(EAW INTRO PLAYS)
(As it pans over a cold and desolate battlefield, slowly the armies begin to gather, traveling from afar for their chance to come out on top.)
Narrator: Royalty, the essence of power amongst normal men and women. Kings and Queens have ruled the earth for thousands of years, but where does the Bloodline end? They have traveled the globe in search for answers, so that each one can sit on the Throne in a game that has been constructed and set up to see who the King and Empress of Elite will be.
(The camera then pans to one man on a horse, his face covered in war paint, his squire stands next to him as a brazen army stands before him.)
Limmy Monaghan: SONS OF SCOTLAND…. I AM LIMMY MONAGHAN!
(They respond with a thunderous roar)
Walter Bivens: YES! AND HE SEVEN FEET TALL! AND HE IS HERE! WHERE THE SAVAGES WILL CRUMBLE TO HIS FEET IN HARDCORE STYLE BY SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM HIS EYES AND BOLTS OF LIGHTNING FROM HIS ARSE!
(Limmy turns to Walter nodding.)
Limmy Monaghan: Aye! AND I CAN DO THAT! BUT WHAT ROBERTO DE LA ROSA AND ABEL ATAMI WILL NOT DO…. IS TAKE AWAY OUR HARDCORE TITLE!!!!!
(The soldiers starts to roar and scream in unison as he looks across the battlefield, there are more armies arriving. Disgusting little trolls dressed in cosplay warrior outfits with tin pales on their heads and wooden swords. Two women dressed in all red lead them in….)
Miku Sakai: PEASANTS! YOU STUPID SHITS! WORTHLESS SIMPS! WILL YOU FIGHT FOR ME!
Simps: YES EMPRESS MIKU!
Hikari Kanno: WILL YOU HONOR THE EMPRESS!
Simps: YES PRINCESS HIKARI!
Hikari Kanno: They are trained well.
Miku Sakai: Yes, good pieces of shit!
(Positioning themselves they can hear the thunderous stomps on the ground, turning to see a huge army of savages slowly approaching, they look like barbarians all tatted up, the largest men and women they have ever seen.)
Andre Walker: ACKNOWLEDGE ME!
Savages: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Andre Walker: I WILL BE YOUR KING! AND THEN I WILL FIND MY SUN AND MY MOON! I WILL NEED A QUEEN! HITCHMAN…..
Albert Hitchman: Yes, my King!
Andre Walker: WE WILL WIN THIS WAR AND THEN…. AND…..
(He is interrupted….)
Abel Atami: When I become the Hardco….
Andre Walker: Wait…. Stop. Who the hell are you and how did you get into my army?
Abel Atami: Man… we are bloodli….
Andre Walker: … shut the fuck up.
(But something catches the eyes of Andre Walker, he can hear Pop Smoke playing in the distance. Suddenly an army of beefy men come strolling in led by Big Mike and none other than Chris Elite on a horse that he is having trouble riding…)
Chris Elite: Who’s idea was it for me to ride on a horse!? Damn…. All I want to do is be King beloved!
Big Mike: You will need a Queen too.
(Chris stops for a moment and thinks, he looks like he’s daydreaming which shows him running through a field of sunflowers toward another woman, with orange hair…..)
Big Mike: Boss?
Chris Elite: What!? Man can’t you let me daydream for a second Bozo!? Damn. Look at Andre’s army..,.
Big Mike: You thinking about shorty again aren’t you? Bruh, Rihanna is pregnant with….
Chris Elite: AHHHHHH! NO! I AM NOT THINKING THAT! DON’T YOU WANT TO WIN THIS WAR! Getting me all….. ooooh there she is!
(Because in the distance we see Myles and Minerva slowly approaching the Battlefield with an army full of Kangaroos wearing boxing gloves and a bunch of punk rock looking dudes.)
Minerva: I feel out of place with the Kangaroos babe.
Myles: They are good fighters and besides, we won’t have to leave our spot, they will kick all their asses. What about your….. what are they again?
Minerva: Punk rockers. They are a bunch of pussies but are good fodder.
Myles: I like how you think. I guess a pep talk is in order…. ROOS!
Minerva: PUNKS!
Myles: PREPARE……
Minerva: …. FOR BATTLE!
(Just as they are ready we see one man approaching the Battlefield by himself, there is no one with him, seems to be pretty isolated, but he is used to it.)
Jake Smith: Why don’t I get an army!?
(But as Jake Smith finds himself in the middle of a war, he sees Drake King behind a tree looking out at the battle starting to form, Jake rolls his eyes.)
Jake Smith: You’re by yourself too, huh?
Drake King: This is by choice!
Jake Smith: No shit.
(But suddenly a white horse appears with a fiery red head riding it, she comes to Drake King and extends her hand….)
Ms. Extreme: Take my hand and ride with me!
Drake King: I….. I’m cancelling this war right now! This entire battlefield is over! This whole intro is finished! I…..
Ms. Extreme: You’re annoying me, now get on the horse or I am leaving you here! We are going to fight! I love a good fight and my army is ready! The Red Army and I am the Red Queen! Now get on the horse before I buck you!
