(EAW intro plays.)
(The sounds of electricity fizzling is heard as before long a array of lights begin to turn on, showing at the center of it, one arcade machine that was seen lonesome in the center of the whole thing, on the front banner it read ‘TERRITORIAL INVASION 2020: THE GAME’)
(Before long the arcade seemingly starts to kickstart to life on it’s own, the Territorial Invasion logo for this year begins to roll out to the center of the screen as ‘PRESS START TO BEGIN’ flickers multiple times, enticing to the eye as it encourages them to press start. Before long it clicks on its own as whatever it was focused on begins to solely focus on the screen and only that)
(It goes to a selection screen which shows multiple options ‘1V1’ ‘2V2’ TRIPLE THREAT’ ‘3V3’ and other matches. It selects through the choices of multi person matches before it transitions to another screen)
(It transitions to a ‘CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER’ screen, with three bars with are split up clearly by three colors with multiple characters in them. The red representing Dynasty, the blue representing Showdown, and the yellow representing Voltage. Before long it begins to move around to hover over the multiple characters on each row)
(It is seen to be a 3 on 3 on 3 as 9 empty spots are seen, 3 for each team. Before long the 3 choices are made for the red side, Dynasty, Mr. DEDEDE, Serena Bennett, and Impact. All of them are in fighting stances as the choices are finalized)
(It then moves on to the blue side, Showdown, the participants for them are scrolled through for a little bit before finalizing upon three people, Xavier Williams, Jack Ripley, and Justin Windgate, as a flash of white is shown which finalizes the selection for the second team)
(It then goes on to the final pair of teams as the yellow side is shown, Voltage. It goes through the selections before the three people are chosen for the team, Malcolm Jones, Drake King, and Darcy May Morgan as once again, the choice is finalized.)
(Before long the choices are officially finalized and a metal door closes down completely blocking the area before it shows the match screen for the three teams that are fighting it out, before a cage wall is closed down over them and it transitions over to a 2D like pixelated scene. With all three teams on the outside of the unforgiving WarGames cage, none knowing if to enter or not. A pair of words show up on screen)
Announcer: ROUND ONE! FIGHT-
*click*
(Before the round can begin the game completely shuts down. It stays there for a minute before opening itself back up. In a blur of electricity it pans over to the multiple match types and matches that are happening. First the team of Dynasty, Charlie Marr, Chris Elite, Xander Payne, Khamsin, and MITSUBACHI are seen whirling through the scene before it absolutely glitches out)
(It then transitions over to a new pair of teams as Consuela Rose Ava is seen standing in front for Team Showdown along with the other teammates, Raven Roberts, Harlow Reichert, Jake Smith, and SKA are seen as the machine completely whirls out)
(It then goes on to the team of Team Voltage, as before long Ahren Fournier is seen along with TLA, Minerva, Myles, and Terry Chambers who are seen before the screen completely glitches out once more)
(All in a blur now participants are seen coming in and out of focus The Visual Prophet, Andrea Valentine, Jamie O’Hara, Lethal Consequences, Rex McAllister, and SOSA Henderson are all seen before finally…)
CRASH!
(It focuses back on real time as a billow of smoke begins to fume out of the arcade machine, it had completely broken. The last final twitches of light it had before it died out is shown as before long, there is only one thing left on the screen to show, it blinks rapidly as if it’s it’s last dying breath)
“PRESS START TO PLAY”
(Dip to black)
(Before long the camera transitions over to the Vaught-Hemingway Stadium as an array of pyro goes off in colors of red, blue, and yellow in celebration of tradition as the camera pans around to the socially distanced crowd in the arena as ‘Heat Seeker ft. grandson’ by DREAMERS plays and blasts around the arena as the crowd jams along. Before long it pans over to the broadcasting booth, the Dynasty team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen with smiles on their faces as they begin to speak)
Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE HERE IN OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI WITH A SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWD WELCOMING YOU… TO TERRITORIAL INVASION!
Flannery McCoy: This is the moment that we’ve been anticipating for weeks! Where brands go up against one another in absolute brand warfare and it’s going to be splendid. Just think of the fact that this is one of two days, imagine what’s going to happen on this one day?! It absolutely anticipates me for what’s to come thinking about that. Especially when you could have a World Title be on the line at any time or multi person matches which could absolutely tear the roof off this place!
Jake Mercer: Do you know how many tapes I’ve been watching dating back to the 1920s involving three teams going up against one another?! I’M HYPE! I’M READY! I’M SURE NONE OF WHAT HAPPENS NOW CAN SURPASS THE 1938 ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE MATCH BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE EACH FROM THREE TEAMS! Footnote, Mr. DEDEDE still was kicking ass back then :whew: but I hope the standards are high any other way!
Stew-O: Minus his blabbering, why wait? As always, LET’S MOVE ON TO OUR FIRST MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Andrea. Valentine steps out onto the stage where she raises her hand in the air and waves out to the crowd. She smiles, but also maintains a confident look on her face as she walks down the ramp. Looking to win her second World Championship, she seems more than ready to take on the task at hand.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! Introducing first, the challenger.. From Orlando Florida, weighing in at 110lbs!!!! ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is one of the best Elitists we have seen in the history of this company. She went on to hold the EAW World Championship last season and nearly won the EAW Universal Women’s Championship from Minerva at Operation: Doomsday!
Flannery McCoy: Many would say that she would have won the belt if it hadn’t been for Minerva. However, the following week, The Visual Prophet offered Andrea the challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship and now she has the opportuntity to become the first woman to ever hold the belt!! Will she be able to do it?!?
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as the crowd continues to cheer. Out steps The Visual Prophet with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. Big Viz is playing to the fans and flexing his arms as it is clear that he is definitely feeling comfortable heading into this match. Viz continues down the ramp and towards the ring as he stares at Andrea and points directly at the championship belt that wraps around his body.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent!! From Detroit, Michigan!!! Weighing in at 265lbs!!! He is the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! BIG VIZ!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet has been incredible all season long as he has proven why he is such a strong champion in this company. He’s gone through Drake King, Chris Elite, and now he’s up against Andrea Valentine during this exciting title run that he’s taken us all through.
Flannery McCoy: You’d have to believe that Andrea is the toughest challenger he’s had since winning the belt seeing how she’s fresh off of a world title match and world title run of her own.
(The camera then focuses in on the center of the ring. We see The Visual Prophet handing his World Heavyweight Championship to the official before it is raised in the air for the world to see. The referee then lowers the championship belt, hands it over to the time keeper, then calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Right out the gates it’s Andrea Valentine who charges in at the Visual Prophet with a combination of right and left handed punches! Each strike is landing with perfection, as Viz is forced to brace himself each time!! Andrea now switches it up with a kick to the side of Viz’s leg!! Another kick by Andrea, this time forcing the Champion to bend down to grab right at the side of his left calf!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine keeps her attack going as she goes back at the upper body with a beautiful forearm shot to the forehead of the World Champion!! Andrea goes for another-
Jake Mercer: But The Visual Prophet blocks it with his arm, then grabs Andrea by the head!! Viz now runs over to the corner with Andrea’s head held tightly.. AND VIZ THROWS ANDREA INTO THE CORNER!! Viz now loads up and goes for a right hook onto Andrea in the corner!!
Stew-O: NO!! Andrea ducks underneath the arm and starts running towards the far ropes!! Meanwhile, Viz is up against the turnbuckles!! Andrea rebounds off of the ropes as Viz makes his way out towards Andrea who is running at full speed towards him.. VIZ WITH THE BIG BOOT!!!! NO!!! Andrea Valentine baseball slides underneath the leg and gets from behind the Visual Prophet!! The World Heavyweight Champion turns around… SPINNING BACK FIST BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO!! Viz ducks as Andrea does a complete 360 degree turn!! Viz stays low, but quickly rises up as he lifts Andrea up onto his shoulders in what looks like a bearhug!! Big Viz now charges at the corner with Andrea resting on his shoulders.. AND HE DRIVES HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!! You can see the pain in Andrea’s face after that one!
Stew-O: And Viz is not even close to being done, as he now lowers his level, grabs the middle ropes that connect at the corner him and Andrea are in, AND HE USES THEM TO HELP DRIVE HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF ANDREA VALENTINE!!! Viz is using not just his weight, but the added momentum gained by pulling himself into the body of Andrea Valentine with those ropes!!
Jake Mercer: You become much more powerful when you hop onto that Xander Payne Gain 100lbs in a week program. You know what they say. No Payne No Gains, and Big Viz right now is showing all kinds of Gains!!
Stew-O: Viz is still driving that shoulder into the abdomen of Andrea Valentine, but this time he actually lifts her off of her feet, spins around, AND SLAMS HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! Viz pops right back up to his feet and begins to beat on his chest as the crowd is getting hyped up by the world heavyweight champion!!
Jake Mercer: Viz now turns his attention towards Andrea Valentine, as he stomps down onto her stomach, then once more, closer to her right shoulder!! The Visual Prophet now reaches down and grabs Andrea by the head as he brings her back up to her feet. Knee to the abdomen by the champion connects, and now he grabs Andrea by the wrist and whips her towards the ropes as he bends over in preparation for a back body drop!!
Flannery McCoy: But look!! Andrea Valentine isn’t returning to Viz because she’s managed to grab a tight hold of the ropes as she leans up against them!! Viz raises his head up as he notices this.. AND NOW HE CHARGES AT ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Stew-O: BOOT TO THE FACE BY THE CHALLENGER!!! It catches Viz off guard, as he grabs at his nose and mouth!! That shot definitely got the champ, but he quickly brushes it off as he charges at Andrea with a running clothesline!!! NO!!! Andrea grabs the top rope and drops down just in time as The Visual Prophet goes flying over the top rope and landing hard onto the ringside floor!!
Flannery McCoy: That was stellar ring awareness that was put on display by the former EAW World Champion as she tries to add the World Heavyweight Championship onto her resume here tonight!!
Stew-O: Most definitely, but she needs to pick up the offence and take control of this match if she intends on leaving with that belt!
Flannery McCoy: Well, it looks like that’s what she’s thinking too, as she’s staring up at the top turnbuckle!! I think we should be prepared for a big move, because that’s what it’s looking like to me!!
Stew-O: Andrea now gets back up to her feet as she begins to make her way over to the nearby corner. She begins to scale up to the top rope!! Meanwhile, the Visual Prophet is slowly rising up to his feet. He looks up and sees Andrea Valentine set up on the top rope!!! DIVING CROSSBODY BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! THIS COULD BE THE BIG MOVE SHE NEEDS!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! VIZ CATCHES ANDREA MID AIR AS HE DRILLS HER INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A MODIFIED SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is down on his knees beside Andrea Valentine with a smile on his face. He’s looking at his challenger knowing that he took a lot out of her with that recent spinebuster. The Visual Prophet now rises up to his feet, grabs Andrea, then slides her back into the ring as he follows right afterwards and goes down for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Andrea Valentine!!! The Visual Prophet gets back up to his feet as he stomps down onto the abdomen once more!! Andrea clutches at her stomach, then rolls onto her knees and forearms as she’s curled up into a ball. Viz quickly reaches down and grabs Andrea by the head before bringing her back up to her feet.. Viz takes a step back.. THEN CLOTHESLINES HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Stew-O: Big Viz put a lot of force into that clothesline as the momentum from the clothesline made him run right up to the side ropes after taking Andrea Valentine down to the canvas. Viz is staring out towards the socially distanced fans with a smile on his face! Andrea Valentine is down on the canvas, but she’s slowly trying to work herself back up to her feet. The amount of fight in the challenger is incredible to see!!!
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t look like The Visual Prophet sees anything incredible about it as he turns his head and looks disappointed at the fact that Andrea has managed to get up to her feet so soon! But Viz quickly turns around and charges at Andrea Valentine with another clothesline!!! IT CONNECTS AND ANDREA IS BACK DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is looking down at his challenger who is lying flat on her back in the center of the ring. Viz slowly walks around her as he stares down at her heavily fatigued body. Viz now looks down at Andrea Valentine and blows a kiss!!! Is he signaling his kiss to the head!?!?
Jake Mercer: NO!!! The Visual Prophet instantly snatches his blown kiss back!!! He snatched his kiss back and now he follows it up with the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag then points up at the top turnbuckle!! It looks like The Visual Prophet is picking a different poison to take out his challenger here tonight!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz walks towards the corner and begins to scale up to the top rope. Meanwhile, Andrea Valentine is slowly rising up onto her hands and knees, then up to her feet. She looks up and sees The Visual Prophet waiting for her!!! DIVING CLOTHESLINE BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Andrea Valentine manages to get out of the way at the last second, as The Visual Prophet stumbles on his feet!!
Flannery McCoy: LOVE HAZE!!! ANDREA VALENTINE CONTINUED RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES AFTER VIZ MISSED, AND SHE REBOUNDED BACK JUST IN TIME TO CATCH THE VISUAL PROPHET IN HER RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER THAT HAS FINISHED AND DEFEATED EVEN THE BEST OF ELITISTS!!!
Stew-O: This whole time, I was thinking that Andrea Valentine needed to find a way to avoid that clothesline, but she took it an extra step further by turning a bad situation into the biggest opening so far in this match!! Her ability to chain things together into the flow of her own offense is what could win her the championship right here as she goes down for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THRE-
Stew-O: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET KICKS OUT RIGHT AFTER THE TWO COUNT!!!
Flannery McCoy: So many people have fallen to the Love Haze, and at this very moment, The Visual Prophet can say that he isn’t one of them.
Stew-O: Well, he definitely isn’t in the best position right now if he intends on keeping it that way, because even after that kickout, there is no doubt in my mind or anyone’s mind, other than Jake, that The Visual Prophet took a major major toll after that Love Haze neckbreaker.
Jake Mercer: Other than Jake? :dahell: You better be talking about my long haired name twin, because nobody can diminish the credibility of the expert of all things that happen inside of the impact zone!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine gets back up to her feet and begins to stomp down onto the Visual Prophet! Once in his abdomen, another onto his chest followed by a final stomp that’s drilled right into The World Heavyweight Champions face!!! The Visual Prophet covers his face as he is definitely in pain!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine now backs away as she looks at the Visual Prophet. She’s planning her next move, then walks her way back towards the much larger Visual Prophet!
Stew-O: Andrea makes her way over to the Visual Prophet who is still holding his face due to the stomp from her earlier. Andrea goes over to his legs and stomps down onto the inside of The Visual Prophet’s right knee!! Another stomp!!! And another!!! The Visual Prophet releases his face and begins to grab at his leg!! But Andrea Valentine stomps down once more!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet rolls onto his back with his right knee tucked underneath his arms!! He is in tremendous pain right now!! But wait a second!! The Visual Prophet is trying to fight through the pain and get up!! He’s got himself up into a seated position with his right knee still tucked between his arms and his left leg extended out!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE WHO KICKS THE VISUAL PROPHET RIGHT IN THE CHEST AS HE RELEASES HIS RIGHT KNEE AND FALLS BACK FLAT ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Andrea Valentine now goes back over to his right leg.. AND DOUBLE FOOTSTOMPS DOWN ONTO HIS RIGHT KNEE!!!
Stew:-O: The Visual Prophet is clutching at that knee once more as he is in so much pain!! Andrea goes back over to him and begins to stomp down on his stomach now!! Andrea is stomping down on The Visual Prophet’s stomach, which forces him to roll over. Andrea keeps stomping though as she lands on his upper back, just behind the shoulders! The Visual Prophet gets up to his hands and knees however, then up on one knee!! He’s fought through those stomps as he now shoves Andrea Valentine back towards the ropes!! The World Heavyweight Champion rises up to his feet as Andrea rebounds off of the ropes and back towards him!!! DROPKICK TO THE RIGHT KNEE BY ANDREA VALENTINE SENDS THE VISUAL PROPHET BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! HE’S CLUTCHING AT THAT KNEE IN PAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: She weakened that knee moments ago and connected perfectly with that dropkick! The Visual Prophet is down, grabbing his leg, as he slowly begins to work his way back up to his feet!! He finally stands, but it’s Andrea who connects with a shoot kick right between his beefy chest!!!
Stew-O: He’s definitely been hitting those weights since Pain for Pride, but a kick like that will always sting!! Andrea now grabs The Visual Prophet and irish whi-
Flannery McCoy: NO!! The Visual Prophet is too strong!! Big Viz counters with his own irish whip as he uses his weight to launch Andrea the other way and into the corner turnbuckles!!! Andrea is leaned up against the corner, as Viz shakes out his right leg then does some light kicks with it to get some blood flow in the knee. The Visual Prophet now looks up at Andrea then charges at her!!! RUNNING BODY SPLASH BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!! Andrea Valentine gets herself out of the way as the Visual Prophet goes chest first into those turnbuckles!!! The Visual Prophet turns himself around in the corner as he leans up against it…
Stew-O: BUT FROM THE OTHER END IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE WHO CONNECTS WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET IN THE CORNER!! Andrea now reaches her arm over his head as… SHE HITS A RUNNING BULLDOG FROM OUT OF THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: She just planted the Visual Prophet’s face into the canvas of the ring!! Andrea Valentine rises back up to her feet as she is really picking up momentum in this match!! It wasn’t looking that great early on, but ever since she started putting multiple moves together and targeting that right knee of the Visual Prophet, this match has been all her!! This is only one out of the many examples as to why she’s held world championship gold before and is fighting for it once again!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is now getting himself up onto his hands and knees. He then gets into an upright kneeling position!! Andrea Valentine sees this, and kicks him in the chest again!! The Visual Prophet clutches at his chest in pain, as he stands up to his feet, but Andrea Valentine connects with a kick right at his abdomen that was uncovered, as he bends over in pain!!!! Andrea grabs his arm, then presses her boot up against his face!!! XOXO!!!! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AS THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!!
Jake Mercer: And now Andrea pops back up to her feet!! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!!!! ANDREA JUST CONNECTED WITH THE HANDSTAND HEASCISSORS DRIVER AS VIZ’S HEAD PLANTS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!! Andrea now rolls the Visual Prophet over and hooks the legs!!!!
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TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS SHOWING TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE!!! Andrea Valentine can’t believe it!! She just hit The Visual Prophet with two of her best moves back to back and somehow, someway, he still manages to kick out!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine rises up to her feet!! She looks right up at the corner turnbuckle, then back down at The Visual Prophet!! She makes her way over to the corner, and begins to scale her way up to the top rope!! Andrea Valentine stares down at The Visual Prophet who hasn’t moved much since kicking out moments ago!! ANDREA LEAPS!!!
Stew-O: MAGIC HOUR!!!! ROUNDING MOONSAULT BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S CONNECTS AND ANDREA GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO WAY!!!!
Jake Mercer: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, BIG VIZ MANAGED TO GET HIS BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine looks extremely upset!! She slams her fist up against the canvas of the ring, stands up, and walks towards The Visual Prophet’s head.. She reaches down, hooks his head, and forces their bodies to roll into.. A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!! GUILLOTINE CHOKE LOCKED IN BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Andrea Managed to pull The Visual Prophet further away from the ropes by locking in this guillotine chokehold!! She’s wrenching at his head and neck, while also squeezing at his abdomen with her legs!! She is trying to put the champion out right here!!!
Flannery McCoy: It looks like The Visual Prophet is struggling too!! He managed to get himself up onto his hands with his arms extended out, but the amount of pressure that Andrea is applying to his neck, along with how hard she is pulling back has forced him to fall back down to his forearms!!!! He may just collapse right here!!!
Stew-O: Wait a second!! I don’t think so!!! The Visual Prophet has gotten himself back up onto his hands and knees as his arms are extended out fully!! Andrea is still hanging from his neck and wrenching as hard as she can, but The Visual Prophet rises up to one knee!! Now he stands up!!!! Andrea Valentine is still trying to pull back on that head and neck!!! She hasn’t let go!!!! BUT THE. VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREA HASN’T LET GO!!! SHE STILL HAS THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!!! SHE TOOK THAT SPINEBUSTER AT FULL FORCE, BUT STILL DIDN’T ALLOW HERSELF TO RELEASE THAT GUILLOTINE!!! The Visual Prophet is in trouble right now, as it looks like he may just tap out!!! His arms are shaking and it looks like It’s going to happen!!!
Jake Mercer: Wait, no!! The Visual Prophet presses his hands up against the canvas of the ring, as he pushes himself upright with Andrea still hanging from his neck while her legs squeeze his abdomen!! The Visual Prophet continues to work his way up, as Andrea continues to hold onto that guillotine!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET MAKES IT UP TO HIS FEET, AND RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER WITH ANDREA VALENTINE STILL HOLDING ONTO THAT CHOKEHOLD.. AND HE DRIVES HER AT FULL FORCE INTO THOSE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!! SHE STILL HOLDS ON TO THE GUILLOTINE CHOKEHOLD TIGHTLY THOUGH, AND THE VISUAL PROPHET TURNS AROUND AND SPRINTS AT FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AT THE OTHER END!!!!
Stew-O: AND THE VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES ANDREA VALENTINE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AT THE OTHER END WITH INCREDIBLE POWER!!! HER GRIP ON BIG VIZ IS LOOSENED, BUT IT’S STILL IN EFFECT!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET AGAIN TURNS AROUND WITH ANDREA VALENTINE STILL HOLDING THAT GUILLOTINE… AND THE VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES ANDREA BACK INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND YET SHE STILL HOLDS ONTO THAT GUILLOTINE!!!!!
Stew-O: It appears that Andrea released the grip around Viz’s stomach that she had with her legs, but she still has his head locked in her arms!! She’s still trying to pull back, but Viz wraps his arms under her legs and rises up to his feet!!! The Visual Prophet now stands up while holding up Andrea Valentine!! He then repositions her into.. INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!! Andrea begins to fire away with punches now that her arms have released the submission on his head!! Viz is taking quick shots to the head by Andrea Valentine! It looks like those strikes are forcing The Visual Prophet to stumble on his feet as… HIS RIGHT KNEE BUCKLES AND HE TOSSES ANDREA VALENTINE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A POWERBOMB!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet hits the canvas of the ring as he grabs at his knee in pain! Andrea looks as if she may be out cold after being tossed right out of the ring by the World Heavyweight champion. The Visual Prophet is looking down at Andrea Valentine, as he tries to push himself up onto his hands and knees..
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five… Six…
Jake Mercer: Andrea Valentine is finally showing some form of movement as she begins to turn onto her stomach!! She then works up onto her hands and knees!!! Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet is up on one knee in the ring, using the ring ropes to help himself up!!!
Referee: Seven.. Eight..
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA HAS FINALLY MADE IT UP TO HER FEET!!!!
Stew-O: IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET KNOCKS HER DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST!!!! I guess he decided to take this fight outside of the ring after seeing that Andrea actually made it back up to her feet after that tremendous powerbomb moments ago!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet went through absolute hell while being locked in that guillotine. I’m pretty sure he wants nothing more than to dish the same pain back to his challenger.
Stew-O: Well it looks like that may be the case as he is now approaching the steel steps at the bottom of the ring post… AND HE KICKS IT AWAY FROM THE RING POST!! WHAT COULD HE HAVE IN MIND!?!
Referee: One… Two..
Flannery McCoy: He makes his way over to Andrea Valentine, grabs her by the head, then brings her up to her feet. The Visual Prophet then dips his shoulder and raises Andrea up in a fireman’s carry position with her head extended out further than a normal fireman’s carry.. He walks over to the ring post with Andrea one his shoulders..
Stew-O: AIR BAE!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS DOING AIRPLANE SPINS WITH ANDREA RESTING ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HER HEAD SMACKS THE STEEL RING POST EVERY TIME SHE COMES AROUND!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SPINS AND SMACKS HER HEAD ACROSS THAT STEEL POST SEVEN.. NO EIGHT!! NO!! NINE!!!!! TEN TIMES!!!!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Five.. Six.. Seven..
Jake Mercer: And now The Visual Prophet walks his way over to the side of the ring, where he presses Andrea up and tosses her into the ring through the ropes. The Visual Prophet then slides into the ring and hooks her leg!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: ANDREA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!! The Visual Prophet looks up at the referee in disbelief. He looks down at Andrea then back out to the crowd as if he is confused as to what he should do to put her away!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet rises up to his feet and makes his way over to the corner. He begins to scale up to the top rope as it looks like he plans on taking flight!
Stew-O: I don’t know about this Flannery.. It didn’t work out too well the last time he went high risk!!
Flannery McCoy: Well this is what he’s going to need to do to take out Andrea Valentine, as he looks down at her and.. BOW TO THE HEART!!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: MISSES!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET MISSES AS ANDREA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!! The Visual Prophet clutches at his elbow in pain as he slowly rises up to his knees, then back up to his feet. He’s grabbing at his arm, while Andrea Valentine is already standing up waiting for him from behind!!! DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: That backbreaker sends The Visual Prophet down onto the canvas of the ring. He rolls onto his stomach and clutches at his lower back in pain, then slowly rises up to his hands and knees..
Jake Mercer: But look!! Andrea rebounding off of the ropes.. AND HITTING A RUNNING METEORA THAT CONNECTS RIGHT AT THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD, PLANTING HIS FACE INTO THE RING!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is still fighting back after all that Viz has put her through so far in this match!! She’s rising back up to her feet, then walking off to the side of the Visual Prophet. She then kicks him in the side by the ribs, then stomps down onto his back!! Andrea Valentine then walks over to the corner where she begins to climb up to the top rope.
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet is slowly working his way up to his hands and knees, then back up to his feet.. But he looks up!! It’s Andrea Valentine on the top rope!! She leaps!!! V. DAY!!!! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CATCHES HER IN MID AIR AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SEATED POWERBOMB!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet now hooks the leg!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! The Visual Prophet smacks his hand against the ring. He wants to finish the job and put this one away, but Andrea won’t give up!
Flannery McCoy: And look at this! Big Viz kisses his hand then presses it up against Andrea’s face!! He holds his hand down onto Andrea’s face for a few seconds before rising up to his feet!! And now Viz is patting his right elbow with the same hand that he had just kissed!!! He’s walking away from Andrea, as she slowly rises up onto her hands and knees!! Andrea now working her way up to her feet..
Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Andrea Valentine ducked underneath the arm and got behind the Visual Prophet!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz turns around but is immediately kicked in the stomach by Andrea Valentine as he bends over!!! Andrea quickly turns around and runs to the ropes!! She bounces back!! LOVE HAZE!!! RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET PULLS HIS HEAD BACK…
Flannery McCoy: THEN LAUNCHES HIS ELBOW FORWARD TO CATCH ANDREA VALENTINE WITH THE KISS TO THE HEAD BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT AS SHE FLIPPED IN MID AIR!!! ANDREA CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! SHE’S MOTIONLESS AS THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as The Visual Prophet rises up to his feet. The crowd cheers loudly as he is handed his World Heavyweight Championship. His arm is then raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. AND STILL!!!! EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an incredible match between two of Dynasty’s finest competitors!!
Flannery McCoy: There were moments in this match where it looked like Andrea had the match won. She even managed to show how well she could break down a much larger opponent in The Visual Prophet, but unfortunately for her, he still found a way to successfully defend his championship here tonight.
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet has been on an absolute tear since Pain for Pride, and he’s definitely showing everyone why he’s been the face of Dynasty ever since!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet, the face of Dynasty?
Jake Mercer: Well, behind me and my dashing good looks of course, but I feel like I could spare some space for Big Viz.
Stew-O: ANYWAYS.. This was an incredible match and makes you wonder, who’s the next challenger for Viz and how well will they match up to him after seeing how close Andrea was to walking out with the title.
Flannery McCoy: We’ll find out soon enough, tune into Friday Night Dynasty to find out.. But as for now, congrats on the title defense Viz!!
(The Visual Prophet is seen inside the ring with his World Heavyweight Championship in air. He’s embracing the crowd and celebrating his victory with a smile on his face. After a moment, The Visual Prophet drops his championship down onto his shoulder, rolls under the bottom rope, and heads back up the entrance ramp. Viz then pats his World Heavyweight Championship before the screen fades to black)
(A commercial break for a new Cooking Show starring Brand Warfare’s Team Showdown :ohlawd:)
(Territorial Invasion comes back from commercial break as Ronan Malosi is shown backstage getting ready for his match before suddenly hearing a noise and decides to peak his head out and see what’s going on)
Ronan Malosi: Hey man, what’s all that ruckus out here?!?
(Ronan turns the corner to see Komatsu Ogawa looking at him before having a disgruntled look on his face)
Komatsu Ogawa: Damn it! You’re not MITSUBACHI!
Ronan Malosi: Yeah I’m Ronan, your future Showdown General Manager who the hell are you?
Komatsu Ogawa: Well if you were really about to be a GM you’d know who I am and you’d know where MITSUBACHI is as I need to give him some advice about the Brand Warfare match!
Ronan Malosi: Oh I know who you are, you’re that guy who is obsessed with Japan and stuff.
Komatsu Ogawa: Yes and you’re that guy with the stupid hot takes. I have no time for introductions. I must find MITSUBACHI and give him this good luck bracelet that’s been passed down the Ogawa family from centuries ago that helped my great great uncle win the Samurai war! Maybe I should give it to you since the great MITSUBACHI doesn’t need luck anyway.
Ronan Malosi: I don’t need luck from you and your family you obsessed clown because after I win Team Malosi and I will be showering ourselves in victory milk to celebrate our victory and me becoming the new Showdown General Manager!
Komatsu Ogawa: :dahell:
Ronan Malosi: :whoa:
Komatsu Ogawa: Well if that’s the case then you’d know how great it’d be for Showdown to have a talent like MITSUBACHI on your hands, he is going to lead Team Dynasty to victory tonight. Just like Kazuki Kawa-
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! Kazuki Kowasaki sucks and does MITSUBACHI, I have the talent I need already on Showdown most importantly myself! Another hot take, Team Dynasty isn’t going to win anything. Team Showdown is going to win everything with a clean sweep and tonight I prove I’ve always been not just the better elitist but the better choice for a GM than Ryan Wilson is! Showdown needs change, my change, yes I said Team Showdown would win but that War Games team was very poorly put together. Not as badly as that Dynasty Brand Warfare team though. I mean really, Charlie Marr? Chris Elite? Then maybe with those other 3 doofuses MITSUBACHI is going to need much more than a stupid good luck charm from your family-
Komatsu Ogawa: 私の名前を決して軽視しないでください、さもないと私はあなたを傷つけます !!
Ronan Malosi: :krabs:
Komatsu Ogawa: Don’t disrespect my family name or the name of MITSUBACHI! My family was led by warriors and so was MITSUBACHI. His ancestor is the great Miyamoto Musashi, a man who studied strategy and achieved the spirit of the warrior so to think MITSUBACHI hasn’t strategized this whole match is silly. I wouldn’t be surprised if he channeled that spirit of his ancestor Miyamoto Musashi! Just like he was the master of the sword, MITSUBACHI is a master in the ring and has mastered all elements of a true warrior and elitist!
Ronan Malosi: What is he an avatar? HA! Get it because you said he mastered all the elements :mjlol: !!! Man I am a funny guy but… HOT TAKE! Tom Cruise is the greatest Samurai ever have you not seen the movie The Last Samurai? Myayoto or whatever his name was could never!
Komatsu Ogawa: //thumbs.gfycat.com/WaterloggedMisguidedGuineapig-small.gif
Ronan Malosi: Hey man, I’m just being honest and what I’m going to say next it isn’t a hot take, I believe it’s one everyone can agree with. Your obsession with MITSUBACHI and everything else Japan is pretty creepy like I’m pretty sure you know what type of meals the dude eats.
Komatsu Ogawa: I actually don’t know what he ate today but I assume it was a light meal, something to keep him full but nothing that will mess with him and his match. I’ve been watching that man and he’s been training and training constantly and that’s why he hasn’t spoken much this week. He’s been too busy mastering his craft while everyone else was more worried about speaking their mind MITSUBACHI was out here working hard and a lot of the other teams in that match and even yours were too busy trying to clown one another. People dare have the audacity to be mad at him for not speaking as if speaking is going to help win a match or something. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words would never hurt MITSUBACHI.
Ronan Malosi: If I was him I’d put a restraining order on you or something because your obsession is just bonkers man! I am going to let you continue your obsession though man I have to go master my craft now :troll:
(Ronan walks away laughing to himself, probably assuming he’s actually good at jokes or something as Komatsu looks at him with pure anger on his face as the camera fades out and Territorial Invasion transitions to show the next match card)
(The cameras cut to inside the ring, where Bella Braxton excitedly stands in anticipation for announcing the next match!)
Bella Braxton: The following triple threat match is scheduled for-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for the National Elite Championship!
(“Survival” by Eminem hits over the P.A. system and the crowd bursts into cheers as Adam Lucas walks out, shouting out his claims that he’ll be the new EAW National Elite Champion at the end of the night!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from New York, weighing in at 231 pounds… ADAAAAAM LUUUUCAAAAASSS!!!
James Peters: Adam Lucas has shown some promising potential as the season has progressed, and with the way he’s been so clear about his intentions, I’d say he’s got a shot at winning tonight!
Rich Russillo: With the champion being none other than Sienna Jade, I think it’d be looked at as an upset for sure, but in matches like these, almost anything is possible!
Persephone: So then what do you think the odds are of this ending any sooner?
(Adam enters the ring with determination clear on his face and he nods his head as he takes in the atmosphere, before taking a spot in the ring. “Overlord” by Suicide Silence begins, as the lights fade to black 4 spotlights on the ground appear they slowly begin to transition to red. As the last light on the ground near the titantron turns to red the lights go blood red and white fog appears on the stage. Shane Gates Walks out in a sleeveless black hooded trench coat with the words NATURAL BORN KILLER engraved on the back with blood stains dripping on the bottom of the word.)
Bella Braxton: Next, from Huntington Beach, California… weighing in at 213 pounds… SHAAAAAANE GAAAAATESSSS!!!!
Rich Russillo: Shane’s had his place in this match questioned, especially by Adam, but Shane was able to get the opportunity nonetheless and now it’s up to him to do something with it!
James Peters: If Shane was sure he should be here, then I’m sure he’ll think of something to prove his point tonight!
(Shane walks to the ring and after he enters he takes off the hood with a cold emotionless stare to the camera. He turns his stare to Adam but only for a moment before “Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts takes over, and a few moments pass as Sienna Jade emerges with her National Elite Championship in her hand. She poses and raises her title high as the camera focuses on the glistening gold. Sienna then turns around and shows off her leather jacket with the letters, “UNFUCKWITHABLE” attached.)
Bella Braxton: And finally, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 137 pounds, she is the reigning, defending National Elite Champion… SIEEEENNNAAAA JAAAADDEEE!!!
James Peters: Sienna Jade has made it clear that she’ll do whatever she has to for her to be on top, and with one defense already out the way, she looks to make this one her next!
Rich Russillo: And her challengers aren’t looking to make it an easy one! But if there’s anyone who can find so many of the ways to walk away from this one as the winner, it’s Sienna Jade! I don’t doubt that we’ll see them implemented tonight!
James Peters: She didn’t hold back when she told them that she didn’t see either of them being able to defeat her here at Territorial Invasion, and now we’ll get to see if she’s able to prove those claims right!
(Sienna slides under the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle as she raises her title above her head with her two hands, before then coming down and showing it off to her opponents, taunting them with it. Once it’s handed off, the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: It appears that Sienna’s gonna start things off by yelling to her opponents that the National Elite Championship isn’t going anywhere! It was just a few short months ago that she defeated Kassidy Heart for it, and I know Sienna would hate to see it end up in the hands of one of her opponents here tonight!
James Peters: Then she had better drop the antics, as Shane charges right at her and levels her with a big boot! Sienna takes that one right to the face and gets struck down to the mat, but quickly tries to get up with Gates looming over her!
Rich Russillo: But Adam quickly strikes from behind Shane with a running dropkick, sending him barreling right into Sienna and they end up in the corner! Shane practically flattens the champion in the turnbuckles and Adam hastily follows up as he starts laying right into Shane!
James Peters: The rookie holds nothing back as he delivers punch after punch, getting on the attack early here! BUT SHANE SHOVES HIM DOWN AND AWAY TRYING TO CREATE SOME SPACE, BUT ADAM KIPS RIGHT BACK UP AND HE STRIKES WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: SHANE LOOKS STUNNED FOR A MOMENT AND ADAM LEAPS INTO THE CORNER LOOKING TO HIT A SPLASH-
James Peters: BUT HE TAKES A KICK TO THE FACE FROM SIENNA AS GATES MOVED OUT THE WAY! Sienna keeps him on his feet and close as she starts smashing his face with repeated forearms, fighting her way out the corner, and now reeling back to connect with a straight punch right to his face!
Rich Russillo: Sienna strikes with a knee to the gut to double him over and throws herself into the ropes for some momentum aiming to come back with a front dropkick! AND SHANE GRABS ADAM FROM BEHIND JUST AFTER AND LAUNCHES HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! ADAM CRASHES HARD ON THE MAT AS HE ENDS UP NEAR THE ROPES!
James Peters: Sienna raised up to find Shane capitalizing with a flurry of stomps as Adam’s still down, and I’m sure his laser-like focus on Adam right now has got to do with even more of what was said and done between them this past Voltage! That Shane has no place in this match, that he’s not cut out for this- AND HE JUST MIGHT LOSE IT HERE AS SIENNA TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A ROLL-UP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!
James Peters: But Shane kicks out, a look of surprise on his face as the dangers of a triple threat match become that much more apparent! AND SIENNA DROPS HIM BEFORE HE CAN GET UP WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW SIENNA DROPS DOWN OVER HIM, CLUBBING AWAY AT HIS FACE, POSSIBLY EVEN TRYING TO MAIM HIM AS SHE ENDS UP DRIVING HER ELBOW DOWN RIGHT AGAINST HIS EYE!
Persephone: :notbad: Honestly, I can appreciate that; I’m sure it’ll take him out for good. And the less people I have to deal with on Voltage who aren’t Rex, the better!
James Peters: SHANE SHOUTING OUT AS HE REACHES UP TO TRY TO GET SIENNA OFF OF HIM, GRABBING A HANDFUL OF HER HAIR IN RESPONSE! AND ADAM SENDS SIENNA ROLLING OFF OF SHANE AND TO THE MAT WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Adam keeps Shane from getting his eye damaged, but keeping Sienna from getting any type of advantage surely had to be the goal there! And now he heads over, snatching the champion up by her hair and taking her up into the air for a suplex-
James Peters: SHANE GATES FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK TO SEND ADAM SURGING FORWARD!! AND HE DROPS SIENNA OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SIENNA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STAY ON THE APRON AND PULLS HERSELF UP TO HER FEET WITH THE TOP ROPE!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM GETS HIMSELF UP IN THE RING BUT ONLY ENDS UP TURNING AROUND INTO A CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT THE RING, AND SHANE STRIKES DOWN SIENNA AS WELL!
James Peters: Shane heads to the outside to go after his adversaries, first going after Adam and sending him right into the steps! He follows up on Sienna by grabbing her hair, and sending her right into the barricade! And now he swings her the other! AND NOW BACK AND THE OTHER WAY AGAIN! HE’S RAGDOLLING THE CHAMPION HERE!
Persephone: :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: Shane lets her drop to the ground unceremoniously before he turns his attention back to Adam, plucking him off the ground and rolling him into the ring. Shane brings him off the mat and tries to lift him off his feet, into the air!
James Peters: But Adam hooks his leg around one of Shane’s just in time to block his attempt! Adam now fighting his way out of Gates’ hold and he spins out with a hold on his wrist, taking him down with a short-arm lariat!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas comes crashing down on Shane Gates with a double knee drop to the back after Gates had rolled over, and lays his arm out to step on his hand, then comes down on it with a stomp! Adam comes down near the shoulder three more times before he gets Shane up into a front headlock, coming down on the back of his head and neck with elbow strikes!
James Peters: But Shane suddenly pushes Adam away, sending him into the ropes! Adam comes springing back and ducks a clothesline, hitting off the next set of ropes and returns to see Shane leaping right at him! SPINEBUSTER!! ADAM CATCHES SHANE IN THE AIR AND SPINS HIM OUT THE MAT TO PLANT HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER AND NOW FOR THE COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA JADE RETURNS TO BREAK UP THE COVER WITH A PUNT KICK RIGHT TO ADAM’S HEAD!! WITH NO WAY TO BLOCK IT, ADAM GOES DOWN!!!
James Peters: Sienna drags Adam to the ropes, throwing him down over the bottom rope to get his throat over it, and Sienna steps on the back of his neck, using the top rope for leverage! Adam’s arms and legs flail as he tries to escape, attempting to shove her away but Sienna is firmly planted in her spot! Sienna now stepping down just to spring off the bottom rope and stomp on the back of his neck!
Rich Russillo: The National Elite Champion looks pleased with her work, smirking as she watches Adam writhe on the mat as he clutches at his neck, audibly coughing after that! BUT HERE COMES SHANE CHARGING RIGHT AFTER SIENNA NOW!! BUT SHE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!!
James Peters: Sienna realizes that this is her chance to potentially capitalize on the moment and retain her championship, as she goes right after Adam! The former Women’s World Champion whips Lucas into the corner after getting him to his feet and she charges right in-
Rich Russillo: Sienna takes an elbow to the face! Adam punches her away and lunges forward looking for a clothesline but Sienna ducks and Adam turns around into a spinning side kick to the gut! Sienna leaping forward to connect with a high knee right to the side of his head, to bring him to a knee!
James Peters: And now Sienna hauls him up into the air, dropping him right down with a brainbuster to have him laid out!!! And she quickly turns over into a cover, hooking the leg!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: :noah: Can’t she do something to make sure he won’t kick out? Maybe go for the eyes again!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: He’s gonna need them to if he’s got any intention of getting back in this and winning the title! Sienna starts relentlessly striking Adam over the head, even the ring official appears a bit concerned! AND SIENNA REFUSES TO LET UP, SHOUTING AT ADAM TO LEARN TO STAY DOWN!!
James Peters: But Adam starts battling her away, throwing punches her way to try to get her back! Adam making it up to his knees while Sienna continues coming down from overhead! BUT FINALLY ADAM MANAGES TO SHOVE HER AWAY AND SIENNA HITS OFF THE ROPES, ADAM LUNGING FOR A SPEAR!!
James Peters: SIENNA WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE!! ADAM DROPS BACK DOWN TO A KNEE AND SIENNA QUICKLY WRAPS HIM UP WITH A HOLD ON THE ARM, SPINNING HIM OUT FOR THE WITCHES HAMMER!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM BREAKS OUT AND LANDS A KICK TO THE GUT!! ADAM STOPS THE CHAMPION RIGHT IN HER TRACKS AND GOES FOR A DISCUS PUNCH BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER THAT!! SIENNA GOING FOR A KICK BUT ADAM CATCHES HER LEG AS HE TURNS AROUND-
James Peters: ADAM SWEEPS THE OTHER LEG AND QUICKLY SNATCHES IT UP AFTER SIENNA CRASHES TO THE MAT!! AND NOW SIENNA TRIES TO SQUIRM AWAY AS SHE TRIES TO KICK HER LEGS FREE BUT IT’S NO USE!! ADAM STOMPS DOWN ON HER STOMACH BEFORE HE STEPS THROUGH AND TIES UP HER LEGS!!!
Rich Russillo: SHARPSHOOTER!!! ADAM TURNS SIENNA OVER ONTO HER STOMACH AND LEANS BACK INTO HIS HOLD, SIENNA SHOUTING AS SHE TRIES TO REACH FOR THE ROPES!!!
James Peters: THE RING OFFICIAL ASKING SIENNA IF SHE’S GOING TO QUIT BUT SHE DOESN’T EVEN DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE AS SHE FOCUSES ON TRYING TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THIS, CLAWING HER WAY ACROSS THE RING!!! SIENNA’S SURELY NOT GONNA TAP OUT, SHE WON’T GO OUT LIKE THAT!!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA CRAWLING AND TRUDGING TO THE BEST OF HER ABILITIES WHILE ADAM REFUSES TO LET GO, LEANING BACK EVEN FURTHER!!! HE’S GONNA BREAK HER BACK!! SHE JUST MIGHT HAVE TO SUBMIT!!
Persephone: I mean, I was rooting for her a moment ago but if this gets it over with also, I’m not gonna be mad either!
James Peters: :skip: Pick a side! SIENNA’S GOTTEN HERSELF FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND EVEN IF IT’S NOT TO CAUSE A BREAK, SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL HERSELF OUT THE RING!!! SIENNA DIVING FORWARD FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE-
Rich Russillo: ADAM DRAGS HER RIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! SIENNA SCREAMS AS ADAM SHOUTS FOR HER TO GIVE UP!!! WE COULD HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!
James Peters: SHANE GATES JUST CLOBBERED THE HELL OUT OF ADAM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! ADAM COLLAPSES TO THE MAT IN A HEAP AFTER THAT SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD; HE NEVER SAW IT COMING!!
Rich Russillo: SHANE BRINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN ACROSS ADAM’S BACK AND ADAM SHOUTS IN PAIN, WRITHING ON THE MAT BEFORE HE’S STRUCK AGAIN!!! AND SHANE’S GOT SOME FOR SIENNA TOO, TARGETING HER BACK AND LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE ON ANY DAMAGE THAT MIGHT’VE BEEN DONE!!
James Peters: Sienna gets struck again before he tosses the chair aside, going to the other weapons he’s brought with him to the ring! Shane going right for barbed wire kendo stick and he spots Adam getting- AND SHANE CRACKS IT RIGHT AT HIS MIDSECTION!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM DOUBLES OVER AS HE COVERS HIS STOMACH IN BLATANT PAIN AND SHANE STRIKES HIM REPEATEDLY OVER THE BACK!! ADAM DROPS TO THE MAT, SHOUTING IN AGONY AND HE’S GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO ROLL OUT THE RING!
James Peters: BUT THERE’S SIENNA FROM BEHIND, JUMPING ONTO SHANE’S BACK AS SHE TRIES TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THAT KENDO STICK!! SIENNA STRIKING THE CHALLENGER OVER HIS HEAD AND NOW TRYING TO REACH OVER FOR THE KENDO STICK-
Rich Russillo: BUT SHANE FLINGS HER TO THE MAT BY HER HAIR!! SIENNA SNAPS TO THE CANVAS AND SHANE GOES TO SWING BUT SHE DUCKS UNDER IT AND ROLLS TO THE ROPES, QUICKLY GETTING UP BUT SHE’S CAUGHT ON THE LEG WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!
James Peters: SIENNA SHRIEKS AS THAT BARBED WIRE NO DOUBT CAUGHT INTO HER SKIN BEFORE IT WAS RIPPED AWAY!! SIENNA GOING TO THE CORNER WHILE AVOIDING ANYMORE HITS BUT SHANE IS FOLLOWING RIGHT BEHIND HER!!
Rich Russillo: SHANE RAISES THE KENDO STICK AND SWINGS IT DOWN- GETTING NOTHING BUT TURNBUCKLE!! Sienna sidesteps him and ends up behind Gates, going after the back of his knee with a chop block! The champ hustles to her feet and stomps down on the back of his knee, trying to keep him from getting anywhere!
James Peters: Shane finally manages to turn around and gets Sienna away with a back elbow as he rises up off his knee, and finds Sienna coming right at him, that barbed wire kendo stick in hand! SIENNA CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT AND AGAIN ONE MORE TIME!! SIENNA GOING AFTER HIM ANYWAY AND ANYWHERE SHE CAN!
Rich Russillo: :damn: BUT SHANE PUSHES HIMSELF TO FIGHT THROUGH IT ALL AND SIENNA FURIOUSLY AND ANGRILY SWINGS HARDER! SHE JUST MIGHT BREAK THAT KENDO STICK ON GATES-
James Peters: SIENNA RAISED THE KENDO STICK OVER HER HEAD BUT GATES SEES TO THE OPENING AND HE LIFTS HER UP OFF HER FEET!!! HE PLANTS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER AND SHANE POPS UP INTO THAT SUPERKICK TO SNAP SIENNA’S HEAD BACK TO THE MAT!! KILLSHOT!!!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA IS LAID OUT AND SHANE COLLAPSES DOWN ONTO HER INTO THE PIN!!!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: SIENNA GETS HER SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT!!!
Rich Russillo: Shane sits up with a look of frustration in his eyes, and just under one of them, you can see the blood seeping out from that kendo stick shot Sienna gave him!! Shane shakes out the leg that Sienna had targeted earlier before he goes dragging Sienna up off the mat and he sends her across the ring with a suplex!
James Peters: Sienna works to pull herself up in the corner, brushing her hair away from her face and takes a shoulder thrust to the gut from a charging Shane Gates!! Shane backs away preparing for another-
Rich Russillo: But climbing up onto the apron near the corner is Adam Lucas! Shane immediately turns his attention to him and goes right to knock him down, but Shane gets struck right in the jaw from a punch from Adam! Shane charges again but this time Adam pulls down the top rope and from behind, Sienna lifts Shane’s legs to dump him out the ring!
James Peters: AND NOW SIENNA TRIES TO CAPITALIZE ON A DISTRACTED ADAM BY TRYING TO SHOULDER THRUST HIM THROUGH THE ROPES, BUT ADAM MOVES OUT THE WAY AND KICKS HER IN THE CHEST! SIENNA STUMBLING BACK AND ADAM SWINGS LOOKING FOR A PUNCH!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SIENNA BLOCKS IT AND STRIKES HIM DOWN WITH A SWIFT DROPKICK!!! Adam crashes with a thud next to Shane but the two of them are already getting back to their feet, meanwhile in the ring Sienna is climbing the turnbuckles!! ADAM AND SHANE GET TO THEIR FEET THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER BUT THEY DON’T SEE SIENNA UP TOP!!! STARSTRUCK!!! SIENNA COMES CRASHING DOWN ON BOTH ELITISTS WITH A MOONSAULT!!!
James Peters: All three competitors are down and out momentarily, with the ring official leaning out under the top rope to survey the damage! He exits from the ring to check on the champion and her challengers, but Sienna’s the first to move and she moves the referee away, opting to grab Adam and she rolls him into the ring! The referee following right behind them as Sienna makes the cover!!!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Sienna sits up grabbing at her hair as Adam kicks out!!!
James Peters: Sienna gets Adam up to his feet and aims to send him into the corner, but Adam slides across the mat and retrieves the bat Shane brought into the ring on his way up! He turns to find Sienna with the barbed wire kendo stick, the two of them staring each other down before they run right at each other!
Rich Russillo: THEY STRIKE EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME, SIENNA AND ADAM YELPING AS THOSE BLOWS LAND! ADAM SWINGS HIS BAT RIGHT AT SIENNA’S ARM, AND SIENNA WHACKS HIM RIGHT ACROSD CHEST!!!
James Peters: ADAM SWINGS RIGHT FOR HER HEAD BUT SIENNA DUCKS AND COMES BACK WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!!! ADAM DROPS THE BAT AND SIENNA THROWS DOWN THE KENDO STICK, ADAM QUICKLY TRYING TO GET BACK UP AS SIENNA SPINS AT HIM!! THE WITCHES HAMMER CONNECTS!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AND COMES SURGING FORWARD, TAKING SIENNA JADE DOWN WITH A LARIAT!!!
James Peters: AND SHANE GATES COMES CRASHING DOWN ON BOTH OF THEM WITH A RUNNING SENTON!!!
Rich Russillo: Shane grabs Adam and brings him to his feet, only to take a punch right to the face! Shane fires back with Adam responding almost immediately! Shane batters him over the head with those closed-fist punches before trying to whip him across the ring, but Adam counters just for Shane to counter him!
James Peters: Adam ducks under a strike from Sienna as she’s back on her feet, and Shane sends Sienna down with a back fist! But just as Sienna goes to the mat, Adam strikes with a big boot to Shane, sending him into the corner!
Rich Russillo: Adam leaps into the corner, hitting a splash before he hauls Shane out with a bridging northern lights suplex to the mat! But Adam doesn’t release as he kicks over and lifts Shane up, finally planting Gates with another northern lights suplex! Adam rolls over on top of him from the mounted position, going right after that busted eye with right hand after right hand!
Persephone: Don’t they know he’s already ugly enough as it is?! It’s not like this is gonna do him any favors :mjlol:
James Peters: BUT SIENNA COMES STRIKING FROM BEHIND WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO ADAM!! SIENNA’S KNEE POPS RIGHT OFF THE BACK OF ADAM’S HEAD AND HE ROLLS OFF OF SHANE, AND SIENNA GOES TO PICK ADAM UP LOOKING FOR THE RDG ON THAT CHAIR!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO PUSH HER AWAY AND SWINGS ONLY TO MISS!! SIENNA EVADES HIM AND SHE WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER, CHARGING INTO THE CORNER BUT ADAM KICKS HER AWAY!!
James Peters: ADAM CLIMBING UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES, GOING ALL THE WAY UP TOP!! BUT SIENNA KNOCKS OUT OF HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND ADAM FALLS DOWN IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO RINGS, THE TOP ROPE OF THE SECOND RING CATCHING HIM RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN AND HIS HEAD SNAPS BACK!!
Rich Russillo: That was a nasty fall for Adam, but look at Sienna, ready to strike! Sienna grabs the top rope looking to slingshot as Adam ends up in the other ring, but Shane grabs her from behind! Sienna tries to fight him off but Shane’s got her locked!! Shane with a German suplex to Sienna!
James Peters: Sienna bounces off the canvas but she’s forcing herself to turn over and get up as Shane’s coming right at her! Shane with the baseball bat in hand and he swings but Sienna manages to kick his arm, and she lunges forward for a forearm smash! Sienna with a low dropkick to the knee and a spinning heel kick as she gets up!
Rich Russillo: Sienna steps out onto the apron and grabs the top rope, eyeing Shane as he’s pushing himself up off the mat! SIENNA PULLS BACK ON THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS UP ONTO IT LOOKING FOR RAW SIENNA-
James Peters: BUT SHANE THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES AND SIENNA LOSES HER BALANCE RIGHT INTO SHANE’S GRASP!! SHANE RAISES HER OVERHEAD IN A GORILLA PRESS AND HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING, THROWING HER AT ADAM IN THE OTHER RING!!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA CRASHES TO THE MAT AS ADAM STEPS OUT THE WAY!! AND SHANE STEPS OVER BETWEEN THE RINGS AND ADAM IS SURE TO MEET HIM THERE, TRYING TO GET THE EARLY ADVANTAGE!!
James Peters: ADAM IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF SHANE!!! THE THUD OF THOSE CLUBBING BLOWS CAN BE HEARD INSIDE THE RING- BUT SHANE SHOVES HIM BACK AND GETS HIS LEG THROUGH THE ROPES AS HE TRIES TO STEP THROUGH- BUT ADAM GRABS HIS LEG AND SNAPS IT AGAINST THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Rich Russillo: Sienna had gone after that leg earlier and Adam sees Shane grabbing at his knee, and Adam twists that leg over the middle rope, pulling his ankle inward to wear him down! Shane trying to punch him away but Adam is able to duck past his punches- AND HE CATCHES SHANE’S ARM AND LEAPS UP INTO A HANGING TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!
Persephone: YESSSS!!!! HE’S GONNA TAP AND IT’LL BE OVER :blessed:!!!!
James Peters: ADAM HAS HIM TRAPPED AND THE REFEREE HURRIES OVER TO THE TWO OF THEM, CHECKING IN ON SHANE!!
Rich Russillo: SIENNA’S TITLE REIGN IS IN JEOPARDY AS SHANE IS CAUGHT AND ADAM WON’T LET UP!! SHANE JUST MIGHT PASS OUT AS ADAM HAS USED THE ROPES TO HIS ADVANTAGE!!!
James Peters: SHANE LOOKS TO BE FADING HERE AS ADAM KEEPS THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN TIGHT! ADAM HAS REFUSED TO BUDGE-
Rich Russillo: RAW SIENNA!!!! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM SIENNA KNOCKS SHANE OUT OF ADAM’S GRASP AND AWAY, FALLING BACK THROUGH THE ROPES INTO THE OTHER RING!
James Peters: Sienna and Adam hurry to their feet still in the same ring, and Sienna ducks a clothesline to run off the ropes as she springs back looking for a crossbody takedown! But Adam rolls through and up onto his feet, a hold still on Sienna before he swings her out and she ends up on his back in a sleeper!
Rich Russillo: Adam tries to claw behind him at Sienna, trying to find some way out of this! He stumbles to the ropes and uses them to keep himself up! The referee being sure to keep close to see if Adam taps or passes out!
James Peters: Adam Lucas could be fading here and Sienna’s gonna retain by making him pass out! Sienna screams for him to just give up, desperately wanting to win and keep her National Elite Championship! Adam ends up turning his back to the ropes in trying to escape, losing his advantage and Sienna seems to tighten her hold-
Rich Russillo: SHANE GATES GRABS SIENNA’S HAIR FROM BEHIND AND PULLS HER OFF OF SHANE, AND A HAIR-PULL SLAM FROM SHANE SENDS HER DOWN BETWEEN THE RINGS!!
Persephone: He’s bloody, he’s disgusting, he’s ugly, and he’s made sure I have to suffer through sitting through this; I don’t know anyone more evil :mjcry:!!
James Peters: Sienna is down holding the back of her head- AND SHANE GRABS A HOLD OF ADAM AS HE WAS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET!! SHANE HAS A HOLD ON HIS FACE AND HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE FOR THE RECKONING!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM ESCAPES AND LANDS NEXT TO HIM IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE RINGS!! ADAM ROLLS THROUGH THE ROPES INTO THE OTHER RING AND SHANE FOLLOWS AFTER HIM, BUT ADAM IS ALREADY HITTING OFF THE ROPES AND HITTING A DROPKICK ON SHANE!!
James Peters: ADAM PULLS HIM OFF THE MAT AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES, SHANE SPRINGING BACK AND ADAM GOES FOR A HIP TOSS BUT SHANE FLIPS OVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND A BACK KICK FROM HIM STRIKES ADAM RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION!!!
Rich Russillo: SHANE REACHES TO BRING HIM OFF HIS FEET POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM BUT ADAM GETS HIS LEGS UP TO SEND SHANE DOWN WITH A MODIFIED HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!
James Peters: SHANE RUSHES TO HIS FEET BUT ADAM STRIKES WITH A KNEE LIFT TO STUN HIM!!! ADAM NOW WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE RING- AND SIENNA COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE OUTSIDE THE RING FROM BEHIND WITH THAT BAT TO SHANE’S UPPER BACK AS SOON AS HE HITS THE ROPES!!
Rich Russillo: BUT THE ROPES STILL SEND SHANE SURGING FORWARD BACK TO ADAM!!! AND SHANE GETS SHOT UP INTO THE AIR!!! POP-UP POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!! SHANE GETS DROPPED AFTER CONSECUTIVE BLOWS AND ADAM GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: BUT SIENNA HAD SLID BACK INTO THE RING UNBEKNOWNST TO ADAM!!! HE’S GOT HIS BACK TO HER AND SIENNA RIPS HIM OFF OF SHANE AND THROWS HIM OUTSIDE TO THE FLOOR!!! SIENNA NOW WITH THE COVER ON SHANE!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: LOOK OUTSIDE THE RING!! ADAM’S UP ON HIS FEET AND RUSHING IN!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: ADAM SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GETS TO HIS FEET!!! ADAM DIVES AT SIENNA!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts begins to play and Sienna turns over to get to her feet, relieved and elated to have just retained her championship!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND STILL THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… SIEEEENNNNAAAA JAAAAADDDDEEEE!!!!
James Peters: In an incredible effort between all three competitors, Sienna Jade retains the National Elite Championship!
Rich Russillo: Sienna proves just how smart and calculated she can be, as Adam never saw her coming! And Adam had nearly been able to say he was the one who walked away with the title, as those closing moments saw him come into full control of things!
James Peters: A close call for sure, as Adam proves himself a possible future champion! But as far as tonight goes, this one belongs to Sienna Jade as she keeps herself on top, showing everyone that she’ll find ways to keep that National Elite Championship at all costs; taking it from her, if there’s anyone who can, is going to be no easy feat!
(Inside the ring, Adam collects himself from off the mat, only a foot away from where he’d pinned Shane only for Sienna to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Sienna has the championship belt raised up as she celebrates her victory, posing with the National Elite Championship before the scene fades into a commercial break.)
(A commercial for Vegan Chamburgers starring Terry Chambers is shown)
(Territorial Invasion comes back to show the backstage area of the Vaught-Hemingway Stadium in Oxford, Mississippi where Territorial Invasion is being held which shows Molly Waters standing by with a smile on her face at the center of the camera frame. Before long the camera zooms out a bit to show that beside her there’s a mantle, it holds the vacated Specialists Championship on it that was vacated just a week ago on Friday Night Dynasty by the EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE. Before long after a long pause of silence, Molly begins to speak to the camera)
Molly Waters: The Specialists Championship holds a lot of history in EAW. Being first conceived in 2015 and since then a total of 19 female elitists have held the inaugural title, all being of prestige in some way shape or form. Focusing on current day elitists who have held the title like Andrea Valentine and Darcy May Morgan have elevated the Championship to new heights under their hands and have raised it’s stock to a whole other level in this industry, making it a title that any female elitist would have their eyes on in the future.
But we focus on what has happened to the Championship recently. Two weeks ago on Friday Night Dynasty it was the EAW Chairman Mr. DEDEDE, and 9 time World Champion Impact as collectively known as The Liquid Swordz gave the Specialists Champion at the time, Sarah Price an ultimatum to get into line or she would be out of the WarGames match for Team Dynasty here at Territorial Invasion and off Elite Answers Wrestling as a whole if she did not cooperate with the both of them. With that being said a week later the decision was final, with things going to an outcome that we all wouldn’t expect, Sarah Price was stripped of the Specialists Championship immediately, out of the WarGames match being replaced by the Universal Women’s Champion, Serena Bennett, and off of Friday Night Dynasty.
With that it now leaves us with a vacated Specialists Championship amidst all the chaos. The future of this title will be talked about now as we must move on, Which we are now introducing the Vice President of EAW, a man who needs no introduction, HRDO.
(The camera pans out away from Molly which gives a clear shot of the mantle with the Specialists Championship on it once more as the Vice President, HRDO is seen on the other side of the mantle which holds the title. It doesn’t take long before he begins to speak)
HRDO: Molly said it all for me, but the Specialists Championship holds a lot of value here in the Land of Elite. From the late, great Brody Sparks and her record reign back in December 2016 all the way to June 2017 at Pain For Pride which will not be forgotten. To the fact that the Specialists Championship has influenced many of the elitists of today, not barring the fact that our current Universal Women’s Champion and member of the WarGames team for Dynasty, Serena Bennett, was a former Specialists Champion back in 2019, and also the fact that our current Interwire Champion and Team Captain of Showdown in the Brand Warfare match, Consuela Rose Ava, is a record-breaking 3-time Specialists Champion, which is a very tall feat considering the competition she’s had to go through ever since winning it for the first time back at Pain For Pride X in 2017 and will not go without remembrance.
With that long pedigree we do not forget that it takes the best to win the title, and Sarah Price is no exception to that when she first won it just a few months ago. Scratching and clawing, and ending Darcy May Morgan’s reign back at Gateway To Glory 2020, it is very unfortunate to see her reign end like this without a proper sendoff. But with that we cannot change the past, rather find a future for this title while we have it here, and when one door closes another one opens. And it is now time of course, to give another woman a chance to etch her name into history holding this prestigious title and going under a line of superb Specialists Championship holders in the past.
And with that we now have confirmation that starting after Territorial Invasion, there will be a 8-woman tournament to crown a new Specialists Champion consisting of some of the best female elitists around that will conclude next month at one of the brand exclusive FPVs if it be Dynasty’s House of Glass, Showdown’s Reasonable Doubt, or Voltage’s Wicked Games, that is undetermined. There are several women on the rosters currently that the General Managers of each show, Captain Charisma of Voltage, StarrStan of Dynasty, and Ryan Wilson of Showdown, want to give opportunities to and they are very excited to announce the competitors of this tournament…
(HRDO gives a pause of suspense to create from tension in the area for a moment before continuing to speak)
HRDO: At a later date.
(Molly clears her throat for a moment trying to get his attention after he would speak)
Molly Waters: :noah: Are we really sure? Would it be that hard to give us a hint about who’s in the tournament or something along the lines of that?
HRDO: Well I wish I could, but we all must keep our patience for a little while longer as all of the details about that 8-woman tournament will be revealed at another time, not tonight. But that’s something more to get excited for in the future as we can’t forget that we also have information about the upcoming return of the Grand Prix tag team tournament coming soon as well. But not now of course.
Molly Waters: Well, thank you for confirming everything, and thank you for joining me today HRDO.
HRDO: Pleasures all mine.
(Both of them look to the cameras with beaming smiles as Territorial Invasion fades out and transitions to elsewhere)
(After the match graphic flashes across the screen and the audience reactions, Territorial Invasion cuts down to the ringside area. Bella Braxton flashes a smile to the camera.)
Bella Braxton: The Following Contest is Scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: It is a tag team match to determine the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS to the Unified Tag Team Championships!
(The Crowd Roars)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from the warehouse! Weighing in at 290 pounds! Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Mr. Jacobs, he is AZRAEL!!!!!
(The arena goes dark, red lights and smoke form at the beginning of the entranceway as Girei by Yasuharo Takanashi begins to play, Mr. Jacobs walks out with Azrael behind him, he has a collar and chain to hold back the monster until they get to the apron, that is when the music fades and it transitions to ‘The Phoenix’ by Fall Out Boy,)
Bella Braxton: His partner, hails from Stillwater, Oklahoma! Weighing in at 215 pounds! He is “THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN” DONOVAN DUKE!!!!
(Donovan Duke walks out pumped and ready for a chance at a tag team title match down the road. He looks around at the fans as they cheer, making his way to the apron, staring Azrael in the face, then sliding in as Mr. Jacobs unhooks the monster and he rolls into the first ring closest to the entrance with Duke.)
Persephone: These two together is odd.
James Peters: You know what Persephone, I have to agree, it is an odd pairing, can Donovan Duke trust a guy who looks like Azrael, obviously a very unstable man who has to be toted around by Mr. Jacobs, his brother, that is something we have yet to see. Especially against a team that has already formed and had some matches under their belts.
Rich Russillo: That is the key, can they work together. Donovan Duke chose this, and now let us see if he can pull it off against two men that are not only on the same page, they are destined for tag team greatness.
(Donovan stretches as Azrael waits in the corner. Duke’s them dies down replaced with “Player Haters’ Ball by Palisades”. Hannah Marin walks out, looking sexy as ever, before turning to see Jesse Barlow and Korey Gaines walk out. Gaines quickly runs and slides into the ring as Barlow slowly makes his way down the aisle.)
Bella Braxton: Their opponents! At a Total Combined Weight of 380 pounds! From Hoboken, NJ. And Oklahoma City respectively! Accompanied to the ring by Hannah Marin…. “THE VIRTUOUS” JESSE BARLOW! “THE AERIAL BASTARD” KOREY GAINES…. PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!!
(Gaines climbs the second rope and holds up two middle fingers while Hannah holds the ropes open for Barlow, he then poses with Hannah and Korey slides under their legs, staring right at Duke and Azrael.)
Persephone: Now they look more like a tag team, I need to ask Hannah what she does to her hair, looks silky smooth tonight.
James Peters: A very talkative Persephone we have right now, and these are two men who sky’s the limit. Both have had successful singles careers, and after Jesse lost his partner at the beginning of Season 14, he had been in search for a new one, enter Korey Gaines who has always been an impressive athlete missing that one last piece, Jesse could be it.
Rich Russillo: No doubt, Jesse Barlow has a way to influence people and he had all the right things to say at Korey, all this happening at Bloodsport and Parental Advisory is looking for some tag team gold.
(The music dies down, referee checks both teams and then rings the bell for the start of the match.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Jesse and Azrael are in the corners, as Donovan Duke and Korey Gaines start the match, with a second ring there, anything can happen as they circle the ring, and locking up.)
