(EAW Intro plays.)
(As the usual recap that opens FND begins to play, we see brief highlights of last week’s jam-packed edition of Friday Night Dynasty. Serenity Valdez, Domino Stone, Terry Chambers, and The Visual Prophet were victorious In all of their matches. We get shots of Chris Elite and Jake Smith speaking before we get the heated and physical confrontation between Jack Ripley and Xander Payne with StarrStan watching closely. We get shots of Andrea Valentine and Dr. Bethany Blue also exchanging words as flashes of both Universal Women’s Championship and World Heavyweight Championship belts shown on screen. Lastly, as it was the week prior, we get a preview of the next major FPV Show in line for EAW. The Road to Redemption logo flashes before we see a faded image of the infamous Extreme Elimination Chamber structure that highlights the FPV annually before we are shown the faces of all of the people that will be entering the chamber this year.)
(The KeyBank Center is roaring as fans are filling the building from the top to the bottom. Pyrotechnics begin exploding as the Dynasty theme song plays. We get shots of the arena before zooming in and on to a close-up shot of Stew-O and his partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer.)
Stew-O: Buffalo, New York is live and ready for this week’s Friday Night DYNASTY!
Jake Mercer: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
(Jake abruptly begins to make obnoxious gun sounds and point finger guns at the camera while Flannery rolls her eyes in annoyance as he does so.)
Flannery McCoy: Anyway, Stew-O you know how deep the love of pro wrestling runs here in Buffalo. These fans are very excited about the show we have to bring and I am too!
Jake Mercer: My bad guys, just showing a little Grieslda love to pro wrestling enthusiast We$tside Gunn. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Stew-O: Anywho…We’ve got a huge show tonight. Matches showcase younger Elitists like Mariyah Prince vs Kristen Meyers, Ximena Velasquez vs Black Shamrock, Sierra vs Serenity Valdez, and a show stealing bout with Domino Stone taking on Harlow Reichert.
Jake Mercer: We also have my contender for match of the night as Dr. Bethany Blue takes on Lisa Wren. Either that or Ryan Wilson facing Solomon Stane.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, Andre Walker is slated to join us ring side for commentary for that match.
Stew-O: We also have a fantastic main event with SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne taking on Terry Chambers with Xavier Williams. But, before we get into the action fully…we have a special segment to open the show where we bring to you a Road to Redemption ROUNDTABLE featuring all six participants in this year’s Extreme Elimination Chamber match-up…and moderated by…Dr. Angelo D’Angelo!
(The show immediately cuts to a pre taped segment. We open back up to a black curtained room with murky room lighting as we see a literal, large round table with seven chairs going around it. As the scene begins we watch as SOSA Henderson wearing a sweatsuit walks up to a chair, pulls it back, and sits. Next, we witness Xavier Williams in a polo shirt with jeans as he too sits across from SOSA. We see Xander Payne wearing his usual attire do the same as does Terry Chambers who appears on another side of the table. Next, we see Jack Ripley stretching before pulling up a seat. Finally, after a brief pause, we watch as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo appears with The Visual Prophet both giggling and laughing as the other participants stare on.)
The Visual Prophet: And I told StarrStan “If the last negotiations had you feeling out of pocket, this is the perfect time I empty them for sure!”
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Definitely gonna take him and EAW for everything next contract. Ain’t no way they’re gonna keep paying chump CACS like Jack Ripley and Xavier Williams and…OOPS!
(Dr. Angelo catches himself as he sees all the opponents Viz is set to face at Extreme Elimination Chamber seated and annoyed by their tardiness and disrespect.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: My apologies, fellas! I’m supposed to be impartial and all that for this time being. That Sour Cream saint StarrStan appointed me as the moderator for this completely unnecessary roundtable dialogue and i’ll try my best to not be too bias to THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, DOMINATING, EBONY ELEGANT SUPREME TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…THE FOUNDER OF THE VPLA…THE VISUAL PROPHET! I’ll do my best to not be partial to this handsome, impressive, genius black man and show some respect to you all at least for the moments we share. Deal?
(Viz smirks as he is wearing a VPLA hooded sweatshirt, a pair of khaki pants, and removes his World Heavyweight Championship and callously lets it drop gold plate side down onto the table and creates a loud BANG sound that echoes in the room they are in.)
The Visual Prophet: How you fellas doin’ tonight. My guy SOSA, I see you man. Hey, remember Territorial Invasion? My man! Sup Xander…you eat yet? Sure you did! Fat sum…Jackie boy! Been a minute. Are you good? Hey Terry! Xavi Xav you in this match? That’s crazy! Good for you! Good for you all…this is gonna be fun, right?
(D’Angelo and Viz finally take a seat at the roundtable while Viz lifts the World Heavyweight Championship off of the table and sits it directly in front of him.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I won’t waste anybody’s time…let’s get right into the meat of why we are gathered here today. Shall we? Let’s start with the former Champion…
Xander Payne: I’m shocked that you wouldn’t want to lead this off with that fraud to your side. Why not start with Jeffery?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Well because I want to be fair or at least try to be. I’m here to give you guys a place to speak your mind.
The Visual Prophet: Plus, you can’t bury the lead, Payne. I’m clearly the leading man. Netflix called and they weren’t asking for you. HBO hit my line and they never asked for you. ESPN wants to make a 30 for 30 on The Visual…not The Payne. So go ahead, Xanny. Speak. Talk. Get your shit off. Be my guest!
Xander Payne: You are insufferable.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Enough bickering, let’s get some journalism going up here. HUH?! Anyway…you are the former champion, Xander Payne. You held this very title for many months. Nearly 200 days of reigning over the Friday Night Dynasty. All to be upended at House of Glass by The Visual Prophet. Do you feel like this is a FAIR rematch for you considering instead of getting a one on one shot at Viz you have to not only beat him but outlast four other men who weren’t even involved at House of Glass?
Xander Payne: EAW has never been fair to me so why would I expect them to be fair to me in this regard? As much as you and Jeffery here want to talk about racial inequality, nobody has been treated as unfairly as I have in my tenure. For no good reason. Is it because I’m too good? Is it because I’m too smart by comparison to guys like Xavier Williams or SOSA? Is it because I’m Canadian?
Terry Chambers: Maybe because you’re fat.
(The group gives a resounding chuckle while Xander’s face turns cold while he turns to look at Terry. Terry simply has a smirk on his face while he acknowledges Xander staring a hole into him after he made that comment.)
Jack Ripley: To be fair, you were as fat as he was back in the day,
Xavier Williams: Both of them were sloppy.
Terry Chambers: I’ll show you sloppy.
SOSA Henderson: Ayo.
(Xander slams his hand on the table to stop them from speaking “out of turn,” before he raises his own quietly. It’s clear that he believes himself to be the better person out of the group and thinks that he has some sort of magical special privileges and control.)
Xander Payne: Enough from the peanut gallery.
The Visual Prophet: Always goes back to food with this guy.
Jack Ripley: Peanuts. Elephants. He makes it so easy to disrespect him.
Xander Payne: Silence! A Wrestling GOD is talking! Anyway…to answer Angelo’s question…no it’s not fair that I have to have my World Heavyweight Championship rematch inside the extreme elimination chamber. What’s the most egregious aspect isn’t the chamber itself because if it was a solo match against JEFFERY here inside of any steel structure I feel like my odds are raised. Cages, Chambers, any structure along those lines favors me because as it’s been documented over the years…Jeffery cannot WIN a match in those types of environments. He lost the New Breed title to SOSA years ago in a cage match. He lost to TLA in the Extreme Elimination Chamber two years ago at Road to Redemption. Last year he was the first person eliminated in the extreme elimination chamber. I love my odds against Jeffery in this match BUT none of these other people should even be here in my opinion. SOSA doesn’t deserve to be here because I beat him as champion months ago. Terry, Jack, Xavier all should be in the crowd watching me work because they don’t belong in this match with me. My only focus is that man with my belt. The man that folded last year when he entered the EEC as champion. The same man I’m willing to bet my life will fold again because that’s what he does when he’s in these types of matches. Jeffery folds. My focus isn’t about fairness or anybody else in this match. My focus is beating Jeffery in that chamber and regaining my World Heavyweight Championship.
(Viz looks at Dr. Angelo, mouths the words “WOW!” sarcastically, and follows it by smirking and shaking his head.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Sounds like some snow roach lies but you are entitled to your own opinion. Anyway, let’s cut to Jack Ripley. Jack, you are here and you disagreed with Xander last week and made a big statement to open Dynasty last week when you kicked the Little Debbie snack cakes out his mouth to open the show. You clearly disagree with Payne and believe nobody deserves to be in this match more than you. You believe you can be the one to take this title off Viz?
Jack Ripley: Thanks for the reminder…I almost forgot I kicked Payne in the teeth to open the show last week. To your question…the history is not just on Payne’s side. As Xander said, Viz doesn’t do well in cages or chambers. He’s never won inside a steel structure here in EAW. Last year while he was being eliminated first inside the extreme elimination chamber, I just so happened to outlast everyone in my own extreme elimination chamber match. Last year, I won the Answers World Championship and how fitting would it be for me to go back to back on a different show but still find a way to come away with the same exact result? Yes, Viz is now a two time World Champ but…come Road to Redemption…who’s to say I won’t become a two-time World Champion myself?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Probably me you Alfredo sauce asshole. My bad, that’s an excellent point you made pal. But, let’s get a take from the only other melanated man in this match up. Big Honcho, Bulletproof, SOSA Henderson.
SOSA Henderson: What’s going on, Angelo?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Nothing but systemic racism and rampant COON CHIP ACTIVATIONS! But, we are here to talk some wrasslin’. You have defeated The Visual Prophet for the New Breed Championship many years ago inside a steel cage. You also just won at Territorial Invasion alongside The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker as representatives of Friday Night Dynasty in this year’s Stadium Stampede match. My question for you is…will that potential relationship help or hurt your chances in this match?
SOSA Henderson: That’s a good question. It’s a weird dynamic Viz and I share. Like we kinda rivals but we kinda cool. Beyond that, everybody knows I’ve been FIENDING for another shot at the World title. I’ve been vouching and going above and beyond to prove myself and now I’m getting it once again. I’ll say this about that…it’s about damn time, too. Yeah, I lost to Xander Payne at Operation: Doomsday but I have shown that I’m way better than that isolated incident. That same show, The Visual Prophet lost clean to Andrea Valentine and he’s come a long way from that to be the current World Heavyweight Champion. All respect to Viz, as you said we teamed up at Territorial Invasion and shit, but a friend or foe SOSA Henderson is coming in to do whatever it is he has to do to be champion again. Respectfully, of course.
The Visual Prophet: :lupe: … :troll:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That’s very honorable and respectable of you SOSA Henderson. The rest of you Coconut Milk Creatures can learn to be cool like that. Speaking of CACS…Terry Chambers, how are you?
Terry Chambers: Don’t talk to me like that.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: My bad you’re kinda big and I can’t fight so let’s keep this cordial. Ahem…you are amongst many other men who also have won World Championships before. You obviously have been hunting for a return to the top of the championship ladder and nobody can deny the run you have had these past few weeks. Your overall performance this season has seemingly picked up and you are a man The Visual Prophet likely sees as a real threat for his title. My question to you is…what motivates you the most heading into this Extreme Elimination Chamber?
Terry Chambers: I mean, the simple answer is becoming World Heavyweight Champion. The broad, vague, more concise answer is to show the world my last run as World Champion wasn’t a fluke. I want to show the world that my first time as World Champion wasn’t a mirage. I was never a “paper” champ. It wasn’t a mistake. I deserved that position and sure it didn’t end the way I imagined. I highly doubt any World Champion expects their reigns to end the way it does. Same way The Visual Prophet clearly is confident this time around. Same way he was so confident going into the Chamber last year with that title on his shoulders. Plain and simply put I’m better than what people realize and I already can see people trying to overlook me as if I’m not as good as I say I am. Doubters can exist but doubters be damned. I’m ready to shut the mouths of everyone in this match and anybody that disagrees with me. I’m motivated by that and I’m motivated by the image of me standing above all these elitists as your new World Heavyweight Champion!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: This Porcelain princess cutting promos! Speaking of white things…Xavier Williams in here whiter den’ office lighting. What’s going on Xavier? Are you excited to be in this World Heavyweight Championship match?
Xavier Williams: Excited? A bit of a reach if you ask me, D’Angelo. I’m going to be 100% honest with you guys – 100% honest with the world. I can’t really find a reason to be thrilled or excited about this match. Believe me, I tried, I’ve tried the entire week leading up to this point which seems like an eternity. But I just can’t seem to reinvigorate that spark that I once had, because simply, it’s just not there anymore. Combined with the fact that there are much more important matters to attend to in my eyes, that being the Unified Tag Team Championship match that I have on the horizon. This match… couldn’t be more secondary in my eyes. I made a vow to be one-half of the best Unified Tag Team Champions that this company has ever seen, not just for myself, but for Harlow, and that’s something that I just can’t let down. I prioritize that more than anything else in this match and at the end of the day, that’s the only thing that I can really embed into my mind. So I’ll do the match, but just remember, that doesn’t mean I want to. And the only thing we can really do from there, is see what happens.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: What a very passive and pussy angle to take. Anyway…last and certainly not least we got the CHAMP-YUNN himself. The Visual Prophet! I got one question…does last year’s performance at Road to Redemption haunt you still?
The Visual Prophet: Yep. I can’t sleep. I can’t eat. I can’t have sex. I can’t do nothin. My life ruined all because of last year’s Chamber. I’ma lose again this year. Transitional champ vibes. OH NOES!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :mjlol: Nah for real.
The Visual Prophet: For real? I’m not bothered about last year. I’m just preemptively annoyed at how this entire build up is going to go. I’m going to hear from these guys about my outlier failures as they ignore my immensely more successful career. I lost as the first person eliminated in last year’s chamber yet here I am as champion again going into another chamber match. This time will not be like last year and nothing I say here will make these guys believe me. Nothing before Road to Redemption will cement this belief to anyone that’s not already on my side. All I got to say is when I win this year, when I snatch the life out of everyone’s body and crush any hope they have of beating me…just know I told you so ahead of time. Sincerely yours.
(Viz blows a small kiss to his opponents as all six men mean mug and stare at each other until the camera zooms in on the World Heavyweight Championship and fades out.)
Stew-O: So much animosity and so much excitement as Dynasty has even more in store for you all!
(The camera then goes from there to the arena where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a microphone in hand, ready to announce the first match of the night!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(It would then go to the entrance ramp where ‘Her’ by Poppy begins to play through the speakers of the arena. The crowd in attendance tonight would follow Mariyah Prince with a quiet negative reception, not really knowing what to expect from the debutee. She has a serious expression on her face while she stands at the center of the stage, a scowl beginning to grow while she takes a look around at the crowd of people in attendance before she turns her head and focuses in on the ring. From there, she begins to make her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM NEW YORK, NEW YORK…..WEIGHING AT 130 POUNDS….MARIYAHHHHH PRINCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes a new face to Friday Night Dynasty tonight in the form of Mariyah Prince! By the looks of things, she’s all business tonight and I bet she’s going to be happy to translate that into what she does inside the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Just by her look and everything that she said this week, I can tell that she’s looking to be a promising talent here in Elite Answers Wrestling. But the question is, can she start off strong and get a victory in her debut? In my opinion, that would be one hell of a mission statement if I do say so myself.
Jake Mercer: I think so! You know what they say about short people? Those who are short-
Stew-O: Quit it.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
(Mariyah would then begin to make her way into the ring and begin to warm up in her corner while ‘Her’ begins to come to a close from there. Afterwards, it’s replaced by ‘Flying On My Own (Dave Audé Remix)’ by Céline Dion playing up through the speakers while the crowd begins to erupt into cheers. Before long, Kristen Myers begins to make her way out to the stage with a large smile on her face while she has her arms spread out enthusiastically. She hops around the stage for a moment, hyping up the crowd in attendance, before she begins to make her way down the ramp, high fiving everyone in the front row with a smile.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM AURORA, COLORADO…..WEIGHING AT 95 POUNDS….KRRRISSSTEEENNNN MYYYEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Kristen Myers! She’s been out for a couple of years now, and it’s clear she couldn’t be more excited to get back into the ring tonight. While she may be suffering from ring rust since then, let’s see if that can be put to the test and she can get a win in her return tonight, how triumphant would that be?
Flannery McCoy: While she hasn’t been seen in quite some time, she looks to be making an impact tonight and what better than getting a victory right out of the gate? She’s ready and willing, but let’s see if she still has it tonight!
Jack Mercer: It’s sad how long she has been gone, but she had Black Bears to fight over there in Colorado!!