Drake King: Dramille?
(She just rolls her eyes and starts to ride away but Drake hops on the last moment leaving Jake to watch and shake his head, still alone though another army is seen entering the fray, knights in silver armor, they have perfect hair, teeth, look the cleanest and most physically fit. They are led by two individuals.)
Adam Lucas: Our army looks like a bunch of Baywatch lifeguards.
Dr. Bethany Blue: You told me to pick them, so instead of picking nurses which we know how that ended up last time, I chose the healthiest individuals I could find! Our army is in tip top physical condition as we become King and Empress of Elite! We…. Ooooh…. Jake is by himself, how terrible.
(Adam looks at all the armies forming, then Jake Smith all alone, Drake hiding behind the tree as he starts to laugh.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Should I invite him over to join us, he looks so sad over there by himself.
Adam Lucas: Focus babe!
Dr. Bethany Blue: Yes…. KNIGHTS OF THE BLUE CROSS AND BLUE SHIELD! WE STAND TOGETHER AS ONE FOR A PURPOSE! ADAM AND I WILL BE CROWNED KING AND EMPRESS OF ELITE! YOU ARE WARRIORS!
(The Knights of the Blue Cross and Blue Shield scream their battle cry…)
Adam Lucas: YOU ARE WINNERS! SO, LET’S GO KICK SOME ASS! AND LEAVE THE LIGHTUBES AT HOME!
(Bethany and Adam look over at one another and smile, a glistening sparkle shining off their teeth. Just then The Visual Prophet’s Leadership Academy come marching in, they are dancing, playing music, having a good time while the Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo leads them in, Kimmy the Tiger is doing flips and hand stands….)
Visual Prophet: WE WILL NOT BE DENIED! WE ARE THE FUTURE AND WHEN I SAY THE FUTURE I MEAN IT ALL! NO WHITE DEVIL WILL STOP US! NO ….. wait…. Doc, is that Terry Chambers?
(They both squint their eyes to see Terry Chambers somehow sneak into Limmy Monaghan’s army, standing there wearing a kilt….)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: He is blending in nicely over there in that sea of wh…..
Visual Prophet: So now he’s Scottish…..
(Terry tries to stay incognito hidden in Limmy’s army. Yet in the distance approaches one that looks like a bunch of Vikings, led by Theron Nikolas, looking over at his men ready to fight. Right across is another army, Impact riding his horse, burly men ready to fight, as he holds his sword up…..)
Theron Nikolas: OUR BATTLE WILL LAST LONGEST! OUR WAR WILL GO ON FOREVER! WE WILL CONTINUE FOR THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL THERE IS ONLY ONE WINNER!
(But there is no pep talk from Impact, he just smirks.)
Impact: Shut the fuck up and let’s just fight!
(And while they prepare, the final two groups walk in, one led by Mr. DEDEDE and Kassidy Heart. The other led by TLA with a plethora of poons, Mariachi’s playing in the background, TLA in all of his glory, poons dressed in sexy armor. Kassidy with her World Championship.)
Kassidy Heart: THIS BATTLE ENDS NOW!
TLA: ORALE!
(They both lift their swords glaring at each other for a moment…… Then the armies all charge in attack. From Ximena Velazquez, Lisa Wren, Nariko and Serenity to Veena Adams and Cameron Ella Ava to Ryan Wilson, ARIA, Harper Lee, Danny Tanner, Candice Blair Ava, Lucas Johnson, Jay Jerry Johnson, Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow, the battles will soon begin….)
Narrator: And now the battle begins. Who will walk out as a champion, who will fall, who will rise and who will be crowned King and Empress of Elite?
(As they continue to charge in, the massive war ready to begin, the scene shifts to the beautiful Andrea Valentine laying on a rose covered bed, being fed grapes…)
Andrea Valentine: I love a good fight.
(….. so it begins…)
EAW: AND NOW POWER BOOK IV PRESENTS THE 2022 KING OF ELITE!!!!
(The fans and the crowd go wild as they cheer throughout the NRG Stadium in Houston, Texas. The pyro goes off as the sings blanket the rest of the crowd. The camera pans to the Showdown team of Deadprez, Eve and Gavin Kirkland!)
Deadprez: EAW UNIVERSE! WELCOME TO THE 2022 KING OF ELITE! AND WHAT A BROADCAST WE HAVE FOR YOU! THE FINALS OF THE KING AND EMPRESS OF ELITE! WHO WILL WALK OUT ROYALTY! WILL IT BE ANDRE WALKER!? CHRIS ELITE!? OR ADAM LUCAS!?
Eve: THAT IS SUCH AN EVEN MATCH IT IS HARD TO CALL BUT ALSO CAN DR. BETHANY BLUE EXORCIZE THE DEMON AGAINST MIKU SAKAI OR WILL MIKU PROVE US ALL WRONG AGAIN LIKE SHE DID AT TERRITORIAL INVASION AND BE THE EMPRESS!
