(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap is shown to kick off Friday Night Dynasty, showcasing the Dynasty side of things for last week’s King of Elite event: While Night One was primarily composed of Voltage and Showdown, the red brand also got its shine as well in World Championship action and Empress of Elite culmination. The Visual Prophet and Terry Chambers butt heads for the World Heavyweight Championship but in the end, it’s Terry being forced to succumb to Viz’s “Viz-Lock’ allowing him to retain. Andrea Valentine and Ms. Extreme also tee off to fight in a long-awaited match for the Universal Women’s Championship, but in the end, it’s Andrea who steps out of the ashes as the new Universal Women’s Champion. Then, lastly, in the main event, it’s an Empress of Elite finals match against Dr. Bethany Blue and Miku Sakai where Bethany walks out ending the night as the new Empress of Elite. Night Two is truly where things kick up to the next level. After a Specialists Championship contendership match ends with Serenity Valdez winning, a momentous return is seen as Jack Ripley is seen bumping into Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, introducing them to a returning David Davidson. The returns keep on coming as Sheridan Müller is then seen returning and meeting with StarrStan to the shock of many. Then to finish off the night, King of Elite finals action with Andre Walker going up against Chris Elite and Adam Lucas in a triple threat. This ends with Andre coming out on top and being crowned King of Elite on top of Interwire Champion to end the night and the recap as well.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to transition from the intro over to the Target Center located in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where the sounds of ‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ by Van Halen are heard blasting through the speakers of the arena, the crowd responding with absolutely thunderous cheers upon hearing the familiar theme. The camera goes over to then show Dr. Bethany Blue extravagantly making her way out from the backstage area to the stage. She bears a grin on her face with her arms spread out wide, letting herself bask in the moment while she has the chance. Along with her Doctor’s coat being fitted over a casual attire, Bethany has something new on her and that specific vanity pertains to the Empress of Elite crown that gracefully rests on her head. She elegantly takes it off of her head and takes a good look at it, allowing it to sink in while pyro begins to shoot out from the stage behind her. After a quick moment, she then places it back onto her head, taking a deep breath before making her way down the ramp and towards the ring, strutting down with the same look on her face while she scans the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… THE 2022 EMPRESS OF ELITE!!!!!!!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Welcome to Friday Night Dynasty as I’m Stew-O here with Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, and we’re kicking off the night hot here tonight with the aftermath of the tri-branded Free-Per-View, King of Elite! We all saw what happened last week at King of Elite and if you want me to be completely honest with you guys, I could rewatch it a hundred times. Night One ended with the main event being the Empress of Elite finals match where Dr. Bethany Blue found herself going up against Miku Sakai. It was a hellacious battle that by the end of it had spilled out to absolute carnage, but through thick and thin there was only one person that ended the night standing tall, and that was Bethany who was proclaimed as your Empress of Elite in what followed. It’s exactly what she proclaimed and now, she gets one step closer to the endgame that she’s set her sights on, and that’s World Championship gold in the form of the Universal Women’s Championship. I don’t know about you two, but after what she displayed, I think she couldn’t get any closer to it.
Flannery McCoy: I mean, the only direction that she can really go from here is up right? It would be stupid not to say that the skies are the limit for the good doctor and it’s only a matter of time before she finds herself face-to-face with the reward that the Empress of Elite crown entails for her and that’s granting her the opportunity to capture her next set of gold. Let me say right now that what you said was absolutely right Stew, it is no doubt on the horizon for her, it’s just a matter of when.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Yeah, congratulations to Bethany I guess. :mjcry: It’s not like I bet $100 towards Miku winning. :mjcry: She really doesn’t need to rub it in my face like this…
(Bethany makes her way around the ring, scaling up the steel steps before finding herself on the apron looking out to the sea of people that behold her. They continue to show her love and admiration which she responds to with a light smile before entering into the ring. As soon as she does so she turns around and begins to make her way up to the top rope, once again spreading her arms out while the crowd’s reaction for the new Empress of Elite only gets louder. From there, she then proceeds to jump back down to the canvas and make her way over to get a microphone from the Timekeeper’s area. After she directs herself towards the center of the stage, she takes the time to stand there pridefully for a moment while ‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ begins to come to a close. The crowd finally begins to die down, while Bethany brings her microphone up to her mouth and begins to speak.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Let me just get the obvious out of the way in saying that this… has been a long time coming for me. The rollercoaster that I’ve been on has had its up and downs, it’s been an arduous journey that at some points, truthfully, I thought there wouldn’t be a reward for. I think that’s one thing, if any, that I can say for certain. For most people, they would’ve considered that a career killer. A defeat so immense that there was no coming back after it, and for a second I thought that I fit under that umbrella just as they did. But no, instead I didn’t, I realized that just wasn’t me. Instead of letting all those pretentious two-faced bitches get the better of me, I continued to push myself and continued to work hard to make sure that I got to this point. I trusted the process and I made sure that there would be absolutely no denying when it was all said and done that Dr. Bethany Blue is the future. That she is just as good as she says she is, and that’s damn good. For all intents and purposes, I’d like to think that the Empress of Elite tournament was a sort of doorway to that, it was a circumstance that fit the mold and just so happened to fall right into the palm of my hand.
Dr. Bethany Blue: After my loss to Andrea Valentine at Road To Redemption it was safe to say that I was pissed off thanks to it. Especially with the circumstances around it, I was hoping to end what was a lukewarm 2021 with some sort of satisfaction… but it just didn’t happen. Instead, Andrea won and got everything that I was fighting for since the beginning, one of those being the opportunity to fight for the Universal Women’s Championship. Meanwhile, the only place that I found myself was on the outside looking in. Long story short, she won, and good on her. But just as I said before I was frankly sick and tired of waiting my turn, biding my time, and waiting in line like everyone else. I was tired of letting people pass by me and get the opportunities that I knew I deserved with efficiency. If you ask me, it was something quite unsettling, especially after how hard I’ve been working for years on end now. It led me to make a vow for myself like anyone would do with the new year, that I was going to take 2022 by storm. If you ask me… I think I ended up doing just that in the end.
Dr. Bethany Blue: When I made my presence known in the Empress of Elite tournament I knew that there were going to be a lot of people looking to make a statement at my expense. Especially considering the fact that some people weren’t so content with the belief that I was going to come out standing tall amongst the rest. Which set them on a mission to do everything in their power to make sure that it didn’t happen. Let me ask you, how did that just so happen to pan out for them? What happened to the four people in the tournament that stood in my way? Well, let’s just say you don’t see them in the position I’m in do you? I went through all of them because when I say that nobody was going to stop me on my way toward what my goals and desires were, I 100% meant that. The only thing that you were truly able to do in response, was to wait and see for yourself.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Which is why I did exactly what I say I’d do last week in beating Miku Sakai, and it’s why I’m now exactly where I belong as your Empress of Elite. With all of that put into play, I’m one step closer to the true endgame… and that’s the Universal Women’s Championship. I said it once and I won’t be afraid to say it again, it’s been a long time coming. If there’s something that I can say for certain after everything that’s happened, it’s the fact that I’m far from done as well. I will not be stopping at all until my rise is complete, and even then I’ll continue pushing. For now though? The least you can do is acknowledge me for who I am, and that’s Dr. Bethany Blue, E….O….E.
(Bethany from there turns around, looking to make her way out of the ring while the crowd continues to cheer loudly for her. Instead of her theme once again playing up though, a different one is heard in its place which takes her by surprise. ‘Amerika’ by Rammstein begins to blast through the speakers of the arena causing the Minneapolis crowd here tonight to erupt in thunderous boos while the camera goes over from the ring to the stage. Sheridan Müller is then shown making her way out to the stage with a serious, no-nonsense expression plastered on her face, staring a hole into Bethany, who is standing inside of the ring with her arms crossed, as she does so. She takes a moment, before beginning to make her way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stew-O: Well what a surprise we have here tonight as it looks like Sheridan Müller has arrived, and she’s here to confront Dr. Bethany Blue! We know that this is the first time that she’s been on a weekly episodic show in a while, and I bet she’s looking to make an impact right out of the gate. Jumping right to the top of the food chain, and making a statement at the expense of our new Empress of Elite!
Flannery McCoy: That would be one hell of a match, but by the looks of things I don’t think Bethany is very amused at Sheridan coming out here tonight. It is her celebration after all, and for it to be interrupted must’ve set off a nerve or two inside of her. So let’s just say for now, that it’ll be interesting to see what the two of them will have to say to one another right now.
Jake Mercer: Personally I don’t think Sheridan looks like someone to be fucked with, look at that scowl on her face! I don’t think anyone should make the mistake of crossing her… except me though because I can take her…
(Sheridan stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking one last look around before jumping up onto the apron and entering into the ring. She’s adamant about going straight to business in confronting the Empress of Elite to kick off the show, as she steps up to her with a serious look on her face. She holds a microphone in her hand and brings it up to her mouth while ‘Amerika’ begins to fade out from there, beginning to speak while Bethany watches intently.)
Sheridan Müller: Ever since I made my reestablishment in Elite Answers Wrestling last week at King of Elite, I’ve made one thing very certain. That being that I’m someone that’d be starting from the bottom, having to work my way back up to the top. To some people, that would be a troubling scenario to be in, especially if their status from the years of old were, in their eyes, stomped and spit on. But the same can’t be said for me. Because I realized that all those years ago that I was in this company, especially in a business that is constantly evolving in more ways than one, is absolutely irrelevant. The Elite Answers Wrestling that I used to walk the halls of before is much different than the one that I find myself in now. With a fresh crop of talent and even some familiar faces that pass me by, it won’t be easy. But for the most part, I welcome the challenge that it beholds.
Sheridan Müller: But don’t mistake what I’m saying as a form of contentment, no. Not only am I on a mission to prove myself and raise my stock, but I am also adamant about pushing the movement of German Efficiency. That can only be done by stepping into the ring and showcasing my craft against the very best not just on Dynasty, but the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling as well… which leads me to why I’ve come out here. Despite my, for lack of a better word, I’ll say, naiveness for the current landscape of this very company, being as I’ve been gone for so long at this point. There is one person that has piqued my interest, opening an opportunity to use that person as a stepping stone for my success. Someone that found their own success the weekend I made my return, a success that I watched with interest.
Sheridan Müller: Which brings me to you Bethany, and why I’m out here. Because I have chosen you as a means of presenting the lifestyle of German Efficiency to the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling. The only thing that means for you, is that you will be eaten up and spit out at my hand. I will show why everything about me is superior, and prove that what I have been saying is to be interpreted as nothing less than the truth. You will see that too when I inevitably step into the ring against you and take you down. Which is, no less, the challenge that I put forth right now.
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(Bethany, in response to Sheridan’s statement, has a perplexed look on her face, even rolling her eyes ever so slightly. It is clear that a challenge has been set towards her by Sheridan, and it’s only a matter of what Bethany will say in response, either accepting it or declining it. She leaves the crowd with bated breaths for a moment before beginning to once again speak.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I know you expect me to be a pushover in this scenario, accepting your little insult and challenge for a match that you quite frankly do not deserve. But if you want me to be honest with you Sher, I’m insulted. I get that you’ve been gone a long time, which makes you more used to the way things work years ago. But let me tell you right now if you think that it’s easy to just waltz on out here and get what you want at the snap of a finger, no, I’m not playing this game with you. Having this Empress of Elite crown on my head leaves a big red X on my back, which leaves a lot of people stepping up and being for an opportunity at what I’ve got in my possession. So the only thing that you can really do… is waiting in the back of the line. Because I’m not here to make you relevant. I might be a Doctor… but you best believe that is just one miracle that I’m not working.
(‘Somebody Get Me a Doctor’ once again begins to play up while the crowd once again responds with loud cheers. Bethany drops her microphone down to the canvas before rolling out of the ring and making her leave. She makes her way up the ramp and to the backstage area, not even giving a second glance to Sheridan who slowly turns around and watches from a distance.)
Stew-O: :lupe: Well you can tell that Sheridan is unhappy about the answer that she got tonight, it’s clear that she expected much more out of that interaction between her and Bethany.
Flannery McCoy: Bethany clearly doesn’t expect to be taken for granted and she made that known here tonight, but you know that it probably isn’t going to be the last time that she and Sheridan meet. It also won’t be the last time we see Sheridan here tonight as after the commercial break we’ll be seeing her first match back against Lisa Wren after this commercial break!
(Sheridan has a scowl present on her face as her hands slowly clench into a fist, it’s clear that the only thing that she got out of that confrontation is a reason to be even more pissed off headed into her match. It takes her a bit, but she quickly shakes it off and steps back towards the center of the ring, understanding that she has a match that she has to get prepared for. She takes off her entrance attire swiftly and begins to get ready as from there, Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition over to a quick commercial break.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Dr. Bethany Blue breaking into Ronan Malosi’s tent in the homeless encampment to give him the COVID-19 vaccine.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back in from break and cuts down to the ring. It’s time for tonight’s opening contest, so the camera focuses on Stephie Love.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: ALREADY IN THE RING… FROM MÜNCHEN, DEUTSCHLAND… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS… WELCOME BACK TO THE RING… ‘GERMAN EFFICIENCY’… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!
(Sheridan, who’s already made one statement tonight, is in the corner of the ring, ready for the match. She is all business, obviously.)
Stew-O: Well we all saw what happened before the break with Sheridan coming out to confront Dr. Bethany Blue during the celebration of her Empress of Elite win. It surely set off a nerve in Bethany causing her to even give the cold shoulder, which probably fuels her resolve more than anything else in this match.
Flannery McCoy: Well Stew let’s not be impolite, there’s a time and place for that. Right now, we have a guest here that we need to welcome. Nariko thank you for joining us.
Nariko: Thank you for having me.
(A few seconds later, ‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang begins to play across the PA system.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… SHE IS LISA WREN!!!!
Nariko: I wonder why Stephie didn’t say the dumb ‘Grown Ass Woman’ part?
Jake Mercer: :mjlol:
Stew-O: So it’s obvious you are out here for a purpose, Nariko. Do you care to share that with us?
Nariko: It shouldn’t come as any surprise that I’m pretty unhappy with the way King of Elite ended for me. I never thought I would find myself nearly unconscious, out of the ring, and away from the action. It’s a bitter pill to swallow and not being cleared to compete tonight doesn’t make it any better.
Flannery McCoy: Is it fair to say that you wish it were you in the ring with Sheridan tonight instead of Lisa?
Nariko: Absolutely. Sheridan has been away from the company for a while, but that doesn’t mean her reputation doesn’t speak for itself. I would love the chance to face her and beat her, and it’s frustrating that an annoying competitor like Lisa is getting the opportunity.
(Lisa is in the ring now, and it doesn’t take long for her to get ready for the match. She gets herself set and both women meet in the middle of the ring. After checking with both of them to make sure they’re ready, the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: LISA RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE GOES FOR SHERIDAN’S THROAT! I can’t even say I’m shocked that Lisa Wren gives absolutely no fucks about Sheridan Müller and what’s she done here in the past! The only thing that matters to Lisa is getting a quick win here tonight!
Stew-O: I’m sure Lisa is looking to bounce back tonight after a disappointing finish to the Specialists Championship contendership match that was ultimately won by Serenity thanks to a little bit of controversy.
Nariko: Controversy? Harper Lee picked that exact moment to stick her nose where it didn’t belong. Let’s just call it how it is.
Flannery McCoy: That’s completely fair, and I hear you on that, Nariko. But it’s not like you were in any position to stop anything that happened inside the ring towards the end of that match.
Nariko: You’re right and as unfortunate as that is, I’m going to take away some consolation seeing Lisa getting destroyed tonight.
Stew-O: Well right now, Lisa has managed to back Sheridan against the ropes and is leveling her with forearms. Sheridan made a bit of a statement herself to open this show, announcing her intentions and interrupting our new Empress of Elite. But right now, Lisa has control, and she Irish whips Sheridan across the ring! Sheridan hits the turnbuckles and Lisa rushes forward, but she eats a boot to the face!
Jake Mercer: Lisa shrugs it off, and she goes for a corner clothesline, however, Sheridan is out of the corner and she turns Lisa inside out with a massive lariat! Sheridan is putting the boots to Lisa now, and Lisa quickly scrambles towards the ropes. Sheridan grabs her by the leg, pulling her back, and she turns that into a single leg Boston crab!
Flannery McCoy: It doesn’t surprise me to see Sheridan working to break down Lisa early. If you haven’t noticed by now, or even during her first run with the company, Sheridan prides herself on being an efficient worker. She’s all business and just wants to get the job.
Stew-O: And that’s a stark contrast when compared to Lisa Wren, who wears her heart on her sleeve and doesn’t pull any punches. She stays determined, which is why you see her inching towards the ropes and looking to get the break. Sheridan is doing her best to keep Lisa grounded, but that’s a difficult thing for anyone to do at this point. Lisa is feisty and honestly, this crowd doesn’t really seem to know how to react to this match. I know a lot of people never really thought they would see Sheridan back in an EAW ring, but here she is.
Nariko: And she just allowed Lisa Wren to break a submission hold :francis:. A lot has changed in the four years Sheridan has been gone. With all due respect to the past, the present is certainly highly competitive, and the future will see me at the top of the women’s division.
Jake Mercer: Sheridan breaks at the count of four but she doesn’t let Lisa roll onto the apron. She drags her back to the center of the ring, hoists her up, and there’s a beautiful double underhook suplex! Sheridan hooks the leg for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa kicks out and again, Sheridan with the wear-down tactics. She immediately wraps Lisa in a sleeper hold! Lisa finds herself in trouble right now and look! Sheridan switches to one arm and punches Lisa in the head a few times!
Stew-O: Sheridan is very strong and knows what to do inside the ring. Love her or hate her, she’s always been a talented individual.
Nariko: Most of the world seems to hate her :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: Lisa is clawing at Sheridan’s arms, looking to get an advantage here, but Sheridan just cinches that headlock in tighter. She gives the referee a death glare, and if you want me to be honest with you, Sheridan has killed a total of three and a half men and one dog, with that steely, piercing gaze of hers. The referee grabs Lisa’s arm, but she’s far from done. Lisa’s arm balls into a fist and she strikes Sheridan in the side of the head! Sheridan shrugs it off but Lisa is determined to get out of this situation, and with the crowd rallying behind her, Lisa strikes Sheridan a few more times and gets her feet under her! Lisa brings them both back into a vertical position, and Sheridan eats elbow after elbow to the stomach until she lets Lisa go!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa quickly hits the ropes and takes Sheridan down with a clothesline! Sheridan is back up almost immediately but Lisa takes her down with an arm drag and snatches the wrist! She maintains control with a wristlock, but Sheridan is a great technician. She doesn’t panic. She looks for a way to counter and rolls through, returning to her feet, and getting the momentum back on her side. Sheridan is able to pull Lisa’s arm behind her, but Lisa defends herself with a solid elbow to the temple. She looks for a hip toss on Sheridan, but Sheridan blocks, grabs Lisa’s arms and there’s a stunning straightjacket suplex!!!
Stew-O: Beautiful move from Sheridan, who doesn’t give Lisa a chance to get up. She grabs her by the hair and drags her to the corner! Sheridan looks to slam Lisa’s face into the turnbuckle but Lisa gets her foot up! She catches Sheridan with another elbow and quickly jumps onto the ropes! Nice athleticism from Lisa! She leaps off the ropes and catches Sheridan with a twisting crossbody!!! Lisa stays on top, reaches for the leg, and goes for the cover!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kick out from Sheridan!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa stays on Sheridan though, and something tells me that business is about to pick up! Lisa is absolutely going for broke, she is beating the hell out of Sheridan, knocking her around with rights and lefts! Sheridan finally kicks Lisa off, but Lisa snatches her by the hair and nails her with an uppercut! Another uppercut rocks Sheridan and Lisa whips her into the corner! She connects with a running knee strike right to Sheridan’s jaw, grabs her by the hair, and plants her into the center of the ring with a running bulldog! Lisa elects not to go for the cover. Instead, she pulls Sheridan into the always painful camel clutch!
Stew-O: Not so fast! Sheridan isn’t allowing her to hook the other arm and fully get the hold. Lisa pounds at the back of Sheridan’s head with her forearm, but Sheridan wraps her free arm around Lisa’s leg AND SHE MUSCLES LISA DOWN! SHERIDAN STACKS LISA UP FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT WAS SO CLOSE! What an amazing counter from the former Vixen’s Champion!
Jake Mercer: It’s my understanding that in Sheridan’s time away from EAW, she worked with people all over the world in order to hone her technical prowess, and one of those people just happened to be Sir Lancelot Meichner, who is a German professor of wrestling and he actually invented the camel clutch.
Flannery McCoy: :francis: No he did not.
Nariko: Does anything truthful ever come out of your mouth, Mercer?
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Why doesn’t anyone believe my factz???
Stew-O: Both women have gotten up and they’re locked up in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Both of these competitors want this win badly and for different reasons. Lisa wants redemption and Sheridan absolutely wants to pick up a win in her return to EAW. It’s Lisa who forces Sheridan against the ropes though and she chops Sheridan right across the chest!
Flannery McCoy: All that does is fire up Sheridan, though! She returns fire and chops the hell out of Lisa and nails her with a forearm to the jaw to follow up! She grabs Lisa and whips her into the ropes, taking her right down with a big boot to the face! Sheridan begins stomping away on her opponent now, and she’s targeting the ribcage area! Sheridan is doing some major damage right now, and Lisa has been forced into the fetal position! Sheridan goes after the shoulder next, putting her boots on Lisa’s arm! She is kicking and stomping, and now she’s got Lisa by the hair!
Jake Mercer: Sheridan lifts Lisa up, holding her in the air, allowing all the blood to rush to Lisa’s head, and she drives Lisa down across her own knee, shoulder first! What a brutal shoulder-breaker move!
Stew-O: Sheridan continues to hammer away at the shoulder! Pretty impressive, especially since it seems like Sheridan has finally gotten to sink her teeth into this match! As good as Lisa is, and taking into account how much she’s improved, Sheridan has managed to get her into an extremely vulnerable state.
Flannery McCoy: Speaking of… SHERIDAN WITH AN OCTOPUS STRETCH ON LISA! HOW IN THE WORLD IS LISA GOING TO SURVIVE THIS?!
Jake Mercer: The Octopus Stretch is one of the most devastating submissions in this sport, and Lisa is completely at Sheridan’s mercy right now.
Nariko: Man. I just hate that for Lisa!
Jake Mercer: :mjlol: We stan a sarcastic queen!
Stew-O: Lisa is in serious trouble. Sheridan is obviously looking for the submission! The referee is asking Lisa if she wants to quit, but like always, Lisa is defiant! She is doing what she can to hang on, but it really doesn’t look good :lupe:.
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: The longer Sheridan hangs on, the worse it’s going to be for Lisa. I think Sheridan is completely frustrated that Lisa isn’t quitting yet.
Jake Mercer: She’s definitely frustrated! Sheridan holds on for a few more seconds and she lets Lisa go. Lisa falls to the mat in a heap and Sheridan targets that arm some more. Lisa rolls to her side to try and protect it but Sheridan looks for the armbar! Sheridan is attempting to pry Lisa’s arms apart, but Lisa is kicking and thrashing! She is trying to land her foot on that bottom rope, and Sheridan isn’t paying attention to the ring positioning!
Stew-O: She’s trying like hell to get that armbar on Lisa, but Lisa’s foot brushes the ropes! Lisa’s got her foot on the rope now and Sheridan looks a bit surprised! Remember, she’s been away from EAW for around four years now, and while she’s stayed competitive and in shape, nothing she could have done in her time away could possibly be as big as competing inside of an EAW ring. It’s not realistic to believe that she would wrestle a perfect match here tonight, and not against someone as savvy as Lisa.
Nariko: I just don’t get the hype around Lisa, sorry.
Flannery McCoy: With all due respect Nariko, if anyone should respect Lisa at this moment, it’s you. She’s the reason you’re out of action tonight and regulated to the sidelines.
Nariko: That’s not lost on me, Flannery. Lisa concussed me last weekend at King of Elite, and that’s not something I’m just going to forget.
Jake Mercer: Back inside the ring, Sheridan has pulled Lisa away from the ropes. She’s got her up, but Lisa rakes Sheridan across the face! Desperation tactic, but what else can Lisa do right now? She kicks Sheridan in the gut and tries to spike her with a DDT, but Sheridan slips out and looks for a neckbreaker! Lisa counters, grabbing Sheridan, and drives her shoulder first into the ring post!!!! Lisa to the outside now and she’s grabbing Sheridan by the arm! She slams Sheridan’s arm against the ring post and that is gunna cause some damage folks. The ring post ain’t no joke!
Stew-O: Lisa roughly pulls Sheridan out of the ring, and she takes her by the hair. She drags Sheridan around the ring before throwing her right into the ring steps! Lisa is smart. She made sure Sheridan landed on that injured shoulder and Lisa kicks her right in the head! Sheridan is hurt right now, but Lisa’s not trying to throw her back in the ring! She’s dragging Sheridan towards our broadcast table!
Nariko: Lovely.
Lisa Wren: (off-mic to Nariko) Hi.
Flannery McCoy: Lisa just slammed Sheridan’s face off the broadcast table! Something tells me that’s not going to sit well with Sheridan if she’s able to get herself back into this match. Lisa pulls her back to the ring and rolls her inside. Lisa quickly goes to the top rope, and this is very uncharacteristic for her! We don’t see Lisa go high risk that often!
Jake Mercer: But we know she can! Lisa once competed in the uneven bars at the Junior Goodwill Games and she won the bronze medal!
