(EAW intro plays.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opens up to show the outside of the Estadio de Béisbol Beto Ávila, the venue where the show is taking place tonight. Various talents are seen exiting their transportation and beginning to make their way inside, preparing for what’s going to be a thrilling show from the Dynasty brand once more. But something seems off, especially when a noise is heard growing with time. The camera then begins to pan over to show a truck in view, driving full speed ahead towards the parking area, where it comes to a screeching stop right in front of the entrance. There’s two members of the security team guarding the door, checking everyone that enters, and even they look confused as the door to the driver’s seat is kicked wide open.)
???: Where is he… WHERE IS HE?!
Security #1: :krabs:!!!
Security #2: Calm down, I doubt it’s that bad-
(Before they can even see who the person is, one of the guards gets grabbed by the collar and lifted into the air. From there, the camera manages to get a view of who the person is as it causes the crowd to absolutely burst into cheers.)
Scott Diamond: Andre Walker. Where. Is. He.
Security #2: I-I-I DON’T KNOW! So many pe-people come in each day that I-I couldn’t tell you! Please have mer-mercy!
Security #1: I can vouch! I don’t know if he’s in the arena or not!
(Scott looks towards the other guard before looking towards the one that he has by his collar. A scowl begins to show on his face, clearly the answers he wanted weren’t given to him, because Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman are absolutely nowhere to be seen. That’s something that makes the EAW Hall of Famer really unhappy.)
Scott Diamond: You’re going to let me into the arena, and if I see him… I’ll make sure that the two of you are just as much of a dead man as he’ll be once I’m through with him.
Security #2: Whatever you wa-want dud-dude! Just p-p-please le-let me go!
(Scott takes a deep breath, closing his eyes and composing himself, before dropping him and bringing him back down to the ground. The guard cowers away and steps back along with the other one, giving Scott some space before he grabs either of them and second guesses his decision. But the security guards at the front door are the least of his concerns, especially compared to what he thinks is on the inside… and that’s Andre Walker. The combined efforts of Albert Hitchman tricking him and Andre luring him right into an attack has pissed him off more than anything else, and he’s out for blood and is going to make sure that either one of them pay for what they’ve done. Scott looks at the two of them, before pushing through and kicking open the entrance to the arena. From there, Scott enters in as the crowd cheers even louder. It’s then that the camera begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(The show then goes over to show rapidly edited footage of the previous week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty. We see images of Lisa Wren, Alex Myers, Jon Kelton, and Sheridan Muller as they end up victorious in their respective matches. We also get footage of an incredible battle that went back and forth between Chris Elite and David Davidson that showed just how good both of these elitists are. Unfortunately, this match ended in a no contest. The Golden Guns decided to make a statement and interfered in this battle leading to a three team brawl between The High Rollerz, The Haircare Kings, and The Golden Guns. We also get footage of the main event match between World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson taking on Xander Payne and Terry Chambers. A match that showcased the power of Terry and intelligence of Xander as they defeat Viz and SOSA thanks in part to the distraction Cage provided with his behavior prior to the match that left Viz thrown off.)
(The recap ends and the show officially begins. Estadio de Béisbol Beto Ávila in Cancún, Mexico is the location this week. The building begins to shake with excitement as the Mexican fans inside the building are filling up the sold out show. Pyro immediately begins blasting all over the building as ‘P.A.T.’ by Denzel Curry begins to pump out the public announcement speakers. We get fan shots from inside of the building where we can see fans rocking various elitist inspired apparel. We see a “Kelton Kinda Kool” sweatshirt on one man and a “LOSO DON’T MISS” baseball henley style shirt on a young lady cheering in the crowd. We see a few other signs as well until finally we reach our way towards the announcers desk as we see Stew-O and his partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer waiting to speak)
Stew-O: Friday Night Dynasty is live and once again here in beautiful Mexico as this tour continues! A huge show is planned tonight with some jam-packed match ups on the way as well. I am Stew-O and besides me is…you sure you want me to call you this?
Jake Mercer: Please, read the card.
Stew-O: Besides me is “The Neckbeard Whisperer”…Jake Mercer.
Jake Mercer: https://tenor.com/GPn8.gif
Stew-O: Also by my side is the queen of this side of the ring…Flannery McCoy!
Flannery McCoy: Thank you for that intro Stew and sorry for Jake’s foolishness as always.
Jake Mercer: Hey, I have a loyal following of fellow Smart Marks who hang on my every word.
Flannery McCoy: I wish you’d just hang…yourself.
Stew-O: Ok, ok…let’s play nice and keep the attitudes, aggression, and death threats to the professionals. Speaking of professionals, we have a few here tonight guaranteed to perform in some EAW professional matches.
Flannery McCoy: Indeed! We have some New Era Classic matches including JOSO vs Danny Tanner and ARIA taking on Pandora Paisley. Also, we have a ladder match preview between Astraea Jordan and Madison Kaline later on that has everyone’s ears perked up.
Jake Mercer: The main event tonight has everyone’s attention! SOSA Henderson taking on Dr Bethany Blue is just what we need to get this Mexican tour turnt! YES SIR!! IT’s-
(“Back II Life” by Soul II Soul begins blasting as the fans go nuts until…they only see Dr. Angelo D’angelo appeared backstage. Wearing a VPLA Sweatsuit and a kufi, Dr. Angelo smirks as he walks down the ramp to the ring.)
Stew-O: Looks like we aren’t getting the World Heavyweight Champion rather…his confidant, his assistant, the headmaster of The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy…Dr. Angelo D’Angelo!
Jake Mercer: The Kente Cloth Crusader is on his way to the ring to deliver a healthy dose of AADOS truth to these white devils!
Flannery McCoy: We are in Mexico, this is a clearly predominately latin crowd you moron.
Jake Mercer: Man…I’m just…nevermind.
(Angelo enters the ring with a smug smile on his face, grabs a microphone, and waits for the music to fade away.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Last week was very disappointing to say the least. Things didn’t go as expected. Shit went left. The plans were mucked up and the cause of it goes back to the very same cause to all the evil in the world; The White Man. Specifically, one white man. Cuban Zirconia Cage. Y’all might refer to him as “Diamond” but ain’t nothing shiny or valuable about Mr. Cage to me. The only time he’s looked shiny or valuable was last week when that CRACKA BROKE INTO THE VISUAL PROPHET’S HOME AND VANDALIZED HIS ESTATE! That poor, white, trash ass serpent stomped on Viz’s awards, he left broken glass everywhere, and he turned valuable and priceless items that belonged to the World Heavyweight Champion into scraps and dust. Cage went all the way to Engadine, Michigan just for the explicit purpose of fucking things up and he did just that.
(Angelo shakes his head furiously before continuing.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Black Jesus gives me strength. Look, words can’t even describe how disrespectful and distasteful this was, especially coming from someone like Cage, who is a white man if you did not know. More specifically, a white man who seems more deadset than anyone to bring a successful black man down. It makes Cage an enemy of the people and he does not deserve to be applauded for that. No, no, no he does not. He deserves to be reprimanded as the villain that he is and delivered to justice like he deserves. He deserves a punishment befitting the crime. Cage must be stopped. I’m super serious when I say this. Because God knows what he’s going to do next, and I know that it’ll be similar to what he just did a week ago. His White Angst Anguish directly cost the champ his main event match last week. Cage’s behavior directly affected Viz’s main event tag match with SOSA in which led to Terry Chambers and Xander Payne being victorious. That is disgusting. Viz knows better than anyone just how deranged crack addicted Anglo Saxon cockroaches like Cage behave when th-
(“Smells like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana blasts as all inside the building rise. Out walks Cage with his street clothes on as he looks amused by Angelo’s speech. Cage rubs his knuckles against his jaw and begins walking quickly to the ring.)
Stew-O: Looks like Angelo poked the bear.
Jake Mercer: An extremely dangerous, hardcore specialist bear!
(Cage enters the ring and grabs a microphone of his own as his music fades out.)
Cage: This is comical.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: There isn’t anything funny about what you did, White Devil!
Cage: Oh yeah? I disagree. What I did was funny but what you are doing right now is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. The fact that the mighty World Heavyweight Champion sent his personal butler out here to explain how upset he was last week over me fucking with his trinkets, trophies, and end of year awards. The Champ couldn’t do it himself, huh? This is why your speaking is amusing. I can’t take a guy like you seriously.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: A guy like me? You mean A BLACK MAN!?
Cage: No…it’s because you are a clown. A joke. A caricature. A gimmick. A spoof. A parody. A fucking actor. You are a stand in for Viz and his over the top race baiting bullshit. Speaking of him, where is the champion at? I’m kinda annoyed about the fact that I’m the one that called out Viz for not showing two weeks back, then he pulls some shit off and he doesn’t want to show again? Your guy is terrified of me? What sense does that make, huh?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Ain’t nobody afraid of you, snow roach! Viz is a busy man, ok? There is no denying that, and that you need to understand that Viz is more than a wrestler, Viz is an influential and historical figure and with that his calendar is always booked, even if it isn’t for Dynasty. We run a school, recording Netflix specials, and touring the world while you break into houses you can’t afford to deface awards you will never win.
Cage: I’ve won plenty of awards but the only thing I want is his World Championship.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You not getting SHIT!
Cage: Who are you raising your voice to?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You! You Caucus Kiss Ass mother-!!!!
Stew-O: CAGE INSTANTLY SNATCHES UP DR. ANGELO BY THE COLLAR AND NOW ANGELO IS DEFENSELESS! CAGE IS SHAKING HIS HEAD AS HE IS NOW CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE ASSISTANT TO…WAIT!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ! VIZ JUST APPEARED FROM THE CROWD! VIZ RUSHES THE RING AS CAGE TURNS TO SEE THE CHAMP! VIZ HAS HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS CLUTCHES AS CAGE THROWS ANGELO TO THE GROUND AND TURNS TO SEE VIZ!
Jake Mercer: CAGE IS DARING VIZ TO USE THAT BELT TO ATTACK HIM! VIZ STANDS THERE MOUTHING WORDS OF CLEARLY THE CURSING VARIETY AS CAGE DARES HIM TO SWING! VIZ HESITATES AS…LOOK!
Stew-O: LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW BY DR. ANGELO D’ANGELO FROM BEHIND AS CAGE BENDS FORWARD! VIZ FINALLY RUSHES IN AND CRAAAAAACKS CAGE IN THE HEAD WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! CAGE FLIES BACKWARDS AND IS OUT COLD ON THE CANVAS AS ANGELO RISES OFF THE GROUND GASPING FOR AIR! THE CHAMPION IS IN THE BUILDING AND HE’S STANDING TALL OVER HIS CHALLENGER AS HE RAISES HIS BELT HIGH!
Flannery McCoy: Jesus, Grand Rampage can’t come soon enough! This match is going to be a big one!
(The scene fades out with The Visual Prophet standing tall, his belt high in the air, and Cage out cold on his back.)
(A commercial is shown for the tri-branded Grand Rampage Free-Per-View.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS D BLOCK’S NEW ERA CUP MATCH SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Destiny’ by Saori Yoshida begins to play across the Estadio de Béisbol Beto Ávila in Cancún, Mexico as the confident ARIA makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM CHANDLER, ARIZONA!.. WEIGHING IN 127 POUNDS… SHE’S ‘THE SACRED DETECTIVE’!!!!!… ARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Omg, yes! :blessed: The Sacred Detective of Showdown! The Future of EAW’s Women Division is here on Dynasty tonight! I can’t wait to see what she brings to the match tonight against Pandora Paisley. ARIA has been doing great in the New Era Cup so far. She has five points so far behind Joso, who has six points. Would she be able to claim some tonight against Pandora?
Stew-O: I have no idea, but I can tell that this is a good matchup. These two women have also been doing fantastic. ARIA was also one of those girls that I’m sure could be the winner of the New Era Cup this year. I know some people in this tournament have a chance like that too. But right now, ARIA looks really close to being the one who will take that trophy back home at Grand Rampage.
Flannery McCoy: I’m pleased that ARIA is getting more successful every day. I’m excited for what she will show us here tonight.
(Once ARIA enters the ring, Her theme music is replaced with ‘Just Stop’ by Disturbed as Pandora Paisley comes out in a bitchy mood as she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT… FROM BLACKPOOL, ENGLAND… WEIGHING IN 9 STONES.. SHE’S ‘THE HELLCAT’!!!!… PANDORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAISLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Here comes the Rogue’s Gallery’s favorite girl! Pandora surprisingly lost her second round match against Joso, but tonight, she’s here redeeming herself against ARIA. I am low-key wondering why the Rogue’s Gallery made a partnership with Ronan Malosi?
Stew-O: Maybe they feel bad for Ronan Malosi after miserably losing to Kass at Del Dia Diablo, so they adopted him to the team. That’s my thought.
Flannery McCoy: Maybe let’s not just talk about Ronan Malosi because, look, Pandora lost to Joso. That’s a good thing for Joso but not for her, so tonight, she’s here to get what will help her get to the top of this tournament. If any of you don’t know, these two have built up their tensions before this match-up. I can’t wait to see what these two will put together in this match!
( DING DING DING!!!!!!! )
Jake Mercer: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Aria versus Pandora Paisley has just begun! Aria stepped away from the corner, but she stepped, Unlike Pandora. PANDORA RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER, ACROSS THE RING, AND MEETS ARIA WITH A QUICK SPINNING HEEL KICK! ARIA GOT SENT BACK TO THE CORNER, AND PANDORA QUICKLY BROUGHT HERSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET. PANDORA GOES TO THE CORNER AND STOMPS A MUDHOLE IN ARIA REPEATEDLY! THIS IS NOT A GOOD START FOR ARIA!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE ATTEMPTS TO GET PANDORA AWAY FROM ARIA, BUT CAN’T WORK UNTIL THE REFEREE IS ABOUT TO COUNT! PANDORA STOPS HER ACTION AND THROWS ARIA OUT OF THE CORNER WITH AN ARM DRAG! ARIA’S BACK CRASHES DOWN TO THE MAT. SHE AUTOMATICALLY GETS SEATED BEFORE PANDORA RUNS FROM BEHIND AND CONNECTS ARIA TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH A STANDING DROPKICK! ARIA FALLS TO THE MAT AND YELLS IN PAIN, BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE PANDORA WANTS TO STOP HER ACTION AGAINST ARIA. INSTEAD, PANDORA PROCEEDS TO SEIZE ARIA BACK TO BOTH FEET AND SENDS HER TO THE ROPES. ARIA USES HER ARMS AND HALTS HERSELF TO THE TOP ROPE. PANDORA LOOKS UP TO ARIA AND RACES UP TO ARIA FOR A CLOTHESLINE. ARIA DUCKS UNDER HER ARM OFF THE TOP ROPE AND STRIKES PANDORA QUICKLY FROM BEHIND WITH A BACKSTABBER!!!
Flannery McCoy: PANDORA CAN FEEL THE PAIN THAT CAME FROM THAT BACKSTABBER WHICH MADE HER ROLL UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE FLOOR AT THE RINGSIDE AREA. PANDORA PUSHES THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE TO BRING HERSELF BACK TO THIS MATCH, BUT SHE DOESN’T PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO ARIA! ARIA RUNS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES PANDORA OUT WITH A TOPE CON HILO! WHAT A GREAT COMEBACK BY ARIA SO FAR; IT GIVES PANDORA A HARD TIME TO SECURE THE POINT FROM THIS MATCH! ARIA BRINGS HERSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET. SHE PULLS PANDORA BACK USING HER HAIR AND THROWS HER BACK INTO THE RING. Aria hops to the apron and waits patiently for pandora to come back upon both of her feet-
Jake Mercer: ARIA JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOVE, BUT PANDORA RUSHES DOWN TO HER LEG AND CUTS IT OFF USING HER ARM! ARIA TRIPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS THE BACK OF HER NECK DOWN ON THE APRON! JEEZ, THAT’S NOT A GOOD SPOT FOR ARIA TO TAKE! THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR ARIA. ARIA HOLDS THE BACK OF HER NECK AND TRIES TO BRING HERSELF BACK TO THIS MATCH BY PULLING THE SECOND ROPE, BUT PANDORA COMES FOR ARIA’S LEG AGAIN, AND PANDORA WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP ON ARIA, WHO IS STANDING AT THE APRON!!!!
Stew-O: Aria’s leg was hurt by Pandora’s Dragon Screw Leg Whip, and she won’t be able to move anytime soon. PANDORA GOES BEHIND ARIA’S TOP ROPE WHILE SHE IS HURT ON THE APRON. ARIA IS ON BOTH KNEES AND WOULDN’T NOTICE THAT THE DANGER IS COMING BEHIND HER. PANDORA THROWS ARIA’S ARM OVER HER SHOULDER AND LIFTS HER FOR AN APRON BACK SUPLEX!-
Jake Mercer: Very close one for Pandora to make her move, but Aria noticed it when she got lifted in the air. ARIA QUICKLY SEIZES THE ROPE WITH HER RIGHT HAND AND BRINGS HERSELF INSIDE THE RING! PANDORA DOES NOT SEE THAT COMING AND TURNS HER ATTENTION TO ARIA. PANDORA THROWS A PUNCH AT ARIA BUT ARIA DUCKS UNDER AND ROCKS HER CHIN WITH A SUPERKICK! PANDORA DROPS TO THE APRON BY ARIA’S SUPERKICK! ARIA ISN’T DONE YET, PANDORA HOLDS THE SECOND ROPE AND TRIES TO BRING HERSELF BACK TO BOTH FEET, BUT ARIA COMES FROM THE SIDE AND SENDS HER DOWN OFF THE APRON, DOWN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK, BUT THIS TIME, IT CONNECTED TO THE SIDE OF PANDORA’S HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: PANDORA IS DOWN AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND SLOWLY RECOVERS BACK TO HER FEET, BUT ARIA DOES NOT WANT TO WASTE ANY TIME SECURING SOME POINTS BACK HOME TONIGHT!!! ARIA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND RUNS UNDER THE TOP ROPE TO SPIKE PANDORA WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!-
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE! PANDORA CAUGHT ARIA! PANDORA POPS ARIA UP TO HER SHOULDERS, AND SAMOAN DROPS TO ARIA BY PANDORA DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE THE RING! WHAT A TURN OF THE TABLE BY HELLCAT’S STRATEGY!!!
Jake Mercer: After countering Aria at the ringside, Pandora begins to rise back upon both of her feet and rolls herself around inside the ring while Aria is still down and grunts out of the pain she just took from that massive Samoan drop. But it doesn’t matter if you’re hurt or not, and The referee will still do his job as he starts to count on Aria! If Aria couldn’t bring herself back inside the ring in time, she would lose this match! Come on, Aria! Let’s do this for all your friends!
Referee (Off-Mic): One! Two! Three! Four!
Flannery McCoy: Aria uses the edge of the apron to pull herself back to this match while Pandora is lying down on the mat and looks down at poor Aria, who is still outside of the ring and tries to help herself to get back into this match in time. Still, the referee has no choice, and he needs to count on her for the fairness of this match!
Referee (Off-Mic): Five! Six! Seven! Eight!-
Stew-O: ARIA GETS HERSELF BACK INSIDE THE RING BEFORE NINE AS SHE ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO ENTER THE RING. PANDORA QUICKLY PULLS ARIA BACK TO BOTH FEET ONCE SHE GETS BACK INSIDE THE CIRCLE AND SETS HER FOR AN OCTOPUS STRETCH. ARIA WAS VERY CLOSE TO GETTING LOCKED BY THE MOVE, BUT ARIA STARTED TO FIGHT BACK AT PANDORA BY NAILING HER WITH A FEW SHOTS OF THE BACK ELBOW! ONCE PANDORA LETS HER OFF GO, ARIA ROLLS UNDER PANDORA’S LEGS FROM THE FRONT, CAPTURES HER FROM BEHIND, AND LOOKS FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT PANDORA PAYS ARIA BACK WITH A STIFF BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO HER NOSE! ARIA PUSHES PANDORA AWAY FROM HER AND HOLDS HER NOSE-
Jake Mercer: ARIA IS HOLDING HER NOSE AND MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH PANDORA, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE CAN’T USE HER LEGS! ARIA HOLDS HER NOSE THAT JUST TOOK A STIFF BACK ELBOW FROM PANDORA AND HITS A HOOK KICK TO THE SIDE OF PANDORA’S HEAD! PANDORA FALLS TO BOTH KNEES. ARIA REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPE AND CONNECTS THE BACK OF PANDORA’S HEAD WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! PANDORA IS DOWN; ARIA DROPS DOWN FOR A PIN!
OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
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TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!
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Flannery McCoy: Pandora Paisley kicks out! Pandora is yet to give up in this match against Aria! After escaping the pinfall, Aria rolls away from Pandora down to the corner. Aria saw that her knee would make a great offense against Pandora, which would lead her to the victory, as we could tell from the smile on her face. ARIA SLOWLY PULLS THE RIGHT KNEE PAD DOWN TO HER SHIN AND CHARGES THAT KNEE AS SHE LOOKS TO FINISH THIS OFF WITH WHAT SHE CALLED ‘J4A (JUSTICE FOR ALL)’. PANDORA, WHO IS NOT IN HER BEST FORM, TURNS HER BACK AROUND TO ARIA. ARIA CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND KNOCKS HER OUT WITH HER FINISHER-
Jake Mercer: PANDORA JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND CATCHES ARIA WITH A HURRICANRANA IN A MID-RUN!! ARIA FLIES OFF AND SLIDES HER FACE DOWN TO THE MAT INSTEAD OF ENDING THIS MATCH WITH HER FINISHER!! ANOTHER NICE COUNTER BY PANDORA PAISLEY!!
Stew-O: ARIA JUST TRIPPED DOWN TO THE MAT AND TRIED TO GET BACK TO BOTH FEET. PANDORA QUICKLY RISES BACK AND GOES BEHIND ARIA’S BACK. PANDORA GRABS BOTH OF ARIA’S ARMS BY THOSE WRISTS, QUICKLY PLACES HER FOOT ON THE MIDDLE OF ARIA’S BACK AND PLANTS HER FACE WITH THE SIGNATURE THAT SHE NAMED ‘FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION’ !!!! ARIA IS DOWN. PANDORA HOOKS HER RIGHT LEG AND GOES FOR A PIN ON ARIA! WOULD THIS BE IT FOR THE HELLCAT TONIGHT????
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Flannery McCoy: WHAT WHAT??? ARIA KICKS OUT!! SHE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!! SHE’S STILL ALIVE!!! HOW WAS SHE KICKED OUT OF THAT?????? PANDORA IS PISSED!!!!
Jake Mercer: Look at the Hellcat’s face right now. We can tell that she’s very unhappy about what just happened to Aria. She could not believe it. Pandora tries to ask the referee if there is anything but that doesn’t help her case. Kick out means kick out. PANDORA WALKS BACK TO PULL ARIA BACK TO BOTH FEET AND DOESN’T GIVE HER TIME TO RECOVER. PANDORA SLAMS THE BACK OF ARIA’S HEAD BACK DOWN TO THE MAT, BUT THAT’S NOT IT; SHE DOES IT REPEATEDLY! OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
Stew-O: PANDORA IS NOT IN A GOOD MOOD AT ALL. PANDORA PUTS ARIA IN A HEADLOCK POSITION AND STARTS TO RAIN DOWN PUNCHES ON ARIA! ARIA CRIES WHILE THOSE PUNCHES KEEP COMING AT HER FACE. THE REFEREE CAN’T KEEP THIS GOING FOR TOO LONG AND CONVINCES PANDORA TO LET ARIA GO AND CALM HER DOWN.
Flannery McCoy: PANDORA SLAMS THE BACK OF ARIA’S HEAD DOWN TO THE MAT FOR ONE LAST TIME AND ROLLS AWAY FROM HER DOWN TO THE CORNER. PANDORA YELLS AT ARIA, WHO TRIES TO BRING HERSELF BACK INTO THIS MATCH EVEN THOUGH SHE’S IN THE MOST UNCOMPROMISING POSITION RIGHT NOW-
Pandora Paisley (Off-Mic): GET UP, SUNSHINE!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!
Jake Mercer: ARIA GRABS THE SECOND ROPE TO USE IT TO HELP HER GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH. PANDORA CHARGES HER BOOT AND LOOKS TO CRASH HER SIZE TEN BOOT RIGHT ACROSS ARIA’S FACE WITH A MAFIA KICK IN A VERSION OF HERSELF THAT SHE CALLED ‘PANDORA’S BOX’ !!!-
Stew-O: BUT ARIA DUCKS UNDER HER BOOT!! PANDORA’S LEG HIT THE ROPE, NOT ARIA’S HEAD!! PANDORA GETS HER LEG OFF THE ROPE AND HOLDS IT DOWN, BUT ARIA IMMEDIATELY POPS HER IN THE AIR AND CATCHES PANDORA ON HER SHOULDERS. ‘JUDGING STRIKE’ BY ARIA TO PANDORA!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTED!!! PANDORA IS OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ARIA DIDN’T STOP IT JUST THERE. ARIA CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! PANDORA IS NOT MOVING AT ALL!! ARIA STANDS ON THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS BACK AT PANDORA’S LIFELESS BODY. ‘2TF’!!!!!!!!! TO THE FUTURE!!!! A BEAUTIFUL SPIRAL TAP BY ARIA CONNECTED TO PANDORA’S GUT!!! PANDORA IS OUT, AND ARIA COVERS FOR A WIN!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING DING DING!!!!! )
Stephie Love: Here is your winner and scoring two points…. ARIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Aria is the winner of the match!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: WHAT A GOAT!!! I’M SO HAPPY FOR HER!!!!
Stew-O: I figured you were going to be delighted once Aria won this match, but anyway, Aria has shown that she has a chance to be the winner of this tournament. Tonight, she won her match against Pandora Paisley, but she still got some more to go in her block. Will Aria be able to be the winner of the block? We do not know, but congrats to Aria tonight for a great victory.
Flannery McCoy: Factual Statement! I have been watching both Pandora and Aria since their debuts, and I know that they have a fantastic career in EAW so far. Pandora has done her best in this match, but the winner of this contest is still Aria. Congratulations, The Sacred Detective!
(‘Destiny’ by Saori Yoshida begins to play across the arena as Aria slowly rises back to her feet, and the referee raises her hand as she’s the winner of this match. Pandora rolls to the outside of the ring and looks disappointed before the scene fades elsewhere, with Aria celebrating her victory. )
(A commercial is shown for Sonic 2 featuring Limmy Monaghan.)
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts begins to blast through the speakers as the crowd has a huge mixed ovation for a returning Sienna Jade, who walks out, with full confidence and beauty. She rolls her eyes at the crowd as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…SIENNA JADE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week, Sienna Jade made her return to EAW in over a year. The last time that we saw Sienna Jade, she had her jaw messed up by Minerva. I didn’t think that we would end up seeing Sienna in an EAW ring again.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade has prided herself in making a lot of money to the point that she doesn’t need to be here, but lo and behold, she’s back.
Jake Mercer: I think that the inclusion of Sienna Jade, it makes the women’s division a bit more interesting? I mean, I wasn’t expecting for her to return, let alone be in the ladder match at Battle of Egypt, but for a match that is supposed to be stacked as hell, you need the woman who has headlined Pain for Pride back-to-back, so I welcome Sienna into making things interesting again.
Stew-O: Honestly, it should be interesting in what she has to say. It’s been a while since she’s talked.
(The camera pans to Sienna Jade already in the ring. “Unfuckwithable” fades as the crowd applauds the returning former World Champion in their presence. Sienna forms a smirk on her face before moving the microphone closer to her lips as she begins to talk.)
Sienna Jade: I know what you’re all thinking right now: “Omg, Sienna, ‘Unfuckwithable,’ ’La Campeona’ I am so glad that you’re back in EAW because women’s wrestling has been so fucking horrible without your presence around!” “Sienna, none of these whores compare to you. We need you back in EAW!” Oh yes, I heard all of the talks and I couldn’t agree more. Women’s wrestling without Sienna Jade is almost non-existent. I’ve sat back and let these bitches get their shine in. That’s just the type of person that I’ve always been. I’ve always been about women’s wrestling, so I let everyone have their moment in the sun, but I’ve grown bored with watching these women make an ass of themselves every week. It’s not just these women, but some of these teams. When Jaded Hearts ran roughshod around the tag team championship scene, tag team wrestling meant something. We elevated those Unified Tag Team Championships to heights. Our contributions to tag team wrestling gave us the RIGHTFUL Tag ‘Team of the Decade’ that we more than deserve. When I returned last week, I wasn’t expecting for me to find myself back into the fold real quick, but the moment that you see me and Kassidy united, we know that we’re going to have the targets on our back. To me, it’s not about dealing with some pathetic tag teams that could never lace up the designer boots of the Jaded Hearts, but about the Universal Women’s Championship.
Sienna Jade: When I got the call from StarrStan to be part of this ladder match at Battle of Egypt, I just knew that it was the opening I needed to get back into the fold and go into my THIRD Pain for Pride main event. This is nothing more than an opportunity to reestablish myself at the top of the women’s division where I rightfully belong. I mean, can you imagine that it’s been THREE years since I’ve been World Champion? It shouldn’t be like that and while a lot has changed, a lot has stayed the same such as the fact that I am the best of the best. If I need to remind all of you disgusting neckbeards, I am the one who ushered a new era of females in EAW when I came in via REVOLT as the leader of the Freeweight division. I paved the way for the likes of my queen, Kassidy Heart, to break through and become one of the most dominant female competitors that this company has ever seen. Kassidy proved that when she has the world in her hands, she can accomplish anything that she sets her mind to. From the first day that I sought her and wanted to team with her, I knew that she was destined for greatness. So when people ask me if I was shocked to see how she had the entire Showdown brand in a motherfucking chokehold, I respond with “no” because I expected nothing less from her. But, do you want to know who I expect nothing much from? Astraea Jordan.
(The crowd begins to boo. Astraea Jordan has been someone who has been trying to put in the work and prove that she’s in a completely different mindset than before. Week after week, she has tried to gain the approval of the EAW. While the fans may or may not have a mixed opinion of the brash former Empress of Elite, they cannot deny that she’s been putting in the work and making sure that she gets what she deserves. Sienna Jade shakes her head after saying “Astraea Jordan,” in a disappointing fashion.)
Sienna Jade: I expected a lot from Astraea Jordan. She had all of the buzz as being the one to dethrone me for the Freeweight Championship, but what happened when we faced off at Terminus in 2018? I defeated her. While I pinned some alien-looking bitch, I knew that it got underneath her skin to watch me go onto the title unification match at Pain for Pride Festival. Even then, she still had the world in the palm of her hand. She had Malcolm Jones, out of all men, up her ass, she was a Unified Tag Team Champion, became Empress of Elite and STILL, when it came to ending Madison Kaline’s reign of terror, I swooped in and took the moment that should have belonged to her. This bitch talked all of this shit about how she was ‘better’ and when the time came to prove to the world that she was destined for greatness, she fell flat on her face. The same thing for Madison Kaline, who would have known that the match at King of Elite in 2019 would be the match that runs them both out of the company for three years? My power. 🤤 But yeah, it seems like nothing has changed with Astraea. Bitch was talk back then and she is now. Just because she’s a mother, doesn’t mean squat with me. Astraea was another woman who had the world in the palm of her hands and fumbled it as soon as she stood across from me in the ring. We don’t need to talk about what happened after, but that was the end of her chapter here in EAW.
Sienna Jade: I ran Astraea Jordan out of EAW and I’ll do it again. I don’t give a fuck. :mjlol2:
(The crowd boos at that threat, but Sienna Jade continues to laugh at the possibility of running Astraea Jordan out of EAW again.)
Sienna Jade: I’m sorry, I can’t help but laugh, but I just realized that Madison Kaline is also in this match and I realize the similarities between her and Astraea. When both of those bitches stood across from me inside the ring, their chapters in EAW came to an end. Those bitches couldn’t be faced with the fact that they lost to the superior wrestler that night. Both of them lost the biggest match of their lives and disappeared from the company for three years. The moment they step into that ladder match with them, they’re going to wish that they stayed gone. Just like Amber Keys.
(The crowd continues to boo for the former Women’s World Champion, who just named dropped a Hall of Famer and recent returnee in her own right, Amber Keys.)
Sienna Jade: Who fucking asked for an Amber Keys return? Who asked for a relic of the past to return and have the spotlight shine on her botox-infused face and saggy ass? I know, I didn’t, but Amber Keys was someone who REALLY should have stayed away. I’m not sure if Amber was retired or not because honestly, I don’t think that this bitch knows herself. I assume it’s nothing more than dementia that is fucking up with her old age, but she should have stayed retired nonetheless. She should have stayed away from this spotlight because all she’s going to do is embarrass herself against way younger competition. Why are we joking ourselves with seeing these old-timers thinking that they still have what it takes to go up against the younger competition here? She could barely hack it three years ago, being carried by Madison and Cleo and she isn’t going to hack it in a free-for-all. With her, it’s so obvious how this is all going to pan out for her. If this bitch doesn’t break a hip coming down the ramp, we’re going to experience ANOTHER Queen’s Court break up because Amber is nothing, but an unpredictable, batshit, disloyal cunt, who burns every bridge that she comes across. Also, it seems like I’m forgetting someone else in this match. 🤔
(The crowd begins to buzz. It’s obvious that Sienna Jade is missing another woman. Some members of the crowd help Sienna out by shouting “Sheridan.”)
Sienna Jade: Oh yeah, there’s Sheridan Müller. 😒 Unlike a lot of the women in this match, I don’t have a history with Sheridan. In my eyes, she’s nothing more than the ‘dark horse’ of this entire thing, but I feel like she’s more than familiar with the type of role. If anything, she was seen as the dark horse, back in 2016 in the Vixens Cup tournament. No one expected her to make it to the finals, let alone beat Cameron Ella Ava, so I know better than to sleep on Sheridan and what she could possibly bring into this match; however, it would help her if her boring, robotic promos, made it hard not to fall asleep. 🥱 Nonetheless, it doesn’t matter what any of my opponents say or what their motives are. None of them are going to beat me. My motivation is simple: I’m out here to prove that I am still ‘Unfuckwithable’ and the only way to do that is by winning the Universal Women’s Championship —
(“I Get Money” by 50 Cent cuts Sienna Jade off as the crowd gives a huge pop for The High Rollerz. Jack Ripley and David Davidson walk out from the back. Microphones are in the position of the three-time Unified Tag Team Champions’ hands as their music cuts off. The High Rollerz are standing on top of the ramp as they look at Sienna Jade, who clearly isn’t amused by The High Rollerz interrupting her promo.)
Jack Ripley: I think that I speak for everyone when I say: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(For that, the crowd pops. While they are glad to see Sienna Jade back, they are even happier to see her shut up for the first time in a while. Sienna isn’t amused whatsoever as she rolls her eyes while folding her arms across her chest.)
David Davidson: Now, Jack, I think that could have been said a tad nicer.
Jack Ripley. No.
David Davidson: O, okay. Apologizes, Sienna, we saw you did the talking thing. We’re glad to hear your reasoning about your return and all that jazz, but if we were to have let you talk any longer, I would have thrown up the burrito that I had for lunch earlier today. 😬 I’m still trying to keep all of my food in after thinking about our conversation from last week. I still can’t believe that you had the nerve to call yourselves the ‘Tag Team of the Decade,’ knowing that the best tag team in the world is right here.
Jack Ripley: Let’s face it — if The High Rollerz didn’t get put on the shelf in 2018, I think that we’d be the ‘Tag Team of the Decade.’
(The crowd begins to buzz due to the pot stirring from The High Rollerz as Sienna Jade doesn’t say anything, but listens to them.)
David Davidson: Fax, no printer. It’s also a fact that The High Rollerz were the pioneers for tag team wrestling in the modern era and it’s not much of a shock that we’ve really never gotten our flowers, but it isn’t until recently that people want to realize what we’ve done for the Unified Tag Team Championship and that’s more than what Jaded Hearts can admit.
Sienna Jade: None of you had the star power that Jaded Hearts had. We had more skills in our fucking pinkies than the two of you cunts have in your entire bodies. To think that you can hang with the most dominant team in EAW history is quite ridiculous. Kassidy and I would wipe the floor with you two dweebs.
Jack Ripley: How about we prove that right now?
(The crowd pops for the potential match right now. It’s obvious that The High Rollerz versus The Jaded Hearts is nothing more than an #EAW15 dream match that these fans have been scrambling for the minute that David Davidson returned to EAW. This is truly a money match that the fans totally want. EAW knows that they want this as does Sienna Jade. Sienna begins to chuckle at the offer.)
Sienna Jade: 1.) We got bigger priorities to handle. 2.) Turn around…
(At that, The High Rollerz get turned around by…)
Jake Mercer: THE HAIRCARE KINGS TURN THE HIGH ROLLERZ AROUND BEFORE SLAMMING THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS ACROSS THE FACE AND SKULL OF JACK RIPLEY AND DAVID DAVIDSON! THE HIGH ROLLERZ GO DOWN AS CHRIS ELITE AND JAKE SMITH BEGIN TO UNLOAD ON JACK AND DAVID! CHRIS ELITE GETS DAVID DAVIDSON BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE THROWING SKULL FIRST AGAINST THE LED SCREEN! MEANWHILE, JACK GOES TO THE AID OF HIS PARTNER, BUT GETS STOPPED WITH A ‘BOX OFFICE FINALE’ — THE DOUBLE SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICK ONTO THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Stew-O: NOW, WE SEE JAKE SMITH, WHO THREW OUT THE CHALLENGE TO JACK RIPLEY FOR ‘SUPER VOLTAGE’ AND HAVE JACK IN POSITION — ‘STARMAKER’ — THE ROLLING CUTTER ON THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP AS THE BACK OF JACK’S SKULL LANDS ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
(Now, the crowd has mixed opinions on this, but The Haircare Kings believe that they are making it a statement. To Jake Smith, it’s making sure that Jack Ripley has no other choice, but to accept his challenge for ‘Super Voltage.’ The Haircare Kings raise their titles over the fallen High Rollerz as Sienna Jade makes her way up the ramp, but stops to look at The High Rollerz, who are beaten down. Sienna shakes her head at it before looking at the Unified Tag Team Championships that The Haircare Kings have in their hands before making her way up the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: I wasn’t expecting any of this to go down the way it did. While we did get a returning Sienna Jade explaining her return and motives going into Battle of Egypt, I wasn’t expecting The High Rollerz or The Haircare Kings to appear.
Jake Mercer: The tag team scene is looking to be in FANTASTIC shape. If there’s a wonderful time to be a tag team, it’s right now as we head towards the end of the season.
(The camera then begins to fade to the backstage area as the shot of The Haircare Kings taking their leave is shown projected on a television screen. The camera, from there, begins to pan out as the crowd cheers upon seeing the face of Solomon Stane, alongside his wife Trixie Stane. Solomon has his arms crossed watching the scene unfold while Trixie has her arm wrapped around him. The two of them look towards one another as Solomon sighs heavily.)
Solomon Stane: I don’t know, there’s just something off… Maybe it’s just me overreacting, but shouldn’t we be the ones out there attacking The High Rollerz? Shit, shouldn’t we be the ones attacking The Haircare Kings? In a perfect reality, that would be what happened, and I wouldn’t have a damn problem with that. But we aren’t, and now here we are, backstage, you and I… and Johnny nowhere to be seen. Say, where did he say he was going again?
Trixie Stane: No idea, that’s unfortunate. But I wouldn’t get all cramped up about it either, it’s fine. You and Johnny have more than enough time to do some damage and make an impact, but even then, there is no denying that the two of you deserve that opportunity more than anyone else in the back. So I wouldn’t have my head down like that. There’s always the rest of this show, the next week, and so on and so forth. Make sure they remember exactly who The Golden Guns are, because it seems they’ve forgotten that haven’t they?
(Solomon nods his head in reluctant agreement as the two of them begin to walk down the halls of the backstage area.)
