(EAW intro plays…)
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Narrator: In the beginning… there was a spark.
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Narrator: A gust of lightning, bright enough to be blinding.
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Narrator: And then…
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Narrator: The tension had blown over, in huge proportions.
(Suddenly, on the titantron, yellow clouds that look visually similar to the Shock Value graphics would fade across the screen. The camera pans through the Earth’s history, more specifically, it’s history of war. Lightning would zap at every freeze frame, before a new and loud bang would signify the end of each war.)
Narrator: That is shock value. Tension colliding, like lightning does the Earth’s atmosphere, provoking nothing more than disgust, anger, fear… among other emotions.
(The graphic would then continue, as we watch the fall of Rome occur in just a few frames. **ZAP!** **ZAP!** **BANG!** The theme continues. Next the first and second World War. **ZAP!** **ZAP!** **BANG!**)
Narrator: Conflict, bashing heads against one another, resulting in mass hysteria.
(The graphic would then fade to complete darkness, zero sounds, isolation.)
Narrator: But then it ends, leaving nothing but a scar to show for it.
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Narrator: Then it repeats all over again.
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Narrator: Like a cycle.
(**ZAP!**)
Narrator: And here we are yet again.
(As the zaps of yellow lightning continue, it would slowly begin to form a silhouette, that of which being Hikari Kanno – made out of pure electricity. That electricity would soon begin to clash heads with red lightning, like it was magnetized. That red lightning would shortly begin to form into the image of Mr. DEDEDE. On screen, the two silhouettes stand, lightning bouncing off one another, taking jabs, meeting in the middle. The screen would slowly get brighter, warmer, as it continues to collide, until eventually…)
(**BANG!**)
(The electric silhuettes would flash into darkness, literal nothingness on screen. Nothing but a spark. The spark would linger, until moments later, it began again. It would zap, before two more silhouettes began to form on screen…)
(A few moments later, we see none other than Drake King’s silhouette fade in through the yellow electricity, shining bright on the left side of the screen. Opposing him, in the red electricity, we see Xander Payne – the two of them once again colliding. The tension between the silhouettes perfectly reflecting their genuine feelings toward one another, one way or another. Their silhouettes would slowly come closer together, before exploding, much like the previous.)
Narrator: These are simply two examples of conflict, restraining that same format. That is what conflict truly is. A spark of lightning, colliding with another, heading on a collision course toward devastating, with the winner having the scars to prove their superiority. This may be hard to accept. This may be hard to believe. But it is a practice that is deep rooted in our nature, one that spawns back to the dawn of time. And now? It lies on your television. In view of your very own eyes. For your own entertainment…
(Two sparks of lightning would once again form. The silhouettes of Ms. Extreme and Diamond Cage making themselves present, before clashing like the ones before.)
Narrator: And now, it begs the question…
(Moments later, we would see the silhouettes of Cleopatra and Kendra Shamez form on screen, before they too settle their conflict in an explosion.)
Narrator: Are you ready?
(Following, we see Minerva and Adam Lucas, and their conflict follows the same path the others also did.)
Narrator: Are you ready for war to be viewed in front of your very own eyes? In your very own seat?
(Next, Kirk Redwood and Shane Gates would clash against the team of Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews.)
Narrator: Because here, in The Dome at America’s Center…
(The silhouettes of Jay Jerry Johnson, ARIA and Alex Myers all appear on screen, forming a triangle. Eventually, they would ram into one another.)
Narrator: Live from St. Louis Missouri.
(Later, the silhouettes of Miku Sakai and Becca Black would flash on screen, the tension almost causing their silhouettes to shake.)
Narrator: We lay witness to a war that pans across two nights…
(Madison Kaline and Mary S. Atlas soon form from the spark, before charging at each other with immense speed.)
Narrator: Conflict will settle, with a spark of light…
(Jake Smith and Jacob Senn then appear, conflict and tension as old as time, finally colliding soon later.)
Narrator: A power struggle…
(Next up, the EAW National Elite Championship would form, followed by Donovan Duke and Lucas Johnson, butting heads together.)
Narrator: But only one will stand tall.
(Finally, with the sparks and tension zapping at the highest frequency they had been all night, the EAW World Championship appears in the very center of the screen. Following suit, we see Ryan Wilson blast out of it. Then, soon later, we see Chris Elite. Finally, Myles makes his presence heard, as all three are seen staring at one another.)
Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen…
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Narrator: EAW presents…
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Narrator: SHOCK VALUE!
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(The silhouettes of all three competitors explode just like the rest, only this time it doesn’t fade to absolute darkness. Instead, we go back to the yellow clouds. Almost as if it was in reverse, the result of every war and conflict would go from solved, to unfinished, with the camera panning in the complete opposite direction of what it was going in minutes prior. Upon reaching the moment it had began, the electricity would show the EAW logo, before fading to the sponsor of the show – Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness – only to, finally, settle on the Shock Value logo itself – yellow and red sparks forming from it, just like the silhouettes had been colored moments before, almost as if the show’s design itself was conflicting, sparking off one another. The logo would soon begin to rest, settled in the front and center for the whole audience to see. Said audience would be heard cheering in the background..)
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James Peters: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WELCOME TO SHOCK VALUE! I am James Peters and joining me like always are my broadcast partners, Rich Russillo and Persephone!
Rich Russillo: Tonight promises to be absolutely HUGE as Voltage looks to put on its first two-night marquee event in four years! I absolutely can not wait to see how these matches play out and we aren’t going to waste any time tonight!
Persephone: I wish Rex were here.
(The first match graphic of the night flashes across the screen.)
Bella Braxton: The following is your opening contest! AND IT IS AN ELECTRIC WEAPONS MATCH!!!
( An ear-deafening pop roars throughout The Dome to the announcement of the first match of the evening. “Throne” by Saint Mesa begins to play. The crowd volume amplifies even more to the sighting of Ms. Extreme walking through the curtains and onto the entranceway. Ms. Extreme sports a bright smile on her face, looking ready more than ever for the war trenches she is about to step out of. She stands on the stage to momentarily bask in the atmosphere before moseying down the ramp towards the squared circle. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Calabasas, California, weighing in at 140 pounds… SHE IS “THE RED QUEEN,” MS. EXTREME!!
Rich Russillo: What a better way to kick off one out of two of the electrifying nights than to see the anticipated return of Cage in a hardcore stipulation against the the baddest bitch on the block! Ms. Extreme has been waiting years for this opportunity to beat the Hall Of Famer in his natural habitat and tonight may be the night. The week after losing the EAW Universal Women’s Championship at King of Elite, the world was buzzing on what the future will entail for “The Chameleon.” She made it clear that she has no intentions to rest on our laurels after losing her world championship and did what many wouldn’t have the balls to do; challenge one of the most brutal hardcore figures in all of Elite Answers Wrestling history, Cage!
( Ms. Extreme gets off the ramp and smiles at the various weaponry scattered around the ringside. She climbs onto the barricade and spreads her arms to rouse up St Louis. )
Persephone: You know what really doesn’t make sense at all? Ms. Extreme is still recovering from the concussion she sustained from the Atomic Blonde avalanche inverted frankensteiner at King Of Elite, and she thought it would be frugal for her physical health to challenge Cage to a match at Shock Value. How does that make fucking sense? Not only did she get a concussion, but she lost 75% of her brain cells if she truly thinks that she made a smart decision. Ms. Extreme is walking a tightrope right now. She is on very thin ice. Hopefully, we may see the end of Ms. Extreme’s career which is fine by me. Cage is the last person she should have asked and she is going to learn that she made the biggest mistake of her career when every one of her limbs is ripped apart.
( Ms. Extreme leans against the second rope and further riles up the electric crowd. She gently steps off the second rope and stands stoically in the center of the squared circle. Extreme smirks and signals for Cage to “hurry up and get his ass out here.” Both competitors have had no love lost for each other this week and their impatience are just seconds away from imploding onto each other. )
( “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana blasts through the speakers. It is immediately accompanied with an ear-deafening pop as they anticipate for Cage to roll out onto the entranceway. However, it remains empty until the camera notices the section 100 fans turning their heads around and cheering even louder. A spotlight shines onto the section with Cage standing at the top of the staircase amongst fans. He waves around a special reinforced steel cattle prod with electric fence wire wrapped around it before pointing it down towards Ms. Extreme at the ring.
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds…. HE IS CAGE!!!
James Peters: Cage has chosen to make his entrance through the crowd! The crowd is going berserk being so close to him and Cage quickly makes his way down the staircase so he can get this match started. Cage has warned Camille countless times that she has no idea what kind of fight she is getting into. He has cautioned her with the statement that he will not hold back from beating the living shit tonight at Shock Value, and seeing what we have heard from this week. He may not be kidding!
Persephone: I hope he kills her.
Rich Russillo: Like Persephone and many others, they are questioning and doubting Ms. Extreme’s chances of defeating Cage at his own games, but you have to remember what is in Camille’s name. SHE IS MS EXTREME!! She doesn’t use that name for no reason! She believes she epitomizes hardcore wrestling. She has called herself the face of extreme wrestling many times, but in order for that to be one-hundred percent true, she needs to beat the man who is most famous for that, and he has just jumped the barricade looking for a fight.
( Cage looks around at the several electric weapons around the ring as he starts walking around the ring. He raises his reinforced cattle prod before stepping up the steel steps and walking through the ropes right into the face of Ms. Extreme. The referee separates them before giving them a couple of seconds to marinate. She rings the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: The bell has rung meaning the first match of Shock Value weeken-
Persephone: CAGE GOES FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AS CAMILLE CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK RIGHT TO THE JAW! CAMILLE DOES NOT WAIT AROUND TO GET THE FIRST SHOT IN AS SHE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND FOLLOWS CAGE AT RINGSIDE!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! BEFORE SHE KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND IRISH WHIPS CAGE INTO THE CORNER BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: CAGE GOES CRASHING INTO THE CORNER BARRICADE! Ms. Extreme is shooting right from the hip from the get-go! She picks up speed and sprints ahead towards Cage! Cage leans down and sends Extreme over the corner barricade with a back body drop reversal! Another camera angle sees Extreme enduring an ugly collision onto the concrete floor directly in the line of sight of the front row members! Cage seems to be a bit rattled, but more pissed off from the way Camille decided to begin this Electric Weapons match! Camille tried to jump the gun and you can see the way Cage held onto his jaw; the kick did everything it was supposed to do!
James Peters: Cage gets back up to his feet and chooses to wander closer towards the corner barrica- MS. EXTREME LEAPS ONTO THE BARRICADE!! AND LEVELS THE HALL OF FAMER WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH OFF THE BARRICADE FROM OUT OF THE BLUE!! There is the athleticism that Cage needs to watch out for! Ms. Extreme not only possesses a barbaric side of her, but she is easily able to bring out the acrobatic out of her! Ms. Extreme was waiting and picking for her moment and now she has the advantage in this match! She picks up Cage and leans him against the apron! AND SHE DROPS FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW!
Rich Russillo: YIKES! The Chameleon is not holding back on these strikes as she connects with another NASTY forearm smash to the side of the head! She proceeds to thrust Cage into the apron before pulling him and hoisting him up into a back suplex! CAGE BLOCKS IT BY DIRECTING SHOULDERS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! Cage goes around the waist and looks for a release German suplex onto the ringside floor! Camille stops him from employing the suplex with elbows straight to the face! Cage sucks them up, ducks the last elbow and knees her midsection! AND STICKS ANOTHER KNEE INTO HER CHEST! You could see the air driven out of Camille as Cage now turns her around and hoists him up into a back suplex!
Persephone: AND CAGE DROPS HER DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF THE APRON WITH A LIFTING RELEASE BACK SUPLEX TOSS OF THE SORTS!! AND LOOK AT THIS!! CAGE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS UP WITH A BASEMENT CLOTHESLINE ON THE APRON THAT ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATES THE REPTILE!! EXTREME GETS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION ON THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: Cage absolutely ripped right through her skull with that low-angled lariat on the apron! We need a replay angle for how vicious that was as Cage now pulls her off the apron and gets a front facelock. Cage employs multiple knee strikes to the midsection before hooking over the arm and dropping her face down onto the barricade with a suplex release gourdbuster! Ms. Extreme is hung face down onto the barricade as CAGE ADMINISTERS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE JAW!! This is before he takes a couple of steps back and runs! AND HE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE DEFENSELESS EXTREM-
James Peters: CAMILLE BACK AWAY FROM THE BARRICADE IN THE NICK OF TIME!! AND CAGE TRIES TO CORRECT HIS MISTAKE, BUT HE REELS BACK IN RIGHT INTO THE DIRECTION OF A BARRICADE ASSISTED GAMENGIRI KICK! Camille hit him right on the button with the kick as he dazed him! AND SHE MAKES ANOTHER VISIT TO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!! AND LOOKS TO FLATTEN THE HALL OF FAMER ON HIS WAY DOW-
Persephone: WHAT THE!?
James Peters: CAGE KICKS CAMILLE OFF THE BARRICADE!! AND MS. EXTREME GOES FLYING INTO THE CROWD!! I THINK SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN DOWN SOME FRONT ROW CROWD MEMBERS WITH HER AS CAGE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT HIS SURROUNDINGS AT ALL!! THE CROWD CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS CAGE NOW SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING TO GET HIS REINFORCED CATTLE PROD! Ms. Extreme is a bit taken aback from the way she collided into several crowd members while Cage exits back out of the ring and climbs onto the barricade.
Rich Russillo: Cage is standing on the apron, beating his chest and spreading his arms while Ms. Extreme is trying to recollect her thoughts down below! This is the ultimate humiliation as Cage continues to brandish the reinforced cattle prod and looks to be wanting to jump off with it and smash it into Extreme’s head! He is just waiting for the prime moment here and this may spell the end of this match already! CAGE SPITS DOWN AND LOOKS TO JUMP DOWN ONTO EXTREME!!
Persephone: OH!! MS. EXTREME THROWS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CAGE!! CAGE IS STUNNED ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE AS EXTREME NOW SETS UP A STEEL CHAIR QUICKLY DOWN BELOW!! SHE TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK AND RUNS THROUGH THE CROWD!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME JUMPS ONTO A FAN’S STEEL CHAIR AND USES IT TO TRAMPOLINE HERSELF ONTO CAGE!! AND SHE SENDS CAGE CRASHING ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON OFF THE BARRICADE WITH A SENSATIONAL HURRICANRANA!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! DID YOU SEE THE DISTANCE THAT CAGE WENT OFF THE BARRICADE!!! CAGE DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AS HIS BACK MAY HAVE BEEN BROKING CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING FROM THE BARRICADE!! JESUS!
Rich Russillo: This is unbelievable at this point! Extreme is not afraid of putting her body on the line! Extreme gets back up to her feet whereas Cage continues to nurse his lower back. The way he unexpectedly went tailbone first onto the edge of the apron must have hurt really bad! Extreme brings him up to his feet and slams him face first into the ringpost! Extreme strikes with another forearm smash before grabbing his arm and throwing him shoulder first into the steel steps! Extreme has been very cold and calculated thus far! She looks around for weapons and picks up the one that Cage personally brought into this match!
( Extreme picks up the reinforced steel barbed wire cattle prod. )
James Peters: UH-OH!! Cage is oblivious as EXTREME NOW COMES FROM BEHIND!! AND SMASHES THE BARBED WIRE PROD RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF CAGE!! CAGE LETS OUT A HUGE PAINFUL SCREAM AS EXTREME BRINGS IT BACK UP AND BRINGS IT DOWN ONTO THE LOWER BACK OF CAGE!! THE LOWER BACK HAS SUSTAINED MAJOR DAMAGE FROM THAT HURRICANRANA AND EXTREME MAY HAVE FOUND A PART OF CAGE TO EXPLOIT!! AND NOW EXTREME RUBS THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE LOWER BACK BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO THE SAME AREA! AND SHE IS SLAMMING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! WHEN IS SHE GOING TO SHOCK HIM!! EXTREME IS JUST FOCUSING ON HIS LOWER BACK AT THIS POINT!
Persephone: Wait? Why is Extreme having difficulty pulling the barbed wire cattle prod off Cage?
( The camera goes around Cage and reveals Extreme trying to pull the barbed wire off Cage, only for Extreme to realize that it is embedded inside Cage’s skin. )
Rich Russillo: THE BARBED WIRE IS STUCK TO CAGE’S LOWER BACK SKIN!!! CAGE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS EXTREME IS JUST SMILING AT WHAT SHE IS SEEING!! HE IS TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF HER, BUT EXTREME PUTS HER FOOT ON THIS BACK!! AND USES IT FOR MOMENTUM TO PULL THE BARBED WIRE OFF OF HIM!!
( A chunk of flesh is ripped off Cage’s lower back. )
Persephone: YES!! RIP OUT MORE OF HIS FLESH!!
Rich Russillo: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! CAGE SCREAMS EVEN MORE AS EXTREME MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY RIPPED OUT FLESH FROM HIS LOWER BACK!! SHE LOOKS BACK AND SARCASTICALLY ACTS LIKE SHE IS SURPRISED!! SHE THEN PROCEEDS TO KICK THE FLESH AWAY LIKE IT IS SOME TRASH BEFORE SHE POINTS THE POINT OF THE CATTLE PROD INTO THE EXPOSED FLESH OF CAGE!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!
( Ms. Extreme turns on the cattle prod and electrocutes directly into the exposed flesh. )
James Peters: HOLY SHIT!! WHAT AM I SEEING HERE!?! EXTREME IS LITERALLY TRYING TO DESTROY CAGE AS SHE LITERALLY SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGHOUT HIS ENTIRE TORSO!! EXTREME SLANGS THE CATTLE PROD ONCE MORE INTO HIS BACK BEFORE CHUCKING IT AWAY! Cage is in existential pain right now and Extreme is beating her at her own game! Extreme grabs Cage from behind and throws him into the ring! AND SHE CLIMBS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE POTENTIALLY TO FINISH THE BUSINESS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: Extreme looks to pay homage to Cameron Ella Ava with the top rope stunner! AND SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO CONNECT WITH GLASS CEILING!! BUT CAGE COUNTERS IT INTO A REVERSE FRONT FACELOCK!! AND HE HOISTS HER UP INTO A REVERSE SUPLEX SPUN INTO A SIT-OUT GOURDBUSTER!! Cage still has the wherewithal to counter that move as any normal human being would have given up right then and there! BUT WE KNOW THAT CAGE IS NO NORMAL HUMAN BEING!! HE IS A DAMN PSYCHO!! HE IS THE ONE OF THE FACES OF HARDCORE WRESTLING AND THAT BOTHERS MS. EXTREME! AND NOW CAGE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE INVERTED NECKBREAKER SLAM!! OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! Look at Cage’s face! Beyond all of the pain, I think Ms. Extreme has unlocked a new side of aggression for the Hall Of Famer! Cage emerges to his feet and waits for Extreme to get up! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! AND EXTREME GETS UP TO GET FLOORED WITH ANOTHER RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!!! AND NOW CAGE GOES AROUND THE WAIST!! AND HE HOISTS HER UP!! AND TOSSES HER THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH A MIGHTY RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX THAT DROPS HER DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HER NECK!! EXTREME IS FOLDED OVER LIKE AN ACCORDION AS CAGE IS NOT DONE YET!
James Peters: Cage walks towards her and wraps his arms around her waist! AND SHOT PUTS HER ACROSS THE RING WITH YET ANOTHER DEVASTATING GERMAN SUPLEX!! AND CAGE NOW HOISTS HER UP INTO AN ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER RACK!! WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE!! A BURNING HAMMER PERHAPS!! NO!! EXTREME FLIPS OFF HIS ARMS AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! CAGE DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AS EXTREME NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! BUT CAGE FOLLOWERS AND SENDS HER TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Persephone: CAGE NOW RUNS THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO TAKE IT AERIAL WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!! BUT EXTREME JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AND INTERCEPTS THE SUICIDE DIVE WITH A STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE!! CAGE IS HUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE AS EXTREME NOW CLIMBS THE APRON AND STEPS UP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!! I BELIEVE EXTREME IS AIMING TO GO FOR THE A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE SECOND ROPE HERE!
Rich Russillo: CAGE WIGGLES OUT OF THE ROPES AND THROWS THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION OFF HER BALANCE!! EXTREME IS NOW DANGLING FROM THE SECOND ROPE AND CAGE CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK THROUGH THE ROPES!! CAMILLE IS CLINGING ONTO DEAR LIFE ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH ONE HAND AS CAGE NOW CLIMBS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT IS THE EDGECRUSHER THINKING HERE?!?!
CAGE LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND DESCENDS ONTO THE APRON BELOW!!
Persephone: AND CAGE CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW DROP ONTO THE ROPE-HUNG EXTREME THAT SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING BELOW!! CAGE ISN’T DONE YET AS HE PICKS HER BACK UP!! AND SHE THRUSTS HER INTO THE BARRICADE BEFORE PULLING HER TOWARDS!! SHE MANHANDLES THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND CHUCKS HER INTO THE RINGPOST WITH A RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! HAHA!! THIS IS PEAK VIOLENCE RIGHT HERE!! JUST GET HER INTO THE RING AND PIN HER YOU BALDING FREAK!
James Peters: Cage has no intentions to bring her into the ring for a pin because you know he has to do more than what he has already done! Cage looks around ringside and takes off a rag off a new weapon! THE CROWD POPS AS HE WIELDS A REINFORCED ELECTRIC FLY SWATTER!! CAGE ALMOST LICKS THE DAMN THING WITH HOW MUCH HE LIKES IT!! CAGE TURNS AROUND AND EXTREME CONNECTS WITH A HUGE KICK TO THE JAW!! THE SAME KICK THAT STARTED THIS MATCH STUNS CAGE AS HE FALTERS TO ONE KNEE!! EXTREME SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND NOW RUNS THE ROPES!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SHE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR A TOPE CON HILO!! BUT CAGE REVERSES IT AND SMASHES THE REINFORCED FLY SWATTER ONTO HER FACE ON HER WAY DOWN! EXTREME SHAKES HER HEAD IN PAIN AS THE CAMERA PICKS UP SMALL BURN MARKS ALL OVER HER FACE!! CAGE LIMPS TOWARDS EXTREME AND BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING!! Extreme continues to cover her face in pain before Cage’s interest is shown towards a long weapon across from him at ringside!
( While Extreme recovers from the fly swatter to the face, Cage walks towards a table where a long weapon is hidden. He pulls away the cloth and he is shocked by what he has just revealed.)
Rich Russillo: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!? WHAT IS THAT!?!? IS THAT REALLY WHAT I THINK IT IS!!
( Cage slides into the ring with the weapon and stalks her from behind. He presses in the handle as a famous laser sound can be heard… Extreme notices it and slowly turns her head around. )
Persephone: YES! SLICE HER IN HALF WITH IT!!
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Rich Russillo: THAT MAN HAS A LIGHTSABER!! EXTREME IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BE SLICED IN HALF!! EXTREME TURNS AROUND AND CAGE IMMEDIATELY TRIES TO SWING THE LIGHTSABER AT HIM!! EXTREME JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE ROLLS FORWARD TO AVOID ANOTHER ATTEMPT!! CAGE ALMOST STRIKES HER WITH THE LIGHTSABER, BUT EXTREME GOES UNDER HIS LEGS AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND SHE BACKS UP TO THE ROPES! Cage is swaying side to side and Extreme rebounds off the ropes! AND CAGE DRIVES THE LIGHTSABER THROUGH HER CHEST!!
Persephone: DAMNIT!! IT DIDN’T CONNECT AS EXTREME RUNS TO THE SIDE AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! CAGE CATCHES HER LEG AND DRIVES THE LIGHTSABER DOWN ONTO HER FOOT!!! EXTREME LETS OUT A HUGE SCREAM OF PAIN BEFORE SHE IS ABLE TO ESCAPE THE PAIN WITH A HEADBUTT!! EXTREME TRIES TO ABSORB AS MUCH PAIN AS SHE CAN AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!!
James Peters: EXTREME GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND CONNECTS WITH AN INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! CAGE GETS DROPPED ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND HE LETS GO OF THE LIGHTSABER!! AND EXTREME NOW CATCHES IT AND TURNS IT BACK ON!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING NOW!! Extreme holds the lightsaber and just subtly rubs it into that exposed flesh! BEFORE SHE PUTS THE SABER IN FRONT OF HIS FACE AND JUST SLIGHTLY BRINGS IT IN FRONT OF HIS FOREHEAD AND BEGINS TO SEEP IT INTO HIS FLESH!
Rich Russillo: CAGE IS SCREAMING, BUT HE EVENTUALLY GETS HER AWAY WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE!! EXTREME IS STAGGERED AS SHE TRIES TO RETALIATE!! BUT CAGE EXPLODES ONTO HER WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! NO!! EXTREME SHRUGS HIM AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW!! CAGE REELS AND REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! ROPE-HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT FROM THE SECOND ROPE!! NO!! EXTREME HAD IT SCOUTED AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING SHOOT KICK TO THE JAW!!
Persephone: CAGE ISN’T GOING DOWN AS HE REELS INTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND HE REBOUNDS OFF IT!! AND TURNS EXTREME INSIDE OUT WITH THE LUNATIC LARIAT!! CAGE JUST RIPPED RIGHT THROUGH THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION WITH THE LARIAT AS HE QUICKLY MAKES HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE GRABS A WEAPON POSITIONED UNDER THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! CAGE INTRODUCES A NEW WEAPON INTO THE FOLD!
( Cage holds a 4ft long electrocuted cable whip in his hand and whips it against Ms. Extreme back. )
Rich Russillo: AND NOW AFTER BEING DISRESPECTED FOR WEEKS ON END, HE LETS OUT OF ANGER AND FRUSTRATION ONTO MS. EXTREME WITH EVERY WHIP OF THE ELECTRIC CABLE!! HE JUST ADMINISTERS IT TO THE BACK OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION CONSECUTIVELY OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! HE DOES ONE MORE HUGE WHIP BEFORE SCREAMING AT HER!! HE POINTS AT HIMSELF AND SAYS HE IS THE FACE OF HARDCORE WRESTLING AND AIMESIT RIGHT TOWARDS HER HEAD!! THIS MAY END THE MATCH HERE!!
CAGE WHIPS THE CABLE RIGHT AT HER HEAD!
James Peters: EXTREME HOOKS HIS LEFT LEG WITH A LEG SCISSORS AND ROLLS HIM RIGHT INTO THE MODIFIED STF!! THE AVA LOCK IN CINCHED IN!! THE CHAMELEON HAS HER SIGNATURE SUBMISSION HOLD APPLIED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS CAGE IS DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO GRAB ONTO!! WILL MS. EXTREME WIN THIS MATCH WITH A SUBMISSION!! THERE IS NO WAY!
Rich Russillo: CAGE IS TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF THE ELECTRIC WHIP!! BUT EXTREME GRABS IT FIRST AND ATTEMPTS TO WRAP IT AROUND HIS HEAD!! BEFORE SHE COULD, CAGE GOES UNDER HER SHOULDERS AND TURNS THE TIDE ONTO CAMILLE!! CAGE IS NOW MOUNTED ON TOP AND STARTS RAINING DOWN A GROUND AND POUND OFFENSE ONTO EXTREME!! HE IS NOT REFRAINING FROM PUMMELED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF EXTREME AS HE JUST PUNCHES HER HEAD IN WITH BLOW AFTER BLOW!! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!! SOMEONE STOP THIS MATCH!! EXTREME’S FACE IS GOING TO BE UNRECOGNIZABLE AFTER THIS MATCH IS DONE AND OVER WITH!
James Peters: YOU CAN SEE BLOOD SPLATTER OUT OF EXTREME’S HEAD WITH EVERY PUNCH THAT CAGE DELIVERS!! AND NOW CAGE STANDS UP AND HOLDS HER BY BOTH HANDS!! AND LOOKS TO DELIVER THE IDIOT STOMPS!! BUT EXTREME GOES UNDER HIS LEGS AND TURNS IT INTO A PUMPHANDLE SLAM!! EXTREME WITH A DESPERATION PUMPHANDLE SLAM AS SHE NOW REELS INTO THE CORNER AND WAITS FOR CAGE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!
Persephone: EXTREME RUNS INTO CAGE AND MOVES UP HIS BODY WITH A YOSHI TONIC MOTION!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!! CODE RED!! NO!! CAGE USES HIS REMAINING UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO FLIP EXTREME OVER!! EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET MIRACULOUSLY AND KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! TWIST OF FATE!! NO!! CAGE TURNS IT AROUND INTO THE DIAMOND CUTTER!! NO!! EXTREME WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW! NO!! CAGE CONNECTS WITH A BACKHAND SLAP!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND HE LOOKS TO FINISH HER OFF WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!!
James Peters: EXTREME WITH A HAYMAKER PUNCH FROM OUT OF LEFT FIELD!! EXTREME USUALLY DOESN’T USE HER FISTS BUT SHE IS DESPERATE AT THIS POINT!! EXTREME HOLDS ONTO HIS HAND AND PULLS HIM IN!! CAGE GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND SPINS HIM AROUND FOR THE RIPCORD!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE BITCH SLAP!! THE BITCHMAKER CONNECTS AS CAGE JUST SMILES RIGHT IN HER FACE!! EXTREME IS STUNNED, BUT SHE IS ABLE TO LOOK UP AND SMILE BACK!! THIS IS FUCKED!
Persephone: CAGE GOES FOR A PUNCH, BUT EXTREME SHOCKS HIM WITH A BITCH SLAP OF HIS OWN!! EXTREME THEN SPITS BLOOD RIGHT IN HIS FACE RIGHT AFTER AS THIS IS MERELY PISSING OFF CAGE!! EXTREME WANTS THAT HARDCORE CROWN AND SHE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR IT!
James Peters: CAGE WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! AND HE WILLIINGLY INVITES EXTREME TO RETURN THE FAVOR!! EXTREME ACCEPTS AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH OF HER OWN!! FOREARM SMASH FROM CAGE!! FOREARM SMASH FROM EXTREME!! FOREARM!! ANOTHER FOREARM!! ANOTHER FOREARM!! BOTH ARE IN A COMPETITIVE SHOOT FIGHT HERE AS CAGE ALMOST FALLS TO THE GROUND FROM A FOREARM BUT MAINTAINS HIS BALANCE!! EXTREME GOES FOR A FINISHING FOREARM SMASH BUT CAGE CONNECTS WITH A BACKHAND!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! FOLLOWED UP BY A DISCUS LARIAT THAT GETS HER SPIRALING OVER ONTO THE GROUND! DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL IS COMPLETED!
Persephone: CAGE SUCCESSFULLY LEVELS THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!! AND NOW CAGE RUNS INTO THE ROPES!! WHAT THE!?!? MS. EXTREME GETS AN ADRENALINE SPIKE AND ABSOLUTELY STEAMROLLS OVER CAGE WITH A LARIAT OF HER OWN!! EXTREME PAUSES ON SPAGHETTI LEGS BEFORE ABRUPTLY FALLING OVER ONTO CAGE AND GETTING THE ARM OVER HIM!! THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! I REPEAT THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: CAGE KICKS OUT!! AND EXTREME IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIS ARMS AND PUTS IT INTO THE RED-HANDED!! SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS ADMINISTERED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE!! CAN THIS BE THE DEMISE OF CAGE!! WILL IT END LIKE THIS!! CAN CAMILLE MAKE CAGE TAP OUT!!
James Peters: IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG FOR CAGE TO USE HIS STRENGTH TO DEADLIFT MS. EXTREME UP WITH ONE HAND!! AND DIGS HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE FOOT THAT HE STABBED THE LIGHTSABER IN EARLIER!! AND HE TURNS IT INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! USHIGOROSHI!! NO!! EXTREME ROLLS HIM UP WITH A LEG SCISSORS AND PUTS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO RED HANDED!! OH MY GOD!! ALL THAT EFFORT TO ESCAPE ONLY TO LEAD HIM BACK INTO WHERE HE BEGAN!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAGE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING AND ROLLS OVER!! HE IS ABLE TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR AND SITS RIGHT INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!! OH MY GOD!! RED-HANDED COUNTERED INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!! BUT EXTREME IS ABLE TO STRETCH HER BODY INWARDS AND THRUSTS CAGE ACROSS THE RING TO RELINQUISH THE SHARPSHOOTER!!
James Peters: BOTH ELITISTS GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! AND CAGE HITS FIRST WITH A HEADBUTT THAT KNOCKS EXTREME OUT!! BUT CAGE GRABS HER BEFORE SHE FELL AND HOLDS ONTO BOTH OF HER HANDS!! AND BEGINS TO RELEASE THE IDIOT STOMPS!!
Cage: (off-mic) IDIOT! IDIOT!! IDIOT!! IDIOT!! IDIOT!! IDIOT!!
Persephone: HE CALLS HER AN IDIOT EVERY TIME SHE STOMPS HER SKULL IN!! SHE IS TRULY AN IDIOT THINKING SHE COULD GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH A HARDCORE LEGEND LIKE CAGE AS CAGE NOW PULLS HER UP!! AND HE GOES AROUND HIS WAIST!!
James Peters: CAGE SPINS HER AROUND AND GOES FOR THE RIPCORD LARIAT!! **MURDER… DEATH…. KILL!!!**
Persephone: HUH!??!!
( Cage abruptly falls to his knees as he holds his ribs in pain. The pain in the exposed flesh stops him from able to muster the strength to connect with his finishing ripcord lariat. )
James Peters: OH NO!! CAGE ISN’T ABLE TO HIT THE FINISHING STRIKE!!! AND LOOK!! CAGE STILL HAS AHOLD OF HER HAND!! AND EXTREME USES THIS TO HER ADVANTAGE!! AND PULLS HIM IN!!
Rich Russillo: MURDER.. DEATH.. KILL FROM MS. EXTREME HERSELF!! THE RIPCORD LARIATOOOOOOO!!! THE IRONY OF THIS!! MS. EXTREME IS ABOUT TO WIN WITH CAGE’S OWN FINISHING MANEUVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: DING! DING! DING!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! CAGE REACHES HER SHOULDER UP INTO THE AIR AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! EXTREME RIPPING OUT FLESH FROM EARLIER NEARLY GOT HER THE VICTORY, BUT CAGE REMAINS ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! CAGE WILL NOT GO OUT FOR A FIGHT FOR SURE AND EXTREME KNOWS IT!! EXTREME IS A BIT IRRITATED, BUT SHE GETS UP TO HER FEET AND TAKES A HUGE BREATH!!
CAMILLE STANDS TALL RIGHT OVER CAGE AND SLIGHTLY HOLDS HIM UP BY BOTH WRISTS!!! AND SHE BEGINS STOMPING DOWN ONTO CAGE!!
Ms. Extreme: IDIOT!! IDIOT!! IDIOT!! IDIOT!!! IDIOT!! IDIOT!!
James Peters: WHAT A BETTER WAY TO PROVE YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR EXTREME COMPETITOR BY USING THEIR OWN MOVESET!! IT IS PURE IRONY AND PURE ENTERTAINMENT HERE! EXTREME RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH HER OWN IDIOT STOMPS BEFORE HITTING ONE MORE STOMP AND LETTING IT GO! Cage begins to choke on his own blood while Ms. Extreme happily wipes the blood off her face.
Rich Russillo: Extreme slides out of the ring and brings up the apron sheets! AND SHE INTRODUCES AN ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE TABLE INTO THE MIX!! She picks it up and slides it into the ring. Camille isn’t satisfied yet as she follows it up by bringing a 15 ft ladder into the mix!
( Cage secretly reaches under the bottom rope and stuffs an object into his back pocket. )
Persephone: Extreme inserts herself back into the equation and sets up both the ladder in one corner of the ring and the electric barbed wire table smack dab in the middle of the squared circle. She walks towards Cage and CAGE SPITS BLOOD RIGHT INTO HER EYES! Extreme is not phased as she grabs the blood and just licks around her mouth! EXTREME IS SADISTIC AS SHE NOW HOLDS ONT CAGE’S HAND!! AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD PUNT KICK!! A KICK TO THE JAW AND CAGE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!!
James Peters: Extreme pulls Cage up to his feet and leans him against the non electric part of the table! EXTREME WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW THAT FURTHERS BRINGS CAGE FURTHER INTO AN UNCONSCIOUS STATE!! Cage is out like a light as Extreme now begins to climb the ladder! We are about to see the end of Cage if Ms. Extreme is able to hit this here!?!?
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme sluggishly climbs rung by rung up the titan ladder! Cage has yet to move an inch as Extreme is on her way to proving her claims! Extreme warned Cage that he wouldn’t get what he would want and we are seconds from seeing it! Extreme turns directions and sits on the top of the ladder! She is now perched on top of the ladder as she spreads her arms! THE CROWD CHEERS HER ON AS EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA ARE LITERALLY STANDING ON HER FEET!! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KEEP THIS MIND THAT THIS IS THE OPENING MATCH!
Persephone: MS. EXTREME WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ON CAGE THROUGH THE ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!!!!!
**ZAP**
Rich Russillo: :comeagain:
James Peters: CAGE SHOOTS A STUN GUN FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER AT EXTREME!! EXTREME GETS ELECTROCUTED FROM OUTTA NOWHERE AS CAGE QUICKLY ASCENDS TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! EXTREME WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM SECURING THE VICTORY, BUT CAGE SUCKERED HER IN AND CAUGHT HER LACKING AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!
RIch Russillo: CAGE AND EXTREME ARE ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS HE HOOKS BOTH OF HER ARMS!! EXTREME IS UNCONSCIOUS FROM THE STUN GUN FROM SECONDS AGO AS CAGE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER FOR ADDED LEVERAGE!
Persephone: MERCY RULE!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!
James Peters: EXTREME COUNTERS THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT AT THE LAST SECOND!! AND TURNS IT INTO A CROSSBODY INTO THE ELECTRIC TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN AND THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE PIN!!
Persephone: WHO THE HELL HAS THE PIN IN THIS?!?! SHOW US THE RIGHT CAMERA ANGLE!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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( DING! DING! DING! )
Persephone: WHO WON!?!!?
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER………
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Bella Braxton: CAGE!!!!!!!
( The camera shows Cage’s arm miraculously placed over Ms. Extreme’s body as “Smells Like Teen Spirit reverberates throughout The Dome. The crowd cheers loudly in reaction to the finish as both Cage and Ms. Extreme are both knocked unconscious from the crash into the electrified barbed wire table. )
Rich Russillo: WHAT. AN. OPENER!! SERIOUSLY!! We knew that Cage and Ms. Extreme were going to tear each other and we got more than we got! These two literally took the extreme standards for this company to the next fucking level! Extreme set out to prove that she is the undisputed extreme face of wrestling, but Cage proves that he is just that better! Both competitors showed us exactly how brutal, how badass, how heartless they can really be in proving their point and that is just respectable!
James Peters: Cage may be walking out with a chunk of his body missing, somewhere left out at ringside with the victor, but Ms. Extreme proved a lot. She proved that she doesn’t intend to fade off the radar post-Universal Women Championship reign. She proved that she has bragging rights to being the face of hardcore wrestling. While Cage is leaving St Louis, Missouri with the well-earned victory, Ms. Extreme definitely up there. It is in her name for a reason! Cage came out looking to prove that he has still got it, and he hasn’t missed a step!
( Medical officials offer to help Cage up to his feet, but he pushes it away and gingerly gets up to his feet using the ropes. He leans against the ropes while Ms. Extreme painfully hoists her upper body into a seated position. Cage and Ms. Extreme share a moment of respect for each other as they give a mutual nod of respect. Cage painfully gets out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp. )
Persephone: That was an amazing match! It could have been better and could have ended quicker, but this was my dream right here! Ms. Extreme ripped flesh off of Cage’s body! Cage drove a lightsaber into her foot! We saw a legit shoot fight between the top extreme competitors here in Elite Answers Wrestling! This was a purely bloody match that isn’t for the faint hearted at all! They tore each other apart and they tore the roof off the building, and this is the first match of the show!
( Cage makes his goodbye on the stage before heading to the backstage area. The camera focuses on Ms. Extreme as “Smells Like Teen Spirit” goes silent. A wave of applause echoes throughout The Dome as Extreme sits in the center of the ring contemplating her future. St Louis are showing a sign of respect for Ms. Extreme’s efforts tonight. )
James Peters: Ms. Extreme demonstrated tonight why extreme is in her name. In case you forgot, this match should have reminded you that Camille will, and always be the baddest bitch on the block. She may have fallen short to Cage, but there is no doubt that she will go down in history as one of the most brutal elitists to ever step through those ropes and compete inside the Elite Answers Wrestling squared circle!
Rich Russillo: Camille did a majority of what she had set out to do, and let her performance be a warning to everyone in the locker! To the women who are aiming to get the championship she held a couple of months ago! To the men! Over on Dynasty! Over on Showdown! Even whoever may end up here with the fifteen anniversary of the company! Ms. Extreme is not someone to mess with. Don’t believe me? Look at what she just did to Cage. Mess with her and that is the energy you will receive back! She deserves the applause because what a performance!
( Ms. Extreme continues to receive a standing round of ovation as she slides out of the ring and limps up the ramp. She shows love to everyone as it fades elsewhere.. )
(Shock Value fades backstage, and the first thing the camera shows is Sofia Clarke, standing in front of the camera with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand. The crowd cheers for a bit, and Sofia waits for the crowd to quiet down before finally beginning to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome EAW Hall of Famer, Madison Kaline!
(The crowd gives a mixed reaction, as Madison Kaline’s return to the company has been very polarizing, and before long the Hall of Famer herself can be seen stepping into the camera’s view with a smirk on her face.)
Sofia Clarke: Madison, tonight you’re going to be facing Mary S. Atlas in a match called “Prods and Tasers Oh My!”. We’ve seen how things have heated up between the two of you in recent weeks and now you and Mary finally get to face off in a match that’s sure to settle the score. Do you have any final words before the big match?
Madison Kaline: Well just so we’re clear, this is only a big match for Mary. For her, this might just be the biggest match of her entire career. She gets to face a Hall of Famer, and someone as important to EAW’s history as myself. For her this is an important match, and one she’ll never forget about for the rest of her life. For me? This is just a regular night. Mary is not anything special, and there’s no point in pretending that she actually poses a threat to me. I’m above the likes of Mary S. Atlas, and I only ever gave her the time of day as an act of kindness, so don’t forget that I don’t need this. I could’ve went without competing and turned all of my attention towards Reckless Wiring where I end Andrea Valentine’s Championship reign, but instead I chose to entertain Mary. I chose to do charity work, so I guess if there’s anything I want to say before I destroy Mary S. Atlas, it’s that I deserve a “thank you”.
Madison Kaline: I gave Mary S. Atlas one of the biggest spotlights she’ll ever have in her career just by accepting her little challenge. I’m the reason Mary has a match tonight, and all of the recognition that Mary receives even in defeat will come because I chose to give her the time of day. I chose to face her at Shock Value when I very easily could have just ignored her little tantrums, so she should be thanking me. She should be thanking me for actually listening to a word she had to say. She should be thanking me for agreeing to face her. She should be thanking me for giving her the opportunity to finally compete in a major match, rather than waste away doing nothing with her career. Mary should be grateful. She should be grateful that I’d face someone so far below my level of talent in my first free-per-view match since returning to EAW.
Madison Kaline: I don’t need this match. I’m here to add to my legacy and become Universal Women’s Champion, and this match does nothing for me but provide a little warm up before Reckless Wiring. I’m just going to walk into that Prods and Tasers match, beat Mary S. Atlas and make her wish she never even challenged me, and leave. That’s all that’s going to happen here, and if Mary was smart she would have realized by now that she was digging her own grave challenging someone as talented as myself, knowing that compared to me, she’s nothing more than a.. Rookie…
(Madison’s voice trails off a bit as she looks behind Sofia Clarke. Sofia turns around, and the crowd immediately begins cheering as the two notice who interrupted Madison.)
Sofia Clarke: :lupe:
(The Hall of Famer who made her return just weeks before Shock Value, Cleopatra, walks into the camera’s view. Sofia takes a step back, and Cleopatra just walks right up to one of her former Queen’s Court partners. Cleopatra and Madison have a staredown, and the crowd immediately starts to quiet down as they can see just how tense it is, knowing that this is the first interaction these two have had in years, and that the Queen’s Court eventually would disband following Madison Kaline’s departure from EAW.)
Cleopatra: You had some gall to call me old earlier in the week.
(A smirk appears on Madison’s face.)
Madison Kaline: I wasn’t wrong though, was I?
Cleopatra: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m in the best shape of my entire life. I genuinely have never felt better, but that’s just the type of competitor I am. Allowing myself to fall behind is just not who I am, and I’m sure you know that. If there’s one thing about me that helped make me the legend I am today, it’s the fact that I’ve always pushed myself further, and did what I had to do in order to make sure I’m the best I could possibly be. I always get better, even this late in my career, and Kendra Shamez is going to learn that soon enough. I called her out because I wanted a match against her at Shock Value, and I was never going to allow myself to enter this match with anything less than my one hundred percent.
(Cleopatra smiles as she continues.)
Cleopatra: Believe it or not, it’s good to see you again. It’s been a while, and I still have very fond memories of the Queen’s Court. Things didn’t end too well, but we dominated Empire together as a team. It’s undeniable what we were able to accomplish when the Queen’s Court ruled over the division, but now I’m just looking forward to seeing you compete again. You’ve always been very talented, and so far your return to this company has served you well, so I’m looking forward to your match tonight. Mary S. Atlas is nothing if not feisty, so I’m very interested in seeing how your match against her goes. Good luck, Madison, I’ll be watching.
(Cleopatra prepares to take her leave, but Madison Kaline stops her.)
Madison Kaline: Good luck against Kendra Shamez.
(Cleopatra smiles and nods at Madison, before continuing to leave the area as she walks past her and Sofia. Madison Kaline has a grin of her own on her face, and after seeing Cleopatra leave, she begins to walk away in the other direction, leaving Sofia Clarke, who’s surprised at how things turned out. From there, Shock Value begins to fade out from the backstage area.)
(A commercial for Grand Rampage plays, where Drake King and Ronan Malosi discuss the event. Ronan is promptly escorted out of the building as he screams “GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!”)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team ELECTRIC FLOORZ MATCH!! And it is scheduled FOR!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Dark Fantasy’ by Kanye West plays over the sound system of the arena as Johnny Andrews, sides by Solomon Stane are making their way to the ring. Both of them are wearing black t-shirts with the words ‘The Golden Guns’ written on its center in a Golden font. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! At a combined weight of 464 pounds! Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews: THE GOLDEN GUNS!!!
Rich Russillo: Those two are looking focused, task-oriented they made their intentions clear but while they claim not to be bothered by the stipulation of tonight’s match they would be smart to keep in mind that leaving the ring will have shocking consequences! The juice pumped into the floor surrounding the ring is no joke!
James Peters: Those two are quickly rising through the ranks of the tag team division, if they manage to get through tonight and then beat The High Rollerz nothing would stop them from targeting The Haircare Kings next!
( ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’ by Code Orange hits through the sound system of The Dome at America’s Center as Shane Gates makes his way to the ring, the theme changes to ‘Bad Man’ by Blues Saraceno after Shane stops halfway down the ramp and Kirk Redwood walks through the curtain and meets with him. The two walk up to the ring side by side. )
Bella Braxton: ANNND THEIR OPPONENTS! At a combined weight of 423 pounds! The team of SHANE GATES AND KIRK REDWOOD!!!!
James Peters: The more they work together the better those two are getting. These two have so much potential as a duo!
Rich Russillo: We’ve seen such pairings before and it led to tag team gold! Is this what awaits this new team? They have been getting better and better with time. Who knows what the future holds for them if they keep working together the way they do!
Persephone: Meh, my Rex could beat them both with one hand tied behind his back.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
James Peters: And HERE WE GO!! This match is officially underway!! Both teams are looking at each other standing face to face in the center of the ring. Solomon Stane stays in position while Johnny Andrews backs away with an arrogant smile on his face and goes between the ropes to his corner. Shane Gates ends up doing the same but doesn’t look as arrogant however he looks ready to tear both his opponents a new one. Kirk goes for a clinch but Stane simply backs off to his corner waving no with a hand with a smile on his face before tagging in Andrews!
Persephone: Ah man if they play like that, this match will take forEVER!!
Rich Russillo: Redwood looks unphased as Andrews is extending a hand to Kirk who looks at him oddly, this is an unexpected display of showmanship by the team known as The Golden Guns. Kirk seems hesitant but he goes for the sh-JOHNNY JUST BITCH SLAPPED HIS OPPONENT!!!
James Peters: How is Kirk Redwood going to react to that strike! He whips the side of his face and goes to clinch with Johnny!
Persephone: Lame!!
James Peters: Both men try to get the better over the other and Kirk quickly manoeuvers to be behind Johnny trying for a German Suplex but it gets reversed into a snapmare by Andrews! Kirk goes to engage Johnny who swings Redwood down with a snapmare takedown! Kirk gets back up quickly as Johnny looks happy with himself. Andrews extends a hand again in sportsmanship with a mock Sorry look on his face. Redwood blinks again BUT SPITS AT JOHNNY’S FACE!! ANDREWS IS STUNNED FOR A SECOND WHICH IS AN OPENING REDWOOD DOESN’T MISS AS HE TAKES DOWN HIS OPPONENT AND BEGINS TO WAIL AT HIM WITH FISTS OF FURY!!
Rich Russillo: Andrews reverses the attack rolling and not being atop of Kirk throwing down elbows and punches as well before getting Redwood to his feet and whipping him into the ropes REDWOOD TAKES DOWN ANDREWS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! Down goes Johnny Andrews and Kirk keeps on the assault with a set of leg kicks as Johnny tries to retreat to a corner that isn’t his own! He gets up, Kirk throws a few body blows then a few chops!
Rich Russillo: KIRK THROWS A STIFF SLAP TO ANDREWS’ FACE!! Johnny throws back a knee as he thrust himself forward and breaks Kirk’s momentum! Rake to the eyes to Redwood who’s not temporarily blinded and a Johnny goes to make the tag to his partner Solomon Stane!
James Peters: Solomon goes to the ropes and Johnny moves to stand right next to Kirk. Solomon bounces off the ropes and hops over his partner LANDING A DROPKICK TO KIRK REDWOOD! Redwood is into the ropes and Solomon Stane is moving in for more offense! BUT REDWOOD BLOCKS A JAB WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! FOLLOWED BY A QUICK SNAP SUPLEX AND THEN A GERMAN SUPLEX! JUST LIKE THAT REDWOOD HAS TURNED THE TABLE AND STANE WHO BARELY GOT INSIDE THE RING IS SEEING STARS! He goes to tag his partner with whom he goes to Stane and both perform a perfectly executed snap suplex bringing more pain to Solomon’s back!
Rich Russillo: Gates is now in control of the match as he stares at Johnny Andrews who looks to be wanting to step. Shane throws some stiff punches to Solomon before taking down his opponent with a Japanese arm drag! He throws in a few elbow drops in rapid succession to Stane before picking him up and whips him into the ropes ending it WITH AN ATOMIC DROP! AND THEN A CLOTHESLINE AS STANE WAS HOLDING HIS GROIN! DOWN HE GOES! GATES WITH A COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: Andrews with the quicksave!
James Peters: Indeed he went with a kick to the back of Shane’s head to force a stoppage of the count the first of the match early on in this Electric Floorz tag team match here tonight at EAW’s Shock Value!
Persephone: You were a used car salesman in a previous life were you.
James Peters: I don’t believe in reincarnation.
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile inside the ring Gates is in control at the moment which seems to surprise Johnny Andrews from his apron position as Solomon is getting roughed up early on. Shane goes to his partner tagging him and then positioning Solomon in a back-breaker position. Redwood hops over the top ropes and leg drops Solomon down!
James Peters: More pressure was applied to the back of Solomon Stane which could be costly later on as this match progresses. Gates whips Stane into the ropes, shoulder blocking him down as he stares down at the man while Stane looks up to Gates and slowly backs to his corner which Gates seems to allow without doing anything. Shane is waiting for Andrews to step into the ring, Shane tries to go for a quick clothesline which is ducked by his opponent who throws an Oblique Kick stopping Shane who stumbles into the ropes the enemy corner.
Rich Russillo: Andrews quickly runs to Redwood suddenly moving into a hurricanrana position HOLDING HIM THERE WITH KIRK’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS ANKLES BEFORE FORCING REDWOOD INSIDE THE RING! Meanwhile, Stane is hitting Shane just as Andrews is making his way to them. Kirk tries to hit Stane but he gets taken into a backbreaker position! Stane tags himself in, leg dropping onto Kirk after hopping over the top rope! He quickly dashes to try and dropkick Shane off the apron and to the electrified floor but he misses! Shane moves and Solomon hangs onto the ropes hence risking falling on the floor BUT HE GETS PUNTED IN THE ARMS AND DOWN HE GOES!!!
BUZZ!!!!
James Peters: SOLOMON FALLS INTO THE ELECTRIC FLOOR!!!!
Persephone: HAHAHAHA!!! This is hilarious!
Rich Russillo: Solomon is hopping around trying to get off the floor as quickly as he can! That electric floor ain’t messing around! Imagine if the voltage was higher! Back inside the ring we see Redwood moving in on Andrews with a guillotine choke! Andrews had been surprised by the current on the floor and Redwood took advantage by attacking him! He follows it with a sleeper hold; is this how Kirk wants to end this match? By putting Johnny to sleep?
Persephone: He’ll put me to sleep and he ain’t even needing to put in the move on me! This match is boring!!
Rich Russillo: Redwood continues to apply the pressure while Johnny is flailing trying to get free of the maneuver and he is slowly fading! Is this how this match e-SOLOMON STANE WITH A RUNNING SENTON BREAKS THE MOVE AND SAVES HIS PARTNER!
Persephone: Stupid way to save his partner.
James Peters: It worked, didn’t it? Solomon is getting Kirk to his feet, throwing some punches BUT Kirk blocks one and throws in a headbutt that gets Stane reeling! Armdrag by Kirk on the illegal man FOLLOWED BY A CROSS ARMBREAKER!! KIRK IS SENDING A MESSAGE HERE and Andrews with a kick to the face of Redwood stops the delivery of the parcel!
Rich Russillo: They’ve got to admit, Redwood and Gates are giving a good level of opposition to the Golden Guns I think they were expecting! Seems to me like Andrews and Stane will have to step up their game if they want to be able to get the measure of their opponents tonight. And also stay away from the electric floor at least while the current is on.
James Peters: Redwood goes for the tag bringing Shane in, scoop slam by Kirk keeping Andrews down while Stane watches on holding his jaw from the opposite side of the ring. Gates throws in a few punches to the face of Andrews who seems to dare Shane to do worse! Whip into the ropes for Gates, Andrews against the ropes BUT is stopped dead by Shane with a boot to the midsection, FOLLOWED BY A FACEBREAKER DDT!!! That will hurt in the morning if Andrews even remembers anything! COVER BY SHANE GATES!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Welp!
Rich Russillo: Andrews managed to lift the shoulder up! Stane didn’t even budge an inch on his side, he must really by trusting his partner because that could’ve been the end of it right there. Gates hoists Johnny up, grabbing him by the face telling him to wake up before shoving him into the ropes! NO! JOHNNY REVERSES AND THROWS SHANE OVER THE TOP ROPES! Andrews charges at Shane WHO DOES A PELE KICK FROM THE APRON THAT CONNECTS WITH ANDREWS WHO ROLLS BACKWARDS INSIDE THE RING! NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THAT MOVE DONE FROM THE APRON THAT IS EXCEPTIONAL!
James Peters: Shane quickly moves inside the ring rolling from under the ropes going to Johnny and hoisting him over his shoulders HE IS GORILLA PRESSING THE MAN!! HE LOOKS STRAIGHT AT SOLOMON STANE BEFORE TAKING DOWN JOHNNY WITH A POWERFUL SPINEBUSTEEEEEEER!! Now it’s Shane’s turn to deliver a message as he picks Andrews up and shoves him AGAINST THE POST OF HIS OWN CORNER! Tagging in Kirk Redwood who moves with some palm strikes to the reddening chest of Andrews while Stane is getting a bit agitated in his corner. His partner was taken down with a double leg takedown from Kirk Redwood in a perfect motion followed by a series of strikes from a mounted position!
Persephone: Lookout!
Rich Russillo: STANE IS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT SHANE TACKLES THE MAN WHO THEN ROLLS OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!
BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Someone forgot this match is Electric Floorz HAHAHAHA!
Rich Russillo: Solomon quickly moves to get back off the floor from the nearest spot wh… Hell, he’s on our announcer’s table now!!
Persephone: Get the FUCK OFF OUR TABLE ASSHOLE!!
Rich Russillo: I think he’s outright ignoring you Persephone as he tries to find a way to get back to the ring hence risking too much of a disadvantage for his partner who’s not having a good time inside the ring.
James Peters: For Sure! Look at Kirk! HE’S GOT THE ANKLELOCK TIGHTLY IN ON ANDREWS WHO’S SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE!!! REDWOOD HAS A GOOD HOLD ON THE ANKLE AND THERE’S VERY LITTLE JOHNNY CAN DO SAVE SQUIRM AND WIGGLE TRYING TO GET TO THE NEAREST ROPES!! BUT LOOK! ANDREWS IS MOVING TO ONE LEG! CAN HE GET OUT OF THAT PREDIC-SPINNING HEEL KIIIICK!!! THE HEEL KICK GETS KIRK TO LOOSEN HIS GRIP ON THE HOLD THAT COULD’VE GOTTEN HIS TEAM THE WIN!
Persephone: Meanwhile dumbass Stane is still stuck on the island of announcers GET… OFF… THE… FUCKING… TABLE!!!
Rich Russillo: Oh! Here he goes taking a leap and landing on the steel steps leading to the ring safe and sounds now mister Stane is back in the swing of things and not a moment too soon because his partner was in trouble just now! Shane Gates continues the offensive with a running Senton on a hurting Andrews after having tagged himself in and gets Andrews up quickly. Into the ropes, he goes DOWN HE GOES AS WELL FOLLOWING A BIG BOOT TO THE JAW! Shane follows with a SPINNING HEEL KICK KEEPING JOHNNY DOWN! Quickly Shane is going to the nearest turnbuckle he’s daring to go high risk! What is he going to do? He’s sizing up Johnny WHO GOT UP AND RAN TO HIM ON THE SECOND ROPE! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEEEEEEEEXXXX!!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!!
Crowd: This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling!
James Peters: Kirk is yelling at Shane to crawl his way to him, Solomon is doing the same with Andrews both men are trying to get the tag in before the other AND THEY DO IT AT THE SAME TIME- WAIT NO! STANE MADE IT INTO THE MATCH, BUT SHANE DIDN’T GET TO MAKE IT TO KIRK! Back elbow by Stane who stuns Shane enough to then follow with a headbutt that brings Gates down to a knee HE GOES DOWN WITH A QUICK DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! Solomon into the ropes landing a perfect standing Senton! He gets vertical quickly with a kip-up and flips INTO A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS WITH A PERFECT LANDING ON SHANE! HOOK OF THE LEG! THE OFFICIAL WITH THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: Quick chain of moves by Solomon brings back Shane Gates down to earth as he and his team had been in control of the match for a while! Stane is not intending to allow the opposition to have free reign over this match, especially with a bigger fight soon against the High Rollerz!
James Peters: Stane goes for a combo once Gates is to his knees a spinning back fist followed by a superkick to the back of the head!! Down goes Gates but Solomon isn’t done by a long shot! A Bell Clap with both hands rings the eardrums of the mercenary who’s holding his head which gives time for Solomon to follow by a stiff German Suplex! Gates is down, trying to get up slowly and GETS DROPKICKED INTO A CORNER TURNBUCKLE JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO BE FULLY ON HIS FEET!! or a dropkick into the corner turnbuckle. Johnny Andrews was right there waiting as he holds the arms of Gates allowing for Solomon to throw somebody punches without anything blocking his path! Kirk is trying to intervene but the official stops him which allows for Stane to throw in a few extra shots with a closed fist which is illegal!!
Rich Russillo: This has also allowed for Andrews to help set up Shane on Stane’s shoulders who then is turning to look towards the center of the ring BEFORE DRIVING SHANE DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!!! Gates is down and in trouble in this match where the Sons are starting to pick up steam! Shane is trying to get up, to soldier on and is swung around in a snap suplex bringing him to his back again! he tries to hike himself onto his feet but Stane is behind him, hugging him by the waist before throwing him overhead with a picture-perfect German Suplex! Shane is laid out in the center of the ring before Stane goes topside to the nearest turnbuckle. He’s looking for a frog splash! He leaps with quite a bit of hang time ONLY TO GET CLIPPED BY A SUPERKICK FROM KIRK REDWOOD!!!!
Persephone: But the dirtbag ain’t the legal man!!!
James Peters: Agreed and the official is there to force him back to his corner but the damage is done and both Stane and Gates are down in the center of the ring! Who will get up first? This would normally be a perfect moment for a commercial break but this isn’t a regular episode of Voltage this is the brand’s Shock Value Free-Per-View!! JOHNNY ANDREWS IS LEAPING INTO THE FRAY GOING AT REDWOOD THE TWO ARE BRAWLING NEAR THE ROPES! THE OFFICIAL IS TRYING TO SEPARATE THE TWO ILLEGAL MEN AS ANDREWS SENDS REDWOOD OVER THE TOP ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND JOHNNY FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE GETTING DROPKICKED BY SHANE GATES WHO GOT UP!!
BUZZ!!!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH ANDREWS AND REDWOOD ARE GETTING A TASTE OF WHAT GETTING TASERED SHOULD FEEL LIKE TO A LESSER EXTENT! THEY ARE HOPPING AROUND TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE RING OR ON THE APRON AND AWAY FROM THE CURRENT THAT IS PASSING THROUGH THE FLOOR SURROUNDING THE RING! ANDREWS GETS A SUPERKICK BY GATES SENDING HIM FLYING AGAIN WHILE SOLOMON BASEBALL SLID KIRK DOWN AND ONTO THE ELECTRIC FLOOR AS WELL!!
BUZZ!!!!
BUZZ!!!!
James Peters: Both men getting shocked and scrambling jumping and hopping to try to get off the surface! Andrews is now perched on the security railing while Kirk managed to roll on the ring apron!
Persephone: At least it ain’t on our fucking table.
Rich Russillo: Shane is looking semi-amused by the development with the match so far but that’s a distraction as Solomon just used the ropes to springboard himself towards Shane TAKING HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!!! Solomon doesn’t let up not giving a break to his opponent who gets picked up and whipped into the ropes! Shane gets hoisted into the air LANDING FLAT ON HIS FACE WITH A FLAPJACK BY STANE!
James Peters: Solomon is already standing to his feet stalking down on Shane who is on a knee then fully vertical, he turns around ONLY TO GET A FACE FULL OF ROUNDHOUSE KICK WHICH GETS HIM TO BACKSTEP INTO THE ROPES! Stane smirks, pleased with his work as he charges forward wanting to tackle Shane down to the outside floor BUT GATES HOPS AND LANDS ON STANE’S BACK DRIVING HIM DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUNSET FLIP!!! BOTH MEN GETS SHOCKED!!!
BUZZ!!!!
BUZZ!!!!
James Peters: I can’t believe that Shane was willing to sacrifice himself in order to inflict pain on his opponent! Now he’s paying the price of it getting shocked but he, like Stane, manages to jump on the ring apron rather quickly. Both legal men go back to the ring shivering from the jolt of electricity coursing through them as they tag in their partners!