Stew-O: I SAID QUIT IT.
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Jake Mercer: :mjcry::mjcry::mjcry:
(Kristen would then run forward, rolling into the ring before jumping up onto the ropes. She looks around with a smile before she jumps down and circles around the ring. She offers a handshake to Mariyah, which is denied which she can only respond with a shrug of her shoulder while she makes her way towards her corner. It isn’t long after that ‘Flying On My Own (Dave Audé Remix)’ begins to come to a close from there and the referee would signal for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: AND HERE WE GO – A match with great influence upon the future of these two Elitist’s careers is officially underway! The debuting Mariyah Prince goes ONE ON ONE with the RETURNING Kristen Myers!!! AND MARIYAH PRINCE ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME, already attacking Kristen Myers with huge lefts and rights to the sides of her skull!!
Stew-O: I see a very bright future here in EAW for Mariyah Prince. She’s got the look and attitude that an Elitist needs in order to make a big splash here- And just look at that, she’s just overwhelming Kristen Myers into the corner of the ring with those strikes!
Flannery McCoy: I agree, Stew! And now Mariyah Prince is taking a few steps back, and runs towards the corner once again, hitting a huge dropkick to Kristen Myers!! The young upstar already gaining the upper hand in this match!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, it’s just beginner’s luck. Kristen has been out of action for a long while now, can you imagine how much ring rust she’s built up over that time?? It’s unfair to her, and it’s unfair to the fans that wish to see their favourite Elitist win, and some unknown rookie is going to put an end to all of that because of dumb luck.
Flannery McCoy: You might have a point about that built up ring rust, Jake. But Mariyah Prince thus far has shown no signs of fear, nor weakness. And as we speak, look at her just kicking in the gut of Kristen Myers in the corner! And now the referee begins their five count, which allows for Kristen to catch at least a little bit of breath as Mariyah steps away.
Stew-O: But she isn’t going to step away for long as she goes for a Superkick!- Uh oh, Kristen Myers catches her leg and turns her around, and strikes with a HUGE forearm to the back of Mariyah Prince’s head. And now Kristen Myers WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! Mariyah is stunned! Kirsten Myers dashes towards the ropes and rebounds off with a spinning elbow strike! But Mariyah isn’t going down that easy..
Jake Mercer: Mariyah Prince staggers and Kristen Myers runs at her with a front dropkick, sending her into the opposite corner of where she was just moments before. You know, I find dropkicks as a heavily overrated wrestling move. GO FOR THINGS THAT WILL SCORE A PINFALL, there’s been two dropkicks already in the match with such irrelevance!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but that dropkick, Jake, has gotten Mariyah Prince in a bad situation-
Jake Mercer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A “BAD SITUATION”?? She hasn’t gone down this entire match!
Flannery McCoy: AND KRISTEN MYERS JUMPS INTO THE CORNER, WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND MARIYAH PRINCE’S HEAD.. HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!!
Jake Mercer: .
Flannery McCoy: Kristen Myers jumps into a cover!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!-
Stew-O: OH WOW!, and Mariyah Prince kicking out just after a one count! But Kristen Myers isn’t stopping right there as she hits a huge double stomp to Mariyah Prince’s abdomen! Very smart strategy right there, not letting her opponent get any breathing room! And she goes down to the mat and starts laying huge punches into Mariyah Prince’s skull!!
Flannery McCoy: Maybe it wasn’t ring rust after all, and Kristen Myers was just waiting for the right opportunities to strike, as she now picks up Mariyah Prine by her hair.. She brings Mariyah Prince to her feet and land A HUGE JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Mariyah loses her balance temporarily but gets back up to two feet-
Jake Mercer: AND ANOTHER DROP KICK.. But this time Kristen Myers sends Mariyah Prince outside of the ring, through the middle ropes.. God, I hope we’ve seen enough of that. AND NOW LOOK AT MARIYAH PRINCE STUMBLING OUTSIDE OF THE RING LIKE A BLIND OLD WOMAN. THIS ISN’T WHAT THE PEOPLE CAME TO SEEEE!!!
Stew-O: AND NOW KRISTEN MYERS WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE TO MARIYAH PRINCE, TAKING HER DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!!! Kristen Myers has all the momentum in the world right now! And she picks Mariyah Prince up and rolls her back into the ring. What action!
Jake Mercer: BUT THIS STUPID BROAD IS JUST STANDING ON THE APRON, LETTING MARIYAH PRINCE RECOVER ALL SHE WANTS!! GET IN THE RING AND DO SOMETHING!!!- OH MY, KRISTEN MYERS JUST JUMPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AT THE COMMAND OF MY VOICE, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD DIVING CROSSBODY.. INTO A COVER!!!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!-
Flannery McCoy: AND MARIYAH PRINCE KICKS OUT!! WHAT RESILIENCE BY THIS YOUNG STAR!!!
Stew-O: KRISTEN MYERS LOOKS LOST AT WHAT TO DO!… Uh oh, she’s eyeing the top rope now- And now goes back to striking at the face of Mariyah Prince, yet again! But she’s trying to escape with everything she’s got.. AND KRISTEN MYERS GRABS ONTO MARIYAH PRINCE’S ARM!! AND NOW SHE LOCKS IN AN ARRRMM-BARRR!!!! IS SHE GOING TO TAP??
Jake Mercer: MARIYAH NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, OR ELSE HER BEGINNER’S LUCK ISN’T GOING TO WORK EVER AGAIN. SHE’S GONNA LOSE AN ARM!
Stew-O: Ahh, but look at that. Mariyah Prince slipped out of it, and yanked her arm out of the hold! Kristen Myers’s lack of ring mat based wrestling might have cost her the match right then and there.. But now she goes through the ropes, and it seems as if she’s heading to the top!
Flannery McCoy: I wonder what Kristen Meyrs has got in mind here.. Now Mariyah Prince is finally getting, holding onto her arm.. AND KRISTEN MYERS JUMPS OFF, HITTING A DIVING NECKBREAKER!!!
Jake Mercer: GO FOR THE COVER!! YOU COULD HAVE HER RIGHT THERE!!!
Flannery McCoy: She’s looking for more punishment, Jake, as she slowly backs into the corner! She won’t take her eyes off of Mariyah Prince’s prone body. You can’t go wrong with wanting to damage your opponent further-
Jake Mercer: Unless you lose.
Stew-O: He does have a point there, Flannery.. And now Kristen Myers pulls herself up onto the top- Mariyah Prince hasn’t moved at all!.. AND KRISTEN MYERS LOOKS GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS- BUT NOBODY’S HOME!!! MARIYAH PRINCE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND UNDERNEATH THE ROPES AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I TOLD YOU TO GO FOR THE COVER YOU CRO MAGNON.
Flannery McCoy: Now Kristen Myers stumbles up, trying to get back on track after that nasty crash landing, AND GETS DROPPED BY A DIVING CLOTHESLINE BY MARIAH PRINCE. Mariyah Prince is back in control of this match just like that! And The Antagonist, as she likes to call herself, lifts Kristen Myers up AND SPIKES HER WITH A GERMAN!!
Stew-O: And she rolls through and HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX, but this time right into the corner!! Mariyah Prince gets back up and stumbles over towards the opposing corner, catching her breath. She eyes down Kristen Myers, who’s down and out in the corner.. AND HITS A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE TO KRSITEN MYERS’S FACE!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND MARIYAH PRINCE ISN’T DONE YET!! SHE PICKS UP KRISTEN MYERS’S NEARLY LIFELESS BODY AND HIT THE X-OUT!! THAT TWISTING BUTTERFLY SUPLEX IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! SHE GOES INTO THE COVER..
ONNNNEEEE!!!!!
TWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: AND IT ISN’T ENOUGH. KRISTEN MYERS STILL HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT.
Stew-O: Oh no, Mariyah Prince didn’t take too kindly to that, as she just elbows Kristen Myers in the back of the head.. Did you hear that sickening thud?..
Jake Mercer: BEAUTIFUL.
Stew-O: Oh ok.
Flannery McCoy: Now Mariah Prince forcing Kristen Myers to stand, just yacking at her hair- AND KRISTEN RETALIATES WITH A PUNCH STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF THE ANTAGONIST!!.. Ah, man. But she falls down to her knees, holding the back of her head after that elbow shot that echoed around the arena just moments ago.
Jake Mercer: MARIYAH PRINCE IS BACK UP THOUGH.. SNAP SUUPLEEXXXX!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!!
Stew-O: Mariyah Prince lands all of it, and she goes through the ropes, and is heading to the top rope, perhaps for the final time in this match up!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S STUPID. YOU ALREADY HAVE IT WON, YOU SCHMUCK.
Stew-O: Kristen Myers staggers up with whatever energy she has left- HOOOLLY!!! AND SHE GETS CAUGHT WITH A MOUNTAIN VIEWS!! THE ANTAGONIST’S KNEES IMPALE STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KRISTEN MYERS. THEY’RE BOTH OUT OF IT, AND MARIYAH PRINCE FALLS INTO THE COVER.
ONEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND IT’S OVER!
(As “Her” by Poppy blasts through the speakers, Mariyah Prince would roll off the body of Kristen Myers as she would stand up with the help of the ropes, before getting her hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… MAAARRRIIYAHHHH PRRIINNNCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN THE DEBUTING MARIYAH PRINCE AND THE RETURNING KRISTEN MYERS!!
Jake Mercer: :francis: Kristen should’ve just stayed in Colorado fighting off those Black Bears. She really embarrassed herself tonight!
Stew-O: Kristen might’ve lost tonight, but she did give it her all, it just wasn’t enough to beat the debuting Mariyah!
(Mariyah would roll out of the ring, celebrating her victory as she would back up the entrance ramp. The final shot would see Mariyah Prince raising her arms up in victory as the camera fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for Friday Night Dynasty where StarrStan is seen researching ideas for a new look with EAW executives. He reviews a few fresh new designs for Dynasty and says that if the fans don’t like them, “no worries I’ll just change it back bro.”)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to loud boos from the EAW Universe in response. Ximena Velasquez begins to make her way out to the stage with a serious expression on her face, along with her fists clenched in a particularly bad mood, more than usual. She huffs a breath while she looks around, before she begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: From El Paso, Texas weighing in at 180 pounds she is “La Diosa” XIMMMMMMENNNNNAAAAA VEEEEELLLLLAAAAASSSSSSQUEEEEEEZZZZZ!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well it’s apparent that Ximena isn’t the happiest person in the world tonight, and that could be for various reasons. It could be the type of competition that she has tonight, or it could be her recent situation with Sierra. Last week Ximena was attacked by Sierra during her promo, and let’s just say the woman was out for blood. That particularly must’ve pissed off Ximena, and I think that carries over to this week.
Jake Mercer: Did you know that Ximena Velasquez is personally the reason that no Irish people are allowed in Mexico? She is like the anti St. Patrick in this bitch only with Irish people instead of snakes.
Stew-O: I am pretty sure there are… wait why I am arguing with you there’s no point. However I don’t like Black Shamrock’s chances given the mood Ximena is in tonight.
(Generic Irish pub music begins to blast across the speakers while the crowd seems to be absolutely silent at the moment, some in confusion as to what’s happening right now, seeing as the usual theme that they’re accustomed to hearing isn’t playing right now. It isn’t long after that Black Shamrock begins to make his way out to the stage, drunk and barely able to stand while he staggers down the ramp. He has a shot glass in his hand, holding it out while he slurs a few words together along the lines of asking the ladies in the front row if they want a pint with him. He trips while he climbs up the ring steps, and ends up stumbling into the ring where he lands face first against the canvas, where he just lays there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing her opponent from Ireland he is BLACK SHAMROCKKKKKKKK!!!
Flannery McCoy: My man is down tremendously.
Stew-O: Usually I try to praise the Elitists as they make their entrances and make them look strong no matter what kind of situation they’re in. But in all honesty, at the moment, I don’t think there’s really saving whatever the hell is going on here.
Jake Mercer: It’s okay guys. He is a drunken master, he will get through this.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: This match is officially underway while Black Shamrock is still passed out inside the ring with a bottle of some sort of unknown substance draining around his face while he continues to slowly drown in the ring. Once again, Ximena Velasquez isn’t in the happiest of moods and that couldn’t be more apparent while she begins to make her way towards Black Shamrock. Ximena puts her boot on the back of his head forcing it into the liquid so he can’t breathe at all, Jesus Christ this is horrendous! But look, I think he’s beginning to come to his senses while he coughs violently and attempts to scramble away from Ximena. Hey you idiot, we’re still in a pandemic!
CRASH!
Stew-O: Ximena stomps down viciously on the bottle inside the ring and completely shatters it into pieces! You can see Black Shamrock’s heart practically crack in half while he screams out in horror with what he’s seeing. What the… is he crying???
Black Shamrock: YOU BITCH! I’M GONNA SAY SOME THINGS! YOU WON’T LIKE TO HEAR IT! OH YOU WON’T BE READY FOR MY EDGINESS! YOU JUST WON’T BE-
Jake Mercer: BUT XIMENA DOESN’T LET HIM FINISH HIS SENTENCE, SHE VIOLENTLY BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE! Black Shamrock is completely knocked out, but Ximena doesn’t seem to be done as she grabs him by his throat with one arm before bringing him up onto her shoulders! DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ‘XV!’ THE ONE-ARMED POWERBOMB CONNECTS! THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… XIMENAAAAAA VALESQUEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Damn that was fast.
Jake Mercer: That’s what she said.
Flannery McCoy: Yes she did. And that she was me.
Stew-O: :oh:
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to come to a close while Ximena Velasquez immediately pops up to her feet. She has a scowl on her face while she looks down at Black Shamrock, gripping him by his throat before slowly dragging him up to an elevated position. ‘Recreant’ quickly begins to come to a close again while Ximena yells loudly at him.)
Ximena Velasquez: (Off-Mic) What was that about saying something edgy? Well I guess you won’t be saying anything anymore. So you want to hear La Diosa say something edgy? Listen closely. I think you will find my edge to be quite… sharp!
Jake Mercer: XIMENA SUDDENLY GRABBING A GLASS SHARD FROM THAT BROKEN BEER BOTTLE, SHE JUST STABBED IT INTO THE BACK OF BLACK SHAMROCK! SHE PULLS ON THE SHARD BACKWARDS IN A TEARING MOTION, LEAVING A LONG RED GASH DOWN THE ENTIRE PALE BACK OF SHAMROCK! THE BLOOD IS FLOWING LIKE A RIVER FROM THAT GASH WHILE SHAMROCK CRIES IN AGONY IN RESPONSE!
(Ximena then rolls out of the ring, tugging open the ring apron and searching under to see anything else she can use to her advantage. She then begins to pull out a barbed wire baseball bat, gripping it in her hands while she enters into the ring.)
Stew-O: OH MY! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?! IS XIMENA GOING TO FAR?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: Nah fuck Black Shamrock. All my homies hate Black Shamrock.
Jake Mercer: Ye he deserves it to be honest. Fuck him.
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS BASHING THE BRAINS IN OF BLACK SHAMROCK WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! XIMENA HAS SNAPPED!
THUD!
THUD!
THUD!
Jake Mercer: The sound of that bat slamming into the skull of Black Shamrock over and over… is truly something you have to actually hear yourself to truly understand. God damn.
Stew-O: The blood puddle around Black Shamrock has turned into an ocean. Here comes security, it looks like they are finally cleaning it up.
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez has sent the entire locker room a reminder tonight of who the hell she is and what the hell she is capable of. Who the hell will want to get in the ring with her after tonight?
(Black Shamrock is then seen being loaded onto a stretcher by the medical crew, he from there is then taken to the backstage area, never to be seen again.)
Stew-O: O
Jake Mercer: Well it looks like the EAW medical staff accidentally dropped the stretcher and Black Shamrock fell off the stage and landed face first on the concrete. Damn that’s pretty unprofessional of them.
Flannery McCoy: Yes yes it is. Well anyway…
(EAW staff are shown shrugging as they take the empty stretcher backstage and the camera fades to a commercial.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Spider-Man vs Batman: Civil War. Will the writers give Batman enough plot armor to win this fight? Watch and find out!!!)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the sounds of ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West beginning to blare through the speakers of the arena to a lingering yet loud mixed reaction from the crowd in response to the theme kicking into full gear. After a while, Johnny Andrews is then seen making his way out from the backstage area and to the center of the stage. He has a light smirk on his face while he scans the sea of people that are in attendance tonight for Dynasty, before he poses arrogantly basking in all the energy that has been thrown towards him before he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: This is the first time we’re seeing Johnny Andrews speak his mind inside a wrestling ring since what went down at House of Glass a few weeks back, and it’s apparent that he has a lot on his mind right now. He’s been working his ass off since then to make sure that he continues to stay on the consistent path that he’s been on, and for the most part, it’s been working. But by the looks of things, Johnny desires more than that.