Solomon Stane: Ain’t that odd… but it’s no sweat. Regardless, it won’t affect the result of the match. We will still win and be the Unified Tag Team Champions, that’s all there is to it. Besides, as long as I have you by my side I can do anything so I don’t think there’s much of anything to be concerned about… thank you for that. They’ll know soon enough whether that’s before Battle of Egypt or when it’s too late, either way, I see the match going one way. And that’s all I need.
(Solomon and Trixie then turn and open the door to their locker room, as the two of them make their way in with Solomon rubbing his temple and shaking his head.)
Solomon Stane: Man, now that I think about it, this conversation would’ve been so much better if Johnny was here-
Trixie Stane: HOLY SHIT.
(Solomon opens his eyes and looks forward as what he sees in front of him is frightening. The camera focuses on a bloodied and battered Johnny Andrews who is seen lying in a puddle of his own blood at the center of the locker room area. Solomon quickly runs forward and kneels down, trying to shake Johnny awake before turning towards the open door as he begins to shout.)
Solomon Stane: HEY, SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME HELP OVER HERE WE HAVE SOMEONE DOWN! C’mon Johnny, wake the fuck up dude…
(Solomon continues to shake Johnny trying to get him to respond as blood is smeared all over him, meanwhile Trixie is standing absolutely frightened against the wall while paramedics instantly rush in. The haunting scene is the last shot seen as the camera begins to pan out and transition over to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And it is a Block D Match in the New Era Classic Tournament!!
(‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton begins to blast throughout the Arena, as an explosion of cheers happens at the arrival of Danny Tanner who walks through the curtain! Danny looks a bit nervous, a bit sad but also a bit frustrated as he starts to walk down the ramp. Nonetheless he interacts with the fans..although not even being able to get a single high five out of them, as he then enters the Ring and backs into his corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM SARASOTA, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNDS…DANNY…’3 SECOND’…TANNER!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here is Danny Tanner! Danny has had a rough few weeks as of late, but he was able to get his first victory in the New Era Classic last week, as he was able to beat Abel Atami by pinfall to get himself 2 Points in the Tournament!
Flannery McCoy: But now this week, and on Dynasty, he has to go against the person who is leading the Block D bracket so far, Jo-
Jake Mercer: JOSO!!!! SPEAKING OF JOSO!
(‘Loser’ would fade away, as ‘Trophies’ by Drake then begins to blast throughout the Arena, a more mixed reaction of boos and cheers are given as Joso would walk out through the curtain. He looks confident as ever, strutting down the Rampway, and into the Ring as he would enter the Ring and back into his corner, but not before taunting Danny Tanner just a little bit.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM BRONX, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 206 POUNDS…HE IS THE ‘GOLDEN ACE”…JOSO!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: HE DON’T MISS! HE DON’T MISS! HE DON’T MISS! :blessed:
Stew-O: Oh brother..but there is a point there, as so far in this Tournament, Joso has NOT missed! Joso is the current leader in this whole Tournament, currently at 6 Points, getting two Submission Victories in the first two weeks against Abel Atami and Pandora Paisley!
Flannery McCoy: But now he has to set his focus to Danny Tanner, to get yet another victory in this Tournament, and to keep his lead.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND THERE’S THE BELL AS THIS BLOCK D MATCH BETWEEN JOSO AND DANNY TANNER HAS BEGAN! Almost immediately, Joso would run right at Danny Tanner, and begins to overwhelm him back into his Corner with punches and strikes, but as Danny goes to reverse, moving Joso into the corner, Joso would go into the ropes that forces the Referee to get Danny Tanner to back away- and Joso takes advantage by kicking Danny right in the lower knee, dropping Danny down and now Joso goes right back to those strikes!
Jake Mercer: HE AIN’T MISSING! HE TOLD YA! JOSO AIN’T MISSING AS HE IS LAYING THOSE STRIKES INTO DANNY! Danny Tanner is trying to defend himself to the best of his ability, but it is clearly not working as Joso is just connecting with each shot. Danny is being very overwhelmed early into this Match, and this really isn’t something he needs right now, as if he wasn’t already vulnerable enough! Joso finally lets off, but he drags Danny back up with him, before connecting with a vertical suplex before going for an early cover!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Easy kickout by Danny Tanner, but Joso immediately goes right back to Danny, locking in a side headlock. Danny tries to escape it, but Joso keeps wrenching it tighter and tighter, making it harder for Danny to even move! Danny however is able to get back up to his feets, and push Joso off him and into the Ropes, as Joso runs off them- AND DANNY CATCHES JOSO WITH A SPINEBUSTER! DANNY HITS JOSO WITH A SPINEBUSTER AND THAT CAUSES THE MOMENTUM TO BE SWITCHED DRASTICALLY!
Stew-O: NOW IT’S DANNY’S TURN TO LAY IN THOSE STRIKES! Joso is trying to defend himself but he can’t! Danny Tanner is seemingly letting out all the anger and frustration that might have been building up over the last few weeks onto Joso in this Match, and he is simply not letting off! Joso pushes Danny off him, but Danny catches Joso with a boot to the face! Joso goes back down and Danny is on a roll now! Joso is staggering back up to his feet, but he is caught with an enzuigiri by Danny Tanner!! Joso goes back down!
Flannery McCoy: Danny Tanner is not going to lose easily here tonight, and he is proving it as Joso has been caught off guard. Danny once again is going back to the strikes! Joso once again trying to cover himself but he is not succeeding! Danny now drags Joso right back up and kicks him in the gut, before throwing him into the corner! From there, Danny would try to run at Joso, but is caught with a big boot as Joso now goes to grab Danny- DANNY ROLLS UP JOSO! THIS COULD BE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: But Joso manages to get a kickout! Both men-…a man and Danny Tanner :mjlol: both get back up to their feet, and Danny goes for another enzuigiri, but this time it isn’t successful, as Joso moves out of the way allowing Danny to fall before connecting with a standing double foot stomp right into the chest! Danny Tanner can be seen gasping for air as Joso now drags Danny back up to his feet, and just knees Danny right in the head, making Danny fall down to a knee! Danny tries to get back up-..BUT JOSO CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK, and Danny goes right back down!
Stew-O: And now Joso is just taunting everyone in the EAW Universe here tonight! Danny is trying to crawl back up to his feet, but Joso just kicks him in the gut to keep him down. Danny Tanner is struggling in this Block D Match for the New Era Classic, and it seems that Joso is munching on Danny’s vulnerability! Danny has gotten some offense in this Match, but for the most part it has been all Joso, as Joso now connects with a snap DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Danny just goes right back down as Joso once again takes time to taunt the Fans in attendance- BUT DANNY ROLLS JOSO BACK UP!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY JOSO AS JOSO INSTANTLY GETS BACK UP- BUT HE IS CAUGHT WITH A MONGOLIAN CHOP! JOSO IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD..AS DANNY NOW HITS A RUNNING BACKHAND, BEFORE BACKING UP AND ROLLING BACK AT JOSO- ROLLING EYEPOKE! JOSO IS BEING CAUGHT AS DANNY NOW CATCHES JOSO WITH A LEGSWEEP, AND FINISHES THE BONSAI COMBO WITH A STANDING SHOOTING PRESS–
Flannery McCoy: NO! JOSO GOT HIS FEET UP AND WHILE DANNY WAS IN MIDAIR, JOSO JUST PUSHED DANNY OUT OF TARGET, AND DANNY FALLS ONTO THE MAT! Danny lands hard as Joso takes a moment to catch his breath as he backs into the corner and just stays seated. As Danny begins to move around, Joso gets back up to his feet, and walks over to Danny as he just kicks him right in the back. Danny tries to get to a knee, but Joso pulls him back up to his feet, before connecting with a German Suplex! Joso now grabs a hold of Danny Tanner, and he seems to lock in an Armbar on Danny Tanner, looking to make Danny submit to get Joso another 3 Points in this New Era Classic Tournament! Danny is trying to escape the Armbar, but Joso keeps wrenching it tighter!
Stew-O: LOOK AT JOSO! JOSO IS KICKING DANNY IN THE HEAD WHILE HE HAS THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN, AND NOW HE EXTENDS IT OUT MORE TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE PAINFUL! Danny is trying to hold on as much as he can, but I think he is going to be forced to tap here! I don’t think Danny will be able to hold on much longer!! HE’S GOING TO TAP-
Jake Mercer: NO! DANNY IS FIGHTING BACK! DANNY IS FIGHTING BACK TO ESCAPE THIS ARMBAR, AND IT SEEMS THAT JOSO IS LOSING HIS GRIP! JOSO IS STARTING TO LOSE HIS GRIP AS DANNY IS ABLE TO ESCAPE! Danny is able to get out of the Armbar as Joso now tries to get away- WAIT! NOW DANNY IS APPLYING AN ARMBAR ONTO JOSO! NOW IT’S DANNY TANNER WHO’S GOT THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN ON JOSO, AND NOW JOSO IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS ARMBAR BUT DANNY TANNER JUST WON’T LET GO! DANNY IS LOOKING TO GET 3 POINTS IN THIS TOURNAMENT NOW, AS HE CONTINUES TO EXTEND JOSO’S ARM EVEN FURTHER TO ADD MORE TORMENT-
Stew-O: But Joso is still able to make it to the ropes! Danny tried to get Joso to tap, but he just couldn’t as Joso now crawls away. Danny now gets back up to his feet, as Joso does the same..but Danny goes for a Spinning Roundhouse Kick- just for Joso to move out of the way and pushing him stomach first right into the ropes, and connects with another German Suplex! Danny goes back down, but I don’t think Joso is finished!
Jake Mercer: Joso drags Danny Tanner back up to his feet, as Danny can clearly not stand up right, before Joso pulls Danny into him..CONNECTING WITH INCOMING SILENCE! THE SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS ON DANNY AS JOSO GETS THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: DANNY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Danny Tanner is staying strong in this Match, as Joso is trying his hardest to put Danny away to further his lead in Block D even more! Danny Tanner is not moving after kicking out of the “Incoming Silence”, but Joso gets right back up to his feet, and the frustration looks to be getting even worse! Danny won’t stay down and Joso hates that, as he grabs Danny, and he looks to lock in another Submission- WAIT NO DANNY TRAPPED HIM AND LOCKED IN THE LAST CHANCERY! THE BRIDGING ARM TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN AND JOSO HAS NOWHERE TO GO! JOSO CAN’T REACH THE ROPES AS DANNY LOCKS IT IN EVEN TIGHTER! JOSO CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Stew-O: I think that Danny might be losing his grip a little bit, but it doesn’t stop him from keeping that Submission in! He has Joso where he wants him, and I don’t think Joso can do anything about it! Danny is about to get a Submission victory and earn himself 3 Points!! I think Joso is going to have to tap!
Jake Mercer: …NO! JOSO WON’T TAP! JOSO CAN FIGHT THROUGH THIS! LOOK AT HIM! HE IS A WARRIOR AND HE WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THIS SUBMISSION RIGHT…NOW!!!
(Joso is still struggling.)
Jake Mercer: :comeagain: HE WILL ESCAPE…NOW!!!!-
Flannery McCoy: JOSO HAS HIS HAND UP IN THE AIR! HE’S GOING TO TAP! DANNY IS GOING TO WIN!
Jake Mercer: …..Joso-
Stew-O: NO! JOSO IS ABLE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE FORCING A ROPE BREAK! DANNY LET’S GO OF THE LAST CHANCERY, BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!
Jake Mercer: SEE?! I KNEW HE COULD DO IT! Now there you go, Joso, get back up and kick ass-
Flannery McCoy: JOSO GOT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT DANNY MET HIM, CATCHING JOSO WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! JOSO GOES DOWN AND DANNY IS ON A ROLL! DANNY TANNER PICKS JOSO BACK UP, AND PUTS HIM INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION..AND TRANSITIONS INTO HITTING JOSO WITH A CUTTER! THE MEDIO ZANGETSUHA CONNECTS AND DANNY GETS HIS ARM ON JOSO! DANNY TANNER IS GOING TO WIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: JOSO KICKS OUT AGAIN! JOSO KICKS OUT AGAIN! LOOK AT THE FACE OF DANNY TANNER, YEAH!! GO JOSO!! Danny can be seen a bit upset by the kickout, but he gets right back up and now he’s kicking Joso while he is down! Danny then lets off and-..is he going to the Top Rope? :comeagain: I HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL!
Stew-O: Danny Tanner looks cautious about this, but he is climbing the Top Rope! Danny is able to make it to the Top Rope, while Joso is still down and out, and what could Danny be going for here?? Danny is setting himself into the position and-..AND IS HE GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH!?!?! DANNY JUMPS OFF THE ROPE AND HE GOES FOR THE FROG SPLASH-
Flannery McCoy: Oh brother-…
Jake Mercer: DID DANNY JUST SLIP OFF THE ROPE?? DANNY JUST SLIPPED AND HE GOT CRUSHED FACE FIRST INTO JOSO’S KNEES! I THINK DANNY IS OUT OF IT AS JOSO IS PICKING DANNY BACK UP TO HIS FEET…
Stew-O: HEAVEN’S GATE! JOSO CONNECTS WITH HEAVEN’S GATE, THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER AS DANNY TANNER IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF IT! JOSO HOOKS THE LEG AS THIS IS IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: WOW!
(‘Trophies’ begin to blast throughout the Arena, a mixed reaction given to Joso as he slowly staggers back up to his feet, knowing that he was involved in a hell of the Match, but happy about the incoming, getting the victory over Danny Tanner.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…JOSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Joso went into this Match leading Block D, and he exits this Match with yet another win in his possession, getting the Pinfall victory that gives him 2 more Points, now totaling to 8 Points!
Stew-O: Danny Tanner tried his hardest here tonight against Joso, but one major slip up was all that it took for Joso to be able to take advantage, hitting the Heaven’s Gate Package Piledriver and getting the victory here tonight!
(Joso would continue to celebrate his Victory in the ring as Dynasty would then fade to commercial.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the backstage area of the Estadio de Béisbol Beto Ávila where a ruckus of combined noises are heard getting closer and closer to where the camera is showing. Multiple EAW employees and Elitists are seen looking confused as they turn in the direction of whatever is happening right now. The crowd bursts into cheers upon seeing EAW Hall of Famer Scott Diamond making his way through the backstage area for obvious reasons. He’s very unhappy, because for a good majority of the show he’s been on the hunt for Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman… but he hasn’t gotten anywhere near that. He makes his way into the catering area as he turns around as he looks towards one of the staff members, who is seen getting a cheeseburger. He turns around to see an irate Scott Diamond approaching him.)
EAW Staff: Oh hey there Scott, how can I help you-
(Before he can finish his sentence, Scott slaps his cheeseburger away.)
EAW Staff: Dude-
Scott Diamond: Andre Walker.
EAW Staff: Yeah… about him?
Scott Diamond: Are you dense? WHERE IS HE?!
EAW Staff: :whoa:!!! I have absolutely no idea, calm down dude. If I knew, I would’ve told you, but I haven’t seen him tonight. I don’t know, have you considered him just not being here this week…? Maybe he’s at home, doing… Samoan things?
Scott Diamond: You trying to vouch for him? You got a problem with me?
EAW Staff: What are you talking about-
Scott Diamond: I’m not buying it.
EAW Staff: Well… don’t if you want man. I just don’t want any problems with you. You could rip me apart with your bare hands and I just don’t want any part of that you get me? Now…
(The staff member slowly drops down and picks up his cheeseburger, slowly dusting it off before quickly leaving the area knowing how pissed off Scott is right now. Scott closes his eyes, composing himself and taking a few deep breaths, his luck right now is beginning to run thin and that is not something that he expected today. Could it be possible that Andre was just never here in the first place? Did he see through Scott’s plan and decided to get out of there before he could get himself into some unnecessary trouble? The questions were swirling through Scott’s head right now as he turned around and began to make his way through the backstage area. All before…)
???: Yeah, that’s the Interwire Champion…
(Scott instantly turns his head.)
EAW Staff: …ship prop replica, what are you doing with it? Don’t tell me you bought that off of EAW Shop dude.
(Scott scrunches his face upon hearing that, maybe he’s really getting desperate at this point as he continues to hunt for Andre. All before continuing to storm out of the scene. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into a shot of the arena as the crowd is met with ‘Dolla Sign Slime (ft. Megan Thee Stallion)’ by Lil Nas X blasting through the speakers of the arena as they roar into a mixed reaction primarily dominated by boos. The camera from there goes over to the stage to show Serenity Valdez making her way out to the stage, a smirk on her face as she has her arms spread out. She’s basking in her glory as she makes her way over to the center of the ring and takes a little twirl, before scanning the EAW Universe in attendance. She then begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there without a care in the world.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time… ‘LA REINA’… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It’s safe to say that Serenity has had her calendar booked for the next few weeks seeing her participation in the Iconic Cup Tournament. It’s not for nothing either, as not only that, but Serenity is leading not just her block but the entire tournament as she was the only one to get a submission victory the first week. It’s clear that she has something to say about that, mostly along the lines of a huge gloating session.
Flannery McCoy: She deserves those bragging rights, don’t try and slight her Stew. If we want to focus on the fine details of it too, Serenity leading the tournament means that she’s beat out the likes of Harper Lee and Ximena Velasquez, two people who she has stated that she has unfinished business with especially for the Specialists Championship. It’s an interesting scenario and I know Serenity will be looking to ride that wave of momentum in the coming weeks.
Jake Mercer: And do you know why that’s the case Flannery?
Flannery McCoy: Does it happen to be because she’s ‘La Reina’, Jake?
Jake Mercer: IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S ‘LA REINA’!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: sigh
(Serenity makes her way around the ring and up the steel steps, standing on the apron as she enters into the ring before climbing up to the top rope. She spreads her arms out once again as she brags at the top of her lungs towards the camera that’s facing her. She then jumps off the top rope and down onto the apron, making her way over and taking a microphone from the ringside area before heading towards the center of the ring. ‘Dolla Sign Slime (ft. Megan Thee Stallion)’ begins to come to a close from there as Serenity brings her microphone up and begins to speak with a smirk.)
Serenity Valdez: A few weeks ago, I said upfront that I didn’t know the direction my career was going in. After walking out of Reckless Wiring titleless and only left to wallow in self-pity after, mostly due to a distasteful act by Ximena Velasquez, I really did not know what I was going to do next. Could you blame me? Especially after working that hard to fail that badly, it left me in a ditch. But regardless, I promised that this wasn’t going to be over. I told Ximena that personally, her actions weren’t going to go unnoticed. And whilst I would love to go out there and show her exactly why right now, it’s not what I need to focus on right now especially with what I have set up right in front of me for the taking… Let’s talk about the Iconic Cup tournament. Especially after my victory against Kristen Myers, I see the vision now. This is the way I’m going to be able to regroup after what happened at Reckless Wiring, this is going to be my comeuppance. Sure I’ve mentioned on multiple occasions that I still want a shot at the Specialists Championship and I still have full intention of beating the winner of Harper versus Ximena. But, winning the Iconic Cup and adding myself to the prestigious list of previous winners could change all of that.
Serenity Valdez: Especially after my submission victory, I don’t think there’s much denying that I am a favorite to win the entire thing. I mean, who else has three points in the tournament? I’ll wait… that’s right, the answer is absolutely no one. ‘La Reina’ trumps all, and that’s something that you’re just going to have to get used to. Because like it or not, there is one thing you can’t deny… The Serenity agenda is in full effect. And my breakout moment in Elite Answers Wrestling is where I inevitably take my spot as the top female Elitist in this company. All of that is a matter of when, not if. Now the only thing I need to do is continue racking up the wins and keep myself in the lead, which isn’t a very daunting task especially with who I’m up against next in the tournament. I’m kinda disappointed that EAW continues to give me all these failures back to back to back, maybe it’s not them, maybe it’s my luck, but it would be one hell of a coincidence. Usagi Senshi is nothing of interest to me, just another roadblock to my success… one that I will hurdle over with ease.
