DAY 1
(EAW Intro Plays)
(The scene opens to the nightlife in Seoul, South Korea. The camera moves at a fast speed showing people walking down the streets, and then cars flashing by. The beautiful city is shown from the distance when a fly over is atop of Olympic Stadium, the site of Territorial Invasion 2024. There we see a Local Korean actor, very well known to fans around the world.)
Narrator: South Korea! A land of wonder, opportunity and the home to one of the biggest battles in all of professional wrestling, where brands set out teams to compete for victory, glory, and honor. But the question always is, who will survive?
(The scene transitions to Miku Sakai flipping a bird where behind her stands Nikki Kimura, and La Familia of Roberto de la Rosa, Brianna Hill, and Luis de la Rosa. Then it shows their challengers, a conglomeration of Dynasty and Voltage with Saori Aizen, Isaac Crow, Lt. Colonel Michael Scott Connor, Zane Grae & Selina Reyes.)
Narrator: Is all about Divide and Conquer. But what about the championships that will be up for grabs the next two nights. Here in South Korea, we are about the fight! And that is exactly what some of these champions are going to have to do!
(It transitions to Daryl Kinkade, the Union Jack flying behind him as he is flanked by Halsey Neel and Pandora Paisley. It then shows Cameron Ella Ava brandishing the Hardcore Championship. It then switches to Chiyo Gedo looking ready and then has BRAE holding the New Breed title up proud. Then it finally cuts to The Jaded Hearts wearing the Unified Tag Team Championships, posing with one another to then Fire and Ice together once more.)
Narrator: It is also about grudges, scores to be settled, and opportunities to write history, the chance to elevate yourself to that plateau.)
(It shows the evil smile of Dr. Bethany Blue with the syringe, then it has Candice Blair angry, focused and ready for the challenge. It switches to Methuselah as he slowly smirks while Solomon Stane stands with his arms out showing off the crucifixion stance. Ther last is Diamond Dixon with Tyrone Montgomery both confident, then to Holly Arrow who looks serious and finally Aria Lestrade who simply winks.)
Narrator: But where there is gold, there are those who look to gain it, to change the trajectory and be the next big name in the EAW.
(it has Kirk Redwood ready to brawl with his fists up, transitioning to Hans Grayson holding the Interwire Championship proud. It then cuts to Kasai with the Specialist Championship, the imposing Danielle Atlas and the spitfire of Raeangel Guzman. The final one is TLA wearing the Answers World Championship, with Ryan Joseph Wilson taping up his fists, Harper Lee looking confident and Ruler with a hood over hiding part of his face, druids surrounding him.)
Narrator: And then…. There is War…. Where three brands will send out their best to represent their brands and fight for the bitter end. A war that the greats of the past have said, only the dead see the end of it.
(It shows The Brand Warfare first, with Team Showdown’s Charlie Marr standing proud, flanked by Cody Maverick, Donovan Duke, SOSA Henderson, and Jon Kelton. Then it has Dynasty’s team of Cy Henderson and with him are Drake Armstrong, Chris Elite, Shinzo Sasaki, and Vincent Mondrian. Finally, it has Team Voltage, with Limmy Monaghan, Ms. Extreme, Akira Kiyoko, Effy McAvoy, and Adam Lucas.)
Narrator: And then…. We enter the belly of the steel beast….. WAR GAMES!
(It then transitions to Jake Smith with the EAW World Championship screaming “FUCK YOU!” along with Bea Valentine and Michael Machina by his side. Then to Veena Adams with the National Elite title who blows a kiss, Milli Banks holding the Universal Women’s Championship and Bronson Daniels. The last images are of Myles with the World Heavyweight Championship, Minerva leaning against him and Drake King standing beside them as New Eden.)
Narrator: Will it be Team Voltage? Will it finally be Team Showdown and end the draught? Or will it be No One But New Eden?
(The narrator walks over to the train that is about to leave, he stands at the steps and turns.)
Narrator: WELCOME TO THE 2024 TERRITORIAL INVASION!
(He walks in, and the doors close as it takes off slowly, and the destination? Busan.)
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???: AND NOW POPSICLES AND EA SPORTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2025 PRESENTS EAW TERRITORIAL INVASION!
(“Lights Out” starts to play throughout the Olympic Stadium as the fans are on their feet cheering loudly, the fireworks and pyro go off as it is electric for night one of Territorial Invasion sold out to 50K strong. The camera pans over to the Dynasty Team of Jake Mercer, Stew-O, and Flannery McCoy.)
Stew-O: WELCOME TO TERRITORIAL INVASION AND WE ARE LIVE FROM SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA AND WHAT AN EVENT WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT! THERE IS A LOT HAPPENING AND I AM STEW-O, I AM JOINED BY MY COLLEAGUES FLANNERY MCCOY AND JAME MERCER! WE ALSO HAVE THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TEAM OF JAMES PETERS, RICH RUSSILLO AND PERSEPHONE! FINALLY THE SHOWDOWN TEAM OF DEADPREZ, EVE, AND GAVIN KIRKLAND! SIX TITLE MATCHES! A DIVIDE AND CONQUER, SOME FEUDS THAT WILL BE SETTLED, AND BOTH THE BRAND WARFARE AND TOPPING IT OFF WITH WAR GAMES!
Jake Mercer: TALK ABOUT EXCITEMENT! THIS IS ALL ABOUT BRAND SUPREMACY, AND IF WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT DOMINATION, THERE IS NONE OTHER THAN NEW EDEN REPRESENTING DYNASTY, BUT TEAM SHOWDOWN IS THE STRONGEST IT HAS EVER BEEN THIS YEAR, AND TEAM VOLTAGE IS ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE AND DANGEROUS, I TELL YOU WHAT, THESE TEAMS IN BOTH MATCHES ARE STACKED!
Flannery McCoy: YOU ARE RIGHT JAKE! CAPTAIN CHARISMA, KENNEDY STREET, AND BOTH KENSINGTEN AND RICHARD LEFT NOTHING TO CHANCE! THEY WANT TO WIN IT BADLY AND WE ARE GOING TO SEE SOME WARS TONIGHT AND TOMORROW NIGHT!
Stew-O: LET’S KICK IT OFF WITH OUR FIRST OF SIX TITLE MATCHES TONIGHT! TAKE IT AWAY THE LOVELY STEPHIE LOVE!
(The graphic of the first match is shown.)
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(The camera pans to ringside, where Stephie Love is holding a microphone.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for the EAW New Breed Championship!!
(‘Red Criminal’ by Oral Cigarettes hits the PA speakers and Chiyo Gedo emerges from the back, with a smug expression on his face. He trudges down the ramp, his eyes set entirely on becoming champion tonight. Chiyo circles around the ring and marches up the steps, entering the ring and ascending up the middle rope to take in the moment.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Osaka, Japan, he is representing Voltage… “THE FACELESS TERMINATOR!” CHHHHIIYYYOOOO! GGEEEDDDDOOOO!
(As the music fades out, ‘Duel of The Fates V2’ by Samuel Kim is next to play and the crowd makes loud noise in the form of boos as the New Breed Champion emerges from the back. BRAE emerges through white smoke and comes to a halt, looking to the booing by the fans. Regardless, he extends his arms out as if he’s leading them like a symphony and storms down to the ring. He leaps onto the apron and enters the ring, spinning to the center. He unhooks the New Breed Championship around his waist and throws his arm over the top rope, proudly raising his championship to the camera. BRAE backs away, staring down the very game Chiyo Gedo across from the ring; whilst the referee asks for his belt.)
Stephie Love: His opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Bray County Wicklow, Ireland, representing Dynasty… he is the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION! “LORD” BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(As BRAE is about to hand his title off, Chiyo Gedo makes his way to the center of the ring and BRAE steps up. Both men get in each other’s face, muttering words to each other that the cameraman can’t pick up. The referee is in the middle of the two, desperately trying to break them up. BRAE takes the New Breed Championship and raises it in Chiyo’s face, reminding him of his place. Chiyo pushes BRAE’s hand aside so he can meet him eye to eye. BRAE chuckles at the tenacity of the challenger and lowers his arm to hand his championship to the referee, not breaking his gaze from Chiyo the entire time. Chiyo slowly backs off and so does BRAE. But while the referee raises the championship up in the middle of the ring, neither man has stopped their stare down. The referee hands the title away and ask both men if they’re ready, to which they furiously nod.)
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: We’re off to the races and both BRAE and Chiyo Gedo march to the center of the ring, stepping into a powerful collar and elbow tie-up! Both men aggressively tussle for control, doing their best to try and get one over the other. They spin around, leaning against the ropes. BRAE is pressing against Chiyo Gedo on the ropes, trying to release himself as the referee gets involved.
Referee: (off-mic) Alright! That’s enough! Clean break, you two!
BRAE: (off-mic) Can’t you see me tryi—
Gavin Kirkland: Chiyo Gedo flips the position of the dollar and elbow tie-up, and now he’s pushing BRAE against the ropes! The referee wants a break, but Chiyo is starting to wrap his hands around BRAE’s throat and starts choking him on the ropes! BRAE coughs out, digging his fingers into the shoulders of Chiyo! Chiyo refuses to relent and now the referee has to get in the middle of these two, breaking it up!
Persephone: Well don’t stop because the referee says so! KEEP FIGHTING!
Stew-O: I’m not sure that would be in the best interest of either the champion or challenger, but the referee finally breaks the two and you get your wish — BECAUSE BRAE SLAPS THE HELL OUT OF CHIYO GEDO!
Gavin Kirkland: Clear as day pissed about the action on the ropes! And Chiyo SLAPS BRAE back! BRAE staggers, but now he meets Chiyo with a forearm smash to the side of the head! Then a right hook to the body! He staggers him with a closed fist punch to the top of the head; which doesn’t please the referee!
Stew-O: BRAE is unleashing on Chiyo, who has to cover up and hunch over! BRAE grabs the hair, but Chiyo swats the hands away and leaps into a knee to the ribs! He meets BRAE with a knife edge chop! That one was loud! Chiyo grabs BRAE by the wrist, and pulls him into a forearm smash to the jaw!
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE stumbles, struggling to stay upright! Chiyo grabs his head and pulls him into a muay thai clinch! But BRAE is throwing repeated punches to the body of Chiyo before he can capitalize! Chiyo is struggling to hold on to the champion … BUT HE THROWS A KNEE RIGHT TO THE CHEST! THE IMPACT IS LIKE A SHOTGUN BLAST, SENDING BRAE FALLING AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!
Persephone: Look at that, BRAE struggling to hold up to the might of an Elitist that isn’t on Dynasty!
Stew-O: Chiyo hits off the turnbuckles, AND BRAE RISES AND LEAPS INTO A BIG BOOT! SPOKE TOO SOON PERSEPHONE! Chiyo falls to a kneel and as he tries to rise up, BRAE grabs him by the hair and DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Chiyo falls into his side and now BRAE is hammering down elbows to the head!
Gavin Kirkland: OVER AND OVER! DISGUSTING ELBOWS! Chiyo is trying to cover up but BRAE’s elbows are just smashing both his hands and his head! Chiyo rolls away and BRAE mounts the back, raising his arms up!
Stew-O: HE TRIES TO SLAM BOTH FISTS INTO THE BACK OF CHIYO’S HEAD — CHIYO IS ABLE TO USE ALL OF HIS STRENGTH AND DEADLIFT BRAE UP ON HIS BACK! BRAE tries to wiggle free…
Persephone: BUT CHIYO SLAMS HIS ENTIRE BODY BACKWARDS INTO THE BUCKLES! I wish he broke his neck there!
Gavin Kirkland: He may have been very close! The back of BRAE’s head whiplashed off the top turnbuckle and he’s lying there, struggling to pull it together… Chiyo turns to BRAE and SLAPS HIM AGAIN!
Stew-O: This time, BRAE falls against the turnbuckles, dry heaving. Chiyo gets in his face and he cups his hand around the back of his head, holding him in place as he throws MULTIPLE FOREARM SMASHES TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW! THE FOREARMS DIGGING RIGHT INTO BRAE’S MOUTH! And Chiyo keeps going and going until-
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE SPITS BLOOD IN CHIYO’S FACE! Chiyo wobbles, trying to wipe the blood out of his face! BRAE slowly pulls himself up, showing his bloody smile off to him! Chiyo looks at BRAE, shaking his head…
Persephone: Didn’t take very long for diseases to be spread tonight. Is being disgusting all Dynasty offers, Stew-O.
Stew-O: We offer the reigning New Breed Champion, who BLASTS Chiyo with a slap! A KNIFE EDGE CHOP AFTERWARDS! He throws a slap with his left hand, and then another one with his right hand! Chiyo is struggling to stay up, and now BRAE chops him with so much force he falls into the turnbuckles!
Gavin Kirkland: HERE IT COMES! MACHINE GUN CHOPS IN THE CORNER! CHIYO’S CHEST IS BEING LIT UP BY BRAE! YOU CAN SEE THE HAND MARKS FORMING ON HIS CHEST! BRAE ISN’T DONE, BECAUSE HE PLACES CHIYO ONTO THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: BRAE wastes no time, coming up with him! He continues to chop Chiyo while standing on the middle rope! BRAE now wants to climb to the very top-
Gavin Kirkland: HEADBUTT FROM CHIYO! ANOTHER HEADBUTT FROM CHIYO! BRAE is very close to falling… Chiyo scoots back while on the ropes, and BRAE still works his feet onto the top rope— NO! CHIYO KICKS HIS LEGS OUT AND BRAE GETS TRAPPED ON THE ROPES IN A TREE OF WOE! HE TRIES TO SIT UP, IN AN ATTEMPT TO FREE HIS ANKLES-
Stew-O: CHIYO LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE CHEST OF BRAE! HIS FEET CARRY HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT AND THE BACK OF BRAE’S HEAD SMASHES AGAINST THE CANVAS!
Persephone: YES! Chiyo may have reversed his CTE! Pin him! End this!
Gavin Kirkland: Before Chiyo can make a cover, BRAE rolls out of the ring to the outside! He holds his head, resting outside the ring. BRAE wobbles up, trying his hardest to rise.
Stew-O: THE DETERMINATION OF THE CHALLENGER SHOWING! HE COMES OFF THE ROPES AT HIGH SPEED! CHIYO DIVES INTO AN ELBOW SUICIDA TO BRAE, FLOORING HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH MEN CRASH TO THE FLOOR! AND THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AFTER THAT! BRAE coughs out in agony, spitting blood onto his chest, while Chiyo is gasping for air, trying his hardest to get back up and keep the momentum flowing.
Stew-O: Chiyo rises to his feet, grabbing BRAE by the hair. The referee beckons them to come back in the ring, but Chiyo shakes his head. He takes BRAE by the hair and trunks, and HE THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BRAE wheezes out in agony, shaking out the pain in his arm!
Gavin Kirkland: Chiyo drags BRAE up and throws him into the ring. Chiyo slithers in, calling BRAE up! BRAE is huffing and puffing, clearly that shoulder is killing him. I don’t know how long the champion is going to be able to keep going in this one! Chiyo warms his arm up in a circular motion, I think he’s about to take his damn head off!
Persephone: No use waiting then! DO IT!
Stew-O: OFF THE ROPES HE GOES! BIG TIME LARIAT — BRAE SPINS UNDER AND TAKES THE WAIST, GERMAN SUPLEX! BRAE HOLDS ON, ROLLING OVER! A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! CHIYO STRUGGLES, TRYING TO DIG INTO HIS FINGERS! BUT BRAE ROLLS OVER, DEADLIFTING HIM UP!
Gavin Kirkland: ELBOWS FROM CHIYO! HE ELBOWS HIM OVER AND OVER! BRAE HOLDS ONTO THE WAIST BUT NOW THEY FALL TO THE ROPES. WAIST LOCK STILL IN…
Persephone: Fuck.
Stew-O: BRAE TOSSES CHIYO GEDO OVER THE ROPES WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE FLOOR! OH MY GOD!!!
(As soon as Chiyo crashes to the floor onto his face, there’s a loud gasp from the crowd when the replay of BRAE tossing him over comes up on the screen. They break out into loud noise, letting out their feelings thus far.)
Crowd: # HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE falls to a knee, gasping for air. Chiyo isn’t even moving anymore. And I don’t think anyone would be moving after that! BRAE drops onto his face, gasping out. He rolls out and approaches Chiyo, falling to a seated position against the apron.
Stew-O: Chiyo is still down, his eyes glazed. BRAE pulls Chiyo up and throws him into the ring. He slides in, and again — he falls to a kneel against the ropes. The referee tends to Chiyo, and then to BRAE. BRAE stares at Chiyo, fuming. His face flares red.
BRAE: (off-mic) GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!
Persephone: How the fuck is he supposed to do that?! you just dropped him on his head, asshole!
Gavin Kirkland: He is DEMANDING Chiyo to rise up! Chiyo is still not moving! BRAE approaches Chiyo, but the referee gets up and places his hands onto his chest, desperately trying to move him back from causing any more damage. For all we know, this match could get called off.
Stew-O: I think BRAE is finally starting to concede. He backs up, taking a deep breath. Chiyo is out of it, folks— WAIT!
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE HAS HAD ENOUGH! HE CHARGES FORWARD AND HE LEAPS INTO THE RED DEATH!!!
Persephone: YES! YES! YES!!! CHIYO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! BRAE JUST HURT HIS ELBOW!
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE YELLS OUT IN AGONY! HE CLUTCHES AT HIS FOREARM AND ELBOW IN AGONY! He tries to shake it off, but he can’t! That same arm that was driven in the steel steps, its coming back to haunt him! BRAE got too careless and now he’s paying for it!
Stew-O: He staggers up to his feet, and Chiyo is rising, albeit clutching the back of his head. BRAE stumbles up, and Chiyo charges in — ‘HEAT SEEKER!!’
Gavin Kirkland: THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW CONNECTS AND BRAE’S KNEES CRUMBLE FROM UNDERNEATH HIM AND HE FALLS DOWN! THE CHAMPION’S BODY IS CONTORTED!
Stew-O: Chiyo drops down, desperately hooking the legs. FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, AND IT VERY WELL COULD BE THE ONLY!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE—-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT FROM BRAE! AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! THE HOPES OF THE CHAMPION ARE STILL ALIVE! Chiyo looks around in shock, shaking his head. BRAE rolls away, holding his jaw in agony.
Stew-O: Chiyo drags BRAE up and he SLAPS him again! EVERYONE HEARD THAT ONE! Look at that, there’s a red mark on BRAE’s face! BRAE is stumbling, muttering to himself. Chiyo shrugs and hits off the ropes! BIG BOOT TURNS BRAE, FOLDING HIM TO A KNEE!
Gavin Kirkland: He steps out of the ring to the apron, taking the ropes. BRAE spits out blood on the canvas as he slowly rises up— CHIYO SPRINGBOARDS UP! AND HE FLIES INTO A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK WHICH SENDS BRAE FLYING ACROSS THE RING! BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED!
Persephone: When has BRAE ever done anything like that?!
Stew-O: You wanna say that to his face???
Persephone: That’s assuming he has one left after this match is over.
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE once again rolling away for shelter, trying to figure out an answer for the challenger. He leans back against the turnbuckles, and Chiyo charges in with a lariat which sends BRAE over the ropes and all the way to the apron! He falls back, gasping out. BRAE showing his heart— as he does his damndest to force himself up to his feet. And here Chiyo comes off the ropes!
Stew-O: TRIANGLE DROPKICK FROM CHIYO! BUT BRAE DOESN’T FALL OFF THE APRON, RATHER BACK FIRST ON THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A TOUGHER LANDING FOR THE CHAMPION! Chiyo sees BRAE as he starts to pull himself back up, and he smirks.
Gavin Kirkland: Chiyo uses the ropes to rise. He reaches over BRAE and pulls him up against the rope. Chiyo takes the head, looking for a suplex back into the ring! He hoists BRAE up vertically in the air — but BRAE flails his legs in the air and drops down, snapping Chiyo’s throat off the top
rope! Chiyo releases BRAE, coughing out in agony!
Stew-O: BRAE grabs Chiyo and turns him, wrapping his arms around the top rope. BRAE’s on the apron, but it’s just as effective as he swings into the ‘TEN BEATS OF BRAE!’ CONTINUOUSLY SMASHING HIS FIST AGAINST THE CHEST OF CHIYO! OVER AND OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: And he shoves Chiyo forward. Chiyo holds his chest, grunting out in pain. BRAE begins to climb the top rope, waiting for Chiyo to rise up. Chiyo holds his chest, rubbing at it. He slowly rises up and turns…
Stew-O: BRAE DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! IT CLIPS CHIYO ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND IT BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS! BRAE rises up, letting out a furious war cry! Chiyo reaches up to the ceiling, clearly lost in his surroundings!
Persephone: He’s playing possum, that’s all!
Gavin Kirkland: The *closest* I could give him right now is his rendition of a dying possum! You’re watching a different match, Persephone!
Persephone: Neither of these guys are on your brand! Why do you even care???
Stew-O: Back on track, BRAE is grabbing Chiyo by the hair! He jams his head into his thighs, looking around. He scoops him upside down! POWERBOMB! AND HERE IT COMES! HE LEAPS INTO THE RED DEATH-
Gavin Kirkland: SOMEHOW CHIYO RAISES A BOOT AT THE LAST SECOND! BRAE LEAPS RIGHT INTO CHIYO’S BOOT AND BOUNCES OFF IT, FLYING TO THE SIDE! BRAE HOLDS HIS JAW, IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO TRY AND PULL HIMSELF BACK UP!
Stew-O: Chiyo stalks BRAE up with him! HE LEAPS UP! ‘FATAL HEAD TRAUMA!’ THE DIVING DDT DRAGS BRAE DOWN AND THE TOP OF BRAE’S HEAD GETS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT! HE ROLLS OFF, FLOPPING TO HIS BACK! Chiyo crawls over and he hooks the legs!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK OUT FROM BRAE! BRAE FALLS TO HIS SIDE, REACHING OUT… Chiyo looks around, and I think he himself is trying to figure out what it’ll take to win this New Breed Championship!
Stew-O: Chiyo stares down at BRAE and takes the arm. He starts to bend it back, and I think he wants to set up for ‘UNMERCILESS PUNISHMENT!’
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE FIGHTS IT OFF! HE SWEEPS HIM TO A SEATED POSITION! BRAE HITS OFF THE ROPES WITH AUTHORITY! SLIDING LARIAT PUTS CHIYO DOWN! BRAE RISES AND PULLS CHIYO UP! He takes him by the head and lifts him vertically…
Stew-O: BRAINBUSTER FROM BRAE! HE SPIKES HIS HEAD DOWN! BRAE TURNS AND SITS CHIYO UP! He steps over his leg and leans his head down! HAMMER AND ANVIL ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! HE RAINS THEM DOWN REPEATEDLY, OVER AND OVER! BRAE IS LETTING THOSE ELBOWS FLY!
Gavin Kirkland: He rises and turns Chiyo, jamming his head into his thighs! BRAE LIFTS CHIYO UP, YELLING OUT AS HE HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR! CHIYO IS THROWING PUNCHES! FURIOUSLY THROWING PUNCHES TO THE TOP OF BRAE’S HEAD!
Stew-O: AND BRAE IS STARTING TO FALTER! THE PUNCHES ARE GETTING TO HIM! AND HE BEGINS TO RELEASE CHIYO…
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Gavin Kirkland: BRAE TAKES HIM BY THE WAISTBAND AND ELEVATES HIM INTO THE AIR! POWERBOMB!!! CHIYO IS OUT OF IT! BRAE STAGGERS, LOOKING UP TO THE CEILING… And he leans his head down, and the roar of the crowd seemingly brings BRAE back to life!
(BRAE stares down at Chiyo, and feels something on his forehead begin to drip down to his nose. BRAE wipes a dash of blood off of his face. He stares down at Chiyo, furious at the blood being shed from the punches when he tries for the powerbomb. He clenches his fists, even more pissed off than he was before.)
(The referee is trying to hold BRAE back, but BRAE stands at Chiyo’s legs, shaking his head. His body trembles from anger — and perhaps some sort of regret for what he’s about to do to his challenger. BRAE stares down at the man trying to usurp him from his throne, and the Lord shakes his head. He nods, gaining clarity on what he has to do to keep his championship…)
(…And it becomes clear as day that he does not care what happens to Chiyo Gedo.)
Stew-O: RED DEAATTTTTHHHHH!!! BRAE SMASHES HIS ELBOW INTO THE THROAT OF CHIYO GEDO! CHIYO ISN’T MOVING AT ALL!
Gavin Kirkland: BRAE STARES DOWN AT CHIYO, AND GRABS HIM BY THE WRISTS, PRESSING HIS SHOULDERS FURTHER DOWN TO THE MAT FOR AN EMPHATIC COVER.
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING DING DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner of this match, and STIIIILLLLLL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION, ‘LORD’ BBBBRRRAAAAAAEEEEEEEE!!!
(BRAE rolls off of Chiyo, breathing heavily. Chiyo is laid out, showing absolutely zero signs of life as the referee hands BRAE his championship. He rises up and the referee raises his arm up. BRAE breaks from the referee and places the belt on his shoulder, looking back. He steps out of the ring and drops to the floor, walking to the back whilst the referee checks on Chiyo.)
Persephone: I have no words.
Stew-O: What a match! Both men threw all they had out right there! Chiyo had a strong effort and was very close to becoming New Breed Champion… But at the might of BRAE? It simply wasn’t enough.
Gavin Kirkland: ONE PINFALL AND THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK! CHIYO BROUGHT ONE HELL OF A FIGHT, BUT BRAE CAME FOR WAR AND AS YOU CAN SEE — THAT IS EXACTLY HOW HE PREVAILED!
(As Chiyo is helped out of the ring by multiple referees, the camera cuts elsewhere.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Women’s Showcase Triple Threat match scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘GOSSIP’ by Maneskin began blaring through the arena to loud boos as Aria Lestrade stepped out onto the stage with a smile on her face, giving a wave to the audience before she struck a pose. She gazed down to the ring and began making her way down the ramp to enter it.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! Hailing from Chandler, Arizona, weighing in at 110 pounds… she is THE PARIAH, ARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LESTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!
Stew-O: Here comes the first of the three women chosen to fight it out in this women’s showcase match, Aria Lestrade!
Flannery McCoy: Her attitude change has made her reviled by fans and wrestlers alike, although I don’t think Aria sees herself as anything less than a valiant hero.
Jake Mercer: Say what you will about her, but considering she’s a former specialist’s champion in her own right, Aria is not one to be underestimated! She’s in it to win it, and if she does win it, she’s made her intentions clear that she may want to go after the Universal Women’s championship!
Stew-O: That would certainly be an interesting match to see, but let’s see if she can get past her two opponents first, because both of them are forces to be reckoned with!
(‘Judas’ by Lady Gaga began playing to huge cheers from the audience as Holly Arrow with a determined expression on her face, nodding at the reaction she received before narrowing her eyes towards the squared circle. She began her stride down the ramp as Stephie announced her name.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT! Hailing from Liverpool, England, weighing in at 149 pounds… she is THE SERAPH, HOLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Stew-O: The next of the showcase elitists, the Seraph has set out on a journey to evolve and become the elitist she knows she can be!
Flannery McCoy: A former EAW Unified Tag Team Champion in her own right, Holly Arrow has shown time and time again that she has the skills to wrestle with the best, but luck has not been on her side as some important wins have passed her by.
Jake Mercer: Either way, Holly Arrow’s determination hasn’t wavered this whole time, and she plans on making Season 18 the year of her rise! There’s no better way to kick that off at this point than to win the Women’s Showcase and show the world exactly what she can do.
(‘Okay’ by JT began blaring through the speakers to a huge but mixed reaction, leaning towards cheers. Diamond Dixon strutted her way onto the stage, looking as confident as ever, as she flashed a smirk towards both of her opponents in the ring. By her side is Tyrone Montgomery, who was clapping for her while maintaining distance to make sure she has all the spotlight. Exuding flamboyance, she stormed down the ramp as she pointed towards her opponents while doing some trash talking, with Tyrone following shortly behind.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING LAST! Hailing from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 176 pounds… she is THE CROWN JEWEL, DIAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Stew-O: Lastly, we have the newly returned Diamond Dixon, who found herself back in the ring after the events of Pain for Pride Kingdom resulted in Dynasty’s management being handled by Kensingten and Richard!
Flannery McCoy: Though her first run was a while ago, Diamond showed little struggle in getting back into the ring, already holding an impressive win over a recent specialist’s champion in Bea Valentine!
Jake Mercer: Diamond Dixon has been nothing BUT impressive since she got here, and now she’s looking to follow up on the momentum she’s got by getting a win at the Women’s Showcase match and continuing to carve her path up the ranks! With her former administration partner, Tyrone, managing her from the sidelines, not even the sky is the limit for the Crown Jewel!
Stew-O: Every woman here wants to make a name for themselves in Season 18 by winning this match, but only one of them will be able to make it out with victory! Who is it going to be? It’s time to find out!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And the match is underway! All three women quickly exit their corners and find themselves circling around the center of the ring; with three elitists in the ring, there’s far less room for error as one misstep can get you caught in the clutches of a keen opponent!
Flannery McCoy: All three of their eyes are flitting back and forth to keep an eye on both opponents. I can’t imagine how hard it must be to keep your focus when aiming for one opponent can get you immediately stabbed in the back by the other!
Jake Mercer: Diamond Dixon and Holly Arrow seem to be pushing forward with a more aggressive pace, though, and it looks like things are about to spark into violence! Aria Lestrade scowls for a moment before her eyes narrow. What’s she planning-
Stew-O: OH! Aria Lestrade just shoved Holly Arrow forward towards Diamond Dixon before quickly backstepping and rolling away from the action! She did mention she’d be willing to slither in and take advantage of the action between her opponents, and it seems she wasn’t kidding!
Flannery McCoy: Holly didn’t see that coming, but Diamond Dixon is quick to adapt to the opportunity shoved in her direction as she catches Holly Arrow before the Seraph is able to do anything about it! She quickly grabs her with a belly to belly hold and transitions it with an arm underneath Holly’s leg to hoist her up!
Jake Mercer: With no hesitation, Diamond takes the Seraph and LAUNCHES her back with a perfectly executed T-Bone Suplex! Aria can be seen smirking at her own actions as Holly arches her back in pain, but quickly forces herself to roll onto her belly and scrambles to her feet!
Stew-O: And while it seems Diamond is about to approach Aria Lestrade and prevent her from slipping away from the match, Holly looks to immediately fire back at Diamond Dixon as she reaches out and grabs hold of Diamond’s wrist! Diamond, not expecting Holly to get up as quickly as she did, turns around in surprise before-
Flannery McCoy: Holly yanks on the clutched wrist and pulls Diamond into a sudden roundhouse kick by the Seraph! Diamond somehow manages to stay on her feet, but Holly has that wrist clutched still and proceeds to twist it over her head and transition to a wrist lock!
Jake Mercer: The pain and discomfort is apparent on Diamond’s face as she tries to pull her arm away, but Holly keeps moving it to keep her in a leveraged position! She launches a kick to the side of Diamond’s knee as she seems to be trying to topple the elitist with the best height advantage here!
Stew-O: A few more shots to the knee, and that is enough to bring Diamond Dixon to a kneeling position, and the Seraph gets a smirk on her face as her options have opened up some more! With the Crown Jewel in a disadvantageous position, Holly performs an elbow strike to the locked arm of Diamond Dixon before releasing it, allowing Diamond to clutch it in pain before Holly rushes to hit the ropes and sprints towards Diamond on the rebound!
Flannery McCoy: She rushes forth and leans her leg back on the final step, looking to take Diamond’s head off with a running SHOOT KICK!–
Jake Mercer: BUT IT DIDN’T LAND! DIAMOND CAUGHT THE LEG RIGHT AS HOLLY TRIED TO LAUNCH THAT KICK AT THE HEAD OF THE CROWN JEWEL!
Stew-O: And you can see Holly Arrow hopping on one leg as Diamond rises to her feet, raising Holly’s caught leg higher! The Crown Jewel shakes her head ‘no’ at the Seraph before using the leg to pull her in for a VICIOUS clothesline!
Tyrone Montgomery: THAT’S IT, DIAMOND, DON’T LET UP ON THE PRESSURE!
Flannery McCoy: That takes Holly Arrow out and back to the canvas, where Diamond kicks her side to forcefully push her beneath the bottom ropes and out of the ring; the Crown Jewel herself follows suit, bringing the action out to ringside! Tyrone stands nearby but stays out of the danger zone, still cheering Diamond on.
Jake Mercer: The crowd is cheering on as Diamond and Holly both end up closer to the barricades; the Crown Jewel forces Holly back to her feet before she attempts to hoist her up with a bear hug! The strong arms of Diamond Dixon wrap their way around the midsection of Holly Arrow before they constrict, causing the Seraph to yelp as her feet get lifted off the ringside floor!
Stew-O: This is a difficult situation for Holly, as Diamond Dixon has NOT let up since the start of this match! Diamond’s eyes gaze to the left as she sees the ring post, and she immediately turns the bear-hugged Holly Arrow’s body towards it as it seems her intent is to RAM the Seraph against the post!
Flannery McCoy: That’s certainly a smart use of the environment to your advantage, and there’s no doubt that a blow like that will be enough to knock ANYONE silly, even someone as determined as Holly Arrow! Diamond Dixon begins rushing forward towards the post, and she’s about to ram her into it!–
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! HOLLY ARROW JUST UNLEASHED A PALM STRIKE TO THE THROAT OF THE CROWN JEWEL! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! That blow was unexpected and brutal enough to force Diamond Dixon to drop Holly Arrow right before she could fully execute the ramming attack, causing Holly to just stumble back against the post and avoid the brunt of what would have been a devastating maneuver!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, Diamond Dixon is coughing and sputtering as she staggers back with her throat clutched, still reeling from that unexpected and unorthodox striking maneuver by the Seraph! Holly has her ribs clutched, but she manages to recover quicker than Diamond Dixon does and immediately decides to get onto the apron!
Flannery McCoy: Diamond recovers soon thereafter and sets her sights on the now perched up Holly Arrow! Without a moment to lose, Diamond attempts to knock Holly off the apron in a brutal way by firing off a clothesline at her legs!
Jake Mercer: BUT NO! Holly Arrow jumps over it AND over Diamond’s head before maneuvering herself in the air! As Holly falls behind Diamond’s back, she pulls up one of her knees and yanks Diamond back onto it as she does so, pulling her back-first into the knee and DROPPING her with a single-knee backstabber!
Stew-O: What an incredible technique we just witnessed by Holly Arrow, and that’s enough to bring the dominant Diamond Dixon falling down and completely laid out for the first time in this match! That maneuver didn’t leave Holly unscathed, though, as she fell on her back with Diamond’s weight coming down on top of her as well, but that’s how it goes with a double edged sword type of attack!
Flannery McCoy: And now Holly Arrow pushes Diamond’s body off of her as she staggers up herself, taking a survey of the situation before raising her eyebrow towards the apron once again and looking out to the crowd. The EAW Universe in attendance seems to know what Holly has planned and cheers her on, resulting in Holly nodding with a smirk.
Jake Mercer: Holly Arrow climbs up onto the apron and raises her arms up high! With the fallen body of Diamond Dixon laid out beneath her at ringside, Holly Arrow takes aim as she leaps off the apron and looks to launch herself down to the midsection of the Crown Jewel with a DIVING FOOT STOMP!
Stew-O: AND SHE MANAGES TO EXECUTE IT! THE ENTIRE WEIGHT OF HOLLY ARROW JUST DROPPED ONTO THE ABS OF DIAMOND DIXON LIKE A SPEAR THROUGH THE GUT!
Flannery McCoy: You can just SEE how much that must’ve hurt by how all of Diamond’s limbs flailed up through the sheer force of the impact! And now Holly Arrow is wasting absolutely no time as she immediately grabs hold of Diamond by the head and arm and uses all her strength to force her back to her feet and roll her underneath the bottom rope to get her back into the squared circle!
Jake Mercer: And now Holly Arrow goes for the pin off of that, wisely pushing Diamond away from the ropes and hooking both of her legs!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: OH, A SHOTGUN DROPKICK BY ARIA LESTRADE OUT OF NOWHERE KNOCKS HOLLY ARROW OFF OF DIAMOND DIXON AND ENDS UP WITH ARIA COVERING DIAMOND INSTEAD!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TW-
Flannery McCoy: But Diamond Dixon is able to kick out right at the two count, forcing Aria off of her and bringing Aria face to face with the Seraph, who has her ribs clutched in pain from that shotgun dropkick but is looking too angry to care! Diamond Dixon rolls out of the way with her gut clutched in her arms, leaving just Aria and Holly facing each other!
Jake Mercer: Aria Lestrade just tried to steal the win right from underneath Holly Arrow’s nose, but the plan didn’t work, and now she might be about to pay!
Stew-O: Holly Arrow staggers to her feet and looks to take Aria Lestrade’s head off with a spinning roundhouse kick yet again, but Aria is able to duck underneath and rush past Holly, making it behind her back before Holly is able to do anything about it!
Flannery McCoy: Without a moment of hesitation, Aria Lestrade kicks the back of Holly’s knee, bringing her down to a kneeling position before Aria hops back and then lurches forward with a GROUNDED SUPERKICK, knocking Holly Arrow to the canvas! Aria Lestrade launches herself on top of Holly, looking to get the pin!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: OH, but Holly Arrow managed to get her hand on the bottom rope! Aria went for the pin as quickly as she could, but didn’t consider where in the ring they were, and that came back to bite her!
Stew-O: That seems to get Aria frustrated as she grabs Holly by the hair and drags her to the nearby corner, where the Pariah positioned Holly in a seated position up against the bottom turnbuckle! She eyes the Seraph, making sure she’s in position before she stomps the daylights out of her, targeting the head with those kicks in an attempt to daze Holly as much as possible!
Flannery McCoy: Because Holly’s arms were still in contact with the ropes, the referee made Aria Lestrade end the barrage, but by that point Aria’s goal was already met! Holly Arrow sits up against the bottom turnbuckle in a dazed position, leaving her vulnerable as Aria ran over to the opposite corner of the ring and took aim at the Seraph!
Jake Mercer: Without further ado, Aria Lestrade sprinted towards the seated Holly as quickly as she could, and the moment she got close enough, she LAUNCHED herself forward with a front flip as she attempts the cannonball senton to ram her entire body weight up against the head of the already-hurt Holly Arrow!
Stew-O: BUT HOLLY IS ABLE TO MOVE AWAY IN THE NICK OF TIME, CAUSING ARIA LESTRADE TO CRASH LOWER-BACK FIRST AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AT FULL SPEED! Oh, I could HEAR that shriek of pain from way over here, that might need to be looked at later on!
Flannery McCoy: Holly Arrow has no sympathy for a person like Aria, though, as she immediately looks to capitalize on the advantage that’s been given to her by dragging her away from the corner and into the center of the ring!
Jake Mercer: What’s she got planned there?! She takes a moment to just lay into Aria Lestrade for what she’s pulled in this match so far, unleashing a violent barrage of anger-driven stomps all over the body of Aria, which prompts Aria to flip herself to a prone position if only to protect the front half of her body!
Stew-O: Judging from the smirk on Holly Arrow’s face, though, that may have been exactly what she wanted as she stops the furious flurry of stomps and instead reaches down and grabs a hold of one of Aria’s legs! Aria Lestrade immediately reacts as she tries to kick Holly off with the other leg, but that only gets the other leg into Holly arrow’s clutches as well!
Flannery McCoy: This may have ended up with Aria Lestrade falling prey to Holly Arrow’s trap, because now with both legs of Aria’s clutched by the Seraph, Holly is able to hook the boots of Aria underneath her arms and wrenches both legs back with a classic Boston Crab!
Jake Mercer: This is clever from Holly Arrow, with that Boston Crab wrenching not only the legs of Aria Lestrade but placing immense pressure on her lower back as well, right after that lower back crashed into the bottom turnbuckle with that failed cannonball senton attempt! The pain is evident on Aria Lestrade’s face as she scratches and claws at the ring, trying to get to the ropes!
Stew-O: But Holly made sure the ropes would be difficult to get to after she pulled her into the center of the ring! That ring IQ is coming into play, and now Aria is in trouble; the referee is keeping a close eye on Aria, asking her if she’s had enough, but Aria Lestrade is refusing to quit or tap out!
Aria Lestrade: I CAN’T GIVE UP! I WON’T GIVE UP! THE WORLD CAN ONLY BE SAVED BY ME! BY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: How delusional is she?! Does she really think she’s some kind of savior?! This is sheer insanity from Aria, but whatever it may be in her mind, she’s using it to keep herself in the game!
Jake Mercer: She begins wriggling her body left and right, trying to create enough motion to force Holly Arrow to lose balance! It starts work as I see Holly Arrow starting to stumble along with Aria’s movements, and it seems like Aria may just be about to get out of the submission hold!
Stew-O: OH! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, A PUMP KICK FROM DIAMOND DIXON KNOCKS HOLLY ARROW FLAT ON THE CANVAS! SHE HAS BROUGHT HERSELF BACK INTO THE GAME, AND SHE’S NOT LOOKING TO TAKE ANY PRISONERS!
Tyrone Montgomery: TAKE HER OUT, DIAMOND!
Flannery McCoy: We have Tyrone out here slapping the apron as he cheers Diamond on, and Diamond looks to follow through with his expectations! Aria sees Diamond Dixon show up and tries backing away, but Diamond grabs her by the hair and forces her to her feet before getting underneath her and forcing her up into a fireman’s carry hold! Aria Lestrade is laid out across the shoulders of the incomparably strong Diamond Dixon, but… what is Diamond looking to do?!
Jake Mercer: She grabs Aria Lestrade’s head and her legs! From the fireman’s carry position, she suddenly flexes her arms and starts lifting Aria Lestrade ABOVE her shoulders! Further and further until her arms are fully locked out, and now Aria is held up high above Diamond’s head in a Gorilla Press!
Stew-O: One thing that stands out about Diamond Dixon above anybody else is her strength, this is just incredible! She keeps Aria suspended up there as she turns herself towards Holly, who has just gotten up, and–
(SLAM!)
Flannery McCoy: DIAMOND DIXON JUST LAUNCHED ARIA LESTRADE INTO HOLLY ARROW, LITERALLY FORCING HER TO EXECUTE A DIVING CROSSBODY OFF THE STRETCHED ARMS OF THE CROWN JEWEL! THAT IS ENOUGH TO KNOCK BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Tyrone Montgomery: LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH! YOU CAN’T MATCH THAT! Wait, hold up- NO!
Jake Mercer: Wait, but that just put Aria in a cover over Holly Arrow, the referee goes to count it!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! DIAMOND DIXON JUST BROKE IT UP WITH A JUMPING LEG DROP ONTO BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS! SHE JUST CRASHED DOWN ON TOP OF ARIA, WHO WAS ON TOP OF HOLLY ARROW! Tyrone looks relieved as Diamond took action immediately!
Flannery McCoy: The sheer brunt of that attack is enough to force Aria to roll off of Holly Arrow in a heap, and I can’t imagine how much damage that must have done to Holly Arrow, who was squashed under the weight of two wrestlers!
Jake Mercer: Diamond Dixon kicks Aria Lestrade aside and looks to capitalize on exactly that, Flannery, as she pulls Holly away from the ropes and hooks both of her legs for the pin!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEE–
Stew-O: BUT HOLLY ARROW MANAGES TO SUMMON THE STRENGTH TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN! The resilience of the Seraph is incredible, it seems like nothing thrown her way is enough to make her give up on winning the match!
Flannery McCoy: She’s shown her determination time and time again; ever since the treachery that caused POTARA to fall apart, she’s been dead set on proving herself to be able to rise above it all and reach the pinnacle of the industry!
Jake Mercer: Diamond Dixon frowns at the resilience, though, as she’s just as determined to make this showcase a showcase for HER above all else! She stands up as she looks to be about to execute another maneuver against Holly Arrow, who is still laid out on the canvas despite her kicking out just moments ago! She goes for–
Stew-O: WAIT, ARIA LESTRADE SNEAKS IN FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS DIAMOND DIXON UP!
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S STEALING IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake Mercer: BUT DIAMOND DIXON KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Aria Lestrade looks shocked, she thought she had it in the bag right there, but Diamond Dixon was able to kick out even after getting caught off guard like she did!
Flannery McCoy: Aria quickly gets to her feet and starts backing up as Diamond Dixon slowly rises up to her feet as well, with the crowd sensing the anger brewing in Diamond for that attempted steal!
Jake Mercer: Diamond Dixon turns around to face Aria Lestrade, who has backed up even further at this point!
Diamond Dixon: :ufdup:
Aria Lestrade: :whoa:
Stew-O: AND DIAMOND DIXON CHARGES AT ARIA LESTRADE, LOOKING TO LAUNCH HERSELF AS A WEAPON RIGHT AT ARIA’S MIDSECTION WITH ONE OF DIAMOND DIXON’S SIGNATURE SPEARS!
Flannery McCoy: OH, BUT ARIA LESTRADE MANAGED TO LEAP OVER THE ATTEMPT RIGHT BEFORE IT CONNECTED, BARELY GETTING HERSELF OUT OF THE WAY OF DOOMSDAY!
Jake Mercer: BUT THAT SPELLS BAD THINGS FOR DIAMOND DIXON, WHO WASN’T ABLE TO CHANGE HER TRAJECTORY IN TIME! THE ATTEMPT AT HER SIGNATURE SPEAR KEPT GOING, AND SHE WAS SENT THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE, CAUSING HER SHOULDER TO CRASH AGAINST THE RINGPOST AT THE CORNER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: That was masterfully played by Aria Lestrade, who just managed to turn Diamond Dixon’s incomparable strength against her! Diamond Dixon is now standing with her back against the corner with her shoulder clutched in immense pain, and Aria Lestrade, ever the cunning opportunist, looks to capitalize on Diamond’s mistake and take advantage!
Flannery McCoy: Aria Lestrade does so as she rushes forward before Diamond Dixon even has time to react and knocks the Crown Jewel silly with a big boot to the head as she’s stuck in the corner!
Jake Mercer: I would hardly call that a big boot, it was more like a bicycle kick with how Aria Lestrade had to jump up just to be able to reach Diamond Dixon’s head! That height and power advantage that Diamond Dixon has is tough to overcome, but without a doubt, Aria is doing everything she can to get past it!
Stew-O: Now that she has Diamond Dixon stunned in place, she looks to go for some stinging damage as she unleashes a flurry of furious chops to the chest of Diamond Dixon! Aria may not be as strong as Diamond, but you can’t tell me a SINGLE person that doesn’t feel the pain when someone is chopping your chest with everything they have! It’s a sensitive area!
Flannery McCoy: Chop after chop after chop, you can hear the sharp sounds echoing through the arena like gunshots, and now the crowd is booing the hell out of Aria Lestrade as she keeps on going!
Jake Mercer: The desperation is apparent here! Diamond Dixon coughs and clutches at her chest as Aria Lestrade finally ends the barrage and looks to take a breather after having gassed herself out! She then pulls Diamond Dixon out from the corner and positions her in a slightly bent position; what’s she looking to pull now?!
Stew-O: She suddenly jumps up into the air and catches the head of Diamond Dixon in a three quarters face lock! SHE’S GOING FOR A CUTTER! ARIA LESTRADE’S SIGNATURE ZIRCON CUTTER TO DIAMOND DIXON!
Flannery McCoy: NO! DIAMOND DIXON IS ABLE TO SHOVE ARIA LESTRADE FORWARD JUST IN TIME TO GET OUT OF IT! Aria turns around as she was not expecting the reversal, but nevertheless, she tries to adapt by rushing forward and going for it yet again!
Jake Mercer: BUT DIAMOND DIXON HAD IT SCOUTED THIS TIME, DUCKING UNDERNEATH BEFORE ARIA HAD A CHANCE TO CATCH HER HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN! THIS TIME, DIAMOND DIXON WAS ABLE TO CATCH ARIA INSTEAD!
Stew-O: BEFORE, DIAMOND HAD ARIA IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY, BUT THIS TIME, SHE’S GOT HER INVERTED! IT’S THE TORTURE RACK, AND ARIA IS CAUGHT IN IT!
Flannery McCoy: FOR ALL THE TRICKS ARIA HAS TRIED PULLING THIS MATCH BY TRYING TO WEASEL HER WAY INTO THE WINNER’S SPOT, DIAMOND DIXON IS NOW PUNISHING HER BY LITERALLY TORTURING HER WITH THE TORTURE RACK! THE CROWD IS CHEERING AS ARIA LESTRADE SCREAMS!
Jake Mercer: DIAMOND DIXON MARCHES TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND CONTINUES WRENCHING THE TORTURE RACK, MUCH TO THE JOY OF A CROWD THAT WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE ARIA LESTRADE TAP OUT!
Crowd: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!
Tyrone Montgomery: YOU HEAR THEM, ARIA?! LISTEN TO THOSE FANS, JUST TAP!
Stew-O: And I think Diamond Dixon hears their pleas! So far, she’s been going for the torture rack, but she suddenly pulls her arms over Aria Lestrade’s face and legs– we’ve seen this before, she’s about to transition it into the BBL BREAKER! THE MODIFIED BACKBREAKER RACK! THAT MANEUVER MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A WRESTLER’S SPINE IS JUST DIAMOND DIXON’S PLAYTHING!
Flannery McCoy: SHE STARTS WRENCHING THE HEAD AND LEGS DOWN FOR THE BBL BREAKER– WAIT, WHAT?!
Jake Mercer: HOLLY ARROW MANAGED TO GET BACK UP! DIAMOND DIXON SEES HER AND TRIES BACKING UP, UNABLE TO DO MUCH WITH ARIA LESTRADE ON HER SHOULDERS, BUT HOLLY ARROW STAGGERS FORWARD UNTIL SHE’S ABLE TO BREAK OUT INTO A RUN TOWARDS BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS!
Stew-O: DIAMOND DIXON CAN’T DO ANYTHING! HOLLY ARROW JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND CATCHES DIAMOND DIXON’S HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN! JUMPING DDT BY HOLLY ARROW CAUSES DIAMOND DIXON TO CRASH HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ARIA LESTRADE WAS LAUNCHED ONTO THE CANVAS AS BRUTALLY AS POSSIBLE JUST DUE TO BEING IN THAT TORTURE RACK!
Jake Mercer: This entire match, Holly kept having her moments taken away from her, and now she’s looking to take it all back!
Stew-O: Holly Arrow performs a double foot stomp onto the back of Diamond Dixon for good measure, trying to keep her down before she frantically grabs at Aria Lestrade and yanks her to her feet! She hooves her in the midsection to make her double over before she grabs her arm and locks her into a wrist clutched position! She yanks Aria towards her and then hoists her up into the air!!!
Flannery McCoy: OH! ODIN’S LOST EYE! A WRIST CLUTCH OLYMPIC SLAM BY HOLLY ARROW TO ARIA LESTRADE, PULLING HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS SHE DID SO, AND THEN SHE IMMEDIATELY FLOPS ON TOP OF ARIA TO GO FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: NO! ARIA LESTRADE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! HOLLY ARROW SLAMS THE MAT FURIOUSLY AS THE FRUSTRATION HAS COMPLETELY CONSUMED HER, AND SHE BEGINS BEATING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ARIA LESTRADE!
Stew-O: THAT KICK OUT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ANY CLOSER TO THE EDGE THAN IT WAS! HOLLY NEEDS TO GET HER MIND IN THE GAME AND FINISH THE JOB, SHE’S AT THE FINISH LINE!
Flannery McCoy: She catches her breath and forcefully brings Aria Lestrade back to a standing position! Holly gives her an elbow smash in order to stun her before she GOES FOR IT ALL! SHE GOES FOR GALAXY IMPACT, THE CODEBREAKER! BUT NO, ARIA LESTRADE SHOVES HER OFF JUST BEFORE IT CAN LAND! HOLLY JUST BARELY MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET AND STUMBLES BACK A FEW STEPS!
Jake Mercer: ARIA LESTRADE, IN A FIT OF DESPERATION, RUSHES FORWARD! SHE’S GOING FOR BROKE AS SHE LUNGES AT HOLLY ARROW WITH THE GOD SHATTERING STAAAAAAAAR! THE RUNNING KNEE SMASH!
Stew-O: BUT THIS TIME, HOLLY ARROW IS ABLE TO SIDE-STEP THE MANEUVER IN THE NICK OF TIME! BOTH OF THESE WRESTLERS ARE AT THEIR LIMIT AND ARE GOING FOR EACH OTHER’S HEADS! ARIA LESTRADE TRIES TO SCRAMBLE BACK TO HER FEET AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAN TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN’T GET CAUGHT BY–
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S TOO LATE! HOLLY ARROW NEVER LEFT HER FEET! THE MOMENT ARIA LESTRADE GETS TO HER OWN FEET, HOLLY ARROW HAS ALREADY GOTTEN TO HER AND GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND ARM! SHE INTERTWINES HER OWN ARMS AND LEGS WITH ARIA’S BEFORE WRENCHING HER BODY TO LEVERAGE HERSELF OVER ARIA! THIS IS…
Jake Mercer: SUNSET PEAK! THE OCTOPUS STRETCH BY HOLLY ARROW! SHADES OF KENDRA SHAMEZ HERE AS HOLLY ARROW HAS ARIA LESTRADE RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER TO BE, AND SHE IS WRENCHING AS HARD AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN! ARIA LESTRADE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HOLLY ARROW’S FINISHING SUBMISSION MANEUVER IS LOCKED IN AS TIGHT AS SHE CAN MAKE IT!
Stew-O: THIS MIGHT BE IT! ARIA IS TRYING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF IT, BUT THE OCTOPUS STRETCH IS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT SUBMISSION MANEUVERS TO ESCAPE FROM! ARIA’S STRUGGLE IS STARTING TO DWINDLE AS SHE SHAKILY RAISES HER HAND… IS SHE ABOUT TO TAP?!
Flannery McCoy: SHE GOES TO TAP! IT’S OV-
Jake Mercer: SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Stew-O: DIAMOND DIXON JUST SPEARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS AT THE SAME TIME! SHE SHATTERED SUNSET PEAK BY SPEARING HERSELF THROUGH IT ALL, CAUSING HOLLY ARROW AND ARIA LESTRADE TO FALL OUT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!
Tyrone Montgomery: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: BOTH LADIES ARE DOWN, AND DIAMOND DIXON VIOLENTLY WRENCHES ARIA LESTRADE TO HER FEET! SHE GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR!
Jake Mercer: FACELIFT! FACELIFT CONNECTS! THE FACEBUSTER, DIAMOND DIXON’S FINISHING MANEUVER, JUST CAUSES ARIA LESTRADE TO CRASH FACE-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: DIAMOND DIXON DRAPES HER LEG OVER THE THROAT OF ARIA LESTRADE, CAUSING THE REFEREE TO GO IN FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Flannery McCoy: HOLLY ARROW REACHES OUT TO BREAK IT UP!–
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S TOO LATE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Okay’ by JT begins blaring through the speakers once again to a deafening reaction as Diamond Dixon falls back with a grin on her face. Tyrone gets into the ring, clapping for the Crown Jewel before helping her back to her feet as he raises her arm in victory!)
Stew-O: SHE DID IT! DIAMOND DIXON JUST PINNED THE FORMER SPECIALIST’S CHAMPION ARIA LESTRADE AND SEIZED VICTORY OVER HER AND THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION, HOLLY ARROW!
Flannery McCoy: A women’s showcase indeed! All three of these women gave this match EVERYTHING they had, showing their fiery determination to win!
Jake Mercer: BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, ONLY ONE IS ABLE TO TAKE IT HOME, AND THAT ONE WAS DIAMOND DIXON AS SHE OVERPOWERED THE OPPOSITION!
(The video feed lingers on Diamond Dixon with her arms raised in victory over Aria Lestrade, who is knocked out; Holly Arrow is seen pounding the canvas in frustration as the crowd cheers Diamond Dixon’s celebration on top of the corner with her arms raised with Tyrone cheering her on from the ring, before the video feed fades to black.)
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Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Tear Away’ by Drowning Pool blasts throughout the arena as Raeangel Guzman emerges onto the stage. She is looking extremely confident here, just immediately talking trash. The crowd boos her, but she doesn’t give a damn.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS… FIRST… FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS… WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 120 POUNDS… SHE IS EL OXIGENO… RAEANGEL GUZMAN!
(As she walks down to ringside, she mocks a man in crutches in the crowd. She then gets inside the ring and waits for her opponents. ‘Vortex’ by Jinjer begins to play as the crowd’s booing continues. Daniella Atlas makes her way out onto the stage, looking focused. She just looks out at the crowd with disdain.)
Bella Braxton: HER OPPONENT… FROM DUNKIRK, FRANCE… WEIGHING IN AT 170 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE BLACK FLAME’… DANIELLLAAAA ATTTLAAAASSSSS!
(She enters the ring and stares down at Guzman, backing her into the corner. She seems satisfied by that and then heads into her corner. “KARATE” by BABYMETAL plays as the crowd now changes their tune. There are now some cheers in the mix as KASAI makes her way to the ring with The Specialists Championship around her waist. She smiles at her competitors from the stage, more than ready to take them on.)
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENT… FROM AMANI, KAGOSHIMA, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 145 POUNDS… SHE IS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… ”THE HUNTRESS”… KAAAAASSSSAAAAAIIIIIII!
(She gets to the ring, and the two competitors do not share her enthusiasm. They are shooting her nasty looks, as she just doesn’t seem threatened by either of them. She hands her belt off to the referee, and he calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: There is the bell, and this Championship match is now underway! And it looks like now all three Elitists are circling each other, waiting for someone to make a move! What a second here… Daniella Atlas and Raeangel Guzman turn towards KASAI! THEY WANT TO TAKE HER OUT FIRST! GUZMAN RUSHES AT HER AND MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO HIT THE BIG BOOT! KASAI is able to avoid it, but Atlas is there to follow up! HERE COMES THE BICYCLE KICK! But KASAI is able to take hold of Guzman AND THROWS HER IN FRONT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: Guzman goes down, and Atlas doesn’t seem to care! She turns around to put her focus back on the Champion, but she’s rocked by a kick straight to the chest! KASAI THEN DELIVERS ANOTHER STRAIGHT TO THE STOMACH! The impact is enough to drop Atlas down to a knee! KASAI looks to take advantage here! SCISSORS KICK! NO! ATLAS IS ABLE TO PULL BACK RIGHT BEFORE SHE’S HIT! She takes hold of KASAI and sends her straight into Guzman, who is trying to stand up! GUZMAN CATCHES HER IN A DDT POSITION! BEFORE SHE ACTS, ATLAS GETS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A BIG BOOT! KASAI IS ALSO SPIKED DOWN WITH THE DDT!
Persephone: Damn, that’s a combination. It looks like the French chick is cooking here. I wonder if that’s why they call her The Black Flame. Just hope she doesn’t, you know… flame out.
James Peters: I don’t think we have to worry about that! Daniella Atlas turns her attention towards Guzman here, bringing her back up to her feet! SHE NAILS HER WITH A FOREARM! This causes Guzman to go stumbling into the corner! Atlas approaches and just starts down on her! This is vicious but a very effective way to wear down an opponent! Atlas grows bored here and drags Guzman out of that corner… SHE PICKS HER UP FOR THE POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: BUT GUZMAN IS ABLE TO COUNTER WITH THE HURRICANRANA! Atlas is sent across the ring, but she quickly makes her way back to her feet! NOT QUICK ENOUGH, THOUGH! RAEANGEL GUZMAN GOES FOR THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! BUT ATLAS REFUSES TO BE TOPPLED! INSTEAD SHE REACHES DOWN AND LIFTS HIM UP! SHE GOES FOR THE FOREARM BUT KASAI COMES FROM BEHIND! SHE CATCHES ATLAS’S ARM AND SNAPS ACROSS HER KNEES! Atlas tries to shrug off the pain, but she’s dropped by Guzman drops her with the single leg dropkick!
Persephone: Well, she’s done for now. Now, it’s everyone’s turn to play. KASAI tries for the spinning elbow on Guzman… but she ducks under it! She gets behind KASAI AND GETS HER WITH A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX! COVER!
ONE!
TW-
James Peters: And the Champion is able to kick out before the two! It seems like there is a lot more that Guzman needs to do here if she wants to leave with that title! She is definitely looking frustrated here as she picks her back up! GUZMAN GETS KASAI WITH THE UPPERCUT! She then sends her into the ropes with an irish whip! ATLAS IS BACK UP! AS KASAI HITS THE ROPES SHE’S SENT RIGHT OVER WITH THE BICYCLE KICK! Guzman tries to grab Atlas from behind here, looking for another German Suplex, but all she gets is an elbow to the face!
Rich Russillo: Atlas then drives a knee straight into her gut! NOW SHE’S GETTING HER UP IN THE AIR! IT LOOKS SHE’S GOING FOR THE POWERBOMB! She’s carrying her all the way over to the side of the ring where KASAI is getting back up! ATLAS THROWS GUZMAN RIGHT ON TOP OF KASAI!
Persephone: How do you miss that? KASAI was able to avoid getting hit there. Instead, Guzman makes an impact with the ringside floor, and uh… that’s gotta hurt. Daniella heads to the outside in order to make sure KASAI goes down. Instead, she gets hit by the stepping side kick! BUT ATLAS CATCHES THE LEG! She takes hold of it AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! OOOF!
