(EAW intro plays.)
(As always, a recap of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty is shown: Soul Food Sunday come out to celebrate Astraea Jordan’s win the previous week, before inviting former EAW Elitist Maxwell out to toy with The Visual Prophet’s opponent at Poor Unfortunate Souls, Limmy Monaghan. Limmy then comes out, not fazed at all before clocking Maxwell and attacking Viz and Astraea. Limmy manages to escape before Viz and Astraea get the better of him, and ultimately gets the upperhand when it’s through. Mirai Natsu wins over PJ Hendrx. Bronson Daniels cuts a promo challenging anyone to a match at Poor Unfortunate Souls before making quick work of Christian Justin Fields. Tyrone Montgomery offers Madison Kaline the Team Captain position for Brand Warfare at Territorial Invasion which Madison accepts. Joso and Ruler win over Shane Gates and Nick Hart. Amir Yusuf and Jay Jerry Johnson get a victory over The Off-Brand Amphetamines, with Amir attacking Jay afterward. SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe cut a promo backstage saying it’s not over between them and Soul Food Sunday, and that they’re out for vengeance. The two of them then get a victory over Robyn Valentine and Caroline, with Caroline attempting to punch Robyn but hitting Milli Banks instead, who knocks her down to the mat. Backstage, Tyrone Montgomery releases Robyn from her EAW contract. The Visual Prophet interferes in the match between Limmy Monaghan and Astraea Jordan, making the bout a no contest while Bulletstorm run out and force Soul Food Sunday to retreat helping Limmy out. Andre Walker is then interrupted by Joso and Ruler who both stake their claims to an unimpressed Andre. Then in the main event, The Visual Prophet gets the victory over Serenity Valdez to end the show and the recap.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opened up to a packed Palazzo Dello Sport, located in Rome, Italy! With the edited version of Denzel Curry’s “P.A.T.” being played into the arena even after following the Friday show’s intro video, a loud and bright fireworks display goes off around the entrance stage to light the momentarily darkened arena! The lighting returns to normal and beams wave over sections of the excited audience before the cameras cut to the commentary table, where Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy are seated!)
Flannery McCoy: Welcome to-
Jake Mercer: WELCOME TO THE BEST SHOW IN ALL OF EAW, FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY :blessed:!! I’m Jake Mercer and seated alongside me is Flannery McCoy; she’s not as good of a commentator as me, but she’s passable so I let her stay around!
Flannery McCoy: :skip:!!!!
Jake Mercer: Tonight you’ll be seeing things like Diamond Dixon coming over to our show so that she can announce what match she’ll be losing to Dynasty’s own Serenity Valdez in when it comes to the Specialists Title! 😤
Flannery McCoy: But that’s not all as we just might get to see who Madison Kaline picks to join her as we continue on our way toward Territorial Invasion, after she was named the Team Captain for the 5-on-5-on-5 Brand Warfare Match for the FPV! She’ll also be in action against the very same man she pinned in a fatal four-way match to have earned the right to challenge Andre Walker at Midsummer Massacre, Amir Yusuf!
Jake Mercer: And we can’t leave out Joso and Ruler teaming up to take on the Off Brand Amphetamines, but CAN Joso and Ruler co-exist?! I know a team who can, and that’s The Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan when those two surely defeat The Ice Aces! Andre Walker will also be taking on SOSA Henderson in the main event tonight, but it’ll be the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Champion opening up the show in a contract signing for the Interwire Title match at what’ll be the BEST Supershow any brand could produce so far this season, Poor Unfortunate Souls! I’d prefer it if it were The Visual Prophet but whatever.
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol:! But yes, there are plenty of exciting things to look forward to tonight, and we haven’t even covered them all here to start the show, so be sure to follow along! But for now, let’s throw things over to our fellow commentator who’ll be hosting the contract signing for the Interwire Title match at Poor Unfortunate Souls, Stew-O!
(The camera cuts to the ring where standing at the far end of a table is Friday Night Dynasty commentator Stew-O, a microphone in hand as he addresses the crowd!)
Stew-O: As you can all see here in front of me is a contract and it is for the Interwire Championship match at Poor Unfortunate Souls where challengers Ruler and Joso will seek to take the Interwire Championship from the reigning Champion, Andre Walker, in a triple threat match!
(The crowd buzzes at the reminder of the anticipated match-up!)
Stew-O: With this match, we’ll be seeing one of the most dominant Champions in EAW history do what he can to keep one of his Championships while having two men who’ve turned themselves into mainstay players pursuing what could be one of the most important victories of their careers! There’s simply no way to understate the importance of what it would mean to be someone who brought an end to the longest reign in the Interwire Title’s history, which was a new record set by Andre just a number of weeks ago! But Andre has shown that he’s got it in him to come out on top, impress and amaze people with what he’s able to accomplish – there’s simply no way to count Andre out of the picture here and there’s surely got to be no doubt that he could keep this incredible reign of his going!
Stew-O: However, Ruler and Joso are looking to show why that shouldn’t be assumed to be a fact. One of them could be going to go down in history with perhaps one of the most important reigns, all eyes on them as they would have to follow Andre’s reign. As I said, there’s nothing about this entire situation that can be downplayed or understated, there’s so much that could be said about just how impactful this match can be – and all three of them are sure to have plenty to say themselves! So, without further ado, let’s bring out one of the challengers now: Ruler!
(‘Prices’ by Lil Uzi Vert begins to play and the crowd lights up into boos as Ruler makes his way out without stopping to acknowledge the audience!)
Jake Mercer: This is the man who could have – and quite honestly, should have – ended Andre’s Interwire Championship reign, but Joso apparently had something in mind to distract him from doing that, which makes no sense at ALL to me because why isn’t all of Dynasty banded together to get these Championships from Andre?! He’s suffocating this entire brand- no, all of EAW!
Flannery McCoy: Regardless of whatever your deal is with Andre, Ruler did in fact look as if he was going to be in a position to capitalize on the moment and possibly take the Interwire Championship from Andre, which would’ve kept Andre from breaking the record previously held by Mister K. It goes without saying that Ruler couldn’t possibly appreciate Joso getting this opportunity alongside him, but Ruler stated earlier at the beginning of the Season that he wanted a match against Joso, and now he’s got the chance to make the biggest statement!
(Ruler enters the ring and sits down on the side of the table where there are two chairs, with microphones provided as well. Ruler focuses on the stage after barely paying attention to Stew-O welcoming him to the ring.)
Stew-O: Next, we have the winner of the New Era Classic: Joso!
(‘Trophies’ by Drake plays into the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd and Joso makes his way out casually, a smirk on his face as he looks down into the ring to find Ruler. Joso mockingly waves in his direction and continues down the aisle toward the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Joso created a significant amount of buzz for himself when he defeated Harley Lewis at Pain for Pride in the finals of the New Era Classic, and came into the Season taking on Andre Walker in a non-title singles match to kick things off! Despite having lost the match, Joso no doubt grabbed the attention of plenty of people; Andre might’ve walked out on these two last week but he’s surely going to have his hands full!
Jake Mercer: Anyone not named Andre Walker in the match at Poor Unfortunate Souls has my vote, absolutely!
Flannery McCoy: Yes, because your opinion is weighing so heavily on the outcome of the match :mjlol:!
Jake Mercer: As it should!
(Joso enters the ring and goes around to the same side as Ruler, pulling the empty chair that remains on that side just a further bit away from Ruler, and Ruler can’t help but shake his head. Joso grabs the second of the two remaining microphones and remains standing while he looks down on Ruler.)
Joso: I can’t be seated so close next to someone like that; the last thing I need is for your losing ways to start rubbing off on me and next thing you know, something crazy happens like me not winning at Poor Unfortunate Souls and we have to put up with you as the Interwire Champion!
(Ruler starts to rise from his seat and Stew-O quickly hurries over to talk him out of going after Joso. Stew-O speaks loud enough for both of them – and the microphones in the ring – to hear his concern that a fight could potentially cause the match to be put off, as evidenced by the rescheduled Universal Women’s Championship match on Showdown tomorrow which was originally set for Midsummer Massacre. The last thing these two need is the chance to miss out on a big opportunity, and it seems they know it with how they both slowly sit back down in the chairs but not without taking their eyes off of each other. Finally, Joso raises his mic to beat Stew-O to the punch.)
Joso: And now let’s get this overrated, overhyped Samoan out here – and bring that Interwire Title I’m gonna be taking from you so I can get a good look at it!
(Joso smirks and Ruler seems amused with Joso’s confidence, and it’s just a few moments later that ‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play! The crowd is loud and thunderous for Andre as he makes his way out, the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and the Interwire Championship over his shoulder. Following just behind him is Albert Hitchman, trailing Andre as he comes down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: Andre-
Jake Mercer: Is destroying the sanctity of EAW! I’ve never seen a company in such disarray because of one man, but this all started when he won at Pain for Pride, cheating Viz out of his main event victory – it has to stop! Ever since he’s been hogging the spotlight, we haven’t had a Universal Women’s Title match on an FPV, other matches have been prevented from being shown on these important shows-
Flannery McCoy: What does Andre being a Champion have to do with… literally any of that? :skip:
Jake Mercer: I don’t know but I will connect the dots on it and you’ll see that I’m right! In the meantime, head over to Buzzfeed to read my article on the five reasons Andre Walker is bad for business and the five ways The Visual Prophet can overcome the Andre Walker hype machine! The fight isn’t over, my brother! ✊
Flannery McCoy: I… can’t wait for Stew-O to get back on commentary after this. But anyway, Andre Walker has spent the entire year making history – winning King of Elite, winning the Pain for Pride main event, becoming a double Champion, setting another new record for a Championship he’s held – and there hasn’t seemed to be anyone who can stop him! Joso and Ruler stepping up to the plate to try to take away even just one of Andre’s titles is going to be a feat, and it just might come down to who wants it more!
(Andre comes up the steps and enters the ring through the ropes, taking the World Heavyweight Championship from around his waist to prop it up on the table alongside the Interwire Title. He sits in the remaining chair that is opposite to the side of where Joso and Ruler are sitting, before picking up his microphone with a long sight, making it clear he’s unenthusiastic about this.)
Andre Walker: “Overrated”, “overhyped” – is this really what we’re doing?
Joso: And if it is?
Andre Walker: Then just give me a pen so I can be on my way. Listening to the two of you go back and forth last week wasn’t worth my time, so I left. If this is what I’m supposed to settle for then I’d much rather just get this done and over with.
Joso: You’re gonna listen to what I have to say-
Andre Walker: No, you’re gonna listen to what I’m saying right now. What I saw last week? What I’m seeing and hearing now? It doesn’t seem like I’m gonna be defending my Interwire Championship against worthy competition and ever since I beat you at the start of the Season, I really haven’t seen you give me a reason why I should be thinking of you any differently when the best you’ve got are cheap insults I’ve been hearing from people almost all year. You’re running around claiming to be the face of a new era but all you’re giving me is the same old crap. You know what I think? Ripping the pages out of other people’s playbooks and trying to make it your own is just you trying to make up for that loss I gave you, because if for whatever reason you win, then you’ll feel vindicated and feel like you’ve got the right to go around saying you were right – not just about Ruler but about me, too.
Andre Walker: That’s not confidence, Joso, it’s just you casting your flimsy words into the universe and hoping to some higher power that everything will turn out okay even if you know there’s an even bigger chance that it won’t, simply because I’m one of your opponents. And Ruler, you think Joso ruined your shot but do you really think in another situation you’re beating me, honestly? Because don’t think I haven’t heard you going on about how I’ve been fortunate to hold what you’re calling “your” title, saying how I “survived” you, and now it’s supposed to be different. It’s funny, really, because if Joso can freely get involved now and the end could still play out the same as it did on Dynasty when I won the match against you, it’d mean your complaints about interference aren’t gonna hold any weight when I win at Poor Unfortunate Souls. Neither one of you is gonna have a leg to stand on when I cut all your arguments down in one match, showing you both that you can make as many contentions as you want but after having dealt with you both, it seems like you’re hardly worth being contenders. Joso with his participation trophy, you with your faltering potential-
Ruler: “Faltering potential”? I’m not so much for excuses, but we really can’t sit here and pretend like Joso’s presence didn’t have something to do with the result of our Interwire Championship match, Andre. You took advantage of the opening for time it gave you and that’s the real reason why you’ve still got the Championship. You can sit over there acting like I’m beneath you but you doubting me, underestimating me, is exactly why Joso felt the need to involve himself in any way possible because I was closing in on a victory and closing in on taking whatever cares people had for him all away. I know I said it last week but it’s just as true now, just like it was true that night of the Championship match on Dynasty, and if you think I’m just going to forget about that just because you want to act like it doesn’t matter, you can guess again. It’s another reason why I’m going to be a whole lot more driven than Joso, a whole lot more driven than you, to get what should be mine and there’ll be no question about it once it’s all said and done.
Ruler: It’s pathetic that it’s even a debate right now because I really thought we’d be above all that when dealing with this match, but I guess when you have to convince me that I’d be doomed to lose regardless, you have to keep selling a narrative. The only problem is that you’re the only one in this ring buying it, Andre. You’ve got to protect your image, you’ve got to keep giving off the impression that you really are nearly untouchable – but I’ve already shown what I can do to remind everyone that you aren’t. People are still so convinced that it’ll be almost impossible, but unlike Joso, I have the experience on my side of knowing that it most certainly isn’t seeing as how I came a whole hell of a lot closer when the pressure was on.
(Ruler stares across the table at an unconvinced Andre Walker, and Joso fakes a yawn.)
Joso: You weren’t even the standout in your first Interwire Championship match against Andre and that’s not going to change with me in the mix. Everyone was talking about me and they definitely weren’t thinking of me winning what you wanted to call a “participation trophy”, Andre. Because even with that, there’s no denying that I’m up next and I’ve done nothing but show that every time I’ve got a big opportunity in front of me. It doesn’t matter that I lost to The Visual Prophet or that I even lost you because I grabbed people’s attention and every performance of mine has just given everyone even more of a reason to believe that I’m the future of this generation – but I’m about to start taking over here in the present. The people are begging for something new and I’m just what’s needed to break the cycle of people just expecting the same result over and over again when it comes to you; I’m gonna be living proof of what it means to not miss because I’ve been knocking it out of the park every time.
Joso: The name Joso is still one that gets everyone interested, I’m who everyone comes to see because they know the sky’s the limit for me, and I’ve got all it’s gonna take for me to prove it’s true. And how I’m gonna do it? By pinning you, Andre, and taking that Interwire Championship.
Ruler: You aren’t going to be able to do that when I’m taking whatever dream you have of proving those people right and ripping it up with every move I make, because while you’re overcompensating for me nearly outdoing you when it came to beating Andre with your so-called promises and boring insults, you’re talking about beating Andre like I might as well not even exist. This isn’t a one-on-one match for you to try to redeem yourself from the singles match against him that you weren’t prepared for or ready to win – it’s a triple threat and I’m a threat to the chance you have of becoming the Interwire Champion, especially when I plan on walking out of Poor Unfortunate Souls with the Championship that I have a claim to.
Joso: Here you go again, but you can only get by on that sob story for so long before people start getting tired – and believe me when I say you’re sitting over there putting me to sleep! I mean, you think I was jealous? Because I wasn’t. All you did was show you couldn’t keep up under the pressure-
Ruler: A real convenient excuse for a guy who knew he wasn’t even about to be a thought in people’s minds once he saw I was moments away from making bigger headlines than he ever had. You didn’t do anything except play into giving people more of a reason to devalue me and I’m getting really sick of it when I’ve proven enough that I can get it done again and again; Poor Unfortunate Souls is where I just finally make it a fact that I am as good as I say I am, and that I’m only getting better. Better than you and I’ll be better than Andre.
(Ruler and Joso begin to argue over each other on the mic about the situation, and Stew-O remains standing at the end of the table shaking his head listening to the contract signing veer off course. Albert and Andre find the sight laughable, however, speaking to one another in a conversation that can’t be heard by anyone else. The arguing between Ruler and Joso is interrupted by Andre soon enough, not looking any more impressed judging from the amused smile on his face.)
Andre Walker: Here you two go again, wasting my time with all that stupid arguing. Didn’t you learn anything from last week? Didn’t you two realize that this isn’t what I’m going to fall into? I mean, c’mon, be serious for once in all of this. Do you hear yourselves? It’s nothing but talk about which one of you came closer to defeating me, but the result, no matter how either of you tries to spin it, is the same: you both lost. It’s as simple as that and while I’d love to say that Poor Unfortunate Souls is where it’ll really be time to put up or shut up, all you two have got me doing right now is wishing you’d do exactly that – shut up. All this bragging about missing the target and for what? The way this is going, I can already tell that one of you is just going to be going on bragging about how you weren’t the one to get pinned like it’s some kinda consolation prize, something to be proud of. Failure is still a failure, but I’m looking forward to teaching you two a lesson in not wasting anyone’s time anymore and what it’s going to mean for you two to learn that lesson in defeat.
(Andre takes up one of the three pens on the table and doesn’t waste any more time in signing his name on the contract, shaking his head as he carelessly drops the pen he just used on the contract. He pushes it over to the space between Joso and Ruler, and Ruler pulls the contract over into his direction before Joso can grab it.)
Ruler: Wasting time, huh? Funny you should say that Andre because that’s what it’s going to seem like Joso allowed you to do with that Interwire Championship since I should’ve already had it; winning it now and officially getting to say it’s mine is just going to be a formality at this rate. All I need is one chance, one opportunity, and that’ll be how I put all this crap to rest about whether I can actually get it done when it matters or not.
(Ruler takes a pen off the table and signs his name on the contract as well, eventually sending the contract over to Joso.)
Joso: I can tell you right now, Ruler, you won’t get it done. But me? Well, that’s gonna be a whole different story. People actually expect me to accomplish something and it’s going to be one of the biggest achievements someone could have all season, which is taking a Championship from Andre Walker – and I’ll be the new Interwire Champion when it’s all said and done.
(Joso takes the third pen and writes his signature large on the page, another arrogant act that gets unimpressed expressions from both men who will be his opponents at Poor Unfortunate Souls.)
Stew-O: Thank you very much, gentlemen! Now, with that out the way and made official, I-
Albert Hitchman: I hope you two know what you just signed yourselves up for.
(Albert’s interruption on the mic he’s requested from Andre gets everyone’s attention and Stew-O appears cautious as hearing from him wasn’t exactly the way things were supposed to go, apparently!)
Albert Hitchman: You might think you both do, you both might think you have the right idea of what it is you want and what you’ll have to do for it, but do you REALLY know? Can either of you say, for a fact, that you know what it’ll take to defeat a man like Andre Walker, a man of his stature, his prominence? Reduce him to being a Disney poster boy all you want, but do you think, Joso, he’d even be considered that if it wasn’t for everything that he accomplished this year and the way he set himself up for being as great as he is? Or Ruler, when you don’t win because Andre proves to you that you still can’t find proper footing, what questions will you be asking yourself rather than being concerned about what everyone is going to say about you?
Albert Hitchman: Like it was said, arguing about who came closer to winning just to somehow negate the fact that you still both lost is nothing but the sound of two losers bragging about being losers, simple as that. Trying to take the Interwire Championship – hell, ANY of Andre’s Championships – is not going to be something that saying you came “close” to doing will hold up, it’s not going to give either of you ground to stand on and it surely isn’t going to get you far. This time around, there’s no room for just getting “close”, there’s no room for “almost” – but perhaps “almost” is all either of you are going to get to say you did, just like you’ve been doing.
(Albert smirks before placing his microphone down on the table. He turns around and leaves the ring while Andre scoffs and does the same. Joso stands up and looks to be close to attacking him, but allows cooler heads to prevail as he simply backs off and begins to instead shout at Andre while he makes his leave proclaiming a statement to be made at his expense. Meanwhile, Ruler is calm and composed, crossing his hands together while still seated at the table, just watching Andre leave while a smirk slowly begins to grow on his face. All while Andre turns around and takes both of his Championships and raises them in the air. This tense scene is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to the first commercial break of the night.)
(A commercial is shown for Poor Unfortunate Souls featuring Andre Walker who defends his Interwire Championship against Ruler and Joso at the event.)
Stephie Love: The following singles contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Rising Your Eyes” by JVictorMusic plays as Jaymes Bray makes his way out on stage. He walks down as the introductions are underway.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making his official EAW debut! From Boston, Massachusetts
… weighing in tonight at 205 pounds, JAAAAAAAAAYYYMEEEEES BRAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: Another new signing for EAW, Jaymes Bray hails from Boston, Massachusetts. Growing up in a violent part of the city, he’s had to adapt to his surroundings in order to survive his harsh upbringing.
Jake Mercer: Jaymes definitely seems like he has gone through a lot, but he’s a pretty private person. We don’t know much about him aside from the fact that his life has never been easy. Still, perhaps the things he’s learned along the way will help him thrive here in EAW. We have no shortage of gritty Elitists willing to do everything they can to get to the top.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt about it. If he can impress tonight and get the win, then it may be a sign to come. It would especially be impressive given that his opponent tonight isn’t one to shy away from violent measures himself.
(“The Dying Song (Time to Sing)” by Slipknot blares through the arena, and the fans are booing. Shane Gates is out on stage with Nick Hart not far from him. Shane has a look of annoyance on his face as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! From Huntington Beach California, weighing in at 213 pounds… SHAAAAAAANNNNNEEE GAAAAAAAAATEEEES!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Shane Gates, who has made some bold claims regarding what he plans on doing with his opponent for tonight.
