(EAW Intro Plays)
(It is a very dark night as the scene opens up to the faint sounds of carnival music. The mountainous region and the crashing waves on the rocks is the background to a Carnival in the distance. But it isn’t just any carnival, as it pans toward a stoic figure ready at the entrance to the Carnival.)
Narrator: COME ONE AND COME ALL! WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, AND TONIGHT WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU ALL, IT IS OUR NEWEST ATTRACTION, THE BLOOD SPORT! SO, STEP ON IN …. And let’s see what we got!
(The camera follows the large clown into the carnival, and he looks back and laughs.)
Narrator: Oh, we have such sights to show you, and we are going to start off with one that is going to knock your socks off, and that is a Fans choose your weapons match. Wouldn’t that be something, all of you fuckers come into my carnival and little house of horrors and I allow you to choose the weapon of your choice to protect yourself from the unknown.
(The Clown starts to laugh as the curtain to the first attraction pops up, there is a bevy of weapons all hanging there from axes, swords, kendo sticks, maces. Then it shows Bea Valentine on one side in a weird black and white lighting spinning around on a turnstile, Diamond Dixon on the other with a smirk on her face.)
Narrator: These two ladies know what it takes to survive. One of them isn’t getting up and the other is standing tall, so I ask all of you…. Are you ready for some blood!?
(He continues to laugh as they go deeper into the big top at the next attraction, the curtain slowly goes up as the clown passes a couple of other scary clowns as one of them makes a balloon dog.)
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Narrator: Speaking of dog. Do you know what I really like, and so does my friend, Bud The Clown as well? Dog Collars. We use them for everything, and most importantly? For torture. See, our next attraction is simply all about a Dog Collar, but what happens when you put two people together bound by them? Add Barbed Wire to that as well!? Oh, that is one brutal and delicious fight!
(As the curtains go up, there are two women on each side of the attraction bounded by a Dog Collar, where there is a chain that is barbed wire as the Specialist Championship sits right in the middle. They are Ashlynn Quinn and KASAI.)
Narrator: Look at those two beautiful ladies! They sure as hell gonna tear each other apart, but come on, we have so much more to show you! Get with it! Bud, follow me.
(Bud The Clown follows the bigger one, as they arrive to the third attraction. Here we see a huge ball with spikes on them, whips, pedestal, and a whole array of Carnival equipment as the curtain raises, seeing four individuals standing on their own pedestals, each holding a weapon. A popcorn box with nails in it, a balloon where the string is barbed wire, Cotton Candy that is made of explosives, and a Soda with a spike straw full of acid.)
Narrator: Now this one here is close to my heart! What do you say we have ourselves a good old fashioned Hardcore Carnival! That is right, it is not just any Circus, oh no, but that of one constructed in hell!
(The four individuals are Adam Lucas, Caroline, Solomon Stane, and Candice Blair. They look ready to tear each other apart as Bud The Clown smiles as the Narrator starts to laugh as they walk to the next attraction, but this time the bearded lady that looks like a witch, sits and directs them to it. But as they walk, there is a huge strongman wearing an executioner’s mask lifting weights)
Narrator: Do you know what I always love!? AN IRON MAN! Or Woman in this case, oh it doesn’t matter, because Iron was used in the Iron Maiden, and every other torturous contraption ever created!
(The curtain rises, and it is an attraction full of iron contraptions, and a huge hourglass. On one side is a huge muscular man that could be a part of the carnival, the other is a very eccentric woman, they are Michael Machina and Ms. Extreme. Bud the Clown flips the Hourglass over as the sands start to fall through.)
Narrator: The best part of this one is, they have to fight for THIRTY MINUTES! Talk about brutality at its best, we will see which one is made of iron, and which one is made of lead. Now come on, we have a few more!
(With excitement, the narrator and Bud the Clown both get to the next attraction, this one has dynamite wrapped all over the curtains, and one of those old ignitors that you push the lever down. There are broken tables, chairs and ladders, the curtain rises as Bud looks back.)
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Narrator: Oh yes! Don’t we all love some Tables, Ladders and Chairs! But not just that, the kind that go KABOOM! Yes! Yes! You stupid fuckers, we are talking about explosions, and what happens when you put flesh with Dynamite?! FIREWORKS! See, what we have here in our next attraction are two individuals that are willing to blow each other up and that should mean FUN! FUN! FUN! For you all!
(The attraction has two people stand across from a rubble of tables, ladders and chairs, then a whole pile of dynamite strapped to it with barbed wire. Those two are none other than Cameron Ella Ava and Akari Kyoko. The Hardcore title hangs from the ceiling as the Narrator laughs and continues on.)
Narrator: But now we have a treat!
(Suddenly he walks into the big top, there is the lion tamer surrounded by lions, there are also elephants, but as they walk into the next attraction, there is a Grizzly Bear riding on a ball, there are monkeys, Tigers and so much more.)
Narrator: Do you know what I hate? PETA! They try to control the circus and the carnivals when animals are a huge part of the show, right!? Well, do I have something special to you because our next attraction involves animals, LOTS AND LOTS of animals and six feral individuals looking to rip one another apart!
(The curtain rises, showing six individuals, three on each side. There are wolves, honey badgers, hyenas, Wild Boars, and a huge beehive. The six individuals are on one side, Zane Grae, Effy McAvoy, and Lt. Colonel Michael Scott Conner. On the other is Pandora Paisley, Halsey Neel, and Dayl Kinkade.)
Narrator: Anything goes. And with the equation of animals involved? Oh, that is what makes it so much more unpredictable, and at the end of the attraction, we will have a petting farm just for you!
(A huge grin forms on the face of the Narrating clown before they walk to the last attraction, where it has a bunch of barbed wire all over the attraction, there are even women and men dressed in leather wrapped up in barbed wired cages hanging from the ceiling.)
Narrator: And we are here in our final attraction! Talk about razors wire, barbed wire, massacres, and we have seen this so many times before and this is going to be extra special, yes it is! For you will get your fill of the steel wire and if you like blood, there is plenty of it here!
(The curtain rises as it has Methuselah standing on one end on a pedestal, another in Limmy Monaghan on the other side, and Jake Smith with the EAW World Championship in the middle. The entire room is full of barbed wire as Budd the clown is now happy.)
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Narrator: See, I told you that we have a full night of horrors here in our Dark Carnival. And all that is left to say? WELCOME TO BLOODSPORT!
(Both clowns laugh as the carnival slowly fades to black.)
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???: AND NOW TEREMANA TEQUILA AND VENOM 3 PRESENTS – THE VOLTAGE EXCLUSIVE – BLOODSPORT!
(The camera pans over the SimpliFi Arena in beautiful Honolulu, Hawaii while “Bleed From Within” by Hands of Sin plays as the fireworks go off, the fans cheer in excitement while holding up their signs in the sold out Arena. The scene shifts to James Peters, Rich Russillo and Persephone ready to call all of the action tonight.)
James Peters: WELCOME EAW UNIVERSE AND THIS IS BLOODSPORT! WE ARE SUPER EXCITED TO BE HERE TONIGHT IN WHAT IS GOING TO BE A BRUTAL AND VIOLENT NIGHT OF ACTION FROM THE BEST IN THE EAW! I AM ACCOMPANIED BY RICH RUSSILLO AND PERSEPHONE, AND TONIGHT WE HAVE THREE TITLES ON THE LINE, THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, THE SPECIALIST AND THE HARDCORE! TALK ABOUT AN AMAZING NIGHT AHEAD!
Rich Russillo: IT REALLY IS, BUT ALL OF THESE MATCHES HAVE STIPULATIONS! WE ALSO HAVE A CARNIVAL OF HARDCORE, A PETA’S WORST NIGHTMARE MATCH, A IRON PERSON MATCH AS WELL AND SO MUCH MORE TOPPED OFF BY BARBED WIRED MASSACRE X!
Persephone: ALOHA! Anyways, I just want to see blood…. SO, LET’S GET THIS STARTED! BELLA BRAXTON TAKE IT AWAY!
(The graphic for the first match appears.)
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(The camera goes away to reveal the full extent of the Carnival setup here tonight at Bloodsport. A couple canopies are pitched up, with fans around the arena tonight having fun and enjoying their time. A shot is shown of the barbed wire ferris wheel and carousel on the stage, with the crowd in anticipation for the first match on the docket tonight.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING IS A HARDCORE CARNIVAL MATCH!!! AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ by Royal Deluxe begins to blast through the speakers of the arena. The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers as a determined Adam Lucas is seen making his way out to the stage. He takes a deep breath as he jumps in place, popping his neck as he heads down the ramp and to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from New York… weighing in at 238 pounds… ‘NEXT LEVEL’… ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas got dragged into this by one woman who happened to interject into his business. Since then he has been dying to get his pound of flesh, and more so is on a quest to prove himself in the face of adversity, knowing that with this new persona he has taken he has to show the world why he means business.
Persephone: Then pussy out at the last minute because that’s who he is as a person. I don’t know why we expect anything from this man anymore. :francis: Regardless, it’ll be fun watching him fall off the ferris wheel or something. I hope something gruesome happens to him.
(‘Rhapsody in Pink’ by Stela Cole begins to play through the speakers to follow that up as the crowd roars in approval of this as well. The camera then goes over to show Candice Blair elegantly making her way out from the backstage area, spreading her arms out as she twirls on the stage. She has a serious look on her face, knowing how important this match is before she makes her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponents, first… residing in Malibu, California… weighing in at 130 pounds… ‘PRINCESS’ CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: As for Candice Blair, she has something to prove as well. She’s out to prove that she has that edge, that aggression that’ll push her over the rest in this match and on Voltage. This match is the perfect way to show that, along with that, we can’t forget the issues that she has with a certain someone.
Persephone: She’s a prissy little bitch, I’m surprised she even accepted a match like this in the first place. But you know, she probably thinks this is all going to be unicorns and rainbows right? The killer clowns aren’t going to talk to you Snow White!
(‘The World is Gonna End Tonight’ by The Hope County Choir is heard playing through the speakers as Solomon Stane makes his way out from the backstage area. He’s as serious as ever as he’s staring daggers inside of the ring, knowing that this is exactly what he needs to do if he truly wants to make his point tonight. He then makes his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from The City of Sin… weighing in at 266 pounds… ‘YOUR SAVIOR’… SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As for Solomon Stane, I don’t think he really expected things to get to this point. He had a problem that he was looking to solve, but more people found themselves getting involved. Now we’re here, but I don’t think the goal changes. I think regardless, he’s still going to maul through everyone to get his way.
Persephone: He hasn’t done anything since… the last time this idiot was on Voltage. I don’t expect him to make anything happen right now.
(‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie begins to play through the speakers as the crowd audibly boos for Caroline who is then seen arising from the backstage area. She has a stern expression on her face as she eyes the three others who are staring daggers at her inside of the ring. From there, she begins to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And lastly… residing amongst the shadows… weighing in at 109 pounds… ‘THE QUEEN OF SHADOWS’… CAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Of course, here comes the target herself. Caroline has gone after a whole lot of people, all of which are inside of the ring, for the name of pure chaos and anarchy. It seems like mostly got her wish tonight, but the question is whether or not she’s going to be able to come out of this one as the winner.
Persephone: The type of attention that she gets is the type of attention that Luis should be getting… on Showdown… because y’know… he’s not here anymore… why can’t we trade her for Luis?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: The bell has officially rung, meaning our opening match for Bloodsport is officially underway! The score will finally be settled as Caroline, Solomon Stane, Candice Blair, and Adam Lucas all square off in Hardcore Carnival! What a scene that we have before us tonight, I could only imagine what’s bound to unfold in the coming moments. :lupe:
Persephone: Hopefully a horrible, gruesome death in the name of Luis De La Rosa.
James Peters: WELL RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, SOLOMON JUST RIPPED HIS CRUCIFIX CHAIN OFF OF HIS NECK AND BROKE INTO A SPRINT TOWARD CAROLINE! HE’S PLANNING TO STAB HER!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAROLINE JUST SNATCHED HIS HAND AND MANAGED TO BLOCK IT, SHE THEN GOES LOW AND DELIVERS A SHARP KICK TO THE KNEE AS THIS FORCES CAROLINE TO STAGGER BACK! MEANWHILE, IT LOOKS LIKE CANDICE BLAIR HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ALL THE CHAOS AND BROKE INTO A FULL SPRINT TOWARD ADAM LUCAS, TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!
James Peters: CANDICE SEIZES ADAM BY THE HEAD AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO SLAM HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY DOWN ON THE CANVAS! MEANWHILE, CAROLINE HAS SOLOMON BY THE HEAD AS SHE SENDS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! SOLOMON LANDS ON THE APRON AS CAROLINE RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE FACE- BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AND ALLOW HIMSELF TO GET BACK INTO THE RING… JUST FOR CAROLINE TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Adam has managed to break away from Candice and make his way toward one of the corners, while on the other hand it seems like The Queen of Shadows wants to sink her teeth into another one of her prey, making her way toward Candice… BUT CANDICE IMMEDIATELY TAKES NOTICE OF THIS AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! Candice then grabs a hold of Caroline by the wrist before sending her toward the opposite side of the ring… BUT BEFORE SHE REBOUNDS, CAROLINE MANAGES TO LEAP ONTO THE ROPES AND PUSH HERSELF OFF INTO A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT WHICH TAKES CANDICE BLAIR DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: BUT RIGHT AS CAROLINE GETS UP, ADAM LUCAS SWOOPS IN AND NAILS HER WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Caroline is staggering back up to her feet, clearly not expecting the attack by the former Answers World Champion… AS SHE TAKES A SWING- BUT ADAM DUCKS UNDER BEFORE GRABBING HER AROUND THE WAIST AND DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD WITH A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: Adam drops Caroline down to the ground and it looks like he wants to cover all the bases. Amidst all the chaos Solomon Stane has rolled out of the bottom rope to the outside of the ring, taking a moment to take a breather in this quick start. But Adam Lucas is quick to turn his attention toward him and make his way over, going through the middle rope and grabbing a hold of him by the head-
Persephone: BUT SOLOMON TAKES THE CRUCIFIX AND STABS HIM AGAINST THE FOREHEAD! YES! DO IT AGAIN! IF THERE’S ANYTHING I CARE ABOUT ON THIS STUPID BRAND IT’S THE BLOODSHED!
James Peters: SOLOMON HAS THE CRUCIFIX AND HE’S DRAGGING IT ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF ADAM LUCAS, CAUSING HIM TO CRY IN PAIN BEFORE SOLOMON SEIZES HIM BY THE HEAD AND YANKS HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
(Solomon drops Adam down to the ground as he nurses his head in pain, meanwhile the former Unified Tag Team Champion looks around, seeing everything that he can use to his disposal in the Hardcore Carnival.)
Rich Russillo: Solomon has Adam by the head as he looks to be making his way toward the ramp. On the stage as you can see we have the barbed wire ferris wheel and the carousel, and he seems to be eyeing both of those…
James Peters: BUT ADAM JUST DROVE HIS FIST RIGHT INTO SOLOMON’S ABDOMEN TO STOP HIM IN PLACE! Adam manages to stop himself before he can be led to inevitable doom here, before then grabbing Solomon by the head… SENDING HIM RIGHT INTO THE WALL NEAR THE CARNIVAL GAMES!
Rich Russillo: Solomon gives a cry of pain as Adam makes his way over and takes him by the head, and it seems like he’s dragging him over to the Whack A Mole station. He’s giving a death glare at the scared worker and telling him to step aside, and this isn’t good…
(Adam snatches one of the hammers from the Whack A Mole station, ripping off the protective padding at the top and exposing raw steel before pressing Solomon’s head against the front of the station.)
Persephone: AND NOW ADAM IS BASHING SOLOMON’S HEAD WITH THE HAMMER LIKE HE’S A MOLE! YES! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS TO ONE OF OUR ROSTER MEMBERS! FULFILL MY FANTASIES!
James Peters: BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE AS THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF MURDER SCENE RIGHT NOW! WITH ADAM CONTINUING TO BASH HIM RELENTLESSLY BEFORE SOLOMON MANAGES TO MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO PUSH AWAY AND QUICKLY RETREAT BEFORE HE CAN FIND HIMSELF IN ANY TROUBLE!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile it looks like Caroline and Candice have found their way to the outside as well, with Candice dragging Caroline by the hair around the ring. They seem to be on the completely opposite side of Adam and Solomon as Candice has her eyes on the food vendors that are situated around the carnival area. Candice has her by the head… AS SHE SLAMS HER AGAINST THE FRONT OF ONE!
James Peters: It seems like this is where they’re selling sausage on a stick, that’s my favorite carnival food!
Persephone: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
James Peters: It’s a delicacy, you wouldn’t understand.
Rich Russillo: Well regardless of how you feel about it, Candice has a hold of one of them… and she looks to shove it down the mouth of Caroline! SHE’S TRYING TO DRIVE THE SAUSAGE ON A STICK DOWN HER THROAT!
James Peters: BUT THE DISGUSTED LOOK ON CAROLINE’S FACE TELLS ALL AS SHE KICKS CANDICE AWAY ABSOLUTELY APPALLED! SHE REACHES BACK INTO THE FOOD STATION AND TAKES A STICK IN HER HAND…
RIch Russillo: AS SHE STABS IT INTO THE EYE OF CANDICE! CANDICE IS BLINDED FOR THE MOMENT AS SHE’S DROPPED DOWN TO THE GROUND, AND YOU CAN SEE THE FIRE IN CAROLINE’S EYES AS SHE SNATCHES A HOLD OF CANDICE AND BEGINS TO DRAG HER TOWARD ONE OF THE FOOD VENDORS!
Persephone: Ew, she’s making her way toward the deep-fried Oreos, I think I’m going to be sick…
James Peters: I DON’T THINK SHE CARES ABOUT ANY OF THAT! SHE PUSHES AWAY ONE OF THE WORKERS THERE AND IS MAKING HER WAY INTO THE STATION ITSELF! No way she’s going to do this…
Persephone: YES! CAROLINE IS TAKING CANDICE’S HEAD AND TRYING TO SHOVE IT INTO THE DEEP-FRYER!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS PRESSING HER HANDS AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE FRYER AND TRYING TO PUSH HERSELF OUT, BUT I THINK CAROLINE IS TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT CANDICE WALKS AWAY FROM HARDCORE CARNIVAL TONIGHT WITH PERMANENT DAMAGE!
James Peters: CANDICE FINALLY MANAGES TO BREAK FREE THOUGH AS SHE PUSHES AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! CAROLINE STAGGERS BACK BUT RUSHES TOWARD HER AS SHE SWINGS A PUNCH HER WAY-
Persephone: BUT CANDICE JUST TOOK CAROLINE’S HAND AND DIPPED IT INTO THE DEEP FRYER! HAH!
Rich Russillo: NO! CANDICE IS STILL PARTIALLY BLINDED, CAROLINE THREW THE POOR WORKER IN THE WAY AND SHE STUCK HIS HAND INTO THE DEEP FRYER INSTEAD! THAT POOR WORKER IS CRYING IN AGONY AS CANDICE IS QUICK TO RETRACT HIS HAND AWAY FROM THE BUBBLING OIL!
Persephone: That oil isn’t the only thing that’s bubbling, look at his poor hand. How sad.
James Peters: CANDICE IS IN SHOCK AS CAROLINE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THIS AND STABS HER AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A PAIR OF TONGS! SHE’S DRAGGING HER AWAY FROM THE FOOD STATION AND BRINGING HER SOMEWHERE ELSE AS THIS FIGHT RAGES ON!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile it looks like Adam Lucas and Solomon Stane have still been going back and forth near the Carnival games area! It seems like Solomon has dragged Adam over to to the ring toss area, and he seems to be digging into all of the metal rings now as he takes them… BEFORE SMASHING IT AGAINST ADAM’S HEAD-
James Peters: BUT ADAM GRABS A HOLD OF ONE FROM UNDERNEATH AND BASHES IT ACROSS THE KNEECAP OF SOLOMON! SOLOMON DROPS DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION AS ADAM TAKES A HOLD OF ANOTHER RING IN HIS OPPOSITE HAND… AND IS NOW BEGINNING TO BASH SOLOMON REPEATEDLY WITH THE METAL RINGS! SOLOMON IS BARELY HOLDING ON AS ADAM CONTINUES TO STRIKE HIM RELENTLESSLY! IT”S A WONDER HOW HE’S STILL UP RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: ADAM RELENTS AND GRABS A HOLD OF SOLOMON BY THE HEAD BEFORE BRINGING HIM UP TO HIS FEET-
(CRASH!)
James Peters: BUT AS HE DOES, IT’S SOLOMON WHO TAKES ONE OF THE GLASS BOTTLES AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF ADAM AS GLASS FLIES EVERYWHERE! SOLOMON GRABS MORE OF THEM USED FOR THE RING TOSS AREA AS ADAM DROPS DOWN…
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Rich Russillo: AND HE’S JUST SLAMMING BOTTLES RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF ADAM’S HEAD! ADAM FALLS COMPLETELY LIMP AS SOLOMON THEN GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO SLAM HIM REPEATEDLY AGAINST A PANEL OF WOOD!
James Peters: SOLOMON IS CONTINUING TO ATTACK ADAM AS HE’S ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW, I DON’T THINK HE HAS ANY PLANS OF STOPPING-
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Rich Russillo: CAROLINE! CAROLINE OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL JUST SPEARED SOLOMON THROUGH THE WALL OF THE RING TOSS STATION! THEY GO THROUGH THE PRIZE WALL AS THEY’RE PILED UNDER A NUMBER OF STUFFED ANIMALS RIGHT NOW! WHERE THE HELL DID SHE EVEN COME FROM WITH THAT?!
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CANDICE HAS FOLLOWED SUIT! SHE’S BEEN BATTERED PILLAR TO POST BUT SEEMS TO BE DRAGGING ADAM LUCAS AWAY FROM THE CARNAGE AS SHE TAKES HER BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO SLAM FISTS REPEATEDLY AGAINST HER HEAD! THE FIGHT HAS CONVERGED AND IT LOOKS LIKE ALL OF THEM HAVE THEIR HANDS OCCUPIED WITH ANOTHER OPPONENT!
Rich Russillo: Caroline is managing to slowly pull herself out of the wreckage, and she doesn’t hesitate to grab a hold of Solomon and do the same to him as she yanks him right out as well. While Candice and Adam are still teeing off near the main area, it looks like Caroline is beginning to drag Solomon all the way back toward ringside. Just as there’s a lot around the Carnival area, there’s just as much possibilities near the ring and I think Caroline knows that.
James Peters: Caroline seems to be heading toward the entrance toward the intimidating “Hall of Mirrors”, as she takes a hold of him and looks to send him inside…
Rich Russillo: BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND BEFORE SENDING HER INTO ONE OF THE OUTSIDE MIRRORS! CAROLINE’S SHOULDER HITS THE GLASS AS IT SLIGHTLY CRACKS, BUT SOLOMON IS QUICK TO TAKE HER HEAD…
(CRASH!)
James Peters: AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE MIRROR! CAUSING IT TO COMPLETELY SHATTER! Blood splatters everywhere as Caroline collapses down to the ground, and now it’s Solomon in control!
Rich Russillo: On the other hand Adam and Candice have made their way out of the food area and toward the stage area up the ramp! Adam is staggering back while Candice is quickly approaching, and it seems like she has an option right now of whether or not she wants to use the carousel or test the barbed wire ferris wheel as well. But it looks like she is beginning to lead him toward the carousel!
James Peters: Candice takes a hold of him by the head… SLAMMING HIM AGAINST ONE OF THE CAROUSEL HORSES! Adam’s head bounces off of it with blood going profusely down his face.. AS CANDICE SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE HORSE AGAIN- NO! ADAM MANAGES TO BRING HIS FOOT OUT BEFORE TAKING CANDICE BY THE HEAD AND SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE HORSE INSTEAD!
Persephone: Be so fucking for real what damage is he about to do with a carousel?
Rich Russillo: Well I think we’re about to find out as Adam grabs Candice and lifts her off of the ground, slinging her over one of the carousel horse! What the hell does he have in mind here?!
Adam Lucas: (Off-Mic) START IT!
James Peters: Well it looks like the carousel is slowly starting to turn, and Adam Lucas is jumping onto it as Candice is beginning to spin around as she lays on one of the horses! She comes back around…
Rich Russillo: AS ADAM RUSHES FORWARD AND PUNTS HER AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH ‘WOKE’! CANDICE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, SHE’S STILL SLUMPED OVER THE HORSE AS SHE SPINS BACK AROUND…
James Peters: BEFORE ADAM CONNECTS WITH A SECOND ‘WOKE’! AND I DON’T THINK ADAM IS STOPPING AS THE CAROUSEL IS GOING FASTER AND FASTER…
Rich Russillo: AND ADAM IS REPEATEDLY PUNTING CANDICE AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! KEEPING HER IN PLACE AS HE DOES SO WITH THE CAROUSEL SPINNING AT A RAPID PACE! CANDICE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AND ADAM IS CLEARLY HAVING ZERO INTENT ON STOPPING!
James Peters: BUT AFTER SOMETIME CANDICE MANAGES TO COME TO HER SENSES AS SHE GINGERLY MANAGES TO PUSH HERSELF OFF OF THE CAROUSEL HORSE! CANDICE TAKES A HARD TUMBLE DOWN TO THE GROUND BUT IT MAY BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE! SHE’S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AND ADAM JUMPS OFF THE CAROUSEL AND IS QUICK TO HOOK THE LEG AND GO FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SOMEHOW CANDICE MANAGES TO SHOOT HER SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! Adam doesn’t look too happy about that as this match continues onward from here!
Persephone: :francis: This is not amusing whatsoever.
Rich Russillo: Oh c’mon, Seph, lighten up! This is the most fun I’ve seen you have since Luis left!
Persephone: SHUT UP!
James Peters: Well on the other hand it seems like Caroline and Solomon are continuing to fight near the ringside area! Caroline still looks quite hurt as has cuts all over her from the glass mirror! And it looks like Solomon is taking advantage of that as he lifts her off of the ground… SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE APRON WITH A VICIOUS POWERBOMB WHICH SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Caroline is dropped down to the ground, sprawled out for a moment but slowly beginning to crawl away. Meanwhile on the other hand it looks like Solomon has an idea, opening the ring apron and going under to see what he’s going to be able to use to his advantage in terms of weapons in this match!
(Suddenly, as he reaches his hand under the ring, something… or someone… is seen snatching a hold of his wrist.)
James Peters: What the hell?! Something just grabbed a hold of Solomon and is yanking at him! Solomon is confused as he’s quick to use both of his hands to yank this… thing… out from under the ring! Who the hell could this be?!
Persephone: IS THAT A FUCKING CLOWN???
(Dangling from Solomon’s hands is in fact… a clown.)
Persephone: Ew… he looks like Drake King too.
Rich Russillo: I’d say that guy over there looks more like Drake King.
Mickey Mouse: :man_standing:
Persephone: Okay, so… Jake Smith.
James Peters: Close enough! The clown shakes himself off as he seems to be pulling something out from under the ring as well… as he somehow manages to grasp in his hand a barbed wire baseball bat! I don’t think that’s very clown-like of him!
Rich Russillo: But regardless it seems like he’s taking one look at Solomon Stane and realizing that he wants absolutely nothing to do with this behemoth! He instead makes his way over to Caroline and it looks like this clown wants to use the barbed wire bat on her! Caroline is absolutely defenseless right now as she uses the apron to get back up…
James Peters: AND THE CLOWN TAKES THE BARBED WIRE BAT AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! AMIDST ALL THE CHAOS, CAROLINE SLIPS ON THE FREDDY KRUEGER CLAWS THAT SHE USES AND SHE TURNS AROUND AND STABS THE CLOWN! OH MY GOD! THE CLOWN DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AS SHE THEN TAKES THE CLAWS AND REELS IT BACK…
James Peters: STABBING HIM IN BOTH EYES WITH THE CLAWS! OH MY GOD! CAROLINE JUST BLINDED THAT CLOWN! AND STOPPED HIM FROM ATTACKING HER!
Persephone: AND NOW SHE’S TAKING THE BARBED WIRE BAT AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE CLOWN REPEATEDLY! HAH! THAT’S WHAT THAT CLOWN DESERVES!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON ROUNDS THE CORNER AND HE HAS A HOLD OF THE BARBED WIRE BAT, TRYING TO PRY IT AWAY FROM CAROLINE! BOTH OF THEM ARE HAVING A TUG OF WAR, TRYING TO SEE WHICH ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAND TALL OVER THE OTHER RIGHT HERE!
James Peters: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CAROLINE HAS CONTROL AS SHE TAKES HER CLAW AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE ARM OF SOLOMON, FORCING HIS ARM BACK AS SHE SNATCHED THE BARBED WIRE BAT IN HER HANDS! SHE THEN KICKS SOLOMON DOWN TO A KNEE BEFORE WRAPPING ONE OF HER ARMS AROUND HIS NECK!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW BEGINNING TO DRIVE THE BARBED WIRE BAT REPEATEDLY AGAINST HIS FACE! SOLOMON IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE NOW AS CAROLINE CONTINUOUSLY BATTERS HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN! LEAVING HIM ABSOLUTELY DEFENSELESS AS SHE DOES!
James Peters: CAROLINE FINALLY DROPS THE BAT DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SHE LETS GO OF SOLOMON, AND IT’S NOT LONG BEFORE SHE BEGINS TO DEVISE WHAT SHE’S GOING TO DO NEXT RIGHT HERE!
Rich Russillo: LIFTING HER LEG UP AND DROPPING DOWN ON TOP OF HIM WITH ‘VINTAGE CAROLINE’! THE SPLIT LEG DROP CONNECTS BUT SHE ISN’T DONE EITHER…
Persephone: AS SHE TAKES THOSE FREAKY ASS CLAWS IN HER HAND AND DRIVES IT STRAIGHT INTO THE ABDOMEN OF SOLOMON! BEFORE THE REFEREE GOES OVER AND IS QUICK TO COUNT THE PIN! PLEASE DON’T LET IT END ON THAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO KICK OUT AS HE COMES ALIVE AND TAKES THE CLAW BEFORE RIPPING IT RIGHT OUT OF HIS ABDOMEN! HE SHOVES CAROLINE AWAY BEFORE SLOWLY BEGINNING TO RETREAT, MOMENTARILY CREATING DISTANCE! BUT CAROLINE IS LIKE A SHARK AS SHE’S QUICK TO PURSUIT HIM FROM THERE!
Rich Russillo: On the other hand we’re heading back toward the stage and it seems like that by the looks of things Candice Blair is beginning to show some fight in the face of adversity! She’s beginning to come alive as she sends repeated strikes toward the head of Adam Lucas as he does his best to shield the attack before they can end up getting the better of him! Adam is trying his best to fight back but Candice is relentless right now as she takes her knee and drives it against his abdomen! Adam doubles over and it seems like Candice is going to give these fans what they want right now!
James Peters: She’s indeed beginning to make her way over to the barbed wire ferris wheel as I think she intends to put herself and Adam Lucas both inside of it! But Adam is beginning to stir and I think he realizes the type of trouble that he’s going to find himself in if he allows this sort of thing to happen!
Persephone: https://media1.tenor.com/m/ASxCT2DMQUUAAAAC/kevin-garnett-uncut-gems.gif
Rich Russillo: Well you might get what you want Persephone as Candice is opening one of the cabins and is about to place Adam in-
James Peters: BUT ADAM TAKES THE DOOR TO THE CABIN AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE FACE! CANDICE STAGGERS BACK AND NOW ADAM LUCAS TAKES THE DOOR AGAIN AS HE SMASHES IT AGAINST HER FACE! CANDICE IS STUNNED AS SHE STAGGERS BACK, AND SHE’S GETTING AWFULLY CLOSE TO THAT LEDGE AREA RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: ADAM RUSHES FORWARD BUT CANDICE IS QUICK TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE TO STOP HIM JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! ADAM STAGGERS BACK BUT IS QUICK TO RUSH FORWARD AS HE TRIES TO TAKE CANDICE OFF THE STAGE!
James Peters: BUT CANDICE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SPINS ADAM AROUND BEFORE SENDING HIM OFF INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: NO! ADAM BARELY MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF AS HE STOPS JUST BEFORE HE FALLS OVER! HE TURNS AROUND, REALIZING THE PREDICAMENT THAT HE’S IN RIGHT NOW AS HE TRIES TO RETALIATE TOWARD CANDICE!
James Peters: BUT CANDICE LEAPS OVER ADAM AND GRABS A HOLD OF HIM!
Rich Russillo: ‘CASTLES CRUMBLING’ OFF OF THE STAGE! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!
(…)
Persephone: What? No boom? No explosion where they just horrifically die? That’s it? Just silence?
James Peters: You didn’t see the large bouncy castle right next to the stage?
Persephone: So everything’s a gimmick now huh?! We can’t have someone just die now we have to have something pertaining to a FUCKING CARNIVAL.
Rich Russillo: Well Candice Blair just launched both herself and Adam Lucas off the stage with her finisher right into the bouncy castle, and both of them are completely out of it right now! It seems like regardless it’s had its effect right now! But it looks like Candice is the one who’s beginning to stir, and I think she realizes regardless of where she landed just how big of a chance she has right now!
James Peters: SHE STRETCHES HER ARM OUT AND PUTS IT OVER ADAM LUCAS AS THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT! CANDICE IS GOING TO STEAL THIS ONE! SHE’S GOING TO WIN HARDCORE CARNIVAL!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
(…)
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Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL?! ‘WIDOW SPLASH’!
James Peters: CAROLINE OUT OF NOWHERE JUST LAUNCHED HERSELF OFF OF THE STAGE AND INTO THE BOUNCY CASTLE AS SHE ASCENDS DOWN AND BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH THE 450 SPLASH! WHERE THE HELL DID SHE EVEN COME FROM?!
Persephone: We’re really about to have a fight in a bouncy castle, huh? What has my beloved Hardcore Carnival become?
Rich Russillo: Well we are missing one person but regardless it seems like Caroline has wiped out the competition with that move! Managing to rise back up to her feet as she’s seemingly looking to crawl her way out of the bouncy castle, leaving the two of them to their lonesome as she eyes the ringside area. If she plays her cards right here we might very well have a winner!
James Peters: NOT IF SOLOMON STANE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! HE’S HERE AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO CATCH UP TO CAROLINE! HE HAS HER BY THE THROAT AS HE LIFTS HER OFF THE GROUND…
Rich Russillo: DROPPING HER DOWN WITH THE SIT OUT CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CONCRETE! ‘TRIUMPH OF TRUTH’ CONNECTS AND SOLOMON IMMEDIATELY RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE SEES THE OPPORTUNITY THAT HE HAS IN FRONT OF HIM RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: HE’S GRABBING A HOLD OF CAROLINE AND BRINGING HER UP TO HER FEET, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO FINISH THE JOB RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
Rich Russillo: GOING FOR ‘SANITY’S SAKE’! THE SPINNING CANADIAN RACK FACEBUSTER TO CAROLINE ON THE CONCRETE-
James Peters: NO! WAIT! CAROLINE MANAGES TO SLIP OFF OF THE SHOULDERS OF SOLOMON! SHE MANAGES TO AVOID THAT AS SHE LIFTS HER FOOT UP AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Solomon drops down to a kneeling position and already Caroline has him by the head! SHE’S GOING TO DO IT!
Rich Russillo: ‘A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE’! HEADLOCK DRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE AS THE BLOOD OF SOLOMON STANE SPLATTERS ALL OVER! HE’S COMPLETELY OUT AND CAROLINE GINGERLY ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK! SHE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
James Peters: NO! NO! ADAM LUCAS JUST PUSHED HIMSELF OUT OF THE BOUNCY CASTLE AND LAUNCHED HIMSELF FORWARD BEFORE BREAKING UP THE PIN! THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION COMES ALIVE JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME AND MANAGES TO SAVE THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: I don’t know how he managed to do it, but Adam Lucas manages to regain some sort of second wind and will himself back into this as he forces the break up! He collapses back down to the ground and you can see Candice Blair slowly beginning to crawl herself out from inside the bouncy castle as well, making his way toward the three other people inside of this match right now!
James Peters: But it looks like Caroline is slowly beginning to crawl back up to her feet, and her mind is fixated on getting away from this situation before it ends up going haywire for her. Solomon is beginning to stir as well and you can see the look of fire in his eyes despite being hit with one of her finishers! He’s beginning to give chase and we’re back to how it was before, with Caroline and Solomon going after each other and Adam and Candice continuing their battle!
Rich Russillo: Solomon grabs a hold of her by the head… BUT CAROLINE ONCE AGAIN USES THOSE CLAWS OF HERS TO STAB RIGHT INTO SOLOMON AND JUT HIM AWAY! Caroline then grabs a hold of him by the head… BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE!
James Peters: That surely isn’t going to help Solomon as Caroline now doesn’t plan to leave him behind, she has a hold of him and begins to drag him slowly toward the Hall of Mirrors, and I’m sure we were all wondering how that was going to be used in this matchup.
Persephone: No, not really. :francis:
Rich Russillo: Caroline cups Solomon by the chin and begins to yank him back up to his feet, and she seems to be muttering something to him while she does!
Caroline: (Off-Mic) *Tonight… you die.*
(Solomon, eyes fluttering, looks up at Caroline… before a wicked smirk begins to cross his face.)
Solomon Stane: (Off-Mic) If you wanted to do that… the last place you should have taken me was the *Hall of Mirrors.*
James Peters: SOLOMON SHOVES CAROLINE THROUGH THE ENTRANCE OF THE HALL OF MIRRORS! CAROLINE RUSHES FORWARD AND TRIES TO ATTACK HIM-
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE?! THE ENTRANCE JUST CLOSED IN! SHE HIT A MIRROR AND- What the hell is going on right now…
(Suddenly, the lights inside of the Hall of Mirrors begin to flicker a fluorescent red, with Caroline visibly confused as she looks around, realizing that she’s surrounded with nothing but mirrors.)
Solomon Stane: It was only a matter of time, Caroline. But now… you’re playing my game.
Persephone: Is this that stupid thing we heard about from 2021 that allegedly killed Domino Stone and Black Shamrock? :francis:!!!
James Peters: We still don’t know how Solomon Stane did that! But he seems to be recreating that right now as Caroline is on edge, beginning to look around as she does!
Rich Russillo: SHE SEES A REFLECTION OF SOLOMON STANE AND STRIKES-
James Peters: BUT SHE ONLY HITS A MIRROR AS IT CRACKS UPON HER FIST CONNECTING WITH IT! That doesn’t seem to shake Caroline though as she immediately pushes off of it and continues to eye around, and the look on her face shows that she’s definitely not pleased with all of these tricks that are being pulled.
