(EAW intro plays.)
(The camera opens up to show the usual recap for last weeks Friday Night Dynasty: Andre Walker kicks off the show, demanding a challenger that he rightfully deserves to step up to him. That person is revealed to be the returning Ronn Banks, who tells Andre that there are going to be a lot of lessons to learn, leading to him orchestrating an attack by Solomon Stane who lays out Andre and stands tall in the end. The first match of the night then is officially underway, with the debuting Angelo Carter making quick work of Mariyah Prince. Kensi then has an interview where she talks about getting rid of Lisa Wren and saying that it was bound to happen, before Lisa interrupts and both of them get into a huge argument that leads to a match at Road To Redemption being made official. Then in the next match, Lisa then vents her anger by taking it out on Kristen Myers, getting the victory. Sierra has a conversation with StarrStan about why she attacked Limmy Monaghan the previous week on Showdown, where Starr gives in and says that whatever happens is on her now. Solomon Stane then goes up against Sierra, which ends in a no contest after Ximena Velasquez interferes and attacks both of them. Ximena then has a backstage interview where she warns Sierra and says she’s going to make sure that Sierra takes a look at a real Champion at An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular. Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert then have a promo in the ring, saying that The Haircare Kings are way over their heads and they simply cannot touch them and will not take the Unified Tag Team Championships away from them. Ms. Extreme then takes a visit, watching the Extreme Elimination Chamber preview between Ximena Velasquez and Serenity Valdez, where Ximena comes out on top. Dr. Bethany Blue then comes out to talk about Andrea Valentine and how she’s been nothing but a nuisance and the only one to blame for everything that has transpired, before saying that she’s going to make her pay at Road To Redemption. Johnny Andrews then goes up against Terry Chambers, where Johnny comes out with a surprising victory. StarrStan then talks about SOSA Henderson’s injury and how he will be unable to compete in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, before Johnny Andrews comes in and manages to finesse himself into taking his spot. Then in the main event, Dr. Bethany Blue goes up against Xander Payne where, thanks to a interference by Jack Ripley, Bethany comes out on top to end the recap.)
(As Friday Night Dynasty begins to get under way, pyro goes off around the entrance stage while Dynasty’s music blares into the arena over the speakers! The fans in Cleveland are loud and raucous as they can see visuals on the tron of the cameras around the arena sweeping over the crowd and getting shots of different sections of the audience. After a few more moments, the cameras cut down to ringside at the commentary table where Stew-O, Jake Mercer, and Flannery McCoy are all seated!)
Stew-O: Welcome to another edition of Friday Night Dynasty, the last one just before we make our way to Road to Redemption! We’ve been getting closer and closer to this highly anticipated FPV, and now that it’s finally here, I can hardly contain the excitement I’ve got for wanting to see all of the matches we’ve got lined up for it!
Flannery McCoy: And I’m sure from the sound of things that the EAW Universe is right there with you on that one, as it means we’ll have reached the halfway point of the season and what a way to end this year! Tonight, we’ll be hearing from competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Matches for the Universal Women’s Championship, and we’ll also be hearing thoughts from those in the World Heavyweight Championship Match at Road to Redemption, as well as others alongside some matches for tonight – all to put the finishing touches on what’s been one hell of a ride getting to this point!
Jake Mercer: When Viz retains :drakelike:!!
Flannery McCoy: Do you have anything else to add to the conversation?
Jake Mercer: And Friday Night Dynasty’s Elitists are gonna have the other brands shaking in fear over how they’re supposed to compete with the level of competition we’re bringing to Road to Redemption! Who’s doing it like us?!
Flannery McCoy: :wow:!!!!
Stew-O: And inside the ring now is StarrStan, ready to get that meeting between the challengers for the Universal Women’s Championship and the Champion herself going!
(The cameras cut to the ring where StarrStan stands in the middle of the ring where there’s a half circle of chairs – six in total – and all of them have a microphone placed upon the seat. With a microphone of his own in his hand, StarrStan raises it to address the crowd.)
StarrStan: How’s everyone here in Cleveland doing tonight?!
(The crowd responds with a wave of cheers and StarrStan nods his head with a grin.)
StarrStan: I feel the exact same way when I think about how close we are to Road to Redemption, which is just next week! It feels like not long ago we were just starting Season 15 and I couldn’t wait to see how things were going to go at the start so that we could get things underway, and now we are all these months later gearing up for one of the biggest FPVs of the season already! Time has seemingly flown by but it hasn’t been without so many big moments, and there’s plenty more to come as the season goes on. But looking to make some big moments in the present as we close out 2021, are the competitors that’ll be risking it all for the Universal Women’s Championship! These women are going to be putting it all on the line for a chance to put themselves in the history books as for the first time EVER, the Universal Women’s Championship will be defended in the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
(There are more cheers for the opportunity to see the Championship defended in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the first time, and StarrStan appears to share their excitement.)
StarrStan: I can’t wait to have all of the women who’ll be participating out here and making a statement, as I’ll be overseeing this since I’ve been tasked with doing just about all of the heavy lifting when it comes to this particular Extreme Elimination Chamber Match, seeing as how three people who’ll remain unnamed on this brand left me with pretty much all the work :mjgrin:. But as I’ve gone about handling this, I know that tonight’s confrontation is going to be one hell of a meeting! So, without further ado, let’s bring out the participants in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for the Universal Women’s Title!
(‘Ponytail to Shushu’ by AKB48 begins to play and Ayu Megumi makes her way out to make her way down to the ring!)
Stew-O: Here tonight we have Saturday Night Showdown’s Ayu Megumi, who’ll be the lone Showdown Elitist inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Universal Women’s Championship! Having competed against some standout names this season, she finds herself in line for an opportunity at the Universal Women’s Title and I don’t doubt that she’ll give everything she’s got to try to truly put herself on the map here in EAW through means of the Chamber.
Flannery McCoy: It’ll be a tough task but Ayu will definitely give it everything she’s got, as one of the spirited competitors heading this match. She might’ve lost to Ms. Extreme just the other week, but she can’t let that deter her; and for Ayu, I don’t think she’ll let it get to her like that, but instead have it motivate her.
Jake Mercer: Whose side are you on here, Flannery?! This is Friday Night DYNASTY – don’t hype the competition from these other shows!
Flannery McCoy: I’m just doing my job as an impartial commentator; you should try it. :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: I’m gonna have to pass on that one :mjlol:
(‘Gang Gang’ by KSI, JAY1 & DENO takes over and out comes Rebecca Blackwell to the sound of boos, the English Elitist brushing off the reaction with a smug expression as she goes to the ring as well.)
Flannery McCoy: Rebecca Blackwell has been looking to solidify her place on the radar as one of the bright, up-and-coming Elitists to watch and while she’s come up short on some big opportunities for herself, this is one that she’ll surely want to take advantage of as the self-proclaimed Vixen of Ultraviolence.
Stew-O: With a name like that, I’d only expect her to aim to do just that and if the criticism she received from Holly about her being in this match should do anything, it’s light a fire under to bring all that she’s got!
Jake Mercer: She got eliminated by Ximena back at Clash of Kingdoms, so she better anticipate that happening again at the hands of La Diosa 😤
(‘Warriors of Hope’ by Masafumi Takada takes over and the boos only seem to continue as Holly Arrow makes her way out, waving to the audience that continues to jeer and boo which brings her to stop and hesitate on how to react. Shrugging, she goes to the ring.)
Stew-O: Here’s the woman that was actually the sole winner of the match, Holly Arrow! Holly ended up with a Universal Women’s Title shot for her efforts and failed to defeat Ms. Extreme, but could this second shot at it be what gets it done for her?
Flannery McCoy: After the way that Ms. Extreme laid both her and Rebecca out during their match, bringing a premature stop to it, I’m sure that she’d love to respond to Ms. Extreme’s attack with a huge win in the Chamber.
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X featuring Megan Thee Stallion takes over and Serenity Valdez wastes little time in making her way to the stage, taunting her soon-to-be opponents on her way to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: FINALLY, a Dynasty Elitist :drakelike:!!!
Stew-O: And just one of the two women from Dynasty who’ll be in the Chamber. Serenity’s a newcomer who goaded Lisa Wren into putting her Extreme Elimination Chamber spot on the line in a match, and with Kensi interfering to cause Lisa’s loss, Serenity finds herself in the Chamber!
Flannery McCoy: Definitely an interesting development for Serenity, especially with it coming this soon into her EAW career, but if she was so sure that she could handle this kind of pressure, then I can’t wait to see how she does!
Jake Mercer: If the way she got her opportunity was any indication, these other girls are gonna need to watch their backs; Dynasty’s already a step closer to having the Universal Women’s Title on its brand :drakelike:!!
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin starts up and out comes Ximena, who scowls at the competition in the ring and doesn’t even react to the crowd, merely focused on the other women as she comes down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: LA DIOSA :blessed:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez is another woman who’s had her shot at Ms. Extreme this season already just a few months ago at Territorial Invasion, and while she clearly didn’t win, this is a chance for redemption against Ms. Extreme.
Stew-O: After ditching Sierra and choosing to focus on herself, Ximena is out to not only prove how dangerous she is but that she’s got what it takes to be a World Champion. I don’t doubt that this woman has it in her to hold the gold, but she’ll have her work cut out for her in the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme got lucky; Ximena let her win so that she wouldn’t complain about how she only got in that one defense, otherwise we’d never hear the end of it! But I’m calling it now, Ximena isn’t gonna be so nice this time around!
Stew-O: :mjpls:
(And finally, ‘Zombie’ by Bad Wolves comes to play and Ms. Extreme comes from the backstage area with the Universal Women’s Championship slung over her shoulder, a smirk on her face as she looks around at the crowd and then the women in the ring. Raising the Championship up over her head, Ms. Extreme starts down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme has been the Universal Women’s Champion since this year’s Pain for Pride, where she defeated Darcy May Morgan to win the Championship! Since then, she’s remained on top facing off against every challenger-
Jake Mercer: Not to mention, having forced everyone on Voltage to endure what it’s like to have New Eden in charge of running a brand; imagine not fucking being able to fucking swear for a whole fuckig month because your GM is some fucking weird wannabe cult leader. Could never be Dynasty 💅
Flannery McCoy: That incident of Ms. Extreme’s aside and how questionable it was for her to do that, I don’t think that should take away from the fact that she
(Ms. Extreme enters the ring where by now all of her challengers are seated in the provided chairs, and Ms. Extreme takes the moment to walk around in front of all of them with the Universal Women’s Championship raised in their faces. All of them roll their eyes and look unimpressed, some of them looking annoyed as well such as Ximena and Serenity in particular, and Ms. Extreme finally takes a seat with a smug expression.)
StarrStan: Ladies, thank you all for joining me out here-
Ms. Extreme: Truthfully, I don’t know what for. I mean, what are any of them going to say tonight that isn’t going to end up with them being just as embarrassed as they’re going to be after the Chamber’s all said and done, with me still reigning as the Universal Women’s Champion? But I mean, if we’ve gotta do this just so they can all hype themselves and make themselves out to be challengers worth taking note of when they’re going against the best – that’s me be the way, before any of you go getting an unwarranted ego – then I guess I’ll entertain whatever garbage some of them plan on getting out the way.
(All of the challengers in the ring scoff at Ms. Extreme’s words but Ms. Extreme doesn’t seem to be affected by their glares and stares, instead smirking right back at the group of women.)
Ms. Extreme: Look, before you all go getting it twisted, let me just say right now that you shouldn’t go getting it wrong – I’m absolutely expecting a fight from each and every one of you that’ll be getting into the Chamber with me, but you all just have to know that I will be fighting like hell to make sure that I come out of this as the last woman standing. None of you have been through what I have in order to make it to the top of this industry, to be the woman at the forefront of this division after all that I’ve had to fight against and deal with – and that experience is going to absolutely set me apart when I’ve shown how to put it to use against enough of you that are in this ring already.
(Ms. Extreme looks to Ayu, then to Holly and Ximena, as she’s already defeated them. But it’s Serenity who captures everyone’s attention before the others can speak.)
Serenity Valdez: Then let me be the first to let you know that just because you beat, uh, Ayu over there last week and Ximena at Territorial Invasion, and that Holly girl not too long ago either, doesn’t mean that what you’ve done against them is going to work out so well against me.
Ms. Extreme: You’ve been in EAW for five seconds, why don’t you go ahead and just listen-
Serenity Valdez: No, you listen, Ms. Extreme, because while you’re undeniably accomplished and you’ve worked hard to get what you wanted after all these years, that’s not something that I’d think to let stand in my way or make me reconsider what I did to get into this Chamber Match. Lisa Wren had worked hard too, but I worked smarter. I got her to put her spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber on the line and the next thing she knew, she was losing it to me and knowing that I ended up with her chance at the Universal Women’s Title-
Rebecca Blackwell: Yeah, because Kensi interfered in the match and cost her the spot that you ended up with, Serenity. Don’t go getting a big ego all because you benefitted from someone else’s drama that you had absolutely nothing to do with.
Serenity Valdez: Is this the kind of attitude you’re all going to have when it comes to me? That all I did was get lucky?!
(Serenity throws her head back, cackling into her microphone much to the apparent annoyance of all the other Chamber competitors.)
Serenity Valdez: If that’s how it’s going to be then it just proves to me and everyone else just how simpleminded you all are. You guys will say you saw me getting lucky, but I say that it was me taking advantage of the opportunity that I created for myself! I snatched that opportunity from Lisa without remorse and I would absolutely do it again. I’m not going to feel bad about what I did when, for me, it was all about getting into this match by any means necessary and doing what’s necessary in the Extreme Elimination Chamber is exactly what I’m going to do now because that’s what the match is all about, that’s what this calls for – and I’m clearly ready to deliver.
Holly Arrow: One fluke win over Lisa Wren of all people, and suddenly Serenity thinks she’s the dark horse we all need to watch out for – get real! I don’t know if you know this, Serenity, but that’s hardly something you should be running around here bragging about. Lisa Wren wallows in her own perpetual anger with an ego she doesn’t deserve for no reason other than to put blame on others where she fails while they succeed. You already lost to Ximena, and if you win tonight over Kristen Myers, it’s still not going to change anyone’s opinion because it’s not like she’s proven herself as a credible threat much like yourself; you might need to rethink whatever gameplan you have for anything else you’re going to say before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
Serenity Valdez: Is there a reason why Ms. Extreme’s free defense from a few months ago is speaking to me right now, as if her words are going to hold any significance other than ‘I’m gonna try, like, so much harder to win than the last time Ms. Extreme beat me’? Because the fact is, Holly, I know that people aren’t betting on me to win and I can understand their reasoning for that, not even because I lost to Ximena – but what it’s going to come down to is how I take advantage of every chance to make sure people walk away from this remembering my name and how I proved to be the highlight as I become the new Universal Women’s Champion!
(Serenity nods her head as she points to the Championships that Ms. Extreme has sitting up in her lap, and everyone else can’t help but roll their eyes.)
Ayu Megumi: In a way, I can relate to Serenity being someone that not too many people are going to look at as a clear winner of this match-
Serenity Valdez: Don’t you ever compare yourself to me :wtf:
Ayu Megumi: It’s not even really about you, Serenity, so why don’t you calm down? Because my point is that the way I look at this match is that I see everyone having the same chance. No one can say for sure what’s going to happen – who’s going to get eliminated first, who could end up walking away as the new Universal Women’s Champion, and things like that – but having to give people that kind of answer by just saying it the most and having an ego about it isn’t how I plan to do that. My actions are going to end up doing the talking for me because what I can tell everyone right now is that I’m going to go out there knowing that I’m going to do my best, give it everything that I’ve got, and not hold back to show that even what people might’ve thought to be one of the most unlikely things could happen.
Ms. Extreme: And didn’t I tell you that “trying” is all you’re going to do, especially with an attitude like that, Ayu? Because between you and Serenity, people look at the two of you and the only thing they’re placing bets on when it comes to either of you is which one of you is getting eliminated first in the match-
Ayu Megumi: And that’s supposed to do what, Ms. Extreme? Am I supposed to be intimidated or scared? Worried? The only thing I feel when it comes to the Extreme Elimination Chamber is ready – ready to prove that I can do things my way and with my style to not only fight with the best but beat the best also, and I’m confident in that. All of you are going to say things about me and each other to drag everyone down to make yourselves seem better all week when the week of Road to Redemption comes, but things getting mentioned like my losing streak or my missed opportunities aren’t going to make me feel like I can’t do this. If that were the case, I wouldn’t keep trying, but I’m still here putting in the work and stepping up every time I get the chance because I know my time is coming. I’ve had some big challenges to help prepare me for something as big as this Universal Women’s Title opportunity and I know that I can be on that level, if I haven’t proven that already. I’ve got no fear, no doubt about what it’s going to take to succeed and what’s really stopping me from working even harder to achieve that? I’m ready to fight everyone in this match, no matter who any of you are or what any of you have accomplished.
Rebecca Blackwell: You think your time is coming? Well, guess what, Ayu: you thought wrong.
(Ayu shakes her head, partly annoyed as everyone else is caught off guard by Rebecca speaking up but she’s certainly got their attention now.)
Rebecca Blackwell: Don’t act all surprised, Ayu, because you had to know this was coming. I couldn’t just sit here and listen to you go on and on talking about how “we’ve all got the same chance” because the truth is, we just don’t. We all don’t have the same chance and to even come in with that kind of attitude is just insane because that’s not going to win Championships, that attitude isn’t going to reap in the accolades – all it’s going to do is get you more losses.
Ms. Extreme: Like your attitude is any better? You took on Kassidy Heart and think that you gave her some kind of real challenge, Rebecca, when you didn’t do shit – same thing that could be said for Voltage this past week before I put a stop to whatever you and Holly thought you were doing with your match, but no need to thank me, everyone, it was the least I could do!
Rebecca Blackwell: You can say what want, Ms. Extreme, but I know that I bring my best every damn time and to think otherwise is going to be your downfall if you want to underestimate me. I’m going to do nothing but thrive in something like the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the Vixen of Ultraviolence when I’m coming for blood, and you better believe that I’m coming to prove that a World Championship is something I can obtain this early in my career over someone like you.
Serenity Valdez: “Vixen of Ultraviolence”? What a lame-ass nickname. It’s gonna be funny as fuck when you’re nowhere even close to making to the end of the Chamber.
Ayu Megumi: Like I said, I’m not going to say things about when I think people will get eliminated – but I will say that violent threats are promises about what any of you are going to do to me or anyone aren’t going to throw me off, either. Make all the threats you want, Rebecca, but I’m not going to be intimidated.
Rebecca Blackwell: First off, Serenity, when you get eliminated no one’s going to notice that you’re even gone – the match will still be going on LONG after you’ve been put out the match. And you think I want you intimidated, Ayu? What I want is for you to put up a fucking fight and bring everything you’ve got because when I’m showcasing exactly why I can put on a classic like I plan to with everything that I could bring to the Chamber, I want everyone at their best so that they’ve got no excuses when I’m eliminating your asses. If you can’t do that, then like I told you over social media this week, stick to sunshine, rainbows and stupid smiles because you won’t stand a chance against me in the Chamber.
(Rebecca looks to the two of them with nothing but sincere determination on her face, and while Ayu still appears frustrated that Rebecca would think to underestimate what kind of fight she could bring, Serenity looks amused. And letting their amusement be known is Holly Arrow, chuckling into her microphone which causes Rebecca to turn her head in Holly’s direction.)
Rebecca Blackwell: Is there something funny? Last I checked, I wasn’t out here telling jokes.
Holly Arrow: Oh, no, it’s nothing.
Rebecca Blackwell: Fucking say it.
Holly Arrow: No, no – it’s just- it’s nothing.
Rebecca Blackwell: We’ve got all night, Holly.
Ms. Extreme: Speak for yourself, I’m trying to get the hell out of here.
Holly Arrow: I just- it’s just so funny to me that you can honestly come out here and talk all this crap about how you want people to bring their best, bring a fight, when to “be at your best” you weren’t anything close to being at World Championship-level when you faced off against Kassidy Heart. I said it before and I’ll say it again, you ultimately ended up in the position of being used to make Kassidy look good, and it was nothing more than that and that’s all it was EVER going to be. You had the chance to truly put on a showing worth bringing attention to, but all you did was disappoint just like you do every time you open your mouth to make your stupid arugments. You weren’t ready for Kassidy and you’re not going to be ready for the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
Rebecca Blackwell: And, what, you think you’re ready for Ms. Extreme after you failed against her already?
(Ms. Extreme crosses her legs and leans back in her chair, looking at Holly expecting an answer. If there’s anything Ms. Extreme seems to be enjoying about any this, it appears to be everyone arguing over who they think stands the best chance at winning.)
Holly Arrow: Because I’m not the one who’s going on telling everyone that they’re not facing the old me like you do, despite all your losses, whereas I actually do something about it to show the strides I’m making. You try to claim you’ve got some improvement going for you but no one’s seeing it, no one’s thinking that Rebecca Blackwell has improved so much in so little time that she’s one of the strongest contenders for the Universal Women’s Title or any World Championship. The only thing you’ve got over someone like Serenity is time in EAW but you’ve got about as much claim to the Universal Women’s Championship as her as far as everyone else is concerned; you’ve both got this unwarranted habit of talking yourselves up like you’ve proven yourselves worthy of it. I mean, another girl calling her a Queen but putting a Spanish spin on it as if that’ll make it unique? How original. 🙄 At least Ayu knows to keep words soft and sweet to protect herself from truly getting her feelings hurt when she loses, because she’s realistic enough to know she’s probably not going to last to the end of the match.
Serenity Valdez: Go chase that damn dog like you were doing on Voltage and shut the hell up. I’m a queen for making moves and my next one would put you the hell out; see if you make it to the Chamber then. Because from the way it sounds, I’d be doing everyone in this match a favor and give all my loyal subjects the assurance they were looking for in knowing that the greatest women’s wrestler of all time was just that much closer to winning a World Championship this early in my EAW career.
