(EAW intro plays.)
(As always Friday Night Dynasty kicks off with a recap of last week’s episode: Dr. Bethany Blue kicks off the show to celebrate her Empress of Elite victory, which is interrupted by Sheridan Muller who puts out a challenge for a match. Bethany ultimately gives her the cold shoulder which leaves Sheridan unpleased leading into her match against Lisa Wren where she comes out on top. Rokuro Nakano then gets a win against Harley Lewis. Serenity Valdez celebrates her Specialists Championship contention which is interrupted by Harper Lee who is completely disgusted, but before long a match at Reckless Wiring is made official. Joso then gets a win against Kristen Myers. Candice Blair then comes out to talk about her Unique Opportunity win and New Breed Championship victory, which is interrupted by Jon Kelton who lays waste to her and leaves her for dead. Terry Chambers then cuts a promo evaluating what’s next triggering Alex Myers to come out not forgetting what he did to them at King of Elite declaring that they’re going to face off if it’s the last thing they do. Andrea Valentine then celebrates her Universal Women’s Championship victory which is interrupted by Madison Kaline who sends her a warning saying she’s going to be the next Women’s Champion. Jack Ripley and David Davidson then have an interview leading into their match against Jon Kelton and Cloud Stryfe where they come out victorious. Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are watching as they give their comments saying The High Rollerz are in immense danger. Johnny and Solomon then move on to get a win against Sierra and Caroline after Sierra messes around with Caroline and it ends up costing her. The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo then celebrate retaining the World Heavyweight Championship which ends with SOSA Henderson making his return and challenging Viz for Reckless Wiring which he accepts. Ximena Velasquez then comes out pissed off before being interrupted by a returning Astraea Jordan both of them backtalking one another and teasing a match for Reckless Wiring before a brawl spills out, Ximena retreating before Astraea can get the better of her. In the main event of the night, Alex Myers then proceeds to get a victory over Bryant Coffey. Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman celebrate Andre’s King of Elite victory before a vengeful Xander Payne comes out and attacks the two of them forcing both of them to retreat while Xander stands alone in the ring to end the recap.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades in from the intro video and fireworks around the stage go off in a bright display of color, signaling to the crowd in the arena that the show was set to begin! As the cameras pan around the audience and show glimpses of the crowd cheering with excitement knowing that Dynasty is ready to go, it’s clear that those in Wells Fargo Arena have been anticipating tonight with growing enthusiasm! The cameras cut down to the announce table, where the broadcast team is all in place and prepared to call the show!)
Stew-O: Welcome to another edition of Friday Night Dynasty! I’m Stew-O and alongside me are my broadcast colleagues, Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, looking forward to calling the action for those watching from home!
Flannery McCoy: We’ve definitely got so much to look forward to tonight and I’m just as excited as the EAW Universe is to get things rolling! We’ve got Andre Walker looking to kick us off with an announcement in a matter of moments, but there’s so much more to come with the likes of Sheridan Muller and Astraea Jordan set to make appearances, Universal Women’s Champion Andrea Valentine taking on Specialists Championship contender Serenity Valdez, the returning Xander Payne is in action against Alex Myers, Bethany and Ximena are meeting in the ring, and we’ve got an EXPLOSIVE main event in SOSA Henderson and The Visual Prophet taking on The High Rollerz in tag team action!
Jake Mercer: And that’s not even the entire show! Be on the lookout for even MORE familiar faces throughout the night because you don’t know who else we’ll be seeing – maybe we’ll get more returns like we did last week to get the EAW Universe even more hyped about the 15th anniversary of EAW :drakelike:!!!!
Stew-O: Who can be sure! All we can do is watch things play out, just like we’ve been watching Andre Walker’s journey unfold at the start of the year in an effort to become King of Elite, and now he’s faced with the difficult decision of which World Title to go after while also dealing with Xander Payne! He’s got plenty on his plate, but we’re about to find out just how much he could be looking forward to dealing with all of that!
(Just then, ‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and the crowd erupts for the Interwire Champion who makes his way out from the back, looking around at the sea of people in attendance at the Wells Fargo Center! With Albert Hitchman in tow carrying the Interwire Championship, Andre starts down the ramp looking cool and collected.)
Stephie Love: Please welcome to the ring, your 2022 King of Elite and reigning Interwire Champion… AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDRRRRRREEEEEE WAAAAAALLLLLLLLKKKKKKKEEEEERRRRRRR!!!
Stew-O: I’d have to imagine that after last week’s return of Xander Payne irritated Andre Walker, having his moment crashed and overthrown so abruptly and unexpectedly!
Flannery McCoy: Xander had been off of television for quite some time, and among a number of returns that we’ve gotten here in EAW recently, Xander surprised everyone by being one of them! He seems to have set his sights on Andre and that Interwire Title of his, but I’m sure we’ll be getting a response to that soon enough.
Jake Mercer: Andre doesn’t even look concerned right now! So if he’s not worried, then I’m not worried :drakelike:!!!
(Andre climbs up onto the apron and once there, he’s handed the Interwire Championship from Albert who stands beneath them on the ringside floor. Andre raises the Championship into the air for a moment before he steps through the ropes to get into the ring and shortly after, Albert enters the ring with a microphone that he passes to Andre. As ‘Leaving Caladan’ fades out, Andre takes a moment to soak in the atmosphere before he raises the microphone and begins to speak.)
Andre Walker: Winning the King of Elite Tournament was going to be an achievement that the people in this company and the people of the EAW Universe were going to look at as the path toward an inevitable World Championship victory for whoever won it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again that it could’ve been Chris Elite, who would’ve been on his way to what he surely would’ve wanted to be a World Championship match at Pain for Pride and having his name properly back on the main event picture would’ve made for a tremendous comeback story. It could’ve been Adam Lucas who won and started shaping the future of this company, being one of the hopeful leading Elitists with the bright future that Ronn Banks said that he did. And either of those outcomes would’ve sparked something in everyone else who would’ve had to watch it all play out – whether that’s hope, hate, dread, or the feeling inevitably in a World Champion knowing that the odds of losing to the particular person who’d gotten the crown and was coming for the gold.
Andre Walker: …But then there was me. There was me putting a stop to all of that because I wasn’t going to go down until I was made to – made to give up, made to submit, made to break under someone else’s will. I wasn’t going down without giving everything that I had in me to know that everyone else would understand my best efforts were THE absolute best that I could give – and my best efforts won me an accomplishment that has put me in a promising position to decide what I do next. I’m the one that gets to choose my next move and what could be the downfall of someone else, the defeat of a World Champion that I personally selected because I singled them out as my next target for what I sought to get – and I’m going to do everything that I can to ensure the outcome is the most favorable one for me. I’ve done more than most originally anticipated, I’ve climbed higher than some people would’ve wanted to give me credit for – I was already blurring the lines for myself of “New Breed” and main event talent before my New Breed Championship reign even neared its conclusion. The fact is, I knew what I wanted for myself, I knew what I’d have to do for it, and even then I continued to put to the test all that I’d go on to learn and understand. Now, I’m better than ever, my future shining even brighter than the lights that I have focused on me as I stand in this very ring, and that future is without a doubt something that I’m going to have to bring into reality through even harsher means – be it at the hands of my future opponent or my very own, but it’s known now as a fact more than ever that the measure of my success can only continue to grow through how I apply myself against the challenges I’ll continue to face.
Andre Walker: That said, I’ve made my decision.
(The crowd in the audience begins to buzz and Andre looks around knowing that this is the moment from him that everyone’s been waiting for. The announcement that has been speculated on since the same night that he won over Chris Elite and Adam Lucas at King of Elite in a bloody, grueling triple threat match that had pushed all three of them to find methods that would kill the drive and will of their opponents to be the one who walked out of the FPV victorious.)
Andre Walker: I’m not going to go getting into sneak attacks or trying to make good on my chances of winning the World Championship that I’ve selected because I know I’m better than that. My ambition, my drive, my skill all speaks to that and what’s something to be concerned about for everyone else – for the World Champion I’ll be facing – is that all of that only continues to grow, and the stage I’ve chosen is going to help bring that out of me because it’ll be when the lights are at their brightest and most blinding, when the pressure is at its looked to be viewed as at its heaviest, where it’ll be undeniable that I earned my spot and left no doubts. Pain for Pride is where I’ll be looking to take my next steps into the spot on the top of the mountain that I’ve been climbing, it’s at Pain for Pride where I’ll be bringing the greatest possible challenge that I could to the table so that I can fight to take my place at the very head of it…
Andre Walker: Which is why whether it’s SOSA Henderson, The Visual Prophet, or even anyone else who’s reigning as the World Heavyweight Champion by then, that’s who I’ll be meeting in the ring at Pain for Pride.
(The EAW Universe erupts at the announcement that Andre Walker has chosen to use the opportunity that has come with winning the King of Elite tournament on the World Heavyweight Championship for his Pain for Pride match! Albert Hitchman looks smugger than ever as he nods in the background behind Andre, looking forward to the moment as much as the crowd in attendance is. Andre is sure to let the news settle among the crowd, though it’s hard to say that they can even bring themselves to settle down.)
Andre Walker: But with Pain for Pride four months away from now, it’ll be real interesting to see who’s going to see who makes sure that they’re fated to meet me in the ring when the time comes, because I can promise right now to SOSA, The Visual Prophet, or anyone else with aspirations of wanting to go involving themselves in one of the biggest Pain for Pride main events against me as the person I’ll be standing across from that I’m going to meet them at my best. There’s going to be no question about it, nothing to take jabs at about how well I haven’t performed in the lead-up to the biggest stage ever because I’m not slowing down for fucking anybody. I’m going in dangerous, I’m going in hungry, I’ll be going in as one of the biggest threats that the World Heavyweight Champion could have on a world-class stage like the one we’ll encounter together – and that’s not me bragging it’s me speaking factually. I’m not going to be someone who lets the success of King of Elite just be something to fall back, get lazy with and treat this like I’m not interested in living up to my own expectations of what it’s going to mean for me to be walking into another one of the biggest matches of my career. With everything I’ve done to make sure that I’m not about to be my own downfall? I’m seeing to it that I make it to Pain for Pride on my terms of success and that’s not something I’ll leave on the table to be argued about.
Andre Walker: It’s why this Interwire Championship and how I plan on continuing to carry it is going to be one of the best examples I can give because I don’t have any plans of letting this go in the near future, either. If I get my way, if everything I continue to put forth in my efforts can lead to me continuing to hold onto this Interwire Championship that I’ve had since the end of September last year, then I’ll hold this right into and through Pain for Pride. I’m just that determined to deliver is always going to be my best and take even that so much higher – not for the validation that could come with success, but for knowing that I brought myself to a plane of greatness that only few can obtain. I’m moving with an assuredness that doesn’t come from my achievements but from the fact that every performance, every match, every thought is geared toward how I can make myself even greater. The Interwire Championship has just been another symbol of that and it’s why I’m going to defend it – it’s been some time since I did so, I’ll admit, and I’ll do it against Xander Payne after he wanted to pop back up and show his face looking for revenge.
(Another announcement from Andre that rouses buzz from the crowd, knowing that Xander and Andre have issues that need sorting out – and the best way looks to be over the Interwire Championship.)
Andre Walker: I’m going to see to it that I successfully end Xander’s career if that’s what it comes to, I don’t care, and then whenever Scott Diamond is done being a pussy he can come get put down just the same-
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill begins to play and the crowd erupts as Xander makes his way out shaking his head, a microphone in hand. He starts down the aisle smirking at Andre, and Albert can be seen moving to the far side of the ring to ensure that he’ll be out of Xander’s range after last week’s breakdown of the coronation.)
Stew-O: Xander’s seemingly heard enough and now that he’s the topic of conversation for Andre, he’s going to make sure that he’s right out here with everyone else for it!
Flannery McCoy: We saw how last week went when Xander showed his face, I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes down to something like that again. But honestly, I’m sure that’s what this crowd is hoping for knowing what’s been brewing between them since Andre threw Xander into a fifteen-foot drop back at the Christmas show!
(Xander comes up the steps and enters the ring, unafraid and with no concern as he stands across from the Interwire Champion.)
Xander Payne: You love to talk, don’t you? I mean, that is when you’re not busy throwing people from the entrance stage and seeing to it that the biggest threats to you are left to be taken care of in the nearest medical facility in Australia while you get flown out of the country. But how convenient for you, huh?! Because you’ve been able to go around changing your attitude, see some more success that you seemingly woke you up to the fact that you could be bigger than what you had been when you were so practically bubbling with excitement over anticipating getting a win over Bronson Daniels for the Championship you’re holding now. Now, you’re even picking fights with some guy that you know isn’t here tonight and trying to call him out – it’s no different than you being able to amount to what you have now knowing that it was all happening without me around. You knew you had a better chance once the coast was clear of the threat that is Xander Payne.
Andre Walker: That’s not why I-
Xander Payne: Whatever. I’m sure you wanted to open up your mouth and tell me some perfectly thought out response that reeks of lies, bullshit, and whatever other thoughts you have that could puff up something that only sounds meaningful – but I know better. And so does everyone else. I saw the look on your face when I came back last week and brought and brought an end to your little coronation moment, and I could tell that you absolutely wanted no part of me coming down to this very ring and turning your entire world that night right on its head. In nothing but just a few short moments, I saw who you truly were, Andre, and it was a man who knew good and goddamn well that I was about to be at your fucking neck, coming for your head and ready to hold it up in front of the rest of the world like it was a trophy. It was a man who knew that he was going to have to pay for what he’d done to put me on the sidelines, and when I toppled your throne and knocked that crown off your head, it was clear to you even then that I was coming to collect. You wanted Scott Diamond but didn’t think to call out Xander Payne and I know why, so do you, and it’s because I was going to come back as the greatest threat to every bit of success you convinced these people you had somehow honestly obtained.
(Andre shakes his head, rolling his eyes throughout a majority of what Xander had to say. It’s obvious that he expected this and doesn’t think to get worked up over it, scoffing at the former World Heavyweight Champion upon returning his attention back to him.)
Andre Walker: I did what I did to you at the Christmas show because I was upset, I was mad – I had just lost to Ronn Banks in a match that I had been set on winning, one that I was so sure was going to end with me being the one to come out on top. I took all that out on you and you took the fall for it – literally, too – because I knew that no one was going to do anything about it, that no one and not even you would stop me in the moment. That’s why it’s so easy for you to take what happened and make it out to be more than that without even considering all the details because otherwise, it’s just another moment that the rest of the world has moved on from and forgotten about – something you shouldn’t have a hard time understanding. Coming out making it seem like Andre Walker fears Xander Payne after all this time, especially now after I’ve won King of Elite, it’s just you looking for clout and hoping that you’ll end up successful to prop yourself up on the back of MY name now after you lost your last shot at the World Heavyweight Title you thought you were getting back.
Xander Payne: Your name?! I wasn’t the one who got all pissy about being beat by Ronn and then went out my way to try to distract everyone from it by taking out the man who’d held the World Heavyweight Championship from April to October last year in dominating fashion. Of course, being recognized for posing that kind of threat – taking out the top talent like that – set you up quite nicely but you had to have known that I wasn’t going to out like that, surely not at the hands of someone who’d been unable to get to the World Championship scene as soon as he thought he would and then settled for more mid-card fuckery with Bronson. You can go on and on about what you’ve done in my absence, but if anything, you should think of yourself as fortunate that I was out for as long as I was. I don’t think you’d like the outcome of your King of Elite endeavor if I hadn’t been, just like you won’t like the outcome of when you defend that Interwire Championship against me.
Andre Walker: Because you would’ve stood in the way of that? Here you again, desperate to try to make me seem like I’m afraid of you, that I fear you, but that’s just the kind of narrative that you’d try to go and paint because it suits you. You need it to be that way because without it, maybe you don’t seem as big and bad as you want to make yourself out to be not to me, but for everyone else. Just even the slightest idea that could be put into the universe about Andre Walker cowering in presence of Xander Payne is what you know is going to be enough to get people interested in you again, actually interested in what you’re doing for once that doesn’t revolve around practically holding a World Title hostage.
Xander Payne: Like you’ve been doing with Interwire Championship? When even was your last defense, Andre? You’ve been able to skirt around that and not have to confront that because you’ve fortunately had other priorities to attend to, but now you’ve got someone in your face who’s actually prepared to do something about it and I’m the last person you’d want coming at you knowing what I’m capable of, what I’ve done, what I’m GOING to do after being out of action because of you. You took time away from me, you took away money I could’ve been making, you took food off my table, you took away opportunities that I could’ve had over you and everyone else – but now it’s going to be my turn to take from you and when I do, when you see me coming at you again, you’ll know there’s going to be hell to pay and that it’s only going to be when I say it’s over. You come out here talking about learning and understanding, then understand this: if it means taking the Interwire Championship, then so be it, but I’m hellbent on teaching you a lesson that you won’t ever forget and you’ll learn that you knew from the fucking start that you had fucked with the wrong man.
(Xander stares down Andre and the two of them look at one another for a moment with no words passing between them – just growing hate that’s evident.)
Andre Walker: As I said, try to paint my motives over what happened however you want, it’s obvious you need it for your own goal – but I knew it’d lead to this is if you had bothered to show your face again. The problem for you though, Xander, is the fact that I’ve changed and this isn’t going to be like anything that’d gone down before between us. And when it does happen, when we are facing off in the ring, I can promise you that I’m gonna have you questioning if you should’ve stayed gone, questioning if you should’ve stayed home and looked after your kids instead of throwing yourself into whatever hell I could put you through – not a damn thing about it is gonna be pretty. Because if you think I’m just gonna let you come back and walk all over me just to make a statement, you’re gonna wonder if you really should’ve considered what I said at the Christmas show about you never coming back to EAW. And we both know damn well that I’ve got everything it could ever take to prove that I was right; that fifteen-foot drop is gonna look like a mercy killing compared to what the fuck I could next-
Stew-O: XANDER JUST BASHED ANDRE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER GOES DOWN AND XANDER’S OVER HIM, CLUBBING AWAY AT HIS FACE AND LOOKING TO TURN THIS INTO LAST WEEK’S FIGHT BETWEEN THEM ALL OVER AGAIN!!! XANDER CONTINUES BEATING ANDRE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE BEFORE FINALLY THROWING IT ASIDE AND NOW HE’S PUMMELING HIS FACE WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO SHOVE HIM OVER AND HE GETS XANDER ON THE MAT, TRYING TO FIRE BACK AT HIM!!! ANDRE LOOKING TO GET BACK AT HIM FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK, AND I CAN’T SAY THAT I BLAME HIM! XANDER THOUGHT HE COULD GET AWAY WITH WHAT HE DID, BUT HERE ANDRE IS LETTING HIM KNOW DIFFERENTLY!
Flannery McCoy: Andre gets Xander up and starts kneeing him in the face, taking him to the ropes before throwing his arms back over the top rope and landing body shots while he’s got Xander stuck! Andre doesn’t hold back, letting him know just what kind of aggression he’s been holding back since last week and I wouldn’t want to be Xander right now!
Stew-O: THERE’S A KICK FROM XANDER THOUGH TO KNOCK HIM BACK!!! Xander gets a moment to breathe after separating himself from Andre before coming off the ropes, BUT ANDRE HITS A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE CATCHING XANDER RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! XANDER GOES DOWN AND ANDRE STARTS STOMPING ALL OVER HIM!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE LOOKING TO DO THE SAME THING XANDER DID TO HIM WHEN XANDER CRASHED HIS CORONATION, BY TRYING TO BUST HIS FACE OPEN WITH THOSE STOMPS!!! Xander struggles to get himself up under the weight and force of those stomps that Andre continues to dish out- XANDER SWEEPS THE LEGS AND NOW THEY’RE BACK TO BRAWLING ON THE MAT!! THE TWO OF THEM ROLLING AND TURNING OVER TRYING TO GET THE UPPER HAND, AND IT’S A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE FROM XANDER TO ANDRE THAT HAS ANDRE SUDDENLY LAID BACK AND COVERING UP!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander comes off of Andre and gets to his feet, a handful of Andre’s hair in his grasp to bring him up and he THROWS ANDRE ACROSS THE RING SO THAT HE LANDS IN THE CORNER! ANDRE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLES AND CRASHES INTO A HEAP IN THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: Andre just barely gets himself seated up in time when Xander storms into the corner and starts stomping and kicking him! Andre’s struggling to cover up as Xander’s all over him and refuses to let him get to his feet! He’s driving his knee into Andre’s face and uses the ropes for leverage, ensuring that Andre’s stuck against the bottom turnbuckle before letting Andre fall over to the canvas as he holds his face. The Interwire Champion tries to push himself up BUT GETS A KICK TO THE RIBS AND ANDRE FALLS OVER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! ALBERT’S GOING AFTER XANDER FROM BEHIND- XANDER CAUGHT ALBERT’S WRIST JUST BEFORE HE COULD STRIKE!!! Xander turned around and caught Albert coming, and he’s mouthing off at Hitchman for trying to involve himself; no doubt looking for payback from last week! Xander SHOVES Hitchman to the mat and Albert crawls backward trying to talk Xander out of whatever he could have coming! But just before Xander can grab him, Albert is able to roll out under the bottom rope!