Caroline: (Off-Mic) *Enough of the tricks… you’re delaying the inevitable.*
Rich Russillo: Caroline is continuing to look around… AS SHE STRIKES AT ANOTHER REFLECTION OF SOLOMON STANE- But it’s not him… I think this is him trying to play mind games with her.
James Peters: Is that laughing I hear?! Is he laughing at her too while he does this?!
(Caroline then turns as the lights continue to flicker as she’s face-to-face with Solomon Stane, his arms behind his back as he stares at her.)
Solomon Stane: Go on… do it.
Rich Russillo: CAROLINE TAKES HER CLAWS AND SHE STABS IT INTO SOLOMON!
James Peters: BUT THE ONLY THING SHE STABS IS A MIRROR AS SHE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WALLS OF THE HALL OF MIRRORS WITH THAT STRIKE! SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM!
(Caroline squints her eyes, as she looks in the reflection of one of the distorted mirrors…)
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(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON JUST TOOK A GLASS SKULL AND CRACKED IT OVER THE HEAD OF CAROLINE! CAROLINE IS KNOCKED BY THIS AND SOLOMON IS REPEATEDLY BEGINNING TO BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THIS WEAPON! CAROLINE IS SPLATTERING BLOOD EVERYWHERE AS SOLOMON IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: SOLOMON THEN GRABS HER BY THE THROAT BEFORE LIFTING HER UP OFF THE GROUND INTO A CHOKESLAM POSITION…
(# CRASH!)
Rich Russillo: AS HE RUNS HER FORWARD AND SENDS BOTH HIMSELF AND CAROLINE THROUGH ONE OF THE MIRRORS AND BACK TO THE OUTSIDE! BOTH OF THEM ARE COMPLETELY KNOCKED DOWN IN THE DEBRIS RIGHT NOW AND YOU CAN SEE SOLOMON IMMEDIATELY BEGINNING TO SHOW LIFE!
James Peters: SOLOMON THROWS HIS ARM OVER CAROLINE AS THE REFEREE GOES OVER AND BEGINS TO COUNT THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
(Suddenly, Solomon gives a cry of pain.)
Rich Russillo: CAROLINE SHOOTS HER SHOULDER UP AND IMMEDIATELY DRILLS HER CLAWS RIGHT INTO HIS SHOULDER! SOLOMON IMMEDIATELY SNATCHES HIMSELF AWAY AS HE NURSES HIS SHOULDER! And…
James Peters: Caroline is laughing???
(Despite everything, Caroline is laughing as she smears blood all over her face. Solomon, clutching his shoulder, is obviously pretty livid.)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO! CAROLINE AND SOLOMON ARE BEGINNING TO TRADE BLOWS WITH ONE ANOTHER WITH THE LAST BIT OF STRENGTH THAT THEY HAVE IN THEIR BODIES! BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE AS THEY’RE LOOKING TO TAKE EACH OTHER’S HEAD OFF!
Rich Russillo: AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE HEADED OVER TO THE BARBED WIRE FERRIS WHEEL AREA ON THE STAGE! I THINK REGARDLESS OF WHO DOES IT, TONIGHT SOMEONE IS GOING TO DELIVER THE FINAL BLOW!
Persephone: About time.
James Peters: MEANWHILE CANDICE AND ADAM ARE SEEMINGLY RETRACING THEIR STEPS BACK TOWARD THE RINGSIDE AREA! GOING THROUGH ALL THE FOOD VENDORS AND TRYING TO TEAR EACHOTHER APART AS THEY SEND STRIKES THEIR WAY!
Rich Russillo: THEY MAKE THEIR WAY OVER AS CANDICE SNATCHES ADAM BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE APRON! ADAM STAGGERS BUT CANDICE GRABS HIM AGAIN AND TURNS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST, BASHING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE FRONT OF IT!
(Candice grabs Adam and rolls him back into the ring, meanwhile Solomon has the entrance to one of the barbed wire ferris wheel cabins open, snatching Caroline and throwing her inside. He then signals for the ferris wheel to start, as he enters the same cabin himself.)
James Peters: HERE WE GO! THE FERRIS WHEEL IS BEGINNING TO LIFT OFF AND SOLOMON IS USING HIS BOOT AND STOMPING OUT THE CHEST OF CAROLINE! CAROLINE IS ABSOLUTELY DEFENSELESS RIGHT NOW AS THEY RAISE HIGHER AND HIGHER INTO THE SKY!
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE BEGINNING TO RAISE INTO THE AIR AS SOLOMON TAKES CAROLINE BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO SLAM HER HEAD AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE INTERIOR OF THE CABIN! CAROLINE’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF BUT LOOK AT HER FACE!
Persephone: THIS SICK FUCK IS ENJOYING THIS!
(THUD!)
James Peters: THE FERRIS WHEEL STOPS! BOTH CAROLINE AND SOLOMON ARE SUSPENDED AT THE VERY TOP OF THE ATTRACTION AND THE LOOK ON SOLOMON’S FACE MEANS HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO RIGHT NOW!
(Solomon instantly kicks the cabin to the entrance open, eyeing down the height that one would fall if they were to take a large descent downward. He then turns around and grabs a hold of Caroline by her head.)
Solomon Stane: (Off-Mic) Sinner, I condemn you *back* to hell.
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON GRABS CAROLINE AND SENDS HER OFF OF THE BARBED WIRE FERRIS WHEEL!
(But Caroline holds on, her Freddy Krueger claws dig into the ledge of the cabin. Solomon doesn’t realize this for a moment but this slight moment is enough.)
Caroline: (Off-Mic) *You’re going with me.*
James Peters: CAROLINE JUST SPIT BLACK MIST INTO THE FACE OF SOLOMON STANE!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON IS BLINDED AS CAROLINE REACHES OUT AND YANKS HIM BACK!
(CRASH!)
James Peters: AS BOTH OF THEM FALL OFF THE FERRIS WHEEL! THEY PLUMMET DOWNWARD AT A RAPID PACE AS THEY SHOOT STRAIGHT INTO THE BOUNCY CASTLE SET UP OUTSIDE OF THE STAGE! THE CASTLE IMPLODES UPON IMPACT AND BOTH CAROLINE AND SOLOMON ARE SENT THROUGH! THEY’RE COMPLETELY OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW! OH MY GOD!
(Inside of the ring, Candice Blair takes notice of the loud noise as she realizes that both her other two opponents in this match are out of commission. She knows that this is crucial as she leans against the corner, taking a moment to collect herself while a hurt Adam Lucas rises up.)
Persephone: All this and we’re ending this with some dramatic ass soap opera in the ring. This match was an absolute dud.
Rich Russillo: CANDICE RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR ‘CASTLES CRUMBLING’! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER TO ADAM-
James Peters: BUT ADAM MANAGES TO LEAP UP AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! HE THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TOWARD THE ROPE…
Rich Russillo: LAUNCHING OFF THE SECOND ROPE AS HE SPINS AROUND AND LANDS A SUPERMAN PUNCH! ‘GENESIS’ CONNECTS COMPLETELY TAKING CANDICE DOWN!
(Adam brings himself up to a kneeling position, eyeing Candice who’s completely out of it as he shakes his head. He knows that even though she isn’t the person she necessarily wants to sacrifice to win this match, he knows that he needs to do this.)
James Peters: ADAM GRABS CANDICE AND SENDS HER TOWARD THE ROPES…
Rich Russillo: POPPING HER UP AND GOING FOR ‘LEVEL UP’! THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!
James Peters: ‘CASTLES CRUMBLING’!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE FLIPS OVER ADAM AS HE POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR AND NAILS THE CANADIAN DESTROYER! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS AND CANDICE IMMEDIATELY PUSHES HERSELF OVER ADAM AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
James Peters: ADAM KICKS OUT! ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT OF IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! THIS MATCH CONTINUES AND CANDICE IS IN DISMAY!
Rich Russillo: SHE KNOWS THAT SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO FINISH THIS SOON! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO CLOSE THIS ONE OUT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
James Peters: SHE RISES UP TO HER FEET AS SHE FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER AGAIN! SHE’S YELLING AT ADAM TO GET BACK UP AGAIN! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE’S INCHES AWAY FROM THIS! SO CLOSE TO WINNING THIS AND ALL IT TAKES IS PITTING ADAM LUCAS IN PLACE FOR WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE DAGGER! ADAM IS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND TO FACE HER!
Rich Russillo: WITH CANDICE SHOOTING THROUGH THE AIR AND GOING FOR A SECOND ‘CASTLES CRUMBLING’!
James Peters: ‘LEVEL UP’! ADAM CATCHES CANDICE WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT ADAM KNOWS THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH! HE KNOWS THAT IT’S NOT GOING TO DO THE TRICK! HE NEEDS TO DO MORE THAN JUST THAT!
Rich Russillo: ADAM GRABS CANDICE AND BRINGS HER BACK UP TO HER FEET! HE’S ABOUT TO THROW HER INTO THE ROPES FOR ANOTHER ‘LEVEL UP’ POWERBOMB-
(Suddenly, Adam stops, considering what he’s doing for a moment. A long pause makes the crowd murmur, and it’s clear that he’s hesitating to pull the trigger right now.)
Persephone: YOU STUPID BITCH, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS AGAIN?!
James Peters: I DON’T THINK ADAM WANTS TO DO IT! THIS IS NOT HOW HE WANTED IT TO GO DOWN! HE’S HESITATING FROM DOING IT AND-
(Suddenly, almost in a startling manner, ‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to blast through the speakers of the arena. This triggers an almost immediate negative reaction from the crowd, with them roaring with thunderous boos all around.)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL?! NO, THIS CAN’T BE…
James Peters: IT IS! LOOK WHO’S STORMING DOWN TO THE RING THROUGH THE WRECKAGE OF HARDCORE CARNIVAL! IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE!
(Adam definitely stops now as he turns around, Bethany stands at the bottom of the ramo with the two making eye contact with one another.)
Adam Lucas: (Off-Mic) Beth? What are you doing here?
(Bethany climbs onto the apron, staring at Adam for a moment… before she smirks.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: (Off-Mic) Just making sure you get the job done.
(Adam looks down at Candice, looking back up at Bethany as…)
Rich Russillo: IS ADAM LUCAS SMIRKING BACK?! WHAT DO THEY HAVE PLANNED?!
Persephone: About time he grew a set.
James Peters: ADAM IS PULLING SOMETHING OUT FROM UNDER HIS BOOT! CANDICE IS BEGINNING TO STIR AND HE HAS HIS EYES SET ON HER!
Rich Russillo: IT’S A SYRINGE! ADAM JUST TOOK IT AND HEARTLESSLY JAMS IT INTO CANDICE’S NECK! WHAT’S IN THAT THING?!
Persephone: Oh, that’s just propofol. Regardless, her ass is asleep!
James Peters: ADAM GRABS CANDICE AND RISES HER UP TO HER FEET AND SHE’S ALREADY COMPLETELY LIMP AS HE SETS HER UP…
Rich Russillo: AS ‘THE NEXT LEVEL’ CONNECTS! THE POP-UP CUTTER DROPS CANDICE DOWN AND ADAM ROLLS HER OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ begins to play up as the crowd is stunned into complete silence about what they just witnessed. Adam Lucas slowly rises back up to his feet, eyeing Dr. Bethany Blue who’s laughing maniacally on the apron. He makes his way over, helping her into the ring as he then pulls her into a hug.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: What did… What did we just see…?
Persephone: We saw Adam Lucas finally grow a pair and become a man. While that still doesn’t take away from the fact that he is still absolutely a bitch… I guess we’re getting somewhere with him.
Rich Russillo: Well it seems like Bethany is here tonight and she made it known that she wanted Adam to finish the job. FINALLY, after months of pushback, it seems like she finally got through to him. It seems like she finally got into his head what she always wanted out of him. I… didn’t think this would happen at all.
(Adam looks at Bethany with a smirk, both of them exchanging words with one another… before she grabs him by the hair, disgustingly making out with each other in the middle of the ring.)
Persephone: Okay now this… this is just too much.
James Peters: Well, uh… we’ll see where this goes in the coming weeks. Regardless, out of the wreckage of Hardcore Carnival in an absolutely splendid opening match, it was Adam Lucas, hook or by crook, coming out on top alongside the newly returned Dr. Bethany Blue!
(Adam helps Bethany out of the ring as he puts his arm over her, with the two heading up the ramp, clearly happy with themselves. It’s the last shot seen before Bloodsport, from there, begins to fade to elsewhere.)
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Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A FANS BRING WEAPONS MATCH!
( Gloria by Laura Branigan blasts through the P.A System as Bea Valentine makes her entrance tonight at Bloodsport. She gets quite a negative reaction from the crowd here tonight in Honolulu, and she doesn’t look thrilled about the fact that she’ll be facing Diamond Dixon in this match. Bea is wearing an all white attire for this match as she makes her way down to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS, WEIGHTING AT 143 POUNDS, SHE IS ‘TRANSIENT’ BEEEAAAAA VALENTINEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: We have ourselves a Fans Bring the Weapons Match coming up in a matter of moments as Bea is looking and ready for a fight against Diamond Dixon who they have some real issues with and look to settle that score tonight!
Persephone: Am I allowed to give any of them a weapon??
James Peters: I don’t think you need to be getting involved.
Persephone: Go to hell James.
( Bea Valentine slides into the ring as she’s ready for a war against Diamond as we transition out of Bea’s music to ‘Okay’ by JT hits, as there’s a loud reaction from the crowd as Diamond Dixon begins walking out to the stage. She emerges with a Purple and White attire for this match as she walks to the ring alongside Tyrone Montgomery. Diamond has a confident look on her face, ready for the upcoming match against Bea.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent!… Accompanied by Tyrone Montgomery… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 176 pounds, ‘THE CROWN JEWEL’… DIIIAAAAMMMOOOOONNNDD DDIIIIXXOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Much like with Bea, Diamond isn’t playing around either. She knows full well what she’s getting herself into with a Fans Bring the Weapons match as Tyrone sure knows the consequence of a match like this.
James Peters: Tyrone had been a part of Dynasty management for so long, he has witnessed Fans Bring the Weapons matches from that perspective but now he’s going to witness his first as he accompanies Diamond to the ring!
( Diamond climbs through the steps and enters through the ring! She poses alongside Tyrone who then gets out of the ring as Diamond’s music begins to fade out. They stand on opposite corners as the bell rings for this match. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: The bell rings for this match and-
James Peters: RIGHT AWAY THEY WASTE LITTLE TIME AS THEY’RE GOING STRAIGHT AT EACH OTHER WITH HAYMAKERS! RIGHTS FROM BEA! RIGHTS FROM DIAMOND! THEY’RE THROWING PUNCHES LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!
Rich Russillo: Tyrone Montgomery is at ringside watching hoping for Diamond to beat Bea’s ass here tonight and get home the win! Diamond manages to win the exchange as one of those swift punches knocks Bea good! She rolls out of the ring to recuperate!
Persephone: Seconds into the match and she’s already out of the ring, that must be a new world record…
James Peters: Diamond wastes no time! She gets out of the ring as well as she’s chasing Bea around ringside! She isn’t going to let Bea recover that quickly!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT THAT! A FAN RINGSIDE JUST GAVE DIAMOND A KENDO STICK WHILE SHE WAS RUNNING AFTER BEA! THIS IS AFTER ALL A FANS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCH! SHES TRYING TO SWING THAT KENDO STICK TO BEA BUT IT DOESN’T CATCH HER! Bea looks to re-enter the ring as Diamond follows suit!
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT THAT! It was a trick from Bea. As soon as Diamond slid in the ring, Bea caught her with some stomps to the back of Diamond Dixon. Tyrone shakes his head as Bea then lays down some standing elbow drops to the back of Dixon! Was this a ruse from Bea from the start? Was this something planned on the spot while she was getting chased?
Rich Russillo: Either way, it worked early for Bea Valentine as she now grabs the Kendo Stick! She looks at the Kendo Stick and back towards Diamond!
(*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*)
James Peters: OH MY GOD! BEA IS LAYING THE KENDO STICK TO DIAMOND’S BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! SHES IS SMACKING THAT KENDO STICK AS DIAMOND DIXON ENDURES THE PAIN FROM BEA! BEA HAS SURPRISINGLY TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS ONE EARLY ON!
Rich Russillo: THE KENDO STICK IS SO BANGED UP THAT IT’S NEARLY BROKEN IN HALF AND- NOW BEA JUST TORE INTO TWO! SHE HAS ONE BROKEN KENDO STICK IS GONNA IMPALE IT INTO DIAMOND DIXON! SHE GOES DOWN AND-
James Peters: WRONG RICH! Diamond stops Bea before she can use the broken kendo stick to impale her as she kicks Bea in the head using her right foot! That kick caught Bea good as Diamond got back to her feet and nails a Big Boot to Bea Valentine! Diamond goes for the cover on Bea as the referee makes the count, potentially wrapping this one up early!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russilo: Bea kicks out as Diamond grabs the other broken kendo stick that Bea tore into two as she uses it as a weapon against Bea Valentine! SHE’S USING THE SIDE OF THE KENDO STICK TO TARGET THE ABDOMEN OF BEA VALENTINE! NOW SHE’S USING THE BOTTOM SIDE AND TARGETS THE FOREHEAD OF BEA VALENTINE!
Persephone: She just turned Bea into a freaking Tomato!
James Peters: YOU’RE EXACTLY RIGHT PERSEPHONE! BEA IS BLEEDING ALREADY IN THIS MATCH DUE TO THAT KENDO STICK PIECE THAT’S BEEN PUT THROUGH HER HEAD! SHE’S GOT BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HER FACE AS DIAMOND HOLDS THE BROKEN KENDO STICK UP AS THE CROWD CHEER! IT’S GOT BEA’S BLOOD ALL OVER THAT!
Rich Russillo: Diamond throws it away as she brings Bea back to her feet looking to go for a suplex and-
James Peters: Bea manages to get out of that suplex attempt from Diamond Dixon as she lands on her feet! She nails a dropkick to the back of Diamond Dixon which sends her crashing to the outside floor! Diamond quickly gets up looking to get back in the ring and-
Rich Russillo: She’s met with a Baseball Slide through the middle rope from Bea Valentine! Bea caught her good with that baseball slide as Bea with a crimson mask looks to be back in control of this match! Tyrone watches on as Bea looks to the fans for another weapon to be introduced…
James Peters: BEA JUST GOT HANDED A STOP SIGN! Bea looks pretty happy to be given that weapon as she takes the stop sign and BASHES DIAMOND WITH IT IN ON THE HEAD! She goes back down as now Bea nails Diamond’s ribcage with the Stop Sign bashing it multiple times!
Rich Russillo: BEA IS GOING MENTAL! She throws that Stop Sign away as she gets on top of Diamond and is now laying her down with even more punches to her forehead as blood from her head drips onto Diamond’s head, just showing the effects of what that Kendo Stick to the face really did to Bea!
James Peters: Bea brings Diamond back to her feet as he brings her back into the ring as she heads to the top rope! TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP FROM BEA VALENTINE! She hooks the left leg of Diamond Dixon as the referee makes the count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russillo: Diamond kicks out as Bea doesn’t look too bothered by that as Bea gets back outside the ring, most likely going for another weapon for her to use against Diamond as it looks to be…
James Peters: A COOKIE SHEET!
Persephone: That doesn’t even make sense. Who was gonna bake cookies at a wrestling show???
Rich Russillo: I don’t think that was the intention because Bea knows the use of that cookie sheet, and how she for sure can use it against Diamond Dixon. Bea slides back into the ring holding the cookie sheet as she waits for Diamond to get back to her feet. Diamond slowly is coming up unbeknownst to her that Bea is standing behind. Bea swings as Diamond turns around and-
James Peters: DIAMOND DELIVERS A DROPKICK TO BEA AS SHE WAS HOLDING THE COOKIE SHEET NEAR HER FACE! Bea eats her own weapon as that was a beautiful dropkick delivered by Diamond Dixon! Bea is dazed as one can be Diamond takes the cookie sheet and places it underneath her as she goes for a…
James Peters: DDT RIGHT INTO THE COOKIE SHEET! A REAL NICE CHANCE FOR DIAMOND HERE AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russillo: Bea Valentine kicks out! That DDT to the cookie sheet wasn’t enough to stop right there as Bea rolls out of the ring. Diamond follows again as a battered Bea is grabbed by Diamond on the outside and she goes straight into the barricade! Bea took a hard landing on the side of the barricade as Diamond got a weapon from the crowd!!!
James Peters: IT’S A BEER BOTTLE! She got a beer bottle from one of the fans here in Honolulu! Diamond takes the beer bottle and SMASHES BEA VALENTINE WITH IT ON THE HEAD! BEA IS BLEEDING EVEN MORE!!!
Persephone: At this point this bitch is gonna make the whole town red.
Rich Russillo: Bea is fighting back though as she throws some punches to Diamond as Diamond throws them right back. They are not letting each other breathe whatsoever! Diamond manages to get a good punch from Bea as she leans over the announcer’s side of the barricade!
James Peters: Diamond goes running in with a clothesline to send Bea over the barricade and-
Rich Russillo: Bea dodges as she sends Diamond over the barricade! Diamond goes flying out as Tyrone can’t believe it! Bea jumps over the barricade now as Diamond and Bea have taken this match right into the crowd!!
James Peters: Bea grabs another weapon from the audience as this time it’s a Trash Can! She smashes the trash can over Diamond’s head! Gosh that’s gotta hurt for Diamond right there my god.
Persephone: Shut up James she’ll be fine
Rich Russillo: Bea and Diamond are walking into the crowd with various fans surrounding the action as they continue to make their way towards the arena stairs! Bea goes for another trash can shot to Diamond and-
James Peters: SHE BLOCKS IT! DIAMOND STOPS BEA FROM HITTING HER WITH THE TRASH CAN AGAIN, AND NOW SHE HITS BEA WITH A STIFF ELBOW RIGHT IN THE FACE! BEA IS STAGGERING! DIAMOND NOW GRABS THE TRASH BIN AND HITS BEA RIGHT IN HER BACK! SHE DOES IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND SEEMS PRETTY FIRED UP RIGHT NOW, WHICH IS BAD NEWS FOR BEA! She looks to nail Bea with a powerbomb on the hard floor in the arena with the fans near their vicinity. Diamond pulls Bea up and down she-
James Peters: NO WAIT! Bea manages to escape as she’s getting away from Diamond! She’s climbing the arena steps! Diamond is right behind her as she manages to get a punch to the back of Bea! Bea responds back with a chop to the chest to Diamond Dixon! They trade back and forth of these chops and punches as they make their way over top of the steps and near the entrance way to the concession stands!
Rich Russillo: Diamond tries to go for the Big Boot to Bea and BEA BLOCKS IT! Bea then goes for a superkick to Diamond’s head and Diamond catches the Superkick attempt! She spins Bea around and nails her with a running tackle to the wall behind Bea!!!! Bea screams in agony as the crowd cheer on Diamond Dixon!
James Peters: Diamond isn’t stopping there as Diamond position Bea where the arena steps are with the railing that separates different sections of the arena. She lifts Bea up with a Back Suplex and nails her onto the railing!!! SHE INFLICTS A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PAIN TO BEA VALENTINE! BEA COMES RIGHT BACK INTO DIAMOND’S POSSESSION AS SHE SETS UP ONCE AGAIN FOR A POWERBOMB POSITION! SHE GOES FOR THE MOVE AND-
Rich Russillo: BEA GETS OUT OF IT AGAIN! THIS TIME SHE NAILS DIAMOND DIXON WITH A SUPERKICK! IT SENDS DIAMOND DIXON DOWN THE STAIRS! BEA CAUGHT HER GOOD WITH THAT SUPERKICK AS SHE STOPS 1/4 OF THE WAY FROM THE TOP OF THE STAIRS TO THE ARENA FLOOR! Diamond is leaning over the railing on flat surface of the steps as Bea takes a running start and-
James Peters: DIVING DOUBLE AX HANDLE! BEA JUST GAINED SOME HEIGHT AND RANGE WITH THAT DOUBLE AX HANDLE AS SHE STARTS TO FEEL FIRED UP WITH THE BLOOD STILL COVERING HER FACE!
Rich Russillo: Diamond and Bea make their way down the steps as now Bea grabs a drink from an unsuspected fan AND IS DRINKING IT!
James Peters: SHE DOESN’T TAKE THAT MUCH OF A SIP AS SHE SMASHES THE REST OF THE DRINK TO DIAMOND’S HEAD! YOU KNOW DIAMOND ISN’T GOING TO BE FOND WITH WHAT COULD BE SODA OR BEER ALL OVER HER!
Persephone: Hey! That fan didn’t even want that to be used as a weapon, that bitch Bea should pay that fan their money back for wasting that drink.
Rich Russillo: No time for sour grapes as these two continue to brawl and walk all the way back down to the arena floor! They exchange rights and lefts with each other! Right from Bea! Left from Diamond!
James Peters: These elitists continue to be vicious against one another as they exchange chops and elbows back and forth and back and forth! Diamond gets a weapon from the crowd as it looks to be a Hydroflask! She smacks Bea right in the back with it!
Rich Russillo: Diamond hitting Bea over and over again with the Hydroflask! Diamond is using that Hydroflask to her full advantage as Bea now leans into the corner barricade on the fan side as Diamond charges up with a clothesline that sends both of them flying back into ringside for this match!
Persephone: Nice detour for them to do, I’m sure that guy who got his drink snatched glad he paid 5$ for that is doing okay, hey James maybe you should go pay go for that dude’s drink!
James Peters: I’m sure that guy we’ll be okay, and I’m sure EAW officials will take care of it as none the less Bea and Diamond have arrived back to ringside area for this Bring the Weapons match as Tyrone Montgomery looks to check on Diamond.
Rich Russillo: He looks to be handing Diamond a towel! Looks like Tyrone came prepared for just in case Diamond may have gotten some drink spilled onto! Diamond’s using that towel Tyrone gave her as she cleans off her face as-
James Peters: BEA JUST NAILED TYRONE WITH A SUPERKICK! OH COME ON! Tyrone wasn’t even getting involved in the match, he was just checking up on Diamond and giving her that towel as Bea clearly wanted Tyrone out of the picture no matter what he does!
Rich Russillo: I THINK BEA WAS GOING FOR DIAMOND, BUT DIAMOND GETTING OUT OF THE WAY CAUSED BEA TO TAKE TYRONE OUT INSTEAD! Bea doesn’t seem too bothered by what she just did though, and takes the opportunity to even taunt Diamond for it!
James Peters: THAT SHOWBOATING DOESN’T LAST LONG THOUGH AS DIAMOND GRABS BEA AND LUNGES HER TO THE RING POST SHOULDER FIRST! BEA HAS GONE THROUGH HELL FROM DIAMOND AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT ISN’T GOING TO STOP THERE!
Rich Russillo: Diamond holds Bea by the hair and whips her to the ring post once again shoulder first as immediately she brings Bea Valentine back into the ring! Diamond quickly checks on Tyrone who looks to be out of it as Diamond then sees Bea sitting in the top right corner!
James Peters: Diamond slides back into the ring as she starts stomping Bea in the corner with continuous stomps in the corner! She brings Bea back to her feet looking to hit a chokeslam to Bea Valentine and–
Rich Russillo: WAIT! BEA JUST LANDED A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF DIAMOND AND LOOK! THAT’S A GOLD CHAIN! WHERE THE HELL DID BEA EVEN GET THAT FROM???
James Peters: By the looks of it Rich, she must have stolen that from someone in the crowd as now Bea is using the Gold Chain to her advantage! She wraps the gold chain around her right hand as she’s punching the living hell out of Diamond Dixon right it! Punch after Punch after Punch! NOW BEA IS DOING IT EVEN FASTER!!!
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND IS NOW BLEEDING PROFUSELY AS BEA TAKES THE GOLD CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND HER RIGHT KNEE?? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE GONNA DO NOW/??
James Peters: SHINING WIZARD! SHINING WIZARD WHILE SHE HAS THE CHAIN AROUND HER KNEE TO DIAMOND DIXON! Diamond is a bloody mess as well as Bea as she goes hook and goes for the cover again!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
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Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! KICK OUT FROM DIAMOND DIXON! Bea doesn’t look too concerned about that as she throws the gold chain to the ground as runs towards the ropes and back to land a leg drop to the leg of Diamond Dixon! She then applies a Figure Four Leglock to Diamond! She’s looking for a submission win in this Fans Bring the Weapons match!
James Peters: Despite the struggle, Diamond isn’t giving up that easily! She throws some long range punches to Bea! She’s now turning her body over and… and.. YES! SHE SHIFTED HER BODY WEIGHT AROUND AND NOW ITS HER APPLYING THE PRESSURE TO BEA WITH THE FIGURE FOUR! Bea is forced to let go as Diamond rolls out of the ring!
Persephone: God is Bea an idiot? Did she think a basic Figure Four was gonna end a match like that???
Rich Russillo: I mean you never know, anything can happen in an EAW ring as Bea rolls out of the ring as well as she grabs a bloody Diamond Dixon! She grabs her head and now she smashes her into the steel ring post! The sound of that is unreal as the crowd is actively cringing in real time!
James Peters: Bea looks to get another weapon from the member of the audience as she gets handed…
Persephone: A STAPLE GUN????
Rich Russillo: A stable gun has been handed to Bea as she to look to use it against Diamond as she’s about to pull the trigger on the staple gun and–
James Peters: DIAMOND ELBOWS BEA RIGHT IN THE ABS! THE SAME ABS SHE TARGETED WITH THOSE KENDO STICKS! BEA LET HER GUARD DOWN FOR A QUICK MOMENT THIS COULD BE DIAMOND’S CHANCE!
Rich Russillo: IT IS HER CHANCE! SHE TAKES THE STABLE GUN AND STABLES BEA’S FOREHEAD!!! THE CROWD CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS THEY HAVE CLOSER LOOK AT BEA’S FACE NOW BEING STABLED!
James Peters: DIAMOND NOW STABLES HER CHEST! BEA IS IN UTTER AGONY AS DIAMOND PLACES THE STABLE GUN IN THE RING AND FINALLY BEA IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION! SHE LIFTS HER UP AND–
(*SMACK!*)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! SHE JUST A HIT POWERBOMB TO BEA VALENTINE ON THE APRON! DIAMOND BRINGS BEA BACK INTO THE RING AS SHE GOES RIGHT IN FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!!!
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James Peters: BEA KICKS OUT! Bea is still alive in this match as Diamond goes back out of the ring as we know what she wants and that’s a weapon from the crowd! She notices something as goes towards one of the audience and they give her…
Rich Russillo: A SURFBOARD???
Persephone: I didn’t really think wrestling fans went outside when they’re not here, so someone owning a surfboard is pretty surprising.
Rich Russillo: Well it looks like their time with that surfboard is over as Diamond brings the surfboard as she places it in the top right corner of the ring! She brings Bea right back to her feet and places her where the surfboard is. By all accounts the surfboard is being used similarly with how a table is usually displayed in matches.
James Peters: Diamond stands on the opposite corner as she rushes in towards Bea and-
Rich Russillo: SLING BLADE! SLING BLADE FROM BEA VALENTINE AS THAT CAUGHT DIAMOND! She brings Diamond right back to her as she’s looking to hit another maneuver on her and-
James Peters: HALF NELSON NECKBREAKER! SHE LANDS THAT ON DIAMOND AS BEA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE COVER ON HER!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
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(…….)
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND DIXON KICKS OUT! She’s still very much alive in this match. Bea smacks the canvas in frustration over that. Bea looks around in the ring, seeing what she can inflict towards Diamond Dixon as she spots the Gold Chain once again!
James Peters: Bea has a sinister look in her eyes as she takes the Gold Chain and wraps around the mouth of Diamond to the back of her head BEA IS APPLYING A CROSSFACE WITH A GOLD CHAIN ATTACHED!
Persephone: This bitch might be more crazy than me!
Rich Russillo: BEA AS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT AS SHE’S LOOKING TO MAKE DIAMOND TAP OUT RIGHT NOW! THE CROWD IS IN DISBELIEF OVER THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE THAT HAS BEEN DISPLAYED THUS FAR IN THIS MATCH! BEA HAS IT IN DEEP AS DIAMOND MIGHT BE FADING!
James Peters: THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR DIAMOND, THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR HER IN THIS MATCH!!!
(*SNAP!*)
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND JUST GRABBED THE STAPLE GUN AND MANAGES TO STAPLE THE FOREHEAD ONCE AGAIN OF BEA VALENTINE! BEA CLEARLY DIDN’T EXPECT THAT, AND NOW DIAMOND IS FREE! Bea lets go of the submission hold as once again Diamond manages to avoid a submission defeat against Bea Valentine.
Rich Russillo: They both are getting back to their feet as Bea gives a nice slap towards Diamond! Diamond delivers a slap right back! Bea goes for a European uppercut which clocks Diamond! Bea runs towards the ropes looking for something but is met with a clothesline of her from Diamond Dixon!
James Peters: Bea is still on her feet as she attempts to go for a Discuss Lariat but Diamond avoids that and lands a shoulder tackle to Bea Valentine! She picks Bea right back up for and goes right for a Gorilla Press Slam!!! Diamond gets the pinfall attempt here!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Rich Russillo: Bea kicks out! Diamond wastes little time as she brings Bea right back to her looking to go for another DDT! She goes for it but Bea counters it! She nails Diamond with a Dropkick to the throat! This causes Diamond to feel the pain of the move as Bea then delivers…
James Peters: CODE RED! CODE RED FROM BEA VALENTINE AS IT CONNECTS! That move came out of nowhere from Bea Valentine as she dragged Diamond back up and to the corner where the surfboard is!
Rich Russillo: She puts Diamond in that corner as now she goes to the opposite corner! She looks to hit the Bea Swarm, Corner Double Knee to Diamond Dixon. She Charges up, goes for it and–
James Peters: SPEAR! SPEAR FROM DIAMOND DIXON! DIAMOND WAS ABLE TO CONNECT BEA WITH THAT SPEAR AS ONCE AGAIN SHE FOR THE COVER ON BEA VALENTINE!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Persephone: You gotta be kidding me…
Rich Russillo: BEA KICKS OUT! This violent match continues here at Bloodsport as the blood that has been displayed by both of these competitors is insane all things considered! Diamond slowly gets back up as she wants to put Bea through that surfboard one way or another it seems!
James Peters: You are right on that point Rich as Diamond puts Bea back on that Surfboard in the corner, she goes back to the opposite and shoots for a corner spear and-
Persephone: WHAT???
Rich Russillo: BEA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DIAMOND CRASHES INTO THE SURFBOARD! SURFBOARD PIECES FLY EVERYWHERE BUT LOOK!!!
James Peters: BEA GOES FOR A SCHOOL GIRL PIN ON DIAMOND! NO WAY SHE’S GOING TO WIN THE MATCH JUST LIKE THAT RIGHT???
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Rich Russillo: Thankfully not as Diamond kicks out despite that!
Persephone: If the match ended like that, that would have been tragic.
James Peters: Bea doesn’t waste any time though as immediately after that pinfall attempt, both Diamond and Bea get up from that! Diamond is still bit stunned following that crash into the surfboards as Bea gets into the Monkey Flip which sends Diamond crashing into that same corner!
Rich Russillo: Bea stumbles back into the opposite corner and shoots for it and–
James Peters: YES! SHE FINALLY HITS IT! BEA SWARM! CORNER DOUBLE KNEE TO DIAMOND DIXON! BEA FALLS BACK GRACIOUSLY TO DIAMOND DIXON AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
James Peters: KICK OUT! DIAMOND KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Rich Russillo: The crowd here are stunned that even that still couldn’t put Diamond away! This has been a barn burner for the ages of Bea Valentine and Diamond Dixon are bringing it their everything into this match here tonight at Bloodsport!
James Peters: Bea seems like she has had enough to deal with Diamond Dixon as he brings her back up, looking to nail the Bea-My-Valentine, Unprettier! She brings Diamond to her feet!!
Bea Valentine: (off-mic) Shine away now Diamond!
Rich Russillo: She’s going for the Bea-My-Valentine! SHE’S HITTING THE MOVE ON DIAMOND DIXON–
(….)
James Peters: DIAMOND COUNTERS! SHE IS ABLE TO PREVENT BEA FROM CONNECTING WITH THE UNPRETTIER!!! WAIT LOOK!!! DIAMOND HAS HER IN POSITION OF HER FINISHER THE FACELIFT FACEBUSTER! THAT MONOLOGUE COMPLETELY BACKFIRED ON BEA AS SHE COULD BE SENT CRASHING DOWN BY DIAMOND DIXON!
Rich Russillo: DIXON GOES FOR IT AND-
James Peters: BEA REVERSES THAT INTO ANOTHER PIN, THIS TIME ITS INTO A VICTORY ROLL! SHE GOT ANOTHER PINFALL ON DIAMOND DIXON!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
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Rich Russillo: Diamond kicks out again! As now both wrestlers trade forearms and punches with each other! They slowly get back up with the blood streaming down both of their faces as Bea bounces off the ropes for a clothesline! Diamond eats that up and follows that up with a clothesline of her own off the ropes!!!
James Peters: Bea once again bounces off the ropes for a clothesline and Diamond goes forward with one of her own and–BOTH LADIES JUST LANDED A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO EACH OTHER AS THEY HAVE TAKEN EACH OTHER OUT FOR THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Both women are pushing each other to their limit, but it’s Diamond that’s showing the first signs of life! Diamond is getting back up, and-
Persephone: WAIT THE FUCK? WHY DID A FAN JUST JUMP THE GUARDRAIL??? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SECURITY???
James Peters: WHOEVER THIS IS, THEY JUST GOT IN THE RING AND KICKED DIAMOND DIXON IN THE HEAD!!!
( The fans are booing loudly for the person that attacked Diamond Dixon, while Bea Valentine is given time to recover. The person who jumped the barricade takes their hood off and they’re revealed to be… )
James Peters: IT’S ASHLYNN QUINN, AND SHE HAS A GRIN ON HER FACE! I mean if you want to count Ashlynn as a fan of Bea Valentine I guess that’s allowed but wow it looks she’s coming at the nick of time for Bea Valentine.
Rich Russillo: Wait a minute though, what the hell is Ashlynn pulling out her hoodie pocket??
( Ashlynn takes out a jar which shocks both the commentary both and the crowd watching ringside… )
Persephone: HUHHHH???? WHAT THE???? ARE THOSE–
Rich Russillo: WASPS! ASHLYNN QUINN HAS WASPS IN THAT JAR!!! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL EXTREME OF A WEAPON A “FAN” CAN BRING TO AN EVENT!