Rich Russillo: In comes Johnny Andrews and Kirk Redwood and the two of them and throwing haymakers at one another hammer fist punches with fury and haste until Kirk blocks one and dashes forward with a vicious clothesline taking down Andrews! He picks Johnny up, throws him to a corner, and punches him a few times to keep him docile before hoisting him to the top rope. He goes with him, what is he going to do? What’s his plan here? Oh Gosh! TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEEEEEEEEX!!!! ANDREWS DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO PARRY IT AND HIS BODY BOUNCES ON THE RING FROM THE IMPACT ON THE MAT!!
James Peters: Johnny is on the ground a little longer, allowing Kirk to get up first and ponder his options he looks at Stane who’s waiting for his chance to get back in the ring before looking at his partner and going back to Andrews, setting him up for a choke suplex which he executes perfectly! He then gets Andrews up again, moving close to a corner he sets him up with the Xploder Suplex AND HE DOES! JOHNNY GOES FLYING HEAD UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Rich Russillo: Redwood is relentless and continues to inflict damage to his opponent with a series of arm trapped knee strikes before getting up and taking both of Andrews’ legs staring straight at Stane and twisting the legs TO APPLY THE FIGURE FOUR SHARPSHOOTER!!! IS ANDREWS GOING TO TAP OUT AND END THIS MATCH??
Persephone: PLEASE DO!!
James Peters: Solomon Stane running in to intervene!
Persephone: PLEASE DON’T!!
Rich Russillo: Redwood saw it coming and quickly lets go of Andrews’ legs taking down Solomon with a double leg takedown AND MOVING TO APPLY THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK ON HIM INSTEAD!!! SOLOMON IS YELLING SHOCKED AND SURPRISED AS THE OFFICIAL ORDERS KIRK TO LET GO OF HIM AS HE IS NOT THE LEGAL MAN!
James Peters: Andrews tries to get to Kirk but Shane Gates stops him with a few fists to the face before whipping Andrews to the ropes WHO USES THEM TO SPRINGBOARD HIMSELF INTO A KNEE STRIKE TAKING DOWN SHANE GATES WHO ROLLS TO THE APRON! Andrews to his feet he looks at his agonizing partner AND THROWS A SUPERKICK TO KIRK REDWOOD’S FACE! KIRK DROPS DOWN! Letting go of Solomon who retreats painfully to his corner as Johnny moves to Kirk and moves him into a stiff-sounding scoop slam!
Rich Russillo: Kirk is picked up, whipped into the ropes, AND TAKEN DOWN WITH A FAST POWERSLAM! What will Johnny Andrews do next? He is looking at the nearest corner and hops to it moving the top corner! He measures his opponent, he leaps! SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!! COVER BY ANDREWS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHR-
Persephone: Fuck! That could’ve been it!
James Peters: Clearly not as Kirk lifts the shoulder up! This match continues as Redwood refuses to simply let go! He wants to win this match but Andrews is looking to end it! Look at him positioning himself and Kirk FOR THE FRANKENSTEINEEEERRR!!! IT CONNECTS!! Andrews with a cover BUT Shane kicks the count off with a boot to the back of his opponent!! Stane tries to intervene but the official stops him and Gates was already going back to his corner and there was nothing he could do!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT!! LOOK GATES IS NOTICING THE OFFICIAL IS ARGUING WITH STANE!! HE GOES BACK IN AND GRABS AT ANDREWS!! HOLY HELL!!! THE RECKONING!! THE IRON CLAW CHOKESLAM TAKES DOWN ANDREWS!!! GATES MOVES REDWOOD OVER JOHNNY’S BODY BUT THE OFFICIAL IS BUSY WITH STANE WHO YELLS AT HIM POINTING AT THE ACTION BUT THE OFFICIAL DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR IT HE WANTS SOLOMON OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Stane quickly goes and the official finally turns around then drops for the cover!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: The stubbornness of the official saved this match damn it!
James Peters: Or maybe it’s Stane who stayed in to allow him to argue that prevented this match from potentially ending. Who knows perhaps Kirk would’ve kicked out regardless but that matters not now! This match continues and Johnny doesn’t look too happy now. Moving to his partner he tags him in and Stanes quickly goes to work with the Atonement Camel Clutch on Kirk who’s trying to stay in this fight and the clutch is applied while both men are standing!! Solomon stares directly at Shane Gates as the move is applied and Kirk is hurting badly!! SOLOMON SUDDENLY HOISTS KIRK OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM WITH THE SAMOAN DROP!!! WOAH THAT WAS UNEXPECTED AND QUICKLY THOUGHT OF BY STANE THIS WILL DO SOME DAMAGE TO KIRK AND THEIR CHANCES HIM AND GATES TO EMERGE VICTORIOUS!!!
Rich Russillo: Kirk is moving to a crawl now as he is forced to his feet by the ruthless Stane! Into the ropes, the mercenary goes bouncing and making his way to Stane WHO SENDS HIM DOWN HARD WITH A SPINEBUSTEEEEEERR!!! FOLLOWED BY A COVER
OOONNNEEE!!!
TWWOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTHHH-
Rich Russillo: REDWOOD KICKED OUT! This seems to annoy Solomon who is starting to look like he wants to end this match. Picking up Redwood once more after throwing a few elbows down for further damage he whips the man into the ropes WHO HOPS ON THE SECOND ONE AND SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF INTO THE .50 CAL!!!! THE SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS AND SOLOMON STANE DIDN’T SEE IT COMING!!! A DESPERATION MANOEUVER BY KIRK REDWOOD AND A SLOW LIFT OF THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!
Persephone: No way that will be enough!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE!!!!
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James Peters: HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THAT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE HAIR OF A SECOND!!! Kirk was micro-millimeters away from shocking The Golden Guns but somehow, some way Solomon Stane kicked out of the move!!!
James Peters: Andrews in his corner looks like he’s sweated a little seeing just how close his team got to make his way to the High Rollerz with a loss right before their confrontation but it’s not over yet! Both Stane and Kirk are slowly crawling to make their way to their respective corners both their partners leaning stretching an arm to be able to get the tag first BOTH TAGS IN AT THE SAME TIME!
Rich Russillo: ANDREWS AND GATES RUNNING AT EACH OTHER AND THROWING FISTS OF FURY! GATES! ANDREWS! GATES! ANDREWS! ONE THEN THE OTHER IN RAPID SUCCESSION AND GETS GETS THE ASCENDENT WHICH HE FOLLOWS WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT OF ANDREWS AND A STANDING DROPKICK! DOWN GOES JOHNNY AS GATES FOLLOWS WITH A KNEE DROP!
James Peters: Gates picks up his opponent by the hair before whipping him into the ropes and CLIP HIM WITH A DROPKICK!! Shane keeps the offensive going with a crisp snap suplex after he got Andrews off the ground AND ANDREWS GOES FOR A SURPRISE ROLL-UP!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: And Gates powers out of that manoeuver but that was quick thinking despite the pain for Andrews to be able to pull off that attempt at winning this way! Gates shrugs, driving an elbow to the back of Andrews before GOING FOR AN INVERTED INDIAN DEATHLOCK!! HE IS TRYING TO END THE MATCH RIGHT THERE WITH A SUBMISSION MANOEUVER BUT STANE BREAKS THE ATTEMPT WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF GATES FOLLOWING WITH GETTING HIM OFF HIS PARTNER AND TAKING SHANE DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!
James Peters: The official orders Stane, the illegal man, to leave the ring and he does so just as Kirk was stepping through the ropes to fend him off! ANDREWS WITH A CARTWHEEL PELE KICK TO KIRK BEHIND THE OFFICIAL’S BACK!!! THE MARSHAL OF MAGNIFICENCE APPLIED TO KIRK WHO GOES ROLLING BACK TO HIS CORNER AND ONTO THE APRON ALMOST FALLING TO THE ELECTRIFIED FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE! He’ll be out of contention for a short while as Andrews reaches Shane Gates!
Rich Russillo: The Golden Guns are in control of the match now as Gates is whipped stiffly into their corner and Stane gets tagged in by Andrews not before throwing in a few kicks to the midsection for good measure then goes through the ropes leaving the stage for Solomon so he could work on his opponent. He throws a few jabs to Stane before his shoulder blocking him a few times against the turnbuckle! Shane has nowhere to go right now before hoisting Shane to the top turnbuckle and turning his back to Shane, what is he going?
James Peters: I think I do! He picks up Gates in a backpack position we’re about to see the Sound Of Silence Backpack Stunner as he moves to the center of the ring AND DROPS FOR THE MOVE THAT CONNECTS!!! COVER BY SOLOMON FOR THE WIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Fucking hell!
James Peters: Shane Gates somehow survives by lifting the shoulder up and keeps this match and his team’s chance to win alive!! Andrews jumps in frustration outside of the ring as Kirk on the other end is rooting for his partner in this back and forth confrontation! At this point, it’s anybody’s guess who will leave St-Louis the winner between those two teams and I love it! So do the fans!
Rich Russillo: Shane needs to make a tag soon though hence putting the match in jeopardy for his team as The Golden Guns picked up the pace now they finally figured they need to fight harder if they want to win this match! Andrews is tagged in as Solomon lifts up the opponent in a Powerbomb position, as Johnny hits them with a Springboard Clothesline!!! Johnny oughta go for a cover but opts against it, wanting to inflict more damage to his opponent as he takes Shane on a ride with a Snap Suplex! He moves him up into the ropes, setting him up FOR A POWERBOMB!! NOW HE GOES FOR A COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Damn It KIRK!!!
James Peters: Redwood is showing the kind of resilience that can lead to victories and who knows title opportunities tonight and Shane’s been working hard as well! This match has been good from beginning to end, and some claim the Tag Team Division is a barren wasteland. Those two teams are proving the doubters wrong and the fans are showing their appreciation as well!
Rich Russillo: Andrews is thinking on his feet, looking to see what he can do to put the man away while keeping his partner at bay. Bodyslam by Andrews followed by a leg drop keeping Shane down Andrews drives an elbow down on Shane before getting him vertical. Into the ropes goes Shane who ducks a clothesline AND TAKES DOWN ANDREWS WITH A NECKBREAKER!! SHANE HAS SOME ROOM TO BREATHE NOW BUT HE HAS TO TAG IN THE FRESHER REDWOOD NOW! He crawls towards his partner BUT ANDREWS GRABBED AT HIS FEET KEEPING SHANE INCHES AWAY FROM KIRK!! SHANE GETS TO A LEG! HOPPING WOAH STANDING DROPKICK!! SHANE IS FREE AND TAGS IN HIS PARTNER!!!
James Peters: KIRK IS GOING IN WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT FISTS AND HOOKS ENDING WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO SOLOMON WHO HAD BEEN CHARGING HIS WAY! REDWOOD FOLLOWS THIS WITH A TIGER SUPLEX SENDING THE RUTHLESS MAN FLYING! DOWN GOES STANE AGAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Shane is rooting for his partner to the outside as Redwood is moving on applying a DRAGON SUPLEX PERFECTLY TO SOLOMON STANE!!! Stane is slow to get up dragged down with an armbar forcing him to the mat AND KIRK FOLLOWS WITH A KIMURA LOCK!! THE SUBMISSION MANOEUVER IS IN REDWOOD IS TRYING TO END THIS MATCH WITH THE KIMOURA LOCK!! SHANE IS RUSHING TO THE AIR OF HIS PARTNER BUT THE OFFICIAL SAW HIM AND STANDS IN HIS WAY!!
Persephone: Oh this will be good!
Rich Russillo: This is a situation to capitalize on and here comes Solomon Stane behind the official’s back KICKING KIRK REDWOOD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A RUNNING KNEE!! KIRK IS DOWN ON THE FLOOR BUT IS QUICKLY PICKED UP BY BOTH MEMBERS OF GOLDEN GUNS! INTO THE ROPES HE IS SHOVED!
James Peters: THE DOUBLE SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! THE DOUBLE SPEAR BY ANDREWS AND STANE!!! REDWOOD IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE NOW THIS IS ONE OF THE TEAM’S SIGNATURE MANOEUVERS!!!
Persephone: Redwood and Gates don’t have any signature moves together don’t they? Much less a finisher? What a team!
James Peters: COVER BY STANE!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRR-
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates slips inside the ring leaping over the two men breaking Stane’s count BUT HE GETS SUPERKICKED BY JOHNNY ANDREWS FOR HIS EFFORTS!!! SHANE IS PÏCKED UP AND DRILLED DOWN QUICKLY WITH THE SKULL CRACKEEEEEER!!! THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT IS TAKING OUT SHANE GATES! Oh No, what is Andrews doing? HE JUST SHOVED GATES OUTSIDE THE RING AND TO THE ELECTRIC FLOORZ!!!
BUZZ!!!!!!!
James Peters: SHANE IS GETTING ELECTRIFIED TO THE OUTSIDE RIGHT AFTER HAVING SUFFERED THROUGH ANDREWS’ SKULL CRACKER!! JOHNNY RUSHES TO THE TOP ROPES AS STANE IS POSITIONING KIRK FOR A SIT-OUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S SLAM! ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE THE FINAL NOTE?? ANDREWS WITH THE 630 SENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! THE MOVE LANDS WITH DEVASTATING EFFECT!!!!!! WHAT A MANOEUVER!! WILL IT BE ENOUGH TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH????
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: IT IS!!!
Persephone: THANK CHRIST!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
( ‘Dark Fantasy’ by Kanye West plays over the sound system of the arena as Solomon has his lead arm raised in victory by the official. Johnny joins in soon after, having his arm raised as well looking mighty proud of himself. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies And Gentlemen The Winner Of This Bout: THE GOLDEN GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( We hear electricity powering down signaling that the outside floor is no longer electrified! Shane stops getting a shock treatment he won’t soon forget as he holds his chest in pain while medical officials are rushing to his aid while Stane and Andrews are celebrating. )
James Peters: What an incredible performance by both teams tonight! The Golden Guns thought they were going to have an easy win and a ride in the park today but the pair of Shane Gates and Kirk Redwood while on the losing end of the match has put on a display that showed they have the potential to achieve well if not great things if they work together harder and keep improving.
Rich Russillo: Clearly early on in that match the Golden Guns underestimated their opponents and it almost cost them on several occasions but they managed to persevere, regroup and ultimately conquer. Tonight they send a message to the High Rollerz and I’m sure they can’t wait to face them! Tough luck for Redwood and Gates but my hat goes off to them for the opposition they’ve put on display.
(Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews celebrate their victory, and Shock Value fades away from the area.)
(Shock Value fades to the backstage area, and the crowd cheers as Becca Black and Mary S. Atlas, both members of MaryBecca, are seen preparing for their respective matches against Miku Sakai and Madison Kaline tonight.)
Becca Black: Shock Value tonight.. Dia Del Diablo next week.. We’ve got our hands full.
Mary S. Atlas: Right. This might just be the busiest month we’ve had in EAW, but I think we’ll be alright. I’m facing Madison Kaline, you’re facing Miku Sakai, then we’re going to team with Aurora Monroe to face Lucas Knight and Serotonin in a Devil’s Playground match, I believe we’ll be able to handle all of them.
Becca Black: Me too, and I think you know I’ve been waiting to get my hands on Pandora.
(Mary begins to laugh a bit.)
Mary S. Atlas: Yep, and I for one can’t wait. Jonny and Pandora are going to get what they deserve at Dia Del Diablo, and while I didn’t initially expect to be fighting alongside Aurora Monroe, I don’t have a problem with teaming up with her to get to them.
Becca Black: Well, I don’t think many people expected Serotonin to run to Lucas Knight after all this. Those three becoming a stable was a bit of an interesting turn of events, but I don’t plan to let one extra guy stop me from getting to Pandora or Jonny. Serotonin is going to get what’s coming to them, and like you said, I don’t mind teaming up with Aurora Monroe if it means we get the opportunity to face the two of them. Serotonin being thorns in our side is not something I expected at the start of the year, being on different brands and all, but if they want to mess with us then they’ll just have to deal with the consequences.
(Becca thinks to herself for a second, not having as much of a cheerful expression as before like when this conversation started between the two of them. She has to be serious and all game this week and next week and she knows that.)
Becca Black: Of course, if there’s anything slightly concerning about all of this, it’s the fact that we’ll be heading into those matches pretty banged up.
Mary S. Atlas: You’re right. It’s Shock Value, and it wouldn’t be smart to expect anything but to leave the arena full of burns and other scars, but we’ve been through worse. We’re two extremely talented Elitists, and no matter what happens tonight, we’re going to give Serotonin, or the Rogues Gallery, what they deserve.
Becca Black: Yeah, yeah you’re right. It’s still not an ideal situation, though. I don’t think you can deny that no matter what happens tonight, the Rogues Gallery are going to have an advantage next week. We’re not going to be at our one hundred percent, and they’re going to capitalize on that whether we like it or not.
Mary S. Atlas: It’s fine though, I’d say we’ve both been through much worse in our career and have handled it. The transition between Shock Value and Dia Del Diablo might not be a pleasant one, but to say that we can’t handle it? Well that’s a farsight if you ask me.
Becca Black: We’ve had our backs against the wall before and we’ve handled that proficiently. Healing a couple wounds before handing The Rogues Gallery their due is nothing. All we have to do is make sure that this week and next week ends with only one thing, and that’s a victory.
Mary S. Atlas: That’s a given though, and we have more than enough time to prepare for that in the week to come. But right now, I think we should keep our head in the game and focus on what’s going on for us tonight and tomorrow. Personally I think I’ve got Madison Kaline more than handled when I face her tonight. For the past few weeks she thinks just because of what she did however many years ago that she has the privilege to push me around and do whatever the hell she wants. Well I’m going to make sure that she gets a well-needed reality check and understands that she messed with the wrong person tonight. I have a lot at my disposal tonight whether that be prods or tasers or whatever else I can get in my hands. So it’s safe to say that it’s not going to be impossible for me to take her on and come out on top showing her that she’s not as good as she says she is. EAW Hall of Famer my ass.
Becca Black: I’m glad you only had that, I’ve had the… unfortunate… displeasure of having to hear what Miku Sakai has had to say to me this entire week. From saying that I have snaids, whatever that means, to trying to ‘ratio’ me for a reason that I couldn’t even tell you if I knew. I’m going to get an immense amount of satisfaction strapping her into that Electric Chair and flipping the switch because after everything she said the most she deserves is death. I don’t care what I’m going to have to go through to get that, because I am not going to be the one on the losing side of this whole thing. I challenged her to a match at Shock Value and she accepted it, now she’s going to understand the mistake that she made and how that’s going to come back to bite her when the time comes. She can overlook me as much as she wants and she can try and say this and that in hopes of painting herself. We’re going to war tonight and the only thing that Marybecca can do…
Mary S. Atlas: … is win. Let’s do this.
(Mary and Becca fistbump one another before they turn around and make their way out of the scene. It’s the last shot seen before Shock Value then begins to transition out to elsewhere from there.)
(The camera cuts back to ringside and shows the electric chair at the base of the entrance ramp. After a moment of showing the chair, the camera cuts back to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring ready to introduce the upcoming match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest is our special ELECTRIC CHAIR MATCH!
(The crowd cheers loudly at the announcement of the match because they know how violent the match can get.)
Bella Braxton: Here are the rules. The first person to incapacitate their opponent long enough to drag them to the entrance ramp, strap them in the chair, and successfully flip the switch will be victorious.
(After Bella finishes the introduction, the camera cuts backstage to the locker room. In the background you can hear “All Night” by S-X ft. Trippie Redd starts playing as Becca Black exits the locker room and heads towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the participants! First making her way to the ring. From London, England. Weighing in at 125 pounds! She is “THE THUNDERBOLT” BECCA BLACK!
(Usually in this situation, she makes her entrance through the crowd, but for this match, she has chosen to use the entrance ramp so she can get a closer look at the electric chair which she hopes to strap her opponent in tonight.)
James Peters: Look at the eyes of this young lady. She is focused on one thing and one thing only and that is to give Miku Sakai the chair.
Persephone: You know what? I hate both these skanks, but with the guarantee of one of them getting put in an electric chair tonight has put a smile on my face. A bitch is gonna fry and a bitch is gonna die! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: Of course you would only think about that. But this rivalry has been brewing for many months and this could be the match that puts it to rest…along with one of them. From what we’ve seen in this type of match, this probably will not be for the weak at heart.
James Peters: You saw how one last year went with Constance Blevins and Sierra. From the way that these two women hate each other, this match could be worse. Much Worse.
(When Becca reaches the ringside area, she jumps onto the barricade and starts hyping up the St. Louis crowd, who responds with loud and supportive cheers. She hops down from the barricade and rolls into the ring. She takes her place in her corner as her theme cuts out. Only seconds later, do we hear “Age-Age Money” by LADYBABY start to play as Miku Sakai enters the arena being accompanied by a few of her simps as the crowd completely boos her.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent! She is from Fukui, Japan. Weighing in at 110 pounds. She is MIKU SAKAI!!!
Rich Russillo: Here comes the former Specialists Champion as she makes her way to the ring for this Electric Chair match. Take a glance at the look of confidence on the face of Miku, she believes she has this match already won.
Persephone: Bullshit! Nobody wins until I see a bitch electrocuted. No egotistical midget is going to take away my Christmas. Someone is getting in that chair even if I have to do it myself.
James Peters: Good luck with that. Just so everybody knows, this will not be the first time that these two will face off one on one. Remember it was on Voltage months ago that these two faced off with the Specialists Title on the line in a Barbed Wire Ladder Match. That match was a hell of a fight, so imagine how hardcore this is going to get.
(When Miku reaches the ring, she yells for her simps to get on their hands and knees so she can use them as a stepping stool to enter the ring. When she enters the ring, she flips off Becca as the simps take their leave. Becca is pissed but the referee is holding her back.)
Persephone: Why the hell is this dumbass holding her back? Let her go and let these bitches fight!
(Becca reigns in her temper long enough for the referee to check both ladies…with a look of disgust from Miku…before the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Bell has rung and here we go. This match is going to be good. This will not be a standard wrestling match. Becca and Miku are going to beat the holy hell out of each other. The women are in the center of the ring and they are just jaw jacking with each other. Miku has enough talking AND SLAPS BECCA RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: Becca didn’t like that one bit and HERE WE GO! Miku exits the ring at lightning fast speed as Becca gives chase around the ring. A few laps are done and Miku rolls back into the ring with Becca quickly following. But Miku uses her veteran instinct and starts kicking Becca as soon as she enters the ring.
Persephone: Why in the hell are they wrestling right now? This is an electric chair match for gawd’s sake. No disqualifications! That means screw the wrestling holds and start using the weapons. Come on! If I can’t strap my Rexy in a chair in my house, then I want some bloodshed from you two bitches or just leave!
James Peters: Miku keeps kicking Becca, but Becca is powering through and delivers punches to the gut of Miku. Becca makes it back to her feet and BECCA WITH A HEADBUTT STAGGERING MIKU BEFORE BECCA TAKES HER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! MIKU ON THE MAT AND BECCA DROPS THE LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT!
Rich Russillo: Now Becca mounts Miku and is just pounding lefts and rights into the skull of Miku. She’s doing her best to block and get away from the fists of Becca, but she finally manages to make it to the ropes. Unfortunately for Miku, there’s no rope breaks in this match.
James Peters: Miku slides through the ropes to the apron as she delivers a kick to the gut of Becca to back her off for a second, but Miku only manages to get her feet before BECCA SPEARS HER OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR…WAIT! MIKU SAKAI WITH AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER! MIKU SAKAI MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET AFTER BEING KNOCKED OFF OF THE APRON!
Persephone: Ugh, why do they always wanna pretend to be superhuman? Just land on your neck and die!
Rich Russillo: I don’t think Miku has any plans of doing that :lupe:, BUT BECCA BLACK WILL AT LEAST LOOK TO PULL THE MATCH IN HER FAVOR, AS SHE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES MIKU SAKAI OUT WITH A PLANCHA!!!
James Peters: Listen to the crowd get into this match already! Becca has the advantage as she drags Miku back up to her feet by the hair AND SMASHES HER FACE FIRST AGAINST OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! NOT BEFORE FLINGING HER HALFWAY ACROSS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BY THE HAIR!
Persephone: What again?!?! Why the fuck do people think it is so necessary to use our announce table as a weapon? I think they should use the timekeeper’s table. Nobody goes over there. Guy’s just about as smart as the bell on the table.
James Peters: Miku makes it back to her feet and BECCA SLAMS HER FACE FIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE! Miku is now back first against the barricade and Becca goes for some maneuver, BUT MIKU COUNTERS WITH A THUMB IN THE EYE AND SHE CLOTHESLINES BECCA OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!
Rich Russillo: People in the first row are getting up close and personal with Becca Black after that clothesline from Miku. Now Miku is trying to bring Becca back over the barricade the hard way, BUT BECCA THROWS A FAN’S SODA IN THE EYES OF MIKU! HOPEFULLY IT WASN’T ONE OF THEM DEADLY DIET DRINKS!
Persephone: You know you sound like an absolute idiot when you say shit like that. Besides, who would want to touch a drink that was sitting on the floor? Who knows what’s in that stuff. I am disgusted just thinking about it.
Becca Black: (off-mic) Did that cool you off?
James Peters: It might not be the most sanitary, but it was effective in stopping Miku in her tracks when she was trying to build up some offense. Now Becca is getting herself positioned on the barricade. She is looking to fly–
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI MANAGES TO SWIPE HER FEET FROM UNDER HER! BECCA SLIPS AND LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE RING BARRICADE! THAT COULD HAVE EASILY BROKEN HER BACK AND I DOUBT THAT MIKU SAKAI CARES! Now Miku just picks Becca up and THROWS HER AGAINST THE RING STEPS! DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT THUD!
Persephone: I kind of heard more of a hollow sound from when the back of her head hit the steps. Pretty fitting if you ask me. Now what is the simp pimp doing? She’s looking under the ring for something. Stop wasting time, you moron! Beat the shit out of her! We need some blood!
James Peters: Blood might be exactly what you get because Miku has found…A LEAD PIPE! SHE’S GOING TO TRY AND BLUDGEON BECCA! BECCA HASN’T MOVED AND MIKU IS STALKING HER PREY! MIKU SWINGS BUT BECCA DUCKS AND MIKU CONNECTS WITH NOTHING BUT THE RING STEPS! DID YOU HEAR THE CRASH! IMAGINE IF IT WAS BECCA’S SKULL!
Persephone: I was trying and it almost became a reality, but the dumb bitch moved at the last second ruining everything. These people are so stupid!
Rich Russillo: Becca crawling away to get some space between her and Miku, but Miku isn’t going to let that happen. She wants Becca to suffer immensely. Becca’s near the timekeeper’s table and Miku goes to clobber her with the pipe–
James Peters: BECCA WAS PLAYING POSSUM! SHE PULLED MIKU BY THE TIGHTS AND MIKU GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE RING BELL! GREAT COUNTER BY BECCA! Now Becca pulls up Miku and rolls her into the ring and now it’s Becca’s turn to go looking under the ring. She goes searching and pulls out a trash can and she lobs that into the ring. She goes for another round and this time she pulls out a fire extinguisher.
Persephone: Oh great! Bimbo Becca has a fire extinguisher. Does she even know how to use one of those things? I highly doubt that. The extinguisher is almost as tall as Miss midget Miku. :mjlol:
James Peters: She’s not using it in the normal way! BECCA IS USING THE EXTINGUISHER HOSE TO STRANGLE MIKU!! BECCA DRAGS MIKU INTO THE CORNER AND BECCA SITS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BECCA LEANS BACK AND MIKU IS KICKING AND FLAILING INTO THE AIR! BECCA IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF MIKU!
Rich Russillo: If Miku gets choked out, there would be less of a fight to get her into the chair. I’m not sure if this is a strategy or if Becca just wants Miku to pay for everything she’s put her through.
James Peters: Miku looks to be fading! If Miku passes out, this match will be over as quick as it started. Becca puts Miku’s feet onto the mat AND BECCA FLIPS FORWARD CATCHING MIKU WITH A MODIFIED STUNNER WITH THE HOSE AROUND HER NECK! BECCA IS ON FIRE NOW!
Persephone: If she is so on fire, why doesn’t she use the extinguisher on herself and cool her dumbass off. Get back to business and try to win the match! Damn! The longer this match goes without bloodshed, the more angry I’m going to get!
James Peters: Don’t know what to tell you there, but Becca has dumped out the trash can and weapons are bouncing all over the ring and Becca is deciding what to do with the can. She positions the trash can in between the middle and top ropes. Now she grabs Miku by the legs and drags her to the corner. BECCA WITH A SLINGSHOT–
Rich Russillo: MIKU MANAGES TO COMPLETELY AVOID THE TRASH CAN AND JUMP RIGHT ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WHO THE HELL WAS EXPECTING THAT AT ALL! MIKU JUMPS AND SHE SPIKES BECCA DOWN WITH THAT TORNADO DDT! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN SO FAR!
James Peters: Now Miku has exited the ring as she is seemingly looking under the ring for something. I’m not exactly sure what, but with how things go around here, it can’t be good! WAIT! THAT’S A DAMN STUN GUN! WE WILL HAVE ENOUGH ELECTRICITY IN THIS MATCH! NO NEED FOR ANY MORE!
Persephone: Shut your whore mouth!! We can always have more electricity and more violence. Don’t be so stupid! Now look at her rolling back into the ring and the stun gun ready to go. Come on and don’t be a bitch! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
James Peters: How sadistic can you be? Becca has just started moving and she has no idea what is about to happen. Look at the evil glare on the face of Miku and she JUST LETS LOOSE! HOLY SHIT!! MIKU SAKAI HAS JUST USED THE STUN GUN ON BECCA BLACK! SHOCKING HER RIGHT ON THE BARE SKIN ON THE LOWER BACK OF BECCA BLACK!!
Rich Russillo: DO YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS COMING FROM THE RING! BECCA BLACK IS IN PAIN AND RIGHTFULLY SO! STUN GUN AT POINT BLANK RANGE AND MIKU IS JUST LAUGHING ABOUT IT! MIKU DOESN’T CARE AT ALL HOW BADLY BECCA IS HURTING RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: OHHHH YESSSSS!! SCREAM YOU LITTLE BITCH! SCREAM LOUDER! I LOVE HEARING YOUR PAIN! MORE! MORE! I WANT MORE!!!
James Peters: Shit, do you need a smoke after that? Sakai has finally stopped and Becca falls limp to the ground. This could be the match right here! All Miku has to do is drag her to the chair and she’s won. It’s almost academic at this point.
Persephone: First off, shut the fuck up you sick bastard. Second, the dumb bitch isn’t going to do that. This is Voltage! Everybody on this brand is a vindictive asshole who would rather torture and maim their opponents instead of going for the quick victory. Most days, I think it’s great if it causes bloodshed. Other days, it makes me want to strangle each and every one of them. Right now? Ehh…could go either way. Loved hearing the blond ho scream, but there’s still no blood.
Rich Russillo: She drags Becca back to her feet and Becca might be unconscious. Miku grabs her by the back of the pants AND THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN! THAT’S THE SAME TRASH CAN THAT BECCA SET UP IN THE CORNER EARLIER! LOOK AT THE DENT THE TRASH CAN HAS NOW!!
James Peters: Now Miku is just having fun with all of this! She is going to put Becca through hell before giving her the final send off. Look at her stand above Becca like she’s conquered her opponent once again and now she decides to talk some trash.
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Nobody to blame, but yourself CUNT! You brought this on yourself! I’m gonna make you pay and make you pay dearly! This time I’ll make sure you leave and never come back!
Rich Russillo: MIKU WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF BECCA! WHAT DISRESPECT BEING SHOWN BY THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! Miku rolls outside looking for another weapon and I think she found one and…OH MY GAWD!! PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN’T!
James Peters: I’m afraid it is, Rich! Somebody call Negan because WE HAVE A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! IT WOULDN’T BE VOLTAGE WITHOUT ONE! MIKU WANTS TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Yes! YES! YES! ABOUT FUCKING TIME! THE BLONDE WAS ALREADY A BRAIN DEAD ZOMBIE, SO THIS QUITE A FITTING WAY TO END IT ALL! THAT’S RIGHT! I WANT SOME BLOODSHED, BITCH! DON’T YOU WIMP OUT ON THE SWING! GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!!
James Peters: Sakai is back in the ring and things don’t look good for Becca Black. HERE’S THE WIND UP AND THE SWING…AND BECCA DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MICROSECOND!! HOLY SHIT! WHETHER IT WAS INSTINCT OR LUCK, BECCA IS NOT SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS THE RING!! BECCA FIRES BACK WITH A HEADBUTT ON MIKU SAKAI! UNORDINARY BUT IT WAS EFFECTIVE! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LAST DITCH EFFORT!
Persephone: DAMMIT!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SCREW THAT UP? YOU HAD IT RIGHT THERE AND YOU STILL COULDN’T GET IT! I HOPE YOU BOTH DIE NOW!! Now I’m pissed off.
Rich Russillo: You could have fooled me! Regardless, it still did some damage. How Becca is still mounting an offense is completely beyond me. I’m surprised she hasn’t passed out from that stun gun attack earlier. Miku doubled over after that low blow and Becca staggers back to her feet. She finds the first weapon she sees on the mat and goes for it. It looks to be a kendo stick and BECCA IS STRIKING THE BACK OF MIKU SAKAI!
James Peters: Those shots are full force because Becca is so angry with Miku. Every shot is more powerful than the last and LOOK AT THE BACK OF MIKU! DO YOU SEE THE WELTS AND MARKS ALREADY SHOWING UP! NOW BECCA LIFTS UP MIKU AND HAS HER ON HER SHOULDERS! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE IN MIND?
Rich Russillo: BECCA DRIVER! BECCA WITH THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD AND NECK LANDED RIGHT ON THE BASEBALL BAT! LOOK AT HER MOVE AROUND IN PAIN AND THE BARBED WIRE IS JUST LODGED IN THERE!! BECCA IS BACK UP AND SHE THE BAT! SHE HAS A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE JUST YANKS THE BAT OFF OF MIKU!
James Peters: LOOK AT THE NECK AND HEAD OF MIKU! WE HAVE OUR SIGHT OF BLOOD FOR THE MATCH! The Becca Driver drove in the barbed wire with the landing and Becca yanking the bat out of Miku’s neck just made it worse. Miku puts her hands on the back of her neck and she comes back with her fingertips covered in blood.
Persephone: Now THAT’S what I am talking about! FINALLY! We have some blood to help make this snoozefest a little more tolerable. Bitches will fry and then die, but first these bitches need to be busted open and bleed! Go for the face this time! I want to see some crimson masks.
James Peters: I bet we will see one before this match is over, I can guarantee that. Becca rolls outside the ring to look for another weapon. She finds the lid to the trash can and she throws that into the ring like a frisbee before going back to looking. Becca is back up and she holds up the weapon she found in the air for the crowd to see…A MEAT FORK?!?
Rich Russillo: I think that Becca is about to become Persephone’s best friend…
Persephone: Doubt that.
Rich Russillo: I mean that Becca is going for blood and this is a way to do it. Becca is proud of herself as she rolls back into the ring, BUT MIKU SOMEHOW RECOVERED ENOUGH TO DROPKICK BECCA AS SHE GOT BACK INTO THE RING! THE BACK OF BECCA’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE! TO ADD MORE DAMAGE, MIKU PLANTS HER WITH A QUICK DDT! SADLY FOR BECCA, SHE LOSES THE MEAT FORK! EVEN WORSE, MIKU SAKAI HAS IT IN HER HANDS! OH NO!
James Peters: OH YES! MIKU DRAGS BECCA TO THE CENTER OF THE RING BY THE HAIR AND SNAPMARES HER OVER! IF SHE’S GONNA DO IT, SHE NEEDS TO WORK FAST OR SHE’LL GET COUNTERED AGAIN!
Persephone: For once, you said something smart. Or at least not as stupid! COME ON YOU STUPID BITCH! I WANT SOME BLOOD! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
James Peters: You just got your wish! MIKU JUST GOUGES THE HEAD OF BECCA WITH THAT MEAT WORK! THE BLOOD STARTS DRIPPING ALMOST RIGHT ON IMPACT! BECCA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! LISTEN TO IT!
Persephone: YES! FINALLY! I FINALLY GOT MY CRIMSON MASK! THESE DUMB BITCHES FINALLY MADE THIS MATCH TOLERABLE FOR ME! KEEP GOING!
Rich Russillo: Becca is bleeding from the forehead and Miku is loving every second of it! Miku tosses the fork aside and SHE IS NOW JUST POUNDING HER FIST INTO THE WOUND OF BECCA! MIKU TRYING TO OPEN UP THAT CUT EVEN MORE! AFTER ALMOST PUNCHING HER SENSELESS, SHE JUST THROWS BECCA BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
James Peters: I don’t know what Miku has in mind, but she walks over to the timekeeper table and pulls some sort of case out from under the table. What the hell is in that case?
Persephone: WHO GIVES A SHIT?! She stopped causing bloodshed which means she is back to being a dumb bitch! And why hasn’t anybody gone for the electric chair yet? THAT’S HOW YOU WIN!
Rich Russillo: Well, you have to weaken them enough to strap them in or else they’ll just fight out! Besides…OHHHH! LOOK AT WHAT WAS IN THE CASE! IT’S MIKU’S INFAMOUS DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK! THE TRADEMARK WEAPON OF MIKU SAKAI! She had a feeling that she might have needed it and she had it on standby ready to go.
James Peters: Miku rolls back into the ring as she wants to end this match with her favorite weapon, but WHAT THE FUCK? BECCA BLACK IS ON HER KNEES! SHE IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET AFTER BEING CARVED WITH A MEAT FORK AND SHE WANTS MORE! BECCA BLACK WANTS MORE! SHE’S TELLING MIKU TO BRING IT ON!
Rich Russillo: Becca back up, but a little woozy. And you don’t have to ask Miku Sakai twice about bringing a fight. She’ll do it anyway! MIKU TAKES A SWING WITH THE SELFIE STICK BUT BECCA DUCKS IT! BECCA HITS THE ROPES AND MIKU TRIES ANOTHER SWING AFTER THE REBOUND BUT BECCA DUCKS AGAIN! BECCA HITS THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME AND TAKES MIKU DOWN WITH A SPEAR!
James Peters: LOOK AT BECCA! SHE IS POUNDING THE SHIT OUT OF MIKU! PUNCHES EVERYWHERE! TO THE FACE! TO THE BODY! BECCA IS GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS! BECCA HAS BEEN THROUGH ALOT THIS MATCH AND SHE GIVING JUST AS GOOD AS SHE IS GETTING!
Persephone: Who the fuck hit the refresh button on this bitch? Not two minutes ago she was bleeding to death in the middle of the ring much to my amusement. Now she’s beating the shit out of the other little bitch. Nothing makes sense around here!
James Peters: Call it whatever you want, but Becca has hit her second wind and is taking this opportunity to capitalize on Miku’s admiration of the selfie stick. Becca hoists Miku up and throws her back down with a belly to belly suplex. Miku is not sure what way is up, but she found her way into Becca AND DRILLED TO THE CANVAS WITH A HUGE POWERFUL SPINEBUSTER!
Rich Russillo: Miku down and now Becca rolls out of the ring to the floor. Her equilibrium is a little off due to the blood loss she has suffered, but the adrenaline rush is keeping her going. Now she is going back under the ring looking for another weapon. I don’t know why! There’s plenty of weapons all around the ring. NOW WHAT THE HELL DID SHE FIND! GOOD GAWD! OUT OF ALL THINGS TO FIND…SHE FOUND A SICKLE UNDER THE RING! WHO WOULD PUT ONE OF THOSE UNDER THE RING!
Persephone: Don’t ask why, stupid! We’re about to see a live version of the game of Operation! THAT’S RIGHT! GUT THE BITCH AND THROW HER GUTS OUT ALL OVER THE ARENA! IF THIS HAPPENS, THIS WILL BE THE THIRD BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! DON’T LET ME DOWN YOU BLONDE SKANK!
Rich Russillo: What is wrong with you if this is only the third best day? If this is third, what are one and two?
Persephone: The day I marry Rex McAllister and the day he divorces that she beast Raven Roberts!
James Peters: Percy, you need some serious help! But Becca quickly rolls back into the ring with the sickle! SHE SITS ON THE BACK OF MIKU TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN’T GET AWAY! OHHH! BECCA HAS BEEN WAITING A VERY LONG TIME TO DO THIS AND SHE IS ABOUT TO ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO! BECCA IS DRAGGING THE TIP OF THE SICKLE BLADE ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF MIKU SAKAI! SAKAI BUSTED OPEN AND QUICKLY WEARING THE CRIMSON MASK! NOW IT’S MIKU’S TURN TO FEEL THE BLADE AND FEEL THE BLOOD DRIP! HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
Persephone: THIS IS LIKE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS FOR ME! BLOOD RUNNING DOWN FACES AND STAINING THE RING! NOW START GUTTING HER AND PLAYING JUMP ROPE WITH HER INTESTINES! Hold on! I thought we weren’t supposed to be biased as commentators, dumbass?
James Peters: And we don’t murder people on Voltage! Brutally maim yes, but not murder…at least not yet! BECCA JUST LEFT THE SICKLE IN THE FOREHEAD OF MIKU! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART AND NOW YOU SEE WHY! NOW BECCA HAS THE LONDON BRIDGE!! CROSSFACE SUBMISSION APPLIED!
Rich Russillo: REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE NO SUBMISSIONS IN THIS MATCH, MIKU CAN’T LOSE BY TAPPING OUT, AND SHE KNOWS THAT! SAKAI CAN TAP ALL NIGHT BUT THEY HAVE TO USE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR TO WIN! BECCA IS LEANING BACK AND MAKING THE SUBMISSION THAT MUCH MORE PAINFUL! MIKU IS GETTING WEAKER BY THE SECOND!
James Peters: Did Miku just pass out? MIKU SAKAI HAS JUST PASSED OUT FROM THE LONDON BRIDGE AND NOW BECCA RELEASES THE HOLD! MIKU IS NOT MOVING AND BECCA JUST LOBS HER OUT OF THE RING, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! BECCA THINKS THIS IS IT! BECCA IS GOING FOR THE WIN RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: YES! This is the part of the match I have been waiting for…THE END! A bitch is gonna fry and a bitch is gonna die! EVERYBODY JOIN IN NOW! SING IT WITH ME YOU DUMBASSES!
Rich Russillo: I don’t think now is the time for a singalong. Becca is dragging Miku into the chair. THE HEADGEAR IS IN PLACE! ALL BECCA HAS TO DO IS FLIP THE SWITCH AND SHE HAS WON THE MATCH AND FINALLY DEFEATED MIKU SAKAI! BECCA IS OVER TO THE SWITCH AND HERE WE GO! SHE FLIPS IT!
Persephone: Yes! YES! We have a winner and a dead bitch as well. Miku Sakai is dead! Where’s the bell? WHERE IS THE DAMN BELL! THIS MATCH IS OVER SO RING THE…WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! IT CAN’T BE!!
(A weak, and exhausted Becca Black looks over at the chair, and notices that Miku Sakai is not seated in it.)
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS! WE WERE ALL FOCUSED ON BECCA BLACK AND THE SWITCH, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MIKU MANAGED TO USE THAT SICKLE TO PULL HERSELF OUT OF THE CHAIR! FEEL THY WRATH!! MIKU HAD ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER AND NOW MIKU IS CLAWING THE EYES OF BECCA! MIKU SAKAI USED THE SICKLE TO HELP HER REMOVE THE HEADGEAR, AND WHILE BECCA WAS CONFUSED MIKU MANAGED TO CAPITALIZE WITH “FEEL THY WRATH”!!!
Rich Russillo: That was incredible by Miku! Somehow she saved herself from what would have been an extremely painful loss! Miku is somehow back in this thing after having a sickle lodged in her head and Becca is trying to get the sting out her eyes. Miku grabs Becca by the hair and BASHES HER FOREHEAD FIRST AGAINST THE ARM OF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
James Peters: Now Miku grabs a handful of hair and just throws Becca back against the floor and the back of Becca’s head cracks hard. That could be a concussion right there. Becca holding her head in pain as she walks back to the front of the commentary table.
Rich Russillo: I don’t know what she is doing over here, but I don’t like it. She seems to be looking for something, but I don’t know what she wants. SHE FOUND IT! AND IT’S THE LEAD PIPE FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH! Miku walks back over to Becca and rolls her over.
James Peters: Becca on her stomach and MIKU JUST PUT THE PIPE IN BECCA’S MOUTH! MIKU LOCKS THE ARM AND WRENCHES BACK! MIKU HAS A CROSSFACE OF HER OWN USING THE LEAD PIPE TO MAKE THE MOVE CAUSE EVEN MORE DAMAGE!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Smile pretty for the camera, whore! SMILE BIG! SMILE!
Persephone: Why are the wrestlers on Voltage all such demented psychos? Bloodshed and violence I like, but all the crazy is a different story. Look at this bitch. There’s got to be something loose upstairs for her.
James Peters: Who knows? But Becca is howling in pain, but it’s muffled due to the lead pipe in her mouth. Becca doing everything she can to not give Miku the pleasure of seeing her tap out to a submission regardless if it ends the match or not. It’s not in Becca’s make up.
Persephone: Makeup? That’s the best that blonde bimbo has ever looked. The stress of the pipe crossface is putting stress on the head and causing her to bleed fresh blood. That’s right! More blood! MORE! I WANT MORE!
James Peters: The slice across the forehead that Miku got with that sickle was deep enough that she’s still bleeding. Isn’t that enough for you? These ladies could pass out from all the blood loss.
Persephone: HELL NO! I rarely get blood like this and I want more! Besides, we have a mobile blood bank at the arena. They can have transfusions for days and be back up and ready to compete next week… and hopefully bleed all over again.
James Peters: For the love of gawd! I think you might be the crazy bitch on this show, but that’s an issue for another day. Back to the match! OH GREAT! Thanks to Persephone, we have missed that Becca has seemingly passed out from the crossface of Miku!
Rich Russillo: Miku lets Becca go and she rolls back into the ring. NOW SHE HAS THE DIAMOND STUDDED SELFIE STICK ONCE AGAIN! MIKU WANTS TO END THIS MATCH AND SHE WANTS TO END IT WITH HER STYLE AND HER WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Persephone: Over glamourized skank! We have a barbed wire bat, a lead pipe, and a fucking sickle and this bitch wants to end the match with a fucking selfie stick with fake diamonds all over it. Believe me, people. They’re fake! I certainly know something fake when I see it.
James Peters: Miku rolls out of the ring and she’s calling for Becca to get up, and if there’s one thing about this place, you never want to get up when your opponent is waiting for you. Becca’s conscious and slowly stumbles to her feet. MIKU WINDS UP AND IS READY TO CLOCK BECCA. IF MIKU HITS IT, THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR BECCA! MIKU SWINGS THE SELFIE STICK–
Rich Russillo: THE CHELSEA GRIN! BECCA CAUGHT MIKU RIGHT ON THE JAW WITH THAT SPINNING BACK FIST AND MIKU WAS STAGGERED! BECCA WRESTLES THE SELFIE STICK FROM MIKU AND JAMS IT RIGHT IN THE GUT OF MIKU BEFORE SMACKING IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FOREHEAD!
James Peters: Becca throws the selfie stick into the crowd and she quickly scampers under the ring to find in her mind the final weapon of the match. Becca is crawling out AND BECCA COMES AWAY WITH HER SIGNATURE WEAPON: A GUITAR!
Persephone: What the hell is she going to do with that? Take an intermission and play us a sad country song? Come on! There is no halftime show thank gawd so either finish the match or give up now. Now is not the time for music!
James Peters: I don’t think she is going to play us a song! MIKU IS BACK TO HER KNEES AND BECCA JUST LET IT RIP! BECCA JUST CRACKED THE GUITAR ACROSS THE BACK OF MIKU SAKAI AND THE GUITAR EXPLODED INTO ABOUT A MILLION PIECES AND MIKU SAKAI COULD BE OUT! THIS COULD BE IT! BECCA COULD HAVE THE MATCH WON RIGHT HERE!
Rich Russillo: BUT BECCA WANTS TO PUT THE EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS MATCH! BECCA DRAGS MIKU UP BY THE HAIR BACK TO HER FEET AND REARS BACK THE ELBOW! BECCA GOING FOR THE LIGHTS OUT ELBOW BUT MIKU DUCKS IT AT THE LAST MOMENT! WHAT INSTINCT BY SAKAI! SAKAI SPINS BECCA AROUND AND–
James Peters: NIGHT NIGHT! MIKU HITS THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER ON THE FLOOR AND THE FORCE SENDS BECCA FALLING BACK INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! MIKU HAS BECCA RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER! MIKU STRAPS HER IN AND SLOWLY WALKS OVER TO THE SWITCH! YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT AND THE BLOOD LOSS HASN’T HELPED!
Persephone: Stupid! The blood loss definitely helped this match. It made it bearable to sit through and now it looks like it’s almost over! Come on, bitch! Flip the switch! One more time! A bitch is gonna fry and a bitch is gonna die! There we go! She throws the switch! About fucking time! It only took you about eight years to start it!
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Rich Russillo: OH MY GAWD!! IT’S OVER! CHAIR IS IN FULL EFFECT ON THE RIGHT PERSON THIS TIME! BECCA BLACK HAS GOT THE CHAIR AND WE HAVE A WINNER!! MIKU SAKAI HAS WON THIS MATCH!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Age-Age Money” starts playing again as Miku falls to the floor in exhaustion and the EMTs rush out to ringside to take care of Becca as soon as possible.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER! MIKU SAKAI!
(The referee tries to raise the arm of Miku in victory, but she pulls her arm back and glares at the referee.)
James Peters: All I can say about this match is HOLY SHIT! We knew that this was going to be a fight, but we didn’t expect this. This was an amazing match.
Persephone: WOOO!! I FINALLY GOT TO SEE A BITCH FRY! We need to have one of these matches every week on Voltage for my amusement and to get rid of as many of these idiots as possible.
(More EMTs come out to check on Miku, but she tells them to fuck off as she slowly rises to her feet and watches Becca get taken care of on the floor with an evil grin on her face.
Rich Russillo: Becca Black showed that she is a tough as nails competitor and fought her heart out. She had the match won on numerous occasions, but it was the wily instincts of Miku Sakai that pushed it over the edge and gave her the win.
James Peters: Honestly, she shouldn’t feel like a loser because she put on an amazing performance. She might not believe it because she experienced the Electric Chair, but she worked her ass off and shouldn’t feel bad about it. Miku Sakai is a very tough competitor and that’s why she is a former Specialists and Tag Team Champion.
Persephone: Stop trying to coddle her! The blonde bimbo lost and that’s all there is to it! If she wanted to win, she should have tried harder.
James Peters: How can you say something like that? She did try her hardest and she gave Miku a run for her money. But it was the experience of Miku Sakai that propelled her to victory in the Electric Chair match. Congrats to Miku Sakai on the win.
(The final scene shows Miku slowly walking up the ramp because now she is starting to feel the damage she took in the match as the EMTs strap Becca to a stretcher as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(The scene cuts to the backstage area where Fight Grid host, Molly Waters, is standing by. She wears an excited smile on her face and she’s not alone either. Standing right beside her is none other than the Voltage commissioner himself, Captain Charisma!)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen… I am backstage here at Shock Value where things are absolutely buzzing. We’re only three matches into the show but already we have been treated to an absolute classic between Ms. Extreme and Cage, and we have seen one of the fastest rising tag teams, The Golden Guns, pick up a huge win as they head towards a collision with one of the most decorated teams of all time in the High Rollerz at Reckless Wiring.
Captain Charisma: :whew: And don’t forget the match we just witnessed between Miku Sakai and Becca Black. Becca made a challenge for Shock Value, wanting to test herself and see how far she’s come since last autumn and now, and she certainly gave the former Specialists and Unified Tag Team Champion a run for her money. But Miku persevered through some extreme circumstances, and I’m just absolutely loving what I have seen so far from all of these amazing Elitists.
Molly Waters: :wow: And as you at home can see, I am being joined by a special guest at this time… our Voltage Commissioner, Captain Charisma!
Captain Charisma: Hi.
Molly Waters: Now Captain Charisma you asked for this time and I know for a fact it wasn’t just to recap what’s already happened on the show or to even hype up what’s to come.
Captain Charisma: So what you’re telling me is that this is not the time to hype up #EAW15 and let everyone in on a secret?
Molly Waters: :krabs: Uhhh… that’s not what you told me when you told me to grab a microphone. Is there something else you want to talk about other than the announcement you want to make regarding Grand Rampage??
Captain Charisma: 🤷♂️ #EAW15… stay tuned!
Molly Waters: Uhhhh… I don’t even know if I should pry into that or not, but uhhh… how about you just take the lead on this!
Captain Charisma: :mjlol2: It’s gunna be what it’s gunna be. This is our historic 15th season, and everyone should expect the unexpected. That being said, you are right. That’s not why I asked for this time. As everyone knows, Pain for Pride season is basically here. Grand Rampage will be our next marquee event and the Grand Rampage match itself grants the lucky winner a chance to headline the biggest show of the year and compete for whatever world championship they choose. While I love Grand Rampage and the unpredictability of it, our Elitists find themselves having to rely more on luck rather than skill in order to win. I want to shake things up this year and do something a little differently.
Molly Waters: :oh: Explain what you mean when you say that.
Captain Charisma: :mjgrin: Well considering Chris Elite has banned all interference from Voltage thanks to the Gawd Contract, I thought now would be a great time to give one Elitist the opportunity to completely control their own fate and make it straight to Voltage’s Pain for Pride main event.
(Captain Charisma pauses for a moment and allows his words to sink in. No doubt everyone watching is wondering what he’s up to.)
Captain Charisma: I’m bringing back the Gold Rush tournament, something that hasn’t been held in a few years, and the finals of the tournament will culminate at Grand Rampage.
Molly Waters: That’s absolutely huge, Captain Charisma, but I have a question. What does that mean when it comes to Voltage having representatives in the Grand Rampage match itself?
Captain Charisma: I am not going to stop anyone from entering the Grand Rampage. As you know, I’m extremely competitive and I have nothing but faith in the men and women of Voltage in terms of whether or not they can win the match. If a Voltage Elitist happens to win the Grand Rampage, then it will be up to them as to which world championship they compete for. If they want to make the match with the champion and Gold Rush tournament winner a triple threat, then that is their prerogative. If they want to chase another world championship, then I wish them nothing but the best. But regardless, the winner of the Gold Rush Tournament will face whoever happens to be the EAW World Champion after Grand Rampage is over and I can’t wait to see what match is going to headline our side of Pain for Pride.
Molly Waters: That’s insane.
Captain Charisma: That’s the beauty of it, Molly. Someone is going to be able to use their wrestling ability to get them all the way to the Pain for Pride main event. They won’t have to depend on the luck of the draw or see who’s left in the Grand Rampage match at the time they enter.
Molly Waters: When can we expect the Gold Rush Tournament to start and are you able to reveal the participants at this time?
Captain Charisma: Everything will be revealed in a couple of weeks. This came together pretty quickly and now I want to take my time actually putting it together. There are several Elitists on the Voltage roster who are former world champions and Pain for Pride main eventers in their own right. They are more than deserving of this chance, and so are several Elitists who have busted their asses this season and shown that they are future champions and main eventers themselves. This is the most exciting time to be an Elitist, and honestly? I love this time of year.
Molly Waters: Hell of an announcement, Captain Charisma. I can’t wait to see how the tournament plays out.
(Captain Charisma thanks Molly for the camera time and she signs off, sending Shock Value to a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for House of Lashes fake eyelashes starring Sienna Jade. They make your eyes burn, but they are totally worth it!)
(The next match graphic flashes on the screen)
(The camera pans to the glass, see through huge pool in the middle of the ring with three ladders connected to the sides of the pool, inside there are hundreds of Electric Eels swimming around, there are representatives from PETA looking on as well sitting by the announce team. The camera switches to outside the ring with Bella Braxton ready to announce the participants to the next match.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE ELECTRIC EEL DEATHMATCH TRIPLE THREAT AND HERE ARE THE RULES! IN A FEW MOMENTS I WILL INTRODUCE THE THREE PARTICIPANTS, WHEN THE MATCH STARTs IT IS ANYTHING GOES AND CONTESTED UNDER DEATHMATCH RULES! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THIS MATCH IS WHEN TWO OPPONENTS HAVE BEEN THROWN INTO THE POOL OF ELECTRIC EELS, WITH ONLY ONE STANDING!
Crowd: EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM CHICAGO, IL.! WEIGHING IN AT 198 POUNDS! “THE CHARISMATIC ARTIST” JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!
(“POA” by Future plays throughout the arena as Jay Jerry Johnson slowly walks out to a mix of cheers and boos. He looks around and smiles, but then focuses right at the ring where the glass pool is, looking right at all the eels swimming around. Slowly making his way down to the ring…)
James Peters: Jay Jerry Johnson is a man that is determined, and the stakes are high here as this match has championship implications. He wants his time in the sun and I think Jay may actually have an advantage in this match, ARIA and Alex Myers have concentrated a lot on each other while Jerry has been the one competitor who has paid the most attention to his other two opponents.
Rich Russillo: He really has, it has become extremely personal between Myers and ARIA, but Jay Jerry Johnson has kept a level head, he is playing smart, but the question is, who is ever prepared for a match like this? If anyone is, it’s definitely Jay Jerry Johnson!
Persephone: This guy is a clown and I hope he gets electrocuted.
(Jay Jerry Johnson gets in the ring and glares at the glass pool, obviously he is very intimidated by it but he is ready for the match just as his music fades…..)
Bella Braxton: THE SECOND COMPETITOR HAILS FROM CHANDLER, AZ.! WEIGHING IN AT 127 POUNDS! SHE IS “THE SACRED DETECTIVE”…. ARIA!!!!!
(‘Hopes and Dreams / SAVE the World’ by Toby Fox starts to play, the crowd exploding in cheers when they hear the iconic song playing, that is when the wrestler coming out in question appeared. Aria walks out onto the stage with a determined expression on her face, the crowd letting out an even bigger pop when she appeared, her whole wrestling gear looked different, as it was colored purple and blue to symbolize the human who saved the monsters. She even had around her neck a necklace with a gold heart hanging at the end.)
James Peters: Here is ARIA and she is determined, she is ready and we have heard from her all week, the passion and most importantly the intent, if there is anyone that is most emotionally invested it is this young woman right here and with everything at stake, she looks to rise above it all!
Rich Russillo: She is a future champion, no doubt about that. This could be the next step in that evolution but again I have to wonder about the match and if she truly is ready to compete in something so dangerous!
Persephone: You know…. She is cute, while being Showdown trash, so I hope she gets electrocuted too.
(Aria tried to keep a brave face as she looked around at all of the cheering fans, she let out a determined smile as she walked down the ramp, taking in all the atmosphere and feeling more and more joyous as the song continued to play, running through onto the ring apron and getting up at the corner, turning to the camera and pointing two finger guns right at it as the second part of the song played.)
( “Save the World…at all costs.” )
(She turned to the ring and jumped inside, landing close to the center of the ring staring at the eels and the pool, striking a pose as she landed, pyro coming right out from the corners of the ring as she struck it, multi colored pyro shooting out as Aria showed the most brave expression she has shown before…she wasn’t going to let her dream die here, glaring at Jay Jerry Johnson when her music fades and the lights go out, the crowd cheers, some boo.. )
Bella Braxton: AND THE FINAL PARTICIPANT TO THE MATCH! HE HAILS FROM SEATTLE, WA.! WEIGHING INN AT 170 POUNDS! HE IS “THE UNKNOWN JOKER”….. ALEX MYERS!!!!
(“End of a Heartache” by Killswitch Engage starts to play throughout the arena, as the fans cheer and boo, they slowly walk out in a long red and black trench coat, half their face is painted in Joker inspired paint as the crowd cheers at Alex who tilts their head, with a huge grin that is painted on their face. They then start making their way toward the ring…)
Rich Russillo: An incredible look by Alex Myers and they are dressed up as the Joker! We saw the back and forth between them and ARIA and it did get pretty emotional between both, but Alex swore they would do anything to win this match… ANYTHING.
James Peters: Alex Myers is one of the brightest stars on Dynasty, a future champion as well and someone who has had quite the arduous road to get there, they really are one of the fastest rising stars in EAW and we see big things coming from Alex, could this be the night it gets put all together?
Persephone: Look at them, they’re a loser, there is a reason why Voltage traded that EMO trash, I hope they get electrocuted too.
Rich Russillo: So basically, you want no winner, just everyone electrocuted.
Persephone: That would be phenomenal.
(Slowly making his way to the ring, the Joker-esque Alex Myers slides in and is right face to face with ARIA. They stare at one another for a moment before she nods. They then nod as well as they both turn to Jay Jerry Johnson who at first had a smile on his face but now looks concerned. The referee calls for the bell and the start of the match…)
(DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!)
(All three competitors stare at one another for a moment, the crowd is chanting, the noise is deafening, then all three look at the large pool in the middle of the ring, the ladder stairs on each side, the small platform that hangs over the pool. They all know the only way to win is to throw your opponent into the pool and that alone is scary. Alex and ARIA make eye contact, Jay Jerry Johnson cracks a smirk….)
James Peters: ARIA AND ALEX MYERS ATTACK JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND THEY ARE PUMMELING HIM RIGHT NOW TO START THE MATCH! HE DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE THIS AND THEY CAUGHT JAY OFF GUARD, HE IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE RING BUT BOTH ARIA AND ALEX ARE NOT LETTING HIM ESCAPE! ALEX GRABS JAY’S ARMS AND ARIA IS TEEING OFF ON HIM! FIST AFTER FIST AND SHE IS NOT STOPPING AT ALL!
Rich Russillo: ARIA IS LAYING THE LUMBER ON JAY! THERE IS A LOT BEHIND THOSE FISTS LET ME TELL YOU! OVER AND OVER! JAY IS LOOPY AND ALEX LETS HIM GO, RIPCORD CLOTHESLINE ON JAY AND HE FALLS TO THE MATS, GETTING RIGHT BACK UP AND ARIA WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS JAY THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: Typically, the Showdown and Dynasty trash attack the Voltage guy first, but who cares, I want them all to fall in the pool, I mean seriously, entertain me for once, please! Is that too much to ask, I mean seriously?
(Jay Jerry Johnson tumbles to the floor, he gets right back up….)
James Peters: ALEX MYERS HELPS LAUNCH ARIA OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT AND SHE LANDS ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON! THE CROWD ROARS AT THE SIGHT OF THIS AND IT IS PRETTY APPARENT THAT ARIA AND ALEX MYERS ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TRY AND GET JAY OUT FIRST SO THAT THEY CAN SETTLE THIS ALL THEMSELVES!
Persephone: Good for them, just throw him in the pool already. Hey dumbasses…. The POOL IS IN THE RING! She really is not a very good detective.
Rich Russillo: ARIA picks up Jay and slams his head into the ring apron, forearm after forearm and wait… ALEX MYERS WITH A TOPE SUICIDA ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND THEY ARE NOT GIVING THIS MAN ANYTIME TO BREATHE! Jay is getting mauled right now and he can’t get going! Alex and ARIA grab him by the trunks, and they THROW JAY INTO THE STEEL POST! JAY JERRY JOHNSON’S NIGHT MIGHT BE OVER SOON! ARIA ROLLS HIM BACK IN THE RING AS ALEX NOW CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE, LEAPING OFF WITH A FROG SPLASH AND HE POINTS TO THE POOL!