James Peters: KASAI DROPS DOWN IN PAIN! That was an innovative offense here from Atlas! She now picks up the Champion AND GETS HER WITH THE FALCON ARROW! Atlas is in control here, and she rolls KASAI back inside the ring! All she has is to get inside and cover! SHE GOES TO GET ON THE APRON, BUT RAEANGEL GUZMAN GRABS HER BY THE HAIR!
Rich Russillo: She took one hell of a fall not too long ago, but somehow she is back on her feet! This is pure determination! She grabs Atlas and smashes her face right off the apron! BUT ATLAS CATCHES HERSELF BEFORE THE IMPACT! She elbows Guzman in the ribs AND THEN BOUNCES HER HEAD OFF THE APRON INSTEAD! Guzman goes down, and now Atlas can put all of her attention on The Huntress! She heads back inside the ring and takes hold of KASAI’s arm! SHE’S GOING FOR THE INAMORTA! BUT KASAI IS ABLE TO COUNTER WITH THE ARMBAR!
Persephone: You know, if she just double-tapped Guzman this wouldn’t have been a problem. That gave KASAI enough time to recover! Atlas is clearly in pain from this move, the first time she has seemed vulnerable the entire match! BUT SHE STILL POWERS THROUGH IT! She immediately rolls over and takes hold of her arm! ATLAS IS TRYING TO LIFT KASAI UP HERE! AND SHE DOES! Damn, what do they feed them over there?
James Peters: RAEANGEL GUZMAN COMES FROM BEHIND WITH THE LOW BLOW! JUST AS ATLAS WAS ABOUT TO HIT THAT POWERBOMB! KASAI is dropped to the mat here, and Guzman is taking the time to trash-talk Atlas! This is no time to be doing this! She should be taking care of KASAI right now! Speaking of the champ, she’s already back on her feet, and she’s just waiting for Guzman to turn around! AS SHE DOES KASAI CONNECTS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD SPIN KICK! SHE NEARLY TAKES GUZMAN’S HEAD OFF BUT AT WHAT COST? It looks like she did even more damage to her leg here, but she goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Rich Russillo: ATLAS SHOVES KASAI OFF OF HER! KASAI and Atlas get back to their feet here, and they’re already looking a little rough! KASAI is limping here, and it seems like Atlas is clutching at her arm! BUT THE TWO MEET IN THE MIDDLE ANYWAYS! ATLAS GETS HER WITH THE KNIFE-EDGE CHOP, AND IT SENDS KASAI INTO THE CORNER! SHE THEN RUSHES AT HER AND DRILLS INTO HER WITH THE RUNNING BACK ELBOW! Atlas lets KASAI collapse out of the corner as she makes her way up towards that top rope! AND SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP LOOKING FOR THE DIVING SENTON!
James Peters: ALL SHE FINDS IS THE MAT! KASAI was able to roll out of the way at the last possible moment! Atlas hits the mat, and I think she might just have had the wind knocked right out of her! She stumbles back to a vertical base, but not for long! KASAI TAKES HER OUT WITH A BIG FRANKENSTEINER! ATLAS HITS THE GROUND AND ROLLS FORWARD INTO THE CORNER! She turns around and is just absolutely rocked by the big boot from KASAI! Atlas now is the one that falls towards the center of the ring! AND NOW KASAI MAKES HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE! WHAT COULD HAPPEN HERE?
Persephone: DID SHE GET HIT BY A DRINK? No way, Guzman took the soda from a fan and threw it right on KASAI! Good, that guy couldn’t use any more calories anyway.
Rich Russillo: WHATEVER SHE DID IT WORKED! KASAI SEEMS CONFUSED HERE AS GUZMAN CLIMBS UP ONTO THE APRON AND GETS HER WITH A FOREARM! She delivers more of them as she repositions herself on the top rope! AND NOW GUZMAN SENDS HER CRASHING TO THE MAT WITH A TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA! KASAI LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF ATLAS! The two Elitists are sprawled out on top of each other now as Guzman looks to complete the combination! RUNNING MOONSAULT ON TOP OF HER OPPONENTS!
James Peters: El Oxigeno grabs and picks up KASAI now and looks to do even more damage! SHE GOES FOR THE INVERTED DDT! BUT KASAI BRINGS HER KNEE RIGHT INTO HER HEAD! It staggers Guzman, and KASAI limps towards her! GUZMAN JUST KICKS HER STRAIGHT IN THE KNEE! AND THEN SHE GETS HER WITH THE NECKBREAKER! That was a perfectly executed maneuver there, and it would appear that Guzman is on fire right now! She picks up Daniella Atlas now and gets her up onto her shoulders! SHE GOES FOR THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
Persephone: BUT ATLAS MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET! SHE GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON HER OPPONENT BUT SHE MISSES! Guzman avoids it and waits for Atlas to stand up! SHE THEN STEPS DOWN ON HER TOES… AND THEN GETS HER WITH THE STEP-UP ENZIGURI! That’s a real combo right there.
Rich Russillo: Sure is an effective one! Raeangel Guzman is in firm control of this match! SHE NOW HOOKS THE ARMS OF ATLAS! SHE’S LOOKING FOR THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER! BUT ATLAS DRIVES HER INTO THE CORNER USING SHEER STRENGTH! She slams her into the turnbuckles over and over again until she’s released! Now Atlas picks her up and SENDS HER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS HARD AS SHE CAN! GUZMAN HITS IT CHEST FIRST AND BOUNCES OFF! She turns around completely out of it… SPINNING BACK ELBOW! ATLAS LOOKS FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
James Peters: GUZMAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Daniella Atlas looks disappointed here! She now scrapes her up off the mat! AND THEN SHE BRINGS HER BACK DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB! Guzman awfully hits the ground, but Atlas keeps her hooks in here! SHE PICKS HER UP AND HITS ANOTHER! SHE DOES IT ONE MORE TIME! SHE HAS GUZMAN UP IN THE AIR HERE!
Persephone: BUT HER LEG IS TAKEN OUT WITH THE CHOP BLOCK! KASAI CAME IN FROM BEHIND! Oh man, it looks like Guzman just falls to the floor still, already done for after the first two powerbombs! Atlas goes to get back up, but KASAI takes control of her arm! SHE’S WRENCHING IT AROUND HERE AND THEN DELIVERING A KICK TO IT! She keeps her hold and gets Atlas in the Hammerlock!
Rich Russillo: She is in a world of pain here now! KASAI is capable of a lot of things! But if she takes hold of one of those limbs, she can tear you apart! Now she’s putting more pressure on that arm that’s been targeting, almost with the intent of breaking it! ATLAS REACHES BACK AND GETS HER ARM AROUND THE NECK OF KASAI! She tears her arm away and gets KASAI in the headlock! From there, she sends her into the ropes! SPINNING FACEBUSTER!
James Peters: That was brutal! KASAI’s face was just planted into the mat, and I think some of her face paint made an imprint! Atlas now brings her back up and places her onto the top rope! SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE DDT! BUT KASAI PULLS HERSELF BACK AND TAKES HOLD OF HER ARM! SHE BRINGS IT RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE ROPES! Atlas howls in pain! KASAI quickly gets back up onto the apron! SHE GOES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD! BUT HER LEG STARTS TO GIVE OUT ON HER AS SHE’S ON THE ROPES!
Persephone: Danilla moves like lightning to take advantage! She rushes towards the ropes and shoves KASAI right to the outside! That was an ugly fall there. She just kinda awkwardly hit the floor. Atlas goes to the outside in pursuit. She takes hold of KASAI… AND TRIES TO THROW HER INTO THE RING POST!
Rich Russillo: KASAI STANDS HER GROUND HERE! SHE’S SOMEHOW ABLE TO RESIST ATLAS EVEN STILL! BUT ATLAS JUST PULLS HER IN FOR THE HEADBUTT INSTEAD! Her forehead crunches against the nose of KASAI and the champ just crumples to the ground! Atlas keeps hold of the arm AND THEN SENDS KASAI INTO THE RING POST! KASAI hits her entire torso, and that could have just cracked her solar plexus! I don’t know how she’s going to get back up from that one! Atlas now begins to look around the ring for her other opponent! Wait a second here… Guzman isn’t in the ring!
James Peters: Yeah, I just noticed that! Where could she have gone? It looks like Daniella Atlas is determined to solve that mystery as she starts walking around the ring! It doesn’t seem like she’s out here at ringside, folks, which can only mean one thing! I think Atlas is thinking the same thought! She goes to the apron and lifts it up…
(There is a look of shock on Atlas’s face for a single moment before it hits her.)
Persephone: HAHAHAHA! NO WAY! GUZMAN SPRAYS HER IN THE FACE WITH PEPPER SPRAY! Atlas is completely blind here!
Rich Russillo: Guzman comes back out to ringside, and the entire audience is booing her! I don’t think there is a single person in attendance that agrees with what she just did! She doesn’t care though, instead, she picks Atlas up! SHE DROPS HER RIGHT ONTO THE APRON WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! This is some extreme offense here from Guzman, but it is extremely effective! She sends Atlas back inside the ring and then heads towards… the crowd?
(Raeangel Guzman gets into a shouting match with some of the fans. She then notices that one of them is using crutches to support themselves. An evil grin stretches across her face.)
James Peters: SHE JUST SNATCHED A CRUTCH FROM ONE OF THE FANS! I almost can’t believe it! She takes it and heads over to KASAI who has barely begun to stand… AND SHE SMASHES IT RIGHT OFF HER BACK! She now goes to the inside of the ring and brings it down on Atlas! She now turns her opponent to face up towards her and places the end of the crutch on her throat! Woah… wait a minute here! SHE PRESSES IT DOWN AS HARD SHE CAN! SHE’S CHOKING ATLAS WITH IT!
Persephone: Now I understand the appeal of having these people in the audience. Once in a while, they actually do something. The ref is telling her to back off, but it’s not like there’s anything he can actually do here. There are no disqualifications in this sort of match! You have to do whatever it takes, and this is just what it takes. Look at her now though, she lifts the crutch above her head, and it looks like she is going to bring it down full force into her throat!
Rich Russillo: BUT AS SHE DOES ATLAS CATCHES IT! SHE FORCES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE TRIES TO STAND BACK UP! All the confidence that Guzman had moments ago has seemingly faded away now! Atlas, on the other hand, is staring down her opponent with murderous intent! SHE PULLS HER IN AND GETS HER WITH THE INAMORATA! THE LARIAT NEARLY TAKES HER HEAD CLEAN OFF! HERE COMES THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
T-
James Peters: BUT KASAI MAKES THE SAVE! SHE LEAPS ON TOP OF ATLAS AND LOCKS IN THE BUTTERFLY LOCK! This is not a place you want to be! KASAI is putting a ton of pressure on both the neck and shoulders of her opponent! You can see Atlas’s legs struggling as well, she wants to stand back up, but it is impossible from this position!
Rich Russillo: Is it? Daniella Atlas manages to get her legs underneath her here! SHE BEGINS TO STAND UP WITH KASAI STILL HAVING THE HOLD LOCKED IN! ATLAS GETS FREE AND PUNISHES KASAI WITH THE HEADBUTT! She picks her back up and pulls her in… SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE MEMORY FOOT! The Swinging Reverse STO doesn’t hit! KASAI is able to get behind her instead… AND THERE’S THE STANDING SEA FIRE! SHE MANAGES TO DRIVE THE BACK OF ATLAS’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!
Persephone: There seems to be some sort of idea running through her head. She should just continue beating up Atlas, but of course not. Wait… actually, I think I like whatever she’s thinking as she starts rooting around underneath the ring for something! What is that?
James Peters: IT’S ROPE! MY GOD KASAI HAS SOME ROPE! SHE BRINGS IT INSIDE THE RING WITH HER, AND SHE TIES ONE END TO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! She then takes the other and ties it around the neck of Daniella Atlas! SHE MAKES SURE THAT IS TIGHT AND NOW ATLAS IS TRAPPED IN THAT CORNER! KASAI JUST BEGINS UNLEASHING A FLURRY OF KICKS USING HER GOOD LEG! ATLAS CATCHES ONE AND SHOVES HER AWAY! She tries to charge at KASAI, but she’s stuck!
Rich Russillo: KASAI just looks at her and smirks! THAT MIGHT NOT LAST FOR LONG AS GUZMAN IS BACK UP! SHE COMES FROM BEHIND WITH THE SCHOOLBOY ON KASAI! SHE THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE DOME! A perfect shot from her! She then picks up KASAI and NAILS HER WITH A BUZZSAW KICK! AS KASAI BEGINS TO FALL… GUZMAN PUTS HER IN THE SLEEPER HOLD!
Persephone: It’s her turn for some submission offense. She’s got a solid grip there, and it seems like KASAI was already halfway to sleep with those vicious kicks! KASAI HOWEVER IS WALKING FORWARD! SHE GETS TOO CLOSE TO THE CORNER AND ATLAS PICKS UP HER LEG! It’s only November, but it seems like Guzman and Atlas are pulling KASAI in half like a wishbone here!
James Peters: AND GUZMAN KNOWS SHE CAN’T OVERPOWER ATLAS! She releases the hold and lets KASAI fall to the floor! SHE THEN RUSHES AT ATLAS AND GETS HER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE! That one hit like a missile, and it completely stuns Atlas! Guzman senses the opportunity here… SHE RUSHES AT HER ONE MORE TIME AND THEN LEAPS OUT OF THE CORNER! ESTAS FUERA!
Rich Russillo: This would be a great moment to cover, but Atlas is still tied into the corner! Guzman is trying desperately to undo whatever knot KASAI made; she can’t get it! Could it be a bowline or an alpine butterfly? IS IT A TAUT LINE? WHAT IF IT’S TWO HALF HITCHES? Either way, Guzman doesn’t know what to do, so she turns her attention back on the knot-tier herself!
Persephone: Guzman approaches KASAI BUT SHE’S ROCKED BY A RUNNING SUPERKICK! It turns her around completely, so KASAI follows up with the backstabber! Guzman is now down! The champ makes a beeline right at Atlas in the corner now… HIP ATTACK! Damn, she is just taking out everybody here. And now KASAI just climbs right over Atlas and onto the top rope! SHE LEAPS RIGHT OVER HER FOR THE HUSTON HANGOVER ON GUZMAN! IT HITS! COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
T-
James Peters: But it doesn’t get the job done here! Raeangel Guzman is able to get her shoulder up! KASAI is thinking about alternative means here… and her eyes land on that crutch! She picks it up and smashes it off the mat! She literally dismantles until she has nothing left but a small metal pipe! SHE TAKES IT AND PUTS IT IN GUZMAN’S MOUTH! SHE LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE! That is just savage! That metal is pulling back on the mouth of Guzman, choking her and possibly grinding against her teeth! This elevates the hold to painful new heights! Could we see her tap out here?
Rich Russillo: NO! GUZMAN IS REFUSING TO GIVE UP HERE! SHE WANTS THAT CHAMPIONSHIP AND SHE WANTS IT BAD! She reaches up towards the face of KASAI… AND RAKES HER FACE! THE CLAWS TEAR THROUGH HER FLESH LIKE CLAWS, AND SHE FREES HERSELF! KASAI scrambles in pain as Guzman stands up! SHE PICKS UP KASAI AND GETS HER WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! SHE KEEPS HOLD OF HER AND BRINGS HER UP! GERMAN SUPLEX NOW! SHE PICKS UP ONE TIME AND GETS HER IN POSITION FOR THE SNAPDRAGON!
Persephone: She didn’t have a tight enough grip here. KASAI pulls one of her arms away and elbows her in the face! Guzman stumbles back… RIGHT INTO DANIELLA ATLAS! Oh shit, she’s woken back upCham and like anyone’s beauty sleep was interrupted, she is pissed! SHE TAKES HOLD OF GUZMAN AND THROWS HER NECK FIRST INTO THE ROPES! SHE THEN PUTS A BOOT AGAINST THE CORNER AND PULLS UNTIL SHE SNAPS THE ROPE AROUND HER NECK!
James Peters: The sheer will it takes to do that… this is why Daniella Atlas is such a threat! KASAI MAKES A RUN AT her, BUT SHE’S DOWNED BY THE BICYCLE KICK! ATLAS NOW JUST CRAWLS RIGHT ON TOP OF HER AND STARTS RAINING DOWN ELBOWS! She just keeps hitting the Champion over and over again! KASAI is past the point of even defending herself here and instead looks like she’s beginning to go limp! BUT ATLAS KEEPS GOING! Atlas finally relents in this vicious assault and lifts her up off the mat! NIAGARA DRIVER! THAT’S THE ANIMUS! HERE COMES A COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
T-
Rich Russillo: NO! KASAI KICKS OUT OF IT! ATLAS JUST LOOKS DOWN AT HER WITH ABSOLUTE FURY! SHE ONCE AGAIN JUST STARTS WITH THE ELBOWS! SHE IS PUTTING EVERYTHING SHE HAS INTO JUST BEATING HER OPPONENT TO A PULP! She gets back to her feet just in time to notice that Raeangel Guzman is standing on the apron! GUZMAN LOOKS FOR LA ULTIMATA DDT!
Persephone: And she’s caught. Atlas has no intention of having her head hit the mat, and I can’t really fault her for that. BUT NOW SHE’S LIFTING GUZMAN UP INTO THE AIR IN THE VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION! BUT SHE CHANGES IT INTO THE POWERBOMB RIGHT ON TOP OF KASAI! Two birds, one stone.
James Peters: That was some effective offense there, and there is no denying just how strong of a showing this has been for Atlas! She should capitalize on that maneuver, but instead, she makes her way to the outside! It seems like she’s heading over to the audience, I wonder what she’s doing. Hey! That’s the fan who got his crutches taken earlier in the match! Wait… hasn’t he suffered enough?
(Daniella Atlas takes his chair right out from underneath him and then rushes back inside the ring.)
Rich Russillo: SHE JUST STOLE THAT MAN’S CHAIR! HE CAN’T EVEN STAND! It seems like Atlas wants to put KASAI in that position! SHE SLAMS THE CHAIR RIGHT DOWN ON HER LEG! She then sets up the chair in the middle of the ring! SHE PICKS UP GUZMAN AND SITS HER DOWN IN IT! And now she begins running off the ropes, building up some massive speed! SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER INAMORATA ON THE SEATED GUZMAN!
Persephone: Oh? Guzman gets up out of the chair and ducks under it! She picks up the chair… AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE ARM OF ATLAS! SHE THEN BRINGS IT DOWN RIGHT ON TOP OF HER HEAD! Yeah, I think there could be some brain damage that happens there. Good thing she’s on Showdown!
James Peters: Guzman has seemingly turned the tides here against Atlas! What a second… she tosses the chair to Atlas now? What the hell is she thinking? She runs to the ropes…
Rich Russillo: PLAN RESTARTER! RIGHT ON THE CHAIR! GUZMAN MIGHT HAVE JUST WON THIS MATCH FOLKS! SHE ROLLS OVER ATLAS FOR THE COVER! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
James Peters: NO! KASAI LANDS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF GUZMAN’S HEAD WITH THE SPINNING LEG DROP! She makes the save just in the nick of time! She was less than a second away from no longer being the Specialist’s Champion! She drags Guzman back to her feet and nails her with a forearm! GUZMAN FIRES BACK WITH THE SPINNING BACK CHOP… BUT KASAI CATCHES THE HAND! SHE DELIVERS A SWIFT KICK RIGHT TO THE STOMACH OF GUZMAN! SHE THEN CONNECTS WITH THE ELEVATED DDT!
Persephone: Yikes. That leg of hers is looking a little worse every time she even stands on it. I don’t know if she’s going to pull any of her big moves. She could just take the chair and bash someone’s head in instead, though.
Rich Russillo: I think she heard you there! KASAI takes hold of the steel chair… SHE BRINGS IT DOWN ON GUZMAN! And now she’s going to Atlas! Oh God… she puts the steel chair around her arm! And now the Champion is making her way up onto the top rope! Whatever she has in mind here could be disastrous for Daniella Atlas! SHE COMES OFF THE TOP WITH A FLYING HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE CHAIR! NO WAY SHE JUST DID THAT! KASAI HAS GOT TO BE KNOCKED OUT HERE FOLKS!
(The ref goes over to check on KASAI, making sure she’s not injured. She’s down on the mat as he goes to touch her.)
(She then looks up with a smile. Blood runs down her face, but she doesn’t seem fazed.)
James Peters: THERE IS NO WAY I’M SEEING THIS! KASAI IS BACK ON HER FEET AFTER THAT! She takes hold of Atlas’s arm, which has to be nearly broken at this point in the match! ARMBAR! SHE GETS HER IN THE ARMBAR! AND THE ENTIRE TIME SHE JUST KEEPS KICKING THE HEAD OF ATLAS! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MENTAL! Atlas desperately reaches out for any source of salvation, a weapon, Guzman, anything to get free here! There is nothing that she can do, though! She just might have to tap!
Persephone: RUNNING SENTON BY GUZMAN! She just crashed KASAI’s party here! She picks her up and throws her into the ropes with an Irish whip! OFF THE REBOUND, SHE GOES FOR THE BIG BOOT! KASAI DUCKS UNDER IT! SHE TURNS HER AROUND AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH THE BACK NECKBREAKER! All three of these chicks look exhausted now. We are close to the end, right?
Rich Russillo: KASAI slowly rises to her feet and brings Guzman with her! She wants to end this one right here and right now! URAI’S CURSE!
James Peters: BUT HER LEG GIVES OUT ON HER! SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND AND GUZMAN WAKES UP! She quickly makes her way out onto the apron! She waits for KASAI to get in position here! AND SHE NOW PLANTS HER WITH THE LA ULTIMA DDT! GUZMAN MAY HAVE JUST WON THIS!
Persephone: That is definitely what she thinks. But what should go through her mind is Daniella Atlas! Atlas is back up and is right behind her! Guzman doesn’t even know she’s there! BUT SHE DOES NOW! BLACK DEATH! THE DISCUS ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! ATLAS COVERS!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Rich Russillo: KASAI MANAGES TO MAKE THE SAVE ONCE AGAIN! I don’t even know how she’s even conscious right now! I think she’s just running on instinct now, an instinct that is telling her that she has to keep going no matter what! But you can see Atlas staring daggers right at her! She grabs her by the hair and drags her up to her feet! BOOM! SHE BRINGS HER IN FOR A MASSIVE HEADBUTT! SHE THEN PICKS AND GRABS THE ARM, LOOKING FOR THE SOUTH OF HEAVEN!
James Peters: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET! SHE KICKS ATLAS STRAIGHT IN THE STOMACH! THEN SHE BRINGS DOWN ANOTHER KICK RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! KASAI has taken out Atlas here, and there cannot be much left for her to do! She makes one more ascent up onto that top rope! She turns around to face the crowd here, and they are electric! THEY ALL KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT! KITSUNE’S BLESSING V2! THE MOONSAULT STOMP CONNECTS! SHE GOES TO COVER!
Persephone: BUT RAEANGEL COMES IN FROM BEHIND AND DELIVERS A SATELLITE DDT TO KASAI! SHE THEN CRAWLS OVER TO COVER ATLAS! SHE’S GOING TO STEAL THIS!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE DOESN’T! DANIELLA ATLAS MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP HERE! GUZMAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE THOUGHT SHE PULLED OFF THE HEIST HERE! She picks up Daniella Atlas and throws her to the outside of the ring! She turns her attention towards KASAI, trying to force her back up here! She gets her up somewhat and begins to line up her final shot… HERE COMES THE SWEET VENOM INJECTOR!
James Peters: BUT KASAI GOES ALL THE WAY WITH THE FLIP AND BUT CATCHES HERSELF BEFORE HER SKULL IS BOUNCED OFF THE MAT! GUZMAN TRIES TO GET UP, BUT KASAI IS QUICKER ON THE DRAW! SHE IMMEDIATELY APPLIES THE BURNING EMPRESS!
Persephone: Oh, it’s over. Guzman looks like she’s ready to tap. Who could blame her at this point? The referee is picking up her hand now as she looks completely knocked out. I guess we’ll see!
(The ref raises her hand once. It falls.)
(He raises it twice. It falls limp again.)
(He raises it a third time… )
Rich Russillo: AND DANIELLA ATLAS IS BACK IN THE RING! SHE TEARS KASAI OFF OF GUZMAN! THE MEMORY ROOM! THE SWING REVERSE STO TAKES OUT THE CHAMPION! Atlas now looks down at Atlas, and she knows exactly what to do next!
James Peters: SHE PICKS HER UP AND APPLIES HERMES LAW! AS IF GUZMAN HASN’T SUFFERED ENOUGH HERE! KASAI IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THEM; SHE CAN’T SEEM TO GET BACK UP THOUGH! Guzman is completely broken here… can KASAI get there in time to break this hold up!
(KASAI tries to stand back up, but Atlas backs away from her, swinging Guzman around like a toy.)
Persephone: This is a game of keep away now! But wait… the ref looks at Guzman, and he begins to call for the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Vortex’ by Jinjer tears through the arena along with a chorus of boos. Daniella Atlas drops the unconscious Raeangel Guzman to the ground.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… SHE IS ‘THE BLACK FLAME’… DANIEEEELLLLLLAAAAA ATTTTTLLLLAAAAAAASSSSS!
(She locks eyes with KASAI as she grabs her new Championship belt.)
Rich Russillo: Folks, that was quite the ending to this triple-threat match! I mean, that was hardly a match… It was a war! A war in which Daniella Atlas came out the other side! Credit should be given to Guzman for her tactics and her own ruthlessness. Yet, Daniella Atlas was just ruthless. She was going to do whatever it took here!
James Peters: KASAI has carried that Championship proudly! She had a great run, but the torch was just torn from her hands! Congratulations to Daniella Atlas!
(Guzman is seen being attended by officials in the ring. KASAI has just been staring at what was once her Championship, not taking her eyes off of it. Atlas no longer pays her any mind, she lifts her new Championship up in the air as the camera fades.)
(A commercial is shown for Chappell Roan featuring Jake Smith.)
(Moments later… the Territorial Invasion broadcast would return, as the next match graphic begins to play on the titantron.)
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(The crowd would immediately begin to burst into cheers, as we pan towards ringside, where Bella Braxton is holding a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALLLLL!!!!!!!!
(‘The World is Gonna End Tonight’ by The Hope County Choir begins to flood through the speaker system. The lights go out in the stadium, and the camera pans around the crowd. The Olympic Stadium in Seoul, South Korea, first covered in darkness, would soon be lit up by flames, as fireballs shoot out on the stage. The crowd would “ooo” in anticipation, and alongside those flames, behind them stands the Children of Sanity choir. They would sing Solomon Stane’s entrance music, before moments later, Solomon Stane would walk out through the curtains, parting the flames as if they were the Red Seas. Solomon stands stoicly at the top of the ramp, before he would make his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from The City of Sin… weighing in at 266 pounds… HE IS “YOUR SAVIOUR”… SOLOMOOOOOOOOONNNNNN STAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Solomon continues his march, this time, he isn’t accompanied by Trixie Stane. After what happened on Voltage, there was no way that she was going to accompany Solomon this week, surely Solomon wouldn’t want that. Instead, he marches alone, standing by himself as he walks into battle with Gawd. He knows how dangerous Methuselah is. He experienced this first-hand last week on Voltage. This week? He aims to get revenge. Solomon walks up the steep steps, before entering the ring, a lone spotlight accompanying him. Solomon would pose in the center of the ring, as that spotlight would begin to grow, eventually coating the entire stadium. His theme song would then fade out, as he makes his way to the corner. Moments later…)
(**”FINISH HIM.”**)
(‘Praise Gawd’ by Kanye West plays over the arena speakers. The flames that Solomon had parted don’t leave, still remaining at the sides of the stage, only this time, they burst higher and hotter than ever before, a blue tint deep inside the flame, showing how hot they truly burned. Fog would cover the stage, nobody able to see through it, although we are able to make out a silhouette, and nothing more. That tall silhouette walks through the fog, baring it’s teeth, dark shades covering it’s eyes. “It” being Methuselah. Methuselah would step out through the fog, through the blue flames, standing at the top of the stage. With his fangs showing, he would throw up the horns, as pyro shoots up into the air.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… WEIGHING IN AT 17 STONE… RESIDING IN “THE ETHER”… HE IS “THE DEMIURGE”… HE IS “THE MASTER BUILDER”… HE IS “GAWD”… HE IS… METHUUUUSELAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Once the pyro finishes, Methuselah’s head would slowly tilt back down to stare directly at Solomon. His arms slowly drop to his sides. His teeth still showing; only this time, a smirk on his face. Methuselah would remove his shades, but his eyes still weren’t visible, as the top of his head would shadow his eyes. Methuselah would begin to walk down the ramp, slowly, the entire audience already in the palm of his hands, the swaying of his shoulders, and his coat dragging across the floor, the entire world was in the palm of his hands. There were no intentions of him ever letting that up here tonight. Methuselah would slide under the bottom rope, his eyes still meeting Solomon Stane’s, before he bounces up to his feet. He stands on the ropes, throwing up the horns once more, as “Praise Gawd” begins to fade out to the background. Methuselah turns his head. He stares a hole through Solomon.)
(The two would then get ready in the corner… as the bell then rings.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And here we go; Methuselah vs. Solomon Stane! Methuselah believes that Solomon Stane had made a mistake doing what he did, and well, despite the neutral position that I intend to play here, and as much as I believe in Solomon Stane’s potential, would it be wrong to say that Methuselah is right? He has been at the top for over twenty years, within that time he has proven himself to be one of if not THE deadliest Elitist to ever touch these grounds. I understand why Solomon Stane targeted Methuselah, if there’s any victory that solidifies your position among the greats, it’s beating Methuselah, but it begs the question… did he make the right decision???
Persephone: No (thankfully.)
Rich Russillo: Can anybody beat THIS Methuselah, though?? It’s not just Solomon Stane vs. Methuselah, this is a Methuselah who has come back with even grander and more sadistic desires than we have ever seen from that man, and though Solomon Stane may be perhaps the one man who can match that sadistic monster deep within him, this is METHUSELAH we are talking about! Solomon Stane has a lot to prove here tonight, and it’s going to be a giant mountain that he has to climb.
(Methuselah and Solomon Stane stand defiant in their corners. A small hint of nerves can be viewed in Solomon’s eyes, not as steady as Methuselah’s, yet his body language shows no signs of backing down. Perhaps those eyes of his that are batting around could even be anger, after all, Solomon may very well not be over what happened to Trixie Stane last week, despite Solomon rather quickly laying Methuselah out for his revenge. Solomon begins to step forward, and a devilish smirk creeps up on Methuselah’s face. Methuselah, after all, is in his environment. There is nothing more in this company he enjoys than tearing apart those who defy him.)
James Peters: Solomon Stane is marching towards Methuselah, looking to be the first to engag-
Rich Russillo: SPEARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: BUT SOLOMON STANE HAS IT SCOUTED! SOLOMON HAS BEEN HIT WITH THAT SPEAR BEFORE, AND HE WAS ALMOST TAKEN OUT BY THAT SPEAR IF NOT FOR TRIXIE! SOLOMON HAS LEARNED FROM THOSE PAST ENCOUNTERS AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! METHUSELAH ALMOST COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER, BUT STOPS HIMSELF! METHUSELAH TURNS AROUND-
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON GOES FOR THE ‘TRIUMPH OF TRUTH’ – THAT ONE HANDED SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM – BUT METHUSELAH TOO HAS THAT SCOUTED! HE DROPS BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET AND HOOKS SOLOMON’S HEAD, LOOKING FOR THE HELLFIRE IMPALER DDT-
James Peters: SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP FROM SOLOMON STANE!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH IMMEDIATELY ROLLS TO HIS FEET, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT! THE BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER CONNECTS ON SOLOMON STANE, AND METHUSELAH QUICKLY GRABS THE MOMENTUM OF THIS MATCH!
James Peters: However, Methuselah doesn’t let go of his arms! He immediately lifts Solomon Stane back to his feet, before hooking his head for yet another Butterfly lift! He lifts Solomon Stane up- but again, Solomon counters! He pulls out of it, looking to throw a lariat at Methuselah!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah ducks underneath it, though, hooking Solomon’s arm, QUICKLY PULLING HIM INTO ‘METH FX’!!! THE BUTTERFLY SUPLEX, LIKELY WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO! SOLOMON LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK, AND AGAIN, METHUSELAH MAINTAINS MOMENTUM!
James Peters: Methuselah is quick to return to his feet, as Solomon attempts to recover, but Methuselah isn’t going to allow him that luxury! Methuselah throws Solomon Stane into the ropes, and Solomon drops to a knee! Methuselah steps up behind him, placing his knee on the back of his neck, and pushing his throat directly into the middle rope; not exactly anything clean coming from Methuselah here!
(The referee begins to step up to Methuselah, yelling at him to stop due to the rope break; before he begins his count.)
Referee: ONE!
(Methuselah’s head slowly turns to the referee.)
Referee: TWO!
(Methuselah stares a hole through the ref.)
Referee: THREE!
Referee: F-four…
(It’s evident Methuselah isn’t going to stop. The referee is quickly reminded; he doesn’t have the power to stop Methuselah. Just like Pain For Pride, Methuselah is in control here.)
James Peters: The referee clearly is unable to put a halt to Methuselah’s antics, we saw this against Bronson Daniels, Methuselah was willing to insert his power to prove his point to his opponent; and he’s definitely proving that point here tonight! It’s nothing I can condone, but it’s something Solomon surely knew was going to play a factor heading into this match, this is a Methuselah without a care for anybody’s wellbeing, this is a Methuselah who wants to absolutely maul his opponents by any means necessary, and Solomon Stane is going to have to fight through that!
(Methuselah continues to punish Solomon, not disobeying the rope break in order to cheat, but to simply show that he is in control no matter the means. Methuselah soon after removes his knee from the back of Solomon Stane’s neck, before grabbing him by the scalp, dragging him to the center of the ring. Methuselah then drops him, placing his foot at the back of his head.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) Are you still certain that you shall deliver yourself from evil, Solomon?
(Methuselah puts more pressure down onto his foot.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) Are you still certain that you are God’s greatest soldier, Solomon?
(Methuselah puts down even more pressure, Solomon wriggling and writhing underneath his boot.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) Are you still deluded, believing that you stand across from a so-called “false God” Solomon?
(Methuselah puts all of his weight down on his left foot, Solomon lets out a yelp.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) It’s funny…
(Before… he then removes his boot. Bending down, he grabs Solomon by his scalp once more. He moves in closer to his ear.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) I thought spearing your wife would light a fire within you, but it appears, *she married a fragile man.*
(Methuselah then grins.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) Which should make you all the more worried. That was the least I could have done-
James Peters: BUT SOLOMON DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF THIS! SOLOMON LEANS IN, AND SINKS HIS TEETH INTO METHUSELAH’S EYEBROW! HE STARTS TO PULL HIS TEETH BACK, ALMOST AS IF HE WAS TRYING TO RIP HIS EYEBROW SKIN RIGHT OFF HIS HEAD! METHUSELAH GRITS HIS TEETH, AS HE LETS GO OF SOLOMON, STUMBLING BACKWARDS; THE BLOOD THAT SOLOMON DREW OUT OF METHUSELAH IS NOW LEAKING DOWN ONTO SOLOMON’S CHIN!
Rich Russillo: IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE; THAT MUST NOT TASTE GOOD! BUT GIVEN THE CONTEXT, GIVEN THAT SOLOMON WANTS TO MAIM METHUSELAH, THE KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT HE HAS JUST DONE MAY VERY WELL MAKE THAT BLOOD SOLOMON STANE’S FAVOURITE MEAL! IF IT MEANS HE IS DESTROYING METHUSELAH, THE TASTE OF BLOOD WILL SOON BECOME HIS **FAVOURITE** TASTE!
James Peters: SOLOMON STANE SOON RETURNS TO A STANDING BASE, AS METHUSELAH TOUCHES HIS EYEBROW, NOTICING THE BLOOD IN HIS HANDS! BEFORE HE EVEN HAS TIME TO PROCESS THAT HIS EYEBROW HAS BEEN ALMOST SHREDDED APART, TEETH MARKS STILL RESIDING IN METHUSELAH’S FOREHEAD, SOLOMON STANE RETURNS THE ATTACK! HE STARTS THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, HOOKS THAT CLIP METHUSELAH’S EARS, AND HIS JAW! METHUSELAH ATTEMPTS TO GET HIS HANDS UP!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON IS BEATING DOWN ON METHUSELAH NOW, BACKING HIM UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES, BACKING HIM UP IN THE CORNER, AND THOSE HOOKS DON’T STOP! HE STARTS POUNDING DOWN ONTO METHUSELAH’S TORSO, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND THE REFEREE FEELS LIKE HE NEEDS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
(The referee then grabs Solomon by his waist, pulling him back from Methuselah.)
Referee: LISTEN TO THE COUNT, DON’T DO IT AGAIN SOLOMO-
James Peters: BUT HERE COMES METHUSELAH! ‘DEMOLITION’ OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!
(Methuselah quickly takes out Solomon Stane with his leaping cutter, and immediately bounces back to his feet. Though, instead of turning his attention to his opponent…)
Methuselah: (off-mic) I thought you understood the message.
(He grabs the referee by his shirt.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) Stop. Counting.
James Peters: It seems like Methuselah isn’t content with being restricted, but it seems like he doesn’t want Solomon to be restricted either! We saw how Methuselah invited Limmy Monaghan to deliver his second Divine Departure, perhaps he doesn’t want to just shatter their bodies, but their spirits as well. That’s what Methuselah wants his opponent to know. No matter what Solomon does; ***he can’t break Methuselah.***
Rich Russillo: And now, Methuselah turns his attention back to Solomon Stane! He stands atop Solomon, who is trying his hardest to recover, his limbs just barely flinching, and Methuselah simply stands above him. Methuselah extends his arms, as the entire audience hurls down BOOS on the boss!
James Peters: Methuselah is all about power and control. He controlled the match against Bronson, he controlled Barbed Wire Massacre, and he is controlling this matchup here tonight! Anybody else would have entered a cover, but Methuselah isn’t doing that, Methuselah isn’t content with ending this match here – he wants to completely break Solomon Stane! And in this position, there’s nothing that Solomon can do about it! There’s nothing that Solomon Stane can do to stop Methuselah from tearing him apart, he’s at Methuselah’s mercy right now and he has to find a way back to his feet, back in control of this match, otherwise; we all know what’s going to happen. We’re all familiar with Methuselah’s work, we’re all familiar with what Methuselah is capable of. Solomon Stane needs to find his hope here!
(Methuselah once more bends down and grabs Solomon by the scalp. Methuselah is content with taking this match slow and methodical, after Solomon was able to avoid that spear earlier on. Methuselah knows he can’t just rush into this one, and he has to dismantle Solomon Stane piece by piece. Perhaps, to Methuselah, that was the desired outcome, that was the outcome that he was hoping for, given he appears to be enjoying this much, much more than he would have if it had been a one-and-done, if he was allowed to hit spear after spear after spear.)
Rich Russillo: Methuselah lifts Solomon Stane back to his feet here, as he throws him into the corner! Methuselah is quick to grab Solomon Stane by the jaw… BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! Solomon slumps down to a seated base, grabbing his head, as Methuselah merely looks onward to the crowd, his eyes NEVER following Solomon’s crumbling body!
James Peters: Methuselah again, he lifts Solomon Stane off the mat, before throwing him into the middle of the ring! Solomon attempts to get up to his hands and knees, but Methuselah kneels down right beside him, grabbing him by the dome once more! He grabs Solomon’s head… BEFORE SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT, OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER! HE’S NOT EVEN USING HIS MOVESET, RATHER, HE’S USING THE RING ITSELF TO PUNISH SOLOMON STANE HERE TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: AND THE LONGER THIS MATCH GOES ON, THE MORE DOMINANT METHUSELAH WILL GET HERE! SOLOMON HAS TO FIND HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS, OTHERWISE, METHUSELAH IS GOING TO RIP EVERY CHANCE OF VICTORY OUT OF HIS HANDS, AND NEVER RETURN IT! SOLOMON HAS TO RECOVER, OTHERWISE, METHUSELAH WILL PICK UP YET ANOTHER VICTORY HERE TONIGHT!
James Peters: Methuselah here lifts Solomon Stane up, before hooking both of his arms! We’ve already seen what Methuselah is like in this position here, we know what he’s going for! Methuselah lifts him up… ANOTHER ‘Meth FX’!!! A Butterfly Suplex here drops Solomon Stane on his back, though Methuselah doesn’t let go of his arms!
Rich Russillo: Methuselah twists his legs, he rolls back to his feet and brings Solomon up with him, before lifting him up for ANOTHER ‘Meth FX’!!! Methuselah has Solomon Stane reeling here, ready to simply punish his opponent by any means necessary! Methuselah again, he doesn’t let go!
James Peters: Methuselah brings himself and his opponent back up a third time here, and AGAIN connects with ‘Meth FX’ – that Butterfly Suplex appearing to be incredibly useful in this match, especially considering the weight that Solomon Stane packs, the bigger you are, the heavier you are, the harder you fall, and I’m sure these moves are going to hurt a lot more than they would do somebody shorter! Again, Methuselah looks to bring himself back up to his feet, holding Solomon Stane in his hands still!
Rich Russillo: Though this time, he doesn’t look to be aiming for ‘Meth FX’…. :lupe:
James Peters: No he is indeed not, he lets go of the Butterfly Grip that he had on Solomon Stane and this time lifts Solomon’s arm over his head! He lifts Solomon up into the air… CONNECTING WITH ‘METH KNELL’!!!! THE BRAINBUSTER DDT CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND METHUSELAH QUICKLY ENTERS THE COVER!!!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TT-
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON LIFTS THE SHOULDER UP! Methuselah did a lot of damage to Solomon here however it wasn’t enough to keep him down, and this match continues! Methuselah takes a deep breath, scowling at Solomon Stane, the smirk that he started this match with has soon faded, perhaps that smirk was a facade to hide the much more sinister intentions that he had deep within him! Methuselah isn’t angry that Solomon kicked out, he’s simply got something much worse in his mind!
(Methuselah would then recover back to a standing base, looking down at Solomon Stane both literally and metaphorically. Solomon’s breathing gets heavier, and his legs begin to appear more jelly-like, as he struggles to pull himself back to his feet. Methuselah walks backwards, resting in the corner, before squatting down, calling Solomon back to his feet.)
Rich Russillo: Oh Christ, we all know that signifies! We ALL know what Methuselah is about to rely on here! He’s calling Solomon Stane to his feet and he’s about to take him out… AS METHUSELAH CHARGES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SPEAR!!!!!
James Peters: ‘SO IT SHALL BE’!!! THE DISCUS BIG BOOT FROM SOLOMON STONE CONNECTS, HIS FINISHING MOVE, AND METHUSELAH HITS THE GROUND!!!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE STUMBLES FORWARD, AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES, RESTING AGAINST THE ROPES! METHUSELAH’S EYELIDS BAT OPEN AND CLOSED, HE DIDN’T EXPECT THAT BOOT TO CONNECT WITH HIS SKULL!
James Peters: IT ISN’T ENOUGH THOUGH! METHUSELAH BEGINS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND WE HAVE TO REMEMBER WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE! SOLOMON STANE NOTICES THIS, AS HE BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER! HE MIMICS METHUSELAH, BATTING HIS HAND UP AND DOWN, CALLING METHUSELAH’S ATTENTION! METHUSELAH TURNS AROUND… INTO YET ANOTHER DISCUS BIG BOOT! A SECOND ‘SO IT SHALL BE’!!!!
Rich Russillo: INTO THE COVER!
OONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: METHUSELAH KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: AND IMMEDIATELY, ALL OF THE EXCITEMENT IN THE BUILDING DIES DOWN! PERHAPS IT WAS TO BE EXPECTED; BUT METHUSELAH PUMPS HIS ARM INTO THE AIR, AND HE KICKS OUT INSTANTLY AFTER ONE! SOLOMON NEEDS TO DO A LOT MORE TO DEFEAT METHUSELAH!!!
(And that… he shall.)
James Peters: Solomon Stane appears to have known that Methuselah was going to kick out! He didn’t go for his primary finishing move here, he went for one that he doesn’t use as frequently, and maybe it was by design! Solomon doesn’t appear to be too disheartened by that kickout, rather he’s immediately going back to using more of his offence! Solomon grabs Methuselah and begins to lift him back up to a standing base!
Rich Russillo: Solomon Stane is looking to do what he couldn’t do earlier… lifting Methuselah up for that chokeslam…
James Peters: AND IT CONNECTS! ‘TRIUMPH OF TRUTH’ LANDS, AND METHUSELAH IS OUT COLD! THE ONE-HAND SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM CONNECTS, AND METHUSELAH IS DOWN AND OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! SOLOMON STANE, HOWEVER, ISN’T FINISHED! HE ISN’T CONTENT WITH JUST ONE!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE GRABS METHUSELAH BY HIS EARS, AND PULLS HIM BACK TO A STANDING BASE! HE PLACES HIS ARM AROUND METHUSELAH’S NECK, LOOKING FOR A SECOND SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM-
James Peters: BUT METHUSELAH HERE, HE BEGINS TO ELBOW SOLOMON STANE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! HE BREAKS SOLOMON’S GRIP, THE CHOKESLAM BEING DENIED!
Rich Russillo: HOWEVER, IT WAS DENIED JUST FOR A MOMENT! SOLOMON’S GRIP BREAKS FOR A SPLIT SECOND, BUT HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS BACH HOLD OF METHUSELAH’S THROAT! SOLOMON SCOWLS AT THE MAN WHO HAS DONE QUITE A LOT TO ANGER HIM… BEFORE HE PULLS METHUSELAH IN FOR HEADBUTTS! HE CONNECTS WITH ONE, AFTER ANOTHER, AFTER ANOTHER, AND WE CAN SEE METHUSELAH’S LIMBS GET WEAKER! THEY DROP DOWN TO HIS SIDE, AND HERE SOLOMON GOES…
James Peters: ‘TRIUMPH OF TRUTH’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ‘MK DRIVER’!!!!!!!!!!! AS SOON AS METHUSELAH COMES BACK DOWN HE CONNECTS WITH THE JUMPING BUTTERFLY DDT!!!!!
James Peters:……….
Rich Russillo:…………
James Peters: BUT SOLOMON STANE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING ALMOST ON INSTINCT! METHUSELAH CAN’T RECOVER!
Rich Russillo: It appears those elbows that Solomon was hit with earlier on, though it did break his grip, it also caused him to stumble backwards much closer to the ropes, and accidentally, Methuselah perhaps saved Solomon Stane here! With blood trickling down from Methuselah’s eyebrow, not for a second has he decided to wipe it off of his face like most people would, Methuselah is now left alone in the ring, as Solomon is given a chance to recover on the outside!
(Methuselah slowly pushes himself back up to a standing base. The blood trickles down his face, branching out across his cheek, countless blood trickles spreading across the left side of his head, almost as if it looked like a mirror having shattered. Methuselah doesn’t seem to mind, though. Having suffered many, many battle wounds throughout his career; he’s grown used to it by now. Methuselah would look outside of the ring, noticing Solomon slowly recovering.)
James Peters: Solomon Stane here, he’s barely finding his consciousness! Solomon perhaps doesn’t know where he is right now, all he knows is to continue fighting, and after that long break he’s been allowed following that MK Driver, Solomon has been given a chance at recovery! Perhaps this would all be over if he didn’t have the awareness to slide out, but he’s now been given long enough to pull himself back together, in an attempt to re-enter this match!
Rich Russillo: Which is something that, if you’re Methuselah, you don’t want to happen right now! Methuselah has been hit with not one, but two finishing moves, and although he kicked out, he’s not invincible, and he knows this! If Solomon had the wherewithal to hit those finishing moves earlier, there’s nothing stopping him from another any time soon!
Persephone: You know what is stopping him, though?
Rich Russillo: Hm?
Persephone: Hypothetically, for the sake of the argument; Methuselah threatens to fire the referee, and pulls out a knife-
James Peters: Okay. That’s not happening. Instead, though, it does appear as if Methuselah is going to find something deep inside to take Solomon Stane out once more!
(Methuselah pulls himself back to his feet, as he stares to the outside of the ring. He sees Solomon Stane recovering back to his feet, and Methuselah immediately comes up with an idea…)
James Peters: Now Solomon here, he’s barely on his feet, and Methuselah looks to change that! Methuselah turns around, and runs the ropes, immediately bouncing back…
Rich Russillo: We’ve seen this countless times, James… some would even call it “Vintage”!!!
James Peters: They do, Rich, as Methuselah DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE… SOMERSAULTING TO THE OUTSIDE, WITH ‘VINTAGE DEDEDE’!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DENIED! SOLOMON STANE CATCHES HIM IN THE AIR, FACING THE STEEL STEPS… A RAZOR’S EDGE STRAIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: I’M NOT SURE HOW SOLOMON STANE WAS ABLE TO CATCH HIM, BUT NOW, THE MATCH IS BACK IN SOLOMON STANE’S HANDS! SOLOMON GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE HEAD, AND QUICKLY ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! SOLOMON STANE HERE MAY JUST WIN THIS MATCH!!!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON FOLLOWS UP, GRABBING METHUSELAH BY THE HEAD, AND LIFTING HIM INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION… BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A HUGE KNEE STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD! ‘ODIN’S EYE’ CONNECTS, THE GOURDBUSTER GTS!!!!!!!!! METHUSELAH SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT, AS SOLOMON QUICKLY ENTERS THE COVER!!!!!!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: KICK-OUT!!! METHUSELAH KICKS OUT AS SOON AS THE REFEREE HITS TWO, AND SOLOMON STANE BEGINS TO REALISE THAT THIS MATCH IS GOING TO BE A MUCH TOUGHER VICTORY THAN HE EVER EXPECTED!!! BUT HE ISN’T HOPELESS! HE’S STILL GOT SOMETHING DEEP WITHIN HIM, HE KNOWS THAT THERE’S ***ONE*** MORE WAY TO DEFEAT HIM!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE LIFTS METHUSELAH UP ONTO HIS FEET, AND HE KNOWS THAT HE HAS ONE MORE MOVE LEFT IN HIM! SOLOMON STANE LIFTS METHUSELAH UP ONTO ONE OF HIS SHOULDERS, HOLDING HIM IN THE CANADIAN RACK POSITION! THIS IS A MOVE THAT HAS WON HIM MANY MATCHES, AND TONIGHT, COULD IT WIN HIM ONE MORE? HE DOES IT… HE CONNECTS WITH…
James Peters: ‘SANITY’S SAKE’!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DENIED!
James Peters: METHUSELAH SLIPS OFF OF SOLOMON STANE’S SHOULDERS HERE, AND IMMEDIATELY CHARGES FORWARD TOWARDS THE ROPES! SOLOMON STANE LOOKS LOST HERE, AS HE TWISTS HIS BODY AROUND, BUT METHUSELAH WAS ALREADY AHEAD OF HIM!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS!
**SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn:!!!!!!!
James Peters: THE SPEAR…
Rich Russillo: IS DENIED! SOLOMON STANE SIDESTEPS AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND METHUSELAH’S TORSO ONCE MORE! HE LIFTS METHUSELAH INTO THE AIR AND PLANTS HIM….
James Peters: “SANITY’S SAKE!!!!!!!” IT CONNECTS THIS TIME, HIS STRONGEST MOVE!!! HE SHOOTS THE HALF AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!!
OOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: # METHUSELAH KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: YET ANOTHER MOVE WHERE METHUSELAH IS ABLE TO THROW HIS ARM HIGH INTO THE AIR TO POWER OUT OF THE COVER, AND SOLOMON IMMEDIATELY FEELS SHATTERED! SOLOMON ROLLS OVER, AND HOLDS HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS!
(Solomon Stane’s face falls into his palms, as Methuselah once more kicks out. Solomon is feeling the very same frustration that countless other Elitists have felt in his position, time and time again, Methuselah has ripped away the greatest feeling their careers could have felt, snatching it out of their very hands. Undeniably the most resilient man to ever step foot between those ropes. Solomon Stane is questioning what it takes to come out on top, his palms meeting one another, near enough praying in the middle of the ring for his God to give him the answer. God’s Greatest Soldier, he wonders what it may take to get it done.)
James Peters: Methuselah is undoubtedly the hardest man to put away, don’t let his record fool you, don’t let the people who HAVE beaten him fool you. He has lost countless times over the 18 years of EAW history, and yet, it always takes the absolute best to put him down in a situation like this! Methuselah may very well have the most wins in marquee history, and though many have put him down, that “many” is truly so, so small in comparison to everybody that he has faced, everybody that he has beaten. It’s a rarity that we see Methuselah fall in these matches, and Solomon Stane has found out exactly why Methuselah is the icon that he is! Drake King, Jamie O’Hara, Andre Walker; those are the names that have beaten Methuselah. Solomon has a LOT to live up to!
Rich Russillo: That’s exactly the thing, James, no matter how good Solomon is right now, this is no easy feat! However, for just a few seconds, everybody believed that he HAD done it! Everybody believed that Solomon had just beaten Methuselah. Perhaps, just perhaps, the fact that Solomon Stane was able to get that “almost”… maybe that means it CAN be more than JUST “ALMOST.” Perhaps “almost” has proven that Solomon Stane can defeat Methuselah here tonight… and Solomon Stane is going to prove it… as he looks to put Methuselah down for good!
James Peters: Solomon Stane isn’t resting on his laurels here, Solomon is returning back to his feet, and he has Methuselah in his hands! He has Methuselah in position here, as he lifts him back up into the Canadian Rack! Another ‘Sanity’s Sake’ is looking to be delivered here!
Rich Russillo: But Methuselah’s dead weight makes it a struggle to lift him up! Methuselah immediately falls back down to his knees, as Solomon was unable to make the full rotation, the full lift, rather lifting him off the ground ever so slightly, before dropping him back down!
(Solomon Stane brushes his hair out of his face. He takes a few deep breaths, looking down at Methuselah, whose dead weight was too much to lift up, being unable to place him on his shoulder. Solomon scowls, he shakes his head, and knows that he HAS to plant Methuselah with that move once more, he HAS to get this victory. Solomon tries again…)
James Peters: BUT SOLOMON ISN’T GIVING UP! THIS TIME HE DOES IT! THIS TIME HE DOES LIFT METHUSELAH UP INTO THE AIR! THE FIRST ONE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ENOUGH, BUT THE SECOND! THE SECOND ONE WILL DO IT!
Rich Russillo: ‘SANITY’S SAKE’ A SECOND TIME!!! THIS TIME, IT’S ALL OVER!
James Peters: BUT METHUSELAH LANDS ON HIS FEET! IMPALER DDT TAKES SOLOMON STANE OUT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON STANE IS OUT COLD HERE, AS METHUSELAH IS QUICK TO RIP THE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH BACK INTO HIS OWN HANDS! PERHAPS THAT WAS SOLOMON’S BEST ATTEMPT AT VICTORY HERE! PERHAPS THAT WAS HIS BEST SHOT! PERHAPS THERE WAS NO BETTER CHANCE AT VICTORY, AND PERHAPS THIS IS THE END FOR SOLOMON STANE! THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A SOLOMON STANE VICTORY, HOWEVER, METHUSELAH CRUSHED THOSE DREAMS! IT COULD ALL BE OVER HERE! MAYBE THERE’S NO HOPE FOR SOLOMON STANE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH STUMBLES BACK TO THE CORNER, AS HE GRABS ONTO THE TOP ROPE! HE EXTENDS HIS HAND, AND WAVES IT! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S CALLING FOR HERE! WE KNOW WHAT SOLOMON STANE IS AWAITING! THIS IS IT… THE MATCH IS OVER…
Rich Russillo: THE MATCH MAY INDEED BE OVER! SOLOMON STANE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE HAS WAITING FOR HIM HERE… BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD AT LARGE DOES… BECAUSE METHUSELAH CHARGES FORWARD TOWARDS HIS OPPONENT LIKE A BULL, BEFORE IMMEDIATELY DROPPING HIM WITH THE SPEAR!!! IT! IS! OVER!!!
James Peters: OR IS IT??????
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON PULLS THE REFEREE, AND THE SPEAR LANDS ON HIM! SOLOMON AVOIDS THE SPEAR ALMOST SIMILARLY TO HOW HE DID LAST WEEK, WHERE TRIXIE STANE SACRIFICED HERSELF! ONLY THIS TIME, SOLOMON SACRIFICES THE REFEREE!
James Peters: METHUSELAH LOOKS DOWN AT WHAT HE’S JUST DONE, HE’S CONFUSED, EVEN A LITTLE BIT SHOCKED! BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO WASTE! HE QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, WHERE SOLOMON IS THERE TO CAPITALISE!
Rich Russillo: ‘CALL OF THE VOID’!!! THE DISCUS HAMMERSTRIKE CONNECTS!
James Peters: NO!!!!!!!! METHUSELAH DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND HE HITS THE ROPES!!!
Rich Russillo & James Peters: # SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE! METHUSELAH JUST CONNECTED WITH THE SPEAR, BUT THERE’S NO WAY FOR HIM TO WIN THIS MATCH!!!
(Methuselah rolls out of the spear, and his eyes immediately bounce towards the referee’s downed body. Methuselah recovers to his feet, walking forward, looking to wake the referee up…)
(However…)
(Methuselah’s eyes soon dart back to Solomon’s.)
James Peters: OH CHRIST… METHUSELAH WAS JUST ABOUT TO WAKE THE REFEREE UP, BUT METHUSELAH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT WINNING JUST LIKE THAT! HE’S HERE TO DISMANTLE SOLOMON STANE, AND HE’S GOING TO DO JUST THAT!!! METHUSELAH GRABS SOLOMON BY THE HEAD, AND CHARGES THE ROPES ONCE MORE…
Rich Russillo: AND…
James Peters: SOLOMON…
Rich Russillo: SOLOMON IS TAKEN OUT BY YET ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!
(Solomon hits the ground. But again… Methuselah isn’t done.)
Rich Russillo: Oh lord…)
(Methuselah grabs Solomon by his scalp, and lifts him to his feet.)
Methuselah: (off-mic) Over For Thou.
James Peters: METHUSELAH HITS THE ROPES AND-
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL???????????????????
James Peters: WHAT ON EARTH JUST….
Rich Russillo: IT CAN’T BE???
James Peters: JAKE SMITH WITH THE ‘STARMAKER’ TAKES METHUSELAH TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT ON EARTH IS JAKE SMITH DOING HERE????? WHAT BUSINESS DOES JAKE SMITH HAVE WITH METHUSELAH??? METHUSELAH WAS JUST ABOUT TO DEFEAT SOLOMON STANE, AND HERE COMES JAKE SMITH, STOPPING THE SPEAR, AND LANDING WITH THE STARMAKER!!!!!!
James Peters: BUT JAKE SMITH ISN’T DONE! JAKE BENDS DOWN AND GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE JAW, LIFTING HIM UP TO HIS FEET!
(Jake Smith looks at Methuselah, with fire in his eyes. Shortly… an evil, shit-eating grin soon appears on his face, the cockiness of the World Champion shining bright… Jake Smith pushes Methuselah back…)
James Peters: ANOTHER STARMAKER!!!!!! ANOTHER JUMPING CUTTER, AND METHUSELAH IS OUT COLD HERE!!!
Rich Russillo: WHY IS JAKE SMITH HERE??? WHAT DID THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION JUST DO?? WHY DID HE DO IT???
(Jake Smith quickly rolls out, noticing the referee recovering ever so slightly… noticing SOLOMON recovering, ever so slightly.)
James Peters: JAKE SMITH MAY HAVE JUST SCREWED METHUSELAH HERE! AND SOLOMON STANE IS ABOUT TO BENEFIT! SOLOMON MARCHES FORWARD, GRABBING METHUSELAH, THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT IN SOLOMON’S BODY, BUT HE KNOWS HE HAS TO CAPITALISE! SOLOMON GRABS METHUSELAH AND PULLS HIM CLOSER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: ‘SANITY’S SAKE’!!!!!! SANITY’S SAKE CONNECTS A SECOND TIME, THE FOURTH FINISHER DELIVERED BY SOLOMON, BUT THE SIXTH HIT TO METHUSELAH HERE TONIGHT! SOLOMON SHOOTS THE HALF, AND SLUMPS AN ARM OVER METHUSELAH’S CHEST, NO STRENGTH LEFT IN HIS BODY TO EVEN HOOK A LEG! IT’S ALL OVER!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: NOT LIKE THIS, SOLOMON! COME ON!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
James Peters: METHUSELAH WAS INCHES AWAY FROM COMING OUT VICTORIOUS, BUT SOLOMON STANE, WITH JAKE SMITH’S HELP, HAS JUST SNATCHED IT FROM METHUSELAH’S HANDS! IT’S ALL OVER!!!!
(And slowly… the referee’s hand flies back down towards the mat…)
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(And then.)
James Peters: OH. MY. GOD…. I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED…
(The bell rings.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… SOLOMOOOOONNNNNNN STAAAAAAANEEEEEEEE!!!!
(‘The World is Gonna End Tonight’ would once more begin to flood through the speaker system, as Solomon Stane rolls off of Methuselah. The entire audience would stand in shock, confused as to what they have just witnessed. Nobody could believe it. From the moment the referee was taken out, the audience were hanging onto their last breath, that tension and anticipation keeping them on the string, until finally, they were able to gasp; the bell rung, and Solomon Stane was declared the winner. It would take a while for Solomon to recover, running on pure adrenaline towards the end, especially following those two spears. Though eventually, he would recover to his feet. A new referee would enter the ring to raise his hand, as a demonic smile faded upon Solomon’s face.)