James Peters: I swear to god none of those wasps better come near me or i’ll run right now.
Rich Russillo: Ashlynn rolls inside the ring as she looks to have placed another thing she was possessing which is a white chain as he drops it to the canvas floor. Maybe that’s a backup option because how anything can be more insane then live wasps being used.
James Peters: Bea is slowly recovering as even though she isn’t getting up, she’s smiling because she knows what’s about to happen next for Diamond Dixon!
Rich Russillo: Ashlynn shakes the jar of wasps, making them more angry then they probably were before as IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO SMASH THE JAR OF WASPS TO DIAMOND DIXON!!!
James Peters: Tyrone is slowly getting back as there is nothing he can do to stop what’s about to happen to Diamond Dixon! She’s going to be swarmed with wasps!
Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN IS GOING GO THROUGH IT WITH A DIAMOND LOOKING ON AND–
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES!
(Suddenly the fans begin cheering loudly, which surprises Ashlynn as she hasn’t smashed the jar over Diamond’s head yet.)
Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN LOOKS A BIT SURPRISED BY THE REACTION FROM THE CROWD, AND I THINK SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A LOOK BEHIND HER!
James Peters: IT’S KASAI!!! SHE EMERGED FROM THE CROWD AND SHE JUST YANKED THE JAR FULL OF WASPS FROM ASHLYNN!!
Rich Russillo: THE LOOK ON ASHLYNN’S FACE TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY! KASAI GOT A SMIRK ON HER FACE, BEA VALENTINE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Ashlynn Quinn: (off-mic) Give it back you-
(*SMASH!*)
Ashlynn Quinn: (off-mic) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN IS BEING SWARMED BY THE WASPS! SHE’S GETTING SWARMED BY ALL OF THOSE PISSED OFF WASPS!! KASAI LEAVES THE RING IMMEDIATELY AS ASHLYNN IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!
James Peters: ASHLYNN IS GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW AS SHE QUICKLY LEAVES THE RING AND HEADS TO THE BACK WITH THE WASPS FOLLOWING AND SWARMING HER!!!
Rich Russillo: Tyrone has a look of relief on his face as he thought Diamond was going to be on the receiving end of that but thanks to KASAI, it turned out to be Ashlynn Quinn who dealt with the wasps.
(Bea Valentine can’t believe her eyes as KASAI chases Ashlynn Quinn away. Meanwhile Diamond Dixon is getting back up, and she’s not pleased by what just occurred.)
James Peters: We settle back into the action now as Bea Valentine and Diamond Dixon they get back up as immediately Bea tries to go for the white chain that Ashlynn left in the ring but Diamond stops Bea with a big boot! That sends Bea crashing down and rolling out of the ring!
Rich Russillo: Diamond looks over at the white chain as now she wraps it around her fist, looking to do some much needed damage! DIAMOND LOOKS TO BRING BEA BACK INTO THE RING FROM THE OUTSIDE AND…
(*SMASH!*)
James Peters: LIGHT TUBE SMASHED TO DIAMOND’S HEAD! UNBEKNOWNST TO DIAMOND, BEA GRABBED A LIGHT TUBE FROM A FAN AND JUST USED IT TO SMASH HER HEAD IN WITH IT! THE WHITE CHAIN IS DROPPED!
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND IS LAID OUT AS BEA HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEA FROG SPLASH!!! SHE CONNECTS WITH IT AS BEA GOES FOR THE COVER AND SURELY THIS IS OVER FOR DIAMOND.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
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James Peters: DIAMOND LIVES! DIAMOND LIVES! BEA IS SLAMMING HER FIST DOWN THE MATT, DIAMOND TIME AFTER TIME IS KICKING OUT IN THIS MATCH AND BEA DOES NOT APPRECIATE IT ONE BIT.
Rich Russillo: Bea now looks to go for a finishing blow here as she tries to go for The Conspiracy Spinning Reverse STO! SHE GOES FOR IT AND-
James Peters: DIAMOND REVERSE IT INTO A CHOKESLAM! SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB THIS TIME INTO THE CORNER!!!! DIAMOND ISN’T DONE HERE SHE THEN NAILS THE FACELIFT FACEBUSTER!!! DIAMOND GOES FOR THE COVER HERE!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
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Rich Russillo: BEA KICKS OUT!!!! KICK OUT AFTER KICK OUT FROM THESE TWO COMPETITORS! WHICH ONE OF THESE ELITISTS WILL SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
James Peters: DIAMOND LOOKS LIVID, SHE THREW EVERYTHING AT BEA ALL AT ONCE AND SHE STILL MANAGES TO KICK OUT! HEY LOOK! TYRONE IS REACHING UNDER THE RING FOR SOMETHING???
Rich Russillo: IT’S A BLACK BAG OF DOOM, I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW NASTY A BLACK BAG LIKE THAT CAN BE AS TYRONE SLIDES IT ACROSS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING FOR DIAMOND AS SHE GETS UP!
Rich Russillo: Diamond takes the black bag and unloosens the tie of the bag! She opens it and pours down what was in the bag and–
James Peters: SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS, THUMBTACKS, AND RUSTY OLD NAILS! IT ALL DROPS DOWN TO THE MIDDLE OF THE CANVAS AS IT LOOKS LIKE WE KNOW WHAT DIAMOND IS THINKING SHE’S GOING TO DO TO BEA WITH SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS AVAILABLE.
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCKKKK???
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND IS DRAGGING BEA TO PILE OF DEBRIS AS SHE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND-
James Peters: STANDING ON BIDNESS CURB STOMP!!!!!! SHE NAILS IT TO BEA ON THE PILE OF DEBRIS BUT WAIT DIAMOND ISN’T DONE YET AS SHE STAGGER TO ONE OF THE CORNERS AND-
Rich Russillo: ANOTHER STANDING ON BIDNESS CURB STOMP! THAT’S TWO IN A ROW AGAINST BEA ON THAT PILE OF DEBRIS AS DIAMOND STILL ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER AS SHE GOES BACK INTO ANOTHER CORNER! DIAMOND DIXON IS MAKING SURE BEA IS DOWN FOR GOOD!
James Peters: BEA’S FACE HAS GONE THROUGH HELL AS DIAMOND GOES FOR A THIRD AND FINAL STANDING ON BIDNESS CURB STOMP ON THAT PILE OF BROKEN GLASS, THUMBTACKS AND NAILS! DIAMOND HOOKS THE LEG AND THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE CROWN JEWEL… DIAMOND DIXON!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS! An amazing fight between these two elitists in this all out Fans bring the weapons! Diamond with her blood covering her face is getting her hand raised in celebration!
James Peters: Tyrone slides into the ring, him being knocked out loopy earlier in the match manages to come in clutch at the end with that black bag of doom! Bea put out an amazing fight, and amazing effort but at the end of the day it was Diamond Dixon who emerged victorious!
Rich Russillo: Congratulations to Diamond Dixon!!
( ‘Okay’ begins to play once again, and the fans cheer following the match. Tyrone raises the hand of Diamond Dixon alongside the referee as Bea Valentine has rolled out of the ring and is covering her disfigured face following that finish! EAW Bloodsport fades away as transition forward. )
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(The camera fades to ringside, where Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A BARB WIRE DOG COLLAR MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN TO TOUCH ALL FOUR CORNERS OF THE RING!
(‘Dance The Night’ by Dua Lipa begins to play as Ashlynn Quinn steps out onto the stage. She is not too happy about what happened earlier, but she shifts her focus towards this match. The crowd boos her but she just ignores as she makes her way down the ramp. On her way to the ring, she tries to ignore the stipulation that this match has, knowing that she’s completely against it and does not want any part in it.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 115 POUNDS…SHE IS EAW’S FAVORITE BARBIE…ASHLYNNNNNN QUIIIINNNNNNN!
James Peters: Ashlynn Quinn had an unsuccessful interference in Bea Valentine’s match earlier, but now is her opportunity to try and win the Specialists Championship!
Rich Russillo: KASAI has been a good champion so far, so we’ll have to see whether or not Ashlynn can pull off the shocking victory tonight.
(Ashlynn gets inside the ring and smiles out at the crowd. She climbs up onto the turnbuckle and sits, waiting for her opponent. ‘KARATE’ BY BABYMETAL begins to play. KASAI slowly emerges from the back, championship over one shoulder and the QUEENSLAYER over the other. She stares down the ramp right at Ashlynn with a smirk on her face, and she raises her championship before beginning to make her way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM AMANI, KAGOSHIMA, JAPAN…WEIGHING IN AT 145 POUNDS…SHE IS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…THE ‘HUNTRESS’…KAAAAASSSSSSAAAAAIIII!
(She gets down to the ring and places down THE QUEENSLAYER before entering. She holds up the championship in front of Quinn before the referee takes it.)
James Peters: And we’re seeing the referee place the collars on these women, which is connected by a rope embedded with barbed wire. That’s right, barbed wire is on both the collar and the rope. Every single time they touch that, they have a chance of being shredded! I don’t think there is a more uncomfortable way to spend a match!
Rich Russillo: These two have been going back and forth for weeks, and it looks like KASAI especially is ready to get this match started!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Rusillo: There’s the bell here folks and we are underway! ASHLYNN QUINN LUNGES AT KASAI STRAIGHT-AWAY! But the People’s Princess is intercepted with a brutal kick! She stumbles backwards from the impact and KASAI grips the rope holding them together! SHE PULLS HER IN AND DRIVES A RIGHT INTO HER STOMACH! Already seeing some dominance here from the champion! Now it would see that she’s looking to drive her opponent’s head into the mat with the DDT!
James Peters: Ashlynn Quinn however drives her into the corner instead! She delivers a nasty slap right to her opponent’s face as well! Quinn takes a few steps back and rushes at KASAI with the spinning back elbow! KASAI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Quinn’s spine collides with the turnbuckles and she stumbles towards the center of the ring! KASAI however, looks to carry on the offense here! SHE GOES TO THE ROPES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MANEUVER! BUT QUINN RIPS HER DOWN USING THE COLLAR! The back of KASAI’s head makes a nasty impact with the mat! Already we are witnessing just how much these dog collars can make the difference here!
Persephone: Are these collars supposed be like some kind of kink thing?
Rich Russillo: What? I don’t think so. Anyways, it looks like Ashlynn Quinn is crawling on top of her opponent here! She gets her with a few hard right hands before forcing her back up to her feet! SHE DROPS KASAI WITH A PERFECTLY EXECUTED NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! That isn’t all she wrote though as she gets KASAI in a seated position! SHE COMES AT WITH THE RUNNING HIP CHECK! Unfortunately for her the champion falls back, avoiding it! KASAI quickly gets back to her feet and drops her with the back neckbreaker! She looks to take hold of the arm here, no doubt for some sort of submission…BUT QUINN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: It looks like the challenger just made a hasty escape! Who can blame her honestly? If KASAI got a hold of that arm she was in for a world of pain! KASAI takes hold of the barbed wire and pulls Ashlynn back inside the ring! She immediately takes hold of the arm and begins to wrench it…BEFORE DELIVERING A NASTY KICK! She keeps control of the limb and locks in the Hammerlock! Quinn’s arm is brought behind her back! You can already see the pained expression! SHE BRINGS HER ELBOW BACK TO HIT KASAI! KASAI DUCKS UNDER IT! She instead elevates her opponent before bringing her crashing down on her own arm!
Persephone: Why is she even going for submissions anyways? There are no tap outs or pinfalls here! The only way to win is touch all four corners of the ring and neither even tried to do that yet.
Rich Russillo: That is true but you still want to takes moves out of their arsenal! You want your opponent to be beaten down enough for you to touch those four corners! KASAI comes at her from behind, looking for the bulldog! ASHLYNN QUINN AVOIDS IT AND THEN SHOVES HER INTO THE CORNER! She wasn’t able to reach out and touch the corner though! She turns around and Ashlynn is right there! SHE CRUSHES KASAI WITH THE CORNER CLOTHESLINE! She throws her opponent towards the center of the ring now, looking to finish up the combination! SHE LOOKS FOR THE ROLLING BLOCKBUSTER! KASAI CATCHES HER IN MID-AIR! SHE SPIKES HER DOWN WITH THE DDT!
Persephone: Oh thank God, it looks like we might see it end already. KASAI makes her way over to the first corner and touches it. She goes towards the next…she gets it! She looks for the third…
James Peters: AND QUINN PULLS HER AWAY! She takes hold of the rope with two hands and tries to drag KASAI away! The Champion seemingly has something in mind, though! SHE DESCENDS UPON QUINN AND IMMEDIATELY APPLIES AN ARMBAR! Another concentrated attack on the arm of her opponent! Again, she can’t get a submission but she can make Quinn suffer! BUT QUINN REACHES TOWARDS HER OPPONENT AND GRABS HER COLLAR! She pulls on it, letting the barbwire tear through the flesh on the back of KASAI’s neck! SHE ROLLS ON TOP AND TRIES TO LIFT HER UP!
Rich Russillo: BUT KASAI FIGHTS BACK WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! The hold is released and both elitists make their way back to their feet! KASAI rushes at her opponent, looking for that tilt-a-whirl armbar! She doesn’t get all of it as Quinn drops her down halfway through! And now she turns KASAI onto her stomach and takes hold of the rope! QUINN PULLS UP ON IT AND THEN STOMPS RIGHT DOWN ON THE CHAMPION’S SKULL! She keeps repeating this vicious assault, stomping her opponent’s head into the mat! And now it is the challengers turn to try and touch those four corners! She gets the first one! SHE GETS THE FIRST ONE! AND THE SECOND! SHE LOOKS FOR THE THI-
Persephone: KASAI pulls her away. And Ashlynn Quinn is looking rather pissed off after that. She goes off the ropes to build up some speed! SHE DRILLS HER WITH A RUNNING HIP CHECK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Now EAW’s Least Favorite Barbie is making her way out of the ring, rolling right under that bottom rope. She’s searching underneath the ring for what I can only assume is some sort of weapon. Just when I thought things might not be interesting. I wonder what she’s going to find?
(Ashlynn Quinn searches underneath the ring and finds exactly what she’s looking for. She takes the items out with a look of glee.)
James Peters: Christ, are those heels? Those are heels with nails on the bottom! She brings them inside the ring and looks to bring one of them down right on the head of KASAI! KASAI however rolls backwards and out of harm’s way! She makes a run towards the ropes…AND LEAPS OFF OF IT WITH THE SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK! She’s able to take down Quinn here! She kicks the heels away from Ashlynn Quinn! She makes her own way outside now! And she’s dragging her opponent out onto the apron! What does she have in mind here? RUNNING KNEE LIFT! IT CONNECTS AND IT SENDS HER BACK INSIDE!
Rich Russillo: That one hit hard and I think Quinn might have temporarily lost consciousness! And now the champion looks to get her own weapon here…a weapon we are all familiar with!
(KASAI raises up the QUEENSLAYER and everyone in the audience begins to cheer.)
Persephone: A kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire…it is not a good night to be Ashlynn. But then again, has it been a good night on Voltage since the end of Season 17?
James Peters: LOOK OUT KASAI! ASHLYNN QUINN IS BACK UP AND SHE PULLS ON THAT BARBED WIRE ROPE WITH ALL HER MIGHT! She manages to slam KASAI right into the corner post! She rushes back out there and wraps the rope around the pole, trapping KASAI in place! KASAI tries to reach for the QUEENSLAYER but it’s already out of reach! ALL SHE FINDS IS A PUMP KICK STRAIGHT TO THE DOME! Ashlynn reaches down and grabs her opponent’s signature weapon! She has some cruel intentions in mind tonight!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE BRINGS THE QUEENSLAYER RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF KASAI! AND THEN SHE WHACKS HER IN THE CHEST! ONE MORE STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD! She just worked her way up there and now she frees KASAI! She drags her back inside the ring and looks to complete those corners! SHE GETS THE FIRST ONE! She goes for the second but she has to drag KASAI a little bit to get there! SHE GETS IT! SHE LOOKS FOR THE THIRD…
…
Persephone: …and she gets nada. KASAI was able to climb back to her feet and is clinging to the ropes, not letting her opponent budge. Quinn is looking pissed off at that. She rushes at her opponent…AND GETS HER WITH THE STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Damn that one did not look like it felt good.
James Peters: Not at all! Now KASAI’s grip on those ropes has loosen up a little! Ashlynn Quinn backs up a little and then pulls her opponent in for the running knee! SHE THEN GETS BEHIND HER OPPONENT TO CONNECT WITH THAT GERMAN SUPLEX! NOSTYLIST! OR JUST NO! KASAI REACHES BACK AND UNDER HER OPPONENTS COLLAR! SHE THROWS HER OPPONENT FORWARD OVER HER SHOULDER!
Rich Russillo: She picks up her and opponent, driving two knees into her upper back with the backstabber! She immediately brings her back up to her once again…SPINNING ELBOW! KASAI is just unleashing fury on her opponent now, clearly not happy about her utilizing her signature weapon! There is nothing but ill-intent in the eyes of KASAI as she now looks towards the QUEENSLAYER! I think she’s about to pick it up and make sure that Quinn pays!
(KASAI takes a few steps towards the QUEENSLAYER but suddenly stops.)
(Her eyes move towards the heels that Quinn attempted to introduce earlier in the match.)
Persephone: I should get myself a pair of those.
James Peters: KASAI wants that exact pair it seems! She goes over and picks up one of the shoes! SHE STABS IT RIGHT INTO THE ARM OF ASHYLYNN QUINN! But that isn’t enough for the Huntress! SHE STABS IT RIGHT DOWN THROUGH HER OPPONENT’S HAND! And she just leaves it there as well, pinning Quinn into the mat! She screams out in pain and reaches towards KASAI with fury!
Rich Russillo: There is nowhere for her to go now…there is nowhere to run! And KASAI recognizes that! The Champion just smirks at the challenger! She makes her way up to the top rope! BUT ASHLYNN TRIES TO YANK AT THE BARBED WIRE ROPE TO PULL HER OFF! BUT KASAI WAS PREPARED FOR THAT! SHE BRACES HERSELF AND TAKES HOLD OF THE ROPE! She pulls on it which causes Ashlynn’s impaled arm to be stretched out! This is hard to watch here folks! KASAI NOW GOES OFF THE TOP AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING HEADBUTT TO THE ARM!
James Peters: Ashlynn looks like she might cry after that one! KASAI however coldly reaches down towards the heel and pulls it out! She places it down to herself and locks in the key lock on her opponent! Another submission manuever here from KASAI and if this was a regular match, there is doubt in my mind Quinn would be tapping out here! She is saved here by the rules of the ring…but she is still getting borderline tortured by her opponent! She’s reaching out for something here but I have no idea as to what? There are no rope breaks!
(STAB!)
Persephone: NO WAY! Ashlynn Quinn was able to pick up the heel and stab it right into the lower back of her opponent! KASAI howls in pain and releases the hold. The heel is literally sticking out of her right now. But wait a second here, she reaches towards the heel. SHE PULLS IT OUT!
Rich Russillo: Oh my…I can’t believe she just did that! She turns around to refocus…BUT ASHLYNN DROPS HER WITH THE SLINGBLADE! KASAI has no idea what hit her there! AND HERE AS SHE TAKES A VICIOUS BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! Quinn is far from done here as she drives a knee into the back of her opponent while pulling on that collar! She can only manage to do it with a single arm, but that is still enough when it’s barbwire wrapped around your throat! She now drags her back to her feet! Quinn starts building up momentum using the ropes! HERE COMES THE BESTIE SPEAR!
James Peters: KASAI INTERCEPTS IT THOUGH WITH THE CTE! The knee trembler nearly knocks her head right off her shoulders! It looks KASAI doesn’t want to waste any more time here! She makes her way towards the corners! SHE MAKES IT TO THE FIRST ONE! AND THE SECOND! THE THIRD! HERE COMES NUMBER F-
Persephone: Nah. Ashlynn Quinn plays spoiler once again tonight. She grabs hold of the rope and pulls back as hard as she can! KASAI falls down to her knees, choking on that barbwire. That is unpleasant to say the least. KASAI however gets back to her feet and locks the f in.
Rich Russillo: That’s one way to say it! She grabs Ashlynn and sends her into the ropes! KASAI SENDS HER OVER THE TOP WITH THE CALF KICK! Her opponent is knocked straight out onto the floor WITH KASAI IN IMMEDIATE PURSUIT WITH THE TOPE SUICIDA! She crashes down on her opponent like a meteorite! KASAI seems to have a new approach in mind here, re-entering the ring by climbing over the top rope! WAIT A SECOND! SHE’S USING ALL HER WEIGHT TO DRAG ASHLYNN UP ONTO THE APRON! SHE’S PRACTICALLY HANGING HER!
James Peters: This is a grisly sight for sure! Ashlynn’s face is turning purple! SHE’S TRYING TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES TO GET SOME SLACK! KASAI however wraps the rope around the ring ropes and heads out onto the apron! AND SHE BEGINS TO UNLEASHES A FLURRY OF KICKS STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF QUINN! She is just hitting her opponent over and over again! ASHLYNN IS ABLE TO CATCH ONE OF THE LEGS! SHE PULLS HER UP TO STOP CHOKING! She then starts firing back against KASAI with forearms! KASAI FIRES BACK WITH SOME OF HER OWN! We are witnessing a brawl between these two as they try to get the other to fall off the apron!
Rich Russillo: It looks KASAI is getting the better of this exchange! Ashlynn barely seems to be holding on here! BUT QUINN DROPS HIM LIKE A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE! KASAI FALLS AND NOW SHE’S THE ONE BEING HUNG! ASHLYNN ENDS THIS CONDITION QUICKLY, SHE THE THROWS KASAI BACK IN THE RING! She unwraps the ropes around the ring ropes and then makes her way up onto the middle turnbuckle! HERE COMES THE METEORA! HER KNEES COLLIDE WITH HER OPPONENT AND ASHLYNN IMMEDIATELY SCRAMBLES TOWARDS THE CORNERS!
Persephone: She doesn’t get very far though. KASAI pulls on the rope and is now clutching onto it to prevent her opponent from moving. That is soooooooo annoying.
James Peters: Quinn realizing what’s going on, turns back around to deal with KASAI! She forces her back up to a vertical base…AND LOOKS FOR THE RUNNING JUMPING DDT! KASAI catches her however and tosses her forward! ASHLYNN FIRES OFF WITH THE SUPERKICK INSTEAD! KASAI AVOIDS IT AND GETS RIGHT BEHIND HER! SHE SPIKES QUINN DOWN WITH THE FRANKENSTEINER! And just like that the tides have turned yet again here! KASAI drags her opponent onto her knees now! SCISSORS KICK FOF GOOD MEASURE!
Rich Russillo: KASAI now scrapes her opponent off the mat and lifts her above the head! She’s got Quinn up in that Argentine Rack which can only mean one thing! MEGATSUNAMI! NO! ASHYLYNN PUTS HER NAILS RIGHT IN THE EYE OF KASAI! She howls in pain and drops her opponent! We are seeing a brutal side to this barbie doll tonight! Ashlynn Quinn GETS HER WITH THE REVERSED FRANKENSTEINER! She then positions herself right above her opponent!
James Peters: She reaches down and drives her elbow right into her shoulder! She then extends the arm of Quinn and begins laying into it with a series of kicks! KASAI still trying to disable that arm still! I don’t think Ashlynn is going to be able to use it for the rest of this match…talk about a handicap! KASAI brings her back up to her feet once again and throws her into the corner! SHE MEETS QUINN THERE WITH A CALF KICK! AND THEN ANOTHER!
Persephone: She really is just trying to cripple her opponent. Might as well!
Rich Russillo: She takes Quinn down now with the Hammerlock and drives some elbows into the pinned arm! She seems pretty satisfied with her handiwork here! SHE PICKS HER UP OFF THE FLOOR AND PLANTS QUINN WITH THE ELEVATED DDT! And now KASAI makes her way back towards the corners to try and put this away! SHE GETS THE FIRST ONE! AND THE SECOND! SHE BEGINS TO WALK TOWARDS THE THIRD…
(KASAI notices that Ashlynn Quinn is beginning to stir. She stops in her tracks and stares down her challenger.)
James Peters: KASAI storms back towards the center of the ring and picks up Ashlynn Quinn! BUT ASHLYNN PUNTS HER RIGHT IN THE BOX! KASAI collapses down to the mat, completely stunned by that cheap shot from her opponent! Ashlynn Quinn is barely able to stand herself! She stumbles back towards the ropes and catches herself! She doesn’t even seem to have realized what she just did to her opponent yet!
Persephone: It looks like it’s beginning to settle in though. She needs to capitalize on what she just did. We have many more blood baths to get through tonight.
Rich Russillo: I think she heard you there! Ashlynn Quinn is beginning to rally and that is bad news for her opponent! SHE RUSHES AT KASAI AND CONNECTS WITH THAT ROLLING BLOCKBUSTER SHE COULDN’T FIND EARLIER! The back of the champs head smashes off the mat! Quinn looks for an ounce of revenge here…stomping right down on KASAI’s lower back where the shoe was in earlier! KASAI’s face cringes with pain but Quinn still forces her back up! She uses her good arm to bring KASAI over to the corner and she smashes her face right off the turnbuckle! And now she’s reaching towards the turnbuckle…AND EXPOSING IT!
James Peters: Ashlynn Quinn grabs the face of KASAI and smashes it straight off the exposed turnbuckle! The Huntress now dons the crimson mask! ASHLYNN QUINN SMASHES HER OFF THE FACE ONE MORE TIME! Oh my God! I think she might have caved the entire face of KASAI in there!
Persephone: She looks prettier in my opinion. It looks Ashlynn tosses her opponent back towards the center of the ring. She seems to be looking for something. Oop, she definitely found it. Ashlynn has found the other heel!
Rich Russillo: We’ve already seen what sort of damage this weapon can do tonight! Perhaps we’re about to see even more! Quinn brings the completely dazed KASAI back to her feet! AND THEN SHE SLAMS THE SHOE RIGHT DOWN THROUGH HER FOOT! KASAI SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN AS HER FOOT IS PINNED TO THE FLOOR!
James Peters: She has nowhere to go as Ashlynn Quinn begins building up some speed here! She goes back and forth as fast as she can! Each time she’s slipping underneath the frantic swings from KASAI! SHE ENDS IT WITH THE BESTIE SPEAR! SHE HITS KASAI SO HARD SHE’S FREED FROM THE NAIL IN HER FOOT! And now she has the perfect opportunity to put this one away! Ashlynn Quinn makes a beeline towards the corners! SHE GETS THE FIRST ONE! AND SHE EASILY MAKES THE SECOND!
Rich Russillo: AND THE THIRD NOW! SHE JUST HAS ONE MORE!
(Ashlynn lets out a sigh of relief as she makes her way towards the final corner.)
(And then she suddenly stops in her tracks.)
Persephone: Holy sh-
James Peters: KASAI THROWS THE HEEL RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER OPPONENT! IT GETS HER PERFECTLY BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES!
Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN QUINN DESPERATELY REACHES TOWARDS BUT CANNOT REACH IT! But KASAI is more than happy to help her remove it! She approaches Quinn and rips it straight out! She lifts it up once again to strike her opponent…BUT QUINN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! She clearly wants no further part in this and I cannot blame her! I think she’s forgetting though that the two are connected by those collars! KASAI however rolls right out of the ring to pursue her opponent!
James Peters: ASHLYNN TRIES TO OUTRUN KASAI BUT THE CHAMP GRABS ONTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPE! She slowly starts to draw her in as Quinn tries to resist! But KASAI clearly has more strength left in her! SHE RUNS UP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A FLYING HURRICANRANA! And now KASAI is looking underneath the ring…clearly looking for something.
(The crowd begins to cheer as KASAI finds a new weapon underneath the ring.)
Persephone: Is that a table? Listen to stupid sheep cheering this on. Don’t get a table KASAI, get her behind inside the ring and touch the corners. This type of pandering is honestly pathetic.
Rich Russillo: It looks like KASAI has an idea in mind…a very painful one for her opponent! She sets up the table here at ringside! She then picks up Quinn and delivers a brutal kick right to her chest! She’s knocked right onto the table! And now the champion is making her way up onto the apron! She looks down at the barely conscious Quinn and the crowd begins to roar! KASAI WITH THE MOONSAULT!
(CRASH!)
James Peters: ASHLYNN QUINN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! KASAI JUST GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE TAKING THE ENTIRE IMPACT! Both women are now down on the outside! It looks like however that Ashlynn is the first one to stir! She manages to power her way back to her feet! She takes a hold of the champion and rolls her back inside the ring! Ashlynn follows suit but then steps back out onto the apron! SHE LOOKS FOR THE TREND SETTER!
Persephone: OOOF. KASAI just falls to the ground right before it hits. Ashlynn whiffs and lands right on her back. She does look pretty pissed off now. Not pretty, but definitely pissed off.
Rich Rusillo: She rolls on top of KASAI and just starts delivering punch after punch! She is just hammering away at the Huntress here! Quinn grabs the rope once again! She pulls KASAI and hits a massive superkick! She keeps KASAI on her feet, refusing to let her fall! Quinn heads back to the ropes…AND IT’S TIME FOR THE BAD & BOUJEE!
James Peters: BUT KASAI CATCHES HER! SHE TAKES QUINN DOWN WITH THE STANDING SEA FIRE! The Huntress now looks around the ring and finds the QUEENSLAYER! She finally gets her hands on that barbwire kendo stick and she places it right into the shoulder of her opponent! She lets her suffer for a moment before picking the stick up and just bringing it down on Quinn with rapid succession! SHE KEEPS GOING AND GOING!
(SNAP!)
Rich Russillo: SHE MANAGES TO BREAK THE QUEENSLAYER OVER ASHLYNN QUINN! But she’s far from done utilizing it! She takes the broken pieces and continues hammering down! Ashlynn tries to defend herself but she can’t! And we could witnessing the beginning of the end here…KASAI scrapes her opponent off the mat! SHE LIFTS HER ALL THE WAY UP! THE STARBOMB CONNECTS! AND NOW SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE CORNERS!SHE GETS THE FiRST ONE!KASAI IS ABLE TO GET THE SECOND AS WELL! THE THIRD! SHE GETS THE THIRD!
James Peters: WILL SHE GET THE FOURTH?
Persephone: NOPE! ASHLYNN QUINN GETS UP! This chick doesn’t know when to quit. She rushes up from behind on KASAI. She rolls her up before connecting with that DDT. I think she calls that one Pasadena Nights or something. Either way, it looks like both women quite possibly dead. I don’t see either of them moving right now.
(KASAI and Ashlynn are both barely moving on the ground. Ashlynn stirs and begins crawling towards her, dragging herself with a single arm.)
James Peters: These two competitors have been giving it there all tonight! But they have been through much so far! Ashlynn Quinn crawls on top of KASAI and grabs the collar! SHE’S JUST SMASHING HER HEAD OFF THE MAT RAPIDLY! SHE WANTS TO WIN THIS SO BAD! And now Quinn picks KASAI up…SHE LIFTS HER UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!
Rich Russillo: BUT KASAI TURNS IT AROUND AND PLACES HER RIGHT ON THE TOP ROPE! ASHLYNN SLAPS HER ACROSS THE FACE BUT IT HAS NO EFFECT! The Huntress climbs up onto the top turnbuckle with Quinn and starts throwing fists! These two are now brawling on the top rope! This could be dangerous for either one of them! QUINN KNOCKS KASAI DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A MASSIVE RIGHT HAND! She repositions herself now…stalking her opponent! PINK STAR DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!
James Peters: NOOOOOOOOOO! KASAI RUSHES UP TO THE TOP! FLYING JESTER! SHE GETS ALL OF THE SPANISH FLY! Ashlynn crashes down onto the mat with an extreme impact! There is no way that this one isn’t over after that! But KASAI is feeling the effects of that as well! She’s barely able to get back to her feet here! But the Champion knows what she has to do here! She makes her way to the corners! ONE! TWO! She’s halfway there! SHE GETS THE THIRD ONE!
Persephone: She reaches out for the fourth…
Rich Russillo: SHE’S TRYING TO REACH BUT ASHLYNN IS YANKING ON THE ROPE! KASAI KEEPS GOING TOWARDS THE CORNER! ASHLYNN IS PULLING ON THE ROPE, DRAGGING HERSELF TOWARDS HER OPPONENT! KASAI IS DEFIANT HERE! SHE REACHES OUT FOR THAT CORNER!
James Peters: BUT QUINN CATCHES UP TO HER! SHE GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND GETS HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Ashlynn now climbs up on the top rope! SHE COMES DOWN WITH A MOONSAULT! BUT KASAI GETS HER KNEES UP! A DESPERATE AND EFFECTIVE SAVE! The ribs of Quinn might have been broken from that impact! Neither competitor seem to be getting up after this! All we’re seeing right now is the remains of the carnage that has been this match!
Persephone: Which one is going to get up first? Wait a second here…are they both trying to crawl to opposite ends of the ring? They are! Did they forget they’re connected?
Rich Russillo: I don’t think they forgot anything here, they’re just running on adrenaline! But Persephone is right, both of these women are just crawling towards opposite ends of the ring here! They realize that they’re not going anywhere! THEY START PULLING AT THE ROPE! THEY KEEP GOING UNTIL BOTH OF THEM ARE BACK UP! WHO IS GOING TO STRIKE FIRST HERE?
James Peters: BOTH ELITISTS CHARGE RIGHT AT ONE ANOTHER! KASAI LOOKS FOR A KICK BUT QUINN DUCKS UNDER IT! She runs right into the ropes! SPRINGBOARD REVERSE DDT! She knows that this be over here! She drags KASAI to her feet! RED BOTTOMS! SHE USES THE ROPE TO BRING KASAI’S HEAD DOWN ON HER FOOT!
Persephone: WE CAN FINALLY MOVE ON TO THE NEXT MATCH! Thank. God. Ashlynn touches that first corner! And then the second! SHE GETS NUMBER THREE AND THERE’S NO STOPPING HER NOW!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S AT THAT FOURTH CORNER! THIS ONE IS OVER!
James Peters: NO! KASAI COMES FROM BEHIND WITH THE BROKEN PIECES OF QUEENSLAYER! SHE STABS THEM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF ASHLYNN QUINN!
Persephone: And now she stripes the barbed wire right off of it, tearing it out with her bare hands! She takes it and wraps around the arm of her opponent! AND NOW SHE’S JUST STOMPING DOWN ON IT RAPIDLY! THE BARBED WIRE CUTTING INTO THE ARM WITH EVERY SINGLE STOMP! THIS IS AWESOME!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS GRUESOME! AND NOW SHE LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE! SHE TAKES THE BARBED WIRE AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF ASHLYNN AS SHE APPLIES IT! You can see Ashlynn in the ring in incredible pain from all this! Blood is pouring from her onto the mat…SHE’S CHOKING ON HER OWN BLOOD! KASAI KEEPS THE HOLD APPLIED!
James Peters: Ashlynn finally slumps down, unable to take the pain any further! This has been a brutal match but I think we just found her breaking point! KASAI gets back to her feet and brings Ashlynn with her! URAI’S CURSE! THE SKULL KICK KNOCKS QUINN TO THE GROUND! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS ONE ISN’T OVER! KASAI makes a spring for the corners! SHE GETS THE FIRST AND THE SECOND WITH EASE! BOTH LIGHTS ARE STILL ON FOR THE COMPETITORS AS KASAI GETS NUMBER THREE!
Persephone: BUT ASHLYNN HAS TOUCHED EVERY CORNER KASAI HAS! SHE COMES FROM BEHIND AND TRIES TO SHOVE OUT OF THE WAY FOR THAT FINAL CORNER! BUT KASAI GRABS THE COLLAR AND PULLS HER BACK! ASHLYNN TURNS AROUND NAILS HER WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW! SHE DIVES AT THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: BUT KASAI YANKS HER BACK WITH ALL HER FORCE! They’re locked in a stalemate here! Who is going to get to that fourth corner! KASAI stares down her opponent…and then reaches down towards her knee pad! IS THAT A RAZOR BLADE???
James Peters: ASHLYNN RUSHES DOWN HER OPPONENT! BUT KASAI CATCHES HER WITH A SUPERKICK! SHE THEN GRABS HER BY BACK OF THE HEAD AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE RAZOR ON HER KNEE! SHE SLAMS HER INTO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Ashlynn Quinn (off-mic): PLEASE NO! NOT MY FACE! OH GOD NOT MY FACE! STOP! STOP!
Persephone: Ashlynn Quinn is literally begging KASAI to stop here! With a look of absolute disgust KASAI releases her! Ashlynn is on the mat trying to cover her face! KASAI shakes her head in disappointment and makes her way over to the final corner…
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘KARATE’ by BABYMETAL plays as the competitors are released from their collars. KASAI doesn’t seem to be relishing the victory, dissatisfied with Ashlynn.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…THE “HUNTRESS”…KAAAAAAASSSSAAAAIIIII!
James Peters: WHAT A MATCH WE JUST WITNESSED! KASAI and Ashlynn Quinn were out there willing to do whatever it takes to win! We saw nails, tables, razors and enough red to fill a blood bank! In the end however, KASAI found out exactly where her opponent’s breaking point was. She did not look happy to find it either!
Rich Russillo: Ashlynn’s performance was spirited for sure but it seems she was more concerned about her face than winning that title. KASAI manages to retain that belt once again in another display of viscous efficiency!
(Ashlynn is seen in the ring covering her face and hiding from the camera.)
Ashlynn Quinn (Off-Mic): DON’T LOOK AT ME!
Persephone: :mjlol: Ashlynn sucks, but it’s funny seeing her cry like that.
James Peters: This turned out to be a very great match between these two Elitists. Ashlynn may not be happy, but she did put up a good fight. Congratulations to KASAI for retaining the Specialists Championship!
(The last shot is KASAI holding her championship high, celebrating her victory as Ashlynn hides her face. From there Bloodsport fades from ringside.)
(Bloodsport returns and the tron comes to life.)
[ SCREEN BAR – EARLIER TODAY ]
(The scene opens up inside the temporary office of Voltage Commissioner, Captain Charisma. He is dressed in a festive Hawaiian shirt, khaki cargo shorts, and a pair of Sperry’s. Next to him stands his assistant, Eden Sinclair. She is wearing a nice, floral print sundress, with wedge heels, and a pink plumeria is tucked behind her ear. Her daughter she unfortunately shares with Ronan Malosi, Valentina, is sitting on the ground, chewing on a teething ring, and wearing a match outfit with her mother. She makes cooing noises, which make Captain Charisma and Eden smile.)
(What really stands out about the scene is the large, gold tumbler that is situated behind both Eden and Captain Charisma. Eden has her hand on a crank, which is used to turn the tumbler, and mix up the little black cylinders that are inside.)