Holly Arrow: The greatest women’s wrestler of all time :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serenity Valdez: If there’s something funny, get up and say it to my face!
(Serenity doesn’t take kindly to Holly laughing at her and Serenity stands up from her chair, beckoning her over but Holly remains seated and remains laughing, only getting more obnoxious as she sees Serenity’s irritated with her. StarrStan quickly moves over to his Dynasty Elitist and quickly calms her down, convincing her to save it for the Chamber and to simply have a seat for now.)
StarrStan: Let’s try to keep this civil, okay? And not try to do anything that’ll start a fight, please!
Holly Arrow: I didn’t do anything!
Ms. Extreme: I don’t know, a fight might actually save this whole thing and make it interesting.
StarrStan: How about we don’t do that, Camille. 🙂 Uhhhhh- Ximena! You haven’t said anything yet, how about we get your thoughts on the Extreme Elimination Chamber?
(StarrStan clearly doesn’t want the idea of a fight breaking out to last long in the minds of anyone and directs everyone’s attention to Ximena, who in fact hasn’t said anything since coming out. Frankly, she looks irritated and annoyed, casting a glare at all the women who look at her. She raises her microphone and speaks, not sounding at all enthused but much more exasperated.)
Ximena Velasquez: You want to know what I think? What I think is that this whole little thing you put together was unnecessary and pointless, because for all that I could say about the Chamber, I’d be much better off just showing everyone. The entire time that all of these annoying little girls have been going on and on about who’s got a right to what, who’s a queen or not, who’s proven themselves the most or whatever – I’ve been thinking about how I can’t wait to shut them all up once the match comes. The longer that they’ve all gone on, the more I can’t help but think that they’d all be better off nowhere near me in the Chamber, because to put me in an Extreme Elimination Chamber with a weapon of my choice? You might as well ring the bell and hand me that Universal Women’s Title that Camille’s been fortunate to still be holding.
(Ms. Extreme scoffs, amused as she looks across at Ximena, who only glares back at her.)
Ximena Velasquez: That smug look on your face is what I’m going to wipe right off with the bottom of my boot, because as far as I’m concerned, me and you have unfinished business. I’m not going to stop until that Universal Women’s Title is mine and every one of you needs to that for your own safety, because I’m dead set on redeeming myself for what happened at Territorial Invasion. It may not have been my time then but this is the kind of match where I know I can unleash La Diosa on everyone to make everyone see that I’m absolutely going to be a World Champion in EAW. Just wait and see what type of damage I do.
Ms. Extreme: Everyone was waiting at Territorial Invasion and they’ve been waiting ever since; just because you got rid of your sidekick doesn’t change anything in my eyes.
Ximena Velasquez: How could you even find the time to pay attention when you’re too busy kissing Drake King?
Ms. Extreme: Why don’t you mind your own business?
Ximena Velasquez: That Universal Women’s Championship IS my business, Ms. Extreme, and come Road to Redemption after I’m finished running through every last one of you, it’ll finally be fine. I’m not playing games and you better get that through your heads real quick, especially you, Camille, because I don’t give a damn what the hell else any of you have going on or what other concerns you’ve got outside of the title – that Championship is mine for the taking.
Ayu Megumi: But you’re not going to just run right through me or anyone else, Ximena, because I know I’m better than just being someone else’s stepping stone and letting someone else make an example out of me. I meant everything I’ve said about the Chamber and how I’ll put up a fight, that I’m not going to make it easy for anyone with how I’m going to make sure that everyone sees how much this means to me. There’s been nothing stopping me from doing my best and not one of you can stop me from doing something like that now – no matter how big you might be and no matter how conniving or smart anyone else thinks they are.
Serenity Valdez: Give it a rest already. 🙄
Ayu Megumi: No, because I’ll never back down and you’re going to know what that’s going to mean inside the Chamber when I’m giving you the fight of your life, Serenity. Ximena has her strength, you think you’re the smartest – but sometimes the strongest fight comes from who wants it more and I know that can be me with everything that I’ve got to give.
Rebecca Blackwell: I don’t think you’ve got it in you to be the version of you that it would take to be the kind of the threat that’s going to be necessary to survive in this, Ayu.
Holly Arrow: Because you’ve proven that you do?! :mjlol:!!!!! The only person in this match who’s got any experience in an Extreme Elimination Chamber is the Universal Women’s Champion herself… but then there’s me, who people wanted to say could never get as close as I did to a Universal Women’s Championship match and that I wouldn’t be in the conversation, but here I am. I’m constantly throwing the crap people wanted to say about me right back in their faces, and I’ve done it time and time again. I know I’ve proven people wrong and I’m ready to keep doing that, no matter how mad it makes them because it’s actually another good thing that comes out of it – and I know it won’t be entirely easy because I do see some competition here, some actual threats, but then there are those who got into this match because of someone else’s incompetence. I can’t say I care for those but whatever hurdles you all want to make yourselves out to be, I’m absolutely going to do whatever it is I’ll have to to clear you.
(Holly’s comment about people only getting into the match without having earned it sparks arguments, while Ximena sits back shaking her head with an annoyed expression and Ms. Extreme just looks to StarrStan who looks weary. Ms. Extreme stands up from her chair, knocking it backward so that it falls over to the mat and that gets everyone’s attention as she raises her mic.)
Ms. Extreme: Alright, I think I heard enough out of all of you to know that this arguing shit isn’t going to do any of you any good and it’s only going to waste more of everyone’s time, so let me run it down you all nice and easy. You’re all out here arguing over each other about who deserves to be in the match and who doesn’t, who’s proven themselves worthy and who hasn’t, but there’s one person in all of this that none of you have convinced from the moment that everyone walked out here: me. I hear everyone arguing when what you all should be doing is making a case to me about why I should take any of you seriously after I’ve beaten practically everyone in this match as it is, but you’re all too worried about proving yourselves to each other. I’m the one on top, I’m the one that you all need to be worried about because I’ve got a grip on this Championship that none of you have proven yourselves to be capable of prying off – and inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber, it’ll be the same story.
Ms. Extreme: I’m not there to play nice, I’m not there to make friends, I’m not there to be allies with anyone – I’m there to put you all down on the mat and send you all packing one way or another. I can tell you right now that you all know for a fact that I’m the toughest bitch not just in this match but in EAW, and for every one of you that’s followed along know that I’m an even meaner cunt when I get my hands on a weapon. That’s why you can run around here with the cute little Ultraviolent nickname, Rebecca, or you can think you actually did something special by outsmarting someone like Lisa Wren, Serenity, but you’ve got no idea what it really takes to make it. You’re just like the others: unproven, not ready, nowhere near the level that it’s going to take to be on top like I have. You don’t have the experience, you don’t have the mindset, you don’t have the talent that I do and I’m not afraid to say that. I look around this ring and I don’t see the challenge, I don’t see the competition that’s supposed to be living up to the hype that you’re all trying to make this out to be or what anyone else wants to make it out as. I look at every one of you and all I see is another match, another day at the office, another match to win like I always do – and adding people to it isn’t going to change that.
(Ms. Extreme shakes her head as she looks at the competition, she comes upon Ayu, Holly, and Ximena and laughs as she looks to StarrStan before looking back to the women.)
Ms. Extreme: I’m on the road to becoming the longest-reigning Universal Women’s Champion of all time and I don’t see someone in this match who’s going to stand in the way of me breaking that record. I don’t see anyone who’s going to strike me down before I can achieve that, and for some of you, you already know it’s just not happening. But don’t let that discourage you, because if you went out of your way tonight to convince yourselves that you stand a chance in the Chamber then I fully expect you to try to do something even if you know deep down that I’ll have your number. Try to put up a fight, try to stop me if not for only to keep me from running roughshod over all your asses and making the beating a whole lot worse, because I’d send every one of you out of this on a stretcher if that’s what it meant. I didn’t work this hard or come this far just to lose to any of you – women that I’ve beaten, women that would get beat by me if I haven’t beaten you already, women that wouldn’t have nearly the same kind of impact with this Championship that I currently do – because this is my time to be on top and it’s far from being over. If all of you are apparently the best women that this company has to offer right now, everyone’s going to see that not one of you could measure up against the greatest, and that’s why it’s going to be no surprise whatsoever when they’re seeing my retain in the Chamber as the first woman to successfully walk in and out of it still the Universal Women’s Champion.
(Ms. Extreme continues walking back and forth between the line of chairs, everyone listening on.)
Ms. Extreme: But at least you’ll all know that you got to be a part of history, that you got to stand in the Chamber with the greatest Universal Women’s Champion of all time as I put in the work to keep reigning and break the record, and for some of you, that’s going to be as close as you ever get in competing against me. I’m not letting this go-
Stew-O: XIMENA JUST GOT UP AND PUNCHED THE HELL OUT OF MS. EXTREME! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN AND XIMENA’S ON HER, SWINGING DOWN AS MS. EXTREME TRIES TO FIGHT HER OFF FROM ON THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: AND REBECCA JUST TACKLED HOLLY, KNOCKING HOLLY’S CHAIR BACKWARD! THE TWO OF THEM GO TO THE MAT AS HOLLY PUNCHES AWAY AT HOLLY, FALLING OVER THE CHAIR AND TRYING TO STAY IN CONTROL! HOLLY ROLLS THEM OVER AND NOW HOLLY’S ON TOP AS SHE PUNCHES AT REBECCA, THE TWO OF THEM ARE GOING AT IT!
Jake Mercer: Ayu stands up as StarrStan tries to control the situation and she goes over to try to help- SERENITY SHOVES AYU FROM BEHIND AND AYU STUMBLES OVER INTO XIMENA! OH GOD! Ximena looks up at Ayu who’s got her back to Ximena, Ayu busy arguing with Serenity for pushing her, and now Ximena comes off of Ms. Extreme AND LAYS OUT BOTH AYU AND SERENITY WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! NO! SERENITY DUCKS AND THERE’S A CLUBBING BLOW OVER XIMENA’S BACK, BUT XIMENA DOESN’T EVEN FLINCH! XIMENA KICKS SERENITY IN THE GUT AND LIFTS HER OVERHEAD IN A MILITARY PRESS! MS. EXTREME GETTING UP TO HER FEET AND XIMENA THROWS SERENITY AT HER!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS AND SERENITY CRASHES TO THE MAT! MS. EXTREME CHARGES WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO XIMENA AND SHE GETS HER AGAINST THE ROPES, PUNCHING AND KICKING AWAY ON THE POWERHOUSE! HOLLY GETS REBECCA UP ON THEIR SIDE OF THE RING AND SHE GETS HER INTO THE CORNER, STRIKING REPEATEDLY ON REBECCA AFTER RAMMING HER FACE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE; THIS IS CHAOS! HOLLY ISN’T HOLDING BACK AS SHE PUNCHES THE HELL OUT OF REBECCA- BLACKWELL KICKS HER AWAY! REBECCA SPEARS HER TO THE MAT- NO! HOLLY USES THE MOMENTUM TO FLIP HER OVER AND THEY RACE TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET, MEETING EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING READY TO TRADE BLOWS!
Flannery McCoy: SERENITY’S BACK IN THE FRAY, GOING AFTER XIMENA BUT MS. EXTREME WANTS HER TO HERSELF! MS. EXTREME PUSHES SERENITY AWAY BUT NOW SERENITY PULLS HER AWAY FROM XIMENA AND THE TWO OF THEM START GOING AT IT! MS. EXTREME GETTING THE BETTER OF SERENITY UNTIL SERENITY DESPERATELY RAKES THE EYES AND GOES FOR MS. EXTREME, ONLY FOR XIMENA TO HIT HER WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! AND NOW SHE’S GOT A BIG BOOT FOR MS. EXTREME! ALL FIVE WOMEN ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS XIMENA GETS MS. EXTREME UP-
Jake Mercer: AYU FLIES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND TAKES DOWN ALL OF THE CHAMBER PARTICIPANTS! A DIVING CROSSBODY FROM AYU MEGUMI TAKES THEM ALL DOWN!! STARRSTAN IS CALLING FOR SECURITY TO COME AND GET A HANDLE ON THIS AS ALL OF THE WOMEN BEGIN TO STIR ON THE MAT!
(StarrStan is pleading with all of them to stop but as soon as Rebecca is up on her knees, Ayu is swinging on her and they’re trading blows! Holly is groggily getting herself up when Serenity kicks her in the side of the head while lying on the mat, and Holly throws herself down onto Serenity to start hammering away at her! Ms. Extreme and Ximena are back up as well, fighting as the ones that the brawl initially started with and there’s clearly no love lost between these two after their Territorial Invasion encounter!)
Stew-O: FINALLY! HERE COMES SECURITY TO GET THESE WOMEN UNDER CONTROL! STARRSTAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO HAVE A GODDAMN PANIC ATTACK!
(StarrStan has his hands on his head, frantically pacing around as he tries to shout and direct traffic but it’s still quite too much for the security to handle on their own! Holly shoves an official away as she leaps at Rebecca in the corner until two officials pull her away, but Rebecca sees the chance to try to leap at Holly in a furious fit of anger and ends up taking them down as well! Both women scrambling over the bodies to go after each other!)
Flannery McCoy: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING?! THIS IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL!!
Jake Mercer: SERENITY AND AYU END UP FALLING OUT OVER THE ROPES AND THEY CRASH TO THE GROUND, AND OUT ON THE APRON WE’VE GOT MS. EXTREME AND XIMENA SLUGGING IT OUT! XIMENA CLUBBING MS. EXTREME OVER THE HEAD BEFORE MS. EXTREME HITS A BODY SHOT THAT DOUBLES XIMENA OVER, AND NOW MS. EXTREME HOOKS HER UP WITH HER ARM AROUND XIMENA’S HEAD-
Stew-O: REBECCA SHOVES HOLLY INTO MS. EXTREME AND XIMENA AND THE TWO OF THEM GET KNOCKED OFF THE APRON! THEY FALL DOWN AT RINGSIDE WITH SERENITY AND AYU! MS. EXTREME ANGRILY GETS TO HER FEET AND GOES TO THE RING, GRABBING HOLLY’S ANKLES AND YANKING HER TO THE MAT FROM THE OUTSIDE CAUSING REBECCA TO MISS WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A HUGE SHOT TO THE FACE! MS. EXTREME PULLS HOLLY OUT AT RINGSIDE AND REPEATEDLY SLAMS HER FACE OFF THE APRON, UNTIL SERENITY TACKLES MS. EXTREME TO THE GROUND! SERENITY AND MS. EXTREME FIGHTING ON THE GROUND NOW!
Flannery McCoy: HOLLY AND AYU ARE ON THE OUTSIDE GOING AT IT AFTER AYU GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE BETWEEN HOLLY AND REBECCA, AND XIMENA IS TRADING SHOTS WITH REBECCA! EVERYONE’S UP ON THEIR FEET AND FIGHTING AT RINGSIDE, AND STARRSTAN IS IN THE RING SHOUTING LIKE A MADMAN FOR HIS SECURITY TO GET ON THE SITUATION THAT’S UNFOLDING! THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION IF THIS GOES ON!
(Fortunately, that won’t be the case as seemingly triple the amount of security comes hustling out to round up the Universal Women’s Championship Match participants! Everyone tries to get in a last few hits but none of them are satisfied as they’re clearly far from finished with how they keep trying to escape from the officials that have any of them held back and in no position to escape, leaving them all to a screaming match as StarrStan looks like he’s never been more stressed out. Officials start taking the women one by one up the ramp, all of them still trying to get away so that they can go after any of the women that they were just brawling with but it’s no use as they’ve got them in secure positions to be escorted out. As shouting continues to be heard from all six women, the scene fades out.)
(A commercial is shown for Road To Redemption 15! Live from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the arena where immediately, the sounds of ‘Shock The World’ by Lloyd Banks begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to an absolutely thunderous roar of applause as a result knowing exactly who it is. The crowd continues to show their support upon seeing Ronn Banks make his way out to the stage. He has a smile on his face while he scans around at the EAW Universe that are in attendance live from Cleveland, Ohio before he begins to clap his hands together and hype them up. He takes a few laps around the stage, letting the moment soak in for him before he looks towards the ring. He then raises his hands signaling for the crowd to get up to their feet before he begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… RONN BANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the man of the hour, who made an emphatic return to an EAW ring just last week to confront Andre Walker and affirmably answer his prayers for a proper challenge. Banks made one hell of a statement calling for Solomon Stane to attack him from behind in hopes of teaching him a lesson, and now, I think Banks looks to teach Andre another.
Flannery McCoy: Banks told him specifically that everyone has something to learn, and while Andre has said that he’s not the type of person to do that, Banks has been adamant on proving him otherwise. It’ll inevitably lead to the Christmas show that will be taking place in Australia, where all of it is put to the test.
Jake Mercer: A battle of the best of the best, a dream match that nobody has seen before… EXCEPT, if you’re Jake Mercer. Because I’ve scavenged through the darkest depths to find an instance where Ronn Banks and Andre Walker were priorly interacting with one another, AND I HAVE! Because I have footage of the two of them meeting backstage, and BANKS PATTING HIM ON THE BACK!
Flannery McCoy: You’re really something Jake…
(Banks then begins to make his way up the steel steps, making his way onto the apron before he spreads his arms out looking at the sea of people that continue to chant his name in a beautiful chorus. He then jumps right into the ring and takes a lap around the ring, riling himself and the crowd up before he then makes his way towards the edge of the ring and takes a microphone from the Timekeeper’s area. ‘Shock The World’ then begins to come to a close while Banks begins to make his way towards the center of the ring, microphone in his hand before he begins to speak.)
Ronn Banks: Wow, what a reception. I could spend all day thanking the EAW Universe for everything you’ve done and thank you for being the catalyst that has made this company what it truly is and that being the epitome of the industry, but I have more important matters to tend to. Of course, last week I came out and I answered the cries of one Andre Walker. Someone who was on his knees, begging for a proper challenge here on the Dynasty brand, on the verge of tears… It’s up to interpretation whether I’m exaggerating or not. And I have a lot of people scratching their heads, asking why in the world would I do that? Andre Walker is one of the best on the brand! You’ll be eaten alive!!! But the thing is, I’m not really buying what he’s selling in that regard. This whole “quintessential” belief that he is above everyone else and bar none, it’s a jaded notion and it’s almost never true in these parts.
Ronn Banks: Which is why I told him that he needs to learn for himself, no matter if he believes that there are more lessons to learn or not. That Andre Walker is good, but he can be better if he just takes the time to sit down and hear me out. That was proven when I ruffled his feathers a little last week and had Solomon Stane, great dude by the way, come out and attack him from behind in hopes of granting him his first lesson of many for the coming weeks. And now, I look to continue that trend this week, because admittingly, there’s not much time left till I have to give him the asskicking of a lifetime in Australia. So please, by all means Andre, you can come out now. Be angry all you want, you’ll get my gist sooner rather than later-
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D then begins to interrupt Banks’ as it blares through the arena to the loud boos that resonate from the crowd in response. Andre Walker is then seen making his way out from the backstage area and towards the stage with the Interwire Championship resting on his shoulder, followed by Albert Hitchman who comes out with a cold look on his face along with a microphone gripped in his hand. Both of them stand at the center of the stage for a moment, conversing with one another while their gaze catches Banks in the ring every so often. It’s then that both of them continue to make their way down the ramp slowly, with ‘Rockstar’ fading out and Albert holding the microphone up to his mouth while both of them approach the ring.)
Albert Hitchman: You have got a lot of nerve, a lot considering who you’re trying to question. I don’t think you’ve kept yourself informed long enough to know that though, so I’ll give you the introduction that you direly need. What you’re seeing before you, is a top-of-the-line specimen. One that is one of the best athletes that not just Elite Answers Wrestling has to offer, but the entirety of this sport-
Ronn Banks: I’m sorry to interrupt you pal, but I’d rather hear that from the man himself and not a secondary source. I appreciate your eagerness to unbuckle his pants and speak for him, but this is a man to man talk and I don’t really want any sort of outside interference.
Albert Hitchman: Well unfortunately for you Ronn, this is the best that you’re going to get. Because Andre Walker doesn’t want to waste his breath on someone like you, someone as minuscule and non prevalent in the whole grand scheme of things like yourself. You are simply not worth his time, because you run the same old tired, repeated notions as anyone else would. You don’t like him, so you try and bring him down to size. But the unfortunate truth about the whole thing is that it’s just not going to happen. Which is why I said that you know so little, because this is something that has happened in the past. Andre shutting down each and every roadblock that has stood in his way with the utmost efficiency and ease. Don’t think you’re going to be such an exception to that. But before we can deep dive ourselves into this and tell you your fate at hand, I’d like to pose one question towards you Ronn… why are you back?
(From there, Andre and Albert both begin to make their way into the ring. With Andre jumping up onto the apron while Albert steps up the steel steps and enters into the ring. Banks, despite the obvious roadblocks in his way, is completely calm and ever so slightly arrogant while he looks at the two of them. From Albert’s mouth, escapes a sigh, while he continues to speak.)
Albert Hitchman: You’ve already had your moment, you already had your time in the sun… why aren’t you satisfied? Is it an irresistible lust for high class stardom that has always run in your head repeatedly, one that is inescapable for someone like yourself. Back in 2018 you vowed to leave, you vowed to retire and walk away into the sunset. You sold your stake with the company and left, in hopes that it would be a fairytale ending for you so you could take care of your family and live the life that you always wanted to live. Now what happened? You decided to come back, riding off of the nostalgia fumes of yesteryear, and breaking a promise that you tried so hard to keep for three years. Why is that? It’s because if the spotlight is deviated from Ronald Banks long enough, it eats him alive. It tears him apart because that, this business, it’s his serotonin. The serotonin that he tried so hard to escape, but just like a drug, he comes right back to. There is no need for you to come back here and so desperately try and steal the spotlight from people who are most definitely more deserving of one than yourself. It’s time to move over, so Andre can usher in a new era for EAW, one without you. Do so, or he’s going to have to forcefully put you down.