Flannery McCoy: Johnny isn’t one to stand idle for long, always managing to look towards the bigger picture and inject himself into the equation somehow, and that seems to be something that’s on his mind right now. There’s a lot of opportunities to behold when it comes to an event like Road To Redemption for example, and I’m sure Johnny is going to waste zero time and seize it when he gets the chance.
Jake Mercer: He wasted zero time taking up my recommendation for a hair stylist, LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS HAIR! Those blonde locks just radiate now, THAT’S a real star right there.
(Johnny then makes his way around the ring, stepping up onto the steel steps before stepping onto the apron while he enters into the ring. He then makes his way up to the top rope where he raises an arm in the air with a smile on his face while he tugs at the jacket that he has on before he jumps off the turnbuckles and drops down onto the canvas. He then takes a microphone from the ringside area and grips it while he makes his way towards the center of the ring. ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ then begins to come to a close from there while Johnny brings his microphone to his mouth before beginning to speak.)
Johnny Andrews: I could be out here to admit to my defeats and losses; take it to the chin and tell you upfront that they happened and I’m going to learn from them. But that’s what everyone says, and the main level of concern when it comes to that is, it’s nothing guaranteed. You can come out here, say you’ll do anything that your heart desires, but that doesn’t mean it’s certified to come to your direction. Which is why I won’t state the obvious when I say that, because it’s something that I’ve already talked about. I lost to Andre Walker, and I’m at this point where I couldn’t care less about it. It was my first major outing and the one thing I take away from it is the fact that I proved that I can be at that level. That I can face *those* people and elevate myself to their position in order to give them the fight of their life, of course, if that wasn’t blatantly obvious. Let’s admit it to ourselves right here and right now, like it or not, Johnny Andrews is more mainstream than ever. I’m at the top of my game, I couldn’t be better, and that spells danger for anyone that stands in my way. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to stand idle and wait for trouble to come my way, no no, it doesn’t exactly work like that as much as others would love that to be the case. You have to seize the opportunity whenever you get the chance.
Johnny Andrews: That’s exactly what I plan to do, with no time wasted. I’m fine with getting my fair share of wins, I’m fine with the feeling of glory, but one thing I expect is some compensation to come out of it. The Interwire Championship is just the start of a tremendous road for Johnny Andrews in Elite Andrews Wrestling. Because believe me, though you should’ve already figured it out by now, I’m far from done. I want more, and I’m going to make sure that I get more one way or another. I don’t care what I have to do in order to get it, the lengths that I’m going to have to go through, the blood, sweat, and tears that are just going to have to be poured in order to do it, I will see glory once again. It doesn’t matter if it’s here, doesn’t matter if it’s Showdown, doesn’t matter if it’s Voltage, it will happen. I don’t know what I need to do to prove it to you people, and personally, I don’t give a damn. I’ve been sticking with my gut for months on end now and it has led me to extraordinary places, I don’t exactly plan to stop just yet. I am one of the best that Elite Andrews Wrestling has to offer, if not, *the* best. I don’t mean that as a joke, I mean that because I know that, and it won’t be long before all of you jump on that fucking bandwagon too. I don’t care what it takes, I don’t care what I have to do, I’m headed to Road To Redemption one way or another, by any means necessary if that’s what it takes.
(Johnny drops his microphone down to the ground while ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ once again begins to play up to a chorus of a loudening mixed reaction. Johnny smirks while he makes his way up to the top rope one more time, raising his hand high in the air before he jumps out and begins to make his way out of the ring and to the backstage area. The camera slowly begins to fade to a backdrop of black while Friday Night Dynasty heads to commercial from there.)
(A commercial is shown for MDickie’s Wrestling Empire, where footage is shown for a match between “Break King” and “Konnan Balbowski.”)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break where Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring with a smile on her face ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake hits while Sierra immediately begins to make her way out to the stage. She has a serious and deadpan expression on her face while she doesn’t waste any time with any sort of theatrics, beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring, ignoring the crowd that continues to shower negativity on her.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from San Francisco, California weighing in at 121 pounds she is “The Killjoy” SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Oh god Sierra is such a killjoy. What a bore. Oh god we need to get through this match it is going to be so boring.
Stew-O: Cheer up Flan. I am sure it won’t be that bad. Sierra may be a killjoy but she is a great wrestler and she has an impressive opponent this week.
Jake Mercer: You can’t let Sierra kill your joy Flan. You get to be out here with me every week after all! Be joyful!
Flannery McCoy: Never.
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X & Megan Thee Stallion hits while Serenity Valdez elegantly makes her way out to the stage with a smile on her face, waving her hand around at the crowd like any queen would. She then takes a bow while she makes her way to the ring with a smirk on her face, soaking it all in.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Tijuana, Mexico weighing in at 126 pounds she is “The Gift That Keeps on Giving” SERENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: YASSS WE STAN LA REINA!!! :goat: !!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Flannery’s bias is on full display in this match. However, Serenity Valdez is an impressive competitor regardless of the fan’s feelings on her.
Jake Mercer: The fans are lowly peasants who have historically hated their queens. Because they are just not born better the way Serenity is! Honestly, I think we could all use some more serenity in our lives!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as both women circle around the ring before locking up. Sierra easily overpowers Serenity Valdez shoving her into the corner and slapping the shit out of her. Damn Sierra is fired up! She sees Serenity’s arrogance and it makes her pissed off. Nobody should be allowed to be happy when Sierra is around! The referee forces Sierra off of Serenity. But Serenity throws a cheap shot! Sierra easily sidesteps it and Serenity falls to the mat and rolls away as Sierra advances on her. Serenity trying some tricks but coming up empty! Serenity rolls out of the ring for a quick breather looking offended that anyone would dare to touch La Reina. She catches her breath before rolling back in right as Sierra turns her back. But Sierra turns around so Serenity rolls back out. No! Sierra caught her over the top rope! But Serenity pulls her down neck first over the top rope sending her flying back!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez is back in the ring now but Sierra levels her with a brutal Clothesline sending her spinning out of control and landing hard on the mat. Serenity back up as Sierra clubs her hard in the face sending her spiraling off against the ropes. Sierra hustling now as she runs off the ropes on the opposite side. She comes charging and runs Serenity over at full speed!!! CACTUS CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH WOMEN GO SPRAWLING TO THE OUTSIDE!!! SIERRA IS DOMINATING IN THIS BITCH!!!
Jake Mercer: Sierra rolls back into the ring as Serenity Valdez struggles on the outside and the referee begins the 10 count!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
Stew-O: But Sierra is too impatient! She rolls to the outside as Serenity is getting back up and runs around the ring!!! RUNNING SPEAR AT FULL SPEED! SIERRA JUST RAN OVER SERENITY LIKE A SEMI AND SHE IS LITERALLY DECEASED! THE CROWD IS BEHIND SIERRA AS SHE LOOKS TO DETHRONE LA REINA HERE TONIGHT!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra pulls Serenity Valdez up by the hair and slams her face-first over the announce table. Sierra yanks Serenity back as she screams in pain and throws her back into the ring. No! Serenity counters and whips Sierra face first into the metal ring post making a loud metal clang noise! That steel sure is tougher than whatever the fuck our bodies are made of! Sierra goes sprawling unconscious to the mat as suddenly Serenity has an opportunity to take advantage in this match!
Stew-O: Sierra holding her head in pain as Serenity Valdez tosses her back into the ring and goes for the cover! Could this be it?!?!?!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Sierra somehow kicks out! She isn’t totally unconscious after all! What a trooper! Serenity Valdez looks to get to work on laying waste to her fallen opponents here as she wastes little time applying a headlock. Sierra wouldn’t stay knocked out so Serenity is going to literally choke the life out of her! Sierra is fading down to the mat as she desperately reaches out to the ropes but just can’t quite get there! The struggle is real but the fans are chanting “FUCK LA REINA” and it is giving Sierra the power to get back up to her feet and elbow out of the hold! Sierra with a series of hard strikes battering Serenity back into the corner as she breaks free at long last!
Jake Mercer: OH LAWD SHE COMIN’! Sierra whips Serenity Valdez back into the corner! No! Serenity counters sending Sierra into the corner instead! Serenity charges in and connects with a Running Double Knee strike as she just obliterated Sierra crushing her in that corner indiscriminately. Sierra collapses face-first to the mat and she is dead as Serenity makes her way up to the top rope! Serenity looking to finish things off here tonight with a bang!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity Valdez off the top rope with a Flying Moonsault!!! She flips through the air and lands on the back of the fallen Sierra! She gets all of it!!! Serenity with the cover! Goodbye Sierra at least you tried but it simply was not enough! Your night is over and your joy has been killed bitch! Get rekt we smoking on that Sierra pack! Oh yessir!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: KICK TO THE OUT! SOMEHOW SIERRA KICKS OUT WITH IMMENSE AUTHORITY THROWING SERENITY VALDEZ ACROSS THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING BACK UP! IT IS LIKE SIERRA JUST GOT A SECOND WIND AND SHE HAS REACHED HER FINAL FORM! SHE IS STRONGER THAN BEFORE HOLY SHIT!!! Serenity immediately tackles Sierra from behind yanking on her hair and shoving her neck down over the middle rope. Sierra falls to her knees as Serenity applies the pressure down on the back of the neck ruthlessly choking her out. Serenity runs the ropes… Double Knee Strike to the back of Sierra’s neck as she is on the middle rope nearly decapitating her!! Serenity with another cover. Could this be the Endgame?!?!?!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez had her feet on the ropes! The referee saw it however and that is not going to fly! Serenity screaming at the referee to count but she is refusing! The audacity of this ref to disobey La Reina like this!!! Sierra getting back up now but Serenity grabs her by the hair and is pulling as hard as she can! Sierra just might be bald by the end of this one folks!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity Valdez has become truly unhinged as she jabs her fingernails into the eyeballs of Sierra who screams out in pain as blood flows down her face. Serenity just maybe blinding Sierra out here at this rate! Come on ref get in there!!! The referee forces Serenity off Sierra as she finally relents but still has that same ferocious expression on her face. Serenity waits for Sierra to get back up as she stalks her with a devious purpose. Sierra is on her hands and knees as she pulls herself back up.
Stew-O: HIT THE LIGHTS!!! RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SIERRA MANAGES TO DIP HER HEAD UNDER JUST IN TIME BEFORE ROLLING SERENITY UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY SERENITY! BUT SIERRA MANAGES TO CINCH IN MARIPOSA DEATH!!! THE KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN WHILE SERENITY IS AT THE CENTER OF THE RING TRYING TO STRETCH HER ARMS OUT IN HOPES OF ESCAPING! SIERRA HAS THAT HOLD LOCKED IN FOR DEAR LIFE AND I DON’T THINK SERENITY HAS MUCH OF A CHOICE HERE!
Stew-O: SERENITY TAPS OUT!!! SIERRA WINS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SIERRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Hey Superstar’ once again begins to play up while Sierra slowly releases the hold and plops down to the canvas. She has an exasperated expression on her face while she slowly begins to bring herself up to her feet. She has her hand raised high in the air in victory from the referee from there while she looks towards the camera with a serious look on her face.)
Flannery McCoy: AND SIERRA MANAGES TO COME OUT WITH THE VICTORY! The Killjoy was not going to be denied tonight, making sure that her presence was known and that she was going to be an undeniable staple on the Dynasty brand that was not going to be slept on, especially heading closer and closer to Road To Redemption.
Stew-O: Serenity brought a war, and it could’ve been so satisfying to see her come out with a second win under her hat. But unfortunately, that was not the case. But the sky is still the limit for her, and who knows what might be next for her. But nonetheless, congratulations to Sierra on her victory here tonight!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Voltage events in Mexico being cancelled after the cartels threatened to spill innocent blood due to the presence of Taco Bell in catering.)
(Inside the ring returning from a commercial break is StarrStan, a microphone in hand as he waves at the hyped crowd who are excited to have him out in the ring! With all the Road to Redemption announcements and other matches coming together, they’re on the edge of their seats to know what could possibly be coming next as something for them to be looking forward to. As StarrStan allows their reaction to settle down, he eventually comes to raise the microphone to begin addressing the crowd.)
StarrStan: As everyone has come to know, I couldn’t be more excited for Friday Night Dynasty as we continue charting our way to Road to Redemption! It’s a massive FPV with just as massive implications and my Elitists are well aware of the fact that I expect nothing but the best from them, showing exactly why Friday Night Dynasty is THE brand here in EAW that’s leading the way for the best action that any fan is going to see. I mean, there are huge matches like the World Heavyweight Championship that’ll be on the line where The Visual Prophet will be looking to successfully defend his World Heavyweight Title against five of the best my brand has, and I know that Ximena Velasquez and Lisa Wren will do an amazing job of representing Dynasty in the Chamber Match for the Universal Women’s Championship!
(StarrStan nods along as the crowd cheers to show their support, knowing that in some form or fashion, Friday Night Dynasty has a roster capable of stealing the show and that there are plenty of them on the brand who are capable of excelling when the time calls for it.)
StarrStan: And there’s so much more for everyone else to look forward to, and that’s a vision that’ll truly be seen at Road to Redemption where everything will come to fruition. Everyone knows that this is the time and chance to step up, to impress and put people on notice, and two women who’ve made that clear that they know that just as well are Dr. Bethany Blue and Andrea Valentine!
(The crowd cheers at the mention of the two women, as they both have storied histories within EAW that they continue to build upon striving to make their legacies even more lasting than anyone thought possible. StarrStan can’t help but nod in agreement with the crowd’s reaction, a smile on his face as he continues.)
StarrStan: They’re both great, I agree! I wanted them on Friday Night Dynasty knowing that they’d contribute something to this brand; Bethany might’ve come a bit later after the season got underway, but I know what she’s capable of and so does everyone else, and I can’t say that I’m disappointed with the efforts that she’s shown since coming to Dynasty. …However, while that may be the case for me, I couldn’t help but come to understand that the ones who ARE disappointed, as it turns out, are none other than Andrea and Bethany themselves with the situation they find themselves in. Neither of them are in a Chamber Match this year and they find themselves on the outside looking in, but that’s why after hearing what they both had to say to each other, I’d love it if both women could come out here to this ring and join me.
(StarrStan turns to face the entrance stage where he’s clearly anticipating their arrival, as is the crowd! But a few moments pass with neither woman responding to being called out by their General Manager, and StarrStan gives an awkward laugh before he raises his microphone again.)
StarrStan: Ladies, if you would PLEASE come to the ring so that I can address what happened and so that we can find some resolution to this, that would be-
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX plays and the audience bursts into cheers for Andrea as she makes her way out from the back and into view, not exactly looking cheerful with the situation. She comes down the ring with an unreadable expression, though it doesn’t seem like she’s at all interested in having to listen to StarrStan. Andrea enters the ring to StarrStan greeting her with a welcoming grin, though it’s not returned and Andrea stands on the far side of the ring to allow Bethany uninterrupted space to enter.)
StarrStan: Thank you so much, Andrea! Your cooperation is greatly appreciated!
(Andrea shrugs and motions that she’s ready to get on with this, and StarrStan hold his grin before turning back to the stage. Just then, ‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen plays without prompting from StarrStan and the crowd continues on buzzing as Bethany arrives to come down to the ring, but much like the woman she got into her argument with the other week, Dr. Blue doesn’t appear enthusiastic about having to be called into the ring for this. She enters up the steps and through the ropes, standing across from Andrea with StarrStan between them.)
StarrStan: Bethany, it’s great to have you out here! I’m glad that you and Andrea are willing to hear me out on this instead of being so ready to get into petty arguments-
Andrea Valentine: Nobody would have to if you actually took more of what was said into consideration.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Or the work that’s being put in.
StarrStan: Believe me, I’ve been paying attention to the both of you and that’s why I wanted to let you two know – and everyone else as well – that me not putting either of you in an Extreme Elimination Chamber Match wasn’t some kind of slight or knock at either of you. What you two are capable of bringing to the table and having that talent on my roster is something I was adamant about because I knew that following so much of what happened for the both of you in Season 14, that there was going to be something in the both of you where you’d want to succeed in the best ways possible. You both learned a lot, saw your ways through a lot and it all wasn’t easy to navigate at times – but you two were still standing coming into Season 15 and prepared to work. Andrea, you’ve been on Dynasty from day one of this season and I know how badly you want to achieve your goals this time around, and I know that while someone getting traded tends to typically lend itself to some hesitancy, Bethany, I can promise you that I only have your best interests at heart!