Captain Charisma: I have to say, I’m excited to draw the names for the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament, Eden. Maybe we’ll get lucky and end up with another team like the Haircare Kings.
Eden Sinclair: I put nothing past this roster, Matthieu. They seem to be locked in and ready to make the biggest possible impact they can.
Captain Charisma: Do you want to do the honors of picking the first name?
(Eden smiles and cranks the tumbler a few times, knowing Captain Charisma will see her answer as a resounding ‘yes’.)
(She stops the tumbler, opens up the latch, and moves her hand around inside for a few moments. Finally, she pulls out one of the little cylinders and opens it up. A smirk crosses her face as she pulls out a small slip of gold paper and turns to reveal the name to Captain Charisma.)
Captain Charisma: Ahhh. Daryl Kinkade, a former two-time Unified Tag Team Champion in his own right. Let’s see who his partner will be.
(Eden goes through the motions of spinning the tumbler, digging her hand inside, and finally selecting a name. A sound of surprise escapes her lips and she looks up at Captain Charisma.)
Eden Sinclair: I didn’t think you were going to do that.
(Captain Charisma flashes his assistant an arrogant look and merely shrugs his shoulders.)
Captain Charisma: At the end of the day, Voltage is MY brand. I run things how I see fit, and ultimately I decided that EVERYONE with the exception of Dr. Bethany Blue, who’s return I was not anticipating so soon, and recent signee Gregory Pennslayer, would be involved. If anyone has any issues with that, then they continue to bitch about it in their promos and realize that the whining, bitching, and crying will continue falling on deaf ears.
(Eden nods in agreement, even though she still looks a bit surprised. Captain Charisma makes a note about the first official team drawn for the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament, and the scene fades out.)
(The scene refocuses on the ring where Bella Braxton is standing by.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome the Commissioner of Sunday Night Voltage… CAPTAIN CHARISMA AND EDEN SINCLAIR!
(‘Self Help Tape’ by Moses Sumney begins to blast through the speakers and the crowd jumps to their feet, cheering. Captain Charisma and Eden make their way out, both still dressed in their casual, festive attire from earlier despite the theme of the show being a Hardcore Carnival.)
James Peters: Well I can honestly say that I have been anxious for the reveal of the teams that will compete in the second ever Tag Team Turmoil Tournament. While British Invasion might still feel they have a claim to the Unified Tag Team Championships, Captain Charisma has made it clear that whatever team wins the tournament will be able to use their win to face whoever the tag team champs are come Wicked Games.
Rich Russillo: As we know, the Jaded Hearts currently hold the belts, but EAW is unpredictable. Territorial Invasion is coming up, and there’s a chance the two Hall of Famers won’t be defending the belts at Wicked Games.
Persephone: More matches. More stupid shit. I’m really bored of this.
(Captain Charisma and Eden get inside the ring and both of them are handed microphones. Once Captain Charisma’s music fades, Eden starts to speak.)
Eden Sinclair: Aloha, Hawaii!
(The crowd eats this up.)
Eden Sinclair: Bloodsport has been fantastic so far, and we will get to the next match soon enough. But first, Captain Charisma and I are going to reveal the teams that will compete in the second ever Tag Team Turmoil Tournament!
Captain Charisma: Earlier today, Eden and I randomly selected names to form the teams that will compete in this tournament, and I will be honest, some people may not like who they are partnered with. In fact, I expect some people to be downright pissed off but when have I ever cared about that? :troll:
Captain Charisma: The fact of the matter is, I don’t. I have never truly cared what people think and I’ve come to understand that there will always be unhappy people. However, more often than not, things work out how they should and I am excited to see how this tournament goes. So should we do the reveal?
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Captain Charisma: Alright… LET’S DO IT!
(The tron flashes to life and every single Voltage Elitist is seen flashing across the screen. After a few seconds of suspenseful silence, the first time team is shown and the audience gasps.)
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(A few seconds later, the whole process started up again until every single team had been revealed.)
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James Peters: Oh dear…
Persephone: Wait so if I have paid enough attention and I am correct…
Rich Russillo: :lupe: You are correct…
(Inside the ring, Captain Charisma and Eden exchange smug looks.)
Captain Charisma: AND THE FINAL TEAM IS…
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(The crowd pops huge for Candice Blair and her former Disney bestie turned massive cunt Halsey Neel. To say the pairings for the tournament are interesting would be an understatement.)
Eden Sinclair: And there you have it! The teams are set and the tournament will start next week on Voltage with two first round matches!
Captain Charisma: It’s Territorial Invasion season as well, one of my favorite times of the year. With Ms. Extreme and Limmy Monaghan set to captain the Brand Warfare team, I will be naming the War Games team captain next week! With that being said, let Bloodsport commence!
(‘Self Help Tape’ hits again, leaving the crowd in a tizzy. They are still buzzing over the incredible, albeit very volatile and interesting teams that have been put together for the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament. As Captain Charisma and Eden leave the ring, Bloodsport fades to a commercial break.)
(The graphic for the following match of the night can be seen on the tron.)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest… IS A PETA’S WORST NIGHTMARE MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Won’t Back Down’ by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers can be heard throughout the venue as a strong reaction is given from the audience. Michael Scott Connor makes his way out as he exhales deeply, prepared for the match to come as Zane Grae can be seen following behind him, nodding to himself with a bright smile on his face, ready to prove himself as well. Zane walks upon the carousel situated at the main stage, looking outward to the crowd while Michael glances over to him, unable to find much humor in it from all he’s been through.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… THE TEAM OF, LT. COLONEL MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR, EFFY MCCOY, AND ZANE GRAE!!!
Rich Russillo: Uh, I only see two out of the three who are supposed to be in this match. Where’s the third?
(Then, Effy can be seen slowly rising from behind a vendor’s station, as she looks upward to an ‘Art the Clown’ inspired figure, who smiles right back down to her in the same manner she does toward him. She crawls herself over the station, & treads through the crowd and over the barricade, as Michael & Zane regroup with her at the barricade, looking around at the environment.)
Persephone: She would match Art’s freak very well.
James Peters: These three elitists tonight have all come together, looking to take down the threat of British Invasion on this day. Effy & Zane are entering their very first marquee matches of their young EAW careers, as Michael Scott Connor is looking to deliver some of his own payback for what they did to Jane. A battle ahead is quite the understatement for what we should expect…
(‘Refuse / Resist’ by Sepultura can be heard blaring throughout the speakers now, as the crowd responds negatively in waves with the arrival of Daryl Kinkade, Halsey Neel & Pandora Paisley all emerging from the back. They take a glance around as the energy shifts the moment they step out, and thanks to the announcement moments ago, none of the British Invasion members are pleased. Daryl looks ahead to the ring, seeing the opposition situated on the mat with a focused look on his own face as the three brits proceed to walk past the carousel & down the ramp without another glance to the audience.)
Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS! THE TEAM OF DARYL KINKADE, HALSEY NEEL & PANDORA PAISLEY…. BRITISH, INVASION!!!
Persephone: So, let me put this together. An assortment of tanks all throughout the environment. Electric eel tanks. Scorpion tanks. Piranha tanks. Large enough to fit human beings into them. A deathmatch where anything goes, ‘till we see a pin, submission victory, or literal death… Sounds like Voltage to me.
Rich Russillo: You don’t say?
James Peters: British Invasion don’t look too happy, and I’m not surprised. They were thrown into the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament and this isn’t exactly how they wanted their road to the tag titles to go, but for now it’s best that they focus on the match ahead of them. They may have experience on their side, but the three elitists they must face tonight are filled to the brim with all of the determination & drive in the world to make good on this match. We will surely be witnessing chaos, VERY shortly…
Persephone: Through all of the bad I’ve always gotta sit through, shows like this are why I do this. Let the carnage ensue!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: AND THE BELL RINGS, AND WE ARE ALREADY WATCHING THE ACTION SPILL TO THE OUTSIDE! HALSEY NEEL HAS EFFY MCAVOY IN THE CORNER, NAILING HER WITH VICIOUS STRIKES! WHILST PANDORA PAISLEY IS STEPPING UP TO MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR. ZANE GRAE HAS HIS ATTENTION FOCUSED ON DARYL KINKADE, AS DARYL THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING, BUT ZANE TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS DARYL THROUGH THE ROPES! Daryl with a hard spill to the outside, as we can already kind of navigate the happenings currently…
Rich Russillo: AS ZANE DIVES ONTO DARYL KINKADE WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE! That was a paid off risk for Zane, but his partner isn’t in the best of situations. Halsey Neel charges forth… AND HITS A FOREARM DIRECTLY ON THE JAW OF EFFY. She slowly takes a step back… AND DOES IT AGAIN!
James Peters: Pandora Paisley has Michael Scott Connor in the corner, as she is trying to repeat those same actions. But Scotty manages to push Pandora off of him! Halsey takes notice of this now, and as her tag team partner is in need of assistance! Pandora Paisley turns back, but Michael Scott Connor gets the boot up in her face! BUT HALSEY COMES FLYING IN WITH A FOREARM! Sending Scotty into the corner, as Pandora now, hits Scotty with some shoulder thrusts in the corner, as Halsey keeps the forearms a blast!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT A SECOND HALSEY NEEL IS PULLED OFF AND TACKLED TO THE GROUND BY EFFY MCAVOY! Those two are brawling to the outside, as Pandora turns to see her tag partner in trouble! BUT SHE IS IMMEDIATELY TURNED AROUND INTO A RIGHT HAND THROWN FROM SCOTTY! SCOTTY MANAGES TO TAKE PANDORA PAISLEY DOWN!
Persephone: This is so boring. Can we see some blood already? Where are the abused animals?
Rich Rusillo: Give it just a little bit, maybe even sooner than realized. As Zane Grae and Daryl Kinkade are still fighting on the outside here! Daryl has taken back control, as he begins to slowly drag Zane Grae over to one of the scorpion tanks sitting ringside! Fun Fact about scorpions, their venom can possess a lot of different and lethal toxins! I would hate to be bitten by one, BUT DARYL SLAMS ZANE’S HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE POST!
Rich Russillo: Softening him up for the clear blow here. As he approaches the scorpion tank, HE BANGS THE CRANIUM OF ZANE AGAINST IT ONCE MORE, AND NOW HE HAS ZANE’S HAND. ABOUT TO PLACE IT IN THE TANK! ZANE MIGHT BE ON THE MENU FOR THE SCORPIONS. AS HE HAS ZERO WAY TO DEFEND HIMSELF—AND OH MY GOODNESS…
James Peters: BUT EFFY MCAVOY GRABS DARYL’S LEG AND PULLS HIM BACK! Zane manages to get his arm free, as he slouches to the ground! Effy is on the ground as she clenches onto the leg of Daryl Kinkade! Daryl manages to kick her off him– BUT EFFY MCAVOY BITES THE LEG OF DARYL KINKADE! DARYL FALLS TO THE GROUND IN RELENTLESS PAIN! HALSEY NEEL SEES HER BRITISH INVASION PARTNER IN TROUBLE, AS SHE SCURRIES TO HIS AID, BUT RUNS DIRECTLY INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR! Scotty looks at Effy Mcavoy who just tried to take a chunk of Daryl’s leg.. an unethical method, but the major is impressed!! He shoots her two thumbs up…
(CRACK!)
Rich Rusillo: BUT LIGHT TUBES ARE SUDDENLY SMASHED OVER THE BACK OF MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR’S HEAD! PANDORA PAISLEY GETTING SOME VENGEANCE FROM HER PARTNER, THAT IS SURE TO TAKE SCOTTY OUT FOR THE TIME BEING! Effy Mcavoy had never risen up to her feet, so she is trying to crawl away backwards, as Pandora Paisley is hot on her trails!
James Peters: Effy Mcavoy is blocked off by the barricade, as in the time it took her to crawl away.. Pandora is now armed with a 2×4 wooden plank! Effy slowly gets herself up, AS THE BOARD IS SWUNG AT HER– BUT EFFY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY IN THE SKIN OF TIME! Pandora Paisley collides with the barricade, but quickly turns her focus back to Effy once again! SHE IS ABOUT TO END HER ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH THIS WOODEN PLANK…
Persephone: Booo. Zane grabs it, I wanted to see the happy ending where the weirdo stalker dies.
James Peters: ZANE GRABS THE WOODEN PLANK, AS EFFY QUICKLY RISES FORWARD, AND HITS PANDORA WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! ZANE GETS THE PLANK AWAY FROM HER.. AS HE SMACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF PANDORA!!! THE 2X4 BEING WEAPONIZED BY GRAE! But wait a second, Effy Mcavoy looks as if she is asking Zane if she can have go with the titular weapon!
Rich Russillo: And he obliges.. BEFORE SHE SMASHES IT OVER THE BACK OF PANDORA!! You can see the sinister grin bubbling up onto her face, as she throws Pandora back into the ring! Zane Grae looks around at who he should keep his attention on, and he sees Halsey Neel slowly rising up and onto her feet! Zane walks over to her, grabbing her by the hair.. But she starts fighting back with elbows to the rib cage!
James Peters: Michael Scott Connor is still down and out from the light tubes being bashed over his head; BUT HALSEY’S PARTNER DARYL KINKADE IS NOT. AS HE IMMEDIATELY HITS A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF ZANE’S JAW. ZANE FALLS DOWN. Both Halsey and Daryl Kinkade have him holding him up now, they slowly make their way over to another tank; THE ELECTRIC EEL TANK. Daryl slowly lifts Zane up.. with the assist of Halsey… THEY ARE GONNA THROW ZANE GRAE INTO THE TANK OF ELECTRIC EELS. HE IS JUST THE SIZE FOR HIS BODY TO FIT IN THAT ENTIRE TANK, AND THESE EELS WILL FRY HIM TO A CRISP!! THEY ELEVATE ZANE UP SOME MORE!
James Peters: EFFY MCAVOY QUICKLY COMES TO THE RESCUE, AS SHE HITS HALSEY WITH A PUNCH TO THE BACK! SHE SLOWLY LETS GO OF ZANE! DARYL STILL HAS A HOLD OF ZANE, BUT ZANE SLOWLY FIGHTS BACK, AS HE SENDS AN ELBOW TO DARYL KINKADE MAKING HIM STUMBLE BACK! This is scary and never more the most terrifying territory to be in. THE NUMBERS GAME IS PREVAILING IN THE FAVOR OF THE BRITISH INVASION, AS PANDORA ENTERS THE RIGHT! ALL 3 OF THE BRITISH INVASION ARE BEATING ZANE AND EFFY DOWN WITH PUNCHES! PANDORA WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT OF ZANE! Halsey and Pandora both have Zane and Effy by the hair..
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) Fry them, bruv!
Persephone: ARE WE GONNA SEE SOME ACTUAL VIOLENCE? YESSSS!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: EFFY AND ZANE ARE ABOUT TO BE DUNKED INTO THE ELECTRIC EEL TANK. NOW THE TIME IS SLOWLY FADING OUT! DARYL KINKADE WATCHES ON– BEFORE BEING SUPLEXED BY MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR FROM BEHIND AS HE HAD HIS BACK TURNED! SCOTTY HAS FINALLY IS BACK IN THIS MATCH! EFFY AND ZANE ARE SAVED AS HALSEY AND PANDORA TOSS HIM ASIDE, AND THEY IMMEDIATELY GO ON THE ATTACK OF MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR! Pandora is throwing punches at him, AS HALSEY RAMS HIS BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON WITH HER SHOULDER! BUT ZANE AND EFFY ARE BACK. AS ZANE NAILS PANDORA WITH A SUPERKICK ACROSS THE JAW! AND EFFY THROWS A HARD PUNCH AT HALSEY!
James Peters: Now Zane and Effy are throwing Halsey and Pandora into the ring, making this match a little bit safer on their end. They assist Michael Scott Connor back up onto his feet, as he grabs Daryl Kinkade and throws him into the ring! Now all 3 of the British Invasion are put back into the ring.. and the 3 on the outside are having a debate… Effy grabs the 2×4 she has been using since earlier! Zane lifts the ring apron up; as he pulls out a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire! And Michael Scott Connor….. HAS A LIGHT TUBE IN HIS POSSESSION NOW! AND THE THREE QUICKLY GO INTO THE RING! THE BRITISH INVASION HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS ABOUT TO HIT THEM!
Rich Rusillo: AND EFFY SMACKS THE BOARD OVER THE BACK OF HALSEY WHO IS SLOWLY CLIMBING TO HER FEET, CAUSING HER TO FALL DOWN AGAIN! ZANE TAKES THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR, AND HITS DARYL KINKADE IN THE STOMACH WITH IT! Daryl falls to the ground in obvious pain, as blood can already be seen appearing on Halsey Neel and Daryl Kinkade! AND MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR WANTS REVENGE. AS HE HITS PANDORA PAISLEY—with a right hand directly across the jaw!
James Peters: AND THEN HE FOLLOWS IT UP HITTING HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE LIGHT TUBE!!! PANDORA PAISLEY IS OUT, AS THEY GO FOR THE COVER! THE FIRST PINFALL OF THE MATCH! COULD THIS BE ALL IT NEEDS FOR THE BRITISH INVASION TO BE DEFEATED?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREE—
Persephone: This bitch kicked out of a light tube directly across the face? What the fuck.
James Peters: SOMEHOW PANDORA KICKED OUT. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW, BUT SHE SAVED THE CHANCES FOR THE BRITISH INVASION!!! SHE QUICKLY ROLLS OVER TO THE SIDE. Zane, Effy and Michael are all a bit perplexed! But they aren’t surprised! Effy sees Halsey slowly rising to her knees… AS SHE DROPS AN ELBOW TO HALSEY’S BACK! Halsey drops back down, as Effy lifts her up.. hooking both of the arms, hoping that she can make Ahren Fournier PROUD—
Rich Russillo: AS SHE NAILS HALSEY NEEL TO THE GROUND WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB! THE BACK OF HALSEY SLAMMING AGAINST THE MAT. CAN THIS BE IT? HALSEY’S SHOULDERS ARE AGAINST THE MAT AS THE REFEREE COUNTS..!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREE—
Rich Rusillo: AND HALSEY NEEL POWERS OUT NOW! THE BRITISH INVASION ARE HAVING THE DECK STACKED AGAINST THEM, BUT THEY JUST AREN’T GIVING SUIT! Michael Scott Connor slowly exits the ring, as he throws Daryl Kinkade back in! If Halsey and Pandora failed, why not take the chance and see what you can do with Daryl.. Scotty jumps back into the ring, as he grabs Daryl.. the blood dripping down Daryl from the barbed wire making contact with his skin!
James Peters: BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH A STANDING SUPLEX! DARYL HITS THE MAT, AS HE COVERS, PUTTING ALL HIS WEIGHT ON THE SHOULDERS OF DARYL KINKADE! COULD THIS BE IT FOR THE BRITISH INVASION….?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREE—
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! 3 for 3, and neither of the British Invasion gave up as all of them kicked out!
Rich Russillo: Well, this just makes things more difficult for the team of Scotty, Zane and Effy! Michael Scott Connor would pick up Daryl Kinkade in the middle of the ring.. as Effy walked over to Halsey in the corner, and held her on the ground with her boot! Pandora was out of the ring, as Zane scanned around looking at her! Michael Scott Connor slowly got Daryl up from behind…. AS HE IS LOOKING FOR “DD214”!!! BUT DARYL KINKADE ISN’T ALLOWING IT, AS HE MANAGES TO GET HIS FOOT UP INTO THE FACE OF MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR! Zane quickly springs over towards Daryl! But Daryl manages to fight back some, throwing Zane in between the ropes! EFFY SEES THAT NOW, AS SHE JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF DARYL AND ELIMINATES HIS VISION TO WHERE HE CAN’T SEE!
Persephone: CLAW HIS EYEBALLS OUT. WE WANNA SEE IT!
Rich Rusillo: DARYL IS STRUGGLING AS EFFY RAKES THE EYES! BUT HE CHARGES FORWARD AND DROPS WITH EFFY ON HIS BACK! Halsey is back up to her feet now slowly, as Pandora is still outside of the ring! She got clocked in the side of the face with the light tube, so she is still going to be away for awhile. But Halsey sees her partner slowly climbing to his feet, and she is quick to help elevate Daryl Kinkade up! Both of the two look at Michael Scott Connor who is hanging in the ropes.. AND THEY DIVERT THEIR ATTENTION TOWARDS HIM!
James Peters: BUT SCOTT’S FIGHTING BACK! HE’S DOING ALL THAT HE CAN AS HE SENDS A HARD FOREARM RIGHT ACROSS HALSEY’S TEMPLE TO KNOCK HER BACK! Daryl’s looking for a STEP-UP ENZIGURI—BUT MICHAEL DUCKS, AND HOLDS ONTO DARYL’S LEG AS HE’S GOT AN ANKLE LOCK APPLIED! Michael’s looking to incapacitate Daryl from being able to remain as swift as he’s been able to be here, and Kinkade is looking around for any way to get himself out of this but I highly doubt Michael’s gonna let go!! The Major’s gonna snap his damn ankle right off the bone if he has to—
Rich Russillo: HALSEY NEEL WITH THE TRASH CAN THROWN DIRECTLY AT MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR’S CRANIUM! Michael’s forced to let go as the contents of the trash can just spilled out! Why are all of these garbage cans filled to the brim with weaponry every single time?!?
Persephone: Voltage, dumbass. Weapons are commonplace everywhere.
James Peters: Which seems to be very fitting as Michael’s teetering on the ropes—AND MET WITH A VICIOUS GLASS PANE RIGHT OVER HIS SKULL!! MICHAEL DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS HE’S TOO DISORIENTED TO EVEN REACT NOW! Halsey was able to utilize the glass pane as one of the very contents that spilled out! Allowed herself a very useful two for one, and Michael’s got a whole new problem in his hands with Daryl who is able to return to his feet!
Rich Russillo: As Daryl’s wrapping a chain around his own knee here, rather quickly while Michael’s prone to increased attack—AS THE CHAIN WRAPPED SHINING WIZARD KNOCKS THE MAJOR DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! Daryl’s assuring Michael’s not able to assume any sense of control from here, and not wasting another moment to look for the pin!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEE—
Persephone: For once, I’m happy to see the kickouts! That’s another loose end before having to witness live murder!
James Peters: Now Daryl’s eyeing the large tank of piranhas that’s one of the numerous sites of vicious animals spread out through the ringside area, there’s a reason we’ve taken extra precautions with what we decided to wear tonight. Now Daryl and Halsey are dragging Michael & looking to bring him out of the ring, toward the tank!
Rich Russillo: BUT ZANE’S LEAPING UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SPRAWLING DIRECTLY TOWARD DARYL—
James Peters: MY GOD!!! PANDORA WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AS HER ENTIRE BOOT IS COATED WITH THUMBTACKS!!! ZANE’S CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS THAT WAS A NASTY MANEUVER TO TAKE IN ANY GIVEN BOUT! He’s squirming around the ring, finding himself to be rolling back out as all three of British Invasion now seem to have found their primary target!
Rich Russillo: Oh my god, they’re all rolling out of the ring & targeting Zane!!! ZANE’S TRYING TO FEND THEM OFF! ALL OF THE STRIKES THAT HE CAN DELIVER! A FOREARM TO KINKADE! A KICK ACROSS PANDORA’S CHEST! ZANE’S DOING ALL THAT HE CAN HERE WHILE BEING FACED WITH A THREE ON ONE SITUATION—
James Peters: BUT A HANDFUL OF THUMBTACKS IS SHOVED INTO HIS MOUTH BY HALSEY! ZANE’S WIDE EYED AND—CAN’T REACT IN TIME FOR THE LARIAT FROM HALSEY TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT!!! RIGHT ACROSS HIS JAW AS THE IMPACT IS APPLIED ALONGSIDE THE TACKS!
(Effy can be seen glaring toward the three, as she’s holding very closely to the barbed wire steel chair. Daryl quickly takes notice, and he grabs a wooden panel of his own before glancing toward the rest of his team.)
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) MAKE THAT BASTARD PAY! SHUT HIM DOWN!
Persephone: *Oh I might almost feel bad for this kid.*
Rich Russillo: Daryl’s rushing himself over to Effy, as the two are clashing their own respective weapons here while Halsey & Pandora have got Zane being dragged back up to his feet, and now being hoisted right over their shoulders as—NO! THEY’RE NOT GONNA DO THIS TO HIM ARE THEY!!! THIS IS INSANE! IT’S ONLY HIS FIRST MATCH ON A MARQUEE LEVEL!
James Peters: ZANE’S TOO DAZED TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN! HALSEY & PANDORA EACH GOT TWISTED SMILES ON THEIR FACES AS—
(SPLASH!!!!)
Rich Russillo: **THEY JUST THREW THE KID INTO THE DAMN PIRANHA TANK!!!** ZANE’S QUICKLY BACK TO HIS SENSES AFTER BEING THROWN INTO WATER! HE’S MOTIONING TOWARD GETTING HIMSELF OUT OF THE TANK!!
Halsey Neel: (off-mic) IT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT!
James Peters: HALSEY BLASTS ZANE WITH A CHAIN WRAPPED FIST!!! Zane’s staggered considerably here as now Pandora’s wrapping her own arms around Zane’s torso, not allowing him to free his own arms—AS HALSEY’S JUST WRAPPED THE CHAIN AROUND ZANE’S THROAT!!!! HIS ENTIRE LOWER BODY IS BEING MAULED BY PIRANHAS AS HE’S SCREAMING OUT IN AGONY! BEING CHOKED OUT AND HAVING NOTHING TO DO AGAINST THE FLESH EATING AMPHIBIANS SCAVENGING INTO HIS GEAR & FLESH!
Rich Russillo: EFFY’S TRYING TO RUSH OVER TO SAVE ZANE FROM POTENTIALLY SUCCUMBING TO THE PRESSURE—BUT DARYL WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX ONTO THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!! Daryl’s now quickly rushing Effy back into the ring, not ripping away a portion of the chair as Effy’s refusing to stay down for long here—
James Peters: BUT DARYL WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HER NECK!!! AND SHIFTS INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER SOON AFTER!! EFFY’S SHAKING HER HEAD VIGOROUSLY AS THE DRAGON SLEEPER IS APPLIED!!!! BUT SHE’S BACK IN THE RING, AND LOOK AT ZANE!!
Rich Russillo: THE BRITISH INVASION MAY HAVE SEALED THEIR VICTORY! ZANE’S QUICKLY FADING!!!! IT’S ALL BECOMING TOO MUCH—
(# SMASH!!!!!!)
Persephone: EXPLODING LIGHT TUBES RIGHT ACROSS HALSEY & PANDORA’S BACKS FROM MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR!!! I got to witness that from the best damn seat in the house! Both women crumble down to the ringside floor, and now Michael’s quickly dragging Zane out of the tank while he can, sitting him against the barricade!
James Peters: My god, his in-ring gear has been mangled all over, ripped in certain spots and bloodied in others, I doubt he’ll be able to continue in his own right, but he still seems to be breathing! Now Michael’s eyeing up toward the ring, not allowing his newfound crimson mask to waver his focus as he’s rushing into the ring here!! Daryl’s trying to keep the Dragon Sleeper locked in—BUT NOW HERE’S MICHAEL WITH THE REAR NAKED CHOKE, USING THE CHAIN THAT HALSEY UTILIZED TO ADD ONTO THE SUBMISSION!!! DARYL’S LEFT IN A BAD POSITION HERE!!!
Rich Russillo: EXACTLY WHY DARYL THINKS QUICKLY BY SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT BACKWARD AND ONTO MICHAEL! SHIFTING HIMSELF OVER AS THE LIEUTENANT’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!! DARYL TO STEAL ONE!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEE—
Persephone: Kick out!!! We’re just getting started, baby! Keep the carnage rolling!
James Peters: Michael immediately shoved Daryl off of himself as both men are now sprawling back up to their feet here.. WITH DARYL AIMING TO TAKE MICHAEL’S HEAD OFF WITH A CHAIR—BUT MICHAEL DUCKS! Daryl stops himself at the ropes as he’s immediately turning himself back around—ONLY FOR MICHAEL TO TACKLE DARYL OUT OF THE RING!!! They both collapse onto the ringside floor, and Effy’s grasping onto her own throat while coming back to her own senses, her own resilience allowing her to not give in!
Rich Russillo: But look directly at ringside!!! Halsey & Pandora are returning back to their stances, as Pandora’s helping her partner come back to her own senses while glaring toward Zane! I don’t think they’re gonna relent for a moment while this newcomer’s vulnerable with no one else to help him!
Persephone: What the hell is Effy doing…
James Peters: Pandora & Halsey both bring upon their strength to hoist up the steel steps, as Zane has yet to move from where he’s seated against the barricade! AND THEY’RE HOISTING THE STEEL STEPS HIGH ABOVE THEIR SHOULDERS!!! IT’S CRASHING DOWN ONTO ZANE GRAE—
Rich Russillo: EFFY WITH A GLASS PANEL CROSSBODY RIGHT ONTO HALSEY & PANDORA!!! THE GLASS SHATTERED UPON IMPACT AS ALL THREE ELITISTS DROPPED, THE STEPS BARELY MISSING ZANE! Effy’s surely caused a large amount of hurt for herself there, but such high risks are dealt with high reward as she’s able to take two thirds of British Invasion back down for the moment!
James Peters: AS WE SEE MICHAEL SCOTT LOOKING SWING THE CHAIR RIGHT OVER KINKADE’S SKULL—BUT DARYL SWIPES A PIECE OF BARBED WIRE ACROSS MICHAEL’S EYE!!! Michael drops the chair as he’s staggering a bit too close to the scorpion tank, Michael’s shaking his head repeatedly as—NO!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL WITH HIS ARM AROUND MICHAEL’S THROAT AS HE SHOVES THE MAJOR’S HAND INTO THE TANK!!!! THE SCORPIONS BEGIN TO SWARM MICHAEL’S HAND AS THEY STING AWAY RIGHT UPON HIS FINGERS! SCOTT’S TRYING TO BRING HIMSELF AWAY BUT DARYL’S KEEPING HIM PRESSURED AGAINST THE TANK!!!
James Peters: THE SCORPIONS ARE CRAWLING ONTO THE REST OF SCOTT’S ARM!!! THEY’RE PIERCING INTO HIS FOREARM AS MICHAEL’S STRUGGLING HERE—OH MY GOD!!!! DARYL’S TRYING TO SHOVE MICHAEL SCOTT’S HEAD INTO THE TANK ENTIRELY!!!!
Rich Russillo: SCOTT GRABS A HANDFUL AND SHOVES THEM INTO DARYL’S FACE!!! THEY ALL PIERCE THEIR STINGERS INTO DARYL AS HE YELLS OUT BEFORE LETTING GO OF MICHAEL!! The Major managed to evade impending disaster there as he’s swiping all of the scorpions away from his arm!!! He pursues Daryl while the brit’ is motioning away and toward the ferris wheel!
(Effy can be seen patting Zane’s face, as he’s conscious but not entirely there by any means. She quickly scoops up water from a pool of eels with a jar.)
Rich Russillo: Did she just do that…? Completely ignoring one of the deadliest underwater creatures on God’s green Earth..?
Persephone: Oh c’mon, you’re wasting your time here! He’s not gonna—
(Effy splashes water directly into Zane’s face, widening his eyes as he breathes heavily.)
Zane Grae: (off-mic) AY DÍOS MIO THE PAIN’S JUST SHOT UP MY BODY—
Effy McCoy: (off-mic) Fight through the damn pain! You’re still alive, aren’t you??? Get up!
James Peters: Some brief words of encouragement as now Effy’s dragging Zane back up to his feet—BUT THEY BETTER LOOK OUT AS HALSEY’S HURLING STEEL STEPS TOWARD THEM!!!
Rich Russillo: THEY EACH DUCK THE STEPS! HALSEY RESORTS TO A BICYCLE KICK TOWARD ZANE—BUT EFFY WITH A SHOT OF THE TRASH CAN LID RIGHT OVER HALSEY’S SKULL!!! Now Halsey Neel is dazed out of her mind here as she’s still keeping herself mobile.. AS PANDORA’S NOW LOOKING TO TAKE EFFY DOWN WITH ‘LOVE TAP’—
James Peters: DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM ZANE CATCHES PANDORA OFF GUARD!!!! Zane’s struggling a bit more to return to his feet, but he’s still looking to keep on fighting!!! Now Halsey’s able to crawl, back to her feet as Zane’s sending a forearm across her temple! They’re both delivering strikes of their own as they seem to be motioning toward the stage where the carousel is situated!
Persephone: And Effy’s dragging Pandora to a very peculiar section of the arena…
Rich Russillo: But Pandora’s sending elbows across Effy’s abdomen! Effy’s forced to let go, as she’s still looking to keep Paisley at bay for much longer—ONLY TO BE CAUGHT BY A GLASS RIDDEN 2X4 RIGHT ACROSS THE ABDOMEN FROM PANDORA!!! AND ANOTHER STRIKE ACROSS HER OWN BACK THAT CAUSES EFFY TO STUMBLE THROUGH THE DOOR TO THE AREA IN PAIN!!
James Peters: Now Pandora’s going through the very same door… to the funhouse of mirrors…
Rich Russillo: She’s got a 2×4, and Effy retreated with absolutely nothing. Let’s not act like Pandora’s left in the wrong here—
(As Pandora moved through the section, laughter could be heard, causing her to raise the 2×4.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) *Bloody fucking nuisance this is.*
James Peters: I believe that was Effy’s laughter we just heard…
Rich Russillo: LOOK! THERE’S EFFY RIGHT THERE AS PANDORA SWINGS—BUT SHE JUST STRIKES THE MIRROR!!! NO WAIT, EFFY CAN BE SEEN SMILING RIGHT THERE AS WELL AS PANDORA SWINGS AGAIN!!!! BUT NO GOOD!!! SHE’S JUST SHATTERING MIRRORS WITHOUT AVAIL!!! PANDORA’S SWINGING BUT SHE AIN’T HITTING ANY HOME RUNS IN THIS AREA!
Persephone: Because she’s using the mirrors to her advantage you stupid moron—
James Peters: EFFY DUMPS A JAR OF SCORPIONS ACROSS PANDORA’S BACK!!!! PAISLEY DROPS THE 2X4 AND DOES HER BEST TO SHAKE OFF THE SCORPIONS AS THEY’RE STINGING INTO HER BACK!!!! WHERE DID EFFY GET THOSE SCORPIONS FROM?!?
Rich Russillo: SHE’S CERTAINLY GOT HER METHODS AS SHE’S PICKING UP THE 2X4! RUSHING TOWARD PANDORA THE SECOND SHE’S ABLE TO FOCUS HER ATTENTION BACK ON EFFY!!
James Peters: BUT PANDORA WITH A SWIFT ‘WTH’ RIGHT HOOK USING THE GLASS BETWEEN HER KNUCKLES!!! EFFY IS DAZED AS PANDORA NOW SITUATES HERSELF BEHIND HER…
Rich Russillo: AS THE ‘CAT CLAWS’ WITH THE GLASS SHARDS ARE EMPLOYING GREAT AGONY ONTO EFFY! THE GLASS DIGS ITSELF INTO HER SKIN AS EFFY’S SCREAMING OUT, PANDORA DOING ALL THAT SHE CAN TO SUPPRESS EFFY TO THE VERY BEST OF HER ABILITIES HERE!!!
James Peters: ‘TILL EFFY JAMS PANDORA’S NOSE WITH A GLASS SHARD OF HER OWN!! PAISLEY BACKS AWAY QUICKLY TO HOLD ONTO HER OWN NOSE!!! Effy’s visibly hurt, but she’s doing her very best to will herself back up to her own feet while Pandora’s yanking out the glass that just went upward into her nose, looking toward Effy WHOSE RUSHING TOWARD HER—
(# CRASH!!!!)
Rich Russillo: AS EFFY TACKLES PANDORA THROUGH ONE OF THE MIRRORS!!! THEY CRASH THROUGH THE MIRROR AND BACK OUT TO THE VISIBILITY OF THE AUDIENCE AS WELL!!! HALSEY & ZANE ARE OCCUPIED ON THE CAROUSEL, AS HALSEY SENDS A HARD FOREARM ACROSS ZANE’S TEMPLE!!!
James Peters: Zane’s been put through a great deal tonight as is, and here he still is!!! Halsey’s not refraining from allowing him the room to breathe however, as she grabbing Zane’s arm and TURNING HIM INTO THE ‘EVOLVER’—
Rich Russillo: BUT ZANE DUCKS & LEAPS ONTO ONE OF THE HORSES ON THE CAROUSEL WITH HALSEY QUICKLY TURNING BACK AROUND—INTO AN ‘INZANE LARIAT’ FROM OFF THE HORSE AND STRAIGHT TOWARD HALSEY NEEL!!!! ZANE’S CRAFTINESS SOMEHOW PAYING OFF, BUT HIS OWN MOMENTUM SENDS HIM TUMBLING OUT OF THE CAROUSEL!!
(The action now shifts toward the barbed wire Ferris Wheel, where Daryl & Michael have both been situated in a cabin of the wheel as they’ve been trading strikes with one another.)
Persephone: Holy shit they’ve been duking it out on this ferris wheel ever since.
James Peters: FOREARM FROM MICHAEL! CHOP FROM DARYL! CHOP! FOREARM! THEY DON’T SEEM TO HAVE AN END AS THEIR RESPECTIVE CHESTS ARE BLEEDING RED—‘TILL DARYL SENDS AN ELBOW SPRAWLING ACROSS MICHAEL’S TEMPLE! Michael’s dazed considerably for the moment!!! Daryl’s now wrapping barbed wire around his own arm while looking to apply further damage here, A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED ELBOW THIS TIME—
Rich Russillo: A HEAVY KICK FROM MICHAEL CAUSES KINKADE TO FALL OFF THE CABIN!!!!!! :damn:
James Peters: NO!!!! DARYL HOLDS ON WITH A HAND ON THE EDGE OF THE CABIN, BEFORE DROPPING DOWN ONTO THE ROOF OF A CABIN BELOW! Daryl saves himself from disaster, but now Michael’s following suit as he drops down on the same roof!
Rich Russillo: Now they’re both on the roof! The ferris wheel is still moving and these mad men are brawling a very scary number of feet in the freakin’ air!!! Zane’s trying to hurry over to the ferris wheel as well, doing all that he can to find a way in helping Michael here as it’s not looking the best for either man!
James Peters: MICHAEL SENDS A HARD ELBOW OF HIS OWN! Daryl’s dazed!!! Michael’s now getting Kinkade in position the best he can on this roof… AS HE’S AIMING FOR A MODIFIED ‘TAPS’ AS THE FERRIS WHEEL IS MOTIONING DOWNWARD! CAN HE PULL THIS OFF—
(BOOM!!!!)