Serenity Valdez: A lot of people have tried to bring me down and derail my momentum, but each and everyone of them have failed because I am still here. Usagi is not going to be the outlier in the matter, she is going to fall just like the rest of them and I am going to thrive exactly as I should. The Iconic Cup is going to push on and with that, so shall I. Until there’s only one person left standing amongst the rest… and that’s Serenity Valdez. It is then that there will only be one thing that is left to be true… All hail ‘La Reina-
(Before Serenity can finish, ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin is heard blasting through the speakers as the crowd erupts into boos as the camera goes over from the ring to the stage to show Ximena Velasquez make her way out to the stage. She has a microphone in her hand as she has the other hand on her hips as she stands at the center of the stage. She bears a scowl on her face as the camera goes over to show Serenity leaning against the ropes with a disgusted expression on her face. ‘Recreant’ comes to a close as Ximena makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring, speaking as she does so.)
Ximena Velasquez: So, let’s get this straight… Not only do you think you’re going to beat me, the future Specialists Champion after I ragdoll that disgusting putative Harper Lee. Let me elaborate actually, beat me especially after your track record in the ring against me… but apparently that’s null and void so whatever. Not only that, but you think that you’re going to win the Iconic Cup over ‘La Diosa’ Ximena Velasquez? That’s grand, Serenity. And the irony of the whole thing is the fact that you’re dreaming the same dreams that you criticize many other people for doing. Meanwhile, me? I’m not dreaming of anything, I’m living it. That will only continue to be true once I win the Specialists Championship at Grand Rampage… then I go onto win the Iconic Cup, over you. It is then that I will have an opportunity to turn around something that you just said, and that’s the fact that you’re just going to have to live with it like it or not.
(Ximena, then, jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring, as she steps forward making it all the more evident the towering presence that she has over Serenity. Serenity, though, is completely unfazed as she looks up at her with zero fear in her eyes.)
Serenity Valdez: Here’s where I stand, I’d believe at least an ounce of what you said… if this was the start of the Season. But unfortunately for you, it isn’t, and now we’re here with a Ximena who is a shell of her former self, that’s being generous in saying that she was ever good in the first place. You’ve had your chance Ximena, over and over again, and even the slightest one you manage to find yourself on the losing side. What does that say about you? It says that you just aren’t cut out for the spotlight, and you’re better off just turning around and walking off before you get yourself into more trouble than you’re ready for. Because you’re not just talking down to anyone, you’re talking down to Serenity Valdez. The sheer fact that you’re even worried about me when you have a Specialists Championship match on the horizon speaks volumes already. But everyone knows that if you test me… the only thing you’re asking for is a death wish.
Ximena Velasquez: Maybe I took offense to you running my name through the mud, ever consider that? You were the one that took offense to my actions and you’ve been on my back ever since, so it would be stupid of me not to talk about it. What I’m going to say is the exact same thing I told Harper a few weeks ago… and that’s to be careful of what you wish for. Because just like each and every time before I will make sure that you’re on the ground beneath my feet, where you belong. And ‘La Reina’ will be nothing more than basura, taking a backseat and watching me win what I deserve. If you don’t get it I will be more than happy to show you that right now-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S HARPER LEE! HARPER FROM BEHIND SLAMS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE BACK OF XIMENA WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO A KNEE! XIMENA IS STUNNED AS SHE DIDN’T EXPECT HARPER TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE TONIGHT… AS SHE’S MET WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE WHICH SENDS HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!
(Serenity takes a step back as Harper has her eyes dead set on the grounded body of Ximena Velasquez, as Ximena desperately tries to recover before she can do anything else. But obviously, it’s Harper that has different plans than that.)
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE XIMENA CAN GET UP, HARPER CONNECTS WITH A ‘DRAGON FIST’ TO THE SIDE OF HER FACE WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! BRUTAL RIGHT HOOK! SHE ISN’T DONE EITHER AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF THE ARMS OF XIMENA AND ELEVATES HER UPWARD…
Jake Mercer: ‘SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR’! ARM-TRAPPED CURB STOMP! WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?! STATEMENT FUCKING MADE BY THE CHAMPION!
(Harper fixes her hair as she picks her Specialists Championship back up, the crowd thunderously booing her in response to her absolutely heinous actions. She looks up, spotting Serenity as the two of them lock eyes in an intense staredown. Harper knows the two of them aren’t done, but nonetheless she brushes her off and turns around before making her way out of the ring. ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begins to play up as the crowd continues to boo, all while Harper nonchalantly makes her way up the ramp like nothing happened, not a single emotion on her face while Serenity is still inside of the ring. She looks over at Harper before looking at the grounded Ximena as the tense situation is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition to elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following match is a New Era Classic Block A Match and it is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Per the rules of the New Era Classic a submission counts for 3 points. Pinfall 2 points. 1 point for forfeit or draw. No points will be awarded for a loss!
Jake Mercer: Lowkey they should get at least one point even if they lose for participating imo.
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
(‘England Belongs To Me ‘ by Cock Sparrer hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from London, England weighing in at 265 pounds he is “The English Masked Heavyweight Wrestler” OLIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TAYLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
(Oliver Taylor makes his way out to the ring waving the British flag as the British masked wrestler gets a mixed reaction from the Mexican crowd while making his way to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: It might be the norm here in Mexico but it is rare to see a masked wrestler like Oliver Taylor in the UK where he comes from and that has helped him to stand out and be unique.
Jake Mercer: Maybe he should stay here and wrestle instead then! We ain’t cowards who hide behind a mask in EAW!
Stew-O: It would be better if you wore one tbh. Spreading all kinds of COVID foh.
(‘Best Damn Thing’ by Avril Lavigne hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Enumclaw, Washington weighing in at 107 pounds she is the “Skater Gurl” MCCALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
(McCall Everett makes her way out to the ring on a skateboard to massive cheers from the crowd.)
Jake Mercer: So what these fans don’t like masked wrestlers now? Make up your damn minds!!!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t be prejudiced against the Mexican fans again Jake. I’ll slap the shit out of you. It is simply that McCall Everett is beloved everywhere she goes! How can you not be hyped?
Stew-O: This should be an interesting match between two people who both have 2 points so far in the New Era Classic. We will see who walks away with 4 here tonight!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway in this New Era Classic Block A match! Who will get some of them nice tasty points here tonight?!?!? Leggoooo. The lockup as Oliver Taylor immediately goes behind McCall Everett tossing her up and taking her down to the mat with a classic freestyle wrestling toss. McCall forces Oliver up off her and pushes his face back forcing her back as Oliver just smiles at her from behind the mask intimidatingly. Oliver removes a glove and throws it at the face of McCall who is appalled and charges in wildly with a Clothesline trying to take his head off. But Oliver catches the arm of McCall and yanks her down with an armdrag into an armbar. McCall rolls through but Oliver holds onto the arm until McCall flips out of it and catches Oliver on the side of the head with a Spin Kick! No! Oliver ducks and both competitors stare each other down once more after that intense series of counters.
Stew-O: Oliver Taylor smirks across the ring at McCall Everett before they meet back in the ring exchanging strikes. Punches, kicks, leg sweeps. But they dodge all of them with none connecting. Eventually Oliver catches McCall with a knee to the gut and wrestles her down into a headlock but McCall forces him off as he runs off the ropes. Oliver comes charging back taking down his opponent with a high speed Shoulder Tackle. Oliver stomps down on McCall… but McCall grabs his leg pulling him down with a leg scissors turning him over onto his back with a unique pinning combination using the legs!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Jake Mercer: No! Oliver Taylor kicks out! McCall Everett nearly stealing the match right then and there! Both competitors back up now as McCall immediately takes down Oliver with a swift arm drag. Back up! Another arm drag! Back up… SUPERKICK!!! McCall kicks Oliver in the face sending him flying back into the corner and ducks beneath the ropes trying to escape. McCall advances on Oliver who is in the ropes but the referee keeps her away forcing the break and separation.
Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: Eventually McCall Everett backs up as Oliver Taylor gets out of the ropes now looking a bit less arrogant than he had before. Looks like he is going to have to take this whole thing even more seriously as he cautiously goes to lock up again with McCall and shoves her hard into the corner. Oliver kicks her hard in the gut as she falls to her knees. He yanks her up to her feet by the hair and punches her hard in the face. Whip across the ring… McCall out of nowhere with a Spinning Wheel Kick catching Oliver on the side of the head! Oliver rolls out of the ring as he angrily kicks the ring steps seemingly unable to get one over on McCall here tonight you know that has got to be a frustrating feeling for the angry masked wrestler.
Stew-O: Damn! He ragin’! Oliver Taylor briefly paces angrily outside the ring before making his way back in. The referee prevents McCall Everett from charging him as Oliver gets back up on the apron and returns back into the ring. McCall charges in but Oliver catches her with a Spinning Leg Sweep causing her to trip backwards against the ropes! McCall comes running back right into a hard uppercut from Oliver who is fighting back now! Hard punch to the back of the head knocks McCall over as Oliver pummels the back of her head and stomps on her to keep her down. Oliver yanks her back up… But she ducks a Clothesline and connects with another Spinning Wheel Kick! Oliver back up dazed as McCall grabs him and Slams him down to the mat! McCall runs the ropes… Springboard Moonsault!! No!!!—
Jake Mercer: Oliver Taylor rolls out of the ring again! Smart move! But McCall Everett lands on her feet in the ring! She charges the ropes and tosses herself over it throwing caution to the wind! Flying Crossbody to the outside!!! Oliver just got flattened by this flying woman!
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors down on the outside as the referee begins the ten count!
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Stew-O: But McCall Everett is stirring! She grabs Oliver Taylor tossing him back into the ring wanting to win this match via pinfall to get those sweet points!!! The cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Jake Mercer: But Oliver Taylor stays alive! I think McCall Everett believed she had this thing won!!!
Flannery McCoy: McCall Everett pulls Oliver Taylor back up by the mask and begins to bash him head first off the turnbuckle. Oliver staggers back into the ring as McCall measures him… SUPERKICK INCOMING!!!
Stew-O: But Oliver Taylor ducks beneath! He goes around behind McCall Everett and begins to smash her from behind with repeated strikes to the back of the neck!!! McCall falls against the turnbuckle as Oliver charges in with a Double Knee Strike!!! McCall falls back into the ring as Oliver has her measured… THE KICK TO THE GUT!!!
Jake Mercer: ENGLISH MASKED DESTROYER!!! HE GETS ALL OF THAT FLIPPING PILEDRIVER AS MCCALL EVERETT GETS SPIKED ON THE HEAD BY OLIVER TAYLOR!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… OLIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TAYLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(‘England Belongs To Me ‘ by Cock Sparrer hits as Oliver Taylor has his arm raised in victory!!)
Flannery McCoy: Oliver Taylor with a dominant victory here tonight! That flipping piledriver was one hell of a move!!!
Stew-O: In this New Era Classic Block A match it looks like Oliver Taylor has picked up two more points by winning this thing via pinfall. That brings him to a grand total I believe of 4 points! Damn he is really racking them up in this thing and just might go all the way!
Jake Mercer: McCall Everett is left with two points. Can she catch up after this loss? That remains to be seen as the New Era Classic rages on!
(Dynasty fades backstage with The High Rollerz sitting on a stoop, outside the back entrance of the Estadio de Béisbol Beto Ávila. David Davidson has an icepack on his ribs meanwhile Jack Ripley has an ice pack to the back of his head. It’s safe to say that the legendary tag team is not in the best mood due to their altercation with The Haircare Kings. Despite not being in the best mood, interviewer Michael Belfort needs to get the thoughts of the former Unified Tag Team Champions.)
Michael Belfort: Jack, David, just earlier, we saw the two of you being attacked by The Haircare Kings. Any words on what went on there?
(As Jack Ripley is still trying to get his thoughts in order, David Davidson steps up to give his thoughts on what happened out there.)
David Davidson: I don’t know about you, Michael, but I’m a steamed wonton right now. What The Haircare Kings did out there was cowardly and disrespectful. It wasn’t the direction that I expected them to go for, but at the same time, I’m not surprised. If the two of them want to play that game, then, that’s how it’s going to be. We’re not afraid to go from tit to tat. We’re not afraid to channel that aggression that led us to become a three-time Unified Tag Team Champion. We know for certain that this isn’t over yet, especially with over a month to go until we meet them inside the ring for the Unified Tag Team Championships. To us? That gives us more than enough time to make sure that they remember who the fuck The High Rollerz are and why we’re not a team to be messed with. We had our little fun and games, but there is no more playing around with us. It’s time to put on our big boy pants and get straight to work.
Jack Ripley: I had some time to reflect on what the fuck just happened and I almost remembered about you, Jake, put out a challenge on Voltage for me to face him at Super Voltage, which, after what happened tonight, I accept.
(The crowd is heard popping for a match made at ‘Super Voltage.’ Jack Ripley has a look of intensity in his eyes, almost like he has a fire lit underneath him.)
Jack Ripley: I expect to see you there, Jack and at your best, because I am going to be fighting at full throttle and as far as I’m concerned, you’re not going to make it out there alive.
(The crowd is heard cheering in the arena as Jack Ripley stands off and storms away from Michael Belfort. David Davidson nods at the interviewer before following his tag team partner. The last shot is of Michael looking at the direction The High Rollerz went as it fades elsewhere.)
(Amerika by Rammstein plays as the crowd gives another mixed reaction to her. She pays no attention, making her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM MUNCHEON, DEUTSCHLAND…WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS….SHHERRIDDAAANNN MUUULLLLEEERRRRR!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A woman on a mission, she picked up a very impressive victory last week winning in quick and dominating fashion. She has had a slippery slope since Reckless Wiring, but looks to get another win in the books tonight.
(“Sugar We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy plays and he’s right away met with boos. Harley embraces it though on his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT….FROM MANCHESTER…..WEIGHING IN AT 185 POUNDS….HARRRLLLEEYYY LEEWWWISSSS!!!
Jake Mercer: :drakelike: Part of the youngblood on Friday nights, who’s done nothing but impress. Been showing out whether in that ladder match at Reckless Wiring or in the New Era Classic. I can’t wait to see what he does tonight against an opponent like Sheridan.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this one is underway, as both Sheridan and Harley lock up in the center of the ring! Sheridan looks to have gained control applying a side headlock, but Harley pushes her off to the ropes, goes for the clothesline but Sheridan ducks it and runs full speed off the opposite ropes, and Harley connects with an elevated hip toss!
Flannery McCoy: Sheridan pulls herself up in the corner now, and in comes Harley who runs and connects with a leaping splash in the corner! Harley then looks to go up top high as he quickly climbs up top…AND HE GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY…BUT SHERIDAN DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE BRIDGE IF THE NOSE IN MID AIR! Harley uses ring awareness and rolls under the bottom rope before pulling himself up on the apron… AND SHERIDAN SPEARS HARLEY THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND THEY BOTH WIPEOUT IN THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: Sheridan looks to pick him up and place him back inside the ring, BUT NO! Harley pushes Sheridan forward before Sheridan runs full speed but Harley sidesteps and sends her shoulder first into the ring steps! Harley takes a few seconds to check his nose for blood and recuperate before picking Sheridan up and rolling her back in the ring. Harley climbs the apron and waits for Sher to turn around…and he leaps through the second rope and delivers a vicious tornado DDT spiking Sheridan’s head into the mat! A quick cover now!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: An early kickout from Sheridan! And Harley doesn’t waste any time in going back on the attack now as he mounts on top of Sheridan…BUT SHERIDAN REVERSES NOW ON TOP OF HARLEY, AND SHE DRIVES HER FISTS INTO THE FACE OF HARLEY AS HE TRIES TO COVER UP, BUT IT ISN’T DOING MUCH TO HELP! The referee, after several steps in to break it up as Sheridan is forced to back up…but not for long….
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN RUNS AND GOES TO DRIVE HER KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF HARLEY’S, BUT HARLEY AVOIDS DISASTER AS HE MOVES, SHERIDAN TURNS AROUND AND WALKS INTO A HURRICANRANA FROM HARLEY! SHE STANDS AND HARLEY CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK, AND SHE STANDS ONCE MORE…AND THE SLINGBLADE FROM HARLEY!! A NICE FLURRY HERE FROM HARLEY LEWIS!
Stew-O: Sheridan now is on both knees, and Harley looks to keep the flow going and goes for the roundhouse kick to the side of the head…but Sheridan ducks and pops back up to her feet and delivers a hard uppercut to the jaw, and it drives Harley back into the corner, and Sheridan runs and drives into both of her knees into the chest of Harley….BUT HARLEY MOVES AND SHERIDAN IS STUCK IN THE CORNER…AND HARLEY DELIVERS A BACKSTABBER TO THE BACK FROM THE CORNER! HARLEY TAKES A SECOND TO GLOAT, SEEMING PROUD OF HIS WORK, BEFORE LOOKING DOWN AT SHERIDAN AND EYEING THE TOP ROPE THINKING OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
Flannery McCoy: Harley is back in control now as he runs up to the top rope and he stands tall and looks down on the lifeless body of Sheridan…..THE 450 SPLASH CONNECTS!! WHAT A MOVE THERE AND WHAT ELEVATION!! HARLEY HOOKS BOTH THE LEGS FOR THE UPSET!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN SOMEHOW REVERSES THE PRESSURE BACKWARDS INTO A PIN OF HER OWN – NO! SHE PICKS UP HARLEY AS SHE RISES UP OFF THE MAT, AND HITS A BACKBREAKER BEFORE TOSSING HIM ASIDE! SHERIDAN WAITS FOR HARLEY TO TURN AROUND, AND HITS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND SHE PICKS HIM UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION – BUT HARLEY POPS IN THE AIR BACK ONTO HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: ENZIGURI KICK TO THE HEAD! SHERIDAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE INTO A BODY SLAM POSITION! BUT SHE SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND – A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM SHERIDAN! AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SHERIDAN!! SHERIDAN PICKS HIM UP…AND DELIVERS ANOTHER ONE, BUT THIS TIME THE BACK OF HARLEY’S HEAD BOUNCES HARD OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S HOLDING HIS HEAD IN SOME SERIOUS PAIN RIGHT NOW! SHERIDAN LOOKS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM ON HER SIDE NOW…
Stew-O: SHE GRABS AHOLD OF HIS ARM AND ROLLS LOOKING FOR THE CROSS ARMBAR!! SHE’S LOOKING TO SNAP HIS ARM IN HALF RIGHT NOW!! BUT HARLEY HAS HIS FINGERS LOCKED HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE KNOWING HE COULD HAVE HIS ARM SNAPPED! HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE BUT SHERIDAN IS USING ALL HER STRENGTH ABOUT TO BREAK HIS GRIP ON HIS FINGERS….BUT HARLEY SOMEHOW TURNS OVER ON HIS KNEES AND PICKS UP SHERIDAN…AND SLAMS HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! HARLEY JUST AVOIDED SERIOUS DISASTER, EVEN HARLEY KNOWS THE HOW BIG OF A BULLET HE JUST DODGED! He goes over and picks Sheridan up from the head looking for his next move in this match…
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST! AND THEN ANOTHER ONE!! AND THEN ANOTHER ONE! SHERIDAN LIFTS HARLEY UP INTO A SEATED POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE AND SHE CLIMBS UP WITH HIM! AND SHE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX, BUT AGAIN, HARLEY IS FIGHTING TO TRY AND PREVENT IT! AND NOW THROWS A RIGHT HAND! BOTH IF THEM EXCHANGING SHOTS AT ONE ANOTHER BACK AND FORTH! BOTH COMPETITORS FIGHTING FOR CONTROL ON THE TOP ROPE! :lupe:
Stew-O: A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM HARLEY NOW!! THAT BUYS HIMSELF A FEW SECONDS. AND HARLEY THEN CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!! HOLY SHIT!! THE COVER!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN KICKS OUT!! AND HARLEY LOOKS FOR HIS NEXT MOVE IN THIS MATCH NOW, AS SHERIDAN STANDS AND TURNS AROUND….