(The crowd cheers the moment Alex acknowledges the pool full of eels. They both grab Jay Jerry Johnson, dragging him up the ladder, up to the edge of the pool….)
James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE THE NIGHT FOR JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS GOING TO END QUICKLY! THEY HAVE HIM ON THE EDGE, TRYING TO THROW HIM IN THE POOL AND NO! JAY WITH A STIFF ELBOW IN THE GUT OF ARIA! HE RAKES THE EYES OF ALEX AND KICKS THEM OFF THE EDGE! ALEX FALLS TO THE MAT AND JAY PICKS UP ARIA AND HE LOOKS TO THROW HER IN THE POOL AS WELL! LIFTING HER UP AND, NO! ARIA FALLS BEHIND HIM, HE TURNS AND SHE GOES FOR A KICK, NO! HE LIFTS UP ARIA…. REVERSE STO FROM THE POOL ON TO THE MATS BELOW!
Rich Russillo: JAY JERRY JOHNSON HAS TAKEN CONTROL! ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, HE LOOKS UNDER AND PULLS OUT…. WAIT WHAT IS THAT?
(Jay pulls out long sticks, they have handles on them with an on switch, suddenly he cranks them on….)
Persephone: ELECTRICAL BATONS! YES! FINALLY! FRY THESE TWO!
Rich Russillo: Jay Jerry Johnson has his hands on Electrical Batons! Alex Myers is just getting up and Jay is BEATING MYERS WITH THE BATONS! HE IS HITTING HIM REPEATEDLY IN THE BACK AND THE ELECTRICAL SHOCK PULSATING THROUGH HIS BODY! LOOK AT THEM! LEAVING ELECTRICAL BURNS TO HIS BACK!
(Alex screams in pain as Jay continues to beat down on them with the batons repeatedly, before stopping and then looking at ARIA who is slowly stirring, trying to get back up. He turns and looks out into the crowd in the chorus of boos before looking back down at ARIA, he then lifts the batons….)
Persephone: YES! BEAT HER ASS TOO!
James Peters: JAY IS LAYING THE BATONS ON THE BACK OF ARIA AS WELL! THE ELECTRICAL SHOCKS ARE SCREAMING THROUGH HER BODY! SHE IS YELLING IN PAIN AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS NOT RELENTING AT ALL! OVER AND OVER, HE IS STRIKING HER ON THE CHEST AND STOMACH, LEAVING THOSE BURNS ON HER AS WELL!
Persephone: Guess she matched all her Showdown idiots after next week when they all burn in hell.
Rich Russillo: Jay has thrown the batons down and he picks up ARIA, a few forearms and she is wobbly off her feet, SLAMMING HER HEADFIRST INTO THAT THINK GLASS OF THE POOL! HE SLAMS HER HEAD AGAIN AND AGAIN! SHE IS BUSTED OPEN AND ARIA CRUMBLES TO THE MAT. HE NOW TURNS TO ALEX MYERS; HE PICKS THEM UP TOO AND SLAMS THEIR HEAD INTO THE GLASS OF THE POOL! HE DOES REPEATEDLY BEFORE PICKING THEM UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND CLIMBING THE LADDER! HE IS READY TO DUMP ALEX MYERS IN THE POOL!
(Jay Jerry Johnson holds Alex on his shoulders, slowly climbing the ladder, ready to dump them in, they get to the edge and Jay flips Alex into the pool…..)
James Peters: ALEX MYERS HANGS ON! THEY COULDN’T FLIP THEM OVER COMPLETELY; HE HAS HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND THE NECK OF JAY! JOHNSON IS TRYING TO MUSCLE ALEX OVER BUT HE CAN’T! ALEX IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AND HE GETS BEHIND JAY, WHO TURNS AND ALEX WITH A STIFF ELBOW TO THE FACE! AND ANOTHER! ALEX STIFLES JAY WHO TEETERS AND IS ALMOST AT THE EDGE OF THE POOL!
Persephone: JUST PUSH HIM IN! Do I have to think for everyone here!? I mean seriously! And is it me or do these people from PETA really smell like a wet bear at the zoo.
Rich Russillo: ALEX WITH ANOTHER STIFF RIGHT! AND ANOTHER! NO! JAY JERRY JOHNSON KICKS ALEX BETWEEN THE LEGS AND ALEX CRUMBLES, JAY SPEARS THEM OFF THE EDGE OF THE POOL AND BOTH COMPETITORS FALL TO THE MATS BELOW!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Rich Russillo: Both men took a real nasty fall there! Everyone is down! Wait…. ARIA is getting back up, look at her face, the blood is pouring down as she takes some shots into that glass. ARIA is looking around and she rolls out of the ring! Alex and Jay are stirring, both men stay down, and ARIA is looking for something!
Persephone: Does the Detective know that there are two perfectly electrified batons laying in the ring. Like I said, not too bright. Batman she isn’t.
(ARIA’s face is a crimson mask early in this match, but she doesn’t care, she reaches under the ring and pulls out a power generator, a little mini one they use at campsites. She then reaches under and finds….)
Rich Russillo: A WEED TRIMMER!? HOW IN THE HELL DOES A WEED TRIMMER GET UNDER THE RING!
(But this isn’t just any ordinary weed trimmer, it has a shock pack connected to wires at the end of it. The fans go silent for a moment, ARIA slides into the ring, plugging the trimmer in and then standing up as Jay is up to his feet first, she then cranks it on, and we can see electrical current flashing through the wires of the trimmer….)
James Peters: THAT IS A WEED TRIMMER WITH AN ELECTRIFIED CHARGE ON IT! ARIA TURNS IT ON AND JAY TURNS RIGHT INTO IT AND….. ARIA JUST GASHED AND ELECTROCUTED JAY AT THE SAME TIME ON HIS CHEST! LOOK AT THE BLOOD AND THE BRUISING ALREADY FORMING! SHE ZAPS HIM AGAIN! JAY IS GETTING CUT UP BY THAT DAMN WEED WHACKER!
Persephone: I must admit, I have to give credit where it is due, this is genius! HACK HIM UP!
(Jay falls to the mats and rolls out of the ring. ARIA rolls out after him, she chases him halfway across the ring before Jay stumbles and falls, ARIA stands over him revving up that Weed Trimmer….)
Rich Russillo: ARIA IS LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED! SHE IS ABOUT TO HACK UP JAY AND……
(Suddenly the trimmer cuts off.)
Persephone: …… what a stupid bitch, she didn’t have an extension cord and it unplugged!
ARIA: (Off Mic) Oh….. poops….. :francis:
(Suddenly Jay springs up and takes her down with a huge clothesline as she falls to the mats….)
James Peters: Jay is not having any of this! He picks up the Trimmer and HE IS DRILLING IT INTO THE NECK OF ARIA! WAIT ALEX MYERS RUNS FROM HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING AND CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON! ALEX MYERS BROKE UP WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A GRAVE SITUATION AND THEY HOIST JAY UP AND SLAMS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING APRON! ALEX CHECKS ON ARIA BEFORE GRABBING THE WEED TRIMMER CORD, THEY WRAP IT AROUND THE NECK OF JOHNSON AND HE IS CHOKING HIM OUT WITH IT! ALEX MYERS HAS JOHNSON IN A PRECARIOUS SITUATION! THEY ARE CHOKING HIM OUT!
(Jay tries everything to grab on to something but Alex is choking him out, trying to fall backwards but Jay uses his momentum to ram Alex into the barricade repeatedly so he would release the hold….)
Persephone: Man… I wanted to see a strangulation. Anyway, Jay broke out of it, yay. Whatever, he is gasping for air, doesn’t look very good right now, but he is trying to get back into the ring. Bloody ARIA is finally getting back up, Alex is down, wrenching their back in pain as they try to compose themselves, when Jay looks for anything and walks around the ring, he goes to Bella Braxton….
Jay Jerry Johnson: (Off Mic) Give me your mic!
Bella Braxton: Uh excuse me?
Jay Jerry Johnson: (Off Mic) GIVE ME THE DAMN MIC!
(He rips it out of her hands, Bella Braxton looks completely disgusted as she almost stumbles but catches herself. Jay walks over as ARIA is back to her feet and Jay is unscrewing the bottom of the mic…)
James Peters: What the hell is he doing with that mic? Why is he unscrewing the bottom of it!?
(Jay then takes off the bottom and exposes the battery, dropping the mic on the ground he starts to somp it some, there is some current showing from the mic, then we see a little battery acid starting to pour out….)
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND! THAT’S BATTERY ACID!
Persephone: Oh, I’m really starting to like this guy.
Rich Russillo: What is Jay Jerry Johnson going to do with that!? He walks up to ARIA and SLAMS THE MIC IN HER FACE! THE BATTERY ACID MIXED WITH HER BLOOD, SHE STARTS TO SCREAM! HE TURNS TO ALEX, GRABBING THEIR HEAD… AND HE IS SMEARING THAT BATTERY ACID ALL OVER ALEX’S FACE! THE PAINT MAY HELP WITH THAT BUT COME ON! THIS IS TOO MUCH! THIS HAS NO BUSINESS OR PLACE FOR IT!
Persephone: He is deforming both wrestlers, you have to really say that this guy wants to win it, I mean he is cute, too bad he is so annoying.
(Alex drops to their knees, holding the face in pain as Jay then picks up ARIA and SLAMS the mic in her head, she crumbles to the ground.)
James Peters: He picks up Alex and throws them into the ring! Alex is down and they are trying to wipe his face but Jerry instead grabs them by the hair… DDT! JAY HITS A HUGE DDT AND ALEX MYERS IS DOWN! Dragging them to the pool, lifting them up over the ladder, slouched over and JAY IS DIPPING ALEX’S HEAD INTO THE POOL! JAY IS HOLDING ALEX’S HEAD UNDERWATER AND LOOK AT THE EELS! THEY ARE SWIRLING BUT HAVEN’T TOUCHED ALEX YET! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADNESS! HE’S TRYING TO DROWN ALEX AND AT THE SAME TIME GET THIS KID ELECTROCUTED!
(Jay holds down Alex’s head submerged under water, the fight in Alex is slowly dwindling….)
Persephone: WHY!?!?!!? That was fun! Why does she have to ruin all the fun!?
Rich Russillo: ARIA JUST PULLED THE LEG OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND HE LOSES GRIP OF ALEX, FALLING DOWN THE LADDER, HITTING HIS CHIN ON EVERY RUNG DOWN IT! JAY IS WOBBLY AND ARIA KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION… FRONT FACELOCK AND….. TORNADO DDT OFF THE SIDE OF THE GLASS POOL! INNOVATIVE OFFENSE BY ARIA! AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS DOWN!
(As Jay rolls around hurting and holding his head, he falls out of the ring, ARIA climbs the ladder and turns Alex over, checking on them, pulling Alex out of the water. Taking a few breaths, Alex looks a little stunned as ARIA helps them out of the edge of the pool…)
Persephone: OH MY GOODNESS! THROW HIM INTO THE POOL! THAT IS WHAT THE MATCH CALLS FOR!
(But much as ARIA knows that this is a good opportunity to dunk Alex into the pool, she doesn’t and instead she lifts them up and they both go down the ladder. ARIA checks on her friend for a bit, they nod and look for Jay Jerry Johnson outside the ring.)
Persephone: This is so sickeningly pathetic.
James Peters: They are friends, respect one another, in a way that is very refreshing to see, both wrestlers though know that Jay Jerry Johnson is a threat and they are trying to find him, he is outside the ring right now and ARIA sees him, she drops down, Alex is still trying to get his strength back… look at Jay!
Persephone: Jay is crawling under the ring and at this point maybe he should just stare there, right.I mean the other two are playing patty-cake with one another, what is the point!? We are never going to see a bunch of eels electrocuting someone!
(As Jay gets under the ring, ARIA drops down and tries to reach under and grab Jay but she can’t get him, instead she checks on Alex and slides into the ring, Jay comes out on the other side with something in his hands…)
Rich Russillo: What is that he has in his hands…. A huge pair of rubber gloves!?!?!
James Peters: I have no idea what he plans to do with those, but ARIA is right there to greet him, she picks up the electrified batons, Jay slides into the ring, ARIA goes for a strike, NO! Jay gets out of the way, ARIA stumbles a little, she turns, PRETTY VISITOR! JAY HITS HIS PATENTED CUTTER AND ARIA’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THOSE BATONS! ELECTRICUTING HERSELF!
Rich Russillo: HERE COMES ALEX MYERS AND PRETTY VISITOR ON THEM TOO! JAY JERRY JOHNSON HAS TAKEN THEM BOTH OUT AS ALEX ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!
(Jay smiles and looks up at the pool, before climbing the ladder, gloves in hand. He then gets to the edge and puts them on….)
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND! HE’S GOING TO TRY AND FISH OUT ONE OF THOSE EELS WITH THE RUBBER GLOVES!
Persephone: BRILLIANT! I hope ARIA and Alex like Sushi with a shock!
(Jay starts to fish for eels, he looks and swirls the water, when suddenly….)
Persephone: YES! HE CAUGHT ONE! PETA IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! LOOK AT THEM! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
(The PETA representatives are beside themselves as Jay holds an eel in his hands, then looking down at ARIA first, she seems like the easier target, he climbs down and straddles her, then goes to drive the eel in her mouth….)
James Peters: JAY IS TRYING TO RAM THE EEL DOWN THE MOUTH OF ARIA! HE IS TRYING TO SHOVE THAT SLIMY AND SLIPPERY THING DOWN HER THROAT! WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING! THAT COULD KILL HER AND SHE IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT HOW MUCH MORE CAN SHE TAKE! HE IS OVERPOWERING HER AT EVERY TAKE! ARIA CAN BARELY HOLD ON TO THIS! SHE CAN’T AS THE EEL IS ALMOST TOUCHING HER LIPS…. I CAN’T WATCH THIS! HE IS GOING TO SHOVE THAT THING IN HER MOUTH!
(Jay almost has it in her mouth when suddenly…..)
Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABS JAY FROM BEHIND, THEY HOLD HIM IN A FULL NELSON AND NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO PRY THE EEL INTO THE FACE OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING!? ALEX IS TRYING TO FORCE THE ARM OF JAY ON HIS OWN FACE AND…. AND…..
Persephone: THE EEL HAS BITTEN JAY JERRY JOHNSON ON THE CHEEK! HE HAS AN EEL STUCK ON HIS FACE AND HE IS GOING INTO CONVULSIONS! THE ELECTRICITY FROM THE EEL IS SHOCKING JAY AND HE IS BACK UP ON HIS FEET….. THIS IS GROSS AND GREAT AT THE SAME TIME!
James Peters: ZIRCON INJECTION ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON! ARIA WITH THE HANDSPRING CUTTER AND SHE CONNECTED WITH ALL OF THAT ON JAY AND HE FALLS TO THE MATS WITH THE EEL STILL STUCK TO HIS FACE!
(Members of PETA quickly rush the ring but Alex Myers runs against the ropes….)
Rich Russillo: CANNONBALL SUICIDE DIVE AND ALEX MYERS TOOK OUT ALL OF PETA!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
(Alex Myers gets up, the crowd is a roar as they look around and smile, seeing all the members of PETA laid out at his feet. They then look at ARIA and nod, sliding back into the ring, they then see the eel squirming in the ring, yanks the glove off Jay, picks it up and tosses it back in the pool. They pick up Jay by his hair and turns….)
Rich Russillo: ZIRCONA CUTTER BY ARIA AND SHE TAKES ALEX MYERS DOWN TOO! THIS MATCH IS A TRIPLE THREAT AND ARIA FINALLY BROKE THE BARRIER AND HIT ALEX WITH A CUTTER! ALEX IS DOWN! ARIA RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, AS JAY IS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, STEP UP ENZINGUIRI! SHE NAILED JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND NOW ARIA PICKS UP BY THE HAIR, DRAGGING JAY UP THE LADDER, SHE GETS UP TO THE TOP WHILE HE IS STILL WEAKENED, BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE BITE ON HIS CHEEK, BUT SHE LOOKS UP TO THE PLATFORM ABOVE THEM, AND CONTINUES TO CLIMB UP, DRAGGING HIM UP!
Persephone: Maybe finally we are going to see someone get thrown in the pool because ARIA and Jay arenow climbing up to the platform! They are at the platform and look at ARIA…. She looks so pathetic trying to throw Jay off and… wait! Jay with a stiff forearm! And another! Just pick her bony ass up and toss her in the water!
(Jay tries to pick her up and has ARIA in the air, the pool is directly down below, and he is trying to just launch her as the eels swirl in the pool almost waiting for someone to drop The fans are looking on in gasp, and awe, scared to what is about to happen next.)
James Peters: WAIT… ALEX MYERS HAS RECOVERED AND THEY ARE CLIMBING THE LADDER AND ALEX HAS THE ELECTRIFIED BATONS IN HAND! WEARING THE RUBBER GLOVES! JAY THOUGH HAS ARIA IN THE AIR, SHE IS SCREAMING AND TRYING TO GET OUT BUT SHE FIGHTS HIM OFF, LANDING BEHIND HIM, ZIRCONA…. NO! JAY KEEPS HER IN THE AIR…. HE LAUNCHES HER OFF THE DAMN PLATFORM AND ARIA FALLS TO HER SHOCKING DEATH!!!!!
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Persephone: HOW THE HELL DID SHE GRAB THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM ON THE WAY DOWN! SHE IS HANGING BY A THREAD AND LOOK AT JAY! HE IS STEPPING ON HER HAND…..
Jay Jerry Johnson: (Off Mic) Say hello to Davey Jones for me….
Persephone: YES! HE IS GRINDING THAT BOOT ON HER HAND AND ARIA IS SCREAMING! PANICKING AND LOOKING DOWN AT THE EELS SWIRLING AROUND WAITING FOR THEIR FIRST VICTIM TO FALL! ARIA JUST LET GO! JUST….. LET…… GO……..I love this, it’s like Rose on Titanic.
(ARIA can barely hang on, trying so hard but just can’t do it much longer, Jay Jerry Johnson knows this and he is now even toying with ARIA at this point, but he wants to hear her scream, suffering before falling to her watery grave.)
Rich Russillo: AND ARIA IS RISKING HER FINGERS BROKEN! JAY IS STOMPING ON HER HANDS NOW! SHE LET’S GO OF ONE! ARIA IS HANGING ON BY ONE HAND ONLY AND SHE CAN BARELY MAINTAIN IT! JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUMPS IN THE AIR…..
BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ALEX MYERS JUST PLACED THE ELECTRIFIED BATON RIGHT IN THE PROJECTILE OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND HIS GROIN LANDED ON THE ELECTRIFIED BATON RIGHT BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE JUST SHOCKED HIS BALLS AND THEY PROBABLY EXPLODED!
(Jay Jerry Johnson shakes and froths at the mouth falling to his knees. Alex quickly looks at ARIA, holding up the baton and pushes it to get more juice, bringing it closer to her hand….)
James Peters: ALEX IS GOING TO SHOCK ARIA AND CAUSE HER TO DROP INTO THE POOL! AFTER WHAT SHE DID EARLIER, BUT YOU CANNOT BLAME ALEX, IT IS EVERY SINGLE COMPETITOR FOR THEMSELVES FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AND THIS IS NO DIFFERENT! ALEX LOOKS TORN THOUGH, INCHES AWAY FROM SHOCKING HER! EVEN SIGHS AND …….
Rich Russillo: THE HEART OF SAINT MARY’S DIARY AND….. NO! ALEX MYERS WAS ABLE TO COUNTER, THEY…. NO! JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH THE HEART OF SAINT MARY’S DIARY! ALEX MYERS IS DROPPED TO THE STEEL PLATFORM WITH A THUD! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS HOLDING HIS GROIN, TRYING TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE SEES ARIA….
(ARIA with one hand is trying to get back on the platform, she though sees Jay Jerry Johnson coming, panicking to lift herself back up, she can’t reach over to the platform, as Jerry stands over her….)
Jay Jerry Johnson: (Off Mic) As I was saying…..
BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
James Peters: ARIA HAD GRABBED ONE OF THE BATONS WHEN ALEX DROPPED THEM AND SHE JUST ZAPPED JAY JERRY JOHNSON INSTEAD. ARIA MUSCLES HER WAY BACK HALFWAY AND GRABS JAY BY THE TRUNKS….
ARIA: (Off Mic) Splish Splash…
James Peters: ARIA JUST PULLED A SHOCKED JAY JERRY JOHNSON OVER AND ……. IS HE GOING…. IS HE GOING…… SHE PULLS JAY JERRY JOHNSON OVER!!!! SHE PULLS HIM OVER AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON…..
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SPLASH!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: JAY JERRY JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!
(Jay Jerry Johnson falls into the pool and the eels quickly latch on to him, pulling Jay down, medical personnel is there to try and fish jay out as the are in diver suits jumping in protected from the eels, they grab Jay as he has already lost consciousness and they quickly take him to outslde the ring and put him on a stretcher….)
Rich Russillo: JAY JERRY JOHNSON WAS THE FIRST ONE TO GO AND HE LANDED RIGHT INTO THE POOL OF EELS AND HE WAS SHOCKED, ELECTROCUTED AND NOW THE MEDICAL STAFF IS RUSHING HIM TO THE BACK, ARIA WAS ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF HIS TRUNKS AND THROW HIM RIGHT OFF! THE MEDICAL STAFF IS CHECKING UP ON HIM RIGHT NOW AND THEY ARE TAKING JAY TO THE BACK BUT THAT LEAVES ARIA AND ALEX MYERS WHO IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP! TRYING TO GET TO HIS KNEES, ALL WHILE ALEX LOOKS ON AND WATCHES THE EELS SWIRLING IN THE TANK. SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND THEN WALKS OVER TO ALEX!
(ARIA looks at the baton in her hand and throws it off the platform. She then kicks the other one off and takes a deep breath as Alex gets to their knees, looking up at ARIA. She extends her hand and helps Alex up before….)
Persephone: SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE BY ARIA AND THAT TAKES HIM DOWN! ARIA GETS IT! SHE KNOWS THAT THIS IS IT! HE IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING BETWEEN HER AND A POSSIBILITY AT CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD! I LOVE IT, WE HAD ONE GUY GET ELECTROCUTED, PLEASE THROW THIS EMO IDIOT INTO THE POOL TOO!
James Peters: Alex is down and ARIA now much as she doesn’t want to, needs to throw Alex into the pool! She picks them up, and she goes to throw him, still very conflicted about all of this and she still …. NO! Alex Myers reverses it and ARIA FLIES OFF THE PLATFORM AND RIGHT INTO THE PO…..
(ARIA Misses the pool and lands hard against the wall crashing into the glass, part of her body wedged on the side and her hair brushes with the water but eventually falls on the mat. Alex looks down at her, he then turns to the fans, the platform is 15 feet above the ring…)
James Peters: WHAT IS ALEX THINKING! ALEX MYERS IS A DAREDEVIL AND AN ELITIST THAT WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A WIN! ALEX SAID IT BEST, STATED THAT NOTHING WAS GOING TO STOP THEM FROM WINNING TONIGHT…. AND SINNER’S LULLABY OFF THE TOP OF THE PLATFORM…. AND ALEX LANDS ON ARIA!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE CONNECTED AND RISKED IT ALL! LANDING ON TOP OF ARIA AND TAKING HIMSELF OUT IN THE PROCESS! Alex Myers and ARIA might be friends or at least respect one another but how far will that go!? How much more can they continue this without beating the hell out of one another! Jay Jerry Johnson is out of the equation! He is out of the picture for this match! What is left!? Nothing more than for these two to beat the ever living crap out of one another!
(Alex Myers lays there, ARIA is motionless. Alex slowly gets up and picks up ARIA by the hair, he then hoists her up in a Fireman’s Carry, looking at the large ladder which leads to the pool. Alex slowly starts climbing; he gets close to the top but ARIA somehow bloody and bruises squirms from his shoulders and drops to the mat, Alex sees this and limps off, but ARIA runs at him…)
James Peters: J4A! THE RUNNING KNEE THAT TOOK ALEX MYERS HEAD OFF! ALEX MYERS IS DOWN! ALEX IS DOWN AND ARIA IS TRYING TO CATCH HER BREATH, LOOKING AT THE EELS, KNOWING THAT ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES.!
(A tear trickles down the cheek of ARIA, she doesn’t want to do it, she doesn;t feel right doing it but it is the only way she can win this match.looking at the fallen Alex, she sighs, shaking and trembling some, getting back to her feet spaghetti legged, she picks them up and starts to drag Alex toward the ladder, muscling them up, she has no other choice but to start the climb slowly, doing what she can, pulling up the dead weight…..)
Persephone: She’s not going to be able to get Alex up there! What an idiot! You know that this EMO idiot needs to get thrown into the damn pool but instead you want to lay them out.
Rich Russillo: He’s 170 pounds soaking wet, I’m sure even you can pick Alex up Persephone.
Persephone: Eww… no. I like my 200 pounders like Rex.
(ARIA then with all her might lifts up Alex on her shoulders and climbs the rest of the way, she is at the edge of the pool, sitting them up on the ladder, then standing on the edge, her legs teetering on the edge but grasping the ends of the small platform of the ladder.)
James Peters: What is she doing!? She is setting him up and it looks like remorsefully ARIA is going to try and throw Alex Myers into the pool! She is ready!
(ARIA with remorse and guilt in her face looks at Alex and whispers….)
ARIA: (Off-Camera) I am so sorry….
(Alex is barely conscious, looking up at her and almost nodding knowing that they understand. She then goes for Hurricarana, holding the edges to take Alex over with her strong legs but….)
James Peters: ALEX HANGS ON! ALEX HANGS ON AND NOW THEY HAVE ARIA ON THE SHOULDERS IN A BAD PREDICAMENT! ARIA IS IN TROUBLE! SHE IS IN BIG TROUBLE!
Rich Russillo: ARIA PUT HERSELF IN ALMOST THE POWERBOMB POSITION AND NOW ALEX IS STANDING UP! ALEX HAS HER UP IN THE AIR AND LOOK AT THE FACE OF TERROR IN ARIA!
Persephone: DO IT! THROW HER OFF NOW!
(Alex looks conflicted, sad even, as they both lock eyes, tears now swelling in ARIA’s as Myers tries to not show any emotion but Alex’s lips start to quiver…. muttering….)
Alex Myers: (Off Mic) I’m sorry too…..
(Alex still looks conflicted…..)
Rich Russillo: Alex doesn’t have the heart to do it!
Persephone: I give up!
Rich Russillo: Much as the talk was tough, Alex just cannot do it! He….
James Peters: AND ALEX MYERS POWERBOMBS ARIA OFF THE LADDER INTO THE POOL OF ELECTRIC EELS!
SPLASH!!!!!!!!
(DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. ALEX MYERS!!!!!
(A very distraught Alex Myers watches as the Eels start to wrap themselves around ARIA, she tries to fight for her very existence, but they continue to electrocute her. Alex quickly drops down and grabs her hand, trying to pull her out…. Eels wrapping around Alex’s arm electrocuting him….)
James Peters: ALEX MYERS WINS AND YOU SAW THE REMORSE THEY HAD WHEN DROPPING ARIA INTO THAT POOL BUT NOW THE STORY IS ALEX IS TRYING TO GET HER OUT! TAKING THAT ELECTROCUTION BY THE EELS ON THEIR ARM AND DOESN’T CARE!
Persephone: OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE LET HER GET ELECTROCUTED AND DROWN! I want to see her floating face down on top of the water!
Rich Russillo: ALEX KEPT THEIR WORD; THEY ARE TRYING TO PULL ARIA OUT OF THE POOL BUT SHE SEEMS TO BE LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS! THE EELS, THE ELECTRICITY, SHE IS ALSO TAKING IN WATER! THIS SEEMS TO BE A VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION HERE!
(ARIA loses consciousness as Alex throws caution to the wind and jumps into the water, still holding on to the ladder, quickly scooping ARIA up and finally able to climb out of the pool but not without taking some shocks of electricity. Finally grabbing the eel wrapped around the arm, tossing it back into the pool and drags ARIA out….)
James Peters: ALEX MYERS DRAGS ARIA OUT AND POUNDS HER CHEST, SHE STARTS TO SPIT OUT SOME WATER AND HE TURNS HER TO THE SIDE! ARIA IS CONSCIOUS AGAIN AND THE MEDICAL TEAM IS READY TO SLIDE INTO THE RING BUT ALEX MYERS IS NOT ALLOWING THEM TOO!
Rich Russillo: Alex is picking up ARIA to her feet, she can barely stand but Alex seems to be really concerned about her. Alex says something to her that we cannot capture but she nods, and they hug!
(The crowd cheers as the two hug one another, ARIA barely able to stand but Alex does their best to keep her upright. She then raises his hand as the crowd continues to cheer….)
James Peters: WHAT A SHOW HERE! ARIA RAISING THE HAND OF ALEX MYERS IN THIS HARD-FOUGHT VICTORY! BOTH COMPETITORS BLEEDING, BATTERED AND BRUISED BUT THEIR RESPECT FOR ONE ANOTHER AND FRIENDSHIP SURVIVED!
Rich Russillo: You don’t see this very often James that is for sure! Huge win by Alex Myers over two great competitors and the sky’s the limit for this kid that is for sure!
Persephone: Why couldn’t they both just drown. Boring.
(The final scene is ARIA and Alex hugging one more time in front of the pool with the eels swimming around it as the medical team get in and check on both competitors.)
(Commercial break for Pizza Hut Spicy Pepperoni starring some kid named Dyllan. He says it’s okay but tastes better in Japan for some reason!
(Shock Value fades back into the arena as the crowd is on their feet in anticipation. The face of Rich Russillo is seen as he is unusually standing away from his broadcasting partners and is situated somewhere around the ringside area. He has a microphone in his hand as he looks towards the camera that’s facing him with a smile on his face. The crowd is heard going berserk for some odd reason, but Rich ignores it as he begins to speak from there.)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen what a show that we’ve had for you so far as this is only the beginning for Shock Value this weekend. But tonight we have a special guest in the front row and it looks like she’s here to get closer to the action in our next match. Ladies and gentlemen please give a warm welcome… to the Universal Women’s Champion Andrea Valentine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The camera pans downward to show the crowd cheering loudly for Andrea Valentine who is sitting cross-legged in her seat with a smile on her face. She’s seen sporting fancy designer clothing along with the Universal Women’s Championship resting on her lap as she looks around and waves at the EAW Universe, blowing kisses and overall just having fun before she turns around and looks towards Rich once again.)
Rich Russillo: Andrea, I’m glad to see that you could make it tonight and be in attendance.
Andrea Valentine: Thank you Rich 😁! I’ve said in the past how much I love Voltage and kinda consider it a second home. I’ve done a lot of things on this brand and it’s what helped me get my footing as a main event competitor here in EAW. Its where I won my first World Championship, so I feel like it would be stupid not to pay homage to it for my second. The least I could do for Captain Charisma is watch his show in person anyway 😌.
Rich Russillo: Well I’m sure that’s not the only reason that you’re out here tonight, because the match coming up next is Mary S. Atlas going up against… Madison Kaline.
Andrea Valentine: Is that so?! Well maybe I just wanted to watch the whole show… but if you really wanted to put some emphasis on it 💅. In all seriousness, I was hoping to catch a glimpse of it. Watching Madison hobble to the ring after I beat her bloody with her own bat the day before on Dynasty, I was hoping she’d know how I felt when I was booked against Viz the week after she did the same to me a week ago. I guess that’s just how karma works… 🤭 I do hope that I’m not a distraction for her… That a Hall of Famer like her knows better than to get distracted by me. 😵
Rich Russillo: I mean, what happens if she ends up losing against Mary? Regardless of circumstances, that has to give you some sort of satisfaction in the end doesn’t it?
Andrea Valentine: I mean, why would it? I said from the start that I want to face the best that this company has to offer me and continue the job of elevating this Championship to the next level. The first challenger is always the most important for a Champion because it can make or break a Championship reign. If Madison lost today, especially two weeks before she has to fight for the Universal Women’s Championship… I don’t know why I’d be happy about it. She said that she was going to give me her best and that one way or another she was going to walk out with the Women’s Championship, and I want to believe that. I want to come in thinking my Championship is in jeopardy and I want to walk out with pride knowing that I overcame that obstacle and it’s the start of something truly amazing.
Andrea Valentine: Her beating me with the barbed wire bat was a start, I’m going to be honest with you on that. Though it left its scars on me it showed that she was not going to hold back and she was going to throw it all on the line to ruin my reign before it even gets a chance to start. So if she loses this, especially if it’s because of me being at ringside when I shouldn’t even be a factor in this match to begin with… well she’s not going to hear the end of it from me 🙃. All I really have to say to her is simple… don’t let me down and maybe we can at least have a good match before you lose 🤷♀️.
Rich Russillo: Are there any final thoughts that you’d like to say to the EAW Universe?
Andrea Valentine: Well, I think I’ve said all I needed to say. But if there’s one thing I have to say I’m really excited for what’s to come tonight and tomorrow 😁. A lot of the people on the Voltage brand are very talented and have what it takes to be the future of this company. Who knows, I might just get the opportunity to face them as well down the line. It’s an exciting prospect and honestly? I can’t wait 😀.
Rich Russillo: Andrea, thank you for joining us.
(Rich makes his way back towards the commentary desk while the crowd cheers louder for Andrea who looks around once again and waves her hands one final time before turning back around in her chair.)
James Peters: Some strong words being said by Andrea Valentine as we know that she’ll be watching our next matchup very closely. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out if I do say so myself.
Persephone: I’m not, hold on. HEY! YOU STUPID BITCH! VEENA WAS ALWAYS BETTER THAN YOU, SLUT!
James Peters: :krabs: Well I’m sure we’ve held up the night for long enough let’s get to the next match on hand tonight, we already got a hint of what it was and now we get to see it unfold!
(The camera fades in to Bella Braxton in the ring. Bella is smiling as the entire ring has been surrounded by performance center recruits all holding cattle prods and tasers in preparation for the upcoming contest.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is the Prods & Tasers Oh My! Match! This match will be contested under lumberjack rules… with the added stipulation that the lumberjacks will be armed with cattle prods and tasers!!!
Crowd: 
( O Fortuna by Carl Orff hits to boos from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from Tampa Bay, Florida weighing in at 120 pounds she is “The Mistress of Death” MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDISON KALINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Madison Kaline makes her way out to the ring limping as she makes her way to the ring. Madison briefly stops before entering the ring to glare at Andrea Valentine who is sitting ringside before ignoring her to enter the ring for her match.)
James Peters: Well we all saw that absolutely brutal assault from Andrea with the baseball bat on Dynasty and it is clear that Madison Kaline is still suffering the effects of that here tonight. You know she may not really be in the best shape to compete… but props to her for not backing down.
Persephone: I mean wouldn’t it be easier if she did though?
Rich Russillo: Yeah but then she would lose the match…
Persephone: Well yes but then there wouldn’t be a match. It would be much easier for me is all I’m saying.
James Peters: Well there is obviously no chance of Madison Kaline backing down after all the shit she has talked this week. She claims her opponent’s entire career is a failure and is sick of listening to Mary S. Atlas. She has vowed to shut her up once and for all here tonight! Madison insists that she will fight anybody, anytime, anywhere and that Mary is nothing more than a fucking loser with no personality!
(The crowd boos Madison Kaline loudly as she poses on the turnbuckle while still favoring her leg and other injuries from Andrea’s vicious assault on Dynasty.)
( ‘ Nothing Helps ‘ by ONE OK ROCK hits as the crowd erupts into loud cheers.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 125 pounds she is “The Princess of Missouri” MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY S. ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd erupts into cheers at the arrival of the hometown girl Mary S. Atlas making her long awaited return to St. Louis, Missouri after all this time. Mary hops into the crowd to hug it out with some friends and family as she makes her way to the ring. Madison Kaline is shown looking on in disgust at the warm reception that Mary is receiving.)
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas has arrived! Back where it all began for her!!! Mary has come home!
Persephone: I see so maybe she would rather spend some time with her family and friends instead of having this match. I mean I think we would all be happier that way.
James Peters: Agreed. She should have a party and maybe Rex will be there and Mary can strike up a conversation with him.
Persephone: No let’s just get this match over with then.
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas has been talking smack about Madison Kaline all week long telling her that she sucks and should go back into retirement. Well this is a pretty dangerous match so it is very possible that Mary sends Madison right back into retirement here tonight!
James Peters: It is going to take a lot of fight to do that… but if there is anyone who can do it I wouldn’t underestimate Mary’s chances especially since Maddie is already coming into this match injured at the hands of Andrea Valentine.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: This match is underway and these competitors are now going to lock up.
Persephone: 
Rich Russillo: What’s wrong sweet thang? They just locked up?
Persephone: Exactly. That means the match is beginning. Instead of ending.
Rich Russillo: Well I for one am hyped for this showdown between two beastly competitors and these performance center trainees are literally drooling at the chance to taze these two if they even dare to fall out of the ring in their vicinity. But as long as Madison Kaline and Mary S. Atlas stay in the ring then there should be minimal shenanigans and we can have a nice clean contest with primarily pure and technical wrestling which is what the fans here on Voltage both want and deserve.
Persephone: Nobody wants that at all.
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas looks to be gaining some momentum here tonight as she is winning this lock up. Wait no it looks like Madison Kaline turned the tide in her favor and tossed Atlas out of the ring! No! Atlas managed to grab the top rope and swing around back into the ring to avoid falling to the hungry and deranged performance center recruits on the outside who desire nothing more than to shock her bitch ass.
(The performance recruits are shown flashing their tasers with a strong desire for flesh emanating from their eyes.)
James Peters: It looks like Madison Kaline is favoring that injured leg from the beating that Andrea delivered to her earlier and she has cuts all over her body from the barbed wire. It can’t help either that Andrea is out here sitting in the front row getting into her head either.
Persephone: I wish Andrea would interfere but this match probably doesn’t even allow disqualifications either. Sigh if only there were a way to end this shit faster.
Rich Russillo: It’s good to know you like to end things fast. I’m something of an expert in that area.
Persephone:
Rich Russillo: Anyway back to the match where Madison Kaline charges at Mary S. Atlas who ducks beneath the clothesline. She charges back… but Madison with the Small Package!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Quick kickout there from Mary S. Atlas as Madison Kaline looked to steal one there but couldn’t even get a two count! She clearly has some hard work ahead of her if she wants to win this match. On the other hand imagine if Mary had lost right there. That shit would’ve been straight up devastating.
Persephone: Disagreed. It would’ve been great to get this shit over with so we can move on to a Rex match or something next. Speaking of which I sure hope neither of these two whores have spoken to him recen-
James Peters: Nobody cares. Back to the match now as Mary S. Atlas is right back up and exchanging right hands with Madison Kaline. They go back and forth fighting for dominance. MADISON! MARY! MADISON! MARY! MADISON! MARY! MADISON! MADISON! MADISON!
Rich Russillo: Looks like Madison Kaline is gaining the upper hand in this striking battle as she brawls down an asswhipping on her opponent. Mary S. Atlas is grounded as Madison begins to stomp a mud hole into her before running back off the ropes… Running Handspring Somersault connects with Madison crushing the sternum of Atlas!!! The cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: But Mary S. Atlas kicks out at one!!! Madison Kaline not even giving her room to breath grabbing the arm and hooking it going for an armbreaker but Mary flips out of it. Back up to both feet as Madison kicks her hard in the gut and hooks the arm. Snap Suplex incoming! It connects! Madison transitions to the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Another quick Kickout from Mary S. Atlas at one as this match may go on quite a bit longer to the annoyance of my colleague but the joy of our fans!
Persephone: 
Crowd: 
James Peters: Madison Kaline suddenly caught with a Running Jawbreaker from Mary S. Atlas as soon as they both get back up. Atlas now going high risk as she makes her way up to the top rope. What does she have planned here?!?! Look out!!! ATLAS WITH A FLYING ELBOW SMASH OFF THE TOP LANDING RIGHT ON THE CHEST OF MADISON!!!
Rich Russillo: Madison Kaline has been broken in half as she rolls across the ring moaning and holding her chest in pain from that impact. Madison trying to roll away to regain her composure but Mary isn’t going to let her get away that easily! Mary drops the boot hard right to the chest of Madison furthering the damage to that part of the body. Looks like Mary may have found a weak spot that she can exploit! Mary stomping away crushing as much as she can as Madison tries in vain to avoid the relentless blows. Madison screeches out in pain as Mary suddenly drives her boot down right on her left eye and damn that shit looked real painful for real.
Persephone: I wonder if Rex would enjoy me pushing my boots down on him.
James Peters: Well clearly Madison Kaline isn’t liking it much as she manages to grab the leg of Mary S. Atlas and twists her down to the mat with a Leg Screw!!! Atlas slams hard to the mat on her back as Madison keeps hold of the leg twisting it around into a Half Boston Crab. You can tell Madison is struggling to apply the hold in her injured state both the result of this match and Andrea’s earlier ambush. It doesn’t look like she will be able to maintain this hold very long.
Rich Russillo: Definitely not as Mary S. Atlas breaks up the hold with force alone flipping Madison Kaline off her to the mat. Both women back up… Madison charges in! But Mary ducks beneath the Clothesline using a Matrix style dodge! Madison turns around and walks right into a Superkick from Atlas! No! Madison catches the leg and pulls Atlas in close… EXPLODER SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!
Persephone: THE COVER THIS MATCH MAY BE OVER ALREADY! WE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO SEE ANY TAZING SO I’M SAD BUT IT’S OVER SO I’M HAPPY!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas kicks out! Madison Kaline is enraged and immediately grabs Mary and throws her back first into the corner causing her to ragdoll with intensity to the corner. Atlas rolls beneath the bottom rope as Madison advances.
James Peters: BUT HERE COMES THE PERFORMANCE CENTER RECRUITS WITH THE CATTLE PRODS AND TASERS!!-
Rich Russillo: No! At the last moment Mary S. Atlas realizes her mistake and rolls back into the ring to avoid being electrocuted by these deranged EAW trainees who are taught each and every day at our performance center to care only for causing pain and suffering to others!
James Peters: But Mary S. Atlas may have an even worse fate in store for herself as she rolls back in the ring and into the grasp of Madison Kaline! Madison drops her head first on the top turnbuckle before running the ropes and taking her head off with a charging LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rich Russillo: Madison Kaline then stomps on the hair of Mary S. Atlas as she tries to roll away and this time Mary may really have no choice but to either eat the L or escape to the outside and I’m not sure which fate is worse! Mary yanks herself free from Madison and rolls back to her feet using the ropes to get back up… but here comes Madison with a Running Dropkick to Mary kicking her into the ropes and knocking her to the outside. Mary flips over the top rope and crashes and burns to the floor below.
EAW Trainees:
James Peters: Oh no… they are circling her! Mary S. Atlas is down on the outside and she needs to get out of there right now!!! Oh shit they are coming with them tasers and prods oh my!!!
( BUZZ!!! )
Rich Russillo: BUT MARY S. ATLAS GETS HER FEET UP AND KICKS THE EAW TRAINEES AWAY FROM HER AS THEY SWARM WITH THE TASERS!!! MARY IS FIGHTING THEM OFF!!!
Persephone: NO! THIS BITCH! SHE CAN’T DO THAT! LET THEM SHOCK YOU!!!
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas kicks the taser out of the hand of a recruit as she throws another one into a charging recruit holding a cattle prod! Wait what the hell is this???
( BUZZ!)
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas is suddenly shocked from behind by an EAW trainee wearing a cowboy hat and holding a cattle prod. Oh shit this one looks like he came straight off the farm and is a real pro with that thing! He shocks Mary again from behind as she runs forward with him charging after her shocking her. He is prodding Mary with that thing like she is cattle!
James Peters: Madison Kaline is loving to see this as Mary S. Atlas runs around the ring to escape the trainee only to find others waiting for her on the other side of the ring! She leaps up onto the steel steps and hops over their tasers throwing herself sideways over the top rope and back to safety in the ring!
Rich Russillo: That was a close call but I think aside from a few shocks with that prod Mary S. Atlas managed to avoid the worst of it… but Madison Kaline is there waiting for her and kicks Mary hard in the gut. She hooks the arm setting up for a Snap Suplex but Mary reverses it! Mary sends Madison back first into the middle of the ring before kicking her towards the outside but Madison is refusing to allow herself to be sent out to the floor where she will no doubt be electrocuted to death by these EAW developmental performers. My god… the looks on these young kid’s faces… what the hell do we teach them down there?
Persephone: I wish Rex was the coach for developmental. He could really help me develop if you know what I mean.
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas drives the knee repeatedly into the chest and leg of Madison Kaline trying to exploit those injuries as the camera briefly flashes to Andrea sitting ringside. Andrea smirks knowing that Madison’s suffering in this match is at least in part because of her actions. Kaline off the ropes… LIONSAULT CONNECTS!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! MARY S. ATLAS GETS THE KNEES UP!!! MARY WITH THE COVER ON MADISON KALINE!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Persephone: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: DING! DING! DING!
Persephone: HERE IS YOURRRRR WINNERRRRR MARY S. TRASHLASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Ummm she didn’t win? Mary S. Atlas lifts up Madison Kaline immediately after kicking out and slams her down to the mat. Mary then ascends to the top rope looking for something high risk here. Will it pay off or will it be countered like Madison’s Lionsault? That remains to be seen.
James Peters: 630 SENTON OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! MARY S. ATLAS IS INSANE TO BE ABLE TO PULL SUCH A MOVE OFF!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE DOESN’T PULL IT OFF!!!! MADISON KALINE GETS THE KNEES UP JUST IN TIME AND MAY HAVE COMPLETELY SHATTERED THE INSIDES OF MARY S. ATLAS WHO FELL DOWN UPON HER WITH FORCE!!!
James Peters: Madison Kaline smelling blood in the water now as she stomps and kicks away at the side and ribs of Mary S. Atlas who wriths in pain from that failed attempt at her very special rarely used technique known only as “1996 Airline Crash On The Earth”. No doubt that move would’ve ended the match but now the only thing Mary wish would end is Madison kicking away at her on the mat refusing to let up!
Persephone: This match refuses to let up.
James Peters: Can you just do something else instead of bitching all the time? Damn. Anyway, Madison Kaline runs off the ropes… LIONSAULT!!! THIS TIME SHE GETS ALL OF IT!!! MADISON WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
James Peters: KIckout by Mary S. Atlas as Madison Kaline got the Lionsault in anyway but it still wasn’t enough to put her opponent down for good! But what more will it take? Madison yanks Mary up by the hair looking to do more damage! Madison pulls Mary in and throws her backwards with a Belly to Belly Suplex dropping her opponent on the top of her head in a very unsafe looking manner. Madison goes for the cover on Mary!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Wow I was not expecting that to be only a one count! Madison Kaline wasn’t either as she immediately mounts on top of Mary S. Atlas and begins just unloading punch after punch. Madison beating the hell out of Mary and you have to wonder who she is picturing in her mind while delivering this beating as an expression of pure rage and hatred crosses the face of Madison. But suddenly Mary with a headbutt knocking Madison back! Madison staggers back getting off Mary who gets back up as she charges in and takes Madison down with a Running Bulldog. Madison is down as Mary kicks her repeatedly into the corner as Madison tries to catch her breath. She pulls herself across the ring grabbing the bottom rope in a desperate attempt to slide away from Mar-
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas with a Running Baseball Slide to the outside sending Madison Kaline sprawling to the outside. She’s in the danger zone now! Look out!
Persephone: YES! THIS IS WHAT I LOVE TO SEE!!
Rich Russillo: As soon as Madison Kaline collapsed on the outside of the ring the EAW trainees began to swarm around her driving their tasers and prods into whatever parts of her body they could reach! Madison screams in pain as she is repeatedly electrocuted and her entire body is shaking!
James Peters: I was told before this match that some of these EAW trainees are actually former police officers who are well trained in the use of the taser. Some of them even brought their equipment that they stole from their time on the force and one told me that they knew all of the secret tricks to making the shock even more powerful than is legally allowed!
Persephone: Y’all didn’t tell me the feds were here. Gotta hide some of these Rex pics on my laptop if that is the case. Just a sec imma need a minute…
Rich Russillo: I am not sure how much more of this Madison Kaline can take as she is completely defenseless and being destroyed with these repeated shocks on the outside of the ring. Andrea at ringside is clearly loving this but I am starting to feel concerned about the state of Madison here from these deadly volts being shocked through her body!
James Peters: This is a lumberjack match dammit! You are supposed to throw her back into the ring not keep her outside!!! Come the fuck on and do your jobs!!!
Referee: Alright alright let’s get here back in! That’s enough! Hey! Come onnnnn! Oh my god you guiz are such little trouble makers! Ugh I just can’t even with you goofy goobers!
Rich Russillo: But the referee’s pleading has only caused them to shock Madison Kaline even more! She has stopped screaming and I think Kaline is completely unconscious!
James Peters: Finally it looks like they have stopped as they toss Madison Kaline’s lifeless body back into the ring and Mary S. Atlas mercifully goes for the cover and hopefully this sick match is over and we can get her checked up on already.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT MADISON KALINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!
Rich Russillo: Madison Kaline survives. Despite the assault from Andrea and what we just witnessed with those tasers and prods outside the ring she stays in this. Madison is proving why she is an EAW legend and Hall of Famer by surviving the absolute most adversity here tonight. She hasn’t even appeared to be distracted by Andrea’s presence at all and that is how you can really tell apart the legends from the rest here in this company.
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas is shook almost as badly as Madison Kaline was shocked when she was tossed outside the ring. Mary realizing that the match is not over however as she grabs Madison pulling her back up to do more damage. Bridging Dragon Suplex connects before immediately breaking the bridge and tossing Madison far across the ring. Madison is moving! I thought maybe that kickout was a spasm or something but she is definitely still conscious! Madison pulls herself up in the corner as Mary charges in delivering hard chops to the chest and Madison is being rocked up in here. Madison collapses face first into the middle of the ring as Mary climbs around behind her getting in position to set something here up…
Rich Russillo: The Ankle Lock is applied! Madison Kaline is trapped in the middle of the ring as Mary S. Atlas works that ankle! That ankle already damaged from Andrea’s baseball bat but taking even more damage here in this match and she truly has nowhere to go! She definitely doesn’t have the strength to break this thing up! Will madison be forced to tap out?
Referee: Tap?
Madison Kaline: NO!
Referee: Tappity tap?
Madison Kaline: NEVER!!!!
Referee: Tapping can be fun you know.
Madison Kaline: FUCK OFF!
James Peters: AND MADISON KALINE FLIPS HERSELF OVER AND PULLS MARY S. ATLAS FROM THE ANKLE LOCK RIGHT ON DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!! MADISON IS GOING TO STEAL THE W HERE TONIGHT!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kickout from Mary S. Atlas! Madison Kaline nearly had it there but it just wasn’t to be this time! Both competitors back up as Mary slaps Madison across the face catching her hard in the jaw! Mary tosses Madison back with a German Suplex! No! Madison fights out of it with hard elbows to the back of the head. Madison kicks Mary in the gut! Suplex! No! Mary lands behind Madison! Mary applies an Abdominal Stretch! Mary trying to tear Madison in half with this hold! But Madison falls backwards on top of Mary to break the hold with the power of gravity!!! Madison smiles as she rolls through and waits for Mary to get back to her feet…
Persephone: This match truly may never end. This may call for desperate measures.
James Peters: Madison Kaline stalking Mary S. Atlas who gets back up and immediately catches her off guard with a Running Hip Thrust! Madison sent flying back against the ropes but she charges back in with a Running Shoulder Tackle! This sends Atlas off the ropes as she makes a comeback bouncing off them as well! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! No Kaline moves out the way! Atlas is sent flying through the ropes to the outside!
Rich Russillo: NO! Mary S. Atlas grabs the top and middle ropes swinging her legs around and through in a rotation to return herself back to the ring! Such athleticism!
James Peters: But Mary S. Atlas swings right around into the extended hand of Madison Kaline who slaps the shit out of her! But Atlas responds with a bitch slap of her own! Madison is appalled! Madison pissed off now as she shoves Atlas angrily! This match appears to be breaking down here for real as these two are getting heated. Madison shoves Mary into the ropes but Mary bounces back with a Running Forearm to the face! Madison sent flying back as Mary advances on her as she spins around holding her jaw in pain. As she turns around… Mary comes flying in with a Crossbody crushing Madison down to the mat. Madison immediately throws Mary off her and gets back up.
Rich Russillo: WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!!!
James Peters: THAT DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER JUST CONNECTED OUT OF NOWHERE AND MADISON KALINE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! MARY S. ATLAS TO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I can’t believe it! Madison Kaline got the shoulder up! How in the hell is this even possible? Truly unfathomable circumstances we are dealing with here tonight!!! Mary S. Atlas immediately traps her into an armbar to keep her grounded. Mary not letting up as she realizes she must be relentless if she desires to put Madison away once and for all.
James Peters: But Madison Kaline shoves Mary S. Atlas off her and drags herself across towards the ropes. Mary charges in… but Madison ducks beneath and Mary lands on the apron as Madison tries to toss her over the ropes to the outside!
( BUZZ! )
Rich Russillo: But the performance center recruits aren’t even waiting for Mary S. Atlas to fall to the outside as they begin to shock her ankles with the tasers and prods as she stands on the apron! Mary leaps up to the turnbuckle as she tries to get away but Madison Kaline is there waiting for her! Madison hooks the arm as she climbs up to the top rope with Mary and we are in deadly territory here!!!
James Peters: MADISON KAALINE WITH A SKY HIGH SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! MARY S. ATLAS COUNTERS AND REVERSES THE SUPERPLEX! THE SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! HOLY SHIT SHE JUST WENT ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP ROPE DOWN TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEY JUST TOOK OUT SEVERAL OF THE PERFORMANCE CENTER TRAINEES IN THE PROCESS!!!
James Peters: Both women down now on the outside as we need to get a replay of that incredible maneuver. But there’s no time for that as the remaining performance center trainees are now swarming and flashing their tasers and prods menacingly! They begin to aggressively shock both Mary S. Atlas and Madison Kaline with their devices!!! Oh god I can’t watch this!
Rich Russillo: What the hell is that smell?
James Peters: I don’t think you want to know…
Rich Russillo: You right. These trainees are turning their tasers to the maximum voltage and unleashing it on Mary S. Atlas and Madison Kaline! They just might not let either of them get back into the ring and we might have to call this whole match off! These EAW performance center recruits are filled to the brim with rage and seething hatred due to being unable to make it to the main roster and they are taking it out on these two superstar talents here tonight!
James Peters: Absolutely sickening. But I am sure that Persephone is loving this right?
Rich Russillo: Persephone?
(James Peters and Rich Russillo are shown looking around in confusion as Persephone has vanished.)
James Peters: Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Persephone: (off-mic) I know that you two little whores were talking to Rexy backstage that one time. Especially you Madison. You think you can be in the same Hall of Fame as my beloved! I won’t let you take him from me!!! DIE BITCH!!!
( BUZZ! )
Rich Russillo: Oh god Persephone took one of the tasers from one of the fallen recruits and she is joining in the tasing and prodding! Someone needs to get her back to the commentary table asap!
James Peters: I got this.
(James Peters is shown dragging Persephone back to the commentary table kicking and screaming after taking the taser away from her.)
Persephone: NO! LET ME GO! I WASN’T DONE YET.
Rich Russillo: Yes you were. But these performance center recruits are not done! Both of these women are completely unconscious and we may have no choice but to call the match off! The referee is signalling for help from backstage as security and medical personnel are now approaching the ringside area. Sadly it looks like this match is going to be called off.
James Peters: Security is forcing the performance center recruits away but some of them attack the security officers with the tasers and have to be put down with the officers own tasers! The medical staff is now loading Madison Kaline and Mary S. Atlas up on stretchers as they continue to convulse from the severe electric shocks. It is too bad the match had to end this way.
Persephone: But it is good that the match is ending in any way
Rich Russillo: I guess we will have more electrifying content in store for you here tonight at Shock Value. It is just too bad we were unable to have a winner here tonight.
(Suddenly the crowd starts cheering loudly.)
James Peters: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL?!?!? MADISON KALINE IS MOVING!!! SHE JUST ROLLED OFF HER STRETCHER AND IS UP ON HER FEET! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!
Rich Russillo: Madison Kaline is refusing to be taken away from this match as she punches away the medical staff and flips Mary S. Atlas’ stretcher over! Madison unhooks Mary from the stretcher and is dragging her lifeless body all the way back to the ring. Holy shit Madison is completely savage!
James Peters: Madison Kaline is throwing Mary S. Atlas back into the ring as she grabs one of the tasers from the ground. She kicks one of the performance center recruits in the head as she climbs back into the ring! Now Madison is shocking Mary with that taser on the mat but Mary is already completely out! Mary just shocking and burning away at the rotting burned flesh of Atlas here tonight as she has completely lost it! Somebody needs to put an end to this match we need security back out here!!!
Rich Russillo: MADISON KALINE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! SHE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG HERE! SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR…
James Peters: MADDIE BOMB!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT ELEVATION BUT SHE GETS ALL OF IT!!! MADISON COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF MARY S. ATLAS AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… MADISONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( O Fortuna by Carl Orff hits to boos from the crowd as Madison Kaline has her arm raised in victory.)
Rich Russillo: Madison Kaline did it! Absolutely ruthless and refusing to take anything less than a W home tonight she has succeeded in her task!
James Peters: Madison Kaline has proven that she is still the Mistress of Death by bringing death to her opponent here tonight! Mary S. Atlas is deceased!
Persephone: This match is over so I am alive again.
(Madison Kaline is shown rolling out of the ring as she makes her way backstage. However, as she leaves she takes notice of Andrea at ringside and gets all up in her face.)
Rich Russillo: Oh shit I can’t exactly pick up what these two are saying but this is a situation that could explode at any moment. They should keep these two apart especially after that grueling match that Madison just went through.
Madison Kaline: (off-mic) How you like that huh bitch? I just whipped her ass and showed the whole roster who the fuck I am. You mad? You gonna cry? Y’all ain’t shit! EAW women ain’t shit compared to my time dominating this place it’s only a matter of time until The Mistress of Death is back on top of this motherfucker.
Andrea Valentine: (off-mic) OK BYE! <3
James Peters: BUT MADISON KALINE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF ANDREA VALENTINE’S DISRESPECT! SHE SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF HER!!!
Rich Russillo: Oh god Madison has lost her shit and she is going after Andrea! She is going to slap her again! WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
James Peters: As Andrea Valentine turns around to strike Madison Kaline she gets a face full of taser instead! MADISON SHOCKING ANDREA WITH THE TASER AS ANDREA COLLAPSES CONVULSING WITH ELECTRIC SHOCK ON THE FLOOR!!!
(Madison Kaline drops the taser as she laughs and walks up the ramp to heavy booing from the crowd.)
Rich Russillo: What the hell Maddie! That was totally uncalled for! Andrea does not deserve to be treated that way!
(Security comes out to quickly escort Madison Kaline away from Andrea Valentine who is then checked up on by medical personnel. She only was minorly shocked so she is able to get back up and recover after a short time and takes her leave from the arena for the time being.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Jake Smith auditioning for the role of his height hero Wolverine in the MCU.)
EAW: Shock Value fades to the graphic for the next match.
EAW: Bella Braxton is shown inside the ring.
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLES MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
EAW: Crowd repeats; “ONE FALL!”
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS THE FIRST EVER…ELECTRIC POOL MATCH!
EAW: The fans lose their cool as Bella BRaxton begins to explain the rules.
Bella Braxton: THIS MATCH CAN BE WON BY PIN OR SUBMISSION IN THE RING, OR IF SOMEONE GOES OVER THE EDGE AND TOUCHES THE WATER, THEY WILL LOSE THE MATCH!
EAW: The crowd goes wild as the shot then fades to a different screen- the fans start to boo heavily.
EAW: Drake King is shown walking through the backstage area, wrestling attire on, hair looking like he’s just stepped out of the shower, making his way towards the entrance curtain.
EAW: Suddenly, Drake is stopped by EAW officials, who instruct him to walk towards the parking garage. Confused, Drake tries to make his way onto the stage, but is stopped and told that his match isn’t taking place in the arena.
EAW: Drake King can be seen walking through the halls of the venue and making his way towards the parking garage. Ronan Malosi is pictured in the background taking a photo with a Bentley as he poses with a fedora and odd Hawaiian shirt.
EAW: Drake looks at him with disgust as Ronan had forgotten to cover up the rental tags for the photoshoot.
EAW: Drake then sees two former EAW competitors being dragged out as security rips off their disguises and ruthlessly drags them across the lot and out the door. Suddenly, a man in a suit holds up a sign that says “King, Drake” on it as Drake makes his way towards a black suv.
Drake King: Wait a minute? What are you-
WILHELM: SURPRISE!
EAW: WILHELM rips down his face mask and reveals his face to Drake King.
WILHELM: GUESS WHO’S BA-
BANG!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING JUST SLAMMED WILHELM’S HEAD OFF THE GLASS WINDOW OF THAT SUV! THAT’S XANDER PAYNE’S BROTHER, WILHELM! NOW DRAGGING WILHELM BACK UP AND PUTTING HIS HEAD STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT WINDOW! OH MY GOD, GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW AS DRAKE THROWS WILHELM’S BODY ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR!
James Peters: DRAKE GETS ON TOP OF THE CAR, NOW RUNNING TOWARD WILHELM AND DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE HOOD WITH A “JUDGMENT DAY”! A CURB STOMP RIGHT INTO THE HOOD OF THAT CAR AS DRAKE KING GETS DOWN AND RIPS WILHELM DOWN TO THE FLOOR!-
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE! XANDER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A TIRE IRON TO THE BACK OF DRAKE! HE TAKES THE IRON TO DRAKE’S SPINE AND DRAKE KING FALLS TO HIS KNEES, CRYING OUT IN PAIN! NOW XANDER SUPERKICKS DRAKE AND CRUSHES HIS FACE BETWEEN XANDER’S BOOT AND THE FRONT END OF THAT CAR! XANDER ABSOLUTELY STUNS DRAKE AND THEN LOOKS AT WILHELM, QUICKLY LOOKING BACK AT DRAKE, PAYING NO MIND TO HIS BLEEDING AND INJURED BROTHER?!
Persephone: HE’S GOT HIS EYES ON THE PRIZE!
James Peters: XANDER LIFTS DRAKE UP SLAMMING HIS FACE OFF THE HOOD OF THE SUV, THEN ONE MORE TIME FOR GOOD MEASURE! DRAKE’S MOUTH IS ALREADY BLEEDING A BIT AS XANDER SMEARS HIS FACE AGAINST THE HOOD AND SHOUTS IN DRAKE’S EAR! NOW TURNING HIM AROUND AND HOISTING HIM UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION! XANDER SLAMS DRAKE’S HEAD OFF THE EDGE OF THE CAR AND TO THE FLOOR WITH A “LAST SEDATION” POWERBOMB THAT ABSOLUTELY FOLDS DRAKE!
Rich Russillo: JESUS CHRIST! XANDER MAY HAVE ENDED THIS MATCH BEFORE WE EVEN GOT TO IT, THIS ELABORATE PLOT BY XANDER PAYNE USING HIS BROTHER HAS COST DRAKE KING! NOW XANDER GRABS DRAKE AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE TRUNK OF THE CAR, SLAMMING IT SHUT, AND HOPPING INTO THE DRIVER’S SEAT!