Persephone: EXPLODING ‘EVOLVER’ FROM HALSEY CATCHES ZANE!!! HE SLUMPS DOWN!! SHE COATED HER BOOT WITH AN EXPLOSIVE!! THIS KID GOT MURDERED AGAIN!! He couldn’t get to the damn ferris wheel soon enough after what he’s been putting himself through, Halsey was able to recover just enough to get there too!!
Rich Russillo: HALSEY QUICKLY GETS HER HANDS ON THE CONTROLS OF THE FERRIS WHEEL! SHE STOPS THE WHEEL IN ITS PLACE! MICHAEL’S HALTED AS HE FEELS THE FERRIS WHEEL IMMEDIATELY STOP—
James Peters: LOW BLOW!!! DARYL’S BARBED WIRE WRAPPED FOREARM DELIVERS A LOW BLOW TO MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR! THIS ISN’T GOOD!!! NOT AT ALL!!
(The low blow staggered Michael considerably, as Daryl would glance downward to the pool of eels that the ferris wheel is right beside, in as perfect of a position that Halsey could stop the ferris wheel at.)
Daryl Kinkade: (off-mic) Been nice knowing ya, bruv.
(With one gentle push…)
Persephone: :damn:
Rich Russillo: :damn:
James Peters: # MICHAEL SCOTT DROPS DOWN FROM THE ROOF OF A CABIN & INTO THE POOL OF ELECTRIC EELS BELOW!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE SWARMING HIM!!!! DARYL MAY HAVE JUST PICKED UP A MURDER CHARGE TONIGHT!!!!
James Peters: Now Halsey presses the button to make the ferris wheel go about its usual rotation! Daryl’s able to drop off when his cabin is at its lowest, and they both direct their attention to Zane, as they’re dragging him away from the ferris wheel…
Rich Russillo: My god, this kid’s been through his own measure of strife tonight, British Invasion have done what they could to leave no stone unturned. Now they’re nearing the ring, as they’re looking to toss Zane back onto the mat—
James Peters: STEEL STEPS ARE THROWN DIRECTLY INTO DARYL!!! DARYL DROPS AS HALSEY REALIZES HE’S DOWN AND LETS GO OF ZANE TO TURN—DIRECTLY INTO ‘THE CLIMAX’ BY EFFY!!!! EFFY’S STAYING ALIVE FOR THE TEAM!!!!
Rich Russillo: EFFY TOSSES HALSEY BACK INTO THE RING, SLIDING IN WHILE TRYING TO KEEP HERSELF TOGETHER! A BLOODIED MESS THAT’S REFUSING TO LET UP, HALSEY’S RISING TO A PRONE POSITION AS EFFY’S EYES ARE WIDENED…
James Peters: WITH EFFY RUSHING TOWARD HALSEY FOR THE ‘STORYBOOK ENDING’ TO BRING UPON VICTORY!!!
Persephone: ‘PANDORA’S BOX WITH THE THUMBTACK RIDDEN BOOT!!!! PANDORA JUST TOOK EFFY DOWN AS SHE RECOVERED JUST IN TIME AS WELL!!
Rich Russillo: NOW PANDORA’S CRAWLING OVER TO HALSEY, AS HALSEY’S NODDING TO HER WITHOUT THE NEED TO BE AIDED THIS TIME AROUND! THEY FOCUS THEIR ATTENTION BACK ON EFFY, WHO IS STAGGERED BEYOND BELIEF AND TRYING TO USE THE TRASH CAN AS LEVERAGE TO KEEP HERSELF FROM OFF THE MAT!
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) *Enough of this… they CANNOT defy us & get away with it!!!!*
Halsey Neel: (off-mic) *Let’s put a fucking end to this then…*
(British Invasion assume their positions, while Effy’s forming a slight smirk on her face, remaining as defiant as ever in the face of an impending demise.)
James Peters: WITH ONE LAST SMILE FROM EFFY AS SHE’S ABLE TO STAND WITH WHAT LITTLE ENERGY LEFT—
Rich Russillo: ‘CAPITAL PUNISHMENT’ TAKES EFFY DOWN!!!! PANDORA DRAPES HERSELF OVER HER AS HALSEY LEANS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: BRITISH INVASION STAND ABOVE ALL TONIGHT!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(…)
(…)
Crowd: :damn:
Persephone: YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
(Michael Scott Connor, bruised, battered with gashes & bite marks all over, stops the referee from hitting the mat for the three, keeping his arm elevated from the mat as Daryl’s absolutely wide eyed as Michael glared directly at him.)
Pandora Paisley: (off-mic) WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BREATHING! STAY DOWN ALREADY!
James Peters: MICHAEL GRABS A HOLD OF PANDORA’S THROAT, AS THERE’S AN IMMENSE FIRE IN HIS EYES HERE!!! HE’S GRITTING HIS TEETH AND ARISING TO HIS OWN FEET!
Michael Scott Connor: (off-mic) *I told you… you clowns will fucking pay for what you did to Jane.*
Rich Russillo: PANDORA QUICKLY FREES HERSELF AND CHARGES FORWARD WITH ‘PANDORA’S BOX’—BUT MICHAEL DUCKS AND SHIFTS AROUND TO DELIVER A GERMAN SUPLEX TO PANDORA!!!! BUT HE’S HOLDING ON… AS HE’S GOT ANOTHER ONE!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! MICHAEL’A UNGLUED RIGHT NOW!! NEWFOUND ADRENALINE SURGING WITHIN HIM AFTER BEING PUSHED INTO THE POOL OF EELS!!!!
James Peters: AND HALSEY WITH A SWING OF THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS MICHAEL’S BACK…. *BUT THE MARINE GRITS HIS TEETH & LETS A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX SEND PANDORA FLYING TOWARD HALSEY ANYWAY!!!!* BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN AS THEY’RE SENT OUT OF THE RING AS WELL!!!
Rich Russillo: NOW MICHAEL’S GOT A HOLD OF THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, STRIKING THE CHAIR DOWN ONTO HALSEY REPEATEDLY!!! OVER AND OVER!!! A RELENTLESS FLURRY THAT’S ALLOWING HIM TO KEEP THIS PRESSURE GOING!!! BUT HERE’S PANDORA WITH THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HER FIST, AS MICHAEL’S TURNING TOWARD A CHAIN-WRAPPED ‘WTH’—
James Peters: MICHAEL DUCKS THE SWING & GETS A HOLD OF PANDORA—AS **AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SENDS HER FALLING INTO THE SAME TANK OF PIRANHAS THEY THREW ZANE INTO!!!!** PANDORA’S SCREAMING AS THE PIRANHAS ARE ALL SWARMING HER!!!
Rich Russillo: DARYL’S LOOKING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE—BUT HE’S CAUGHT BY MICHAEL!!! MICHAEL CAUGHT HIM!!! AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN.. AS A SLINGSHOT SUPLEX SENDS KINKADE ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! DARYL TRIES TO REMAIN ON HIS FEET—BUT A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE TURNS DARYL KINKADE INSIDE OUT!!!! MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR HAS LAID OUT ALL OF BRITISH INVASION IN A FURY FILLED FLURRY!! NOW HE’S TOSSING DARYL BACK INTO THE RING, VICTORY IN REACH!
(Before Michael could get back into the ring though, Pandora can be seen crawling herself out of the tank, and as she’s dormant on the ringside floor, Michael takes notice of Jane’s ring on Pandora’s finger.)
Persephone: He’s looking under the apron now—AND HE’S GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER??!??
James Peters: PANDORA TRIES TO LOOK UPWARD BUT MICHAEL’S ALREADY SWINGING DOWN—
(# CRACK!!!!)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!!!! HE SLAMMED THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN ONTO PANDORA’S FINGER!!!! HER FINGER IS BROKEN!!!! PAISLEY SCREAMS OUT AS SHE’S SITTING UP AND HOLDING ONTO HER OWN HAND!!!
James Peters: BUT MICHAEL ISN’T DONE!!!! HE GRABS HER WRIST, CLUTCHING THE RING… AS HE’S AGONIZINGLY YANKING THE RING OUT OF HER BROKEN FINGER!!! BUT HE’S NOT DONE!!! HE’S DRAGGING PANDORA’S HAND OVER TO THE PIRANHA TANK!!!
Rich Russillo: MY GOD!!! HE’S STICKING HER BROKEN FINGER INTO THE TANK ALONE!!! PANDORA’S UNABLE TO RETALIATE AS HER SCREAMS ARE HEARD, THE PIRANHAS ARE EATING AWAY AT ALL OF THE SKIN ON HER FINGER!!!
James Peters: MICHAEL QUICKLY SLIDES THE RING INTO HIS OWN FINGER FOR THE MOMENT, AS HE’S SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING—
Rich Russillo: AS DARYL QUICKLY GRABS MICHAEL & DELIVERS ‘A BEAUTIFUL LIE’!!!! THE FISHERMEN’S BUSTER PUTS HIM DOWN BUT HE CAN’T CAPITALIZE!! DARYL’S EAGERLY CRAWLING UP TO HIS FEET!!
Persephone: SCOTT’S ROLLING AWAY AS DARYL’S DESPERATELY MOTIONING OVER TO HIM—NO FUCKING WAY!!
James Peters: **’ARSENE’S WRATH’!!!** THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER CATCHES DARYL!!!! ZANE, AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S BEEN PUT THROUGH, DRAPES HIS ARM OVER DARYL!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(…)
(…)
Rich Russillo: HALSEY!!! HALSEY!!! SHE YANKS ZANE AWAY FROM THE COVER!!!!
James Peters: AND SHE’S GOT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND HER ARM! ZANE’S QUICKLY WRAPPING THE CHAIN AROUND HIS OWN ARM AS THEY PROCEED TO SHARE STRIKES!!! HALSEY WITH THE FOREARM! ZANE WITH THE FOREARM!! HALSEY!!! ZANE!!! HALSEY—
Rich Russillo: ZANE WITH THE JUMPING ENZIGURI FORCES HALSEY TO STUMBLE BACK AND OVER TOWARD THE APRON!! HER UPPER HALF IS DRAPED OVER THE APRON!!
James Peters: ZANE IS URGENTLY MOVING!! HE’S RUSHING OVER, PULLING HALSEY BACK OVER TO THE MIDDLE—
Rich Russillo: A TOOL BOX IS THROWN AT ZANE!! HE’S STUNNED FOR THE MOMENT IS NOW HALSEY’S GOT RUBBER GLOVES ON AS WELL!! ABLE TO PUT THEM ON FROM WHERE THE BOX WAS LOCATED UNDER THE APRON! SHE GETS HERSELF UP WHILE ZANE ROLLS OVER ONTO THE APRON!! SHE RUSHES FORWARD FOR A BOOT!
James Peters: BUT ZANE WITH THE BOOT!!! NOW HE DOESN’T WASTE FURTHER TIME!!! LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDING ON HIS FEET TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH ‘IN-ZANE LARIAT’!!
Rich Russillo: ‘REVOLVER’ AS ZANE LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!! HALSEY SLUMPS DOWN, ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AS ZANE IS DOWN, BUT HE’S STILL FIGHTING TO REMAIN—
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!?!??
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!!!! SOMEONE HELP THIS KID!!!! HALSEY’S MOTIONING BACK INTO THE RING!!!! SHE CAN’T DO THIS!!!!
Rich Russillo: # HALSEY’S WRAPPED THE ELECTRIC EEL AROUND ZANE’S ENTIRE HEAD!!!!! SHE’S SURROUNDED HIS WHOLE FACE WITH THE GODDAMN EEL!!!!
Persephone: THERE’S TOXINS IN THE SKIN OF THOSE EELS!!! HIS FACE, HIS NECK, HIS EYES, ALL BEING SHOCKED TO OBLIVION!!! THOSE GLOVES ARE KEEPING HALSEY FROM BEING AFFECTED!!!!
James Peters: ZANE’S FADING IN AN INSTANT!!! NO HUMAN BEING IS ABLE TO WITHSTAND THIS FOR LONG! NOW HALSEY LEAVES THE EEL WRAPPED AROUND ZANE’S HEAD!!! BEFORE GRABBING ZANE INTO POSITION—
Rich Russillo: FOR ‘THE FALL’ WITH THE EEL WRAPPED AROUND HIM!!!! THE PILEDRIVER SPIKES ZANE DOWNWARD AS HALSEY DRAPES HERSELF OVER ZANE!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(…)
(…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… THE TEAM OF DARYL KINKADE, HALSEY NEEL & PANDORA PAISLEY….. BRITISHHHHHHH INVASION!!!!!
Persephone: My god, that was beautiful.
Rich Russillo: I don’t know what to say, there are several moments where I truly believed we were gonna have to watch a genuine death take place before our very eyes. You can say that from any marquee Voltage event, but I am still left utterly shocked by tonight… *no pun intended.*
Jamea Peters: A war, one that every single elitist here tonight has been put through to no definitive end. They all will have to rep their battle scars that they’ve gained from this match. Michael, Effy & Zane fought their hearts out and proved themselves further as competitors, but the minds of British Invasion would come together on this night. Congratulations, to British Invasion…
(‘Refuse / Resist’ can be heard blaring throughout the speakers, as officials quickly tend to all of the competitors. Daryl & Pandora reunite with Halsey in the ring, as they’re able to help one another up to their feet with Pandora clutching her own finger. Michael’s able to look down upon Jane’s ring as he holds it, still sporting a somewhat disappointed expression while Ahren returns to Effy, helping her sit up while she’s frustrated, & Travanna rushes over to Zane, who is being looked at heavily by officials. British Invasion raises their arms up in victory, breathing heavily with all of the battle scars incurred as the scene fades out.)
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(The camera returns to ringside where we see the Hardcore Championship above the ring. The ring ropes have been replaced with barbed wire and several ladders and tables are scattered around the ring amidst the funhouse mirrors and other carnival decor.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is an Exploding Barbed Wire TLC match… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“Tenki Youho” by Batta hits the speakers and the fans erupt in cheers. Akari Kiyoko makes his way out onto the stage and steps forward with a smile on his face.)
Rich Russillo: The man referred to as Hoshizora no Tenshi, or in English, the Starry Angel, wants to make sure there are smiles on the faces of our fans here tonight as he pursues the championship here tonight!
(Akari looks up at the carousel on stage and seems to get an idea. He reaches up to the support poles and begins to climb. He stands on top of the carousel and holds onto the point at the peak of it, leaning out and waving at the fans as it rotates.)
Persephone: Well he better get his shit ready to be rocked because he’s in for a world of hurt.
James Peters: You sound like Cameron now, she spent all this time underestimating Akari and we know he is here to show the world that he isn’t just ready to hold the championship, but that he can and will take it from the champion.
(Akari leaps back down to the stage and makes his way down the ramp. He high fives several fans on the way to the ring before sliding underneath the bottom layer of barbed wire and posing again for the fans as his music fades.)
(“I Wish a Bitch Would” by Delilah Bon hits the arena speakers and the crowd reacts disapprovingly as Cameron Ella Ava steps out onto the stage with her hands up and shaking her hips in a twirl. She rips an outer shirt off to reveal her ring gear underneath.)
James Peters: And here comes the champion looking to retain her title! Cameron Ella Ava won the Hardcore Championship back at Pain for Pride and the Mother of EAW wants the world to know exactly what she is capable of even so deep into her career!
(Cameron smirks at the disapproving crowd and waves them off before walking down the ramp with a powerful strut to let everyone know exactly who’s in charge.)
Persephone: Ugh. Who does this ugly bitch think she is?
Rich Russillo: One of the greatest of all time, a history maker, a trend setter, a hall of Famer, the woman who essentially trailblazed modern women’s and intergender wrestling, and someone who has maintained main event status by constant creative reinvention and innovation for one of the longest runs we’ve ever seen in this industry.
Persephone: Who the fuck asked you?
Rich Russillo: :wtf:
(Cameron walks up and takes an exaggerated step through the barbed wire ropes, careful not to cut herself but making sure all eyes are on herself. She puts her arms out for another twirl and poses with her eyes locked on the hard camera before taking her corner.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Aomori, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… Hoshizora no Tenshi… AKAAARRRIIIIII KIIIIIIYYYOOOOOOOKKKKOOOOO!!!!!!
(The crowd roars with cheers as Akari steps forward with a fist raised up, before extending a finger to point at the title hanging above the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 140 pounds… she is an EAW Hall of Famer… AND THE REIGNING EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… She is The Matriarch… CAMEROOOONNNNNNN ELLLAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(The crowd boos as Cameron takes a confident step forward before turning to the camera and pantomiming placing a crown upon her head. She puts her arms out and soaks in the jeers of the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: And please welcome our special guest referee for this contest… GIGGLES THE HAPPY FUN TIME CLOWN!!!
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Rich Russillo: Wait… what…
(Giggles glares silently at both Cameron and Akari before turning to point at the ringside area for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And here we go with what promises to be an action packed and brutal contest here at Bloodsport! The Hardcore Championship is on the line and so are the lives of Cameron Ella Ava and Akari Kiyoko in this barbed wire exploding tables, ladders, and chairs match!
Persephone: FUCK YEAH! KILL EACH OTHER YOU FREAKS!
Rich Russillo: Well we know this kind of match awakens a certain side of Persephone but let’s try to focus on the in ring contest! Akari and Cameron both looking at the plethora of available weapons around and inside the ring! But the obvious nature of this match has them both considering what they’re going to do first!
James Peters: AND ITS THE CHAMPION TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! SHE SEES AKARI LOOKING AT THE WEAPONRY AROUND AND CHOOSES TO RUSH HIM! THE CRAFTY VETERAN RUNNING IN! WONDER WOMAN PUNCH OUT THE GATE! SHE STUNS AKARI AND TAKES HIM BY THE WRIST! PULLING HIM IN AND TAKING THE CHALLENGER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Rich Russillo: REAL GRAPS!! :blessed:
Persephone: **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
(Persephone is heard removing her headset and can be seen in the background trying to lead a chant of her own to show her displeasure.)
Persephone: (Off-mic) FUCK-ING DIE! FUCK-ING DIE! FUCK-ING DIE! FUCK-ING DIE!
James Peters: Well back to the contest as Cameron has dropped down to lay in shots to the face of Akari Kiyoko! A dominant opening by the champion as she looks to teach her own motherly lesson to Akari about being the Hardcore champion! OH WOW AND SHE LIFTS HERSELF STRAIGHT UP INTO A HANDSTAND OVER AKARI AND DRIVES BOTH KNEES DOWN INTO HIS ABDOMEN! CAMERON STANDING NOW WITH HER ARMS OUT! MOTHER IS DEMANDING RESPECT AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FROM THE FANS!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rich Russillo: The fans letting Cameron know exactly how they feel about her actions and Cameron looks disappointed in them, much like my mother did when I brought my girl home the first time.
James Peters: You good bro?
Rich Russillo: BUT AKARI IS BACK UP AND GRABS CAMERON FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS CAMERON CRASHING BACKWARDS ONTO HER NECK AND SHOULDERS! AKARI FOLLOWS THROUGH AND AS CAMERON ROLLS BACKWARDS AKARI CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST! HE GRABS CAMERON BY THE SKULL AND PULLS HER UP INTO A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN FLATTENED TO THE MAT AND AKARI LOOKS UP TO THE TITLE HANGING ABOVE THE RING!
James Peters: He’s gonna have to get a ladder to do that! And Cameron is far from done! She’s already trying to shake off that double underhook DDT! Cameron climbing back to her feet and Akari meets her there! Akari grabs Cameron by the head— BUT CAMERON DRIVES HER SHOULDER UP AND CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO AKARI’S JAW! AKARI IS STUMBLED! AND CAMERON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! AKARI KIYOKO IS REELING! CAMERON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH MORE PRESSURE! LOOKING TO TAKE THINGS UP A NOTCH! GRABS AKARI BY THE HEAD! THIS IS BAD FOR THE CHALLENGER! SNAPBACK! THE SNAPMARE FACEBREAKER!
Rich Russillo: NO! AKARI PUSHES HER AWAY AND SLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD! AKARI KIYOKO TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! He shakes the cobwebs away but Cameron isn’t relenting! She pushes in the pair lock up! Cameron tries to get into the clinch with Akari and looks to deliver some elbows in tight! But the challenger returning every elbow shot with a knee right back to the champion! Akari Kiyoko giving it right back to the Hall of Famer! But Cameron Ella Ava is unfazed by the return knees! Fighting through the pain she seems to simply ignore it! She continues to deliver those elbows and now she pops back! SPINNING HEEL KICK!!
James Peters: BUT AKARI DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! HE MANAGES TO GRAB CAMERON AND HOISTS HER UP! HEAVY ON MY HEART! AKARI KIYOKO DELIVERS THE BACKDROP SUPLEX TO CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON BOUNCES ON THE RING MAT! AND AKARI DROPS ON TOP OF HER LOOKING TO STAY IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT HERE! THE CHALLENGER DROPPING FISTS TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! OVER AND OVER JUST FIRING AWAY! NOT WANTING TO LET THIS OPPORTUNITY SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS!
Rich Russillo: Cameron is defending herself as best she can but she is taking damage! Akari laying in shots and making sure to not hold back whatsoever! And finally he lets off! Akari stands and— YIKES! He finds himself face to face with our guest referee…
Referee: …
Rich Russillo: Those eyes, they’re so dead and cold…
James Peters: But Kiyoko can’t get focused on that! He has to find a way to claim the championship if he wants any chance of i Akari looks around and finally sees one of the ladders outside the ring! He moves the barbed wire ropes and looks to make his way ou— CAMERON FROM BEHIND! RUSHING AKARI DIRECTLY INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES AROUND THE EDGE OF THE RING! TEARING AT THE FLESH OF THE CHALLENGER! AKARI CALLS OUT IN PAIN AS BLOOD BEGINS TO FLOW!
(A sudden fumbling can be heard on commentary before a familiar voice comes back)
Persephone: FUCKING FINALLY! THE MATCH IS ACTUALLY STARTING!
James Peters: Cameron looking to take advantage of the situation and grabs one of the steel chairs nearby! She has it in her grasp and—
**BOOM**
Rich Russillo: THE CHAIR JUST CAUSED AN EXPLOSION IN CAMERON’S HANDS! THE CHAMPION IS KNOCKED BACKWARDS! SHE’S LUCKY TO STILL HAVE ALL OF HER FINGERS! BUT AKARI SEES IT TOO AND HE SEES THAT THE CHARGE HAS ALREADY GONE OFF FROM THE CHAIR! AKARI GRABS THE CHAIR AND TAKES A RUNNING SWING RIGHT AT CAMERON’S HEAD!
**BOOM**
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! THERE WAS ANOTHER CHARGE IN THAT CHAIR! BOTH COMPETITORS BLOWN BACKWARDS FROM IT AND THE CHAIR CLATTERS TO THE GROUND! HOW MANY EXPLOSIVES ARE RIGGED IN HERE TONIGHT?!?
Persephone: It’s a barbed wire exploding TLC. What did you think?
Rich Russillo: This is insane!
Persephone: It’s acceptable.
Rich Russillo: Well Akari is stunned as smoke is still rising from where that explosive charge went off! And Cameron is laid out from the explosion mixed with the chair shot! Akari is scrambling to get back on the offensive! He rolls over and carefully slides underneath the bottom barbed wire rope! Out on the floor he reaches under the ring and is looking for something! He has it now and slowly pulls out another table! He hoists it up and tries to gingerly slide it into the ring! Doing his best to be careful and to not set off any explosive charges—
James Peters: BUT JUST AS HE DOES, CAMERON ELLA AVA COMES DIVING BETWEEN THE BARBED WIRE AND TAKING OUT AKARI ON THE OUTSIDE! BOTH OF THEM CRASHING HARD TO THE FLOOR! CAMERON IS GOING TO TAKE WHATEVER ADVANTAGE SHE CAN GET RIGHT NOW IN THIS WILD MATCH! WE’VE ONLY BARELY BEGUN AND WE ARE ALREADY AT THIS POINT! SHE HAS AKARI BY THE HEAD! LOOKING TO DO MORE DAMAGE! BUT AKARI FIGHTING BACK! TRYING TO SHOVE CAMERON OFF! BUT THE HALL OF FAMER KEEPING HER GRIP! SHE DRIVES A HARD KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF AKARI’S HEAD! AND SHE LOOKS UP WITH EVIL INTENTIONS…
Persephone: AND SHE TURNS THROUGH AND GRABS AKARI IN A FRONT WAIST LOCK!
**CRASH**
Rich Russillo: AND SHE SENDS AKARI INTO ONE OF THE FUNHOUSE MIRRORS AT RINGSIDE WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! AKARI SHATTERS THROUGH IT AND SHARDS ARE EVERYWHERE! THAT COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE FOR AKARI JUST THAT QUICKLY!
James Peters: BUT THE CHAMPION IS NOT DONE! SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THIS IS OVER AND TO SHOW HER OWN DOMINANCE HERE IN THIS MATCH! SHE TAKES AKARI BY THE ARM AND TRIES TO STAND HIM UP! AND SHE PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNS HIM HEAD AND SHOULDER FIRST RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! AKARI IS SLUMPED AND CAMERON IS IN FULL CONTROL! CAMERON LOOKING AROUND AT THE SURROUNDING HARDWARE AND SEES A TWELVE FOOT LADDER STANDING NEARBY!
Rich Russillo: Akari is trying to get back to his feet! Pulling himself up with the help of the barricade and trying to get a base under himself—
**BOOM**
Rich Russillo: CAMERON ELLA AVA JUST DROVE THE HEAD OF THE LADDER RIGHT INTO AKARI’S BLEEDING TORSO AND SET OF A CHARGE! THE CHALLENGER WAS AGAINST THE BARRICADE AND HAD NOWHERE TO RECOIL TO! HIS BODY HAD TO TAKE THE FULL IMPACT OF THAT EXPLOSION!
James Peters: And the champion looking to take advantage of the situation in front of her! She slides that ladder into the ring and looks to follow right behind it! Akari is crumpled into a heap on the floor and Cameron has the chance to put this thing away early! Cameron setting up the ladder and making sure to position it right under the championship! She looks up and begins to climb—
**BOOM**
James Peters: WHAT THE FUCK?!? THE LADDER RUNGS ARE RIGGED TOO?!?
Persephone: … it’s beautiful … :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT TO EVEN CLIMB UP?!? CAMERON IS KNOCKED BACK TO THE MAT AND IS STARTING TO LOOK PISSED OFF! SHE PUSHES BACK UP TO HER FEET AND TRIES TO CLIMB AGAIN—
**BOOM**
Rich Russillo: ANOTHER CHARGE GOES OFF AND THIS TIME CAMERON’S BLEEDING! IT SEEMS A LITTLE SHRAPNEL FROM EITHER THE CHARGE OF THE LADDER CAUGHT HER IN THE FACE AND SHES BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HER LEFT CHEEK! CAMERON IS CLUTCHING AT HER FACE IN PAIN AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO NAVIGATE THIS MATCHUP!
James Peters: BUT HERE’S AKARI! HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE MAT AND RUSHES AT THE CHAMPION! PEACH DREAM! THE CLAYMORE KICK CONNECTS TO THE CHAMPION’S BLEEDING FACE!
Rich Russillo: Akari manages to get himself back into this contest and— OH SHIT! HIS TORSO LOOKS LIKE GROUND BEEF AFTER THE BARBED WIRE, THE MIRROR GLASS AND THE EXPLOSION TO THE CHEST!
James Peters: Fuck. There goes my appetite.
Persephone: 🤤
James Peters: Akari taking the champion by the hair now and lifting her up— STRAIGHT UP INTO A GORILLA PRESS POSITION! HE HOLDS THE CHAMPION OVER HIS HEAD AND SLAMS— OH MY GOD HE DROPS CAMERON FLAT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: Cameron is hung there by her own flesh! Akari is now with a look of focus on his face as he walks over to the table that he slid into the ring before and tries to set it up! He opens the legs and sets the table standing on the mat! Cameron is just barely able to pull herself off the barbed wire rope, having to dislodge several barbs from her stomach! Both of these competitors are already bloody and showing signs of bruising! Cameron turns— AND AKARI WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! CAMERON IS DOUBLED OVER AND PUTS CAMERON’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS TO LIFT HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB! LOOKING TO DRIVE THE CHAMPION DOWN THROUGH THAT TABLE!
James Peters: BUT THE CHAMPION FIRING BACK NOW! DROPPING PUNCHES AND ELBOWS DOWN INTO THE FACE OF THE CHALLENGER! DOING HER BEST TO AVOID GOING THROUGH THAT TABLE! OH AND AKARI IS STUMBLED BY A PARTICULARLY STUFF ELBOW AND LOSES HIS GRIP! CAMERON DROPS DOWN AND LAYS A DROP KICK RIGHT TO THE KNEE OF THE CHALLENGER— MATRIARCH RISING! CAMERON SENT AKARI DOWN TO A KNEE AND USED IT TO HIT THE STEP UP AXE KICK! THE CHALLENGER IS DOWN!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON IS NOT DONE THERE!
Rich Russillo: But Cameron still has to figure out how to make that ladder able to be climbed! That is probably the biggest issue of this match! Cameron looking around… oh but I see a coy smile on the face of the champion! Cameron sliding out of the ring! She reaches underneath and searches around—
James Peters: CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS HER ELECTRIC WHIP!
Crowd: :damn:
James Peters: that coy smile turning into something much more sharp and sinister as the bloody hardcore champion slides into the ring now to look and make something happen! But what does she have planned here? Cameron slides back into the ring with that while in hand— WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
(Cameron activates the battery pack of the electric whip and readies her arm)
*CRACK*
**BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM**
Rich Russillo: CAMERON CRACKS THE ELECTRIC WHIP INTO THE RIGGED LADDER! THE ELECTRICITY SPARKED THROUGH THE METAL LADDER AND SET OFF THE CHARGES! SEVERAL RUNGS OF THE LADDER ARE BENT AND DENTED AND THE LADDER ALMOST SEEMED TO BOUNCE AROUND THE RING FROM THE CHARGES GOING OFF BEFORE CLATTERING ONTO THE MAT!
Persephone: She literally whipped the ladder into submission! This whore is into some kinky shit!
James Peters: You’re one to talk.
Persephone: Excuse me?
James Peters: ANYWAYYYYYY—
Rich Russillo: Cameron sets the whip aside and picks up the somewhat mangled ladder! She sets it underneath the title once again and checks it! Kinda wobbly but seems to be holding up okay! She looks to climb up— BUT AKARI KIYOKO FROM BEHIND! HE HAS THE ELECTRIC WHIP AND HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE CHAMPION’S THROAT! KIYOKO TIGHTENING THE WHIP AROUND CAMERON’S NECK AND PULLING! LOOKING TO MAKE THE CHAMPION PASS OUT!!
James Peters: OH SHIT! AKARI JUST ACTIVATED THE ELECTRIC WHIP! HE LETS GO OF THE CORD OF THE WHIP AND HOLDS IT TAUT BY THE HANDLE AND ACTIVATES THE ELECTRIC CURRENT! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS BEING BLASTED WITH VOLTS OF ELECTRIC CURRENT FROM HER OWN WEAPON!! AKARI HOLDS IT THERE BEFORE FINALLY RELEASING! CAMERON DROPS TO THE MAT! SHE ISN’T MOVING AND WE MAY NEED TO GETA. DOCTOR OUT HERE! A NASTY BURN MARK AROUND HER THROAT IS STILL SMOKING FROM WHERE THE ELECTRIC WHIP COOKED HER FLESH! Akari now with his sights set on the title! This could be it! The challenger checks the bent ladder and begins to climb! Cameron isn’t moving! She might be fully out cold! Hell, she might be dead!
Persephone: Akari is halfway up the ladder! He has an open path!
Rich Russillo: HE CAN DO IT! AKARI IS INCHES AWAY! LOOKING TO TAKE THE HARDCORE TITLE FOR HIMSELF!
James Peters: HE HAS THE TITLE IN HIS HANDS! HE JUST HAS TO UNCLASP IT! WHERE IS CAMERON?!?
Rich Russillo: SHE IS STILL OUT ON THE MAT! ITS OVER! AKARI UNHOOKS THE TITLE!
…
**BOOM**
James Peters: WHAT?!?
Persephone: :blessed:
Rich Russillo: AKARI IS BLOWN OFF THE LADDER AND FALLS FLAT TO THE MAT! THE TITLE IS STILL HANGING IN THE AIR! HE HITS HIS HEAD AS HE LANDS! YOU’RE TELLING ME THE TITLE BELT ITSELF WAS RIGGED WITH EXPLOSIVE CHARGES TOO?!?
Persephone: The title belt is technically part of a TLC match, and all parts of this TLC match are options for explosives. 😊
James Peters: AKARI HAD THIS MATCH WON! THAT WAS HIS MOMENT BUT THE UNEXPECTED NATURE OF THIS MATCH GOT THE BETTER OF HIM!
Rich Russillo: It was Cameron earlier in this match who thought she had an open goal to the finish until she discovered the ladder was rigged to explode! At this point I guess we just shouldn’t be surprised! This will be a war that will take both cunning and endurance to win! Anything and everything is a risk and you have to treat it as such or else you may not survive!
James Peters: Speaking of Cameron, she’s finally come to! Trying to shake off the cobwebs and coughing her lungs out from the whip choke that she just suffered! Does she have any idea what just happened to her opponent?
Rich Russillo: Who knows? But Akari is trying to get himself up after cracking his— OH FUCK THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IS JUST FLOWING WITH BLOOD! HE MUST HAVE SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN FALLING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! AKARI IS STUMBLED AND DIZZY BUT TRYING TO GET HIMSELF GOING AGAIN! The champion and the challenger get to their feet at the same time! How are these two still going?
James Peters: EAW elitists are a special breed! Neither of them are willing to give in until they can claim the hardcore title! Cameron moves in and throws a wheel kick at Akari! Akari dodges and swings a lariat! Cameron ducks underneath! She throws a back elbow! Akari spins around it! And he finally connects with a lifting knee! The champion is stumbled but she turns through and throws a headbutt right at Akari’s nose! It connects! Akari with a forearm strike! Cameron with an uppercut! Akari! Cameron! Akari! Cameron! Trading strikes now and both of them are not giving an inch to the other!
Rich Russillo: Cameron finally gaining the upper hand! She grabs Akari by the head and hits an elbow right to his jaw and shoves him backwards! Akari stumbles towards the ropes! But he catches himself just before colliding with the barbed wire! He turns around and puts his arms out to keep himself from falling into it! AND CAMERON FROM BEHIND WITH A LEAPING SENTON ONTO AKARI’S BACK! SHE DRIVES HIM DOWN INTO THE BARBED WIRE! CAMERON GRABBING THE BARBED WIRE WITH HER BARE HANDS AND PULLING IT UP ONTO AKARI’S NECK! CHOKING HIM JUST LIKE HE HAD DONE TO HER! AKARI STRUGGLING AS THE BARBS DIG INTO HIS NECK! BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN AND ONTO THE MAT! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED RIGHT NOW! LOOKING TO MAIM HER OPPONENT!
Persephone: I wish she would! Barbed wire choking. I mean it’s decent, it’s on the level, but really we’ve seen better. And I expect better from Voltage. Go and find some razor wire at least, guys. We have standards.
James Peters: You’re kidding, right?
Persephone: I never kid about gore and violence. This is my sanctuary.
Rich Russillo: A man may be dying in the ring right now…
James Peters: Thankfully not! Cameron finally releases Akari! OOF! And follows up with a kick to the ribs to boot! Cameron readies the ladder and begins to climb! No more explosives in her way to keep her from claiming the title— I THINK! She’s climbing slowly, her body has taken a hell of a toll on this match as it is!
Rich Russillo: She’s up a few steps and you can see the pain in her face as she goes. She gets another step up and you can even see her bracing for another explosive with every movement! This match will leave some mental scars on these two as well as some physical ones!
Persephone: Pussies.
James Peters: Cameron is almost to the top! Akari is starting to get himself together but he’s running out of time!
Rich Russillo: Akari is to his feet but Cameron is at the top! Her arms are extended! She reaches up for the title! She has it in her fingertips! GRABS AHOLD OF IT! THIS IS IT!
James Peters: BUT AKARI GRABS ANOTHER CHAIR FROM THE CORNER! HE THROWS IT! ONE FINAL ATTEMPT TO STAY ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! THIS IS ALL OR NOTHING! HE SENDS THE CHAIR FLYING RIGHT AT CAMERON—
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON CATCHES THE CHAIR OUT OF THE AIR!!!! WHAT REFLEXES AND AWARENESS BY THE HARDCORE CHAMPION! THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!
**BOOM**
Persephone: CAMERON IS SENT CRASHING TO THE CANVAS AS THE CHAIR EXPLODES RIGHT AS SHE CATCHES IT! SHE WAS BLASTED FROM THE TOP AND FALLS WITH THE CHAIR LANDING ON TOP OF HER! SHE COULD BE DONE!
Rich Russillo: AKARI TAKING ADVANTAGE AS WELL! HE GRABS THE CHAIR NOW AND SMASHES IT INTO THE CHAMPION! NOW DELIVERING MULTIPLE CHAIR SHOTS! TRYING TO BEAT CAMERON INTO A PULP AND TAKE SOME CONTROL! HE DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO HER ONE MORE TIME BEFORE FINALLY TOSSING THE CHAIR TO THE SIDE! AKARI MOVES TO THE LADDER AND TAKES HIS CHANCE TO CLIMB!
James Peters: AKARI CLIMBING TO CLAIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR HIMSELF! WILL WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW?!?
Rich Russillo: HE HAS IT IN HIS SIGHTS! AKARI IS ABOUT HALFWAY UP THE LADDER AND HE CAN ALMOST TASTE VICTORY!