Jake Mercer: THE LEGSWEEP! HE’S GOING FOR THE “SLIDE IN YA DMs”!!!! AND HE DRIVES BOTH IF HIS FEET INTO THE CHEST OF SHERIDAN!!! THE COVER ONCE MORE!!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! And now Harley thinks of what to do next. He walks over to the top rope and climbs up to the top rope, what does he have in mind here?!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL POPS UP OFF THE MAT AND RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! HOLY HELL! HARLEY IS IP AND HE’S IN BIG TROUBLE….AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!! NOW SHERIDAN…SHERIDAN HAS HER SIGNATURE INVERTED SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN! HARLEY LEWIS IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT! HARLEY IS INCHING CLOSER TO THE ROPE, AND HE REACHES OUT TO GRAB IT ….BUT NO SHERIDAN PULLS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: HARLEY WITH ONE LAST GASO TRIED TO SCOOT HIS WAY TO THE ROPE, AND OUT OF PURE ADRENALINE REACHES OUT…AND HE SUCCESSFULLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND THE REFEREE GETS SHERIDAN TO LET GO OF THE HOLD!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN GRABS THE LEGS AND BRINGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, LOOKING TO LOCK IT IN ONCE MORE, BUT HARLEY MANAGES TO KICK SHERIDAN IN THE FACE AND PUSHES HER AWAY BUYING HIM A FEW SECONDS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET – AND SHERIDAN RUNS AT HIM, AND SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO A KNEE! HARLEY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI KICK TO THE HEAD THAT SOUNDED LIKE A FIRECRACKER AS SHERIDAN FALLS TO A KNEE! HARLEY RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND HITS A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE AND THEN GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND SHERIDAN KICKS OUT AGAIN!! BUT HARLEY IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO THE “WOMAN STEALER!!!!” THE CALF SLICER IS LICKED IN!! THE TRANSITION WAS SO SMOOTH ITS AS IF HE WAS EXPECTING SHERIDAN TO KICK OUT, AND NOW SHERIDAN MIGHT BE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT SHE’S NEAR THE ROPE AND SHE KNOWS IT, AND HARLEY APPLIES THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF PRESSURE AS SHERIDAN NOW REACHES FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE, FINGERTIPS AWAY……AND SHE GRABS IT, AND NOW IT’S HARLEY’S TURN TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION!
Jake Mercer: Harley lets go and then grabs Sheridan off of the mat, but Sheridan out of nowhere delivers a forearm strike to the face! AND HARLEY DELIVERS ONE RIGHT BACK! SHERIDAN HITS ANOTHER ONE, AND NOW THE TWO ARE CHANGING SHOTS! SHERIDAN! HARLEY! SHERIDAN! HARLEY! SHERIDAN! SHERIDAN!! SHERIDAN NOW DELIVERS SEVERAL BODY STRIKES AND KICKS, AND SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES…..AND HARLEY PICKS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS OUT OF ABSOLUTE NOWHERE…THE .JUKEBOX BREAKERRRRR!!! THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER AS HARLEY HOOKS THE LEG! HARLEY’S ABOUT TO GET THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER!!!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SEES SHERIDAN’S FOOT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND HARLEY CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE PICKS SHERIDAN UP NOW AND PLACES HER ON HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN….BUT SHERIDAN IS THROWING ELBOW SHOTS TO THE FACE TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS SITUATION!! HARLEY THOUGH IS TRYING TO CONNECT WITH IT ANYWAY, BUT SHE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT FROM BEHIND, AND THEN DELIVERS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX TO HARLEY LEWIS!!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN TRIES TO REGROUP AS SHE CHARGES AND HITS A RUNNING KNEE IN THE CORNER!! AND SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BULLDOG!! SHE LOOKS TO PUT HARLEY NOW IN THE “GEHENNA”!!!!!! THE KIMURA LOCK!!! HARLEY IS TRYING TO SQUIRM HIS WAY OUT IF THIS…AND HE MANAGES TO DO THAT FREEING HIMSELF FROM SHERIDAN’S GRIP! HARLEY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE FACE AS SHERIDAN WAS ON A KNEE TRYING TO GET UP!! HARLEY FEELS THE MOMENTUM AND NOW HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE…
Stew-O: BUT SHERIDAN DUCKS AND GRABS AHOLD OF THE ARM AND QUICKLY PULLS HIM IN….”ENDLESS FANTASIES!!!!!” THE RIPCORD LARIAT LAYS OUT HARLEY, AND NOW SHERIDAN HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!
OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Amerika” by Rammatein plays as she stands, and gets her hand raised.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..SHHEERRRRIDDAAANNNNN MULLLLLEERRRRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: A good fight between a ruthless Sheridan and young up and comer Harley, and Sheridan was the one who came out on top. Congratulations to her on getting another W on her resume in her mission to rebound from Reckless Wiring!
(The final shot is of Sheridan celebrating her win while Harley looks on from the ramp, disappointed in the result.)
(A commercial is shown promoting Long Island, New York starring World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet.)
(Friday Night Dynasty goes back from commercial break to the sounds of ‘Voices’ by Motionless in White blasting through the speakers of the arena as the crowd rains down cheers from above for Alex Myers who is seen getting themself seated at ringside with a steel chair. They have a cold and serious expression on their face as they lean forward with their hands clasped, interested to see what is in store for this match tonight. The camera, from there, then goes to the ring as ‘Voices’ begins to come to a close. Stephie Love, with a microphone in her hand, begins to speak from there.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Last Strike ‘ by Polo G hits as the camera goes over to show Jon Kelton make his way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. He has a smirk on his face as he unbuckles the New Breed Championship around his waist, taking it, and raising it high in the air while pyro shoots out behind him. From there, he begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring, every so often batting his eyes towards Alex Myers at ringside.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 212 pounds he is the EAW New Breed Champion “The Chosen One” JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KELTONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes the New Breed Champion, as the last time we saw him in the ring was when he teamed with his opponent at Battle of Egypt, Alex Myers against the team of The Golden Guns, Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane. While Kelton and Alex got the victory, it didn’t stop the Champ from blindsiding Alex and laying them out.
Flannery McCoy: Despite them hiding it pretty well, you know Alex is not all that happy about it. Who knows what he’s going to do at ringside, especially to Kelton’s chances. All I can say for certain is the fact that it’s indeed an interesting scenario for the Champion here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Okay I’ll be the better man and admit, Jon Kelton is the best… which is something I would say only if he was the only Elitist on Earth! L! LON LELTON! HAH!
( ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits as Terry Chambers is seen beginning to make his way out to the stage as he looks around with a stern expression on his face. He takes note of Alex Myers at ringside but chooses to ignore them despite their history with one another. Terry, from there, begins to pop his neck as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, determined to get a huge victory tonight against a tough opponent.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 257 pounds he is “The Barbaric Carnivore” TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY CHAMBERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Terry Chambers was heated this week with the comments from Jon Kelton claiming he doesn’t belong here in EAW. Terry is seething but he fully intends to end the night with Kelton coping.
Stew-O: Terry had some heated words of his own this week telling Kelton that nobody gives a shit about him. I am sure that he fully intends to grind his opponent to dust and Terry is known for just brutally murdering his opponents and that may be what happens here tonight.
Jake Mercer: The Barbaric Carnivore is here and he finna eat!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is officially underway here tonight- AS TERRY CHAMBERS WASTES ZERO TIME CHARGING IN AND LOOKING TO ATTACK JON KELTON AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS FOR THIS MATCH TO BEGIN- BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S KELTON THAT GOES UNDER AND CATCHES TERRY WITH A LEG SWEEP WHICH SENDS HIM NECK FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! Terry tries his best to recover, but before he can do that it’s Kelton that lunges forward and begins to choke the life out of him viciously on the middle rope!
Flannery McCoy: The New Breed Champion is showing how aggressive he can be here tonight as he starts this match off with fierce brutality that I’m sure Terry wouldn’t approve of. Kelton let’s go and gives Terry a chance to breathe, but it’s not for long as now he begins to send some brutal kicks towards his back trying to soften him up even more! Kelton from there runs the ropes… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF TERRY’S HEAD KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS HE IS LEFT SPRAWLING ON THE MAT! KELTON WASTES ZERO TIME AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON TERRY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S TERRY THAT MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! That would be embarrassing for someone like Terry Chambers to lose this match that quickly to Jon Kelton, regardless of his Championship status! Kelton immediately transitions over into a Sleeper Hold, doing everything he can early to keep Terry grounded! But I don’t think that’s going to be for long as Terry waves his arms around trying to gain some kind of momentum in hopes of escaping this rest hold! Kelton is doing everything that he can right now to keep the hold applied, but it seems like the resilience of Terry Chambers is way too much for him to handle right now! Terry ultimately begins to power out of it as he begins to elbow Kelton repeatedly in his midsection in hopes of getting him to release the hold-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S KELTON THAT LEAPS INTO THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING TERRY RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BACKSTABBER! The New Breed Champion refuses to give up his advantage in this match as he grabs Terry and drags him back over to the middle rope to once again choke him out! The disrespect being shown right now is evident as whilst he chokes him out he begins to slam repeated punches towards the back of his head! The referee has seemed to have had enough right now as he makes his way over trying to force Kelton off of Terry, which is what happens as Kelton wavers and steps back. He bears a cocky smirk on his face and I think we know exactly why, because he knows the damage has been done to Terry regardless.
Jake Mercer: Terry continues to lay on the middle rope completely limp, but he knows in his mind right now this is not a good situation for him to be in no matter how bad Jon Kelton’s assault has been on him so far. But Kelton isn’t going to give him a break as now he climbs up to the top rope… BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THEM AND CONNECTING WITH A FLYING KNEE DROP OFF OF THE TOP TO THE BACK OF TERRY’S NECK AS HE CONTINUES TO LAY DRAPED ACROSS THE MIDDLE ROPE! FUCK DID YOH SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD SNAPPED BACK!?!?!?!? KELTON TO THE COVER AS THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S TERRY CHAMBERS THAT MANAGES TO SHOOT HIS SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME FOR THE KICK OUT! Jon Kelton can’t believe it! And Alex Myers at ringside bears a smirk on their face knowing Kelton isn’t going to get the satisfaction of a victory just yet! Terry is still in this thing as the resilience of the former World Champion continues to live on here tonight! But that doesn’t mean Kelton is just going to stop his assault, he’s going to continue to beat the shit out of Terry whether he likes it or not. Kelton lifts Terry off of the ground and looms to set him up… BEFORE DROPPING HIM INTO A BACKDROP! Kelton isn’t done… as he goes right back into a rest hold looking to continue maintaining control of this matchup right now-
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY WITH A BACK KICK TO KELTON MANAGES TO BREAK FREE OF THE HOLD! Terry isn’t out just yet and that’s something that doesn’t make Kelton all that happy as he slaps the back of his head before… POSITIONING TERRY INTO A CAMEL CLUTCH TRYING TO GET HIM TO SUBMIT TO THE SUBMISSION HOLD! Kelton is dropping all his weight down on him, but right now that doesn’t look to be doing the job exactly as intended as Terry simply refuses to give in right now! And that’s only furthered as it’s made apparent that Kelton applied the hold too close to the ropes! As Terry manages to grab a hold of the bottom rope, forcing Kelton to release the hold before he could go any further with it!
Jake Mercer: Kelton is obviously not a happy camper right now as he grabs Terry and begins to yank him back up to his feet… BEFORE TAKING HIM BACK DOWN WITH A HARD BODY SLAM! Kelton is not letting up as he continues to dominate this match and sends a message to Alex Myers at ringside, but right now, Alex doesn’t look all that fazed in response! Kelton goes around and locks in another Sleeper Hold- but before he can it’s Terry that manages to fight up and out of it, once again elbowing Kelton hard in the gut as he tries his best to power out… before eventually breaking free of it! Kelton wastes zero time grabbing Terry by his arm before throwing him towards the ropes and back… LEAPING INTO THE AIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK ONTO TERRY TO TAKE HIM DOWN-
Stew-O: BUT NOT TODAY AS TERRY HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES LEAVING KELTON TO LAND PAINFULLY ON HIS BACK INSIDE OF THE RING DUE TO THE HEIGHT OF THAT DROPKICK! This is Terry Chambers’ chance to recover and right now, he might not have much time to do so! Kelton is back up to his feet as he makes his way over and grabs a recovering Terry by the back of his head… BEFORE SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE- BUT NO! Terry manages to prop his leg up on the middle turnbuckle before he spins around and pushes Kelton hard in the face! Kelton stumbles back as Terry begins to approach him looking like he’s out to kill and Alex at ringside looks like he’s here for it! Hard kick from Terry towards the abdomen of Kelton as he recovers in the corner! BUT IT’S KELTON THAT COMES FLYING IN WITH A BIG SPLASH TO A CORNERED TERRY-
Flannery McCoy: But Terry manages to move out of the way of that! Kelton lands chest first on the turnbuckle before bouncing off… INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY TERRY WHICH TAKES HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF! Kelton stumbles back up to his feet trying to gain his bearings… ONLY FOR TERRY TO RUN FORWARD AND TAKE KELTON’S HEAD OFF WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE! What force by Terry as he begins to mount a comeback right here! Terry is on a roll right now as Kelton once again begins to get back up to his feet only for Terry to snatch him by the arm and leave him to be sent across the ring with an Irish whip! TERRY CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE BEFORE RUNNING IN AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH YET ANOTHER BIG BOOT-
Jake Mercer: NO! Kelton ducks beneath that this time! BUT TERRY WHIPS AROUND AS KELTON FLIES TOWARDS HIM WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! BUT TERRY CATCHES HIM IN HIS GRIP BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Terry isn’t done as he rolls through… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘CHAMBERS OF PAIN’! THE MODIFIED BUTTERFLY DDT CONNECTS AS TERRY ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE LEG LOOKING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S KELTON THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THAT! Terry is shocked but Kelton isn’t the New Breed Champion for no reason now! Kelton is slowly beginning to get back up to his feet… ONLY FOR TERRY TO RUN FORWARD AND GO FOR ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE’! BOOT TO THE FACE OF KELTON WHILE HE TRIES TO RECOVER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER IT AS TERRY NAILS THE REFEREE WITH HIS FINISHER INSTEAD! Terry is in shock as he gets back up to his feet and turns around- ‘SPOILER ALERT’! FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP CONNECTS TAKING TERRY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
(Kelton from there turns around and rolls out of the ring, knowing that he has more than enough time to do some damage to Terry as he storms over and snatches his New Breed Championship. From there, he enters back into the ring and paces around, waiting for Terry to get back up to his feet…)
Jake Mercer: KELTON SPRINTING FORWARD LOOKING TO TAKE TERRY BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP WHILE THE REFEREE IS OUT-
(CRACK!)
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS JUST ROLLED INTO THE RING AND CONNECTED WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL OF KELTON! THEY’VE SEEM ENOUGH AND IS NOW LOOKING TO TAKE ACTION BEFORE A BAD SITUATION TURNS INTO WORSE! KELTON STUMBLES BACK UP-
(CRACK!)
Flannery McCoy: AS ALEX STEPS FORWARD AND ONCE AGAIN CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF KELTON WHICH DROPS HIM BACK DOWN ONCE MORE!
(The referee begins to regain consciousness as he flutters his eyes scanning the scene around him. Upon seeing Alex Myers gripping a chair in their hand inside of the ring with both Terry Chambers and Jon Kelton down on the ground, it told him all he needed to know to make his decision as he waves Stephie Love over weakly.)
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the referee has ruled this match a no contest!
Jake Mercer: Well what a turn of events right now, but I don’t think Alex really cares… AS THEY SLAM THE CHAIR DOWN ON KELTON’S BACK THIS TIME! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT ALEX MYERS HAS BEEN THROUGH THESE LAST FEW WEEKS WITH JON KELTON! DOING EVERYTHING TO KEEP THEIR COOL AND COMPOSE THEMSELF WHILE KELTON PUSHED THEM AROUND AND BELITTLED THEM! THEY’VE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND TONIGHT THEY’RE TAKING ACTION!
Stew-O: ALEX TURNS AROUND BEFORE BEGINNING TO MAKE THEIR WAY UP THE TOP ROPE, WITH KELTON COMPLETELY LIMP ON THE GROUND… AS THEY LEAP OFF AND CONNECT WITH SINNER’S LULLABY! REVERSE FACING DIVING SENTON CONNECTS COMPLETELY TAKING KELTON OUT! COULD THIS BE WHAT WE SEE AT BATTLE OF EGYPT?! ALEX MYERS STANDING TALL OVER THE BODY OF JON KELTON?!
(Alex scoops the New Breed Championship up in their possession as they take a good look at it, raising it high into the air as the crowd cheers for them. From there, they throw the Championship back down over the body of Kelton before they roll out of the ring and begin to make their way towards the backstage area, feeling satisfied with their work here tonight. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition over.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for CTE World’s greatest hits featuring Xander Payne.)
(Inside the ring stands StarrStan and the Friday Night Dynasty General Manager stands at the far end of a long table, on which is an open contract, two microphones, and with two chairs on either side of it. Raising his own microphone, StarrStan addresses the crowd with a grin.)
StarrStan: I have to say that the closer we get to Grand Rampage, the more I can feel the excitement buzzing in the air! It’s a huge event with huge opportunities, huge moments waiting to be had by so many Elitists, and huge implications on Pain for Pride as we continue on our road to the biggest show in wrestling!
(The crowd cheers at the mention of Pain for Pride, and StarrStan nods along.)
StarrStan: That said, we can’t go into Grand Rampage without plenty of other big matches to look forward to, and with all the hype surrounding the Ladder Match that’ll take place just a week later at Battle of Egypt for a shot at Pain for Pride for the Universal Women’s Championship, the Universal Women’s Title match at Grand Rampage is one that can’t be missed either! With two women such as Cameron Ella Ava and Andrea Valentine battling it out for the Championship that Andrea currently holds, I have no doubt that they’ll show exactly why all the stakes surrounding that title are as high as they are! Now, I’m hoping that this will be a contract signing that doesn’t get out of hand, and with as much respect as Andrea and Cameron hold for one another, I’d like to assume that won’t be the case. Nonetheless, I’m more than happy to preside over this, and just as happy to introduce to you the one and only “Goddess” Cameron Ella Ava!
(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli begins to play and the crowd rises to their feet in cheers for the former Answers World Champion as she makes her way out onto the stage! Letting the crowd take in the sight of her here on Dynasty for a moment, Cameron eventually starts down the ramp with a smile on her face and she comes up the steps to join StarrStan in the ring. She takes one of the available chairs and sits herself down, picking up the microphone as StarrStan welcomes her to the ring.)
StarrStan: Thank you so much for joining us here on Dynasty, Cameron!
Cameron Ella Ava: The pleasure is all mine, StarrStan. Coming here to Dynasty and answering Andrea’s challenge for the Universal Women’s Championship was something that I didn’t even need to question. I know I wasn’t on Dynasty last week and I apologize for that, but make no mistake about it, I heard what Andrea had to say and I’m proud to let everyone know that you all – and Andrea, herself – can all expect me to go into Grand Rampage giving nothing but my best. Andrea was right to say that she shouldn’t expect me to let her down because everyone who knows me, everyone who’s ever been in the ring with me, knows that I always deliver my best – and my best is going to be what wins me the Universal Women’s Championship. I’m a Hall of Famer and a former World Champion myself, so I know I have what it takes much like everyone else does themselves and if there was any question about what more I have left to give, then anyone doubting me can see what’s to come at Grand Rampage.
(StarrStan nods his head appreciatively, responding to Cameron’s smile with one of his own before he brings the attention back upon himself.)
StarrStan: Now, for the Universal Women’s Champion herself, who has taken herself right back to the very top with much-needed determination and refusal to quit, and did so by defeating the longest-reigning Universal Women’s Champion of all time at King of Elite: Andrea Valentine!
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX begins to play and the crowd continues to cheer as Andrea makes her way out with a smile on her face and the Universal Women’s Championship raised! She points out at the crowd for a moment before starting down to the ring, where she ends up taking the remaining seat across from Cameron. Andrea sits the Universal Women’s Title propped up for everyone to see, and makes herself comfortable in the chair while grabbing the microphone off of the table in front of her.)