(Albert brings his microphone down while Banks just stands there, nodding his head slowly while looking towards Albert. He approaches him and opens his mouth looking to speak, before he closes it and veers his attention towards Banks. Albert looks in shock while Banks continues to nod his head before speaking at a stoic and completely silent Andre Walker.)
Ronn Banks: You think I want to face you because I don’t like you? Don’t humor me Andre, the answer is quite in fact the opposite. I respect you Andre, more than I do with a lot of other people in the back. Ever since I started catching up with the product I’ve kept quite a keen eye on you, and I’ve seen how far you’ve grown since you signed with EAW in the first place. You’ve got a helluva lot of potential along with a limitless ceiling that will send your career to new heights. But the deal with all of those qualities that you possess, is that it’s left untapped due to your own doing. For months now you have been wreaking havoc on this entire Dynasty brand with the belief that you are invincible. An undeniable god-complex that has made you look down at everyone else without a sense of rationality or any means of logistical thinking. That spawns a problem in your career, one that will lead to an inevitable downfall and ultimately plummet right back down to the bottom. You need to know how it feels to feel pain, you need someone to bring you back down to Earth and understand a brutal and unforgiving reality so then… and only then… can you reach the cusp of true immortality. There will never be another person that is better than me to determine that. I’ve seen it all, and I’ve been through it all, so take it from me, you’re going to need to take in this gospel that I’m preaching and understand it thoroughly. Someone needs to humble you Andre, and I’d be glad to do that. So as for my second lesson, Andre… oh yeah, behind you.
(Andre quickly turns his head around to look at the stage, sensing that trouble is afoot after Banks had said that. But the only thing that comes after it, isn’t an onslaught just like last week thanks to Solomon Stane, but a snicker that is heard coming from Banks on the microphone. It’s clear that Andre is on high alert and the last thing that he wants to do is be caught by surprise and humiliated once more by his Road To Redemption challenger, so to see Banks fuck around with him like that just absolutely boils his blood.)
Ronn Banks: Always know your own worth. Because you besmirch all the people on this roster when you, my friend, were in the same position once upon a time. A timid rookie with shaky hands hesitant to sign on the dotted line because you didn’t know if you had what it took, now look at you. Despite what you may think, you are in no position to criticize or ridicule the others around you. Believe what you want to believe Andre, but you’ll soon realize that just like every single time before, that I was right. So you can keep being a mute, letting your lackey speak for you and say your every word because you don’t have the balls to go up against me on the microphone. Take my advice, or you’ll learn what happens if you don’t, just like everyone else.
(‘Shock The World’ once again begins to play up to the loud cheers of the crowd while Banks raises his microphone up and drops it down to the ground with a bright smirk on his face. He then begins to move past Andre and make his way out of the ring, having said all that he needed to say towards the face of the Interwire Champion. Meanwhile, inside of the ring Andre is seen reaching out his hand, looking to do something and approach him but Albert simply holds out his hand. He mouths some words towards him which are distinctive in which he says, “Save it for the match.” in which Andre looks towards him. A scowl approaches on his face before he looks towards Banks, an absolutely livid expression on his face in the process. Banks then turns his head, looking at the two of them once more before he finally begins to disappear through the backstage area. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular with the returning Ronn Banks going up against the Interwire Champion, Andre Walker.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Flying On My Own” by Celine Dixon would begin to blast through the speakers, as the crowd would explode with cheers. Kristen Myers would then run onto the stage, making her way down towards the ring, while high fiving everyone in attendance.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM AURORA, COLORADO…WEIGHTING IN AT 95 POUNDS…SHE IS THE “AERIAL ARCHITECT”…KRISTENNNNNNNNN MYERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Kirsten Myers! Recently since she has returned, she hasn’t had the best luck, but now she looks to turn that all around with a win over Serenity Valdez!
Flannery McCoy: Let’s see if Kristen can get that well needed win here tonight!
(Then, “Dolla Sign Slime” would begin to play throughout the arena, as all the cheers immediately get overwhelmed by boos, as Serenity Valdez would walk out, not paying attention to anyone but Kristen Myers inside the ring as she walks down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM TIJUANA MEXICO…WEIGHING IN AT 126 POUNDS…SHE IS THE “SUCCESS FROM TIJUANA”….SERENITYYYYYYYYYYY VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND OUT COMES SERENITY VALDEZ! Serenity has had a hot start here in her EAW Career, getting her first PPV Match at RTR in the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for the Universal Women’s Championship!
Stew-O: But, it will be a tough task to get past Kristen Myers here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Oh, I think she will be able to pull through! I have heard that in Tijuana Mexico, she had to fight off a lot of Jack Rabbits and Lizards for a living! I bet she will win this Match easy!
Stew-O: :comeagain: Please, quiet.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: AND THE MATCH HAS BEGUN. THE AERIAL ARCHITECT VERSUS THE SUCCESS FROM TIJUANA.
Jake Mercer: JWDNODWKOKMDOWKMLDW AND THE MATCH HAS BEGUN! Ahem..I mean.. Look, both of these women are already locking up in the middle of the ring trying to scratch for the upper hand early on- And Serenity Valdez transitions into a wrist lock, just wrenching at Kristen Myers’s arm and shoulder. BUT KRISTEN MYERS is able to twist herself out of it, and applies a wrist lock of her own.
Stew-O: And Serenity Valdez is trying to whip Kristen Myers into the ropes, but she’s holding her ground for now, that wrist lock still in tight- AND A FOREARM STRIKE to the side of Krsiten Myers’s head, that’s definitely going to turn some momentum over. Now Serenity Valdez rebounds off of the ropes and hits ANOTHER strike to the back of Kristen Myers’s head.
Flannery McCoy: Kristen Myers isn’t going to go down that quickly this early on as she easily catches her balance for the time being. But Serenity Valdez is back on the attack, throwing The Aerial Architect into the corner, LAYING IN HUGE kicks to the abdomen. And Serenity Valdez is forced to stop at a count of four.
Jake Mercer: Bright future for The Success From Tijuana, using the full potential of the ref’s count, and she grabs the hair of Kristen Myers, dragging her to the middle of the ring, yet Kristen Myers is still on her feet- AND SHE GETS CAUGHT WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI.
Stew-O: AND NOW Kristen Myers is at her knees, struggling to keep up with Serenity Valdez, WHO JUST SLAPS HER. How disrespectful.
Jake Mercer: It may be disrespectful but it was obviously the right choice, as Kristen Myers is completely stunned and GETS CAUGHT with a dropkick to the back of the head- And Serenity Valdez falls into a cover.
ONE!!…
TW-
Flannery McCoy: And it isn’t nearly enough, as she powers out of the cover. Serenity Valdez looks to put in more damage now as she has Kristen Myers in position for a fisherman’s suplex.. AND SHE GETS HER UP IN THE AIR.
Stew-O: The power of Serenity Valdez is incredible as she holds Kristen Myers in the air- OH, but she gets caught in the head with a knee. AND ANOTHER Kristen Myers trying to fight it with all she can, and Serenity Valdez is forced to let go.
Jake Mercer: And Serenity Valdez turns around and is met with a HEADSCISSORS that sends her right through the middle rope, and just like that, the momentum swaps sides..
Stew-O: BUT KRISTEN MYERS ISN’T DONE AS SHE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS A CROSSBODY TO SERENITY VALDEZ, WHO BOUNCES STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE.
Flamnercy McCoy: Amazing offense from this athlete, she took the high risk and received that high reward. And she roles Serenity Valdez back into the ring, yanking on her hair with serious concentration now.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, she’s doin’ okay for herself right now; Just eyeing Serenity Valdez from the ring apron- AND LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE. SPRINGBOARD BLOCKBUSTER. COVER.
ONE!!!…
TWO!!!!….
Stew-O: AND A KICKOUT. I think she’s doing more than okay for herself, Jake. Just a few more big moves like that and she’s guaranteed to walk out victorious.
Jake Mercer: Well I wouldn’t say that, Stew. Serenity Valdez can definitely find an opening, given the opportunity, and take action, turning this match back around to the way she wants it.
Flannery McCoy: Now Kristen Myers ascending to the second rope here as Serenity Valdez gets back to her feet, and Kristen Myers lands a DEVASTATING DROP KICK.
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez wisely rolling over towards the bottom ropes and out onto the ring apron, as she knows she’s in a vulnerable place.
Jake Mercer: AND THAT ISN’T GONNA STOP KRISTEN MYERS WHO HOPS OVER THE TOP ROPE, LANDING A DOUBLE STOMP TO SERENITY VALDEZ’S CHEST. SHE’S LAYING THERE LIFELESS.
Stew-O: WHAT A GREAT INNOVATIVE MOVE.
Flannery McCoy: And Kristen Myers rolls back into the ring, and drags Serenity Valdez into the center via her hair. COVER.
ONE!!!…
TWO!!!!….
TH-
Jake Mercer: AND SERENITY VALDEZ STAYS ALIVE YET AGAIN.
Stew-O: Kristen Myers needs to go for the finish whilst she can, or else this surge of power moves might be all for nothing.
Flannery McCoy: I agree with you there, Stew, and it looks like she might be doing just that – Pushing over Serenity Valdez closer to the corner over there.
Jake Mercer: And she stomps right on the skull of La Reina for good measure, and she goes through the ropes. I THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA SEE HERE.
Stew-O: Kristen Myers gets to the top AND GOES FOR HER FINISHING 630° SENTON BOMB- BUT NOBODY’S HOME. SERENITY VALDEZ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND NOW ROLES UP KRISTEN MYERS.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE-
Jake Mercer: NO. THAT ISN’T IT JUST YET.
Flannery McCoy: Both women stumble back up to their feet, AND SERENITY VALDEZ SUPERKICKS KRISTEN MYERS, RICOCHETING HER OFF OF THE CORNER- EL ULTIMO BAILE. THE RECOIL CONNECTS.
Jake Mercer: IT’S OVER.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE-
Stew-O: AND KRISTEN MYERS WONT STAY DOWN.
Flannery McCoy: Such resilience being showcased by these two. Serenity Valdez now picks Kristen Myers back up. I can only imagine what she’s looking to go for next.
Jake Mercer: BUT KRISTEN WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO HER JAW. SHE STILL HAS SOME FIGHT- Ohh, and a huge lift-up knee strike that sends her right back down.
Stew-O: Kristen Myers gets sent right back down to the mat below Serenity Valdez; Trying to use her to get back up, but The Success from Tijuana is having none of it and shoves The Aerial Architect’s face to the floor with a boot.
Flannery McCoy: Serenity Valdez takes a step away and rebounds off of the corner and hits a LEGDROP to the back of Kristen Myers’s skull.
Jake Mercer: Now she’s taunting the entire crowd around her. Oh It’s the beginning of the end.
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez knows what to do next. She’s preparing in the opposing corner of the ring.. AND SHE TAKES OFF.
Jake Mercer: HIT THE LIGHTS TO THE BACK OF KRISTEN MYERS HEAD- HOLY SHAKAKSOSJSJAHA, AND SHE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE PAD AS WELL.
Stew-O: AND SERENITY VALDEZ COVERS.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Dolla Sign Slime” would blast through the speakers, as Serenity would roll off Kristen, slowly getting up to her feet as she gets her hand rasied in victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, SERENITYYYYYYYYYYY VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WOW! WHAT A MATCH THIS WAS!
Stew-O: Short, yet sweet! Serenity gets well needed momenteum heading into the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption!
(Serenity would exit the ring, continuing to celebrate her victory as the camera cuts to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Universal Women’s Championship at Road To Redemption.)
( Friday Night Dynasty then comes back from commercial break, with Stephie Love standing at ringside with a smile on her face.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. XANDER PAYNE
( The arena goes dark and a spotlight shines in the center of the ring with Xander Payne sitting on a steel chair.)
Xander Payne: With Road To Redemption right around the corner, we are a week away from the annual Extreme Elimination Chamber match. You know, the six-man clusterfuck of the match that every single one of your cretins in attendance at home eat up as it is a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon. Don’t get me wrong; I fully understand why people become so excited and thrilled when they are nearing a match with such unforgiving and life-changing ramifications. Six people with their own personal choice of weapon, locked inside one structure, with wicked intentions to murder each other for the opportunity to be at the top of the proverbial mountain of this industry. That concept is exciting, even to me, because the average professional wrestler dreams and aspires to be caught in the wind of these high pressure situations. This is where most of us thrive. If the concept isn’t of intrigue to you, then there is something wrong with you. Come on! Seriously? Who wouldn’t be excited for this match? It is something exactly that each and everyone one of you would be on all hands on deck for and that makes sense. However, there is something about this year’s match that distinguishes it from the rest, and Ohio; it isn’t a good difference at all. Is it the fans? Is it you people? Is it what is cluttering my social stream feeds? More often than not, it is usually you people that rain down my parade, but this time, you actually aren’t the issue in this situation. I have been in two Extreme Elimination Chambers; one led me to my career-defining rivalry with Ryan Adams, and the other was a precursor to the birth of the World Heavyweight God. The Extreme Elimination Chamber will always have a petit place in my heart, but this year. There has been absolutely fuck all that has garnered any interest whatsoever in this match. You want to know why? Look at who is in this match. In the past two years, I stepped into that hellacious structure with the great company of Chris Elite, Ryan Adams, Jamie O’Hara, and Cammy. Those are four legends in their own right, so I want you to think of those people and compare them to the absolute nobodies in this match. I want you to juxtapose their careers because when you do exactly that, you learn that this is without a shadow of a doubt, one of the worst Extreme Elimination Chambers in recent memory. StarrStan did an abysmal job in trying to make this brand tolerable with Jeffery Rogers at the helm. So, with that being said. This match doesn’t excite me at all.
Xander Payne: Does that suggest that this match is going to be a walk in the park? I recognize that everyone in this match are charismatic black holes and don’t even come close to my pure wrestling abilities, but I also recognize that they are in a position in their careers where they are more hungry than ever for a taste of that sweet nectar championship gold. It is going to be far from effortless or easy when you factor that they are a bunch of desperate lost souls, but that doesn’t mean it is going to be difficult. That doesn’t mean that all of these castaways are going to give me the fight of my life. If you even think that any of these people but Jeffery Rogers have the potential to outlast me in that chamber, then that is a bunch of malarkey. They are going to try, oh they will. They are going to try to back up their nonsensical jargon, only to realize that their toughest and baddest attempts at my life won’t even phase me at the slightest. Terry Chambers? He isn’t even going to put more than scratch on me. Xavier Williams? Just like his worthless tag team championship reign, he is going to contribute nothing; zilch. Jack Ripley? That coward can hide in the shadows, but it cannot always stay dark and when the time comes, he won’t do shit. Johnny Andrews? Don’t even get me started on him. The point of the matter is; I don’t give a damn about anyone in this match other than the man himself. I am going to do everything in my power that none of them even become a finger’s reach from that EAW World Heavyweight Championship. They are all going to be interviewed tonight, for where it is a tradition to delve into the multiple vantage points as we head into a match like they always do. At the end of the day, their last thoughts about this match are going to be futile. All of these people; they are hungry to taste championship gold, not me. I am a man out for revenge. I am a man that is seeking vengeance and that is precisely what I am bound to do inside that chamber. They are dead set on making history, I am dead set on guaranteeing that Jeffery pays for what he has to me and make things right here on Dynasty.They know that and you people know that. I am stepping into that chamber for Jeffery Rogers; nothing else and nothing more. I am going to clear and eliminate every single one of them untouchables one by one until I get my hands on him. Jeffery Rogers deserves everything that is coming to him, and I wish I could say I hate to see this happen to him from foresight, but he brought this upon himself. Everyone before him was destroyed because the system promised them all of the fruits of the land in return for abdicating the World Heavyweight God. Jeffery wants more than that. He wants to destroy my dignity, he wants to erase my image, and he wants to take me off the face of this Earth. Jeffery desires to take the food off my table, rip off the roof over my head, and poison my wells. He is the one that has pushed me so whatever will become of him at Road To Redemption will be because of him.
(Xander Payne gets up off the chair and stumbles towards the ropes.)
Xander Payne: The fact that I have heard the two cents you people put in about his value makes me sick. My ears are not immune to the talk of the town and I have heard that people actually believe that this so-called prophet is a better flagbear than me? Do you people actually believe that he is a better world champion than me? Have we forgotten what he has done to you people? He let everything go, and disappointed all of you by getting eliminated first in the chamber last year. You know how embarrassing that is? You know what that says about him? He is a liar. He is a deceiver. He is a coward. Most importantly, he ain’t no Xander Payne. There is never going to be a champion like me. As someone who carried this brand from and out of the pandemic, and who made sure that folk like Charlie Marr and Johnny Consequences were flagbears, I prevented this brand from a lot of catastrophic events. Jeffery Rogers fumbled the ball in embarrassing fashion the first time, and he is going to do the same. Humanity is bound to repeat history. They are bound to entertain their old habits, which reintroduce old mistakes. Jeffery is no better flag bearer. The only person who could truly represent this brand with true respect, honour, and prestige is me.. ME!! This brand can not sustain his deception much longer, and I promise you that I will end it in Indiana. If I don’t fulfill my promise? If I do not have the abilities to prevent this brand from such atrocities? Then. I don’t deserve to be world champion much longer. I don’t deserve to be your God, your locker room leader, and be heralded as the Lifeline of Friday nights. Rest assured, you won’t need to worry. I am going to regain what should be mine, and take it to such altitudes that will establish me as a larger than life figure more than I was post House OF Glass.
(Xander gets right in front of the camera.)
Xander Payne: I won’t just be calling myself God, I will become one. The next time you see me? You will have no choice but to acknowledge as your World Heavyweight God..
( Xander walks away from the camera and leaves the ring to go backstage.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade into the backstage area of the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse where a familiar figure is shown sitting on a production crate in the hallways of the backstage. It’s quiet, with not many people around to the point where you can simply call it desolate. The camera then begins to pan upward from there to bring the full person into view and reveal who it is, and it is shown to be none other than one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Xavier Williams. He’s looking at the camera with a nonchalant look on his which slowly turns to one of disgruntlement. It’s evident with the circumstances surrounding this segment and why he’s here that he’s not the happiest person and honestly, not thrilled at all. That’s made more prominent with a sigh that escapes his mouth before he opens it again to begin to speak from there.)
Xavier Williams: To be honest with you, I don’t know why they brought me down here and told me to talk about how I feel about the Extreme Elimination Chamber, it’s stupid. The reason being my thoughts on the match this year should be common knowledge and knowing that I’m someone that’s never short on words, anything that I need to say has already been said during the buildup these past few weeks leading into Road To Redemption. I wish I could give a damn and tell you that I’m absolutely pumped to be in this match, but it’s the fact that I just have other things on my mind right now that I prioritize most definitely over this match. That along with the other point that I just can’t find any motive to compete or give myself any interest towards this match either. There’s nothing I can truly gain out of this, nothing that will benefit me and help a career that I can already rest on my laurels with when it comes to. The only intention for Xavier Williams in the Extreme Elimination Chamber is to be there, just there, as a number. That’s something beyond my control; if I had a choice, I wouldn’t even be in this Chamber at all. But that’s the type of situation that StarrStan has put me in right now, so that’s where I am. Therefore, just like the total lack of care and appreciation that he has not only given me, but Harlow as well, I feel like giving him exactly the same when it comes to how I feel about this Chamber. Especially when I have more important matters to tend to. Let me set it straight for you, I’m not worried about what I can obtain, but more concerned about what I already have.
(Xavier then pauses for a moment before looking over at the Unified Tag Team Championships. He unbuckles it from his shoulder before placing it on his lap, taking a good look at it for a moment in deep thought. It’s clear that he couldn’t really give a damn about the Extreme Elimination Chamber, despite the contingencies that come with it regarding World Championship gold. He prioritizes the Unified Tag Team Championships over that more than anything else, and with a Championship defense coming on the horizon, absolutely nothing is going to get in the way of that.)
Xavier Williams: I could lose a dozen World Championship matches in a row, but even then I still wouldn’t give a single fuck. Compare that to us losing the Unified Tag Team Championships, then I don’t know what I’d be able to do with myself. What I’d be doing is more than just losing a material possession that will be interchanged and forgotten in a few months time, it’d be breaking a promise that I swore to keep for months on end now, and I know the job will not be done for the foreseeable future anyways. As much as my passion for this business has absolutely dissipated, this is the one thing that keeps me together. This is the last solvent of glue that holds together myself and professional wrestling and that’s because I have a duty, most importantly as a tag team partner. I promised I’d elevate these Championships further than anyone else has brought it to and I will continue to uphold that for as long as I humanly can, nothing will come in the way of that. We told Jake & Chris that they would have our utmost attention because that is the only thing that matters, when it comes to the toughest Championship defense of our reign there can be no outside interference. So when I say that I’m coming into the Extreme Elimination Chamber to get it over with, I mean it. No elaborate scheme, hell, not even a weapon. I don’t think I even need a weapon anyway and I could not give less of a fuck when it comes to what everyone else has in store for me.
Xavier Williams: So when the week comes around you can say whatever you want about me when it comes to the Extreme Elimination Chamber, I couldn’t care less. I will be showing up and entering into the match when the time comes, but that doesn’t mean I want to, it’s because it’s my job to do so. I don’t expect myself to win, hell I wouldn’t be shocked if I didn’t come close either. There’s one priority that I have on my mind and that’s heading to Australia the following week and defending the Unified Tag Team Championships alongside Harlow, and winning. Nothing more, and nothing less. I’m walking into Road To Redemption with one mission, and that’s to get ready for the following week, that’s when you’ll see me in full form. Not for a World Championship, but for what truly matters.