James Peters: ALMOST IS THE KEY WORD BECAUSE HERE COMES THE CHAMPION! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS PUSHING UP TO HER FEET! SHE SEES AKARI CLIMBING AND MOVES WITH A PANIC! SHE SEES HER TITLE REIGN GOING UP IN SMOKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
Rich Russillo: AKARI IS REACHING THE TOP BUT HERE COMES AVA! MOVING LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL! AKARI REACHES FOR THE TITLE—
James Peters: BUT CAMERON GETS THERE AND DRIVES A SHOT INTO HIS BLOODY TORSO! Akari is doubled over and now both of them precariously at the top of the ladder! Akari returns with a forearm to Cameron’s gashed open face! Both competitors are drenched in their own blood at this point! Cameron tries to scratch at Akari’s face! He shoves her hand away and grabs her by the head! AKARI SMASHES CAMERON’S FACE INTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER! CAMERON TEETERING!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE MANAGES TO HANG ON! AKARI GRABS HER TO SMASH HER FACE INTO THE LADDER AGAIN! BUT CAMERON WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! SHE DIGS HER FINGERNAILS IN AND CLAWS AT AKARI’S EYEBALLS! AKARI IS STUNNED AND BLINDED! HE MANAGES TO PULL AWAY BUT HE’S LOSING HIS BALANCE! TEETERING OFF THE SIDE—
Persephone: HE MANAGED TO HANG ON THOUGH! AND CAMERON NOW LAYING IN PUNCHES! Cameron trying to make something happen! She has some evil intentions in mind! Akari is still reeling and Cameron pulls him by the head and shoulders! Trying to put him o to some kind of position… Cameron— CAMERON ELLA AVA BALANCING ON TOP OF THE LADDER! SHE HAS AKARI UP ON HER SHOULDERS! HOW STRONG IS THIS BITCH?
James Peters: STRONGER THAN YOU REALIZE! THE CHAMPION HAS AKARI UP IN POSITION! NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! WHAT POWER! CAMERON LOOKING DOWN! THERE SHE GOES! NO NODY, NO CRIME! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER—
**CRASH**
**BOOM**
Rich Russillo: AND THROUGH THE TABLE AKARI HAD SET UP EARLIER! THE TABLE EXPLODES AS SOON AS THEY GO THROUGH IT! HOLY SHIT! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN! CHALLENGER AND CHAMPION! NEITHER ONE IS MOVING!
(Slow motion replay shows Cameron and Akari falling from the No Body, No Crime from the top of the ladder down through the table. The charge goes off and explodes underneath them as soon as they break through the table.)
James Peters: Both of the these competitors are willing to risk it all for the Hardcore Championship and they have done just that! Life and limb on the line, and neither has given an inch! Giggles the referee is now checking on the competitors!
Referee: …
Rich Russillo: But he isn’t really doing much… where’d we find this guy again?
Persephone: I think he’s doing great. He’s so hot.
James Peters: Excuse me?
Persephone: I said I think he’s doing great. And then I stopped talking. Where’s Luis? *And where’s my makeup bag?*
Rich Russillo: Well Cameron is the first to stir in this chaos! Trying to get herself back to the land of the living! And Akari is moving an arm and not much else! Cameron rotating her shoulders and now rolling herself under the bottom rope! Trying to use the gravity to get her to her feet! She rolls her feet out and drops them to the floor to stand! Leaning back against the apron she seems only conscious by instinct at this point! Akari isn’t far behind! He’s got himself rolled over and is trying to pull up to a knee! Both competitors are still going but they cannot possibly have much gas left in the tank!
James Peters: Akari finally notices Cameron on the outside! Cameron looking for a way to take the advantage again in this contest! But it’s Akari who rolls himself to the outside and starts with a forearm to the face of the champion! Both of these Elitists are bruised and bloody but that’s what the hardcore title means to them! Akari knows this is his chance and he feels the crowd intently behind him! He hits Cameron again and again— AND HE GRABS HER BY THE WAIST AND DRIVES HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Cameron is stunned and Akari is looking for his next big move! He slides another ladder onto the ring, making sure he has a way to climb up for the belt! He looks around again and now he sees a few tables nearby and the wheels are turning in his head! He has to find a way to keep Cameron down for good in order to get the win in this car crash of a match! He sets up a table right here at ringside— AND HE GRABS ANOTHER AND SETS IT UP! WAIT AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! FOUR TABLES STACKED TWO BY TWO AT RINGSIDE! WHAT IS THE CHALLENGER PLANNING HERE?
James Peters: Well it looks like we may be about to find out! He has Cameron by the hair and smashed her head into the ring apron! He lifts the champion up and rolls her just into the ring! And now— AKARI IS UP ON THE APRON! HE GRABS CAMERON BY THE HAIR! LEANING INTO THE BARBED WIRE AND JUST IGNORING THE RIPPING AT HIS OWN FLESH AS HE TRIES TO END THIS! HE PULLS CAMERON IN! LOOKING TO SUPERPLEX HER FROM INSIDE THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THAT STACK OF TABLES! HE HAS HER UP—
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON DRIVING KNEES FROM A VERTICAL POSITION INTO AKARI’S HEAD! SHE FORCES HIM TO DROP HER BACK DOWN! AKARI TRIES AGAIN— BUT THIS TIME CAMERON REVERSES THE SUPLEX AND SLAMS AKARI TO THE INSIDE OF THE RING!!
Persephone: He landed spine first onto that chair!!
James Peters: AKARI REELING IN PAIN NOW! AND CAMERON GOING TO MAKE SURE SHE HAS THIS IN HER GRASP! SHE GRABS AKARI BY THE HAIR!
Rich Russillo: Cameron seeming to be savoring the moment! She blows Akari a kiss as she pulls him up— MOTHER’S KISS! THE HOOK KICK FOLLOWED BY A SPINNING BACKHAND! AKARI DROPS IN A HEAP ON THE MAT! HE MAY FINALLY BE OUT COLD… BUG WAIT—
James Peters: AKARI STILL FIGHTING BACK! HE MOVES SLOWLY! BUT HE IS STILL GOING! HE WON’T GIVE IN! THE WARRIOR SPIRIT SHOWING INSIDE OF THIS ELITIST!
Persephone: Blah blah— strength of spirit— heart of a lion— fucking copy paste yuck. BACK TO THE MURDER PLEASE.
Rich Russillo: Cameron watches her opponent struggle to even stand and the Matriarch shakes her head in disapproval! She grabs one of the pre-exploded chairs from earlier and just sets it up in front of Akari, unfolding it and sitting down in it to glare down at her opponent. Her motherly eyes watching down at the challenger and making sure he knows what to do right now!
Cameron Ella Ava: (Off mic) Mother is telling you now, child. Stay down.
James Peters: But Akari refuses! He reaches up! He grabs at Cameron’s leg— BUT SHE SWATS HIS ARM AWAY! CAMERON POPS UP OUT OF THE CHAIR! MATRIARCH RISING! CAMERON WITH THE STEP UP AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AKARI IS DOWN AND UNMOVING! THERES NO WAY! THATS GOTTA BE IT!
Rich Russillo: Cameron just unleashes a hellacious attack on the challenger and now she turns back to the ladder from earlier! She positions it right in front of the camera! And now she begins to climb! Cameron Ella Ava reaching to reclaim her title! Taking it one step at a time! Careful with each step not to set off any more hidden explosives and cost herself this golden opportunity! She takes herself gingerly up!
James Peters: She is about halfway up! But Akari is still out! What an anticlimactic finish to such a hellish match!
Persephone: Cameron is at the top! She reaches for the title! Has it right there! THIS IS IT!
…
Rich Russillo: BUT AKARI JUST SPRANG TO LIFE! ON WHAT HAS TO BE PURE ADRENALINE, HE POWERS TO HIS FEET AND LEAPS! HE STEPS ONTO THE SEAT OF CAMERON’S CHAIR AND UP OFF THE BACK OF IT LIKE A LAUNCHPAD! AKARI LANDS ON THE LADDER WITH NO CARE FOR ANY EXPLOSIVES! HES RIGHT AT THE TOP WITH THE CHAMPION! AKARI DOESN’T STOP THERE! HE FOLLOWS HIS MOMENTUM THROUGH! SLINGBLADE! HE JUST PULLED CAMERON STRAIGHT BACK DOWN! BOTH OF THEM HIT THE MAT WITH A THUD! WHAT A MOVE OF SURVIVAL FROM THE CHALLENGER AND THE CROWD IS ELECTRIC!
Crowd: AKARI! AKARI! AKARI! AKARI! AKARI! AKARI!
James Peters: They are fully behind the challenger but he still has to make his way back! THE ADRENALINE SURGE STILL FLOWING! AKARI PUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET! THE LADDER HAS TO BE OUT OF EXPLOSIVES! HE HAS A CLEAR PATH! DO IT! MAKE YOUR NAME! YOU CAN DO IT!
Rich Russillo: AKARI IS AT THE LADDER AND BEGINS TO CLIMB! THE TITLE IS IN HIS SIGHTS! ONLY SEVERAL RUNGS OF THE LADDER AWAY FROM
HIM!
Persephone: He’s going quickly! Cameron has no time to respond! She’s barely to her knees! She looks up at Akari! He’s already halfway up!
James Peters: HE REACHES THE TOP! AKARI GOING TO GRAB THE TITLE! THIS IS IT! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
…
*CLANG*
James Peters: WAIT! CAMERON ELLA AVA! SHE JUST SET UP THE LADDER THAT AKARI SLID IN WHILE THEY WERE ON THE OUTSIDE! AND SHE JUST SHOVED IT FULL FORCE INTO AKARI’S LADDER! THE CHALLENGER REELING—
Rich Russillo: BUT HE HOLDS ON!
**BOOM**
Persephone: BUT SEVERAL EXPLOSIVES FROM THE NEW LADDER GO OFF AND AKARI IS SENT FLYING OFF THE TOP—
# BOOM #
Rich Russillo: AND HE GOES FLYING OUT THROUGH THE STACK OF FOUR TABLES! ALL THOSE EXPLOSIVES GO OFF AROUND AKARI’S BODY! HE MAY BE DEAD!
(The camera turns back to Cameron Ella Ava inside the ring with a proud smile on her bloodied face before she sets back up the original ladder and begins to climb.)
James Peters: The champion making her way to the top! She has cleared all obstacles in her path! And now she climbs with confidence! SHE UNHOOKS THE TITLE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“I Wish a Bitch Would” by Delilah Bon cuts through the arena as Cameron pulls down the title belt and looks down at her championship with a smile.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AAAANNNNDDD STILLLLLLLL… THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION! MOTHER! CAMERONNNN ELLLLAAAAAA AAAVVVVAAAAA!!
James Peters: A hard fought defense for the champion! That match could have gone either way several times but the Ava family has endured in this industry for a reason! Cameron Ella Ava shows why she is one of the very best!
(Camera holds the title up in proud victory and the fans reign down boos and insults, clearly displeased with the ending of the match. She hops down and waits for her hand to be raised.)
Referee: …
Referee: Ha…
(Giggles now pulls out what looks like a small remote and his smile suddenly grows to a psychotic degree. Cameron looks alarmed and immediately runs and dives out of the ring.)
Rich Russillo: SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID WE FIND THIS GUY?!?
Referee: HAHAHAHAHA!
(Giggles presses a button on the remote and—)
James Peters: OH FUCK—
(Flags all pop out of the ring posts that say “HAHAHA!” on them.)
Rich Russillo: Oh thank God—
# BOOM #
(Several remaining charges go off and cause a ton of smoke to fill the ring area.)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
(When the smoke clears, Giggles has vanished, nowhere to be seen. Medical staff begins checking around and starts pulling Akari Kiyoko out of the rubble of the tables and putting him on a stretcher. The fans aren’t happy with the outcome of this match, but Cameron Ella Ava doesn’t care. All that matters to her is that she successfully retained her Hardcore Championship.)
Rich Russillo: Well we did say earlier everything is a risk here tonight!
James Peters: Well the side show aside, what a fight out up by the challenger! Akari Kiyoko is a bonfire contender and everyone should recognize him as such. Today wasn’t his day, but he will have his moment!
Persephone: Can we get Giggles back? Asking for a friend?
(The camera returns back to Cameron Ella Ava who is still reeling by what happened after the match with our special carnival guest, but she looks down at the title in her hands and remembers her victory moments ago. She stands tall and holds the title high, blood still dripping from several open wounds. The fans continue to boo, but Cameron Ella Ava looks satisfied following her victory.)
Rich Russillo: But it seems the reign of Cameron Ella Ava is only just beginning. Mother has her crown, and won’t be letting go of it easily.
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the Happy Fun Time Clown Agency. Call today to schedule a clown for your next event!)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A THIRTY-MINUTE HARDCORE IRON MAN MATCH! WHERE AFTER THE TIME LIMIT, THE COMPETITOR WITH THE MOST FALLS WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
(“Apostle’s Warning” by Mobb Deep blares throughout the arena first, receiving a mixed reaction from fans as Michael Machina steps through the smoke, and starts bouncing around the stage before belting out a primal scream ahead of his match with Ms. Extreme, embodying intensity on his way to the ring as he marches down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!! Hailing out of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds…HE IS THE MONEYMAKER…MICHAEL MACHINA!!
James Peters: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s come to this. Michael Machina versus Ms. Extreme in a 30-minute iron match held under hardcore rules.
Rich Russillo: Brutality is guaranteed, but one thing is for certain: this match is one that holds no room for excuses. Whoever walks out with the most falls will be the definitive winner.
James Peters: Both competitors have moves to watch out for as well. Ms. Extreme needs to be wary of that spear. Meanwhile, Michael needs to be wary of that jumping double foot stomp, which caves in your chest.
(Michael Machina paces back and forth inside the ring, never once taking his eyes off the stage area, awaiting the arrival of his opponent, and doesn’t have to wait for long as ‘RED THUNDER’ by Butcher Babies soon plays next, and Ms. Extreme makes her way onto the stage, striking a pose to pyro, and marches down to the ring, showing no fear or intimidation of Michael Machina in the ring. In fact, returning his same energy right back, staring daggers into Machina.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent!! Hailing out of Calabasas, California, weighing in at 140 pounds…SHE IS THE PROBLEM CHILD…MS. EXTREME!!!
Rich Russillo: Already, Ms. Extreme is showing no fear of Michael Machina.
James Peters: Not that we’d expect her to, because she’s shown zero fear of the big man since episode one of Voltage this season.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, Ms. Extreme took offense to Michael Machina saying that Voltage belongs to him, but we’ll see if she was justified in her outrage tonight.
Persephone: My money’s on her getting destroyed.
(The referee signals for the bell as both competitors stand in opposing corners.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
**(30:00)**
James Peters: THE BELL HAS RUNG, AND WE ARE UNDERWAY! MICHAEL MACHINA SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER, AS DOES MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA SCOOPS CAMILLE UP, AND DRIVES HER BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER! USING THAT POWER TO HIS ADVANTAGE, AND STARTS TO REPEATEDLY RAM HIS SHOULDER INTO HER MIDSECTION! NO DOUBT KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF MS. EXTREME!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME STARTS TO FIGHT BACK! CAMILLE FIGHTS BACK WITH FOREARMS TO THE FACE OF MACHINA, MANAGING TO FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF THE CORNER! HOWEVER, NOT FOR LONG AS MICHAEL MACHINA SCOOPS HER BACK UP FOR A SPINEBUSTER, AND DRIVES HER BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER ONCE MORE!
Rich Russillo: NOW, MICHAEL MACHINA GOES TO WORK AGAIN, REPEATEDLY RAMMING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE CLUBBING MS. EXTREME ON THE BACK!
James Peters: CAMILLE PUSHES PAST MICHAEL MACHINA, AND TRIES CREATING SOME SPACE, ALONG WITH SEPARATION, BUT MACHINA IS IN HOT PURSUIT! MACHINA GRABS HOLD OF MS. EXTREME, AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IN A CORNER!
Rich Russillo: BAM! MICHAEL WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! MICHAEL MACHINA IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO MS. EXTREME, BEATING HER DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER!
James Peters: REMEMBER, THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH! MEANING: THE REFEREE WON’T INTERVENE! THERE IS NO FIVE COUNT! MICHAEL MACHINA CAN STOMP HER ALL NIGHT IF HE PLEASES TO!
Persephone: Granted, that’d be a pretty dumb way to spend his 30 minutes. Though, I’ve never taken Michael Machina to be the sharpest tool in the shed.
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA DOES RELENT ON STOMPING CAMILLE OUT, BUT BEGINS TO PRESS HIS BOOT UP AGAINST HER JAW, AND KEEPS IT PINNED THERE!
James Peters: IT’S NOT OFTEN YOU SEE TWO COMPETITORS SKIP RIGHT OVER THE TRADITIONAL COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE-UP IN FAVOR OF FIST, BUT THAT’S THE POINT THESE TWO ARE AT!
Rich Russillo: CAN YOU BLAME THEM?! BLOOD HAS BEEN DRAWN FROM BOTH SIDES IN THE BUILD TO THIS EVENT! MS. EXTREME HAD KNEE’D MICHAEL MACHINA REPEATEDLY IN THE NOSE, AND MICHAEL MACHINA WOULD RETALIATE BY ELBOWING HER MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE HEAD!
James Peters: WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, NO, I CAN’T BLAME THEM! NOR CAN I BE SURPRISED AT HOW THIS MATCH HAS STARTED OUT!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA REMOVES HIS BOOT FROM MS. EXTREME’S JAW, BUT THE LOOK OF INTENSITY IN HIS EYES REMAINS AS HE PULLS CAMILLE BACK TO HER FEET IN THE CORNER, STARTING TO CHOKE HER WITH BOTH HANDS WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT!
Persephone: YES! KILL HER!
Rich Russillo: :whoa:
James Peters: OOH! CAMILLE CAUGHT MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A RIGHT, LOOSENING HIS HOLD ON HER! CAMILLE IS STARTING TO FIGHT BACK, DELIVERING MULTIPLE RIGHT HANDS! ONE MANAGES TO STAGGER MICHAEL MACHINA, AND FULLY BREAK HIS GRIP!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE GOES TO EXIT THE CORNER, BUT MICHAEL MACHINA IS RIGHT BACK ON HER, GRABBING HER BY THE THROAT WITH BOTH HANDS, AND DRIVING HER BACK INTO THE CORNER! FROM THERE, MICHAEL MACHINA DECIDES TO LAUNCH MS. EXTREME HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A BIEL THROW!
James Peters: JESUS, SHE FLEW!
Persephone: Well, it is fun to watch people get tossed around on occasion :mjgrin:
James Peters: Camille favors her back as she quickly rises to a knee, using the ropes for assistance. Michael Machina has an arrogant smirk on his face- BUT THAT QUICKLY GETS WIPED AWAY AS HE NOTICES MS. EXTREME CHARGING AT HIM!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME LAUNCHED HERSELF AT MACHINA, BUT GOT CAUGHT OUTTA MID AIR IN POSITION FOR THAT SPINEBUSTER AGAIN, AND GETS DRIVEN BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER! MICHAEL MACHINA BEATS MS. EXTREME DOWN TO A KNEE, HAMMERING HER WITH RIGHTS!
James Peters: AND NOW, HE BEATS HER BACK DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION WITH STOMPS!
Persephone: Something tells me picking a fight with the 6-foot, muscle bound freak wasn’t such a good idea, Camille.
James Peters: Michael Machina has been exerting dominance early on, using his strength to overpower Camille, who- so far, has only managed small comebacks here and there. Each time Ms. Extreme tries to build momentum, Michael Machina cuts her off.
Rich Russillo: We’ve known Michael Machina to be a confident individual, and with good reason, but I think said confidence is turning to overconfidence as he relents on stomping Camille, and begins taunting in the center of the ring, basking in the mixed reactions from fans.
James Peters: Mixed reactions are right. Some are firmly behind Michael Machina, others are firmly behind Ms. Extreme. Usually, there’s a perceived “good” and “bad” guy, but not here. It’s just two BADASSES going at it!
(Michael Machina approaches Ms. Extreme in the corner, and bends over slightly, so she can hear him.)
Michael Machina: (off-mic) Remember, you wanted this. But after tonight, you’ll realize that Voltage belongs to ME-
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME WITH A BOOT! MS. EXTREME CAUGHT MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A BOOT IN THE FACE, AND THE BIG MAN IS STAGGERED!
Persephone: Elitists, try not to monologue challenge… impossible.
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA GOT TOO OVERCONFIDENT, AND PAID THE PRICE, EATING A BOOT FROM MS. EXTREME, WHO BEGINS PULLING HERSELF UP IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMILLE MIGHT LIVE TO REGRET HER DECISION AS MICHAEL MACHINA IS IRATE! HE IS FIRED UP FROM THAT KICK, AND SPINS AROUND, CHARGING TOWARD CAMILLE IN THE CORNER! :lupe:
James Peters: BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA RAN RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW FROM MS. EXTREME, AND ONCE AGAIN, GETS STAGGERED AS A RESULT! CAMILLE SEES HER MOMENT, AND SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER! FOREARM TO MACHINA!
James Peters: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA DOES NOT GO DOWN! HE IS STILL STANDING, ALBEIT ON WOBBLY LEGS! MS. EXTREME DECIDES TO RUN OFF THE ROPES, BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: BUT STILL, MICHAEL MACHINA DOES NOT GO DOWN, AND CAMILLE IS A BIT SHOCKED HERSELF! BUT THAT DOESNT TAKE AWAY FROM THE FACT SHE IS RELENTLESS, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR ANOTHER- NO! MICHAEL MACHINA BOUNCES OFF THAT SAME SET OF ROPES, AND MS. EXTREME SPINS AROUND IN THE CENTER! MONEY SHOT!
James Peters: NO! MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES TO DELIVER A TILT-A-WHIRL HURRICANRANA! MICHAEL SLITHERS OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, CATCHING A BREATHER!
Rich Russillo: WELL, MS. EXTREME ISNT GOING TO STAND FOR THAT, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!! :damn:
James Peters: MS. EXTREME POPS TO BOTH KNEES, AND REIGNS DOWN ON MICHAEL MACHINA WITH RIGHTS AS THE BIG MAN TRIES TO COVER UP! MICHAEL ATTEMPTS TO SCRAMBLE BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT MS. EXTREME IS PUMMELING HIM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE CLUBS DOWN ACROSS MACHINA’S BACK AS HE MAKES IT TO A KNEE, BUT MICHAEL EXPLODES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HOISTS CAMILLE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER! MS. EXTREME IS THRASHING AROUND, BUT IT’S NO USE AS MICHAEL HAS HIS EYES FIRMLY SET ON THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: MACHINA RUSHES IN WITH CAMILLE ON HIS SHOULDER, BUT SHE MANAGES TO SLIP OFF LAST MINUTE, AND SHOVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA TRIES TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS OUT OF HIS HEAD, BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS: HES STUNNED! HES STUNNED, AND MS. EXTREME IS TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE, CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS HER OPPONENT CAN BARELY STAND!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA LOOKS UP, AND SEES MS. EXTREME- FLYING DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY!
**(26:45)**
Rich Russillo: AND YOU SEE THE CLOCK! RIGHT NOW, WE ARE AT 26 MINUTES, 45 SECONDS! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN OFF TO A HOT START!
James Peters: YEAH, WELL, IT STARTED OFF WITH MICHAEL MACHINA IN CONTROL! NOW, IT APPEARS THAT THE MOMENTUM HAS SHIFTED! CURRENTLY, IT’S MS. EXTREME THAT’S IN CONTROL!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE GRABS HOLD OF MICHAEL MACHINA, AND STANDS HIM BACK UP, DIRECTING HIM TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS, AND BOUNCING HIM FACE FIRST OFF OF THEM! MICHAEL MACHINA TRIES TO STUMBLE AWAY FROM MS. EXTREME, BUT IT’S NO USE! THE FIERY REDHEAD IS HOT ON HIS HEELS!
James Peters: OOH! MS. EXTREME WITH A RIGHT HAND! MICHAEL MACHINA GOES STAGGERING INTO OUR TIMEKEEPERS AREA, STILL LOOKING TO CREATE A BIT OF SPACE! HOW OFTEN IS IT THAT YOU SEE MICHAEL MACHINA ON THE BACKFOOT?!
Rich Russillo: NOT OFTEN! NOT OFTEN AT ALL! BUT NOW, THIS FIGHT HAS SPILLED OUT INTO THE CROWD AREA!
Persephone: Hopefully, they don’t bring back any monkeypox.
James Peters: Oh, will you stop it?
Persephone: With our audience, it’s a legit concern.
James Peters: :wow:
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE KEEPS MICHAEL MACHINA ON THE DEFENSIVE, SCORING WITH MULTIPLE RIGHT HANDS! BUT MICHAEL MACHINA BATTLES BACK WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY RETORTS WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!
James Peters: MACHINA STAGGERS BRIEFLY, AND MS. EXTREME TRIES TO CLOSE IN ONCE MORE- BUT WANDERS RIGHT INTO ANOTHER KICK TO THE GUT, AND MACHINA CLUBS HER ACROSS THE BACK!
Rich Russillo; MS. EXTREME DROPS TO ALL FOURS, AND MICHAEL MACHINA GOES TO RETRIEVE SOMETHING!
(Michael Machina grabs a trash can, and empties it out onto Ms. Extreme.)
James Peters: Oh, Michael Machina is adding insult to injury, DUMPING the trash out on Ms. Extreme before TOSSING the bin down onto her back!
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina lifts Ms. Extreme back to her feet, and starts directing her towards the aisleway. PROCEEDING TO BOUNCE MS. EXTREME FACE FIRST OFF THE STEPS! BUT MICHAEL DOESNT STOP THERE, BOUNCING HER OFF AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
James Peters: Michael Machina eventually grows tired, and lifts Ms. Extreme back to her feet, DELIVERING A RIGHT HAND! Ms. Extreme spins around as a result, and goes staggering up the stairs, looking to create a bit of space and separation as well.
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina follows her up there, and Camille has fallen to a knee at the entrance. BUT WAS PLAYING POSSUM, CHARGING INTO MACHINA, AND RAMMING HIM BACK FIRST INTO A WALL!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME SCORES WITH A COUPLE OF RIGHTS BEFORE SENDING MACHINA SHOULDER AND HEAD FIRST INTO THE WALL ACROSS! BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH! MS. EXTREME KEEPS SENDING MACHINA INTO THE WALLS!
Rich Russillo: Machina collapses down to all fours, and Ms. Extreme has a smirk formed on her face, having Machina right where she wants him. Ms. Extreme begins to line him up… waiting for Machina to make it back to his feet… MS. EXTREME RUSHES IN!
James Peters: BUT MACHINA! MICHAEL MACHINA POPS CAMILLE IN THE AIR, AND SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE OVERHANG!
Rich Russillo: Camille begins crawling towards the steps, and uses the safety rail for assistance in rising back to her feet. BUT BEHIND HER, MICHAEL MACHINA HAS CAMILLE IN HIS SIGHTS! THERE IS A CERTAIN INTENSITY IN HIS EYES, AND IT TELLS ME THAT MACHINA IS LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR!
Persephone: He wouldn’t dare. If Machina hits the spear from up there, then they both go flying down the steps.
James Peters: I DONT THINK MACHINA CARES FOR THAT RIGHT NOW! HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS WELL BEING, HE CARES ABOUT INFLICTING PAIN, ABOUT HURTING MS. EXTREME TONIGHT! AND HES CERTAINLY ABOUT TO DO IT WITH A BULLET FROM HELL!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!
James Peters: “OH MY GOD” IS RIGHT! MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO COUNTER, SENDING MICHAEL MACHINA FACE FIRST INTO THE SAFETY RAIL WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!
Rich Russillo: AND BARELY ANY WASTED MOVEMENT, MS. EXTREME WEDGES MICHAEL MACHINA INTO THE GUARD RAIL! WITH HER OPPONENT DEFENSELESS, MS. EXTREME STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH RIGHTS! BUT THEN TRANSITIONS INTO THE KNEES! REMINISCENT OF VOLTAGE!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME STARTS TO REPEATEDLY SMASH HER KNEE INTO MICHAEL MACHINA’S FACE, BUT UNLIKE VOLTAGE, ACTUALLY SHOWS SOME RESTRAINT THIS TIME! NOW, MS. EXTREME STARTS TO PULL BACK ON MICHAEL MACHINA’S HEAD WHILE HES WEDGED BETWEEN THAT STAIR RAILING!
Rich Russillo: ITS ALMOST LIKE A MODIFIED CAMEL CLUTCH! BUT WHILE THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH, IT ISN’T A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! REMEMBER, THESE TWO HAVE A CLOCK TO ADHERE TO!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME PULLS MICHAEL MACHINA OUT FROM BETWEEN THE SAFETY RAIL, AND SENDS HIM STAGGERING DOWN THE STEPS WITH A RIGHT HAND!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme follows Michael Machina down the steps, and spins him around, tagging Machina with muay thai shots to the rib cage! BEFORE LIGHTING HIM UP WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! MACHINA STAGGERS BEFORE TUMBLING OVER THE BARRICADE! RETURNING TO RINGSIDE!
James Peters: LOOKS LIKE THE SCENIC TOUR IS OVER!
Persephone: Good. Maybe one can focus on actually getting a fall.
**(19:50)**
James Peters: True, we’re close to reaching 18 minutes, and still no falls, nor has there been an attempt to score a fall just yet. These two have solely been out to hurt each other, and it appears the agenda hasn’t changed for Ms. Extreme!
(Ms. Extreme goes up and over the barricade, returning to the ringside area herself, and begins to remove the protective padding, exposing the concrete floor!)
Rich Russillo: UH-OH! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GO FROM BAD TO WORSE FOR MICHAEL MACHINA AS MS. EXTREME IS REMOVING SOME OF THE PROTECTIVE PADDING WE HAVE RINGSIDE!
James Peters: THIS IS NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD AT ALL! MS. EXTREME CAN SEVERELY HURT MICHAEL MACHINA, MAYBE EVEN HERSELF!
Rich Russillo: SPEAKING OF, MICHAEL MACHINA BROUGHT HIMSELF TO A KNEE WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THE BARRICADE, BUT MS. EXTREME RETRIEVES HIM, DIRECTING HIM OVER TOWARDS THE CONCRETE! MICHAEL MACHINA IS DOUBLED OVER, AND CAMILLE GOES FOR THE CODE RED!
James Peters: NO! MICHAEL MACHINA AVOIDS THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB, JOLTING HIMSELF UPRIGHT WITH CAMILLE ON HIS BACK! CAMILLE LANDS ON HER FEET, BUT MICHAEL MACHINA CATCHES HER WITH A FOREARM!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME SPINS AROUND OFF THE IMPACT, DROPPING TO BOTH KNEES, AND MICHAEL MACHINA GRABS HOLD OF HER, PROCEEDING TO SLAM CAMILLE DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Persephone: That’ll put an end to good looks. Too bad Camille never had any.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme stumbles while rounding the steel steps, and drops to a knee, leaning on the apron. Meanwhile, Michael Machina goes to work, REMOVING THE COVER FROM OUR SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA HAS CRUEL INTENTIONS IN THE MIND AS HE RETRIEVES MS. EXTREME, AND HOISTS HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB! MICHAEL MACHINA IS GOING FOR .50 CAL THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
James Peters: IF HE HITS THIS, AND CAN MANAGE TO ROLL MS. EXTREME BACK INSIDE THE RING FOR A COVER, THEN HE CAN SCORE THE FIRST FALL OF THIS IRON MATCH! THAT IS IF HE CAN HIT IT!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH SHOTS TO THE FOREHEAD OF MICHAEL MACHINA! ATTEMPTING TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT!
James Peters: AND SHE DOES! MICHAEL MACHINA STAGGERS BACK, AND MS. EXTREME FINDS HER FOOTING ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, REIGNING DOWN WITH MOUNTED PUNCHES TO THE FOREHEAD!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme relents on the right hands, and gives Michael Machina a bit of space. However, Ms. Extreme is stalking her prey. She has her sights on Machina, and is watching as he slowly returns to his feet on the announce table.
James Peters: Finally, Michael Machina is back to his feet. Though, remains doubled over, barely able to stand. MS. EXTREME SEES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO CHARGE IN FOR CODE RED-
Rich Russillo: BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP, LAUNCHING HER THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! :damn:
Persephone: Watch it, you big oaf. I could’ve been hit!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA LAUNCHED MS. EXTREME THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! WATCH THE REPLAY BACK, AND YOU’LL SEE THAT SHE FLEW!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME WANTED THAT CODE RED, BUT MICHAEL MACHINA STOPPED IT FROM HAPPENING! AND MS. EXTREME HASNT MOVED ONCE SINCE CRASHING THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! CALL ME CRAZY, BUT SHE MIGHT BE OUT!
James Peters: NOW, ITS A MATTER OF MICHAEL MACHINA NEEDING TO CAPITALIZE!
Rich Russillo: Machina turns around, seeing his handwork, but doesn’t take time to admire it, dropping off the announce table, and standing Ms. Extreme back up. MICHAEL MACHINA ROLLS HER INSIDE THE RING, AND SLIDES IN HIMSELF FOR A COVER, HOOKING THE LEG! COULD WE HAVE OUR FIRST FALL?!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: SHOULDER UP! MS. EXTREME GOT THE SHOULDER UP, AND MICHAEL MACHINA CANT BELIEVE IT, THINKING HE HAD A FALL RIGHT THEN AND THERE!
Rich Russillo: Machina pounds the mat in frustration, but quickly turns his attention back over to Ms. Extreme with extreme hate and anger in his eyes. Now, it’s the shoe slipping onto the other foot as it’s Michael Machina currently stalking Ms. Extreme, watching as she uses the ropes for assistance in returning to her feet.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme’s back is turned to Machina as well, so she may have no idea what awaits her as she spins around, wandering into the clutches of Machina! MICHAEL GRABS HER BY THE THROAT WITH ONE HAND, LOOKING INTO THE EYES OF MS. EXTREME BEFORE HE HOISTS HER UP FOR A GORILLA PRESS… POWERSLAM!
Rich Russillo: HEATS DESCENT CONNECTS, AND MICHAEL MACHINA HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: DID HE GET HER?!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME GOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Persephone: That, and putting her through an announce table, yet he still couldn’t score a fall.
James Peters: DON’T FAULT, MACHINA! CAMILLE IS JUST THAT TOUGH OF AN OPPONENT! HE’S NOT HAVING AN EASY TIME PUTTING HER DOWN!
Rich Russillo: But an idea appears to pop in Machina’s head following that kickout, and he slithers out the ring, digging under the ring for a weapon… ALL TO RETRIEVE A STEEL CHAIR!
James Peters: Michael Machina has a chair, and this cannot be good! He’s already dangerous with his bare hands!
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina slides in the ring, and stands over Ms. Extreme as she rises to all fours… MICHAEL MACHINA RAISES THE CHAIR, AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME WRITHES AROUND, PAIN ETCHED ACROSS HER FACE AS BLOOD BEGINS TO SPILL FROM THE BACK OF HER HEAD! MICHAEL MACHINA STILL HAS THAT CHAIR IN HAND, AND PULLS HER BACK UP! AND WITH SOME INGENUITY ON HIS END, MACHINA USES THAT CHAIR TO BODY SLAM MS. EXTREME!
**(15:00)**
Rich Russillo: CHAIR ASSISTED BODY SLAM BY MICHAEL MACHINA, BUT NO COVER ATTEMPT, WHICH MIGHT BE A BIG MISTAKE!
Persephone: Yes, because a body slam is putting someone away in big 2024. :cmon;
Rich Russillo: Alright, maybe Machina is smart for opting to inflict more damage. Though, he should keep the time in mind. 15 minutes, and still no falls.
James Peters: I agree with you, but I’m gonna trust the process here with Michael Machina as he props the chair up. Michael Machina then goes to lift Ms. Extreme back to her feet as she’s beginning to stir- BUT MS. EXTREME EXPLODES WITH A FOREARM!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING BACK, UNLOADING WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! AND GRABS THE BACK OF MICHAEL MACHINA’S HEAD, SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME PULLS MICHAEL MACHINA OUT OF THE CORNER, AND STANDS HIM IN FRONT OF THE STEEL CHAIR! MACHINA’S ON WOBBLY LEGS, AND CAMILLE KNOWS IT! KNOCKING MACHINA INTO THE CHAIR WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA GOT KNOCKED BACK INTO A SEATED POSITION ON THE CHAIR, AND MS. EXTREME STARTS ASCENDING TO THE TOP ROPE! MICHAEL MACHINA LOOKS GLOSSED OVER, SHOWING NO SIGNS OF BEING ABLE TO FIGHT BACK!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME PERCHES HERSELF… AND LEAPS OFF WITH A CANNONBALL SENTON!
Rich Russillo: OOH! MICHAEL MOVED OUT THE WAY! MICHAEL MACHINA MOVED OUT THE WAY, AND MS. EXTREME CAME CRASHING DOWN ONTO THAT CHAIR! BREAKING IT AS A RESULT!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME WRITHES AROUND, SCREAMING IN PAIN BEFORE MICHAEL MACHINA QUICKLY MOVES INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: KICKOU- MACHINA! MACHINA IMMEDIATELY MOVES INTO A MOUNTED POSITION ON MS. EXTREME, AND STARTS TO HAMMER DOWN WITH RIGHT HANDS! MACHINA ENDS THE ASSAULT OFF WITH A STOMP TO THE GUT! NO DOUBT KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina leaves the ring, and goes digging underneath it. Wonder what he’s gonna pull out- OH. MY. GOD.
Persephone: Things just got interesting. :mjlit:
James Peters: TALK ABOUT UPPING THE ANTE! MICHAEL MACHINA NOW HAS A BARBED WIRE CHAIR IN HAND, AND SLIDES IT INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina takes the chair, and wedges it between the turnbuckles! Then turns his attention over to Ms. Extreme, who has risen to a knee.
James Peters: Michael Machina closes in- BUT MS. EXTREME BLASTS HIM WITH A FOREARM OUT OF NOWHERE! MS. EXTREME IS STILL SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE, BEATING MICHAEL MACHINA BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER WITH FOREARMS!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IRISH WHIPS MICHAEL MACHINA TOWARDS THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR THAT IS WEDGED IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER!
James Peters: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA BRINGS HIMSELF TO A SCREECHING HALT BEFORE HE CAN MAKE CONTRACT! THAT MAKES MS. EXTREME IRATE, AND SHE CHARGES IN- BUT GETS SIDESTEPPED BY MACHINA, WHO SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!
(Ms. Extreme begins to crawl away from the corner, but starts to notice that blood is trickling down from her forehead now…)
James Peters: AND IF THE BACK OF THE HEAD WASN’T BAD ENOUGH, MS. EXTREME NOW IS LEAKING FROM HER FOREHEAD AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: IT WAS TO BE EXPECTED THAT CHAIR WAS GOING TO DRAW BLOOD FROM SOMEONE! IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF WHO!
Persephone: Honestly, need them to keep this level of violence up! This is getting interesting!
James Peters: Wow, Persephone. This is the happiest I’ve seen you since-
Persephone: DON’T ruin this moment for me.
James Peters: :whoa: Alright, I won’t say his name.
Persephone: Good. 😌 …though, I do wonder what he’s up to. I should call him.
James Peters: Mayyybe save that till AFTER this match. 😅
Persephone: Fine.
