT THE WHOLE MATCH, AND THAT LUMBAR CHECK COULD’VE SEALED NINA’S FATE!!! NOW HE SCOOPS HER UP FOR ‘HELL ON EARTH’!!!!! MASON MASSACRE WITH NINA BRAVO ON HIS SHOULDERS, HE’S GOT HER IN THE AIR, THIS IS IT!!!!! MASON MASSACRE PLANTS NINNNAAAAAAA INTO THE CANVAS WITH ‘HELL ON EARRRTHHHHH’!!!!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT, NINA CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE!!!! MASON MASSACRE IN FOR THE COVER ON NINA BRAVO!!!
(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)
(TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)
(THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)
Jake Mercer: KICKOUTTTTTTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE GET HER SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS IN TIME?!?! NINA BRAVO IS A WARRIOR AMONGST WARRIORS, THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!! NINA WITH THE HEART AND FORTITUDE OF A CHAMPION!!! Mason looks stunned, he doesn’t know what it will take to put Nina away, she’s kicked out of everything apart from the kitchen sink! She’s still down and out however, and Mason sees the window of opportunity opening wide! Mason up to the top rope once more, he’s climbing the turnbuckles! He wants to quite literally squash Nina’s hopes of persevering any longer! MASON MASSACRE IS GOING TO FLATTEN NINA BRAVO!!!!! MASON – WAIT, NINA BRAVO BACK TO HER FEET, SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!!! SHE DROPKICKS MASON OFF THE TOP ROPE, MASON SENT FLYING TO THE FLOOR!!!!! GOOD LORD, MASON MASSACRE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR HARD, AND NOW NINA BRAVO OFF THE ROPES!!!! SHE’LL GET HIM THIS TIME!!! NINA OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILOOOO!!!!!!! THAT TOPE TOOK MASON MASSACRE DOWN TO THE FLOOR ONCE MORE, AND NINA BRAVO SHOUTS TO THE CROWD!!!! THEY CHEER HER LOUDLY, BECOMING A FAN FAVORITE EVERY MATCH IS THIS YOUNG WOMAN!
Stew-O: But she needs to take advantage of Mason while she’s got the chance! She’s got him reeling, she’s rolled Mason back in the ring, but she’s so exhausted, she can barely move herself! Struggling to get Mason up to her feet but she does it, AND A KISS TO THE FOREHEAD!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FOR MASON!!! HE’S ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP!!! NINA BRAVO FIRES OFF THE ELBOW- MASON MANAGED TO EVADE IT, HE DUCKED UNDER IT, MASON NOW DROPS HER WITH A SNAP BRAINBUSTER!!!!! HE LIFTED HER INTO THE SKIES AND DROVE HER BACK DOWN IN A FLASH, WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM MASON, WHO’S DOWN TO A KNEE!! Mason was on the verge of losing this bout and he had the wherewithal to recover and turn the tides, he’s no joke!
Jake Mercer: Mason now lifting Nina on his shoulders once more, perhaps looking to close out this match! Nina Bravo manages to escape out the back door, AND SIDEKICK TO THE KNEE PUTS MASON DOWN TO ONE KNEE! THAT KNEE COMES BACK TO HURT MASON, BRILLIANT FROM BRAVO! KICK TO THE FACE NOW, AND NINA COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A BIG BOOT HERSELF!!! MASON STILL ON HIS FEET, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES, NINA WITH A ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’ ELBOOOOW- WHAT THE HELL, MASON AVOIDS IT SOMEHOW, AND HE SHOVES NINA BACK, HARD! NINA SENT CRASHING INTO THE REFEREE, WHO’S DOWN!!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN, BUT NINA BRAVO IS BACK TO HER FEET!!!! THE ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’ LANDS ON THE JAW OF MASON!!! MASSACRE FALLS TO HIS KNEES, NINA BRAVO WITH THE ‘NO RUSSIAN’!!!!!! PLANTING MASON ON THE CANVASSSS!!!! HE’S OUT, NINA’S DONE IT!!! THE REFEREE IS BARELY COMING TO, NINA IS COVERING MASON, THE REFEREE ISN’T GETTING UP!!!!
(The crowd turns their attention to the top of the ramp…)
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL, LIMMY MONAGHAN STORMING DOWN DOWN THE RAMP, NINA BACK TO HE FEET, LIMMY WITH A FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE OF NINA BRAVO!!!! THAT BICYCLE KNEE SHUT NINA’S LIGHTS OUT, WHAT THE HELL DID LIMMY JUST DO, WHY IS HE OUT HERE?!?!? LIMMY THROWS THE ARM OF MASON OVER NINA AS SOON AS THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COME TO!!!! HE’S COUNTING, OH NO!!!! NOT LIKE THIS, COME ON!!!!!
(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
(TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MASOONNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘THE EASSTSIDDDEEEEE EXTERMIIIINNAAATORRRRRR’ MASSSACCCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NINA BRAVO HAD THIS WON, MASON STOLE IT!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN TAKING OUT NINA BRAVO, THAT WAS SINISTER!
Jake Mercer: It indeed was but the Dynasty locker room has a duo to worry about if that willingness to save the other goes both ways. These two are dangerous, Limmy Monaghan showing tonight that your championship heart doesn’t matter, these two will do whatever it takes to win.
Stew-O: I’d say congratulations but how much did Mason really win tonight? Either way, a well fought battle until the end, what a shameful end to an amazing matchup.
Flannery McCoy: Agreed. Nina Bravo’s got a bright future but tonight, the ways of Limmy Monaghan snuffed her shine. They’ll have hell to pay next week, that’s for sure. Thank you for sticking with us, folks! Dynasty will return with more action up next!
(Dynasty fades to a commercial break, a shot of Nina Bravo sitting against the ropes with a look if disappointment is shown, the shot fades to black.)
(A commercial for the unofficial EAW Discord chat, watch the likes of Ronan Malosi and Chris Elite get banned from there every other months just to return a week later and act like nothing happened might as well join it :troll:)
(Dynasty’s broadcast transitions to the backstage area of the World 1 Theatre, where the once exclusive Fight Grid Interviewer, Anna C. Flowers is standing in front of the well-lit Dynasty backdrop with a microphone in her hand. She smiles wide into the camera as the virtual audience quiets down as they wait for Anna to address them.)
Anna C. Flowers: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, your two-time Universal Women’s Champion…SERENA BENNETT!
(The camera quickly pans to Anna’s left side, where Serena slides into the frame with a wide, bright smile to compliment both her flashy gold shades and Universal Women’s Title. As the virtual audience is heard cheering approvingly, Serena raises her shades above her eyes and tucks them at the top of her head. She glances down at the UWC belt on her right shoulder before brushing it off with her left hand. The camera pulls back again to give the viewing audience a full view of both Anna and Serena in front of the Dynasty backdrop.)