Stew-O: The Junior Goodwill Games only exist in the Mighty Ducks movies.
Jake Mercer: Ducks fly together, Stew. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: SENTON OFF THE TOP ROPE! LISA LANDS ON TOP OF SHERIDAN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: LISA ANGRILY SLAMS SHERIDAN’S HEAD INTO THE MAT AND HAULS HER UP! SHE IS SETTING UP FOR THE FINISH! THE GUTWRENCH BULLDOG! LISA TRIES TO GET SHERIDAN IN POSITION, BUT SHERIDAN IS FIGHTING HER TOOTH AND NAIL! SHE IS NOT ABOUT TO GO DOWN! SHERIDAN WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO LISA’S GUT AND THAT COMPLETELY STAGGERS LISA! SHERIDAN WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT, AND SHE’S TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! SHE’S FUCKING UP LISA WITH PALM STRIKES AND FOREARMS, AND FORCES HER BACK INTO THE CORNER! SHE PUNCHES LISA IN THE FACE BEFORE SHE STOMPS HER DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION! SOLID KNEE HITS LISA RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN PULLS LISA OUT OF THE CORNER DROPS HER TO THE MAT WITH A TOEHOLD! SHE DEADLIFTS LISA UP, HOLDS HER UP IN THE AIR, AND THERE’S A NASTY POWERBOMB!!!! SHERIDAN WITH THE COVER ON LISA!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTT-
Nariko: Oh.
Stew-O: LISA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: YES BUT SHERIDAN IS DONE PLAYING! SHE EASILY TRANSITIONS INTO ‘GEHENNA’ WHICH IS HER VARIATION OF THE KIMURA LOCK!
Jake Mercer: THERE IS NO ESCAPING OR SURVIVING FOR LISA THIS TIME! SHE’S TAPPING OUT AND WILL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!!!!!
(‘Amerika’ by Rammstein begins to blast across the PA system and the crowd reacts with a variety of emotions. Sheridan pays no attention to it as she gets back to the feet and allows the referee to raise her hand. She’s glad the match is over and even happier she got the victory.)
Stew-O: :wow: Well, she’s back and looking to prove a point! Sheridan Müller picks up a win here tonight! I wasn’t sure what to expect when she made her return last weekend, but it seems like there’s very little ring rust and sans one tiny mistake that didn’t cost her anything at all, Sheridan looked fantastic.
Flannery McCoy: It’s definitely going to be fun seeing how she progresses on Dynasty as we move towards Reckless Wiring. I don’t really know what to expect out of Sheridan, or how she will acclimate herself towards this new landscape; EAW is completely different today than it was when she left four years ago, but something tells me that Sheridan is going to do what she does best, and the chips will fall where they may.
(Sheridan rolls out of the ring and starts to make her way back up the ramp, while Lisa recovers inside the ring. That’s when the sound of a headset can be heard as it is removed and the fans start to murmur as Nariko stands up.)
Jake Mercer: :krabs: Oh shit…
Flannery McCoy: :francis: I should have known that Nariko wasn’t just out here to watch.
(Lisa is sitting up as Nariko slips into the ring.)
Lisa Wren: (off-mic) The fuck do you want?
Stew-O: LISA STANDS UP, LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, BUT NARIKO IS READY FOR HER! ‘NARI-KO’!!! SPINNING HOOK KICK CONNECTS AND SENDS AN ALREADY BEATEN LISA DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Nariko: (off-mic) It’s not over between us, Lisa!
(‘KARATE’ by BABYMETAL begins to blast across the PA system and Nariko stands above Lisa, watching her wither around on the mat. She steps in the middle of Lisa’s chest and heads to the ropes, making her exit. Sheridan might have beaten Lisa, but it’s Nariko who’s made the statement.)
(A commercial is shown for #EAW15, signaling there to be more returns on the way. Who knows, it might just be on this very show 👀.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Sugar We’re Going Down’ by Fall Out hits the speakers to a mixed reaction from the crowd, as Harley Lewis makes his way out to the stage, having a cocky-looking grin on his face, before starting to make his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM MANCHESTER, UNITED KINGDOM… WEIGHING IN AT 185 POUNDS… ‘THE HEARTTHROB OF EAW…’ HARLEY LEWIS!!!
Stew-O: Here’s Harley Lewis, who’s looking quite confident in himself after we all witnessed him win his debut match a few days ago on Fight Grid beating another impressive debutee in Olivia Tate!
Flannery McCoy: And while we may have not heard much from him this week, he looks totally ready for his match against Rokuro Nakano tonight!
Jake Mercer: READY? He isn’t ready! The dude did not say a single word to address his opponent this week. We know how it goes here, it’s Elite Answers Wrestling! If you don’t have the guts to address ’em, you don’t have the guts to try and beat ’em! I’ll stick to my word; he definitely isn’t ready.
Stew-O: Well, we’re about to see.
(‘Sugar We’re Going Down’ fades out as Harley Lewis is in the ring waiting for his opponent, before it gets replaced by ‘Genjyou Destruction’ by SPYAIR as the audience reacts to Rokuro Nakano with the heard cheers as he makes his way out having a serious, no-nonsense expression on his face, before starting to make his way down to the ring wasting zero time.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM KYOTO, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 242 POUNDS… ‘THE GREEN TECHNICAL MACHINE…’ ROKURO NAKANO!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Rokuro Nakano! On Fight Grid, Rokuro Nakano could successfully beat Voltage’s Leon Dieter in a singles match, and if he does win tonight against Harley Lewis, he can find himself on a winning streak!
Flannery McCoy: Two weeks ago on Friday Night Dynasty, Rokuro was unsuccessful to beat Solomon Stane in a singles match, and giving him the fight he did, he absolutely had no shame in defeat, especially when just a week after, he could successfully bounce back with an impressive victory over the Voltage Elitist!
Jake Mercer: AND OF COURSE HE WILL BE ABLE TO WIN TONIGHT! They know him as ‘The Green Technical Machine’ for a reason, and that’s because he knows over 1263 technical moves! He will definitely be able to easily win tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Bruh.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here is the bell! We are now underway- but Rokuro Nakano runs at Harley Lewis, nailing him with a Clothesline- No! Harley ducks, AS ROKURO CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Rokuro gets up Harley, Irish Whipping him towards the ropes, making him rebound BEFORE ROKURO COULD CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK ON HARLEY LEWIS!
Flannery McCoy: Rokuro gets up Harley again, as he throws him outside the ring. Harley starts getting up slowly with the help of the barricade, as Rokuro immediately runs off the ropes rebounding, AS HE GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE, CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE, AS HARLEY HITS THE BARRICADE!!!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Jake Mercer: Rokuro gets up, as he throws Harley in, immediately sliding in- but Harley stomps Rokuro’s fingers once he gets in the ring! Harley gets up Rokuro, as he punches him- BUT ROKURO DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AS ROKURO RUNS OFF THE ROPES REBOUNDING, NAILING HARLEY BEFORE HE COULD EVEN TURN WITH A ONE-HANDED BULLDOG!!!!
Stew-O: Rokuro gets up Harley, as he Irish Whips him into the corner, IMMEDIATELY RUNNING AT HARLEY, CONNECTING WITH A CORNER DROPKICK!!!! Rokuro gets up Harley, as he Irish Whips him into the opposite corner, AS ROKURO RUNS AT HARLEY, NAILING HIM WITH ANOTHER CORNER DROPKICK!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Rokuro looks totally fired up right now, taunting the crowd, as the cheers are clearly heard from them, while Harley is laying on the ground helpless. Rokuro starts climbing the top rope, BEFORE HE DIVES HIGH IN THE AIR, CONNECTING WITH AN ‘EMERALD BODY PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS ON HARLEY LEWIS!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Rokuro is not done here, though!! He grabs Harley, AS HE LOCKS IN THE ‘NAKANO LOCK!!!!!!!!’ THE SCISSORED ARMBAR IS LOCKED IN!!!!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!!! THE RINGS OF SATURN ARE LOCKED IN, AND HARLEY LEWIS HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO…. TAP OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! HARLEY LEWIS TAPS OUT!!!!!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Genjyou Destruction’ by SPYAIR starts going off through the speakers once again to the clearly heard cheers from the audience, as Rokuro lets go off of Harley, quickly backing up to his feet, with a clear smile on his face, looking happy with the easy victory he was able to pick up tonight. He gets his arm raised by the referee, as he then goes jumping onto the top turnbuckle, posing in celebration after his earned victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION… ROKURO NAKANO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: LMAO I SAID IT! HE WASN’T READY! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT! :mjlol2: :mjlol2: :mjlol2:
Stew-O: Like we all just witnessed; Rokuro Nakano makes quick work of Harley Lewis tonight and picks up his third victory in EAW!
Flannery McCoy: Rokuro Nakano proved it once again tonight – he ain’t here to play no games. For once, I’ll agree with Jake on how Harley was not ready for that match tonight, and that allowed Rokuro to catch him off guard and quickly knock him down in order to continue his winning ways. Congratulations to Rokuro Nakano here tonight.
Jake Mercer: HEY, IT’S NOT LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I TELL THE TRUTH! You have to acknowledge how much of a visionary I am. :phew:
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Stew-O: :francis:
(While Harley Lewis is unconsciously laying down on the canvas, Rokuro Nakano is seen rolling out of the ring, before starting to make his way to the back after successfully making easy work out of his opponent, which is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for Taco Bell starring the new Answers World Champion TLA, because that my friends is true Mexican cuisine.)
(Friday Night Dynasty begins to come back from commercial break as “Sign Dollar Slime” by Lil Nas X & Megan Thee Stallion begins to play through the speakers. The EAW Universe rises up on their feet, giving a mixed reception to Serenity Valdez, who walks out from the back with almost a swagger to her step.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP…”LA REINA”…SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: At King of Elite, four women went to war, one walked out as the number one contender for the Specialists Championship, but I guess, it was in a bit of controversy?
(It begins to air some standstills of the fatal-4-way match at King of Elite consisting of Nariko, Lisa Wren, Ximena Velasquez, and Serenity Valdez. One of the biggest details of the match was the Specialists Champion herself, Harper Lee, making her presence felt during the match, taking down Ximena, but it didn’t seem to slow down ‘La Diosa,’ but eventually, Serenity Valdez would be able to make due of the work left by Harper and grab herself an impressive victory over three of Dynasty’s best. The last shot is of Serenity with her arm raised in victory before it pans to the ring with Serenity trying to get a microphone.)
Stew-O: The whole question lingering around was about Harper Lee’s presence and how she basically wore down Ximena Velasquez, who people were propping up as the favorite in that fatal-4-way?
Flannery McCoy: Is Harper Lee trying to duck the woman who betrayed her at last year’s Pain for Pride? Honestly, not quite sure about Harper’s interference, but the focus is on Serenity Valdez now and what kind of threat she could pose to the Specialists Championship.
(Serenity Valdez is in the middle of the ring as “Sign Dollar Slime” dies down. The mixed reception of the crowd is heard. The crown on the top of her head is shining more than ever and there’s a new aura of confidence on the number one contender’s face who is feeling good about herself.)
Serenity Valdez: What more do I have to say? I TOLD YOU SO!
(The crowd gives Serenity Valdez a mixed reception, but Serenity is smirking and feeling on cloud nine and nothing can take her down.)
Serenity Valdez: I’ve heard all of the fans and gossip sites indicating that I was going to ‘flop’ or be a ‘letdown.’ I heard everyone counting me out before this match even happened. They called me delusional, flop, letdown, and every other word that they could come up with their small brains. They tried to categorize me as another ‘pet project’ from management, but what happened at King of Elite, proved that I was always meant to be in this position. King of Elite went exactly as planned and I expected nothing less because I am ‘La Reina.’ I knew I was destined for greatness from the beginning and if the Extreme Elimination Chamber was any indication of my body of work, well then, it was only a matter of time before I ended up getting my big break one way or another. At King of Elite, I walked all over three people on the Dynasty brand and solidified myself as the best, so if anything, the reward that has been granted to me is nothing but deserved.
Serenity Valdez: So, I could not be more pleased with what’s happened because it seems like things are falling into place for me. I’ve more than earned this opportunity for the Specialists Championship. I don’t see a reason insight why this doesn’t lead me to win my first championship in EAW. I mean, am I supposed to see Harper Lee as any sort of threat around here? Am I supposed to be shaking in my boots at the sight of seeing her? No, I don’t see any sort of threat in Harper Lee. If anything, all of that talk that she’s going to give is literally all that she has going for her. In the ring, she is not as good as me; on the mic, she’s not as captivating as me. I look as good as I talk and that’s something that Harper Lee cannot compare to. I know how big of a mouth that Harper has and I really don’t give a damn because I am going to be the one that shuts her up for good and makes sure that I put her back in her place.
Serenity Valdez: But you know what? I want to make sure that I hear EVERYTHING that Harper has got to say and I’d like it if she said all of that personally. So, Harper, I know that you’re in the back, get out so we can set it straight —
(“Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begin to blasts through the speakers as the crowd gives a negative reception to the Specialists Champion. Harper Lee comes out with the title on her shoulder. She poses with the belt momentarily before making her way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: Oops, it seems like Serenity Valdez is going to get what she wants as the Specialists Championship makes her way out here. At King of Elite, Harper Lee successfully retained the Specialists Championship against ARIA. ARIA put her entire heart and soul into that match, but Harper was able to make her submit to the ‘Foldabody’ at the end, and honestly, by the look of the move, I don’t blame her.
Flannery McCoy: I think ARIA impressed a lot of people, but Harper Lee proved that she was on a whole other level and that she’s not afraid to get a little mean if it means to keep that Specialists Championship in her clutches.
Jake Mercer: Honestly, Harper Lee has been on a tier since winning the title. She has always been a force, but as champion, she’s been on a whole other level. I think that Serenity may have some trouble, but it could happen.
(Harper Lee grabs a microphone before standing across Serenity Valdez. The Specialists Champion has a casual smile on her face. Serenity gestures for Harper to say what she has to say and begin this open window of discussion between the two of them. “Sweet Dreams” dies down as the two women stare at each other before Harper begins.)
Harper Lee: That was really awful, Serenity. You should be ashamed of yourself because that was really, really, REALLY bad. Is this really who I am going to be facing for the Specialists Championship? I didn’t think that things could get worse, but they just did. I don’t understand how I can go from ARIA to Serenity Valdez like I’m some sort of charity. I’m giving all of these people a chance at my Specialists Championship when they don’t deserve it. You, Serenity, don’t deserve a chance to fight for the Specialists Championship. You wouldn’t even win the match if it wasn’t for my interference, turning that match into your favor, so if anything, YOU should be the one who shuts her mouth and YOU should be the one that is thanking me for the opportunity. At the end of the day, you should be nowhere near me. You shouldn’t even be standing in the ring that truly belongs to me and out of the kindness of my heart, here we out, unfortunately, are having to replay exactly what happened at King of Elite with a second defense under my belt.
(Serenity Valdez begins to chuckle underneath her breath as she shakes her head.)
Serenity Valdez: I’m sorry, it’s quite difficult to keep a straight face at trying to hear you talk. Gimme a moment.
(Serenity Valdez chuckles, but this time, she isn’t able to contain herself at the ridiculous of Harper Lee’s claims.)
Serenity Valdez: I’m sorry, but do you think that I needed YOU out there to fight for ME?
(Harper Lee nods her head, indicating yes.)
Serenity Valdez: Nah, I never needed you out there, Harper. Do you really think I ever needed you to help me out? :mjlol: I could have done all of that by myself. I mean, I think I proved that after your attack obviously failed. The only thing that you did out there did some unnecessary work for me. I thought attacks were supposed to wear down the opponent, but it didn’t seem like Ximena was all affected by what you did to her. If anything, you knocked her down, but you couldn’t keep her down. I could have done all of that by myself, thank you very much. But, what you fail to realize is that you’re the one to blame for your own failure, Harper when it comes to the two of us facing each other in a ring, I know what it takes to make sure that it happens. You can sleep on me, thinking that I’m no threat to your reign, but in reality, I’m better than you. I am ready for the smoke that you’re going to throw at me.
Harper Lee: I’m sorry, but it’s my turn now to… :mjlol: Is this really the route we’re going to go? Are you willing to place yourself on this path knowing that I’m better than you in everything that you do? I don’t know if you realize, but I’m Harper Lee and you’re just Serenity Valdez, so I don’t see the point in making you in making yourself believe that you’re winning in a losing fight? You are going to hype yourself as ARIA did. You are going to try to convince yourself that you have a legit shot at taking this championship from me, but you’re going to end up realizing that you were never going to come close to being as good as me inside the ring.
Serenity Valdez: Yeah, whatever, I don’t expect someone like you to see the threat I am to your championship. And why don’t we find out the answer to that question? If there’s one place we’re settling this, it’s Reckless Wiring. At Reckless Wiring, I am cashing in my number one contendership for the Specialists Championship. Now, what do you think of that, Harper?
(Obviously, Harper Lee is disgusted over the thought of facing Serenity Valdez at Reckless Wiring. She takes a moment to think over what Serenity has said. Serenity is feeling hyped up, knowing that she threw down the gauntlet when it came to challenging Harper Lee at Reckless Wiring.)
Harper Lee: Fine, I accept.
(The crowd pops for the match at Reckless Wiring being booked. Serenity Valdez smirks at Harper Lee accepting her challenge. There is a part of her that’s surprised that Harper Lee didn’t try to weasel her way out of the match, but perhaps, Harper isn’t a bit intimidated by the challenger and thinks that this will be nothing more than an easy title defense for her to get through. )
Stew-O: A match for Reckless Wiring has been made!
Flannery McCoy: :damn: This could be one of these matches where you don’t want to sleep on!
Jake Mercer: Honestly, I feel like if there’s an opponent that can push Serenity Valdez to the next level, it’s Harper Lee!
(Feeling accomplished, Serenity Valdez begins to exit the ring, but Harper Lee has other plans.)
Harper Lee: But, Serenity…
(Serenity Valdez turns around as she’s quite surprised that Harper Lee has a lot more to say. She decides to hear out the Specialists Champion. She feels like these could be the words that could be the most impactful for her going into this match at Reckless Wiring.)
Harper Lee: Don’t make the same mistake that ARIA did. She also believed that she would have been the one to defeat me, but I forced her to submit in the middle of the ring. I took the hope that she had in winning at King of Elite and I crushed it with my boot. Imagine what I can do with this idea that you, out of all people, can defeat me? It might be worse than what I did with ARIA, Serenity. Just something to think about.
(Harper Lee drops the microphone and with that, she begins to exit the ring. “Sweet Dreams” begins to play again. From that, it seems like the conversation between the Specialists Champion and the number one contender is done. Serenity talks some smack as Harper raises the Specialists Championship above her head.)
Flannery McCoy: Well, that was an interesting conversation, but I hope that Serenity Valdez was able to hear out Harper Lee.
Jake Mercer: Serenity wanted to hear what Harper had to say and she got that, but I don’t think that she heard what she wanted to hear from the Specialists Champion, but we got a match for Reckless Wiring announced!
Stew-O: I do think that this might be one of those matches on the card that could steal the entire show? I’m intrigued about what those stipulations will be and we hope to figure all of that out soon enough!
(The last shot seen is the two Reckless Wiring opponents staring down one another before Friday Night Dynasty goes to commercial break from there.)
(A commercial is shown for a new book called “How to fuck up every single chance you get” starring Abel Atami. He’s not going to see this, he doesn’t watch shows.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a microphone in hand ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(As ‘Flying On My Own’ by Céline Dion begins to blast throughout the Arena, Kristen Myers would run through the curtain and onto the rampway, as she is greeted with a very positive reaction. She makes her way down to the ring, before rolling in and backing into her corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM AURORA, COLORADO…WEIGHING IN AT 95 POUNDS…SHE IS THE ‘AERIAL ARCHITECT…KRISTEN…MYYYYYEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kristen Myers hasn’t had the best restart here in EAW thus far, but she is looking to change it all around here tonight!
Stew-O: That’s right! Tonight she is facing a newcomer in EAW in Joso, and Kristen Myers won’t back down!
Jake Mercer: You know-
Stew-O: SHUSH.
(‘Flying On My Own’ fades away, as ‘Trophies’ by Drake begins to play throughout the Arena, and Joso, alongside Angelo Carter, would walk out, looking as confident as ever as they make their way to the ring, and would enter the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… ACCOMPANIED BY ANGELO CARTER…FROM BRONX, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 206 POUNDS…HE IS THE ‘SOUL OF EAW”… JOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here is Joso! He didn’t have the best start to EAW, losing his debut Match on Fight Grid, but now he is looking to recover from that loss, and gain his first win in EAW against Kristen Myers!
Flannery McCoy: Joso has preached about how he is here for a few things; to prove that he is the Best in the World, to win Championships, and to prove to everyone that when he shoots..he don’t miss!
Jake Mercer: He just like me, frfr.
Flannery McCoy: :francis:
Stew-O: :francis:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! A newcomer here in Joso going one on one against Kristen Myers! Joso and Kristen look to fight for the early advantage, as they lock up in the center of the ring, and start to fight for control! Joso looks to have gained the advantage- but Kristen doesn’t allow it, as she moves out of the way of the knee to the gut, and drags Joso down by the arm, wrenching on it! Kristen is not letting go, as Joso slowly tries to get back up to his feet, but Kristen keeps him down- but Joso is able to roll through, getting her to release the hold- and now Joso grabs Kristen and transitions into a side headlock! But Joso doesn’t keep it in for long, as he gets back up, but restrains Kristen down- AND STOMPS RIGHT ON HER FACE! THAT BOOT WENT RIGHT INTO THE NOSE OF KRISTEN MYERS, AND I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HER NOSE IS CRUSHED FROM THAT! Joso was able to quickly change everything up with that stomp to the face, and now he’s the one in control! Joso seems really confident here, as Kristen starts to slowly get back up to her feet- but Joso just pushes her back down! Joso wants to keep this momentum in his favor if he wants to win here tonight, and he seems to be hell-bent on making sure that he keeps Kristen down, as he now connects with a standing double foot stomp, and he just drove his feet into the soul of Kristen!
Jake Mercer: :salute: Joso has this Match in the bag, as he grabs Kristen and drags her back up to her feet- KRISTEN IS FIGHTING BACK! KRISTEN IS PUNCHING AWAY AT JOSO, AS JOSO TRIES TO PROTECT HIMSELF, AND TURNS HIS BACK TO HER- DRAGONRANA! MOMENTUM SHIFTED, AS KRISTEN IS NOW JUST BRINGING IT TO JOSO! LEFTS AND RIGHTS AND JOSO CAN’T PROTECT HIMSELF! Joso rolls out of the ring, but he can’t escape Kristen as she rebounds off the ropes- AND HITS A SUICIDE DIVE- WAIT NO! JOSO JUMPED ONTO THE APRON AND STOPPED KRISTEN RIGHT IN HER TRACKS WITH THE ENZIGURI! Joso has stopped Kristen in her tracks yet again and just look at the smile that’s on his face. Joso pushes Kristen back into the ring, and follows suit as he begins to stalk the prone body of Kristen, before kicking her right in the face! Joso now drags Kristen back up to her feet, AND CONNECTS WITH A BACKBREAKER! THE HEIGHT IN KRISTEN WENT UP IN THE AIR ON THAT BACKBREAKER, AS SHE FELL FLAT! Joso is going for the cover, this could be it!
ONE!
TWO!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KRISTEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Kristen is showing a fight here right now, as you can sense a bit of frustration on the face of Joso! Joso doesn’t know what it takes to keep Kristen down right now, as he drags her back up to her feet- A SLAP TO THE FACE BY KRISTEN, AND JOSO IS PISSED! ENZIGURI- WAIT NO, KRISTEN DUCKED IT AND JOSO FELL FLAT, AND KRISTEN QUICKLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS JOSO GETS BACK TO HIS FEET… DIVING CROSSBODY! KRISTEN CONNECTED WITH THE DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO JOSO, AND JOSO GOES DOWN HARD!
Stew-O: Kristen is giving it her all here, as she quickly brings Joso back up to his feet, and Irish Whips him into the ropes- but Joso stops himself in his tracks, and exits the ring, looking to strategize with Angelo Carter! BUT KRISTEN BOLTS OUT OF THE RING, AND STALKS JOSO DOWN, AS THE REF BEGINS THE COUNT!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: KRISTEN IS STILL STALKING JOSO AS JOSO IS BACKING AWAY, BUT I DON’T THINK THEY NOTICE THE REF COUNTING!
FOUR! FIVE! SIX!-
Flannery McCoy: ANGELO DISTRACTED KRISTEN FOR ONE SECOND, AND JOSO CATCHES KRISTEN WITH A SUPERKICK! KRISTEN GOT FLOORED, AND JOSO IS TRYING TO DRAG THE DEAD WEIGHT OF KRISTEN UP, BUT THE REF IS STILL COUNT!
SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE—
Stew-O: JOSO IS ABLE TO GET KRISTEN UP TO HER FEET, AND THROW HER BACK IN THE RING, FOLLOWING SUIT AS THE COUNT IS BROKEN! Joso and Kristen are both feeling the effects of this Match, as Joso is barely even standing right now! But nonetheless, Joso drags Kristen back up to her feet, and brings her in a powerbomb position- WAIT KRISTEN FIGHTS OUT OF IT, AND TAKES OUT THE KNEE OF JOSO! KRISTEN WITH A CHOP BLOCK, AS JOSO COLLAPSES, AND KRISTEN TAKES ADVANTAGE BY STOMPING RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF JOSO AS AN ACT OF REVENGE! KRISTEN PULLS JOSO UP, AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES- BEFORE JUMPING ONTO JOSO AND STARTING TO SPIN AROUND, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE SATELLITE DDT! JOSO IS DOWN, AND KRISTEN JUMPS INTO THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Flannery McCoy: JOSO GETS OUT! Kristen looks frustrated, but she is still going to fight as she brings Joso back up to his feet, and connects with a forearm strike! And another one! A third! A fourth, and Joso is rocked against the ropes! Kristen rebounds the ropes once again- BUT JOSO CATCHES KRISTEN WITH A JUMPING FLATLINER! JOSO TAKES KRISTEN OUT WITH THE FLATLINER, AND REBOUNDS THE ROPES HITTING A LEG DROP! Kristen is out of it, and Joso is just laughing! He knows he has this right where he wants it!
Jake Mercer: And he’s not going to give it up, as he begins to stomp away on Kristen Myers! Joso isn’t letting go, and the Referee is trying to hold him back before he backs away! Kristen tries to get back up to her feet- BUT IS MET WITH A PELE KICK IMMEDIATELY! Kristen falls right down, and Joso isn’t letting off! He connects with a Superkick to a kneeling Kristen, and Kristen just falls right over! :damn: I think Kristen is out of it, but Joso isn’t even done, as he picks Kristen back up, and just elbows her right back down! Joso backs up into a corner now, as Kristen is trying her hardest to get back up..before she crawls over to the ropes, and gets up with the support- WAIT JOSO GRABS KRISTEN FROM BEHIND- HE CALLS THAT ‘INCOMING SILENCE’! THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB CONNECTS, AS JOSO HAS KRISTEN IN A PINNING SITUATION!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—
Flannery McCoy: KRISTEN KICKED OUT! KRISTEN BARELY KICKED OUT, AND JOSO IS BEHIND HIMSELF! HE’S HAD ENOUGH, AS HE STARTS TO BEAT DOWN ON KRISTEN! THE RAGE IN JOSO HAS HIT ITS MAXIMUM, AND NOW HE’S JUST POUNDING AWAY ON KRISTEN! KRISTEN IS TRYING TO PROTECT HERSELF BUT SHE JUST CAN’T, AS JOSO PULLS UP TO HER FEET, AND LOOKS FOR A BRAINBUSTER- KRISTEN FIGHTS OUT OF IT, BUT JOSO DOESN’T LET OFF, AS HE GRABS KRISTEN, AND NOW GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT KRISTEN LANDS ON HER FEET, AND RUNS AT JOSO- JUMPING DDT! THE JUMPING DDT CONNECTS! KRISTEN IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK SHE IS LOOKING TO PUT THIS AWAY! KRISTEN STEADIES HERSELF, AND THROWS HERSELF INTO THE AIR! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
Jake Mercer: :damn: :damn: :damn: JOSO KNEES WENT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF KRISTEN! KRISTEN IS GASPING FOR AIR! SHE IS STRUGGLING TO BREATHE, AS JOSO PULLS HER UP TO HER FEET- CRIMSON PEAK! CRIMSON PEAK! AND JOSO ISN’T DONE, AS HE QUICKLY BRINGS KRISTEN UP TO HER FEET, AND BRINGS HER INTO PILEDRIVER POSITION- ‘HEAVEN’S GATE’! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! KRISTEN IS ABSOLUTELY DONE, AS JOSO COVERS KRISTEN! THIS IS IT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: JOSO WAS ABLE TO DO IT!
(As ‘Trophies’ begin to play throughout the Arena, Angelo Carter would dive into the ring, and immediately go to the aid of Joso. He helps Joso up, and Joso gets his arm raised by the Referee as he and Angelo celebrate the victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….JOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Joso was able to put away Kristen Myers here tonight, and could this be more to come?
(The last shot seen is Joso and Angelo celebrating their victory on the outside of the ring before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to commercial break from there.)
(A commercial is shown for LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga.)
(“Diva” by Beyonce plays through the speakers as the crowd rises for their feet for the number one contender for the New Breed Championship. Candice Blair comes out in a pink latex bodysuit with some black leather jeans. A pink chain is wrapped around her jeans like it were a belt. Candice is embracing the love of the EAW Universe as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP… “THE HOT COMMODITY”…CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Hot is indeed accurate as Candice Blair got this shot at the New Breed Championship at King of Elite by capturing the last briefcase in the ‘unique opportunity’ Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match.
(Standstill photos of the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs ‘Unique Opportunity’ match are shown and specifically, the highlights of Candice Blair during the match. The moments with her and her bestie, Danny Tanner are up in the ladder match are heard in the background as well as the moment where they grab the briefcase at the same time. Also, the moment with Danny letting go of the briefcase, declaring Candice Blair the winner with the roar of the EAW Universe is heard. The last picture of Danny raising her hand while she raises the briefcase in genuine shock appears on the screen before it pans to ringside.)
Stew-O: We would find out moments later that Candice Blair’s opportunity would be a shot at Jon Kelton’s New Breed Championship. It would follow up with an interaction between her and the champion and honestly, he didn’t have many positive things to say to the challenger.
Flannery McCoy: Candice Blair is here for one reason and that’s to claim her prize and let Jon Kelton know that she’s not taking shit from anyone. It should be quite interesting in what she says.
(The camera pans to Candice Blair with a microphone in her possession. “Diva” fades as the reception of the crowd has not followed by a couple of whistles from the male crowds, but Candice loves the reception of the crowd.)
Candice Blair: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Candice Blair. I am ‘The Hot Commodity.’ I am ‘Voltage’s Resident Activist.’ I am the next mega superstar in all of EAW and I am here to help…YOU!
(The Dynasty crowd pops for Candice Blair’s introduction. Candice is totally feeling good about herself and continues.)
Candice Blair: For those that didn’t know about me, you do now. 😉 As much as I would love to socialize and brag about all the amazing things that I’ve done for the Voltage brand and outside the company, I am here on an important errand and that’s to claim my prize. For those that didn’t catch King of Elite, it was such a fantastic weekend for yours truly. My bestie Danny Tanner and I had made a promise to each other not to let this match break the bond that we’ve been working on since August to establish. We have been through so much with each other and it would be such a shame that our friendship ended with one of us stabbing each other in the back. I know that opportunities like this would cause anyone to step on the other with no hesitation. It was one of my concerns in this match, but I’m thrilled that Danny and I were able to overcome all of that and climb up that ladder with each other and unhook that last briefcase at the same time. In my mind, I knew that I wanted to give Danny that briefcase, but before I could do that, he handed me the briefcase and I was in a world of shock because I wasn’t expecting that whatsoever. I was so overcome with emotion because…
(Candice Blair takes a moment to soak in the emotion, not wanting to cry or anything, but for Danny Tanner to give her the briefcase was something that she was not expecting. She was more than willing to put his career over hers because he was too good of a person to walk away empty-handed.)
Candice Blair: I have been putting in the work for so damn long. I’ve had a couple of title shots and sadly, I’ve fallen short of the prize. Each time, I’ve grown as a competitor. I can feel like I’ve evolved into someone who could be a future champion in EAW. With my clutches on the briefcase, I was optimistic about this ‘Unique Opportunity’ and happily, I didn’t have to way too long to figure out my prize and it was an opportunity for the New Breed Championship? It was better than I imagined because that was a championship that I’ve been eyeing since I came into this company. There was that brief period of time in 2019, where some greats were holding the title — The Visual Prophet, SOSA Henderson, Raven Roberts, Andre Walker, etc. It was amazing to see so many future World Champions being able to get their start with the New Breed Championship and I figured, why not me? If I were to win my first championship, the New Breed Championship is the right route to go with. Right now, if there is anything that needs my help, it’s getting the championship off of Jon Kelton.
(The name drop of Jon Kelton creates a bit of a buzz around the EAW Universe.)
Candice Blair: As I said, the reason why I’m on Dynasty is to claim my prize and that’s my opportunity at the EAW Breed Championship since it’s apparent that Jon didn’t get the message when he approached me at King of Elite. Jon had a lot of bold words to say when he first confronted me that could really make or break an Elitist and I was just supposed to stand there and take it? Am I supposed to let it all happen? Ugh! As If! No, I know that I’m better than that and I am going to make sure that I hold him to his word that he’ll soon regret. Hell, the entire situation from King of Elite has lit a fire underneath me to make sure that if I were to win a championship this year, it will be the New Breed Championship at Shock Value. That means making sure that I don’t take any bullshit that he tried to throw at me last week and come on, he should know better than to overlook me. I mean, it’s clear as my skin that Kelton, despite telling me that he’s been anxious for a challenge and hopes that I am going to be the answer, I don’t think that he’s taking me very seriously. 🙄
(The crowd proceeds to boo. Obviously, they’ve all grown to respect Candice Blair as the competitor that she is. Despite being a pretty face, Candice has shown that she can handle herself in the ring against some of the most amazing Elitists that this company has ever seen. While, she’s managed to win over some members of the EAW Universe, there are still some Elitists in the back, that she hasn’t won over.)
Candice Blair: It’s something that I’ve heard before. Just like “Beauty and the Beast,” it’s a tale old as time and frankly, I don’t really care. At this point, it has become nothing more than a routine for whoever decides to face me. Jon Kelton is another man who will proceed not to take me seriously, but he’s going to learn soon enough that something like that isn’t going to pan out well for him and if I were him, I would be better off changing that mindset quickly before he gets too comfortable. I mean, you’re all familiar with Jon’s history since he’s returned, right? It’s been full of setbacks and failures. Maybe, a few wins here and there, which sounds a lot like me, but for Jon, the New Breed Championship has been his real big break in a long time and it would be a shame if a “seasoned veteran” like him watched it all slip away because he made a mistake by underestimating the competition — a rookie move by the way — I could never. 😌
Candice Blair: If he’s seen what I can do in the ring and isn’t so absorbed in what he’s doing, he could see that I am as skilled and talented as I look and I have shown that on multiple occasions before this. So, if Jon wants a fight he’ll for sure get it. All I ask is that don’t let that be his undoing in the process.
(“Last Strike” by Polo G begins to play through the speakers. The EAW Universe is up on their feet, giving a mixed reception to the New Breed Champion himself, Jon Kelton. Jon is in his ring gear more than ready to compete in his match later tonight. He has the New Breed Championship on his shoulder as he has a cool and calm demeanor.)
Flannery McCoy: The New Breed Champion is scheduled to team with Cloud Stryfe to take on the returning High Rollerz later tonight, but it seems like he has something to say to his challenger.
Stew-O: Maybe, he’s here to debunk some of the claims made by Candice Blair. One of them is that she feels like he’s not being serious about this challenge.
Jake Mercer: He probably thinks of Candice Blair as nothing more than a pretty face, but this woman is an underrated wrestler and could handle herself quite well. But, let’s see what. Jon has to say about what she’s said.
(“Last Strike” dies down as Jon Kelton adjusts the New Breed Championship on his shoulder. He has a microphone in his possession as he begins.)
Jon Kelton: Seriously? There’s a part of me that feels some offense about what you said about me, Candice. It’s like you don’t know me at all. Since you don’t look to be the brightest crayon in the box, let me introduce myself. I mean, it’s only respectable since you introduced yourself — I’m Jon Kelton. I am the New Breed Champion. I am someone who knows his own worth. I damn well know who exactly I am meant to be and that’s the future of this business. And yeah, I was here a while back and Candice, you can call me a “seasoned veteran,” but I’m just getting started here and it’s far from over. It’s no secret that my last run did not pan out the way I wanted to and while this second run hasn’t been so nice to me, I’ve proven that I was always meant to be in this position. I was always meant to be a champion and I’m not looking to give this championship up anytime soon. Frankly, after all this time, I haven’t reached my peak, so I don’t take winning this New Breed Championship as a slight to my abilities inside the ring, just the start to things finally falling in my favor.
Jon Kelton: While I know that I am more than destined to be the Hall of Famer that I was meant to be, that doesn’t mean that I am going to do everything in my power to keep it. No, I am going to make sure that I become one of the greatest New Breed Champions to ever do it. A part that requires your cooperation, Candice; a part that requires me to stand tall over you. Now, I am going to give you some credit where it’s due, you are my biggest challenge yet, but that doesn’t mean that it’s going to be an insurmountable goal. No, just like always, I will push through and that I’m the one on top.
Candice Blair: I’m glad that you established that I am your biggest challenge yet, Jon. I mean, I think everyone knew that judging by the competition that you’ve crossed paths with? Jay Jerry Johnson? Angelo Carter? Opponents that you really didn’t need to prepare yourself for and that’s something that you said against Angelo. But for me? I’m on a whole other level. I am more than capable of taking that New Breed Championship from your hands and showcasing it as one of the most-demanded championships in this entire company. There is no one else who is more capable of carrying that championship to better heights than me, Jon. I am an Activist, singer, model on top of being a professional wrestler. If there is someone who can get the eyes on the product and most importantly, the New Breed Championship, it’s Candice Blair.
Jon Kelton: You really think that? I knew that being New Breed Champion creates a target on my back. I just never expected for the fourth Ava to waltz in like she doesn’t get her ass handed to her on a weekly basis. But, speaking of ‘handed,’ you really think that winning the New Breed Championship is going to be as easy as having Danny Tanner HAND you the briefcase. That mans is the biggest simp in this company who thought that keeping a friendship with you was more important than focusing on his career. Honestly, it’s such a shame that you’re holding a man like him down, but on the other hand, it’s Danny Tanner and that man is nothing more than a loser —
Candice Blair: I would think about your other words carefully, Jon.
Jon Kelton: Or what, Candice? You’ll do what? Let me guess, you aren’t going to do shit because when placed with an opportunity as huge as this, you aren’t going to do anything with it. There’s probably a reason why these opportunities never come to you, Candice and it’s because you’re not good enough for them. While you are the biggest challenge yet for me, anything would be a step up from Angelo Carter. This man got the biggest victory over me and I showed him that his little win over me was nothing more than a fluke. At some point in people’s careers, they are able to get that one magical victory over a champion like me, and then, it all goes crashing down. For you, you got your magical moment at King of Elite by getting handed that briefcase. You feel like you’re on cloud nine, but at Shock Value, it’s all going to go crashing down in whatever stipulation we clash in. Once again, I’ll show everyone that there’s a reason why I’m ‘The Chosen One’ and you’ll always be nothing more than the fourth Ava sister.
Candice Blair: Nothing more than the fourth Ava sister? Well, it seems like you’ve sadly forgotten how it feels to be in my position, Jon. Remember when you were the one that was struggling to get that championship on your shoulder? Remember when you couldn’t even defeat Ronan Malosi at Midsummer Massacre? Now, that you won that championship, do you think that it’s given you the right to put down the competition? A champion never underestimates the challenges that step up to them and for a “seasoned veteran” like yourself, I’m surprised that you would forget that one rule that they should have taught you on the first day of training. Although, it seems like you must have not paid attention, just like you haven’t paid attention to me. Just like you haven’t paid attention to anything other than what concerns you, I’m glad that you’re aware that I am your biggest challenge to date and that’s nothing about who my family is, but who I am as a wrestler. When it comes to our match, I have no doubt that I can out promo you, out wrestle you and outshine you. There is no one that can hold a candle to me because every time I step inside that squared circle, I create fucking magic. Meanwhile, you create nothing, but mediocrity. You were nothing, but a man, who was at the right place and time. You took advantage of an off Amir Yusif, but even in my off nights, I’m still more of a wrestler than you, Jon. At Shock Value, I am going to knock you off the false pedestal that you’ve placed yourself on and become the New Breed Champion.
(The passion and proclamation of Candice Blair receive a positive reaction from the crowd. Jon Kelton has remained silent since Candice cut her promo, but he’s listened to her quite clear, yet, nothing is coming out of his mouth. Candice is waiting for Jon to respond, but still, nothing.)
Candice Blair: What’s wrong, Jon? Cat got your tongue?
(Still nothing.)
Candice Blair: Well, it seems like this conversation is over. It was nice talking to you.
(With that, Candice Blair begins to exit through the second rope.)
Stew-O: JON KELTON GRABS CANDICE BLAIR BY HER HAIR! HE THROWS HER BEHIND HIM AS SHE ROLLS IN THE PROCESS, BUT FALLS ON HER BACK! JON PROCEEDS TO THROW A SERIES OF PUNCHES TO HER FACE! Candice has prided herself on her moneymaker, but Jon is trying to bruise up that face of hers! Candice is screaming as she’s trying to block her face, but Jon is nailing each shot! Now, Jon is clutching her by her chin as he picks her up to her feet and throws her to the corner! He delivers a huge kick to her ribs!
Flannery McCoy: BUT, CANDICE BLAIR SLAPS JON KELTON ACROSS THE FACE! THE EAW UNIVERSE IS UP ON THEIR FEET AS SHE TAKES JON BACK!!!! Candice sits on the turnbuckle as she waits for Jon to come at her! He does that as she goes for a crossbody, but Jon manages to catch her and throw her back with an exploder suplex! Candice is rolling herself out of the ring as she collapses at ringside! But, it seems like Jon is not done with her as he grabs her by the back of her shirt and throws her into the steel steps!
Jake Mercer: But, Jon Kelton is just getting started as he goes over to the timekeeper’s area and grabs a steel chair and shuts it up! Oh god, he is going to hurt this poor woman! It seems that Candice Blair is in a crawling position! She’s struggling to get herself up to her feet! She finds herself on her knees as she spots Jon looking down on her with a cold look on his face!
Stew-O: HE SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL OF CANDICE BLAIR! CANDICE COLLAPSE TO HER SIDE AS JON KELTON SWINGS THE CHAIR TO THE SPINE OF ‘THE HOT COMMODITY!’ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN! JON THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE SIDE AS HE GRABS CANDICE UP TO HER FEET AGAIN AND SLAMS HER SPINE AGAINST THE EDGE ON THE APRON! HE GRABS THE TOP OF HER HAIR AND GETS HER CLOSER TO HIS FACE.
Jon Kelton: (off-mic) You’re going to knock me off my pedestal? You’re going to take MY New Breed Championship away from me?!??!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton slams the spine of Candice Blair against the edge of the apron again! Candice collapses to the ground as he grabs that chain that’s wrapped around her leather pants! HE WRAPS IT AROUND HER NECK! HE’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF CANDICE BLAIR! CANDICE IS COUGHING, TRYING TO LOOSEN THE GRASP THAT THE CHAIN HAS ON HER, BUT JON IS APPLYING A CAMEL CLUTCH WITH THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HER! COME ON! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SOMEONE HELP HER!
Jake Mercer: You can see the skin of Candice Blair going blue as she’s slowly passing out due to the lack of oxygen! Candice is passed out as Jon demands the referee to hand him the New Breed Championship. He raises the championship high in the air and over the unconscious body of the challenger! The crowd is having mixed opinions on all of that! Can we get medical personnel to check on this woman? Is she alright?
(A ton of security come racing out to back Jon Kelton away from Candice Blair. Shortly after, medical personnel comes to the aid of Candice, checking to see if she’s still breathing. The security is still trying to tell Jon to get out of ringside, so no more damage is done to Candice. After a while, Jon raises his hands up and proceeds to go up the ramp. His eyes are proud of the damage that he caused Candice.)
Stew-O: Oh god, this was brutal. Especially, the part with her choking her with the chain! This was low of Jon Kelton to do! Candice Blair was here to claim her prize, but she didn’t anticipate for any of this to happen.
Jake Mercer: It’s about the New Breed Championship, Stew. He’s not looking to let that go anytime soon and by the looks of things, he may not.
(Friday Night Dynasty then fades to commercial break which shows the anniversary of Nickleback’s song ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ nearing in the ladder half of 2022, starring Hardcore Champion Limmy Mona_han.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back in from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a microphone in hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The camera goes over to the stage while ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play up and Terry Chambers is shown making his way out to the stage. He has a calm and collected look on his face while he stands at the center of the stage, looking down at the ground below him before taking a deep breath and making his way to the ring.)
Stew-O: Well we all saw what happened last week at King of Elite during the World Heavyweight Championship match. Terry was up against The Visual Prophet looking to become a two-time World Champion, but that’s where his plans fell short. He ultimately ended up tapping out when it was all said and done and his dreams crushed.
Flannery McCoy: You have to wonder what’s the next step for Terry. He was adamant about becoming World Champion and was his most motivated in a long time, frankly, what can he do? That seems to be what he’s come out here to address, so it seems like there’s only one way to find out right now.
Jake Mercer: The parallels between his loss at King of Elite and Ronan Malosi’s loss at Grand Rampage 2021, mwah. The difference between those two is that Ronan never really recovered, BUT, I have faith that Terry can do what he couldn’t.
(Terry makes his way around the ramp and up the steps, entering into the ring while Stephie Love hands over a microphone for him. Terry stands at the center of the ring, nodding his head while ‘Natural’ comes to a close and the crowd begins to quiet down, after a moment, he then begins to speak from there.)
Terry Chambers: I really wish I was out here tonight in better circumstances, but as you obviously know, that was something that didn’t happen. I’ll admit it’s not very fond to say, what should’ve been a career-changing moment for me ultimately went south, and unfortunately, I failed to do what I said I’d do. I was on a journey to capture the World Heavyweight Championship and make it known that I was one of the top dogs on Dynasty, but that didn’t happen. I’ll admit, it hurts, but why wouldn’t it in all honesty? It was something that I believed with my chest, that I’d be the one coming out on top when it was all said and done, and to add salt to the wound I talked a big game to back it up. But in the end, it just didn’t happen. I ended up tapping out to The Visual Prophet’s Ankle Lock, and now here I am, standing in front of you right now title-less. Now, I don’t know what I can really say other than it’s time to go back to square one for me.
Terry Chambers: That’s what happened like it or not, and I would be lying if I said it doesn’t sting whenever I mention it. It always does, and I always find myself back in this position somehow. But I would also be lying if Is aid I haven’t been through this same exact scenario many many times before throughout my long career. Each and every time it hurts more than the last and I stand here bare, raw with my head down in defeat. But if you want me to say it straight, it’s not really worth crying over spilled milk. If there is one thing that I am known to do and that I do more than anyone else is to rebound from a tough situation like the one that I find myself in right now. Because I am tougher than this situation, and one way or another you will see me reaching the success that I know I can one way or another, mark my words. I’m more motivated than ever to make a change in my career trajectory, and I’m going to make sure that it happens regardless of who’s going to stand in the way of that-
(‘Voices’ by Motionless In White begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as the crowd begins to resonate in a mixed reaction upon seeing Alex Myers make their way out to the stage with a serious look on their face while they grip a microphone in hand. They don’t waste much time speaking, their theme abruptly cut off while they bring their microphone up to their mouth on the way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Alex Myers: It’s funny how quickly odds can change on a dime, like its fate giving you an indicator of what’s to come. I’ll use myself as an example. One second I’m fully confident in my chances of reaching the King of Elite finals and becoming the 2022 King of Elite, for a justifiable reason. The next, I watch my dreams completely shatter, watching everything dissipate before my very eyes. Can we say the same about you? Maybe we can, can we…? One second you, Terry Chambers, are willing to throw it all away for the World Heavyweight Championship, adamant on believing that you are, without a doubt, going to become a two-time World Champion… and the next, your dreams are also completely shattered as well. You can say taking all of that into consideration, that we’re one of the same, which is why I’ve come out here tonight to tell it to you straight. The road that you walked on to get there, to get to King of Elite… means absolutely nothing.
Terry Chambers: Are you here to tell me what I already know, or is there another reason behind all of this Alex?
Alex Myers: I’m getting to it… but I’m sure you already know why I’m out here in the first place. I’m sure you remember how your journey to the World Heavyweight Championship match at King of Elite started, I mean it had to. When you were billed for Round One of the King of Elite tournament, going up against me… and you attacked me. You attacked me like a coward because you thought you could so easily input yourself into the World Heavyweight Championship picture… at my expense. If you think that I was just going to let that fly? Well, you’re absolutely wrong. Because at some point you have to realize all the wrong that you have done is going to come back and bite you in the ass. That’s me, I’m the wrong that you made, and I’m telling you that what happened is not going to go unscathed any longer.
(Terry crosses his arms, nodding his head slowly before beginning to pace back and forth in the ring, holding up his microphone looking towards Alex.)
Terry Chambers: So what are you saying? Do you want a match against me is that what you want? As some sort of payback for what happened a month or so ago? Not just that, using me as a stepping stone to your success as well?
Alex Myers: Funny, you’re not as dimwitted as I thought you were, because you nailed that right on the head. Not only am I going to take this time to exact my revenge, but I’m going to make sure that I prove myself in the process. Andre Walker was just a taste of the tough competition that I’m going to find myself across from on Friday Night Dynasty, and I’m looking to continue that train. Terry, you’re next on the list, and right now, you should consider yourself put on notice. Because it won’t be long before you meet your reckoning.
(Alex drops their microphone down on the ground while ‘Voices’ once again begins to play up. Terry watches from a distance, an interested look beginning to show on his face while Alex bears a stern look on theirs. The last shot seen is Terry nodding his head before rolling out of the ring, Friday Night Dynasty beginning to fade to commercial break from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Little Caesars’ collaboration with The Batman movie starring Jake Smith who gets himself hired there just to quit because he wanted the free hat.)
