(EAW intro plays.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opens up with a recap of the Justified Reckoning event: Limmy Monaghan kicks off the show by getting a victory over Amir Yusuf. Joso retains his Interwire Championship against a tough challenger in Jay Jerry Johnson. Madison Kaline would then follow that by beating out Sierra Bradford. Ruler faces Caroline in an absolutely stunning match located in The Reserved where he retains his New Breed Championship. Soul Food Sunday gets a victory over The Haircare Kingdom after Chris Elite accidentally kicks Holly Arrow and gets Jake Smith heated. Serenity Valdez retains the Specialists Championship after Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki show their allegiance toward her and cost Milli Banks the match. Sienna Jade submits Harper Lee to win the Universal Women’s Championship. Then in the main event, Bronson Daniels passes out in the grasp of Andre Walker, which allows Andre to retain the World Heavyweight Championship. The last shot is seen of Andre raising his Championship with pyro shooting out behind him, while the show ends and the recap ends alongside that.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opens up from its introduction video into the arena, where a fireworks display goes off around the entrance stage! A clean version of “P.A.T.” by Denzel Curry plays into the arena over the sound of a roaring crowd that the cameras capture in long sweeps over the sea of EAW fans that fill the stands, and they raise signs that display support for their favorite Dynasty Elitists, show off EAW merchandise that they own; the energy of the audience is undeniable! The cameras cut away from the roaring crowd and down to the commentary area, where Stew-O welcomes the viewers at home with a welcoming smile.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen hot off the heels of a big Justified Reckoning Free-Per-View and heading straight toward a beautiful Road To Redemption December, we welcome you tonight to another star-studded episode of… FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: While I’m sure a lot of people are looking to settle the score after last week, we look toward the future and what we have in store for everyone tonight with this absolutely stacked show. The one thing I want to focus on is the number of Extreme Elimination Chamber qualifying matches for the World Heavyweight Championship! From Amir Yusuf facing off against Jay Jerry Johnson, Limmy Monaghan and Solomon Stane, then in the main event with Bronson Daniels and Joso, it’s clear that we’re in for a stacked match once more this year regardless of the winner along with the World Heavyweight Champion-
Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER! Yeah, you already know; let’s not waste any time here folks, the SHOW IS WAITING! And most importantly… YOUR ‘KAISER IS WAITING!!!
(The camera goes from the commentary booth to a pan around of the arena once more, with ‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer hitting the speakers, and it is greeted with a negative reaction from the Sydney crowd in attendance tonight. The shot goes over to the stage, and Andre Walker is seen making his way out to the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship in his possession. He has it slung over his shoulder while he scans the arena with a serious expression on his face, he then brings it into his arms, before raising it into the air with an array of pyro being shot out vibrantly behind him. Once the exhilarating display is done, he brings the Championship back down and, from there, begins to make his way down the ramp, ignoring the crowd’s negative reaction while he does so.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ‘THE METHOD… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It wouldn’t be a Dynasty after the Free-Per-View if we didn’t kick it off with the World Champion, Andre Walker is here! Coming off of a hot main event match last week at Justified Reckoning against Bronson Daniels, those two Elitists laid it all on the line for the right to call themselves the World Heavyweight Champion when the show came to a close. But in the end, it was Andre who found himself climbing out of the rubble and continuing his reign as Champion heading into our next Free-Per-View… which just so happens to be Road To Redemption.
Flannery McCoy: We mentioned this before, but tonight Dynasty will be hosting a plethora of Extreme Elimination Chamber qualifying matches with the winner having the opportunity to compete with the World Heavyweight Champion at Road To Redemption. Now of course Andre has taken notice of that, and it seems that he’s going to take time to acknowledge that when we kick off the show here tonight. Let me just say, there’s an interesting conversation to be had regarding who’s going to end up winning that and joining the Chamber.
Jake Mercer: Let me just say, Flannery, WHO GIVES A DARN! Do you know who the five others in that match will be up against? The undeniable BEST Elitist on this brand, Andre Walker! He is the World Heavyweight Champion for a reason, and I absolutely do not see a reason for him to lose any time soon let alone in some pitiful Extreme Elimination Chamber. I don’t know what gives you the right to even think that.
Flannery McCoy: I miss when you hated him.
(Andre made his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, looking out before entering into the ring. He takes his Championship into his hands again before raising it into the air once more, pridefully doing so while the crowd continues to show their negativity. He then brings his Championship back down onto his shoulder, taking a microphone from the timekeeper’s area while ‘Leaving Caladan’ then begins to come to a close. He brings it up to his mouth as he begins to speak toward the crowd.)
Andre Walker: My legacy knows no bounds.
(The crowd continues to boo while Andre takes a pause to let his words sink in before continuing to speak from there.)
Andre Walker: Bronson Daniels knows it, Dynasty knows it, and EAW knows it; there is no one that has been more influential and impactful than Andre Walker. Anyone that disagreed has found out the hard way, the people that sought to take it down got shut out. You can say what you want, there is no doubt that what I say on this microphone is gospel and nobody has the power to object to it. Justified Reckoning was an example of that, an example of many times through the history of this company that precisely has been showcased. Bronson had it coming, he thought he was good enough to ward off a third straight loss against me, but deep down he knew it was inevitable. Now we can only tell the tale that everyone else has heard in the past, there’s no doubting that Bronson put his all into that match, but it wasn’t enough; as long as I’m around, it will never be enough. Now he will have to start from the bottom once more, and if he gets to the top, then I’m sure he’ll have room for a fourth loss at my hands. The classic saying, you can’t say I didn’t tell you so.
Andre Walker: Now, in the present moment at least, he will not be an issue; but once again, I’ll have no problem playing this same song and dance with him again if he truly desires. I have something he doesn’t though, and that’s the World Heavyweight Championship, and my priorities lie there rather than the past, especially looking toward what’s next. Road To Redemption, the Extreme Elimination Chamber… it was inevitable, wasn’t it? Six Elitists including myself stepping into the ring and facing off for my Championship; while some people may look at that as a daunting task, really, I’m not very fearful of it. There’s already a list of potential opponents out, and when I say underwhelming I truly do mean it when I scout the competition. Nobody that really piqued my interest and comes close to making me believe that my reign as Champion is really in jeopardy, because truth be told, nobody in this brand can even do that to begin with.
Andre Walker: I speak the God honest truth, because who’s going to be rooting for Jay Jerry Johnson or Amir Yusuf to do that? Nobody, because they know the truth and that’s that they were better off staying in their lane rather than trying to qualify for the Chamber. But no, apparently that’s the situation they’ve been placed in, and it baffles me that we’re going to entertain either of them especially considering one has already failed and the other is so out of my league that he has not faced me since the start of this Season. Solomon Stane I can say the same for, even barring the fact that he was a casualty of my record breaking Interwire Championship reign already. He’s not good enough, and he will never be good enough. Limmy Monaghan on the other hand, he’s had the benefit of being the talk of the town since arriving at my brand. Out of everyone, people believe that he’s going to be the one that dethrones me. While he may find some pleasure in that speculation, I’m not even going to entertain that. Limmy, as good as he may be, won’t be the next World Heavyweight Champion, because quite simply, there won’t be one. Meanwhile Bronson is going to try desperately to get his slot back in the title picture, but the reason I mentioned beforehand that he won’t be a problem for the time being is based on the assumption that he’ll know better than to try and pick a fight with me again. Joso can say the same for himself. I know he might be confident in the idea that he can beat me like he did for the Interwire Championship, but he knows that wasn’t down the middle between him and I. He had the benefit of being able to pin Ruler, and not myself; he knows that facing me again like he did at the beginning of the Season, is not something that’s going to pan out well for him anyway.
Andre Walker: I hope you six take something out of this, and that’s that while you may think you’re fighting for an opportunity, a pristine one at that, to become the World Heavyweight Champion… the only opportunity you’re fighting for is to come up short against me. Because as much as you want to be the one, the one to change the entire landscape of Friday Night Dynasty as a whole by taking me off my throne. That is not having, because this Championship? This Championship is NEVER leaving my possession.
(After such a bold claim, Andre drops the microphone down to the canvas, with the crowd booing as loud as ever in response to this. ‘Leaving Caladan’ blasts through the speakers once more while Andre, with a scowl on his face, adjusts the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder before then beginning to make his way out of the ring. He heads up the ramp and stands on the stage, deciding to let his words sink in once again by raising the World Heavyweight Championship into the air one more time before disappearing through the backstage area. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there fades out to the first commercial break of the night.)
(A commercial is shown for the World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption featuring the World Heavyweight Champion Andre Walker.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘The Devil’s Bleeding Crown’ by Volbea begins to play throughout the arena to a mixed reaction of cheers and boos, as the debuting Jayson Harper would make his way onto the stage. He begins to walk down the rampway, looking for a fight as he would enter the ring and into his corner.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 227 pounds… he is That ‘Young Hardcore Kid!!!’ JAYSON HARPER!!!!!!!!
(‘The Devil’s Bleeding Crown’ is replaced by ‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar, as everyone in attendance would explode upon the arrival of PJ Hendrx! He begins to confidently make his way down to the ring, before rolling into the ring and backing into his corner, looking to get another win on his record.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! From Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 195 pounds… ‘PHANTOM!!!’ PJ HENDRX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Jayson Harper is making his EAW debut here tonight, while PJ Hendrx is looking to continue his momentum pushing forward after his win last Sunday, and the two meet in the middle of the ring, and they lock up! Jayson is able to take the early advantage, catching PJ into a side headlock.
Flannery McCoy: Jayson then transitions around, grabbing a hold of the arm of PJ, before Irish whipping him into the ropes… and PJ rebounds right back at Jayson and he catches him with a shoulder tackle, and that drops Jayson Harper right down to the mat below!
Jake Mercer: You know… I have seen what Jayson Harper can do on the indie scene, and I mean, considering he calls himself The “Deathmatch Junkie,” and EAW is in a partnership with Disney… I don’t even want to see what trouble he could cause..
Stew-O: Well, let’s not worry about that right now, let’s focus more on the action, as PJ Hendrx runs the ropes, and he jumps over the grounded body of Jayson Harper, before doing another rebound… but this time it is Jayson who knocks PJ down with a shoulder tackle! And he quickly drops down into a cover.
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: PJ quickly kicks out, and he grabs a hold of Jayson, before twisting him over, and now he has a quick crucifix pin on him, PJ might be able to steal a quick victory here!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But this time it is Jayson Harper who is able to get the kickout. Both men would quickly get back up to their feet, as PJ Hendrx grabs him by the arm, going around, and wrenching the arm back, as he slaps Jayson right in the back of the head — that might have just ticked him off. :lupe:
Stew-O: And Jayson is able to quickly get out of it, AND HE SWINGS WILDLY AT PJ… but PJ is able to duck out of the way, and catch Jayson with a superkick, but no! Jayson dodges the kick, as he would then grab a hold of PJ, and picks him up into the air, before connecting with a vertical suplex, and PJ lands hard on the mat below.
Flannery McCoy: Jayson wastes no time at all, as he quickly grabs a hold of PJ Hendrx, before picking him back up to his feet, and he connects with a stiff right hand to the jaw! That clearly stunned PJ some more, as Jayson would quickly grab PJ by the head… before connecting with a headlock driver!
Jake Mercer: He told me he calls that the C.O.D; Concussion On Delivery, and Hendrx’s head was driven with straight force right into the mat below, and he might just be out of it! Jayson pushes PJ’s prone body onto his back, and he hooks the leg — he might have it!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: PJ Hendrx is able to get the shoulder up, and you can just tell that Jayson is not happy right now! And it seems that is going to showcase that, as he quickly mounts PJ after the kickout, and he starts throwing stiff rights and lefts right at the face of PJ, but PJ is able to block well enough to take a big amount of damage!
Flannery McCoy: But that might not matter in the end, as Jayson would quickly climb back up to his feet once more, before pulling Hendrx up by the hair, and he knees him right in the gut, forcing PJ to bend over, as he grabs a hold of him… and he picks him up into a piledriver position!
Jake Mercer: AND HE CALLS THIS ‘ANEURYSM!!’ THIS IS A BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER, AND HE HAS TOLD ME THAT NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO REVERSE THE MOVE—
Stew-O: WAIT! PJ Hendrx was just about to lift his weight up, and onto the shoulders of Jayson Harper, and then he drop flips him over with a hurricanrana before Jayson Harper could ever even connect with the butterfly piledriver!
Flannery McCoy: What were you saying, Jake?
Jake Mercer: O. Uhh… WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! PJ Hendrx is stalking his opponent!
Stew-O: :francis: Jayson Harper is slowly climbing back up to his feet, but he doesn’t realize that Hendrx is waiting for him, and he gets up to his feet, before turning around… and he runs straight into a huge clothesline by PJ! Jayson gets back up, but runs into another one once more!
Flannery McCoy: PJ has the newcomer reeling, as Jayson is able to get back up to his feet once again, but this time he knows better, as the moment he gets up, he swings at PJ… but it doesn’t matter anyways as PJ is able to duck, before popping back up, and catching him with an enzugiri, and Jayson Harper falls to the mat below!
Jake Mercer: And with Jayson down and out on the mat below, PJ Hendrx is going to take the well needed opportunity, as he quickly exits onto the apron, before climbing up to the top rope, and he is stalking Jayson… AND HE JUMPS WITH ‘CATCH YOUR BREATH!!’ THE PHOENIX SPLASH HITS THE TARGET!
Stew-O: But PJ isn’t even done just yet! Jayson Harper is completely out of it, but PJ quickly gets back up to his feet, before grabbing a hold of Jayson, and he would slowly turn him into an inverted position… and he kneels into the sharpshooter! THE KNEELING INVERTED SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN!
Flannery McCoy: PHANTOM’S LOST CRY! JAYSON HARPER HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND PJ HENDRX CONTINUES TO ONLY TIGHTEN IT EVEN MORE, FORCING JAYSON TO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO BUT TO STICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HENDRX CONTINUES TO KNEEL IN, MAKING IT DEEPER AND DEEPER… AND JAYSON HARPER HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT! IT’S OVER! JAYSON HARPER HAS TAPPED OUT AND PJ HAS WON!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… PJ HENDRX!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘DNA’ would begin to play throughout the speakers once again, to a very positive reaction of cheers as PJ Hendrx would get back up to his feet, and have his arm raised by the referee, as he would celebrate his victory.)
Stew-O: Congratulations to PJ Hendrx on yet another win here tonight! Jayson Harper brought all that he could bring into his debut match here tonight, but in the end, it wasn’t enough to stop PJ, as his momentum only continues to grow!
(As PJ Hendrx would continue to celebrate his victory, the camera would fade to black from there.)
(The Camera would fade to an outside view, as in the frame, it would show a large building – a building that is becoming very synonymous with EAW as of recent weeks and months, as in Boston, Massachusetts, it shows The Reserved. The Camera would fade into the Cathedral building, as it would cut to multiple clips of all the damage that has been done to the building, and the druids that were seen at Justified Reckoning cleaning it up.)
(Suddenly, in front of the office door in The Reserved, the current New Breed Champion, Ruler, would appear into the frame, Championship in hand. He still looks to be suffering from everything that happened in the match that he likes to call “Thou Shalt Not KIll,” but he has a wicked smile painted across his face, as he would begin to speak to the Camera.)
Catch: Ruler wins.
Ruler: Well… I’m sure that everybody who decided to watch Justified Reckoning at home, and everybody who decided to get a seat back at the Sparks Arena in New Zealand and watched it live in person, never truly expected to witness what they did when I defended the New Breed Championship. Before the show, I sent out the challenge to Caroline to face me in a match of my own rules. A match inside my own home. A match all the way out of New Zealand, and into Boston Massachusetts, and she accepted it. But she, much like everyone else, didn’t know what to expect – and I DESTROYED her because of it.