James Peters: An Oklahoma clash is what we have here tonight, two men from the great state and they are locking up, Duke drops a knee getting some leverage, pushing Gaines against the ropes and we have a clean break. Duke has such a great amateur wrestling background; he is a technician in the ring against one of the premiere highflyers on the EAW roster. Gaines looks a little surprised at the rope break. They circle around again, lock up and this time Duke gets behind Gaines, lifts him in the air and takes him down to the mats, Dukes rolling around on top of Korey before he slaps him on the back of the head! Oh Gaines isn’t going to like that!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke is showing his amateur background and technique, I don’t think Korey had an answer for it yet. He is back up to his feet, they tie up again, this time Gaines pushes Duke to the ropes, a forearm! No Clean break! Gaines Irish Whips Duke to the ropes, no a reversal and Gaines sprints off, Duke drops to the mats, Gaines jumps over, coming back, Duke with a leapfrog! Gaines bounces off the ropes, Duke goes for a back body drop but Gaines lands on his feet! Duke turns around right into a hip toss! Duke gets up and Gaines with a quick arm drag, but Duke is back on his feet running at Gaines who leap frogs, NO! DUKE HITS THE BRAKES AND CATCHES GAINES! OVER THE HEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Korey Gaines quickly rolls out of the ring and there is Jesse Barlow and Hannah Marin to check on him!
Persephone: Get in the ring…. Jeez.
Rich Russillo: That didn’t take long. The referee is ready to administer the count, but Barlow is arguing with him, stalling time so Korey can get back composed and try to figure out Duke. He rolls into the ring, Donovan Duke is right there, a kick to the midsection! Barlow back in his corner, another kick! Duke with a whip into the turnbuckle! He charges in! No! Gaines with a Sunset Flip! He has Duke for a quick cover!
ONE!!!
TW….
James Peters: Not even a two count! Korey now using his speed, running against the ropes, HURRICARANA on Duke! Korey springs off the ropes with a bulldog! NO! Duke catches him, adjusting into a GERMAN SUPLEX AND A PIN!
ONE!!!!
TWO…..
James Peters: Gaines kicks out! Duke getting up but Korey hops over his back into a Schoolboy!
ONE!!!!
TWO…..
James Peters: Duke Kicks out! Korey hops on his shoulder! VICTORY ROLL! KOREY HAS HIM!
ONE!!!!!
TWO….
James Peters: AND DUKE REVERSES AND HE HAS GAINES PINNED!
ONE!!!!
TWO…..
Rich Russillo: Kick out by Gaines, they both kip up and look at each other as the crowd cheers! There almost seems like a mutual respect between the two men who are nodding at each other. It is early in this match but what we are seeing here is wrestling at its purest form.
James Peters: It really is.
Persephone: Yeah, its boring. Someone throw in a chair or something, this is VOLTAGE!
James Peters: Voltage has some of the best wrestlers in the world Persephone. It’s not always about carnage and mayhem like we see on a weekly basis, this is tag team wrestling with high stakes. Duke and Gaines circle the ring again, Duke has a side headlock, Gaines pushes him, no! Duke hangs on and tags in Azrael! The monster is in now and he grabs Gaines lifting him up overhead in a Guerilla Press Slam! HE LAUNCHES GAINES HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING RIGHT INTO THE CORNER OF JESSE BARLOW WHO IS LOOKING ON IN SHOCK! I don’t know if he wants to tag in!
Rich Russillo: What a contract in styles! Duke wrestles, Azrael comes in and basically manhandles Gaines, but he made a mistake, throwing him into the corner! Jesse Barlow though reluctantly is tagging in and look at the face of Barlow, he doesn’t even know what to make of this beast! He can’t go toe to toe with him, he has to use his speed and smarts. Barlow goes for the leg! He hooks it and is trying to take him down and Azrael is looking down at him like a mosquito just bit his leg! He grabs Barlow by the hair…. LIFTING HIM UP FOR A CHOKE! THE REFEREE QUICKLY WITH THE COUNT!
1….2…..3…..4……
Rich Russillo: Mr. Jacobs yelled at Azrael to let go of the choke! Jesse falls to the mats; he is trying to get to the ropes and away from this thing! Azrael grabs him by the ankles, Barlow gets to the ropes but Azrael stretching him out! Barlow hanging for dear life…. And AZRAEL SLAMS HIM INTO THE MATS! Barlow is writhing in pain! He went back first after catching like ten feet of air! The monster picks him up by the neck, whipping Barlow into the turnbuckle, running at him, NO! Barlow gets out of the way pointing to his like he outsmarted him but what Jesse doesn’t realize that big ugly thing is standing right behind him! Turn around Jesse!
Persephone: Look at his face! Hannah is screaming at him, turning around and Azrael scoops him up, a running powerslam….. oh, Jesse was able to sneak off his shoulders, that was smart…. Still boring.
James Peters: Azrael turns into Jesse, ENZINGUIRI by Barlow! He now hops on the top rope, the monster is staggered, leaping off with a corkscrew elbow! Barlow again running into ropes, SIDEWALK SLAM BY AZRAEL CATCHING BARLOW! We could have a quick cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
James Peters: Jesse Barlow powers out! He quickly tries to get to the ropes, Azrael though grabs him by the ankle and drags him to the corner, he tags in Duke! Donovan Duke with some stiff kicks on Barlow, picking him up and setting up, SNAP SUPLEX! Duke rolls over, as Barlow gets back to his feet, Duke with a Belly To Belly! He doesn’t go for the cover, instead he picks Barlow back up, pointing at Azrael who place up his boot, ramming Barlow into the BOOT! Barlow and Gaines haven’t been able to get out of the gates! Donovan has Barlow, throws him into the ropes, goes for clothesline, no he misses as Barlow ducks, turning into gg2ez! The stiff arm to the face and Duke is stunned, Jesse Barlow grabs Duke and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DUKE CLEARS BOTH SETS OF ROPES INTO THE OTHER RING! Barlow quickly tags Gaines!
Rich Russillo: This was the break that Parental Advisory needed! They needed to find an opening and that, yes, they have! Gaines runs to the turnbuckles, he is climbing them from ring one, waiting as Duke is slowly getting up on his feet! 720° CORKSCREW SPRINGBOARD DDT FROM RING ONE ALL THE WAY TO RING TWO! DONOVAN DUKE IS IN TROUBLE BUT KOREY CANNOT PIN HIM IN RING TWO!
Persephone: Finally, something exciting, this match was a snoozer.
Rich Russillo: Whatever Persephone, you wouldn’t know good wrestling if it bit you in the silicones.
Persephone: Ahem, these are real.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, and Azrael is an underwear model.
James Peters: Korey grabs Duke and launches him into the center of both rings, that metal divider is there, Korey grabs Duke, he lifts him up for A PILEDRIVER ON THE METAL! OH COME ON HOW IS THIS LEGAL!?
Rich Russillo: IT TECHNICALLY IS PART OF THE RING! GAINES IS POINTING TO JESSE! BARLOW CLIMBS THE ROPES….. SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL DIVIDER! DUKE IS DONE! THE REFEREE IS ESCORTING BARLOW OUT OF THE RING AND KOREY IS DRAGGING DONOVAN DUKE IN THE RING! STICK A FORK IN HIM…. HE IS DONE!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: Damn it.
James Peters: AZRAEL BREAKS THE COUNT! BUT DUKE IS NOT MOVING! GAINES IS PICKED UP BY AZRAEL! AND THROWN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! AZRAEL IS POUNDING AWAY ON GAINS! THIS LOOKS LIKE IVAN DRAGO AND APOLLO CREED! AZRAEL HAS LOST IT AND THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO BREAK UP THE MELEE! HE MAY GET HISMEFL DISQUALIFIED! HERE COMES MR. JACOBS TO STOP HIM! Wait, look at Barlow, he is dragging Duke to his corner, screaming for Gaines to tag him. Korey is able to slip away as they hold the monster back. Korey tags Barlow who climbs the second rope, right into a SOMERSAULT LEG DROP! THIS IS IT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE……
Rich Russillo: DUKE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! HOW THE HELL IS THIS KID STILL IN THE MATCH AFTER THAT!? Barlow is incensed! He can’t believe it! He starts punching him with lefts and rights, trying to keep him down! He grabs Duke and whips him into the turnbuckle, a straight shoulder block! Followed by a bulldog! Barlow with the cover again!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE……
Persephone: This guy is not human.
James Peters: DUKE KICKS OUT AGAIN! THE YOUNG MAN IS SHOWING SO MUCH HEART AND HOW BAD HE WANTS THIS! BARLOW TAGS IN GAINES, WHAT ARE THEY DOING!? BARLOW WITH A BEAR HUG, GAINES AGAINST THE ROPES…… HUGE FLYING CRESCENT KICK BY PARENTAL ADVISORY! THIS COULD BE I…. NO! THEY BOTH TURNED INTO A MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE BY AZRAEL! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD AND THAT BOUGHT DONOVAN SOME TIME WHO IS NOW SLOWLY STIRRING! THIS KID IS TAPPING INTO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING HE HAS LEFT! COME ON DONOVAN!
Rich Russillo: Gaines is the legal man in, he is slowly getting up as Azrael is back in his corner. Korey is getting up; he grabs Donovan Duke and DEALER’S CHOICE! THE SPINNING BACK FIST JUST STUNNED GAINES, HE IS WOBBLY ON HIS LEGS, DUKE SCOOPS HIS LEGS UP AND WAIT…. GIANT SWING!!!! GIANT SWING!!!!! DONOVAN DUKE IS SWINGING KOREY GAINES!
Crowd: 1….2….3….4…..5…..6…..7……8…….9……10……11……
Persephone: I think I’m going to be sick.
James Peters: DUKE IS NOT STOPPING!
Crowd: ….. 12……13……14……15…..16……17……18……19…….20……21…..
Persephone: Give me your coffee mug, I’m going to puke.
Rich Russillo: NO! PUKE OVER THERE!
James Peters: LOOK AT BARLOW! HE IS JUST STANDING THERE IN SHOCK WHILE KOREY SWINGS WILDLY!
Crowd: …..22…….23……..24……..25………26……..27……..28…….29…….30!
(Duke lets Korey Gaines go and stumbles himself some before the crowd roars in cheers.)
James Peters: DUKE FINALLY DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: JESSE BARLOW WITH THE SAVE AND THE PIN BREAK UP! DUKE HAD IT! 30 SWINGS! 30 SWINGS! DUKE IS TRYING TO GET TO THE CORNER! GAINES IS FINALLY STARTING TO STIR! HE IS CRAWLING TO BARLOW! DUKE TO AZRAEL…… TAG IN BARLOW! WAIT…. TAG IN AZRAEL! THE MONSTER IS IN! AND BARLOW IS ALREADY BACKING OFF BUT NOT FROM THIS MONSTER! AZRAEL HAS LOST IT! HE IS PUMMELING BARLOW TO THE MAT! BARLOW IS TRYING TO GET AWAY! HE ROLLS UNDER THE RING BUT AZRAEL IS RIGHT AFTER HIM! BARLOW SLIDES INTO RING 2! AZRAEL FOLLOWS! BARLOW WITH THE SITTING DUCK! THAT CAUGHT AZRAEL BY SURPRISE! BARLOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! MISSILE DROPKICK! THE REFEREE THOUGH IS TRYING TO GET THEM BACK IN THE FIRST RING! WAIT GAINES IS IN, DUKE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SPEAR! GAINES IS DOWN!
Rich Russillo: AZRAEL IS STILL ON HIS FEET! HE IS TEETERING! BARLOW BACK TO THE TOP ROPE HE GOES FOR A FLYING BODYPRESS! NO! AZRAEL CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR! HE PICKS HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD…. LAUNCHING BARLOW ON TOP OF A GAINES FROM RING TWO INTO RING ONE! AZRAEL WALKS BACK INTO THE FIRST RING, PICKS UP BOTH PARENTAL ADVISORY BY THE NECK…… DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! AZRAEL TAGS IN DONOVAN DUKE WHO CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE, NOW HE CLIMBS AZRAEL’S SHOULDERS! FROGSPLASH BY DUKE ON GAINES! WE HAVE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: KOREY GAINES GETS A SHOULDER UP! HOW DID HE DO THAT!?
Persephone: This is ridiculous. This needs to end and like now!
(Hannah Marin is relieved, hitting the mats in frustration. Barlow is rolling out of the ring. Duke looks up at the referee holding up three fingers, but the referee holds up two. Duke picks up Gaines by the hair, locking in a front face lock….)
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN DUKE WITH THE DOUBLE DOWN! HE SIGNALS THE TORNADO DDT! NO! GAINES PUSHES HIM OFF! DETONATION KICK CONNECTS! DONOVAN TOOK THAT FLUSH IN THE FACE! GAINES JUMPS FOR THE TAG! BARLOW IS IN AND HE GRABS DUKE! WHIPPING HIM INTO THE ROPES, FLYING CLOTHESLINE! BARLOW STARTS KICKING A MUDHOLE IN DUKE! HE IS ALMOST POSSESSED BUT I ALSO THINK THAT IT IS DESPERATION! HE SEES THE LONGER THIS MATCH GOES AND THAT MONSTER IS IN THERE IT COULD MEAN THE DIFFERENCE! BARLOW HAS DUKE, HOOKS HIM UP FOR A DDT, NO DUKE FLIPS BARLOW OVER! WHO HITS THE MATS HARD! BARLOW IS UP ON HIS FEET; DUKE GOES FOR THE DOUBLE DOWN AGAIN! NO! BARLOW PUSHES OFF! EYE GOUGE! HE JUST POKED DUKE IN THE EYES! THAT STOPPED HIM COLD! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! BARLOW HOOKS HIS ARMS INTO THE BAMBINO BOMB! THAT HAS TO BE IT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE………
Persephone: COME ON!!!!
James Peters: THE RESILIENCY OF THIS KID! HE KICKS OUT! BARLOW IS SHOCKED! HE GRABS THE REFEREE! EVEN HANNAH IS ON THE APRON! THEY THOUGHT THAT WASD A THREE COUNT! WAIT! HERE IS MR. JACOBS…. HE GRABS HANNAH AND TAKES HER BACK TO THE FLOOR! HE IS YELLING AT HER TO STAY OUT OF THE MATCH! HANNAH IS SURPRISED! WAIT SHE IS BACK IN HIS FACE…… OH BOY, HERE COMES AZRAEL!
Rich Russillo: RUN HANNAH!!!
(Hannah turns and sees the monster coming after her and quickly throws her heels at him, she slides into the second ring and Azrael grabs her by the foot and trips her down, he slides in, grabbing Hannah by the neck and lifting her almost five feet off the ground….)
Persephone: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! HE IS GOING TO KILL HER! Wait…. Are those Jimmy Choo heels she threw at that ugly thing, you think we have the same size feet?
Rich Russillo: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE A WOMAN GET MURDERED AND HERE COMES…. Wait….. Donovan Duke? He is pleading with Azrael to let her go!?
Persephone: OMG, what a Gentleman! Chivalry isn’t dead! I still want those heels.
James Peters: Donovan Duke is pleading for Azrael to put her down, they don’t see Gaines and Barlow climbing opposite corners in Ring one….. DOUBLE DROPKICK ON DUKE AND AZRAEL! THEY ARE DOWN! HANNAH IS DOWN TOO! SHE WAS THE SACRIFICAL LAMB TO THE VIRTUOUS ONE! Jesse grabs Duke and throws him over the top rope! Duke is rolling into ring one! Barlow quickly gets in the ring, he tags Gaines! BARLOW WITH A DDT! GAINES OFF THE TOP A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! LANDS ON DUKE HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: DUKE KICKS OUT! DONOVAN DUKE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT! BARLOW AND GAINES ARE AT A LOSS NOW! THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! Gaines is shaking his head, he is climbing off the top rope again, this time, he is going for…. 405 CHIROPRACTOR…. NO! DUKE OUT OF THE WAY AND GAINES LANDS ON HIS KNEES! GAINES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN SLOWLY GETTING UP, DUKE HITS THE SOUTHERN CHARM! THE FACEBUSTER CONNECTS AND AZRAEL IS BACK IN THE CORNER! HOW MUCH MORE CAN THIS YOUNG MAN TAKE!? LAYS AN ARM ON GAINES FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…..
Persephone: Give it up Jesse! Just let the guy win! Why does he have to drag him off his partner!
Rich Russillo: It’s called wanting to win and becoming a Number One Contender! Jesse Barlow saved the match and now he wants a tag! Look at Donovan, he is already crawling to Azrael and that is the last thing Barlow wants. Screaming at Gaines who finally reaches over and tags! BARLOW RUNS IN AND DUKE DIVES! HE TAGS IN AZRAEL! THE MONSTER IS IN AND BARLOW CANNOT BELIEVE THIS AGAIN! HE CHARGES IN AND AZRAEL WITH THE BIG BOOT! BARLOW FALLS! HERE COMES GAINES SPRINGBOARD OFF THE SECOND ROPE! HE BOUNCED RIGHT OFF AZRAEL! HE FELL LIKE HE HIT A TREE! AZRAEL PICKS UP GAINES BY THE NECK! GAINES IS SQUIRMING, HE THROWS GAINES ON BARLOW! JESSE GETS UP STUMBLING RIGHT INTO AZRAEL WHO HITS THE WHIPLASH! THE RAMMING HEADBUTT JUST LAID JESSE BARLOW OUT! AZRAEL IS DOWN FOR THE PIN! THIS IS IT!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE……
(DING!!!!! DING!!!!! DING!!!!!)
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(Azrael gets up and holds his arms up in the air, the referee looks confused when suddenly Hannah Marin with a smirk on her face had prematurely rung the bell.)
James Peters: THAT JEZEBEL! SHE RANG THE BELL BEFORE THE HAND LANDED THREE THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER! SHE SAVES JESSE’S ASS! AZRAEL AND DUKE WERE GOING TO WIN! HANNAH WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE AND SHE IS DAMN PROUD OF THAT! WAIT, HERE COMNES MR. JACOBS! HE IS RIGHT IN HANNAH’S FACE…. OHHHHHHH! KICK RIGHT TO THE GROIN! MR. JACOBS GOES DOWN! THIS MATCH CONTINUES AND LOOK AT AZRAEL! HE RUNS RIGHT AT HANNAH AGAIN! SHE HOPS OVER THE RAILING BUT LOOK! DUKE IS TRYING TO CONTROL THE BIG GUY! HE TURNS AROUND AND FLOORS DUKE WITH A HUGE FOPREARM! HE HAS TURNED ON HIS OWN PARTNER! THAT THING HAS LOST IT!
Persephone: Fuck this, he is right at our table!
(Persephone jumps over the railing with Hannah, James Peters and Rich Russillo stand up and get away as Azrael picks up Donovan Duke….)
Rich Russillo: HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A CHOKESLAM! NO MR. JACOBS STOPS AZRAEL WHO DROPS DUKE! MR. JACOBS BARELY ABLE TO MOVE POINTS TO THE RING! AZRAEL GOES BACK INTO THE RING AS DUKE RECOVERS! BARLOW AND GAINES ARE STILL DOWN! AZRAEL IS IN THE RING! HE PICKS UP BARLOW! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET GAINES OUT… LOW BLOW ON AZRAEL! HE STIFLES THE MONSTER! BARLOW RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES…. NEVERMORE!!! HE HIT THE NEVERMORE BUT AZRAEL IS STILL UP!? BARLOW AGAIN…ANOTHER NEVERMORE!!!! AZRAEL IS DOWN TO ONE KNEE! BARLOW ONE MORE TIME…. NEVERMORE!!!!!!!!!!! AZRAEL IS DOWN! BARLOW TAGS GAINES! DUKE IS BACK UP AND RUNNING TO THE RING!
James Peters: THE LOW BLOW HAD ITS EFFECT! THREE NEVERMORE’S! GAINES NOW UP ON THE TOPR ROPE! THE OKIE DOKE! WAIT! GAINES ISN’T DONE! HE GETS BACK UP ON THE TOP ROPE AGAIN AND THIS TIME…… OKIE NAP TIME!!! GAINES ON TOP FOR THE COVER AND HERE COMES DONOVAN DUKE!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Duke dives into the ring!)
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: DUKE IS CUT OFF BY JESSE!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Donovan Duke falls to the mats, disappointed watching as Hannah is back in the ring grabbing Jesse and Korey out of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TO THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS……. PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!!!!!
(“Player Haters’ Ball by Palisades” begins to play throughout the arena, Jesse and Korey hug each other with Hannah surviving the onslaught as Donovan sits in the corner turnbuckle looking on in anger and disappointment while Mr. Jacobs checks on Azrael.)
James Peters: What a tag team match we saw here tonight between two teams that really wanted it but at the end of the day, some trickery was what cost Donovan and ultimately the unpredictable nature of Azrael that ultimate did them in, unlike the more polished team of Parental Advisory. Hannah played her part, we saw what I have to say was a breakout performance by Donovan Duke and what a bright future that young man has here in the EAW, but the night belongs to Jesse Barlow and Korey Gaines, they will go on to challenge for the Unified Tag Team Championships!
Rich Russillo: Huge win by Parental Advisory and you said it best, it came down to who was the better team but damn, that monster Azrael came out and looked unstoppable but like Jesse and Hannah always do now with Korey Gaines, they found his weakness, that being Jacobs and they took full advantage of it. Amazing tag team match here tonight and hats off to Donovan Duke and Azrael, they almost had it, almost!
Persephone: Is it safe?
Rich Russillo: She left her heels.
Persephone: Yes!
(Donovan Duke watches on as Jesse and Korey celebrate up the ramp. Azrael slowly sits up turning his attention at them too, Parental Advisory starts to laugh, pointing to them and celebrating.)
(Territorial Invasion fades into a commercial break.)
(A commercial for discounted anger management classes starring Myles & the kangaroo he hit with a Ripcord Running Knee Strike on that one Voltage)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS A TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR THE EAW PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(“Martyr (Waves)” by Polaris hits and the crowd greets Jalyn Garcia with a loud cheer. Jalyn Garcia, all you can see on his face is just determination. He’s determined to become the next PURE Champion.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….THE CHALLENGER….FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA…..WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS…..JJAAALLLYYYYNNN GGAARCCCIIIAAAAAA!!!!
Stew-O: I knew he would be here when he got drafted to Dynasty. I just knew him and the PURE Championship almost seemed perfect for each other. He’s ready to show he has what it takes to win his second championship here in this company, and by his focus the past few weeks and his words, I have a hard time not believing him. Nobody gave him a chance at Grand Rampage and he became a champion, can he do it again here tonight?
Jake Mercer: This fuckin hippie ass loser failed to bring the New Breed Title home to Dynasty. He choked when it mattered most. Doubt he will ever get over the hump again. Guys like him aren;t meant to be champions honestly.
Stew-O: :skip:
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana walks out with a mixed reaction. He scans the crowd as he holds the EAW PURE Title over his shoulder. He takes a deep breath before raising the title up high in the air before making his walk to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM…WEIGHING IN AT 200 POUNDS…..HE IS THE CURRENT REIGNING EAW PURE CHAMPION…..DDDRRAAYYY FFONNTTTAAANNNNAAAAA!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Safe to say the hidden gem in the Draft this year. Done nothing but exceed expectations. Maybe it was the stupid show Showdown that was truly holding him back and Friday nights is just what he needed in order to start fresh. He shocked the world when he beat Xander Payne in his first defense at Doomsday, and he looks to do it again here tonight in his first defense as champion.
Stew-O: Many people, including Jalyn, are calling him a fluke champion who would be lucky to make it past the first defense. What are your thoughts on that?
Flannery McCoy: Well, we’re about to find out. :wow:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! 2 OUT OF THREE FALLS! And now, Jalyn, and Dray step to the center of the ring, and both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Jalyn seems to have gotten the upper hand here as he has Dray in a side headlock, but Dray pushes Jalyn Garcia off of him, and then switches to the backside, and then lifts up Jalyn and slams him down with a back to belly suplex! Dray Fontana then has the front headlock applied now. Dray drops down the pressure on the back of Jalyn’s head, but Jalyn manages to get to a vertical base, and then Jalyn reaches back and connects with a snapmare dropping Dray forward, and then Jalyn Garcia connects with a dropkick to the back of the head of Dray!
Flannery McCoy: Jalyn is feeling pumped up in the early stages of this match as he lies in wait for Dray to turn around, and then Jalyn charges full speed, but Dray Fontana sidestepped it and sends Jalyn Garcia flying to the ropes, Jalyn rebound…AND DRAY CONNECTS WITH A SPINEBUSTER! BUT NO!! JALYN GARCIA SOMEHOW REVERSES THAT INTO AN ARM DRAG! Dray is back on his feet in the corner trying to catch his breath, and IN COMES JALYN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE HIGH KNEE IN THE CORNER! JALYN THEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A BULLDOG IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Jalyn’s words of being superior looking mighty true in the early goings!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn then leaps up high in the air and looks to drive his knee into the face of Dray, but Dray moved out of the way, but Jalyn saw it coming and then connects with a standing moonsault right onto the chest of the PURE Champion! A cover!
OOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: And the kickout from the champ, and Jalyn Garcia has a smile on his face as he begins to pick up Dray from the mat, but DRAY OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT THAT STUNS JALYN BACKWARDS DOWN TO ONE KNEE! DRAY FONTANA RUNS AND DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE OF JALYN! WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS! And now Dray Fontana checks his lip for blood as he kicks the head of Jalyn, before beginning to stomp away at the challenger on the mat! Dray Fontana is showing a ruthless mentality right now as he mounts on top Jalyn and begins to rain down the right hands and elbow shots! Jalyn is trying to cover up, but it seems to be having no effect as Dray is breaking right through!
Jake Mercer: God damn man, and now Dray picks up Jalyn with ease and puts him in position for a suplex. And Dray connects with a snap suplex! But Jalyn is using his foot blocking it from happening! But Dray uses his weight advantage and gets Jalyn up in the air…what in the world could he be thinking?! BUT JALYN DRIVES HIS KNEE DOWN ON THE TOP OF DRAY’S HEAD! Jalyn Garcia floats over and faces the back of Dray Fontana, and he kicks the back of the leg of Dray dropping him down to a knee, and then Jalyn runs to the ropes besides him and then he drives his knee right into the side of Dray’s head knocking him down! JALYN BENDS DRAY BACK AND HE’S GOING FOR **SHOCK N AWE!!!** THE ROLLING CUTTER ALREA FROM JALYN GARCIA!
Stew-O: BUT DRAY FONTANA TWIRLS OUT OF IT, AND HE PUSHES JALYN FORWARD OFF AND AWAY FROM HIM! Jalyn turns around and runs at Dray–BACK BODY DROP BY DRAY FONTANA ON JALYN GARCIA! Jalyn stands up and then Dray Fontana follows the back body drop by running at Jalyn and clotheslining him over the top rope! Both him and Jalyn go over the top rope, and both men landed on their feet on the apron. Both men stand and exchange shots with one another on the apron! Dray! Jalyn! Spinning kick to the midsection from Jalyn and Jalyn seems to be the one in control now! And then an uppercut from Jalyn! AND OH NO!! HE PUTS DRAY BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE’S NOT REALLY GONNA TRY TO PILEDRIVE DRAY OFF THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR IS HE?! HE IS–
Flannery McCoy: OH MY LORD!!!!! JALYN GARCIA JUST PILEDROVE DRAY OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!!! :damn: DRAY FONTANA MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN NECK!!
Stew-O: Jalyn now, picks up Dray and slides him inside the ring. Jalyn follows suit and goes for the cover! Dray is fucking out!
OOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA SOMEHOW KICKED OUT! HOW IN THE FUCK?!?! And now it’s Jalyn who transitions into a headscissors headlock on the grounded Dray Fontana! Jalyn is wrenching back on the submission, and it’s doing so much damage to that questionable neck of Dray! Dray may have to tap to live to fight another fall!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana refuses to let that happen as he continues to try scratching and clawing trying to find a way out of this, and DRAY THROWS HIS LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! That is his first rope break out of three in this match-up.
Stew-O: Now, Jalyn doesn’t waste any time in getting Dray back up–BUT DRAY CONNECTS WITH A HARD FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE! DRAY FIGHTING BACK! BUT THEN JALYN CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF DRAY FONTANA! DRAY FONTANA STUMBLES BACK AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES–INSIDE CRADLE BY JALYN GARCIA!!
OOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL….JALYN GARCIA!!!
Stew-O: OH MY! That came out of literally nowhere, and now Dray Fontana, now’s the time he has to prove he’s not a fluke champion like everyone has been saying about him for weeks now. He has two beat Jalyn Garcia two straight times! Can he do it?!?!
Jake Mercer: We’re about to find out! :lupe: And Jalyn walks up to Dray and grabs him by the hair, but Dray grabs the tights of Jalyn and pulls him back and Jalyn goes through the middle rope to the outside floor! Jalyn hops up on the apron and tries entering through the second rope, but Dray was waiting for him and grabs the head of Jalyn…AND HE REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF JALYN! That was enough to drive Jalyn back out through the second rope and collapse to the outside floor!
Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! The momentum has swung in Dray’s favor now as he throws Jalyn back inside the ring now. Dray slides inside the ring and awaits behind Jalyn to turn around! Running lariat from Dray! But no! Jalyn counters and turns it into a swinging neckbreaker–BUT THEN DRAY FIGHTS OUT OF THAT! Dray pushes Jalyn forward once more, and then….JALYN GARCIA WALKS RIGHT INTO THE CROSSFACE FROM DRAY FONTANA! DRAY TOOK HIM DOWN IN ONE SWIFT MOTION! WHAT IS JALYN GONNA DO HERE?!
Jake Mercer: The little hippie is trapped, and now he has his hand up as if he’s going to tap, but then changes his mind as he shakes his head no! He knows he’s got the advantage already being up one fall to nothing and don’t wanna surrender it so quickly and easily. Dray is still screaming at Jalyn to tap as Jalyn is still refusing, trying to reach for the bottom rope! AND JALYN ROLLS AND SOMEHOW TURNS INTO INTO A PIN!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DRAY FLIPS BACK OVER AND HAS THE CROSS FACE LOCKED IN ONCE AGAIN! DRAY IS WRENCHING BACK AND ALMOST BENDING JALYN GARCIA IN HALF LIKE A PRETZEL!
Flannery McCoy: Jalyn knows he’s still a bit from the ropes, and….Jalyn grabs the hands of Dray and then somehow manages to release the grip on his face as he puts his head down to prevent it from being locked in once more. Dray tho then pops up and then begins to hammer away at the back of the head of Jalyn Garcia! Throwing countless leaping forearm shots to the back of the head! Dray Fontana is in control now as he grabs the foot of Jalyn and drags him to the center of the ring, and he tries setting up for something–BUT JALYN USES HIS FREE FOOT AND KICKS DRAY IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY!!
Stew-O: Jalyn uses his feet and pushes Dray backwards and Dray actually landed on the back of his head against the second turnbuckle! Dray’s in the corner holding his head, and meanwhile, Jalyn is back up to his feet and then sees Dray as a sitting duck in the corner! JALYN RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING BODY SPLASH IN THE CORNER! JALYN HOLDS DRAY UP IN THE CORNER NOW…KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM THE LITTLE MAN! AND THEN ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP! A THIRD ONE! AND THEN A FOURT! A FIFTH! Dray’s chest is starting to look like raw hamburger meat! AND NOW JALYN HOPS ON THE SECOND ROPE AND TOWERS OVER DRAY! AND NOW BEGINS TO RAIN DOWN THE RIGHT HANDS!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGH–
Flannery McCoy: DRAY FONTANA GOES UNDERNEATH, AND NOW HAS JALYN SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS–SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! THERE’S THE COVER FROM DRAY!
OONNNNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: And Jalyn Garcia kicks out! You have to think now that the longer this match goes, the more it benefits Jalyn because Dray knows he’s down a dall, and eventually gonna get tired out.
Jake Mercer: Well Dray made it clear this past week he will do whatever it takes necessary to remain PURE Champion. He’s still got a long way to do that. Jalyn looks to be setting up for something as he awaits early for Dray to rise to his feet. Dray is up, and then Jalyn runs off the ropes–AND JALYN RUNS INTO A SPINNING BACK FIST FROM DRAY! That might have been out of desperation for Dray there. It did the trick as it buys him some time. Both men are down now!
Stew-O: Jalyn and Dray are on both knees looking at one another, and now both men once again begging to exchange shots at one another! DRAY FONTANA THO, DRAY USES HIS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM! JALYN LOOKS TO BE IN TROUBLE NOW AS DRAY PICKS HIM UP OFF THE MAT. DRAY STANDS UP AND PICKS JALYN UP AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS! WHAT COULD HE PERHAPS BE GOING FOR HERE?!
Flannery McCoy: DRAY FONTANA HAS JALYN UP FOR PERHAPS A POWERBOMB, BUT NO!!! JALYN GARCIA REVERSED IT INTO A HURRICANRANA AND IT SENT DRAY FONTANA FACE FIRST OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! JALYN SEES DRAY FONTANA IN POSITION….**SPIKE RANA**!!!!! JALYN SPIKES DRAY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!! JALYN WITH THE COVER! IS JALYN GONNA SWEEP DRAY?!?!
OOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA STAYS ALIVE AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn thinks of what next to do, and he knows he can’t give a competitor like Dray any time to recover. Jalyn then begins to pick up Dray off the mat, but he seems to be struggling. Dray looks like dead weight at the moment. OH MY–
Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA DROPS JALYN BY THE LEGS AND FLIPS FORWARD WITH THE JACKNIFE PIN!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: DID HE GET HIM?!
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL…..DRAY FONTANA!!!!
Stew-O: HE DID! THEY BOTH STOLE ONE ONE EACH OTHER, AND NOW IT’S TIED 1-1! WHO WANTS TO BE PURE CHAMPION THE MOST IS THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION NOW!
Jake Mercer: The referee gets some separation between the two competitors, and now both men catch their breath before stepping to the center of the ring. Both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie up once more! Dray uses his and applies a side headlock, and then flipping Jalyn over with an amateur wrestling style takedown! Dray has the headlock applied on the mat, but then Jalyn uses his legs and has the headscissors around the head of Dray which causes Dray to release the headlock! Dray Fontana frees himself and rolls away from Jalyn. Dray is pulling himself up with the ropes, and at the opposite end of the ring, Jalyn Garcia kips up!
Stew-O: Clothesline from Jalyn! Another clothesline from Jalyn! Dray is up and the swings for the head, but Jalyn ducked underneath it….AND JALYN GARCIA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING BACKSTABBER!!! JALYN GARCIA HOOKS THE LEG!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! And Jalyn wasting no time as he runs up to the top rope, and he begins to set up something. HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE KINGS REGNUM!!!!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION IS UP AND HE RUNS UP THE TOP ROPE!! JALYN ISN’T AWARE AS HIS BACK IS TURNED!!! DRAY FONTANA IS GOING FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE–
Jake Mercer: HOLY FUCK! JALYN LANDED ON HIS FEET! JALYN THEN SEES DRAY SITTING ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE RUNS AND STAND SON HIS HAND IN THE CORNER AND HAS THE LEGS WRAPPED AROUND THE HEAD OF DRAY ON THE TOP ROPE–REVERSES HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE! DRAY IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAY FONTANA IS ON BOTH HANDS AND KNEES….AND JALYN GARCIA RUNS UP ON DRAY AND CONNECTS WITH A SOCCER STYLE KICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF DRAY! DRAY JUST GOT HIS CLOCK CLEANED! AND NOW…..JALYN PICKS UP DRAY! JALYN IS SETTING UP FOR IT–
**SSSSTTTAARRRR CCCHHHAASSEEERRRR!!!!!**
Stew-O: IT CONNECTED!!! JALYN THEN CRAWLS OVER AND MAKES THE COVER! WE’RE GONNA CROWN OURSELVES A NEW PURE CHAMPION!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE SPOTS DRAY’S FOOT UNDERNEATH THE ROPES!!!
Stew-O: YOU’RE KIDDING!!!! GREAT RING AWARENESS BY THE CHAMPION! Jalyn can’t believe it!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn knows he has to stay on the attack, and that’s exactly what he’s doing. He goes up top, and he’s looking for the dagger! Jalyn is going for something he failed at doing earlier in this match, Jalyn’s going for KINGS REGNUM!!! JALYN FLIES!!!!–
Stew-O: DRAY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!! BUT JALYN SAW IT COMING AND HE ROLLS THROUGH IT BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THEN GOES FOR THE LARIAT…BUT DRAY DUCKED IT AND HAS HIM IN A GERMAN SUPLEX POSITION! GERMAN SUPLEX FROM DRAY FONTANA!! ANOTHER GERMAN FROM DRAY! AND THEN….A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX FROM DRAY AND SENDS JALYN’S HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Jake Mercer: JALYN IS ON WOBBLY LEGS HERE, AND I THINK DRAY CAN SENSE VICTORY HERE! **UXU**!!!!!!! THE DIASTER KICK FROM THE PURE CHAMPION! THE HOOK OF THE LEG NOW!!
OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: JALYN GARCIA WITH THE KICKOUT!!! And now it’s Dray who can’t believe it, asking the referee if that was really only a two count.
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana goes down and picks up Jalyn off the mat, but Jalyn slaps away the hands of Dray and throws a elbow to the face! FOREARM FROM DRAY!! AND NOW A UPPERCUT FROM JALYN!! AND JALYN THEN GOES FOR A LEAPING ENZIGUIRI–
Stew-O: ANKLE LOCK!!!!!! DRAY CAUGHT THE LEG!!! THIS IS DRAY’S DEADLY SIGNATURE ANKLE LOCK!! JALYN IS TRYING TO SLITHER AND SCRAMBLE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS AS HE IS IN SOME SERIOUS PAIN! DRAY IS YELLING DOWN AT JALYN TO TAP OUT!
Flannery McCoy: JALYN WON’T TAP! JALYN IS STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND JALYN IS FINGERTIPS AWAY–
Stew-O: DRAY DRAGS JALYN BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO FOR JALYN GARCIA NOW! THIS ONE IS ALL BUT OVER FOLKS!!
Jake Mercer: BUT WHAT THE FUCK!! JALYN SOMEHOW ROLLS THROUGH AND IT SENT DRAY FLYING FORWARD INTO THE CORNER!! JALYN IS UP LIMPING ON THE ANKLE….AND JALYN ROLLS UP DRAY FROM BEHIND!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: KICKOUT!! DRAY ESCAPES IT, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE UP AND CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER FULL SPEED!! JALYN GOES FOR THE RUNNING DOUBLE LEG LARIAT–BUT DRAY SIDESTEPPED IT! JALYN IS BACK UP AND THEN DRAY COMES CHARGING IN WITH THE KNEE, BUT JALYN MOVES THIS TIME! JALYN GRABS THE ARM OF DRAY AND TURNS HIM AROUND GOING FOR THE DISCORD KNEE–
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAY TURNED IT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!! DRAY ROLLS AWAY AND THEN PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER. DRAY NOW AWAITS FOR JALYN TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND TURN AROUND! DRAY CHARGES AT JALYN GOING FOR THE BIG BOOT…..BUT JALYN THIS TIME SIDESTEPS! AND JAYLN GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD–
Jake Mercer: DRAY DUCKED THE KICK, AND NOW HE’S FACE TO FACE WITH JALYN, AND THEN DRAY THROWS THE MOST VICIOUS FUCKING HEADBUTT YOU COULD EVER SEE!! HOLY SHIT! JALYN’S DAZED HERE GUYS!!
Stew-O: DRAY BACKS UP AND MEASURES…….**FONTANA 97!!!!!** IT CONNECTS!! DRAY FONTANA PUTS AN ARM OVER JALYN NOW FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO RETAIN THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP?!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Pure Water” hits as Dray rolls off of Jalyn exhausted. The referee lays the championship on his chest as he raises his hand.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND SSSTTTIILLLLL EAW PURE CHAMPION……DDRRRAAAAYYY FFFOONNNNTTAAAANNNNNAAAAAA!!!!
Stew-O: WOW! That headbutt out of nowhere is what did it. Dray Fontana was down one fall to nothing, and it looked like he was gonna lose several times, but he kept fighting, and this is what it resulted in!
Flannery McCoy: What a battle between two warriors! It would be stating the obvious when we say Jalyn has nothing to be ashamed of, but we’re gonna say that anyways! No doubt he’s gonna be a champion here on Dynasty in no time. But tonight, it was Dray’s night!
(The final shot is of Dray Fontana raising the PURE Championship high on the top of the ramp.)
(A commercial break is shown for the new Tarzan movie starring Jalyn Garcia is shown)
(The broadcast feed transitions to the backstage area of the Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, where the viewing audience now sees Drake King. He walks down the mostly empty hallways of the Stadium with a gold, ornate aspersorium [a water bucket] in one hand and an aspergillum [holy water sprinkler] in the shape of a small medieval flair in the other.)
(He dips the aspergillum into the water and waves it around, sprinkling droplets of his Holy Water onto the floor, the walls, production crates, basically any and every object or surface he comes across during his walk.)
(The audience in the stadium is heard booing as they watch Drake King cheerfully spread his sacramental blessing around the stadium. He eventually comes across a small group of Poons chatting amongst themselves quietly.)
(Upon seeing the Poons, his smiling face immediately folds down into a disgusted grimace. He stops in front of them and says nothing at first, bringing them to put a halt to their conversation and simply stare at him. He quickly decides to aggressively douse them with sprinklings of his Holy Water before continuing his procession, much to their dismay. He continues down the hall, perking back up into his cheerful state once something else catches his eye.)
Drake King: BOMMBBBACLAAAT!
(The camera follows as Drake picks up his pace and skips over towards SOSA Henderson leaning up against a wall Drake has yet to cleanse. The camera shows SOSA lifts his head up from his phone and looks around, curious to see what Drake is exclaiming at. But much to SOSA’s surprise, Drake walks straight up to his side with a smile.)
Drake King: Ay you, bwai! A weh di gwan, mi bredda?!
SOSA Henderson: :skip: !!! I know you not talking to me.
Drake King: (He kisses his teeth.) Jeezam peas, a wah mek you so vex wit mi, bwai?! Weh wrong wit yuh? Anyting or anybody weh deh trouble you, pay dem no mind, fren.
SOSA Henderson: The FUCK did you call me?!
Drake King: No mek time for badman with badmind, dem ‘angout wit too much dog so dah so they ah gwan. Dem battybwai neh want war wit you. Everyting gon be irie. 🇯🇲
SOSA Henderson: :dahell: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t put a bullet in your head right now and put an immediate end to whatever the fuck this is coming out your mouth.
Drake King: :whoa: Sorry, I just—assumed—
SOSA Henderson: Assumed what? :mjpls:
Drake King: :lupe: The locs. The potent marijuana smell. I—never mind. My sincerest apologies. I was only trying to…encourage you heading into your world title match this weekend. Let’s just forget this ever happened.
(SOSA scoffs then looks down at the objects in Drake’s hands.)
SOSA Henderson: What the fuck you even doing with all that shit, man?
Drake King: Blessed Holy Water, made fresh just this afternoon. I’m taking the necessary precautions before my War Games main event tomorrow night. I don’t want any bad vibes, any negativity, anything…un-Drakely to get in the way of Team Voltage’s eventual victory. It’s very important for us to pull off this win tomorrow, as it is the very first step in my pursuit to bring EAW to salvation. :blessed:
SOSA Henderson: :mjgrin: And Holy Water is your answer to that? You think baptizing this entire stadium is supposed to help you win?
Drake King: It’s a start, no? I don’t think it’ll do any harm. What else would you suggest I do, Brother Henderson?
SOSA Henderson: You can try and do what I do, I’d say it works damn well. Remain consistent. Stay motivated. I don’t give anybody one damn reason to ever doubt me or my skills, ya digg. Make sure that any motherfucker who ever doubted me or spoke down on my name throughout my journey won’t have a reason to ever speak ill on my name again after I finally get to call myself a world champion.
Drake King: :wow: That’s the spirit! I love the positive attitude. I can feel the good vibes just radiating off of you, SOSA! And here I was thinking you’d be struggling to get in the right mindset! My Holy Water must be more potent than I thought.
SOSA Henderson: Uhuh. :mjgrin:
Drake King: No, really! I’m proud of you, brother. It’s good to see that no matter what hardships you’ve faced in your career, that you still manage to find the strength within to keep up the good fight. ✊🏿
SOSA Henderson: How did you—fuck it, just please stop fuckin’ with me, Drake. I’m not gonna let you of all people throw me off when I have a match as big as this one coming up.
Drake King: But I mean it! No tricks up my sleeve, no ulterior motives, none at all! I only want what’s best for you, SOSA, and for EAW. So long as you’re able to maintain a positive attitude and put your best effort forward in order to help EAW become a better place, than I am happy. 😌 That attitude, right there, is what will win you that EAW Championship. Just like how I know that staying as focused and as selfless as I am will help bring Team Voltage their second War Games victory in a row. Speaking of which, there is still much to be done leading into it! I must get going. But I still look forward to watching your match, I can assure you I’ll be watching.
SOSA Henderson: As long as you know. Shid, tell you what. Drake. When I win that title, how ‘bout I give you a fair shot? For ole times sake?
(Drake smiles graciously as the audience is heard cheering positively at the hint of another match between Drake and SOSA.)
Drake King: :wow: It means so much that you would extend such a generous offer. But, regretfully, I must decline, as there are much more important things for
me to focus on, beyond mere championship pursuits. My efforts are…better suited elsewhere.
SOSA Henderson: iight, you go do that then. :mjgrin:
Drake King: Blessings unto you, Brother Henderson. 🕊
(Drake picks his aspergillum back up and sprinkles a few droplets on the ground around where SOSA Henderson stands. He then flashes a bright smile at SOSA before continuing down the hall. As he watches Drake leave, SOSA can’t help but to chuckle as he shakes his head, looking back down at his phone just as the Territorial Invasion broadcast fades elsewhere.)
(The arena gets quiet as Bella Braxton stands alone in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: This next match is this year’s BRAND WARFARE MATCH! This will be a 5 vs 5 vs 5 elimination tag team bout featuring five members from Showdown, Dynasty, and Voltage!!!
(“Father Stretch My Hands Part 1” by Kanye West begins to play.)
You’re the only power (power)
You’re the only power that can
You’re the only power (power)
You’re the only power that can
(The choir Kanye samples begins to play as our walks Charlie Marr with his arms stretched out from the black curtain.)
Future: If young Metro don’t trust you I’m gon’ shoot you
Kid Cudi: Beautiful morning, you’re the sun in my morning babe
Nothing unwanted
Beautiful morning, you’re the sun in my morning babe
Nothing unwanted
(Out walks the rest of Team Dynasty behind Captain Charlie as he begins walking down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: First, on their way to the ring…hailing from Soka, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds…accompanied by KOMATSU OGAWA…
Persephone: Wait, why? Why is he even here?!
Bella Braxton: HE IS THE SILENT KILLER…HE IS MITSUBACHI!
(We see MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa behind Charlie as Ogawa is going crazy for his boy MITSUBACHI!)
DeadPrez: This obsession Komatsu has for MITSUBACHI is something else. Ogawa has been praising MITSUBACHI nonstop and apparently has been allowed clearance to accompany his boy to the ring for this 5 vs 5 vs 5 match. I don’t know if Team Voltage or Team Showdown is cool with that but we will see how this goes!
Bella Braxton: Next..hailing from Verdun, France…weighing in at 220 pounds…THE UNFORGOTTEN…KHAMSIN!!!
(Khamsin enters after MITSUBACHI and cracks his neck as he surveys the arena before walking down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: Khamsin has a lot of experience in multi man matches but what people don’t know about him is he also was the winner of the first ever 17 man, 2 dogs, and a bear elimination chamber match!
Persephone: Two dogs? A Bear? 17 men? What?!
Jake Mercer: Oh yeah, In France, Khamsin beat 16 other men, two German Shepherds, and a Grizzley Bear in an elimination chamber match. This type of environment should be a cake walk for him!
Bella Braxton: Next…
???: (off-mic) GLTTTT! BOW!!! MOVIE!!! VIRAL!!!!!
Bella Braxton: Hailing from Brooklyn, New York…weighing in at 210 pounds…GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS…CHRIS ELITE!!!
(Chris Elite comes out from the back and is hyped up and ready to go.)
DeadPrez: This man is determined to bring this win home and take this entire show over. You can hear him screaming from all the way over here as Charlie’s theme song continues!
Persephone: Jesus, all these gang signs…he might get hit with a RICO case and get indicted if he doesn’t stop.
Bella Braxton: Next…hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…weighing in at 250 pounds…HE IS THE WRESTLING GENIUS…XANDER PAYNE!!!!
(Payne begins to walk out the black curtain but he isn’t walking at the same pace as his team. Xander shoulder bumps and rushes to the ring as he passes Charlie and the rest of the group.)
DeadPrez: Xander just walked through everybody and made his way right to the ring immediately. He’s very eager but the way he shoulder bumped Chris, Khamsin, MITSUBACHI, AND Charlie is very telling!
Bella Braxton: AND FINALLY…ON HIS WAY TO THE RING…HE HAILS FROM TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM…WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS…HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF TEAM DYNASTY…THE LOST DISCIPLE…CHAAAAAARLIE MAAAAAAAAARR!!!
DeadPrez: It’s The captain and he is looking locked in! Charlie leads three of the four members joining him to the ring as the isolated Xander is already in the ring stretching.
Jake Mercer: I’m going to be honest, this is the team I’m expecting to come out on top and that’s not including my bias for Friday Night Dynasty!
(Charlie’s theme fades out as “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes begins to play. Out walks Consuela Rose Ava as she is see with a Team Showdown shirt and her hands high in the air as she poses on stage.)
Bella Braxton: Next, on their way to the ring…
(Out walks Harlow behind Consuela as she stands on stage with her team captain.)
Bella Braxton: Hailing from Christchurch, New Zealand…weighing in tonight at 137 pounds…SHE IS MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN…HARLOW HARRISON!!!
Persephone: I saw Harlot come to Voltage and get laid out on the last episode and I expect the same thing tonight to be frank.
Jake Mercer: You wild. That’s a former Pure Champion right there and I expect Thicclow to be a valuable asset tonight. Emphasis on ASS. :singing:
Bella Braxton: Next up…hailing from Louisville, Kentucky…weighing in at 139 pounds…SHE IS THE BIRD OF PREY…RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
(Raven appears as Bella says her weight and she’s posing on the stage alongside Harlow and Consuela. The three queens of Showdown begin to slowly make their way down the ramp as Team Dynasty is ring side sizing them up.)
DeadPrez: Former New Breed champion, Former Cash in the Vault winner, former Unified Tag Team Champion, and of course former Universal Women’s Champion…Raven Roberts is a huge asset her self in matches like this!
Persephone: Ugh, I wish it was Rex and his huge asset! Emphasis on ASS! :singing:
DeadPrez: :nah~1:
Bella Braxton: Next…on his way to the ring…hailing from Rotterdam, Netherlands…weighing in at 269 pounds…HE IS THE ELITE ANSWER…S-K-A!!!
(Out walks SKA walks on stage slapping his massive chest and going nuts as he begins to follow his Team Showdown team mates down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: I might have to change my pick! :wow: SKA looks too excited and hype. Team Dynasty might have trouble with this guy AND those queens with him!
Bella Braxton: And their partner…hailing from Venice, California…weighing 210 pounds…HE IS THE INDUSTRY RULER…JAKE SMITH!!!!!!
(Out walks Jake with his cocky swagger. Jake poses on stage, pointing at Team Dynasty ring side, before pointing to the sky and saying his own name because he’s cool like that. Jake then points his thumb at himself before mouthing the word “BOOM!” And beginning to walk towards the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Yeah, cant forget about my name twin! Jake might be the dark horse to me tonight. I can see Jake pulling this entire team across the finish line!
Bella Braxton: AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING…WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS…SHE HAILS FROM FRIAS, SPAIN…THE PERFECTIONIST…CAPTAIN OF TEAM SHOWDOWN…CONNNNSUELA ROOOOOOOOSE AAAAAAVVVVAAAAAAA!!!
DeadPrez: Captain Consuela has a lot on her plate and she is the smaller of the three captains here. But she has arguably the biggest heart of anyone involved as she looks to take her team and her brand to victory tonight!
(Team Showdown makes it to another side of the ring as Dynasty climbs the apron and secures their own spot. As Consuela’s theme fades, “Starboy” by The Weeknd begins to tune up. Out comes The Starboi himself as Ahren Fournier leads his squad. Behind Ahren steps Myles as Bella begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Representing Team Voltage…hailing from Melbourne, Australia…weighing in at 227 pounds…he’s The Manifest…MYLES!!!
(Myles throws his hair back and flexes as he begins to walk down the ramp. Ahren stays on the stage and motions for the next Voltage elitists to come out and he does as out steps TLA with his cocky smile and his shimmying shoulders.)
Bella Braxton: Next up…hailing from Tlaxcala, Mexico…weighing 210 pounds…he is LA PANTERA SEXUAL…T-L-A!!!
Persephone: He’s not sexy. You know who is sexy?
Jake Mercer: Drake King and his amazing hair?
Persephone: No of course not. Never mind.
(Out walks after him the massive Terry Chambers as Ahren Fournier points to the ring and screams words of encouragement to his team mates.)
Bella Braxton: Next up for Voltage…weighing 257 pounds and haling from Detroit, Michigan…THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE…TERRY CHAMBERS!!!
Jake Mercer: That’s a big boi. Not big like he used to be but big like muscles and pecs and vascular and definition and that hair and
Persephone: (cough) gay.
Jake Mercer: :wow: Leave me alone!
(Terry Chambers, Myles, and TLA walk down the ramp as Ahren stomps his foot/hoove and demands the next member of Team Voltage to step up. Minerva obliges as she walks from behind the curtain.)
Bella Braxton: Next…hailing from Bucharest, Romania…weighing 122 pounds…SHE IS THE GYPSY MOTH…MINERVA!!!!
DeadPrez: One of the most talented and wicked wrestlers Elite Answers Wrestling has ever seen, one can only guess what she will do to secure the win tonight!
Bella Braxton: AND FINALLY…hailing from Pawtucket, Rhode Island…weighing 210 pounds…he is THE GOAT…HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF TEAM VOLTAGE…AAAAAHREEEEN FOOOOURNIEEEERRRR!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh jeez, he’s so confident right now. I might change my pick again! I’m sensing big goat energy right now!
DeadPrez: Boy flip flopping like crazy huh?
(All fifthteen elists begin to get on the apron as Ogawa begins circling the ring. The referee begins to check and see if everyone is ready.)
(Ding! Ding!)
DeadPrez: The match begins as we see Xander Payne representing Team Dynasty, Ahren Fournier for Voltage, and Consuela Rose Ava for Showdown. The three elitist begin circling the ring as Ahren fakes like he’s going for Conseula before lunging at Xander. Xander quickly evades him as the 12 other elitists standing on all the aprons rally behind their team mates inside the ring. Conseuela sprints at Ahren who ducks a clothesline and rolls out of the way as Xander rushes Fournier and grabs him from behind. Xander goes to lift Fournier off his feet but Ahren breaks the hold, turns, and drop kicks Xander as he plants his feet to his chest. Xander staggers back as he lands in his own team’s corner.
TAG!
Jake Mercer: Wait, what? We have our first tag of the match. It was MITSUBACHI! MITSUBACHI has decided against Xander Payne leading this team early on and Xander gives him a death stare right in the eyes. WAIT, LOOK! OGAWA! Ogawa accompanied MITSUBACHI to the ring and he’s snatching a microphone away from Bella Braxton! What the hell are these guys doing?
Komatsu Ogawa: YES! IT IS YOUR TIME MITSUBACHI! The rest of Team Dynasty must stand down! MITSUBACHI IS HERE TO TAKE THIS WIN HOME AND FINALLY GET THE SPOTLIGHT HE HAS ALWAYS DESERVED! JAPAN’S GREATEST EXPORT! THE MERCILESS MIGHT THAT AROSE FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN! YOU CANNOT STOP THE UNSTOPPABLE!
Persephone: Oh god. This kid’s talking like he’s managing Sexy Rexy or something.
DeadPrez: Team Dynasty is utterly confused as Ahren and Consuela are as well puzzled. Xander Payne already has looked disinterested with this team work aspect of the match shakes his head as he exits the ring and begins walking outside. Payne has not gotten back on the apron as he walks over to Komatsu Ogawa and gets face to face with him. Komatsu looks confused as MITSUBACHI begins yelling at Payne from inside the ring.
Komatsu Ogawa: C’mon Xander! Who died and made you the leader of this team? You, Charlie, Chris, and Khamsin need to relax and let that handsome Asian sensation carry this carnival of chumps to the biggest victories of your abysmal careers! You got this MITSUBACHI! ISN’T THAT RIGHT!? IT’S TIME FOR THE SILENT KILLER TO BEGIN HIS KILLING SPREE! IT STARTS WITH VOLTAGE AND SHOWDOWN AND AFTER WE FINISH THIS…each and everyone of you Dynasty cowards will be his victims! Especially this clearly Canadian bean bag chair built bum Xander!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI nods his head as he demands Xander Payne to get on the apron and support him. Xander looks at MITSUBACHI and then back at Ogawa, back at MITSUBACHI, and back to Ogawa.
DeadPrez: SLAP! XANDER PAYNE JUST SLAPPED KOMATSU OGAWA IN THE FACE AND BEGINS STOMPING HIM OUT RINGSIDE! MITSUBACHI IS LIVID AS HE BEGINS TO EXIT THE RING!
Persephone: NO! AHREN FOURNIER GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! MITSUBACHI IS HELPLESS AS AHREN DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! AHREN COCKS BACK A RIGHT HAND AND
DeadPrez: NO! AHREN MISSES THE HAYMAKER PUNCH AS MITSUBACHI BREAKS FREE AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! MITSUBACHI BOUNCES AND CHARGES AHREN…
Jake Mercer: ELBOW SMASH BY MITSUBACHI! He rocks Ahren Fournier as Fournier rolls backwards on the ground. MITSUBACHI stands tall still focused on The Goat as Conseula jumps into the fight. Conseula grabs the back of MITSUBACHI’s head and goes for a bulldog but MITSUBACHI shoves her away last second. Consuela stumbles forward, turns and ENZIGURI BY MITSUBACHI! MITSUBACHI clips the back of Consuela Rose Ava’s head as she gets to one knee. Ahren Fournier is on one knee as well as Consuela and Ahren look up to see a cocky MITSUBACHI rushes and KNEE STRIKE TO THE KNEELING CONSEULA! Ahren begins to get up as MITSUBACHI IS BACK UP AS WELL! FOURNIER CHARGES AND
Persephone: DISCUSS SHOOT KICK TO FOURNIER! AHREN IS DOWN AGAIN AS MITSUBACHI IS INDEED ON FIRE! THIS IS A REX LIKE PERFORMANCE SO FAR!
DeadPrez: Meanwhile, that boy Xander Payne is still stomping on Komatsu Ogawa. This shit crazy. MITSUBACHI has a crazy look in his eyes as he has an Ava and a Hall of Famer on the ground as even the other teams look surprised at how well he’s doing.
(Komatsu is begin pummeled by Xander as he manages to grab the microphone again.)
Komatsu Ogawa: MITSUBACHI! PLEASE! SAVE ME! SAVE ME FROM THIS FAT FAT MAN! PLEASE!
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Man shut the fuck up!
Persephone: PAYNE STOMPS EVEN MORE ON OGAWA’S HEAD AS MITSUBACHI TURNS AND MOTIONS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GO SAVE HIM! XANDER TURNS AND DARES MITSUBACHI TO GET INVOLVED AND…MITSUBACHI PULLS BACK! MY GOD! OGAWA HAS SHOWN SO MUCH LOVE FOR HIM, HAS SUPPORTED HIM, BUT MITSUBACHI LOOKS LIKE HE WON’T BE FOCUSED ON SAVING HIS NEW MANAGER AT THIS TIME!
DeadPrez: MITSUBACHI is back focused on his opponents as he turns and
Jake Mercer: LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!! KNEE OF DEATH BY CONSUELA ROSE AVA CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF MITSUBACHI! MITSUBACHI SPINS AS HE BEGINS FALLING…WAIT! AHREN’S RUSHING NOW!
Persephone: PROTECT YA NECK!!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL FOLLOWS THE KNEE OF DEATH AS AHREN FOURNIER FLIPS MITSUBACHI INSIDE OUT! AHREN PUT EVERYTHING INTO IT AS CONSEULA PLOPS DOWN ONTO MITSUBACHI FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: MITSUBACHI IS ELIMINATED!
Dynasty: 4
Voltage: 5
Showdown: 5
DeadPrez: First elimination of the match! MITSUBACHI had a surprisingly effective amount of offense in the beginning but clearly lost track and was abruptly finished by both Team Showdown and Team Voltage’s participants. Meanwhile, Ogawa is on the floor beaten to a pulp by Xander Payne who notices his team mates utterly angry at both MITSUBACHI’s selfishness and Payne not being a team player as well. Xander watches as Chris Elite begins to enter the ring…
Jake Mercer: NO! KHAMSIN SNEAKS IN! KHAMSIN IS REPRESENTING DYNASTY! Captain Consuela looks over to her team and sees a hand flying out begging to get involved. Consuela makes her way over and obliges.
TAG!
Persephone: SKA! She tagged in SKA…but why? He has no real experience in a match this big! What a dumb decision. Looks like we know who’s gone next.
DeadPrez: Don’t speak to crass, girl. SKA might surprise us as he quickly jumps in the ring. Ahren Fournier is looking at his team and sees Khamsin and SKA and decides to stay in the match. SKA steps up to the middle of the ring and…extends his hand to Ahren as Fournier looks back like he just saw the R-Kelly sex tape for the first time.
Ahren Fournier: (off-mic) Nah, I’m good. You don’t wash your hands from what I’ve seen.
DeadPrez: SKA shrugs his shoulder and turns to…NO! Khamsin rushes and slaps the taste out of SKA’S MOUTH! BITCH SLAP BY KHAMSIN AS THIS CATCHES SKA OFF GUARD AND ENRAGES HIM! Khamsin gets right into with SKA as SKA brings it back to him. The Egyptian and The Finnish elitist trade blows as Captain Ahren stalks them both. Fournier watches as SKA begins cracking Khamsin with heavy punches. Khamsin responds with a stiff backhand chop. SKA responds with a backhand chop of his own. Khamsin brings the fight back and UPPERCUT to SKA by Khamsin as SKA steps back and shakes off the effective blow. Khamsin gives a quick step towards SKA and CORKSCREW DROPKICK BY THAT BOY SKA AS HE ROCKS KHAMSIN!
Jake Mercer: Little know fact, SKA has a 42 inch vertical and used to play high school ball with The Chicago Bulls power forward Lauri Markkanen. He just displayed that hoop skill as he went vertical and kicked Khamsin beautifully as Ahren Fournier sees an opening and rushes in after SKA. SKA has incredible awareness as he turns and kicks Ahren in the gut as he approaches. Ahren bends forward as SKA scoops him up in the air and DROPS HIM WITH A SHIN BREAKER!
DeadPrez: WAIT! He’s not done! Shin breaker is then transitioned into a leg hook saI to suplex as Fournier goes flying as SKA muscles him up. SKA is showing his worth as he gets to his feet and
Persephone: JUMPING LARIAT BY KHAMSIN TO SKA AS SKA CRASHES ONTO THE GROUND! Khamsin pops up and is steaming as he is the last man standing. Team Showdown, Voltage, and Dynasty watch as Khamsin runs his finger through his hair and focuses on SKA. Khamsin begins circling SKA and BIG STOMP TO THE LEFT LEG OF SKA! Khamsin circles again and ANOTHER BIG STOMP TO THE RIGHT LEG OF SKA!
Jake Mercer: NILE RIVER LANDING, LADIES AND GENTS! Khamsin continues to circle and stomp onto the downed SKA as SKA is helpless to the abuse! Khamsin makes his way around the body of SKA and finds himself staring down at his head as Khamsin takes a deep breath. Khamsin leaps high and BIG STOMP ONTO THE HEAD OF SKA! Khamsin stands tall as he looks at Team Dynasty and points at them while saying “It’s over!” with his lips.
Persephone: He’s slow. They have to eliminate ten elitist and they are still down a man already. You’ve got a long way to go, Khamsin!
DeadPrez: Dynasty might be like the Denver Nuggets, they might play well from behind as Khamsin begins to drag SKA to his feet. SKA is hurt from that last major stomp as Khamsin kicks him in the gut and gets him into a perfect position. Khamsin wraps his arms around SKA’s body, lifts him onto one shoulder, and has him set up! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB TIME AS KHAMSIN GOES FOR THE DOMINUS-WAIT!
Jake Mercer: SKA SLIPS AWAY! SKA SLIPS AWAY AS KHAMSIN TURNS TO SEE SKA ROLL ON THE MAT! KHAMSIN BEGINS TO FOLLOW SKA AS SKA CRAWLS TOWARDS HIS OWN CORNER! A HAND EXTENDS FOR SKA AS SKA GOES FOR THE SAVE!
TAG!
Persephone: RAVEN ROBERTS TAGS IN THE MATCH AS SKA ROLLS ONTO THE APRON! KHAMSIN SMILES BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE WHO HE HAS TO FIGHT AS RAVEN ENTERS THE RING AND CHARGES BUT STOPS SUDDENLY ON A DIME AS SHE STARES AT KHAMSIN! Roberts begins backing up…I know Rex didn’t teach her this shit!
DeadPrez: Wait, Raven sees something as she takes a step back. Khamsin begins to take a step forward UNTIL AHREN TURNS HIM AROUND! Fournier rushes AND LEAPS AT KHAMSIN! THE CLIMAX! RIPCORD KNEE!
Persephone: NO! Khamsin uses his strength to catch Ahren in mid air as Ahren is helpless and being carried by-
DeadPrez: LOOK! IT’S RAVEN! KHAMSIN TURNS WITH AHREN IN HIS ARMS!
Jake Mercer: TALON! TALON CATCHES KHAMSIN RIGHT ON THE CHIN!
DeadPrez: CLAYMORE KICK BY RAVEN ROBERTS DROPS KHAMSIN AS AHREN FOURNIER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! RAVEN ROBERTS HAS KHAMSIN ON HIS BACK! Roberts sees Ahren rolling on the mat but focuses on Khamsin! Raven runs to the ring ropes, she begins climbing her own turnbuckle as Team Showdown is going nuts! The socially distances crowd is on their feet as Raven gets to the top of the turnbuckle…RAVEN EXPLODES OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN’S WINGS!!!! SPIRAL TAP BY RAVEN ROBERTS CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO KHAMSIN AS RAVEN’S LEGS SMASH ONTO HIS FACE! KHAMSIN IS OUT COLD, TEAM DYNASTY IS IN SHAMBLES AS RAVEN HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: KHAMSIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 5
Showdown:5
Dynasty: 3
Persephone: Talk about fowl play.
Jake Mercer: You mean FOUL PLAY.
Persephone: That’s what I said, Fowl Play.
Jake Mercer: No, you said FOUL PLAY. Foul with a U.
Persephone: How did you hear a U in that? They sound exactly the fuckin-
DeadPrez: NO! LOOK! KHAMSIN IS BEING ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AS AHREN FOURNIER BEGINS TO RISE BEHIND RAVEN! Dynasty is trying to see who is next up as Ahren charges Raven Roberts who has his back to him. Raven turns and PROTECT YA NE-NO!
Jake Mercer: Roberts ducks the clothesline from hell as LOOK! CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE LEAPS FROM THE APRON AND BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE IS DYNASTY’S NEXT LEGAL MAN! CHRIS ELITE SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE ROPES AND FLIES IN THE AIR AS AHREN SEES HIS FORMER ILLIONAIRES TAG TEAM PARTNER AIMING FOR HIM!
DeadPrez: THAT GOAT DUCKS AS CHRIS KEEPS FLYING! RAVEN IS IN HARMS WAY NOW! SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK SENDS RAVEN ROBERTS FLYING BACKWARDS!
Persephone: That crafty Ahren Fournier moved at the last second and Raven ended up taking the damage for not seeing him coming. Ahren gets to one knee and stares as Chris Elite looks down at Raven Roberts and
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Damn, hit the wrong dick eating…
DeadPrez: Big Bhris from The Blicky Boyz slowly turns to see Ahren in his team’s corner staring right back at him.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) BOZO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Chris rushes Ahren as Ahren-
TAG!