Gavin Kirkland: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUNE FOR SURE! BUT WE ALSO HAVE ALL FOUR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE LINE! UNIQUE OPPORTUNITIES! A HARDCORE BLOODBATH! AN IRON MAN MATCH AND SO MUCH MORE!
Deadprez: THAT’S RIGHT AND AS YOU GUESSED IT WE ARE KICKING OFF THE KING OF ELITE WITH A SHOWDOWN EXCLUSIVE AND IT IS OUR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH SO LET’s GO TO THE RING AND GINA ROMANO FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE OPENING MATCH! !
(King of Elite then goes to show the next match graphic causing the crowd to absolutely erupt into an array of cheers in response.)
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(“Be Yourself” by Audioslave begins to play through the speakers as ARIA comes out to a nice pop from the EAW Universe. ARIA seems a bit nervous, due to this being a first crack at the Specialists Championship. She poses for the crowd before making it down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS YOUR OPENING MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT’S FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM CHANDLER, ARIZONA…SHE IS “THE SACRED DETECTIVE”…ARIA!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: This match came to be after ARIA won a ‘unique opportunity’ match against some of the brightest stars on the Showdown brand! Her opportunity turned out to be an opportunity for Harper Lee’s Specialists Championship. Over the past few weeks, we’ve seen Harper being a bit too confident as the champion and looking down on ARIA.
Eve: I think that Harper’s been underestimating ARIA and what she could bring into this championship match. ARIA likes to think that she has Harper all figured out, but Harper doesn’t quite think so.
Deadprez: ARIA has been studying and preparing for this match! This is the biggest opportunity of her career so far! Can you imagine if she manages to pull off the upset tonight?
Gavin Kirkland: Honestly, that would be great for this young woman, but I think the champion has other plans.
(“Sweet Dreams” by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart begins to play through the speakers as Harper Lee comes out with the Specialists Championship wrapped around her waist. She begins to trash talk to the fans, but has her sights focused on ARIA, who is jumping around, preparing for this match to begin.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA.. SHE IS THE CURRENT EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… THE “WOMAN WITHOUT FEAR”…HARPER LEE!!!!!
Deadprez: Harper Lee won the Specialists Championship from Miku Sakai back at Road to Redemption. She goes into her first title defense facing a woman who is considered a rookie in her eyes. A woman who doesn’t measure up to her inside the ring. Now, is that going to bite Harper in the ass tonight?
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee is Specialists Champion and has been on the receiving end of having the Specialists Champion overlook her. Remember how Miku Sakai overlooked Harper Lee leading up to Road to Redemption? You see how that turned out for Miku?
Deadprez: Well, she may have lost her title, but has a good shot at winning Empress of Elite. :lupe:
Eve: True, but I think that Gavin is trying to say that Harper Lee could lose the title in the same way that Miku lost the title and that’s via underestimating her opponent. Now, is that going to happen or is Harper going to pull this one out! We’re going to find out…RIGHT NOW!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: AND…HERE WE GO! The Specialists Championship is on the line as Harper Lee and ARIA are looking for the right moment to lock up with each other. ARIA pulls herself back before the two women could lock up and won’t you look at this?
(ARIA extends a hand for Harper Lee to shake. Despite the issues that have gone on with these two women, there’s no denying that ARIA is a great sport that will try to start things off in the best way possible. Harper is looking down at ARIA’s hand.)
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee accepts ARIA’s handshake! :blessed:
Harper Lee: :mjlit:
Eve: BUT, HARPER LEE USES HER OTHER HAND TO PULL BACK ON ARIA’S HAIR, SLAMMING THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAINST THE MAT! HARPER BEGINS TO UNLOAD IN A SERIES OF PUNCHES ON HER CHALLENGER! Now, she is grabbing ARIA by a fistful of her hair, getting her up to her feet and forcing her back against the corner! Harper begins to stomp on ‘The Sacred Detective’ as she holds her foot there at the face of ARIA as the referee begins his count.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Deadprez: Harper Lee glares in the direction of the referee while picking up ARIA by under her chin. She turns her attention back to ARIA before throwing a punch which takes her into a seated position on the second rope. Then, she gets the challenger by the wrist, and Irish whips her to the corner across from her, but ARIA manages to land on the middle as Harper comes after ARIA with speed, but ARIA delivers a back kick, causing the champion to stumble back! ARIA GETS HERSELF ADJUSTED ON THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE LAUNCHING HERSELF OFF OF IT AND CONNECTING WITH A CROSSBODY ON THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! ARIA WITH THE COVER!
OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee SHOVES ARIA off of her! But, ARIA knows that she needs to keep this going! The two women find themselves on their feet at the same time, but ARIA stops Harper in her tracks by connecting with a side-handed chop to the chest of the champion. This causes Harper to be taken back but before she is able to regain her balance. SHE THROWS A PUNCH TO ARIA, BUT ARIA RESPONDS WITH A SIDE-HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST! BUT, HARPER SWEEPS ARIA’S FOOT FROM UNDERNEATH HER, TAKING HER CHALLENGER DOWN! HARPER WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE RISES BACK TO HER FEET.