Andrea Valentine: You know, Cameron, I’m really glad that at Grand Rampage, I can expect you to be at and bring your best. Not only would the EAW Universe be disappointed, but more importantly, I definitely would be. I mean, the thought of having an opponent who wasn’t ready to do anything and everything to try to take this Universal Women’s Championship from me? I’d be really let down… but I’m really looking forward to knowing that I defeated Cameron Ella Ava once again with her having been ready to go all out! 😌 I know we’ve been in the ring together before at a time when we were both on top of EAW – you were the reigning Answers World Champion and I was reigning as the EAW World Champion – and that’s something that I couldn’t ever forget, especially when it was the first time that we had ever been in the ring like that before. It was a dream match for me and we both had so much to be proud of at the time, and all this time later, I don’t think that much has changed despite how different things are now.
Andrea Valentine: We’ve both had experiences happen since then that have made us look at things differently. We could really sit here longer than expected speaking about it all, but that’s a conversation that could seem like it might never end. I honestly think everyone knows that the both of us have had to do a lot and go through a lot to be sitting here discussing this and it makes me appreciate it just that much more, knowing that once again the two of us will be facing off – only this time there’s so much more on the line. I’ve got no problem saying that I expect to see you leaving Grand Rampage empty-handed because I have every intention of remaining on top as the Universal Women’s Champion, and I’m gonna do that by beating another one of the best. I beat your sister for this, wanting it because of how ambitious I know it’d be and prove what I needed to in becoming a World Champion for a second time – and I’m really looking forward to beating you again only this time to be the only one of us that’s leaving the match with a Championship.
(Cameron nods her head in an understanding manner and takes a moment to consider Andrea’s words before she responds, looking directly across to the Champion.)
Cameron Ella Ava: I can respect that, I know what it’s like to want to take on everyone and anyone, and come out on top every time that you’re met with a challenge – but keep in mind that I’m not Camille. You and her put on an amazing match that either one of you could’ve won, and I can’t say that I hadn’t already made it known to her in some way that maybe even I would’ve stepped up for that Universal Women’s Championship at some point – just imagine what it would’ve been like for the two of us to be facing off against each other! But that just comes back to my point: you and Camille did great, there’s no denying that, but my presence just makes things even more must-see! I make history and I make moments, and while I respect and admire what you’ve been able to do for yourself in becoming one of the best, Andrea, I still have plenty that I want to accomplish for myself. Becoming Universal Women’s Champion is one of them. When it comes to my career and what I want to achieve, there’s really no one that I’d really allow to stand in my way or keep me from getting what I want – just think back to who I beat to become the Answers World Champion! 😉
Cameron Ella Ava: I would’ve loved to have had a reign that was more remarkable, one that helped to define that Championship even more and add to its legacy in a way that only Cameron Ella Ava could – things didn’t end on the note that I would’ve liked for them too. The Universal Women’s Championship is a title that I can have an impact on and add to in a way that shows that I can go through what all of what I have, take a flaming Equalizer to the head, have a baby, and come back to accomplish something as impressive as beating one of the best win the Universal Women’s Championship. There’s no denying what something like that would mean for me, for my career, and for the women watching who wonder if they could really have it all – I’m the perfect example for them. My name has crossed through different eras for me to have the legacy and the impact that I do, and I see what kind of competition is surrounding the Universal Women’s Title and it makes me want to be a part of that. With all that in mind, that’s how I know I’d be the perfect Universal Women’s Champion, too, because for as good as you are, I’ve got every reason to go out there at Grand Rampage to be even better like I know I can.
(Cameron sets her microphone down and takes the pen provided that rests on top of the contract, picking it up to sign her name where it calls for her signature. She sets the pen down and respectfully pushes the contract over in Andrea’s direction, and the Champion stops it just in time to keep it from going over the edge. Andrea takes the pen and looks the contract over herself before finding where she needs to sign, writing down her name where it’s needed before flipping the contract shut and setting the pen down on top of it.)
StarrStan: So it’s official! Cameron Ella Ava will challenge Andrea Valentine for the Universal Women’s Championshi-
Andrea Valentine: And she’ll lose.
(StarrStan stops talking, looking at Andrea and appearing tense for a moment as he’s not sure where she’s about to take this. He expected to be able to get in and out of the ring for this contract signing rather quietly, but Andrea seems to have put that on pause for the moment.)
Andrea Valentine: Don’t get me wrong, Cameron, it’ll be a competitive match and you’ll be able to show everyone that you’re far from being done and that maybe there is more for you to accomplish beyond what you already have – but it’s not something you’re going to do with the Universal Women’s Championship. As much of a fight that Madison gave me at Reckless Wiring and what it personally meant for me to beat her all these years later, that wasn’t enough for me. Sure, I beat Madison and proved that I could’ve very well been on top of the women’s division a few years ago, but this goes beyond Madison and it goes beyond something that happened years ago in the past when we’re very much living in the present. It took me a while to get back to a spot like this and I went through my own experiences to be here – it wasn’t a question to me if I was ready to endure everything that could come my way, and that included having to take on competition like you.
Andrea Valentine: All things considered, I don’t see you being ready for what I’m willing to do now. I’ve had my ups and downs like anyone else, but with what it took to become the Universal Women’s Champion, I’m looking to do even more for me to stay on top-
Cameron Ella Ava: Then you won’t mind me saying that you’ll have to settle for having only beaten Madison as your only defense as the Universal Women’s Champion. I know it’s not something you’ll want to be okay with but I’ve got my sights set on winning that Championship, Andrea, and no matter what you think, that’s not something I’m willing to give up on. I’m the biggest challenge any woman could have when it comes to that Championship you’ve got, and I’ve got the resume to prove that. I’ve got the experience on my side to back that up. I know what you’ve been through and I respect how you’ve been able to rise back up, but I know I’m the better woman here in this and I know I’ve got it in me to prove it. I came into the season off the back of defeating the same man who beat you for the EAW World Championship, and now I’m gonna do the same to you – the only difference is that I’ll have the Universal Women’s Title to hold up over my head to take back with me into Showdown. And the look on Veena’s face when I beat her-
Andrea Valentine: You can go ahead and beat Veena, but you’re gonna have to do it without what will still be my Universal Women’s Championship after Grand Rampage! 😊 I’ll welcome whatever challenge you want to give me at Grand Rampage with open arms and you know I will, but when it comes down to it, the fight you put up just to lose is something that you’ll have to settle for being proud of. I’ve got no expectations of dropping this Championship to you so that you can fulfill an idea of being “The Goddess of All Eras” like you said a few weeks ago; it’s a convenient time to try to capitalize on that during all this #EAW15 nostalgia with all these returning women popping up 🤭, but regardless, you’re gonna know for sure that this is one era of EAW’s women’s division that you won’t get to reign on top of yet with me being the woman you have to beat – which you haven’t and you won’t so long as I have anything to do about it. You’re a trailblazer, a woman who’s broken barriers, someone that I looked up to when I was really getting into being a part of EAW – that’s going to make beating you again at a time like this now something I want even more. I get that it’s an exciting time to be a part of the women’s division with all this competition the winner could get to face at Pain for Pride, I don’t blame you for wanting to be a part of it all in the slightest – but that’s where I’m headed and I’m gonna do it as the Universal Women’s Champion.
Cameron Ella Ava: You know what? You enjoy that Championship while you’ve still got it, Andrea, because with the way I’m feeling and what I know this match is going to mean to me – to the both of us – I can’t wait for the two of us to meet in the ring at Grand Rampage. We both know each other well enough to know that neither of us is going down without a fight, that we’re gonna give it our all and not hold back because we respect each other more than enough to know we’re not gonna let the other get away without bringing anything less – and that’s why I can’t wait to finally become the Universal Women’s Champion by beating you.
(Cameron sets down her microphone and stands up, and Andrea does the same before raising the Universal Women’s Championship. The two women stare each other down, both of them nodding to one another – as tense as things might appear to be there’s still mutual respect between the two of them. As Cameron points to the Championship and says something to Andrea which Andrea appears to shake her head at, the scene fades out.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Drake King’s starring role as the villain from Luke Cage Season 2.)
(Inside the ring stands Stephie Love, a smile on her face as she announces the next match.)
Stephie Love: The following singles contest is scheduled for-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(“Party Goin Dumb” by Rico Nasty begins to play and the crowd comes to life with cheers as Astraea makes her way out, embracing the reception before starting down to the ring!)
Stephie Love: First, from Chicago, Illinois… weighing 165 pounds… ASTRAEA JORDAN!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: We’ll be getting a look at two of the women who’ll be competing at Battle of Egypt for a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship, and I believe it goes without saying that Astraea is going to be on the attack when it comes to getting a shot at the chance to hold her first World Championship in EAW!
Flannery McCoy: Astraea absolutely did not come back to sit on the sidelines or let anyone take the spotlight from her, and I know from personal interactions with her that when it comes to something like this, she won’t be playing around! And with Madison for an opponent? Tonight hardly qualifies as a proper preview of what these two could really get up to against each other, but it’ll be interesting to see nonetheless!
(“O Fortuna” by Carl Orff begins to play after Astraea enters the ring and the crowd boos Madison as she comes out to the stage, stopping for a moment as following out shortly after are Amber Keys and Cleopatra!)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Amber Keys and Cleopatra… from Tampa Bay, Florida and weighing in at 120 pounds…. “The Mistress of Death” MADISON KALINE!!!!!!
Stew-O: This is certainly a surprise! I didn’t expect Madison to have Amber and Cleopatra coming out here with her, and judging from Astraea’s reaction as she conversates with the ring official, she wasn’t expecting it either!
Flannery McCoy: I suppose with everything that’s gone on with Becca Black, Mary S. Atlas, and Diamond Dixon on Sunday Night Voltage, it could be that they decided to keep themselves on alert. It certainly doesn’t look like this will favor Astraea, as she knows she’s got every reason to be on the look out for shady stuff going down!
Jake Mercer: Does The Queen’s Court look bothered to you about any of that, Flannery?! No! And why?! #QueensCourtBetter! But they can keep that mess over on Voltage, this is OUR show!
Stew-O: Despite that, we’ve got Astraea and Madison meeting up in what was once a Pain for Pride match! These two have a deeply personal and intense history with each other going back a few years, and judging from what they had to say to each other, it’s not something that was put behind them at all going into this – and now we get to watch it all escalate here tonight in this match!
(Madison rolls into the ring while Amber and Cleopatra remain outside, the referee calling for the bell as Astraea and Madison are prepared to start!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Astraea and Madison go to lock up in the middle of the ring- MADISON THROWS ASTRAEA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BACK HEEL TRIP RIGHT OUT THE GATE! THE BACK OF ASTRAEA’S HEAD SMACKS THE CANVAS AS SHE GETS SWEPT OFF HER FEET!
Jake Mercer: And look at Madison’s slick smirk as she starts slapping Astraea over the top of her head as Astraea sits herself up! She’s clearly looking to get under the skin of her opponent here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure how wise that is – these two had a vicious rivalry back when I was the Empire General Manager, and I can vividly recall how these two only seemed to try to one-up each other on not holding back. It could only get more intense or controversial when doors like that get opened!
Stew-O: Madison doesn’t seem concerned as shoves Astraea over with the bottom of her boot and backs away to the corner as Astraea gets up to go after Madison with a laser-like focus, and Madison sidesteps her to cause Astraea to charge into nothing but the turnbuckles! Madison grabs Astraea by her hair and begins to slam her face into the top turnbuckle! Astraea then finds herself getting stomped down into the corner and Madison rams her knee right into Astraea’s face, holding it there and holding onto the top rope for leverage to apply as much pressure as possible!
Flannery McCoy: Madison backs off at the ring official’s count of four with her hands raised before pushing past him and grabbing Astraea by her braid- ASTRAEA PULLS MADISON’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SHE TAKES MADISON TO THE MAT, IMMEDIATELY GOING INTO THROWING PUNCHES DOWN AT THE FORMER WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION! IT’S CLEAR THAT THESE TWO HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN OR PUT ASIDE THEIR PAST HISTORY WITH EACH OTHER, AND NOW ASTRAEA IS ALL OVER MADISON! SHE HAMMERS DOWN AT THE FORMER EMPRESS OF ELITE’S FACE AND HOLDS NOTHING BACK AS SHE HAS MADISON TRYING TO COVER UP!
Jake Mercer: Astraea gets off of Madison and has her by the hair to bring her to her feet, whipping her across the ring and Madison gets her arms around the top rope as soon as she hits the ropes. Astraea charges over- MADISON POPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ASTRAEA DROPS TO THE FLOOR! ASTRAEA TAKES A HUGE, UNEXPECTED FALL AND SHE CRASHES WITH A THUD AT RINGSIDE!
Stew-O: The ring official instructs Amber and Cleopatra to stay back as it looked like they were getting a little too close for his liking, and they back off as they see how Madison quickly steps out of the ring and onto the apron before hopping down, a proud smile on her face before she snatches Astraea up off the floor AND THROWS HER INTO THE VERY FRONT OF OUR COMMENTARY TABLE! Astraea has a hand pressed to her back now moments after hitting the commentary table but Madison isn’t going to allow much time for rest, as she grabs Astraea and gets her in a front headlock, LIFTING HER UP AND TURNING BEFORE LETTING HER DROP DOWN ACROSS THE TOP OF THE NEARBY STEEL STEPS! AND MADISON STARTS CLUBBING ASTRAEA OVER THE BACK OF HER HEAD AFTER LETTING ASTRAEA JORDAN FALL FRONT FIRST ONTO THE STEPS FROM THAT SUPLEX POSITION!
Flannery McCoy: To much applause and encouragement from her Queen’s Court allies, Madison is relentless as she starts driving her knee over and over again into Astraea’s head! She’s got her in a vulnerable position here and it’s doing Astraea no favors as it allows Madison to be in full control like she is now! A significant blow to the side of the head from Madison’s knee leaves Astraea dangling over the side of the steps, Madison taking a few steps back BEFORE TAKING OFF AND CONNECTING WITH A FRONT DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO DRIVE ASTRAEA’S FACE INTO THE SIDE OF THE STEPS! ASTRAEA APPEARS TO BE KNOCKED OUT AS SHE JUST HANGS THERE OVER THE STEPS, NOT MOVING AT ALL!
Stew-O: And that is a dangerous position to be in for Astraea after that, as Madison isn’t known for being merciful! Madison gets her arm around Astraea’s head and begins to pull Astraea away from the steps until only her feet are left on them, AND SHE DROPS DOWN INTO A DDT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! MADISON SPIKES THE VERY TOP OF ASTRAEA’S HEAD ON THE FLOOR IN THAT DDT, SHOWING JUST HOW UNFORGIVING SHE IS GOING TO BE – AND IT’S STILL EARLY IN THE MATCH! MADISON NOW GRABS ASTRAEA OFF THE FLOOR AND ROLLS HER INTO THE RING WHERE SHE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR A PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Jake Mercer: Astraea Jordan gets her shoulder up! But wow, what cruel intentions Madison Kaline just showed out here to have Astraea even in this position right now! But I can’t say I’m surprised that Madison is reaching into some of the dark depths of her mind – training as rigorously as she did in the Cambodian forests to prepare for her return will have you unlocking some savage instincts to ensure your own survival!
Flannery McCoy: She was not training in Cambodian forests. :skip:
Jake Mercer: Where’s your proof, Flannery?! You don’t have any!
Flannery McCoy: I- never mind. While Cleopatra and Amber berate the referee for what they believe to have been a slow count, Madison wrangles Astraea off of the mat and keeps her head down, a wise move to keep Astraea disoriented while throwing her knee up into Astraea’s gut and backing her toward the ropes! Astraea gets turned around and carelessly shoved out over the middle rope, Madison reaching over the top rope grabbing her braid to pull her head back over the top rope while having her knee driven into Astraea’s lower back! Astraea shouts as Madison pulls harder on her braid and the referee begins a count, Madison being sure to hold it up to a four before letting go!
Stew-O: Just pure ruthlessness on the part of Madison right now as she quickly grabs the braid again and drops into a seated position on the mat, snapping the back of Astraea’s neck against the top rope and Astraea ends up falling back into the ring afterward. Applause and cheers can be heard coming from Amber and Cleopatra as they watch on, while Madison ignores the ring official reprimanding her to get Astraea up into a slingshot suplex that drops Astraea on her back with a surge of extra momentum! Madison doesn’t let go though and rolls over to hoist Astraea up with a double underhook backbreaker over her knee, and Astraea gets shoved off of it as Madison goes for another pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Astraea kicks out! I doubt she expected to be struggling like this but Madison is showing exactly why she’s not to be undervalued or overlooked. Madison gets Astraea up and whips her into a corner of the ring where she goes to follow up, but gets a back elbow to the face from Astraea! The former Women’s World Champion is stunned and Astraea starts battling her way out the corner with multiple forearms to the face of Madison, knocking her back toward the middle of the ring!
Stew-O: Astraea reels back and goes to swing another time but Madison ducks down and ends up behind her! Madison looks to take Astraea off of her feet with a back suplex lift, but Astraea rolls back over her shoulder and lands on her feet to land behind Madison, AND SHE HITS A DROPKICK TO THE BACK TO SEND MADISON BARRELLING INTO THE CORNER! MADISON HITS THE TURNBUCKLES AND ASTRAEA COMES LEAPING IN WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! ASTRAEA KEEPS HER ON HER FEET AFTER KICKING HER IN THE GUT AND THEN THROWING HER FROM THE CORNER WITH AN ALLEY OOP FACEBUSTER THAT SENDS MADISON TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Astraea is in another zone right now after getting back into the fight and finding herself with the chance to deal out some damage back to Madison! Kaline is moving to get back up to her feet already but Astraea comes through with a bicycle toe kick that brings Madison snapping up and her head back before Astraea lunges in for a clothesline that strikes her back down and she connects with a knee drop right to the face! Astraea roughly drags her up and begins to strike with a series of uppercuts before kicking Madison backward into the ropes and she comes springing forward off of them right into a belly to belly suplex from Astraea! Astraea rises to her feet with a stomp down on Madison’s stomach before taking off into the ropes for a handspring into a moonsault effectively crashing down on Madison! She holds her for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Stew-O: It’s not enough to hold Madison down as she continues to be resilient herself! She’s not going down so easily all this time later against one of the biggest rivals in her career; it’ll take more than that if Astraea wants to win. Astraea grabs the arms in a full nelson from a mounted position in order to get Madison up on her feet, and I really have to wonder what she’s going for here as she lifts Madison off her feet-
Jake Mercer: Madison forces a stop as she gets her leg around Astraea’s to block the lift! Madison is able to free one of her arms and starts elbowing Astraea in the face to try to fight her off and Astraea is forced to let go, giving Madison the perfect opportunity to hit a spinning heel- NO! ASTRAEA DUCKS AND MADISON GOES SPINNING AROUND, ASTRAEA RUNNING HER INTO THE ROPES FROM BEHIND AND BACK INTO A ROLL-UP- THAT’S A GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF AN O’CONNOR ROLL! MADISON KALINE GETS ABSOLUTELY DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD! WHAT A COUNTER BY ASTRAEA JORDAN!
Flannery McCoy: But Astraea isn’t going to go getting comfortable with what she’s done just now as she looks to follow up, taking Madison over her shoulder and driving her into the corner where things aren’t looking so good for Maddie as she gets one hell of a beating from Astraea! These two Empress of Elite winners have been taking it to each other but it’s Astraea who’s in full control here at the moment, whipping her across the ring into the opposite corner only for Madison to look to spring back behind Astraea after bouncing off the bottom rope-
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN IS ABLE TO CATCH MADISON OVER HER SHOULDER! MADISON IS SCREAMING AS SHE’S BEEN CAUGHT IN MID-AIR AND TRYING TO GET OUT OF ASTRAEA’S GRASP, BUT ASTRAEA’S GOT HER HELD TIGHT AND TAKES OFF WITH A RUNNING START BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A POWERSLAM THAT DRIVES MADISON TO THE CANVAS! ASTRAEA HOLDS HER DOWN WITH THE INSIDE LEG HOOKED!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Jake Mercer: The count is stopped as Cleo directs the ring official’s attention to Madison’s foot being on the bottom rope, but it was put there by Amber! The ring official didn’t even see it!