Jake Mercer: Yeah. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Shane said that he is going to make quick work with Jaymes Bray! It’s clear he sees him as someone that is worthless.
Flannery McCoy: It probably didn’t help but Jaymes didn’t even say anything this past week. Shane is under the impression that he isn’t taking this match seriously enough, and as such, he sees Jaymes as someone he can easily discard.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! This contest is underway and Jaymes gets TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT CAN KNOCK YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF!
Jake Mercer: Guess he was serious about trying to make quick work with Jaymes. Wow. Let’s hope that no one’s head gets actually taken off. For the sake of EAW’s existence…
Flannery McCoy: Jaymes looks absolutely loopy as he’s laid out on the mat! But Shane isn’t going to give him any breathing space! He lifts Jaymes straight up and sends him CRASHING into the mat with a spinebuster! That had to hurt!
Stew-O: No doubt about it. Jaymes is hurting here, but Shane is just stalking around him, eyeing him as if he was his prey! Jaymes is slow to rise, and he turns around – ONLY TO GET KNOCKED OUT WITH THE SUPERKICK! KILL SHOT!
Jake Mercer: Very much a fitting name! Jaymes is out! He could get the pinfall here… but, he doesn’t? What more does Shane have in store?!
Flannery McCoy: He doesn’t want the pin! He wants to make Jaymes submit! He’s got the Sin’s Delight locked in! The straight jacket crossface is in tight! Shane looks like a mad man possessed!
Stew-O: Can Jaymes even tap out? That superkick seemed to have knocked him unconscious! This is bad!
(The referee goes to check in on Jaymes Bray. Sure enough, he was out like a light. The referee raised his arm up, and it fell. Another attempt was made to see if he would wake up, but Jaymes’ arm fell to the mat. The referee immediately calls for the bell!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SHAAAAAAANNNNNEEE GAAAAAAAAATEEEES!!!
(Shane’s theme hits and he stands. He looks down at Jaymes with utter contempt and disgust. Meanwhile, Nick Hart claps and laughs at ringside, clearly enjoying the show.)
Stew-O: Shane made good on his word to make quick work of Jaymes Bray here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Oh, hey, he’s actually moving!
(Jaymes stirs, still in pain. He rolls out of the ring while Shane and Nick make their way back up the ramp. Nick goes for a high-five, but Shane simply looks at his hand before shaking his head and continuing to walk. Nick sighs, but he follows behind.)
Flannery McCoy: Seems to be a bit of tension going on between those two. Nick has tried to make it seem as if they’re a cohesive unit, but Shane seems to look down at his own partner.
Stew-O: He has referred to Nick as the… well, social media you-know-what-wad a few times over the past few weeks. Hopefully though, with this win and momentum being on his side again, he may be willing to work with Nick as an actual team.
Jake Mercer: Shane managed to move on from square one with this singles win tonight, but now we will have to wait and see if he and Nick and do the same as a team and get their wins together rolling.
(A commercial is shown for the next episode of Saturday Night Showdown, with Harper Lee defending her Universal Women’s Championship against Andrea Valentine in the main event!)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to ‘I Am Jesus’ by Infant Sorrow playing while Christian Justin Fields is seen inside the ring getting ready for his match. At ringside, Stephie Love is seen with an EAW-branded microphone in her hand ready to announce said match with a bright smile on her face!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… from London, England… weighing in at 218 pounds… ‘THE CENTER OF ATTENTION’… CHRISTIAN JUSTIN FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar is then heard as the crowd bursts into a mixture of cheers and boos upon seeing PJ Hendrx make his way out from the backstage area. He has an energetic boost to him as he circles around the stage with a smirk on his face, popping the collar of the jacket that he has on. He then looks toward the ring, before then beginning to make his way down the ramp from there.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 195 pounds… ‘PHANTOM’… PJ HENDRX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week, in a turn of events from the previous, PJ lost to Mirai Natsu on Dynasty. He has to be unhappy about that, but now he gets the chance to rebound.
Flannery McCoy: Definitely, and I’m sure he would love to make a huge statement despite not being on the Poor Unfortunate Souls card. So let’s see what he has in store for us here tonight!
Jake Mercer: I think he seems like a pretty neat dude. I’m sure Andre Walker would take a liking to him… streets say he based his style off of PJ’s, don’t know how they figured that one out but I believe it.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung and here we go, the second match of the night is officially underway! PJ Hendrx will be going up against Christian Justin Fields and I feel that this will be a good one. Both these Elitists make their way toward the center of the ring, looking to engage in a lock-up to start this one off. They engage- But before that can happen it’s Christian that connects with a gut kick which sends PJ back momentarily! Easy way to start the match off in your favor as PJ closes back in, only for Christian to begin absolutely unloading on him with repeated forearm strikes to the face! He is not playing around as he manages to send PJ back into his corner with the offense in the early going!
Flannery McCoy: We know Christian hasn’t had the greatest start to his EAW career, and a win against PJ tonight would do him wonders which I’m sure he’s looking to take advantage of tonight. Christian stops his attack for a moment to grab the arm of PJ, sending him toward the opposite corner with an Irish whip before turning in place… RUNNING TOWARD PJ AND GOING FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO HIS HEAD- But PJ manages to move out of the way of that! Christian collides with the corner before stumbling back completely stunned right now, BEFORE PJ TURNS HIM AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE TO HIS JAW TO DROP HIM DOWN!
Jake Mercer: PJ begins to recollect himself and make his way towards the center of the ring, while Christian begins to make his way up to his feet having not taken that much damage so far in this one. He makes his way over to PJ hoping to attack with something, ONLY FOR PJ TO JUMP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST WHICH DROPS HIM AGAIN! PJ then turns around and runs to the ropes now, LAUNCHING HIMSELF OFF OF THEM BEFORE EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!
Stew-O: PJ gets right back up while Christian is left grabbing his gut while he attempts to do so. This match has not gone in his favor so far and if he wants to win this he’s going to have to find a way to turn this one around and fast. PJ grabs Christian by the hair though and pulls him in, BEFORE LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH ‘HURRICANE’! INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO CHRISTIAN JUSTIN FIELDS TO DRIVE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRISTIAN MANAGES TO FLIP OFF OF HIM AND LAND ON HIS FEET! Christian lands on his feet and turns around while PJ is left confused concerning what just happened, ONLY FOR CHRISTIAN TO DROP DOWN AND ROLL HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY PIN! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: PJ KICKS OUT! BUT CHRISTIAN INSTANTLY ROLLS THROUGH BEFORE BRINGING PJ UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! HE’S LOOKING TO TRANSITION AND NAIL HIM WITH THE ‘CENTER DRIVER”! ELECTRIC CHAIR HALF NELSON DRIVER!
Stew-O: BUT PJ COUNTERS AND FLIPS BACKWARD SPIKING CHRISTIAN’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A POISONRANA! Christian is dropped down onto his head but instantly stumbles back up to his feet in confusion having no clue where the hell he is right now!
Flannery McCoy: ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY ‘PIERCE OF AFFLICTION”! SPRINGBOARD SPEAR CONNECTS CUTTING CHRISTIAN JUSTIN FIELDS IN HALF! PJ’S GOT HIM AS HE HOOKS HIS LEGS AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘DNA’ is heard playing up once more while PJ Hendrx pushes himself off of Christian Justin Fields and gets up to a seated position. He looks around, before shrugging his shoulders with a smirk on his face before getting back up to his feet. The referee makes their way over, taking PJ’s arm and raising it in the air while he revels in the satisfaction of victory tonight on Dynasty. He spreads his arms out and trash-talks the camera while continuing his celebration in the ring.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… PJ HENDRX!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Well it’s an easy night for PJ Hendrx and a loss for the three-letter abbreviation gang here on Dynasty. Jay has a match later in the night. Let’s see if he manages to bring it home for the fam. :wow:
Stew-O: Well I agree on the fact that it was an easy night for PJ, but it sure has to be a bummer for CJF as well. Three losses in a row won’t set well for anyone but at the end of the day, there’s nothing you can really do about it. I don’t know what’s next for him, but in the end one person gets to reap the benefits of that and that is PJ Hendrx who comes out on top tonight.
Flannery McCoy: The skies are the limit for this young man that’s for sure. There was a slight bump in the road but now he’s back and I’m sure he’s ready to make an impact in the coming weeks. I can’t wait to see what he has in store for Dynasty next, and congratulations on the victory!
(PJ rolls out of the ring and raises his arms up once again, before turning around and making his way over to the backstage area. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition elsewhere from there.)
( As the scene opens back up, we see Milli Banks roaming the backstage area as she looks ready to head out to the ring for her impending match, fully dressed in her ring attire with a focused look of determination on her face as she makes her way towards gorilla position, stretching her arms out as she continues her strides, making sure she’s in peak physical condition as she nears entering the gorilla until-)
???: HEY – WAIT UP!
Milli Banks: Huh?
( Milli Banks stopped in her tracks, turning around in alert to the scream for her attention as she was met by a lingering Caroline, jogging up to meet her as Milli rolled her eyes in realization, clearly not in the mood for any distractions before her match – Especially from Caroline at that moment.)
Caroline: Great you stopped, I was worried I’d have to start sprinting to get close enough to you in order to get your attention!
Milli Banks: Well if I knew it was you in the first place I probably wouldn’t have stopped – but I digress. I really don’t feel the need to entertain small talk right now girl, if you didn’t notice – I have a MATCH I’m about to go out for and I don’t feel like wasting time that I should be out there, trying to hear the scoop from you, so if you could cut to the chase here that’d be GREATLY appreciated, mkay?
Caroline: Right! This won’t take long at all, it’s simple really actually – I was just stopping to get some answers for what happened last week, I mean like… Hey, what was that for?
Milli Banks: …Wait, what? :rihanna:
(Milli Banks gives a puzzled look to Caroline’s claim, though Caroline clearly was just as confused as she mimicked that look right back to Milli – clearly not understanding what she didn’t get.)
Caroline: Uh, hello? I mean it’s pretty clear what I’m talking about how DON’T you know? Last week? You attacking me even though when I hit you it was CLEARLY an accident? I don’t know how you’re lost in translation here when if anything I’m the one who should be confused! I mean look – I know how it looks but I was obviously aiming for Robyn and I missed – it was a MISTAKE. Look, I’m not mad at you Mills’, I just want to get an understanding so we can get on the same page here!
Milli Banks: Ahh, so an understanding is what you want right? Well, let me give you something to understand here, Caroline. Ain’t nobody gonna blindside me and punch me in the nose – mistake or not, it’s a no-fly zone for me. All I did to you was a little taste of your own medicine, it might not have been a mistake but it sure as hell was well deserved for yo’ ass. And if you think I’m gonna sit here and talk it out with you and laugh it off like it didn’t happen? You are well mistaken. I ain’t one for the sweet talk and reconciliation, clearly, we got a problem here; and I can think of a multitude of other ways that we can get to solving it, so what you tryna do OTHER than waste my time? :birdman: I had to move on from Robyn Valentine’s stupidity, and I’m not trying to take the high road like that again, so if forgiveness for what you did is what you want? Then get to stepping. I ain’t got a single thing to do with you, Caroline. So take a walk and let me do me – or stand here acting goofy and get the smoke, simple as that.
( Caroline tries to digress the situation, taking a step back from Milli Banks who was starting to move towards Caroline, clearly ready for a fight.)
Caroline: Woah, woah, woah – No need for the hostility Mills’, I didn’t come here to fight with you! I understand you’re ready to fight Mirai Natsu tonight, and maybe that’s clouding your better judgment towards me, but if I’m being completely honest you’re blowing this way out of proportion when all I really want is to get my cool tag partner back that I had last week! Listen, I know why you’re mad at me, I made a big mistake and I stepped on eggshells in the process; all I need is a little confirmation that this problem we might have is squashed – nobody likes beef, right? Let’s just call it even, okay – No harm, no foul?
Milli Banks: … Hollon’ – I’m blowing this out of proportion? Me? Nah, I’m just getting my GET BACK for what you did last week, mistake or not as I said; it is a NO. FLY. ZONE. Clearly you ain’t come correct when you decided to come follow me before my match, so take this as a lesson for next time, make sure you get ya’ facts right before you make bold accusations like that around my name, alright? Tryna’ shift the blame onto MY name – please! I ain’t got the time for with stuff like this, especially not before I go do what I do best – If we being COMPLETELY honest, you were better off staying on hush mode and not saying a single thing to me and dealing with yourself and your stupidity, but look at you screwing up YET AGAIN – Can’t say I’m surprised that you’d-
Caroline: Wait a second – look I was just coming here to make amends, and if anything you’re just proving my point here when I said that you’re making this bigger than it needed to be; why can’t you just accept my apology and move on, I mean that’s all I really want! No need for the threats or the violence, I just want to make sure we’re at an understanding and move on, can we just do that? Then there would be no need for me to bug you backstage anymore or stop you before your match because it’s the only time I can get your attention!
Milli Banks: :dame: … Did you just… interrupt me? Oh yeah, you chose the wrong one today; see because even though I might be fighting Mirai Natsu tonight, clearly you need me to knock a lil’ more sense upside ya head because what I did last week CLEARLY wasn’t enough. Interrupting Milli Banks – please! Not on my watch, not without some repercussions. I go out soon so I don’t got time to waste on you right now but you catching these hands at some point – which leaves me with a GREAT idea. I know you ain’t got nothing to do next week, so how about you come try and settle things MY way at Poor Unfortunate Souls where I can actually be ready for when you throw the punch so there won’t be no need for apologizing – though when you on the floor pleading for mercy, that’ll be satisfactory enough.
( Milli Banks says with animosity and eagerness as she raises an eyebrow to Caroline’s answer.)
Caroline: You know what, if it’s the only way I am going to be able to get through to you then fine – I accept! But just know that it didn’t have to be this way Mills’-
Milli Banks :mjlol2: Getting my get back, doesn’t feel good getting interrupted does it? I got what I wanted from you, I’ll see you next week but for now, I ain’t got no more time for your antics, I got a match to win – one that you should watch very closely, just so you can be PREPARED for what you got in store for you next week, a signature ass beating.
( Milli says, before walking off just before Caroline was about to respond leaving her left there with an annoyed look on her face as the camera transitions back towards the ring area and away from the scene.)
(As Dynasty fades back to the ring, Stephie Love is seen standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Changed it’ by Nicki Minaj would blast through the arena, to a huge negative reaction from everyone in attendance, as Milli Banks makes her way to the ring with the usual looks of swagger brimming throughout her demeanor and confidence leaking from her, Milli embracing all the hate that she was receiving from the fans in attendance as she would enter the ring, backing up into her corner.)
Stephie Love: Introducing First… Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 142 Pounds… She is ‘The Brooklyn Bankroller’… MILLLIIIIII BANKSSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: And as we just seen a few moments ago guys, Milli Banks might be more pumped than ever to step into this ring and blow off some steam from her interactions with Caroline – clearly both of them have problems to sort out and whether or not they’ll solve them at Poor Unfortunate Souls next week on Dynasty is all but a possibility and more of a soon reality; and it’s clear to think that Milli would want to make an example out of Mirai Natsu here tonight in order to garner momentum for the big fight she has ahead!
Jake Mercer: Well said about BIG BILLS MILLS! Look, fact of the matter is – of course she’s coming out here with a head full of steam, she wants to make an impression on Caroline and she is GOING to leave an impression on Caroline because that’s what she does best, and personally I can’t wait to see that match-up go down! :mjlit:
Flannery McCoy: But we still have to reflect on this match-up, Milli needs to make sure she’s not too focused on the future that she doesn’t worry about her present; I mean Mirai Natsu is nobody to take forgranted, and if Milli does something wrong here tonight to be flamboyant? It could send her plans into smithereens.
( ‘Changed It’ would fade out, ‘KILLKA’ by Ghostface Playa would blast through the arena to an array of mixed boo’s and cheer’s as Mirai Natsu would make his way out of Gorilla Position and to the ring, Mirai also being very confident and wise not to show any fear or disdain for this matchup as he wastes little time entering the ring, staring his opponent down as he slides into his corner with ease, both Elitist’s waiting for the bell.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent… Nakano, Japan… ‘THE FLAME RUBY WRESTLER’ MIRAI NATSUUUUUU!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Mirai Natsu with a deadline shot to the ring, and he seems very confident with his walk up here tonight – clearly not fazed by any beef Milli Banks might have with Caroline as he is focused on his own match up; that’s the state of mind you need in situations like this, not allowing yourself to be swirled in your opponents rivalries is KEY to having the best chances in winning matches like these!
Flannery McCoy: Agreed Stew, I mean it’s abundantly clear Mirai isn’t taking losing as an option here and he expressed that in his promo – It’s going to be a good matchup here tonight that’s for sure and one that I am very excited to see at that, and with both competitors ready; it’s fight time! :russ:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And the bell rung and that means this match is underway- AND OUT THE GATE AS SOON AS THE MATCH COMMENCES MILLI BANKS RUSHES OUT OF HER CORNER TO CATCH MIRAI NATSU COMPLETELY OFF GUARD WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OUT THE CORNER, WITH SUCH SPEED AND TRANQUILITY; CLEARLY trying to send a message to Caroline here as Mirai Natsu is dazed from that MASSIVE European Uppercut, and Milli wastes little time; with Mirai Natsu getting up to his feet quickly, Milli rebounds off the ropes – MISSILE DROPKICK RIGHT ONTO THE CHEST OF MIRAI NATSU WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Admittedly, I don’t think anyone could’ve guessed the match would start like this, it’s clear that Milli was coming into this with something to prove – but this is an otherworldly amount of technique she’s bringing into this in such face paced action! And looking at Milli taunt the camera, it’s clear that this performance is in spite of Caroline – with Milli spending quite a lot of time posing for the camera before going back towards Mirai Natsu- SMALL PACKAGE, MIRAI CAUGHT HER AFTER SHE FINISHED TAUNTING!!
ONE-
Flannery McCoy: AND A NEAR INSTANT KICKOUT FROM MILLI BANKS – But look at Mirai Natsu capitalizing where he could, it’s clear that mentally he was more prepared than Milli was for this match, with Milli being more focused on what I feared she would be earlier, trying to prove a point rather than trying to secure a win, and Mirai is making the most of that fact as we can see! The valiance to come through two massive offensive attempts from Milli and manage to think so quick is truly remarkable!
Jake Mercer: And now it’s a scramble to their feet here as both Mirai Natsu and Milli Banks make it to their feet as Mirai Natsu and Milli Banks lock up here almost instantaneously with the test of power; though Mirai seems to be leading the two as he pushes Milli back into the ropes, before whipping her forward, Milli rebounding towards him – JUST TO BE MET WITH A CLOTHESLINE – NO! SHE DUCKS IT AND REBOUNDS AGAIN GOING FOR A DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER ONTO MIRAI NATSU; BUT YET AGAIN ANOTHER REVERSAL AND MIRAI MOVES OUT THE WAY SENDING MILLI TO LAND ROUGH ONTO THE MAT IN FRONT OF MIRAI AFTER MISSING THE MANUEVER!! AND IT’S MIRAI’S TIME TO CAPITALIZE ON A STAGGERED MILLI WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT, AND INTO THE COVER!
ONNEEEE-
Stew-O: And into a slightly longer count but still no good as Milli kicks out quickly before the one could even be counted though there’s no quick rebuttal from her as she is laying down on the mat with Mirai being the only one to get up to his feet, clearly feeling the momentum he’s garnering as he waste no time in taunting, grabbing the downed Milli Banks from behind into a vertical position before EXECUTING A MASSIVE SUPLEX! Though Mirai Natsu didn’t let go of her waist as he shows great strength in lifting her up before executing ANOTHER MASSIVE SUPLEX! And by the looks of it he isn’t done as he lifts the weight of both him AND Milli once more as all of a sudden we witness ANOTHER MASSIVE SUPLEX; COMPLETING THE TRIO AND MILLI DEFINITELY FELT THE MOST OF ALL THREE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Though Mirai not going for the cover here wisely, knowing that it’s gonna take more to take down Milli Banks as he is seemingly looking for the next ace up his sleeve as he grabs Milli; HOOKING BOTH OF HER ARMS, BEFORE EXECUTING THE TIGER DRIVER – ‘GRADUATION!’ COMING WITH JUST AS MUCH MOMENTUM AS MILLI DID AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS MATCH AND THAT MIGHT BE IT BECAUSE NOW WE HAVE A COVER!!!
ONNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!
TH-
Jake Mercer: But the resilience of Milli Banks is showing as she kicks out quickly JUST before three could be said and a testament to how much she wants to win this as she find the strength to make a case for herself to stay in the winner’s conversation, and even Mirai is a little surprised by her valiant strides clearly as he seemed a little lost as to what’s next for him to do – though he doesn’t seem confused for long as he hooks the leg of Milli Banks, possibly looking for his signature STF, the ‘Vantage’ – BUT NO! Milli manages to squirm out of the hold JUST before he could lock it in, and she makes a dart for the ring apron and manages to get onto it, scrambling onto her feet as Mirai slowly gets up and follows her over; looking to grab her hair over the top rope, but WISELY Milli pulls him down onto the top rope and pushes the ropes against his throat STAGGERING Mirai Natsu! Milli using her time wisely as she takes her moment to get her footing on the apron, tugging onto the top rope and it looks like we could see a flying Brooklyn Bankroller here – AND WE DO, A LEAPING MOONSAULT BY MILLI BANKS RIGHT ONTO A STAGGERED MIRAI NATSU, AND SHE ROLLS THROUGH; FLIPPING ONTO MIRAI NATSU’S BODY ONCE AS SHE DRIVES HER KNEES INTO HIS STOMACH, BEFORE BACKFLIPPING AGAIN INTO THE SAME MANEUVER TO COMPLETE HER ‘INSULT TO INJURY’!