Jake Mercer: Xander kicks at the rope as a warning as Albert picks himself up on the outside, obviously terrified! Xander turns away and looks to go back to Andre- ALBERT REACHES INTO THE RING AND GRABS XANDER’S ANKLE BEFORE HE CAN GET AWAY!!!! ALBERT’S GOT THE LEG OF XANDER!!!
Stew-O: Xander’s trying to shake him off but Albert is just refusing to let go!
Flannery McCoy: KAISER’S TOUCH!!! ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH TO XANDER WHILE XANDER WAS DISTRACTED WITH ALBERT!!! XANDER FALLS TO THE MAT WITH HIS HANDS TO HIS FACE, AND ANDRE STANDS TALL OVER HIM IN THE RING!!!
(Andre stands there for a moment looking down at Xander while he’s recovering on the mat, before starting back to the ropes and leaving from the ring. With the Interwire Championship in his grasp, Andre starts up the ramp with Albert coming around the ring to join him.)
Stew-O: Xander looked like he was about to be in control of things once again much like last week, but Albert Hitchman just played a pivotal role in why Xander was just struck down by Andre!
Flannery McCoy: I suppose that’s all the message that needed to be sent by Andre just now, that if it’s going to get as personal as Xander says then maybe nothing is off the table! I’m sure that what more this all leads up to is going to take its toll on both of them; I just hope they’re ready for it :lupe:!
(As Andre stands on the stage with Albert, the two of them watch as Xander sits himself up on the mat and shakes his head while glaring up the aisle at the two of them knowing that they were just able to get out of the ring before anything else could happen. With a split-screen showing the face of both men as the staredown continues, the scene fades out.)
(A commercial is shown for the Voltage Free-Per-View Shock Value coming to you live from St. Louis, Missouri in two weeks!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Genjou Destruction’ by SPYAIR plays through Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, Iowa as all the lights around the stage turn Green & White. The Green Machine himself such as Rokuro Nakano makes his way out from the stage down to the ring in a confident look as always for a guy like him. Rokuro arrives in front of the ring then he penetrates it and proceeds to ramble around it.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM KYOTO JAPAN, WEIGHING IN 242 POUNDS!! HE’S THE GREEN TECHNICAL MACHINE!!!! ROKUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NARUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh hey, I saw this man on Fight grid show and won. Imagine winning on Fight Grid, must be so awful! Whoever has been on that show is all relevant! It’s not even a wrestling show, and It’s a wrestling version of TV Direct! It’s a conspiracy! Unbelievable!
Stew-O: In my opinion, Fight Grid has never been a bad place for Elite Answer Wrestling. It’s good for developing every newcomer around this business and great to see it alive again lately. I like how that show still sold out the performance center like back in the days. I don’t know what Jake’s issue is with that show. It’s probably the size of it but anyway, as Jake said, he won against Voltage’s Leon Dieter on Fight Grid. Tonight, Nakano looks to take another one against one of the strongest and smartest newcomers in EAW who made a lot of surprises at the Empress of Elite Tournament this year such as Nakano.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think people should underestimate a fresh Elitist like Nariko. She proved her dominance and went through the semi-final round of the Empress of Elite 2022 tournament before losing against Miku Sakai. She got her comeback at the Fatal Four Ways match for the number one contender spot to fight for the Specialist title even she lost that match but still has a heart that desires to keep herself going and tonight so as Nakano who still want to prove himself more and more.
(‘Genjou Destruction’ by SPYAIR still playing through the field until the theme song is replaced by ‘KARATE’ by Babymetal as Nariko comes out way down to the ring with the crowd mixed reactions at her. Nakano stares down at her who is making her way down to the ring. Nariko didn’t notice him. She just kept walking down to the ring until she arrived and entered the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT FROM FUKUOKA, JAPAN!! WEIGHING IN 103 POUNDS!! SHE IS THE THUNDER CHILD!!… NAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here she is, Nariko. I don’t have to describe but like what Flannery just said about her. She made a remarkable moment that not many newcomers in EAW could ever do by going through the semi-final round of the Empress of Elite 2022. She’s special to the brand.
Jake Mercer: Well, she’s somewhat cool but damn, she’s so short. I thought she was Jake Smith’s foreign sister or something but in all seriousness, she’s a light of EAW’s future regardless.
Flannery McCoy: What I said is true. She has a premise of success that she performs in Dynasty so far. Even we saw her downfall, she can still come back to the top as fast as possible. She’s a great addition to the brand and tonight, Nakano might want to learn about her so as Nariko who might need to prove if she could survive the Green Machine tonight.
(DING DING DING!!!)
Stew-O: Here we go, the match between Nariko and Rokuro is underway for tonight. Rokuro starts to circle the ring so as Nariko who is opposite him. Nariko raises his hand to signal for her opponent to kick this thing off in a technical way like a pro. Rokuro accepts like a gentleman and both of them start to push each other and seem like it’s a rare chance to see any of them step back.
Jake Mercer: Cap. It’s a lie! Look! Nakano starts to take advantage of her opponent. Nakano got pushed way down to the rope behind him. Nakano’s back is against the rope but NARIKO INSTANTLY GRABS HIS LEFT LEG AND LUNGES IT WITH LEG DDT!! NAKANO IS DOWN ON HIS RIGHT ONE. SMART TAKEDOWN BY NARIKO.
Flannery McCoy: That’s not it for Nariko for brutalizing his opposition. While Nakano is down on one leg, NARIKO KEEPS MAKING OFFENSES AGAINST HER OPPONENT. SHE KICKS TO THE SIDE OF NAKANO’S BODY WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK REPEATEDLY. NAKANO DON’T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK ANYTIME SOON!!
Stew-O: Nariko resists those kicks by taking them and tries to avoid the rest to the side but Nakano keeps it going as much as she finds a way to make a virtue against her opponent. Nariko is going for a Jumping Knee strike but Nakano dodges out of his way from the corner. Nariko’s knee hits the corner, unwillingly hurting herself. NAKANO COMES FROM BEHIND AND THUMPS HER IN HALF WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Jake Mercer: Nakano is back in the game even he was in pain at this stage. Nariko rolls down under the bottom rope at the corner to recover for herself. Nakano covers his arm that got kicked by Nariko and leans at the corner as he is charging to make an impact against his opposition at the corner. Nariko tries to get back on her feet, Nakano charges at her but Nariko dodges out of her way down to the rope. Nakano missed it as his chest hit the corner. Nakano stepped away from the corner involuntarily but then, Nariko bounced off the second rope and struck Nakano from the air with a springboard enzuigiri!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NAKANO ISN’T DOWN, HE CAUGHT NARIKO IN THE MID-AIR, POPS HER UP IN THE AIR, CATCHES HER AGAIN TO COLLIDE HER DOWN ON A RING FLOOR WITH A FISHERMAN BUSTER!! NAKANO HOOKS HER RIGHT LEG AS HE GOES FOR A PIN!!
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Stew-O: Apparently, Nariko kicks out in time!
Jake Mercer: That’s right, the match just starts not too far so we got some more to go in this match. Nakano drags Nariko’s lifeless body down to the corner. He clears a space on Nariko’s chest and BLASTS HER WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP RIGHT ACROSS!!
Flannery McCoy: Nakano fetches her wrist and tosses her across the ring down to the opposite corner. Nariko’s back hits the corner, Nakano turns around and charges at her but Nariko ducks under and rolls down behind Nakano’s back. NARIKO TWISTS ROKURO AROUND AND SETS HIM DOWN FOR TORNADO DDT!! Nakano’s head SPIKED!!
Stew-O: Nakano holds down his head and tries to recover himself back to his feet but NARIKO RUNS UP FROM BEHIND AND PUTS HIM DOWN AGAIN WITH A STUNNING SHINING WIZARD!! But Nakano saw it in time, He lays down on the mat to make Nariko miss the mark. Nariko lands on her back and tries to be back on her feet but IT’S TOO LATE, NAKANO CUTS HER HEAD OFF WITH A SPIN KICK TAKING HER SOUL OUT!! HE GOES FOR A PIN!!
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Jake Mercer: NARIKO KICKS OUT!! SHE STILL GOT IT!!
Flannery McCoy: Nakano might want to clear his job here. He goes up to the top rope. Nariko seems out of this match so far even she tries to get back on his feet at this stage but Nakano doesn’t care! HE LEAPS DOWN FROM THE SKY!! EMERALD BODY PRE-
Stew-O: ‘NARI-KO’!!!!!!!!!! IN THE MID-AIR!! THE SPINNING HOOK KICK CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD!! NAKANO IS OUT!! NARIKO GOES FOR A PIN FOR THE CLIMAX!!
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(DING DING DING!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! NAAAAAAAAAARIKOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Well that match was not too good and not too bad but yeah, that kick she just did was insane. Congrats to Nariko. Don’t worry Nanako! We will get it one day!
Stew-O: It’s a good ending generally :wow: Didn’t expect that to come in this match but congrats to Nariko for another win to her career tonight!
Flannery McCoy: I saw more and more potential in Nariko these days. No regret that SHE will be the future women’s champion of EAW! Congrats to Nariko and you will be fine, Nakano!
( ‘Karate’ by BABYMETAL plays through the arena as the referee raises Nariko’s hand as she is the winner of this match. Nariko celebrates her victory before the scene fades to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for Marvel Legends action figures starring Limmy Monaghan who reviews the Iron Man figure, laughing at the thought of Tony Stark cutting holes at the center of his shirt to fit his arc reactor.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following tag team contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(Trophies By Drake hits to cheers from the crowd!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Bronx, New York weighing in at 206 pounds he is JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(“The Golden Ace” of EAW makes his way to the ring smiling and shaking hands with the fans.)
Flannery McCoy: Joso just celebrated a birthday this week and the party continues tonight on Dynasty with his many fans. Joso has won over the hearts of many people in the Dynasty audience in his very short time on this brand.
Stew-O: Joso has both won and lost matches here in EAW so far so who knows what to expect. But he is very determined to become the best wrestler in the world and get him some of those EAW championships.
Jake Mercer: He just doesn’t miss fr. Just like me with my commentary.
(“Lamar” by YN Jay hits to cheers from the crowd!!!)
Stephie Love: And his tag team partner from East New York (Don’t fuck around) weighing in at 205 pounds he is “Prolific” ANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARTER!!!
(Angelo Carter makes his way out to the ring as he catches up with his partner Joso and they fist bump before entering the ring. It looks like these two are completely on the same page here tonight.)
Flannery McCoy: Last week we saw Angelo Carter interfere in Joso’s match to help him win and this week the two are teaming up so Angelo will be able to help Joso out legally and vice versa. This could definitely be one of the hottest new teams here in EAW to watch.
Stew-O: I don’t disagree. Angelo Carter had a lot of things to say this week and he says that he is going to make the pencil pay the piper for thinking that they can stop Angelo Carter from breaking necks and cashing checks. I think that says it all.
Jake Mercer: I have no idea what that means but I agree. However, he is too cocky for my liking! He said that he would win this match with EASE! He may be humbled before he knows it with the kind of competition that we have on Dynasty! There are no easy matches!
(Sugar We’re Going Down – Fall Out Boy hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… first from Manchester, United Kingdom weighing in at 185 pounds he is “The Heartthrob of EAW” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLEY LEWIS!!!
(Harley Lewis makes his way out to the ring showing off to fans at ringside who he claims are all in love with him and are all here just to look at him.)
Jake Mercer: I don’t know about this guy. I mean he thinks the people are here to look at him. But we all know they are here to look at me.
Flannery McCoy: Of course they are buddy. But I think you would like this guy. He is stuck in the 90s and you can’t stop talking about old historic shit all the time.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of which back in 1992 me and Harley Lewis together were voted Time Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year!
Stew-O: Damn you must be old as fuck then.
Jake Mercer: Don’t be hatin’ now. Regardless of what you think my man Harley Lewis is going to dominate this match. Just you watch.
Flannery McCoy: I thought you didn’t like him tho… :wtf:
(‘Walk’ by Avenged Sevenfold hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his partner from San Jose, California weighing in at 202 pounds he is the “Bloodhound” BRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYANT COFFFFFFFFFFFFEYYYYYYYYY!!!
(Bryant Coffey walks directly to the ring ready to fight. He doesn’t waste any time getting there and demands they ring the bell.)
Flannery McCoy: Last week Bryant Coffey had one hell of a match against Alex Myers. Bryant gave his all but he just couldn’t defeat them despite an absolutely incredible showing.
Stew-O: Agreed that was really a star-making performance from Bryant. I think every time we see him in the ring he only gets better and better. His teaming up with Alex is definitely an interesting choice, however…
Jake Mercer: Bryant isn’t a very “flashy” performer but he is the type of guy who focuses one hundred percent on getting the job done. Not to mention he is a dangerous MMA expert and I just am not sure if any of his opponents could contend with him on a pure grappling level!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway now as Joso and Bryant Coffey square off in the ring looking ready to throw down. Bryant throws a hard punch at Joso but Joso ducks and Bryant misses! Joso throws a shot but doesn’t miss! Joso don’t miss!!!
Stew-O: Well the match has immediately started and you already had to get that catchphrase in huh… Well at least it’s out of the way and we can focus on the actual wrestling.
Flannery McCoy: My bad. But Joso lighting up Bryant here in the ring tonight and he is relentlessly taking control as we start things off here tonight on Friday Night Dynasty. Joso punches Bryant back up against the ropes almost sending him up and over the top rope but his partner Harley Lewis prevents him from tumbling over. Joso runs off the ropes as Bryant forces himself off the ropes and back into the ring and takes Bryant down with a Clothesline! No! Bryant ducks beneath and turns around as Joso quickly backs off to avoid a shot from Bryant. Bryant charges in at the legs of Joso who swiftly leaps up and over the attempt. Joso catches Bryant with a hard kick to the leg which looks pretty painful as he stumbles back into the corner!
Jake Mercer: Joso has Bryant Coffey trapped up in here!!! Joso lights up Bryant with repeated strikes in the corner and Bryant charges forward in a desperate attempt to escape. But Joso catches him around the neck and drags Bryant down to the ground with a Front Headlock. Bryant is on his knees now as Joso has him trapped. Joso transitions into a DDT and drops him hard in the ring! But Bryant blocks it! Bryant shoves back… but Joso kicks him in the gut and drops him with a Superkick!!! Bryant falls back slowly but Joso catches him around the neck and transitions into the DDT he was going for all along!!! Joso drives Bryant down hard to the mat and covers him!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Bryant Coffey!!! This match has been all Joso so far and you can see that Harley Lewis is looking frustrated with Bryant’s attempts so far in the match. He survived that pinfall but he might need to tag out and let his partner handle this because Joso is on fire and cannot be seemingly stopped at this time. Joso immediately traps Bryant by applying a headlock on the ground but Bryant manages to worm his way closer to the ropes forcing the break immediately. Joso reluctantly lets it go as Bryant gets back up. Joso tosses him across the ring with an Arm Drag. Angelo Carter uses this opportunity to slap him hard in the back of the head! Angelo with the disrespect and Harley nearly entered the ring from the audacity of this man. However, he manages to restrain himself. Bryant turns around and swings at Angelo who ducks! But Joso runs in and rolls him up from behind off the distraction! Joso is going to steal it! School Boy rollup!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: But Harley Lewis is in the ring to break it up! The referee does not appreciate this interference and he is ordering Harley out of the ring! I think Joso would’ve had it there! Joso is back up as he hits a Superkick on Harley knocking him off the apron! Joso turns around to pull Bryant back up-
Jake Mercer: But Bryant Coffey counters with a Uranage Suplex out of nowhere!!! Joso just got tossed! Harley Lewis is back up on the apron and Bryant finally has the opportunity to escape Joso! Bryant leaps for the tag!!!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: Bryant Coffey successfully makes the tag into Harley Lewis who has entered the ring targeting Joso! He’s not pleased with that Superkick from earlier! Harley is going in with bad intentions… but Joso with a Small Package! Joso trying to steal it again!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: But this time Harley Lewis quickly gets out of it! Joso immediately falls back away from his opponent and makes the tag into Angelo Carter! Joso has been killing it tonight for his team and he has earned a well-deserved rest. Now it’s time for Angelo to enter the fray and take over from here. Angelo enters more cautiously as he locks up with Harley. Harley immediately transitions from the lockup into an armbar wrenching Angelo down to his knees. But Angelo flips over! He catches Harley into a headlock breaking free of the armbar as Harley elbows him hard in the gut in an attempt to break out of it.
Jake Mercer: Harley Lewis manages to bust free by pushing Angelo Carter up against the ropes and tosses him off. Harley rams into Angelo with a Shoulder Thrust but Angelo stands strong! Both men butt heads in the ring before Angelo fires off with a spinning fist combo! Harley spins around but Angelo grabs him from behind and tosses him back with a German Suplex. Harley lands on his feet and charges towards Angelo! Angelo catches Harley with the Flatline!!! He lifts him and drops Harley onto his knee with that devastating Brainbuster! Angelo with the cover as this match is over now for sure.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: For sure huh? Guess not. Harley Lewis kicks out! Angelo Carter is annoyed. He and his teammate Joso have been dominating this entire match so far but their opponents are still hanging in there despite their attempts! Even Bryant Coffey looks to have recovered on the outside of the ring! Angelo slaps the shit out of Harley and pulls him back up as the two trade punches in the ring. Angelo gains the advantage but then Harley out of nowhere!!! JUDO THROW!!! Harley takes Angelo down throwing him across the ring knocking Joso off the apron! Harley grabs Angelo one more time… Hangman’s Neckbreaker connects!!! Harley can finally get to his corner and get out of the Angelo zone!!
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Bryant Coffey is back in the ring now as he immediately takes down Angelo Carter with a Judo Throw of his own! He salutes his partner for showing a bit of an homage there with that move! We all know that Bryant is the true MMA master in this match!
Jake Mercer: Bryant Coffey traps Angelo Carter into a Reverse Sleeper Hold but Angelo slithers out of it and rolls Bryant up into a Crucifix Pinning Combination! But Bryant immediately breaks the cover before the referee can even begin to count. Bryant runs up on Angelo from behind ramming him headfirst into the top turnbuckle padding. Angelo turns around… Bryant catches him in midair…
Flannery McCoy: Michinoku Driver!!! ANGELO CARTER GETS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!!! DAMN, HE IS DECEASED!!! BRYANT WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Angelo Carter with the strength to kick out! Angelo is brought back up by Bryant Coffey who begins taking it to him with a series of kicking combinations. The Pump Kick! The Roundhouse Kick! The Wheel Kick! Every time Angelo gets back up he just gets taken down with a different kind of kick!
Jake Mercer: It looks like it is taking its toll, however. Angelo Carter is only able to get back up to his knees. Bryant Coffey measures him… he takes his head off with a Buzzsaw Kick!!! Angelo is down!!! Bryant isn’t finished! He tags in Harley Lewis! Harley to the top rope as he looks to finish Angelo off for his team!!! HE GOES FOR IT!!!
Flannery McCoy: 450 SPLASH!!! INCREDIBLE ROTATION FROM HARLEY LEWIS!!!
Stew-O: BUT ANGELO CARTER GETS THE KNEES UP!!!
Jake Mercer: The counter as it looks like Bryant Coffey should’ve gone for the pin earlier because Angelo Carter was able to recover when he went to tag his partner in!
Flannery McCoy: Angelo Carter rolls to his corner to tag in Joso!!! JOSO COMES FLYING INTO THE RING WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TAKING OUT HARLEY LEWIS!!! Harley is sent flying across the ring! Joso measures him in the corner and comes running… but Lewis gets the knees up! Lewis with a ghost tag to his partner…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: But Joso didn’t see it as he continues to light up Harley Lewis in the corner with a variety of strikes! Joso drags Harley out into the ring… JOSO CONNECTS WITH THE CRIMSON PEAK ON HARLEY!!! BUT HARLEY ISN’T EVEN LEGAL!!! WAIT FROM BEHIND!!!