Ruler: Caroline accepted my conditions, but she never knew what she was truly getting herself into – she never knew what I was truly capable of doing to her. She didn’t know that she was entering a match that I would like to call… “Thou Shalt Not Kill.” She didn’t know the whereabouts of the huge Cathedral she was going to be entering, and she definitely didn’t know the rooms that were going to be in said building. She found that out firsthand. From the very beginning, even before the rules had come into play, I knew that one way or another I was going to retain the New Breed Championship. Caroline didn’t stand a chance against me. And, well, was I wrong?
(Ruler would begin to take another walk around the building, passing by all the damage and the druids cleaning it all up, as he would step foot into the training room, continuing to look around as the Camera would pick up the shot behind him, with his back facing towards the Camera.)
Ruler: I find it… quite pleasing, actually, that I was proven right. That Caroline never stood a chance against me. I can admit it, she gave me a fight, but I, and everyone else, especially herself, knew that she wasn’t leaving The Reserved with the New Breed Championship in the end – hell, she wasn’t leaving The Reserved at all. I proved that. I did all that I had wanted to do. I did all that I had needed to do. Caroline tried to push my buttons, whether it was costing me matches, or pushing me past my limits and getting on my fuc-… getting on my nerves, but that ended up being her ultimate demise. She was never going to walk out as Champion. She was never going to beat me. She was never making it out of this building on her own.
Ruler: But now, I have to say that with my first Championship defense being successful, and with many more to come from me, I tend to wonder what is going to be next for me. I know that there are a whole bunch of New Breeds out there who are hungry. Who are looking to make their names off of people like myself, and looking to win the New Breed Championship to try and push their career further than they would ever get to, considering the fact that they are all mediocre. New Breeds from Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage – all of them who are going to look to challenge me for this Championship, to try and get their path a little rocket that shoots them far into the sky. But what they need to realize is that if they saw what I could do to someone like Caroline, and the lengths that I will go to to keep this Championship… they really should be worried.
Ruler: Whoever even dares to step up to me next, I hope that you are watching this, and considering it as a warning. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care how good you think you are, once you challenge me for THIS Championship, you all are going to find out real quick what extent I am willing to go to make sure that this title stays in my grasp, and that I continue my path to greatness. No one has what it takes to stop me. No one has what it takes to step up to me, and actually be the one to take the New Breed Championship away from me. I am fully confident that I am going to hold this very title for however long I want to hold it for. I don’t care if it’s months, I don’t care if it’s years, if no one can stop me, I’m going to be holding this for a long, long time. There is no doubt in my mind about any of that.
Ruler: Take what I did to Caroline as an example of what I am capable of doing. Take what I did in my own home, in The Reserved, and to someone who has looked at this positive bundle of joy as an example of the extent that I am willing to go to to make sure that in the end, no matter how hard one may try and get the New Breed Championship away from me, I will win. If any of them even try and push me the way that Caroline had done, they are going to experience what I am capable of doing when I am backed into a corner, and when I need to maintain something that helps record my pure greatness, and that I am one of the best in not only Dynasty, that I am one of the best in all of the Elite Answers Wrestling, and hell, I am one of the very best in the whole entire world – I don’t call myself the Ruler Of Everything for no reason.
Ruler: But, while I talk about what happened to Caroline, I think it’s a good time to give a bit of an update.
(Ruler would walk out of the training room, as he immediately heads to the Sacrifice room – the room where everything had taken place, and Caroline suffered a fate unlike every seen before here in Elite Answers Wrestling. Druids are seen cleaning up the room as much as they can, as Ruler just looks around, a snug smirk on his face.)
Ruler: I might as well address the elephant in the room, and give a medical update on her condition, seeing as it all happened on my premise of The Reserved. Everyone saw what happened last week at the end of my match against her. Everyone saw how I had to put an end to her once and for all, and honestly, it felt great doing. But I don’t need to explain what happened to anyone – just go rewatch the tapes and see for yourself.
Ruler: So, to give you all you pathetic losers an update on her, I can safely assure to everyone at home and everyone who could be worried about that immature little kid that she is alright. She is fine. No, she isn’t “dead,” she didn’t even suffer any major injuries. I can assure to you all that Caroline is a-okay… just, one thing that I can say, is that she isn’t going to be around for a while. She is going to be gone for a loooong time. Define a long time however you may look at it, but I couldn’t even tell you an exact time upon her return. She has to go through the stages of deep healing. But, what I can say is that… the Caroline that everyone knew her as is gone forever. She is *dead.*
(Ruler would look towards the Camera, as he would begin to eerily, and uncontrollably crack up, almost as if he had gone completely unhinged for a moment, before he would walk out of the Sacrifice room, and he slams the door shut, and would look right back at the Camera, an eerie smile still there.)
Catch: You have said enough.
Ruler: …
Ruler: As much as I would love to continue going on about just how great I am, and everything that has gone down, and especially how there is going to be more to come from my reign as-
Catch: I said… you have said enough.
Ruler: …You will have to come back around some other time. Our time here is done. I said everything that I have needed to say – now get out. Leave. Goodbye.
Cameraman: I-
Ruler: I SAID LEAVE.
(The man behind the Camera would immediately jumps in fear, as they would walk away, the Camera still catching a couple of frames that show Ruler falling down into a seated position near the Sacrifice room, putting his hands up to his head, before wacking it against the door, as inaudible statements are made, and the Camera would immediately fade to there, going to commercial.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring, ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is a bout scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘The Dying Song’ by Slipknot begins to blast through the speakers to a loud booing wave from the crowd as Shane Gates slowly left the titan-tron area; very focused with his gaze on the ring as she walked down in front of the ramp, soaking the moment in before looking back to the titan-tron’s entrance with a smirk, as ‘The Dying Song’ by Slipknot faded out, and ‘Came Out Swinging’ by The Wonder Years, began blasting through the speakers to a quite opposing reaction as the crowd cheered on Nick Hart, mixing a reaction of boo’s and cheers as the two made their way down to the ring; quite focused as a unite as they made their way through the bottom rope, conversating with each other about the match as Shane Gates decides to hang in the ring with Nick Hart going out onto the apron. )
Stephie Love: AND INTRODUCING FIRST…. WEIGHING IN AT A TOTAL OF 438 POUNDS… SHANE GATESSSSS, AND NICK HAARRTTTTTTT!!!!
( As, ‘Came Out Swinging’ by The Wonder Years faded out, ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake blasted through the speakers to an immediate booing reaction; Sierra Bradford walking out, all smiles here tonight as she stood in the front of the titan-tron; kneeling down for a moment as she aimed one arm forward with a Shaka hand sign, and crossing the other arm over it as slowly ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake faded out of the arena’s speakers, with ‘Hikarunana’ by Goose House began to play through the speakers to an evened amount of boo’s, with Mei Sasaki making her entrance out, meeting right behind Sierra Bradford as she posed alongside her with a calm demeanor and huge grin on her face, and not long after the Specialist’s Champion walked out to Mei Sasaki’s music, a LARGE grin on her face and an even larger Specialist’s Champion on her shoulder after retaining over Milli Banks a week ago, with Serenity Valdez patting both Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki on the forward and sending them down to the ring, the three walking as a trio as Mei Sasaki and Sierra Bradford rushed to the ring with Serenity Bradford not far behind; the two stopping at the apron before piercing the middle rope, looking on to their opponents with an unbothered grin, as the two conversed for a moment about who would start as Mei Sasaki started on the apron, with Sierra Bradford staying in the ring. )
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… ACCOMPANIED BY THE SPECIALIST’S CHAMPION, SERENITY VALDEZ… WEIGHING IN AT A TOTAL OF 246 POUNDS…. MEI SASAKIII, AND SIERAAA BRADFORDDDDD!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: And it seems that Sierra Bradford and Shane Gates are starting out this tag team match-up; with both competitors getting into the center of the ring, starting off with a standard lock-up to evaluate strength; though Shane Gates seemingly bringing more of it to the table as he begins slowly moving Sierra backwards, pushing her towards the corner, though it seems Sierra Bradford seemingly isn’t fighting back anymore as Shane sends her into her corner!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: OH! And it’s Mei Sasaki who tags her partner in the ring, BEFORE DROPPING SHANE GATES WITH A FOREARM FROM THE APRON! Clearly there was a strategy between these two after all, with Bradford allowing Gates to bring her into the corner!
Stew-O: And now Mei getting right to work, stepping into the ring quickly as she comes to Shane from behind before BLASTING him in the back with another forearm shot, not ending the assault yet as she quickly elevates herself to hit a backstabber right onto Shane Gates, sending him down quickly in this match!!
Jake Mercer: And Serenity is LOVING this on the outside of the ring, watching her girls put on for the faction; this is EXACTLY the type of shift they plan on putting onto the EAW Roster, as Mei Sasaki stands above a downed Shane Gates; bringing her hands to her core to get her balance, before FLIPPING over Shane Gates’s body and landing perfectly with a moonsault! And now Sierra Bradford moving onto the apron-
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: And some chain wrestling here, with Sierra Bradford tagging herself back in; Mei Sasaki bringing Shane Gates up to his feet following the tag in, grabbing both of his shoulders and reeling them backward, giving an open canvas of Shane Gates for Sierra Bradford to use; before Sierra RAMS a knee into the mid-section of Shane Gates, and then sending a FLURRY of extra kicks into his gut for good measure, this is a clinic thus far in this match against Shane Gates and subsequently Nick Hart!
Jake Mercer: WRONG, Flannery, this is fluent chain wrestling from Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki; two Elitist who have band together following their group surfacing and have gelled as partners!
Stew-O: And it doesn’t stop here, with Nick Hart just trying to rally Shane from the corner as Mei Sasaki finally lets go, Shane crumbling to his knees before Mei exits the ring; Sierra Bradford taking control as she backs up for a moment, before using some innovative offense with a LOW-HANGING DDT! Shane barely off the ground with Sierra sliding forward and hooking his head for the maneuver, before Sierra goes for the quick cover!
ONNEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: And it’s Nick Hart taking any reason to interfere here for his team as he runs through the middle rope practically to slam down onto Sierra Bradford! Mei Sasaki now running into the fray as well as Mei grabs Nick Hart up – But Nick Hart again ready to get his hands dirty as he sends a massive forearm into Mei’s gut; just to follow it up by hooking her head, doing a spin for momentum and absolutely LAUNCHING her over the top rope to the outside of the ring in quick fashion!
Jake Mercer: And now it’s Serenity Valdez heckling the referee for not handling Nick Hart, grasping his attention for the moment as the two bickered; though Sierra Bradford using that time wisely to catch Nick off guard from behind after getting back to her feet with a CLEAN Big boot, flooring Nick Hart who rolls out of the ring himself following the impact!
Stew-O: And Sierra making sure this match isn’t a two on one here – BUT SHANE GATES FROM BEHIND, ROLL UP ON SIERRA BRADFORD! ROLL UP ON SIERRA BRADFORD!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY HAS THE REFEREE DISTRACTED, SERENITY HAS THE REF’S ATTENTION!
Jake Mercer: Well she wouldn’t HAVE his attention if Nick Hart wasn’t clearly cheating and she didn’t have to go to bat for her girls! In the end, all of this rests on his shoulders!
Crowd: ONE!
Crowd: TWO!
Jake Mercer: AND LOOK AT THAT, SIERRA KICKED OUT ANYWAY! So no excuses about them being robbed; or that the PRESTIGE only win matches by cheating – JEALOUSY IS NOT A GOOD LOOK ON ANYONE!!
Flannery McCoy: Passionate, are we Jake?
Jake Mercer: I just want to see my girls thrive :mjcry:
Stew-O: Though now it finally seems that Serenity is going to stop distracting the referee, with Sierra Bradford just kicking out and Shane Gates looking to his corner; though not seeing a taggable option with Nick Hart down at ringside as he turns back to Sierra Bradford who was getting up to her feet, before launching an Elbow Strike right into her temple, sending her onto wobbly legs!
Flannery McCoy: Shane Gates making the most of wrestling without a partner here as he begins lighting up Sierra Bradford with some offense; lefts and rights connecting with her body as she tries to cover up, clearly taking a heaping amount of offense here as Shane Gates lays it on thick, before looking to end it all of a LARIAT onto Sierra Bradford!
Jake Mercer: :yikes: C’mon Sierra, get up!
Flannery McCoy: Guess unbiased commentary doesn’t exist – regardless, it’s Shane Gates with a pin attempt after the combo with the referee locked in on the match up!
OONNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWOOOOOOO–
Stew-O: And Sierra kicks out again rather quickly, pumping out as much effort as possible to bring a dominant performance tonight as Shane Gates quickly rolls off of her; not wasting much time at all as Nick Hart slowly climbs to his corner, Mei Sasaki still crawling to her own after the spill she had outside due to Nick Hart, Shane Gates making his way to the corner before-
TAG!
Jake Mercer: And Shane Gates gets the tag to Nick Hart, now they are the ones making some double teaming maneuvers come to play as Shane Gates catches a scrambling Sierra Bradford trying to get to her corner, grabbing her by the foot as Nick Hart grabbed her hands, stretching Sierra Bradford into the air with nowhere to go!
Sierra Bradford (off-mic): PUT ME DOWN!!!
Shane Gates & Nick Hart: :notbad:
Flannery McCoy: And Sierra is seeming to get her wish – WITH SHANE GATES AND NICK HART LIFTING AND SLAMMING SIERRA DOWN ON HER FACE, YIKES!
Jake Mercer: That is NOT what we needed to happen!
Stew-O: Shane Gates and Nick Hart absolutely flattening Sierra Bradford against the mat, before Shane Gates finally rolled out of the ring; setting himself up to get back into his corner as Nick Gates is taking the reigns here, Nick now grabbing Sierra Bradford to the middle of the ring, hooking her by the waist as Nick Hart DEADLIFTS Sierra Bradford off the ground for a german suplex!! And bridging into the cover!!
ONNNEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: And a kickout from Sierra Bradford early, though no lapse on the pain Nick Hart wants to dish out as he holds onto the weight of Sierra Bradford; rolling over as he gets to his feet, deadlift Sierra again for ANOTHER German Suplex – AND ANOTHER COVER!!
ONNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWOOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: And another Sierra Bradford kickout!!!
Stew-O: And no wavering in his plan here as Nick Hart rolls over yet again, no shame in his game as he rages up the determination to grab ahold of Sierra Bradford’s weight, bringing her off the ground before dropping her with a THIRD SUPLEX, AND INTO THE COVER!
ONNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWOOOOO!!!!
THHREEEE-
Flannery McCoy: AND MEI SASAKI SLIDES IN TO SAVE THE MATCH, SLAMMING HER FIRST ONTO THE BACK OF NICK HART!
Jake Mercer: And Mei with the agility, and you could see the fear well up into Serenity’s face during that pin attempt as Sierra Bradford barely kicked out of that last german suplex; Sasaki rolling back out of the ring quickly, hoping back up in their corner as Mei outstretches her hand to a downed Sierra Bradford, Shane Gates noticing Sierra crawling back over as he alerts Nick Hart; Nick quickly grabbing the ankles of Sierra Bradford, though Sierra managing to kick him off – SHES GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE THE TAG!!!
Stew-O: Not so fast, Nick Hart LEAPING over to Sierra Bradford; slamming his full weight onto her back and stopping her momentum before she could make it to Mei Sasaki, before he grabs around Sierra’s neck, putting in a choke hold to stop her advances to the corner in order to make a tag as he slowly drags her back to the middle of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: And Sierra Bradford with nowhere to go as she is drawing farther and farther from the ring ropes, energy dwindling out with nothing to do yet again but struggle, sitting in the middle of the ring as Nick Hart keeps the hold locked in – but it’s Sierra Bradford who slings a couple of elbows to the nose of Nick Hart, loosening the hold more and more before Nick FINALLY lets go; the two competitors lying in the middle of the ring, both shaken up for the moment, and now it’s time as both Shane Gates and Mei Sasaki are waiting in the corners, who is going to make the tag?!