(Xavier takes his Championship before slinging it over his shoulder once more, before he stands up and begins to take his leave from there. It is then, that Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade elsewhere once more afterward.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then fades back to the arena where Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Lamar” by YN Jay then hits as Angelo Carter then begins to make his way out to the stage. He has a straight look on his face while he looks around at the crowd who don’t seem to be giving him much of a reaction tonight. He then begins to look to the stage, posing, basking in the moment, before beginning to make his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from East New York… weighing in at 205 pounds… he is “Prolific” ANGEEEEELLLOOOOOO CAAAARRRRRRTERRR!!!
Stew-O: Last week, Angelo got a victory over Mariyah Prince and made a huge EAW statement in his debut. And now he looks to keep the ball rolling for himself and get his second victory in a row and get something going for him.
Flannery McCoy: I think Angelo is someone with a hell of a lot of potential and could make a huge impact in Elite Answers Wrestling if he puts his mind to it. The question that we ask everyone that walks through those doors stays the same for him, does he have what it takes to make it?
Jake Mercer: Of course! I’ve done my research, on the EAW site it says that he is from East New York and is “not someone to fuck with.” Now I’m cool, I’m hip with the kids! I think that he is somebody that is not to be fucked with just as it says and it’s going to stay true!
(“On and On” by Missy Elliott hits to cheers from the crowd upon seeing Lisa Wren make her way out from the backstage area. She has a serious expression on her face with her hands on her hips and her stare completely fixated on the ring. She’s all business right now and is looking to let everyone know as she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from British Columbia, Canada… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the “Grown Ass Woman”… LIIIIIISSSSAAAA WRRRRENNNNN!!!
Stew-O: Well we all know the issues that Lisa has had with Kensi, and the match that was made at Road To Redemption as a result. But with everything that has happened, it has given Lisa a new attitude in the ring that has allowed her to be more vicious than ever.
Flannery McCoy: Last week she made quick work of Kristen Myers, and now she looks to do the same thing tonight. Lisa is someone that is out for blood and vengeance, and whoever stands in your way… I don’t think you need to hear the rest of it.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Lisa Wren immediately drops Angelo Carter with a Superkick to the face. Angelo falls to the mat with a thud unconscious as Lisa bows for the crowd which gives her a standing ovation. I guess she has already won the match!!!
Stew-O: Last week we saw just how dominant and unstoppable Lisa Wren can be. She’s just that bitch. Now she is showing the whole world that it wasn’t just one night only. Lisa is not going for the cover as she prevents Angelo Carter from rolling out of the ring and drags him back up to his feet. She pokes him hard in the eyes as he screams out in pain and covers his face. However Lisa moves his hands out of the way and instead slams her palms at full force right into his face! Angelo just had his face crushed as he went flying away from Lisa crashing painfully in the corner.
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren now going in as she begins to maul away at Angelo Carter with her long fingernails drawing blood as she begins to slash on him like she is Wolverine. Lisa is being restrained by the referee as she has been cutting Angelo so badly that he’s probably regretting the fact that he signed up for this match!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren is truly vicious as Angelo Carter uses the referee pulling her away to charge out of the corner! A cheap shot from Angelo!!! No! Lisa does a cartwheel to evade followed up by a Spinning Heel Kick to the back of Angelo’s head! Angelo flops face first in the ring as he has now been given permanent brain damage here tonight. Lisa places her boot on the back of Angelo’s head and stomps down hard curb stomping him into the dust. He’s being demolished here tonight and unable to put up any resistance. It looks like Lisa now is grabbing the arms of Angelo as she yanks on them hard trying to yank them up and out the socket. Angelo screams in pain as he considers tapping out!!!
Stew-O: Angelo Carter taps out!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Lisa Wren released the hold and stomped on Angelo Carter’s hand before he could tap out! She ain’t gonna just let him end this like that!
Lisa Wren: WATCH THIS SHIT KENSI! STRIPPERELLA YOU SLUTTY ASS RACIST ASS HOE! THIS IS GONNA BE YOU!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren sending a message here to Kensi tonight as she pulls Angelo Carter up to his feet… we all know what is coming next!!!
Stew-O: LISA WREN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK WHICH DOUBLES ANGELO OVER, BEFORE SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING AN AXE KICK ONTO THE BACK OF ANGELO’S HEAD! ANGELO IS COMPLETELY KNOCKED DOWN WHILE LISA CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… LISA WRRRRRRRRRRRRENNNNNNNN!!!
(“On and On” by Missy Elliott hits as the crowd explodes to cheer as Lisa Wren rises quickly from her seating position. The referee then begins to make his way over as well to raise her hand high in the air in victory before Lisa continues her celebration from there.)
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren does it, and in quick fashion just like last week! Lisa is proving that she is not someone to mess with and if anyone decides to get in the way of her goal of getting her hands on Kensi, well then, nobody is safe.
Jake Mercer: FEISTY! I LOVE IT! It reminds me of the territory days were wrestlers would show their grit and passion for the business with pure barebone WRASSLIN’! Lisa is bringing back that feeling and I’m sure we’re going to see it at Road To Redemption as well!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring a Do Not Try This At Home and featuring numerous wrestlers with concussions. Featuring Xander Payne.)
( Dynasty fades in from commercial break and cuts to the ring where Lisa Wren is seen pacing around and hyping up the crowd. The instrumental version of Missy Elliot’s ‘On and On’ is still pumping through the PA system because Lisa had come down to the ring during the break. Obviously she has a lot on her mind as her tense partnership with Kensi finally fell apart, and now the two women were scheduled to face one another Road to Redemption. Lisa finally comes to a stop in the center of the ring, which prompts the sound technicians backstage to fade her music out. She nods her head to the cheers of the fans before producing a microphone and bringing it up to her mouth. )
Lisa Wren: You know I’ve had a good, solid week to think about all the bullshit that’s gone down between Striperella and myself, and man, I’m fucking pissed about it. How in the hell is this saltine cracker asshole… this glorified fucking snow roach… this bland ass, Charmin soft little bitch… gunna act like she fucking saved my career and brought it back from extinction?? I mean damn, sis, if anything I saved your fucking ass from hitting the unemployment line because we all fucking know how little value you actually bring to this company. Should have fucking known that Kensi would come up with this whole white savior nonsense. Makes me sick. Really, really annoying I actually gave in to her useless ass and went along with a tag team I never really felt comfortable in. I know that I’m a singles wrestler, on the cusp of breaking out, and finally getting that huge moment, and Stripperella wanted to make sure that didn’t happen. God forbid a melanated goddess such as myself get into a Universal Women’s Championship match! Can’t have us at the top. Kensi couldn’t let me shine on my own and had to hand some rookie bitch a spot in a match that is gunna eat her ass alive. Serenity! Girl! You’re not surviving that chamber and we all know it!
( A look of pure disgust crosses Lisa’s face as she is clearly fired up. Becoming a champion in EAW has been Lisa’s goal for quite some time. She’s had a few chances to snatch the Specialists Championship and they’ve always managed to get the better of her, but being inside the Universal Women’s Championship Chamber is something she had been looking forward to and it’s an opportunity she felt she deserved. )
Lisa Wren: Serenity ain’t ready for all that but the world ain’t ready for that conversation. Starr Saltine can blame Snow White for Dynasty’s lackluster showing in the Universal Women’s Championship Chamber because we know the big dumb bitch won’t get shit done either. Good job, Striperella! Way to be selfish! Way to fucking ruin my life! I did everything I could possibly do to make this team work and your fuckery finally cost me a chance to show the entire that I’m the best thing in EAW today. So many little girls and people of color were excited to see me compete in the chamber and take the Universal Women’s Championship from the whitest Mexican I’ve ever seen in my life. But whatever. I’ll be at Road to Redemption anyway even if it’s to compete in a match that’s below my standards. I had a chance to compete in THE main event, and instead I’m having to settle for beating Kensi’s spoiled ass all over Indiana. Hate it, but whatever. At least it’s a match right? A fucking consolation prize.
( “Sacrifice” by Bebe Rexha begins to play across the PA system and out walks Kensi. The blonde has a rather amused look on her face, and she can’t help but roll her eyes to the back of her head as she makes her way down to the ramp. It’s obvious that Kensi finds this whole situation hilarious, and she clearly thinks Lisa is full of a shit. As Kensi gets into the ring, Lisa immediately tries to get up in her face, but Kensi holds out her hand. )
Kensi: Please calm down and before you race bait me, I would tell anyone with a crazed look in their eyes to calm down and back up. We’re scheduled to fight at Road to Redemption so you can take your shots then even though it won’t really make a difference.
( Lisa takes a deep breath, and it’s obvious she is trying to control her rage. She is ready to rip Kensi to pieces right here and now, but to her credit, she does take a step back. She does allow Kensi to have some space inside the ring. Kensi’s shoulders relax just a little bit as some of the tension she’s feeling dissipates and her trademark, million-dollar smile returns to her face. )
Kensi: I do find it mighty funny that you believe you actually had a chance to win that Universal Women’s Championship Chamber. Before I gave Serenity your spot, you were the odds on favorite to get eliminated first and seeing as how dismal your performance was last year in the Specialists Chamber and your lack of improvement over the past year, I could certainly see you getting the boot very early into the match. I have to say that your animosity towards me is a bit misplaced, though. I went above and beyond, against my better judgment, to try and help you, and help you grow as a performer. If you go back and view promotional videos from our opponents, several people were stepping up and asking me why I was wasting my time working with you. When we faced Xavier and Harlow for the Unified Tag Team Championships, you wasted their time, as well as mine, talking mess about me and threatening me, and telling me that I better hold up my end of the deal. All I ever did was hold you up, put a smile on my face, and bust my tookie to make this partnership work! It’s utterly exhausting to put your best foot forward when your own partner constantly puts you on blast.
( Lisa shrugs her shoulders. Clearly she doesn’t feel bad about this whatsoever. )
Lisa Wren: I mean, in the end I was right, wasn’t I? You turned out to be the snake I always thought you to be.
Kensi: But that’s the thing, Lisa. It didn’t have to be this way. If you had actually worked hard, worked on getting better, embraced the partnership and the fact we could have become serious contenders for the Unified Tag Team Championships, then I would still be working towards our common goals. I would still be holding your hand and reassuring you that everything would be okay and work out in the end because I was committed to making sure it happened. I did all the sacrificing while you did nothing but berate me, roll your eyes at me, and put me down every single chance you got. This sweet little Southern belle just got tired, Lisa, and I had to finally do something that was going to benefit me. Obviously going after tag team gold with you wasn’t going to pay off no matter how badly I wanted it too, so I did what I had to do. I’m free now, and more importantly, I’m free to pursue my own dreams without having a hateful, one-dimensional, and pardon my language, butthole, weighing me down with her lack of improvement and enthusiasm for our team.
( Lisa opens her mouth to reply, but for once, nothing comes out. She really can’t believe Kensi’s audacity to come out here and paint herself as the victim in this. After a moment, Lisa just shakes her head. )
Lisa Wren: Ya know? I don’t really feel like waiting for Road to Redemption.
( The voices of the Dynasty commentary team pick back up as Lisa spears Kensi to the mat. )
Jake Mercer: IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THINGS GOT PHYSICAL BETWEEN THESE TWO AND HERE WE GO! LISA IS UNLOADING PLENTY OF STIFF RIGHTS AND LEFTS THAT ARE DOING A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF DAMAGE TO KENSI! KENSI IS DOING HER BEST TO FIGHT OFF LISA BUT LISA IS FIRED UP TONIGHT! SHE ROLLS OFF KENSI, PULLS HER UP BY THE HAIR, AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! KENSI CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND LISA PAUSES LONG ENOUGH TO PULL HER EARRINGS OUT BEFORE STOMPING ALL OVER KENSI!
Flannery McCoy: KENSI IS TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF THE RING BUT LISA JERKS HER BACK IN BY THE ANKLE! KENSI IS KICKING AND FLAILING ABOUT, AND SHE CATCHES LISA WITH SEVERAL DESPERATION KICKS! LISA BACKS UP, CLUTCHING AT HER STOMACH, AND KENSI SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET! SHE RIPS OFF ONE OF HER SHOES AND SHE THROWS IT AT LISA!
Stew-O: THE HEEL OF THE SHOE JUST CONNECTED WITH LISA’S FOREHEAD, BUT I THINK THAT JUST ENRAGED LISA MORE! LISA SNATCHES KENSI UP BY THE HAIR AND SHE’S TRYING TO LOCK HER IN THE FULL NELSON! KENSI BRINGS THE BACK OF HER LEG UP AND NAILS LISA RIGHT IN HER LADY BITS!!! LISA LETS GO OF KENSI AND DROPS TO HER KNEES, AND THAT ALLOWS KENSI TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING!!!!
( Lisa is clutching at her vagina and she has an extremely angry look on her face. Kensi doesn’t look too happy either, especially since Lisa managed to catch her off guard when it came to the fight that just ensued. )
Flannery McCoy: Wow. Things just got extremely personal between these two women and there’s no doubt that come Road to Redemption, they’re going to be looking to rip one another to shreds. I know both women need a win badly, guys, and both Lisa and Kensi are going to be looking to destroy the other.
Jake Mercer: It’s going to be a barn burner as they say down in the good ole dirty South, Flan! I can’t wait to see these two put it all on the line at Road to Redemption!
( The camera gets a final shot of both women before fading elsewhere. )
(A commercial is then shown for Road To Redemption 15, featuring Kensi as she faces off against Lisa Wren in a singles match.)
(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West blasts through the speakers triggering the crowd to give a loud mixed reaction, mostly positive, to Johnny Andrews, who makes his way out to the stage. Johnny dons a clear smirk on his face while he looks around at the crowd in attendance tonight. He then poses on the stage with rainbow pyro beginning to shoot out behind him, before beginning to arrogantly strut down the ramp and towards the stage.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…. JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Johnny Andrews! Last week, we were able to witness him pick up one of the biggest victories in his career over Terry Chambers!
Flannery McCoy: Not just that, but Johnny was also announced to be SOSA Henderson’s replacement for the Extreme Elimination Chamber and the last participant of it! It really is quite surprising how he is competing for a World Championship that early, but Johnny Andrews is an individual who has always had the tools to do so. If anything? He will be able to make the needed impact when it comes to making it.
Jake Mercer: But to be honest, I don’t really care about any of that, Flan; I just need to know the name of the shampoo he’s using! His hair is beautiful :mjcry:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: .
Stew-O: :francis:
(Johnny then begins to pass the bottom of the ramp, making his way up the steel steps before entering into the ring, as he’s seen climbing to the top rope. He raises his hand high in the air once more, posing and showing off while the crowd continues to give him a lukewarm reaction which Johnny only responds to in return with a grin. Johnny then jumps off of the top rope and begins to make his way towards the center of the ring, while he grabs a microphone from the ringside area. ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ then begins to come to a close from there, as Johnny then begins to speak into his microphone.)
Johnny Andrews: You see, at this point, I can’t help but say that I have been right all along. Apparently, I have come a long way, and in the end, I without a shadow of a doubt managed to put myself somewhere on the fucking map. Last week, I defeated Terry Chambers which was a shock to some, but all I can say in response is that I didn’t even begin yet. I already succeeded in proving EVERYONE wrong, and now at Road to Redemption, I will be going for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!
(The crowd gives another loud mixed reaction in response, as Johnny Andrews nods a bit while keeping that grin on his face. He gets the microphone back right in front of his mouth, as he begins to speak again.)
Johnny Andrews: And I know that of course, I’m not the favorite to win this match and that I’m probably the last expectation of the one ending up victorious at this point. I know that apparently, I’m *the* underdog in this situation, and if I wanna be honest for a second, I will say that I couldn’t care less about that. I couldn’t care less about that, because I know what I will be doing pretty well. I will fight through the odds, and I will be standing where I really belong and as what I should really be; I will be standing on top of Dynasty as the Elite Andrews Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. I already said that no matter what, no matter how, I will make sure I’m on the card of Road to Redemption, and I did exactly that. I did that, and I obviously did it in the best way possible. I’m in the World Heavyweight Championship’s Extreme Elimination Chamber, and every single participant in that chamber should definitely realize the amount of danger of that…
Johnny Andrews: …because if anything, I, at the moment, don’t give a fuck about anything except winning the World Heavyweight Championship, especially if that’s something standing in the way of that. I don’t give a fuck about Xander Payne looking forward to reclaiming the belt he just lost, I don’t give a fuck if Xavier Williams wants to become a double champion at Road to Redemption, I don’t give a fuck if Terry Chambers wants to pick himself back up, I don’t give a fuck if Jack Ripley wants to become a two-time World Champion, and I don’t give a dick of The Visual Prophet wants to retain the title he just won. I will win that match… because I’m Johnny Andrews. And if someone really wants to end up as the winner of that match and will do anything to secure that… *it’s me.*
(Johnny, his face turning serious for a moment, drops his microphone down to the canvas while ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ once again begins to blast through the speakers while the crowd show their appreciation and disrespect towards Johnny. His face, then quickly turns back to an arrogant and annoying expression while he climbs up to the top turnbuckle once more, raising his arm in the air and once again showing off.)
Stew-O: What a statement made here by Johnny Andrews!
Jake Mercer: He looks ready, and I’m excited to see what he brings to the table at Road to Redemption!
(Johnny then begins to jump off of the top rope before dropping down and rolling out of the ring. He looks towards the camera for a moment, approaching it and trash talking, staking his claim for the Extreme Elimination Chamber, before he continues to make his way up the ramp. Johnny then spreads his arms out, amping the crowd up for his presence while he beats his chest, clearly hyped up as we get closer and closer to Road To Redemption. The last shot seen is Johnny then turning around and beginning to make his way to the backstage area, which is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for Road To Redemption 15, showcasing the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship.)
(Dynasty fades back to the arena as the sounds of ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the absolutely deafening negative reaction that becomes pouring in from the EAW Universe in attendance tonight in Cleveland, Ohio. Before long, Ximena Velasquez is seen stoically making her way out to the stage with a stern expression painted on her face. She keeps her focus centered on the ring, completely ignoring the crowd in attendance tonight and only interpreting them as white noise. She grips a microphone in her hand while she begins to make her way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… ‘LA DIOSA’… XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well earlier in the night we saw Ximena Velasquez make her presence known in the meetup between the six participants in the Universal Women’s Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber. It’s clear that she has her mind focused on that especially heading into Road To Redemption, but she also can’t forget about something else that’s happening as well afterwards just a week after.
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, at An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular, Ximena will be going up against her former partner-in-crime in the form of Sierra. Both of them have a very personal feud on their hands and I bet you that both of them just can’t wait to get their hands on one another when they get the chance. They’re going to rain hell from above to make sure that they get their way, and I think we’re in for one hell of a war when the time comes.
Jake Mercer: Oh come on, are we really throwing hypotheticals out there? Sierra is like the size of Ximena’s boot! Do you honestly expect her to make it out alive?! Ximena will tear her apart like the time she was a stuntdouble for Chris Evans in Avengers: Age of Ultron when he was tearing those wood logs in half!
(Ximena stops at the bottom of the ramp before making her way around the ring and up the steps. She gets onto the apron before she then enters into the ring and makes her way towards the center of the stage. Ximena then begins to spread her arms out with a serious expression riddled all over her before ‘Recreant’ begins to come to a close and Ximena begins to speak.)
Ximena Velasquez: I think it’s about time that we get the obvious out of the way while we have the chance and set it straight before Ximena Velasquez sets out for war next week. Fuck the Universal Women’s Championship for a moment, let’s talk about a certain Sierra. I know a lot of people have her opinions on her, some people honestly might think highly of her and I think that’s kind of baffling if you ask me. But the way I see it, Sierra is a nuisance that doesn’t know what’s good for her. Once I win the Universal Women’s Championship in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, I’m going to make sure that she regrets even laying her eyes on me when I tear her limb from limb into a literal nothing.
Ximena Velasquez: She doesn’t deserve me, she never deserved the presence of La Diosa in the first place and I’m ashamed that I made the mistake of giving it to her. Because when I did, I watched my career nearly crumble before my eyes. I remembered what I thought this Season was going to be, this was going to be the moment where everyone’s heads were turned into MY direction. This is a very historic moment for EAW, 15 years as a company and still going strong to this day. But I was hoping people would deviate from that and look at Season XV instead and realize that it was more important than any historical landmark in Elite Answers Wrestling. But I spent so much time worrying about someone else, that it ultimately derailed me from what I desired.
Ximena Velasquez: I could’ve became a 24/7 Contract holder, I could’ve became the Universal Women’s Champion, I could’ve became a Unified Tag Team Champion, but all of that went up in smoke… because of Sierra. I was carrying her to the finish line each and every step of the way and without her cooperation, we all knew that it was tough to do it by myself especially when I had to worry about someone else in the process. That’s what brought me down this entire Season, not me, but her, Sierra is the only person to blame for this. Believe me, I will make sure that something comes of this one way or another. I will make sure things are repaired and I will make sure that it was like this was bound to happen all along, with ‘La Diosa’ blooming into the Elitist that she always knew she could be in the process.
Ximena Vealsqeuz: This is my time, and I’m going to make sure that absolutely nobody takes it away from me no matter what. I plan to make my ancestors proud and with that, they give me their strength so I can push on. They have high expectations of me and I’m going to make sure that I live up to those expectations, which means these next two weeks? There is no room for error, and I will absolutely not fail. I have already given my thoughts about what’s going to happen at Road To Redemption, but when it comes to the following week…
Ximena Velasquez: There will be hell to pay in Australia, after Sierra inevitably loses her Championship opportunity at Road To Redemption, I’ll make sure that she doesn’t come out alive when I’m finally able to get my hands on her. Even then, at least that puta can finally say that she got the recognition that she desired, the only way that she knows how, under my fucking boot.