Harper Lee: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Eve: Harper Lee oozing with confidence as she follows that up with a standing moonsault on ARIA! You can see that ARIA is clutching her ribs as Harper gets her up to her feet again. She pulls ARIA closer to her before picking her up and keeps her up there for a moment before connecting with a high-angle dragon suplex! Harper holds ARIA there for the cover!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
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Deadprez: No! ARIA rolls herself out of the pin fall attempt, but in the process, she gets a good grasp of Harper Lee’s arms! Harper is still on the mat as she’s looking up on her challenger, who has possession of her arms!
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA BEGINS TO STOMP ON THE FACE OF THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Eve: ARIA IS STOMPING ON THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! SHE’S NOT GIVING HARPER A MOMENT TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON! ARIA IS REPEATADLY STOMPING ON THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! IF THIS KEEPS GOING ON, I THINK THAT SHE MAY KNOCK OUT HARPER THIS WAY! :lupe:
Deadprez: ARIA is on fire right now! She wants that Specialists Championship! ONE STOMP! TWO STOMPS! THREE STOMPS! FOUR STOMPS! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! SIXTEEN!
Gavin Kirkland: How appropriate of ARIA to land on her age!
Eve: I believe she’s *twenty*, Gavin.
Gavin Kirkland: These young people look like legit children these days.
Deadprez: You got that right, but ARIA has that fire, heart and determination that is refreshing to see in someone when they arrive in this company! At this moment, we’re not seeing that young woman, but she takes a step back as she notices that Harper Lee is down for the time being! ARIA is stalking the champion as Harper is taking herself into a crawling position! ARIA is laser-focused as she charges towards Harper – basement dropkick to the side of Harper’s skull! Harper rolls to her back, but she finds herself back into a crawling position, but ARIA runs towards the champion, knocking the side of her body with a penalty kick! This places the champion on her back!
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA sees that Harper Lee is down and looks at the horizontal ropes ahead of her before running towards them and springboarding herself off the second rope and connecting with a moonsault on Harper! Harper is clutching to her ribs as ARIA gets to her feet! ARIA runs towards those horizontal sets of ropes again and hopes over them! She looks at Harper, who still remains on her back as she springboards herself over the top rope and connects with a leg drop on Harper! ARIA goes for the cover!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Eve: Harper Lee with a kick out! But, ARIA is not getting phased anytime soon! It seems like she still hasn’t been thrown off her game completely! ARIA gets the Specialists Champion by the nape of her neck before lifting her up in a powerbomb position!
Deadprez: BUT, HARPER LEE BEGINS TO THROW SOME PUNCHES TO HER CHALLENGER, TRYING TO GET HER FEET BACK TO THE GROUND! ARIA SEEMS TO BE TAKEN BACK A BIT AND HAPPENS TO RELEASE HARPER FROM THE POWERBOMB POSITION! ARIA IS STOPPED THANKS TO A PALM STRIKE TO HER CHEST BY HARPER! This causes ARIA to stagger back a step as Harper goes right after ARIA with a clothesline, but ARIA ducks the clothesline! Harper is unable to stop her momentum and runs past ARIA, but turns around to superkick by ARIA! Harper is taken back to the corner, BUT ARIA CHARGES AT HARPER, NAILING THE ‘WOMAN WITHOUT FEAR’ WITH A GIANT BIG BOOT TO HER FACE! THIS CAUSES FOR HARPER TO STUMBLE OUT OF THE CORNER, BUT ARIA HOOKS HARPER BY HER CHIN AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAPMARE! ARIA TAKES A STEP BACK –
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA with a huge penalty kick to the spine of Harper Lee! I think the fans in the nosebleed seats hear the sharpness of that penalty kick! SHE GETS TO THE FRONT OF THE CHAMPION AND BEGINS TO THROW A SERIES OF SHOOT KICKS TO THE CHEST OF HARPER LEE! HARPER’S BODY MOVES BACK, BUT IT EVENTUALLY MANAGES TO FALL FORWARD INTO ANOTHER SHOOT KICK BY ‘THE SACRED DETECTIVE!’ OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT SEEMS LIKE ARIA HAS A SHOOT KICK FOR EACH TIME THAT HARPER’S BODY LEANS FORWARD! Not because she wants that to happen, but you can see that some of these kicks are knocking some of the energy out of her! Harper falls back, but she falls into a knee strike by ARIA! It seems like ARIA is switching things up here! Harper falls forward with her head down to the mat!
Eve: ARIA gets behind Harper Lee and wraps her hands on the waist! She lifts Harper up for a deadlift German suplex! Instead of holding Harper there for the pin, she releases the suplex as she turns around! ARIA is up to her feet as she notices that Harper is trying to use the second rope to help herself up to her feet, BUT ARIA JUMPS TOWARDS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, CATCHING HER BY SURPRISE WITH A DOUBLE KNEES FACEBREAKER! THIS CAUSES FOR HARPER TO ROLL HERSELF OUT OF THE RING, BUT ARIA RUNS TOWARDS HARPER, NAILING HER WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, SENDING HARPER TO THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: ARIA stis on the apron as she looks at Harper Lee who came crashing down from the apron! Harper slowly gets herself into seated position as ARIA begins to rise up as –
Gavin Kirkland: BLOCKBUSTER TO HARPER LEE FROM THE ARPON!!!!!