Serena Bennett: Anna! What’s good with you, baby girl? It’s been a while since you and I had some time to talk, ain’t it?!
Anna C. Flowers: It certainly has been, Serena. I haven’t had the chance to interview you since just before your Universal Women’s Title match at Bloodsport. :wow:
Serena Bennett: You notice anything different ‘bout me, Anna Banana?
Anna C. Flowers: Hm. Gee, Serena. I’m not too sure.
Serena Bennett: C’mon now, Anna! You ain’t that dumb, take a good look at me. Go ‘head.
(Anna C. Flowers narrows her gaze and takes a second to look Serena up, down, and around. She pouts slightly then shrugs her shoulders as Serena kisses her teeth.)
Serena Bennett: I’m a two-time, two-time Universal Women’s Champion now, Anna! DUH!
Anna C. Flowers: Oh, is that all you were hinting at? Gee, Serena, I’ve gotten so used to seeing you with the belt this season, I almost kind of forgot that you never once held it as long as you have before.
Serena Bennett: Yeah, you and errybody else ‘round here. :mjpls: But you see now, Anna?! Don’t this title look good on me? You’d think it was made for me or sumn, I was practically built to carry this damn title, to lead this damn division. I told you once before that I was never more prepared than I consider myself to be right now to carry this title and this division to new heights, and that still rings true, of course it does. But it only makes sense you hardly noticed the difference Serena with a belt versus Serena without a belt ‘cause with or without this title, I been putting the work in to make EAW’s women’s division as competitive as it is. I BEEN the face of women’s wrestling, now I just got the cold, hard proof to show y’all.
Anna C. Flowers: Fair enough, Serena. I suppose congratulations are in order not only for you being able to call yourself a two-time, two-time –
Serena Bennett: :gladbron:
Anna C. Flowers: *ahem* Did I do that correctly? :lupe: But, um, anyways, yes, congratulations on, um, becoming a uh–multi-time Universal Women’s Champion. :mjgrin: But not only for that, but also for your successful defenses against both Candice Blair and most recently, Harlow Reichert. And if I may say so, Serena, myself along with a few others were definitely somewhat concerned that your reign was coming close to an end there after your historic Red Wallz match last weekend. :lupe:
Serena Bennett: Mhm. :mjpls: It hardly surprises me anymore to find out there’s still some doubtful motherfuckers out there who are STILL unable to understand just how resilient and dedicated I am when it comes to making sure this title stays where the fuck it belongs. I put myself in a position to win and gave myself the perfect amount of time to end the match and ensure that I’d walk out of House of Glass with my Universal Women’s Championship. That’s all there is to it. And to tell you the truth, Anna, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that my match against Harlow is gonna be one that I’ma be hearing about for a long ass time going forward.
(Anna, perplexed, brings the microphone back to her mouth quickly to ask a question.)
Anna C. Flowers: Really? What makes you say that?
(As Anna raises the microphone back to Serena’s lips, the Universal Women’s Champion scoffs and rolls her eyes.)
Serena Bennett: You’re real sweet, Anna. But c’mon. I know just how it looks, you ain’t gotta lie to me, nor do I need you or anybody else to spell it out for me. I’m not afraid to say it: I dique “barely” beat Harlow last weekend. She more or less, how the marks might say, “no sold” our Red Wallz match right at the end of it, hinting that she wanted more, showing that she was perfectly capable of continuing had she not been stupid enough or as much of an amateur to risk fuckin’ brain damage by letting herself pass out instead of tapping in. How y’all started confusing this complete disregard for one’s own health in the way that y’all are kewl with allowing as much pressure as I’m applying to the carotid interfere with ya brain function so much that it thinks it’s time to completely cut off consciousness, for a sign of “strength” as an Elitist is beyond me. But if y’all wanna go ahead and praise these bozos for putting their neurological function on the line, be my guest. Then we wonder why Harlow keeps fallin’ victim to these injuries, been that way since the day I fuckin’ met her. Bitch has always been dumb, and if she’s dumb enough to put herself at risk in a situation like that, with a move as dangerous as Serenity has come to be then I’m not surprised. It’s no secret she’s short a few brain cells, this the same bitch who tried to slap hands with virtual fans in the World 1 Theatre that very same night, fuckin’ weirdo. But I digress.
(Serena pauses, glancing down at the Universal Women’s Title that rests on her shoulder. She looks back up at Anna, who tries to bite back an eager smile as she holds the microphone up, encouraging Serena to continue.)
Serena Bennett: When I went back and watched that stream, girl, I hardly recognized myself in that ring. You’d almost think I was one of these regular degular, weak ass, itty bitty bitches that are out here, man, it made me sick to my stomach to watch my own House of Glass performance. If it were up to me, and unfortunately, it wasn’t, the match would have taken a much different direction if she didn’t get the upper hand at the very beginning. Like, it’s almost like I went out of my way to be as purposefully UN-entertaining as I possibly could have been. I bet these motherfuckers was just waiting for any chance to say “aha, gotcha, see!!!” and justify each and every argument that’s been crafted against me since my debut. And it looks like they finally got one, I know y’all are hype. Hell, Anna, we had all those weapons to play with inside that Red Wallz structure and not a single one was used, does that sound like me to you? Y’all know I can make a weapon out of any and everything and I ain’t even think to grab one. Not one. Neither did Harlow. Guess I can argue I ain’t need a weapon to defeat Harlow, but she ain’t need one to dique “body” me, neither.
Anna C. Flowers: I was going to ask, Serena, but I think I can guess how the outcome of that Red Wallz match might have made you feel.
Serena Bennett: Yup, you can. Hell, sumn tells me you already know EXACTLY how I’m feeling ‘bout this one, sis. I’m highkey disappointed, Anna Banana. Damn near embarrassed. I’d almost go as far as to say that Red Wallz was one of, if not THE worst performance of my EAW career. If I had the authority, I’d schedule myself a rematch ‘cause I don’t like no vague and ambiguous W’s on my record, you feel me? Make it perfectly clear to that bitch who the fuck I am and what I’m about. I think I’ma see if Bhrissy’s feeling generous with his Gawd Contract again. Better yet, might fuck around and tell Vizzy snap his fingers for me and give me the chance to rewrite free-per-view history however the fuck I please. But that’s not my style, no ma’am. I’ma big girl. Ain’t no whiny broad. We moving forward. Lookin’ straight ahead towards the next blessing and opportunity that’s gon’ come my way. I know I have no choice but to live with that match and bear the brunt of all the shit talk that’s ‘gon follow it. It iiiiiiiis what it iiiiiiis. And it don’t bother me none, not really. Harlow came close, I ain’t gon’ hold her. But not close enough, clearly. I’m STILL standing here after another hellacious and hard fought victory and am STILL able to call myself a two-time, two-time Universal Women’s Champion. Talk to me.