Persephone: WOAH! IT’S MYLES! MYLES HAS BEEN TAGGED IN BY AHREN AS AHREN EXITS THE RING!
DeadPrez: That boy Ahren has been in this match from the beginning and watched as two of Dynasty’s elitists have been eliminated already. Time for a breather as in enters Myles. Chris Elite and Myles lock up immediately as Raven Roberts begins to stir. Myles and Chris exchange blows. Right hand from Chris, left hand from Myles, open hand chop by Chris to Myle’s chest
Jake Mercer: The biggest breasts on Voltage and that includes Sienna Jade!
Persephone: Pfft, Rex’s chest is better. Those push ups have him so swoll!
DeadPrez: ANYWAY, MAN! DAMN! Myles throws a stiff back elbow as Chris Elite steps back. RAVEN RUSHES IN AND CRACKS MYLES WITH A MUAY THAI KICK TO THE THIGH! ANOTHER KICK BY RAVEN AS MYLES CATCHES IT IN THE OTHER THIGH NOW! RAVEN IS TEEING OFF ON MYLES AS-WAIT! MYLES CATCHES HER LEG! MYLES PUSHES RAVEN AS SHE STUMBLES BACKWARDS!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE IS BEHIND ROBERTS! HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER! GERMAN SUPLEX BY CHRIS ELITE!
DeadPrez: NO! RAVEN LANDS ON HER FEET AS-
Jake Mercer: MYLES! HE RUSHES RAVEN! RIPCORD JUMPING KNEE STRIKE HITS RAVEN IN THE TEETH!
Persephone: BAM!!!!
DeadPrez: RAVEN FALLS FLAT ON HER BACK AS MYLES GETS TO HIS FEET…Myles sees Raven’s down but turns to go after Chris Elite. Myles sees Chris’s back to him and he rushes in…WAIT!
Jake Mercer: HEADSHOT! PELE KICK BY CHRIS ELITE CRACKS MYLES AS THE TOP OF MYLES’ HEAD MEETS THAT BEAUTIFUL BOOT BY BHRIS! That’s what you call footwork!
DeadPrez: Myles falls backwards as he stumbles into Raven Roberts and Myles’ weight forces both into a turnbuckle. Raven is sandwiched between a 227 pound Knee Strike God and that corner as Chris sees his opportunity. Chris charges and A CORNER SPEAR AS HE HITS MYLES AND RAVEN AT THE SAME DAMN TIME! MYLES STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AS RAVEN DROPS INTO A SEATED POSITION STILL IN THAT CORNER TRAPPED! CHRIS GETS BACK UP, CHOOSES ROBERTS, RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING, RUSHES BACK, AND
Persephone: HAWK EM! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE TO THE CORNERED AND DOWNED RAVEN! RAVEN IS IN A BAD WAY AS SHE LAYS ON HER SIDE! CHRIS ELITE GETS TO HIS FEET AS-MYLES!!!!
DeadPrez: MYLES IS UP! HE GRABS CHRIS’S SHOULDER AND SPINS HIM AROUND! CHRIS SEES MYLES AND MIKE TYSON UPPERCUTS HIM!!!!!
Jake Mercer: …NO!!!! MYLES AVOIDS THAT STIFF HAYMAKER LIKE ROY JONES JR HAS AVOIDED FIGHTING IRON MIKE AND MYLES COUNTERS WITH A STIFF JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF CHRIS!
Persephone: Knee Strike God is what he likes to be called as Chris Elite eats the knee and responds with a DISRESPECTFUL BITCH SLAP!
DeadPrez: ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IS WHAT IT IS CALLED AND THAT IS WHAT HE JUST DID! MYLES IS A LITTLE DAZED AS CHRIS REACHES FOR HIM AND-NO!
Persephone: RAVEN! RAVEN IS BEHIND CHRIS AND SHE ROLLS HIM UP! SCHOOL BOY! COVER!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
DeadPrez: Raven tried to sneak that elimination in and leave Dynasty with just two men to the other team’s five each but a kick out by Chris keeps them in the game! Raven and Chris roll on the mat as Myles stumbles to the ring ropes. Chris Elite rolls to his feet and so does Raven. Roberts rushes Chris as Chris LEAPS IN THE AIR! DRIVE BY!!!
Persephone: NO! CHRIS WENT FOR THE POUNCE BUT RAVEN AVOIDS THAT MOVE AS…MYLES!!!!
Jake Mercer: MYLES BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES RAVEN!!! RIPCORD JUMPING KNEE STRIKE AGAIN FROM MYLES!!!
DeadPrez: NO! RAVEN AVOIDS THAT ONE TOO! MYLES CRASHES AS RAVEN STOPS AND TURNS…DRIVE BY HITS!!!! CHRIS ELITE CATCHES HER THIS TIME AND SENDS HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE RUSHES TO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AND BEGINS TO CLIMB IT! CHRIS ELITE HAS RAVEN DOWN AS…LOOK! MYLES! HE GETS UP AND RUSHES CHRIS ELITE! HE PUSHES ELITE’S LEGS FROM UNDER HIM! OOOH! CHRIS LANDS ON HIS BHRISSY BALLS AS HE IS ON THAT TOP ROPE STUCK! MYLES TURNS AND SEES RAVEN SLOWLY STIRRING AND RUSHES BEHIND HER! MYLES HAS HER HOOKED UP AND DRAGS HER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!
Persephone: DE FACTO TO RAVEN! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP CONNECTS! ROBERTS LANDS BADLY AS MYLES ROLLS OFF HER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: RAVEN ROBERTS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Voltage: 5
Showdown: 4
Dynasty: 3
DeadPrez: My god! The former Universal Women’s Champion is gone! Raven Roberts has been eliminated as Voltage is still ahead of both teams and have all their members left!
Jake Mercer: HARLOW STEPS UP! REICHERT ENTERS THE RING AS MYLES GETS UP AND OFF OF RAVEN WHO IS ESCORTED OUT OF THE RING!
DeadPrez: Harlow goes right for Myles who avoids her and turns and CHRIS ELITE! OPEN YA MATA FROM THE TOP ROPE! MYLES GETS HIT WITH A FLYING KNEE STRIKE FROM CHRIS ELITE AS HARLOW STANDS TO THE SIDE! MYLES ROLLS AND FLOPS AROUND THE RING LOOKING LIKE HE GOT HIT BY A H2 HUMMER AND SHIT!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) BOW! BALMAIN! TRUE BLUE! OCEAN! MYSTERY POTION! BACK OUT! TOAST EM!!!!!
Persephone: It wasn’t that good. McAllister could do that with his eyes closed, pfft. AND WHY IS THIS GOOFY CELEBRATING, THROWING GANG SIGNS, AND WASTING TIME! You’ve got Myles down. Finish him, Jesus. Rex could have won this entire match in the time it’s taken for Chris to throw his lil John Wall gang signs around.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Yeah, fuck wrong with chu, boy?!
DeadPrez: Man if you don’t…anyway! He’s cooking and he’s on his game, Big Bhris has Myles down and turns to see HARLOW! BASEMENT DROPKICK FROM HARLOW DROPS THE COCKY CHRIS TO HIS KNEES!
Jake Mercer: Harlow is in control as she hooks both arms of Elite…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX FLATTENS CHRIS ELITE ON THE MAT! Harlow is up and she looks over at Myles on his hands and knees and she goes after him as well. She gets behind Myles and helps him to his feet, wraps her arms around him, AND HOISTS HIM QUICKLY AS SHE SLAMS HIM TOO WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!
Persephone: Myles hits the back of his head and clutches it with his arms as Harlow turns back to Chris Elite and charges him before he’s fully to his feet. Harlow is face to face, chest to chest with Chris as she wraps her arms around him from the front. She locks him into her body and TOSSES HIM OVER HER HEAD FOR THE RELEASE OVERhEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
DeadPrez: Harlow sends Chris flying as she rolls on the mat, gets to her knees, and looks for the third man in the ring. Team Voltage, Showdown, and Dynasty are in awe as Harlow sprints to and directly at Myles again before he can get back into the fight. HARLOW ROLLS AROUND AND ROLLS UP MYLES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWW-NO!!!!
Persephone: Kick out by Myles-BUT WAIT! HARLOW QUICKLY GETS TO HER FEET! MYLES GETS TO HIS HANDS AND FEET AND BEGINS TO RISE…SUPERKICK BY HARLOW RIGHT AS HE GETS UP AS HARLOW REICHERT IS ON FIRE! A REX LIKE PERFORMANCE IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF!
DeadPrez: Look at you giving props but I gotta agree! Harlow is running thangs right now! She’s picking apart both men back to back giving neither a chance to breath! Myles is flat on his back as Chris uses the ropes to try and regain his composure. Elite pulls himself off the ground as Harlow watches him. Chris begins to turn as Harlow charges…
Jake Mercer: LARIAT BY HARLOW TOSSES CHRIS ELITE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! CHRIS TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS HARLOW IS FIRED UP!
DeadPrez: WAIT! WAIT! CHRIS IS HANGING ON WITH ONE HAND TO THE TOP ROPE AS HIS FEET DANGLE! TEAM DYNASTY CHEERS FOR CHRIS TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH! TAG THE ONLY PERSON NOT CHEERING IS XANDER WHO STARES AT MYLES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD! CHRIS BEGINS TO TRY TO PULL HIMSELF UP AS HARLOW RETURNS ATTENTION TO MYLES AS-
Persephone: BICYCLE KICK! MYLES GOES FOR THE BICYCLE KICK BUT HARLOW AVOIDS IT! MYLES TURNS AND STIFF KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY HARLOW! ANOTHER STIFF KNIFE EDGE CHOP! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! HARLOW GRABS MYLES BY THE WRIST AND IRISH WHIPS HIM TO THE ROPES AS CHRIS ELITE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE APRON AND GET HIS FEET CORRECT! HARLOW SEES MYLES RETURNING TOWARDS HIM AND LES MISERABLES! HARLOW ROCKS MYLES WITH THE KNEE, LEAPS AFTER THE KNEE, AND LOCKS HIM INTO AN AIR TIGHT TWISTER SUBMISSION HOLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: MYLES IS IN A VERY BAD WAY AS MYLES IS STUCK NOWHERE NEAR THE RING ROPES! TEAM VOLTAGE IS FIVE MEMBERS STRONG BUT THEY COULD BE DOWN TO FOUR AND TIED WITH SHOWDOWN THANKS TO THE SUBMISSION EXPERTISE OF HARLOW!!!
Referee: DO YOU SUBMIT?!?
DeadPrez: MYLES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! SPEAKING OF PAIN…LOOK AT XANDER PAYNE! SMIRKING FINALLY AS HE STARES AT MYLES TRYING TO SURVIVE!
Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) TAP! TAP!
Crowd: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!
Jake Mercer: MYLES SCREAMS OVER AND OVER AS-
Persephone: CHRIS!
DeadPrez: CHRIS ELITE! SPRINGBOARDS! AIMIN FOR THE MOON! 630 SENTON SPLASH OFF THE SPRINGBOARD BOUNCE CONNECTS! RIGHT ONTO HARLOW!!!!
Jake Mercer: JESUS HE GOT VERTICAL! WHAT A HERO! A TYLER HERRO KIND OF HERO AS HARLOW IS OUT COULD AND LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION! MYLES ROLLS AWAY STILL IN PAIN AS CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE COV-WAIT! The Referee waves away Chris Elite!
Referee: YOU ARE NOT THE LEGAL MAN!
Persephone: Wait…when did we see a tag?!
DeadPrez: XANDER PAYNE! XANDER PAYNE RUSHES IN, GRABS CHRIS ELITE BY THE TIGHTS, AND ROLLS HIM OFF HARLOW! XANDER PAYNE GOES FOR THE COVER!?!?!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HARLOW REICHERT HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Voltage: 5
Showdown: 3
Dynasty: 3
Persephone: JESUS LOOK AT TEAM VOLTAGE STILL FIVE DEEP AS SHOWDOWN AND DYNASTY ARE DOWN TO THREE! Xander Payne is the legal man somehow?!?
DeadPrez: When Chris was hanging on that ring rope outside the ring, I heard a slap but now I realize it was Xander Payne sneaking a tag in and stealing the pin fall from his own damn team mate! Chris Elite is in the ring looking at Xander Payne pissed off as Xander stands and gives him a death stare before rolling his eyes and turning to Myles.
Persephone: Chris, Charlie Marr, and Xander Payne are all that remains on Team Dynasty as Xander Payne looks at the remainder of Team Showdown. Jake Smith, Conseula, and SKA stand on the apron as Team Voltage looks over and begin to plot on how to finish this match with all five members. Myles creeps to his own team’s corner, surrounded by the fresh bodies of TLA, Minerva, Terry Chambers, and the now slightly rested Ahren Fournier as Harlow is helped from the ring.
Jake Mercer: Harlow was on point when she was in there and nearly made Myles tap as Myles looks like he is going to need a break as well. Myles looks over to his team and goes for the tag.
TAG!
DeadPrez: In enters…LA PANTERA SEXUAL!!!! TLA IS IN THIS BITCH AS HE HOPS INTO THE RING FOLLOWING THE TAG IN!
Jake Mercer: Four bodies down from the original 15 as Showdown sends in their next participant…JAKE SMITH!
Persephone: Last year, Jake Smith carried his team to the very end of the Divide & Conquer match and nearly defeated Jenny Cien in the end but came up short. Jake is now a two time former Pure Champion with huge wins under his belt. He’s better than he was last year and Showdown needs him to get an elimination from Showdown or Voltage because this can get bad really quickly for Showdown if they don’t take somebody out.
DeadPrez: Xander Payne, TLA, and Jake Smith are in the ring as all three meet up in the center of the ring. Jake is talking trash, Xander is talking shit right back at him, as TLA is laughing at both them.
Jake Smith: (off-mic) You aren’t going to win shit screwing your team mates over like that, fat man.
Xander Payne: (off-mic) Look who’s talking? Didn’t you choke last year at Territorial Invasion? I don’t give a fuck about Team Dynasty and I don’t give a fuck about none of you idiots. I can do whatever I want Jac-ob!
TLA: (off-mic) Lol stoopid cacs.
Persephone: Xander HEADBUTTS JAKE SMITH! TLA throws a BACK ELBOW AT PAYNE! Jake CHOPS THE CHEST OF TLA! Payne kicks Jake in the gut…TLA smacks Xander in the mouth…Jake elbows TLA in the back of the head!
DeadPrez: All three men are brawling in the middle of the ring as Jake catches a stiff elbow from Xander and staggers backwards. TLA and Xander square up as TLA cracks Payne with a sick Swag Shot. TLA is teeing off on Payne but Jake turns him around and Irish whips him into the ropes. TLA bounces off the ropes as Payne dropkick Jake Smith in the back and BAM both TLA and Jake smash into each other face first. TLA stumbles back and leans against the ropes as Xander grabs Jake from behind.
Jake Mercer: RELEASE SLEEPER SUPLEX PLANTS SMITH ON HIS FACE AFTER BEING FLIPPED INSIDE OUT! Xander gets to his feet and turns to a rope laid TLA and he grabs his wrist and Irish whips him BUT TLA REVERSES IT! Payne goes running across the ring as TLA throws and connects! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT HITS AS XANDER’S HEAD SNAPS LIKE WHEN NACHO MAN TAMMY RAVAGE USED TO INTO THOSE SLIM JIMS HE ENDORSED!
DeadPrez: TLA grabs the back of Xander Payne’s head and begins delivering the fastest combination of strikes imaginable! Chops, kicks, punches, knees, everything is landing beautiful as Xander is overmatched by this man’s furious rush! TLA let’s you and takes a step back before running and leaping in the air, twisting behind Payne and ZIG ZAG! Payne is down as TLA kips up and gives a shimmy for the crowd!
Jake Mercer: TLA celebrates but wait…JAKE! JAKE SMITH! MY NAME TWIN! SUPERKICK BY JAKE HITS THE LEFT SIDE OF TLA’S FACE! TLA FALLS FLAT ON HIS SIDE AS JAKE GIVES A COCKY SMILE AS HE STANDS ALONE IN THE RING!
Persephone: TLA begins rolling away from the center of the ring. TLA reaches for his team’s corner tag as he slowly rolls onto the ring apron. The cocky Jake Smith begins to posture a bit as he turns around…XANDER PAYNE IS UP AND HE IS FUMING!
DeadPrez: XANDER TURNS JAKE RIGHT AROUND! OVERDOSE! DISCUSS PALM STRIKE HITS AS JAKE STUMBLES BACKWARDS!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! JAKE STEPS BACK AND LEAPS FORWARD…SUPERKICK! XANDER PAYNE’S HEAD SNAPS BACK BUT HE LEANS ALL THE WAYBACK UNTIL HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! HAPPY PILL! A BIG HEADBUTT FROM XANDER TO JAKE CONNECTS AS JAKE STUMBLES ALL THE WAY TO THE ROPES HIMSELF…
DeadPrez: Smith bounces off the ropes and…COLD NIGHT HOME! JAKE HITS THE SHINING WIZARD AS HE HAS XANDER PAYNE DOWN! XANDER IS ON HIS BACK, ROLLING TO HIS SIDE, NOW ON HIS STOMACH, JAKE IS STALKING…JAKE IS WAITING…XANDER SLOWLY GETS OFF THE GROUND…
Persephone: Payne is standing as Jake goes to spin him around…
DeadPrez: KICK TO THE GUT BY JAKE! JAKE GETS PAYNE IN A SUPLEX POSITION! JAKE LIFTS PAYNE UP! TOP PEAK FALL-NO!!! XANDER FLIPS OVER AND BEHIND JAKE AND AVOIDS THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER! Payne is behind Jake, Jake turns, Payne kicks him in the gut, pulls him into a PILEDRIVER POSITION!
Jake Mercer: PAYNEKILLER!!!! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER IS GOOD! Jake is out COLD! WAIT! TLA IS OUT, HE’S ON THE APRON! LOOK! LOOK AT WHO HE TAGGED!!!!
Persephone: Fat boy not so slim goes for the cover on Jake!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: JAKE SMITH HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 5
Showdown: 2
Dynasty: 3
DeadPrez: Jake fought hard, Jake tried but…Showdown has just lost a big piece to their team. Showdown is down to just SKA and Consuela Ava Rose, Voltage still has FIVE elitists, and Dynasty has three. Xander pops off of Jake’s body as LOOK! MYLES! MYLES IS THE LEGAL MAN TLA TAGGED IN! XANDER DOESN’T SEE HIM! MYLES IS STALKING XANDER AS XANDER IS TURNING TO HIS TEAM MATES AND BELITTLING THEM!
Xander Payne: (off-mic) DON’T WORRY YOU LAZY PIECES OF CRAP! I’M CAPABLE OF CARRYING YOU LOSERS LIKE I USED TO CARRY…
Persephone: MYLES! HE GRABS XANDER!
DeadPrez: DE FACTO! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP! MYLES PLANTS XANDER ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG! COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: XANDER PAYNE HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 5
Showdown: 2
Dynasty: 2
DeadPrez: MYLES JUST ELIMINATED PAYNE! MYLES JUST ELIMINATED XANDER PAYNE AS PAYNE IS ROLLED OUT OF THE RING!
Persephone: Team Voltage remains with five elitists, both Showdown AND Dynasty are down to two a piece! Dynasty and Showdown are starting to look hopeless as Myles slides back to his teams corner with a huge smile on his face. Myles got rid of that toxic tub of lard and damn near has this match secured for Voltage!
DeadPrez: It ain’t over and I think business is about to pick up! IN ENTERS CAPTAIN CHARLIE MARR FOR DYNASTY!
Jake Mercer: AND SKA RETURNS FOR SHOWDOWN! It’s Myles, SKA, and Captain Charlie Marr now as this Brand Warfare match now gone from 15 elitists to 9! Myles locks onto Charlie and then onto SKA before daring both men to bring the fight to him. Charlie looks at SKA and gives a shoulder shrug as SKA agrees. BOTH DYNASTY AND SHOWDOWN MEMBERS CHARGE AND BEGIN BEATING THE HELL OUT OF MYLES!
Persephone: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!?
DeadPrez: The two teams that are down in this match are seemingly teaming up and manhandling Myles right now! Consuela looks over to Chris as they both shrug their shoulders and begin cheering their heads off as Myles is being mauled by Marr and SKA! SKA and Marr are punching, kicking, and smacking around Myles as they drag him to the center of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Marr and SKA Irish whip Myles and as he bounces off the ropes and returns gets WALLOPED with a double clothesline. This is wild, Showdown and Dynasty are REALLY working together to get rid of Myles! Marr looks at SKA and SKA stares back at him. Both men are face to face as the intensity of the situation is overwhelming. Charlie is speaking to SKA and only SKA can hear him. SKA is huffing and puffing as Charlie looks him dead in the eyes before shoving the hell out of him!
DeadPrez: SKA rushes right back at Marr and stops right as they end up face to face again. Charlie takes a deep breath and points to the empty corner. Myles is on the ground confused and on his stomach trying to understand what’s going on as SKA gives a slow nod of approval. SKA RUSHES TO THE EMPTY CORNER AND BEGINS CLIMBING THE ROPES! CHARLIE SNATCHES UP MYLES OFF THE GROUND AND HAS HIM IN A SUPLEX POSITION! MARR LIFTS MYLES ABOVE HIS HEAD AS SKA SITS ON TOP OF THE TOP ROPE PERCHED AND READY!
Persephone: MARR TURNS HIS AND MYLES BODY AROUND WHILE HOLDING HIM ABOVE HIS HEAD IN THE STALLING SUPLEX POSITION! MARR TURNS TOWARDS SKA WHO EXPLODES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND
DeadPrez: THE TOWERS OF LONDON! THE TOWERS OF LONDON! VINTAGE MARRKADE FINISHING MOVE AS SKA HITS THE DIVING SPEAR ONTO MYLES AS MARR HAS HIM IN THAT STALLING SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: MY GOD THAT MAN SKA FLEW HALFWAY ACCROSS THE RING FOR THAT! MYLES IS OUT AND DOWN AS MARR FLOATS OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: MYLES HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 4
Showdown: 2
Dynasty: 2
Persephone: SKA and Marr just screwed Myles and Team Voltage from going perfect in this match! What type of sportsmanship is that? Why would you help your opponent in anyway?
Jake Mercer: The saying goes “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” and it looks like Team Dynasty and Showdown realized how far behind they had gotten to Voltage and if they continue to work together like this, they can maybe even the odds even more!
DeadPrez: THE TEAM WORK BY THE TWO ELITISTS ON OPPOSITE TEAMS HAS BENEFITED SHOWDOWN AND DYNASTY! VOLTAGE HAS LOST THEIR FIRST MEMBER AND FINALLY THIS MAY HAVE EVEN THE ODDS A BIT AS LONG AS
Persephone: LOOK! SKA IS STANDING OVER MYLES TALKING CRAP AS MARR RUSHES OVER AND ROLLS HIM UP!!! COVER!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DeadPrez: SKA KICKS OUT AS TEAM VOLTAGE SENDS HIM MINERVA! MINERVA ENTERS THIS MATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME AS SKA ROLLS AWAY FROM MARR AND MARR SLIDES BACK ACROSS THE RING! SKA GETS TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS FOR MARR AND TURNS
Jake Mercer: MINERVA! SHE GRABS THE BACK OF SKA’S HEAD AND SPINS HIM AROUND! MINERVA HAS HIM IN POSITION! ATLAS FALLS! ATLAS FALLS HITS! SPINNING BRAINBUSTER DDT PLANTS SKA AS THE SMALLER MINERVA USES HER FRESH HEALTH AND SURPRISING STRENGTH TO DROP HIM ON HIS HEAD! MINERVA QUICKLY DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COVER!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: SKA HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 4
Showdown: 1
Dynasty: 2
DeadPrez: Jesus Christ. The teaming up method Marr and SKA had maybe would have worked more if Charlie didn’t get greedy and try to eliminate SKA himself! Doesn’t Marr know that greed is a sin? Now Showdown is down to just one elitists, Consuela Rose Ava as Minerva is on her knees bouncing up and down as she licks her lips and hears Team Voltage cheering relentlessly.
Persephone: Minerva and Terry Chambers are obviously the healthiest in this match but Marr and Chris Elite aren’t ready to quit. I’m concerned for Consuela because she’s got no back up and essentially has to outlast six more elitists just to make this win possible for Team Showdown!
Jake Mercer: Consuela slowly enters the ring as Marr points at Minerva and shrugs his shoulders. I think Marr is telling Consuela to team up with him like SKA just did!
DeadPrez: We saw what that got SKA. Marr essentially got one member from Voltage taken out and facilitated the 4th member of Team Showdown being eliminated. Can Consuela trust this man?
Persephone: Does she have a freaking choice? Let’s be honest, she’s in a rough spot as WAIT! She looks at Marr and points at Minerva as well!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Yeah bitch, work with us not against us hoe!
Jake Mercer: MARR AND CONSUELA BEGIN SLOWLY STALKING MINERVA AS…
DeadPrez: WAIT! LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE! CONSUELA HITS THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF MARR’S HEAD! CONSUELA REFUSED TO FALL FOR MARR’S TACTICS AS MARR ROLLS ON THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS FACE! CONSUELA GETS UP AND IS MET BY MINERVA AS BOTH WOMEN BEGIN BRAWLING! MINERVA GRABS CONSUELA AND GOES FOR AN IRISH WHIP BUT THE AVA SISTER REVERSES IT AND SENDS HER OPPONENT BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: Minerva goes for a clothesline but Consuela ducks it! Minerva stops and turns and SHOOT KICK TO THE NECK BY CONSUELA AS MINERVA CLUTCHES HER THROAT! CONSUELA LEAPS AND HITS A JUMPING SNAPMARE!
Persephone: BUT MINERVA ROLLS THROUGH AND MANAGES TO GET TO HER FEET! MINERVA IS UP AND RUSHES CONSUELA AND EYE POKE BY MINERVA STUNS AND BLINDS CONSUELA! MINERVA WITH THE DIRTY MOVE AS SHE MANEUVERS BEHIND HER FOE AND BACK RAKES HER!
DeadPrez: Consuela is being assaulted as Minerva spins her around and grabs her by the back of her hair and SHE IS NOW BITING THE FOREHEAD OF CONSUELA! CONSUELA LETS OUT A GUTTURAL AND HORRIFIC SCREAM AS EVEN TEAM VOLTAGE IS A LITTLE DISTURBED BY THE CANNIBALISM ON DISPLAYED BY THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! CONSUELA USES HER HANDS TO PUSH MINERVA AWAY AS WE SEE A BIT OF BLOOD BEGIN TO POUR FROM HER FOREHEAD! MINERVA GETS TO HER OWN CORNER AS TAG SHE BEGINS CHARGING CONSUELA! MINERVA RUSHES CONSUELA!
Jake Mercer: THE DARK! CONSUELA IS BLINDED BY THE BLACK MIST AS MINERVA IS USING EVERY SINGLE DIRTY MOVE IN HER ARSENAL! Minvera has Consuela blinded, Marr is on the ring apron still reeling from that running knee from Consuela, and Team Voltage still has the advantage over both teams! Minerva stares as the bloody and blind Consuela drops to her knees and is in immense pain and misery. Minerva begins crawling sadistically as Consuela begins throwing punches but landing nothing. Both women are on their knees but only one is in control as Minerva grabs the hair of the blinded Consuela and…SHE LICKS THE SIDE OF HER FACE!!!!
Minerva: (off-mic) T…P…K…
DeadPrez: MINERVA SPELLS OUT HER FINISHER AS SHE BACKS AWAY FROM CONSUELA WHO STILL CANNOT SEE HER! MINERVA IS ON HER FEET AS MARR BEGINS TO PULL HIMSELF UP FROM THE RING APRON WITH THE ROPES! MINERVA SNATCHES CONSUELA UP FROM THE GROUND BY HER HAIR AS MINERVA CONTINUES TO TOY AND TORTURE SHOWDOWN’S ONLY HOPE!
Persephone: MINERVA SCOOPS CONSUELA UP AND IS GOING FOR THE TP-WAIT!
DeadPrez: MY GOD! CONSUELA! CONSUELA! SHE FLOATS OVER AND LANDS BEHIND MINERVA! MINERVA IS STUNNED BUT CONSUELA IS SO QUICK! CONSUELA GRABS HER ARM! CONSUELA PUTS HER ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT ON TO THE ARM AND MUSCLES MINERVA TO THE GROUND! WAIT!
Jake Mercer: SUELA LOCK! SHE HAS MINERVA IN THE SUELA LOCK! THE LEBELL LOCK IS IN AS MINERVA IS NOW BEING TORTURED! CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS CRANKING THAT ARM LIKE IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BEND AS MINERVA IS SCREAMING FOR HELP! TEAM VOLTAGE WATCHES AS CONSUELA IS FIGHTING HER HEART OUT!
Consuela Rose Ava: (off-mic) JUST TAP!!!!!!!
Referee: WAIT!!!
Consuela Rose Ava: (off-mic) FREAKING GIVE UP! JUST TAP!!!!!!!
Referee: THAT IS NOT THEIR LEGAL MAN!
Consuela Rose Ava: (off-mic) :roman: come again?
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS! TERRY TAGGED IN RIGHT BEFORE MINERVA HIT THAT BLACK MIST! THAT WAS REX-LIKE AWARENESS BY FORMERLY FAT BOY TERRY!
DeadPrez: TERRY IS SLOWLY ENTERING THE RING BUT CONSUELA STILL HAS MINERVA LOCKED IN THAT SUELA LOCK! SHE WON’T LET GO EVEN THOUGH MINERVA IS THE LEGAL MAN! SUELA IS COVERED IN BLOOD FROM THAT BITE! SHE HAS THE BLOOD MIXED WITH THAT BLACK MIST AS SHE IS NO LONGER BLINDED BY THE MIST AND BLOOD…SHE IS BLINDED BY RAGE!
Jake Mercer: Terry begins to go for the save and stops mid way as Minerva begs for him to get Consuela off him. Terry steps back as-
DeadPrez: CHARLIE! CHARLIE IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE LEAPS!
Persephone: TOUCH THE SKY! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA! SUELA RELEASES THE HOLD AND IS OUT COLD AS TERRY CHAMBERS RUSHES CHARLIE! TERRY GRABS THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! BAM! THE SOUND OF MARR’S SHOULDER SOUNDS ALMOST AS LOUD AS THE SCREAMS I’D HAVE IF REX MCALLISTER EVER DIED!
DeadPrez: Jesus, Terry turns and sees Consuela out cold completely and he…turns back towards Charlie as he pulls Charlie from the corner! TERRY SCOOPS CHARLIE UP AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! T-5-NO!!!! CHARLIE WEASELS AWAY FROM TERRY AND GRABS HIM BY HIS HAIR AND RUSHES HIM TO THE ROPES! TERRY GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING AS MARR WATCHES HIM CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Marr quickly turns and goes to see Consuela is still out cold from the Touch the Sky double foot stomp and falls onto her motionless body! COVER!!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: GNOGNGRTONRNEOEFHEGH!!! HOW THE FUCK!
DeadPrez: CONSUELA BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP BUT SHE DID! SHE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! SHOWDOWN STILL HAS LIFE LEFT IN IT!
Jake Mercer: NOT FOR LONG! MARR QUICKLY DRAGS HER LIFELESS BODY OFF THE GROUND AND SNATCHES HER ONTO HER FEET! CONSUELA CAN BARELY STAND BUT MARR DOES NOT CARE! HE GRABS HER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD! HE HAS HER STANDING WHILE PULLING HER HAIR! CONSUELA IS DONE AND MARR IS LIVID SHE MANAGED TO SURVIVE!
Charlie Marr: (off-mic) You are fucking trash and you will always be trash!!!!
Persephone: CHARING CROSS!!!!
DeadPrez: …NO!!!! CONSUELA DUCKS AND DROPS TO HER KNEES BEFORE HE CAN TAKE HER HEAD OFF AS CHARLIE GOES SPINING! CONSUELA GETS TO ONE KNEE AND TURNS AND SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF CHARLIE’S MOUTH! CONSUELA GETS TO BOTH FEET AND RUSHES CHARLIE AND-
Jake Mercer: KICK TO THE GUT!
DeadPrez: CHARLIE HAS HER! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! HE LEANS BACK! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT PLANTS POOR CONSUELA ON HER HEAD AND IF SHE WASN’T OUT BEFORE SHE’S DONE NOW! CHARLIE DRAPS ONE ARM OVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Bella Braxton: CONSUELA ROSE AVA HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 4
Showdown: 0
Dynasty: 2
Persephone: SHOWDOWN IS DONE! If they would have had Sexy Rexy they might have stood a chance!
DeadPrez: But they didn’t and they didn’t as Consuela fought valiantly but was cut short by Christian Charlie!
Charlie Marr: (off-mic) If you hadn’t spent the past few months sucking that formerly fat fuck Terry Chamber’s dick, you might have faired better. May god have mercy on your soul…
Jake Mercer: Charlie mocks Captain Consuela as TERRY CHAMBERS SLIDES BACK IN THE RING!
Persephone: Charlie turns and TERRY SCOOPS HIM UP! EFFORTLESS AND QUICKLY DOES TERRY GET MARR OFF HIS FEET!
DeadPrez: TERRY IS THE MOST FRESH PERSON LEFT AS HE HAS AHREN, MINERVA, AND TLA GO CRAZY! TERRY BEGINS SPINNING BEFORE LAUNCHING CHARLIE MARR INTO THE AIR!!!
T-5!!!!!
Persephone: T-5!!! The Terry Chambers version of the F-5 drives Marr right into the mat as Chris Elite stares at his partner in the middle of the ring! Terry hooks both legs and goes for the cover!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Bella Braxton: CHARLIE MARR HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 4
Showdown: 0
Dynasty: 1
DeadPrez: AND. THEN. THERE. WAS. ONE!!!! Charlie Marr is gone and Chris Elite is
Chris Elite: (off-mic) FUCK!!!!!!
Persephone: …Not pleased at the circumstances.
DeadPrez: Chris sees a pumped up and fresh Terry Chambers and surveys all three of the Voltage members on the apron watching on as Chris lowers his head shakes it before taking a deep breath and entering the ring!
Persephone: Dead man walking.
Jake Mercer: Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling CHRIS!! TEAM DYNASTY ABOUT TO COME BACK FROM A 3-1 LEAD!!!!
Persephone: It’s for of them you idiot.
DeadPrez: Chris slowly exits his corner as Terry begins circling the ring with him. Chris has Terry’s team behind him as Chambers stops circling and rushes Chris in an attempt to trap him in Voltage’s corner.
Jake Mercer: Chris rolls out the way and gets back to his feet. Terry is a very lumbering and massive figure as his 6’7 257 pound frame looks absolutely massive next to Chris who is 6’1 with a 40 pound disadvantage.
DeadPrez: That boy is gonna need that hall of fame speed to take down this Small ball four! Terry doesn’t want to chase Chris and decides to stand in the middle of the ring and beg him to meet him there. Chris slowly begins to walk towards him and stops.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) You want to do that test of strength shit huh? Where we lock hands and push each other around?
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) Yeah.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Word?
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) Yeah.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Oh.
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) You down?
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Nah, suck my dick bozo.
Persephone: CHRIS RUSHES AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!!!!
DeadPrez: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS CATCHES HIS FOOT AND HAS CHRIS HOPPING ON ONE LEG!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) FUCK!
Jake Mercer: TERRY SPINS CHRIS ALL THE WAY AROUND AND QUICKLY SCOOPS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS THE SAME WAY HE DID CHARLIE!!!
Persephone: T-5!!!!!
DeadPrez: NO!!!!
Persephone: CHRIS FLIES OFF HIS SHOULDERS BUT GETS TO HIS FEET!
DeadPrez: Terry spins and turns to see Chris as CHRIS SUPERKICKS TERRY IN THE STOMACH AND MAKES HIM BEND FORWARD! CHRIS RUNS TO THE RING ROPES, BOUNCES. RUSHES BACK, LEAPS, AND AXE KICKS THE BACK OF TERRY CHAMBERS HEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS DOES TERRY BUT TERRY QUICKLY PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE RING MAT AND BEGINS TO RISE! CHRIS IS QUICKER AND GETS UP FIRST AND RUSHES THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN! CHRIS BOUNCES OFF AND CHARGES TERRY AS TERRY RISES! OPEN YA MATA CONNECTS BY CHRIS ELITE!!!
DeadPrez: TERRY IS STILL ON HIS FEET BUT THAT KNEE DID SOME DAMAGE!
Jake Mercer: Terry stumbles back as Chris runs to the ropes for a third time as he tries to chop this giant man down! Fun fact; in middle school, after his growth spurt, all the kids used to call him “Tree Top Terry” or Triple T for short!
Persephone: Well, Tree Top Terry is getting chopped down to size by Chris!
DeadPrez: Chris hits the ropes and rushes Terry again and GOES FOR A LARIAT!
Jake Mercer: NO! TERRY DUCKS UNDER! TERRY HOOKS CHRIS’S ARM!
DeadPrez: TERRY SPINS HIM INSIDE OUT! HE HAS HIM IN A DDT SPOT! CHAMBERS OF PAIN! THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT CONNECTS AS VOLTAGE AND THIS SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWD EXPLODES!!!!
Persephone: That’s game! Terry rolls him over as Ahren slaps the turnbuckle! Terry hooks both legs for the cover!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
DeadPrez: NO! CHRIS KICKS HIS FOOT UP AND MANAGES TO KICK OUT! Terry is shocked!
Jake Mercer: Shit, I’m shocked! :wow:
Persephone: This man just can’t quit? I must be seeing things cause only Rex McAllister should be able to kick out of a DDT like that.
DeadPrez: To think, Dynasty could have been in Voltage position had MITSUBACHI and Xander Payne found a way to be on the same page. Voltage, regardless of their personal feelings, have managed to stick together where as Showdown and Dynasty just couldn’t. Now its decided that Showdown is out of this fight and Dynasty has a one man squad trying to take out a former EAW World Champ, a former Universal Women’s champ, a former EAW World Heavyweight Champion, and former Interwire champion foursome that just have victory in their eyes.
Persephone: In the words of Chris Elite…FUCK!
DeadPrez: Terry begins to drag Chris off the mat as he
Jake Mercer: NO!!! CHRIS HITS A SCHOOL BOY!!!!
DeadPrez: LOOK! THE TIGHTS!!! CHRIS HAS TERRY’S TIGHTS!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Bella Braxton: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
Voltage: 3
Showdown: 0
Dynasty: 1
Jake Mercer: OHMYGAWD!!!! NOFNEOEOMEMDD!!!!!!
Persephone: HOW!!!
DeadPrez: TERRY’S TIGHTS! CHRIS GRABBED A HANDFUL OF CHAMBERS’ TIGHTS! HE SCREWED HIM AND CHEATED BUT HE HAS TAKEN THE BIGGEST MAN LEFT OUT OF THE MATCH!!!!
Jake Mercer: TERRY IS FURIOUS AS CHRIS FLOPS AND ROLLS AWAY! TERRY IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE WHO WAS OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
DeadPrez: Terry can scream all he wants but unfortunately for duke…he is out of this match!
Persephone: Chris Elite has now turned this nearly impossible 4 person lead to a 3-1 situation!
Jake Mercer: I TOLD YOU! TEAM DYNASTY TINGS, AYE! REAL TINGS, AYE!!! BLICKY BOY BHRISSY ABOUT TO COME BACK FROM THE 3-1 LIKE JAMAL MURRAY AND JOKIC!
DeadPrez: Ok, now we’ve got some action from the boy that’s light as Michael Jackson. Chris is pulling himself up from the turnbuckle and has his back to Team Voltage as Terry is still hollering at the referee for his ineptitude!
Jake Mercer: Chris begins to turn as we wait and see who from Team Voltage will step up and-
BAM!!!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!!!
Persephone: TERRY! TERRY JUST TURNED AND RUSHED CHRIS ELITE!
DeadPrez: CLAYMORE KICK FROM TERRY CHAMBERS JUST TOOK CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF AS THE REFEREE IS DEMANDING HE LEAVES THE RING! CHRIS IS OUT COLD! CHRIS IS SLEEPING LIKE A CHILD IN A RACE CARE BED AS HE FLOPS AND LANDS FACE DOWN! JESUS WHAT A KICK!
Persephone: Terry might have been eliminated but with a kick like that, i bet you this match is over.
DeadPrez: It just may be…look who is entering for Team Voltage!
Persephone: Starboi byke.
DeadPrez: Ahren Fournier sees his ILLIONAIRES partner out like a light and begins to go for the finish.
Jake Mercer: Chris begins rolling around as Ahren reaches down to grab him. Chris keeps rolling…he keeps rolling…and he rolls under the bottom rope and falls right onto the outside! Ahren looks down and sees this and turns to the referee who begins counting.
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!! THREE!!
Persephone: He’s going to get counted out! Ahren is going to let him stay out there and end this epic match this way?
Referee: FOUR!!! FIVE!!!
DeadPrez: Nah, not this way! Ahren drops down and rolls out of the ring and resets the referee’s count. Ahren picks up Chris off the ground and muscles him up and back into the ring as Elite lays on the apron. Ahren begins to climb back up as Chris is stumbling in the middle of the ring in an attempt to rise up. Ahren slides in and grabs Chris Elite by the head as..NO!!!!
Jake Mercer: ANOTHER SCHOOL BOY BY CHRIS! HE HAS THE TIGHTS AGAIN!!!
DeadPrez: BUT THE REFEREE SEES IT THIS TIME!!!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) COUNT BITCH!
Referee: :gucci3: You got his tights I see you!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Please? :will:
Persephone: The referee won’t count the illegal pin this time as Ahren Fournier kicks out of it! Ahren rolls backwards and to his feet as Chris does the same. Ahren throws a stiff kick and Chris ducks it. Chris throws a haymaker but Fournier blocks it. Ahren throws a stiff jab and connects to Chris’s jaw but Elite eats it and goes for his bitch slap and SMACKS THE SHIT OUTTA HIS FELLOW HALL OF FAMER! Chris swings the momentum and steps back before leaping forward…
DeadPrez: BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK! CHRIS HITS A SUPERKICK AS AHREN BEGINS FALLING BACKWARDS TO HIS OWN CORNER…TLA! TLA REACHES IN AND!!!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AHREN IS IN THE CORNER AS TLA TAKES ADVANTAGE AND LEAPS OFF THE APRON, ONTO THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARD BY TLA!!!!
Persephone: OPEN YA MATA!!!! SK WITH THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE AS TLA ALSO GOES STUMBLING AWKWARDLY AND BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER! TLA AND AHREN ARE BOTH STUCK IN THE CORNER AS MINERVA TAGS TLA AND CHRIS RUSHES HIS OPPONENTS!
DeadPrez: CHRIS LEAPS AS AHREN IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN TLA AND THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!
Persephone: HAWK EM!!!! CHRIS ELITE HITS THE DOUBLE KNEES TO TLA AND SMASHED HIM INTO AHREN FOURNIER AS MINERVA WATCHES BOTH HER PARTNERS CRUMBLE AND DROP DOWN IN THE RING!
DeadPrez: MINERVA MADE THE TAG BEFORE CHRIS COLLIDED WITH HER TEAM MATES AND MINERVA QUICKLY SNEAKS IN THE RING AS CHRIS TRIES TO GET TO HIS FEET!!!
Persephone: CHRIS TURNS AS MINERVA CHARGES AND…THE DARK!!!!
DeadPrez: NO! CHRIS AVOIDS THE BLACK MIST AS HE RUNS UNDER AND BEHIND MINERVA! MINVERA WENT FOR THE BLACK MIST FOR THE SECOND TIME BUT IT FAILS AS SHE TURNS AND-
Jake Mercer: HEAD SHOT! CHRIS ELITE HITS THE PELE KICK ON MINERVA AND SHE DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE! CHRIS SCRAMBLES TO GET TO HIS FEET! HE SEES MINERVA IS DOWN, TLA LAYING ON THE RING APRON, NO AHREN IN SIGHT! CHRIS RUSHES TO THE ROPES, BOUNCES, AND CHARGES MINERVA AS SHE SLOWLY GETS UP!
Persephone: AHREN! AHREN RUNS IN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND
DeadPrez: BOX OFFICE SMASH! CHRIS CHANGES DIRECTION AND SUPERKICKS AHREN FOURNIER IN THE TEETH AS AHREN GOES FLYING BACKWARDS AND TWISTS AS HE DROPS AND ROLLS ONTO THE APRON NEXT TO TLA!!! TLA DOWN, AHREN DOWN, MINERVA IS UP BUT CHRIS IS ON FIRE!!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS RUSHES MINERVA, HE LIFTS HER CHIN, HE STEPS BACK…BOX OFFICE SM-NO!!!! MINERVA DUCKS AND ROLLS TO HER OWN CORNER! TLA IS HALF WAY UP AND SHE TAGS HIM IN!
TAG!
DeadPrez: TLA SEES CHRIS ELITE AND TLA GETS A BURST OF ENERGY! TLA SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES! CHRIS SEES HIM AND GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!
Persephone: NO! TLA LANDS ON HIS FEET, GRABS CHRIS’S FOOT, SPINS CHRIS AROUND! KICK TO THE GUT! PILEDRIVER POSITION!
DeadPrez: MEXICAN DESTROYER BY TLA TO CHRIS ELITE PLANTS TEAM DYNASTY’S LAST HOPE ON HIS SKULL!
Jake Mercer: TLA ROLLS AWAY, RUSHES TO HIS CORNER AND TAGS IN AHREN FOURNIER AS AHREN AS FOURNIER BEGINS CLIMBING THE ROPES! AHREN IS ON TOP! AHREN SEES CHRIS AND LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! STORYBOOK ENDING! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS AS AHREN LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF CHRIS ELITE! FOURNIER ROLLS AWAY AND THEN CRAWLS BACK TOWARDS CHRIS ELITE! FOURNIER GRABS CHRIS’S WRIST, AND BEGINS DRAGGING HIM TOWARDS HIS CORNER AS MINERVA IS STANDING AND BEGGING TO FINISH HIM OFF!
TAG!
Persephone: Chris Elite is in a bad way as Minerva tags in and climbs the top rope as well. Chris is barely awake as we see Minerva on the turnbuckle!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) …eat my dick, bozo…
DeadPrez: HELL’S BELLS! SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT BY MINERVA CONNECTS AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE WIN!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Bella Braxton: CHRIS ELITE HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The theme song to Voltage begins to blasts as the TLA and Ahren Fournier enter the ring and join Minerva as she begins to rise. Chris Elite is a broken and battered mess as he rolls to his side and lands on the apron where he collapses and is being helped out the way by the doctor seated ringside. TLA and Ahren go nuts as Minerva gets on her hands and knees as she begins crawling towards the center of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS OF THE 2020 TERRITORIAL INVASION BRAND WARFARE MATCH…MYLES…TERRY CHAMBERS…MINERVA…TLA…AND CAPTAIN AHREN FOURNIER! TEAM VOOOOOLTAAAAGE!!!!
DeadPrez: What a spectacular match up from all three brands. This was indeed a war and I don’t think I’ve seen this kind of insanity with 15 elitists in a minute.
Jake Mercer: 16 if you count crazy ass Komatsu Ogawa hyping up MITSUBACHI to not be a team player.
DeadPrez: He wasn’t the only one. Xander Payne also was in this for himself and once Charlie Marr was done using SKA, he helped get him eliminated as well. Raven, Jake Smith, and Harlow were huge blows to Team Showdown and that left Consuela to have to fend for herself against what was still a four man Voltage squad and 2 man crew on Dynasty. A lot of valiant efforts and huge moments throughout this one but only one team could win in the end. Captain’s Charlie and Consuela definitely tried to put their teams in position to win but Captain Ahren was the right man for the job this evening.
Jake Mercer: Showdown and Dynasty sent some absolutely incredible talents but Voltage showed in the end that it isn’t just about the talent and accomplishments. Voltage reluctantly worked together at various points and that’s why you see three of their members still in the ring in the end!
Persephone: God, just imagine if they would have had Rex instead of Myles or Terry. Captain Rex would have dominated this bullshit. They would have swept these two brands in record time and Rex would have had 10 eliminations by himself! Either way, Team Voltage won but it could have been a lot fucking quicker!
DeadPrez: Yeah i don’t know about that shit but I do know these three, Terry and Myles are gonna head back to Sunday Night Voltage with the big win tonight here at Territorial Invasion!!!
(A commercial break for Drake King’s Bible book including an excerpt reading “Give your burdens to Drake, and he will take care of you.” Psalm 55:22)
(Territorial Invasion returns once again and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The camera fades back to the ring, and Bella Braxton stands in the center of the first ring with a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a street fight, scheduled for ONE FALL!..
Fans: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: ….And it is for the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits to a largely negative reaction as SOSA Henderson makes his way out to the stage. He has a smirk on his face as he looks at the socially distanced crowd, as well as the two rings instead of the usual one. He soon begins making his way down the ramp, and he looks as confident as always, even though this may be one of the biggest matches he’s had in his career. He believes he has Rex’s number, and he chose this street fight stipulation himself, giving him every right to be this confident.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…. Weighing in at 191 pounds….. “BULLETPROOF” SOOOOSSSSSAAAAAA HHHEEEEEENNNDDDEEERRRSSOOONNNN!!!!!!
James Peters: This should be good. SOSA’s spent a lot of time talking about how he’ll become EAW Champion, and how he’ll help the ratings thanks to him being far more entertaining than Rex. After what these two have said these past few weeks, including SOSA talking about Rex’s wife Raven Roberts, this is going to get very physical.
Rich Russillo: Don’t forget, Rex talked about SOSA’s lack of hard work compared to his, as well as his ability to wrestle rings around SOSA. SOSA believes he has nothing to prove to Rex, but I’m honestly not sure how true that is. This is Rex McAllister after all, we’ve seen what he’s capable of time and time again.
Persephone: This is literally one of the most obvious matches on the card, obviously Rex is winning. We know this already so let’s just get it over with.
(‘Champion’ by Barnes Courtney then begins to play, and the socially distanced crowd bursts into cheers. Moments later Rex McAllister begins to make his way down to the stage holding his EAW Championship tightly on his shoulder, keeping his eyes laser focused on SOSA as he makes his way down the ramp. After all SOSA has said and done to Rex it’s clear that Rex has been waiting for a chance to get his hands on him again, and now’s that chance.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…. From Sea Isle, New Jersey…. Weighing in at 238 pounds….. HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION, REEEXXXX MMCCAALLLIIISSSTTEERRR!!!!!!
Persephone: 😍😍😍😍 REXY!!!!! OH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH HIM DESTROY SOSA HENDERSON! THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH AN EASY AND QUICK MATCH!
James Peters: Anyways, this is the EAW Champion! Back at Bloodsport Rex retained that Championship against Myles in such a brutal sadistic madness match, and now he’s not leaving the no disqualification match scene just yet. Tonight he faces SOSA in a street fight, and to be honest I do believe he is ready for this. He knows what SOSA will be up to this time around, and he knows SOSA will fight dirty.
Rich Russillo: That’s true, and SOSA is not the first dirty player Rex has ever come across. This will be a closely fought match, but Rex knows what he’s doing tonight. I’m sure of it. This could possibly go either way.
Persephone: Closely fought. Hilarious. Rex is going to destroy him, Rich.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And now the EAW Championship match is underway! Rex and SOSA have been waiting weeks for this, I’m so excited to see what’s about to happen! The two men begin to circle the ring, AND REX I THINK JUST TRIED TO LOCK UP WITH SOSA- but SOSA rolls out of the ring instead. SOSA made it clear that he didn’t feel the need to prove himself in a wrestling match which is why he initially turned down the iron man match stipulation and instead chose a street fight! SOSA’s looking under the ring now, and I’m honestly not sure what he’s going for this early on.
Rich Russillo: A table!? SOSA just took out a table and slid into the ring, but it doesn’t look like he’s stopping at just that! SOSA’s under the ring again and now he just pulled out a second table and slid that into the ring as well! SOSA looking under the ring one more time, but now Rex is rolling out and going after him! Rex going over towards SOSA and- OH! WAIT A MINUTE, SOSA JUST TOOK OUT A KENDO STICK FROM UNDER THE RING APRON! SOSA JUST HIT REX IN THE LEG WITH THE KENDO STICK AND NOW HE’S HITTING HIM WITH IT OVER AND OVER!
Persephone: NO! THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP! SOSA is grabbing Rexy now and he just sent him face first into the plexiglass! NOW SOSA’S SWINGING THE KENDO STICK AT HIS HEAD- OH THANK GOD! REXY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! SOSA TRIED TO HIT REX WITH IT AGAIN BUT REX CAUGHT THE KENDO STICK AND PULLED IT OUT OF HIS HANDS, NOW REX IS GETTING SOME PAYBACK! REXY JUST SWUNG THE KENDO STICK RIGHT INTO SOSA’S STOMACH, YESS!!! See, Rexy can do anything! A street fight was never going to bother him!
James Peters: SOSA is retreating all the way over towards our announce table as Rex keeps hitting him in the back with these kendo stick shots, BUT WAIT A MINUTE! SOSA MANAGES TO GRAB THE KENDO STICK BEFORE PULLING REX IN, HITTING HIM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD FACE FIRST INTO OUR TABLE! Rex covering his face in pain as he gets back up, and now SOSA grabs him before SENDING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Rex isn’t looking too good right now, but he manages to roll into the second ring, and neither of the two tables are inside of that one!
Rich Russillo: SOSA quickly follows behind- AND REX PLANTS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTE- WAIT A SECOND! NO HE DOESN’T! SOSA manages to pull himself down before hitting Rex with multiple elbows on the back of his head! SOSA now with a kick to the midsection before pulling Rex into the front facelock, and now it looks like SOSA’s going for a suplex, but Rex manages to pull himself down before lifting SOSA up, AND DROPPING HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER! REX NOW IS GOING FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, COULD THAT BE IT ALREADY!?
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Persephone: NO! SOSA wasn’t supposed to kick out of that! I’m convinced Rex is just being generous and trying to make SOSA look good right now, because there’s no way he’d normally kick out of a brainbuster like that one! Not like it matters though, because Rex is immediately capitalizing with a boston crab submission! Rex is such a good wrestler I don’t know what SOSA was thinking challenging him in the first place. He got lucky in their first match but there won’t be any disqualifications this time! SOSA’s about to tap out and as always Rex wins :blessed: !!
James Peters: Well, Rex is struggling to get the move locked in in the first place it looks like! SOSA is grabbing onto the middle turnbuckle for some reason, even though there are no rope breaks in a street fight. Nonetheless Rex manages to pull SOSA away from it, AND NOW HE HAS THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN, WAIT NO! SOSA’S ALREADY FIGHTING OUT OF IT! SOSA IS TURNING ONTO HIS BACK, AND NOW HE’S PULLING HIS LEGS OUT OF REX’S GRASP! SOSA BACKING INTO THE CORNER AS REX TRIES TO GRAB HIM ONCE MORE AND- WAIT! OH MY GOD!
Rich Russillo: SOSA JUST PULLED REX DOWN INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, AND IT LOOKED LIKE SOSA REMOVED THE PADDING THAT WHOLE TIME HE SPENT HANGING ONTO IT! REX JUST WENT FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AND NOW SOSA ROLLS HIM UP WITH A SCHOOL BOY PIN!
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Rich Russillo: REX MANAGES TO KICK OUT! REX IMMEDIATELY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT HE’S STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, AND REX IMMEDIATELY CAPITALIZES WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Rex is down, and now SOSA’s sliding under the bottom rope and pulling one of the tables in from the opposite ring!
Persephone: Okay I don’t like this. This isn’t good at all. That was cheating right? SOSA cheated, an exposed turnbuckle isn’t legal!
James Peters: There’s no disqualifications in a street fight, you just said that a while ago.
Persephone: Oh shut up. No wonder SOSA picked this stipulation. Whatever, Myles couldn’t beat him in whatever edgy sounding stipulation he fought Rex in so SOSA won’t beat him either. I really want to know what he’s planning with that table though. He’s setting it up near the corner of the ring.
James Peters: Uh oh, I think I know what he’s planning! SOSA’s grabbing Rex and putting him on top of the table, and now SOSA’s climbing up to the top rope! SOSA’S GONNA D- WAIT NO! SOSA TOOK TOO LONG, REX JUST PUSHED REX OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, AND SOSA JUST FELL OVER THE PAIR OF ROPES AND INTO THE OPPOSITE RING! Rex is rolling out of the ring before going over to the ring closest to the entrance ramp, AND NOW HE GRABS SOSA AND PULLS HIM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! REX NOW GRABBING SOSA AND PICKING HIM UP, BEFORE DELIVERING A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: Rex grabs SOSA now, AND THIS TIME HE’S THE ONE SENT INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! SOSA bouncing right off the plexiglass and falling to the ground, he’s not looking too good right now and Rex just pulled a steel chair out from under the ring! SOSA hasn’t noticed as he’s still trying to get up, AND NOW REX HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! SOSA SCRAMBLING TO HIS FEET, TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE CHAIR SHOTS BUT REX HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! REX WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHO-
James Peters: NO! SOSA JUST GRABBED THE TOP HALF OF THE STEEL STEPS AND SWUNG IT AT REX! REX WAS IMMEDIATELY TAKEN DOWN BY THAT! As soon as Rex attempted that last chair shot he was hit right in the face by those steps! SOSA rolling Rex into the ring before sliding in that chair and the steel steps, but what’s SOSA looking for now!? He’s back under the ring, and to be honest I’m not sure what else he could be trying to find with everything that’s already been used!
Persephone: Um….? A toolbox? What is he gonna do with a toolbox? SOSA has a toolbox in his hand and now he’s grabbing the kendo stick from earlier before entering the same ring Rex is in, but I’m very confused. I don’t know why SOSA would need a toolbox in a match like this.
Rich Russillo: Well it doesn’t look like we’re gonna find out very soon, SOSA just placed it down in the corner of the ring, AND NOW HE HITS REX IN THE BACK WITH THE KENDO STICK AS HE TRIED TO GET BACK UP! NOW LOOK, SOSA’S CHOKING REX USING THE KENDO STICK! SOSA’S ON TOP OF REX AND HE HAS THE KENDO STICK ON TOP OF HIS THROAT, PUSHING IT AS FAR AS HE CAN TO MAKE SURE REX CAN’T BREATH!
James Peters: This isn’t good! Rex needs to do something about this quickly or this match is already about to come to a close! Rex is looking weaker and weaker as SOSA continues to choke him with the kendo stick! SOSA’s talked about how he’s managed to outsmart Rex so much heading into Territorial Invasion, and it looks like all his work might pay off right now as I don’t think Rex has much left in him-
Rich Russillo: WAIT NO! REX JUST GRABBED SOSA AND PULLED HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT! NOW REX IS THE ONE ON TOP OF SOSA, AND REX JUST HIT SOSA WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO THE FACE BEFORE GETTING BACK UP! You can just see it in Rex’s face though, he was definitely in a lot of trouble just now! I’m not sure how long he would’ve lasted if he didn’t do that. SOSA now is getting back up to his feet, BUT BEFORE HE COULD GET ALL THE WAY BACK UP REX CHARGES IN, AND HE GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE!
Persephone: NO, REXY YOU MISSED! SOSA GOT OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE PULLING REX TOWARDS HIM, AND HE JUST HIT HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! OH NO! That was bad! I didn’t think the steps would be used like that when SOSA brought them into the ring! Oh my God no no no please get up Rex! You can’t lose the title to THIS guy! SOSA’s going over to pin Rex and I don’t like this! Rex looks out of it after his head hit the steps! SOSA got the cover, please kick out!
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James Peters: HE DOES KICK OUT! REX JUST MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, HOW DID HE SURVIVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? I thought something like that would have Rex completely unconscious but he somehow had enough left in him to get the shoulder up before three! SOSA’s going over to that toolbox now, and it looks like he’s looking for something inside of it but I honestly have no idea what he could be looking for! Wait a second.. Oh I don’t like this. A hammer? Why a hammer!?
Rich Russillo: SOSA just took out a hammer as Rex is trying his hardest to get up, using the steel steps to help him- OH GOD! SOSA JUST SLAMMED THE HAMMER DOWN ONTO REX’S HAND AS HE WAS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP! THAT DIDN’T LOOK GOOD, THAT WAS TOO MUCH! REX SOMEHOW SURVIVED GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS BUT IF SOSA KEEPS UP WITH SHOTS LIKE THAT REX MIGHT HAVE TO JUST GIVE UP THE TITLE! Rex is rolling out of the ring while holding his hand, and I wonder whether or not he’ll be okay, that looked so bad!
Persephone: I hate SOSA. I hate him so much. Rex’s
hand better be fine. SOSA’s exiting the ring to go get Rex, and now Rex is grabbing him with the untouched pair of steel steps in mind. SOSA is bringing Rex over there before trying to send him into them- BUT REXY TURNS IT AROUND! REXY SENDS SOSA INTO THE STEEL STEPS AND NOW HE HAS MORE TIME TO RECOVER! SOSA’S GONNA REGRET THE DAY HE DECIDED TO CHALLENGE REXY, HE’LL NEVER WIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AS LONG AS REX IS THE CHAMPION!
James Peters: Rex is grabbing SOSA before slamming him face first onto the apron, and now SOSA’s moving over to the ring post, but I don’t think he realizes that he’s in prime position for Rex! Rex slowly begins to back up as SOSA is leaning on the apron against the ring post, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN, HITTING SOSA WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, CRUSHING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE RING POST! YEP, THAT’S IT! SOSA’S DOWN! SOSA’S GOTTA BE DONE FOR! THIS IS REX’S BEST OPPORTUNITY TO GO AND WIN THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW! Rex rolling SOSA into the ring closest to our table, and I think this match may already be coming to an end!
Rich Russillo: Rex enters the ring, and other than that one set up table there’s no weapons inside of it. Rex now is grabbing SOSA, AND HE SETS UP FOR THE REX EFFECT- WAIT! SOSA JUST LOW BLOWED REX! SOSA JUST HIT REX WITH A LOW BLOW AS REX WENT FOR THE REX EFFECT! SOSA NOW PUTTING REX BACK ON TOP OF THE TABLE, AND IF ANY OF YOU REMEMBER REX’S MATCH AGAINST CHARLIE MARR AT TERRITORIAL INVASION LAST YEAR ENDED JUST LIKE THAT! REX MISSED OUT ON THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP THANKS TO A LOW BLOW AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT LOSE IT THANKS TO ONE! History may be repeating itself here as SOSA climbs up to the top rope! This might actually be it!
James Peters: SOSA BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! SOSA JUST PUT REX THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE SOSA BOMB, THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER! THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER WITH NOW! It was a good Championship reign for Rex but there’s no way it’s continuing past this! SOSA’s going for the cover, and I think we have a new EAW Champion!
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Persephone: HE KICKED OUT!! YES!! HE KICKED OUT, REXY JUST KICKED OUT!! SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS!? REX WILL NEVER LOSE THE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND SOSA WILL NEVER TAKE THE TITLE FROM HIM! There is nobody better than Rex McAllister! Not on Voltage, not on Dynasty, not on Showdown, NOBODY! SOSA should just hurry and give up now, he has no reason to keep trying if nothing he does is gonna work. It’s just like what happened to Myles. No matter what he does or how hard he tries, he’ll never be good enough.
James Peters: SOSA looks so shocked, I’m not sure he even knows what to do. SOSA’s going over to the first ring and grabbing that toolbox from earlier, as well as the hammer he dropped. I can’t believe Rex managed to survive that SOSA bomb even after the low blow. Either way SOSA is still in control of the match, and things aren’t looking great for the Champion. SOSA’s getting something out of the toolbox, but I honestly can’t tell what it is. Wait a second.. Oh God, I know what that is! What’s he gonna do with a power drill :dahell: !? I don’t even know what to say, other than Rex needs to look out! SOSA’s just turned on the drill, AND NOW HE BRINGS IT DOWN ONTO REX!
Rich Russillo: REX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND SOSA JUST DRILLED A SMALL HOLE INTO THE RING! There’s a small hole about the size of a nail in the ring now and hopefully that gets fixed up for later, but Rex is in trouble! SOSA pulls the power drill out from the ring as Rex is backing into the corner, AND SOSA TRIES TO GET HIM WITH IT AGAIN BUT REX GRABS ONE OF THE BIGGER BROKEN TABLE PIECES TO SHIELD HIMSELF! SOSA JUST DRILLED RIGHT THROUGH IT, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH FOR REX TO PULL THE DRILL AWAY FROM HIM!
James Peters: REX WITH A PUNCH TO SOSA’S MIDSECTION! Rex slowly starting to get back up, and SOSA approaches him again, but Rex hits him with a back elbow! Rex doesn’t look like he’s in any condition to continue, but this is Rex McAllister after all! He’s survived much worse than this and still came out on top. Rex has gotten back to his feet in the corner and SOSA charges in once more, but this time Rex gets his foot up and SOSA ran right into the boot!
Persephone: If Rexy can survive what just happened, he can survive anything! Rexy is running the ropes now, and he went for a lariat but SOSA ducked it! SOSA went for such an ugly enzuigiri but SOSA ducked that before setting up for another boston crab submission! SOSA quickly escaped it, BUT REX IMMEDIATELY GRABBED SOSA FROM BEHIND AND LOCKED IN A GROUNDED SLEEPER HOLD AS SOON AS SOSA SLIPPED OUT OF THE BOSTON CRAB! SEE! THERE’S NOBODY BETTER THAN REXY!
James Peters: WOW! Rex has SOSA in a sleeper hold and this isn’t looking great for him! He was in control for a bit but just like that Rex managed to turn things around! Rex has SOSA in a grounded version of the sleeper hold too, this can’t be good for the challenger. SOSA needs to find a way out of this one quickly or that’ll be it! How embarrassing would that be for SOSA, he challenged Rex and made the stipulation for it, imagine if Rex made him submit right here with this sleeper hold!
Rich Russillo: That’d have to be detrimental to SOSA’s ego. SOSA can’t use the ropes to get out of it either, there’s no rope breaks in this match! This match stipulation may have just ruined his chances of winning instead of improving them! SOSA’s still doing his best to try and fight out of it but you can tell he’s slowly getting weaker and weaker! I’m not sure where Rex got this from after what he went through earlier, but great job Rex! It looks like this is coming to an end, SOSA looks like he’s starting to fade!
Persephone: Of course he’s fading! SOSA Henderson’s always been mediocre, and tonight is proving it. He was always an idiot thinking he could hang against Rexy, and now he looks way dumber than he already did! The referee needs to just call for the bell already, SOSA’s not getting out of this and that’s obvious- Wait. No no no no. God.. Why did I have to say anything? SOSA’s removed Rex’s legs off from around him, NO! NOW SOSA’S ROLLED HIMSELF OVER REX’S SHOULDERS! HE’S PINNING REX, DON’T COUNT IT REF! THAT’S NOT FAIR! PLEASE! STOP! STOP COUNTING!
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James Peters: REX KICKS OUT, AND IN THE PROCESS HE’S FORCED TO RELEASE THE SLEEPER HOLD! Both men quickly get back to their feet- BUT SOSA JUST TOSSED THE TOOLBOX AT REX’S FACE! Rex is down again after that toolbox just hit him right in the face, and now SOSA needs to take this time to recover! He escaped the sleeper hold but there’s no way that didn’t take a lot out of him. SOSA may have gotten lucky right there, had that submission stayed in this match definitely would’ve been over already! That was way too close for SOSA.
Rich Russillo: Rex has rolled out onto the apron, but SOSA’s not following behind him. Instead he’s noticed the hole from earlier that he made with the drill.. Wait, what’s he doing!? SOSA is tearing off a piece of the mat and exposing the wood underneath! A piece of the mat’s been torn off! Oh God, what does SOSA have in mind? He tore a piece of the mat exposing the wood underneath, and now he’s grabbing Rex and slowly pulling him through the ropes from the apron! Wait, OH NO! SOSA’S ATTEMPTING TO HIT A ROPE HUNG DDT ONTO THE EXPOSED WOOD, AND HE CONNECTS-
Persephone: NO HE DOESN’T! HE DOESN’T CONNECT SHUT UP MORON! REX GOT BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT AND HE JUST PUT SOSA IN A FRONT FACELOCK! REX LIFTS SOSA UP, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A FALCON ARROW! REXY GOES FOR THE COVER NOW, AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THIS MATCH IS OVER, BYE SOSA!