Eve: THE HEIGHT OF THAT IS INSANE! :damn: ARIA takes the Specialists Champion down, but gets right back up as she’s hyping the crowd up! She looks back at Harper, who is rolling herself into a crawling position! ARIA approaches Harper to help her up to her feet, but Harper manages to shove away her challenger! But, ARIA nails Harper with a knee strike to her face when Harper begins to look up! Harper’s head goes right down in response as ARIA grabs the champion by her hair and throws her head back against the edge of the apron!
Deadprez: ARIA is taking it to the champion right now! ARIA rolls herself back inside the ring to avoid being counted out of the match! She rolls herself right out to retrieve Harper Lee! ARIA gets Harper Lee on the apron and I have no idea what ARIA is even looking to do, but I don’t think it’s good! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA lifts Harper Lee up – wait, no! Harper is refusing to get herself up! She’s doing her best to keep her feet planted on the ground! ARIA goes to lift Harper up to the air, but Harper gets her feet to the ground again! THIS TIME, THE CHAMPION DROPS TO ONE KNEE! ARIA GOES TO GET HARPER UP, BUT HARPER PUSHES HER CHALLENGER ACROSS THE APRON! THE BACK OF ARIA’S HEAD LANDS ON THE RING POST! :damn: Slowly, Harper begins to rise back to her feet! You can tell that she’s a bit sore from what ARIA has done to her at this point in the match, but she pulls ARIA closer to her as she lifts her up!
Eve: BRAINBUSTER ON THE APRON!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: :damn: The EAW Universe totally felt that as ARIA collapses down at ringside! If there was a way for Harper Lee to make a comeback in this match, it was this way! She wants nothing more than to make sure that the Specialists Championship remains on her side! Harper takes a moment to sit on the apron as she pats herself on the back for pulling off that move!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) DON’T YOU ALL LOVE THAT?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Harper Lee: (off-mic) I’m taking that as a yes. :drakelike:
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee jumps off the apron to retrieve ARIA, who still remains on her back! She gets ARIA into position for a reverse powerbomb! Oh god, she’s facing behind the ring post? :lupe:
Eve: HARPER LEE POWERBOMBS ARIA, WHO COLLIDES WITH THE RING POST –
Deadprez: WHAT IN THE HELL!?!?!?
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA JUST CAUGHT HERSELF ON THAT RINGPOST! SHE HAS HER ENTIRE BODY WRAPPED AROUND THAT RING POST LIKE A MONKEY! Harper Lee turns around as she seems to be in major disbelief that ARIA managed to do that, but that’s just part of the creativity that this young woman is all about! Harper goes to get ARIA from the back of her head, BUT ARIA CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! THIS CAUSES FOR THE CHAMPION TO GO BACK, BUT HARPER DOESN’T STAY BACK FOR TOO LONG AS SHE FINDS HER WAY ON THE APRON! WHAT COULD HARPER BE POSSIBLY DOING?
Eve: It seems like Harper Lee is going to meet ARIA on that ringpost! It seems like Harper is going to climb up that same turnbuckle as she looks down at her challenger! IT SEEMS LIKE HARPER IS TRYING TO GET ARIA UP BY HER HAIR, BUT ARIA IS PUNCHING THE ARMS OF THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! SHE’S TRYING TO GET HER HAIR OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF HARPER LEE! BUT, HARPER IS SO DETERMINED TO GET ARIA IN HER CLUTCHES, BUT ARIA AIMS FOR ONE OF HER PUNCHES TO LAND ON HARPER’S FACE –
Deadprez: ARIA LOSES HER BALANCE, BUT LOOK AT THIS! SHE’S ABLE TO WRAP HER LEGS AROUND THE RING POST! SHE’S ABLE TO USE SOME OF THE CORE STRENGTH TO BALANCE HERSELF IN A HORIZONTAL STRAIGHT POSITION AS THE OUT PART OF HER BODY IS DANGLING ON THE OUTSIDE! HARPER LOOKS AT HER CHALLENGER WITH A GRIN ON HER FACE AND OH GOD, I DON’T THINK THAT IS GOING TO END PRETTY! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee is trying to reposition her body, so that she’s able to land in the safest way possible. Meanwhile, ARIA probably has no idea what she is getting herself into as– OH MY GOD! :damn:
Eve: DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE UPPER HALF OF ARIA’S BODY AS SHE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE FLOOR! I THINK THAT ARIA IS NOT MOVING! THE REFEREE RACES OUT OF THE RING TO CHECK ON ARIA! BUT, GOD, WE NEED A REPLAY OF THAT!