James Peters: What… just… happened? Seriously??? Methuselah, for a long time, was in a position where we believed he was the winner. And perhaps he was. Solomon Stane was out cold, taking not one, but two spears, very few being able to kick out of just one, and yet look what happened. Methuselah was going for that final spear, but none other than JAKE SMITH entered the ring, and delivered not one, but TWO Starmaker’s, and Methuselah’s control over this match slipped. The referee didn’t notice a thing. The referee had taken a spear himself! The fact he was able to count that fall is a miracle; the referee STILL isn’t on his feet!
Rich Russillo: Solomon Stane just picked up the biggest victory of his career, but it’s hard to ignore that asterisk, as Jake Smith got involved, and practically saved Solomon. Which should tell you a lot. Jake Smith does NOT like Solomon Stane whatsoever, he’s had harsh words to give him in the past, however he was able to throw all of that aside, due to his feelings towards Methuselah! He and Methuselah, not once, have ever gotten along, and that has been none more prominent than recently! Methuselah was almost in War Games… until he wasn’t… and now Jake Smith is here to make life even worse for Methuselah!
James Peters: Jake Smith knows what he’s done, and he’s loving it. That smirk still hasn’t left his face, he doesn’t care that it’s Solomon celebrating right now, he simply sees Methuselah in that corner, bewildered! Jake loves it!
Rich Russillo: But he doesn’t love it as much as Solomon does! Solomon has done everything he said he would do… albeit with help… as Solomon Stane is our WINNER tonight!!!
(The camera would pan to Jake walking up the ramp. His smirk hasn’t faded, just as James called. Jake Smith shocked the world, but even more than that; so has Solomon Stane. The camera fades out to Solomon celebrating in the corner, his arms raised. Solomon roars out with a loud battle cry, before moments later, Territorial Invasion fades out to commercial break!)
(A commercial plays for Netflix’s One Piece Season 2, starring Myles as Pell the way his stock just blew up!)
(The graphic for the following match of the night can be seen on the tron.)
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest… IS A DIVIDE, AND CONQUER MATCH!!!
(‘Won’t Back Down’ by Tom Petty can be heard blaring throughout the speakers as the first team can be seen emerging from the back. Michael Scott Connor can be seen with a confident expression on his face as he’s looking toward the crowd, while Saori Aizen can be seen particularly positioning herself further away from the group. Zane Grae poses a bright smile while Isaac Crow is smirking as he’s looking to the audience, and Effy McCoy can be seen lurking toward the barricade while the rest of the team heads down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!!! LT. MICHAEL SCOTT CONNER, SAORI AIZEN, SELINA REYES, ISAAC CROW & ZANE GRAE…. TEAM DYNASTY & VOLTAGE!!!
Stew-O: A plethora of names make up our team today that’s representing the brand where I’m situated & yourself as well, Persephone. There is certainly a good amount of potential within this group to perform, with many elitists here looking to make a name for themselves on a win that can possibly change the trajectory of their careers.
Persephone: You’re really gonna make me provide context here, huh? *Sigh* yeah, there’s some talent here that can do good for their own team and by proxy, do very well for themselves too. It’s all dependent on how they want to work together while having their personal best interests in mind. That good enough for you??
(‘STFU!’ by Rina Sawayama can now be heard blaring through the speakers as the team of Showdown can be seen making their way from the back & to the entrance ramp. Miku Sakai can be seen looking ahead to the ring, grinning to herself while Nikki Kimura is next to her with enough confidence to spare as well. La Familia are positioned away from them, with Roberto De La Rosa standing firm alongside Brianna Hill & Luis De Rosa as they’re all keeping their attention toward the team ahead.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing their opponents!!! MIKU SAKAI, NIKKI KIMURA, AND ROBERTO DE LA ROSA, BRIANNA HILL & LUIS DE LA ROSA OF LA FAMILIA… TEAM SHOWDOWN!!!
Stew-O: As we can see, Showdown are looking to bring glory to their brand through a set of elitists who are very familiar with one another, and that can serve as a benefit as well. This is your representation here Gavin, as all of these names can certainly bring a measure of success to the brand if they’re able to work effectively in the face of a challenge this grand.
Gavin Kirkland: You’re damn right this is my brand right here! You’ve got the familial synergy of, ironically enough, La Familia, while Miku & Nikki have been getting along exceptionally well! I have all of the faith here, but they cannot undermine the threat that the two brands bring together as a unit tonight!
(DING DING DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: Annnd the match is officially underway! Another year, another Divide & Conquer! I can’t wait for this—always a great time of the year to see how it all unfolds! Miku Sakai from Team Showdown will kick off this match, while Saori, representing Dynasty but mixed in with Voltage members, will be her first opponent.
Stew-O: If you’ve been following the buildup closely, you know these two have been going for each other’s throats all week leading up to this match, so there’s no doubt they’re eager to get started.
Persephone: Who the fuck cares about Miku Sakai and Saori Aizen!? We all know this match is only interesting because of LUIS DE LA ROSA!!!!!!! MI PRINCIPAL ATRACCIÓN HA VUELTO PARA MÍ!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: See there, guys? I wouldn’t go crazy on my favorite like that-
Stew-O: Miku makes a quick approach, attempting to strike down Saori in one swift move, but Saori quickly counters, taking control of the match by SLAMMING MIKU FACE-FIRST WITH A WAISTLOCK TAKEDOWN, IMMEDIATELY SEIZING THE ADVANTAGE AND TAKING THE MATCH OUT OF MIKU’S GRASP!
Gavin Kirkland: TALK ABOUT IN-RING WORK, MAN!!!!!
Stew-O: Saori is now reaching for one of Miku’s arms, trying to hyperextend it over her abdomen while pressing one knee against the side of her limb. Miku, on the other hand, is trying to resist and stretch back her arm, refusing to be taken down easily.
Gavin Kirkland: Miku quickly places one of her feet on the bottom rope and forces Saori to release her. Aizen is just getting started, and she’s already steadfast in setting the pace for this match.
Stew-O: Sakai eventually gets back to her feet, while Saori, who just took a step out, quickly reapproaches and goes down on one knee with both arms wrapped around. Miku lands some forearm clubs raining down, trying to avoid being taken down like earlier in the match. It’s quite a struggling start for a former Specialists Champion out here!
Gavin Kirkland: Saori found herself on her knees after taking a beating from Miku’s offensive onslaught, while Sakai held her ground, heading down towards the ropes and bouncing off them.
Stew-O: Saori was picking up speed, sprinting up from the sidelines, causing Sakai to retreat to the center of the ring. Sakai threw a clothesline but missed the mark, allowing Saori to pull off a double handstand backflip, landing a superwoman right in front of Sakai! Sakai is quite surprised and throws a gut kick down to slow Aizen down!
Gavin Kirkland: Aizen anticipates the kick, catches it with both hands, takes one leg down, and sends Miku’s back hitting the ground… A DRAGON SCREW HAS JUST SNAPPED MIKU’S RIGHT LEG IN HALF!
Persephone: Okay this shit is boring. Tag Luis the fuck in, you corny bitch.
Stew-O: Aizen is looking to be continuously working toward Miku’s legs once she reaches her target. She is now lying beneath Miku with one of her legs trapped between Miku’s.
Gavin Kirkland: Aizen slowly hooks her far leg around Miku’s near leg while controlling their upper bodies with her arms. Aizen now uses her hooks and grips to off-balance them, sweeps them, and transitions to a dominant position against Miku Sakai!
Stew-O: Some technical work done here has been used against Miku, getting the veteran a little entangled in the magnificence shown by “The Ophan,” as she called herself.
Persephone: What the fuck is “The Ophan”? She got adopted???
Gavin Kirkland: Uh…. I think it’s like a religious thing. From what I heard, you know, some kind of celestial beings called Ophanim. Related to angels etc. Not that “Orphan”.
Persephone: Get a better nickname, man…. Actually, how did you know that?
Gavin Kirkland: They don’t call me Genius Gavin for no reason, kiddo.
Persephone: Shut the fuck up.
Stew-O: Guys GUYS. Match is on. Focus, please. Sakai still has one of her legs trapped within Aizen’s grasp while her tag team partners are reaching out for her. Sakai doesn’t have enough focus on two things at the moment.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s right, Stew. She’s now locked in with Aizen and using one of her free legs to try to thrust Aizen away. Aizen is now using her left arm to hold onto the grounded thrust kick from Sakai and has started crutching it instead! She is doing everything she can to outpower Miku!
Persephone: SHE SUCKS!
Stew-O: The free leg is still strong enough, though. Miku is eventually able to kick through it, causing Aizen to lose control immediately considering how hard that kick seems to connect! Saori now releases the grasp and gets back to her feet…
Gavin Kirkland: Miku is back on one leg with Saori holding down her back, rebounding off the ropes and running towards her for THE THUNDERCLAP NOVA, LOOKING FOR THE HIGH-IMPACT ELBOW!
Stew-O: MIKU JUST HOPS BACK OFF THE GROUND, FLIPS OVER HER SHOULDER, AND CONNECTS WITH RUNNING SAORI, BRINGING HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER! DOWN GOES SAORI!
Gavin Kirkland: OH! Sakai crawls over the corner and is now charging ahead, coming off with steady aim and looking for a chance to strike down the rising Saori right here! Sakai runs off through pain!… RUNNING KNEE!
Stew-O: POW! WHAT A SPIN KICK STOPS MIKU MIDWAY! Saori aims back at it again, spinning the other way around, looking to turn things around with a Rolling Backfist!-
Gavin Kirkland: Her arm gets caught and is immediately trapped by Miku, who goes up to the second rope and comes down!… TORNADO DDT SPIKES SAORI! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!
Stew-O: Both teams are now reaching out to one another to make a tag! Both are crawling down towards their respective sides, and new members of the teams could be looking to hop into the match very soon!
Persephone: :candle::pray_tone1: Please be Luis. Please be Luis. Please be Luis. Please be Luis. :candle::pray_tone1:
(DOUBLE TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: TAG! From both sides! Zane Grae is entering this match from his team, and LUIS DE LA ROSA is entering this match as well!
(As soon as Luis was tagged, a very loud happy female scream echoed across the commentary table, causing both Gavin and Stew to immediately throw their headphones away.)
Persephone: MY HUSBANDO IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Sorry for the sudden radio silence, ladies and gentlemen, but my ears were about to bleed! New contenders are jumping into this match, and Luis is already losing his cool right from the beginning! A Chop from Zane sends Luis crashing to the mat, nearly making him lose his footing!
Persephone: FIGHT BACK, LUIS! COME ON!
Stew-O: Luis is barely holding it together, and then a clothesline from Grae comes out of left field! Grae is now grabbing Luis and swiftly hurling him into the corner! Zane charges in but gets caught with a solid right boot from Luis, sending him away!
Gavin Kirkland: Luis is now making his way toward Michael and locks him in for a suplex!… WITH GRAE FLIPPING THE SCRIPT AND SLAMMING LUIS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!
Persephone: DON’T LET THAT IDIOT CATCH YOU!
Stew-O: Zane now sends Luis crashing to the outside of the ring and quickly heads towards the ropes as Luis stumbles to his feet… SUICIDE DIVE TAKES LUIS DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Zane seizes the advantage, sending Luis rolling back into the ring. Zane shoots up onto the apron and charges straight in! He could be looking to throw Luis out of this match right now!…. LUIS GOT TO HIS FEET, AND ZANE THREW HIM OVER THE ROPES FOR IN-ZANE LARIAT!
Stew-O: Luis ducks underneath Zane’s arm, with Zane pausing just along the sideline where Luis might not notice him… THE NORTHERN LARIAT FAKES LUIS OUT AND CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Zane still has him under control despite Luis’s quick reflexes!
Persephone: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gavin Kirkland: Zane pops Luis back to his feet, sending him toward the ropes. Luis bounces back… INTO THE QUICKSILVER! BLUE THUNDER BOMB PLANTS HIM FIRMLY INTO A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: TWO COUNTS! LUIS KICKS OUT!
Persephone: YES THAT’S RIGHT! YOUR WEAK ASS POWERBOMB WILL NEVER EVER PUT DOWN MY KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Maybe it’s not time for Zane to take Luis out just yet, but anything is possible at this point. Zane is slowly bringing Luis back to his feet, lining him up once again. Zane locks in, shouting out the countdown! Here we go—this is my favorite part!
Zane Grae: (Off-Mic) Show’s Over!
Gavin Kirkland: ZANE HEADS TOWARD THE ROPES FOR ARSENE’S WRATH-
(Suddenly, Brianna Hill appears in front of him on the apron, forcing Zane to stop.)
Zane Grae: (Off-Mic) What- Get out of my way!
Brianna Hill: (Off-Mic) NO!
Persephone: A ROLL UP! LUIS FROM BEHIND! HE GOT HIM! LUIS IS GOING TO GET IT! HE’S GOIGN TO WIOVFIUWHBPUFBFI{GWUP*BBF
ONEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gavin Kirkland: TWO! Zane kicks out just in time as Luis immediately goes after the referee, trying to distract him. Watch out, Zane!…
Stew-O: BRIANNA JUST RAN INTO THE RING AND QUICKLY KNOCKED ZANE OUT WITH OCEAN EYES! Brianna leaves the ring. Luis pushes the referee out of his way and heads to the top rope!
Gavin Kirkland: Teamwork making the dream work, as Dreamchaser might not be seeing his dream come true tonight!… LUIS COMES DOWN WITH DESTRIPADA! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AND THE COVER!
Stew-O: All members of Dynasty and Voltage rush in, trying to make the rescue, but nothing works as Team Showdown defends their teammates from any distractions! Zane might be taken out!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: ZANE GRAE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Persephone: MUAWHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Gavin Kirkland: The show is indeed over for Zane! It was an unfortunate night for the dream chaser in his big match, as the South Korean crowd responded with resounding boos.
Stew-O: Luis, already confident, is looking to continue fighting as the match progresses. Now, it’s the turn of the Dynasty and Voltage teams to make their decision!
(Dynasty and Voltage are discussing who will enter the match, while Isaac Crow, ignoring everyone, stubbornly steps into the ring to face Luis himself…. but he laughs.)
Luis De La Rosa: (Off-Mic) What!? Seriously? You guys sent me this cultist street bum to fight me? Another elimination!
Persephone: That’s my man!
Gavin Kirkland: Luis doesn’t seem afraid to fight Crow at all, confidently marching toward Isaac with sheer amount of confidence-
Stew-O: OH! THE QUICK BRUTAL AXE HANDLE JUST SUDDENLY KNOCKED LUIS DOWN! COMATOSE CONNECTS! ISSAC QUICKLY COVERS! LUIS IS OVERLY CONFIDENT IN WINNING, FORGETTING THAT HE MIGHT VERY WELL BE FACING HIS DOWNFALL HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stew-O: But two counts! Luis quickly kicks out to escape an early demise in the match! He scrambles back to his feet to face Isaac. Isaac charges at him and attempts a big boot just as Luis recovers!
Gavin Kirkland: Luis manages to catch Isaac’s leg and send it down, nailing a Shin Kick that staggers Isaac! Luis follows up with another kick for good measure, then runs toward the ropes… BUT ISAAC TURNS AROUND AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK! This man is scary!
Persephone: That hideous fucking swine can’t be compared to my juicy pie, GET HIM LUIS!
Stew-O: Luis finds himself in the corner, facing Isaac, who is stalking him. Isaac starts moving slowly but gradually picks up speed as he locks in his pace, charging toward Luis in the corner!-
Gavin Kirkland: LUIS POPS UP, FLYING OVER ISAAC’S BACK INTO A JACKKNIFE ROLL-UP! LUIS CAUGHT HIM!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gavin Kirkland: Crow kicks out! Isaac quickly rises to his feet and charges toward Luis, looking to deliver a Curb Stomp!
Stew-O: Missed! Luis is now turning the situation around; Luis lifts Isaac onto his shoulder and drives him down, aiming toward the corner!.. CHOQUE DE ESQUINA! ISSAC IS DOWN AND LUIS GOES FOR A COVER!
Persephone: COUNT REF! DON’T JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK, YOU MORON!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREE!-
Gavin Kirkland: ISSAC STILL MANAGES TO KICK OUT! BUT CLOSE!
Stew-O: Luis is getting tired from his struggle against Isaac, doing everything he can to score another elimination, but nothing seems to be working. Luis now picks Isaac back up and locks him in a headlock, applying the Cartel Execution #2—the Guillotine Choke!
Persephone: FINISH HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: Luis tries to apply the hold, but Isaac still has some energy left, preventing him from locking it in fully!… ISAAC LIFTS LUIS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INSTEAD!
Persephone: Wait what.
Stew-O: LUIS IS IN DANGER!… DEATH’S DOOR CONNECTS! THE BURNING HAMMER PLANTS LUIS, AND ISAAC GOES FOR THE COVER!
Persephone: Hey wait.
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Persephone: I-
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bella Braxton: LUIS DE LA ROSA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Persephone: …
Stew-O: Persephone, is everything alr-
Persephone: Shut up.
Stew-O: I’m just trying to check if-
Persephone: Shut. Up.
Stew-O: :whoa:
Gavin Kirkland: Luis De La Rosa is eliminated, and Isaac rises to his feet, waiting to see who’ll get in the ring next.
Persephone: I hope whoever it is destroys him.
Stew-O: Roberto De La Rosa enters the ring, and he is NOT happy after the elimination of his little brother, getting in the face of Isaac Crow. Roberto is letting him have it, chewing his opposition out-
Gavin Kirkland: AND A SLAP FROM ROBERTO DE LA ROSA CONNECTS!
Persephone: That’s what he gets!
Stew-O: BUT ROBERTO MAY LIVE TO RUE THE DAY AS ISAAC GRABS HIM WITH BOTH HANDS, AND BIELS DE LA ROSA IN THE CORNER! ISAAC CHARGES IN FOR A RUNNING BACK ELBOW-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ROBERTO GETS OUT OF THE WAY, NOW CROW FINDS HIMSELF IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: ROBERTO STARTS GOING TO WORK WITH STOMPS, BEATING ISAAC DOWN TO A KNEE, AND BEGINS TO UNLOAD WITH RIGHT HANDS! REFEREE GETS INVOLVED, AND THE LAST THING ROBERTO DE LA ROSA WOULD WANT RIGHT NOW IS A DISQUALIFICATION!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, BECAUSE THAT WOULD PUT THE TEAM DOWN ANOTHER MEN, WHICH THEY MOST RECENTLY LOST WITH LUIS DE LA ROSA!
Persephone: Don’t remind me.
Gavin Kirkland: Sorry. :yikes:
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew-O: Referee interjects himself, prying Roberto away from Isaac Crow. However, De La Rosa pushes past him, and grabs hold of Crow in the corner. BUT CROW-
Gavin Kirkland: CROW GRABS ROBERTO BY THE THROAT, AND BACKS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR A CHOKESLAM! CROW HOISTS HIM UP- BUT ROBERTO LEAPS OUT OF RANGE FOR ISAAC, AND MAKES THE TAG TO BRIANNA HILL!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: BRIANNA RUSHES INTO THE RING, AND DELIVERS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF CROW, FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! BRIANNA ALTERNATES BETWEEN BOTH ONCE AGAIN- THEN TRIES TO IRISH WHIP ISAAC INTO THE CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HERE IS WHERE STRENGTH STARTS TO PLAY A FACTOR AS ISAAC STANDS HIS GROUND, BLOCKING THE IRISH WHIP!
Stew-O: CROW SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, SENDING HILL INTO THE CORNER INSTEAD! ISAAC RUSHES IN WITH A RUNNING SPLASH IN THE CORNER! CROW SENDS BRIANNA INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER NOW, AND CHARGES IN FOR ANOTHER!! RUNNING SPLASH IN THE CORNER AGAIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: ISAAC SENDS BRIANNA BACK TO THE PREVIOUS CORNER, AND GOES TO MAKE IT A THIRD TIME WITH THAT RUNNING SPLASH IN THE CORNER- NO! BBL BRIANNA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!
Persephone: BBL what? :comeagain:
Stew-O: ISAAC GOES RIB FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, WHICH HE FAVORS WHILE STAGGERING OUT OF THE CORNER! BRIANNA IS ALREADY RUNNING OFF THE ROPES, BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR A BREAKTHROUGH!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RUNNING ENZIGURI FLOORS ISAAC CROW, AND BRIANNA QUICKLY MAKES THE TAG OUT TO MIKU SAKAI!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: MIKU ENTERS THE RING, AND STALKS ISAAC FROM THE CORNER! WATCHING AS HE RISES TO A KNEE, AND CHARGES IN WITH A SHINING WIZARD! SHINING WIZARD FROM MIKU, WHO CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! BUT MIKU DECIDES TO STAY ON CROW, TAGGING OUT TO NIKKI KIMURA!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: NIKKI ENTERS THE RING, AND CHARGES TOWARD THE ROPES, SPRINGING OFF THE MIDDLE FOR A MOONSAULT! COVER IS MADE, HOOK OF THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Gavin Kirkland: SHOULDER UP!
Persephone: God, what’ll it take to get him out already? 🙄
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Nikki quickly made the tag out to Brianna Hill, who hurries to trap Isaac in a rear chinlock as he tries to get his wits about him!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s been a fantastic display of teamwork thus far, each member of Team Showdown tagging in and out, individually wearing down Isaac Crow.
Stew-O: Now, Brianna Hill is wearing him down even further. Though, Crow starts powering back to his feet. Isaac reaches out for his team, desperate for a tag at this point, but still has ways to go. ISAAC LIFTS BRIANNA UP, AND PLANTS HER WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: Opportunity has opened up for Crow, who begins crawling over to his corner. Brianna rolls onto her belly as well, trying to grab the ankle of Crow to stop him from going-
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: KEYWORD: TRYING! BRIANNA WAS UNABLE TO GET A FIRM GRASP ON THE ANKLE, CROW MAKES THE TAG! HERE COMES THE COLONEL!
Persephone: Dammit. I still have to look at Isaac’s dumb face a little while longer.
Gavin Kirkland: MICHAEL ENTERS THE RING AS BRIANNA RUSHES BACK TO HER FEET, AND DROPS HER WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! BRIANNA SCRAMBLES BACK TO HER FEET, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: BRIANNA IS BACK TO HER FEET ONCE AGAIN- AND TRIES FOR A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! BUT MICHAEL CATCHES THE BOOT, AND PULLS HER IN FOR A CAPTURE SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: WHOA! THE COLONEL LAUNCHED HER!
Stew-O: BRIANNA HAS PAIN ETCHED ACROSS HER FACE AS SHE PULLS HERSELF UP, USING ASSISTANCE FROM THE ROPES AS SHE FAVORS HER BACK, AND STAGGERS INTO A KICK TO THE GUT! TAPS! LEAPING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT BY SCOTTY!
Gavin Kirkland: AND MICHAEL SHOOTS THE HALF! HOOKING THE LEG ON BRIANNA!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BRIANNA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Gavin Kirkland: You can see that Roberto thought about jumping there, and I can’t blame him. I almost jumped in myself to break up that pinfall. I’d hate to see Brianna leave. Then again, I’d love to watch her go. :mjlit:
Stew-O: :roman:
Persephone: For once, I actually miss James and Rich, being in the presence of this fucking weirdo.
Gavin Kirkland: :kyrie:
Stew-O: Michael rises to his feet, and has Brianna right where he wants her… stalking the La Familia member as she slowly rises to her feet, clutching at the back of her neck, which took some damage after being spiked with that DDT.
Gavin Kirkland: Brianna makes it to a knee- AND MICHAEL MAKES HIS MOVE! GRABBING BRIANNA FROM BEHIND FOR A STANDING DRAGON SLEEPER! BRIANNA IS IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE! YOU CAN SEE THAT SHE’S FLAILING HER ARMS, CONTEMPLATING A TAP OUT HERE NO DOUBT!
Stew-O: NO! BRIANNA TWISTS AROUND WHILE IN THE HOLD, AND NOW ITS CONNOR THAT FINDS HIMSELF IN A COMPROMISING POSITION! BRIANNA MANAGED TO TWIST AROUND, AND TRAP THE COLONEL IN AN INVERTED FRONT FACELOCK OF HER OWN! THIS IS USUALLY WHERE SHE CAN LAND CRUSH CULTURE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MICHAEL DROPS TO THE CANVAS, AND VICTORY ROLLS BRIANNA! HE COULD HAVE IT HERE!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! BOTH COMPETITORS ROLL THROUGH TO THEIR FEET, AND BRIANNA CHARGES TOWARD MICHAEL- BUT GETS SIDESTEPPED FOR A REBOUND GERMAN SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU TRIES TO CATCH MICHAEL’S ATTENTION ON THE APRON, BUT PAYS THE PRICE FOR IT, GETTING KNOCKED OFF WITH A RUNNING FOREARM!
Stew-O: BRIANNA IS QUICKLY BACK TO HER FEET, AND WANDERS INTO THE DRAGON SUPLEX! DD214 IS LOCKED IN FOR A SECOND TIME! WILL SHE TAP HERE?!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU! MIKU SLID IN THE RING, AND IS CLAWING AT THE EYES OF MICHAEL TO PRY HIM OFF THE SUBMISSION HOLD! CAT SCRATCH FEVER AS SHE CALLS IT!
Stew-O: THE COLONEL SCREAMS IN AGONY, BUT SPINS AROUND TO SHOVE HER OFF! HOWEVER, MIKU ISNT THAT EASY TO SHAKE, CONNECTING WITH A CUCK KILLER! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER ON THE COLONEL!
Gavin Kirkland: REFEREE HAS HAD ENOUGH, AND IS USHERING HER OUT OF THE RING! MEANWHILE, BRIANNA TRIES CRAWLING INTO THE COVER!
Stew-O: BUT WITH THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION BEING DIVERTED, SELINA REYES ENTERS THE RING, AND GRABS HOLD OF BRIANNA! PROCEEDING TO PLANT HER WITH A STYLES CLASH!
Gavin Kirkland: SELINA ROLLS BRIANNA OVER OFF ORYX AWAKENING, AND PLACES THE COLONEL’S ARM ON TOP! REFEREE FINALLY TURNS AROUND TO SEE IT!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Bella Braxton: BRIANNA HILL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Persephone: :mjlol: If Miku didn’t cause such a fuss leaving the ring, she could’ve gotten her team an elimination.
Stew-O: Selina showed two can play at that game with Miku.
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BECAUSE OF THAT CUCK KILLER FROM MIKU, THE COLONEL MIGHT BE EASY PICKINGS FOR THE OPPOSITE TEAM AS MIKU RUSHES INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: SAKAI LIFTS MICHAEL UP FOR AN ASAI DDT! DEATH NOTE- NO! MICHAEL BACKFLIPS HER OVERHEAD, AND MIKU LANDS ON HER FEET- BUT MICHAEL TAGS OUT TO SELINA!
Gavin Kirkland: SELINA REYES ENTERS THE RING, NOW THE LEGAL COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH! SELINA DUCKS UNDER A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM MIKU! MIKU TRIES TO HALT HER MOMENTUM WITH A BACK ELBOW AS WELL- BUT AGAIN, SELINA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT!
Stew-O: SELINA COMES REBOUNDING BACK WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! MIKU CRAWLS TOWARD, AND PULLS HERSELF UP IN THE CORNER! RUNNING JUMPING BACK ELBOW BY SELINA, WHO TRIPS MIKU DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER SOON AFTERWARDS!
Gavin Kirkland: SELINA REBOUNDS OFF THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUILDING MOMENTUM FOR A RUNNING HIP ATTACK IN THE CORNER! KNOCKOUT SMASH! GOD, THE THINGS I’D DO TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF THAT!
Persephone: :russwtf:
Stew-O: SELINA WASTES NO TIME, PULLING MIKU BACK TO HER FEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! SELINA SETS HER UP, AND PLANTS HER WITH THAT STYLES CLASH! ORYX AWAKENING! THATS THE SECOND TIME WEVE SEEN IT, AND REYES ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOO-
Gavin Kirkland: UH-OH! ROBERTO PULLS SELINA OFF THE COVER, AND SPIKES HER WITH A MEXICAN DESTROYER!
Stew-O: ROBERTO ISN’T EVEN THE LEGAL MAN, TAKING A PAGE OUT OF MIKU’S PLAYBOOK! REFUSING TO BE DOWN TWO TO FOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO LEAVES THE RING, BUT BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! NEITHER MIKU OR SELINA HAVE MOVED! ROBERTO IS ROOTING MIKU ON FROM THE APRON, NEEDING HER TO CAPITALIZE! BUT ON THE OPPOSITE TEAM, ISAAC CROW IS NEEDING FOR SELINA TO RECOVER AS WELL!
Stew-O: ISAAC HAS HIS HAND OUT, AND IS CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: Hopefully he gets the tag, and is eliminated shortly after.
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH MIKU AND SELINA BEGIN TO STIR, AND BOTH WOMEN CRAWL TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS! ROBERTO IS READY FOR THE TAG, AS IS ISAAC CROW!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: A TAG IS MADE FROM BOTH SIDES! BOTH MEN RUSH INTO THE RING, AND MEET IN THE MIDDLE FOR A HOCKEY FIGHT! THE TWO ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS, BUT NEITHER MAN IS ABLE TO GET THE UPPER HAND AS BOTH STAGGER BACK! SLIGHTLY ROCKED FROM THOSE PUNCHES EXCHANGED!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO TRIES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT ISAAC DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND KNOCKS NIKKI KIMURA OFF THE APRON! ROBERTO HOPS ON ISAAC’S BACK, AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST FOR A CARTEL EXECUTION! REAR NAKED CHOKE!
Stew-O: ISAAC STAGGERS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND BACKPEDALS INTO THE CORNER, SQUASHING ROBERTO BETWEEN HIMSELF AND THE TURNBUCKLES! ISAAC BROKE THE HOLD!
Gavin Kirkland: DE LA ROSA COMES STAGGERING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND GETS HOISTED UP FOR A BURNING HAMMER!
Stew-O: BUT NIKKI KIMURA IS THERE TO SAVE HER PARTNER, PULLING ROBERTO OFF THE SHOULDERS OF ISAAC! NOT LETTING DEATH’S DOOR TAKE OUT ANOTHER MEMBER OF LA FAMILIA!
Gavin Kirkland: NIKKI GOES FOR HER SIGNATURE SUPERKICK- BUT ISAAC CAUGHT IT! ISAAC CAUGHT IT!
Stew-O: WHOA! FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, MIKU BLINDSIDES ISAAC WITH A SUPERKICK OF HER OWN! THAT CAUGHT CROW FLUSH! ISAAC IS STAGGERED, BUT GETS DROPPED TO A KNEE OFF ANOTHER SUPERKICK! THIS TIME, BY NIKKI KIMURA!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO GESTURES FOR BOTH TO LEAVE THE RING, WHICH THEY DO AS HE TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH ANOTHER MEXICAN DESTROYER! ISAAC GOT SPIKED, AND ROBERTO SHOOTS THE HALF FOR A COVER! HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
Bella Braxton: ISAAC CROW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: Wow Roberto just got a huge elimination! La Familia is rolling! Justice for Brianna!
Stew-O: Roberto cannot celebrate for too long however as it looks like Saori Aizen is entering into the ring. Roberto squares up with Saori as they circle around in the ring but look out! Selina just grabbed Roberto’s hair from behind distracting him as Saori charges in bludgeoning him from behind with a running forearm! Saori then picks Roberto up and drops him down hard in the middle of the ring with a Samoan Drop! Roberto didn’t get to celebrate his win for very long!
Persephone: The tides turned quickly on Roberto and this is what happens when Luis is no longer in the match. The match should have just been called off and canceled as soon as he was eliminated. There is no point in it continuing.
Gavin Kirkland: Saori now picking Roberto… She suddenly yanks him in going for the Coffin of the Iron Mountain!!!–
Stew-O: But Roberto De La Rosa manages to get his leg on the ropes! But Saori is refusing to let go! Nikki Kimura is now lunging into the ring to break it up! But Miku Sakai enters the ring and tosses Nikki out of the ring with a Running Clothesline!
Persephone: Roberto De La Rosa now slowly back up as Saori grabs him and looks to put him back into the Coffin of the Iron Mountain again!-
Gavin Kirkland: But Roberto rakes the eyes! Roberto desperately attacking Saori at a weak point before falling back into his corner. Nikki Kimura just jumped up onto the apron and slapped Roberto across the chest! Nikki tagging herself in!
Stew-O: Nikki Kimura lunges into the ring with a Springboard Hurricanrana! But Saori grabs her and swings her around backwards throwing her neck first into the corner! That failed epicly by Nikki!
Persephone: What the hell? Just pin her already… Why is Saori going for these submission holds?
Gavin Kirkland: Saori is applying a Fujiwara Armbar onto Nikki! But Nikki flips out of it back up to her feet! Nikki with a Spinning Heel Kick to the skull of Saori knocking her backwards! This is Nikki’s chance here! Nikki runs the ropes and collides with repeated shots to Saori as she is fighting back against all odds!
Stew-O: Saori off the ropes but Nikki catches her and throws her down with The Hooligan Special! Nikki now the one applying the Fujiwara Armbar! Will Saori tap out?!?!
Persephone: TAP! GET THIS TRASH MATCH OVER WITH! TAP NOW! NO LUIS? NOBODY CARES!
Gavin Kirkland: But the will to survive continues! Saori makes it to the ropes! Nikki is not pleased with this! Saori is back up as Nikki grabs her and throws her back… Nikki now grabbing onto the arms and pulling her in… KAMIGOYEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF SAORI!!!
Persephone: LMAO NO SHE MISSED COMPLETELY!
Gavin Kirkland: Nikki Kimura collides into the corner with her knee as she falls back and takes Backbreaker from Saori. Saori throws Nikki across the ring but Nikki grabs the ropes and falls into the corner and makes the tag in to Miku Sakai.
Stew-O: Smart call there by Nikki Kimura getting out of there and tagging in her fresh partner. Now Miku Sakai is entering the match and she has already demonstrated why she is the one to watch and fear in this match. But Saori is not backing down! She charges in at Miku-
Persephone: But Miku Sakai slips behind Saori and is able to plant her onto the back of her head with a German suplex! Miku with a Curbstomp to the back of Saori’s neck! Miku lifts up Saori and drops her with a thunderous Sit Down Powerbomb! Miku with the cover on Saori who has been worn out and this could be it! We can dream…
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Kickout by Saori! I thought that was it for sure! Miku Sakai with a smirk on her face clearly pleased that she gets to punish her opponent further! Miku lifts Saori back up… but Saori now trying to fight back! But Miku catches her fist and connects with a headbutt staggering Saori hard backwards into the corner. Miku then runs in with a Stinger Splash into the corner-
Stew-O: But Saori moves out of the way! Miku crashes into the corner and Saori jumps on her from behind! Saori grabs Miku from behind and tosses her backwards with a German Suplex!
Persephone: But Miku Sakai flipped out of it! That was great agility! Near Luis levels!
Gavin Kirkland: Saori falls backwards into her corner and makes the tag in to Lt. Colonel Michael Scott Connor!
Crowd: USA! USA! USA!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait aren’t we in South Korea right now? Why are they-
Persephone: The love of America that the Lieutenant Colonel inspires transcends nationalities I guess. :wow:
Stew-O: Scotty is in the ring and he is not backing down from the formidable opponent that is Miku Sakai! Scotty charges in with a series of running back chops throwing her backwards against the ropes! Scotty whips Miku off the ropes-
Persephone: But Miku catches Scotty and transitions him around into the StarFall! The Vertebreaker connects shattering the back of the Lt. Colonel! Miku quickly putting down all of the competition that enters the ring with her!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku Sakai is not done yet however! She tosses Scotty into the corner and charges in with a Double Knee Strike! Scotty collapses down in the ring as Miku charges in and leaps onto his face!
Stew-O: THE MUSTACHE RIDE! MIKU WITH THE BRONCO BUSTER ON SCOTTY!
Gavin Kirkland: Can I get her to do that to me?
Persephone: Can I get Luis to do that to me?
Gavin Kirkland: No me first.
Stew-O: This is the worst commentary team I have had to be a part of. These levels of horniness should be illegal. Speaking of illegal it looks like the referee is demanding that Miku get off of Scotty as she grabs him by the arm and yanks him back into the ring. Miku lifts Scotty up…
Persephone: THE CUCK KILLER CONNECTS! MIKU JUST LAID OUT SCOTTY WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER AND THIS IS OVER! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: …
Referee: . . .
Referee: . . .
Bella Braxton: LIEUTENANT COLONEL MICHAEL SCOTT CONNOR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn. It is sad to see heroic Korean War veteran Michael Connor meet his end here tonight in South Korea, a country that he personally freed from the tyranny of communism back in the 1950s.
Stew-O: With history takes like that I think you should be glad Jake Mercer is not on commentary right now Gavin.
Persephone: I am generally glad when Jake Mercer is not on commentary.
Stew-O: Well it looks like Saori Aizen is now entering the ring again! She is coming back for more! Selina Reyes looks like she is offering to get in the ring instead but Saori is telling her that she will take care of this. Saori now cautiously circling around Miku. Miku has established clear dominance in this match and I wonder what it will even take to be able to take her down.
Gavin Kirkland: Both competitors lock up in the ring but Miku Sakai overpowers Saori Aizen and sends her flying backwards into the corner. Saori runs out of the corner with a Running Kick to Miku… but it has no effect! Saori with repeated strikes to the face and punches Miku hard right in the nose! Miku takes the hard shot but then turns around and she is laughing in Saori’s face! Miku is acting like she just loves the pain!
Stew-O: Miku Sakai now grabbing Saori Aizen by the throat and yanks her in before dropping her with a Fallaway Slam! Just like that Miku has taken control of this match again and tossed Saori hard across the ring! Saori back up now as she looks to charge in and go back at Miku aga-
Persephone: Huh? It looks like Selina Reyes tagged herself in! Selina is telling Saori she has done enough and needs to save her strength for the team! Selina now entering the ring and telling Saori she will take care of Miku!
Stew-O: Miku Sakai does not look to be convinced by that as Selina Reyes is not backing down and steps up to her in the ring! Miku grabs Saori and hits a Headbutt! No! Selina dodges it and ducks around behind Miku before grabbing her and dropkicking her into the corner! Selina runs up on Miku and rolls her up!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: . . .
Referee: -. — – -.– . –
Referee: …
Stew-O: Miku Sakai kicks out with authority! Miku is outraged that she nearly lost the match there and immediately goes in for a Punt Kick to Selina! But Selina again moves out of the way!
Gavin Kirkland: SELINA CONNECTS WITH THE ALAMO KNEE ON MIKU!-
Persephone: No! Miku blocked it! Miku connects with the DEATH NOTE!!! Miku with the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: …
Referee: ..
Referee: .
Bella Braxton: Selina Reyes has been eliminated!
Stew-O: That is two in a row for Miku Sakai! She has just completely obliterated the other team and their chances of winning this match!
Gavin Kirkland: It has never been so joever.
Persephone: If only.
Stew-O: Saori Aizen is now entering the ring and she knows that it has become a three on one scenario. Miku Sakai looks like she has barely even begun here tonight! She hasn’t even broken a sweat!
Gavin Kirkland: Saori now entering the ring as Miku looks to put her down and make it three in a row! But Saori won’t make it easy for her! Or will she!!! THE WALK OF SHAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!-
Persephone: No! Saori moved out of the way avoiding the Cutter! Saori from behind as she kicks Miku hard in the back! Miku bounces into the ropes!
Stew-O: SAORI DROPS MIKU WITH THE RAIMEI HAKKE!!! SAORI FALLS ONTO MIKU GOING FOR THE COVER!!! THIS COULD BE IT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Nikki Kimura and Roberto De La Rosa just jumped into the ring to prevent the cover!
Stew-O: This is where the numbers game really gets to Saori. It really is 3v1… She might have had Miku eliminated there if it wasn’t for the others!
Persephone: Why are they making the match take longer? Fuck them all for real.
Stew-O: Miku Sakai is dazed as she is recovering in her corner. She makes the tag in to Roberto De La Rosa as he enters the ring and Miku gets a break. Very impressive performance tonight from Miku who has been the unstoppable MVP so far. You have to imagine Saori doubts her chances if Miku is not eliminated soon.
Gavin Kirkland: But let’s not count out Roberto either. While Miku has been taking care of business both of her partners have been resting up and are ready to go! Saori’s chances are not great at all the more you think about it!
Stew-O: Saori and Roberto lock up in the middle of the ring… Roberto manages to twist out of it and grabs Saori by the arm and yanks her down with an Arm Drag. Saori rolls back up to her feet but Roberto hits her in the face with a Superkick!
Gavin Kirkland: ROBERTO WITH EL ULTIMO DESEO!!!
Persephone: No! Saori flipped out of it! Saori grabs Roberto from behind and shoves him into the corner… Roberto falls backwards into the arms of Saori who drops him with the Hyokindama before transitioning into connecting with the Mirror Flower, Water Moon! Saori then throws herself up to the top rope, AND FLIES OFF ONTO ROBERTO WITH THE HORIZON OF THE CAPTIVATING SKANDHA!
Gavin Kirkland: Those are some large words and also the moves made a large impact! Saori into the cover on Roberto who is not moving at all!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: ROBERTO DE LA ROSA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: Saori has certainly done all that she could now, being able to eliminate the former Hardcore Champion after all of the pressure that’s been placed upon her here—BUT HERE’S MIKU RUSHING BACK INTO THE RING & ALLOWING FOR A FLURRY OF FOREARMS TO KEEP AIZEN AT BAY! Saori is struggling to defend for herself here as Miku is doing everything she can to keep her from retaliating any further! Sakai’s able to back Aizen into the corner, now stomping away as she’s making sure every single kick is delivered emphatically here! Taking Saori down all the way to the bottom turnbuckle as she’s now leaned back, practically defenseless!! Miku rushes toward the opposite corner & back toward SAORI AS SHE LOOKING FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK IN THE CORNER—
Gavin Kirkland: SAORI SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A SPIN KICK!! Miku’s caught dead in her own tracks here as Saori’s got herself an opportunity with Sakai currently dazed!! Her opponent gingerly turns herself around while Saori is able to bring herself back up more quickly here—WRAPPING HER ARMS BEHIND MIKU WITH A SNAP TIGER SUPLEX!! Saori is doing all that she can despite the odds having been stacked against her and now she’s got Sakai in a world of trouble right now! Miku’s slowly bringing herself to a more conscious motion, but crawling won’t be enough for her to avoid what’s surely gonna put her down!
Stew-O: Aizen soon grabs a hold of Miku’s wrist, glaring down upon her with utmost focus while Sakai is struggling to retort back with any sizable offense! Saori’s got her opponent exactly where she needs her to be & this looks to be in the most advantageous position… AS SHE’S RUSHING FORWARD WITH ‘MIRROR FLOWER, WATER MOON’!!
Persephone: MIKU DODGES THE KNEE & QUICKLY TURNS HERSELF AROUND TO ROLL UP SAORI!!! She’s squirming around like a freakin’ fish out of water but her shoulders are still down!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEE—
Gavin Kirkland: SAORI’S ABLE TO SQUIRM FREE! The roll-up doesn’t pan out fantastically for Miku here as now Saori’s quickly rolling herself backward & onto her own two feet, rushing back toward her to continue this flurry of offense—BUT MIKU RETALIATES WITH A RUNNING KNEE OF HER OWN THAT NAILS SAORI SQUARE ACROSS THE JAW!! Aizen is sent dropping back down onto the mat as she rolls herself away from the mat & onto the apron! Miku is eagerly crawling herself over toward Saori as she’s struggling to find her own footing despite everything that’s already been placed over these ladies shoulders!
Stew-O: Saori is barely able to bring herself to a knee while on the apron as Miku’s grabbing a handful of her hair!! Aizen’s struggling further here as Miku doesn’t seem to have any care for the grip imposed over her hair as she’s trying to get her back into the ring BUT SAORI SENDS A PENDULUM KICK RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL OF MIKU SAKAI! Now Miku is leaned against the ropes as Saori is back up to a vertical stance on the apron! With Sakai unable to fight back for the moment, Saori is getting her arm around Miku as she’s got a handful of her attire, I believe she’s… SHE’S AIMING TO SUPLEX MIKU FROM THE RING & ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! MIKU WITH A KNEE RIGHT ONTO SAORI’S CRANIUM AS AIZEN IS FORCED TO LET GO! Saori drops back down onto the same apron where Miku is situated! Aizen doesn’t let up as she sends a fierce forearm across Sakai’s temple to keep her at bay!!! But Miku tries to keep herself resilient as ever as she’s now sending a forearm of her own here!!! Saori backs herself away & sends a side kick that almost causes Miku to drop off of the apron but she holds on! Now Aizen’s rushing toward her with a ROUNDHOUSE—BUT MIKU DUCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE & DELIVERS A STIFF ELBOW ACROSS SAORI’S TEMPLE!!
Persephone: Are we always going to see moments where they gotta hold off from when the impact happens! End this already!!
Stew-O: Saori’s dazed after the elbow! Now Miku is shaking off the pressure that she’s placed through as she’s given ample time to recover! But these seconds all matter, and that’s exactly why Sakai’s now dragging Aizen back over and placing her head right around her own arm!!! I believe this will ensure that Dynasty’s presence is completely wiped out in this match… ‘DEATH NOTE’ ASAI DDT ONTO THE APRON—
Gavin Kirkland: SAORI WITH A SUDDEN NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON!!! MIKU HAD NO WAY OF PREPARING FOR THAT!! Sakai is absolutely out of it as she’s remaining on the apron, all the while Saori is now dragging herself back up to her own feet using the ropes, still going through a significant amount of struggle despite her ability to reverse what would’ve put her down for good—BUT HERE’S NIKKI KIMURA!
Stew-O: AS NIKKI YANKS SAORI OFF THE APRON & CAUSES HER TO FALL FACE FIRST ONTO THE HARDEST AREA OF THE RING! Nikki’s essentially bringing herself back into the fold here as she’s brought Saori to quite the halt before she could even attempt to pin Miku Sakai! Saori’s dazed at the moment as there’s difficulty to get herself back together any sooner than she can.. WITH KIMURA’S ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HER WAIST & SENDING HER SPRAWLING ACROSS THE BARRICADE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Persephone: A little closer to here!! A lot more fun when I can see her ass getting kicked up close! 😄↕️
Gavin Kirkland: Now Saori’s down against the barricade, considerably struggling here while Nikki’s bringing herself up as Aizen can only crawl! She’s crawling over toward the apron, but she’s positioned significantly close to the steel steps from here as Nikki sees Saori trying to become more mobile! Kimura keeps a watchful eye of Aizen as she’s pulling herself up with the apron—BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO STOP THE DROPKICK INTO THE STEEL STEPS FROM NIKKI—
Stew-O: SAORI SIDESTEPS & SENDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ACROSS NIKKI’S TEMPLE AT THE SAME TIME!!! Her quick reflexes are able to allow her the breathing room as she must’ve positioned her accordingly to take advantage of Kimura’s persistence! Nikki’s dazed out of her own mind as Saori’s quickly bringing herself back up to the apron, persistent in her own right to get back into the fold while Nikki’s down & unable to fight!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MIKU WITH ‘CAT SCRATCH FEVER’!!! RAKING THE EYES OF SAORI WHILE SHE WAS JUST BRINGING HERSELF UP!! Aizen is struggling once more as she’s back down and clutching onto her own eyes, but Miku herself is rolling back out of the ring and keeping her attention directly on Saori while she’s got no other direction to go! Miku yanks Saori over and positions her right over her own shoulders from behind LOOKING TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN—
Stew-O: ‘STARFALL’ ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! THE VERTEBREAKER CRASHES SAORI ONTO THE BACK OF HER OWN NECK!!! Miku’s now doing all that she can to drag Saori back into the ring, dragging her up and pushing her back in as Aizen as now rolling away, with the referee now placing emphasis on Saori after such a dangerous maneuver that allows Miku to be just seconds away from ensuring Aizen’s end and another step to victory—WHAT THE?!?!?
Persephone: MIKU’S JUST BEEN HELD UPWARD—INTO ‘FAIRY TALE’!!! ONTO THE FLOOR!! AUBURN WARE IS HERE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS AUBURN DOING?!?? SHE’S RUINING SHOWDOWN’S MOMENT BY TAKING DOWN MIKU!!! Now Auburn quickly drags Miku back into the ring while she’s unable to move significantly! Ware is moving herself up the ramp with a sly smirk plastered on her own face as Miku’s shaking her head vigorously, in disbelief while teetering upward & onto her feet—
Stew-O: ‘RAIMEI HAKKE’!!!! SAORI CAUSES MIKU TO FOLD UP INSTANTLY ONTO THE MAT WITH THE KNEE STRIKE!!! SAORI DRAPES HERSELF OVER SAKAI AS THE REFEREE SLIDES TO THE COUNT!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(…)
Bella Braxton: MIKU SAKAI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(The crowd explodes in shock following the actions of Auburn Ware, who caused the elimination of Miku Sakai. Nikki Kimura looks surprised at the turn of events knowing the advantage team Showdown initially had, and she stares at Auburn Ware for a moment before turning her attention back to the match.)
Stew-O: SAORI WITH ANOTHER ELIMINATION THANKS TO THE ASSISTANCE OF AUBURN! Miku Sakai is out of this match and now it’s been brought down to a one on one!!! Saori’s bringing herself up a proper stance as she may not have even taken notice to Auburn’s interference, but she’s still adamant about seeing this match through to the end—
Gavin Kirkland: SUPERKICK!!!!!!! SUDDEN SUPERKICK FROM NIKKI KIMURA DROPS SAORI DOWN LIKE A SHOTGUN BLAST AS NIKKI IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN & HOOKS THE LEG!!! THIS IS IT!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Persephone: Holy shit it’s not over.
Stew-O: SAORI DOES KICK OUT!!! Nikki is shaking her own in disbelief as Saori should’ve been down & mat after the immediate superkick but it isn’t enough!!! Now Nikki’s grabbing a hold of Aizen’s wrists, bringing herself back up to her feet with a hold of her wrists, now becoming to send VICIOUS STOMPS UPON HER CHEST!!! Saori can’t do too much to combat the stomps as Nikki’s refusing to let up for a moment!
Gavin Kirkland: Now Nikki’s looking to keep Saori down for the rest of the bout, as this has all boiled down to a one on one battle between two women who certainly will do anything in their power to prove themselves through victory tonight! Now Nikki’s eagerly dragging Saori over to the corner, and brings herself over through the ropes & begins her climb up to the top of the turnbuckle! Now turning herself around here, Nikki is set in position to keep her opponent down WITH A MOONSAULT—
Stew-O: SAORI SPRINGS HERSELF UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH NIKKI—AND LEAPS RIGHT ONTO HER TO DROP HER BACK DOWN WITH ‘HEAVENLY PACT’!!!! MY GOD!!!!! SAORI WAS LAYING IN WAIT ‘TILL NIKKI WAS FULLY VULNERABLE TO FURTHER ATTACK!! The poison rana is more than enough to have Nikki rolling herself back up and onto her knees, down to a prone position as Saori is eagerly crawling herself toward Nikki!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Kimura can’t retaliate!!! Saori’s gets Nikki’s arms interlocked around her own while desperately rising to a stance suitable enough to ensure Kimura doesn’t escape from what’s NEXT—‘HYOKINDAMA’!!!!! TIGER BOMB PLANTS NIKKI DOWN AS SAORI REMAINS SEATED FOR THE PIN TO BE MADE!!!! AIZEN’S GONNA DO IT!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Persephone: OH C’MON!! STOP KICKING OUT! I HAVE NO ONE TO ROOT FOR!
Stew-O: NIKKI KIMURA IS STILL IN THIS!!!! SAORI’S WIDE EYED AS SHE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT NIKKI IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!! Now Aizen is back up to her feet, breathing heavily as she’s had to remain the last elitist standing for her own team and has gotten so far! Nikki’s slowly bringing her own head upward while Saori’s got Kimura exactly where she needs her as well! With the opportunity presenting itself once more… SAORI RUSHES FORWARD WITH ‘RAIMEI HAKKE’—
Gavin Kirkland: KIMURA RUSHES FORWARD WITH THE TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS BEFORE AIZEN COULD NAIL THE KNEE—AND BRINGING DOWN TO KEEP ‘THE HOOLIGAN SPECIAL’ APPLIED!!! THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS NOW LOCKED IN AS SAORI IS STRUGGLING TO BRINGING HERSELF OUT OF IT!!! NIKKI’S WRENCHING HER ARM BACK AS MUCH AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN AS SAORI’S STRUGGLING BEYOND BELIEF!!!!
Stew-O: THERE MAY NO ESCAPING HERE! SAORI’S HAND IS HOVERING OVER THE MAT AS IT SEEMS THE PAIN IS BECOMING TOO MUCH FOR HER!! AIZEN’S BATTLING WITH HERSELF BUT IT SEEMS—
Persephone: SHE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP HERE!!!! IT’S ALL OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: AIZEN SHIFTS HER OWN WEIGHT TO BRING NIKKI BACKWARD & OVER ONTO HER OWN SHOULDERS WITH ALL OF HER ENERGY LEFT!!! NIKKI’S KICKING HER LEGS UP BUT THE REFEREE COUNTS!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: SHE ESCAPES!! NIKKI’S WIDE EYED AS SHE’S MOVING HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET, TURNING HERSELF AROUND AS SHE RUSHES FORWARD WITH A KNEE—
Gavin Kirkland: ‘THUNDERCLAP NOVA’!!!! THE ELBOW CATCHES NIKKI OFF GUARD AS SHE DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT!! SAORI DOESN’T WASTE ANOTHER SECOND SCRAMBLING UP TO THE TOP IN ONE SWIFT LEAP, NOT LOOKING BACK FOR A SECOND AS SHE SOARS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Stew-O: FOR ‘HORIZON OF A CAPTIVATING SKANDHA’!!!!! THE MOONSAULT LANDS AS SAORI HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF DIVIDE & CONQUER…. SAORIIIIII AIZEN!!!
Persephone: Did they seriously just fumble that???
Gavin Kirkland: After being met with a one against three situation, Saori Aizen finds a way to power through a tumultuous battle & come out on top! Nikki did all that she could here after Auburn’s interference cost Miku her own chance at winning this match, but despite the great effort, Saori just wanted this that much more tonight!
Stew-O: There’s no understating the victory that Saori has earned herself here tonight, making good on her words as she’s able to outlast the entire field in order to gain her first marquee victory here in EAW! Congratulations to Saori Aizen!
(‘Let Me Hear’ can be heard throughout the speakers as Saori Aizen is slowly rising back up to her own feet, with the referee raising her hand in victory as she’s breathing heavily, while repping the bruises & damages from the match. She sports a defiant grin on her own face as she enjoys the victory, with Nikki leaning herself beside the corner in disappointment as the scene fades.)
(The final match graphic of the night appears.)
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( DING! DING! DING! )
Gina Romano: The following is an ELIMINATION FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!!! and it is for the EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
( “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics blasts through the speakers and the Olympic Stadium is immediately engulfed with loud boos. Harper Lee ascends onto the stage, exuding in her usual pomp and splendor. She stands on the stage and soaks in the negative reaction, fueling her ego before she begins to make her way towards the ring. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 118 pounds.. SHE IS “THE STAR PLAYER,” HAAARRRPEERRR LEEEE!!!
Deadprez: This all started back in mid-August where Kennedy Street set to determine the next challenger for TLA’s EAW Answers World Championship in a Casino Battle Royale match. It would go down in pandemonium, with all three challengers in this match having their feet connected to the floor at the same exact time.
Eve: Street quickly found a solution and decided to award Harper Lee, Ryan Joseph Wilson, and Ruler the opportunity to challenge TLA here tonight, and it has been weeks of them putting each other’s merit to question. One believes they deserve this opportunity more than the other, another feels like this should be a singles match, but at last, tonight is the opportunity for them to really see who is the biggest threat to the reign of TLA.
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee, right behind TLA, is the most accomplished competitor in this match, having the experience of successfully challenging for the world championship. She has continued to find herself with immense success since her time as EAW Universal Women’s Championship, and many are wondering if this is finally her time to reclaim her spot as the throne, and call herself the new EAW Answers World Champion.
( Harper Lee continues to revel in her superiority complex while her theme song is eventually replaced by “Ole” by The Bouncing Souls. Her face is soon slightly overcome with disgust, but the crowd doesn’t feel the same as they welcome the sight of Ryan Joseph Wilson. Ryan Wilson stomps into view, making his presence known and psyching himself up to the roar of the crowd. Harper shakes her head, and Wilson notices from a distance and points, yelling that he belongs here and will finally get the gold that he has worked so hard for. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENTS! First! From Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds.. HE IS “THE WORKHORSE,” RYYAAAAAAN WIIILLLSOONNN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson, physically and objectively, is the grizzled veteran in this match. He has been fighting for his life in this company for nearly a decade, yet a prize as prestigious as the EAW Answers World Championship has eluded his career in its entirety. Tonight, he has another opportunity to silence the critics and to prove to not only himself, but to everyone else that he is world championship material.
Eve: The self-proclaimed resident Workhorse has been through a lot in the past year, and so has everyone else in this match. Him, along with Harper Lee and Ruler are still trying to find their footing after their successful runs in the tag team picture, TLA took the pressure of holding the throne last minute and has done it wonderfully. This match serves as a milestone for all four competitors to prove themselves. TLA wants to prove that he still has what it takes to hang with the new superstars. Harper Lee wants to prove that she did not peak at POTARA. Ruler proving that he is more than a tag team wrestler, and along with Ryan Wilson, to level up past their accomplishments as New Breed Champion.
Gavin Kirkland: To me, Ryan Joseph Wilson has the most to prove in this match. Most of everyone in that locker room thinks that he is a loser, and I do as well, but I believe in him and have faith that he can turn that around and get the prize that has eluded him in his entire career. If he doesn’t turn it around tonight or anytime soon, Kennedy might trade him for some food.. and might I make a suggestion.. A DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE?!?!
( Ryan Wilson jumps into the ring and begins to hawk back to Harper Lee’s disrespect. The referee stands in between them as they are interrupted by “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac. The Olympic Stadium erupts in a thunderous reaction as TLA bursts onto the stage wearing his EAW Answers World Championship with pride. He travels on both sides of the stage, riling up both sides of the stadium before he stops and raises his championship title overhead to pyro. )
Gina Romano: RESIDING IN THE POON PALACE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA… Weighing in at 210 pounds.. HE IS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, “LA PANTERA SEXUAL,” T!!!! L!!!!! A!!!!
Eve: Like Ryan Wilson, what has been the fuel to TLA’s Hall of Fame success is adversity. Do you know how many people told TLA no? Do you know how many believed TLA couldn’t get to the position he is in right now? Many have misconceived TLA for how he carries himself so nonchalantly, and have seen him as nothing but a comedian. But, fast forward to now. TLA has proven that he is not a joke. He is a world champion, and that championship around his waist cements that fact.
Deadprez: Ever since he won back the EAW Answers World Championship at Pain For Pride against Ms. Extreme, TLA has made it a mission to prove that he deserves to be in that position and that there is no one more worthy of it than him. And might I say, he has been firing on all cylinders in that mission thus far. His first test as champion was a huge one, a tough one, as he was locked inside that steel cage with Charlie Marr, where he was able to just be a bit more resilient to leave Midsummer Massacre as your world champion.
Gavin Kirkland: TLA faces another formidable challenge tonight, and it just might be even tougher as he doesn’t even need to be the last one pinned to lose his EAW Answers World Championship. TLA must survive three eliminations to leave South Korea still as your EAW Answers World Champion, and it will be at the expense of three hungry elitists who are biting at the chomps to prove that they deserve to be in this position more. But like Eve said, TLA thrives being held under adversity, and tonight will be no different.
( TLA flaunts his EAW Answers World Championship to Ryan Wilson and Harper Lee, and raises it on the top turnbuckle once more before the lights go out. “Prices” by Lil Uzi Vert echoes throughout the Olympic Stadium. This prompts for a huge reaction from the Korean crowd, to where the stage dimly spotlights hooded druids hoisting Ruler above them on the stage. Ruler solemnly looks out to the crowd, looking more focused than ever before signaling his druids to take him further towards the ring. )
Gina Romano: From The Reserved, Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 230 pounds.. HE IS THE RULER… OF EEEEVERRRYTHININNNGG!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at Charlie Manson and his women… Do you think Lil Uzi Vert is in one of those hoods?
Deadprez: I think those druids are too tall to be Lil Uzi Vert, but while we are on the topic of that hip-hop sensation, Ruler as he descends to the ring with all this mystic, and this aura, and this energy, he believes that he is the good that Elite Answers Wrestling has been longing for so long… and for a man who designates himself as the Ruler of Everything, he has an opportunity tonight to make that prophecy reality because becoming the EAW Answers World Champion, that makes you exactly that.
( The druids continue to slowly bring Ruler towards the ring, but the Revolutionizer doesn’t seem to be a hurry. )
Gavin Kirkland: “I just went up in my price!” Ruler has undoubtedly found himself the most comfortable he has ever been in his career. Backed by his fellow followers of the NICHOLISM, Ruler has belief. Ruler has faith. Ruler has a support system. Ruler feels more determined than ever, and I feel like that is going to play a huge part in this match.. And when it is all said and done. Ruler is going to have something to show for his strong beliefs and that is the EAW Answers World Championship.. and he is going to go up in price.. A price higher than of Ryan Joseph Wilson… A price higher than TLA.. A price higher than Harper Lee.. A price that everyone will be gunning to go over…
( TLA, Harper Lee, and Ryan Wilson begin to look unimpressed, and has their patience tested as the druids stops Ruler at the end of the ramp for him to raise his hands and soak in the atmosphere in the Olympic Stadium. )
Eve: Ruler taking his time with these druids, almost on purpose. You are very right that Ruler seems to be operating with more intention and direction than ever.. and those druids are evidence of that fact!