(‘Recreant’ then begins to play up once again while Ximena drops her microphone down onto the ground. She simply keeps her stare at the camera with a scowl on her face while the crowd continues to shower a negative reaction down on her, before she begins to turn around and make her way out of the ring from there.)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! SIERRA! SIERRA IS HERE! SHE JUST SPRINTED TOWARDS XIMENA FROM BEHIND AND SENT A BRUTAL BIG BOOT TO HER SKULL DROPPING HER DOWN TO A KNEE! BUT FROM THERE TO FULLY KNOCK HER DOWN TO THE MAT, SIERRA EXECUTES ‘ELECTRIC FEEL!’ THE ROLLING KOPPU KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF XIMENA COMPLETELY TAKES HER OUT THIS TIME!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA RUNNING TOWARDS THE CORNER AND JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, SHE JUST PULLED OUT HER OLD ‘SIERRA MIST’ FINISHER! THE MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CRUSHES THE CHEST OF XIMENA! SIERRA JUST LAID OUT XIMENA VELASQUEZ TONIGHT!
(Sierra looks towards the stage before quickly rolling out of the ring in retreat. Security clearly has their work cut out for them tonight, with them quickly rushing down in hopes of stopping Sierra, but the damage is already done. Ximena is in a world of hurt, clutching her gut while gasping for air and scrunching her face. Sierra then turns around and begins to make her way up the ramp and towards the ring, shouting towards Ximena who manages to wearily open her eyes to see. With the last fiber of her being, she clenches her fists in anger while Sierra makes her grand escape. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Sierra facing off against Ximena Velasquez, live the week after Road To Redemption at An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular.)
(Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade back in from commercial break to the arena while the sounds of the iconic tune of ‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL hits, leading the crowd to erupt into absolutely deafening cheers in response. After a moment, Jack Ripley steps out onto the stage from the backstage area with a huge smile on his face while he looks around at the crowd that is absolutely adoring him at the moment. He’s seen donning street clothes with him not competing tonight and holding an EAW microphone in his right hand as well. He then continues down the entrance ramp as the Cleveland crowd showers him with cheers the entire way.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen!! Please Welcome, THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER!!! JACK RIPLEY!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Jack Ripley, who has stated over the past few weeks since the buildup to Road To Redemption that he wants to become a two-time World Champion next week in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Flannery McCoy: And what’s a better way to do that then by winning the title in the same type of match he won it in the first time. Ripley has highlighted the fact that Viz crumbled in his chamber match last year, and that could be an indication that the odds are in Jack’s favor this year.
Stew-O: He will surely be one tough competitor in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and I doubt that he will go down so easily either. He’s adamant on making this his moment just like it was last year and has no problem going to all lengths to make sure that he gets what he desires out of the night. I can’t wait to see how he performs considering how much he’s hyped himself up till the Chamber, because he’s one hell of a target.
(Jack stops at the bottom of the ramp, once again looking out to the crowd before he begins to make his way around the ring. He then begins to make his way up the steel steps, getting onto the apron and standing there for a moment, pausing and taking a deep breath before he then enters into the ring from there. Jack paces back and forth inside of the ring, as the crowd begins to quiet down. He then stops in the center of the ring, brings the microphone up to his mouth, then begins to speak.)
Jack Ripley: So here I am about to give my final thoughts heading into the Extreme Elimination Chamber next week at Road to Redemption. What can I say? You know, I’ve always had my back against the wall.. Pretty much throughout my entire career, honestly. I hear what people have to say. I hear their claims.. I hear their assumptions and how they look at me as not just an Elitist, but as a person as well.. I’ve had people that strived to bring me down and have been praying for my downfall for far too long.. After a while, stuff like that begins to pile up.. The weight on my shoulders begins to get heavier and heavier with every passing second that brings yet another accusation towards me. For the longest time, I was accused of never being able to take that next step and become a world champion. I was accused of being an Elitist who was best served in the mid-card scene.. I was accused of being someone that didn’t have what it took.. But you know what? Last year I did the damn thing, and I became the EAW Answers World Champion. Why? It wasn’t because I changed my ways.. It wasn’t because the words thrown at me altered my judgement or my views.. I did it because I am Jack Ripley, The Straight Shooter, and that’s all I need to be in order to achieve anything that I want.
(Ripley lowers his microphone, as the crowd begins to cheer loudly for the Straight Shooter. He looks off to the side, hears the support from this Cleveland crowd, then brings the microphone back up to his lips as he begins to speak once again.)
Jack Ripley: From the sound of this crowd, it seems like I don’t need to explain about what happened last year in Showdown’s Extreme Elimination Chamber. Everyone knows what I did, what I managed to survive through, what I managed to accomplish.. Nobody needs the details, and if they do, then they should just watch what happens next week when The Visual Prophet’s World Heavyweight Championship is on the line, because I intend on doing the same thing again. Love me or hate me, that’s what I’m going to do. And I understand that there are so many people against me as we get closer to the event itself, but so be it.. I’m used to having people bet against me. I’m used to people wanting me to lose.. I’m used to it all, and not only just that, but when you bet against me, that’s when someone like myself thrives. Operation: Doomsday didn’t go my way.. Territorial Invasion didn’t go my way.. But after I took care of Daniels at House of Glass, it’s pretty obvious that none of those previous events kept me down permanently. I’m still standing strong with the intention of being World Heavyweight Champion once that final bell rings next weekend. It doesn’t matter who you are.. Terry, Viz, Xander.. I don’t care, because season 15 will be my season.. And that truth will unfold next week at Road to Redemption.. Bet on that.
(‘BxMxC’ then begins to play up once more as the crowd cheers after hearing Ripley’s final words. Jack then exits out of the ring, and walks backwards up the entrance ramp with his arms wide. He’s confident in himself, and ready for what is to come this coming week. He’s been here before, and nothing anyone tells him will change his mindset heading into the event. Ripley then brings his arms in, turns around, and proceeds up the ramp, as the fans continue to cheer him on. After a moment, the screen then fades to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to transition into a scene different from the arena as the camera opens to an unknown location. It more specifically shows someone who is seen sitting in front of the camera, but their face isn’t visible in the dark lighting, until he looks up. It’s the face of former EAW Champion, Terry Chambers. Someone who people haven’t heard much from since the loss to Johnny Andrews last week. He stares into the camera with a cold look, not saying anything before beginning to speak.)
Terry Chambers: I’m still here.
Terry Chambers: No setback, including losing to Johnny Andrews is going to keep me down, it’s just going to make me better and piss me off going into the Chamber. I could have easily wrapped up my career with being a former World Champion and having one of the best seasons last year, but it wasn’t damn near enough. I knew when coming back that it was going to be an uphill battle and that nothing was going to come easy, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I was going to damn near hit rock bottom again. Credit where credit is due, Johnny Andrews deserves to be in the chamber, but am I going to say he is better than me? Absolutely fucking not. Am I going to dwell on it and feel sorry for myself over something I can easily come back from? Fuck no. That would only give into what the Chamber participants want while also just keep dragging me down further. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way in the past and it’s not a road I’m going back down.
(After saying what he needs to say, Terry goes completely silent. He seems to be in deep thought while he runs his hands through his hair, nodding to himself quietly before then looking back up at the camera. He takes a quick moment once more, before continuing to speak.)
Terry Chambers: A main topic going into this match is if I deserve to be here or not. If this Chamber is going to be my last shot at the title in the main event scene for a while, I’m going to do what I do best, make the most of each opportunity, and that’s a guaran-fucking-tee. My career has been a rocky road with lots of lows and some highs, some for the average wrestler would have driven them to throw in the towel and just give up. Some won’t believe it, but I would do it all over again because my setbacks have only made me stronger and the competitor I am today. Things like the two second Grand Rampage elimination, being a doormat, and my life almost taken from me by The Round Table, falling short in the Chamber match last year, and falling short of main eventing Pain for Pride….
Terry Chambers: Shit that’s kicked me while I’ve been down, but didn’t keep me down. The one constant throughout my career is that I’ve said fuck you and kept the ball rolling, rebounding from each and every one of those things. My time on the Dynasty roster is no different, but that’s what makes it so thrilling. You’re out of your fucking mind if you think I’m going to fold now when there’s still so much more to prove. I am not going to say anything was a fluke, but I’ll do everything in my power to make it look that way. I hope for their own sake, everybody in the Chamber hears this and takes it to heart, that I’m coming with every fucking thing I’ve got inside the Chamber, and that no setback is big enough to hold me back from accomplishing my goal in the end like I always do, and that goal is the World Heavyweight Championship. The only thing I can do going forward is wipe my slate clean. The only thing you do when down is look for that next opportunity to prove your worth, and that’s the Chamber. There’s no bigger stage, and I am embracing that role. Nobody is going to remember Johnny Andrews or Viz beating me on a random episode of Dynasty, but what they will remember is Terry Chambers reasserting himself at the top when nobody thought he could inside the walls of the Chamber, eliminating those demons, loosening the stranglehold of Viz’s grip on this brand, and holding the World Heavyweight Championship in his hands.
Terry Chambers: There’s no quitting in my DNA, and next weekend, I’m going to make every one of those competitors and everyone else wish they went up against that Terry “they don’t hear from until the final hour in the night.” You only get a few chances to back up everything you say, and those lights ain’t too bright for me. I’m ready for the challenge, I’m ready to bounce back, and I’m ready to overcome the biggest hurdle to date in my career. I’m one of the best wrestlers on this fucking roster, and I am going to make a statement inside that Chamber. I’m gonna stop at nothing to right those wrongs, and the Chamber is only the beginning.
Terry Chambers: None if you will be the same…
(As soon as the cold and piercing words escape the mouth of Terry, the camera slowly begins to zoom closer to him. That calmed and nonchalant look on his face begins to drain away and turn to a more stern, angered, and serious look on his face while he keeps his stare fixated at the camera towards him. It’s clear that Terry means business, and he’s going to make sure that everyone in the Extreme Elimination Chamber knows that.)
Terry Chambers: I promise.
(Terry then stands up from where he’s sitting before turning around and walking away from there, seeming pleased with the type of statement that he’s made heading into Road To Redemption. It’s the last shot seen before ultimately, Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the arena where ‘Shake It’ by Metro Station is heard playing through the speakers of the arena to a healthy mix of cheers and boos towards the two people that are making their way out to the ring. The camera shows Jake Smith and Chris Elite walking out side-by-side to the stage, with Jake having his arms spread wide out while Chris looks at him and rolls his eyes. Both of them then focus their attention on the ring while Jake has a smirk on his face and Chris mirrors the same, before they make their way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… the team of Jake Smith & Chris Elite… THE HAIRCARE KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well look who’s decided to once again take a visit to Friday Night Dynasty in hopes of making one hell of a statement towards two members of our brand. Last week, Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert had a lot to say towards The Haircare Kings regarding the past few weeks leading up to their Tag Team Championship match. It looks like from there, Jake & Chris look to respond on their home turf
Flannery McCoy: If there’s anything to take from this, I think Jake & Chris want to make sure out of the four of them, that they’re the ones that get the last words this time around. I’m sure they’re not going to hold back on what they have to say towards the two of them either. This has been building up for a long time and this week, it might just tip over if it hasn’t already :lupe:.
Jake Mercer: I’m not going to lie to you guys, I think I’m leaning towards Xavider & Harlow to win. The Haircare Kings is just a ridiculous name, I want to take my Champions seriously, not laugh at their name the entire time :mjcry:.
(Chris makes his way around the ring, jumping up onto the apron and looking out to the crowd while Jake begins to make his way up the steel steps and onto the apron from there. Both of them make their way into the ring and meet at the center, where Jake is seen raising his arms high in the air while Chris takes microphones for the two of them. Jake is tossed a microphone while both of them look towards the EAW Universe from there. ‘Shake It’ then begins to come to a close while Jake then begins to speak from there, turning his head to look towards Chris.)
Jake Smith: Chris, you know what I want for Christmas?
Chris Elite: Bro please don’t say something corny-
Jake Smith: THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Yes indeed, it is that time of year once again folks. While everyone at home snuggles up near the fire and drinks hot cocoa next to the Christmas tree, for us EAW folk, it is Road To Redemption time. Now obviously, even though Chris and I are going to be present in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the EAW World Championship, we have bigger things on our mind that don’t involve Road To Redemption. Instead, we have our minds set on An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular. You know the gist already, you know what we’re talking about, we’re talking about true Championship gold bay bay. Now don’t misinterpret that for saying we don’t care for the Chamber, absolutely not! If there is one thing that the two of us would want more than anything, is to come out of both events holding a World Championship AND the Unified Tag Team Championships. The prospect of that is pretty fucking amazing in my eyes.
Chris Elite: You not wrong twin, that would definitely shut up the narrative towards the both of us that we’re unable to get the job done when it counts. Because a lot of people love to dickeat and say that we’re not who we say we are, but they’ll learn soon enough that claim doesn’t hold any water. But in order to get anywhere close to that, I think you and I can agree that it’d be for the better if we change our mindset heading into our Tag Title match. I know I mentioned already that I lost to Xavier Williams on Voltage two weeks ago and as much as I don’t want to beat on a dead horse, it was one hell of an eye opener for me. That we were getting way too comfortable when it came to those two fucking bozos and I think it’s time to make sure that it doesn’t happen again. Because we all know damn well that this match is ensured in our favor, but that ain’t mean we can take our guard down either.
Jake Smith: Yeah, you know what, I’m getting a little ahead of myself Chris, you’re absolutely right. This isn’t something we should be doing, especially knowing the type of shit that we let both of them do to us these past few weeks when we put our guard down. I’ll admit, the weeks where I was feeling brave and standing up to both of them on my own, that was kind of stupid of me. I realize the fatal flaw that both of us were making, and with that, it’s something that is absolutely not going to fly when it comes down to the wire and we get to the point where we have to bring our words to fruition. As much talk as we’ve talked since Wicked Games, this is going to be one tough challenge and there is absolutely no room for error whatsoever when it comes time to put in the work.
Chris Elite: I’d be stupid of us to fumble the ball especially considering how hard both of us have worked to get to this point. But that’s the least of my concerns because nah, that ain’t happening. You, just as well as I did, swore that shit was behind us so ey, better hold the two of us to that. Because I’ll be damned if I lose another Championship shot son, I’m sick of it. We won this Tag Team Turmoil shot when we beat Drake and continued our undefeated streak against him, now we’re going to put it to good use and do what I was unable to do at the beginning of the year and that’s win the Unified Tag Team Championships-
(‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless begins to play up to a mixed reaction along with a collective groan that accompanies them from The Haircare Kings. Harlow Reichert is then making her way out to the stage while ‘Witches Burn’ then transitions to ‘It Has Begun’ by Starset triggering Xavier Williams to follow close behind as well. Both wear the Unified Tag Team Championships pridefully on their shoulders while both of them stand on the stage for a moment. They have microphones in their hands, and judging by the looks on their faces, they look very unamused at what Jake & Chris have been saying to them. Meanwhile, Jake & Chris are clearly very annoyed regarding Harlow & Xavier’s abrupt interruption. They hoped to beat them to the jump and make sure they were the ones that made the final statement heading into An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular, but it was clear that the two of them interrupting their speech wasn’t really part of the memo. But regardless, they collect themselves and take a deep breath. From there, both of them then begin to make their way to the ring while ‘It Has Begun’ begins to fade out and they begin to speak from there.)
Xavier Williams: If there’s one thing that we can agree on with the two of you, it’s the fact that you’re in over your head when it comes to how you approach this match. I’m glad that you were able to acknowledge that and admit to your faults, but as much as you’ve tried to promise the world that things were going to change… there’s one problem with that. The one issue is that just because you say something is going to happen, doesn’t mean that its set in stone. Just because you say that you’re going to change, just because you firmly believe in your heart that something is going to happen that turns your odds around, doesn’t mean all your problems wash away so easily. Because deep down you are still the same people that you always are.
Harlow Reichert: It has always been some sort of weakness when it comes to the two of you and I’m not going to lie, I don’t expect much to be different this time around either. No matter what you two say or do, your egos will always be your Achilles’ heel. Just like Xavier said, you can say anything you want in hopes of making sure that everyone forgets it and treats you like credible Elitists. But it’s a constant, it’s never going to change no matter if you two try to say otherwise. Say what you want to say, believe that you’re going to beat the two of us because of a fact that won’t even hold water. It has been your downfall on multiple occasions, and if you ask me, I don’t expect much to be different in Australia either.
Chris Elite: Fuck it, if you bozos got a fucking problem you better say it to our faces. Because we can fix it right now and kick your asses just like we did last time.
Xavier Williams: Yeah, because that worked out so well for you when I beat you on Voltage two weeks back, didn’t it Chris? You see, this is exactly what Harlow and I were talking about-
Jake Smith: The only talk I hear coming out of the two of you is a bunch of bullshit. So I’d highly recommend shutting up and letting us do the talking, because it’s clear that the only place that your words are going to bring you too isn’t an upper echelon, it’s trouble.
Harlow Reichert: And we happen to be so scared about what Jake Smith has to say towards the two of us 🙄. So how about you two just shut up for your own good or I’ll have no problem rolling up my sleeves and making sure that it happens.
Chris Elite: https://c.tenor.com/3bp0D1KGOvYAAAAd/scared-sarcasm.gif
(Jake finally has had enough and steps up to the two of them, Chris following suit clearly unhappy with their presence as a whole. Both Harlow and Xavier stand unanticipated against the two of them, but that doesn’t mean verbal jabs aren’t being thrown at one another. They both look to be very close to throwing hands but before any of that can happen, security is seen rushing down while Jake swiftly engages with both Harlow and Xavier. They’re split up immediately before any sort of brawl can begin while the camera pans over to see StarrStan’s head peek out from the backstage area before disappearing, the last thing that he wants them doing is engaging in another out of hand brawl with one another. All of them have turned their voices up to a shout while they hurl insults and profanities towards one another. They wish they could get their hands on one another, but unfortunately, that will have to wait till An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular. All of them being escorted out is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade away from the scene not long after.)
(A commercial is shown for An Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular in just two weeks time, showcasing the Unified Tag Team Championship match between Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert against The Haircare Kings.)
(Friday Night Dynasty returns from its commercial break and the scene opens up inside the arena, where the cameras get in a quick few shots of the fans in attendance before ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX begins to play! The EAW fans burst into cheers as the former EAW World Champion makes her way out from the back with a microphone in her grasp, starting down the ramp and heading to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Please welcome to the ring at this time… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Stew-O: Since House of Glass, we’ve seen Andrea Valentine express that she’s taken issue with the fact that she didn’t find a place in an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match this year, and she’s not the only one as Dr. Bethany Blue has voiced her opinion that she should’ve had one as well even if it meant keeping Andrea on the outside looking in!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany called Andrea selfish for wanting to have a spot in the Chamber and pretty much said that Andrea only wants that chance for her own personal gain. I don’t necessarily see the issue there, but I guess it’s something Bethany wants to make a problem as Bethany feels that she’s more deserving than Andrea!
(Andrea makes her way up the steps and eventually into the ring between the middle and bottom ropes, before crossing to stand at the middle of the mat. She doesn’t appear at all to be excited, shaking her head as she looks around at the crowd that anticipate what she’s going to say.)
Andrea Valentine: So, everyone’s seen the bullshit that’s been going down over the past few weeks and how it’s just completely taken an entire left turn from what I intended. It started out with me just wanting to get an answer from StarrStan about what I had apparently done to not warrant a spot in an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match; whether that was the one for the Universal Women’s Championship or the World Heavyweight Championship didn’t matter to me, because the real issue just comes back to how when anyone takes the time to see how and why Terry Chambers and Xavier ended up in the one Viz is defending in, it couldn’t be anymore obvious that the criteria to apparently qualify was already fucked up enough. But as time went on, it stopped being about a Chamber Match for me and more about why StarrStan insists on just giving me nothing but a slap in the face with the way he’s gone about failing to give me that answer; and it’s not like Bethany’s done anything to help the situation at all herself. All I’ve wanted is an answer, an explanation that I deserved and what I’ve gotten to deal with instead is interruption after interruption from Bethany because she was just as upset that she’d been passed over for a spot in the Chamber. She came out complaining about how she deserved it more, that what she’d done should’ve been her ticket in – and I’m not gonna say she shouldn’t feel some type of way about Terry getting a spot in the Chamber after she already beat him, but there was no reason to go derailing what I was trying to do on my time.
(She rolls her eyes as she’s clearly annoyed, stuck trying to make sense of what’s been going over the past few weeks but it’s really not the first time that she’s found herself in this kind of position, having had to deal with SOSA Henderson just a few months ago.)
Andrea Valentine: But to come out the other week and try to make me out to be the one in the wrong? To say that I’M the villain? I think we’ve got some things twisted. It’s honestly all just a bit stupid if you ask me, because if there’s one thing I’m not gonna do, it’s be made to feel bad for wanting to stand up for myself. I’m not gonna feel bad for wanting to do that and get the answers that I should’ve received weeks ago, only for StarrStan to insist on ducking me and end up finding convenient ways to just leave me with the same questions that I had at the start of all this. If someone wants to let me know why I should just take that and be fine with it when I know no one else around here would act like it’s completely okay for their General Manager to try to actively avoid them, that’d be great – but I doubt I’d hear anyone justifying it. That’s why nothing about this makes sense to me and I think it’s pretty fucked that I’m being told by Bethany to just stand on the sidelines and pretty much let it happen. I don’t get what’s so hard about all this for StarrStan to meet me halfway – I’m not even asking for anything or demanding anything except how he came to his conclusion, but it’s really just showing a lack of respect that I don’t think I’ve done anything to deserve. Even if I did, it’s clear that I wouldn’t get told about it anyway since getting an answer from StarrStan these days is like pulling teeth.