Rich Russillo: Back inside the ring, Michael Machina has the barbed wire chair in hand, and places it down onto the canvas. Then grabs hold of Ms. Extreme’s ankle, and pulls her in for a… STRETCH MUFFLER! MICHAEL MACHINA HAS CAMILLE LOCKED IN THE MACHINA LOCK!
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT THIS! MICHAEL MACHINA IS HOVERED OVER THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WITH THAT SUBMISSION HOLD, AND STARTS TO SIT DOWN ON IT!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! MICHAEL MACHINA IS SITTING DOWN ON THE STRETCH MUFFLER, AND THE SIDE OF MS. EXTREME’S FACE IS GETTING PUSHED DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE CHAIR!
James Peters: SCREAMS OF AGONY CAN BE HEARD! CAMILLE IS IN A WORLD OF PAIN! FIRST, BEING BENT LIKE A PRETZEL BY MICHAEL MACHINA! AND HAVING HER FACE PRESSED DOWN ONTO THAT BARBED WIRE!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE IS DOWN TO ALL FOURS, ASKING MS. EXTREME IF SHE WANTS TO QUIT, AND GIVE UP THE FALL TO MICHAEL MACHINA!
Persephone: Yeah, I’m sure she’ll answer him through all that screaming.
James Peters: MS. EXTREME RAISES HER HAND UP, CONTEMPLATING A TAPOUT IT SEEMS! IS MICHAEL MACHINA GOING TO SCORE THE FIRST FALL?! HES ALREADY SCORED FIRST BLOOD!
Rich Russillo: AND SHES TAPPING! MS. EXTREME IS TAPPING!!!
James Peters: YOU MIGHTVE SPOKE TOO SOON THERE, PARTNER! MS. EXTREME WENT TO TAP, BUT CHANGED HER MIND LAST MINUTE! DECIDING AGAINST IT!
Persephone: Is she crazy?
Rich Russillo: I’D SAY SO!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME REFUSES TO TAP OUT, EVEN IN THE PAIN SHE’S IN! DEFIANT TIL THE END! AND MICHAEL MACHINA REALIZES HE’S GETTING NOWHERE, SO DECIDES TO RELEASE THE HOLD!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme rolls off the chair, and is clutching at her face. Some pieces of flesh may have stuck to that chair!
James Peters: Michael Machina can’t believe the grit of Ms. Extreme, but it’s the defiance that appears to almost make him angrier. He is angry that he has not found a way to score a fall over Ms. Extreme just yet, and exits the ring once more.
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina has received TWO more chairs from underneath the ring, and slides them inside the ring.
James Peters: Luckily for Ms. Extreme, these aren’t of the barbed wire variety.
Rich Russillo: Well, I wouldn’t call her lucky. It’s still Michael Machina wielding steel chairs.
James Peters: Good point.
(Michael Machina props both chairs up, and places them back to back in front of the corner.)
James Peters: I… I can’t say I know what Michael Machina has planned.
Rich Russillo: Me neither, but I just know it can’t be good.
**(10:00)**
James Peters: Michael Machina took a brief glance towards the timer, and the urgency for him is starting to pick up as he grabs a handful of Ms. Extreme’s hair, and places her in the corner. Michael Machina lifts her to the top turnbuckle, and starts to climb up there himself. MICHAEL MACHINA MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THE HURRICANRANA!
Rich Russillo: IF HE HITS THIS, THEN MS. EXTREME WILL LAND BACK FIRST ON THE TOP RAIL OF THOSE CHAIRS!
James Peters: MACHINA TRIES CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE- BUT MS. EXTREME SLIPS OUT THROUGH HIS LEGS, AND TRIES TO POWERBOMB MACHINA OUT THE CORNER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR RAILS!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE HITS IT! MS. EXTREME JUST POWERBOMBED MACHINA ONTO THE TOP RAIL OF THOSE STEEL CHAIRS, AND THE BIG MAN IS WRITHING IN PAIN!
Persephone: No shit. He just got free chiropractic treatment.
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA ROLLS OUT THE RING, AND DROPS TO BOTH KNEES, FAVORING HIS BACK! ITS NO DOUBT HE’LL NEED A DOCTOR AFTER THIS!
Rich Russillo: HELL, BOTH WILL NEED A DOCTOR AFTER THIS!
Persephone: Just better hope they’re not booked on Voltage the week after.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme eyes that barbed wire chair, and grabs hold of it. Ms. Extreme is in possession of the barbed wire chair, the SAME chair that Michael Machina introduced into this match, and used to inflict punishment upon her. Ms. Extreme might be looking for a bit of payback!
Rich Russillo: Camille starts climbing to the top rope with her back turned towards Machina, barbed wire chair close to her chest… AND SHE FLIES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT! USING THAT CHAIR TO HER ADVANTAGE!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT IS RIGHT! MS. EXTREME SACRIFICING HERSELF IN ORDER TO INFLICT DAMAGE! MICHAEL MACHINA TRIED TO GET HIS FOREARMS UP- BUT WOUND UP GETTING THEM CUT FROM THAT BARBED WIRE AS A RESULT!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS CLUTCHING AT HIS FOREARM WHILE SQUIRMING AROUND ON THE OUTSIDE, ONE HAVING BEEN CUT UP PRETTY BAD THERE!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME DROPS THE CHAIR, AND FOCUSES ON MICHAEL MACHINA, PULLING HIM UP, AND ROLLING HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! WHILE MACHINA LOOKS TO RECOVER INSIDE THE RING, MS. EXTREME STARTS DOING SOME DIGGING UNDERNEATH IT!
Rich Russillo: …AND PULLS OUT A TABLE!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME SLIDES IT INSIDE THE RING, AND STARTS TO LEAN IT UP AGAINST THE CORNER! BUT IN THE PROCESS OF SETTING THIS UP, MAY HAVE GIVEN MICHAEL MACHINA TOO MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AS THE MACHINE IS ALREADY UP TO A KNEE!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME CLOSES IN, BUT GETS SCOOPED UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY! HOWEVER, MS. EXTREME STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH ELBOWS TO THE JAW!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA STAGGERS BACK, AND MS. EXTREME SLIPS OFF HIS SHOULDER, CATCHING HERSELF ON THE APRON! MS. EXTREME SPINS MICHAEL AROUND, AND GOES TO SUPLEX HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: AND YOU SEE WHAT’S OUT THERE, GUYS! THAT CONCRETE MS. EXTREME EXPOSED EARLIER!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA BLOCKS THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT, AND TWIRLS OUT OF IT, LANDING A FOREARM SHOT ON MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME IS STUNNED, AND MICHAEL MACHINA STEPS OUT TO THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME EXPLODES WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI TO THE SIDE OF MICHAEL MACHINA’S SKULL, AND SHE HOOKS HIM UP! MS. EXTREME HOOKS MICHAEL MACHINA UP FOR A TWIST OF FATE OFF THE APRON!
**SPLAT**
James Peters: BOTH COMPETITORS GO SPLAT ON THAT EXPOSED CONCRETE AS MS. EXTREME LANDED THAT TWISTING NECKBREAKER OFF THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: BUT NEITHER COMPETITOR ARE IN A PLACE TO CAPITALIZE AS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HIT THE MOVE, MS. EXTREME TOOK SOME DAMAGE HERSELF!
James Peters: But she is the first to stir, and grabs hold of Michael Machina, struggling to pull 240 pounds of dead weight back to his feet, but eventually manages it. Ms. Extreme slowly rolls Michael Machina back inside the ring, and slithers in herself.
Persephone: Go for the cover!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme has other intentions in mind it seems, having eyed that table she propped up in the corner. Ms. Extreme begins to lift Michael Machina back to his feet, getting the big man up to a knee- WAIT!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA SCOOPS MS. EXTREME UP, AND RAMS HER BACK FIRST INTO THE TABLE WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Rich Russillo: AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE OUT! MICHAEL MACHINA HASNT MOVED A MUSCLE! NEITHER HAS MS. EXTREME AFTER BEING RAMMED THROUGH THAT TABLE!
James Peters: HOW DID MICHAEL MACHINA EVEN RECOVER SO FAST AFTER BEING SLAMMED ONTO THAT CONCRETE FLOOR?!
Rich Russillo: IF I WERE TO GUESS, ADRENALINE! THE SOLE THING PROBABLY KEEPING BOTH COMPETITORS RUNNING AT THE MOMENT! ADRENALINE!
Persephone: See? She would’ve went for the cover.
James Peters: It’s possible that Ms. Extreme was looking for something more definitive, and that’s what cost her! Giving Michael Machina even that SECOND of breathing room!
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina MIGHT just actually be a machine. I’m not sure it’s a nickname anymore!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme remains out, but Michael rolls out underneath the bottom rope, and drops to his knees in pain. This match has put wear and tear on BOTH competitors.
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina goes searching underneath the ring, and pulls out a table… not stopping there, pulls out ANOTHER table! Michael Machina begins to setup both ringside, putting the tables side by side. But notices that back inside the ring, Ms. Extreme has recovered as well, crawling out from the rubble.
James Peters: WHAT?! MS. EXTREME HAS ALREADY MANAGE TO RECOVER, AND MICHAEL MACHINA IS A BIT TAKEN ABACK HIMSELF!
Rich Russillo: IF THERES ONE THING WE CAN TAKE AWAY, ITS THAT BOTH COMPETITORS TONIGHT ARE RESILIENT!
Jamws Peters: MACHINA WAS PROBABLY GOING TO STOP AT THE TABLES, BUT NOW, HAS GONE DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE RING SOME MORE, AND SLIDES IN A BARBED WIRE BOARD! LOOKING TO STOP MS. EXTREME FROM MOVING PERMANENTLY!
**(5:00)**
James Peters: FIVE MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK! MICHAEL MACHINA ROLLS BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND PROPS THE BOARD UP IN THE CORNER! MOVING WITH A SPEED AND URGENCY WE HAVEN’T QUITE SEEN FROM HIM TONIGHT! MACHINA HOISTS CAMILLE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER, AND CHARGES TOWARD THE BOARD!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME SLIPS OUT BEHIND HIM, AND MICHAEL MACHINA ALMOST RUNS INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD- BUT STOPS HIMSELF! MACHINA SPINS AROUND, AND MS. EXTREME CHARGES IN WITH A SPEAR! LOOKING TO GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
James Peters: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA SIDESTEPS, AND UNLIKE WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR, MS. EXTREME HALTS HER MOMENTUM! PUTTING ON THE BRAKES! AND SPINS AROUND-
Rich Russillo: KICK TO THE GUT BY MICHAEL MACHINA! MICHAEL GOES TO HOIST HER UP FOR THE .50 CAL POWERBOMB!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME TWIRLS OUT OF IT! MICHAEL SWINGS WILDLY WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT GETS CAUGHT! HE GOT CAUGHT BY MS. EXTREME, AND GETS LAUNCHED WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!
Rich Russillo: AND MICHAEL MACHINA IS STUCK TO THAT BOARD! THE BARBED WIRE DIGGING INTO HIS SKIN! HIS BACK AND ARMS GETTING CUT UP!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA PEELS HIMSELF OUT OF THE BARBED WIRE, ROLLING AWAY FROM THE BOARD, BUT MS. EXTREME HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER! KNOWING THE TIME LEFT ON THE CLOCK!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING MICHAEL MACHINA HAS BEEN THROUGH, HE KICKS OUT!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS IRATE, AND PULLS MICHAEL MACHINA BACK TO HIS FEET- HAMMERING HIM WITH A FOREARM!
Rich Russillo: BUT MICHAEL MACHINA BATTLES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE TRADING BLOWS NOW! CAMILLE! MACHINA! CAMILLE! MACHINA! CAMILLE! CAMILLE! CAMILLE! CAMILLE!
James Peters: CAMILLE IS GETTING A SECOND WIND, HAMMERING MICHAEL MACHINA WITH MULTIPLE FOREARMS, AND ENDS IT OFF WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA GETS KNOCKED BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND MS. EXTREME MARCHES TO THE OPPOSITE! FIRE IN HER EYES! CAMILLE SHOOTS OUT THE CORNER!
James Peters: BUT AS DOES MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Rich Russillo: MONEY SHOT JUST TURNED HER INSIDE OUT!
Persephone: Seriously, he needs a new name for that clothesline.
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND PULLS CAMILLE INTO POSITION FOR A .50 CAL POWERBOMB! MICHAEL MACHINA HOISTS HER UP!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE SLIPS OUT BEHIND MICHAEL MACHINA, AND LANDS ON HER FEET! MACHINA SPINS AROUND- SUPERKICK!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME WITH A SUPERKICK, AND MICHAEL MACHINA GOES TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! CATCHING HIMSELF ON THE APRON! BUT RINGSIDE ARE THOSE TWO TABLES MICHAEL MACHINA SETUP PRIOR!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE WAITS FOR MACHINA TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP- AND DELIVERS ANOTHER SUPERKICK!
James Peters: BUT INSTEAD OF FALLING OFF THE APRON, MICHAEL MACHINA COLLAPSES ON THE APRON INSTEAD! HE LOOKS OUT OF IT AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS LAID OUT COLD ON THE APRON, AND MS. EXTREME EXITS THE RING! LOOKING UNDERNEATH FOR A LADDER!
James Peters: THE PLAYING FIELD HAS BEEN UPPED! MS. EXTREME JUST PULLED OUT A LADDER, AND SLIDES IT INSIDE THE RING!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME STANDS THE LADDER UP INSIDE THE RING, BUT GETS DRAGGED OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE BY MACHINA!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME SCORES WITH A RIGHT, AND SLAMS MICHAEL MACHINA FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! BUT DOESNT STOP THERE, SLAMMING HIM REPEATEDLY ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA IS DAZED AND CONFUSED OFF BEING SLAMMED ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS COUNTLESS TIMES, AND MS. EXTREME USES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PLACE HIM ONTO THE TABLES!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME HOPS UP ON THE APRON, AND STARTS ASCENDING UP THE LADDER! MS. EXTREME CLIMBS PRETTY HIGH UP, AND TURNS AROUND TO FACE MICHAEL MACHINA, WHO IS STILL SPRAWLED OUT ON BOTH TABLES RINGSIDE!
Rich Russillo: AND MS. EXTREME TAKES THE ULTIMATE RISK, DIVING ONTO MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A LEG DROP! CRASHING THROUGH BOTH TABLES!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS DOWN! MICHAEL MACHINA IS DOWN! BOTH JUST LYING IN THAT RUBBLE!
Persephone: Congrats. Now, the time is going to run out with zero falls for both.
Rich Russillo: PERSEPHONE’S RIGHT! IN TAKING OUT MICHAEL MACHINA, MS. EXTREME MAY HAVE TAKEN HERSELF OUT AS WELL! NEITHER HAVE MOVED SINCE CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE!
**(3:00)**
James Peters: THREE MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK- WAIT! WAIT! MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME IS SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO PULL MICHAEL MACHINA OUT THAT RUBBLE, AND ROLL HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME FOLDS, AND TOSSES THE LADDER OUT! CREATING SPACE INSIDE THE RING AS SHE STARTS TO STALK MICHAEL MACHINA FROM THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS URGING FOR MACHINS TO GET UP! SHE HAS ONE THING IN MIND! MS. EXTREME IS GOING FOR HOLY GROUND!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA STRUGGLES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND CAMILLE SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER! …HOLY GROUND!!
Rich Russillo: BULLET FROM HELL!!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA CAUGHT MS. EXTREME WITH A BULLET FROM HELL!
Rich Russillo: MACHINA DAMN NEAR SPLIT HER IN HALF! AND CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA HAS SCORED THE FIRST FALL!
Persephone: No, he didn’t. Look closer, you dope.
Rich Russillo: WHAT?! MS. EXTREME GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: BARELY AT THAT! MS. EXTREME BARELY INCHED THAT SHOULDER OFF THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA CANT BELIEVE! HE CANT BELIEVE THAT MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO KICKOUT! BUT WITH TIME RUNNING DOWN, MICHAEL MACHINA IS IMMEDIATELY BACK ON THE ATTACK WITH MOUNTED ELBOWS!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA IS UPPING THE AGGRESSION, DOING WHAT HE DID ON DYNASTY! ELBOWING MS. EXTREME REPEATEDLY!
Rich Russillo: ELBOW AFTER ELBOW! THIS IS GETTING SICKENING! ESPECIALLY IF YOU KNOW MS. EXTREME’S HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS!
James Peters: WITH THE ONSLAUGHT SHE IS SUFFERING, ITS POSSIBLE THAT SHES CONCUSSED RIGHT NOW! MICHAEL MACHINA IS UNRELENTING WITH THE ELBOWS!
(Finally, Michael Machina relents, and looks down at a bloody and battered Ms. Extreme, who is very much concussed based on the beatdown she just suffered. The referee decides to check on her.)
Referee: (off-mic) What do you say, Camille? I can end this right now.
(Ms. Extreme grabs the referee’s arm…)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) … Never.
Persephone: She cannot be serious.)
James Peters: WELL, MICHAEL MACHINA APPEARS TO BE THINKING THE SAME THING! LOOK AT THAT CRAZED LOOK IN HIS EYES!
Michael Machina: (off-mic) You should have let him end it.
(Ms. Extreme cracks a faint smirk… before SPITTING blood in Michael Machina’s face.)
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) … Fuck you.
Michael Machina: (off-mic) … You’re gonna regret that…
Rich Russillo: NOT A WISE MOVE ON MS. EXTREME’S END! MICHAEL IS GOING TO TOWN! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW ONCE AGAIN!
James Peters: CMON, CAMILLE! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LET HIM STOP THIS!
Rich Russillo: BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE! MICHAEL MACHINA IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF STOPPING!
**(00:30)**
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA JUST NOTICED THE TIME ON THE CLOCK, AND THERE’S NOT MUCH LEFT!
Rich Russillo: THIRTY SECONDS LEFT! MACHINA SNAPS OUT OF IT, AND QUICKLY MOVES TO THE CORNER!
James Peters: MACHINA IS NOW THE ONE URGING FOR MS. EXTREME BACK TO HER FEET!
Rich Russillo: TIME IS RUNNING DOWN!
(Ms. Extreme struggles back to her feet, barely able to stand. She knows she has nothing left given all of the damage done to the end, yet as she stares at Michael Machina, she doesn’t lose the smirk that was on her face. Instead, she gives him the middle finger, while Machina is less than amused.
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is defiant till the end, but Michael Machina isn’t taking too kindly to her resilience!
Rich Russillo: BULLET FROM HELL!
James Peters: MICHAEL MACHINA SHOT OUT OF THE CORNER WITH THAT BULLET FROM HELL! AND HOOKS THE LEG, HAVING SPLIT MS. EXTREME IN HALF!
**(00:03)**
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
**(00:02)**
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
**(00:01)**
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
**(00:00)**
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Ms. Extreme: 0)
(Michael Machina: 1)
Bella Braxton: HERES YOUR WINNER… MICHAEL MACHINA!!
(“Apostle’s Warning” by Mobb Deep plays to a mixed reaction from fans as Michael Machina stands up, and has his hand raised in victory by the referee briefly before Machina snatches it away. Michael doubles over, his body coursing with pain from the war he just had with Ms. Extreme, and having the scars to prove it. His arms and back torn apart from barbed wire. Both Elitists are bloody following this match, but Michael Machina is able to stand as the winner of this match.)
James Peters: He’s done it. Michael Machina has defeated Ms. Extreme.
Rich Russillo: And in brutal fashion, delivering elbow after elbow. No doubt adding to the concussion history of Ms. Extreme.
James Peters: Who no matter what Michael Machina had put her through, refused to quit.
James Peters: No, she remained defiant til the very end.
Persephone: “Defiant.” Try stupid.
James Peters: :wow:
(Michael Machina begins to leave the ring, and medical personal rush past him while he heads up the ramp, entering the ring, so they can tend to Camille.)
Rich Russillo: And there, you see medical personnel entering the ring.
James Peters: Michael Machina may need it later himself, given the cuts and bruises he has.
Rich Russillo: Look around the ring. Look at their bodies. While Machina was victorious, it wasn’t easy.
James Peters: These two went through an absolute war.
(Michael Machina looks back on the stage, and takes both straps down, raising his fists in victory as the camera fades elsewhere.)
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(A video package begins to play, showing highlights of all of the Barbed Wire Massacre matches throughout the years. Matches such as Impact versus Rex McAllister, Charlie Marr versus Malcolm Jones, Minerva versus Myles versus Drake King, and even most recently, Drake King versus Methuselah. Fans throughout the years are seen cheering as the action throughout all of the nine Barbed Wire Massacre matches is shown on the screen, before finally a voice is heard.)
Narrator: Time and time again, Barbed Wire Massacre is proven to be a match unlike any other. Nine times this match had happened in EAW history, and each time, this match changed the lives of those participating in it.
(Highlights of the previous matches are shown, showing some of the significant moments of each of these matches such as Impact choking out Rex McAllister with a singapore cane, Charlie Marr sending Ms. Extreme into a bed of nails with the charing cross, the infamous railroad spike that’d be used throughout various Barbed Wire Massacre matches, and more. As the clips continue to play, the narrator once again begins to speak.)
Narrator: Only fourteen Elitists have had their names written in the history books as former participants in Barbed Wire Massacre. Impact, Rex McAllister, Charlie Marr, Daryl Kinkade, Ms. Extreme, Malcolm Jones, Drake King, TLA, Minerva, Raven Roberts, Myles, Donovan Duke, Justin Windgate, and Methuselah. These are the Elitists that have competed in Barbed Wire Massacre, a match that can only be won via pinfall, submission… Or execution. The choice is yours, and throughout time various Elitists have had the opportunity to make that choice, as career defining moments would come out of this match, whether it’s through success or through defeat.
(As the recap continues, the highlights would begin to show moments that occurred at the very end of the matches, showing how each Elitist was able to win a Barbed Wire Massacre.)
Narrator: Of the fourteen former participants of the Barbed Wire Massacre… There are now seven that can say they’ve won the match. Charlie Marr, Malcolm Jones, Minerva, Myles, TLA, Raven Roberts and Drake King have all managed to succeed at least once in this life-shortening match, leaving everyone else involved in these matches to rot. However, between these seven Elitists, there are some who’ve managed to find themselves in the history books on more than one occasion.
(Highlights begin to play, but it’s specifically focused on two Elitists, those being Charlie Marr and Minerva. Charlie Marr’s victory over Daryl Kinkade at Fighting Spirit: Seoul back in 2019 would be shown, and directly following this would be his successful EAW World Championship defense against Ms. Extreme, which took place at the Wicked Games of the same year. As for Minerva, the first highlight would reveal the victory she and Myles picked up as a team, two years after Charlie’s victory at Wicked Games 2021. Her second win would also be in an EAW World Championship match, one that took place at Pain for Pride 15 as she defeated both Myles and Drake King to become the Champion.)
Narrator: Charlie Marr and Minerva are the only two Elitists in EAW history to win more than one Barbed Wire Massacre… But alongside Drake King, these Elitists also hold the current record for competing in this match more than any other Elitist. These three Elitists have entered this match three times, but in a match as dangerous as this, victory is never guaranteed.
(While the highlights continue, this time it shows Elitists that were on the other side of history. Malcolm Jones would be the third Elitist Charlie Marr faced in Barbed Wire Massacre, and at Pain for Pride 13, Malcolm would defeat his longtime enemy. Raven Roberts would be another Elitist that settled the score through this match, as both her and Minerva’s first experience with Barbed Wire Massacre would be at Shock Value 2021, where Raven picked up the victory.)
Narrator: While Charlie Marr and Minerva hold the record for the most victories in Barbed Wire Massacre, one Elitist still holds the record for the most losses.
(That Elitist would be Drake King, who first competed in Barbed Wire Massacre back at Wicked Games 2020 against TLA. Highlights of the match would be shown, with TLA ultimately picking up the victory, and directly following this would be the match against Myles and Minerva at Pain for Pride 15, the same match where Minerva would achieve her second victory. This match would be the second time Drake has lost in Barbed Wire Massacre, which is more than any other Elitist.)
Narrator: Barbed Wire Massacre is unique enough on its own, but throughout time Elitists have found ways to further change the game, introducing variations of this match that have only ever been seen once.
(Highlights of the match between Raven Roberts and Minerva at Shock Value 2021. This would be a special variation of the Barbed Wire Massacre, known as “Barbed Wire Massacre: Shock Value Style”. In a normal version of this match the ropes are replaced with barbed wire, weapons are scattered around ringside and more, but this match took things to another level. On top of all of the rules for a normal Barbed Wire Massacre, in this match both the ropes and every weapon involved were electric.)
Narrator: Barbed Wire Massacre: Shock Value Style. This match was unlike any other, but this was not the only time Barbed Wire Massacre went a step beyond the norm.
(Highlights of the Barbed Wire Massacre at Wicked Games 2021 would be shown, as this would be the first and only time a Barbed Wire Massacre was held in a tag team match. This match would see Myles and Minerva team up against Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke in a match with a lot on the line. Windgate and Duke’s victory would force New Eden to permanently disband, while New Eden’s victory would give them control over Voltage for an entire month.)
Narrator: Once again the Barbed Wire Massacre would face a unique setting, as at Wicked Games 2021 these four Elitists would have to focus on working as a team while tearing their opponents apart. Almost one entire year later, the most recent Barbed Wire Massacre would occur, and it would happen in another match that has not been seen.
(The first ever triple threat Barbed Wire Massacre would be held at Pain for Pride 15, in the EAW World Championship match between former New Eden allies Myles, Minerva and Drake King, three Elitists who’ve all participated in the match before. This is the match that’d result in Minerva’s victory, causing her to match Charlie’s record as the second Elitist to win two Barbed Wire Massacres.)
Narrator: As time passes, history continues to show that Barbed Wire Massacre is a match that never fails to deliver, and never fails to shorten careers. Last year proved to be no exception, as the EAW World Championship was on the line.
(A brief recap of Pain for Pride 16’s Barbed Wire Massacre for the EAW World Championship would be shown. Moments of the match would be highlighted, ending with Drake King defeating Methuselah with the “Book of Dristianity”.)
Narrator: This year, the circumstances have changed. Once again three Elitists walk into Barbed Wire Massacre, only this will be a triple threat unlike any other. A triple threat that exists only because of the Champion’s actions.
(A recap of season 18’s events so far would be shown. Limmy Monaghan and Methuselah had fought for the opportunity to compete for the EAW World Championship, but Jake Smith would disrupt the match. In his attempt to enter Bloodsport with no challenger, he’d instead be forced to defend his title against both Limmy and Methuselah in Barbed Wire Massacre X. Other moments of the last few weeks would be shown, where the three men would continue to attack each other, and even recently Jake would disrupt Methuselah’s match, leading to a brawl after Limmy would unintentionally take out Caroline.)
Narrator: Very soon, Jake Smith will face a hell of his own creation as he defends his Championship against the two men he wanted nowhere near it.
(The history between Jake and his two challengers would be shown. Jake and Limmy were former teammates in Insurgency, while Methuselah would be one of the Elitists they made an enemy out of back then. Years have passed since 2021, and the victories and accomplishments of all three men since then would also be shown.)
Narrator: At Bloodsport, one of these three men will leave with the EAW World Championship, and potentially the lives of their opponents. At Bloodsport, either Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan or Methuselah will walk out of Barbed Wire Massacre X as the EAW World Champion.
(Footage is shown, featuring all of the winners of the past Barbed Wire Massacres. Impact’s victory over Rex McAllister for the World Heavyweight Championship, Charlie Marr’s victory against Daryl Kinkade and successful Championship defense against Ms. Extreme, Malcolm Jones’ victory against Charlie Marr, TLA’s victory against Drake King, Raven Roberts’ victory against Minerva, New Eden’s victory against Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke for control of Voltage, Minerva’s victory against Myles and Drake King, and Drake King’s victory against Methuselah are all shown. After this, one last shot of Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan and Methuselah is shown, as Jake raises his World Championship against his two challenges. After this, the camera fades out.)
(The camera returns to ringside, where the ring has been transformed in preparation for Barbed Wire Massacre. The ropes have been replaced with barbed wire, and in each corner of the ring is a barbed wire covered piece of plywood. At ringside Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone in her hand, as she begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is BARBED WIRE MASSACRE X, FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd explodes with cheers, until the lights go out in the arena. ‘Praise Gawd’ by Kanye West hits, and as the fans in attendance boo, fog begins to fill the stage. Before long, Methuselah would be seen walking out of the fog, putting up double horns signs ahead of this EAW World Championship match. Methuselah stares inside of the ring, already familiar with the Barbed Wire Massacre structure, and without any hesitation he begins walking down the ramp, heading towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!… From The Ether… Weighing in at 17 Stone… HE IS THE DEMIURGE, MEEEEEEEEEETTTHHUUUUSSSEEELLAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Here comes Methuselah, who is potentially the most dangerous man in this match. It can’t be said enough that this is the Elitist Jake and Limmy need to watch out for, as his resume already speaks for itself.
Rich Russillo: It’s not often that we get a seemingly full-time Methuselah go after the World Championship, but here we are. Methuselah wants that Championship, and if there is anyone who could successfully take it, it’s him.
Persephone: Nobody wants the hasbeen as Champion. Why do these three get to fight for the World title while Luis is stuck on another brand??
(As Methuselah waits in the ring, ‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu and Hazel Fernandes hits, causing the crowd to explode with cheers. The camera pans towards the stage as Limmy Monaghan begins to walk out, staring directly at Methuselah. Limmy has a focused look on his face, knowing how important of a match this is for him. Limmy doesn’t look concerned at all seeing how the ring has been altered for Barbed Wire Massacre X, and instead he begins making his way down the ramp, ready for this match.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… Residing in Golden Beach, Florida… Weighing in at 227 pounds… HE IS THE ACE, LIIIIIIIIMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY MMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAGHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Limmy Monaghan is on his way to the ring, and remember everyone, we weren’t supposed to see BOTH of these men challenge Jake. The winner of Methuselah versus Limmy was meant to earn this opportunity, but Jake interfered and caused this triple threat to be made.
Rich Russillo: That turned out to be a huge mistake on Jake’s part, because look at his two challengers. Methuselah is already a major threat, but just last year Limmy had an incredible World Heavyweight Championship reign. We may very well see him start a second World title reign tonight.
Persephone: It should’ve been Luis, not him.
(Finally, ‘Stop Breathing (Burn In My Light Intro)’ hits. Every single fan in attendance begins to loudly boo, and after a little while Jake Smith begins walking out to the stage. Jake is raising the EAW World Championship with a smirk on his face, looking directly at his two challengers, who Jake has provoked since this season started. Jake has a confident look on his face, trying to ignore the way the ring has been set up for Barbed Wire Massacre, knowing that he never wanted any part of it. Jake begins walking down the ramp, all while his two opponents watch.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Atherton, California… Weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION… THE PROCESS, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE SMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTHHHHH!!!!!!!
James Peters: And here is the Champion, who in his efforts to prevent this match from happening has only created an even tougher first Championship defense for himself.
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith is a very talented Elitist in his own right, but you have to wonder if he may have gone a bit too far over the past month. Knowing how tough a match like this will be to win, Jake’s second World Championship reign may be a very short one.
Persephone: Thank God this is Barbed Wire Massacre. I couldn’t imagine having to watch Jake Smith wrestle a normal match right now.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: SPEAR!!!!!!
Persephone: That was fast.
James Peters: METHUSELAH JUST EXPLODED OUT OF HIS CORNER, TAKING THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION OUT WITH A SPEAR!!!! JAKE SMITH IS DOWN- BUT LOOK!
Rich Russillo: DIABLE JAMBE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!! JAKE SMITH ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, MEANWHILE METHUSELAH WAS JUST SENT BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE COVERED PLYWOOD IN THE CORNER! THIS MATCH HAS ALREADY STARTED OFF HOT AS LIMMY MONAGHAN IS JUST THROWING EVERYTHING HE HAS AT METHUSELAH AFTER CATCHING HIM OFF GUARD WITH DIABLE JAMBE! LIMMY REPEATEDLY THROWS ELBOWS AND FOREARMS AT THE CHAIRMAN, AND THANKS TO THE BARBED WIRE IT WON’T BE SO EASY TO GET OUT OF THIS!
James Peters: Limmy tears Methuselah off of the plywood, and ALREADY blood has been drawn thanks to it! Limmy now, POPPING METHUSELAH UP FOR EXCALIBUR, RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD!!! ONCE AGAIN METHUSELAH IS SENT INTO THE BARBED WIRE, THIS TIME BY THE POP-UP DEATH VALLEY BOMB AS LIMMY MONAGHAN ISN’T LETTING UP ON THE CHAIRMAN!!! METHUSELAH FALLS OUT OF THE CORNER AS LIMMY BACKS UP INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND I THINK WE MIGHT BE ON THE VERGE OF SEEING THE SHORTEST BARBED WIRE MASSACRE EVER! METHUSELAH SLOWLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP, BUT LIMMY IMMEDIATELY BEGINS CHARGING IN!
Rich Russillo: DIVINE DEPARTURE!!!
Persephone: DEMOLITION!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!?!? JUST BEFORE LIMMY COULD CONNECT WITH DIVINE DEPARTURE, METHUSELAH JUMPED UP AND DROPPED HIM WITH DEMOLITION! WHAT AN AMAZING CUTTER BY METHUSELAH, WHO HOLDS HIS ALREADY TORN UP BACK AS HE RETURNS TO HIS FEET! This time it’s Methuselah backing into the corner of the ring, as Limmy Monaghan is in a terrible spot here! Methuselah is yelling for Limmy to wake up, and I think we all can tell what he’s setting up for right now!
James Peters: Limmy slowly begins pushing himself back to his feet, AND NOW METHUSELAH RUSHES OUT OF HIS CORNER! SPEAR-
Rich Russillo: OUTER HEAVEN!!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN CATCHES METHUSELAH WITH OUTER HEAVEN JUST AS HE WENT FOR THE SPEAR!!!!!! METHUSELAH IS DOWN AND OUT AFTER BEING CAUGHT BY THE FINISHING MOVE, AND NOW LIMMY MONAGHAN QUICKLY TURNS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION AND WIN BARBED WIRE MASSACRE IN RECORD TIME!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE-
(*CRASH!*)
Persephone: THE MIDGET IS FINALLY BACK, AND I THINK HE JUST SMASHED ONE OF THOSE FUNHOUSE MIRRORS FROM EARLIER OVER LIMMY’S HEAD BEFORE THE REF COULD EVEN REACH ONE!
James Peters: JAKE QUICKLY THROWS LIMMY OFF OF METHUSELAH, AND NOW HE TRIES TO STEAL THE PIN FOR HIMSELF!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN-
Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY IS ABLE TO GRAB ONE OF THE GLASS SHARDS AND STAB JAKE IN THE SHOULDER WITH IT, CAUSING JAKE TO ROLL OFF OF METHUSELAH IN PAIN!!!!
James Peters: Limmy is able to push himself back to his feet before grabbing onto Jake, AND IT LOOKS LIKE LIMMY IS SETTING UP FOR OUTER HEAVEN! WITH THAT GLASS SHARD IN JAKE’S SHOULDER, I DON’T THINK FIGHTING OUT OF THIS WILL BE SO EASY, EITHER! I THINK LIMMY IS ABOUT TO PUT DOWN THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT A SECOND! JAKE IS ABLE TO DROP DOWN TO BOTH KNEES- FREEING HIS GOOD ARM BEFORE DELIVERING A LOW BLOW!!! JAKE WITH A LOW BLOW TO LIMMY, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT JAKE HAVING NO WAY OUT OF THIS!!! LIMMY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND JAKE QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP BEFORE DELIVERING A SUPERKICK, CAUSING LIMMY TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! Limmy Monaghan is out at ringside, but Jake turns around, and it looks like Methuselah has gotten out of the ring as well!
Persephone: Well it looks like the match isn’t ending anytime soon now, but I don’t really care. As long as they keep bleeding I’m fine with this. Look at that, Jake’s pulling the glass shard out of his shoulder!
James Peters: Yeah, and I’m sure that hurt like hell, but if Jake left that there throughout the whole match it’d only create a bigger issue. Jake now sliding out of the ring, careful to avoid the barbed wire replacing the ropes, and it looks like he’s going after Limmy. Jake digs under the ring as Limmy uses the barricade to try and pull himself up, AND JAKE TURNS AROUND AND HITS LIMMY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED BASEBALL BAT!!! LIMMY DROPS DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, AND NOW IT’S JAKE’S TURN TO TRY AND TAKE HIS OPPONENTS OUT OF THIS MATCH! Jake hits Limmy with the baseball bat a second time, and now a third time, and Limmy’s gotta be out at this point! Jake knows that Limmy isn’t his only opponent tonight though, and last time he looked, Methuselah had rolled out to the opposite side of the ring!
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith takes the barbed wire bat as he walks over towards the opposite side of the ring, AND HE BEGINS RUNNING OVER TO-
Persephone: HAHA! METHUSELAH HAD THE STEEL STEPS IN HIS HANDS, AND HE JUST SENT THEM RIGHT INTO JAKE’S FACE!!! HE HAD TO HAVE BROKEN SOMETHING JUST NOW!
James Peters: JAKE DROPS TO THE GROUND HOLDING HIS FACE AS THE BAT FALLS ONTO THE APRON, AND I THINK HE JUST REMEMBERED THAT THE LAST THING ANYONE SHOULD DO IS GIVE METHUSELAH OF ALL PEOPLE TIME TO RECOVER! We already saw Methuselah start this match spearing Jake, and we saw the back and forth between Methuselah and Limmy. None of these men are at their one hundred percent, but Methuselah has never been an easy man to put down.
Rich Russillo: Methuselah pulls Jake up into a double underhook, AND NOW HE DELIVERS THE METH FX ONTO THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!! JAKE SLOWLY ROLLS OFF OF THE STEPS, AND I THINK PERSEPHONE MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT! Blood is coming down Jake’s face, and those steps might’ve busted his nose! Methuselah doesn’t look like he’s satisfied though, as he begins dragging Jake over towards the apron, BEFORE DRAGGING HIS FACE ACROSS THE BARBED WIRE!!!! BARBED WIRE IS IN PLACE OF THE ROPES FOR THIS MATCH, AND RIGHT NOW JAKE IS JUST HAVING HIS FACE TORN APART BY IT!
James Peters: METHUSELAH PULLS JAKE OFF OF THE BARBED WIRE, AND- OH MY GOD!
Persephone: EW! TOO CLOSE!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH JUST THREW JAKE OVER OUR TABLE, AND I THINK THIS MATCH IS ABOUT TO TAKE ANOTHER TURN AS METHUSELAH IS LOOKING TO BREAK THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! Methuselah is clearing our table out now, and this is starting to look really bad for Jake! Blood is completely pouring out of Jake’s face now, and if I had to guess, Methuselah is about to destroy our table using Jake’s body!