Gavin Kirkland: Yes Eve! Those drui–
( POW )
Deadprez: TLA JUST SOARED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND JUST FLOORED RULER AND ALL OF HIS DRUIDS WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!!
( After TLA descends onto Ruler and his druids with a Tope Con Hilo, he rushes up to his feet and throws Ruler into the ring. The referee waits for both men to get up to their feet before ringing the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: And the referee has called for the bell! And Ruler, still discombobulated after being rudely interrupted in his entrance by the world champion, leans against the corner and EATS A BIG MEXICAN UPPERCUT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! TLA stomps him down, meanwhile Harper Lee takes advantage of the situation and sideswipes Ryan Joseph Wilson with a kick to the midsection! THIS FATAL FOUR WAY IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!
Deadprez: Wilson turns it around and overwhelms Harper into the corner whereas Ruler retreats with the champion in pursuit. Wilson irish whips Harper towards the opposite corner, Harper reverses it and Wilson collides into the turnbuckles instead. Harper sprints in, eats a knee into the midsection, giving Wilson the time to sit on the top turnbuckle in preparation for an aerial assault–BUT HARPER LEAPS UP AND THROWS HIM OFF HIS FOUNDATION WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT DROPKICK!!
Eve: Ryan Wilson tumbles off the turnbuckles and spills out onto the ringside floor, where Ruler has just driven TLA into the barricade! AND BLASTS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT STUNS HIM FOR A MOMENT! Harper Lee slingshots herself over the top rope for a crossbody.. CAUGHT INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY ON WILSON!! AND LEE NOW CLINGS ONTO THE ROPES, WITH WILSON TRYING TO BREAK THE CONNECTION!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson finally detaches her from the ropes, but Harper uses the momentum to leave his shoulders and land on her feet! AND HARPER WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE JAW OF WILSON!! Harper Lee turns him around and wraps both arms around the waist… and wants a german suplex! Wilson blocks the attempt, breaking the waist lock and bringing his elbow back! Lee ducks under the elbow, and THROWS WILSON INTO THE BARRICADE WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Deadprez: Harper Lee might be the smallest competitor in this match, but she has made a career out of greatly adapting to that, and he used the momentum of Wilson’s back elbow to toss him into the barricade with an exploder suplex. And Lee turns around, and SHE EATS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION from Ruler and gets thrown into the ring.
Eve: Ruler trails behind her in the ring and leans her up into the corner turnbuckle! Ruler with a big forearm smash to the jaw, before he IRISH WHIPS HARPER INTO THE ROPES!! AND RULER IS ON THE RECEIVING END… GOES FOR A BIG ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! RULER SWINGS!! BUT LEE DUCKED RIGHT UNDER THE FOOT!! DIVES IN BETWEEN THE ROPES!! AND FLATTENS THE WORLD CHAMPION ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!!
Deadprez: Ruler can’t believe she did that, as HE TURNS TO THE SIDE!! AND HE GETS FLANKED WITH A PRECISION FOREARM SMASH FROM THE TOP ROPE FROM WILSON!! Wilson back in the match just like that, as he waits for him for Ruler to return back to a vertical base.
Eve: Ruler is back up to his feet, prompting Wilson to scoop him up onto his shoulders! Ruler slides down his back and onto his feet, wraps the arms around the waist and pushes Wilson into the ropes! Meanwhile, Harper has found herself in the same area on the apron! Wilson held onto the ropes as he expected an O’Connor Roll! Ruler held on! AND HARPER SLINGSHOTS OVER THE ROPES AND DIVES OVER WILSON, AND OVER ONTO RULER TO BRING HIM DOWN INTO A SUNSET PIN!
RULER SITS IN AND HARPER GETS PINNED DOWN INSTEAD!
ON-
Deadprez: WILSON KICKS RULER IN THE FACE, ALLOWING HARPER TO SWITCH POSITIONS AND RETURN TO THE SUNSET PIN! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ON-
Eve: RULER DIVES OVER HARPER AND SMOTHERS WILSON ON THE CANVAS WITH A BRIDGING JACKKNIFE COVER OFF THE SUNSET PIN!!
ONE!!
TWO!!!!
Eve: All three challengers get up to their feet at the same time! AND WILSON WITH A THRUST KICK! BUT RULER BLOCKS THE FOOT AND HOLDS ONTO IT! HE SEES HARPER IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR, SWINGS WILSON’S FOOT INTO HER DIRECTION!!
Deadprez: AND HARPER WALKS RIGHT INTO THE FOOT!! AND RULER HOISTS WILSON UP!! AND CLOCKS HIM WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!! AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LIFTING HIM UP INTO A SPIN-OUT SPINEBUSTER!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA SOARS FROM THE SKIES AND CRUSHES RULER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SENSATIONAL CROSSBODY! AND NOW TLA RUNS THE ROPES!! AND CHARGES RIGHT INTO HARPER WHO JUST GOT UP TO HER FEET! AND TLA SWIPES HER WITH A KICK TO THE FACE, IMMEDIATELY REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES AND TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO RYAN WILSON!
Deadprez: AND RYAN WILSON TURNS AROUND! AND GETS HIT WITH A MEXICAN UPPERCUT THAT EXPLODES HIM INTO THE CORNER!! RULER TURNS TLA AROUND! BUT RULER EATS A FOREARM SMASH!! AND NOW TLA GOES AROUND THE WAIST, HOLDS HIS WRIST AND TWIRLS HIM AROUND! AND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A RIPCORD MEXICAN UPPERCUT!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson, Harper Lee, and Ruler are alone in their own corners as TLA stands in the middle of the ring. A lightbulb appears over his head as he STARTS RUNNING INTO THE CORNERS!! AND HE SMASHES WILSON WITH A CORNER MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! AND LEE GETS HER TURN AT A MEXICAN UPPERCUT! AND RULER GETS SMASHED WITH ONE!! AND TLA RESTARTS THE CYCLE! WILSON!! HARPER! RULER! WILSON! HARPER! RULER! WILSON! HARPER!
AND TLA WITH ONE MORE RUNNING CORNER UPPERCUT TO RULE–
Deadprez: RULER GETS HIS FOOT UP!! BUT TLA HAD IT SCOUTED AND BLOCKED HIS REVERSAL!! BUT RULER HEEL KICKS HIS WRIST AWAY!! AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE JAW!! TLA IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!! BUT RIGHT BEFORE RULER COULD SUPPLEMENT THE KNEE, HARPER WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RULER GETS UNCEREMONIOUSLY SENT BACK INTO THE CORNER!! AND RYAN COMES FROM THE SHADOWS AND PLUCKS HARPER OFF THE GROUND AFTER THE DROPKICK!! AND DEPOSITS HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!
Eve: WILSON GETS UP TO HIS FEET! BUT HE SUDDENLY GETS BOTH OF HIS ARMS HOOKED!! AND THE WORLD CHAMPION DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP TIGER SUPLEX!!
Deadprez: AND TLA TURNS AROUND!! AND RULER GRABS HIS THROAT!! LIFTS HIM UP!! AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON WITH A CHOKESLAM!
Eve: Ruler sees Ryan Wilson and Harper Lee scurry away from the ring as he zeroes in on the world champion. Imagine how impactful it would be if TLA was the first person to be eliminated in this match! I don’t even know if that has ever happened in the history of this sport, but Ruler is not opposed to making history tonight. Ruler climbs to the top turnbuckle and lingers there as the world champion regains his footing!
Deadprez: AND RULER LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE IS LOOKING FOR THE CATCH THE RAINBOW METEORA!!!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA ROLLED OUT OF HARM’S WAY!! AND RULER STICKS THE LANDING AND ROLLS BACK ONTO HIS FEET!! BUT HARPER LEE SHOOTS OUT FROM THE ROPES!! AND BULLETS THROUGH HIS MIDSECTION WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! RULER ROLLS AWAY!! AND NOW HARPER AND TLA COLLIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: TLA GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! HARPER DUCKS UNDER!! AND SHE GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! AND LOOKS FOR THE OLYMPIC SLAM!! CAN HARPER HOIST TLA UP FOR THE RAGNAROK!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOPE!! TOO SMALL!! AND TLA NOW MUSCLES HARPER OUT AND THROWS HER INTO THE ROPES!! TLA WITH A PUNCH!! NO!! HARPER DUCKS UNDER!! REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND SHOOTS UP INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!
Deadprez: AND TLA INTERCEPTS WHATEVER SHE HAD IN PLAN WITH A MEXICAN UPPERCUT IN MID-AIR!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW RYAN WILSON SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DESCENDS ONTO TLA–
Deadprez: AND WILSON DESCENDS RIGHT INTO A MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! WHAT A COUNTER!!
Eve: AND NOW LA PANTERA SEXUAL!! GETTING IDEAS IN HIS MIND AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Ryan Wilson is laid out in the center of the ring, perfect position for I believe TLA IS GOING TO HIT THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
AND THE WORLD CHAMPION IS PERCHE–
Deadprez: RULER COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND SWEEPS THE LEGS OF THE CHAMPION!! AND TLA LANDS GROIN FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, LEAVING HIM IN A VULNERABLE POSITION AS RULER JOINS HIM UP THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: Ruler begins to degrade him with forearm smashes in the precarious position, as he seems to be wanting a move so big that could potentially wipe the world champion out of this match in the first round… and RULER LOOKING FOR AN AVALANCHE DDT!! WILL OF NICHOLAS!!
Deadprez: TLA blocks it by throwing fists into the midsection of the challenger! Ruler momentarily stops his attempt as TLA starts to chip away at him with quick jabs! BUT RULER QUICKLY REELS BACK WITH A RIGHT HOOK! AND NOW TLA HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN A POSITION WHERE HIS REIGN AS EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION CAN COME CRASHING DOWN!!
Eve: BUT HARPER LEE!! THE PARTY POOPER THAT SHE ALWAYS IS!! SHE TUGS ONTO RULER FROM THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!! BUT RULER JERKS HIS FOOT DOWN AND DRIVES IT INTO THE FACE OF LEE!! LEE GETS HER FACE CAVED IN AS SHE REELS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Deadprez: AND THAT SHEER DISTRACTION FROM HARPER LEE ALLOWED TLA TO RECOVER AND PICK RULER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!
AND TLA FLIES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN AVALANCHE POWERBOOOM-
Gavin Kirkland: RULER TURNS THE TIDES AND REVERSES IT INTO AN AVALANCHE FRANKENSTEINER!!
Deadprez: ….
Eve: AND THE CHAMPION ADAPTS MID-FLIGHT!! AND CATCHES HARPER LEE ON THE WAY DOWN!! AND SPIKES HER DOWN INTO A DRAGON-RANA!! SHOULDERS DOWN!!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
TH-
Deadprez: HARPER LEE POWERS OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT!! AND TLA HAS NO TIME TO THINK AS HE GETS HIS SKULL DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE SPACE CADET HURRICANRANA DRIVER!! RULER QUICKLY ROLLS HIM OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
TH-
Eve: Tut. Tut. Ruler is going to have to deal more damage to TLA if he wants a chance at taking the EAW Answers World Championship away from him. And he knows that. And he recognizes that he needs to continue to apply pressure here as he brings TLA up to his feet!
Deadprez: AND RULER DROPS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!!! BLOODRAYNE MAKAH–
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! RULER GETS TAKEN BY SURPRISE AS TLA SHOVES HIS RIGHT HAND INTO HIS MOUTH!!! MANDIBLE CLAW COURTESY OF LA PANTERA SEXUAL AS RULER’S PLANS TO END TLA JUST GOT SCRAMBLED!! AND MEANWHILE, RULER IS SCRAMBLING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HIS NEXT MOVE IS!
Deadprez: AND RULER HAS AN IDEA!! BUT HE IS UNABLE TO ENACT THAT IDEA AS HE EATS A HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW FROM RYAN JOSEPH WILSON!! And Wilson follows it up with a flush superkick to the champion! Harper turns him around! AND WILSON TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!!!
Eve: WILSON IS EN FEU AS HE NOW LOOKS TO COMPLETE HIS FOUR HIT COMBO WITH A SUPLEX DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER WITH HARPER!! Wilson pulls her in and hoists her up into a suplex positio–
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER HOVERS OVER WILSON WHILST IN THE SUPLEX POSITION!! AND REVERSES IT INTO THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS BACKBREAKER!! WHAT A COUNTER AS HARPER QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! Harper Lee had his number there, refusing from letting him connect with the FOUR HIT COMBO and almost crushing his dreams at becoming EAW Answers World Champion with the HOUSE OF BALLOONS backstabber! Harper Lee starts slowly brushing him with stomps to the face, taunting Wilson. I don’t know if it is wise to light a flame under the ass of Ryan Wilson, as you might be better off then!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, look at what happened to Xander Payne when you light a fire under the asshole of Ryan Wilson! And now Harper continues to disrespect the super senior and ups the ante and delivers a VISCOUS KICK TO THE FACE!! And Harper goes for another kick! BUT WILSON WITH A BIG PUNCH THAT LEVELS HARPER TO THE GROUND!!
Eve: AND NOW WILSON PULLS HARPER UP TO HER FEET! AND HOLDS HER FROM THE BACK!! AND LOOKS TO SPIN HER INTO THE LA BOMBE BLUE!! BUT HARPER FLIPS OVER AND LANDS ON HER FEET!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND HARPER CATCHES WILSON WITH YET ANOTHER HOUSE OF BALLOONS BACKSTABBER!!
Deadprez: WAIT! NO!! WILSON MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO HARPER’S ANKLES AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO CONNECT WITH THE DOUBLE-KNEE BACKBREAKER!! AND HE TURNS AROUND, TWISTS THE LEGS, STEPS IN AND APPLIES THE SHARPSHOOTER ON HARPER LEE!!
Eve: HARPER LEE COULD GO OUT VIA SUBMISSION RIGHT NOW!! I DON’T THINK HER EGO WILL LET HER DO THAT AS SHE QUICKLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE ROPES!! BUT, THIS IS A FATAL FOUR WAY, THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK AS LEE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FEEL THE PAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER IS NOW THREE-THIRDS OUT OF THE RING, WITH THE REST OF HER BODY HANGING FROM THE TOP AS RYAN WILSON REFUSES TO LET GO OF THIS SHARPSHOOTER!! HE IS TAKING A PAGE OUT OF HIS OLD CHAINED FURY MATE! HE IS NOT PULLING OUT!
Eve: AND RYAN WILSON CONTINUES TO APPLY THIS SHARPSHOOTER.. UNTIL RULER DROPS DOWN BESIDE HIM AND PUTS HIM INTO A CROSSFACE!! MONARCHY ESCAPE IS APPLIED!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILSON HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO OF THE SHARPSHOOTER AS NOW HE IS IN TROUBLE!! CAN RYAN WILSON BE THE FIRST PERSON TO GO OUT IN THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: NO!! RYAN WILSON ROLLS AROUND AND DEADLIFTS RULER UP OFF THE CANVAS!! AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE LA BOMB BLUE!! SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB AS BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! Ryan Wilson almost thought he had the best of Ruler in this match to eliminate him, but Ruler keeps raging on. And Wilson regains his footing and thinks of his next move. Ruler also regains his footing and turns around, and WILSON FLOORS HIM BY THE LEGS! AND LOOKS TO STEP INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER! CAN IT BE?!!
Eve: NO!! RULER WITH THE POWER OF BOTH LEGS THRUST WILSON THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING!! RULER GAINS DISTANCE AWAY FROM WILSON AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! AND RULER KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND GRABS THE HEAD!! AND HE GOES FOR THE DDT!! HE WANTS THE WILL OF NICHOLAS!
Deadprez: Wilson spins out of it AND KNEES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION!! BEFORE HOOKING HIM UP INTO SMALL PACKAGE POSITION!! SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND WILSON CONNECTS WITH THE MIC DROP!!
Eve: RULER REVERSES THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER INTO A DDT OUT OF THIN AIR! WILL OF NICHOLAS DRILLS THE FELLOW CHALLENGER AS RULER MUSTERS OVER FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THR-
Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! We have slowly arrived into the part of this match where everyone is at each other’s throats, constantly in an upmanship game. Ruler gets up to his feet and yanks Ryan Wilson up to a vertical base! AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!! THE BLOODRAYNE MAKER! CAN HE HIT IT!
Eve: NO! WILSON SUDDENLY PUSHES HIM AWAY FROM HIM!! AND RYAN WILSON GOES FOR A KICK!! BUT RULER GRABS HIS FOOT AND SWINGS IT AWAY!! AND RULER NOW SWINGS HIS FOOT!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE REVOLUTIONIZER!! SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS!!
Deadprez: WHAT! WILSON JUMPED UP AT THE RIGHT TIME!! AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! AND IMMEDIATELY CLOBBERED HIM WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH ON THE WAY DOWN!! SUPERMAN PUNCH 2.4!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND RULER REELS OUT OF THE RING AND IS LAID OUT ON THE APRON!! AND WILSON REGAINING HIS FOOTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE TLA NOW TURNS HIM AROUND!! AND TLA BLASTS HIM WITH A HUGE PIMP SLAP TO THE FACE!!!
Deadprez: BUT RYAN WILSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND CONNECTS WITH AN EVEN TOUGHER SLAP OF HIS OWN!!!! BUT HE SLAPPED TLA RIGHT IN THE TORSO RATHER THAN THE FACE!! AND TLA GOES DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Joseph Wilson just slapped the meat off the chest bone of the EAW Answers World Champion! And he should be taking advantage of this right now!
( Ryan Joseph Wilson, while waiting for TLA to get up behind him, raises his fists for his signature taunt. )
Ryan Joseph Wilson: (off-mic) R!!!!
Ryan Joseph Wilson: (off-mic) JAY!!!!
Ryan Joseph Wilson: (off-mic) DU-
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO!! TLA CLOCKS HIM WITH THE CARTEL KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! WHAT AN IDIOT!
Eve: Ryan Wilson is taken back a couple of steps as he doesn’t get completely knocked down. He leans up against the ropes, towards the side where Ruler is shaking off the cobwebs after being obliterated by the Superman Punch 2.4!!
Deadprez: AND TLA CHARGES INTO RYAN WILSON!! WILSON KNEELS DOWN AND LOOKS TO SEND TLA FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE! TLA INDEED GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT HE SPRINGS OFF THE BACK OF THE STAGGERED RULER!! AND USES IT TO PROPEL HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! AND TRAPS WILSON IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS ON THE WAY DOWN!! AND HE PLOPS HIM UP!!
Deadprez: AND TLA PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE DESMADRE REBOUND SITOUT POWERBOMB!! HE’S GOT HIM TO THE MAT!
ONEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON GETS HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!! MEANWHILE, RULER LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND CRUSHES TLA INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE METEORA!!! CATCH THE RAINBOW CONNECTS!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE WORLD CHAMPION IS RESILIENT YET AGAIN!! RULER ALMOST HAD HIM!! Ryan Wilson rolls out of the ring, and this gives Ruler all of the spotlight to get rid of the champion for once and for all! AND NOW RULER HAS HIM UP ON HIS FEET!! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND!!
AND RULER PULLS HIM DOWN FOR THE BLOODRAYNE MAK–
Eve: AGGGGHH!! TLA ONE STEP AHEAD, GRABS HIS ARM AND FLOORS HIM WITH A FLYING CROSS ARMBREAKER!! CROSSED PATHS IS APPLIED ON THE CHALLENGER!! THIS IS SPELLING A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR RULER!! HE NEEDS TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THE CROSSED PATHS A.S.A.P!!
Deadprez: We have witnessed TLA make a career out of using the Crossed Paths cross armbreaker, and Ruler needs to be wary. Will he prioritize the longevity of his career or winning the EAW Answers World Championship?? TLA continues to stretch out the arm, and Ruler is trying to get off the ground!
Eve: Ruler tries to pry the legs away from his arm to loosen the grip, BUT TLA LETS GO OF HIS LEFT FOOT, SOLELY TO REPEATEDLY NAIL RULER IN THE FACE WITH QUICK KICKS! AND THIS SOFTENS THE CHALLENGER, AND TLA GOES BACK TO FULLY LOCKING IN THE ARMBAR!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RULER ALMOST INSTINCTIVELY LOCKS HIS HANDS, AND NOW TLA QUICKLY KICKS THE MONKEY GRIP! AND HE DOES AND NOW RULER IS IN DEEP DISH TROUBLE!!
Eve: RULER HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE SUBMITS!!
Deadprez: NOOOO!! TWO DRUIDS JUST BOMBARDED THE RING AND INTERCEPTED THE CROSSED PATHS!! AND NOW TLA LETS GO AS HE IS SUBJECTED TO A MUDHOLE STOMP FROM RULER’S FOLLOWERS!! JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT TLA TOOK CARE OF THEM AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS MATCH!
Eve: Ruler favours his left arm, after being put through such strain in the armbreaker, while TLA is being pulled apart by rabid dogs! Ruler was just about to throw his opportunity out of the window, but his druids saved the day!
Gavin Kirkland: Ruler uses the ropes to get up to his feet, still greatly affected in the left arm as he demands his Druids to bring TLA up to his feet!
Deadprez: AND RULER WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!
Ruler: (off-mic) It is time for this company to get the EAW Answers World Champion that it deserves!
Gavin Kirkland: AND RULER NOW WITH ANOTHER DISRESPECTFUL SLAP TO THE FACE OF THE HALL OF FAMER! AND TLA HAS NO ESCAPE AS HE IS BEING TIED DOWN BY THE DRUIDS!!
( While TLA is being constructed by the druids, Ruler sets him up for the finishing blow. )
Deadprez: RULER SPINS AROUND! REVOLUTIONIZER!!
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Gavin Kirkland: IT CONNECTS!!
Eve: BUT NOT ON TLA!!
Deadprez: TLA BROKE FREE OF THE DRUIDS!! AND THREW A DRUID RIGHT INTO HARM’S WAY! AND RULER JUST INADVERTENTLY KNOCKED OUT ONE OF HIS DRUIDS WITH THE REVOLUTIONIZER SPINNING HEEL KICK!!
Gavin Kirkland: RULER STANDS THERE IN DISBELIEF! AND THE SECOND DRUID TURNS TLA AROUND!! BUT IT EATS AN MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!
Eve: TLA IS EN FUEGO AS HE ROARS AFTER DISPOSING OFF THE LAST OF THE DRUIDS.
Deadprez: BUT TLA TOOK HIS ATTENTION OFF RULER WHILE DISPOSING OF THE DRUIDS! OH NO!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND RULER SWEEPS IN AND POPS HIM WITH THE BLOODRAYNE MAKER!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS! CAN WE PROMISE A NEW CHAMPION HERE IN SOUTH KOREA!!
ONNEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Eve: TLA GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! RULER CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE WAS A MILLISECOND AWAY FROM ELIMINATING THE CHAMPION AND IT WASN’T ENOUGH!!
Deadprez: AND RULER IS APOPLECTIC!! HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND PULLS ON HIS HAIR, AND HE SEES TLA SHOWING LIFE AND DECIDES TO PULL OUT HIS NEXT MOVE!
Ruler: (off-mic) ALL RISE!
( The previously taken out druids emerge at ringside before they enter the ring and circle TLA. )
Ruler: (off-mic) ATTACK!
Deadprez: FOUR, FIVE, SIX, OF THE DRUIDS JUST SPAWNED OUT OF THIN AIR AND IS NOW LAYING THE SHOWDOWN ON THE WORLD CHAMPION! COME ON! HOW FAIR IS THIS! RULERS DRUIDS IS TEARING HIM APART!
Gavin Kirkland: RULER IS JUST LAUGHING AS HE SEES THE CHAMPION BE RIPPED APART!
( Ryan Wilson looks into the ring and stays out of sight. Harper, however, can be heard laughing at what is happening to TLA. )
Harper Lee: (off-mic) :mjlol: HAHA! COULDN’T BE ME!
Ruler: (off-mic) Are you sure about that?
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Wait a sec-
Gavin Kirkland: RULER POINTS HIS FINGER AND SENDS HALF OF THE DRUIDS INSIDE THE RING TO LEAVE AND TARGET HARPER LEE!!
Deadprez: Harper Lee’s massive ego has gotten her in a terrible situation once again as she takes a couple of steps back. She is blocked in by the druids and DECIDES TO RUN RIGHT INTO THE DIRECTION OF WILSON, WHO WAS TRYING TO NOT GET INVOLVED IN RULER’S BUSINESS!!
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) NO!
Deadprez: AND HARPER LEE LEADS ALL OF THE DRUIDS TOWARDS HERSELF AND RYAN WILSON!! AND WILSON HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO DEFEND HIM AND FIGHT THE DRUIDS!! MEANWHILE, HARPER DECIDES TO JOIN IN AS WELL!!
Gavin Kirkland: IN THE RING, TLA IS STARTING TO FIGHT BACK AND TAKE DOWN THE DRUIDS!! TLA WITH ANOTHER MEXICAN UPPERCUT! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND HE TAKES DOWN THE LAST DRUID IN THE RING!
Eve: AND THERE IS A CROWD OF PEOPLE ON THE OUTSIDE! HARPER AND WILSON ARE TRYING THEIR BEST NOT TO BE OVERWHELMED BY THE WAVE OF DRUIDS!!
Deadprez: AND RULER COMES FROM BEHIND!! TLA STEPS TO THE SIDE AND THROWS RULER OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND RULER MANAGES TO PLUMMET INTO EVERYONE ON THE RINGSIDE!! ALL THE BODIES GO DOWN AS TLA IS IN THE ONLY PERSON LEFT STANDING IN THE RING!
Eve: RULER’S PLAN TO TAKEOVER THIS MATCH USING THIS DRUIDS HAS TERRIBLY FAILED! AND NOW TLA HAS SOMETHING CRAZY PLANNED IN HIS MIND!
( While the challengers and the druids are slowly getting up to their feet at ringside, TLA ascends the farthest corner and begins to walk the ropes. )
Eve: TLA IS QUITE LITERALLY WALKING THE WALK!! AS HE TRAVELS ACROSS THE ROPES!!! AND THEN HE NOW SOARS INTO THE SKY!!!
Gavin Kirkland: **OH MY GOD!! AND HE TAKES OUT EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE YET AGAIN WITH A HUGE ROPE-WALK TOPE CON HILO!!!**
Deadprez: WHAT A BIG MATCH MOVE FROM THE EAW HALL OF FAMER.. BUT WAIT! RULER TOOK A STEP BACK AND WAS NOT AFFECTED BY THE CHAOS AS HE NOW GRABS RYAN WILSON AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING!
Eve: All the bodies are down and out at ringside while Ruler looks to take advantage and DISPOSE OF RYAN WILSON!! AND NOW RULER PULLS RYAN WILSON UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH THE BLOODRAYNE MAKER!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! RYAN WILSON DROPS HIM DOWN BY THE LEGS!! AND HE TWISTS AND SITS INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!! THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN!! RULER IS IN TROUBLE!
Deadprez: Ruler has found himself in yet another submission hold, and this time, he has no druids to get him out of this mess! Ruler begins to dig his fingernails into the canvas and stroke his way towards the ropes! HE KNOWS THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK, BUT THIS IS BEST WAY OF ESCAPING THE SHARPSHOOTER!!
Eve: RULER IS JUST AN INCH AWAY FROM THE ROPES!! RYAN WILSON IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER!
Deadprez: AND RULER GRABS THE ROPES–
Eve: JOURNEY’S END!! HARPER GRABBED RULER’S HAND AND ADMINISTERS THE CHICKENWING OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE ONTO HIM!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY!! RULER IS BEING SUBJECTED TO THE JOURNEY’S END AND SHARPSHOOTER AT THE SAME TIME!!! HOW CAN HE GET OUT OF THIS!
Eve: RULER IS WRITHING IN PAIN!! THERE IS NO DRUIDS TO GET HIM OUT OF THIS MESS!! AND HARPER AND RYAN ALMOST WORKING SIMULTANEOUSLY TO GETTING REVENGE ON RULER!
Deadprez: AND RULER TAPS OUT!!
Gina Romano: RULER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: HARPER AND RYAN JUST TOOK OUT RULER FROM THIS MATCH! AS THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Gavin Kirkland: Incredible feat by Harper Lee and Ryan Joseph Wilson as they worked in tandem to destroy Ruler! And now Harper and Wilson with an aura-off in the middle of the ring! Wilson breaks his neck having to look down as HARPER SWINGS FIRST FOR THE DRAGON FIST!!
Deadprez: WILSON SIDESTEPPED HER AND GRABS HER FROM BEHIND!! LA BOMBE BLUE!! NO!! HARPER FLIPS OVER OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND LANDS ON HER FEET!! AND WILSON GETS BLASTED WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!! WILSON FALTERS INTO THE CORNER WHERE HARPER NOW CONTINUES TO GAS THE PEDAL!
Eve: Harper Lee charges into the corner! BUT SHE IS MET WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK FROM RYAN WILSON!! AND NOW RYAN RUNS THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN WILSON CONNECTS WITH THE RUNNING KNEE.. AND HE NOW FALLS INTO THE SUPERMAN PUNCH 2.4!!!
Deadprez: DRAGON FIST!!! WILSON SUCCEEDED WITH THE RUNNING KNEE!! BUT HE USUALLY FALLS AND HITS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH RIGHT AFTER!! BUT HARPER DID HER HOMEWORK AND BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH, NO PUN INTENDED!
Eve: Harper Lee slowing down the pace of this match as he disrespectfully grabs Wilson by his beard and starts talking trash on him!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Let’s face it! You’re never touching the world championship! And you should’ve never been in this match! Because that casino battle royale should’ve been mine!
Deadprez: **AND HARPER LEE NOW THROWS RYAN WILSON OVER THE TOP ROPE, POSSIBLY SENDING A MESSAGE THAT SHE SHOULD’VE BEEN THE ONE TO WIN THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS CASINO BATTLE ROYALE**
Gavin Kirkland: RYAN WILSON REVERSES IT AND SENDS HARPER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HARPER FALLS ONTO THE RINGSIDE AS SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! I DON’T THINK HER EGO CAN HANDLE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Ryan Joseph Wilson: (off-mic) AND YOU WERE SAYING?!?
Deadprez: AND THE CROWD CHEERING AS THEY LOVE TO SEE HARPER LEE GETTING A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE!! HARPER IS SEETHING AS WILSON STARES HER COLD RIGHT IN THE FACE FROM INSIDE THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson turns aroun–
Deadprez: TLA FLIES IN FROM THE TOP ROPE!! AND HE DRILLS RYAN WILSON WITH A SPRINGBOARD MEXICAN DESTROYER!! OH MY GOD!! WILSON TOOK HIS EYE OFF THE PRIZE FOR TOO LONG AND HAS PAID FOR IT!! TLA PINS HIS SHOULDERS TO THE GROUND!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! RYAN WILSON JUST BARELY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!! TLA CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HARPER CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!
Eve: Ryan Joseph Wilson was locked in on showing Harper Lee out, and the world champion took advantage of that and almost sent Wilson out of this match! TLA knows what he must do next as he sits in the corner! He is signaling for another Mexican Destroyer as Ryan Wilson now uses the ropes to get up to his feet!
Deadprez: TLA draws the line in the sand and tells Harper that this is his business! TLA is going to take care of Ryan and he is making that known! Wilson regains his footing and turns around!! AND TLA CHARGES RIGHT INTO HIM FOR A SECOND MEXICAN DESTROYER–
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAR!! RYAN WILSON JUST RIPPED THROUGH THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH A ROLL-THROUGH SPEAR!! AND THE OLYMPIC STADIUM HAS EXPLODED!! AND NOW WILSON QUICKLY PULLS THE WORLD CHAMPION UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE HOOKS HIM UP!!
Deadprez: AND HE DRILLS TLA WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!! THE MIC DROP!! THE MIC DROP!!
Gavin Kirkland: NEIN!! TLA DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS HIM UP!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: RYAN REVERSES THE MOMENTUM AND NOW TLA’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
( Harper reaches into the ring with her legs and presses Ryan Wilson into TLA. )
Eve: HARPER IS HELPING RYAN PIN TLA!! OH MY GOD!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Gavin Kirkland: DING! DING! DING!
Deadprez: TLA MANAGES TO ESCAPE THAT PREDICAMENT!! HARPER WAS USING HER LEGS TO HELP RYAN WEIGH HIM DOWN!! BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH!! AND NOW BOTH MEN GET UP TO THEIR FEET!
Eve: AND TLA WITH A MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! AND RYAN REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! AND RESPONDS WITH A QUEBECOIS UPPERCUT!! A BATTLE OF CULTURAL UPPERCUTS HERE!
Deadprez: AND RYAN GOES FOR ANOTHER UPPERCUT! BUT TLA SWINGS AROUND!! AND NAILS HIM WITH A DISCUS MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! RYAN IS ON BOTH KNEES AS TLA NOW RUNS THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!!!! HOW IS HE STILL IN THIS!
Eve: AND WILSON SEES HARPER ON THE APRON!! AND KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE!! THAT’LL TEACH HER!
Deadprez: TLA is discombobulated after that the back body drops as Wilson now picks him up! AND TLA WITH A CARTEL KICK!!!!! BUT WILSON HAD IT SCOUTED!! AND HE GRABBED HIS LEG! ROLLED HIM ONTO HIS KNEES! AND KNEED HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!
Eve: AND NOW RYAN WILSON LOOKING TO GO BIG AS HE PICKS TLA’S DEAD WEIGHT AND THROWS HIM ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Wilson ascends the turnbuckles and joins him in the precarious position here!
Gavin Kirkland: AND RYAN WILSON HOOKS TLA UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE IS WANTING AN AVALANCHE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!
Deadprez: AND HE MAKES A STATEMENT.. WITH A SUUUUPERRRR MIICCCC DROP!!!
Eve: NO!! TLA WITH A HEADBUTT!! AND ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! HE RAMS WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF HEADBUTTS!! BUT WILSON RESPONDS WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN!!
Deadprez: AND NOW RYAN GOES BACK AND TRIES FOR THE SUPER MIC DROP AGA–
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE!?!? HARPER PULLS RYAN OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CARRIES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! WHERE IS HARPER GETTING THIS STRENGTH!! RYAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HARPER’S LEGS ARE SHAKING AS HER LEGS ARE DESTINED TO GIVE OUT NOW!!
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON IS FROZEN IN SHOCK, MEANWHILE TLA REGAINS HIS FOOTING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND IS NOW PERCHED!!
Eve: HARPER HAS RYAN TRAPPED IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! AND TLA NOW DIVES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND TLA GRABS RYAN WILSON OFF THE SHOULDERS OF HARPER!! AND CONNECTS WITH A MEXICAN DOOMSDAY DEVICE DESTROYER!!!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!! AND TLA GOES FOR THE PIN–
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE!! HARPER GRABS TLA AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! AND HARPER GETS THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gina Romano: RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Deadprez: Would you look at the irony of that! Harper Lee and Ryan Wilson worked together to eliminate Ruler, and how Harper and TLA worked together to eliminate Ryan Wilson! And I don’t even think Harper had that planned! Harper just wanted to get back at Ryan Wilson for embarrassing her earlier, and TLA took advantage of that!
Eve: Let’s talk about how devastating that was! Harper Lee had the wherewithal to lift Wilson up on her shoulders in an electric chair, setting the Canadian up for TLA to obliterate him with an assisted Mexican Destroyer! A Mexican Doomsday Device Destroyer is what Gavin called it, and that I couldn’t even think of a move more apropos!
Gavin Kirkland: And what is more important is the fact that TLA wasn’t the one who pinned Ryan out of this match! Harper threw the world champion out of the ring and decided to pin Ryan herself!
Eve: That was simply a combination of Harper wanting to take the credit for herself and asserting her dominance in this match! TLA stands on the ringside while Harper is in the middle of the ring, telling the world champion to step up!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) Get in! I promise I won’t cheap shot you.
Deadprez: The challenger is imploring for the champion to get into the ring, but I don’t think this is a friendly invitation! And I also don’t think Harper is going to live up to that promise of not cheap shooting the Hall of Famer!
Eve: What a competitive world championship fatal four way this has been so far, and now TLA climbs the apron and steps into the ri–
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE GETS A CHEAP SHOT IN!!
Eve: BUT TLA SAW IT COMING AND GRABS LEE’S LEG!! AND HE PULLS THE CHALLENGER OUT OF THE RING AND STARTS BEATING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HER WITH CONSECUTIVE PIMP SLAPS!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE WORLD CHAMPION IS NOT PULLING BACK HIS PIMP SLAPS AS HE IS BEATING AND BATTERING THE CHALLENGER!! AND NOW TLA GRABS HARPER AND CHUCKS HER INTO THE RING!
Deadprez: Harper Lee is out of it! She is not moving after being obliterated with those plethora of Pimp Slaps! AND NOW TLA PUTS HER HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! AND SETS HER UP FOR THE FLIP PILEDRIVER!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND TLA DRILLS HER WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! COUNT TO A MILLION!!!
Eve: DRAGON FIST!!! LEE JUST CLOCKED HIM WITH THE RIGHT HOOK!! AND NOW TLA IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH!! HE IS OUT OF IT!!
Deadprez: HARPER LEE RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SHE SPRINTS BACK INTO THE DIRECTION OF THE DAZED WORLD CHAMPION!!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE LONELY STAR!! JUMPING SUPERKICK!! OH MY GOD!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
…..
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Deadprez: TLA GETS HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE OZEMPIC STADIUM HAS COME UNGLUED!! EVERYONE HERE IS ON THEIR FEED FOR THIS SHOWDOWN SPECTACLE!! AND HARPER LEE THOUGHT SHE HAD IT WON!! I THOUGHT IT TOO!! I THOUGHT HARPER SECURED HER FIRST EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION UPON CONTACT OF THE LONELY STAR! BUT TLA RAGES ON!!
Deadprez: Harper Lee is starting to lose grip of her mental state as she doesn’t know what to do next! She is starting to realize the true power of La Pantera Sexual, but she locks back in and gets back onto her feet! TLA is showing some life, slowly trying to crawl towards the ropes, but LEE STOMPS ON HIS LEFT ARM!!!!
Eve: AND LEE JUMPS UP!! AND CRUSHES HIS RIGHT ARM WITH ANOTHER STOMP!! WHAT IS THE STAR PLAYER THINKING HERE?!?!
Deadprez: Harper Lee, after crushing both arms, grabs him by both wrists!! AND HE PRESSES THE FOOT ON THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION’S HEADS!
Gavin Kirkland: SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!! LIGHTS OUT WITH THE CURB STOMP!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE!! TLA IS RESISTING!! LEE CAN’T STOMP HIM DOWN AS TLA IS BLOCKING IT WITH HIS HEAD!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT DOESN’T WORK FOR HIM, HOMBRE!! AS TLA IS NOW POWERING THROUGH AND EFFECTIVELY BLOCKING FROM SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!! AND HARPER CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS TLA IS SHOWING FREAK POWER!
Deadprez: AND TLA EXPLODES OUT OF HER CLUTCH!! AND HARPER RUNS RIGHT INTO HIM!! BUT TLA POPS HER UP!! AND HITS HER WITH THE POP-UP MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! HARPER GETS DECIMATED WITH THE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT AS TLA NOW JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND HARPER IS SOMEHOW GETTING UP TO HER FEET HERE!! AS TLA NOW STANDS ON THE SECOND ROPE!!
Deadprez: TLA DROPS DOWN!! FLIPS HARPER OVER!! AND DRILLS HER WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!!
Eve: THAT IS IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: HARPER KICKS OUT!! WHAT?!?!
Eve: HARPER IS FIGHTING OFF NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! TLA DOESN’T GIVE ANY TIME TO BE IN SHOCK AS HE IMMEDIATELY PICKS HARPER UP ON HER FEET!!
Deadprez: HARPER PUSHES TLA OFF!! AND GOES FOR THE RIGHT HOOK AGAIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HARPER IS UNABLE TO THROW THE FIST AS SHE HAS NO ENERGY REMAINING!! AND TLA FLOORS HER WITH A MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!!
Deadprez: TLA NOW CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE!! THE CHAMPION IS PERCHED!
Gavin Kirkland: AND TLAAAA CRASHES ONTO HARPER WITH THE BURNOUT!!!! THE CORKSCREW 630 SENTON CONNECTS!! COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( TLA lets go of Harper’s leg in relief as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac reverberates throughout the Olympic Stadium in sync with an ear-deafening roar from the Korean crowd. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND STIIIILL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! T!!! L!!!! A!!!
Deadprez: TLA DOES IT AGAIN!! TLA PROVES THE CRITICS WRONG!! TLA RETAINS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IN CONVINCING FASHION!! AND HE DID NOT DO IT EASILY!!
Eve: What an incredible fatal-four-way between Showdown’s best! All four of these elitists were all credible contenders for the EAW Answers World Championship, but TLA proves yet again that HE IS THE BADDEST HOMBRE ON THE PLANET! TLA with a career performance, surviving such tough competition!
Deadprez: This match all began weeks ago when Harper Lee, Ryan Joseph Wilson, and Ruler all were made the number one contenders to TLA’s EAW Answers World Championship. And the week building up to it, the question is who out of the three really deserves the opportunity the most. Harper may have been the one to be the closest to going towards the very end, but I believe that Ruler and Ryan Wilson proved that one day, they are capable of holding the throne and wearing the crown!
( TLA holds his EAW Answers World Championship on the top turnbuckle to pyrotechnics, while it pans to reactions of the defeated challengers. Ruler looks full of despair as he sits up against the titantron, Harper still regaining consciousness after the finish, and Ryan appearing more upset and let down than ever. )
Eve: All three challengers here tonight proved that they deserved this opportunity, and I, personally, would love to see TLA duke it out with all three of them in singles matches!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson, Harper, and Ruler can go to the back of the line! BECAUSE THE FLYING TACO! JUST RAINED HARD ON THE SHOWDOWN COMPETITION AND PROVED THAT NO ONE IS BETTER THAN HIM!
( The last shot is TLA kissing his EAW Answers World Championship on the announce table. )
DAY 2
(As the scene opens and shows the beautiful Mountainside and the terrain leading into the city of Seoul, South Korea, and then the overhead camera focuses on Olympic Stadium where Territorial Invasion Night Two will take place and where Night One made some memories. A familiar face from South Korea is shown as he stands in the middle of the stadium and the ring.)
Narrator: As Night One of Territorial Invasion has already been written in the record books, and we saw triumph, torment, and some incredible moments with feats of strength.
(The scene turns and shows Daniella Atlas holding up the Specialist Championship as KASAI is shocked as she tried to break up the pin, and Raeangel Guzman leaning against the ropes painfully in defeat. It then switches to Diamond Dixon as her arm is raised, over the fallen Aria Lestrade as Holly Arrow looked on in disappointment.)
Narrator: As titles changed, and those who fought for supremacy, sometimes the absolute best even then meet their makers.
(It shows Jake Smith costing Methuselah the match as Solomon Stane stands tall in victory. BRAE holds up the New Breed Championship in victory after he stands over the fallen Chiyo Gedo and slams his fists into the mat after the loss. It then transitions to Divide and Conquer, where we see eliminations like Zane Grae, Luis de la Rosa, Brianna Hill, Isaac Crow, Lt. Colonel Michael Scott Connor, Selina Reyes, then Saori Aizen outlasting Roberto de la Rosa, Miku Sakai thanks to Auburn Ware’s interference and finally Nikki Kimura.)
Narrator: And four fought for the Answers World Champion but only one could remain.
(TLA is holding the Answers World Championship after he outlasted Ruler, Ryan Joseph Wilson and Harper Lee.)
Narrator: But now tonight, we will see more titles that will be up for grabs in brutal matches.
(It transitions to Daryl Kinkade, the Union Jack flying behind him as he is flanked by Halsey Neel and Pandora Paisley. It then shows Cameron Ella Ava brandishing the Hardcore Championship. Then it finally cuts to The Jaded Hearts wearing the Unified Tag Team Championships, posing with one another to then Fire and Ice together once more.)
Narrator: Grudges and bad blood will be handled as it all comes to a head.
(It shows the evil smile of Dr. Bethany Blue with the syringe, then it has Candice Blair angry, focused and ready for the challenge. it has Kirk Redwood ready to brawl with his fists up, transitioning to Hans Grayson holding the Interwire Championship proud.)
Narrator: And then the two big ones for Brand Supremacy, The Brand Warfare where Showdown, Dynasty and Voltage look to be at the top.
(It shows The Brand Warfare first, with Team Showdown’s Charlie Marr standing proud, flanked by Cody Maverick, Donovan Duke, SOSA Henderson, and Jon Kelton. Then it has Dynasty’s team of Cy Henderson and with him are Drake Armstrong, Chris Elite, Shinzo Sasaki, and Vincent Mondrian. Finally, it has Team Voltage, with Limmy Monaghan, Ms. Extreme, Akira Kiyoko, Effy McAvoy, and Adam Lucas.)
Narrator: And finally….. WAR GAMES!
(It then transitions to Jake Smith with the EAW World Championship screaming “FUCK YOU!” along with Bea Valentine and Michael Machina by his side. Then to Veena Adams with the National Elite title who blows a kiss, Milli Banks holding the Universal Women’s Championship and Bronson Daniels. The last images are of Myles with the World Heavyweight Championship, Minerva leaning against him and Drake King standing beside them as New Eden.)
Narrator: This is night two…. OF TERRITORIAL INVASION! Red Light, Green Light.
(He winks and slowly turns to walk away as the camera fades.)
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(“Lights Out” starts to play throughout the Olympic Stadium as the fans are on their feet cheering loudly, the fireworks and pyro go off as it is electric for night one of Territorial Invasion sold out to 50K strong. The camera pans over to the Announce Team of Jake Stew-O, Persephone and Gavin Kirkland.)
Stew-O: WELCOME TO TERRITORIAL INVASION NIGHT TWO! AND WE ARE LIVE FROM SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA AND WHAT AN EVENT WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT FOLLOWING ON THE HEELS OF LAST NIGHT! THERE IS A LOT HAPPENING AND I AM STEW-O, I AM JOINED BY MY VOLTAGE’S OWN PERSEPHONE! AND SHOWDOWN’S GAVIN KIRKLAND! THREE TITLE MATCHES LEFT! A FEUD THAT WILL BE SETTLED HERE TONIGHT, AND BOTH THE BRAND WARFARE AND TOPPING IT OFF WITH WAR GAMES!
Gavin Kirkland: I AM SUPER EXCITED TO SEE HOPEFULLY WHAT WILL BE A SHOWDOWN WIN! BUT WHATEVER THE CASE, I KNOW THAT WE ARE GOING TO KICK IT OFF WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST MATCHES OF THE CARD!
Persephone: WE SURE ARE, YES I AM YELLING TO GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM NOW! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR BITCHES! LET’S KICK IT AWAY WITH BELLA BRAXTON!
Stew-O: TALK ABOUT A WAY TO START! BUCKLE UP BECAUSE NIGHT TWO OF TERRITORIAL INVASION IS ON NOW!
(The graphic for the first match of Night two appears as the crowd roars in excitement.)
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Bella Braxton: The following… is a BRAND WARFARE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: dLSKNDLKDNSKLDNKLWNDKLNDPOADLKNKDLND
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits through the speakers of the arena as the crowd has a loud reaction. The camera goes over to the Team Captain of Saturday Night Showdown Charlie Marr making his way out to the stage, with his teammates following closely behind. SOSA Henderson, Jon Kelton, Donovan Duke, and Cody Maverick accompany him, all looking ready to go and absolutely determined to prove a point here tonight. Charlie looks at all of them, discussing momentarily before then beginning to march toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… JON KELTON, DONOVAN DUKE, CODY MAVERICK, SOSA HENDERSON, AND CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!! TEAM SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Brand Warfare has finally rolled around and it looks like Charlie Marr has a unit on his hands. Team Showdown has a unique blend of personalities here, some that you may not expect to mesh very well. But through a number of team building exercises and an overwhelming need for brand supremacy… it seems they’re all on the same page.
Gavin Kirkland: Showdown has it in the bag man! An EAW Hall of Famer, Mr. Cash in The Vault, the 24/7 Contract Holder, The Sin City Superstar, Jon Kelton! I feel like if there’s a year for us to grab Brand Warfare by the horns, it’s right here and now!
Persephone: Maybe if this team had a sexy, talented, fiance on their team instead of wasting his talents on, oh I don’t know… Divide & Conquer… they’d have a guaranteed victory. But he’s not here so this team is kind of mid.
(‘Saint Pablo’ by Kanye West is then heard playing through the speakers, as Team Captain of Friday Night Dynasty Cy Henderson is seen making his way out with a fierce look in his eyes. He’s followed by his teammates, Drake Armstrong, Chris Elite, Shinzo Sasaki, and Vincent Mondrian, who equally look ready to go here tonight. They all stand side-by-side as they don’t need to communicate to know that they’re ready, quickly beginning to make their way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents, first… DRAKE ARMSTRONG, SHINZO SASAKI, VINCENT MONDRIAN, CHRIS ELITE, AND CY HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!! TEAM DYNASTY-
Cy Henderson: *cough*
Bella Braxton: … TEAM REBEL NATION 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Now this is a team right here. :drakelike: Led by a *trustworthy* Hall of Famer Cy Henderson promised brand supremacy and he made one hell of a team to show that he was ready for it. All of them have their own unique abilities, and although there are some examples of hatred present from past rivalries and a clash of egos, they easily put that aside because they knew what was at stake tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Eh, it’s alright. But I guess they have a chance to put up a fight against a well-oiled machine like Showdown. It’s okay, Stew, even though you’re rooting for a losing team, it’s not too late to give up now and join the right side.
Stew-O: :francis: Absolutely not.
Gavin Kirkland: Suit yourself.
Persephone: I think both teams are absolutely garbage.
(‘Paint The Town Red.’ by Fame on Fire begins to blast through the speakers as Ms. Extreme is seen making her way out to the stage with a purpose. Her theme is quickly replaced with ‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu & Hazel Fernandes as Limmy Monaghan, along with the rest of Team Voltage in Effy McAvoy, Akari Kiyoko, and Adam Lucas make their way out from the backstage area. Ms. Extreme and Limmy eye one another, both knowing exactly what they’re going to do, and agreeing with their determination in seeing it through, as they lead their team down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Lastly… EFFY MCAVOY, AKARI KIYOKO, ADAM LUCAS, MS. EXTREME, AND LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!! TEAM VOLTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Enlisted by Captain Charisma, Ms. Extreme and Limmy Monaghan had the daunting task of co-leading a Brand Warfare team suited to their vision, and by the looks of things they did exactly that. Effy McAvoy, Akari Kiyoko, and a very reluctant Adam Lucas, happened to find themselves joining their ranks and now they walk with a purpose out to this ring tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: We’ve seen them put their foot on the gas pedal up to this point, and they’re willingness to lay it all on the line combined with their heavy workhorse efforts, just goes to show the power that Voltage holds heading into this match. As we know, Voltage has been known to run roughshod on this match on occasion, and even though I don’t even want to think of that being a possibility right now, with a team like this it’s not out of the equation.
Persephone: They suck too.
Stew-O: Do you even have a side???
Persephone: I’m on the “eliminate 14 people in 2 minutes” side. Does that help?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE! WE! GO! 2024 BRAND WARFARE IS UNDERWAY AND ALL THREE PARTICIPANTS ARE INSIDE OF THE RING! DYNASTY’S VINCENT MONDRIAN, VOLTAGE’S AKARI KIYOKO, AND SHOWDOWN’S CODY MAVERICK ALL LOOK READY TO GO, AND WHAT A WEEK IT HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS!
Persephone: They talked, and they talked for a long time. I don’t think I want to see this match at all.
Gavin Kirkland: WELL YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A CHOICE! AKARI JUST SPRINTED TOWARD CODY AND SENT HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER, BEGINNING TO STOMP DOWN ON HIM REPEATEDLY! VINCENT IS QUICK TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER HIMSELF AS HE TURNS AKARI AROUND AND BEGINS TO SEND SOME STRIKES OF HIS OWN HIS WAY, BUT BEFORE HE CAN CONTINUE ANY FURTHER, CODY MANAGES TO USE HIS BOOT TO SEND BOTH OF THEM TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Akari grabs Vincent and sends him away before then turning around toward Cody, SENDING A STRIKE- BUT CODY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT, GRABBING HIS HEAD AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A NECKBREAKER! Cody then rolls back up to his feet, BUT AS HE DOES IT’S VINCENT WHO CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE! Vincent then grabs him by the head and begins to set him up… AS HE PUSHES OFF THE GROUND FOR A SUPLEX-
Gavin Kirkland: JUST FOR CODY TO LAND BEHIND HIM! Vincent turns around, ONLY FOR CODY TO THEN GRAB A HOLD OF HIM AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A STO! Vincent rolls under the bottom rope for a moment and that allows Cody to focus on the other competitor that he has to worry about in this match…
Stew-O: BUT AS HE TURNS, HE’S MET BY AKARI WHO LEAPS OFF THE ROPES AND GRABS HIM INTO A SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! Akari then grabs Cody by the head and begins to drag him toward his corner…
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: TAGGING IN EFFY MCAVOY! She enters the ring before then grabbing Cody by the wrist, sending him to the ropes and back… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: But I don’t think she notices Vincent Mondrian begin to make his way up, as he shakes himself off and realizes the debacle that he’s in, CHARING AT EFFY- BUT EFFY MANAGES TO AVOID THE STRIKE ATTEMPT! SHE GOES UNDER AND GRABS HIM AROUND THE WAIST… HEAVING HIM OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO TAKE HIM DOWN BEFORE RISING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Persephone: But it looks like Vincent here is retreating over to his corner like a little baby.
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: He’s tagging in Shinzo Sasaki into this match! Effy has her attention on Cody Maverick, AND SHE DOESN’T NOTICE SHINZO SWOOP INTO THE RING AND CONNECT WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Effy collapses down to the ground and tries to crawl toward the empty corner, but before she can do anything else, it’s Shinzo who manages to connect with a number of boots to the abdomen! Trying to loosen her up!
Stew-O: Effy is trying to fight back, but Shinzo has too much going for him right now as he gets himself a running start… BEFORE THEN COMING IN AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES HER COMPLETELY OUT! He begins to make his way out of the corner, BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T NOTICE IS CODY COME IN WITH A BIG BOOT STRAIGHT TO SHINZO’S FACE! He then grabs a hold of him… BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP TO FOLLOW THAT UP!
Gavin Kirkland: Cody now has Shinzo by the head, dragging him toward his corner and looking to get a tag into one of his teammates…
(TAG!)
Persephone: Sunglasses on. Charlie Marr and his shiny head have entered the match.
Stew-O: Cody holds Shinzo up as Charlie enters the ring, STEPPING IN AND CONNECTING WITH A HARD JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE OF SHINZO TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Charlie now is wasting absolutely no time beginning to stomp down on him with repeated boots to his abdomen area! The Captain of Showdown is looking to make sure that his team has the upperhand for the long haul in this one. Shinzo is slowly rolling away, as Charlie makes sure to follow him in pursuit…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS HE DOES, IT’S EFFY THAT COMES FROM BEHIND AND LATCHES ONTO HIS BACK, LOCKING IN A SLEEPER HOLD! This might not do the trick, but it will certainly do some damage if Charlie isn’t careful, as the EAW Hall of Famer is waving his arms around trying to escape out of it! But Effy has the hold locked in tight as she tries to bring him down to his knees… but before she can completely do that, Charlie manages to break free! HE SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: BUT AS HE DOES, EFFY SPINS AROUND BEFORE RECOVERING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI WHICH CONNECTS AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! Charlie is stunned for the moment, and this gives Effy the opportunity to turn around and run to the ropes and back…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK, WHAT SHE DOESN’T NOTICE IS SHINZO SASAKI DOING THE SAME AS HE FLIPS FORWARD…
Stew-O: SETTING UP FOR ‘BOOMERANG’ STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF EFFY TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! THE HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW DROPS HER DOWN AND SHINZO IS QUICK TO HOOK THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTT-
Persephone: Unfortunately, Effy McAvoy kicks out. Would’ve been really funny if the match ended like that. Not like there’s, oh I don’t know… fourteen other people in this match to go through.
Stew-O: Well it looks like Shinzo has his eyes on the prize, looking to get an elimination right here and now. He grabs a hold of Effy and brings her up to her feet…
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE NOW IS SETTING UP FOR ‘MADVILLAINY’! THE WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER TO EFFY!
Stew-O: BUT EFFY MANAGES TO AVOID IT! SHE BREAKS FREE AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW STRAIGHT TO THE FACE TO SEND HIM BACKWARD! SHINZO TRIES TO SWING AT HER- BUT EFFY DUCKS UNDER THAT AND GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND!
Gavin Kirkland: CONNECTING WITH ‘THE CLIMAX’! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AND SHINZO IS LEFT STAGGERING…
Stew-O: ‘CHARING CROSS’!
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE MARR OUT OF NOWHERE MANAGES TO SPIN AROUND AND NAIL THE DISCUS LARIAT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE TO TAKE SHINZO SASAKI DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND NOW HE’S LOOKING TO GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: SHINZO SASAKI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Persephone: Good, good, now everyone else please? We’re really in a time crunch tonight.
Stew-O: Friday Night Dynasty just lost a number and while they tried to come in for the save, it was way too late to do anything. You can see the looks on the faces right now, but the leader of “Rebel Nation 2.0”, Cy Henderson, looks as calm as ever as he seems to be gesturing at Vincent Mondrian to give it another go as he enters into the ring.
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile, it looks like Charlie is trying to get the rest of his team involved in this match after that elimination, tagging into Jon Kelton who enters into the ring! Vincent is making his way inside, AND HE IMMEDIATELY MAKES HIS WAY TOWARD HIM! BUT AS HE DOES, KELTON MANAGES TO NAIL HIM WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: EFFY IS LOOKING TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME AS SHE RUSHES TOWARD HIM AS WELL- BUT BEFORE SHE CAN, IT’S KELTON WHO MANAGES TO SIDESTEP AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND SENDS HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Effy manages to land on the apron as he gets up to his feet, BUT KELTON CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! Kelton takes a moment to collect himself, BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE- JUST FOR EFFY TO GO UNDER AND CONNECT WITH A SHOULDER THRUST!
Gavin Kirkland: AND AS KELTON IS RECOVERING, IT’S VINCENT WHO COMES FROM BEHIND AND SNATCHES HIM BY THE WAIST, LIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! He then turns around and makes his way toward Effy… BUT AS HE DOES, IT’S EFFY WHO CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! Effy then makes her way toward him, BUT VINCENT THEN GRABS HER AROUND THE WAIST THIS TIME, LIFTING HER INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX-
Stew-O: BUT AS HE DOES, EFFY MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET! SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO SET HIM UP!
Gavin Kirkland: AS SHE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND GOES FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT ‘STORYBOOK ENDING’! THE CURB STOMP TO THE BACK OF VINCENT’S HEAD!
Stew-O: BUT VINCENT MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! He rises back up to his feet as Effy stumbles forward and Kelton is beginning to recover, and Vincent is quick to grab a hold of Effy and lift her up into a Fallaway Slam position…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS HE DOES, HE RUNS EFFY STRAIGHT INTO KELTON LIKE A BATTERING RAM! TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Team Dynasty is trying to make up for the loss in numbers right now by picking apart the competition! Vincent is quick to eye Kelton as he struggles to get back up to his feet, looking to track him with something here…
Stew-O: AS HE LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH ‘THE FLYING DUTCHMAN’! THE SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE CHEST SENDS KELTON STUMBLING BACKWARD AS HE COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER AND IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! VINCENT THEN RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF EFFY! SETTING HER UP FOR SOMETHING ELSE HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE LIFTS HER UP OFF THE GROUND AND GOES FOR ‘VAN GOGH ASCENDANCY’! INVERTED HEADLOCK DDT-
Persephone: HAH! LOOK AT WHAT ADAM LUCAS IS DOING TO HIM!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS JUST REACHED HIS HAND OUT AND IS GOUGING AT THE EYES OF VINCENT FROM BEHIND! ADAM IS SAVING HIS VOLTAGE TEAMMATE WHILE STILL MAINTAINING HIS STATUS ON THE APRON! VINCENT GIVES A CRY OF PAIN AS HE’S FORCED TO LET GO! BLINDED FOR THE MOMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘PROTECT YA NECK’!
Stew-O: EFFY MCAVOY RUSHES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL TO THE HEAD OF VINCENT! HE’S TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AND EFFY IS QUICK TO ROLL HIM OVER AND HOOK THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Bella Braxton: VINCENT MONDRIAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: Aw man.
(Team Dynasty is in dismay at what they’re seeing right now, with the first two eliminations being on their side. Drake Armstrong and Chris Elite are visibly annoyed, their short-tempered nature not exactly being helped by what’s going on, meanwhile Cy Henderson stares intently, with the slightest thought of fighting Showdown and Voltage on his own lingering in his mind.)
Persephone: You know what? Second best thing Adam Lucas has done behind making sure Bethany was off of Voltage at the beginning of the Season.