Jake Mercer: It seems like Sierra Bradford is crawling first…
Stew-O: Nick Hart making his way to the corner as well…
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford reaching out for Mei Sasaki..
TAG!
Jake Mercer: But It’s Shane Gates who reaches out and grabs his partners hand for the tag, rushing into the ring; looking to stop Sierra Bradford –
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s Sierra Bradford who manages to tag in Mei just in time, rolling out of the ring with Mei leaping from the apron onto the top rope, soaring in the sky for a full body press onto Shane Gates who had too much momentum to avoid it, SLAMMING down to the mat!!!
Stew-O: Mei Sasaki a high flyer new signee for this company doing what she does best as Mei wastes little time allowing herself to take control of this match quickly as she grabs ahold of Shane Gates’s torso, lifting him up into a vertical position, before lighting him up with a flurry of strikes; placing multiple body shots, shots to the leg, and punches to the face all on Shane Gates as he can do nothing but take on the damage!!
Jake Mercer: Mei Sasaki a true in-ring ASSASIN as she finishes the combo with a massive KNEE LIFT to the jaw of Shane Gates, sending him backtracking into the ropes, before Mei Sasaki lands ANOTHER jumping Knee Strike onto Gates, before curling under Shane Gates’s weight and hitting a MASSIVE Northern Lights Suplex, AND INTO THE COVER!!
ONNNEEEE!!!!
TWWOOOOO!!!!
THHREEEEE-
Stew-O: BUT THE KICK OUT FROM SHANE GATES KEEPS THIS MATCH GOING! But for how long will it go as Mei Sasaki seems quite locked in here, going to her corner to where Sierra Bradford is slowly getting up quite dazed but ready to finish the job!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: And now the two looking for some sort of the double team maneuver, Shane Gates getting up after crawling to the middle of the ring with Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki getting on both opposing corners of him, though Nick Hart still ready to make the tag if needed-
Stew-O: WOAH! Serenity Valdez just SWEEPING the legs of Nick Hart from the apron before walking off like nothing happened, REFEREE?!
Jake Mercer: The referee is BUSY focusing on the legal competitors of this match, Stew! He doesn’t need to focus on Nick Hart; and quite frankly I think Serenity Valdez just seen a bug on his boot; she did him a SERVICE!
Flannery McCoy: What she DID was create a distraction to Shane Gates who CLEARLY seen the cheating maneuver from the Specialist’s Champion, with Shane Gates more focused on explaining such to the referee; though Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki still looming from the corners –
Stew-O: THOUGH SIERRA BRADFORD AND MEI SASAKI BOTH BLAST OUT OF THE CORNERS WITH SHANE GATES UP; BARRELING AT HIM WITH FULL SPEED, WITH MEI SASAKI SPINNIN ON HER HEEL AND SIERRA BRADFORD FLIPPING INTO THE AIR – AS BOTH ‘PRIMA DONNA’ AND ‘DISINTEGRATION’ CONNECT AT THE SAME TIME!!! MEI SASAKI ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND SIERRA BRADFORD TAKING THE COVER ON SHANE GATES!!!
ONNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Flannery McCoy: Highway robbery.
Jake Mercer: VALIANT WIN, VALIANT EFFORT, VALIANT TEAM!!!!
Stew-O: No matter how you put it, there is momentum under the wings of this trio now as they laid a beautiful combination of strikes into their very own finishers to put down Shane Gates; and as much of an asterisk as there could be against this win, those women in the ring seem more than proud about this victory as Serenity Valdez rolls into the ring to celebrate with her girls.
( As said, Serenity Valdez was seen rolling into the ring alongside Mei Sasaki as ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake played through the speakers, Serenity grabbing both hands of her faction mates as she raised them HIGH in the air; cackling was the three as Nick Hart checks on Shane Gates at ringside, clearly distraught and angered as medical pours in to check on them, though the trio of Serenity Valdez, Sierra Bradford, and Mei Sasaki standing tall as Dynasty cuts to commercial. )
(A commercial is shown for the next episode of Sunday Night Voltage this weekend, with an advertised appearance from the Specialists Champion Serenity Valdez, Sierra Bradford, and Mei Sasaki.)
(‘Changed It’ by Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne, and most of the fans in attendance boo. However, for whatever weird reason, there is a few subset of fans that are cheering. Out on stage is Milli Banks, dressed down more casually since she isn’t competing tonight. Most notably, there’s a black ‘RVNG Tour’ crop top she’s wearing, featuring her posing along with the dates for upcoming Dynasty shows leading up to Road to Redemption. Her usual swagger isn’t there as she’s clearly upset after everything that unfolded at Justified Reckoning. With no title on her, Banks heads down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… MILLI BANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Milli Banks, looking disappointed after she was unable to walk out of Justified Reckoning with the Specialist Championship. It looked like she was going to win it, but Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki interfered on the behalf of Serenity Valdez, allowing her to retain.
Jake Mercer: Can’t even lie, it’s a shame because the match was amazing. Easily one of the best bouts we’ve had in season sixteen! However, it was as I predicted. The Virtuosa is always one step ahead of others. Serenity is playing 4D chess while everyone else is still playing checkers, and as talented as Milli Banks is, the champion was right about her: she’s unseasoned! She’s not ready. I mean, she should’ve at least expected Sierra to come in given how tightly linked she and Serenity have been lately! As disappointing as the situation is, she has nobody to blame but herself!
Flannery McCoy: What? How can you say that? Milli is a competitive Elitist through and through, and since day one she’s been wanting to prove that she’s the best inside the ring without any distractions or games involved. For the most part, she’s been able to do that. Now, instead of a woman who’s been enshrined in controversy, she’s become one of the most steadily-improving and talented Elitists here on Dynasty.
Jake Mercer: You’re really taking up for a woman who made fun of a gymnast’s mother dying from cancer?
Flannery McCoy: What?! Look, what she’s said and done in the past was awful, yes, but as far as EAW is concerned, Milli Banks is a bright star and she’s been impressive in every match she’s been in. She shouldn’t have been cheated out of a win at Justified Reckoning.
Jake Mercer: BIAS! BIAS! OH MY GOD!
Flannery McCoy: I am not being biased! It’s just the truth!
(Milli Banks is in the ring, microphone in hand. She stands in the center, looking obviously dejected. A blank stare is given before she raises the mic, speaking.)
Milli Banks: Can’t even front with you, gang. It’s been about a week and I’m still very much tight about everything. I mean, I had that match won. I really did. And no, I’m not trying to cap and save face. I was going to be the Specialist Champion. I should’ve been the champion. Right here, right now, I should have that beautiful title with me and getting lit, turning up, having my own little celebration party. I should’ve done everything that people Serenity Valdez couldn’t even do when she first started off here. And had she just beaten me fair and square, then fine. I would’ve congratulated her. At least the sting of the loss could’ve been mitigated had she beaten me properly. But did she do that?
(Milli pretends to wait for an answer before continuing.)
Milli Banks: No. She didn’t. Instead, she had that Sierra Midford come out, pull the referee out of the ring when I had her covered, and before I knew it, that dumb taekwondo, fake-Daniel LaRusso chick came out of nowhere with a chair and BAM! Swung that joint at me. Gave me a cute kick, and just like that, Serenity didn’t have to bother lifting a finger before she covered me.
(Milli shakes her head.)
Milli Banks: Man. I mean, I knew the hate was real, but for them to go out of their way to do all of that to me? That’s craaaaaaazy. Insanity. Like, literal mental stuff. See, it’s one thing to beat me, but it’s another to get your homegirls to do the work for you. Yet here you are, wanna be walking around with your chest puffed out and thinking you run things, Serenity? Girl, you ain’t running nothing. You’re weak. Soft. Softer than your niece’s mess in her Pampers dem. Truly tragic stuff. I feel like Brody Sparks is gonna smite me for allowing you to get the jump on me that way. May she rest in peace. Bless up to her.
(The fans cheer, and Brody chants can be heard. Milli gives the audience time to chant before they quiet down.)
Milli Banks: Matter of fact, it ain’t even just her. I feel like I done embarrassed all of the other girlies who held that title and made it what it is today. Andrea. Camille. The chick who had my face. Kendra. Harper. Like… you can say what you want about some of them, but last time I checked they never needed to rely on two other people to help bail them out in any title match. They came in, ready to put up a fight, regardless if they won or not. They carried that same title you have Serenity with actual pride and integrity. And now here you are, sullying that joint because I guess I got you all riled up when I dropped truth bomb after truth bomb leading up to Justified Reckoning and was gonna make you live in that truth by beating you. Don’t lie, boo. It’s okay! We all know that Milli Banks got you pressed. You can say that. I promise I won’t laugh.
(Milli smirks.)
Milli Banks: You know, I wish it ain’t have to come down to this, Seren-ren. As I said before to you many times, I never had no beef with you. You’re the one who wanted to beef with me! You wanna run your mouth off on social stream and swear you big and bad, but you ain’t. Me and Madi beating you and Sierra in that tag match proved that. Justified Reckoning proved that. And best believe that title is gonna be mine. You thought you could get rid of me? Nah. It ain’t easy like that. I want my rematch, and I want it ASAP. You heard?
(A mixed reaction is given by the crowd.)
Jake Mercer: A rematch? Can that even happen?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know, but if it does happen, it would be justified seeing how everything unfolded.
Milli Banks: Yup. I want my rematch. And this time, your girl group ain’t boutta come out here either. So, Serenity, you better come out here and give me that match or I–
(Milli is caught off as ‘Demeanor’ by Pop Smoke and Dua Lipa plays. The fans boo, and Serenity Valdez has the Specialist Championship on her shoulder pridefully. However, she isn’t alone. Flanked by her side are Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki who are fresh from their match. The three women have amused looks on their faces. Mics in hands, they all quickly converse amongst themselves, no doubt mocking Milli. Banks is in the ring, hands on her hips as she stares them down.)
Stew-O: Well, it seems like Serenity, Sierra, and Mei have heard all that they needed to. Will Serenity actually grant Milli her wish?
(Serenity raises her hand, and the music fades. A moment of silence ensues – saved for the fans booing, of course. With a grin, Serenity finally speaks up.)
Serenity Valdez: Wow, Milli. You want to go up against me again that badly, huh? I was in the back, listening to you, seeing just how desperate you are, and you know what? I figured, ‘hey, maybe I should come out here so that she can finally shut up’. I mean, you look like you’re about to cry!
Milli Banks: Cry? Girl, do I look like I’m gonna cry? If I do, it’s gonna be out of anger, because I’m really fixing to mess you up right no–
Serenity Valdez: Whoa, whoa, hang on now! I thought you wanted the match? If you mess me up – which you could never do, by the way – then that won’t be happening, won’t it?
(Mili sighs.)
Milli Banks: Just hurry up and give me my match.
Serenity Valdez: Yes, the match. See…
(Serenity pauses. Another moment of silence occurs. The fans let out irritated boos.)
Serenity Valdez: …
Milli Banks: …
Serenity Valdez: …
Milli Banks: …
Serenity Valdez: … yeah, no. It ain’t happening.
(Serenity, Sierra and Mei burst out laughing while Milli looks on in annoyance.)
Milli Banks: No?! Excuse me?! You need to stop playing and give me my match! You know that without those two stooges over there you would’ve lost! Is that why you don’t wanna run it back with me? You scared you gonna lose for sure this time?
Sierra Bradford: Oh my gosh, do you ever shut up? She said no, alright? It doesn’t matter what happened. Wins are wins and losses and losses. You lost, Milli. Why can’t you understand that?
Milli Banks: Girl, you of all people should be the last person to talk about losses.
Sierra Bradford: Wow. Definitely haven’t heard that one before!
Milli Banks: Because you’ll always be a choker. Matter of fact, shawty if you wanna get handled again, we can go for round three right here, and right now. Stop talking if you ain’t about to do anything.
Serenity Valdez: And there you go, being a hot-head. Yet who was getting into whose skin again? So much for you being the one to push people’s buttons, hm?
Milli Banks: And so much for you being a credible champion. Imagine having two forgettable defenses and the third one being remembered because you screwed me over. Couldn’t be me.
Serenity Valdez: And it couldn’t be you because you’ll never be a champion here. Not when I’m around at least. Your career was better off dying. As a matter of fact, you could’ve saved yourself the embarrassment and got to be the knock-off Simone Biles you always wanted to be had you just shut up and been a good girl.
Milli Banks: Listen, Serenity. Nah ramp wit me tonight. Mi nah wit the foolishness wit you right now. Don’t pass your bloodc–
???: Ladies, ladies, ladies! Surely we don’t need to get into such a nasty verbal spat with one another.
(Walking out on stage is Tyrone Montgomery. He has his hand out, as if to say that everyone needs to calm down. Once he is certain that there won’t be a brawl on his hands, he continues. He makes eye contact with Milli.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Now, Milli, I understand that you’re upset due to some ‘unfortunate circumstances’ that occurred during the Specialist Championship match…
(He passes a glance over to Serenity, Sierra and Mei before looking back at Milli.)
Tyrone Montgomery: However, as it stands now, I am unable to give you that rematch against Serenity for the title.
(The fans boo.)
Jake Mercer: Well, so much for that.
Flannery McCoy: Wow. That’s got to sting for Milli.
(Milli’s eyes widen while Serenity cracks up.)
Milli Banks: What?! Yo, come on, T. You said it yourself. Things weren’t supposed to go down that way. Give me the match! Forget about that stupid chamber match that’s just gonna have women who can’t wrestle out of a wet paper bag to save their lives anyways! Have me and Serenity run it back. Matter of fact, book us next week! I just need that one ma—
Tyrone Montgomery: Milli, I can’t. I’m sorry. Plans are already in motion and I am definitely not going to make any hasty, drastic changes to a match that has become synonymous with the Specialist Championship.
(Milli lowers her head, shaking it. Serenity, Mei, and Sierra smirk.)
Tyrone Montgomery: However…
(Milli’s head perks up, while Serenity, Mei and Sierra all raise a brow.)
Tyrone Montgomery: I can give you the chance to qualify to be a part of that match, Milli.
(There are some cheers within the audience. Serenity’s eyes begin to narrow.)
Tyrone Montgomery: And just to make it even better for you, you can choose who you will face next week between Sierra Bradford and Mei Sasaki!
(More fans liven up to that idea. Serenity doesn’t seem too keen on it, however. Sierra scoffs whereas Mei remains neutral in her expression. Milli is still upset, but she at least entertains Tyrone’s proposal.)
Milli Banks: … Alright. Ain’t gonna lie, T, I still wish that this would’ve been a straight up one-on-one between myself and Seren-ren over there. But you know what? If I got the chance to embarrass her and her goons, then so be it.
(Milli’s eyes bounce between Sierra and Mei. Likewise, their gaze never wavers off of her. Eventually, her sight steadies. Then, she points.)
Milli Banks: I already got my lick back with Sierra, so Mei? It’s all on you, baby. You’re next.
(The fans are behind that idea! However, Serenity gets livid.)
Serenity Valdez: What?! No! Seriously? See, this is that favoritism I was talking about!! Wow! You’re not even subtle with it anymore! Milli doesn’t deserve this chance! She. Lost. It’s that si—
(Just as Serenity was getting ready to chew out Tyrone, Mei’s hand goes up in front of her. A calm smile is on her face. Serenity backs up, clearing her throat. Mei then turns her attention back over to Milli. That smile never leaves.)
Mei Sasaki: Very well. I accept. I shall be seeing you next week, Milli Banks.
(Mei offers a chuckle.)
Mei Sasaki: Sooner or later, we were going to meet in that ring. So, give me your best. It will make knocking you out again all the more satisfying.