(Returning from a commercial break, the cameras pick up at ringside where around the ring are towering pillars of red, white, and pink balloons which stand near the four corners of the ring. Dotting alongside the ringside area between some of them are portraits of Andrea Valentine winning the Openweight Championship at Pain for Pride XI, another of one from her second reign as Specialists Champion standing atop a ladder on the night that would ensure she’d go on to tie the record with Brody Sparks for longest-reigning Specialists Champion, while cameras cutting show that others feature her winning the EAW World Championship and walking into Pain for Pride XIII with it. Standing inside the ring under a balloon arch of the same colors that crosses one side of the ring to the other on the top ropes, just beside a portrait of Andrea holding up the Universal Women’s Championship at King of Elite is Jake Mercer with a grin on his face.)
Jake Mercer: What a two-day event King of Elite was, right?!
(The crowd in attendance cheered as he looked around and nodded his head, a grin on his face as he got his desired reaction.)
Jake Mercer: I mean, we saw all those returning faces, and we saw some big wins! Friday Night Dynasty was out there representing to the fullest and giving ALL the Dynasty fans across the globe even more reason to know that when they’re waving our flag and supporting us, they’re supporting only THE best brand in all of EAW! There was Andre Walker winning the King of Elite tournament and Dr. Bethany Blue winning the Empress of Elite tournament, bringing those achievements with them right back here to Dynasty!
(More cheers sound out from the crowd and Jake, an unwavering supporter of all things Friday Night Dynasty, looks proud as he continues.)
Jake Mercer: But that’s not all that’s been brought back here, as when we saw Andrea Valentine go up against Ms. Extreme and how the two of them went at it, we got ourselves a brand new Universal Women’s Champion at the end of it all! So it’s my pleasure to now introduce to all of you, the NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW Universal Women’s Champion, ANDREAAAAAAAA VAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLENTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX begins to play and the crowd erupts for Andrea as she makes her way out with the Universal Women’s Championship raised up over her head. Taking a moment to take in the atmosphere, she eventually starts down the aisle and joins Jake in the ring after taking a moment to look at the portrait of her winning the Openweight Title before having passed it to get up the stairs. Andrea walks around the ring for a moment with the Championship raised and pointing out to the cheering crowd before turning back around to Jake, who hands her a microphone as she takes a seat in the second chair that’s positioned to face him.)
Andrea Valentine: Wow! You know, I really wasn’t expecting all this, but this is all really thoughtful and sweet!
Jake Mercer: You’re welcome! I had a great time being the one to set this all up and get it all together for you; it was all my idea!
Andrea Valentine: :usure:
Jake Mercer: 😅! Nevertheless, it’s a pleasure to have you out here and joining me in front of the EAW Universe to really take all this in. It was a special moment to see and one that you’re so obviously proud of – congratulations on this amazing accomplishment!
Andrea Valentine: Thank you so much! It was a huge achievement in my career that I’m so proud of and it’s so great to be coming out here as the Universal Women’s Champion and a two-time World Champion! You have no idea how proud I am of being able to say that after so long!
(Jake nods his head and the crowd applauds with Andrea smiling proudly as she sits the Universal Women’s Championship up in her lap.)
Jake Mercer: Of course, it’s been a wild week for EAW with the King of Elite event coming to a close this past Sunday and while the fallout of such an FPV is always anticipated, getting to hear from you and what it’s been like for you since winning the Universal Women’s Championship is something so many people have been waiting for! With a win like that becoming your reality, what’s going through your mind?
Andrea Valentine: Honestly, just thinking about having won at King of Elite has been this amazing feeling that I just haven’t gotten over since the bell rang for the match to officially end. People talk and talk and talk about how they’re going to fight for a moment like that, how they’re going to everything they possibly can to be the one to come out on top of it all – and I know I’ve done it before but no moment is ever quite the same and becoming the Universal Women’s Champion was something just even more special.
Andrea Valentine: Everyone knows that I’d been through a lot, that I let a lot of things get to me that I shouldn’t have and how I even took a lot of that out on people and friends that didn’t deserve it, and having to try to turn around from all of that was always gonna be this really tough journey that was always gonna come with a lot of shit that I’d have to see my way through. But with me being me and so much of what I’d done that had proven not just to everyone else but to me just as much that if there was going to be anyone who could get back to the top, it’d be me! I always knew that I’d have this kind of moment again – nobody else may have known when and it wasn’t always clear how, but no matter what, I was gonna believe in myself and keep fighting for something like this because I knew I would be capable of it.
Jake Mercer: And you certainly looked deserving of it at King of Elite! I-
Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! 👏👏👏👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT! 👏👏👏👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT! 👏👏👏👏👏
(Andrea looks around the Target Center with her smile having gotten wider, looking appreciative for all the support that EAW’s fans have continued to give her throughout everything that they have seen her go up against. Jake nods understandably wanting to allow the moment to go on, before he has to interrupt to get things back on track.)
Jake Mercer: Now, obviously you had to go up against Ms. Extreme and it seemed like things were getting pretty tense and vicious in the words getting thrown around – everyone knows that you two had been best friends from a while back in the Beating Hearts of Voltage, but so much had changed since then, how did it play into King of Elite?
Andrea Valentine: I can say that I’m pretty sure I got everything that I expected from her. Whether there’d been all the drama between us or not, and everything from before that she was really fortunate to not get too tangled up in – I knew that Camille wasn’t ever going to hold back whether that was on the mic or in the ring. I think maybe considering everything I’d done that it was thought I’d think to maybe hold back a bit or even maybe tread lightly with her about some things, but with someone like her, you have to try to fight fire with fire. When it came to some things, all of it had to get pushed aside when the real goal was becoming a two-time World Champion. I wasn’t out to humiliate her or try to get revenge for something like some others she’d faced – it was about the Championship and what I’d do to take it from her. I wasn’t going to hold back just because we had history, I wasn’t gonna let anything that’d happened distract me from knowing what I had to do to make my own history, and she found that out for herself when she was getting dropped on her head at King of Elite. She fought and she fought hard, that can’t get taken away from her – but I was always going to make sure that I got what I knew I deserved for all the work I’d done to get there.
Jake Mercer: But as a devoted follower of yours, not too many other people know that that work was getting put in even before EAW when you were in Elite Mississippi Wrestling desperately trying to get out of the contract they’d tried locking you down in so that you could get noticed and discovered to finally start competing :wow:! All that hard work has paid off and as a long-time fan, I couldn’t be prouder to see you have overcome so many odds :wow:!!
Andrea Valentine: :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: 😀! And now that you are back on top, now that you’re a World Champion once again, what are you hoping for going forward? It goes without question that you’d want to continue to prove yourself and show the world that this reign of yours will be greater than the last, but you’re sure to have quite the target on your back when it comes to the other women of the division looking to take you down much sooner rather than later!
(The Universal Women’s Champion nods her head, still grinning as she thinks over the question with the Championship sitting propped up in her lap, and she raises her microphone back up to speak.)
Andrea Valentine: What I’m really looking forward to doing is reminding everyone why I was just so vocal about wanting to have had the opportunity in the first place: Because I’m damn good and the work I’d been doing warranted it. I know I’d lost before when going after the World Heavyweight Championship but that wasn’t something that happened that made me reconsider if I should be contending for another World Championship or if it’d be too soon to go for the Universal Women’s Title after that. I got this because I wasn’t going to take no for an answer and pushed ahead against everything, and I want the work I continue to do to show that. This reign already means more to me than any other and all that I’ve been through has made it that much more special – and I’m as ready as I can be for anyone or anything that ends up coming my way.
Andrea Valentine: I know how big of a deal it was for me to defeat Ms. Extreme after all that she’d accomplished, but it was an even bigger deal for me knowing it was my work that led me to it. I don’t get to have this without being determined to not let last season’s drama completely overtake me or by letting everyone who told me to step aside get what they want by doing exactly that, because I knew I was better than all of that and I knew it was on me to show that like I’d been doing every step of the way. It wasn’t just about wins or losses or trying to be perfect, but so much more about adding to a career and a legacy that’s been about working through so much to be able to be on top. So, what’s gonna make this even more special is reminding everyone of that when I’m taking on everyone and anyone, defending against any woman who steps up to try to take this from me and I know there’s some out there who’ve got their sights set on me already like-
(But before Andrea can continue, the lights in the arena dim, and from the looks on Andrea and Jake’s faces, this clearly isn’t scheduled to be a part of the celebration. With the arena plunged into darkness, everyone’s attention is turned to the tron where the logo for 2018’s Bloodletter comes across the screen! It drops away with the FPV’s theme ‘Sick Like Me’ by In This Moment playing over highlights of the Mistress of Death Match between Andrea Valentine and then-Women’s World Champion Madison Kaline! Andrea and EAW fans are taken through the rollercoaster match, the damage that she and Madison do to one another as they aim to put each other through mutually assured hell, bloody and beaten in a war that brings Madison’s allies at the time – Cleopatra and Amber Keys – to the ring when Andrea nearly wins! But when it comes down to it, Madison and her legendary allies are able to do away with Andrea’s own support before the three of them put Andrea through a flaming table to allow Madison to win the match.)
(On the image of Madison Kaline being assisted out the ring with the Women’s World Championship raised, the replay fades out and the lights come back on as the sound of ‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff begins to play and the crowd ignites into boos for Madison Kaline for the interruption. Madison makes her way out, sarcastically clapping as she looks down into the ring. Andrea glares and shakes her head, looking annoyed with the sudden appearance of the former Champion, and Jake, understandably concerned, looks cautious as he moves behind Andrea to not be caught between the line of fire of the two women should things break down into a fight. However, Madison is seemingly set on remaining outside the ring as she stops at the end of the ramp.)
Madison Kaline: Awww, isn’t this all so nice?! Andrea Valentine is back on top of the world and everything seems to be in order again! Not a thing could go wrong! There’s not a woman around to ruin this moment! Not a threat in the world that could bring this entire Universal Women’s Championship reign to an end before it even really gets going! …And I’m sure that’s what everyone was thinking up until just now, when I reminded the entire world that if there was anyone around here who could be a threat to everything that Andrea’s journey stands for, it was going to be me.
(Madison smirks as she makes her way over to one of the portraits, coming upon the one of Andrea winning at her first Pain for Pride and pushing it over so that it falls to the ground. This brings Andrea to rise from her chair in the ring and to her feet with the Universal Women’s Championship resting in the seat. Amused, Madison looks back into the ring as she puts her attention back on Andrea.)
Madison Kaline: But congratulations, Andrea! I was really hoping you’d win because I knew it would truly be a full-circle moment for the two of us now that I’m back. It should go without question that I’m better than ever – Donovan Duke can thank me any time now for giving him the biggest win of his career, by the way. But I didn’t come back just for the hell of it or just because this is looking to be one significant year for EAW in its 15th anniversary. I showed back up on Voltage single-handedly making a match no one cared about something worth tuning into and it was to put every last person in EAW on notice, to let you all know that Madison Kaline has returned!
Andrea Valentine: Yeah, we all saw that, just like everyone saw you show up after my match at King of Elite to congratulate me on winning – but somehow it didn’t seem all that sincere. I can’t say that I missed you much – or at all, actually – and I’m not so sure the opposite could be said for too many others, either. But you know what, I guess I should’ve expected that you’d have some other intentions considering what happened at King of Elite and now here you are, showing up to something not even for you-
Madison Kaline: I think what you mean to say is that now here I am making it about me, Andrea, just like I saw fit to make Empire all about me back when I was causing terror to you and every other woman on that brand! You’re right though, you should’ve anticipated this and you should’ve expected me to show up where I wasn’t invited to, because after three years of being out and now with the chance to redeem myself, I realized that my success on Empire just wasn’t enough for me. The hell that you and the others endured at my hands just wasn’t as satisfying to me anymore the way it used to be when I looked back on it – and that’s something that should absolutely terrify you. Because you and everyone else should stop to think that if that wasn’t enough for me anymore, then what will be this time around? With me being as ruthless as I’ve promised to be and knowing it could only get worse for everyone from here – I can promise you that the Mistress of Death nickname still isn’t just to be cute or to try to be intimidating, and you for one know that all too well, Andrea.
Madison Kaline: That’s why if you aren’t too scared about what would come once again out of me being in your way when it comes to you trying to be on top of the women’s division, then you really have to look no further than recognizing me as the biggest threat right now in the women’s division for you or any other woman to want to prove every last one of yourselves against. See, you might’ve been able to rise to the occasion and make some decent history for yourself, but would it really have happened for you if I wasn’t around to be in your way like I was at Bloodletter? That’s what you have to think about while I already know the answer.
(Andrea picks up the Universal Women’s Championship and crosses the ring to the ropes, standing in the ring in front of Madison who merely smirks right back in the Champion’s direction.)
Andrea Valentine: Do you? Do you, really? I’m not so sure about that, Madison, but I’d really like to know what makes you think you do because something tells me that you’ve got that one all wrong.
Madison Kaline: All the more that needs to be said is that you just have to watch and see what happens, Andrea. I’ve said it already that you’re just keeping that Universal Women’s Championship warm for me and when I saw how your stupid face lit up when you held it, I knew I wanted to rip you apart and take your title. You might be blonde but I’m sure you’re smart enough to piece together that I’ve got my sights set on becoming the new Universal Women’s Champion faster than you or anyone else might’ve anticipated – and believe me when I say that I’m very capable of getting what I want. I’ve been on top before and I’m ready to go for broke once again to get my way, especially if it means that I get the opportunity to tear you right back down all over again like I did before. Enjoy it while you’ve got it, Andrea, because your cute little comeback to the top that you thought was going to be so great just may turn out to be something that won’t be lasting much longer.
(‘O Fortuna’ by Carl Orff begins to play and the crowd begins to boo as Madison carelessly lets her microphone drop down on the fallen portrait of Andrea with the Openweight Championship. Madison begins to backpedal up the aisle with her eyes focused on Andrea who’s staring her down, having dropped her microphone as well while mouthing off at the Hall of Famer. Madison stands at the top of the stage with a smirk and Andrea raises the Universal Women’s Championship, the reminder of the history between them seeming as though it could’ve caused things to escalate further instead only causing even more tension. As the staredown continues, the scene fades out.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back in to show the backstage area of the Target Center where two familiar faces are seen walking the halls towards the Gorilla Position. The camera focuses in to reveal them to be The High Rollerz, consisting of the respectively returning Jack Ripley and David Davidson. Both of them are in matching ring gear, getting ready for their first match as a tag team in years while they casually chat with one another. But before long they’re stopped by Michael Belfort, who holds a microphone up to them.)
Michael Belfort: Jack, David, do you mind if I take the time to ask you two a few questions?
(Both of them shrug their shoulders toward one another, feeling they have some time to kill, before looking back towards Michael and accepting.)
Michael Belfort: Well I’m sure this match means a lot for the both of you in more than one way, can you tell me in your own words how you feel about it? Especially with it being so close.
David Davidson: I’ve been gone for a bit I’ll say that, it hurts but y’know it is what it is. So to be back here tonight after what was a bleak road to recover, brings a tear to my eye. I’ll be honest with you here Mike, I don’t know what to expect coming out there. Will you see a David Davidson at his 100%? Or will you see a shell of old? That’s something that I don’t even know myself, and frankly makes me all the more adamant to go out there and kick some ass. All you need to know for certain is one thing, and that’s that The High Rollerz are back and we damn well might be better than ever.
Jack Ripley: If you don’t know who we are, like certain people, well then it’s never too late to get an introduction. We’re one of, if not the best tag team that this company has ever seen and that’s not something that I say for show. We still hold the record for most reigns as Unified Tag Team Champions and hell now that we’re headed for the fourth, you might as well get those Hall of Fame rings ready for us while you can. After this match, despite the makeshift tag team we’re up against, I’m sure there will be no doubt in the heads of anyone that we mean business and we’re taking no prisoners.
Michael Belfort: Well speaking of doubters you sure have met some in the form of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane. You have to be thinking they’re watching this match very closely, what are your thoughts on that as well?
David Davidson: I don’t know much about them, all I heard is them saying they were the best tag team on the Dynasty brand. Thankfully for them, that was before they were introduced to us. If there’s one thing I can say for certain it’s the fact that the two of them haven’t done what the two of us have been able to do as a unit, which isn’t very lonely company considering no one has. So right now, I think it’s a far shot, but I guess we’ll just have to see for ourselves what they’re made of.
Jack Ripley: Johnny Andrews can talk about pinning me in the Extreme Elimination Chamber like it matters all he wants, and Solomon Stane can continue to be an irrelevant speck that I didn’t realize existed until a week ago. The fact of the matter is, they’re not even touching us, especially when it comes to tag team action. They think they have me all scouted, it’s funny, isn’t it? But truth be told, I’m a whole other animal now, and I’m ready to go on the hunt. Guess they need to be shut up and when the time comes, we’ll be the ones to do that.
Michael Belfort: Jack, David, thank you for joining me here tonight.
(Jack and David make their way out of the scene, continuing to tread to Gorilla Position as Friday Night Dynasty begins to transition from the backstage area over to the arena where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand getting ready to speak.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is a contest scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘I Get Money’ by 50 Cent begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to a roar of cheers from the crowd here tonight, while the camera cuts over to the stage to show the duo of Jack Ripley and David Davidson make their way out to the stage. The High Rollerz look around, nodding their heads slowly before both of them turn their heads towards one another, no words need to be said as the two of them come to an agreement, ready for battle as they make their way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome… at a combined weight of 417 pounds… the team of JACK RIPLEY AND DAVID DAVIDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HIGH ROLLERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I’m not going to lie to you when I say that this is a pretty surreal moment. We heard backstage what the two tag partners thought about this match and it’s safe to say that this is a pretty big one for them, and for good reason.
Flannery McCoy: We saw the return of The High Rollerz at King of Elite and now they’re back in full form here tonight in their first match back which is of course in tag team action. If you’ve seen their body of work before, it’s safe to say one thing out of many, and that’s the fact that their opponents here tonight will be in for one hell of a challenge.
Jake Mercer: I played poker with The High Rollerz back in 2005, it’s safe to say that I spent a few months broke afterward. They really are good at gambling…
(Jack and David make their way up through opposite sides of the ring, both of them jumping up onto the apron and entering into the ring before meeting one another at the center. They climb up to the top rope, simply taking a moment to look around before jumping down and making their way towards their corner. It isn’t long after that ‘I Get Money’ begins to come to a close from there and the two of them begin to get ready for their match.)
(‘Last Strike’ by Polo G begins to blast through the speakers of the arena from there while the camera goes from the ring toward the stage to show the New Breed Champion Jon Kelton make his way out to the stage with his Championship resting on his shoulder. He takes a good look at it, before raising it high in the air. Before long his theme is interrupted as ‘Last Strike’ transitions to ‘Extreme Ways’ by Moby leading Cloud Stryfe to follow right behind him. The two of them look at one another, obviously there not being much of a connection between the two, but a common drive to win while they make their way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… the team of THE NEW BREED CHAMPION JON KELTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CLOUD STRYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes a team that I’m sure do not know each other very well. Last week Kelton found himself a challenger for his New Breed Championship in the form of Candice Blair, who we just saw earlier brutally attacked at his hands, in a scene that I’m not sure I want to see on the recap next week.
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile on the other side of the spectrum we have Cloud who is continuing to make himself known on the Dynasty brand, and I can’t see why a victory against one of EAW’s greatest tag teams of all time wouldn’t do it for him. Both of them are intent on winning now let’s see if they can nail the cooperation part.
(Kelton makes his way up the steps and into the ring while Cloud runs forward and immediately slides into the ring. Kelton raises his New Breed Championship into the air once again while Cloud turns around and makes his way up to the top rope, posing before jumping down and making his way towards his corner while Kelton follows. Both of them get ready while ‘Extreme Ways’ comes to a close and the Referee goes to signal for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this tag team match is officially underway here folks! David Davidson is starting it off for The High Rollerz meanwhile we have Jon Kelton starting it off for his team. Both men begin to make their way around the ring, biding their time and only striking when the opportunity presents itself. Davidson offers a Collar-and-Elbow to start this match, which Kelton looks to go for. But only ducks under and locks in a waist lock from behind! Davidson tries to pry his grip off of him, before beginning to back up towards the ropes. But before he can do that it’s Kelton that manages to lift him off of the canvas before slamming him back down stomach first!
Flannery McCoy: That must’ve hurt and you know it, Kelton is looking to keep that pressure on immediately making his way over to the front and looking to lock Davidson into a Grounded Headlock! Davidson is stuck at the moment, trying to reach his hands out in hopes of finding a way out of the hold, knowing the type of scenario he finds himself in with the possibility of Kelton being able to capitalize in the process. Davidson finds the momentum to help himself roll over, with both of them trading positions and Kelton’s shoulders being pinned down to the mat!
OOONNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: But before the Referee can reach two it’s Kelton that manages to lift his shoulder up! That allows Davidson to slip out of his reach and help himself back up to his feet, with Kelton following closely behind him with both of them finding equal ground at a vertical base. Both competitors are looking to continue showcasing their technical side looking to once again lock up in hopes of one or the other getting the advantage! They step forward and get the chance to properly engage this time!
Stew-O: But before that can happen it’s Davidson that returns the favor and slips behind Kelton, locking in a waist lock of his own! Kelton looks to mirror what he did earlier to get out, but it’s Davidson this time looking to spice it up, sending a sharp knee to the back of his kneecap forcing him down to a kneeling position! Kelton trying to get back up to his feet, wincing in pain but quickly shaking it off, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A STIFF FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHICH BRIEFLY SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! But it’s just enough for David Davidson to get the upper hand for his team here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: There was some uncertainty whether or not Davidson was going to be able to operate at the pace he used to be able to go at, but by the looks of things he seems exceptionally sound! If he can keep this up, The High Rollerz might just start this run-off right with a victory upon return! Kelton is slowly beginning to get back up to his feet, taking his time and understanding that this isn’t a race. BUT MAYBE THAT’S THE ROUTE HE WANTS TO GO AS HE SHOOTS UP AND RUNS TOWARDS DAVIDSON GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: But instantly Davidson manages to duck under that, quickly snatching hold of the arm, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND DROPPING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION WITH AN ARM DRAG! Davidson keeps a hold of the arm while he begins to pull him up to his feet, PULLING KELTON TOWARDS HIM BEFORE LAUNCHING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO HIS FACE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! From there, Davidson sends him towards his corner with an Irish whip, looking to get the tag to his partner Jack Ripley who anxiously awaits!
Stew-O: But before he can do that Kelton grabs a hold of the ropes before sending a kick to his face! Jack reaches out in hopes of grabbing him but before he can do that Kelton rushes towards the ropes and back while Davidson turns around, ATTEMPTING ANOTHER FOREARM TO THE FACE OF KELTON! BUT KELTON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE SETTING DAVIDSON UP AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A ROLLING CUTTER!
Flannery McCoy: It was a rough patch for Kelton at the start of the match but now that he’s back in control of things, I think that’s how he wants it. Kelton runs to the ropes, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A FLUID SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT WHICH COMPLETELY TAKES THE AIR OUT OF THE BODY OF DAVIDSON! Kelton isn’t done though, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND LEAPING OFF OF THEM AGAIN LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Jake Mercer: But before he can do that Davidson manages to roll out of the ring, with Kelton taking notice before taking flight. Davidson collects himself, leaning against the barricade for a moment and catching his breath while a scowl begins to cross the face of Kelton. Kelton runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AND LOOKING TO TAKE DAVIDSON DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT IT’S JACK RIPLEY THAT STEPS IN AND USES THE ROPES TO SEND AN ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TO HIS FACE! Kelton is draped over the middle rope while Davidson wastes zero time jumping onto the apron alongside Ripley, RUNNING FORWARD AND SANDWICHING THEIR KNEES AGAINST THE FACE OF KELTON SENDING HIM FALLING BACK INTO THE RING! Davidson enters back into the ring while Ripley makes his back way towards his corner…
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: TAG TO RIPLEY! He wastes zero time entering back into the ring and dropping down to the mat, hooking the leg trying to go for the easy way out of this match, hoping for a quick victory!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO-
Jake Mercer: But through all the shock it’s Kelton that manages to kick out in time! Ripley nods his head before getting back up to his feet, he knows it’s going to take a while, but he needs to continue to pile the pressure onto the New Breed Champion before he can’t take it anymore. Ripley grabs him by his head and brings him up to his feet, before pushing him against the ropes before running to the other side! RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS ABDOMEN! He looks to go for another one now, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LOOKING TO CONTINUE THE ASSAULT ON KELTON WITH ANOTHER KNEE TO CONNECT!
Stew-O: BUT KELTON TURNS AROUND AND USES THE ROPES TO LEAP OFF OF THEM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Ripley is on spaghetti legs now while Kelton grabs him by his hand and sends him towards the ropes and back, GRABBING HIM BEFORE LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton may have the upper hand right now, but at the moment he’s exhausted, the beating that The High Rollerz gave him wasn’t a pleasant one. If he looks to defeat three-time Unified Tag Team Champions, then he’s going to have to utilize the tag team aspect of the whole thing, and that means tagging into his partner. Kelton grabs Ripley by his arm, pulling him up before sending him towards his corner with an Irish whip! Kelton makes his way towards his corner, sending a punch towards the face of Ripley before…
TAG!
Jake Mercer: He tags into Cloud Stryfe! Stryfe enters the ring while it looks like Kelton is coordinating a double-team maneuver. Kelton once again sends Ripley into another Irish whip, WITH STRYFE STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF RIPLEY’S FACE WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THEY AREN’T FINISHED THOUGH AS KELTON RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK, LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A FRONT FLIP SENTON!
Stew-O: Surprising teamwork is being shown by Kelton and Stryfe here tonight, this might be what they need if they’re looking to get a victory under their belt. Stryfe is far from done though, grabbing Ripley and beginning to bring him back up, before grabbing him by his arm and pulling him in, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE! Ripley is stunned, ALLOWING STRYFE TO GRAB HIM WHILE HE HAS THE CHANCE AND LAUNCH HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX WHICH DROPS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A WORLD OF HURT!