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Well this match continues, and Effy manages to tag herself out, getting Akari back into this match. It seems that Voltage is using a strategy of exerting the talent that they’ve already used so far, making sure that they have some fresh teammates on hand when they’re in dire straits. Unfortunately for Dynasty… it seems like they were forced to break into their reserves early, with Chris Elite entering in for his side.
Stew-O: BUT WHILE HE DOES, IT’S KELTON WHO MANAGES TO RECOVER AND RUSH TOWARD CHRIS WITH A ‘FINAL ATONEMENT’ ATTEMPT!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SPEAR! HE RUSHES TOWARD THE ROPES, LAUNCHING HIMSELF OFF OF THEM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! AKARI MANAGES TO ENTER THE RING AS HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO CHRIS- BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A PELE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Chris knows that he doesn’t have much time to spare right now, rolling out onto the apron and making his way up to the top rope of the empty corner…
Gavin Kirkland: LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTING WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO TAKE DOWN AKARI! HE THEN ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE THEN GRABS A HOLD OF KELTON AND BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET, TURNING AROUND AND RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK-
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT, IT’S KELTON WHO MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! Chris staggers back, as Kelton then grabs a hold of him by the head and sets him up…
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE GOES FOR ‘CHANGE THE FUTURE’! FUTURE SHOCK DDT TO CHRIS ELITE-
Stew-O: BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THAT BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR TO CONNECT ‘OPEN YA MATA’ FLUSH AGAINST THE SKULL OF KELTON! KELTON IS DROPPED DOWN TO THE GROUND AND NOW CHRIS HAS HIS EYES ON AKARI!
Persephone: Getting beat by 2024 Chris Elite has to be so embarrassing.
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) Get my dick out of your mouth.
Persephone: :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: Well after that vulgar comment toward Persephone, Chris Elite seems to be making his way back up to the top rope and has his eyes on Akari, who hasn’t moved since Chris initially took him down to the ground!
Stew-O: WITH CHRIS LAUNCHING OFF AND GOING FOR ‘AIMIN FOR THE MOON’! SWANTON 450 SPLASH TO TAKE DOWN AKARI!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AKARI MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT JUST IN TIME! HE ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET WHILE CHRIS DOES THE SAME!
Stew-O: ‘PEACH DREAM’!
Gavin Kirkland: AKARI LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH THE CLAYMORE FLUSH AGAINST THE FACE OF CHRIS TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! AKARI IS QUICK TO ROLL HIM OVER AND GO FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT! OH THANK GOD!
Persephone: Oh heavens no…
Gavin Kirkland: Team Dynasty nearly faced a third consecutive elimination, but it seems like Chris still has a lot more in the tank and that’s not exactly what Akari wanted right about now. Team Voltage is signaling to go for it again, and it looks like Akari has gotten the message as he gets himself up to his feet!
Stew-O: AS HE SETS UP CHRIS FOR ANOTHER ‘PEACH DREAM’ ATTEMPT!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘FINAL ATONEMENT’!
Stew-O: JON KELTON SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND HE TOOK IT AS HE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTED WITH A SPEAR TO TAKE DOWN AKARI KIYOKO! CHRIS IS STILL RECOVERING BUT IT LOOKS LIKE KELTON IS USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PICK APART ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE OPPOSING TEAM! HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO HIS CORNER AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO GET THE TAG OUT!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE TAGS IN CODY, WHO IS QUICK TO ENTER THE RING!
Stew-O: AS HE ENTERS INTO THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘SIN CITY STUNNER’ TO DROP AKARI DOWN TO THE GROUND! TEAM SHOWDOWN HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE RIGHT HERE AS CODY LUNGES FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bella Braxton: AKARI KIYOKO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Persephone: They’re dropping like flies, this is good. There are three left on Dynasty, four left on Voltage, and… everyone left on Showdown. FUCK.
Gavin Kirkland: Well Showdown definitely looks pleased as Voltage loses its first member, with Effy entering back into the ring for the team. Remember, all these teams have some secret weapons who have yet to be tagged in yet, and it seems like they’re all waiting for this to come down to crunch time to truly start using them!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: It looks like Showdown is about to utilize one of them as they exercise their numbers advantage, Donovan Duke quick to enter into the ring as he looks ready to go right now! Effy McAvoy and a recovering Chris Elite seem to be taking it slow right now. BUT IMMEDIATELY CHRIS RUSHES TOWARD DONOVAN AND ATTACKS HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT DONOVAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT, GRABBING CHRIS BY THE HEAD AND SENDING HIM TOWARD THE ROPES… AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE TO HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! Donovan then takes advantage of this as he turns around and runs to the ropes and back… CONNECTING WITH A PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT TO HIS CHEST TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Donovan rolls up to his feet as Effy makes his way toward him… WITH HER MANAGING TO CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KICK AGAINST THE FACE! Donovan is sent backward… AS EFFY STEPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE- BUT THIS TIME DONOVAN MANAGES TO GRAB IT! He spins her around… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE FACE TO TAKE HER DOWN! Donovan then shoots up to his feet as he spins around… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CLOSING OFF THE ATTACK WITH A KNEE DROP STRAIGHT TO HER FACE TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE STAYS DOWN!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: ‘CYCLONE LARIAT’!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO GET THE TAG OUT TO CY HENDERSON WHO COMES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS LARIAT TO THE FACE OF DONOVAN DUKE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE THEN EYES EFFY MCAVOY AND BRINGS HER UP TO HIS FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: CONNECTING WITH ‘PHANTOM DEATH’! THE MICHINOKU DRIVER CONNECTS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CY IS LOOKING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING! HE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND SENDS HER TOWARD THE CORNER!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: TAGGING OUT TO DRAKE ARMSTRONG WHO IS QUICK TO ENTER INTO THE RING HIMSELF…
Stew-O: AS HE CONNECTS WITH ‘NATURAL TALENT’ ONTO EFFY MCAVOY! THE BRIDGING HALF-NELSON HALF-CHICKENWING SUPLEX CONNECTS AND TEAM DYNASTY HAS EXECUTED A PLAN TO USE ALL THEIR ASSETS TO TRY AND TAKE DOWN A MEMBER OF SHOWDOWN RIGHT NOW!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THEY DON’T TAKE NOTICE TO DONOVAN DUKE QUICKLY TAGGING OUT TO THE FRESHER MAN! JON KELTON ENTERS INTO THE RING AND SPRINTS TOWARD DRAKE BEFORE SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: KELTON THEN GRABS EFFY AND BRINGS HER TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING! SETTING HER UP FOR SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH ‘FINAL ATONEMENT’ ONTO HER! THE SPEAR CONNECTS AND DROPS EFFY DOWN TO THE GROUND! KELTON TAKES HER DOWN AND HE’S QUICK TO GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: TEAM VOLTAGE REALIZE WHAT’S HAPPENING AND ENTER INTO THE RING! NOT LOOKING TO LOSE A NUMBER HERE! ADAM LUCAS IS ABOUT TO BREAK UP THE PIN RIGHT HERE!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T SEE IS CHARLIE MARR COME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE ‘CHARING CROSS’ TO TAKE HER DOWN AND SAVE KELTON!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: EFFY MCAVOY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: Team Voltage was close to saving it, but Team Showdown narrowly managed to chop down the competition right here as another member of Voltage was gone! Adam Lucas is forced to roll out of the ring, AND IMMEDIATELY MS. EXTREME WITH A FIRE IN HER EYES VOLUNTEERS HERSELF NEXT! AS SHE LAUNCHES AT CHARLIE MARR AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BEGINNING TO NAIL HIM WITH VICIOUS STRIKES TOWARD THE FACE TO MAKE SURE THAT HE STAYS DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT REMINDER THAT CHARLIE ISN’T THE LEGAL COMPETITOR! AS KELTON RECOVERS AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE WRIST OF MS. EXTREME, SENDING HER TO THE ROPES AND BACK…
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME COMES BACK AROUND AND KICKS HIM IN THE ABDOMEN, SETTING HIM UP…
Gavin Kirkland: AS SHE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH THE ‘TWIST OF FATE’! THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AS SHE RISES BACK UP TO HER FEET!
Stew-O: BUT AS SHE DOES, IT’S DRAKE ARMSTRONG WHO BLINDSIDES HER AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! DRAKE MANAGES TO CONNECT HERE AND NOW HE’S STOMPING DOWN ON HER!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! WAIT! CHARLIE MARR! HE GRABS A HOLD OF DRAKE AND PULLS HIM IN! HE’S LOOKING TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
Persephone: THAT SNEAKY BITCH!
Stew-O: ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET CHARLIE OUT OF THE RING, BUT THE TEAM CAPTAIN IS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING NECESSARY AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF THE ARM OF KELTON AND BEGINS TO DRAG HIM TOWARD DRAKE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S LOOKING TO ELIMINATE ANOTHER MEMBER OF TEAM DYNASTY WITH HERE WITH THIS ATTEMPT AT A PIN-
Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE THEN GRABS DRAKE AND DRAGS HIM AWAY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, BEFORE LEAVING ONTO THE APRON!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE TAGS HIMSELF IN! CHRIS ENTERS INTO THE RING AS HE SEES A RECOVERING MS. EXTREME… LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE FACE! HE THEN TURNS AROUND AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARD KELTON AS HE THEN BEGINS TO SET HIM UP!
Stew-O: AS HE CONNECTS WITH ‘DEAD ROSES’! THE SISTER ABIGAIL CONNECTS AND HE ROLLS OVER KELTON TO TRY FOR A PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KELTON MANAGES TO SHOOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: CHRIS WAS CLOSE BUT HE KNOWS THAT HE HAS TO DO MORE! HE GRABS A HOLD OF HIM AND SENDS HIM TOWARD THE ROPES AND BACK…
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: AS HE CONNECTS WITH ‘OPEN YA MATA’ THIS TIME TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE HAS KELTON SET UP AS HE GOES FOR IT!
Stew-O: LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH ‘HOURS IN SILENCE’! THE H-BOMB CONNECTS ONTO KELTON AND HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: :comeagain:
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) :wtf: Bitch count the pin!
Referee: (Off-Mic) He’s not the legal man…
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) Sigh. Suck my dick-
Gavin Kirkland: ‘DEALER’S CHOICE’! SPINNING BACK FIST TO THE FACE OF CHRIS! DONOVAN DUKE TAGGED HIMSELF IN WHILE KELTON WAS THROWN TO THE ROPES AND NOW HE’S TAKING ADVANTAGE! HE GRABS A HOLD OF CHRIS AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: CONNECTING WITH ‘DUKE OF HAZARD’! FIREMAN’S CARRY BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AND TAKES CHRIS DOWN TO THE GROUND! DONOVAN THEN ROLLS HIM OVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS STILL DOWN AND CY HENDERSON IS TRYING TO ENTER INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA HENDERSON OUT OF NOWHERE SWOOPS IN FOR THE SAVE! CONNECTING WITH A SPEAR TO TAKE THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: Welp.
Persephone: Let’s see here… two left on Dynasty, three left on Voltage… everyone left on Showdown are you fucking kidding me?
(After sometime, a hurt Cy Henderson rises back up to his feet, looking at the carnage that has ensued and realizing that there’s only two people left on Rebel Nation 2.0. Drake Armstrong, someone who he once hated with every part of his being, is the only one left to rely on. But right now, Cy is looking to fight, as he clutches at his abdomen and rises up to his feet, eyeing a recovering Drake on the apron who has a look of determination on his face as well.)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AS CY ENTERS INTO THE RING, MS. EXTREME TAKES ADVANTAGE, LAUNCHING AT CY AND CONNECTING WITH REPEATED STRIKES TOWARD HIS FACE! CY IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MS. EXTREME GOT THE EARLY JUMP ON HIM AND SHE’S WASTING ABSOLUTELY ZERO TIME WHILE DOING SO!
(TAG!)
(Meanwhile, Donovan Duke gingerly makes his way over and tags out to Charlie Marr, who, instead of entering the ring, quietly jumps off of the apron and toward the ringside area, waiting patiently for the right moment to arise.)
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME GRABS CY AND SENDS HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK… BUT WHILE HE DOES THIS, IT’S CY WHO CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE STRAIGHT TO HER HEAD TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! MS. EXTREME TRIES TO GET BACK UP TO HER FEET… BUT AS SHE DOES, IT’S CY WHO POPS HER OFF THE GROUND AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A POWERSLAM!
Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme is dropped down to the ground but quickly rolls back up to her feet, giving the opportunity for Cy to make his way toward her… BUT AS HE DOES, MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO GRAB HIM AND TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme then makes her way over and grabs Cy by the head, dragging her toward her corner…
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: TAGGING OUT TO ADAM LUCAS! Adam makes his way into the ring as Ms. Extreme then grabs Cy by the arm and sends him toward the ropes… WITH BOTH ADAM AND MS. EXTREME COORDINATING A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: BUT CY HENDERSON SOMEHOW COMES ALIVE AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN! TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN WITH THE MOVE! CY THEN POPS UP OFF THE GROUND AND HAS HIS EYES ON ADAM WHO’S RECOVERING!
Gavin Kirkland: GOING FOR A ‘CYCLONE LARIAT’ ONTO ADAM!
Stew-O: BUT ADAM MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! HE THEN RUNS TOWARD THE ROPES WHILE CY RECOVERS…
Gavin Kirkland: LEAPING OFF OF THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH! ‘GENESIS’ DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! CHARLIE MARR SWOOPS IN AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: Unfortunately, Adam Lucas kicks out.
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE TRIED TO STEAL ONE THERE BUT NOW HE HAS TO PAY THE PRICE AS ADAM RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HIM AND CONNECT WITH ‘THE HEADMASTER RITUAL’! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS! AND NOW CHARLIE GRABS ADAM AND BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! LOOKING TO PUSH THE PACE AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK…
Gavin Kirkland: ‘CHARING CROSS’ TO ADAM LUCAS!
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Stew-O: ‘CALAMITY’!
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE SPINS AROUND INTO A GORE BY CY HENDERSON TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THE GORE CONNECTS AND CY IS QUICK TO ROLL HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOK THE LEG! ADAM LUCAS STUMBLING BACK AGAINST THE ROPES WHILE THIS HAPPENS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: CHARLIE MARR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: TEAM SHOWDOWN HAS LOST ITS FIRST MEMBER, AND WHILE THIS IS REDEEMABLE, THIS HAS QUITE THE IMPACT! THE TEAM CAPTAIN IS OUT!
(With their numbers leveled with Voltage, Showdown looks visibly displeased about how this has transpired right now. Regardless though, they know they have to push on even without their Team Captain, as Cody Maverick enters into the ring and looks to make up for the loss.)
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM JUST TURNED AND TRIED TO CATCH CY BY SURPRISE INTO A ‘NEXT LEVEL’! POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: BUT CY MANAGES TO FIGHT BACK WITH STRIKES TOWARD THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, FORCING HIMSELF DOWN! HE THEN GRABS HIM BEFORE SPIKING HIS HEAD DOWN WITH A DDT! CY MAKES HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT OUT OF NOWHERE! CODY MAVERICK SWOOPS IN AND CONNECTS WITH ‘LIGHTS OUT’! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE FACE MANAGES TO LAND FLUSH AGAINST CY AND HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Stew-O: BUT CY MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
Persephone: Unfortunately… iT’S GoIng To TAkE A lOT MoRE ThAn ThAt To KeEp Cy DoWN!
Gavin Kirkland: Cy manages to push himself away, meanwhile Cody Maverick has his eyes on Adam Lucas as he makes his way over and grabs him to bring him up to his feet instead. He then wastes no time beginning to drive fists against his face! Looking to immediately overwhelm him before he can do anything else!
Stew-O: But Adam is beginning to fight back, sending strikes of his own his way! Not looking to waver even for a moment! Adam then grabs Cody and sends him toward the ropes with an Irish whip… but Cody manages to stop himself! He grabs a hold of the ropes just in time and manages to hold himself in place! Adam rushes toward him… but before he can, it’s Cody who brings his foot up and connects with a boot straight to his face! Cody then grabs him and sends him toward one of the corners…
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Adam just tagged out to one of his opponents! You know what this means…
Persephone: Lamie MonAva time.
Stew-O: LIMMY SHOOTS INTO THE RING AS HE CONNECTS WITH A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ OUT OF THE GATE! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUSHES TOWARD CY HENDERSON! CONNECTING WITH A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ AGAIN WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN AS WELL!
Stew-O: BUT CODY MAVERICK IS BEGINNING TO RECOVER, AS PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET KNOWING THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT HE’S IN RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘DIVINE DEPARTURE’!
Stew-O: LIMMY CONNECTS WITH THE SWINGING BACK ELBOW WHICH COMPLETELY KNOCKS CODY MAVERICK DOWN TO THE GROUND! LIMMY THEN ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG TO GO FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: CODY MAVERICK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: CODY MAVERICK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY VOLTAGE CO-CAPTAIN LIMMY MONAGHAN! BIG ELIMINATION FOR TEAM VOLTAGE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT JON KELTON IS NEXT TO ENTER THE RING, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER LIMMY WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Cy Henderson is still down, and it looks like Kelton is going to use this opportunity to try and score a major elimination by taking out one of Voltage’s Co-Captains!
Persephone: Kelton drags Limmy towards Showdown’s corner before tagging SOSA Henderson in, and SOSA enters the ring before running the ropes, allowing him to hit Limmy with a big boot as Kelton held him in place. Limmy’s doing an awful job of representing this brand if you ask me.
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson now looking to maintain control as he grabs Limmy, BEFORE PLANTING HIM WITH A FALCON ARROW! SOSA RETURNS TO HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A SMIRK ON HIS FACE KNOWING THAT LIMMY CAN’T GET TO HIS TEAM RIGHT NOW! SOSA now looking over at Cy Henderson, and it looks like he wants to prevent a tag from being made on team Dynasty’s end as well! SOSA now, RUSHING OVER AT CY JUST AS CY USES THE ROPES TO GET BACK UP!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CY WAS ABLE TO GET THE BOOT UP, CAUSING SOSA TO STUMBLE RIGHT INTO LIMMY MONAGHAN’S GRASP!!!! LIMMY GRABS SOSA FROM BEHIND, AND DELIVERS A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX THAT DUMPS SOSA ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!
Persephone: Limmy I guess bought himself the time he needed to get to his corner, but I don’t really care who he tags in here. I’m not exactly thrilled to see Adam Lucas or the adopted one back in this match.
Stew-O: WELL LIMMY MONAGHAN JUMPS OUT FOR THE TAG NONETHELESS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ADAM LUCAS IS BACK IN THIS ONE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE, THOUGH!!! CY HENDERSON HAS TAGGED DRAKE ARMSTRONG IN, WHILE SOSA HENDERSON TAGS DONOVAN DUKE IN!!!! ALL THREE TEAMS HAVE A NEW COMPETITOR ENTERING THE MATCH, AND NOW ADAM AND DONOVAN RUSH AT EACH OTHER WHILE DRAKE ARMSTRONG WAITS IN THE CORNER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: ADAM AND DONOVAN SEEMED TO HAVE A SIMILAR IDEA, AS THEY DROP EACH OTHER WITH A CLOTHESLINE COLLISION! Both men are quickly back to their feet, AND ADAM SWINGS AT DONOVAN, BUT DONOVAN DUCKS UNDER IT! DONOVAN NOW LOOKING TO SCOOP ADAM LUCAS UP- BUT ADAM SLIPS OUT OF DONOVAN’S GRASP!!! ADAM NOW LOOKING FOR AN IRISH WHIP- BUT DONOVAN TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS ADAM INTO THE ROPES-
Gavin Kirkland: AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE!! OH NO, DRAKE JUST PULLED DONOVAN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Persephone: Really? People are still kicking out of moves?
Stew-O: DONOVAN DID KICK OUT- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE DRAKE ARMSTRONG EXPECTED THAT! DRAKE IS ABLE TO SURPRISE DONOVAN WITH A HIGH KNEE, AND THIS ALLOWS DRAKE TO PULL DONOVAN IN BEFORE SETTING HIM UP FOR THE DEATH PENALTY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, NO! DONOVAN PUSHES HIMSELF FORWARD AND INTO THE CORNER OF TEAM SHOWDOWN!!! JON KELTON TAGS HIMSELF IN, AND NOW DONOVAN IS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF FROM DRAKE’S GRASP BEFORE SENDING HIM TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A SNAPMARE!
Stew-O: AND AS SOON AS DRAKE LANDS, HE IS MET WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE BY ADAM LUCAS!!! ADAM NOW TURNING AROUND THOUGH, AND HE IS MET WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE BY JON KELTON!!!! ADAM LUCAS GOES DOWN, AND KELTON NOTICES DRAKE ARMSTRONG PULLING HIMSELF UP USING THE ROPES, SO HE RUNS IN BEFORE TAKING DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS SENT OUT, AND WITH ONLY TWO DYNASTY ELITISTS LEFT IN THIS MATCH, THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WANTS!
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton now turning towards Adam Lucas, AND KELTON CHARGED IN FOR THE GALICK GUN- BUT ADAM LUCAS CAUGHT HIS LEG! ADAM SPINS HIM AROUND, AND KELTON ATTEMPTED AN ENZUIGIRI BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! KELTON IS QUICK TO TRY PUSHING HIMSELF UP- BUT AS SOON AS THAT HAPPENS ADAM KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! ADAM NOW LOOKING TO SEND KELTON TO THE ROPES-
Persephone: But Kelton turned it around and sent Adam out to the apron instead. Does Kelton know that this isn’t a Grand Rampage?
Stew-O: I’m sure he does this late into the match, but it doesn’t hurt to create space so you and your team are given more time to recover. Kelton now going after Adam Lucas- BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO SEND KELTON STUMBLING BACKWARDS WITH A FOREARM! KELTON BACKPEDALS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’S WHERE HE WANTS TO BE RIGHT NOW AS ADAM FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR THE EQUALISER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, NO!! JON KELTON DUCKED UNDER IT!! KELTON AVOIDS THE EQUALISER, AND NOW ADAM TURNS RIGHT INTO A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!!!! JON KELTON SCOOPS ADAM LUCAS UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SET HIM UP FOR THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION!!!! IF THIS CONNECTS SO LATE INTO THE MATCH, I THINK ADAM LUCAS MIGHT JUST BE OUT OF THIS ONE!
Persephone: At this point I’d accept it as long as it means wrapping this match up, but SOMEHOW ADAM IS ABLE TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF IT, REPEATEDLY ELBOWING KELTON IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! WHY WOULD ADAM DO THAT!? HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: WELL I THINK YOU JUST ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION! ADAM LUCAS IS ABLE TO FINALLY SLIP BEHIND JON KELTON, AND DELIVERS A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! KELTON STUMBLES FORWARD-
Gavin Kirkland: HALBERD FROM HELL!!!!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS JUST SENT JON KELTON RIGHT INTO THE HALBERD FROM HELL, AND I THINK DRAKE ARMSTRONG MAY HAVE JUST SNUCK HIS WAY INTO AN ELIMINATION OF ANOTHER MEMBER OF TEAM SHOWDOWN!!!!! JON KELTON IS DOWN, AND NOW DRAKE ARMSTRONG GOES FOR THE COVER AS ADAM LUCAS FALLS BACK! IS SHOWDOWN DOWN TO ONLY TWO!?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh no! Jon Kelton is out, meaning Showdown is also down to two! Drake Armstrong tags out to Cy Henderson as Donovan Duke gets in, AND ADAM LUCAS TRIES TO TAG IN MS. EXTREME- BUT DONOVAN QUICKLY CUTS HIM OFF, KNOWING THAT HE NEEDS TO EVEN THE ODDS WHILE HE STILL CAN!
Stew-O: ADAM DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW, FORCING DONOVAN OFF OF HIM! CY HENDERSON NOE CHARGING IN- BUT DONOVAN DUCKS UNDER HIS FOREARM ATTEMPT, CAUSING CY TO TAKE DOWN ADAM LUCAS! ADAM TURNS TOWARDS DONOVAN- AND DONOVAN DELIVERS A CHOP TO THE CHEST! A SECOND ONE! A THIRD, AND NOW DONOVAN HEADS TOWARDS THE ROPES-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CY HENDERSON CATCHES HIM- AND HE LOOKS FOR A SPINEBUSTER, BUT DONOVAN IS ABLE TO PREVENT IT AS HE DROPS AN ELBOW ON TOP OF HIS HEAD! CY HENDERSON STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS ADAM LUCAS SLOWLY PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER- AND NOW DONOVAN GRABS CY BY THE ARM BEFORE SENDING HIM CRASHING RIGHT INTO ADAM!!! DONOVAN MAKING THE MOST OF HAVING TWO OPPONENTS IN THE RING WITH HIM HERE, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN-
(*TAG!*)
Stew-O: CY HENDERSON GETS A BOOT UP, TEMPORARILY DROPPING DONOVAN! Cy now making his way out of the corner, AND HE BEGINS TO LIFT DONOVAN UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME HAS ENTERED THIS MATCH AFTER TAGGING HERSELF IN, AND SHE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE CATCHING CY WITH A DROPKICK, CAUSING BOTH CY AND DONOVAN TO TUMBLE ONTO THE MAT! MS. EXTREME IS IN THIS ONE, AS CY HENDERSON STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING, ALLOWING HER TO RUN IN AND HIT HIM WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! MS. EXTREME RUNS THE ROPES AS DONOVAN GETS BACK UP, AND SHE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
Persephone: The adopted Ava is heading up to the top rope, and I don’t really see what she could possibly be looking to do from up there. Does Ms. Extreme even go to the top rope often? She might just slip and fall, not that it wouldn’t be hilarious.
Stew-O: Well it looks like she has a plan here as she’s waiting for Cy Henderson to get back up! Cy slowly finds his way back to his feet, AND NOW MS. EXTREME DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE, TAKING CY OUT WITH THE GLASS CEILING!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, NO!!! CY CAUGHT HER!!!
Persephone: :francis:
Stew-O: CY CAUGHT MS. EXTREME, AND NOW HE DROPS HER ONTO HER NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! THAT WAS A VICIOUS GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT CY DOESN’T STOP THERE! HE IS HOLDING ONTO MS. EXTREME AS HE MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET!!! CY MAKES IT BACK UP, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! CY ONCE AGAIN CHOOSES NOT TO LET GO, AS HE INSTEAD FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET FOR A THIRD TIME! CY HENDERSON NOW WITH A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! THE THIRD ONE DOESN’T CONNECT, AS MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO THROW A BACK ELBOW THAT HITS CY IN THE JAW!! CY LETS GO- AND THIS ALLOWS DONOVAN DUKE TO COME FROM BEHIND AND SEND CY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! CHAOS THEORY BY DONOVAN DUKE!!!! DONOVAN MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOMETHING IN MIND FOR CY HENDERSON HERE AS HE GRABS CY BY THE LEGS!!!!
Stew-O: IT LOOKS LIKE CY HENDERSON IS ABOUT TO GO FOR A RIDE, AS DONOVAN DUKE BEGINS TO DELIVER THAT GIANT SWING!!! DONOVAN CALLS THIS “CAUGHT IN A TWISTER”, AND I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY BETTER WAY TO DESCRIBE THE SITUATION CY IS STUCK IN AS THE CROWD BEGINS TO COUNT ALONG!!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Stew-O: DONOVAN KEEPS GOING, AND THE FANS IN ATTENDANCE SEEM TO LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!
Crowd: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Persephone: How long does he plan to keep this up?
Gavin Kirkland: IF I HAD TO GUESS, UNTIL CY HENDERSON CAN’T CONTINUE! WITH THE STATE CY IS ALREADY IN, I’M NOT SURE IF HE’LL BE ABLE TO TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!
Crowd: ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTE-
Stew-O: HOLY GROUND!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL!?!? AS GREAT AS THAT DISPLAY OF STRENGTH WAS BY DONOVAN, MS. EXTREME JUST CUT IT SHORT BY JUMPING OVER CY AND PLANTING THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER WITH HOLY GROUND!!!! SOMEHOW MS. EXTREME JUST FOUND A WAY TO FURTHER STACK THE ODDS IN VOLTAGE’S FAVOR, AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON DONOVAN DUKE!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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TTTHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: DONOVAN DUKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!
(There is a loud reaction from the crowd, and SOSA Henderson doesn’t look pleased knowing that he is the final member of team Showdown left. He thinks about his current situation as he and Ms. Extreme stare directly at each other, before finally SOSA slowly steps into the ring.)
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND, WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME JUST SCORED A HUGE ELIMINATION OVER DONOVAN DUKE AND DROPPED MY BRAND’S TEAM DOWN TO ITS LAST MEMBER, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CY HENDERSON IS ABOUT TO START CHIPPING VOLTAGE DOWN AS HE JUST LIFTED MS. EXTREME UP FROM BEHIND!!!!! RISING TIDE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO! MS. EXTREME SLIPS BEHIND CY, AND HE SHOVES HIM RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY SOSA!!!!! CY HENDERSON STUMBLES TO A KNEE, AND NOW MS. EXTREME RUNS THE ROPES-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BEFORE SHE COULD DELIVER A MOVE, CY RUSHES IN AND BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES AFTER HER!!! MS. EXTREME STOPS IN HER TRACKS AND TURNS AROUND, BUT SHE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO REACT!!!!!
Stew-O: CALAMITY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CALAMITY CONNECTS ON MS. EXTREME, AND CY HENDERSON FALLS BACK ON TOP OF HER FOR THE COVER!!! IT LOOKS LIKE VOLTAGE IS ABOUT TO LOSE ITS LEAD ALONG WITH ONE OF THEIR CO-CAPTAINS!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: MS. EXTREME HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!
Persephone: Wow. This brand sucks.
Gavin Kirkland: You mean your brand?
Persephone: Don’t remind me.
Stew-O: That was a huge elimination as right after Donovan Duke was taken out, Cy Henderson was able to eliminate Ms. Extreme and prevent Voltage from dominating the rest of the field! Adam Lucas and Limmy Monaghan are the final two left for Voltage, and Cy Henderson begins crawling over towards his team’s corner, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE LIMMY IS RUSHING IN TO PREVENT THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY GRABS CY FROM BEHIND BEFORE HE COULD TAG DRAKE IN- BUT CY DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW TO LIMMY TO SEND HIM STUMBLING BACKWARDS! CY HENDERSON NOW WITH THE TAG-
Stew-O: AND SOSA HENDERSON KICKS CY IN THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK!!! CY FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES, AND NOW SOSA TURNS AND HITS DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH A FOREARM BEFORE HE COULD ENTER THE RING! SOSA IS LOOKING TO TAKE OUT HIS OPPONENTS BEFORE THEY EVEN HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO UTILIZE THEIR NUMBERS ADVANTAGE- BUT THERE’S SOMEONE WHO STILL ISN’T DOWN AND OUT YET AND HE’S RIGHT BEHIND SOSA!
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY MONAGHAN LIFTS SOSA UP, BEFORE PLANTING HIM WITH A BELLY TO BACK BACKBREAKER!!!! SOSA CRUMBLES ONTO THE MAT AS DRAKE ARMSTRONG SLIDES INTO THE RING!
Persephone: SOSA might as well give up. I get all the people left in the match suck, but does he really think he can win this match on his own?
Stew-O: I believe that is the case, and to be fair to him there’s one factor you haven’t considered, WHICH IS THIS! DRAKE ARMSTRONG ATTACKS LIMMY FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE LEG, AND DYNASTY AND VOLTAGE SEEM TO BE GOING AT IT! Drake quickly pulls Limmy back up following that chop block, AND I BELIEVE DRAKE IS ONCE AGAIN SETTING UP FOR THE DEATH PENALTY!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIMMY DOESN’T GET HIT WITH IT, EITHER! LIMMY LIFTED DRAKE FOR A BACK BODY DROP BEFORE HEADING TOWARDS HIS CORNER FOR THE TAG- BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG LANDED ON HIS FEET, AND HE’S HEADING RIGHT AFTER LIMMY!!
(*TAG!*)
Stew-O: DRAKE ARMSTRONG RUNS IN, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING UPPERCUT TO LIMMY MONAGHAN! LIMMY SLOWLY STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO LIFT LIMMY UP BEFORE PLANTING HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM! Drake Armstrong is getting some huge moves right now, as Limmy Monaghan seems to be in some serious trouble!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake Armstrong slowly begins to back up as he waits for Limmy Monaghan to stir, and Limmy Monaghan seems to be on the receiving end of what turned out to be a fantastic attack by Drake Armstrong! Limmy is beginning to stir, but at a time like this I think he actually needs to stay down!
Persephone: Limmy’s one of the annoying types who cause matches to last an hour because he won’t just give up, so this shouldn’t be surprising.
Stew-O: Well even so, at a time like this, that might not be a good thing! DRAKE ARMSTRONG QUICKLY TURNS AND BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES, BEFORE GOING FOR-
Gavin Kirkland: THE EQUALISER!!!!!!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS JUST FLIPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TOOK DRAKE’S HEAD OFF WITH THE EQUALISER, AND THAT’S IT! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CORNER, ADAM TAGGED HIMSELF IN, AND DRAKE DIDN’T SEE IT AS HE HAD JUST HIT LIMMY WITH THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ONCE AGAIN TEAM VOLTAGE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS, ONLY THIS TIME IT MAY JUST BE WHAT RUINS DYNASTY’S CHANCES OF WINNING!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM GRABS DRAKE ARMSTRONG BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND AS SOON AS HE BOUNCES OFF- ADAM POPS HIM UP BEFORE PLANTING HIM WITH LEVEL UP!!!! LEVEL UP CONNECTS ON DRAKE ARMSTRONG, AND ADAM LUCAS DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: DRAKE ARMSTRONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(Cy Henderson slowly pulls himself onto the apron, and he just sighs, both out of exhaustion and knowing that he is now the final participant on his team. Adam Lucas slowly returns to his feet as Limmy Monaghan rolls out to the apron, and Adam looks towards both SOSA Henderson and Cy Henderson, knowing that Voltage has the advantage once again.)
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS RUSHES RIGHT AT SOSA HENDERSON, HITTING HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW!!!! ADAM QUICKLY TURNS TOWARDS CY HENDERSON WHO WAS ENTERING THE RING, AND ADAM HITS HIM WITH A KNEE LIFT! ADAM KNOWS THAT HE AND LIMMY HAVE THE TOOLS TO WIN HERE! HE JUST NEEDS TO KEEP CONTROL OF THIS ONE UNTIL LIMMY IS BACK IN THIS ONE! TEAM VOLTAGE HAS THE LEAD RIGHT NOW! BOTH SOSA AND CY ARE ON THEIR OWN!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM KICKS CY IN THE MIDSECTION- BUT WHEN HE TURNS TOWARDS SOSA, HE’S MET WITH A RIGHT HAND! ADAM STUMBLES BACK, AND SOSA CONNECTS WITH A SECOND! HE LOOKS FOR A THIRD- BUT ADAM BLOCKS IT! ADAM NOW SWINGING AT SOSA- BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!
Persephone: Yeah, and that enzuigiri made way for Cy to drop Adam with a shoulder block. I hate this brand, but it says a lot that these guys somehow still have two people left. What kind of awful teams were your brands making?
Stew-O: Well, a lot could happen in even a short period of time. Cy Henderson drags Adam Lucas back up- BUT ADAM HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM! SOSA LOOKS TO STRIKE- BUT ADAM HITS HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT! LIMMY MONAGHAN SEEMS TO BE LOOKING FOR THE TAG- BUT SOSA HENDERSON NOTICES THIS, CAUSING HIM TO RUN IN AND HIT LIMMY WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!! INSTEAD OF GOING AFTER ADAM DIRECTLY, SOSA TOOK HIS TEAMMATE OUT OF THE EQUATION!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT VOLTAGE ISN’T THE ONLY THING SOSA NEEDS TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT, AS CY HENDERSON SCOOPS HIM UP FROM BEHIND! NO WAY! IS HE ABOUT TO ELIMINATE THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!? WE ALL KNOW WHAT CY IS LOOKING FOR! IT’S RISING TIDE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! SOSA HENDERSON IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF DOWN BEHIND CY, BEFORE SHOVING CY INTO ADAM LUCAS’ PATH!!!! ADAM POPS HIM UP, TO TAKE THE FINAL MEMBER OF REBEL NATION 2.0 OUT OF THIS MATCH WITH LEVEL UP ONCE AGAIN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!! CY HENDERSON WAS ABLE TO LAND BEHIND ADAM, PULLING HIMSELF OVER HIM TO AVOID LEVEL UP!!!! ADAM IS LIFTED ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF CY HENDERSON, AND THIS TIME CY IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE RISING TIDE!!!!! THE RISING TIDE CONNECTS ON ADAM LUCAS, AND CY DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM WITH THE COVER, POTENTIALLY CUTTING DOWN VOLTAGE’S LEAD ONCE MORE!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(Cy Henderson slowly pulls himself off of Adam Lucas, while SOSA Henderson uses the ropes just to remain on his feet, staring directly at Cy. The fans are shocked by the turn of events, and slowly but surely, all attention is shifted towards the final member of team Voltage, Limmy Monaghan.)
Stew-O: And the lead has officially been cut down! We are down to the final three, and all three competitors are representatives of different brands! Limmy Monaghan slowly pulls himself into the ring, and I wouldn’t say any of the men remaining are exactly fresh. They’ve all spent their fair share of time in the ring, so this could definitely be a rough battle for them.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s right, but they’re here for a reason! They all want this Brand Warfare win, and from the looks of it, all three men are pushing themselves up! There is a staredown going on between all three men, waiting to see who will make the first move!
Persephone: Well whoever’s gonna strike first needs to hurry up. I don’t have all night here, and I don’t want to waste my time watching these guys look at each other-
Stew-O: DIABLE JAMBE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! THE FIRST THING LIMMY DID WAS LOOK TO TAKE CY OUT OF THE EQUATION WITH THE DIABLE JAMBE, BUT CY WAS ABLE TO AVOID IT!!! LIMMY TURNS TOWARDS CY HENDERSON, AND CY LIFTS LIMMY UP FOR PHANTOM DEATH!!!!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT, THOUGH!!! LIMMY SHOVES CY HENDERSON AWAY, AND SOSA HENDERSON LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE!!! STOLE YO B-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! CY CATCHES SOSA INTO A HALF NELSON, BEFORE POPPING HIM UP INTO A NECKBREAKER!!!! HUGE MOVE BY CY HENDERSON- WHO IMMEDIATELY HAS TO DIVE OUT OF THE WAY AS LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES ON THE ATTACK, ATTEMPTING A PENALTY KICK!!! THESE THREE ARE REALLY GOING AT IT RIGHT NOW AS CY GRABS LIMMY AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING! CY NOW RUNNING IN- BUT LIMMY CATCHES HIM WITH A BOOT, FORCING HIM TO STUMBLE BACK! LIMMY NOW CHARGING IN- BUT CY DUCKS UNDER HIS ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT!
Persephone: YEAH, AND NOW SOSA IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE BY PULLING LIMMY INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!!!! FINALLY, WE’RE ALMOST DONE!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: NEVERMIND, LIMMY KICKED OUT! :mjcry:
Stew-O: LIMMY ATTEMPTS TO HIT SOSA WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW- BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER IT BE TURNING AND CATCHING LIMMY WITH HIS OWN BICYCLE KNEE!!!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOSA HASN’T FULLY RECOVERED FROM THAT NECKBREAKER YET!
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, and here comes the one responsible for it! Cy Henderson pulls SOSA Henderson up, BUT SOSA THROWS A PUNCH TO CY’S RIBS! SOSA WITH A SECOND ONE! A THIRD NOW! CY RESPONDS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION THOUGH, AND HE GOES TO SEND SOSA INTO THE CORNER- BUT SOSA TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS CY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES INSTEAD!!! CY HITS THE TURNBUCKLES HARD, AND SOSA RUNS IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK!!! SOSA NOW JUMPING UP FOR DEADSHOT-
Stew-O: NO! CY HOLDS ONTO SOSA HENDERSON, PREVENTING HIM FROM CONNECTING WITH DEADSHOT!!!! CY TAKES A FEW STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER, BEFORE LIFTING SOSA FOR A SUPLEX-
Gavin Kirkland: WHICH SOSA IS ABLE TO COUNTER WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!! SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND CY, AND NOW HE JUMPS UP AND DROPS CY ON HIS HEAD WITH A POISONRANA!!!! CY IS DOWN, AND NOW SOSA ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON AS HE SEES LIMMY MONAGHAN GETTING BACK UP! SOSA HENDERSON IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE INTENDS TO MAINTAIN HIS MOMENTUM AS HE DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY!!!
Stew-O: EXCALIBUR!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST CAUGHT SOSA OUT OF THE SKY WITH EXCALIBUR!!!!! SOSA LOOKED FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY, BUT THAT JUST BACKFIRED A LIMMY WAS ABLE TO PUT HIM DOWN WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVES IN HIS ARSENAL!!!!! SOSA HENDERSON IS DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MAY BE IT FOR SHOWDOWN IN THIS MATCH!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN HOOKS THE LEGS, TO ELIMINATE SOSA FROM THIS MATCH!!!!!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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TTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: HE KICKED OUT????
Gavin Kirkland: HE DID!!! SOSA HENDERSON ACTUALLY KICKED OUT!!!! THIS ONE IS NOT OVER YET! Limmy is still in control though, and he backs himself up into the corner of the ring as he knows SOSA can’t possibly have much left! Limmy Monaghan is waiting for SOSA to begin getting back to his feet, and I think it’s clear what he’s setting up for!
Persephone: This better work. Showdown literally never wins at Territorial Invasion anyway. Why are we dragging this out?
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson slowly makes it to a knee, AND NOW LIMMY MONAGHAN RUSHES IN FOR THE SWINGING BACK ELBOW! DIVINE DEPARTURE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CYCLONE LARIAT!!!!!
Stew-O: CY HENDERSON JUST INTERCEPTED WITH THE CYCLONE LARIAT, LAYING LIMMY MONAGHAN OUT BEFORE THE DIVINE DEPARTURE COULD CONNECT!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN WAS JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT, AND CY HENDERSON ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME HERE!!! HE BEGINS TO LIFT LIMMY MONAGHAN ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND I THINK IT’S OBVIOUS WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR!!! RISING TIDE COMING UP!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, NO!!!! SOSA HENDERSON JUST BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES, AND HE HITS CY HENDERSON WITH A SPEAR!!!!!! HUGE SPEAR BY SOSA HENDERSON, AND NOW SOSA HOOKS THE LEGS ON CY WHILE LIMMY ROLLS OVER TO THE APRON!!! CY HENDERSON MIGHT BE OUT OF THIS ONE!!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: CY HENDERSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! CY IS STILL IN THIS, AND SOSA JUST SLOWLY BEGINS TO SIT UP, SHAKING HIS HEAD AS THERE’S STILL NO TELLING WHICH TEAM WILL WALK AWAY WITH THE VICTORY!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SOSA Henderson gets back up and goes after Limmy Monaghan, pulling him back into the ring in order to avoid giving him time to recover. SOSA now just punching Limmy in the face as Limmy stumbles into the corner, and SOSA just begins to repeatedly stomp away at him!
Persephone: Cy is starting to get back up, but thankfully SOSA isn’t letting him get time to breathe, either.
Stew-O: Cy pulls himself up, BUT SOSA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Limmy is pulling himself up, SO SOSA SENDS CY CRASHING INTO LIMMY, AS CY INADVERTENTLY HITS LIMMY WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! CY HENDERSON STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON GOES FOR A-
Gavin Kirkland: PHANTOM DEATH!!!! CY HENDERSON CONNECTS WITH PHANTOM DEATH ON SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!! CY QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND THIS ISN’T GOOD!!! I THINK CY HAS THE END OF TEAM SHOWDOWN IN HIS SIGHTS RIGHT NOW!!!!
Stew-O: CY HENDERSON LIFTS SOSA HENDERSON UP… AND IT CONNECTS!!!!! **RISING TIDE CONNECTS ON SOSA HENDERSON**!!!!…..
Gavin Kirkland: BUT… SOSA HENDERSON JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!! CY TOOK SOSA DOWN WITH THE RISING TIDE, BUT SOSA JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND AVOIDED BEING PINNED!!!!!! SOSA HENDERSON IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, AS BEING NEAR THE EDGE OF THE RING MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HIS CHANCES!!!! CY HENDERSON CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES!
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON IS LAID OUT AT RINGSIDE, BUT HE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!! UNLESS ONE OF THE COMPETITORS IN THE BRING HIM BACK INTO THE RING, IT LOOKS LIKE SOSA’S JUST BEEN SAVED!!!!
Persephone: This match is awful. Just pure incompetence I’m seeing right now.
Stew-O: Cy Henderson slowly returns to his feet, and he isn’t happy at all about this. Cy chooses not to lose focus though… But as he turns around, he’s faced by the same man he defeated back at Pain for Pride!
Gavin Kirkland: I think you’re leaving out some context there! Limmy and Cy are standing face to face, and I’m sure Limmy hasn’t forgotten HOW Cy won that match!
Persephone: Yeah, he got low blowed or something, right?
Stew-O: That’s right, AND NOW LIMMY FIRES AWAY WITH AN ELBOW TO CY! CY RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! NOW LIMMY! NOW CY! BOTH MEN GO BACK AND FORTH WITH EACH OTHER IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A BIT OF A PAIN FOR PRIDE REMATCH IN THE FINAL STAGES OF BRAND WARFARE, ONLY THIS TIME I DON’T THINK CY WILL GET AWAY WITH THE SAME TRICKS HE PULLED LAST TIME!
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT, BUT CY SENDS ONE BACK IN RETURN! CY NOW RUNNING OFF THE ROPES- BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN SLIPS BEHIND HIM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!!!! LIMMY NOW IMMEDIATELY DRAGGING CY HENDERSON BACK UP, AND HE GETS CY IN POSITION FOR OUTER HEAVEN!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN LOOKS TO TAKE CY OUT OF THIS MATCH AND FINALLY GET SOME PAYBACK!!!!
Stew-O: CY DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN THAT EASILY, THOUGH! CY FREES HIS ARMS BEFORE LIMMY COULD DELIVER THE MOVE, AND DELIVERS A BACK BODY DROP! NOW IT’S HIS TURN TO GO ON THE OFFENSIVE AS EVEN MOVES LIKE THAT WILL CAUSE FAR MORE DAMAGE THIS LATE INTO THE MATCH! LIMMY MONAGHAN SLOWLY STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT THAT SEEMS TO BE EXACTLY WHERE CY HENDERSON WANTED HIM!!!!! CY HENDERSON PULLS LIMMY IN, AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE IS LOOKING TO PUT LIMMY DOWN WITH THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL! CY LIFTS LIMMY UP-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIMMY IS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF FROM CY’S GRASP BEFORE LANDING BACK ON HIS FEET!!! LIMMY NOW WITH A SUPERKICK, AND THIS CAUSES CY HENDERSON TO SLOWLY BEGIN TO STUMBLE!! LIMMY MONAGHAN NOW RUNNING OFF THE ROPES- BUT CY HENDERSON CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!!! THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH ONCE MORE, AND NOW CY HENDERSON WAITS FOR LIMMY TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!!!
Persephone: Limmy is really about to fail Voltage. It should’ve been Luis representing this brand, not him.
Gavin Kirkland: But… He’s a member of Showdown’s roster, and was in Divi-
Persephone: Shut up.
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan slowly stumbles back to his feet, AND NOW CY HENDERSON BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES!!!!! CY PICKS UP SPEED, AND NOW HE LOOKS TO CUT THROUGH LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH CALAMITY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DIABLE JAMBE!!!!!!
Persephone: :oh:
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY CAUGHT CY WITH DIABLE JAMBE BEFORE HE COULD HIT CALAMITY, AND THIS CAUSES CY TO FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES!!!!!
Stew-O: BEFORE BOUNCING OFF OF THEM AND HITTING LIMMY WITH THE CYCLONE LARIAT!!!!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S NOT MUCH LEFT IN THEM!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Cy Henderson and Limmy Monaghan slowly begin to stir, and Cy pulls himself over towards Limmy. Cy grabs Limmy- BUT LIMMY HITS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND! There wasn’t much behind that, but it was enough to prevent Cy from attacking! Both men slowly begin to stir, and you have to think about how heated this is right now! This has been coming ever since what happened at Pain for Pride, and-
Persephone: ?????
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL????
Gavin Kirkland: SOSA HENDERSON JUST DOVE OFF THE TOP ROPE, LANDING ON TOP OF BOTH COMPETITORS WITH A DOUBLE “PAID IN FULL” RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS!!!!!
Stew-O: SOSA WAS NEVER ELIMINATED, AND HAD SPENT HIS TIME OUT AT RINGSIDE AFTER HE WAS HIT WITH THE RISING TIDE!!!!! SOSA HENDERSON WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO BOTH MEN RIGHT AFTER THEY HAD TAKEN EVERYTHING OUT OF EACH OTHER, AND SOSA ISN’T FINISHED, EITHER!!!!! SOSA CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE MORE, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND PAID IN FULL TO BOTH MEN!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SOSA HENDERSON PULLS LIMMY MONAGHAN ON TOP OF CY HENDERSON, BEFORE DROPPING DOWN AND COVERING BOTH MEN!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED??? DID SOSA JUST STEAL THIS ONE FOR TEAM SHOWDOWN!?!?!?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Bella Braxton: LIMMY MONAGHAN AND CY HENDERSON HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd explodes, in complete shock seeing how this match ended. ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef begins to play as SOSA Henderson slowly rolls off of both Limmy Monaghan and Cy Henderson. Despite being so exhausted after being the final participant of team Showdown for so long, SOSA has a smirk on his face, knowing that he was able to come out of this match on top.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners.. SOSA HENDERSON, DONOVAN DUKE, JON KELTON, CODY MAVERICK AND CHARLIE MARR… TEEEAAAMMMMMM SSHHOOOOWWWWDDOOOOWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WE DID IT!!!! IT HURTS TO SEE LIMMY LOSE, BUT SHOWDOWN WINS BRAND WARFARE!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!
Stew-O: HOW DID SOSA HENDERSON DO IT???? SOSA Henderson was left as the sole survivor for team Showdown, and while we thought victory wasn’t possible for him at this point, it turns out that he was able to use the chaos of this match to his advantage!
Gavin Kirkland: Limmy and Cy took each other out, and while I’m not surprised they gave that fight everything they had, SOSA Henderson certainly made the most of it! The 24/7 Contract holder is able to leave Territorial Invasion as not only the sole survivor for Showdown, but as winner of Brand Warfare!
Persephone: Wait… Showdown actually won?… Is the world ending?
Stew-O: I can’t say I expected Brand Warfare to end this way, but if anyone was capable of winning, especially in this fashion, it’s SOSA Henderson. Everyone brought their best to this match, but it looks like this is Showdown’s time! Congratulations to team Showdown!
(SOSA Henderson slowly uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, and his grin is more visible as he has his hand raised by the referee. Limmy Monaghan and Cy Henderson are both seen seated in ringside, and neither the Captain of team Rebel Nation 2.0 nor the Co-Captain of team Voltage look happy seeing how things played out SOSA Henderson remains in the ring, celebrating the Brand Warfare victory as Territorial Invasion fades from ringside.)
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(‘Telephone Call From Istanbul’ by Tom Waits begins to play throughout the Olympic Stadium as Kirk Redwood comes out. Kirk comes out with gritted teeth, hyping himself up by slapping around his face. He begins to make his way down the ramp and head towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!! 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷
Stephie Love: AND…IT’S FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS…WEIGHING IN AT THE WEIGHT OF 210 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE DOG OF WAR’…KIRK REDWOOD!!!!!
Stew-O: On the Dynasty after Reckless Wiring, Kirk Redwood interrupted Chris Elite and made it known that he wanted a shot at Hans Grayson’s Interwire Championship. This ended with Chris stepping aside and allowing Kirk the opportunity. But, Chris would be next in line for a shot at whoever the champion is.
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood has been waiting for an opportunity like this. He’s wanted to add a single’s championship to his resume for a while. He’s a former Unified Tag Team Champion with Solomon Stane. But, he would love nothing more than to solidify this single’s run with a single’s championship to his name. I can’t imagine what that would mean for him to win tonight. For himself. For his girlfriend. For his daughter. There’s a ton of pressure to make sure that Kirk is able to exceed expectations tonight.
Jake Mercer: At the same time, Kirk Redwood is going up against Hans Grayson! Hans may be one of the biggest rising stars of the Dynasty brand. Someone who was able to get past Shinzo Sasaki. Now, he has Kirk waiting for him next. Kirk has said that this is just business to him. It doesn’t matter who is the champion. It never mattered the champion. He feels good about his chances tonight. This could be his moment tonight. It’s going to be tough. He’s going to need to be on point. If he wants to defeat Hans Grayson, he is going to need to focus, causing as much pain to the champion as possible.
(‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ by AFI begins to play through the speakers as the crowd immediately stands up as Hans Grayson comes out. The Interwire Championship wrapped around his waist, glistening underneath all of the spotlights. Hans hypes himself up on top of the ramp before making his way down. He unbuckles the title on his way to the ring. He raises the title high in the air, allowing Kirk Redwood – who has been sitting down at one of the corners – get a good look at the title.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA…WEIGHING IN AT THE WEIGHT OF 219 POUNDS…HE IS THE CURRENT EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… ‘FIRE HEART’…HANS GRAYSON!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson won the title from Drake Armstrong at Pain for Pride. A year after he had won the New Breed Championship from Caroline. Lost the title at House of Glass to Michael Machina. Since then, he had been on a climb to his next big opportunity – the Interwire Championship. That was completed at Pain for Pride back in June. He managed to get through Shinzo Sasaki at House of Glass. Now, he will have to overcome Kirk Redwood.
Flannery McCoy: Something that Hans Grayson has noted is that he doesn’t want to be taken as a nice guy around these parts. He knows that it’s going to make people assume that he’ll be easy to take down and rip the title from. He doesn’t want people to get that wrong about him. He’s been aware of the target on his back. The other Elitists in the back want nothing more than dethrone him. He’s going to be facing Kirk Redwood, who has made his intentions felt. He will brutalize and destory Hans – no matter what it will take. He just wants to be champion.
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson’s held the Interwire Championship for about three months now. Losing is not an option for him. He is going to need to get through this defense and maybe, one or two more if he wants to wrap up 2024 as the Interwire Champion!
(Hans Grayson raises the title high above his head. Kirk Redwood is getting a good look at the title as he knows what’s on the line. The two men are beginning to banter. Already, things seem to be heating up between the two men, who want nothing more than to get this match going.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND, KIRK REDWOOD DOESN’T GIVE HANS GRAYSON ANY TIME TO SETTLE IN! HE GOES STRAIGHT AFTER THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH A SPINNING LEG LARIAT!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson is knocked down! Kirk Redwood sent a message to the champion in the opening of this match up! I don’t think that Hans is able to believe it! Kirk is gesturing for Hans to get to his feet! Hans manages to find his way up to a vertical base! Now, the two men are staring down at each other, nose-to-nose as Kirk is more than ready for this fight!
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON GRABS KIRK REDWOOD BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE FIRST PUNCH OF THIS MATCH UP! KIRK REDWOOD CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH BACK TO HANS GRAYSON! HANS WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TO KIRK! KIRK WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TO HANS! THESE TWO ARE DELIVERING SOME STIFF PUNCHES TO EACH OTHER! BOTH OF THEM WANT TO KNOCK THE OTHER BACK! But, both men are not backing down whatsoever! Kirk manages to shove Hans by his face as that takes him back! You can see a bit of cockiness in Kirk’s face! But, Hans goes forward and connects with a side kick to the hip of Kirk!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood looks down at his hip, where Hans Grayson hit him before looking up at the Interwire Champion! Kirk grabs Hans from underneath his chin before connecting with a rolling snapmare before taking a moment to process and then hitting him with the side kick to the spine! Kirk doesn’t seem to be phased by the kick! He turns himself to his knees as he looks up at Hans! The two of them are staring at each other as Hans begins to throw a couple of shoot kicks in the direction of Kirk’s face! With every blow to the body and face, Kirk seems like he is more than capable of handling all of that!
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood begins to find his way back to his feet as Hans Grayson throws another side kick — BUT KIRK INTERCEPTS THAT KICK! HE JUST CAUGHT HANS’ FOOT! HANS LOOKS TO BE QUITE SURPRISED, BUT KIRK CONNECTS WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP AS THAT TAKES HANS DOWN TO THE MAT! BUT, KIRK STILL HAS CONTROL OF THE LEG OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION! AND, HE ADJUSTS HANS BEFORE GETTING HIM INTO POSITION FOR A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB! KIRK APPLIES THE SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB AS HE GETS THE CHAMPION IN SOME TROUBLE IN THE EARLY PARTS OF THIS MATCH UP!
Jake Mercer: BUT, HANS GRAYSON LOOKS TO BE ROLLING HIMSELF THROUGH THE LEGS OF KIRK REDWOOD AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, OUT OF THE SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB! HANS HAS POSSESSION OF KIRK’S LEG AS HE MANAGES TO SCOOP KIRK TO THE GROUND AS HANS FINDS A WAY BACK UP, CLUTCHING TO THE ANKLE OF KIRK AS HE APPLIES AN ANKLE LOCK ON KIRK! NOW, IT’S KIRK THAT FINDS HIMSELF IN SOME TROUBLE AS HANS HAS HIS CHALLENGER WHERE HE WANTS HIM! BUT, KIRK MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF OUT OF THE ANKLE LOCK SUBMISSION HOLD! WITH THE FORCE OF THAT, HE FLINGS HANS FORWARD AS HE COLLIDES THE TOP OF HIS SKULL WITH THE TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood finds himself to his feet as grabs Hans Grayson by his waist before taking him back with a German suplex! Hans lands to his feet as Kirk is caught off guard about that! He charges towards the champion, looking to take him down with a clothesline! But, Hans manages to get himself in a crucifix position before taking Kirk back with a crucifix roll! Is he looking to retain his title in quick fashion?
ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood manages to roll himself off his shoulders! He still has Hans Grayson in that crucifix position as he gingerly gets himself to his feet! Then, he drops back down as that causes Hans to crash down with Kirk still on top of him! Kirk is looking for a pin of his own!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson kicks himself out! Kirk Redwood begins to apply a headlock on the Interwire Champion! Kirk begins to connect with some fists to the spine of ‘The Fire Breathing Dragon’ who seems to be a bit conquered at the moment! This just manages to take the punishment that Kirk is sending in his direction! Kirk manages to lift up Hans in a front headlock before connecting with some knee strikes to the abdomen of the champion! Then, Kirk goes back to the horizontal set of ropes before rebounding off of them and connecting with a basement dropkick as that sends the champion to his knees! Now, this is quite similar to what we saw earlier in this match!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood with a huge smirk on his face as he looks around the sea of EAW fans in Seoul, South Korea! He grabs Hans Grayson from underneath his chin before throwing a huge punch to the face of Hans! Kirk expected for that move to knock Hans down, but Hans remains perfectly still as he looks back at Kirk with an intensity on his face! Kirk gets himself back into position before launching himself forward sending another punch to Hans’ direction! Still, we see Hans not moving from that punch!
(It’s safe to say with each punch from Kirk Redwood, Hans Grayson is feeling himself being fired up. Kirk throws a punch, hoping that it’s the one that causes Hans to go down! Instead, it gets Hans rising back up.)
Flannery McCoy: OH NO! HANS GRAYSON IS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE’S STARING RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KIRK REDWOOD! KIRK HAS BEEN MORE THAN EAGER FOR THIS FIGHT! HANS THROWS A PUNCH THAT CAUSES TO STABBER KIRK BACK, BUT KIRK GETS RIGHT BACK TO HANS’ FACE AS HE RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN! HANS THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH TO KIRK! KIRK WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TO HANS! THESE TWO MEN ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER! HANS MANAGES TO THROW A PUNCH THAT SENDS KIRK STUMBLING BACK! I think that Hans might have Kirk there — no! Kirk connects with a side kick to Hans’ left hip! Kirk connects with another one! This time, it manages to land on one of Hans’ legs! Then, we see Kirk looking to scoop Hans’ feet! But, Hans manages to jump just on time as he begins to back away!
Jake Mercer: Still, it seems like Hans Grayson is not backing away from the fight, but knowing that he is going to be cautious around Kirk Redwood! Kirk finds his fist in front of his face more than ready to get brutal when the moment arrives! Hans decides to do the same thing! The two men are circling around, looking to see who is going to hit the first punch! We see Hans throw a kick out, trying to see if Kirk takes the bait, but Kirk could smell that bait from a mile away! Kirk throws a slight punch out, wondering if it will get Hans to react, but Hans seems to be quite calm about everything!
Stew-O: The two men go to lock it up at the same time, but Kirk Redwood grabs Hans Grayson by his wrist before giving it a twist and taking place behind the champion! But, Hans counters that wrist lock before getting behind his challenger! And now, Kirk gets right behind the champion! Kirk connects with a bell clap to the ears — something that he may have learned from Solomon Stane during their team in the Off-Brand Amphetamines! Then, Kirk manages to clutch Hans by those wrists of his before connecting with the back suplex! ‘The Bastardplex’ takes Hans back! He lands right on his spine as Kirk picks up Hans in a front headlock before taking him up and connecting with a brainbuster!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson with a kick out! Kirk Redwood finds his way back to his feet! He yanks Hans up by one of his arms before throwing his chest first to the turnbuckle at the corner! Hans is clutching his response in reaction as Kirk bolts right after the Interwire Champion! ‘Blitzkrieg Bop’ — the running knee to the back of Hans’ head as that causes him to collapse down to his knees! Then, we see Kirk grabbing from behind and throwing him shoulder first against the turnbuckle at the corner! Yikes! Hans slides out of the turnbuckle as Kirk nails Hans with a dropkick as Hans goes crashing to the corner once more!