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Persephone: Ugh, SOSA somehow managed to kick out. Just saying, Rex could be letting him kick out. Rex is a nice guy, I still think he’s going easy on him since he knows the match would’ve been over otherwise.
James Peters: Nah, I don’t think that’s it Persephone. SOSA asked for this stipulation for a reason, just like he challenged Rex in the first place for one. SOSA’s been doing an amazing job tonight, but he needs to get back into this if he wants to win his first World Championship. Rex is grabbing SOSA and bringing him over to the exposed wood, and it looks like SOSA’s plan is about to backfire on him! Rex is pulling SOSA into another front facelock, BUT THIS TIME IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR A SUPLEX ONTO THE WOOD!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO! SOSA LANDED ON HIS FEET AND PUSHED REX AWAY! REX TURNS TOWARDS SOSA, AND SOSA HITS HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! SOSA QUICKLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AS REX LOOKS STUNNED, AND NOW SOSA HITS REX WITH A JUMPING DDT ONTO THE WOOD- OH, WAIT! NO! HE DOESN’T GET IT! REX JUST USED ALL HIS STRENGTH TO HOLD SOSA UP, AND NOW HE PUSHES SOSA OFF OF HIM BEFORE POPPING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! SIT OUT POWERBOMB BY REX ONTO THE EXPOSED WOOD, SOSA MIGHT BE DONE FOR! REX IS GOING FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN BUT AFTER THAT I DON’T SEE SOSA KICKING OUT!
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Persephone: Oh my GOD, HOW!?!? HOW IS SOSA KICKING OUT OF STUFF LIKE THAT!? IT’S SOSA HENDERSON, OF ALL PEOPLE! WHY IS HE ABLE TO SURVIVE STUFF LIKE THAT!? HE WAS JUST POWERBOMBED ONTO EXPOSED WOOD, IT MAKES NO SENSE! Now I’m convinced Rex has to be purposefully throwing the match or something. I don’t know if Rex has something up his sleeve, but this makes no sense to me. SOSA’s NEVER been that good, that should’ve ended the match. This should’ve been over ages ago!
James Peters: Honestly, I’d argue SOSA’s always been this good. SOSA’s had one opportunity at a World Championship before this and that was back when he faced Drake King at Gateway to Glory. SOSA didn’t win that match, but after his performance that night it was clear that he was a future World Champion. Tonight could honestly be his night. This match has been very back and forth, these two are throwing everything they could think of at each other, which is exactly what we should’ve expected once this became a street fight. This could go either way.
Rich Russillo: SOSA’s rolled out of the ring, and Rex has already followed behind, making sure he’s unable to get back into this! Rex delivers a huge knee to SOSA’s midsection, before ramming him into the barricade! That can’t be good especially after that powerbomb earlier, SOSA’s gonna have trouble even breathing if Rex keeps this offense up. SOSA’s trying to crawl into the ring still filled with weapons, but Rex is quick to pull him back out before he could even grab anything to use! Rex with a forearm, and it looks like these two are beginning to approach the entrance ramp!
James Peters: SOSA is looking for anything he can use to help him, but Rex has managed to take SOSA all the way to the entrance ramp! Rex pulling SOSA back to his feet, and now it looks like he’s setting up for another powerbomb, BUT SOSA HITS REX WITH A HUGE FOREARM BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH IT! SOSA WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! AND ANOTHER ONE! REX RETALIATES WITH HIS OWN FOREARM, BUT NOW SOSA KICKS REX IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE PULLING HIM IN FOR A SNAP DDT ONTO THE RAMP! SOSA JUST DDT’D REX ONTO THE RAMP, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Persephone: Jesus Christ.. I can’t believe SOSA is somehow surviving. Rex needs to hurry up and destroy him already. He worked way too hard to win the title, there’s no way he can just lose it to this idiot. Rex is the model wrestler, he’s what a Champion should be! What is SOSA gonna do with the EAW Championship? He’s just gonna disappear halfway through his reign and leave Voltage with NO World Champion! SOSA couldn’t dream of being half the Champion, or even half the man Rex McAllister is.
Rich Russillo: SOSA is slowly picking Rex up, and he’s eyeing the ring apron at the bottom of the ramp! I think I know what he’s going for, and this won’t be good for Rex if he gets this! SOSA holding onto Rex, AND HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMP, AND SLAMS REX BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON! THAT’S NOT GOOD, REX DEFINITELY FELT THAT ONE! Rex immediately dropped to the floor after that, but SOSA doesn’t care how much pain he’s in, he can’t care! The EAW Championship is what’s most important to him right now, and if it wasn’t obvious before he’s gonna do whatever it takes to get it!
James Peters: SOSA’s slid into the ring to retrieve that steel chair from earlier before sliding right back out of the ring, AND NOW HE SLAMS THE CHAIR OVER REX’S BACK! Rex is trying to grab onto the barricade to pull himself up, BUT SOSA HITS HIM WITH THE CHAIR ONCE AGAIN! REX IS DOWN, AND NOW SOSA IS WRAPPING THE CHAIR AROUND HIS NECK WHILE KEEPING A FOOT ON HIS BACK TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING UP! SOSA now reaching under the ring, and he has another steel chair! I think I know what he’s about to go for! SOSA SLAMMING THE SECOND STEEL CHAIR ONTO REX-
Rich Russillo: NO! REX MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! HE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO MOVE, I THINK HE JUST CAME TO HIS SENSES AND SAW THE CHAIR COMING AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! REX KICKS SOSA IN THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW HE THROWS HIM INTO THE RING APRON! Rex taking that chair off from around his neck, AND NOW HE HITS SOSA IN THE STOMACH WITH IT, BEFORE SLAMMING IT OVER SOSA’S HEAD! REX ROLLS SOSA INTO THE RING, AND NOW REX IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
James Peters: Very rarely do we see Rex climb up top, this match is definitely taking everything out of him! Rex is waiting for SOSA to get back up, and with the way SOSA’s positioned, whatever Rex is about to go for is about to send SOSA right into the steps in the ring! SOSA’s slowly beginning to get up, but that’s probably not the best thing for him to do right now! I don’t think he’s noticed Rex on the top rope! SOSA is finally back to his feet, AND NOW REX DIVES WITH A HUGE CROSSBODY-
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! SOSA JUST GRABBED THE STEEL STEPS AND HIT REX RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY WITH IT! SOSA WAS ABOUT TO RECEIVE A CROSSBODY ONTO THE STEEL STEPS BUT INSTEAD REX JUST ATE A MOUTHFUL OF STEEL! Rex looks completely out of it! SOSA’s going for the cover on Rex now, and I think that has to be it! SOSA’s definitely gonna win after that! This is it!
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Rich Russillo: NO WAY!!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, REX SOMEHOW GOT THE SHOULDER UP! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Persephone: NOPE! IT’S NOT A JOKE, REX IS JUST THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! There’s
no Champion better than Rex in EAW history. No wrestler better than Rex ever! SOSA isn’t Championship material, just like Rex said. Someone like him would never beat Rex McAllister. He should just go for the National Elite Championship or go over to Showdown or Dynasty if he wants a World Championship that badly, because Rexy and his title is off limits. Anyone that challenges Rexy will lose, and Rex is going to become the longest reigning Champion in wrestling history!
James Peters: Whatever you say Perspehone.. Rex’s nose looks busted, he’s bleeding profusely meanwhile SOSA’s exited the ring once again. He’s looking for something under the ring, but this time he’s taking a little while longer than usual, as if he’s looking for something specific. I don’t really know what more he could possibly need after what these two did to each other already- oh wait. I think he’s found it. SOSA has a pretty sinister grin on his face as he gets out from under the ring, and… HUH!? WHY DOES HE HAVE A… WHY IS THAT EVEN UNDER THERE!?
Rich Russillo: A CAR JACK!? WHAT!? It’s a small car jack, a scissor one it looks like, but why is that under the ring of all places? Was it put under there before the show started? You know what? Nevermind. Worrying about that doesn’t make much sense, after all Rex McAllister is in trouble here! Rex is just barely beginning to wake up, but that’s a metal car jack, SOSA might just knock him right back out with that thing! SOSA’s re-entering the ring as Rex begins to get back up, AND SOSA CHARGES TOWARDS REX WITH THE CAR JACK- BUT REX CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SPEAR!
James Peters: That had to be a desperate move by Rex, there’s no way he could’ve hit a move like that so fast! I don’t think he got all of it as SOSA is slowly starting to get up, but he got enough of it to make SOSA drop the car jack! Rex is grabbing the car jack now as SOSA gets back to his feet, AND REX HITS SOSA IN THE FACE WITH THE CAR JACK! SOSA IS DOWN AND I THINK THAT JUST BUSTED HIM OPEN! THAT DEFINITELY LEFT A CUT IN HIS FOREHEAD, BUT REX ISN’T STOPPING THERE! REX HOLDS THE CAR JACK OVER SOSA, AND HE SLAMS IT RIGHT OVER HIS FOREHEAD!
Persephone: YES! THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE REXY! KILL HIM! END HIS LIFE! KILL HIM LIKE YOU SHOULD’VE KILLED MYLES! Ooh, Rexy is pulling SOSA up, and he just sent him into the corner of the ring. Rexy is grabbing the kendo stick before reapproaching SOSA, and now Rex kicks him in the midsection- BEFORE CHOKING HIM IN THE CORNER! YES! THIS IS WHAT SOSA DESERVES FOR WHAT HE DID EARLIER! CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! KILL HIM, KILL HIM OFF REXY!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND, SOSA JUST KICKED REX BELOW THE BELT BEFORE TURNING IT AROUND AND PUSHING REX INTO THE CORNER! SUPERKICK BY SOSA, AND NOW HE HITS THE JUMPING DDT!!!! DEADSHOT!!!!! DEADSHOT CONNECTS ON REX MCALLISTER!!!! THAT’S IT!!! SOSA’S HOOKING THE LEGS, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! WE HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION, SOSA DID IT, BUT NOT LIKE THIS!!!! NOT AFTER WHAT HE JUST DID!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HOW!? THERE’S NO WAY HE SHOULD’VE KICKED OUT OF THAT, HOW IS REX SURVIVING ALL OF THIS!? THIS MATCH IS STILL ON, REX SOMEHOW KICKED OUT OF THE DEADSHOT!
James Peters: Rex’s resilience is admirable, how is he still in this match!? SOSA nearly had this match won even if he had to low blow Rex a second time, but somehow even one of the greatest moves in his arsenal wasn’t enough to get the job done! SOSA can’t believe his eyes and is even looking at the referee and asking for confirmation, and somehow Rex did kick out of that before three! This match is still on, and SOSA needs to do everything in his power to keep Rex down!
Persephone: I definitely knew Rex was gonna kick out there. I wasn’t worried one bit.
James Peters: :usure:
Persephone: Yep! It’s Rex McAllister, why would I ever doubt him!? I’m not scared or anything, SOSA Henderson is mediocre at best. Rex on the other hand is the greatest of all time. Rex has this.
Rich Russillo: Well if that’s the case he needs to do something quick, because now it’s SOSA with the car jack and he just slammed it onto Rex’s same hand that was hit with the hammer earlier! Rex is holding his hand tight in pain, AND THAT GAVE SOSA THE OPENING HE NEEDED TO SLAM THE CAR JACK INTO REX’S FACE AS HARD AS HE POSSIBLY COULD! Rex has to be out at this point, but after he kicked out of one of SOSA’s best moves I’m not sure if even that will be enough to keep him down for the three count!
James Peters: I think SOSA’s realized that as well, which is why he’s now going over to the table that hasn’t been broken yet! SOSA is setting it up in the corner opposite of where Rex is, and I’m not sure what his goal is here but Rex hasn’t even moved since getting hit in the face with that carjack! Since SOSA brought that in this match took a turn, both of their faces are slowly being covered in blood, and yet they still have no intentions of stopping!
Persephone: This should be over already. Don’t say that. Rex is letting SOSA do all of that so this would actually be a challenge for him. If Rex put everything he had into this match it would’ve been over already. It would’ve been over a very long time ago. SOSA would’ve only lasted five minutes at best.
James Peters: SOSA is grabbing Rex, pulling him back to his feet before lifting him up! SOSA did something similar outside of the ring while they were on the ramp, so I think I know what SOSA is about to do! SOSA IS CHARGING TOWARDS THE TABLE WITH REX IN HIS GRASP- BUT WAIT! REX IS ELBOWING SOSA AS HARD AS HE CAN, AND NOW HE MANAGES TO GET HIS FEET ON THE ROPES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM GOING THROUGH THE TABLE! SOSA WAS ABOUT TO RAM REX RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE BUT SOMEHOW REX MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF, THAT WAS SUPER CLOSE!
Rich Russillo: REX WITH A HEADBUTT TO SOSA! SOSA JUST LET GO OF REX, AND NOW REX GRABS SOSA BEFORE PUTTING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! WOW! I don’t know how Rex is still fighting to be honest, but it looks like he’s about to put an end to this! Rex is dragging SOSA away from all of the table pieces, and he’s not going for the pin! Whatever he’s about to do next has to end this match! Rex is pulling SOSA back to his feet, AND THERE REX GOES! THE REX EFFECT!!!
Persephone: THE REX EFFECT CONNECTS!!!! YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! YES!!!! YOU SEE THAT!? YOU SEE WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME!?!? SOSA CAN’T BEAT REXY!!! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT STIPULATION, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT OPPONENT, REXY WILL ALWAYS WIN! THE COVER BY REX!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: ….
James Peters: SOSA HENDERSON JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Persephone: NO NO NO NO NO, THIS HAS TO BE SOME TYPE OF MISTAKE, SOSA COULDN’T HAVE KICKED OUT OF THAT! THE REFEREE COUNTED TO SLOW! IT WAS A BAD CALL! SOMEONE REPLAY THE FOOTAGE OR SOMETHING, HE COULDN’T HAVE KICKED OUT!
James Peters: NO, SOSA KICKED OUT OF IT! SOSA HENDERSON KICKED OUT OF THE REX EFFECT! Rex hasn’t even responded and instead is just down on the mat trying to recover after everything that happened, but I’m sure he thought that’d get the job done! I thought it’d get it done! This is why it’s wrong to underestimate SOSA Henderson. He’s had his issues in the past that’s caused him to take his breaks from the company, but ever since his return this year SOSA’s been on fire! He’s been having some of the best performances of his career and this is no doubt one of them!
Rich Russillo: Rex is crawling under the bottom rope and to the second ring, grabbing that toolbox before re-entering the first one. Rex hasn’t really used any of the items inside of it, although I’m not even sure what’s in there. Rex is pulling SOSA away from the center of the ring, and now he’s just pouring out all of the items that were in there! Rex has just poured a bunch of different tools, nuts and bolts into the center of the ring! What could possibly be going through his head right now!?
James Peters: Rex is very slowly pulling Rex back up to his feet while approaching that pile of tools, and I think he’s trying to lift SOSA up for a powerbomb! Rex is trying to pick SOSA up, BUT SOSA’S DOING HIS BEST TO FIGHT BACK! SOSA’S PUNCHING AWAY AT REX’S MIDSECTION! SOSA IS DOING HIS BEST TO NOT GET IN POSITION FOR THE POWERBOMB, BUT REX IS POWERING THROUGH THE PUNCHES! REX SUCCESSFULLY LIFTS SOSA UP- HEY WAIT A MINUTE! WHEN DID SOSA PICK THAT UP!? SOSA HAS A SCREWDRIVER IN HIS HAND AND HE JUST HIT REX IN THE WOUND ON HIS FOREHEAD WITH IT!
Rich Russillo: He must have picked it up while he was down once Rex poured out all the tools in that pile! That was disgusting, and it had to hurt Rex badly! As gross as it was though, it was a very smart move from SOSA! Now if anything he has more time to recover than he did before, and hopefully one of these two men find a way to put an end to this! SOSA has been doing an amazing job tonight, but as usual so has Rex! Rex said a street fight would be nothing to him, we’ll see if he’s able to live up to that.
Persephone: We’ll see???? We already have seen it! Do you seriously think SOSA stands a chance!?
Rich Russillo: Well if you say he doesn’t stand a chance then I have no choice but to agree.
James Peters: SOSA still has the screwdriver in his hand, and now he’s reapproaching Rex, BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN ON- WAIT NO! REX MANAGES TO GRAB SOSA’S HANDS, BUT I THINK SOSA WAS TRYING TO SLAM THE SCREWDRIVER ONTO REX’S CUT FOREHEAD AGAIN! REX IS JUST BARELY SAVING HIMSELF HERE, AND NOW HE’S GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE KICKING REX IN THE MIDSECTION!
Rich Russillo: NOW REX IS THE ONE WITH THE SCREWDRIVER IN HIS HAND, AND SOSA HAS A SIMILAR WOUND ON HIS FOREHEAD AS HE WAS HIT WITH THAT CAR JACK AS WELL, SO HE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL RIGHT NOW! REX JUST GRABBED SOSA AND HIT HIM WITH A HUGE JUMPING KNEE, AND NOW SOSA IS BACKED INTO THE CORNER, ALLOWING REX TO JUST STOMP AWAY AT HIM! REX IS JUST STOMPING AND STOMPING, CAUSING SOSA TO FALL DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER! REX RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE HITS A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE!
Persephone: YES! LET’S GO REXY! I can see it now, Rexy’s one step closer to killing this loser off and retaining his rightfully deserved EAW Championship! Can’t believe you guys actually tried hyping SOSA up like he had any chance of winning. He’s just a free title defense just like Myles was, and just like whoever challenges Rex after this. There is no challenge for Rex on the EAW roster, which is why I honestly think Rex should be the only hall of famer ever. Nobody else is as deserving as him so nobody else should have that honor.
James Peters: Rex is pulling SOSA out of the corner, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE REX LOCK! REX IS TRYING TO GET THE REX LOCK LOCKED IN, BUT SOSA IS DOING HIS BEST TO TRY AND FIGHT OUT OF IT! HE’S ELBOWING AND PUNCHING AWAY, AND I THINK HE’S OUT OF IT! SOSA just barely managed to save himself from the Rex Lock, but Rex hasn’t given up! He’s trying to go back to that boston crab submission but SOSA manages to escape that as well! SOSA is on the defensive right now, and if this continues I don’t know how SOSA could possibly win! This is what Rex must’ve been talking about all along! He’s said from the start that SOSA couldn’t outwrestle him, and now is his best opportunity to prove that!
Rich Russillo: It is, but I’m not sure if he HAS proved it! SOSA’s doing a great job of avoiding all these submissions, AND NOW REX IS ATTEMPTING ANOTHER SLEEPER HOLD BUT AS SOON AS REX DROPS TO THE MAT SOSA MANAGES TO ROLL BACK ON TO HIS FEET! This time SOSA is pulling Rex up, AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE PILE OF TOOLS- BUT REX HITS SOSA WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE HE COULD!
James Peters: Rex now looks like he’s attempting a standing guillotine choke, BUT SOSA GRABS THE HURT HAND FROM EARLIER BEFORE RAMMING REX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SOSA NOW WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK- BUT REX MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE GRABBING SOSA AND HITTING HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! REX HAS THIS IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW, I THINK HE SEES THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!
Persephone: YES! COME ON REXY, FINISH HIM OFF!!! KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM! CAN WE GET THAT CHANT GOING, MAYBE THE FANS CAN MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL FOR ONCE!
Rich Russillo: REX IS PULLING SOSA OVER TO THE PILE OF TOOLS, NUTS AND BOLTS, AND I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE’S SETTING UP FOR! REX FINISHED MYLES OFF THIS EXACT SAME WAY ONTO A PILE OF THUMBTACKS BACK AT BLOODSPORT! REX MCALLISTER, WITH THE REX EFFECT ONTO SOSA HENDERSON!!!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! SOSA WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, AND IT ONLY DROPS REX ONTO THE PILE!!! SOSA NOW WITH A HUGE STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, AND NOW HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS REX IS JUST BARELY COMING TO HIS SENSES! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH, AND I THINK IT WILL BE, BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT REX INTENDED!
Persephone: No way… No way…. Please no…
James Peters: REX QUICKLY TRIED TO GET BACK UP, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE!!!! PAID IN FULL, CRUSHING REX ONTO THAT HUGE PILE OF NOTHING BUT METAL! SOSA QUICKLY GOING FOR THE COVER, IS THAT REALLY IT!? DID SOSA ACTUALLY DO IT!?
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner….. AAAANNNDDDD NNEEEEEWWWWWWW EAW CHAMPION….. SSSOOOOOOSSSAAAAAAA HHEEEEEENNNNNDDDEEEERRRSOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!
(‘Faneto’ hits, and while the majority of the crowd begins to boo, there’s still a mixed reaction out of pure shock. SOSA Henderson slowly rolls off of Rex McAllister and just lays there for a bit, doing his best to both recover and soak in the moment before finally getting back to his feet. The referee raises his hand, but soon after SOSA pulls it away as he’s handed his Championship, before raising the EAW Championship up for the first time in his career.)
James Peters: Oh my God! SOSA Henderson is the new EAW Champion, he actually did it! For weeks SOSA warned Rex that there would be a title change at Territorial Invasion, and now he’s finally done it! SOSA Henderson is finally on top of the mountain after years of fighting to get there! He may have used some dirty tactics in this match, but this was a street fight. Anything goes in a match like this and that’s exactly what SOSA wanted.
Persephone: .
Rich Russillo: SOSA said he had nothing to prove to Rex, and it looks like that couldn’t be more true. For weeks SOSA has outsmarted Rex. First in their original match when SOSA got Rex disqualified. Then in their tag team match when SOSA tagged himself in and got the win when Rex had it. Now tonight SOSA put his money where his mouth was, and all I can say now is congratulations!
Persephone: .
James Peters: What a match this was too. SOSA had to work for this one. Especially near the end, Rex was doing everything he could to just lock in a submission knowing both he and SOSA had not much left, but SOSA managed to get out of them every time! What a match, and what a win for SOSA Henderson! Congratulations!
Persephone: .
(As ‘Faneto’ continues to play, Rex McAllister has already come to his senses, and he looks completely shocked. He didn’t believe in SOSA the entire build to Territorial Invasion, but tonight he was proven wrong, at the cost of his EAW Championship. As he slowly begins to realize what happened he rolls out of the ring, looking at SOSA with the Championship for a little while before finally nodding, showing a sign of respect before slowly making his way on the ramp. The camera finally cuts back to SOSA Henderson, and he continues his celebration as Territorial Invasion begins to fade away from ringside.)
(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring with a smile as she begins to speak to the crowd)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS & Pop Smoke plays up as Andre Walker walks out to the stage. He stands at the center for a moment with a serious look on his face as the usual swagger has seemed to be replaced in an instant with determination. He knows how major this match can be for his career and he’s going to make the most of it as he makes his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challengers … from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 185 pounds… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker has familiarized himself with the New Breed Title on multiple occasions, if it be Fighting Spirit 2020 or Pain For Pride, let’s just say that he has a familiar taste for these kinds of situations. Finding himself in these nearly impossible situations yet managing to swap the odds in his favor for the better!
Flannery McCoy: But one thing that has stayed the same is the fact that he’s never seemed to win it before. If anything this is his chance to make it right and finally close the chapter in this book, but the question is, will the result stay the same? Who knows, Andre is a man full of tricks, I won’t be surprised if he pulls one out tonight.
Jake Mercer: If you use a telescope and look closely, you can still see the bit of cac that Andre Walker has left in his system from that horrid one month skin disease that he had after Pain For Pride, I’m telling you, absolutely wild.
(Andre circles around the ring before quickly sliding onto the apron and standing up as he looks out to the crowd before entering into the ring. He quickly climbs up to the top rope and poses there before creeping back into his serious look once more as he jumps off and makes his way over to his corner, preparing himself as ‘GATTI’ then fades out. ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach then plays up to cheers as SEBAS makes his way out to the stage. He has a smirk on his face as he looks around and spreads his arms out in a cheerful manner before pointing to himself and making a Championship gesture around his waist and pointing right to the ring as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Next… from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 205 pounds… TROPICAL BREEZE… SEBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: We can start at Operation: Doomsday 2020 when SEBAS won a New Breed Showcase match which practically garnered him the right to gain a shot against the New Breed Champion sometime along the line, but with outside interference, that seemed to be like a tall task by the looks of it. But now he finds himself in a situation where he can thrive, a proper matchup which he can prove himself to the EAW Universe!
Flannery McCoy: Certainly and I don’t see him disappointing. SEBAS has always seemed to be a star and this is just going to be another example of that tonight. I cannot wait to see what he has in store for us and who knows, we might just be seeing a new New Breed Champion in the form of Tropical Breeze tonight!
Jake Mercer: I will never forget the tapes I watched of SEBAS as SABES wrestling in the underground wrestling scene! I can tell you right now, I will never forget that. Never have I seen someone pull off a triple rotation moonsault so smoothly like he did! If he does that in this match, then we have a winner!
(SEBAS quickly walks around before jumping up onto the apron from ringside. He stays on a knee as he grabs the ropes and looks out to the crowd before jumping back up and entering into the ring. He circles around before jumping up to the top rope and posing for the crowd with a smirk as he jumps down and makes his way to his corner as ‘La Guayaba’ fades out. ‘Nightcrawler’ by Travis Scott ft. Swae Lee & Chief Keef then plays up to a mixed reaction as Bronson Daniels makes his way out to the stage with the New Breed Championship around his shoulder. As he turns around he ushers someone out as before long, to the shock of literally everyone in the arena, a kangaroo makes his way out to the stage. Bronson is wearing a Black Panther attire, with the signature mask, on, while his Kangaroo “Miles” has a Gucci Bucket Hat on. Bronson jumps around in anticipation as he raises the New Breed Championship in the air as he keeps it raised up and makes his way down the ramp, and yes surprisingly, the kangaroo follows him as well)
Stephie Love: And lastly… from Cocoa Beach, Florida… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is the NEW BREED CHAMPION… THE EUPHORIC MACHINE… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: That’s a very interesting choice of entrance by Bronson, he’s always seemed to pull off something extravagant yet bringing out a kangaroo is something I did not expect from him. But anyways minus all the goofy stuff Bronson has shown day in and day out that he is not someone to sleep on as he holds the New Breed Title. From Pain For Pride to Midsummer Massacre he has solidified his dominance as Champion moving forward in Season 14.
Flannery McCoy: Definitely but he finds himself in possibly one of his biggest defenses as Champion as the stakes are very high in this matchup considering the starpower that they’re all at tonight. The question is who’s going to come out on top! I wouldn’t consider it far fetched from Bronson to do exactly that, and he might just pull that off.
Jake Mercer: Bronson told me backstage as he and the kangaroo were training that apparently he calls the kangaroo “Miles”, like I’m not lying this time. But I never do though soooo… :mjgrin:
(Bronson walks around the ringside area as the kangaroo obediently follows as he continues to strut around as he holds the New Breed Championship up. The Ref slides out of the ring and argues about the involvement of the kangaroo as before long, both them come to a conclusion to put him behind the barricade, not very smart. Bronson then takes off the mask, leaves it on the steel steps and enters the ring and looks at the other two competitors in this match as he raises the New Breed Championship up as he moves to his corner and ‘Nightcrawler’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway! AND IT’S ANDRE WALKER QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND KNOCKING BRONSON DANIELS RIGHT DOWN ON THE HEAD! Bronson quickly retreating out of the ring, BUT SEBAS QUICKLY RUNS UP TO ANDRE AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO HIS BACK PROPELLING HIM INTO THE CORNER! Bronson trying to recover as SEBAS sees that and runs to the ropes and back, SUICIDE DIVE AS HE LAUNCHES THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKES DOWN BRONSON AT RINGSIDE! THIS MATCH HAS ALREADY WENT HAYWIRE!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS quickly bringing Bronson up, AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE STAIRS! WAIT! BRONSON SLIPS BEHIND HIM AND THROWS HIM GUT FIRST INTO THE STAIRS! Andre is quickly retreating out to the outside of the ring as Bronson is trying to recover, BUT ANDRE LEAPS OVER THE STAIRS AS HE TAKES BRONSON DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY USING THE STEEL STEPS AS MOMENTUM AS HE SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Bronson struggling to get up as the fight is being brought to him right now. Andre grabbing him by the head and quickly bringing him up, BUT BRONSON WITH A QUICK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE GUT OF ANDRE! Andre stumbles back as Bronson grabs him by the head, AND SLAMS HIM HEADFIRST RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON WHICH FORCES HIM BACKWARDS AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! SEBAS quickly jumping up onto the apron as Bronson turns his attention to him, SEBAS RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK! BUT BRONSON GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS AND SWEEPS HIM DOWN CAUSING HIM TO TUMBLE DOWN ONTO THE APRON!
Stew-O: Bronson quickly grabbing SEBAS and bringing him up to his feet, AS HE THROWS HIM BACKFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! SEBAS grabbing his back in pain as Bronson quickly runs forward, AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! BUT SEBAS AVOIDS IT! BRONSON CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AND GETS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker getting back up to his feet as he turns SEBAS around, AND SENDS A ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE FORCING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! SEBAS down on a knee as Andre quickly grabs him, BUT SEBAS RETALIATES WITH A FOREARM TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM BACK! Andre trying to move forward, BUT SEBAS WITH A SPINNING GUT KICK FORCING HIM BACK AGAIN! SEBAS quickly runs forward, DISCUS ELBOW! BUT ANDRE CATCHES HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Andre quickly bringing him up to his feet and bringing him up to his feet and grabbing him, BUT SEBAS BEGINNING TO SEND PUNCHES TO HIS GUT TRYING TO FEND HIM OFF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! Andre finally backing up as he turns his attention back to SEBAS, SEBAS GOING FOR A SUPERKICK! BUT ANDRE QUICKLY GRABS THE LEG OF SEBAS AND GOES UNDER AS HE SWEEPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre keeping a hold of his leg before grabbing him by the head and bringing him up as he transitions. ANDRE LEAPING OFF THE APRON AND CONNECTING WITH A TORNADO DDT TO THE OUTSIDE! PHENOMENAL MOVE BY ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS AND PLANTS SEBAS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Andre wasting no time bringing SEBAS up to his feet as he rolls him into the ring. Andre about to roll into the ring, BUT BRONSON SLIDES THROUGH WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO HIS HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN AND BACK TO RINGSIDE! Bronson quickly taking opportunity as he quickly grabs Andre and brings him up to his feet as he joins him in the ring as well, BUT SEBAS CATCHES HIM WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK-
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AS HE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND ALLOWS HIMSELF TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! SEBAS quickly moving forward looking to attack him, BUT BRONSON WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS HE LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SEBAS quickly using the middle rope to keep himself upright as he finds himself up to his feet, BUT ANDRE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON! Andre quickly moving forward, BUT SEBAS MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM BACKWARDS!
Jake Mercer: Andre quickly turning around not letting SEBAS get out of his sights, BUT SEBAS CONNECTS WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR AS HE PROPELS HIMSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SEBAS quickly up to his feet, BRONSON QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AT HIM! BUT SEBAS QUICKLY SIDE STEPS AND THROWS BRONSON INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! SEBAS quickly turning to him now as he’s running at him, BUT BRONSON SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! SEBAS trying to recover before Bronson can, BUT BRONSON QUICKLY LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES SEBAS DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!
Stew-O: SEBAS back up to his feet now, BUT ANDRE WITH A BACKSTABBER FROM BEHIND WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN! Andre quickly running to the ropes and back, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! BUT SEBAS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS BOTH OF THEM GET BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! ANDRE GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK! BUT SEBAS GRABS THE LEG OF ANDRE AS HE COMPLETELY FLIPS ANDRE OVER AS HE FALLS HEADFIRST TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! BRONSON DANIELS FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SEBAS SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BRONSON IS ABSOLUTELY TEEING OFF AS HE’S SENDING RAPID FIRE STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BODY OF SEBAS TO WEAKEN HIM! SEBAS grabbing the ropes and retreating to the outside as Bronson quickly runs to the ropes and back as SEBAS is getting back up to his feet! BRONSON LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING SEBAS DOWN WITH A BACK PLANCHA SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Bronson quickly bringing SEBAS back up and rolling him into the ring as he jumps up onto the apron, SEBAS QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SHARP ELBOW TO THE FACE OF BRONSON! Bronson holding onto the ropes with one arm as SEBAS quickly tries to wrench it and force him to let go, BUT BRONSON REELS BACK AND HITS A HEADBUTT CONNECTING ONTO THE SKULL OF SEBAS SENDING HIM BACKWARDS! Bronson isn’t looking to enter back into the ring as he’s climbing up the turnbuckle now and is up onto the top rope, MUSHROOM STOMP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SEBAS’ HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: BRONSON QUICKLY ROLLING SEBAS OVER AND HOOKING THE LEG AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SEBAS BREAKS OUT OF THE PIN QUICKLY! Bronson is up onto his feet now as he’s looking to grab SEBAS and bring him up to his feet, ANDRE WALKER! ANDRE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF BRONSON’S HEAD WHILE HE’S DISTRACTED SENDING HIM DOWN! Andre quickly grabbing Bronson by the arm and dragging him up, AND TRANSITIONS AS HE SNAPS HIM IN HALF WITH A PENDULUM BACKBREAKER!
Jake Mercer: Bronson rolling around on the canvas in pain as Andre is quickly turning around and climbing up to the top rope as he’s trying to position himself on the top rope to fly! BUT SEBAS ON THE APRON AS HE RECOVERS AND QUICKLY NAILS ANDRE RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A PUNCH BEFORE HE CAN LIFT OFF! SEBAS taking opportunity as he enters back into the ring and beginning to crawl up to the top rope and grabs him from behind, I think we know what he’s going for here!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE FIGHTS BACK WITH A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE CATCHING HIM BY SURPRISE FORCING HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! Andre balancing himself as SEBAS is beginning to recover, ANDRE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE TAKING DOWN SEBAS WITH A TOP ROPE MOONSAULT!
Flannery McCoy: Andre quickly rolling up to his feet now, BUT BRONSON FROM BEHIND! CLOBBERING HIM WITH A LARIAT TAKING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre retreating out of the ring as Bronson is wasting no time getting right on it as he rolls out of the ring as well. Andre turning around beginning to notice Bronson, AS HE SENDS A FOREARM RIGHT TO HIS HEAD TRYING TO GET HIM OFF HIS TRAIL! Bronson staggers back, BUT SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT! Andre quickly stumbling away trying to gain some ground but Bronson is quickly running forward, BUT ANDRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: Wait a minute, I think that Andre has shifted his attention to something else.
Andre Walker: (off-mic) Da fuk you looking at man?
(Andre Walker has a staredown with Bronson Daniels’ pet kangaroo as it seems to have gotten his attention. The kangaroo gets into a fighting stance as Andre raises an eyebrow in response.)
Andre Walker: (off-mic) You wanna go?
(The kangaroo keeps his stance)
Andre Walker: (off-mic) Iight… :ufdup:
(Andre quickly tries to hop the barricade but before long security quickly rushes out to hold Andre back from the kangaroo as both of them seem intense into fighting. Also there is animal control who quickly runs out to handle the kangaroo in the crowd. Animal control quickly takes out the kangaroo as Bronson Daniels looks in pure shock as he recovers)
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) FUCK! NOT MILES!
Stew-O: GUNSMOKE! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ANDRE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BRONSON IS FURIOUS AS HE QUICKLY GRABS ANDRE AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! HE HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S SEBAS THAT LEAPS FORWARD AND BREAKS UP THE PIN INSIDE THE RING! Bronson bringing his head up in shock as it falls back to the ground as SEBAS is quickly getting back up to his feet and grabbing Bronson as well quickly as he brings him up! SEBAS THROWS BRONSON SHOULDERFIRST AIMING RIGHT FOR THE RINGPOST AS HE QUICKLY TAKES HIM OUT OF THE EQUATION! SEBAS quickly turning around now as Andre is getting up to his feet, SEBAS setting him up! CODEBREAKER!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE QUICKLY CATCHES HIM AND SHOVES HIM AWAY BEFORE HE CONNECTS AS HE’S BACK UP! Andre quickly running forward, BUT SEBAS CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! SEBAS grabbing Andre by the head now and lifting him up, HE’S GOING FOR A SUPLEX! BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO CATCH HIM AND REVERSE IT AS HE SLIPS OUT OF IT QUICKLY! Andre quickly turning SEBAS around now, USHIGOROSHI! FIREMAN’S CARRY BACKBREAKER DROPS SEBAS DOWN RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: Andre is up as he’s quickly bringing SEBAS up and lifting him up off his feet, BRAINBUSTER! BUT BRONSON DANIELS IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE CONNECTS WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ANDRE AS HIM AND SEBAS CRUMBLE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Bronson quickly grabbing Andre by the head and bringing him up as he sends him to the ropes with a irish whip, AS HE SENDS A SIDE KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS is slowly beginning to recover as well as he makes his way over to Bronson, BUT BRONSON WITH A SPINNING GUT KICK TO SEBAS AS HE’S FORCED BACKWARDS AND SENT TO THE CORNER! Bronson quickly running towards SEBAS, BUT SEBAS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE SWITCHES PLACES WITH BRONSON IN THE CORNER! SEBAS quickly turns around as Bronson is dazed, AND SENDS A KNEE TO HIS GUT AS HE’S BACKED UP IN THE CORNER! SEBAS throwing Bronson down to the center of the ring now as he’s quickly climbing up to the top rope and stalking his prey, AND TAKES HIM DOWN AS HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG CROSSBODY!
Jake Mercer: SEBAS is up to his feet now, BUT LOOK! ANDRE ON THE APRON AS SEBAS SLOWLY TURNS AROUND! SLINGSHOT DDT TAKES SEBAS DOWN TO THE CANVAS HEADFIRST! Andre is quickly back up now as SEBAS is trying to recover slowly grabbing the ropes as slowly but surely he’s making his way to the center of the ring, ANDRE IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK! BICYCLE KICK!
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) AYO WHA-
Stew-O: BUT SEBAS QUICKLY GRABS BRONSON BY THE ARM AS HE’S TRYING TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND PULLS HIM INTO HARM’S WAY AS THE BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS ON HIM AND NOT SEBAS! SEBAS QUICKLY PUSHING BRONSON AWAY AS ANDRE IS CLUELESS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SEBAS QUICKLY ROLLS ANDRE UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY AS BOTH OF THEM ARE QUICKLY BACK UP TO THEIR FEET AGAIN! SEBAS quickly running forward, BUT ANDRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES! SEBAS grabs a hold of the ropes before he whips back as Andre quickly runs right at him, BUT SEBAS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ANDRE CAN DO ANYTHING! Andre turning his head!
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS! HE COMES IN WITH A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TAKING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! SEBAS quickly back up to his feet as he runs forward, BUT BRONSON QUICKLY GOES UNDER! AND LOCKS IN JOINT MANIPULATION! ANKLE LOCK IS SYNCHED IN AS BRONSON TWISTS THE LEG OF SEBAS AS HE STRUGGLES TO TRY TO ESCAPE OUT OF IT!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON IS SLOWLY DRAGGING SEBAS OVER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE KEEPS THE HOLD LOCKED IN TIGHT! COULD WE BE SEEING A WINNER IN THIS MATCH ALREADY?! BRONSON KEEPS THE HOLD LOCKED AS HE’S QUICKLY DROPPING! AS HE TRAPS THE LEG OF SEBAS WITH BOTH OF HIS! BRONSON IS TWISTING AND TURNING! COULD WE BE SEEING A WINNER RIGHT HERE?!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE! ANDRE RUNS IN AS HE QUICKLY STOMPS RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF BRONSON BEFORE SEBAS CAN TAP OUT SAVING THIS MATCH FOR HIM! Andre falling down to a knee using a burst of energy but he quickly grabs Bronson and brings him up to his feet as he throws him to the ropes and back, BRONSON TRYING TO TURN THE TABLES ON HIM WITH A LARIAT! BUT ANDRE DUCKS UNDER, AND LAUNCHES BRONSON WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TAKING HIM OUT OF THE RING! Andre is back up to his feet now, BUT SEBAS RECOVERS WITH A KICK RIGHT TO HIS HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT QUICKLY!
Stew-O: SEBAS quickly rolling out of the ring now as Bronson grabs the apron, SEBAS GOING FOR AN AXE HANDLE! BUT BRONSON QUICKLY SENDS A ELBOW TO HIS GUT BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! This allowing Bronson to get up to his feet as SEBAS moves forward, BUT BRONSON GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AS HE SLAMS HIM DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Bronson finally able to recover, BUT ANDRE IS ON THE APRON! PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF BRONSON! SEBAS is up now as Andre quickly runs forward, APRON SENTON!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SEBAS QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS ANDRE COLLIDES WITH THE GROUND! Andre rolling around in pain as he quickly tries to recover and get back up to his feet before anything else can happen, SEBAS RUNNING FORWARD! BUT ANDRE QUICKLY SLIPS TO HIS SIDE AS HE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Andre quickly swinging around now as it looks like he’s jumping up onto the apron and climbing the turnbuckle as he’s on the top, LOOKING TO FLY! BUT BRONSON QUICKLY JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND SHOVES ANDRE OFF! ANDRE BEING LAUNCHED TO THE SIDE AS HE FALLS RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO RINGS THAT WE HAVE TONIGHT! ANDRE ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN AS BRONSON QUICKLY JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF ANDRE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THOSE TWO RINGS!
Stew-O: Andre is trying to roll away right now as he retreats to the other ring. Bronson follows pursuit as Andre is finding it hard to breath at this point. BRONSON RUNNING FORWARD! BUT ANDRE THROWS HIM ONTO THE APRON! ANDRE SWINGING! BUT BRONSON GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING QUICKLY! Bronson quickly jumping off the apron as he moves over to Andre, ANDRE WITH A DESPERATION ATTEMPT TAKES BRONSON DOWN WITH A SWIFT LOU THESZ PRESS! ANDRE SENDING MULTIPLE PUNCHES DOWN ONTO THE FACE OF BRONSON AS BRONSON IS JUST TRYING TO BLOCK AS MANY AS POSSIBLE BEFORE HE GRABS HIM BY THE FACE AND SHOVES HIM AWAY! Both of them are up now as Andre quickly grabs him!
Flannery McCoy: THUNDERBOLT TEMPO! BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS BRONSON IS DROPPED DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Andre quickly grabbing Bronson by the head and rolling him into the ring, WAIT! SEBAS! SEBAS QUICKLY GRABBING ANDRE BY THE HEAD! AS HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! SEBAS WASTING NO TIME SLIDING INTO THE RING NOW! HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN ON BRONSON! HOOKING THE LEG! COULD HE BE STEALING THE WIN FROM ANDRE RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Stew-O: BUT IT’S BRONSON THAT POWERS OUT! THIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES ON!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS getting up in shock as he pulls himself up. I think he’s looking to finish the job here as he’s waiting for Bronson to get up! Bronson can barely respond as it’s clear he’s struggling to fight back here in this match, SEBAS waits as he looks to put the finishing touches and possibly find himself as the new New Breed Champion here tonight! Bronson is up as SEBAS is quickly running forward! CODEBREAKER!
Jake Mercer: PUNCH A BITCH FACE! SUPERMAN PUNCH SENDS BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS THE FATIGUE CONTINUES TO BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF BRONSON DANIELS! Bronson is beginning to crawl slowly as he looks to go for the pin, AS HE PLACES AN ARM OVER SEBAS! THE REF SLIDES DOWN AS HE BEGINS TO COUNT QUICKLY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Stew-O: WAIT! THE REF STOPS THE COUNT! ANDRE WALKER HAS MANAGED TO RECOVER JUST BARELY AS HE DRAGS SEBAS’ LEG ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE FORCING THE ROPE BREAK!
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) :dahell: Why did you stop!?
Referee: (off-mic) He had his foot on the rope!
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) :whoa: Let’s not spread lies here, naw you have a bias! Fucking StarrStan… COUNT IT AGAIN C’MON!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT SLIDES INTO THE RING THIS TIME AND BREAKS UP THE PIN! Bronson trying to crawl onto all-fours now as Andre quickly runs to the ropes, BASEBALL SLIDE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF BRONSON SENDS HIM PROPELLING OUT OF THE RING! BUT BRONSON HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES KEEPING HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON JUST BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN! Bronson grabbing the ropes as quickly as he can trying to recover on the apron as Andre walks up to him, BUT BRONSON RETALIATES BACK WITH A SHOULDER THRUST RIGHT TO HIS GUT SENDING HIM BACK! Andre turns around as Bronson is ready, AS HE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: Bronson rolls through as he quickly gets up to his feet as Andre begins to recover, Bronson keeps the momentum running towards Andre! BUT ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK SENDING HIM TO THE ROPES AS HE USES IT FOR RELIANCE! Bronson trying to gain ground as Andre runs forward, AS ANDRE QUICKLY LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Andre turning around focusing his attention elsewhere as SEBAS was slowly getting up to his feet as well, using the turnbuckle padding to grab himself and situate himself in the corner, BUT ANDRE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD! ANDRE WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE RIGHT TO HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! Andre quickly looping around now as he runs forward trying to gain some momentum, HE’S GOING FOR GRIMSEVER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SEBAS MANAGES TO AVOID THE BICYCLE KNEE AS ANDRE COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER! Andre is stunned as he moves away from the corner and to the center of the ring as SEBAS is quickly turning him around now as he sets him up! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE DROPPED RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD AS HE ROLLS AROUND IN PURE PAIN TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO RECOVER! BUT IT SEEMS TOO LATE TO PONDER ON THAT AS SEBAS IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! I THINK WE KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR HERE! SINGULARITY!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHOOTING STAR ELBOW DROP JUST BARELY AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW! Meanwhile I think it seems like Bronson Daniels is beginning to stir as he grabs the ropes and begins to keep himself balanced. Bronson quickly moving forward as he begins to bring up Andre, BUT ANDRE BEGINNING TO FIGHT BACK WITH ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE! ANDRE TAKING A BIG SWING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON QUICKLY GRABS ANDRE BY THE ARM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BRONSON QUICKLY LOCKING IN A HOLD AS HE BEGINS TO SLAM ELBOWS REPEATEDLY RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE! ANDRE CAN’T ESCAPE AS I DON’T SEE BRONSON STOPPING! HE’S JUST ABSOLUTELY TEEING OFF AT THE MOMENT RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF ANDRE!
Jake Mercer: BUT SEBAS FROM BEHIND! MANAGING TO GET UP AND KICK BRONSON RIGHT AT THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE WINS BY STOPPAGE! Both Bronson and Andre collapse down to the ground as SEBAS seems to be the only one seemingly still up on his feet right now. SEBAS bringing Bronson up to his feet and lifting him off the ground, GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS BRONSON DOWN! Bronson quickly falls onto the apron as SEBAS runs forward, A BASEBALL SLIDE ONCE MORE TO BRONSON SENDING HIM FLYING OUT TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Stew-O: SEBAS back up to his feet as he’s at the center of the ring running to the ropes and back as Bronson is getting up, AND GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT BRONSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SEBAS COLLIDES WITH THE BARRICADE! Bronson quickly grabbing SEBAS again, AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE ONCE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE SENDING HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson moving away as oh dear! ANDRE IS AT THE CENTER OF THE RING NOW AS HE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD! TOPE CON HILO TAKES BRONSON DANIELS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre quickly grabbing Bronson and rolling him back into the ring as he quickly jumps up to the top rope, he quickly positions himself as Bronson is down, AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF UPWARDS PLANTING BRONSON DOWN WITH A MOONSAULT!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S ANDRE WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
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Stew-O: BUT IT’S BRONSON THAT POWERS OUT AS HIS WILL TO FIGHT ON CONTINUES! Andre is absolutely furious as he’s getting right back up to his feet now, slowly beginning to recover as he’s bringing Bronson up as well, WAIT! SEBAS! SEBAS IS ON THE OTHER RING! SEBAS IS READYING HIMSELF AS HE QUICKLY RUNS TO THE TURNBUCKLES! WHAT IS HE THINKING!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS LEAPS UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE ON THE OTHER RING AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE OTHER TAKING BRONSON AND ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN AS ANDRE IS QUICKLY GETTING UP TO HIS FEET, BUT SEBAS QUICKLY GRABS HIM! AND LEAPS OFF TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY! He focuses his attention on Bronson now as he quickly moves forward, BUT BRONSON GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD SENDING A KNEE TO HIS GUT FORCING HIM OVER TO THE ROPES! Bronson quickly running, BUT SEBAS GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE ROPES! Bronson keeping a hold of SEBAS as he turns him around, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN APRON HOTSHOT!
Stew-O: Bronson quickly rolling into the ring now as SEBAS is stunned as he retreats completely to the other side of the ring trying to get away from him while he can, BUT BRONSON IS ALREADY RUNNING FORWARD! WAIT! SEBAS IS CATCHING HIM! MONKEY FLIP! OH MY GOD! BRONSON IS LAUNCHED OVER TO THE OTHER RING AS HE ROLLS AROUND IN EXTREME PAIN RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS looking to go over to him, BUT WAIT! IT’S ANDRE WALKER ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE WAITS FOR SEBAS TO REALIZE IT! HOW DID HE GET TO THE OTHER RING SO FAST AS SEBAS IS ON THE OPPOSITE RING ACROSS FROM HIM! IT’S ANDRE THAT LAUNCHES FROM ONE RING TO ANOTHER AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A TOP ROPE DIVING METEORA KEEPING THE FIGHT GOING!
Jake Mercer: Andre grabbing him by the head and bringing him up to his feet as he kicks him right in the gut forcing him to falter over right now as he grabs SEBAS! RED ALERT! WAIT! BUT AS SEBAS IS IN THE SUPLEX POSITION HE QUICKLY ESCAPES OUT OF IT! AND REVERSES IT WITH A HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER SENDING HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON IS IN THE RING AS ANDRE IS IN A SITTING POSITION AS HE RUNS THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SLIDING D!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sorry but who would name a move that?
Jake Mercer: Well actually, back in Japan-
Flannery McCoy: Forget I asked.
Jake Mercer: Ok then! Anyways Bronson quickly back into this match as he slides down into a sitting positions and quickly takes Andre down to the ground as both him and SEBAS are down! Bronson quickly climbing up to the top rope now as he looks ready to fly already as he’s seeming very ambitious! BUT SEBAS JOINS HIM! SEBAS QUICKLY GRABS HIM AND LOOKS TO GO FOR A SPANISH FLY! BUT BRONSON WITH A ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE FORCING HIM BACK AS HE SHOVES SEBAS AWAY!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! HE ISN’T DONE AS BRONSON CATCHES SEBAS IN MID AIR WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP SLAMMING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN ABSOLUTE THUD!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS HAS HAD THE LIGHTS KNOCKED OUT OF HIM AS BRONSON QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG ON HIM! THIS MIGHT BE IT! AND STILL!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: NOT! JUST! YET!
Stew-O: SEBAS POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) AYO WAIT! NAW NAW NAW THAT WAS THREE!
Referee: (off-mic) Nope, he kicked out!
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) Little fucking shit-
Stew-O: RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BRONSON TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE HE’S DISTRACTED BY ANDRE WALKER! SEBAS is slowly getting up now as Andre is waiting for him to rise, SEBAS is up as Andre quickly turns him around and kicks him in the gut, HE’S GOING FOR THE DRE WALKER 3000! HE’S LIFTING HIM UP AND TRAPPING THE ARMS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT SEBAS USES THE MOMENTUM TO SWING AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A HURRICANRANA! Andre is up now as I don’t think he sees SEBAS, SEBAS WITH A QUICK DISCUS ELBOW TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SEBAS quickly turning around now as he focuses his attention on the New Breed Bro! WAIT! WAIT! BRONSON DANIELS FROM BEHIND! BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!
Jake Mercer: BUT SEBAS WAS READY FOR IT AS HE QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER IT! CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF BRONSON’S KNEE TAKING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! SEBAS from behind!
Stew-O: BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF! WHAT?! SEBAS JUST STOLE BRONSON’S FINISHER AND USED IT AGAINST HIM AS THE BACK ELBOW CONNECTS! SEBAS QUICKLY ROLLS BRONSON OVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN! IF HE LOSES OFF OF THIS IMAGINE!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER LEAPS FORWARD AND BREAKS UP THE PIN ON BRONSON! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE DOWN NOW AS I WOULD ASSUME IN PURE EXHAUSTION AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Both Andre and SEBAS are getting up as both of the are looking at one another with pure anger on their faces as they don’t seem to be the happiest of friends in this matchup.
Jake Mercer: ANDRE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A LARIAT! BUT SEBAS QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER, AS HE GOES FOR A PELE KICK RIGHT TO HIS HEAD! BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS SEBAS FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE BUT QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET! ANDRE GOING FOR A SUPERKICK! BUT SEBAS GRABS THE LEG OF ANDRE AND SPINS IT AROUND AS HE STEPS BACK HIMSELF! AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN SENDING HIM SPIRALING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: And here comes Bronson now quickly turning SEBAS around, AS HE SENDS MULTIPLE FOREARM STRIKES RIGHT TO HIS HEAD AS HE RECOVERS! SEBAS with a kick right to the leg of Bronson surprising him as he’s stepping backwards now to the center of the ring as SEBAS runs forward, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK RUNNING ARMDRAG AS HE KEEPS A HOLD OF THE ARM! AND DROPS A ELBOW RIGHT DOWN ONTO IT! SEBAS quickly using the arm to drag him back up, BUT BRONSON TURNS THE TABLES AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND CONNECTS WITH A QUICK SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is keeping a hold of the arm as he brings SEBAS up, PUNCH A BITCH FACE! SUPERMAN PUNCH! BUT SEBAS FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE! SEBAS NOT ENTIRELY DOWN AS HE’S STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS, BUT HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT! BRONSON SEEMINGLY IN ANGER BY THIS AS HE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD! ANOTHER ONE! SEBAS falling down to the ground not but it doesn’t seem like Bronson is satisfied as he falls into the corner. It’s not taking long for SEBAS to stagger up as Bronson runs right towards him, GUNSMOKE!
Jake Mercer: BUT SEBAS DUCKS UNDER THE TROUBLE IN PARADISE! BRONSON TURNS AROUND AS SEBAS READIES HIMSELF! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER SENDS BRONSON DOWN TO THE GROUND! BRONSON IS DOWN AND OUT AS SEBAS QUICKLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! MY GOD WE MIGHT BE SEEING IT HERE AS SEBAS BALANCES HIMSELF AS BRONSON IS ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS!
Stew-O: SINGULARITY! SHOOTING STAR ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF BRONSON! IT’S DONE FOR AS SEBAS QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG! IT’S DONE FOR!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Flannery McCoy: NO FREAKING WAY! DID BRONSON DANIELS JUST KICK OUT OF THAT?!
Jake Mercer: YES HE DID AS SEBAS CAN’T BELIEVE IT HIMSELF! SEBAS IS BESIDE HIMSELF!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! ANDRE WALKER GRABBING SEBAS, GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! ANDRE QUICKLY TOSSING HIM OUT OF THE RING NOW! I think Andre knows what’s coming as Bronson is slowly trying to recover right now, I’m still in shock that Bronson was able to kick out of that! How in the World was he able to?! BUT WE’RE NOT GOING TO BE QUESTIONING THAT AFTER A BIT AS ANDRE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS BRONSON RECOVERS! THE DAWNBREAKER!
Flannery McCoy: CONNECTS! CANADIAN DESTROYER TAKES BRONSON DOWN! OH MY GOD! ANDRE HOOKING THE LEG! BUT AFTER WHAT WE JUST SAW, WILL THAT BE IT TO KEEP THE NEW BREED BRO DOWN?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘GATTI’ plays up to a boom of cheers as Andre Walker sits up in pure shock. The crowd is absolutely boisterous for him as he gets up to his feet. He looks around for a moment with shock as before long he turns around to see the Ref walk up to him with the New Breed Championship. He looks at it for a long moment as with a swift movement, he snatches it right from his hands. He raises it high in the air before slapping the front of it a few times as he celebrates a long awaited title win)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, AND NEW EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HE DID IT! HE DEFEATED THE POTSMOKER! HE’S FINALLY BEEN DETHRONED! DYNASTY YES YES!
Stew-O: It’s been exactly 120 days since Andre Walker first fought for the New Breed Championship which resulted in a losing effort. 120 days after that and look where we are now! He’s captured the gold for himself after a long journey which has saw him climb through the steepest mountains and jump the highest hurdles, he’s finally done it.
Flannery McCoy: He has shown he can fight through adversity and persevere even through the thickest of things and that one day it would all pay off, and it really did, because here he finds himself with the New Breed Championship a title that he has fought for, for a long time.
Jake Mercer: And guys don’t take away from what the others in this match have done, the persistence of Bronson Daniels pushed this match forward as despite the competition in his way he wanted to go on to prove that he was the New Breed Championship for a reason and despite not coming out on top he has surely indented a lasting impact for a long time. And let’s not forget SEBAS, a rising star in his own right who found himself so close to New Breed gold but ultimately it slipped through his grasp. The efforts today from all there of these competitors won’t go without notice!
Stew-O: What a great match and what a great starter to the show! We can’t wait to see what’s next and you might as well too, stick around, more Territorial Invasion action is coming to you soon!
(SEBAS and Bronson Daniels are both absolutely knocked out, but they’ll be in for a rude awakening when the time comes. The camera pans out to the ringside area as Andre Walker is on top of the commentary table. He raises the New Breed Championship up high in the sky as that’s the last shot seen as Territorial Invasion fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for vanilla & chocolate ice cream starring Bronson Daniels)
(The scene opens backstage, where Ronan Malosi is pumping up his team before the big tag match.)
Ronan Malosi: Are you guys ready?! This is the biggest match of all your careers. You guys have been training, for THIS very moment.
Jon Kelton: :skip: No.
Ronan Malosi: Yes! Me and all of you have been waiting for this! It’s been a long few weeks My plaques being destroyed, me getting passed over for the promotion at Applebee’s, me being in Canada jail, and even me being on a sex offender list.
Maxwell: (whispering to Jon) He actually fell for that last one. :mjlol:
Ronan Malosi: This is the biggest match of your careers because when you gave me your commitment, you promised you would give your all. And to top it, when we win and I become head of Showdown and fix my outrageous contract that has me the lowest paid Elitist here, you all are going to be showering in riches and title shots. :blessed:
Jon Kelton: The hardcore match with you is all I care about.
Ronan Malosi: Of course! That along with me in charge will bring rating to new heights. Showdown’s been tanking in the ratings as of late. Maxwell wants to beat up Lucas, and James, my loyal soldier, will be rewarded with title shots, which is what he deserves.
James Ranger: Thank you man, that means alot. We all have to get along. That Canada trip didn’t go as we expected, but we all learned something about one another.
Ronan Malosi: It’s been a bad few weeks, but this win tonight is gonna make it all worth it! :wow:
Jon Kelton: You left out you losing your dream girl to Lucas Johnson. :mjlol:
Ronan Malosi: PLEASE don’t bring her up! She just got promoted to management at Applebee’s over me!
Maxwell: Is that her right there?
(Ronan turns around and sees an attractive, curvy, blonde woman wearing a Lucas Johnson EAWShop tee. She is texting on her phone.)
Ronan Malosi: ALISSA?!?!
Alissa: Yes? Oh hey Ronan.
Ronan Malosi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Alissa: (As she points at her t-shirt) Supporting my man. :heart_eyes:
Ronan Malosi: :pensive:
(James Ranger walks into the scene and pats the sad and heartbroken Ronan on the shoulder trying to get him away )
Ronan Malosi: WHY?! WHY HIM OVER A RATINGS DRAW WITH A GODLY BODY LIKE ME?
Alissa: Get away from me now you fucking creep. I saw what you did trying to lure that little girl into your van.
Ronan Malosi: IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
Jon Kelton: It wasn’t tho…
Ronan Malosi: SHUT UP JON! IT WAS! And aren’t you supposed to be working tonight? Do I need to tell Kevin about this? :mjpls:
Alissa: You do remember I got promoted to management, right? I make my own schedule. You were looking at the crew schedule.
Ronan Malosi: I DESERVED THAT PROMOTION!!!
Alissa: Step away now, I’m your boss and you will leave me be.
Ronan Malosi: (As he turns around) :mjcry:
(Jon Kelton and Maxwell can’t help but laugh, even though they were trying to hold it in.)
Maxwell: Just look at that woman :noah:…..A:nd you let LUCAS JOHNSON score her over you.
Ronan Malosi: ENOUGH!! I’VE HAD IT! That was the last straw! Ryan, his two fucking idiots, and his two sluts are in for a rude awakening. You’re gonna all see a different Ronan in this match. I need you guys to back me up on this and follow my lead. I cannot and will not lose to Ryan and lose this match. I HAVE to become GM tonight, I just HAVE to!
(Jon Kelton and Maxwell begins to leave as James is just standing behind him now knowing what to say.)
Jon Kelton: Yeah, yeah, whatever. We’ll see you in the ring later as partners Ronan.
Ronan Malosi: GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! I AM YOUR LEADER AND FUTURE BOSS AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! THAT IS AN ORDER!
(Ronan sees Jon and Maxwell took their leaves and ignored him.)
Ronan Malosi: DAMMIT!!! Why do bad things always happen to such great people like me? :mjcry:
(The scene fades back to ringside.)
(The shot transitions to ringside where we see officials doing some last moment checks to the unit surrounding the ring that was to emit high temperature flames before to ensure the participants safety. Then the shot then transitions to Bella Braxton.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is the INFERNO MATCH!!
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Bella Braxton: There are no pinfalls, no submissions, and no disqualifications. The winner will be declared when one competitor has set their opponent ON FIRE!!
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Bella Braxton: And now, to introduce the participants.
(‘The Joker’ by New Years Day hits the p.a. System in the arena as Ms. Extreme appears on the stage, looking determined and focused. She then starts toward the ring, walking with a purpose.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…From Calabasas, California… She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE POUNDS…She’s ‘THE RED QUEEN’….MS!!!!!!!!!!!! EXTREME!!!!!!
James Peters: Well, no pinfalls, no submissions, no disqualifications. The only way to win this match is to set your opponent on fire. Pretty straight forward, Rich. If you managed to tune into the go-home show last Sunday it was Captain Charisma that laid all the cards out on the table to settle this thing between Ms. Extreme and Kasey Kaos. After taking a direct fireball shot to the face a couple weeks ago, Ms. Extreme went down and her status for this event tonight was left in question. But she declared herself ready to take on Kasey Kaos, but when she went to CC she requested her match with Kasey Kaos be the match we’ve got set up here this evening, an Inferno Match!
Rich Russillo: Right. Yeah, but when making this request known to Kasey herself this past week, Kasey was more than ecstatic about the whole thing! She doesn’t appear to be fazed by it at all. She loves the idea of being able to burn Ms. Extreme to a crisp, but I have a feeling tonight with how personal things have gotten after taking that fireball shot to the face you know Ms. Extreme is going to come out swinging!
(The lights dim in the arena. Smoke bellows up around the entrance, lit by red and purple lights. The ominous beat of Marilyn Manson’s ‘Cry Little Sister’ drowns out ‘The Joker’ now as Kasey Kaos walks through the curtain, to a huge ovation from the crowd. Her eyes are wide, and she has a big smile on her face.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent…From London, England…She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED FORTY POUNDS…She’s known as ‘MISS MAYHEM’…..KASEY!!!!! KAOS!!!!!!!!
Persephone: There’s nothing more creepy to me than a bitch that wears facepaint, with a black serpent like tongue that does whatever the fuck she’s doing right now.
(Kasey leans forward at the top of the aisle, her arms are stretched towards the ring, with her fingers spread wide. She stands up straight and pulls her arms back to a Jesus-esque pose, before dropping to her knees, and laughing loudly.)
James Peters: Kasey Kaos told Captain Charisma not clear Ms. Extreme to wrestle at this event tonight, declaring that she would not be responsible for anything she decided to do, also threatening to go further than a single fireball to the face if they were to meet again!
Rich Russillo: What is this? As if on cue Ms. Extreme is leaving the ring and darting straight toward the end of the ramp to meet Kasey Kaos, and it looks like they’re not going to wait for the bell to ring! All hell is about to break loose here!
James Peters: You can hear the fans here in the Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, they’re no doubt hyped up for this one big time as a brawl has already broken out between Ms. Extreme and Kasey Kaos! Ms. Extreme just whipped Kasey into the plexiglass! Belly to belly suplex by Ms. Extreme!
Ms. Extreme: (off mic) This bitch doesn’t know who she’s messing with!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme definitely means business here, and we’ve not even begun this match officially! She just hoisted Kasey Kaos on her shoulder! She’s going to send her headfirst into that ringpost! But Kasey Kaos escapes at the last moment and lands on her feet! A running swinging neckbreaker connects, and both ladies are down, but it’s Kasey Kaos that sits up first. She takes Ms. Extreme by her hair and begins dragging her by her hair! She’s definitely turned the tables here quickly! She yanks Ms. Extreme to her feet, and now Ms. Extreme is fighting back with hard rights which staggers Kasey! Kasey is retreating from this onslaught up the stairs toward the ring with Ms. Extreme giving close chase and still pounding away at the back of Kasey Kaos!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The bell finally sounds to begin this matchup! Voltage is about to really turn up the heat here, folks. This is certainly not for the weak of heart! It’s the always unorthodox, unpredictable, chaotic enigma known as Kasey Kaos, no pun intended! Tonight she’s facing quite possibly the greatest opponent in all her time of being in Elite Answers Wrestling, a woman who’s no stranger to high profile matches of the dangerous variety, former Pure and Interwire Champion, Ms. Extreme!
Rich Russillo: Someone’s going to be set on fire tonight, and the whole world is about to witness it! I absolutely wonder what can be going through both of these competitors minds as we all watch these flames ignite all around the ring! How do they prepare for such a grotesque and vile creation such as the dreaded Inferno Match? Wow it’s hot!
Persephone: Who cares. My makeup better not start running, this look is really hard to come by. The best thing about this match is that someone can be set on fire in like the first 10-20 seconds and it could be all over just like that! No big dramatic scenes that allow these fools in stands to get out of their seats for, no extra hoopla. Just wish it was a re-do for my sexy Rexy after that wannabe gangster STOLE Rex’s moment! Life’s just not fair sometimes! Hmphf!
James Peters: You do realize the bell just rang exactly a minute ago already, don’t you Seph? At any rate, Ms. Extreme has tackled Kasey Kaos down to the mat, pounding away with rights and lefts, Kasey just laughs at Ms. Extreme. Kasey is a hardcore maniac in her own right, and she just stamped her foot down hard on the canvas! The flames surrounding the ring, the wall of flames begin rising! Temperatures that can reach an excess of 300 degrees and can rise anywhere from six to seven feet high! Whoa! They just reacted fiercely to this, and this poses as a temporary distraction to Ms. Extreme, averting her attention away from Kasey, but it’s just the distraction Kasey Kaos needed because she just charged right at Ms. Extreme! Kasey Kaos just struck the unsuspecting Ms. Extreme right in the head with a vicious forearm which staggers ‘The Red Queen’! Ms. Extreme now starts to block the oncoming attempts by Kasey to knock her off stride! Now Kasey whips Ms. Extreme to the ropes, but wait! She instead pulls Extreme in and takes her down with a powerful short-arm clothesline!
Rich Russillo: WHOA! MAN! Those flames just ignited when Ms. Extreme hit the canvas! I can feel the heat from clear out here, it’s so hot! Just imagine how much they will when someone is being burned alive! Kasey though, she’s packing some serious power behind those mounted punches that she’s raining down on Ms. Extreme right now! Sheesh! Can’t you feel the heat, James?
James Peters: Hell yeah, I feel the heat! What do you think it feels like in that ring! Ms. Extreme is fighting out of clutches of Kasey as she kicks and thrashes her legs into the midsection which knocks Kasey back into a seated position momentarily on the canvas! Ms. Extreme looks to capitalize! She follows up by grabbing Kasey Kaos by her hair and then whips her to the corner hard! The impact knocks Miss Mayhem to her knees, but she quickly tries to regroup but Ms. Extreme is not about to let up for a moment because here she comes! Corner splash by Ms. Extreme on Kaos! Ms. Extreme follows this up with a running bulldog! No! It’s blocked instead by Kasey and she shoves Ms. Extreme away! Ms Extreme not going away so easily though, she lunges right at Kasey, but Kasey with a drop toe hold which trips up Ms. Extreme and she falls into the second rope!