Stew-O: And how the tides have turned as Milli Banks has completely DOWNED Mirai Natsu, but no pain was spared from herself as she is still heavily favoring her neck; though still pushing through regardless as she looks to make an apparent showcase of her own talent here as she looks to hook the hand of Mirai Natsu- THAT’S THE KIMURA LOCK, SYNCHED IN ON MIRAI NATSU AND MILLI IS USING ALL HER STRENGTH, YEARNING BACK ON THAT ARM TO CAUSE AS MUCH PAIN AS POSSIBLE! THE LOOK ON MIRAI’S FACE SAYS IT ALL, HE’S FACING A WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW AND IT’S TAP OR SURVIVE FOR HIM AS MILLI CONTINUES APPLYING MORE PRESSURE ON HIM WITH THIS HOLD AS HE IS NOW FRANTICALLY LOOKING AROUND FOR THE ROPES, TURNING HIS WHOLE BODY IN ATTEMPTS TO GET OVER TO THEM AS HE IS SLOWLY SLIPPING TOWARDS THEM, BUT NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT FROM MILLI AS SHE LIFTS THE ARM MORE AND MORE, MIRAI HOVERING HIS HAND CLOSE TO THE ROPE BUT IT’S JUST NOT THERE AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE ABOUT TO TAP HERE TONIGHT AGAINST MILLI BANKS…
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Stew-O: NO! MIRAI MANAGES TO REACH OUT TO THE ROPES AND GET THE REFEREE TO COUNT MILLI OFF, BARELY SAVING HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH UP BUT THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!! Milli is coming with a fury here, not allowing herself to be outshined and coming with a brutality as Mirai clutches his arm, definitely feeling the pain of that Kimura Lock lingering as Milli gets up, sending a little pouty face to a clearly hurt Mirai just to add a little salt on the wound, taking her sweet time to gloat yet again even though that was her bane earlier on in this match; though her dedication to showing off is shining through!
(off-mic) Milli Banks: Boo-hoo! Don’t start crying now, you’ll make me feel bad – NOT!
Jake Mercer: Milli Banks is no stranger to the mind games you need to use in this ring and it looks like she’s using them now to make an evident point to Mirai Natsu and also I’m sure Caroline, she isn’t coming here to make friends, she is trying to make pure enemies for life in the ring with the mindset of gloating and taunting any chance she gets and while it hasn’t been too effective in the early moments, if she manages to get into the head of Mirai at some point tonight? It could falter a plan, it could cause hiccups in an ideal strategy and it’s that easy or Milli to capitalize – and the same thing would go for if Caroline if this match at the Dynasty Supershow, ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls’ gets approved. And Milli is still continuing her sarcastic pouting before finally getting back to work on Mirai Natsu, with Natsu slowly getting up; settling in the middle of the ring, Milli runs to the ropes, springboarding off of them and catching him JUST as he gets up, BEFORE HITTING A MASSIVE ‘FORECLOSURE’ THE SPRINGBOARD INVERTED DDT SQUARE ON THE BACK OF MIRAI NATSU’S HEAD AND WE SEE A COVER HERE, IT LOOKS LIKE MIRAI NATSU MIGHT BE OUT OF IT!!!
ONNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWOOOOOO!!!!
THHRREEEEEE-
Stew-O: BUT THE KICKOUT! KICKOUT BY MIRAI NATSU AT THE LAST MOMENT TO KEEP HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH AND IT IS MUCH TO THE SHOCK OF MILLI BANKS WHO THOUGHT SHE JUST CLOSED OUT THIS MATCH! The reserve in Mirai is appalling, though it’s clear that having to kickout with the shoulder of the arm that was in that Kimura Lock definitely made that pain worsen as he grabs as his shoulder again, Milli not being ignorant to this fact though as she wastes little time getting up, aiming her sights down on Mirai before absolutely STOMPING at his arm, weakening it as much as possible as Mirai tries to cover up as much as possible but Milli doesn’t look to let up!
Jake Mercer: Yeah this looks bad but finally the referee separates the two and it looks like Mirai is getting checked up and Milli is feeling herself right now as the crowd continues to show their hate – but one thing you need to know is that hate is FUEL and giving Milli Banks anymore fuel is a mistake you’ll neve want to make but the Dynasty crowd is going to learn today because Milli is sizing up Natsu in the corner who is facing away from her with no clue where he’s at, Milli garnering her momentum into one more fatal blow to surely knock him out for good , AND MILLI RUNS FORWARD; LOOKING FOR HER FINISHING MANUEVER, THE ‘NEW BODY’ —- BUT MIRAI NATSU CATCHES HER JUST AS SHE GRABBED ONTO HIS BACK, SPINNING AROUND KICKING MILLI IN THE GUT AS HE BACKS UP ONTO THE ROPES BEHIND HIM, REBOUNDING FORWARD RIGHT INTO A- AXE KICK! THE AXE KICK BY MIRAI NATSU, ‘SENBONZAKURAAAAAA’ RIGHT INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
THHRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MILLI BANKS KICKS OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND POSSIBLE RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO CALL IT – CLEARLY IN SHOCK AT THE SUDDEN OFFENSE AS SHE IS STILL LAYING DOWN FLAT ON THE FLOOR WITH NATSU HOVERING OVER HER, SOMEHOW SOMEWAY BOTH COMPETITORS MAKING MIRACULOUS KICKOUTS IN THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENTS AND IT IS INDEED, AWESOME! :russ:
Jake Mercer: I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO KEEP THE BETS OFF THIS ONE BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, THIS IS ANYONE’S GAME!!! WITH MIRAI NATSU IN CONTROL FOR THE MOMENT AS HE IS FEELING THAT SECOND WIND IN THIS MATCH, UNDERSTANDING THE MOMENT HE CAN CAPITALIZE ON AS HE PULLS MILLI INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING FOCUSING UP ON HIS PLAN AS HE GOES AND LIFTS HER UP SLOWLY, GETTING MILLI UP TO HER FEET AS HE PULLS HER IN CLOSE, IRISH WHIPPING HER TOWARDS THE ROPES BEFORE GOING FOR HIS FINISHING SPINEBUSTER, THE ‘SHINNIHON’ AND HE PULLS HER IN FOR THE MANEUVER TO CONNECT!!! BUT NO WAIT, MIRAI’S SHOULDER GAVE OUT AT THE LAST SECOND, STAGGERING HIM FOR THE MOMENT AS HE LOOKS TO REGAIN HIS HOLD OVER MILLI, GOING TO LIFT HER UP — BUT MILLI TOOK THE TIME WHERE HE WAS STAGGERED AND MANAGED TO SLIP OUT, TURNING AROUND AND HOOKING HIS HEAD – ‘BANKRUPT’ THE SALIDA DEL SOL CONNECTS ONTO MIRAI NATSU FLUSH AND IT’S MILLI’S MATCH TO WIN FROM HERE AND HERE COMES THE COVER TO SEAL THE DEAL!!!
OONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
THRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Changed it’ by Nicki Minaj would blast through the arena, to a huge negative reaction from everyone in attendance, as Milli Banks slowly gets up to her feet, a smirk on her face as she pulled a win out here tonight over Mirai Natsu, with the referee coming to raise her hand.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOU WINNER…. MILLLIIII BANKSSSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: And even with her taunting, there’s strategy in her game; targeting that arm in the match and it ends up paying dividends for her as it helps her pull out a win against a very game Mirai Natsu, and no shame to him in this great performance from both competitors here tonight!
Stew-O: I couldn’t agree with you more Flannery, neither competitor came her and didn’t leave us with something to approve of, both Milli and Mirai came to play but Milli Banks Ladies and Gentleman is your winner, truly amazing stuff that you love to see.
(The final shot shows Milli with her arm held high and a distraught Mirai Natsu being attended to by medical in the corner as Dynasty cuts to a Sierra Everett ‘Chase’ Banking commercial.)
(“Bussin” by Nicki Minaj & Lil Baby plays throughout the arena, signaling the arrival of a certain “Diamond in the Rough”. Out came Diamond Dixon, back on Dynasty! With a microphone in hand she confidently strides to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome to the ring at this time, DIAAAAAAAMOOOOONNNNNND DIIIIIIXOOOOOOONNNN!
(Stephie leaves the ring as Diamond enters. She stands right in the middle, a hand on her hip. She smirks, and then laughs.)
Diamond Dixon: Man, it feels good to be back, blessing a Dynasty show once again. However, for tonight, I got some business to attend to. After all, a certain someone couldn’t stop running her mouth for her own good and now she got herself into some big trouble.
(Diamond playfully does a pout before continuing on.)
Diamond Dixon: You see what happens when you run your mouth too much? I mean, some of y’all like to say I need to shut up, but wow. At least I haven’t gotten into any trouble before because of it! I kept telling Serentiy she needed to stop moving those lips so much, but did she listen? No. Now, she got a strike against her and she’s got no one to blame but herself. It’s embarrassing, honestly. Imagine being a champion here, being the one of handful of Elitists that are supposed to represent this promotion, and getting yourself into trouble like this.
Diamond Dixion: And the thing is, this is supposed to serve as a lesson for Serenity; for her to finally wake up and realize that needs to get out of the hole that she seems to just effortlessly find herself in week in and week out. However, knowing her, she ain’t gonna stop. She’s just going to keep talking and act like she’s so big and bad. She wanna walk around here acting like she a big wolf when she’s just a little dog. All bark and no bite. And while she continues doing that, her championship reign is going to come to an end. Honestly, it’s like poetry. She gets herself into trouble, she loses in the main event of Dynasty last week, and now she’s gotta deal with me taking that precious Specialists Championship away from her. You can’t write a greater fall from grace than this — if she even had a grace to begin with.
(Diamond Dixon then looks straight into the camera.)
Diamond Dixon: See, Serenity, I’ve already embarrassed you once already, but now? I’m looking to absolutely humiliate you. Tyrone Montogomery – in no small part thanks to you – granted me the opportunity to pick out the stipulation for our match coming up. I mean, I really thought long and hard about it. What match can I pick that will leave you feeling absolutely hopeless? Where you have choice as you’re backed into a corner with nowhere to go? And I came to find the perfect match! So Serentity, at Poor Unfortunate Souls, our match will be a Submission Match!
(Diamond looks to be proud with her selection. She nods her head and smirks, but that instantly leaves her face the moment “Demeanor” by Pop Smoke and Dua Lipa plays. Diamond rolls her eyes. Out came Serenity Valdez with the Specialist championship hanging comfortably on her shoulder. As she walks, Diamond speaks.)
Diamond Dixon: Um, girl… I’m not hosting my show right now. You can go on back to catering and worry about how I’m gonna–
Serenity Valdez: Man, do you ever shut up?
(Serenity gets inside the ring, where she looks at Diamond. Diamond has an exasperated look on her face.)
Diamond Dixon: Excuse you? You really wanna say that to me? I’m not the one who screwed up and got myself into trouble because I didn’t shut up when I had the chance to.
Serenity Valdez: Yeah, that may be the case.However, Diamond, if you think I’m going to sulk around and act as if this is going to be some huge disadvantage for me, then you’re even dumber than you look. You know, at first, I was bothered. Tyrone decided to punish me for even daring to have an opinion, because unlike you and some of these Elitists, I’m not the type to hold my tongue.
Diamond Dixon: Oh, wow! You’re such a free thinker, Serenity! So independent and brave with your daring beliefs! I’m sure you’ll be a hero for all of the other people already teetering on unemployment.
(Diamond laughs, but Serenity isn’t fazed.)
Serenity Valdez: It isn’t about being a hero. It’s just about me being me. Being a champion. Being better than you. Being secure in myself and knowing that I don’t need to really on some cheap advantage because if not, I wouldn’t even stand a chance.
Diamond Dixion: (off mic) Oh, really?
Serenity Valdez: Yeah, really. You are standing there trying to get at me for running my mouth, but you’re doing the exact same thing! It’s so easy to feel tough and act like you’re up when you jumped me weeks ago, and now you think you got this match in the bag because you got to choose the stipulation. But hey, you can keep doing that. You wanna know why, Diamond? It’s because at the end of the day, no matter what match type will end up fighting in, nine times out of ten, I am going to get the better of you.
Diamond Dixon: Girl, shut up! You ain’t fixing to be better than anyone, let alone me. See, this is what I be taking about with you. You’re all talk, Serenity. You think you’re all this and all that but when it comes time to back up your words, then what? That Specialists Championship only came to you out of sheer luck and the fact that you’ve gotten as comfortable as you are even with that fact is very telling. Like, are you really proud of yourself? You not even top three in EAW champions that people actually think about. You make yourself out to be a bigger deal than you really are. It’s getting tired, Serenity! You gotta give it up now, and if not, then you will once we have our match. You’re going to lose. Straight up.
Serenity Valdez: Yeah? Man. This little winning streak of yours got you delusional. I mean who have you even beaten that’s a noteworthy name? You even said so yourself: the people you’ve beaten aren’t even all that important here! Meanwhile, I’ve beaten Alex Meyers and Donovan Duke. I got to have my hand raised and show that I am the better the champion! I set the tone for season 16.
Diamond Dixon: Okay, but you lost to a former world champion last week. Sooooooo, who cares? If you’re hurt by the truth, then just say that.
Serenity Valdez: Oh, I’m not hurt by nothing, trust me. Yeah, I lost to Viz. But like you said, he is a former world champion. As much as I rip into him, at least I got to face off against an Elitist of his caliber. Meanwhile, you’re out here having to deal with slim pickings and think these wins you’ve got makes you the best here.
Diamond Dixon: I am the best! If I was’t, I wouldn’t be here, applying pressure to you and making you get ready to polish that title for me.
Serenity Valdez: The only thing you’re going to polishing is this ring with your face.
Diamond Dixon: Really?
Serenity Valdez: Really.
Diamond Dixon: Okay, then. Do that then.
(The two get up into their faces, dropping their mics. Diamond is especially being aggressive with her trash talk, but Serenity isn’t backing down. In fact, she’s the first to strike! A punch makes Diamond stumble back before Serenity tackles her to the ground! She mounts Diamond, and rains down a series of punches down onto her! Diamond manages to push Valdez away. Serenity comes back in, but Diamond trips her down with a drop toe hold! Serenity falls throat first into the ropes!)
(While Valdez rolls around and tries to gather herself, Diamond stands up. She dusts her shoulders off before going to Serenity and… she gets the crossface in! She’s using Serenity’s own Amari move against her! Serenity shakes her head though, gritting her teeth! She refuses to submit! Security guards come into the ring and they manage to get Diamond off of her. Being restrained, Diamond decides to talk more trash. Then, she laughs.)
Diamond Dixon: (off-mic) Too easy! Too easy! You ain’t nothing!
(Diamond raises her arms up, ensuring the guards that she has no more plans to attack. She rolls underneath the bottom rope, laughing. Serenity can be seen on one knee, glaring daggers right at her.)
(A commercial is shown for global warming prevention starring Jake Smith and Jon Kelton getting burned alive in Texas.)
( The camera transitions back to ringside, as we see Stephie Love in the ring, holding a microphone. )
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and it is a TAG TEAM MATCH!
( ‘People Are Strange’ by The Dead South begins to fill the arena as Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood make their way out from gorilla and down the entrance ramp where they’re met with a mixed reaction from the crowd. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…… WEIGHTING IN AT A TOTAL OF 476 POUNDS… THE TEAM OF KIRK REDWOOD AND SOLOMON STANE… THEY ARE THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!!!!
Stew-O: It was just last week that the Off-Brand Amphetamines had their first match since losing the Unified Tag Team Championships, and it was there where they once again met crushing defeat losing to the team of Amir Yusuf and Jay Jerry Johnson, in what many would consider a very back and forth match. One has to wonder if that loss is going to play a factor in their game plan for tonight.
Flannery: The Off-Brand Amphetamines, just need to get the wind under their sales again and regroup and re-strategize how to continue moving forward as a tag team. These two men, Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane have all the talent and potential in the world, they just need to figure out how to get themselves back to the level they once were… and I think tonight is the night they begin to do that.
(‘People Are Strange’ by The Dead South begins to fade out as the lights in the arena dim as ‘Prices’ by Lil Uzi Vert begins to blast throughout the arena, the negative reaction continues to get louder and louder as Ruler eerily makes his way onto the stage. He slowly walks down the rampway, before stomping at the bottom of the ramp near ringside, as ‘Trophies’ by Drake replaces ‘Prices’. The reaction from the crowd becoming more positive, as Joso confidently makes his way onto the stage. He makes his way down to the ramp, as he and Ruler both enter the ring. )
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENT…. FIRST…RESIDING FROM THE RESERVED IN BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS… HE IS ‘ THE REVOLUTIONIZER’ RUUUUUUUULLLLEEEERRR!!! AND HIS PARTNER HAILING FROM THE BRONX NEW YORK…. HE IS ‘THE NEW ERA’ ….. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: This is Ruler and Joso’s second week in a row teaming together as last week they took on the very capable team of Shane Gates and Nick Hart, and in the end, it was Joso and Ruler who walked away with the win in a very impressive showing.
Flannery: Impressive to say the least. Not only did both of them look fantastic with Unified Andre Walker watching backstage, but they proved that they have what it takes to co-exist, and if they’re able to do that again this week, the former Unified Tag Team Champions, are going to have a very long night!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: So it looks like it’s going to be Joso and Solomon Stane starting things off as Solomon rushes towards Joso but is quickly met with an arm-drag takedown! Joso’s looking to send a message here as he doesn’t even wait for Solomon Stane to get to his feet before he lunges at the former Unified Tag Team Champion and strikes him with a sitting dropkick!
Flannery McCoy: Joso has all the momentum now as he picks Solomon Stane back up onto his feet and whips him into the ropes, as Joso waits for Solomon to return– JOSO CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK THAT FLOORS SOLOM— NO Wait! Solomon dodges at the very last minute and grabs the right leg of Joso before turning him onto his stomach! Solomon begins to pull back on that one leg of Joso and you can tell he is in a ton of pain!
Jake Mercer: Solomon has that single leg boston crab locked in and Joso has absolutely nowhere to go in the middle of the ring– he may have to tap here as Solomon continues applying force to that leg! Joso begins to raise his hand— is he going to tap!?!?
Stew-O: NO USING ALL THE UPPER BODY STRENGTH HE CAN MUSTER JOSO PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF SOLOMONS GRIP BEFORE USING THE ROPE FOR LEVERAGE AS HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! It’s may not have finished the job, but the damage is definitely done as Joso is nursing that right leg. He can barely put pressure on it as he falls back into his corner.
TAG!
( As Joso falls into the corner, Ruler tags himself in, much to the dismay of Joso who holds his leg as he exits between the ropes. )
Flannery McCoy: It looks like Ruler has seen enough as he jumps into the ring and immediately lunges towards Solomon Stane knocking the big man down with a clothesline!! But Ruler doesn’t stop there as he runs and bounces off the rope delivering a BRUTAL knee strike right into the temple of the downed Solomon Stane and now running goes for the cover!
ONE!!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon easily gets the Shoulder up as Ruler drops down and picks the former Unified Tag Team Champion up to his feet using his hair! Ruler showing his viciousness as he ruthlessly whips Solomon into the corner— I swear I just saw the back of Solomon’s neck collide with that turnbuckle– but nonetheless, RULER CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH A MASSIVE STINGER SPLASH THAT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS SOLOM—WAIT NO! AT THE VERY LAST SECOND SOLOMAN MOVED AND RULER JUST ATE THE TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: RULER MAY BE CONCUSSED HERE AS HE TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF SOLOMON STANE WHO LIFTS HIM UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!!! THE ONE-HANDED SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM CONNECTS AND SOLOMON STANE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THR—-
Flannery McCoy: NO! RULER IS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! Solomon can’t believe it as he tries to pull himself together before dragging Ruler over to his corner and tagging in Kirk who instantly mounts Ruler and begins throwing a fury of punches and elbows to the face and temple of Ruler who’s doing everything he can to defend against this onslaught!
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood isn’t playing any games here tonight as he immediately begins dropping knees into the midsection and sternum of Ruler! KNEE AFTER KNEE Kirk Redwood is moving like a man possessed out here, and Ruler who’s definitely still feeling the effects of that collision with the turnbuckle looks to be in even worse shape after this assault by Kirk Redwood!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood doesn’t even seem like he wants to win this match, he just wants to inflict punishment and pain onto whoever’s in his path and that’s exactly what he’s doing to Ruler right now as he lifts up ‘The Revolutionizer’ AND SPIKES HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! THIS HAS TO BE IT! IT HAS TO BE OVER AFTER THIS AS KIRK REDWOOD HOOKS THE LEG WHILE JOSO LOOKS ON NERVOUSLY FROM THE RING APRON!
ONE!!!!!
TWOOOO!!!
THR——–
Flannery McCoy: NO ONCE AGAIN RULER REFUSES TO DIE DESPITE ALL THE PUNISHMENT HE’S ENDURED UP UNTIL THIS POINT!
Stew-O: And you have to wonder if that’s a good thing or a bad thing because I think I just saw Kirk Redwood smile when Ruler got the shoulder up! He’s enjoying himself! He’s enjoying picking apart Ruler!