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps to the gut of Hans Grayson! Now, we see that Kirk is placing his foot on the face of Hans! I think that the referee may need to step in to stop this!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Stew-O: We see that Kirk Redwood is a little cautious! He doesn’t want to risk getting himself disqualified here! He holds his hands up as he backs away! Yet, his sight of the champion does not leave! Hans Grayson is using the top rope to help yank himself to his feet! The Interwire Champion is feeling even more fired up as Kirk Redwood is giving the thumbs up to resume this match! BUT, HANS MANAGES TO GET KIRK BY HIS SHOULDERS AND THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! NOW, WE SEE HANS CONNECTING WITH A SERIES OF SIDE-HANDED CHOPS TO THE CHEST OF ‘THE DOG OF WAR!’ THE CROWD IS JUST EATING THIS UP! THIS SPRING OF ENERGY FROM THE CHAMPION OUT OF NOWHERE! ONE LAST PUNCH TO KIRK’S FACE BEFORE TOPPING THAT OFF WITH AN ELBOW TO THE TOP OF KIRK’S SKULL AS THAT CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE FORWARD, LOOKING FOR THAT FALL!
Flannery McCoy: But, Hans Grayson manages to pick up Kirk Redwood and connect with a vertical suplex as he floats over for a cover on Kirk!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood with the kick out! Hans Grayson positions Kirk in a seated position before going for a chin lock! But, it seems like Kirk is not wanting to remain in this position for too long as he tries to muster up some of his strength to get to his feet! Hans realizes that as he manages to adjust his approach a bit by connecting with a sleeper hold on his challenger! But, Kirk manages to grab Hans by his hair and yank him forward with the strength that he has to offer at the moment! He was hoping that Hans would collapse to a seated position, but Hans managed to land on his feet!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson manages to take Kirk Redwood back with an elbow shot to the face! Kirk goes right after him, looking to go for a clothesline, but Kirk ducks the clothesline before running to the horizontal ropes in front of him, spring boarding off of them and connecting with a crossbody into a forearm to Kirk as that manages to take him down! Kirk tries to find a way back to his feet, but Hans connects with a superkick as that takes Kirk back! Then, we see Hans grab Kirk by his wrist before whipping him to the ropes! But, Kirk counters that whip as Hans is sent to the ropes! He holds onto those ropes as Kirk goes right towards him, but lands into an elbow from Hans!
Flannery McCoy: This takes Kirk Redwood back as Hans Grayson goes right after him, nailing him with a sling blade! Then, the champion picks up Kirk before connecting with a series of right punches to the face! ‘The Dog of War’ is taken back as he’s begging for Hans to punch him even harder! THIS FIRES UP HANS TO THROW ONE OF THE NASTIEST PUNCHES THAT MANAGES TO KNOCK KIRK TO THE GROUND! I THINK THAT KIRK WAS OFF GUARD BECAUSE OF IT! :damn:
Jake Mercer: HANS GRAYSON IS NOW GESTURING FOR KIRK REDWOOD TO GET TO HIS FEET AND KIRK GETS RIGHT BACK UP! HE SHOVES HANS BACK! BUT, HANS MANAGES TO DELIVER A HUGE SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF KIRK! BUT, KIRK SPITS ON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION’S FACE! HANS BEGINS TO WIPE THE SPIT FROM HIS FACE AS KIRK GESTURES FOR HANS TO GIVE IT EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS TO OFFER! BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE TWO MEN BEGIN TO THROW PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER! BOTH OF THEM GOING AT IT, REFUSING TO BACK DOWN FROM THE FIGHT! KIRK DELIVERS A HUGE UPPERCUT AS THAT SENDS THE CHAMPION BACK! BUT, HANS RESPONDS BY TACKLING KIRK TO THE GROUND! HANS BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! BUT, KIRK ROLLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIM AS HE CONNECTS WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! THIS HAS BEEN A FIST FIGHT WITH THESE TWO! REAL GRAPS!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood is the one up to his feet as he grabs Hans Grayson up by that hair! He takes the champion in a front headlock before placing him stomach-first on the top rope! Hans is dangling like a seesaw on that top rope as Kirk begins to go to one of the sides! He is looking right at the skull of Hans! He runs right at the champion as he nails a jumping knee as that knocks Hans to the ground once more! Kirk picks up Hans before connecting with a butterfly suplex as that takes him back! But, Kirk connects with a sliding clothesline to the back of Hans’ head! Another pin fall attempt from Kirk!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson with a kick out! Kirk Redwood shakes his head, but he remains focused on the task on hand — win this match and walk out as the NEW Interwire Champion! Kirk gets Hans up before throwing him through the middle rope as he sends ‘The Fire Breathing Dragon’ out of the ring! Kirk rolls himself out of the ring, so that he can retrieve Hans! Now, I’m kind of intrigued with what Kirk has in mind going here?
(Kirk Redwood is looking towards the commentators’ booth as he begins to take off the padding and monitors off. He is demanding for the commentators’ to move to the side as he has something brewing. The commentators grab as many of their papers as possibly and move to the side. The headsets are still on their heads.)
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood looks like he’s done with all of this remodeling. He looks back at Hans Grayson who is looking to find himself back to his feet. Kirk grabs Hans by the back of his head before smashing his face on top of our table! And again! And again! Over and over, Kirk has been proving to be a bit tough of a hurdle for Hans to get through! Then, Kirk places Hans on top of the table! I have no idea what Kirk is looking to do, but Hans will need to find himself out of the situation, if he wants ANY shot of retaining his title! The referee is trying to tell Kirk to get himself down from the table, but Kirk flips him off before getting Hans! He double under hooks the arms of the champion before lifting him up — ‘BRAINDEAD BUSTER’ — THAT BUTTERFLY BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS HANS GRAYSON LANDS ON THE TOP OF HIS SKULL! :damn:
Stew-O: That looked brutal, but Kirk Redwood looks to the side at his handiwork and shakes his head! He finds his way back up to his feet as he gets Hans Grayson back into that position for the butterfly brain buster? Is he REALLY going for the move again??
Flannery McCoy: KIRK REDWOOD LIFTS UP HANS GRAYSON FOR THE ‘BRAINDEAD BUSTER’ AGAIN AS HE TAKES HIM BACK ONCE MORE! Kirk is sitting next to an unconscious Hans Grayson, looking at him! The referee is demanding for Kirk to get him and Hans back inside the ring, where he’ll have a bit more control of this match! He gets off the table as he gets Hans off the table! Hans drops down in response as it looks like Hans is having a challenging time with keeping himself up! Kirk picks up Hans in a ‘teddy bear’ hug position —
Jake Mercer: HE JUST SLAMMED HANS GRAYSON’S SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL RING POST! :damn: :damn: Then, he gets Hans and connects with a sambo suplex as Hans lands on the edge of the apron! Just imagine the impact of the move and what it could do to your spine! I would have been down and out, guys! Kirk Redwood has not been easy on Hans Grayson whatsoever! He wants nothing more than to take that title back to his girlfriend and daughter! He would love for tonight to be that night! At the same time, Hans is going to make sure that he doesn’t give up the title tonight!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson rolls himself off the apron as he’s clutching onto his spine! Kirk Redwood gets Hans up by the nape of his neck before slamming him face first against the steep steps! This causes Hans to go back as he falls to a seated position! Then, Kirk goes up to retrieve him before connecting with an uppercut as that knocks him back first against the steel steps! Kirk takes a few steps back before clotheslining Hans over the steel steps as he lands on the top of his head!
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood connects with punches to the face of Hans Grayson! He looks around the seas of EAW fans, who are rallying behind Hans! I mean, who wouldn’t, if a young, blonde and blue-eyed stud is seen in South Korea?
Jake Mercer: Blonde and blue eyed young men are the most attractive men for the locals around here! They’ll be the first to call their own ugly after eating a cupcake, but you put a young stud like Hans Grayson in those streets and he’s the most handsome man alive! Especially, when you put him up against someone like Kirk —
Stew-O: Now, Kirk Redwood can be conventionally attractive —
Flannery McCoy: He probably has a ton of nice traits that could make the female demographic like him. Just not my type.
Jake Mercer: He’s no Hans Grayson! No homo! 💯 But, Kirk Redwood seems more than content with his work, so he’s going to focus on rolling Hans Grayson back inside the ring! Kirk looks focused! He looks prepared! He knows how important it is to make sure that the tides of the match remain in your favor! He looks towards Hans, who is starting to show signs of getting up and Kirk knows that it’s now or never for him!
Stew-O: KIRK REDWOOD MANAGES TO SPRINGBOARD HIMSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE, BACK INSIDE THE RING BEFORE NAILING HANS GRAYSON WITH A ‘.50 CAL’ — THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! IS THIS PUNCH GOING TO LAND! IT DOES! IT MANAGES TO KNOCK DOWN HANS! HANS IS DOWN AS KIRK GOES FOR THE PIN FALL ATTEMPT! IS THIS GOING TO BE THE MOVE THAT SECURES HIM THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP?!?!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRR—
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON KICKS OUT! KIRK REDWOOD IS IN DISBELIEF!
(From that moment, it seemed like Kirk Redwood had the Interwire Championship in his disposal. He is grasping onto his hair, trying to process that Hans Grayson managed to kick out at the last second. There was a part of him that truly believed that he had Hans there. He was going to do something that had alluded to him and that was win a single’s championship and bring it home to his girlfriend and daughter.)
Jake Mercer: I don’t think that Kirk Redwood can believe that Hans Grayson manages to kick out! Now, he finds himself on top of the champion as he begins to bash his elbows to the skull of the Interwire Champion! It wasn’t enough there, but Kirk is going to make sure that the next time he hits one of his finishers, it’s going to be more than enough! Kirk grabs onto Hans’ blonde head of hair and yanks him up to his feet! There are straight daggers coming out of Kirk’s eyes! He runs the ropes in front of Hans, rebounds off of them and connects with a running knee strike as that takes him down!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood begins to get Hans Grayson up to his knees! Now, we are seeing Kirk going for a series of rapid headbutts to the Interwire Champion! Kirk is doing everything in his power to make sure that Hans stays down! But, just look at this — Hans is still trying to find a way through all of this! He still is looking to get up! Kirk can’t seem to believe it! Now, we see that Kirk is connecting with some slaps across each side of Hans’ face! It doesn’t seem to get any reaction out of Hans! Hans is looking down as Kirk is wondering why Hans won’t look at him! It’s almost like Kirk is taking it as a sign of disrespect here! Almost like the kind of vibe that Kirk was giving Hans around the beginning parts of this match up! Kirk is almost having fun with trying to provoke some reaction out of Hans!
Kirk Redwood: (off-mic) Where’s that fire, dragon??!?!
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood connects with a slap upside the head of Hans Grayson! No response from the champion! But, it seems like he is finding his way back to his feet as Kirk begins to connect with some side kicks to the hips and abdomen of the champion! But, Hans has such a serious look on his face! Hans has made it clear that he didn’t want to be taken as the ‘good guy’ that will let people use him as a doormat! It seems like Kirk thought that was going to be the type of energy that he was going to be getting here! While Hans is a tremendous wrestler, someone who always delivers, Kirk wasn’t sure if Hans had that extra fire that was going to actually make him be a bit selfish in this mess!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson finds himself up to a vertical base as Kirk Redwood throws one last side kick — HANS MANAGES TO CATCH THE LEG! NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE KIRK IS TRYING TO EASE UP ON HANS, SO THAT HE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING THAT HE MAY REGRET! BUT, HANS GRAYSON WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP OF HIS OWN! THIS TAKES KIRK TO A CRAWLING POSITION — AT LEAST, KIRK IS TRYING TO GET TO IT! BUT, HE IS HOLDING THAT LEG OF HIS THAT HANS JUST TWISTED! HANS GRABS KIRK UP AND CONNECTS WITH A HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX AS THAT TAKES HIM BACK! KIRK FINDS HIMSELF UP TO HIS KNEES AS HANS SLIDES TOWARDS KIRK AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DDT! HANS GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE CHALLENGER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood with a kick out! He is still alive and kicking in this thing! Hans Grayson manages to get Kirk in a front headlock! He connects with fists to the spine as he wants to make sure that Kirk does not get himself to his feet! Kirk has been real hard-hitting with the punches and kicks in this match! That is something that Hans knew that he had to be prepared for! He straightens Kirk up before delivering a knife edge chop to the chest of ‘The Dog of War’ as he slowly takes him to one of the turnbuckles at the corner! There, Hans begins to stand himself up on the top turnbuckle and stands above Kirk! He begins to throw some punches to the top of Kirk’s skull!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN —
Flannery McCoy: KIRK REDWOOD MANAGES TO LIFT HANS GRAYSON UP AND OUT OF THE CORNER! HE HOISTS HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB! STILL, WE SEE HANS WHO IS DELIVERING PUNCHES TO THE SKULL, TRYING TO RELEASE HIMSELF OUT OF THE POSITION! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE THAT’S NOT WORKING! THE PUNCHES ARE HAVING LITTLE TO NO RESPONSE ON KIRK! IT SEEMS LIKE HANS MAY NEED TO ADJUST HIS PLAN AS HE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN! BUT, KIRK GETS HANS BY HIS WAIST! HE IS NOT LETTING HANS GO! ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CHAMPION! BELLY-TO-BACK INVERTED MAT SLAM CONNECTS ON HANS!
Jake Mercer: But, Kirk Redwood manages to get the legs of the Interwire Champion! Hans Grayson is tapped by the Boston crab! Earlier in the match, it was a single leg version of this move! This time, it’s both legs being clutched! I think that Hans is in trouble here, guys! I think that we could be seeing the beginning of the end of this! But, Hans is racing for that bottom rope as he gets his hands on before Kirk could REALLY secure the move into position!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, KIRK!
Stew-O: The referee creates a bit of distance between the champion and challenger! Kirk Redwood has no other option, but to release the move! This entire crowd is rooting for Hans Grayson to get to his feet! Kirk has really taken Hans to hell and back, being as brutal with these punches and strikes! Kirk is not waisting for any time for Hans to get completely back to his feet! He runs right after the champion! BUT, HANS MANAGES TO CATCH KIRK BY SURPRISE BY NAILING HIM WITH A ‘FLAMING PUNCH’ — HIS OWN VARIATION OF A JUMPING PUNCH MANAGES TO KNOCK KIRK BACK! I DON’T THINK THAT KIRK EXPECTED THAT! BUT, HANS IS NOT GOING TO LET THIS CHANCE ESCAPE FROM HIM! HE NEEDS TO PUT DOWN KIRK AND RETAIN HIS TITLE!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson follows that up with a standing moonsault as he lands on Kirk Redwood! Kirk is clutching onto his stomach! Hans grabs Kirk by the back of his head before throwing him to one of the corners! Hans charges right after Kirk and connects with a brutal knee strike to the face! But, he not only holds his knee underneath the chin of the challenger, but connects with a couple more knee strikes there to add a bit more damage! Then, he grabs Kirk and follows that up by a jumping bulldog! Hans finds himself back to his feet as he goes for that top turnbuckle! Hans is more than ready to wrap up this match for himself!
Jake Mercer: I think that he might be going for the ‘Grayson Splash’ — the springboard 450° splash that he normally likes to go with to end matches! It seems like that could be Kirk Redwood’s fate in just a matter of seconds —
Stew-O: BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE KIRK REDWOOD IS NOT GOING TO BE STAYING DOWN FOR LONG! HE LOOKS TO BE MEETING UP WITH HANS GRAYSON ON THAT TOP ROPE! I DON’T THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD SITUATION! KIRK THROWS A PUNCH TO HANS! HANS THROWS A PUNCH TO KIRK! KIRK WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF HANS’! HANS WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF KIRK! BOTH MEN ARE DELIVERING SOME OF THE STIFFEST PUNCHES! You can see Hans’ chest welting up and going pink from those strikes from Kirk! At least, Kirk seems to have that body hair that’s been a bit of protection from those welts! But, if you look around the stomach or spine, you can see a bit of welts forming there as well! Both men have been hard-hitting this entire match! Now, when you add heights to it, it’s not going to end well!
Flannery McCoy: KIRK REDWOOD IS BITING THE NOSE OF HANS GRAYSON!!!!! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL??!?! :damn:
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood is showing Hans Grayson what he is going to need to do to defeat him! He is going to need to be as aggressive as Kirk —HANS RETURNS THE FAVOR BY POKING THE EYE OF KIRK! AN EYE FOR AN EYE IS WHAT MOST PEOPLE WILL SAY! WITH THAT, HANS THROWS A GIANT PUNCH THAT KNOCKS KIRK OFF THE TOP ROPE! Kirk is trying to check on his eyes! I don’t think that Hans did anything that would cause permanent damage! BUT, HANS HAS HIS EYES ON KIRK AS HE FLIES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS A FLIP PILEDRIVER ON ‘THE DOG OF WAR!’ BUT, HANS IS NOT DONE THERE! HE HOPES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON THE APRON!
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON HAS HIS EYES ON KIRK REDWOOD AS HANS IS GESTURING FOR HIM TO RISE BACK TO HIS FEET! HANS IS MORE THAN READY TO END THIS MATCH! ***KIRK FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET AS HANS FRONT FLIPS HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A LARIAT AS THAT SENDS KIRK DOWN! ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT’ ON KIRK!*** HANS LOOKS DOWN AT THE CHALLENGER! IT SEEMS LIKE KIRK IS STILL FLINCHING A BIT! I’M NOT SURE IF THAT IS BECAUSE OF REACTION TO THE MOVE OR IF KIRK CAN ACTUALLY CONTINUE THIS MATCH FOR A BIT LONGER! HANS CAN GO FOR THE COVER HERE AND SECURE HIS TITLE! BUT, HANS IS AWARE OF THE COMPETITOR KIRK IS! HE KNOWS THAT HE IS GOING TO NEED TO DO A BIT MORE! HE HOPS OVER THE ROPES AGAIN AND FINDS HIMSELF ON THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON IS GESTURING FOR KIRK REDWOOD TO FIND HIMSELF UP AGAIN! STILL, YOU CAN SEE THAT KIRK IS TRYING TO GET HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! AT THIS POINT, I THINK THAT KIRK IS GOING TO PLOP DOWN AT ANY SECOND IF HANS DOESN’T HIT THIS MOVE! HANS FRONT FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AGAIN AND ***CONNECTS WITH THE ‘BURNING SHOT LARIAT’ FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH! KIRK IS TAKEN TO THE MAT ONCE MORE AS HANS GOES FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE ALL SHE WROTE??!?!***
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: YES, IT IS! HANS GRAYSON RETAINS!
(‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ plays once more as Hans Grayson rolls off of Kirk Redwood. Hans looks down on all the welts around his chest, some of them beginning to gush out blood before the referee hands him the Interwire Championship. Referee helps Hans to his feet as he raises his title in victory.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND **STILL** EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…HANS GRAYSON!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A BATTLE THAT WAS! Kirk Redwood and Hans Grayson did not hold back with any strike they threw at each other! Both of them are leaving the match with some scars around their bodies! A rememberance of this particular battle for the next few weeks! We witnessed some amazing endurance from Hans! Someone who didn’t want to be seen as a nice or good guy and I like to think that he delivered that message well. He will not be a pawn to anyone else’s story. Not as long as he’s the champion.
(Two other referees are helping Kirk Redwood out of the ring. Kirk looks a little disappointed with the result of this match. He tries to leave the ring underneath his own will. His hands on his hips as he processes the loss, but it sucks. He takes one last look at Hans Grayson with the Interwire Championship before making his way up the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: We knew what winning the Interwire Championship would have meant to Kirk Redwood. It would mean proving a ton to himself. It would mean bringing some pride to his family. There’s no doubt that this loss must sting him. But, he’ll bounce back. He brought it to the Interwire Championship. Did not hold back with any strike or blow. In some way, he helped Hans with pulling out a more aggressive side of himself. Hans knew the man that he was stepping into the ring too. But, did not know that Kirk was going to be on the level that he was tonight. Bright future for Kirk. Unfortunately, it wasn’t tonight. But, this is going to fire up that man even more!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson is not looking to let go of that title anytime soon! I wish luck to any other man or woman who steps in his way!
(The camera pans to the next match graphic of the night.)
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(The camera returns to ringside, where Bella Braxton is seen holding a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
( “Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen begins to blast through the P.A System as Dr. Bethany Blue makes her entrance here in Seoul, South Korea. She enters with pyro going off behind her. The fans here in South Korea give Bethany a negative reaction as she stares into the distance of the crowd people here in Olympic Stadium before she makes her way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing First! From Miami, Florida…. Weighing in at 125 pounds…. SHE IS DR. BETHANYYYYYYY BLUE!!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany following her match with her husband Adam Lucas at Pain for Pride had taken a two month break, but she made her grand return back at Bloodsport. That was when this all started, as Adam Lucas used that syringe on Candice Blair in order to win.
James Peters: For the sake of her husband turning to the side Bethany feels he was always meant to be, Candice Blair was the individual who ended up being injected with what turned out to be propofol! Bethany has made an enemy out of Candice Blair and now she has to deal with the consequences.
Persephone: What consequences? Having to suffer through a Candice Blair match? That’s pretty bad.
( Bethany Blue makes her down the ring and enters as she’s ready to fight as her music begins to fade out. Soon after, ‘Rhapsody in Pink’ by Stela Cole plays in the stadium here in Seoul as the reaction turns positive as Candice Blair makes her entrance. She looks determined as one can be given everything that’s happened between her and Bethany. Bethany stares directly at Candice as Candice marches her way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: And her opponent! Residing in Malibu, California…. Weighing in at 130 pounds…. SHE IS THE PRINCESS OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… CANDICE BLAIR!!!
Rich Russillo: If anyone should be pissed off, it should be Candice Blair as like we said she ended up in the crosshairs of this transformation that Bethany wanted for her husband to finally take. We all remember that needle being used on her, and things have been intense between these two ever since.
James Peters: Right on Rich, but it all will be settled here tonight at Territorial Invasion. Only one of these two will come out of this standing tall, and I suppose we’ll have to wait and see who that will be.
( Candice makes her way to the ring as she climbs the steel steps and enters through the ropes. She eyes Bethany who’s in her respective corner. She goes to her corner as her music begins to fade off. The referee rings the bell to begin this match. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: The bell rings for this match as right away Candice goes sprinting towards Bethany! Bethany is caught off guard with this as Candice nails her with an uppercut in the corner! She’s nailing her with some hard hitting punches to the skull as the crowd here in Seoul is energetic as hell to kick things off!
James Peters: Bethany manages to push Candice off as Candice rolls back up to her feet! Immediately though Candice goes right towards Bethany with even more punches, she wants her revenge against Bethany badly!! Candice climbs up to the second turnbuckle and goes straight for more punches as the crowd here chants!
Crowd: ONE!
Crowd: TWO!
Crowd: THREE!
Crowd: FOUR!
Crowd: FIVE!
Crowd: SIX!
Rich Russillo: Candice couldn’t get to the seventh punch as Bethany manages to escape and goes for a kick to the right leg of Candice causing her to tumble and losing her balance!! Candice takes a hard fall but is still trapped in the middle in a sort of tree of woe position!
Persephone: Candice looks like an idiot right now in that position.
James Peters: Bethany takes a few steps before running towards Candice who’s in that tree of woe position with a running basement dropkick! Nails her right in the face as the crowd here in Olympic Stadium disapproves of that.
Rich Russillo: Bethany doesn’t waste a single moment as she drags Candice right into the center of the ring, AND SHE LIFTS CANDICE UP AND INTO A SNAP SUPLEX, WHICH IS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY A COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: Not even a two count for Bethany as Candice immediately kicks out! I’m sure Bethany had to have known Candice wouldn’t go down so easily. We’re still very early into this.
Persephone: I’m surprised, did you think of that yourself James? You’re usually the stupid one.
Rich Russillo: Anyways, Bethany looks to be the one in control in this match as she now targets the right arm of Candice, nailing her with a vicious knee drop, pinned down on that canvas! She’s taking that right arm and whips right to the ground as Candice reels in that pain, my God!
James Peters: Bethany brings Candice right back to her feet as she’s looking to go for a Ripcord Clothesline as she goes for it and–
Rich Russillo: CANDICE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! Bethany turns around for something and she gets nailed with a Yakuza kick from Candice Blair! She is dazed from that kick as Candice delivers a nasty looking Saito Suplex!!!
Persephone: Why isn’t Candice going for the cover!?
James Peters: Because she didn’t have the chance. Bethany rolls out of the ring immediately following that Saito Suplex, and if there’s one thing we’ve always known it’s how smart Bethany can be! HOWEVER she can’t rest for long as Candice is standing on the apron and lands a Meteora right towards Bethany on the outside! Bethany goes down as Candice screams in excitement!
Rich Russillo: Candice brings Bethany back to her feet and goes right for an Irish Whip to the barricade! She goes for it and- WAIT A SECOND! BETHANY IS ABLE TO JUMP ONTO THE BARRICADE, STOPPING HERSELF FROM CRASHING INTO IT-
James Peters: BUT LOOK AT THAT RICH! CANDICE QUICKLY PULLS BETHANY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER, CAUSING BETHANY TO FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Persephone: She might need to get plastic surgery after that.
Rich Russillo: This match has taken a nasty turn, which is to be expected given everything that’s happened. Candice brings Bethany to her feet and brings her back into the ring as she then nails her with a Dragon Suplex!!! Bethany lands hard on that ring canvas as Candice goes for the cover in this match!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO-
James Peters: Bethany kicks out as Candice waits for Bethany to get back to her feet as she may already be looking to do the ‘Gold Rush’ Discus Clothesline!!! Candice wants Bethany to have her head knocked off her body this early into the match as she goes for it and–
Rich Russillo: BETHANY DODGES IT! Bethany manages to avoid being hit with Gold Rush! Candice catches herself and goes for another Yakuza Kick–
James Peters: BUT THERE’S A RUNNING KNEE LIFT FROM BETHANY! Bethany nails Candice with that Running Knee Lift right into Candice’s face! Candice looks dazed from that manuever as Bethany turns Candice around and NAILS THE RIPCORD CLOTHESLINE! IT WAS A SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT!
Rich Russillo: Bethany goes for the cover now as she hooks the right leg of Candice Blair!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
James Peters: Candice kicks out! I think Bethany expected Candice to kick out there as she immediately goes for the right arm again! This time she runs towards the ropes and back and lands yet another Knee Drop to that right arm! Bethany has a target and she is sticking to it as Candice rolls out of the ring.
Rich Russillo: Bethany doesn’t look impressed with Candice, meanwhile the fans in attendance just boo as loud as they can! One thing is for sure, and that’s that Bethany is far from being the fan favorite here.
James Peters: Bethany is here for a victory though, so she follows Candice to the outside once again! Bethany brings Candice to her feet and grabs a hold of her right arm! What is she possibly going to do with that arm on the outside?
Rich Russillo: Bethany has her eyes on something… AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S THE RING POST! Bethany slams Candice’s face on the apron before dragging her over towards the ring post, and it looks like Bethany really is intending to break Candice apart tonight! She’s going to break Candice’s arm using that ring post! She goes to slam Candice’s right arm into that post and–
James Peters: CANDICE STOPS IT AT THE LAST SECOND! SHE’S USING ALL HER STRENGTH TO NOT LET BETHANY BREAK HER ARM HERE! SHE ELBOWS BETHANY RIGHT IN THE ABS! AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: Candice is out of Bethany’s control as she lands a heatbutt to Bethany! Bethany looks confused from that as she’s leaning over on that ring post! Candice steps back and—
James Peters: HEEL KICK! HEEL KICK FROM CANDICE AS BETHANY’S HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE RING POST! CANDICE BRINGS BETHANY BACK INTO THE RING AS HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY KICKS OUT! Bethany’s head is bleeding just a bit following that moment of her head colliding with that ring post! Candice gets on top of Bethany, and she’s nailing in some forearm punches! Bethany’s bleeding even more now as Candice has some blood on her forearms!
Persephone: About time this match had literally anything interesting going on. These two have been at each other’s throats for weeks. Kill each other!
James Peters: As heated as this have been, this is still a normal match and I’m sure neither woman wants to give her opponent the victory for any reason. Candice looks to be the one in the driver’s seat of this match as takes the left leg of Dr. Bethany Blue and is contorting using some Joint Manipulation! She’s trying to crack the ankle of Bethany Blue but Bethany manages to turn her body weight around and kick Candice right in the face using her other leg!
Rich Russillo: Bethany brings herself back up as Bethany goes for another running knee lift! Candice sees it coming this time around though! She dodges the running knee lift attempt from Bethany as she nails a chop to the chest! That chop could be echoed throughout the Olympic Stadium!!
Persephone: Ehhh I’ve heard louder…
James Peters: I don’t even want to question you further as Bethany feels the sting from that chop from Candice. Candice goes for another chop! Then another one! AND ANOTHER ONE! ALL VERY LOUD AND VICIOUS TOWARDS BETHANY BLUE!
Rich Russillo: Candice managed to push Bethany into the corner using those chops and now SHE’S LAYING OUT MACHINE GUN CHOPS TOWARDS DR. BETHANY BLUE! CHOP AFTER CHOP AFTER CHOP AFTER CHOP!!!
James Peters: Candice looks to be done as Bethany looks to be in a world of hurt as she brings back into the center of the ring and nails a Half and Half Suplex! She hooks the leg and goes for the cover over Dr. Bethany Blue!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
James Peters: BETHANY KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Candice has the advantage now over Dr. Bethany Blue as she now applies another targeted attack towards the left leg of Bethany’s and is nailing a vicious elbow drop to that area! She hits another one, and another, AND ANOTHER ONE!
James Peters: Candice is really targeting that left leg of Bethany’s to perfection as now she applies some sort of heel hook to that area, to weaken that part of her body even more! She’s contorting that leg, and after what Bethany did to her earlier targeting that right arm, this feels almost like poetic justice in a sense.
Rich Russillo: Bethany is not enjoying the pain that she’s in right now as she’s trying to grab for the ropes and force Candice to let go that way! She crawling and crawling and–
James Peters: SHE GETS IT! SHE HOLDS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! The referee is instructing Candice Blair to let go of this heel hook submission!
Rich Russillo: Candice does exactly that as Bethany rolls out of the ring to take a breather following that nasty submission attempt courtesy of Candice. Bethany is leaning against the apron as she’s trying to re-adjust that left leg of hers after being in the submission for that long.
James Peters: I don’t think Candice is going to allow it as she rolls out of the ring and is going towards Bethany Blue! Candice is looking to grab Bethany by the hair- but Bethany is landing punches to the gut of Candice and that momentarily stopped her!
Rich Russillo: Bethany grabs a hold of that right arm and she– OH NO!
James Peters: SHE SLAMS CANDICE’S HURT ARM INTO THE SIDE OF THE APRON!! SHE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN! CANDICE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN! LOOK AT BETHANY SHE HAS SADISTIC SMILE ON HER FACE AS–
Rich Russillo: SHE’S TAKING THE RIGHT ARM AND SLAMMING IT ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE NOW! BETHANY WANTS AN INJURY TO COME OUT OF THIS MATCH! This is turning into a real vicious match between these two. Candice is holding to that right arm as–
James Peters: Bethany pushes Candice right into the ring post as she goes right shoulder first! If those arm whips into the apron and barricade was bad enough, Candice’s whole right shoulder might have been jeopardized in this match. You know how crucial keeping your shoulder off the mat can be and if Candice has trouble doing that, that could cost her in this match,
Persephone: Wow thanks for that analysis James!
James Peters: Thanks I-
Persephone: I wasn’t being serious, you’re such a nerd jesus christ.
Rich Russillo: Anyways, Bethany Irish whips Candice back into the ring! Bethany makes her back up to the apron as she positions herself and slingshots right into a bulldog onto Candice Blair. Candice goes right to the mat as Bethany hooks the leg and goes for pinfall!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
James Peters: CANDICE KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Bethany doesn’t waste any time though as now she continues to target the right arm of Candice as she’s doing own version of some Joint Manipulation. She’s taking that right arm in an awkward position and stomps on it! She just used maneuver out of Candice Blair’s playbook as Bethany riles in the negative reaction she’s getting here in Seoul.
James Peters: Bethany brings Candice back to her as she locks both her arms behind her as she’s going for a Tiger Suplex! Bethany goes for it and–
Rich Russillo: CANDICE LANDS ON HER FEET! She avoids the Tiger Suplex all together as Bethany tries to go for clothesline against Candice, and Candice ducks that as well! She runs towards the ropes and back–
James Peters: HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! CANDICE CATCHES BETHANY WITH THAT IS THE HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN IS TRANSITIONED INTO A CROSSFACE SUBMISSION! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MANEUVER COMING FROM CANDICE BLAIR AS BETHANY IS ONCE AGAIN IN TROUBLE.
Rich Russillo: CANDICE HAS THAT SUBMISSION LOCKED IN TIGHT! BETHANY EYES ARE POPPING OUT AS SHE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO ESCAPE!! THIS MIGHT BE IT! SHE MIGHT BE FOR DONE FOR IN THIS MATCH!!!
James Peters: HOLD ON JUST A SECOND RICH! BETHANY JUST SHIFTED HER BODY WEIGHT AND CANDICE’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN ON THE MAT! THE REFEREE MAKES HIS COUNT!!!
Referee: OOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE’S SHOULDERS ARE OFF THE MAT BUT LOOK! SHE TURNS IT BACK AROUND AND IS ONCE AGAIN APPLYING THAT CROSSFACE SUBMISSION! BETHANY MIGHT BE SCREWED HERE!
James Peters: THERE IS NO WAY TO GO FOR BETHANY BUT SHE’S SHIFTING HER BODY WEIGHT AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME THEY’RE GOING ANOTHER DIRECTION! CANDICE’S SHOULDERS ARE ONCE AGAIN BACK ON THE MAT!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BRINGS HERSELF BACK WHILE HOLDING THE SUBMISSION BUT WAIT LOOK! BETHANY HAS HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE DIFFERENT POSITIONS ALLOWED BETHANY TO GET OUT OF THAT SUBMISSION BY REACHING THE ROPES!!
James Peters: Candice is forced to let go as both ladies are down and out in that ring. Bethany rolls herself to the outside again and so does Candice. That submission took a toll on not just Bethany but Candice, considering she was using that heavily damaged right arm for that crossface.
Rich Russillo: The crowd in Seoul are showing some appreciation following that sequence as both Candice and Bethany are getting back on their own on the outside. The referee is telling them to get back in the ring but Candice throws a closed fist punch to Bethany! Bethany exchanges one right back! The crowd here is alternating between booing Bethany and cheering Candice with every punch!
Crowd: YAY!
Crowd: BOO!
Crowd: YAY!
Crowd: BOO!
James Peters: They are trading haymakers back and forth with one another as Candice goes for another closed fist punch but it’s blocked by Bethany! Bethany goes for a forearm shot but Candice dodges and adverts it!
Rich Russillo: Candice lands yet another vicious chop to Bethany’s chest as it echoes in the stadium here in South Korea. Bethany is feeling that chop once again from Candice as Candice goes for a Suplex and–
James Peters: Bethany manages to get out of it and lands on her as she’s now behind Candice Blair! Bethany goes to push Candice right back into the ring post and–
Rich Russillo: CANDICE STOPS HERSELF THIS TIME! BETHANY GOES FOR ANOTHER PUNCH THIS TIME TO THE BACK OF CANDICE’S HEAD BUT SEES IT COMING AVOIDS IT AS NOW SHE’S BEHIND BETHANY!
James Peters: SHE HAS BETHANY IN POSITION AND DAMN! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX THIS TIME ON THE OUTSIDE! BETHANY IS CLUTCHING ONTO HER NECK AS CANDICE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND BACK OUT TO RESTART THE COUNT FOR THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: She dragged Bethany’s body over to the steel steps as she’s draping her all over it!
James Peters: What the hell does Candice have in mind for Dr. Bethany Blue? What could possibly do with a laid out Bethany on those steel ring steeps?
( Candice climbs on top of the barricade and starts walking where the corner barricade is. )
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! CANDICE IS STANDING ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE, PARALLEL WITH BETHANY WHO IS LAID OUT ON THOSE STEEL STEPS! SHE JUMPS AND–
James Peters: METEORA! METEORA! METEORA FROM THE TOP OF BARRICADE ON THE STEEL STEPS AS THE CROWD HERE IN SEOUL CAN’T BELIEVE!
Crowd: WORHIODKJBGDHJVHGFYUSHBNJHBFGHF
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MOVE BY CANDICE BLAIR GOING ALL OUT HERE TONIGHT AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!!! CANDICE IS GETTING BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE BRINGS BETHANY BACK INTO THE RING AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE COVER! THE REFEREE MAKES HIS COUNT!!!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: NO WAIT! BETHANY KICKS OUT! HOW THE HELL DID SHE MANAGE TO DO THAT???
Persephone: Oh my God, shut the fuck up James. We get it.
Rich Russillo: Candice goes to the left leg as this time she seems to be looking for a different submission, but look at that! Bethany isn’t allowing Candice to even come close to applying that hold as she’s using her other leg to kick the damaged right arm of Candice Blair!! Candice lets go of Bethany’s leg as she checks on her right arm!
James Peters: High level In-ring IQ displayed there by Dr. Bethany Blue there Rich!
Rich Russillo: Absolutely Rich has now Bethany is slowly making her way back up! Candice goes for a Dropkick attempt but Bethany avoids it like the plague!
James Peters: Bethany goes for another High Left Knee but Candice manages to avoid that once again! Candice goes for a superkick attempt and–
Rich Russillo: STOPPED BY BETHANY! Bethany catches Candice’s leg and turns her around and locks both arms behind Candice, and it looks like she has something in mind!
James Peters: BETHANY ONCE AGAIN LOOKS FOR THE TIGER SUPLEX, ONLY THIS TIME SHE IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH IT AS CANDICE IS DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! SHE NAILS THE TIGER SUPLEX RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND SHE HOLDS CANDICE IN PLACE FOR THE PIN! IS THIS MATCH OVER!?
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: AND THERE’S THE KICK OUT BY CANDICE! That was very impressive, but she isn’t in the clear just yet! Bethany is still maintaining the Tiger Suplex position with the arms behind Candice! They slowly get back to their feet but instead of going for another Tiger Suplex, Bethany ripcords Candice right back around with that Ripcord Forearm!!
James Peters: Bethany still isn’t done with Candice look! She now has her in suplex position! She lifts her up and waits! She’s waiting… and waiting.. AND WAITING AS BETHANY IS HOLDING CANDICE OUT FOR SEVERAL SECONDS USING ALL HER STRENGTH!
Rich Russillo: SHE FINALLY LANDS THE DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX AS WHAT A COMBINATION OF DEADLY MOVES BY DR. BETHANY BLUE THERE! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: THHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: Candice kicks out! Even that wasn’t enough for Candice to stay down as Bethany eyes her opponent!!
Rich Russillo: Candice is slowly get back up as Bethany is waiting for the perfect to strike against Candice Blair as Candice finally gets back up to her feet as Bethany turns her for the The Remedy-
James Peters: AVOIDED! SHE PUSHES BETHANY RIGHT INTO THE ROPES! BETHANY TURNS HERSELF AROUND AND-
Rich Russillo: CANDICE COMES CHARGING IN WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE WHICH MAKES BOTH BETHANY AND CANDICE TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!
Persephone: If only this was a Grand Rampage. That wouldn’t have been an elimination of all time, but at least this would’ve been over.
James Peters: Both Candice and Bethany are laid out following that tumble to the outside! They slowly get right back up as the pride they have for themselves is keeping them alive and going right at this very moment! They both want to be the victors of this match and put all this to an end!
Rich Russillo: Candice goes for another chop attempt to Bethany BUT BETHANY CATCHES CANDICE’S HAND, AND BETHANY NOW GOES FOR A SIDE BACK BREAKER! IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S NOT ENOUGH THOUGH, BECAUSE LOOK WHAT BETHANY JUST DID!
James Peters: BACK BODY DROP ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS DESK! IT DOESN’T BREAK, AND THE NOISE THAT ANNOUNCERS DESK MADE WHEN CANDICE’S BACK HIT THAT WAS BRUTAL!
Rich Russillo: THEY BOTH ARE OUT ONCE AGAIN AS THE REFEREE MAKES HIS COUNT!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE!
James Peters: Bethany and Candice are slowly getting back up, but not the pace of what this count is going towards!
Referee: SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE BOTH CRAWLING BUT CAN THEY HAVE THE ENERGY TO BEAT THE COUNT HERE???
Referee: EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Referee: T-
James Peters: THEY MADE IT! That was a close one there as Candice and Bethany got back in the ring at the same time. They both want a definitive winner for this match and are not going to accept a countdown decision. They’re going to fight until one woman is left as the winner of this match!!
Rich Russillo: Bethany and Candice are back to their feet as Bethany is lining up Candice to go for a picture perfect TJD! Candice slowly turns around, AND THERE IT IS!!!!
James Peters: NOPE! ITS CANDICE WHO AVOIDS IT THIS TIME AS SHE CATCHES BETHANY, WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GO FOR THE TJD WITH THE BADLY HURT LEFT LEG! CANDICE IS STILL HOLDING ONTO THE LEG, AND SHE TAKES BETHANY DOWN WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP!
Rich Russillo: THAT JUST DID AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE TOWARDS BETHANY AS CANDICE PULLS BETHANY BACK TOWARDS HER! CANDICE DEFINITELY HAS SOMETHING IN MIND HERE AS SHE LOOKS FOR THE…
James Peters: RAGS TO RICHES! RAGS TO RICHES WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER! SHE SLAMS BETHANY RIGHT INTO THE RING CANVAS! A DEADLY MOVE FOR SURE FROM CANDICE BLAIR AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER IN THIS HIGHLY COMPETITIVE MATCH.
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY KICKS OUT! BETHANY IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! You could see it in Candice how annoyed that the Rags to Riches wasn’t enough to end Dr. Bethany Blue once and for all.
James Peters: Candice brings Bethany back to her feet as she looks to end it right at this very moment as she has Bethany in position as she’s going to go for the ‘Castle’s Crumbling’ Canadian Destroyer!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! BETHANY WITH HER ALL STRENGTH LIFTS CANDICE UP AND OVER AS SHE LANDS RIGHT ON HER BACK! BETHANY CLUTCHES ON THE LEFT LEG AS CANDICE GETS RIGHT BACK UP!
James Peters: CANDICE HOLDS HER BACK, BUT SHE QUICKLY PUSHES HERSELF UP AND RECOVERS! CANDICE TURNS AND GOES FOR THE ‘GOLD RUSH’ DISCUS CLOTHESLINE BUT BETHANY DUCKS UNDER THAT! CANDICE GOES RIGHT BACK AT BETHANY AND-
Rich Russillo: THE REMEDY! THE CUTTER CONNECTS ON CANDICE BLAIR AND BETHANY GOES FOR THE COVER!!! I THINK THIS ONE MAY BE OVER!!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: CANDICE KICKS OUT THIS TIME! BUT BETHANY ISN’T WASTING ANY MORE TIME, LOOK!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S LOCKING IT IN, AND SHE’S LOCKING IT IN DEEP! ‘THE DISLOCATION’ FUJIWARA ARMBAR HAS BEEN APPLIED TO CANDICE BLAIR! BETHANY IS USING THE RIGHT ARM WHICH SHE HAS TARGETED THROUGHOUT THE MATCH! THE SAME RIGHT ARM SHE DAMAGED THIS ENTIRE MATCH! SHE HAS THAT FUJIWARA ARMBAR LOCKED IN!
James Peters: VERY CRUCIAL AND CRITICAL POINT IN THIS AS THE CROWD HERE IN OLYMPIC STADIUM JUST GASPS IN THE OPEN AIR! BETHANY HAS IT LOCKED HAS CANDICE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! WE THOUGHT THE CROSSFACE EARLIER WAS BAD FOR BETHANY BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE END FOR CANDICE BLAIR!
Rich Russillo: THERE’S NOWHERE FOR CANDICE TO GO, THERE’S NO BREAKING OUT OF THE SUBMISSION, SHE’S GOING TO TAP OUT RIGHT NOW OR THE REFEREE IS JUST GOING TO STOP THIS BEFORE CANDICE ENDS UP GETTING SERIOUSLY INJURED!
Persephone: SHE’S TAPPING! I SEE IT RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: NO SHE HASN’T PERSEPHONE! CANDICE IS CRAWLING THOUGH, CRAWLING TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE! IT’S HER LAST HOPE TO SURVIVE AND NOT TAP OUT TO THE DISLOCATION!
Rich Russillo: SHE CRAWLS, AND CRAWLS AND-
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Rich Russillo: SHE GRABS IT! CANDICE GRABS HOLD OF THAT BOTTOM ROPE! THE REFEREE IS TELLING BETHANY TO LET GO BUT SHE ISN’T??? THE REF BEGINS TO MAKE THE FIVE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
James Peters: Bethany finally lets go of the Fujiwara Armbar! Candice managed to survive, but how much damage did that do to her? Even with that submission no longer being applied, Bethany seems to have the advantage now over Candice Blair.
Rich Russillo: Bethany brings Candice back to her feet, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S NOT GOING TO LET THIS MATCH LAST MUCH LONGER THAN IT ALREADY HAS!
James Peters: BETHANY IS GOING FOR WHIPLASH! SHE KICKS CANDICE RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION AND WRAPS HER LEFT ARM AROUND HER NECK! SHE’S GOING TO SEND CANDICE INTO THE-
Rich Russillo: WAIT A MINUTE, A ROLL UP! ROLL UP FROM CANDICE AS SHE JUST PULLED BETHANY INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING!!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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James Peters: BETHANY KICKS OUT AS SHE GOES BACK TO HER FEET AND-
Rich Russillo: SPINNING WHEEL KICK! SPINNING WHEEL KICK FROM CANDICE AS IT KNOCKS BETHANY OUT COLD! CANDICE GOES FOR THE COVER HERE AGAINST BETHANY AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: BETHANY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN! THIS COMPETITIVE MATCH IS GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THESE TWO COMPETITORS!!! CANDICE THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IT RIGHT THERE BUT IT JUST WASN’T!
James Peters: Candice looks to bring Bethany up, as now she’s looking to go for another Rags to Riches Wheelbarrow Facebuster to take down Bethany. The idea might be if she can hit it before and do so much damage, this time around it might just be enough to end this! She goes for it and-
Rich Russillo: THERE’S A VICTORY ROLL COUNTER FROM THE RAGS TO RICHES WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER! THERE’S THE DOWNSIDE OF THIS KIND OF PLAN, AND NOW BETHANY HAS HER WEIGHT ON CANDICE’S LEFT SHOULDER!! CANDICE HAS TO KICK OUT WITH HER DAMAGED RIGHT OTHERWISE IT’S OVER!
Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Persephone: DING! DING! DING! SHOW’S OVER EVERYONE!
James Peters: NO PERSEPHONE, SHOWS NOT OVER!!!! CANDICE STILL MANAGED TO KICK OUT DESPITE THE DAMAGE DONE TO RIGHT ARM AND THE RIGHT SHOULDER THAT WAS AFFECTED EARLIER!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY AND CANDICE GET RIGHT TO THEIR FEET AS CANDICE GOES FOR A HEADBUTT- BUT BETHANY DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND RUNS UP THE ROPES AND LANDS A CORKSCREW ELBOW!
James Peters: BETHANY IS FEELING HERSELF AS SHE LETS OUT A SCREAM AS SHE GETS CANDICE BACK TO HER FEET AND LANDS THE ‘GRADE C2’ AIR RAID CRASH! SHE GOES DOWN WITH FORCE AS CANDICE LOOKS OUT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY GOES FOR THE COVER HERE!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Persephone: YOU GOT BE KIDDING ME!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE WAS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, AND BETHANY DOESN’T LOOK TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT ONE! SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE CORNER, AND IF I WERE IN HER POSITION, RIGHT ABOUT NOW I’D BE WONDERING WHAT I COULD POSSIBLY DO TO PUT CANDICE BLAIR AWAY!
James Peters: WAIT! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S A REASON YOU’RE NOT THE ONE IN THE RING RICH, AS I BELIEVE BETHANY ALREADY HAS SOMETHING IN MIND!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR MAKES IT TO ALL FOURS AS SHE SLOWLY PUSHES HERSELF UP, AND BETHANY RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER FOR THE ‘CONCUSSION PROTOCOL’!!!!!
James Peters: CANDICE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND LOOK AT THAT! SHE’S GRABBING ON THE LEFT ANKLE! THE SAME ONE CANDICE HAS DONE DAMAGE TO! SHE GOES FOR A CHOP BLOCK ON THE LEFT LEG!
Rich Russillo: IT BRINGS BETHANY TO ONE KNEE AS CANDICE GOES TO THE CORNER AND-
James Peters: ‘STARLIGHT’ TORNADO DDT! SHE LANDS IT ON DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! BETHANY BLUE LOOKS TO BE OUT AND DONE AS CANDICE GOES FOR THE PINFALL ATTEMPT!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: BETHANY IS STILL ALIVE, SHE KICKS OUT HOLY HELL! NOW IT’S CANDICE THAT MUST BE WONDERING WHAT IT’LL TAKE TO PUT DOWN A FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION LIKE BETHANY!
Rich Russillo: Candice has to be exhausted at this point but she has a lot of pride left in her. We know why she is doing this. She isn’t going to stop until Bethany is definitively beaten here tonight as she brings her to the corner of the ring.
James Peters: She’s lifting Bethany up to the top turnbuckle. What is Candice even thinking here at this point?
Rich Russillo: Look at the position she’s in James, she’s going for a middle rope variation of the ‘Coat of Arms’ Iconoclasm! Bethany may really be dead if she hits it!
James Peters: SHE HAS IN HER POSITION AND-
Rich Russillo: WAIT LOOK! BETHANY ESCAPES SHE MANAGED TO BREAK OUT AND LANDS A PUNCH TO THE BACK! BETHANY ESCAPES UNDERNEATH CANDICE AS SHE LIFTS HER UP TO TOP TURNBUCKLE! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE???
James Peters: AVALANCHE FALLAWAY SLAM! THAT WAS INSANE AND BETHANY IS STILL HER FEET DUE TO THE MOMENTUM! CANDICE IS SEATED ON BOTH KNEES AS BETHANY–
Rich Russillo: ‘TJD’ SUPERKICK FROM DR. BETHANY BLUE! SHE MAKES THAT COVER TOWARDS CANDICE BLAIR!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Persephone: …
James Peters: CANDICE…. KICKS OUT! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL. CANDICE KICKS OUT OF THAT AVALANCHE FALLAWAY SLAM, TDJ SUPERKICK COMBINATION. These two competitors are laying it all on the line here at Territorial Invasion!
Crowd: KSJDHGFHJUEYGFVCVBNSMKJHGDD
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue knows what time it is, she knows she has to put this match away right now because look at that! She’s pulling out something from her tights! You know what it is guys?
Persephone: Time to end the match? I’ve been waiting forever now.
James Peters: IT’S THAT DAMN CUSTOM GLOVE! SHE’S PLACING IT ON HER RIGHT HAND AS THAT USUALLY SIGNALS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN NEXT. SHE’S GOING TO MAKE CANDICE BLAIR ‘SAY AHHHH’!!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S WAITING ON CANDICE TO BACK TO HER FEET! SHE GOES FOR IT AND-
James Peters: HEADBUTT! HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE DOME OF BETHANY! CANDICE GOES TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BACK AND NAILS GOLD RUSH DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! BETHANY IS TAKEN OFF HER FEET AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: IS IT TIME JAMES? CANDICE WANTS TO FINISH THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! SHE IS GOING TO GO FOR IT AGAIN! SHE’S GOING TO GO FOR CASTLE’S CRUMBLING, THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!
James Peters: SHE HAS BETHANY IN POSITION TO HIT THE MOVE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE CANDICE IS GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS MATCH ENDS ON HER TERMS-
Rich Russillo: WAIT A MINUTE! BETHANY PULLED HERSELF OUT OF CANDICE’S GRASP! SHE GOT OUT OF THE POSITION, AND NOW BETHANY WRESTLES CANDICE DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE ONCE AGAIN TRAPPING HER IN THE DISLOCATION!!!! BETHANY HAS BEEN RUTHLESS WHEN IT COMES TO TARGETING THE ARM, AND IT’S SHOWING RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: THIS MAY BE IT FOR CANDICE! SHE LOOKS TO BE DEBATING ON TAPPING OUT, AND I CAN’T BLAME HER AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE THAT’S BEEN DONE TO HER ARM!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT, LOOK AT THAT! CANDICE WITH WHATEVER STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT MANAGES TO TURN HER BODY OVER AND GET BETHANY INTO A CRUCIFIX PINNING POSITION! THE REFEREE OF THIS MATCH IS COUNTING!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Referee: THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: BETHANY KICKS OUT, BUT IT FORCES HER TO FREE CANDICE FROM THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR BEFORE ENOUGH DAMAGE COULD BE DONE!!! BETHANY DIDN’T HAVE AS GOOD OF A GRASP ON THE SUBMISSION AS SHE’D LIKE THANKS TO CANDICE STILL HAVING SO MUCH LIFE LEFT IN HER, AND NOW LOOK AT THIS! ‘OPERATION; GOLDEN GATE’, THE REVERSE CATTLE MUTILATION!! CANDICE NOW HAS BETHANY IN A TOUGH SPOT AS THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Rich Russillo: THIS MAY BE IT! THERE IS NO WAY FOR BETHANY TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE! IS CANDICE BLAIR GONNA FORCE DR. BETHANY BLUE TO TAP OUT!?
Persephone: I welcome it if it means ending the match!
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE IS HAVING A TOUGH TIME, AND IT’S A GOOD THING CANDICE DIDN’T LET HER FULLY APPLY THE DISLOCATION! THANKS TO THAT, SHE MAY HAVE JUST WON THIS MATCH-
James Peters: WAIT A MINUTE NO! IT’S NOT OVER JUST YET, AS THE LAST PERSON WE SHOULD DOUBT IN THESE SITUATIONS IS DR. BETHANY BLUE! BETHANY IS USING ANY LAST STRENGTH IN EITHER LEG TO SHIFT HER BODY WEIGHT!
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT THAT! BETHANY WAS ABLE TO SLIDE FURTHER ONTO HER BACK AND PULL CANDICE DOWN! THANKS TO THIS, CANDICE’S SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
James Peters: KICKOUT FROM CANDICE, BUT LOOK AT THAT! CANDICE HAS LOST HER GRIP OF THE OPERATION GOLDEN GATE, AND IMMEDIATELY DR. BETHANY BLUE TURNS AND GRABS CANDICE BLAIR, CATCHING HER WITH “SAY AHHHH”!!!!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS IN, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: SHE GOT HER, AND THE MANDIBLE CLAW ISN’T THE ONLY HOLD SHE’S APPLIED! BETHANY HAS CANDICE IN THE RINGS OF SATURN AS WELL! SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN! THIS RENDITION OF THE SAY AHHH SUBMISSION IS FULLY LOCKED IN AS CANDICE BLAIR IS FORCED TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS SUBMISSION! SHE WAS ABLE TO FIGHT WHEN BETHANY GOT HER IN THE DISLOCATION, BUT I DON’T THINK SHE CAN FIGHT OUT OF THIS ONE!
James Peters: THIS HAS TO BE IT, THERE’S NO WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT HURT ARM!!!! CANDICE BLAIR IS TRYING TO USE WHAT LITTLE STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT TO REACH OUT, BUT THEY ARE NOWHERE NEAR CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE ROPES TO GRAB THEM! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON CANDICE, AND I THINK SHE MAY NOT HAVE ANYTHING LEFT!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S IT! SHE’S DONE! CANDICE IS LEFT WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT, AS THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!
( DING! DING! DING! )
(The fans in attendance immediately begin to boo as the referee separates Dr. Bethany Blue from Candice Blair. “Somebody Get Me A Doctor” begins to play once more, and after some time, Bethany begins to push herself back to her feet. She doesn’t have a care in the world for the negative reaction coming from the crowd as she has her hand raised, satisfied with the damage she’s dealt to Candice Blair.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Rich Russillo: What a match, and what a hard fought win for Dr. Bethany Blue here tonight at Territorial Invasion. She and Candice had a lot of animosity between them heading into this match and at the end of the day it was Bethany who was the better woman.
James Peters: Take nothing away from Candice Blair, she fought until the very end until she couldn’t any longer. She gave it everything she had, so props to Candice Blair for-
Persephone: Can we not do this? Candice lost. She’s a loser. This match was awful. I’m just ready to move on.
James Peters: Well, it can’t be denied that these two both brought a real fight out of each other tonight. Even so, congratulations to Dr. Bethany Blue for picking up the victory!
( Dr. Bethany Blue remains in the ring after having her hand raised, with a smirk forming on her face. Candice Blair slowly rolls out of the ring, still worn out following that match and holding her arm in pain. Bethany shakes off the leg that was targeted by Candice herself, and as Dr. Bethany Blue finally makes her way up the ramp, the camera pans away from ringside.)
(The next match graphic appears)
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(After the match graphic flashes on the screen, Bella Braxton looks into the camera and smiles.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Kamikaze” by Red Hood begins to play much to the chagrin of the ground.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! HE IS THE CHALLENGER!!! BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY PANDORA PAISLEY AND HALSEY NEEL…. REPRESENTING THE BRITISH INVASION… HE IS DARYL KINKADE!!!
(The crowd absolutely unloads on the trio as they stop to pose on the stage. Pandora and Halsey stand on either side of Daryl, and Pandora even has the flag of Great Britain in her hands. She waves it around while Halsey whispers words of motivation in Daryl’s ear. After a moment, they make their way down to the ring.)
James Peters: I’m not sure if you believe in the concept of foreshadowing but seeing British Invasion lay out Cameron Ella Ava and Limmy Monaghan at the conclusion of Voltage last week sent one hell of a message. These three are determined to get their hands on what they want and that’s championship gold, and I firmly believe that they’re not going to let anyone stop them.
Rich Russillo: I can’t even say that I’m surprised to see Pandora and Halsey coming out with Daryl. I’m sure even Cameron knows that the odds of her retaining the Hardcore Championship tonight are firmly against her.
Persephone. If they happen to end her career tonight that would be an added bonus.
(British Invasion gets inside the ring and poses for the crowd, before Daryl begins to remove his ring jacket. They stand in a corner and talk strategy as Daryl’s music fades out.)
(Daryl’s theme is soon replaced by “I Wish A Bitch Would” by Delilah Bon. The crowd reacts with a barrage of cheers just due to the fact they despise the British Invasion that much.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… SHE IS THE REIGNING… DEFENDING… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING HARDCORE CHAMPION… THE HALL OF FAMER… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
(Cameron walks onstage with a smirk on her face. She does her trademark twirl before unstrapping the Hardcore Championship from around her waist and holding it up in the air. She glares down the ramp at British Invasion before placing the title on her shoulder and heading down to the ring.)
Persephone: This could very well be the last time we see Cameron walk to the ring :blessed:!!
James Peters: Let’s hope not, but the numbers don’t exactly work in her favor tonight. Things have gotten pretty personal between Daryl and herself as of late, and I don’t think it’s a reach to assume they will reach a crescendo here tonight.
Rich Russillo: This match is going to be brutal, I have no doubt. And while Cam might not have anyone at ringside with her, I have no doubt she’ll have something up to her sleeve to combat these odds.
(As Cameron gets in the ring and holds the title up in front of the British Invasion, Pandora points the flag, which is glittering under the lights due to the barbed wire wrapped around it, at Cameron and makes a throat slashing gesture. Cameron blows her a kiss before passing the title off the referee and getting set for the match to begin. Pandora and Halsey jump out of the ring as the referee checks with both competitors. As they let him know they’re ready, he calls for the bell.)
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE WASTES NO TIME AS PANDORA PAISLEY TOSSES HIM THE GREAT BRITAIN FLAG!
Rich Russillo: THAT THING IS WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE AND DARYL SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS CAM’S BACK!
James Peters: CAMERON TRIED TO PREPARE HERSELF FOR THE ASSAULT BUT DARYL BRUSHED HER KICK ASIDE AND NAILED HER! THE FLAG CONNECTS WITH CAM’S STOMACH AND DARYL WITH ANOTHER SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!
Persephone: THIS BITCH IS ALREADY DOWN ON THE MAT AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND DUMB FUCK DARYL DECIDES TO FOLLOW HER! CAM’S NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO HEAD TOWARDS PANDORA AND HALSEY SO SHE SLITHERS BACK INTO THE RING WITH DARYL HOT ON HER HEELS!
James Peters: CAMERON PUSHES HERSELF UP IN TIME TO CONNECT WITH A DROP TOEHOLD AND SHE QUICKLY JUMPS ON DARYL’S BACK!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON BRINGS HER WRIST TO HER MOUTH AND SHE’S BITING AT THE WRIST TAPE, WHILE YANKING BACK ON DARYL’S NECK! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING??
Persephone: NO WAY! THAT BITCH HID A SMALL RAZOR BLADE IN HER WRIST TAPE!
James Peters: CAMERON TAKES THE RAZOR BLADE BETWEEN HER FINGERS AND STARTS PUNCHING DARYL IN THE HEAD! That’s a hell of a way to draw blood that quickly!