WILHELM: WAIT- WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Xander Payne: I’m sorry little one.
EAW: Xander Payne is seen running over the legs of Wilhelm, then speeding off out of the garage, not before nearly killing Ronan Malosi and crashing into the side of the Bentley.
Ronan Malosi: MAN, THIS IS A RENTAL! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!!!!!!!!
EAW: As he begins to drive, an EAW camera man jumps into the backseat of the car as Xander speeds off onto the streets of St. Louis, drifting between lanes as he tries to pay attention to the car nav and the traffic.
EAW: Xander jumps between cars and tries to floor it, but won’t make it and has to stop at a redlight. Just as Xander comes to the redlight, a man to the right of him rolls down his window and shouts at Xander. Xander rolls his window down and sees an Italian man with a blue tracksuit and a hat on. He hears the man say; AYE, I’M DRIVEN’ HEA! WHERE’S THE GABAGOOL AT, EH? CUT ME OFF ONE MOA TIME, YOUS GONNA BE SLEEPING WITH-A FISHES, PLAYA!
EAW: Xander scoffs and looks to his left, where Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman are spotted in the car next to him, cutting an aggressive practice promo on a drawing of Scott Diamond.
EAW: His associate, Hasbulla Magomedov, sits in the backseat with a shirt on that features the Russian and Ukrainian flag connected together, supporting peace in Ukraine.
GREEN!
EAW: The light turns green and Xander floors it as he rushes past all the other traffic. The street lights streak by in the windows as Xander nears his destination. The Weeknd’s “Dawn FM” plays him down the street at 80 miles an hour as Xander continues to flow through yellow lights.
Persephone: I should’ve known this fat piece of shit couldn’t drive. He probably saw an ad for all you can eat Golden Corral, morbidly obese fucking turd.
EAW: He finally reaches the end of the navigation and gets out, stepping before an enormous EAW owned warehouse. Xander sees the doors being opened by EAW officials and inside…he sees from a distance a wrestling ring floating on top of a large pool of water. Xander looks into the camera and begins to shout.
Xander Payne: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! TO WATCH ME TO KILL MY OWN SON?!
James Peters: Xander opens the trunk and- BANG! DRAKE KING SLAMS A TOOLBOX OVER HIS HEAD AS XANDER YELLS AND FALLS TO THE GROUND! DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE TRUNK AND PLACES XANDER’S HEAD ON THE EDGE OF THE TRUNK! HE SLAMS IT DOWN- BUT XANDER IS ABLE TO MOVE JUST IN TIME! NOW HITTING DRAKE WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT SENDS HIM TO HIS KNEES!
EAW: Xander stumbles and runs towards the doors of the warehouse, where EAW officials help Xander onto a crane hung platform, they lock the doors and begin transporting Xander across this large body of water and near the ring.
EAW: As they near the ring, a clear visual of it all is shown- a ring with no ropes on two sides and barbed wire on the other two. The barbed wire holds an electric current, so if either man touches it, it will explode. Xander is hovered over the water as he looks down over the gate of this platform. The ring is elevated in the air about 15 feet above the water; below it, the pool is lined with metal sectioning barriers on all sides. The barriers around the pool also contain an electric current, meaning if either competitor falls below to the water- it too will explode. The rules also state that if either person touches the water, or the first one too will lose the match.
Rich Russillo: WAIT?! WHAT THE HELL?! THE LIGHTS OF THAT SUV JUST TURNED ON AS THE ENGINE STARTS TO REV- XANDER TURNS AROUND AND NOW THIS ESCALADE IS BARRELING STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIM!
James Peters: XANDER DIVES OUT OF THE WAY, ROLLING INTO THE GRAVELY ROAD AS THE SUV ROARS PAST HIM AND BREAKS DOWN THE DOORS OF THE WAREHOUSE! OH MY GOD- IT GOES OVER THE BOUNDARY AND STRAIGHT DOWN INTO POOL OF WATER! OH MY GOD, DRAKE KING IS IN THERE!? IT HITS THE WATER WITH A CRASH AND EXPLOSIONS GO OFF EVERYWHERE AS THE AREA BEGINS TO ENVELOPE IN SMOKE-
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING FROM BEHIND, HE GRABBED A LOG AND SMACKED IT OVER XANDER’S HEAD! DRAKE WASN’T IN THAT CAR, HE MUST’VE PUT SOMETHING ON THE GAS AND JUST TRIED TO KILL XANDER! BUT HE’S IN CONTROL NOW AS HE DRAGS XANDER PAYNE’S FACE ACROSS THE GRAVEL AND FURTHER AWAY FROM THE WAREHOUSE WHERE THE RING IS!
James Peters: Now it’s Drake who starts walking towards the entrance! He wants to get there first- but Xander snatches him by the hair and pulls him backwards! Drake with an elbow to the face, which Payne evades and fires back with his own big punch! Xander stumbles Drake back, now using an Irish whip to SEND DRAKE TUMBLING ACROSS THE DIRT AND INTO SOME SHRUBBERY-
SNAP!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD- DRAKE KING TRIED TO GET UP AND HE GOT HIS ANKLET CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP! THAT TRAP SNAPPED OVER HIS ANKLE AS HE SHRIEKS IN AGONY! XANDER NOW WITH A STUNNER AS DRAKE’S HEAD IS WHIPLASHED BACKWARDS AND HE FALLS TO THE GROUND WITH HIS LEG STILL TRAPPED IN THAT BEAR TRAP! JESUS CHRIST!
Persephone: :damn: THOSE SHITS WERE MADE FOR XANDER, NOT DRAKE!!!
James Peters: Xander Payne mercilessly stuns Drake and now he begins to stumble his way towards this warehouse entrance! He makes it there and..he’s greeted by EAW officials who tell him he has to be taken to the ring via crane.
Persephone: Lol good luck, slobby obsese piggy looking motherfucker is gonna bring that whole fucking thing down.
EAW: Xander with an ominous look on his face as he looks down at the water and at the barbed wire is transported successfully to the ring- but he won’t get much lead time. Drake King, after being helped by an EAW official, appears at the other end of this giant pool of water for the crane to come back and bring him to the ring.
Rich Russillo: Wow, Drake with a look of painful rage on his face as his hands and boot are all covered in blood from that bear trap, which looks like it claimed a good portion of his wrestling boot as his lower leg is tattered and ripped up, only pieces remaining. His lower leg is bleeding and there’s obvious puncture marks and it’s already swollen and bruised. Good lord.
EAW: Drake steps onto the platform and is carried over the pool as a shot of Drake staring right at Xander is shown, the two standing with a cold stare at one another as there will be absolutely no love lost tonight. Xander is in no rush to start this match, but Drake looks like he’s frothing at the mouth to get there and hurt Xander Payne.
James Peters: Drake now steps off the platform and into the ring- it’s on.
Rich Russillo: THE BRAWL ENSUES INSIDE THE RING AS DRAKE TRIES TO MAKE QUICK WORK OF THIS MATCH AND PUSH XANDER TOWARDS THE EDGE- BUT IT’S XANDER WHO TURNS IT AROUND AND SHOVES DRAKE TOWARDS THE ROPELESS RING EDGE! DRAKE KING ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF, JUMPING WITH AN ENZIGURI THAT STUNS XANDER!
Rich Russillo: Xander wobbles as he drops to a knee, Drake turns around, but Xander grabs him by the hair and now tries to muscle him into the barbed wire- but Drake manages to mount a counter attack and take Xander’s back. Drake goes for a suplex, Xander swings a wild back elbow that Drake now evades, but DRAKE HAS A HOLD OF THE WRIST! DRAKE DELIVERS A JUMPING KNEE INTO THE FACE OF XANDER AS HE USES A MODIFIED VARIANT OF THAT RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!
James Peters: Xander is out of it as Drake has him on a knee! Drake bounces off the ropes and LEAPS IN FOR A “JUDGEMENT DAY”! NO! XANDER HAD IT SCOUTED AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND LANDS A SUPERKICK FLUSH TO DRAKE’S FACE! THAT ONE HAS DRAKE WOBBLING AS HE NEARS THE EDGE AND TEETERS ON THE VERY VERGE OF A POSSIBLE CAREER ENDING FALL!
Rich Russillo: CAREER ENDING?! THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS HAD HIS FINGERS TAKEN OFF WITH CHAINSAWS, HEAD SMASHED WITH HAMMERS, GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE! HE KNOWS HOW TO SURVIVE! XANDER PAYNE WAS SIDELINED FOR MONTHS BY A FALL LESSER THAN THIS, IF ANYTHING IT’S XANDER WHO NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL!
James Peters: HE SURGES TOWARDS DRAKE KING, BUT DRAKE SLIDES IN WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF XANDER! THAT TOOK HIM OFF HIS FEET AS BOTH MEN TRY TO RECUPERATE! DRAKE AND XANDER MEET IN THE MIDDLE NOW AND THE BRAWL IS ON AGAIN! A STORM OF PUNCHES AND ELBOWS, BUT DRAKE GETS THE BETTER OF XANDER AS HE BASHES HIS ELBOW AGAINST XANDER’S TEMPLE! THAT ONE HURTS XANDER BAD!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE TAKES THE BACK OF XANDER- HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN A SLEEPER HOLD! BUT PAYNE REMAINS ON HIS FEET AND TRIES TO RUN BACK FIRST INTO THE EXPLOSIVE BARBED WIRE! HE GETS CLOSE AS DRAKE DROPS DOWN AND MANAGES TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM IT, FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS TO SHOVE XANDER FORWARD AND MEET HIM IN THE CENTER AGAIN!
James Peters: BANG! A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM DRAKE KING! XANDER DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AS DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES-
Rich Russillo: “AFTER HOURS”! XANDER SNAPPED DRAKE DOWN WITH FORCE IN AN STO BACKBREAKER AS DRAKE KING’S NECK AND BACK GET CUT IN HALF OVER THE KNEE OF THE “PAYNEKILLER”! LOOK AT XANDER NOW, DROPS DOWN AND TRIES TO LOCK IN “THE DAWN”! THAT NASTY BULLY CHOKE THAT COULD END DRAKE’S NIGHT!! AND DRAKE- WAIT?! WHAT IS THAT!?!
James Peters: IS THAT A RAZOR BLADE?! IT FELL OUT OF XANDER’S BOOT! XANDER SEES IT AND LETS GO OF THE CHOKE, JUMPING FOR THE BLADE- BUT DRAKE GRABS IT FIRST!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE TURNS AROUND AND SLASHES AT THE FACE OF XANDER AS A MASSIVE CUT ACROSS THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER PAYNE IS OPENED! BLOOD SPLATTERS ONTO THE CANVAS AND THAT FAMILIAR SIGHT OF A WHITE CANVAS TURNED RED IS BEGINNING TO BECOME FAMILIAR ONCE MORE! DRAKE SWINGS AT XANDER WITH THE BLADE-
James Peters: PAYNE EVADES THAT BLOW AND DRIVES A HELLACIOUS HEADBUTT INTO DRAKE’S SKULL! A BRUTAL HEADBUTT THAT ROCKS DRAKE KING AND XANDER GRABS THE WRIST OF DRAKE, TRYING TO GET HOLD OF THIS RAZOR! THEY LIFT IT UP IN THE AIR, BOTH FIGHTING WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT TO GAIN CONTROL AND-
…
STAB!
James Peters: DRAKE SHOVES THE RAZOR BLADE INTO XANDER’S SIDE! XANDER GASPS AS DRAKE STABS HIM AND DRAKE KING RIPS THE BLADE OUT, THROWING IT OVER THE SIDE OF THE RING AS HE TRIPS XANDER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! DRAKE KING STOMPS ON THE BLEEDING WOUND OF XANDER AS XANDER PAYNE STARTS LOSING LARGE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD! THIS MATCH IS ABOUT TO BE STOPPED FOR PAYNE’S SAKE!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE TURNS HIM OVER, PUTTING XANDER PAYNE IN THE “SCRIPTURE”! THIS KOJI CLUTCH LIKE SUBMISSION AS XANDER IS STILL LOSING BLOOD AND BOTH MEN ARE NOW COATED IN IT! XANDER PAYNE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AND HE’S ABOUT TO TAP! HE CRAWLS AROUND THE RING, BUT HE REALIZES THERE’S NO ROPES TO GRAB! THERE’S ONLY THAT EXPLOSIVE BARBED WIRE!!
James Peters: DRAKE HAS THE “SCRIPTURE” IN TIGHT AS HE TRIES TO WRENCH BACK ON THE NECK AND HEAD OF XANDER PAYNE! HE’S TRYING TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW AND PUT XANDER OUT- NO! XANDER FREES HIS HEAD AND REACHES BACKWARD, DIGGING HIS FINGERS INTO THE LACERATIONS ON DRAKE’S LEG! THE LACERATIONS FROM THAT BEAR TRAP, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. XANDER RIPPING AWAY AND SCRATCHING AT THOSE CUTS AS DRAKE SCREAMS IN PAIN!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE TAKES HIS FINGERS AND DIGS THEM INTO XANDER’S EYES! NOW GRABBING XANDER BY THE BEARD AND BY THE HAIR, SLAMMING HIS SKULL DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A NASTY THUD! HE’LL DO ANYTHING NOT TO JOIN THE PAYNE PALACE! THE PAYNE PATROL! DRAKE KING NOW TRANSITIONS INTO THE “SCRIPTURE” AGAIN! HE TRIES FOR THE SUBMISSION AND HE LOCKS IT IN! IT’S IN DEEP AS XANDER PAYNE TRIES TO CRAWL AROUND THE RING FOR ANY KIND OF SAVING GRACE! ANY 11TH HOUR SAVE!
Persephone: WAIT- HE’S NOT THIS DUMB….HE CAN’T BE?!?
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE CRAWLS TOWARDS THE BARBED WIRE AND HE STICKS HIS HAND OUT, HE’S FADING IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS! HE KNOWS THIS MATCH IS LOST EITHER WAY RIGHT NOW! DRAKE IS SO OBSESSED WITH PUTTING XANDER OUT, HE’S NOT LETTING GO! XANDER GETS JUST AN INCH CLOSER TO THE BARBED WIRE JUST AS DRAKE SEES IT AND-
Rich Russillo: NO-
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Rich Russillo: XANDER GRABBED AHOLD OF THAT BARBED WIRE AND CAUSED AN EXPLOSION THAT SENT THEM BOTH FLYINNNNNGGGGGGG!! THE ENTIRE RING IS ENVELOPED IN SMOKE! THE WHOLE RING IS UP IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD AS NOTHING IS HEARD FROM EITHER MAN! OH MY GOD! THAT BARBED WIRE EXPLODED AS XANDER PAYNE GRABBED IT! HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO TAKE DRAKE KING WITH HIM!
Rich Russillo: He knew this match was in it’s dying moments! He knew he needed something extreme to level the playing field, but he might’ve leveled it for good! That decision might’ve just lost him this match as there’s no sign of movement anywhere! Wait, IS THERE?…
EAW: The smoke begins to clear as Xander Payne is shown still down and out on the canvas, the blood on his face turned to a grayish black coat of dust. The smoke begins to fade as an haunting silhouette of Drake King is shown through it.
Rich Russillo: NO WAY…NO FUCKING WAY…
James Peters: OH MY GOD-
EAW: The smoke finally clears to show Drake King startlingly staring down at Xander Payne. The blood and dust all over his face as well, but he remains in the center of the ring, alive.
Rich Russillo: HE’S ON HIS FEET! THAT SMOKE CLEARED AND DRAKE WAS ALREADY UP, HE WAS WAITING, LIKE A GHOST WAITING COMING BACK FROM THE GRAVE! XANDER IS BARELY MOVING AS DRAKE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY POSSESSED RIGHT NOW! I TOLD YOU, HE HAS AN ABILITY TO PERSEVERE THROUGH THESE HORRIFIC WARS OF ATTRITION! HE KNOWS HOW TO SURVIVE AND IT TAKES SO MUCH TO PUT HIM DOWN!
James Peters: I FEAR YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT AS DRAKE HEADS TO THE CORNER AND CALLS FOR A “JUDGEMENT DAY”!!! HE’S CALLING FOR THIS VICIOUS CURB STOMP, HE KNOWS IT’LL SURELY PUT XANDER PAYNE OUT FOR THE FINAL CURTAIN OF THIS ABSOLUTE CINEMA! HE’S WAITING FOR XANDER TO GET UP AND…Wait?!?? Drake King looks like he’s reconsidering?!?
Rich Russillo: HE KNOWS THIS MATCH NEEDS TO END WITH ONE OF THESE MEN FALLING TO THE POOL OF DEATH BELOW! HE KNOWS XANDER CAME PREPARED TO DIE, SO THAT’S WHAT DRAKE NEEDS TO DEAL, DEATH! OR AS CLOSE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO IT! HE JUST SAW XANDER RISK HIS OWN LIFE IN ORDER TO TAKE THEM BOTH OUT! HE’S GOTTA FINISH THIS MATCH DEFINITIVELY AND PUT XANDER IN A GRAVE HE CAN’T CRAWL OUT OF!
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE FINALLY GETS TO HIS FEET- DRAKE KING JUMPS AT HIM WITH A DROPKICK ATTEMPT TO SEND XANDER OVER THE RING’S EDGE TO THE AWAITING OCEAN OF C4’S!
Rich Russillo: “LAST SEDATIOONNNNNNN”!!! XANDER PAYNE WITH A “LAST SEDATION” TO DRAKE KING AS HE POWERBOMBS DRAKE KING’S SKULL TO THE CANVAS WITH FORCE! XANDER PAYNE OUT OF NOWHERE, HE DID IT! HE COVERS DRAKE KING AS THE REFEREE COUNTS FROM ACROSS THE WATER OVER AN INTERCOM!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
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EAW: KICKOUT!
James Peters: DRAKE KING POWERED OUT! HE GOT HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS RIGHT AT 3 AS THE REFEREE SAYS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! RAZOR CLOSE AS XANDER PAYNE NEARLY HAD THIS MATCH WON AND DONE! DRAKE KING SURVIVINF OFF THE HATRED OF JOINING THE PAYNE BRIGADE! HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO QUESTION IT, HE’S BEATEN, SLASHED, EXHAUSTED AND DEMORALIZED! HE’S BEEN OUT OF ACTION FOR MONTHS AND NOW IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR OF HIS LIFE!
Persephone: Yeah, but that’s HIM. I’D get up and toss Drake King over the side like the soggy pasta noodle he fucking is.
Rich Russillo: Both men are crippled in the ring as Xander Payne barely begins to stir. This match was always going to be scarring for both, but my god, these two are going to depths to win this match that most in EAW won’t ever venture to. This is a spectacle and I can tell you now, neither man will truly win this match. One’s gonna survive it and the other is going to be the source of live medical status updates on the EAW social feed after this match.
James Peters: Xander Payne is beginning to stand, but he barely can. He buckles back down from his feet onto his knees and drops his head onto the canvas. He’s so badly broken and beaten right now, but knows that he needs to risk it all if he wants to leave with the most hardfought winning result of his life.
EAW: Xander Payne punches his fists against the canvas as Drake King starts to lift his head off the ground, finally starting to stir. Xander slowly raises his head and starts almost shaking out of sheer anger, pain, and desperation.
Rich Russillo: OH BOY, XANDER PAYNE IS COMING UNHINGED! HE GRABS DRAKE BY THE HAIR AND NOW WHIPS HIM FACE FIRST TO THE CANVAS! SMASHING DRAKE’S TEETH ON THE CANVAS, THEN SLAMMING HIS HEAD DOWN ONE MORE TIME! HE’LL FORCE DRAKE KING TO BECOME PART OF THE PAYNE POLICE! THUNDEROUS SLAMS AS XANDER PAYNE LIFTS DRAKE KING UP TO HIS KNEES! XANDER RUSHES FORWARD AND DRIVES A DISCUS PALM STRIKE STRAIGHT INTO THE NOSE OF DRAKE KING! “OVERDOSE” LANDS FLUSH AS BLOOD SPRAYS FROM DRAKE KING’S NOSE AND HE HITS THE GROUND IN A BLOODY HEAP!
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE HAS LOST IT AND HE’S SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS RIGHT NOW! WAIT?! WHAT IS HE?!- XANDER IS CALLING FOR THE CRANE TO BE LOWERED DOWN TO THE RING! HE’S SCREAMING FOR THEM TO LOWER THE CRANE PLATFORM DOWN TO THE RING! XANDER PAYNE WAVING IT ON AND- THEY’RE ACTUALLY DOING IT! THEY’RE BRINGING IT TO THE RING CANVAS, WHAT IS HE THINKING??!??!
Rich Russillo: I HAVE NO IDEA. THERE’S NO WAY OUT, THIS CRANE IS STRAIGHT IN THE AIR AND ON A PLATFORM OF ITS OWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS POOL, HE CAN’T GO ANYWHERE! WAIT- HE CAN! HE CAN GO UP!
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE IS ASCENDING THE CRANE, HE’S CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF IT AND GOING HIGHER AND HIGHER ABOVE THE RING! HE’S GOING UP AS DRAKE KING STILL IS ON THE CANVAS! XANDER PAYNE WANTS TO DROP FROM THE SKY TAKE DRAKE KING OUT! OH MY GOD, HE’S GONNA BRING THE RING DOWN STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE WATER WITH THIS ONE, JESUS CHRIST!
Persephone: THE RING?!? FORGET THAT SHIT, HE’S ABOUT TO CAUSE AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! I KNEW THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE PUT “DON’T LOOK UP” ON NETFLIX IN CANADA, HE’S GETTING IDEAS!!!!
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE HAS GOTTA BE 70 FEET IN THE AIR, AT LEAST 20 FEET ABOVE THAT RING AS HE STARES DOWN AT DRAKE KING! XANDER PAYNE LOOKS UP, AS IF HE KNOWS THIS IS IT! AND HE LEAPS-
James Peters: NO! HE HOLDS ON AS HE SEES DRAKE GET TO HIS FEET! DRAKE GETS TO HIS FEET AND NOW HE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE CRANE! HE STARTS TO CLIMB IT AND HE’S GOING TO MEET XANDER UP THERE! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, DRAKE KING IS ON HIS WAY TO MEET PAYNE IN THE SKIES AND THIS CANNOT END WELL FOR EITHER MAN! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!
Persephone: WHAT IS?! DRAKE ISN’T CLIMBING UP THERE! HOLY SHIT, HE JUST RIPPED OPEN THE DOOR TO THAT CRANE AND NOW HE SLINGS THE OPERATE OUT AS HE FALLS TO THE POOL BELOW-
BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Persephone: HOLY SHIT, DRAKE KING LITERALLY JUST THREW THE CRANE OPERATOR INTO THAT EXPLODING POOL AND THE ENTIRE SIDE OF THE RING IS UP IN A CLOUD OF THICK SMOKE! JESUS CHRIST, I MEAN THAT GUY WAS PROBABLY A BUM ANYWAY, BUT SOMEONE GET DOWN THERE AND CHECK ON HIM MAYBE?! THIS DUDE IS FUCKING NUTS.
Rich Russillo: DRAKE HOPS IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT, OH BOY! XANDER CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE’S TRYING TO GET DOWN AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN, BUT IT’S TOO LATE! DRAKE STARTS MOVING THE CRANE AND XANDER PAYNE IS NOW DANGLING OVER THE EXPLODING POOL! DRAKE IS MOVING THE CRANE AROUND AND TRYING TO SHAKE XANDER OFF! HE’S VIOLENTLY SHIFTING THE CRANE BACK AND FORTH AS XANDER HANGS ON FOR DEAR LIFE!
James Peters: HE CAN’T GET HIM TO FALL- BUT HE DOESN’T NEED TO! DRAKE KING WITH A FILTHY SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS AS XANDER AND WAVES GOODBYE! DRAKE STARTS TO LOWER THE CRANE AND XANDER PAYNE IS DANGLING FROM THE CRANE AS IT STARTS TO LOWER TO THAT ELECTRIC POOL! OH MY GOD, HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET BACK ON THE CRANE!
Rich Russillo: XANDER BARELY MANAGES TO LIFT HIMSELF OVER THE EDGE- OH MY GOD, HE RUNS ACROSS THE PLUMMETING CRANE AND HE DIVES THROUGH MIDAIR TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE RING AS THE ARM OF THE CRANE HITS THE WATER AND A MASSIVE EXPLOSION GOES OFF AGAIN!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
James Peters: THERE’S SMOKE EVERYWHERE, I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING BUT DRAKE KING GETTING BACK INTO THE RING! I CAN’T SEE XANDER ANYWHERE- I THINK HE GOT BROUGHT DOWN IN THE WRECKAGE! HOLY SHIT, I THINK HE GOT TRAPPED UNDER THAT CRANE, OH MY GOD! WHERE THE HELL, JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST! DRAKE KING IS WAVING AT THE REFEREE TO CALL THIS MATCH AND HE’S ABOUT TO!
Rich Russillo: HE’S ABOUT…HE’S…..
James Peters: HE’S ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE IS HANGING ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING, THE SMOKE CLEARED AND HE’S REVEALED! HE’S ALIVE, BUT HE’S SECONDS AWAY FROM FALLING! HE’S SECONDS FROM FALLING AND DRAKE KING KNOWS IT! DRAKE KING WAVES AT HIM ONE MORE TIME AS XANDER SCREAMS OUT, BLOOD STILL DRIPPING FROM HIS SIDE FROM THAT STAB WOUND EARLIER!
James Peters: DRAKE WAVES AND WALKS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, HOLDING HIS ARMS IN THE AIR, BASKING IN THIS MOMENT! HE’S GONNA LET XANDER FALL, HE KNOWS HE DOESN’T NEED TO RISK TRYING TO FIGHT ANYMORE! HE’S GONNA LET HIM PLUMET TO-
Rich Russillo: XANDER JUST PUT AN ARM OVER THE EDGE INTO THE RING?! HE GOT AN ELBOW OVER AND DRAKE KING’S FACE CHANGES IMMEDIATELY! HE DROPS HIS ARMS AS XANDER NOW GETS THE OTHER ELBOW OVER! XANDER IS USING SHEER WILL AND PRIDE TO SCRAPE HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING! HOLY SHIT! WHAT A MOMENT, HE’S USING EVERYTHING INSIDE HIS WILL TO WIN AND SURVIVE TO GET BACK INTO THE RING AS HE CRIES IN AGONY!
James Peters: DRAKE ANGRILY WALKS TOWARDS XANDER- BUT XANDER GRABS HIS HAIR AND NOW LEANS BACK TOWARDS THE EDGE! HE’S WILLING TO PULL DRAKE OVER THE EDGE WITH HIM! HE’LL TAKE DRAKE KING RIGHT DOWN TO HELL WITH HIM, WHERE HE BELONGS! DRAKE WON’T LET IT HAPPEN SO EASILY AS HE YELLS IN PAIN AND FIGHTS TO DRAG XANDER UPWARDS!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MOVE BY XANDER, WHO IS LITERALLY DRAGGED INTO THE RING BY DRAKE AS “THE REDEEMER” MANAGES TO FINALLY FREE HIMSELF FROM XANDER’S GRASP! HOLY HELL, XANDER PAYNE BACK IN THE RING AND FINALLY ON GROUND LEVEL- NO!
James Peters: “JUDGEMENTTTTTTTT DAYYYYYYYYY”!!!! “JUDGMENT DAY” FROM DRAKE KING AS HE CURB STOMPS XANDER STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND! HE FALLS DOWN ON TOP OF XANDER’S BODY EXHAUSTED AS HE THROWS AN ARM OVER AND BARELY LIFTS A LEG! DRAKE KING, FOR THE WIN!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
…
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EAW: KICKOUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE POWERS OUT OF THE “JUDGEMENT DAY”!!! HE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AND OFF THE CANVAS AT THE VERY LAST SECOND POSSIBLE AND DRAKE KING FALLS TO THE GROUND IN DISBELIEF! BOTH MEN ARE LAYING ON THE MAT, XANDER THE WORSE FOR WEAR, BUT NEITHER MAN IN GREAT CONDITION! MY GOD, THESE TWO AREN’T GOING TO STOP UNTIL THEY’VE DRAGGED EACH OTHER PAST THEIR LIMITS, WHICH IS HORRIFYING CONSIDERING THE WARS THEY’VE BOTH SEEN!
EAW: Drake king sits on the canvas, clearing the blood, dust, and sweat from his weary eyes, slouching his head and letting his hair cover his face. He looks as defeated as we’ve ever seen him, as tried and as tired as any match has ever made him look.
EAW: Xander Payne sluggishly rolls onto his side, but still makes no attempt to get back up. He’s barely opened his eyes as the camera focuses on Drake King, behind Xander, who lifts his head up and stares straight into the sky. Drake takes a deep breath, lifting himself up like a wounded warrior, closing his eyes, and raising his arms in the air once again.
Drake King: I’m here to save EAW from parasites like you, from The “Payne Plague” and I’ll do it by any means necessary.
EAW: Xander looks up at Drake and then struggles and cries to his knees.
Drake King: I’ll redeem EAW by removing the cancer from it’s system.
EAW: Xander Payne looks up at Drake and stands straight up, face to face, these two stare at one another and get nose to nose.
Rich Russillo: HERE THEY GO! XANDER GOT UP AND NOW THE BRAWL IS ON! DRAKE ALREADY GETTING THE BETTER OF THE WEAKENED XANDER PAYNE, WHO IS STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT “JUDGEMENT DAY” ONLY A FEW MINUTES AGO! DRAKE TAKING OVER AND BEATING XANDER BACK DOWN TO A KNEE! DRAKE LUNGES FORWARD WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER IT, GRABBING HIS NECK AND JUMPING INTO THE AIR WITH A REVERSE STUNNER!!!
James Peters: THAT REVERSE STUNNER JUST SNAPPED THE NECK OF DRAKE KING BACKWARDS AND HE GRABS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IN PAIN! XANDER STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET, FALLING DOWN AGAIN, BUT LIFTING HIMSELF BACK UP AND CONTINUING ON FORWARD! HE RUNS TOWARDS DRAKE AND DROPS HIMSELF LIKE AN ANVIL ONTO THE BODY OF DRAKE WITH A RUNNING SENTON! HE CRUSHES DRAKE’S RIBS WITH THAT RUNNING SENTON AND DRAKE KING SPITS BLOOD ONTO THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: XANDER GETS UP TO HIS FEET NOW! HE GOES FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT AND IT LANDS FLUSH! HE LANDS THE MOONSAULT ON DRAKE KING AND DOES EVEN MORE DAMAGE TO HIS MIDSECTION! DRAKE KING IS IN BAD SHAPE RIGHT NOW AS XANDER PAYNE BUILDS MOMENTUM! HE COULD BE ON THE CUSP OF DRAWING THE LAST BLOOD OF THIS MATCH!
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK- DRAKE KING FIRES ONE AT THE SAME TIME AND THEY DROP ONE ANOTHER WITH DUELING SUPERKICKS! BOTH MEN SUPERKICK THE OTHER AND THEY FALL TO THE CANVAS! THEY’VE COME TO A STALEMATE AND WE ARE BACK AT SQUARE ONE WITH THESE TWO ELITISTS!
EAW: Both men begin to laboredly get to their feet and stare at one another again.
Rich Russillo: They’re up…DRAKE WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK, BUT XANDER SIDESTEPS HIM! XANDER THROWS A LARIAT OUT THERE, DRAKE NOW DUCKS UNDER THAT ONE! HE RUNS BACK TOWARDS XANDER AND JUMPS WITH A FLYING KNEE! XANDER CATCHES DRAKE ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY…NOW TRANSITIONING TO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR HOLD! XANDER SNAPS DRAKE OFF HIS SHOULDERS DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE WITH A “MEMENTO MORI”!!!!! THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR FLIP INTO A BACKBREAKER!!! XANDER PAYNE SHOCKS DRAKE KING!
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE NOW LIFTS DRAKE KING UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION…OH MY GOD! HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND BIELS DRAKE WITH A POWERBOMB INTO THAT BARBED WIRE-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD- DRAKE KING JUST GOT POWERBOMBED INTO THAT BARBED WIRE AND THERE WAS A MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN THE RING! XANDER PAYNE WAS SENT TUMBLING BACK AND CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THE RING AS DRAKE KING IS STILL SOMEWHERE INSIDE THAT SMOKE!
James Peters: XANDER PAYNE WALKS THROUGH THE SMOKE AND BRUSHES IT OFF, TRYING TO CLEAR THE AIR AS HE DRAGS THE MUTILATED AND BROKEN BODY OF DRAKE KING INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! XANDER PAYNE DROPS DOWN IN PAIN, STILL WINCING AS HIS SIDE STARTS TO BLEED AGAIN! HE LOCKS UP THE ARMS OF DRAKE KING IN A RINGS OF SATURN LIKE SUBMISSION AND NO WRENCHES BACK WITH THE “ILLUMINATION”!!! XANDER PAYNE WITH THE “ILLUMINATION” IN TIGHT!!!
Rich Russillo: XANDER PAYNE MADE IMPACT PASS OUT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 14 WITH THIS SUBMISSION, WE KNOW JUST HOW DANGEROUS IT IS AND AFTER THAT EXPLOSION- I’M NOT SURE IF DRAKE KING IS EVEN CONSCIOUS?! HE ISN’T EVEN FIGHTING THIS SUBMISSION, HE’S JUST GETTING HIS HEAD SHOULDER RIPPED BACKWARDS AS HIS HEAD LIFELESSLY DANGLES TO THE GROUND!
James Peter: THE REFEREE IS STOPPING THIS MATCH!
Persephone: WAIT- WHY IS?! XANDER PAYNE JUST LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION! HE LET GO AS HE FELL FACE FIRST TO THE GROUND AND I THINK HE BLACKED OUT! HE’S STARTING TO CRAWL BACK TO HIS KNEES, BUT I THINK ALL THIS BLOOD LOSS JUST MADE HIM PASS OUT! HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF A VICTORY HERE TONIGHT! HE GRABS HIS SIDE AND TRIES TO GET BACK UP, BUT NEITHER MAN IS STRONG ENOUGH TO! DRAKE KING ISN’T EVEN TRYING TO!
Referee: ATTENTION ALL COMPETITORS-
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Rich Russillo: What is he doing?
Referee: BOTH MEN HAVE REACHED A 30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT, MEANING THAT IN EXACTLY 5 MINUTES, THE RING WILL FALL TO THE EXPLODING POOL BELOW.
Rich Russillo: WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT?!
Persephone: YES, KILL THEM BOTH!
James Peters: XANDER CAN’T BELIEVE IT, A LOOK OF URGENCY ACROSS HIS FACE AS HE STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET, FALLING DOWN TO HIS KNEES ONCE MORE, THEN TURNING TO DRAKE KING- DRAKE IS JUST BARELY CONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW, THAT EXPLOSION HURT HIM SO BADLY AND HE HASN’T MOVED SINCE!
Rich Russillo: I’M STILL IN SHOCK AT WHAT WE JUST HEARD- LOOK UP ABOVE THE RING! THERE’S A DIGITAL STOPWATCH THAT’S COUNTING DOWN FROM 5 MINUTES!
EAW: 5:00…
EAW: 4:59…
EAW: 4:58…
James Peters: OH MY GOD, XANDER PAYNE SEES IT AND HE STARTS JUST TRYING TO SHOVE DRAKE OVER THE EDGE! TRYING TO DRAG HIM ACROSS THE RING, USING ALL HIS ENERGY LEFT TO GET DRAKE OVER THE EDGE, BUT DRAKE KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING! HE’S CLAWING AND SCRATCHING TO STAY ALIVE! DRAKE IS BITING HE CANVAS TRYING TO SURVIVE, BUT XANDER IS STILL PULLING HIM!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE TURNS OVER AND THROWS A NASTY BOOT INTO THE FACE OF XANDER! THAT ONE WOBBLED HIM AS DRAKE GROANS LOUDLY AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE UNLOADS WITH A HARD PUNCH TO XANDER’S MIDSECTION! THEN A FOREARM TO HIS FACE! XANDER ISN’T GOING DOWN AND DRAKE STEPS BACK, CHARGING A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! HE THROWS IT- BUT IT’S CAUGHT! XANDER CATCHES THE KICK AND POPS HIM UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION!
James Peters: DRAKE KING COUNTERS AS HE FALLS BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET AND MANAGED TO HOOK THE ARMS OF XANDER ON THE WAY DOWN- “ASCENSIONNNNNNN”!!!!!! DRAKE KING WITH AN AMAZING COUNTER AS HE HOOKED XANDER’S ARMS AND DROPPED HIM FACE FIRST TO THE GROUND! DRAKE PEERS UP AT THE STOPWATCH…
EAW: 3:03…
EAW: 3:02…
EAW: 3:01…
Rich Russillo: TIME IS RUNNING OUT, ONE OF THESE GUYS HAS 3 MINUTES LEFT TO WIN THIS MATCH, OR THEY’RE BOTH GONNA LOSE IT!
James Peters: DRAKE KING KNOWS THAT THE TIME IS NOW! HE LINES UP IN THE CORNER AND SPRINTS TOWARDS XANDER PAYNE! “JUDGEMENT DAY”!!!! NO!!!! XANDER PAYNE GETS UP AND POPS DRAKE KING INTO THE AIR- “LAST SEDATION”!!!!! HE LANDS THE POWERBOMB, OH MY GOD! HE LANDS IT AND XANDER DROPS DOWN INTO THE COVER OF DRAKE KING, OH MY JESUS!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
EAW: KICKOUT!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING KICKS OUT AGAIN! OH MY GOD, DRAKE POWERS OUT AND XANDER SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION! HE LOOKS UP AT THE CLOCK-
EAW: 2:10…
EAW: 2:09…
EAW: 2:08…
James Peters: THE CLOCK IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND THERE’S JUST OVER 2 MINUTES LEFT! XANDER PAYNE TRIES TO GRAB DRAKE AND THROW HIM OVER THE EDGE AGAIN NOW- DRAKE WITH AN ELBOW TO XANDER’S FACE! NOW DRAKE JUMPS WITH AN ENZIGURI THAT ROCKS XANDER DOWN TO A KNEE! DRAKE KING SOMEHOW STILL FIGHTING AFTER THAT SPINE SHATTERING POWERBOMB!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE NOW SHOVES A KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S HEAD! THAT ONE HURT XANDER BAD, BUT HE’S STILL ON A KNEE! DRAKE TAKES A STEP BACK AND JUMPS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE THIS TIME THAT LANDS CLEAN AND TAKES XANDER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! A THUDDING KNEE TO THE FACE AS DRAKE NOW LINES XANDER UP! HE’S THINKING ABOUT THE “JUDGEMENT DAY” ONE MORE TIME!!! DRAKE KING RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND NOW HE DRIVES THE SKULL OF XANDER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A “JUDGEMENT DAY”!!!!!!!! HE HIT IT!! HE HIT IT!!!
James Peters: DRAKE DIVES INTO THE COVER OF XANDER, DESPERATELY TRYING TO FINISH THIS MATCH!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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EAW: KICKOUTTTT!!!!
Rich Russillo: AOKDLDLALWOPAOLDOALOD!!!! XANDER WITH A RIDICILOLIUS KICKOUT AFTER DRAKE LANDED THE “JUDGEMENT DAY!! DRAKE CANNOT BELIEVE IT AND HE IS IN DISBELIEF! HE LOOKS UP AT THE CLOCK-
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EAW: 00:30…
EAW: 00:29…
James Peters: OH MY GOD- THERE’S 30 SECONDS LEFT, LESS THAN 30 AND DRAKE KING EXPLODES WITH A SENSE OF URGENCY! HE GRABS XANDER BY THE SHIRT AND DRAGS HIM TO HIS FEET! XANDER TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO FIGHT DRAKE OFF! DRAKE KING IS DETERMINED NOT TO GO DOWN TO HELL WITH XANDER, HE WON’T LOSE THIS ALONGSIDE HIM! HE WON’T JOIN THE POOTY PAYNES! THE PAYNE REPUBLIC WILL NOT BE GETTING A NEW MEMBER IN DRAKE KING AS HE HURLS XANDER PAYNE OVER THE EDGE AND HE FALLS-
Rich Russillo: XANDER GRABBED DRAKE’S WRIST AS HE WENT OVER THE EDGE AND BOTH MEN TUMBLED OVER THE EDGE! DRAKE AND XANDER ARE BOTH HANGING ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING AND THEIR BODIES DANGLE OVER THE EXPLODING POOL! THE DEATH AWAITING BELOW- OH MY GOD, THEY’RE BOTH ABOUT TO FALL! WAIT A MINUTE-
James Peters: LOOK AT THE TIME!
EAW: 00:05…
EAW: 00:04…
EAW: A look of horror crosses Drake King’s face as he and Xander both look at one another in the final seconds.
EAW: 00:00
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-
EAW: The ring falls from the floating device as both men come crashing down with it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
EAW: The entire shot is enveloped in smoke as nothing can be seen except smoke and loose electric ends spitting sparks everywhere. The smoke begins to rise to the top of the warehouse, but still nothing can be seen. Both men are still invisible in this pile of debris as the ring continues to fall to pieces.
James Peters: The referee signals for the bell and our timekeeper rings it- ?? What is the result? I mean, we can’t even see either guy. This is insanity.
EAW: The ringside officials say something to Bella Braxton and she begins to speak.
Bella Brraxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, SINCE NEITHER MAN WON THIS MATCH, IT WILL BE RULED AS A NO CONTEST!
James Peters: Oh my god- all of that, they went through all of that for it to be ruled a no contest. They exceeded their time limit and the ring fell into the explosions with them. We still haven’t seen a glimpse of either man, we don’t know where or how they are…
EAW: One final shot is shown of the smoke beginning to clear, but neither man can be seen as the pieces of the ring are spread across this pool of water. The signal disconnects and the shot cuts back to a default view of the Shock Value crowd.
Rich Russillo: I- wow. I don’t know what to say, I mean, we just saw an absolute war between Xander Payne and Drake King, a war with no definitive winner. Does Drake King join the House of Payne, or does he not? Neither man won and neither man was even seen after the match.
James Peters: What an uncomfortable and eerie end to what has been such an incredible night at Shock Value. I mean, day 1 of this event has lived up to its namesake and so much more, this is why Voltage is the elite brand in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Rich Russillo: You hit the nail on the head, James, we love those crazy and violent matches, but that…I’m not sure how I feel about that. What a scary ending for two of EAW’s greatest competitors today and maybe of all time. Both guys laid it all on the line and left their hearts out there, we don’t even know if we’ll see them compete here again. I can’t believe what we’ve just seen, oh god.
James Peters: Well, ladies and gentleman, thank you for joining us tonight. There’s not much I can say right now, I’m still in shock, but thank you and we’ll see you again tomorrow for night 2.
(One final shot of the crowd is shown as they sit in discomfort and silence at the match that just unfolded. The crowd doesn’t leave yet, they just look around at one another and people can be seen holding their hands on their head in shock. The screen fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
SHOCK VALUE – DAY 2 – MARCH 6TH, 2022
(EAW intro plays.)
(Highlights of Shock Value Day One begin to play. The Golden Guns from Dynasty are seen picking up a huge victory over Shane Gates and Kirk Redwood. Alex Myers would win a wild and emotional match against ARIA and Jay Jerry Johnson to become the brand new number one contender to the New Breed Championship. One-half of IDOL-GUN, Miku Sakai, would put an end to her feud with Becca Black once and for all by strapping her into an electric chair and winning the match. Mary S. Atlas would put up a great fight, but ultimately she would fall short to the Mistress of Death, Madison Kaline, who would taze Andrea Valentine after the match to get some revenge for what happened on Dynasty. Ms. Extreme and Cage would wage an absolute war, leaving both bloodied and broken, with Cage finding a way to pull the win out in the end. And during the main event, which was a rollercoaster of a ride, neither Xander Payne nor Drake King would walk out a winner.)
(Shock Value fades inside the arena where the camera catches a glimpse of all the fans. The theme song of the event, ‘Looks Like Hell’ by A Day To Remember, is pumping through the speakers. Pyro is going off and everyone seems excited to get Day 2 of Shock Value under way!)
(When the graphic for the first match of day two flashes across the screen, the fans shoot to their feet and start screaming!)
James Peters: WHAT? THIS IS FIRST???
(The Electric Wallz structure begins to lower from the ceiling causing more frantic cheering from the sold-out crowd.)
Rich Russillo: After yesterday started off with an absolute war between Ms. Extreme and Cage, I knew that today’s show would open in even grander fashion. So many people have been looking forward to seeing this clash of generations; this absolute war that is going to take place between arguably the greatest of all time in Mr. DEDEDE and one of the most talented and confident newcomers we have ever seen walk through these doors in Hikari Kanno. This match is going to be a bloodbath.
Persephone: I don’t know why you would lie and say that everyone has been looking forward to this shit. I sure haven’t.
(“Red Criminal” by The Oral Cigarettes begins to play and the cheers immediately turn into a mixed reaction. As always, the fans are fickle, constantly flip-flopping back and forth on whether or not they like someone as polarizing as the woman who steps onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN ELECTRIC WALLZ MATCH AND IT SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY PINFALL… SUBMISSION… OR DEATH! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM OKINAWA, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 121 POUNDS… SHE IS HIKARI KANNO!!!!
(The simps can be heard cheering loud and proud, but there’s definitely a lot of positivity mixed into Hikari’s reaction. If nothing else, fans will always rally behind someone who is unafraid to step up to the plate and go for what she wants, even if the fight seems a little too big. That being said, Hikari begins to make her way down the ring and the aura surrounding her tonight is that there will never be a fight too big for ‘Nihon no Hōseki’.)
James Peters: Japan’s Jewel is making her way to the ring, and I love how confident Hikari Kanno is! She did not sugarcoat a single thing she said this week to Mr. DEDEDE and no doubt believes herself to be the favorite tonight. I’m not sure if I personally believe she’s the favorite going into this, but if there is anyone on Voltage who has the ability to take that next step at such an early stage in her career, it would be this woman.
Rich Russillo: Since day one, Hikari has shown herself to be someone with the brightest future. She possesses it all; talent, in-ring skill, charisma, the ability to handle herself on the mic. She has every single intangible thing that makes a professional wrestler great, and I’m excited to see what she brings to the table for what is no doubt the biggest match of her career so far.
Persephone: So you’re telling me that competing against an aging piece of shit who is one step away from needing a pacemaker and catheter is more important than the fact this bitch competed for the Universal Women’s Championship back at Bloodsport? Nah. No fucking way this means more to her.
James Peters: She literally demanded this match, Seph. She could have had any match or any opponent, and she picked Mr. DEDEDE. Clearly this means the world to Hikari.
(Hikari gets into the ring and looks around at the devil’s playground that has been set up for her and Mr. DEDEDE. Not only is every single bit of that structure coursing with electricity and decorated with powerlines, weapons hang from the Wallz, while light tubes, panes of glass, and electrified chairs have been placed on the apron and in the corners. There is a lot inside that hellacious structure that will be able to inflict a ton of damage, and Hikari Kanno looks pretty fucking happy about that.)
(A few seconds later, Hikari’s music fades out and is replaced with “Range Brothers” by Baby Keem, Kendrick Lamar.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT… RESIDING IN THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE OF SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… WEIGHING IN AT 218 POUNDS… HE IS MR. DEDEDE!!!!
(The whole stage glows in blinding Vegas gold lights with red flashes that ‘dance’ in fluctuating brightness upon the bass of the music. Smoke slowly begins to rise up to the stage and it increasingly billows through the curtain until the entire stage is completely covered. Flames start pulsing up and down from the parts of the stage, and Mr. DEDEDE strolls out with confidence, scanning the arena with an ominous glare. The fans are cheering, because one, he looks like a snack, and two, he’s literally Mr. DEDEDE.)
Rich Russillo: For the last two weeks, it’s almost like this man has been at the mercy of Hikari Kanno. She’s managed to get the better of him on two different occasions, including shocking him with a car battery to send a rather disturbing message. You know that those incidents are in the back of Mr. DEDEDE’S head as he makes his way to the ring. He’s going to be looking to punish Hikari for her actions here tonight.
Persephone: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring. I don’t even think this senile old fuck is capable of doing even half the shit he claims he is anyway. I mean, he competed with his whore of a wife back at the Christmas Show and had to resort to a fucking small package pin to beat a broken down shell of what Theron Nikolas used to be, and at Clash of Kingdoms, the ginger freak we’re forced to acknowledge as our EAW Champion nearly beat him. I haven’t been impressed by anything I’ve seen from Mr. DEDEDUMBASS and I’m sure I won’t be impressed tonight. This is the kind of shit that really makes me miss Rex.
James Peters: Well, I think you’re the only person in the world who has the opinion you do on Mr. DEDEDE and what he’s still capable of. I’m with Rich, thinking this match is going to be an absolute bloodbath and something that we won’t soon forget.
(Mr. DEDEDE has gotten in the ring and has shed his ring jacket. He is hopping around, clearly ready to go, while Hikari is a bit more stoic and emotionless in her approach. The referee checks with both to make sure they understand the rules of the match, or the lack thereof, and then he calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: HIKARI KANNO ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME! SHE GOES RIGHT AFTER MR. DEDEDE WITH A LIGHTTUBE IN HAND AND TRIES TO SMASH IT ACROSS HIS FACE!
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE DUCKS AND CATCHES HIKARI IN THE STOMACH WITH A KICK! HE RIPS THE LIGHTTUBE FROM HER HANDS AND BUSTS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP OF HER SKULL! SHE DROPS TO THE MAT, BUT DEDEDE RIPS HER UP BY THE HAIR AND MERCILESSLY THROWS HER INTO THE SIDE OF ELECTRIC WALLZ!!!!
Persephone: :gladbron: DID YOU SEE HOW HER BODY CONVULSES AS SOON AS SHE HIT THE SIDE?! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
James Peters: :lupe: Well we knew this match wasn’t going to be for the faint of heart, especially after what’s gone down between these two. Hikari has definitely gotten the better of Mr. DEDEDE the last couple of weeks and you know that has to frustrate the Chairman to no end.
Persephone: Well you know, maybe he should fucking retire before he breaks a hip or something.
Rich Russillo: His hip seems fine as he puts the boots to Hikari. Time and time again we have seen Mr. DEDEDE defy logic, as well as age, and tonight he looks to teach Hikari a lesson she won’t soon forget. He’s got her up and he rakes her face down the entire length of the ropes AND HE THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE ELECTRIC WALLZ!!!!
James Peters: Hikari falls to the ground and Mr. DEDEDE shoves his foot under her throat and starts choking her! There are basically no rules in this match but Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t want to kill her just yet. He wants to torture Hikari and make sure she gets exactly the type of challenge she asked for. He finally lets up on her throat and Hikari rolls to the side. Her hand reaches for a lighttube but Mr. DEDEDE just stomps on the tube, breaking it half! He snatches one of the broken halves up and he drives it right down into Hikari’s skull!
Persephone: Mr. DurrDurrDurr continues his assault on this stupid bitch by hammering the broken glass into Hikari’s head! Blood is starting to stain those cheap ass extensions of hers, because we all know it was like six months ago this bitch got scalped by Ms. Extreme at Bloodsport!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE rips the lighttube from Hikari’s skull, hoists her up, and hits her with a suplex! The rest of the glass smashes underneath of her, and look at the evil that is in that man’s eyes. This match has barely gotten started and already Mr. DEDEDE is proving one hell of a point.
James Peters: DEDEDE wraps his arm around Hikari’s neck and drags her to her feet. She elbows him a few times to mount some offense but DEDEDE barely reacts. He drags her to the corner and props her against that pane of glass. I guess maybe he’s looking to end things early??
Persephone: I mean, I’m not going to complain about that. Whatever gets this old fart and this whore out of the ring and gets us moving towards the end of the show is fine by me.
Rich Russillo: This is only the first match, Seph.
Persephone: I don’t need to be reminded of that. Shit is fucking depressing.
James Peters: SPEAR!!! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE SP-
Rich Russillo: AND HE GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS, COLLIDING THE RING POST, AND THE ELECTRIC WALL! HIKARI MOVED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND IT’S MR. DEDEDE WHO IS NOW CONVULSING!
Persephone: HIKARI QUICKLY SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY AND ROLLS MR. DEDEDE UP FROM BEHIND!
OOONNNEEE!!!
James Peters: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI SWITCHES TO A MOUNT POSITION AND SHE IS WAILING AWAY ON MR. DEDEDE! She knows that the Chairman’s quick start to the match has come to a screeching halt and she has a golden opportunity to capitalize now and truly turn things in her favor! She rolls off DEDEDE and heads to the corner, grabbing another pain of glass! She places it across DEDEDE’S chest! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO DEDEDE’S STOMACH! THAT GLASS SHATTERS AND IS EMBEDDED IN DEDEDE’S CHEST AND STOMACH RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: HIKARI’S NOT DONE EITHER! SHE FLIPS DURRDURRDURR ONTO HIS STOMACH AND SHE’S GOT AN EXTENSION CORD! HIKARI WRAPS THE EXTENSION CORD AROUND THIS OLD BOZO’S NECK AND PULLS BACK! SHE’S GUNNA CHOKE HIM TO DEATH!
(There is a brief pause from the commentary table.)
Persephone: Wait… if he dies, who is gunna sign my paycheck??
James Peters: :mjlol: Right now, Mr. DEDEDE is clawing at that extension cord and trying to get himself free, but Hikari is holding on tightly and screaming at him to give up. The referee is basically in the ring just to make a decision over this bout, but right now, Mr. DEDEDE is refusing to give up and that doesn’t surprise me at all.
Rich Russillo: It doesn’t seem to surprise Hikari either who lets go of the choke and slams DEDEDE’S face into the mat. She’s playing this smart though and she’s dragging Mr. DEDEDE over to the corner! She gets him into a sitting position and she grabs a lighttube! Hikari smashes the lighttube over Mr. DEDEDE’S skull and now it’s her turn to drive the broken pieces of that tube into DEDEDE’S head! Blood is starting to trickle from DEDEDE’S scalp, but Hikari doesn’t stop there!
Persephone: SHE IS SLICING DEDEDE’S FOREHEAD OPEN WITH THE GLASS! THAT’S FUCKING SAVAGE AND I LOVE IT!
James Peters: Hikari has discarded the glass now and she is punching DEDEDE in the head over and over! She’s making sure to open up those cuts even more, and now DEDEDE has blood pouring down his face! Hikari with a sharp kick to the shoulder that slammed into the ringpost and she’s got DEDEDE’S hand! HIKARI SLAMS DEDEDE’S HAND AGAINST THE ELECTRIC WALL!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S HOLDING IT IN PLACE WITH HER BOOT AND MR. DEDEDE IS IN AGONY RIGHT NOW! HIKARI FINALLY LETS GO AND DEDEDE CLUTCHES HIS HAND TO HIS CHEST! HIKARI WITH SEVERAL STIFF KICKS TO THE SHOULDER AND NOW SHE IS USING HER FOOT TO CHOKE DEDEDE!!!!
Persephone: Why did she release him??
James Peters: HIKARI BACKS UP, JUST TO GET A RUNNING START… AND SHE’S LOOKING FOR A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!
Rich Russillo: SHE STRIKES MR. DEDEDE RIGHT IN THE JAW, GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR, AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! A DDT SPIKES DEDEDE INTO THE MAT AND HIKARI WITH THE COVER!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO KICK OUT AT ONE!
James Peters: :wow: DEDEDE does that a lot. That’s why he is one of the greatest to ever lace up a pair of boots.
Persephone: Maybe back in 1849, but this is 2022 and literally no one cares about him anymore.
Rich Russillo: I feel like Hikari Kanno would beg to differ because she’s got DEDEDE by the hair and is dragging him to the ropes! Hikari uses the bottom rope to choke DEDEDE and punish him even further, and she nails him in the back of the head with a forearm! Hikari helps DEDEDE up, takes him by the hair, and slams his face into the Electric Wallz! HIKARI IS RAKING DEDEDE’S FACE DOWN THE LENGTH OF THE WALL!!!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE’S LEGS GIVE OUT AND HE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT! HE IS WITHERING BACK AND FORTH IN PAIN AND HOLDING HIS FACE! HIS INSIDES HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THEY’RE BURNT TO A CRISP RIGHT NOW AND HIKARI GOES BACK TO WORK TARGETING THE SHOULDER!!!
Persephone: DEDEDUMBASS missed a spear earlier and hit his whittle shoulder on the ringpost, and now Hikari seems hellbent on picking it apart! She’s stomping away on him and makes sure to stomp on his neck and face as well! Hikari takes the arm and wraps it around the ropes, and she is wrenching back on it! I hope she pops it out of the socket!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE is kicking away at Hikari in an attempt to defend himself, but she pulls the arm back even further! Mr. DEDEDE attempts to get to his knees but Hikari lets go of the arm and stomps him in the back. She helps DEDEDE up and sends him into the ropes, bringing him down to the mat with a huge lariat! She’s in complete control of this match and look at the confidence that is radiating from her right now. This is the match she wanted, guys, and she certainly came prepared.
James Peters: She really did and…. Hikari has the extension cord again! She’s not using it to choke DEDEDE this time… SHE’S USING IT TO WHIP HIM!!!!
Persephone: Beating DEDEDE like he beats his wife :wow:
Rich Russillo: :mjlol:
James Peters: Those are some nasty welts that are appearing across DEDEDE’S back and he’s made his way back to the ropes. We’ve seen this man go through so many wars and deal with situations that would break most men, so I’m sure he has more left in the tank. That’s why he is back to his feet right now AND HE JUST GRABBED THE EXTENSION CORD! HIKARI WAS GOING FOR ANOTHER LASH BUT DEDEDE CAUGHT IT AND HE WRAPS IT AROUND HIS WRIST! HE PULLS HIKARI TOWARDS HIM AND NAILS HER IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM!
Persephone: Ugh. I don’t want to watch some boring comeback, and see this shit turn into some back and forth match.
Rich Russillo: You might get more blood that way.
Persephone: Well, that’s true.
James Peters: DEDEDE IS PEPPERING HIKARI WITH FOREARMS NOW AND HE SLAMS THE FIST WRAPPED WITH THE EXTENSION CORD INTO HER FACE! HIKARI IS DOWN ON THE MAT NOW AND DEDEDE BRUTALLY STOMPS ON HER FALLEN BODY!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE has that trademark wild look in his eyes as he scans the ring for a weapon to use. He spies a pile of chairs down on the apron closest to us and if you remember, earlier in the week DEDEDE hinted at using an electrified chair to beat Hikari senseless!
Persephone: :notbad: Well, I don’t mind if he makes good on that promise to be honest.
James Peters: DEDEDE’S got the chair now and he’s gripping it in his hand as he makes his way back towards Hikari! I’m being told that the majority of the weapons inside the ring tonight have been laced with electrical devices that will detonate whenever they are used to strike one of the competitors.
Persephone: So it really is an electrified chair he’s got in his hands?
James Peters: Yupp!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE RAISES THE CHAIR UP AND HE SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS HIKARI’S BACK!!!!
James Peters: NO! SHE MOVED AND THE CHAIR HITS THE GROUND! THE CURRENT IS SET OFF AND DEDEDE IS FORCED TO DROP IT! HIKARI IS BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE CATCHES DEDEDE IN THE STOMACH WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Persephone: She tries to follow up with a forearm to the face, but it’s blocked, and DUHDUHDUH wraps her up in the lamest move in professional wrestling history… THE HEADLOCK!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Hikari knows better than to let Mr. DEDEDE start wearing her down, though! She fights her way free with a series of elbows to the stomach and quickly sprints to the ropes! She is able to duck a clothesline on the rebound, but she’s not so lucky the second time around! DEDEDE catches her with a big boot to the face!
James Peters: Hikari forces herself back up and she goes right for DEDEDE! DEDEDE grabs her and now these two are involved in collar-and-elbow tie-up! Mr. DEDEDE easily overpowers Hikari and backs her right into the corner, and oh man. That was an extremely disrespectful slap right to Hikari’s face.
Persephone: You can’t tell me she hasn’t been asking for that ever since she called the man out back at King of Elite :comeon:
Rich Russillo: Maybe she didn’t ask for it directly but DEDEDE just slapped her right across the face six more times :mjlol: He smashes her across the jaw with a forearm and now he is lighting Hikari up with those trademark boxing style punches of his! DEDEDE with a knee to the stomach that nearly drops Hikari to the mat but he clubs her right in the chest with his fist and hooks her arms around the ropes! DEDEDE grabs another electrified chair and sandwiches Hikari between it and the ringpost…
James Peters: RUNNING DROPKICK CONNECTS WITH THE CHAIR! HIKARI KANNO TWITCHES VIOLENTLY AND SLUMPS TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE GRABS THE CHAIR AND HE SLAMS IT ACROSS HER BACK! HE KICKS HER ONTO HER BACK AND SLAMS IT INTO HER STOMACH! DEDEDE NOW SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO HIKARI CHEST! HE IS BEATING HER MERCILESSLY WITH THE CHAIR AND HE’S BENT IT IN HALF! HOLY SHIT!
Persephone: :drakelike: Okay… this is interesting…
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE DRIVES THE TOP OF THE CHAIR UNDER HIKARI’S THROAT AND HE’S CHOKING HER! HIKARI IS KICKING AND THRASHING, AND DEDEDE RUTHLESSLY SLAMS THE TOP OF THE CHAIR INTO HIKARI’S THROAT! HE THROWS THE CHAIR TO THE SIDE AND DROPS DOWN FOR A COVER ON HIKARI!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: HIKARI GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: Mr. DEDEDE gets back up and grabs Hikari by the leg. Uh oh. It was only a matter of time before he targeted Hikari’s surgically repaired ACL. He kicks her right in the knee and slams it down into the mat! DEDEDE grabs the chair again and he slams it right down on Hikari’s leg! That’s definitely going to do a significant amount of damage and DEDEDE does it a second… third… FOURTH TIME! Hikari crumbles into a fetal position and she pulls her knee to her chest! DEDEDE stomps down on it and jerks her up by the hair. Hikari is tossed into the corner and nailed with a running European uppercut!
Persephone: Well this match just got real bad for her.
James Peters: DEDEDE stomps her down into a sitting position and he drops down so he can wrap her leg around the ropes! DEDEDE stomps on her leg, her thigh, and her knee, and he drives his own knee into her face just for the hell of it!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE pulls Hikari away from the corner and wraps her up in a figure four! Is Hikari gunna tap??
Persephone: I couldn’t be so lucky.
James Peters: The pain on Hikari’s face is evident, though. She’s suffering and right now, she can’t find a way to reverse this figure four. DEDEDE is reaching back and grabbing the ropes, and that puts even more pressure on Hikari! Remember, that’s completely legal in a match like this. There are no rules. The referee can’t get involved. His only job is to declare the winner whenever that time comes, and it may be sooner, rather than later.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE lets go of the ropes so he can sit up and taunt Hikari! She is fighting through whatever agony she’s feeling and letting DEDEDE know that he will never make her quit! DEDEDE begins punching her injured leg!!!