Jake Mercer: It’s Bryant Coffey!!! HE CATCHES JOSO… URANAGE SUPLEX!!! HE GETS ALL OF IT!!! BRYANT WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners…. BRYYYYYYYYYYYANTTTTTTTTT COFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEYY AND HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLEY LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Walk’ by Avenged Sevenfold hits as Bryant Coffey and Harley Lewis have their arm raised in victory.)
Flannery McCoy: They did it! Bryant Coffey pulls the victory off for his team in a hard-fought match! He took a lot of damage and honestly I think his opponents may have looked stronger than he did. But in the end, Bryant is the one with his hand raised!
Stew-O: Don’t forget Harley Lewis! This was very much a team effort and it took both of them to get the win this week. Honestly, this match could have gone either way but this match is just a taste of what to expect from these future goats here on Dynasty where we are building the next generation of EAW superstars each and every week!
Jake Mercer: Joso and Angelo Carter really did give it their all and I thought they had this thing won for most of the match. But this is Dynasty and anything can happen. Congratulations to Bryant Coffey and Harley Lewis for the hard-fought win. More Dynasty to come here tonight!
(It is in the backstage area of the Wells Fargo Center where Friday Night Dynasty picks up, the camera focused on Sierra as she makes her way through the backstage area. To say the former Unified Tag Team Champion looks utterly pissed off is an understatement and her actions go on to prove it, as she quite rudely bumps into what appears to be a backstage staff member which causes the nameless staffer to drop a collection of papers to the ground! Sierra doesn’t even bother looking back, only shouting at him to watch where he’s going next time, and she continues on her way.)
???: Sierra! Hey, wait up! Sierra! Sierra! I knooooowww you can hear me!
(Sierra rolls her eyes with a heavy, clearly annoyed huff and shakes her head while bringing herself to stop her tracks. She seemingly knows who it is already. As she turns with her arms crossed, Sierra finds herself approached by none other than Caroline! The appearance in their dispositions couldn’t be any more blatant, as Caroline wears a broad, excited smile as she’s caught up with Sierra.)
Caroline: You weren’t gonna help that poor guy back there? He was like, totally stressing about being so unorganized after what happened! Luckily for him, I showed up just in time to help while on my way to talk to you! 😄
Sierra: He shouldn’t have been in my way then.
Caroline: Haha, riiiight 😅! Well, anyway! I was trying to catch up with you about what happened last week and that whole thing just now reminded me of our tag team match also – y’know, the whole thing about you not wanting any help from me and obviously in no rush to help anyone else either. There was also that thing just before the end of the match where you giving me the middle finger and basically telling me to go fuck myself was just soooo totally unnecessary too, because we were supposed to be on the same team and stuff. Like, I was so totally down for trying to make it work so that we could at least win-
Sierra: Is there a point to all this? Actually, you know what? Forget it.
(Sierra begins walking away in the direction she was going, but quickly coming around in front of her is Caroline, stopping Sierra in her tracks. Caroline doesn’t look even the slightest bit put off by Sierra’s attitude.)
Caroline: There’s so a point to what I was saying, Sierra, and it’s that I know you’ve got to be pretty super mad about losing and getting pinned because you kinda embarrassed yourself when I was obvi in a position to try to help save the match for us, but I just wanted to let you know that I’m not gonna hold that against you or anything! Like, thinking about things from your perspective, I don’t think a lot of people really consider aaaaall the things you could be going through and dealing with to want to keep trying to prove yourself however you have to. Even if it meant having some intention of trying to finish the match on your own without me. Like, you’ve been through a lot and I’m sure it all weighs pretty heavily on you at times to have to try to work through it all – and maybe some people just don’t give you enough credit for trying to do that! I mean, the fact you’re even still here and showing your face despite it all just honestly speaks volumes about how determined you-
Sierra: What exactly are you trying to say, Caroline?
Caroline: I’m saying that-
Sierra: That, what, I shouldn’t have stayed in EAW after some of the absolute shit I had to deal with? People stabbing me in the back and betraying me like all the time I gave to them meant fuck all?
Caroline: :whoa:!!! Listen, I’m just saying that a lot of what you’ve been through can drive people to do some things that push them into some super nasty behavior that they don’t even actually take the time to realize can be totally toxic – not just to only themself but everyone around them, and it can be so not healthy! Like, it’s definitely not something that an apple a day will keep the doctor away, y’know what I mean?! I’m so funny :mjlol:!! But anyway! I’m actually a whole lot more understanding than you’d probably think! Because there was this time during a practice routine where this other girl on my cheer team just seemingly couldn’t get her shit together for whatever reason that day to land her back handsprings out of her round-offs properly if her entire life depended on it, and she was so taking it out on the rest of us! And we were like, calm down and focus because you can so do this when everyone knows that you always manage to pull through to do your best even when on some days things seem really tough! And because we were obviously of course so great at having the genuine energy to motivate and encourage people, she eventually got it-
Sierra: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(Caroline goes immediately quiet with Sierra just staring her down, looking furious but not even saying a word.)
Caroline: :lupe: Did I do something?
Sierra: You talk TOO fucking much.
Caroline: :lupe: I was just trying to help and let you know that if you were mad about losing to Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, that you shouldn’t beat yourself up over last week’s loss when I’m sure you could prove to be so much better than what happened-
Sierra: What the fuck did I just tell you, Caroline?! You show up pestering me over stupid bullshit when I so obviously don’t want shit to do with anyone right now, telling me stories I didn’t ask to hear, and I’m just not buying any of this shit right now. I told you a few weeks ago not to go getting comfortable and what are you doing? Talking to me like we’re friends, like I fucking need your bullshit “encouragement” after happened when all you’ve been is annoying from the moment I spotted you backstage the first time. I’m not sure why I was stuck teaming with you anyway when nothing good could’ve ever come out of a situation where I would have to be the one who got left with the annoying duty of carrying the weight of a rookie who still needs to get shown the ropes.
Caroline: But I wasn’t even the one who got pi-
Sierra: SHUT. UP.
(With Sierra’s finger pointed sternly in her face, Caroline complies although she’s surely got plenty more to say and it’s an obvious struggle to just not go running off at the mouth some more. But clearly, Sierra isn’t in the mood for whatever else Caroline could say and Caroline has surely got to be starting to regret taking the time to try to smooth things over with Sierra when this is the response that she’s gotten for her efforts.)
Sierra: You come off so much of the way that I used to be when I first got to EAW – all nice and peppy and starry-eyed about everything, but so fucking oblivious to how this business will prove time and time again that so much of is going to show that you’ll get chewed up and spit out with no remorse, walked all over and stepped on by people with no regard for you. I look at you and I hate you for it. I see a girl who’s supposed to be this shiny new toy, but all I see is someone who doesn’t even know that the worst is yet to come.
Caroline: Don’t you think it’s kinda unnecessary to be that ominous? Like, I said to you when we met, you don’t have to take your problems on me if you aren’t happy or something, because honestly, I can’t say that I haven’t been enjoying my time in EAW so far! But I could do without the whole threat of some looming cloak and dagger nonsense like this is some Scream sequel-
Sierra: Of course, you’re just “happy to be here” right now, but I can guarantee that you’ll run into some shit much sooner rather than later that is inevitably going to smack that annoying fucking smile right off your stupid fucking face. And I’ll be the one to do it if you don’t stay the hell out of my way. The tag team match from last week where we had to be on the same side of things only dragged me down, a pointless match for me that wasn’t going to do anything for my career or my goals – and you standing there on the apron looking stupid watching it all go down as it happened didn’t help. It’s no surprise that the second we crossed paths again that you brought me down; you were bad luck for me in that situation, and I refuse to be dragged down by you ever again. That’s why you need to take all of this as a warning, Caroline, and know that you’re not going to like what happens to you if you give me any more of a reason to get my hands on you. Now, leave me the fuck alone. Got it? Good.
(Sierra pats Caroline on the head, sure to tug the ribbon Caroline’s wearing in her hair just enough out of place before she bumps past Caroline and Caroline stumbles back on her feet as Sierra brushes past her. Caroline can’t help but look confused as this wasn’t the way she anticipated this going at all when she sought out Sierra; her honest intentions getting shut down with no care. But on Caroline’s confused expression, the scene fades out.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match on hand!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Extreme Ways’ by Moby begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as the camera goes over to the stage to show Cloud Stryfe beginning to make his way out from the backstage area to the stage. He has a confident grin on his face as he has his arms spread, looking ready to go to war here before turning and beginning to make his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 195 pounds… THE BLEACH… CLOUD STRYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Cloud found himself in a huge matchup teaming with New Breed Champion Jon Kelton to go up against the returning High Roillerz. Sure it didn’t exactly end the way that he wanted to, with The High Rollerz managing to come out on top when it was all said and done, it certainly turned some heads in his favor and shone a spotlight on him,
Flannery McCoy: And that’s something that he looks to capitalize on here tonight going up against some tough competition and hopefully looking to end the night standing on top. There’s only one way to find out though, now let’s see if Cloud has what it takes to come out on top here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Oh no doubt, I thought Final Fantasy characters were supposed to be super powerful and stuff. Even though the results haven’t exactly been in his favor, I have faith he has what it takes I think.
(Cloud begins to make his way around the ring, heading up the steel steps and onto the apron before jumping into the ring. Cloud turns and begins to make his way up the top rope, hyping the crowd up before jumping down and beginning to make his way towards his corner. ‘Extreme Ways’ then begins to fade out as Cloud gets ready for this match here tonight.)
(‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang is heard playing up through the speakers of the arena to a solid mixed reaction coming from the crowd upon seeing Lisa Wren beginning to make her way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. She has a straightforward look on her face and seriousness painted all over her as she crosses her arms over her chest before making her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from British Columbia, Canada… weighing in at 130 pounds… THE GROWN-ASS WOMAN… LISA WREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Lisa was in action against a returning Sheridan Müller and while she put up a good fight, it wasn’t enough to keep Sheridan down as she managed to come out on top. Now looking for redemption, Lisa is making sure that she doesn’t settle for anything else but a victory here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: We know what Lisa can do in that ring and I have absolutely no doubt that it’s going to translate into some form of success here tonight. Lisa is going to give it her all against Cloud and it’s only a matter of considering whether or not it’ll be enough at the end of the day.
Jake Mercer: Of course, she’s a GROWN ASS WOMAN. You guys really don’t read the signs when it’s right in front of you.
(Lisa makes her way around the ring before jumping up onto the apron and looking out to the crowd. From there she turns around and enters into the ring, beginning to make her way towards her corner and get ready for the match at hand while ‘Helix’ from there begins to come to a close and the Referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here’s the bell! We’re now underway- but Cloud Stryfe runs at Lisa Wren, nailing her with a Flying Forearm! Cloud starts beating the hell out of Lisa, nailing her with the Gravin Stomp, as Lisa screams in pain! Cloud gets up Lisa, as he Irish Whips her into the corner, connecting with a Corner Clothesline! Cloud immediately Irish Whips Lisa into the opposite corner, connecting with another Corner Clothesline!
Flannery McCoy: Cloud starts climbing the top rope, AS HE DIVES IN THE AIR, CONNECTING WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO LISA!!! CLOUD HOOKS THE LEG!!!! LOOKING FOR AN EARLY COVER!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: And Lisa with a kick out! Cloud gets up Lisa- BUT LISA PUSHES HIS HANDS AWAY, CONNECTING WITH A CRADLE DDT!!!! LISA IMMEDIATELY RUNS OFF THE ROPES REBOUNDING, AS SHE CONNECTS ON CLOUD WITH A LEG DROP!!!!!
Stew-O: Lisa kips up, as she starts climbing the top rope as she then waits for Cloud to get up, BEFORE SHE JUMPS HIGH IN THE AIR- NO!!!! CLOUD STRYFE SUDDENLY KIPS UP, JUMPING QUICKLY ON THE TOP ROPE, NAILING LISA WREN WITH A DOMINATING SUPERPLEX!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors are down in pain, helpless. But Cloud Stryfe starts moving, trying to recover, as he starts getting up slowly with the help of the ropes. Cloud grabs Lisa, LOCKING IN THE BOSTON CRAB!!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!!!! LISA IS IN TROUBLE!!!!! AND CLOUD STRYFE IS LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH-UP, AS HE DOESN’T EVEN ALLOW LISA TO MOVE!!!!!! LISA SCREAMS IN PAIN, AS SHE TRIES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT SHE FAILS, AS CLOUD GRABS HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, WHILE HAVING IT IN!! LISA FINALLY CRAWLS TOWARDS THE ROPES, GRABBING THE BOTTOM ROPE, FORCING CLOUD STRYFE TO RELEASE THE HOLD!!!! CLOUD STRYFE STILL HAS IT IN, AS HE DOESN’T LET IT GO!!!!! THE REFEREE STARTS COUNTING ON CLOUD!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE-
Jake Mercer: Cloud lets go off Lisa, as he turns, taunting the crowd fired up, as the cheers are clearly heard from the crowd. Cloud turns- BUT LISA WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP FROM BEHIND, TAKING THE ADVANTAGE!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: CLOUD KICKS OUT, AS BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP QUICKLY, AS CLOUD NAILS LISA WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! THOUGH, HE AIN’T DONE YET!!!! CLOUD IMMEDIATELY GETS UP LISA, AS HE THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING!!!!! CLOUD STARTS WAITING FOR LISA TO GET UP, AS SHE GETS UP WITH THE HELP OF THE BARRICADE! CLOUD RUNS OFF THE ROPES, REBOUNDING, CONNECTING WITH A TOPE CON HILO ON LISA WREN!!!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Flannery McCoy: Cloud gets up, as he gets up Lisa, Irish Whipping her into the barricade- BUT LISA REVERSES, AS SHE IRISH WHIPS CLOUD INTO THE BARRICADE… AS SHE IMMEDIATELY RUNS, NAILING CLOUD STRYFE WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
Jake Mercer: Cloud Stryfe and Lisa Wren are down in pain, and any one of them should roll back inside the ring before the referee finishes his ten count and calls this match off. Lisa is seen starting to get up slowly with the help of the barricade, as she gets back up to her feet, as she then gets Cloud back up to his feet, throwing him in, before sliding in. Cloud starts getting up slowly, as Lisa immediately climbs the top rope, BEFORE CONNECTING ON CLOUD STRYFE WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!!!!!! LISA HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Cloud kicks out! We can hear the cheers from the crowd, as we can also see the angry expression on Lisa Wren’s face. Lisa gets up, as she gets up Cloud- BUT CLOUD STRYFE TURNS THE TABLES, AS HE USES LISA’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HER, AS HE IRISH WHIPS HER TOWARDS THE ROPES, MAKING HER REBOUND, NAILING HER WITH A POWERFUL SAMOAN DROP!!!! LISA GETS UP FROM THE IMPACT OF THE MOVE, AS SHE LEANS ON THE CORNER, BEFORE CLOUD CONNECTS WITH A CORNER DROPKICK!!!! CLOUD GETS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AS HE IMMEDIATELY STARTS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE, WAITING FOR LISA WREN TO GET UP! LISA GETS UP, AS CLOUD DIVES HIGH IN THE AIR… CONNECTING WITH A FRONT DROPKICK ON LISA WREN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Cloud is not done yet! Cloud gets up as he rolls onto the apron, as Lisa starts getting up with the help of the ropes, BEFORE CLOUD CONNECTS ON LISA WITH A ‘CLOUD NINE ELBOW!!!!!!!!’ THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS ON LISA!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Cloud gets up, as he gets up Lisa turns her, GETTING HER IN AN INVERTED DDT POSITION- NO! LISA WITH AN ELBOW TO CLOUD! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND A THIRD ONE! CLOUD LETS GO, AS LISA TURNS… AND LISA WITH A HARD PALM STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CLOUD STRYFE!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!! LISA AIN’T DONE YET! SHE GETS CLOUD BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A GUTWRENCH BULLDOG!!!!! THE GUTWRENCH BULLDOG CONNECTS ON CLOUD!!!!!!! LISA WITH THE COVER!!!! COULD THIS BE IT!?!?!?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: CLOUD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!! CLOUD STRYFE STAYS ALIVE!!!! LISA WREN CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT IT OBVIOUSLY WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO KEEP HIM DOWN! Lisa gets right back up to her feet, as she gets up Cloud- BUT CLOUD WITH A SUPERKICK TO LISA SUDDENLY, TAKING HER DOWN TO HER FEET!!!! BEFORE CLOUD CONNECTS ON LISA WITH A ‘SWORD ART’ TO THE KNEELING LISA WREN!!!!!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON LISA!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Cloud is not done yet! Cloud gets up Lisa, turning her, GETTING HER IN AN INVERTED DDT POSITION!!!!! CLOUD IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG!!!! CLOUD CONNECTS WITH A ‘SESTO ELEMENTO!!!!!!!!!’ THE GTR SPINNING HEADLOCK LARIAT CONNECTS, FOLLOWED UP WITH THE BACKBREAKER!!!! IT CONNECTS, AS IT TAKES LISA WREN DOWN!!!! CLOUD STRYFE FALLS ONTO THE COVER!!!!! CLOUD IS LOOKING TO PUT AN END TO THIS!!!!! THIS COULD DEFINITELY BE IT, AS CLOUD STRYFE IS LAYING DOWN ON LISA WREN FOR THE COVER!! IT’S OVER
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Extreme Ways’ once again begins to play up as Cloud Stryfe gets up to his feet with an enthusiastic yet exasperated look on his face, standing victorious while the Referee makes their way over and raises his hand high in victory. He circles around before jumping up to the top rope, the crowd cheering loudly for him as he begins the celebration of his victory which is one that he’s most certainly proud of.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… CLOUD STRYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we were able to witness tonight! Cloud laid it all on the line in hopes of rebounding huge and coming out of here with a victory. That was something that, in the end, paid off to the fullest extent with him managing to get his hand raised in victory. It has to be something that’s very satisfying for Cloud.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt, and I feel this is only going to motivate him to go out and continue taking EAW by storm. It’s apparent that he is far from done with his business and whatever happens from here is going to put him on the map no doubt, especially with Reckless Wiring on the horizon. So many doors have opened and there’s only one way to find out what’s going to happen, congratulations to Cloud on the victory!
(Cloud rolls out of the ring and takes a bow, popping his neck as he begins to make his way up the ramp and towards the backstage area from there. It’s the last shot seen as from there, Friday Night Dynasty then begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for The Payne… Enterprise? Foundation? Club? Dynasty? Who knows, but it’s starring Xander Payne who has pictures of Drake King surrounding him encouraging people to join his ranks.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show a pan-around shot of the Wells Fargo Arena. The crowd quietly murmurs to themselves before abruptly erupting into a deafening negative reaction upon hearing the sounds of ‘Amerika’ by Rammstein beginning to blast through the speakers. The camera then goes over to the stage to show Sheridan Müller beginning to make her way out from the backstage area. She bears the same cold and callous look on her face as she always does, ready to get to business while she focuses her attention on the ring. After a moment, she then begins to make her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week we saw Sheridan make her return to EAW broadcasting, where she wasted no time making an impact. She came out and confronted the new Empress of Elite in the form of Dr. Bethany Blue and put out a challenge stating that she wants to face the best and she is going to get what she wants. Unfortunately, that didn’t exactly go to plan with the Good Doctor giving her the cold shoulder, and it doesn’t seem like she’s taken that too kindly.
Flannery McCoy: I can only assume that’s why she’s come out here tonight before her match against Caroline, making sure that her statement is put out there once more and she lays out the challenge again. I’ve never taken Sheridan as someone who is going to say no and let it be, she’s going to make sure that she gets her way one way or another. Whether or not Bethany will respond to it or not, is something that we’ll surely find out in the coming weeks.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know, I thought rejection was a pretty common thing. You know, I’ve been rejected a lot and I don’t see a problem with it anymore. Frankly, I’ve grown numb. I think the Elitists here in Elite Answers Wrestling can learn a thing or two from Big Jake.
(Sheridan makes her way up the steel steps and onto the apron, looking out before entering into the ring and beginning to circle around. She pops the collar of her leather jacket before making her way over to the edge of the ring, snatching a microphone from the Timekeeper’s area with a scowl present on her face before making her way back towards the center. ‘Amerika’ after a while, then begins to come to a close while Sheridan looks around, gripping the microphone in her hand. She then, from there, begins to speak.)