Flannery McCoy: Ruler is starting to stir as he begins climbing towards Joso looking to make the tag– BUT HE’S MET WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE FROM KIRK REDWOOD WHO CONTINUES TO SHOW NO MERCY AS HE STARES DOWN JOSO BEFORE CONTINUING TO DELIVER MORE KICKS AND STOMPS ONTO RULER!
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood has Ruler exactly where he wants him, he’s measuring… KIRK REDWOOD CHARGES AT THE DOWNED RULER…. BLITZKRIEG BOP!!! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF RULERS HEAD CONNECTS THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
Stew-O: OR ATLEAST IT WOULD BE IF IT CONNECTED AS RULER MANAGES TO MOVE HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST MINUTE!! KIRK REDWOOD LOOKS CONFUSED AS HE PICKS HIMSELF UP OFF THE CANVAS AND TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO A REVOLUTIONIZER!! A SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM RULER THAT DROPS HIM!
Flannery McCoy: I’m honestly not sure who that took more out of Kirk Redwood or Ruler himself as both men find themselves on the canvas after that move!
Jake Mercer: Both men are down here but it looks like Ruler is stirring! He’s inching his way over to the corner to tag in Joso and he’s almost there he’s inching closer and closer as Joso reaches out his hand desperate to get back into the action— Ruler sticks out his hand— BUT KIRK REDWOOD IS RIGHT ON HIS TRAIL AS HE CRAWLS AND GRABS ONTO RULERS FOOT TO KEEP HIM FROM TAGGING HIS PARTNER IN!!! BUT RULER IS RIGHT THERE HE’S MERE FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM JOSO!
Stew-O: AND KIRK REDWOOD KNOWS THAT AS HE HAS RULERS FOOT IN A DEATHGRIP! RULER IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET KIRK REDWOOD OFF HIM AS HE SCRATCHES AND CLAWS TOWARDS JOSO! RULER USES HIS UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO PULL HIMSELF OFF THE CANVAS BEFORE LAUNCHING HIS FOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KIRK REDWOOD WHO LETS GO OF HIS FOOT!
TAG!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND HERE COMES JOSO AS KIRK REDWOOD INSTANTLY RISES TO HIS FEET ONLY TO BE KNOCKED DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! KIRK REDWOOD ONCE AGAIN MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET BUT THIS TIME HE’S FLOORED WITH A DROPKICK! JOSO HAS ALL THE MOMENTUM HERE AS HE GOES AND PICKS KIRK REDWOOD UP— JOSO LAUNCHES KIRK INTO THE ROPES AS KIRK BOUNCES OFF AND RETURNS JOSO CHARGES AT HIM AND WRAPS THE ARM AROUND THE NECK BRINGING KIRK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BEAUTIFUL SLINGBLADE!
Jake Mercer: JOSO WITH ALL THE MOMENTUM IN THE WORLD NOW AS HE PICKS KIRK REDWOOD UP TO HIS FEET— JOSO KICKS KIRK REDWOOD IN THE MIDSECTION DOUBLING HIM OVER AND LIFTING HIM UP IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION— COULD IT BE?!?! YES!!! JOSO SPIKE KIRK REDWOOD WITH THE INCOMING SILENCE!!! THE SITOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS AND NOW JOSO SCRAMBLES TO MAKE THE COVER!!
ONE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!!
THR—
Stew-O: BUT IT’S SOLOMON STANE WHO JUMPS IN AND BREAKS UP THE PIN KEEPING THIS MATCH ALIVE!
Flannery McCoy: Joso didn’t like that not one bit as he gets in the face of Solomon Stane and pushes him into the corner!
Jake Mercer: I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WAS A WISE CHOICE BY JOSO AS SOLOMON STANE RETALIATES AND LAUNCHES OUT OF THE CORNER FLOORING JOSO WITH A PUSH OF HIS OWN!
Stew-O: Meanwhile Kirk Redwood is starting to stir— but it looks like Solomon Stane wants to take care of this himself as he pulls Kirk over to their corner before stepping between the ropes onto the apron and initiates the tag himself!!!
Flannery McCoy: It appears as if we’ve come full circle now as Solomon Stane instantly rushes Joso upon his reentering of the ring! SOLOMON CHARGES AT JOSO— CLOTHESLIN— NO JOSO DUCKS IT AND INSTEAD USES SOLOMONS OWN MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM AS HE DROPS SOLOMON ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane didn’t like that one bit as he immediately makes his way back onto his feet— ONLY TO BE MET BY A SUPERKICK FROM JOSO! JOSO NEARLY BROKE SOLOMON STANES JAW WITH THAT SUPERKICK BUT THE BIG MAN IS STILL ON HIS FEET AND JOSO’S WONDERING WHAT MORE HE CAN DO TO KEEP SOLOMON DOWN!
Stew-O: AND I THINK HE’S FINALLY REALIZED IT AS HE QUICKLY RUSHES TO THE CORNER AND BEGINS ASCENDING UP THE TURNBUCKLE! JOSO IS LOOKING TO GO HIGH RISK! JOSO’S TRYING TO MAKE SURE HIS BALANCE IS RIGHT AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE—- BUT HE’S INSTANTLY MET WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW FROM SOLOMON STANE!
Flannery McCoy: THAT RIGHT HOOK LANDED FLUSH BUT JOSO’S ISN’T ONE TO BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT AS HE THROWS A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN THAT STAGGERS SOLOMON STANE BACK– BUT IT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP THE BIG MAN DOWN AS SOLOMON RETURNS TO— BUT HE’S MET WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! JOSO’S UNLEASHING A FURY OF RIGHTS BEFORE SOLOMON RETURNS BACK TO ONCE MORE ONLY TO EAT A BEAUTIFULLY PLACED KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE JAW!
Jake Mercer: THAT KNEE LANDED FLUSH AND IT WAS ENOUGH TO BRING SOLOMON TOO HIS KNEES! JOSO REPOSITIONS HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE THROWING ALL CAUTION TO THE WIND— JOSO LEAPS TOWARDS SOLOMON STANE….DIVING CLOTHESLIN— NO WAIT—- MISERY’S END!!! THE ELBOW RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF JOSO CONNECTS!! JOSO THOUGHT HE HAD SOLOMON RIGHT WHERE HE WANTED HIM BUT IT WAS A TRAP ALL ALONG JOSO JUST DOVE HEAD FIRST INTO SOLOMON STANES ELBOW!!! AND NOW SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN THIS MATCH IS OVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THHHREEE—
Stew-O: JOSO KICKS OUT!! JOSO KICKS OUT! AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW!
Flannery McCoy: It looks like Solomon Stane is feeling the exact same way as he can’t believe what he just saw. Joso caught all of that ‘Misery’s End’ and still it wasn’t enough to put him away and now Solomon has to go right back to the drawing board!
Jake Mercer: Both of these teams have been going blow for blow tonight but eventually something has got to give as Solomon stands up and gets back to his feet he picks Joso up as well BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY THE HAND AND PULLING HIM IN MISERY’S END!!! FOR A SECOND TIME!! JOSO’S HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF SOLOMON STANES ELBOW FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH AND IF IT WASN’T OVER BEFORE IT DEFINITELY IS NOW AS SOLOMON SCRAMBLES FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEE—
Stew-O: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! JOSO KICKS OUT AT 2.9 WITH NOT EVEN A MILLISECOND TO SPARE! JOSO MANAGES TO KEEP THIS MATCH ALIVE AND SOLOMON STANE IS LIVID! SOLOMON STANE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING RIGHT NOW AND I DON’T BLAME HIM. JOSO IS SHOWING THE HEART OF A WARRIOR RIGHT NOW BUT EVEN AFTER ALL THE RESILIENCE HE’S DISPLAYED I’M NOT SURE HE CAN CONTINUE LIKE THIS AS SOLOMON STANE BEGINS TO POUND THE RING CANVAS IN ANGER!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane just needs to hit that move one more time and this is as good as over but he’s wasting time giving Joso the opportunity he needs to stir.
Jake Mercer: Oh I don’t think Solomon has to worry about Joso, he hasn’t moved since he kicked out. I wouldn’t be surprised if Joso has a concussion after what we just witnessed. But nonetheless, Solomon is extremely close to ending this match he just needs to hit one more big move! And this may be it as he walks over to Joso and picked ‘The New Era’ up onto his shoulders— THIS COULD BE IT… SOLOMON HAS JOSO ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HE TOSSES HIM FORWARD….. KEY OF SOLOMON!!! KEY OF SOLOMON CONNECTS!!!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE— JOSO GRABS SOLOMON STANES ARM AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CANVAS—CROSSFACE!! JOSO HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN AND I BELIEVE HE CALLS THIS MOVE THE FOR HONOR!! AND SOLOMON STANE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO!!! MY OH MY HAVE THE TABLES TURNED EARLIER IN THIS MATCH IT WAS SOLOMON WHO HAD JOSO IN A SUBMISSION NOW IT’S JOSO’S TURN!
Flannery McCoy: I’M NOT EVEN SURE HOW JOSO EVEN HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO PULL THAT OFF! HE HAS TO BE RUNNING OFF OF PURE ADRENALINE BUT NONETHELESS, JOSO HAS SOLOMON TRAPPED IN THAT CROSS-FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOLOMON STANE HAS NO OTHER OPTION OTHER THAN TO TAP OUT!! SOLOMON IS SCRATCHING CLAWING TRYING TO DO ANYTHING HE CAN TO BREAK THE HOLD BUT LIKE I SAID JOSO IS NOT LETTING UP! SOLOMON STANES GOING TO HAVE TO TAP!! SOLOMON STANE TAPS OUT! SOLOMON TAPS OU–
Stew-O: —BLITZKRIEG BOP!!! KIRK REDWOOD DELIVERS THAT VICIOUS RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF JOSO WHO IMMEDIATELY RELEASES THE HOLD BEFORE SINKING INTO THE CANVAS! KIRK REDWOOD KEEPS THIS MATCH ALIVE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE’S GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT AS HE’S MET WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK COURTESY OF RULER! RULER AND KIRK REDWOOD ARE EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AS BOTH OF THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS SEEM TO BE DOWN AND OUT! RULER THROWS A RIGHT AND IT’S IMMEDIATELY MET WITH A LEFT FROM KIRK REDWOOD! BOTH MEN TRADING BLOWS SEEMINGLY TRYING TO GET THE UPPER HAND ON ONE ANOTHER!
Jake Mercer: RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT— LEFT, LEFT AS KIRK REDWOOD HAS THE ADVANTAGE HE WHIPS RULER INTO THE ROPES— RULER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND RETURNS TO KIRK REDWOOD WHO POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR— POP UP POWERBOMB— WAIT NO RULER MANAGES TO SHIFT HIS WEIGHT AND ROLLS OFF THE BACK OF KIRK REDWOOD! RULER SPINS KIRK REDWOOD AROUND— REVOLUTIONIZER!!! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS BUT IT DOESN’T TAKE THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION OFF HIS FEET!! KIRK REDWOOD IS TEETER-TOTTERING AND RULER REALIZES THIS AS HE RUNS AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES USING THE MOMENTUM TO CLOTHESLINE KIRK REDWOOD OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR SENDING HIMSELF SPILLING OVER THE TOP ROPE AS WELL IN THE PROCESS!!!
Stew-O: BOTH TEAMS ARE DOWN AND OUT! JOSO AND SOLOMON STANE IN THE RING, AND KIRK REDWOOD AND RULER HERE AT RINGSIDE! BOTH OF THESE TEAMS HAVE SHOWN A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF HEART BUT ONLY ONE IS LEAVING VICTORIOUS HERE TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: IN THE RING— SOLOMON STANE IS STIRRING HE’S INCHING OVER TO THE UNCONSCIOUS JOSO!! THIS COULD BE IT! SOLOMON IS ALMOST THERE!! JUST A FEW MORE INCHES— AND HE’S GOT IT! SOLOMON ROLLS JOSO ON HIS BACK BEFORE DRAPING HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST!! IT’S OVER!
ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery: IT’S OVER!! THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES HAVE WON!!!
Stew-O: Wait why isn’t the referee signaling for the bell?
( The camera zooms in on Joso’s foot on the rope, and the referee explaining to Solomon that the match is still on. )
Stew-O: WHAT VETERAN RING AWARENESS BY JOSO RECOGNIZING JUST WHERE HE WAS AND BEING ABLE TO GET THE ROPE BREAK! Although I don’t think Solomon realizes what’s happened. I think Solomon believes he and Kirk have won. The referee’s trying to explain to him that pin is void seeing as Joso’s foot is on the ropes but I don’t think Solomon even realizes that!
Solomon Stane (off mic): Why has the bell rang!?!
Referee (off mic): Joso’s foot is on the rope— t-t-the match is still on.
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON STANE IS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS AS HE PUSHES THE REFEREE OUT OF HIS WAY BEFORE WALKING OVER TO JOSO! SOLOMON STANE IS LOOKING TO PUT JOSO AWAY ONCE AND FOR ALL—SOLOMON STANE LIFTS THE NEAR LIFELESS BODY OF JOSO ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN THE FIREMANS CARRY POSITION!! THIS IS IT— THE KEY OF SOLOMON CONNECTS! THE KEY OF SOLOMON CONNECT—-
Stew-O: NO IT DOESNT! JOSO SLIDES OFF OF SOLOMONS SHOULDERS AND PICKS HIM UP INSTEAD IN THE ARGENTINA BACKBREAKER POSITION—GRATEFUL DEATH!!! GRATEFUL DEATH CONNECTS!!! AND JOSO GOT ALL OF IT AS HE FALLS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…THE TEAM OF JOSO AND RULER!!!!!!!!!!
( The crowd gives a mixed reaction as ‘Trophies’ by Drake hits as Ruler reenters the ring and stares down Joso before the referee raises both of their hands. )
Stew-O: The Off-Brand Amphetamines brought their A game here tonight but in the end it wasn’t enough to combat the odd pairing of Joso and Ruler!
Flannery McCoy: Both teams left it all in the ring here tonight, and both teams gave a performance they should absolutely be proud of. But for the second week in a row, Joso and Ruler are victorious.
( Camera cuts back to the ring to show Joso celebrating and Ruler staring him down before fading to elsewhere. )
(Friday Night Dynasty fades in to show the backstage area of the Palazzo Dello Sport. The camera focuses in on Michael Belfort who is seen standing by in front of an EAW backdrop with a smile on his face. He brings the microphone in his hand up to his mouth and after a moment begins to speak.)
Michael Belfort: With Poor Unfortunate Souls being a week away, the excitement could not be any higher. There’s a lot to look forward to not just next week, but tonight on Dynasty as well. But once that’s through it’ll be full throttle to the next Free-Per-View of the Season, which is the brand-on-brand-on-brand spectacle Territorial Invasion. With me tonight I have someone who plays a key part in one of the trademark matches of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the Team Captain for Friday Night Dynasty’s Brand Warfare team… Madison Kaline.
(The crowd cheers as the camera pans over to reveal the EAW Hall of Famer herself entering into the scene. Madison Kaline is seen decked out in her ring gear, ready for her match against Amir Yusuf later in the night, as she greets Michael with a nod in which Michael reciprocates. Once she’s able to settle down, Michael then continues to speak from there.)
Michael Belfort: Madison, thank you for taking the time out of your day to join me tonight.
Madison Kaline: Of course Michael, I’m ready when you are.
Michael Belfort: Well, I don’t think I’m going to waste time with any of the pleasantries in this interview. Last week, Tyrone Montgomery presented you with the opportunity to become the Team Captain of Dynasty’s Brand Warfare team and now here you are. What are your thoughts on that?
Madison Kaline: If you want me to be blunt, I think Tyrone made the best decision he could’ve made. Everyone saw it, two weeks ago I pushed one of the best wrestlers not just on this brand, but this entire company, to his absolute limit. I backed him into a corner with no room to breathe and if you run back the footage you can see how narrowly he got away with that victory over me. Despite how dominant he is, no denying that part, you can’t deny that there was a shred of doubt and the fear that his Championship reign would be in jeopardy especially against someone he considered so insignificant in the grand scheme of things. I take that out of Midsummer Massacre, not the fact that I lost. And I’m glad at the end of the day that I’m being given the appreciation and praise that I’ve long deserved from my peers, and most importantly the respect from upper management who see just how good of an investment I am for the Dynasty brand.
Madison Kaline: Which is why when the opportunity was presented, the only thing that really came to mind was ‘finally’. Finally this perfect opportunity falls right into the palm of my hand. A chance to show just how good of a leader I can be especially when something like that is crucial in this new era that EAW finds itself in. I can create a team that shows just how dominant and superior the Dynasty brand is and furthermore, prove why I’m at the top of the food chain to further the point. This couldn’t have gone better for me, and in the month leading up to Territorial Invasion I am going to make it my mission to be the best Team Captain that I can possibly be in the eye of adversity. I have a lot in mind, but the only thing I can really tell you right now is that you’re just going to have to wait and see.
Michael Belfort: Well I’m sure you knew that we were going to get to this question sooner rather than later. But Madison, is there anyone in particular that you have your eye on? Someone that could possibly be a great fit for this Brand Warfare team that you have in mind?
(Madison bows her head down, smirking to herself, before bringing her head up.)
Madison Kaline: The one problem I find myself facing is the amount of options that I have on the roster. There are a lot of people that I could choose that would bring a lot to the table and really make the team I’m looking for feel whole. But once again, I have a whole month to decide who those people are going to be, so I’m going to take my time and make my decisions carefully. Because you never know which people could be your best and worst mistake especially in a situation like this. But off the top of my head? There are a lot of people I could name that are at the top of my list. Even though he and I aren’t on the best of terms, especially what happened this week, Amir Yusuf is someone that can hold his own in matches like these and has proven that. Someone like Jay Jerry Johnson is one of the hungrier people on the roster and looking to prove a point and have his first big break this Season. Returning favorites like Bronson Daniels come to mind. Then tag team players as well who already know the in’s and out’s of these sorts of matches like OBA or even Nick Hart and Shane Gates. Call me a fool for even considering them, but I know potential when I see it and all they need is the right time and right place and I might just be able to grant that to them.
Madison Kaline: Dynasty is a palace of opportunity and I’m really excited for what’s to come these next few weeks. I’ll be watching very closely to see who deserves a slot on my team and who doesn’t, and I’m sure that a lot of people will be vying for that knowing they’ll be on the winning side. But in the end, like I said, wait and see.
Michael Belfort: Madison, thank you for joining us.
(Madison continues to smirk before turning around and leaving the scene, leaving Michael to himself as he turns around and looks to the camera while Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition over to elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then transitions back over to the arena. More specifically, the broadcasting booth where Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen standing by with smiles on their faces.)
Stew-O: Bold words by Madison Kaline as the Brand Warfare team for Dynasty seems to be shaping up as Territorial Invasion gets closer and closer! But right now I want to take you back to what happened last week on Sunday Night Voltage, where Sofia Clarke conducted an interview with Voltage Elitist, Ronan Malosi.
[SCREENBAR – VOLTAGE 8/7/22]
(The camera goes from the broadcasting booth to the backstage area of the WIZink Arena last week, where Sofia Clarke is in the middle of interviewing Ronan Malosi.)
Ronan Malosi: I mean, imagine it. Imagine ruining Bronson’s return to the company before he could even get anything going, especially with everything that he was hyping himself up to accomplish in this run. In my eyes, that would be the perfect way for me to not just prove how good I am and how deserving I am of the type of platform that Bronson has undeservingly been put on, but also rectify what happened at Grand Rampage and prove that the Interwire Championship match that happened there between him and I was just a fluke. I know he wants to toot his horn on that, beating Ronan Malosi is a one-in-a-million chance and just like Minerva he got lucky. But I’m going to show him it’s not going to be that easy this time around, and beating me is something that he will never do again.
Sofia Clarke: Wow, so does this mean you accept Bronson Daniels’ challenge for Poor Unfortunate Souls??
Ronan Malosi: I literally just said that- Whatever. Yes, I do accept Bronson Daniels’ challenge, but let me just say now that he better be careful what he wishes for. He’s going to come into this match severely underestimating me based off of our last encounter and I’ll tell him upfront that is something that he does not want to do. I have grown since then, I have become a better Ronan Malosi and as you saw last week, I am one that can push the best to their limits because I in fact am the best Elitist in this entire company. I’m going to give you and everyone else a reason to remember me and give me the respect that I truly deserve. And at Poor Unfortunate Souls you are going to see a showing that is not going to be for the faint of heart. I am going to make an example out of Bronson Daniels, so much so that it’s going to make what happened to him at the hands of Andre Walker look like a cakewalk, so much so that it’s going to make him regret even considering returning to EAW. Because this is a different EAW, this is a different Ronan Malosi, and I guarantee you he is not going to survive what I have in store for him.
(The video pauses right there as the camera transitions over from the still shot of Ronan to that same one being shown on a television backstage in Palazzo Dello Sport at the present moment. The camera pans out as the person watching the screen is revealed to be none other than Bronson Daniels himself as the crowd in Rome here tonight erupt into thunderous cheers for the former Interwire Champion as a result. He’s dressed in his ring gear and is seen stretching, unfazed by what he’s just seen more so getting ready for the second match since his return against Jay Jerry Johnson coming up very soon. Standing beside him is Michael Belfort who holds a microphone in his hand and begins to speak.)