Flannery McCoy: Stryfe is back up to his feet, and I could only imagine the impression that he’s going to make tonight if he beats people at the caliber of Jack Ripley and David Davidson. Stryfe turning around now and clutching onto the turnbuckle padding, beginning to make his way up to the top rope and perch himself, going for an aerial attack whatever that may be. WE’RE ABOUT TO GET THE ANSWER THOUGH WITH STRYFE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH NOW!
Jake Mercer: But before that can connect it’s Ripley that manages to move out of the way just in time before impact! Ripley wasn’t going to fall for that this time, with both of them beginning to get back up to their feet, BUT RIPLEY JUST A HAIR QUICKER MANAGING TO RUN FORWARD BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND TAKING STRYFE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA! Ripley is right back up, with the momentum finally shifting in his favor while he grabs Stryfe and this time sends him towards the ropes with an Irish whip! Stryfe rebounds, ONLY TO BE MET WITH RIPLEY SHIFTING THE MOMENTUM IN HIS FAVOR AND DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A FLUENT TORNADO DDT!
Stew-O: Ripley is feeling the momentum now grabbing Stryfe and scooping him up, LOOKING TO LAUNCH HIM INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! BUT BEFORE THAT CAN CONNECT STRYFE MANAGES TO REEL HIS HEAD BACK AND CRACK HIS SKULL AGAINST RIPLEY’S WITH A BRUTAL HEADBUTT! Ripley is sent backward while Cloud steps back, RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Ripley manages to land on the apron though, LOOKING TO SPLIT STRYFE IN HALF OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!
Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS! Ripley picks him up now looking to continue his momentum, propping him onto his shoulders and shifting his body towards one of the corners. BEFORE HE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A LAWN DART THROW! RUNNING SNAKE EYES TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WHICH IS SURE TO KNOCK STRYFE OUT COLD!
Jake Mercer: But before that can connect its Stryfe that manages to slip off the shoulders of Jack Ripley, BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY HIS HEAD AND SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Stryfe stumbles back dipping down to a knee for a moment attempting to collect himself, realizing that the situation that he finds himself in right now is not in his best interest. He turns around while Ripley is on his knees, looking to set him up…
Stew-O: SWORD ART! SUPERKICK TO A KNEELING JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! STRYFE MANAGES TO THINK ONE STEP AHEAD AS HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT WHILE HE CAN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT RIPLEY MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF THE PIN JUST IN TIME! A dissatisfied Stryfe does not look very happy as he grabs a hold of him and sends him towards his corner, looking to get a tag in. BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT RIPLEY MANAGES TO USE THE ROPES AND SEND A KICK TOWARDS THE FACE OF STRYFE! The Straight Shooter manages to show an iota or life especially when he needs it, running forward…
Jake Mercer: BUT KELTON MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HIM AND PULL HIM BACK BEFORE CATCHING HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! That rocks Ripley while Kelton slams him back into the corner, holding his arm out and looking for the tag right here!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! DAVID DAVIDSON RUNS AROUND THE RING AND GRABS A HOLD OF KELTON BEFORE RIPPING HIM RIGHT OFF OF THE APRON! Both Davidson and Kelton are exchanging blows right now, BEFORE DAVIDSON GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST AND SLAMS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Stryfe is slightly distracted at the action going on at ringside, GIVING RIPLEY AN OPPORTUNITY TO SLIDE DOWN AND GRAB STRYFE BY HIS LEGS, PULLING THEM DOWN FROM UNDER HIM! Stryfe stumbles back up to his feet, ONLY FOR RIPLEY TO GRAB HIM AND THIS TIME DROP HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Ripley now grabbing the arm of Stryfe and sending him towards his corner, with Davidson rounding around the ring and quickly jumping up onto the apron, holding out his hand looking for a tag…
TAG!
Jake Mercer: DAVID DAVIDSON IS TAGGED IN! Davidson enters into the ring while Ripley sends Stryfe towards the ropes, WITH BOTH MEN SENDING A KICK TOWARDS HIS SHIN FORCING HIM TO DROP DOWN TO A KNEE! Davidson steps back, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DRIVE-BY KICK TO HIS TEMPLE WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN! FOLLOWED BY RIPLEY LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE SPINE OF STRYFE! WHAT A DOUBLE-TEAM MANEUVER BY THE HIGH ROLLERZ WHILE DAVID DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT CLOUD STRYFE MANAGES TO GET THE KICK OUT! Both teams are unwavering here tonight but it’s only a matter of time before either one of them gets the upper hand on the other! Davidson grabs Stryfe’s head and begins to bring him up to his feet, and by the look on his face he seems to be completely out of it, he needs to get a tag to Kelton and fast! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S NOT HIS ISSUE RIGHT NOW AS DAVIDSON TURNS HIM AROUND AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
Flannery McCoy: Stryfe is waving his arms around, desperately trying to find a way out of this hold while he can, all before it can get the better of him! Davidson is keeping the pressure on though, even trying to drop his weight and bring him down to the ground but by the looks of things, Stryfe is refusing that! While Davidson has that hold in tight, it looks like he’s having trouble keeping the persistent Stryfe in it! But all he needs to do is keep that hold cinched in enough to finish the job here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Stryfe ever so slightly moves to the side, beginning to ram elbows into the abdomen of Davidson in hopes of releasing the hold while he can! Davidson is making sure that he keeps it locked to the utmost efficiency. But before he can go any further it’s Stryfe that manages to use the weakened grip to push both of them backward and towards the ropes, forcing the Referee to come in and force a rope break between them!
Stew-O: Davidson releases the hold while Stryfe stumbles forward sputtering in hopes of catching his breath and quickly, BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND DAVIDSON HAS HIM PLACE TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! But Stryfe manages to move out of the way leaving Davidson tumbling down to the canvas! Davidson slowly tries to pull himself back up to his feet, BUT STRYFE SCOOPS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SAMOAN DROP! Stryfe now crawls with all of his might towards his corner, where Kelton is slowly trying to regain control, gripping onto the ropes and slowly pulling himself up onto the apron! Stryfe is trying his best but Davidson is getting back up taking a leap forward trying to stop him!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE’S TOO LATE, JON KELTON IS BACK IN THIS MATCH! Kelton jumps right back into the ring while Davidson stumbles up to his feet, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPEAR THAT DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kelton waits patiently for Davidson to get back up, BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY HIS WAIST AND LIFTING HIM OFF OF THE GROUND, DROPPING HIM INTO A SPINEBUSTER THIS TIME! The New Breed Champion is not taking any prisoners!
Jake Mercer: Kelton makes his way towards Davidson, grabbing a hold of his legs while he’s down, taking the opportunity while it stands. KELTON LOOKING TO LOCK IN A SHARPSHOOTER! But before that can happen Davidson uses one of his legs to try and kick himself free, making sure the submission hold doesn’t get locked in! BUT KELTON KEEPS A HOLD OF THE LEGS AND INSTEAD LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB! Kelton isn’t releasing though, LIFTING UP AND SLAMMING DAVIDSON BACK DOWN AGAIN! He still isn’t releasing, LOOKING FOR THE TRIFECTA CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: Kelton looking to follow up now, waiting patiently for Davidson to get back up to his feet which he slowly begins to do. KELTON RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR AVADA KEDAVRA! THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE OF DAVIDSON IN HOPES OF TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: But before that can happen it’s Davidson that barely manages to side-step it and move out of the way forcing Kelton to crash and burn down onto the canvas! Kelton slowly crawls over to the corner in hopes of getting himself back up to his feet, ONLY TO BE MET WITH DAVIDSON GOING FOR A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE OF HIS OWN! DAVIDSON GOING FOR POCKET ROCKETS TO TAKE THE HEAD OFF OF KELTON IN THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: But Kelton manages to move out of the way leaving Davidson to collide with the corner! Davidson stumbles out while Kelton retreats towards the center of the ring, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A JUMPING CUTTER! But that’s quickly avoided with Davidson managing to push away Kelton just in time! Kelton running to the ropes and back turning the counter into a use of momentum running full speed towards Davidson, ONLY FOR DAVIDSON TO KICK HIM IN THE STOMACH BEFORE GOING FOR A SNAP DDT!
Stew-O: BUT KELTON TURNS IT AROUND TAKING DAVIDSON DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION! THE MODIFIED BUTTERFLY DDT DROPS DAVID DAVIDSON DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: JACK RIPLEY JUST LEAPED INTO THE RING AND BROKE UP THE PIN BEFORE IT COULD FINISH! The Straight Shooter wasn’t going to let The High Rollerz return end on a bad note, he’s going to make sure that one way or another, they’re the ones that come out on top tonight!
Jake Mercer: The Referee yelling at Ripley to get back out onto the apron which he does while Kelton is dazed, trying to get a sense of what just happened right now. He realizes that while the pin might be broken up, he has Davidson right where he wants him! Kelton grabs him by his arm before sending him into an Irish whip towards the corner! Davidson is still trying to get a grasp of the situation while Kelton makes his way over…
TAG!
Stew-O: BEFORE TAGGING INTO CLOUD STRYFE! Stryfe enters into the ring knowing that there isn’t much time to spare, sending Davidson to the ropes and back, BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! That was only an appetizer though, allowing him to leap onto the apron and yell at him to get back up! STRYFE LEAPING OFF AND GOING FOR THE CLOUD NINE ELBOW! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DAVIDSON IN HOPES OF KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!
Flannery McCoy: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!
Jake Mercer: JACK RIPLEY ON THE APRON CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF STRYFE’S HEAD STOPPING HIM IN THE ACT! Ripley throws him right back in while Davidson attempts to shake off the weariness he’s feeling at the moment to grab Stryfe by the head and throw him back into the corner. Davidson makes his way towards Ripley while he holds his hand out…
TAG!
Stew-O: RIPLEY IS TAGGED IN AS HE IMMEDIATELY MAKES HIS WAY UP THE TOP ROPE! Davidson begins to drag Stryfe towards him and sets him up! DAVIDSON WITH A FALLING NECKBREAKER WHILE RIPLEY LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE CONNECTING WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY IN ONE FLUENT MOTION! JACKPOT CONNECTS WHILE DAVIDSON RUNS TOWARDS KELTON AND NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM KNOCKING HIM OFF OF THE APRON! RIPLEY DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG ON STRYFE GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘I Get Money’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena while David Davidson grabs Jack Ripley by his hand and helps him back up to his feet. Both of them are seen hyping each other up before the Referee makes their way over and raises both of their hands high in victory. Jack immediately jumps up to the top rope, while David does the same, both of them taking the time to celebrate their victory while the two of them just let the moment sink in while they can.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… the team of JACK RIPLEY AND DAVID DAVIDSON!!!!! THE HIGH ROLLERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match that we were able to witness here! For the first time in four years, The High Rollerz have finally returned to tag team action and now they’re standing tall in victory! Let me just say that they could just very well be better than ever upon their return and it’s safe to say that they’re out for blood.
Stew-O: Jon Kelton and Cloud Stryfe put up a huge fight, but The High Rollerz simply got the better of them when it counted and that led them to a victory. They’re setting out for that fourth Unified Tag Team Championship reign and, to be honest, I don’t know who could stop them… except the people that appear to be watching this match right now.
(A shot of Jack and David seen hugging it out is shown on a television screen while the camera transitions to the backstage area to show the duo of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, accompanied by Trixie Stane, watching intently. Both of them look interested as they look towards one another before back towards the screen, before they’re met by Michael Belfort who is seen stepping into the scene with microphone in hand.)
Michael Belfort: Johnny, Solomon, Trixie, if you don’t mind I have a few questions for you.
Johnny Andrews: About the match? We’ll save you the trouble, we’re impressed. I’m going to be honest with you. I didn’t know those fossils had it in them to get the job done but I guess here we are, talking about it. Let’s just say right now that despite that, I don’t think either of us really cares. They can win as many matches as they want, they can beat as many people as they wish, it won’t matter at all. Because there’s one thing they can’t really escape when it comes down to it, and that’s the cold, hard facts.
Solomon Stane: He’s right, I mean we all saw it with our own two eyes right? Johnny pinned Jack in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Not only that, we’ve shown before why we’re above their whole charity case of a reunion, so they don’t really intimidate us. Like I said before, we got nothing to prove toward the two of them. They can believe what they want to believe, but I don’t think that’s going to help them if they wish for a match against us. Jack is going to learn soon enough why he should’ve stayed in early retirement, he doesn’t belong here, and we’re going to put him and his partner with the stupid name in line once and for all.
(Johnny, Solomon, and Trixie turn back towards the screen while Michael nods his head and makes his way out of the scene from there, it’s the last shot seen before from there, Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade into the ring to show Stephie Love with a microphone in her hand ready to announce the next match here tonight.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is a contest scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West hits, while the camera goes over to show Johnny Andrews charismatically strutting out from the backstage area and towards the stage. He takes a moment and poses at the center of the stage while the crowd gives him a lukewarm reaction before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 215 pounds… THE FACE OF ELITE… JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Shadow of the Cemetery Man’ by Rom Zombie then begins to play up as Solomon Stane is then seen making his way out to the stage. Johnny is seen clapping his hands together at the bottom of the ramp while Solomon spreads his arms out, pyro being seen behind him shooting up in a blaze of heat. It isn’t long after that he begins to make his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his tag team partner… from The City of Sin… weighing in at 266 pounds… THE SOLDIER OF SANITY… SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we know exactly what the team of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane are capable of, and we also know what their sights are set on as well. Earlier we saw them scouting out The High Roillerz match against Jon Kelton and Cloud Stryfe, and it’s safe to say that their interests were quite piqued when it came to the two of them.
Flannery McCoy: Well I can only imagine the street cred they’d get if they managed to get a victory against a team of that caliber, it would elevate them to a new height. But right now they have a whole other team on their hands that they have to get past. My question is do they have what it takes to do that?
Jake Mercer: Flannery, other than my wrestling friends who live in their mom’s basement, who the fuck says street cred anymore??? Get with the times! We say ‘lit’ and ‘hoes mad’ now!
(‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond then begins to blast through the speakers, while Caroline begins to skip out to the stage with a happy expression on her face. She waves her arms in the air while the crowd sings along to her theme. She takes a circle around before, from there, beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, first… from Paducah, Kentucky… weighing in at 109 pounds… she is… SWEET CAROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake then quickly replaces that, revealing Sierra who makes her way out to the stage clearly unpleased with the situation that she finds herself in. She has a disgusted look on her face while rolling her eyes, shaking her head, and beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: And her partner… from San Jose, California… weighing in at 121 pounds… THE KILLJOY… SIERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well on the other side of the spectrum we also have the bound-to-be dysfunctional team of Sierra and Caroline. While I’m sure Caroline is more than happy to be teaming with Sierra, you can’t help but remember the bad taste that was left in her mouth a few weeks back when Sierra confronted her backstage.
Flannery McCoy: You just have to wonder how the two of them are going to operate here tonight especially in a tag team situation like this one. Could we be seeing self-destruction before this match even finishes? That’s just something that we’re going to have to find out for ourselves.
Jake Mercer: Well, no doubt. You have a peppy cheerleader woman and someone whose nickname is literally “Killjoy”, I don’t expect much. It reminds me of when the cheerleaders dunked my head in the toilet back in High School, traumatic :mjcry:.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Johnny Andrews kicks this match off against Sierra in tag team competition! Johnny looks to make his way forward… but it looks like Sierra is not worth his time immediately turning around and tagging in Solomon Stane! Johnny sicking Stane on Sierra but it doesn’t look like the smaller woman is really going to back down. Both of them make their way towards the center of the ring looking to lock up, but Sierra ducks beneath! She doesn’t want to be caught in the crosshairs while she turns around and runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF SOLOMON! Solomon is sent forward as he falls against the ropes, ONLY FOR SIERRA TO SPIN AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE!
Stew-O: Solomon is dropped down to a knee while Sierra turns around and runs to the ropes and back, ONLY TO BE MET BY A HURRICANRANA IN HOPES OF TAKING THE BIGGER MAN DOWN TO THE GROUND! But Stane has thought ahead, KEEPING SIERRA UP ON HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A BRUTAL POWERBOMB! Sierra stumbles up to her feet, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BIG BOOT TO HER FACE WHICH ONLY MAKES IT WORSE!
Jake Mercer: Sierra is stunned for the moment while she falls back into the corner…
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: TAGGING INTO CAROLINE! Both of them enter into the ring realizing the size advantage is not in their favor at the moment. SIERRA RUNNING FORWARD OUT OF NOWHERE AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! BEFORE CAROLINE COMES IN AND SWEEPS THE LEGS OF SOLOMON FROM BENEATH HIM! Solomon is dropped down to the ground while Caroline isn’t done, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: Caroline clutches at the head of Solomon and begins to bring him back up, only for Solomon to quickly shove away realizing the danger that he finds himself in at the moment! Caroline falls against the ropes and quickly runs forward, ONLY FOR HER TO BE MET WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE BY SOLOMON WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Solomon then runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING HER UNDER ALL OF THAT WEIGHT! Solomon is back up, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR ANOTHER SPLASH FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Jake Mercer: But Caroline manages to roll out of the way just in time, seeing that coming! Caroline clutches at her gut while Solomon attempts to get back up to his feet, BEFORE CAROLINE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF A KNEELING SOLOMON! Caroline isn’t done though, TURNING AROUND AND RUNNING TO THE ROPES BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CRUSHING SOLOMON WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon is continuing to get up though, not giving Caroline a single chance to breathe right now as he manages to plant his feet to the ground. CAROLINE RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE GOING FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAPS! BUT IT’S SOLOMON THAT STEPS OVER AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE CHEST OF CAROLINE IN RETALIATION!
Stew-O: Caroline is down on the ground while Solomon grabs her by the throat and brings her up, BEFORE THROWING HER ACROSS THE RING AND TOWARDS A CORNER! Coincidentally that corner being his corner while Solomon makes his way over, with Johnny holding his hand out looking for a tag…
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY ANDREWS IS TAGGED IN! Johnny enters right into the ring while Solomon keeps Caroline pinned in the corner, BEFORE HE BEGINS TO ASSAULT HER WITH BRUTAL SHOULDER THRUSTS TO HER ABDOMEN! But Caroline is still showing some fight sending punch after punch towards both Solomon and Johnny while the Referee gets involved as well trying to split all of them apart! Johnny stumbles back while Solomon agrees to step back onto the apron, BUT CAROLINE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS JOHNNY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A TOP ROPE CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny is down on the ground while Caroline slowly begins to get up, GOING FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT IT’S JOHNNY THAT MANAGES TO COUNTER IT PUSHING CAROLINE RIGHT INTO A KNEE STRIKE! Caroline stumbles back while Johnny grabs her, DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A SNAPMARE BEFORE FOLLOWING INTO A HARD BUZZSAW KICK TO THE HEAD!
Stew-O: Johnny isn’t done though running the ropes once again, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE BODY OF CAROLINE! JOHNNY HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR A PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CAROLINE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! She slowly begins to back up towards the ropes, WHILE JOHNNY LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE AND RUN FORWARD TAKING HER OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN IT’S CAROLINE THAT BOOTS HER IN THE FACE! Johnny stumbles back, WHILE CAROLINE SPRINGS OFF AND GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!
Flannery McCoy: WHICH CONNECTS! Caroline grabs Johnny by the arm, sending him towards her corner while she sets him up, CARTWHEELING AND CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW STRIKE TO THE HEAD! Caroline holding out her hand to Sierra…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Sierra is tagged into this match, as she enters right in and begins to attack Johnny with lefts and rights while he’s backed up against the corner! Sierra steps back while Johnny looks absolutely stunned now, RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A HARD RUNNING KNEE TO THE GUT! Sierra looks to follow that up now grabbing him around the waist, BEFORE USING IMMENSE STRENGTH TO LIFT HIM AND DROP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Johnny shoots up to a sitting position while Sierra turns around and sprints towards the ropes and back, CONNECTING WITH A SOLID KICK RIGHT AGAINST HIS SPINE! Sierra isn’t done though, THIS TIME PICKING JOHNNY UP AND GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But before that can happen it’s Johnny that manages to connect with a back elbow that forces Sierra back! Sierra is stunned, WHILE JOHNNY USES THIS TO KICK HER IN THE GUT BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A SNAP DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra is down grabbing her head while Johnny runs to the ropes and back, LEAPING INTO THE AIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO HER HEAD! Johnny now waiting for her to get back up to her feet, BEFORE GOING FOR MARSHALL OF MAGNIFICENCE! THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK!
Stew-O: But Sierra manages to side-step while Johnny drops down to a knee, SIERRA GRABBING HIM BY HIS HEAD AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BULLDOG! Sierra now grabs him and throws him right back into her corner, looking to get the tag into Caroline once again…
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: WHICH SHE DOES! Both women enter into the ring and set him up, LIFTING JOHNNY OFF OF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A DOUBLE TEAM BODYSLAM! They aren’t done though, AS SIERRA LIFTS CAROLINE IN THE AIR AND SLAMS HER ON TOP OF JOHNNY WHICH SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S A KICK OUT BY JOHNNY ANDREWS! Sierra steps onto the apron while Caroline grabs Johnny by the head and begins to bring him up to his feet, throwing him into the corner before beginning to attack with a barrage of punches towards his face! Johnny tries his best to block but right now that doesn’t seem to be happening! Caroline looking to go for something else…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: Before making another tag to Sierra! Good teamwork is being shown tonight as both Sierra and Caroline are using the numbers to their advantage. Sierra enters into the ring while Caroline grabs Johnny and throws him towards her, WHO CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK TO THE HEAD OF JOHNNY WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Johnny stumbles back up to his feet, ONLY FOR SIERRA TO GRAB A HOLD OF HIM AND LIFT HIM OFF THE GROUND BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BACKBREAKER AS SHE FALLS INTO THE COVER ONCE MORE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN! Johnny has a lot of big wins under his belt, so I don’t think he’s going to stay down that long. Sierra pulls Johnny back up… BUT JOHNNY SLAMS A KNEE INTO THE ABDOMEN OF SIERRA! Sierra falls backward grabbing her gut, as Johnny sees an opportunity, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A BIG DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF SIERRA SENDING HER FLYING OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Johnny has the opportunity to tag out to Solomon Stane which he does stumbling backward towards him and holding out his hand…
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: TAG TO SOLOMON! Solomon enters into the ring while Johnny turns around and runs to the ropes, CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO TAKE SIERRA OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! Sierra is down while Caroline jumps down to attend to her, BUT BOTH HER AND JOHNNY MEET COLLIDING WITH ONE ANOTHER IN THE FORM OF A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING THEM BOTH DOWN! Solomon is the only one standing!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra slowly rolls into the ring, realizing the situation that she’s in trying to get back up, but it’s Solomon that grabs her and locks her into a headlock! Solomon begins to drag her back towards a corner, BEFORE GRABBING HER AND LAUNCHING HER THROUGH THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX BEFORE…
TAG!
Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS IS TAGGED IN! JOHNNY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF… SOLOMON STANE CATCHES JOHNNY ANDREWS IN MIDAIR THROWING HIM LIKE A DART TO INCREASE THE VELOCITY TOWARDS SIERRA!!! SIERRA IS SENT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING AS SHE COLLIDES WITH CAROLINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Caroline stumbles off of the apron and to the ringside area while Sierra is down on the ground trying to find a way to recover. Sierra slowly gets back up to her feet trying to get her bearings, ONLY TO BE MET WITH JOHNNY ANDREWS RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Sierra is once again dropped down to the ground, while Johnny gets back up, GOING FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT A CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: But it’s Sierra that manages to duck under that just in time, STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK TO HIS JAW WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Sierra grabs a hold of Johnny and brings him back up to his feet, BUT IT’S JOHNNY THAT CATCHES HER WITH A KICK TO THE KNEECAP BEFORE TURNING THAT INTO A BRUTAL UPPERCUT! Sierra is stunned BEFORE SHE’S CAUGHT WITH AN ENZUIGIRI THAT DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! JOHNNY DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY SIERRA! Andrews grabs a hold of Sierra and brings her back up to her feet, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE’S MET WITH A BRUTAL TASTE OF ELECTRIC FEEL! ROLLING KOPPU KICK TO THE HEAD OF JOHNNY ANDREWS WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WHILE SIERRA STUMBLES UP TO HER FEET! LOOKING TO GO FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: But wait! It looks like Sierra is going to tag into Caroline, realizing that she’s not in the best condition and Caroline might have what it takes to finish the match!
(TA-)
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! SIERRA RECONSIDERS STICKING THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT CAROLINE AND LAUGHING HER ASS OFF! CAROLINE LOOKS MORE CONCERNED THAN ANYTHING ELSE TELLING HER PARTNER TO TURN AROUND AND FOCUS ON THE MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: But Sierra just can’t help herself, this was a crucial moment in this match, they were so close to victory! But right now she might be distracted!
Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL CRACKER ON SIERRA AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! NOT THIS WAY!
THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners…. JOOOOOOHHNNNNNYY ANDRRRRRREWSSSS AND SOLOMON STANNNEEEEEE!!!
(‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ once again hits as Solomon Stane makes his way over, helping Johnny Andrews back up to his feet while the Referee begins to make his way over and raise both of their hands in victory from there.)
Flannery McCoy: Wow! I mean, it was bound to happen at some point. Sierra let her ego get the better of her by refusing the tag to Caroline, and letting it bite her in the ass with Johnny taking her down while she was distracted and coming out with the victory.