(With everything made official, Tyrone gives a thumbs up and a smile.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Well, there you have it! Next week, it will be Milli Banks versus Mei Sasaki in a Specialist Chamber qualifying match! Looking forward to it, ladies.
(Tyrone departs. Serenity and Sierra look over at Mei who reassures them with a simple nod. Milli meanwhile grows a smirk, realizing just what she can accomplish with the forthcoming clash.)
Stew-O: A huge match scheduled for next week! Milli Banks gets to enact revenge on the woman who costed her the Specialist Championship as she’ll be going up against Mei Sasaki to earn a right to compete in the Specialist Chamber match at Road to Redemption!
Jake Mercer: A monumental match indeed, but Milli can be walking right into another trap — something she’s been fond of doing lately! This doesn’t bode too well for her. We don’t know what kind of tricks those three women have up their sleeves.
Flannery McCoy: It can very well be an unfavorable situation for Milli, but at the same time, she has the chance to beat Mei and send out a message to Serenity Valdez ahead of the match. However, if Mei wins, there’s an obvious advantage that she and Serenity will have. The question now though is if Mei moves on and qualifies, how will she operate in that match? Will she willingly help out Serenity and help take out the other competitors? Or will she want to go and get the title for herself?
Stew-O: There’s a lot of interesting things at work here. We will get our answers next week once we see these two collide and know for certain who will advance to Road to Redemption.
(Serenity, Sierra and Mei all take off while Milli is in the ring. The final shot is of Milli with her arms folded, contemplating everything as we fade off to commercials.)
(A commercial is shown for next week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty, where we see Milli Banks facing off against Mei Sasaki for a slot in the Specialists Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber matchup!!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Treasure Sniper’ by Kimoto Totani would begin to play out as the crowd erupted to the sight of Jay Jerry Johnson making his way out to the ring, a confident smirk on his face as he made quick strides down to the apron as he hoped on top of it, bursting through the middle rope as he took a quick lap around the ring, feeling the energy the crowd was giving him before stepping into his corner, awaiting his opponent. )
Stephie Love: Introducing First… From Yokohama, Japan… He is, ‘THE CHARISMATIC ARTIST’…. JAY JERRY JOOOHNNNSOOOONNNNN!!!
Stew-O: And you have to wonder how Jay’s feeling right now, he’s shown confidence in his promotional videos, not straying away from a fight here against Amir Yusuf, but after coming up short the last time these two faced off not long ago; you have to believe there is atleast a small amount of doubt placed inside of him up to this point.
Jake Mercer: Whilst yes, that might be true – you have to focus on the here and NOW, Jay Jerry Johnson has surely come to terms with the reality of falling short of Amir Yusuf; but do you think he’s going to let that seep into his mind before his big match? Nonsense! Jay is going to come into this swinging as usual and give it his all to win regardless of past situations like any other Elitist!
( ‘Treasure Sniper’ faded out, as ‘A Stranger I Remain’ by Free Dominquez hit the speakers as Amir Yusuf made his way out to the ring to a wave of boo’s. Though not focusing on them at all as he seemed laser focused on Jay Jerry Johnson in the ring; a calm yet steamy demeanor pouring out of him as Amir made strides to the ring rather quickly, walking up to the steel steps as he got onto the apron and through the ropes, stepping into the ring and instantly into his corner clearly ready to begin. )
Stephie Love: And His Opponent… Weighing in at 182 pounds… ‘The Irreplaceable’…. AMIIIRRRRR YUUSUUUUFFFFF!!!
Stew-O: Well then if Jay Jerry Johnson isn’t looking back to their bout, you know this man is; Amir Yusef being the one to hold a win over Jay Jerry Johnson not long ago and with the direction he’s been going on; I’d like to say he’s succeeding in failure, whilst coming up short improving every time, and whilst Jay himself has so much to offer in his own upward chart, this will be a hard match-up to overcome for him if he has not enveloped a new plan here.
Flannery McCoy: I mean you just have to agree there; he’s done so much and whilst coming up short, he’s been facing the best of the best in Andre Walker, Limmy Monaghan, and you have to think… Can Jay Jerry Johnson replicate that effect? And as much of a question that levies on if Amir Yusuf’s head is in the game here, I think the one thing this match guarantee’s is to be fun for the audience, including us, to watch here tonight!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: And now this match is officially underway here tonight in this Extreme Elimination Qualifying bout- OH! AND IT’S JAY JERRY JOHNSON WHO SPRINTS OUT OF THE CORNER INSTANTLY, NAILING AMIR YUSUF IN THE JAW WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE; SENDING AMIR RIGHT TO THE GROUND IN THE CORNER, JAY JERRY JOHNSON STARTING OFF THIS MATCH HOT!!!
Jake Mercer: I mean, you have to come to expect such aggression when you realize that you are competing for a HUGE title shot if you win this, I mean; you have to understand what participating in the Extreme Elimination Chamber can DO for your career; if anything Jay Jerry Johnson was more prepared than Amir Yusuf right there to know that he can’t just stand around and treat this match like any other; he’s going for the kill shot early!
Flannery McCoy: And it’s Jay who continues on the offensive, picking up Amir Yusuf back to his feet; sprawling both of Yusuf’s arms over the top rope, before sending MASSIVE CHOP into his chest! And Jay is not done yet as he sends multiple extra chops to follow along with it!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Flannery McCoy: It sounds like a firing squad in Qudos Bank Arena here tonight as Jay is just LIGHTING up Amir Yusuf; Jay finally stopping with his assault of chops for a moment, but only simply due to the fact that he is looking for a new form of offense to send to Amir Yusuf, Jay backing up for a moment before RUSHING forward, hitting Amir with a massive lariat back into the corner and sending him down into a seated position!
Stew-O: And now Jay Jerry Johnson creating a bit of separation between the two, taking half of a lap around the ring for a bit of momentum before running forward to hit Amir Yusuf with a senton in the corner – BUT IT’S YUSUF WHO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! Great timely counter from Yusuf who narrowly escapes sending Jay into the corner crashing and burning hard, Amir struggling up to his feet as Jay is still trying to get to his; Yusuf turning towards Jay quickly, as both competitors are now on their feet; with Amir Yusuf managing to hook Jay by the neck in his state of daze, before SLAMMING him down with a standing spanish fly quickly; making quick work of Jay currently before he could even retort!
Jake Mercer: Classic Amir Yusuf, for all the hate he tends to get he darn sure has a reason to be a little bit cocky! Amir Yusuf now getting back up to his feet as Jay Jerry Johnson dwells onto the mat, Amir wasting little time ensuing his assault as he drags Jay up by his head, bringing him to his feet, with Amir hooking Jay’s arm over his shoulder, Amir now LIFTING Jay’s weight into the air as he keeps him there, just displaying pure physical POWER with Jay unable to do much but let the blood rush to his head – before Amir FINALLY brings him down with an absolutely BRUTAL DELAYED SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Jay landing awkwardly on his back it seems, as he begins to favor his hip, with Amir Yusuf catching onto that fact almost immediately and like a heat seeking missile Amir Yusuf dives a knee RIGHT into Jay’s side, targeting the clear injury he took, before driving yet ANOTHER knee to his side; making sure that he gets the maximum out of this opportunity!
Stew-O: Classic Amir Yusuf with a smart strategy here, as Amir quickly shifts his focus on wearing down Jay Jerry Johnson; kneeling down and grabbing his neck before placing a choke-hold onto him, Jay Jerry Johnson struggling over to the bottom rope as Amir Yusuf yearns him backward, forcing him to waste even more energy before he finally reaches the bottom rope!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE-
Flannery McCoy: And Amir Yusuf finally breaking the hold at five as Jay instantly goes to favor his side the moment Amir lets go, Amir taking a moment to glance around the booing arena before scoffing and getting right back to work; not letting this Sydney crowd get into this mind too much for the moment as Amir turns to Jay Jerry Johnson; pulling him up to his feet quickly, grabbing onto his arm as Amir Yusuf looks to send Jay into the corner with an irish whip – Though Jay managing to catch himself in the corner, grabbing the top rope with Amir Yusuf running right behind; before Jay throws a MASSIVE back elbow right onto the temple of Amir Yusuf to stun him!
Jake Mercer: HOLD ON FLANNERY HE AIN’T DONE YET! Jay seeing Amir Yusuf staggering backwards behind him jumps onto the middle rope, taking another glance to make sure Amir was still stunned; AND NOW JAY COMING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT ON AMIR YUSUF THAT TAKES HIM DOWN – AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON KEEPS HIS ARMS UP TO GRAB AMIR’S LEGS UPON IMPACT, COVERING AMIR FOR THE QUICK WIN!!!
OOONNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TH-
Stew-O: And a late kickout from Amir Yusuf who was clearly stunned by those quick counters from Jay, as Johnson doesn’t waste much time figuring out what’s next to do for him in terms of planning, Jay getting himself up yet again as Amir Yusuf struggled to do the same as he got to a knee, Jay seeing this as he ran to the ropes, rebounding off towards Amir Yusuf who’s just barely in a vertical position – BEFORE JAY JUMPS UP; WRAPPING HIS LEGS AROUND AMIR FOR A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS AMIR RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: PRECISION. ACCURACY. And a perfect position for Jay to takeover as Amir Yusuf is just hanging over the middle rope now, with Jay taking a different approach then expect; running over to the ropes, jumping onto the top rope with Amir’s head just looming over the apron to his side, Jay risking it all – AS JAY JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, AIMING RIGHT AT AMIR’S HEAD FOR A MASSIVE ELBOW DROP ONTO HIM — BUT AMIR MOVES HIS HEAD JUST IN TIME, SENDING JAY TO CRASH AND BURN ON THE APRON AND THEN LAND AWKWARDLY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Stew-O: Great evasion from Amir as Jay is now lying hurt on the outside, Yusuf taking a moment to refocus before rolling out to use Johnson’s spill to the outside against him as Amir quickly grabs Jay off the floor, before LAUNCHING him into the barricade; nearly breaking it upon impact!
Jake Mercer: Yikes, and right back into his ribs that were already hurting earlier in this match, Jay crumbling to the floor as Amir doesn’t allow him much rest for the weary immediately turning back to wrap Jay’s waist from the front, DEADLIFTING Jay’s weight all the way up – AND OVER HIS SHOULDERS FOR A OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Amir keeping his hold locked in firm, rolling his body over and keeping a lock on Jay’s body, SOMEHOW standing up whilst carrying both his own and now Jay’s weight onto his shoulder, Amir Yusuf seeming to eye down the steel steps; AND IT’S AMIR WHO RUNS TO THE STEEL STEPS BEFORE POWERSLAMMING JAY ONTO THEM!
Flannery McCoy: YIKES! Jay landing hard as Amir Yusuf staggers forward for a moment, before regaining his balance; eyeing a now downed Jay before quickly rolling into the ring as the referee began his count on a downed Jay Jerry Johnson!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Stew-O: And Jay stirring slowly, but the blunt damage on his ribs is making that climb to his feet harder…
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson barely on his feet, still holding his ribs as Amir Yusuf is RUSHING this ref’s count!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE-
Flannery McCoy: And Jay beats the count! Sliding in just before the referee could finish saying nine, as Amir Yusuf runs forward to stomp on Jay just as he slides in – BUT JAY AVOIDS! Jay sliding just as Amir puts his foot down, Jay grabbing Amir’s heel, yanking it forward as Amir Yusuf loses balance and falls on his back!
Jake Mercer: Jay keeping hold of his foot now as he staggers farther into the ring, dragging Amir with him away from the ropes as Johnson moves his grip all the way up to the knee of Amir, falling back down as he grasps a firm hold; before locking in a firm Knee-bar on Amir in the center of the ring, reversing the momentum and Amir has nowhere to go!!
Jay Jerry Johnson (off-mic): TAP!!!
Stew-O: Amir Yusuf is in a world of pain and Jay Jerry Johnson is not letting go of that hold, Jay YELLING at Amir Yusuf to tap out here tonight as Amir vigorously shakes his head no, grabbing at his head; before finally turning to the ropes as he begins to try and crawl, Amir making a slow trot over to them as Jay levies his weight down to make the journey harder, Amir just WRITHING in pain; before FINALLY making it to the bottom rope, forcing a count on Jay!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Flannery McCoy: And Jay does the same as Amir did earlier in this match and drew out that Knee-bar for as long as possibly solicited, maybe even longer than allowed though this match continues as Amir Yusuf rolls onto the apron; but that doesn’t mean he’s out of dodge yet, Jay Jerry Johnson getting up quickly to grab him as he manages to get ahlod of Amir’s head, drawing it over the middle rope before draping the rest of his body along it as well, Amir stuck in a hangman’s position on the middle rope – BEFORE JAY DROPS HIM WITH A ROPE HUNG DDT!! AND TO THE COVER AS AMIR FALLS ONTO THE MAT!!
ONNEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOO!!!!
TH-
Jake Mercer: AND AMIR KICKS!!!! HE GETS THE SHOULDER OFF THE MAT KEEPING HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH FOR AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!!! Jay not worrying yet, a fire burning under him now with rage in his eyes; Jay dragging Amir to the center of the ring away from the ropes, deadlifting him just as Amir did to him earlier; Jay Jerry Johnson lifting Amir Yusuf off the mat and onto his shoulders, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO HIT THE BURNING HAMMER, ‘MEBIUM PITFALL’ – BUT WAIT! AMIR TAKING A WILD SHOT AS JAY’S PREVIOUSLY HURT RIBS, JAY LOSING HIS BALANCE AS THE TWO FALL TO THE MAT; AMIR WISELY TARGETING THE RIBS OF JOHNSON AND SAVING HIMSELF FROM POSSIBLE DEFEAT!!
Flannery McCoy: And Jay scrambling on the floor to get Amir back in his grasp so he could finish the job once again, but Amir smartly rolling out of the ring to ringside so Jay couldn’t even pin him if he tried!
Stew-O: Wise decision from Amir as Jay seems enraged in the ring, very distraught about missing his chance to finish the job, as he takes a moment to regroup before following Amir out to ringside right in front of us here, and Jay Jerry Johnson looking to exercise all of his rage on Amir; grabbing him up to his feet, before SMACKING him against our announcers table! AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Jake Mercer: The beat down on Amir Yusuf is immense as Jay Jerry Johnson is pumelling him into the announcers desk, before finally letting up; letting Amir fall to the ground, with the count rolling on now by the referee!!
ONE!
TWO!
Flannery McCoy: And now though I feel that Jay might have some new plans here in this match, taking the plastic cap off of our announcers table, begin to clear it off of monitors; and I have a BAD feeling for Amir he’s planning on using this to put the nail in his coffin!
THREE!
FOUR!
Jake Mercer: Amir’s starting to stir on the outside, with Jay Jerry Johnson JUST getting the table cleared, going down to pick-up Amir; clearly looking to send him through the table here, we have a SHOW to run after this Jay!
FIVE!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! AMIR YUSUF WITH A SHOT YET AGAIN TO THOSE RIBS, THIS ONE MORE EMPHATIC THAN THE LAST, SENDING JAY DOWN TO A KNEE; BUT AMIR SEES THE POSITION HE’S PUT IN, WASTING LITTLE TIME HITTING JAY IN THE RIBS ONCE AGAIN, BEFORE ROLLING HIM ONTO THE TABLE!
SIX!
Flannery McCoy: With Jay on the table, Amir Yusuf gets onto it himself; just KICKING Jay to ensure his peril, before grabbing him up to his feet once the damage has been done, making new plans for this desk clearly as Jay is finally brought to his feet, Amir locking his arm around Jay’s neck…
SEVEN!!!