Anna C. Flowers: And talk, we will! Now, you say that you’re looking ahead and planning into the future, but I’m sure a match like Red Wallz against a competitor like Harlow Reichert has got to have SOME sort of influence on the way you approach your title defenses moving forward. Can we expect some alterations in your competitive methodology?
Serena Bennett: Shiiiit, who knows, Anna?! Maybe Ms. Reichert was onto sumn when she told me I gotta stop putting as much effort into my promotional video material as I do. Maybe for my next title match, I won’t cut a single promo ‘til deadline, shoutout to Blandreary Valentine. Or, if my opponent is lucky, I’ll be too burnt out before we can even get a decent promo battle going–hey, Raven. Or maybe I’ll cut eight whole promos in a week, but not mention my competitor once and still pull off a victory that I can brag about for the rest of my career. Hi, Camille. Mhm. Yup. I think I got the formula down pat this season, Anna. What better way to garner the respect of an EAW audience than to do as little as I possibly can within a week? Promos mean nothing after all, right? Who gives a fuck should I ever cut a promo again? Not like StarrStan ain’t on my ass to make Dynasty proud and do my part to carry this entire brand on my goddamn back or nothing, nah.
(Serena rolls her eyes as Anna quickly lowers the microphone to interjet.)
Anna C. Flowers: I guess no real change at all, huh?
Serena Bennett: Nah, hell no, Anna. Ain’t a damn thing change at all, you know who the fuck I am. I still know what I have to do to get my message across. I still know that one match at the top of the season doesn’t define the rest of my year, or even the rest of my career. I still know how to handle myself in that ring and put myself in a position to come out on top, each and everytime, no matter who my next competitor gon’ end up being. And I’m ready for whoever, just send ‘em my way. Of course, I still got my eye on Darcy and that damn briefcase, too, don’t get me wrong, I’m as prepared as ever to take that bitch on, too. I’m sure she and I will cross paths again real, real soon–at least I hope so. Ain’t no other bitch in this industry I’m lookin’ forward to beating on more, but that’s not important right now, not yet. I still got some work to do with this here belt. Fact of the matter is that this women’s division has NEVER seen brighter days–and I know who’s the woman responsible for that, even if they don’t deserve me and all that hard work I been putting in from the jump. But that’s fine. ‘Cause I know who I do it for. And I sure as HELL don’t do it for none of them. Never have. And I never fucking will.
(Without another word, Serena lowers her gold shades over her eyes and backs out of the frame, leaving Anna by her lonesome. She turns to face the camera directly, sighing with a smile as she closes out her interview.)
Anna C. Flowers: Jake, Stew, Flannery–back to you guys at ringside.
(A commercial for Myles and… El Landerson’s daughter as they discuss sexual consent :whoa:)
(‘Survival’ by Eminem hits as Adam Lucas steps out onto the stage. He hops up and down before making his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 231lbs!! From New York, The Next Level!!! ADAM LUCAS!!!
Stew-O: Adam picked up a big victory over Mason Massacre last week at House of Glass. Tonight he hopes to keep the momentum going with another big win against the New Breed Champion.
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS and Pop Smoke hits, as Andre Walker steps out onto the stage with his New Breed Championship. Andre smirks out at Adam Lucas in the ring then makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 185lbs!!! He is your EAW New Breed Champion!!! The Notorious!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!
Flannery McCoy: A win over Andre would be a tough task. This man has been incredible since he debuted last season. Taking on some of the best names in this company and eventually winning the New Breed Championship after all of the trials and triumphs he needed to go through in order to finally win it.
Stew-O: Add in how well he successfully defended the belt against Christian Demarco last week and the task at hand for Adam Lucas seem a little more impossible. However, we can’t doubt someone with the talent of Lucas.
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Stew-O: And here we go! Both competitors make their way to the center of the ring and lock up! Andre breaks his arm free and connects with a vicious forearm shot to the face!
Flannery McCoy: That shot sends Adam Lucas staggering back! Another shot by Walker as Lucas is now up against the ropes! Walker is keeping the pressure on his opponent as he steps up and shoot kicks Lucas right at the side of the ribs!
Jake Mercer: Ribs sound very good right now. A little barbecue sauce too :uh:
Flannery McCoy: There is a match going on Jake! And the ribs I’m talking about aren’t looking to good because Andre connects with yet another kick to Adam Lucas’ side!! Andre now with a forearm shot to the head! A right hook! And now he follows it up with a spin kick to the abdomen of Lucas against the ring ropes!
Stew-O: Wait a second Flannery! Adam just caught the champion’s foot! He tosses Andre’s leg around as Walker spins… AND IT’S ADAM LUCAS THAT SENDS HIM RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A DISCUS PUNCH! Walker had no idea that was coming! That is some tremendous speed and precision by Adam Lucas!
Flannery McCoy: Lucas continues his offense with multiple stomps down onto the torso of Andre Walker. He’s keeping the champion grounded and not allowing him an opportunity to get up! Andre tries to sit up and get into a better position, but Lucas is right there to send him flat on his back with a nasty drop kick to the chest!
Jake Mercer: George Lucas now gets up to his feet and walks over to the side ropes before making his way onto the ring apron! He grabs hold of the top rope as he tries to get the attention of the fans back home! He’s planning something big!! Andre Walker slowly stands up in the center of the ring… AND JOYNER LUCAS TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE!!!
Flannery McCoy: You know that’s not his name right?
Jake Mercer: I could have said Lucas Johnson, but my wrestling intelligence knows that’s not him.
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Lucas is really feeling himself as the momentum is definitely on his side! Andre remains on the canvas, but is shortly assisted to his feet by Adam! Forearm shot to the face by Adam Lucas! He follows it up with an Irish whip that sends Andre across the ring and towards the far ropes! Andre bounces back as Lucas sets up for a back body drop!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! A Kick to the chest by Andre Walker snaps Lucas up into an upright standing position! Adam Lucas is stunned but that doesn’t stop Andre from grabbing his head and taking him down to the mat with a snap mare! That shot really wrenched at his neck!! SUPERKICK BY ANDRE WALKER TO THE BACK OF THE SEATED ADAM LUCAS’ HEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: That’s what they did to him in the Icon Wrestling School for not training to their standards.
Stew-O: Adam Lucas is down on the canvas, clutching at the back of his head. Meanwhile, Andre Walker is up to his feet and he’s running towards the ropes.. He leaps.. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY THE CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam gets his knees up!!! Andre Walker just crashed down chest first into Adam Lucas’ knees and is now rolled over off to the side of him as he clutches at his pectorals!!