Jake Mercer: You just have to wonder how Caroline feels about that, there has to be hell to pay for Sierra in some capacity. But right now BIG MATCH JOHN and BIG MATCH SOLO have come out with the victory! LET US EMBRACE MY CHILDREN!
(The last shot seen is Johnny and Solomon continuing their celebration on the outside while Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for #EAW15 featuring Eclipse Diemos and Carlos Rosso.)
(“Back to Life” by Soul II Soul explodes as the fans immediately begin cheering upon hearing the song. Out slowly walks The Visual Prophet with Dr. Angelo D’Angelo and Kimberly The VPLA Mascot on both sides of him. Viz holds his World Heavyweight Championship high in the air as the three individuals begin to make their way down the entrance ramp towards the ring.)
Stew-O: Faced against the most motivated version of Terry Chambers that we have seen in a while, he stands her again, still the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion. The Visual Prophet is back to where he was in 2020 and even better than that to many people.
Jake Mercer: I must admit I am a part of the majority who think that way. I don’t know how you can watch how he’s performed the last seven or so months and conclude anything different.
Flannery McCoy: I think Terry tried to sow doubt in Viz that many believed. Terry was motivated as Stew previously mentioned and both men put on a show at King of Elite. But in the end, Prophet pulled it out and moved forward with the most important title in this business.
(Viz enters the ring as he puts his title on his shoulder. Prophet stands tall with his VPLA mascot and Dr. Angelo by his side as the fans slowly get quiet and his music fades out.)
The Visual Prophet: Would you look at that…guess who remains undefeated at King of Elite? Damon Diesel, Crosby Carter, Raven Roberts, Charlie Marr, Jamie O’Hara, Impact, and now Terry Chambers tried to give me the pressure but I rose to the occasion every single time. Undefeated at King of Elite and a former King of Elite tournament winner as well…maybe I should just be called Mr. King of Elite? What do you guys think about that?
(The crowd roars with cheers as Viz smiles.)
The Visual Prophet: You like the sound of that, Angie?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: King of King of Elite? Black King of Elite? YOU ROYALTY, BABY! YOU ROYALTY, BAYBEE!
The Visual Prophet: Purple and gold! It just makes sense, doesn’t it?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: CARTIER PEN!
The Visual Prophet: I’m a bad, bad man! But, credit is due to my opponent this last K.O.E. Mr. Terry Chambers fought a valiant fight. Tough son of a bitch. Might be one of the top three guys I’ve faced with this title on the line. Terry Chambers is one of them ones. Tough fucking, big brolic white boy from my own city. He didn’t earn the World Heavyweight Championship but he earned my respect twice over with how he fought. Good shit Terry!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: TAKE NOTHING AWAY FROM HIM…except the part where he is still a CAC!
The Visual Prophet: Chill, Angie.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: BLUE EYES, WHITE DRAG-QUEEN!
The Visual Prophet: You wild. Anyway, don’t take it personally Terry. He’s just talking shit.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: FROM THE SOUL I UNLOAD! WITHOUT AN ARM I SPIT!
The Visual Prophet: King of Elite was a memorable night for EAW with moments the world is still buzzing about today. Some shit about a bunch of dudes from EAW’s past coming back or whatever. Not that I care about anything pertaining to EAW pre-Viz anyways. Besides, y’all don’t find it suspicious that they letting all these random folks back but Serena ain’t get a call yet? :mjpls: Either way nothing was a bigger moment than yours truly retaining his title. Terry Chambers came but I sent him back with nothing and I moved on to my next challenger. My next opponent. My next obstacle that decides to get in my way as I carry this belt into the future. The Visual Prophet said he would be a fighting champion and I must say I had one hell of a fight with Terry Chambers at King of Elite. The thing is…who else could possibly step up and try me for this belt? Not many. Not many at all. But, this isn’t much different than when I came out to this ring following Road to Redemption and laid out the pathway for anyone in the back to come out here and take a shot at me and my belt. I’m a giver, you know. Very generous. Very opportunity-oriented. Terry made the last match worthy of even having based on his and my own effort but let’s get charitable this time. No stipulation for the next person that challenges my belt…
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: WE DOING AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION CHALLENGE! NOTHING BUT MINORITIES ALLOWED TO CHALLENGE BIG VIZZY THIS TIME!
The Visual Prophet: That’s right. We opened the challenge up to everyone and the first one to rise up was a giant white guy from Detroit who fought his ass off. Now? Let’s see what we can shake loose from EAW. Let’s see who wants to try their luck at Bae-so. Indian, Black, Mexican…don’t matter. I bet on myself against anyone and I look around this roster and I don’t think anyone is going to be able to beat me for-
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef begins. The crowd pops loudly with cheers but becomes a mesh of mixed boos and cheering as out steps the returning SOSA Henderson. SOSA smirks as he stares at Viz who is shocked but excited to see SOSA. SOSA smiles as he walks down the ramp towards the ring.)
Stew-O: Look who just popped back up here on Friday Nights!
Flannery McCoy: The return of BULLETPROOF SOSA HENDERSON! The King of Philly is back in EAW and I don’t think Viz even knows how to react!
Jake Mercer: This is about to get interesting! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! HOLLYWOOD SOSA IN THE BUILDING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! GLTTTTTTTT!
(SOSA rolls into the ring as Viz, Dr. Angelo, and Kimberly the VPLA Mascot seem excited to see him. SOSA laughs as he grabs a microphone and begins pacing. His music fades out as Viz smiles.)
The Visual Prophet: SOSA HENDERSON BYKE!
SOSA Henderson: Yessir.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: ANOTHER BLACK KING!
SOSA Henderson: Damn right it is.
The Visual Prophet: MY STADIUM STAMPEDE TEAMMATE!
SOSA Henderson: Louder for the people in the back.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: HERE TO JOIN THE VISUAL PROPHET AS HIS DISCIPLE AND FOREVER PARTNER!
SOSA Henderson: More like…challenge you for that goddamn belt of yours.
The Visual Prophet: SOSA IN THE-Wait what?
(The crowd pops as SOSA gets to rubbing his hands as Viz and Dr. Angelo stare back at SOSA with a perplexed expression on both of their faces..)
The Visual Prophet: Nigga…you bullshitting. What are you even thinking?
SOSA Henderson: What do you mean what am I thinking?
The Visual Prophet: I mean…WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? You just came back and you came out here to challenge me? For my World Heavyweight Championship?!
SOSA Henderson: You god…damn…right, Viz. You out here giving out title shots for the second time since winning at Road to Redemption right? Well, I’m back now, and not only do I want to accept this “Affirmative Action” title shot nonsense…I feel like I’m owed a damn title shot. All things considered, I was supposed to be in that Extreme Elimination Chamber match that you won at Road to Redemption. Unlike some of the guys that ended up in those pods…I won a qualifier match to enter and by right challenge you for that World Heavyweight Championship.
The Visual Prophet: I mean…that is true.
SOSA Henderson: You fucking right it’s true. What’s also true is that fat elephant Canadian CAC Xander Payne screwed me over and got me put on the shelf and taken out of the match. Not for nothing, I have made it a priority to beat the Maple Syrup sweat out of Xander Payne soon enough. BUT…I’d be remiss if I let this shot go by without taking it for myself. I see you out here reigning and defending and all that good stuff. But, you out here giving dudes free shots when by right and maybe even by law…I’m owed one myself.
The Visual Prophet: You are owed one? Because Xander Payne put you on the shelf?
SOSA Henderson: Exactly.
The Visual Prophet: Bro, I have no problem giving you a title shot. But…I thought after Stadium Stampede when I handpicked you and current King of Elite winner Andre Walker to be my partners that maybe that meant something. I thought me leading you and current King of Elite winner Andre Walker to the biggest wins of your careers at that point would matter. Like I thought we were brothers, SOSA.
SOSA Henderson: Brothers? You want to be my brother? Stop bitching and accept the challenge.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Watch your mouth, big fella!
The Visual Prophet: You got some nerve, you know that?
SOSA Henderson: I got more than nerve. I have every right to beat your ass, take that title, and stand on top of this entire industry like I’ve done twice before. You not no slouch, Viz. But you know and I know you never can fuck with me. Everyone remembers when you was New Breed Champion and I took it from you inside that steel cage years ago. You wanna be a fighting champ so bad…give me my title shot and history is going to repeat itself with me beating you for gold once again!
The Visual Prophet: Well, first off…you didn’t beat me by yourself. You had Serena FUCKING Bennett guiding by the hand. You had Serena FUCKING Bennett lifting you up, motivating you, and helping you be the best version of yourself. Serena is gone and you are here making like your fifth return in 3 years.
SOSA Henderson: You keep name-dropping Serena Bennett. Newsflash, she ain’t here. Oh, and quit acting like Serena Bennett is the reason why you lost that match. You got smoked by me, Viz. She wasn’t the reason why I beat your ass in that cage match for the New Breed title at Grand Rampage 3 years ago! That was all me. The same way it’s going to be all me when you accept this challenge and stop rambling like a scared bitch.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: DON’T YOU CALL THE CHAMPION A BITCH, MY AFRICAN AMERICAN!
SOSA Henderson: I’ll drop you where you stand, you fake bean pie-eating nobody. This ain’t even your business. Go run along and help some 4th graders with their Madame CJ Walker book reports. This is between me and your boss right here. Right, Viz?
The Visual Prophet: You got some nerve, SOSA. You are one of the most talented elitists that ever came into EAW. Faster than a speeding bullet and as cunning as a wild cat. Charismatic and creative…you are not gonna hear me say you don’t deserve a title shot. But, you got some fucking nerve trying my patience and even challenging me given how I assumed our relationship was looking after Territorial Invasion. I thought we had built a friendship but it looks like you are just as much of an opportunistic dick head as you have always been. I had these people cheering for you and this is how you repay me? As much criticism I’ve received over slipping up against Andrea Valentine 7 months ago and losing at Road to Redemption in 2020…you’d think you would be public enemy number one. You have fumbled more chances and opportunities than anyone in EAW. But now you are trying to lay claim to a title shot? Fine. I opened myself to a new challenger and here you are. But…whatever. You challenged me…after what I did for you and Andre Walker at Territorial invasion? The last relevant moment of your career? You betraying my trust? You spitting in my face basically, SOSA.
SOSA Henderson: Is that right? You think I’m spitting in your face?
The Visual Prophet: Feels a lot like you are spitting in my face, SOSA.
SOSA Henderson: That’s fucked up, right? Well, how about you stop talking so much, accept my challenge, or I’ll LITERALLY spit in your face right now!
The Visual Prophet: Really? You…ok. Fine, that’s cool. I’m cool. I’m down for whatever. You got me triggered, SOSA. I thought we turned a page. I thought you and I could have been cool. But it is what it is, right? I’m not mad but I am disappointed. Very much so. But I’m not a pussy, SOSA. You want a shot? Bet. You got a shot. But Mr. Bulletproof better make this shot count. Cause if you don’t…you will regret it for the rest of your days.
SOSA Henderson: We can figure out this weirdo friendship shit after I whip that ass and become World Heavyweight Champion. I might need somebody to carry my bags around…you fit the description.
The Visual Prophet: Good luck, “Hollywood”. You are gonna need a lot more than luck, however. Sincerely…and respectfully.
(Viz drops the microphone as his theme begins to play once again. Dr. Angelo mugs SOSA as SOSA smiles ear to ear on his face. Kimmy the mascot wags his finger before all three leave the ring to Henderson who stands alone. )
Stew-O: What a return! What a challenge! What a match we have set up for EAW’s RECKLESS WIRING!
Jake Mercer: SOSA is back once again and he’s not even posturing or wasting any time. SOSA sees GOLD and he also sees The Visual Prophet being the only thing standing between him and says GOLD! I hope Viz is prepared because the last time we saw these two go one on one for championship GOLD…SOSA was the one leaving with it!
Flannery McCoy: I doubt The Visual Prophet won’t be prepared. Viz might have replayed that loss over and over in his head for years but he’s much better now than he was back then. Is SOSA going to be able to keep up with him? That remains to be seen.
(The scene begins to end as we get a shot of SOSA in the ring mocking fans as Viz and his team head up the ramp towards the entranceway.)
(The scene transitions to one of the backstage areas of the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The camera’s focus is on a Harley Davidson Cosmic Starship, yes THE Harley Davidson Cosmic Starship pulling from the parking lot into the building. A security guard notices the unauthorized vehicle and attempts to stop it in its tracks.)
Security Officer: Whoa there! Do you have permission to be in these areas?!
(The motorcycle driver carefully puts the bike in park as they slowly remove their helmet… Revealing an obviously angry Ximena Velasquez. Ximena, wearing the battle scars she suffered from King of Elite, puts the helmet on her lap as she slowly stands.)
Ximena Velasquez: WHERE… IS… HARPER?
Security Officer: I like the ride but you need a permit if you want to go through our arena with that thing.
Ximena Velasquez: I’m going to ask you ONE MORE TIME… WHERE… IS… HARPER?
Security Officer: Listen, I’m just doin’ my job, man–
(Ximena quickly charges towards the security officer as she pins him by the throat towards the wall. The security officer begins to panic and Ximena continues to press down on his neck with all of her strength.)
Ximena Velasquez: WHERE IS HARPER?! AND SERENITY?!
(A hoard of people, some Elitists and staff members, swarm against Ximena, trying their best to separate her and the security officer. Among the hoard is an older male EAW Official.)
EAW Official: Ximena! They’re gone! Leave the poor guy alone!!
(Ximena immediately loosens her grip as a look of shock overcomes her face.)
EAW Official: Once their match was made official they both left the premises!
(Ximena takes a few steps back as she begins to process the information that was just provided by the elderly man. People immediately go to the security officer’s aid as Ximena puts her helmet on and climbs back on her motorcycle. Ximena revs up her bike a few times before she speeds away towards the entrance ramp.)
(“Recreant” by Chelsea Grin begins to blare throughout the arena as the audience begins to massively boo. Ximena’s motorcycle is seen traveling down the entrance ramp. Ximena parks her bike in front of the announcers’ table as she removes her helmet and demands a mic.)
(Ximena climbs into the ring while shaking her head in utter disbelief and disapproval.)
Ximena Velasquez: CUT THE MUSIC! Stop making so much noise and LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!
(The crowd reacts angrily as they continue to boo La Diosa. Ximena seemingly ignores their boos with the sternest, most determined, angry look on her face. She speaks directly into the camera.)
Ximena Velasquez: This is the second time in my career when my success has been halted because of an outside party. At King of Elite, you all saw that I was inches away from becoming the number one contender for the Specialist Championship. And just like at the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the Universal Women’s World Championship, I WAS SCREWED! I was robbed of the opportunity to make my dreams a reality. At first, I accepted that I lost to Ms. Extreme twice and that I lost the Empress of Elite tournament to The Doctor, but now this?! I was pinned by the most spineless perra in this company after the Specialist Champion herself decided to rear her ugly head to ensure I was nowhere near her title. ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE! EAW needs to realize that I am the future of this company. And you can’t continue to put your homegrown stars through this continuous, endless loop of bullshit. Someone has to be reprimanded for what I’ve gone through!
(Ximena’s angry demeanor intensifies as she continues to speak.)
Ximena Velasquez: It’s clear as day that Harper Lee fears me. Since day 1, she has been made aware of the absolute power I hold in between my hands. She knows that if given the proper opportunity, I’d rip away that Specialist Championship from her demonic claws without breaking a sweat. Even though you people are booing me mercilessly, you know that I have what it takes to become a champion in this company. In fact – EVERYONE in this company knows that I’m the best out of the rest. StarrStan has done nothing meaningful and worthwhile since witnessing the grotesque events that transpired at King of Elite. He has propped his chair back, kicked his feet up without a care in the goddamn world. THIS IS THE EAW THAT STARRSTAN IS CREATING! These are the things that are happening right under his thumb and he’s too much of a spineless geezer to actually do something about it. So here’s my proposition, Stan, INCLUDE ME IN THE MATCH.
(The crowd reacts in a surprisingly positive manner at the thought of a potential triple threat match for the highly respected Specialist Championship.)
Ximena Velasquez: This isn’t a request, Stan, this is a DEMAND. I demand to be put into the Specialist Championship match. I DEMAND you to come on out here, right now, and say in front of the world that I am deserving of this opportunity!
(Ximena pauses for a while, pacing back and forth, waiting for StarrStan to emerge. Ximena waits about 15 seconds until she shakes her head in anger.)
Ximena Velasquez: Oh – oh Stan!!! Helloooo?! Are you gonna come out, buddy?? OF COURSE NOT. How could I ever expect for this old man to have any balls left in his distorted body? OH, but if I was some overhyped relic from the past he would be begging, PLEADING, for me to be happy. Do you want to know why Stan won’t come out? Because he’s too busy busy begging more rejects to come back for this stupid nostalgia grab EAW is desperately promoting for their anniversary season.
(The fans begin to cheer and chant “EAW15! EAW15!” Ximena can’t help but to laugh at such a foolish crowd.)
Ximena Velasquez: #EAWXV is supposed to be about me! Not some disgraced fossils! Who, in 2022, wants to see David Davidson, Jacob Senn, Madison Kaline, or Sheridan Muller perform in an EAW arena?! NOT ME. They’re old, outdated, and don’t have what it takes to go toe-to-toe with me. In fact, I’ll do the EAW fans a favor and beat the absolute hell out of all of these lame acts and send their asses back where they belong; IN RETIREMENT HO—
(Ximena is abruptly cut off as a familiar theme song begins to sound throughout the arena…)
(Ximena is stunned as the former Empress of Elite winner and Unified Tag Team Champion… ASTRAEA JORDAN!)
Jake Mercer: HOLY COW!!!! That’s not who I think it i– OMG IT MOST CERTAINLY IS! ASTRAEA JORDAN IS BACK IN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING THIS PLACE HAS JUST BECOME A MADHOUSE!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Astraea Jordan was at the Grand Rampage in 2019 as a surprise appearance, and before that she was competing at King of Elite for the Women’s Championship. I never thought I’d see her back on an EAW program again but this is one return I welcome with open arms! You know a thing or two about her right Flannery?
Flannery McCoy: I worked alongside Astraea when I was the GM of Empire and it’s safe to say that the hype and buzz around her at the time was like very few I’ve ever witnessed. Astraea came into this company co-signed by Mr. DEDEDE as a member of the Gawd Complex alongside Malcolm Jones! That right there should tell you the greatness and potential that she displayed. It’s great to see her back and it doesn’t look like she’s missed a day in the gym since her departure!
(Astraea, appearing in the best physical condition, emerges from behind the curtains onto the stage. She begins to swing her braid as the fans show outpouring support. After a few seconds of embracing Astraea, she begins to skip her way down the ramp and over to the announcers’ table. Astraea is handed a mic as she slowly makes her way into the ring – standing on the opposite side of La Diosa.)
Crowd: AS-TRAE-A BETTER!👏 AS-TRAE-A BETTER!👏 AS-TRAE-A BETTER!👏
(An overtaken Astraea takes a moment to soak in the chants as Ximena looks on enraged and annoyed before Astraea begins to speak)
Astraea Jordan: Wow… I came out here to put this beanstalk-looking bitch in her place but before I get down to business I gotta say… IT FEELS GREAT TO BE HOME!
(The crowd cheers in excitement as Astraea twirls her braid around and hypes them up)
Astraea Jordan: Y’all have no idea how amazing it feels to be embraced by all of you amazing guys after all these years away, I’ve been gone for some time but one thing I’m gonna do if it’s the last thing I do is make up for that lost time in spades and that’s why I’m out here tonight. Ximena Velasquez. Yeah I heard all about you, I know about the undefeated streak you were on, I know about your meteoric rise, I know every time you’re about to accomplish something amazing you got somebody who stops that from happening because apparently, you have a lot of people who don’t wanna see you win. I know how it feels to be counted out, rooted against, hated because of a meteoric rise, and for a second I was empathizing with you and your situation. THEN you just had to keep running your mouth and put them big ass feet in it and now I see why you got so many opps in the first place. You don’t know how to shut the fuck up. I ain’t here to put the cape on for any of the people you name dropped, I actually couldn’t give a shit about any of them, but as somebody who just got done signing her name on the dotted line for that #EAW15 bag herself– what you NOT finna do is come out here and try to downplay somebody like ME like I’m some fucking old relic who nobody remembers and can’t kick your goofy ass.
Ximena Velasquez: (Ximena begins to laugh.) Oh! Ohhh, how COURAGEOUS of you to dust off the cobwebs and make your way back to the place that made you. Tell me, Astraea, what motivated you to come back? Because if I recall correctly, didn’t you leave this company on a bad note and fuck off because you couldn’t hack it? Are you really going to come out here and try to say that you’ve missed everyone when in reality, the only reason you’re here is because StarrStan filled your empty pockets with a bit of change? What? The ventures you decided to seek after wrestling didn’t quite work out for you? Get fucking real, perra – NO ONE cares about you anymore. I’m sure hearing the cheers from these “fans” is giving you some sense of approval, but once they see that you don’t live up to the standard of EAW, they’ll turn their backs and boot your ass out faster than when you lost at Grand Rampage in 2019. Do you see the influx of women who are in EAW today? The Doctor? Miku Sakai? Becca Blackwell? Hell, even the brain-dead Lisa Wren could give you a run for your money. So what makes “Astraea better”? It was a cute phrase to put on merch four years ago when your biggest competition was Layla Lockhart and Daisy Thrash but now it’s a thing people say ironically when they wanna laugh at how ridiculous the thought of you ever being better actually was. I said it once and I’ll say it again – WASHED UP RELIC.
Astraea Jordan: Nobody cares about me anymore? I’m washed up? Sure Jan. Judging from the response I got from the crowd I got a bigger reaction just from twirling my braid than anything you ever have and ever will get in your life. As far as washed-up goes, the proof is in the pudding Mamacita. Look at me… and look at you. I wasn’t even in this good of shape when I was an active competitor so just imagine what I’m capable of now. You right about one thing though Starr sure did line my pockets up real nice, I probably got paid more than your whole salary just for this one appearance alone. How’s that for a washed-up relic? And yeah, I left this company on a bad note. When I say bad note I don’t mean like I became an opp to this company like some of your other #EAW15 favorites and I DAMN SURE didn’t get fired and exiled like some others. It was a bad note on a personal level because of all of the things I set out to do at the time that I fell short on doing, a change in my life was needed. A public breakup a failed cash in and all of the pressure and expectations weighing down on me it’s enough to make a bitch have to need to take a step back and reevaluate, find myself again, work on myself and go back to the drawing board so when the time DID come for me to make my grand return, the same mistakes from my past would NOT be repeated. I can’t wait to share with you all in detail what I’ve ACTUALLY been up to. I’m not ducking the smoke from ANYBODY in this company, in this women’s division, or anything in between, Astraea back and Astraea better you dense ass bitch! You wanna know what makes me better? Fuck around and find out.
Ximena Velasquez: Trust me, Astraea, your name hasn’t been mentioned in these territories in a long time – so please, don’t give yourself too much credit. The only time I’ve heard your name being thrown around is when the girls in the backtalk about how overrated you actually were. And come to think about it… Standing here, face-to-face with you… I can’t help but say that they were RIGHT. Overrated, washed up, way past her prime. If I ever had the marvelous chance to fight you, you would suffer a beating you would NEVER forget.
Astraea Jordan: Oh it hasn’t? My name stays in the mouth of your co-workers three years later. I’ve heard a lot of false narratives around my name and I’ve heard a lot of cap. Even in absence, Astraea has been the topic of conversation but I expected nothing less. Soon everybody that had something to say is gonna have to back that talk up, but for now, my focus is on you, Ximena. You walk around like you’re untouchable and nobody can handle you because you all big and bad but the truth is you just some fake ass bully. Where I’m from, bullies get bullied. The thing about that is you’ve never been in the ring with a bitch like me who could literally lift you over my head and overpower you in every sense of the word. That shit you do might work with these other girls on Dynasty, but I’m built different. When I look at you I just see an untalented insecure skeezer overcompensating with her size and I’m gonna exploit the shit out of that. So as far as your little threats go, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is puta?
Ximena Velasquez: I thought you’d never ask.
Astraea Jordan: Say less then. I would love nothing more than to put you on your head and humble you but when I do it’s gonna be on my time. Astraea ain’t like them common folk, when I make my return to the ring it’s not gonna be some random Dynasty episode.. my middle name is Marquee and that’s where y’all gonna see me in action. Reckless Wiring. All I need now is a dancing partner so what do you say, sis? I know you want your little Specialists title shot or whatever but put that on the backburner for now and back that tough talk up. Y’all wanna see Astraea Jordan vs Ximena Velasquez at Reckless Wiring?
(The crowd cheers in excitement)
Ximena Velasquez: You really want to face me, Astraea? You want to be put back out of action? Then you got it. At Reckless Writing, it’ll be you versus me. I’ll make sure I put your ass out of action… permanently…
(Ximena turns around and begins to walk away, feeling that she’s said all she needed to say before stopping in her tracks.)
Ximena Velasquez: Maybe you should get a taste of that courtesy of La Diosa.