Jake Mercer: And Amir taking a moment to regale his decision – BEFORE DEVOTING TO HIS PLAN, SETTING HIS FEET – SPANISH FLY, AMIR WITH THE SPANISH FLY ONTO THE TABLE SENDING JAY AND HIMSELF CRASHING DOWN THROUGH IT; BUT THE REFEREE’S STILL COUNTING, AMIR WAS HURT BY THE SPANISH FLY TOO MUCH, HE’S CRAWLING TO GET BACK INSIDE!!
EIGHT!!!
….
NINE!!!!
….
Stew-O; AMIRS AT THE APRON!!!!!!!
TEN!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jake Mercer: HE COULDN’T GET THERE, AMIR DIDN’T GET IN THE RING BY TEN; IT’S A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!!!!!
Stew-O: And Amir Yusuf is distraught following that result; just INCHES from victory and yet failing and possibly costing himself a huge championship shot at Road to Redemption, neither one of these two taking a victory here and in doing so… What happens next?!
(Amir Yusuf is seen seated against the apron, disappointed after what happened and disgruntled at another World Heavyweight Championship opportunity slipping through his fingers. Meanwhile, Jay Jerry Johnson is beginning to recover, not even knowing what’s happening right now.)
Stephie Love: Um… ladies and gentlemen, this contest-
???: I’ll stop you right there, Stephie.
(The camera goes to the titantron where Tyrone Montgomery is seen in his office with a smile on his face.)
Tyrone Montgomery: An interesting dilemma we find ourselves in, is that so? Well, while it might be easy to just end it off there, these Extreme Elimination Chamber Qualifying Matches MUST have a winner. After some thinking, I have decided that BOTH Jay Jerry Johnson and Amir Yusuf have qualified for the Chamber, thank you!
(The crowd cheers loudly at this while both Jay and Amir seem quite satisfied with this, despite the no contest, and aren’t even paying attention to one another. This is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for the Sunday Night Voltage exclusive Free-Per-View: Wicked Games; with the EAW Champion Minerva defending her title against the Hardcore Champion Charlie Marr in just one week’s time!)
(‘Morals’ by EST Gee blares out throughout the arena. As if on cue, the audience boos. The collective of Astraea Jordan, the Visual Prophet, SOSA Henderson, and Dr. D’Angelo Angelo comes out, with confidence at an all-time high. The group makes their way to the ring, blocking out the negativity.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… SOSA Henderson, Astraea Jordan, and The Visual Prophet… SOUL FOOD SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh my gosh! Here they come!
(Jake Mercer gets up and removes his jacket, revealing a Soul Food Sunday-branded shirt. He stands at full attention, raising a fist in the air.)
Stew-O: ?
Flannery McCoy: Uh… Jake?
(Jake doesn’t say anything. He continues to stand as Soul Food Sunday enters the ring and receives microphones. Stew-O clears his throat, trying to get rid of the noticeable confusion.)
Stew-O: Well, Soul Food Sunday is out here, no doubt proud about the win they achieved at Justified Reckoning last Saturday against the Haircare Kings and Holly Arrow. As many feared, it seems like the duo of Jake Smith and Chris Elite had tensions sore, and Soul Food Sunday were right there to exploit them just as they said they would.
Flannery McCoy: It really is unfortunate to see how things are strained between them, but as far as Soul Food Sunday are concerned, they’re still a tight unit working together. They were able to beat them, and now they can lay claim to beating all of the active tag teams we have here in EAW aside from the current Unified Tag Team Champions.
Stew-O: And that was the goal all along: defeat all of the teams here and build themselves up as the undisputed number one contenders for those titles. Still, Soul Food Sunday could have their eyes set on the other championships we have here. They want to dominate, and ever since the start of this season, they’ve done just that.
(‘Morals’ fades, and Jake Mercer finally sits down.)
Jake Mercer: Haha, yessir! Soul Food Sunday have done everything they said they would! And guess what? They did it by beating their opponents inside the ring! No games! No shenanigans! Some may do their best to fight back hard, but everyone falls to Soul Food Sunday!
Flannery McCoy: Well, there has been a few times where SFS have relied on more unsavory tactics to beat their opposition, but the results don’t lie.
Jake Mercer: Who cares? Impact and Kassidy Heart are over on Showdown doing God knows what and have a match instead of just getting fired outright! But when Soul Food Sunday do what they have to do, it’s a problem?
Flannery McCoy: Now, Jake, you know why it’s hard to–
Jake Mercer: THAT’S RACIST!
(Flannery and Stew-O can be heard sighing. Luckily, or unluckily, Dr. D’Angelo Angelo begins to speak. A smug look beams along his face.)
Dr. D’Angelo Angelo: You know, it feels good to be right. It especially feels great to continuously prove ourselves to be right each and every week. It was inevitable that the Haircare Kings were going to fold and allow those cracks to open up, completely exposing everything that was going on with them. They tried so hard to make it seem as if the grass was greener on their side, when really it was just as dry and crusty as they are.
(Soul Food Sunday laughs.)
Jake Mercer: 🤣🤣🤣
Stew-O: …
Flannery McCoy: …
(Laughing aside, Viz steps up.)
Visual Prophet: For real. I think poor Jake especially was so stressed out that he forgot to use some of that L’Oreal stuff in his hair. It was feeling greasy.
SOSA Henderson: Really was. It was gross. Oily.
Dr. D’Angelo Angelo: Meanwhile, our hair remains strong and resilient. Undamaged. Just like your careers. All throughout the season, you have laid waste to these detestable, unmelanated monkeys. Everyone wanted so badly to run with the victim narrative, but they couldn’t! We spoke about all of the injustices and plights we’ve experienced, and you three have beaten everyone. We are not like some of these Elitists who cry and whine and do nothing about it. We are people who back up our words through action, and if we don’t like something? Then we do something about it.
(Soul Food Sunday nod, remembering all of the opponents they’ve beaten thus far.)
Astraea Jordan: Exactly. People been on us since day one, and that ain’t ever gonna change, it seems. But you know what? It’s cool. We’re on the right side of history, and now that we got over those two boys who are walking around like some bland, cac soap opera and their irrelevant side character, we can move on to bigger and better things.
SOSA Henderson: Oh, wow, Astraea. But Chris ain’t a cac!
Astraea Jordan: He might as well be since we wanna be around that white boy all this time. Ain’t even got that same swagger he used to have. But hey, Chris been washed, so is it really all that surprising?
SOSA Henderson: Nah.
Visual Prophet: Nope.
Dr. D’Angelo Angelo: That brother has been a lost cause for a long time now. So much so that he blends right in with those mayonnaise menaces. It is a shame, but hey, he isn’t the first nor will he be the last to be a wayward coon.
Astraea Jordan: It’s a shame alright, but hey, we ain’t gonna worry about them anymore. The point is now, we’ve pretty much beaten everyone that stepped up to us. There may have been a loss or two, but at this point, we’ve been racking up more wins at an alarming rate. Like, we moving at a different type of pace than the rest of the roster here. We’re the big three, and we carrying Dynasty on our backs. So now, we ought to be rewarded.
(The crowd boos, but Soul Food Sunday remains unphased.)
SOSA Henderson: Yeah. You right, Astraea. We really should. We been busting and grinding, putting in the work since this summer. We been consistent. We been coming out here each and every week. We been in people’s mouths, and we been everywhere on this show. It’s about time y’all stop playing with our names.
Visual Prophet: And y’all will definitely stop playing with our names once we get some gold attached to our names. After all, soon, it will be the end of the year, and I along with my brother and sister here aren’t going to continue waiting for an opportunity to fall into our laps. We bid our time and still did our best to work hard in spite of everything. Now? The waiting game is over. We have a resume that no one in season sixteen can match or even come close to topping. So, it makes sense that we’re gunning for some titles.
(SOSA gives a friendly tap on the chest to Viz.)
SOSA Henderson: Like those beautiful tag championships, right, Viz?
Visual Prophet: Oh, no doubt about it. Those tag championships deserve to be held by people who will actually elevate them instead of being watered down by consistent chokers and teams who aren’t even actual teams! And sure, it would be nice to go after the world championship, but really, that can wait. The tag division is the more pressing issue here; a problem that desperately needs its solution. That solution is us.
(SOSA and Viz nod and smile at each other. Meanwhile, Astraea can be seen tapping her chin.)
Astraea Jordan: You know, I have some plans on my own too. I mean, I could go after Sienna Jade…
(Mostly boos from the fans, but if one can listen hard enough, there were a few cheers for The Greatest.)
Astraea Jordan: Maybe I could beat Serenity Valdez again and teach these new girls what it actually means to step up…
(Okay, not a single cheer; boos rain down at the mention of Valdez’s name.)
Astraea Jordan: Maybe I could get up to the Interwire title or even go all the way to the world title.
(A mixed reaction unearths itself from the fans.)
Astraea Jordan: There’s a lot of avenues for me to take, you know? In fact…
(She gives a look over to the guys.)
Astraea Jordan: I already have a plan.
(Viz and SOSA look on in interest. Astraea smiles.)
Astraea Jordan: But imma wait a little bit before I go into detail about it.
(The fans boo. Astraea rolls her eyes.)
Astraea Jordan: Oh, don’t y’all worry, y’all are gonna find out in due time. Besides, I’ve had to wait long for all of the opportunities I got in my career, so hey, y’all get to be in my shoes for just a while longer.
(Soul Food Sunday cackle, mocking the fans who continue to boo.)
SOSA Henderson: Aye, the point is, we coming for these titles, and Bethany and Sheridan? Best believe that we coming for those tag titles first. They’re gonna be ours.
(Dr. D’Angelo Angelo smiles.)
Dr. D’Angelo Angelo: Those two won’t know what will hit them. Could be next week, could be at that lovely FPV that’s coming up on us quickly, but sooner or later, the Unified Tag Team Championships will belong to Soul Food Sunday. Then, people will bare witness to a reign of unprecedented magnitude.
(‘Morals’ plays again as the members talk amongst themselves before leaving the ring. Their confidence remains, having big plans in store for the group’s future.)
Stew-O: It was inevitable. It looks like SOSA Henderson and the Visual Prophet will go after the Prescription in order to get the tag titles.
Jake Mercer: And as they should! They single-handedly ran through the tag division! Now, it’s all just a matter of getting to Bethany and Sheridan. The opportunity is well-deserved and, quite frankly, long overdue!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know about you guys, but I’m curious about what exactly Astraea Jordan has planned. As she said, there are many paths she can take here. Personally, I’d love to see her go up against Sienna Jade.
Jake Mercer: Oh, that would be a match-up for the ages. But I guess we’ll just have to see where our queen decides to lead us.
Flannery McCoy: Our queen?
Jake Mercer: Of course! She pretty much is the queen of EAW! Or, I guess we can go back to the Empress mantle for her. 😏
Flannery McCoy: R-right…
Stew-O: There are big things in store for Soul Food Sunday. They have done everything they could to make sure their positions here go unquestioned. Now, it’s only a matter of time before we potentially see some gold added to the group.
(A commercial is shown for EAW 2K23, featuring the cover star Andre Walker.)
(‘Crooked Man’ by Those Poor Bastards begins to play through the speakers of the Qudos Bank Arena. The crowd has a mixed reception for Solomon Stane, who has a focused look on his face. Next to him is none other than his partner, Kirk Redwood, who is hyping up his partner as the two of them make their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER QUALIFYING MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY KIRK REDWOOD..REPRESENTING THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES…FROM THE SIN CITY…WEIGHING IN 266 POUNDS…HE IS “THE SOLDIER OF SANITY”…SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Solomon Stane, a former Unified Tag Team Champion, who was always poised as someone who would carry the Showdown brand on his back. He’s had an up and down year. He went through two partners. His tag team with Kirk Redwood was successful as they were able to capture the Unified Tag Team Championships back in May before losing them to The Perscription at Midsummer Massacre. Now, it’s been kind of slow from them as we wrap up the end of the year.
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane is the same man who stood toe-to-toe with Scott Diamond earlier this year. He was this close to getting the victory over the Hall of Famer, so when it comes to matches with pressure, he will do what he can to thrive underneath it. With Kirk Redwood at ringside, do you think that removes some pressure from him?
Jake Mercer: I do think that Kirk Redwood will be a safety net for Solomon Stane if things become intense, but I think that Solomon Stane may not need to rely on Kirk, but with his opponent tonight, that could be another story.
(Solomon Stane is waiting for Limmy Monaghan inside the ring, stretching before ‘Limit Break X Survivor’ by Kiyoshi Hikawa plays. The crowd rises up to their feet as Limmy Monaghan comes out from the back with a focused and confident look on his face.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 227 POUNDS… “THE LEADER”…LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Does Limmy Monaghan have what it takes to be the one man who dethrones Andre Walker and his reign on top of the Dynasty brand? Quite a few people have said yes. Despite how things went back in Territorial Invasion, peple are still hoping that Limmy qualifies tonight and goes on to be World Heavyweight Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan is someone who can be star. He is someone who could be the face of Dynasty, but if he defeats Solomon Stane tonight, it’s just one thing to cross off the checklist because he’ll be in the ring with four other Elitists and then, Andre Walker. He is going to need to outlast everyone to be World Champion.
Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan has all the tools, but Andre Walker is Andre Walker, guys. He is the mountain. He’s not standing on top of the mountain. He IS the mountain and it’s going to take a lot to move that particular mountain!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The two men who are looking for an opportunity to qualify for the Extreme Elimination Chamber for Andre Walker’s World Heavyweight Championship are circling around, keeping their eyes on each other before they go in for a lock up, but Limmy Monaghan grabs Solomon Stane with a wrist lock as he twists the arm of one-half of the Off-Brand Amphetamines! But, Solomon gets his wrist from Limmy before delivering a giant knee to the stomach of the former Hardcore Champion!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane grabs Limmy Monaghan by his wrist, whipping him to the horizontal set of ropes, but Limmy is able to stop himself from rebounding off those ropes! Solomon goes right after Limmy, BUT LIMMY TAKES HIM BACK WITH AN ELBOW. LIMMY RUNS AFTER SOLOMON, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT SOLOMON DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE! INSTEAD, HE HOISTS LIMMY BY HIS THROAT AND UP IN THE AIR BEFORE SLAMMING ‘THE LEADER’ SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE KNEE OF SOLOMON!
Jake Mercer: Going into this match, Limmy Monaghan is at a height disadvantage because Solomon Stane is a monster. I mean, just look at that man. It’s his 6’7 to Limmy’s 6’0. You can see that Solomon still has his grasp on the throat of Limmy Monaghan! But, you can see the strength of Limmy, who is looking to rip the grasp of the former Unified Tag Team Champion! But, Limmy is met with a headbutt to the forehead from ‘The Soldier of Sanity’ who picks him up and lifts himself back to his feet!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan delivers a headbutt of his own to the forehead of Solomon Stane, who drops Limmy down, but Limmy is able to connect with a series of shoot kicks to the side of Solomon’s thighs before following that up with a sharp enziguri to the side of his temple! Limmy finds his way back to his feet as he’s gesturing for Solomon to find his way back to his feet! Slowly, Solomon finds himself on his feet…
Flannery McCoy: …LIMMY MONAGHAN RUNS TO SOLOMON STANE, CONNECTING WITH A HURRICANRANA, SPIKING THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AS LIMMY GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane gets a shoulder up VERY early in this matchup! Limmy Monaghan finds his way to his feet as he is allowing Solomon to rise back to his feet! Now, Limmy is gesturing for Solomon to fight back as Solomon is probably seeing the game that ‘The Leader’ is playing with him. Solomon is very calculated. He is someone who knows the type of strategy that goes into matches as important as a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber!