Persephone: BUT WAIT! THIS BITCH JUST GOT HER HANDS ON A LIGHTTUBE! HIKARI FORCES HERSELF INTO A SITTING POSITION AND SHE BUSTS THE LIGHTTUBE ACROSS THE OLD MAN’S HEAD!!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE IS STUNNED! HIKARI IS ABLE TO UNWRAP HER LEGS FROM DEDEDE’S AND SHE QUICKLY CRAWLS TO THE ROPES! DEDEDE IS HOT ON HER HEELS THOUGH, BUT HIKARI IS ABLE TO CATCH HIM IN THE MID-SECTION WITH A MULE KICK! HIKARI GRABS A PANE OF GLASS AND SHE WHIRLS AROUND, SMASHING IT ACROSS THE TOP OF DEDEDE’S SKULL!!!!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KICKS DEDEDE IN THE KNEES TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND SHE GRABS ANOTHER LIGHTTUBE! SHE BUSTS IT OVER DEDEDE’S HEAD, SUMMONS ALL HER ENERGY, AND RUNS THE ROPES! HIKARI WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD THAT DRIVES HIS FACE INTO THE MAT! HIKARI IS GRABBING AT HER KNEE BUT SHE’S ABLE TO ROLL DEDEDE OVER AND GO FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: :francis: That’s so fucking annoying.
James Peters: Hikari seems annoyed by it as well. She punches DEDEDE in the face a few times before dragging him to his feet. She wraps her arms around DEDEDE’S neck and puts him back down with a swinging neckbreaker! Hikari takes a moment to collect herself, shakes some feeling back into that bad leg, and she turns her attention to the Electric Wallz structure itself. There are several items hanging from the side of this dangerous cage-like structure and Hikari seems to be eyeing a chain that has a hook attached to it.
Persephone: What in the actual fuck is she going to do with that?
Rich Russillo: I guess we’re going to find out because Hikari is going to the ropes. She’s going to unhook that chain and introduce it into this match
James Peters: DEDEDE is coming around though and he sees Hikari trying to unhook that chain! DEDEDE with a burst of adrenaline and he is up! He throws himself into the ropes and Hikari slips! On pure instinct she tries to grab at the panes of the Electric Wallz but she’s zapped for her efforts! DEDEDE catches Hikari as she falls, switches her into a powerbomb position, and slams her into the side of the Wallz! He hangs onto her and slams her into the Wallz again! DEDEDE turns around, slams the back of Hikari’s head into the turnbuckles, AND HE JUST SLAMMED THE SIDE OF HER HEAD INTO THE ELECTRIC WALLZ!!!
Persephone: I HOPE HER BRAIN IS FRIED!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Mr. DEDEDE WITH A RUNNING SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! HIKARI LANDS ON TOP OF THE CHAIR THAT SHE WAS BRUTALIZED WITH EARLIER! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
James Peters: HIKARI SHOOTS HER SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH IS GOING TO CONTINUE!!!!
Persephone: That is a fucking ugly smile that just crossed that old man’s face.
Rich Russillo: Mr. DEDEDE definitely has bad intentions at the moment. He’s gotten up and I think he’s gunna get that chain down that Hikari wanted so badly.
James Peters: HE’S GOT IT! DEDEDE jumps down from the ropes and he is wrapping the chain around his hand! He places the hook right between his fingers and he pulls Hikari up by her hair. DEDEDE throws her into the corner and knocks her across the side of the head with a forearm. DEDEDE stomps Hikari down into a sitting position and hits her in the skull with a couple of elbows. DEDEDE is looking to reopen the wounds he inflicted earlier on Hikari, and sure enough guys, that is fresh blood trickling down her face.
Rich Russillo: Yea… he did that for a reason…
Persephone: HOLY SHIT! DEDEDE JUST SLAMMED THE HOOK INTO THE OPEN WOUND :damn: DEDEDE IS BURYING THAT HOOK INTO HIKARI’S HEAD AND LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING BLOOD! DEAR GAWD! IT’S GLORIOUS!
James Peters: DEDEDE RIPS THE HOOK OUT OF HIKARI’S HEAD AND DRIVES IT BACK DOWN! HE DOES THIS A FEW MORE TIMES BEFORE DRAGGING HER OUT OF THE CORNER. DEDEDE DISPOSES OF THE CHAIN AND HE HOOKS HIKARI AND THERE’S A BEAUTIFUL ‘BUTTERFLY EFFECT’! THE BUTTERFLY SUPLEX BACKBREAKER CONNECTS BUT DEDEDE DECIDES NOT TO GO FOR THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE GRABS HIKARI’S RIGHT LEG AND SLAMS IT DOWN INTO THE MAT! HE DOES THIS SEVERAL MORE TIMES AND NOW GOES FOR ANOTHER ELECTRIFIED CHAIR! DEDEDE SHOWS NO REMORSE AS HE CRUSHES HIKARI’S RIGHT LEG UNDER THAT CHAIR!!!!
Persephone: Well her return will go down in the books as a rather short-lived one.
James Peters: :lupe: DEDEDE IS THREADING HIKARI’S LEG THROUGH THE CHAIR AND HE QUICKLY SPRINTS TO THE ROPES! RUNNING KNEE DR-
Rich Russillo: NO! SHE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE’S KNEE SLAMS INTO THE MAT! HIKARI QUICKLY RIDS HERSELF OF THE CHAIR AND SHE STARTS CRAWLING TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: DEDEDE RECOVERS QUICKLY AND HE LUNGES FOR HIKARI RIGHT AS SHE HOISTS HERSELF UP! HIKARI QUICKLY SNATCHES DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND DEDEDE FLIES RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC WALLZ STRUCTURE! HOLY SHIT! HE IS BEING FRIED RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: HIS OLD FUCKING BODY IS SIZZLING LIKE BACON RIGHT NOW! HIKARI DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT, HANGS ON TO THE ROPES, AND SHE IS FLATTENING DEDEDE AGAINST THE WALLZ WITH HER FEET!
Rich Russillo: DEAR GOD! THIS MAN IS BEING KILLED RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES!
Persephone: :blessed: I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT A LOT!
James Peters: HIKARI’S RIGHT LEG GIVES OUT AND SHE’S FORCED TO BACK OFF! SHE IS GRABBING AT HER KNEE BUT THE DAMAGE DONE TO MR. DEDEDE MIGHT BE ENOUGH! HIKARI HAS GOT TO PULL HIM BACK INTO THE RING AND GO FOR THE COVER!
Rich Russillo: SHE MUST HEAR YOU JAMES BECAUSE HIKARI IS DRAGGING DEDEDE’S DEAD WEIGHT UNDER THE ROPES! SHE’S GOT HIM BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE’S HOOKED THE LEG!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Persephone: WHAT? WE JUST SAW THIS MAN GET HIT WITH MORE VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY THAN A MURDER DOES IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! WHY IS HE NOT DEAD?
James Peters: I honestly have no idea how Mr. DEDEDE just kicked out of that.
Rich Russillo: I think Hikari is a little shocked herself, no pun intended :troll:. It has got to be sinking in right now exactly what type of fight she is in for tonight.
Persephone: I mean, the bitch did ask for this. She could have had any opponent in the world, or any match in the world. Instead, she decided to bark up this tree and now we have to witness what is likely going to be a never ending match because DERDERDER may as well be a vampire or something
James Peters: You know, I was in EAW’s official discord server earlier this week and a very heated discussion about Twilight broke out. Team Edward… or Team Jacob?
Persephone: Man who gives an actual fuck? Vampire Diaries is better anyway. Give me the Salvatore brothers any day!
Rich Russillo: https://tenor.com/view/tvd-salvatore-damon-stefan-gif-7805426
James Peters: WHILE YOU TWO TWEEN GIRLS ARGUE OVER VAMPIRE SERIES, I’M GOING TO POINT OUT THAT HIKARI HAS GOTTEN HER HANDS ON THAT CHAIN! THAT’S THE WEAPON SHE WAS EYEING EARLIER IN THE MATCH AND NO DOUBT SHE HAS A PLAN FOR IT!
Persephone: SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES! SHE’S WRAPPED THE CHAIN AROUND WRINKLES’ NECK AND SHE’S CHOKING HIM!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Nah… she’s not just choking him. HIKARI IS DRIVING THE HOOK INTO MR. DEDEDE’S SKULL! HIS FACE IS TURNING PURPLE AS THE WOUNDS ON HIS FOREHEAD ARE REOPENED! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN MR. DEDEDE’S FACE NOW AND HIKARI HAS GAINED CONTROL OF THE MATCH!
James Peters: DEDEDE IS GASPING FOR AIR AND REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT IT’S A MOOT POINT! NO ROPE BREAKS! HIKARI SLAMS THE HOOK INTO HIS FACE ONCE AGAIN AND SHE FINALLY RELEASES THE CHOKE! DEDEDE LOOKS TO BE ON THE BRINK OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS AND HIKARI HAS GOTTEN UP TO HER FEET! SHE BENDS DOWN AND WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK???
Persephone: :mjlol2: SHE JUST HOOKED DEDEDUMBFUCK LIKE A FISH!
Rich Russillo: MY GAWD! HOLY FUCK! HIKARI HAS THAT HOOK SHOVED IN DEDEDE’S MOUTH AND SHE IS FUCKING PULLING HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH THE CHAIN! BLOOD IS STARTING TO COME OUT OF DEDEDE’S MOUTH AND THERE IS VERY LITTLE THE CHAIRMAN CAN DO TO DEFEND HIMSELF! HIKARI, WHO IS ESSENTIALLY ON ONE LEG RIGHT NOW, IS ATTEMPTING TO CLIMB UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND HANG THE CHAIN BACK UP!
James Peters: THAT HOOK IS GOING TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH MR. DEDEDE’S MOUTH IF HIKARI MANAGES TO HOOK THAT CHAIN!
Persephone: YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE! I NEED IT!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: This could be a bit of karma for when DEDEDE literally hung Viz on a meathook during their Glass Wallz encounter a couple of years ago.
James Peters: But look! Mr. DEDEDE is clawing at that hook and trying to dig it out of his mouth! It seems to be stuck in there but DEDEDE is now watching as Hikari, who is favoring that right leg, attempts to reach up and hook the chain! DEDEDE GRABS THE CHAIN AND YANKS HIKARI OFF THE TURNBUCKLES! HIKARI CRASHES TO THE MAT AND DEDEDE CRAWLS OVER TO HER! HE HAS DOUBLED THE CHAIN IN HALF AND HE IS STRIKING HER WITH IT! PAYBACK FROM EARLIER WHEN SHE BEAT HIM WITH AN EXTENSION CORD!!!!
Persephone: THAT CHAIN IS RIPPING OPEN THE FLESH ON HIKARI’S STOMACH! SHE IS BLEEDING AND MR. DEDEDE JUST WHIPPED THE CHAIN DOWN ONTO HER FACE! HOLY SHIT! HER WHOLE FACE MIGHT BE BROKEN NOW!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Rich Russillo: That flurry of offense took a lot out of Mr. DEDEDE because he’s sank back to the ground and is trying to catch his breath. Both of these competitors have lost an impressive amount of blood, and it’s seemingly taken its toll on both of them.
Persephone: Well the fucking event is called Shock Value. Obviously there is going to be a ton of blood shed and rightfully so.
James Peters: DEDEDE drags himself over to Hikari, but I don’t think he has any intentions of making the cover. In fact, DEDEDE is going for Hikari’s right knee pad :lupe: Uh oh!
Rich Russillo: OH NO! DEDEDE HAS JERKED HIKARI’S KNEEPAD DOWN AND HE’S GOT THAT DAMN CHAIN AGAIN! DEDEDE STRIKES HIKARI’S SURGICALLY REPAIRED RIGHT LEG SEVERAL TIMES WITH THAT CHAIN AND HE’S JUST JABBED THAT HOOK RIGHT INTO HER KNEE! HIKARI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS MR. DEDEDE USES THE HAIR TO PULL HER INTO A SITTING POSITION AND HE IS WRAPPING THE CHAIN AROUND HER BODY!
Persephone: KASSIDY BACKSTAGE SOMEWHERE FUMING BECAUSE IT’S NOT HER BEING TORTURED!!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE HAS HIKARI BOUND BY THE CHAINS WITH THE HOOK STUCK IN HER KNEE AND HE’S GOT HER UP! MODIFIED VERSION OF THE ‘GRAND SLAM’!!! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE COVER!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Rich Russillo: WHAT?? HOW??? HOW IN THE FUCK DID HIKARI MANAGE TO KICK OUT???
Persephone: BITCH LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING FISH KICKING OUT OF THAT :mjlol:
James Peters: LISTEN AT THE CROWD! IT’S NOT JUST THE SIMPS THAT ARE GOING CRAZY! EVERYONE IS SHOCKED AND ELATED THAT HIKARI JUST FOUND THE STRENGTH TO KICK OUT!
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE IS FUCKING PISSED! HE BATTERS HIKARI WITH FOREARMS! MR. DEDEDE PULLS HIKARI UP AND MILITARY PRESSES HER HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD :lupe:
Persephone: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS GUNNA DO! DO IT, BITCH! FUCKING DO IT AND KILL HER!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE TOSSES HIKARI INTO THE WALLZ! THE METAL OF THE CHAIN CONNECTING WITH THE ELECTRICITY THAT IS COURSING THROUGH THE WALLZ STRUCTURE IS A LETHAL COMBINATION THAT COULD LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE WHO IS DEFINITELY THE FUTURE OF OUR BUSINESS!!!!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: This is bad. This is really bad. The chains have come loose, but Hikari is barely moving, guys.
Persephone: CAN THIS OLD FART COVER HER ALREADY??
James Peters: DEDEDE does indeed pull Hikari back into the ring and goes for another cover!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE REACTION FROM THE CROWD SAYS IT ALL! SOMEHOW… SOMEWAY… HIKARI ROLLED HER SHOULDER UP! SHE JUST GOT DESTROYED WITH GAWD KNOWS HOW MANY VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY BUT SHE STILL MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!
James Peters: Whether she will admit it or not, THAT’S how much this match means to her. Hikari knows that a victory against someone like Mr. DEDEDE could elevate her career to the greatest of heights and she’s not about to let this slip through her fingers.
Persephone: She has a fucking hook jabbed into her knee, Jim. I don’t know what the fuck she’s gunna do. The bitch needs to just stay down.
Rich Russillo: Mr. DEDEDE lumbers to his feet and he begins stomping on Hikari’s knee! Every fucking stomp is hitting that hook and this could truly be the beginning of the end for Hikari Kanno!!! When DEDEDE gets like this, he is absolutely ruthless. There is hardly anyone who can stop him.
James Peters: :lupe: I can’t even begin to imagine the pain Hikari is feeling right now. The agony is written all over her face. The referee is down on the mat and he’s checking on her, but she’s got far too much pride to just throw the towel in.
Rich Russillo: :lupe: When it comes to situations like these, I wish the referee would just call the match off. Protecting Hikari’s livelihood and making sure she lives to fight another day is a hell of a lot more important than a win here at Shock Value tonight.
Persephone: I donno, guys. I kinda wanna see her leg destroyed so I’m completely fine with this match continuing at this point because there’s a good chance I’ll get to see someone’s career come to an end.
James Peters: I’ll never understand you, Seph.
Persephone: You don’t need too.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE is dragging Hikari to the corner and he hooks her knee around the middle rope. DEDEDE with kicks at the hook and slaps Hikari right across the face!
James Peters: Did you see how wide Hikari’s eyes got with that slap??
Persephone: SLAP HER AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE slaps Hikari again but that just seems to be waking her up! The look of defiance mixed with agony on the face of Hikari Kanno is a telling story right now.
James Peters: Regardless of the pain she’s in, she can’t be thrilled that Mr. DEDEDE is laughing in her face right now.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE goes for another slap BUT HIKARI BLOCKS IT! SHE GOT HER HAND UP, AND SHE SPITS IN MR. DEDEDE’S FACE!!!! HIKARI JUST SPIT IN DEDEDE’S FACE AND HE IS INCENSED! MR. DEDEDE BALLS UP HIS FIST BUT HIKARI HEADBUTTS HIM IN THE CHEST! DEDEDE IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND HIKARI DOES IT AGAIN! DEDEDE STUMBLES BACK AND THAT GIVES HIKARI A CHANCE TO FREE HER INJURED LEG FROM THE ROPES!
Persephone: DUMDUMDUM COMES CHARGING AT HIKARI BUT SHE GETS HER FOOT UP! HIKARI NEARLY CRUMBLES TO HER KNEES FROM THE PAIN AND THAT MAKES HER A SITTING DUCK FOR THIS OLD FUCK! HE LOOKS FOR A KNEE STRIKE BUT HIKARI JUST PUNCHED HIM IN THE DICK! SHE REALLY JUST PUNCHED HIM IN HIS DICK :mjlol2: THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS!
James Peters: THAT DROPS MR. DEDEDE TO THE MAT AND HIKARI HAS GOT TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS!
Rich Russillo: SHE DESPERATELY FLINGS HERSELF ON TOP OF MR. DEDEDE AND STARTS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS! HIKARI IS GOING ABSOLUTELY HAM ON MR. DEDEDE RIGHT NOW AND SHE IS DOING AS MUCH DAMAGE AS SHE CAN! THAT HOOK IS STILL STUCK IN HER KNEE BUT ADRENALINE HAS TAKEN OVER AND HIKARI HAS HER HANDS WRAPPED TIGHTLY AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT AND SHE IS TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT!
James Peters: DEDEDE FLINGS HER OFF BUT HIKARI DIVES BACK ON TOP OF HIM! SHE PUMMELS HIM WITH MORE PUNCHES AND FOREARMS AND SNATCHES HIM BY THE HAIR! HIKARI DRIVES THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THE MAT OVER AND OVER, AND NOW SHE’S BACK TO CHOKING HIM! DEDEDE IS GRABBING AT HER HANDS, BUT HIKARI WITH A NASTY HEADBUTT! DEDEDE STOPS FIGHTING FOR A MOMENT AND HIKARI HEADBUTTS HIM AGAIN! SHE DIGS HER FINGERNAILS INTO DEDEDE’S THROAT AND SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT ONCE AGAIN!
Persephone: :gladbron: SHE’S FUCKING HIM UP! YOU LOVE TO SEE IT! SHE’S BEATING UP A LITERAL GERIATRIC RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: Hikari falls off of DEDEDE, utterly exhausted, and you have to wonder if that was all she had left in the tank. She has taken an absolute fucking beating tonight and I can’t help but wonder what kind of physical state she’s in. I have my doubts that Hikari is going to be able to stand after this match.
Persephone: UMMMMM… IS SHE TRYING TO PULL THE HOOK OUT OF HER KNEE??? OH MY GAWD!!!!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! HIKARI KANNO JUST RIPPED THAT DISGUSTING HOOK OUT OF HER OWN LEG AND SHE’S TRYING HER BEST TO GET IT TO STOP BLEEDING! SHE SEES DEDEDE STIRRING AND SHE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TO GET UP! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TO KEEP GOING! HIKARI CLOSES HER EYES AS THIS CROWD IS LITERALLY WILLING HER TO GET TO HER FEET! IT’S NOT THAT THEY HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST MR. DEDEDE! EVERY TIME HE STEPS INTO THE RING IT’S A TREAT FOR THE FANS! BUT THE SHEER WILL AND DETERMINATION HIKARI HAS SHOWN IN THIS MATCH HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF INSPIRATIONAL!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI PULLS HER KNEE PAD UP AND SHE BEGINS TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE ROPES! SHE CAN’T MAKE IT TO HER FEET ON HER OWN POWER SO SHE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO USE THE ROPES! THIS IS HARD TO WATCH BUT MY GAWD, SHE’S STANDING! SHE ISN’T ABLE TO PUT ANY WEIGHT ON THAT RIGHT LEG BUT SHE IS FUCKINGSTANDING UP LIKE THE QUEEN SHE IS!
Persephone: WELL SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING LIKE NOW!
James Peters: MR. DEDEDE IS UP IN A SITTING POSITION AND HE LOOKS RIGHT AT HIKARI, WHO IS TESTING HER RIGHT LEG! HIKARI’S EYES CLASH WITH MR. DEDEDE’S AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MAN! HE JUST SMILED AT HIKARI AND FUCKING WAVED! SHE JUST BEAT THE ABSOLUTE TAR OUT OF HIM AND HE IS SMILING, AND THAT HAS GOT TO BE A SINKING FEELING FOR HIKARI!
Rich Russillo: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JAMES?! LOOK AT THE FUCKING RAGE THAT JUST CROSSED HER FACE! THE AUDACITY OF THE CHAIRMAN TO SMILE WHILE HIKARI IS TRYING TO WALK JUST MADE HER FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY! HIKARI LETS OUT A SCREAM AND SHE PUSHES HERSELF OFF THE ROPES! SHE HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK, NAILING MR. DEDEDE RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Persephone: HIKARI CRAWLS OVER TO THE APRON AND SHE IS GATHERING UP LIGHTTUBES! SHE MAKES HER WAY BACK TO DERDERDER AND SHE BEGINS TO SMASH THEM ALL OVER HIS FACE! HIKARI CRACKS ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE… SIX… FUCKING SEVEN LIGHTTUBES ALL OVER THIS DUMBASS’ FACE. GAWD I LOVE ALL THE BROKEN GLASS THAT IS IN THE RING! I LOVE HOW MUCH FUCKING BLOOD BOTH OF THESE IDIOTS HAVE BLED! THIS IS THE SHIT THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF AND I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FUCKING ORGASM RIGHT NOW.
Rich Russillo: CAN I WATCH??
James Peters: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?
Persephone: HIKARI IS LOOKING TO FINALLY PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY AND SHE GRABS THE SENILE OLD BASTARD IN ‘AUSWÄHLEN’! SHE’S GOT TO FLIP OVER TO FULLY LOCK IN THIS CROSSFACE/RINGS OF SATURN COMBINATION AND SHE DOES JUST THAT!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI IS HANGING ON TO THIS SUBMISSION FOR DEAR LIFE BUT MR. DEDEDE ISN’T TAPPING OUT! HE IS FLAILING ABOUT BUT HIKARI HAS HIS NECK BENT AT SUCH AN AWKWARD ANGLE! DEDEDE PRIES AT HER HAND, BUT HIKARI USES HER LEGS TO TRAP DEDEDE’S FREE ARM! THIS IS A VERSION OF THE MOVE WE HAVEN’T SEEN BEFORE!!!!
James Peters: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HIKARI KANNO IS ON THE BRINK OF WINNING THIS MATCH! DEDEDE LEFT HER FOR DEAD BUT HERE SHE IS ABOUT TO GET THE BIGGEST VICTORY OF HER CAREER!
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE IS HANGING ON, THOUGH! HE’S USING HIS SIZE TO HIS ADVANTAGE HERE AND HE IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO OVERPOWER HIKARI AND GET OUT OF THIS HOLD! MR. DEDEDE IS USING HIS LEGS TO SEARCH FOR THE ROPES AND HE FINALLY LOCATES THEM! HE GETS HIS RIGHT LEG HOOKED AROUND THE ROPE AND HE IS ATTEMPTING TO PULL HIMSELF AND HIKARI CLOSER TO THE ROPES!
Persephone: HIKARI STRUGGLES TO KEEP THE BASTARD AT BAY, BUT DUHDUHDUH IS CLEARLY TOO STRONG! FUCKING OLD PEOPLE! I HATE THEM!
James Peters: HIKARI IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO KEEP HIM IN THIS HOLD BECAUSE MR. DEDEDE HAS BOTH FEET ON THE ROPES AND HE PROPELLS HIS LEGS BACKWARDS, LANDING ON HIS FEET AND HE IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF HIKARI’S SUBMISSION! MR. DEDEDE FALLS BACK AND HE KICKS HIKARI IN THE RIGHT KNEE!
Rich Russillo: Man, I feel for Hikari. Any other opponent and they would have submitted to that, but Mr. DEDEDE is just built differently. You know that Hikari felt like that was the winning move right there and now she finds herself at DEDEDE’S mercy once again.
Persephone: Oh great. I wish that auschwitz submission would have ended this. Absolutely fucking no one wants to see this man mount a comeback.
James Peters: :whoa: That is not the name of Hikari’s finisher!
Persephone: Man if you want someone fluent in German call that robotic bitch on Dynasty to the booth. She looks like a Hitler follower anyway.
Rich Russillo: :yikes:
James Peters: Alright, let’s get off this subject before we alienate an entire country of viewers.
Persephone: I mean, aren’t we still banned in Liechtenstein and some small ass island country anyway? Who cares if we add Germany to the list?
Rich Russillo: Liechtenstein is a German speaking country :francis:
James Peters: Enough. Mr. DEDEDE is sizing Hikari up right now as she’s got her hands on the ropes. I find it a bit surprising that DEDEDE is allowing her to get up, but he’s always been extremely unpredictable.
Rich Russillo: Hikari is up, and Mr. DEDEDE is motioning for her to make her way towards him. I wouldn’t trust that at all, but I know that Hikari Kanno is fearless. That’s exactly why she is limping towards the Chairman right now.
Persephone: What a dumb cunt.
James Peters: The fuck… is he really doing jumping jacks right now?
Rich Russillo: :mjlol: Mr. DEDEDE is inviting Hikari to join him in his cardio.
Persephone: This actual fucking asshole and I say that not even giving a fuck about Hikari, but seriously??
James Peters: HIKARI JUST SLAPPED DEDEDE ACROSS THE FACE! HE’S STUNNED AND THAT ALLOWS HER TO FOLLOW UP WITH A SPEAR! DEDEDE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND HIKARI IS BEATING THE TAR OUT OF HIM ONCE AGAIN! HIKARI WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS, ALL HITTING THEIR MARK, AND MR. DEDEDE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND FLINGS HER OFF!
Rich Russillo: HE SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET AND GOES RIGHT FOR HIKARI BUT SHE CHOP BLOCKS HIM IN THE KNEES AND BRINGS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! HIKARI LOOKS FOR A FRONT FACELOCK, BUT MR. DEDEDE GRABS HER AROUND THE WAIST AND ROLLS HER OVER FOR A QUICK PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: HIKARI KICKS OUT AND NAILS DOODOODOO IN THE FACE WITH A KICK! SHE’S GOT HIM BY THE HAIR AND WRAPS HIM UP IN A SIDE HEADLOCK!
James Peters: DEDEDE BRINGS THEM BOTH BACK UP INTO A STANDING POSITION AND DEDEDE STARTS ELBOWING HER IN THE STOMACH! HIKARI’S RIGHT LEG BUCKLES AND SHE’S FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD, AND MR. DEDEDE QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES! HIKARI MANAGES TO DUCK A CLOTHESLINE, BUT DEDEDE TAKES HER OUT AT THE KNEE!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE QUICKLY GRABS THE LEGS BUT HIKARI KICKS THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF HIM! DEDEDE RELEASES HER AND GOES FOR THE HAIR BUT HIKARI RAKES HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, GRABS A CHAIR, AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO DEDEDE’S LEGS! DEDEDE DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND HIKARI CRACKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR! DEDEDE FALLS BACK AND HIKARI GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Persephone: :francis: fucking annoying
James Peters: DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Hikari opens the chair and plants it on the mat, using it to get to her feet. She looks down at DEDEDE, shaking her head, and no doubt wondering what the hell it’s going to take to make this match go in her favor.
Persephone: Maybe she should just grab a piece of glass and slit his throat🤷🏽♀️
James Peters: :mjlol: Well that would be a hell of an ending.
Rich Russillo: Hikari has DEDEDE by the hair and she slams his face off the seat of the chair. She drags Mr. DEDEDE over to the ropes and rolls him onto the apron. Hikari grabs the ropes and pushes DEDEDE into the Wallz, letting the electricity do the damage! This match has been ugly since the opening bell, but that was to be expected. I’m not sure what any of us really expected coming into this, but if you are a lover of gore and violence, then I’m sure you’ve been thoroughly satisfied.
Persephone: :drakelike:
James Peters: Hikari finally has to back off and Mr. DEDEDE instinctively rolls himself away from the Wallz. He is curled into a fetal position now, and Hikari pulls him back into the ring. She drags DEDEDE to the chair and slams his face into the seat once again. She lays DEDEDE across the seat of the chair and limps around the ring to retrieve another.
Rich Russillo: Hikari makes her way back to DEDEDE and she raises the chair above her head! HIKARI SLAMS THE ELECTRIFIED CHAIR ACROSS MR. DEDEDE’S BACK! SHE DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, MAKING SURE TO DO AS MUCH DAMAGE AS SHE CAN, AND SHE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! DEDEDE GOES LIMP AND FALLS TO THE MAT, AND HIKARI KICKS HIM ONTO HIS BACK! HIKARI LAYS THE CHAIR ACROSS HIS FACE AND THERE IS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHAIR! THAT CHAIR RELEASES A CURRENT OF ELECTRICITY THAT SENDS DEDEDE’S BODY INTO CONVULSIONS BUT HIKARI CRUMBLES TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Why the fuck would she do that? The bitch has one goddamn leg!
James Peters: HIKARI SUMMONS ALL HER STRENGTH AND MANAGES TO THROW HERSELF OVER TOP OF DEDEDE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Persephone: :noah: This absolute moronic cunt should have hooked the fucking leg!
James Peters: I don’t even know if she could have, Seph. Hikari has been put through the absolute ringer in this match and she’s giving it absolutely everything she’s got. She literally sacrificed her own well-being just to hit that double foot stomp to try and end Mr. DEDEDE.
Persephone: Yeah and that was FUCKING STUPID! All she did was cost herself the fucking match.
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Maybe not. Hikari is crawling to the corner and pulling herself up. Despite the fact her face is stained with blood, you can see that she’s nothing if not determined. Hikari has something in mind and I can’t fucking wait to see what it is.
James Peters: She’s attempting to steady herself as she scales the turnbuckles. I THINK I know what Hikari is going to grab and if she is able to get her hands on it… :lupe:
Persephone: IS IT THE ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER, JAMES?! BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT SHE JUST GRABBED!!!!
James Peters: Dear Gawd. I don’t even want to know what she’s going to do with that…
Persephone: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? I KNOW! I HOPE SHE SCREWS IT RIGHT INTO THAT MAN’S EYE AND PULLS IT OUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: You really have a thing for gore don’t you?
Persephone: It’s literally my fucking dream to star in a snuff film some day.
James Peters: I literally fucking can’t with you.
Persephone: AND HIKARI LITERALLY FUCKING CAN’T WITH MR. DeDeDe! SHE’S BACK ON HER FEET… FOOT… WHATEVER, AND SHE’S GOT THAT THING SWITCHED ON! HIKARI TAKES HIM BY THE HAIR, PULLS HIM INTO A SITTING POSITION, AND SHE DRIVES THE SCREWDRIVER INTO HIS HEAD! YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS! GIVE HIM A FUCKING LOBOTOMY A LA JEFFREY DAHMER! REMEMBER WHEN HE TRIED TO TURN HIS VICTIMS INTO LIFELESS SEX SLAVES????
Rich Russillo: I… I don’t have anything to say right now😐
James Peters: MR. DEDEDE HAS COME BACK TO LIFE AND HIS HANDS ARE WRAPPED AROUND HIKARI’S! HE IS TRYING TO GET THE ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER AWAY FROM HER BUT HIKARI IS TRYING TO FORCE THE ISSUE! SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE IT FURTHER INTO HIS SKULL BUT DEDEDE ISN’T HAVING IT! HE TAKES ONE HAND AWAY FROM HIKARI AND PUNCHES HER RIGHT IN THE KNEE! HIKARI’S LEG BUCKLES AND DEDEDE PUNCHES HER AGAIN! HE PUNCHES HER REPEATEDLY UNTIL SHE GOES DOWN AND HE’S GOT CONTROL OF THE SCREWDRIVER NOW!
Persephone: HE GOES TO JAB THE SCREWDRIVER INTO HER FACE BUT HIKARI GETS HER HANDS UP! SHE IS ABLE TO DEFLECT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AND THE EVIL ENTITY THAT JUST WON’T DIE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE RUSHES TOWARDS HIKARI BUT SHE HAS THE CHAIN! HIKARI WITH THE CHAIN! SHE WHIPS IT TOWARDS DUMDUMDUM AND CATCHES HIM IN THE GUT WITH IT! HIKARI WHIRLS AROUND AND STRIKES HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH IT! HIKARI WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND HER FIST AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO HIS JAW! LOOK AT THE SICK WAY HIS HEAD SNAPPED TO THE SIDE!!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!
James Peters: BUT HE’S STILL ON HIS FUCKING FEET! HIKARI WHIPS THE CHAIN AT HIM AGAIN BUT DEDEDE CATCHES IT! HE JERKS HIKARI TOWARDS HIM AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A HUGE LARIAT!
Rich Russillo: Good fucking Gawd. This match is ridiculous and it’s only the first match tonight…
James Peters: DEDEDE THROWS THE CHAIN DOWN AND HE IS GOING FOR THE ROPES! I THINK MR. DEDEDE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MATCH!
Persephone: BUT LOOK AT THIS ONE-LEGGED BITCH! HIKARI SOMEHOW FINDS THE STRENGTH TO DRAG HER ASS UP AND SHE IS CHASING THIS FUCK UP THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE HITS HIKARI WITH AN ELBOW BUT LOOK! LOOK! HIKARI HITS HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS AND THAT DROPS DEDEDE INTO A SITTING POSITION ON THE ROPES! HIKARI SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE ELECTRIC WALL AND SHE’S UP ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S BRACING HERSELF ON DEDEDE’S SHOULDERS AND HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: ‘IDOL STAR DROP’!!!! HIKARI SOMEHOW JUST FUCKING PULLED OFF A TOP ROPE BODY SCISSORS BACKFLIP INTO A BACK TO BACK PILEDRIVER! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??? THAT WAS SENSATIONAL! I’M FUCKING SHOOK!
Persephone: FUCKING COVER HIM!
James Peters: THIS TIME HIKARI IS ABLE TO HOOK THE LEG AS SHE GETS THE COVER! THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NOT YET! NOT YET! NOT YET! MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT! MR. DEDEDE KICKED OUT!!!
James Peters: HIKARI PUNCHES THE MAT OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION! SHE TOOK A RISK FOLLOWING MR. DEDEDE UP THE ROPES AND I KNOW SHE THOUGHT FOR SURE SHE HAD HIM! HIKARI IS GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING BIG TO END THIS MATCH AND HONESTLY, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT CAN POSSIBLY BE AT THIS POINT!
Persephone: SLIT. HIS. THROAT! I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT!
Rich Russillo: At this point, I really don’t know what the fuck it’s going to take for someone to actually win this match. It’s clear that both competitors walked into Electric Wallz expecting an absolute war and they got exactly that.
James Peters: Hikari rolls off Mr. DEDEDE and she’s just sitting there. There has to be so much going through her head right now. How does she end this? What will it take to keep the most legendary figure in this entire business down for good?
Persephone: (whispering into her headset) Slit. His. Throat.
Rich Russillo: Hikari is finally climbing back to her feet and she’s looking down at Mr. DEDEDE. Now is as good of a time as any to go for a finisher, although I’m not sure if Hikari will be able to lift DEDEDE up. She’s barely able to put any weight on her right leg :lupe: I know we keep saying that, but DEDEDE shoved a fucking hook in it earlier in this match.
James Peters: Well… HIKARI IS GOING FOR THE FINISHER ANYWAY! HIKARI PULLS DEDEDE UP BY THE HAIR AND SHE’S HOOKING HIM FOR ‘BOOK OF TH-
Persephone: SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE HAS HIKARI PINNED!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Persephone: HIKARI IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! SHE QUICKLY DIVES FOR THE ROPES AND PULLS HERSELF UP!
James Peters: BUT MR. DEDEDE IS BACK UP AS WELL!!! HIKARI IS LOOKING LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS AS DEDEDE RUSHES TOWARDS HER!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI PUSHES HERSELF OFF THE ROPES AND THERE’S A SPEAR! HIKARI WITH A FUCKING SPEAR!!!! SHE CAUGHT MR. DEDEDE WITH HIS OWN FINISHER AND SHE’S ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Persephone: STOP KICKING OUT YOU OLD, GROSS, UGLY MAN!!!! STAY DOWN!
James Peters: FRUSTRATION WRITTEN ALL OVER HIKARI’S FACE! SHE’S GOT DEDEDE DOWN ONCE AGAIN AND HE STILL FOUND A WAY TO KICK OUT!
Rich Russillo: FRUSTRATION TURNING TO DETERMINATION? HIKARI HAS PUSHED HERSELF UP AND SHE’S MAKING HER WAY TO THE ROPES! I THINK SHE REALIZES THAT IF SHE’S GOING TO ACTUALLY PULL OFF THIS WIN, SHE HAS TO GO FOR BROKE! SHE HAS TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY! ONE LEG OR NOT, HIKARI IS ABOUT TO TAKE THE BIGGEST RISK OF THIS MATCH :lupe:
Persephone: BUT HOW IS SHE GUNNA PULL THIS OFF? THE BITCH LITERALLY CAN’T STAND!
James Peters: DESPERATE TIMES, SEPH! DESPERATE TIMES! HIKARI DOESN’T USUALLY SET THE MOVE UP LIKE THIS, BUT WITH THE ELECTRIC WALLZ AND THE PHYSICAL CONDITION SHE’S IN, SHE’S ABOUT TO MAKE DUE! SHE’S ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHE’S VERY CAREFULLY TRYING TO MAKE HER WAY ONTO THE TOP ROPE! THIS TAKES AN INSANE AMOUNT OF BALANCE, AND I KNOW THAT HIKARI IS JUST PRAYING HER RIGHT LEG DOESN’T GIVE OUT ON HER :lupe:
Rich Russillo: :lupe: THAT LEG IS SHAKING AND EVEN HIKARI HAS TO STOP AND TRY TO COLLECT HERSELF :lupe: SHE PUTS HER HANDS OUT TO BRACE HERSELF BUT THE ELECTRIC WALLZ JUST GAVE HER A REMINDER THAT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA! HIKARI SOMEHOW MANAGES TO KEEP HER BALANCE!!!!
Persephone: AND NOW SHE JUMPS! HIKARI LANDS ON THE ROPE, USING IT AS A LAUNCHING PAD, AND THERE’S THE SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!!!!
James Peters: ‘SAYONARA, FROM SUCH GLORIOUS, HEAVENLY PEAKS’!!!! THIS MATCH IS OV-
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE GOT THE KNEES UP! HE GOT HIS FUCKING KNEES UP! HIKARI FALLS TO THE MAT AND CURLS INTO A FETAL POSITION, GRABBING AT HER STOMACH AND HER KNEE! THAT IS ALL SHE HAD LEFT! THAT WAS HER LAST ATTEMPT AT PUTTING HIM AWAY AND MR. DEDEDE THWARTED IT!!!!
Persephone: :noah: FOR FUCK’S SAKE 😡
James Peters: MR. DEDEDE SEES HIKARI IS CRUMBLED ON THE MAT AND HE GRABS A CHAIR! HE STRIKES HER ACROSS THE LEG WITH IT!!! HE GRABS HIKARI UP, TUCKS THE CHAIR UNDER HIS ARM, AND THERE’S ‘WINGS OF HELL’!!! DIVING SIDE SLAM TO HIKARI KANNO AND MR. DEDEDE HAS THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: FUCKING WHAT??? HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE GET HER SHOULDER UP???
Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE IS RIPPING AT HIS HAIR AND LOOKING LIKE A MAD MAN! HIKARI JUST KICKED OUT AFTER LANDING ON AN ELECTRIFIED CHAIR!!!!
James Peters: MR. DEDEDE IS BACK UP AND HE KICKS HIKARI RIGHT IN HER DAMAGED LEG! HE JERKS HER UP BY THE HAIR AND HOOKS HER BY THE ARMS!!! HE’S ABOUT TO PUT HER AWAY FOR GOOD WITH THE ‘MK DRIVER’!!!!!
Persephone: ARE WE SURE THOUGH???
Rich Russillo: THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AND HIKARI IS UNCEREMONIOUSLY PLANTED ON THE MAT!!!! MR. DEDEDE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
(“Range Brothers” by Baby Keem, Kendrick Lamar begins to play across the PA system. The entire crowd gets to their feet not only cheering for the winner, but for Hikari Kanno as well. Mr. DEDEDE rolls off of Hikari and lays there for a moment, thinking about the absolute war he just went through and a sick smile breaks out across his face.)
James Peters: Holy shit. I have absolutely no words to describe what the fuck we just witnessed. That match was everything it was billed to be and then some, and if Mr. DEDEDE hadn’t gotten his knees up when he did, this whole thing would have had an entirely different outcome.
Rich Russillo: I completely agree. Mr. DEDEDE won the match, but it was Hikari who showed the entire EAW Universe just how tough she truly is. She gave just as good as she got, and at times, had our great Chairman on the ropes. She frustrated him. She battered him. She made him eat his words. She damn near pulled off what would have been an incredible win, but I have absolutely no doubt that this match is going to catapult Hikari Kanno to that next level.
James Peters: And what this match has also done is remind us of just who Mr. DEDEDE is and what he’s capable of. He suffered some tough losses in Season 14, and the handful of times we have seen him during Season 15, he has shown up and reminded us all of why he is arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all-time. This match was something to behold, and something I’m sure none of us will ever forget.
Persephone: We just had a match? Must not have been that great because I sure don’t remember it.
James Peters: :francis:
(Medical personnel have made their way down to the ring. The Electric Wallz has been shut off and the door open. Several people are checking on Hikari, while Mr. DEDEDE has waved off everyone but his wife, Kassidy Heart, who had been watching backstage. She raises his hand in victory, before he wraps it around her shoulders, and Kassidy helps Mr. DEDEDE to the back.)
(Meanwhile, Hikari is being helped out of Electric Wallz and once her feet hit the floor, she makes it known that she wants to leave on her own power. How she is able to do that is anyone’s guess, but the fans cheer her, and this time, it’s not just the Simp Army that are cheering. Hikari looks around at the crowd and nods her head, taking it all in, and believe it or not, she limps to the back with a smile on her battered face.)
(Shock Value fades to a commercial.)
(A promotional ad for the Showdown exclusive event, Dia Del Diablo airs. TLA defends his Answers World Championship in the first ever Towering Inferno match live on free-per-view! Catch it next Saturday, March 12th!)
(Shock Value fades back in as the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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(The crowd roars in approval as it then transitions over to show an undisclosed area secluded by God knows how many miles from The Dome where Shock Value is being held. It’s an area oh so familiar to die hard Voltage fans and some say, a man died here. It’s a power grid and right now all seems peaceful tonight with the only exception being the slight hum of electricity coursing through the entire sector. But that’s quickly changed as the roar of a vehicle is heard driving closer and closer to the eerie setting. In the distance, a 2022 Harley Davidson Low Rider ST Motorcycle is seen zooming at unfathomable speeds. So fast that it barely screeches into a halt, avoiding a collision with the barbed wire fencing that surrounds the power grid. The figure seated on the motorcycle then gets up, gripping at the helmet on his head before pulling it off.)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen, it seems our National Elite Champion has arrived for his match here at the power grid.
James Peters: Donovan looks prepared as well, having a duffle bag in his possession which he’s hauling off of his motorcycle right now. You could only imagine what he has in it or better yet, what he has in store for his challenger tonight, Lucas Johnson.
(Donovan sports a black quilted leather jacket over a black t-shirt, along with denim pants and black tactical boots. He reaches the entrance to the power grid and pushes open the door, stepping through and looking around at the scene before him.)
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(Donovan has no idea whether or not Lucas has already arrived or not, but he’d rather figure that out now than get attacked from behind later. He drops down his duffle back and, for a moment, all looks well. That’s before…)
(**HONK! HONK!**)
Persephone: :oh:!!! Is that a truck?! RUN HIM OVER! RUN HIM OVER!
(The aforementioned truck is seen in the distance as Donovan turns towards its direction. While he expects it to come to a halt… it doesn’t. Instead it drives full speed ahead towards the National Elite Champion which is not a good sign…)
(**CRASH!**)
Rich Russillo: THE TRUCK BREAKS THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE FENCING AND LOOKS TO DO THE SAME TO DONOVAN!
James Peters: BUT DONOVAN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS THE TRUCK COLLIDES WITH SOME STEEL FENCING WHICH BRINGS IT TO A SCREECHING HALT!
(Donovan tumbles hard to the ground, pulling himself off and dusting himself off while trying to sink in what in the world just happened. He turns over to the truck in particular that just tried to run him over as the door to the driver’s seat kicks open and a man steps out from it.)
Lucas Johnson: Let’s dance.
Rich Russillo: Donovan sprints full speed at Lucas looking to catch him off guard! BUT LUCAS JUST PULLED A STEEL CHAIN OUT OF HIS TRUCK, WILDLY SWINGING IT TOWARDS DONOVAN FORCING HIM TO STEP BACK! LUCAS STEPPING FORWARD AND SWINGING IT AGAIN TOWARDS THE HEAD OF DONOVAN!
James Peters: BUT DONOVAN GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAIN BEFORE PULLING IT FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE! Lucas is stunned which gives Donovan enough time to rip the chain out of his hands and drop it to the floor, BEFORE KICKING HIM IN THE GUT AND GRABBING HIM BY HIS HEAD DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A SNAP DDT ONTO THE GRAVEL THAT OVERLAYS THE GROUND BENEATH THEM! That had to hurt Lucas!
Persephone: Really? That’s probably the tamest bump he could take in this match and he’s acting like he’s Xander Payne with his CTE. Get the fuck out of here and get some REAL violence into this shit. Electrocute his balls!
Rich Russillo: Lucas is down while Donovan keeps himself grounded as well, rolling Lucas onto his back before mounting on top of him. Donovan now begins to hammer away with fist after fist teeing off on the face of Lucas as Lucas does everything he can to evade and block the shots! It’s too early to take this much damage for him and he knows that! Donovan doesn’t look like he’s stopping and there’s no referee here to tell him otherwise!
James Peters: But it seems Lucas is, AS HE GRABS A HANDFUL OF GRAVEL AND BEGINS TO RAKE IT ACROSS THE FACE OF DONOVAN! Donovan gives a cry of pain as he backs away in retreat realizing the situation that he’s in right now. BEFORE LUCAS STEPS FORWARD AND GRABS A HOLD OF HIS HEAD BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO THE SIDE OF HIS TRUCK! FORCING DONOVAN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Donovan is absolutely stunned right now but is still doing everything he can to fight back, clutching a hold of the door handle to the driver’s seat to bring himself up. BUT LUCAS GRABS THE HANDLE OF THE BACK SEAT AND OPENS THE DOOR SLAMMING IT AGAINST HIS FACE DROPPING HIM DOWN AGAIN!
Lucas Johnson: Who the hell do you think you are Donovan… huh… ANSWER ME.
(Donovan groans in pain, beginning to heave himself up to a seated position. He doesn’t respond to Lucas with a single word, causing the challenger for the National Elite Championship to get frustrated.)
James Peters: LUCAS STEPS FORWARD AND KICKS IN THE FACE OF DONOVAN DUKE SENDING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Lucas Johnson: ANSWER ME. Hmph, that’s fine… absolutely fine…
(Lucas turns around and looks down at the steel chain on the ground. It was the one he attempted to use earlier but was halted by Donovan turning it into a fist fight. Lucas looks over at Donovan one more time before taking the chain into his hands and turning around.)
Lucas Johnson: Guess I’ll have to beat it into you who your National Elite Champion will be at the end of this… me.
Persephone: Enough of the foreplay already you stupid bitch, CHOKE HIM OUT.
Rich Russillo: Well Persephone it looks like you’re getting your wish as Lucas begins to approach Donovan with the chain gripped in both hands. BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING IT’S DONOVAN THAT LAUNCHES FORWARD AND TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! DONOVAN IMMEDIATELY GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAIN AND TRIES TO RIP IT OUT OF THE GRASP OF LUCAS! BOTH OF THEM ARE IN AN INTENSE TUG OF WAR RIGHT NOW AS DONOVAN LOOKS CLOSE TO PRESERVING HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH!
James Peters: BUT LUCAS JUST BROKE THROUGH HIS DEFENSES AND BASHED THE CHAIN AGAINST HIS HEAD! Donovan retreats back in pain while Lucas is wrapping the chain around his fist and getting back up to his feet, BEFORE SLAMMING THE CHAIN AGAINST THE HEAD OF DONOVAN WITH A SOLID RIGHT HAND! Look at the blood dripping out of Donovan’s forehead right now as Lucas approaches, what could he have in mind right now for the National Elite Champion…?
(Lucas presses his foot against the back of Donovan’s knee keeping him down in a kneeling position before grabbing the chain and looping it around his neck. He then brings his foot upward to the center of his spine before taking a deep breath…)
Persephone: We’re still watching wrestling right because this looks like something else to me…
Rich Russillo: LUCAS JUST PRESSED HIS FOOT AGAINST THE BACK OF DONOVAN AND NOW HE’S CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN! Donovan is struggling to breathe right now as he reaches his hands out trying to get some sort of leverage so he can fight his way out of the situation he’s in! But right now this isn’t possible as Lucas looks about ten seconds away from sending him to the Lord above!
James Peters: Donovan is trying his best but Lucas has that chain wrapped tight around his neck as he pulls relentlessly! But wait! It seems that Donovan is managing to find his way back up to his feet, fighting through the pain and making it his priority not to withstand but to escape! Lucas can’t really do anything about it other than try and force Donovan down to the ground… BUT DONOVAN JUST PUSHED BACKWARDS AND SLAMMED LUCAS’ BACK AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE FENCING THAT SURROUNDS THE POWER GRID!
Rich Russillo: Lucas is struggling right now as Donovan is looking around to see if there’s anything else he can use in the surrounding area to help him out! Right now he’s only got the fence… but right now I think that circuit breaker box that’s against the fence just caught his eye! Donovan is trying his best to reach his hand out and open the box but right now Lucas is keeping him in place, and you can see his eyes widen as he sees what Donovan is reaching for!
James Peters: Donovan rolling the two of them so that Donovan inches closer to the box, before he manages to open it! Lucas is trying to restrain him even further and you can see that it might be working as Donovan looks to be fading…
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN JUST RIPPED OPEN THAT CIRCUIT BREAKER BOX AND SLAMMED HIS FIST INTO IT! DONOVAN SACRIFICING HIS OWN WELLBEING TO GET LUCAS OFF OF HIS BACK AS BOTH OF THEM GET SHOCKED WITH A WAVE OF CURRENT AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
James Petera: Donovan knew there was no other way out of that situation and it was either that or lose the National Elite Championship. Look at his hand though, it’s charred and you can see him wincing in pain as he drops down to a knee and tries to collect himself. Lucas is equally stunned as he retreats back trying to catch his breath and breathe. Lucas makes his way back towards Donovan, BUT DONOVAN GRABS A HOLD OF THE HEAD AND LUCAS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE FENCING! Lucas gets slammed into the fence at full force, BEFORE DONOVAN SNATCHES HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND FACE FIRST!
(Donovan turns around and begins to make his way out of the situation and to somewhere else. He looks around trying to grasp the situation that he finds himself in tonight… before looking at the duffel bag that he brought with him to this match. He begins to make his way over, plopping down to a knee and unzipping it trying to look through the contents and see what can help him right now… all while Lucas is rising with a pissed off expression towards his face, beginning to make his way towards Donovan.)
Rich Russillo: Lucas just grabbed the shoulder of Donovan… BUT WHAT THE HELL?! DID DONOVAN JUST SLAP A HANDCUFF ON HIS LEFT WRIST! LUCAS IS IN SHOCK, BUT HE’S DISTRACTED LONG ENOUGH FOR DONOVAN TO KICK HIM BELOW THE BELT! LUCAS IS RATTLED AFTER A SWIFT SHOT TO HIS JOHNSON’S AS HE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE!
James Peters: Donovan instantly grabs a hold of Lucas from around the waist and lifts him back up to his feet before running him forward, AND SLAMMING HIM AGAINST ANOTHER FENCING AREA IN THE POWER GRID! Donovan presses Lucas’ wrist against the fence, BEFORE CUFFING HIM! Donovan isn’t done, AS HE TAKES OUT ANOTHER PAIR OF HANDCUFFS AND DOES THE SAME TO THE OTHER SIDE! WHAT THE HELL IS DONOVAN THINKING RIGHT NOW?!
Persephone: Surely nothing good, and really, I think that’s all I need to hear. My handcuff fetish is already turning me on to this match.
(Donovan turns around once more and grabs a hold of the duffle bag again.)
Donovan Duke: Seems like we’ve forgotten the whole, electricity part of it all…
(Lucas tries to fight out of it, but his eyes widen as he looks at what Donovan has just pulled out of the duffle bag.)
Donovan Duke: What’s wrong Lucas, don’t have the… balls… to say something back…?
Rich Russillo: THAT’S A FUCKING CAR BATTERY! DONOVAN IS GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT LUCAS JOHNSON WILL NEVER HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO REPRODUCE AGAIN AFTER THIS MATCH!
James Peters: Donovan just made his way towards Lucas gripping the car battery and a pair of jumper cables in his hand as you know Lucas is doing everything he can to make sure that he gets out of this right now! DONOVAN JUST STABBED BOTH OF THOSE JUMPER CABLES STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIS GROIN THOUGH! Donovan drops that car battery down to the ground near Lucas and hooks up one of the jumper cables.
(ZAP!)
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN JUST TAPPED THE OTHER JUMPER CABLE AGAINST THE CAR BATTERY SENDING A VOLT TOWARDS LUCAS JOHNSON WHO JUST MET A RUSH OF ELECTRICITY! LUCAS IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO FIGHT OUT OF IT BECAUSE WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH OF THESE THAT HE WILL BE ABLE TO TAKE RIGHT NOW!
(ZAP!)
James Peters: DONOVAN JUST TAPPED THE JUMPER CABLE AGAINST THE CAR BATTERY AGAIN AS LUCAS JUST GAVE A CRY OF PAIN! THIS IS NOT A SITUATION THAT HE WANTS TO BE IN RIGHT NOW! DONOVAN LOOKS TO DO IT ONE MORE TIME BUT THIS TIME IT’S NOT GOING TO BE JUST A LOVE TAP!
(Suddenly, a cry of pain is heard coming from Lucas Johnson which shocks Donovan.)
Persephone: HAH! LOOK AT LUCAS’ THUMB THAT SHIT JUST BENT 180° THAT’S HILARIOUS!
Rich Russillo: NO THAT’S NOT HILARIOUS THAT’S SMART! LUCAS JUST DISLOCATED HIS THUMB OUT OF ITS SOCKET AND RIPPED IT OUT OF THE HANDCUFF! DONOVAN STEPS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS TO SWING A PUNCH BUT LUCAS SOCKS HIM FIRST KNOCKING HIM DOWN! DONOVAN DROPS TO A KNEE, WHILE LUCAS KICKS HIM IN THE FACE AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING BACK!
(Lucas puts his thumb back in place with a grunt before taking a deep breath and dislocating his thumb on the other side as well. He pulls it quickly out as he falls back against the fencing in pure agony trying to shake feeling back inside of him after what Donovan managed to do to him. But through all the pain that he’s going through, he doesn’t see Donovan recover.)
James Peters: DONOVAN STEPPED FORWARD SENDING A PUNCH TOWARDS HIS ABDOMEN! LUCAS IS STUNNED WHILE DONOVAN GRABS HIM AND RUNS HIM FORWARD BEFORE SLAMMING HIM INTO THE LEG OF AN ELECTRICAL TOWER! Now they’re beginning to use the environment to their advantage, BUT LUCAS TURNS IT AROUND GRABBING DONOVAN BY HIS NECK AND RAMMING HIM AGAINST THE STEEL FENCING!
(Lucas turns around now and looks down, as he happens to be standing near the fencing that he broke down with the truck to enter this match. He takes a deep breath before making his way towards it, and ripping the barbed wire clean off. His hands are bloodied, but he turns around and ignores it, making his way towards Donovan once again who is trying to recover.)
Rich Russillo: LUCAS ATTEMPTS TO RAKE DONOVAN IN THE FACE WITH THE BARBED WIRE! BUT DONOVAN JUST GRABBED HIS WRISTS AND STOPPED HIM! Luca sis trying his best but after everything that Donovan put him through he might not have enough energy to keep him going. DONOVAN JUST SHIFTED HIS ENTIRE BODY OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS LUCAS BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL FENCING…
James Peters: BEFORE CHOKING LUCAS OUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE! THAT BARBED WIRE IS DIGGING INTO THE THROAT OF LUCAS AS HE STRUGGLES TO BREATHE WHILE SCREAMING IN AGONY AS BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR OUT FROM HIS THROAT! THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO FIGHT AS DONOVAN TUGS HIS NECK AND BEGINS TO BRING HIM ELSEWHERE IN THE POWER GRID!
(Donovan continues to drag Lucas as he desperately gasps for air trying to reach out in hopes of grabbing onto something. But what he doesn’t see while Donovan is dragging him… is that he’s got the two of them headed towards a power transformer.)
Rich Russillo: LUCAS IS STRUGGLING, BUT HE LOOKS BEHIND HIM AND YOU CAN SEE HIS EYES WIDEN AS HE LAYS THEM ON THE TRANSFORMER! HE STEPS BACK AND SLAMS DONOVAN SPINE-FIRST AGAINST THE SIDE OF IT! DONOVAN GIVES A CRY OF PAIN, AS LUCAS STEPS FORWARD AND TRIES AGAIN SLAMMING HIM AGAINST THE TRANSFORMER ONCE AGAIN FORCING DONOVAN TO LET GO OF THE BARBED WIRE THAT HE HAS AGAINST THE THROAT OF LUCAS!
James Peters: Donovan shoves Lucas away trying to get some ground, BUT LUCAS RUNS FORWARD THIS TIME NAILING HIM WITH A FOREARM! Lucas turns Donovan around and has him face the insulators that are on top, BEFORE SLAMMING HIM AGAINST THEM! BUT DONOVAN MANAGES TO HOLD HIS HANDS OUT JUST IN TIME! DONOVAN KICKS LUCAS’ KNEECAP BEFORE SENDING A ELBOW TO HIS FACE! DONOVAN GRABS A HOLD OF THE FACE OF LUCAS NOW AND LIFTS HIM UP!
(ZAP!)
Rich Russillo: BUT LUCAS SLAMS DONOVAN’S HEAD DOWN INSTEAD COURSING ELECTRICITY THROUGH HIM! RIGHT ON TOP OF THE INSULATOR DIGGING INTO THE WOUND THAT DONOVAN HAS ON HIS FOREHEAD! Lucas isn’t done…
(ZAP!)
James Peters: AGAIN! DONOVAN SCREAMS IN PAIN BEFORE LUCAS GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE- BUT DONOVAN BRINGS HIS HEAD FORWARD BEFORE CRACKING HIS SKULL AGAINST LUCAS’ WITH A HEADBUTT! LUCAS ATTEMPTS TO SWING A PUNCH TOWARDS THE HEAD OF DONOVAN!
(ZAP!)
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS THE HAND OF LUCAS BEFORE PRESSING IT UP AGAINST THE INSULATOR CAUSING LUCAS TO SCREAM VIOLENTLY IN RAGE! LUCAS SNATCHES HIS HAND AWAY TRYING TO ESCAPE…
James Peters: ONLY TO BE MET WITH GAMBLER’S ROULETTE BY DONOVAN! A BIG SWING TO THE HEAD OF LUCAS TAKES HIM DOWN! Donovan dips down to a knee and grabs a hold of that barbed wire once again, getting up and beginning to make his way towards Lucas once again.
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN MOUNTS ON TOP OF LUCAS BEFORE SLAMMING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH WITH A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED FIST TOWARDS THE HEAD OF LUCAS! LUCAS CAN’T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF ANYMORE! DONOVAN IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS AS BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE WHILE HE BATTERS THE FACE OF LUCAS JOHNSON IN! THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION IS COMPLETELY RELENTLESS AS HE KNOWS IF HE WANTS TO WIN THIS MATCH HE HAS TO BE RUTHLESS AND UNFORGIVING!
(Donovan looks to nail one more punch, but before he does he gets spit in the face by Lucas. His saliva is bloody but its clear if anything that Lucas is not going to give up. Donovan wipes it away and looks towards Lucas who smirks.)
Lucas Johnson: Die.
Persephone: YES! DIE ALREADY! FUCKING DIE!
Rich Russillo: LUCAS JUST GRABBED AROUND THE WAIST OF DONOVAN AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND INSTEAD! LUCAS IS ABSOLUTELY GOING HAM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS TOWARDS HIS FACE! DONOVAN IS TRYING HIS BEST TO BLOCK BUT RIGHT NOW LUCAS IS PROVING TO BE TOO MUCH FOR THE CHAMP!
James Peters: DONOVAN SHOVES AWAY AND ALLOWS HIMSELF TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BEFORE SWINGING FOR THE FENCES WITH A LARIAT TO TAKE LUCAS’ HEAD OFF! BUT LUCAS MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE GRABBING AROUND HIS WAIST AND LIFTING HIM UP INTO A BACK BODY DROP! DONOVAN IS DOWN WHILE LUCAS GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND WAITS FOR DONOVAN TO DO THE SAME!
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN NAILS LUCAS WITH A DESPERATION PUNCH! BUT LUCAS STEPS FORWARD AND DOES THE SAME! BACK AND FORTH WE GO! DONOVAN! LUCAS! DONOVAN! LUCAS! DONOVAN! LUCAS! BEFORE DONOVAN SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HIS ABDOMEN! LUCAS STUMBLES BACK, BEFORE DONOVAN LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TOWARDS HIS FACE THIS TIME TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
James Peters: Lucas stumbles back, BEFORE DONOVAN GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND LEAPS OFF OF THE LEG OF THE ELECTRICAL TOWER GOING FOR A TORNADO DDT TO TAKE LUCAS DOWN!
Rich Russillo: BUT LUCAS POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH THE BLUEPRINT! JUMPING CUTTER TAKES DONOVAN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS LUCAS HAS THE UPPERHAND! IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’S EXACTLY DONE EITHER AS HE TAKES A STEP BACK AND WAITS FOR DONOVAN TO GET BACK UP!
James Peters: LUCAS IS SETTING DONOVAN UP! THE FINAL CALL! PUNT KICK TO THE HEAD OF DONOVAN WHICH COLLIDES HIS HEAD AGAINST THE LEG OF THE ELECTRICAL TOWER KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!
Rich Russillo: Donovan is down on the ground, doing everything to recover but right now it’s taking him way too long, who knows what Lucas has planned- wait… are those headlights…?
(VROOM!)
(The sound of a truck is heard as the camera goes over to show Lucas Johnson in the front seat. It’s the vehicle that he used in an attempt to run over Donovan at the start of this, and now the situation he’s in has the truck pointed right towards the National Elite Champion.)
Lucas Johnson: Now… I finish what I started… See you in hell Donovan.
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL?! LUCAS IS DRIVING THAT TRUCK RIGHT TOWARDS DONOVAN! HE’S GOING TO RUN HIM OVER! WE SAID THAT THIS WAS THE MATCH THAT CLAIMED A BODY THE PREVIOUS YEAR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN…
(**CRASH!**)
Rich Russillo: WAIT! DONOVAN JUST DRAGGED HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! OH MY GOD! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST DROVE HIS TRUCK RIGHT INTO THE GENERATOR-
(**BOOM!**)
James Peters: THE GENERATOR JUST FUCKING EXPLODED!
Persephone: YESSSSSS!!!!
(Everything being shown by the camera is on fire in the power grid. Donovan is seen dragging himself back and slowly retreating away from the flames. He spits out blood from his mouth before mumbling something distinctive.)
Donovan Duke: See YOU in hell… good riddance Lucas.