(REPLAY: In slowmotion, the spot with ARIA’s legs wrapped around the ring post is seen. She aims for a punch towards Harper Lee’s face, but Harper is able to get herself out of the way. This causes ARIA to lose balance, but she’s able to use her core strength to keep her in a straight and horizontal position. Harper sees it as a perfect opportunity to connect with a double foot stomp from the top turnbuckle, landing on the upper half of ARIA’s body, who makes an ugly landing.)
(The replay ends as we head back to ringside. The referee is checking up on ARIA, but the camera pans to Harper Lee who is also down, clutching to her left ankle.)
Deadprez: Meanwhile, look at Harper Lee! Oh god, while ARIA received that move, Harper didn’t land the move as safely as she hoped she did. I think that she tweaked her ankle while trying to make the land. Can we get a replay of that?
(REPLAY: In slowmotion, Harper Lee lands the double foot stomp from the top turnbuckle and lands on the upper half of ARIA’s body. The replay begins to focus on the moment that Harper tweaked her ankle. It plays a few times before heading back to ringside.)
(The camera pans to ringside with the referee still checking up on ARIA, who is clutching to the back of her neck. It seems like she’s a bit out of it. Meanwhile, Harper Lee uses the edge of the apron to help herself to her feet. She notices the referee checking up on ARIA and grinds her teeth together.)
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE SHOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY! SHE GETS ARIA AND ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING! SHE DOESN’T WANT THE MATCH TO END VIA REFEREE STOPPAGE! SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE IS ABLE TO DEFEAT ARIA FAIR AND SQUARE! HARPER SLIDES HERSELF BACK INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER ON ARIA! THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BEGINS THE COUNT! HARPER HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Eve: ARIA KICKS OUT! SHE STILL LIVES!!!!
Deadprez: The look on Harper Lee’s face tells the entire story as the crowd cannot believe it! ARIA looked out of it for sure! Harper thought that she was going to take advantage of the situation, but ARIA is still alive and she kicks out! Harper goes for the cover on ARIA, but ARIA kicks out quickly! The champion is trying to calm herself down! She can’t let her emotions get the best of her. After all, she did say that ARIA isn’t on the same level as her! To her, ARIA is nothing more than a rookie!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee is trying to get herself to her feet, but you can tell that the left ankle is really getting the best of her at the moment! She is doing everything she can to fight through the pain and retain her championship! She has ARIA up by her hair, but –
Eve: ARIA delivers a punch to the gut of the champion! This causes an already weakened Harper Lee to collapse to her knees! For one of the first time since the bell rung, the champion and challenger are looking each other dead in the eyes! You can tell that the two of these women have issues with each other and it’s going to be settled in this match! HARPER THROWS A PUNCH TO ARIA! ARIA WITH A PUNCH TO HARPER! HARPER WITH A PUNCH TO ARIA! ARIA WITH A PUNCH TO HARPER! HARPER WITH A PUNCH TO ARIA! ARIA WITH A PUNCH TO HARPER! HARPER! ARIA! HARPER! ARIA! HARPER! ARIA! THESE TWO WOMEN ARE THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER! EACH PUNCH MAKES THEM STUMBLE BACK!
Deadprez: HARPER LEE NAILS THE ‘RED SKULL’ HEADBUTT, WHICH CAUSES FOR ARIA TO FALL BACK! Meanwhile, Harper is trying to shake some feeling for herself back into this match! She is using the second rope to get herself back to her feet! She sees that ARIA is doing the same thing, so Harper beats her to the punch by nailing her with a running meteora! ARIA goes right back down as Harper rolls up the challenger!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWW–
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA KICKS OUT!!!! ARIA kicking out caused for Harper Lee to get off of ‘The Sacred Detective!’ Harper tries to get to her feet first before ARIA and grabs her by the arm! She whips ARIA to the horizontal set of ropes! ARIA rebounds off of those ropes as Harper connects with a running springboard flatliner on ARIA! Instead of going for the cover, I think that Harper has other ideas! She gets the position of one of ARIA’s legs and it seems like she’s going for the ‘Devil’s Fruit.’ We’ve seen Harper use the calf crusher on a couple of occasions and this is going to be another one of those times!
Eve: HARPER LEE IS ABLE TO TURN ARIA AROUND, BUT ARIA BEGINS TO KICK HARPER AWAY FROM HER! BUT, HARPER IS ABLE TO NOT LET ANY OF THESE KICKS PHASED HER AS SHE TRIES TO TURN ARIA TO HER BACK, SO THAT SHE CAN APPLY THE CALF CRUSHER, BUT ARIA TWISTS HERSELF TO HER BACK AND DELIVERS A KICK TO THE LEFT ANKLE OF THE CHAMPION! :lupe:
Deadprez: Harper Lee collapses to the ground as she begins to grab onto that ankle, but ARIA manages to swipe the left ankle away for the Specialists Champion! OH MY GOD, SHE’S ABLE TO TURN HARPER TO HER STOMACH AS SHE – SHE’S APPLYING THE ‘DEVIL’S FRUIT!’ SHE’S APPLYING HARPER’S OWN CALF CRUSHER ON HER! SHE IS ABLE TO BRING THAT ANKLE OVER AND I CANNOT IMAGINE IN WHAT PAIN HARPER MUST BE FEELING AT THE MOMENT! ARIA is not being quite gentle with Harper’s ankle! Harper is crying out in pain! She is scratching and clawing for those bottom ropes in front of her!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t believe that the ‘Devil’s Fruit’ is applied as well as one could hope! It seems like Harper is easily able to claw herself to that bottom rope and…SHE GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, ARIA!