Jake Mercer: I’m not Gavin, but I’ll clutch your pectorals. It’ll make you a better commentator :mjlit:
Flannery McCoy: (slaps Jake Mercer across the face) :Bronfoh:
Stew-O: Andre is down in the center of the ring while Adam is slowly working himself up to his feet with the assistance of the side ropes. He isn’t allowing the champ to maintain any consistent offense, and so far it’s been working for him. Lucas is now up to his feet. He sees Andre rolling over and onto his hands and knees. Lucas backs up and bounces off of the ropes! He’s headed towards Andre who pops his head up! Basement drop kick to the face by Adam Lucas and Walker is down!!! Lucas hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: kick out by Walker at 2 and a half!
Stew-O: Adam Lucas was so close to putting this one away just now and adding a victory over the reigning New Breed Champion to his impressive young career so far in EAW. He’s focused this week. There is no doubt about that. Lucas gets back up to his feet. He reaches down and grabs Andre by the legs…. SHARPSHOOTER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Andre Walker is kicking himself free! He isn’t allowing Adam to turn him over! Another kick by Andre!! Another!!! And Adam Lucas has backed away and is shaking his hand as that last kick caught him right in the knuckles.
Jake Mercer: Andre quickly gets up to his feet, but Adam Lucas immediately takes his attention off of his hurt hand and back onto Andre! LARIAT BY ADAM LUCAS!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Andre ducks the arm!! Adam turns around… PELE KICK BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: That shot stuns Adam Lucas as he’s barely able to stay standing on his feet! The fight in this man is what’s keeping him from dropping! Andre Walker pops back up to his feet. He kicks Adam in the stomach and lifts him up… THUNDERBOLT TEMPO BY ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS AS ADAM LUCAS GETS DROPPED RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD AND NECK FROM THAT BRAIN BUSTER!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker is now starting to pick it up here in this match. Earlier, it seemed like Adam wasn’t slowing down, but as we can see here, Andre has found a way to make it happen.
Jake Mercer: Andre now gets back to his feet as he assists the Lucas up to his. Andre now whips Lucas to the corner as he crashes back first against the turnbuckles! Andre charges in… RUNNING DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF LUCAS IN THE CORNER!!!!
Stew-O: That shot sends Adam Lucas into a seated position against the turnbuckles. Andre now backs up a few feet as he stares at his seated opponent!!! THEN CHARGES IN TO CONNECT WITH THE GRIMSEVER!!! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE BY ANDRE WAKER!!!! Andre grabs Adam and brings him up to his feet. He connects with a kick to the side of the leg! Another! And another! Adam reaches down and grabs at his calf in pain, but is met by an Axe Kick that catches him right across the face by Andre Walker!!! AND THATS FOLLOWED BY A DISCUS ELBOW THAT SENDS ADAM LUCAS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Andre hooks the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas gets his shoulder up at the last possible second!!!
Jake Mercer: Andre is now up to his feet. He’s looking up at the corner turnbuckle, then back down at Adam Lucas! Andre begins to scale up to the top rope as Lucas slowly works up to his hands and knees. Andre is watching as Lucas is now up in a bent over position on his feet. Andre leaps… THE DAWNBREAKER!!!!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM LIFTS HIS CHEST UP AND CATCHES ANDRE WALKER IN MID AIR WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! What a move by the young Adam Lucas!!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas gets back up to his feet as he now reaches down and… HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER SHARPSHOOTER!!! Andre Walker is trying to kick himself free, but it’s no use! Adam crosses Andre’s legs and begins to turn him over! Andre is using all of his strength to prevent himself from getting turned because he knows what’s coming… BUT ITS NO USE BECAUSE ADAM LUCAS LOCKS IT IN!!!
Stew-O: Adam is sitting back and applying as much pressure as he can as Andre is trying his hardest to break free! Andre quickly gets his hands under his body and presses himself up to alleviate some of the tension on his lower back… BUT ADAM PULLS BACK HARDER, SITS BACK, AND FORCES ANDRE’S FACE DOWN AGAINST THE CANVAS!! HE’S ABOUT TO SNAP THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONS BACK!!! ANDRE MAY JUST TAP OUT!! HIS FACE SAYS HE WANTS TO, BUT HIS ACTIONS ARE SHOWING THAT HE ISN’T GIVING UP!! HE’S REACHING FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HE’S ALMOST THERE… AND HE GRABS IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam releases Andre’s legs as Andre instantly clutches at his lower back with his right hand while grabbing the bottom rope with his left. That sharpshooter took a lot out of the champ, that’s for sure!! Andre slowly works himself up to his feet with the use of the ring ropes. He turns around.. STEP UP ENZIGURI BY ADAM LUCAS CATCHES ANDRE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AND SENDS HIM RIGHT AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! Adam backs away from Andre, then charges in!!!
Jake Mercer: BOOT TO THE FACE BY ANDRE WALKER!!! Andre just caught Adam at full speed with his boot!! Adam is clutching at his jaw and taking a step back.. BUT THAT GIVES ANDRE AN OPENING TO CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE THAT SENDS LUCAS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! ANDRE WITH THE COVER!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: And again, it’s Adam Lucas with the kick out!! What a match between these two young Elitists. Neither man is giving up, but both are bringing the intensity.
Flannery McCoy: Andre gets back up to his feet and immediately lifts Adam up as well. He kicks him in the stomach and hooks his head!! He’s looking for the red alert!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Adam Lucas reverses it into a Snap suplex of his own before Andre could lift him up!! Both men are down!!!
Flannery McCoy: These two have brought the fight to one another tonight and are exhausted. Both looking up at the ceiling trying to figure how to put the other away!! They slowly work their way up to their feet.. Andre with a forearm to the head! Adam with a forearm of his own! Andre with a spin kick to the stomach! Adam responds with a discus punch that catches Andre right at the jaw and forces him to stagger back! Andre doesn’t seem to happy about that last shot as he charges at Adam Lucas!!!
Stew-O: BUT ADAM LUCAS CATCHES HIM WITH A POPUP POWERBOMB OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Andre is out cold!!! Lucas hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘SURVIVAL’ by Eminem hits, as Adam Lucas rises up to his feet. The referee raises his hand as the virtual crowd cheers wildly for the major victory)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. ADAM LUCAS!!!
Stew-O: Impressive Victory by Adam Lucas as he knocks off one of the hottest champions in Andre Walker tonight.
Jake Mercer: George did well tonight.
Flannery McCoy: why do you keep calling him other names?
Jake Mercer: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Well, while Jake confuses himself even more, you have to wonder what’s next for this up and coming talent after a major win tonight that came days after his grueling victory over Mason Massacre at House of Glass! The future looks bright for this young Dynasty Elitist!
(The screen shows Adam Lucas celebrating his victory before cutting to black)
(A commercial for the Bill Nye The Science Guy show where he talks about the solar system before being interrupted by New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, who tries to convince him that “you’ve never been to the moon bro.”)