StarrStan: Maybe from the way that you find yourselves not apart of the big World Title matches in the Chambers that you two are concerned that you’re being brushed off to the side already, that somehow I’ve forgotten about you – but I see the two of you and I certainly do see competitors that are capable of becoming World Champions this season. Last week showed what kind of fire you two possess in wanting to achieve everything you possibly can, and while I considered addressing things right then and there when Andrea first went out, Bethany appeared and I knew this was a situation that I’d have to find some other way to handle. Now, I’m willing to settle this face to face with two women who are at the top of the food chain, you two deserve that much for being the talents that you are-
(But before StarrStan can continue, he finds himself being cut off by Bethany first, who raises her microphone to get everyone’s attention.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I think your words are really nice and all, StarrStan, don’t get me wrong – but those are just words. What Andrea and I are both looking for from you, are actions. And what have your actions done? They’ve caused issues with Road to Redemption right around the corner and left the two of us – more importantly, me – with seemingly nothing to look forward to. I defeated Terry Chambers at House of Glass and yet he finds himself in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship because he…. went to a draw with Xavier Williams? Sorry, Starr, but I’m not really interested in trying to be talked down with a few sweet words just so you don’t have to face the criticism of how ridiculous it seems to not have put me in Terry’s position. Then there’s also Ximena who’s already lost to Ms. Extreme at Territorial Invasion, but she’s getting rewarded with a second opportunity while I’m not even getting a chance of my own to compete for the Universal Women’s Championship?
StarrStan: :lupe: Well-
Andrea Valentine: ‘Well’ nothing, Starr, because as far as I’m concerned, I’m feeling the same way. I mean, unlike Terry, I’ve actually beaten Xavier this season and didn’t have to settle for some crappy call by the ring official to leave the match unfinished. I’ve also already defeated Viz even while you thought it wasn’t going to happen for me back at Operation: Doomsday. I know I lost to Xander at Territorial Invasion but Ximena’s getting a second shot at Camille despite losing to her, so much like Bethany, I’m sure you can see where I end up confused about what the logic is here on how this was all decided. You can talk about how it wasn’t your intention for us feel left out of the planning for Road to Redemption but you can’t stand there and honestly expect me to believe that when some the circumstances that apply to some of the other competitors announced for Chamber matches also apply to me – mine are just as good, if not better! Yet, here I am wondering if you just threw darts at a board of pictures and left that to decide who was going into these matches. So, the fact that I have to stand here arguing with Bethany about why I should’ve been a lock for one of the Chamber matches is honestly insane to me.
Dr. Bethany Blue: But just because YOU think you deserve it doesn’t mean you deserve it more than anyone else, Andrea, and that’s what I think you’re failing to understand here. Like Ximena, you had your chance at being a World Champion this season already and when something like that happens where you lose, someone else steps up to accomplish what you and anyone else before you couldn’t – and that’s actually beat the person who’s holding the World Championship. Seeing as how SOSA, Terry, and Xavier pretty much were all added into that Extreme Elimination Chamber Match off the heels of some match of theirs where none of them could get the job done, I suppose I can see where you’d get the idea that you’d be taken into consideration for that same reason – but there’s someone like me who DID get the job done, followed through on what I said I would, and that’s why I should’ve been at the top of the list over you, them, and anyone else StarrStan wanted to have thrown into the lineup.
(Bethany nods her head reassuringly and Andrea just rolls her eyes, sighing into her microphone and Bethany clearly doesn’t regret her words as she doesn’t think she’s said anything out of line.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: If StarrStan wanted to Chamber Match full of people with no claim to being able to finish the job ahead of a big FPV match like this, that’s his business, but I’m obviously holding myself to a higher standard here than StarrStan seemingly does with some of his Elitists. I don’t have to question if I would’ve deserved an Extreme Elimination Chamber spot over – oh, I don’t know – garbage-spewing trash like Lisa Wren or girls like Ximena who are going into their matches trying to convince everyone that they’re bigger threats after losing. I know I also shouldn’t have to question whether I would’ve deserved a spot more than you when you failed at Territorial Invasion and then failed against SOSA at House of Glass.
Andrea Valentine: I think you’ve actually just gone ahead and got it all wrong, Bethany, because what it’s really about is why StarrStan would look at those guys as people to throw in the Chamber knowing that I’ve beaten two of them in this season alone and then think it wouldn’t be something for me to question. This isn’t the start of the season anymore, where I’m coming in off a crappy season and he throws me a shot at becoming number one contender just because he was already under the impression that I wouldn’t be the one to win and walk away with it like I ultimately did at Operation: Doomsday.
StarrStan: :lupe:
Andrea Valentine: I just don’t want to hear my name coming out his mouth with all this praise and then suddenly I’m not getting the recognition for it afterward for whatever the excuse supposedly is. I deserved an explanation for that and all you ended up doing was trying to make it about yourself, Bethany, because somehow you’re the one that felt wronged when I’ve been the one that StarrStan hasn’t been upfront with since the night of Operation: Doomsday and I really don’t know why, but for whatever fucking reason, I have to deal with the backhanded bullshit and then I’m expected to just go along with it. Believe it or not, I get why you’re mad but four or five months into the season, I shouldn’t be in this situation. There’s obviously no real answer that’s going to end up putting this to rest and it’s kind of laughable that the both of us have to stand here doing this, when by Starr’s own terms we might as well have both been warranted spots in either Extreme Elimination Chamber – but I know I should be in one of them and it’s no problem for me to say that that means putting myself ahead of you and everyone else who thinks the same thing for themselves.
Dr. Bethany Blue: You want some answers, Andrea? Well, here’s my assessment: you need to fall back. World Title matches aren’t some crashcourse for you to figure out how the rest of your season goes just so everyone else can watch you stumble through it. I’m not going to say someone else deserves a spot more than me when I know that I’d have the acumen, the proficiency and the prowess to step up for something like an Extreme Elimination Chamber.
Andrea Valentine: You mean the same Extreme Elimination Chamber that I’ve excelled in twice over the years? I’m not saying that alone should’ve gotten me in but I know there are people in those Chambers I could absolutely go toe-to-toe with and outlast, people who I could absolutely eliminate out the way – and last week should’ve been the chance for me to get some answers on that but apparently you wanted to get all mad or whatever because the time I had wasn’t all about you.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I wasn’t gonna let someone else prioritize themselves over me, flat-out. And I get that’s what you’re trying to do now, Andrea, but I’ve got no problem making this all about me and the same goes for everyone else on the roster, because proving I’m the best trade StarrStan could’ve made is going to be something no one is going to be able to deny. Going through you and going through anyone else – that’s the priority here and in doing so, I’m gonna send every last one of you to the back of the line.
(Andrea scoffs and the two of them immediately get back on theirs mics, the words they start shouting at one another become indiscernible as they try to shout over the other. StarrStan is sure to stay between them but this has clearly become less about him and more about neither woman wanting to back down from their positions of thinking, and while they don’t come to blows, it’s obviously becoming heated as they continue on getting louder! StarrStan eventually opts to call for help, officials hustling down the ramp to contain the situation at hand and they keep Bethany and Andrea apart, having them on opposite sides of the ring as the scene fades, shouting still being heard just up until the screen goes black.)
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(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the ring where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match of the night.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘She’s a Bitch’ by Missy Elliot begins blasting through the speakers of the Keybank Center in Buffalo tonight as the crowd responds with an array of cheers and boos in response. Domino Stone begins to make her way out to the stage with a serious expression on her face, looking straight towards the ring while she pops her neck. She nods her head slowly while making her way down the ramp, all business while she does so.
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.. WEIGHING IN AT 157 POUNDS… ULTRAVIOLENT.. DOMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STONEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Tonight it looks like Domino is once again on the hunt for another victory tonight. This week though she has a huge challenge in her way as she battles one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions. Will she be able to persevere through all the tribulations and get the victory? Well, that’s something that we’re just going to have to witness for ourselves more than anything else.
Stew-O: Domino is brash, confident, and bold. She’s someone that will never hold back and will always be blunt about what she thinks about someone, and that always translates elegantly into what she does inside the ring as well. While it’s true it’s not going to be easy, at the same time, it doesn’t mean Domino can’t handle the challenge that is going to be standing in her way tonight.
Jake Mercer: She’s always been one mean bitch! It’s like she came out of one of those Disney Channel movies! She’s ready to burn the house down and you know it, let’s see how she happens to fare tonight.
(‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless then starts playing through the speakers of the arena itself while a mixed reaction is heard accompanying it. Harlow Reichert makes her way out to the stage, with the Unified Tag Team Championship wrapped around her waist. She unbuckles, taking the Championship and raising it high in the air while pyro shoots down from the stage to amplify the Champion’s entrance. It isn’t long after that she begins to make her way down the ramp and to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT, FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND.. WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS.. SHE’S ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS..MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN… HARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEICHEEEEEERTTTTTT!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Speaking of someone who is very fond of her wrestling skills and trusts her abilities tenfold, look no further than Harlow Reichert. Harlow is a great fighter and someone who is the epitome of pure wrestling here in Elite Answers Wrestling. She’s proven that time after time again and that’s going to be made even more apparent tonight while she steps into action against Domino Stone.
Stew-O: Harlow is going to be one hell of a challenge to pick off, that’s why she has that Championship resting on her shoulder today. She’s someone that will never give in even after you throw everything at her, and she will continue to prove that heading into tonight. But you know what Jake, that was probably the first time I agreed with you today.
Jake Mercer: No, you always agree with everything I say 💯
Stew-O: :francis:
(DING DING DING!!!)
Flannery McCoy: And here we go as the bell has rung and this match is officially underway for the two of them! Domino is immediately making her way out of the corner, circling around and beginning to scout the competition that she as at hand right now. Meanwhile Harlow is boosting out of the corner as well, a determined expression on her face as she’s right down to business. Both of them are beginning to approach one another now, I don’t think this is going to be such of a pleasant scene.
Stew-O: Domino swiftly stepping forward and sending a sharp elbow to the face of Harlow! Harlow, stumbling back now, doesn’t seem to take that so lightly as she steps forward and sends a elbow back! Both of them are testing the waters right now, taking their time and poking at the mettle of both of them. Domino then takes her fist and sends a swift uppercut towards the jaw of Harlow! Now that had to stun her for a moment, but immediately Harlow has had enough, stepping forward and grabbing onto the head of Domino and sending a knee strike to her abdomen forcing her down to a knee!
Jake Mercer: Harlow making sure that she gets the advantage right now while Domino winces in pain for a good moment, taking a moment to recover while she can before beginning to get herself back up to her feet. Domino taking a wild swing in hopes of rebounding, BUT HARLOW GRABS IT AND MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND BEFORE THROWING HER UP INTO THE AIR WITH A BRUTAL SAITO SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK AT THAT! Domino manages to land on her feet while she stumbles backward. Harlow immediately turns her head around, knowing that the sound of Domino meeting the canvas wasn’t exactly the ordinary one that she’s accustomed to. BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, DOMINO STEPS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR WHILE SHE CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE SKULL OF HARLOW! Harlow stumbles backwards and plops down to a knee just as Domino did, BUT DOMINO ISN’T DONE! DOMINO LIFTING HARLOW UP BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A PUMPHANDLE SLAM! Domino hooking the leg for an early pin!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: But Harlow as other plans as she gets the shoulder up! Domino keeping a determined look on her face while she gets back up to her feet, grabbing Harlow by her hair and bringing her up as well. DOMINO LIFTING HARLOW UP OFF THE GROUND AND LOOKING TO DROP HER WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! But before she can fully execute it, Harlow begins to take her elbow and slam it on the back of Domino’s neck repeatedly, trying to get herself out of her grip! Domino is trying to hold on to the best of her abilities, but it looks like Harlow got the better of her as she’s forced to let go!
Stew-O: Domino stumbles backwards, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO HER HEAD! But it’s Harlow that manages to duck under that, GRABBING DOMINO AND TURNING HER AROUND BEFORE GOING FOR A SLEEPER SUPLEX! But it’s Domino that manages to send a well-placed elbow shot to the abdomen of Harlow forcing her to loosen the hold, before she grabs ahold of her head and takes her down to the canvas with a Snapmare! Harlow rolling up to a seated position while Domino turns around and runs to the ropes, GOING FOR A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO HARLOW’S HEAD! But Harlow manages to move out of the way, GRABBING AHOLD OF DOMINO BEFORE LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER ONTO HER HEAD WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! HARLOW BRIDGING INTO A PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Not yet for Domino as she manages to get the shoulder up! To the disdain of Harlow, this match continues onward!
Jake Mercer: Harlow slowly beginning to rise up to her feet, but it looks like Domino is beginning to do the same following closely behind her. BUT HARLOW SEES IT COMING, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HER KNEECAPS! BUT WAIT! DOMINO LEAPING INTO THE AIR JUST IN TIME AND CAVING HARLOW’S CHEST IN WITH A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP COUNTER!
Stew-O: Domino dropping down to the ground but immediately getting up with an energized look on her face. Harlow slowly getting up while Domino falls against the corner and patiently lies in wait for her to fully recover. DOMINO RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO FIRE AWAY WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO HER CHEST TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! But Harlow manages to side-step and catch Domino into a cradle hold! Domino waving around trying to find her way out, BUT HARLOW POPS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER! SMART COUNTER BY HARLOW!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WHAT THE! DOMINO WITH A BURST OF ADRENALINE IMMEDIATELY POPS UP TO HER FEET BEFORE GRABBING HARLOW AND DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN IN EXHAUSTION! WHAT A TREMENDOUS CONTEST SO FAR!
Crowd: THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏👏👏
Flannery McCoy: The two Elitsts are slowly trying to rise up once again to their feet after the intense war both of them have had so far. Both of them are starting to get up in exhaustion, while the only thing they can really do is look at one another with a fierce look of determination on both of their faces. BEFORE BOTH OF THEM LUNGE FORWARD AND IMMEDIATELY BEGIN TO ATTACK ONE ANOTHER WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES IN AN ABSOLUTE HOCKEY BRAWL!
Jake Mercer: Domino shoving away after a moment, creating distance between the two of them. BUT HARLOW STEPS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS A SUPERKICK TOWARDS THE CHIN OF DOMINO TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE MAT! But Domino manages to grab the leg just in time, saving her chances while she pulls Harlow into her grasp! DOMINO DRIVING HARLOW INTO THE MAT WITH THE KICKER! THE ARGENTINE DDT CONNECTS! DOMINO SLOWLY ROLLING HARLOW ONTO HER BACK AND GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD WE SEE DOMINO GET A BIG VICTORY OVER ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TONIGHT?!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: THE ANSWER IS NO JAKE! BECAUSE HARLOW BARELY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Flannery McCoy: Look at that absolutely frustrated look on the face of Domino! Evidently, she’s unhappy with Harlow’s persistence in this match. Harlow is slowly dragging herself up to a seated position right now, BUT DOMINO IS RIGHT UP RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK! But Harlow manages to move out of the way and roll up to her feet! BUT DOMINO SEES IT THROUGH GRABBING HARLOW AND GOING FOR A GORILLA PRESS SLAM! BUT HARLOW SLIPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF DOMINO, SLIDING DOWN AND GOING FOR A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF DOMINO’S KNEE!
(Suddenly, a scream of pure agony is heard, one that you could hear straight out of a horror movie that startles everyone.)
Jake Mercer: :krabs:
Stew-O: :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: :krabs:
Crowd: :krabs:
(The camera shows Domino dropping down to the canvas and gripping onto her knee in pure pain while she scrunches her face. She balls her hands into a fist and slams it into the canvas repeatedly, something is obviously wrong right now, the pain is more unbearable than usual for The Bone Collector. After a while, the referee is forced to slide down and check on Domino with a reasonable level of concern on their face.)
Jake Mercer: Holy shit, that does not look good in the slightest for Domino. It looks like she sustained an injury right now, and due to her inability to move, I don’t think this match is able to continue onward! The referee is holding up the X-
(Before the referee can stop the match, Domino outstretches her arm and grips onto the referee’s arm. She’s fighting through all the pain that she can while she falls against the ropes, breathing heavily trying to shake off the pain. She doesn’t want this match to end, and that’s made apparent while she shouts at the top of her lungs.)
Domino Stone: THIS… THIS MATCH ISN’T ENDING UNTIL… UNTIL I FUCKING SAY SO! YOU HEAR ME?!
(Harlow is seen crossing her arms in frustration while she looks at Domino. For the most part, she’s unhappy that she has to put this woman through more pain than she needs to, but if she doesn’t, then this match is going to continue and she’s going to continue to put Domino through pain that might not be able to reverted to full health.)