Sheridan Müller: Lately I’ve found myself catching up with what’s been going on in Elite Answers Wrestling. Educating myself for the challenges that very well may stand in my way on this brand, which gets me excited even thinking about it. With all of that, I can tell you that there’s one name that I have heard so many times. Someone who has taken this company by storm in the four years that I have been gone, going by the name Dr. Bethany Blue. They told me that she was the standard-bearer when it comes to women’s wrestling in the modern era of Elite Answers Wrestling and that’s a claim that I find quite riveting. Because if there’s one thing that I’ve also heard come out of the mouths of many, it’s their opinions on the era in which I’ve come from, one that I have said before is very different from the Elite Answers Wrestling that you see before you today. In many ways good and bad.
Sheridan Müller: How the women from my era aren’t able to hang with the women from this era. How we’re unable to stand up to the likes of this, that, and the third. They’ve named examples of course, and if there’s one example that has stood out from the rest as a constant, it’s Bethany’s name. So I’ve made it not only my mission to debunk that statement, but also put it to the test. But don’t get my words all twisted, that does not mean I am fighting for the honor of women from my era, I couldn’t give a damn about any of them anyway. I am just fighting for my own honor and German Efficiency because I am different from the rest of them, and there is no denying that I’ve always stood above them anyway.
Sheridan Müller: Because what differentiates me is, unlike them, I thrive in a more competitive environment. One that presents much more options to put me to the test and display my abilities more than ever. Besides, there isn’t much difference between myself and Bethany anyhow when you think about it. Everything that she has been getting praised for is something that I myself have already claimed to have done first and better, that’s just how German Efficiency works. Bethany won Next Up In 2022? Great, I won Rookie of The Year in 2016. Bethany is a former Specialists Champion? Once again, good on her, I’m a former Vixens Champion. Bethany is the current Empress of Elite? Once more, I won the Vixens Cup.
Sheridan Müller: With all of that taken into consideration, it’s safe to say that I don’t really appreciate being cast aside and disrespected by Bethany as some insignificant nobody looking to cling to her for relevance. Despite what she may think about my arrival here, I don’t need her to make me relevant. I have always been relevant on her own. My return on Night Two of King of Elite made more airwaves than Bethany’s actual Empress of Elite victory, if that doesn’t tell you something then I don’t know what will. Last week German Efficiency made an example out of Lisa, tonight German Efficiency will make an example out of Caroline. Bethany, I have presented you with an hourglass that slowly begins to dwindle down with every second. You have a deadline to give me what I’ve been asking for before I decide to make an example out of you as well and take matters into my own hands.
(Sheridan drops her microphone down to the ground while ‘Amerika’ once again begins to play up. She rips off the leather jacket that she has on as she stays in the ring, looking towards the stage and getting ready to go as her match is up next here tonight. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to go to a brief commercial break.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring beans on toast aka the national food of the UK.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the sounds of ‘Amerika’ by Rammstein playing faintly in the background while the crowd boos. Sheridan Müller is seen standing inside of the ring getting ready for the match at hand while Stephie Love stands on hand at ringside with a smile on her face.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! Introducing first… from München, Deutschland… weighing in at 135 pounds… THE FLAMESTRESS… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we all heard the choice of words that Sheridan had to say earlier towards Dr. Bethany Blue. Demanding that she get a match against her or else she takes matters into her own hands and knowing what Sheridan is capable of, that won’t really turn out well for the Empress of Elite. We’ll see her answer sooner rather than later, right now she has a match on hand here tonight against a tough opponent in the form of Caroline.
(‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond then begins to play up to absolutely thunderous cheers while Caroline is seen skipping out to the ring with an excited smile on her face. She raises her hands in the air while she circles around the stage, before then beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Paducah, Kentucky… weighing in at 109 pounds… SWEET CAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well we also saw earlier in the night a heated confrontation between Caroline and Sierra where Sierra went off on her and said she was tired of her and wanted her to leave her alone before she takes matters into her own hands. Caroline still doesn’t look to have very hard feelings against her and I bet has more pressing matters on her mind. Especially right now as she goes up against some tough competition!
(DING! DING! DING!).
Flannery McCoy: AND THE MATCH IS ON. Sheridan Müller Versus Caroline LIVE on Dynasty, and both women step up to each other, going face to face, in the middle of the ring.
Jake Mercer: Both competitors are out trying to prove to not only the world but to themselves and to everyone backstage exactly WHO is the best- AND CAROLINE WITH A NASTY SLAP TO THE FACE OF SHERIDAN MÜLLER…
Flannery McCoy:…Yeah, but Sheridan Müller didn’t even budge a bit, Jake- UH OH, but now she grabs Caroline by her hair and slams her headfirst down onto the mat!
Stew-O: And Caroline’s head bounces right off of the mat, and Sheridan Müller isn’t letting her catch a break, as she transitions greatly into a ground and pound! unloading on the back of her opponent’s head.
Flannery McCoy: But she stops just before the referee’s count expires, and Caroline is left completely battered not even a minute into this bout!
Stew-O: Sheridan Müller is obviously the most powerful out of the two, but Caroline’s fight and recent win streak is something to account for as well, as she now pulls herself up into the corner, starting DEAD into Müller’s eyes.
Jake Mercer: BUT SHERIDAN MÜLLER RAMS HER SHOULDER RIGHT INTO CAROLINE’S SHOULDER IN THE CORNER, AND SHE KEEPS DOING IT- AND THIRD, A FOURTH… And she finally stops.
Stew-O: But Caroline grabs the top rope and pulls herself up into a standing position, just barely… You gotta be impressed with her stepping up to The Starkiller, and not taking to defeat so easily.
Flannery McCoy: But Sheridan Müller steps into the other corner and starts bad-mouthing Caroline, and begins a dash for the other corner, looking for another shoulder block- BUT CAROLINE JUMPS OVER HER.
Jake Mercer: AND SHE GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST- ROLLUP BY CAROLINE.
ONNEEE-
Jake Mercer: Oh god.
Stew-O: A KICK OUT OF A ROLLUP AT ONE, AND SHERIDAN MÜLLER GOES RIGHT BACK ONTO THE ATTACK AND ROLLS THROUGH, DODGING A CLOTHESLINE, AND HITS CAROLINE WITH A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Flannery McCoy: And she doesn’t bother to let go, and hits ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX… And now STILL not releasing, as she looks to go for ONE MORE GERMAN, AND CAROLINE FLIES AS SHERIDAN MÜLLER FINALLY LETS GO.
Jake Mercer: JESUS, AND CAROLINE LANDS RIGHT ON HER HEAD. ISN’T SHERIDAN MÜLLER JUST AMAZING WITH HER ABILITY. I love dominant women.
Stew-O: Oh, I’m sure you do, Jake. But this is a great strategy by Sheridan Müller, as she could be looking to weaken the upper back and lower neck of Caroline, in order to effectively and successfully land her finishing Sherplex.
Jake Mercer: SO TRUE.
Flannery McCoy: Now Caroline looks like she’s trying to roll underneath the bottom rope, but Sheridan Müller just stomps right on her hair, and prevents her from escaping anywhere. She reaches down to try and grab her- BUT IS MET WITH A NASTY CLOSE FISTED SHOT TO THE SKULL-…
Stew-O: And it just made her angrier- Oh got, she lists Caroline up to her feet by her left arm and hair, and THROWS HER ACROSS THE RING WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX.
Jake Mercer: I did not doubt in my mind that Sheridan Müller would be the dom in this match. Caroline can definitely put on a fight, but you can’t just always put a win on that record. And Sheridan goes in for the cover.
ONNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: And Caroline manages to lift the shoulder up, refusing to give up that easily in this match! And that seems to have just made Sheridan Müller angrier. This can’t be good.
Flannery McCoy: And Sheridan Müller lifts Caroline back up to her feet and is just yelling at her to stay down, and she shoves poor Caroline down to the mat… She’s on her knees now staring up at Sheridan, vulnerable as could ever be.
Jake Mercer: AND SHERIDAN MÜLLER HITS A HUGE KNEE RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF CAROLINE. SWEET CAROLINE JUST GOT KNOCKED.
Flannery McCoy: What a shot! But Sheridan Müller had held onto Caroline’s wrists, keeping her at an up position, and she runs off of the ropes, LANDING A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE. Now Caroline is back down.
Stew-O: Sheridan Müller is not laying off the offense, and picks Caroline right back up to her feet and holds her there for a moment… And lands a STEP UP ENZIGURI. Caroline falls, and The Flamestress goes for the cover.
ONNEEE!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOOO!!!!
THREE-
Flannery McCoy: NO! Caroline puts everything into that kick-out! The match stays alive, and Müller just jumps back up from the failed cover and begins to walk circles around Caroline as she attempts to stagger back up…
Jake Mercer: And Caroline can barely make it to a single knee of hers. Sheridan Müller is just getting that cardio in and enjoying this- BUT NOW SHE THE STARKILLER LOOKS TO GO OFF OF THE ROPES AND HIT A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE…
Stew-O: -AND CAROLINE DUCKS IT. Now Sheridan Müller rebounds off of the opposing ropes on the other side of the ring this time, and goes for another discus type move, but gets CAUGHT with a forearm strike! It stuns her and now it’s Caroline going off the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: And she manages to land ANOTHER FOREARM ON SHERIDAN MÜLLER, THIS TIME WITH MOMENTUM… But it’s only keeping her in shock. She is still standing. Caroline is going to have to go for more.
Stew-O: And now Caroline is endlessly wailing- raining down punches and slaps down onto Sheridan Müller’s hard, arms, and shoulder!- Yet Sheridan just shoved her away- AND CAROLINE BOUNCES BACK WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK THAT SENDS HER OPPONENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE
Jake Mercer: And Sheridan Müller is still on her feet on the outside! Caroline can’t quit just yet, as she runs back off the ropes, and now LANDS A SUICIDE DIVE. SHERIDAN MÜLLER IS DOWN AND OUT.
Flannery McCoy: Caroline is feeling it now, and grabs Sheridan Müller and throws her into the ring, holding her head on a limp. She may be on top currently, but the damage from before has kept up with her.
Stew-O: And now Caroline jumps up onto the top rope backward and flips off, and LANDS THAT BACKFLIP DDT FROM THE TOP. SHE CALLS THAT KEWL.
Jake Mercer: Hey that was “kewl”- And now a cover.
ONNEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh my, another one count.
Flannery McCoy: Caroline is getting back up to her feet, knowing that she has a match to finish off right now while she has the chance. Sheridan is down on the ground but is slowly beginning to collect herself, BEFORE CAROLINE GOES FOR SUGAR AND SPICE! THE HEADLOCK DRIVER TO SHERIDAN!
Stew-O: BUT SHERIDAN PUSHES AWAY FORCING CAROLINE TO RUN THE ROPES AND BACK! BEFORE TURNING HER AROUND AND LIFTING HER INTO THE AIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE SHERPLEX! THE BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SHERIDAN HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Amerika’ begins to play up once more as Sheridan Müller pops herself up to a knee, a serious, nonchalant look on her face before she begins to make her way up to her feet from there. She looks satisfied with her work looking down at the body of Caroline before the Referee makes their way over and raises her hand high in the air signaling her victory for all to see.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And it’s Sheridan that manages to come out on top and get another win under her belt! A valiant effort was shown by Caroline here tonight but unfortunately, that just wasn’t enough to combat German Efficiency as she laid waste to another opponent.
Stew-O: You just have to wonder how Dr. Bethany Blue feels about that. Especially after what she said earlier and now the example that she made tonight. It’s only a matter of time before Sheridan gets what she wants and that’s a match against the Good Doctor. But that’s something we’ll have to see later as time goes on. Right now? Congratulations to Sheridan!
(Sheridan rolls out of the ring, raising her arms in the air one more time before turning around and making her leave as it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade out to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades in to show the backstage area of the Wells Fargo Arena. The camera focuses on a specific area, which is revealed to be the office of Dynasty General Manager StarrStan. The crowd cheers loudly upon seeing the Hall of Famer who is standing in front of his desk with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face while he’s in the frame. After a moment, he then begins to speak.)
StarrStan: Thank you for joining me here tonight, and I hope that everyone in attendance and watching at home is having a great time! We have a lot more planned for you tonight on Dynasty so therefore, I don’t want to take up much of your time. Two weeks ago at the tri-branded Free-Per-View King of Elite, we saw a thunderous Unique Opportunity matchup from the Sunday Night Voltage brand. With three Unique Opportunities being on the line, one of them happened to go to Candice Blair. Later in the night, it was revealed by Captain Charisma what the Unique Opportunity entailed, with Candice getting a New Breed Championship match against reigning Champion Jon Kelton at Shock Value.
StarrStan: The following week Candice showed up on Dynasty in hopes of confronting Kelton and making it known that she would be coming out of the night as the New Breed Champion. She got what she wanted with Kelton coming out and replying to her, but that didn’t exactly go her way with him blindsiding her and beating her down. Officials were forced to split the two up but unfortunately, the damage had already been done. Up to a few days ago, we haven’t had an update on the condition of Candice Blair, but unfortunately, we have just gotten the news.
StarrStan: I have learned that Candice Blair will be unable to compete at Shock Value against Jon Kelton for the New Breed Championship, therefore dissolving the match with the New Breed Championship not being defended at Shock Value. It is very unfortunate news indeed and I apologize to Captain Charisma for the inconvenience. Nonetheless, the show must go on for both brands-
(The door to StarrStan’s office opens causing the General Manager to stop what he was saying to look towards it. A pair of hands are heard clapping it up while the camera pans over to reveal New Breed Champion Jon Kelton making his way into the office to present himself in front of StarrStan, definitely loving what he’s hearing. Even though on Voltage he got attacked by Danny Tanner and laid out after rubbing Candice’s attack into his face, it seems like if there was any lesson to be learned that night, he hasn’t learned it. Starr, obviously, does not look happy to see Kelton, especially after the misconvenience that he’s caused. Kelton holds his hands up in innocence before placing one onto Starr’s shoulder.)
Jon Kelton: As I said on Voltage, you can be mad at me all you want, but what I did was for the best. As much as Candice wants to say that Unique Opportunity means there was a fair chance to win between the two of us, it just wasn’t going to happen. She tried her best to puff out her chest and preach the gospel but to someone like myself? Who has seen a lot in this business and knows how to call bluff straight, I wasn’t going to buy it. In the end, she paid heavily for what she was saying and it only proved my point further. She wasn’t ready, and maybe if she was then circumstances would be very different. Maybe the match would still be on, maybe I’d be looking Candice in the eyes instead of you. But no, here we are. Now I have to handle her white knight of all people who is a downgrade of a downgrade of a downgrade, so if anything you should be thankful I’m even investing an iota of time into all of this.
Jon Kelton: Ever since I won the New Breed Championship, ever since I got traded to Friday Night Dynasty from Saturday Night Showdown, I have told you everything straight up. I deserve more than what I’m given, and I want to face the best so I can show that I can beat them. What you’ve been giving me these past few weeks, has proven to be insufficient, especially considering someone of my talents. So if you expect me to stand idle and play your little game? Then you’re wrong, of course, I was going to do something. So if I were you? I wouldn’t just be standing there right now. I’d be on the phone, and I’d be calling Captain Charisma, Hurricane Hawk, going all nine yards to make sure that I get the competition I deserve. Not worth crying over spilled milk anyway.
(Kelton shakes his head before turning around and beginning to make his exit out of the office. But before he can open the door, a knock is heard on the outside which stops him in his tracks. He slowly opens the door as his straightforward look turns to a face of utter disappointment upon revealing exactly who it is that knocked.)
Danny Tanner: Well… a promise is a promise! If I must make up for Candice’s unfortunate absence, then I will! I know I would never be able to replace her awe-inspiring passion and vigor, but I would do anything to defend her! Even if that means fighting against you Jon Kelton! Make sure that your heinous actions don’t go without consequences! I will win the New Breed Championship not just for myself, but for her as well!
(Kelton’s grip on the door tightens, as he looks seconds away from slamming it into the face of Danny and just completely ignoring him. But he composes himself, adjusting the New Breed Championship that’s resting on his shoulder while he looks at Danny.)
Jon Kelton: Absolutely not. If I let you have a match against me then the bar would be in hell for challengers to face me. I get that you have this whole tough bravado going for you that comes in spurts, and I bet it’s only been heightened after the attack on me. But let me ask you a question right now… if I don’t think Candice deserved a Championship shot that she earned, then tell me why I’d give you one if you didn’t even earn it in the first place? It’s not worth the investment, and you’re not worth the challenge. If you really wanted a shot like this you should’ve just taken the Unique Opportunity for yourself. So if you don’t mind, I have places to be.
Danny Tanner: You may think that now! But I didn’t come here to take no for an answer. I’ve had my fair share of people saying that I couldn’t do this or that, but that has never stopped me before. I’m fighting for Candice and the last thing I want to do is let her down, so that spells trouble for you, Jon! The only way we can find out if your statement is really true is if you face me, but no that doesn’t look like something that’s on your mind. Which leads me to believe that Jon Kelton might be… scared?
(Kelton nearly breaks down into laughter after hearing that, shaking his head for a moment while he bends down trying to catch his breath. He then looks back up, straightening and composing himself before giving a big sigh.)
Jon Kelton: Me? Scared? Of Danny Tanner?
Danny Tanner: Yes.
Jon Kelton: This is such a waste of my time, unbelievable. But you know what? Whatever, you go at it and you give it your best shot. I’ll give you what you want if you’re really asking for it, but don’t be surprised when you end up in a hospital bed like your good friend Candice. Except… I’m not going to fight you at Shock Value, I’ve been on Voltage enough to know that it doesn’t deserve what I have to offer. Neither do you, so here we are… if we’re doing this, we’re doing this on my turf You and I are fighting at Reckless Wiring.
Danny Tanner: See you then.
(Kelton pushes past Danny with a begrudged look of disappointment on his face, making his way out of the scene clearly wasting no time getting as far away from him as he possibly can. Danny is still at the door, looking at StarrStan who’s still standing there, just shrugging his shoulders before going back to General Manager business. Danny, looking pleased with himself, turns around and makes his way out of the scene while Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade out to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade back into the arena while the sounds of ‘Voices’ by Motionless in White is heard blasting through the speakers to a mixed reaction from the crowd in attendance. The camera goes over to the stage to show Alex Myers making their way out from the backstage area with a blank stare. It’s clear that they’re ready to go right now and looking to go to work making their way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL…..INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON……WEIGHING IN AT 170 POUNDS…..ALLLEEXXXX MYYYERRRRSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: Alex has had quite the impressive run taking several to the limit, and even last week, stepped to Terry Chambers and told him he’s going to have to overcome him, owing him a receipt from their King Of Elite first-round match that never happened. But tonight, he has a chance to knock off a former World Heavyweight Champion.
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill then begins to play up as the crowd resounds in a lukewarm reaction to the former World Heavyweight Champion Xander Payne who is seen making his way out to the stage. He pays absolutely no reaction to it, shaking his head and beginning to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…..FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA….WEIGHING IN AT 253 POUNDS…..XAANNNDEERRRR PAYYYNNNEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander on the other hand made his return to EAW last week making an impact right away targeting the King of Elite Andre Walker. Earlier in the night we also saw him and Andre make a match at Reckless Wiring for the Interwire Championship official. Now here he is, his first match back looking to get a win in the win column here tonight.
Jake Mercer: What about that footage we all saw last week on Voltage? :comeagain:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And off we go! Both men circle the ring, and then lock up in the center of the ring. Xander gets the upper hand having the weight advantage…as he shoves Alex back, and Xander dares them to step up to him. And Alex takes him up on that as they run at him, but Xander sidesteps and sends Alex over the top rope, but Alex holds on, and then Xander turns around and walks into a forearm from Alex! AND THEN ALEX LEAPS UP AND SPRINGBOARDS OF THE TOP ROPE…AND HE TAKES OUT XANDER WITH A CROSSBODY! WHAT ELEVATION THERE FROM ALEX!
Jake Mercer: Xander uses his ring awareness and rolls out of the ring, but Alex looks to keep up their momentum, as they run the ropes…AND THEY RUN FULL SPEED AND TAKE OUT XANDER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE, BUT XANDER CATCHES ALEX IN MID-AIR AND SWINGS HIM LIKE A BASEBALL BAT REPEATEDLY INTO THE BARRICADE!! :yikes:
Flannery McCoy: And now Xander begins stomping the life out of Alex on the ringside floor! Xander is like a man possessed right now. Xander picks Alex up off the mat and places him between his legs…AND HE’S GOING FOR “THE LAST SEDATION” ON THE RINGSIDE APRON! AND NOW XANDER HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS…BUT ALEX IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!! ALEX IS THROWING SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS ON THE TOP OF XANDER’S HEAD…AND THEN ALEX TRANSITIONS INTO A HURRICANRANA! ACTION IS FAST AND THE FURIOUS IN THE EARLY GOINGS!