James Peters: Methuselah gets on top of our table before beginning to pull Jake onto it, and whatever Methuselah has in mind here, it’ll probably take Jake out of this match! Methuselah now beginning to drag Jake back up- BUT WAIT A SECOND! LOOK WHO’S BACK!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY HOPS ONTO THE TABLE BEHIND METHUSELAH, AND HE GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE ARMS BEFORE DELIVERING A DRAGON SUPLEX OFF OF THE TABLE!!!!! METHUSELAH IS PLANTED NEARLY HEAD FIRST ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BY LIMMY MONAGHAN, BUT IN DOING SO HE JUST SAVED JAKE SMITH!!!! JAKE IS ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY BACK UP, AND NOW HE WAITS FOR LIMMY TO GET BACK UP BEFORE LOOKING FOR HELL ABOVE-
James Peters: DIABLE JAMBE!!!! JAKE JUMPED OFF OF THE TABLE, RIGHT INTO THE KNEE STRIKE!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE LIMMY WAS PREPARED AFTER ALL AS HE GRABS JAKE AND SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!!! Limmy Monaghan knows he has a great shot at winning here, but as he turns around he notices Methuselah is somehow already beginning to stir! If Limmy wants to end this match, he’ll need to somehow keep BOTH of his opponents down!
Rich Russillo: Limmy Monaghan walks over towards the steel steps, which have already been used not too long ago. Limmy needs to take Methuselah down quickly if he wants to have enough time to capitalize on the damage he’s done to Jake, and I think he’s found a way to do so! Limmy lifts up the steel steps-
Persephone: BUT JUST AS HE DOES THAT, METHUSELAH IS ABLE TO RUSH TOWARDS HIM AND SPEAR HIM THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!! HOW DID HE EVEN GET BACK UP? WASN’T HE BASICALLY DROPPED ON HIS NECK!?
James Peters: LIMMY HAD TO HAVE WONDERED THE SAME THING! METHUSELAH WAS ONLY JUST BEGINNING TO STIR, BUT HE PICKED HIS SPOT AND CHARGED IN JUST AS LIMMY STARTED PICKING UP THOSE STEPS! METHUSELAH MIGHT HAVE JUST KILLED LIMMY’S CHANCES OF WINNING THIS MATCH, AND REMEMBER EVERYONE, JAKE SMITH IS STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF GETTING HIT WITH DIABLE JAMBE! METHUSELAH PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE REMAINS OF THE BARRICADE, AND I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE JUST WON THE MATCH WITH THIS MOVE!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah slowly makes his way towards the ring before sliding in, and he notices Jake slowly beginning to find his way back up! Jake has taken some serious damage throughout this match, and Methuselah is looking to capitalize on it himself! Jake makes it back to his feet, and it looks like this match is about to end exactly how it started! METHUSELAH RUNS IN, PUTTING THIS MATCH TO AN END WITH ANOTHER SPEAR!!!
James Peters: NO! SUPERKICK BY JAKE!!!!! JAKE JUST HIT METHUSELAH WITH A SUPERKICK, AND METHUSELAH REMAINS STANDING BUT JAKE IS IMMEDIATELY ABLE TO GRAB HIM FROM BEHIND, BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH PROPHETIC!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JAKE DOESN’T STOP THERE, EITHER!!!!! JAKE HOLDS ONTO METHUSELAH AS HE FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE HITS A SECOND PROPHETIC!!!!! JAKE IS ABLE TO HIT PROPHETIC ON METHUSELAH TWO TIMES IN A ROW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE JAKE STILL IS NOT DONE!!!!
Persephone: Is he really about to go for a third one?
James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS, AND AFTER ALREADY RECEIVING TWO, I DON’T THINK METHUSELAH’S IN ANY CONDITION TO GET OUT OF IT! JAKE HAS METHUSELAH IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A THIRD PROPHETIC!!!!! METHUSELAH IS DOWN, LIMMY MONAGHAN IS OUT, AND JAKE SMITH IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OVER THE CHAIRMAN!!!! JAKE HOOKS THE LEGS, AND THAT HAS TO BE IT! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: …
Persephone: :mjlol: What was that you said about this match being over?
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH MANAGED TO KICK OUT AT ONE, AFTER BEING HIT WITH PROPHETIC THREE TIMES IN A ROW!!!! HOW IS THIS MATCH NOT OVER AFTER ALL OF THAT!?
Persephone: Didn’t Jake take that move from Tyler Parker? If you’re gonna use someone else’s move for the rest of your career, don’t suck at using it.
James Peters: Jake just shakes his head before dragging Methuselah towards the corner of the ring, and I’m not sure exactly what he has planned, but I think we can all tell he’s not happy about that kickout. I’m sure we’d have seen him argue with the ref… If the count made it past one. Jake knows how important this match is though, SO HE SHOVES METHUSELAH’S FACE INTO THE BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD, BEFORE GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AND DELIVERING A STOMP TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!! JAKE GETTING A BIT MORE AGGRESSIVE WITH HIS OFFENSE NOW, AS HE QUICKLY GRABS METHUSELAH AND BEGINS CHOKING HIM ON THE MIDDLE “ROPE”, WHICH WE KNOW IS JUST MORE BARBED WIRE!
Rich Russillo: Remember, there’s no rope breaks in a match like this! Jake can essentially keep this going for as long as he wants! All he needs to do is wait for Methuselah to pass out, but just think about who we’re talking about! Methuselah has never been an easy opponent to take out, so just imagine how much harder it must be to make him tap out or pass out! Methuselah’s definitely in trouble, but I don’t know if he’ll lose like this
Persephone: I guess, but Jake obviously just wanted to do more damage and he got what he wanted. Jake lets go of Methuselah, and for some reason he’s backing up. What’s he doing?
James Peters: I guess we’re about to find out! Methuselah is able to free himself from the barbed wire, AND NOW JAKE BEGINS RUNNING IN- BUT METHUSELAH IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AND SEND JAKE THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE ROPES!!!! JAKE IS ABLE TO LAND ON THE APRON, BUT THANKS TO THAT MISCALCULATION HE HAD TO GRAB ONTO THE BARBED WIRE TO STOP HIMSELF FROM CRASHING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! JAKE RETURNS TO HIS FEET-
Rich Russillo: BUT HE’S PULLED OFF OF THE APRON, AND LOOK WHO IT IS!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST PULLED JAKE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, BEFORE POWERBOMBING JAKE ONTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! JAKE HITS THE BARRICADE BACK FIRST, AND IT SEEMS LIKE LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS FINALLY GOTTEN BACK INTO THIS ONE FOLLOWING THAT SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRICADE! JAKE SMITH IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW IT SEEMS THAT THIS HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LEFT TO METHUSELAH AND LIMMY AS MONAGHAN QUICKLY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!
James Peters: METHUSELAH SWINGS AT LIMMY- BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ELBOW, DIRECTLY TO ONE OF THE CUTS ON METHUSELAH’S FACE LEFT BY THE BARBED WIRE! LIMMY LANDS A SECOND ELBOW, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A THIRD- BUT METHUSELAH BLOCKS IT BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW! METHUSELAH NOW LIFTING LIMMY UP FOR THE EGO DEATH DRIVER- BUT LIMMY IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND LAND ON HIS FEET BEFORE PLANTING METHUSELAH WITH A SLINGBLADE!!!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah isn’t in good condition right now thanks to what Jake has already done to him, and I believe Limmy understands this! He knows that this is an amazing opportunity to put Methuselah down, SO AS METHUSELAH BEGINS PUSHING HIMSELF UP, LIMMY GRABS HIM AND BEGINS TO REPEATEDLY KNEE HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! LIMMY CONTINUES TO DELIVER THESE VICIOUS KNEES TO THE HEAD, BEFORE FINALLY HE DELIVERS A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX INTO THE PLYWOOD! THAT’S THE SAME MOVE METHUSELAH IS KNOWN FOR USING THROUGHOUT HIS MATCHES, BUT RIGHT NOW IT MIGHT JUST COST HIM AS LIMMY LIFTS HIM UP, SETTING METHUSELAH UP FOR CLOUDBURST!!! I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR METHUSELAH!
James Peters: WAIT, NO! METHUSELAH JUST PULLED HIMSELF DOWN BEHIND LIMMY, AND HE GRABBED ONE OF THE REMAINING GLASS SHARDS BEFORE SWINGING RIGHT AT LIMMY’S FACE!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY COULDN’T GET OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME, SO HE WAS FORCED TO HOLD HIS ARM UP TO BLOCK THE GLASS SHARD! LIMMY WAS JUST SLICED IN THE ARM WITH THE GLASS SHARD- AND METHUSELAH LOOKS TO CUT HIM AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME LIMMY IS ABLE TO KICK HIS ARM AWAY! METHUSELAH STUMBLES BACK, AND NOW LIMMY KICK’S HIS LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! LIMMY’S ARM MAY BE IN BAD CONDITION, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE’S DEFENSELESS! DIABLE JAMB-
Persephone: SOMEHOW THE FOSSIL MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING LIMMY TO NEARLY RUN RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD! Limmy was able to stop himself, and-
James Peters: METHUSELAH CHARGES IN, BEFORE HITTING LIMMY WITH RAPTURE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: RAPTURE CONNECTS, AND METHUSELAH DOESN’T STOP THERE!!! METHUSELAH QUICKLY PULLS LIMMY OFF OF THE PLYWOOD BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP, AND HE DROPS LIMMY HEAD FIRST ONTO THE GLASS COVERED MAT WITH THE METH KNELL!!!! THE METH KNELL CONNECTS, AND METHUSELAH PULLS HIMSELF OVER LIMMY FOR THE COVER! I BELIEVE WE HAVE A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: LIMMY KICKS OUT!!!!!! LIMMY IS ABLE TO KICK OUT JUST BEFORE THREE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!! METHUSELAH THREW TWO OF HIS BEST MOVES AT LIMMY, BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN WANTS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, SO HE’S NOT GOING DOWN EASILY EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S BEEN DONE TO HIM! This time it’s Methuselah that’ll somehow need to do more if he wants to win this match, and knowing that this was his first time going for a cover tonight, I don’t know if that’s what he expected from this match!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah pushes himself back to his feet, and he begins to slowly drag Limmy Monaghan up. From the looks of it… I THINK HE’S BEGINNING TO SET UP FOR THE MK DRIVER!!! METHUSELAH DIDN’T GET THE THREE COUNT YET, BUT IF THIS CONNECTS HE MOST CERTAINLY WILL!!!!
Persephone: WAIT, LOOK AT LIMMY’S HAND!!! HE’S HOLDING A SMALL PIECE OF GLASS, AND HE JUST STARTED STABBING METHUSELAH IN THE SIDE WITH IT!
James Peters: METHUSELAH LETS GO OF LIMMY, AND LIMMY TRIES TO USE THIS TIME TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT I DON’T THINK METHUSELAH TOOK TOO KINDLY TO WHAT LIMMY JUST DID! METHUSELAH QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT, AND NOW HE LIFTS LIMMY UP FOR THE EGO DEATH DRIV-
James Peters: NO!!! LIMMY SLIPS OUT OF METHUSELAH’S GRASP AND LANDS BEHIND HIM, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE PLYWOOD!!! LIMMY PUSHES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE PULLS METHUSELAH IN BEFORE TURNING AND DROPPING HIM WITH THE BELLY TO BACK BACKBREAKER!!! METHUSELAH IS DOWN, AND NOW LIMMY SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND HERE AS HE LOOKS AT THE CORNER OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY KNOWS THAT IT’S GONNA HURT, BUT HE GRABS ONTO THE BARBED WIRE AND PULLS HIMSELF UP TOP!! LIMMY HAS METHUSELAH IN HIS SIGHTS, AND IT SEEMS THAT PAIN WAS NOTHING KNOWING WHAT HE JUST MIGHT GET OUT OF IT!!! IS THIS HOW LIMMY MONAGHAN BECOMES A TWO-TIME WORLD CHAMPION!?!?
James Peters: LIMMY DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND HE GOES FOR THE GENKI CANNON!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!! METHUSELAH ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, AND BOTH MEN QUICKLY RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET, BEFORE TURNING TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND CHARGING IN!!!
Persephone: SPEAR!!!!
James Peters: DIVINE DEPARTURE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST CAUGHT METHUSELAH WITH DIVINE DEPARTURE!!!! LIMMY JUST FLEW IN WITH THE SWINGING BACK ELBOW, AND WE ALREADY KNOW JUST HOW MANY TIMES LIMMY HAS WON WITH THIS!!!!! ONLY TWO MEN HAVE EVER KICKED OUT OF THIS MOVE, SO UNLESS METHUSELAH COULD BE THE THIRD, WE REALLY DO HAVE OURSELVES A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!! LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF OVER METHUSELAH, AND I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!!!
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James Peters: NO!!!! JAKE SMITH MANAGED TO PULL THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING, SAVING THIS MATCH JUST BEFORE WE COULD HAVE A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION CROWNED!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jake is still hurting from that powerbomb onto the barricade, but he did what he needed to do in order to prevent Limmy from winning this one! Limmy stares at Jake, and we already know the history these two former Insurgency members have. Things may have become even more personal following last week’s events, but either way the World Championship is on the line and it looks like it’s between these two to decide who the winner is! Limmy slowly pushes himself up, and without even being able to run the ropes, HE RUSHES TOWARDS JAKE AND DIVES OVER THE BARBED WIRE, TAKING OUT THE CHAMPION WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!!!!!
Persephone: Limmy cleared the barbed wire, and now he digs under the ring before grabbing… A railroad spike!
James Peters: Longtime viewers of Voltage may already know just how much of a staple that weapon once was on this brand, and right now it looks like it might just be utilized in this EAW World Championship match! Jake is using the apron to pull himself back up- AND LIMMY SWINGS AT HIM WITH THE SPIKE, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO CATCH HIS ARM, TRYING TO STOP LIMMY FROM STABBING HIM WITH THE SPIKE! THESE TWO ARE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW AS JAKE IS TRYING TO AVOID BEING STABBED- AND NOW JAKE RESORTS TO POKING LIMMY IN THE EYE!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD, AND THIS ALLOWS JAKE TO GRAB HIM BY THE HEAD AND SLAM HIS FACE INTO THE RING POST! I think both men knew they couldn’t keep that up for long thanks to Jake’s shoulder and Limmy’s arm, but Jake was able to back out early and capitalize on the confusion! Jake now grabbing the railroad spike, AND HE STABS LIMMY IN THE LEG WITH IT!
James Peters: LIMMY WAS JUST STABBED IN THE LEG WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!! LIMMY GOES FOR HIS LEG IN PAIN, BUT BEFORE HE COULD REACT, JAKE DELIVERS A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE SAME LEG! JAKE KNOWS WHAT LIMMY CAN DO, AND CAUSING THAT KIND OF DAMAGE TO HIS LEG MIGHT LEAVE LIMMY WITH SOME SERIOUS LIMITATIONS GOING FORWARD! Jake grabs onto Limmy, who still has a the railroad spike in his leg, and he begins bringing him over towards our table! Whatever Jake is planning with Limmy, it can’t be good!
Rich Russillo: Jake tries to put Limmy on top of the table- BUT LIMMY FIGHTS BACK WITH A PUNCH DIRECTLY TO THE JAW! JAKE STUMBLES BACK, BUT HE’S ABLE TO RESPOND WITH A FOREARM! LIMMY NOW WITH AN ELBOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
Persephone: Yeah, and this is getting kinda annoying again. I wanna see them get bloody, that doesn’t mean I want their blood get anywhere near me.
Rich Russillo: Well you might be out of luck, as these two are still going back and forth! Jake grab one of the fallen monitors to try and hit Limmy with it, BUT LIMMY IS ABLE TO CATCH IT BEFORE PUSHING JAKE AWAY! Jake drops the monitor, BUT HE QUICKLY TURNS TOWARDS LIMMY BEFORE-
James Peters: BEING STABBED BY THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!!! LIMMY PULLED THE RAILROAD SPIKE OUT OF HIS LEG BEFORE SHOVING IT RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF THE CHAMPION! JAKE WAS ABLE TO GRAB LIMMY’S ARM BEFORE THE SPIKE COULD GO TOO FAR, BUT SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE WAS STILL DONE- AND LIMMY’S NOW ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A HEADBUTT! Limmy has definitely turned things around for himself, and now he grabs Jake before slamming his face onto the table! Limmy now dragging Jake onto the table, and he definitely has something big planned!
Rich Russillo: Limmy now… USING HIS GOOD ARM TO LIFT JAKE UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! I THINK LIMMY IS LOOKING TO HIT JAKE WITH EXCALIBUR ONTO THE TABLE!!! USUALLY LIMMY WOULD POP UP THE OPPONENT TO QUICKLY DELIVER THE MOVE, BUT LIMMY HAS BOTH A HURT ARM AND LEG RIGHT NOW, WHICH HE’S TRYING TO ENDURE FOR THE SAKE OF TAKING OUT THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION! LIMMY HAS JAKE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS-
Persephone: But Jake started elbowing Limmy in the side of the head, and he couldn’t take it! Limmy is forced to drop Jake, and for some reason these two still haven’t gotten off of our table!
James Peters: That’s right, AS INSTEAD JAKE JUST LIFTED LIMMY INTO A KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER!!! JAKE HOLDS ONTO HIS SHOULDER AFTER DELIVERING THAT MOVE, BUT IT MIGHT’VE BEEN WORTH AGGRAVATING THAT INJURY KNOWING HE JUST DROPPED LIMMY HEAD FIRST ONTO HIS KNEE! LIMMY IS DOWN AND OUT ON OUR TABLE, AND NOW JAKE GOES FOR A- HEY WHAT THE HELL!?!?
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Rich Russillo: WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!!
Persephone: HE CAN STILL DIVE LIKE THAT AT HIS AGE???
James Peters: METHUSELAH BROUGHT OUT A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR AND MADE HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE WHILE JAKE AND LIMMY WERE BUSY FIGHTING, AND JUST WHEN JAKE WAS ABOUT TO LIFT LIMMY UP, LIKELY FOR PROPHETIC, METHUSELAH DIVED ONTO “THE ACE” WITH THE WINGS OF HELL, COMLETELY DESTROYING THE COMMENTARY TABLE ANS DROPPING ALL THREE ELITISTS!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED TONIGHT AS THESE THREE ELITISTS ARE TRULY DOING EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS MATCH WITH THE VICTORY!
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith slowly grabs onto the barricade in order to begin pulling himself up, and having avoided being directly hit with the Wings of Hell, Jake looks nothing short of surprised by what he just witnessed! Methuselah is slowly pushing himself back up, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO GET HIS HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, GRABBING A MONITOR AND HITTING METHUSELAH IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! This has been a very shocking turn of events here, as even after Jake stopped Methuselah from getting back up there, I don’t think he is really in any condition to capitalize!
James Peters: Jake falls down to all fours, and while that railroad spike is finally taken out, I don’t even think we need to talk about how much blood is being spilled! Every Barbed Wire Massacre match tends to be different from the last, but one thing that remains the same is the fact that it’s one of the most brutal matches possible! Jake is slowly pulling himself over towards the ring, but instead of entering the ring, he digs under the ring for something, knowing that Methuselah is getting back up!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah really is getting back up- BUT FROM BEHIND JAKE SMITH APPEARS WITH A ROLL OF BARBED WIRE, WHICH HE QUICKLY WRAPS AROUND METHUSELAH’S THROAT BEFORE BEGINNING TO PULL BACK ON IT! JAKE IS ATTEMPTING TO STRANGLE METHUSELAH USING BARBED WIRE, AND WHILE METHUSELAH NEEDS TO BE IN THE RING FOR A FALL TO BE MADE, HIM PASSING OUT AT ALL WHILE LIMMY IS STILL DOWN AND OUT WOULD BASICALLY GUARANTEE A VICTORY FOR JAKE! WE MAY BE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF THIS MATCH HERE AS JAKE MAY HAVE PLAYED HIS CARDS RIGHT AFTER ALL!
Persephone: Jake Smith winning a match because he made Methuselah pass out doesn’t even sound realistic. How did this happen?
James Peters: It may not be what most people expect, but this is both a triple threat match AND Barbed Wire Massacre! This match had all the tools to be as unpredictable as possible, and thanks to that Jake Smith has the opportunity of a lifetime on his hands! Even if Methuselah doesn’t pass out, he’ll have to be very careful about his next move as he has barbed wire pressed against his throat! Methuselah might be stuck, which means that eventually he WILL pass out!
Rich Russillo: Limmy Monaghan is still down and out following the Wings of Hell, and knowing he’s the fan favorite of this match I’m sure that has to be frustrating for all of the incredible fans in attendance, who are watching Jake do this right in front of Limmy! In unconventional fashion, Jake is about to win potentially the biggest Championship match of his career, all while there’s not a single thing Limmy can do about it!
Persephone: Well, I’m sure it’s nap time by now. If we’re not gonna see any more blood, Jake can throw Methuselah in the ring and pin him already.
(The fans are loudly booing, and slowly but surely, a large grin begins to form on the bloody face of Jake Smith. After a little while longer, Jake decides to finally go through with pinning Methuselah and ending the match, finally loosening his grip on the barbed wire.)
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND! METHUSELAH JUST PUSHED HIMSELF UP BEFORE BACKPEDALING INTO THE APRON, CAUSING JAKE TO GO BACK FIRST INTO IT!!! HOW DOES METHUSELAH STILL HAVE ANY LIFE LEFT AFTER BEING CHOKED OUT BY THE BARBED WIRE FOR SO LONG!?
Rich Russillo: ALL METHUSELAH NEEDED WAS AN OPENING TO ESCAPE WITHOUT DOING SOME SEVERE DAMAGE TO HIMSELF, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE FOUND IT JUST BY BEING PATIENT! JAKE GOT A BIT TOO CONFIDENT, AND THAT MIGHT’VE JUST COST HIM! Jake was forced to let go of the barbed wire completely as he’s still suffering from the wounds on his shoulder and stomach, AND METHUSELAH NOW LIFTS JAKE UP BEFORE DELIVERING A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE EGO DEATH DRIVER, PLANTING JAKE BACK FIRST ONTO THE APRON! Methuselah rolls Jake back into the ring, but before following behind, he digs something out from under the ring!
James Peters: Methuselah grabs a small bag before taking that and the barbed wire roll into the ring, which Jake has rolled into! Methuselah now pouring a bunch of thumbtacks out onto the mat as Jake tries to crawl away from the area, AND NOW METHUSELAH GRABS JAKE BEFORE PLANTING HIM WITH AN INVERTED POWERSLAM ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!! JAKE LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO THE THUMBTACKS, AND NOW METHUSELAH GRABS THE BARBED WIRE BEFORE TRYING TO SET SOMETHING UP! Wait a second… OH NO! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS, AND I THINK THIS MATCH IS JUST ABOUT OVER!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH SEEMINGLY TAKING THINGS A STEP FURTHER THAN JAKE DID, AS INSTEAD OF JUST CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE, METHUSELAH IS USING A MODIFIED VERSION OF HIS OWN METHUSELOCK SUBMISSION, UTILIZING THE BARBED WIRE TO MAKE THIS THAT MUCH MORE TORTUROUS!!!! I THINK ANY HOPE OF JAKE FIGHTING OUT OF THIS ALREADY DIED AFTER BEING DROPPED DIRECTLY ONTO THE THUMBTACKS, BUT TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THAT BARBED WIRE IS GOING TO KEEP DIGGING INTO HIS THROAT UNTIL THIS MATCH ENDS!
Persephone: Just so we’re clear… Since that’s barbed wire and all, Methuselah could probably just kill Jake right now, right?
James Peters: :lupe: Maybe?
Persephone: Alright. Cool. 🤞
Rich Russillo: Well I don’t think we’re even gonna have the chance to test that, as Jake Smith is fading, and unlike Jake out at ringside, Methuselah can actually end the match right now without having to worry about getting his opponent back in the ring! We may actually be on the verge of this match coming to an end, as Methuselah isn’t letting go!
James Peters: The referee is checking on Jake, AND I THINK JAKE MIGHT BE OUT!!!! WE HAVE A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DIABLE JAMBE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST FLEW RIGHT AT THE BACK OF METHUSELAH’S HEAD WITH DIABLE JAMBE, SACRIFICING HIS OWN HEALTH TO DELIVER THAT MOVE AS HE IS STILL SUFFERING FROM THAT HURT LEG!!! LIMMY JUST BROKE UP THE SUBMISSION, AND I DON’T THINK HE COULD’VE POSSIBLY DONE IT AT A BETTER TIME THAN THAT! EVEN HALF A SECOND LATER, AND METHUSELAH WOULD HAVE BEEN CROWNED THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION! INSTEAD, LIMMY IS BACK, AND I DON’T THINK HE’S BACK WITHOUT A PLAN!
Rich Russillo: JAKE ROLLS AWAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING, STILL HAVING NOT RECOVERED FROM THE METHUSELOCK, AND LIMMY IS ABLE TO FORCE HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, PUSHING PAST THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN HE MUST BE FEELING!!! LIMMY KNOWS HE DOESN’T HAVE MANY OPTIONS TO END THIS MATCH KNOWING THE CONDITION HIS LEG IS IN, BUT THERE’S ALWAYS ONE MOVE HE CAN DO, AND HE’S DRAGGING METHUSELAH UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: OUTER HEAVEN!! HA, METHUSELAH JUST WENT FACE FIRST ONTO A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS, BARBED WIRE AND SHATTERED GLASS!
James Peters: HE SURE DID, AND LIMMY SLOWLY TURNS METHUSELAH OVER BEFORE JUST COLLAPSING ON TOP OF HIM!!!! AFTER ALL THIS, HAS LIMMY FINALLY DONE IT!?! HAS LIMMY MONAGHAN REACHED THE TOP ONCE MORE, IS HE THE NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION!?!?
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Rich Russillo: WHAT?????
James Peters: METHUSELAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER YET!!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE THESE THREE STILL GOING AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED!?!?!? LIMMY GENUINELY LOOKS SURPRISED TO SEE METHUSELAH STILL IN THIS MATCH, AND I HAVE TO SAY, I AM TOO!! Methuselah has always been known to be abnormally resilient, but just think about how much he’s actually survived tonight! There’s no way he should still be in this match after all that!
Rich Russillo: Limmy pushes himself up, and he knows better than to get caught up in moments like this for long. Limmy now turning his attention towards the Champion, and he begins dragging him back up before Jake has the chance to try and escape! Limmy now, POSSIBLY LOOKING TO SET UP FOR-
James Peters: WAIT, NO! JAKE JUST KICKED LIMMY IN THE BAD LEG! LIMMY DROPS DOWN, AND NOW JAKE JUMPS OVER HIM BEFORE PULLING HIM DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!! NO WAY!!!! DON’T TELL ME JAKE IS ABOUT TO END BARBED WIRE MASSACRE LIKE THIS!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: LIMMY MONAGHAN KICKS OUT, AND HE PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP BEFORE USING HIS GOOD LEG TO STOMP RIGHT ONTO JAKE’S FACE!! LIMMY NOW DRAGGING JAKE BACK UP, AND HE PULLS HIM INTO A HEADLOCK BEFORE DELIVERING A HEADLOCK DRIVER ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! JAKE HAS GOTTA BE OUT, AND NOW LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF OVER THE CHAMPION FOR THE COVER!!!!! METHUSELAH IS STILL OUT!!!!
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Persephone: WAIT A SECOND, JAKE JUST PULLED LIMMY INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!!!
James Peters: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? JAKE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO STEAL THE WIN!!!
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James Peters: LIMMY KICKS OUT!!!! LIMMY WAS BARELY ABLE TO KICK OUT BEFORE THREE, BUT JAKE IS CLEARLY GETTING DESPERATE AS THIS MATCH HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND! Barbed Wire Massacre is the last match I’d expect to end that way, but if there’s anyone that’d be willing to take the easy way out, it’s definitely Jake!
Rich Russillo: Jake and Limmy both slowly begin to push themselves to their knees, and JAKE JUST SLAPS LIMMY IN THE FACE! I don’t think either of these two men really have much left in them, but Jake has never been the respectful type! Jake tried to prevent both Limmy and Methuselah from entering this match, and we all remember what Limmy accidentally did to Caroline! Things were bound to get heated between these two former friends, AS LIMMY USES HIS GOOD ARM TO HIT JAKE WITH AN ELBOW!
James Peters: JAKE NOW WITH A FOREARM TO LIMMY!!! AN UPPERCUT TO JAKE BY LIMMY NOW! THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH, ALL WHILE BOTH MEN ONLY HAVE ONE GOOD ARM EACH! Neither man can fight at their best right now, and they’re both covered in blood, but they still want the EAW World Championship and they won’t stop until they win it!
Persephone: It looks like they’re both starting to get back up, which is pretty surprising. I don’t know how either of them can stand.
James Peters: Me neither, but here we are! JAKE AND LIMMY ARE BACK ON THEIR FEET, AND THEY CONTINUE TO JUST THROW WHATEVER STRIKES THEY POSSIBLY CAN AT EACH OTHER! LIMMY! JAKE! LIMMY! JAKE! LI-
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Persephone: Oh… Wow. Did he just kill him?
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH JUST GRABBED THE BARBED WIRE BAT THAT WAS LEFT ON THE APRON EARLIER, BEFORE TURNING AND HITTING LIMMY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT AS HARD AS HE COULD!!! JAKE IS TAKEN ABACK, BUT HE TRIES TO SWING AT METHUSELAH!
James Peters: METHUSELAH WAS PREPARED THOUGH, AND HE’S ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THE STRIKE BEFORE KICKING JAKE IN THE MIDSECTION AND FORCING JAKE TO SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS LIMMY! BOTH FORMER INSURGENCY MEMBERS ARE HIT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT, AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE METHUSELAH IS SATISFIED JUST YET!
(Methuselah looks at the barbed wire bat, before looking at his two opponents on the ground, surrounded by their own blood. After a few seconds, Methuselah seems to have made his decision.)
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(The entire arena goes silent as Methuselah just tosses the barbed wire bat to the ground, now covered in blood. The pool of blood surrounding Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan has only grown larger, and with both men laid out on the mat, not moving whatsoever, Methuselah just pulls Jake on top of Limmy, before dropping down and finally pinning both men. Even the referee looks a bit stunned by Methuselah’s actions, but they begin to make the count.)
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James Peters: BOTH LIMMY AND JAKE MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOMEHOW, THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER!!!! EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, ***NEITHER*** MAN WOULD STAY DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT!!!
Persephone: :skip: So they DIDN’T just have their brains splattered all over the mat? That’s disappointing.
James Peters: Methuselah is just staring at the two Elitists on the mat, and I think even he’s surprised that this isn’t over! I didn’t think there was any kicking out of that so late into the match, but now Methuselah will need to keep pushing if he wants to keep both men down for the three count!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah begins dragging Limmy back up to his feet, BEFORE JUST SHOVING HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD!! LIMMY IS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE PLYWOOD, AND NOW METHUSELAH BEGINS TO SLAM HIS FACE REPEATEDLY INTO THE PLYWOOD, LOOKING TO JUST TAKE LIMMY OUT OF THIS MATCH COMPLETELY! LIMMY IS IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, AS HE’S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH IN THIS MATCH AND CAN’T POSSIBLY HAVE MUCH LEFT IN HIM! METHUSELAH CONTINUES TO BASH LIMMY’S FACE INTO THE PLYWOOD- BUT LOOK!
James Peters: JAKE GRABS THE BARBED WIRE BAT, AND HE’S ABLE TO HIT METHUSELAH IN THE BACK WITH IT! METHUSELAH DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND JAKE TRIES TO HIT METHUSELAH WITH IT AGAIN, BUT THE CHAIRMAN IS ABLE TO TURN AND CATCH JAKE WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW! JAKE DROPS THE BAT, BUT METHUSELAH’S BACK HAS BEEN TORN APART IN THIS MATCH AND HE’S DEFINITELY STARTING TO FEEL THAT NOW! METHUSELAH GOES AFTER JAKE, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO CATCH HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, CATCHING HIS CHALLENGER OFF GUARD AS METHUSELAH BEGINS TO STUMBLE!
Rich Russillo: Jake returns to his feet, AND JAKE TRIES TO SEND METHUSELAH INTO LIMMY, BUT METHUSELAH TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS JAKE RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW FROM MONAGHAN!!! LIMMY IS BACK IN THIS, BUT THE SAME CAN’T BE SAID FOR JAKE, WHO STUMBLES INTO A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM METHUSELAH!! METHUSELAH PULLS HIM IN, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE HELLFIRE IMPALER DDT!!!!! JAKE IS DROPPED WITH HELLFIRE-
Persephone: BUT BEFORE METHUSELAH COULD ATTEMPT A COVER, LIMMY RUSHES IN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, WHICH IS VERY BORING FOR A BARBED WIRE MASSACRE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH GETS OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH, AND HE GRABS ONE OF THE REMAINING PIECES OF GLASS BEFORE STABBING LIMMY IN THE BACK OF HIS HURT LEG WITH IT!!!
Persephone: That’s better.
James Peters: Limmy drops to the mat in pain before slowly pushing himself up towards the corner of the ring, but as he does that, Methuselah is getting back up as well! Limmy’s leg has been put through hell along with the rest of his body, and if I had to guess, I’d say Limmy has nothing left in him! Limmy is done, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE METHUSELAH’S READY TO FINISH THE JOB, AS HE CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR ONE LAST SPEAR TO FINISH THIS MATCH!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!?!? LIMMY JUST GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AND METHUSELAH WENT HEAD FIRST, RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED PLYWOOD!!!! HOW DID LIMMY GET OUT OF THE WAY THERE!?!? METHUSELAH FALLS OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE RING, AND WITH THE SPEED HE WAS MOVING AT I DON’T EVEN THINK METHUSELAH KNOWS WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!!!!! METHUSELAH WAS JUST MESSED UP BADLY BY THAT BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD, AND I THINK THIS IS THE BEST OPPORTUNITY LIMMY’S EVER GONNA GET!!!
James Peters: LIMMY QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, EVEN WITH THAT GLASS SHARD STUCK IN HIS LEG, AS HE SEES THE POSITION METHUSELAH IS IN!! LIMMY FINALLY TEARS THE GLASS SHARD OUT OF HIS LEG, MEANWHILE METHUSELAH IS ON ALL FOURS, STILL HAVING YET TO RECOVER FROM HAVING HIS HEAD SENT INTO THE BARBED WIRE PLYWOOD!!! METHUSELAH SLOWLY LIFTS HIS HEAD UP, AND NOW LIMMY MONAGHAN RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER AS FAST AS HE CAN WITH THAT HURT LEG!!
Rich Russillo: DIVINE DEPARTURE!!!!!!
Persephone: :oh: IT ACTUALLY CONNECTED!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY MONAGHAN WAS ABLE TO HIT DIVINE DEPARTURE FOR THE SECOND TIME, AND REMEMBER, THE FIRST MIGHT HAVE ENDED THE MATCH HAD JAKE NOT HAVE BROKEN THINGS UP!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST HIT THE ONE MOVE HE NEEDED TO FINALLY END THIS MATCH…
James Peters: Wait a second… LOOK AT METHUSELAH!!!
(Limmy Monaghan is slowly able to push himself back to a knee after connecting with Divine Departure. He turns to his opponent, ready to go for the cover. However, when he does, he sees Methuselah staring directly at him. He’s managed to push himself back up to his knees, and he has a grin on his face, which surprises Limmy.)
Persephone: Are we sure he’s even human?
James Peters: As someone that’s been around for many of his matches, even I’m not sure.
(Limmy Monaghan slowly returns to his feet, staring back at Methuselah. After a few seconds, Methuselah just laughs in Limmy’s face.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) DO IT AGAIN.
Rich Russillo: WHAT???
Persephone: What’s wrong with this guy??
(The fans are stunned silent seeing this from Methuselah. They’re in complete disbelief seeing him somehow have anything left following the Divine Departure, but after hearing his words, Limmy is able to collect himself.)
James Peters: LIMMY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER DIVINE DEPARTURE, THIS TIME DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH TAUNTED LIMMY ASKING FOR MORE, AND LIMMY DELIVERED!!!!! LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIM, AND THAT’S IT!!! WE HAVE A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DID IT!!!!!
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James Peters: WAIT, NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: RIGHT AS THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO HIT THREE, JAKE SMITH JUST PULLED LIMMY MONAGHAN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!!! JAKE IS HOLDING ONTO THE TIGHTS, THIS CAN’T BE HOW THIS ENDS!! NO WAY, THERE’S NO WAY!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Once again, the fans are stunned silent as Jake Smith rolls out of the ring as fast as he possibly can. All three men in this match are covered in blood, completely torn apart, and ecen after winning Jake can barely even stand on his own, but as he uses the barricade to pull himself up, he begins to laugh. ‘Stop Breathing’ finally begins to play once more, but by that point, all of the fans in attendance are booing so loudly that the music can barely even be heard. Limmy Monaghan is in the ring, on one knee as he stares at Jake in complete disbelief that the match ended in this fashion.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… AAAANNNNDDDDD SSSTTTTILLLLLLL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION…. JJAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEEE SMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTHHHHHHHHHH
Persephone: :skip:…..
James Peters: Did… Did Barbed Wire Massacre just end with a roll up..?
Rich Russillo: I think it did…
Persephone: I feel like I just got scammed.
James Peters: This WAS a phenomenal match, down to the very end… But I don’t think anyone could’ve expected this to actually end like that. We knew Jake had become increasingly desperate as this match progressed, but… He really just rolled Limmy up.
Rich Russillo: He grabbed the tights too.
Persephone: What a waste of time. Not only did nobody die, but it ended with a ROLL UP??? I hate this brand.
Rich Russillo: I’d say congratulations to Jake Smith for a hard fought victory, but… I don’t know. I’m not really sure what to say right now.
James Peters: Well, whether we like it or not, Jake Smith is still the EAW World Champion. This is the winner of Barbed Wire Massacre X.
(Jake Smith has retrieved his Championship from the timekeepers area, and he raises his Championship up, yelling at fans and bragging about his victory all the way around the ring until he reaches the ramp. Limmy Monaghan is just disgusted by what took place, but behind him, Methuselah is seen glaring at the back of Limmy’s head. As Methuselah keeps his eyes on the frustrated Limmy Monaghan, Jake Smith is seen on the ramp, hugging his EAW World Championship to his chest. From there, Bloodsport fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