Rich Russillo: OH NO! LOOK AT KASEY! SHE’S ALREADY CLOSE TO PUTTING MS. EXTREME AWAY! SHE’S TRYING TO SHOVE MS. EXTREME THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE APRON, BUT OUT THERE SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD TO RIGHTS BECAUSE SHE’LL BE FRIED TO A CRISP OUT THERE!!
Persephone: Isn’t that what people are paying to see happen anyways? I know I want to see it, and I get to for free! Then this match ends quickly like I wanted and we can move on. It’s a win-win situation in my opinion.
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS PUTTING UP QUITE A BIT OF RESISTANCE TO KASEY’S POWER! BUT CLEARLY THE HEAT IS HAVING SOME EFFECT EVEN IF NOBODY HAS BEEN SET ON FIRE BECAUSE MS. EXTREME IS YELLING LOUDLY! MS. EXTREME HOWEVER STARTS TO POWER OUT! SHE JUST CONNECTED RIGHT ON POINT WITH A SHARP ELBOW RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KASEY KAOS!! MS. EXTREME DELIVERS ANOTHER SHARP ELBOW AND THIS TIME KASEY RELEASES! MS. EXTREME IS BACK TO HER FEET DELIVERS A FLYING SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT KNOCKS KASEY INTO THE ROPES! MS. EXTREME FOLLOWS UP WITH STIFF FOREARMS TO KASEY AND NOW SENDS HER TO THE ROPES BUT IT’S REVERSED! MS. EXTREME IS SENT TO THE ROPES INSTEAD, BUT SHE HANGS ON! KASEY MEASURES HER FOR A MOMENT AND THEN CHARGES AT MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME BACK BODY DROPS KASEY KAOS!!!
Rich Russillo: NOOOOOO!!! OH THANK GOD!! That was so close! Kasey Kaos lands perfectly with both feet on the apron just outside the ropes, barely avoiding being set on fire! But she’s not out of harm’s way yet!
James Peters: I don’t think she really understands that she’s that close to being burned alive! She’s said to have multiple demons inside her but this is ridiculous if she can’t sense the danger she’s in right now! She’s…Rich, this woman is actually laughing as Ms. Extreme continues to tee off on her head with fiery punches full of rage behind each shot! But a headbutt by Kasey Kaos finally puts an end to all that! Kasey steps back through the ropes and takes Ms. Extreme by the hair with force and smashes her face into the nearest corner turnbuckle! Now Kasey comes at Ms. Extreme with a-Oh my! Ms. Extreme comes back with a flying spinning heel kick that thwarts the attempted attack of Kasey Kaos and sends her down the canvas! Kasey back to her feet but Ms. Extreme right there to meet her with vicious forearms to the head, and now has her arm locked! Ms. Extreme is ascending up to the top rope with Kasey Kaos still in her grasp! Look out! Springboard armdrag takes Kasey Kaos down to the canvas! And again the flames rise upon impact!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme looks like she’s on a mission right now! She just snatched Kasey by her hair and yanked like she was tugging on a rope lasso, and now she’s got her near the ropes and the fire once again! Both women are straight damp sweating like it’s a hot summer night here in Mississippi, and those flames aren’t about to cool off anytime soon!
Persephone: Yes, we get that. Hell, even I’m a little short of breath, and near sweating up a storm. But when can we turn the heat down is the question? I guess an even better question is when are one of these idiots going to set the other on fire? Ugh!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme once again pounding away from behind at the head of Kasey Kaos as she drapes on the second rope! She’s going for another attempt at sending ‘Miss Mayhem’ through the ropes, but now Kasey has found herself a handful of the hair of Ms. Extreme, and now she’s tugging it! Headbutt again by Kasey that gets Extreme to release her grip on Kasey and now Kasey back to her feet! Snap DDT by Kasey that takes Ms. Extreme down to the canvas! Now Kasey starts rolling Ms. Extreme toward the ropes.
Rich Russillo: They’re awfully close to the scorching hot flames once again! Kasey, she’s trying to roll Ms. Extreme under the bottom rope into the danger zone, and that’s definitely not a place she needs or wants to be at right now! Ms. Extreme finally realizes where she’s at, now she begins pounding away relentlessly at the head of Kasey Kaos! But Kasey is determined to roll Ms. Extreme into the flames to finish her off for good!
James Peters: YOU DAMN RIGHT SHE IS! KASEY IS DRIVING THESE HARD UNFORGIVING KNEES INTO THE RIBS OF MS. EXTREME, AND WITH EACH MS. EXTREME YELPS! MS. EXTREME IS AT THE MERCY OF KASEY KAOS AT THE MOMENT! AND NOW A GOUGE TO THE EYES BY MS. EXTREME!! NOW A DOUBLE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF KASEY KAOS WHICH SENDS HER BACKWARD BUT SHE’S NOT OFF HER FEET YET! NOW MS. EXTREME IS BACK UP! NOW A GERMAN SUPLEX BY MS. EXTREME THAT SENDS KASEY KAOS FLYING TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! MS. EXTREME COMES RIGHT OFF THE ROPES WITH A RUNNING METEORA! BUT KASEY IS BACK!!! KAOS REIGNS!! THAT CHOKEHOLD HAS BEEN APPLIED!! SHE SAT RIGHT UP AFTER THE RUNNING METEORA LIKE SHE DIDN’T EVEN FEEL IT! NOW MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING TO GET OUT!! SHE’S NEAR THE ROPES, BUT IS THAT A PLACE SHE REALLY WANTS TO BE AT THE MOMENT!!?? THOSE FLAMES ARE SCORCHING HOT AT RINGSIDE!!
Rich Russillo: RIGHT. AND NOW IT EVEN SEEMS AS MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO USE THOSE ROPES TO AVOID KASEY SUBMITTING HER UNCONSCIOUS KASEY IS ACTUALLY INCHING CLOSER TO THE FLAMES WITH MS. EXTREME IN HER CLUTCHES! KASEY IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! THIS WOMAN’S SMILING!! SHE COULD GET THEM BOTH BURNED ALIVE! AND THEN WHAT!!??
Persephone: BURN BABY! BURN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR HUMANS COOKED? BURNT? OR BURNT MORE?
James Peters: 😐
Rich Russillo: 😐
James Peters: I DO APOLOGIZE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN FOR MY BROADCAST PARTNER’S LACK OF SINCERITY TOWARD THE TWO COMPETITORS IN THE RING OF FIRE AT THE MOMENT! MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL HERE AS KASEY KAOS IS INCHING CLOSER TO THE FIRE!! WAIT!!! MS. EXTREME USES THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL KASEY INTO THE ROPES!! KASEY’S BACK IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE FIRE! NOW KASEY IS THE ONE FIGHTING TO AVOID THE FLAMES, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE MORE WITH FRUSTRATION THAN ANYTHING ELSE! SHE DOESN’T WANT THIS AFFAIR TO END! SHE DOESN’T WANT TO ALLOW HER OPPONENT GET OFF THE HOOK THAT EASILY!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S WHY KASEY FINALLY LETS GO!! MS. EXTREME QUICKLY ROLLS AWAY!! SHE USES THE ROPES!! HERE COMES KASEY KAOS!! OH!!!! MODIFIED TWIST OF FATE BY EXTREME CONNECTS!!! THE FANS LOVED IT! BUT MS. EXTREME IS NOT DONE!! SHE HURRIES UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! KASEY KAOS IS SLOWLY STIRRING BUT IT’S TOO LATE!!! BLIND FURY!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! GOOD-NIGHT!!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme falls to her knees, obviously feeling the effects of the fire, the fumes! But she knows she’s got to press on, this match is far from being finished! Now Ms. Extreme begins rolling Kasey Kaos in the direction toward the ropes, because remember, in order to win this match you have to set your opponent on fire!
Rich Russillo: But who’s it going to be that burns!!?? Who gets to walk away from this in some semblance of who they were before they stepped into the ring tonight!!?? Ms. Extreme and Kasey Kaos both signed up for this, didn’t they? Surely they both must feel toward the other that they have a legit shot to send the other to the emergency burn facility permanently, and ending the other’s career for good in the process!
Persephone: Can you two honestly shut up and stop with your fake sympathy already? They both deserve to burn if they agreed to go forward with this, and if I have to, I’ll supply the gasoline myself if it means making this match far more interesting!
James Peters: Uh, Seph, why don’t you just go do that, huh? Why don’t you just get in that ring and tell both Ms. Extreme and Kasey Kaos how you really feel??
Persephone: I would, but it’s not my job to make matches interesting, it’s the talent’s job to do that. It’s just my job to build fake hype around these boring as fuck matches like an Inferno Match to act like I fucking give a shit! You already know how I detest everyone else with the exception of the best of all time, my sexy Rexy McAllister! Know it, understand it!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme just about has Kasey back near that raging, flaming fire and now it’s Kasey Kaos’ turn to fight with everything she’s got! She stops Ms. Extreme from rolling her closer to the fate that may be awaiting her! She elbows Ms. Extreme in the head! Another shot to the head, and this gives Kasey Kaos time to sit up and inch her way toward the corner turnbuckles where the head isn’t turned down any less! Now Ms. Extreme is back to her feet! Ms. Extreme is getting ready to try something here as she backs up a few steps to the center of the ring! She’s-hey! Rich? Seph??
Rich Russillo: What the hell!!??
Persephone: Great! Who forgot to pay the damn bill for this place!!?? Doesn’t this shit seem to happen almost every fucking month no matter where we are?
James Peters: What little lighting there was in the building is gone, the video tron on stage is gone. Everything has gone dark except the flames ignited that surround the ring. The fans seem to be a bit puzzled, as are we all to include Ms. Extreme. Lucky our monitors are still working, look at Kasey Kaos! Rich, look at her eyes! She doesn’t seem to be all here right now!
Rich Russillo: Her head and body are shaking wildly, with Ms. Extreme looking on, and ugh, look at that slithering black tongue! She’s probably drank from every last nasty bile there is from the depths of hell to get that! Now the fire-
James Peters: The flames are gone, and folks we’re in complete darkness now! The buzz in the building is telling enough, nobody knows what to think! What’s that! Is that laughing?
Rich Russillo: It sounds more like succubus laughter, if you asked me. I think my arm hairs are beginning to stand up!
Persephone: Stop being such a big baby, Rich! We both know this elaborate and fake display of scare tactics is just for effect!
James Peters: I’m not so sure, Seph! Wait! Hold on! The fire is being ignited again around the ring, and Ms. Extreme is still standing in the center, but now she’s looking around in confusion. Wait a minute! Where’s Kasey Kaos!!?? She’s gone!! But where did she go!!??
Persephone: (Terrified) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Rich Russillo: THERE SHE IS!!!! (Flinches and jumps back in his seat) WHA-HOLY!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! I MEAN…I WAS LOOKING ON MY MONITOR…SHE’S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!
(Now the camera shot transitions for a moment to show all three commentators standing up backed off from the announcer’s table, looking on at the sight of Kasey Kaos who is standing out front with her arms outward as if she was calling upon some source of power, and her eyes are rolled into her head. Ms Extreme finally sees Kasey Kaos, and she’s somewhat surprised at the sight of Kasey Kaos wondering how it was that she managed to leave the ring, as is everyone else.)
James Peters: KASEY KAOS IS RIGHT HERE BEFORE US FOLKS, AND MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT TO WHERE KASEY IS STANDING! SHE’S TRYING TO CLIMB UP TO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE BUT NOW A BURST OF FLAME JUST SHOT HIGHER THAN USUAL AND MS. EXTREME DOESN’T SEEM TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S GOING TRY GOING UP THE OTHER CORNER! AND NOW THE FIRE SHOOTS UPWARD AGAIN! MS. EXTREME CAN’T GET OUT OF THE RING!! IS KASEY KAOS CONTROLLING THE FLAMES!!?? THIS DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!! AND KASEY-SHE’S LAUGHING AT ALL THIS!!
Ms. Extreme (off mic): What are you afraid of, huh Kasey? Get back in this ring and fight me! You’re a cowardly bitch, and I’m going take your damn head off!
Persephone: THIS ISN’T INTERESTING AT ALL, JUST PLAIN CREEPY! THIS ISN’T HOW THIS PLACE KEEPS MY SERVICES, THAT’S FOR SURE! THIS BITCH IS WAY TOO CREEPY FOR ME!! I AM NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS BACKING UP NOW, WHAT’S SHE THINKING ABOUT!!?? MS. EXTREME IS RUNNING AT THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN ON THE RIGHT!! SHE RUNS TO THE TOP AND THE FLAMES SHOOT UP AGAIN BUT MS. EXTREME COULD CARE LESS BECAUSE SHE JUST COMPLETELY LEAPED OVER IT AND OUT OF THE RING AND SHE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE DEMENTED KASEY KAOS!!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS ON TOP OF KASEY KAOS AND COMPLETELY POUNDING AWAY ON KASEY! THEY’RE BOTH BACK ON THEIR FEET, KASEY SHOWING SIGNS OF BEING DAZED! NOW MS. EXTREME SPEARS KASEY ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND NOW SHE’S POUNDING AWAY AGAIN ON TOP OF MISS MAYHEM!! SHE’S SMASHING THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF KASEY ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! NOW MS. EXTREME GRABS ONE OF OUR MONITORS AND SHE JUST CLOCKED THE HELL OUT OF KASEY KAOS!! KASEY IS RISING BACK UP BUT MS. EXTREME RAISES UP AGAIN! NO!!! KASEY KAOS SHOOTS HER ARM OUT AT EXTREME AND NOW SHE HAS HER HAND ON THE THROAT OF MS. EXTREME! NOW SHE’S GOT HER OTHER HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF MS. EXTREME AND EXTREME DROPS THE MONITOR!! SHE’S GASPING FOR AIR AS SHE TRIES TO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF KASEy KAOS!! THIS IS NUTS!!
James Peters: SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY DESPITE BLEEDING FROM THE TOP OF HER HEAD DUE TO TAKING A MONITOR TO THE HEAD KASEY KAOS IS BACK IN CONTROL AS SHE’S FORCING MS. EXTREME BACK HERE AT RINGSIDE AND MS. EXTREME IS TRYING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO AVOID BEING FORCED TOWARD THE FIRE! THE SAME FIRE THAT SOMEHOW DISSIPATED FOR A MOMENT BEFORE SHOOTING OUT AGAIN BUT SEEMINGLY EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN BEFORE!! KASEY SEEMS TO HAVE MS. EXTREME RIGHT SHE WANTS HER! BUT HOLD ON, BECAUSE NOW MS. EXTREME IS BREAKING HERSELF FREE! HEADBUTT BY MS. EXTREME! NOW MS. EXTREME GRABS KASEY KAOS BY HER HAIR! KASEY BREAKS FREE THOUGH! NOW SHE GRABS MS. EXTREME BY THE HAIR AND SENDS HER CRASHING AGAINST THE SHIELDED PLEXIGLASS! EXTREME FALLS TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: KASEY’S GRABBING MS. EXTREME UP AGAIN BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A BURST OF ENERGY SUDDENLY FORCES KASEY BACK NEAR TO THE RING WHERE THE FIRE IS GOING WILD AS IT SHOOTS UP!! KASEY HOWEVER PUTS THE STOPS ON EXTREME’S MOMENTUM AND NOW PULLS EXTREME IN!! SNAP DDT BY KASEY KAOS AND MS. EXTREME IS FACE DOWN AGAIN ON THE FLOOR!
Persephone: WHAT’S SHE DOING NOW!!?? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD BE FUN!
James Peters: KASEY JUST FRIGHTENED OFF BELLA BRAXTON OUR RING ANNOUNCER, AND NOW SHE’S GOT THE STEEL CHAIR THAT BELLA WAS IN! SHE’S OBVIOUSLY LOOKING TO PUT MORE HURT ON HER! THE DREADED STEEL CHAIR IS ALWAYS UNFORGIVING, AND-WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN’T TELL ME!!
Rich Russillo: KASEY JUST WALKED RIGHT PAST MS. EXTREME WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR IN HANDED AND SHE JUST FOLDED IT UP! SHE JUST PUT IT TO THE FIRE!!
James Peters: OH, I DON’T LIKE THIS ONE BIT!! MS. EXTREME IS AS TOUGH AS THEY COME FOLKS! SHE’LL FIGHT YOU TO THE END! BUT I DON’T LIKE THIS AT ALL OF WHAT KASEY KAOS HAS IN MIND! WITHIN A MATTER OF A MINUTE KASEY MADE HAS TURNED THIS STEEL FOLDING CHAIR INTO A RED HOT HUMAN SKIN COOKER!! SHE’S LAUGHING AGAIN WHILE MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO STAND BACK UP! KASEY TAKES A STEP FORWARD AND SHE SWINGS THAT CHAIR WITH THE END OF IT THAT WAS JUST HELD OVER THE FIRE CONNECTING WITH THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME!! MS. EXTREME IS YELLING OUT FOR HER LIFE!! OF ALL THE PAIN SHE’S BEEN IN THROUGHOUT HER CAREER I DON’T THINK SHE’S BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THIS!! KASEY PULLS BACK AS SHE RAISES THE CHAIR UP AND THEN SHE BRINGS IT CRASHING DOWN HARD ON THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME WHO WAS DOWN ON ALL FOURS!!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS GETTING UGLY! I CAN BARELY WATCH!! NOW KASEY PRESSES THE BURNT FIRE HOT END OF THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME AND MS. EXTREME IS SCREAMING OUT FOR HER LIFE! NEVER HAVE I SEEN TORTURE QUITE LIKE THIS!! MS. EXTREME’S BODY IS CONTORTING AND THRASHING ALL OVER THE PLACE!! THOSE MARKS ARE GOING TO BE ON HER FOREVER!
Kasey Kaos: (off mic) Give up! We’re too powerful for you! You’re already going to burn, might as well be for all eternity down under, with US!
Persephone: EWWW!! On second thought, cooked human skin is the absolute worst smell! Forget about it! Just end this mess of a match already.
James Peters: SHE’S BEEN BURNT BUT NOT SET ON FIRE, MS. EXTREME IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY FROM THE DEMENTED, DEMONIC, AND HIGHLY DANGEROUS KASEY KAOS, BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE KASEY IS DONE!! KASEY BEGINS RAISING THE CHAIR UP AND NOW SHE IS REPEATEDLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF MS. EXTREME WITH CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK, OVER AND OVER ONE AFTER THE OTHER! NOW SHE TOSSES THE CHAIR TO THE SIDE! SHE’S SET HER SIGHTS ON SOMETHING ELSE NOW! SHE’S NOW PULLING THE COVERSHEETING OFF THE TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE AND NOW SHE TAKES THE TABLE AND PUTS IT TO THE FIRE, SHE LIGHTS IT ON FIRE!! SHE’S LOOKING TO END THIS! MS. EXTREME IS NOW REALIZING IT TOO, BUT SHE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PREVENT WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO HER!!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S OUT TO END MS. EXTREME FOR GOOD, YOU CAN JUST SEE IT IN HER EYES!!
James Peters: INDEED YOU COULD BE RIGHT, JAMES! SHE JUST SET ONE END OF THE TABLE ABLAZE AND SHE’S DRAGGING IT BY THE LEGS AS SHE SLOWLY CREEPS UP ON MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME IS STAGGERING BACK TO HER FEET AND AFTER ALL THIS PUNISHMENT TO INCLUDE ABOUT TWELVE CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK THAT’S AMAZING!! KASEY KAOS APPROACHES HER EVER CLOSER TO USING THAT BURNING TABLE TO TRY ENDING THIS MATCHUP! KASEY GOES TO SWING FOR THE FENCES BUT MS. EXTREME BACKS AWAY TO DODGE THE BURNING TABLE! KASEY GOES FOR ANOTHER SWING BUT AGAIN SHE MISSES AS MS. EXTREME JUST DODGED THE FIRE COMING FROM THE LEFT! KASEY TOSSES THE SMALL TIME KEEPER’S TABLE AT MS. EXTREME BUT MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO AVOID IT ALTOGETHER BUT A RUNNING LARIAT DOES TAKE MS. EXTREME DOWN! NOW KASEY HAS HER UP! HAIRMARE!! KASEY HAS HER UP AGAIN! ANOTHER HAIRMARE! AND ANOTHER!!
Rich Russillo: Kasey Kaos treating Ms. Extreme like a ragdoll right now! Now she’s got Ms. Extreme up again and begins pummeling her into submission, knocking her into our announce table here at ringside! But Ms. Extreme fights Kasey off with kicks to the face, and now she grabs Kasey by the hair and slams her face into the announce table! Kasey is staggering, and now Ms. Extreme has Kasey from behind, she’s looking for a suplex! She has her! GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE TABLE!
Persephone: OMG! REALLY!!?? CAN’T THEY TAKE THEIR ASSES OVER SOME EIGHT FEET FROM HERE AND SET ONE ANOTHER FIRE? THEY’RE COMPLETELY MISSING THE OBJECT OF THIS MATCH!!
James Peters: Our announce table sure doesn’t have any give, and it’s obvious Ms. Extreme is out to punish Kasey Kaos after things got extra personal after Ms. Extreme absorbed a fireball to the face. Ms. Extreme goes after the steel chair Kasey used on her a moment ago, and she does the same thing Kasey had moments ago and puts the opposite end to the fire to make it hotter! Kasey is recovering, but here comes Ms. Extreme charging right at Kasey with the end of that chair that was just held over the fire! Extreme just pressed that end of the chair into the midsection of Kasey Kaos, and now she’s pressing with force that end of the chair into Kasey’s midsection and Kasey scowls at first but then laughs through the pain! This is insane! I’ve never seen anything like this in my life! Ms. Extreme just pulled the chair away and Kasey is holding her midsection, where it’s severely covered with second degree burns! OH MY GOD! MS. EXTREME JUST CRACKED THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF KASEY KAOS AND KASEY FALLS ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Now Ms. Extreme grabbing a cable wire and begins wrapping around the neck of Kasey! There’s no remorse at all in the eyes of Ms. Extreme! She’s looking to choke her out!
Rich Russillo: You mean them? Kasey Kaos is possessed, and that might even explain the weird outage we had earlier that also saw the flames around the ring turned down for a brief moment which allowed Kasey Kaos to escape to the outside!
James Peters: Kasey is actually looking worse for wear here as Ms. Extreme doesn’t seem to care about setting her opponent on fire, but perhaps worse and Kasey Kaos is looking very much human and the discoloration in her face tells the story! She’s-wait a minute, the lights have gone out again, I can’t see a thing!
Rich Russillo: The flames are gone once again too! What the hell is going on! Who’s touching me down there? Seph, is that you?
Persephone: Ewww! Gr-ross! Keep dreaming! Stick to your day job, loser!
James Peters: We’ve just lost all power again, and wait!…Hold on, perhaps that’s the generator trying to work through the surge, the lights are blinking now. Ms. Extreme is right out front of us, and she’s confused at all this, which I don’t blame her! The flames once again shoot out from each side of the ring, this time higher and more powerful than usual! The crowd is gasping at this, as are we! Ms. Extreme is still trying to figure out what to make of the display and events happening over the last couple of minutes.
Ms. Extreme: (off mic) Where is she? Where the fuck did she go? Kasey, come out you coward!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is definitely confused, because her opponent she was just choking out is no longer in her grasp! Where the hell is Kasey Kaos!!?? She’s gone again! Ms. Extreme is looking around in complete confusion, unsure of what’s happening with these blinking lights, and honestly WHO IS TOUCHING ME DOWN THERE!!?? JAMES I SWEAR, IF THAT’S YOU WE’RE GOING TO HAVE ONE SERIOUS ABOUT KEEPING OUR HANDS TO OURSELVES WHEN THESE LIGHTS GO OUT! I KNOW YOU’RE SCARED, BUT WE ALL JUST GOTTA CLOSE OUR EYES AND BREATHE!
James Peters: Rich, that’s definitely not me. I would never-HOLY!
James Peters: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Rich Russillo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Persephone: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(With that a shot of Kasey Kaos is shown hiding under the table with the most evil-demonic look. Her eyes are rolled into her head, and suddenly she shoves both James and Rich back to where they fall out of their seats. While this is going on Ms. Extreme, amidst all the arena noise from the crowd is clueless to what is happening. Then she suddenly feels a presence watching her from behind, and she quickly turns around and there stands Kasey Kaos with a wide smile.)
James Peters: Ms. Extreme has just turned around to see Kasey Kaos! The light are still blinking off and on, but Ms. Extreme begins pounding away at Kasey once again, and Kasey is just absorbing these blows! Folks I’ve never been a part of something like this in all my time as an announcer, this is crazy!
Rich Russillo: Kasey just caught the arm of Ms. Extreme, and now she’s using her free hand to place it around the throat of Ms. Extreme! Ms. Extreme is trying to escape the clutches of Kasey Kaos again, but this time Kasey begins laughing in almost a succubus laughter again! She’s forcing Ms. Extreme back and now they’re dangerously close to the fire again!
James Peters: Kasey seems to be somehow overpowering Ms. Extreme, just forcing back closer and closer to those flames, and Ms. Extreme seems to be powerless to stop her this time! There have been several close calls, but this is by far the closet! Ms. Extreme begins yelling out as she is looking back at how close they are to the scorching flames at ringside, but Kasey Kaos doesn’t seem to be fazed by them in the least! But now Ms. Extreme with a high knee to the midsection of Kasey and Kasey finally releases her! Now Ms. Extreme whips Kasey into the barricade where her momentum sends her smashing right into it and Ms. Extreme rushes right in immediately to keep the advantage but Kasey with a modified version of ‘Ask The Angels’, that vicious spin kick nailed Extreme square in the mouth and she didn’t even see it coming! European uppercut to follow up by Kasey! Another uppercut! Extreme is down to a knee and now the ‘Cherry Bomb’ by Kasey Kaos! The shining wizard connects! Kasey takes Ms. Extreme by the hair and wraps her arm around the neck and throat of Ms. Extreme, she has a full-on headlock on Extreme and now she’s using her strength to force both her and Extreme closer to the flames!
Kasey Kaos: (off mic) Soon we’ll all be together. We just love new company. (a demonic cackle can be heard from Kasey after she says this.)
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE BOTH GOING TO BURN!!
Persephone: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN’T SEE THAT AS SUCH A BAD THING!!??
James Peters: BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE KASEY KAOS IS THE CLOSEST ONE TO THE FLAMES BUT SHE’S STILL GOT A DEATH GRIP BEARHUG ON MS. EXTREME AS THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES! MS. EXTREME DESPERATELY TRIES TO ESCAPE, SHE’S HEADBUTTING KASEY BUT KASEY JUST LAUGHS BUT IT’S OBVIOUS SHE’S GOTTA BE FEELING SOMETHING BECAUSE HER HEAD IS SNAPPING BACK!! MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING TO ESCAPE KASEY BUT KASEY HOLDS ON!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE’S COOKING!!
James Peters: CORRECTION ON THAT, RICH! THEY’RE BOTH ON FIRE!! IT LOOKS LIKE THE BACK OF KASEY KAOS IS ON FIRE, BUT SO IS THE ARM OF MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME IS YELLING OUT FOR DEAR LIFE WITH WHATEVER LUNG CAPACITY SHE HAS WITH ALL THE FUMES FROM THE FLAMES AS HER ARM IS BEING BURNED, AND KASEY KAOS?? SHE’S LAUGHING!! KASEY AND EXTREME FALL TO THE GROUND WITH KASEY STILL HOLDING MS. EXTREME WITH THAT DEATH GRIP BEARHUG!! HERE COMES OUR EMS CREW DOWN! THEY’VE GOT FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!! THEY’RE ON THE SCENE AND THEY’RE PUTTING THE FIRE OUT ON BOTH COMPETITORS IMMEDIATELY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: THE LIGHTS IN BUILDING HAVE FINALLY STOPPED BLINKING! THE FIRE HAS SUDDENLY BEEN SHUT OFF!! OFFICIALS ARE TENDING TO BOTH COMPETITORS SEPARATELY!! WOW! I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!
Persephone: I saw the movie Firestarter once. Little fucked up girl with powers setting people on fire. This bitch ain’t that creepy! Although she may have successfully got what she wanted by killing that redheaded bitch. I don’t see her moving at all.
James Peters: Ultimately that’s the biggest concern here, as both competitors were dangerously close for at least a few minutes, and the demented Kasey Kaos, Miss Mayhem. Whatever you want to call her is the only one of the two conscious still, choking up excess fumes through hysterical laughter as EMS workers tend to her burns.
Rich Russillo: Look, James. Ms. Extreme finally comes to to see the EMS workers tending to her burnt arm, and what a relief that is. You can hear the crowd in the background clapping, as it’s a sigh of relief for them too.
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to both Ms. Extreme and Kasey Kaos both being set on fire simultaneously, the result of this match is deemed a DRAW!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: I’m sure this is not a result Ms. Extreme can walk away necessarily happy with, and the look on her face says as much! She’s furious right now as she forces herself up with what strength she has, and you can see that she’s barely able to. The ems workers are surrounding her, and look at that sadistic smile as Kasey Kaos continues to laugh hysterically from her position on the ground all while looking at Ms. Extreme the whole time. The crowd chatter is low, but you can tell they’re in a bit of shock to see this woman enjoying the fact that she was just burned.
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme can hardly believe it as she shakes her head in utter disbelief! She tries to fight her way through EMS Workers, but she’s weakened and there’s too many of them for her to overpower as she watches helplessly while Kasey Kaos gets helped toward the back. She’s also able to stand and walk under her own power! Amazing!
James Peters: I mean, where to start. This was such an anticipated matchup we almost forgot the danger factor in it all. It was a highly competitive match that saw both competitors, even before the bell rang to start the match, go at it intensely with neither giving much ground! Then once they got into the ring and the fire and the temperatures in the building rose you just knew this couldn’t possibly end well, and now we’ve got two injured competitors.
Rich Russillo: You’re right, and the fact that we’re left without a winner given how intense things picked up over the last few weeks with these two, you have to know this is far from being over. If this was just the beginning, I can only imagine how much damage these two could cause for all of Voltage and themselves before we’re done with this season!
James Peters: Stay tuned folks, we still got more action to come!
(A commercial for Strawberry Yogurt with Strawberry Steve. He’s too lazy to speak on it, so the whole time he’s just eating it in front of the camera)
(Territorial Invasion comes back from commercial break to the backstage area as Khamsin is seen making his way through the halls. He seems to be taking a early leave as he takes his suitcases and makes his way through the area. As he heads to his rental car… )
???: FUCKING BOZO!
Stew-O: WHAT IN THE WORLD! CHRIS ELITE! HE ABSOLUTELY BLASTS KHAMSIN FROM BEHIND IN THE PARKING LOT!
Chris Elite: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO DROP THE BALL THAT BAD?! I SWEAR I’M BOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO KING TUTANKAHMSDNLSKNDAKNSLAKNSLKNASAJ
Flannery McCoy: ELITE IS JUST ABSOLUTELY STOMPING DOWN ON HIM RELENTLESSLY AS HE’S BRINGING HIM UP TO HIS FEET NOW, AND SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO A BRICK WALL! BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE THERE AS HE’S SLAMMING HIM REPEATEDLY RIGHT INTO THE WALL AS BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR OUT PROFUSELY!
Chris Elite: FUCKING DUMB BITCH! SUCK! MY! DICK!
Jake Mercer: ELITE IS JUST SLAMMING HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE WALL BEFORE THROWING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Chris Elite: BUM ASS RECEDING HAIRLINE BITCH THINKS HE CAN FUCKING TUCK HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RUN! BOUT TO MAKE SURE YOU POP UP IN A BODYBAG!
Stew-O: ELITE IS GRABBING HIM NOW AS THIS ISN’T GOOD! HE’S RUNNING WITH HIM GETTING A HEADSTART BEFORE REELING HIS HEAD BACK!
CRASH!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! CHRIS ELITE JUST THREW HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW OF A CAR!
Jake Mercer: Elite is pulling him out as he’s dragging him to the front seat now, his face is already a bloodied mess what is he planning here.
Chris Elite: Hope you drive up the stairway to heaven you little shit.
Stew-O: HE’S STARTING THE CAR! NO! NO! HE’S TAKING SOMETHING WHAT IS HE PLANNING TO DO! HE ABSOLUTELY SLAMS IT TO THE BREAKS! THE CAR HAS COMPLETELY DRIVEN OFF NO! NO!
CRASH!
(Chris Elite looks over past the camera frame as the sound is the only thing heard as he shakes his head. In pure frustration he walks away as Territorial Invasion fades out to elsewhere)
(Territorial Invasion comes back as the next match graphic flashes across the screen)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING IS A FIVE-ON-FIVE ELIMINATION MATCH!!! IF TEAM MALOSI WINS, RONAN MALOSI WILL BECOME THE NEW SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!!
( “We Will Rock You” by Artist Taylor Momsen, Maria Brink & Lizzie Hale blasts through the speaker to a humongous pop from the socially distanced crowd. Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers descend from the guerilla position onto the stage, to where they pose on the stage before confidently making their way towards the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 242 POUNDS… THEY ARE THE TEAM OF DR. BETHANY BLUE.. ALEXIS CHAMBERS…. THE MAIDENS OF MALLLPRAACTICCE!!!
Eve: This is the match that the EAW Universe has been anticipating for months now! Team Wilson vs Malosi in a five-on-five elimination match where the general manager position is up for grabs. Whoever wins this match obtains control over the Showdown brand. Whoever wins this match will have control over the future of Showdown, and if you’ve got to wonder. Perhaps, Ryan Wilson deciding to put his position on the line may have been an impulsive decision? Ronan Malosi has put together a wonderful team and I believe our general manager is walking into this match with too much confidence.
( While The Maidens Of Malpractice settle into the ring, “Popular Monster” by Falling In Reverse. The determined Christian Demarco jerks the curtain and steps out onto the entranceway. He scans the atmosphere of the Vaught-Hemingway Stadium before striding down the ramp to meet his tag team partners. )
Gina Romano: THEIR TAG TEAM PARTNERS! FIRST! From Apple Valley, Minnesota, weighing in at 226 pounds.. “THE RECKONING”, CHRIIIISTIANNN DEMMMMARRCOOOO
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson is just going too ballistic with his power and it is only time he gets put in his place for that, and tonight, Team Ronan Malosi has the opportunity to do so. But, I don’t think Ryan Wilson shouldn’t be confident. I mean, look at his team so far. He’s got The Maidens Of Malpractice and Christian Demarco. I believe Ronan Malosi and his comrades are going to have difficulty getting through them tonight.
( “Young And Bitter” by Hot Tag Media echoes throughout the stadium as Lucas Johnson is accompanied by a rainfall of boos. Lucas Johnson poses on the entranceway before gradually moseying his way down towards the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: FROM LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK! Weighing in at 197 pounds… HE IS “THE BLUEPRINT”, LUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCASSSSSS JOHNNNSONNNN!!!
Eve: This is an individual that many continue to disregard as we nearly halfway through season fourteen. Lucas Johnson knows that the EAW Universe continues to put him down and leave him in the dark, and tonight? The whole world is watching and if you know, maybe becomes the sole survivor of this match, that would make his stock value skyrocket to very the top. Lucas Johnson recognizes the importance of tonight’s opportunity and hopefully, he makes good use of it and takes advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
( Team Wilson lines up in the center of the ring and patiently waits for their leader. “The Only Thing They Fear Is You” by DOOM Eternal OST hits through the speakers to an eruption of boos. Ryan Wilson nonchalantly steps out onto the stage with a bold smile on his face. He makes his way down towards the ring, trying to hype up the audience and his partners during the process. However, it is to no avail as his partners are laser-focused into the stake of this match. )
Gina Romano: AND! From Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds… HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF TEAM WILSON.. THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER, RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: What are you talking about? The only thing Ryan Wilson is going ballistic with is his hair! Look at his damn hair! It’s out of control! It’s all over the place. A general manager should look more professional and proper, and this guy hasn’t had a haircut since like 2018, when that Coronavirus quarantine started! I think our general manager needs some grooming :mjlit:
( “Escape by Rupert Holmes” hits to a blaring ovation as Strawberry Steve gradually makes his way onto the entranceway. As he jerks the curtain, the crowd grows even louder as Steve sluggishly walks before pausing on the stadium. He scans the atmosphere before slowly and gradually making his way towards the end of the ramp. )
Gina Romano: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM THE STRAWBERRY FIELDS, GLASGOW, SCOTLAND, WEIGHING IN AT “DOES NOT MATTER”.. “FRESHLY PICKED”, STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWBERRRRRRRRRRRYY STEVE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Are we in slow motion right now? Deadprez? Eve? Am I tripping?
Eve: No.
Gavin Kirkland: Then, why the fuck is he walking so slow? Are you sure that I am not tripping.
Deadprez: Yeah. We’re in slow-mo right now, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Eve: :dahell:
Deadprez: (whispers) Just go with it, Eve.
( “Cha-Ching!” by UNIQUE echoes throughout the arena as the crowd continues to fill the arena with boos. Maxwell steps out onto the entranceway with his audacious smirk as usual. He ignores the negative reception and keeps himself focused on Team Wilson members as he makes his way beside the idle Strawberry Steve. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNERS! From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 231 pounds.. “THE INELEGANT ONE’, MAAAAAAAAAAAXWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Deadprez: Maxwell brings the elegance and style to Team Ronan Malosi, but tonight, he needs to take his focus off how he presents himself, and concentrate on dominating his opponents. Maxwell has proven that he definitely a future prospect here in Elite Answers Wrestling and he just needs his break-out moment, and here at Territorial: Invasion, we could might as well be witnesses to that break-out moment tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Hey! You’re talking normally. What happened?
( Maxwell starts to look at Strawberry Steve in confusion before “狂気の蛇眼” by オリジナルサウンドトラックより begins to play. James Ranger steps out to a negative reaction, smiling and blocking out of the noise as he makes his way down the ramp in swagger. He stops to the left of Maxwell. )
Gina Romano: FROM LONDON ENGLAND, WEIGHING IN AT 243 POUNDS… “THE BLACK MAMBA”, JAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMES RANGER!!!
Eve: James Ranger is also another individual who has yet to receive his break-out moment. Ranger is incredibly talented and I see him being a top star in the next two years, but like we said about Maxwell, he still needs to get his foot in the door fully. He’s put on a lot of impressive performances and leaves a lot of positive impressions, but he needs his magnum opus, and helping Ronan Malosi put an end to Ryan Wilson’s tyranny will without a shadow of a doubt put him on track.
( Silence is followed with “Mob Ties” by Drake as Jon Kelton receives a mixed reaction while he makes his presence known on the stage. Looking more concentrated than ever, he takes a look around the stadium’s atmospheric scenery before making his way down the ramp to join his team members. )
Gina Romano: FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA, weighing in at 210 pounds.. HE IS “THE CHOSEN ONE”, JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELLLLLLLLLTONNNNNNN!!!!!!
Deadprez: On the topic of breaking-out, Jon Kelton has fastened himself onto a fastlane straight to success with that 24/7 Contract he has to his disposal. He has proven that he has not accumulated ring dust in the time he was gone, and he is only one step away from strapping a championship around his waist. But, he is taking his time and looking for the right moment. Who knows? Maybe he’ll walk out of tonight with a championship to his name, or not. But, I know his main focus is on helping Team Ronan Malosi to victory and he is the right man for the job to do so.
( Jon Kelton keeps his eyes laser-focused on Team Wilson as “A Day To Remember” by 2nd Sucks. The roof is nearly torn off the building as the crowd gives a ear-deafening mixed pop to the presence of Ronan Malosi. Ronan Malosi steps onto the entranceway with an elated look on his face. He gradually walks down the aisle to join his members at the end of the ramp. )
Gina Romano: FROM CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA! Weighing in at 280 pounds.. HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF TEAM MALOSI! “THE HOT TAKE KING”, ROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNANNNNNNN MALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: OMG! THE HOT TAKE KING IS IN THE BUILDING! YOU KNOW WHAT? I have been taking Ronan Malosi’s online course about Hot Take Psychology and it’s just out of the world. I have learnt so much from it and I want to share what I have been taught with you guys. You want to hear a Gavin Kirkland hot take?
Eve & Deadprez: Sure…
Gavin Kirkland: My dick is rock hard looking at the Maidens right now!
Deadprez: Man….
Eve: That’s not…..
( Team Malosi gathers at the end of the ramp before entering through the ropes and into the ring to confront Team Wilson. Both teams exchange words as the referee stands between them to separate both teams. Both sides make their way into their corners, where Jon Kelton and Alexis Chambers are chosen to start this match for their respective teams.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: This match is underway as Jon Kelton is starting for Team Malosi and Alexis Chambers is starting for Team Wilson. Interesting starters for this match as both individuals meet in the center of the ring. They size up before elevating their arms for a test of strength. They grab each other’s hands and begin to struggle against each other! BUT KELTON IMMEDIATELY GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A WAIST TAKEDOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: I wish I could slam her down like that.
Deadprez: Kelton moves over for a front facelock as Alexis Chambers quickly fights out of the hold. She gets up to her feet and leans Kelton against the ropes to whip him to the opposite side of the ring! ALEXIS BENDS OVER WHILE KELTON COMES OFF THE ROPES! BACK BODY DROP FROM ALEXIS? NO! KELTON KICKS HER FACE! BUT ALEXIS SNATCHED HIS LEG BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT, SPINS HIM AROUND AND DRAGS HIM DOWN WITH A SCHOOL GIRL COVER!
Eve: JON KELTON MANAGES TO ROLL OFF IT ONTO HIS FEET! AND SHATTER CHAMBERS’ JAW WITH A PENALTY KICK BENEATH THE JAW! CHAMBERS MAY BE OUT! CHAMBERS IS STAGGERED NOW AS KELTON PICKS UP THE PACE AND COMES OFF THE ROPES! CHAMBERS RUNS PAST HIM, COMES OFF THE ROPES, LEAPS OFF THE CANVAS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL HURRICANRANA!!
Deadprez: JON KELTON APPEARING SHOCKED BY THE RANA OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE IMMEDIATELY RUSHES BACK INTO ALEXIS!! ALEXIS ADVANCES FOR A LEFT PUNCH! BUT KELTON GOES AROUND THE WAIST FOR ANOTHER WAIST TAKEDOWN!! HE HOISTS ALEXIS UP INTO THE AIR! BUT ALEXIS GETS HIS ARM OVER HIS HEAD AND ROLLS HIM INTO A HEADLOCK! KELTON GETS THE HEADSCISSORS AND ALEXIS KIPS-UP TO HER FEET!
Eve: Alexis goes into the ropes, jumps over Kelton and off the ropes! Kelton leans over for a choreographed back body drop possibility, but ALEXIS FLIPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS WITH A SUNSET FLIP TAKEDOWN AND ROLLS HIM OVER! BUT KELTON ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET!! ALEXIS ADAPTS AND GOES FOR A KIP-UP HURRICANRANA! BUT KELTON DEADLIFTS CHAMBERS OFF THE GROUND INTO A POWERBOMB!!
Deadprez: ALEXIS MANAGES TO GO OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND ROLL HIM UP INTO A JACKKNIFE COVER!! ALEXIS COULD GET THE FIRST ELIMINATION ALREADY!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! JON KELTON WAS THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE JUST NOW! HE LITERALLY WAS IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH ALEXIS ON TOP!! WHAT A MAN HE IS!
Eve: BOTH INDIVIDUALS GET UP TO THEIR FEET SIMULTANEOUSLY!! JON KELTON SWINGS FORWARD FOR A HAYMAKER OF A PUNCH! BUT ALEXIS CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FIRST!! THAT DROVE THE AIR OUT OF MR 24/7’S CHEST HERE AS ONE-HALF OF THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON POPS ALEXIS CHAMBERS HIGH UP INTO THE AIR!!!
Deadprez: KELTON SNATCHES BOTH ARMS AS SHE COMES DOWN!! POP-UP EGO TRIP!!! NO!! ALEXIS WAS ALMOST DRILLED WITH A POP-UP VARIATION OF THE DOUBLE-UNDERHOOK DDT AS SHE TWISTS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR A BACKSLIDE PIN!! SHE PINS HIM DOWN! BUT KELTON IMMEDIATELY ESCAPES THE BACKSLIDE AND GETS UP TO HIS FEET! ALEXIS REALIZES THIS AS KELTON COMES RUNNING INTO HER!! ALEXIS DUCKS HIS CLOTHESLINE AND COMES OFF THE ROPES! KELTON GRABS HER AS ALEXIS GOES AROUND HIS BODY!!
Eve: ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS GOING FOR THE LEXI LOCK!! BUT KELTON SPINS HER OUT OF IT ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND LOOKS FOR THE RUNNING POWERSLAM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! BUT ALEXIS SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF SHOULDERS AND PUSHES HIM INTO HIS CORNER!! ALEXIS AND KELTON FREEZE ON OPPOSITE CORNERS OF THE RING AS THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER WITH SMIRKS ON THEIR FACES!! THEY BOTH TAG EACH OTHER OUT!
Dr. Bethany Blue: TAG!
James Ranger: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMES RANGER AND DR. BETHANY BLUE ARE IN NOW AS THEY STEP THROUGH THOSE ROPES. I’VE GOT A HOT TAKE FOR YOU! DOCTOR FETISHES ARE UNDERRATED!
Eve: I- SUPERKICK!!! DEATHSTRIKE CONNECTS JAMES RANGER JUST KICKED BLUE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF HER SHOULDERS AS WE MAY SEE AN ELIMINATION JUST LIKE THIS!! DEMARCO ABOUT TO SHOCK THE ENTIRE WORLD AS JAMES RANGER IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HIS FINISHING SUPERKICKS! SIDEPRESS COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS ROCKED AS SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT JUST HIT HER!! MAXWELL IS APOPLECTIC AS HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT FOR THE DOCTOR!! RANGER NOW MAKES SURE BLUE IS LAID OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE AS HE NOW PROCEEDS TO STEP THROUGH THE ROPES AND ASCEND THE TURNBUCKLES!! JAMES RANGER IS ABOUT TO END THIS!! BLUE IS IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION!
Gavin Kirkland: HE IS GOING FOR ADVENT DAWN!! THE SHOOTING STAR FOOT STOMP!
Eve: NO!! RIGHT AS RANGER WAS ABOUT TO TAKE FLIGHT, DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH HER UNMATCHED IN-RING PRESENCE ROLLS BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!! JAMES RANGER is disappointed but he looks at the recuperating Blue from inside the ring as a lightbulb just lit up in his mind! RANGER RUNS THE ROPES!! HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE AIR AND ONTO BLUE!! AND DARTS ONTO HER WITH A SENSATION TOPE SUICIDA! JAMES RANGER IS EN FUEGO HERE AS HE IMMEDIATELY SLIDES INTO THE RING WITHOUT THE DOCTOR IN HIS HANDS!! HE IS LOOKING FOR A SECOND TOPE SUICIDA!!!! HERE HE GOES!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE SECOND SUICIDE DIVE FROM JAMES RANGER!
Deadprez: SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN AS DR. BETHANY BLUE CAUGHT HIM IN MID-AIR!!! THE DOCTOR MANAGES TO COUNTER THE SECOND TOPE SUICID ATTEMPT INTO HER DANGEROUS MANDIBLE CLAW!!! BUT, WHETHER THE BLACK MAMBA PASSES OUT OR TAPS OUT, IT DOESN’T MATTER AS THIS IS OUTSIDE THE SQUARED CIRCLE!!
Eve: JAMES RANGER IS WAILING HIS ARMS AS HE IS ON THE VERGE OF PASSING OUT TO THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! THE DOCTOR HAS PUT OUT MANY PEOPLE OUT WITH THIS SUBMISSION BEFORE AND SHE’S NOT AFRAID TO PUT THE BLACK MAMBA TO SLEEP TONIGHT!! RANGER IS AGAINST THE APRON NOW, TRYING TO REACH FOR ANYTHING TO GRAB, BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE IS SHOWING NO MERCY!!
BANG
Deadprez: MAXWELL CIRCLES AROUND THE RINGPOST AND NAILS BLUE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A YAKUZA KICK!! BLUE RELINQUISHES THE SAY AH MANDIBLE CLAW AS RANGER RECOVERS AND SNATCHES HER FROM THE SIDE! AND PLANTS HER ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A URANAGE!! WHAT AN ASSIST FROM MAXWELL AS RANGER GETS HER BACK INTO THE RING AND QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: KICKOUT! THE MAMBA CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE NOW SIGNALS FOR THE END!! BLUE IS ON HER KNEES AS MAMBA COMES OFF THE ROPES!! THE FINAL EXECUTION!! NO!! DR. BETHANY BLUE SIDESTEPS THE AXE KICK AND GRABS HIS HEAD FROM BEHIND!! THE INVERTED DDT!! NO!! RANGER SHRUGS HER AWAY AND NAILS HER WITH A PELE KICK!! RANGER QUICKLY FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET AND GETS AHOLD OF BLUE!! BUT BLUE EXPLODES ONTO HIM WITH A KNEE LIFT STRIKE!! BLUE WITH A KNEE STRIKE THAT SENDS RANGER INTO HIS CORNER!!
Gavin Kirkland: James Ranger reels into his team’s corner while Dr. Bethany Blue is laid out on the canvas, JUST HOW I LIKE IT!
Strawberry Steve: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh dear… Slow-mo man is here.
Eve: STRAWBERRY STEVE HAS TAGGED HIMSELF IN! James Ranger rolls out of the ring exhausted and tired out from the exchange with Blue as Steve sluggishly approaches Blue from behind! Dr. Bethany Blue winds up to her feet and turns around! Strawberry Steve and Dr. Bethany Blue squaring off in the middle of the ring! THIS IS THE STAREDOWN OF THE CENTURY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
Deadprez: Strawberry Steve doesn’t even look like he wants to be in this match! Dr. Bethany Blue is not intimidated at all; she smiles at him!
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) Is this a joke?
( Strawberry Steve begins to connect with effortless, soft kicks to Blue’s legs. )
Eve: OH!! STEVE WITH STRAIGHT SHOOT ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE DOCTOR’S LEGS!! BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE IS UNRUFFLED BY THEM!! STEVE WITH SOFT KICKS TO THE LEGS AS BLUE LOOKS AT HIM IN CONFUSION. BLUE IS BEING RIDICULED RIGHT NOW AS STEVE TAKES A STEP BACK… THE CROWD WITH THE LOUD ANTICIPATION….
Gavin Kirkland: HE REVS UP THE ENGINE FOR THE KICK!! WAIT NO!! THE TURTLE GETS STOPPED BY THE DOCTOR!
Deadprez: The Doctor grabs his leg, throws it down and SLAPS HIM REAL HARD!! WHAT A SLAP TO THE FACE AS IT KNOCKED OFF THE SUNGLASSES OFF STRAWBERRY’S STEVE’S FACE!! WE CAN NOW SEE THE FULL FACE EXPRESSION OF FRESHLY PICKED STRAWBERRY STEVE AND HE IS LIVID!! STEVE IS STARTING TO STEAM AS THE DOCTOR NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES! AND GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!!
Eve: STEVE EVADES THE SUPERKICK WITH A FRONT ROLL! FRONT ROLL EVASION AS BLUE TURNS AROUND!! BLUE IS SHOCKED AS STEVE JUMPS UP!! AND DRILLS HER WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!! BLUE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING AS STEVE GRABS HIS SUNGLASSES AND PLACES THEM BACK ONTO HIS FACE!! FRESHLY PICKED STEVE GOES INTO THE ROPES!! HE IS RUNNING THE ROPES HERE AS HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE AIR! TOPE SUICIDA!!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS!!! TOPE SUICIDA SQUASHES THE DOCTOR INTO THE GROUND AS STRAWBERRY STEVE IS MAKING AN EMBARRASSMENT OUT OF HER!! STEVE NOW PROPELS HER THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AS HE NOW STEPS ONTO THE APRON AND ASCENDS THE TURNBUCKLES!! HERE HE GOES!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THE SLOW-MO MAN CALLS THIS THE “SPLASH”!! STEVE SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: BUT BLUE CATCHES HIM IN MID-AID WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! SAY AHH IS LOCKED IN AS STRAWBERRY STEVE IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS STEVE IS NOW LOCKED INTO THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! STEVE!! USE YOUR SLOW-MO POWERS!!
Eve: STRAWBERRY STEVE QUICKLY TAPS OUT TO THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!
Gina Romano: STRAWBERRY STEVE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Eve: STRAWBERY STEVE IS OUT JUST LIKE THAT AS BLUE GETS UP TO HER FEET! STEVE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND CRAWLS UP THE RAMP TOWARDS THE BACKSTAGE AREA AS BETHANY BLUE LOOKS UP TO SEE RONAN MALOSI INTO THE RING!
Lucas Johnson: TAG!
Deadprez: LUCAS JOHNSON JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN! DR. BETHANY BLUE AND LUCAS JOHNSON ARGUING!! BUT HE HAS HIS BACK TURNED AGAINST THE HOT TAKE KING!! LUCAS CONTINUES TO TALK DOWN BLUE AS SHE STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES!! RONAN COMES FROM BEHIND AND TAKES LUCAS OUT WITH A NORTHERN LARIAT!!
Eve: RONAN DRAGS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOISTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INTO A POWERBOMB! BUT LUCAS FLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ONTO HIS FEET! LUCAS KICKS HIS LEGS, MAKING HIM GO DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! RONAN DUCKS THE KICK AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! RONAN GRABS HIM AS HE COMES OFF THE ROPES!! OH NO!
Gavin Kirkland: TILT-A-WHIRL DEATH-RO!!
Deadprez: NO!! LUCAS MANAGES TO ROLL HIM UP INTO A JACKKNIFE COVER!! THIS COULD BE IT!! BUT LUCAS IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIS ANKLE AND PUTS HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! LUCAS IS ABOUT TO MAKE RONAN TAP OUT TO HIS OWN SUBMISSION HOLD!! BUT RONAN IMMEDIATELY ROLLS HIM OUT OF THE WAY! LUCAS GOES FLYING INTO HIS TEAM CORNER WHILE RONAN GINGERLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!
Ryan Wilson: TAG!
Eve: RYAN WILSON IMMEDIATELY STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING WHILE LUCAS JOHNSON IS LIVID!! JOHNSON IS FORCED TO STEP THROUGH THE ROPES AS WILSON DEMANDS FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE RING AS GENERAL MANAGER!!
Deadprez: WILSON NOW FIXATES HIS ATTENTION ON HIS RIVAL!! HE COMES OFF THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AND CHARGES INTO MALOSI!! BUT MALOSI OUT OF NOWHERE POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND GRABS HIM FOR A POWERBOMB!! BUT WILSON COUNTERS WITH A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR! HE NAILED HIM WITH A PRECISION DROPKICK IN MID-AIR AS THEY BOTH GET UP TO THEIR FEET!
Eve: WILSON GOES FOR A PUNCH! BUT RONAN COUNTERS WITH A DISCUS PUNCH FIRST!! WILSON IS DAZED AND STAGGERED AS RONAN NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES! HE ADVANCES FORWARD FOR THE BIG BOOT!! THE SLEEPING PILL!! NO! WILSON DUCKS THE FOOT AND COMES OFF THE ROPES! RONAN TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF AN INCOMING MACKA TRUCK!!
Deadprez: AND HE NEARLY TURNS RONAN MALOSI INSIDE OUT WITH A MONSTER LARIAT! THE HOT TAKE KING IS DOWN AS THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER GOES BACK INTO THE CORNER AND SIGNALS FOR THE END!! RYAN WILSON IS SEETHING IN THE CORNER AS HE IS IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR RONAN MALOSI TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!
Eve: IMAGINE HOW GOOD WOULD IT BE IF WILSON WAS ABLE TO EXTERMINATE THE RONAN MALOSI PRESENCE THIS EARLY INTO THIS MATCH?!?! WILSON TAKING OUT ONE OF THE BIGGEST THREATS TO HIS GENERAL MANAGER POSITION WOULD BE WONDERFUL FOR HIS WINNING CHANCES!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO!! HOT TAKE KING IS ABOUT TO BE SURMOUNTED!! WATCH OUT RONAN!! HE’S GOING TO GO FOR HIS STUPID CUTTER!! RYAN WILSON BEGINS TO STEP OUT OF HIS CORNER!
Lucas Johnson: TAG!
Eve: WHAT THE!?!? LUCAS JOHNSON JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN AS RYAN WILSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! RYAN WILSON LITERALLY HAD IT IN THE BAG AS JOHNSON WANTS TO FINISH RONAN MALOSI HIMSELF!! RYAN WILSON KEEPS HIMSELF COOL AND COMPOSED AS HE STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES!
Lucas Johnson: I’ve got this in the bag! Watch this! I am about to kick the shit out of this man.
Eve: LUCAS JOHNSON RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER!! THE CLAYMORE KICK!!! NO!! RONAN MALOSI CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AS HE WAS IN FLIGHT FOR THE CLAYMORE KICK!! LIFTS HIM UP AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY WITH THE DEATH-RO!! THE LIFTING REVERSE STO CONNECTS!! HE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gina Romano: LUCAS JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) YOU HAD THIS IN THE BAG, MY ASS!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: HAHAHAA!! LUCAS JOHNSON IS A FUCKING IDIOT!!! HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO HIS OWN DEMISE!! GOD DAMN THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
Eve: Ronan Malosi with a smirk on his face as everyone on Team Wilson looks at the downed Lucas Johnson in embarrassment! Lucas Johnson literally walked into his own demise, as you said! Wilson had Ronan in the bag, but Lucas decided to make this about himself, and that led him to his own demise! Ronan Malosi calls for the best competition he’s got as Christian Demarco steps into the ring!
Deadprez: Christian Demarco and Ronan Malosi have a bit of a history! They both recently competed in a triple threat match for Consuela Rose Ava’s Interwire Championship and they took each other to the limit! AND I AM SURE THEY WANT TO FINISH THAT RIGHT NOW! RONAN MALOSI AND CHRISTIAN DEMARCO CIRCLE THE RING BEFORE THEY CLASH INTO EACH OTHER!
Eve: THEY BOTH UNLOAD STRIKES INTO EACH OTHER! BUT DEMARCO BEGINS TO OVERPOWER HIM! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH GOES DEMARCO AS HE NOW IRISH WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES!! RONAN COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND SPLITS CHRISTIAN DEMARCO IN HALF WITH A RUNNING SPEAR!! WHAT A SPEAR NOW AS RONAN GETS UP TO HIS FEET!
Deadprez: Ronan nails him with a knee strike into the midsection before going into the roeps! WAIT!! DEMARCO HOLDS ONTO HIS TIGHTS AND TURNS HIM AROUND!! RONAN IS SHOCKED AS DEMARCO HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH RIDICULOUS POWER WITH A BODY SLAM!! AN OLD SCHOOL BODY SLAM AS HE NOW STEPS OVER HIS BODY AND JUMPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Eve: RONAN MALOSI IS DOWN AS DEMARCO SOARS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! AND SPLASHES DOWN ONTO HIM WITH THE SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT!! THE PANIC ATTACK CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS! THIS IS IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Gavin Kirkland: YES!!! HE KICKS OUT! THE HOT TAKE MASTER HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP! BUT NO!! DEMARCO GUY IS ABOUT TO WIPE HIM OUT WITH HIS PATENTED SUPERKICK!!
Eve: DEATHSTRIKE!! NO!! RONAN MALOSI ROLLS AWAY AND INTO HIS CORNER!! NAD TAGS RANGER IN!! DEMARCO TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND TAGS IN RYAN WILSON!
DOUBLE TAG!
Eve: WILSON IMMEDIATELY CHARGES INTO RANGER!! BUT RANGER CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK! WHAT A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AS RYAN WILSON IS STUMBLING! RYAN WILSON IS MOVING SIDE TO SIDE, STAGGERED AS RANGER NOW KICKS HIS KNEECAPS BEFORE COMING OFF THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: THE AXE KICK!! NO!! WILSON CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!! SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS AS HE WAS JUMPING UP FOR THE AXE KICK AS WILSON NOW PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!
Deadprez: THE STUNNER!! THE GAME OVER STUNNER DOESN’T CONNECT AS RANGER CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK! AN OVERHEAD KICK FROM BLACK MAMBA AS RYAN WILSON IS STILL UP ON HIS FEET! WILSON REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES… FOR A MONSTER LARIAT FROM BEFORE!! NO!! RANGER GRABS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH THE NORTHERNS LIGHT BOMB!! SUNSET FINISH CONNECTS! COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Eve: KICK-OUT! Ryan Wilson is laid out as James Ranger begins to step through the ropes onto the apron and begins to climb the turnbuckles! ALEXIS CHAMBERS GOES OVER TO THE SIDE AND DISTRACTS RANGER!! RANGER KICKS HER IN THE FACE AND SEES WILSON RUSHING TOWARDS HIM!! RANGER JUMPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!
Christian Demarco: TAG!
Deadprez: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO TAGS HIMSELF IN!! RANGER ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! WILSON SOARS UP INTO THE AIR FOR A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! RANGER COUNTERS WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR!! RANGER CONNECTS WITH DEATHSTRIKE TO COUNTER THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AS HE TURNS AROUND!! DEMARCO IS BEHIND HIM!!
Eve: DEMARCO WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! RANGER IS TURNT INSIDE OUT AS HE NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!! DEMARCO NOW WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE RUNNING INTO THE ROPES!! HE JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND-ROPE ONCE AGAIN.. FOR THE SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT OVER AND ONTO JAMES RANGER!! BUT DEMARCO GETS CAUGHT WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR!! ANOTHER SUPERKICK WITH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND PRECISION AS JAMES RANGER GOES OVER FOR THE COVER!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! DEMARCO IS DAZED FOR DAYS AS RANGER IS IN THE CORNER FOR THE AXE KICK!!! DEMARCO IS UP ON HIS FEET NOW!! RANGER GOES FOR THE AXE KICK!!!!
Ryan Wilson: (off-mic) HEY!!!
Eve: RANGER GETS DISTRACTED FROM WILSON’S SCREAM AS DEMARCO COMES FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM UP WITH A SCHOOL BOY!! OH NO!! HE HAS HIM PINNED DOWN TIGHT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gina Romano: JAMES RANGER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Eve: MAXWELL IMMEDIATELY GETS INTO THE RING AND KNOCKS DEMARCO DOWN WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! MAXWELL CHARGES INTO WILSON ON THE APRON! AND THRUSTS HIM!! WILSON GOES RIB-FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE AS MAXWELL NOW TURNS AROUND!! DRILLS ALEXIS WITH A FOREARM SMASH AND NAILS THE DOCTOR WITH A BACK ELBOW SMASH!!
Deadprez: MAXWELL FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS HERE AS DEMARCO COMES FROM BEHIND!! MAXWELL LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND DEMARCO GOES SPLATTERING DOWN ONTO THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE!! AND MAXWELL ISN’T DONE YET!! RYAN IS RECOVERING AT RINGSIDE WHILE MAXWELL IS LITERALLY TAKING OUT THE ENTIRETY OF TEAM WILSON BY HIMSELF!! MAXWELL IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Eve: MAXWELL TAKES OUT ALEXIS CHAMBERS, CHRISTIAN DEMARCO, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A SPIRAL TAP ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT AN AERIAL MANEUVER AS MAXWELL NOW BRINGS DEMARCO BACK INTO THE RING!! MAXWELL IS ON THE TOP ROPE!! LOOKING FOR THE FROG SPLASH!! HE IS ABOUT TO END IT HERE!
( Ryan Wilson is seen also on the top turnbuckle adjacent to Maxwell )
Deadprez: MAXWELL SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BUT DEMARCO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! WILSON SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AT THE SAME TIME AND INTERCEPTS MAXWELL IN MID-AIR WITH A JUMPING CUTTER!! WHAT A CHAOS THEORY CUTTER!! RYAN WILSON OUT OF NOWHERE AS MAXWELL IS OUT!!
Eve: WILSON IS LAUGHING AT MAXWELL AS KELTON COMES FROM BEHIND!! AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! AND DRILLS THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER WITH THE EGO TRIP!! DOUBLE UNDER HOOK DDT CONNECTS AND RYAN WILSON GOES ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: KELTON GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! DEMARCO DRILLS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK.. PLACES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! LIFTS HIM UP!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE KURATOO BOMB! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO TAKES OUT KELTON AS HE GOES REELING OUT OF THE RING!!
Ronan Malosi: TAG!
Eve: RONAN MALOSI TAGS MAXWELL IN BUT HE DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY COME ON!! MAXWELL CHARGES INTO DEMARCO AND KNOCKS HIM WITH ANOTHER DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! WHAT A FOREARM SMASH ONTO THE BUTTON HERE AS HE JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!
Gavin Kirkland: DEMARCO WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! DEMARCO QUICKLY CLIMBS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MAXWELL IS LAID OUT AND HASN’T MOVED AN INCH!! DEMARCO IS PERCHED! HE SOARS!! AND LANDS THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! COUNT IT, REF!!
Deadprez: THE REFEREE ISN’T COUNTING AS DEMARCO IS CONFUSED!! THE REFEREE IS TELLING HIM THAT MAXWELL IS ILLEGAL! RONAN MALOSI SLIDES INTO THE RING AND ROLLS DEMARCO UP FROM BEHIND!! WITH THE TIGHTS!! THIS IS IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Eve: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! DEMARCO POWERS OUT! HOW THE HELL WAS HE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THAT PINNING PREDICAMENT!! DEMARCO GETS UP TO HIS FEET FIRST AND CHARGES INTO MALOSI!!
Deadprez: AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE DEATH-RO!! THE LIFTING REVERSE STO CONNECTS ONTO CHRISTIAN DEMARCO AND THAT IS LIGHTS OUT!! RONAN MALOSI ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Eve: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO IS OUTTA HERE AS RONAN MALOSI HAS ELIMINATED TWO PEOPLE THUS FAR!! CAPTAIN MALOSI CLEANING UP ON AISLE 5 HERE AS ALEXIS CHAMBERS RUSHED INTO THE RING AND ATTACKS RONAN!! ALEXIS PEPPERS HIM WITH JABS AND STRIKES!! CHAMBERS IS OVERPOWERING THE BIGGER MAN, TRYING TO USE HER AGILITY TO HER ADVANTAGE AS SHE SENDS HIM REELING INTO HIS TEAM CORNER!
Jon Kelton: TAG!
Deadprez: JON KELTON TAGS HIMSELF IN AND ALEXIS DOESN’T KNOW! ALEXIS COMeS OFF THE CORNER! KELTON INTERCEPTS AND CONNECTS WITH THE EGO TRIP!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS AS KELTON NOW GETS UP TO HIS FEET! THIS IS IT!!
Ronan Malosi: TAG!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MALOSI JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN AS HE PUSHES KELTON OUT OF THE WAY AND GOES OVER TO PIN ALEXIS CHAMBERS LIKE AN ACCORDION!! RONAN IS ABOUT TO CLOSE IN ON HIS THIRD ELIMINATION!! THIS IS IT FOR ONE-HALF OF THE KITCHEN MAIDENS!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: JON KELTON PUSHES RONAN MALOSI OFF OF ALEXIS!! WHAT THE?!?! BOTH MEN STARING AT EACH OTHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS RONAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! WHAT THE HELL IS JON KELTON DOING!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS HAVE OBVIOUSLY BUILT TENSIONS THE PAST FEW WEEKS, BUT KELTON, LOOK AT WHAT IS ON THE LINE HERE!
Deadprez: ALEXIS PUSHES RONAN INTO KELTON!! KELTON GETS BULLDOZED OUT OF THE RING AS ALEXIS TURNS RONAN AROUND!! ALEXIS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE COMING OFF THE ROPES!! ALEXIS REBOUNDS OFF!! BUT RONAN TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH THE BIG BOOT!! THE SLEEPING PILL CONNECTS AS RONAN BACK OFF INTO THE CORNER!! HE TAGS IN MAXWELL!!