Stew-O: Xander pulls himself up against the barricade….AND HERE COMES ALEX WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND DELIVERS A FLYING UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!! Xander is stunned as Alex manages to get him back inside the ring. Alex climbs up the apron and the top rope as they measure Xander….AND ALEX CONNECTS WITH AN ELEVATED FROG SPLASH ON TOP OF XANDER PAYNE!! ABD HE FOLLOWS IT UP HOOKING BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: AND XANDER KICKS OUT! Alex is back up almost immediately looking to keep the momentum on his side in this match, standing in the corner waiting for Xander to get back to his feet. AND…ALEX GOES FOR A SUPERKICK! BUT XANDER CATCHES THE FOOT, BUT THEN IT’S ALEX WHO TRANSITIONS INTO A LEAPING DOUBLE LEG LARIAT THAT KNOCKS XANDER BACK INTO THE CORNER! Xander is trying to recuperate but before he knows it, IN COMES ALEX DRIVING BOTH KNEES INTO XANDER’S CHEST, AND SOMEHOW, ALEX FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A MONKEY FLIP!
Jake Mercer: :comeagain:
Stew-O: It’s Alex who has all the momentum right now, and what a win it would be for them if they can somehow knock off Xander in his first match back. Alex picks up the former World Heavyweight Champion now, and places him between the legs, and…he has Xander up in the crucifix position…BUT XANDER EASILY SLIPS OUT FROM IT, AND THEN DELIVERS A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF ALEX’S HEAD! The momentum has shifted back to Xander’s side as he delivers a superkick right to the jaw, and it knocks Alex back into the corner as he falls down.
Flannery McCoy: AND HERE CONES XANDER…AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE CANNONBALL SENTON IN THE CORNER!!! XANDER FLATTENS ALEX BEFORE DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE TOPES AND HOOKING THE LEG!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEREEREEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex gets their shoulder up! And now Xander grabs their head and delivers a flurry of punches to the face. Xander quickly picks them up, and, ALEX SLAPS THE ARMS AWAY FROM HIM AND HE DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF XANDER! XANDER RETALIATES AND DELIVERS A HEADBUTT!! ALEX HITS BACK! BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH NOW!
Jake Mercer: XANDER LOOKS TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND, AND THEN ONE FINAL HEADBUTT STRIKE TAKES ALEX! XANDER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A LEAPING CANNONBALL, BUT ALEX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Xander is back up to his feet, and then Alex pulls Xander in by the arm and delivers a ripcord knee strike, and Xander falls down to one knee…AND ALEX RUNS AND DELIVERS A HURRICANRANA DDT THAT SPIKES XANDER’S HEAD ON THE MAT! ANOTHER COVER!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: Xander powers out of it once more. Alex thinks of what to do next to try and put this match away, and Alex slides over to the corner, and crawls under the bottom rope, and he begins climbing as Xander has barely moved on the canvas. He stands tall – DOCTOR SLEEP!!!! BOTH KNEES TO THE HEAD OF XANDER…BUT NO!! XANDER JUST BARELY GOT OUT OF HARM’S WAY!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander pulls himself up to his feet as Alex is trying to stir, and he pulls them in – RIPTIDEEEE!!! THE SPINNING BRAINBUSTER TAKES OUT ALEX AND XANDER HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNM
NEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTRHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: ALEX GETS THEIR SHOULDER UP AGAIN AND STAYS ALIVE!! Xander shows a little sign of frustration, but doesn’t let it get to him as he picks up Alex once more – AND ALEX MYERS OUT OF NOWHERE HITS A ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD KNOCKING HIM BACK A FEW STEPS! AND ALEX CHARGES — BUT XANDER SIDESTEPS IT AND REVERSES IT INTO THE CROSSFACE SUBMISSION!!!
Jake Mercer: Alex has to tap here, the weight of Xander on somebody as small as him plays a huge factor here. :lupe: And Xander pulls back Alex as far as their body can go, almost looking like a pretzel! Is Alex going to tap? They have their hand up….
Flannery McCoy: ALEX REVERSES THE PRESSURE INTO A SIDE PIN!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE HOLD!! BOTH MEN RACE TO THEIR FEET, AND XANDER CHARGES, BUT ALEX COUNTERS WITH A LEAPFROG AS XANDER RUNS UNDER THE LEGS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES….AND ALEX CONNECTS WITH THE ARM DRAG!!! XANDER IS UP IMMEDIATELY ALEX RUNS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEAD SCISSORS!!
Jake Mercer: BOTH MEN ARE UP…AND….”SUDDEN TRAUMA!!!!” THE SLING BLADE TAKES DOWN XANDER! BUT ALEX DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER AND HE QUICKLY MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CORNER, AND ONCE MORE IN THIS MATCH, HE GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HE STANDS TALL — DOCTOR SLEEPPPP!!!!! THE KNEES RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF XANDER! ALEX IS GONNA BEAT XANDER!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE KICKS OUT!!! ALEX CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Now Alex looks to redshirt their focus and looks for the final blow to end this match. Xander is up, AND ALEX CHARGES – AND XANDER PAYNE LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE “LAST SEDATION”!!! BUT NO, ALEX SOMEHOW TRANSITIONED IT INTO A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX LOOKS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES, XANDER GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE, BUT ALEX DUCKS AND THEN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE, AND A SPINNING TORNADO DDT ON XANDER! WHAT A MOVE THERE FROM ALEX, AS HE COVERS ONCE MORE!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER PAYNE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!!! Alex now wondering what else it’s going to take. Alex picks him up off the mat which seems like dead weight at this point, BUT XANDER PUSHES ALEX BACK AND THEN XANDER CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! XANDER BUYING HIMSELF A FEW SECONDS TO RECUPERATE HERE!
Jake Mercer: Xander trying to catch his breath, as he stands and Alex stirs back to their feet, Alex holds their back in some pain as he turns around — AND WALKS RIGHT INTO “LAST SEDATION!!!” THE POP-UP POWERBOMB AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! XANDER NOW CRAWLS TO ALEX AND SLOWLY HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SPOTS ALEX’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! XANDER WAITED A BIT TOO LONG TO MAKE THE COVER AND ALEX HAD GREAT RING AWARENESS THERE TO SAVE THE MATCH FOR THEMSELVES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander slams the head of Alex on the mat before heading up to the top rope. Alex is motionless on the nat as Xander is balanced on the top rope… SWANTON BOMB!!! BUT NO!!! ALEX MYERS GOT THEIR KNEES UP AT THE LAST SECOND AND ALEX TRANSITIONS INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTRRRHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DID THEY GET HIM?!? THE REFEREE SAYS IT WAS ONLY A TWO COUNT AS BOTH MEN ARE UP AS ALEX IS A TAD BIT QUICKER, AND HE DELIVERS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD, AND IT STUNS XANDER DOWN TO A KNEE!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX RUNS OFF THE ROPES – AND XANDER POPS UP AND DELIVERS A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! XANDER PULLS HIM IN AND…HE’S GOING FOR THE PAYNEKILLER!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT ALEX FIGHTS HIS WAY OUT OF IT AND GOES FOR A FOREARM, BUT XSBDERS DUCKS AND TRANSITIONS IT INTO A SPINNING NECKBREAKER – BUT ALEX PUSHES XANDER AWAY FROM THE BACKSIDE!!! ALEX GOES FOR THE RUNNING HIGH KNEE…..BUT XANDER CATCHES HIM AND HOLDS HIM HIGH ABOVE…AND DRIVES BACKWARDS CAUSING ALEX TO LAND FACE-FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! AND XANDER GRABS ALEX FROM BEHIND…AND DELIVERS A VICIOUS GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING ALEX TO THE OTHER END OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex is underneath the bottom rope as Xander goes over and grabs them by the head, BUT ALEX GRABS AHOLD OF THE HEAD AND DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR CAUSING XANDER TO HOT SHOT OFF THE ROPE INSIDE THE RING!! MOMENTUM GOES BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE TWO AS ALEX SLOWLY HOPS BACK ON THE APRON, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE…AND THE CROSSBODY!!!
Stew-O: XANDER CATCHES ALEX…AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING AIDE SLAM AND ALEX LANDED EXTREMELY HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD THERE!!
Jake Mercer: Fatboy is tired as he stands in the corner, waiting to finally put this match away. Alex slowly reaches his feet and turns around…… XANDER RUNS…BUT ALEX REVERSES WITH A QUICK BELLY-TO-BELLY THAT SENDS XANDER HEAD FIRST INTO THE CORNER AS HE IS HEAD SIDE UP IN THE CORNER! Xander now is a sitting duck in this position, and Alex realizes this as they run to the opposite corner….AND DELIVERS A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!
Stew-O: Alex drags his big carcass to the center of the ring and he runs up the top rope…HE IS GOING FOR IT….”SINNER’S LULLABY!!!!”
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY HOME!!! XANDER MOVED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND NOW, THE QUESTION IS WHO WANTS IT MORE?
Stew-O: BOTH MEN STIR TO THEIR FEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND BOTH IF THEM BEGIN EXCHANGING SHOTS BACK AND FORTH AT ONE ANOTHER! XANDER! ALEX! XANDER! ALEX! XANDER! XANDER! XANDER SEEMS TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND, AND HE PLACES ALEX BETWEEN THE LEGS, BUT ALEX BACKS OUT AND DELIVERS AN ELBOW STRIKE, BUT XANDER CATCHES THE ELBOW…AND DELIVERS ANOTHER VICIOUS HEADBUTT!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE…AND WALKS RIGHT INTO “LAST SEDATION” ONCE MORE!!!!!! BUT ALEX SOMEHOW REVERSES IN MID-AIR ABD TRANSITIONS INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE ON THE WAY DOWN!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER MANAGES TO REVERSE THE PRESSURE INTI AN INSIDE CRADLE PIN OF HIS OWN!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT AGAIN!!!! BOTH MEN ARE UP….AND “LAST SEDATION” THIS TIME FINALLY CONNECTS AS ALEX RAN RIGHT INTO IT! AND XANDER FALLS ON TOP OF ALEX FOR THE COVER AND THE WIN!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘It Follows’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as an exhausted Xander Payne rolls off of Alex Myers and manages to get himself up to his feet. The Referee then makes his way over, raising his hand in victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..XAAANNNDDEEEERRRR PAAAYYYNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: What a battle between two warriors here tonight, as Xander gets back in the win column after returning to Dynasty. Could if gone literally either way so Alex doesn’t have anything to hang his hat on.
(The final shot is if Xander celebrates up the ramp, as Alex sits in the corner, disappointed in themselves coming up a tad bit short in the result as Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade out to commercial break.)
(A commercial airs for Ronan Malosi’s greatest insults collection featuring footage of Chris Elite using them first.)
(Dynasty fades backstage with Michael Belfort standing behind the Dynasty red backdrop. Michael is wearing a nice and fancy suit and a smile on his face. He’s more than excited about his next interview, looking to get to the bottom of things.)
Michael Belfort: It’s been an exciting episode of Dynasty so far, but we’re not done yet as I’m here with my next guest who had just fought former World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne. Last week, they confronted another former World Champion in Terry Chambers, and to speak more about that matter is…Alex Myers!
(Alex Myers is still sweating from their match with Xander Payne. They wear a small towel around their neck and despite the result they suffered, they seem focused. They are doing their best to keep their head up, but he’s motivated and looking forward to the future. )
Michael Belfort: Alex, thank you for giving me a bit of your time to ask a few questions. I promise that it will be quick. First off, last week, people on social media were buzzing about the main event last week against newcomer Bryant Coffey, but any thoughts surrounding that match?
Alex Myers: Bryant Coffey brought his best into the main event match last week. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting much from him, but when it mattered. I mean, as talented as Xander Payne is, it’s obvious that Xander is going through a midlife crisis in his life. Bryant could have gone one way or another, but he looks to be in better shape than Xander. In that way, it seems like he’s already on the right path when it comes to that. But, he gave me something to fight for. He displayed that he is probably the only positive thing that Xander has going for him lately. While he was quite prepared, unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to beat me and it will never be enough to beat me. I’m not sure what response you’re looking for, but Bryant Coffey is a tough son of a bitch, but it wasn’t enough to take me down, Michael. What happened with Bryant last week goes the same with whichever man or woman or non-binary decides to step up to me. I’m putting the entire roster on notice. Yes, my match with Xander didn’t go my way, but honestly, I’ve more than proven my worth against a former World Champion, and taking Xander to the limit should stop all this talk about whether I’m good to hold my own.
Michael Belfort: On that same show last week, you confronted Terry Chambers and put him on notice. You claimed that you were going to get revenge for Terry attacking you about a month ago? But, have you ever considered what you might expect from Terry if or when the two of you stand across the ring from each other?
(Alex Myers takes some time to think about the answer to the question. They have taken a bit into consideration about what would happen if the two of them clashed inside the ring. They considered the small change that they could find themselves in the same situation that Terry Chambers left them in what was supposed to be the first-round match of the King of Elite tournament. But, they are bold, daring and never let any of these things stop them from setting out to make sure that they are able to get to the next level of their career.)
Alex Myers: From our interaction last week, Terry stated that he’s hungrier than ever. He is ready to sink his teeth into something after his failure against The Visual Prophet. To him, finding himself in these positions to get that second World Championship reign sting, and honestly, I don’t blame him for wanting to get that well-needed victory and look forward towards the end of the season. That mentality right there is something that anyone could relate to, even me. This is why I’m one and the same in my challenge to him last week, Michael. But, don’t get me wrong — that doesn’t mean that we’re on the same plane. Oh no, each opponent that I step in the ring with, I am better than him and Terry is no different. I’m going to show him why I’m above him. I am going to make sure that Terry remembers exactly what he’s done and makes sure that he never makes the mistake of doing that again. Because now more than ever, I’m ready and I am going to make sure that I make a name for myself, whatever it takes — even, if it means, making a mockery out of Terry Chambers —
(From out of nowhere, Terry Chambers blindsides Alex Myers. Michael Belfort gets the hell out of way, wanting none of that Terry smoke, and honestly, who can blame the guy? Terry begins to unload on Alex, throwing a series of punches to their face. Terry hoists Alex up and throws them to the Dynasty red backdrop. Terry takes a step back, but he sees that Alex is getting themselves into a crawling position. Terry picks Alex up by the nape of their neck before throwing them face-first onto the camera in front of them. This knocks them back as a crack on the camera lens appears due to that. While not seen on the screen, it’s assumed that the cameraman fell due to Alex crashing onto his camera. While the camera is down, you can see that Alex is bleeding from their forehead. Meanwhile, you can see the shoes of Terry Chambers as he gets his hand on the camera set. He picks up the microphone that was previously held by Michael Belfort. He looks down on a beaten-up Alex as he begins to speak.)
Terry Chambers: You want to make a mockery of me, Alex? It seems like the only mockery at the moment is you…
(Terry Chambers begins to rise, placing the camera on his shoulder as he stands tall above the battered corpse of Alex Myers.)
Terry Chambers: This moment, Alex; I want you to remember this particular moment because I’m not afraid to do it again. Remember how it felt to have your spine connect with that backdrop. Remember how it felt to have with the glass of this camera lens crack your forehead and knock you on your back. If you have suddenly realized that you have gotten yourself into a situation that you can’t handle, I won’t be mad at you. I won’t blame you and I won’t hold it against you. If you want some advice from someone when it comes to me, don’t face me. Back out and save your career. Don’t reduce the years that you have in your career by stepping into the ring with me because the next time that we clash in the ring, I can assure you that I’m not going to be holding back shit. From someone who has your best interest, don’t come back for a third round. Consider this a warning.
(Terry Chambers drops the microphone and the camera down where it pans on the unconscious body of Alex Myers. He leaves the scene before you can hear the chaos of medical personnel approaching them and calling for backup. The scene pans elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin hits to boos from the crowd while the camera then goes from the ring over to the stage. The intimidating Ximena Velasquez makes her way out to the stage with a scowl on her face. She isn’t the happiest person right now and is only going to make that more certain in this match as she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from El Paso, Texas weighing in at 180 pounds she is “La Diosa” XIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMENA VELASQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last week on Dynasty we saw Ximena Velasquez on a rampage looking for Harper Lee after what happened at King of Elite. Ximena is still sporting some scars from what happened at the PPV but it looks like she has recovered enough to compete at least. She will need to be at 100% for her opponent here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Ximena Velasquez is lucky she didn’t get fired for assaulting our security staff last week. She is an unstable maniac and she needs to stay as far away from me as possible.
Stew-O: Last week Ximena Velasquez’ campaign for revenge was interrupted by the surprise return of Astraea Jordan who has been the talk of the whole company for the past week. However, Ximena has some business of her own to take care of and I wouldn’t want to be the one to get in her way.
Flannery McCoy: It seems like person after person is always getting in Ximena’s way. First Harper… then Astraea… now will Bethany join her hit list tonight? We will find out!!!
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen then begins to play up as the Empress of Elite Dr. Bethany Blue begins to make her way out to the stage with a warm reaction resonating around the arena. She has her arms spread out with a smirk on her face before beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Boca Raton, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds she is “Doctor” BETHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes the Empress of Elite!!! Last week she was immediately confronted by the returning Sheridan Mueller and it looks like Bethany isn’t afraid to take on all comers! It doesn’t matter who they are or where they come from Bethany is going to take on everyone to prove she deserves that crown as Empress!!!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue put her in her place reminding her that she has to get to the back of the line. I mean you can’t just return and challenge the Empress yourself. You have to actually do something to earn that. Like her or not Ximena Velasquez has been a dominant force here on Dynasty for some time. She is a formidable and deserving competition for someone like Bethany to face and this should be a great match to witness.
Stew-O: Well if Ronan Malosi doesn’t have to get a COVID vaccine then I guess Dr. Bethany Blue doesn’t have to face anyone she doesn’t want to. But if her opponents earn the right and she continues to dodge it then she might start getting accused of cowardice and I don’t think she is the type to allow something like that to go unanswered.
Flannery McCoy: I mean Dr. Bethany Blue is many things but she is not a coward. The fact she is stepping into the ring after that brutal Empress of Elite finals against LA DIOSA of all people proves that. Both of these competitors are still pretty beat up but they have been cleared by our medical officials and this match will be a true test to see who is really back to 100% after the big company-changing event at King of Elite!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: This clash of titans has begun as Dr. Bethany Blue and Ximena Velasquez square off in the ring pacing and circling around each other with precision. They turn towards each other to lock up with Bethany quickly capturing Ximena in a headlock. However, Ximena powers out of it against the ropes tossing Bethany across the ring and then knocking her ass to the ground with a Running Shoulder Thrust. Ximena showing that intense strength that she is known for her tonight as Bethany gets up looking maybe a little bit intimidated here but she may have to put her brain to use in order to better strategize against Ximena here tonight.
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue immediately catches Ximena Velasquez with a series of hard kicks to the leg to cause her to stumble into the corner. Bethany whips her out but Ximena counters sending her to the opposite side of the ring. Ximena comes charging in but Bethany gets the leg up catching Ximena in the jaw! Ximena is sent flying but Bethany mounts her from behind delivering repeated blows to the head trying to knock her unconscious! Bethany goes up to the top rope! Flying Axe Handle is incoming! No! Here comes Ximena with a Running Uppercut sending Bethany flying over the top rope and crashing to the outside! Bethany may have died from that fall as the referee begins the 10 count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Jake Mercer: But Dr. Bethany Blue is back up and in the ring. But she immediately eats a Big Boot from Ximena Velasquez! Ximena applies a Sleeper Hold on Bethany as she keeps her grounded in this very exciting rest hold. The ratings are truly skyrocketing right now. Fun fact EAW had its highest ratings back in the summer of 1952 but that is a story for another time.