Stew-O: It’s all about looking for a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and being that one man who could take down Andre Walker and end his dominant title reign. Solomon Stane charges at Limmy Monaghan, looking to swing a punch, BUT LIMMY DUCKS BEFORE DELIVERING A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF SOLOMON! BUT, SOLOMON IS NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT AS HE THROWS A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP OF HIS OWN AT LIMMY! LIMMY CHOPS HIM BACK! SOLOMON CHOPS HIM AGAIN! LIMMY WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO SOLOMON’S CHEST!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane throws a punch to Limmy Monaghan, who returns the favor and punches Solomon back! None of these men want to fall back! They are doing what they can to make it seem like the punches are not phasing them! Limmy throws a punch to Solomon, who falls back, but goes forward and connects with a dropkick to Limmy, who falls back to the horizontal set of ropes! Solomon follows that up by connecting with a spin kick which causes the former Hardcore Champion to collapse to the mat! But, it seems like things are getting started with Solomon as …
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE CONNECTS WITH A ROLLING SENTON AS HE CRASHES LIMMY MONAGHAN BACK! SOLOMON FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE PULLS LIMMY CLOSER TO HIM AS GOES FOR A PINFALL OF HIS OWN!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTT—
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan shoves Solomon Stane away from him! Solomon grabs a fistful of Limmy’s hair as that is used as a method to get back to his feet! Solomon shoves Limmy into the horizontal set of ropes as he goes right after ‘The Leader’ with a giant body splash that sends Limmy forward! Solomon uses Limmy’s momentum and connects with a scoop slam! It seems like you can see a bit of that confidence from Solomon Stane, who has his hands wide open! Kirk Redwood applauds his partner in a way that rubs the EAW Universe the wrong way!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane sits up Limmy Monaghan! Solomon positions himself behind Limmy as he begins to throw elbows to the side of Limmy’s head! Now, I’m hoping that he doesn’t get vertigo easily because I can’t imagine that feeling good for anyone that does! Now, it seems like Solomon goes from bashing elbows to the side of Limmy’s head to connecting with ‘Atonement’ — his variation of the camel clutch as he has himself in a standing position!
Jake Mercer: Limmy Monaghan finds himself in a very uncomfortable position as it seems like he’s trying to grasp for the bottom rope! As you can see at ringside, you can see that Kirk Redwood is holding the bottom rope, closer to Limmy, almost like he’s mocking Limmy and any chance that he has to make it to the bottom rope! Even Solomon is trying to tell Limmy what’s stopping him from getting to the bottom rope.
Stew-O: Solomon Stane begins to unload elbows on the top of Limmy Monaghan’s head! He holds Limmy by the top of his hair, hoisting him up in the process as he gets the former Hardcore Champion by his waist and lifting him for a deadlift German suplex! Limmy has fallen back, but he tries to roll himself to his knees, but he ends up falling back once again! Solomon is dusting his hands in a sarcastic manner, almost like that was effortless right there.
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane sees that Limmy Monaghan is resting his head back against the bottom corner as he gets his boot and presses against his neck! This causes Limmy’s head to go back as it seems like the referee is going to begin his count here!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! THAT’S ENOUGH, SOLOMON!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane his arms up where the official can see them! Limmy Monaghan is holding his throat as he finds a way back to his feet! You can see the intense glare on his face, but Solomon rushes back, knocking Limmy back down with a huge boot to the face of the former Hardcore Champion! Solomon begins to stomp on Limmy over and over again! The referee has no other choice, but to get in the middle of the situation as he takes Solomon back, who is now yelling at the referee!
Stew-O: But, pay attention to Kirk Redwood at ringside!
Flannery McCoy: KIRK REDWOOD HAS LIMMY MONAGHAN BY HIS NECK AND BEGINS TO CHOKE HIM AGAINST THE ROPE! HOW IS THIS FAIR?!??!
Jake Mercer: The referee turns around, but Kirk Redwood distances himself from Limmy Monaghan, holding his hands up like he’s done nothing wrong at all! Solomon Stane almost looks like he wants to chuckle, but needs to keep his focus on the match. The two members of the Off-Brand Amphetamines smile at each other, totally on the same page, despite one of them being at ringside.
Stew-O: That’s where the disadvantage comes into play for Solomon Stane. While he doesn’t look to play dirty out of fear, he looks to do it for amusement for himself and maybe, his tag team partner at ringside. The referee is checking on Limmy Monaghan as Limmy seems to be more than fired up due to that spot. Solomon looks to grab Limmy by the top of his head and out of the corner!
Flannery McCoy: But, Limmy Monaghan is able to spring himself back up to a vertical position before throwing a punch to the face of the former Unified Tag Team Champion! Solomon goes to connect with a punch of his own, BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO DUCK IT! HE MANAGES TO SPRINGBOARD OFF THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS THAT TAKES DOWN SOLOMON! BUT, YOU CAN SEE THAT SOLOMON IS STILL ON ONE OF HIS KNEES AS LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A ‘HOWITZER IMPACT’ — THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S SKULL AS LIMMY GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane lives! Limmy Monaghan gets Solomon back to his feet as he gets ‘The Soldier of Sanity’ in position before connecting with a butterfly suplex! Solomon finds himself in a seated position as he cringes his back in pain! Limmy follows that up with a dropkick to the spine of Solomon that takes him to his side, bUT IT SEEMS LIKE LIMMY IS NOT DONE HERE AS HE BEGINS TO UNLOAD ON THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION, CONNECTING WITH PUNCHES AND ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF SOLOMON’S SKULL! THEN, HE GOES FOR SOME KNEE STRIKES TO SOLOMON’S SKULL AS HE FINDS HIMSELF TO BE QUITE FIRED UP!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is stalking Solomon Stane back to his feet before running towards the taller Elitists and connecting with a discus lariat, but look at that! It doesn’t take Solomon down completely! It only takes the bigger Elitist down to one knee as Limmy looks a bit confused about that! With someone with the strength and height of Solomon Stane, I don’t think it’s going to be easy to get him down for the three count! Limmy pulls Solomon closer to him and it looks like he’s trying to get the 6’7 Elitist into a powerbomb position!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan is trying to get Solomon Stane up, but there’s a bit of struggle on his face!
Jake Mercer: BUT, LOOK AT SOLOMON STANE! HE IS ABLE TO LIFT LIMMY MONAGHAN UP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM! THAT WAS A FANTASTIC COUNTER THERE AS SOLOMON IS TRYING TO STRATEGIZE ON WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO TO PUT DOWN LIMMY! Limmy is seen rolling himself into a crawling position as Solomon manages to get Limmy Monaghan in a powerbomb position! It seems like he’s probably going to end up doing what Limmy had intended to do moments ago! Solomon lifts up Limmy —
Stew-O: Solomon Stane throws Limmy Monaghan to the nearest corner as Limmy goes crashing into that corner! Solomon begins to back away to the corner. His eyes remain on his opponent as he charges to the corner! The big boot to the face of the former Hardcore Champion!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LIMMY MONAGHAN JUMPS AND SITS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SOLOMON STANE MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM COLLIDING AT THE CORNER. IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING TO JOIN LIMMY ON THE TOP ROPE! Limmy manages to stand himself up on the top turnbuckle as he’s looking to throw a punch at Solomon, trying to get him down! But, Solomon is making his way up the top turnbuckle! He is trying not to find himself phased by the punches! SOLOMON CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE CHIN OF ‘THE LEADER!’ GEEZ, THAT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD!
Jake Mercer: The headbutt to the chin takes Limmy Monaghan down to a seated position on the top turnbuckle! Solomon Stane manages to get himself on the second rope of the turnbuckle and it seems like he’s taking the trip to the top as he lifts Limmy up on top as well! He finds himself in a position as —
Stew-O: SPANISH FLY FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS THE TWO ELITISTS GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT! :DAMN: BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE SOLOMON STANE IS THE FIRST ELITIST BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO END THIS MATCH-UP! I THINK THAT HE MAY HAVE FOUND HIS OPENING HERE AS HE IS STALKING LIMMY HE MANAGES TO GET LIMMY IN POSITION FOR ‘KEY OF SOLOMON’ — THE SIT-OUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S SLAM —
Flannery McCoy: NO! LIMMY MONAGHAN MANAGES TO SLIDE OFF THE SHOULDERS OF SOLOMON STANE AS HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF SOLOMON AND PUSHES HIM AGAINST THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES BEFORE GOING FOR AN O’CONNER ROLL WITH A BRIDGE! IS LIMMY GOING TO SNEAK AWAY WITH THE VICTORY HERE?!?!?
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! SOLOMON STANE IS ABLE TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE, BUT HE HAS LIMMY MONAGHAN BY HIS ANKLE! HE IS LOOKING TO APPLY AN ANKLE LOCK ON ‘THE LEADER,’ BUT LIMMY QUICKLY CLUTCHES ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! OBVIOUSLY, SOLOMON MUST RELEASE HIS GRASP, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN’T WANT TO. THE REFEREE IS GOING TO BEGIN HIS COUNT AGAIN!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, SOLOMON!
Stew-O: Solomon Stane has his hands up, releasing the ankle lock from Limmy Monaghan! While the referee is focused on Solomon, Kirk Redwood decides to throw a cheap shot to the face of Limmy as the crowd is not like that whatsoever! Solomon goes to get Limmy up, who is trying to shake Kirk’s cheap shot out of his system! Solomon gets Limmy by one of his arms before looking to whip Limmy to the horizontal set of ropes! Limmy manages to hold himself there as Solomon looks to connect with the big boot again —
Flannery McCoy: —LIMMY MONAGHAN LIFTS SOLOMON STANE OVER HIM AS HE GOES TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: Not exactly, Flannery! Solomon Stane is able to hold himself by the top rope as Limmy Monaghan connects with a forearm smash to the face, sending the former Unified Tag Team Champion to the outside.
Stew-O: If you can hear with the EAW Universe, you can hear them stomping to the ‘rise of the terminator’ as Limmy Monaghan is focused on the energy of the crowd! He is absorbing all of the energy before doing the ‘pull the trigger’ taunt before rebounding himself off the horizontal set of ropes and sending himself over the top rope — SUICIDE SENTON AS HE LANDS ON THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The fans are losing their minds in the Qudos Bank Arena! Just look at the confidence on Limmy Monaghan’s face! The crowd just loves him in Sydney, Australia!
Jake Mercer: WHO DOESN’T LOVE LIMMY MONAGHAN!??!!
Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN GRABS SOLOMON STANE UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE GETTING HIM IN POSITION AND CONNECTING WITH A TORNADO DDT! IN THE PROCESS, LIMMY USES THE RING POST TO SPRINGBOARD HIMSELF OFF AND CONNECT WITH THE MOVE WITH SUCH WONDERFUL EXECUTION! Limmy is looking at Kirk Redwood, ready to throw a punch, but Kirk holds his hands up, wanting no smoke from ‘The Leader’, and honestly, can you blame him?
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan grabs Solomon Stane and rolls him back inside the ring! It seems like Limmy is going to head for the top rope! But, look at Kirk Redwood, who is trying to provide a bit of a distraction! Limmy is focused on Kirk standing on the apron, trying to get Limmy’s attention! He is buying his partner some time to get back to his feet! Look at Solomon who is slowly trying to find himself back on his feet! He is heading his way toward the top rope as it seems like he may be going for another high-risk move. He did this earlier in the match. He manages to get himself on the second row of the turnbuckle, wrapping his arms around the waist of the former Hardcore Champion!
Jake Mercer: But, you can see that Limmy Monaghan is trying to punch the top of Solomon Stane’s head! Solomon is trying to lift Limmy off the top rope, but Limmy is doing what he can not go crashing down to the mat! BUT, SOLOMON IS DELIVERING HEADBUTTS TO THE GUT OF ‘THE LEADER’ AS THAT ALLOWS HIM ENOUGH TIME TO LIFT LIMMY AND CONNECT WITH A SAITO SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE AS LIMMY GOES DOWN! Solomon slowly gets back into a vertical base as he gets Limmy up to his feet and follows that up with a ‘Triumph of Truth!’ The one-handed choke slam connects as Solomon goes for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan with the shoulder up! It seems like Solomon Stane may be looking for a way to conclude this match and stamp his ticket to Road to Redemption! He gets Limmy onto his shoulders and it seems like he’s going to attempt the ‘Key of Solomon’ again. Solomon tried to execute this match earlier in the match, but Limmy was able to escape it! Is he going to connect with the move this time?
Flannery McCoy: Not if Limmy Monaghan can say anything about it, Stew! He manages to slide out of the move from the side this time around! He spins himself around before connecting with a spinning slap to the face of Solomon Stane! It seems like that was enough to anger the taller Elitist, who runs after Limmy, but Limmy grabs Solomon by the arm as he connects with another butterfly suplex, BUT HE TRANSITIONS THE MOVE BY APPLYING THE ARMBAR ON THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! BUT, YOU CAN SEE THAT SOLOMON IS TRYING TO ROLL HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE! THE TALLER ELITIST MANAGES TO RISE TO HIS FEET, USING ALL OF HIS STRENGTH, BUT LIMMY IS HOLDING ON TO SOLOMON’S ARM, NOT WANTING TO LET GO!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane lifts up Limmy Monaghan and slams him hard against the mat! He lifts up Limmy again before slamming him hard against the mat! This causes Limmy to release whatever grasp he had on ‘The Soldier of Sanity.’ Limmy is trying to roll himself into a crawling position. Solomon finds himself on his feet as he manages to grab the ankle of ‘The Leader’ and it seems like he’s going for that ankle lock again! Limmy is trying to scramble himself to the nearest rope!
Stew-O: No, I think that Solomon Stane is going for the heel hook. ‘Drag You to Hell’ is what he calls his variation of a heel hook, but if Solomon manages to sitch in this move, Limmy Monaghan is going to be in trouble! Limmy is trying to roll himself away from Solomon, but it seems like Solomon has a great possession of Limmy’s legs. He’s doing what he can not to release the possession of Limmy’s legs. SOLOMON GOES DOWN TO LOOK LIMMY DEAD IN THE EYE, BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO GRAB THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S HEAD AND HE ROLLS HIM UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane gets himself out of the small package as Limmy Monaghan charges to Solomon, connecting with a boot to Limmy, but Limmy ducks and connects with a superkick to the back of Solomon’s skull, causing the bigger man to stumble forward! BUT, LIMMY IS ABLE TO HOOK HIM BY THE ARMS FROM BEHIND AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR A BACKSLIDE PIN! IS LIMMY GOING TO ESCAPE WITH THE VICTORY HERE?!?!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE IS ABLE TO ROLL TO HIS KNEES, BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A ‘HOWITZER IMPACT’ – THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE NAILS SOLOMON RIGHT ON THE NOSE, BUT HE DOESN’T FALL BACK! THIS CAUSES LIMMY TO GO BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF SOLOMON AND THIS TIME, SOLOMON IS KNOCKED TO HIS BACK! LOOK AT THE APRON!
Stew-O: Kirk Redwood finds himself on the apron again, trying to get the attention of Limmy Monaghan and by the look on Limmy’s face, he’s had more than enough with Kirk Redwood and his troublesome ways!
Flannery McCoy: ‘HOWITZER IMPACT’ ON KIRK REDWOOD AS THAT SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE APRON, BUT LOOK FROM BEHIND! SOLOMON STANE IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND LIMMY MONAGHAN, WHO HAS NO IDEA HE HAS GOTTEN BACK TO HIS FEET! LIMMY TURNS HIMSELF AROUND –
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane connects with a spinning back fist to Limmy Monaghan which takes him down to one knee! Solomon follows that up with a superkick to the back of his head which causes the former Hardcore Champion to fall forward Solomon rebounds off the ropes in front of Limmy and connects with a dropkick to the face! Limmy falls back as the cool smirk on the face of the former Unified Tag Team Champion returns to his face! He sees that chamber pod with his name on it as he picks up Limmy by the hair on his head! It looks like he’s going to go for a third attempt at trying to execute the ‘Key of Solomon,’ and will it connect?