Maxwell: TAG!
Eve: MAXWELL GETS AHOLD OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS FROM BEHIND!! SHE SPINS AROUND ONE HALF OF THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE WITH A RIPCORD WRIST-LOCK!! AND DRILLS HER WITH THE MONEY MAKER!! RIPCORD ELBOW SMASH CONNECTS AS MAXWELL NOW HOOKS THE TIGHTS! AND LIFTS HER UP INTO A SUPLEX!! THE SIT-OUT X-PLEX!!
Deadprez: WHAT!! ALEXIS MANAGES TO FLIP ONTO HER FEET AND NAIL MAXWELL WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!! OH MY!! WHERE THE HELL DID ALEXIS GET THAT SHINING WIZARD FROM! THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS CONNECTS WITH HER FOH SHINING WIZARD AS HE PINS MAXWELL DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: MAXWELL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Eve: MAXWELL IS ELIMINATED! IT IS NOW JON KELTON AND RONAN MALOSI VERSUS RYAN WILSON AND THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE!! BOTH TEAMS GATHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THEY MOMENTARILY STARE AT EACH OTHER BEFORE CHARGING INTO EACH OTHER! THREE-ON-TWO ADVANTAGE FOR TEAM WILSON!
Deadprez: TEAM MALOSI ARE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK SUCCESSFULLY AS THE MAIDENS ARE FLOORED WITH IN-STEREO BIG BOOTS COURTESY OF JON KELTON AND RONAN MALOSI!! WILSON COMES FROM BEHIND!! RONAN PUSHES KELTON OUT OF THE WAY AS WILSON CHARGES IN LIKE A TRAIN! RONAN DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!! HE GOES AROUND THE RINGPOST AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!! FOR THE CLOTHESLINE!
Eve: RYAN WILSON STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND MALOSI TAKES OUT JON KELTON!! MALFUNCTION IN THE JUNCTION HERE AS RONAN MALOSI INADVERTENTLY TURNT JON KELTON INSIDE OUT WITH THE MONSTER LARIAT!! JON KELTON IS LAID OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS RONAN IS SHOCKED!
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON COMES FROM BEHIND!! AND SENDS RONAN MALOSI FLYING OUT OF THE RING WITH THE STUNNER!! “GAME OVER” STUNNER SENDS MALOSI OUT OF THE RING AS IT LEAVES JON KELTON ALL ALONE!! OH NO!!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR KELTON!! RYAN WILSON GRADUALLY PICKS KELTON UP TO HIS FEET! AND HOLDS ONTO HIS JAW!! HE IS VULNERABLE AND DEFENCELESS!!
Gavin Kirkland: OUR HOMELESS MAN-SLASH-GENERAL MANAGER LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR FOR THE CHAOS THEORY! CUTTER!!
Eve: JON KELTON CRADLES HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!! HE GOT HIM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE! HERE WE GO!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: RYAN WILSON POWERS OUT!! JON KELTON MANAGES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET FIRST!! BUT HE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE 911!!! THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE CONNECT WITH THE 911 ON JON KELTON RIGHT WHEN HE GOT UP!! THE LEG SWEEP AND SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS ONTO KELTON AS RYAN WILSON GOES FOR THE COVER!! NOT LIKE THIS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: IT IS NOW DOWN TO RONAN MALOSI!! RONAN MALOSI IS THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL LEFT ON TEAM MALOSI AS THERE IS THREE MEMBERS ON THE OTHER SIDE!! RONAN MALOSI IS DOWN A 3-1 LEAD JUST LIKE CHRIS ELITE IN THE BRAND WARFARE MATCH AND THIS MAY BE HIS DEMISE!
Eve: Ronan Malosi looks at the ring in sadness before he cautiously makes his way up the steel steps and into the ring! Ronan Malosi steps into the ring as The Maidens Of Malpractice and Ryan Wilson stand on the other side of the ring. This is a huge disadvantage for Ronan! Ronan has worked so hard for this match, only to be down with a 3-1 discrepancy. Ronan Malosi is going to have to do a miracle move right here!
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) Welp. I know how this is going to go.
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI CONNECTS WITH THE SLEEPING BIG BOOT ONTO DR. BETHANY BLUE!! THAT HIT HER ON THE BUTTON AS ALEXIS AND WILSON COME FROM BEHIND!! RONAN GRABS THE THROAT OF ALEXIS AND WILSON!! LIFTS BOTH OF THEM UP INTO THE AIR SIMULTANEOUSLY!! AND SLAMS THEM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY WITH A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!! WHAT POWER FROM RONAN MALOSI!! WHERE IS HE GETTING THIS POWER AND ENERGY FROM ANYWAYS?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: HEART AND DETERMINATION! THAT’S WHAT HE TAUGHT ME IN THE SECOND LECTURE!!!
Eve: HOW THE HELL IS HE EVEN FIGHTING THEM OFF!?! DR. BETHANY BLUE COMES OFF THE CORNER!! AND JUMPS UP FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT RONAN GRABS HER FOOT! AND PUTS HER IN THE ANKLE LOCK! RONAN MALOSI HAS GOT THE ANKLE LOCK CINCHED IN THE DOCTOR!! RYAN WILSON GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! RONAN MALOSI PUTS EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY HE HAS INTO THE ANKLE LOCK AS HE SEES WILSON AT THE CORNER OF HIS EYE!!
Gavin Kirkland: MID-LIFE CRISIS RYAN WILSON GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK!!
Eve: BUT RONAN USES HIS OTHER HAND TO GRAB HIS LEG AND TAKE HIM DOWN!! RYNA WILSON GOES DOWN AS HE NOW HAS BOTH RYAN WILSON AND DR. BETHANY BLUE IN AN ANKLE LOCK!! FIRST A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM, AND NOW A DOUBLE ANKLE LOCK IN CINCHED IN ON TWO-THIRDS ON THE REMAINDER OF TEAM RYAN WILSON!
Deadprez: BUT IT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS ALEXIS CHAMBERS SLIDES BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! INSERTING HERSELF BACK INTO THE CODE AND HITTING RONAN ON THE BUTTON WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK!! RONAN LETS GO OF THEIR ANKLES AS NOW ALEXIS CHAMBERS AND DR. BETHANY BLUE REUNITE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WHILE RONAN MALOSI IS ON BOTH KNEES!
Eve: THEY CONNECT WITH CALL IT!!! THE SUPERKICK AND FLYING KNEE STRIKE COMBINATION CONNECTS ONTO RONAN MALOSI AS THEY NOW THROW RYAN WILSON ONTO RONAN MALOSI!! RYAN WILSON IS ABOUT TO TAKE THE WIN ON THIS WIN!! NO NEW GENERAL MANAGER!! SHOUILDERS ARE DOWN!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THIRD COUNT! HOW THE FUCK!?! HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE HOIST HIS SHOULDER UP AFTER THAT!?!? RONAN MALOSI IS NOT HUMAN AS TEAM WILSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! OH MY GOD!!
Eve: THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE GRAB MALOSI AND BRING HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! CHAMBERS AND BLUE ARE SIGNALLING FOR THE END!! BLUE ROLLS DOWN FOR THE LEG SWEEP WHILE CHAMBERS SPINS FOR THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! NINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ONE! ONE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DENIED!! RONAN MALOSI ROLLS INTO THE SIDE AND EVADES THE 911 COMBINATION FINISHER!! THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS RONAN JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR!! AND SENDS THEM FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICKK! RONAN MALOSI EXPLODED ONTO THEM WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK, HITTING BOTH OF THEM AS RONAN TURNS AROUND TO WILSON!!
Eve: WILSON WITH THE CHAOS THEORY!! BUT RONAN KEEPS HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE CANVAS!! WILSON TRIES TO CUTTER HIM DOWN, BUT RONAN KEEPS HIMSELF PLANTED ON THE CANVAS!! RONAN PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! RONAN GOES FOR THE SLEEPING PILL BIG BOOT!! WILSON GRABS HIS FOOT AND PUTS HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! OH NO!! WILSON WITH INSULT TO INJURY WITH THE ANKLE LOCK CINCHED IN!
Deadprez: BUT RONAN GRABS HIS ANKLE ON THE GROUND AND PUTS HIM IN HIS OWN ANKLE LOCK!! RONAN IS NOW ON HIS FEET, TWISTING AND MANIPULATING THE ANKLE AS HE HAS IT CINCHED IT ON THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!! IMAGINE HOW BITTERSWEET IT WOULD BE TO TAKE OUT THE GM WITH THE ANKLE LOCK!!!! BUT WILSON QUICKLY ROLLS THROUGH AND RONAN GOES INTO THE CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH COMPETITORS MEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! WILSON SHOOTS THE HALF AND GRABS THE HEAD!! STUNNER!! NO!! WILSON FAILS THE GAME OVER ATTEMPT AS RONAN PUSHES HIM INTO THE CORNER!! RONAN LEANS AGAINST THE CORNER AND NAILS WILSON WITH A KICK AS HE NOW SITUATES HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! COME ON HOT TAKE KING!!
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING!?!? RONAN SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BUT WILSON WITH THE CUTTER IN MID-AIR!! CHAOS THEORY OUT OF NOWHERE AS WILSON NOW ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER! THIS IS IT!! RYAN WILSON REMAINS THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: ……..
Deadprez: …….
Gavin Kirkland: MY HOT TAKE SENSEI HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP AND REMAINS ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!!!! THE HEART AND DETERMINATION IN THE HOT TAKE KING IS ABSOLUTELY UNRIVALLED!! NAME ANYONE WHO IS AS PASSIONATE AS RONAN MALOSI!! YOU CAN’T! IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!! NO ONE IS AS PASSIONATE AS MALOSI!
Eve: Ryan Wilson is furious as he tries to keep his composure. He drags him into the bottom of the corner turnbuckle and inclines him against it! Ryan Wilson makes his way over to the corner turnbuckles adjacent to it and begins to climb the turnbuckles! WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE??!?! RYAN WILSON WANTS TO END IT!! THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE REMAIN TO BE OUT OF THE FOLD FOR NOW BUT RYAN WILSON DOESN’T NEED THEM!! RYAN WILSON IS GOING TO END THIS FEUD NOW!!
Gavin Kirkland: GINGERBREAD MAN WITH A COAST-TO-COAST DROPKICK!!
Eve: RONAN MALOSI INTERCEPTS WITH THE SLEEPING PILL IN MID-AIR!! RYAN WILSON WAS IN FLIGHT FOR THE DROPKICK AND RONAN CAUGHT HIM IN THE JAW WITH THE BIG BOOT IN MID-AIR!! SLEEPING PILL CONNECTS AS RONAN PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! WHERE THE HELL IS HE GETTING ENERGY FROM!
Deadprez: RONAN CHECKS TO SEE THAT BOTH CHAMBERS AND BLUE ARE STILL OUT ON THE GROUND!! RONAN PULLS WILSON IN!! AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH THE DEATH-RO!! THE LIFTING REVERSE STO CONNECTS!! HE ROLLS HIM UP FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gina Romano: RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Eve: RONAN HAS JUST ELIMINATED THE GENERAL MANAGER! RYAN WILSON IS OUT OF THIS MATCH AS I’M SURE THAT HE’S NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY AFTER THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: But it seems two people are not happy themselves as both of the Maidens are getting back up to their feet now as both of them are looking at him. It’s a 2v1 situation, who’s going to be the one to come out on top?! Because after what I guess saw from baldy here I’m starting to think that he might actually have a chance! Shocker.
Deadprez: WAIT! LOOK WHO IT IS! THE CALVARY! ALL THE ELIMINATED MEMBERS OF THE MATCH ARE COMING FORWARD AS THEY’RE QUICKLY RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! TEAM MALOSI IS HERE AS I THINK THEY’RE TRYING TO INTERFERE IN THIS MATCHUP!
Eve: BUT LOOK! TEAM WILSON IS QUICKLY RUNNING OUT AS WELL AS THEY MEET THEM! IT’S SPILLED TO THE STAGE! ALL THE ELIMINATED MEMBERS OF EACH TEAM ARE BRAWLING WITH ONE ANOTHER! EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED IN THIS MATCH ARE JUST GOING AFTER ONE ANOTHER, IT’S AN ABSOLUTE BRAWL! HOW HAS THIS EVEN HAPPENED!
Gavin Kirkland: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT COULDN’T WAIT FOR A MOMENT AS IT SEEMS THEY WANT TO GET THEIR HANDS IN THIS MATCH! HOLD ON! WHAT ARE THOSE TWO DOING UP THERE?!
(The camera pans over to show on the top of the titantron, that Jon Kelton and Christian DeMarco are fighting it out on top of there)
Deadprez: HOW WERE THEY EVEN ABLE TO GET UP THERE! CHRISTIAN GOES FOR A SWING AS KELTON QUICKLY BACKS UP AND GRABS HIM! NO! NO! DON’T DO IT!
Eve: SPANISH FLY OFF THE TITANTRON! OH MY GOD! JON KELTON HAS JUST LAUNCHED CHRISTIAN DEMARCO INTO THE CROWD OF PARTICIPANTS AS EVERYONE IS TAKEN DOWN NOW! WHAT A WAR THAT WE’VE JUST SEEN!
(It then goes back to the ring as Ronan Malosi and the Maidens of Malpractice are seen circling around the ring. They all meet each other in this two on one situation)
Gavin Kirkland: AND THE TWO SLIM THICK LADIES ARE GOING AFTER THAT BALD MAN!
Deadprez: BETHANY AND ALEXIS ARE NOT WASTING ANYTIME JUMPING RONAN LOOKING TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH QUICKLY! WAIT! BUT RONAN SHOVES AWAY BETHANY AS ALEXIS TAKES A SWING! BUT RONAN SHOVES HER AWAY NOW AS ALEXIS RUNS FORWARD! SLEEPING PILL! RUNNING BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ALEXIS!
Eve: DON’T TELL ME WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE IT HERE! RONAN IS WAITING TO GET ALEXIS UP! IS HE REALLY ABOUT TO ELIMINATE BOTH OF THE MAIDENS RIGHT HERE?! RONAN RUNS FORWARD! DEATH-RO!
Gavin Kirkland: OOP! NOT TODAY! ALEXIS MANAGES TO SLIP OUT!
Deadprez: ALEXIS MANAGES TO ESCAPE TROUBLE AS RONAN GOES FOR ANOTHER SLEEPING PILL! BUT BETHANY PULLS ALEXIS BACK AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD! THE REMEDY! CUTTER RIGHT TO RONAN TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: RONAN WAS SO CLOSE YET I DON’T THINK WE WILL SEE THE END OF IT AS BETHANY IS HELPING ALEXIS UP! BOTH OF THEM ARE SETTING RONAN UP!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL 911 BECAUSE RONAN HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN!
Deadprez: 911 CONNECTS AS BOTH THE MAIDENS NOW SEEM TO BE PINNING RONAN MALOSI AT THE SAME TIME! THE REF IS BESIDE HIMSELF BUT IS QUICKLY SLIDING DOWN TO GO FOR THE PIN!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “We Will Rock You” by Artist Taylor Momsen, Maria Brink & Lizzie Hale plays up as both Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers quickly get up to their feet. Both of them embrace one another in a big hug as Ronan Malosi is seen down on the ground. Both of them raise their hands up in victory as the celebration starts)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. TEAMMM RYANNN WILLLSONNNN!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! YES! THE WOMAN WON! I HAD MY DOUBTS! BUT THEIR CUTE ASSES MANAGED TO TAKE RONAN DOWN AND WIN THE MATCH! MY HOPES AND DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
Eve: :dahell: But anyways, what a match that we’ve just saw with both two teams absolutely assembling and going to war with one another. There were a bunch of high points and none of them should be ashamed, but at the end it was Team Wilson who managed to get the upper hand and eliminate Ronan to get the win!
Deadprez: It was a hard fought battle and I’m sure that Team Malosi is going to feel that at the end of the day, but imagine the bragging rights! I’m sure Team Wilson is full of themselves right now! But congratulations to them as Ryan Wilson is still your Showdown General Manager!
(Team Wilson has joined the Maidens of Malpractice in the ring as they hold them up in celebration. They all run around the ring absolutely celebration their well deserved victory as that’s the last thing seen as Territorial Invasion fades out)
(A commercial for the new grandson album coming out starring Xander Payne is shown, where he writes the names of the songs down to use for his finishers)
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Jake Mercer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to EAW’s tri-branded, star studded Free-Per-View, Territorial Invasion! Coming up next., two teams will do battle for the Elite Answers Wrestling Unified Tag team Championships! The Grand Athletes will defend their crowns against The Realm, Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford! Not only will they defend their titles, but they will be defending them in a flaming ladder match! This bout promises sure-fire action, literally!
Flannery McCoy: Leave the puns to the professionals. You aren’t wrong about this match, though! Two immensely talented teams, The Grand Athletes claiming the titles at Operation Doomsday in August, look to make good on their first official title defense. I’d have to imagine that with the absolute fire and venom between these two teams, one’s going to have to be put in a grave to lose this match!
Stew-O: Both teams gaining traction on Dynasty, and putting tag team wrestling on an unbelievably high pedestal. Only one team can reign supreme, though. The collision of the utmost confidence and most refined skills is sure to breed the tag team champions of the world, tonight, we’re going to see just whose skills are of the elite. Whose dog is more viciously fighting to get off its chain and kill the other team’s. Who will sit atop EAW’s tag team throne. ‘The Princes of The Universe’ or The Realm. One team head and shoulders above all others, overlooking EAW’s plains of competition. Blood will be spilled, wills tested, minds punished, and the greatest tag team on the planet decided!
Flannery McCoy: That gave me goose-pimples, Stew!
Jake Mercer: See, you get on me for the smallest things, but who talks like that? God, you’re a dork.
Stew-O: Moving on, who’s ready to see some fireworks! Only one army can survive this war, the wait is over!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FLAMING LADDERS MATCH!!
(Crowd repeats “ONE FALL!”)
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!
(Crowd erupts in cheers.)
Stephie Love: This match will operate under standard ladder match rules, though each ladder is carefully rigged with several detonators! Once a competitor has begun to ascend the ladder, they will have SIXTY SECONDS before the ladder bursts into flames!
Flannery McCoy: Good God….
Jake Mercer: Never in all my years have I seen anything like this!
Stew-O: Excuse me, I just need to pick my jaw up off the floor.
Flannery McCoy: Each ladder can only be used for sixty seconds…oh, boy. This is gonna be a violent one! Remember, this match will still operate under tag-team rules, meaning the legal competitor must climb the ladder to grab the championships.
(The camera pans to the stage as ‘Never Too Late to Dance’ by DREAMERS begins to play. Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford, The Realm, make their way onto the stage. Matching colors for Harper and Sierra, waving to the socially distanced crowd.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGERS! WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 368 PPPPOOOOUUUNNNDDSSSSS!!!! HARRRPPPEERRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEE, AND SIERRRRRAAAAA BRADDDDDFOOORDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! THEEEEEEEEEE REEEEALLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The challengers to the throne tonight. Two eager young women, both finding new stardom and limelight on Dynasty in season fourteen. And what better way to capitalize on that newly found shine than to defeat the reigning tag team champions and claim the throne for yourself.
Jake Mercer: Indeed, what a way to shake up the tag team division. To dethrone the current kingpins and flip this division on its head. I’m sure Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford would love nothing more. Though we’re going to have to say a colder, more victory concerned side of both these women if they’re to defeat the uber-talented and intelligent, Grand Athletes.
(The Realm enter the ring, staring around at the ladders surrounding both rings. Princes of The Universe’ by Queen, begins to reverberate throughout the arena. The Grand Athletes, Mark Macias, and Limmy Monoghan dawning the colors of Batman and Nightwing.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS!!! WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED 402 POOOUUUNNDNDDSSSSS, THEY ARE THE REIGNING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! MARK MACIASSSSSSSSS AND LIMMMMYYYY MONAGGGHHAAAAAAA, THEEEE GRAANNNDDDD ATHHHHLLEEETEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
Jake Mercer: To be taken seriously is an agenda these two have been enforcing for weeks now. A victory over Fire & Ice, then to knock off Chris Elite and Andre Walker, what accolades already under their belt. So young and so much promise, the current kings of this division are presented with a unique and certainly challenging task ahead of them in The Realm.
Stew-O: What a run The Grand Athletes have had over the past several months. From suffering defeat at Pain For Pride to defeating one of EAW’s most dominant tag teams ever. Now they command challenges and are looking to make good on their first title defense. To silence any doubt as to why they are the reigning champions, why they’re the kings. Tonight, we see if they can make good on that promise, or if The Realm can write their own perfect ending!
(The Grand Athletes enter the ring, smiling at The Realm. Ready to kick off this bout, the referee signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: HERE WE GO! Harper Lee and Limmy Monaghan to begin the action here tonight, looking to lock horns in the center. Limmy immediately avoids and rolls to the outside of the rings, inviting Harper to follow. Lee stands her ground, she won’t play The Grand Athletes game tonight! Mark now circling to the other side of the ring, seemingly mocking Sierra Bradford. Harper Lee’s eyes peeled on Mark Macias, and she’s hit with a clubbing blow from behind by Limmy! The Grand athletes already working as a cohesive unit, and we’re seconds into the match!
Flannery McCoy: We’ve come to expect as much from these two, very intelligent, and always keeping high wherewithal of their partner. Stomping at the legs of Harper is Limmy, vicious attack on the left leg of Harper Lee! Following up with a DRAGON SCREW! A dragon screw to Harper Lee, Limmy appears to have found a target! Which, in this match, can’t be ignored. An injured knee will severely impede her ability to climb a ladder! Punches to the head of Harper, Limmy’s only goal is to punish The Realm! Limmy tags in Mark Macias, now the legal man.
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Mark Macias in this match, off the ropes and snaps Harper’s head back with a boot to the face! Mark rubbing the pain in Harper’s face, quite literally! Now dragging ‘The Amazing’ back to her feet, sending Harper off the ropes! Mark’s got malice in his eyes! ATTEMPTS A FLAPJACK! BUT HARPER LEE’S ABLE TO LAND ON HER FEET, BUT HER KNEE GAVE OUT, SHE WOBBLED ON IT!! Collecting herself now, Mark isn’t going to let her! Flying into the corner with a clothesline is Mark, but Harper evades it, and manages to tag Sierra Bradford!
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: Sierra’s in! Sierra Bradford has officially entered this match, and she connects with a bicycle kick on the jaw of Mark Macias! Dropping one-half of the champs, but Limmy Monaghan entering the ring now! A HUGE LARIAT TO SIERRA- BUT SHE HAD IT SCOUTED, AVOIDING THE POSSIBLE CLOTHESLINE, AS HARPER LEE FLIES INTO THE RING WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!! SLICING LIMMY MONAGHAN IN HALF, NOW THE CHALLENGERS HAVE TURNED THE TIDES! The Realm now circling the rings, looking to slide a ladder in, and claim the tag team titles! End this war early and save themselves years off their life!
Stew-O: Now beginning to slide the ladder into the ring- MARK MACIAS WITH SLIDING BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO THE LADDER!! BOY, DID THAT RANG SIERRA’S BELL!! That steel ladder clattering into the face of Sierra Bradford, dropping her to the floor. Now Limmy out to the apron, he’s looking for a high-risk maneuver! A STANDING MOONSAULT OFF THE APRON- HARPER SIDESTEPS HIM, BUT LIMMY LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM!!! LIMMY WI-WAIT, SIERRA BRADFORD’S GOT HIS FOOT! LIMMY STOMPING ON THE CHEST OF SIERRA, AND HE’S MET WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI FROM HARPER LEE! HARPER LEE’S BOOT JUST MADE A PERMANENT RESIDENCY ON THE SIDE OF LIMMY’S SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: MARK WITH A MASSIVE BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF HARPER! Connecting square on the jaw! Out of nowhere came Mark Macias, but he’s got his eyes on the prize! Entering the rings, he’s trying to position the ladder for the ascent! It’s up, but as soon as Marl begins to climb, he’ll only have sixty seconds before he’s scorched by those unforgiving flames! HE’S CLIMBING! THE CLOCK BEGINS!
(Ticker: 00:60)
(Ticker: 00:59)
Flannery McCoy: He’s on his way up! But Sierra Bradford is back in the ring now, just catching Mark! Grabbing his leg, he’s trying to shake her, but he can’t!
Jake Mercer: Sounds like Rex and Persephone!
Stew-O: Mark drops back to the canvas, but nails Sierra with a neckbreaker! She’s forced to roll out to the apron, BUT MARK’S ON HIS WAY BACK UP!
(Ticker: 00:30)
Stew-O: MARK’S NEARING THE TOP! HE’S GOING TO RETAIN FOR THE GRAND ATHLETES- SIERRA BRADFORD SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE LADDER, AND GERMAN SUPLEXES MARK ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! HOLYYYYY HELLLLLL!!!! SIERRA WITH AN AVALANCHE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE LADDER, RATTLING THE CANVAS, WHAT A MOVE FROM SIERRA!
(Ticker: 00:15)
Flannery McCoy: Now it’s Sierra who’s going to climb, but that move damaged her as well! She can barely hold her broken body up the rungs! THE CLOCK, LOOK AT THE TIME!!!
(Ticker: 00:05)
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME! 2 SECONDS LEFT NOW! SIERRA DROPS TO THE CANVAS AS THE LADDER BURSTS INTO HUGE FLAMES!! WE CAN FEEL THE HEAT AT THE DESK, THAT WOULD’VE PUT SIERRA BRADFORD OUT FOR GOOD! Limmy Monaghan back into the mix, dragging Sierra to the outside now! Nasty forearms to the face of Sierra, those slicing elbows of Limmy so dangerous. Following Sierra on the outside, ramming her face into a ladder! AND AGAIN! LIMMY’S INTRODUCING SIERRA’S FACE TO THAT COLD STEEL! OH, NO!!! LIMMY LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB ON THE LADDER! THAT FALLEN LADDER, LIMMY’S GOING TO DROP SIERRA’S BODY ON IT WITH A POWERBOMB! HE’S GOT HER SET UP, HE’S GONNA DO IT-
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee to the rescue at thievery last moment! Saving her partner with a nasty running bicycle knee to the midsection of Limmy Monoghan! Sierra with a superkick to L- MONAGHAN SIDESTEPS, SHE NEARLY NAILED HER PARTNER! HARPER LEE JUST BARELY CATCHING THE SUPERKICK, NOW LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A BLOW TO THE FACE OF HARPER, LIFTING SIERRA INTO THE AIR! HE’S GOT HER LINED UP!!! OH, NO!!! LIMMY POWERBOMBS SIERRA BRADFORD ON THE LADDER!!!!!!!! HOLY SHITTTTTTT!!! SIERRA BRADFORD’S BODY BEING SNAPPED IN HALF BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
Stew-O: Jesus Christ, now Limmy enters the ring again, helping Mark get rid of the ladder that was scorched to an absolute crisp. The Grand Athletes displaying why they are the current and commanding tag team champions. Looking to set up a new ladder, Harper Lee springs over the rope and delivers a RUNNING DROPKICK AGAINST THE LADDER, DROPPING BOTH LIMMY AND MARK! HARPER LEE TAKING OUT BOTH GRAND ATHLETES HERSELF, NOW IT’S HER TURN TO GO FOR GOLD! HARPER’S ALL ALONE, THE GRAND ATHLETES ARE DOWN! THIS SI THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR THE REALM! HARPER SCALES THE LADDER, THE DETONATORS BEGIN!
(Ticker: 00:60)
Flannery McCoy: HARPER MOUSIETRING THE STRENGTH TO MOVE UP THE LADDER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, BUT BOTH GRAND ATHLETES ARE BACK IN THE MIX! LIMMY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER, AND MARK LOOKING TO DRAG HER DOWN THE LADDER! HARPER LEE’S SURROUNDED BY THE GRAND ATHLETES! WHAT THE HELL? SIERRA BRADFORD SOMEHOW BACK IN THIS MATCH, AFTER BEING POWERBOMBED ON THAT LADDER JUST MOMENTS AGO! SIERRA SPEARING MARK OUT OF THE RING, THEY BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE!!
(Ticker: 00:25)
Flannery McCoy: HARPER AND LIMMY EXCHANGE SHOTS ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, NEITHER ONE CAN GET THE ADVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER! TWO WARRIORS EXCHANGING BLOWS ON TOP OF THE WORLD! LIMMY NOW WITH REPEATED FOREARMS TO THE FACE OF HARPER LEE! LIMMY COULD BE HOME FREE, WHAT THE HELL?? WHAT IS HE LOOKING FOR NOW? OH. NO!! LIMMY SETTING UP FOR PERHAPS- WAIT, THE TICKER!!!
(Ticker: 00:05)
Flannery McCoy: THE TIME IS ALMOST UP, HE’S GOTTA MAKE HIS MOVE NOW! LIMMY MONAGHAN DIVES OVER HARPER LEE AS THE LADDER IGNITES!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A SUNSSSEEETTT FLIIPPP POWERBOMMBBBBB THROUGH THE FLAMESSSS!!! ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVASSSSS!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN’S BODY BEING BURNED IN THOSE FLAMES AS HE DRILLED HARPER LEE INTO THE MAT!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE, EVERY CARD ON THE TABLE, HE JUST WENT FOR BROKE BUT WAS HE TOO LATE??
Stew-O: He’s writhing in pain, his body covered in burns! What the…Mark Macias back into the ring, he’s pulled something out from his trunks…It’s a wet towel! Mark’s brought a towel to aid his tag team partner! Wait, how was he storing the wet towel in his trunks this whole time….moving on! Limmy Monaghan rolling to the outside, pressed against the barricade. Harper Lee is still down inside the ring. She may be down and out after that massive powerbomb through the fire from Limmy Monaghan. Sierra Bradford now emerging from the ashes, looking to get another ladder into the ring, Mark goes for a baseball slide dropkick once again! But Sierra avoids it! Not falling for the same trick twice, now dragging Mark to the outside, looking to use the ladder to her advantage! Mark quickly evades Sierra, and mounts himself on the apron! Now flying with an attempted double axe-handle! No water in the pool for Mark as Sierra has it scouted, now taking his back! She’s going to put the hurting on Mark now!
Jake Mercer: Wait, Mark with a headbutt to the teeth of Sierra! Now searching for another big boot! BUT SIERRA GOES UNDER, AND FIRES OFF A PELE KICK! SNAPPING THE BOOT ACROSS THE BACK OF MARK MACIAS’ HEAD! NOW SHE’S GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HIM, HE’S IN PERIL! SIERRA LAYING A LADDER- Wait, what’s she doing?? Sierra draping the lack from the ring apron to the barricade, elevating the latter across ringside! THIS CAN’T BE GOOD! SHE EYES THE LADDER, NOW TURNING HER ATTENTION BACK TO MARK!!! LIFTING MACIAS HIGH IN THE SKIES…… SIERRA DROPS MARK MACIAS ON THE LADDER WITH AN ELEVATED STALLING SNAP SUPLEX!!!! GOOD LORD! HOW DID THAT LADDER NOT SNAP-IN HALF?!?!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra heading up to the apron, she’s got bad intent for Mark Macias! One half of the champions laid out across that ladder, he very well may be about to meet his end! SIERRA ON THE ROPES NOW, SHE’S GOING HIGH RISK! BUT MARK PEELS HIMSELF OFF THE LADDER AND NOW INTERCEPTS BRADFORD! HE’S SLUGGING AWAY AT SIERRA, NOW LIFTING HER UP, GOD, NO!!!! HE’S GOING TO DDT HER OFF THE SECOND ROPE THROUGH THAT LADDER! DON’T DO IT MARK, DON’T DO THIS! NOW SIERRA COUNTERS, GETTING BEHIND MACIAS, AND SHE’S GOT HIM POSITIONED FOR SOMETHING NASTY!!! SHE- WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE TIME, MARK MUST HAVE ACTIVATED THE DETONATORS AS HE WAS PLANTED ON THE LADDER! NOBODY NOTICED IT!!
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Stew-O: DON’T DO IT, SIERRA, IT’S NOT WORTH IT! THE TIMER’S GOT SECONDS LEFT, AND SHE’S STILL FIGHTING TO DRIVE MARK THROUGH THE LADDER! MARK FIGHTING, HE SEES THE TIMER, HE’S DESPERATE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIERRA’S GOT AHOLD OF HIM, JESUS, NO!
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Jake Mercer: THE LADDER EXPLODES IN A BALL OF FIRE AND SIERRA BRADFORD DUMPS MARK MACIAS THROUGH THE LADDER!!!! ALJKDKDKDKDKDKLALALALAKAKWKKE!!!!!!! SIERRA MANAGED TO HANG ON AS MARK MACIAS DROWNS IN THOSE FLAMES, HIS BODY SHATTERING OVER THAT LADDER AS IT SCARRED HIS SKIN WITH HEAT!! MARK MACIAS CRYING OUT AND CRAWLING OUT OF THE HEAP, CLUTCHING HIS BURNED BODY! HE’S AS GOOD AS DEAD AT THIS POINT!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is the only chance the Grand Athletes have at retaining their titles, Mark won’t see the light of competition for a very long time after that. Wait, Sierra’s still legal! Sierra and Mark are the two legal competitors in this match, and Mark’s surely done now! Sierra realizes it, but she can’t muster the strength to drag a ladder into the ring. Harper Lee just barely on her feet, stumbling to her partner, looking to get a fresh ladder into the ring. NOW LIMMY WITH A DEVASTATING ELBOW TOT THE BACK OF SIERRA’S SKULL, A BOOT TO HARPER’S MIDSECTION, LIMMY’S BACK IN IT! Sending Sierra tumbling up the ramp, as he goes back to the left knee of Harper Lee. He was determined to turn that knee into raw meat earlier, and it appears as though he’s not going to allow Harper to Leave this match on her own two legs! Repeated stomps on the knee and leg of Harper Lee, clubbing forearms, just torturing her!
Jake Mercer: Sierra Bradford trying to help her partner, but she’s met with a spinning back kick to the midsection. Limmy now grabbing a steel ladder and thrusting it towards Sierra! She caught it, ‘ARMOORRRR BRREEAKKKERRRRR’!!!!! THAT SUPERKICK TO THE LADDER SNAP SIERRAS HEAD BACK AS THE LADDER CRUSHES HER BODY! FALLING DIRECTLY ON TOP OF HER! HARPER BARELY HOBBLING SHOOTS A BICYCLE KICK AT THE FACE OF LIMMY, BUT HE AVOIDS IT! NOW FLATTENING HARPER LEE WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE ON THE FLOOR! Limmy Monaghan taking over control of this match, but can he capitalize?!
Flannery McCoy: It looks like he’s going to try, just barely inching that ladder into the ring, can he take advantage of this window of opportunity?! Limmy setting it up, completely out of gas, his tank on empathy, but still fighting. But HARPER LEE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A REVERSE HURRICANRANA, PLANTING MONAGHAN SKULL FIRST ON THE CANVAS!!! SHE SENDS HIM TUMBLING INTO THE LADDER, IT GOES CRASHING OVER THE TOP ROPE! HARPER COMING BACK IN THIS MATCH IN A BIG WAY! SHE’S GOT NOTHING LEFT, SHE’S ABSOLUTELY WORN, BUT THIS CROWD WILLS HER ON! HER FIGHTING SPIRIT IS UNBREAKABLE! SHE’S BEATING HER FIRSTS ON THE CANVAS, AS SHE GOES BACK FOR THE LADDER!
Stew-O: Harper on the outside, on sheer instinct alone, getting a ladder back into the ring, but Limmy Monaghan drags it out the other side. That’s genius. You don’t have to love it, Harper certainly looks upset, but it’s a brilliant move from Limmy. Not allowing Harper to ascend the ladder. But she knows she needs to put a stamp on this performance, put the nail in the coffin of the Grand Athletes! A stone cold look of unforgiveness on her face, she’s tapped into a more ferocious Harper Lee tonight. That fire turning to ice in her veins. Now following Limmy Monaghan up the ramp, she’s not allowing Limmy to run, not allowing him to hide! Harper grabs the tag team champion, sweeping his leg out from under him! Sitting Limmy down on the stage, you know what’s to follow! ‘STORMBRE’- Harper was looking for the double stomp, but Limmy managed to get to his feet, unsheathing a slingblade on Harper Lee! Now it’s Lee who’s planted on the stage floor!
Jake Mercer: Limmy now on one knee, attempting to make his way back down the ramp, Harper’s back to her feet, however! HARPER LEE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF LIMMY MONAGHAN’S HEAD! NOW STOMPING HER FEET THROUGH HIS CHEST CAVITY! THAT STOMP LANDED IN THE MOST PAINFUL REGARD POSSIBLE! HARPER NOW DRAGS LIMMY TO HIS FEET AGAIN, SIERRA’S MAKING A B-LINE FOR LIMMY! THE REALM HAS A COMBINATION IN MIND! DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM THIS FANTASTIC DUO!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?-
Stew-O: MARK MACIAS IS BACK!!! MARK’S BACK IN IT, AND HE INTERCEPTED SIERRA BRADFORD WITH A FLAPJACK!!! MARK MACIAS HOISTED SIERRA INTO THE AIR AND DROPPED HER FACE FIRST ON THE RAMP! NOW TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO HARPER LEE, MARK’S BODY STILL BURNED FROM BEING DUMPED INTO THE FIRE BY BRADFORD! Limmy Monaghan focusing on Sierra Bradford, just when it looked like The Realm had taken out The Grand Athletes, they came back swinging! Swinging for the goddarn bleachers! Harper Lee and Mark Macias brawling up the ramp, as Sierra Bradford engages with Limmy Monaghan near the rings! This is a dog fight, ladies and gentlemen!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan now hosting Sierra Bradford up for a gut-wrench powerbomb!!! SIERRA CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER DEVASTATING POWERBOMB ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT SHE ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR, AND SMACKS HER BOOT OFF THE JAW OF LIMMY! SIERRA COUNTERING WITH A NASTY BOOT TO THE FACE, FOLLOWING UP WITH A CLOSETLINE TO TH EFAC- AIT, LIMMY EVADES IT, AND ATTEMPTS TO WHIP SIERRA INTO THE FLOOR WITH A SNAP DDT!! SHE’S HOLDING ON, WHAT POWER FROM BRADFORD! AMAZING STRENGTH FROM THE CHALLENGER, AS SHE NOW LIFTA LIMMY INTO THE AIR! SIERRA’S GONNA RETURN THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER, DROPPING LIMMY GUT FIRST ONTO THE APRON!!!!! GOOD LORD, HIS RIBS MUST BE CRUSHED!
Jake Mercer: Back at the top of the ramp, Harper Lee is digging at the body of Mark Macias! Short elbows and thunderous right hands to the midsection, BUT MARK STOMPS OUT HARPER’S KNEE! THAT LEFT KNEE OF HARPER FOLD UNDER THE PRESSURE AND POWER OF MARK’S STOMP! That knee’s been a target from the get-go, and The Grand Athletes hard work has now paid off, Harper’s barely able to stand on her left leg, and has taken an innumerable amount of punishment! Still fighting is she, Mark Macias swinging a clothesline like a baseball bat! HARPER LEE GOES DOWN UNDER, TAKES MARK’S BACK, AND SHE PLANTS HIM WITH A GERMANNNNNN SUPPLLLEEXXXXXX ON THE DAMN STAGE!!! MARK’S NECK MUST BE SHOT, HIS HEAD CRACKING OFF THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: BUT THAT WAS ONLY THE PRELUDE, HARPER’S STILL HOLDING ON! SHE’S TRYING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO GET MARK BACK UP TO HIS FEET! SHE’S DONE IT, NOW GRABS THE WRIST, TRANSITIONING TO A RIPCORD BICYCLE K-, NO! NOT TODAY, MARK PULLS HARPER IN AND GRABS HER NECK!! HE’S GOT HER SET UP!!! ‘REVOOOOLLLUTTTTIIIOOONNNN DDT’ ON THE STAGGGGEEEEEEE!!!! MARK WITH THAT SICKENING DDT ON THE FLOOR, YOU COULD HEAR HARPER’S SKULL BOUNCING OFF THE GROUND! NOW MACIAS UP TO HIS KNEES, HE’S GOT HIS EYES ON THE TAG TEAM TITLES! Look at Harper! She’s still got a hold of the wrist of Mark! Even in the face of certain defeat, Harper has no quit in her! What a unit The Realm is! Mark fighting off Harper’s grasp, AND SIERRA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A ‘RIGHTING WOES’ TO THE CHIN OF MACIAS! HE’S OUT COLD! MARK IS SEEING STARS, SIERRA AND HARPER ARE SEEING VICTORY! AIDING ONE ANOTHER TO THE RING, SIERRA LOOKS TO GET INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH ANYTHING HE’S GOT IT, TRYING TO BATTLE BOTH MEMBERS OF THE REALM! THEY’RE SIMPLY TOO MUCH FOR HIM! Harper Lee slides a ladder in the ring as Sierra Bradford handles Limmy Monaghan. Setting up the ladder, barely on her feet, Harper Lee’s set the stage for The Realm! SIERRA IN THE RING, SHE’S STILL THE LEGAL WOMAN, AND SHE’S CLIMBING THE LADDER! THE TIMER HAS BEGUN!
(Ticker: 00:60)
Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE’S STANDING GUARD, LIMMY MONAGHAN SCRAPING HIMSELF INTO THE RING, COLLIDING WITH HARPER LEE!! SHE SITS LIMMY DOWN WITH A ‘DRAGON FIST’! THAT HUGE RIGHT HAND OFF THE TEMPLE OF LIMMY! SIERRA’S ALMOST THERE, SHE’S FINDING THE WILL TO SOMEHOW CLIMB THE LADDER!!
(Ticker: 00:35)
Jake Mercer: Limmy manages to shoot off the canvas and shoves Harper Lee into the ladder! SIERRA COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IS FLATTENED BY THE LADDER IN THE TURNBUCKLES! Harper Lee is looking for another ‘Dragon Fist’ but Limmy’s beat her to the punch! A stiff forearm to the face from Monaghan! Now launching Harper Lee into the second ring, Limmy Monaghan, king of the dead, has risen from the rubble and is fighting through the pain! That’s the definition of a champion, and exactly what you love to see out of your champion’s first defense! WAIT, THE TIME!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE?!??!
Jake Mercer: IT’S STILL GOING, AND SIERRA’S STILL GOT THAT LADDER ON TOP OF HER IN THE CORNER, HOLY HELL!!!!!
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Stew-O: SIERRA! SIERRA, MOVE!!! NO, IT’S TOO LATE!!!! THE LADDER IGNITES AND SIERRA BRADFORD IS ENGULFED IN FLAMESSSSSSS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVENNNNNNNNNNNNN, SIERRA BRADFORD SANDWICHED BY THAT LADDER AS IT EXPLODES LIKE AN INFERNO! HARPER LEE WAS STRANDED IN THE OTHER RING, SHE COULDN’T GET TO SIERRA, SIERRA BRADFORD LAYING LIFELESSLY ON THE MAT! THAT FIRE DESTROYING THE BODY OF SIERRA BRADFORD!! THAT’S A HUMAN BEING WHO WAS JUST SUBJECT TO UNHOLY AMOUNTS OF HEAT!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford suffering the same fate as Mark Macias earlier in the night, what goes around comes back around. Remember, Sierra still must tag in Harper Lee if they’ve any chance to claim the tag team championships. Limmy’s dragging Mark to the rings, looking to tag himself in. Limmy manages to roll Mark into the ring, but Harper’s able to meet Sierra at the corner!
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Flannery McCoy: BOTH LIMMY AND HARPER ARE NOW LEGAL, THIS BATTLE OF FATES, WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE! Limmy quickly with a nasty stab at the knee of Harper, and it almost buckles. Harper’s knee is anything but alright, yet she’s still fighting. Limmy now fires a nasty kick to the shine! Harper’s able to avoid the kick attempt, but Limmy stuns her with a big knee to the jaw! NOW LIMIT OFF THE ROPE WITH ‘DDTYSTOPIA’, DRIVING HARPER LEE INTO THE MAT WITH THAT DDT MANEUVER! HARPER LEE’S BRAINS MUST BE MUSH AT THIS POINT, I’VE GO NO IDEA HOW SHE’S STILL, THAT GOES FOR LIMMY AS WELL! NOW LIMMY BACK TO THE CORNER, SIZING UP HARPER! NO!!! HARPER LEE FLATLINES LIMMY WITH A ‘DOUBLLEEEEE SUNNNDDAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! HARPER LEEE CAUGHT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH THAT BRUTAL KNEE STRIKE ON HIS WAY IN! NOW BLOOD SPILLING FROM THE MOUTH OF LIMMY!
Jake Mercer: HARPER RELEASING A CRY OF PASSION, SHE’S GOT VICTORY IN HER CROSS-HAIRS!! Quickly rushing another ladder into the ring, setting up as fast as she humanely can. At this point, is anyone in this match even human?! HARPER’S ON A KNE, BUT THE LADDER IS RIGHT THERE! SHE CAN’T CLIMB, SHE’S TOO WORN! HARPER LEE’S EYES THAT OF A WOMAN ON A MISSION! SHE BEGINS TO SCALE THE LADDER!
(Ticker: 00:60)
Jake Mercer: SHE’S GOT NO ONE AROUND HER< BUT SHE’S BEEN BEATEN DOWN! SHE’S GOT ZERO GAS IN THE TANk, SHE CAN’T CLMB THE LADDER! SIERRA BRADFORD BARELY UP TO A KNEE, SCREAMING FOR HARPER LEE TO KEEP GOING! BUT SHE JUST CAN’T!!! HARPER LEE FALLS FROM THE LADDER BACK DOWN TO EARTH!!!! SHE HITS THE CANVAS HARD, JUST NO POWER LEFT IN HER BODY! BUT SHE’S NOT ALONE NOW, LIMMY’S STIRRING, AND HE’S TRYING TO INCH HIS WAY TOWARDS THE LADDER! BARELY GRABBING THE RUNGS, LIMMY MAY BRING THE GOLD HOME BACK TO THE GRAND ATHLETES RIGHT HERE! SIERRA’S GOT NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE, MARK MACIAS IS ON THE VERGE OF LITERAL DEATH, BUT LIMMY’S STILL ALIVE! HE’S MOVING FASTER NOW, FULED BY HIS DESIRE TO REMAIN CHAMPION! HE’S ALMOST THERE!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS THERE!!!!! HE’S GONNA DO IT!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA’S BACK IN THE RING, BUT SHE’S TOO LATE!
Flannery McCoy: THE GRAND ATHLETES WILL RETAIN, LIMMY’S GOT A HAND ON THE TITLE! HE’S GONNA PULL THEM DO-
Stew-O: –
Jake Mercer: –
Flannery McCoy: THE CLOCK, HE FORGOT!
(Ticker: 00:00:)
Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN IS COOKED ALIVE AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS HE INTO THE SECOND RING IN A BURNING HEAP!!!!!!! AKKKAKEKKWEKALA!!!!! SLLKSSKSK!!!!! THE GRAND ATHLETES HAD IT WON, THEN AT THE VERY KLAST MOMENT, THE LADDER LIT THEIR DREAMS ON FIRE IN THE FORM OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! GOD BLESS HIM, HIS CAREER MIGHT HAVE BEEN CUT SHORT AFTER THAT ONE!!!
Stew-O: Mark Macias is on the outside, he’s back in this match and searching for a ladder. Clutching at his body, Mark’s almost unable to even put the ladder on the apron. Using everything he’s got to slide the ladder into the ring. On the other side of the rings, Sierra Bradford also seeks a ladder. Dragging a massive ladder out from under the rings, she’s slid it into the same ring as Mark. They enter the ring and stare one another dead in the eyes, neither willing to show even a sign of submission! AND HERE THEY GO! IT’S A BRAWL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, TEARING AWAY AT ONE ANOTHER! MARK WITH BRUTAL FISTS TO SIERRA, NOW AN INVERTED FACELOCK NECKBREAKER ONTO THE KNEE! AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A CLASSIC KNECKBREAKER! NO, SIERRA FINDS A WAY OUT, NOW LIFTING MARK ONTO HER SHOULDERS, OH NO!!!! ‘MISSSERRRRYYYY BUSINESSSSSSSSS’!!!!!!! MARK BEING DROPPED FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS BY SIERRA, QAIT, SHE’S NOT DONE THERE!! SHE WILL LEAVE ZERO DOUBT AS TO WHO THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD IS!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA IS HEADING UP TO THE TOP! HER BODY IS BROKEN, HER SPIRIT HAS BEEN PUNISHED, HER WILL NEARLY SNAPPED, BUT SHE’S STILL GOING TO FIGHT! ANF SHE’S GOING TO WIN THE FIGHT! SIERRRRRAAA OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A 450 SPLLLASSSHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHE FLATTENED MARK MACIAS LIKE A PANCAKE!!! DESTROYING ONE-HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! NOW SETTING UP A LADDER, SIERRA IS GOING TO LOOK TO CLIMB! BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN SOMEHOW BACK IN THIS GODDAMN MATCH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL, WHERE DID HE COME FROM, SETTING UP A LADDER OF HIS OWN!!!! THESE TWO LADDERS, SIDE BY SIDE, BRADFORD, AND MONAGHAN CLIMBING! SIERRA CALLING FOR HER PARTNER, SHE’S NOT LEGAL IN THIS MATCH! IT’S GOING TO HAVE TO BE HARPER LEE, SHE NEED’S A TAG OR TO CLAIM THESE TITLES! THE CLOCK HAS BEGUN, THEY’VE GOT SIXTY SECONDS!
(Ticker: 00:60)
Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN AND SIERRA BRADFORD ARE AT THE TOP OF THE LADDERS!! EXCHANGING SHOTS, CLUBBING BLOWS FROM EACH COMPETITIROSD!! LIMMY REACHES FOR THE TITLE, BUT SIERRA WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF LIMMY’S HEAD! HARPER LEE NOW UP THE OTHERSIDE, SIERRA STANDS GUARD, BUT MARK MACIAS FOLLOWS HARPER UP THE OTHER LADDER!!! ALL FOUR COMPETITORS ON TOP OF THESE LADDERS NOW!! THEY’RE ALL BATTLING ON THE VERY TOP OF THIS WORLD FOR SUPREMACY!! HARPER REACHING FOR THE TITLES, BUT LIMMY INTERCEPTS HER! MARK TRYING TO RIP HARPER OFF THE LADDER, BUT SHE FIGHTS HIM OFF! ALL FOUR ON THESE LADDERS, NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THIS!
Jake Mercer: NOW IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHOSE HANDS ARE ON THE GOLD!! BUT SIERRA BRADFORD RIPS HIM DOWN! LIMMY WITH A PUNCH TO THE SPINE OF SIERRA BRADFORD, AS MARK MACIAS, DIGS AT THE KNEE OF HARPER!!! THE GRAND ATHLETES ARE GOING TO RETAIN ON THEIR FIRST DANCE UNDER THE BIG LIGHTS AS CHAMPIONS! BUT HARPER AND SIERRA BOTH FIGHT THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOPS OF THE LADDERS, SIMULTANEOUSLY GRABBING A HOLD OF LIMMY AND MARK! NO, THEY CAN’T DO THIS!
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Jake Mercer: DOUBLE SUPERPLEXES TO THE OTHERRRR RINNNNGGGG AS THE FIRE BURNS EVERY SINGLE ONEEEEEE OFFF THEIIIRRR BOODDDIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!AKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKKASLSLSXXS!!!!! THE REALM WITH DOUBLE SUPERPLEXES TO THE GRAND ATHLETES, BUT LOOK AT THE RING ROPE! IT’S CAUGHT FIRE! ONE OF THE ROPES HAS CAUGHT FIRE!!! SIERRA BRADFORD SEES IT, AND SHE’S RUSHING OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE’S ISOLATED THE ROPE AND IS TAKING IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! SWINGING IT OVER HER HEAD, THE FLAMING ROPE CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL OF MARK MACIAS!!! SIERRA IS A WILD-WOMAN!!!! SIERRA BRADFORD, ‘THE GIRL ON FIRE’ HAS TRULY LIVE UP TO THE NAME!!
Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A ‘SUNDOWNER’ TO THE AFCE OF SIERRA, NOW RUSHING TO GRAB A LADDER! SLIDING IT INTO THE RING, BUT HARPER LEE MEETS HIM THERE, OFF THE TOP ROPE IS HARPER LEE! DIVING METEORA TAKES OUT LIMMY, HARPER CLOTHSELINING MONAGHAN TO THE OTHER RING! LIMMY DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT, THE REALM CAN FEEL IT! SIERRA DROPPING LIMMY WITH ALEG SWEEP, THEY HAVE LIMMY IN THEIR SIGHTS!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE IT! THEY’RE SIZING HIM UP, THE REALM’S MOMENT IS NOW!!! ‘MEEEEETIIIINNNGGGGGG INNNNN THE MIDDDDDDLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’!!!!!!! AKAKAKDIIDKDKDKDKK!!!! THEY HIT IT, THEY HIT IT!!! LIMMY IS DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: HARPER STRUGGLING TO THE OTHER RING, SHE’S TRYING TO SET UP THE LADDER! SHE’S GOT IT STANDING, AND SHE’S STARTED TO CLIMB! THE TIMER HAS STARTED!
(Ticker: 00:60)
Flannery McCoy: MAR MACIAS NOW BACK INTO IT, BUT SIERRA WON’T LET HIM GET FAR!!!! WAIT, WHAT THE HELl, THE FLAMING ROPE, SIERRA’S GOT THE FLAMING ROPE AND HAS TAKEN MARK MACIAS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! SHE’S GOT HIM IN THE CROSSFACE AND THE FLAMING ROPE IS WRAPPED ACROSS THE FACE OF MARK!!! HE’S SCREAMING AND CRYING, HE’S BEING BURNED ALIVE BY SIERRA BRADFORD, WHO WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY SEE VICTORY! MARK BEING STRANGED BY THIS BRUNING ROPE, IT’S BLINDED HIM, HE MIGHT HAVE LOST HIS VISION PERMANTELT!!! GOOD GOD!!!
Stew-O: LIMMY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND QUICKLY STOMPS OUT SIERRA’S LIGHTS!!! BUT HARPER’S ALREADY THERE!!!!! HARPER LEE IS AT THE TOP, SHE’S THE LEGAL WOMAN, LIMMY IS LEGAL, BUT HARPER’S AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! LIMMY MONAGHAN LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE SECOND RING, QUICKLY ACCERALTING UP THE LADDER!!! HE WILL FIGHT TO HIS LAST BREATH, HE WON’T ALLOW THE REALM TO TAKE HIS TITLES! HARPER LEE WITH ANOTHER ‘DRAGON FIST’!!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN FALLS TO THE CANVAS, HE’S OUT!!! HARPER LEE’S GOT THE TITLES!
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Sew-O: IT DOESN’T MATTER! HARPER LEE RIPS DOWN THE TITLES, THAT’S IT!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE LADDER AS IT EXPLODES IN FLAMES, THEY’VE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!! SIERRA BRADFORD AND HARPER LEE HAVE WON THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, AND NEEEEEWWWW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, HARPER LEEEEE, SIERRRAAAA BRADFFOOORRDDDDDDDDDDDD, THE RREEEEEALLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
(Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee lay against the ropes as they celebrate their win. They offer their hands to The Grand Athletes, a great show of respect from both sides.)
Flannery McCoy: What a match. An absolute classic, one of the greatest tag team matches in recent memory as The Realm makes history tonight! An amazing effort on both sides, but the grit and perseverance of The Realm was just too much for The Grand Athletes. Every competitor I’m sure will suffer permanent damage after this war,
Jake Mercer: Though for Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford, they’ll know they are the greatest tag team in the world today. The Grand Athletes have racked up an incredible tear recently, and are only going upwards from here. But for now, this tag team division now belongs to The Realm!
Stew-O: Congratulations to The Realm, Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford, and thank you for sticking with us. Territorial Invasion will return momentarily with more action!
(A shot of Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee hosting their titles high in the air is shown as a crew attempts to repair the ring from the damage.)
(A commercial is shown for hair growth cream starring Ronan Malosi in hopes he can get his long hair back from what seems to be a long time ago)
(The camera fades backstage to Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford, who had just won the Unified Tag Team Championships earlier in the night. The two are still in near disbelief, holding the titles close to them as they continue walking through the hallway. As they continue walking though, they’re caught by Michael Belfort who has a microphone in his hand.)
Michael Belfort: Harper and Sierra, if you have a moment, I’m sure everyone would love to know how you guys are feeling after capturing your first Championships in EAW tonight in your Unified Tag Team Championship match.
Harper Lee: Oh, well to be honest I’m not even sure what I can really say. You guys saw what happened out there, Sierra and I just won the Unified Tag Team Championships. We’re happy, we’re excited, we did exactly what we said we would and I don’t think it gets any better than that. It took us a while to get here, but it was worth it. These are our first Championships, it’s only fitting that we won them together.
Sierra Bradford: And more importantly, we did it knowing Sarah Price is probably at home watching this right now. I know she was with us in spirit, and I’m glad we were able to do this for her. Just like we’ve said throughout the week, we had to do this for her. It was all we could do to make up for everything she went through, all because of Impact and Mr. DEDEDE.
Harper Lee: Sarah should be celebrating with us right now with her Specialists Championship, but thanks to two middle-aged men she isn’t. I don’t understand how they got away with that. The Specialists Champion was fired, and I don’t see the general managers doing anything about it. I don’t see anyone in any position of power talking about how messed up this is. StarrStan sat back and watched while one of his own Champions was fired, what did she even do to deserve it?
Sierra Bradford: Nothing. Sarah didn’t do anything to deserve what happened to her. Sarah was just trying to move forward with her career just like everyone else. It’s not her fault she was chosen to be team Captain, but because she did her best to try and live up to the role StarrStan gave her she was fired. Just because she didn’t let them boss her around she doesn’t have a career. The worst part is, Sarah took the blame because she didn’t fall in line. To some people it was her fault when she was the team Captain, how does that even make sense? They’re the ones that should’ve been falling in line. They should’ve just listened to her from the start, but instead she was treated like she’s the problem.
Harper Lee: Don’t forget, they believed we weren’t fit to compete in Wargames. They thought we weren’t a legit choice, and now look at us. Now we’re the Unified Tag Team Champions in DEDEDE’s company, and he has no other choice but to accept that-
(As Harper finishes her sentence, both Impact and the EAW Chairman Mr. DEDEDE wall into the camera’s view. It becomes clear to Harper and Sierra that the Liquid Swordz heard everything they said, and they just stay silent while starting a hole into the two. Mr. DEDEDE let’s Michael Belfort know he can leave, which he does, before finally beginning to speak.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Alright, here’s an idea. If you have that much of an issue with Sarah being gone, why don’t you go join her? I am Mr. DEDEDE. This is Impact. Don’t put us on the same level as a Sarah Price. Dynasty was guaranteed a Wargames win as soon as the Liquid Swordz were added to the team, and all she had to do was sit back and let us work. She could’ve just accepted that she wasn’t needed. If she had, maybe she would’ve been here with you two. Instead she chose to challenge Gawd. She thought the best choice of action was to stand up to the Liquid Swordz, and this is the result. That’s her fault. She’s not our problem anymore, so get used to a Sarah-less EAW.
Harper Lee: How was any of that her fault? She didn’t do anything wrong. Anyone that isn’t a pushover would’ve done the same thing. Why should anyone have to fall back because you two couldn’t accept that for once the spotlight wasn’t on you? You were never the team Captain. She was the Captain. It’s funny, you two treated Sarah this badly just because StarrStan decided she was better fit for team Captain than both of you.
Impact: Oh yeah? You mean the same StarrStan that put her in the main event every single week just because she was the new flavor of the month? Of course he did, and he was wrong. After the Liquid Swordz run through the other two Wargames teams, then what’ll it be? You finally gonna admit we had every right to treat Sarah how we did? Imagine the legendary Liquid Swordz taking orders from an ordinary industry plant.
Sierra Bradford: That makes no sense.. How was she an industry plant? For having fans? She earned everything she got. She deserved it more than anyone. You guys made a mistake getting rid of her. You don’t understand just how big of a loss Sarah was for this company. She wasn’t just some industry plant, she won the Specialists Championship because she was talented. How could you guys not see that?
Harper Lee: I’ve heard vision gets worse with age.
Impact: Give it a month, there’ll be another Sarah and the rest of the company will flock to them just like they flocked to her. That’s how it goes.
Harper Lee: No, there won’t. There was nobody like Sarah Price and there never will be anyone like her. You guys are idiots for firing her, but as long as the two of us are here the Realm’s vision won’t die.
Mr. DEDEDE: You know what? Harper, I heard what you said earlier, and you’re right. You so showed us! You’re the tag champs! You, Sierra, congratulations on your title win. You definitely earned it, so much that I’m willing to reward you. That reward? Another title opportunity.
Sierra Bradford: What?
Mr. DEDEDE: You know that Specialists Championship tournament coming up? Yeah? Well consider yourselves in. You guys get to fight to win the same Championship that once belonged to your friend Sarah Price. Want to know who you guys are facing in the first round?
(Harper and Sierra stay quiet.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Eachother. Harper Lee versus Sierra Bradford, round one of the Specialists Championship tournament. I know you both are gonna do that pathetic “dedicating this to Sarah” garbage you spilled all week, so let’s see who cares about her more.
(Mr. DEDEDE and Impact walk away, and Harper and Sierra just stand there, still silent. They look at each other, and they can’t believe what they just heard. The only way for them to go past round one in the Specialists Championship tournament is to fight each other. As the two Tag Team Champions stand in silence, Territorial Invasion finally fades away from backstage.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a FLAG MATCH!
Stephie Love: The only way to win is capturing your country’s flag on the pole high above the corner of the ring; and then take the flag up the stage, climb the five step high podium, and plant your country’s flag!
(‘Come Thru’ By Summer Walker feat. Usher hits as Nina Bravo walks out with a bright smile. She takes a look at both podiums on the stage before walking to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM MOSCOW, RUSSIA….WEIGHING IN AT 115 POUNDS….NNIINNNNAAAA BBBRRRAAVVVVOOO!!!!
Stew-O: She’s brand new and doesn’t have a lot of experience, but we’ve found out she’s a feisty one. We knew it in her debut when she pushed Andrea Valentine to the limit.And tonight she can pick up a huge win for herself and give herself a confidence boost defeating somebody who’s been a thorn in her side like Veena Adams has been.
(“Me” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie hits as Veena right away is met with overwhelming boos from the socially distanced crowd.Veena doesn’t pay any attention to them, solely keeping ehr eyes and focus on Nina Bravo already in the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT…WEIGHING IN AT 125 POUNDS…..VVEEEENNNNAAAA AAADDDDDDAAAMMMMMSSSS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Some may say she’s only here because of her family, but over the past while, she’s been backing up her words in the ring. She wants to be one fo the focal points of the women’s division, and she can take another step towards that with a win at an event like Territorial Invasion.
Stew-O: You can’t agree with her making an enemy out of Nina the way she has tho? Mocking her heritage and just using her mean nature to get under Nina’s skin. I have a feeling Veena’s in for more than she expected because I think Nina’s ready to fight and take her out.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO!!! This flag match is underway…and HUH?!
(Nina extends her hand for Veena to shake. And Veena can’t help but laugh.)
Nina Bravo: Come on bae, you need all good luck.
Veena Adams: i NEeD gOoD LuCk
SLAP
Veena Adams: HOW BOUT YOU STOP BUTCHERING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF–
Stew-O: AND NINA TAKES DOWN VEENA! NINA IS LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED RIGHT NOW! Nina is wailing away at Veena throwing several body shots and then slamming Veena’s head off the back of the mat! Veena then manages to grab the rope and pull herself out of the ring, getting some separation from Nina, but Nina follows her outside the ring and is hammering away at Veena!
Jake Mercer: Veena pushes Nina off of her and then Nina back away, before Nina charges at Veena once again–BUT VEENA USES THE RING BELL FROM THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA AND SMACKS NINA ACROSS THE HEAD WITH IT! Veena has that angry face as she checks her lip for blood, and now, VEENA SLAM THE BELL ON THE BACK OF NINA’S BACK REPEATEDLY!
Veena Adams: (As she’s swinging the bell) RESPECT(ding!)…AUTHORITY (ding!)…YOU(ding!)…DUMB.(ding!)..FUCKING(ding!)…CUNT!!
Flannery McCoy: :krabs: Something has snapped inside Veena, and now she uses the sharp edge of the ring bell and she’s trying to slice Nina open from the forehead! NINA IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT, BUT THEN VEENA LIFTS THER RING BELL HIGH AND SLAMS IT ON THE FOREHEAD OF NINA! Can you say concussion city?!
Veena Adams: (Off mic): Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go end this stupid ass match because I have better things to do.
Flannery McCoy: Veena turns around to walk inside the ring to try and capture the first step in winning this flag match, but Nina is somehow still alive, and she’s holding on to Veena’s foot, preventing her from moving any further. Veena is trying with all her will to shake Nina off, but to no effect. Finally Veena uses her free foot and kicks Nina in the head! Nina’s head is really becoming a target for Veena here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Veena is back inside the ring now, and she looks at Nina trying to crawl up the apron, and she goes over to her corner and begins to climb up it to get the United States flag down! She’s gotta grab it then make her way up the ramp and plant it!
Stew-O: BUT NINA IS BACK INSIDE THE RING AND SHE PUSHES VEEN FROM BEHIND, AND VEENA DOES A FRONT FLIP OFF THE TOP ROPE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE–AND VEENA JUST LANDED BACK FIRST ON THE STEEL STEPS!!! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: Oh my lord! And now Nina looks to get back on her feet inside the ring, and she looks down to see Veena crying in pain holding her back. Nina cracks a smile, and then she looks up at her Russian flag in her respective corner, and she goes over to her corner to try and retrieve it. Nina is pulling herself up, and she reaches up for the Russian flag–
Stew-O: VEENA IS BACK IN AND SHE GOES UNDERNEATH NINA BETWEEN THE LEGS AND THEN SHE LAYS OUT NINA BRAVO WITH A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! BUT NO!! NINA FLOATED OVER AND SOMEHOW LANDED ON HER FEET, VEENA TURNS AROUND AND THEN RUNS INTO A HIGH KNEE FROM NINA BRAVO! VEENA IS STUNNED ONCE MORE, AND NINA PICKS UP VEENA IN A SCOOP SLAM POSITION, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SITOUT SLAM!
Flannery McCoy: Now it’s Veena who tries once more to get to the top of the top rope to reach her country’s flag, and she’s fingertips away…BUT–
Jake Mercer: VEENA THROWS HER BODY ON THE ROPES AND IT NINA’S HAVING A HARD TIME TRYING TO KEEP HER BALANCE!
Nina Bravo: (off mic) NO BAE! PLEASE!!!
Stew-O: BUT VEENA CAUSES NINA TO LOSE HER BALANCE!! And then Veena grabs the neck of Nina and connects with a neckbreaker as Nina was hanging in the tree of woe! And now look at Veena as she stands and holds her back in pain still…..Veena rubs her boot across the face of Veena. The level of disrespect shown by Veena here!
Jake Mercer: Of all things, you’re shocked she’s doing THAT?! :skip:
Flannery McCoy: Anyways, Veena looks at the American flag, and then she goes over to her corner and begins climbing up, and she reaches for it! BUT NINA IS STILL ON HER ASS! NINA CLIMBS UP THE TOP ROPE BEHIND VEENA, AND VEENA TRIES THROWING SEVERAL BACK ELBOW SHOTS TO THE FACE OF NINA, BUT IT AIN’T HAVING ANY TYPE OF EFFECT ON NINA! NINA BEGINS TO THROW SEVERAL FOREARM SHOTS TO THE BACK OF VEENA’S HEAD, VEENA SEEMS STUNNED ON THE TOP ROPE NOW AS NINA SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH!
Nina Bravo: We going for a ride baby.
Stew-O: AND NINA CONNECTS WITH A SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!……BUT LOOK!!