Flannery McCoy: Nobody asked or cares. But Dr. Bethany Blue may think she is in 1952 as she is fading from reality here tonight and is going to have to fight her way out of this Sleeper Hold if she hopes to succeed. She throws some weak elbows but Ximena Velasquez just breaks the hold and grabs her by the throat before dropping her with a hard Chokeslam! Ximena with the cover after putting a well-placed boot to the top of Bethany’s head!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is so mad that Dr. Bethany Blue kicked out that she charges in and kicks her head off with a Running Punt Kick! No Bethany ducked it! Bethany rolls back up but Ximena catches her with a hard backslap to the face! But Bethany fires back with a slap of her own! Bethany isn’t going to let Ximena bully her tonight as she battles back with wild strikes. She kicks Ximena in the gut… Snap DDT!!! Ximena goes for the cover…
Jake Mercer: But Ximena Velasquez immediately kicks out! Wow, what power! Dr. Bethany Blue is shook! Bethany immediately transitions into a headlock to try to keep Ximena grounded but Ximena powers back up to her feet with the quickness. Ximena elbows Bethany in the head hard repeatedly but Bethany just slaps her hard across the face as a measure of disrespect. Ximena falls back into the corner. Bethany charges in… but Ximena moves out of the way! Ximena whips Bethany into the corner and charges in with a Running Clothesline! Bethany moves now herself and begins pounding on Ximena in the corner! Bethany climbs up to the top and delivers ten punches but Ximena shoves her off before she can get to five!!! But Bethany with a picture-perfect dropkick taking Ximena down in the ring…
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez immediately gets back up! She kicks Dr. Bethany Blue in the gut and lifts her up in the air before bringing her crashing down… SIT DOWN POWERBOMB!!!! Ximena just destroyed Bethany here tonight! Ximena now targeting the leg repeatedly stomping on Bethany trying to remove her ability to stand for the duration of this match. Bethany sits back up as Ximena runs off the ropes and connects with a Running Baseball Slide to the face! A sort of dropkick revenge here as Ximena goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRE-
Stew-O: Kickout by Dr. Bethany Blue who is proving to be very resilient in this match here tonight! Ximena Velasquez immediately places both hands on the throat of Bethany trying to choke her out in the ring. She is forced off however by the referee after five seconds as that is an illegal hold. Bethany coughing now as she struggles to regain her breath. Ximena picks her up and drops her down with a Fallaway Slam! No! Bethany counters it in midair and turns it into a Tornado DDT! This may be the moment that Bethany needs to turn this match around!!! Bethany stalking Ximena now as she gets back up…
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue catches Ximena Velasquez with The Remedy outta nowhere!!! Bethany just dropped Ximena and she goes for the cover here!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRE-
Flannery McCoy: She doesn’t get it! Ximena Velasquez kicks out! But you can tell it did a number on her as she isn’t kicking out as aggressively as she had been before! Dr. Bethany Blue smells blood in the water as she goes to the top rope waiting for Ximena to get up! Bethany realizing this match is gonna take a little something extra to get the job done! Ximena slowly lumbers back up to her feet and Bethany has her scouted!!! BETHANY FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! FLYING CROSSBODY CONNECTS!!!
Stew-O: NO! XIMENA VELASQUEZ CATCHES HER WITH A RISING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT!!! But Ximena doesn’t go for the cover! She has something else planned here!! Ximena picks Bethany back up and she signals for the XV!!!! ONE-ARMED POWERBOMB!!! DOWN GOES BETHANY!!! DOWN GOES BETHANY!!!
Jake Mercer: No! Dr. Bethany Blue counters into a Hurricanrana tossing Ximena Velasquez across the ring! Ximena is shocked as she rolls back up to her feet and turns around-
Flannery McCoy: CODE BLUE!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE NAILS XIMENA VELASQUEZ WITH THE HEART PUNCH AS XIMENA IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSES TO THE MAT MOTIONLESS!!! BETHANY WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DR. BETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANYYYYYYY BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(“Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen blasts across the speakers as Dr. Bethany Blue has her arm raised in victory!!!)
Flannery McCoy: She did it! Dr. Bethany Blue pulled off the w-
Stew-O: WAIT LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND!!!
Jake Mercer: WHO IS THAT??!?!?!
(Suddenly from behind Sheridan Mueller assaults Dr. Bethany Blue with a steel chair as the audience erupts into heavy booing.)
Flannery McCoy: What the hell is she doing here? Get her the fuck outta here!!!
Stew-O: Sheridan Mueller viciously assaulting Dr. Bethany Blue here tonight and she sure is making a statement! Right after that grueling match with La Diosa, it looks like Sheridan decided this was her time to strike.
Jake Mercer: That is German Efficiency! It would have been far less efficient to actually assault her when she was at 100%!!!
(The crowd rains down boos and angry chants as Sheridan Mueller places a boot on top of the unconscious Empress of Elite.)
Flannery McCoy: Well we saw the big confrontation between these two last week and it looks like it has only escalated from there. Sheridan is intending to claim the throne of the empress for herself! Lets us not forget that Sheridan wasn’t part of the tournament so Bethany may have beaten everyone else to win it… but now a new challenger has entered the arena!!!
Stew-O: After tonight’s beating will Dr. Bethany Blue even be able to fight anymore? Someone get that chair away from Sheridan!
(Officials come out to stop Sheridan from hitting Dr. Bethany Blue with the chair as Mueller is dragged out of the arena and order is restored. The show to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty transitions to a promotional package video as the crowd grows silent. We see an empty chair in front of a brick wall with a hanging lightbulb dangling right above it. Suddenly, we hear the sounds of high heels stepping off the screen. The instrumental of “Party Goin’ Dumb” by Rico Nasty begins to build as the female adjusts her clothes before sitting in the chair. It was Astraea Jordan wearing a pair of hip-hugging denim jeans, a black tube top, a pair of hoop earrings, and her signature long braid as she laughs at the camera. )
Astraea Jordan: YES, I AM…BACK! I’m back and I’m better than I’ve ever been. It’s been a minute since you guys have seen me but you are going to get a lot more Astraea Jordan on your television screens, phones, and laptops. I’ve been getting pelted with questions from fans about when I was coming back and now I’m getting overwhelmed with questions asking where I went. You wanna know what I was doing while I was gone?!
(Clips of Astraea beating up opponents and posing heroically are faded out as we see an image of a pregnant Astraea. The pregnant pictures flash by until we see an image of Jordan in the hospital post birthing her child.)
Astraea Jordan: They took a real one out but that led to me bringing the realest one into this world! That’s right, Astraea Jordan had herself a beautiful baby! This child is the most important thing in my life and my return to EAW is motivated by my child. I was at home staying in shape, raising my kid, living my best life until I got that call from Elite Answers Wrestling. I saw that New Jersey area code and rolled my eyes until I heard the voice on the other end of that phone. Mommy Astraea had to hit that road and get to the bag! That #EAW15 money is as long as my hair. Maybe even longer! You pay someone that kind of money and they will have decisions they have to make. You offer Astraea Jordan that bag and guess what? I’m back and I’m ready to get back to the swing of things.
(We see Astraea whipping her braid to the beat of the song before we cut back to her sitting in the folded chair. We see Astraea in her return last week. We also see someone walking into and interrupting her return as Astraea rolls her eyes.)
Astraea Jordan: I’ve been gone from Elite Answers Wrestling since Grand Rampage 2019. That’s three long years without Astraea. I know many people never thought they would even see me again but here I am. I started as a member of GAWD Complex and I’m back to show everyone that I am even better than I used to be. Things have changed a bit since I left the EAW scene, right? I see they tried to get some ladies to fill in my spot and one in particular better be careful before I put her in her place. Ximena Velasquez and that big mouth of hers talks a lot of crap but last week that broad got handled like she wasn’t a threat at all. Ximena had some nerve tarnishing me, kicking dirt on my name, and talking out the side of her mouth about Astraea Jordan. Soon enough, Ximena is going to face the exact same problems she ran into last week. I hope you didn’t forget.
(A clip of Astraea Jordan and Ximena Velasquez altercation is shown with Astraea getting the better of her in the exchange. We see Ximena land some shots but we see Astraea pull out her classic spear to floor Ximena as Astraea laughs hysterically at the clip shown.)
Astraea Jordan: If you did, that’s a quick reminder. Your little bony ass thought you could end my career permanently? You sound about as dumb as you look, Ximena. You also had the balls to sucker punch me. Too bad for you, even with a sucker punch you couldn’t knock me out. We tussled and I hit you with a spear that sent your fake eyelashes flying. I know those ribs are still sore a week later. All this happens because you don’t know how to watch your mouth. You talking crazy to me is only going to lead to you facing severe consequences. Oh, and the consequences are piling up! You are just a piece of lint on my shoulder and as soon as I’m done with you I’ll be more focused on bigger, better, and actually important things as it pertains to my career.
(We see Astraea laugh as the camera focuses on her face.)
Astraea Jordan: I’m back and anybody that’s got a problem with that can come tell me to my face that they don’t like it. I’m back and I’m ready to show everyone just how good I was and how great I am right now. Oh, please believe that I am here to make up for some lost time. I’m here to make the most out of this opportunity. Last but certainly not least…I’m back to show you all, my kid, and all these losers standing in front of me that ASTRAEA…STILL…BETTER!
(Astraea stands, quickly pivots, and swings her extra-long braid in front of the camera before walking off, The scene fades to black before we find ourselves returned towards the commentary desk. ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart fade out in the background to a chorus of boos as Harper Lee is seen at the announcer’s table with headset gear on, and the Specialists Championship folded on her lap.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Harper Lee to the table, our current Specialists Champion.
Harper Lee: Thank you, I’d say a pleasure to be here, but I’d prefer not to lie.
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X, Megan Thee Stallion plays as Serenity confidently struts down to the ring, circling it to exchange words with Harper before entering, and posing for the fans, who give a mixed reaction, most booing as they’re more in favor of her opponent tonight.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Hailing out of Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 126 pounds…SHE IS “LA REINA”…SERENITY VALDEZ!!
Stew-O: Last week, we saw you two exchange words, and it’s clear you don’t see Serenity as much of a threat, but could a win here tonight change that?
Harper Lee: In victory, she’d become more of a threat, but even then, enough of one to take MY title? Nah.
Flannery McCoy: And since you’re ringside, do you see yourself interfering in the match tonight to maybe swing things in Andrea’s favor.
Harper Lee: Where would you get the idea I’m here for that, I simply just wanna see what I’m up against at Reckless Wiring, which already isn’t a lot.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of Reckless Wiring, I’ve been reading some betting odds, and it’s not looking goo-
Harper Lee: I don’t care about your stupid betting odds.
Jake Mercer: :russwtf:
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX plays out Andrea to a thunderous reaction as she raises her Universal Women’s Championship in the air proudly, heading to the ring, and making sure to high-five fans along the way, but remains focused on the task at hand in her opponent.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent! Hailing out of Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 110 pounds…SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMENS CHAMPION…ANDREA VALENTINE!!
Stew-O: Serenity’s gonna have a challenge laid out for her at Reckless Wiring, but tonight, she has one in the form of Andrea Valentine, an extremely accomplished competitor here, and one who is no slouch in that ring.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, I just hope Serenity’s gonna be able to focus with the presence of Harper Lee ringside.
Harper Lee: If she doesn’t, I miss the part where her focus is my problem.
(“Roll With Me” fades out as it looks like both competitors are prepping to compete against one another, ‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff interrupts things, and outcomes Madison Kaline, who takes a seat by the announcers table opposite to Lee.)
Stew-O: Looks as if Madison’s here, but doesn’t seem to be interested in a headset, rather just gonna observe the action.
Flannery McCoy: Right when we talked about focus, looks like both competitors’ are gonna be tested tonight.
(The referee eyes both women before signaling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we are, this match is underway, and as you can see, both Harper and Madison are watching very intently as the two competitors in the ring circle each other before locking up in the center! Andrea has the advantage early after wringing the arm of Serenity, but no slouch herself, Valdez tucks underneath the arm of Valentine to break the hammerlock, and takes her down for a Fujiwara armbar, making sure to really wrench on it!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea wisely rolls through to her feet, and catches Serenity with a kick to the midsection after getting to hers, tacking on a standing side headlock. But Serenity pushes Andrea off, and Valentine grabs onto the ropes before rebounding back, causing Serenity to charge in, and eat a back elbow for her troubles, which turns Valdez around long enough for Andrea to VICTORY ROLL!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: Kickout by Serenity, who scrambles back to her feet alongside Andrea! The two lock up again in the center of the ring with Andrea getting control, using a standing side headlock. But this time, Serenity has a different strategy when it comes to this, yanking back on the hair of Andrea for leverage as she backs her up into the corner. The referee’s gonna have no choice but to intervene here!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! F-
Flannery McCoy: Andrea backs Serenity out of that corner now, pulling back on HER hair for leverage, talk about fair play as Valdez is again locked in that standing side headlock at the center of the ring, but gets quickly whipped off the ropes. REBOUNDING RIGHT INTO A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK! Serenity jolts up to a seated position, favoring her mouth and nose, but Andrea isn’t gonna give her much time to breathe here, quickly grabbing her, and slamming Serenity face-first off the top turnbuckle!
Harper Lee: Someone’s not looking so good.
Jake Mercer: You got that right as Andrea sends Serenity into the opposite corne- wait, REVERSED! Valentine gets sent into the corner instead by Serenity, who runs in with a head of steam. But her momentum gets halted by a stiff back elbow, and while staggering back a bit, Andrea takes this time to scale the middle rope. BUT SERENITY SHOVES HER OFF, CAUSING VALENTINE TO TAKE A TUMBLE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: And the referee momentarily has his hands full with holding back Serenity, who’s chomping at the bit to capitalize. But on the outside, Madison slowly encroaches on the downed Andrea with a smirk before calmly backing away as the referee orders her to.
Flannery McCoy: Tell me, do you think Madison had something planned there?
Stew-O: Maybe just a bit of mind games on her end I’d say, but when it comes to questions, I’d have to question Harper on if she’s seeing her future opponent as any more of a threat right now?
Harper Lee: Did she win the match?
Stew-O: Well, no-
Harper Lee: There’s your answer.
Stew-O: Fair, I guess as Serenity moves to the outside, rolling Andrea back into the ring, and giving Valentine a taste of her own medicine, bouncing her face-first off the top turnbuckle before unleashing a barrage of stomps, forcing Andrea down to a seated position in the corner before being pulled away by the referee, who can only keep Serenity at bay for so long before she’s back on to the attack, using her foot to choke Andrea in that corner.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FO-
Jake Mercer: Serenity finally relents, and drags Andrea to the center by her foot, mounting Valentine with punches before hooking the leg for a cover!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
T-
Flannery McCoy: Quick kick out from Andrea, who stumbles into the corner after getting back to a vertical base. BUT ALMOST HAS A TOOTH FLY OUT AFTER GETTING CRACKED WITH A CORNER BICYCLE KICK BY VALDEZ! Andrea collapses to the mat, and Serenity shoots the half for a cover, hook of both legs!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: Andrea’s still in this thing, and that causes a far more aggressive side of Serenity to come out, delivering clubs to the back of a kneeling Valentine, along with pointed elbows, softening Andrea up for a snap DDT! Again, another cover made by Serenity!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout again!
Harper Lee: Crazy how she’s ALREADY getting desperate.
Stew-O: I wouldn’t say desperate, but rather crafting a well-thought-out strategy, making sure to stay on the much more accomplished Andrea Valentine.
Harper Lee: Nah, I still call it desperate.
Stew-O: :wow: Guess we’re all entitled to our own opinions as Serenity continues to wear down Andrea in a grounded front facelock, but it seems as if she’s looking at you while doing so, Harper, perhaps trying to send a message.
Harper Lee: A message of what? That she lacks focus on the task ahead? I’m not her opponent tonight, am I?
Stew-O: No, but you will be down the line.
Harper Lee: And when I am, I’ll make sure that she doesn’t have these little slivers of hope like right now, and much like I think Andrea will do, beat her like I did ARIA.
Flannery McCoy: Strong words as Andrea powers back to her feet in that front facelock, and begins to lift Serenity in the air to throw her off, but Valdez holds her weight down, doing her best to prevent Andrea from doing so! …BUT IT’S NO USE AS ANDREA TOSSES SERENITY OFF ANYWAYS, LANDING HARD ON THE CANVAS, FAVORING THAT GUT! Andrea showcases some resiliency that has gotten her far in EAW as she slowly picks herself up from a kneel, and watches as Serenity uses the ropes to assist her back to her feet.
Jake Mercer: HERE COMES SERENITY WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, BUT ITS DUCKED UNDERNEATH BY ANDREA, WHO BACKPEDALS AS SERENITY RUSHES FORWARD, ONLY TO GET LOW BRIDGED OVER THE TOP ROPE! Valdez wipes out ringside, and Andrea has a look in her eye!
Stew-O: Valentine steps out on the apron to deliver a RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER! Andrea takes a brief glance at Madison ringside, ensuring she doesn’t try to pull anything before sending Serenity back into the ring! Andrea doesn’t quite follow, rather going to the top rope, eyeing down Valdez, who has no idea what’s coming to her as she turns around!
Flannery McCoy: DIVING CROSSBODY, HOLDING BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! Looks like Andrea almost had the match won right there.
Harper Lee: Only a matter of time.
Stew-O: I wouldn’t hedge bets so early, anything can happen in the landscape of EAW, no matter how accomplished one person might be over the other. Imagine if Serenity does pull this off-
Harper Lee: Can you stop speaking on make-believe scenarios, and actually call the match like you’re supposed to?
Stew-O: :whoa2:
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile in the ring, Andrea tries to lift Serenity for a back suplex, but Valdez fights out of it with a POKE TO THE EYE WHILE SHE WAS LIFTED IN THE AIR! Another dirty tactic by Valdez, who tries to run off the ropes in front of Valentine while she’s doubled over! …BUT ANDREA PULLS HER BACK IN WITH THE WAISTBAND OF HER TRUNKS TO CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!
Harper Lee: Not bad, mine’s a lot better though.
Stew-O: Andrea hooks the leg!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: AGAIN, SERENITY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! But Andrea’s not gonna get frustrated, and already has another bullet in the chamber to put away this match as she scales the top rope again.
Stew-O: SERENITY WAS PLAYING POSSUM IN ATTEMPT TO KNOCK ANDREA OFF, BUT SHE SAW IT COMING, AND JUMPED OVERHEAD, FORCING VALDEZ TO GO STERNUM FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! ANDREA CHARGES IN!
Flannery McCoy: SUPERKICK TO THE ABDOMINAL AREA BY SERENITY, WHO CAPITALIZES WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB, HOLDING IT FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEE-
Stew-O: There’s still life in Valentine, and for someone who believes she’s a dead set to win, I think I even saw you elevate off your chair for a second, Harper.
Harper Lee: No you didn’t.
Stew-O: :usure:
Flannery McCoy: Andrea crawls into the corner, seating herself. But Serenity’s in tow, crawling on all fours to grab the foot of Andrea, who swats her away with a boot to the face. But Serenity stands herself up from all fours, AND CHARGES IN WITH DOUBLE KNEES! SERENITY DRAGS ANDREA TO THE CENTER FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHH-
Jake Mercer: NO! Serenity’s gonna have to do a lot more than that if she wants to put Andrea away, AND get a five-star match rating from Mave Deltzer!
Stew-O: I’m sure she doesn’t care much for the last part.
Jake Mercer: SHE SHOULD! Your match means nothing if he doesn’t like it!
Stew-O: :Roman:
Flannery McCoy: The fighting spirit in Andrea continues to show as she pulls herself up in the corner, only to get bombarded with punches by Valdez, sinking Andrea in that corner once more. The referee tries pulling Serenity away, but the mean streak is really coming out as she pushes past him to continue her unrelenting attack before dragging Andrea to the center of the ring, pulling her up from all fours by the arm.
Stew-O: BUT ANDREA SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM JUST LIKE THAT WITH XOXO! INVERTED STOMP FACE BREAKER CONNECTS AS VALDEZ FALLS BACK TO THE MAT! BUT WITH THE WEAR AND TEAR BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE TAKEN THUS FAR, I DON’T THINK ANDREA’S GONNA BE ABLE TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE REMAINS DOWNED HERSELF!
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors are down for a few short moments, but eventually start coming to their senses, and standing themselves up to meet in the center of the ring! ANDREA WITH A RIGHT! BUT SERENITY WITH ONE OF HER OWN! ANDREA FIRES BACK! BUT SERENITY FIRES BACK AS WELL! ANDREA! SERENITY! ANDREA! SERENITY!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREA GETS THE ADVANTAGE WITH REPEATED RIGHT HANDS! VALDEZ TAKES A WILD SWING, BUT ANDREA DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, ATTEMPTING ANOTHER BACK SUPLEX LIKE WE SAW HER TRY EARLIER! BUT THIS TIME, SERENITY BACKFLIPS OUT OF IT, AND GRABS ANDREA FOR A REAR WAIST LOCK!