Michael Belfort: Bronson, to recap, last week on Dynasty before your match you put out an open challenge for Poor Unfortunate Souls. A challenge that went beyond the Dynasty brand as you called out anyone from Showdown or Voltage to face you on the Supershow. Well two days later we learned that Voltage’s Ronan Malosi has stepped up and answered your challenge. I think we all want to know your thoughts on that.
(Bronson chuckles for a moment before shaking his head, evidently out of disappointment for what he just watched.)
Bronson Daniels: You know, I really wanted to come into this return run of mine with a fresh mindset. Give people a chance, looking at it through a different lens, I’d like to call it being humble. And I’m sorry for feeling like I’m contradicting myself with what I’m going to say, but after seeing this…? I don’t know man, I just can’t help but feel unimpressed by how underwhelming this entire thing is. I feel like that’s what this situation has been made out to be, less the open challenge I put out. I think you can piece together the reason why.
Michael Belfort: Well we know the history that the two of you have with one another which dates back nearly a year and a half ago when the two of you faced one another for the Interwire Championship at Grand Rampage 2021. Of course that was an… interesting match… to say the least. But surely that shapes your perception for how you’re going to walk into Poor Unfortunate Souls right?
Bronson Daniels: Absolutely, because just like what happened at Grand Rampage, Ronan has once again bitten off more than he could chew. In case you forgot, I embarrassed him without even having to break a sweat. Like I was the ’01 Lakers and he’s was the G-League. He knows better than to take that gamble again, and if that didn’t prove it, then maybe this time around will be the opportunity to give him the reminder that he needs. Look though, I know I’ve been gone for some time now and it has been a bit. A lot has changed with the entirety of EAW and that’s something that I’ve needed to learn to be adjusted to. Even then I’ve watched that change at home and even though I only really have a bystander point of view when it comes to it, this “change” that Ronan likes to talk about… I don’t see it. At the end of the day he’s still the same delusional loser from a year and a half ago, running the same tired character that he always has acting like he’s an innovator for his unoriginality. With that, and that same mentality coming into play, it’s going to grant him the same results as it did previously, spoilers.
Michael Belfort: Well with Poor Unfortunate Souls being a week away, do you have anything to say to Ronan to close this off?
(Bronson holds out his hand as Michael hands him the microphone and steps out of the frame. Bronson then turns and looks towards the camera with a confident look on his face while he speaks.)
Bronson Daniels: Out of all of the people to answer my challenge… you? :mjlol: Look man, believe it or not I can sympathize with you. I know what you’re trying to fight for in this one, I think you made that pretty clear. You want to redeem yourself, and you’re looking for a rebound after you lost to Minerva at Midsummer Massacre. But there are better ways to go about this then flatout committing career suicide mine, c’mon. You know what I’ve done, you know what I’m capable of, and with your career already as fragile as it is what I might do to you might make it completely shatter. But hey, what do I know? At the end of the day the heart wants what it wants, and if this is what you want… then that is exactly what you’ll get. But at Poor Unfortunate Souls, don’t be so surprised when you end up doing what you do best… and that’s just another letdown performance. The pressure is on man, let’s see if you’re ready for the challenge.
(Bronson drops the microphone down to the ground before then turning around and beginning to make his way toward Gorilla Position and out of the scene. It’s the last shot seen before ultimately Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition over to elsewhere.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!
(‘Antihero’ by USA begins to play throughout the arena, as a mixed reaction of cheers and boos begin to pour down as Jay Jerry Johnson walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He looks confident for his match, as he begins to make his way down the rampway, and into the ring where he would back into his corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM YOKOHAMA, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 206 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘CHARISMATIC ARTIST’… JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Triple J!!! :blessed:!!!!!
Stew-O: Since being traded to Dynasty, Jay has been in a heated rivalry with Amir Yusuf, but after last week with them picking up a win over the former Tag Team Champions, this week, Triple J looks to branch off from Amir, as he faces a recently returning Bronson Daniels!
Flannery McCoy: One would have to think if Amir is watching somewhere, and maybe looking to cost Jay this match here tonight! But either way, Jay Jerry Johnson has a tough challenge for him this week, as since returning to EAW, Bronson Daniels is seemingly better than ever, and he is looking to prove that in this match!
(‘Antihero’ would fade out, as it would then be replaced by ‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin, which is given a hugely positive reaction from everyone in attendance as Bronson Daniels walks through the curtain and onto the stage! He has a smile on his face as he makes his way down the rampway, interacting with the fans before entering the ring, and backing into his corner.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… RESIDING IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS… ‘REMASTERED’… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!
Stew-O: As you said, Flannery, since returning to Elite Answers Wrestling, Bronson Daniels has come back with a point to prove. He wants to show that he is better than ever, and last week he did exactly that as he made quick work of his opponent. But this week the difficulty level rises, as he faces someone who is just as good in Jay Jerry Johnson!
Flannery McCoy: This match is definitely going to be a joy to watch, and it is also very unpredictable to guess a winner. I just know that both of these men are going to leave everything in the middle of that ring, and they will fight until there is a decisive winner. That is both of their mindsets, and they have shown that.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson immediately runs at Bronson Daniels, and they lock up right in the center of the ring. Jay locks in a side headlock, as he pushes Bronson towards the ropes, but Bronson gets free, as he rebounds off the ropes… and he goes behind Jay, grabbing him from the waist, before connecting with a release german! But Triple J landed right on his feet! Jay now takes a run for the ropes, and he catches Bronson Daniels with a dropkick, but he stays on his feet! And Jay gets back up to his feet, and he catches Bronson with a backfist!
Jake Mercer: But Bronson moves out of the way, and he catches Jay with a monkey flip! Jay lands hard onto the mat, but he quickly makes it up to his feet-… oh wait no! Bronson is picking the ankle, and Jay is trying to get out of the way, as he is hopping over to the ropes, and he grabs a hold of them… and he shifts the momentum, before rolling through, and he picks Bronson’s ankle, and locks in the ankle lock, getting Bronson far away from the ropes! Bronson looked for the ankle lock, but Jay is able to get one of his own in!
Flannery McCoy: And now it’s Bronson who has to struggle to get to the ropes, but remember that Jay Jerry Johnson completely shifted their bodies the complete other way, and now Bronson Daniels is looking the complete opposite ways from the ropes! Jay continues to wrench in the ankle lock, but Bronson is slowly getting up to his feet… WAIT JAY IS GOING TO SIT IN IT! BUT BRONSON JUMPS TO HIS SIDE AND GETS TO THE ROPES! A ROPE BREAK IS CAUSED AND TRIPLE J IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE ANKLE LOCK!
Stew-O: Bronson quickly moves to the apron, as Jay Jerry Johnson gets back up to his feet, and he looks to go back on the attack, catching Bronson with a right hand! Bronson is left staggering on the apron, but he catches Jay with a right hand of his own… BEFORE JUMPING INTO THE RING AND CATCHING JAY WITH A JUMPING DDT! Bronson plants Jay with that jumping DDT from the apron into the ring, and now he looks for the first cover of this match, and it could be the last!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Jay Jerry Johnson is able to manage an early kick out in this match, as it could have ended before it even got the chance to begin! Bronson Daniels makes it back up to his feet, and he looks to drag Triple J up with him as he looks to continue the attack, but Jay is now fighting back! Jay is catching Bronson with the forearm smashes, as he can’t defend himself, and Jay is able to get back up to his feet… AND A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT TO THE JAW! JAY CATCHES DANIELS WITH THE JUMPING KNEE, AND THEN ANOTHER ONE THAT SENDS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson now takes a run for the ropes, but Bronson quickly gets back up to his feet, and he goes around the waist once more, but this time Jay scouts it, and he takes a go around himself! Jay now wraps his arms around Bronson, and he connects with a backstabber, and yet that backstabber only positions Bronson back up to his feet! Jay quickly staggers back up, before pushing Bronson into the ropes, and he backs into yet another backstabber by Triple J! Jay has taken the advantage back in this match, and now he drops down and just starts beating down on Bronson Daniels, and he can’t even defend himself in this!
Stew-O: Those lefts and rights are connecting with force as Bronson can’t even keep his arms up, and now Jay is just beating down on him with elbow strikes! Those elbow strikes are vicious! The referee has to step in, as he tries holding Jay back as Bronson backs away into the corner, where the referee has to check on him. Jay is getting more and more aggressive in this match-… AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES, AND BOOTS BRONSON RIGHT IN THE FACE! BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE, AND JAY DRAGS BRONSON AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND GOES FOR A COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels gets the kickout! You can tell the frustration on Jay’s face, but he knows that it is going to take more than just that to beat Bronson Daniels, as he now drags him to the center of the ring, before running the ropes, and catching him with an elbow right in the chest! Jay Jerry Johnson is in control of this match as Bronson is defenseless, and yet another elbow connects right in the chest by Triple J! And then a third one! And a fourth!
Jake Mercer: And now after those four elbows, Triple J picks Bronson Daniels back up to his feet, before throwing him off the ropes… and Jay connects with a superkick! But Bronson was able to move out of the way! Bronson takes another run off the ropes, and he catches Jay with a jumping forearm! That sends Jay off his feet, as now Bronson quickly moves onto the apron, and he is climbing the top rope! Bronson Daniels is climbing the top rope as Jay is slowly getting back up to his feet, and Bronson is looking to take the risk for the reward! MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!
Stew-O: JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUST CAUGHT BRONSON DANIELS’ LEG WHILE HE WAS IN MIDAIR, AND THEY BOTH FALL DOWN TO THE MAT… AND JAY LOCKED IN A HEEL HOOK! WHAT A COUNTER! BRONSON HAS NOWHERE TO GO ONCE AGAIN! This is the second time that Triple J has gotten Bronson Daniels in a submission far away from the ropes, and the reward might be huge this time! It looks like Bronson is going to tap! He has nowhere to go, and it may be it for him! Jay continues to wrench the heel hook in tighter and tighter, and Bronson Daniels is going to have to tap here!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON DANIELS IS STILL HOLDING ON! Jay has the heel hook in TIGHT, but Bronson is still trying in all of his power to push to the ropes! He is trying to crawl to the best of his abilities but Triple J won’t let off! Bronson is getting closer… BUT JAY! JAY LET’S GO AND NOW HE PULLS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING… AND HE GOES TO LOCK IT IN AGAIN! BUT BRONSON KICKS HIM OFF! Bronson quickly gets back up to his feet as Jay charges towards him… AND A SUPERKICK! AND THEN A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW BRONSON DANIELS PUSHES A STILL STANDING TRIPLE J BACKWARDS, AS HE RUNS THE ROPES… AND HE SPRINGBOARDS!!! THE SPRINGBOARD VARIATION OF CHROME HEART TAGS!!!! SPRINGBOARD SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
…
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL?!?! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUST CAUGHT BRONSON DANIELS IN MIDAIR ONCE MORE, AND THIS TIME HE LAID HIM OUT WITH THE PRETTY VISITOR CUTTER! JAY IS STAGGERING TO THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
TTT-
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Bronson manages to get the shoulder up right before the three count, and Jay is getting even more frustrated at this, as he continues the beat down! The referee is trying to hold him back, but he won’t let off as he gets himself and Bronson back up to their feet… AND ANOTHER PRETTY VISITOR! WAIT NO! BRONSON MANAGES TO ESCAPE IT THIS TIME! Bronson pushes Jay away, and then catches him with a clothesline right to the back of the head, and that sends Jay right down to the mat!
Jake Mercer: Bronson quickly gets back up to his feet, and he runs the ropes, before connecting with that soccer kick right to the head of Jay Jerry Johnson! That just turned Jay’s lights off! Bronson now goes for the cover… wait no?? Bronson isn’t going for one just yet! He climbs back up to the top rope, and I think he is going to look to actually connect with that missile dropkick this time! Jay is slowly back up to his feet… AND BRONSON JUMPS, THE SECOND TIME’S A CHARM…
Stew-O: AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME! BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS WITH THE MISSILE DROPKICK ONTO JAY JERRY JOHNSON, AND THAT JUST SENT JAY HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! HOLY CRAP!!! You can tell how much that took out of both of these Elitists, but now Bronson is slowly making it back up to his feet! Ever since returning, there has been a new fire lit in Bronson, and it is being displayed here! Jay is able to get up to his feet, and he slowly backs up… BEFORE TURNING AROUND INTO THE CHROME HEART TAGS! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK IS ABLE TO CONNECT THIS TIME!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE BRONSON ISN’T DONE! Jay looks completely out of it, but Bronson isn’t going to stop there as he drags Jay back up to his knees, before locking his wrists! Jay has nowhere to go, and Bronson is just smiling deviously right in the face of Triple J, before stepping back… AND HE STEPS INTO ‘COUPLE GOALS’!!!! BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE WRIST LOCK KNEE STRIKE! BUT HE DOESN’T LET GO, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND ONE! JAY FALLS FLAT, AND NOW ALL BRONSON HAS TO DO IS GET HIMSELF INTO THE COVER FOR THE WIN!
Jake Mercer: And slowly, but surely… he does! Bronson Daniels makes it into the cover! Triple J’s lights are out, and Bronson hooks the leg, as the referee gets into position! This could be the end right here! Bronson may have won this match!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTHHHH-
Stew-O: NOOO!!!! IT ISN’T OVER! JAY JERRY JOHNSON GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! The referee was able to notice it right before the three, and it was counted as a rope break! Bronson Daniels does not look happy! He is arguing with the referee, and this is seemingly giving Jay time to recover. Bronson gets back up to his feet, as Jay is crawling around, before getting up with the help of the ropes, and now Bronson runs the ropes… and he charges at Triple J, but gets caught with a superkick by Jay, and Bronson crumbles down to the mat below!
Flannery McCoy: AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS QUICKLY TAKING ADVANTAGE AS HE JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE… AND THEN HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, AND HE CONNECTS WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! We didn’t expect that to come from Jay, but he landed it perfectly as Bronson is at a loss of breath from it! But you can tell that Jay is feeling the effects from it as well, as he is holding onto his gut and because of that, he can’t make a cover! The move was effective, but it also cost him, as it hurt himself in the process of doing it!
Jake Mercer: But Triple J is still looking to follow up! He is yelling for Bronson Daniels to get up to his feet, and it looks like he is setting up for something! He is forced to wait as Bronson is slowly making it up to his feet… slowly but surely, and with the help of the ropes, Bronson finally gets back up… but Jay rebounds off the ropes, and he charges towards Bronson Daniels! BRONSON DOESN’T KNOW WHAT IS ABOUT TO HIT HIM AS JAY CONNECTS WITH A ROCKET KICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL! ‘PARALLELISM’ JUST TOOK BRONSON’S HEAD OFF… BUT HE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Whether it was accidental or on purpose, Bronson Daniels just found a way to escape losing this match after the Parallelism rocket kick, and Jay Jerry Johnson does not look happy about it! Bronson is slowly getting up to his feet… AND JAY IS GOING TO TAKE ANOTHER RISK! JAY RUNS THE ROPES, AND HE LOOKS FOR A SUICIDE DIVE! SUICIDE DIVE TO BRONSON DANIELS… WAIT BRONSON JUST CAUGHT JAY WITH A CHROME HEART TAGS IN MIDAIR! TRIPLE J HAS JUST FALLEN LIMP AFTER THAT, AND BRONSON FALLS AS WELL! THE REFEREE HAS TO START A COUNT!
ONE!
TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Neither Bronson Daniels nor Jay Jerry Johnson are moving! The referee is forced to continue the count, and this may just end in a double countout!
THREE!
FOUR!
………..
(Movement starts to be made…)
FIVE!
SIX!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON DANIELS! BRONSON DANIELS IS SLOWLY MAKING IT UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE GETS UP WITH THE HELP OF THE APRON!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW BRONSON HAS TO PULL JAY’S DEAD WEIGHT UP AND INTO THE RING… AND HE DOES! BRONSON GETS JAY INTO THE RING, AND FOLLOWS SUIT, BREAKING THE COUNT! Both of these Elitists have gone through hell and back in this match, and we might be reaching the end of this match right now! Bronson is setting Jay up for something!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is out on his knees… AND BRONSON RUNS AT HIM WITH THE RUNNING BACK ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! ‘MICKEY I JUST KNOCKED YOU OUT’ CONNECTS-… WAIT NO IT DOESN’T! JAY FALLS OVER AND HE JUST EVADED THE ELBOW, AND NOW HE SLOWLY PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET! BRONSON QUICKLY GETS BACK UP A WELL… AND JAY RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIM!!! PRETTY VISITOR!! PRETTY VISITOR BY JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT NO! BRONSON IS HOLDING HIS GROUND AS HE PUSHES JAY OFF ONCE AGAIN… but Jay connects with a quick overhead kick that catches Bronson right on the mark! Bronson staggers into the ropes, and Jay gets back up, before dragging Bronson to the center of the ring! JAY IS HOOKING THE ARMS OF BRONSON! BRONSON DANIELS HAS NOWHERE HE CAN GO… AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON CONNECTS WITH ALT + F4!!! TIGER DRIVER ‘98 CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE MARK!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT DOESN’T!!! BRONSON DANIELS IS STILL HOLDING HIS GROUND… AND HE GETS JAY OFF, THROWING HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER WITH A BACKDROP, BUT JAY LANDED RIGHT ON HIS FEET! JAY CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL! AND NOW HE IS RUNNING THE ROPES… BUT BRONSON CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK OF HIS OWN! JAY STAGGERS, AND HE STAGGERS BACK INTO THE ROPES, REBOUNDING OFF THEM… AND BRONSON CATCHES JAY! BRONSON DANIELS HAS A HOLD OF TRIPLE J… AND HE UNDERHOOKS THE ARMS! JAY CAN’T ESCAPE, AND BRONSON LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR… AND SAVAGE MODE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO CONNECT! LIFTING UNDERHOOK GUTBUSTER!!!
Stew-O: AND WITH JAY JERRY JOHNSON COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, BRONSON DANIELS CRAWLS INTO THE COVER! IT’S OVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!
(‘Runnin’ begins to play throughout the arena once more, as a huge reaction of overflowing cheers is given to the winner of the match, Bronson Daniels! Bronson slowly is able to get back up to his feet, where the referee would raise his hand in victory, before giving Bronson the time to celebrate.)
Flannery McCoy: What a match we had just witnessed! The two of these Elitists went to hell and back, and they went through an absolute war, and in the end Bronson Daniels was able to leave Dynasty with the victory, and he had to earn it!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson left it all in the ring, but in the end it wasn’t enough as Bronson Daniels picked up the huge victory in his second match back since returning to the company. Congratulations to Bronson Daniels!
(Bronson Daniels would continue to celebrate his victory, as Jay Jerry Johnson would look frustrated in defeat on the outside of the ring. The camera would then fade elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for credit card fraud prevention featuring Bronson Daniels who is pissed off over someone purchasing ten copies of Hotel Translyvania 3 using his card.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
(‘A Stranger I Remain’ by Free Dominguez begins to play throughout the arena to a hugely negative reaction of boos raining down, as Amir Yusuf would slowly make his presence felt, walking through the curtain and onto the stage. He breathes in the hate he is given, as he cockily walks down the rampway, and climbs up the steps before entering the ring, and going to his corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… RESIDING IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS… WEIGHING IN AT 182 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘IRREPLACEABLE’… AMIR YUSUF!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well, as Jay Jerry Johnson had just competed not long ago against Bronson Daniels, it seems that now it is his rival’s turn to step into the ring, as here is Amir Yusuf! He has had a huge change of mood in recent months, and it seems that he truly believes it has set him up for success, as he may have the chance to take out a Hall Of Famer here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Madison Kaline is great, but I can see that Amir Yusuf is going to make sure that he holds his own in that ring, and he will do whatever it takes to make sure that at the end of the night, he can say that he has beaten a Hall Of Famer, and prove that he should have been chosen to be the Team Captain for the Brand Warfare match.
(‘A Stranger I Remain’ would fade out, as it would then be replaced by ‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff, the boos only continuing to get louder, as this time it is Madison Kaline who makes her presence felt, entering through the curtain and onto the stage. She makes her way down the ramp, not acknowledging the fans as she would quickly get into the ring, and back into her corner.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS… SHE IS THE ‘MISTRESS OF DEATH’… MADISON KALINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last week, Madison Kaline was named the Team Captain for Dynasty in the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion, and now it seems that this week she is going to prove why she deserves the role of Team Captain as she goes up against one of the rising Elitists on the Dynasty, Amir Yusuf.
Stew-O: This match is going to be great! Both of these Elitists have something to prove here tonight, and it looks like they are going to be willing to leave everything in that ring to make sure that they prove their points. We both know that neither Amir Yusuf nor Madison Kaline are going to back down here tonight, and we are going to get a decisive winner!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! AND FROM THE GETGO, AMIR YUSUF CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS MADISON AND OVERWHELMS HER INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE LEFTS AND RIGHTS! Amir knows what this match means to him this week, and he is going all out, starting right away by giving Madison hell! Madison is able to get herself out of the corner, but Amir is still going at her, now kicking her at the legs! Amir is getting the advantage here early on, and he sweeps her leg out from underneath her, as she falls down to the mat on her knees!