Flannery McCoy: VEENA GRABBED THE AMERICAN FLAG WHILE ON THE WAY DOWN!! SHE IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF NINA BRAVO NOW! Nina is just now noticing. Nina crawls and tries to make her way over to her corner, and she pulls herself up and begins to ascend up and try reaching for the Russian flag! BUT VEENA IS UP AND SHE SWINGS THE UNITED STATES FLAG FROM THE POLE END TO THE BACK OF NINA! VEENA IS GOING NUTS SWINGING THE POLE AT NINA!
Stew-O: VEENA GOES UP TOP WITH NINA WITH THE FLAG, AND SHE PUTS IT ON THE THROAT ON NINA! VEENA’S GOING FOR HER OWN VERSION OF THE SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP…BUT NINA IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT! AND NINA IS RELENTLESS NOW THROWING SEVERAL RIGHTS AND LEFTS AND JAB SHOTS TO VEENA! NOW LOOK!!!
Jake Mercer: NINA GRABS THE AMERICAN FLAG FROM VEENA’S HAND–AND SHE JABS VEENA RIGHT IN THE EYE WITH THE POLE!! VEENA FALLS TO THE MAT BELOW! NOBODY IS AROUND TO STOP NINA AS SHE LOOKS UP AT THE RUSSIAN FLAG!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NINA BRAVO GRABS THE RUSSIAN FLAG! BOTH OF THEM NEED TO MAKE IT UP THE RAMP NOW!
Jake Mercer: Veena is on the ground holding her eye, in a lot of pain as Nina stands over the fallen Veena and waves the Russian flag proudly!
Flannery McCoy: I think the sight of Nina Bravo waving the flag is going to piss off Veena Adams! At this point, it seems like Nina is just mocking Veena!
Jake Mercer: This isn’t the ideal result that Veena has going into this match! Veena should be motivated to make sure that it doesn’t happen whatsoever! She still needs to take the American flag to the top of our stage! Reminder ladies and gentlemen: the first woman to put their respective flag on the top of the stage wins! Nina distances herself away from Veena, giving the Chairman’s niece a little space to recollect and pick herself up from the ground!
Stew-O: Nina Bravo charges towards Veena Adams with an Ike Turner Special, The World Heavyweight Champion’s signature move! But, Veena had the move scouted as she managed to duck! She gets Nina before lifting the younger woman behind her, BUT NINA MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET! VEENA TURNS HERSELF AROUND AS NINA LAUNCHES TOWARDS VEENA WITH A LOU THEZ PRESS! NINA IS GOING HAYWIRE AT THE MOMENT, THROWING FOREARMS AT VEENA! Veena rolls herself on top of Nina before wrapping her hands around the neck of ‘The Russian Doll.’
Flannery McCoy: Nina manages to get Veena in position before delivering a monkey flip, sending Veena over her! Veena falls onto a seated position as Nina gets to her feet! She is clutching onto her neck! Nina has an intense look towards Veena’s direction! Whatever happens next, I don’t think that Veena is going to enjoy it! Nina gets Veena by her arm before Irish whip her to the corner! Veena manages to catch herself to the corner before bolting towards Veena with a running body splash!
Jake Mercer: Veena Adams stumbles forward as Nina Bravo follows that up with a superkick to the stomach of Veena before connecting with a rolling snapmare! Nina steps onto the back of Veena and in front of her before rebounding off the ropes and nailing the Chairman’s niece with a basement dropkick! VEENA FALLS TO HER BACK AS NINA STANDS IN FRONT OF A FALLEN VEENA BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! WHAT A WONDERFUL THING OF BEAUTY!
Stew-O: It’s not like Nina can go for the cover! It won’t help her in this stipulation! Taking the flag all the way up to the stage and placing it on her respective flag area is what is going to help her win the match! Nina gets herself off the floor as she gets Veena by her hair before throwing her head first against the turnbuckle! Nina throws a couple of punches Veena’s way BEFORE GETTING HER FOOT AND PLACING IT AGAINST THE THROAT OF VEENA ADAMS! THE EXTENDED LEG CORNER FOOT CHOKE ON VEENA! NINA HOLDS IT THERE, BUT THERE IS SO LITTLE THAT THE REFEREE CAN DO IN THIS SITUATION!
Flannery McCoy: Nina releases her foot from Veena’s throat before taking a step back! Nina has a grin on her face, giving Veena a ‘come hither’ gesture, which is only going to piss off Veena more! Veena rushes towards Nina, but Nina manages to hook Veena by her arm and connects with a hip toss! Nina has a good hold of Veena’s arm, but it seems like Nina is not ready to let go of the arm! SHE GETS VEENA AND CONNECTS WITH A JUDO THROW, BUT NINA STILL HAS VEENA BY HER ARM — ANOTHER JUDO THROW BY NINA BRAVO! IT SEEMS LIKE WE’RE SEEING A BIT OF JUDO FROM THE YOUNG WOMAN! I WOULD HATE TO BE VEENA ADAMS AT THE MOMENT!
Jake Mercer: Nina connects with one last judo throw on Veena before allowing Veena to collect herself to her feet! Nina rushes towards Veena before taking her down with a dropkick! Nina kips up to her feet as she is feeling quite pumped up! Veena is clutching to her right arm, in which Nina connected with a few judo throws with! Nina is gesturing for Veena to get back up! Nina wants to continue to out wrestling Veena! BUT, I THINK THAT MAY BE A MISTAKE FOR NINA! NOT SO SURE THOUGH! VEENA IS A TREMENDOUS ATHLETE HERSELF! VEENA RUSHES TOWARDS NINA, BUT NINA MANAGES TO DUCK VEENA!
Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: No! Veena manages to duck as she manages to sweep the legs of Nina from underneath her! Nina hits the back of her head as Veena begins to slowly get back to her feet! She delivers a nasty stomp to the stomach of Nina Bravo! She bends over to look closer to Nina’s face! Veena smacks arounds the face of Nina! Total disrespect for her opponent! Veena hates all of these women with a passion!
Jake Mercer: “Fuck all these whores” is something that Veena Adams lives by and it’s what has driven her to be one of the most dangerous women that the Dynasty roster has to offer! Veena gets Nina Bravo up to her feet before delivering a harsh slap to Nina’s face! This staggers Nina back as Veena adds extra damage by kicking Nina near the set of ropes! NINA COLLAPSES TO HER KNEES! VEENA GETS THE RUSSIAN FLAG THAT HAS BEEN DROPPED AROUND THE RING BEFORE WRAPPING IT AROUND NINA’S NECK!
Stew-O: SHE’S CHOKING NINA BRAVO WITH THE RUSSIAN FLAG!!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: The chances of Veena Adams winning this match via death are zero at this moment! Veena lifts Nina off her feet, but still has the Russian flag wrapped around Nina’s neck before dropping the poor woman to her knees again! Veena places the Russian flag wrapped around her neck like it was a small towel! She’s smiling at Nina trying to recollect herself to her feet!
Jake Mercer: Veena gets the Russian flag and begins to smack Nina in the back with it! Almost like it’s a whip! Is this considered a hate crime? :lupe:
Stew-O: It’s Veena Adams. She hates everyone.
Flannery McCoy: Veena gets the flag before smacking Nina in the back of it again! Now, Veena draps the Russian flag on top of Nina’s face, blocking her vision! Veena has a good hold of the flag and is securing Nina’s inability to see anything for the time being! This poor woman is blinded at the moment! Veena manages to tie the flag around Nina’s face! The poor woman can’t see anything at the moment and Veena is looking to take advantage of all of that!
Jake Mercer: Veena throws Nina Bravo through the middle rope and outside the ring! Veena rolls herself out of the ring and joins Nina! Veena gets Nina by one of her arms before throwing her head first against the plexiglass! Man, I hated the sound of that! Nina drops to the ground instantly as Veena has a smirk on her face that you could only see in someone’s nightmares! Veena gets Nina again before throwing her skull first against the ring post! Nina’s head bounces back and she just drops to the ground instantly! Is this even fair?
Stew-O: You’re really expecting for an ADAMS to play fair? That’s not in their blood, Jake! Veena Adams is ruthless and will look for any way to win the match! How their opponent ends up is the least of their worries! Veena Adams reaches over to the timekeeper’s area and gets her hands on the ring bell again! How is she getting that bell? :wtf: This is like earlier in the match! Oh god, Nina has zero knowledge of what is upon her! :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Veena Adams takes a few steps as she’s talking Nina Bravo to her feet! :lupe: Nina has zero idea of what is ahead of her!
Jake Mercer: VEENA ADAMS BLASTS NINA BRAVO WITH THE TIMEKEEPER’S BELL!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Stew-O: Nina drops down! This young woman must be done at the moment! There’s no way that this man is going to continue! The referee is exiting the ring to check on Nina!
Veena Adams: (off-mic) Don’t you dare fucking move! My uncle can get you fired!
(The referee backs away from Nina Bravo, allowing Veena Adams to do whatever the fuck she wants.)
Flannery McCoy: Veena Adams is a disgusting human being! I don’t get why she’s in a position of power in the very first place!
Jake Mercer: She’s an Adams. That’s why.
Stew-O: VEENA GETS NINA BY HER HAIR AND SLAMS HER AGAINST THE PLEXIGLASS! NINA GOES DOWN AGAIN! VEENA USING SOME OF THE STRENGTH TO SLAM NINA ONTO THE PLEXIGLASS! The socially distanced crowd is not the biggest fan of Veena at the moment, but Veena couldn’t give a fuck about them! She’s richer, prettier and more powerful than any of these people combined! She doesn’t need to win their approval!
Flannery McCoy: Nina Bravo is down as Veena Adams gets on the top turnbuckle! It seems like she could be putting away Nina once and for all going into this match up! Yes, Veena may not be able to win the match via pinfall, but this could be a huge factor to end Nina’s run in this match! Veena positions herself on the top rope! Veena flies —
Jake Mercer: FATAL VOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO NINA BRAVO TO THE OUTSIDE! THAT A PICTURE PERFECT MOVE FROM VEENA ADAMS! IT DID TAKE SOME ENERGY AWAY FROM VEENA, BUT SHE LOOKED AT HER AMERICAN FLAG INSIDE THE RING! She gets her hand on the pole as she rolls the flag out of the ring! This is her opening to get up the ramp and place her flag on top of that stage! That is the way to end the match!
(Veena Adams gets the American flag and begins to go around ringside and away from Nina Bravo. It seems like the ‘Fatal Vow’ move took some energy off of her, but she is driven to win this match and there is nothing stopping her from accomplishing that goal.)
Flannery McCoy: That’s all Veena needs to do! She needs to just place the flag on her respective part at the top of the stage! Nina Bravo is completely down at the moment! She’s trying to use some of her strength to untie the Russian flag off her face! Nina has been blinded by the flag for quite some time! She may be blind, but she can sense that her chances of winning this match are diminishing! Come on, Nina!
(Nina Bravo is trying to untie the Russian flag from her face. Meanwhile, the camera pans to Veena Adams who is making her way up the stage. Her eyes are at her respective spot where she is supposed to stick the American flag at. The camera pans back to Nina, who is getting the flag off her face.)
Jake Mercer: THE FLAG IS OFF HER FACE!!!!!!
(The socially distanced crowd is cheering at Nina Bravo being able to see. Nina has her hands on the Russian flag as she sees that Veena Adams is already making her way up the stage.)
Flannery McCoy: Hurry up, Nina! You need to get there on time!
(Nina Bravo begins to run around ringside and up the ramp with the Russian flag in her hands.)
Jake Mercer: Nina Bravo is running like she’s being hunted by ICE.
Stew-O: Veena Adams is already up on the stage! A huge smirk on her face is seen as she looks to stick the flag on the hole on top of the step with the American flag painted there! Veena is cacklling as —
Flannery McCoy: NINA BRAVO ATTACKS VEENA ADAMS!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Nina begins to unload on the niece of the Chairman of the Board! Nina throws Veena’s American flag off the stage! Nina focuses on Veena, who is trying to collect herself to her feet! NINA CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF VEENA TAKING HER DOWN! Nina now looks around her and she spots her Russian flag on the ground next to Veena! And now Nina picks up the flag looking to win this match!
Stew-O: BUT VEENA HAS A HOLD OF THE OPPOSITE END OF THE FLAG! VEENA AND NINA NOW ARE IN A TUG OF WAR FOR THE RUSSIAN FLAG!! Veena is back up to her feet!
Nina Bravo: (no mic) I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A RUSSIAN CITIZEN, BUT THIS IS MINE! GIMME!!!
Veena Adams: (angry) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: OH MY LORD! VEENA HAS A LOOK OF RAGE IN HER EYE, AND SHE DRIVES NINA BACK AS THEY BOTH HOLD ON TO OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE FLAG–
Flannery McCoy: VEENA DRIVES NINA BACKWARDS INTO THE LED WALL AND THE SHARP END OF THE FLAG STABS NINA IN THE UPPER SHOULDER!!!! :damn: :damn:
Stew-O: NOW VEENA CONNECTS WITH A SOCCER STYLE KICK TO THE FACE OF NINA AS NINA WAS ON ALL FOURS BLEEDING FROM HER SHOULDER! Veena is in total control now as she goes to pick up the American flag! VEENA WALKS UP THE FIRST FEW STEPS, AND SHE’S ABOUT TO PLANT THE AMERICAN FLAG–
Jake Mercer: NINA HOPS UP TO THE TOP BASE OF THE STEP, AND VEENA CAN’T BELIEVE IT! VEENA NOW BEGINS TO HAMMER AT THE BACK OF NINA AND STOMP THE LIFE OUT OF NINA, BUT NINA GETS TO HER FEET, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE GOING AT ONE ANOTHER ON TOP OF THE AMERICAN STEP PODIUM!!
Stew-O: KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM VEENA! AND VEENA PUSHES NINA OFF THE STEP TO THE RAMP BELOW!! VEENA IS ALONE WITH THE FLAG ON THE TOP STEP!
Veena Adams: (no mic) I’M SUPERIOR TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! THEN, NOW, AND FUCKING FOREVER! LEARN TO LOVE IT!!
Stew-O: Veena just soaking this moment up, dragging this out. And now….VEENA LIFTS THE FLAG HIGH TO PLANT ON THE TOP STEP–
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Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL!?!? THE HIGH STEP PODIUM IS STARTING TO TIP BACKWARDS!!! VEENA HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON! :krabs:
Jake Mercer: IT’S NINA BRAVO!!!! NINA IS USING ALL OF HER STRENGTH AND TIPPING THE STEP PODIUM BACKWARDS–AND VEENA FREEFALLS DOWN OFF THE STAGE!!!!
EXPLOSION
Stew-O: VEENA JUST WENT THROUGH A TABLE WITH ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!! :damn:!!!!!! I GUESS THOSE MUSCLES ARE STILL SOMEWHERE IN NINA SHE USED TO HAVE!
Flannery McCoy: Through the smoke and sparks, you see Nina looking down at Veena from the top part of the stage, and then she turns around picks up the Russian flag. She salutes Veena before turning around, and slowly walking up the five steps to reach the top of the Russian podium!
Jake Mercer: AND NINA BRAVO PLANTS THE RUSSIAN FLAG!! NINA WINS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Come Thru’ By Summer Walker feat. Usher hits as Nina Bravo celebrates on top of the podium, in a great deal of pain, holding her bleeding shoulder.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….NNNIINNNAAAA BBBRRRAAVVVVOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: An amazing battle between these two women, but Nina picks up the biggest win of her young career thus far. You just know this has got to be a big confidence boost.
(Medical personnel surround Veena on the bottom part of the stage, where Veena is twitching, and in a lot of pain.)
Jake Mercer: Are we allowed to feel bad for Veena in this moment?
Stew-O: Prolly not, knowing her, she’ll be back next Friday in a neck brace ready to raise some hell taking her anger out on everyone for this loss. She’s an Adams, and we know she’ll be ight.
(The final shot is of Nina waving the Russian flag at the entranceway, celebrating her victory.)
(A commercial for EAW 2K21 starring Shaker Jones still asking where the game is, is shown)
(The camera fades in to the backstage area as just like the setup from a few weeks ago, we see the beautiful and sassy “Steel Magnolia” Kensingten Calhoun-Astor in her kitchen for the segment everyone wants to watch, “Country Cookin’”. Her last show had five guests in Team Voltage for the Brand Warfare Match which they were victorious earlier. The camera pans on Kensingten wearing a black and red dress, heels and an apron, her traditional hat as she smiles, speaking in her southern drawl.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, Looooooord will you look at that! It is another episode of Country Cookin’ with yours truly. Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and I have made my Granny Mabel’s world famous Muscadine Cobbler today, yes, I did and then I thought about it, honey you Critten’s don’t deserve any, I’ll make my cobbler and eat it too. Don’t worry though, hold on to your lil’ horses for I have something else special that Ida May, she was the help, by the way may her soul rest in peace, showed me how to maker her famous Fried Chicken. But you see, this isn’t some ordinary Fried Chicken, it is blazin’ SOUTHERN Pride, Fried Chicken. Before we get to our culinary treat though, I would like to introduce my guest at this time, Candice Blair! Yes, she was supposed to get a Universal Women’s Championship title shot tonight but that didn’t happen after some “Card Subject to Change” tomfoolery occurred and now she gets her chance on Dynasty coming up this Friday. Candice, welcome and how are you, sugarplum?
(The camera pans to Candice, who is dressed sexy as ever with her long hair flowing, forcing a smile.)
Candice Blair: I’m fine Kensingten, thank you.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Why that is so good to hear. You have an upcoming match with Serena Bennett for the Universal Women’s Championship on Dynasty and we all know that match was supposed to be tonight, but as I am making your dinner, tell me how that makes you feel knowing you got bumped from one of the biggest Free Per Views of the year in Territorial Invasion because Serena was put in the War Games match. I am sure it is not a good feeling when you’re not even on there, and she is.
Candice Blair: It isn’t a good feeling Kensingten, but neither are you.
(Kensingten bellows loudly in fake laugher.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Hehehehehe…. Just remember sunflower, I am the reason you’re on Territorial Invasion tonight, but no need to be nasty, there is no need to have this tension between us, we are two women sharing a lil’ conversation over a home cooked meal. Let me give you a glass of Ida May’s sweet tea, this tea has become its own food group, honey.
(As the Steel Magnolia pours some tea into the glass with ice, Candice just gives her a stare.)
Candice Blair: I’m fine with Serena entering the War Games, she can go in there and get her ass handed to her far as I am concerned, that fact is this though, in five days, she is going to have to defend the title against me, I hope she is ready, no excuses, that’s it.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You Ava’s are so inspiring; I do hope you do better than Consuelo did.
Candice Blair: What is that supposed to mean?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, nothing, just a lil’ banter between just us girls. Now come on, are you ready for the treat? I am talking about some good ol’ fashion Southern fried food?
Candice Blair: I don’t usually eat a lot of fried stuff….
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Peaches n’ Cream, you can give up the avocado toast and cauliflower rice for one night.
Candice Blair: Okay, fine.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Excellent, so I took a long and careful time to prepare this, now I know you’re going to love it, here we go….
(Kensingten turns around, grabbing the plate and sprinkling some parsley for color before serving this up to Candice Blair who looks at it with her eyes widened, before slowly looking up and glaring at Kensingten, a scowl forming on her face.)
Candice Blair: What the fuck is this!?
(Kensingten laughs some, fanning herself with the Kitchen Towel.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh honey, that is Southern Deep-Fried Ava! Like your sister, Camille earlier!
(The plate had a doll that looked like Ms. Extreme, burnt to a crisp with some of the orange hair showing still, an obvious stab at Candice for what happened to Camille earlier in the Inferno match with Kasey Kaos.)
Candice Blair: You think this is funny!?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Actually, I do but at the same time don’t you get the reference? Deep Fried Camille, Barbie…. YOU? Oh, come now, take a bite out of it, it tastes like chicken.
Candice Blair: First off Camille might have been lit on fire, but she didn’t lose. Kasey Kaos was also lit on fire and she was laughing about it!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I agree with you there, that woman needs to find Jesus, that is for sure. Maybe we should have her go talk to Drake King, he puts on a helluva sermon.
Candice Blair: No. I don’t know what you are trying to pull here, I came to talk about the Universal Women’s Championship match ad eat something decent, but after watching your segment last team feeding people roadkill and Koala or whatever it was….
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Hey! That gal loved her roadkill and it was Kangaroo!
Candice Blair: Whatever, I don’t care, all I am going to say about this, Camille fought her ass off against Kasey, she is a very disturbed woman that needs help, but my sister survived. Consuelo the same, she was all alone for Team Showdown, she fought with heart and that is so inspiring! That is the same tactic I am going to take with me this Friday against Serena. She made a mistake going into that War Games match because I am taking her gold, it should have been tonight, but I am telling you serious as a heart attack, I will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to become the Universal Women’s Champion and silence all the doubters!
(Kensingten again laughs, this time patting her face with a handkerchief.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Look at you so fired up about this match! I must say that while I admire the sass, you don’t stand a chance, sugar plum. Look, I am no fan of Serena Bennett either, but she is on another level than you. See, sweetness, while you are a good wrestler, she is a great one. Her attitude and approach, it is why she’s at the top of the Women’s Division and look honey, it hurts my soul saying this about you but let’s be real shall we? You’re in over your head. It’s like being little Ralphie in A Christmas Story and shootin’ your eye out with the Red Rider BB Gun. I will tell you what, I actually was sponsored tonight by Serena’s own Crip-A-Cola, so I have here for you one ice cold bottle of it, wash your Crispy Fried Ava with it, and enjoy some Country Cookin’!
(Kensingten pulls out a bottle of Crip-A-Cola from her refrigerator, pops open the cap and hands it to her. Candice grabs it, looks at if for a second, shrugs and goes to drink it before….)
(SMASH!!!!)
(Candice busts the bottle of Crip-A-Cola over the Steel Magnolia’s head; she falls into the counter before sliding off and right to the floor. Candice walks over and grabs Granny Mabel’s Muscadine Cobbler, standing over Kensingten with fire in her eyes.)
Candice Blair: I am going to win the Universal Women’s Championship, and this was just a taste of what I will do to Serena Bennett on Friday Night Dynasty. Now, you said earlier Kensingten that you wanted your cobbler and eat it too? Be my guest.
(Candice dumps the cobbler all over a semi-conscious Kensingten before dipping her finger in some of it and tasting.)
Candice Blair: Mmmmmm…. Not bad, bitch.
(Turning heels, Candice walks off with the camera panning on a fallen Kensingten trying to grab her baring, wiping cobbler and cola off her face as Territorial Invasion fades out to elsewhere)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by EL-P featuring Killer Mike and Despot plays through the speakers as Lethal Consequences walks out with a confident, but focused look on his face. He knows that he has a big opportunity and with a stipulation that he decided on, there’s no way that he could lose.)
Gavin Kirkland: Here comes the challenger from the Dynasty brand, Lethal Consequences, who walks out with confidence on his face. The reason for this match was because he won a fatal-4-way match featuring Dr. Bethany Blue, Cage, and Jake Smith at Midsummer Massacre! Not many people believed that he was going to walk out with a victory! People thought that Cage was a huge favorite going into the match, but LC went into the match and won! Defeating three of Showdown’s best for this match for the Answers World Championship!
Eve: Not only that but Lethal Consequences won the right to decide on the stipulation for his and Jamie O’Hara’s match and he decided on an Extreme Rules Match —
Gavin Kirkland: Extreme Rulez Match, Eve! With a Z!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences has always fought for the extreme era of EAW! He claims that the elite era the past two years was one of the darkest times of his life! LC looks at Jamie O’Hara is one of those elite bums that should have left for Japan! In fact, he’s one of the last ones that represent a dark time in LC’s career and he wants him out! Now, I don’t think that Jamie is going to let that happen, but it’s going to be fun to see LC try!
(‘Kashmir [Paratus]’ by Led Zeppelin replaces ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ as Jamie O’Hara walks out with the Answers World Championship on his shoulder. He looks laser-focused at Lethal Consequences in the ring, who is waiting for Jamie.)
Gavin Kirkland: Here comes our Answers World Champion! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Eve: Jamie O’Hara walks into title defense number two against Lethal Consequences! These two have never faced each other in a one-on-one match until now. Thought this week, we’ve seen Jamie not take the stipulation of this match seriously. In fact, he finds it pretty hilarious that LC chooses this match as a way to prove that Jamie would never survive in his era! Now, I think that’s going to be debated tonight, but this isn’t going to be an easy title defense for Jamie and he’s really going to learn what it feels to be in the era of extreme!
Deadprez: Throughout the build-up to Territorial Invasion, it’s been back-and-forth with these two getting the upper hand on each other! However, LC was the one with the last laugh going into this event! Is Jamie at a disadvantage going into this match? Yes, he’s competed in Extreme Elimination Chambers and won those matches, but an LC is planning to make this match different than what Jamie has experienced throughout his time in EAW!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Three spotlights on Gina Romano in the middle of the ring, Lethal Consequences on her left and Jamie O’Hara on her right.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS AN EXTREME RULEZ MATCH…. AND IT’S FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! THIS MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, NO COUNT OUTS! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THIS MATCH IS BY PIN FALL AND SUBMISSION!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…REPRESENTING DYNASTY…FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 230 POUNDS… ‘THE INEVITABLE’ … LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
(Lethal Consequences raises a fist up in the air as some mixed reactions are heard from the socially distanced crowd. Jamie unhooks the Answers World Championship from his waist as he waits for his introduction.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…REPRESENTING SHOWDOWN… FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA…WEIGHING IN 190 POUNDS….HE IS THE CURRENT EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… ‘THE ASCENDED MASTER’…. JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!!!
(Jamie O’Hara raises the Answers World Championship high in the air, making sure that Lethal Consequences gets a good look at the title. The crowd is cheering for him as he hands the title to the official who raises the title high in the air before handing it off to the timekeeper. He asks if both men are ready to compete as they both nod before ringing the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!! LCR ON JAMIE O’HARA!!!!! THE CHALLENGER IS NOT WASTING TIME HERE!!!!!!
Eve: NO! JAMIE O’HARA MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
Deadprez: The Answers World Champion manages to wrap his arms around the waist, looking to lift him up for a German suplex, but Lethal Consequences manages to elbow Jamie straight in the face! Jamie releases his grasp on LC! LC manages to get the champion by the neck before applying a headlock on him! LC gets to one knee as he maintains the headlock on Jamie. He even applies even more pressure onto the headlock as a small smirk applies on the corner of his mouth. It looks like he’s wearing down the champion, but Jamie is trying to shove LC onto the vertical set of ropes ahead of him.
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences releases the headlock off of Jamie O’Hara and connects with a sharp knife edge chop to the back of the champion’s neck! This knocks down Jamie as he finds himself in an all-fours position, but LC manages to get Jamie before driving his knee against the champion’s ribs multiple times! LC delivers one last knee to his ribs before Jamie falls to his back!
Lethal Consequences: (off-mic) Is this the almighty Jamie O’Hara you all talk about? :wtf:
Eve: I don’t think that Lethal Consequences is impressed, but it’s way too soon to be drawing those conclusions. Now, LC presses his boot on Jamie O’Hara’s left cheek, grazing the boot at the same time. I don’t think that LC respects Jamie at all. There will be no love lost for any of these two men to be quite honest. Jamie needs to find a way to get himself into this match. LC presses his boot onto Jamie’s face again and it seems like he’s going for the first pinfall attempt of the entire match!
Referee: ONE!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara gets a shoulder up! At the same time, he shoves Lethal Consequence’s boot off of his face! Jamie collects himself back to his feet as LC takes a step back, allowing the champion up to his feet — never mind, LC rushes towards the Answers World Champion with a clothesline, but Jamie O’Hara manages to duck the clothesline, before getting applying a crucifix on LC! Jamie manages to flip LC over, going for a crucifix pin, but LC manages to roll himself out of the way before Jamie could cover him! Both Elitists are up to their feet as Jamie rushes towards his challenger before connecting with a sliding dropkick to LC, knocking him down to his knees! Jamie is to his feet as he takes a couple of steps back before charging towards Lethal Consequences and taking him down with a running basement dropkick! Jamie with the cover!
Referee: ONE!
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences shoves Jamie O’Hara off of him! Jamie seems like he’s more than beginning things! Our handsome Ace and father-to-be gets LC by his chin and begins to connect with some simple forearm strikes to the face! Oh shit! He just struck LC with an elbow shot to the face! The referee manages to get in the middle of the two men, pushing Jamie back a bit.
(The camera pans to Lethal Consequences with busted up and bleeding nose thanks to the elbow shot by Jamie O’Hara.)
Eve: Lethal Consequences has a sinister smile on his face! He doesn’t look to be in pain, but he enjoyed that Jamie O’Hara elbowed him in the nose. LC is gesturing for Jamie to come at him again! The Answers World Champion is going to do that as he rushes towards LC, taking him down with a giant knee strike to the face! Those knees of Jamie are some of the deadliest knees in this entire company. It’s taken down almost anyone that you can name. Jamie drives his knee towards the face of LC again! LC is already down, but it seems like Jamie doesn’t give a damn at all! He gets LC to his feet before getting him by the nape of his neck before throwing him headfirst against the turnbuckle! LC turns around as Jamie takes a few steps back! The champion charges towards LC —
Deadprez: John Woo Dropkick to Lethal Consequences’ chest! LC staggers forward as Jamie O’Hara manages to take him down with a flying forearm! LC is down and it seems like Jamie is more than willing to wrap up this match and retain his championship. This may not even bring any elements of extreme. :wow:
Gavin Kirkland: The sexiest man alive is poised up on the top rope! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS DOWN AS JAMIE O’HARA FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE — GENKI CANNON!!!!!!!!!
Eve: NO! LC MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING, BUT JAMIE O’HARA MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON HIS FEET!
Deadprez: It’s the veteran instinct by Lethal Consequences who has been around this company since it’s beginning! I think it may be something that he has over the Answers World Champion!
(Lethal Consequences is at ringside as he looks back at Jamie O’Hara, who is gesturing for LC to get his ass back inside the ring. LC taps his finger on the side of his head, almost like he outsmarted Jamie.)
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Jamie O’Hara is not going to waste any time as — TOPÉ CON HILO TO THE OUTSIDE! JAMIE FALLS ON LC!!!!!!!
Eve: NO! LC MANAGES TO GET HOLD OF JAMIE! HE HAS JAMIE IN A POWERBOMB POSITION BEFORE HE POWERBOMBS THE CHAMPION ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Lethal Consequences falls back against our table as it seems like he found his opening! That was a bit of an error by Jamie, who thought that he was going to surprise LC, but LC was smart to find a way to counter his topé con hilo! Jamie is clutching onto his lower back as LC is done with his small break! He gets the champion before throwing him headfirst against the plexiglass! Jamie falls back as it seems like LC gets ‘The Ace’ back to his feet before delivering an uppercut as that sends Jamie back against the plexiglass! LC gets Jamie by his arm before he whips towards the hard part of the apron! LC RUSHES TOWARDS JAMIE, BLASTING HIM WITH A KNEE! LC LIFTS JAMIE OFF FROM HIS FEET! ‘LOWDOWN,’ THE SPINEBUSTER ON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences with the spinebuster on Jamie O’Hara! Jamie lands on the apron as LC manages to step onto the apron! He gets the champion to his feet, but Jamie manages to shove LC away from him, but he falls to one knee! It seems like the spinebuster took a bit of life away from him! LC goes to Jamie again, but once again, Jamie manages to shove LC away from him! The champion takes a couple of steps back before rushing towards his challenger, taking him down with a slingshot on the apron! Jamie is up to his feet as he gets Lethal Consequences back to his feet! Jamie connects with a calf kick to LC’s ribs as that manages to take him down to one knee! Jamie takes a step back before rushing towards LC and taking him down with a knee strike! Jamie pulls LC closer to a powerbomb position —
Gavin Kirkland: DESTINATION FUCKED ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!
Eve: The Answers World Champion connects with his variation of a triangle Canadian destroyer on the apron! LC is taken down! Jamie O’Hara rolls Lethal Consequences back inside the ring before he slides into the ring himself! Jamie with the cover!
Referee: OOONNNEEEE!!!!! TTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: LC KICKS OUT!!! Jamie O’Hara applies a grounded side headlock on Lethal Consequences! Jamie transitions from a grounded side headlock to a front headlock, but LC manages to push the champion against the horizontal ropes! LC bends forward, hoping to stop Jamie’s momentum. Jamie rebounds off those ropes before sliding to his knees and knocking LC back with a kneeling uppercut which staggers the challenger back! Jamie gets LC by one of his arms before whipping him towards the ropes! LC manages to catch himself and prevent himself from rebounding off the ropes, but Jamie with a dropkick to LC’s stomach! LC stagger forward, but the Answers World Champion manages to connect with an arm drag!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie O’Hara has Lethal Consequences by the arm and it seems like the champion is going to lock in an armbar, but LC manages to roll Jamie up, but Jamie is able to lock in the armbar as the challenger finds himself in some trouble. He could always go to the bottom rope, but what the hell would that do going into this match? Jamie is pulling back on the arm of Lethal Consequences as LC is trying to use his strength to get him out of the submission hold! It seems like he’s trying to get himself to his feet! Oh my god…
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MANAGES TO LIFT JAMIE O’HARA UP USING ONE ARM! WE ARE SEEING SUCH AMAZING STRENGTH BY LC! LC SLAMS THE CHAMPION BACK FIRST AGAINST THE MAT AS JAMIE CRUMBLES IN PAIN! LC is looking to turn this match back to his favor as he hoists Jamie up before running towards the nearest corner! Jamie falls to a seated position at the corner before LC begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps on Jamie! Jamie is doing what he can to block each shot, but LC is nailing him with each one! LC sits Jamie up before he takes a few steps back! LC rushes towards Jamie and nails him with a big boot!
Deadprez: That big boot looked brutal! LC gets Jamie O’Hara by the nape of his neck before spinning him around and throwing him shoulder first against the turnbuckle! The Answers World Champion has a look of pain written on his face! LC gets Jamie to his feet before placing him on his shoulders! Is Lethal Consequences going for the GTJ — the fireman’s carry into a knee? He’s looking to wrap up this match for himself!
Gavin Kirkland: The Sexiest Man Alive manages to slide off Lethal Consequences’ shoulders! Jamie O’Hara gets LC by his waist and pushes him to the nearest set of ropes and goes for a roll-up, but LC manages to roll himself out of the way! Jamie manages to connect with a standing double foot stomp on his challenger! Jamie nails LC in the skull with that move! Jamie goes for another foot stomp before rubbing his boot to the face of LC, almost getting back at him for earlier in the match.
Jamie O’Hara: (off-mic) Is this what the extreme era of EAW has to offer? :wtf:
Gavin Kirkland: Elite > Extreme. Change my mind.
Eve: 🧢🧢🧢
Deadprez: 🧢🧢🧢
Eve: I will be the first one to disagree on that, Gavin, but Jamie O’Hara gets Lethal Consequences to his feet as a smirk forms on his face!
Deadprez: JAMIE O’HARA NAILS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Gavin Kirkland: AUSTRALIA’S GOD NAILS LC WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE!
Eve: AND ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE BY JAMIE O’HARA!
Gavin Kirkland: AND ANOTHER ONE!
Eve: AND ANOTHER ONE!
Deadprez: AND ANOTHER ONE!
Gavin Kirkland: A knee strike for every month that Cameron has been pregnant. :wow: :wow: :wow:
Eve: Gavin, I think that he just decided to stop there.
Deadprez: But, won’t you look at that?
(Lethal Consequences still finds himself in a seated position as he’s bleeding from his mouth, but he has a shit-eating smile on his face. He may be enjoying this a bit more than he anticipated.)
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie O’Hara nails Lethal Consequences with a superkick to the face! This drops LC to the ground, but it seems like Jamie is not completely done here! Jamie gets LC to his feet before throwing him first against the set of ropes! Jamie rushes towards LC before nailing him with another knee strike! LC is beginning to fall into a seated position, so Jamie takes a few steps back before nailing Lethal Consequences with another knee strike!
Eve: LC just falls to the outside! It seems like those knee strikes have taken some life from out of him! JAMIE O’HARA IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME AS HE RACES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A LOW PRE-SUICIDA — SUICIDE DIVE FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE MANAGES TO USE SOME OF HIS MOMENTUM TO PLANT HIS CHALLENGER WITH A DDT AT RINGSIDE! JAMIE IS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE MANAGES TO GO TO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!
(Jamie O’Hara is gesturing for the commentators to step aside because he’s going to be using the announce table for something. The commentators scramble for their papers and step aside to give Jamie the table. Jamie begins to rip apart the table.)
Deadprez: IT SEEMS LIKE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS GETTING HIS HAND ON ONE OF THE MONITORS AS HE LOOKS AT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WHO IS IN AN ALL-FOURS POSITION! JAMIE O’HARA GETS ONE OF THE MONITORS AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Jamie O’Hara: (off-mic) Is that extreme enough for you, mate?
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE GETS HIS HAND ON THE MONITOR AGAINST BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST LC’S BACK AGAIN! JAMIE SHIFTS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE AS HE GETS LC BY HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM FACE-FIRST AGAINST THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! LC manages to rest on the table as Jamie connects with some stiff punches that you will only find in Japan! Jamie gets on top of the announcer’s table as he manages to get Lethal Consequences up and —
Eve: JAMIE O’HARA HOISTS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX ONTO A PILE DRIVER! VISUAL IDENTITY ON ‘THE INEVITABLE!’ JAMIE LIFTS THE BIGGER MAN TO HIS FEET AND HE FALLS ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD ON THE TABLE!
Deadprez: It seems like that Visual Identity took a bit of energy from the Answers World Champion! Jamie is brainstorming on what he is going to be doing next! You can see him breathing hard as he looks on the top turnbuckle! Lethal Consequences is down as ‘The Ace’ gets up and goes towards the turnbuckle! As he gets on the turnbuckle, he shifts his body towards LC, who is still lying unconscious on top of the announce table!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE O’HARA WITH GENKI CANNON FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE CRASHES AND BURNS ONTO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! MAN, THAT WAS ONE UGLY CRASH!
(REPLAY: It shows a slow-motion of Jamie O’Hara flying from the top rope, connecting with a Genki Cannon to Lethal Consequences at ringside. The replay goes faster as it shows Jamie crashing and burning on the announce table thanks to LC moving out of the way.)
Gavin Kirkland: My baby boy Jamie. 😭😭😭
Eve: Jamie O’Hara took a nasty bump as Lethal Consequences manages to roll himself to his stomach as he crackles a smile at our fallen Answers World Champion. Now, LC is getting up to his feet, clutching onto the skirt of the ring apron for assistance. LC looks at the referee that is checking on Jamie, seeing if he can continue on with the match, but —
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences shoves the referee out of the way! LC gets a hold of Jamie O’Hara before throwing him headfirst onto the plexiglass! LC gets Jamie before throwing him headfirst against the steel steps! LC is not giving the champion any time to breathe! He is so determined to prove that no one should be slandering his name! LC grabs Jamie by the bottom of his chin! He’s saying a few choice words to the champion, but I don’t think the audio is picking anything up from the match! LC delivers a nasty headbutt to Jamie, which stumbles him down to one knee! LC gets Jamie and throws him onto the timekeeper’s area! Gina Romano gets the hell out of the way on time as Jamie lands on her chair!
Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS HIS HAND ON ONE OF THE MONITORS THAT JAMIE RIPPED FROM OUR TABLE! HE GETS A GOOD GRASP ON IT BEFORE WINDING UP THE MONITOR AND THROWING IT TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION’S FACE LIKE A FUCKING BASEBALL!
Eve: It hits Jamie O’Hara in the face! I think it may have busted his nose open! Oh god…
(The camera pans to Jamie O’Hara who is bleeding out of his nose thanks to Lethal Consequences hitting him face first with a monitor.)
Jamie O’Hara: (off-mic): That’s all you got, mate? You’re going to need to give me better.
Deadprez: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LAUNCHES HIMSELF ONTO JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS UNLOADING ON THE CHAMPION WITH PUNCHES! THROUGHOUT THE MATCH, WE’VE SEEN THESE TWO MEN TRASH TALK A BIT, BUT JAMIE DOESN’T SEEM TO TAKE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SERIOUSLY AT ALL! HOWEVER, LC IS PROVING TO JAMIE THAT HE SHOULD TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY! LC IS A HALL OF FAMER, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT PEOPLE PERCEIVE HIM IN THE SAME LIGHT AS JAMIE!
Eve: Lethal Consequences has been around a long time and believes that he should be treated with more respect than what people have given him! LC GETS HIS HAND ON A MICROPHONE AND JABS IT ON THE TOP OF JAMIE’S HEAD! LC JABS THE MICROPHONE ON JAMIE’S HEAD AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! LC IS NOT GIVING THE CHAMPION ANY MOMENT TO BREATHE! LC GETS HIS HAND ON THE STEEL CHAIR THAT GINA ROMANO SAT IT! LC SHUTS THE STEEL CHAIR CLOSED BEFORE JAMMING THE EDGE OF THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE THROAT OF ‘THE ACE!’ LC HOLDS THE STEEL CHAIR THERE FOR THE MOMENT BEFORE RELEASING THE HOLD! JAMIE IS GASPING FOR AIR AS HE HOLDS ONTO HIS THROAT! LC GETS THE STEEL CHAIR BEFORE SLAMMING IT TO THE SPINE OF THE CHAMPION! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! JAMIE FALLS DOWN AS HE CLUTCHES TO HIS LOWER BACK IN PAIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
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Deadprez: What in the fuck?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s just mind games from Lethal Consequences! He has his hands on the ring bell as he rings the bell, but no worries, this match is STILL continuing! It’s a little too early to be celebrating, LC! LC throws the ring bell to the side! Now, LC is opening the steel chair as he sticks Jamie’s head inside the hold of the steel chair! Oh god, what does LC have in mind? :lupe:
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FLIPS JAMIE O’HARA OVER THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA AS JAMIE LANDS ON THE STEEL CHAIR, CRUSHING THE FRONT OF HIS THROAT! LC JOINS JAMIE BACK AT RINGSIDE AS HE GETS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET! HIS EYES LOOK AT THE RING POST IN FRONT OF HIM! JAMIE IS COMPLETELY WEAK AT THE MOMENT AS HE CAN’T SEEM TO KEEP HIMSELF ON HIS FEET! LC GETS JAMIE BEFORE THROWING HIM TO THE STEEL RING POST! THE STEEL CHAIR STILL WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK!!!!!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara is able to stop himself at the last second! LC rushes to push Jamie towards the ring post, but Jamie manages to move out of the way! LC crashes forehead first against the ring post, knocking him back! LC goes right after Jamie, but Jamie nails with LC with a superkick, knocking him back even more! JAMIE GETS THE STEEL CHAIR FROM HIS NECK! LC GOES RIGHT AFTER JAMIE, BUT JAMIE THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR AT LC’S FACE! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: ‘The Extremist of the Decade’ goes down! Just look at the face of my baby boy Jamie! He’s and pissed off bloody mess with murder on his mind! Normally, he’s one of the chilliest blokes that you can ever meet, but being champion is a priority to him! Nothing gets in the way of that! Jamie lifts up the skirt of the ring before pulling out a kendo stick! Jamie sees that LC is slowly getting to his feet, but Jamie swings the kendo stick onto the ribs of the challenger! LC FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS JAMIE SWINGS THE KENDO STICK TO THE BACK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! LC ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK AS JAMIE CONTINUES TO HIT HIM WITH THE KENDO STICK! JAMIE GOES FOR ONE LAST HIT WITH THE KENDO STICK —
Eve: Lethal Consequences manages to grasp onto the kendo sick that Jamie O’Hara held! LC uses his foot and pushes Jamie away from him! LC snaps the kendo stick in half! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: LC grabs Jamie before monkey flipping him onto the edge of the apron! Jamie’s lower back crashes onto the edge of the ring apron! Jamie tries to lift himself and rest on the ring apron as Lethal Consequences gets on top of the apron! HE GETS JAMIE UP, BUT JAMIE WITH A MACHINE GUN BACKHANDED CHOP! LC CONNECTS WITH A KNIFE-EDGED CHOP TO THE CHAMPION! JAMIE WITH ANOTHER MACHINE GUN BACKHANDED CHOP! LC WITH ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGED CHOP! BOTH MEN ARE REMAINING ON THEIR FEET! JAMIE! LC! JAMIE! LC! JAMIE! LC! JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE!
Gavin Kirkland: NO CAL!!!!!!! THE PUNCH TO JAMIE’S CROTCH BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
Eve: Jamie O’Hara falls to his knees in reaction to that! I hope that his wife wanted no more kids because I don’t think that Jamie is able to contribute any time soon after that punch to the crotch!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences gets Jamie O’Hara to his feet before picking him up before going for an X-Plex on the apron! LC moves Jamie inside the ring as LC is back at ringside! What in the world is LC looking for underneath the ring?
(The camera pans to Lethal Consequences pulling out a steel chain and wrapping it around his fist.)
Gavin Kirkland: This match is going to go from bad to worst, right? :lupe:
Eve: Oh yes. :lupe:
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences rolls himself back inside the ring! LC is looking at the Answers World Champion scrambling to his feet! LC GETS JAMIE O’HARA BY HIS HEAD BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SICK PUNCH TO THE CHAMPION’S FACE! JAMIE’S FACE COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL CHAIN THAT’S LC’S FIST IS WRAPPED AROUND! BUT, JAMIE IS TRYING TO REMAIN ON HIS KNEES, BUT LC CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER STEEL CHAIN PUNCH TO JAMIE! If you thought that Jamie was a bloody nose thanks to LC throwing that monitor to his face, Jamie totally is now.
Gavin Kirkland: He looks good with the blood on his face. #NoHomo :wow:
(The camera pans to Jamie O’Hara who is a bloody mess at this point, but we can still see that handsome face of his. He has a grin on his face as he’s demanding for Lethal Consequences to hit him harder.)
Eve: LC gets Jamie up to his feet before —
Deadprez: LCR BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Jamie O’Hara drops down! Lethal Consequences goes for the cover, but —
Eve: Jamie O’Hara is rolling himself out of the ring with the last bit of energy that he has left! It was smart for the champion to do! If LC were to have connected with that LCR and went for the cover, we could be looking at a new Answers World Champion! Lethal Consequences is fuming right now! He didn’t anticipate for Jamie to be rolling himself out of the ring! Jamie is resting on his back! Lethal Consequences has taken the champion to hell and back in this match up! As much as Jamie likes to joke around, I think that he wasn’t expecting this much brutality from LC!
Deadprez: LC is not wasting time! He wants nothing more than for this match to conclude! He rolls out of the ring and grabs Jamie O’Hara before rolling him back inside the ring, but LC is looking underneath the ring once again! Last time, he managed to introduce the steel chain into the match, but what is he going to bring to the table next?
Gavin Kirkland: He pulls out a…bag? :skip: Is he a drug dealer on the side? Is this Mr. DEDEDE’s stash?
Eve: Lethal Consequences rolls himself back inside the ring! Jamie O’Hara is resting on his back as LC opens the bag up and pours out whatever the hell is inside.
Deadprez: THUMBTACKS?!?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: Oh my Jamie! This extreme loon is going to be murdering my baby boy! There are dozens of thumbtacks scattered throughout the ring! I would hate to be inside there right now! Now, LC is heading towards the top rope! The last time we saw someone on the top rope, it was Jamie, but he crashed and burned! Now, it seems like LC is going high risk! Anything for the chance to become Answers World Champion! Jamie is struggling to rise back to his feet, but LC from the top rope!
Eve: ROLLING WHEEL KICK TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jamie falls onto the thumbtacks as Lethal Consequences goes for the cover! Will this be enough to win the Answers World Championship?
Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TH—
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE O’HARA KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Lethal Consequences is remaining quite calm as Jamie O’Hara kicks out out the rolling wheel kick by LC! LC picks up ‘The Ace’ before connecting with a Lowdown! Spinebuster as Jamie lands on the thumbtacks again! Now, LC is getting the champion by his legs! LC delivers a stomp in between Jamie’s legs before applying the sharpshooter! LC calls this ‘Blackout’ — a sharpshooter with a headlock!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara is fighting the move! He knows that if Lethal Consequences locks in this move completely, it could mean the end of his title reign! To Jamie, this title reign is just getting started! He has stated that he would love nothing more than to break his record of eleven months as World Heavyweight Champion! Jamie is trying to twist himself out of LC’s grasp! He knows that he is in a dangerous situation that he needs to get out of!
Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE MANAGES TO ROLL UP LC! THE CHAMPION IS LOOKING FOR AN UPSET HERE!!!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THR—
Eve: NO! Lethal Consequences manages to move out of the way! Both men are up to their feet, but Jamie O’Hara connects with a slingblade onto LC! LC gets himself to a seated position, but Jamie connects with a sliding forearm smash to LC, sending him to his back! Jamie gets his challenger before connecting with a Galactic Buster — pump handle lungblower on Lethal Consequences! With LC on the ground, Jamie looks at his surroundings in the ring! His eyes to go the steel chain that LC introduced into this match up!
Deadprez: The smirk on Jamie O’Hara’s face is something that would haunt anyone’s nightmares.
Gavin Kirkland: I see that face in my dreams. :mjlit:
Eve: :skip:
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara begins to wrap the steel chain around his knee! This is actually quite creative by the champion, but I think we can all sense what is going to be happening next! Lethal Consequences is scrambling to his knee as Jamie rushes towards his challenger — IN EXCELSIS!!!! THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE LANDS ON THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Gavin Kirkland: But that son of a bitch, Lethal Consequences remains on his knees! In fact, he’s laughing at Jamie O’Hara!
Lethal Consequences: (off-mic) You hit like a girl.
Jamie O’Hara: (off-mic) My unborn child could give me a better match than you.
Crowd: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SPAT BLOOD DIRECTLY IN THE FACE OF JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE TAKES LC DOWN WITH ANOTHER IN EXCELSIS! THE FORCE OF THAT KNEE STRIKE WAS ENOUGH TO KNOCK DOWN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS JAMIE ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING AND LOOKS UNDERNEATH THE RING! WHAT IS JAMIE GOING TO BRING INTO THE MATCH?
(Jamie O’Hara looks underneath the ring as he pulls out a …)
Gavin Kirkland: SLEDGEHAMMER????
Eve: Jamie O’Hara is more than determined to put an end to this match! He rolls himself out of the ring! HE STALKS LC BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE BASHING HIM IN THE SKULL WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! THIS MAKES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROP TO THE GROUND INSTANTLY! HOW IN THE WORLD IS LC STILL FINDING THE STRENGTH TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET? JAMIE RUNS AND JAMS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER ONTO LC’S RIBS! LC COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES! JAMIE DRIVES THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO LC’S SKULL, DROPPING HIM TO HIS BACK!
Deadprez: Jamie takes off the steel chain from his knee! Lethal Consequences is a complete fucking mess at this point! I don’t get how he is still finding a way to get back to his feet! Jamie places the top of the sledgehammer on LC’s mouth! Now, he is getting the steel chain and securing the sledgehammer there! Basically, the sledgehammer is wrapped around LC’s face in a vertical position! But the metal part of the sledgehammer is directly at the mouth of the challenger! Now, Jamie gets LC by both of his wrists! I think we know what is going to come next as —
Gavin Kirkland: STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!!!!
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS TO HIS BACK! IF THAT DIDN’T SHATTER HIS TEETH, I’M NOT SURE WHAT IS GOING TOO! JAMIE O’HARA HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Kashmir’ plays once again as Jamie O’Hara rolls himself off of Lethal Consequences. Both men are resting after a grueling ‘Extreme Rulez’ match. The referee places the Answers World Championship on Jamie’s stomach.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…AND STILL THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Jamie O’Hara successfully retains the Answers World Championship against Lethal Consequences! Man, did these two men bring everything that they had to each other?
Gavin Kirkland: It was one of those matches where I’m glad that it’s over and Jamie, of course, won, but I don’t think that many people had expectations of this match! Even Jamie shat on the match, but I don’t think that he ’s laughing whatsoever! He just went up against someone like Lethal Consequences, who gives everything that he has to offer going into these matches!
Eve: Lethal Consequences proved to Jamie O’Hara that he should be taken seriously! I mean, I was afraid of LC at some point of the match! He just kept pushing and pushing and it was fun to see him not take any of Jamie’s shit and vice versa. He’s a spectacular talent and I do believe that he will get his reign one day! He’s a tremendous athlete and proved that he could hang in this ‘elite era.’
Deadprez: It doesn’t matter if you like the extreme or elite era of EAW. Both of these eras introduced us to some of the most amazing talents in the world and we’re looking at the two of them inside that squared circle.
(The referee is helping Lethal Consequences out of the ring, but LC shoves the official to the side, trying to stand on his own two feet before making his way up the ramp and into the back. Meanwhile, Jamie O’Hara is trying to find some strength to get himself back to his feet. He looks at the Answers World Championship, still on his grasps, and raises the title high in the air to the love and adoration of the EAW Universe.)
Gavin Kirkland: SPPPPEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: A spear to the Answers World Champion! Jamie O’Hara is taken down! Oh my Gawd, look who’s standing above him!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE?!?!?! WHY IS HE OUT HERE?!?!?!?!?
(The camera pans to Mr. DEDEDE standing above Jamie O’Hara, but he places a hand over his head and pulls off the mask.)
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: ‘The Mauler’ makes her presence felt as she throws the Mr. DEDEDE mask at Jamie O’Hara! Jamie is totally vulnerable after competing in an Extreme Rules match! He can’t find a way to defend himself.
Deadprez: We haven’t seen Kassidy Heart since the Draft Show, but it was announced that she would be on the Showdown brand! We just didn’t know if or when she would show up! Kassidy Heart gets Jamie O’Hara to his feet AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST AGAINST THE CORNER! JAMIE TRIES TO SIT HIMSELF STRAIGHT, BUT KASSIDY IS NOT WASTING any time AND BOLTS TOWARDS HIM WITH A HELLUVA KICK! KASSIDY CALLS IT THE RAPTURE COINCIDENTLY THE SAME MOVE AND NAME THAT MR. DEDEDE USES! JAMIE FALLS TO AN ALL FOURS POSITION AS KASSIDY REBOUNDS HERSELF OFF THE ROPES — PAINFULLY EVER AFTER! THE CURB STOMP ON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! JAMIE’S SKULL BOUNCES OFF THE MAT!
(Kassidy Heart slides to her knees as she has a cold stare at Jamie O’Hara before looking at the Answers World Champion that he dropped when Kassidy connected with the spear. She slides the title to her as she slowly admires the title — the prestige and history of the championship. How this championship was taken from her husband at Pain for Pride and by the man that she just curb-stomped to the mat. Just thinking about that pisses her off. She gets closer to Jamie as — )
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART IS BITING THE BACK OF JAMIE O’HARA’S NECK!!!!!!
Eve: ‘The Mauler’ is looking to make her mark on the Answers World Champion! She’s letting him know that she’s coming after him! Kassidy Heart is not releasing the back of Jamie’s neck! You can see the blood pouring off the back of Jamie’s neck!
(The referee inside the ring is trying to pull Kassidy Heart away from Jamie O’Hara, but Kassidy is not letting go whatsoever. Instead, she shoves the referee away from her and continues to maul on the back of Jamie’s neck.)
(Kassidy Heart releases her grasp on Jamie O’Hara and allows for the official to tend to him. You can see the blood from Jamie’s neck pouring out of her mouth. The camera pans to the cut on Jamie’s neck as some medical personnel are racing to the ring and putting a small white towel to cover up the blood for the time being. Kassidy has a smirk on her face as she exits the ring. The crowd doesn’t seem too thrilled to see her. Mostly because she just took down a huge favorite in Jamie O’Hara. She walks backwards up the ramp.)
Deadprez: I don’t think that anyone saw Kassidy Heart returning at Territorial Invasion coming! After suffering her defeat at Pain for Pride and recovering from her injury, we weren’t sure when and if Kassidy was going to return to EAW, but I think that answers all the questions we had with her.
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Kassidy Heart is done recovering at home. ‘The Mauler’ is here to take what belongs to her and that’s the Answers World Championship.
(Camera fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial for 日本のレスリングの記念品 with Komatsu Ogawa is shown)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a WARGAMES MATCH, AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: The rules are as followed! One member of each team will begin the match! After five minutes, one team will be released from their holding cell and allowed into the match. This will continue at five minute intervals until all competitors are in the match. Once the final team has been let into the War Games, the match will officially begin! You can win by pinfall, submission, or TKO! Are you ready?!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(‘We Major’ by Kanye West & Nas hits, and soon after Mr. DEDEDE, Impact, and the Universal Women’s Champion Serena Bennett, the entirety of team Dynasty makes their way to the stage with a large mixed reaction from the crowd. They all look as confident as they always do as they make their way down the stage, and as they approach the three holding cages, Serena Bennett and Impact step inside of theirs. They nod at Mr. DEDEDE as the EAW Chairman continues making his way down the ramp, entering the Wargames cage.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. Representing Dynasty… At a combined weight of 572 pounds…. THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION SERENA BENNETT, IMPACT, AND MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Deadprez: Alright, here we go! Dynasty is without a doubt the most accomplished team heading into this match, and Serena Bennett’s appearance in this match solidified that. Originally Sarah Price was supposed to be competing in this match, but after she failed to cooperate with Mr. DEDEDE and Impact, she was fired and replaced. While many people didn’t agree with that decision, you can’t deny that Serena is one hell of a replacement.
Persephone: Meh. Serena, Sarah, I don’t really care which one’s in this. I just want Rex to get his title back 😔.
Jake Mercer: WOOOOOOO!!!!! LET’S GO DYNASTY! See, this is the team that’s gonna bring home the win! Sure, Dynasty may have lost in Brand Warfare, but look who we’ve got in Wargames! Mr. DEDEDE, Impact, Serena Bennett! Two multiple time World Champions and the current Universal Women’s Champion, name a better possible team than this.
Persephone: Any team with Rexy on it 😃
Jake Mercer: Nope! There’s nobody better than these three! Mark my words, Dynasty’s going to bring home the win in Wargames!
Deadprez: Well these three look like they’ve been on the same page the short time they’ve been a trio, even with the history Serena Bennett shares with them. I’m not sure how this will go, and I can’t wait to find out.
(As Mr. DEDEDE waits inside of the ring, ‘Break Free’ by The New Low begins to play, and the arena bursts into cheers as Xavier Williams, Justin Windgate, and Jack Ripley walk out to the stage. As they make their way down to the holding cages, Justin Windgate and Jack Ripley enter the cage on the far opposite side of Dynasty’s, leaving their team Captain Xavier Williams to start the match. The three members of Team Showdown begin to share a few words between each other, before Xavier Williams finally makes his way down the ramp, keeping his eyes on Mr. DEDEDE the entire time as he finally enters the Wargames structure.)
Bella Braxton: Representing Showdown…. At a combined weight of 647 pounds… JUSTIN WINDGATE, JACK RIPLEY, AND XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!
Deadprez: And there they are! These are the guys I’m rooting for!
Persephone: Team Vanilla Midget?
Deadprez: No, Team Showdown! They don’t have all the accolades as Team Dynasty, but both Jack Ripley and Justin Windgate have a lot they could offer. Both Jack and Xavier have winning experience in Wargames, and Justin Windgate is a future World Champion in his own right. I think they’re gonna do great.
Jake Mercer: Nah…. They’re not Team Dynasty! They don’t have the star power! The credibility! They’re not the worst team possible, but there’s a reason they’ve been looked at as the underdogs of this match. The odds are against them, and just like in Brand Warfare they won’t be able to overcome them.
Persephone: Uh… Yeah. Something like that I guess.
Deadprez: Well we know these three are on the same page. They might be closer than any of the other two teams in this match, and that has to be an advantage for them.
Jake Mercer: We’ll see. They’ve been doing pretty good, but can we really compare these three to the guys on Dynasty? Just look at them! Look at Dynasty!
Deadprez: Your loyalty to Dynasty is something else.
(Finally, ‘Christopher Walking’ by Pop Smoke begins to play, and the Territorial Invasion crowd gives a mixed reaction as Malcolm Jones makes his way out to the stage, followed by Drake King and Darcy May Morgan. Darcy is carrying her pink razor whip, and Drake is wearing robes similarly to how Jesus Christ is often imagined. Drake and Darcy finally step inside of the middle holding cage, and Malcolm Jones continues walking down the ramp as Mr. DEDEDE and Xavier Williams watch on. After a few moments Malcolm Jones finally enters the Wargames structure and the ring, joining Xavier Williams and Mr. DEDEDE.)
Bella Braxton: Representing Voltage…. At a combined weight of 585 pounds…. DARCY MAY MORGAN, DRAKE KING, AND MALCOLM JONES!!!!
Deadprez: And here they are, Team Voltage! Any words, Persephone?
Persephone: No.
Deadprez: Oh. Well, Voltage has a lot of talent on their team, even though none of them have been in EAW as long as some of the members of the other two teams. Two of them are already former World Champions in Malcolm Jones and Drake King, and Darcy May Morgan is almost guaranteed one as she is Miss Cash in the Vault. While you two know who I’m rooting for, it’s obvious that the talent is there.
Persephone: It’s too bad Sarah was fired or whatever. Seeing Drake get all scared of her that one time was funny.
Jake Mercer: It’s not like it matters now, Drake might not have that same reaction to Serena Bennett but Voltage is still gonna lose just like they would’ve with Sarah. Dynasty is the perfect brand going into this match, they’re not losing tonight.
Deadprez: Well, these three have found their own way to get on the same page, even if Drake’s been a bit strange this season. This won’t just be a close match seeing who’s in this. I have no doubt that this will live up to its name.
Persephone: I just hope they kill each other. If I have to sit through all of this knowing Rexy’s not Champion any more it better be worth it.
(All three team captains have been locked inside, and the referee is checking with Malcol, Xavier, and Mr. DEDEDE. All three of them are ready, game faces on, knowing how much winning this match means. Two of the three have won it before. DEDEDE and Xavier know what it takes to emerge victorious in a match of this caliber. Malcolm has never been in this match before but he’s Xander Payne levels of starving. He wants this victory. They’re all ready.)
Referee: (off-mic) Ring it!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WAR GAMES 2020 IS UNDERWAY! :blessed:
Jake Mercer: :blessed:
Persephone: 😴😴😴
Deadprez & Jake Mercer: :skip:
Persephone: Look, it’s been a bad night. Leave me the fuck alone.
Deadprez: Our three captains stare at one another, each man seemingly debating on whether or not they want to make the first move. There is a lot of history between Xavier Williams and Mr. DEDEDE, and there’s also a lot of history between Mr. DEDEDE and Malcolm Jones. Malcolm and Xavier exchange looks with one another and both turn their attention towards DEDEDE. A smirk crosses the face of our Chairman and he slowly backs up towards the ropes… dropping down and slithering into the second ring!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE just put some space between himself and the other two competitors, and look at the smirk on his face. DEDEDE already playing games with these two, knowing damn well these two men know him and what he’s capable of probably more than anyone.
Persephone: Seems like a pussy ass move if you ask me.
Deadprez: MALCOLM AND XAVIER RUN TO THE ROPES AND SIMULTANEOUSLY LEAP UP! DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD DROPKICKS CONNECT WITH DEDEDE! HE HAD NO TIME TO REACT! DEDEDE IS DOWN AND XAVIER IS UNLOADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS ON HIS FORMER RIVAL! MALCOLM SNATCHES XAV UP AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST AND NOW HE’S UNLOADING ON MR. DEDEDE!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE IS FINALLY ABLE TO FEND OFF MALCOLM’S ONSLAUGHT AND HE QUICKLY SCRAMBLES UP! XAV GREETS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT!
Persephone: NO! DEDEDE DUCKS AND MALCOLM EATS THE SHOT! DEDEDE RUSHES XAV, LOOKING FOR A SPEAR, BUT XAV SIDESTEPS HIM AND THIS TIME DEDEDE CRASHES INTO THE RINGPOST! XAVIER QUICKLY RUNS UP BEHIND DEDEDE AND HE DRAGS HIM DOWN WITH ‘END OF HEARTACHE’! THE ZIG ZAG HAS TAKEN DEDEDE OUT AND XAVIER GRABS A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS! HE TAKES DEDEDE AND RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!
Deadprez: ‘SHAPOOWWWWWWW’!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MALCOLM WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE BACK OF XAV’S HEAD! XAV COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AND MALCOLM QUICKLY GOES FOR THE ROPES! HE’S UP TOP NOW AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT’S COMING!!!
Persephone: ‘THE RE-UP’! MALCOLM’S SHITTY DIVING LEG DROP CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF XAV’S NECK!
Deadprez: The former King of Elite wraps Xav up in a front chancery and drags him over to the ropes! He hoists Xavier up and drapes him stomach first across the top rope! Malcolm with several clubbing blows to the back of Xav’s neck and he releases the hold, backs up a bit, and flies at Xav with a running knee strike! Malcolm’s knee connects right with Xavier’s face and he slumps to the ground! Malcolm is back up top and I think he is going for the ‘5 Star Swag Splash’!!!
Jake Mercer: LOOK! MR. DEDEDE IS IN THE OPPOSITE RING AND HE HAS CLIMBED UP BEHIND MALCOLM! HE’S GOT MALCOLM IN A WAIST LOCK AND THERE’S A TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX! :damn:
Persephone: HAHAHA! MALCOLM LANDED ON HIS NECK AND IT MIGHT BE BROKEN!!! :joy:
Deadprez: :whoa: He’s representing your brand.
Persephone: Rex is the only member of Voltage I acknowledge.
Jake Mercer: So the former EAW World Champion?
Persephone: I will slit your fucking throat, Mercer.
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE reaches through the ropes and drags Xavier back into the first ring. All three men are back in the same ring now and DEDEDE with a scoop slam, planting Xavier down on top of Malcolm! Mr. DEDEDE runs the ropes and lands a corkscrew elbow drop down on Xav! Xavier rolls off Malcolm and DEDEDE starts putting the boots to both men!
Jake Mercer: Like a fine wine, Mr. DEDEDE just seems to get better with age. Did you know that when Mr. DEDEDE was born, it was said that he came right out of the womb demanding to have the spot closest to the window in the nursery? According to eyewitnesses, even at only a few hours old, Ryan Adams knew that he was the type of man that everyone needed to respect and admire :wow:
Persephone: I think you’re full of shit but whatever. Grandpa Adams seems to have grown tired of stomping on the other two, so he’s pulling Malcolm over to the side of the cage. He helps Malcolm to his feet and slams him face first into the steel of the cage!
Deadprez: DEDEDE goes to do it again, but Malcolm gets his hands up to block and he is able to catch DEDEDE in the side of the head with an elbow. DEDEDE staggers back and Malcolm whirls around, looking for a lariat! DEDEDE ducks, but Xavier is right there! Dropkick to the back! DEDEDE lands in Malcolm’s arms, and Malcolm picks him up, and takes him down with a belly to back suplex!
Jake Mercer: Malcolm gets up and turns around, just to see Xav rushing towards him! Xavier Williams connects with a clothesline!!! The Hall of Famer quickly runs the ropes and uses the momentum to drive him towards Malcolm! RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! XAVIER IS NOW USING THE MIDDLE ROPE AS A SPRINGBOARD AND HE LANDS A PERFECT 540 CORKSCREW SENTON ON MALCOLM!!!!
Persephone: GRANDPA ADAMS THOUGH!!! HE RIPS XAVIER OFF MALCOLM AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES! XAVIER MANAGES TO DUCK THE CLOTHESLINE BUT SUGAR PAPA ADAMS CATCHES XAV WITH A BIG BOOT ON THE REBOUND! HE TAKES XAV AND THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER! ‘RAPTURE’!!! HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS WITH XAV!!!
Deadprez: UPPERCUT TO FOLLOW IT UP! XAV’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND DEDEDE KNEES HIM IN THE STOMACH FORCING XAV TO DOUBLE OVER! DEDEDE’S KNEE IS DRIVEN INTO XAV’S FACE!!! DEDEDE TAKES XAVIER BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER… THROWING HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE RING! XAVIER FORCES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND HERE COMES DEDEDE!!!!
Jake Mercer: “VINTAGE” DEDEDE! THE RUNNING SOMERSAULT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! XAVIER DOESN’T GET OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME! DEDEDE QUICKLY UNLOADING RAPID FIRE PUNCHES TO XAV’S FACE! XAV TRIES TO FIGHT HIM BUT IT’S NO USE! DEDEDE IS RABID RIGHT NOW! HE WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND XAVIER’S THROAT AND IS CHOKING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM!!!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: (off-mic) I’M FOUR!