Andrea Valentine: But if I’m gonna be villainized by Bethany Blue for that – for wanting to go to the source of why this shit is playing out the way that it is – then so be it, she can believe what she wants to believe or try to spin it however she wants. If the narrative she wants to go with is that I’m being selfish then she can do that. If she wants to try to make this about whatever the hell she wanted to go on about the other week about me pretending to be nice and civil because of the things that happened last season, she can do that. What the hell it ultimately has to do with in the grand scheme of things when I’ve moved past that, I don’t have a fucking clue. This is a situation that ended up being just as stupid as the shit with SOSA Henderson, but the only thing I can do is do what I can to go out and win, no matter how tiring being in situations like this continues to get. I don’t have a problem in facing Bethany, but do I wish the circumstances were different? Obviously. While this shit with StarrStan is something else entirely that I have no idea what I’m supposed to make of if he doesn’t want to speak up, whatever this is supposed to be with Bethany is something that can only get put to rest at Road to Redemption and all I can really say anymore about it is that that’s what I’m looking forward to doing.
(Andrea shrugs her shoulders and drops her microphone, heading to the ropes to make her exit. As she comes walking down the steps, the cameras cut backstage to find Dr. Bethany Blue having been watching Andrea’s speech take place on a television monitor, her arms crossed as she doesn’t appear impressed with what she had to hear from Andrea in the slightest. Approaching her from the right is Michael Belfort with a microphone in hand, casually making his way up to her.)
Michael Belfort: Bethany, we just heard from Andrea out in the ring about how she feels about all this that’s gone down between the two of you, and of course having seen you watching it all play out, would I be able to get your thoughts on what she had to say?
(Dr. Bethany Blue looks to Michael and then to the monitor where it finally fades out on Andrea making her way up the ramp and to the EAW logo, and Bethany seemingly can’t help but roll her eyes as she then looks back to Michael.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: That girl is in over her head if she thinks that she’s beating me at Road to Redemption. I know everyone’s been paying attention to what I’ve been doing since I got here and what’s undeniable is that I’m going to continue to be at my best, be ready for everything, because I didn’t come to Dynasty looking to take a backseat to anyone no matter who they are. I’m ready for Road to Redemption and it’ll show when I’m finally beating Andrea Valentine like I know I can.
(Bethany nods her head with a reassuring grin before patting Michael on the shoulder and walking off, Michael watching her exit out of the view of the camera frame as the scene proceeds to fade out.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to transition as the camera opens up to the inside of a lavish suite presumably inside the arena. Lavender colored drapes, a golden suede sofa, and a plethora of foliage and plants make up the room. We see light mist fogging the air as we come to see the World Heavyweight Championship sitting propped up onto a stool. Behind the stool, laying on a massage table, we see The Visual Prophet. Covered by a brown towel from his lower back down, Viz lays stretched out as two petite Asian women take turns rubbing oils on his broad back.)
The Visual Prophet: Gone ‘head and get up in those nooks. Don’t forget them crannies. Oooh!
(Viz makes small murmurs of pleasure as in walks Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. Dr. Angelo has on a full suit and tie get up with a VPLA pin on his lapel.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You in here getting your massage on huh, champ? A little cozying for our superstar? Some R&R before RTR? I feel ya. I see ya too!
Asian Massage Therapists: Oh Vishull Probet so strong.
The Visual Prophet: Yes he is. These two fresh off the boat like Randall Park or the cocaine that Jack Ripley ass be snorting.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I bet they are. But, I have two questions for my beloved brother…
The Visual Prophet: Ask away Kemosabe.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: First…why the ladies giving the massages gotta be Asian?
The Visual Prophet: We don’t discriminate, Angelo. You know that!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Should have got some black queens for that endeavor. Maybe Malcolm Jones seeing as he still unemployed and could use a job!
The Visual Prophet: Heard he was at Amazon stocking SunChips and Zipties. Low blow btw.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Second question…why you got these cameras in here? Are you becoming some kind of exhibitionist?
The Visual Prophet: Always been that way, Angelo. But this isn’t about the viewing audience seeing anything sexually explicit. We got kids watching this show damn it. This is a chance and honor for me to give the people a glimpse at their champion one more time before next week’s big show. Road to Redemption. Such a fitting name for a show that saw me lose the very same belt that sits in front of me one year ago. A show that exists as an annual reminder to me that I have never won inside the confines of the extreme elimination chamber. A fact compounded by the fact that I’ve never won inside any steel structure here in EAW.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That’s crazy and not reflective as to how good you really are, champ.
The Visual Prophet: I know that. You know that. My Propheteers, Vaniacs, and V-Hive Stans know that. I honestly know deep down inside their spiteful hearts…all five of my opponents know that. Im certified and stamped already. I’m official like a referee’s whistle. I’m the best ever and that’s without question. I’m The Visual Prophet. 2 time World Heavyweight Champion. Former Unified Tag Team Champion. Former New Breed Champion. 2020 King of the Elite winner. Captain of the winning team at this year’s Stadium Stampede. My spirit is already in the hall of fame but the fact remains I have blemishes, Angelo. Not on my face because…look at me. I’m a handsome bastard am I not?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Black EXCELLENCE!!
The Visual Prophet: Exactly. I do have blemishes on my record just like my so called peers however. But unlike my opponents I’m the only one that’s going to redeem themselves at RTR. Jack Ripley, Terry Chambers, and Xander Payne are hoping to achieve what I already have and that’s become two time World Champions. To do that they have to beat me and I haven’t lost a fucking match since Operation: Doomsday. We’ve got Xavier Williams looking to not only take my title but also successfully defend his Unified Tag Team title as he pulls double duty that weekend. Brave efforts but you can’t take this belt off me with half measures. You aren’t beating me in this form without all your resources, attention, and focus being pushed towards moi. As for SOSA…I give him the greatest chance of upsetting me. We teamed up at Territorial Invasion and he is the only man I can consider worthy of-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You must have forgotten. SOSA is out.
The Visual Prophet: SOSA is out?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: SOSA is out.
The Visual Prophet: What? Oh shit that’s right. That tub of lard got him out the paint. Damn shame. Who StarrStan get to replace him?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Johnny Andrews…I don’t know the guy. Some place holding CAC darling. Like I said I never heard of him.
The Visual Prophet: Oh…oh…wait? Him? Out of all the people they could have handed this huge opportunity to, they just gave it to him? He’s the oldest fucking 23 year old I’ve ever seen. I thought only women lied about their age. Then again, isn’t HBB like 31? White people age like Rob Schneider movies.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Fax.
The Visual Prophet: Anyway. I don’t care if it’s Johnny Andrews, Johnny Depp, Johnny Cash, or Johnny Ventura. I’m running over all these Bitch made Bologna Boys and avenging the end of my last reign by winning my first title defense for this one.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Of course you will…OH! I got the weapon you ordered for the match with me as well. Heavy ass case…
(Dr. Angelo exits off screen as the Asian women keep massaging Viz. Angelo returns with an all gold suitcase as he sits it on the stool next to the table Viz is laying on and opens it up. He reveals a Gold Shovel with special engravings and the VPLA logo etched onto the handle.)
The Visual Prophet: My special edition all gold shovel engraved by the fine folks at Cartier! Name a better weapon for me to wield as I bury all these bastards in the middle of that ring! Do it I dare you!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Maybe a shotgun but this shovel should definitely do the trick!
The Visual Prophet: Mazeltov!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :blessed:
(Viz then reaches his hand out with a smirk on his face while he puts his hand on his newly confirmed Extreme Elimination Chamber weapon. Dr. Angelo holds the golden shovel in his hands and extends it out so that it touches Viz’s fingertips as its the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to an absolutely different scenery from there.)
[SCREENBAR: ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2020 – WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER]
(The camera fades in to Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana where Stephie Love is seen standing in the ring as above her head, hovering over the ring, is the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure which is once again focused on for the second time of the night as Stephie begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest… IS A EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Crowd: DSKLNJNS:OJLDKLISLKDHBJIJALJKHBJSAJO:ILASJJO:ASILJAO:LJSBA
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays up as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage, slower than usual. Because he’s pushing in front of him a shopping cart full of weapons as he doesn’t stop at the stage and proceeds to continue down the ramp, continuing to push the shopping cart as he does casually.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 250 pounds… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne has done good for himself recently. Going back to House of Glass where he beat a certain participant in this match, he finally gets to do something that he’s always struggled to do before and is now getting that chance of a lifetime once more, and that’s winning a World Championship.
Flannery McCoy: And of course his weapon of choice, well it’s plural. He seems to be carrying a shopping cart full of weapons and if I could tell you what was inside of it then I would but whatever he has in there could completely change the tides of the match for him and into his favor, it’s going to be very interesting to see how he utilizes them tonight.
Jake Mercer: AH FUCK THE GROUND! IT’S SHAKING WHAT THE HELL?! ISSA EARTHQUAKE! Oh it’s Xander nevermind, sorry guys, continue sorry sorry…
(Xander lifts the shopping cart up the stairs of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as he looks at the pods to the left and right of him as the Ref points him towards the right way as he pushes the shopping cart into the pod as he stands next to him as the pod scloses following that as ‘It Follows’ fades out. After a few moments ‘44 Bulldog’ plays up as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He’s fixing something onto his feet as the camera pans down to show that he has barbed wire Timberlands on his feet as he looks down at them with a smirk on the stage before making his way down the ramp and to the ring)
Stephie Love: Next… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes one-half of the winners of the Grand Prix! Chris Elite is walking in with motivation tonight as I think he’s looking to be the most decorated Elitist in the entirety of Dynasty currently if he wins this matchup!
Flannery McCoy: I can definitely see that, two wins on the same night isn’t so far fetched but he’s come prepared. Those barbed wire Timberlands he has on his feet will seem to do him good use especially if he does his patented Box Office Smash.
Jake Mercer: I ain’t with the talk or the chit chat-
Stew-O: I’m not letting you sing that anymore if you’re gonna say the n-word like we’ve stopped you from doing one too many times.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Just let me live. But ye Chris Elite, if he wins the World Heavyweight Championship, imagine the photoshoots he would have with the title!
Stew-O: :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol:
(Elite makes his way up the stairs and enters into the structure as the Ref points him to his Chamber he looks down once more at the barbed wire Timberlands with a hyped look on his face yet it’s notable that he nurses the wounds from the Grand Prix finals as he makes his way into his pod as he prepares as it closes behind him as ‘44 Bulldog’ fades out. After a while ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot plays up as Lethal Conseqences makes his way out to the stage with intensity as he doesn’t bother stopping at the stage and instead makes his way to the Chamber as he ignores the negative reaction the crowd is given him. While in his hand he holds a loaded mic, which is a regular mic with spikes all over it which is sure to cause a hell of a lot of pain in this matchup)
Stephie Love: Next… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is walking into this match with the intention, like one too many times he’s had, to capture World Championship gold. You’ve gotta be tired of having this many opportunities and coming up short, in LC’s eyes this has to change tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Let’s talk about that mic he has in his hands. The spikes he has on them spell a red light for anyone that stands in LC’s way and I think if someone does? Well then he’s going to put it to good use for sure.
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! ENTERING INTO THE IMPACT ZONE! BIG DADDY LC! OH MY GAWD IT’S TIME! WOO! THIS IS YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION EVERYONE! THE INEVITABLE! I’VE BEEN CHEERING HIM ON SINCE THE BEGINNING AND I WON’T STOP BECAUSE HE’S GOING TO WIN! LETSFUCKINGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Shut up.
Jake Mercer: MAKE ME! LC IS THE BEST ELITIST OF ALL TIME! LET’S GO BIG LC!!!
(LC stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment before stepping up the stairs and entering into the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He looks at the two competitors already in their pods as the crowd continues to give him a negative reaction before he enters a pod and it’s closed behind him as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out from there. Before long ‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg plays up as Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage as smoke emancipates from where he stands. It surrounds him before he walks out of the smoke holding his signature Equalizer in hand, the thing different about it this time around is the fact that electric wire is wrapped around it as he looks at it keeping a cold face before making his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Next… residing in The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 218 pounds… THE GAWD… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the EAW Chairman! The last time we saw him is at this exact event in the Grand Prix finals as it was clear that it didn’t go his and his partner, Impact’s way as they came up short. You can tell very well by the look on his face that he’s looking for redemption.
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is walking into war as always and the weapon he has of choice, The Equalizer, has brought him a plethora of success along with multiple World Titles. Speaking of though, now that the question arises, may we be seeing Mr. DEDEDE capture his 9th EAW World Championship tonight?
Jake Mercer: Gawd can do anything he wants, he’s done that since the stone age baby! Have you seen all of his accomplishments on his roster page?! Of course he’s been tusseling with the dinosaurs and taking down those pterodactyles!
Stew-O: I think you mean since 1999.
Jake Mercer: 1999 BC. :drakelike:
(DEDEDE doesn’t waste anytime making his way up the steps as he enters into the Chamber as the Ref guides him to his pod as DEDEDE enters in and waits anxiously as he holds The Equalizer in both of his hands looking it up and down as finally, a smirk crosses his face as ‘Value’ fades out. ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice would play up as MITSUBACHI would make his way out to the stage as Komatsu Ogawa would follow him. Ogawa would turn to MITSU and bow to him before making his way backstage as MITSU looks with a determined look on his face as in his hands he holds a trash can as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Next… from Sōka, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… THE SILENT KILLER… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for MITSUBACHI this man is the complete underdog in this match. Although he’s done well for himself coming out on top at the go-home show, the ultimate test lies in the real thing tonight and he knows that.
Flannery McCoy: He has a very simplistic weapon in his hands, a trash can, very interesting compared to what the other people have in this match. MITSU has managed to do some extraordinary things and it’ll be great to see how he fares compared to the rest of the people in this matchup.
Jake Mercer: ALL THIS JAPANESE TRAINING! ALL THE HONING OF THE CRAFT! ALL BUILDING UP TO THIS! THE SPIRIT OF THE GREAT OGAWA FAMILY PUSHES HIM FORWARD TO BEING THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! LETS GOOOOOO!!!
(MITSU would make his way up the stairs of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as he took a deep breath before entering the ring, inferring the position he’s in heading into this match as he poses at the center of the ring before heading to his corner. Shadow boxing as he keeps the trashcan next to him as ‘Black Honey’ fades out. And finally, ‘Don Life’ by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne would play up as The Visual Prophet would make his way out to the stage extravagantly. With the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder he would be twirling a weapon in his hands a rungu throwing club as he looked towards it before tucking it between his arms as he raised the World Heavyweight Championship in the air before making his way down to the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure in front of him)
Stephie Love: And lastly… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a dominant World Title reign from The Visual Prophet. He’s beaten everyone that the Dynasty brand has thrown to him but what should be the ultimate test for him lies in this Chamber.
Flannery McCoy: Of course and we know very well whenever the odds are stacked against him he always manages to pull off some very shocking surprises from under his sleeve. It’ll be interesting to see how he takes this match, or most importantly, how he’s going to be using that African war club in his hands tonight!
Jake Mercer: :whew: Look at this man, been oozing charisma since the womb. Trust me! I have the ultrasound!
Stew-O: … How?
Jake Mercer: The Jake has his many ways. :wow:
(Viz stops at the bottom of the ramp as he looks up at the Extreme Elimination Chamber, taking his time before making his way up the stairs and into the structure as like the person that entered before him, he enters into the ring and makes his way to a corner as he hands the World Heavyweight Championship to the Ref as he raises it high in the air before ‘Don Life’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! OUR MAIN EVENT FOR DAY 2! EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Flannery McCoy: Both The Visual Prophet and MITSUBACHI are exploding out of their corners in intensity as both of them are circling around one another as this match has officially begun! And MITSU already attempting to throw the trash can that he has in his hands towards Viz as Viz manages to move out of the way! Viz going back to trajectory now as he makes his way towards him, BUT MITSU STEPS FORWARD AND CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Viz already getting back up to his feet but MITSU is pushing him towards the ropes now as he sends him into an Irish whip as Viz rebounds back towards him! BUT VIZ USES THE MOMENTUM TO STRIKE THE RUNGU THROWING CLUB INTO THE GUT OF MITSUBACHI SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!
Stew-O: MITSU trying to recover as he’s catching his breath at the moment, BUT VIZ LIFTS THE CLUB AND SLAMS IT ACROSS HIS BACK! MITSU grabbing his back as he falls onto his stomach as Viz lifts it up, AND ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH THE CLUB ONCE MORE! But it’s MITSU that rolls away to the outside of the ring. MITSU slowly using the chain-linked walls of the Chamber to pull himself up as he’s focusing his attention back on his opposition, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE LEAPS OFF ATTEMPTING AN AXE HANDLE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AS VIZ LANDS ON HIS FEET!
(MITSUBACHI circles around the ring as The Visual Prophet looks on from the outside with a smirk)
The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) What’s wrong? Vizzy doesn’t bite!
Jake Mercer: Viz entering back into the ring, BUT MITSU TAKES THE TRASH CAN AND THROWS IT AT HIS HEAD! Viz is stunned as you can see the club drop to the ground as he stumbles back into the ring, as MITSU with a knee strike towards his head sends him down to the mat! Viz grabbing his head as he brings himself up onto a knee, but before he can do anything else MITSU jumps up and connects with an enzuigiri towards the side of his head!
Stew-O: Viz managing to keep himself planted on a knee but MITSU isn’t stopping the offense as he throws him towards the corner! MITSU taking a run towards Viz, and going for a knee strike once more! But Viz manages to move out of the way as he throws MITSU back into the corner himself as he runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU falling towards a seated position as Viz steps back, and looks to stomp onto his face! But MITSU barely grabbing the foot of Viz as he’s attempting to fight back! But Viz slaps the taste out of his mouth as he separates from the two of them! The World Heavyweight Champion very boastful of himself as MITSU is bringing himself back up onto his feet. MITSU stepping forward and attempting a shoot kick towards his chest! But Viz moves out of the way as MITSU stumbles forward, INTO VIZ AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: MITSU grabbing his back as Viz is bringing him back up to his feet, as MITSU attempts to strike with a forearm which sends Viz back to the ropes! MITSU making his way over to Viz, but Viz using the ropes to kick MITSU in the face which sends him back before anything else! Viz taking the time to pick up the rungu throwing club again as he turns his attention back to MITSU, AND SWINGS IT AT HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: But MITSU grabs ahold of it! Both of them struggling as they’re embroiled in a tug of war for the club, but Viz kicking MITSU in the gut as MITSU retreats back and falls to the ground! VIZ LOOKING TO SLAM IT DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL ONCE MORE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU WITH THE TRASH CAN AS HE PUTS IT OVER THE HEAD OF VIZ! Viz is stunned as he retreats away as he’s quickly trying to pry it off, BUT MITSU RUNS FORWARD AND KICKS THE TRASHCAN AS HE SENDS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU taking the trashcan off of him as he brings him back up to his feet and sends him towards the ropes, MITSU GOING FOR ANOTHER SPINNING WHEEL KICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AS HE POUNCES HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: MITSU landing hard on the outside but he’s already attempting to get back up to his feet as Viz is following him and grabbing him by the head, AS HE SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER! MITSU grabbing onto the chain-linked walls as he drags himself away from the World Heavyweight Champion as Viz makes his way towards him once more and grabs him by his hair, BUT MITSU GRABBING HIM AS HE SLAMS HIM INTO A CHAMBER POD AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU returning the favor now as he’s grabbing him and throwing him back into the ring over the top rope as Viz is already beginning to bring himself up to a knee as MITSU enters back in. MITSU running to the ropes and back as Viz is still on a knee as MITSU jumps, AND GOES FOR A METEORA TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND PLANTS HIM DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: BUT MITSU KICKS OUT QUICKLY! Viz pushing him away as he’s back up to his feet and grabbing MITSU by the head and beginning to drag him towards the turnbuckles, but it’s MITSU with an elbow sent straight towards his gut forcing both of them to separate from one another. Viz moving backward but is already grabbing ahold of MITSU once more, BUT MITSU SETS HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP SENDING HIM BACK FIRST TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU back up to his feet as he grabs Viz as well and brings him up along with him as he runs to the ropes and back, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE! But Viz moves out of the way as he spins around, AND ATTEMPTS A DISCUS LARIAT! But MITSU ducks under as he keeps himself behind him, AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BACKSTABBER!
Jake Mercer: MITSU is back on track and that’s where he needs to be if he wants to keep going in this matchup. He’s picking back up his weapon of choice as he places the trashcan onto Viz and I don’t like where he’s going with that. MITSU is climbing up to the top rope as Viz is still in pain trying to recover but I don’t think he’ll know what hit him, AS MITSU LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS TO CRUSH VIZ WITH THE TRASH CAN ON TOP OF HIM!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S VIZ THAT WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS HE GETS UP AS MITSU IS STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE AND THROWS THE TRASHCAN AT HIM! MITSU catching the trashcan as he’s barely able to keep his balance as Viz grabs him on the top rope, but MITSU with a kick to his face as he’s not going to go down so easily! MITSU dropping the trashcan as he leaps off of the top rope!
Flannery McCoy: AND TAKES DOWN A STANDING VIZ WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TOWARDS HIS CHEST! MITSU HOOKING THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ KICKS OUT! MITSU is back up to his feet as he stabilizes himself as Viz is grabbing at his chest trying to catch a breath. MITSU is taking the rungu throwing club that Viz has managed to use well in this match as he seems he wants to use it for his own benefit as well as he’s waiting for Viz to get back up to his feet!
CRACK!
Stew-O: AS HE CRACKS THE CLUB AGAINST HIS SKULL AS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COLLAPSES BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: And look at the blood just pouring down from the skull of The Visual Prophet, it’s clear that we’re going to be seeing a lot more of that in this match as MITSU is already bringing him back up to his feet.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of the countdown has begun!!! Oh boy I’m excited, AMPED! PUMPED!