Stew-O: LES MISÉRABLES!
Flannery McCoy: HARLOW WITH THE KILLING BLOW, CONNECTING WITH THE FLYING KNEE TO THE CHIN OF DOMINO! HARLOW DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER GOING FOR THE TWISTER, SHE JUST HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING DING DING!!!)
(‘Witches Burn’ once again begins to play through the arena while Harlow Reichert pushes off of a limp Domino Stone while in an instant, the medical team runs down to check on the injured Domino. Harlow is obviously unhappy at the moment, but she snatches her Unified Tag Team Championship and rests it on her shoulder while she looks at the scene unfold inside of the ring.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… HARLOOOWWW!! REEEEIIICHEEEERTTTT!!!!!
Jake Mercer: What a scene that we’ve just witnessed. It’s an understatement that both of them gave it their all, both of them sacrificed EVERYTHING to make sure that they were able to get the victory. In the end, Domino’s sacrifice got the better of her wellbeing, with Harlow forced to finish her off for good even when she didn’t want to, even when it wasn’t morally right, to get the victory.
Stew-O: That’s obviously going to be on Harlow’s conscience for a bit, but we can’t help but commend Domino for her efforts tonight. She laid it all on the line and even through injury, even when she didn’t need to continue, she still made an effort to do so. Domino is a true winner tonight, even if that isn’t fully what we’re looking at tonight. Nonetheless, congratulations to Harlow Reichert.
(Harlow is about to leave the ring, before she turns her head and looks towards Domino. Domino is slowly being helped up to her feet and being helped by two members of the medical staff, before her eyes meet Harlow. Before she takes her leave, Harlow nods her head in a show of respect before leaving the ring and making her way up the ramp, it’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades to commercial from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Tech N9ne’s new song: “Face Off” featuring The Woogieman.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade back into the arena where ‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. is heard blasting through the speakers to the arena followed by a deafening negative reaction from the crowd in response. Andre Walker is then seen nonchalantly making his way out to the stage with a stern and cold expression plastered on his face. Albert Hitchman is seen following closely behind him, as per, gripping the Interwire Championship in his hands with a prideful grin on his face. Andre holds out his hand, allowing Albert to hand over the Championship which Andre raises up in the air triggering an array of pyro to shoot out from everywhere around the stage. After a while, Andre brings his Championship down, slinging it over his shoulder while he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week Andre didn’t hold much back interrupting what Solomon had to say in the ring. He stated that he’s biting off way more than he can chew at this point and leading himself to an inevitable doom by even making the mistake of challenging him. Of course though, that’s not exactly what Solomon thinks about the situation either, he believes that he can pull off what is believed to be impossible and beat Andre for the belt at Road To Redemption.
Flannery McCoy: I most definitely wouldn’t take that out of the picture, but just remember, he’s up against Andre Walker. Andre didn’t get to the heights he’s gotten to based off of pure luck, he’s shown just how good he can be in that ring and how well he can fare against anyone, Solomon Stane is definitely not an exception to the rule. While Solomon does have a chance, Andre isn’t going to go so slightly on him in the process.
Jake Mercer: Andre is lucky that this isn’t an eating contest, because my lord, his Interwire Championship would be gone in a matter of seconds, seeing the type of competition that he’s up against. Andre Walker is Andre Walker?! Well Solomon Stane looks like he just ate three Andre Walker’s!
(Andre stops at the bottom of the ramp, a straight look continuing to show on his face while he looks around at the EAW Universe that’s in attendance tonight. From there, he begins to make his way around the ring and up the steel steps, stepping onto the apron while he looks out to the sea of people in the crowd one more time. He then enters into the ring while Albert enters happily on the other side. He takes his Championship before raising it ceremoniously in the air one more time, before bringing it to rest on his shoulder. He then makes his way over, taking a microphone and beginning to make his way over to the center of the ring, while ‘Rockstar’ begins to come to a close from there.)
Andre Walker: When I first won the Interwire Championship, prying it from the corpse of Bronson Daniels at Clash of Kingdoms 2. My priorities, were simple and very straightforward when it came to my duties as your Champion. My intentions were, just like it was when I held the New Breed Championship, to elevate it and put it on the map. Give it a life it never had under the previous owner, and in turn, take the Championship to new heights. But that’s a perfect reality, one that, by the looks of things, isn’t panning out exactly as expected. Because instead of doing that with absolutely no problem in mind, I’m out here facing people at the stature of… Solomon Stane. I’ve never had a problem with StarrStan, not a single issue in the world for him despite the amount of criticism that he’s given. But I find myself facing Solomon at Road To Redemption quite disrespectful, especially considering everything that I’ve done for Elite Answers Wrestling as a whole.
Albert Hitchman: Andre has given his all into everything that he’s done. He’s put in the work and he’s done everything in his power to elevate everything that revolves around him. With all of that, there’s no doubt he’s at the epicenter of this very company. Because I’ve seen a lot of people come and go throughout my time in EAW, never have I seen someone like Andre. So to say he is not being given the best of the best here on Friday Night Dynasty? I find it telling about what they interpret Andre to be, and it’s something far from the truth. Last Season you went as far as to bring in someone from Showdown to fight for the Interwire Championship at Pain For Pride, where’s that here, huh? Where’s that level of competition? Where’s that level of dedication to the cause? Because by the looks of things, I don’t see that happening.
Andre Walker: I don’t take Solomon anywhere near seriously or as any type of threat. Everyone knows deep down that Solomon just doesn’t have what it takes to go pound for pound against me, I’m not here to pretend that he’s some sort of obstacle. I’m punching down by even entertaining this kid, and I’m not here to do that type of charity work. Let me tell you one thing, StarrStan, and I’ll say it clearly. After I make swift work of Solomon and dispose of him just like I did to Johnny at House of Glass, I want some competition. So you better get to finding someone worthy. If you’re incapable of doing such a thing, I will take matters into my own hands, and it’s not going to end well for you-
(Andre is then interrupted by the sounds of ‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ by Rob Zombie beginning to blast through the speakers of the arena to an equal amount of boos being shouted down by the crowd. It isn’t long after that Solomon Stane begins to make his way out to the stage with a serious and pissed off look on his face while he stands at the center of the stage. He wastes zero time while he grips a microphone in his hand and begins to yell down to the ring while ‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ comes to a close.)
Solomon Stane: I hear your complaints, I hear your whining, and I don’t know what you want me to say, Andre. Sure, if everything that you’ve said up to this point is what you want to believe to be certain, then more power to you. But unlike everyone else in this land of Elitists, I don’t see you as any more than common folk. I know, a shocker, and I hope that brought you down to reality for a good second. You’re someone who wants to believe yourself to be so much more than what you actually are, but we all know the grand scheme of the situation. You can discreetly compare him to that disappointing fool Johnny Andrews all you want, there will be no comparisons needed when I rip the Interwire Championship away from your cold, limp corpse when it’s all said and done.
Andre Walker: The gall, don’t you agree, Albert?
Albert Hitchman: Wholeheartedly.
Andre Walker: You’re throwing stones from glass houses, Solomon, and we all know exactly how well that turns out for everyone else that makes that same mistake. I just don’t get where this confidence is coming from, not because of some inept ability with basic comprehension skills, I’d be doing a great impression of you and everyone else on the roster right there. But simply because it’s such a blatantly obvious concept, and for some reason, you can’t seem to understand or even grasp at it in the slightest. You’re not a savior, you’re not someone that’s going to save this land from the “tyranny” of someone like myself. You’re only going to find yourself in one position that is only fitting for people like you, being the sacrificial lamb.
Solomon Stane: The only “sacrificial lamb” there’s going to be is you. I’m a lot closer than you realize to you, the bar wasn’t that high to surpass in the first place when it comes to someone like Andre Walker, he just wants you to believe that’s the case. EAW has had enough of people like you unrightfully at the helm of this company, wrongfully leading this company into the wrong direction than it needs to be. Let’s change that, shall we? Because by the end of the new year, Andre Walker will not be your Interwire Champion. We will be walking into 2022, ushering in a new era that only Solomon Stane can usher in.
(Solomon then drops his microphone down to the ground while ‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ begins to blast through the speakers of the arena once more. Solomon begins to take his leave, while Andre is seen rubbing his temple inside the ring. Albert is trying to calm him down, but it’s evident Andre is not a happy camper right now. The last shot seen is a frustrated Interwire Champion watching his Road To Redemption challenger disappear through the backstage area while Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is seen for Social Stream where you can officially censor words so you don’t have to pay a fine of $500!)
(‘The Only Thing They Fear Is You’ from Mick Gordon plays as Ryan Wilson dances as he walks out from behind the curtain. He is greeted with a mixed reaction from the crowd. He soaks it in as he makes his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC CANADA …WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS….RYYAAAANNN WILLLSSOONNNNN!!!!
Jake Mercer: He’s only been here for a few minutes, and I already can’t stand this guy.
Stew-O: :skip: Ryan’s going through a bit with New Eden, taking the chamber match away from him and banning him. He at least gets to escape it for one week, competing on the A-brand tonight. Cannot wait to see what he brings!
(“The Triumph of King Freak {A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition}” hits as the crowd boos immediately. Solomon walks out from behind the curtain, and walks straight towards the ring, keeping his eyes on Ryan Wilson warming up in the ring already.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA….WEIGHING IN AT AN EVEN 300 POUNDS. ..SOOLLOOMMOONNNN STTAAANNNEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: I didn’t think someone like this guy would have a death wish, wish how he git in Andre Walker’s bad side as of late.
Stew-O: If anybody can handle it and is up for the challenge, it’s this dude right here. He’s on a warpath and that path he likely sees the Interwire Championship. Tonight, he has a great challenge in the form of a former New Breed Champion. This should be quite the interesting clash between two very different competitors.
Flannery McCoy: Looks like we’re set to — WAIT LOOK ON THE STAGE!
(The ref goes to ring the bell before the reaction of the crowd interrupts him. Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman make their way out. Hitchman clutching the Interwire Championship. They slowly make their way to ringside.)
Stew-O: I guess the champ wants a front row seat to see this match. Oh man, Solomon better watch his back here.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And here we go! Ryan Wilson and Solomon circle the ring with one another, and Ryan is stepping up to the center of the ring, daring Solomon to make the first move.
Ryan Wilson (no mic): Come on, do something rookie.
Jake Mercer: Uhhhh…but Solomon connects with an uppercut to the jaw of Ryan, looking annoyed as we all are only a few seconds into the match. Ryan falls backwards into the corner, and Solomon runs and slams into Ryan in the corner. Solomon grabs ahold of Ryan by the head and the ribs, while looking over to Andre on the outside….AND HE TOSSES RYAN ACROSS THE RING LIKE A RAGDOLL!
(Andre Walker with his arms crossed gives an unimpressed look, standing there not doing anything.)
Stew-O: Ryan looks like he’s trying to regain his composure as he pulls himself up in the opposite corner….AND HERE COMES SOLOMON WITH FULL SPEED AGAIN….BUT RYAN SIDESTEPS AVOIDING DISASTER AT THE LAST SECOND!
Flannery McCoy: Now its Ryan Wilson in control now,as he throws several haymakers to the face and side kicks, and now he brings Solomon to the center of the ring, and he placed him between the legs, what is he thinking of here? BUT SOLOMON COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP! Ryan is up, and Solomon runs him over with a hard clothesline, and then another one! Solomon now tries to keep the momentum going as he lifts up Ryan in a power slam position…
Jake Mercer: Ryan. Slips out from behind, and shoves Solomon chest first into the turnbuckle, and then follows it up with a drop kick to the back, sending Solomon chest first into the turnbuckle again…and then Ryan connects with a jumping neckbreaker from the back! A quick cover from Ryan now!
OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: A quick kickout, and Ryan immediately goes back on the offense, hopping on top of Solomon, throwing several elbow shots and raining down right hands, before the referee steps in and gets some separation as Ryan throws his hands up. Inky for a second though as he tries to go back on the attack–BUT RYAN WALKS RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER! Ryan landed on his head quite hard there, and Solomon isn’t going for the cover. He takes another look at Andre who still hasn’t moved a muscle, as he picks up Ryan and places him between his legs!
Jake Mercer: Solomon picks him up…and Ryan is sitting on the shoulders in a powerbomb position, but Ryan is doing his best to fight out of it. Solomon tries to powerbomb Ryan through it…BUT RYAN COUNTERS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT!! BUT NO!! SOLOMON USES HIS POWER AND LIFTS RYAN UP AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Stew-O: Ryan holds on to the apron though. Solomon notices and runs off the ropes with full speed….SOLOMON SPEARS RYAN THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE OFF THE APRON!! RIGHT AT THE FEET IF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, ANDRE WALKER.
(Andre is still in the one spot, now cracking a smirk as Solomon stares at him face to face.)
Flannery McCoy: Solomon picks up Ryan and tosses him back inside the ring, and Solomon is still face to face with Andre. Solomon hopes on the apron–A KICK TO THE FACE FROM RYAN WILSON! Solomon took his eye off the ball more than he wanted, and Ryan is looking to take advantage of the slight window. Ryan runs off the ropes and drives the knee into the side of the head of Solomon, who’s hanging through the middle rope. Ryan runs up the top rope… AND RYAN DELIVERS A FLYING ELBOW ON THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S NECK!! ANOTHER COVER!!
OOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Not yet! Solomon Caine stays alive, as Ryan thinks of what to do next in this matchup to perhaps put Solomon away. He picks Solomon up by the head slowly–BUT SOLOMON SLAPS THE HANDS AWAY FROM RYAN AND DELIVERS A VICIOUS HEADBUTT THAT DRIVES RYAN A FEW STEPS BACKWARDS!!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan flies forward and delivers a forearm strike! Solomon steps forward and tries to deliver another headbutt…BUT RYAN SIDESTEPS,GRABS THE ARM AND DELIVERS A HIGH DISCORD KNEE STRIKE!! Solomon is down to a knee…and Ryan runs off the ropes– AND SOLOMON OUT OF NOWHERE FLATTENS RYAN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE THAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT!! RYAN HAS NO CLUE WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: Solomon looking to put the finishing touches on this match with Andre Walker watching ringside. He picks up Ryan looking dead at Andre again….AND RYAN DRIVES SOLOMON BACK FIRAT INTO THE CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST FROM RYAN! ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE!!
Andre Walker: (Off-Mic) Keep your eyes on the opponent fat boy.
Stew-O: Ryan now uses all of his strength to lift Solomon on the top rope in a seated position. Ryan climbs up top with him now. Ryan delivers several shots to the head, and now HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!! BUT SOLOMON USES HIS POWER TO LET IT HAPPEN!! AND UH OH — SOLOMON GRABS AHOLD OF RYAN….A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
Jake Mercer: Did y’all feel this building shake too?! :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEG OF RYAN!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The annoying little shit somehow stays alive! Gotta give him credit there. Solomon looks down on Ryan, and he is going to try putting this match away– BUT RYSN SHOVES HIM AWAY, BUYING HIM ENOUGH TIME BEFORE SOLOMON WALKS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK!!! SOLOMON IS DAZED UP AGAINST THE ROPES — AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK FROM RYAN THAT KNOCKS SOLOMON THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE, RIGHT AT ANDRE WALKER’S FEET! :lupe:
(Andre and Hitchman stand above the fallen Solomon. Andre has his hands placed in front of him, still as a statue with that smirk on his face as Solomon stands and looks him in the eye.)
Stew-O: AND OH MY GOD!!!! SOLOMON JUST HEADBUTTED THE HOLY HELL OUT OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: I guess Solomon wants to send the message that Andre strikes zero fear into him, but just like we asked last week….is he gonna regret that? :lupe:
(Solomon states down a shocked Hitchman holding the Interwire title, as he rolls back inside the ring. Hitchman tries tending to Andre next to him.)
Stew-O: Solomon slides back in the ring and turns his attention back to Ryan….BUT RYSN WILSON CONNECTS WITH “SELFF EXPLANTORYYYYY!!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH TAKES DOWN THE BIG MAN AS RYAN FLIPS HIM OVER TO MAKE THE COVER!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND SOLOMON KICKS OUT! Ryan can’t believe it as he stands up, thinking of what to do next. And….he grabs the legs of Solomon….GOING FOR HIS SHARPSHOOTER!! CAN HE TURN SOLOMON OVER?!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! SOLOMON USES HIS STRENGTH AND FLIPS RYAN WITH HIS FEET! Both men are stirring to their feet, and Ryan charges at Solomon first…..BUT SOLOMON CATCHES RYAN AND CONNECTS WITH A SIDE SLAM!! SOLOMON CAN SENSE THAT VICTORY IS NEAR NOW FOR HIM!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon like a predator stalking its prey waiting for Ryan to stand up — BUT LOOK! AN ENRAGED ANDRE WALKER HOPS ON THE APRON! SOLOMON TRIES TO SWING AT HIM, BUT MISSS AS ANDRE DROPS DOWN!! BEHIND SOLOMON!!