Eve: ARIA releases the hold, but I think it may have done even more damage to the ankle of the Specialists Champion! The referee is able to separate both ARIA and Harper! Harper is given some space to get herself to her feet! As you can see, she’s shaking off some of the pain from her left ankle! Meanwhile, ARIA is looking to get this match going and determine a winner! ARIA runs towards the champion, nailing her with a basement dropkick to the left ankle! This causes Harper to collapse to one of her knees!
Deadprez: ARIA sees that Harper Lee is slowly rising up again! ARIA springboards herself off the ropes and nails a springboard version of the ‘Zicron Cutter’ on Harper! Harper goes down as ARIA is feeling quite good for herself! I think that she has intentions to end this match up and become the Specialists Champion! SHE IS HEADING FOR THE TOP ROPE! I THINK THAT WE’RE GOING TO BE SEEING THAT SPIRAL TAP FROM THE CHALLENGER! ARIA CALLS THIS MOVE ‘2TF’ WHICH STANDS FOR ‘TO THE FUTURE!’ IT SEEMS LIKE WE’RE GOING TO BE ENTERING A FUTURE WITH ARIA AS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!
Gavin Kirkland: Not exactly, DP! Harper Lee from out of nowhere! She jumps on the turnbuckle, meeting ARIA up there! Harper gets ARIA from the top rope as –
Eve: A BEAUTIFUL SPANISH FLY FROM HARPER LEE FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE MOVE LANDS ON ARIA, BUT IT DOES TAKE OUT HARPER A BIT AS WELL! THE TWO WOMEN ARE DOWN! THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR THE SAKE OF BEING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! THAT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS MATCH! By the look of ARIA, she landed on her neck awkwardly! She was on the receiving end of that double foot stomp from Harper earlier in this match up, but it seems like she aggravated that injury again! Harper is on her feet as she gets the position of ARIA’s wrist! She is looking down on her challenger!
Deadprez: It’s almost symbolic in a way since Harper Lee has been doing that to ARIA leading up to King of Elite! Harper didn’t think of ARIA as a legit contender for her championship! In a way, she almost looked down on ARIA due to not being as established as her! Harper has her challenger by her wrist as she connects with a ripcord knee strike!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ARIA connects with a punch to Harper Lee’s gut again! Then, she places the champion on her shoulders! SLOWLY, ARIA RISES BACK TO HER FEET! SHE HAS HARPER IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! ‘JUDGING STRIKE!’ THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS ON HARPER LEE AS ARIA HAS HER FOR THE COVER! IS THIS GOING TO BE IT?!?!?
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHH—
Eve: Harper Lee kicks out! BUT, ARIA GETS HARPER INTO POSITION AS SHE APPLIES THE ‘ARIA OF EXPERTISE!’ THE CHICKEN WING OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN! HARPER IS SCRAMBLING FOR A WAY OUT OF THIS MOVE! SHE REALIZES THAT SHE IS IN MASSIVE TROUBLE AT THE MOMENT! ARIA PULLS BACK THE SUBMISSION MOVE AS HARPER IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN! SHE REALIZES THAT SHE IS IN ONE OF THE LAST SUBMISSION HOLDS THAT SHE WANTS TO BE IN THIS MATCH UP!
Deadprez: But, Harper Lee gets her foot on the bottom rope behind her! ARIA can’t believe that Harper was able to do that! She looks back and sees that Harper’s foot is on the bottom rope behind her! She is clutching her head, wondering how in the hell is she going to put Harper down! She releases the hold as she pulls Harper away from any of the ropes and it seems like we’re going to see her apply the ‘Aria of Expertise’ again!
Gavin Kirkland: But, Harper Lee was more aware of what ARIA was doing at the moment! She is able to scramble herself out of the move! ARIA tries to get back to her feet as Harper charges towards her challenger –
Eve: HARPER LEE TWISTS HERSELF AROUND AS SHE APPLIES HER SUBMISSION MOVE ‘FOLDABODY!’ SHE’S APPLYING HER MODIFIED GROUNDED OCTOPUS STRETCH, BUT SHE’S TRYING TO GET ARIA TO GO DOWN, BUT ARIA IS SHOWING A LOT OF STRENGTH IN NOT WANTING TO GO DOWN! SHE IS SCRAMBLING FOR A WAY OUT OF THE MOVE! She realizes that she’s not in a position that she should be now! Harper is still determined to get ARIA to the ground! She begins elbowing the back of ARIA’s neck that was aggravated earlier in this match up!