Stew-O: Get to the point damn.
Jake Mercer: WHO WILL BE THE THIRD PERSON ENTERING THIS MATCH FROM THE CHAMBER PODS!
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(MITSUBACHI stands in the center of the ring as he seems braced for whatever is about to come his way as he has a fierce look of determination as he drops the ringu throwing club and braces the trashcan in his hands)
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Stew-O: VIZ FROM BEHIND AS HE’S BARELY ABLE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AS HE TAKES THE CLUB OFF THE GROUND AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF MITSU’S KNEECAP!
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BUZZ!!!
(The crowd would buzz in anticipation before as the lights, previously dimmed, would have a solo spotlight shined down on a singular pod in the Chamber)
???: :dave:
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS THE 3RD MAN IN THE CHAMBER!
Jake Mercer: LC gripping onto his loaded mic in one hand as he’s making his way into the ring as Viz turns around, AND LC IS ALREADY LOOKING TO STAB THE SPIKES ON THE MIC STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: But Viz manages to get up as he stumbles backwards barely dodging the attack as LC swings again, but it was a fake as Viz ducks under and LC trips his legs which sends him down to the canvas! LC not wasting any time running to the ropes and back as Viz is slowly beginning to pull himself up to a seated position as he’s dragging himself back up to his feet, but it’s LC that takes him down with a Lou Thesz press!
Flannery McCoy: And LC is taking the loaded mic now, AS HE SLAMS IT TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! LC ISN’T DONE AS HE USES IT AGAIN TO BRUTALLY STAB VIZ’S FACE AND PUNCTURE HOLES THROUGH HIS SKIN WITH THE LOADED MIC AS THE BLOOD IS JUST BEGINNING TO POUR FROM VIZZY!
Jake Mercer: But it’s MITSUBACHI from behind taking advantage of LC who was focused on Viz as he grabs him, AND LIFTS HIM INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT LC ROLLS IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY! Both of them are back up as LC takes the mic back in his hands, BUT MITSU COLLIDES WITH HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING USING THE TRASHCAN AS A SHIELD AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SENT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: LC dropping the mic as MITSU is taking advantage as he brings him up to his feet and grabs him as he sends him into an Irish whip! AS MITSU CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE WHICH SENDS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU isn’t done as he runs to the ropes and back as LC sits back up, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MITSU holding his own right now as he’s back up to his feet as Viz is leaning against the corner as MITSU runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO HIS GUT! Viz grabbing his gut in pain as MITSU turns around and gets a running start as he turns around and runs towards Viz again! BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND TURNS HIM AROUND AS HE LAUNCHES HIM IN THE AIR WITH A QUICK BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO TAKE MITSUBACHI BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is back in the match as he’s already focusing his attention on LC and bringing him up, AS LC MANAGED TO DRAG HIMSELF BACK TO THE LOADED MIC AS HE TAKES A SWING!
Jake Mercer: But Viz manages to grab ahold of it! You can see the pain on his face as the spikes begin to stab through the palm of his hand as he’s trying to fight through it, but it’s LC with a kick to the gut as Viz is forced to let go as he stumbles backwards as LC takes a swing! BUT VIZ DUCKS UNDER! BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE KNEECAP OF LC SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(Viz makes his way over to his weapon of choice as he takes the ringu throwing club and lifts it in the air momentarily as the crowd begins to cheer in pure bloodlust. He twirls it around before looking at both of his opponents, ready for them both to get back up to their feet)
Stew-O: LC IS UP FIRST AS HE TAKES HIS LOADED MIC AND SWINGS AT VIZ! But Viz ducking under as he takes his club and swings it at LC, BUT LC SIDE STEPS AS HE GRABS MITSU WHO’S GETTING UP AND THROWS HIM AT VIZ! AS MITSU ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LIFTS THE CLUB UP AS MITSU’S FOREARM MEETS THE CLUB INSTEAD OF VIZ’S FACE AS HE RETREATS BACK IN PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: LC running forward now as Viz is caught off guard as he grabs him by the head and throws him towards the ropes! But it’s Viz that grabs onto the top rope before he rebounds back towards LC as LC runs at him, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LIFTS HIM UP AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE DROPS HIM ON THE METAL FLOORING OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER IN THE PROCESS!
Jake Mercer: Viz leaving the ring now as he meets LC on the outside and grabs him by his head as he brings him up to his feet, BUT IT’S LC WITH AN ELBOW TOWARDS THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE THAT SENDS HIM BACKWARDS! LC stumbling backward as he’s backing himself against the wall of the cage as Viz runs forward, BUT LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ COLLIDES WITH THE CHAIN-LINKED STEEL WALLS OF THE CHAMBER!
Stew-O: LC isn’t done as he’s grabbing the head of Viz, AND LOOK AT HIM JUST GRINDING HIS FACE ALL OVER THE STEEL! STEEL AGAINST FLESH NOW THAT HAS TO HURT AS VIZ IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE! LC isn’t done now as he lets go of his grip and lifts his leg up, AS HE STOMPS DOWN STRAIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ADDING EVEN MORE PAIN TO THE ALREADY AGONIZING PAIN THAT HE’S FIGHTING THROUGH!
Flannery McCoy: LC grabbing Viz and throwing him back into the ring as LC is entering through, BUT MITSU GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE QUICKLY PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A HANGMAN’S DDT! MITSU isn’t wasting anytime making his presence known as he’s grabbing LC by the head as he begins to send a barrage of forearms to his face as LC is sent back into the corner as MITSU grabs the middle rope! As he begins to thrust his shoulder into the gut of LC! MITSU is trying to weaken the freshest person currently in the match as he grabs LC by the arm and sends him towards the opposite corner! MITSU turning around as he begins to run towards LC!
CRACK!
Jake Mercer: VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE STEPPING FORWARD IN MITSUBACHI’S WAY AS HE CRACKS THE RINGU THROWING CLUB AGAINST THE SKULL OF MITSU AS BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND! VIZ FALLING ONTO MITSU! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHH-
Stew-O: BUT MITSU GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Viz trying to recover, but it’s LC that steps out of the corner and stomps down onto his body! LC catching Viz off guard as he brings him up to his feet, LC IS GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN GRAB ONTO VIZ HE CONNECTS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACKFIST TAKES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG, RETURNING THE FAVOR AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Viz showing why he exactly got that title in the first place as he’s fighting against the odds at the moment as he’s using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. MITSUBACHI is beginning to recover now as LC is following slowly as he does the same. MITSU making his way towards Viz!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LC FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF MITSU’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz given a moment to breathe as he’s leaning back against the corner as LC is grabbing that loaded microphone as those bloody spikes are pointing menacingly towards MITSUBACHI as he’s beginning to stir and get back up to his feet! AS LC LOOKS TO SLAM THE MIC ONTO HIS SKULL!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN AS HE GRABS THE MIC AND PUSHES LC DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE STABS THE SPIKES TOWARDS LC’S FACE AS HE PUSHES IT DOWN AS IT PIERCES THROUGH HIM! JUST ADDING INSULT TO INJURY FOR HIM AS BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO JUST GUSH OUT FROM HIS WOUNDS AS MITSU CONTINUES TO DIG THE SPIKES DEEPER INTO HIS FACE!
Stew-O: But once again the countdown has begun! Who will be the fourth person to enter into this Extreme Elimination Chamber match?!
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Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU ISN’T DONE AS HE QUICKLY GETS UP AND LIFTS HIS FOOT UP AS HE STOMPS DOWN ON THE LOADED MIC AS THE SPIKES ON IT JUST STAB DEEPER INSIDE THE FACIAL STRUCTURE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
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(Both MITSU and Viz look to one another as they both begin to recover standing in the ring but before they can do anything else the lights begin to dim)
1…
BUZZ!!!
(The spotlights begin to flicker on the Chamber pods around the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the crowd once again begins to buzz as the spotlight finally fully shines down on…)
(Xander Payne)
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE IS IN AS HE EXITS HIS POD PUSHING THE SHOPPING CART WITH HIM! Both Viz and MITSU in the ring see the danger that Xander possesses with the plethora of weapons in his arsenal as who knows what could be in there!
Stew-O: And their off as MITSU is quickly exiting the ring and running towards Xander, BUT XANDER PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART RIGHT TOWARDS HIM AS HE RUNS HIM OVER WITH EASE!
Flannery McCoy: Viz exiting from out of the ring as well as he catches Xander by surprise as he attacks him from behind! Xander stumbles forward as Viz turns him around and sends an elbow towards his face! But it’s Xander that grabs him by the head and rams a knee into his gut as it’s Viz that drops down to a knee in pain! Xander going back to his shopping cart and pulling it back as Viz gets up and attempts to grab him as Xander is scavenging through!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE?! XANDER JUST CRACKED A STREET SIGN ACROSS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Stew-O: Viz collapsing to the ground but is quickly trying to recover, AS XANDER LIFTS UP THE STREET SIGN AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF VIZ ONCE MORE! Xander has it in his possession as that seems to be his selection of weapons from the plethora that he has in his shopping cart as he throws the street sign into the ring and enters in with it as well. LC is slowly beginning to recover and I don’t think he even knows who’s the person who came out of the pod as Xander is waiting for him! AS HE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH THE STREET SIGN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LC GRABS THE STREET SIGN AND PUSHES IT AWAY AS HE JABS THE LOADED MIC STRAIGHT INTO XANDER’S ARM! Xander grabbing his arm in pain as he drops the street sign down to the ground as LC steps forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Xander falling to the ground as LC is beginning to scale the turnbuckles and climb up onto the top rope. He’s taking his time as he’s waiting for Xander to get up as he’s looking to fly! AS HE LEAPS OFF WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
CRACK!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE! MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF LC BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO LEAP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A BLACK KENDO STICK! THAT WAS OUT OF XANDER’S SHOPPING CARD!
Flannery McCoy: LC barely able to keep himself balanced on the top rope as he’s in a very peculiar position, AS MITSU STEPS FORWARD AS HE SHOVES LC OFF THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS HARD ON THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: MITSU leaning forward against the ropes for a moment but he’s focusing his attention on the action in the ring, BUT XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS THE JAW OF MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander keeping his ground as he stands at the center of the ring, BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX LAUNCHING XANDER PAYNE AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Viz keeping his attention on Xander as he’s grabbing him by the arm and sending him towards the ropes as Xander rebounds off, AS VIZ WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander sitting up as Viz stands back up as well, as he stomps down onto his face! But Xander manages to grab his foot as he shoves it away before it allows him to roll himself back up to his feet and recover as Viz runs forward! But Xander throws him to the ropes as Viz rebounds back!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS LIFTING HIM UP! LAST SEDATION!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICANRANA! HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THAT?!
Stew-O: The magic of Big Viz traverses time and space :wow:. Xander rolling up to a knee as Viz makes his way over and grabs him by the back of his head and pulls him upward, LOOK! MITSUBACHI is getting back up to his feet as he keeps the black kendo stick he pulled out of Xander’s shopping cart as his weapon, AS HE TAKES A BIG SWING TOWARDS XANDER AS VIZ HOLDS HIM UP WHICH MIGHT BE SOME ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK! BUT XANDER SIDESTEPPING AND PUSHING VIZZY INTO THE LINE OF FIRE AS MITSU CRACKS THE KENDO STICK ACROSS HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU trying to recover as Xander runs forward, but MITSU side stepping as he throws him to the ropes! Wait! Lethal Consequences! He grabs Xander by the head before he rebounds off the ropes as he pulls him out to the outside of the ring! LC keeping the momentum as he grabs him and lifts him up, AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
(The only two left standing are LC and MITSU as LC enters back into the ring, all before…)
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Jake Mercer: MITSU SWINGING THE KENDO STICK! BUT LC DUCKS UNDER!
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Stew-O: DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER TAKES MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND AS LC KEEPS HIMSELF PREPARED FOR WHAT’S COMING! He knows that either Mr. DEDEDE or Chris Elite are coming out of their pods and he’s keeping a sharp eye on who that is!
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BUZZ!!!
(Lethal Consequences leaves the ring and enters back in this time with the loaded mic gripped in his hand as the spotlight begins to shine down on each of the two pods that are left with a person in the match before it finally shines down on a singular pod)
(As Chris Elite looks at Lethal Consequences with a smirk on his face)
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS IN THIS MATCH AS HE HAS THOSE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE RUNS OUT OF HIS POD! Elite not wasting any time as he grabs onto the ropes, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF AS HE ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR A FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK PUTTING HIS WEAPON TO GOOD USE AGAINST LC!
Jake Mercer: But LC moves out of the way just barely as he rolls to his left! Both of them are back up now, AS ELITE ATTEMPTS A KICK TO THE FACE OF LC! But LC ducking under as he’s grabbing onto the legs of Chris Elite and pulling him down to the ground as LC just begins to stomp down on them repeatedly! LC knows the threat on the freshly entered Chris Elite and with those barbed wire Timberlands he’s like a walking weapon!
Stew-O: But Elite kicking LC away as LC is forced to let go and back up as he runs to the ropes and back as Elite is getting back up to his feet! BUT IT’S ELITE THAT CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS CRACK AGAINST THE SIDE OF LC’S FACE AS HE’S JUST SCREAMING IN PAIN AS A RESULT!
Flannery McCoy: Elite prying the timberlands off of the head of LC as LC rolls away and retreats off as I think Elite is looking to pick apart another person in this matchup. AND HE’S ABOUT TO GET THAT AS XANDER FROM BEHIND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT WHICH SENDS ELITE DOWN! Elite trying to get up but Xander is quickly on the offense as he isn’t wasting anytime stomping down onto his body trying to make sure that he’s unable to get back up to his feet as Elite is trying to fend for himself as much as possible!
Jake Mercer: Xander is bringing him up to his feet, AS HE GOES FOR A SICKENING HEADBUTT! But Elite manages to step back, AS HE SWEEPS FOR THE LEGS WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS! But Xander jumps up over them, BUT IT TAKES HIM OFF GUARD AS ELITE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAPS TAKING HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: WAIT! AIR VIZZY! HE TAKES ELITE DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! Viz isn’t done as he’s lifting Elite up his feet and into the air as he can’t do anything about it as Viz has him hoisted in the air, AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A MILITARY PRESS!
Flannery McCoy: Elite grabbing his back as he quickly rolls away as Viz is chasing after him now, WAIT! MITSUBACHI FROM BEHIND AS HE PUTS THE TRASHCAN OVER VIZ’S HEAD! Viz is trying to pry it off as MITSU takes the black kendo stick that he has utilized to good effect and isn’t even his weapon! AS HE’S SLAMMING THE WEAPON AGAINST THE TRASHCAN OVER VIZ’S HEAD AS HE’S JUST BEATING DOWN ON HIM RIGHT NOW WITH BRUTAL KENDO STICK SHOTS!
(Meanwhile Xander Payne is seen rolling to the outside as he grabs onto the shopping card for stability. He begins to quickly look through everything inside of the shopping cart before his eyes light up as he looks with a malicious look on his face before turning back to the action inside the ring)
Jake Mercer: MITSU finally dropping the kendo stick as Viz is down and he’s prying the trash can off of him as he begins to focus on someone else. WAIT! XANDER FROM BEHIND! HE JUST THREW SOMETHING AROUND THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI! WHAT THE HELL?!
Stew-O: WHY DOES THAT MAN HAVE A LASSO?!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS CHOKING MITSU WITH THE LASSO AS HE’S PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM! Xander finally dragging him over as he jumps up, KNEE DROP TO HIS HEAD AS WHAT WAS ALREADY CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION IS SURELY KICKING IN EVEN MORE AFTER THAT! Xander grabbing the lasso and bringing MITSU up to his feet! HE’S GOING FOR OVERDOSE AS HE PULLS MITSU IN!
Jake Mercer: But MITSU ducking under as he grabs Xander, AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! MITSU freeing himself from the lasso as he’s pushing it away and getting himself back to his feet as he grabs Xander and brings him up, WAIT! HE’S STRANGLING XANDER WITH THE LASSO NOW! HE ISN’T EVEN USING IT AS ONE HE’S USING IT AS A ROPE!
Stew-O: MITSU STRANGLING THE LIFE OUT OF XANDER! BUT WAIT! LC! LOADED MIC SHOT TO THE BACK OF MITSU’S HEAD SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC sees the situation he’s in as Xander is quickly trying to pull the rope off and get some breathing room as LC is taking the lasso in his hand!
Flannery McCoy: NOW HE’S CHOKING XANDER OUT WITH IT! HE’S NOT DONE WHAT IS HE DOING?! HE’S RAKING THE SPIKES ON THE LOADED MIC OVER THE FACE OF XANDER! XANDER IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AS HIS SCREAMS OF AGONY ARE SAYING IT ALL! XANDER IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT BUT I THINK HE MIGHT JUST PASS OUT RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: WAIT XANDER MANAGING TO GAIN SOME GROUND AS HE’S SLOWLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! STUNNER TO LC TAKES HIM DOWN AND FORCES THE HOLD THAT LC HAS ON HIM TO BREAK!
Stew-O: Meanwhile it seems Chris Elite got the breather he needed as he’s back up to his feet and focusing on the World Heavyweight Champion as he’s helping speed up the process as he’s bringing Viz back up to his feet, as Viz attempts to clock him in the jaw with a European Uppercut! Elite taken back, AS HE ATTEMPTS TO USE THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! VIZ WITH THE RUNGU THROWING CLUB OUT OF NOWHERE CRACKING IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE AS BROUGHT IT OUT FROM BEHIND HIS BACK AS ELITE BROUGHT HIM BACK UP!
Jake Mercer: Elite falling flat to the ground as now the blood is beginning to pour from his skull as he grabs his head in pain as Viz is bringing him up again as he sets him up! WHICH SLIPS ELITE INTO THE PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TAKES ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: BUT ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: Viz looking in frustration clearly as he’s bringing Elite up and continuing the fight! Meanwhile it seems Xander and MITSUBACHi have themselves occupied, AS XANDER LIFTS MITSU UP AND DROPS HIM INTO A URANAGE BACKBREAKER! MITSU sitting up in pain as Xander runs to the ropes and back, as he stomps down on his face! MITSU flat on his back now as Xander jumps over him and once again rebounds off the ropes as he runs towards MITSUBACHI, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A SENTON!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU GETS THE KNEES UP!
Stew-O: Xander grabbing his back in pain now as he didn’t expect that out of him as MITSU is returning the favor and running to and back from the ropes, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK WHICH CRACKS ACROSS THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! Xander bouncing off the canvas as MITSU isn’t done as he grabs him and brings him up from a headlock position, AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Xander pulling the lasso off the ground now as I think we have a clue about what’s next for MITSUBACHI at this moment, BUT WAIT! LC HAS AHOLD OF IT AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND PULLS XANDER IN, AS HE TURNS HIM COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE UTILIZING XANDER’S OWN LASSO TO GREAT EXTENT AS XANDER IS BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: But coming away from that I think we have someone joining us! The 6th and last entrant into the Extreme Elimination Chamber, as we know exactly who that is…
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(The three people that are up to their feet, The Visual Prophet, Chris Elite, and Lethal Consequences begin to turn their focus to the only Chamber pod that is housing a person inside of it as all three of them seem ready for whatever is coming their way)
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(And from the inside Mr. DEDEDE watches the scene with a smirk on his face)
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BUZZ!!!
Jake Mercer: Gawd is here.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is here as he’s not wasting any time walking out of his chamber with ferocity in his eyes as in his hands he holds the Equalizer wrapped in electric wires as that could cause some major catastrophe in this matchup!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite taking the first shot as one-half of the Grand Prix winners quickly runs forward as he climbs up the turnbuckles, AND LEAPS UP AS HE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE STANDS AND FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: BUT MR. DEDEDE SWINGS THE EQUALIZER!
Stew-O: BUT ELITE SAW IT COMING AS HE KEEPS HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE!
(The scene is tense as Chris Elite is standing on the top turnbuckle as he looks down at Mr. DEDEDE, who is gripping the Equalizer in his hand defensively as before he turns his attention to the other two that are watching the scene)
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE TURNING HIS ATTENTION OFF OF ELITE ALLOWED HIM TO LEAP OFF AND CONNECT WITH A TOP-ROPE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE dropping the Equalizer down to the ground as he grabs him by the head, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CHAMBER POD THAT HE JUST EXITED OUT OF! DEDEDE grabbing his back in pain as Elite runs forward as DEDEDE doesn’t know what’s about to hit him! I THINK HE’S LOOKING TO POUNCE HIM THROUGH THE CHAMBER POD! DRIVE-BY!
Stew-O: SPEAR!
Flannery McCoy: THAT ELITE MANAGES TO TURN INTO A DDT!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KEEPS HIMSELF UP! O’CONNOR ROLL! CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN ON CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: NOT TODAY AS ELITE TURNS IT INTO A SCHOOLBOY!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Meanwhile as that’s still going on Viz seems to have attacked LC from behind and taken him down to the ground! Meanwhile MITSU is holding his own against Xander as both of them are quickly trading shots with absolutely no remorse, the Extreme Elimination Chamber is truly underway right now!
Jake Mercer: Viz is bringing LC up as he throws him towards the ropes! LC keeping hold of the ropes as Viz runs forward attempting to toss him over! But LC pulls down the ropes as Viz goes over and falls to the outside! LC running towards Viz now, but Viz with a boot to the face of LC! LC stumbling back and is focusing his attention on Viz once more as he takes a swing! BUT LC CATCHES HIM WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN!