(Donovan continues to drag himself away, before finally getting onto his motorcycle and revving it up, seeming like his work is done as he looks back one more time and drives off. What should’ve been the end is seen but the camera then goes back to inside the flames, where the truck is seen, though intact seemingly burning at the hood of it. From there, the door to the driver’s seat is seen kicking open. It’s the last shot seen before Shock Value then begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(Shock Value fades back in to show the backstage area, specifically a private locker room where two individuals are seen inside of it. Jake Smith and Chris Elite, better known as the Unified Tag Team Champions The Haircare Kings, are seen getting ready for their respective matches later in the night. It’s quiet as both of them are minding their business, but before long Chris turns to Jake with a smirk, clearly having something to say more specifically about Jake’s match later on tonight.)
Chris Elite: You ready to put Senn’s bitchass in a blunt tonight?
Jake Smith: Don’t know, you ready to win the EAW World Championship?
(Both of them don’t need to answer that. The two partners have been very vocal about their desires to win this week and now, it all culminates to this. It’s clear that the two of them are on their A-game tonight and the only thing they really have on their mind is victory… at any cost.)
Chris Elite: Shit I knew I didn’t have to say that. Not like you wasn’t going to do that in the first place. Should’ve let me say something in your promo though I had a thing or two I wanted him to hear. Fucking bozo thought he could namedrop me like that without consequences, he got a whole other thing coming to him.
Jake Smith: Ah it’s fine, I’m sure he heard what you and Cage had to say to him loud and clear. Karma is coming his way tonight and I think we’re all going to walk out tonight with something to hold out heads up with win or lose when I beat Senn. I know I’ve spent a few weeks trying to question why he’s come back, but even I can admit that it doesn’t really matter, regardless, it’s just been a long time coming for him. I hope wherever the hell he ends up running off to afterward treats him well, because I know even then what I’ve said this week will subside in him forever. That’s just the long-term ramifications of your actions… and being held accountable. But enough about me, how about you? You got a big match ahead of you tonight and I know you’re going to kill it. Just like you said I don’t even have to ask if you’re ready for that.
Chris Elite: It’s like you think I can’t beat Myles and Ryan Wilson :francis:.
Jake Smith: :whoa:
Chris Elite: It’s like you think I ain’t better than them :francis:!!!
Jake Smith: Bro.
Chris Elite: Nah I’m fucking with you. Anyway I don’t think it even needs to be said that I’m the favorite to come out of this match on top. I’m the only one that’s able to carry that Championship all the way to Pain For Pride and the rest of them are just better off on the back burner. It’s gonna be hard I’ll admit that, but I’ve been through the worst things imaginable here in EAW and this is just minor league compared to that. I might’ve not won King of Elite a month ago but I did say my World Championship chase was far from over. I was going to become a two-time World Champion by any means necessary, and Shock Value just happened to be an opportunity that fell into the palm of my hands. I’m not going to give it up.
Jake Smith: Say, how about that Gold Rush tournament Captain Charisma announced yesterday huh…
(Silence falls on the two partners. It’s clear that there’s a possibility that the two of them will face off and they have been adamant this entire Season on how much a World Championship win could mean for them. If Chris loses tonight, that tournament might be his last chance to get a World Title. The tournament would be Jake’s last chance period.)
Jake Smith: Yeah I get you… I’m winning that one right?
Chris Elite: :comeagain:
Jake Smith: What? We’ve always said a win for one of us is a win for both of us so why don’t you just give me this one man :noah:.
Chris Elite: Fuck no, even if that means I’m in the tournament I’m going to make sure that I’m winning it. It’s not going to be The Haircare Kings fighting in the World Title picture at Pain For Pride, it’s going to be one of us and if I had to choose. Sorry little buddy, it’s going to be me.
Jake Smith: At least you’ve had the luxury of a World Championship before. Do you know how long I’ve been working for it? YEARS. You know what I’ve gotten despite that? Consolation prizes, that’s the only thing. I’m dying for an opportunity, I’m dying to finally get what I’ve been looking for and that’s the EAW World Championship. Roadblock after roadblock, I’m sick of it. I’m seizing this opportunity while I can and solidifying myself as a main event competitor. If that means getting through you, well, I don’t need your permission to do that. Not like it’ll be a problem with you fumbling every World Championship shot you’ve gotten since the stone age.
Chris Elite: :francis: You’re midcard at best and got your ass beat by Drake King twice, couldn’t be me you little shit.
Jake Smith: Ryan did make some points about you.
(Silence.)
Jake Smith & Chris Elite: :mjlol2:
(Both of them break out into hysterical laughter before shaking their heads.)
Chris Elite: Nah.
Jake Smith: Definitely not.
Chris Elite: We’ll worry about it when we get there. For now, let’s worry about actually getting out of Shock Value alive first. You beating Senn and me winning the World Title.
Jake Smith: Easy enough. Then we defend the Unified Tag Team Championship against The Ice Aces at DDD and retain.
Chris Elite: Who? Shit everyone an ace now. All they bout to be are packs when we’re done with them.
(Both of them continue preparing for their matches, clearly just messing around with one another. It’s the last shot seen before Shock Value then begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Before cutting to Bella Braxton, the next match graphic flashes across the video tron.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SPACE HEATERS DEATHMATCH, AND IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!
(Mona Lisa by Lil Wayne ft. Kendrick Lamar receives a positive reaction from the fans as Cleopatra makes her way down to the ring, pyro and all, getting an entrance worthy of an EAW Hall of Famer, but clearly determined tonight despite this, and going into this with something to prove.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing out of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 128 pounds…SHE IS “THE QUEEN OF NILE”…CLEOPATRA!!
James Peters: Last night, this woman said she’s in the best shape of her life, and I believe it.
Persephone: If you call menopause stage the best shape someone could be in…
Rich Russillo: Ignoring that…I’m gonna agree with you, James, in that right now, Cleopatra isn’t only an EAW Hall of Famer, but a focused one of that, which spells out danger for a fellow one in Kendra Shamez.
James Peters: Yeah, they’re both back with something to prove, but in the end, one of them can walk out victorious.
(“Needles and Pins” by the Deftones is next up to play, and Kendra walks out onto the top of the ramp with her signature robe, having her last name, “SHAMEZ” printed on the back with rhinestones. Kendra smiles as she warmly embraces the EAW universe, who returns the love by cheering. Kendra walks down the ramp and before entering the ring, she takes a look around at the screaming fans and blows a kiss paired with a flirty wink before turning attention to Cleopatra, asserting the fact she is focused on the task ahead.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent! Hailing out of Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 144 pounds…SHE IS “THE OG VIXEN”…KENDRA SHAMEZ!!
James Peters: Man, with the reactions we’ve seen for these two over the past few weeks, it’s almost like they’ve never left.
Rich Russillo: Yeah, EAW may continue to advance as a company, but the true legends in this business are never forgotten, and when that bell rings, they’re about to show us why.
James Peters: Yeah, because with a stipulation like this, there are no limitations to these women. They can be as vile, they can be as ruthless as they wanna be.
Persephone: And that’s just about the only reason I have the SLIGHTEST bit of intrigue towards this.
(Kendra begins to take her entrance gear off as “Needles and Pins” by the Deftones fades out in the background, causing the referee to signal for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Welp, the bell has rung, and what we will witness is a match between two of the greats, who will undoubtedly put it all on the line tonight in this Space Heaters Deathmatch. A bound to be barbaric stipulation that will show just how far these two are willing to go in order to secure a victory.
Persephone: Guess the phrase “legends never die” will be truly put to the test tonight. :mjlit:
Rich Russillo: :francis: Well, let’s hope it doesn’t come to-
James Peters: NOT TO CUT YOU OFF THERE, RICH, BUT CLEOPATRA JUST GRABBED ONE OF THE SPACE HEATERS BY THE HANDLE, AND TAKES A WILD SWING AT THE HEAD OF A CHARGING KENDRA SHAMEZ!
Rich Russillo: LUCKILY, KENDRA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND THE HEATER GOES FLYING OUT THE HANDS OF CLEOPATRA, WHO TURNS AROUND TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF A BOOT FROM KENDRA, CAUSING CLEO TO WISELY ROLL OUT THE RING!
James Peters: Cleopatra clutches at her nose and mouth area, having got hit pretty hard. Kendra knows she can’t let a competitor like Cleo get any breathing room, so tries to pursue her on the outside. However, CLEOPATRA GRABBED THE LEG OF SHAMEZ, AND PULLED IT OUT FROM UNDER HER, CAUSING KENDRA TO GO FACE FIRST ON THE APRON! “The OG Vixen” rolls off, and uses the apron to keep herself standing after having been stunned there.
Rich Russillo: Last place you wanna hit like that is the apron, aka the hardest part of the ring where wood meets steel. Cleopatra grabs hold of Kendra, and sends her face first into the ringpost! Shamez falls to a knee, and Cleopatra uses the valuable time to go digging underneath the ring, looking for any type of weapon, and she pulls out a steel chair. This could be really bad for Shamez, who uses the ringpost as a base to stand herself up, and she turns around.
Persephone: STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD! …NO! KENDRA, UNFORTUNATELY, AVOIDS CTE, AND CLEOPATRA HITS THE RINGPOST INSTEAD! THE VIBRATION KNOCKING THAT CHAIR OUT OF HER HANDS!
James Peters: Kendra tries sneaking up behind the fellow Hall of Famer, but eats a back elbow for her troubles, and Kendra gets driven back first into the barricade! Not just one, but two times, forcing her down to both knees while favoring that lower back area. However, Cleo is quick in trying to pull her back up. BUT KENDRA EXPLODES WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP… AND ANOTHER! That chest of Cleopatra has already gotta sting as Kendra aims to send her into the corner of a barricade!
Rich Russillo: BUT CLEOPATRA REVERSES THE IRISH WHIP LAST MINUTE, AND KENDRA GOES BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE FOR A THIRD TIME NOW! Cleopatra goes back to that chair she dropped a bit earlier, and props it up ringside, not sure what she has in mind there. But turning attention back to Kendra, CLEO DAMN NEAR KNOCKED HER OVER INTO THE FANS AREA WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: But stopped the barricade-hung Kendra from going all the way over as she has other plans, directing her over to the steel chair, and seating the dazed Shamez in it, connecting with a few forearms to make sure she stays put. Cleopatra climbs up onto the apron, and with Kendra in her sights, builds momentum for a DIVING SEATED SENTON! With Cleo staying on top of Kendra with mounted punches, showing some aggression early on in this contest.
Persephone: Not gonna lie, that was kinda cool, but I know these two women can do worse to each other. I mean, two of the greats facing each other is cool and all, but I’m not here to have my time wasted.
James Peters: :gucci: Are you able to enjoy any match that doesn’t involve endless violence every five seconds?
Persephone: With Rex in said match, yeah.
James Peters: One that doesn’t involve him either.
Persephone: Then no.
James Peters: :francis:
Rich Russillo: Hey, back to the action as Cleo grabs a handful of hair, trying to drag Kendra up the steel steps with her, BUT SHAMEZ BREAKS FREE, RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER BY TRIPPING CLEOPATRA UP ON THE STEEL STEPS, CAUSING HER TO HIT FACE FIRST ON THE TOP ONE! Kendra walks over to Cleo, and rolls her back into the ring before looking to bring out another weapon of destruction in this matchup, which turns out to be… brass knuckles, something that happens to be both a weapon of destruction, and Kendra’s weapon of choice.
James Peters: Shamez slides back into the ring, looking to do some serious damage. Cleo realizes this, and tries reaching for another space heater, however, Kendra kicks it away! Kendra begins to close in, Cleopatra scoots back till she’s cornered, literally. Between a rock and hard place here, nowhere to go for Cleopatra, who’s back is against the bottom turnbuckle, and facing a brass knuckles wielding Shamez, who allows Cleo to use the corner in pulling herself up.
Rich Russillo: Cleo realizes the predicament she’s in, AND TRIES LUNGING AT KENDRA TO NO SUCCESS, GETTING A SHOT TO THE GUT FOR HER TROUBLES WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES! Cleopatra goes down to all fours, and Kendra grabs Cleo’s chin whilst cocking that fist back. But Cleopatra shoves Shamez away before staggering back into the corner. SHAMEZ CHARGES IN WITH A RIGHT HAND ATTEMPT!
James Peters: BUT CLEO GETS OUT THE WAY, AND KENDRA GOES RIBS FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAUSING THE BRASS KNUCKLES TO SLIP OFF HER HAND, AND FALL TO THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra tries to capitalize, BUT A BACK KICK FROM KENDRA STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING! AND SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN STO BACKBREAKER, AND REVERSE STO THAT SENDS CLEO FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! A mat slam from Kendra sends her opposition down the mat as she hooks the leg for a cover!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: KICKOUT! But Kendra’s not gonna get frustrated, instead, realizes she has to do more damage, and turns attention to one of the heaters, grabbing with both hands the parts with barbed wire missing, raising it high above her head as Cleopatra stands herself up in the corner. Kendra barrels toward her, BUT CLEO GETS BOTH FEET UP, AND THE HEATER REBOUNDS BACK INTO THE FACE OF KENDRA, WHO GETS CAUGHT WITH A MIDDLE ROPE DROPKICK BY CLEOPATRA!
(The barbed wire digs in deep on the forehead of Kendra Shamez off that dropkick, busting her open before Kendra finally manages to remove it off her head!)
Persephone: FINALLY!
Rich Russillo: GOOD GOD, THAT HAD TO HURT! I MEAN, IT’S ONE THING TO BE CUT INTO BY BARBED WIRE, BUT TO BE BURNT BY THAT HEATER AS WELL IN THE PROCESS CANNOT BE PLEASANT!
Persephone: Who cares? They knew what they signed up for! WOOOO!!
James Peters: Kendra rolls out of the ring, and the referee checks on her condition while Cleopatra heads to the outside. And now the self-proclaimed “Greatest Vixen That Ever Lived” goes back to work on Kendra, who gets thrown gut first into the barricade, undoubtedly taking the wind out of her sails! Much to her credit, Cleopatra’s really been using that environment to her advantage in this matchup, and starts to wail on Kendra with forearms.
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra drags her ringside, and goes for a suplex of sorts, but Kendra shows some fight, refusing to go up, AND SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM WITH A GOURDBUSTER ON THE OUTSIDE! DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD?! A VERY THIN LAYER OF PADDING WE HAVE OUT THERE, AND CLEO BASICALLY JUST BELLY FLOPPED ONTO IT!
James Peters: Cleopatra leans Cleo up against the steels steps, and ringpost before going back on the offensive with THUNDEROUS KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS, ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Cleo clutches at her sternum area while an idea pops in the head of Kendra Shamez, who grabs a LIGHT TUBE from underneath the ring area.
Rich Russillo: Kendra places that light tube against Cleo’s chest area, AND BREAKS IT WITH ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! Shamez shakes off her hand before repeating the exact same thing with an unbroken end of that light tube! Cleopatra simply collapses down to a prone position on the floor, attempting to crawl underneath the ring, possibly to escape from this onslaught she’s on the receiving end of.
James Peters: But Kendra says “not so fast,” and grabs the ankle of Cleo to pull her out from underneath the ring apron. BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO US ALL, CLEOPATRA HAD ACTUALLY GRABBED A KENDO STICK, AND ROLLS ON HER BACK TO CRACK KENDRA IN THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! Shamez falls to all fours, AND IS ON THE RECEIVING END OF PUNISHMENT NOW AS CLEOPATRA RAINS DOWN WITH KENDO STICK SHOTS TO THE BACK AREA!
Rich Russillo: Kendra falls prone on the floor, allowing Cleopatra to slide different weapons into the ring, such as garbage cans, steel chairs, and even more kendo sticks! Kendra gets rolled back into the ring, and Cleopatra in after her.
James Peters: Shamez tries getting back to a vertical base, BUT THAT TURNS OUT TO BE A BIG MISTAKE AS CLEOPATRA DELIVERS A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO HER KNEE, AND KENDRA PLOPS TO HER SIDE! Cleopatra continues punishment with that steel chair, grinding the top half into Kendra’s cheek area, pinning her between that and the canvas! The referee checks with Kendra to ensure that she’s not gonna tap out here, because that can count as a submission hold in a match like this, but Kendra merely groans in agony while flailing her legs!
Persephone: This is glorious! Shamez has taken a lot of punishment already, and I’m hoping she doesn’t tap out, cause I wanna see this thing continue longer if it equals more action like this!
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra realizes this isn’t working, and that she has to switch up the game plan, so does exactly that, stalking Kendra from the corner as she slowly gets back up to her feet with that steel chair in hand. But what Cleo doesn’t know is that Kendra grabbed a space heater as Shamez obscures the view by having her back turned to her opponent.
James Peters: Cleopatra starts to charge forward once seeing that Kendra is close to turning around, BUT SHAMEZ SWINGS THAT SPACE HEATER INTO THE GUT OF CLEOPATRA, THE BARBED WIRE STICKING TO HER BODYSUIT, BUT CLEO’S QUICK TO PUSH IT OFF AS SHE FALLS TO ALL FOURS, DROPPING THE CHAIR! AND KENDRA PRESSES DOWN ON THE BACK OF CLEOPATRA’S HEAD WITH HER BOOT, HAVING THE SIDE OF HER FACE PUSHED UP AGAINST THAT BARBED WIRE SPACE HEATER!
Rich Russillo: Kendra finally relents, and Cleo rolls away, grabbing the side of her face, which is revealed to have been busted open, and carrying a burn mark. Kendra grabs the leg of Cleopatra, and locks her in Shameless Grace, attempting to bridge it, but can’t do so for long, still feeling the effects of that chair shot to her knee from just a moment ago, so goes down to a normal figure four to alleviate some pressure.
James Peters: PAIN IS WRITTEN ACROSS THE FACE OF CLEOPATRA, WHO FLAILS HER ARM AROUND, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, ANYTHING TO HELP HER OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION AS ROPES WON’T BE OF BENEFIT! LUCKILY, CLEOPATRA GRABS ONE OF THE MANY STEEL CHAIRS SHE BROUGHT INTO THE RING, AND TOSSES IT INTO THE FACE OF KENDRA, FORCING HER TO RELEASE THE HOLD!
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra clutches at her knee on the mat before using the ropes to pull herself up, and grabs one of the kendo sticks lying around, turning Kendra onto her stomach, and mounting her for a modified camel clutch with that kendo stick, really wrenching back on it to inflict as much pain as possible. The referee asks Kendra if she wants to quit, but the Hall of Famer is so resilient, not looking to give up just yet, crawling her way over to the bottom rope, and getting a hand on it.
James Peters: But this isn’t a normal match, and Cleopatra stomps the hand of Kendra, having a new idea in mind as she ties her arms up in a combination of the top and middle rope! Kendra Shamez is at the mercy of Cleopatra, WHO DELIVERS SOME VICIOUS SLAPS TO THE FACE WHILE TRASH TALKING! Cleopatra grabs a steel chair off the canvas, and raises it to presumably hit Kendra in the head!
Rich Russillo: BUT THOSE LONG LEGS OF SHAMEZ COME INTO PLAY AS SHE DELIVERS A KICK TO THE GUT, FORCING CLEO TO DROP THE STEEL CHAIR, AND MOMENTARILY DOUBLE OVER IN PAIN! After all, we did see her get hit into the midsection earlier on in this contest with one of those barbed wire space heaters. But a nasty look forms on the face of Cleopatra, noticing Kendra has not yet freed herself, and goes outside to retrieve the brass knuckles she dropped there.
James Peters: You can see Kendra start to become more frantic in trying to free herself.
Persephone: Welp, this bitch is screwed.
James Peters: Cleopatra wants a shot to the face with those brass knuckles, but again, Kendra stops that from happening with another kick to the damaged abdomen of Cleopatra, who doubles over, and has the brass knuckles slip off her hands as well. This buys Kendra enough time to break free from the ropes, and march over to Cleopatra, only to eat a forearm that causes her to stagger back before rebounding off the ropes for a RUNNING HIGH KNEE!
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra stumbles back, AND GETS SPEARED THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE BY SHAMEZ, CAUSING BOTH COMPETITORS TO TAKE A SPILL ON THE OUTSIDE! Both are on wobbly legs here as they slowly get back to a vertical base, AND KENDRA EXPLODES WITH ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP IN THIS MATCHUP THAT STUNS CLEO LONG ENOUGH FOR AN APRON POWERBOMB WHERE SHAMEZ HANGS ON, AND SWINGS CLEOPATRA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AFTERWARD!
James Peters: Kendra stands her up, and goes back-and-forth between bouncing Cleopatra face first off the apron and barricade before grabbing her in a rear waistlock, trying to yank Cleopatra away from the barricade, but Cleo hangs on with both hands, firing back at Kendra with an elbow!
Rich Russillo: CLEOPATRA TRIES RUNNING IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH AN ARM-TRAP NECKBREAKER, BOTH COMPETITORS FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT ONE AS THEY WRITHE IN PAIN! It’s here you’re really starting to see the wear and tear done to their bodies, and it’s terrifying to know that they possibly aren’t even close to being done yet.
James Peters: You got that right as Kendra positions Cleo in front of the steel steps for an exploder suplex attempt it looks like, BUT CLEOPATRA BREAKS FREE WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF KENDRA’S FACE BEFORE SHOVING HER HEAD AND BACK FIRST INTO THE STEPS! Kendra’s head really whipped back there to collide with the steel. BUT CLEOPATRA ISN’T DONE, NOT BY A LONG SHOT AS SHE GRABS KENDRA BY THE HEAD AND TIGHTS BEFORE WHIPPING HER BACK SHOULDER FIRST INTO THOSE STEPS, CAUSING THEM TO DISLODGE, AND THE TOP STEP FALLS OFF FROM THE IMPACT!
Rich Russillo: The referee checks closely with Kendra, but this match will continue as Cleopatra struggles to get the steel step into the ring. And once done doing so, tries turning the corner to go after Kendra, WHO SPEARS HER RIGHT THROUGH THE CORNER OF A BARRICADE!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: These fans are seeing a car crash here tonight from both these women! A groggy Kendra is back to her feet first, and tries to stand Cleo up, but it’s just dead weight at this point, so Kendra proceeds to look underneath the ring apron, and pulls out a table, which these fans are delighted to see introduced into this matchup. Kendra places it in a drop zone distance of the ringpost on the outside, and turns attention back towards Cleopatra, who she lifts up onto her shoulder.
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra gets laid across the table, BUT AN UPWARD KICK TO THE HEAD RUINS WHATEVER KENDRA HAD PLANNED AS SHE FALLS DOWN TO ALL FOURS! Cleopatra stands her up, and goes to suplex her through the table, but much like earlier, Kendra stops that from happening, using her superior weight and size advantage!
James Peters: Shamez wants Cleopatra up now, but she fights it off with shots to the ribs, and Kendra answers with a headbutt that allows her to lay Cleopatra across the table, landing punches in bunches to ensure she stays there as well, beginning her ascension to the top rope. Kendra has her back turned to Cleo, and that can only mean one thing… MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP- NOBODY HOME! CLEOPATRA GOT OUT THE WAY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AS KENDRA LIES IN A RUBBLE OF TABLE!
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra’s clearly in an immense amount of pain, but wills herself on to roll Shamez back into the ring! Cleopatra slowly ascends to the top rope, having an eye on Kendra, who got up to a knee after being sent into the ring. Shamez turns around into a DIVING CLOTHESLINE! COVER IS MADE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHH-
James Peters: KICKOUT! Slight frustration starts to build with Cleopatra, who tears the turnbuckle pad off the top turnbuckle, even ridding the protective cover on the turnbuckle hook, which holds things together.
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra grabs the back of Kendra’s head, and tries to bounce her face first off of it. BUT SHAMEZ HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO PLACE HER HANDS IN FRONT TO BLOCK IT! AGAIN? TARGETING THAT ABDOMEN AREA OF CLEOPATRA WITH A RIGHT HAND THAT CAUSES HER TO MOMENTARILY BACK AWAY, HOLDING THE AREA IN PAIN!
James Peters: BUT CLEOPATRA COMES BACK FOR MORE, HOWEVER, RUNS RIGHT INTO A SPLIT-LEGGED EVASION BY KENDRA TRANSITIONED INTO A BRIDGING INVERTED ROLL-UP!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHRRRRRR-
Persephone: Kickout! Surprisingly, these two old fucks are still in this thing.
Rich Russillo: And both scramble back to their feet with Kendra getting the early advantage, Irish whipping Cleopatra into the exposed turnbuckle, but she gets her foot up on the bottom turnbuckle to stop it, halting any momentum she might’ve had. But here comes Kendra, WHO GETS BAITED IN BY CLEOPATRA, DELIVERING A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SENDING SHAMEZ SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL!
James Peters: Kendra staggers back before dropping down to a knee. Meanwhile, Cleopatra climbs to the top rope with her back facing Kendra, WHO GETS A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY TO CROTCH CLEO ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Kendra climbs up to the middle one, and lands shot after shot to the upper back! BUT CLEO ANSWERS WITH BACK ELBOWS OF HER OWN, FIGHTING SHAMEZ OFF BEFORE SHE’S SENT REELING BACK, STUMBLING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, PUTTING HERSELF IN PERFECT PLACEMENT FOR A MOONSAULT PRESS FROM CLEO!
Rich Russillo: SHE HOLDS IT FOR THE COVER ON KENDRA, HAVING MOMENTUM FIRMLY ON HER SIDE AFTER THAT!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: KENDRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP, SHOVING CLEOPATRA OFF FROM ON TOP OF HER! And with that, Cleo rolls out of the ring, and starts tearing up some of the protective padding on the outside, exposing just concrete floor before getting on the apron! Kendra Shamez heads toward Cleo, but eats a shoulder thrust to the gut for her trouble. Cleopatra’s gonna try to suplex Kendra to the outside, BUT SHAMEZ FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH A FOREARM SMASH, AND STEPS OUT ONTO THE APRON HERSELF!
James Peters: LEFT HAND FROM CLEOPATRA CONNECTS! BUT KENDRA RETURNS FIRE WITH A BACK ELBOW! AND YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING AS KENDRA LOOKS TO BE TRYING TO GERMAN SUPLEX CLEO FROM THAT APRON TO THE CONCRETE! BUT CLEOPATRA HAS A FIRM HOLD ON THAT TOP ROPE, HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, AND HAVING NO PLANS TO LET GO!
Rich Russillo: Kendra finally gives up on her plan, and simply connects with a right hand that drops Cleo off the apron! BUT SHE TRIES TO POWERBOMB KENDRA OFF WITH SHAMEZ BEING NEXT TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE! BUT FINDS A CREATIVE WAY TO COUNTER THIS PREDICAMENT, PLACING THE APRON OVER CLEOPATRA’S FACE, AND STOMPING HER!
James Peters: Kendra drops down now, and hooks Cleo up for an exploder suplex, WHICH CONNECTS ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE! Shamez favors her back, but of course, is up quicker than Cleopatra, who she sends back into the ring, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. MOONSAULT CONNECTS! BUT I’M NOT SURE IF SHE GOT ALL OF IT AS THE COVER IS MADE ON CLEOPATRA!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREE-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! And with each kickout in a match like this, the competitor realizes they must go deeper and deeper in inflicting on their opponent, going to depths they’re not even sure they had, doing whatever it takes to win at the end of the day. And that’s what Kendra looks to do right now, setting up a chair like Cleo earlier, and slamming Cleopatra face first off it, now REPEATEDLY, REFUSING TO LET UP IN THE SLIGHTEST! And while she’s draped across that chair, Kendra climbs to the top rope. What on earth could she have in mind here?
James Peters: CLEOPATRA TOSSES THE CHAIR AT HER FACE, BUT KENDRA CATCHES IT, AND TRIES TOSSING IT BACK AT CLEO’S! BUT THE SPEED OF CLEOPATRA ON FULL DISPLAY THERE AS SHE RUSHED OVER TO THE CORNER, GRABBING THE LEG OF KENDRA, AND PROPERLY YANKING ON IT, CAUSING THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO COLLIDE WITH THAT STEEL SHE EXPOSED EARLIER IN THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Kendra holds the back of her head while Cleo watches while being sat up against the ropes, looking to catch her breath, but she shockingly doesn’t go for the cover on Kendra.
James Peters: I think that Cleo has realized she’s gonna need to do a lot more than that to secure a victory, and is trying to think on what else there is to do. But a light bulb might’ve gone off in her head as she slides to the outside, searching underneath the ring again, this time pulling out… another table! Those can do serious damage to an opponent, so I’m not shocked at the selection from Cleo, especially after Kendra crashed and burned earlier.
Rich Russillo: Speaking of, all Kendra can do right now is watch from the floor while Cleopatra sets it up on the corner. Cleopatra stands Kendra up, and damn near drops her with a strong forearm strike, dropping Shamez to a kneel. Cleopatra tries whipping her into the corner, BUT KENDRA HOLDS HER GROUND, PULLING CLEOPATRA INTO AN EARTH-SHATTERING SPINEBUSTER! AND KENDRA MOUNTS CLEOPATRA WITH FOREARMS CLEO TRIES HER BEST TO COVER UP FOR!
James Peters: BUT DESPITE THAT, THOSE SHOTS ARE LANDING, AND THE EYES OF CLEO ARE STARTING TO GET INCREDIBLY GLOSSED OVER, SO KENDRA PLANTS HER BACK FIRST ON A SPACE HEATER WITH A POWERBOMB! That one’s gotta sting for Cleopatra as Kendra starts her ascension to the turnbuckle. High risk, high reward. BUT CLEOPATRA HALTS THAT WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE KNEE THAT WAS HIT EARLIER, CAUSING KENDRA TO FALL OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: Does she still have the space heater clinging to her back?
Rich Russillo: That just goes to show the urgency from Cleopatra, who NOW rips it off her back, and takes advantage of a doubled over Kendra with a CANADIAN DESTROYER! BRUTALITY CONNECTS! AND THE COVER IS MADE!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: ANOTHER KICKOUT! Honestly, I’m shocked like the fans, I didn’t expect Shamez to pull that out, but she did, even after being dumped on his head, and must I mention all that she’s taken already in this contest?!
Persephone: The resiliency levels are insane.
Rich Russillo: Kendra gets hooked up for a fisherman suplex through the table in the corner now, BUT KENDRA FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH SHOTS TO THE RIBS, AND SHIFTS MOMENTUM FOR A SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE NOW! Both competitors lie in the rubble, and I’m sure Kendra’s losing valuable time to cover here, but she finally covers, and drags Cleopatra out of the rubble for a cover!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: WHAT?!
Rich Russillo: CLEOPATRA REFUSES TO STAY DOWN, MAYBE OUT OF INSTINCT, MAYBE OUT OF PURE SKILL, MAYBE BOTH! BUT REGARDLESS, KENDRA SCOOTS BACK TO THE CORNER IN SHOCK, BUT SOON PUTS HER GAME FACE BACK ON, AND GOES TO TACK ON THE BRIDGED FIGURE FOUR, OR EVEN JUST THE FIGURE FOUR AFTER WHAT WE SAW FROM LAST WHEN ATTEMPTING THE MOVE!
James Peters: HOWEVER, ONCE TWISTING AROUND, CLEO USED HER FREE FOOT TO KICK CLEOPATRA FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! KENDRA TURNS AROUND INTO A HURRICANRANA THAT ENDS IN A DOUBLE LEG CRADLE PINNING PREDICAMENT FROM CLEO!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
Rich Russillo: SHOULDER UP! And it’s back to the drawing board for Cleo, who starts to pile the chairs up together, making a bed of them at this point for something that has danger written all over it. If this plan goes through, Shamez might be done as Cleo stands Kendra up, and lifts her in a fireman’s carry position before hovering over that pile of steel chairs! BUT SHARP ELBOWS FROM KENDRA DROP CLEO DOWN TO A KNEE!
James Peters: Kendra stands herself up, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT FROM CLEO! ACTUALLY, A COUPLE! THE MATCH BRINGING OUT SOME EXCESS BRUTALITY, AND CLEO FEELS SHES SOFTENED HER OPPONENT UP ENOUGH TO SLAM HER FACE FIRST OFF THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! BUT KENDRA COUNTERS LAST MINUTE, THE FACE OF CLEO BOUNCING OFF, OPENING ANOTHER WOUND ON THAT FOREHEAD OF HERS AS SHE FALLS BACK INTO THAT BED OF STEEL CHAIRS!
Rich Russillo: KENDRA SHAMEZ SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A LIONSAULT! BUT CLEO GETS OUT THE WAY JUST IN TIME, ALLOWING KENDRA TO ONCE AGAIN CRASH AND BURN IN THIS MATCHUP!
James Peters: Cleo pulls herself up with the ropes, and eyes that trash can she introduced earlier that still remains upright in the ring. A smile grows on Cleo’s face as she surprisingly goes digging INSIDE the trash can.
Persephone: Just pick it up over your head, and whack her with it, you dumb bitch.
Rich Russillo: Wait…
James Peters: Oh God…
Persephone: Nevermind, perfect move on Cleopatra’s part!
(Cleo raises a black sack in the area, which causes the fans to rise out of their seats, knowing what’s about to come next as Cleopetra spreads out the thumbtacks..)
James Peters: Another body altering weapon introduced into this matchup, and whoever feels the wrath of this certainly aren’t gonna be alright in the morning.
Rich Russillo: Cleo grabs ahold of Kendra, and you don’t think, right?
James Peters: No, I think, Cleo’s gonna attempt that Canadian Destroyer on the thumbtacks!
Rich Russillo: If she hits this, it’s undeniably over, at least you’d think, but given the fact Voltage has some of the most resilient elitists, and these two are some of the toughest, THAT tells you something right there AS CLEO GOES FOR BRUTALITY!
James Peters: BUT KENDRA BACK BODY DROPS HER WAY OUT OF IT! HOWEVER, CLEO DOESNT LAND ON THE THUMBTACKS, CATCHING HERSELF BY LANDING ON HER FEET! AND KENDRA TURNS AROUND INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, FOLLOWED UP BY A SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG ONTO THOSE TACKS!
Rich Russillo: ALMOST LIKE A HUMAN PIN CUSHION, THE TACKS LODGE THEMSELVES IN THE FACE OF KENDRA SHAMEZ, WHO ROLLS IN AROUND IN IMMENSE PAIN! SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE MISSED ANY VITAL AREAS LIKE THE EYES!
James Peters: Yeah, but blood is pouring out the face of Kendra Shamez, who’s now sporting a crimson mask. Cleo makes the cover!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: NO! Kendra still had the will within her to kick out of those tacks, but Cleo has even more tricks up the sleeve, yanking a LADDER from out of the ring! Cleo slides back in, BUT HAS THE LADDER BOOTED IN HER FACE BY KENDRA, WHOS JUST ON SPAGHETTI LEGS NOW, BARELY ABLE TO STAND, AND SOME OF THAT CAN BE CONTRIBUTED TO HER VERY APPARENT LOSS OF BLOOD! But regardless, Kendra is gonna continue to push through, laying that ladder across the middle rope in the corner.
James Peters: Cleo finds herself in the opposite, and still on the receiving end of more knife-edge chops! The crowd can’t help but explode for that, loving to hear that echo through the arena! But once her barrage ends, Cleo gets Irish whipped into the ladder! BUT STOPS HIMSELF PREMATURELY, SO KENDRA CHARGES IN TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF A DROP-TOE HOLD INTO THE LADDER! Shamez looks to be out, and Cleo hooks the leg!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! Another nearfall there by Kendra, but how much fight do you think she got left in the tank?
James Peters: I mean, she’s lost so much blood, at this rate, cracks in the foundation are started to show. I mean, Kendra’s struggling right now, and if she continues to show any sign of weakness like she is now, this one will be over sooner rather than late for her. Meanwhile, Cleo switches game plans, and sets that ladder up to jump off as well! Cleo begins her ascension, sitting atop of the ladder, AND DIVING DOWN WITH A SPLASH! SPLASH WITH THE LADDER, AND CLEO CANT EVEN CAPITALIZE, BECAUSE SHE MAY HAVE KNOCKED THE BREATH OUT HER OWN LUNGS WITH THAT, BUT DOES SO ANYWAYS! BARELY PUTTING HER ARM OVER KENDRA FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Rich Russillo: Cleo starts crawling over to a space heater, and raises it high over her head, prepared to put this Kendra match to rest as Shamez gets back to her feet! …AND AVOIDS WHATEVER CLEO HAD PLANNED BY TAKING HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, TRANSITIONING OVER INTO SLINGSHOT CATAPULT THAT SENDS CLEO FACE FIRST INTO A LADDER RUNG!
James Peters: That small burst of energy seems to be all Kendra has at this moment as she crawls over to a steel chair, slowly getting back to her feet afterwards FOR A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF CLEO! But can’t quite capitalize as she falls down to a prone position on the canvas.
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra covers her head, but manages to recover at the same time as Kendra, who hit the move and probably doesn’t expect that Cleo has a kendo stick behind her, and is ready to use it!
James Peters: WILD SWING WITH THE KENDO STICK BY CLEO, BUT THE SECOND WIND STARTS TO KICK FOR KENDRA AS SHE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, THEN PROCEEDS TO LAND STIFF KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS, AND PUNCHES WHILE CLEO IS LEANT UP AGAINST THE ROPES BEFORE REBOUNDING HER OFF! BUT CLEOPATRA COUNTERS, SENDING KENDRA OFF INSTEAD, AND SHE REBOUNDS BACK WITH A BIG BOOT ATTEMPT!
Rich Russillo: BUT CLEO EVADES IT MATRIX STYLE, AND KENDRA TURNS TO SEE CLEO CHARGING AT HER! BUT TAKES CLEOPATRA DOWN WITH A SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! KENDRA SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A LIONSAULT THAT CONNECTS THIS TIME ROUND! AND CLUTCHING AT HER RIBS, KENDRA URGES CLEO TO GET UP TO HER FEET! It takes a while, but Cleo soon does, AND AFTER A QUICK BITCH TREATMENT ATTEMPT! THE RKO GETS BLOCKED WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF SHAMEZ’S KNEE! DROPPING SHAMEZ DOWN A KNEEL!
James Peters: Cleo has targeted that spot for this whole match, and with reason, because now she might’ve taken the Shameless Grace out of Kendra’s arsenal. Cleo grabs the kendo stick, and CRACKS KENDRA ACROSS THE BACK, FORCING HER DOWN TO A PRONE POSITION ON THE CANVAS! Cleopatra rains down with stomps to the back of Kendra before following that up with rear-mounted punches!
Rich Russillo: Cleo’s dragging the steel step over, and Kendra’s head gets placed on the steel step, and Cleo grabs a steel chair to do somewhat of a modified conchairto.
Persephone: SCRAMBLE HER BRAINS!
James Peters: SHE JUST MIGHT AS CLEO SWINGS DOWNWARD AT THE HEAD OF KENDRA, WHO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME! THE VIBRATION CAUSES CLEO TO DROP THE STEEL CHAIR, AND KENDRA GRABS AHOLD OF IT! Cleo’s turnt around trying to shake that feeling out of her hands, AND SHAMEZ SWINGS FOR THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra collapses down to the mat, and now Kendra’s gonna show her evil side, maybe upping her aggression with realizing what Cleo could’ve done to her right then and there with those steel steps.
James Peters: One of the space heaters gets placed on the back of Cleopatra’s head, and ITS KENDRA’S TURN TO TAKE A SWING, REPEATEDLY HITTING THAT HEATER OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Cleo’s not even moving at this point as the referee checks on her.
Rich Russillo: Kendra puts the chair down, and rips that heater off her head, and it takes some of Cleo’s hair in the process, it getting entangled in the barbed wife, causing Cleopatra to let out a scream, and roll over to the corner, feeling for the pieces she lost! Kendra positions the trash can in the center of the ring, and goes after Cleo in the corner, stomping a mudhole in her before pressing a knee into Cleo’s face, and hoisting her up for a backpack stunner soon afterwards. DROPPING CLEO BACK FIRST ON THE TRASH CAN!
James Peters: Kendra turns over to face Cleopatra for a cover!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHH-
James Peters: Again, another kickout as Cleo rolls out in front of her commentary desk area! But Kendra follows shortly after, the fact she’s even able to stand right an absolute miracle with the blood staining that blonde hair of hers. Kendra begins to tear the cover off our announcer’s table!
(The commentators create their distance, all three of them not wanting to wind up casualties in this match.)
Rich Russillo: Shamez gets up there, and tries to drag Cleo up as well by her hair, BUT CLEO PULLS THE LEG OF KENDRA OUT FROM HER, CAUSING SHAMEZ TO COLLIDE FACE FIRST WITH ONE OF THE MONITORS STILL STUCK IN OUR DESK!
James Peters: Cleopatra climbs up onto the announce table herself, and chucks Kendra off to the exposed floor before rolling her back into the ring.
Rich Russillo: The bloodied, and battered Kendra gets up to a knee, I’d say out of instinct at this point, because after knocking heads with our hardware, I’d say she’s far from aware at this point. Cleopatra delivers a right! BUT KENDRA DELIVERS ONE OF HER OWN… before falling back down to a kneel, now REALLY struggling to keep her footing. The blood loss becoming too much to shake off.
James Peters: Another right hand by Cleopatra, BUT KENDRA FIRES WITH ONE OF HER! POWERING BACK TO HER FEET, KENDRA POWERS BACK TO HER FEET AGAIN, AND GOES FOR A STERN KICK TO THE GUT!
Rich Russillo: BUT CLEO CATCHES THE BOOT, AND TRIPS HER UP FOR A SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN! CLEOPATRA’S REALLY WRENCHING ON IT, AND YOUR BACK ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BEND THE WAY’S KENDRA’S IS RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: You can tell Kendra’s contemplating a tap out right now as the pain becomes unbearable thanks to Cleo, who’s probably about to pull this off her-
Rich Russillo: Might’ve spoken too soon, as Kendra starts to roll on her back, delivering quick kicks to the face of Cleopatra, and kicking her off with his foot! BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET- RKO!
James Peters: RKO! THE BITCH TREATMENT SPIKES CLEO, WHO GETS TURNT OVER FOR A PIN BY KENDRA SHAMEZ, THE URGENCY WITHIN HER APPARENT, KNOWING THIS CAN BE HERE LAST CHANCE TO SCORE A VICTORY TONIGHT!
Rich Russillo: CLEOPATRA LOOKS TO BE DOWN AND OUT! KENDRA MIGHT HAVE THIS HERE!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE’S YOUR WINNER…KENDRA SHAMEZ!!
(“Needles and Pins” by the Deftones plays to a loud roar from the fans as Kendra continues to lie on top of the unconscious Cleopatra after their hard fought match.)
James Peters: What a match between these two, who really dug deep into their bags of tricks to walk out victorious in the end.
Rich Russillo: But Kendra somehow found a way after I thought for sure she was done.
Persephone: Yeah, I can appreciate the violence, but everything other than that though, I thought MID.
James Peters: Of course. But my hats go off to both these Hall of Famer, and hope to see more of them in the future.
(The camera fades elsewhere on a shot of Kendra heading up the ramp. Shock Value goes to commercial break.)
(A promotional ad for the Dynasty exclusive event, Reckless Wiring, plays. See The Visual Prophet and Andrea Valentine defend their respective championships in one of the most unpredictable free-per-views of the year!)
(Shock Value returns and on the video tron, the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The cameras begin to show various angles of the scaffold that is in place for the next match-up, and the barbed wire netting that is a number of feet below the scaffold that has become associated with the scaffold matches that have taken place in the past. Outside near the commentary table stands Bella Braxton, ready to announce!)
Bella Braxton: The following match is an Electric Scaffold Match set for one fall, where pins, submissions, or knockouts will only be counted on the scaffold or the barbed wire netting beneath it!
(‘Blood, Milk, & Sky’ by White Zombie begins to play and the crowd immediately bursts into cheers as Minerva begins making her way out from the back! Minerva looks around at the audience before starting down the ramp, eyeing up the scaffold structure.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from The Florida Everglades, weighing 122 pounds… “BLACK ROSE” MINNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
James Peters: Much like this crowd, I’m just as excited to have Minerva here at Shock Value! Considering everything that was going down that nearly led to her not competing tonight, I know that she’s looking forward to competing and taking the opportunity that this match provides to showcase herself.
Rich Russillo: We’re certainly glad that Captain Charisma was able to work things out with that restraining order that Drake had put into place-
Persephone: Speak for yourself, because I could’ve certainly done without having to sit through this match!
Rich Russillo: :skip:
James Peters: Minerva is a great talent and didn’t deserve to be restricted from competing, nor left off the card. With all she’s been through for things to be like this, I’m sure she won’t be looking to disappoint!
(Minerva reaches the end of the ramp but doesn’t immediately go up the ladder to get onto the scaffold. Instead, she goes under the ring and retrieves a kendo stick! Minerva only then proceeds up onto the very top of the structure, passing the barbed wire netting level along the way. Just then, ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell begins to play and the crowd bursts into cheers as Adam Lucas makes his way out!)
Bella Braxton: Next, from New York… weighing 231 pounds…. “THE NEXT LEVEL” ADDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMM LUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!
James Peters: Saturday Night Showdown’s own Adam Lucas had personally gotten in touch with Hurricane Hawk so that Hawk could get into contact with Captain Charisma, as Adam had made it known that he wanted to step up and face off against Minerva!
Rich Russillo: While it can certainly be risky business in being booked on two different FPVs that are directly one after the other, what we know about Adam Lucas is that he’s capable of fighting through some of the toughest battles! I can think back to King of Elite and how he went through hell and back just to be put down, and who can forget his battles with the likes of Mr. DEDEDE?!
Persephone: I sure as hell can. I’d forgotten all about King of Elite and how it was literally vomit-inducing with the total lack of Rex on the show, but thanks for reminding me, Rich.
Rich Russillo: Anytime. 😌
James Peters: But for Adam to have wanted this himself, I think it just goes to show what kind of respect he holds for Minerva and her talents! She’s undeniably one of the best and to have someone like Adam, someone who’s willing to cross brand lines just for a match with her, speaks volumes about the kind of regard the both of them are held in – and I’m sure it’ll show once this match gets underway!
(Having seen Minerva grab a weapon before heading up, Adam shrugs his shoulders with a grin and does the same, getting a kendo stick as well before going up onto the scaffold! Meeting up there with Minerva and the first ring official, Adam looks across at Minerva and she merely nods back – the two of them are ready to go!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Minerva and Adam take a moment to stare each other down as if anticipating the other to make the first move here knowing how precarious this situation is. But suddenly opting to get this moving is Minerva as she goes at Adam with the kendo stick she brought up with her!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM GETS HIS KENDO STICK UP TO BLOCK MINERVA SWINGING DOWN FOR HIS HEAD! IT’S JUST A MOMENTARY DETERRENCE FOR MINERVA TO CAPITALIZE ON AS SHE KICKS ADAM IN THE GUT AND KNOCKS HIM BACK! AND NOW SHE CATCHES HIM ON THE SIDE WITH A HUGE SWING OF HER KENDO STICK!
James Peters: ADAM SHOUTS AND INSTINCTIVELY ARCHES AWAY, BUT HE’S ALREADY BEEN HIT; A LATE BODILY REACTION TO THE PAIN ALREADY INFLICTED UPON HIM! AND NOW MINERVA SWINGS AGAIN, ADAM TURNING AWAY FROM HER AND SHE CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT! THOSE SHOTS RING OUT FROM ABOVE THE RING AND THANKS TO THE AUDIO EQUIPMENT UP THERE, WE CAN HEAR MINERVA’S KENDO STICK CUTTING THROUGH THE AIR WITH EVERY SWING; SHE’S ABSOLUTELY NOT HOLDING BACK!
Persephone: Yaaaaaaaaawn! Wake me up when they actually start hurting each other. 🥱
James Peters: You try taking a kendo stick shot and let me know how it goes – preferably one to the mouth. :mjpls:
Persephone: That was so rude and so hostile for absolutely no reason whatsoever. 😐
James Peters: Look who’s talking. :mjpls:
Rich Russillo: Adam stumbles away from Minerva and you can see where he’s been struck: his back, his side, his torso, and one of his arms have all been on the receiving end of Minerva’s fire, and we’re only just getting started! Minerva follows after Adam as he’s doubled over trying to get a moment to himself here, and she raises the kendo stick up over her head to come down with a big swing!
James Peters: BUT ADAM CRACKS MINERVA ACROSS THE MIDSECTION WITH HIS KENDO STICK! MINERVA IS STUNNED AND GIVES ADAM THE OPENING TO SWING ONCE AGAIN, CAUSING MINERVA TO DROP HER WEAPON AS SHE TRIES TO CONSOLE THE PAIN THAT’S ONCE AGAIN BROUGHT UPON HER STOMACH!
Rich Russillo: Minerva gets a kick to the face from the former Hardcore Champion which brings her snapping up into an unsteady vertical base, and then he shoots forward with a clothesline that strikes her down to the platform! Minerva tries to hurry back to her feet but Adam catches her in a headlock where he brings his forearm clubbing down across her upper back, making sure that she’s got no sense of direction as she’s forced down to a knee from those hits!
James Peters: Adam Lucas drags Minerva back up and takes her off her feet to raise her into the air! And he just throws her forward so that she comes crashing down face first onto the platform! BUT MINERVA SPAMS ON THE PLATFORM AS SHE HITS IT AND SHE SURELY JUST ACTIVATED ONE OF THE TRIGGERS THAT ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE FLOOR OF PLATFORM!!! MINERVA WRITHES ON THE GROUND, UNABLE TO GET HERSELF UP AND TO HER FEET THANKS TO THAT SURGE OF ELECTRICITY BUZZING THROUGH THE FLOOR UNDER HER!!!
Rich Russillo: Adam is sure to wait a moment and watches this play out with an uncomfortable look on his face; he knows he most certainly doesn’t want to be in Minerva’s position right now! Minerva finds the strength to turn herself over off her back and it’s safe to assume that the timed current of electricity has gone off, and Adam takes the chance to get her off of the floor by ducking down behind her and raising her up with her on his shoulders, AND THERE’S AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM ONTO THE PLATFORM BETWEEN THE SCAFFOLDING! MINERVA LANDS JUST AHEAD OF WHERE SHE’D BEEN ELECTROCUTED AND NOW ADAM GOES IN FOR THE COVER!!! THE REFEREE HURRYING OVER AS THEY SEE HIM GOING TO PIN HER DOWN!!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Persephone: :francis:
James Peters: Minerva gets her shoulder up! There’s no way that she goes out just like that when she’s said what this means for her to be at Shock Value tonight; it seemed as though she nearly wasn’t going to be on the show at one point!
Persephone: No one’s died yet, so maybe it would’ve been for the best.
Rich Russillo: The referee hurries as quickly and carefully as they can in order to avoid getting tangled up in the mess, or worse, knocked off the platform somehow!
Persephone: Define “worse” because I think we’ve got different ideas of what that means right now.
James Peters: Adam gets to his feet and grabs Minerva in an effort to pull her up as well, but Minerva begins fighting back once he’s gotten her to her knees! Minerva throws repeated forearm shots to the midsection while fighting her way up to her feet, not wanting to have to endure the slightest bit of whatever Adam could have had planned next! Minerva makes it up and continues to light him up with shots to the face up until Adam tries for a lariat, Minerva ducking and Adam spins around into a front dropkick from Minerva!
Rich Russillo: The risky move pays off as Adam goes falling back to the scaffold and Minerva hurries to keep her advantage, making her way over to him as he’s trying to get up and hooking his arms to trap him from blocking her oncoming headbutts! Minerva strikes him over and over again, putting everything she has into every hit and Adam looks dazed as it continues to go on! She finally lets up JUST TO GRAB HOLD OF AN UNSTEADY ADAM FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE SCAFFOLD! ADAM GETS DROPPED AND MINERVA THROWS HERSELF OVER HIM FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
James Peters: Adam kicks out there, getting his shoulder off the scaffold in time; Minerva doesn’t look surprised at all, but she certainly had to buy herself some time with that no doubt!
Rich Russillo: And not a second too soon at all as it looked like Adam was about to set on being in control of things! Minerva starts clobbering the hell out of Adam before he can even start trying to get up, and Minerva’s not going to give him the chance when she knows she’s going to have to do everything to put this man down! She continues to batter him with punches even upon getting him to his feet, and she looks to hoist him up for a suplex but Adam gets his leg hooked around hers to block it!
James Peters: Minerva tries to push through it anyway but Adam isn’t budging! Adam works quickly to unhook his leg and then start throwing knees up at Minerva’s stomach while they’re both doubled over before blasting her away with a forearm! Minerva looks absolutely rocked as she holds her hand to her face after that shot, looking surprised as she tries to hold her footing to keep herself from falling in any direction! BUT ADAM LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE ON THE SHOCK SHE’S GOING THROUGH AS HE COMES CHARGING AT HER!
Persephone: ANOTHER ELECTROCUTION :blessed:!!!!! MINERVA COUNTERS ADAM AND USES HIS MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM TO TAKE HIM DOWN ONTO THE PLATFORM WITH A HUGE SNAP POWERSLAM!!! Minerva backs off that section of the platform as soon as she sees Adam shouting and struggling to get anywhere; it’s fucked that she didn’t want me to enjoy the sight of a two-for-one electroction, fucking bitch, but I’ll take it for what it is!
James Peters: Adam is in a ton of pain right now for having underestimated just how prepared Minerva could’ve been in the moment, and he’s clearly paying the price at the moment! Once the charge goes out after a few more tortuous moments of him struggling, Minerva pulls him away from that section of the platform to not activate it again while on it herself and gets him over to the end of the scaffold. She positions him against the lower bar of the scaffold while holding on the higher one for leverage as she drives her knee into his face!
Rich Russillo: Adam is having trouble with pushing her away as she refuses to move, seemingly set on keeping him down where he is! He punches at her leg but it appears to be hardly effective as she only leans into it more, eventually coming to repeatedly stomp down on him! Adam looks like he’s in need of a moment to gain his composure, but Minerva sure as hell isn’t about to let him have it. WHAT SHE WILL LET HIM HAVE THOUGH IS A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE-
Persephone: DUMB BITCH! SHE JUST DROVE HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THAT LOWER BAR OF THE SCAFFOLD BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T SEE THAT ADAM WAS ABOUT TO MOVE! Minerva grabs right for her knee while holding onto the scaffold to keep herself up, BUT ADAM DOESN’T LET HER REST AS HE STRIKES HER OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MINERVA CAN’T EVEN KEEP HERSELF UP, DROPPING TO A KNEE AND ADAM GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR TO START SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THAT LOWER BAR!!!
James Peters: MINERVA’S GETTING HER FACE BASHED IN AGAINST THAT METAL; HER BIGGEST CONCERN HAS GONE FROM BEING HER KNEE TO HER FACE! ADAM THROWS HER BACK TO THE FLOOR ONCE HE SEEMS FINE WITH THE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE DONE- A KNEE DROP RIGHT DOWN ONTO MINERVA’S FACE FROM ADAM!!!
Rich Russillo: I think she’ll be lucky if she didn’t just suffer a concussion in those last couple of seconds just now :lupe:!
Persephone: And if that’s the case, it all could’ve been avoided if she didn’t bitch about not being on the card; now she’s about to have a shortened career because she couldn’t keep her fucking mouth shut. It’s her own fault. So maybe she has it coming regardless. 🤷♀️
Rich Russillo: Minerva hasn’t even tried to get up after dealing with that quick onslaught, but it doesn’t appear that Adam is finished! He grabs Minerva from the floor of the scaffold while punching her over the head and gets her into a back suplex lift, LETTING HER DROP DOWN BEHIND HIM AGAINST THE TOP BAR OF THE SCAFFOLD AND MINERVA DROPS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE SCAFFOLD!! MINERVA GRABS AT HER BACK WITH A LOOK OF PAIN ETCHED ON HER FACE, AND I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER IF PERSEPHONE MAY BE RIGHT THAT SHE MIGHT BE REGRETTING THIS!
James Peters: Minerva’s been through plenty worse; that was ugly for sure but I’m sure that Minerva will find a way back into this. …That may not be right now, but at some point… I think :lupe:!!!
Persephone: Adam looks to capitalize on what he’s just done by turning Minerva over onto her stomach by her legs and pulling them back in a boston crab, because a submission is really what I want to see go down in this match right now when he could be massacring that bitch 🙄
James Peters: He’s definitely worsening Minerva’s lower back with this after she just hit off that scaffolding bar and with Minerva struggling to get anywhere while getting further bent out of shape, Adam looks to be building himself a potential path to victory! Minerva scratches and claws at the flooring under her while the official on the scaffold has carefully come over to ask if Minerva is going to tap out and submit!
Rich Russillo: Minerva’s assuring the official that she won’t be giving up and that just causes Adam to wrench on the hold, leaning further back as she’s trying to fight through the pain! We can see that there’s blood coming from her nose after having her face smashed against the scaffold but Minerva’s paying no attention to it as she tries to get out of this hold! She pushes herself up off the floor with her hands to try to alleviate some of the pressure- ADAM STOMPS DOWN ON HER BACK TO DRIVE HER RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR OF THE SCAFFOLD! MINERVA TRIES TO PULL HERSELF AWAY BUT ADAM DROPS STRAIGHT DOWN ON HER BACK IN A SEATED SENTON TO KEEP HER FROM GOING ANYWHERE!
James Peters: AND NOW HE TRANSITIONS INTO THE “LUCAS LOCK”!!! ADAM TIES UP THE LEGS INTO A SHARPSHOOTER, EFFECTIVELY CONTINUING TO TRY TO DESTROY MINERVA’S BACK NOW THAT HE’S FOUND A TARGET TO FOCUS ON!!!
Persephone: He knows he’s supposed to be trying to murder her, not actually trying to wrestle, right?
Rich Russillo: Minerva is definitely the kind of opponent you want to wear down at every given opportunity, especially in a match like this where anything goes, so I can’t blame Adam for this! He knows exactly what he’s doing from the looks of things and it could very well pay off in the long run of this match!
James Peters: Minerva is once again being asked if she wants to tap out but I still don’t know if that’s what we’re going to see out of her here; Adam’s certainly doing some damage though, that’s for sure! He’s got her practically bent in half and she’s got nowhere to go, no way to get a call that would force a break – she’s entirely at Adam’s mercy and she’s not going to get it!
Rich Russillo: The former National Elite Champion goes to push herself up on her hands again even though it clearly pains her to do so, and Adam is calling for her to tap out! Minerva shakes her head though as she keeps herself up and starts to move forward with Adam moving with her, heading right out in the direction of the platform going across over the ring! Adam is trying to hold while Minerva keeps maneuvering her way into what I could only imagine would be a way out of this somehow!
James Peters: Adam tries to hold them in position from getting any further and Minerva seem to think this will be her chance as she starts to try to turn herself over, somersaulting under Adam to force a release and send him stumbling out onto the platform in order to get herself out of the hold! Fortunately for him, he isn’t electrocuted as he falls to the platform but he’s quick to get up as he spots Minerva on a slow rise and he hurries ove-
Rich Russillo: JUST TO GET HIS LEGS PULLED OUT FROM UNDER HIM! ADAM GETS TAKEN DOWN TO THE MAT AND MINERVA LEAPS ONTO HIM, UNLOADING WITH A SERIES OF RIGHTS AS SHE FIGHTS TO MAKE UP FOR THE TIME SHE SPENT IN THE BACK TO BACK SUBMISSION HOLDS! WE DON’T KNOW THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE DONE ON HER BACK, BUT MINERVA ISN’T TRYING TO LET ADAM FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF AS SHE SWINGS ON HIM NOW THAT SHE’S GOT HIM DOWN!!!
Persephone: Adam somehow manages to shove Minerva off of him and knock her back with a kick! Minerva keeps herself from going over the edge of the platform and Adam goes to get back up to his feet, only to have his legs swept out from under him as Minerva trips him up once again! She takes that opportunity to get up and stand over him, connecting with a punch right to the face to keep him floored for the moment!
Rich Russillo: Minerva goes after Adam with a nasty kick to the ribs as he had turned himself over and he goes rolling across the platform after that! Minerva stalks after him before grabbing a hold of his hair and pulling him up to his knees just to repeatedly slam him face first into the floor! There’s no give in the structure of that platform as she’s letting Adam find out for himself just as he’d done to her!
James Peters: Just as Minerva pulls him up once again, Adam wraps his arms around Minerva’s waist to keep himself from going anywhere and so that Minerva struggles to shake him off! She throws down punches to try to fight him down but Adam keeps his head tucked down while trying to get himself to his feet and punch at Minerva’s back at the same time, LEADING TO MINERVA NOT REALIZING THAT HE’S BACKING HER TOWARD THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM AND MINERVA GOES OVER!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT MINERVA GRABS ONTO THE SCAFFOLD AND HANGS ON!! SHE HANGS OVER THE TIGHTLY PULLED BARBED WIRE NETTING AND TRIES TO GET HERSELF UP BACK ONTO THE SCAFFOLD, BUT ADAM IS TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF HER AS WELL WHILE HE’S STILL ON HIS KNEES! Minerva tries to dodge her way out of any oncoming punches, Adam catching her a number of times before reaching over further to grab her once he thinks he’s got her stunned- MINERVA GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM OVER THE EDGE AS WELL!!!
Persephone: These two really fucking suck! They can’t even get each other to fall down into the net so that they can get sliced the fuck up on that barbed wire! 🙄
James Peters: That’s just the awareness and quick reflexes that these two possess to be able to act in the moment, which really has to be admired! While Adam had gone over the edge though, Minerva had pulled herself up onto the scaffold and now she gets to her feet! Adam uses his forearms to try to pull himself back over the edge-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA STRIKES HIM IN THE FACE WITH ONE OF THE KENDO STICKS THAT WERE STILL ON THE PLATFORM!!! IT’S A CLEAN SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE AND ADAM GOES PLUMMETING DOWN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE NET! IT CUTS AND DIGS INTO HIS BACK, AND I’M SURE THE REFEREE ON THIS TIER OF THIS CONTRAPTION IS FEELING A TON OF RELIEF KNOWING THAT THEY’VE GOT THE PROTECTIVE GEAR THAT ADAM COULD ONLY BE WISHING HE HAD RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Deserved for not tossing this bitch over the edge of the scaffold three seconds into this shit and letting her drop right out here to ringside! Minerva unfortunately doesn’t decide to go plummeting right down next to him and uses the ladder to get onto the net, the kendo stick in hand as she makes her way over and lashes him across the back in an attempt to worsen the obvious damage that’s been done from that fall!
James Peters: Minerva proceeds to mount him over the back and get that kendo stick across the front of his neck, using it to try to choke him out! Minerva’s got it tight across his throat, so much so that Adam’s struggling to pull it away so that he can get a chance to breathe! Adam tries getting to his feet but Minerva just slides down his back and stomps on the back of his knee to force him back down, quickly angling the end of the kendo stick against his throat AND THEN THROWING HIM DOWN TOWARD THE NET SO THAT THE KENDO STICK IS DRIVEN INTO HIS NECK! ADAM ROLLS WITH HIS HANDS CLUTCHED TO HIS THROAT, STRUGGLING TO DEAL WITH THE PAIN BEING CAUSED TO HIM!
Rich Russillo: Minerva isn’t finished though as she snatches him up to bring him to his feet, only to take him down with repeated short-arm clotheslines to keep wearing him down while she’s got the chance! Adam is one of the most resilient Elitists around and she knows it; she can’t afford to leave anything to chance with him! She snatches him up by the hair after one last clothesline and drags him across the net over toward the ladder, SLAMMING HIS FACE FIRST INTO THE BARS! ADAM NEARLY FALLS OVER BUT MINERVA’S THERE TO KEEP HIM UP, DOING IT ONCE AGAIN AND HE DROPS DOWN AGAINST THE LADDER WHICH IS NOW THE ONLY THING GIVING HIM ANY SUPPORT! ANYWHERE ELSE AND HE WOULD HAVE FALLEN OVER THE SIDE OF THE NET!