Stew-O: OH WAIT! XIMENA JUST TURNED AROUND AND NAILED ASTRAEA RIGHT AGAINST HER HEAD WITH HER MICROPHONE! ASTREA DIPS DOWN TO A KNEE WHILE XIMENA DROPS HER MICROPHONE AND SENDS A HARD RIGHT TO HER FACE TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE BEGINNING TO STOMP DOWN ON HER REPEATEDLY! WHAT A WELCOME BACK BY LA DIOSA AS SHE’S MAKING SURE ASTRAEA REALIZES HOW MUCH OF A MISTAKE THAT SHE’S MADE!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena backs up, stalking her prey for a moment while Astraea attempts to get back up to her feet, clutching at her gut and catching her breath. WE KNOW WHAT XIMENA IS GOING FOR HERE! SHE GRABS ASTRAEA AND LIFTS HER, GOING FOR XV! HER FINISHING ONE ARM POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! Astraea manages to slip out and land behind Ximena! Ximena turns around quickly, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD THAT SENDS HER BACKWARD TO THE ROPES! Ximena rebounds, RUNNING TOWARDS ASTRAEA! ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPEAR ALA DEDEDE THAT TEARS THROUGH HER AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Astraea turning around now and making her way towards a corner, scaling upward and finding herself perched up on the top rope and ready to fly! SHE’S GOING FOR IT! AIR JORDAN! THE 450 SPLASH!
Flannery McCoy: OH! But Ximena rolls out of the ring before she can launch off! Ximena managed to escape the wrath of The Empress by a hair, but is that the scene that we’re going to be seeing at Reckless Wiring?! What a statement made by the returning Astraea Jordan here tonight!
(‘Party Goin’ Dumb’ by Rico Nasty once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena while Astraea paces around the ring trash-talking Ximena and telling her to bring it. But the only thing that Ximena does is continue to make her way up the ramp, clutching at her jaw attempting to shake off the pain that she’s going through with a pissed-off expression on her face. The last shot seen is a staredown between both now confirmed Reckless Wiring opponents before Friday Night Dynasty then begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for Speak Now (Taylor’s Version), I’m thrilled.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing in the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers crazily)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(The crowd seems to be bustling with this upcoming main event as suddenly “Walk” by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers before Bryant Coffey makes his way down to the ring with a determined expression showing on him right now. Tonight, it’s Bryant’s first main event, feeling at this point that he is ready to prove himself tonight. Bryant enters the ring and roams around while waiting for his opponent.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST!!!!… WRESTLING OUT OF SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIAAAAAAAA!!!!! WEIGHING IN 202 POUNDS!!! HE’S THE “BLOODHOUND”!!!!!!!! BRYANT!! COFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: DA FUTURE!! THE GREATEST NEWCOMER IN EAW HISTORY!! NOBODY ELSE BUT BRYANT “BAH GAWD” COFFEY!! LOOKING FRESH TODAY AS HOW A RISING STAR LIKE HIM IS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT THAT HE IS GOING TO PROVE HIMSELF!! HE EARNED HIS MAIN EVENT SPOT TONIGHT AND HE IS READY TO PROVE HIMSELF!!
Stew-O: I’ll file a restraining order for using “Gawd” in the wrong term. You’re right about Bryant though, he’s cool and impressive but has a chill likeness.
Flannery McCoy: He’s a neat newcomer, but let’s not forget Bryant lost against Cloud Stryfe weeks ago on Dynasty. But like many people around here said. Stick with it, Don’t jump ship and that’s what Bryant thought to himself. Tonight, he might be about to face one of the toughest opponents in his career. This is the first main event of his career even though it’s just on a weekly show but still!
(While Bryant is roaming around the ring ‘Voices’ by Motionless in White replaces Bryant’s theme song as Alex Myers makes their way down to the ring with an emotionless look on them, then entering the ring and ignoring Bryant who looks ready to fight at this point)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!! WEIGHING IN 170 POUNDS!! THEY ARE THE FORBIDDEN FUTURE!! ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! MYEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Maybe we need to think again about a victim tonight because look at Alex, They are just a midget and hates Turtles. There is NO WAY that this man stands a chance to beat our rising star here tonight.
Stew-O: …. I don’t think size does matter here in EAW, Jake.
Jake Mercer: It is!! :mjlit:
Stew-O: :comeagain:
Flannery McCoy: Alex has been through many hells in their career and this is yet to call a hell for them today. Let’s just say that this will be a great match for both Elitists. We can’t just say who is better than who, but we can find out.
(DING DING DING!!!!)
Stew-O: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the main event is officially underway-
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THAT POWER, GUYS!! BIG BAD BRYANT’S STRENGTH KICKS OFF THIS MATCH!! HERE COME THE WRESTLING MACHINE HIMSELF!! BRYANT CHARGES HIMSELF TO THE CORNER, WRAPPING ALEX AROUND QUICKLY, AND TOSSING THEM ACROSS THE RING WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! WHAT AN OPENING OF A CONTEST!! IT’S WHAT I THOUGHT. HE IS THE GOAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Bryant strikes his first shot on Alex so far in this match and whatever Jake said but anyway, Alex tries to get a grip for themself so they can take their shot back at Bryant. Still, Bryant doesn’t want to waste any time in this match. He comes from behind with a running knee strike and sends Alex’s face first back to their corner! Alex is in danger and it might be tough for them to get out of there anytime soon!
Stew-O: Alex is stunned back to the corner after that vicious knee strike and Bryant proceeds to assault them with a lesson that he learned in his training course! Pulling out everything he’s got to beat his opponent! Bryant strikes his opponent who is at the corner and tries to escalate himself with a few mounted MMA punches! Bryant is on fire tonight!
Jake Mercer: But Alex is sick of his action that keeps coming unstoppably! Alex resists those cheap punches and gets their arms around Bryant’s neck and tries to choke the hell out of him! Alex looks to fade him out, getting two hands on his neck and squeezing it as hard as possible! Bryant is not able to breathe at this point!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!!
Flannery McCoy: Thankfully, Alex is smart enough to stop their action so they don’t keep it for too long. Alex lets their hands off of Bryant’s neck when the referee almost counts them out for disqualification.
Stew-O: Bryant starts to get back on his feet, BUT A WILD ALEX APPROACHES IN FRONT OF HIM AND SPIKES HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE MAT WITH A FULL IMPACT JUMPING DDT!!!! BRYANT IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS AND ALEX GOES FOR A COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Bryant kicks out, but it looks like he didn’t just kick out of that normally. LOOK AT THAT!! BRYANT GETS UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, SEIZING ALEX ON THEIR SHOULDER AND TAKES THEM DOWN WITH A SAITO SUPLEX SENDING ALEX’S HEAD DOWN ON THE MAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT DIDN’T CONNECT!! ALEX LANDS ON THEIR FEET!! BRYANT TURNS AROUND BUT IT IS TOO LATE, ALEX SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!! ALEX IS NOT DONE, THEY ROLLS BACK ON HIS FEET AFTER THAT LARIAT, SETS BRYANT BACK IN A SEATED POSITION-
Stew-O: ALEX RUSHES BACK TO THE ROPE AND CONNECT WITH A RUNNING HEADBUTT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!! THE SOUND OF THE STRIKE IS LOUD AND CLEAR!! BRYANT MIGHT BE KNOCKED OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS TO END THIS MATCH EARLY WITH THEIR FINISHER!!! ‘SINNER’S LULLABY’!!! COFFIN DROP LIKE A NAIL IN BRYANT’S COFFIN!!!
Stew-O: :damn:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: ALEX GOES FOR THEIR FINISHER, BUT BRYANT ROLLS UP TO THE FRONT AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET IN TIME TO CATCH THEM IN MID-AIR WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! ALEX MISSES BUT NOT BRYANT!! BRYANT PROCEEDS TO GO FOR A PIN TO SECURE A VICTORY TONIGHT!! CAN HE DO IT?????
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT ALEX KICKS OUT IN TIME!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!! BRYANT CANNOT BELIEVE IT BUT IT’S NOT THE TIME FOR HIM TO BE SHOCKED. HE TRIES TO CONCENTRATE BACK ON THIS MATCH AS HE LOOKS TO SHIFT TO HIS FINISHER ON ALEX IN THIS MATCH WITH THE ‘HOUND’S BITE’, OR WHAT HE CALLS ‘CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING WITH BODY SCISSORS!!’
Flannery McCoy: It’s almost there, Alex was about to be locked in tightly but HIS FINISHER WAKES THE BEAST INSIDE ALEX UP. ALEX RUNS UP TO THE CORNER AS THEY ARE FREE FROM HIS FINISHER IN TIME!! ALEX LANDS ON THEIR FEET AND PICKS BRYANT UP, WHO DIDN’T HAVE MUCH TIME TO NOTICE ANYTHING, AS THEY ATTACKS HIM WITH A BOW AND ARROW BACKBREAKER!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT BRYANT NOTICES AND MOVES IN TIME, HE BACK ELBOWS ALEX’S EYES TO STUN THEM AND GET OUT OF HIS CONTROL. BUT BRYANT TURNS AROUND AND ATTACKS THEM WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK RIGHT TO ALEX’S JAW!!
Stew-O: THE KICK CONNECTED WHICH SENDS ALEX BACK TO THE ROPES. BUT SURPRISINGLY, ALEX REBOUNDS BACK FROM THE ROPE AND FLIES TO BRYANT WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! BRYANT STEPS ASIDE AND CATCHES THEM!! BRYANT SNATCHES THEM AND TOSSES THEM ACROSS THE RING WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! ALEX IS DOWN AGAIN AND BRYANT DOESN’T GIVE UP ON WINNING THIS CONTEST!! HE LOOKS FOR A PINFALL!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS KICKS OUT!!
Stew-O: Both Elitists are now tiredly down in the middle of the squared circle. Alex crawls down to the rope to find a place for themself to get back on their feet while Bryant holds his leg, not letting himself get too distanced. Bryant starts to get back on his knees as he uses all of the power that he has left in the tank to pull Alex back to him, turning them around, snatching them up ,AND ENDING THIS MATCH WITH A URANAGE SUPLEX!! THIS IS THE DESTRUCTIVE FINISHER THAT MIGHT HELP HIM SECURE A WIN TONIGHT!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BOTH ELITISTS ARE CLOSE TO THE CORNER!! ALEX GOT UP IN THE AIR AS THEY LANDS DOWN ON THE SECOND ROPE, THEY QUICKLY GET UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND ENDS BRYANT DOWN OFF THE ROPE WITH SINNER’S LULLABY!! COFFIN DROP TO BRYANT!!-
Jake Mercer: :damn:
Stew-O: ALEX IS GOING FOR IT BUT BRYANT SNATCHES THEM IN MID-AIR BY THEIR NECK, ROLLING HIM DOWN AND LOCKING ALEX UP WITH A CROSSFACE!! IT’S APPLIED!! BRYANT GOT HIM!!
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER SMART COUNTER MAKES ALEX CONCERNED MORE THAN EVER IF THERE WAS ANYWAY TO PUT THIS MAN DOWN TONIGHT. CROSSFACE GIVES ALEX PRESSURE FOR THEM TO GIVE UP BUT ALEX DOESN’T WANT TO BECAUSE IT’S NOT AN OPTION FOR THEM! ALEX LOOKS UP TO THE ROPES AND TRIES THEIR BEST TO GET THERE!!!!! ARE THEY GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO IT?????
Jake Mercer: ALEX’S HAND ARE ABOUT TO REACH THE BOTTOM ROPE BUT BRYANT ROLLS HIMSELF WITH ALEX AND KEEPS IT GOING!! BRYANT IS YET TO LET THEM GET THEIR CHANCE TO THROW THEMSELF ONTO THE ROPES!!
Stew-O: BRYANT ROLLS BUT ALEX IS THINKING OF SOMETHING SMARTER, ALEX BOUNCES OUT OF HIA SUBMISSION HOLD!! HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THAT??? BRYANT TURNS AROUND BUT ALEX JUMPS ON HIM AND SETS HIM DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE!!! BRYANT IS DOWN!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex picks him back on his feet and tosses him over the top rope. Bryant catches the rope in time, and he looks up… ALEX WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TAKING BRYANT DOWN ON HIS BOTH KNEES AT THE APRON!
Stew-O: The referee counts to five but the FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! BRYANT CAN’T CATCH THEM THIS TIME!! HE IS DOWN ON THE APRON AND SO IS ALEX!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT FALLS TO THE FLOOR BUT ALEX IS STILL ON THE APRON!! THE REFEREE SEES ONE OF THEM FALL TO THE FLOOR AND HE WAS ABOUT TO COUNT BUT ALEX DOESN’T LET HIM COUNT AT ALL!! ALEX STANDS ON THE APRON AND DRIVES THEMSELF OFF THE APRON WITH A MOONSAULT DOWN ON BRYANT’S BODY WHO IS STILL DOWN ON THE FLOOR!! NOW BOTH MEN ARE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!
ONEE!!!!
TWOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!!
FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The referee counts to five, but no one is yet to come up onto their feet at this stage. Alex tries to compile themself and get back to the ring at this point while Bryant also tries to get back on his feet too.
SIX!!!!!!!!
SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Alex got back in the ring but Bryant the GOAT is still outside of the ring. Trust me, there is no way that this man would lose this way. He’s smart and HAWT, so it’s not his thing to lose this way!
Flannery McCoy: ? But anyway.
EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
NINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BRYANT GETS BACK TO THE RING IN TIME-
Jake Mercer: BUT ALEX COMES TO THE FRONT AND SETS HIM DOWN WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! ALEX LOCKS BRYANT IN TIGHTLY THEN TAKES THEM AND THEIR OPPONENT DOWN TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING SO BRYANT CAN’T TOUCH THE ROPES!! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE???
Flannery McCoy: BRYANT TRIES TO GET OUT OF THIS MOVE BUT ALEX DOESN’T GIVE THIS MAN A CHOICE!! IT GETTING MORE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BRYANT AT THIS PO-
Stew-O: :damn: !!!!
Jake Mercer: YESSIR THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
Flannery McCoy: BRYANT USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT UP ALEX AND TURN IT INTO A FALLAWAY SLAM!! ALEX IS SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING AND DOWN TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Stew-O: BRYANT CRAWLS DOWN TO HIS OPPONENT, DRAGGING THEM BACK, AND LOOKING TO TAKE A WIN TONIGHT AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON ALEX!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS KICKS OUT IN TIME!!
Flannery McCoy: BRYANT CRAWLS TO THE CORNER AND RECOVERS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET WHILE ALEX USES THE SECOND ROPE TO PULL THEMSELF UP-
Stew-O: WHILE ALEX IS CONCENTRATING FOR HIS RECOVERY, HE DOESN’T PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR OPPONENT!! BRYANT COMES FROM BEHIND AND DROPS THEIR BACK DOWN ON BOTH KNEES WITH A SUDDEN BACKSTABBER!! ALEX IS DOWN AGAIN!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT IS DOMINATING ALEX LIKE THE GOAT HIMSELF AT THIS POINT BUT THAT’S NOT IT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT BACKSTABBER AIN’T GOING TO PUT ALEX DOWN!! ALEX GOT PICKED UP BY BRYANT AS BRYANT TOSSES THEM OVER HIS HEAD WITH A T-BONE SUPLEX!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEX JUMPS OVER HIS HEAD INSTEAD!! ALEX GETS HIS LEG AND BRINGS BRYANT DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A HEEL HOOK!! WHAT A COUNTER BY ALEX MYERS!!
Stew-O: BUT BRYANT IS SMARTER THAN THAT. HE USES HIS LEFT LEG TO RAPIDLY STOMP ON ALEX!! ALEX HAS NO CHANCE BUT TO LET HIM GO.
Jake Mercer: Bryant picks Alex back up to their feet after stomping the shit out of them. Alex’s arm pulled up by Bryant AND BRYANT CONNECTS HIM WITH A RING SHATTERING SPINEBUSTER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEX REVERSES THE MOVE INTO A TILT A WHIRL DDT!! BRYANT’S HEAD SPIKES DOWN TO SHUT BRYANT DOWN AT THIS STAGE AS HE PROCEEDS TO GO FOR A PIN ON BRYANT!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT KICKS OUT AND ROLLS ALEX UP FROM BEHIND!! CRUCIFIX ROLL UP BY BRYANT ON ALEX!!! CAN BRYANT GET A WIN THIS WAY??? CAN THIS BE IT???????
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX KICKS OUT IN TIME AGAIN!! BRYANT WHO IS STILL STUNNED BY THAT DDT TRIES TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET BUT ALEX PULLS HIM UNDER THEIR LEGS, LIFTS HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND CRASHES HIS BACK TO THE CORNER WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!!! BRYANT IS DOWN AT THE CORNE-
Stew-O: BUT BRYANT INSTANTLY TAKES THE MOVE AND COMES BACK AT ALEX WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THEIR HEAD!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN!! THIS IS AMAZING!!
Jake Mercer: BOTH ELITISTS ARE OUT FOR BLOOD IN THIS MAIN EVENT TONIGHT!! LOOK AT THESE ELITISTS!! BOTH ARE GOING FOR IT!! ALEX THROWS THEIR FIST RIGHT ACROSS BRYANT’S JAW AND BRYANT DOES THE SAME, NOW IT’S CHAOS FOR THIS MATCH!! BRYANT IS DOMINATING ON ALEX. BRYANT DOESN’T HAVE A GAP FOR ALEX TO INSERT THEIR REBUTTAL AND KEEPS IT GOING, SWINGING THE LAST ONE SO HARD THAT HE COULD KNOCK HIS OPPONENT OUT RIGHT HERE!!
Stew-O: BRYANT THROWS HIS FIST TO ALEX BUT ALEX DUCKS UNDER AND GOES AROUND BEHIND HIS BACK. ALEX GOES UNDER HIS CHIN TO HIS NECK USING THEIR ARM AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BRYANT KICKS UP TO THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD INSTEAD. ALEX MISSES THEIR OPPORTUNITY. BRYANT TURNS AROUND TO ALEX AND GOES BEHIND THEM FOR A SLEEPER HOLD ON ALEX!! ALEX SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE A NAP BY BRYANT AND ANYTIME SOON AT THIS POINT!!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT GOT ALEX UNDER HIS CONTROL BUT HE DRIVES ALEX BACK TO THE CORNER BEFORE THEY WERE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING!!! BRYANT LETS THEM GO, AND ALEX CONNECTS HIM WITH A PELE KICK SENDING HIM BACK TO THE CORNER TOO!!
Stew-O: BRYANT STUMBLES BACK TO THE CORNER BY THAT KICK. ALEX GETS BACK TO THEIR FEET, TURNS BRYANT AROUND AND BOTH ELITISTS ARE STANDING ON THE SECOND ROPE RIGHT NOW. ALEX SETS BRYANT UP AND DROPS HIM OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH A TIGER SUPLEX!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: BRYANT DOESN’T COME DOWN AS DOES ALEX. HE HALTS ALEX BY BACK ELBOWING THEM WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO DO THE MOVE!! BRYANT TURNS AROUND AS HE SITS ON THE TOP CORNER. HE SENDS A SHARP ELBOW SMASH RIGHT ACROSS THEIR FACE!! ALEX DOWN TO THE FRONT AND LAYS ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER. BRYANT HOISTS ALEX’S ARM AND JUDO THROWS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT IS NOT DONE JUST THERE, ONCE ALEX LANDED, HE PROCEEDS TO GO FOR A CROSS ARMBAR ON ALEX AFTER A HUGE SPOT IN THIS MATCH!! ALEX IS GOING NOWHERE BUT THE WAY TO HELL!! THIS SHOULD BE IT FOR THIS MAIN EVENT THOUGH!!
Stew-O: BUT NO, ALEX TRIES TO STRUGGLE OUT OF THAT AS THEY LOOK UP TO THE BOTTOM ROPE WHERE IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING IN THIS MATCH THAT MIGHT GET HIM OUT OF THIS.
Flannery McCoy: ALEX….
……..
Jake Mercer: DAMMIT!! THEY DID REACH THE BOTTOM ROPE IN TIME!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Bryant is sick of this contest and wants to end it with a victory so badly. This man has spirit no matter how hot it’s going to be, he has yet to put down Alex Myers here tonight in our main event, ladies and gentlemen. Bryant tries to get back on his feet and drags Alex away from the corner down to the middle of the ring. He turns Alex’s face around to face him and starts to blow a few punches right across their face! He keeps it going, throws all the fuel that is left in his tank at Alex at this stage! Alex seems to be despondent too! They are not doing anything back to Bryant at all!
Stew-O: The referee checks on Alex but Alex is still not moving at this stage! Bryant doesn’t seem like he is going to play around anymore. He pushes the referee away, pulls Alex back on their feet, sends Alex to the rope, and whacks him with a calf kick right across their face!
Jake Mercer: BUT ALEX SLIDES UNDER WHEN BRYANT JUMPED FOR IT. BRYANT LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE MAT AND ALEX ROLLS UP FROM BEHIND TO WHIP HIS FACE WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! IT CONNECTED!! ALEX’S BODY IS ON TOP!! THE REFEREE COUNTS FOR A PINFALL!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BRYANT KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT IS ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!! HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT SO HE CAN END THIS MATCH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, ALEX IS BACK TO CONTROL IN THIS MATCH. ALEX COMMENCES TO GET BACK ON THEIR FEET WITH THEMSELF PULLING UP BRYANT WITH THEM. ALEX TURNS BRYANT AROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BRYANT TAKES THE MOVE LIKE A MAN AND GETS BACK ON HIS FEET IMMEDIATELY LIKE THE TERMINATOR. BRYANT COMES FROM BEHIND AND PAYS ALEX BACK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEX LANDS ON THEIR FEET AND HITS BRYANT AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! BRYANT IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES!! ALEX WALKS BACKWARD UNDER THE TOP ROPE TO STAND ON THE APRON. ALEX LOOKS DOWN TIREDLY AT THEIR OPPONENT THEN JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE. THEY IS GOING FOR DOCTOR SLEEP ON BRYANT!!! DIVING KNEES!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH SHIT!!!!
Stew-O: BUT BRYANT TURNS AROUND TO CAPTURE ALEX IN MID AIR WITH A BUZZSAW KICK!! ALEX IS DOWN ONTO THE MAT BY THAT KICK!! BRYANT JUST SHOT THE LIGHTBULB INSIDE ALEX’S HEAD WITH THAT KICK!! BRYANT TRIPS BACK TO THE CORNER AFTER THAT KICK!! ALEX TRIES TO GET BACK ON THEIR FEET AND BRYANT CHARGES HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER!!-
Flannery McCoy: RUNNING KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRYANT PULLS HIS FINISHER OUT HERE AS HE LOOKS TO FINISH THIS OFF RIGHT HERE-
Jake Mercer: SPINNING HEEL KICK TURNS BRYANT UPSIDE DOWN!! ALEX GOT THAT IN TIME ONCE AGAIN BUT THEY ARE NOT DONE YET, ALEX LOOKS DOWN TO THEIR OPPOSITION AND GOES FOR A MOONSAULT IN COMBINATION!!! ALEX GOES FOR A PIN THIS TIME!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BRYANT COFFEY KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Alex needs to think about how they will put this man down because this man is not normal and he is more powerful than he thought tonight. Alex might have to make a plan B right now because he’s fighting the BLOODHOUND! Alex drags Coffey and rolls down to the outside of the ring as both Elitists are now outside the ring. Alex doesn’t listen to what the referee has to say to him, dragging Bryant all the way down to the stage while the referee starts to count on both men.
ONE!!!!
TWOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
FOURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
FIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX PULLS BRYANT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND TOSSES HIM OVER TO THE MINI TRON PART OF THE STAGE!! BRYANT FACE PLANTS ON THE SCREEN BY THE HAND OF ALEX MYERS. ALEX PICKS BRYANT BACK UP TO HIS FEET-
Stew-O: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX FLINGS BRYANT OFF THE STAGE DOWN TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! BRYANT IS DOWN NEXT TO THE STAGE!!! ALEX HEARD THE REFEREE BUT THEY DON’T CARE, THEY WAIT FOR BRYANT TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET. BRYANT TRIES TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET-
SIX!!!
SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX GOES OFF IN THIS MAIN EVENT!! ALEX JUMPS OFF THE STAGE IN A SOMERSAULT SENTON ON BRYANT WHO JUST GOT BACK ON HIS FEET!!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: ALEX TRIES TO CRAWL DOWN TO THE RING AND THE REFEREE KEEPS THE COUNT GOING. THE CROWD IS VERY BATED WITH THIS MOMENT!! ALEX SURVIVES THE COUNT IN TIME BUT BRYANT STILL TRIES TO CRAWL DOWN THE RING!! HE IS GOING TO LOSE THIS MATCH SOON!!!
TEN-
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE ABOUT TO COUNT BRYANT WHO IS AT THE APRON AND ABOUT TO GET BACK IN THE RING OUT, BUT ALEX COMES OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE SKY AND SERVES A DIVING DROPKICK TO BRYANT WHO IS OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! BRYANT AND ALEX ARE DOWN AND THE REFEREE NEEDS TO RESTART THE COUNT FOR BOTH INDIVIDUALS!!
ONE!!!!
TWOOO!!
THREEE!!!!!!!
FOUR!!!!!!!!!
FIVE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX IS THE ONE WHO IS ABLE TO GET BACK ON THEIR FEET FIRST ONCE AGAIN. THEY PULL BRYANT WITH THEM THIS TIME THEN TOSSES HIM BACK INSIDE OF THE RING, FOLLOWING HIM BACK INSIDE BUT HE DOESN’T GET “THROUGH” THE RING. ALEX IS NOW AT THE APRON. ALEX USES THE ROPE TO HELP THEMSELF BACK ON THEIR FEET. BRYANT TRIES TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET ALSO BUT ALEX COMES DOWN TO THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A SLINGSHOT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!