(All is silent as we see a shot of the ring. Lights begin to flash as “Pure Water” by Skepta begins to play. Out walks the noticeably limping but q is sporting a dapper suit with a long brown scarf and his PURE Championship belt on his shoulders as he mugs the crowd before walking down the ramp.)
Stew-O: He walks into Friday Night Dynasty this week the same way he walked into the last episode of Dynasty; still PURE Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, many doubted he would leave House of Glass with his title given the fact he was going up against The Remix Impact but Dray is here and still carrying gold around as well.
Jake Mercer: GRANTED…he barely left with his title. Both men suffered big damage and the Glass Pit match ended up being a draw. Thus, how he still is champion despite not actually defeating Impact.
(Dray enters the ring and snatches away a microphone from Stephie Love as his music fades out.)
Dray Fontana: Despite me coming out here via my own will power, despite me telling each and everyone of you that I would remain PURE Champion, and despite the best efforts put forth at House of Glass in my critic match against that over the hill slug bodied man Impact…I am not in the best of moods. I’ve come so far and House of Glass should have been the peak of my run in EAW but the bitter taste left in my mouth is too much for me to hide. I’m disgusted.
(Dray shakes his head.)
Dray Fontana: Throughout the tenure of my career, although I’ve been described as a product of the game on multiple occasions, I’ve always looked into the mirror and I’ve seen an outcast, a persona non grata, almost someone who’s been universally unaccepted by his peers and the wrestling community as a whole. It‘s never really been a thing to me, I rarely ever dwell on it for longer than twenty minutes at one go but it’s there, I cant run away from it like I’ve visualised myself doing sometimes. I’ve never really been able to put my finger on exactly why I have this weird, different and unwanted aura surrounding me but I’m almost certain now that I’ve hit the nail on its head. It’s fear. If we run our minds back to around the start of 2020, what was the common conception about Dray Fontana? Yeah, it was that he was a joke. He was a clown, he was someone who’s confidence had 0 root, it was that Dray Fontana would amount to absolutely nothing, right? But now? I’m PURE Champion and you would think more respect would be paid to me. Nope. The same useless and lie filled slander is tossed my way and defeating Impact at House of Glass SHOULD have elevated me above the medium but alas here we are. I have to prove myself again. Nothing new. But, I am motivated to prove myself as not just the PURE Champion…but as the GREATEST PURE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME…So.
(Dray cracks his neck and turns to the stage.)
Dray Fontana: Who in that entire locker-room disagrees with my statement? Who doubts me as PURE Champion? Who wants to challenge my claim that I will be the greatest PURE Champion of all time? The Prince Dray Fontana invites any and everyone single one of you snickering cowards back there to contest my claim as the greatest. Don’t be shy. Don’t be scared. This is an open challenge to each and every-
(“Survival” by Eminem blasts as the fans pop. Dray and everyone in attendance turn to see the smiling Adam Lucas standing on stage holding a microphone as he begins to walk down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Friday Night Dynasty just went up a level!
Jake Mercer: The Next Level that is! :wow:
Flannery McCoy: As soon as Dray offered that open challenge, Lucas is honestly the first elitist I pictured taking up the challenge!
(Lucas makes his way to the steel stairs as he raises the microphone to his lips. While he speaks, his music fades out.)
Adam Lucas: What a time to be Adam Lucas, huh? I mean, I’m just minding my business backstage, eating delicious catering, getting ready to hit StarrStan up about potential title shots and WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS! It must be my lucky day, huh? Shoot, given how I performed at House of Glass against Mason Massacre and of course with my match with Andre Walker moments ago…who better to answer the call and take you on, Dray?
(Lucas enters the ring as Dray rolls his eyes.)
Dray Fontana: I honestly expected someone more…main event caliber. To go from Impact to…you…it’s a considerable downgrade I’ll be honest. Also, didn’t you already blow a title shot recently? Not saying I’m not game, but you aren’t exactly deserving of much if anything. But, if you want a title shot…
Adam Lucas: Hold on there, Dray. Yes, I came up short against Sienna Jade when I was offered that National Elite Championship match. Thing is, I was SO CLOSE to taking that title on Voltage that it’s obvious I deserve another crack at a title match. Plus, you aren’t half as good as Sienna Jade. So, how about we stop all this preamble and shake hands and set this match up right now? Dray Fontana vs Adam Lucas for the PURE Championship? I can beat you, take that belt, and I can be the one that goes on to become the greatest PURE Champion of all time.
Dray Fontana: First off, you can’t beat me for this title. Secondly, Sienna Jade is a competitor but I took her superior husband to his limits. I think you do have a match that can be a showcase for my legitimacy. Hmm…well, since you want a title shot, you-
(“Lounge Act” by Nirvana blasts out the speakers as Adam rolls his eyes. Dray looks over Lucas’ shoulder as both men watch the stage. Out walks the massive Mason Massacre being followed by the smaller statured Limmy Monaghan. Limmy is rubbing his chin as Mason Massacre is looking as intimidating as ever.)
Stew-O: A union brought about at House of Glass following the huge win against Sebas, Limmy is being flanked by Mason Massacre as the two men head to the ring!
Jake Mercer: Don’t forget, Lucas defeated Mason at that very same event!
Flannery McCoy: Mason lost a match but may have gained a new partner. We know Limmy is used to being in a tag team but since Mark Macias left, The Grand Athlete member has been floating on his lonesome. Now he has Mason Massacre and if what they did to Sebas is a premonition of what’s to come, they can become a scary duo very soon.
(Mason and Limmy roll into the ring as Monaghan and Massacre stand face to face with Adam and Dray as the music fades out.)
Limmy Monaghan: Now, hood ya’ horses! Slow your roll! Halt, cease this noise, and calm all of this nonsense down right now fellas. This seems very hasty of you two to presume that this company wants and needs to see that glorious PURE Championship be defended in a match featuring Dray Fontana and Adam Lucas. I think that’s pretty misguided. Don’t you agree, Mason?
Mason Massacre: Very misguided. Very presumptuous. Very unpleasant to me. What do you think, Limmy?
Limmy Monaghan: I feel obligated to agree with you Mason. Not just because of us forming this bond we have at House of Glass but because we couldn’t help but overhear you two lay claims that you two both deserve not just a shot at being PURE Champion but both believe either of you could become the greatest PURE Champion of all time. Here’s the thing; I think neither of you can hold a candle to me.
Mason Massacre: I think they both suck and need to be brought down a peg, to be honest.
Limmy Monaghan: But didn’t I kick your ass at House of Glass?
Dray Fontana: You definitely did do that, I saw it with my own two eyes.
Mason Massacre: Watch your mouth, Princess!