Flannery McCoy: But you know who did see it? Astraea Jordan! She’s shouting at Amber for interfering on Madison’s behalf and now arguing with the referee about it, but he didn’t see a thing! Madison is directed to roll out of the ring by Cleopatra while Astraea is arguing with the referee still and the Queen’s Court seems to be regrouping here on the outside with Amber and Cleopatra no doubt offering some strategy advice-
Stew-O: IT’LL HAVE TO WAIT AS ASTRAEA LEAPS OFF THE APRON WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY INTO THE GROUP! SHE TAKES ALL THREE MEMBERS OF THE QUEEN’S COURT DOWN IN ONE SWOOP, HAVING CAUGHT ALL OF THEM BY SURPRISE!
Flannery McCoy: Astraea gets to her feet to the sound of a cheering crowd and she finds Madison down on the ground, grabbing her by her hair and rolling her into the ring- CLEO HAS THE FOOT! CLEOPATRA HAS ASTRAEA’S FOOT JUST AS SHE’S TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE RING AND THE RING OFFICIAL DOESN’T SEE IT BECAUSE MADISON’S GOT HIM DISTRACTED! Astraea manages to finally shoot her leg back to kick Cleopatra in the face- M.O.D.!!!!! MADISON CONNECTS WITH THE FAMEASSER WHILE ASTRAEA WAS STILL TRYING TO COME THROUGH THE ROPES AND ASTRAEA IS PLANTED FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!! MADISON HURRIES TO TURN HER OVER INTO THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR-
Stew-O: A KICKOUT BY ASTRAEA MUCH TO THE RELIEF OF THE CROWD! BUT MADISON LOOKS LIVID AS SHE SITS UP SHOUTING AT THE REFEREE, AND IMMEDIATELY TURNS AROUND TO START BEATING DOWN ON ASTRAEA!!!
Jake Mercer: Astraea covers up while on the mat and Madison gets to her feet with the help of the ropes, now starting to stomp down on her in an irate outburst! She was sure she should’ve been able to capitalize off of that distraction thanks to Cleopatra and secure the win, but Astraea is just too strong still!
Flannery McCoy: Madison grabs Astraea and takes her to the corner where she props her up on the top turnbuckles, clubbing Astraea on the way up and getting onto the top rope from which she tries to pull Astraea up with her but finds herself having some trouble! Madison tries to force her up once again but it looks like Astraea is refusing to budge as holds herself down! Kaline throwing down some punches at the top of Astraea’s head- ASTRAEA KNOCKS ONE OF MADISON’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND MADISON IS STRUNG UPSIDE DOWN IN THE CORNER! HER LEG IS CAUGHT BEHIND THE TURNBUCKLE AND IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT HER FROM FALLING RIGHT ON HER HEAD!
Stew-O: But nonetheless, the desperation move by Astraea keeps her in the match and now she gets up to stand on the top turnbuckle while Madison is struggling to pull herself up! POWER OF EQUALITY!!!! ASTRAEA JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE TO HIT A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ON MADISON THAT SHE WASN’T AT ALL IN A POSITION TO TRY TO EVADE!! ASTRAEA DRIVES HER BOOTS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE FORMER WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION, AND MADISON IS RIPPED DOWN OUT THE CORNER FROM THE FORCE OF ASTRAEA’S POWER ALONE!!!
Jake Mercer: Astraea is slow to rise while Madison remains down, Astraea making her way over and pulling Madison up to get her head down, clearly looking to go for lifting her into a powerbomb as she gets her arms around Madison’s waist! BUT CLEOPATRA HOPS ONTO THE APRON AND THE REFEREE GOES OVER TO DEAL WITH THAT! Astraea is shouting at Cleopatra to get down even while the referee is telling the Hall of Famer to do the same- MADISON FLIPS ASTRAEA OVER AND TO THE MAT WITH A BACK BODY DROP WHILE ASTRAEA WAS DISTRACTED!
Flannery McCoy: This is just the opening that Madison needed, and she capitalizes on it by going in for a rolling neck snap while Astraea was trying to sit herself up and then comes back around with a senton to throw all her weight on top of Astraea! She brings Astraea up while dropping elbows over the back of the head before hitting a knee lift into the face and kicking her leg out from under her, then running off the ropes while she’s got Astraea on a knee to hit a swinging neckbreaker! Madison now running to the ropes again AND HITTING A MADDIE BOMB AFTER SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES!
Stew-O: ALL SHE GETS ARE TWO KNEES TO THE RIBS, HOWEVER! ASTRAEA GETS HER KNEES UP JUST IN TIME AND MADISON IS LEFT ROLLING ON THE MAT, ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HERSELF IN WHAT HAS TO BE EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Both women are down here for a moment but it looks like Astraea is going to be the first to move, going for Madison once again much to the apparent concern of Cleopatra and Amber as they stand beside each other watching on. Astraea goes to get Madison in position to get lifted for a powerbomb again- BUT CLEOPATRA IS BACK ON THE APRON! ASTRAEA NOW JOINS THE REFEREE THIS TIME IN TRYING TO SHOUT AT CLEOPATRA TO GET DOWN, BUT JUST BEHIND HER AMBER KEYS SLIDES INTO THE RING! AMBER KEYS COMING UP FROM BEHIND AND GRABBING ASTRAEA BY HER BRAID!
Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA KICKS HER AWAY AS SHE WAS PULLED AROUND BY HER HAIR! ASTRAEA SHOUTING TO GET THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION, AND HE SEES AMBER IN THE RING! The referee is shouting at Amber to leave the ring, pointing at her and then to Cleopatra to let them know that they’re both ejected from ringside! Amber is backed to the ropes by the ring official and Cleopatra comes around on the outside to where Amber is, the two of them arguing with the referee that they didn’t do anything!
Stew-O: Amber steps out onto the apron and climbs down to get beside Cleo- THEY PULL THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER THE REFEREE AND DRAG HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! CLEO AND AMBER START BEATING DOWN ON THE RING OFFICIAL! WITH KICKS AND STOMPS, THEY’RE LAYING INTO THE REFEREE FOR GETTING THEM EJECTED FROM RINGSIDE TO PUT A STOP TO THEIR INTERFERENCE! THIS IS JUST UNCALLED FOR!
Flannery McCoy: Absolutely uncalled for, Stew! I can’t believe what we’re seeing right now! They’re beating up a referee! Astraea makes her way over and reaches through the ropes to pull Cleopatra away by her hair- CLEO HITS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO KNOCK ASTRAEA BACK INTO THE RING! AND NOW CLEOPATRA AND AMBER SLIDE INTO THE RING WHERE THEY’RE JOINED BY MADISON AS THEY START TO GANG UP ON ASTRAEA! QUEEN’S COURT HAS ASTRAEA JORDAN DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND THEY’RE STOMPING AND KICKING THE HELL OUT OF ASTRAEA NOW THAT THEY’VE GOT HER RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT HER! SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO AND NO ONE TO CALL THIS OFF!
(“Amerika” by Rammstein begins to play and the crowd buzzes at the sight of an intense Sheridan Muller making her way out! Sheridan comes down the ramp, her focus solely on the ring!)
Stew-O: SHERIDAN MULLER HAS COME TO HELP ASTRAEA JORDAN?!
Flannery McCoy: I can’t say she was someone we expected to be coming to the aid of Astraea Jordan!
Stew-O: AND SHE ROLLS INTO THE RING GOING RIGHT FOR MADISON, THROWING HER DOWN TO THE MAT BY HER HAIR FROM BEHIND! SHERIDAN THEN STRIKING AMBER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND SHE SETS HER SIGHTS ON CLEOPATRA, SHOVING HER DOWN TO THE MAT! CLEO SCRAMBLES TO THE ROPES TO TRY TO GET HERSELF UP TO HER FEET BUT SHERIDAN STARTS TO ATTACK AFTER GETTING HER IN THE CORNER, AND SHERIDAN ISN’T HOLDING BACK!
Jake Mercer: CLEOPATRA TRIES TO COVER UP BUT SHERIDAN JUST STARTS GOING IN WITH KNEE STRIKE AFTER KNEE STRIKE! CLEOPATRA IS IN A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE DEALING WITH SHERIDAN HERE, WHO SHE DIDN’T EXPECT TO HAVE COMING AT HER LIKE THIS! SHE’S UNLEASHING ON THE FORMER VIXEN’S CHAMPION WITH SOME HEAVY BLOWS-
Flannery McCoy: BUT CLEOPATRA AND MADISON PUT A STOP TO THAT AS THEY’RE BACK UP, AND ATTACKING SHERIDAN FROM BEHIND! THE TWO OF THEM GET HER OFF OF CLEOPATRA AND AN INCENSED CLEOPATRA LOOKS TO JOIN THEM IN THE BEATDOWN, BUT ASTRAEA CUTS HER OFF AND TAKES HER ACROSS THE RING AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE ACTION! THE TWO OF THEM TRADE STRIKES IN THE CORNER, CHANGING POSITIONING A NUMBER OF TIMES FOR EITHER OF THEM TO TRY TO GET THE UPPER HAND IN THE SITUATION HERE!
(“Kings and Queens” by Ava Max begins to play! Everyone’s attention cuts to the stage where Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade arrive, the two of them slowly starting down the ramp with the crowd roaring at the idea of The Jaded Hearts getting involved in the brawl!)
Stew-O: The Jaded Hearts are here! Just when we thought things couldn’t get anymore explosive, we’ve got Sienna and Kassidy coming to get involved in the action!
(The two of them make it down the ramp and they look to one another before looking back in the ring… and shake their heads before beginning to back away, waving dismissively at the women in the ring as they seemingly have no interest in getting involved. It doesn’t take much to see that they seem to think they’re above it. Cleopatra, Madison, and Amber are all calling Kassidy and Sienna to get into the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: So they’re not gonna do anything? :skip:
Jake Mercer: Apparently not! But why risk an unnecessary injury or anything when you can just watch your future opponents just tear each other apart in the meantime? 💅
Stew-O: AND IT’S ENOUGH OF A DISTRACTION FOR ASTRAEA LIFT CLEOPATRA UP AND DUMP HER OUT OF THE RING! CLEO HITS THE FLOOR AND SHERIDAN TACKLES AMBER TO THE MAT! MADISON TEARS SHERIDAN OFF OF AMBER BUT ASTRAEA GOES RIGHT FOR MADISON, THE TWO OF THEM GETTING TANGLED UP AND THROWING HITS AT EACH OTHER! AMBER AND SHERIDAN ARE TIED UP WITH EACH OTHER- AMBER RAKES SHERIDAN’S EYES AND KICKS HER AWAY TO THE MAT! AND THAT GIVES AMBER THE CHANCE TO THROW ASTRAEA DOWN TO THE MAT FROM BEHIND, THEN DIRECTING MADISON OUT THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Madison and Amber are able to make their escape, coming around the ring and immediately checking on Cleopatra to help her up off of the floor. I can’t say who really came out of this looking better for it, but clearly, we can expect that the women who’ll be competing in the Ladder Match at Battle of Egypt are sure to be full of surprises! What a chaotic scene we just witnessed!
(Astraea and Sheridan are at the ropes having been too slow to get their hands on Amber and Madison when they left the ring and are left to resort to shouting at the Queen’s Court, Astraea is especially furious over how her match with Madison turned out. But the attention of the three women at ringside seems to be scattered between the women in the ring and the Jaded Hearts who mock them all from the higher up the ramp now, Kassidy and Sienna having no issue getting into verbal exchanges with any of the women who direct any of what they’ve got to say at them. While EMTs tend to the referee who Amber and Cleopatra beat down at ringside, the scene fades on all of the women continuing to argue with each other about what all just transpired.)
(A commercial is shown for Battle of Egypt III: Alexandria Falls.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then comes back to the arena where the camera is focused on the commentary team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer: All three of them smile as Stew begins to speak towards the EAW Universe watching from home enthusiastically.)
Stew-O: Welcome back! And let me tell you, what a show we’ve had so far! Getting the chance to witness some amazing matches and thrilling storylines, and the fun isn’t over yet! Coming up next we have our main event with Dr. Bethany Blue, along with Caroline in her corner, going up against SOSA Henderson. The two of them headline our show as it’s clear a win of this magnitude could do wonders for their career.
Flannery McCoy: Of course, knowing SOSA and Bethany they are going to put on one hell of a match to make sure that either one of them comes out on top. And that, as Stew said, is coming right up next here on Dynasty-
(The commentary team is stopped as a steel chair is seen flying over their heads and into the crowd. All three of them are startled as they look around, as the camera goes to show EAW Hall of Famer Scott Diamond making his third appearance of the night as he pushes through various members of the EAW Universe at the front row. He hops the barricade, landing in the timekeeper’s area as he snatches a microphone and begins to make his way to ringside. He slides right into the ring as he wastes zero time making his presence known, if it wasn’t already with the chaos that he’s caused tonight.)
Scott Diamond: ANDRE WALKER. It’s telling how you haven’t shown your face ONCE. My assumption is out of fear for what I can do to you. BOTH of you don’t want to know what I can do, especially when I put my 100% into that. You don’t know what you’ve done, you don’t understand the ditch that you’ve dug yourself into. And I don’t care if it’s tonight, next week, or the following, I will be here. And if you decide not to show up on any of those dates? Well you’ll have no choice but to be at Grand Rampage, and even then it’s going to be worse for you knowing what you’ve gotten yourself into. I don’t care about Albert, nor do I care about you. I haven’t cared for a long time and that’s gotten me places far beyond what your feeble little mind could comprehend. You’re living in MY world, where all roads lead to me, and I stand at the top of the food chain. You’re so used to being in that position, but now that you aren’t? Your actions turn desperate and you’re left to cowardice like you did last week.
Scott Diamond: I said when I was offered that #EAW15 check that I wanted to face the best of the best for my return, making sure that I show no matter what era it is I can still run roughshod through them to prove a point. They pointed me towards you, Andre. But the more I get acquainted with you, the more I realize they were wrong. If you’re not going to face me in this ring like a man and own up for your actions, well then what the fuck does that show for you? Make no mistake about it, one way or another I WILL get my hands on you, and when I do? It won’t be pretty. You can call me a relic of the past all you want, but there’s no denying what I’ve done to get to this point and it hasn’t been all that pleasant. Like I said last week before I was interrupted, there is nothing that’s going to stop me from getting my way at Grand Rampage, and that’s making sure that I leave with your head. And now? I’m going to make sure people dare not to utter your name again, in fear of what I’ll do if I hear. Your meddling has gone on long enough, I don’t care if you’re here or not, I’M COMING FOR YOU-
???: You stupid… stupid old man.
(The crowd begins to erupt into a mixed reaction upon hearing the familiar voice, one that causes Scott to immediately turn towards the stage with a ready expression on his face. But instead of seeing Andre Walker make his way out to the stage, the titantron goes from the generic Dynasty graphic to a video feed. A camera is seen somewhere as a mysterious figure makes their way over and picks it up into their possession, from there… the face of the Interwire Champion, Andre Walker is seen. He’s in a disclosed location, but right now, it looks far away from wherever Scott Diamond is right now along with Dynasty. That doesn’t satisfy Scott or calm him down much either.)
Andre Walker: I saw right through you and your pitiful actions, and let me ask you… you really expect me to entertain that? You expect me to do as you wish and come out there, looking into your beady little eyes, and give you what you ask for? I’ve never done that before, and I’m definitely not starting now either. So you’re going to have to live with me not being there, letting it eat you alive as your desperate nature begins to show. This? All of this? Me not being there? It’s not out of cowardice, not at all. I’ll be damned if I’m scared of you, especially considering I’m the one that beat you to a bloody pulp and left you out to die in a parking lot. This, my friend, is common sense. You talk about how I’m so used to being at the top, and that’s true, that’s for a reason and you should understand that. Because as you, or should I say the people in the back said when they pointed you in my direction, I’m the best of the best. But you’re the one that’s so used to being in control of a situation, but that’s not the case now… nah, you’re running on my time. I show up when I want to show up and if that’s next week? You can come up. If that’s the following? You can come up too. Don’t be surprised when the exact same outcome as last week happens… and don’t blame me when Grand Rampage doesn’t go your way.
(Andre drops the camera down to the ground as he turns around and begins to make his way out of the scene. The feed begins to completely cut to black as Scott looks absolutely irate inside of the ring, especially with the answer to his question being that Andre Walker was never in the arena all along. Scott, from there, makes his way out of the ring and up the ramp, shaking his head as he does so. He, from there, disappears through the backstage area instantly as it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty goes elsewhere once again.)
(Dynasty fades to the backstage area, and Dr. Bethany Blue can be seen leaving the locker room area, seemingly ready to make her way out to the ring for her match against SOSA Henderson. Dr. Bethany Blue is stopped on her way out though, as Caroline runs up towards her with a big smile on her face.)
Caroline: Dr. BLUE, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE??
(Dr. Bethany Blue stops in her tracks as Caroline catches up to her.)
Caroline: Before we have to go out there, can we talk for a second!? It’s really important!
Dr. Bethany Blue: :lupe: Caroline, I really don’t think this is the right time. It’s only a matter of time before it’s time for us to go out there for my match, and this is a really important match to me. I want to push my career forward tonight and get a huge win against a constant World Championship contender and former World Champion like SOSA Henderson, and I don’t really know if I can afford to be distracted right now when I have an opportunity like this in front of me. Whatever it is you want to talk about I’m sure it can wait until after the match is over.
(Dr. Bethany Blue is about to keep walking out, but Caroline quickly rushes up to her and stops her, clearly not wanting to wait.)
Caroline: I know, I know we have to get going for the main event match, and that’s going to be really fun! I’m really excited for it, I know you’ll do great against SOSA Henderson just like you always do and it’s gonna be so fun to watch at ringside! You won the entire Empress of Elite tournament and you even won against Sheridan Müller, you’re amazing! I know we have to go out there soon, but this really won’t take too long! I think I just came up with a really good idea and I was hoping to share it with you first!
(Dr. Bethany Blue stops once again, but this time she thinks for a moment, before finally a smile appears on her face, and she allows Caroline to go through with what she had to say.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Sure, let’s hear it.
Caroline: YES, thank you! I promise I’ll make it quick! It’s about the New Era Classic, and everything you told me last week! So far it’s been sooo fun and competitive, and I’m really looking forward to my match tomorrow, but I’ve been taking some time to think about it, and like you said last week things will only get harder no matter what happens tomorrow. I knew I’d need to figure something out if I wanna have a better shot at winning the New Era Classic, so I thought that maybe I’d start scouting the competition and seeing who I might be up against in the future! That way I’ll be able to get to know my opponents better even before I actually face them myself, and I’ll have a better time preparing to face all of the great competitors in the tournament!
(Dr. Bethany Blue’s eyes widen, and she looks pleasantly surprised, seeing as Caroline has clearly taken her advice last week seriously and is actually going out of her way to prepare herself for the future of the tournament.)
Caroline: I’m already on Dynasty and I’m competing on Showdown for the New Era Classic, so I have a lot of time to learn about my possible future opponents on those two brands, but there’s a lot of New Era Classic competitors over on Voltage! There’s gonna be so much going on over there, and if I make it to the semis and the finals I could be facing anybody! I need to make sure I’m prepared no matter who I am up against, and since the Super Voltage show is coming up, I think next week would totally be the perfect chance to go over there and watch the matches when we’re abroad on the cruise! It’d be so much fun!
(Dr. Bethany Blue takes a second to think about Caroline’s idea.)
Caroline: What do you think?
(After a few seconds, Dr. Blue nods to Caroline, and gives an approving smile as she begins to speak.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You know what, Caroline? That’s a great idea, and I’m very glad that you took what I said last week seriously. Pushing yourself further and finding more within yourself is extremely necessary if you want to succeed, especially in the New Era Classic where there’s so many people in the same position as yourself. You’re not the only one fighting to win at Pain for Pride, and making it there and winning means that you were the best of the best. This tournament really is just going to become much more difficult as time passes, as everyone involved wants the exact same thing you do, and should you make it far enough, you’ll be up against those who’ve found more success than anybody else in their blocks. You’ll be up against some serious threats in this tournament, so watching the matches in person would be a perfect way to keep track of your potential future opponents, and make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into. Good thinking, Caroline. I’m proud of you for thinking ahead like that.