Stew-O: RYAN CHARGES AND DELIVERS A FOREARM STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD…AND FOLLOWS IT WITH A ROLLUP!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN’S GOT THE TIGHTS!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Only Thing They Fear Is You’ once again plays as Ryan Wilson quickly slides out of the ring before Solomon can do anything to him out of anger. A shit-eating grin on his face as the ref raises his hands as he celebrates on the ramp.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..RYYYAAANNNNN WIIILLLSSOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: I guess you can chop up an assist from Andre on that one.
Jake Mercer: I mean, the dude had it coming hitting Andre when Andre was doing nothing but minding his business.
Flannery McCoy: You really think he was just gonna stand there?
Stew-O: Nobody knows, but congratulations to Ryan on the huge win tonight. He did what he had to do.
(Ryan begins to make his leave while Andre is still standing at ringside. Andre nods his head slowly before he looks towards Solomon who slowly begins to rise, entering into the ring while he begins to approach him. Solomon is obviously furious, looking at Andre while Andre unties his man bun as Albert looks fearfully at ringside.)
Andre Walker: (Off-Mic) You’re NOTHING-
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON JUST WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF ANDRE AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! OH BOY! IT’S GOING DOWN IN CHINATOWN!
Stew-O: BOTH OF THEM ARE SLAMMING FISTS INTO ONE ANOTHER’S HEAD AS IT’S APPARENT THAT ANDRE IS BEING TAKEN BY SURPRISE RIGHT NOW, WITH SOLOMON HAVING A EVER SO SLIGHT EDGE OVER HIM! SOLOMON IS MOUNTED ON TOP OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION, SLAMMING PUNCHES INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE WHILE ANDRE DOESN’T HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO BLOCK WITH HIS FOREARMS TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITY!
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON ISN’T DONE, GOING FOR THE KEY OF SOLOMON-
(The crowd boos loudly while Andre escapes off of the shoulder of Solomon and retreats out of the ring. Albert quickly hobbles over to check on him while the both of them slowly make their way up the ramp. Solomon is seen pointing at the two of them, yelling and challenging them to come back into the ring but that doesn’t seem to be on their mind at the moment. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades to commercial from there.)
(The camera then fades to a commercial for hair care featuring Jake Smith. He has acne.)
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ hits, as the crowd gives a loud mixed reaction. Out steps Dr. Bethany Blue who is wearing a long white doctors coat over her attire. She extends her arms out to her side as she continues her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first.. From Miami, Florida.. Weighing in at 125lbs.. DR!!!! BETHANY!!!!! BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Dr. Bethany Blue who has been nothing less than impressive since making her return to Friday Nights.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right Stew. She took down the former World Champion, Jack Ripley a few weeks ago, then last week stood up to Andrea Valentine in regards to the Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber. If there’s someone that has proven that they deserve to be in that world title picture, it’s Dr. Bethany Blue, and tonight she intends on making that clear against her opponent in Lisa Wren.
(‘Flawless’ by Mega Drive hits, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. After a moment, it’s Lisa Wren who steps out in a bright and colorful attire. Beside her is Kensi who has her hand on Lisa’s shoulder and follows her down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent.. Being accompanied by Kensi!!! Weighing in at 130lbs!! From British Columbia, Canada!!! LISA!!!!!!! WREN!!!!!!
Stew-O: StarrStan announced that Lisa Wren would be one of the two Dynasty representatives for the Universal Women’s Championship at Road to Redemption. The other being Ximena Valesquez.
Flannery McCoy: Lisa has been in title matches before. She’s been in chambers before. She has so much experience being in these situations. It’s just a matter of capitalizing on the opportunity and walking out with a W. We know that’s her goal at Road to Redemption, so tonight she can test herself against someone just as hungry in Dr. Bethany Blue. Here we go!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and now this one is underway! These two Elitists waste no time getting after each other, as they tie up in the center of the ring! Wren might be the stronger of the two, ass she manages to deliver a strong knee to the body of Dr. Bethany Blue that loosens her grip on Wren! Wren now with another knee to the body, then with an irish whip as she sends Dr. Bethany Blue running towards the far ropes!! Blue hits the ropes hard, then rebounds back.. FOREARM TO THE FACE BY LISA WREN!!
Flannery McCoy: Not quite Stew! Dr. Bethany Blue ducks underneath the arm and continues towards the far ropes at the other end! Lisa Wren stumbles on her feet for a moment after missing that forearm shot, but as soon as she regains her balance.. IT’S BETHANY WHO NAILS HER WITH A RUNNING CORKSCREW ELBOW AFTER REBOUNDING OFF OF THE FAR ROPES!! LISA GETS TAKEN DOWN AFTER THAT ONE!!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren is down on the canvas of the ring and clutching at her face. Meanwhile, Dr. Bethany Blue stomps down onto Lisa’s midsection, then decides to go over to the corner turnbuckles. What does Blue have in mind here? She’s scaling up to the middle rope and now staring down at Lisa Wren.. Dr. Blue leaps into the air!! KNEE DROP TO THE CHEST FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE BY BETHANY!!! NO!!! LISA WREN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND BETHANY CRASHES DOWN ONTO HER KNEE!!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue is clutching at that knee in pain, as Lisa Wren slowly works to heer feet. We can see the pain Blue is in right now, but it’s okay because she’s a doctor and can operate on herself so that the damage is minimal for this match.
Flannery McCoy: How in the world is Bethany going to operate on herself in the middle of a match?
Jake Mercer: Umm.. Well..
Flannery McCoy: Exactl-
Jake Mercer: BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE DR. BETHANY BLUE HAS JUST GOTTEN BACK TO HER FEET!!
Stew-O: LOOK AT THE TOP ROPE!! IT’S LISA WREN!!! SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR TOWARDS BETHANY BLUE!! DIVING HURRICANRANA!!! IT CONNECTS.. AND WREN TRANSITIONS IT INTO A GOGOPLATA!!! THE GOGOPLATA IS LOCKED IN ON DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
Jake Mercer: We used to call that move the Heaven’s Fence back in the day, coz this is a move that could send you straight to heaven.
Flannery McCoy: As ridiculous as that name sounds, you might be right about the consequences of being trapped in this move. Just looking at Blue right now, she’s struggling to try and pry Lisa’s lower leg away from her throat. Dr. Bethany Blue is doing everything she can to escape this hold, and is now trying to drop forearms down onto the head of Lisa Wren. However, Lisa is holding on for dear life and pulling down on Bethany’s head for more pressure. Meanwhile, it’s Kensi on the outside cheering her on and you have to believe that Kensi is giving Lisa the motivation she needs to make this that much harder for the former Specialists Champion!
Stew-O: Not only is she making it harder for her.. BUT BETHANY IS FADING!! SHE’S STARTING TO SLOW DOWN, AS THE BLOOD AND OXYGEN IS GETTING CUT OFF AT THE HEAD!! Lisa Wren is pulling as tight as she can, meanwhile Blue is reaching her arm out to the side to try and grab some ropes, but it’s no use! She’s too far away… She-
Flannery McCoy: ELBOW TO THE FACE BY BETHANY!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! BETHANY IS GOING CRAZY AND DOING DESPERATION ELBOW’S TO THE FACE OF LISA WREN! ON THE OUTSIDE WE CAN SEE KENSI COVERING HER EYES, AS SHE KNOWS LISA IS LOSING CONTROL OF THIS SUBMISSION!! ANOTHER ELBOW!! AND ANOTHER!! AND FINALLY LISA RELEASES HER GRIP ON THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD!! THE GOGOPLATA WAS RELEASED AND-
Stew-O: DR. BETHANY BLUE HOOKS BOTH LEGS AND TURNS LISA WREN OVER… FRACTURED!!! THE FRACTURED SUBMISSION HOLD IS LOCKED IN!!! LISA WREN INSTANTLY SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!!!!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, now this one hurts a lot.
Flannery McCoy: Oh Really? :snoop:
Jake Mercer: Are you being smart with me?
Flannery McCoy: You can’t be smart with someone if the other person isn’t smart.
Stew-O: You know who is smart though? Dr. Bethany Blue. The fact that she has decided to go for a submission hold on Lisa Wren after being trapped in that gogoplata gives her the opportunity to catch her breath, recover a little bit, and doing that all while Lisa Wren feels nothing but pain on her lower back. Again, the Fractured Submission hold is an elevated boston crab, so the pressure on the lower back is increased!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, and now Blue begins to lean back even further to apply even more pressure on the hold! Lisa Wren is screaming in pain right now, but on the outside of the ring you can see Kensi smacking her hands down onto the mat!! She’s trying to get Lisa Wren going, and to be honest, it looks like it’s working!! A moment ago, Lisa had a look of desperation and defeat as the pain looked too unbearable for her, but now Lisa is focused and army crawling her way towards Kensi!! Inch by inch she goes and now Lisa is right there!! Bethany tries to keep this submission in the center, but.. LISA WREN REACHES OUT AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPES!! SHE GETS THE ROPE BREAK!!!
Stew-O: Bethany releases her submission hold on Lisa Wren, then walks away, as Wren lays down on the canvas of the ring with her right hand clutching at the bottom ropes. Meanwhile, we can see Kensi on the outside speaking to Lisa and keeping her focused on the match even though Lisa is in tremendous pain.
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren nods to Kensi, then slowly gets back up to her feet.. BUT BETHANY WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE THAT DROPS REN DOWN TO HER KNEE!! Bethany hooks the head, then raises her back up to her feet in an inverted facelock!! GRADE C2!!! REVERSE DDT!!! BETHANY DROPS LISA DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH THAT ONE AND NOW GOES FOR THE PIN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Stew-O: Kickout by Wren!! That was a close on, and Bethany nearly got the victory, but Lisa managed to keep this one going. Bethany looks pretty frustrated that she didn’t get the job done just now. Blue kicks Wren over then steps over her body. Blue then sits down off to the side, and hooks the arm!! BETHANY HAS THE DISLOCATION LOCKED IN, AS SHE’S PULLING AT THE ARM!! THAT’S THE FUJIWARA ARM BAR THAT’S LOCKED IN!!
Jake Mercer: They say Bethany met with Mr. Fujiwara, and spoke with him about perfecting the move that he pioneered. It’s amazing to see perfection in the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Where do you get your sources?
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t matter..
Stew-O: What does matter is that Lisa’s arm is about to get ripped out of its socket if she doesn’t get herself out! Bethany is tight on the arm and wrenching at it. She’s in perfect position right now as she’s using the leverage she has to apply even more pressure onto Lisa’s arm. That’s one of the benefits of being a Doctor. It’s the fact that she knows how the human body works and functions. Using that knowledge to her advantage in every match is why she’s become such a successful Elitist throughout her career.
Flannery McCoy: Wait a second Stew!! Look at Lisa!! She’s managed to get her knees underneath her. She’s slowly getting up to her feet, as Bethany still has the arm! Lisa is now standing up, as Bethany keeps the arm and whips her over to the far ropes!! Lisa hits the ropes, and returns towards Bethany.. BETHANY WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! NO!! LISA WREN DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AND CONTINUES TO THE FAR ROPES, SHE REBOUND BACK TOWARDS BETHANY WHO TURNS AROUND.. SLINGBLADE BY LISA WREN THAT CATCHES BLUE OFF GUARD AND SENDS HER DOWN TO THE RING MAT!! AND SHE TRANSITIONS THAT INTO A KOJI CLUTCH!!
Stew-O: WAIT NO!!! LISA WREN MISSES THE LOCK, AS BETHANY SLIPPED AWAY!! BETHANY HOWEVER MANAGES TO HOOK LISA’S LEFT ARM AROUND HER BODY.. NOW HER RIGHT ARM GETS TRAPPED BY BETHANY’S LEGS!! What is this!?! This is.. SAY AHHHHHH! THE SECOND DOSE!! All Bethany has to do is add that mandible claw, and Lisa Wren is done for!! Lisa is shaking her head, as she knows what’s coming!! She’s struggling and doing whatever she can to break free, but her arms are so spread apart that she can’t seem to slip them out!! Bethany uses her right arm to reach down into her attire to grab a glove!! She slips it onto her right arm, as she keeps Wren trapped!! Wren shakes her head in fear… MANDIBLE CLAW!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW COMPLETES THE RINGS OF SATURN, AND LISA WREN IS FREAKING OUT DUE TO THE PAIN AND INABILITY TO BREATHE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The referee goes down to Lisa and asks if she can continue, because she has no arms to tap out and.. LISA SHAKES HER HEAD NO!! DR. BETHANY BLUE GETS THE SUBMISSION!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ hits, as Dr. Bethany Blue rises up to her feet and gets her hand raised by the referee. The crowd gives a loud mixed reaction to Bethany and her technical match with Lisa Wren who is now being tended to by Kensi.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. DR!!! BETHANY!! BLUE!!!!!
Stew-O: What a technical match up that was. Submission to submission, and tons of grappling, but in the end, it was Blue who won after timing Lisa Wren’s Koji Clutch and evading it just in time to lock in the Rings of Saturn.
Flannery McCoy: These two women put up a great performance, and should do well in their respective matches at Road to Redemption.
(The screen shows Dr. Bethany Blue rolling out of the ring, and walking backwards, as Lisa Wren is being lifted up to her feet by Kensi. While Kensi looks very concerned and seems to want to help, the face of Lisa tells all, telling that she doesn’t want any sort of sympathy after everything that has transpired…)
Stew-O: :krabs: LISA SHOVES KENSI AWAY!
(Kensi stumbles backwards, more taken by surprise than anything else while a livid Lisa goes off in an angry tangent.)
Lisa Wren: (Off-Mic) I DON’T NEED YOUR PITY STRIPPERELLA! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I MAKE YOU!
(Lisa storms away, leaving the ring while Kensi is still inside the ring, despondent at what she’s seeing at the moment. Kensi tries to chase after her as it’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades to elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades to the backstage area where it’s a very hectic scene being shown right now. The sounds of yelling entangled in a vicious argument reverberates through the halls while two figures are seen not holding back for a minute with one another; those two are then revealed to be none other than Lisa Wren & Kensi who are evidently stating their cases regarding what went down in Lisa’s match earlier against Dr. Bethany Blue. Lisa is obviously very unhappy about everything, and doesn’t want Kensi’s solace especially with the amount of tension that continues to grow between the two of them. Kensi is just trying to calm her down at this point, seeing this not to be a good situation for either of them considering the fact they’re a tag team, but at the moment, her frustration is seeming to build seeing Lisa’s unwavering stake in the ground that she continues to preach towards her.)
Kensi: Now that’s just absurd, Lisa! How dare I try to break apart this little partnership that the two of us had for months on end, what kind of person would I be?! I was just trying to check on you and see if you were okay, but the disrespect that you gave me in response was just unbelievable! I just want to see what your deal is! Is that so hard to do?!
Lisa Wren: Yes it is you caucasian fool! Like you ain’t been running me down these past few weeks, like you ain’t been nothing more than exactly what my superstitions told me before I teamed with you, a stuck-up bitch who gets pissy when she doesn’t get her way. I knew I shouldn’t have made the mistake to trust you, I knew I shouldn’t have wasted my time with a fucking charity case like yourself. Because the last thing I need is someone like you holding me back from my true potential, Stripperella.
Kensi: You see?! That’s the thing that’s been driving this team apart further! You are trying to take credit for everything and focus all the attention on yourself, yet when you’re questioned about it, you end up pointing the finger at me and being nothing more than a hypocrite when you try to criticize me! Get yourself together and realize that we have a job to do as a tag team, and it’s something that we’ve sworn to do since the get go and that’s finding success. And that can’t happen if we’re out here trying to tear each other’s throats out like maniacs!
Lisa Wren: There you go again, sure, let’s keep that narrative, but would I really be wrong? There’s a reason that I’m in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and you’re not, I think it’s kind of obvious at this point. I’m the star of the group and the only thing that you are at this point seeing the type of bullshit that you tryna say right now, well, you’re just my assistant. I’m going to be the next Universal Women’s Champion, and when I can finally take the time to focus on myself, the only thing that’ll happen to you is that you’ll inevitably be left in the dust.