Stew-O: Xander has focused his attention back on the shopping cart full of weapons as he brings it over the ropes as it’s in the ring! MITSU stumbling up to his feet as he’s shaking his head as I don’t think he knows what’s happening right now, XANDER IS RUNNING TOWARDS MITSU AS HE LOOKS TO RUN HIM OVER WITH THE SHOPPING CART ONCE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU GRABS AHOLD OF IT! Both of them are in a tug of war as this might determine their fate! As MITSU gets a hold of it and forces Xander to retreat away in the process! Xander grabbing the ropes before he can fall down as he turns back to MITSU!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSUBACHI PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART TOWARDS THE BOTH OF THEM AS THE SHOPPING CART TUMBLES OVER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(The contents of the shopping cart spill out to the canvas as both MITSU and Xander are groaning in pain as MITSU is beginning to pull himself up as he looks over at the wreckage)
Stew-O: 2×4 with nails… trash can with a plant… a black bag… handcuffs… and a loose roll of barbed wire… that man really is insane.
Xander Payne: NO! MXY THGINGS!
MITSUBACHI: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Meanwhile the brawl between Chris Elite and Mr. DEDEDE continues! DEDEDE has Elite backed against the Chamber walls as he’s sending stomps down onto his gut trying to weaken him as much as possible before grabbing him and sending him over the ropes now! DEDEDE entering back into the ring as he’s waiting for Elite to get back up, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE KEEPS HIM IN THE AIR AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND REVERSING THE BULLDOG! DEDEDE staggering up as he’s doubled over, Elite making his way over as I think he sees an opportunity!
Jake Mercer: DREAMING! AXE KICK WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN! ELITE WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHH-
Stew-O: DEDEDE POWERS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Elite is frustrated as he’s using the ropes to get himself back up to his feet as he’s positioning himself waiting for DEDEDE to get up as I think he’s going to go for something big to capitalize off of the Dreaming Axe Kick!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM DOWN! Viz bringing him up as he throws him to the ropes and back, AS ELITE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! But Viz moves out of the way as he turns Elite around and grabs him, AS HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Elite lands on his feet as he waits for Viz to turn around!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ WAS READY FOR IT! IKE TURNER SPECIAL AS VIZ SPIN AROUND AND TAKES ELITE DOWN WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST!
Flannery McCoy: Viz isn’t done as he’s beginning to climb up to the top rope as Elite is down! He knows what he has to do and he is in it to eliminate Chris Elite from this matchup as he stands!
Jake Mercer: BOW TO THE HEART! DIVING ELBOW DROP!
Stew-O: NOT TODAY! ELITE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS BOTH OF THEM GET UP TO THEIR FEET! OPEN YA MATA! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! But Viz moves out of the way as he grabs him! BACK SUPLEX! BUT ELITE WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO EXECUTE IT SEPERATING THEM AS VIZ TURNS AROUND!
Flannery McCoy: SECOND ATTEMPT AT OPEN YA MATA CONNECTS!
(Viz is down on the ground as Elite looks around at what’s around him before taking the loose roll of barbed wire and beginning to wrap it around the Timberlands, primarily the soles of them as he looks at Viz as he’s slowly beginning to recover as he tears the roll off till he feels satisfied before)
Jake Mercer: HE’S GOING FOR BOX OFFICE SMASH WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT AS HE SLIDES DOWN AND GRABS THE RINGU THROWING CLUB AS HE TAKES A SWING! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER THAT! BOX OFFICE SMASH ATTEMPT FOR THE SECOND TIME!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! IT CONNECTS ACROSS THE JAW OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! Elite prying the Timberlands off the bloodied face of Viz as he rolls around in pure pain as this can’t be the end! Elite is climbing up to the top rope now as he stands! AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!
Stew-O: CONNECTS! 630 SENTON ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET! ELITE SCRAMBLING BACKWARD AND HOOKING THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRR-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Stephie Love: THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Chris Elite sits up and has the biggest smirk on his face as anyone else who wasn’t doing anything turned to look at him)
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champ might be out but this match continues as Elite knows that, AND JUMPS BACK INTO THE FRAY!
Flannery McCoy: But LC is already on the hunt as he grabs the arm of Elite and sends him into the corner! Elite backed up against the corner as LC comes in, as he sends a stomp to his gut! LC continuing to send multiple stomps to weaken Elite even more!
Jake Mercer: BUT ELITE STOPS HIM WITH A DICKEATERY STOPPER! Uppercut across the jaw of Lethal Consequences connects as Elite grabs ahold of this arm as he switches places with him as now it’s LC in the corner as Elite is on the offense!
Stew-O: Meanwhile Xander is focusing his attention on DEDEDE as he’s bringing him up, BUT DEDEDE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! DEDEDE keeping ahold of his arm as he’s beginning to just tear into him as he’s sending multiple punches down on the side of his face!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER ROLLS IT INTO A INSIDE CRADLE! THE REF SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT! It allows Xander to push away and recover quickly as both of them are up at the same time, as he kicks DEDEDE in the gut! DEDEDE forced to double over as Xander grabs him and pulls him in as he lifts him up! AND GOES FOR A TWISTING BRAINBUSTER!
Stew-O: But DEDEDE sending a knee strike down forcing Xander to bring him down as Xander is sent backward and towards the ropes as DEDEDE runs towards him!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE?! XANDER JUST TOOK THE HANDCUFFS OFF THE GROUND AND SLAPPED THEM ONTO DEDEDE’S WRIST! Xander dragging him now to the ropes as DEDEDE sees this, BUT XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD! XANDER IS HANDCUFFING DEDEDE TO THE ROPES!
(Xander locks the other end onto the bottom rope as DEDEDE is forced downward as he can only look up at Xander with livid eyes as Xander looks with a smirk before waving at him as he tosses away the key and continues to go elsewhere)
Jake Mercer: No way he just did that! Xander focusing on someone else now!
CRACK!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI SLAMMING THE 2X4 NAIL BOARD OVER THE HEAD OF XANDER PAYNE!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU just prying it off of the head of Xander Payne and just look at the blood that’s pouring down from the back of his head down to his neck! Xander still keeping himself upward as he’s finding it a struggle to do so as MITSU winds up again, AND HE TAKES ANOTHER SWING!
Jake Mercer: But Xander ducking under as MITSU doesn’t know what’s happening as he turns him around and sets him up quickly! AFTER HOURS! XANDER PULLING THE WRIST AND TAKING MITSU DOWN WITH THE SAITO SUPLEX WITH THE LAST ENERGY HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREE-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S MITSU THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Xander is back up to his feet as he’s not pleased but is realizing that it’s one person out of the equation as he begins to focus on someone else! He’s making his way over to Lethal Consequences who is currently having his attention turned on Chris Elite as what is Xander doing?!
CRACK!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER WITH THE BLACK KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! But LC ducks under as he realized it just in the nick of time and managed to avoid! LC managing to evade as he grabs Xander by the back of the head, AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ENOUGH FOR CHRIS ELITE TO ROLL UP LC INTO A SCHOOLBOY OUT OF NOWHERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT LC KICKING OUT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! Both of them are back up now as we saw something similar before, AS ELITE IS ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTING A KICK TO THE SKULL OF LC USING THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS HE TOOK HIM OFF GUARD JUST FOR THE MOMENT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!
Flannery McCoy: But not before LC ducks under! Elite spun around in a 180 as LC grabs him! But Elite with a quick back elbow to his face sending him backward! LC not giving up though as he makes his way over to Elite, BUT NOT BEFORE ELITE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CUTTER!
(Meanwhile behind Elite, Xander has managed to enter back into the ring as he takes the roll of barbed wire from his shopping cart and takes out a large strand before getting back up and focusing back on Elite while he’s distracted…)
Jake Mercer: AS XANDER BEGINS TO WRAP THE BARBED WIRE STRAND AROUND CHRIS ELITE! HE’S GOING TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH IT!
Stew-O: But Elite with an elbow to his gut as Xander is forced to let go as if that happened he would’ve been in big trouble! Elite grabbing the barbed wire strand as now he has it in his possession as he looks to Xander as he turns his attention back to him as well…
Flannery McCoy: AS HE’S RAKING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE EYES OF XANDER!
Jake Mercer: XANDER FALLING TO THE GROUND AS HE’S STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE AS ELITE HAS HIS FOOT PRESSED AGAINST HIS GUT AS THE BARBED WIRE BEGINS TO DIG INTO HIS SKIN AS WELL FROM THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS XANDER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?!
Stew-O: NOT NOW LOOK AT THIS! RANSOM! KOJI CLUTCH! XANDER’S FACE IS JUST PRESSED AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS THEY’RE CLAWING INTO EVERY FIBER POSSIBLE! WILL HE TAP?!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE DOES HE?! BUT WE KNOW XANDER VERY WELL AND THAT’S THE FACT NO MATTER HOW SLIVER THE CHANCES ARE HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO TURN THE TABLES AT THE LAST SECOND AND DEFY THE ODDS! BUT I FEEL LIKE THE CHANCES ARE TOO SLIM, especially for someone like him… TO FIND A WAY OUT OF SUBMISSION HOLD AND BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: HE DOESN’T HAVE A CHOICE! HE’S TAPPING! SECOND ELIMINATION BY CHRIS ELITE!
Stephie Love: XANDER PAYNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(With Xander out that only leaves four people left in the ring at the time. Mr. DEDEDE who’s still handcuffed to the bottom rope and is trying to find a way out of the situation that he seems himself in. Lethal Consequences, who has the loaded mic gripped in his hand as he slowly begins to stir and regain his consciousness. MITSUBACHI, who’s been in since the beginning and is an absolute wildcard who has gotten farther than the current, soon to be former, World Heavyweight Champion and a man who has won a plethora of midcard titles, he has held his own against the best and that’s commendable. And the man who just eliminated Xander, Chris Elite who shoves Xander away and quickly gets back up to his feet as all four men look at one another as they see the circumstance that they’re all in)
Stew-O: MITSU TAKING THE FIRST SHOT AS HE GOES BACK TO THE WEAPON OF CHOICE THAT HE CHOSE IN THE FORM OF THE TRASHCAN AS HE ATTACKS LC! But LC ducks under as he grabs him, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But MITSU grabbing onto the top rope to keep him upwards as he places a trash can over his head and grabs onto the ropes as he springboards off!
Flannery McCoy: AND TAKES LC DOWN WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT ONTO THE TRASH CAN! MITSU HOOKING THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: LC KICKS OUT! LC shoving the trash can away as he’s stumbling up to his feet as MITSU grabs him, BUT LC SLIPS THROUGH AS HE TAKES MITSU DOWN WITH A QUICK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! LC getting back up to his feet, BUT ELITE FROM BEHIND AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE USING THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO THEIR FULLEST EXTENT!
Stew-O: LC not falling down to the ground but instead stumbling into the corner as he grabs ahold of the ropes for stability as he turns around as Elite runs over, AS LC LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO SNAKE EYES SENDING ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC picking apart the both of them as he’s bringing MITSU up again, AS HE’S GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU REVERSES IT INTO A JUMPING DDT AS HE PLANTS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: MITSU backing himself up against the corner as he’s using the turnbuckles to pull himself up as both Elite and LC are down but they’re slowly beginning to recover.
CLANK!
Stew-O: :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!
Jake Mercer: HOW DID DEDEDE BREAK THE HANDCUFFS! HE JUST TOOK MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU IS DOWN AS DEDEDE WITH FURY IN HIS EYES HOOKS THE LEGS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: HOW THE HELL DID MITSUBACHI KICK OUT OF THAT?!
(INSTANT REPLAY: As MITSUBACHI is fending off both Chris Elite and Lethal Consequences, DEDEDE is seen constantly tugging at the handcuffs as he looks around trying to find a way out. Beforelong he begins to drag the handcuffs through the ropes and to the bottom turnbuckle corner and begins to tug at the chain using the turnbuckle to loosen the grip before gnawing at the chain with his teeth. Before long he keeps his teeth clenched on the chain as he grips onto the chain using his hand as with one heave of powerful strength he manages to completely break the chain and free himself which then leads to the dreaded Spear towards MITSUBACHI)
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is distraught! His patented Spear?! On someone like him?! DEDEDE is getting back up to his feet as he’s looking down at MITSU in confusion!
(MITSU is slowly beginning to crawl as he begins to gain some life as he grabs onto DEDEDE and begins to use him as a crutch as he looks up at him as DEDEDE is still in pure confusion about whatever’s happening)
MITSUBACHI: (Off-Mic) DO IT THEN! FINISH THE JOB!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE shoving MITSU away as he looks at him dead in his eyes! But DEDEDE grabbing MITSU and bringing him up to his feet!
Stew-O: GRAND SLAM! THE BOTTOM DROPS MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE HOOKING THE LEG AS THE REF SLIDES DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
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TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: And then there were three…
Stephie Love: MITSUBACHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(DEDEDE pushes away from MITSU as there only leaves three people officially in the match. Him, Chris Elite, and LC)
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME GOING FOR DEDEDE! But it’s DEDEDE throwing Elite to the ropes and back, BUT ELITE USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE TURNS IT INTO A HANDSPRING CUTTER TAKING DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT LC OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE LOADED MIC SHOT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Elite taken down to the ground as LC grabs him, as he sends a knee shot towards his gut! Elite taken back, but he responds with a forearm back! And another! LC sent backward towards the ropes but he rebounds, AND GOES FOR A LARIAT TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE IS DOWN! LC turning his attention to DEDEDE who was waiting for the right moment who was waiting for him to turn his way to strike, AS HE LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND GOES FOR DEMOLITION! DIAMOND CUTTER!
Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE DEDEDE CAN LIFT INTO THE AIR LC SHOVES HIM AWAY AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND!
Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS TO THE BOTH OF THEM AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Elite is back up as he runs towards DEDEDE now, MOONSAULT TO THE CHAIRMAN! Elite recovering as he’s focusing his attention on LC now, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT FOR HIS TROUBLES AS WELL!
(Elite is the only one left standing as he looks at the both of them before something catches his eye. He leaves the ring and looks down before picking up… The Equalizer)
Flannery McCoy: The one weapon that has turned the tides of multiple matches in Mr. DEDEDE’s career now in the possession of Chris Elite. No matter who it falls into that in itself should not be a good sign, especially with added benefits like the flaming Equalizer at Grand Rampage, and now the weapon wrapped in electric wires.
Jake Mercer: Elite entering into the ring now as DEDEDE is staggering up, if this connects! Then it narrows down the options in this matchup as Elite is slowly following after him, just waiting for him to get up to his feet. If he’s going to end this like The Blicky Boyz did at the Grand Prix finals, then he needs to do it right now!
Stew-O: ELITE SWINGS THE EQUALIZER TOWARDS THE HEAD OF DEDEDE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER! ELITE TURNING AROUND AS HE SWINGS IT AGAIN BEHIND HIM! BUT DEDEDE GRABS AHOLD OF IT AS HE PRIES IT AWAY FROM ELITE!
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Stew-O: IS AVERTED!
**CRASH!**
(In a instant the Equalizer smashes across the head of Chris Elite. He stays frozen for a moment before collapsing down to the ground as DEDEDE looks down at him before he drops the remains of what’s left of the electric wire Equalizer as he drops down to the ground and hooks the leg as the Ref, absolutely shocked as he looks at the bloodied, brutalized Elite, slides down and begins to count the pin)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Stephie Love: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Elite is laid flat on the ground in a bloody mess as DEDEDE looks back at him one more time as he sits up before getting up to his feet as he looks at the last person in this match barring him, none other than Lethal Consequences)
Stew-O: Let’s take you back to the four year timespan between 2008 and 2012, telling you the story of Lethal Consequences. He was the kingpin of the wrestling industry, having won multiple world titles and was a mainstay main eventer for years to come. He lead The Enterprise which had some control over the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling as LC continued to dominate wherever he went. But then it all changed once Gawd himself, Mr. DEDEDE, made a triumphant return in 2012 after being gone for almost a year and revealing he had bought the company, and he was the Chairman. Both of them were embroiled into a feud that went to Pain For Pride 5, where DEDEDE came out victorious, and the next show fired Lethal Consequences. He made his return in 2014 where he never quite found his footing in the company, there were plenty of ups and downs… but things finally changed in 2018 after making his last return. He has been more motivated than ever at this point and it seems to have all gone full circle tonight, at Road To Redemption, the one thing standing in his way of greatness, is none other than the EAW Chairman himself.
(No words are needed to be said as both of them circle around the ring. The crowd buzz as both of them seem ready to engage in an all out war for the World Heavyweight Championship. Lethal Consequences holding his loaded mic which has done him good ever since he entered third into the match, and Mr. DEDEDE without any weapon himself, having used his, The Equalizer, on Chris Elite to take him out of the equation as both of them don’t break their stares at one another for a second)
Flannery McCoy: AND THEY’RE OFF! LC SWINGING THE LOADED MIC AS DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER! DEDEDE turns LC around as he sends him into an Irish whip as LC rebounds off the ropes, AND DEDEDE GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO TAKE HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF AND SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: But LC stops in his tracks as he turns DEDEDE around, AND CONNECTS WITH THE LOADED MIC AS THE SPIKES STAB INTO THE HEAD OF DEDEDE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: DEDEDE grabbing his head in pain but that’s not stopping him from continuing the fight as he slowly continues to pull himself up as LC grabs him and helps him as he sets him up, RIPCORD! ANOTHER LOADED MIC SHOT!
Flannery McCoy: THAT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AS HE KEEPS AHOLD OF THE ARM AND TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! BUT LC GOES FOR NO CAL!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE SEPERATES AWAY BEFORE THE LOW BLOW CONNECTS! Both of them are back up to their feet now, AS LC GOES FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!
Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH THE SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: LC IS DOWN! DEDEDE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: BIG LC FIGHTS ON!!!
Stew-O: How is that possible?! Few people have managed to kick out of the signature Spear, LC seems to be one of those lucky people to do so as DEDEDE is on the absolute edge! DEDEDE is back up to his feet as he’s falling into the corner again.
(DEDEDE leans against the corner as he waits for LC to get back up to his feet as he slowly begins to stumble up as he does so. DEDEDE sees the opportunity in his eyes and he could not be more ready for it as finally, LC has led himself to his own fate)
Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!!!
Jake Mercer: LCR!
Stew-O: SPINNING BACK ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC COLLAPSES DOWN AS HE FALLS OVER DEDEDE! SHOULDER DOWN TO THE MAT! THE REF IS GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: GAWD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences can’t believe it himself! What will it take to get DEDEDE down to the ground?! He’s slowly getting back up to his feet as he’s using the turnbuckles as he’s grabbing DEDEDE by the head. He’s picking up the loaded mic once more, what is he thinking of doing!
Stew-O: HE’S GOING FOR LCR! THIS TIME WITH THE LOADED MIC AS HE PLANS TO STAB DEDEDE WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AS HE KICKS HIM DOUBLING OVER! DEDEDE IS SETTING HIM UP NOW! EGO DEATH DRIVER! SITOUT VERTICLE SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: CONNECTS! But DEDEDE knowing that it won’t be enough as he’s beginning to climb up to the top rope, wait… no way…
(DEDEDE stands on top of the Chamber pod as he looks down at LC down on the ground, atleast 10 feet in the air as he positions himself and braces himself, he knows exactly what he has to do)
Stew-O: DEDEDE IS GOING FOR NORTH STAR ON THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD! HE’S GOING TO LEAP OFF!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT KIND OF STRENGTH IS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MUSTERING OUT! HE’S JOINING DEDEDE ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD!
Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH NOW AS NONE OF THEM WANT TO GIVE IN! WHOEVER GETS THE ADVANTAGE IN THIS PORTION OF THE MATCH HAS TO SPELL THE END! IT HAS TO BE IT FOR WHOEVER GETS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK!
Stew-O: DEDEDE with a european uppercut taking LC back as he stumbles towards the edge of the cell! He’s looking down as he knows what’s going to happen if one slip up happens, BUT HE ISN’T FOCUSING ON DEDEDE!
Flannery McCoy: GRAND SLAM OFF THE CHAMBER!
Jake Mercer: IS CAUGHT BY LC BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS THEY STAY ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER! NO WAY! FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Stew-O: GTJ! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEESTRIKE CONNECTS!
(DEDEDE shoots up to his feet as LC’s positioning finds him on the right side of the Chamber as he’s barely keeping balance for himself, completely lifeless in the air at this point)
BANG!
(He falls off the pod and flat to the concrete outside of the ring in the Chamber)
Flannery McCoy: Oh my god…
Jake Mercer: What a scene that we’re seeing right now. This has to be the end of the match…
Stew-O: It does seem to be the case…
(LC finds himself tumbling to the canvas as with all his might he crawls to the outside of the ring to the concrete flooring as DEDEDE is still absolutely lifeless on the outside. LC reaches out with all his wingspan as he continues to crawl as much as he can, because he knows very well that any more time wasted and DEDEDE might find his second wind)
Flannery McCoy: LC WITH AN ARM OVER DEDEDE! SHOULDERS DOWN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up as Lethal Consequences sits up in pure confusion. Blinking his eyes for a moment before turning over to see the World Heavyweight Championship being presented to him. He looks at it as his eyes flutter before he snatches the World Heavyweight Championship from the Ref as he raises it high in the air before climbing up to the top rope as he raises the title up in the air once more)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… AND NEW… EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: A 6-year journey for Lethal Consequences, a climb back up to the top after struggle after struggle has finally climaxed here, because for LC? LC has finally done it, he’s finally gotten what he’s longed for, for such a long time now, and that’s World Championship gold around his waist, and here it is, right before his very eyes.
Flannery McCoy: And beating DEDEDE for it? The one who started all of this torment for him to begin with, goddamn it really went full circle really. LC has worked so hard for this moment since his return in 2018 and now, it finally pays off for him, congratulations to none other than Lethal Consequences! Your new World Heavyweight Champion!
(Confetti pops out from the ceiling as it pours down as LC continues to stand on the top rope as he looks to the World Heavyweight Championship with pure triumph on his face as he raises it high in the air once more as that’s the last shot seen from the rewind as Friday Night Dynasty from there, then begins to fade to black completely.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