James Peters: Minerva seems to have an idea though as she grabs Adam while he’s down and forces his head out between two rungs of the ladder, leaving him vulnerable to even more kicks to the ribs! While he struggles to get a sense of his new surroundings, Minerva goes out around to the other side of the ladder and climbs up high with quite a distance above Adam while he’s still got his head out between the rungs!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA DROPS DOWN THE LADDER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MINERVA LETS HERSELF FALL SO THAT THE BOTTOM OF HER BOOTS CONNECT RIGHT WITH ADAM’S HEAD WHILE SHE HAD HIM TRAPPED IN THE LADDER!!!!!
James Peters: AND ADAM’S NECK IS FORCED DOWN AGAINST THE RUNG JUST UNDER IT; MINERVA NEARLY DECAPITATES SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN’S OWN ADAM LUCAS WITH THAT MOVE JUST NOW!!!!
Persephone: SHE KILLED HIM :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: AND SOMEHOW, MINERVA HAD MANAGED TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE LADDER TO STOP HER MOMENTUM AND KEEP HERSELF FROM DROPPING DOWN ANY FURTHER! ADAM FALLS BACKWARD OUT FROM THE LADDER AND TO THE NET, MINERVA GOING BACK UP THE LADDER TO GET ONTO THE NET!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA DOESN’T WASTE A MOMENT GOING TO GET ADAM FROM OFF OF THE NET AND GRABS HIM UP INTO A BRIDGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX, FUCKING UP ADAM’S BACK SOME MORE ON THAT BARBED WIRE! AND MINERVA HOLDS THE BRIDGE TO MAKE THE COVER AND THE OFFICIAL ON THE NETTING WITH THEM SEES THAT ADAM’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!!!
James Peters: Despite Minerva’s innovative use of her surroundings, Adam is not out of this yet! He kicks out and this match continues, even if everything about Minerva’s sadistic intentions just now could’ve very well been the end for anyone else!
Rich Russillo: Even Minerva can’t help but look a tad surprised, surely having the idea that that would’ve put Adam away! I pointed it out though that Adam is resilient as hell – something that he knows himself for him to have accepted this ahead of his match with Impact – and it’s showing here!
Persephone: Well, I would’ve been fine with that being the ending just now so maybe he can do me a favor and stop being so resilient. I’d really appreciate it at this point!
James Peters: Minerva knows better though than to let any bit of initial shock last for too long when this match is still going, and she makes that clear when getting to her feet, wiping blood from her face, and getting her hands on Adam who we can see has started to bleed from his face as well! Minerva has to keep him up as he nearly falls over, but she just takes that opportunity to just start beating the shit out of him before he has the chance to collapse at her feet!
Rich Russillo: Minerva keeps him standing in a headlock while striking him over the back, punching at his ribs, and kneeing him in the face! There’s a growing trail of blood that’s splattered on her thigh from Adam’s face as she connects with it on every knee strike, and she’s in full control of things right now and that’s just the way she’d like it! She promised to show how dangerous she could be and I have a feeling that it’s only going to continue to get worse for Adam!
Persephone: If she wanted to prove that, she’d throw him over the net right here, right now! Because we all know he wouldn’t survive, and what’s a better way for her to prove what she wants than that?! 😀
James Peters: Just say you want the match over and go. :mjpls:
Persephone: But would it not prove her right? Am I wrong? If I’m wrong, then tell me I’m wrong :mjpls:
James Peters: I’m ignoring you. 🙂
Persephone: That’s what I thought :mjpls:
Rich Russillo: Minerva rakes her nails down Adam’s back and that seems to awaken something in Adam that brings him back to consciousness, as she gets a shout out of him for her efforts! And she quickly follows up with an uppercut that nearly takes Adam off of his feet! He stumbles back holding his jaw and Minerva lands a kick to the gut before kicking one of his legs out from under him! Adam goes down to a knee and Minerva goes over him with a blockbuster to drive the back of his head into the barbed wire netting!
James Peters: He’s down for a moment as he grabs at the back of his head before turning over to get up but Minerva unexpectedly grabs both legs of his to put him on his back and just barely turns him over so that he’s trapped on his side on the net! This forces his face against the barbed wire and it cuts into the broken skin from the kendo stick shot he took from Minerva that caused him to fall! With her knee in his back, this keeps him from going anywhere, and it certainly doesn’t help that trying to turn out of this forces his palms to dig into the barbed wire as well!
Rich Russillo: This is a wise move by Minerva, especially after all that she had her own back put through before she ended up in control of the match! Certain camera angles allow us to see how Adam’s face is getting cut open as every time he tries to move, Minerva ensures that she keeps her knee down on him as well! He’s clearly not trying to panic and the referee down there with them asks Adam if he wants to give up, and the look on the official’s face says it all that they can’t bring themselves to understand how Adam is putting himself through this!
Persephone: You would think he’d want to end his suffering, right along with mine, but he’s a selfish fuck obviously just wanting to put me through hell, too!
James Peters: Everyone else has surely got to be the furthest thing from Adam Lucas’ mind right now considering what he’s going through, and he needs to get a way out of this! Adam begins to wriggle on the netting, putting all pain aside as he starts to try to repeatedly turn himself over- HE’S ABLE TO SHIFT HIS HIPS AND TURN OVER TO SHAKE MINERVA’S GRASP AND SEND HER FALLING OVER AS SHE TRIED TO ADJUST HER HOLD! Adam sits himself up and Minerva’s hurrying up, Adam barely able to get himself onto a knee when Minerva comes charging!
Rich Russillo: “THE DEVIL’S TOUCH”!!! MINERVA GOES IN FOR THE KILL WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!
James Peters: ADAM DUCKS DOWN AND ENDS UP BEHIND MINERVA, PULLING HER DOWN INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: FUCK! SHE KICKED OUT! SHE SHOULD’VE JUST LET HIM WIN IT :noah:!!!
James Peters: THAT WAS DAMN NEAR A STEAL BY ADAM LUCAS JUST NOW, AND MINERVA KNOWS IT AS SHE TRIES TO QUICKLY TURN HERSELF OVER TO GET UP! Minerva up on her feet and she goes to catch Adam with a clothesline but Adam ducks under it, AND STRIKES WITH A DISCUS PUNCH!!! ADAM HAMMERS HER AGAIN WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND AND MINERVA STUMBLES BACK AS ADAM CONTINUES THROWING FISTS AT MINERVA’S BUSTED FACE!
Rich Russillo: ADAM STRIKES WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT AND LIFTS MINERVA UP- NO! MINERVA GOES OVER THE BACK AND LANDS ON HER FEET, PULLING ADAM DOWN INTO A ROLL-UP!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: CAN THESE WEAK FUCKS NOT HOLD A PIN?!
Rich Russillo: Adam is able to shove Minerva off of him and he gets himself up to find that in the process, Minerva has gotten a hold of the kendo stick again! BUT ADAM DOESN’T HESITATE AS HE CHARGES AT HER AND GETS A STRIKE TO THE MIDSECTION! ADAM’S STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS AS MINERVA TAKES ANOTHER HIT ON HIM! MINERVA DRAWS BACK AND SWINGS AGAIN!
James Peters: ADAM CATCHES IT UNDER HIS ARM!!! MINERVA REFUSES TO LET GO OF THE WEAPON AND HE PULLS HER FORWARD, BUT SHE’S PREPARED FOR HIM AS SHE BLASTS HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE, FOLLOWED UP WITH A STRAIGHT PUNCH TO THE MOUTH!!! ADAM STUMBLES BACK- FUCK! WAIT! NO! STOP! MINERVA RUSHES HIM WITH THE KENDO STICK BUT ADAM DUCKS-
Rich Russillo: FUCK!
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!!
Persephone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA’S OWN MOMENTUM TAKES HER OUT OVER THE EDGE OF THE NET!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA FALLS DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! SHE JUST FUCKING DROPPED AND HIT THE GROUND HERE IN FRONT OF US WITH THE NASTIEST THUD!!!
Persephone: I DESERVED TO SEE THIS MOMENT :blessed:!!!!!!!
James Peters: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE’VE JUST SEEN! AND FROM THE LOOK ON HIS FACE, NEITHER CAN ADAM LUCAS!! HE LOOKS OVER THE EDGE OF THE NET IN DISBELIEF, BLOODY AND BEATEN TO HELL WITH HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD IN SHOCK!!!
(Minerva is down on the ground in front of the commentary table and hasn’t moved since her fall. The ring official on the net with Adam reminds him that the match can only end on the barbed wire net or the scaffold up above them, and the expression on Adam’s face shows that he’s still taking in just how dangerous this match can be.)
Rich Russillo: Adam heads over toward the ladder after being reminded of the instructions from the referee and he starts to climb down, which can only mean that this is set to continue! Adam is carefully making his way down the ladder of the scaffold and it’s not like he has to rush since Minerva isn’t going anywhere fast after that fall.
Persephone: I just think it’s a shame that it didn’t happen from up on the scaffold itself. That way, this would REALLY be over. But I’ll settle for that cunt nearly swan diving off the net.
James Peters: Minerva’s own ruthlessness got the better of her in the moment and that overtook everything else – and I mean everything – that needed to be taken into account!
(The former Universal Women’s Champion begins to stir on the ground, more than likely not even knowing where she’s at at the moment or how she even got there. This, just as Adam Lucas is coming toward the end of the ladder on the other side of the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Adam gets to the ringside floor and makes his way around the ring looking exhausted as he’s in pursuit of Minerva. He comes around the post and walks along the apron until he turns the second post where he finds Minerva having barely moved from where she landed on from her fall.
(Adam stands over her as she trudges to the apron, clutching onto the skirt in an effort to get herself up but there’s a moment where Adam can be heard asking her if she really wants to continue. Minerva offers a defiant “yes” but considering how much respect he holds for Minerva, he can’t help but ask again as Minerva drags herself up to her feet and leans into the apron for support.)
James Peters: Honestly, I can’t blame Adam for being concerned here; that was a sick fall for Minerva.
Rich Russillo: But Minerva really isn’t trying to hear it from him right now; she didn’t look to ensure that she got a match tonight just to even finish it.
(As she’s approached by Adam, Minerva shoves him away demanding that they continue the match and Adam looks almost reluctant as Minerva calls for him to swing at her! Adam doesn’t appear surprised to see she’s stubborn enough to want to finish this.)
James Peters: MINERVA JUST PUNCHED ADAM IN THE FACE! SHE’S TELLING HIM TO BRING IT, AND SHE JUST STRUCK HIM AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW A THIRD TIME! MINERVA’S USING WHAT SHE’S GOT LEFT TO THROW THESE HITS AND ADAM ISN’T GOING TO JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT, HE STRIKES BACK! ADAM CLOBBERS MINERVA WITH SOME HEAVY BLOWS BUT MINERVA, CREDIT TO HER, SHE’S SENDING HITS RIGHT BACK UP UNTIL ADAM DRIVES HER BACKWARD INTO THE APRON!
James Peters: Minerva’s back has been a target at a point in this match and that fall certainly didn’t help things, and Adam knows that! Adam rams her into the apron again and Minerva drops to a knee before Adam pulls her away and runs her into the barricade! Minerva collapses seated against the guardrail as Adam backs away, CREATING SOME DISTANCE FOR A RUNNING KNEE SMASH AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!!
Persephone: BUT HE MISSES :mjlol:!!! THE LIVING DEAD BITCH MOVED OUT THE WAY AND HE JUST STRUCK THE BARRICADE WITH HIS KNEE! Adam hobbles away from the barricade and Minerva pulls herself to follow after him, not about to let him get away even though she probably should considering she could’ve literally fucking died.
Rich Russillo: Minerva doesn’t let him get far as she strikes him over the back to slow him down, grabbing him and slamming his head into the apron! Blood is left on the apron as she starts to throw punches into his ribs and back BEFORE GETTING HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX INTO THE APRON!!! ADAM’S BACK HITS OFF THE APRON AND HE CRUMPLES TO GROUND HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN!
(Adam writhes on the ringside floor, not at all thinking of trying to get himself up right away as he pain soars through him after the nasty impact!)
Rich Russillo: Minerva doesn’t stop there though as she gets him up, going right for the steps and not giving him the chance to prepare himself! Minerva lifting him up and turning him over, INTO POSITION FOR A VERTEBREAKER ONTO THE STEPS!!! ADAM GETS LIFTED AND DROPPED AGAINST THE JUTTED FRONT OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!
James Peters: ADAM ROLLS OFF THE STEPS, HIS BACK IN PAIN AFTER HE COLLIDED WITH THE STEPS!! THERE WAS NOTHING PRETTY ABOUT THAT FALL AND IT’S EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE SEEING HOW MUCH PAIN HE’S IN RIGHT NOW!!!
Persephone: Minerva gets herself up after falling over from the effort and crawls to the apron where she digs under the ring, going for another weapon! I hope it’s one that finally kills Adam or just brings an end to the match since that’ll mean that I truly win either way :blessed:!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva appears to have gotten a chair from under the ring and she brings it with her as she gets to her feet, making her way back over to Adam who’s just barely beginning to get himself up! AND MINERVA DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO HIS GUT AS SOON AS SHE KNEW THAT HE COULD SEE HER COMING, AND NOW THAT HE’S DOUBLED OVER, SHE SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS HIS BACK!!! ADAM LUCAS DROPS TO THE GROUND AS MINERVA SEEKS TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD AFTER HER FALL!!!
James Peters: They were never going to hold back on each other and now we’re seeing that continue to play out! Minerva gets him by the hair with the chair in the other hand, and that camera shot from behind shots that Adam is bleeding from the back of his head as his hair is becoming reddened with blood! Minerva manages to get him up in a side headlock and she starts toward the ladder of the scaffold. But how could she possibly plan on getting him up there with her?!
Rich Russillo: Minerva tries to get Adam over her shoulders at the bottom of the ladder and proceeds to make an effort to try to climb, but she barely gets away from the ground as she struggles with her back! Adam falls in a heap as Minerva can’t sustain him but she’s determined nonetheless to figure this out! Minerva comes off the ladder and grabs Adam to once again try to carry him up the ladder but without the chair this time-
Persephone: THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS ALIVE?! ADAM COMES DOWN ON HIS FEET BEHIND MINERVA, TURNING HER AROUND AND HE STARTS SLAMMING HER HEAD AGAINST THE LADDER!!! ADAM IS FUCKING HER UP BEFORE SHE CAN GET HER SHIT TOGETHER; I’M PRETTY SURE THIS MEANS ONE OF THEM IS ABSOLUTELY GONNA DIE TONIGHT IF THIS KEEPS GOING!
James Peters: ADAM IS REFUSING TO GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT OF HIS OWN AS WELL, AND HE’S MAKING IT CLEAR THAT HE’S WILLING TO GO THROUGH HELL AND BACK! MINERVA’S HEAD IS GETTING POUNDED AGAINST THE LADDER AND HE FINALLY LETS UP!! Minerva stumbling away from the ladder, AND RIGHT INTO THE “HONOR BOMB” OUT THERE ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA GETS DROPPED ON HER HEAD BY ADAM AND SHE LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT! BUT NOW IT’S ADAM WHO’S GOING TO HAVE TO HAUL MINERVA UP THE LADDER SO THAT HE CAN TRY TO SCORE THE WIN HERE!!!
James Peters: Adam takes a moment to collect himself before grabbing Minerva and getting her on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry, the chair in another hand and he starts up the ladder! Adam carries Minerva with him up the ladder slowly but surely, and coming to the barbed wire net section, he opts for it instead of going all the way up the scaffolding and he gets Minerva down on the net where he makes the cover!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA KICKS OUT!!!!
Rich Russillo: Adam rolls off Minerva with his hands to his head looking tired as hell! I don’t think he’s sure that he knows how much more it’s going to take to put Minerva down and out for the count if she’s able to withstand all that she’s been through so far!
Persephone: These trash ass wrestlers just never know when to fucking quit :mjcry:
James Peters: I’m not exactly sure how Minerva has the wherewithal myself, but she wasn’t about to go out quietly, that much is clear! Adam sits himself up looking down at Minerva and shakes his head, hands going through his bloody hair before getting himself up and then Minerva with him. He begins to club Minerva over the face and head, just enough to have her stumbling back before taking her overhead with a suplex onro the barbed wire net!
Persephone: Great, now he’s not even about to try to capitalize on that right away? 🙄 Adam takes the chair with him as he goes to the ladder and climbs up to the scaffolding with it, setting it aside there before crossing out onto the platform above where Minerva is still laying on the net.
Rich Russillo: Adam backs up some on the platform, JUST TO THEN START RUNNING BEFORE TAKING OFF AND JUMPING OUT TO LAND DOWN ON MINERVA!!
James Peters: BUT MINERVA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND ADAM LANDS ON NOTHING BUT THE BARBED WIRE NETTING!!! ADAM ARCHES UP OFF THE NET AS HIS SKIN IS CUT AND BROKEN INTO; MINERVA HAS JUST THWARTED WHATEVER ADAM HAD IN MIND!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva is laid away from him as she watches on while he experiences what has to be excruciating pain! He hasn’t even brought himself to try to get off the net and Minerva still looks exhausted herself, no doubt still feeling the effects of the beating she’d taken before being brought up the ladder!
James Peters: Adam turns himself over with a pained expression and spots Minerva, who’s already started for the ladder! By the time Adam has gotten himself up to even begin staggering over to the ladder, Minerva’s already climbing it after getting herself up and she drags herself to the scaffold where she grabs hold of the chair that was left behind. Minerva gets to her feet and the referee there distances himself as she stumbles out onto the platform, turning to see that Adam’s not far behind as he climbs over as well and gets to his feet!
Persephone: When she hits him with the chair to knock him off the scaffold and all the way down the floor!!! 🤤
Rich Russillo: Adam spots that she’s got the chair and gears himself to go after her on the platform! Minerva tries to ram the chair into his stomach but Adam catches the chair and tries to shake it away from her, but Minerva won’t let go! Minerva trying every which way to rip it from him but Adam hangs on, ONLY LETTING GO WHEN HE KICKS MINERVA IN THE GUT! ADAM THEN KNOCKING THE CHAIR FROM HER GRASP AND LIFTING MINERVA UP ON HIS SHOULDER!
James Peters: MINERVA PULLS HERSELF AROUND HIM AND GETS HER ARM AROUND HIS NECK IN THE PROCESS!!! MINERVA COMES DOWN ON HER FEET ON THE PLATFORM AND ADAM IS BENT BACKWARD IN AN INVERTED HEADLOCK!!!
Rich Russillo: “PARADISE LOST”!!!! THE INVERTED DDT CONNECTS!!! BUT MINERVA CAN’T MAKE THE IMMEDIATE COVER AS SHE AND ADAM ARE ELECTROCUTED ON THAT SECTION OF THE PLATFORM AS THEY CAME DOWN TOGETHER!!! THEIR BODIES TWITCH AND WRITHE ON THE PLATFORM AS THEY’RE SHOCKED FROM THE TRIGGERING THE MECHANISM!!!
James Peters: MINERVA IS GRIMACING THROUGH THE SHOCK WHILE ADAM APPEARS TO BE OUT; SHE’D BE ABLE TO MAKE A PIN RIGHT NOW IF IT WASN’T FOR THE ELECTRICITY SURGING THROUGH THE PLATFORM!
Persephone: This is god testing me, I swear :noah:!!! Can’t the referee just throw Minerva onto Adam or something?!
James Peters: THAT WON’T BE NECESSARY! THE ELECTRIC SURGE HAS STOPPED AND MINERVA IS ABLE TO GET HER ARM OVER ADAM FOR THE PIN!!! THE REFEREE ON THE SCAFFOLD GOES IN TO COUNT!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!!!!!!
James Peters: Minerva and Adam have to be running on fumes right now! They’ve thrown literally everything at each other that they could possibly think of!
Persephone: And they both look like shit – that even goes for before the match started, and somehow, they managed to get even worse as it got going!
James Peters: :skip:
Rich Russillo: Minerva gets up onto her knees and starts clubbing Adam across his chest, face, and head with no sign of remorse! She came to Shock Value looking for a fight and it can’t be said that she didn’t get one or give one! Minerva knows that with Adam down like this, this is one of her best chances to capitalize on what she’s done to have him in this position!
James Peters: Minerva gets up and positions the chair where she wants it before grabbing hold of Adam, pulling him up in yet another inverted headlock perhaps looking for another DDT! Minerva looks behind her to check the chair’s positioning once again!
Rich Russillo: ADAM TURNS OUT OF THE HEADLOCK AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE MINERVA DOWN ONTO THE PLATFORM!!!
James Peters: ADAM GETS HIMSELF A MOMENT, BUT FOR HOW LONG?! BECAUSE MINERVA ISN’T OUT HERSELF AFTER THAT, DOWN RIGHT NEXT TIME AND TRYING TO SHAKE OFF THE EFFECTS WHILE ADAM TRIES TO CATCH HIS BREATH!!
Rich Russillo: He begins to pull himself up to his knees and Minerva’s getting herself up as well, the two of them starting to trade blows on the platform! This could seemingly go either way as neither of them looks to be in better condition than the other! Adam lands a huge blow to Minerva before she fires back with one of her own! Adam’s head SNAPS back as she connects and Minerva lunges for another hit but Adam comes back with a hook that hits her right on her jaw with as much force as he can generate!
Persephone: They really can’t hit for shit! Not one of these bitches has been KO’d in all these punches getting thrown and it’s pissing me off! So dramatic and for what?! Adam manages to land two hits on Minerva but that seems to finally wake something up in her as she retaliates with a series of punches that all go at Adam in a rapid barrage!
James Peters: ADAM NEARLY FALLS BACKWARD OVER THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM ON THE SIDE THAT HE’S ON! HE’S KEEPING HIMSELF UP SOMEHOW AND MINERVA SEES HIM CLEARLY KNOWING THAT HE’LL BE ON THE DEFENSIVE IF SHE CAN KEEP IT UP! MINERVA THROWS HERSELF AT ADAM-
Rich Russillo: MINERVA JUST BARELY KEEPS HERSELF FROM GOING OVER THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM! MINERVA STOPS HERSELF JUST SHORT OF A DISASTROUS FALL AS ADAM PUSHED HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
Persephone: AND NOW A CHAIR TO THE BACK!!! ADAM DRIVES THE TOP OF THE CHAIR INTO THE MIDDLE OF MINERVA’S BACK!!! SHE’S STUNNED ON THE SPOT AS HE TARGETS THE BATTERED BACK OF MINERVA!!!
James Peters: Adam grabs her off the platform and starts throwing forearms into her back, keeping her facing away from him as he’s focused on wearing her down! At this rate, she won’t be able to keep herself standing for long and he knows it! Adam striking as hard and as fast as he can- MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A BACK KICK TO PUT A STOP TO THE ATTACK! SHE STUMBLES FORWARD AND ADAM STUMBLES BACK FROM THE DESPERATION MOVE!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW MINERVA LEAPS AT ADAM- “LEVEL UP” ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!!! THE POP-UP POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA GETS POWERBOMBED ONTO THE CHAIR THAT WAS STILL LAID OUT ON THE PLATFORM!!! AND NOW ADAM DROPS DOWN TO MAKE THE COVER ON MINERVA!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: MINERVA KICKED OUT?!?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!!
James Peters: He’s looking at the ring official for reassurance on the count and he gets two fingers in his face as the referee is sure of it! Adam shakes his head in shock before trying to settle back into the moment, starting to nod his head and hype himself into thinking of how to finish the match!
Persephone: I hope he does it soon :mjcry:
Rich Russillo: He gets Minerva up and takes to the end of the scaffold with the chair where the ladder is, dropping the chair behind him while beating up on her as he keeps her against the bars of the scaffold! Adam is trying to up the intensity of those punches as he leans into them every time before yanking Minerva off the bars into his grasp for a spinebuster onto the top bar!
James Peters: Minerva shouts as she’s driven against the metal and can barely keep herself up, and now Adam looks to do the same into the other side as he takes Minerva off her feet- MINERVA KICKS OFF THE TOP BAR WITH HER ARM AROUND ADAM’S HEAD FOR A TORNADO DDT!!! ADAM GETS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO COVER UP AS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IS SOAKED WITH BLOOD!!!
Persephone: That drop onto the stairs after being cut by the barbed wire net did him absolutely no favors! Minerva sits herself up and Adam is trying to get himself on the move, now up onto his feet, AND MINERVA LIFTS HIM UP INTO A FLAPJACK INTO THE TOP SCAFFOLD BAR!! ADAM’S FACE CONNECTS WITH IT AND HE STUMBLES OFF THE IMPACT, RIGHT INTO MINERVA LEAPING ONTO HIM AND TAKING HIM DOWN IN A THESZ PRESS!!! SHE SENSES THE URGENCY OF THE MOMENT AND NO DOUBT MY DESIRE FOR THIS SHIT TO FINALLY BE OVER, BECAUSE MY GOD, WHEN THE FUCK WILL THIS END?!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA FINISHES BEATING DOWN ON HIM WITH PUNCHES WIPES MORE OF HER OWN BLOOD AWAY, ONLY SMEARING IT ON HER FACE AND THROUGH HER HAIR AS SHE REMAINS ON TOP OF ADAM! She gets herself up and grabs him by his hair, pulling him to his feet to kick him in the gut! Minerva pulling him in and lifting him up!
James Peters: “ATLAS FALLS”!!! MINERVA- DOES NOT CONNECT, NO! ADAM SWINGS HIMSELF DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER, HOLDING ONTO MINERVA’S HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN TO GET ALL OF IT!!!
Persephone: FUCKING GODDAMMIT!!! CAN ONE OF THEM STAY THE FUCK DOWN?!
Rich Russillo: Minerva stumbles back into the bars with a hand to her face, caught off guard as Adam has the opportunity to get himself to his feet and now he goes after Minerva who pops him up, BUT ADAM HOLDS ONTO HER ARM AND HE ENDS UP GOING OVER THE SIDE OF THE SCAFFOLD WHERE THERE’S NO NET! IF HE FALLS THIS IS IT! HE’LL BE DONE FOR SURE!
James Peters: BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’LL BE NECESSARY! HE CAUGHT MINERVA IN A HEADSCISSOR WHEN SHE LIFTED HIM AND HE’S GOT THE “ICONIC” LOCKED IN!!! A TRIANGLE CHOKE FROM A HANGING POSITION AND MINERVA’S TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY OUT, BUT SHE CAN’T HAUL ALL OF ADAM’S WEIGHT BACK OVER THE BAR!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA IS TRYING TO HOLD ON! SHE’S PUSHING OFF THE BAR, TRYING TO PULL HERSELF AWAY, STRIKING AT ONE OF HIS LEGS – BUT IT’S NO USE! HE’S NOT BUDGING AND MINERVA ISN’T FIGHTING HIM OFF!! HE’S GOT HER CAUGHT AND NOW SHE’LL HAVE TO TAP OR PASS OUT!! MINERVA IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT TO NO AVAIL!!!
Persephone: PLEASE TAP OUT, BITCH, I’M BEGGING YOU :mjcry:!!!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA’S BARELY FIGHTING BACK NOW! SHE’S GOT TO BE FADING! SHE’S TRYING TO KEEP HERSELF ON HER FEET BUT SHE’S STARTING TO SLOUCH AND IT’S OBVIOUS THAT SHE KNOWS SHE’S IN A PREDICAMENT THAT SHE WON’T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF! THE RING OFFICIAL IS RIGHT THERE TO CALL IT!
Rich Russillo: She’s trying to hold on but this is it! Minerva can’t get him back over and now she’s got no way of getting out of this! Minerva’s body looks to be going limp and now she’s not even fighting! The referee is trying to get a good look, and the official comes around on the side to se that Minerva…. Minerva….
James Peters: KICKS AT ADAM UNDER THE SECOND BAR! SHE’S KICKING AT HIS BACK KNOWING THAT HE’S TAKEN SOME DAMAGE THERE HIMSELF AND ADAM FINDS HIMSELF IN THE SITUATION OF FALLING OR FINDING SOME WAY BACK ONTO THE SCAFFOLD!
Persephone: Or he could just let go and fall to the ground 🤷♀️
Rich Russillo: HE’S ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING TO DO THAT! ADAM PULLS HIM OVER UNDER THE SECOND BAR AND MINERVA SEES HIM TRYING TO GET BACK ONTO THE SCAFFOLD, AND SHE LETS UP UNTIL GETTING BACK ON FORCES HIM TO RELEASE HER!!!
James Peters: Minerva drops seated on the scaffold trying to catch her breathe while Adam is making sure that he’s safely back on the scaffold! Adam gets himself up and turns around to get Minerva-
Rich Russillo: ONLY HE GETS THE TOP OF THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! MINERVA HAS THE CHAIR AND SHE USED IT TO HER ADVANTAGE! ADAM DOUBLES OVER AND MINERVA SHOVES THE CHAIR AT HIS FACE, CAUSING HIM TO GRAB SO HE DOESN’T TAKE A CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE!
James Peters: “THE DEVIL’S TOUCH” INTO THE CHAIR!!! THE SUPERKICK THAT ADAM DODGED EARLIER IS ASSISTED WITH A CHAIR THIS TIME AND THAT CHAIR GETS HIM IN THE FACE!!! ADAM FALLS BACKWARD LOOKING TO BE KNOCKED OUT!!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW MINERVA MAKES HER WAY OVER, GRABBING HIM OFF THE PLATFORM THAT HE FELL BACK OUT ONTO AND SHE GETS HIM UP INTO THE AIR WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF POWER!
James Peters: “ATLAS FALLS”!!! THE BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS, SPIKING ADAM ON HIS HEAD ON THE PLATFORM AND TRIGGERING AN ELECTRIC SHOCK THAT HAS HIS LIMP BODY SHAKING FROM THE ELECTRIC CHARGE!!! MINERVA THEN MAKING THE COVER ON ADAM!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Blood, Milk, & Sky’ by White Zombie begins to play and a bloodied Minerva pulls herself off of Adam, laying back against the platform upon hearing her music begin to play and the referee on the scaffold points down to indicate that she is the winner!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner….. MINEEEEERRRRRRVVVVVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!
Persephone: Fucking FINALLY, it’s over :blessed:!!!!
James Peters: Yes, after a grueling battle, a bloody and trying fight, it’s finally over and Minerva is the one who comes out on top! This was absolutely wild!
Rich Russillo: It’s not like these two had some sort of animosity toward each coming into this match, so it was really a wonder of how things would go and just how far, and I don’t think there’s any denying that they absolutely pushed each other to their limits here tonight!
Persephone: “Their limits”?! What about mine?! Where’s my credit?! My patience was tested beyond belief because of this match!
James Peters: They definitely brought each to the brink of things – Adam quite literally on the brink of falling when Minerva tried to turn away from him leaping at her, and catching her in that hanging triangle choke that nearly had her! Adam had Minerva on the ropes – or bars, rather – and looked like he was closing in on a win after everything that he had put her through, and it certainly would’ve been a hard-fought victory for him here at Shock Value!
Rich Russillo: Undoubtedly! He wanted to face off against Minerva and do his part to see to it that someone who wants to compete, wants to make an even bigger impact got their chance tonight to try to do that – and I’d say that was accomplished no matter what the outcome could’ve been after everything we just witnessed before it!
James Peters: Minerva had winning on her mind, not letting a disastrous fall bring her down and pushing herself to deal with what more would come her way – and everything she came in with her energy feeding off of led her to this victory as she followed through! Congratulations to Minerva!
(Minerva is helped into a sitting position by the official while EMTs are down below them making plans for how the two of them will be assisted down from the scaffold so that they’ll be able to get checked on properly. An exhausted Minerva looks down at the unconscious Adam and nods her head, words aren’t needed, before she tilts her head back with her eyes closed. Beaten, bloodied, and no doubt bruised – but nonetheless a winner of a demanding and brutal match. The scene fades.)
(Voltage fades to the backstage area, and the crowd cheers as the EAW World Champion, Myles, is seen watching what went down during the Minerva and Adam Lucas match on the monitor. Myles watches as Minerva is helped by the officials following such a brutal match, until Sofia Clarke approaches him with a microphone in her hand.)
Sofia Clarke: Excuse me Myles, if you don’t mind, I was just hoping to get a few words from you ahead of your upcoming High Voltage match.
(Myles continues to watch the monitor for a few more seconds, before finally turning towards Sofia.)
Myles: What more should I say? Ultimately, I think we all know what to expect tonight. High Voltage is a dangerous match stipulation, and I’m going to be in the ring with two people who’ll be willing to do anything to take the EAW Championship from me. For most people a match like that wouldn’t be ideal. It’d actually be one of the worst ways they could defend their title. It’s unpredictable, it’s dangerous, you’re at a disadvantage, but I don’t actually care. I don’t care at all, because I’m here to beat the shit out of Chris Elite, beat the shit out of Ryan Wilson, and retain my title. Why should I care what type of stipulation I have to go through? This is Voltage, I’m used to this stuff by now. It was only a few minutes ago that Minerva beat Adam Lucas in an Electric Scaffold match, and I knew that she’d do it too, because that’s the type of competitor she is. She’s capable of amazing things and beyond that she’s one of the most dangerous people on the entire roster. She made it through the Electric Scaffold match in one piece. Now I’m going to do the same in High Voltage.
Myles: Ryan Wilson, Chris Elite, we know how they are already. No matter what they think they’re capable of, or what they’re actually capable of, they’re not going to take this title from me. I’ve always been able to survive whatever’s been dished out to me, and if Chris thinks this match will be a repeat of our Voltage match, and if Ryan Wilson thinks this will be a repeat of that fight on Voltage just a few weeks ago, they’re both mistaken. They couldn’t be more wrong, because this Championship isn’t going anywhere yet. Tonight isn’t going to be the night where I come up short and fail to live up to everything I’ve said leading up to this, and if they want to try and prove me wrong they’ll have the entirety of that High Voltage match to do so, but I just hope they know that I’m ready. I said that they were fighting for second place, and as we get closer and closer to the High Voltage match, my mindset hasn’t changed. This match is ending one way, and that’s with-
???: ME, winning the EAW Championship!
(Myles immediately sighs in annoyance, already knowing whose voice he heard. Ryan Wilson walks into the camera’s view with a grin on his face, and takes the microphone out of Sofia Clarke’s hands, holding it up to him as he continues to speak.)
Ryan Wilson: That’s right. I’m going to shock the world tonight, because you and Chris Elite have done nothing but underestimate me and overlook just how dangerous I can really be. You’ve belittled me at every turn, and ignored just how great I really am. You’ll see, Myles. You’ll see very soon, that you can NOT deny greatness no matter how hard you try. You can’t deny the fact that I’m ready to be a World Champion, and when I’m leaving that High Voltage match with the Championship you promised to retain, maybe then you’ll finally-
Myles: You really never shut up, do you?
(Ryan keeps the grin on his face, not really taking the question seriously as he continues.)
Ryan Wilson: Why should I? I’m just warning you, Myles! The EAW Championship is mine whether you like it or not, and your denial is just going to result in an even bigger smile on my face as I’m holding my second Championship in EAW up in the air.
Myles: :francis: You really believe that?
Ryan Wilson: Of course I do. This is all happening for a reason, Myles. I earned my way into this match for a reason, and it’s all very clear. I’m good enough. Good enough to defeat you, to defeat Chris Elite, to survive the High Voltage match, and to become World Champion for the first time in my EAW career. I climbed up that ladder, I unhooked that briefcase, and I earned this match because I am good enough. That wasn’t a fluke, it wasn’t a mistake, it was my talents that shined back at King of Elite, and now tonight it’s going to shine again when I take your Championship. You’ve done a lot of talking yourself, but this is it. I didn’t come here to lose, so-
Myles: If you didn’t come here to lose then you might as well just pack your things and go home now. Whether you’re in the match or not the result isn’t going to change, Ryan. The one problem I had facing you was that it would have been the match with the most obvious result possible. It would have been the match nobody cared to see because everyone could’ve seen the ending coming from a mile away. You’re not going to become World Champion, not now and not ever as long as I’m the Champion you choose to face. You’re in this match to lose. You can put up a fight, you can bring a great performance, you can actually give me a challenge and a tough time, but when that bell rings, it will be because I successfully retained my EAW Championship.
(Sofia begins to back away, not even asking Ryan for the microphone, as the tension is clear between Myles and Ryan Wilson. Ryan no longer has the same grin he had on his face initially, but he continues to speak one more time.)
Ryan Wilson: Just wait. I will prove all of you wrong, and I will become World Champion.
(With that being said, Ryan Wilson begins to walk away as Myles watches, just shaking his head in disgust of one of his opponents in the High Voltage match tonight. Myles is left in the area, thinking about his EAW Championship match coming later tonight. From there, Shock Value begins to fade away from the backstage area.)
(A commercial is shown for Little Ceasars where Limmy Monaghan is seen advertising their Batman pizza.)
(“Head Like A Hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays through the speakers of the America’s Center as the crowd gives a mixed reception for Jacob Senn; however, the boos seem to overpower some of the mixed reception. Jacob Senn comes out with his trademark black hoodie as he stands in the middle of the stage. He squats down as he motions back and forth to the song before shooting up to his feet, doing the double gun taunt as he jumps up and takes his hoodie off, raising his arms in confidence.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A SHOCK COLLAR GRUDGE MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Bella Braxton: THIS MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATION! NO COUNT OUTS! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS…WEIGHING IN 220 POUNDS…HE IS ‘THE PUNISHER’…JACOB SENN!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Here is a man that we never believed that we would see in Elite Answers Wrestling after the controversial exodus of 2018. Jacob Senn is a former World Heavyweight Champion, EAW Champion, EAW Elite Champion. However, the last sight of Jacob Senn was left with controversy.
Rich Russillo: The biggest swerve is that 2018 wouldn’t be the last we saw of Jacob Senn in EAW, but we would see him underneath a mask as Santo Muerte. During his time, he did get a victory over then-PURE Champion, Jake Smith, who wasn’t happy about that whatsoever, so Jake took it in his own hands to get back at him by attacking him from behind during Grand Rampage 2020 and revealing to the world that it was Jacob Senn underneath the mask.
Persephone: I’m still laughing at the part that he was Santo Muerte the whole time and he isn’t Mexican. :mjlol:
James Peters: Still, the stigma of Jacob Senn leading an exodus that basically left EAW quite a few spots to fill is all the EAW Universe can think about when they look at that man. Say what you want about the situation, but I think that things worked out in the end and those spots were filled and then some!
Rich Russillo: Plus we got jobs after REVOLT! merged with EAW! :drakelike:
James Peters: :drakelike:
(Jacob Senn is seen sitting down at the corner, awaiting for Jake Smith’s arrival. “Head Like A Hole” dies down as “We’re In Hell” by SycAmour replaces Senn’s music as Jake Smith comes out with a more than focused look on his face. At the sight of Jake Smith, the crowd gives the Unified Tag Team Champion a standing ovation. It pans back to Senn who seems completely unphased by the entire thing. Jake does his entrance on top of the stage before making his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM NEWARK, NEW JERSEY…WEIGHING IN 210 POUNDS…HE IS ONE-HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS..”THE NEW”…JAKE SMITH!!!!!
James Peters: Now, here is the man who embarrassed Jacob Senn two years ago at Grand Rampage. Jake Smith felt the presence of Jake Smith back at King of Elite backstage, but I don’t think that Jake was ever truly expecting for him and Senn to cross paths. I don’t think that any of us were expecting for this to ever be a match.
Rich Russillo: I wasn’t expecting for this match to ever happen, but you can tell that there’s bad blood between these two wrestlers, who would love nothing more than to kill each other tonight. These two don’t like each other whatsoever.
Persephone: I don’t like any of them. 💯
Rich Russillo: Recently, Jake Smith has turned a new leaf and honestly, it should be interesting how he approaches this match. He had a ton of bold things to say to Jacob Senn earlier this week –
James Peters: – JACOB SENN CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS JAKE SMITH! JAKE AND JACOB BEGIN TO UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES! THE TWO OF THEM HAVE THIS SERIOUS DISDAIN WITH EACH OTHER! BOTH OF THEM WOULD LOVE TO WALK OUT WITH THE VICTORY TONIGHT, BUT THESE TWO ARE SO FOCUSED ON TAKING THE OTHER ONE DOWN! THIS IS A SHOCK COLLAR MATCH, BUT IT HASN’T EVEN BEGUN YET!
Rich Russillo: The referee is trying to get in the middle of these two men! He knows that this match needs to get underway! The two men need to get their shock collars on, but these two are so focused on destroying the other, it’s making the referee’s job difficult.
Persephone: I hope that the both of these cunts just murder each other, so we can move on with this show.
(The referee manages to pull Jacob Senn away from Jake Smith. Meanwhile, there’s another referee that is holding back Jake at the corner. The two heated rivals are exchanging some trash talk with the other. Both of them weren’t expecting for things to begin like this, but it’s making both men quite determined to destroy the other. Each referee has a shock collar in their possession before placing it on the respective neck of the wrestlers in the match.The only thing that connects both of the shock collars happens to be the ten feet of wire.)
(The referee is looking at the two men as he rings for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: You can say that this is the first of many of the “#EAW15” matches that we’ll be getting within the next few weeks. This one with the most story out of them. This story goes back to 2020, if I can recall?
Rich Russillo: Knowing the type of man that Jacob Senn is, he has been thinking about this match for a long time now.
Persephone: He holds more grudges than women. :mjlol:
James Peters: Jacob Senn has his hands on the wire as he’s trying to yank Jake Smith, but Jake manages to get a hold of the wire! The two men look like they’re playing their own game of tug of war, BUT JACOB RUSHES TOWARDS ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION, CONNECTING WITH A FIERCE FOREARM TO THE FACE OF JAKE!
Rich Russillo: This only causes Jake Smith to stagger back as he throws a forearm to the Hall of Famer, but Jacob Senn returns the favor by throwing a punch to Jake! NOW, JAKE CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO SENN! SENN WITH A PUNCH TO JAKE! JAKE! SENN! JAKE! SENN! JAKE! SENN FALLS BACK INTO THE PERPENDICULAR SET OF ROPES, REBOUNDING OFF OF THEM, BUT JAKE HOOKS SENN BY THE ELBOW, LOOKING TO GO FOR A HIP TOSS, BUT SENN MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET AS HE THROWS A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF JAKE SMITH!
Persephone: Jacob Senn runs towards those ropes before rebounding off of them! He charges towards Jake Smith as Senn goes for a clothesline, but Jake ducks the clothesline, causing for Senn to run past him, but Senn turns himself around as Jake goes for the superkick, BUT SENN HAD THE MOVE SCOUTED AS HE WAS ABLE TO CATCH JAKE’S SUPERKICK! IT SEEMS LIKE JAKE IS GOING TO NEED TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING CREATIVE, BUT KNOWING THAT PEA SIZED HEAD OF HIS, THAT’S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO DO! :mjlol:
James Peters: Jake Smith manages to use his other foot to connect with an enzuigiri to the side of the former World Champion’s head –
Rich Russillo: NO! JACOB SENN MANAGES TO CATCH THE OTHER FOOT OF JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS IN A POSITION THAT HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE AT THE MOMENT! SENN HAS HIS HACK TURNED TOWARDS THE CORNER AS HE CATAPULTS JAKE TO THE CORNER!
Persephone: No! Jake Smith catches himself on the second turnbuckle as Jacob Senn turns himself around! Jake from the top rope!
James Peters: BUT, JACOB SENN MANAGES TO CATCH JAKE SMITH ON HIS SHOULDERS! CARTWHEEL DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! SENN LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FEET AS JAKE’S NECK IS FEELING THE SHOCK OF THE COLLAR WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK! Senn is the only one up on his feet at the moment as he grabs Jake and follows up that cartwheel death valley driver with a single underhook brainbuster! Senn goes for the first cover in this match up!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWW–
Rich Russillo: A kick out from Jake Smith as Jacob Senn begins to wrap his legs around the waist of Jake Smith! Jake finds himself in position as Senn begins to bash his elbows to the side of the Unified Tag Team Champion’s skull! Senn begins to clutch one of Jake’s arms! He successfully does that, but when he goes for the second one, Jake shows a bit more fight! But, Senn with a forearm shot to the back of Jake’s head as he uses that small opening to clutch Jake’s arm!
Persephone: Jacob Senn is pulling back on the arms of Jake Smith! He’s trying to hook the arms of the midget in a full nelson position! Now, Senn releases the body scissors from Jake, but rises up to his feet, maintaining the full nelson as Senn lifts Jake up, connecting with a snap dragon suplex!
James Peters: Won’t you look at that, Seph? Jake Smith lands on his feet as Jacob Senn turns his body around as Jake nails him with a knee strike to the forehead as that takes the Hall of Famer down!
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith begins to unload on a series of stiff punches to the forehead of Jacob Senn! He gets Senn up by his hair before pulling him closer in a front headlock, hoisting him up in a cradle DDT position before getting him by his two arms and connecting with a beautiful royal butterfly DDT as that takes Senn down! This causes Senn’s collar to shock him a bit! Now, to remind everyone – the shock of the collar will go off after every intense bump or spot that is strong enough to trigger it.
Persephone: In some weird way, think of it like a drive-thru sensor. While something small, but moveable like a bike won’t be able to make the sensors go off, a car is able too. Like the usual wrestling won’t trigger anything, a spot like a death valley driver or royal butterfly DDT might. Hell, a high risk move could do the job, but that’s enough of an instruction for you dumbasses at home.
James Peters: Thanks for the explanation that no one asked for.
Rich Russillo: :mjlol:
Persephone: That’s the last time I do anything good. I fucking hate this place.
James Peters: While Jacob Senn is trying to find his way back to his feet, Jake Smith runs towards the former World Champion with a knee strike to the side of the temple. He knocks Senn to his back as Jake is demanding for Senn to find his way back up to his feet! Senn is trying to process what’s going on at the moment as he uses the third rope as some sort of assistance as he finds his way back to his feet. Jake charges to Senn–
Rich Russillo: BUT, JACOB SENN STOPS JAKE SMITH IN HIS TRACKS WITH A HUGE SIDE HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF ‘THE NEW’ JAKE SMITH! This manages to take Jake back a bit! But, Senn rebounds himself off the ropes before sliding in front of Jake and nailing him with an uppercut that sends Jake falling back! But, Senn rises back to his feet as he manages to land a knee to the ribs of the former two-time PURE Champion! He grabs Jake by his wrist, pulling him closer before connecting with a clothesline!
Persephone: Jake Smith is heading towards the ropes to clutch them, so he can get back to his feet! He clutches onto that second rope, but Senn jumps on the spine of Jake! He is standing on the spine of Jake as yanks the ropes up! I mean, there’s not much that the referee can do in this situation. It’s no disqualification or count outs. But, it seems like Jacob Senn is quite determined to embarrass Jake the same way Jake did to him! The level of pettiness with that man is astounding! :whew:
James Peters: Jacob Senn jumps off the former two-time PURE Champion as he hops over the top rope! He takes a couple of steps back one of the ends of the apron! Senn charges at Jake Smith, blasting him with a knee to the side of Jake’s head that makes him fall to his back! MEANWHILE, SENN SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF FROM THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH TO JAKE, WHO WAS SHOWING SOME EFFORT IN GETTING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET! SENN GOES FOR THE COVER HERE!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO–
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith kicks out as this match continues on! Jacob Senn sees that Jake is trying to find himself into a crawling position, but Senn is able to grab Jake from his wasting, lifting the younger Elitist up as he connects with a ‘Senn Suplex Special,’ which is a German suplex, he maintains control of the waist before following that by a wheelbarrow facebuster!
Persephone: NOT EXACTLY, RICH! JAKE IS ABLE TO STOP THE WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER IN ITS TRACKS WITH HIS HANDS AND HE COUNTERS WITH A ROLL UP! IS JAKE GOING TO GET THE VICTORY HERE!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTT–
James Peters: NO! JACOB SENN MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF JAKE SMITH’S ROLL UP ATTEMPT, BUT SENN HAS JAKE BY HIS ANKLE AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO APPLY THE CALF CRUSHER ON JAKE!!!
Rich Russillo: But, you can see that Jake Smith is trying to scramble for the bottom rope! Jacob Senn is pulling Jake away from those ropes! The distance between the Unified Tag Team Champion and those set of ropes are far away! Now, it seems like Jake is trying to think of something else! He’s trying to turn his body, so that he’s on his back, but Senn is determined to keep Jake on his stomach as he manages to get a grasp of Jake’s other leg? What in the world is Senn looking to do here? Oh, it seems like he’s trying to apply the Texas cloverleaf on Jake Smith! Jake is trying to extend his hand to those ropes, but they’re so far away! For the time being, it seems like Senn has Jake right where he wants him! But, I can’t seem to imagine how Jake is feeling at the moment!
Persephone: Jake is in an uncomfortable position right now! Like, his back isn’t turned completely, so it seems like he’s twisted to his side as Senn has that Texas cloverleaf applied! But, you can see the look on Jake’s face that he’s trying to look for a way out of the situation! He knows that he isn’t going down like this. If he did, the locker room is not going to let him hear the end of it! He’s gonna get clowned for the rest of his life. :mjlol:
James Peters: Now, let’s not jump to conclusions, Seph! This match is still young and I’m expecting for this to go on for a little while longer! As you said, you can see that Jake Smith is in an awkward position, but it seems like he’s trying to get himself out of that situation, by turning his body, so that he’s on his back! Meanwhile, it seems like Senn has a pretty good grasp on Jake, but you can see the look of pain on Jake’s face as he knows that he needs to continue to power through, if he wants to win this match!
Rich Russillo: Even with the look of pain on his face, Jake Smith is somehow able to turn his body, so that he’s on his back! Then, he is able to kick Senn on his spine! You can see that Jake is rapidly kicking the spine of the former World Champion as he’s being a little too stubborn with releasing the hold! BUT, LOOK AT JAKE! HE HAS HIS HANDS ON THE CORD THAT CONNECTS BOTH HIS AND SENN’S COLLARS! HE BEGINS TO TUG ON THE CORD, YANKING SENN BACK! JACOB SENN FINALLY RELEASES THE HOLD THAT HE HAD ON JAKE SMITH! WHILE HAVING THAT CORD TUGGING ON HIS NECK, I THINK THAT BENT SENN’S NECK BACK THE WAY IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO, BUT IT WAS EFFECTIVE FOR JAKE!
Persephone: THE SHOCK OF THE COLLAR ZAPS THE NECK OF JACOB SENN! SENN IS CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HIS NECK AS HE FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT JAKE GETS TO HIS FEET FIRST, NAILING THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION WITH A FIERCE SHINING WIZARD! This knocks Senn back as Jake hops over the top rope and lands on the apron! Jake’s eyes haven’t left Senn as he’s watching for Senn to show some signs of life! Slowly, Senn begins to rise back to his feet as Jake jumps to the top rope, springboarding off of them and it seems like Jake is looking to hit Senn with a springboard forearm of his own, but Senn is able to catch Jake with a superkick as that takes down the Unified Tag Team Champion! Man, Jake just drops down!
James Peters: Jacob Senn gets Jake Smith from the ground as it looks like Senn is going to go for a powerbomb! He takes him up, but he turns his body to one of the corners! YOU CAN SEE THAT JAKE IS BEGINNING TO THROW PUNCHES TO THE TOP OF SENN’S SKULL! SENN IS REMAINING UNPHASED BY THE PUNCHES AS HE DELIVERS A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB ON JAKE! JAKE GETS THROWN TO ONE OF THE CORNERS AS HE’S HOLDING ONTO EACH SIDE OF THE TOP ROPE! Senn runs towards Jake with a hesitant dropkick as that seems to knock some of the wind out of ‘The Future!’ Jake finds himself collapsing to a seated position at the corner, but Senn connects with a sliding forearm to the face of Jake! While doing so, Senn slides out of the ring and through the bottom rope! He begins to get Jake by one of his legs, but Jake is not allowing for Senn to do that! He’s trying to kick Senn the hell away from him!
Rich Russillo: NO! JACOB SENN HAS JAKE SMITH BY BOTH OF HIS LEGS AS HE PULLS JAKE INTO THE POST! THE STEEL RING POSTS HITS JAKE BETWEEN THE LEGS! BUT, SENN IS NOT DONE THERE! HE GETS JAKE’S LEFT, EXTENDING IT FROM THE SIDE BEFORE SMASHING IT AGAINST THE STEEL RING POST! The groan of pain escaped Jake, but Senn still has possession of Jake’s left leg as he looks to apply a ring post figure four leg lock on the Unified Tag Team Champion! Senn is hanging upside down, his body dangling at ringside! Jake is having all of the trouble in the world as Senn looks like he’s looking to weaken Jake enough to make him immovable! This is a shock collar grudge match after all! The referee can’t step in to do anything at all!
Persephone: I wish he could step in to end this match. No one is dying right now. I miss Rex and I don’t care about any of these men.
James Peters: Jacob Senn releases the hold and flips to his feet, but he manages to get Jake Smith buy his legs to pull him underneath the bottom rope! The two men are at ringside as Senn is able to get Jake to his feet, but you can tell that Jake is wobbly as hell as Senn battering rams him against the barricade! SENN IS ABLE TO PULL JAKE BACK BEFORE RAMMING HIM AGAINST THE BARRICADE AGAIN AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!JAKE COLLAPSES DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! SENN TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK, HIS EYES NEVER LEAVING THE SIGHT OF JAKE SMITH! HE CHARGES TO JAKE–
Rich Russillo: Jacob Senn with a knee strike to Jake Smith!
Persephone: But, Jake Smith moves out of the way at the last second! This causes Senn’s knees to collide with the barricade! You can see the pain on Senn’s face as he clutches to his left knee! Look at Jake behind Senn as he collides with a superkick to the back of Senn’s skull! This causes Senn to collapse on top of the barricade! Senn’s upper half of his body is draped towards the direction of the EAW Universe as Jake gets Senn’s legs and throws him over the barricade and over the EAW Universe! It seems like Jake is going to join him in the crowd. Gross.
(A security guard is trying to get some members of the EAW Universe out of the way! As they do so, Jake Smith is going to take advantage of this free space.)
James Peters: Jake Smith is looking at those steel chairs ahead of him with a sinister look on his face! Meanwhile, Senn is finding himself in a crawling position! JAKE FINDS A STEEL CHAIR AND SLAMS IT SHUT BEFORE LOOKING AT THE DIRECTION OF THE HALL OF FAMER! NOW, JAKE IS DEMANDING FOR JACOB SENN TO GET TO HIS FEET! SENN IS BEGINNING TO RISE BACK TO HIS FEET FEET, BUT HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN THE SECOND HE TURNS AROUND –
Rich Russillo: Screw all of that! Jake Smith smashes that steel chair to the back of Jacob Senn’s skull! This causes Senn to collapse to the ground harshly and you can see that Senn is clutching his neck as he can feel the shock on his neck! Jake gets Senn by his hair and pulls him closer! I have no idea what Jake is planning to do now, but this isn’t going to look good whatsoever! HE LOOKS AT THE SERIES OF SET UP CHAIRS BEHIND HIM AS HE GETS CLOSER TO THEM!JAKE LIFTS UP SENN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BRAINBUSTER AS SENN LANDS ON THE GROUP OF CHAIRS BEHIND HIM! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: Jacob Senn is clutching to his neck as you can sense the collar shocking him. Meanwhile, I don’t think that Jake gives a fuck! He just wants to beat the shit out of Senn!
James Peters: Jacob Senn is trying to roll himself into a crawling position! He’s trying to recover from the brainbuster into the group of steel chairs! You can see that Senn is trying to get his hands on a steel chair, but Jake Smith manages to pull Senn away from those chairs, BUT SENN MANAGES TO GET HIS HANDS ON ONE OF THE STEEL CHAIRS! HE RAMS THE EDGE OF THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE RIBS OF JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS CLUTCHING HIS STOMACH IN PAIN AS SENN IS SLOWLY GETTING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE BASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL OF JAKE! He causes the Unified Tag Team Champion to drop to one of his knees, but Senn throws Jake into the barricade! Jake’s ribs hit the edge of the barricade! Jake manages to use some of his strength to get himself back into ringside, but Senn finds himself on top of the barricade as he’s looking at Jake –
Rich Russillo: Jacob Senn with a single dropkick to Jake Smith! Jake collapses down as ‘The Punisher’ extends his hands out in confidence! I’m not sure if the crowd is supportive of Senn, but he turns his focus back on his rival! By the look of Jake Smith, it seemed like thanks to that single leg dropkick in the harshness of the move, it was enough to trigger the shock on Jake’s collar! Jake is clutching his collar in pain as Senn gets Jake up by his hair and oh shit, it seems like he’s making his way towards us!
Persephone: Jacob Senn just told me to get the fuck out of here! :wtf:
James Peters: What are we still doing here? Let’s get out of the way!
(The three Voltage commentators move out of the fuck way, knowing that Jacob Senn and Jake Smith are going to kill one another. There’s no telling what’s in the mind of both of these men, but whatever it can be, it can’t be good. Thankfully, the headsets of the commentators are still on their heads, so that they’re able to call the match.)
Rich Russillo: What in the hell does Jacob Senn have in mind? I don’t think that this match is going to conclude until one of these men kills the other. He is getting Jake Smith up and is he going for a single underhook brainbuster? We saw Jake connecting with a brainbuster onto the steel chairs near the EAW Universe, but it seems like Senn is going to return the favor here! BUT, YOU CAN STILL SEE THE FIGHT OF JAKE SHINING THROUGH! HE IS REFUSING TO LET THIS MOVE CONNECT! HE IS REFUSING TO THROW IN THE TOWEL AND GIVE THAT SATISFACTION FROM JAKE! JAKE IS TRYING TO PUNCH HIS WAY OUT OF THE GRASPS OF SENN!
Persephone: Jake Smith with a kick between Jacob’s Senn’s legs! Senn bends down in pain as that allows Jake to get Senn into position with – I think that he’s going for a package piledriver! But, Senn is trying to take his feet down! He knows that he’s not in a good position at the moment! JAKE CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE SPINE OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! HE MANAGES TO GET SENN IN A BENDED POSITION BEFORE GETTING HIM IN POSITION FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!
James Peters: AND, THE MOVE CONNECTS! HOLY SHIT! I THINK THAT JACOB SENN LANDED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD ON OUR TABLE AS THAT WAS ENOUGH TO SEND HIS SHOCK COLLAR OFF! JACOB IS CLUTCHING THE COLLAR, TRYING TO RIP THE COLLAR AWAY FROM HIM! Senn rolls himself out of the announcer’s table! He falls to his back as Jake gets off the table! He’s going over to the timekeeper’s area and he’s getting his hands on the ring bell! Oh god, Jake is going to hit Senn with the ring bell! Jake is yelling for Senn to get up to his feet! Senn is using our table as an assistance up to his feet! Jake charges –
Rich Russillo: JACOB SENN DUCKS THE RING BELL AS JAKE SMITH STUMBLES PAST SENN, BUT TURNS AROUND AS SENN GOES FOR THE ‘SECOND CITY COMBINATION!’ FIRST, HE HITS THE TWO FOREARM SMASHES FOLLOWED BY THE SHOOTKICK AND THEN, THAT IS FOLLOWED BACK WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST BEFORE TOPPING THAT OFF WITH A ROARING LARIAT! Senn takes down Jake before giving a battle cry! Senn is looking to get this match back inside the ring, but Senn is looking underneath the ring before pulling a–
Persephone: Is that the ‘I gaslight your sister’ Chambers Family PTSD Provoker. That ugly ass barbed wire baseball bat? :wtf:
James Peters: I feel like it should be called “You ruined me, so now I ruined you,” Jake Smith PTSD Provoker. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Jacob Senn is rolling back inside the ring as he watches Jake Smith get himself into a crawling position! Jake is looking up at Senn! Senn with a cold and demented look on his face. It’s almost like he’s been waiting for the past two years for this opportunity. He has been waiting for the day that he has Jake Smith on his knees, on the verge of defeat.
Jacob Senn: (off-mic) YOU FUCKING RUINED ME, JAKE! AND NOW…I RUIN YOU!
James Peters: Jacob Senn just uttered the same quote that Jake Smith told him back at Grand Rampage in 2020. The moment that the world found out that he wants Santo Muerte. Jacob Senn swings the steel chair to the side of Jake’s skull as Senn places the bat underneath the skull of the former two-time PURE Champion! It seems like Senn has full intentions of ending this match and possibly, ending Jake Smith once and for all! He’s backed against the perpendicular set of ropes as he sees that Jake is lifting his head up –
Persephone: ‘SHADOW STEP’ – HIS VARIATION OF THE CURB STOMP IN WHICH HE’S TAKEN ON MULTIPLE WRESTLERS THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER HE RUNS TOWARDS JAKE SMITH! ‘SHADOW STEP’ ON JAKE!
James Peters: No! Jake is able to turn himself around and back to his feet! He delivers a kick to the stomach as he rebounds off the ropes, but Senn turns himself around, nailing him with a spinning backfist! Jacob Senn kicks Jake in the ribs and won’t you look at this? HE’S GOING TO HIT JAKE SMITH WITH THE SAME MOVE THAT JAKE HIT ON HIM TWO YEARS AGO! ‘BROKEN WINGS’ CONNECTS WITH THE SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON JAKE! SENN GOES FOR THE COVER! IS IT GOING TO TAKE JAKE’S VERY OWN FINISHER TO TAKE HIM DOWN?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith with a kick out! Jacob Senn looks a bit frustrated at the moment as Jacob Senn gets back to his feet, but it seems like he’s trying to get Jake in position for the ‘Jacob’s Ladder,’ his variation of the belly-to-back inverted mat slam! The move connects as Senn goes for the cover!
OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Jake Smith with a shoulder up! But, it seems like Jacob Senn is going for – wait, is he really going for the?
James Peters: It seems like he’s digging into his past with Santo Muete. Santo Muerte used to call this move ‘The Offering,’ but Jacob Senn calls it the ‘Atonement.’ I think that Jake Smith is having flashbacks of being on the receiving end of this move! Jake is shaking his head –
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH WITH A LOW BLOW IN BETWEEN THE LEGS OF JACOB SENN, WHICH MAKES THE HALL OF FAMER COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND! IT SEEMED LIKE WAITING TO CONNECT FOR THE MOVE COST SENN AND CREATED AN OPEN WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR JAKE SMITH! NOW, JAKE GETS HIS HANDS ON THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT THAT SENN INTRODUCED INTO THIS MATCH! THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT BACK IN THE CLUTCHES OF ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER! SENN IS LOOKING UP ON JAKE SMITH WHO HAS A COLD LOOK ON HIS FACE, HE PREPARES FOR THE SWING –
Jake Smith: (off-mic) Miedo Muerte!
Persephone: JAKE SMITH SWINGS THE BAT TO THE SKULL OF JACOB SENN! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: Jacob Senn collapses to the ground as the shock of his collar goes off! Now, Jake grabs the cord that was connecting both their collars and wraps it around the neck of Jacob Senn! Oh my god, this is causing the collar to go frantic with shock! But, Jake is enjoying it as he plants Senn on his stomach! HE STILL HAS THE CORD WRAPPED AROUND SENN’S NECK AS JAKE GOES FOR ‘CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH’ – JAKE SMITH TAKING OUT MOVES THAT HE HASN’T USED IN A WHILE TO DEFEAT JACOB SENN! ONE STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! TWO STOMPS! THREE STOMPS! JAKE IS NOT STOPPING AT THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN!