Caroline: :blessed: YAY, THANK YOU! OMG OMG OMG I’M GONNA BE AT SUPER VOLTAGE, IT’S GONNA BE SO FUN! I’M GONNA SEE ALL THE NEW ERA CLASSIC MATCHES, I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
(With a huge smile on her face, Caroline begins to walk ahead of Dr. Bethany Blue, clearly excited for next week’s Voltage. Dr. Bethany Blue has a proud smile on her face, but after a few seconds she turns her attention and begins focusing on what’s coming next as soon as she walks out, which is her main event match against SOSA Henderson. As Dr. Bethany Blue leaves the area walking with Caroline, Dynasty fades away from backstage.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the ring as the camera shows Stephie Love standing at the center of it with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand, ready to announce the next match of the night!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a contest scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as the crowd roars in a mixed reaction upon seeing SOSA Henderson energetically make his way out from the backstage area and towards the stage. He has a smirk on his face as he takes a lap around, hyping up the EAW Universe in attendance here tonight before he poses, making his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 191 pounds… ‘BULLETPROOF’… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes SOSA who surely has to be satisfied after what happened last week. Where a match was made official between him and Xander Payne for Grand Rampage. I’m sure the one thing that SOSA would love to do would be to get his hands on Xander and make sure that he gets his revenge for his unfortunate injury before 2022.
Flannery McCoy: But now he has more pressing matters to focus on tonight as he’s here in main event action. His competition tonight in the form of Dr. Bethany Blye is not going to be easy, but I’m sure SOSA is going to go out there and do everything that he can to make a statement against Bethany.
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne must be a BITCH because he sure loves SOSA! HAH! I’m so smart. Do you guys get it???
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play up to the crowd’s loud cheers as the camera goes over this time to show Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way out to the stage, with Caroline happily skipping behind her with an excited expression on her face. Bethany spreads her arms out as pyro shoots out behind her in a beautiful manner, before twirling and beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… accompanied by Caroline… from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 125 pounds… the 2022 EMPRESS OF ELITE!!!!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: E!!! O!!! E!!!
Stew-O: As for Bethany she has found herself a very busy woman these past few weeks. From competing to Dynasty, to showing up on Showdown, to maintaining her Empress of Elite responsibilities, and helping out Caroline, she hasn’t gotten a break.
Flannery McCoy: But I think she’s more than okay with that as she walks into the main event tonight with full confidence looking to put in some work tonight for the victory. SOSA is not an easy opponent, but Bethany has never been known as someone who is going to relent so this is going to be an interesting match to say the least.
Jake Mercer: GIMME A B! GIMME A E! GIMME A T! GIMME A H! GIMME A A! GIMME A N! GIMME A Y! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?! BETHANY WOO!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event of the night is officially underway! Both Bethany and SOSA waste no time beginning to make their way out of their respective corners as the two of them end up meeting at the center of the ring, looking to engage in a collar-and-elbow tie up… which they do! The two of them jockey for position, but before Bethany can do anything it’s SOSA that manages to power her into one of the turnbuckle corners! Bethany is pressed against it as the referee wastes zero time making his way over and looking to split the two of them up, calling a rope break. SOSA releases the hold and takes a step back-
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE COULDN’T LEAVE WITHOUT SHOWING A BIT OF DISRESPECT AS HE SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF BETHANY’S MOUTH! Bethany grabs her cheek before turning around with a disgusted look on her face, it’s clear that she’s not going to take that so nicely. SOSA shrugs his shoulders… BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But before that can happen it’s Bethany that manages to duck under that, turning around and launching towards SOSA before beginning to absolutely ambush him with rapid-fire punches towards his face whilst he’s backed up into the corner! SOSA did not expect this as he brings his hands up and tries his best to fend them off! Before he can even consider responding it’s Bethany that grabs SOSA by the arm before sending him towards the opposite corner… RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE OF HER OWN-
Jake Mercer: But just like before it’s SOSA that ducks under it this time leaving Bethany to collide with the corner! SOSA makes his way towards the center of the ring in retreat, grabbing his face and trying to shake off the pain that he’s going through in the early goings of this match- BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T SEE IS BETHANY SPRINTING OUT OF THE CORNER AND GRABBING SOSA BY THE HEAD BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! SOSA is dropped down to the canvas, and he knows that this is not a position that he wants to be in as he tries his best to get himself back up to his feet managing to plant his knee onto the ground- ONLY FOR BETHANY TO SWOOP RIGHT IN AND GRAB SOSA BY HIS HEAD BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN THIS TIME WITH A BRUTAL SNAP DDT!
Stew-O: Bethany has taken control now, and you know that SOSA is going to do everything he can to counter this in any way he can. But right now it’s Bethany that grabs a hold of the head of SOSA before bringing him back up to his feet… reeling her arm back before connecting with a vicious forearm! SOSA stumbles backward, but instead of dropping back down to the canvas he steps forward and connects with a forearm of his own! Bethany looks to retaliate with another for good measure- But before that can happen it’s SOSA that manages to grab her arm… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPIN KICK TO HER ABDOMEN WHICH SENDS HER BACKWARD AND AGAINST THE ROPES! Bethany grabs onto the ropes- ONLY FOR SOSA TO RUN FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE WHICH KNOCKS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS HER TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Flannery McCoy: Bethany is stumbling about at ringside, trying to keep herself up on her feet as SOSA looks towards the outside of the ring before behind him… AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND THIS TIME WITH A TOPE CON HILO! SOSA takes the Empress of Elite back down to the mat as he grabs her and rolls her back into the ring looking to continue the assault, eyeing Caroline who continues to cheer Bethany on. Bethany tried to crawl back up to her feet, BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S SOSA THAT RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD WHICH PROCEEDS TO DROP HER BACK DOWN! SOSA isn’t done as he rolls back up to his feet before running to the opposite side… LEAPING UP THIS TIME AND DROPPING DOWN ONTO HER HEAD WITH A KNEE DROP!
Jake Mercer: SOSA knows that he has to keep the momentum up if he even wants to be considered in the running for victor, especially knowing the type of competitor Bethany can be deep into a match. SOSA grabs her by her head before bringing her beneath his legs, lifting her up off the ground and onto his shoulders… BEFORE LOOKING TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB- NO! Before that can happen, it’s Bethany that begins to rain down punches onto his skull trying to weaken him! SOSA attempts to keep her upward, but the persistence of Bethany looks to be getting the better of him… AS BETHANY ROLLS OVER INTO A SUNSET FLIP! ROLLING IT INTO A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN EVEN GET TO TWO IT’S SOSA THAT MANAGES TO SHOOT HIS SHOULDER UP IN TIME! The two of them realize the urgency of the situation as both of them waste zero time beginning to get back up to their feet l- ONLY FOR BETHANY TO BE FIRST SPINNING AROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! SOSA is stunned momentarily while Bethany takes a good step back… RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is trying to regain his bearings, but that is not something that Bethany wants him to do as she grabs him and begins to bring him back up to his feet, winding him up… BEFORE UNWINDING HIM INTO A RIPCORD LARIAT! SOSA is dropped down to the ground, and it’s only going downward from here for him as Bethany still has a hold of him bringing him back up to his feet… BEFORE THIS TIME GOING FOR A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TO FOLLOW UP- NOT TODAY! SOSA manages to duck under that before turning the tides and grabbing her wrist this time… TURNING AROUND ON HIS HEELS BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KICK TO BETHANY’S FACE NOW WHICH TAKES HER DOWN! Bethany is grounded while SOSA now turns around and begins to make his way up to the top rope, looking for something big while he has the opportunity, what does he have in mind…
Jake Mercer: WE WON’T KNOW! BETHANY GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND RUNS FORWARD BEFORE STRIKING SOSA AND FORCING HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE! Bethany isn’t looking to bargain her chances this early in the match as she doesn’t look to engage any further, grabbing the legs of SOSA… BEFORE PULLING HIM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND SENDING HIM CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SOSA is hurt on the canvas, but is wasting zero time getting back up to his feet- ONLY TO BE MET WITH ‘TJD’! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF SOSA TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS BEFORE HE CAN EVEN COLLECT HIMSELF!
Stew-O: NO! SOSA manages to grab the leg just in time before he spins Bethany around, CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO HER HEAD WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Bethany grabs her face as she stumbles around this time, but now it’s SOSA that manages to get himself back up to his feet before setting Bethany up for something big… RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK WHILE SHE GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET LOOKING TO CUT HER IN HALF WITH A BRUTAL SPEAR ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN AS BETHANY STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE OF HER OWN TO THE SKULL OF SOSA BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT! SOSA drops down to the ground completely limp as Bethany steps forward and snatches a hold of his head before pulling him up… NAILING HIM WITH ANOTHER KNEE TO THE FACE FOR GOOD MEASURE WHICH DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Bethany barely got out of that scenario by the skin of her teeth and now it’s up to her to make sure that she doesn’t find herself in another one of those again she makes her way towards SOSA- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOSA ISN’T GOING TO GIVE HER A CHOICE AS HE ROLLS OVER AND GRABS A HOLD OF HER LEG BEFORE DROPPING BETHANY DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH HIM! SOSA from there begins to position himself properly… BEFORE LOCKING IN A SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN COURTESY OF ‘BULLETPROOF’ SOSA HENDERSON!
Jake Mercer: If there was one thing Bethany didn’t want, it was to get herself into one of SOSA’s signature submission holds as it’s clear that she’s struggling to get out of it right now! If SOSA manages to keep this up, we might just be seeing the end of this match early! But Bethany doesn’t have that on her mind right now as she digs her nails into the canvas, scratching and clawing, trying to find her way towards the ropes to somehow, someway, force a rope break before a bad situation turns into a worse one! SOSA is dropping all of his weight down on her though, and dragging 191 pounds is not something that’s very easy even for the Doctor! But she’s managing to pull through as she refuses to give up! She has gone through so much to lose to SOSA Henderson tonight and she looks to prove exactly why! Bethany is in agonizing pain as she inches closer and closer towards the ropes, WILL SHE TAP OUT RIGHT HERE?!
Stew-O: NO! NOT JUST YET! THE DOCTOR IS IN… THIS MATCH STILL AS SHE CLUTCHES ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE FORCING THE BREAK JUST IN TIME! SOSA doesn’t realize it until the referee tries to get him to release the hold but even then he simply refuses to do so! One! Two! Three! Four- But before the referee can finish his count it’s SOSA that relents and releases the submission! SOSA is back up to his feet, taking a moment to shake off all the fatigue while Bethany is trying her best to recover at the same time, keeping a hold of the bottom rope and using it to get back up to her feet. Which is what she does as she finds herself leaning against the ropes- ONLY FOR SOSA TO RUN FORWARD AND LOOK TO CONNECT WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: Which, as much as he’d love it to connect, doesn’t! Bethany manages to send a boot to the face of SOSA to force him backward! SOSA grits his teeth as he runs forward again- ONLY FOR BETHANY TO THIS TIME PULL THE ROPES DOWN SENDING SOSA UP AND OVER AS HE TUMBLES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! SOSA stumbles backward towards the barricade while Bethany makes her way towards the center of the ring, dropping herself down to a knee and trying to get her bearings while she can. But what she doesn’t see is SOSA turning around and jumping onto the apron, bracing himself while Bethany gets back up to her feet and turns around… ONLY FOR SOSA TO LAUNCH OFF OF THE ROPES AND GO FOR A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM TO THE FACE-
Jake Mercer: ‘TJD’! ‘TJD’ CONNECTS! BETHANY CATCHES SOSA IN MID AIR WITH A SUPERKICK AS HIS PLANS ARE THWARTED RIGHT BEFORE HIS EYES! SOSA CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY BERSERK FOR BETHANY WHO DROPS DOWN LIMP ONTO THE BODY OF SOSA AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT! COULD THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO! NOT JUST YET! SOSA MANAGES TO SHOOT HIS SHOULDER UP JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
(Dr. Bethany Blue sits up as her face is mingled with pain and surprise. The persistence of SOSA Henderson is showing as Bethany looks around, eyeing a concerned Caroline at ringside, as she tries to brainstorm what she could do next. Before long, she pulls herself back up to her feet before looking downward at SOSA who struggles to recover down on the canvas.)
Flannery McCoy: Bethany knows that, despite SOSA kicking out of the pin, she might not get a chance like this one again. She makes her way over to SOSA and grabs him by the head while he begins to get up, slowly beginning to tug him up as well… BETHANY SETTING SOSA UP FOR ‘WHIPLASH’! HAMMERLOCK GUILLOTINE DROP-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO USE HIS REMAINING STRENGTH TO PUSH BETHANY AGAINST THE ROPES AS THE TWO OF THEM ARE SENT TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! SOSA manages to save himself from immediate danger as he knew that if that was going to connect there was going to be no saving him from the pinfall. It’s clear that Bethany knows that too as the pained expression bears the slightest hint of anger as well knowing that SOSA got himself out of that. SOSA clutches onto the barricade for dear life as he begins to make himself up, but it looks like Bethany is doing the same following closely behind him… AS SHE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF SOSA! Bethany isn’t done though as SOSA is weakened enough to grab him and set him up… BEFORE THROWING SOSA INTO THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST!
Stew-O: BUT NOT TODAY! SOSA JUST CONTINUES TO PUSH ON AS HE TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS BETHANY INTO THE BARRICADE INSTEAD! Bethany manages to cling onto the barricade and keep himself up but right now I don’t think SOSA is very satisfied… AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF BETHANY AND THROWS HER INTO THE BARRICADE A SECOND TIME! Bethany now crumbles down to the mat but she isn’t down for long as SOSA grabs her and rolls her back into the ring before he jumps up onto the apron and up onto the top rope! SOSA looking for something big while Bethany is down on the ground… AS SOSA LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A ‘SOSA BOMB’! SWANTON BOMB CONNECTS AS SOSA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS SPELL THE END FOR THE EMPRESS OF ELITE RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT THIS TIME IT’S BETHANY THAT MANAGES TO KICK OUT! Both of these Elitists continue to show why they have some fight left in them, and who knows which one is going to give in before the other?! Bethany begins to drag herself towards the turnbuckle padding, all while SOSA is collecting himself and mustering out the strength to push through as he begins to approach Bethany. She clutches onto the bottom turnbuckle trying to keep herself propped up… BUT SOSA RUNS FORWARD AND NAILS HIM WITH A SWIFT RUNNING FACE WASH TO THE FACE OF BETHANY WHICH LEAVES HER COMPLETELY STUNNED! SOSA grabs Bethany before pulling her back up, setting her up… BEFORE LIFTING HER UP OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A QUICK AND EASY NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer; Bethany is once again dropped to the mat, but still she continues to push through and get herself up to her feet to the annoyance of SOSA as he grabs her and once again begins to bring her back up- But before he can even come close to doing anything it’s Bethany that begins to show some fight throwing some loose punches towards the head of SOSA! SOSA didn’t expect that as he’s left briefly on defense, before pushing through and connecting with a stiff uppercut to her jaw which forces her back! Bethany stumbles forward… ONLY FOR SOSA TO GO FOR A KICK TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD- But Bethany manages to duck under that one… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE HEAD OF SOSA WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! BETHANY IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: Bethany stumbles in the air, trying to keep herself up on her feet while SOSA is trying to get himself back up to his own. Caroline is cheering her heart out on the outside like the cheerleader she is as Bethany begins to make her way over to SOSA and grab him by the head. She grabs SOSA by the head… BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND WITH HUGE STRENGTH BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK AND EASY SNAP SUPLEX! Bethany holds onto him though, bringing SOSA back up before pushing him into the corner, now beginning to tee off with repeated strikes towards his head! If SOSA wasn’t awake then, he definitely is now as he tries everything he can to fend the attack off! But right now Bethany is absolutely relentless and I don’t think she plans to waver in the slightest!
Flannery McCoy: But she does, as it looks like she has something else in mind- BUT THAT GIVES SOSA ENOUGH TIME TO NAIL HER WITH A FOREARM SENDING HER BACKWARD AND INTO A SEATED POSITION! Bethany tries to recover, BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S SOSA THAT STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HER FACE! SOSA now turns around and jumps over the top rope and onto the apron, as he looks towards the top rope and begins to climb up, and I think we have a clue what he might have in mind as Bethany begins to get up as well. SOSA is up on the top rope while Bethany finds herself up in a seated position…
Jake Mercer: SOSA LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP AND GOING FOR ‘PAID IN FULL’! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE HEAD OF BETHANY!
Stew-O: WHICH DOESN’T CONNECT! Bethany manages to roll out of the way just in time as SOSA rolls downward before getting himself back up- ONLY FOR BETHANY TO SHOOT UP TO HER FEET AND GRAB SOSA BY THE HEAD BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING! SOSA tumbles down to the outside, but is wasting no time trying to get himself back up to his feet. He was an inch away from winning, and right now he still might have a chance but that chance grows bleaker as Bethany begins to fight back. SOSA slides back into the ring-
Flannery McCoy: ONLY FOR BETHANY TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH ‘CONCUSSION PROTOCOL’ AS SOSA GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Bethany isn’t done as she grabs SOSA once more and brings him back up to his feet…
Jake Mercer: DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ‘WHIPLASH”! HAMMERLOCK GUILLOTINE DROP CONNECTS AS BETHANY ROLLS SOSA ONTO HIS BACK AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS FINALLY BE LIGHTS OUT FOR SOSA AND ANOTHER WIN IN THE WIN COLUMN FOR DR. BETHANY BLUE RIGHT HERE?!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as Dr. Bethany Blue reaches out and uses the ropes to pull herself up to a kneeling position. Caroline instantly slides into the ring and embraces Bethany into a big hug as she responds with a weak smile as she tries to help herself back up to her feet. Both the referee and Caroline raise Bethany’s hand into the air as from there, Bethany begins to bask in the moment and celebrate her victory while the crowd cheers loudly for The Good Doctor.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… THE 2022 EMPRESS OF ELITE!!!!!!!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: E!!! O!!! E!!!
Stew-O: Wow! What a match that we’ve gotten the chance to witness here tonight! Both of these Elitists gave it their all, fighting till the very end to make sure that they were the ones that came out the victor. SOSA Henderson was a hair away, coming so close, but in the end it didn’t go her way. With Bethany managing to swoop in and take advantage, ending the night with her hand raised in victory.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure SOSA is going to be very unhappy when he wakes up, and I’m sure Xander Payne wherever he is right now is smiling from ear to ear seeing this. There’s one thing that we can’t really deny about the matter, and that’s that the night belongs to our Empress of Elite. Congratulations to Bethany on her victory!
(Bethany and Caroline roll out of the ring, beginning to head up the ramp and towards the backstage area while interacting with the EAW Universe in the front row. The camera then goes over to a dazed SOSA Henderson helping himself back up at the center of the ring, a displeased look on his face as he realizes what just happened. He shakes it off before beginning to make his way out of the ring.)
Jake Mercer: OH LAWD! IT’S GOING DOWN IN CHINATOWN! LITERALLY BECAUSE THE FATASS IS HERE!
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE FROM BEHIND ATTACKS SOSA AND LAYS HIM OUT! IF SOSA LOSING TONIGHT WASN’T ENOUGH NOW IT’S XANDER THAT LOOKS TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY AS IT’S SOSA THAT TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF! BUT AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S BEEN THROUGH IN THIS MATCH IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT HE’S NOT IN THE BEST CONDITION TO DO ALL OF THAT RIGHT NOW! XANDER GRABS SOSA BY HIS HEAD BEFORE THROWING HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK…
Flannery McCoy: LIFTING HIM UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH ‘LAST SEDATION’! ‘LAST SEDATION’ CONNECTS! STATEMENT MADE BY XANDER PAYNE AS HE STANDS OVER THE BATTERED CORPSE OF SOSA HENDERSON TO END THE SHOW!
(Xander puts his foot on the chest of SOSA as he looks towards the hard camera, a stern and serious expression on his face as he spits downward. From there, Xander turns and begins to make his way out of the ring. It’s the last shot seen before, from there, Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to a complete black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