Kensi: EXCUSE YOU! YOU’RE ONLY IN IT BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO BE, YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A BACKUP PLAN-
???: Interesting… interesting indeed…
(The argument is stopped by a third voice slowly creeping in from afar. Both of them stop abruptly with confused expressions on their face, looking around and trying to see where the source of the voice is coming from. It isn’t long before the figure of ‘La Reina’ Serenity Valdez is seen making her way into the scene. She still bears the scars of her match against Sierra earlier in the night, where she unfortunately came short, but nonetheless, there’s still an unwavering confidence on her face that makes her look pompous while she approaches the tag team. She looks back and forth between the two of them, before scoffing.)
Serenity Valdez: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but pop my head into this conversation and just take a peek at what you two seem to be talking about. Because goddamn what an uproar that the two of you are making, frankly, it’s irritating… but of course, when I checked hoping to find something interesting out of the two of you, I got everything but. Instead I got the same old, same old that we’ve been hearing for a bit now, and that’s the dick measuring contest that’s unfolded between you two “tag partners.” Calling you tag partners is a bit generous too, I don’t think I can even say that at this point. It’s sad how much the two of you have devolved to a point of lunacy, but hey, whatever floats your boat. It just leaves more windows of success for someone like myself to capitalize on.
Lisa Wren: Look, I don’t know who the fuck you are or why the fuck someone like you decided to interrupt me. But your presence here isn’t welcomed and I’ll be damned if I’m bitched around by you in the first place. This isn’t your conversation to instigate, now let me tell you before I force you, get the fuck out.
Serenity Valdez: Wow, how rude. I guess that Extreme Elimination Chamber opportunity has been getting to your head a little more than I expected. First it gives you a sense of superiority over Kensi, and now it makes you have the gall to speak towards ‘La Reina’ the way that you’ve spoken towards her. Well then, let’s rain on your parade because wow, that’s annoying. If you really think you deserve your spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. That somehow, someway, it’s your destiny to miraculously become the next Universal Women’s Champion? Then you’ll put your spot on the line next week against me.
Lisa Wren: If that’s what it’s going to take to shut your bitchass up, then alright. Maybe that’ll get Stripperella to realize exactly where she stands in the pecking order too, I’ll see you then.
(Serenity has a pleased look on her face while she turns around and begins to make her way out of the scene from there. Lisa then looks towards Kensi who’s evidently pissed off about everything that’s going on, before Lisa promptly turns on her heels and makes her way out of the scene. The last shot seen is a disgruntled Kensi before Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty slowly begins to comes back to the arena where ‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to a reception of cheers and boos, mostly positive for Harlow Reichert who makes her way out from the backstage area. She has her half of the Unified Tag Team Championship resting on her shoulder while she has a stern look on her face, turning her head and looking back towards the tron area while ‘Witches Burn’ is replaced by ‘It Has Begun’ by Starset while Xavier Williams follows her, making his way out to the stage to stand side-by-side with Harlow with his half of the Unified Tag Team Championship fitted around his waist. Both, in swift synchronization, then take their Championships and raise it high in the air while pyro begins to shoot out from the stage. It isn’t long after that, that both of them begin to make their way to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… XAVIER WILLIAMS & HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we all know the situation that’s been unfolding in the Unified Tag Team Championship scene. With the winners of the Tag Team Turmoil Tournament, Jake Smith and Chris Elite, not being short on words towards the Champions that they’ll be facing in due time for the titles. Of course, evidently, it’s left a bitter taste in the mouths of both Harlow and Xavier, and they seem to be out here to address the choice words that were said by their challengers last week on Sunday Night Voltage.
Flannery McCoy: That seems to be the main area of focus, which couldn’t have been made more obvious after what we saw earlier in the night. Xavier participated in the roundtable for the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship, and he wasn’t short on saying that he didn’t find any sort of enjoyment being in that match. He prioritizes Harlow and the Unified Tag Team Championships over that match, knowing that he’s only really around for her in the first place. So it couldn’t be more evident that they have their sights set on this more than anything else right now, and of course, that’s always been dangerous for anyone that’s stepped in their way.
Jake Mercer: You know, Xavier and Harlow ain’t exactly wrong when they say their peace about Chris and Jake. Who the hell calls themselves The Haircare Kings yet one of them is fucking bald?! The logic just ain’t there!
Flannery McCoy: … Why you bald? :mjlol2:
(Xavier begins to make his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, stepping forward and making sure to pull down the middle rope for Harlow to enter into the ring while she follows him and makes her way through the ropes. Xavier then enters as well while both locate at the center of the ring, once more raising their Championships up in the air to a strong reaction from the crowd. ‘It Has Begun’ from there begins to come to a close while both of them begin to make their way towards the center of the ring, both holding microphones in their hands now while the crowd begins to quiet down.)
Harlow Reichert: Stating our disappointments is an understatement, especially considering how little ground that we have to cover when it comes to what Jake and Chris had to say for themselves on Sunday Night Voltage last week. It’s safe to say we expected something fresh, something that could invigorate us and give us a reason to take them as some sort of credible talent. But unfortunately, that just wasn’t the case, seeing as though they just repeated the same things that they said to our faces and expected that to be something that we could use as food for thought. But the reality is, it’s more of a slap to our faces than anything else.
Xavier Williams: It’s disrespectful and, as Harlow said, disappointing to know that they’re not going to bring anything new to the table. To think these were meant to be *the* opponents for the two of us. The biggest challenges for our Unified Tag Team Championships yet; and for a second, we believed them in that regard as well. But the more days that continued to pass the more we realized that just wasn’t the case, despite their grand stature in this company, they still were saying the same things that we would hear from any other person that could’ve stepped up to the plate. Which is a tactic which will only lead them to their downfall.
Harlow Reichert: We said exactly how it was going to go, and it was the fact that they were going to have to bring something new to the table if they even wanted to consider themselves having an iota of a chance when it comes to beating the two of us. Even with that, I still just can’t help but find that statement being a farsight in the first place. It’s going to take a lot more than the bare minimum that they’ve always possessed to succeed, and by the looks of things, that’s not something that they’re looking to improve on. So by the looks of things, they’ve just made their own bed. And you know what? Find by us, it’ll just be another defense that we can add under our notch, and considering the apparent name value between the two of them, a statement saying that it’s going to take a lot more to even come close to considering us losing our Championships.
Xavier Williams: But until then, I guess it’s just up to them how they want to handle this matchup, they can perceive it as they must. I know Jake isn’t going to be short on saying that he’s out for vengeance after we beat him at Odyssey 2020, but that’s not going to happen just by saying it. He didn’t have what it took back then, I don’t think anything is going to be much different now unfortunately for him. And it doesn’t help that Chris is going to desperately clutch onto the last string of legitimacy that he had, desperately defending his use of the Gawd Contract at Wicked Games to days end, because he knows that’s the only way he could even bring the two of them close to a shot for the Unified Tag Team Championships. But it doesn’t matter, it’s up to them if they want to believe or not that their talk is for nothing, but I very much prefer the second option for the two of them.
Harlow Reichert: But let’s be honest with ourselves, they’re not going to take our advice. Their immense ego won’t let them, which is a factor that has continued to be a detriment to the two of them all throughout their separate careers. They’ve never been people to listen to truth, only conjuring up what they believe and sticking with that to home plate, and we know just how well that’s fared for both of them, seeing as they spend about half their promotional videos week in and week out talking about how they haven’t held a Championship respectively in years. The only thing that they’ll find themselves doing when they face us in the ring is continuing that trend. We’re the best in that ring and although *certain people* don’t appreciate that, we know what we’re doing and know what it’s going to take to get the job done. So when it comes down to it, expect hell to be rained down from above.
Xavier Williams: They are not going to get the satisfaction of getting the better of the two of us, as long as we’re still standing and have something to do about it. We swore that we were going to elevate this Unified Tag Team Championships and bring it to new heights, and though that’s obviously been a longer process than foresaw, that doesn’t mean it isn’t happening either. You can take your perception of this match and do anything you want with it, the only thing that’ll happen is not the sweet taste of victory, but the bitter taste of defeat. To your surprise, but not ours, knowing it’s a result that we’ve known all along.
(After Xavier is done speaking, ‘It Has Begun’ once again begins to play up while both Harlow and Xavier drop their microphones down to the ground while the crowd erupts into a chorus of cheers. Both of them look to one another before taking their respective Unified Tag Team Championships and nonchalantly raising them in the air at the center of the ring. From there, both of them begin to make their way out of the ring and head up to the backstage area, it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Mario Party starring Jake Smith & Chris Elite.)
(Inside the ring stands Stephie Love, ready to call the main event for tonight!)
Stephie Love: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall!
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play and the crowd comes to life with cheers for Terry as he makes his way out!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan… weighing 257 pounds…. “THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!
Stew-O: Here tonight for the main event we’ve got participants of the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight Championship competing in tag team action! Needless to say, it makes for an interesting concept!
Flannery McCoy: It sure does, Stew, because these guys know that the only person they’ll ultimately be having to look out for in the Chamber Match is themselves, but tonight Terry teams up with Xavier and we’ve already seen the two of them go to a no contest! Could tonight be the night one of them sends a message to the other that when it comes down to it, there’s going to be a definitive outcome between them?
Jake Mercer: You’re just trying to stir up drama, Flannery; it’s sick! ….If there’s a team tonight that needs to be worried about something like that, it’s Xander and SOSA; they absolutely hate each other and I can’t wait to see that boil over!
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
(‘It Has Begun’ by Starset begins to play and Xavier heads out next, Unified Tag Team Championship over his shoulder as he looks out at the crowd!)
Stephie Love: And his partner, from Pensacola, Florida… weighing 220 pounds… he is one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions…. “BEST IN THE WORLD” XAVIER WILLIAMS!!
Jake Mercer: Xavier WILL-I-AMS is a tag team specialist and believe me, I would know after researching his career that goes even further back than the time some of the Elitists around today were in middle school learning multiplication tables!
Stew-O: For once he isn’t making something like that up :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: That must mean hell’s frozen over :lupe:
Jake Mercer: :skip:
(After Xavier gets into the ring, ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef starts up and the crowd buzzes for SOSA as he makes his way out to take in the reception!)
Stephie: And their opponents! First, from Pennsylvania, Philadelphia… weighing 191 pounds… “BULLETPROOF” SOSA HENDERSON!
Stew-O: SOSA was very vocal about how he wanted in the Chamber Match and that one way or another, he was going to be one of the Elitists we’d see in it – and he got exactly what he wanted! Not being rewarded for his efforts at Territorial Invasion while his teammates both had something of their own to look forward to lit something inside of SOSA, and now he’ll be one of the people facing the Stadium Stampede team captain, The Visual Prophet, at Road to Redemption!
Flannery McCoy: I’d say he must be relieved to be in the spot he is now, but knowing SOSA, he’s laser-focused on the Chamber now and will do everything to show that he should’ve had this World Title shot sooner than Road to Redemption! I don’t think anyone can really blame him for feeling the way that he did, and now it’s just on him to show that he couldn’t be wrong for wanting to be at the forefront!
Jake Mercer: StarrStan knew what he was doing the whole time by essentially leaving there being no other option for SOSA but to have Viz fighting his Territorial Invasion teammate like this, ultimately pitting two of my brothers against each other – I’m gonna be so emotional :mjcry:
Stew-O: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill starts up and the crowd roars with boos as Xander makes his way out, looking disgusted with the crowd’s reaction for him before starting down to the ring after his teammate!)
Stephie Love: And his partner… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing 253 pounds… “PAYNEKILLER” XANDER PAYNE!
Stew-O: An interesting situation here as Xander teams up with SOSA months after their Operation: Doomsday match, where Xander was victorious over SOSA – they have teamed up before but the circumstances have changed here. How much do you think their intentions and egos come to factor into how things go for them tonight?
Flannery McCoy: They were able to make it through one tag match together before, so they certainly know how to maintain some bit of civility – but with everything building up to Road to Redemption, I can’t say I’d be surprised if everything completely went out off course and it comes back to everyone here wanting to make a big statement ahead of the Chamber Match!
Jake Mercer: Shockingly, Flannery might be right for once, but at the same time, a win for any of them here could be just as important! Pinning someone from the opposing team? It’d be a clearer message sent that they’re as capable of eliminating them from the match as anyone else!
(Xander enters the ring, all three men already there staring him down and Xander shouts at them to get to their corners. They all can only shake their heads in disbelief while Terry and Xavier head to one side of the ring, and Xander follows SOSA to another. After some heated disagreeing, SOSA ends up starting the match and Xander heads to the apron.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: SOSA and Terry here to start this one off, and these two know each well from last season when Terry defeated SOSA for the EAW World Championship!
Flannery McCoy: AND SOSA SEEMS TO REMEMBER THAT CLEARLY, CHARGING AT TERRY AND RUNNING HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! SOSA starts stomping away at Terry, landing kicks and stomps over and over and over again, seemingly looking to let Terry know that he’s not about to get the better of him with whatever renewed energy that Terry has returned with!
Jake Mercer: Xavier watches on closely as SOSA takes it to Terry, ending the series of attacks with an uppercut before pulling Terry down by his hair and throwing him neck first over the middle rope before driving his knee into the former EAW World Champion’s back! SOSA kicks him in the back, the thud heard around the ring before he throws him down to the mat by his hair and SOSA runs before leaping into the air and coming down with an elbow drop to the chest! Terry turning over with a hand to his chest as he gets up but SOSA connects with a dropkick just as Chambers gets to his feet and Terry goes falling over into the corner! Terry pulling himself up with the ropes but Henderson aims to keep his fast paced offense going, charging into the corner-
Stew-O: WHAT POWER BY TERRY TO CATCH SOSA OVER HIS SHOULDER!! SOSA LEAPED AT TERRY BUT TERRY DUCKED DOWN AND JUST CAUGHT SOSA HENDERSON MID-AIR! AND NOW TERRY RUNS OUT THE CORNER WITH SOSA STILL OVER HIS SHOULDER, BACK ACROSS THE RING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND RAMS SOSA INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! ONCE! TWICE! THREE TIMES! AND NOW HE WHIRLS OUT THE CORNER WITH A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER BACK OUT TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! TERRY WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA with the kickout and Terry just opts to snatch him up by the hair, repaying SOSA for the attacks on his back by sending his boot into SOSA’s lower back once he’s got him turned over! SOSA trying to pry Terry’s hands off of his hair but the stomps on his waist just simply are too much as they drive him back down to the canvas. Terry now yanking SOSA up to his feet AND JUST TOSSING HIM ACROSS THE RING BY HIS HAIR!! SOSA crashes to the mat and Xander doesn’t look pleased at all with the way Terry changed the momentum of the match, watching on as Terry connects with a kick to the gut as SOSA was on all fours and that turns him over onto his back near the ropes, Terry holding onto the top rope as he springs up off the bottom rope and stomps directly on SOSA’s face!
Jake Mercer: SOSA covers up after that hit and Terry just does the same move, now targeting the chest! Xander shouting at SOSA to do something but I’m not sure what more he could expect after SOSA just took a huge boot to the face? I would think if that’s how he feels then he should get in there and do something to help, but no one’s surprised that the Michelin Man is in absolutely no rush :mjpls:
Stew-O: Xander shakes his head as SOSA appears to have run into some trouble with Terry, but I don’t think anyone should be acting surprised when Terry has proven long ago what he’s capable of; Terry’s shown plenty of reasons as to why he shouldn’t be underestimated. Terry pulling SOSA up from the mat and once again driving him into the turnbuckles, battering him with huge right hands over the head before transitioning into some vicious shoulder thrusts to the abdomen! SOSA might want to consider getting a tag in here- BUT TERRY ISN’T ABOUT TO LET HIM HAVE THE THOUGHT AS HE TAKES SOSA OFF HIS FEET IN A SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! THE EXTRA BIT OF MOMENTUM INCREASING THE IMPACT THAT SUPLEX HAS ON THE BACK AS SOSA GETS SENT TO THE MAT! AND TERRY HOOKS THE LEG WHILE GOING FOR THE SECOND COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWW-
Jake Mercer: SOSA with another kick out and Xander rolls his eyes turning to walk back toward the ring post of his team’s corner after the referee’s warning to stay in that immediate area. Terry though looks to keep control of the match and grabs SOSA’s arm, pulling him to the nearest set of ropes with the arm sent out over the bottom rope AND TERRY HITS A RUNNING STOMP TO THE SHOULDER! TERRY MIGHT BE TRYING TO DISLOCATE SOSA’S ARM RIGHT NOW, AND SOSA ROLLS AROUND ON THE MAT GRABBING AT HIS SHOULDER IN IMMENSE PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: You talk about the kind of severity something like that could have, but imagine what kind of message it has to send to everyone else that will be in the World Heavyweight Championship match inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match! They’re all going to have to dig deep and find it in themselves to go to places like that to get it done; none of them are going to want to take things lightly considering who all makes up that match.