Persephone: I’m low key impressed.
Rich Russillo: DARYL IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES AND HALSEY’S RIGHT THERE TO PUSH THE BOTTOM ROPE TO HIM! No rope breaks of course, but Daryl is able to pull himself forward and force Cameron off of him. He’s got blood dripping down his face already, but he knows better than to just stay down. Daryl pulls himself up and catches Cameron with a kick to the gut as she comes back towards him. The razor blade falls from her hands and Daryl drills her into the mat with a DDT!
James Peters: Pandora is digging under the ring and pulling out all sorts of weapons. She finally finds what she wants and tosses it into the ring.
Persephone: DARYL’S GOT A CHEESE GRATER! HE FLIPS CAMERON ONTO HER BACK AND SLAMS THE GRATER INTO HER HEAD! DON’T JUST HIT HER WITH IT, bRuV! DO SOME FUCKING DAMAGE!
Rich Russillo: DARYL RUNS THE CHEESE GRATER ACROSS CAMERON’S FOREHEAD AND SHE IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO BLEED! DARYL TWISTS HER AROUND AND PULLS HER INTO A MODIFIED ARMBAR AND HE STARTS GRATING THE SKIN OFF HER ARM!
James Peters: CAMERON GETS HER FEET UNDER HER AND SHOWS OFF AMAZING AGILITY AS SHE FLIPS OVER, FREES HERSELF, AND SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING! AS DARYL SITS UP HE EATS A RUNNING DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE AND CAMERON GOES FOR A COVER!
Persephone: He kicks out before that fat referee can even get into position, but Cameron isn’t bothered. She reaches for the stupid flag and starts choking Daryl with it!
Rich Russillo: I don’t think Pandora and Halsey are very fond of seeing their flag used like that and it’s Pandora who hops on the apron. Cameron let’s Daryl go and screams at Pandora, but all that’s doing is allowing Daryl time to recover.
James Peters: Considering this is a Hardcore Match, British Invasion can do whatever they want, so if Cameron isn’t careful this can easily become a three-on-one match.
Rich Russillo: FROM BEHIND! DARYL WITH A ROLL-UP AND HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: KICK OUT FROM CAM!
Persephone: Look at how the referee is huffing and puffing! Bro is gunna have a heart attack before the match is over and we’ve literally just started.
Rich Russillo: There’s the smallest hint of frustration on Daryl’s face but he had to know a roll-up wasn’t going to be enough.
Persephone: The razor blade might be though! He just snatched that blade up that Cam used earlier and he’s stabbing her in the forehead with it! He already grated her face like a block of cheese and now he’s adding insult to injury. Not gunna lie, Daryl is a vision right now :notbad:.
James Peters: Cameron Ella Ava’s face resembles a crimson mask and Daryl scoops her up. He hoists Cameron above his head and lets her drop throat first across the top rope. Cameron flops back onto the mat and Daryl is putting the boots to her. He’s stomping his foot down all over Cameron and the Hardcore Champion is currently trying to claw her way towards the corner. Daryl callously steps on her hand to hold her in place and drives the toe of his boot right into her rib cage.
Rich Russillo: Pandora Paisley is back on the apron now but she’s working on untying the turnbuckle padding. We all had the feeling this was going to end up being a glorified handicap match and here we are.
Persephone: Daryl is pulling Cameron towards the corner now by her hair and is lining the back of her neck up with that exposed turnbuckle.
James Peters: Daryl paces backwards why he sizes up and he takes off! RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS WITH HER FACE AND CRUSHES HER NECK AGAINST THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE! DARYL QUICKLY PULLS HER FROM THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: BUT DARYL IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW SOME DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE AND HE’S CONVERTED THE PIN ATTEMPTED INTO A CROSSFACE! That submission puts a ton of pressure on the neck and I don’t think Daryl cares if he breaks Cameron’s neck or not.
Persephone: YAASSS! LET’S END HER CAREER TONIGHT! 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Rich Russillo: Cameron is reaching out, looking for the ropes, but Daryl has that submission applied right in the center of the ring. He’s being cheered on by his British Invasion teammates right now and no doubt they want to see the end of Cameron Ella Ava too!
James Peters: Daryl senses that he’s not going to get Cameron to quit, no matter how badly that neck is hurt, so he lets go of the crossface and gets to his feet. Cameron is yanked up by the air, turned around, and Daryl tosses her overhead with a beautiful German suplex! He maintains control and does it again, and Cameron lands right on the back of her neck.
Persephone: Here comes the trifecta! Daryl brings Cam up again and this time he tosses her into the corner with a release version of the German! She just slammed into that exposed corner and I think Cameron is bleeding from the back of her head now! This is fantastic!
Rich Russillo: Daryl opts not to go for the cover but he’s calling for something. Halsey slides a sledgehammer into the ring and if Daryl uses that in Cameron, she might be done for. She has no idea what is about to happen to her as he lifts the hammer over her head… and is about to bash her brains in!
(Pandora Paisley with a huge grin on her face, Halsey slamming the apron as Daryl lifts it up and brings it down -)
(THUD!)
James Peters: CAMERON WAS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY JUST AS THE SLEDGEHAMMER CAME DOWN AND HIT THE MAT! BUT DARYL IS NOT DONE, HE LIFTS IT UP AND DOES IT AGAIN!
(THUD!)
James Peters: BUT CAMERON AGAIN IS ABLE TOO GET OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE IS BACK UP! BUT NO! DARYL PIVOTED AND RAMMED THE HAMMER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF CAMERON BUCKLING HER OVER AND NOW…. HE GRABS HER WITH THE HAMMER…. RUSSIAN SIDE LEG SWEEP USING THE HAMMER AND SHE IS DOWN! GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Rich Russillo: Cameron kicks out! Much to the dismay of the British Invasion! They are not stopping though as Daryl is back up and he wraps the sledgehammer around her throat! Everything is fair in this match, and he is trying to choke her out! The referee can do nothing about it but watch as he continues to choke the life out of her!
Persephone: Good! Get this over with like now! This match might have started off brutally but now it is getting boring!
(Cameron is kicking and screaming what she can as Daryl is straddling her with the Sledgehammer pressing down hard as she tries to fight it off but is starting to go limp, once last effort has her reaching up and clawing at his eyes.)
James Peters: She scratched his eyes! Daryl has broken the hold, and he now is trying to compose himself. Cameron is slowly getting back up to her feet, she sees Daryl trying to get his vision back and she snags the Sledgehammer from him, hitting him in the midsection! And another as Daryl is stunned, she runs at him, HITTING DARYL IN THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL PART OF THER HAMMER! HE FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND CAMERON FOLLOWS AS THE CROWD EXPLODES!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
(Pandora and Halsey are checking on Daryl but they are forced to back off when Cameron rolls out with the Hammer, she threatens them as they are smart enough to back off and Cameron against lays the steel of the hammer on his midsection.)
Rich Russillo: Cameron Ella Ava knows what is at stake! She understands what she must do, and the odds are against her! She has The British Invasion backing off as she slams the head of the hammer into the midsection again! Daryl is in pain and Cameron throws the Sledgehammer and picks up Daryl! She throws him into the barricade!
Persephone: She runs toward him and SPEAR INTO THE BARRICADE! WHERE THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM!?
James Peters: PANDORA PAISLEY RAN AROUND THE RING WHILE CAMERON WAS THROWING DARYL INTO THE BARRICADE AND CAME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SPEAR CAMERON INTO THE BARRICADE! NOW LOOK AT HALSEY NEEL, SHE HAS CAMERON UP!
Rich Russillo: LAUNCHING HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR CAMERON TO HANDLE AND THE BRITISH INVASION ROLL HER BACK INTO THE RING! DARYL IS HELPED BACK UP AND HE SLOWLY GETS ON THE APRON AND IN THE RING, WAITING AS HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON CAMERON!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Persephone: Why….. WHY!? Did she kick out!
(The crowd cheers as Cameron is able to kick out, but you can tell that she has already taken a lot of the beating. Cameron though slowly is crawling back to her feet, Daryl is not going to let her as he signals at Halsey for something, as she digs into the ring area and takes out – )
James Peters: A STAPLE GUN! Halsey slides it in and Daryl has it! Cameron is getting back up and –
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
James Peters: STOP IT DAMN IT! HE IS PUTTING STAPLES ALL OVER CAMERON’S BACK!
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
James Peters: HE IS RELENTLESS! HE CONTINUES TO STAPLE CAMERON AS WE CAN NOW SEE THE BLOOD COMING DOWN FROM THE BACK! WAIT… HE GRABS HER HEAD…. NO!
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
James Peters: HE JUST STAPLED ALL OF THOSE ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF CAMERON! THOSE THINGS ARE EMBEDDED IN HER SKULL AND DARYL IS SMILING ABOUT IT!
(Pandora and Halsey are both cheering from the outside as Daryl continues the onslaught even though this time, he grabs Cameron and smiles holding up the staple gun.)
Daryl Kinkade: Let’s see if they pop like balloons, bruv!
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
Persephone: Okay… OUCH! He just stapled her fake boobs!
(Ther fans look on in horror as a bloody mess that is Cameron Ella Ava who just collapses on the mat. Daryl slowly picks her up by the hair, and – )
Persephone: HAIL TO THE VICTOR! THE PUMPHANDLE PILEDRIVER! YES, THIS ONE IS OVER! HE HOOKS THE LEG AND THANK GOD!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Persephone: OH, COME ON! Shoulder is up!? You have got to be kidding me!
(Daryl Kinkade cannot believe that the shoulder is up by Cameron Ella Ava. He looks at the referee and slaps his hands together quickly, basically telling the referee to count faster.)
Daryl Kinkade: (Off Mic) You suck as a ref, bruv!
(The referee just shakes his head and waves Daryl off who picks up a bloody Cameron and whips her into the ropes – )
Rich Russillo: Daryl goes for a Spinebuster, but Cameron somehow floats over and lands on her feet! She turns around and runs at Daryl Kinkade…. WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! DARYL IS STIFLED AND HE IS WOBBLY ON HIS LEGS AND CAMERON NOW PICKS UP THE STAPLE GUN AND –
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
Rich Russillo: SHE IS PEPPERING DARYL’S CHEST WITH STAPLES!
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
(STIP!)
Rich Russillo: HE HAS BECOME A PIN CUSHION! AND ONE MORE FOR THE FACE!
(STIP!)
Rich Russillo: AND DARYL IS NOW COVERED IN STAPLES AND WALKS RIGHT INTO THE LASSO OF TRUTH TAKING DARYL DOWN! THE ALREADY BLOODIED DARYL IS NOW COVERED IN STAPLES AS CAMERON ROLLS ON IT FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE –
Persephone: Like kill each other please! This is supposed to be a Hardcore Match like do your worst, damn!
James Peters: Obviously Persephone is not enjoying this match very much right now, but they are definitely trying to do just that! Daryl Kinkade was able to kick out and now Cameron Ella Ava looks around and rolls out of the ring, but Halsey Neel grabs her and she hits Halsey causing her to fall back, Pandora charges in and Cameron uses her speed and momentum causing her to crash into the steel steps! Cameron grabs the Union Jack and starts unwiring the Barbed Wired, before she rolls back into the ring, and she…. Wait –
Rich Russillo: SHE WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE NECK OF Daryl Kinkade and look at his face! It is that of fear as he scrambles to get to the ropes! BUT CAMERON IS WRENCHING BACK AND SHE IS TRYING TO EMBED THAT WIRE INTO THE NECK OF DARYL KINKADE AND IF SHE GETS THAT ON, IT IS OVER!
Persephone: YES, WE ARE GOING TO SEE SOMEONE DIE AND –
(SMACK!!!)
(SMACK!!!)
(SMACK!!!)
Rich Russillo: HALSEY NEEL WITH A CHAIR TO THE BACK OF CAMERON ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AND THAT CAUSES FOR CAMERON TO LET GO!
(SMACK!!!)
(SMACK!!!)
(SMACK!!!)
Rich Russillo: AGAIN, SLAMS THE CHAIR IN THE BACK OF CAMERON ELLA AVA AS SHE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT! MEANWHILE PANDORA IS HELPING DARYL GET BACK TO HIS FEET. SHE IS CHECKING HIS NECK!
(Daryl is nodding his head as she tries to help him. Checking on some of the cuts before brushing his hair back and taking that staple out of his head that was embedded in the forehead. He nods and hugs her whispering something in her ear as she nods back, Halsey and Pandora get out of the ring as signals for Pandora to hand him over something that is under the ring, The Hellcat reaches under it and throws it to Daryl, it is a Coal Miner’s Glove with the studded knuckles and steel fingers.)
Rich Russillo: He has the Coal Miner’s Glove now, something that we have seen one other time in the past, as he puts it on and runs against the ropes, DROPPING A FIST ON CAMERON THAT CAUSES HER TO BLEED INSTANTLY! HE STARTS PUNCHING HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THE COAL MINER’S GLOVE! IT IS SICKENING!
James Peters: IT IS A BLUDGEONING! SHE IS TRYING TO KILL HER BUT I THINK CAMERON ELLA AVA IS UNCONSCIOUS AND WE ARE ABOUT TO CROWN A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION! DARYL THOUGH IS WASTING TIME, AND INSTEAD HE CALLS THE BRITISH INVASION IN THE RING AS THEY PICK HER UP, HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, AND SHE DRAGS PANDORA INTO THE PUNCH KNOCKING HER THROUGH THE ROPES!
Persephone: OH, COME ON! CAMERON GRABS KICKS DARYL INTO HALSEY AS SHE FALLS OUT OF THE RING TOO AND CAMERON HITS A POISONRANA!
Rich Russillo: DARYL WAS HIT WITH AN ODE TO ANDREA VALENTINE AND HE IS BACK UP DIZZY AND CAMERON TAKES THAT GLOVE OUT OF HIS HAND AND SLAPS DARYL WITH IT STUNNING HIM AS CAMERON RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES AGAIN AND ANOTHER WONDER WOMAN PUNCH THIS TIME WITH THE COAL MINERS GLOVE! THIS ONE IS OVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: DAMN IT PANDORA! She drags Cameron off Daryl and out of the ring! She grabs her by the hair and back first –
(SMASH!!!)
James Peters: SHE JUST THREW THE BACK OF HER HEAD RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THOSE STEPS AND CAMERON COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION!
(Pandora screams as Halsey follows with a running knee.)
James Peters: AND THEY MIGHT HAVE JUST TAKEN OUT CAMERON ELLA AVA ONCE AND FOR ALL! THIS IS TOO MUCH! THE NUMBERS GAME HAS BEEN THE THING FOR THIS GROUP AND THEY ARE THE B3EST AT IT! IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THIS MATCH ENDS AND CAMERON ELLA AVA WILL FALL TO THIS AGGRESSION!
Rich Russillo: YOU CANNOT BLAME THEM! IT IS A SOUND STRATEGY AND THEY WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES IN ORDER TO WIN AND BRING SOME GOLD HOME TO THE BRITISH INVASION! THEY ARE THREE PEOPLE WHO WANT IT JAMES AND NO ONE WILL STOP THEM FROM DOING IT! THE QUESTION IS HOW MUCH MORE CAN CAMERON TAKE!
Persephone: Dude, who cares! Just the fact they are doing it is helping me and the length of this match! We need to let them do their thing and that way it ends! I mean for tonight I am British!
(Pandora and Halsey grab Cameron and throw her back into the ring. By then Daryl has recovered and he is just glaring down the fallen champion, he knows that it is only matter of time before it ends. He squats down and grabs her by the hair.)
Daryl Kinkade: (Off Mic) It is my title now, love.
(Cameron says nothing but spits at Daryl who smirks and picks her back up to her feet.)
James Peters: DARYL SENDS CAMERON CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST, AND CAMERON FALLS OUT TO THE APRON! Cameron Ella Ava is in a bad way here, and it’s really not fair that she even has to deal with all three members of the British Invasion! That’s what happens when a match has no disqualifications though, and Daryl is absolutely making the most of it! Daryl rolls out of the ring as Cameron uses the ropes to slowly pull herself back to her feet, and Daryl seems to have something in mind as he-
Rich Russillo: NO! DARYL GRABBED CAMERON BY THE LEG, BUT CAMERON WAS ABLE TO KICK DARYL AWAY! DARYL STUMBLES BACK, AND NOW CAMERON RUNS TO THE EDGE OF THE APRON BEFORE JUMPING OFF WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE! BOTH ELITISTS GO DOWN, BUT CAMERON IS HURTING RIGHT NOW! Both Elitists have put each other through hell, and Cameron slowly is forced to drag herself back up to her feet, knowing that the British Invasion is lurking, obviously waiting to strike whenever it looks like things aren’t going well for Daryl!
Persephone: Daryl really sucks, doesn’t he? He’s had an entire stable out here to help him win. Why is the match not over?
James Peters: Cameron slowly begins to drag Daryl back up- BUT DARYL IS ABLE TO USE THE SIZE DIFFERENCE TO HIS ADVANTAGE, AS HE LIFTS CAMERON UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND PLANTS HER WITH A GOURDBUSTER ONTO THE BARRICADE! CAMERON REMAINS ON THE BARRICADE AS SHE LOOKS LIFELESS, AND IF THERE’S ONE THING THAT CAN’T BE DENIED EVEN WITH THE BRITISH INVASION HERE AT RINGSIDE, IT’S THAT DARYL KINKADE IS A THREAT! Daryl is now turning around, and it looks like something caught his mind as he begins to back away! What is Daryl about to do!?
Rich Russillo: DARYL TURNS AROUND BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND NOW HE HITS CAMERON WITH A BOOT TO THE HEAD IN ORDER TO DROP HER DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! CAMERON GOES DOWN, AND DARYL KINKADE HAS BEEN IN FIRM CONTROL OF THIS ONE FOLLOWING THAT LAST INTERFERENCE FROM THE BRITISH INVASION! Daryl takes some time to catch his breath after what has absolutely been a very grueling match, and with the way this is going right now, I have to say it’s not looking good for Cameron. If this continues, we might just have a new Hardcore Champion crowned tonight!
(Daryl turns away from Cameron Ella Ava, having come up with an idea as he turns towards the ring, beginning to dig under for another weapon.)
Persephone: Oh great. It looks like a nail gun is about to be used this time. When are we gonna see a REAL gun in one of these matches? This is way too tame for me.
James Peters: What? A nail gun in this kind of situation is beyond dangerous! Daryl Kinkade begins making his way back over to Cameron Ella Ava, who is slowly using the barricade to pull herself back to her feet. Halsey and Pandora follow Daryl over to Cameron, and things aren’t looking good for Cameron right now AS DARYL AIMS THE NAIL GUN AT HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON HAS LIFE LEFT IN HER THOUGH, AND SHE GRABS THE STAPLE GUN JUST FAST ENOUGH! DARYL MISSES, AND NOW THESE TWO ARE STRUGGLING TO TAKE POSSESSION OF THE NAIL GUN! DARYL KINKADE IS OBVIOUSLY THE STRONGER OF THE TWO ELITISTS- BUT CAMERON IS THE FIRST TO STRIKE, KNEEING DARYL IN THE MIDSECTION SO HE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE NAIL GUN!
James Peters: CAMERON TAKES POSSESSION OF THE NAIL GUN, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY FIRES IT AT DARYL!
Rich Russillo: YEAH, BUT DARYL ISN’T THE ONE THAT GOT HIT BY IT!!!!
Persephone: Oh my!
(The crowd gasps)
James Peters: DARYL DUCKED UNDER THE NAIL GUN, CAUSING CAMERON TO ACCIDENTALLY HIT HALSEY NEEL WITH IT INSTEAD!!!! HALSEY DROPS DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS SHE COVERS HER NECK, AND I THINK THE NAIL MAY HAVE HIT HER AROUND THAT AREA! THIS ISN’T WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN-
Rich Russillo: AND NOW PANDORA DROPS CAMERON WITH THE PANDORA’S BOX, KNOCKING THE NAIL GUN OUT OF HER HAND! PANDORA QUICKLY GRABS HALSEY.
(She frantically tends to her tag team partner that has a nail stuck in her neck.)
Halsey Neel: (Off Mic) That hurt… is it bad?
Pandora Paisley: (Off Mic) Oh… uh…. Nah mate, just a scratch.
(But the panic is in her green eyes as she turns to Daryl and she whispers was seems to be “She is going to die”.)
Darryl Kinkade: (Off Mic) Get her to the back… I got this love!
(Pandora nods, she doesn;t want to leave him but Halsey’s health is more important.)
Rich Russillo: AND AFTER A BRIEF WORD WITH DARYL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST CHOICE IS FOR HER TO FALL BACK AND LOOK AFTER HALSEY AT RINGSIDE! THINGS HAVE TAKEN A TURN THAT THE BRITISH INVASION DIDN’T EXPECT, BUT THEY DON’T WANT TO LOSE CONTROL OVER THIS MATCH!
(Pandora helps Halsey to the back, as Daryl looks concerned but he turns his attention back to Cameron.)
Persephone: Daryl sends Cameron back into the ring before grabbing the nail gun, and he looks mad seeing that things turned out like this. Honestly that’s their fault if you ask me. Why would you stand so close to someone with a gun pointed at them, even if it isn’t a real one? That was just stupid, and now Daryl lost his biggest advantage which is the numbers game.
James Peters: Well, I wouldn’t say that just yet! Pandora Paisley dropped Cameron with Pandora’s Box before focusing on looking after Halsey, and thanks to that Daryl may still be on the verge of winning even with that setback! Daryl Kinkade now pulling Cameron up, AND NOW DARYL BEGINS TO SET UP FOR WHAT MAY JUST BE THE END OF THIS MATCH! DARYL PULLS CAMERON IN BEFORE CROSSING THE LEGS, AND I THINK WE ALL SHOULD KNOW WHAT HE IS SETTING UP FOR AT THIS POINT! DARYL IS LIFTING CAMERON UP FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIE, TO WIN THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! CAMERON FREES HER LEGS BEFORE PULLING HERSELF DOWN ONTO HER FEET, AND NOW CAMERON GRABS DARYL’S HEAD BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH SNAPBACK!!!! SNAPBACK CONNECTS ON DARYL, AND BOTH ELITISTS DROP DOWN ONTO THE MAT! THESE TWO HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH OUT OF EACH OTHER, BUT CAMERON KEEPS THIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN ALIVE AS DARYL’S FACE JUST COLLIDED WITH HER KNEE!!! IT LOOKS LIKE CAMERON’S CHANCES AREN’T DEAD AFTER ALL, AS CAMERON GOES AFTER THE NAIL GUN THAT WAS USED NOT TOO LONG AGO! DARYL IS HURT, AND NOW’S THE BEST TIME FOR HER TO MAKE A COMEBACK! IS CAMERON GONNA WIN THIS!?
(Here comes Pandora from the back.)
James Peters: Cameron grabs onto the nail gun before slowly sitting up, AND JUST AS DARYL BEGAN TO STIR, CAMERON SHOT THE NAIL GUN AT HIM!!! DARYL WAS BARELY ABLE TO MOVE, BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH AS HE JUST TOOK A NAIL RIGHT TO THE SHOULDER!!!! CAMERON WITH ANOTHER SHOT NOW, AS THIS ONE CATCHES HIS BACK! ANOTHER ONE NOW! ANOTHER, AND CAMERON DOESN’T STOP! THE MOST DARYL CAN DO IS PROTECT HIS HEAD, BUT CAMERON IS JUST BEING RUTHLESS RIGHT THOUGH SHE SEES PANDORA AND NOW FINALLY SHE DROPS THE NAIL GUN!
Persephone: Why would she drop it? I want to see MORE blood and weapons, not less! Did she forget what kind of match this is?
James Peters: NO, I THINK SHE JUST HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND! CAMERON NOW BEGINNING TO JUST PUNCH AWAY AT DARYL KINKADE, KNOWING THAT THIS IS THE BEST OPPORTUNITY SHE IS GONNA GET TO JUST THROW EVERYTHING AT DARYL! DARYL IS BASICALLY DEFENSELESS RIGHT NOW, AND WHILE PANDORA COULD TRY TO INTERFERE AND ABANDON HALSEY, I THINK CAMERON WILL EXPECT IT NOW MORE THAN EVER! CAMERON SLOWLY PUSHES HERSELF TO HER FEET, AND SHE BEGINS TO THROW A FEW STOMPS AT DARYL BEFORE FINALLY ROLLING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! CAMERON NOW QUICKLY RETRIEVING A BAG FROM UNDER THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A PLAN RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: Cameron Ella Ava pours a bunch of thumbtacks out onto the mat, AND I THINK SHE’S READY TO PUT DARYL KINKADE DOWN FOR GOOD!!! CAMERON DRAGS DARYL BACK UP, AND SHE HITS HIM WITH THE WONDER WOMAN PUNCH!!!! THE WONDER WOMAN PUNCH CONNECTS, AND NOW CAMERON USES ALL THE STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT TO SLOWLY LIFT DARYL INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! DON’T TELL ME, IS SHE ABOUT TO DO THIS ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!?
James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS DARYL IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND WHILE SHE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO CARRY DARYL ON HER SHOULDERS FOR LONG, IT MAY JUST BE ENOUGH TO END THIS MATCH! DARYL IS DONE FOR! NO BODY, NO CRIME!!!!
Persephone: WRONG! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO DO ANYTHING MEANINGFUL AFTER ALL! DARYL WAS ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND HE JUST GRABBED THE FLAG FROM EARLIER BEFORE PULLING IT OVER CAMERON ELLA AVA’S HEAD!
(Pandora scrambles and throws the flag in the ring to Daryl.)
Persephone:THAT FLAG WAS USED WAY BACK AT THE START OF THIS, BUT IT DIDN’T DO ANYTHING USEFUL! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! KILL HER! STRANGLE HER TO DEATH! MAKE THIS MATCH INTERESTING!
James Peters: WELL BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I THINK DARYL ACTUALLY HAS A SIMILAR PLAN! DARYL KINKADE IS USING THE FLAG TO SUFFOCATE CAMERON ELLA AVA, NOT GIVING HER ANY CHANCE TO BREATHE HERE AS THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MIGHT JUST SLIP THROUGH HER FINGERS!!! THIS IS JUST BRUTAL, AND THIS LATE INTO THE MATCH I DON’T EVEN THINK IT’S POSSIBLE TO HOLD ON FOR VERY LONG! DARYL KINKADE IS USING EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT FOR THIS, AS HE IS BLOODY, TIRED AND IN A WORLD OF PAIN! IS THIS IT!?
Rich Russillo: YEAH, I THINK THIS MATCH MAY BE REACHING ITS END VERY SOON! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS SLOWLY LOSING HER STRENGTH, AND IF SHE PASSES OUT HERE, THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP CHANGES HANDS!!!! DARYL HAS UTILIZED MANY TACTICS THAT YOU COULD ARGUE WEREN’T FAIR, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH! ANYTHING GOES IN A MATCH LIKE THIS, WHICH IS WHY IF THE MATCH ENDS LIKE THIS, ALL THAT WILL MATTER TO KINKADE IS THAT HE HAS FINALLY WON ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP IN EAW! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS SLOWLY LOSING THE ABILITY TO EVEN TRY FIGHTING OUT OF THIS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION-
(Suddenly, the crowd explodes with a loud reaction. While Daryl Kinkade is focused on the submission, Pandora Paisley notices something taking place.)
James Peters: Wait, what-
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL???? PANDORA PAISLEY WAS JUST TAKEN OUT AT RINGSIDE AS SHE WAS JUST SENT INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! PANDORA WAS JUST SENT INTO THE BARRICADE, AND IS THIS REALLY WHO I THINK IT IS!?!?
Persephone: …?
James Peters: DARYL KINKADE FINALLY TURNS HIS ATTENTION AWAY AS PANDORA’S ATTACKER SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND DARYL KINKADE IS DROPPED WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!! THE SUBMISSION HAS BEEN BROKEN UP, AND NOW DARYL’S BEEN DRAGGED BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE BEING THROWN INTO THE ROPES!!!!
Rich Russillo: ***LAST SEDATION ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!!***
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE IS HERE!!!!!! XANDER PAYNE IS HERE AT TERRITORIAL INVASION, AND HE JUST PLANTED DARYL KINKADE WITH THE LAST SEDATION!!!!! THAT POP UP POWERBOMB HAS DESTROYED DARYL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE XANDER ISN’T FINISHED, EITHER!!!! XANDER SEES THAT SOME OF THE DARYL’S HEAD HAS LANDED ON SOME OF THE THUMBTACKS, SO HE SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND!
Persephone: Yeah, but that doesn’t really answer the important question here. WHY IS XANDER PAYNE HERE?
Rich Russillo: YEAH, AND WHY IS HE LAYING WASTE TO THE BRITISH INVASION!!??? XANDER LIFTS DARYL KINKADE UP, AND THERE IT IS!!!! A MOVE I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE AGAIN, THE PAYNEKILLER, JUST DROPPED DARYL KINKADE RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD!!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAS XANDER PAYNE DONE!?!?!?
James Peters: XANDER ATTACKED PANDORA WHILE DARYL WAS CHOKING CAMERON OUT, AND NOW HE HAS DESTROYED DARYL KINKADE!!! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIS MOTIVE WAS! WE DON’T KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT XANDER PAYNE IS BACK IN EAW!!!!
(Xander Payne stands over the two fallen competitors in the Hardcore Championship match as the crowd is still louder than ever, in pure disbelief over what has taken place tonight. Xander slowly looks over towards Cameron Ella Ava, and at this point, an idea comes to his mind.)
James Peters: Wait, what!?
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE DRAGS CAMERON ELLA AVA ON TOP OF DARYL KINKADE!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT XANDER’S ISSUE IS, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE WITH THE BRITISH INVASION SPECIFICALLY AS HE JUST PLACED CAMERON RIGHT ON TOP OF DARYL!!! XANDER BEGINS TO EXIT THE RING, AND THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!!!!
OOONNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… Here is your winner.. AND STILL THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION, CAAAAMMMEERRROOONNNNN EEELLLLAAAAAA AAAAVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(The fans still can’t believe what happened. For a while Cameron Ella Ava doesn’t even move following the bell, still worn out after she spent so much time being suffocated. Cameron slowly is able to roll off of Daryl though, and as the referee retrieves the Hardcore Championship, Xander Payne is seen on the stage.)
James Peters: What the hell just happened!?
Rich Russillo: I’ll tell you what happened! XANDER PAYNE just returned to EAW and prevented Daryl Kinkade from winning the Hardcore Championship! That was as close as Daryl possibly could’ve come to winning, and Xander Payne of all people just ripped it away from him!
Persephone: I am so confused.
James Peters: I think we all are! There’s really no telling why Xander Payne possibly could’ve done this. All we know is that he did, and thanks to that Cameron Ella Ava is STILL the Hardcore Champion even after having the odds so heavily stacked against her!
Rich Russillo: Wow. We’ll have to wait and see how this all plays out, but this definitely wasn’t what I expected. With that being said, congratulations to Cameron Ella Ava!
(Pandora Paisley is seen at ringside alongside Daryl Kinkade, Halsey is in the back who took some serious damage in the match. Cameron Ella Ava is seen seated in the ring, holding her Hardcore Championship while Xander Payne continues to watch from the stage, before finally turning and walking to the back. From there, Territorial Invasion fades from ringside.)
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(The shot transitions over to focus on Gina Romano for the introductions of the tag team title match.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: HAN GA-EUL!
Gina Romano: And it is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
(‘I2I’ by Magnolia Park hits To cheers from the fans as the left half of the stage is filled with orange and red smoke while the right side is filled in blue and white smoke. Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts walk out side by side, and Rex takes Raven by the hand and spins her into himself, catching her in a dip. The pair smile at one another before slowly turn to look out at the cheering crowd. Rex pulls Raven back to her feet and they begin walking down the ramp, high-fiving several fans as they go.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first, the challengers! At a combined weight of 360 pounds, they are Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister…. FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRE AAAAAND IIIIIIIIIICEEEEE!
Persephone: 🥱
Stew-O: Here they come! Many believe that Fire & Ice are the best team there is to dethrone the Jaded Hearts and put a stop to their historic fourth reign as tag team champions. Given how personal things have gotten in recent weeks as well, Raven and Rex are on a mission to ensure that both women do not walk out with the last laugh.
Gavin Kirkland: Even though I am team Showdown all the way through, I agree. On paper, Raven and Rex have what it takes to get it done. They both want to be champions again and they see no better way of doing that then taking down the greatest tag team champions of all time, and in the process, become the only active multi-time tag team champions currently competing in EAW today.
Persephone: Yeah, would be nice, I guess. Too bad that isn’t going to happen.
Stew-O: Yeah? Do you wish to give us your insightful, unbiased opinion for why that would be the case, Persephone?
Persephone: Nah. I’m good!
(When they get to the ring, Rex slides in as Raven walks up the steps. He sits on the second rope as Raven climbs through, and Raven pauses to give him a kiss halfway through the ropes. Rex then crosses the ring to the far hard can turnbuckle where he climbs to the top and puts a fist in the air. Raven walks to the middle of the hard can of the ring where she steps on the second rope with one foot and crossed her other leg over the top rope, posing with her arms out. The pair take in the moment before taking their corner.)
(After ‘I2I’ fades, ‘True Love’ by CFO$ hits. Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart stroll on out, confident as ever and wearing matching blue gear with the Unified tag titles wrapped around their respective waists. The duo pose on stage and then strut down the ramp, all while looking less than impressed with Raven and Rex.)
Gina Romano: And the champions! They are the current, reigning and defending EAW Unified Tag Team Champions… Sienna Jade and Kasisidy Heart, the JAAAAADEEEED HEEEAAAAARRRTS!
Gavin Kirkland: Now here come my girls! Look at how amazing they look, and the gold only compliments them even more.
Persephone: Oh, boy. Don’t you even start…
Stew-O: The Jaded Hearts are dominant, smart and focused. Also helps that perhaps heading into this match, they have the mental advantage as well. Still, this isn’t the first time Elitists have tried to get into the minds of Raven and Rex, and likely won’t be the last. Now, it’s only a matter of seeing whether Sienna and Kassiy can make everything count and have another successful title defense underneath their belts.
(Kassidy and Sienna enter whilst holding down the ropes for one another. With both women in, they walk to the center, unclasp the titles, and raise them high above the heads. The two glance back at Rex and Raven, flashing them some smug smirks. Raven and Rex remain focused though as they warm up in their corners, not at all backing down.)
(The titles eventually get handed to the referee. They raise them up once more before setting them aside and calling for the bell!)
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: And here we are, one fall to a finish! Fire & Ice versus the Jaded Hearts! This may be the biggest title match for the tag titles all year, and to start things off, we have Sienna Jade of the Jaded Hearts and Raven Roberts representing Fire and Ice. The two women circle around the ring before meeting at the center with a lock up! Sienna takes the initiative and taking a hold on Raven’s right arm. However, Roberts goes ahead and slips away from that, and in the process, she’s able to twist and latch onto Sienna’s own arm!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven moves behind to the ever-beautiful Sienna Jade. Looks like she’s going for a hammerlock. However, Raven reaches back with her other arm and manages to have that lace around her head, pushing down on it, and that causes Sienna to let go as she instinctively tries to pry that limb off of her! Raven drops to a knee, bringing her down some and uses her other arm to wrap around her head, capturing her in a sidelock.
Persephone: Oh fucking brother, is this going to be a graps-filled match? Because now Raven flips her down to the mat, getting her grounded. At least she’s moving kinda fast, but jeez, you four hate each other. Take each other to the top of the titantron and, I dunno… kill eech other from that height or something?
Stew-O: Well, that wouldn’t work considering that A.) Standard tag team rules apply, and B.) by the time they even get to that part of the stage, both teams would be counted out.
Persephone: :Noah: !! This is why Voltage is better.
Stew-O: At any rate, Raven has so far done a good job of keeping Sienna grounded. However, one-half of the defending champions, Sienna isn’t going to stay down for long. She raises her legs before — wow, she kipped up! And she grabbed Raven while doing so, forcing her up in the process! Of course, Sienna has travelled the world and has developed a unique moveset to help her adapt regardless of the situation. She pushes Raven into the ropes as she looks to get her to let go—
Gavin Kirkland: But Raven is able to curb that momentum by dropping to a knee, sliding before coming to a halt. Sienna decides not to panic even with that attempt being stopped! She slams her forearm into the side of her torso!
Persephone: Okay, forearms! Now we’re heating things up. She attacks her again, and again before wrapping her arms around Raven and lifting her up! She’s gonna break that bitch’s neck! :gladbron:
Stew-O: Not so fast, because Raven instead lands on her feet! Sienna whirls around and realizes this! She charges forward — arm drag! She quickly scrambles to her feet, but Raven takes her down AGAIN with another arm drag! Sienna gets back up to her feet, turns, and goes for a clothesline, but Raven ducks underneath it, grabs her by the wrist, turns her around, and SMASHES her fist into her face!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven isn’t done! She scoops up Sienna and drives her into the canvas with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex! Just as beautiful as she is!
Persephone: Great, so now you’ve gone on to simping for women *outside* of *your* own show? The Jaded Hearts are on YOUR brand, you moron!
Gavin Kirkland: Brand supremacy doesn’t get in the way of recognizing beauty. :mjlit:
Persephone: 🤦
Stew-O: Raven maintains the bridge for the pin!
Referee: ONEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: Shoulder up. Too soon for Sienna to lose here!
Persephone: Ugh, and knowing these two teams, it’s going to be a long ass night, but whatever. Raven’s moving quickly and gets Sienna up again, looking to lift her up for another suplex. However, Sienna uses her legs to wrap around hers, preventing her from taking her up into the air. Raven tries again, but it’s no use.
Stew-O: Raven takes a step back and knees Sienna right in the gut! She lurches forward! Raven looks back at her before charging to the ropes and coming back on the rebound —
Gavin Kirkland: — But hang on! Sienna is able to stand back up and hits the ropes herself! Raven sees her past by and stops in her tracks! Sienna now traps her by the arm and leg and rolls forward, bringing Raven down quickly and rolling forward, bridging for a pin of her own!
Referee: ONEEE–
Persephone: Kick out! Both of them get back on their feet and Sienna throws a forearm at Raven, but she catches the arm and grabs the other one, pulling her down for a backslide!
Referee: ONEEE–
Stew-O: Another kick out, this time from Sienna’s end! Raven gets up and walks to her, but Jade sweeps her at the legs, takes her down, and rolls over into a jacknife!
Referee: ONEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: Raven bridges up, wrapping her arms around Sienna! Now, both women are twisting and spinning around and around, jockeying for position!
Persephone: Seems like Sienna is getting bored of the monotony though as she’s close to the corner and brings her feet up, stepping up onto the turnbuckle paddings. She gets to the top, flips backwards, and lands on her feet, delivering a SLAP to Raven! Oh shit! :mjlol2: Now THAT was entertaining to watch!
Stew-O: Sienna mocks and teases Raven whose cheek seems to be turning red from that slap! However, she stares at Sienna, unphased and —
(## SMAAAAAAACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: !!! SHE SMACKS SIENNA RIGHT BACK, KNOCKING HER DOWN ONTO HER REAR END! SHE ALMOST RUINED HER PRETTY FACE!
Persephone: Eh, I’m sure the plastic helps to cushion the blow a little bit.
Stew-O: …
Gavin Kirkland: …
Persephone: What? Am I lying??
Stew-O: *Any*ways, Sienna is back up on her feet and she just mushes Raven right in the face! Roberts pushes her away and immediately goes for a big boot! Jade ducks! She reaches back, grabbing her, likely going for a neckbreaker, but Raven twists around and pushes her forward! Raven follows up on that and DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A BULLDOG!
Gavin Kirkland: Seems like Raven is starting to fire up here! Sienna staggers to her feet, but she gets levelled with a dropkick! She pops up again, but she’s taken down once more, only this time with a calf kick! Raven grabs her by the head and lifts her up… and NAILS that suplex she was looking for earlier! She floats over for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEE—
Persephone: But that’s another kickout from Sienna. Raven goes over and grabs her by the ankles. However, Sienna manages to hold onto the ropes, stopping her from dragging her. Raven’s stubborn as hell, though. She’s trying to pry her off of those!
Stew-O: And the official has no choice but to step in, coming in the middle between them! Sienna rolls away, clutching her back and… she seems to be in a lot of pain? Did something happen?
Crowd: :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: I have no idea. Was it from the suplex? It was pretty innocuous though, right?
Persephone: Eh. I dunno, but the referee is tending to Sienna and— WAIT! KASSIDY JUST KICKED HER IN THE BACK! Raven staggers and whips around, glaring right at her!
Sienna Jade: :mjlit:
Stew-O: AND RAVEN INADVERTENLY GOT CLOSER TO SIENNA WHO SCOOPS HER DOWN FOR THE SCHOOLBOY! SHOULDERS ON THE MAT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT, BUT THAT WAS INSANELY CLOSE!
Gavin Kirkland: Ah, two smart, beautiful, crafty queens. You guys never truly appreciated them while they were on Dynasty.
Persephone: I can’t lie, that whole situation was funny. :mjlol: But I guess Raven herself is a stick in a mud because she immediately charges after Sienna who makes a bee-line for her corner! Raven tries to catch her, but Sienna slides in between her legs and tags Kassidy Heart in.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: And Kassidy wastes no time getting in the ring and right into the face of Raven! She shoves her, and Raven responds by shoving her back! Kassidy simply dusts off where Raven touched her at and goes for a forearm!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven blocks it! She follows it up with a chop to her chest! She hits the ropes – BUT KASSIDY CATCHE HER WITH A KNEE LIFT STRAIGHT TO THE GUT, CAUSING HER TO FLIP OVER AND ONTO HER BACK! KASSIDY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! LEG DROP!
Persephone: Raven sits up afterwards, but Kassidy hits the ropes once more time and catches her in the face with a knee. She goes down and we get another pinfall.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: Shoulder up! Kassidy grabs the hand and the other one, yanking Raven up before she tosses her back down onto the mat with a throw! Now, she cinches in a side headlock, keeping Raven trapped! Kassidy is completely calm and cool here, looking to do what she can to wear Raven out.
Gavin Kirkland: She’s the *’Fire’* in Fire & Ice for a reason, and if Kassidy is able to temper that, then she can… cool their momentum. Get it? :mjgrin:
Persephone: Oh my God, shut the fuck up and call the match!
Stew-O: Corny joke aside, the basis for it is correct. Raven can be a dangerous competitor once she gets the ball rolling, and Kassidy knows this. Raven right now is trying to fight her way out of this as she rolls onto the other side and looks to rise to her feet… but now, Kassidy switches her stance and latches onto her head. Keeping her in place, she begins to knee her into the chest as she forces her into a lurched position!
Gavin Kirkland: Between Sienna’s cunning and adaptability, and Kassidy’s ruthlessness and awareness, is there any wonder why the Jaded Hearts stand as the best tag team of all time? Kassidy lets one more knee fly before she traps Raven and sends her up and over with an arm-trapped suplex! Great move right there!
Persephone: Raven rolls over, more than likely to get some distance, but Kassidy walks over and kicks her in the ribs. :yikes: She grabs Raven and gets her up, forcing her into the corner! Now she’s just ramming her shoulder into her stomach, doing it over and over and over again! If she thought she was gonna be able to breathe, then she thought wrong.
Stew-O: And Kassidy only decides to let up just so that she can drive her knee into her once more. Raven clutches her abdomen. The domineering Heart smirks and backs up before she runs on in, leaping in with a forearm to the face! Raven could be in trouble here!
Gavin Kirkland: No kidding! She stumbles forward and Kassidy hangs on to her. She lifts her up — oh! Hang on! That was an elbow to the side of the head, courtesy of Roberts herself! Kassidy lets go of her as not even she was able to anticipate that! Raven switches over to bring herself behind her and wraps her arms around her! Kassidy runs forward and grabs the ropes! Raven tries to roll her backwards, but only ends up doing that to herself in the process!
Persephone: Raven runs to her and she ends up getting hit with a thrust kick! She drops to one knee! Kassidy looks to take advantage of that and heads over to her—
Stew-O: Punch to the gut by Roberts! Kassidy responds with a clubbing blow to her back! She gets her up and looks to Irish whip her but Raven reverses it—
Gavin Kirkland: — only for Kassidy to reverse it herself —
Persephone: — and Raven reverses it back on her —
Stew-O: — but Kassidy is able to get the job done! Raven is in the corner! Kassidy comes in with another forearm, but Raven kicks her away!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: And Rex gets the tag! Kassidy turns back around aiming for Raven, but she avoids the clothesline and Rex catches her and slams her down with a powerslam! Raven follows that up with a moonsault! Wow, the teamwork! Raven rolls out to the apron, and Rex goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Persephone: Shoulder up!
Stew-O: Rex McAllister keeps his focus as he understands the threat that Kassidy Heart poses. He takes hold of her and brings her to a seated position with a snapmare. Taking off, he runs to the ropes and comes back behind with a sliding back elbow! Kassidy goes down! The challenger has the champion on the mat and goes for another pinfall!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TW—
Gavin Kirkland: But Kassidy is far too tough to let the match end on that kind of note! Rex gets her up and lifts her up to a vertical base in the air! Brainbuster? Suplex?
Persephone: Maybe none of those things as Kassidy brings her knee down to his head, hitting him.
Stew-O: And that paves the way for Kassidy to fall down to her feet! She kicks Rex right in the knee and grabs him by the head, locking in a guillotine choke! But she doesn’t stop there! She leaps up and wraps her legs around him, looking to do everything she can to wear him down!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, man, this may not end well for Rex. Though, I wouldn’t mind passing out after handling a beautiful woman.
Persephone: Uggggh. Whatever, dude. Either way, Rex is getting choked, and it seems like he’s beginning to fade. He goes down to one knee. Kassidy isn’t letting up, either.
Stew-O: Troubling predicament here. Raven is calling out to Rex to show somes signs of life!
Gavin Kirkland: And so are the fans here in Seoul!
Persephone: Guess all that ruckus managed to keep himself alert, because Rex is able to work his way back up. He’s struggling, but he’s up, and he brings his arm through Kassidy’s, breaking the hold and grabbing her. He hangs on and tosses her up —
Stew-O: BACKBREAKER! OH MY GOD! HOW DID REX MCALLISTER COME UP WITH THAT!?
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: !!!!
Persephone: Yeah forget about CTE, man, I think her back might be cooked.
Stew-O: Even Sienna looks shocked by that display! Rex goes ahead and covers Kassidy!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWO—
Gavin Kirkland: But Kassidy is able to power out of that one in her own right! That’s my champion!
Persephone: Yeah, but now Rex’s sitting her up and going for a chin lock. Guess he’s looking to wear her down in his own right.
Stew-O: Tit for that in this match. One half of the challengers here in Fire & Ice is able to get that hold in. Kassidy realizes the predicament she’s in though and looks to get back up to her feet.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s just the lifelong fighter in her. Kassidy has said many, many times that the only way people can ever truly get her to stop is if they were to kill her, and that this point, it may literally have to come down to that if anyone wants to get a win off of her, Fire & Ice included!
Persephone: Well, she’s back up to her feet, reaching back and grabbing Rex by the head. She sits down, and in the process, causes his jaw to crack against her shoulder! If Raven has to end up tube feeding that fucker, we know why.
Stew-O: Kassidy gets up, rolling her neck around, and she runs towards Rex who’s clutching at his jaw! Back elbow! He goes down, and Kassidy uses this as the chance for her to drag him towards her corner! She tags in Sienna!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Never ones to get outdone when it comes to teamwork, Kassidy keeps Rex in place as Sienna climbs to the top rope. She flies off of it, and LANDS WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! SHE GOT ALL OF THAT!
Persephone: Should’ve gotten him in the dick.
Stew-O: Sienna drags Rex before she takes off to the ropes! She comes back with a senton! She falls into the cover, all while looking at Raven with a grin across her face!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Gavin Kirkland: Kick out! Sienna rolls her eyes and grabs Rex. She gets him up to the knees before she goes ahead and kicks him across the chest! A little feisty heat from the Greatest!
Persephone: And there goes another kick that is unleashed on him. Still, why is she settling for that? Just go ahead and kick off his head!
Stew-O: Sienna laughs and mocks Rex before she gets herself ready, looking to strike with a third kick —
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE CAUGHT THE LEG!
Persephone: Welp.
Stew-O: Sienna hops on one foot! Rex works his way back up to his feet! Sienna tries to swipe at him with a slap, but he pulls back and lifts her up! SPINEBUSTER! Sienna is down on the mat, clutching her back, and this time, it has got to be hurting her!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh, no! Not Sienna!
Persephone: Guess he was able to find his way out after all. He grabs Sienna and takes her over towards the corner. He slams her face into the top tunrbuckle padding and then lifts her up, situating her at the top. Rex climbs, and he starts to strike her in the face with some forearms.
Stew-O: Sienna is getting lit up here. Rex fires off some more shots before he hooks his arms around her. He lifts her up—
Gavin Kirkland: Only to find out that she is holding onto the top rope! He won’t be able to get her up! However, Rex isn’t bothered by this. He lets go and hits her again, punching her in the face!
Persephone: That seems to have stunned her. He goes for it again —
Stew-O: But Kassidy comes on over and pushes him off! Rex manages not to take a nasty spill as he lands on his feet! Raven comes on in, ready to rush after Kassidy, but the referee comes in and stops her from doing that, telling her to get back onto her side of the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex yells something at Kassidy before he climbs back up — AND KASSIDY KICKS HIM BEHIND THE LEG THROUGH THE ROPES! HE’S CAUGHT UP IN THEM! HE’S HUNG!
Persephone: And now that he’s stuck, Kassidy goes back to her corner, acting all innocent while Sienna comes to a stand. Raven has no choice but to stop bitching and get back onto the apron!
Stew-O: And with the referee not seeing the plan the Jaded Hearts concocted, Sienna leaps off — CRASHING INTO REX WITH THE METEORA! OH MY GOD!
Gavin Kirkland: HAHA, YEAH! THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE! SIENNA LANDS RIGHT ON REX, AND IN A POSITION WHERE SHE IMMEDIATELY HAS HIS SHOULERS PINNED TO THE MAT! THE REFEREE SLIDES ON OVER AND COUNTS THE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEE—
Persephone: But he’s able to lift the shoulder off of the mat! Dang. I was hoping the back of his head cracked like an egg and he couldn’t power out of that one. 😔
Stew-O: Sienna thought so too! However, this match persists! Sienna gets up, taking Rex along with her. She holds onto his arm and strikes with a stiff kick across the chest! Now, she twists and wrenches the arm before Irish whipping him into the Jaded Heart’s corner! Sienna stalks him down and comes in with a back elbow! She rolls forward, runs back in and lands with a step-up knee into the corner! Rex is stunned!
Gavin Kirkland: What a beautiful succession of moves there by Sienna! But she’s not done! She snapmares Rex down and then climbs up to the middle ropes. He gets up to a seated position! Not realizing what’s happening! Sienna takes off and lands a MISSLE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! TALK ABOUT PRECISION!
Persephone: Sienna crawls over to get another pin.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
Stew-O: No, kickout! Sienna looks less than amused at this rate. Still, she grabs Rex, and just like before, she takes him over to the corner! She steps up on the ropes and uses her foot to choke him out!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI–
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna backs up and goes to the referee, apolgizing. Well, that’s nice! She didn’t mean to bend the rules!
Persephone: 🙄
Stew-O: And Kassidy looks to take advantage of the momentary distraction – BUT REX IS ABLE TO ELBOW HER RIGHT IN THE FACE! SHE HOLDS HER NOSE! THE FANS CHEER FOR THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna picks up on the sudden loud reaction and turns around, realizing what just happened! She immediately charges towards him, but Rex throws her up and over onto the apron! She lands on her feet! Kassidy gets levelled with a spinning elbow! She goes down! Rex follows through that momentum and catches SIENNA IN THE FACE WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! SIENNA GETS DAZED FROM THAT, AND REX TAKES IT UPON HIMSELF TO SLIP HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES! ROPE HUNG DDT!! WHAT A COMEBACK THERE BY MCALLISTER!
Persephone: Oh brother, and now he’s STILL going! He floats back along with Sienna, lifting her up and connecting with a butterfly suplex! He kips up after that! What a goddamn showoff!
Stew-O: But it’s working! Rex takes Sienna up and throws her into his team’s corner, and he tags back in Raven who is eager to keep things rolling for her team!
(TAG!)
Gavin Kirkland: Rex grabs Raven and Irish whips her into Sienna! She hits her with a dropkick! Rex follows in tow as he’s able to get her with a clothesline! She drops down into the corner and it looks like she may be hurting from this onslaught by Fire & Ice!
Persephone: Now they both run in and nails those stereo basement dropkicks. Rex takes himself out and Raven pulls Sienna up!
Stew-O: She carries her right towards the middle of the ring! She lifts her up! ‘HUNTRESS BOMB’! SITOUT SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS! RAVEN GOES FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS BE IT!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: SIENNA IS ABLE TO KICK OUT FROM THAT!
Persephone: :notbad:
Stew-O: A whole lot of resilience there from the champion, but Raven is doing what she can to make sure she doesn’t get tripped up by that. She grabs Sienna, and now, Raven is looking for the end here as she has her right where she wants her to be! She hits the ropes, and—
Gavin Kirkland: OH! IT’S KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY GRABBED HER OUT OF THE RING, STOPPING RAVEN FROM HITTING WHATEVER IT WAS SHE HAD PLANNED! NOW, HEART GOES TO ATTACK—
Persephone: — BUT RAVEN JUST CHARGED AT HER AND CAUGHT HER WITH THE ‘FACELIFT’!!!
Stew-O: OH MY! KASSIDY GOT WIPED OUT FROM THAT! RAVEN GOES BACK TO THE RING AND LOOKS TO GET THE JOB DONE AS SHE GOES TO SIENNA JADE!
Gavin Kirkland: ONLY FOR SIENNA TO HAVE CAUGHT HER BY SURPRISE AS WELL! ‘RDG’!!! ‘RDG’!!!
Persephone: OH SHIT, SHE’S DOWN! SIENNA BRIDGES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: NO!! RAVEN ROBERTS WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THAT ONE, AND THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY FOR WHAT THEY JUST SAW! SIENNA SITS UP IN SHOCK! SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE TITLES RETAINED!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU CAN’T REALLY BLAME HER, CAN YOU?! THAT WAS SET UP PERFECTLY!
Persephone: Damn. I can’t even lie, I thought that was it. :wow:
Stew-O: Sienna slams her hands down onto the mat, but she quickly mounts Raven and strikes her in the face with forearms! She gets her up, and now, it seems like she’s going to go for yet another ‘RDG’!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RAVEN IS ABLE FIGHTING BACK WITH VARIOUS PUNCHES TO THE GUT! SIENNA IS GETTING LIT UP! AND RAVEN PUSHES HER TOWARDS THE CORNER, SLAMMING HER SHOULDER INTO HER GUT IN THE PROCESS! SIENNA GASPS OUT!
Persephone: Raven is still reeling from that, but she backs up. She shakes off the cobwebs and goes to run at Sienna—
Stew-O: Boot to the face! Raven staggers! She tries running forward again, but Sienna is able to leap up and over her! She does a forward roll and pops back before she turns, running to Raven—
Gavin Kirkland: AND SHE RUNS INTO THE ‘TALON’! CLAYMORE KICK CONNECTS!
Persephone: ?!!
Stew-O: THAT’S IT! NEW CHAMPIONS! NEW CHAMPIONS! RAVEN COLLAPSES INTO THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
(…)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASSIDY HEART MANAGED TO SLIDE IN AND BREAK IT UP HERSELF! SHE DRAGS RAVEN OFF OF SIENNA AND LOOKS TO STRIKE!
Persephone: Ah man but here comes this fucking simp bitch Rex McAllister to the rescue and he hits her with a bicycle kick! I hate it here!
Stew-O: Kassidy goes down and rolls out of the ring! Rex quickly goes back to his corner and calls for Raven to tag him in! She crawls to him… before…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: GOT IT!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh no, and Sienna just got back to her feet, wobbly as can be! But Rex doesn’t care and immediately charges in with a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! JESUS!
Persephone: :roman: !!!
Stew-O: THAT JUST TOOK SIENNA ALL THE WAY INTO THE CORNER! REX COMES AND GRABS HER, AND HE LIFTS HER UP, CRACKING HER BACK WITH THE URUNAGE BACKBREAKER! BUT HE DOES NOT LET GO, INSTEAD TRANSITIONING THAT MOVE INTO AN ELEVATED FLATLINER! REX HAS GOT SIENNA IN A TROUBLING SPOT!
Gavin Kirkland: REX THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A CROSSFACE! HE HAS HER TRAPPED! SIENNA REACHES OUT FOR THE ROPES BUT SHE CAN’T QUITE REACH THEM! SHE DOESN’T WANNA TAP HERE!
Stew-O: BUT REX IS STUBBORN! REX IS RELENTLESS! HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TRY AND WIN THIS FOR HIS TEAM!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA TRIES TO CRAWL SO THAT SHE CAN GET CLOSER TO THE ROPES, BUT IT’S NO USE!
Persephone: :lupe: !!!
Stew-O: AND SIENNA RAISES HER HAND UP INTO THE AIR—
Gavin Kirkland: ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’ BY KASSIDY HEART ONTO REX MCALLISTER!!!
Persephone: :damn: !!
Crowd: :damn: !!!
Stew-O: CURB STOMP FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! REX IS DOWN! AND RAVEN COMES CHARGING IN, SPEARING KASSIDY DOWN TO THE MAT! SHE TOOK THAT ONE OUT OF HER OWN PLAYBOOK!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN GRABS REX BY THE ARM AND LEADS HIM BACK TO THEIR CORNER! AND THEY’RE ABLE TO INITIATE THE TAG!
(TAG!)
Persephone: Carry job by his own woman, that’s craaaaaazy.
Stew-O: Well, in a match like this featuring two high-profile teams, you have to do what you can to support your teammate and pick your spots! Raven knows this! She and Rex were tag champions before! And now, she’s looking to do everything she can to win! She gets in the corner and waits for Sienna to get up! Jade looks a little bit out of it, but she manages to come to a stand! AND RAVEN LOOKS TO CATCH HER! ‘TALON’!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE MISSED!!!
Persephone: SHE ACTUALLY MOVED!??
Stew-O: SHE DID! RAVEN GETS BACK UP, BUT FROM BEHIND, SIENNA GRABS HER BY THE ARM AND RIPCORDS HER THROUGH! ‘WITCHES HAMMER’!!! SHE GOT ALL OF IT, AND RAVEN SLUMPS DOWN TO HER KNEES!
Gavin Kirkland: SIENNA LOOKS OVER TO THE CORNER AND SEES THAT KASSIDY IS USING THE ROPES TO HELP HERSELF UP! KASSIDY NODS AT HER, AND SIENNA GOES OVER TO HER!
(TAG!)
Persephone: Well, she’s in! Sienna and Kassidy have Raven set up as they force her to stand!
Stew-O: ALL SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE HER OUT WITH THE ‘SUBCULTURE’!!! LEGSWEEP AND SPINNING HEEL KICK COMBO! VINTAGE JADED HEARTS!
Gavin Kirkland: AND KASSIDY IS FAR FROM DONE! SHE RUSHES IN – ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’!!! CURB STOMP LAYS RAVEN ROBERTS OUT COMPLETELY!
Persephone: Kassidy goes ahead and locks in the submission known as the ‘Necro Mauler’! Raven is stuck right in the middle of the ring!
Stew-O: Rex, laying on the apron, lifts his head and sees what’s happening! He tries to crawl into the ring! He’s looking to break up the submission as Raven struggles, trying her best to fight out of it!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT SIENNA JADE LANDS A SLIDING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! AS FOR RAVEN….
(…)
(…)
(…)
Persephone: SHE’S TAPPING!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S IT! THE JADED HEARTS RETAIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘True Love’ plays throughout the arena. Kassidy lets go of Raven. She sits up, shaking her head and holding the back of it after having to go through an insanely competitive match. Still, she and Sienna are able to emerge victorious. Sienna smiles and runs over to her, hugging her as they got the win.)
Gina Romano: Here are your winners, aaaaaand STILL the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions…. THE JAAAAAAADEEEEEEED HEAAAAAAARRRRTS!
Stew-O: WOW! WHAT A MATCH! THE FINAL STRETCH OF THAT WAS INSANE AS IT LOOKED LIKE ANY TEAM COULD’VE WON IT! HOWEVER, THE JADED HEARTS WERE ABLE TO OUTSMART AND PERSEVERE, AND THEY JUST TOOK DOWN THEIR MOST CHALLENGING OPPONENTS TO DATE AS A TEAM!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! YES! YES! :blessed: MY QUEENS REIGN SUPREME YET AGAIN!
Persephone: They’re arrogant as hell, but they back that shit up in the ring when it matters. Plus, Rex lost, so that’s a nice little bonus. :mjlol:
Stew-O: The Jaded Hearts were able to get the job done here tonight, surviving an absolute tag team war here at Territorial Invasion. Now, they can look forward to Wicked Games, as they await to see which team will be able to take them on in the finals of the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament!
Gavin Kirkland: All praise to Rex and Raven, who showed up and showed out in the biggest way possible. Still, if a team as decorated as them couldn’t get the job done, then will whichever team emerges victorious in that tournament be able to beat them? They’ve pretty much defeated every type of team there is this year in EAW!
Persephone: Only one way to find out, I guess.