Rich Russillo: #EAW15 :troll:
Persephone: Jake thinks that has been enough is he rolls Jacob Senn to his back and goes for the cover!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“We’re In Hell” plays once again as Jake Smith gets off of Jacob Senn. Senn rolls himself underneath the bottom rope, leaving Jake to soak in his victory. The referee helps Jake up while another referee tends to Senn, trying to take his collar off at ringside.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION…JAKE SMITH!!!!!
James Peters: I’m completely blown away by this match. There was storytelling, moments of vulnerability, strength and I cannot process what just happened. I had no idea who was going to walk out as the winner. I felt like either men could have, but Jake had that heart and determination. He had that need not to let Jacob Senn get one over him and it paid off.
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith needed to pull out some old tricks that Jacob Senn probably played in the back of his mind for the past two years, but it was effective in helping Jake get the victory tonight.
Persephone: Oh god, I’m glad this match is over. Like, is this how all of the #EAW15 matches are going to be? Long and awful?
James Peters: What a performance! What a match! This exceeded all expectations that I had for this match! Congratulations to Jake Smith!
(The camera takes another shot at the victorious Jake Smith before fading out.)
(20 minute intermission.)
(Shock Value fades back to ringside, where the steel cage has been lowered in preparation for the High Voltage match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! In this match there are no disqualifications, and you can only win by pinfall, submission, or death!
(The crowd cheers at the announcement, as expected from a Voltage crowd, but the cheering stops as ‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ by Mick Gordon begins to play. Ryan Wilson makes his way out to the stage, and the crowd boos as Ryan stares at the steel cage. Ryan doesn’t show any signs of fear, and continues to make his way towards the ring with an extremely focused look on his face, knowing that this is a major match for himself, and that winning the EAW Championship tonight won’t be easy by any means.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Residing in Newark, New Jersey…. Weighing in at 220 pounds… RRRRRYYYYAAANNNNNNNNN WWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLSSOONNNN!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: From the start Ryan Wilson had a major claim to this match as he won a unique opportunity briefcase to get here, and while things became more complicated for him down the road, it’s undeniable that he has a great chance of becoming Champion tonight.
Rich Russillo: He definitely does. Ryan’s a dangerous competitor, and if Ryan Wilson or Chris Elite underestimate him tonight, that’ll definitely cost them.
Persephone: Eh. Ryan sucks, Chris is bald and Myles is a fraud Champ that shouldn’t have beat Rexy a year ago, so it’s all the same to me.
(‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke follows as Ryan Wilson waits inside of the steel cage, and Chris Elite walks out wearing his Unified Tag Team Championship. The cheering returns after Chris Elite walks out, and as Chris makes his way towards the ring he removes his title from his waist, handing it to an official. Chris looks focused on this match as well, knowing that for him, this is an opportunity to become a double Champion, and add another World Championship to his resume.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. HE IS ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, CCCHHHRRRIISSSSSS EEEEELLLLIIIIIIIIITTEEEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: Chris Elite has the opportunity to become double Champion tonight, and this all started after King of Elite when Chris defeated Myles, all with the unwanted help of Ryan Wilson. Chris took out Ryan before saying he wanted a rematch against Myles, and Myles agreed to make this a triple threat, which Chris used his Gawd Contract to make official!
Rich Russillo: Winning this match would be huge for anybody, but not many people can say they’ve been a double Champion in their career. I just know Chris Elite would love the opportunity to add his name to a list like that.
(Finally, as both Chris Elite and Ryan Wilson stare down one another inside of the ring, ‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits, causing the cheers to continue. Myles begins to walk out carrying his EAW World Championship, and he stares right at his two opponents inside of the ring. Myles walks down to the ring, not too intimidated by the High Voltage structure as he keeps his focus on the two inside of the ring, and as the cheering continues, Myles hands his Championship to the official, stepping inside of the cage as the official locks the door.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring…. From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 215 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, MYYYYYYYYLLLLLEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
James Peters: The Champion is here, and if there’s one thing about Myles, he has never been afraid of a challenge no matter who it is. Mr. DEDEDE, Jamie O’Hara, Cameron Ella Ava, now both Chris Elite and Ryan Wilson in a High Voltage match! Myles has had a fantastic season, and tonight he’s looking to pick up a big victory!
Rich Russillo: Right, there’s no way Myles wants to lose his Championship tonight, not to either of the people in this match. Myles wants to right the wrong that occurred after King of Elite, and now is his chance to do so.
(Finally, electricity begins to run through the cage, and the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: MYLES RUNS AT RYAN WILSON AND GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON AVOIDS IT, AND NOW HE CHARGES AT CHRIS ELITE BEFORE DELIVERING A SUPERMAN PUNCH!
James Peters: BUT CHRIS ELITE DUCKS UNDER IT, AND NOW CHRIS GOES AND HITS MYLES WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Rich Russillo: MYLES CATCHES CHRIS’ LEG! MYLES CAUGHT THE LEG AND STOPPED THE BOX OFFICE SMASH FROM CONNECTING, AND NOW MYLES POPS CHRIS UP BEHIND HIM, RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE-
James Peters: NO! CHRIS GETS HIS FEET ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND CHRIS SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF IT BEFORE TAKING MYLES OUT WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! The ropes deliver small shocks, unlike the cage which releases thousands of volts, but Chris was smart enough to only touch the ropes with his boots for that moonsault!
Persephone: That sucks. It’d be way more fun watching Chris screw up and get electrocuted. We could’ve seen a dead body like a minute into the match.
Rich Russillo: Well Chris Elite is back to his feet now, AND NOW RYAN WILSON GRABS CHRIS IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEND HIM INTO THE CAGE, BUT CHRIS GETS HIS FOOT ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE PUSHING HIMSELF BACK AND SENDING RYAN WILSON OFF OF HIM! Chris turning back around as Ryan gets to his feet, AND NOW CHRIS DELIVERS A BICYCLE KICK TO RYAN WILSON!
James Peters: Myles is getting back up, AND MEANWHILE, CHRIS ELITE LIFTS RYAN WILSON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE APPROACHING THE ROPES- AND NOW RYAN WILSON BEGINS ELBOWING AT CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD, BEFORE FINALLY PULLING HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET! RYAN NOW QUICKLY TURNING CHRIS AROUND BEFORE DELIVERING A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW RYAN WILSON SETS UP FOR THE MIC DROP, RYAN IS ABOUT TO PUT CHRIS AWAY!
Rich Russillo: NO! CHRIS ELITE FREES HIS LEG, AND NOW HE LIFTS RYAN UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION-
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES RUNS IN AND HITS CHRIS ELITE WITH A BIG BOOT, AND THIS CAUSES CHRIS TO FALL AND STUMBLE BACK, SENDING RYAN WILSON RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE!!! RYAN FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE, TRAPPED BETWEEN THE ROPES AND THE CAGE, AND THAT ALONE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN RYAN WILSON OUT OF THE MATCH! We’re not just talking about any little shock, that’s A THOUSAND VOLTS, RYAN WILSON WILL BE LUCKY IF HE MANAGES TO GET BACK UP TONIGHT!
Persephone: That was great. Seriously, I think we need more of that. Can they just keep throwing each other onto the cage?
James Peters: I don’t think this match would last very long if they did :lupe:. Anyways, Ryan Wilson has just barely managed to roll back into the ring from the apron, but while he’s out, Myles is looking to capitalize and take out Chris Elite! Myles setting up for a powerbomb, AND HE BOUNCES CHRIS ELITE OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, SHOCKING ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND DELIVERING A POWERBOMB!! MYLES NOW HOLDING CHRIS ELITE FOR THE FIRST, AND POSSIBLY THE ONLY COVER OF THIS MATCH!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHH-
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND USUALLY THAT’D BE A GOOD THING, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MYLES ISN’T FINISHED JUST YET! MYLES DEADLIFTS CHRIS ELITE BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND NOW MYLES IS APPROACHING THE ELECTRIFIED CAGE WALL! I THINK MYLES IS ABOUT TO TRY AND THROW CHRIS ELITE INTO THE CAGE, AND WE ALREADY KNOW JUST HOW POWERFUL IT IS AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO RYAN WILSON!
James Peters: Chris Elite quickly begins throwing punches and elbows, trying to knock Myles off balance so he can’t be thrown into the cage! Myles is beginning to stumble just a bit, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE PUSHES HIMSELF OFF OF MYLES, LANDING BACK ON HIS FEET SO MYLES CAN’T POWERBOMB HIM INTO THE CAGE! MYLES RUNS IN AND ATTEMPTS A LARIAT TO REGAIN CONTROL, BUT CHRIS ELITE DUCKS RIGHT UNDER IT, AND AS SOON AS MYLES TURNS BACK AROUND HE’S MET WITH A “HEAD SHOT” PELE KICK! Myles is dropped to a knee, AND NOW IT’S CHRIS ELITE THAT LOOKS TO SET MYLES UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!
Rich Russillo: NO! MYLES SLIPS DOWN CHRIS’ BACK AND PULLS CHRIS INTO A SUNSET FLIP, BUT INSTEAD OF HOLDING CHRIS FOR THE PIN, MYLES FLIPS CHRIS OVER ONTO HIS KNEES, AND NOW HE DELIVERS A KNEE- WAIT NO! CHRIS ELITE JUST BARELY JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE QUICKLY KIPS UP TO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR A JUMPING ENZUIGIRI, WHICH ACTUALLY CONNECTS AS MYLES IS ONCE AGAIN DROPPED BACK DOWN TO A KNEE! Chris Elite now backing up knowing that he can’t bounce off of the ropes for momentum, AND HE GOES FOR THE “DREAMING” AXE KI-
Persephone: Why is Ryan Wilson alive? :francis:
James Peters: RYAN WILSON JUST PULLED CHRIS ELITE BACK INTO HIS GRASP, AND NOW RYAN LIFTS CHRIS UP BEFORE DELIVERING “LE BOMBE BLEU”!!! LE BOMBE BLEU CONNECTS ON CHRIS ELITE, BUT HOW!?!? HOW IS RYAN WILSON BACK IN THIS MATCH AFTER BEING SENT INTO THE CAGE!? He was sent into that cage early on in the match while he was still fresh and given time to recover sure, but no matter how I try to rationalize it, it just doesn’t make any sense to me! The fact that Ryan is still here is incredible!
Rich Russillo: Right, but I don’t think there’s going to be much time to think about that as Myles goes after Ryan! Ryan Wilson wasn’t able to get back up very quickly as he’s still suffering from what happened to him earlier, and that allowed Myles to pull Ryan back up to his feet- BUT RYAN RETALIATES AS HE LANDS A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW THERE’S A FOREARM TO THE JAW OF THE EAW CHAMPION! RYAN WITH A SECOND FOREARM NOW, AND NOW THERE’S A THIRD! RYAN WILSON NOW GRABBING MYLES, AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE CAGE!
Persephone: Nope, unfortunately Myles stopped himself! He did grab onto the ropes to do so which caused him to get shocked, but it’s nowhere near as bad as what the cage is capable of. Ryan Wilson ran in at him, but just like with literally anything Ryan Wilson does, that didn’t work out too well for him because Myles managed to connect with a back elbow!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson stumbles back as Myles shakes off the pain from his hands, AND NOW MYLES KICKS RYAN IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! MYLES NOW RUNNING TOWARDS THE CORNER-
Rich Russillo: AND IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN WAS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF MYLES’ GRASP AND LAND BEHIND HIM, AND NOW RYAN LIFTS MYLES UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND DROPPING MYLES NECK FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE! THAT WAS A HORRIBLE LANDING FOR THE EAW CHAMPION, WHO WAS JUST SHOCKED BY THE TOP ROPE AFTER LANDING NECK FIRST ONTO IT! MYLES IS DOWN ON THE MAT, AND NOW RYAN WILSON GOES FOR THE COVER TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY! AFTER ALL HE WENT THROUGH EARLIER, RYAN WILSON MIGHT BECOME THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!
OOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEE-
Persephone: Nope, somehow Myles managed to pop his shoulder up, because apparently falling neck first onto an electric rope doesn’t mean anything! On the bright side, that means these three can keep killing each other, and do more than send each other into the ropes. That electric cage is there for a reason, USE IT ALREADY!
James Peters: Myles is stirring and slowly beginning to get to his knees, BUT RYAN WILSON DELIVERS A BOOT TO THE FACE! RYAN NOW GRABBING MYLES BY THE HEAD, AND IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN IS TRYING TO SHOVE MYLES’ FACE INTO THE ELECTRIFIED CAGE!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES IS GRABBING THE ROPES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING THE CAGE, BUT MYLES ISN’T IN THE CLEAR AS THOSE ROPES ARE SHOCKING HIM IN THE PROCESS! It’s a “lesser of two evils” situation right now as Myles has to settle for getting shocked by the ropes to avoid the electric steel cage, which only becomes increasingly more dangerous and full of electricity the more these three are sent into it! Ryan finally chooses to let go of Myles, BUT ONLY SO HE COULD DELIVER ANOTHER NASTY BOOT TO THE FACE! Myles is really in trouble right now, and I just don’t know how he’s going to get out of this after having been fighting almost non stop since the match began!
James Peters: Myles is slowly getting back to his feet, and you have to respect the way Myles continues to get back up after all the punishment that’s inflicted to him, BUT RYAN LANDS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION NOW! RYAN LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE, BUT MYLES LANDS A RIGHT HAND, CAUSING RYAN TO STUMBLE BACK! RYAN WILSON CHARGES BACK IN, BUT MYLES POPS RYAN UP IN THE AIR-
Rich Russillo: AND RYAN MANAGES TO JUMP OVER MYLES, LANDING BACK ONTO HIS FEET! MYLES NOW TURNING AROUND, AND RYAN DELIVERS A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE, FOLLOWED BY THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH 2.0 CONNECTS, AND MYLES IS OUT!!! MYLES DROPS TO THE MAT AS RYAN WILSON RUSHES IN FOR THE PIN, THIS MIGHT JUST BE IT! MYLES’ EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN MIGHT HAVE JUST ENDED, ALL THANKS TO RYAN WILSON!
OONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEEEE-
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE BREAKS UP THE PIN! CHRIS ELITE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO JUMP OUT AND KNOCK RYAN WILSON OFF OF MYLES, SAVING HIS CHANCES OF LEAVING SHOCK VALUE AS A DOUBLE CHAMPION!
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson takes a second to catch his breath, and you can tell that he’s pissed! There’s no telling whether or not Myles would have kicked out after all he’s been through in this match so far, but Chris Elite guaranteed that Ryan wouldn’t become Champion after that pinfall! Both Chris Elite and Ryan Wilson are slowly making it back to their feet, and we all know that these two aren’t friends or fans of each other in the slightest! CHRIS ELITE GOES AFTER RYAN WILSON AS HE LANDS AN ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON RESPONDS WITH AN ELBOW SHOT THOUGH, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN WILSON AND CHRIS ELITE ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH ONE ANOTHER, TRADING SHOTS AS THEY AIM TO GAIN CONTROL OVER THIS HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH! Remember everyone, Myles is still down and out for the time being after all he’s been through so far! This could very well be the end of the match approaching, and Myles might not be involved in the decision despite his Championship being on the line! That’d be a huge turn of events to close out Shock Value!
Persephone: Ryan Wilson went for a right hand and Chris Elite ducked under it, and the bald one just connected with an enzuigiri! Ryan’s stumbling close to the ropes, and I think now would be the perfect time for someone to be sent into that electric cage. Seriously, it’s there for a reason. USE IT!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is going at his own pace and doing what he wants from the looks of it, and right now I think I know exactly what Chris is setting up! CHRIS ELITE LIFTS RYAN WILSON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND NOW HE CHARGES INTO THE CORNER! 44 BULLDOG-
James Peters: RYAN WILSON SLIPS OUT OF CHRIS ELITE’S GRASP, AND RYAN SENDS CHRIS SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST, CAUSING CHRIS’ ARMS TO CONNECT WITH THE CAGE!!! CHRIS ELITE IMMEDIATELY BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER, STUMBLING BACK AND HOLDING HIS ARMS IN PAIN, AND RYAN WILSON LOOKS TO IMMEDIATELY CAPITALIZE AS HE GRABS CHRIS FROM BEHIND! HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!!! HALF AND HALF SUPLEX BY RYAN WILSON SENDS CHRIS ELITE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, AND RYAN WILSON LOOKS LIKE HE’S FIRED UP!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is slowly pulling himself up, and his arms are badly hurt by the electric cage, although I guess he should be happy that only his arms touched it! Nonetheless Chris is back up, AND RYAN WILSON TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A LARIAT! CHRIS ELITE STUMBLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW RYAN WILSON SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES! Chris Elite once again managing to stop himself by putting his foot on the rope like done earlier in the match, BUT NOW RYAN DUCKS DOWN AND LIFTS CHRIS UP, LOOKING FOR LE BOMBE BLEU ONCE AGAIN!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE FLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! CHRIS LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND NOW HE JUMPS UP AND DELIVERS A DROPKICK, SENDING THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE! CHRIS ELITE IS STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THE ELECTRIC CAGE, BUT LUCKY FOR HIM HE DIDN’T NEED HIS ARMS TO DO THAT! Chris Elite’s athleticism is shining tonight as Ryan Wilson drops to the mat, and now it looks like it’s anyone’s match!
Persephone: I don’t care whose match it is. All I care about is seeing someone drop dead in the middle of the ring, and so far.. NOBODY’S DYING!! As far as I’m concerned, this match sucks.
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is slowly getting back up to his feet, and now I think he’s slowly starting to shake off the pain from his arms! I don’t think there’s any way to fully recover from that, especially in such a short amount of time, but Chris clearly knows that if he wants the EAW Champion he’s just going to have to deal with it! Chris Elite now pulling Ryan Wilson back up, AND NOW CHRIS PULLS RYAN INTO A FRONT FACELOCK, BEFORE LIFTING RYAN UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER!
James Peters: IT CONNECTS! CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS WITH THE BRAINBUSTER ON RYAN WILSON, ONLY MOMENTS AFTER THE BACK OF RYAN’S HEAD MET THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE! CHRIS ELITE NOW PULLING HIMSELF ON TOP OF RYAN WILSON FOR THE COVER, AND THIS MIGHT JUST BE IT FOR RYAN WILSON!
OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHRRR-
James Peters: RYAN WILSON JUST BARELY POWERS OUT BEFORE THREE! RYAN WILSON SURVIVED THE BRAINBUSTER AFTER HIS BRAIN WAS BASICALLY FRIED BY THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE! RYAN WILSON IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW, AND YET SOMEHOW HE STILL KICKED OUT BEFORE THREE!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite doesn’t look happy whatsoever, and I can’t say I blame him! This match absolutely should have come to an end there, and it’s a miracle that it didn’t! Chris Elite is slowly pulling himself back up to his feet, and now Chris has to be weighing his options. Ryan Wilson isn’t in great shape after all he’s been through, but there’s still another competitor in this match and it looks like Chris Elite hasn’t forgotten about him whatsoever!
Persephone: Right, he still has Myles over there sleeping or whatever he’s been doing.
James Peters: I’m pretty sure he’s been recovering after-
Persephone: I don’t really care.
James Peters: Myles is slowly finding his way back up, BUT CHRIS ELITE IS UP FIRST, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR A KNEE LIFT TO THE SIDE OF THE- NO! MYLES JUST BARELY DODGES IT AS HE PULLS HIS HEAD BACK! Myles stumbles up to his feet, AND NOW HE LANDS A FOREARM SHOT TO CHRIS ELITE! Chris Elite on spaghetti legs, AND NOW MYLES LANDS ANOTHER FOREARM SHOT! AND NOW ANOTHER ONE! MYLES STARTING TO PULL HIMSELF BACK INTO THIS ONE AS HE CONTINUES TO DELIVER THESE STRIKES-
Rich Russillo: BUT CHRIS DUCKS UNDER MYLES’ ATTEMPT AT A CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW THERE’S A HUGE SPINNING BACK FIST, WHICH IS ENOUGH TO DROP MYLES DOWN TO A KNEE! Chris Elite took a lot of strikes and is now having to take a breather, BUT NOW HE HITS MYLES WITH A RIGHT HAND! Chris Elite slowly pulling Myles back up before hitting him with another forearm, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE SENDS MYLES- WAIT! WAIT NO!
(*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*)
Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST TURNED AROUND AND TOSSED CHRIS ELITE OVER THE TOP ROPE, CAUSING HIM TO BE SENT IN BETWEEN THE ROPES AND THE ELECTRIC CAGE!! CHRIS ELITE IS BEING ELECTROCUTED BY BOTH THE ROPES AND THE CAGE, AND NOW MYLES LOOKS TO MAKE IT WORSE AS HE PRESSES HIS BOOT ACROSS CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD, FORCING CHRIS INTO THE CAGE EVEN MORE!
Persephone: FINALLY!!! THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! ACTUAL CARNAGE AND VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTION AND BLOOD AND GORE AND DEATH AND-
James Peters: We get it :whoa:, Chris is in a lot of trouble as Myles forces him to endure the electric cage!
Persephone: Good! For some reason Myles actually let go of Chris, but I don’t think that means much now. Dude was just burnt to a crisp! :mjlol:
James Peters: Myles backs away from Chris Elite before pulling him by his arm under the bottom rope and back into the ring, and now Myles goes for the cover, knowing that the match very well may be over just from that alone!
OOOOOOONNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON BREAKS UP THE PIN!!! RYAN WILSON MANAGED TO PUSH HIMSELF INTO MYLES, JUST BARELY KNOCKING HIM OFF OF CHRIS ELITE AND KEEPING THE MATCH ALIVE! THIS HAS BEEN A FANTASTIC MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT WON’T BE ENDING JUST YET!
Rich Russillo: Myles is exhausted, but he doesn’t look happy whatsoever! None of these men are on their feet yet, and from that alone you can tell just how much of a toll this match has taken on these three! This has been so brutal, and the way it’s going, I don’t think that’s going to stop! Chris Elite was electrocuted very badly after Myles pressed his foot against him and forced him into the cage, and that might have taken Chris out of this one! Myles slowly pulling himself back up, and despite Ryan saving the match, we might already be done here!
James Peters: Myles is already back up before Ryan could find his own way back up, AND NOW MYLES LIFTS RYAN WILSON UP, BEFORE SETTING RYAN UP FOR DE FACTO!!! MYLES LIFTS RYAN UP TO DELIVER THE FINISHING MANEUVER!
Rich Russillo: AND IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! RYAN SLIPS DOWN MYLES’ BACK, AND HE PULLS MYLES DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!!! RYAN WILSON IS ROLLING MYLES UP TO STEAL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTT-
Rich Russillo: MYLES KICKS OUT!!! MYLES KICKS OUT AND NOW BOTH MEN STUMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET BEFORE-
James Peters: SSSSPEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON CUTS MYLES IN HALF WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! BOTH MYLES AND RYAN WILSON ARE DOWN ON THE MAT, AS IS CHRIS ELITE AFTER BEING ELECTROCUTED BY THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE, AND NOW JUST LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE! Fatigue is starting to seriously kick in, and now neither Ryan Wilson nor Myles are able to capitalize, instead having to try and recover after the beatings they’ve taken tonight! What an incredible main event match we have going on tonight, this has been such a great way to close Shock Value!
Rich Russillo: It’s not over yet! Ryan Wilson is slowly getting to his knees, and he seems to already realize that there’s no point in pinning Myles after how long it took him to recover! So much time was wasted that he knows Myles would kick out, so instead it looks like Ryan Wilson is looking for another plan of attack! Ryan Wilson slowly pulls Myles up, AND NOW RYAN LIFTS MYLES UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! RYAN WILSON HAS MYLES UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND WHATEVER HE’S THINKING ABOUT HERE CAN’T BE GOOD!
James Peters: MYLES ISN’T ABOUT TO GO OUT WITHOUT FIGHTING THOUGH, AS HE BEGINS DESPERATELY ELBOWING AWAY, CONNECTING WITH SHOTS TO RYAN’S JAW WHICH CAUSE RYAN TO STUMBLE, LOSING HIS BALANCE HOLDING MYLES ON HIS SHOULDERS! MYLES CONTINUES TO ELBOW AWAY, AND NOW RYAN SLOWLY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, UNABLE TO STAND HIS GROUND! MYLES IS ABLE TO MAKE IT BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, AND NOW MYLES STARTS DELIVERING ELBOW AND FOREARM SHOTS ONTO THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON, KEEPING RYAN DOWN! WHAT IS MYLES THINKING ABOUT HERE!?
(Myles looks at the door of the electric steel cage before looking down at Ryan Wilson.)
Rich Russillo: You can’t win this match by escaping the cage, but it looks like Myles might not be worried about that! Instead he just wants to hurt Ryan Wilson, AND NOW MYLES MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THAT AS BE LIFTS RYAN WILSON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! MYLES HAS RYAN WILSON UP, AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE DOOR- OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID MYLES JUST DO!?!?!?
Persephone: :mjlol2: LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO, MYLES JUST POWERBOMBED RYAN WILSON THROUGH THE CAGE DOOR!!! MYLES RAN TOWARDS THE CAGE AND SENT RYAN INTO THE DOOR, BREAKING THE DOOR OFF ITS HINGES!
James Peters: Had this been a normal Steel Cage match, Ryan Wilson would be the EAW World Champion right now! This is High Voltage though, meaning that all Ryan Wilson gained was a world of pain after being powerbombed into that door, being shocked on his way out of the ring completely! The crowd is on their feet, shocked after watching Ryan’s body be used to break open the cage door, but I think the crowd seems to be enjoying this! They love what they’re seeing, and I can’t exactly blame them! That’s now what I expected heading into this match, but these two are clearly willing to do whatever it takes to pick up the victory!
(Myles is about to set his sights on Chris Elite to put the match away, but just as he is about to grab Chris, he notices that Ryan Wilson is somehow stirring.)
Persephone: Why the hell won’t he just die already? Seriously, the guy is barely even able to breath and he’s somehow trying to pull himself back up.
Rich Russillo: Well, trying and being successful are two different things, and unfortunately Ryan Wilson hasn’t accomplished the latter! Myles lets go of Chris and carefully manages to step through the ropes, avoiding as much of the electricity as he can! Myles carefully makes his way down the steps as Ryan Wilson gasps for air, trying to grab onto the barricade to pull himself up-
James Peters: AND RYAN EATS A BOOT TO THE FACE THANKS TO MYLES! Myles wiping out Ryan Wilson right now, and this is exactly why this man is the EAW World Champion! He’s more than capable inside of the ring, and he can easily be one of the most brutal competitors on the entire roster! Myles now pulling Ryan Wilson up-
Rich Russillo: AND RYAN WILSON SOMEHOW FINDS THE STRENGTH TO LIFT MYLES UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION, DROPPING HIM STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE! RYAN WILSON COLLAPSES AFTER USING ALL THE ENERGY HE HAD LEFT IN HIM, BUT MYLES HAS TO BE OUT OF IT TOO! MYLES SLOWLY DROPS OFF OF THE BARRICADE, AND JUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS! ONCE AGAIN NEITHER MAN IS ON THEIR FEET, ONLY THIS TIME WE CAN’T EVEN SAY THAT THEY’RE ALL INSIDE OF THE RING! This match has been so surprising, all because these three seem to be throwing away their own well being, all so they could leave Shock Value as the EAW Champion!
Persephone: The cage door being broken open has probably been my favorite part of this. Well.. That and Chris being fried right in front of us.
James Peters: Ryan Wilson grabs onto the barricade, and it looks like he’s finally able to pull himself back up to his feet! Usually on Voltage you’d see tons of blood, and cuts covering all of the competitors, but that’s not the case right now. Instead their skin is being burned as they’re forced to be shocked and electrocuted every single time they touch either the ropes, or even worse, the cage!
Rich Russillo: I think Ryan Wilson’s realized that! Ryan’s grabbing Myles and pulling him up while approaching the cage, AND NOW- OH MY GOD!!!!
(*BUZZZZZ!! BUZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZ!*)
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON SLAMS MYLES’ HEAD INTO THE CAGE! RYAN SMASHES MYLES’ HEAD INTO THE CAGE REPEATEDLY, AND THE THOUSANDS OF VOLTS RUNNING THROUGH THE CAGE DON’T JUST APPLY TO THE INSIDE OF IT, MYLES IS STILL GETTING ELECTROCUTED RIGHT NOW! RYAN WILSON NOW BEGINNING TO GRIND MYLES’ FACE ACROSS THE ELECTRIC CAGE! MYLES IS ALREADY OUT, BUT RYAN WILSON HASN’T STOPPED GRINDING MYLES’ HEAD INTO THE CAGE, AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT THIS!
Persephone: One of the ways to win High Voltage is death. Let him continue 🤷♀️.
James Peters: Ryan Wilson finally lets go of Myles, and just think about all of this from Ryan’s perspective, here! Ryan Wilson won the FIRST of the unique opportunity briefcases at King of Elite to earn this opportunity, and since then he’s been disrespected nonstop, and had Chris Elite enter the match using his Gawd Contract. I’m sure Ryan Wilson has entered this match with something to prove and more importantly a goal in mind, and I don’t think he plans to let anything stop him!
Rich Russillo: Well, Myles genuinely doesn’t look like he’s alive after what he went through. He might end up being taken out of this match if Ryan can bring him into the ring, and while this isn’t an elimination match, seeing as this is a triple threat Myles’ removal would turn this into a one on one match where we’re guaranteed a new EAW World Champion! We might just see this match become a singles match after all the work Myles did to try and keep his title tonight!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson is slowly dragging Myles towards the door so he could bring him back into the ring, and from there a decision could be made! While I don’t think Myles is legitimately dead after all he’s been through in this company, he very well might be out of this match, and in just the right condition for Ryan Wilson to pin him and win the entire match! Either way things are looking perfect for Ryan Wilson, as he-
Rich Russillo: WHAT!?!?
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!!!
Rich Russillo: TOPE CON HILO BY CHRIS ELITE!!!!!
James Peters: SOMEHOW CHRIS ELITE JUST BARELY DOVE OVER THE ROPES, FLYING RIGHT INTO RYAN WILSON AND TAKING HIM OUT!!!
Rich Russillo: HOW DID HE DO IT!?!? Chris Elite is lucky to not have suffered the exact same fate Myles was about to! Chris Elite was burnt badly and left in horrible condition after being trapped between the ropes and cage by Myles, but it’s a good thing Chris was able to power through and survive all of it, because now he was able to keep this triple threat alive after taking Ryan Wilson out!
James Peters: All three men are down outside of the ring right now, and I don’t even know what to think! I never expected to see this High Voltage match go outside of the electric steel cage, and yet here we are! Chris Elite is still only barely finding his way back up after still suffering the effects of the steel cage, and yet he’s somehow the best off right now! He’s still somehow the only man capable of making it back to his feet after what we saw tonight, and I don’t think it gets more surprising than that!
Persephone: It doesn’t. Somehow nobody has died. That’s not a good thing.
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is back up, and now he grabs Ryan Wilson, BEFORE RUNNING AND SENDING RYAN CRASHING OVER INTO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA! Chris Elite looking to remove Ryan Wilson from this match one way or another! Chris Elite now pulling Ryan Wilson up, AND NOW RYAN WILSON GRABS THE RING BELL BEFORE SWINGING IT AT CHRIS-
James Peters: AND MISSING! CHRIS ELITE DUCKED UNDER RYAN, AND NOW CHRIS LANDS A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE JAW, KNOCKING THE RING BELL OUT OF RYAN’S HAND! Ryan now stumbling back as Chris tries to grab him-
Rich Russillo: AND RYAN WILSON GRABS A MICROPHONE BEFORE SLAMMING IT IN CHRIS ELITE’S FACE, DROPPING HIM TO THE GROUND! Ryan Wilson now taking a steel chair as he leaves the timekeepers area, and you can just see Ryan limping, barely even able to move after what he’s been through tonight! Chris Elite is slowly finding his way back to his feet, BUT RYAN SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER CHRIS’ HEAD!!
James Peters: ALMOST!! CHRIS ELITE JUST BARELY GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AS RYAN COULDN’T SWING THAT CHAIR AS FAST AS HE USUALLY WOULD THANKS TO FATIGUE! Chris Elite grabs onto the barricade and quickly pulls himself back to his feet, AND NOW HE KICKS RYAN IN THE MIDSECTION! Chris Elite now grabbing Ryan by the back and his neck, AND CHRIS SENDS RYAN HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Rich Russillo: Chris sent Ryan right into the corner of the steps, and now Ryan falls down into a seated position against the steps, holding his head as it looks like it might’ve been busted open!
Persephone: About time we saw some blood.
James Peters: WAIT, IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS WASN’T FINISHED THERE EITHER! “HAWK EM”, THE DOUBLE KNEES CONNECTS AND SENDS RYAN HEAD FIRST RIGHT BACK INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! CHRIS ELITE ROLLS OFF OF RYAN WILSON, MEANWHILE RYAN WILSON JUST FALLS TO HIS SIDE, BLOOD NOW STARTING TO POUR DOWN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS WELL!!! THIS HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE TURN OF EVENTS FOR RYAN WILSON, WHO’S NOW LIFELESS, LAID OUT RIGHT NEXT TO THE RING!
Persephone: Finally! This is what I’ve been waiting for! Actually kill each other, that way I never have to see any of you again and instead I can get REAL talent back, like Rexy! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is sending Ryan Wilson back into the ring, and as the referee checks on Ryan it somehow looks like Ryan is able to continue in this match after what he’s been through, which means that Chris might just be able to put this one away as he makes his way back in-
(*BUZZ!*)
James Peters: MYLES JUST PULLED CHRIS ELITE AND THREW HIM INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!!! MYLES STOPPED CHRIS ELITE FROM ENTERING THE RING, AND INSTEAD SENT CHRIS CRASHING BACK INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, THIS TIME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF IT!
Rich Russillo: Myles nearly collapsed himself after tossing Chris into the cage, that’s how little he has left in him after the way this match has progressed! Nonetheless, Myles is grabbing Chris, and I think he’s looking to ensure that Chris is no longer a threat in this match! Myles drags Chris Elite over to the broken door laid out on the side of the steel steps, and now I’m not too sure what Myles has planned, but it can’t be anything good!
Persephone: Orr.. It could be something great! You know, like maybe dropping Chris on his shiny head and splitting it open!
James Peters: Myles lifts Chris Elite up, AND I THINK MYLES IS SETTING UP FOR THE WRATH OF PANDORA ONTO THE CAGE DOOR, AND WHILE THERE’S NO LONGER ELECTRICITY RUNNING THROUGH IT AS IT’S NOT CONNECTED TO THE REST OF THE CAGE, THIS WOULD HURT EXTREMELY BADLY!
Rich Russillo: IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS WON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT THOUGH, AS HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF MYLES’ GRASP BEFORE SENDING MYLES OVER THE BARRICADE! CHRIS ELITE STUMBLES AND SITS ON THE STEPS, WATCHING AS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IS SENT OVER THE BARRICADE!
James Peters: Chris Elite is contemplating whether or not he should enter the ring or make sure Myles is actually down for the count, and I don’t completely blame him! This match has been so unpredictable, and at this point legitimately anything can happen! It looks like Chris Elite understands that and is going after the steel chair to prepare himself, especially knowing that he’s still suffering from being thrown into the cage! Chris Elite now approaching the barricade where Myles was thrown over-
Rich Russillo: AND INSTEAD OF GETTING ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GRAB CHRIS BY THE HEAD, SLAMMING HIS FACE DOWN ONTO THE BARRICADE! Chris Elite now stumbling back, AND NOW MYLES JUMPS ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE, DIVING OFF OF IT AND DELIVERING A METEORA!!! I didn’t expect to see many diving moves in this match, especially from Myles!
Persephone: Well Myles is finally crawling back into the ring, and I guess this is the part where he finally wraps things up. Myles managed to crawl under the bottom rope to make it back inside of the ring, and now unfortunately I think we’re about to end this, and nobody even died-
James Peters: SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!
Persephone: :comeagain:
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON JUST HIT MYLES WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH AS SOON AS MYLES GOT BACK TO HIS FEET!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG RYAN HAD THAT IN HIM, BUT HE’S NOT FINISHED YET!! RYAN WILSON IS LOOKING TO BECOME EAW WORLD CHAMPION NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES AND NO MATTER HOW HARD HE HAS TO PUSH HIMSELF, AND IN THE END I THINK ALL OF HIS HARD WORK IS ABOUT TO PAY OFF, MYLES HAS NO FIGHT LEFT IN HIM!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON SETS MYLES UP, AND THERE IT IS!!! THE MIC DROP CONNECTS!!!! RYAN WILSON JUST HIT MYLES WITH THE MIC DROP, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER, WITH CHRIS ELITE IN NOWHERE NEAR GOOD ENOUGH CONDITION TO BREAK UP THE PIN IN TIME!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHATTTTT!?!?!? NO WAY, NO WAY! HOW!? HOW ARE WE NOT RINGING THE BELL, HOW ARE WE STILL HERE WATCHING THIS MATCH!?!?!? MYLES JUST.. HE JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!!! MYLES SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP AS CLOSE AS THE REFEREE COULD POSSIBLY GET TO A THREE COUNT, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON AFTER ALL!!!
James Peters: …Wow. Where should I even start? To say Ryan Wilson is upset would be an understatement. No matter how you feel about him, that man fought so hard to make it to this point, and he was so close to having it all pay off, but somehow Myles was able to get the shoulder up, keeping his Championship reign going even if it’s just for a few more moments! I feel like I find myself either saying or hearing this at every single free-per-view at this point, but Myles might just be one of the most resilient Elitists in the company today.
Persephone: Yeah yeah, who cares? The match continuing means these three can keep hurting one another, and more blood can be spilled!
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson just sits up, and I think he’s just in disbelief! He wasn’t going to have an easy time getting up no matter what with his blood loss and all the burns from the electric cage, but Ryan doesn’t really look hurt, or exhausted right now, he just looks stunned! That was one of the best moves in his arsenal, and it was not enough! Ryan needs to find another way to close this one out!
James Peters: I THINK HE’S FOUND IT!!! RYAN WILSON QUICKLY GRABS MYLES BY THE LEGS, AND HE PUTS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IN A SHARPSHOOTER! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVES IN RYAN’S ARSENAL AND HIS MAIN SUBMISSION MANEUVER, AND THIS LATE INTO THE MATCH I’M NOT TOO SURE WHAT MYLES CAN REALLY DO BESIDES TAP OUT! THE ROPES ARE BASICALLY USELESS AND WILL ONLY HURT HIM MORE! HE HAS TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS, AND I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN DO THAT ANYMORE, NOT AFTER WHAT WE SAW FROM RYAN WILSON!
Rich Russillo: Let’s face it, Myles doesn’t have a lot of time left! Myles is only barely conscious, doing what he can to try and escape the submission, but he’s just too exhausted, too tired, too injured, you name it! Myles doesn’t have anything left to escape, and if he’s not going to tap out, then you can pretty much guarantee that he’s going to pass out! Either way, this match is about to end and I don’t think we really have a choice right now but to accept that!
James Peters: Myles is getting weaker and weaker, and at this point I think it’s only a matter of seconds before the referee is forced to call for the bell! Myles is reaching out, almost like he’s hoping there’ll be something there to help free him from the submission, but I think this is it! There’s just no way-
(*CRASH!*)
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE JUST THREW THE CHAIR THAT WAS LEFT AT RINGSIDE AT RYAN WILSON’S HEAD! RYAN WILSON WAS JUST HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, AND THAT KNOCKS RYAN OFF OF MYLES!!! CHRIS ELITE JUST SAVED THE MATCH, NOT FOR MYLES, BUT FOR HIMSELF AND HIS GOAL OF ENDING HIS NIGHT AS A DOUBLE CHAMPION AND TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!!
Persephone: I’m kinda surprised Chris actually saved the match right there. Last time he was in a triple threat he sucked and lost, so good for him.
James Peters: Chris Elite crawls into the ring, AND NOW HE PULLS RYAN WILSON UP, SETTING UP FOR THE “FACE VALUE” HAMMERLOCK DDT- BUT RYAN WILSON STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT CHRIS ELITE’S MIDSECTION, FREEING HIMSELF FROM CHRIS’ GRASP! Chris Elite finally lets go of Ryan, AND NOW RYAN PUSHES CHRIS ELITE RIGHT INTO THE ROPES, SHOCKING CHRIS AND ALLOWING RYAN TO SET UP FOR ANOTHER LE BOMBE BLEU!
Rich Russillo: NO! RYAN WILSON LIFTED CHRIS UP FOR THE MOVE, BUT CHRIS HIT RYAN WITH AN ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD WHERE RYAN WAS INITIALLY BUSTED OPEN! Ryan immediately drops Chris, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE LOOKS FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!
James Peters: NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! RYAN DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING THAT CHAIR, AND NOW RYAN, tosses the chair to Chris :comeagain:? Chris Elite just caught the chair Ryan threw to him- BUT RYAN KICKS THE CHAIR INTO CHRIS ELITE’S FACE! I didn’t know what Ryan was thinking about for a second, but he removed all my doubts there!
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson now grabs Chris Elite, AND RYAN SLAMS CHRIS’ HEAD INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!!
(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)
Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO! CHRIS WAS STILL SHOCKED, BUT CHRIS MANAGED TO ONCE AGAIN PUT HIS ARMS OUT IN FRONT OF HIM TO PROTECT HIS FACE FROM BEING SLAMMED INTO THE CAGE! CHRIS KICKS RYAN IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE STUMBLING BACK, AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF CHRIS ELITE COULD ACTUALLY FEEL HIS ARMS AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH! CHRIS ELITE SLOWLY PULLS RYAN INTO A FRONT FACELOCK, AND HE DELIVERS A DDT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!
James Peters: Chris Elite is down on the ground, holding his arms close to him as he’s still in a lot of pain, meanwhile Myles is slowly coming to his senses! All three men in this match have been through a lot, and for two of them it might not even be worth it! Both Myles and Chris Elite are slowly making it to their feet, AND NOW MYLES CHARGES TOWARDS ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE ANTICIPATED IT THOUGH, AS HE MANAGES TO GRAB THE STEEL CHAIR AND HIT MYLES IN THE HEAD WITH IT! MYLES IMMEDIATELY DROPS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! A steel chair is one of the less exciting weapons you’d see on Voltage, but it can clearly do all the damage it needs to, and we’re seeing that right now!
(Chris Elite sets up the chair in the middle of the ring.)
Persephone: Okay.. For some reason Chris set the chair up, and this better be something good.
James Peters: Chris Elite is pulling Myles back up, AND NOW CHRIS IS TRYING TO LIFT MYLES UP, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX ONTO THE TOP RAIL OF THE STEEL CHAIR- BUT MYLES MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET USING HIS WEIGHT! CHRIS ELITE WITH A PUNCH TO THE STOMACH, TRYING TO WEAR MYLES DOWN SO HE COULD DELIVER THIS SUPLEX, BUT-
Rich Russillo: MYLES LIFTS CHRIS ELITE UP, AND HE DELIVERS AN X-PLEX ONTO THE TOP RAIL OF THE STEEL CHAIR!!! CHRIS ELITE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT, AND MYLES DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER ON CHRIS ELITE!!!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! For a second there I thought that X-plex would have seriously injured Chris, there was a major chance Chris could have suffered a broken spine, became paralyzed, who knows what? In the end though, Chris Elite managed to stay in this match!
James Peters: Myles slowly uses the chair to pull himself back up to his feet, and now he’s left with a difficult choice, because these three have thrown basically everything at each other, and somehow none of it was enough to end this match! Myles is looking at the turnbuckles, and I think he’s come up with an idea, one that can’t be good for Chris Elite, who’s grabbing onto the chair to try and get up!
Rich Russillo: Myles just walked over to the corner of the ring, and Myles just removed the padding from the top turnbuckle! Myles now dragging Chris Elite over to the corner, AND MYLES BEGINS TO BASH CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! MYLES IS REPEATEDLY SLAMMING CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL, AND THERE’S NO WAY FOR CHRIS TO PROTECT HIMSELF AS THE ROPES WILL SHOCK HIM, AND THE STEEL CAGE WILL DO EVEN WORSE DAMAGE! FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, CHRIS JUST HAS TO TAKE THIS!
Persephone: :mjlol: His little egg head is gonna crack open.
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE FINALLY MANAGES TO LAND A BACK ELBOW, AND BOTH MEN GO DOWN AS BLOOD STARTS POURING FROM CHRIS ELITE’S FOREHEAD!
Rich Russillo: Myles slowly makes it back up, AND HE HITS CHRIS ELITE WITH AN ELBOW IN RETURN! Both Myles and Chris slowly start to stumble back up to their feet, making it back to a knee, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE HITS MYLES WITH A RIGHT HAND! NOW IT’S MYLES HITTING CHRIS ELITE WITH AN ELBOW! NOW CHRIS ELITE! NOW MYLES! NOW CHRIS ELITE- NO! MYLES STARTS TO GET THE BETTER OF CHRIS ELITE AS MYLES BEGINS TO DELIVER EVEN MORE ELBOW SMASHES TO THE JAW OF CHRIS!
James Peters: MYLES WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW MYLES POPS CHRIS ELITE UP FOR VICTORIA- BUT CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OVER MYLES! MYLES ANTICIPATED IT AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK FIST THOUGH, AND NOW MYLES GRABS CHRIS BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP FOR PERHAPS A SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: NO! CHRIS ELITE SLIPS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE CONNECTS WITH A NECKBREAKER! Chris Elite now slowly making his way towards the steel chair, and I think Chris Elite is the one with an idea now!
(Chris Elite grabs the steel chair and puts it around Myles’ neck.)
Rich Russillo: Oh no.. Chris Elite set the chair up around Myles’ neck!
James Peters: WAIT, MYLES IS TRYING TO FIGHT CHRIS OFF OF HIM! MYLES WITH A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION OF CHRIS, AND RIGHT NOW MYLES HAS TO BE MORE DESPERATE THAN EVER, BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL KNOW CHRIS HAS SOMETHING AWFUL PLANNED FOR HIM! MYLES BEGINS PUNCHING AND ELBOWING AWAY AS MUCH AS HE CAN, AND NOW MYLES GOES FOR A JUMPING KNEE TO CHRIS ELITE!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T CONNECT THOUGH! CHRIS ELITE GOT OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE THROWS MYLES INTO THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE!!
(*BUZZZZZZZZZ!*)
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE JUST THREW MYLES INTO THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND HIS THROAT, BUT CHRIS DOESN’T LET MYLES DROP TO THE MAT! CHRIS ELITE HOLDS ONTO MYLES, AND NOW CHRIS REPEATEDLY BEGINS TO SLAM MYLES INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, CONSTANTLY ELECTROCUTING HIM ALL WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR AROUND HIS THROAT!
(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)
(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)
Rich Russillo: MYLES TRIES TO THROW AN ELBOW AT CHRIS ELITE TO KNOCK CHRIS OFF OF HIM, BUT AS CHRIS CONTINUES TO SLAM MYLES INTO THE CAGE, MYLES CONTINUES TO GROW WEAKER AND WEAKER, TO THE POINT WHERE HE’S NOT ABLE TO FIGHT AT ALL! CHRIS ELITE HAS INCAPACITATED MYLES, AND I CAN’T SAY I EXPECTED ANY OF THIS WHEN THE HIGH VOLTAGE STIPULATION WAS ANNOUNCED!
(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)
(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)
James Peters: NOW IT’S MYLES THAT’S DEFENSELESS AS CHRIS ELITE CONTINUES TO BASH THE CHAIR INTO THE STEEL CAGE, CONSTANTLY DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO MYLES’ THROAT ALL WHILE HE’S BEING ELECTROCUTED! THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL USES OF THE ELECTRIC CAGE I HAVE SEEN!
(*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*)
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE FINALLY LETS GO OF MYLES AFTER ALL OF THAT, AND MYLES JUST COLLAPSES ONTO THE MAT! MYLES IS OUT COLD, UNCONSCIOUS AND LUCKY TO EVEN BE BREATHING AT THIS POINT, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER! CHRIS ELITE IS ABOUT TO WIN HIS SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
James Peters: NO WAY!!! NOT NOW!!! RYAN WILSON PULLS CHRIS ELITE OFF OF MYLES!!! RYAN WILSON JUST SAVED THE MATCH ONCE AGAIN BY PULLING CHRIS ELITE OFF OF MYLES AND STOPPING THE PIN!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite can’t believe it, he thought that was it! There’s just no way Myles would have been able to kick out after what just happened! Myles is out cold, and he might be out of this match permanently, and unfortunately Chris Elite wasn’t able to capitalize how he wanted to all thanks to Ryan Wilson for breaking up the pin! I didn’t even know Ryan would be able to open his eyes for the rest of the night after that DDT onto the steel chair! Thanks to Ryan Wilson, this match is still on!
Persephone: I’m not used to seeing Ryan Wilson actually do something worthwhile. I’m not exactly impressed since Rexy would’ve broken up the pin better, but I guess the loser isn’t doing as bad as I thought he would in a World title match.
James Peters: “The loser” has a name, but I will say Ryan has been doing a phenomenal job tonight. We all know how much he wants the EAW Championship, and he’s more than proven that he’s capable of winning it! The match isn’t over yet though, so this is still anybody’s match. Or at least, anybody’s except Myles! Myles apparently still has a pulse, but that’s honestly the only thing stopping him from being dragged out of the ring and taken out of this match, because I genuinely don’t think he can continue. Right now this is a fight between Chris Elite and Ryan Wilson to see who can become the new EAW Champion, and if one of these two can take the other out, they can easily just pin Myles and pick up the victory! There’s no way Myles can kick out at this point!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite isn’t happy in the slightest to see Ryan Wilson after being pulled off of the pin! Chris Elite and Ryan Wilson are slowly scrambling, trying to get back up first, AND CHRIS ELITE HITS RYAN WILSON WITH AN ELBOW SHOT, DROPPING RYAN BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Ryan doesn’t stay down for long though, AND AS HE SITS BACK UP HE HITS CHRIS ELITE WITH A RIGHT HAND, AND THIS TIME IT’S CHRIS THAT GOES DOWN! These two aren’t even able to make it back to their feet, and are still beating the hell out of one another, pummeling each other with punches and elbows and forearms!
James Peters: Chris Elite pulls the steel chair off of Myles’ head, AND HE THROWS IT AT RYAN WILSON! The chair is still hot, so that was a really smart move by Chris! Ryan Wilson managed to stop the chair from hitting his head though- BUT THAT DISTRACTION ALLOWS CHRIS TO GET BACK UP AND LAND A KNEE DROP, RIGHT ON RYAN WILSON’S HEAD WHICH IS ALREADY COVERED IN BLOOD! Ryan Wilson getting to his knees as he covers his head in pain, and now Chris Elite looks to capitalize!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE TRIES TO LIFT RYAN WILSON UP, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR THE FUSION DANCE, BUT RYAN MANAGES TO LIFT HIS ARM UP AND PULL CHRIS ELITE TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE! RYAN WILSON NOW LOOKING FOR A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BUT CHRIS ELITE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING RYAN TO JUMP RIGHT ONTO THE MAT! Chris Elite now backing up as he waits for Ryan to get to a knee, AND NOW CHRIS ELITE RUNS IN, LOOKING FOR THE AXE KICK! DREAMING!!!
James Peters: NO! RYAN WILSON AVOIDS THE ACE KICK, AND NOW THERE’S A SUPERKICK BY RYAN WILSON, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY A HIGH KNEE!!! CHRIS ELITE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND RYAN WILSON TAKES HIM DOWN, NEARLY TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!!! Ryan now grabbing Chris Elite in a front facelock, slowly pulling Chris back up as he prepares to finish off the Four Hit Combo! At this point in the match, this could be just enough to win Ryan Wilson the EAW World Championship! RYAN WILSON LIFTS CHRIS ELITE UP, AND HE GOES FOR THE SUPLEX DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!
Rich Russillo: AND IT CONNECTS!!! THE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS, AND RYAN WILSON JUST PULLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF CHRIS ELITE FOR THE COVER WITHOUT HESITATION! RYAN WILSON JUST WON THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, AND THE CHAMPION HIMSELF WON’T EVEN BE INVOLVED!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT!!! CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE, HOW IS HE STILL GOING!?!? THIS MATCH IS SOMEHOW STILL ON, AFTER CHRIS ELITE SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO KICK OUT DESPITE GETTING HIT WITH THAT DEVASTATING FOUR HIT COMBO!! I can’t believe that this match is still on, what a main event for Shock Value!
Persephone: I guess I should take back everything I said about Ryan actually managing to do something worthwhile, huh. Chris Elite can barely even walk and he’s still kicking out of Ryan’s moves. This guy stinks.
James Peters: I don’t think you should blame Ryan for that. All three men in this match have shown an incredible amount of resilience, and the fact that they’re still fighting is incredible! Even Myles, who really should have been taken out of this match after being sent into the electric cage with the chair around his neck, is somehow starting to show signs of life!
Persephone: What do you mean he should’ve been taken out?? He’s not dead! Nobody watches Voltage events because they care about anyone’s well being, we watch them because we want to see people die and there’s a chance Rexy will come back!
James Peters: Well, it looks like neither Chris Elite nor Ryan Wilson are dead either. Ryan Wilson is getting back up, and thanks to the time it took him to recover, Chris Elite is slowly making it back up to his knees, AND NOW RYAN WILSON BEGINS TO ATTACK, AS HE PUNCHES AND ELBOWS AWAY AT CHRIS ELITE!
Rich Russillo: I’m sure Ryan still has some pent up anger after Chris Elite made this a triple threat match, and truthfully, I don’t entirely blame him! Just think about what we saw earlier, Ryan Wilson had nearly defeated Myles with that sharpshooter, but it was Chris Elite that broke it up! It was Chris Elite that stopped Ryan from winning the title, and now it’s Chris Elite in Ryan Wilson’s way once again! Ryan Wilson isn’t happy, and there’s just no way anybody could blame him for any of that! Ryan Wilson now pulling Chris Elite up, and I think we all know what he’s aiming for now!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON TRIES TO SLAM CHRIS ELITE INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, BUT CHRIS ELITE GRABS ONTO THE ROPES BEFORE HITTING RYAN WITH AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION! CHRIS SHOCKED HIS ARMS TOUCHING THOSE ROPES, BUT THAT ELBOW BOUGHT HIM ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER AND TRY TO SHAKE OFF THE PAIN! Chris Elite now grabbing Ryan Wilson, AND NOW CHRIS TRIES TO SLAM RYAN’S HEAD INTO THE CAGE, BUT RYAN PUSHES HIMSELF AWAY USING HIS BOOT, BEFORE TURNING AND PUNCHING CHRIS RIGHT IN THE JAW!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON NOW LOOKING FOR A LARIAT ON CHRIS ELITE, BUT CHRIS ELITE DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE KICKING RYAN IN THE STOMACH! CHRIS ELITE NOW GRABBING RYAN AND POSSIBLY SETTING UP FOR A “BROOKLYN HIGH”, BUT RYAN ELBOWS CHRIS AND AVOIDS THE ATTEMPT AT A SPANISH FLY! RYAN WILSON NOW LIFTS CHRIS UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND I THINK RYAN WILSON IS ABOUT TO TRY AND THROW CHRIS ELITE INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE! WITH THE STATE THESE COMPETITORS ARE IN, THAT WOULD END THIS MATCH! THERE’S JUST NO WAY BOTH CHRIS ELITE AND MYLES WOULD BE ABLE TO SURVIVE AND STOP RYAN FROM WINNING!
Persephone: I knew Myles and Chris Elite were bad at their jobs, but I didn’t know they were *that* bad. :yikes:
James Peters: RYAN WILSON GETS READY TO SEND CHRIS ELITE INTO THE CAGE- BUT CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF RYAN’S GRASP AFTER A HARD HITTING ELBOW SHOT! CHRIS ELITE NOW PUSHING RYAN WILSON INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, AND THERE IT IS!!!
(*BUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!*)
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE BEGINS TO GRIND RYAN WILSON’S FACE ACROSS THE ELECTRIC CAGE, JUST LIKE RYAN DID TO MYLES OUTSIDE OF THE CAGE EARLIER! CHRIS ELITE FORCES RYAN TO ENDURE THE THOUSANDS OF VOLTS THE ELECTRIC CAGE RELEASES, ALL WHILE THE BLOOD CONTINUES TO POUR OUT OF RYAN’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite finally lets go of Ryan Wilson as Ryan drops to the mat, and now Chris is… Making his way out of the ring?
(Chris Elite slowly gets out of the ring, before walking over to one of the staff members responsible for the electric cage.)
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is talking to one of the staff members in charge of the cage, and.. He just took a pair of rubber gloves from him! Chris Elite just took the pair of rubber gloves from the official, and now he’s putting them on as he makes his way back to the cage, what is Chris thinking about right now!?
(Chris Elite takes a deep breath, and with the gloves on, he begins to climb up the electric cage. The crowd immediately explodes into cheers as Chris Elite makes his way up the cage, cheering louder and louder as Chris slowly makes it all the way to the top.)
James Peters: WHAT IS CHRIS ELITE DOING!? CHRIS ELITE HAS CLIMBED ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP OF THE ELECTRIC CAGE, AND USUALLY THIS ISN’T SOMETHING WE’D SEE, BUT WITH THOSE GLOVES CHRIS WAS ABLE TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THE SHOCKS OF THE CAGE! Chris Elite looks down at Ryan Wilson who hasn’t moved since collapsing thanks to the electric cage, and I think Chris knows who his target is!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE DIVES OFF THE CAGE, AND THERE IT IS!!! AIMIN FOR THE MOON!!!!!! CHRIS ELITE DELIVERS THE SPIRAL TAP ON RYAN WILSON, DIVING OFF OF THE TOP OF THE ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE!!!! CHRIS ELITE THROWS OFF THE GLOVES AND GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT AFTER WHAT WE JUST SAW THERE’S NOT EVEN ANY POINT OF COUNTING, THERE’S NO WAY RYAN WILSON KICKS OUT!!!
OOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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James Peters: WHAT!?!? WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE WAS JUST THROWN HEAD FIRST INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!!!
(After the sparks and smoke clears from the force Chris crashed into the cage at, the camera pans over to Myles, who’s burned and bloody after what Chris Elite did to him earlier. The crowd explodes into cheers after seeing that he’s able to continue.)
Persephone: LMAAOOOOOOOOOO MYLES JUST THREW CHRIS’ BOWLING BALL HEAD INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!!
James Peters: HOW IS MYLES STANDING!?!? HOW THE HELL IS HE BACK IN THIS MATCH AFTER WHAT CHRIS ELITE DID TO HIM!?!? AFTER WHAT WE SAW, MYLES SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR, AND YET SOMEHOW HERE HE IS, STANDING OVER RYAN WILSON AFTER THROWING CHRIS ELITE INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW MYLES PULLS RYAN WILSON UP!! MYLES IS ABOUT TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY AFTER CHRIS ELITE PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
James Peters: DE FACTO!!!! DE FACTO CONNECTS ON RYAN WILSON, AND NOW MYLES DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!!!!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. ANNNDDD STTIILLLLLLLLL THE EAW WORRRLLDDD CHAMPIONNNNNN… MMYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: MYLES RETAINS!! MYLES RETAINS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AFTER THAT MATCH!
Rich Russillo: MYLES STOLE HIS OWN CHAMPIONSHIP, THAT’S WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID! We all saw it, Chris Elite dove onto Ryan Wilson from the top of the cage, and Myles swooped in and stole the victory for himself! That was not how I expected the main event of Shock Value to end, not at all!
Persephone: Well, those idiots shouldn’t have given him time to recover.
James Peters: To be fair, I wasn’t sure myself if Myles would be able to recover. I was certain that Myles was just waiting to be pinned by Ryan or Chris had they managed to take out the other, but in the end it was Myles doing the pinning! It was Myles that found a way to get up at the last second and save his Championship reign!
Rich Russillo: I’d say both Chris Elite and Ryan Wilson must be heartbroken, but they’re both unconscious right now, and we won’t know how they’ll feel until they wake back up. Nonetheless, that was a fantastic match, and one hell of a way to end Shock Value!
James Peters: That’s right. Congratulations Myles!
(‘Enemy Strike’ hits, and as the crowd cheers loudly, Myles slowly finds his way back up to his feet. He winces in pain as he finds his way back to his feet, but officials hand him his EAW Championship as the electric steel cage is raised from the ring. As the crowd continues to cheer, Myles looks down at the title before slowly beginning to raise it.)
James Peters: Well, this was an incredible show, and I don’t know what else could be said other than that. Shock Value was-
(Suddenly, ‘Enemy Strike’ cuts off, causing Myles to look towards the stage in confusion. The crowd quiets down as they’re just as confused.)
Rich Russillo: Um… Why did that happen?
Persephone: Because it’s time for us to leave, duh. Show’s over, let’s hurry and wrap things up-
(Before Persephone can finish, ‘Backseat Freestyle’ by Kendrick Lamar hits, and the crowd becomes even more confused as Myles continues to just stare at the stage. A lot of mumbling can be heard amongst the fans, wondering whose entrance music that is.)
James Peters: What!?!?
Rich Russillo: What’s going on!?
Persephone: :wtf: I want to go home!
(Finally, someone begins walking out, and when they do so, the crowd explodes into cheers.)
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL!? NO WAY!!!!
Rich Russillo: HE’S HERE!? HE’S ACTUALLY HERE!?
Persephone: WHY!?????
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James Peters: IT’S BRIAN DANIELS!!!! BRIAN DANIELS IS BACK WITH EAW, AND HE’S HERE!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHY IS BRIAN DANIELS HERE!?!? HE HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN YEARS, AND I KNOW IT’S EAW 15, BUT NOW!?!? JUST MINUTES AFTER MYLES RETAINED THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!?!?
Persephone: More importantly, NOW, WHEN I WANT TO GO HOME!?!?!?
(Myles just stands there and watches as Brian Daniels makes it to the bottom of the ramp. Brian stares back at Myles with a smirk on his face, and the crowds reaction only grows even louder as Brian makes a Championship motion with his hands around his waist.)
Rich Russillo: No way, is that a challenge!? Is Brian Daniels saying he wants the EAW World Championship!?
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW! I don’t think anyone knows! Brian Daniels just walked out here, and I think it’s safe to say that this is the LAST thing people expected to close out Shock Value!
(Despite the injuries, Myles doesn’t take his eyes off of Brian Daniels. He’s clearly confused, and beyond annoyed dealing with an interruption after going through what he did tonight, but the smirk on Brian Daniels’ face doesn’t go away, not after his first appearance in EAW in such a long time.)
Rich Russillo: I guess we’ll find out what Brian Daniels’ intentions are soon enough, but that’s all for Shock Value, and I gotta say.. After this, I can’t wait for next Sunday night!
James Peters: As always, I’m James Peters, and with me is Rich Russillo and Persephone Tsitsipas. Goodnight everybody! Hopefully, we’ll learn what Brian Daniels is doing here soon enough!
(As Brian Daniels and an injured, bloodied and burnt Myles stare each other down, the crowd continues cheering loudly. It’s hard not to react with a name like Brian Daniels returning to the company during #EAW15, and as the two look towards one another, Shock Value comes to a close.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