Flannery McCoy: AND AMIR YUSUF RUNS THE ROPES, CATCHING MADISON WITH A QUICK KNEE STRIKE! Madison might be out of it already! Amir quickly drags Madison to the center of the ring, and he is going for the first cover of this match, and it might already be the last as Madison looks out of it!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Madison Kaline quickly gets the kickout! Amir had an early storm, and it looks like he is going to continue it as he gets up to his feet, before running the ropes… but Madison quickly grabs a hold of him, and gets him with a side headlock takeover! Amir has been caught, as Madison continues to wrench it in, and Amir seemingly has nowhere to go. He is trying to get back up to his feet, but Madison is keeping him at bay after the early storm she had just experienced. But Amir Yusuf is quickly fighting out of it!
Stew-O: Amir Yusuf is able to get back up to his feet, and out of the grip of the side headlock-… but Madison knees Amir right in the gut, before running the ropes and catching Amir with yet another knee that sends Amir over and down to the mat. Madison has quickly taken control of this match, but Amir is able to quickly get back up, before grabbing a hold of Madison and floating her over with an armdrag! Amir holds on, and he connects with another one, and then a third before releasing! Amir now quickly runs the ropes, and he goes for a soccer kick!
Flannery McCoy: But Madison Kaline is able to quickly move out of the way, as she gets back up to her feet before grabbing Amir from behind, wrapping her arms around his waist, and she connects with a release german suplex! In a heartbeat, Amir gets flattened, landing on his head from the german suplex, and now Madison is able to take the time to get the well needed breathing room as she crawls back into the corner and awaits for Amir to get back up to his feet.
Jake Mercer: Amir Yusuf is able to slowly make it back to his feet, but Madison looks to take immediate advantage, as she clips the leg of Amir, and that just sends him right back down to a knee! Madison now takes a run for the ropes… BUT AMIR QUICKLY IS BACK UP, AND HE TURNS RIGHT TOWARDS MADISON AND LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE WITH A BURST OF ENERGY-… BUT MADISON JUST MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND AMIR HAS A ROUGH LANDING! And Madison Kaline gets Amir back up, before connecting with a neckbreaker! And a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: But Amir Yusuf gets the kickout at two! Madison quickly gets back up to her feet, and she continues the beat down! Stomping on the chest of Amir, as Amir rolls away into the ropes. The referee forces Madison to back away as Amir slowly gets up to his feet… BUT AMIR YUSUF RUNS STRAIGHT AT MADISON KALINE WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED AND CATCHES HER WITH A CALF KICK! Now it is Amir Yusuf who is once again back in control, as he quickly picks Madison up to her feet, before connecting with a step-up enzuigiri!!
Flannery McCoy: But Madison Kaline moves out of the way and Amir Yusuf falls flat on the mat! BUT AMIR POPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK AND NOW THEY ARE BOTH DOWN! Amir crawls towards the ropes to get up to his feet, and he charges towards Madison and connects with the soccer kick this time around! It is able to connect this time, and Madison falls limp onto the mat. But Amir Yusuf ain’t done, as he picks Madison Kaline back up to her feet… and he throws her out of the ring? What can he do with this??
Jake Mercer: AMIR YUSUF IS RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE TAKES A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE… BUT WAIT! HE LANDED RIGHT WITH HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND THE HEAD OF MADISON, AND NOW HE SPINS AROUND… TILT-A-WHIRL DDT! AMIR YUSUF JUST HIT A SUICIDE DIVE TILT-A-WHIRL DDT, AND HE SPIKED MADISON’S HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Madison Kaline has been planted, and now Amir quickly grabs her dead weight of a body, as he throws her back into the ring and follows suit. Yusuf now climbs up to the top rope, and it looks like he is going for a huge risk!
Stew-O: But he can’t take that risk as Madison Kaline rolls out of bounds! Amir Yusuf jumps back down into the ring, as now Madison is on the complete other side, and she is now getting up with the help of the ropes, but Amir is waiting for her… and Amir charges right at her with a shotgun dropkick! Madison Kaline just got sent straight into the corner, and now Amir is back up to his feet! Amir is back up to his feet! Madison doesn’t know where she is!
Flannery McCoy: AND AMIR YUSUF RUNS STRAIGHT FROM THE OTHER CORNER AND KICKS MADISON KALINE’S HEAD OFF WITH THE HELLUVA KICK! MADISON IS OUT! Madison Kaline crumbles down to the floor, and Amir is quickly pulling her to the center of the ring, and he is going for a cover! This could be the end of the match right here!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTT-
Jake Mercer: BUT MADISON KALINE PICKS THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THE THREE! And she immediately shoves at the face of Amir in a clear act of disrespect, but Amir SLAPS the hel- heck out of Madison Kaline!! He’s not gonna give up on the offense. Amir Yusuf now pulls Madison Kaline up to her feet and swings with a kick to the back of her knee, taking her down yet again!!
Stew-O: And now with leverage from the ropes, Amir Yusuf drops down onto Madison Kaline’s chest with a double knee drop!! Both knees at the same time being driven right into the lungs of Madison! That has GOT to hurt. And now Amir drags Madison by her leg into the centre of the ring- AND AMIR WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT-
Flannery McCoy: BUT MADISON HAS HER KNEES UP!! Madison Kaline quickly scouted Amir Yusuf’s standing moonsault, and it could have been due to the amount of time she was given to recover as Amir had to get her into perfect position. But now with Amir Yusuf holding onto his gut, Madison gets up to a knee and lands a forearm strike straight to his jaw! Amir now falls down to a knee and becomes eye level with Madison- AND MADISON WITH A HEAD BUTT?! Amir Yusuf just got rocked from that move.
Jake Mercer: Now it’s Madison Kaline slowing down the momentum of Amir Yusuf with tactical strikes and offense, mostly to the face of The Irreplaceable, and it’s working. She has Amir Yusuf down and out already and begins to stomp on his arm, and now his leg, and now a kick to the face! Madison Kaline isn’t letting off! Madison Kaline grabs the arm of Amir Yusuf and walks over into the centre of the ring – lifting him up in the process – AND SHE TURNS HIM AROUND AND LANDS A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: Amir Yusuf landed right on the back of his neck, and Madison Kaline is looking to head to the top rope.. She turns around AND LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP!! AND A MOONSAULT OF HER OWN!! THE MADDIE BOMB CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF AMIR YUSUF, AND SHE FALLS INTO A COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND A KICK OUT FROM AMIR YUSUF!! Amir Yusuf just kicked out of the Maddie Bomb! The resiliency that he is showing thus far is incredible, and you can tell that Madison Kaline isn’t having it at all. She is pissed!! But Madison Kaline gets right back up to her feet and springboards off of the ropes- AND LANDS A LIONSAULT- NO!!! AMIR YUSUF MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF HARM’S WAY AND MADISON CRASHES INTO THE MAT!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW AMIR YUSUF WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOVE OF HIS OWN AS HE LANDS A DROPKICK TO MADISON KALINE WHO WAS TRYING TO STAY UP AND KEEP HER BALANCE!!! Madison goes crashing into the corner now from the dropkick and Amir stands tall. He takes a step back and then begins to run towards Madison and lands double knees in the corner!!!
Stew-O: And now he picks Madison Kaline up, and plants her down with a Russian leg sweep. Amir Yusuf mouths away at his fallen opponent and crouches down, landing a couple of punches! Amir now grabs Madison Kaline by the hair and SLAMS her head straight into the mat!!
Jake Mercer: Amir Yusuf is showing great aggression here, and that counts for a lot of things, as he now hits a double stomp to the abdomen of Madison Kaline. Madison grabs onto her stomach and attempts to get up to her feet but Amir shoots her right back down with an inziguri! And now a heel kick to the back of the head!!
Flannery McCoy: And now Amir Yusuf jumps up over the ropes and ascends to the top! He gets his balance before pointing down to Madison Kaline who lays flat on the mat- AND A JUMPS OFF AND LANDS A DIVING KNEE DROP STRAIGHT TO KALINE’S SKULL!!! WHAT A MANEUVER!! And he’s not stopping there!
Jake Mercer: No he isn’t! Amir Yusuf grabs the head of Madison Kaline and begins to grind his knee straight into her face!!! He’s yelling at her as one of the hardest parts of the human body gets driven straight into one of the most precious and fragile ones!!
Stew-O: Amir Yusuf BRUTALLY carving into the forehead of Madison Kaline with those knees of his! And now he finally let’s go of the attack… And now he picks up Madison and throws her arm over his shoulder, AND DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRAIN BUSTER- NO!! NOT YET. MADISON WAS ABLE TO DROP HER FEET DOWN TO THE MAT AND PREVENT THE COMPLETE FALL!! AND NOW A NECKBREAKER BY MADISON KALINE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A COUNTER!! AMIR WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL! NEITHER WAS I… Amir Yusuf is stirring on his hands and knees trying to get back up, and Madison notices this as she rushes towards him.. AND MADISON KALINE LANDS AN M.O.D.!!! THE FAMEASSER CONNECTS!! That’s the second signature move of hers that she’s used in this match – A cover now on Amir. This has to be it!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!!
THHRRR-
Jake Mercer: NOOPPEE!!!! AMIR YUSUF STAYS ALIVE **AGAIN**!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH FROM AMIR YUSUF AS HE IS ABLE TO SNAP BACK AFTER EVERY MAIN ATTACK OF THE WOMAN THAT MAIN EVENTED MIDSUMMER MASSACRE WITH OUR UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!!! Madison has tried everything in her power to make sure that Amir stays down, and yet he simply will not give up! And now Madison just continues the beatdown as she starts to elbow the crap out of Amir! Amir is lifeless right now – he can’t defend himself from this attack, as all he can do is try to crawl away!
Stew-O: But Madison won’t allow him to do so! Madison pulls Amir Yusuf back up to his feet… AMIR! AMIR JUST HIT A WILD HEADBUTT AND THAT HIT THE MARK AS MADISON LOOKS OUT OF IT ON HER FEET! Amir is quickly staggering back up to his feet, and he runs the ropes, before connecting with the step-up enzuigiri! Madison is weary, as Amir hits yet another one! And a third, and that sends Madison down to her knees!
Flannery McCoy: BUT AMIR PICKS HER RIGHT BACK UP, AND CONNECTS WITH THE KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER! BUT AMIR CAN’T CAPITALIZE! Amir uses too much energy, and Madison just rolls away and into the ropes! Amir is running on pure adrenaline and in some parts of this match, it has almost looked like he has gone back to his old roots but you look at that evil smirk on his face and you can tell that is far from the truth!
Jake Mercer: And now Amir Yusuf is picking Madison Kaline back up to her feet, and it looks like he is about to finish it right here! He bends Madison… AND HE GOES FOR WHEN REALITY HITS!! ROLLING CUTTER!!! WAIT NO! Madison is fighting out of it! Madison is fighting out of it as she pushes Amir away… AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN! Both Elitists are in desperation mode right now as they are trying their hardest to stay in the match!
Stew-O: BUT IT MAY NOT MATTER! THIS MATCH MAY BE ENDING RIGHT HERE!! Madison pulls Amir in by the waist, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! The impact of that suplex bounces Amir back up to his feet, AND MADISON RUNS THE ROPES! AFTERLIFE CLOTHESLINE! THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL RIGHT TO AMIR YUSUF!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! AMIR YUSUF DUCKS IT… AND HE PULLS MADISON KALINE OVER INTO A SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP! AMIR MAY HAVE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AMIR YUSUF!!!!
Stew-O: AMIR YUSUF JUST STOLE THE VICTORY! He just pulled a fast one on Madison Kaline, and Madison does NOT look happy about it, but the fact of the matter is that Amir Yusuf just got a win over the team captain of the Brand Warfare match! If there is any reason Amir should be in the match like he was trying to prove, this helped his cause-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT AMIR YUSUF DOESN’T KNOW WHO IS BEHIND HIM-
Jake Mercer: PRETTY VISITOR! JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND DELIVERED THE PRETTY VISITOR CUTTER RIGHT TO AMIR YUSUF, AND NOW HE IS CONTINUING THE BEATDOWN! MADISON IS LOOKING ON AS JAY PICKS AMIR UP TO HIS FEET… AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE TIGER DRIVER ‘98. ‘ALT + F4’!!!!
Madison Kaline: :notbad:
(Jay Jerry Johnson would quickly get up to his feet, spitting on Amir as a sign of disrespect, before turning around, and running right into Madison Kaline.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: :ufdup:
Madison Kaline: (Off-Mic) :whoa: I just wanted to say that after what I just watched… Team Dynasty needs that kind of aggression on our team come the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion.
Jay Jerry Johnson: mjgrin:
Madison Kaline: (Off-Mic) So… I was wondering if you would want to be on Team Dynasty?
Stew-O: :oh:
Jake Mercer: :oh:
Flannery McCoy: :oh:
…..
Jay Jerry Johnson: I’m in.
Crowd: :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!
(Madison Kaline would smile, as she would exit the ring, and Jay Jerry Johnson stares down at Amir, before posing and exiting the ring himself as the camera would fade elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty continues on and the scene opens up from a commercial break within the backstage area, the camera coming upon the trio of Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, Astraea Jordan, and The Visual Prophet already talking among themselves.)
Astraea Jordan: I really don’t get why we have to compete against these nobodies. Like, what is being the team of obvious winners in a match against The Ice Aces supposed to do for us? It’s a win, sure, but I could really do without having our time wasted like this; it’s not like they stood a real chance against us and anyone thinking otherwise never wanted us to win at all.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Just cacs who can’t stand to hear the truth – about EAW or themselves! They think they’re better than they are, so when they see us thriving and threatening their so-called standard, we have to deal with their white tears! Just look at Limmy! He’s spent weeks going on about how all he wants to do is make The Visual Prophet suffer because he thinks he actually stood some kind of chance against Andre Walker :mjlol:! But don’t even get me started on that garbage from last week. SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe helping that YT out?! I couldn’t believe it!
The Visual Prophet: I could. SOSA knows that the one way to keep himself relevant and have people actually interested in what he’s doing is by keeping himself involved with me :mjpls:. SOSA isn’t new to this at all, he knows exactly what he’s doing whether he wants to admit it or not because otherwise, who knows what he’d be wasting his time with; throwing himself into my business with Limmy is really something else though. Is Bulletstorm really that desperate for clout they gotta throw themselves into my side feud?! I just know already that last week’s mess is gonna have them really thinking they did something and they’re gonna be back for more.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Well, I don’t like it! At all! I don’t care who it is who’s dumb enough to stand in our way, but the fact they want to go and put themselves on the side of that handpicked mayo mutant?! Disney is trying to colonize the brand that Viz held up on his back for three consecutive Seasons, and SOSA and Aurora are letting it happen right in front of their faces; you can’t cure that kinda stupidity!
Astraea Jordan: Tyrone’s weird decision to throw Limmy that opportunity over someone like Viz aside, Aurora and SOSA weren’t gonna let what happened at Midsummer Massacre go. We just didn’t think they’d go as far as helping out Limmy last week, but it’s not like they care about Limmy alone; they wouldn’t have been rushing to his side any other week if it was anyone else going after him. But I just know they’re gonna be throwing it in our faces that they chased us off and had us outnumbered or whatever; Aurora especially is gonna be wanting to act like she made me look like fool and I’m really not trying to hear it from her. Never mind the fact that Limmy is gonna use this whole situation now to keep on insisting he’s worth a damn at all. If it goes on like this, people are gonna start thinking they can just do whatever to us to get some clout if they get involved in our business.
(Astraea, frustrated, rolls her eyes and Angelo is quick to notice this, his eyes going wide at the thought.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Absolute not! Absolutely not! No! That’s the last idea anyone around here needs to go getting about us, because what they NEED to be remembering is that Soul Food Sunday came together for a purpose and a cause. Last week wasn’t anything but SOSA and Aurora deciding to catch everyone off guard because like you said, would they even be hurrying to help out Limmy if it wasn’t us involved? This isn’t anything that you two couldn’t handle when it comes down to it – you two from a lineage of fighters, warriors, leaders, and African royalty! That alone changes everything because that’s enough to deal with anything, including Bulletstorm because they don’t have that going for them – not anymore. Those fools lost it when they decided to become the blatant sellouts that they are!!!
(But just then before Angelo can continue, there’s a knock at the door and everyone can be seen turning their attention to the door as it’s clearly unexpected.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Now who the hell…
(Angelo opens the door and he’s met with the sight of Usagi Senshi, Ayu Megumi, and ARIA – The Ice Aces! Angelo looks them up and down with obvious confusion on his face, before looking back over his shoulder to Astraea and Viz.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Were you two expecting them or something?
ARIA: Actually, none of you were. It was decided by us to come over and find you guys to just say, you know, we’re expecting a competitive match against a former World Champion and a woman who’s been the Empress of Elite before. Besides looking for a win ourselves, Usagi and I want to show no matter what happens that we’re going to give it our all, and good luck out there-
The Visual Prophet: “Luck”?! :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!
Astraea Jordan: Why in the world are you wishing us luck?
Usagi Senshi: I wasn’t so big on the idea, but the more we all got to talking, I figured what harm could it really do? We don’t have any other intentions here, meaning we don’t plan on attacking you while you’re not expecting it or anything – we really just wanted to say that we want a fair match-
Astraea Jordan: I think you misunderstood the question, Usagi. When I asked why you’re wishing the two of us luck, I was asking why in the world aren’t you three hoping that your the ones who end up with it? Because I can promise you, me and Viz sure don’t need your “luck” when you need it a whole hell of a lot more than we do.
(Usagi scoffs and shakes her head.)
Usagi Senshi: Is this really how you act? People are genuinely nice to you and you just throw it back in their faces because you think you’re so above them?
Ayu Megumi: It really wasn’t too much to ask that Angelo doesn’t involve himself like he’s done in your guys’ matches before, since we know he’ll be out there with you two also. It also wasn’t too much for you guys to even just say thanks, but instead, you decided to laugh in our faces-
The Visual Prophet: :mjlol:!!!! Now this is cute, really. You guys wanted to come around and act like you’re doing the right thing, try to tell Angelo what to do, wish US luck like we need it when you know exactly who we are – but it’s also a whole waste of time. I mean, Angelo or no Angelo, what the hell do you think is gonna happen out there, that you guys are actually gonna stand a chance out there?
Astraea Jordan: Like, be serious with yourselves, for real. I don’t know how you could come up with the idea between the three of you that we’d ever need you to try to bring us down your level-
ARIA: Wow, really? Is this really how it’s going to go? We get that you’re both accomplished and we can respect that at the end of the day, but it’s obvious to us that you’ve really got enough ego between the two of you to see to it that you think you’re too good for even the simplest things like a sincere conversation.
Astraea Jordan: You’re damn right we think we’re too good to be getting useless “good luck” wishes from a couple rookies who literally don’t compare to either of us on any level. But somehow, you convinced yourselves that you could just, what, be all friendly like you didn’t just interrupt a far more important conversation and waste our time? We got better things to be doing.
(Astraea waves them off but The Ice Aces remain standing there, frustrated that their good intentions were just now so easily dismissed.)
Usagi Senshi: If this is how you want it to be then fine, have it your way. But we’re going to make sure that you guys regret treating us like this.
(Soul Food Sunday are left with the seemingly ominous threat from The Ice Aces before the three women depart from the scene, leaving Viz, Astraea and Angelo to themselves as they turn away from the door.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that we just went ahead and added another whole team to our list of enemies already. Not that those girls are any factor… but maybe we should consider a third member?
The Visual Prophet: A third member? Yeah, because you trying to recruit people has worked out so well.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Just because Aurora decided to stick with SOSA and find out the hard way that they’re eventually going to realize that it was a mistake to go against us doesn’t mean anything! There’s surely got to be-
(But Angelo finds himself cut off as a hand clearly not belonging to any of The Ice Aces is seen tapping him on the shoulder.)
???: Excuse me-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Didn’t we already tell you three to get outta here?!
(Dr. Angelo whirls around not to find The Ice Aces standing there in the doorway, but rather, Friday Night General Manager Tyrone Montgomery!)
Tyrone Montgomery: Don’t worry, I come in peace, actually! I just wanted to let you know that I happened to overhear your guys’ conversation just now and I’m thinking that I just might be able to help you guys out with finding that third member.
Astraea Jordan: :comeagain:
Tyrone Montgomery: I’ve been in contact with this person and I can say that they have actual experience with working with a corporation on a level like Disney’s, and they’ll fit like a glove, I’m sure of it. They fit the exact kind of initiative that Disney wants to push that’ll move this industry forward. Trust me, it’ll be great, and when the time comes for you all to know it is, you’ll know I’m right!
(Tyrone offers a smile but they’re nonetheless confused as he leaves from the scene. Astraea throws her arms up in the air, shaking her head.)
Astraea Jordan: Now what the hell was that all about?!
(But no one has an answer for her as they all look at one another, the scene fading out as they try to figure out what Tyrone was getting at.)
(The camera would fade back to the ringside area, inside the Pallazo Dello Sport in Rome Italy, panning over to Stephie Love standing in the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!!