Stew-O: NO! LIMMY MONAGHAN SLIDES BEHIND SOLOMON STANE AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER ON SOLOMON, BUT LIMMY IS ABLE TO PLACE THE TALLER ELITIST ON HIS SHOULDERS, GETTING HIM INTO POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘GOD OF DESTRUCTION’S WRAITH’ – THE ONE-HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER AS SOLOMON STANE GOES DOWN! LIMMY HOOKS HIM BY HIS LEG AS THE REFEREE GETS IN POSITION FOR THE COUNT!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S IT!
Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN IS GOING TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Limit Break X Survivor’ by Kiyoshi Hikawa plays once again through the speakers as Limmy Monaghan finds his way back to his feet. The referee raises Limmy’s hand up, soldifiying him as the winner of the match.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan stamps his ticket to Beijing after an impressive victory against Solomon Stane, who looked incredible during parts of the match up! To me, I thought he had the edge going into this match, but don’t underestimate Limmy, guys.
Flannery McCoy: Even with Kirk Redwood at ringside, Limmy Monaghan was able to figure out a way to walk out with the victory. He did a great job with getting Kirk out of the equation, so that it’s truly him and Solomon. It seemed like Solomon had his fun with his dirty tricks, trying to amuse himself and Kirk at ringside, but it was one of those things that lead him to his downfall in the end.
Jake Mercer: Slowly, this Extreme Elimination Chamber begins to fall into place. Who else is going to be joining them?!?!
(A commercial is shown for salt featuring Jake Smith.)
(Moments later, the EAW broadcast would return from commercial break, as we see a hardcam shot of the ring. The white mat has been completely replaced by a sleek red, satin mat, as there are multiple flowers in plant pots besides large canvases. One one canvas there is a professional painting of Harper Lee’s reaction following her submission loss to Sienna Jade, and on the other, we see the submission itself – Sienna Jade doing absolutely everything in her might to force a submission from her opponent. In the very center of the ring, we see a painted picture of Sienna Jade holding the Universal Women’s Championship, and beside her is Impact, holding the Answers World Championship, both of them World Champions at the same time. The decorated ring, designed to humiliate Harper Lee and show off the new Universal Women’s Champion, would also be laced in confetti around the mat, in the same colors as the aforementioned Championship. The crowd would immediately boo as this shot is shown on the titantron, the arrogance blooming through before we even see the Champion, though perhaps it may be completely deserved given the situation. Following this, the camera would pan out to a shot of the stage.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen… your NEW Universal Women’s Champion… SIIENNAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(‘Unf**kwithable’ by Deez Nuts would blare through the speakers, as the entrance video first debuted at Territorial Invasion when Sienna returned would begin to show, only this time with clips of her recent matches. The crowd would begin to boo even louder, as Sienna Jade would soon appear on the stage, a large smirk plastered on her face, with the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist. Sienna would place her right palm at the top of the title, before strutting down the ramp, as we see countless shots of the crowd giving her thumbs down, and booing at her – to which she doesn’t care. She’s in the best mood we’ve seen her in for quite some time, and for good reason. She came back not too long ago, and now she’s the top Champion in the Women’s Division, just as she promised. She has every right to feel the way she does, and she’s not afraid to show it. Sienna would then walk up the steps, before slipping into the ring, walking past the paintings she obviously paid somebody to whip up, with a smirk on her face. Sienna grabs a live microphone from the corner, stepping into the center of the ring.)
Sienna Jade: Ahem… listen… I would reaaaaaally hate to say I told you so, but…
(The crowd would immediately boo, as Sienna chuckles.)
Sienna Jade: Nah who am I kidding; YOU GUYS DOUBTED ME? ME??? Are we forgetting who I am or something? The loser I just faced and beat barely reached my kneecap and you guys expected some triumphant victory, and a Sienna Jade failure? NOT HAPPENING! I’m sure some of you went bankrupt by betting against me, if you weren’t already, and I LOVE IT!
(Sienna would laugh down the microphone, causing the boos to get even louder than they were before. Sienna is having the time of her life with this Championship, even in her first appearance, and the fans absolutely despise it. The mixed reaction she and Harper got at Territorial Invasion is no longer half-and-half, they can now vocalize their disdain for both of those two as individuals, and given Sienna isn’t exactly hiding her personality anymore, it makes it easier for the entire world to hate her; an energy of which she thrives on.)
Sienna Jade: Now that I got that out of the way; I have a LOT I want to say, and you’re all gonna be seated for it. Because quite frankly, I’ve been hearing a lot of “unfair” accusations. I mean, I just got back! How dare I come in and sweep the top prize; and to that I say, are we seeing the same situation? Let’s not act like I didn’t deserve a moment to show I can become Universal Women’s Champion, following that loss at Battle of Egypt that really should not have happened. Each and every individual knows better. I was utterly dissatisfied with how that event went down, because with how great I am in this role, I very easily could’ve won it and smacked Andrea Valentine behind the head like I was Charlie Marr’s barber. Harper Lee wouldn’t have even had the chance to become champion. But, at the end of the day, it didn’t happen. I promised it would, but I left empty handed. It ate me up inside, it truly did, ‘cuz I didn’t just “disappear” because I hated this place. Being at the top is one of the things I loved most, and it killed me knowing I had left with unfinished business.
Sienna Jade: I returned to this place with something to prove, with a bone to pick with the Champion, and with a promise to uphold. I promised that I was going to right my wrongs, make everything all fine and dandy with the world, with this Championship. Lo and behold; here I am. Standing at the peak of the mountain, with the Championship most women would stand for, and each and every one of us can sleep peacefully knowing that all is right with myself as Champion. Y’know, me in a king sized bed, joined by the best looking guy in the world, as you guys lie alone on a stained mattress wishing you could even have a smidge of my fortune; it’s utterly perfect. Because, after all, it has been a long time coming. It truly has. We’ve been waiting for this moment for two whole years. But instead we’ve been forced to deal with frauds like Harper Lee who couldn’t be the best even if they tried. No longer, though. Now, I can further cement my claims as I add to my illustrious list of accomplishments, proving that I am the greatest female Elitist that has ever graced EAW’s soil.
(The entire crowd would let out an even larger boo than before, as Sienna looks directly at the canvas showing her with the Championship. She grins, before once more raising the microphone back up to her lips.)
Sienna Jade: I mean, quite frankly, it’s just perfect. Not just the painting, but this entire situation in general. We finally won’t have to deal with midget mountain being at the top, tooting her horn knowing she’s always going to play second fiddle along with the rest of the roster, and we’ll have a Champion that we can truly be proud of-
(Moments later, Sienna Jade would be cut off by a familiar voice.)
???: Nope! No! Not having it!
(Sienna Jade would groan, as she knows exactly who this is. She lazily tilts her head to the side, practically resting on her shoulder, as she doesn’t care to find out what she wants. The camera pans over to the stage, as Madison Kaline is seen walking down the ramp. Eventually, she slides into the ring, before storming around in a circle.)
Madison Kaline: I can speak for everyone when I say; shut your damn mouth!
(Despite their hatred for one another, the crowd would cheer Madison Kaline’s statement!)
Madison Kaline: I didn’t ASK for approval!
(Nevermind.)
Madison Kaline: To be honest with you, Sienna, I didn’t care to come out here until I heard that outright fallacy escape your lips just a few seconds ago. I mean, I really didn’t have much enthusiasm about this whole lame parade you’re having here, but the second you started talking about being the best Women’s Elitist to ever grace God’s green grass? (Madison tuts.) Nah, I couldn’t let you sit here and say that. Listen, you MIGHT have had a case for being the best Women’s Elitist right now… that’s if I wasn’t on the roster. Because if we’re going to talk about all time? That title absolutely goes to me. I’m a trailblazer, I’m a trend setter. I made it possible for all these girlies parading around thinking they’re good to do exactly that; what the hell have YOU done besides beat an Elitist that wasn’t even on MY level? Now that I’m done prancing around with that said wrestler’s former tag team partner, done playing with the Sierra Bradford’s of the world, I can focus on what truly matters; proving YOU wrong.
Madison Kaline: You may have the Championship around your waist, but at the end of the day, it’s nothing I couldn’t and haven’t done before. And believe me, Sienna, I’m going to do it again. You wanna talk about being dissatisfied? I’ve been dissatisfied for an entire year because of people like YOU getting opportunities that I completely deserved. That Battle of Egypt match you said you COULD’ve won? I SHOULD’ve won it, and if it wasn’t for Amber Keys, I WOULD’ve. But unlike you, I didn’t go to Impact’s couch back in Seattle, I stayed here. And now I’m going to redeem myself, by beating YOU.
(Sienna Jade sighs, before laughing straight at her face.)
Sienna Jade: Man, you really are serious huh? Listen, Maddie; you lost to Andrea, I wouldn’t have, that’s the silver lining here, alright? We both lost at Battle of Egypt, but the thing is, you were GUARANTEED to lose, my loss just… happened. We all know it shouldn’t have, we all know it wouldn’t if the rematch where to come around, so please spare me and shut up.
(Madison groans.)
Madison Kaline: Really, Sienna? What point are you looking to make? If it wasn’t for Cleopatra in the front row grabbing my attention for no reason, it wouldn’t have even come down to that ladder match; I’d be in the Pain For Pride main event regardless!
Sienna Jade: Would you have, though? Like, really? You’re hilarious, Madison, so let’s not kid ourselves here; you’d have lost, you’d have never been in that spot, and you’re certainly not going to be in mine. You’ve been out here losing to the people even HARPER LEE can beat, but you expect me to believe you’re good enough to beat me? Real funny.
(Madison then sighs.)
Madison Kaline: Really, Sienna? That’s the game we’re playing? I mean, I could easily reference the exact same thing Harper told you, that you’re really not on the level you think you are seeing as your top competition as Champion last time was a bunch of losers… buuuut, I think I have a better idea!
(Sienna Jade grins.)
Sienna Jade: That is?-
(‘AFTERLIFE’ CONNECTS! Madison Kaline charges forward and connects with the clothesline from hell to Sienna Jade’s throat, sending her crashing into the mat, alongside the Championship and both of their mics. The crowd erupts, as Madison squats down next to her.)
Madison Kaline: (off-mic) Much better.
(Madison then stands back up, before turning around. She begins to kick over, and smash the plant pots, before punching a hole straight through Sienna Jade and Impact’s painting. She would then turn and grab the next one beside her, lifting it up into the air. Sienna grabs onto her jaw, and slowly stands up…)
Madison Kaline: (off-mic) This is what you’re worth, you nasty little runt.
(BEFORE SMASHING THE CANVAS OVER HER HEAD! Sienna Jade falls to her knees, as Madison Kaline looks down on her. She spits straight at Sienna, before ‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff hits the speakers. Madison soon slides out underneath the bottom rope, before walking up the ramp, as the camera would then linger on the trashed set. Sienna is shown clutching her Championship, lying on the ground, looking at the broken canvases, before the broadcast then fades elsewhere…)
(The final commercial break of the night showcases the Saturday Night Showdown exclusive Free-Per-View: No Regards; with the show happening tomorrow from the Qudos Bank Arena in Sydney, Australia!)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the arena where Stephie Love is seen with a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is your MAIN EVENT!!! And it is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER QUALIFYING MATCH scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as an energetic Bronson Daniels is seen bursting out from the backstage area and toward the stage. He has a smile on his face with his arms spread out wide, the crowd showing their support toward him while he does so. He hypes up the crowd before then looking toward the ring, a determined look beginning to show, before he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… residing in Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 210 pounds… ‘THE CENTERPIECE’… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Trophies’ by Drake is then heard hitting the speakers while Joso being seen making his way out from the backstage area and toward the stage. He immediately has his Interwire Championship in the air while the crowd gives a solid mix of boos and cheers. He has a confident smirk on his face while he looks toward the ring, beginning to proclaim what’s going to happen in this match while slinging his Championship over his shoulder and then beginning to make his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Bronx, New York… weighing in at 206 pounds… he is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ‘THE NEW ERA’… JOSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung, making this main event matchup and our THIRD Extreme Elimination Chamber qualifying match officially underway! Both Bronson and Joso are beginning to make their way out of their respective corners- NEVERMIND! JOSO RUSHES OUT AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO BRONSON’S CHEST! That sends him backward and against the corner, with Joso wasting zero time beginning to unload on him with furious right-hand punches toward the face! He knows the prospect of not only becoming a double Champion by holding both the Interwire Championship and World Heavyweight Championship, but also beating Andre Walker a second time; in order to do so he needs to get past Bronson Daniels tonight, and it looks like he has no problem doing that and is willing to pull off all the stops to get the job done.
Flannery McCoy: But then again, this is Bronson Daniels. He’s the guy that just went up against Andre Walker last week and put on the performance of the night, yet here he is now in the main event once again. He is not someone that is going to be taken down so easily, and knowing him and how unhappy he has to be about coming up short against Andre, he’s going to make sure he reprimands that by reserving his spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match.
Jake Mercer: Meh, he a bit mid.
Flannery McCoy: … Right now, Bronson isn’t looking so hot, with Joso beginning to stomp down on Bronson now while he’s backed against a seated position in the corner! The Interwire Champion is absolutely relentless right now, but that’s stopped with the referee finally stepping in and forcing a clean break between these two Elitists.
Jake Mercer: Joso steps back, and that allows Bronson to grab a hold of the ropes and begin to get himself back up to his feet. BUT JOSO IS LOOKING TO MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESN’T GO ANY FURTHER BY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A LEAPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO HIS HEAD- Only for it not to connect with Bronson managing to move out of the way of that! Joso bounces off of the corner but turns himself around in an attempt to retaliate, ONLY FOR BRONSON TO GO UNDER AND LIFT HIM UP BEFORE SLAMMING HIM DOWN WITH A BRUTAL SNAP POWERSLAM! Joso grabs his back while pushing himself up to a seated position, trying to recover to the best of his ability, but Bronson isn’t going to let him do that as he turns around and runs to the ropes… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK TO KEEP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: This allows Bronson to recover from the sneak attack courtesy of Joso and get himself completely into this match, he does so while also grabbing Joso by the head and beginning to slowly tug him up to his feet. Joso is back up but he’s also fighting back, breaking free of his grasp before going back to sending punches toward Bronson’s head! He tries his best to block and wade off the shots, but Joso’s fire and intensity are proving to be too much for him as the assault pushes him up against the ropes! Bronson is backed up and that gives Joso the opportunity to grab him by the arm and send him to the opposite side using an Irish whip… BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE-
Flannery McCoy: But Bronson manages to duck under that and uses the momentum to rush to the other side again… LEAPING OVER THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD CUTTER PLANTING JOSO DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Joso is down while Bronson turns himself over and hooks the leg to go for an early pin attempt toward the Interwire Champion!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT JOSO KICKS OUT BEFORE THE TWO COUNT! Despite Bronson surely wanting that to be the case, it’s not going to be so easy to keep Joso down here tonight. He pushes himself back up his feet, leaning against the corner and patiently waiting for Joso who is beginning to show some life himself by getting up to his feet. Bronson is right on him though as he pulls him into a front facelock, LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPLEX TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Bronson isn’t done though as he keeps Joso in his grasp, rolling onto his stomach and beginning to get up again, LIFTING JOSO UP FOR A SECOND SUPLEX IN SUCCESSION-
Stew-O: But Joso manages to slip out and land behind Bronson! Bronson turns around sensing danger, but Joso connects with a hard right before turning him around, GRABBING AROUND THE WAIST AND LIFTING HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX- But that doesn’t happen with Bronson connecting a back elbow and managing to slip out of it! Joso is stunned while Bronson turns around, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Bronson then turns around, looking to keep the ball rolling in his favor… LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A HUGE KNEE DROP TO HIS FACE!