Limmy Monaghan: It’s ok, Mason. I got this one! Sure, you were successful at House of Glass against Mason…but Limmy, you are not the only man in this ring that got a huge win at HOG. I have plenty of momentum from that marquee event and Mason and I both detest the stain you left on Mason’s record that night. We were talking and I’ve decided to rectify that for Mason by taking you…
(Limmy gets face to face with Adam Lucas as he stares in his eyes.)
Limmy Monaghan: And of course you…
(Limmy turns and gets in Fontana’s face right after.)
Limmy Monaghan: So, screw the boring Adam Lucas vs Dray Fontana date you two tried to set up. I refuse to leave this ring without confirmation that I am the one set to face Dray for that PURE Championship!
Adam Lucas: You clearly don’t deserve a title match over me. You and that husky bodyguard of yours coming out here are too little too late.
Mason Massacre: You have a really big mouth, Adam. Maybe I can shut it right now?
Adam Lucas: Give it a try. We saw what happened the last time we got into it. You lost didn’t you?
Dray Fontana: You cretins can argue all day but I’m not scared of no one. I am the epitome of this business and I’ll take Limmy AND Adam on for my PURE Championship.
Limmy Monaghan: Triple threat style, eh? I’d prefer destroying you one on one but if that’s the match I’m down. I can pin Adam Lucas and become champ without you even being involved.
Dray Fontana: Road to Redemption sounds perfect to me. Lucas, Monaghan, Fontana in one ring with the PURE Championship on the line.
Adam Lucas: Good luck. Your BFF couldn’t do it but maybe you can. I’m game to find out if Mason is going to carry you or if you are going to have to carry him.
Dray Fontana: You two both will get your bodies carried out after I’m done with you two. Mason’s ass can get dragged on to the very same ambulance if he thinks he-
BAM!!!
Stew-O: MASON MASSACRE JUST RUSHED DRAY AND BEAMED HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! LOOK, LIMMY ATTACKS ADAM WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! LIMMY AND MASON MASSACRE ARE LAYING IT ONTO DRAY AND ADAM AS BOTH LUCAS AND FONTANA ARE CAUGHT OFF GUARD! DRAY IS BEING STOMPED ON BY MASON MASSACRE AS LIMMY MONAGHAN MOUNTS AND BASHES ADAM WITH REPEAT PUNCHES TO THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: What was shaping up to be a big match announcement has been topped by this brutal beating by Mason and Limmy. This is almost as bad as what they did to Sebas at House of Glass.
Stew-O: Limmy stands over Lucas as he turns to see Dray being absolutely stomped into the ring by Massacre. Limmy grabs Mason’s shoulder and tugs him over and over trying to get him to let up. Mason slows down as Limmy pants him in the chest and gives an approving head nod.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what anybody expected. You can’t just talk crazy to Mason Massacre and assume he won’t react.
(Limmy looks fine and sees Dray’s championship in the middle of the ring.)
Limmy Monaghan: Look what we have here!
Jake Mercer: And look at Limmy as he grabs and lifts that PURE Championship off the ground and onto his shoulder!
Stew-O: Mason turns and smiles as he sees Limmy mocking Dray and Adam as he poses with the PURE Championship as if he had already won it! Road to Redemption could become the night where Limmy can be the champion he’s pretending to be right now.
Flannery McCoy: It can also be the night Adam Lucas wins big!
Jake Mercer: That, or we’ll watch Dray Fontana put his House of Glass draw behind him and prove to be the best PURE Champion of all time!
(The scene ends with Limmy doing Dray’s taunt to Fontana and Lucas as Mason puts his foot on Lucas’ neck as the scene ends.)
(A commercial for health insurance starring the Dynasty roster currently in the hospital after House of Glass, not a pretty scene)
(The camera fades in from the final commercial break to the World 1 Theatre as Stephie Love is seen standing in the middle of the ring, bringing the mic up as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this is YOUR MAIN EVENT!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike and Despot plays up to loud boos as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. He looks around with a frustrated look on his face as he shakes his head in disgust looking out to the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring as he does so)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… he is THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT’S TIME! A POSITION ONLY FIT FOR A MAN LIKE LETHAL G CONSEQUENCES!!!
Flannery McCoy: What does the G mean?
Jake Mercer: GREATNESS!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Stew-O: Anyways… Lethal Consequences is coming into this match deadset with intentions. Losing to Jake Smith at House of Glass of course he’s looking to get himself on track. He’s angered at himself for plenty of things and I’m sure he’s going to let out all of that anger that he has in him on his opponent tonight.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it this is a much different Lethal Consequences than the one that we’re familiar with and he’s shown that these past few weeks. He’s a man on a mission and there’s no doubt in my mind that with the position he’s in, that he will deliver.
(Lethal Consequences makes his way around the ring as he jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring. He walks over to the center of the ring as he raises his arms up in the air to even louder boos before making his way to his corner not wasting any time as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out. Before long ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice plays up to a mixed reaction as MITSUBACHI makes his way out to the stage. Komatsu Ogawa follows from behind as he hypes him up as both of them look to one another as MITSUBACHI has a face of motivation as he begins to make his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… accompanied by KOMATSU OGAWA!!!!!!!!!! From Sōka, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… he is THE SILENT KILLER… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Earlier in the night MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa interrupted StarrStan as he was announcing the participants for the Extreme Elimination Chamber and it’s safe to say that Ogawa wanted MITSUBACHI to be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber as well, after what seemed like an eternity of bickering Starr finally agreed.
Flannery McCoy: With that on his shoulders it seems he has high expectations to live up to as well. Being in the main event as well it seems he has a lot of tall tasks that he needs to get through, but nothing I don’t think that’s impossible. But alas, we’ll just have to see for ourselves.
Jake Mercer: お腹が空きました。
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :dahell:
Jake Mercer: Oh, I just said I’m hungry nothing much.
(MITSUBACHI makes his way to the bottom of the ramp as he slides into the ring as Komatsu Ogawa is on the outside clapping and showing his support. He makes his way to the center of the ring as he poses at the center of it before getting up to his feet. He eyes his opposition in the corner as he prepares and gets ready for the match as ‘Black Honey’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO AS OUR MAIN EVENT IS UNDERWAY! Both LC and MITSU are circling around the ring, BUT LC RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SHOT! MITSU is down on the ground, AS LC QUICKLY DROPS DOWN AS WELL AND SLAMS PUNCHES INTO HIS FACE! LC IS MERCILESS IN HIS ATTACKS AS MITSU IS TRYING TO HOLD HIS ARMS UP AND BLOCK THEM AS HE GRABS HIS FACE WITH ONE OF HIS HANDS AND PUSHES HIM BACK!