Persephone: :krabs:
Jake Mercer: :lupe:!!!!
Deadprez: :damn: XAVIER’S EYES JUST SNAPPED OPEN AND HE GRABS DEDEDE BY THE ARMS! HE MUSCLES DEDEDE’S HANDS FROM AROUND HIS THROAT AND HE CRACKS HIS FOREHEAD ACROSS DEDEDE’S! ABSOLUTELY VICIOUS HEADBUTT KNOCKS DEDEDE OFF XAVIER AND THE GRAND SLAM WINNER IS NOW ALL OVER DEDEDE! XAVIER UNLEASHING EVERYTHING HE HAS ON THE CHAIRMAN RIGHT NOW! RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND CONNECTS ON DEDEDE!
Persephone: I guess Xavier doesn’t like having his slut daughter mocked.
Deadprez: 😐 Did you just… nvm. You did.
Jake Mercer: SUPERKICK!!! MALCOLM JONES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF XAV’S HEAD!
Persephone: ‘WATER WHIP’!!! Malcolm with an Irish whip into the corner followed by a running knee! He nailed Xavier with under the chin, and now he is peppering him with forearms! Xavier finally gets a knee up, but it only deters Malcolm for like half a second! He slams his forearm into Xavier’s jaw and chops him right across the chest!
Deadprez: MR. DEDEDE from behind!
Jake Mercer: NO! SPINNING BACK FIST FROM MALCOLM! He catches DEDEDE right in the kisser, forcing Mahatma Gawdi to stumble back! Malcolm grabs DEDEDE by the wrist and he Irish whips him into the opposite corner! RUNNING KNEE! ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL ‘WATER WHIP’ COMBO!
Persephone: Look at this dumb shit…
Deadprez: Malcolm Jones currently taking a page out of Mr. DEDEDE’s book with those swift, boxing-style punches to the face and body! Malcolm now has DEDEDE’s arm and he looks to whip him across the ring….
Jake Mercer: RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE LARIAT EXECUTED BY ‘THE YOUNG WOLF’!!! THAT LARIAT TURNS MR. DEDEDE INSIDE OUT!
Persephone: C-NOTE FROM MALCUM!!!!
Jake Mercer: Cum? :skip:
Deadprez: THE SPEAR RIPS XAVIER IN HALF AND MALCOLM JONES FROM VOLTAGE IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING AT THE MOMENT!!!!
(An arrogant grin has spread across Malcolm’s face as he looks down at Mr. DEDEDE and Xavier Williams. He’s managed to take down two Hall of Famers in the opening minutes of this match and there’s no doubt he is feeling himself right now.)
Persephone: Grandpa Adams is starting to stir, though, and that’s got Malcolm’s attention now. He clubs DEDEDE in the back a few times before helping him up and tossing him into the corner! Malcolm is looking for a running corner clothesline now, but DEDEDE is able to get his feet up! Malcolm stumbles back and Xavier is now up! He grabs Malcolm and brings him down with a running bulldog!
Jake Mercer: Now here’s a fun fact about Xavier Williams. Three years ago while he was fucking off in obscurity, he joined an underground fight club of sorts and went 173 and 1. His sole defeat came at the hands of a woman by the name of ‘The Kodiak Bear” Bertha Payne. Bertha was a massive woman, 400-plus pounds to be exact, and she’s directly related to our own Xander Payne :wow:. In fact, Xander’s government name, Kodiak, was given to him by Bertha.
Persephone: So I guess obesity runs in their family. Gross.
Deadprez: Malcolm is quick to get back to his feet but he runs right into a big right hand from Mr. DEDEDE!
Jake Mercer: He stumbles back and it’s Xavier who catches Malcolm in the back of the head with a forearm! Another punch to the face from DEDEDE to Malcolm, right into another clubbing blow from Xavier! How weird is it to see these two work together?!
Persephone: Weird, or boring? Where’s the blood?? :noah: Rex would have busted them both open by now.
Deadprez: 🙄🙄🙄
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE with another punch and this one sends Malcolm to the mat! Malcolm wisely rolls into the opposite ring, leaving DEDEDE and Xavier alone with one another. Both of them quickly run after Malcolm, who is using the ropes to pull himself up! Xavier gets there first and nails Malcolm in the ribs with a shoot style kick! DEDEDE with a stomp to Malcolm’s back and now he’s got Malcolm up! DEDEDE drives Malcolm’s face into the side of the cage and he rakes Malcolm’s face across the bars of the cage :damn:
Persephone: Grandpa Adams drags Malcolm across the bars of the cage and finally lets him go once they reach the corner! I’m kind of annoyed that Malcolm’s face wasn’t sliced to pieces just then but there’s still a ways to go in this match. Malcolm is on his knees now and DEDEDE with a stiff right hand to the skull!
Deadprez: DEDEDE with several more right hands, and now it’s Xavier who’s getting in on the action! Xav pulls Malcolm up and presses him back against the corner! Xav lighting up Malcolm’s chest with some pretty nasty chops, and he follows up with a forearm to the face! Xavier and DEDEDE both grab Malcolm and they whip him into the opposite corner! Xavier takes off running and greets Malcolm with a running knee…
Jake Mercer: BUT MR. DEDEDE IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! SPEAR TO THE SPINE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS, SENDING XAVIER CRASHING INTO MALCOLM!
Persephone: I mean did we really think they were going to continue to work together? :mjlol:
(Both Malcolm and Xavier are in a heap in the corner, as Mr. DEDEDE looks down on both of them with a crazed look in his eyes. The Chairman kneels down and begins to loosen the laces of his right wrestling boot.)
Persephone: :skip: What is he doing?
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE just pulled a small chain out of his boot!
(DEDEDE quickly tightens and re-ties his boot laces because we stan a king who pays attention to small details like that so they won’t come back to haunt him later :wow:)
Deadprez: DEDEDE wraps the chain around Xavier’s neck! DEDEDE is choking Xavier with the chain and he is dragging him away from the corner now! DEDEDE climbs through the ropes, pulling Xav by the neck, separating them both from Malcolm, and DEDEDE brings them to the middle! Xavier’s face is turning a nasty shade of purple, but there’s still fight left in Xav! Xavier has shown a lot of heart and passion since returning, and he is doing his best to hang in there!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE looks so sinister right now, and is showing Xavier absolutely no mercy. To his credit, Xavier is using his fist to pound on DEDEDE’s forearms, but that’s not stopping DEDEDE from letting go. Xavier’s eyes are fluttering! He seems to be fading away, and DEDEDE slams the side of Xav’s head into the mat!
Persephone: Ooooh! DEDEDE just removed the chain and you can see where it left indentions on Xavier’s neck! I want Rex to choke me like that 🥰🥰🥰
Deadprez: :wtf:
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE wraps the chain around his fist and pulls Xavier into a sitting position by the hair! DEDEDE hits Xavier right between the eyes and lets him drop, seemingly pleased with having the upper-hand over Showdown’s team captain!
Persephone: Didn’t everyone pretty much have the upper-hand over Xavier this week?? :mjlol:
(DEDEDE sits back, taking time to taunt Xavier. He hits him a few more times with his chain wrapped fist and then pulls Xavier back up into a sitting position.)
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE just spat in Xavier’s face and that’s so unnecessary.
Jake Mercer: Are you going to go up there and tell him that??
Deadprez: :whoa:
Jake Mercer: That’s what I thought. DEDEDE has hauled Xavier to his knees and he punches him again with the chain, drawing blood this time. DEDEDE leaves Xavier like that, runs the ropes, and Xav is forced to eat a big boot to the face! DEDEDE mounts Xav now, and he is teeing off on him once again!
Persephone: Time off after Pain for Pride to heal his old ass leg doesn’t seem to have slowed down Grandpa Adams. He’s come back with a vengeance, and it seems like Xav has been reduced to a glorified punching bag in this match.
Deadprez: Sadly, you’re right about that, but if there is one thing we know about Xavier Williams it’s that he has the ability to withstand a tremendous amount of punishment.
Jake Mercer: He’s also about to get a reprieve because Malcolm Jones has come up behind Mr. DEDEDE! DEDEDE has no clue Malcolm is behind him and Malcolm grabs DEDEDE from behind! He deadlifts him off of Xavier AND DROPS DEDEDE WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Persephone: THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF THE MAT AND MALCOLM HAS TAKEN THE CHAIN FROM HIM! MALCOLM WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND HIS BOOT AND HE BEGINS STOMPING AWAY ON DEDEDE! MALCOLM FORCES HIS FOOT DOWN INTO DEDEDE’S STERNUM, NECK, AND FACE OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
(All of a sudden, the socially distanced beings counting down!)
Deadprez: :damn:
5…
Jake Mercer: 🙏🙏 Impact and Serena please!
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3…
Deadprez: Come on Justin and Jack!!!
2…
(A split screen shows Persephone looking at her phone, clearly not fucked over who is coming into the match next.)
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BUZZ!
(The stadium lights darken and ominous music starts to play, which causes everyone to hold their breath. The three holding cells on the stage are lit up by spotlights, which means one of the competitors currently inside War Games is about to end up with a huge advantage! Serena, Impact, Drake, Darcy, Justin, and Jack all look ready to pounce and get themselves into the match.)
Deadprez: Who’s it going to be?! :lupe:)
(After a few agonizing moments of anticipation, two of the spotlights go out, and the crowd erupts as the lone bright, white light that’s left on shines down on the middle holding cell.)
Persephone: O.
Jake Mercer: HE HAS RISEN!!! DRAKE THE REDEEMER AND DARCY MAY MORGAN ARE ABOUT TO GIVE VOLTAGE A HUGE ADVANTAGE!!!
(The official outside of the Team Voltage cell quickly unlocks the door to free the two competitors.)
Deadprez: DARCY MAY MORGAN RACES TOWARDS THE CAGE FOR HER FIRST EVER WAR GAMES! PINK RAZOR WHIP IN HAND, THE LEADING LADY IS READY FOR THIS FIGHT!!!!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile, Drake King has stepped out the holding cell and has dropped down to one knee! He’s taking a moment to pray!
Drake King: (off-mic) All I can do right now is bless Myself with strength, courage, and the ability to do whatever it takes to get the job done here tonight. I have been called into this battle, and I will fight valiantly with Brother Malcolm and Sister Darcy. I will bless them both tonight with abilities they never knew existed, and together the three of us will bring this win home to our beloved Voltage :wow: Praise be My name. Amen.
Serena Bennett and Impact: :mjlol:
Justin Windgate and Jack Ripley: :skip:
Jake Mercer: DRAKE HAS SHED HIS JESUS ROBES AND HE’S GOT THE ASPERGILLUM WITH HIM!!! HE SPRINKLES HOLY WATER ON HIMSELF AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING!
Deadprez: THIS WHOLE TIME DARCY AND MALCOLM HAVE BEEN DOUBLE TEAMING DEDEDE! DARCY HAS SLICED THE CHAIRMAN’S CHEEK OPEN WITH HER WHIP AND MALCOLM NOW HAS DEDEDE IN ‘THE CUBAN LINK’!!! MR. DEDEDE IS FLAILING ABOUT TRYING TO ESCAPE MALCOLM’S VERSION OF THE COBRA CLUTCH, BUT LOOK AT MALCOLM! HE JUST PICKED UP DEDEDE AND SLAMMED HIM INTO THE MAT!!!!
(Drake has finally made his way to the War Games structure and he makes sure to walk around the whole thing and throw Holy Water at it.)
Persephone: :skip: Dude, just get into the ring!
(Drake comes to a stop in front of Persephone and flashes his brilliant smile at her.)
Drake King: (off-mic) Shalom, Persephone.
(Drake throws Holy Water in Persephone’s face, much to her complete and utter shock.)
Drake King: (off-mic) Never forget that Drake the Redeemer’s Holy blessing is what guided Brother Henderson to the EAW World Championship earlier. I put a stop to that young man fulfilling his destiny last season when I selfishly retained the World Heavyweight Championship against him. Another wrong that I have made right :blessed:
Persephone: YOU MISERABLE LITTLE CUNT!!!! I WILL FUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU!!!!
Jake Mercer: FUCK!
Deadprez: Oh shit!
(Deadprez and Jake quickly grab Persephone as she tosses her headset, attempting to leap over the broadcast booth and go after Drake!)
(Drake and his aspergillum finally make their way into the ring right as Malcolm lifts up DEDEDE and throws him in Darcy’s direction! Darcy replies with a beautiful bicycle kick that she calls ‘Face Ache’, and Drake can not help but applaud his two teammates.)
Drake King: (off-mic) Bravo! Bravo!
Malcolm Jones: (off-mic) Man, shut your bitch ass up and let’s fuckin’ go!
(With DEDEDE temporarily subdued, the Voltage trio turn their attention to a bloodied Xavier Williams. Xav has gotten himself back up, and to no one’s shock, he’s ready for the fight even if the odds are stacked against him. Malcolm is wielding a chain, Darcy the whip, and Drake the aspergillum.)
Deadprez: AHEM! We’re back now, and this doesn’t really look good for Xavier Williams. Darcy and Malcolm completely dismantled DEDEDE while all the other fuckery was ensuing, and now it seems like they’re more than happy to finish what DEDEDE began with Xavier.
Xavier Williams: (off-mic) Well, what are you waiting for?
Jake Mercer: TEAM VOLTAGE CLOSES IN ON XAVIER, BUT IT’S XAVIER WHO THROWS THE FIRST PUNCH! HE CATCHES DRAKE IN THE JAW WITH A RIGHT HAND AND JABS DARCY IN THE FACE WITH HIS ELBOW! HE BLOCKS A PUNCH FROM MALCOLM, AND KNEES HIM IN THE GUT, BUT DARCY SLICES HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE WHIP! THAT ALLOWS MALCOLM AND DRAKE TO POUNCE! THEY KICK AND STOMP XAVIER DOWN INTO THE MAT AND NOW THEY’RE PUTTING THE BOOTS TO HIM! THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MUGGING!
Deadprez: Malcolm forces the chain across Xavier’s throat while Drake and now Darcy continue to stomp away on the Showdown Captain! This is hardly fair, but that’s why they call this match ‘War Games.’ If your team enters first, then you are given a huge advantage and it seems like Team Voltage is ready to take full advantage of that!
Persephone: I FUCKING HATE THE WORLD!
Jake Mercer: :wow:
Deadprez: Malcolm gets off Xavier and calls his team off! All three step back and survey the damage done to Xavier Williams. Malcolm orders them to get DEDEDE and he grabs Xav, dragging him over to the corner. Drake and Darcy drag DEDEDE to the opposite corner, and Team Voltage work in tandem to get Xav and DEDEDE back to their feet! All three make eye contact with one another and Malcolm nods his head! He grabs Xavier! Drake and Darcy grab DEDEDE! Xavier and DEDEDE are whipped across the ring towards one another!
Jake Mercer: The two legends somehow manage to put the brakes on to keep from colliding with one another and LOOK! XAV RUSHES DRAKE AND DARCY, TAKING THEM BOTH DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! DEDEDE TAKES MALCOLM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! XAVIER IS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO DRAKE AND DARCY! DEDEDE IS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO MALCOLM! MR. DEDEDE AND XAVIER HAVE SOMEHOW TURNED THE TIDES IN THIS MATCH!!!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE PULLS MALCOLM UP! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! HE HOOKS MALCOLM’S ARMS AROUND THE ROPES AND THERE’S ANOTHER HELLUVA KICK! ‘RAPTURE’ CONNECTS AND DEDEDE CATCHES MALCOLM BEFORE HE CAN FALL! HE HOISTS MALCOLM UP, SPINS AROUND, AND PLANTS HIM WITH AN ‘EGO DEATH DRIVER’!!!
Jake Mercer: :wow: Such a flawless sit-out vertical suplex, but that’s DEDEDE for you. He’s one of the greatest of all time.
Deadprez: MEANWHILE XAVIER HAS TIED DARCY IN THE TREE OF WOE AND HE’S PULLED DRAKE AWAY FROM THE CORNER! DRAKE STILL HAS THE ASPERGILLUM IN HIS HAND, BUT XAV BLOCKS DRAKE FROM HITTING HIM WITH IT! XAV WITH A HEADBUTT THAT STUNS DRAKE!!! XAV GRABS DRAKE! SPINNING LIFTING REVERSE DDT!!!!
Persephone: FUCKING KILL THAT ANTICHRIST!!!
Deadprez: :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: XAVIER MIGHT JUST DO THAT! HE HAS DRAKE UP AND HE TIES HIM UP IN THE TREE OF WOE AS WELL!
Deadprez: DEDEDE IS BEHIND XAVIER NOW AND HE SPINS HIM AROU-
Jake Mercer: XAV ANTICIPATED IT! BIG BOOT IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY AN ELBOW! DEDEDE IS DOWN! XAV GRABS HIM AND NOW HE’S TIED DEDEDE INTO A TREE OF WOE POSITION TOO!! THREE OF FOUR WAR GAMES OPPONENTS HAVE BEEN MOMENTARILY CONQUERED BY THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE REFERRED TO AS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
Deadprez: YOU CAN MAKE THE CASE THAT HE IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST! XAVIER WITH A SUPERKICK TO MALCOLM! MALCOLM WAS ABOUT TO RISE, BUT XAV QUICKLY PUT A STOP TO IT! :damn: MALCOLM IS PUT IN A TREE OF WOE NOW! ALL FOUR WAR GAMES OPPONENTS ARE HANGING IN THE CORNERS NOW! XAV RUNS AROUND THE RING AND HE NAILS THE HANGING DARCY WITH A BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: HE FOLLOWS IT UP BY RUNNING TOWARDS DRAKE AND DRAKE MEETS THE SAME FATE AS DARCY! BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK CONNECTS WITH DRAKE’S FACE!!!
Persephone: Good.
Deadprez: XAV LOOKS TOWARDS MR. DEDEDE AND I THINK HE HAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN MIND FOR HIM :lupe:!
Jake Mercer: XAVIER SLIPS TO THE APRON AND HE IS CLIMBING THE ROPES! MR. DEDEDE ATTEMPTS TO SIT UP DESPITE BEING UNABLE TO GET FREE BUT XAV COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP RIGHT INTO DEDEDE’S CHEST!!!!
Deadprez: XAV ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND THERE. HE. FUCKING. GOES! BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK TO MALCOLM JONES! FUCK YEAH SHOWDOWN :blessed:!!!!!
Persephone: The only good thing about that entire sequence is when he killed Drake to be honest.
Jake Mercer: What an incredible display of grit and determination by Xavier Williams when the odds were clearly stacked against him! He was being brutalized in this match but his experience and knowledge allowed him to stay calm and not panic, and now he is the only person standing in the War Games!
Deadprez: BUT NOT FOR LONG! :wow:!!!
Jake Mercer: Miss Cash in the Vault is up and she’s shaking off the attack from Xavier. Darcy’s razor whip is in the opposite corner, but she calls for a lock up! Xavier is all too happy to oblige and he easily muscles Darcy into the ropes! I think a lot of people underestimate ‘The Dropkick Darling’ when it comes to pure wrestling skills and I want to let you guys know this fun fact!
Persephone: Oh god. Not another one.
Jake Mercer: When Darcy was just 17 years old, she went behind her boyfriend’s back and took a trip to Slovenian where she spent a week training in secret with a wise old man named Aljaž Potočnik. Now ole Al, because that’s what all his pupils referred to him as, taught Darcy the ancient art of Slovenian Self Defense. It’s a little bit of Krav Maga mixed with a style of fighting that was popularized during the days of Byzantine Empire known as Yrav Xaga. Darcy is actually a pink belt in Slovenian Self Defense, which is the absolute highest you can go. She is one of only three people in this world who hold such an honor :wow:
Persephone: You’re really stupid.
Jake Mercer: :skip: Don’t hate on my brain you Rex loving dickeater.
Deadprez: Xavier attempts to wrestle Darcy down to the mat, but she is able to slip out of his grasp, and wraps him up in a chinlock. Xavier catches her with several shots to the ribcage area, which frees him up, and he reaches for Darcy’s leg, pulling her down! Xavier looks for a kneebar, but Darcy is quick to roll through the move, swing her legs around, and she hooks Xavier around the neck!
Jake Mercer: That’s called ‘Ahmahdan Shovanea’ in Sloevian Self Defense!
Persephone: Bruh, that’s a headscissors.
Deadprez: And Xavier just kipped out of it! Xav quickly swings around and Darcy eats a superkick!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE FROM BEHIND!
Persephone: NO!!!!
Deadprez: Drake just clobbered Xavier in the back of the skull with the aspergillum! He quickly runs the ropes and he absolutely destroys Xavier Williams with ‘The Guillotine’!!! The sick kick has taken down Xavier and Drake quickly turns his attention towards Mr. DEDEDE! The Mahatma and The Redeemer had a lot to say to one another this week and I absolutely can not wait to see these two come face to face! :damn:
Jake Mercer: Drake pulls DEDEDE up by the hair and uses the aspergillum to flick Holy Water on the Chairman!
Persephone: I’m surprised that’s not burning DEDEDE like acid right now.
Drake King: (off-mic) Not today, Satan!
Deadprez: DRAKE GOES TO CRACK THE ASPERGILLUM OVER MR. DEDEDE’S SKULL, BUT DEDEDE BLOCKS! HE KNEES DRAKE IN THE GUT AND SLAMS HIS FOREARM IN DRAKE’S FACE! THE ASPERGILLUM FALLS FROM DRAKE’S HANDS AND MR. DEDEDE QUICKLY LOOKS FOR ‘DEMOLITION’! DRAKE AVOIDS THE DIAMOND CUTTER AND KICKS DEDEDE IN THE BACK OF THE LEFT KNEE!
Jake Mercer: :damn: THAT’S THE KNEE DEDEDE INJURED BACK AT FIGHTING SPIRIT: OHAMA IN MAY!
Persephone: I swear on everything if this stupid little religious fucktard somehow ends up winning this match after giving SOSA the blessing he needed to defeat Rex earlier, I will blow up this whole shitty football stadium in more impressive fashion than anything Al-Qaeda has ever done.
Deadprez and Jake Mercer: 😐😐😐
Persephone: Test me the fuck not.
Jake Mercer: …
Deadprez: So Mercer is speechless for once, but nevertheless, Drake has hit the ropes and he is looking for a superkick on the Chairman! DEDEDE catches Drake by the foot and he spins him around! Drake ducks under a clothesline, and grabs DEDEDE around the waist! DEDEDE with an elbow and he quickly whips around and drives his knee into Drake’s face! He hooks him in the powerbomb position and brings him up… ONLY TO TWIST DRAKE IN THE AIR!!! DIAMOND CUTTER OUT OF THE POWERBOMB POSITION!!!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: SHADES OF DIAMOND DALLAS DEDEDE WITH THAT POWERBOMB VARIATION OF ‘DEMOLITION’! WHAT A MOVE! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
Persephone: OH!!!!
Deadprez: DARCY’S WHIP WRAPS AROUND DEDEDE’S FEET AND THERE IS MALCOLM JONES FROM BEHIND WITH THE CHAIN! HE WRAPS IT AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT AND FALLS BACK AS DARCY USES THE WHIP TO JERK DEDEDE’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM! DEDEDE LANDS ACROSS MALCOLM’S KNEES IN A VARIATION OF THE BACKBREAKER BUT HE CAN NOT MOVE AS MALCOLM AS HIM LOCKED IN A CHOKE! DEDEDE IS TRYING TO BREAK FREE BUT DARCY IS MERCILESSLY WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE STOMACH AND LEGS!
Jake Mercer: Damn, that’s brutal as fuck.
Persephone: XAVIER WILLIAMS IS ALIVE! RUNNING SHOOT STAR PRESS! HE LANDS ON DEDEDE, FORCING MALCOLM TO BREAK THE CHOKE! DARCY SLASHES XAVIER ACROSS THE BACK BUT HE IS UP AND HE CHARGES TOWARDS HER, DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO HER GUT AND FORCING HER INTO THE CORNER! XAVIER WITH SEVERAL SHOULDER THRUSTS, AND MALCOLM HAS COME TO THE RESCUE!
Deadprez: ‘SHAPOOWWWWWWW’!!!! CHAIN WRAPPED SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE BACK OF XAVI- NO! NO! NO!
Jake Mercer: FUCK!!!
Persephone: XAV MOVED! HE MOVED! ‘SHAPOOWWWWWWW’ CONNECTS ON DARCY!!!! SHE’S BUSTED OPEN THANKS TO THE CHAIN AND THE SHEER FORCE OF THAT SHOT!!!!
Malcolm Jones: (off-mic) Damn.
Deadprez: Jesus. Team Voltage who had a clear numbers advantage in this match are in absolute disarray right now.
Jake Mercer: XAVIER WITH A DROPKICK TO MALCOLM’S BACK! MALCOLM SLAMS INTO THE HURT DARCY MAY MORGAN AND XAV WITH ‘END OF HEARTACHE’!!! ZIGZAG TO MALCOLM AND XAVIER DRAGS MALCOLM AND DARCY BOTH UP INTO SITTING POSITIONS! HE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK…. ‘SHINOSEPPUN’!!! CORNER SHOTGUN DROPKICK CONNECTS ON MALCOLM AND DARCY!!!!
Deadprez: XAVIER QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS DRAKE, WHO IS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT DRAKE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!!!! DRAKE QUICKLY SCOOPS UP XAVIER, HOOKS HIM, AND POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE STILL HAS CONTROL! HE POWERBOMBS XAVIER AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE CAGE THREE MORE TIMES BEFORE DROPPING HIM TO THE GROUND!!!!
(As Xavier is in a heap at Drake’s feet, the modest crowd inside Vaught-Hemingway Stadium begin to count.)
Jake Mercer: Here we go! Who’s next?!?!
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4…
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE WITH SLAMS THE ASPERGILLUM OVER DRAKE’S HEAD! THE LAST MESSIAH CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND DEDEDE PULLS HIM INTO THE KOJI CLUTCH!!!
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Persephone: YAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!! PUT HIM TO SLEEP PERMANENTLY!!!!
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BUZZ!
(For the second time, the lights go dark and that chilling music starts. The crowd has quieted down, not really sure which team they would rather see right now. The two holding cells that remain are illuminated with light and it’s clear as day that the four remaining competitors who have yet to be freed are dying to be let into the match. Jack and Justin are shaking the bars on their cells, yelling over at Impact and Serena. Impact maintains his laser focus, eyeing the ring, while Serena trash talks the Showdown duo.)
(Then, one of the spotlights shut off.)
Jake Mercer: IMPACT AND SERENA! IMPACT AND SERENA!! IMPACT AND SERENA!!!
(The crowd roars as the reigning Universal Women’s Champion and her partner for the evening, the greatest to ever do it, Impact, are released from their prison.)
Deadprez: SERENA AND IMPACT JUST STEPPED ON DRAKE’S JESUS ROBES, WIPED THEIR FEET AND NOW THEY’RE BOTH SPRINTING TO THE RING!!!! DEDEDE HAS RELEASED THE KOJI CLUTCH AND IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! IMPACT AND SERENA PUT THE BOOTS TO DRAKE! THEY’RE KILLING THE LAST MESSIAH!!! MALCOLM AND DARCY SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING AND HELP ONE ANOTHER UP! THEY JUMP INTO THE FRAY, BUT IMPACT AND SERENA ARE A LITTLE FRESHER! THEY ARE ABLE TO FEND OFF DARCY AND MALCOLM AND THEY WORK TOGETHER TO SEND DRAKE INTO THE OPPOSITE RING! DEDEDE GOES AFTER DRAKE, WHILE SERENA AND IMPACT STAY ON DARCY AND MALCOLM!
Jake Mercer: THEY TAKE MALCOLM AND DARCY AND SLAM THEIR HEADS TOGETHER BEFORE IMPACT THROWS MALCOLM INTO THE CORNER, AND SERENA TOSSES DARCY INTO THE OTHER! THEY ARE BOTH PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THEIR VOLTAGE COUNTERPARTS AND IT’S SERENA WHO TAKES DARCY BY THE HAIR, DRAGS HER FACE FIRST ACROSS THE ROPES, AND SLAMS THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO THE CAGE! MEANWHILE, IMPACT IS BLISTERING MALCOLM’S CHEST WITH THOSE KNIFE-EDGED CHOPS!!!
Persephone: And thank fuck Grandpa Adams has that annoying little shit Drake secluded in the opposite ring! He has locked Drake’s arms in the ropes and he’s just toying with him right now. DEDEDE is kicking at Drake’s face with his boot, and there is literally nothing that little demon can do to defend himself. DEDEDE punches Drake in the face a few times and slams his knee up under Drake’s chin. Lulz.
Deadprez: Drake might have bit down on his tongue because he just spit a wad of blood on the mat beside him.
Jake Mercer: This match has broken down pretty quickly, and I can’t say that I’m surprised. The minute Serena Bennett and Impact hit the ring, everything shifted in Dynasty’s direction. The second Serena was announced for this match, Dynasty became even bigger favorites to win and we see why. Despite the differences Serena clearly has with the Liquid Swordz and vice versa, they all want this win on their resumes.
Deadprez: Serena and Impact are dragging Darcy and Malcolm into the second ring. DEDEDE unhooks Drake and pulls him up by the hair. The three Team Dynasty members get their opponents in position and they look to try to Irish whip them into the center of the ring!
Jake Mercer: VOLTAGE PUTS THE BRAKES ON!
Persephone: Oh brother.
Deadprez: Dynasty tries again to send all three members of Voltage careening into one another, but look! VOLTAGE REVERSES AND THEY SEND DEDEDE, IMPACT, AND SERENA CRASHING INTO ONE ANOTHER! ALL MEMBERS OF DYNASTY ARE DOWN AND MALCOLM WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! DARCY AND DRAKE HAVE SPRINTED FOR THE CORNERS, AND BOTH ARE CLIMBING TO THE TOP! DARCY AND DRAKE, TWO ELITISTS WHO HAVE DECIDED TO TEAM UP FOR THE GRAND PRIX, AND BOTH OF THEM TURN AROUND AND LET THEMSELVES FLY! DRAKE AND DARCY WITH BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED MOONSAULTS LANDING ON THE TRIO OF DYNASTY ELITISTS!!! DRAKE, DARCY, AND MALCOLM GRAB DEDEDE, SERENA, AND IMPACT AND THEY THROW ALL THREE HEADFIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!
Persephone: NOW THE VOLTAGE TEAM IS WORKING TO UNTIE THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING! DOING WHAT VOLTAGE DOES BEST AND THAT’S MAKE EVERYTHING UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT! MALCOLM RIPS AT THE PADDING AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS IMPACT AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL! DRAKE AND DARCY FOLLOW SUIT AND DARCY WHIPS SERENA INTO ONE OF THE EXPOSED CORNERS! SERENA’S BACK SLAMS AGAINST THE STEEL AND HERE IS DARCY WITH THE STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE! SHE NEARLY TAKES SERENA’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT BRUTAL STRIKE AND DARCY GRABS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND BULLDOGS HER DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Speaking of Serena Bennett, did you know that during her early days of wrestling training she once took 87 straight knees to the face and never once did she flinch? This woman’s ability to stand tough in the face of any and all onslaughts never ceases to amaze me. In fact, back on January 12th, 2014, Serena Bennett won the Miss Compton beauty pageant AFTER competing in a grueling 12-hour amateur wrestling tournament that saw her pin eight of her 12 opponents.
Persephone: So what happened to the other four?
Jake Mercer: :lupe: They have never been found.
Persephone: :skip: What??
Deadprez: DRAKE HAS THE WOUNDED SIDE OF MR. DEDEDE’S FACE PRESSED AGAINST ANOTHER EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE HAS REOPENED THAT MARK THAT DARCY’S WHIP LEFT ON THE CHAIRMAN, AND FRESH BLOOD IS TRICKLING ONTO THE MAT. DRAKE USES HIS ELBOW TO STRIKE DEDEDE IN THE TEMPLE A FEW TIMES BEFORE HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Jake Mercer: ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!! DRAKE JUST CURB STOMPED THE SIDE OF DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL! HE MIGHT BE OUT COLD!
Persephone: I think Malcolm is about to end Cowpact right here, right now! Malcolm has forced Impact’s mouth open and he shoves it onto the turnbuckle! ‘WOO WALK’!!!! IMPACT EATS THAT STEEL TURNBUCKLE AND HIS MOUTH HAS TURNED INTO A LITERAL BLOOD FAUCET!!! HIS TEETH MIGHT HAVE BEEN SHATTERED TOO!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
Deadprez: Damn. That looked really bad :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Absolutely to be expected coming from the Voltage side.
Persephone: Sadly, he’s right. These people have no real wrestling skills and act like this all the time. It’s honestly whatever at this point.
Deadprez: All three members of Voltage are now circling Serena Bennett, who’s trying to recover. Darcy wraps the razor whip around Serena’s neck! She maintains the choke as she helps Serena to her feet. Malcolm backhands Serena across the face while Drake kicks her in the gut! Serena is trying to grab the whip to get it from around her throat, but Darcy picks Serena up and places her across her shoulders! ‘THE CURTAIN CALL’! INVERTED GO TO SLEEP PUTS SERENA DOWN, AND TEAM VOLTAGE HAS LAID OUT TEAM DYNASTY!!!
Jake Mercer: TURN AROUND!
Deadprez: THEY DON’T SEE XAVIER WILLIAMS! XAVIER USES THE ROPES AS A SPRINGBOARD TO LAUNCH HIMSELF INTO THE OTHER RING! HE BRINGS VOLTAGE DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD VARITON OF THE 450 SPLASH! XAVIER QUICKLY POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND HE GRABS DRAKE, THROWING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED CORNER! XAVIER TAKES DARCY AND SHE SUFFERS THE SAME FATE AS DRAKE! THAT LEAVES MALCOLM AND XAV! MALCOLM AND XAV STARING ONE ANOTHER DOWN!
Jake Mercer: THEY LUNGE TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER! MALCOLM WITH A RIGHT HAND, BUT XAV IS QUICK TO ANSWER WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! THEY EXCHANGE PUNCHES AND FINALLY XAV DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO MALCOLM’S STOMACH! HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SNAPS MALCOLM’S HEAD BACK AND HE QUICKLY IRISH WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING! MALCOLM LOCKS HIS ARMS TO KEEP FROM REBOUNDING BUT XAV DOESN’T CARE! BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS MALCOLM INTO THE OPPOSITE RING AND XAV CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES! HE’S SETTING HIMSELF UP FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!
Persephone: DARCY IS RIGHT THERE! SHE SCRAMBLES UP THE OPPOSITE RING POST, FACE TO FACE WITH XAVIER! DARCY DRIVES HER SHOULDER INTO HIS GUT AND SHE DROPS TO HER FEET! DARCY SEIZES XAVIER BY THE NECK AND THERE’S ‘THE DARLING DROP’!!!! SHE PULLED XAV OFF THE TOP RIGHT DOWN ONTO HER KNEE!!!!
Deadprez: MALCOLM HAS QUICKLY GOTTEN HIMSELF BACK INTO THE FRAY! HE IS ON THE TOP, RIGHT WHERE DARCY WAS, AND MALCOLM FLIES! ‘FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH’!!! HE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF XAVIER!!!!! MALCOLM ROLLS OFF JUST AS DRAKE COMES IN! STANDING SHOOT STAR LEGDROP! HE MIGHT HAVE JUST CRUSHED XAVIER’S THROAT!!!
Persephone: Oh come on. It’s not like he weighs as much as Xander Payne. Don’t say that.
Deadprez: :wow:
Jake Mercer: DRAKE AND MALCOLM SCOOP UP XAVIER… AND BRING HIM DOWN A FALLING BACK SUPLEX! THEY QUICKLY GET UP, PICK XAVIER UP, AND LAWN DART HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!
Deadprez: DARCY HAS TURNED HER ATTENTION BACK TO SERENA! THERE IS NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN THESE TWO WOMEN, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FACTOR IN THAT SERENA HAS WHAT DARCY WANTS! DARCY HAS MOUNTED SERENA AND IS THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS! THAT’S LIT A FIRE UNDER SERENA WHO TOSSES DARCY OFF AND HITS HER IN THE BACK WITH A DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE! DARCY IS ON HER KNEES, AND SERENA BLUDGEONS HER IN THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH A NASTY FOREARM! DARCY DROPS TO ALL FOURS AND THAT ALLOWS SERENA TO LOCK HER ARMS AROUND DARCY’S WAIST AND ROLL HER OVER ON HER SIDE! SHE TRANSITIONS INTO AN ARMBAR VARIATION AND DARCY IMMEDIATELY STARTS FLAILING!
Persephone: SERENA SEEMS TO HAVE THIS ARMBAR LOCKED IN, NO DOUBT WANTING NOTHING MORE THAN TO BREAK DARCY’S ARM, BUT DARCY IS USING HER SLIGHT SIZE ADVANTAGE TO MUSCLE HERSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES. DARCY GETS HER FOOT ON THE ROPES AND SOMEHOW LOCKS HER LEG AROUND IT, AND SHE PULLS THEM BOTH TOWARDS THE ROPES! DARCY HAS GOT TO BE IN AN EXTREME AMOUNT OF PAIN, AND LOOK AT SERENA! SHE IS LOCKED IN, REFUSING TO LET GO! DARCY ENDS UP LOCKING HER HANDS, TAKING SOME OF THE PRESSURE OFF THE ARM, AND SHE ROLLS THEM TOWARDS THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! THE SIDE OF SERENA’S HEAD CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL! AND DARCY USES HER OWN HEAD TO BATTER SERENA’S! SERENA HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO OF DARCY AND DARCY QUICKLY SLINKS AWAY, HOLDING HER ARM!
Deadprez: DRAKE AND MALCOLM ARE NOW DOUBLE TEAMING ‘THE REMIX’!!! THE ARE TAKING TURNS PUNCHING IMPACT, WHO’S BACKED AGAINST THE CORNER! DRAKE NAILS IMPACT IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM, SENDING BLOOD AND SWEAT FLYING EVERYWHERE! MALCOLM WITH A FOREARM NOW! IMPACT IS TRYING TO FEND THEM BOTH OFF BUT MALCOLM AND DRAKE REPLY WITH KICKS TO IMPACT’S MID-SECTION!
Persephone: :lupe: They gunna lose their feet in all those rolls.
Jake Mercer: So here’s a fun fact about Impact.
Persephone: FFS… NO!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: It’s obvious to everyone that Impact is one of the most well-spoken and intelligent people to ever grace EAW, right? Right. So did you know that back in 1989 when Impact was just a child, he became the youngest person to ever spell the word ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’?? A lot of people thought that was a fluke so they asked the young man to spell the longest word that he knew, and with a smile on his face, Impact successfully spelled out the word ‘pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis’, which is the longest word in the English language :wow: People were floored and nearly fell out of their chair when 4-year old Karlisle Jeremiah was able to use that word in a sentence! He was inducted into Mensa that very day.
Deadprez: :oh: You know what? I actually believe that.
Persephone: :skip: pneumowhatthefuck? I’m lost.
Jake Mercer: Malcolm and Drake pull Impact out of the corner but Imp is able to keep them from sending him across the ring! Darcy comes flying in, looking for a knee strike, but Impact gets his foot up! He catches Darcy in the jaw! Malcolm and Drake start raining clubbing blows down on Impact, BUT DEDEDE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPEAR! MALCOLM IS SPEARED STRAIGHT INTO THE CORNER AND THAT ALLOWS IMPACT TO LOW BLOW DRAKE!!!
Persephone: :mjlol: Like there’s even anything down there.
Deadprez: ‘EVISCERATION’!!!! DRAKE GOES DOWN TO IMPACT’S FINISHER AND I DON’T THINK IMPACT IS DONE WITH DRAKE! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY RUNS THE ROPES AND THERE’S ‘FLIGHT SIGHTS’!!! THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS ON DRAKE AND DEDEDE JUST RIPPED DARCY IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! DEDEDE HAS DARCY’S RAZOR WHIP AND HE’S TWIRLING IT AROUND! I DON’T LIKE THE LOOK IN HIS EYES AT ALL :lupe:!!!
Jake Mercer: HE’S WHIPPING HER! DEDEDE KICKS DARCY OVER ON HER STOMACH WHILE IMPACT STEPS ON HER HANDS TO HOLD HER IN HER PLACE AND MR. DEDEDE IS LITERALLY WHIPPING DARCY’S BACK RAW RIGHT NOW :lupe:
Persephone: Hmmm. Interesting.
Serena Bennett: (off-mic) MOVE!
(Mr. DEDEDE and Impact look up and see their teammate perched on the top turnbuckle! Serena still seems a little groggy from having her head slammed against the cage multiple times but there is no mistaking the smile on her face.)
Deadprez: DEDEDE AND IMPACT BACK OFF AND SERENA LETS HERSELF FLY!!! DIVING HEADBUTT DOWN ONTO THE DARCY!!! THE IMPACT OF THAT MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED SERENA SILLY, BUT DARCY IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! SERENA JUST STRUCK HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!
Jake Mercer: There is some blood trickling down Serena’s face right now. But the champion is back on her feet! She pulls up Darcy and sees Xavier approaching the group! Serena spikes Darcy into the mat with a DDT, and all three members of Team Dynasty have their eyes on Xavier Williams right now.
Deadprez: All the credit in the world to Xav. He has been in this match by himself from the very beginning, taking a lot of punishment from both teams. He has been outnumbered and beaten, but he is still standing, still asking for a fight! It has to help that he knows help is on the way! In just a moment the final holding cell will open and Jack Ripley and Justin Windgate will finally get into the match.
Xavier Williams: (off-mic) Give me your best shot.
Persephone: Dynasty descends on Xavier like a pack of dogs and he doesn’t stand a chance! They have him pinned to the ground and are beating the hell out of him! The Liquid Swordz are stomping away on Xav’s lower extremities while Serena has mounted him and is throwing hands! Xav has covered up, trying to defend himself, but I think he’s about to get saved by the clock!!!
(Team Dynasty continues to absolutely pick apart the great Xavier Williams. The numbers have finally caught up to him and so has all the punishment he’s taken. A murmur comes across the crowd as the final ten seconds hit.)
Jake Mercer: WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT!!!! TEAM SHOWDOWN HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT! JACK RIPLEY AND JUSTIN WINDGATE ARE MORE THAN READY FOR THIS!!!
(The camera cuts to Jack and Justin, who are already shaking the bars of their holding cell.)
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Deadprez: DYNASTY IS DOING ALL THE DAMAGE THEY CAN IN THE FINAL FEW SECONDS! SERENA HAS THE CHAIN AND SHE IS USING IT TO REPEATEDLY PUNCH XAVIER IN THE HEAD! IMPACT HAS XAVIER IN ‘THE WALLS OF IMPACT’ AND DEDEDE IS WATCHING ALL OF THIS UNFOLD WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE!
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BUZZ!
(The crowd erupts as the lights go out and the holding cell containing Jack and Justin lights up. The music provides the tease, and but for the two remaining Showdown Elitists, this is no laughing matter. The wait is agonizing for Jack and Justin, and they are forced to watch as Serena and Impact dispose of their captain and join Mr. DEDEDE, who is already waiting for them at the entrance.)
(The official outside the final holding cell unlocks it and steps back, allowing Justin and Jack to break free and take off in a sprint.)
Deadprez: JACK AND JUSTIN! THEY ARE FINALLY HEADING INTO BATTLE! THEY SLIDE INTO THE RING AND TEAM DYNASTY GREET THEM WITH A FLURRY OF STOMPS AND KICKS! THE REFEREE SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT BEHIND THEM AND LOCKS THE CAGE!!!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WAR GAMES IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!!!!
Jake Mercer: JACK AND JUSTIN STOOD NO CHANCE WITH DYNASTY WAITING ON THEM BUT TEAM VOLTAGE HAVE ALL GOTTEN BACK UP! THEY ATTACK THE DYNASTY TRIO FROM BEHIND AND THEY TURN THEIR ATTENTION TO VOLTAGE! FISTS ARE FLYING HERE IN WAR GAMES! PINFALLS, SUBMISSIONS, AND TKOS OFFICIALLY COUNT NOW! ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND I AM FUCKING STOKED!!!!
Persephone: DARCY AND SERENA TAKE THEIR FIGHT INTO THE OTHER RING! THEY ARE EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHTS! DARCY WITH A NASTY LEFT HOOK THAT CONNECTS WITH SERENA’S FACE, BUT SERENA ANSWERS HER WITH A SOLID RIGHT HAND! DARCY WITH ANOTHER LEFT, AND SERENA WITH A RIGHT! DARCY! SERENA! DARCY! SERENA! DARCY! SERENA! SERENA! SERENA! SERENA FORCES DARCY INTO THE CORNER, BUT THE LEADING LADY IS NOT ABOUT TO LET THE CHAMPION GET THE BETTER OF HER! THIS IS THE MATCH ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE IS WAITING THANKS TO WHAT THESE TWO WOMEN HOLD IN THEIR POSSESSION! DARCY WITH THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE! SERENA WITH THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Deadprez: IT’S FUCKING LIT! MALCOLM AND IMPACT ARE SLUGGING IT OUT AND MALCOLM RAKES IMPACT ACROSS THE FACE! IMPACT RETALIATES WITH A DESPERATION KNEE TO THE GROIN AND HE NAILS MALCOLM IN THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW! MALCOLM WITH BOXING STYLE PUNCHES TO IMPACT’S STOMACH! AT THIS POINT, NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE UP THEIR ADVANTAGE! DRAKE AND MR. DEDEDE ARE GOING AT IT TOO! HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS THAT?! GAWD VERSUS MESSIAH?! WHICH ONE WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME?!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE DRILLS MR. DEDEDE IN THE LEFT KNEE! HE TARGETED THAT LIMB EARLIER, BUT DEDEDE’S ADRENALINE ALLOWS HIM TO SHAKE IT OFF! HE BATTERS DRAKE WITH HAMMER LIKE SHOTS TO THE FACE AND NECK, AND THERE’S A HEART PUNCH! HIS WIFE OFTEN USES THAT MOVE IN HER MATCHES (welcome back, Kassidy) AND IT’S SO EFFECTIVE! DRAKE GRIPS HIS CHEST AND STAGGERS BACK! DEDEDE GLANCES WILDLY AROUND THE RING AND MAKES A BEELINE FOR THE RAZOR WHI-
Persephone: JACK RIPLEY! JACK JUST TOOK DEDEDE OUT AT THE KNEE WITH ASPERGILLUM! JACK JUMPS DEDEDE AND HE BEGINS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH DRAKE’S ASPERGILLUM! YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS A LOT OF ANIMOSITY BETWEEN THESE TWO THANKS TO WHAT WENT DOWN WHEN THEY WERE BOTH MEMBERS OF THE 1%!
Jake Mercer: Absolutely, Persephone! Back when Jack was in the 1% with Mr. DEDEDE and Theron Nikolas, he feels like he was constantly disrespected and never treated like a true member. It’s such an unfortunate situation because that group could have gone down in history as one of the all time great stables in this company, but they never really gelled. If only they had let Jack have a voice. 😿😿
Persephone: Why would they ever let that troglodyte have a voice?!
Jake Mercer: :whoa: Because Jack Ripley is anything but a troglodyte! Did you know that in one of his past lives, Jack Ripley was actually a Pharaoh in ancient Egypt and one of Cleopatra’s lovers? He was going to ask for her hand in marriage until Mark Antony came along and swept the Queen of the Nile off her feet. He tried once again to win the Queen’s heart after Antony married Octavia, but it just never worked out for the two of them :wow:
Persephone: Dude, you really need to stop reading Wikipedia during shows.
Jake Mercer: Stop googling Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts break-up. They are not getting a divorce.
Persephone: :usure:
Deadprez: ANYWAYS! DRAKE HAS MADE A GRAB FOR JACK, BUT JACK CRACKS DRAKE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THE ASPERGILLUM! DRAKE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND JACK CONTINUES HIS ONSLAUGHT ON MR. DEDEDE!
Jake Mercer: JUSTIN WINDGATE FINDS HIMSELF TANGLED WITH MALCOLM JONES AND IMPACT! ALL THREE ARE FIGHTING ONE ANOTHER, WITH NO ONE REALLY GETTING THE CLEAR ADVANTAGE! TEAM SHOWDOWN HAVE COME INTO THIS MATCH AS THE UNDERDOGS AND THEY ARE DETERMINED TO PROVE EVERYONE WRONG HERE TONIGHT! JUSTIN HEADBUTTS MALCOLM AND SLAMS HIS FIST INTO IMPACT’S FACE! HE RUSHES THE ROPES AND COMES FLYING BACK AT BOTH OF THEM… TAKING THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! HE RUNS TO WHERE THE RAZOR WHIP IS, SNATCHES IT UP, AND SWINGS IT WILDLY IN THE AIR! JUSTIN CATCHES SERENA ACROSS THE BACK AND SNATCHES HER DOWN TO THE MAT!!! HE LASHES DARCY ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT, CAUSING MISS CASH IN THE VAULT GO DOWN IN A SCREAMING HEAP!
Persephone: JUSTIN FLICKS THE WHIP, CATCHING IMPACT AS HE RETURNS TO HIS FEET! THE WHIP CURLS AROUND IMPACT’S NECK AND JUSTIN DRAGS HIM FORWARD, KICKING IMPACT IN THE GUT! IMPACT DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND THERE GOES JUSTIN WITH A GROUNDED SUPERKICK! IMPACT IS DOWN!
Deadprez: MALCOLM LUNGES AT JUSTIN, BUT JUSTIN SEES HIM COMING! HE GREETS MALCOLM WITH A NICE LITTLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, GRABS HIM BEFORE HE CAN HIT THE GROUND, AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A HIP TOSS! MALCOLM RETURNS TO A SITTING POSITION AND JUSTIN ABSOLUTELY LIGHTS HIM UP WITH A SERIES OF SHOOT STYLE KICKS! OVER AND OVER JUSTIN KICKS MALCOLM, LANDING THOSE KICKS RIGHT BETWEEN THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION’S SHOULDER BLADES! JUSTIN ONCE AGAIN RUSHES THE ROPES AND HE USES THE MOMENTUM TO NAIL MALCOLM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!
(Justin takes a moment to survey all the broken bodies in the ring and he throws his hands up in the air.)
Justin Windgate: (off-mic) Motherfuckas I’m not a meme!!!
(The crowd erupts as Justin reaches into his boots and pulls out a rolled up joint and a lighter.)
Justin Windgate: (off-mic): WINDGATE 4:20… ROLL UP!!!
Persephone: Did this fucking hippie really just light up in the middle of a fucking War Games match?? :skip:
Jake Mercer: I would expect nothing less from the Founder and President of the Michigan chapter of the Underground Cannabis Society. Not only does Justin hold the presidency, he also holds several other accolades thanks to his involvement with the group. Once a month the society gathers in a bunker to smoke up and indulge in a little Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighting. Justin is a 14-time Michigan Underground Cannabis Society Grand Champion and he also holds the record for longest hit out of a bong. Impressive, right?
Persephone: He sounds like a real fucking prize.
Deadprez: In other news, Jack Ripley has completely fucked up Mr. DEDEDE with that aspergillum! That thing is broken in half now, and I really don’t think Drake is going to be able to go around, flicking Holy Water on people now. Jack has gotten to his feet and he is going over to the ropes! I think he’s going to try and put Mr. DEDEDE away with Ripley’s Believe It or Not!!!
Jake Mercer: YOU’RE RIGHT! JACK WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS AND HE LANDS ON TOP OF THE CHAIRMAN! JACK HOOKS THE LEG BUT SERENA IS ALREADY DIVING IN! SHE LANDS ON TOP OF JACK, BUT HE SHAKES IT OFF! HE GRABS THE BROKEN ASPERGILLUM AND STABS ONE OF THE BROKEN ENDS RIGHT INTO SERENA’S ARM! SERENA LETS OUT A SCREAM BUT JACK STABS HER AGAIN! JUSTIN IS WATCHING HIS PARTNER WITH AN AMUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE BLOWS A RING OF SMOKE INTO THE AIR! JACK DRAGS THE BROKEN METAL DOWN SERENA’S ARM, AND SHE’S GUSHING BLOOD! JACK UP TO HIS FEET NOW AND HE BENDS HER INJURED BACK AND STOMPS DOWN ON IT! :damn:
Persephone: JACK IS NOT DONE WITH THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, THOUGH! HE PULLS SERENA UP AND TOSSES HER INTO THE CORNER! SERENA’S BACK MEETS THAT EXPOSED STEEL AND JACK WITH A RUNNING LEAPING KNEE TO HER FACE! NOT EXACTLY ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’ BUT CLOSE ENOUGH! SERENA IS HURT AND JACK TAKES HER BY THE HAIR AND BOUNCES HER FACE OFF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! SERENA’S FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK RIGHT NOW AND JACK BRUTALLY STOMPS ON THE BACK OF HER SKULL!
Deadprez: CAPTAIN XAV!!! :blessed: XAV RUSHES IN AND GRABS SERENA, ROLLING HER ONTO THE APRON, AND PULLING HER HEAD THROUGH THE ROPES! XAVIER QUICKLY TRAPS SERENA IN THE ROPES, LEAVING HER VULNERABLE AND HE WINDS UP FOR A SUPERKICK! SERENA EATS A HORRIFIC SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! XAVIER WITH A SECOND ONE… AND A THIRD! I THINK THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT HE’S NOT DONE! XAV RUNS AROUND THE RING AT FULL SPEED AND COMES FLYING BACK AT SERENA… NASTY KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE!!! IF SHE WASN’T OUT BEFORE, SHE DEFINITELY IS NOW! I DON’T SEE HOW SERENA BENNETT CAN POSSIBLY BE A FACTOR IN THIS MATCH ANYMORE!
Persephone: Xavier joins Jack, and they make their way over to Impact! They hoist him up, and put him into the Tree of Woe position. Joint in mouth, Justin comes running towards Impact, hitting him with a basement style dropkick! Jack takes his turn…. ‘The Remix’ is forced to eat another basement style drop kick! Xavier has gone to the top rope and I know what’s coming now!!! JACK AND JUSTIN PULL IMPACT UP AND XAVIER WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! HE LANDS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IMPACT’S CHEST, DRIVING ALL THE WIND OUT OF IMPACT’S LUNGS, AND IMPACT IS LEFT CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITION, GASPING FOR BREATH!
Deadprez: DARCY SEES WHAT’S GOING ON AND SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! THE LEADING LADY THROWS UP HER HANDS BUT SHE GETS RUSHED ANYWAY! JACK TACKLES HER TO THE MAT AND STARTS THROWING FOREARMS AT HER! XAVIER JOINS IN WITH KICKS AND STOMPS, AND JUSTIN STANDS BACK WATCHING ALL THIS UNFOLD! HE HAS TO KNOW THIS IS HIS BEST CHANCE TO GET SOME KIND OF REVENGE ON DARCY MAY MORGAN! SHE HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY HAVE BEEN IN THE RING TOGETHER!
Justin Windgate: (off-mic) YO! HOLD HER UP!
(Jack and Xav stop beating on Darcy, and look at Justin. Justin is holding his joint and he has an evil look in his eyes.)
Jake Mercer: Oh god… oh god. I think Justin is going to burn Darcy with that joint!
Persephone: So?? We had an inferno match and a flaming ladder match. Seeing a bitch get burned with a shitty joint is like the least extreme thing we have seen tonight when it comes to fire.
Deadprez: Look at the look of uncertainty on Xavier’s face! Since coming back he has maintained a sense of fair play, and hasn’t really reverted back to the dark side he used to show on the regular! Darcy senses what’s about to happen and she’s struggling, trying to break away from both men.
Jack Ripley: (off-mic) It’s War Games. BURN HER!
(Xavier turns his head, and Justin raises his hand… looking to burn Darcy’s face with the joint.)
Persephone: NO! GO AWAY YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: DRAKE THE REDEEMER GRABS JUSTIN’S ARM STOPPING HIM FROM BURNING DARCY! JACK AND XAV LET GO OF DARCY AND IMMEDIATELY ATTACK DRAKE! DRAKE TAKES THE BEATDOWN, ALLOWING DARCY TO GET AWAY AND HERE COMES MALCOLM! MALCOLM WRESTLES JUSTIN DOWN TO THE MAT AND PULLS THE JOINT AWAY FROM HIM! MALCOLM DOES NOT HESITATE! HE STABS THE JOINT RIGHT IN JUSTIN’S FACE AND JUSTIN LETS OUT A SHRIEK!!!!
Deadprez: MALCOLM JUST GOT THE BETTER OF JUSTIN BUT HE PAYS FOR IT! JACK TAKES MALCOLM’S HEAD OFF WITH ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!! XAV AND JACK DOUBLE TEAM DRAKE AND THEY PULL HIM UP, THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES! DRAKE DUCKS A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON THE REBOUND, HITS THE ROPES, AND COMES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN! JACK AND XAV GO DOWN, AND DRAKE STARTS STOMPING ON BOTH OF THEM! DARCY HAS MADE HER WAY BACK INTO THE FRAY AND SHE WORKS WITH DRAKE TO KEEP XAV AND JACK ON THE GROUND!
Persephone: DARCY AND DRAKE BOTH GRAB JACK AND THROW HIM THROUGH THE ROPES, INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! JACK TRIES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP BUT THERE’S DRAKE WITH THE GUILLOTINE!!! THE SICK KICK SLAMS THE BACK OF JACK’S HEAD INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND THAT LEAVES XAVIER ALONE WITH DRAKE AND DARCY! DARCY PULLS A PAIR OF GOLDEN KNUCKLES OUT OF HER BOOT AND SLIPS THEM ACROSS HER HAND! DRAKE HOLDS XAVIER UP AND THERE IT IS!!! LEADING LEFT!!! DARCY KNOCKS XAVIER WILLIAMS OUT COLD AND SHE DROPS DOWN FOR THE CO-
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE JUST DOVE ON TOP OF DARCY, STABBING HER RIGHT BETWEEN THE SHOULDERS WITH THE BROKEN ASPERGILLUM! DARCY HAS BEEN STABBED AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL NOW! DRAKE GOES FOR THE GUILLOTINE ON MR. DEDEDE BUT HE MISSES! DRAKE CRASHES INTO THE ROPES AND DEDEDE STABS DRAKE IN THE BACK WITH THE ASPERGILLUM! DRAKE COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES AND ROLLS ONTO THE APRON IN ABSOLUTE AGONY. DEDEDE STANDS AMONGST THE BROKEN BODIES, WEAPON IN HAND, LOOKING LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO MURDER SOMEONE!
Persephone: HE SEES MALCOLM AND MAKES HIS WAY OVER THERE, BUT MALCOLM GREETS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE BREADBASKET! JACK RIPLEY HAS COME UP BEHIND MR. DEDEDE AND HE CLUBS HIM IN THE BACK! THE ASPERGILLUM FALLS FROM DEDEDE’S HANDS AND BOTH JACK AND MALCOLM GO TO GRAB IT! JACK STOMPS ON MALCOLM’S HAND AND TAKES THE WEAPON FOR HIMSELF AND HE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO MR. DEDEDE’S LEFT LEG!!!
Deadprez: JACK JUST MISSED THE KNEE BUT HE PIERCED DEDEDE’S CALF! THE CHAIRMAN IS GRABBING AT HIS LEG AND JACK LOOKS TO FINISH HIM! HE RAISES THE ASPERGILLUM OVER HIS HEAD BUT MALCOLM WITH A PELE KICK! THE PELE KICK SENDS JACK DOWN, THE ASPERGILLUM GOES FLYING, AND MALCOLM GOES TO COVER XAVIER!!!
Jake Mercer: SOMEHOW JUSTIN WINDGATE IS STILL IN THIS THING DESPITE THAT UGLY BURN ON HIS FACE! HE PULLS MALCOLM OFF XAVIER AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY ON HIM! MALCOLM FIGHTS BACK AND BOTH OF THEM END UP ROLLING INTO THE ROPES! THEY’RE THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, NEITHER ONE ABLE TO GET THE UPPER-HAND! JUSTIN IS MATCHING MALCOLM RIGHT FOR RIGHT… LEFT FOR LEFT! DARCY IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE BRAWL AND SHE’S MANAGED TO RETRIEVE THE RAZOR WHIP! SHE HAS JUST ENOUGH ENERGY LEFT TO GET IT AROUND JUSTIN’S NECK! SHE WRAPS IT AROUND HIM AS TIGHTLY AS SHE CAN AND FALLS BACK, WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST! DARCY IS LOOKING TO CHOKE OUT JUSTIN AND GET THE WIN FOR VOLTAGE!!!
Deadprez: HOW THE HELL IS DEDEDE STANDING?! HE IS LIMPING OVER TO THEM BUT MALCOLM QUICKLY CUTS HIM OFF! MALCOLM GOES FOR A SUPERKICK BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIS FOOT!!! DEDEDE CLOTHESLINE MALCOLM BUT THAT’S AS FAR AS HE GETS! DRAKE TAKES HIM DOWN FROM BEHIND!!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND CHECKING ON JUSTIN BUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… I THINK HE’S OFFICI-
Persephone: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!! JACK CONNECTS WITH THE REFEREE RIGHT AS HE WAS ABOUT TO CALL FOR THE BELL! JACK RIPLEY JUST SAVED THIS MATCH FOR SHOWDOWN!
Jake Mercer: It was a desperation save, but what other choice did Jack have? Showdown has been counted out since day one in this match and all three of these men so desperately want to prove the naysayers wrong.
Deadprez: WELP!!!!
Jake Mercer: DEAR GAWD! C-NOTE FROM MALCOLM ON JACK! IT SENDS JACK RIGHT INTO DRAKE, WHO HITS HIM IN THE BACK THE GUILLOTINE! JACK IS DONE FOR!!!
Persephone: DARCY IS TRYING TO REVIVE THE REFEREE BECAUSE JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS BEEN CHOKED OUT! SHE IS DESPERATE! SHE IS SCREAMING AT HIM! VOLTAGE HAS THIS MATCH WON! MALCOLM SEES WHAT’S GOING AND HE ISN’T TAKING ANY CHANCES! HE RACES TO THE TOP ROPE AND GETS HIMSELF SET! MALCOLM TAKES TO THE SKIES!!!!
Deadprez: FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH!!!! THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS ON JUSTIN, WHO WASN’T GETTING UP ANYWAY! DARCY IS DRAGGING THE REFEREE OVER TO JUSTIN AND WHAT IN THE WORLD…
Malcolm Jones: (off-mic) THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE JUST PULLED MALCOLM OFF JUSTIN AND HAS THROWN HIMSELF OVER THE SHOWDOWN ELITIST FOR THE PIN!
Drake King: (off-mic) I HAVE TO DO THIS MALCOLM! IT’S MY DESTINY! I HAVE TO GET A TRI-BRANDED FREE-PER-VIEW WIN IN ORDER FOR ALL OF US TO CONTINUE ON OUR ROAD FOR A BETTER EAW!
(Meanwhile, Impact has crawled over to Serena, and has freed her from the ropes. The Universal Women’s Champion is shaken up, but after being helped to her feet, she seems alright. She flashes Impact a toothy grin, and given the history between these two, it’s a shock to everyone when Impact gives her the smallest one back.)
Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) WHO FUCKIN’ CARES?! JUST WIN THE MATCH!
Deadprez: TIP TOE! DARCY IS TAKEN OUT WITH ONE OF SERENA’S BEST MOVES!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT SPINS MALCOLM AROUND AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS HIM WITH ‘EVISCERATION’!!!
Persephone: SERENA SNATCHES DRAKE UP BY THE HAIR BEFORE HEADBUTTING HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD! SHE TOSSES HIM TO IMPACT WHO PUTS HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER ‘EVISCERATION’!!!
Deadprez: FUCK! OH FUCK! LOOK!!! LOOK!!!!
(The crowd is losing their minds as somehow Mr. DEDEDE has climbed to the top of the cage.)
Persephone: THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY GRANDPA ADAMS IS ABOUT TO DO WHAT I THINK HE IS GOING TO DO! HE IS GOING TO BREAK A GODDAMN HIP!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOMEHOW ON ONE LEG MR. DEDEDE HAS STEADIED HIMSELF ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS ABOUT TO DO AND I’M ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY TERRIFIED! THIS MAN SHOULD NOT BE UP THERE!!!!
(Mr. DEDEDE takes one look behind him and sees his longtime rival, Xavier Williams, sitting up. The slightest hint of a smirk crosses his face as he closes his eyes and throws himself off the top of the cage!)
Deadprez: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO FUCKING WAY! NORTHSTAR! NORTHSTAR! SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING WAR GAMES CAGE! IT ABSOLUTELY FLATTENS XAVIER WILLIAMS AND MR. DEDEDE ROLLS OFF XAV, CLUTCHING AT HIS KNEE! HE GOT ALMOST ALL OF THAT MOVE, BUT HIS LEFT KNEE SMACKED THE MAT! IMPACT AND SERENA BOTH LOOK A LITTLE SHOCKED AT THE RISK MR. DEDEDE JUST TOOK FOR THEIR TEAM IN ORDER FOR THEM TO WIN WAR GAMES!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: (off-mic) PIN HIM!
Persephone: SERENA DOESN’T HAVE TO BE TOLD TWICE! SHE THROWS HER WOUNDED BODY OVER XAVIER AND IMPACT THROWS THE REFEREE DOWN BESIDE THEM!!!!
(The referee sees the pin and he begins to count the first pinfall of the match!)
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(The only pinfall of the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… YOUR 2020 WAR GAMES WINNERS… MR. DEDEDE… IMPACT… AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… SERENA BENNETT! TEAM DYNASTY!!!!
(“We Major” by Kanye West, Nas begins to blast across the PA system inside the stadium. The crowd is shocked and awed by what they have just seen, and Serena almost can’t believe it herself. Impact has went to check on his tag team partner, and the groggy referee raises Serena’s hand. She has yet to get to her feet, taking in the moment, and realizing that she just got the win she set out to get last season, but didn’t. Her redemption angle seemingly complete, and the book on her past in EAW closed… for now.)
(Darcy and Malcolm are sitting up, both of them with looks of disgust on their respective faces. Drake is attempting to talk to both of them but neither one wants to hear it.They had the match won. Justin Windgate was done and Malcolm had him pinned. The win the three of them wanted and deserved was taken from them because of their teammate, who’s agenda might not be as selfless as it seems.)
(Jack Ripley is up and he looks frustrated. This whole week he poured his heart into this match, his second straight free-per-view main event, and he came up short. He did what he could. He tried his best, but once again, it just didn’t work out for him. The cage is open and he doesn’t bother to look at either of his teammates. Jack simply limps from the cage and makes his way to the back.)
(It’s a bitter ending for Justin, in his first ever main event, and it wasn’t the performance he expected from himself. Disappointment is written on his face, and he looks up at Team Dynasty, who are all now standing. He shakes his head and stares up at the night sky, understanding that he is going to have to go back to the drawing board.)
(And for Xavier Williams, it’s the end of his streak, the run he’s been on since his return. Once again he fell to his rival, the man who had tormented him in the past, and the man who did so once again tonight. Despite the fact he was in the match the longest without a partner or team, he couldn’t overcome the odds. There will be a lot to process once he wakes up and realizes what’s gone down.)
Deadprez: Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes words aren’t needed to describe what you’re seeing. I think the reactions of everyone tell the whole story.
Jake Mercer: Indeed, Deadprez. War Games is everything we thought it would be and then some. Mr. DEDEDE once again defied time and gave his team the best possible chance it had for victory.
Persephone: I’m just glad this shit is over. Fuck this show and fuck SOSA Henderson too.
(As Mr. DEDEDE, Impact, and Serena celebrate, red fireworks begin popping off behind them. It’s indeed a beautiful backdrop for a stunning victory for the three of them. The Liquid Swordz and Serena Bennett… 2020 War Games winners.)
Deadprez: For Persephone and Jake Mercer, and all the rest of our broadcast colleagues, I’m Deadprez. Goodnight.
(A final shot is taken of the winners and Territorial Invasion fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