Stew-O: BUT THERES A GO BEHIND BY ANDREA! WAIT! GO BEHIND BY SERENITY! NO! ANOTHER GO BEHIND BY ANDREA, WHO TRIES TO REBOUND SERENITY CHEST FIRST OFF THE ROPES FOR AN O’CONNOR ROLL! BUT VALDEZ HANGS ON, CAUSING ANDREA TO ROLL THROUGH TO HER FEET!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE DEFENSE WAS DOWN FOR A SPLIT SECOND, ALLOWING SERENITY TO HIT EL ULTIMO BAILE! RUNNING SINGLE KNEE FACE BREAKER! MAKING SURE TO COVER AFTERWARDS!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Harper Lee: KICKOUT!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: AND KICKOUT ANDREA DOES, MUCH TO THE SHOCK AND DISMAY OF “LA REINA!”
Stew-O: Andrea’s looking out of it right now, but starts to pull herself using the ropes, catching a glimpse of Kaline on the outside as she does so before Serenity leans her up against the ropes for some forearm strikes! ANDREA ANSWERS WITH A SLAP THAT RINGS THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Jake Mercer: AND THAT ONLY JUST AMPED UP SERENITY EVEN MORE, UNLOADING WITH VICIOUS CLUBS TO THE BACK OF ANDREA’S HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT YOU CAN TELL VALENTINE’S DOING HER BEST TO COVER UP AS THE REFEREE STARTS HIS COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: Serenity’s frustration may be starting to kick in as she tries to whip Andrea off the ropes, only to get met with resistance as Valentine hooked her free arm on the top rope! SHORT ARM KNEE TO THE GUT BY SERENITY, WHO NOW WHIPS ANDREA OFF THE ROPES, BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH! Serenity rolls out the ring in front of our announcer’s table, BUT ANDREA RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A SUICIDE DIVE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY USES HER SURROUNDINGS, AND TRIES TO PULL MADISON IN THE WAY OF IT!
Stew-O: BUT ANDREA STOPPED HERSELF JUST IN TIME!
Flannery McCoy: Maybe not looking to create any unnecessary casualties tonight, and simply exiting the ring to go after Serenity, brushing past Madison, who turns Valentine back around, the two almost coming to blows. BUT ANDREA GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY SERENITY, NOW BOUNCING HER FACE-FIRST OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER REPEATEDLY, LOCKING EYES WITH HARPER WHILE DOING SO!
Serenity Valdez: I’m not competition to you? You’re not competition to ME, and come Reckless Wiring, that title is MINES!
(Serenity emphatically slams Andrea off the announce table cover for the final time before rolling her back into the ring, keeping eyes on an annoyed Harper Lee in between doing so.)
Jake Mercer: Serenity should be capitalizing on her opponent right now, but things might heat up between her and Harper as the two stare each other down face to face before Valdez tries to get back in the ring, even locking eyes with Madison in her route to doing so, Kaline not appreciating being used a human shield.
Stew-O: But back into the ring Serenity is- LOVE HAZE! ANDREA CAUGHT HER AS SHE WAS ENTERING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Harper Lee: :mjlol2:
Flannery McCoy: COVER IS MADE!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER…ANDREA VALENTINE!!
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX plays to a positive ovation as Andrea Valentine raises herself off the mat to have her hand raised by the referee before being given her Universal Women’s Championship.)
Stew-O: What a match between these two women as they really went back-and-forth here tonight, but in the end, no surprise here as our current Universal Women’s Champion walks out victorious.
Jake Mercer: I’ll determine how good their performance was once the newsletter comes out about this match.
Stew-O: :cmon:
Flannery McCoy: Credit where credit is due, Serenity really had a really great showing, despite having to resort to cheap tri-
Harper Lee: But a good showing isn’t gonna win her my title, now is it?
(Harper takes off her headset, and begins to walk out with her Specialists Championship, simply walking over the downed Serenity on the outside, treating her as if she isn’t even there on her route to the back.)
Flannery McCoy: No surprise there from Harper Lee with another act of disrespect.
(Madison gives an applause to Andrea in the ring while backing up the ramp, and jaw-jacking, prompting Andrea to hold the title up similar to how she did last week as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for the Dynasty exclusive Free-Per-View Reckless Wiring, live from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in just a month!)
(The screen pans to the sunset strip in Las Vegas, Nevada. It does a cool montage of all the cool locations in Las Vegas with ‘Viva Las Vegas’ by Elvis Presley playing in the background. Finally, it stops after the Big Bus tour where it’s stopped by the trademark “Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada” sign. There, you can spot the so-called hottest tag team, but no official tag team name —that I’m aware of—Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are standing behind the bus as they see the camera in front of them.)
Johnny Andrews: EAW Universe, we’re so happy that we could join you guys there, but unfortunately, we’re on an assignment where it leads us to Las Vegas, Nevada!
Solomon Stane: Better known as the home of The High Rollerz. I thought that we skip out this week and go on a road trip instead. It might be our only opportunity to take a closer look into what makes The High Rollerz the way they are. What makes them tick, laugh, cry and rile them up. We don’t plan to leave Vegas until we figure out the answers to those questions and even more.
Johnny Andrews: If we can find a bit of their own skeletons in their closets, that would be great, but since we have the week off, we are going to make the most out of this time and Solomon, a word of advice: “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” Trixie doesn’t need to know all the details. 😉
Solomon Stane: I’m not planning on doing anything. :wtf:
Johnny Andrews: That’s what they all say. :mjlit:
Voiceover: 📢📢📢📢Last call to board the Big Bus, if you have a ticket, please show it to the usher and get to your seat! 📢📢📢📢
(Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews run to the bus before it pans forward to the two of them in seats in the back of the bus. There’s a couple of random locals on that same bus, but the seats were full, but the ones in the front, which belonged to the tourists. Johnny is seen sitting next to a hot blonde.)
Johnny Andrews: Hi, I’m Johnny.
(Johnny Andrews puts on one of those flashy smiles as the bus begins to move. Time goes on with the tour showing some of the hottest stops from the MGM Grand to Planet Hollywood before stopping at Caesars Palace. Different angles of Caesars Palace are seen; from the water fountain outside of the hotel area to the Palace pool to Cafe Americano and the Forum Shops, where right in the middle there is a sculpture of Zeus and a couple of Pegasus all in their glory. It pans to inside the Hell’s Kitchen, which is owned by the world-renowned chef, Gordon Ramsay. Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are in the VIP booth of the Hell’s Kitchen-inspired restaurant. Johnny has a toga on as he’s surrounded by beautiful women, in goddess-inspired togas as well. Johnny is drinking out of a golden chalice. Solomon is on the phone with his wife, Trixie.)
Solomon Stane: (on the phone) I’m avoiding the wine here, but I can’t say the same about Johnny. :francis:
(It pans to Johnny Andrews, who looks completely smashed. The one woman he has his arm wrapped around is looking a bit disturbed as one of them completely runs off, but Johnny doesn’t seem to notice her disappearance. He’s been talking with women all throughout the day, so he could replace her with another.)
Johnny Andrews: ( This—This is aaaaamaaaaaziiiiiiiing! Are— you sure you don’t want—some???
(Johnny Andrews offers his chalice towards Solomon Stane, but Solomon raises his hand, gently declining the gesture.)
Solomon Stane: I’m good.
Solomon Stane: (on the phone) Oh, that was just Johnny offering me something to drink, and no worries, one of us needs to be sober and I might as well be the one —
(A huge clanking sound is heard as Johnny Andrews throws his chalice across the room, where it completely shatters on the floor. This catches Solomon Stane’s attention.)
Solomon Stane: (on the phone) I’ll talk to you later, babe. Love you, bye.
(Solomon Stane hangs up the phone as he places his attention on Johnny Andrews. He realizes that his partner has had a little too much to drink. Solomon places a hand on his partner’s shoulder, which turns Johnny’s head towards him.)
Solomon Stane: I think you had enough, John. I think that we should head out.
Johnny Andrews: We’ve been here for twenty minutes and no one has beckoned our call. No one has given us the greetings that we’re entitled to. Weeeeeeee are the future Unified Tag Team Champions. We are the hooooooootteeeeeeeeest tag team. Not only on Dynasty, but in EEEEEEEEEEAW as a whole? Where is (gags) our red carpet? Where are the celebrities demanding to take pictures of us? We have been waiting for our foooood for like twenty-minutes and noooothiiiiiiiing. I demand to speak to the stoooooopid owner of this restaurant and give them a piece of my (burps) mind!
????: What the fuck is this bullshit? You wanted to fucking talk to me?
(In a flash, the owner of this restaurant, chef Gordon Ramsay inserts himself in the camera frame. Solomon Stane is in disbelief that Gordon Ramsay is in their presence, but Johnny Andrews doesn’t seem to be phased whatsoever. Johnny approaches Gordon as he pushes his glasses back to his face before beginning.)
Johnny Andrews: You the owner of this shit?
Gordon Ramsay: Shit? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you on the fucking piss, boy?
Johnny Andrews: Did you not reaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiize that you were in the presence of the hottest tag team in Elite Answers Wrestling?!?!
Gordon Ramsay: You’re not the fucking High Rollerz, you fucking imbecile. When I had one of my waitresses tell me that the hottest tag team in all of fucking EAW was here, I was expecting the fucking High Rollerz. I wasn’t expecting for the fucking RRS and his buddy to pull up, causing havoc in my fucking restaurant and —
Johnny Andrews: I’M NOT FUCKING RRS; I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT LOSER IS! YOU TELL HIM, SOLOMON!
(Solomon Stane stares down at Gordon Ramsay, who gives a pissed-off look on his face. In the background, Johnny Andrews is trying to balance himself by holding onto the table, but he’s seen wobbling around.)
Solomon Stane: Look, he didn’t mean any trouble. He gets a little out of hand when he’s drunk.
(Solomon Stane and Gordon Ramsay look towards Johnny Andrews who is sitting on his chair with a chalice in his hand as he pretends that it’s a microphone.)
Johnny Andrews: ♪Tell me why…ain’t nothing, but a heartache. ♪
♪Tell me why….ain’t nothing, but a mistake.♪
♪Tell me why…I don’t want to hear you say….I WANT IT THAT WAY.♪ :singing: Yooooo, we should see Backstreet Boys. Don’t they have a Vegas show somewhere?
Solomon Stane: I think they ended their stay two months ago?
Johnny Andrews: FUCK.
(Johnny Andrews throws the other chalice across the room. It almost lands directly to the face of Gordon Ramsay, but he’s able to duck it at the last minute.
Gordon Ramsay: He’s fucking smashed. The last time we had a drunken incident with an EAW Elitist, I had to ban that fucking drunken Irishman and his missus. He was trying to fuck her on top of the table, but she literally took a fork and fucking stabbed his hand before the situation could escalate even further. Sweet Jesus, that situation was a fucking mess.
Solomon Stane: That isn’t good, but we’ll be out of here. Who knows what Johnny can do?
(Solomon Stane, using his experience as a club bouncer, manages to lift Johnny Andrews into one shoulder and make their way out of the restaurant. Johnny is talking very sloppy as it becomes unclear about what he’s rambling on. Once, the noise dies down, Gordon Ramsay shakes to himself before moving on with his night.)
(SCREEN BAR — TUESDAY NIGHT.)
(It pans forward to the next night as Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are standing outside the Park MGM Hotel & Casino.)
Solomon Stane: Ladies and gentlemen, we are standing outside the Park MGM Hotel & Casino, and honestly, we can’t be here in Vegas and not check out a casino, so we picked out a Casino where the High Rollerz have roamed the parts of back in the day and I guess, we’ll see what happens?
Johnny Andrews: I’m feeling pretty confident about our chances of winning big. I brought about $8,000 with me.
(Johnny Andrews reveals the stack of cash in a hand fan position before smacking Solomon Stane in the chest with it.)
Solomon Stane: You’re really going to use ALL of that in there?
Johnny Andrews: Go big or go home, Solomon. If you want the big rewards, you gotta be willing to take the big risks. Now, follow my lead and we’re going to leave this place richer than we are.
(The scene pans forward to a huge “YOU LOSE” sign lighting up on the screen. Johnny Andrews pushes his glasses back to the bridge of his nose as he can’t believe what’s on the screen.)
Johnny Andrews: :comeagain:
Solomon Stane: Well, John, you took a big risk, and you lost big. :mjlol:
Johnny Andrews: Look, maybe, my process didn’t work out so well here. The math isn’t mathing at the moment, but maybe, these machines are rigged for men like me to lose. Maybe, you take a crack at it? You can use my last gold coin!
(Johnny Andrews raises his last golden coin to Solomon Stane’s eye level as Solomon sighs and accepts the coin. He wasn’t expecting to gamble, but what’s one game going to hurt? He places the coin inside the slot before getting the giant lever and uses all of his strength and cranks it down. For a moment, three rows of pictures and turning around as Johnny and Solomon are looking at the machine, wondering if they’re going to get lucky. Before you know it, a “WINNER” sign begins to flash up on the screen as a ton of coins and dollar bills begin to rain and pour on both Johnny and Solomon.)
Johnny & Solomon: :damn: :damn: :damn: !!!!!!!!
Solomon Stane: Holy shit, that actually worked! I won!
Johnny Andrews: WE won. It was my last coin after all —
Solomon Stane: —That you GAVE to me.
Johnny Andrews: We’re partners. We share everything. Now, come on, we need to collect all of this and celebrate our big win! Just the first of many big wins!
Solomon Stane: And, how do you expect to do that?
Johnny Andrews: :mjlit:
(That was the face that Solomon Stane should have run from.)
♪EVERYBODY, LET’S TAKE SHOTS! ♪
(“Shots” by LMFAO featuring Lil Jon is blaring throughout the nightclub as we have a montage of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane celebrating their big win at the Casino. It shows them in the VIP section of the club as waitresses are handing them trays after trays of shots. Then, it shows Johnny dancing with three beautiful socialites as Solomon Stane is with the DJ in his booth as the DJ has given him his own headset and let him play with the sound booth. At this rate, both men are incredibly drunk, but they are enjoying the club experience.)
(Not only that, but we are provided with more of their time in Las Vegas throughout the week. We see a series of pictures as they form in a collage structure on the screen. Photos of them on the sunset strip, at a burlesque show, on the high roller because they thought it would be funny.)
(SCREEN BAR— FRIDAY AFTERNOON.)
(It pans forward to a Friday afternoon, where Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are back on the strip in casual clothing. They have a random guy with them, who looks uncomfortable as hell. Both men have microphones in their positions as the strip is quite busy with tourists and locals who are trying to get through their day.)
Johnny Andrews: We’ve had so much fun here in Las Vegas, but our time is not completely done just yet. Solomon and I thought that it would be fun for us to hit the street and ask a couple of locals a very important question.
Solomon Stane: And, we got a local with us, and look at that! Now, what’s your name, man?
Local: Rob.
Johnny Andrews: That’s a stupid name, but you can’t help it. Now, I gotta ask you a question, Rob — who is the greatest tag team in EAW?
Rob: I’m not a wrestling fan. 😬
Solomon Stane: Let me help you here, man.
(Solomon Stane slides a $100 bill into the shirt pocket of Rob before whispering in his ear. Solomon distances himself after he’s done.)
Rob: Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews!
Johnny Andrews: :drakelike: I knew that you would choose right. Now, get out of my way.
(Johnny Andrews shoves Rob out of the way before pulling another local. This time, it’s a woman in her mid-twenties. Johnny’s eyes are on the attractive woman, totally ignoring Solomon Stane.)
Johnny Andrews: Hi, I’m Johnny and what’s your name, beautiful?
Local #2: I’m Stella.
Solomon Stane: Nice to meet you, Stella. Now, we gotta ask you an important question —who’s your favorite tag team in EAW?
Johnny Andrews: It would make my day if you said mine, Stella. 🥺
Stella: It’s great that you’re easy on the eyes, so I’ll say Johnny Andrews and that guy next to you.
Solomon Stane: Solomon Stane.
Stella: Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane.
Johnny Andrews: I knew that you would choose right, Stella.
(The two of them begin to socialize with each other as Solomon Stane shakes his head before moving on to the next local. This guy seems to be in his late twenties but looks a lot more muscular than both Solomon and Johnny. Almost like he could beat the two of them up without breaking a sweat.)
Solomon Stane: OKAY, moving on! I have someone else with me. Tell us your name.
Local #3: I’m David.
Solomon Stane: Oh, we have a co-worker named David. He fucking sucks.
David: I can’t help it. :mjcry:
Solomon Stane: Okay, I gotta ask you who your favorite tag team in EAW is and if you choose right, you might be a hundred dollars richer.
David: I’m guessing whatever tag team you and your buddy who’s flirting with—IS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!?
(Johnny Andrews turns to face the guy as Stella looks modified that she was caught.)
Johnny Andrews: Look dude, I didn’t know that she’s your girl. :whoa:
David: I am going to slap the shit out of you.
Johnny Andrews: :krabs: Look, let’s try to be civil—
(Johnny Andrews runs like the wind as David chases right after him. Solomon Stane and Stella are left looking at each other completely dumbfounded.)
Solomon Stane: Here, buy him dinner.
(Solomon Stane grabs her wrist and puts about $500 in her hands before closing that hand. He leaves the scene, trying to find his partner as Stella is left by herself.)
(A few hours later, Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews are right back at the strip. Johnny has an icepack to his chin because he totally won the fight. 💯)
Solomon Stane: Well, this was an interesting week in Viva Las Vegas. We met Gordon Ramsay, got rich —
Johnny Andrews: Got punched in the face by a hideous-looking beast —OW!
(Johnny Andrews pauses as he holds the icepack to his chin. You can hear him withering in pain. Solomon Stane places a shoulder on Johnny.)
Solomon Stane: This entire experience is to learn something about the two of you, High Rollerz. We decided to step into your home turf and honestly, it was an interesting experience, but if you think that you’re getting the love from your hometown, you’re terribly mistaken. I mean, even LAS VEGAS is aware that the two of you are nothing, but absolute jokes who have no chance when going up against talented competitors such as me and Johnny. EVERYONE can read that this return is nothing more than a charity case run and honestly, it’s been like three weeks and we think that you’ve overstayed your welcome as a tag team. You have these aspirations about going for a fourth reign as Unified Tag Team Champions, but that’s not happening with the two of us lurking, ready to strike at any moment.
Johnny Andrews: The two of you might have been the shit like ten years ago, but let’s be honest, things are different around here. We have a bit of a livelier tag team title scene and I know that must excite the two of you because there was no Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane twenty years ago, but here we are, to save you from rotting away on Dynasty. Here we are to make the High Rollerz relevant again. You’re welcome for that because you get to be in the ring with a five-star talent like Solomon and myself. David, you can tell Jack about how it feels to be in the ring with me? After all, I’m the one who eliminated your partner back at Road to Redemption? I’m the one that ran Jack to go crawling back to you knowing that if he ever tried to come at me, Solomon would fuck him up.
Solomon Stane: It’s quite pathetic to see this crowd eating up this High Rollerz reunion. Did you hear the reception of the crowd last week?
Johnny Andrews: Almost made my ears bleed.
Solomon Stane: Well, it makes me think that their warm welcome back into EAW is over. There in the little honeymoon phase, with all the hugging, kissing, and living in nostalgia from fifteen years ago, but when that reality kicks in, the High Rollerz are going to regret ever returning. They should have regretted showing their faces around here when Johnny and I decided to go to StarrStan about deserving better. We don’t deserve to have the High Rollerz bombarding the Dynasty brand. Johnny and I deserve a lot better than some fossil tag team that isn’t worth shit in 2022. I and Johnny are better than those two combined.
Johnny Andrews: You’re damn right, Solomon. Look, your match last week was cute and all, but we let you have your fun. We let you have your moment in the sun over young talents like ourselves, but now, it’s time to get to work and send the two of you back into retirement. Just one thing for the two of you to realize. What the High Rollerz can do, we can do better. Andrews out! ✌🏻
(Johnny Andrews exits out of the camera shot as Solomon Stane shakes his head, clearly amused before following Johnny out of the frame. The scene ends with the empty strip as it fades back to the Wells Fargo Arena where Stephie Love is seen standing by with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand ready to speak.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a tag team match scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef begins to blast through the speakers of the arena while the crowd erupts into a mix of cheers and boos upon seeing SOSA Henderson energetically make his way out to the stage. He has a smirk on his face while he looks around, letting it all soak in before posing at the center of the stage. From there, he then begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring, ready for battle.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 191 pounds… BULLETPROOF… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Back To Life” By Soul II Soul then begins to play up while the crowd pops into thunderous cheers upon seeing The Visual Prophet make his way out from the backstage area with the World Heavyweight Championship being seen wrapped around his waist. He gyrates his waist showing off his gold before looking towards his partner at the bottom of the ramp, a smirk growing as he begins to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his partner… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we all know what happened last week during The Visual Prophet’s World Heavyweight Championship celebration. SOSA Henderson came out to interrupt and lay down the facts, saying that he was going to be next up in line for the World Heavyweight Championship at Reckless Wiring and Viz accepted!