Flannery McCoy: But just in time it’s Joso that rolls out of the way and leaves nobody home for Bronson! He rolls further past the ropes though and gets himself right out of the ring and toward ringside, realizing the situation that he’s in and making the smart move of getting as far away from Bronson as he can right now. But if we know Bronson well enough by now we know he’s not exactly going to do that. Joso is grabbing onto the barricade and attempting to muster out the strength to get back up to his feet, BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T SEE IS BRONSON INSIDE THE RING RUSHING FORWARD AND LEAPING THROUGH THE ROPES TO TAKE JOSO DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUICIDE DIVE!
Jake Mercer: Bronson sends Joso backward and pushes him up against the barricade once more with that aerial move, and that must not have felt good for ‘The New Era’ whatsoever. He now grabs him by the head and rolls him back into the ring, not following but instead jumping up onto the apron and beginning to scale up the turnbuckle padding and to the top rope! . Bronson positions himself while he awaits Joso getting back up to his feet, which is what begins to happen with the Interwire Champion slowly pushing himself back up with the strength that he has left. Bronson has him right where he wants him…
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING JOSO RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF BRONSON BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND LAUNCHNG HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! Bronson certainly takes a hard fall, crashing down to the canvas in pain but at the same time is beginning to recover and get back up to his feet. Joso isn’t going to let him get very far though, LAUNCHING OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: Joso manages to shift the odds back in his favor, which is something that he needs to make sure stays true throughout the rest of this match if he wants to find himself as the fourth member into the Chamber. Bronson begins to roll toward the edge of the apron, clutching onto the ropes before using them to get back up to his feet, Joso is running forward though… LOOKING TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT IT’S BRONSON THAT CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO HIS FACE! Bronson then turns around, AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN WHILE JOSO IS STUNNED- BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN JOSO RUSHES FORWARD AND DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: Joso’s counter doesn’t fully execute though with Bronson unfortunately landing on the apron and recovering just in the nick of time. Joso immediately steps forward and swings a punch toward the face of Bronson- But Bronson blocks that and connects with a right of his own as a counter to force him backward! Joso is hurt put continues to push forward, ONLY FOR BRONSON TO STEP UP AND TRY FOR A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI THIS TIME STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE- But he sees it coming and manages to block the leg and push him away just in time! Joso lands one more punch to the face before then grabbing Bronson by the head, and I think he’s going to set him up for something here… PULLING HIM OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTING WITH A HANGMAN’S DDT!
Stew-O: A huge move by Joso there as he once again decisive turns things around, before he then begins to get back up to his feet. Who knows what he could possibly have in mind now, and the question comes down to whether or not Bronson will be ready for whatever that may be. He slowly begins to get back up to his feet, meanwhile Joso is against the corner looking to set up something, what could he have in mind right now? He makes his way over while Bronson gets back up to his feet, kicking him in the abdomen to double him over before pulling him in and bringing him up… GOING FOR A ‘CRIMSON PEAK’ ATTEMPT! BELLY-TO-BACK FACEBUSTER TO DROP BRONSON DANIELS DOWN TO THE MAT AND GET ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO SWING HIMSELF ONTO A SEATED POSITION ON JOSO’S SHOULDERS BEFORE SWINGING AROUND AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN HURRICANRANA COUNTER! Joso sees trouble already with hsi big move averted, and he wastes no time rolling away from Bronson and toward the edge of the apron where he could recover easier. Bronson just isn’t going to let him escape though, as he gets right back up to his feet and finds his target before running forward, LOOKING TO KNOCK HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE-
Jake Mercer: BUT THAT’S AVOIDED WITH JOSO ROLLING OUT OF THE RING COMPLETELY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME BEFORE GRABBING BRONSON AND YANKING HIM OUT OF THE RING ALONG WITH HIM! Bronson crashes down to the mat in pain while Joso brings him up to his feet quickly, BEFORE THROWING HIM AGAINST THE BARRICADE WITH AUTHORITY! Bronson crumbles down to the ground and just when he think he has something going it’s Joso that wastes no time shutting him back down. Rightfully so, who does he think he is trying to go up against a stud like Joso huh???
Stew-O: Well, alright then. Joso grabs a hold of the head of Bronson and brings him back up to his feet, but Bronson plants himself onto a kneeling position before beginning to slam elbow shots toward the abdomen of the Interwire Champion! His attack is stopped momentarily, with Joso struggling to fight back and Bronson showing some fight himself, but Joso manages to finally break through and connect with a hard knee to his gut in return! Joso then sets him up, BEFORE LOOKING TO THROW BRONSON INTO THE STEEL STEPS- BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND SEND JOSO INTO THE STEPS HIMSELF SHOULDER FIRST! WHAT A COUNTER BY THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THAT SITUATION!
Flannery McCoy: Joso is clutching that shoulder in pain while Bronson grabs a hold of him and throws him back into the ring, rolling back inside learning his mistakes from earlier. He makes his way over, BUT JOSO IS BACK UP AS HE USES THE LAST OF HIS STRENGTH TO GO FOR A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF BRONSON- But Bronson manages to grab a hold of that foot just in time! He positions himself, BEFORE DROPPING JOSO INTO A DRAGON SCREW! Bronson then falls backward and leans himself against the ropes, taking a moment to catch his breath while Joso is getting back up to his feet the best he can. Joso is back up as he turns around… BRONSON GOING FOR THE ‘BATMAN PUNCH’! HIS VERSION OF THE SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE FACE OF JOSO!
Jake Mercer: BUT JOSO DUCKS UNDER THAT AND AVOIDS IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! Bronson stumbles forward missing the punch but he quickly turns around, BUT JOSO POPS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND CATCHES HIM WITH ‘INCOMING SILENCE’! THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB DRIVES BRONSON INTO THE GROUND WHILE JOSO HOLDS THE MOVE AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE ABLE TO GET HIM THE VICTORY TONIGHT IN OUR MAIN EVENT?! I SURE HOPE SO!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O CLOSE CALL! BUT NOT YET! BRONSON KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME AND JOSO DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY ABOUT IT! Joso wants this match over with and he wants it over with now, but right now it’s apparent that Bronson has other plans. Joso reaches out and grabs the ropes, despite the match going in his favor right now you can tell just as well as anyone that he’s also just as fatigued as Bronson is right now. He makes his way over and grabs Bronson before bringing up to his feet, grabbing him by the arm and sending him toward the corner with an Irish whip! Bronson is backed up trying to catch his breath while Joso gets that running start that he needs and rushes forward… ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SWITFT BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING COURTESY OF BRONSON DANIELS! That leaves the Interwire Champion reeling now while Bronson turns and takes a risk jumping up onto the middle turnbuckle pad. Joso though wants to make sure whatever Bronson does doesn’t happen, but he has zero problem kicking him in the face though! Bronson connects with that and makes sure that Joso doesn’t break away as he pulls him in, and I think we have a pretty clear idea what he has in mind right now… AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND DRIVES JOSO DOWN WITH A QUICK AND EASY TORNADO DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Big move by Bronson as he pushes himself back up to his feet, meanwhile Joso is clutching at his head and trying toi push through all the pain that he’s already gone through in this match in hopes of continuing. Joso is up, WHILE BRONSON GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD- But Joso ducks under that and runs the ropes… AND BRONSON TURNS AROUND INTO JOSO LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A HURRICANRANA! Joso gets right back up to his feet while Bronson is grounded on the ground, STEPPING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR BEFORE CRUSHING BRONSON UNDERNEATH HIM WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Jake Mercer: That is sure to keep Bronson Daniels on the ground for a good moment, with Joso breaking away from him and looking toward one of the corners now. He’s looking to go high risk as he leaves through the ropes and begins to scale up the turnbuckles, meanwhile Bronson is still hurt and trying to fight through the pain in hopes of getting out of whatever in the world Joso is going to do right now. Bronson is splayed out while Joso balances himself on the top rope… TURNING AROUND AND LEAPING OFF INTO A MOONSAULT ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME LEAVING JOSO TO CRASH AND BURN ON THE CANVAS! Joso clutches at the abdomen while sputtering for air, I don’t think he really expected Bronson to find a way out of that but lo and behold he did. He turns around… ONLY FOR BRONSON TO MEET HIM WITH ‘CHROME HEART TAGS’! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE BY BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE HE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE PIN ON JOSO! WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: NO! NOT YET! IF BRONSON EXPECTED A VICTORY RIGHT THERE HE IS NOT GOING TO GET ONE AS JOSO KICKS OUT! Bronson looks absolutely tired right now, more so than annoyed that Joso is showing persistence right now. He begins to get back up to his feet, taking a moment to compose himself and catch his breath before then makinjg his way over and grabbing Joso by the head to pull himself up to his feet. Joso shoves away with the last of his might though trying to push through all of this! Bronson is taken aback by this but immediately sends a forearm strike to his face to follow up! Joso takes it while stumbling back, but in doing so steps forward and sends one of his own straight to the face of Bronson! And now the two of them are engaging just absolutely teeing away on one another right now! Bronson! Joso! Bronson! Joso! Bronson! Joso! Bronson! Joso! Bronson! Joso!
Jake Mercer: But Bronson like the slithering snake he is manages to get the better of him as in an instant he begins to fire away with forearms like a shot of adrenaline went right through him! Joso is trying his best to block all of them but right now he’s struggling to do so while Bronson then grabs him by the arn and sends him toward the ropes… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST- BUT JOSO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! Bronson lands on his stomach but tries to get back up to his feet, ONLY FOR JOSO TO ATTEMPT A KICK TO THE GUT OF BRONSON WHILE HE’S ON ALL-FOURS- But Bronson rolls out of the way of that and lands on his back, WHILE JOSO GOES FOR A KNEE DROP THIS TIME TO HIS FACE IN HOPES OF TAKING HIM DOWN-
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT ONE AS WELL! He gets back up to his feet while Joso steps forward and throws a punch- But Bronson blocks that and sends one toward him instead! After countering that he turns around and runs toward the ropes, BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET FAR IT’S JOSO THAT GRABS HIS TIGHTS AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT BRONSON FLIPS OVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! He tries again as he runs toward the ropes and back again… GOING FOR A FLOAT-OVER DDT- But Joso instead manages to push him up against the ropes before that can happen! Joso breaks the hold while Bronson runs forward, GOING FOR A FOREARM SMASH- But Joso ducks under that, MEETING BRONSON WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN WHICH SENDS HIM DOWNWARD AND INTO A SEATED POSITION!
Flannery McCoy: Joso then turns around and runs toward the ropes and back… GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK TO HIS CHEST- BUT BRONSON ROLLS BACKWARD TO GET OUT OF THE WAY WHILE JOSO MEETS NOTHING BUT AIR IN HIS ASSAULT! Joso focuses his sights on Bronson, ONLY TO BE MET BY A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW BY HIM! He spins around while Bronson grabs him and winds him up, LOOKING TO UNWIND HIM WITH A BRUTAL RIPCORD LARIAT- WHICH JOSO DUCKS UNDER! Joso keeps a hold of the arm though, INSTEAD LOOKING TO PULL HIM IN AND CONNECT WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO HIS FACE! Bronson is hurt but Joso keeps him up by still grabbing a hold of his wrist, PULLING HIM IN ONE MORE TIME THIS TIME TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG!
Jake Mercer: As foretold with the persistence of these two Elitists at this point in the match, Bronson is of course going to get up to his feet quickly, and who knows what he’s going to find himself falling into at the hands of the Interwire Champion? He stumbles up and turns around, what could Joso have in mind here…?
Stew-O: OF COURSE! JOSO KICKS HIM AND DOUBLES HIM OVER BEFORE GOING FOR A ‘HEAVEN’S GATE’! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF FOR GOOD AND STAMP A TICKET TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION FOR HIMSELF!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRONSON SLIPS OUT OF THAT MOVE JUST IN TIME AND COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS JOSO CRASHING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! LOOK AT THAT UNSAFE WORKER! HE JUST TOOK THE REFEREE DOWN AS WELL!
Stew-O: The referee is down on the ground, meanwhile, Joso immediately knows the situation that he’s in and tries to roll out of the ring, but Bronson grabs a hold of his arm and drags him back toward him and up to his feet, only for Joso to meet him with a forearm strike to the face! Joso then turns around and runs toward the ropes… LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A KNEE STRIKE- BUT BRONSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT!
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE HE GRABS JOSO AND CONNECTS WITH ‘SAVAGE MODE’! ‘SAVAGE MODE’ CONNECTS! LIFTING UNDERHOOK GUTBUSTER DROPS ‘THE NEW ERA’ DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(Bronson, for a second, tries to go for the pin, but he realizes that the referee is still unconscious, and unfortunately rolled out of the ring as well, unable to make the count. He quickly rolls out of the ring and tries to wake up the referee, but meanwhile, Joso is seen beginning to show some signs of life despite that.)
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! NO! NO! OFF THE TOP ROPE! WHAT THE HELL IS SIERRA BRADFORD DOING HERE! SHE CONNECTS WITH A PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT TO KEEP JOSO DOWN ON THE MAT!
Stew-O: SIERRA THEN BRINGS JOSO BACK UP… ONLY FOR MEI SASAKI TO SLIDE INTO THE RING AND CONNECT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO TAKE JOSO DOWN! ‘DISINTEGRATION’ CONNECTS WHILE SIERRA PUSHES JOSO AWAY AND FOLLOWS UP WITH ‘PRIMA DONNA’! DISCUS BIG BOOT THIS TIME! WHAT THE HELL ARE THE TWO OF THEM DOING IN THE MAIN EVENT!
(Bronson is still on the outside, helping the referee up to their feet while the two of them have zero clue what just happened. Sierra and Mei retreat out of the ring and dip under and out of sight while Bronson rolls into the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON WASTES NO TIME ROLLING JOSO ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! NOT THIS WAY! NOT THIS WAY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Runnin’ begins to blast through the speakers once again while Bronson Daniels pushes himself up to a seated position before grabbing a hold of the ropes and getting up to his feet. He has a smirk on his face knowing what he has just accomplished tonight while the referee makes his way over and raises his hand high into the air signaling his ceremonious victory. But on the other hand, the crowd is giving a sour reaction toward how it went down, while Sierra and Mei dust their hands and begin to make their way around the ring. Bronson points around before then beginning to make his way up to the top rope, spreading his arms out while the crowd can’t help but cheer loudly for him here tonight.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!!!!!!! WHY DARN IT! WHY!!!!
Stew-O: Well, I don’t know what happened… but it doesn’t take away from the fact that it seems like we have our fourth inclusion into the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and though it would’ve been interesting to see what would’ve happened with the Interwire Champion in the picture, of course some outside interference stopped that tonight with Bronson Daniels finds himself having a rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship after the disappointing outcome that happened last week at Justified Reckoning. That only makes the landscape for the Extreme Elimination Chamber match all the more stacked.
Flannery McCoy: So far we of course have the World Heavyweight Champion Andre Walker, Joso, Jay Jerry Johnson, Limmy Monaghan, and now Bronson Daniels and we still have only ONE more person to find himself in the mix. Road To Redemption is shaping up to be a big one and personally I just can’t wait to see what it has in store for us. But right now, that’s all the time we have for tonight folks, as per I’m Flannery McCoy, and on behalf of my broadcast partners of Stew-O and Jake Mercer, we thank you for watching Dynasty tonight and hope to see you next week!
(Bronson rolls out of the ring and raises his arms into the air one more time, making a simple Championship gesture, before then turning around… to meet Mei and Sierra. Sierra mouths “You’re welcome” to Bronson which takes him a few moments to connect, realizing that the two of them helped him win. Bronson, evidently, is unhappy about that, but despite that he realizes there is nothing he can do about it. He shrugs his shoulders before beginning to take his leave. Meanwhile, Joso is seen leaning against the corner with the Interwire Championship clutched close to him, with a face of pure anger as he looks on. The last shot seen is Bronson disappearing through the backstage area while Friday Night Dynasty fades to complete black from there.)
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