Jake Mercer: BRYANT CATCHES THEM OFF GUARD WITH A RIGHT-HAND SLAP TO ALEX INSTEAD!! BRYANT SETS HIM UP ON THE ROPE AND DROPS HIM OFF IT WITH A HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER!!!
Stew-O: BRYANT ROLLS HIMSELF BACK ON HIS FEET WITH ALEX WHO IS STILL ON ALL FOURS. BRYANT LIFTS THEM ON BOTH OF HIS SHOULDERS AND TUMBLES DOWN THEM BACK WITH A SAMOAN DROP!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEX ESCAPES THE MOVE AND ESCAPES TO THE FRONT, ALEX TURNS AROUND AND STARTLES HIM WITH A ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!! BRYANT IS STUNNED AND ALEX LIFTS HIM INSTEAD AND PLUNGES HIM ON THE CANVAS WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! BRYANT IS OUT COLD!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX DIDN’T GO FOR A PIN YET, THEY MUST BE SO STUPID TO NOT CLAIM THEIR CHANCE AT THAT POINT. GHOSTFACE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN AND COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THEIR FINISHER AGAIN!! SINNER’S LULLABY!!! COFFIN DROP!!!-
Flannery McCoy: :wtf: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: YO?????????????
Jake Mercer: ALEX DOESN’T NOTICE THAT BRYANT COMES TO TAKE THEM DOWN BY THEIR LEG!! BRYANT IS NOT GOING DOWN THAT EASILY!! THIS IS CRAZY!! BRYANT GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE WHILE WRAPPING ALEX AROUND HIM AND PROCEEDING TO TOSS THEM OFF THE ROPE WITH AN AVALANCHE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE??????? HOW DID BRYANT BECOME THIS UNSTOPPABLE??????
Flannery McCoy: ALEX IS OUT BUT NOT BRYANT!! BRYANT PROCEEDS TO PICK ALEX BACK ON THEIR FEET AND LANDS THEM DOWN WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!! HE GOES FOR A PIN ON ALEX!!!
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Jake Mercer: ALEX KICKS OUT!!! DID YALL EVEN KNOW HOW TO STAY DOWN?????????
Stew-O: It shows that there is nobody in this match who would give up at all. They have been very tenacious since the bell rang and are looking to prove what the main event is for them. Alex is still down even though they kicked out in time and Bryant still tries to find a way to put them down for good. He wants to end this match already so he can win his first main event here tonight. Bryant goes all the way towards the corner once again, he still looks to end this match once again with Running Knee. Alex tries to get back on his feet. Bryant sprints up to him-
Flannery McCoy: BRYANT MISSES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT AGAIN!! ALEX JUMPS OVER HIM AND LATCHES HIM WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE IN MID-RUN!!
Jake Mercer: NO DON’T TAP OUT YET BRYANT, CMON YOU GOT THIS CHIEF!! YOU NEED TO WIN THIS!! BRYANT TRIES TO FIGHT BACK BY THROWING A FEW PUNCHES AT THEM BUT ALEX RESISTS IT, THIS TIME TO PUSH MORE PRESSURE INTO THE MOVE!! BRYANT MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THAT ANYTIME SOON AND HE MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE UP BUT CMON!! LET GO BRYANT!! CMON!!!!
Stew-O: BRYANT IS DOWN ON HIS BOTH KNEES AND SEEMS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO BE OUT OF THIS MATCH!! IT SEEMS LIKE HE CAN’T MOVE ANYMORE!! THE REFEREE CHECKS HIS HAND BY LIFTING IT UP…
Flannery McCoy: ALEX NOTICES THAT HE IS NOT MOVING ANYMORE, ALEX LETS HIM GO AS THEY QUICKLY GO UP TO THE TOP ROPE. ALEX TRIES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE TO GET ONTO THE TOP OF THE ROPE. ALEX IS NOW ON THE TOP OF IT!! BRYANT IS STILL DOWN TO THE MAT BUT ALEX DOESN’T CARE!! THEY ARE COMING FOR THE END!! ALEX JUMPS OFF FOR SINNER’S LULLABY!! COFFIN DROP ONCE AGAIN!!-
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Jake Mercer: But Bryant rolls out of his way :wow:
Stew-O: Alex’s back crashes down onto the mat. ALEX GETS BACK ON THEIR FEET, BUT BRYANT RUNS TO THEM AND KICKS THEIR TEETH DOWN THEIR THROAT WITH A PENALTY KICK!! ALEX IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND BRYANT FALLS ON TOP OF ALEX’S BODY!! BRYANT GOES FOR A PIN ON THEM!!
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Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEX GETS THEIR SHOULDER UP IN TIME!! THERE IS NOBODY IN THIS MATCH THAT HAS GIVEN UP JUST YET!! THEY ARE STILL GOING AT EACH OTHER!!! ALEX IS STILL ALIVE AND BRYANT IS YET TO DROP THE LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!
Stew-O: BRYANT SLOWLY GETS HIMSELF BACK ON HIS FEET, HE PULLS THE BACK OF ALEX’S PANTS AS HE PLANTS THE BACK OF ALEX’S NECK WITH A SAITO SUPLEX!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX GOES OVER HIS HEAD BUT THEY POPS OVER AND REVERSE THE MOVE WITH A INVERTED DDT INSTEAD!! THEY DROP BRYANT DOWN WITH THAT AND GOES FOR A PIN QUICKLY!!!
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Flannery McCoy: BRYANT POWERS OUT!! HE KICKS OUT!! BUT ALEX DOESN’T CARE ABOUT A SURPRISE ANYMORE, THEY PROCEEDS TO ROLL BRYANT UP OVER HIS BODY. ALEX SETS BRYANT UP TO COLLIDE WITH A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!!! ALEX HITS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH AN ARMBAR ON BRYANT!!
Stew-O: BRYANT TRIES HIS BEST TO WITHSTAND THE ARMBAR SO HE CAN’T BE TAPPED OUT AT THIS POINT. ALEX DECIDES TO POUND HIS ARM WITH THEIR LEFT HAND AND CONTINUES TO LOCK HIM WITH AN ARMBAR!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX DIDN’T GIVE BRYANT A CHOICE BUT BRYANT DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE IT ANYWAY. BRYANT TRIES TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET BUT THAT ARMBAR IS TOO PAINFUL FOR HIM TO GET BACK ON HIS FEET!! ALEX IS ON THE GROUND THIS TIME!! ALEX TRIES THEIR BEST TO MAKE BRYANT TAP AT THIS POINT AND BRYANT TRIES THEIR BEST TO STAY IN THIS MATCH EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A HORRIBLE SITUATION FOR HIM.
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T THINK IT WILL LAST FOREVER FOR HIM. BRYANT TURNS ALEX AROUND, MAKING THEM FACE THE CANVAS EVEN THOUGH HIS ARM STILL LOCKED IN, AND LOOK AT THAT!! BRYANT LIFTS ALEX WITH ONE ARM AND TOSSES HIM TO THE FRONT. ALEX LANDS ON THEIR FEET AND BRYANT CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK!!
Stew-O: BRYANT KNOCKS ALEX OUT COLD LIKE HE DID WITH THAT BUZZKICK ONCE AGAIN!! BRYANT DOESN’T GO FOR A PIN BUT HE PICKS ALEX BACK ON THEIR FEET AND PROCEEDS GO FOR A SIDE BACKBREAKER!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ALEX FLIPS OVER BEHIND HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CUT THROAT SUPLEX!! ALEX RUNS TO THE ROPE AND COMES BACK WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!
Flannery McCoy: BRYANT IS DOWN, THAT KICK IS GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM FALL. ALEX IS GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! THIS IS IT!! BRYANT IS NOT COMING BACK-
(Alex looks behind him and sees Bryant reaching his hand out at him while he is down on the floor. Alex shakes their head.
Stew-O: SINNER’S LULLABY!!! COFFIN DROP BROKE BRYANT IN HALF!! THEY FINALLY HIT IT!! ALEX GOES FOR A PIN!!
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(DING DING DING!!!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! ALEX MYERS!!!!!
( ‘Voices’ by Motionless in White hits the arena as Alex Myers rolls off of the lifeless body of Bryant Coffey after the count hit three. Alex lays down on the mat and the referee tries to help them up to their feet)
Jake Mercer: Well that was great. Solid main event. Bryant pulled his best out here to show why he deserved so much better even though he lost. That’s the future frfr!!!
Stew-O: I’m kinda surprised how these two in this match went off at each other, overall, this is amazing and I can see the light from Bryant Coffey here tonight. Congrats to Alex Myers for their main event victory tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Bryant was so amazing tonight. I can’t believe he was that strong! Alex tried so hard in this match to put him down until the end though and got the better of him. Tremendous main event and congrats for Alex Myers here tonight! This is Dynasty and we’re developing TALENTED people!
(Alex celebrates their victory in the ring after the chaos that they’ve been through against their opponent such as Bryant Coffey here tonight. Alex rolls down to the outside of the ring and walks to the back as the scene fades to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for the two-day Dynasty Free-Per-View event, Reckless Wiring. Live from the Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in a month’s time.)
(As Friday Night Dynasty returns from commercial, the scene in the ring can be seen with the typical ring mat having been covered over with a smooth, red velvet covering and placed in the middle of the ring has been placed a large golden throne. On a pedestal in the ring and seated on a small cushion, is the King of Elite crown that was adorned upon Andre in the closing moments of the same FPV. Much like the crown and the extravagant throne, the usual white ring ropes have been replaced with golden ropes and the same can be said for the lights that wave over the crowd, now covering sections of the audience in beams of gold as they’re aimed over them.)
Stew-O: It looks like it’s finally time for Andre Walker’s coronation as King of Elite!
Jake Mercer: Did anyone really think someone else was going to win?! When we had the best out there representing for us, it shouldn’t have even been a question – he did it for Dynasty! 😤
Flannery McCoy: I doubt it was truly for Dynasty, but so much more for his own career and his own legacy – and it’s safe to say that Andre definitely started solidifying it all beyond the New Breed Championship with this victory.
Stew-O: Oh, absolutely! Having gotten to sit at ringside and call the action that went down between him, Adam, and Chris, it was phenomenal to see Andre come out on top after a wild, bloody, and grueling match that pushed them all to dig deep and find a way to win!
(Just then, Albert Hitchman can be seen making his way out from the back and a microphone in hand, tapping his hand over the top of the microphone to make sure it’s working and that he’ll be heard. As he starts down the ramp with all eyes on him, he raises the microphone with a proud smile as he looks around the arena.)
Albert Hitchman: Ladies and gentlemen, what you saw at King of Elite was nothing but destiny in action! It was nothing but a prophecy being fulfilled! Andre Walker had long since been appointed as one of the future faces of this company and it’s been through every step, every word, every idea, every plan, every move made that Andre Walker has strived for a moment like this. No matter the setback, no matter the losses, Andre stayed the course and forged his way to the top through fire and wars waged in the ring that ultimately propelled him toward the very success that we’ve come to associate with him today.
(Albert makes his way up the steps and makes his way into the ring through the ropes. He walks around the throne and then over to the pedestal where the crown has been left, and the smirk on his face is obvious as he raises his microphone to continue.)
Albert Hitchman: There’s a reason he’s been touted so highly, there’s a reason he’s found himself in matches worthy of main event status, why he was chosen over others to join a team like the one for Stadium Stampede, and why he’s made history as the New Breed Champion by breaking the record for the longest reign in its history. It’s all because he’s just that great, he knows what he’s doing, and there’s nothing that’s happened that’s truly taken away from that. This is a man who knows how to rise to the occasion, knows how to take on the challenges that the world insists on throwing his way and conquering them in ways that only Andre can!
Stew-O: :wow:!!
Jake Mercer: :wow:!!
Albert Hitchman: That’s why it is my honor, my absolute pleasure to introduce to everyone watching the winner of the 2022 King of Elite Tournament…. AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDRRRRREEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and Andre makes his way out with the Interwire Champion makes his way out with the Championship in his hand while he looks around at the erupting crowd. Andre takes a moment to take in the reception before he starts down the ramp, Albert in the ring applauding and encouraging the crowd to do the same and get louder for their new King of Elite. The Interwire Champion enters the ring by coming up the stairs and he enters the ring with Hitchamn repeatedly performing a bowing motion as he follows Andre around the ring, before Andre finds his way into the seat of the throne and takes his place there.)
Albert Hitchman: It’s undeniable that this man right here, seated in front of your very fortunate eyes right now is the very face that carries what so many Elitists have tried again and again to achieve, only to come up short. Whether their careers have spanned for nothing more than a short, forgettable time or if they’ve been around long enough to stand before the EAW Universe as recognized Hall of Famers, some of them have never seen the success that Andre’s skills and aptitude have warranted for himself! He’s proven himself to be a generational talent that no one’s going to be able to replicate down the line a year from now, two, or even a decade – and it’s exactly why he’s able to sit on this throne as the one deserving of the title King of Elite!
(Andre sits back looking smug, the Interwire Championship resting in his lap so that it’s able to be properly seen by the cameras. Albert paces back and forth in front of him while addressing the crowd.)
Albert Hitchman: Thinking back to King of Elite, it could have been Chris Elite we’d be waiting for on Sunday to address the audience for what could’ve been a heartfelt moment of a former World Champion set on main eventing Pain for Pride for another time. Had he accomplished that at King of Elite by overcoming Andre, he’d certainly be able to say that he was deserving of it and there would’ve been no questioning that. The other possible scenario is that Adam Lucas wins and it’s tomorrow that we’re anticipating his speech of how hard he’s worked in just a short amount of time, taken on the likes of DEDEDE at Pain for Pride in the past year, and that he’s gotten Ronn Banks’ seal of approval as someone with a bright future. …But the fact of the matter is, Andre Walker denied the both of them that future, and now they sit and watch as he takes his place right at the top of the food chain with a World Championship match in his future, a match that only becomes more and more likely to end up in his favor as the moment for it only gets nearer.
Albert Hitchman: But while World Champions sit and wait, concern overcoming their entire being knowing that what lurks around the corner is Andre Walker with the opportunity for them to step into the ring with a talent of his caliber and lose their tightly clutched Championship to him, he sits before us awaiting his crowning moment. The moment that signifies his own unique rise to the top, his ascension to “elite” status – the moment that you’ve ALL been waiting for.
(Albert sets his microphone on the pedestal after having made his way back over to it and he retrieves the crown with a slick grin, before making his way back over to Andre. Andre doesn’t even look in his direction, instead of looking out at the crowd the throne has been turned to face and Albert gently sets the crowd on top of Andre’s head to a buzz from the EAW Universe. After a war waged with Adam Lucas and Chris Elite, it’s become even more official now that he’s taken his spot as King of Elite with the crown having been placed upon his head. Silver and gold lights wave over the crowd and Andre sits back in the chair, eyes closed as he listens and Hitchman backs away.)
Stew-O: This is definitely a sight to see! Andre Walker battled through the Dynasty bracket and after that gruesome match at King of Elite, he looks fit to be King right now!
Flannery McCoy: You really can’t deny that seeing this all come to fruition right now, and with the way Albert just put everything into perspective, this only seems like it was just a long time coming!
Jake Mercer: Just LOOK at him right! It’s an honor to just be speaking about this history :blessed:!!!!
(Andre’s eyes open back up and he leans forward in the chair, calling for a microphone and he receives it from Albert before Andre gets to his feet. He paces for a moment, letting the crowd take in the sight of him with his crown on his head and he finally raises the microphone to speak.)
Andre Walker: A lot of people wanted to doubt me. A lot of people wanted to think the road that the loss to Ronn Banks put me on was only going to lead to my downfall, my destruction, my return to square one with nowhere to go as if it would lead to me losing everything – the tournament and this Interwire Championship. They thought that my change in attitude wouldn’t get me the same results I’d seen beforehand or they thought that maybe I was just half-hearted after being taken down a peg or two, but the problem for all those narrow-minded and shortsighted people that hang their hats on one or two wins like they know everything, is that I knew what I was doing the whole time.
Andre Walker: You can know how to win but you also have to know what to do with a loss, and I’ve had no problem admitting that I took the time to rethink and reconsider my approach to some things and I can’t say that my perspective has proven me wrong. Was King of Elite the be-all-end-all for me? No, because I can honestly that my career didn’t hang in the balance of a win or loss when I know that I’m so much better than that and know that my future is brighter a lot of the people who’ve come through EAW’s doors thinking that something like that is make or break, especially when everyone knows that there’s so much more for Andre Walker to accomplish beyond King of Elite. But did that mean that I wouldn’t do anything and everything in my power to take it? Because that’s exactly what I did and the world knows now that when I say things like I’m one of the names that people want to face specifically. I’m the one that people like Alex Myers and whoever else comes in after will try to brag about having taken me to my limits against their next opponent like somehow the phrase “almost defeated Andre Walker” is going to come with transitive credits going into their next match. But things like that, my recognition, my success, my incomparable rise to the top that everyone in this company has had no choice but to take notice of – it’s all undeniable all because of what I did to stand out and stand on top of this company.
(The crowd responds with cheers and applause, unable to argue against the work that he’s undeniably put in to be able to come into the ring and command their attention the way that he has.)
Andre Walker: See, I could’ve lost – and like I said, it would’ve stung, it would’ve made me think about where my career was going once again and I’d like to think that I’d find the answers that I’m looking for as I would’ve moved ahead – but now that’s not what happened at all. Because now I stand before the entirety of EAW as the undeniable King of Elite: I had to fight against a Hall of Famer and a former World Champion, someone who’s been to the top and was so obviously hungry and desperate to see his name back in the brighter lights of a Pain for Pride main event; and I was faced with Showdown’s Adam Lucas who was prepared to go through hell and back to be able to call himself King of Elite and head off into the post-King of Elite sunset with his Empress of Elite girlfriend. And there were times where either of them could’ve had it. They could’ve had it and I wouldn’t be in this ring saying all that I have so far. But went out there against them and I fucking took it. I’ve won, I’ve lost, I’ve learned, I’ve strategized, started from the bottom, and rose to the top showing that it’s my own ability to perform under greater pressure that’s gotten me to where I’m at and that’s where my greatest ability is that just can’t be argued.
Andre Walker: I didn’t need to fake my confidence or act like it was all set in place for me to win, I only needed to turn that match at King of Elite into hostile bloodshed and have it be known that whoever else could’ve ended up winning got out of there knowing that they had to do everything in their power to survive what I brought to the table. And would that have been able to be denied? Would Adam or Chris be able to say differently? Everyone already knows the answers, it’s not so much even a point to be seriously asked because we’ve all walked out of there with the wounds to prove it – but what I know for a fact is that I’m better for all that I’ve been through and King of Elite was nothing but just another testament to that. To my work and my ethics, I’ve continued to put my trust in before anything else like I have been as the years shortly progressed. I know I said on social media at one point last year that I’d finish 2021 as a World Champion and while I fell short on that promise, I know I made up for it by being able to pick the World Championship opportunity of my choice with this King of Elite victory.
Andre Walker: But whether I’m dealing with former World Champions or showing people that they’ve still got a while to go before they can even be fortunate to think of having their names spoken in the same breath as mine, what I can be sure of is that I’m great. I know it, you all know it, everyone in the back knows it, and everyone in EAW knows it too. They know that Andre Walker has all the makings of a World Champion… and I’m sure Scott Diamond knows it too, since he had a front-row seat to my match at King of Elite.
(The crowd pops at the mention of the EAW Hall of Famer and Andre nods, as if understanding where they’re coming from in their excitement.)
Andre Walker: Maybe he was just watching… maybe he was sending a message, and knowing how things work in EAW, everyone can’t help but assume that it’s the latter, myself included. If he was trying to throw me off or hoping to see how I’d crumble under the extra pressure he might’ve thought his presence brought to the match, he didn’t get what he wanted. My own determination must’ve foiled his plans on top of Chris and Adam’s own intentions for the match. But if Scott’s still watching and waiting for a good time to show up again, then how about right now?
(Andre turns to the stage with the rowdiness of the crowd being palpable, expecting the Hall of Famer to make his way out! Albert Hitchman looks a tad concerned in the background but Andre’s focus is solely on the stage in anticipation of Scott Diamond.)
Andre Walker: It’s just you and me, Scott, we don’t have to worry about anyone else getting in the way tonight. If you’ve got something you feel like saying, anything you want to get off your chest, I’m right here waiting in this ring.
(Andre waits with his arms raised out at his sides as he stands near the ropes unmoving, and the crowd continues to be boisterous as they call on Scott to make his way out as well. Andre lets a few moments pass before he drops his arms back down at his sides and he shakes his head, turning away to head back to the throne and he takes his seat.)
Andre Walker: As expected, but if he doesn’t want to come out here and send his message, then I’ve got one to close this out with for the entire locker room.
(He motions for the cameraman to get closer and he does with the camera right in Andre’s face, and the Interwire Champion has his eyes directly focused on the camera to address the crowd.)
Andre Walker: This is a fair warning to all of you, and it’s that-
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill begins to play.)
Stew-O: WHAT?!
Jake Mercer: :krabs:!!!!!!!!
(The crowd comes back to life with a massive roar as making his way out from the back is none other than former World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne! As he stands on the stage looking down into the ring, Andre Walker can be seen looking out at him with an expression of disbelief, not having anticipated Xander’s arrival much like everyone else!)
Flannery McCoy: IT’S XANDER PAYNE! HE’S HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Stew-O: Andre Walker looks like he’s seen a ghost! He can’t believe that Xander’s here right now, and neither can anyone else!
(Andre rises up out of the seat of the throne and Albert makes his way to stand beside him, AND THAT’S WHEN XANDER PAYNE COMES TAKING OFF DOWN THE RAMP IN A RUN!)
Jake Mercer: XANDER’S HEADED RIGHT FOR THE RING AND ALBERT BACKS AWAY FROM ANDRE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE RING, LEAVING HIM TO ANTICIPATE XANDER! XANDER ROLLS IN THE RING AND ANDRE TRIES TO GET HIM BEFORE HE CAN GET UP, BUT THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION PULLS HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND ANDRE GETS TAKEN TO THE MAT :damn:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: XANDER IS ALL OVER THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW, RAINING DOWN PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AND KNOCKING THE CROWN OFF OF ANDRE’S HEAD!!! XANDER ISN’T LETTING UP AND ANDRE’S TRYING TO COVER HIMSELF FROM GETTING ANY MORE HITS TO THE FACE!!! XANDER IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS AS HE’S TAKEN DOWN THE KING OF ELITE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Albert is screaming over there in the corner in an effort to get Xander to stop but it’s no use, Xander’s refusing to listen to reason! Xander gets to his feet and starts stomping down on the fallen Interwire Champion and Andre’s entire coronation has just gone to shit thanks to Xander, but it’s exactly what Xander was hoping to see happen, clearly! He FINALLY lets up after stomping the holy hell out of Andre’s face just now and he makes his way over to the throne and SPITS on it before knocking over the pedestal that the crown had been on!
Stew-O: And now he’s made his way over Albert, backing him into the corner :lupe:!!! Albert’s pleading with Xander not to hurt him- ANDRE CHARGES AT XANDER FROM BEHIND! WAIT! NO! XANDER DUCKS AROUND BEHIND HIM AND ANDRE NEARLY COLLIDES WITH ALBERT IN THE CORNER! HE STOPPED HIMSELF JUST SHORT OF A SPLASH THAT WOULD’VE CRUSHED ALBERT IN THE TURNBUCKLES!!!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW XANDER SLAMS ANDRE TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! THE KING OF ELITE GETS DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!! Andre tries to get himself up in a hurry, his handheld to his head AND XANDER CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT AS ANDRE STUMBLED UP TO HIS FEET!!!! ANDRE’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND NOW HE GRABS A HOLD OF ANDRE TO THROW HIM RIGHT INTO THE THRONE!!! THE GOLD THRONE GETS TOPPLED OVER AND ANDRE ROLLS OFF OF IT, ENDING UP OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HITTING WITH A THUD!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s shouting at Andre before turning away and he’s got his sights set back on Albert! Albert tries to get out over the middle rope in a hurry, BUT XANDER GRABS HIM BY HIS BELT!!! ALBERT IS SCREAMING AS XANDER PULLS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND ALBERT TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND SHOVE HIM AWAY, BUT HE GETS A PUNCH TO THE FACE!!! AND NOW A KICK TO THE STOMACH BEFORE XANDER GRABS A HOLD OF HIM AND SENDS ALBERT THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE BESIDE ANDRE!!!!!
(Xander roars in the ring as Andre crawls over to assist Albert, the two of them getting to their feet as they make their way around the ring and to the side with the ramp. They stumble back up the ramp, Andre using the back of his hand to wipe away the blood running from his nose after having been stomped under Xander’s boot.)
Jake Mercer: Andre and Albert are in retreat right now! They certainly didn’t see this coming!
Stew-O: Did anyone?!
(Xander, proud of himself, smirks as he watches Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman make it to the stage and he invites them to come back to the ring, but neither of them makes the effort. Xander back away from the ropes as if to show he’d give Andre the space, but as he does, the back of his foot knocks something and he turns to find it, picking it up what has turned out to be the Interwire Championship! On the stage, Andre seethes as he watches on as Xander looks down at it in his grasp and then up the ramp to Andre who’s demanding that Xander put it back down. But rather than listen, Xander hoists up the Interwire Championship and raises it into the air over his head while standing in the middle of the ring! Andre shakes his head, pulling at his own hair while Albert tries to assure that this isn’t the time or the place to try to get into a fight – but back in the ring, Xander’s still got the Championship in the air and it’s on that sight that the scene fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