Flannery McCoy: But now isn’t this an awkward position to find yourself in, having to team with each other the following week. There’s definitely going to be some tension and let me tell you right now I’m interested in seeing how this is going to play out. Will both of them be able to put their rising tension aside to get the win?
Jake Mercer: Oh please, we’ve seen this scenario one too many times. I personally think for a change that they’re going to win, let’s have some positivity!
(‘I Get Money’ by 50 Cent begins to play up now to a solid mixed reaction from the crowd upon seeing the team of Jack Ripley and David Davidson come out. The High Rollerz stand united on the stage as the both of them look at one another, determined and ready for another win under their belt before they make their way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 417 pounds… the team of JACK RIPLEY AND DAVID DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HIGH ROLLERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And the boys are once again back in action! We saw earlier that Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane tried to get into Jack and David’s head before their main event match right now, and we just have to see if that’s going to play a factor into what happens tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Well who knows, they might just be halfway across the United States right now in Las Vegas, so that gives The High Rollerz the upper hand right now. Let’s see if they can get another big win here tonight!
Jake Mercer: I’m personally insulted that I wasn’t invited to the Las Vegas trip. Maybe we could’ve had fun together, I’m a party maniac!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event of the night is officially underway! We have the returning SOSA Henderson starting off for his team while we also have the equally returning David Davidson starting off for The High Rollerz… not exactly I just wanted to note a parallel. SOSA and Davidson are beginning to make their way around the ring, taking their time before swooping in and engaging in a Collar-and-Elbow tie-up! Both of them are jockeying for position, before Davidson slips behind SOSA, LOCKING IN A WAIST LOCK BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: Davidson stepping back with a smirk on his face while SOSA begins to help himself up, not exactly a great start for him now. Davidson making his way towards SOSA, BEFORE SOSA GRABS HIM BY THE LEG AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Davidson rolls onto his back and attempts to push himself up to a seated position, BUT SOSA RUNS FORWARD CONNECTING WITH A WELL-PLACED KICK TO HIS CHEST WHICH TAKES HIM BACK DOWN BEFORE HE CAN RECOVER!
Jake Mercer: SOSA snatches Davidson by his head before looking to haul him up to his feet, but it’s proving not to be the easiest task with Davidson sending strike after strike towards SOSA trying to get him to let go and create distance! BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE SOSA LIFTS UP HIS HAND AND DROPS DOWN A BRUTAL AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Davidson backs up and drops down to a knee while SOSA runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE LAUNCHING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A SUNSET FLIP BOMB!
Stew-O: BUT DAVIDSON MANAGES TO CATCH HIM AND GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER INTO AN ALABAMA SLAM! SOSA IS DOWN WHILE DAVIDSON DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG, GOING FOR AN EARLY PIN ATTEMPT FOR HIS TEAM!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA KICKS OUT BEFORE TWO! Davidson sitting up and popping his neck before getting back up to his feet, there’s only one thing he can really do in a situation like this and that’s to continue bringing that pressure down on SOSA until he can’t take it anymore. Davidson grabbing SOSA by his head before clutching his wrist and sending him towards the corner with an Irish whip, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT WHICH CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW OF SOSA!
Jake Mercer: SOSA is stunned for the moment but Davidson isn’t stopping just yet, grabbing SOSA’s wrist before sending him towards the opposite corner this time. DAVIDSON RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Davidson now grabbing SOSA by the head and pulling him out of the corner, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND USING THE TURNBUCKLES AS MOMENTUM TO DRIVE SOSA’S HEAD ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A TORNADO DDT!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO KEEP DAVIDSON IN THE AIR, DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND INSTEAD WITH A BACK BODY DROP! SOSA takes Davidson down to the ground allowing himself some time to breathe, BEFORE GETTING RIGHT BACK INTO IT STEPPING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR CRUSHING THE RIBS OF DAVIDSON WITH A RUNNING MOONSAULT! SOSA manages to find a way back into this match!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s a matter of keeping that upper hand that’s the main focus for the former World Champion right now as he brings Davidson up and sends him to the ropes with an Irish whip, LEAPING INTO THE AIR WITH A DROPKICK! But falling flat on his stomach as Davidson manages to preserve his chances by clutching onto the ropes just in time before he’s able to rebound! SOSA slowly begins to get himself up to his feet, SPRINTING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO TAKE THE TWO OF THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: Only for Davidson to leap into the air, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE FLUSH TO THE FACE OF SOSA! Davidson grabbing a hold of SOSA, BEFORE DRIVING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DDT! But before he can do that it’s SOSA with quick thinking that manages to push the two of them against the ropes just in time! The referee is forced to make their way over to split the two apart, BEFORE SOSA GRABS DAVIDSON BY HIS HEAD AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN STO!
Stew-O: Davidson is down while SOSA grabs a hold of his arm and sends him towards his corner, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BIG SHOULDER THRUST TO HIS ABDOMEN! SOSA taking a good look at The Visual Prophet who’s holding his hand patiently waiting for a tag into this match…
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: TAG TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOSA grabs Davidson by his head and threw him down to the center of the ring, Davidson trying his best to get back up to his feet! ONLY TO BE MET WITH VIZ RUNNING FORWARD AND KNOCKING HIM BACK DOWN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! Viz now grabbing the head of Davidson and dragging him up, The High Rollerz member beginning to feel the damage of this match right now. VIZ CLUTCHING ONTO THE WAIST BEFORE LAUNCHING DAVIDSON INTO THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Davidson clutching his spine in pain trying to roll towards the bottom rope and onto the apron, while Viz is hot on his tail trying to make sure that he doesn’t get a break. Davidson manages to find himself on the apron while he begins to pull himself up, but Viz has a hold of him, LOOKING TO MANHANDLE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY!
Stew-O: But before he can do that it’s Davidson that manages to push through the defenses before sending a good right-hand right to the side of Viz’s face which takes him back. Davidson stays on the apron, BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF THE VISUAL PROPHET WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Davidson manages to recover while Viz pulls himself up to a knee, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A STIFF FOREARM WHICH DROPS HIM BACK DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Davidson grabbing hold of Viz and dragging him up, BEFORE RUNNING HIM FORWARD AND THROWING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Viz cries in pain while Jack Ripley is looking to get the tag into his partner, Davidson sets Viz up in the corner while reaching out for Jack’s hand…
TAG!
Jake Mercer: JACK RIPLEY IS TAGGED IN! Davidson sends Viz into an Irish whip, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KICK TO HIS KNEECAP THAT DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! BEFORE JACK RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS THIS TIME! THE HIGH ROLLERZ SHOWING THEIR TAG TEAM PROWESS WHILE JACK DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: BUT VIZ QUICKLY GETS THE KICK OUT! Viz shows that he still has some fight left in him and I think that’s something that Jack understands more than anything else. Jack begins to stomp down on his body, trying his best to weaken him while also keeping him grounded at the same time which is proving to be efficient right now. Viz is beginning to roll away though, looking to use the ropes to get himself back up which is what he slowly begins to do! Jack though splits apart from him while he’s up to his feet, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE GOING FOR A BIG BOOT TO HIS FACE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO SIDE-STEP IN TIME AS JACK FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON! A similar situation to earlier with Jack beginning to get back up to his feet, BUT VIZ KNOWS BETTER GRABBING THE HEAD OF JACK AND SENDING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST WHICH DROPS HIM OFF OF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: Jack stumbles up to his feet on the outside of the ring, and the look on his face means he realizes the immediate danger that he finds himself in. BUT BEFORE HE CAN RECUPERATE VIZ SLIDES OUT OF THE RING BEFORE GRABBING JACK BY THE WAIST AND SLAMMING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST! Viz isn’t done though, TURNING HIM AROUND BEFORE RUNNING HIM INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON THIS TIME SPINEFIRST! Jack is still barely managing to keep himself up but I don’t know how long…
Stew-O: BEFORE VIZ SWOOPS IN AND CONNECTS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACK FIST WHICH CATCHES JACK RIGHT ON HIS NOSE WHILE VIZ GRABS HIM AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! JACK IS DOWN WHILE VIZ DROPS DOWN AS WELL, PINNING JACK’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT AND HOOKING THE LEG! WILL THIS BE IT FOR THE HIGH ROLLERZ TONIGHT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT JACK RIPLEY IS FAR FROM DONE! HE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Viz is beginning to heave himself back up, exasperated just as everyone else is in this match but is still finding a way to persevere through the struggle. He takes the arm of Jack and begins to bring him up to his feet, BEFORE PULLING HIM IN AND SENDING A HARD KNEE TOWARDS HIS ABDOMEN!
Jake Mercer: Jack drops down to a knee, desperately gasping for air and trying to catch some sort of breath. VIZ GRABBING JACK BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY, GOING FOR SOMETHING BIG! But Jack is refusing to give in! Jack is swinging his legs around trying to find a way out while Viz meanwhile is struggling to keep a hold of him right now… before ultimately being forced to bring him back down to the canvas!
Stew-O: Viz stumbles back, ONLY TO BE MET BY JACK RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND GOING LOW CONNECTING WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAPS! Viz is hobbling now, while Jack connects with stiff forearms to the face forcing him to block and move back! Viz is pressed against the ropes while Jack grabs him by his arm and sends him towards the opposite pair, BEFORE TAKING HIS ARM AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A QUICK ARM DRAG! Jack is beginning to mount a comeback!
Flannery McCoy: Jack turning around and falling against the corner, before beginning to scale the turnbuckles up to the top rope! The Straight Shooter is taking the opportunity while he can and striking while Viz is down and out. Jack positions himself on the top rope looking to go for something big now! BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR WITH EXTRAORDINARY HEIGHT CRUSHING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WITH A MOONSAULT!
Jake Mercer: WHICH CONNECTS! Viz is absolutely crushed while Jack grabs his arm and sends him towards the corner, with David Davidson holding out his hand for the tag realizing the situation that the two of them find themselves in with the possibilities of securing a victory on the horizon! Viz is stunned while Jack reaches out…
TAG!
Stew-O: DAVIDSON IS TAGGED IN! He enters into the ring while Jack turns Viz around, WITH BOTH MEMBERS OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ TAKING OFF VIZ’S HEAD WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Viz lands flat on the mat while Jack runs forward, CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL KICK TO THE HEAD OF VIZ! WHILE DAVIDSON TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES GOING FOR A KICK OF HIS OWN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA JUMPS OFF OF THE APRON AND GRABS THE LEG OF DAVIDSON WHILE HE REBOUNDS PULLING HIM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HE CAN FINISH THE DOUBLE TEAM MANEUVER! SOSA manages to save his teammate while both of them begin to trade punch after punch back to one another, with Jack falling against the ropes and realizing! BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR AS THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER TAKES SOSA DOWN WITH A TOPE CON HILO TO SAVE DAVIDSON AS WELL IN THIS MATCHUP!
Jake Mercer: SOSA is down while Davidson clutches onto the apron, managing to keep himself upright and that is essential considering that he’s the legal person in for The High Rollerz. Jack keeps SOSA occupied on the outside while Davidson rolls into the ring, looking to focus his sights back on Viz and pick off where they left off. BUT WAIT! VIZ IS UP! GRABBING DAVIDSON AND GOING FOR A VDT! REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! DAVIDSON SLIPS OUT SENDING A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF VIZ! DAVIDSON MANAGES TO GRAB VIZ AND SET HIM UP! CONNECTING WITH THE X-PLEX! THE ROLLING RELEASE SUPLEX AS DAVID DAVIDSON SLAMS VIZ AGAINST THE ROPES SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND! VIZ IS KNOCKED OUT WHILE DAVIDSON DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS POSSIBLY SPELL THE END OF THE MAIN EVENT RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT TODAY! THE VISUAL PROPHET MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP SHOWING THAT HE HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM! You can see the look of frustration beginning to grow on the face of Davidson while Jack looks shocked himself making his way around the ring. It looks like SOSA is beginning to get his bearings as he knows that he needs to get himself tagged back into this match before Viz’s situation gets any worse. Davidson is waiting for Viz to get back up now, looking to set him up…
Jake Mercer: DAVIDSON LIFTING VIZ UP WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT! GOING FOR DISASTERPIECE! BACK TO BELLY PILEDRIVER TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS THIS MIGHT RESULT IN A BIG WIN FOR THE HIGH ROLLERZ IN THEIR SECOND MATCH BACK!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND GRAB DAVIDSON BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A FIERCE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Davidson tumbles down to the ground but immediately pops himself back up to his feet knowing that he doesn’t have much time before Viz is able to get his footing back! BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING IT’S VIZ THAT GRABS AROUND HIS WAIST BEFORE LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR AND DRIVING DAVIDSON DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is down on the ground now, instantly reaching his arm out to SOSA in the corner who’s reaching out as well trying to get the tag in! Both of them aren’t really in the best position right now when it comes to liking one another, but they are eager to come out with a victory and I don’t think they’re going to be very satisfied with anything less here tonight. Viz is crawling while Davidson is trying to find his bearings, Jack trying to motivate him back up to do something before SOSA can get the tag in!
Jake Mercer: Both of them are pushing through with Viz getting closer and closer but Davidson is also hot on his tail in the process. VIZ LEAPS WHILE DAVIDSON TAKES A LEAP HOPING TO GRAB THE LEG OF VIZ BEFORE HE CAN TAG OUT!
TAG!
Stew-O: BUT HE’S TOO LATE! TAG TO SOSA! Davidson shoots up to his feet realizing the trouble that he’s in, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE BY SOSA WHO LEAPS OFF OF THE ROPES FROM THE APRON AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Davidson is trying to get himself back up, ONLY FOR SOSA TO RUN FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA turns around and clutches onto the turnbuckles, beginning to make his climb up to the top rope while David Davidson is grounded, looking to nail him with something big right now. You can see the eyes of Davidson fluttering open and close as he’s trying to figure out where he is right now, but by the time that happens, he might just be too late! SOSA LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A SOSA BOMB! SWANTON BOMB ONTO THE TOP OF DAVID DAVIDSON!
Jake Mercer: WHICH CONNECTS! DAVIDSON IS COMPLETELY LEVELED WHILE SOSA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE-
Stew-O: BUT DAVIDSON MANAGES TO KICK OUT! SOSA is right back up though as he knows that wasn’t going to be enough, once again making his way up to the top rope again and going for another one, this should be good! SOSA LEAPING OFF THE TOP AND GOING FOR ONE MORE SOSA BOMB WHILE DAVIDSON IS DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT! JACK RIPLEY JUST RAN AROUND THE RING AND JUMPED UP ONTO THE APRON BEFORE YANKING SOSA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! Both of them immediately waste zero time trading punches with one another, being absolutely relentless in their assault trying to make sure that one of them gets the better of the other! JACK WITH A SOLID HEADBUTT SLAMS AGAINST THE HEAD OF SOSA! Jack setting him up now, BEFORE LOOKING TO LAUNCH HIM OFF OF THE APRON WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: But SOSA clutches onto the top rope, refusing to let go while Jack tries to get him off of the apron and down to the ground! SOSA is still fighting though refusing to let him get the better of him! BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T SEE IS WHAT’S GOING ON INSIDE OF THE RING WITH DAVIDSON FINDING HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE NAILING SOSA AGAINST THE FACE WITH A FOREARM STRIKE! BEFORE JACK RELEASES SOSA OFF OF THE APRON INTO A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Stew-O: SOSA is splayed out onto the ground while Jack picks him up and rolls him back into the ring, while Davidson grabs him and throws him into the corner! Both of them know what to do without even needing to communicate with one another! Jack leaps up onto the apron and holds out his hand for the tag! Davidson reaching out as well…
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: AND JACK IS TAGGED IN! DAVIDSON SETS SOSA UP WHILE JACK BEGINS TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW! I THINK WE KNOW WHAT THEY’RE GOING FOR RIGHT NOW AND IT COULD BE HUGE! JACK LOOKING TO LEAP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A CROSSBODY ONTO A FALLING NECKBREAKER! JACKPOT FROM THE HIGH ROLLERZ-
(The sounds of ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the surprised roar of cheers and boos being emancipated from the crowd tonight. The camera then goes over from the confused looks of Jack Ripley and David Davidson to the stage where Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are seen walking out. Both of them have confident looks on their face, Johnny’s being more smug compared to Solomon’s deadpan seriousness. Johnny has a microphone in his hand while he looks towards The High Rollerz, ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ beginning to fade out while Johnny dramatically clears his throat.)
Johnny Andrews: GASP! I know! You guys thought we were somewhere else, living it up in fabulous Las Vegas! Let me tell you it was absolutely hilarious to see the looks on each of your faces, especially YOURS, Jack and David. The two of you have been running your mouth for the longest time now, throwing us away, saying that we aren’t worthy of whatever you have at your disposal! Let me tell you now… YOU’RE WRONG! Absolutely wrong to the fullest extent, and we’re going to prove that one way or another. Now, let’s see… what can we do that can distract them long enough to cost them the win… RIGHT! Let me sing right?!
Solomon Stane: (Off-Mic) Please don’t…
Johnny Andrews: I, I GET MONEY, MONEY I GOT! I, I GET IT! I, I GET MONEY, MONEY I GOT! I, I GET IT! I, I GET MONEY, MONEY I GOT! YEAH! MONEY, MONEY I GOT, MONEY, MONEY I GOT! I RUN NEW YORK-
Jake Mercer: OH DEAR! JACK AND DAVIDSON JUST DROPPED SOSA AS JACK RUNS FORWARD AND LAUNCHES THROUGH THE ROPES TAKING JOHNNY DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! DAVIDSON SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AS WELL AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF FORWARD GOING RIGHT FOR SOLOMON BEFORE HE CAN EVEN REACT AND WE HAVE A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ALL FOUR MEN ARE GOING AT IT WHILE THE REFEREE LOOKS AROUND IN CONFUSION! I DON’T THINK HE REALLY HAS MUCH OF A CHOICE RIGHT NOW!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN THROWN OUT THE WINDOW BUT RIGHT NOW I DON’T THINK EITHER ONE OF THESE TEAMS REALLY CARE! I DON’T THINK THE HIGH ROLLERZ WERE IN THE BEST MOOD ANYWAY THANKS TO THE ANTICS OF JOHNNY AND SOLOMON EARLIER IN THE NIGHT AND I FEEL LIKE IT WAS JUST BOILING TO THIS POINT ANYWAY! AND A BRAWL IS WHAT WE GOT!
Flannery McCoy: DAVIDSON IS TRYING TO WEAR OUT THE BIGGER SOLOMON BY SLAMMING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WHILE BOTH JOHNNY AND JACK ARE GOING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT ALL AROUND THE RINGSIDE AREA! THIS IS ABSOLUTE CHAOS RIGHT NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
(Inside the ring, SOSA Henderson is seen finding his bearings and beginning to get back up to his feet, confused as to what is happening right now. It’s clear that he expected The High Rollerz to connect with their finisher, but it looks like they had other plans. Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet is on the outside of the ring, trying to catch his breath while being handed his World Heavyweight Championship.)
Jake Mercer: LOOK! SOSA JUST SPRINGBOARDED OVER THE ROPES AND CONNECTED WITH A FOREARM TO THE OUTSIDE RATTLING VIZ! ANOTHER BRAWL HAS SPILLED OUT AS OFFICIALS ARE RUNNING BACK AND FORTH TRYING TO SPLIT THIS APART! BUT LOOK! SOSA JUST LEAPED INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTED WITH STOLE YO BITCH! THE JUMPING CUTTER TO VIZ!
(Officials immediately split up SOSA as he yells at Viz who is completely knocked down on the ground. Meanwhile The High Rollerz have been split up from both Johnny and Solomon as yelling is heard everywhere. The scene is absolutely insane and it’s the one that’ll close off the show as from there, Friday Night Dynasty then begins to come to a close.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