Flannery McCoy: LC has had pent up anger from these past few weeks as he seems to be letting out that anger as he’s back up to his feet as MITSU is up as well. LC RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A RUNNING LARIAT! BUT MITSU DUCKS UNDER! MITSU managing to slip behind LC, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A CHOP BLOCK! LC falling down to a knee as MITSU is back up to his feet and takes a step back, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: LC getting up to a crawling position as he grabs the ropes, BUT MITSU COMES IN AND CAVES A HOLE INTO HIS CHEST WITH MULTIPLE STOMPS! LC grabbing his foot as MITSU pushes away as he brings his hands up in the air separating away from him as it’s clear MITSU is getting cocky, BUT LC COMES IN WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MITSU SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MITSU sent down to the ground as LC is already stomping down on him relentlessly! MITSU attempting to roll to the ropes to get away from LC, BUT LC IS ALREADY ON THE HUNT AS HE TAKES MITSU OUT TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE! LC rolling out of the ring as MITSU is grabbing the barricade to get himself up to his feet, LC grabbing him by the head! AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST!
Flannery McCoy: NO! MITSU MANAGES TO BRING A HAND OUT AS HE SENDS A ELBOW TOWARDS THE GUT OF LC! LC doubles over as he stumbles back, BUT MITSU GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST INSTEAD! LC taken by surprise as he falls down to a knee as MITSU grabs him by the head, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
ONE!
TWO!
Jake Mercer: And the Ref begins the count as MITSU is bringing him up again, AND THROWING HIM SPINEFIRST TOWARDS THE BARRICADE! LC slouching down to the ground as it’s clear he’s in a world of pain from the onslaught that MITSU is giving him as MITSU is grabbing him and rolling him into the ring before the count can continue as LC is grabbing the ropes and pulling himself up. MITSU moving towards LC, BUT LC WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS GUT! MITSU doubling over as LC grabs him, AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM BACK DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: MITSU falling down to a sitting position as LC runs past him and to the ropes, AS HE SENDS A KICK CRACKING HIS BACK AS MITSU FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC taking his time as he’s keeping a methodical pace going throughout this match, AS HE JUMPS UP AND DROPS A KNEE DROP TO HIS GUT TAKING THE AIR OUT OF MITSUBACHI! MITSU sitting up in pain as LC slides down and locks him into a quick headlock!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU struggling to get a gasp of air as he’s reaching out his arms, Ogawa is at ringside trying to support his friend as MITSU is trying to reach to the ropes to get a rope break but it’s too far gone for that now! LC taking his time as he keeps the hold locked in as MITSU is beginning to bring his legs up! MITSU slowly making his way up to his feet as LC is struggling to keep the hold locked in, MITSU WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF LC AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! LC stumbles back but falls into MITSU, AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A JUDO ARM DRAG! MITSU pushes him up to his feet as LC is on a knee, AND MITSU CONNECTS WITH A STIFF KNEE SHOT TO THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! MITSU DROPPING DOWN AS HE’S GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWW-
Jake Mercer: BUT LC KICKS OUT QUICKLY! MITSU grabbing LC by the head, AS HE’S SENDING KNEES TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! MITSU RELENTLESS IN HIS ATTACKS AS THE REF IS FORCED TO COME IN BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN AS MITSU SEPARATES BACKWARDS! MITSU grabbing LC by the head and lifting him off the ground, AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A QUICK SCOOP SLAM! LC sitting up as MITSU runs to the ropes, AND TAKES LC OUT WITH A SLIDING D!
Komatsu Ogawa: (Off-Mic) Sliding D :ciampa:.
Stew-O: MITSU trying to inflict more damage on LC, but LC rolling out of the ring before he can do anything. MITSU making his way over as he’s leaning his head through the middle rope and grabbing LC, BUT A STIFF PUNCH TO THE HEAD OF MITSUBACHI BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC rolling back into the ring as MITSU stumbles back trying to recover, BUT LC WITH A SHARP FOREARM TO FOLLOW UP AS HE SENDS MITSUBACHI DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: LC bringing MITSU up, AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND PLANTS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A SUPLEX! LC rolling through as he lifts MITSU up again, AND GOES FOR ANOTHER SUPLEX! BUT MITSU WITH A KNEE TO HIS HEAD FORCING LC TO BRING HIM BACK TO THE GROUND! MITSU back up as he runs towards LC, BUT LC GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AS HE SIDESTEPS HIM AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! MITSU grabbing onto the middle rope though as he manages to step up onto the apron, BUT IT’S LC THAT COMES IN WITH A BACK ELBOW SENDING HIM FLYING OUT TO RINGSIDE!
Jake Mercer: MITSU recovering as he’s getting back up to his feet, giving LC enough time to get a breather on the outside while he has the chance. MITSU rolling back into the ring as he runs right at LC not wasting his time for a second, BUT LC WITH ANOTHER QUICK BACK ELBOW TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE! MITSU sitting up as LC takes him in a headlock and brings him back up, AS HE PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A DDT!
Stew-O: LC begins to fight back as MITSU continues to hold ground as he’s bringing himself up to his feet. LC MOVING FORWARD AND GOING FOR AN AXE HANDLE! BUT MITSU WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE GUT OF LC SENDING HIM BACKWARDS! LC stumbling back as he turns his attention back to MITSUBACHI, BUT HE CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Flannery McCoy: LC falling down to a sitting position as MITSU spins around him and brings him up to his feet, AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A BACKSTABBER! MITSU grabbing him by the arms now as he brings him up to a knee, AS HE BEGINS TO SEND KICKS TOWARDS HIS FACE AS LC IS LIFELESS IN THE ARMS OF MITSUBACHI! MITSU pulling LC towards him, AS HE SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HIS GUT!
Jake Mercer: BUT LC SLIPS THROUGH AS HE ROLLS UP MITSU INTO A SCHOOLBOY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Stew-O: BUT MITSU PUSHES AWAY AS BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET! LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS AS HE PLANTS MITSUBACHI TO THE GROUND SWIFTLY! MITSU IS DOWN AS LC MOVES BACKWARDS AND HOOKS THE LEG AS HE GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU CONTINUES TO FIGHT AS HE POWERS OUT OF THE SPINEBUSTER! LC looking over in frustration as he’s back up to his feet, MITSU is getting up as well as he’s grabbing onto the turnbuckles to get himself up to his feet! BUT LC RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR THE LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU DUCKS UNDER AS HE TURNS LC AROUND! AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DISCUS SHOOT KICK! LC falling down to the ground as he’s already trying to recover and get back up to his feet, BUT MITSU WITH A KNEE DROP DOWN TO HIS CHEST TAKING THE AIR OUT OF HIM AS HE GETS UP TO A SITTING POSITION! MITSU grabbing him by the back of his head now as he lifts his knee up, AND BEGINS TO SLAM KNEES REPEATEDLY INTO HIS BACK TO KEEP HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI with his second wind of sorts as LC is having a hard time keeping him, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS LC HITS HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM BACKWARDS! MITSU is forced to let go as this is giving enough time for LC to get up to his feet and grab him, AS MITSU IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU rolls out to the apron, AS LC PUNCHES HIM STRAIGHT IN THE FACE! MITSU barely holds on as he’s grabbing onto the ropes as LC is making his way onto the outside of the apron as he runs straight to him! LC LOOKING TO KICK MITSU IN THE FACE! BUT LOOK! KOMATSU OGAWA COMES IN AND GRABS THE LEG OF MITSUBACHI AND PULLS HIM OUT OF HARM’S WAY!