Stew-O: The referee’s trying to check in with Henderson but Terry only forces SOSA up to his feet and then up onto his shoulder, Terry looking to get another running start for what looks to be another power move-
Jake Mercer: SOSA WRIGGLES HIS WAY OVER TERRY’S BACK AND TAKES HIM DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!! SOSA HOLDING HIM FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: Just one as Terry realizes he was being pinned and Terry rushes to get up- SOSA SWEEPS THE LEGS AND THROWS HIMSELF ACROSS HIS FORMER RIVAL IN A LATERAL PRESS!! THE REFEREE GOING TO THE MAT FOR THE PIN!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWW-
Flannery McCoy: TERRY SHOVES SOSA OFF OF HIM, ONCE AGAIN SHOWING OFF THAT IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH!
Jake Mercer: You would think he’d be some kind of Scottish warrior with the kind of power he displays in the ring and not some guy who used to be an astonishing 600 pounds :wow:!!!
Flannery McCoy: That last bit sounds like an exaggeration, but nonetheless :wow:!!!
Stew-O: :wow:!!!
Jake Mercer: Take notes, Xander! SOSA rushes to get up and Terry’s up on his feet already, Terry charging forward for a big boot but SOSA ducks under him and sweeps the other leg! Terry collapsing to the mat after SOSA takes him down and SOSA with the dropkick to the side of Terry’s head as he tried to get up; SOSA being sure to try to get in some quick offense once again to keep Terry off his feet!
Flannery McCoy: Terry rolls to the ropes and goes to get himself up with SOSA coming right at him, but Terry makes a timely counter by popping SOSA Henderson up over the top rope! SOSA hangs on though and lands on the apron, Terry turning to clobber the hell out of SOSA but SOSA ducks and hits the shoulder thrust through the top and middle ropes! Terry doubles over and SOSA reaches through the ropes to pull Terry forward AND THERE’S A SITOUT HANGMAN FROM SOSA!! SOSA DROPS TO THE APRON AND TERRY GETS PULLED NECK FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! TERRY’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: SLINGSHOT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! SOSA FLINGS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE COMES DOWN WITH TWO BOOTS TO TERRY’S CHEST! Terry coughs as he tries to turn himself to get up, SOSA though pulling him away from the ropes for a pin hoping he’s disoriented enough!
OOONNNEEE!!
TTTWWWOO-
Jake Mercer: Terry with the shoulder up and SOSA goes to get him up, being sure to strike him over the back as he’s got Terry in front of him and now he gets Terry in position for a back suplex- TERRY GOES OVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! A CHOP TO THE SHOULDER AND SOSA CLUTCHES AT THE SHOULDER THAT TERRY STOMPED ON EARLIER! Terry now getting a waistlock on him but SOSA fires off with back elbows to the face to try to force Terry off of him, understanding the urgency of the moment as he knows that Chambers will absolutely look to take advantage!
Stew-O: SOSA manages to free himself and now a back kick creates some space as he sends Terry stumbling back! SOSA whirls around and rushes at Terry who sends him into the air! A BACK BODY DROP- SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET AND TERRY JUST UNKNOWINGLY ALLOWED SOSA TO STUMBLE FORWARD INTO HIS CORNER, TAGGING IN XANDER!! TERRY TURNS AROUND AND XANDER IMMEDIATELY TACKLES HIM TO THE MAT, LAYING INTO HIM WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s not messing around, going right for Terry and surely the idea that he’s not getting his one-on-one rematch against Viz for the World Heavyweight Championship like he thinks he should, has got to be fueling this aggression that we’re seeing being taken out on Terry!
Stew-O: I don’t doubt that for a second! Xander expected to get the opportunity to himself but realized he’d have to opt for being a participant in the Extreme Elimination Chamber if he wanted his shot any sooner, and now Terry’s in for getting a glimpse of what Xander will do to ensure he’s the last man standing!
Jake Mercer: Xander gets Terry up and looks to whip him across the ring but Terry breaks the wristlock on the turn, punching Xander’s hand away and then striking him in the face! Xander stumbles back and then takes a huge kick to the gut, sending him falling back into Terry and Xavier’s corner where Terry tags in Xavier for the first time in this match!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier steps into the ring as Terry holds Xander in the corner, Xavier kicking Xander in the gut before pulling Payne out the corner in a headlock- just to let go?! Xavier turns out the headlock with his hands over his eyes, I think Xander might’ve reached up and raked the eyes! Xavier only gets a short bit away from Xander in a blind stumble before Xander’s clobbering him over the back of the head to send him down! Xander stomps all over the back of the former World Champion’s head and upper back, looking to keep him down and impose his will against the reigning Tag Team Champion!
Stew-O: Down and grounded in a match against Xander Payne is a place where you absolutely do not want to find yourself-
Jake Mercer: Because all he has to do is roll on you and it’s over :mjcry:
Stew-O: :mjpls: I was going to say because to be the technician and powerhouse that he is, Xander’s a very dangerous competitor that will exploit any advantage he can get; the Extreme Elimination Chamber where he has range to do just about anything he pleases is going to be worrisome!
Jake Mercer: AND BOTH THINGS APPEAR TO BE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME, AS XANDER FORCES XAVIER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT IN A SEATED SENTON ALONG THE LOWER BACK! MY GOD, LOOK AT THE CRATER HE JUST CAUSED IN THE RING! SOMEONE CALL A MEDIC FOR XAVIER! HIS BACK, IT’S BROKEN!
Flannery McCoy: Xander comes off of Xavier and sends him into the corner to hang him up in a tree of woe. Xander running into the corner- XAVIER LIFTS HIMSELF UP AND ROLLS OVER XANDER’S BACK INTO A ROLL-UP!!! THE REFEREE GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Stew-O: A near fall for the team of the former World Champions in Xavier and Terry! But Xander rolls out the pin and they rush to get up, Xander clubbing Xavier over the back to send him down to a knee! Xander with a knee strike to the front of the head and Xavier is plucked off the mat again, this time for XANDER TO GO THROWING HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Xavier comes down on the canvas on his back but the momentum sends him flopping forward onto his stomach! Xavier trying to bring himself up but Xander gets his arms around him and there’s a german suplex that drops this particular half of the reigning Unified Tag Team Champions on the back of his head! Xander’s much quicker to stand while Xavier struggles to himself over and Payne stomps down on the stomach; a sick move knowing that Xavier doesn’t have anywhere near the extra padding that Xander does to absorb that blow!
Flannery McCoy: Xander roughly pulls Xavier from off of the mat and pulls him into a forearm smash to the face, Xavier stumbling back but Xander immediately yanks him forward into another one before whipping him across the ring and Xavier comes off the ropes into a powerslam that plants him at the center of the canvas! Terry calls on Xavier to do something, anything to get back into the match and fight, Xander getting to his feet and walking over to Terry to tell him to shut up! Terry tries to swipe at Xander but he backs out the way just in time and the referee has to come over to warn Terry that he’s not the legal competitor of his team, giving Xander the opportunity to run back over to Xavier and dig his fingers into Xavier’s eyes as Xander catches him sitting up!
Stew-O: The referee turns around in time to see it though and comes over to reprimand Xander but Xander lets up before much else can be done, shoving Xavier to the mat before arguing with the official! Xander pushes past him to get his hands back on Xavier-
Flannery McCoy: A SMALL PACKAGE PIN! XAVIER PULLS XANDER DOWN INTO A PIN ATTEMPT AND THE REFEREE DROPS TO COUNT!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTTHHH-
Jake Mercer: XANDER RUSHES UP, XAVIER HURRYING TO HIS FEET! “OVERDOSE”- NO! XAVIER DUCKS AND SPINS XANDER AROUND! AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP SENDS XANDER STUMBLING FORWARD AND XAVIER LAUNCHES HIMSELF ONTO XANDER WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS INTO A DDT!
Stew-O: Xander finds the ropes after getting spiked on his head and pulls himself to his feet, Xavier rushing him with a step-up knee strike that connects on the jaw! Xavier coming down from nearly taking off the head of the former World Heavyweight Champion and he snapmares him to the mat, flipping Xander down into a seated position before darting across the ring and coming back with a low dropkick to the face! Xander goes rolling from the ring in a hurry covering his face BUT HE DOESN’T GET FAR AS XAVIER SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: Xavier sees to it that the action spills to the outside and he gets Xander up on his feet to bounce his face into the apron! Xander stumbles away around the ring post trying to create some space but Xavier just isn’t having it as he grabs Xander from behind and lifts him up before dropping him front first into the barricade! Xander falling over with his arms around himself after taking the barricade right into the ribs! Xavier stomps down on the former Champion and SOSA seems to think that warrants him dropping down from the apron and coming over, distracting Xavier until Terry comes around the ring post shouting at SOSA!
Jake Mercer: Things look like they could get out of hand here between these three men if the referee doesn’t get proper control of the situation! He’s in the ring calling for SOSA and Terry to go back to their corners and for Xavier to get Xander back into the ring; SOSA and Terry backing off as Xavier gets Xander up only to get run into the apron by a sudden resurgence from Xander! Xander taking a moment to catch his breath proves to be a mistake as Xavier kicks him away as he tries to get his hands back on him and Xavier now rolls him into the ring! A 450 SPLASH ONTO XANDER AND XAVIER HOLDS HIM FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: No! Xavier can’t hold him down and now SOSA’s on the apron calling for the tag! Xavier isn’t having it though as he tries to keep a hold of Xander, trying to get him across the ring in a headlock but Xander has the wherewithal to force a change in direction and force Xavier against the ropes! Xavier trying to reach out to Terry’s outstretched hand but Xander has him trapped too far away! Xavier beating Xander over the head to try to force him off and now he tries for a knee strike but Xander catches the leg just in time!
Jake Mercer: And now an exploder suplex from Xander! Xavier gets slammed to the mat and Xander sits up going for Xavier, Xander taking him to the corner and bashing his face off the tunrbuckles before sitting him up on the top turnbuckle! Xander punches at his back on the way up before finally getting on the middle rope with his arms around Xavier, but Xavier starts fighting back with elbows to the head! Xavier desperately trying to get himself out of this position!
Flannery McCoy: He knocks Payne down and Xander falls to the mat, but not for long as he’s already starting to move and Xavier is turning himself around on the turnbuckles- XANDER PUSHES A LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND XAVIER PLUMMETS TO THE MAT! XAVIER CRASHES ON HIS HEAD AND HE’S FOLDED UP IN THE CORNER! Xavier weakly trying to turn himself out of this position BUT XANDER FOLLOWS UP WITH A CANNONBALL IN THE CORNER! THE HEATWAVE INTO XAVIER AS HE’S PULLING HIMSELF TO SIT UP! XANDER NOW FORCING HIM DOWN INTO A PIN!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEE!!!
Stew-O: A kickout by Xavier and Xander’s looking fed up! Terry’s face shows concern as Xander takes Terry’s tag team partner here over to his corner where he tags in SOSA! SOSA taking over as he strikes Xavier down with a clothesline and then whips him across the ring, hitting a superkick on the rebound before taking off into the ropes to the side of them as Xavier drops to a knee, SOSA rebounding into a somersault neckbreaker that puts him down completely!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, springboarding off the middle rope into a moonsault to come landing down on the Tag Team Champion! He comes off holding his ribs for a moment but goes right back to Xavier knowing he can’t let up and Xavier finds himself getting pulled to his feet, whipped into a corner of the ring- and SOSA gets a boot to the face! Xavier gets onto the middle turnbuckle as SOSA had been knocked down and he goes to dive at SOSA but SOSA ducks and Xavier rolls through up onto his feet, turning around into an oncoming SOSA who he leapfrogs over! SOSA runs off the ropes back into a headscissors takedown to send him across the ring!
Jake Mercer: AND HERE COMES TERRY AS XAVIER DIVES TO MAKE THE TAG! Terry runs into the ring at SOSA and strikes him down with a clothesline, SOSA rushing to get back up and Terry knocks him back with a jab, catching him right in the face! SOSA gets whipped across the ring into the ropes and Terry anticipates coming back but SOSA ends up rolling over the back of Terry as Terry was bent forward and there’s a dropkick from behind to have Terry falling over!
Stew-O: SOSA runs up from behind looking to hit off the top rope for a springboard bulldog but Terry pushes him out over the top rope and SOSA lands on the apron! Terry swings and misses as SOSA drops down onto the ground, Xander marching over shouting at Chambers but that’s just a distraction as SOSA comes around the other side of the ring and rolls Terry unexpectedly!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHHRRREEE-
Jake Mercer: Terry manages to turn out from under SOSA and ends up on top of him in a roll-up of his own!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: TERRY GETS OFF OF SOSA AS HE SPOTS XANDER CLOSING IN TO BREAK THE PIN! TERRY LOOKING TO MEET XANDER HEAD-ON AND THE REFEREE IS STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN ORDER WITH XANDER FORCING HIS WAY INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: Terry and Xander battle it out with SOSA getting up to his feet looking to get Terry but Xavier enters the ring to fight Xander off of Terry! The four Elitists meet in the middle of the ring, all of them exchanging blows with one another trying to gain ground over each other! Xavier looks to be getting the edge over Xander here-
Jake Mercer: OVERDOSE! THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE SENDS XAVIER DOWN AND XANDER THROWS HIM OUT THE RING! XAVIER HITTIN THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A THUD!! Xander looks proud of himself for the moment BUT FROM BEHIND COMES TERRY AFTER BIG BOOTING SOSA DOWN AND HE SENDS XANDER OUT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Stew-O: Terry gets taken from behind though and ran into the nearest corner, SOSA clubbing him over the back and his head, beating him down in the turnbuckles as the referee tries to warn him that he needs to get the action away from the corner! SOSA pulling him away and he connects with a knee strike while having Terry in a headlock, Terry’s head popping up after the impact-
Jake Mercer: STOLE YO BITCH! SOSA JUMPS INTO THE CUTTER ON TERRY!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY SHOVES HIM AWAY! TERRY FALLS BACKWARD INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT USING ITS MOMENT TO SURGE FORWARD ON HIS FEET!
Stew-O: A RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! TERRY CONNECTS WITH THE CLAYMORE KICK AS SOON AS SOSA TURNS AROUND! SOSA GOES DOWN AND TERRY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: UP ON THE OUTSIDE! XANDER’S ON HIS FEET AND HE SEES THE PIN!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER RUNS TO THE RING AND ROLLS INSIDE, XANDER LOOKING TO BREAK THE PIN!!!
TTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Stew-O: XANDER DIVES BUT HE’S TOO LATE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play and Terry gets to his feet while Xander is down beside SOSA, evidently trying to process the outcome that just happened as he looks up to see Terry standing over him!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… Terry Chambers and Xavier Williams!
Flannery McCoy: It looked like SOSA just might’ve been able to capitalize on this match in the end, but Terry comes through for himself and Xavier to come out on top over SOSA and Xander!
Stew-O: And Xander looks completely disgusted with the outcome, not bothering with a confrontation as he gets to his feet and heads out the ring past Xavier, wanting nothing to do with the post-match situation!
(Xander drops down off the apron, shaking his head in frustration and doesn’t bother to look back, the camera picking up audio of him venting to himself about the loss and how he blames SOSA for it. Inside the ring though, after moments of celebration, Terry and Xavier stare each other down once SOSA’s left the ring with the assistance of the referee.)
Jake Mercer: They might’ve been teaming tonight but they know that it’ll be everyone for themselves inside of the Chamber! With Terry pinning SOSA here tonight, a man who he’s had to overcome before, Terry’s surely got to be feeling capable of anything going forward!
Flannery McCoy: That’s why you can’t count anyone out in the Chamber so soon, especially with an outcome like this, because Terry could come through with that Random Act of Violence when anyone least expects it! The Chamber can be unpredictable and there’s so much talent that anyone could succeed in the end, and we just saw four men who are capable of doing that.
Stew-O: Who knows what’s to come at Road to Redemption, only time’s going to tell – but I can tell you right now that outcomes like this only make the match just that much more interesting! Where do they go from here? Who gains the momentum next? Can Terry and Xavier maintain theirs after tonight? So many possibilities ahead of us, but what’s definite tonight, is this win for Terry Chambers and Xavier Williams over SOSA Henderson and Xander Payne! Congratulations to those two!
(Inside the ring, Xavier just nods his head and Terry does the same – words don’t need to be spoken between them for them to both know that Road to Redemption and the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match means that they’ll be on their own. As ‘Natural’ continues on playing with the crowd cheering, the scene fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