Crowd: :tomvibing:
(‘Pinky! Pinky!’ by LADYBABY would hit the speakers, as the crowd would jump to immense cheers. The Ice Aces’ graphics would appear on the EAW Titantron high above the stage, followed by all three members walking out onto the stage. They would all pose at the top of the ramp, before fist bumping one another. Ayu and Usagi would hold hands as they walk to the ring, while ARIA high fives members of the audience. Eventually, Ayu would kiss Usagi on the cheek, before Usagi and ARIA slide into the ring while she waits at ringside. Usagi and ARIA would pose in the center of the ring, before walking to their corner.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… Usagi Senshi and ARIA… THE ICE ACESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Pinky! Pinky!’ would fade out as the two team members continue posing, before being replaced by ‘Ain’t Nobody’ by Rufus and Chaka Khan. The crowd would immediately jump to boos, as a slight chuckle can be heard from Limmy Monaghan sat at the commentary table. The Visual Prophet, Astraea Jordan and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo would all walk out through the curtains, all posing as they would in their singles entrance – with Dr. Angelo hyping his two clientees up. He would walk with them down to the ring, as they eventually slide into the apron and enter together.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 430 pounds… Astraea Jordan… The Visual Prophet… SOUUUULL FOOOD SUNDAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
(The crowd would boo, as ‘Ain’t Nobody’ fades out from the speakers. Viz would give Astraea a grin and a nod, before entering onto the apron, allowing her to start this matchup first, whereas Usagi allows herself to start the match on her own. The two would wait in their corners, before the bell would ring…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And we are underway! We start the match with Usagi Senshi and Astraea Jordan, both circling the ring just seeking for an opening! Usagi drops and slides to her knee, grabbing Astraea by the waist! Usagi connects with a waist takedown, lifting Astraea off her feet ever so slightly, before planting her stomach-first into the mat! Astraea rolls to her back however Usagi locks in a side headlock on the ground! Usagi is wearing her down, but not for long, as Astraea is quickly able to use her strength to roll Usagi off of her!
Stew-O: Astraea and Usagi roll to their feet, with Usagi charging towards her opponent – however Astraea quickly lifts her up for the Gorilla Press Drop, likely following it up with a standing moonsault- however Usagi is able to slip off her shoulders, before pulling her down into the school boy cover!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: But a kick out from Astraea almost instantly pushes the two of them out of the cover! The two Elitists recover straight back to their feet- BUT USAGI SENSHI QUICKLY LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE ‘FATALITY’ RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE, HER FINISHING MANEUVER, RIGHT ON ASTRAEA’S JAW!
Jake Mercer: A move that Dynasty’s local Captain Caucasian Limmy Monaghan uses frequently, however, Astraea was able to dodge out of the way of, sending Usagi straight into the ropes- BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A WHIPLASH GERMAN SUPLEX! The second her opponent rebounded, Astraea connected with a huge german suplex showing off her fantastic agility and athleticism all at the same time! She spikes Usagi right on her neck, and due to the speed she flung into the mat, she bounces straight back to her knees before falling right back down yet again! Astraea made her do an entire cartwheel!
Limmy Monaghan: Completely unsure as to why Jared Leto and Christian Bale’s love child is obsessed with playing the same games Viz, D’Angelo and Astraea are but it beats having Gavin here. I don’t particularly like anyone associated with my opponent next week but I’ll save that for when it matters; it’s undeniable that Astraea has talent way beyond the average Elitist, and if Usagi wants to keep up she’ll have to think way differently. That isn’t to trash on her either, I know from experience what it takes to be one step ahead of Astraea.
Jake Mercer: Yeah yeah yeah, whatever you CAC!
Stew-O: …Anywho. Astraea grabs Usagi by the jaw, pulling her up to a standing base, before she immediately places Usagi in the arm-triangle! Astraea connects… WITH THE KATA GATAME SUPLEX! PLANTING HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, DOING A TON OF DAMAGE IN THE PROCESS! Usagi was planted on her neck right there, usually it would be the back, and this allows Astraea to take FULL control!
Ayu Megumi: (off-mic) :lupe: :lupe: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Astraea grabs Usagi by the hair and drags her over to the corner where Viz is promptly waiting! He tags in!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: Viz enters the ring as Astraea holds Usagi in position by the wrist! Viz grabs her other wist, before the two Irish Whip Usagi into the ropes… before connecting with a Double Hip Toss! That’s not it though as Astraea hits the ropes, before hitting Usagi with a Shining Wizard… closing off the combination with a huge standing moonsault, as Viz PUSHES ASTRAEA THROUGH THE AIR onto Usagi Senshi! What a combo by this fantastic newly-formed team here tonight, showing off exactly why they’re moving straight up to the top. With Viz’s stature, and the expectation for Astraea, it’s no doubt they’ll do great things!
Limmy Monaghan: You aren’t wrong, they’re just not doing it before me. Unlike them I don’t need to denounce my opponents, and they’re proving to be formidable as a duo, which isn’t a surprise. I mean, I wasn’t jumped left right and center by people who could not coordinate. :francis:
Stew-O: But now it’s Usagi who is feeling the effects of that, as The Visual Prophet does not seem to be finished with her! He pulls her up to her feet- but Usagi fights back with a forearm to the jaw! Despite that tag maneuver she is not backing down!
Jake Mercer: But Viz barely flinches! He jolts his head backward, but other than that, nothing! He taps his cheek offering her up for another… which connects- OH! VIZ DROPS HER WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! IT JUST TOOK ONE SHOT AND HE GOT HER DOWN, USAGI IS EXTREMELY SMALL IN COMPARISON TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! Viz grabs her by the hair now before picking her up off the ground, he’s going to plant her into the mat! He grabs her around the waist… BEFORE THROWING HER OVER HIS HEAD! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Usagi is in an awful position right now as The Visual Prophet is completely manhandling her, and he has a big smile on his face as he does so, obviously enjoying himself here tonight! Viz grabs Usagi once more, lifting her up off the mat, before throwing her into the corner –
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: – WHERE SHE IS ABLE TO HANDSTAND ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BEFORE PUSHING OFF OVER VIZ! WAIT, LOOK HERE, ARIA IS LEGAL! SHE TAGGED IN AS USAGI LEAPED INTO THE AIR, AND NOW ENTERS THE RING! ARIA LEAPS ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE… TORNADO DDT!
Stew-O: USAGI CONNECTS WITH A DDT AT THE EXACT SAME TIME ALSO! BOTH OF THEM TAKING THE VISUAL PROPHET OUT AT THE SAME TIME, BY USING THEIR ATHLETICISM TO THEIR ADVANTAGE! ARIA SHOOTS THE HALF AND COVERS VIZZY!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Stew-O: BUT IT’S NO USE, AS THE VISUAL PROPHET POPS HIS SHOULDER UP IMMEDIATELY!
Limmy Monaghan: https://c.tenor.com/WLv7Z7WYwrwAAAAC/the-office-ryan-howard.gif
Flannery McCoy: That wasn’t enough to keep The Visual Prophet down on the mat, as it’ll take a whole lot more to put down the two-time EAW World Heavyweight Champion, two-time EAW Pain For Pride Main Eventer. ARIA and Usagi know this, though, as the two get him to his knees, drilling him with roundhouse kicks to the chest over and over!
Ayu Megumi: (off-mic) :drakelike: :drakelike:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (off-mic) :nah: :nah:
Flannery McCoy: Usagi exits onto the apron as it’s ARIA’s turn to fight Viz! ARIA grabs Viz by the head, lifting him up… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A BACKSTABBER! Fantastic maneuver by ARIA here tonight, and she now rolls him over ready for yet another cover, perhaps looking for the biggest victory of The Ice Aces’, and perhaps even ARIA’s career!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Flannery McCoy: YET STILL it’s not enough to keep Viz down! ARIA rolls off of her opponent, before grabbing him yet again! She lifts the heavy muscle up off the ground, before pushing Viz to the center of the ring… ARIA THEN SPRINTS TO THE CORNER BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE HANDSPRING CUTTER! ‘ZIRCON INJECTION’ CONNECTS, YET ARIA HOLDS ON! SHE PULLS HERSELF AND VIZ UP… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE ‘ZIRCON CUTTER’!!! TWO CUTTERS BACK-TO-BACK, BEFORE SHE ONCE AGAIN SLIPS INTO THE COVER! IS THIS ENOUGH TO KEEP THE VISUAL PROPHET DOWN AND OUT TONIGHT????
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Limmy Monaghan: And, as to be expected, just as Viz powers out Astraea makes her presence known by grabbing ARIA from behind! She flips her around… :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: #ASTRAEABETTER!!! SHE PLACES HER IN THE INVERTED BELLY-TO-BACK MAT SLAM POSITION, CONNECTING WITH THE ‘GLITCH IN THE MATRIX’!!! SHE STOLE ARIA’S SIGNATURE MANEUVER, BEFORE SLIDING OUT OF THE RING! HERE COMES VIZ WITH THE COVER NOW, PERHAPS PICKING UP THE VICTORY HERE FOR SOUL FOOD SUNDAY!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: NO! USAGI SENSHI JUST HAS TO RUIN THINGS BY GETTING INVOLVED! SHE SNEAKS THROUGH THE ROPES, BEFORE KICKING VIZ IN HIS BACK! SHE GRABS VIZ BY HIS HEAD, BEFORE RUNNING TO THE CORNER… ‘TIME DEFICIENCY’!!! THE RUNNING SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD!
Stew-O: VIZ DUCKS, AND SHE COMPLETELY HITS ASTRAEA! ASTRAEA IS DOWN, AND ROLLS OUT, BEFORE VIZ TURNS AROUND TO USAGI! ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’!!!!! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE KNOCKS USAGI SENSHI OUT TOO, CONNECTING WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE, ONLY DIFFERENCE IS USAGI DOESN’T DODGE IT, AND VIZ IS SUCCESSFUL! THE TWO NON-LEGAL PARTNERS ARE DOWN AND OUT ALREADY, AS THIS MATCH HAS BROKEN OUT INTO ABSOLUTE CHAOS! BUT WAIT, BEHIND VIZ!
Limmy Monaghan: ARIA is back up on her feet, though visibly stunned, and Viz doesn’t notice it! He took his eyes off the ball for a split second due to the chaotic nature of that sequence, and now ARIA takes advantage! She looks to take him down with the ‘ARIA of Expertise’ – the Over-The-Shoulder Crossface that has won me countless matches, an upper echelon submission maneuver; however Viz had that one countered too. Despite my disliking for the man, no matter the pressure he’s always one step ahead, and that’s to be expected. He rolls ARIA off of him… ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’-
Flannery McCoy: ARIA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, HOOKS BOTH OF HIS ARMS… CRUCIFIX COVER!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: THE VISUAL PROPHET KICKS OUT OF IT, AS THE TWO SCURRY TO THEIR FEET… ‘IT’S RAINING CATS AND DOGS’!!!!! HEADLOCK DRIVER FROM ARIA!!!!! SHE DRILLS VIZ FACE-FIRST INTO THE RING MAT, BRUTALLY FINISHING HIM OFF! USAGI BEGINS TO RECOVER IN THE CORNER, AS ARIA NOW TAGS HER IN!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: USAGI CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AS ARIA PLACES THE VISUAL PROPHET IN POSITION FOR THE TIGER DRIVER ‘98, THE ‘ZIRCON DRIVER’!!!! USAGI LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, ASSISTING HER WITH THE PILEDRIVER!!!! ‘FOR THE GREATER GOOD’ CONNECTS, SPIKING VIZ ON HIS HEAD A SECOND TIME!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Stew-O: VIZ POPS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE MORE, JESUS CHRIST, IT IS TAKING SO MUCH TO KEEP HIM DOWN, AND IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING I’M NOT SURE IF THEY CAN! BOTH USAGI AND ARIA SEEM SHOCKED! ARIA AND USAGI GRAB VIZ BY HIS ARMS, LIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! THEY LOOK TO CONNECT WITH DOUBLE LARIATS TO VIZ’S CHEST, WHICH IS GUARANTEED TO SEND HIM PLOWING INTO THE RING MAT ONCE MORE, PERHAPS FOR GOOD!
Jake Mercer: DOUBLE ‘VDT’!!!!!!!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO INTO THE DDT CONNECTS ON BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME, VIZ IMMEDIATELY TURNING THE TIDES!!! VIZ PUSHES HIMSELF UP OFF THE MAT, BEFORE GRABBING USAGI BY THE WRIST!!! HE NOW DRAGS HER OVER TO THE CORNER!!
Ayu Megumi: (off-mic) LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) :dababy:
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: VIZ GIVES AYU THE SIDE EYE, AS HE TAGS ASTRAEA INTO THE MATCH! HE AND ASTRAEA DRAG HER AWAY INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING…. ASTRAEA PUSHES USAGI INTO THE ROPES… ‘DO.WE.HAVE.A.PROBLEM?!’ CONNECTS! ASTRAEA WITH THE HURRICANRANA THAT FLIPS USAGI INTO A POWERBOMB BY VIZ!!! COVER!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jake Mercer: WHAT ON EARTH!?!?!?! AYU PULLS THE REF’S SHOES AND DISTRACTS HIM!
Stew-O: AYU CAN’T STAND WATCHING HER GIRLFRIEND GO THROUGH THIS WHATSOEVER, AND SHE’S NOW WILLING TO GO TO LEVELS SHE NORMALLY DOESN’T IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE SHE STAYS IN IT! AFTER BEING BLAMED FOR THEIR LOSS AT PAIN FOR PRIDE, SHE’S NOW MAKING SURE IT DOESN’T HAPPEN HERE AGAINST EVEN BIGGER NAMES!
Astraea Jordan: (off-mic) :dahell:
The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) :wtf:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (off-mic) :dahell: :wtf:
Limmy Monaghan: :yeshrug:
Flannery McCoy: Viz and Astraea seem obviously bugged by this, however, they’re not going to just let it affect them! Astraea grabs Usagi by the hair, before throwing her through the ropes! Astraea points at Ayu, signalling for her to watch, before hitting the ropes… TOPE SUICIDA!!! THE SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS AND USAGI IS SENT FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE! TAKING HER OPPONENT OUT WITH FORCE, SPEED, AND ATHLETICISM – AND AYU SEEMS ANNOYED! IF NOT WORRIED! ASTRAEA GRABS USAGI LOOKING TO THROW HER STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE RING, PERHAPS LOOKING TO FINISH THE MATCHUP OVERALL! WAIT A SECOND, AYU MEGUMI COMES UP BEHIND ASTRAEA!!!
Ayu Megumi: (off-mic) LEAVE HER ALONE!
(Ayu grabs Astraea’s arm and pulls her around.)
Astraea Jordan: (off-mic) :comeagain:???? What are you doing???
Ayu Megumi: (off-mic) Usagi is going to beat you, and I’m not letting her lose.
(Astraea sighs.)
Astraea Jordan: (off-mic) You know what?
Flannery McCoy: OH! AND JORDAN CONNECTS WITH THE HUGE FOREARM STRIKE TO AYU! THIS HAS ANGERED USAGI, AS SHE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND TACKLES ASTRAEA INTO THE BARRICADE! SHE’S PUNCHING HER RIGHT IN THE GUT!
Stew-O: AND HERE COMES ARIA TO ASSIST! AYU TOO! TENSIONS HAVE RISEN COMPLETELY AS ALL THREE ICE ACES BEGIN TO BEAT DOWN ON ASTRAEA JORDAN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Limmy Monaghan: Guess they had it coming.
Jake Mercer: THIS ISN’T FAIR! NOT FAIR AT ALL! THAT IS A THREE-ON-ONE! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS NOW PLACING HERO, BUT IT’S STILL NOT FAIR! ASTRAEA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW THE ICE ACES START TO BEAT HIM DOWN TOO! THIS HAS TRANSPIRED INTO ALL-OUT WAR! THE ICE ACES THROW SOUL FOOD SUNDAY INTO THE RING, BEFORE THEY START TO STOMP ON THEIR PRONE BODIES!
Flannery McCoy: AYU AND USAGI ABSOLUTELY DID NOT LIKE ASTRAEA LAYING HER HANDS ON AYU RIGHT THERE, THAT WOKE UP SOMETHING INSIDE OF THE TWO OF THEM AS THEY NOW PUMMEL THEIR ONCE-OPPONENTS! ARIA JOINS IN TOO, THOUGH WITH NOTICABLY LESS AGGRESSION!
Stew-O: THAT FOREARM TO AYU MEGUMI ON THE OUTSIDE ROCKED HER, AND IT WASN’T RECEIVED WELL BY THE ICE ACES! SHE LAYED HER HANDS ON SOMEONE NOT IN THE MATCH DUE TO HER BEING SOMEWHAT ANNOYING, AND NOW IT HAS COMPLETELY LEAD TO A THREE-ON-TWO BRAWL!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ GRABS USAGI BY THE WAIST AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CORNER, BUT AYU IS QUICK TO FOLLOW AS SHE STARTS TO RAIN DOWN HAMMER FISTS ON VIZ’S SPINE!
Jake Mercer: THIS HAS BROKEN OUT INTO ALL-OUT WAR!!!
Limmy Monaghan: Viz and Astraea looked to have the win in the bag, but it ended up coming to this. Sounds familiar.
Jake Mercer: YEAH IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE COUNTLESS HEINOUS ACTS YOU AND MANY OTHERS HAVE COMMITTED! VIZ AND ASTRAEA LOOKED TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, NOW LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENING! THIS IS HARD TO WATCH!
(…Until… ‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi ft. Pharrell Williams hits the speakers, as the entire EAW crowd explodes into loud shock.)
Flannery McCoy: HUH???? WHAT IS GOING ON??? THAT’S THE MUSIC OF…
(Moments later, Serena Bennett would sprint through the curtains, makine a beeline to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! THAT’S FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION SERENA BENNETT, WHO HAS NOT BEEN SEEEN IN OVER A YEAR! THE LAST WE SAW SHE WAS CASHED IN ON, AND HAD AN ALTERCATION WITH VEENA ADAMS… BUT NOW SHE’S BACK! WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DOING BACK????
Stew-O: WE HEARD TYRONE MONTGOMERY HAD SOMETHING PLANNED FOR THEIR THIRD MEMBER, BUT I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO BE LIKE THIS… COULD SERENA BE THE PERSON HE FOUND???
Jake Mercer: RIGHT NOW, THAT DOESN’T MATTER, AS SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND TACKLES ARIA TO THE GROUND! SHE BEGINS TO RAIN DOWN PUNCHES ON ARIA’S HEAD!!1
Limmy Monaghan: :oh:
Stew-O: BUT HERE COMES AYU! SHE GRABS SERENA BY THE HAIR… BUT SERENA BREAKS IT UP… CONNECTING WITH THE DRAGON WHIP KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD! AYU MEGUMI HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN TO THE MAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: USAGI SENSHI SPRINTS OVER TO SERENA, BUT VIZ LIFTS HER UP IN THE MILLITARY PRESS! OH MY! COULD IT BE??? YES! WE SEE IT ONCE MORE; ‘BLUE MAGIC’!!!! MILLITARY PRESS THROWN INTO THE ‘TIP TOE’ PELE KICK FROM SERENA BENNET!!! SERENA, ASTRAEA, AND THE VISUAL PROPHET HAVE ALL CLEANED HOUSE! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???
(As Serena pulls herself to a standing base, she has a smirk on her face as she looks up at The Visual Prophet, smirking back – welcoming yet another woman he was aligned with back to the wrestling ring. She turns her head over to Astraea, who doesn’t share the same look, not too excited but nevertheless relieved they got the upper hand. Serena, Viz, and Astraea stand together, looking at the carnage they had created, the camera panning out to the still-in-shock fans, before fading to commercial break…)
(A commercial for ‘El Drakemino’ plays, the movie following hit Disney + Show Breaking Good ft. Drake King.)
(Dynasty comes back on air as the camera shows Max A. Million standing by backstage)
Max A. Million: Please welcome my guests at this time… BULLETSTORM!
(A loud mixed reaction can be heard as the camera pans over to Aurora Monroe and SOSA Henderson standing by taking it all in)
Max A. Million: Last week you guys sent a message to the tandem now known as Soul Food Sundays, and it’s very clear that the issues between you guys are far from over. As we just saw, the group has suddenly gotten bigger and stronger after a shocking return. What do you guys think about what transpired out there and what does this mean for the future between you two teams?
Aurora Monroe: Ohhh big freaking deal! Am I supposed to be jumping for joy or singing the praises of the oh so great two time UWC and former elitist of the year because she’s just so amazing and flawless? Give me a break. I feel the same way about those people as I felt before tonight, great now the incompetent duo is now an incompetent trio. As far as the future goes and what it means, I think it’s pretty obvious, Maxwell. At Midsummer Massacre, we all saw what happened when Astraea couldn’t get the job done by herself and had to resort to backstage attacks and distractions to give her an advantage. It’s all good though because this is a marathon, not a sprint. Soul Food Sundays, shitty name by the way, might have won that one little battle but BULLETSTORM are prepared to win the war. So while they’re running around making enemies left and right between us, Limmy, The damn Ice Aces and whoever else they can come across, they should know that their day is coming, and adding some blue haired twat who was last seen running behind another blue haired twat in a third-rate wasteland of a company is not the best idea if you’re looking for a running mate to help even up the odds. Nonetheless though, we’re ready for whatever.
SOSA Henderson: Viz loves my sloppy seconds, and it’s cute to see him reunite with his old chick while with his new chick and seeing his new chick get visibly jealous and insecure but that sounds like a problem they gonna have to sort out on their own. In the meanwhile, I got a main event match to worry about and a statement win over the double champion puts me directly into contendership because BULLETSTORM wants all the gold and we won’t stop until we get it. We also want revenge though. Don’t think I forgot about your attack Viz and don’t think you don’t have a receipt pending. Next week you can dedicate your time to Limmy, I’ll let him kick your ass and embarrass you and then when the time comes WE will finish you off and send you and them d-cups packing back to the Detroit dumps you came from.