(The Ref was on the other side of the ring as LC turns around and begins to argue with him)
Lethal Consequences: (Off-Mic) YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT HUH?! :dave:
Referee: (Off-Mic) :wtf:
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S MITSUBACHI ON THE OUTSIDE THAT SWEEPS THE LEG OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU grabbing LC as he’s looking to get as much damage in as he can as he grabs him by the head, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! LC feeling the hurt now as MITSU isn’t done as he grabs him, AND THROWS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: MITSU grabbing LC now as he’s rolling him back into the ring as he rolls in as well as LC is slowly trying to recover and get back up to his feet as MITSU grabs him, LC WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT OF MITSUBACHI THOUGH BEFORE HE CAN STRIKE! LC running to the ropes and back, AS HE GOES FOR A RUNNING LARIAT!
Flannery McCoy: THE QUIET LOCK! MITSU DUCKS UNDER THE ARM OF LC AS HE GRABS IT AND ROLLS THROUGH LOCKING IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! LC SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE AS MITSU HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT! LC IS TRYING TO HOLD ON AS MUCH AS HE CAN BUT I DON’T THINK THERE’S A WAY OUT OF THIS! MITSU KEEPING IT LOCKED IN AS IF HE CONTINUES TO HOLD ON FOR THE MOMENT THEN HE MIGHT BE THE ONE COMING OUT WITH THE WIN TONIGHT!
Jake Mercer: BUT LC IS FIGHTING BACK AS HE’S MANAGING TO GET SOME GROUND AND BRING HIS LEGS UP! THIS ISN’T A GOOD LOOK FOR MITSU AS HE SEES THE SITUATION HE’S IN AS WELL AS HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO KEEP IT LOCKED IN AS HE WRENCHES THE ARM OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! BUT LC IS SLOWLY GETTING UP AS HE MANAGES TO GET UP TO A CROUCHING POSITION, NO WAY! LC LIFTING MITSU UP IN THE AIR!
Jake Mercer: AS HE SLAMS HIM TO THE GROUND WITH A POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH UN-HUMANLIKE STRENGTH BEING DISPLAYED RIGHT NOW AS HE FALLS INTO THE CORNER! MITSU is absolutely dumbfounded as he’s stumbling up to his feet as LC is waiting for him in the corner, DEAD EXECUTIVE! LC GOING FOR THE STUNNER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU MANAGES TO PUSH AWAY BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN! HE PUSHES LC INTO THE CORNER AS HE RUNS FORWARD, AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KICK TO HIS FACE SENDING LC BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC moving himself back up to a knee as MITSU is back up to his feet, HE’S GOING FOR IT! GTFO! EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: BUT LC MANAGING TO SLIP OUT OF THE MOVE AS HE SWEEPS MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE ROLLS THROUGH! HE’S GOING FOR A JACKKNIFE PIN! THE REF SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT MITSU KICKS OUT AS BOTH OF THEM ARE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! MITSU GOING FOR A JUMPING YAKUZA KICK! BUT LC DUCKS UNDER AS HE GRABS MITSU FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HIM AROUND! SPINEBUSTER! HE’S GOING FOR LOWDOWN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU WITH A ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AS HE STUMBLES AWAY! Both of them are getting back up to their feet as MITSU is trying to recover, BUT LC WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK TAKING MITSUBACHI DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: LC IS WAITING FOR MITSU TO GET UP TO HIS FEET NOW AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND! HE’S GOING FOR LCR!
Komatsu Ogawa (Off-Mic): HEY! HEY! GET THE HELL OVER HERE!
(The Referee turns his attention to Ogawa as Ogawa had managed to grab his leg to get his attention as he jumps onto the apron. Both of them argue as LC turns around and tries to get the Ref to pay attention to this match before…)
Stew-O: LOOK! MITSUBACHI FROM BEHIND! GTFO! EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT?! WHAT! LC MANAGES TO LAND ON A KNEE AS MITSU FALLS INTO THE CORNER! HE’S RUNNING FORWARD! HE’S GOING FOR IT! MITSUBACHI MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO GET THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER IF HE LANDS THIS! HE’S GOING FOR DEATH OF A BACHELOR! BOMAYE!
Jake Mercer: NO CAL!
Stew-O: LC WITH A PUNCH TO THE GROIN OF MITSUBACHI AS HE LIFTS HIS LEG IN THE AIR! MITSU FALLS TO THE GROUND JUST AS THE REF TURNS AROUND AS LC MIGHT’VE JUST TURNED THIS AROUND IN HIS FAVOR! LC TURNING THE TIDES AS HE TURNS AROUND AS MITSU IS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW CONNECTS AS MITSUBACHI IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPPING DOWN AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up as Lethal Consequences sits up as he looks around with a stern look on his face. The crowd boos him as LC seems completely unfazed as he gets back up to his feet. The Ref comes over to raise his hand in victory but LC snatches his hand away as he shakes his head before getting up to his feet. He raises his hand in victory not bothering to celebrate with theatrics as he rolls out of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: YES! I TOLD YOU! BIG LC GOT THIS IN THE BAG! NOT EVEN THE IMPACT ZONE CAN CONTAIN THIS MAN! :whew:!!!
Stew-O: What an unexpected main event that we’ve seen! This was a match where it got to the point where I didn’t even know who was going to come out victorious! MITSUBACHI the underdog gave it his all as he threw everything into this match, coming so close to getting the victory and just a hair away, but in the end it was to no avail. But of course! Taking nothing away from the man as always, he held his own against a EAW Hall of Famer, and that isn’t an easy task.
Flannery McCoy: But in the end it was none other than Lethal Consequences that got the win over MITSU, outsmarting him and using the situation to his advantage, even if it meant going low and going under the belt. In the end, it got the job done and I think that’s really all that matters in his head. Props to both of these competitors, what a match that we’ve seen, and of course what a main event to end Dynasty. For now, we sign off, on behalf of Stew-O and Jake Mercer, I’m Flannery McCoy, signing off!
(Ogawa is seen in the ring helping MITSUBACHI up to his feet as it’s clear he doesn’t know where he is or maybe what even happened. LC is seen standing on the stage as he cracks his knuckles before shaking his head in response to his opponents as he turns around and makes his way through the backstage curtain as for the last time tonight, Dynasty fades out)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