Stew-O: Now that is something we can all agree on.
(Kassidy and Sienna receive their titles and celebrate with each other, even with how exhausted they are. Meanwhile, Raven and Rex are on the outside, still recovering and disappointed that after how personal and bitter things got, they couldn’t get back at the Jaded Hearts. The final shot shows Kassidy and Sienna clinking titles before Territorial Invasion fades elsewhere.)
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(The camera returns to ringside where the setup for tonight’s main event is being shown. There are now two rings, along with the WarGames cage which is starting to lower as Bella Braxton begins the introductions for the main event.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is the MAIN EVENT OF TERRITORIAL INVASION! IT IS THE 2024 WAR! GAMES! MATCH!
(All of the fans in the arena begin to cheer wildly for the upcoming match as ‘When Darkness Falls’ by Killswitch Engage starts to play as the Dynasty Team of Drake King, Minerva, and the World Heavyweight Champion Myles enter the arena as the Dynasty supporters cheer for this team while everybody else starts to boo as they head to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first and representing DYNASTY! At a total combined weight of 567 pounds. Here is the team of DRAKE KING, MINERVA, and THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MYLES! NEW EDEN!
Stew-O: The time for talk is about over as it’s almost time for War Games. Just to explain the rules, one member from each team will start the match and after a predetermined amount of time, another team will enter the match. The match can ONLY end when everybody is in the ring. After that, a pinfall or submission ends it.
Gavin Kirkland: Here comes a very dangerous team in New Eden. They have already proved in the past that they can dominate and they haven’t lost a step. That could take them to victory here tonight.
Persephone: I really could care less about if those weirdos win this match. As long as I get my fill of bloodshed and a death or two, then I’m happy.
(New Eden look at the structure as Minerva and Myles head towards one of the holding cells and Drake King enters the ring. Seconds later, ‘360’ by Charli xcx starts to play as the Voltage faithful start cheering for Bea Valentine, Michael Machina, and EAW World Champion Jake Smith enter the arena. They look ready for action as they head to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing their opponents! Representing VOLTAGE! At a total combined weight of 593 pounds! Here is the team of MICHAEL MACHINA, BEA VALENTINE, AND THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION JAKE SMITH!
Stew-O: Here comes an effective, yet very unorthodox team from Voltage that has a lot of power and skill, but Jake wasn’t exactly happy about who his teammates were thanks to Methuselah.
Persephone: Blah blah blah. The old man gave the short man a few people that can tolerate his presence. That’s only because they’re both taller than him. Because Jake is short… and his hair looks like crap.
Gavin Kirkland: Jokes aside, Bea and Michael might not be the most experienced in this type of environment, but they have shown to be very quick learners. They could pull off the victory here and bring the win to Voltage.
(Bea and Michael head to the holding cell as Jake Smith and his title belt away and enters WarGames. He looks around before shooting a glare at Drake before the music is replaced by “7 Rings” by Ariana Grande as Team Showdown enter the area and the supporters of the Blue Brand begin to cheer wildly as Showdown heads to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing the final team! Representing SHOWDOWN! At a total combined weight of 462 pounds! Here is the team of BRONSON DANIELS, THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION MILLI BANKS, AND THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION VEENA ADAMS!
Persephone: Oh gawd FINALLY! Finally someone who I can actually tolerate with my girl Veena coming to the ring. Her partners… not so much, but Veena is here!
Gavin Kirkland: This team could certainly be a sleeper in this match and I am not just saying that because Veena and Milli are beautiful, but because of the talent these three possess.
Stew-O: Could this trio bring Showdown its first War Games victory ever? As Veena gets ready to enter the WarGames battlefield, we are about to find out.
(Veena hands her title belt to Bella Braxton before she enters the War Games cage as Milli and Bronson enter the holding cell. Veena looks at Jake and Drake in the ring as now all three competitors are officially in the ring as they stare each other down as the referee calls for the bell. )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen… IT’S TIME! War Games is officially underway and it’s time to see which brand leaves with the bragging rights for the year! Almost like a repeat of last year, all three Captains will be starting.
Persephone: Which I am fine with because that means my girl Veena is in the ring and that already gets my interest up in this match. Now let’s get to the bloodshed.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake, Veena, and Jake are airing on the side of caution before making any sudden moves. Come on, Veena! Kick their asses!!
Stew-O: JAKE AND VEENA HAD THE SAME IDEA AS THEY BOTH CHOOSE TO START ATTACKING DRAKE KING! Veena and Jake are just punching and kicking Drake King down to the mat.
Gavin Kirkland: But Drake King is still fighting back as he fires a right hand into the ribs of Jake Smith and takes him back as Drake grabs Veena and shoves her to the ropes.
Persephone: Veena comes back off the ropes and tries for a clothesline that the greasy looking Drake King ducks out of the way from and Veena hits the ropes on the other side as Drake goes for a clothesline–
Stew-O: VEENA COMES BACK AGAIN AND THIS TIME WITH A KESAGIRI CHOP AS SHE CHOPS DRAKE KING RIGHT IN THE THROAT! NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT THAT IN THIS MATCH! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!
Persephone: I think that Veena Adams is the perfect representation of what a Champion is supposed to be in EAW. She’s got the looks. She’s got the talent. She’s got charisma.
Gavin Kirkland: The only thing she doesn’t have is my phone number. I wonder if I can give it to her.
Persephone: Like she’d give you the time, creepo!
Stew-O: All while, there are WarGames going on. Veena sends Drake to a knee after the chop AND JAKE SMITH FIRES A BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES VEENA IN THE BACK OF THE NECK TAKING HER DOWN!
Persephone: The only reason he hit Veena there is because they are the same height. That never would have happened if Veena was in her high dollar heels.
Gavin Kirkland: Are you saying that Veena should have worn heels in this match? Has the silicone seeped into your brain again, bitch?
Persephone: I will end you, Gavin. And nobody would miss you. I should get Luis to come out here and kick your ass–
Stew-O: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP! Jake Smith has hold of Veena AND IS LOOKING TO SMASH HER FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE–
Gavin Kirkland: BUT VEENA MANAGES TO GET FREE AND REVERSE IT SO IT’S JAKE THAT GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALLS! JAKE GETS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH THE STEEL!
Persephone: Not just one time. She has a handful of that overly priced hair of Jakes AND SHE JUST KEEPS SMASHING HIS FACE OVER AND OVER INTO THE CAGE! COME ON, VEENA! MAKE HIM BLEED!
Stew-O: Veena looks to be attempting to bust Jake Smith open, BUT HERE COMES DRAKE KING WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE BASE OF VEENA’S SKULL TAKING HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Why are these two ganging up on Veena? They should fight each other and kill each other so Veena wins. YAY!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s not how the match works, Persephone.
Stew-O: Yeah…no. But Drake does grab Jake’s arm and twists it around the top rope. Drake backs up AND KICKS THE TOP ROPE AND JAKE’S ARM IN THE PROCESS! Jake gets his arm free and holds it in pain as he walks towards the center of the ring.
Persephone: Jake looks like a giant crybaby holding his arm and Drake comes back from the ropes AND CLOBBERS JAKE IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH A LARIAT! Why couldn’t he have hit him in the throat and we wouldn’t have to hear Jake’s annoying voice ever again.
Gavin Kirkland: I mean it could still happen since the match won’t be ending anytime soon as Drake is in firm control of this match right now.
Stew-O: Drake grabs Jake by the arms and just pulls him back to his feet before Jake gets arms hooked into the chickenwing position and DRAKE LIFTS JAKE IN THE AIR–
Gavin Kirkland: BUT JAKE MANAGES TO GET FREE AND ROLL THROUGH TO SEND DRAKE SAILING TOWARDS THE CAGE WALL–
Persephone: AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO VEENA WHO DELIVERS A PALM STRIKE TO THE THROAT! THAT’S RIGHT, VEENA! SHUT THESE DUMB BASTARDS UP FOR GOOD! SICK OF HEARING THEM TALK!
Stew-O: Is the only person you are going to say anything good about Veena? She isn’t even on your show!
Persephone: What’s your point?
Gavin Kirkland: Well Drake is down for the time being as Veena looks towards a recovering Jake Smith AND DELIVERS A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: Veena now is on Jake AND SHE JUST STARTS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO THE FACE OF THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION! JAKE IS TRYING TO BLOCK THE PUNCHES BUT VEENA IS RELENTLESS RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Jake should just be content with the fact that Veena is on top of him. Probably the most action he’s had in a long time since BatBitch Holly found a brain and broke up with him. Come on, Veena! Now it’s disgusting!!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena stops on the punches and grabs Jake by the sponsored hair. I think Veena just screamed “Come on, you little bitch” as he’s pulled back to his feet.
Stew-O: Veena tries to whip Jake to the ropes, but Jake reverses the fortune and sends Veena to the ropes with a little more force AND VEENA CRASHES INTO THE CAGE WALL!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena’s pretty face just kisses the steel and I don’t like it! That was an ugly crash and burn as Veena goes stumbling back towards Jake who grabs her by the neck AND TAKES HER OVER WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!
Persephone: Now that creep floats over AND JUST STARTS PUNCHING VEENA IN THE FACE! No wonder you’re single all the time, Jake! Prefers holding onto titles than holding onto relationships. Good thing I found a good one in Luis.
Stew-O: And there’s the first Luis reference of the match. Anyways, here comes Drake AND HE DELIVERS A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND PUTTING A STOP JAKE’S ASSAULT!
Persephone: This match already is beyond words that I care to use. I can’t wait until we see some bloodshed.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake pulls Jake off of Veena and back on his feet AND JAKE CATCHES DRAKE WITH A RIGHT HAND! Drake didn’t care for that AND HE CATCHES JAKE WITH A RIGHT HAND IN RETURN!
Stew-O: Neither man backing down AND NOW WE HAVE A FIST FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR GAMES AS DRAKE AND JAKE CONTINUE TO JUST SLUG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST RING!
Persephone: Well this is a whole shitload of no excitement. Somebody just needs to kill somebody. THEN we will have a match!
Gavin Kirkland: As these two are just punching the crap out of each other, Veena is back on her feet and she tries to interject herself into this brawl–
Stew-O: AND THEY BOTH CATCH VEENA IN THE FACE WITH FOREARM THAT KNOCK HER BACK AND DOWN! Veena is sitting down on the mat and she IS NOT HAPPY AT ALL!
Gavin Kirkland: How dare they treat her like that! Veena is like the Queen of Showdown or all of EAW. She’ll make them pay.
Persephone: For once in your insignificant life, I actually agree with you… am I going to die? Gawd I hope not. I just got engaged. But Veena is back to her feet as she walks towards the fight—
Stew-O: OH MY GAWD! VEENA JUST KICKED DRAKE KING RIGHT BELOW THE BELT! THAT CERTAINLY STOPPED THE BRAWL IN ITS TRACKS AS DRAKE JUST FALLS TO THE MAT LIKE A STONE!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHA! Drake got kicked in the little Drake and Jake doesn’t have a chance to fully realize what is going on AND NOW JAKE GETS KICKED IN THE CROTCH! THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL WEEKEND! THAT WAS AMAZING!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn, I felt that and I wasn’t even kicked, but give credit to Veena… or Veena’s temper to come up with that and find herself in control of this match considering both of the men are feeling extreme pain at the moment.
Stew-O: Look at that devilish smirk on the face of the National Elite Champion. She’s so proud of her handiwork knowing that she has all the control and has her pick of who she wants to attack.
Persephone: That’s why Veena is so admirable. Look at Veena now. She is dragging both of her opponents around and getting them in position for something that will no doubt be amazing to watch.
Gavin Kirkland: Veena has climbed her way up to the second rope as both Drake and Jake are still down AND VEENA COMES OFF THE SECOND ROPE–-
Stew-O: VEENA WITH A DOUBLE DIVING KNEE STRIKE! SHE GOT THEM BOTH! KNEES DRIVEN INTO THEIR THROATS!
Gavin Kirkland: Not only that, with the way she had them positioned, she actually landed on their chests when she landed so she caused even more damage. Isn’t Veena amazing and she’s on SHOWDOWN! WOOOOOOOOO!
Persephone: Will you shut the hell up? Damn, you are such an ass kisser sometimes that it makes me sick.
Stew-O: As we get back to the match,
Persephone: Do you know what would make this match much more interesting? If we had some damn weapons around the ring and everybody clobbering the shit out of each other. Wouldn’t that be great?
Gavin Kirkland: Of course you think that weapons make everything better. But right now, there are none and Veena grabs hold of Jake and TURNS HIM AROUND INTO A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!
Stew-O: SUBMISSION IS APPLIED AND THE ONLY THING THAT IT’S GOOD FOR IS TO CAUSE AS MUCH DAMAGE AS POSSIBLE AND TO TAKE JAKE’S LEG AWAY!
Persephone: She already kicked him low, why not take his leg away. Smart considering it could take away that stupid “God Complex” finisher or whatever the fuck stupid name he calls it because he’s an egotistical little man.
Gavin Kirkland: Tell us how you really feel as Jake’s right leg is being bent in a very bad torque which could cause immense damage that a rope break can’t help–
Stew-O: DRAKE KING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT CATCHES VEENA RIGHT IN THE FACE! VEENA IS FORCED TO LET THE SUBMISSION GO AS JAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE FIRST RING AND INTO THE SECOND TO CATCH A BREATHER!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena was dazed after that kick as Drake hits the ropes AND CLOBBERS HER WITH A SLINGBLADE LARIAT TAKING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Well this match just got extremely boring in a hurry. I bet Drake recovered so fast because he never really had anything down there to begin with.
Stew-O: Will you be nice?
Persephone: To Drake? Or to Mighty Mouse Jake Smith? Hell no! They can burn or step on LEGOs for all of eternity for all I care. They both suck.
Gavin Kirkland: I bet you are a hit at parties, but as you continue to be bitchy, Drake has Veena by the legs in what looks to be a slingshot. Nope! Instead he is winding her up for what could be a Giant Swing—
Stew-O: IT WAS A GIANT SWING ALRIGHT! DRAKE JUST SWUNG VEENA THROUGH THE ROPES AND HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE! VEENA TWISTING AND HOLDING HER HEAD IN PAIN!
Persephone: I know Drake doesn’t care about looks… I mean look at him. But that idiot is beating up on a million dollar face! I want to see somebody bleed, BUT NOT VEENA!
Gavin Kirkland: I guess beggars can be choosers. Meanwhile Drake is starting to get that almost sadistic smile on his face as he pulls Veena back to her feet before picking her up AND SLAMMING HER BACK FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL!
Stew-O: Drake still has hold of Veena AND HE JUST DROPS HER ON THE MAT! Drake drags Veena closer to the corner and he is making his way to the top rope.
Gavin Kirkland: Normally we would say this could end the match here, but not this time. We have a long time before that as we see Drake perched up on the top rope ready to fly–-
Persephone: Oh great. Jake Smith his back and he starts shaking the top rope and that causes Drake to lose his balance AND FALL DOWN ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BAHAHAHAHA! WHAT AN IDIOT! HE LANDED ON HIS LITTLE DRAKE AGAIN! THAT WAS FUNNY!
Stew-O: Another ugly landing for Drake King as Jake climbs his way onto the second rope and grabs Drake by the head before HE CLIMBS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!
Persephone: This is going to be ugly and I am all for it. I hope they break their necks and take themselves out of the match. Let the blood spurt, dumbasses.
Gavin Kirkland: Demented as always, Persephone, but both men are standing on the top turnbuckle. Jake is trying for a superplex, BUT DRAKE IS BLOCKING IT!
Stew-O: We have a stalemate on the top turnbuckle, BUT JAKE USES HIS ARM THAT’S AROUND DRAKE’S NECK AND GOUGES HIM IN THE RIGHT EYE! DIRTY TRICK BY THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
Persephone: If you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying. At least that’s what Luis tells me. Shame that it was that short fuck and not my girl Veena. Either way, short stuff has the facelock applied again.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is now in control on the top turnbuckle after the thumb to Drake’s eye as he lifts Drake up AND BOTH MEN COME CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE SUPERPLEX!
Stew-O: NOT JUST THE MAT! WHEN JAKE CAME OFF THE TURNBUCKLES, HE ACTUALLY LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF VEENA ADAMS AND THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN A RIB OR TWO RIGHT THERE!
(Suddenly, a timer appears on the video letting the arena know much time is left until the next team enters WarGames. Now all of the fans in attendance begin counting down.)
Gavin Kirkland: HERE WE GO! We are only a few seconds away from seeing the first team enter WarGames. Oh I hope it’s Showdown! Veena really needs some help right now.
Crowd: FIVE!!!!!
Crowd: FOUR!!!!!
Persephone: I don’t give a damn which team it is because it just means that this match is just a little closer to ending.
Crowd: THREE!!!!
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Stew-O: Whenever that buzzer goes off, one team is going to have a huge three on one advantage against the other two teams. Which team will it be? We are about to find out.
Crowd: ONE!!!
Persephone: Let’s get this crap over with!
(BUZZ!!)
(Seconds later, the lights in the arena dim as a spotlight is shown on each of the three holding cells at the stage. The fans are staying silent in anticipation to see which of the three teams gets the lucky advantage of entering first.
Gavin Kirkland: Which team is it going to be? COME ON SHOWDOWN! ALL THREE COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! GET IN THERE AND CAUSE SOME MAJOR DAMAGE!
(After a few moments, two of the spotlights turn off leaving one on and the crowd starts cheering as the door to the first holding cell finally opens.)
Stew-O: IT’S TEAM VOLTAGE! BEA AND MICHAEL ARE BOLTING OUT OF THE HOLDING CELL AND HEADING RIGHT TO THE RING! HOLD ON A SECOND! Michael and Bea make a pit stop to the edge of the ring and dive under the ring AND START PULLING WEAPONS OUT!
Persephone: IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME THAT WE SEE SOME WEAPONS! Maybe the Voltage Team isn’t so stupid after all. Get in there and beat the shit out of everybody.
Gavin Kirkland: The door to the ring is open and the Voltage team is throwing any and every weapon they can grab from under the ring and tossing them in as they bounce all around the ring.
Stew-O: I think they have thrown in enough weapons as Michael and Bea enter the ring AND IMMEDIATELY START PUTTING THE BOOTS TO DRAKE AND VEENA!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s the benefit of being the first full team inside WarGames. The two fresh team members can go on the attack as the original member can catch a breather and that’s exactly what’s going on.
Persephone: You mean Jake sitting back and letting his lackeys do the dirty work? Well that’s nothing new. He always pulls shit like that. Lazy bastard.
Stew-O: Bea and Michael are done kicking the opposition and each grab a kendo stick that they threw in earlier as they eye Veena and Drake–
Persephone: THEY START CRACKING THE KENDO STICKS ACROSS THEIR BACKS! THAT’S WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! COME ON, LAZY FUCKS! GET SOME BLOOD FLOWING NOW! SORRY, VEENA! I LOVE YA BUT THIS MATCH WAS STARTING TO GET BORING!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh shut up! Kiss your own team’s ass. Veena is own Showdown, bitch, so back off!
Stew-O: These two are being so relentless right now with the kendo sticks as they grab Veena and Drake and drag them to neutral corners–
Persephone: BEA AND MICHAEL ARE SITTING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLES AND BEGIN TO START CHOKING VEENA AND DRAKE! THEIR FACES ARE STARTING TO TURN RED! NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I WANT SOME BLOOD! NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is just calling the shots and putting boots into both of his opponents! He is like a kid in a candy store right now knowing that he gets to beat the hell out of two of his opponents!
Stew-O: He should keep better watch of the match AS VEENA AND DRAKE GET ENOUGH AWARENESS AND ARE ABLE TO GRAB THE KENDO STICKS AND SNAPMARE BEA AND MICHAEL OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!
Gavin Kirkland: Voltage comes crashing to the mat and THEY LOSE THEIR KENDO STICKS! VEENA AND DRAKE HAVE THEM NOW AND GET READY TO WIND UP THE SHOTS–
Persephone: Don’t hold back! Crack them in the skull and make them bleed! Come on Veena! Look at those bitches get back to their feet–
Stew-O: BEA AND MICHAEL DUCK OUT OF THE WAY AND SOMEHOW THEY BOTH CRACK JAKE WITH THE KENDO STICKS!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN’T BREATHE! THAT IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! SEEING JAKE GET HURT MAKES ME LAUGH! I THOUGHT THEY WOULD MISS BECAUSE JAKE’S SO SHORT HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO DUCK!
Gavin Kirkland: They didn’t hit the right target, but they are happy with the results as they both shrug AND CONTINUE TO BEAT DOWN JAKE WITH THE KENDO STICKS! LOVE IT! COME ON, VEENA!
Stew-O: Drake is beating up Jake too, you know.
Persephone: Drake King is an egotistical zealot level jackass. Nobody likes him!
Gavin Kirkland: Alright, Drake did something good AND HE CAUGHT JAKE IN THE FOREHEAD AND BROKE THE KENDO STICK ACROSS HIS HEAD! Jake falls to the mat in pain as he holds his face—
Stew-O: MICHAEL MACHINA JUST USED BEA VALENTINE AS A PROJECTILE AND HE THREW HER AT VEENA AND DRAKE! SOMEHOW SHE GOT THEM BOTH AND TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: If it wasn’t against Veena, I would have been impressed but that move really pulls at my heartstrings. But my heart will go on!
Persephone: Damn, you are such an idiot sometimes. How do you function?
Stew-O: With a lot of help! Now Michael goes to grab hold of Veena while Bea goes to Drake to try and bring them back to their feet–
Persephone: BAHAHAHHAA! LOW BLOW! VEENA WITH ANOTHER LOW BLOW! THIS TIME MICHAEL SUFFERS THE BLOW! Poor Bea. Michael’s Machina isn’t gonna work so well for a week. :mjlol:
Gavin Kirkland: Veena is pulling out any trick in the book that she can to get herself back in this match and the thing is Bea didn’t see the low blow as she is throwing forearms into Drake’s face.
Stew-O: Machina is hunched over in pain as Veena hooks both of his arms AND FALLS BACK AND USES THE MOMENTUM TO TAKE MACHINA OVER WITH THE BUTTERFLY SUPLEX—
Persephone: LOOK AGAIN, OLD MAN! SHE TRANSITIONS THE SUPLEX INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! “FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY” BY THE MOST AWESOME CHAMPION IN EAW TODAY!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena is really putting that arm in a very horrible angle, but it could be the smartest strategy for her because if she can really damage his arm, she could take away some of his power advantage!
Stew-O: Unfortunately, a rope break won’t stop it since there are no rules and Veena is trying to deadweight herself so Machina must struggle to lift Veena up–
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE! JAKE HAS A STEEL CHAIR UNDER HIM AND HE HITS A SPLASH ON TOP OF VEENA!
Persephone: Not just on Veena, asshole. HE LANDED RIGHT ON HER FACE! HER PRETTY FACE! THAT SON OF A BITCH MUST PAY! SOMEBODY KILL HIM!
Stew-O: Jake came in and broke the armbreaker and he also could have broken Veena’s face. Jake takes the steel chair and we can see that Veena’s face is bleeding!
Persephone: THAT MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! I WANNA SNATCH HIS FAKE HAIR FROM HIS SKULL AND SLIT HIS THROAT! LET! ME! KILL! HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: Persephone, you have to stay in your seat and call this match. I know you wanna kill them, but you don’t wanna lose your job for killing Jake.
Stew-O: Gavin, you try to control Persephone as I call this match. We can see that Veena is bleeding from her nose as well as the bridge of her nose after that steel chair caught her in the face. Veena could be concussed right now.
Persephone: Do any of you know which vehicle Jake drove to the arena tonight. I just wanna check the brakes.
Gavin Kirkland: Committing a crime is not the best thing to do right now, psycho bitch. But if it makes you feel any better, Jake is holding his ribs in pain after he hit the splash on Veena.
Persephone: It doesn’t!
Stew-O: Let’s cut back to the other side of the ring where Drake and Bea are battling it out with Drake choking Bea on the top rope AND DRIVING HIS KNEES INTO BEA’S SPINE!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake pulls Bea off of the ropes and hoists her onto his shoulder as he turns around to hit her with a snap powerslam—
(CRACK!)
Persephone: JAKE CRACKS DRAKE RIGHT IN THE SKULL WITH THAT EVIL STEEL CHAIR! WHAT THE HELL? CAN’T SOMEBODY TAKE THAT LITTLE SHIT OUT! COME ON PEOPLE! NOBODY LIKES HIM!
Stew-O: I just checked the replay ladies and gentlemen and I just saw that Jake actually caught Drake in the head with the lip of the steel chair and that was a sickening thud.
Persephone: I don’t care. Drake can be concussed, but he’s enough of a screwball that we really wouldn’t notice anything. Somebody just needs to take Jake Smith out of this damn match.
Gavin Kirkland: Veena and Drake put up an amazing offense against Voltage, but with two cracks of a steel chair, Team Voltage is back on top and the unfortunate victims to the numbers advantage that Voltage has.
Stew-O: It’s just a choice of who they want to attack and it looks like they are going to go after who they deem as the bigger threat and they go after Drake King. Jake is telling Bea and Machina to grab Drake’s arms. I don’t know about you, but
Persephone: Veena’s the bigger threat, but that’s just my opinion.
Gavin Kirkland: Thank you, Persephone. Bea and Michael each have hold of one of Drake’s arms and they are just having fun with this knowing that they still have plenty of time before the next team arrives.
Stew-O: Jake has a grin on his face as he gets in Drake’s face and Drake looks extremely pissed off. Jake is just screaming in Drake’s face BEFORE JAKE SLAPS DRAKE IN THE FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: You can see a handprint on Drake’s face as Jake hauls back AND SLAPS DRAKE IN THE FACE ON THE OTHER SIDE!
Persephone: Only in EAW will you see a little bitch bitch slap a crazy bitch.
Stew-O: Try saying that five times fast, but we just had a brief glimpse into the holding cell of New Eden and they look to be FUMING right now!
Persephone: Why? Because their little zealot is getting slapped around like a bitch and they want a turn as well. I don’t blame them.
Gavin Kirkland: No. I think it’s because Jake Smith is being blatantly disrespectful towards their Team Captain the way that he is.
Stew-O: As we get back to the ring, Bea and Michael KICK DRAKE IN THE BACK OF HIS KNEES AND THAT BRINGS HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES AS THEY STILL HAVE HOLD OF HIS ARMS!
Persephone: There’s a dirty joke hidden in there somewhere, but I don’t care enough about Drake to try and look for it. Kind of like him and a girl and a bedroom.
Gavin Kirkland: You just couldn’t resist, could you?
Persephone: Nope. That was too easy.
Stew-O: There’s another joke there too, but Jake hits the far side ropes and rebounds as he builds up speed AND DELIVERS A RUNNING DROPKICK TO DRAKE’S FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake’s back hits the ropes as Bea and Michael THROW HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!
Persephone: Can we just have another team come out? This is fucking ridiculous. I hate Jake already and I am getting really annoyed by the artificial muscle freak and the blonde bimbo.
Stew-O: Michael has Drake in a full nelson as Jake slaps Drake a few more times for further emphasis as he reaches down and grabs a light tube. Drake is winding up for the home run.
Persephone: He knows nothing about home runs. From what I heard, he struggles to get onto first base. Just saying.
Gavin Kirkland: We are talking baseball! Of course you would have that on your mind, you slut!
Stew-O: BACK TO THE MATCH! As you two idiots were arguing, JAKE SWINGS THE LIGHT TUBE AND DRAKE SOMEHOW GOT OUT OF THE WAY AND JAKE CRACKS MICHAEL IN THE FACE WITH THE LIGHT TUBE!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS GREAT! THE SHORT MAN WAS EVEN SHORTER IN BRAINS AND HE CLOCKS HIS OWN PARTNER! THAT WAS AMAZING–
Gavin Kirkland: VEENA ADAMS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A THESZ PRESS AND SHE IS THROWING FISTS INTO BEA VALENTINE’S FACE!
Stew-O: While that is going down, Drake was able to take down Jake and they are fighting. Then we have Machina who rolled into the other ring as he might have been blinded with the light tube.
Gavin Kirkland: That was the best way for the odds to evened up a little bit with Machina taken out of the equation at the moment as Drake picks up Jake and applies the half nelson before DRIVING HIM DOWN WITH THE “CROWN OF THORNS”
Persephone: Drake drove that no good bastard down with that Half Nelson Backbreaker! He’s still moving, so it doesn’t look like his back is truly broken… dammit.
Stew-O: Jake is down now as we go back to Bea and Veena as Veena grabs Bea by the blonde hair and brings her back to her feet and whips her to the ropes.
Persephone: The blonde is fake. I can see a cheap dye job from about ten miles away. But that fake blonde bimbo hits the ropes and comes back AND VEENA HITS A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK IN BEA’S FACE! BREAK HER NOSE!
Gavin Kirkland: Bea is down on the mat as the National Elite Champion grabs Bea by the hair once again—
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: BEA WAS ABLE TO GRAB A BASEBALL BAT AND SHE POPPED VEENA IN THE JAW WITH THAT BAT! WHAT A SHOT THAT SENDS VEENA BACK!
Persephone: I swear to gawd if that skank broke Veena’s jaw, I am going to be her biggest fucking nightmare. TRY ME!
Gavin Kirkland: As the replay just finished, Bea didn’t get all of it as Veena moved her head enough at the last second to prevent the baseball bat causing maximum damage to her jaw.
Stew-O: Veena turns around AND BEA CATCHES VEENA WITH THE BASEBALL BAT TO THE GUT AND THAT DOUBLES VEENA OVER! Bea drops the bat and grabs Veena by the neck—
Gavin Kirkland: STANDING CUTTER BY BEA VALENTINE AND VEENA ADAMS GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! Veena is down and Bea uses the hair to be disrespectful and drags her to the corner.
Persephone: Now that stupid bitch is climbing to the top rope and gets herself in position BEFORE THAT SKANK JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: “FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEA” BY BEA VALENTINE AND IT WAS A DIRECT HIT ON VEENA AND THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN A RIB OR TWO!
(Seconds later, the countdown timer appears on the video screen once again and the fans in the arena start counting down again.)
Crowd: FIVE!!!!
Crowd: FOUR!!!!
Persephone: It’s about damn time that another team gets in this damn match! I can’t wait for this match to end.
Crowd: THREE!!!
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh gawd, please let it be Showdown! Your captain is in a whole mess of trouble! COME ON SHOWDOWN!
Crowd: ONE!
Stew-O: The buzzer is about to sound and we are about to find out if Veena gets some help with Showdown or if New Eden enters to help Drake.
(BUZZ!!)
(Once again the lights began to dim as the spotlights appeared on the stage. Bea is now standing as she focuses on the two remaining cells while Veena is still down recovering and Jake and Drake are busy fighting each other in the other ring to notice the countdown.)
Persephone: Oh for the love of gawd, HURRY IT UP ALREADY! I can see Jake’s hair turning gray with how long this is taking.
(The second holding cell officially opens and the crowd starts to cheer wildly in excitement.)
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GAWD YES!!! I PRAYED FOR THIS AND IT HAPPENED! TEAM SHOWDOWN IS OFFICIALLY IN THE MATCH! OH HAPPY DAY!!
Stew-O: HERE COMES BRONSON DANIELS AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET IN THIS MATCH AND HELP VEENA!
Gavin Kirkland: Not just yet, Stew. Milli and Bronson are also making a pitstop by the edge of the ring AND THEY ARE GRABBING WEAPONS AS WELL! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
Persephone: Well maybe those two aren’t as stupid as I thought they were because they are bringing even more weapons into the ring AND OH YEAH!! WE HAVE SOME TABLES! THAT’S RIGHT! EXTREME CARNAGE AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT!
Stew-O: Milli and Bronson have thrown even more weapons into the ring and they now decide to finally enter WarGames. Seven of the nine competitors are officially in the match and now the odds are even in the eyes of Showdown.
Persephone: Blah blah blah! Let’s see some more violence before I get freaking bored again. I need more blood.
Gavin Kirkland: Bea was waiting for Milli to get into the ring AND SHE RUNS FULL SPEED TO MILLI BANKS WHO GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND BEA RUNS CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: Bea comes stumbling back out of the corner AND MILLI WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SHE SPRAYS IT RIGHT IN THE EYES OF THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!
Persephone: That blonde bitch is kind of a hothead so it’s amusing to see her get cooled off a little bit.
Gavin Kirkland: Bea’s lungs and eyes are full of the fire extinguisher and Milli follows it up BY CLOCKING BEA IN THE SKULL WITH THE BASE OF THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Stew-O: Bea falls into Milli who grabs her by the neck and hooks her leg AND SPINS HER OUT AND DROPS HER WITH THE FISHERMAN’S NECKBREAKER! BEA DRIVEN ON THE BACK OF HER NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Bronson doesn’t waste a second AND HE DELIVERS A DOUBLE DROPKICK CATCHING BOTH DRAKE AND JAKE IN THE FACE!
Persephone: Bronson grabs Drake by the neck AND TAKES HIM UP AND OVER WITH THE SNAP SUPLEX BEFORE FLOATING OVER AND THROWING RIGHT HANDS INTO THE SKULL OF DRAKE KING!
Stew-O: Now Jake Smith comes from behind AND CATCHES BRONSON IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FOREARM STRIKE AS HE PULLS BRONSON OFF OF DRAKE!
Persephone: Jake has another kendo stick and he has it against Bronson’s throat and now Jake finds his way up onto the top rope AND HE PULLS BACK AND IS STRANGLING BRONSON! Not as exciting when there’s no blood.
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson is trying to kick free as Jake is just wrenching back on Bronson trying to choke the life out of him and JAKE IS LAUGHING! Now Jake is just taunting Bronson now.
Jake Smith: (off-mic) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BRONSON, HUH?
Stew-O: Jake got way too overconfident on that top turnbuckle that he loosened the choke on Bronson AND BRONSON SWUNG HIS FOOT UP AND CAUGHT JAKE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A BOOT!
Persephone: What a damn idiot! That’s exactly what he deserves for being so stupid as Bronson grabs the kendo stick AND NOW JAKE GETS SNAPPED OFF THE TOP ROPE! It didn’t work for his teammates and it didn’t work for him. That was a surprise.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake hits the mat hard as he slowly tries to make it back to his feet while Bronson is climbing to the top rope. It took Jake a few seconds, but he is up and he turns around–
Stew-O: To a waiting Bronson AND HE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND IT’S A DIRECT HIT WITH THE DIVING METEORA! BRONSON’S KNEE DRIVEN RIGHT INTO JAKE’S FACE!
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson is feeling the energy right now as Drake King runs back in AND BRONSON CATCHES HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! That shot staggers Drake back.
Persephone: Please punch him again if it means that Drake King gets his jaw wired shut and we don’t have to hear his voice for a very long time.
Stew-O: Drake comes back, but Bronson kicks him and hooks his arms AND TAKES HIM OVER WITH A DOUBLE ARMED SUPLEX! DRAKE WAS SNAPPED OVER HARD AND HAD A LANDING ON HIS LOWER BACK!
Persephone: As exciting as it is to watch all this wrestling in a WARGAMES MATCH, I would rather see these boring fucks use the weapons they are throwing in the ring and literally beat the holy hell out of each other.
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels has a trash can that was thrown in the ring earlier and manages to wedge it in the corner between the top and middle ropes. Bronson grabs Drake by the legs and takes him over to the corner and positions Drake under the trash can–
Stew-O: Bronson falls back AND DRAKE WAS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN THANKS TO THE SLINGSHOT! Here comes Jake Smith running full speed towards Bronson–
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHAHA! BRONSON SIDE STEPS JAKE AND JAKE GOES HEADFIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN! OH THAT WAS HILARIOUS! JAKE IS SUCH AN IDIOT SOMETIMES!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is stuck in the trash can for the time being as he tries to get himself free, but Bronson finds a wooden plank board that he is getting ready to clock Jake as soon as he gets out of the trash can–
Stew-O: “BULLET FROM HELL”! OH MY GAWD! MICHAEL MACHINA FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM? HE JUST SPEARED THE HOLY HELL OUT OF BRONSON DANIELS!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK! MACHINA SPEARED HIM RIGHT INTO THE WARGAMES CAGE DOOR AND HE BROKE THE DOOR OPEN! WHAT TYPE OF POWER MUST HE HAVE IN ORDER TO SPEAR BRONSON DANIELS THROUGH THE DOOR!
Persephone: That door snapped open and Bronson caught the back of his head on the ring steps and he holds his head in pain! But look at Michael’s face! He was busted open after being cracked with the light tube from earlier! About time we had some more damn blood in this match.
Stew-O: Machina still has some glass shards from the tube in his face and he looks PISSED! Veena is back to her feet AND MACHINA JUST CLOBBERS HER WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!
Persephone: Hey! Don’t you attack Veena like that unless you wanna be a member of the Single for Life club like Jake. Poor Veena is down and he goes right back to Bronson and pulls him back into the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson might have been knocked out after that spear and Machina grabs Bronson AND LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR WITH THE MILITARY PRESS! BRONSON IS UP IN THE AIR AS MACHINA WALKS AROUND WITH EASE AS HE WALKS OVER TO THE ROPES NEAR THE SECOND RING–
Stew-O: MACHINA JUST TOSSES BRONSON LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES AND BRONSON LANDS IN THE RING WITH A THUD! Machina now eyes the wooden plank that Bronson had earlier and grabs hit before he enters the second ring—
Persephone: MILLI JUMPS ON MICHAEL’S BACK AND HAS A SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED AS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS TRYING TO WEAKEN MACHINA WHILE ALSO BUYING BRONSON SOME TIME TO RECOVER!
Gavin Kirkland: It isn’t going to work AS DRAKE GRABS HOLD OF MILLI BANKS AND PULLS HER OFF OF MACHINA BEFORE CATCHING HER IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!
Stew-O: Milli knocked to the mat and Machina is now in the second ring as he wedges the wooden plank in between the top and middle ropes like Bronson did with the trash can earlier.
Gavin Kirkland: By the way, Jake got himself free from the trash can and he is holding his head in pain. Be that as it may, The wooden board is in place and Machina hoists Bronson back to his feet like it was nothing.
Persephone: Oh just do something! I am getting bored of not being able to watch gore and violence. WHERE IS THE VIOLENCE??
Stew-O: You might be about to get your wish, Persephone, as Machina has hold of Bronson by the back of the neck and the back of the pants. This isn’t gonna be good as MACHINA RUNS FULL SPEED TO THE CORNER—
Persephone: BRONSON GOES HEAD FIRST LIKE A BATTERING RAM THROUGH THE WOODEN BOARD! AWESOME! DID YOU SEE THAT BOARD JUST CRUSH AND BREAK AFTER BRONSON’S HEAD BROKE IT! ABOUT TIME!
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! LOOK AT POOR BRONSON! HE COMES OUT OF THE CORNER AND WE SEE THAT HE WAS BUSTED OPEN! I DON’T LIKE THIS AT ALL!
Stew-O: I am honestly not surprised considering the force that Bronson’s head hit that board. Unfortunately, Bronson was the first victim to the wrath of Michael Machina.
Persephone: Of course Jake saw all of that going on and he has a smile a mile wide. He probably now realizes that he hit the jackpot with partners considering that Machina… according to some people… is possibly the most powerful Elitist in EAW today. I think it’s Luis De La Rosa, but that’s just my opinion.
Gavin Kirkland: We’re up to three on the Luis count, but Jake grabs hold of Veena Adams as he and Bea are now going to double team the National Elite Champion.
Stew-O: They whip Veena towards the ropes as she rebounds AND IT’S A DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF VEENA THANKS TO BEA AND JAKE OF VOLTAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: Poor Veena falls to the mat hard and now Jake is having Bea grab one of the tables that was slid into the ring earlier and now we have a table set up in the second ring considering there is less carnage on the other side.
Persephone: You can never have too much carnage in one ring, Gavin. Don’t you ever forget it. Now the table is set up and Veena is being propped onto the table. You hurt her, bitch, and you die!
Stew-O: Persephone is creating a hitlist right now as Jake is holding onto Veena’s arms as Bea climbs her way onto the top turnbuckle. Bea has herself in position on the top turnbuckle AND BEA GOES FOR THE FROG SPLASH AGAIN! ANOTHER “FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEA”–
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! YES! AT THE LAST SECOND, VEENA GETS OFF THE TABLE AND PULLS JAKE ONTO THE TABLE! Jake didn’t have enough time to counter AS BEA DROVE JAKE THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE FROG SPLASH!
Gavin Kirkland: Miscue with the frog splash and now Bea and Jake are a little predisposed for the moment as Veena gets back to her feet AND MACHINA COMES RUNNING IN–
Stew-O: VEENA PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE OF THE SECOND RING AND MICHAEL GOES TUMBLING INTO THE FIRST RING! Machina is back to his feet and he goes to turn to Veena–
(CRACK!)
Persephone: MILLI BANKS PROTECTED VEENA WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO MACHINA’S SKULL! How in the hell is that muscle head still on his feet after taking a chair shot to the head? I knew he had no brains.
Gavin Kirkland: Milli puts the steel chair down and yells for Veena, who has now got herself on the ropes AND SHE USES THEM AS A SPRINGBOARD AS SHE GRABS MACHINA BY THE HEAD–
Stew-O: VEENA WITH A BULLDOG AND MACHINA WENT FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! To add onto the shards in his skin, Machina is now bleeding from the nose and mouth after the impact.
Gavin Kirkland: They managed to take the powerhouse down for the moment BUT THEY FORGOT ABOUT DRAKE KING!
Persephone: If it was only that easy to forget about Drake King. Don’t fool yourself.
Stew-O: Drake King comes off the top rope AND HE MANAGES TO TAKE BOTH MILLI AND VEENA DOWN WITH A DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER! BOTH LADIES GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Still no new good blood. This is getting depressing right now. CAN SOMEBODY BUST SOMEBODY OPEN ALREADY! MAKE THIS WORTH MY WHILE! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
Gavin Kirkland: Will you stop complaining? Right now, Drake King is the only person standing at the moment as he grabs hold of the Universal Women’s Champion Milli Banks and picks her up–
Stew-O: Drake lifted her up in the chickenwing position BEFORE DROPPING HER FACE FIRST WITH THE FACEBUSTER AND MILLI CAUGHT THE CHAIR ON THE WAY DOWN!
Persephone: Of course Drake feels good about that as BRONSON DANIELS SPRINGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND HE CATCHES DRAKE WITH THE SPRINGBOARD “CHROME HEARTS”!
Gavin Kirkland: The Spinning Roundhouse Kick from the top rope caught Drake in the face and it took him down on the mat. Veena is back on her feet and she is helping Milli back onto her feet.
Stew-O: Looks like Team Showdown is going to return the favor from earlier as Milli and Bronson have hold of each of Drake’s arms. Drake is in a whole mess of trouble as Veena is reaching under her wrist tape–
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GAWD! IT’S A RAZOR BLADE! THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT VEENA WAS WAITING FOR! VEENA HAS EVIL INTENTIONS IN HER EYES AS SHE WALKS OVER TO DRAKE–
Persephone: SHE DRAGS THE BLADE OVER DRAKE’S FOREHEAD AND LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL RED LIQUID FLOW FOR HIS HEAD! I don’t see why everybody is having a breakdown. It’s not that deep. Trust me!
Stew-O: Easy for you to say AS DRAKE KING IS WEARING THE INFAMOUS CRIMSON MASK! WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE IS TRULY BEING DONE TO DRAKE RIGHT NOW THANKS TO VEENA AND SHOWDOWN!
(Drake falls to the mat as Team Showdown stands tall over the bleeding Drake King as the countdown timer appears on screen for the final time for the night. Once again, the crowd joins in with the countdown!)
Crowd: FIVE!!!!
Persephone: Oh thank gawd! The last team is about to enter this damn match. They better be ready to make people bleed because if not, they just need to not enter.
Crowd: FOUR!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Well it’s no surprise which team it is since we have one team chomping at the bits to get into this match!
Crowd: THREE!!!
Stew-O: Only a few seconds left and the rest of New Eden is going to enter this match. I hope that Showdown and Voltage are ready for what Minerva and Myles are going to bring to this match after having to watch two other teams enter.
Crowd: TWO!!!!
Crowd: ONE!!!
(BUZZ!!!!!)
Persephone: Oh goody. They let the last of the crazy shits out of the cage. Aren’t we lucky?
Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES NEW EDEN AND THEY ARE LOOKING RIGHT AT TEAM SHOWDOWN AND THEY WANT TO MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY JUST DID!
Stew-O: Good thing considering all of Showdown is ready to fight them the moment they enter the ring. Just like the other teams, New Eden saw something they wanted to bring into this match—
Gavin Kirkland: THEY FOUND A LADDER! THEY TOSS IN A FEW OTHER WEAPONS, BUT THE LADDER IS THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON!
Persephone: Looks small enough that Jake Smith won’t get altitude sickness by climbing it.
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the final team has entered WarGames. Therefore, WAR GAMES IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! THIS MATCH CAN NOW OFFICIALLY END BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: Now it’s time to really get to work! The final part of WarGames will be contested under Sudden Death Rules. First pinfall or submission wins it for their team.
Persephone: You all say “Sudden Death” but you never mean it. Nobody ever dies under Sudden Death. If Drake keeps bleeding then he might. What a shame.
Gavin Kirkland: It might be two on three for New Eden against Showdown, but they don’t care AND THEY HEAD RIGHT TOWARDS TEAM SHOWDOWN AND WE HAVE A FIST FIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! COME ON SHOWDOWN!
Stew-O: Don’t doubt the power and skill of New Eden. They might be down a person, but they will find a way to even the odds–
Persephone: AND THOSE CHEATERS JUST DID AS VEENA BECAME VICTIM TO “THE DARK” FROM MINERVA! THAT CRAZY BITCH IS TRYING TO BLIND VEENA WITH THE BLACK MIST!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know how much she got, but Minerva got enough of it to at least temporarily blind her and take her out of the equation for now–
Stew-O: HERE COMES BEA VALENTINE AND MICHAEL MACHINA! They are on their feet as they are both in the first ring AND THEY FIND THEMSELVES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRAWL!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake King has slowly made it back to his feet and Veena is being helped by Showdown. Now Voltage has a neutral side of the ring AND AFTER THE BRAWL WE HAVE A STANDOFF FOR WARGAMES!
Persephone: I swear to gawd if I see any damn tumbleweeds rolling through the ring, then I am leaving. I don’t care if the match is finished or not.
Stew-O: I think they realized that they need to be a little more cautious considering that one mistake NOW can cost a whole team the fall and the match.
Persephone: No. They just like to drag out shit longer than necessary. Somebody just needs to make a move so we can see more blood and end this damn match. This is stupid–
(CRACK!)
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?
Stew-O: IT’S JAKE SMITH! HE WENT THROUGH A TABLE EARLIER AND HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM BEFORE HE GRABBED A TWO BY FOUR AND CRACKED MYLES IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Persephone: Myles falls to the mat and I can see more glorious blood flowing from the back of his head thanks to that two by four. Myles falls to his knees–
Gavin Kirkland: AND BEA VALENTINE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION WITH A SCHOOLGIRL ROLLUP! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN AND DON’T TELL ME WARGAMES ENDS WITH A ROLLUP–
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHH—
Stew-O: MINERVA WITH A LEATHER STRAP CRACKS BEA IN THE BACK! DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND IT MADE WHEN IT MADE CONTACT?
Gavin Kirkland: AND DRAKE KING LAUNCHES HIMSELF IN THE SECOND RING AND TAKES JAKE DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD SLINGBLADE AND IT CAUGHT JAKE ACROSS THE THROAT!
Persephone: Now the match has broken down once again and all I am hoping is that someone gets a pin really soon because this match has already gone on way too long.
Stew-O: The Showdown, Voltage, and Dynasty teams are spread throughout the two rings trying to take out each other long enough to even attempt a fall. I don’t envy the referee in this position.
Persephone: Yeah yeah. It’s such a hard job having to count to three and ending this match.
Gavin Kirkland: Right now I can tell you that everybody watching can expect to see everybody in this match try to hit all the biggest moves of their arsenals in order to put away the opposition long enough.
Stew-O: We’ll try to call all the action as well as we can. Right now we see Minerva having hold of Bea Valentine AND SHE IS SCRAPING BEA’S FACE ACROSS THE STEEL CAGE WALL!
Persephone: The cage is scraping at her skin AND BEA IS NOW BLEEDING! OH YEAH!! MORE BLOOD!
Gavin Kirkland: Expect more where that came from at this rate. Bea is in a huge mess of trouble and she has Minerva’s wrath and that’s the last thing you want.
Stew-O: Meanwhile, there are fights going on all over the two rings as we cut to Milli Banks and Michael Machina and we see that Milli got busted open. No doubt by one of the many weapons that are in the ring as Machina grabs a trash can lid–
Gavin Kirkland: MILLI JUST GOT CLOCKED IN THE HEAD WITH THAT TRASH CAN LID AND SHE IS DOWN FOR THE MOMENT!
Persephone: As we go back to the other side, Minerva grabs hold of Bea Valentine AND CATCHES HER IN THE FACE WITH “THE DEVIL’S TOUCH”! WHAT A KICK FROM MINERVA!
Stew-O: Bea is down and Minerva quickly goes for the cover! Will New Eden get it here?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!
(CRACK!)
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHA! MINERVA WAS CRACKED WITH A LIGHT TUBE BY MACHINA! HE IS PROTECTING HIS… GIRLFRIEND I GUESS?!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva is back to her feet AND SHE FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AND PUNCHES MACHINA IN THE FACE! Minerva is free and she hits the ropes BEFORE JUMPING AND PLANTING MACHINA WITH A RUNNING STO!
Stew-O: BUT MACHINA IS GETTING BACK ON HIS FEET AS HE GRABS MINERVA AND JUST TOSSES HER HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
Persephone: Now let’s take a look at the other ring where both Drake and Bronson are having a fight on the ladder because both men were trying to send the other through the table that is set up.
Gavin Kirkland: These men have been battling it out on that ladder and neither one is wanting to give into the other because one mistake could take them out of the match–
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS ON THE TOP ROPE CLOSE TO THE LADDER AND HE JUST KEEPS PUSHING THE LADDER UNTIL IT TIPS OVER–
Gavin Kirkland: THE LADDER FALLS AND BOTH DRAKE AND BRONSON END UP GOING THROUGH THE TABLE! TWO MORE COMPETITORS ARE DOWN FOR THE TIME BEING!
Persephone: Leave it to Jake to take advantage like that. Both men are not moving after going through the table. He comes off the top rope and sees that neither man is moving–
Stew-O: JAKE DECIDES TO BE THE OPPORTUNIST AND COVERS BOTH BRONSON AND DRAKE! JAKE HOOKS DRAKE’S LEG FOR THE PIN! GAWD NOT THIS WAY!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Persephone: THAT’S MY GIRL! VEENA ADAMS COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND LAUNCHES HERSELF IN THE RING TO BREAK UP BOTH COVERS! I told you she had all this damn talent.
Gavin Kirkland: I knew that considering that Veena is on MY BRAND, BITCH! Either way this match continues as Veena grabs Jake BEFORE JAKE DROPS INTO A JAWBREAKER!
Stew-O: Jake grabs a fire extinguisher AND CLOCKS VEENA IN THE HEAD AND THAT CAUSES FRESH BLOOD TO FLOW FROM VEENA!
Gavin Kirkland: Veena is holding her head in pain as Jake kicks her and doubles her over before lifting her up in the air AND TOSSING HER INTO THE CORNER WITH A BUCKLE BOMB–
Persephone: WHERE THE HELL DID MYLES COME FROM? Myles gets his hand on Veena and lifts her up in the air BEFORE CLOBBERING HER IN THE FACE WITH “VICTORIA”!
Stew-O: THE POP UP KNEE STRIKE WAS A DIRECT HIT TO VEENA’S FACE AND SHE FALLS TO THE MAT! MYLES DECIDES TO TAKE THE CHANCE AND GO FOR THE PIN!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!
Persephone: There’s Jake Smith yet again as he breaks up this cover as well. Not exactly smart by Mr. More Boobs Than Brains Myles. Myles and Jake standoff as Minerva now comes into the ring and they go to double team Jake–
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE GOT THEM BOTH IN THE EYES! WHAT A CHEAP TRICK FROM JAKE AS HE GRABS BOTH MINERVA AND MYLES—
Stew-O: HE GOT THEM BOTH! MODIFIED DOUBLE “PROPHETIC” TO THE HAPPY COUPLE! Jake takes advantage of the situation and goes for the cover on Minerva!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!
Persephone: Minerva kicks out! What a shock. But Jake is feeling greedy as he goes to cover Myles.
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA BREAKS UP THE COVER AND SHE GRABS JAKES ARM’S AND TRANSITIONS INTO THE “OWL OF MINERVA”! CATTLE MUTILATION SUBMISSION APPLIED!
Stew-O: MINERVA IS REALLY WRENCHING BACK ON JAKE’S ARMS AND CAUSING DAMAGE TO JAKE’S BACK AS WELL! JAKE COULD BE FORCED TO TAP OUT–
Gavin Kirkland: MICHAEL MACHINA USES BEA AS A WEAPON YET AGAIN AND THROWS HER ON TOP OF MINERVA! Minerva is forced to break the hold as Bea pulls her to her feet–
Stew-O: MACHINA WITH THE “MONEY SHOT”! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL TAKES MINERVA OFF HER FEET AND TO THE MAT AS SHE ROLLS TO THE CAGE! THAT LEAVES TEAM VOLTAGE LEFT WITH MYLES!
Persephone: This is so exciting that I just can’t stand it. Seriously. I really can’t stand it.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is yelling at Bea and Michael to pick up Myles. They don’t look amused, but they pick up Myles and TOSS HIM BACK INTO THE OTHER RING! Myles lands with a thud and Jake quickly follows suit!
Persephone: Jake is calling for Bea and Michael to enter the other ring with him so they can finish this match off finally… BUT THEY AREN’T GOING?
Stew-O: Jake is trying to get them to go BUT THEY TURN THEIR BACK ON HIM! LITERALLY! UH OH!
Persephone: BAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER! BEA AND MICHAEL ARE REFUSING TO HELP! THEY HAVE TURNED THEIR BACK ON JAKE SMITH!
Gavin Kirkland: I am honestly not very surprised considering that ever since they joined the team, Jake has treated them like total shit. They have had enough!
Stew-O: Not only that, Michael is teaming with Methuselah in the Voltage Tag Team Tournament. Last night, Jake attacked Methuselah and cost him the match against Solomon Stane.
Persephone: This just once again proves that Jake Smith can’t team with anybody to save his life. What an idiot. That mistake might cost him his life. I certainly hope so. I am so sick of seeing this asshole on Voltage.
Gavin Kirkland: Jake knows he’s in a huge mess of trouble and his team has just abandoned him like he was nothing.
Stew-O: Jake can’t believe that his team has turned against him and he turns around RIGHT INTO A BOOT FROM MYLES WHO THEN PUTS JAKE IN THE PUMPHANDLE POSITION!
Gavin Kirkland: MYLES PICKS JAKE UP AND DROPS HIM WITH “DE FACTO”! THE SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP SPIKES JAKE DOWN ON THE MAT RIGHT ON SOME OF THE GLASS SHARDS FROM THE LIGHT TUBE! MYLES ROLLS JAKE OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!
Persephone: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD! WHY NOW?
Stew-O: WHAT IN THE HELL?
Persephone: WHY IS THIS IDIOT HERE? THIS COULD HAVE WAITED!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S JOSO! JOSO CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND NOW HE’S IN THE CAGE AND HE IS ATTACKING MYLES! JOSO PULLS MYLES OFF OF JAKE AND THEY ARE FIGHTING!
Stew-O: The crowd is stunned and cheering because they can’t believe what is going down and the others are glad to see what Myles has coming to him.
Persephone: He’s a glutton for punishment and I don’t think he’s very smart either. Let them just beat the shit out of each other.
Gavin Kirkland: That;s exactly what they are doing AS JOSO HITS A SPEAR AND THE CAGE DOOR BREAKS UP AGAIN AND THIS TIME MYLES AND JOSO GO OUT OF CAGE AND TO THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Myles is down and Joso muscles up Myles AND DROPS MYLES ON HIS HEAD WITH “HEAVEN’S GATE”! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR! MYLES IS OUT AND HE CAN JUST GET COMFORTABLE THERE!
Persephone: Well. Joso is proud of his work and he is heading up the entrance ramp as the idiot referees close the door again as this match continues on. Bea and Michael are watching the chaos unfold as we see someone make it back to their feet.
Gavin Kirkland: YES! IT’S MILLI! MILLI IS BACK ON HER FEET! Milli looks to be going towards Jake Smith, but instead she heads into the other ring—
Stew-O: SHE GRABS THE LADDER! MILLI HAS THE LADDER AND TOSSES INTO THE OTHER RING AND NARROWLY AVOIDS HITTING JAKE WITH IT! Milli gets back into the first ring and she sets the ladder up!
Gavin Kirkland: What in the world does Milli have in mind. Just go for the pin! End this match! But Milli wants to go for broke AS SHE CLIMBS UP THE LADDER!
Persephone: She’s an idiot! She had the match won. She had War Games, but she is getting a little too cocky by climbing up the ladder. I hope she breaks her neck.
Stew-O: She is no doubt gonig for broke, but she needs to hurry as Drake and Minerva are starting to come to. It seems like we don’t have to worry about Bea and Michael running interference.
Persephone: Yeah, they’ve pretty much told Jake to go fuck himself and that’s exactly what happened. He fucked himself over.
Gavin Kirkland: Milli Banks is on the top of the ladder and she finds her balance as Jake hasn’t moved. Milli looks down AND JUMPS RIGHT OFF THE TOP OFF THE LADDER–
Stew-O: AND INTO THE “MILLI-ON-AIR”! BEAUTIFUL CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE LADDER AND IT WAS A DIRECT HIT ON JAKE SMITH!
Persephone: That was great. Shame it wasn’t Veena who killed him, but Milli crawls back onto Jake and hooks the leg for the cover! Please let this damn match be over!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES DRAKE AND MINERVA TRYING TO GET TO MILLI TO BREAK UP THE COVER—
Stew-O: BUT VEENA AND BRONSON HAVE MUSTERED UP ENOUGH ENERGY TO CUT THEM OFF AND BLOCK THEM FROM BREAKING UP THE PIN!
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Changed It’ by Nicki Minaj feat. Lil Wayne starts playing as the crowd starts cheering wildly as Milli releases Jake from the submission as he falls to the mat. Veena and Bronson let go of the rest of New Eden as they walk over to Milli and Bella Braxton announces the final decision of the match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! Here are your winners of the 2024 War Games match… BRONSON DANIELS! THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION VEENA ADAMS! AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION MILLI BANKS! TEAM SHOWDOWN!
Stew-O: When I say this, I don’t mean it with any puns intended, but this was an absolute war. After all was said and done–
Gavin Kirkland: Hold on! Allow me, Stew. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SHOWDOWN REIGNS SUPREME IN WAR GAMES! SHOWDOWN IS VICTORIOUS! SHOWDOWN IS THE BEST BRAND EVER! WOOOOOOOOO!
Persephone: I knew you were going to be so damn obnoxious about it, but this is really starting to piss me off. You are an annoying pain in my ass right now.
Stew-O: Yes, he’s being annoying, but let him have his moment. All I can say is that this was an absolute match that we were all able to witness as well as being able to call.
(All three members of Showdown are on their feet as the referee grabs Milli and Veena’s title belts before handing them to the ladies and raising the team’s arms in victory as the crowd cheers some more.)
Gavin Kirkland: Nothing can ruin my mood so I can be a big enough of a person to admit that all three teams really threw everything they had at each other to win this very hard profile match. This was an amazing match and not just because Showdown won.
Persephone: It was an alright match, I guess. There was lots of blood and carnage in the match so it was tolerable to sit through. I wonder if they will let me take a piece of the bloodstained mat home.
Gavin Kirkland: To hang it above your bed or something? You are one deranged bitch.
(Team Showdown soaks in the sounds of the cheers and absorbs the feeling of victory. They are battered, bruised, and bloody, but they are in very high spirits as they slowly exit WarGames and walk up the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: Be that as it may, New Eden and Voltage were very close to winning this match on a few occasions but both teams unfortunately met with a bad case of karma and it led to both of their downfalls.
Gavin Kirkland: The tide of the match turned when Bea and Michael chose to not help Jake when he was in trouble because of the way Jake treated them this entire time. Then it turned even more when Joso entered WarGames and took Myles out of the equation.
Persephone: Jake is an idiot. Myles is an idiot. Even all the blood and violence can’t take away from the fact that this match is over… FINALLY!
Stew-O: All three brought their all to this match for the sake of victory. It definitely shows with the fact nobody is going to leave this match without any scars or stuff of the sorts. New Eden and Voltage had things come back to bite them. The match truly could have gone either way, but at the end of the day, it is the Blue Brand who leaves victorious! Congratulations to Team Showdown for the very hard earned victory! For everybody and all of Elite Answers Wrestling, goodnight from Territorial Invasion!
(The final shot shows Drake and Minerva looking extremely pissed off that they were only a few feet away of saving the match for New Eden as well as Joso taking Myles out of the match, his wife then rushes to check on him, before cutting to Bea and Michael entering the first ring and looking down at Jake with disgust before cutting to the entrance ramp. With the three members of team Showdown standing tall and raising their arms in victory at the top of the entrance ramp, Territorial Invasion slowly fades to black.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes….)