Aurora Monroe: Emphasis on the we. Because WE expect you to bring your little tag-a-long Astraea with you, if you haven’t fully replaced her with Serena that is. So you wanna know what this means for the future, Max? Here’s what it means: I know a perfect time and place for us to finally settle these issues once and for all and I’m officially calling you guys out…. we want you at Territorial Invasion. BULLETSTORM versus Soul Food Sundays, you have until next week to respond or we’ll just find you guys and beat a response out of you.🤷🏽♀️
SOSA Henderson: What she said. Now if you don’t mind us, we got a main event match to head out to.
(BULLETSTORM walks away and makes their way towards the curtains before the camera transitions elsewhere)
(Friday Night Dynasty transitions to a shot of Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a microphone in hand ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is your MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a non-title bout scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer is heard playing through the speakers of the arena while the camera goes over to the stage to reveal Andre Walker beginning to make his way out with both the World Heavyweight Championship and Interwire Championship resting on his shoulders. He takes his Championships and raises them high in the air, with pyro shooting out behind him, before then making his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from The Isle of Samoa… weighing in at 245 pounds… he is the EAW UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ‘THE KAISER’… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS A MAN WHO EXUDES TALENT! RAW ENERGY! PASSION! GAME! THIS IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE! THIS IS YOUR CHAMPION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Flannery McCoy: Weren’t you rooting against him at Pain For Pride and literally any other match he’s been in? :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: Flannery, don’t listen to the dirt sheets. They lie, I don’t.
Stew-O: We know this man, we know his talents, and we know the threat that he poses to the entirety of EAW. Andre Walker has steamrolled through the competition this Season and tonight he looks to do it again in our main event of the night. I’m sure he has to be unhappy after what went down in the contract signing at the beginning of the night, but now he looks to channel that anger into aggression in this match and I’m sure that does not mean much good for who he’s across the ring from.
Flannery McCoy: But who knows if Joso or Ruler will get themselves involved in this match. You know the two of them have done everything they can to pose a threat to Andre to no avail, so tonight in this match might just be their chance to do so. But who knows, we’re just going to have to find out in due time.
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef is then heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as SOSA Henderson appears out from the backstage area with Aurora Monroe following close behind him. The two look toward one another, with SOSA smirking as he poses at the center of the stage with Aurora doing the same. The two of them then focus on the ring, with SOSA nodding as he begins to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… accompanied by Aurora Monroe… from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 191 pounds… ‘BULLETPROOF’… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for SOSA and Aurora we know the mission that the two of them have been on since their arrival on Friday Night Dynasty collectively as Bulletstorm. Sure they’ve had some potholes… and definitely an interesting night after seeing what happened earlier… but they have been making a name for themselves and tonight might just be another chance to do that.
Jake Mercer: Not JUST another chance. Do you know who SOSA’s up against???
Flannery McCoy: He’s not wrong, this is Andre Walker. Someone who has been on top of the food chain in EAW, and I could only imagine what happens if SOSA manages to come out on top over him. That would certainly open a lot of doors for not just him, but Bulletstorm as a whole. But nonetheless, the only thing we can do it just as I mentioned before, wait and see after what’s probably going to be a great match here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung and that means our main event of the night is officially underway! ½ of Bulletstorm in SOSA Henderson goes up against the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Champion Andre Walker in a match that has the makings to be great! Andre makes his way out of his corner, BUT SOSA WASTES NO TIME RUNNING toward ANDRE AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE FLUSH TO HIS HEAD! Andre is unexpectedly dropped on his back but quickly recovers as he begins to get back up to his feet, ONLY FOR SOSA TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST THIS TIME TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: This is not the start that Andre was anticipating right now, but you should’ve expected this from SOSA especially knowing what this win could do for not just him but Bulletstorm as a whole with Aurora Monroe. Andre once again gets back up but instead of engaging begins to stagger backward and against the corner to create distance between the two of them. SOSA isn’t going to let that happen though beginning to run towards him… AND LEAP INTO THE AIR ATTEMPTING TO GO FOR A CORNER SPLASH- But before that can happen it’s Andre that manages to move out of the way in time! SOSA collides with the turnbuckle padding but swiftly turns around, ONLY TO BE MET BY ANDRE WHO GRABS HIM AND SPINS HIM AROUND BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH A URANAGE!
Jake Mercer: Andre manages to shift the tides in his favor, but the question is how long will he be able to do that for? SOSA is clutching his back while beginning to get back up to his feet, and Andre is going to make sure that he gives him zero room to breathe at this moment. He brings SOSA up before pulling him in, LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND NOW BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX! If Andre manages to keep this up this will not be good for SOSA, and he knows that as he begins to roll toward the bottom rope. Andre tries to approach him, but SOSA manages to pull himself out of the ring just in time and get out!
Stew-O: Immediately Aurora is over there checking on her partner, but we know that SOSA is just there to bide his time and make sure that Andre doesn’t get any more offense in. Andre is not looking to entertain that thought, dropping down and rolling out of the ring before beginning to approach SOSA. He grabs SOSA by the head, but immediately SOSA begins to retaliate with a few well-placed elbow shots towards his abdomen! Andre is taken aback by this attack while SOSA sets him up, TURNING HIM AROUND AND THROWING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE SHOULDER FIRST! Andre is in pain backed up against the barricade, but SOSA isn’t done… RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO THE ABDOMEN TAKING ALL THE AIR OUT OF ANDRE’S LUNGS!
Flannery McCoy: Andre isn’t doing so well right now as SOSA grabs him by the arm and pulls him towards him before rolling him back into the ring. SOSA then jumps onto the apron while Andre begins to get back up to his feet, setting him up… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF ANDRE! WHICH CONNECTS! Andre drops down to a knee while SOSA turns around and runs to the ropes this time… LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO MOVE HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE BEFORE GRABBING THE OTHER LEG OF SOSA AND LIFTING HIM OFF OF THE GROUND… DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! ANDRE HOLDS THE MOVE AND PINS SOSA’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO KICK OUT BEFORE THE TWO COUNT! If Andre expected that to end this match, then he has a whole lot more coming for him. Andre pushes away and rolls back up to his feet while SOSA slowly begins to follow behind him, but he’s not able to do much as Andre grabs him by the head and tosses him into the turnbuckle padding! SOSA is backed up, while Andre begins to slam repeated punches towards his abdomen! SOSA is trying his best right now but Andre’s attack especially in his weakened state is overwhelming him. Andre then snatches the head of SOSA, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND ACROSS THE RING SENDING HUM TUMBLING DOWN TOWARD THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: This is not the situation that SOSA wants to be in right now as he begins to get back up to his feet, ONLY FOR ANDRE TO RUN FORWARD AND ATTEMPT A RUNNING BIG BOOT TOWARD HIS FACE- BUT SOSA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT JUST IN TIME! SOSA ends up behind Andre while he stumbles forward, ONLY FOR SOSA TO GRAB HIM BY THE WAIST FROM BEHIND AND LIFT HIM OFF OF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A QUICK BACK SUPLEX! SOSA isn’t done though as he turns around and instantly breaks into a sprint toward the ropes… BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A FRONT FLIP SENTON WHICH CRUSHES ANDRE BENEATH HIM!
Jake Mercer: SOSA has managed to level Andre but the question is how long. SOSA grabs Andre by the head and brings him up to a kneeling position, before then beginning to send repeated forearms towards his face! Andre is taken aback by it but manages to block one of the shots and push it back! SOSA stumbles backward while Andre gets back up to his feet, NOT BEFORE SOSA LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND INSTEAD DECIDES TO GO FOR AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S HEAD TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! SOSA lands flat on his stomach but gets up on all fours, ONLY FOR ANDRE TO STEP FORWARD AND SEND A QUICK KICK TO HIS CHEST TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Andre isn’t done as he grabs the arm of SOSA and now begins to bring him back up to his feet, PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE- NO! SOSA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT! He avoids it just in time before using the momentum to run towards the ropes… BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THEM AND JUMPING ONTO ANDRE’S SHOULDERS DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA! Andre falls down into a seated position while SOSA gets back up to his feet, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS HEAD WHICH SENDS ANDRE DOWNWARD COMPLETELY!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA waiting for Andre to get back up now as he runs toward the ropes, possibly looking for another aerial move… LEAPING OFF OF THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK THIS TIME WHICH SENDS ANDRE DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION ONCE MORE! SOSA isn’t done though as he seems to have a lot more in the tank to turn around and begin to run to the ropes now… STEPPING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A PENALTY KICK TOWARD THE CHEST OF THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT INTERWIRE CHAMPION-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE SNATCHES THE LEG JUST IN TIME! SOSA didn’t expect that as now Andre gets back up to his feet, before pushing the leg and grabbing him around the waist, LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! SOSA takes a hard tumble but manages to clutch onto the ropes to steady himself, beginning to get back up to his feet… ONLY FOR ANDRE TO RUN FORWARD AND SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD!
Stew-O: SOSA is sent over but just in the nick of time manages to land on the apron! SOSA takes a moment to compose himself, BUT ANDRE ISN’T GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO HIS FACE! It connects but SOSA manages to hang on, WHILE ANDRE TRIES TO GO FOR A PALM UPPERCUT THIS TIME- ONLY FOR SOSA TO CONNECT WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TO HIS FACE! That definitely takes Andre off guard, and right now SOSA intends on doing more, AS HE SENDS A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARD HIS ABDOMEN! Andre is hurt as he stumbles back toward the center of the ring, and that gives SOSA more than enough time to make the climb up to the top turnbuckle and position himself… BEFORE LEAPING OFF AND GOING FOR A METEORA TO A STANDING ANDRE-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! ANDRE CATCHES HIM WITH A ‘KAISER’S TOUCH IN MIDAIR! SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS SENDING SOSA DOWN TO THE GROUND! ANDRE INSTANTLY DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG OF SOSA HENDERSON! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH TO SEAL THE DEAL RIGHT HERE???
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREE-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! You can see Aurora Monroe sigh a breath of relief at ringside while Andre sits up not looking all that happy about SOSA’s continued persistence. Andre gets back up to his feet before grabbing the head of SOSA while he does so, bringing him up as well before he reels his arm back and sends a stiff forearm to his face leaving SOSA reeling! Andre then pushes SOSA up against the ropes before sending him over to the opposite corner with an Irish whip… TURNING AROUND AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD THIS TIME! Andre knows that SOSA is still going to continue pushing forward in this match but if he gives him the brunt of the offense now then who knows how much more he’s going to be able to take once we near the end of this one.
Stew-O: I don’t think that’s something that we’re going to be finding out for quite some time as you see now SOSA is beginning to make his way over to the turnbuckle padding and clutching onto them, using them to get back up to his feet and prop himself up. BUT ANDRE RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE TO HIS HEAD- Only for SOSA to connect with a back elbow to stop him before he can take even more damage! Andre stumbles back while SOSA jumps up to the middle rope… LEAPING OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND GRABBING ANDRE BY THE HEAD BEFORE SPIKING HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A TORNADO DDT!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is beginning to get his second wind now as he begins to pull himself back up to a seated position in hopes of recovering. It’s clear that this match has taken a lot out of both of them but they still manage to persevere in hopes of one of them being able to call themselves the winner when the night is over in our main event. SOSA is back up to his feet and immediately turns back toward the corner, looking to take another swing at the top turnbuckle while he has the chance and while Andre is down on the mat. He turns on his heels and begins to make his way toward the corner, ascending up toward the high-risk area. I think we know what SOSA has in mind here… HE’S GOING TO LEAP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GO FOR THE SOSA BOMB ONTO ANDRE-
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO CATCH SOSA JUST IN TIME BY FALLING AGAINST THE ROPES AND CAUSING HIM TO LOSE BALANCE! SOSA falls to a seated position while Andre makes his way over, beginning to send repeated punches towards his face to make sure nothing happens! Andre then looks to set him up, and right now this does not look good… But before he can do anything it’s SOSA that connects with a boot to his face in hopes of keeping him at bay. SOSA then jumps off of the top rope and grabs a hold of Andre before nailing him with a forearm shot! Andre stumbles back but runs forward, only for SOSA to sidestep and throw him into the corner instead! Andre collides with the turnbuckle padding and turns around, ONLY FOR SOSA TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A CORNER SHINING WIZARD TO THE HEAD!
Stew-O: SOSA then grabs him by the arm and pulls him in- ONLY FOR ANDRE TO USE THAT MOMENTUM TO REEL HIS HEAD BACK AND CONNECT WITH A HEADBUTT TO HIS SKULL WHICH DROPS SOSA DOWN TO A KNEE! Andre then grabs him by the head before looking to set him up, LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A SUPLEX TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT- ONLY FOR SOSA TO LAND ON HIS FEET JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AND SAVE HIMSELF FOR JUST A FEW MOMENTS! SOSA stumbles forward, but Andre manages to turn around and grab him by the arm before sending him toward the ropes with an Irish whip in hopes of keeping him at bay and making sure that he doesn’t do anything else…
Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT IN FACT HAD THE OPPOSITE EFFECT! SOSA RUNS FORWARD AND USES THAT MOMENTUM TO TEAR THROUGH ANDRE WITH A SPEAR! ANDRE IS DROPPED DOWN TO THE MAT AND YOU CAN TELL THAT HE DEFINITELY DIDN’T EXPECT THAT! NOW SOSA WASTES ZERO TIME HOOKING THE LEG ON ANDRE AND GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE???
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER JUST YET! ANDRE MANAGES TO KICK OUT AGAIN! Andre manages to narrowly save his chances in this match, and right now SOSA looks to keep this up just a bit longer knowing that it worked for him last time. But the issue is when will Andre manage to turn the tide in his favor and steal the advantage right from under his nose? SOSA manages to get back up to his feet as he turns around and runs to the ropes, looking to do the most while Andre is down on the mat now… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD OF A GROUNDED ANDRE WHICH FURTHERMORE KEEPS HIM GROUNDED! SOSA then rolls back up o his feet… GOING FOR ANOTHER KNEE DROP FOR GOOD MEASURE WHICH CONNECTS!
Stew-O: If that first one didn’t wake up Andre, the second one certainly did as now he begins to slowly rise back up to his feet. You can tell the toll that this match has taken on not just him, but SOSA as well as he realizes that Andre is beginning to rise back up to his feet. SOSA STEPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK AND GOES FOR A KICK TO THE JAW OF ANDRE TO FOLLOW UP- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG JUST IN TIME! Andre then grabs him and sets him up… GOING FOR A POWERBOMB LOOKING TO NAIL SOSA DOWN TO THE CANVAS- BUT NOT TODAY! SOSA begins to rain punches down on top of his head to try and prevent him from executing a tough move! Andre tries to keep his balance, but it looks like SOSA got the better of him as he brings him down to the mat. Andre looks to recover, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING IT’S SOSA THAT CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TOWARD HIS JAW! SOSA then uses that to turn around and run to the ropes… LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A SECOND SPEAR ATTEMPT-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO HIS HEAD BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! MANAGING TO SEE IT COMING BEFORE HE CAN PUT HIMSELF INTO THAT SAME POSITION AGAIN! SOSA stumbles back up to his feet clutching his head, ONLY FOR ANDRE TO GRAB HIM AND SPIN HIM AROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BRUTAL SIDEWALK SLAM! SOSA is dropped and Andre wastes no time by mounting onto him and beginning to tee off with left and right shots! Strikes are beginning to rain down while SOSA does his very best to block them with his forearms before they can connect to their fullest extent! But you can tell that’s proving to be a challenge right now as SOSA is slowly beginning to falter!
Jake Mercer: The damage has been done as Andre wavers and begins to get back up to his feet. He then grabs SOSA by the arm and brings him back up to his feet, only for SOSA to kick him in the abdomen! Andre doubles over while SOSA turns around and runs to the ropes and back… ONLY TO GO FOR A CLOTHESLINE WHICH DROPS ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT! SOSA then turns around, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A ELBOW DROP TO HIS CHEST TO MAKE SURE THAT HE STAYS DOWN- But that’s not in mind for Andre as he manages to roll out of the way just in time! SOSA takes a hard landing while Andre gets back up to his feet, LIFTING HIS BOOT UP AND CONNECTING WITH A BIG BOOT TO HIS FACE TO DROP HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: This has been a back-and-forth bout so far, with both of them looking to keep one another down with some pretty big moves. But in the end, only one of them will stand tall and we’re going to find out soon enough who that person is going to be. SOSA is down but clutches onto the bottom rope trying to get back up to his feet, but looking at Andre I don’t think he’s going to allow that as he runs to the ropes to get some form of momentum… BEFORE SPRINTING TOWARD HIM AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BOOT TO HIS FACE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! SOSA gets back up to his feet while Andre falls against the ropes, SOSA THEN RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING UNDER CONNECTING WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF ANDRE’S KNEE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! SOSA then takes a step back, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GRABBING ANDRE BY THE HEAD BEFORE PLANTING HIM WITH A BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: SOSA then begins to bring Andre back up to his feet, BEFORE SPINNING AROUND AND GOING FOR A DISCUS ELBOW- But Andre manages to grab the elbow before sending a knee right into his abdomen! SOSA doubles over before Andre grabs him and sends him toward the opposite corner with an Irish whip! Andre then runs over… GOING FOR A BOOT TO THE FACE OF SOSA- BUT SOSA MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WHILE ANDRE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Stew-O: SOSA then turns around and immediately begins to send rapid-fire punches towards his head! Andre tries his best to fight out of it but he’s not in the best of shape right now! He shoves SOSA out of the way before getting out of the corner, BUT SOSA USES THAT TO RUN FORWARD AND LEAP INTO THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA! SOSA then gets back up to his feet, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HIS CHEST! SOSA rolls through and looks towards the corner, what could he have in mind right now…
Flannery McCoy: SOSA IS ON THE TOP ROPE! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S GOING FOR RIGHT NOW! HE LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WHILE ANDRE IS IN A SEATED POSITION GOING FOR ‘PAID IN FULL”!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CATCH HIM IN THE AIR BEFORE SLAMMING SOSA DOWN TO THE CANVAS! THE DOUBLE CURB STOMP IS UNSUCCESSFUL! Andre falls back against the corner, clutching against the ropes and gritting his teeth while SOSA gets back up to his feet. We know that he has been waiting for this entire match to put him into a position where he could deliver a game-winner, this might be the chance that he’s been waiting for. SOSA slowly begins to stumble back up, not expecting Andre to take him down like that, as he turns around and doesn’t get much reassurance by Andre lurking like a predator that just found his prey…
Stew-O: ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ‘HUNGER ON HILLSIDE’! SPEAR TO TAKE SOSA DOWN AND FINISH THIS MATCH FOR GOOD-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WHAT THE HELL! THAT’S JOSO! ONE-HALF OF ANDRE’S POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS OPPONENTS JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND TACKLED ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE BEGINS TO ABSOLUTELY FIRE AWAY ON HIM WITH REPEATED FOREARM SHOTS AND IMMEDIATELY THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! WHAT A DISAPPOINTING END TO THE MATCH!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: LOOK! IT’S NOT OVER EITHER AS IT LOOKS LIKE RULER IS RUNNING OUT TO THE RING! HE SLIDES IN AND NAILS JOSO WITH A KNEE BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND BEGINNING TO UNLOAD ON HIM WITH REPEATED FOREARM STRIKES AND HAMMER FISTS TO THE FACE! SOSA IS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE AND TAKEN DOWN AFTER JOSO AND RULER LAY WASTE TO ONE ANOTHER BUT HE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! A PISSED-OFF AURORA MONROE AT RINGSIDE IS MORE CONCERNED WITH CHECKING ON HIM AS THE THREE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS OPPONENTS INSIDE THE RING ARE LOCKING HORNS IN AN INTENSE BRAWL!
Stew-O: JOSO MANAGES TO SHOVE RULER OFF OF HIM AND GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE BEGINNING TO THROW REPEATED PUNCHES TOWARDS HIS FACE! JOSO THEN SENDS RULER TOWARDS THE ROPES- BUT ANDRE NAILS RULER WITH A PALM UPPERCUT BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND TAKING JOSO DOWN WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! THE UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS UP AND HE’S NOT UNHAPPY WITH WHAT’S GOING ON!
Flannery McCoy: HE GRABS RULER AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP, LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR- BUT RULER MANAGES TO SLIP OUT BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ELBOW STRIKE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! RULER RUNS TO THE ROPES… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO HIS HEAD TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! RULER THEN WAITS FOR ANDRE TO GET UP… HE’S GOING FOR ‘REVOLUTIONIZER”! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMP TO TAKE HIM DOWN-
Jake Mercer: JOSO OUT OF NOWHERE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING DDT! JOSO THEN TURNS OVER TO FOCUS ON ANDRE- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO DROP DOWN AND ROLL OUT OF THE RING! JOSO AND RULER MIGHT’VE STARTED THIS BRAWl, BUT BY A HAIR ANDRE MANAGES TO ESCAPE AND SAVE HIMSELF BEFORE EITHER OF THEM COULD DO ANYTHING ELSE! AND BOTH OF THEM LOOK ABSOLUTELY PISSED RIGHT NOW!
(Joso and Ruler look towards Andre before the two of them look to throw down with one another, only for ringside security to quickly slide in and break the two of them up before they can go any further. They’re restrained in opposite corners and the only thing they can do is watch the referee hand Andre both his Championships at ringside before Andre begins to backpedal up the ramp with his possessions in toll. Andre, with a smirk on his face, raises his Championships high into the air while both Joso and Ruler yell at him with passionate energy. Andre then shakes his head and turns around and leaves while both Joso and Ruler are escorted out, it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade out completely from there.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