Deadprez: It seems like that did the trick as we slowly see ARIA slowly getting down and that allows for Harper Lee to apply the ‘Foldabody!’ ARIA is on the top of her head as Harper has completely made her unable to get out of this situation! ARIA is crying out in pain! ARIA is trying to get her body up, but Harper’s legs have completely rendered any use of her arms and upper body!
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA TAPS!!!!! ARIA HAS NO OTHER CHOICE, BUT TO TAP OUT!!!! SHE COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Sweet Dreams” begins to play through the speakers again as Harper Lee releases the submission hold on ARIA. ARIA is on her knees as the referee hands her the Specialists Championship. The crowd isn’t too thrilled with the result, but Harper could care less as she gets helped up to her feet, her ankle still fucked up, but finds the strength to raise the Specialists Championship above her head.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…HARPER LEE!!!!!!
Eve: Harper Lee puts away ARIA and successfully retains the Specialists Championship, but it did cause her left ankle in the process. I hope nothing is too bad with that. But, that was an excellent way to start off King of Elite!
Deadprez: Wonderful performance from both of these women! As for ARIA, this was her first championship match and she delivered some creativity in the match which does not go ignored! She really brought it to the champion and showed everyone that she’s not a rookie, but someone who could be a mainstay in EAW.
Gavin Kirkland: ARIA really demonstrated a lot of heart, especially towards the end. You can see that she didn’t want to give up, but there comes a moment, where you begin to think long term. ARIA’s a young woman with a bright future ahead of her and she doesn’t need any career threatening injuries early on.
Eve: Agreed, Gavin! While ARIA won the hearts of everyone, Harper Lee is STILL the Specialists Champion! Congratulations, Harper!
(The last shot seen is Harper slowly making her way up the ramp, limping, but victorious with a prideful look on her face as she keeps her Championship in the air. All before King of Elite begins to fade elsewhere from there.)
(After a short break, King of Elite fades back in to show the next match graphic which pops the crowd into cheers upon it flashing across the screen.)
(https://i.ibb.co/Rb2kxS9/hardcorekoematchpic.png)
(The camera then goes to show Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! IN THIS CONTEST, THE FIRST INDIVIDUAL TO SCORE EITHER A PINFALL OR A SUBMISSION WILL BE THE WINNER!
(‘Madness’ by KSI plays out a hype, yet determined Abel Atami, who strolls to the ring with a scowl on his face while being booed by a majority of the EAW audience.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Upolu, Samoa, and weighing in at 227 pounds…HE IS THE SAMOAN CRUSADER…ABEL ATAMI!!
Eve: Abel Atami has a big opportunity here to walk out Hardcore Champion, which would look pretty good on his resume!
Gavin Kirkland: He’ll have to pry it from the cold, dead, and strong hands of Limmy Monaghan, and he won’t do that! Limmy’s gonna drop him like a bag of quarters at a nightclub, ha! I learned that one from Ronan Malosi.
Deadprez: That’s just about the last person you should be learning insults from.
Eve: But Gavin, I think you’re forgetting to factor in the third man in all this, Roberto De La Rosa. Abel doesn’t have to necessarily pry the title away from Limmy, because Monaghan doesn’t need to be involved in the decision for his title to change hands!
(‘Por Mi Mexico’ by Lefty SM ft. Santa Fe Klan is next up to play as Roberto makes his way onto the stage, wearing a custom made designer suit, along with jewelry while having a cigar in his mouth, having all the confidence in the world. But Roberto soon tears off the suit to reveal ring gear underneath, and hands off his items to stagehands.)
Gina Romano: From Hidalgo, Mexico, weighing in at 245 pounds…HE IS EL PADASTRO…ROBERTO DE LA ROSA!
Deadprez: Despite his confidence, I’m sure that leaves a slight worry in the back of Limmy’s mind.
Eve: It should as Roberto possesses immense strength, and probably wouldn’t be too hard pressed putting an end to this thing.
Deadprez: Yep, and can come outta nowhere with his onslaughts, this is a match where you have to be aware of what everyone is doing.
(Both men await the arrival of the champion, who’s played out with ‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, and James Blake. Limmy’s wearing his usual attire with obvious Wolverine inspiration, the blue and yellow color scheme apparent, even visible with his wristbands that have mini claws on them as he heads down to the ring, making sure to brandish the Hardcore Title around his waist.)
Gina Romano: And residing out of Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 224 pounds…HE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION…THE MONARCH..LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Gavin Kirkland: THERE HE IS! THE CHAMP! THE GOAT! THE MONARCH! THE ULTIMATE DESPAIR! THE CROWNED HEAD! SOVEREIGN RULER! SCOTLAND’S FIRST AND FAVORITE SON! THE HARDCORE OVERLO-
Eve: Alright, we get it. Limmy’s great.
Gavin Kirkland: GREAT?! HES PHENOMENAL!
Eve: :wow:
Deadprez: Limmy has certainly proved himself to be a top talent here on Showdown, and one that we should watch out for in the future, cause when he does eventually drop that title, I could see him easily becoming World Champion.
Eve: But that’s the future, right now, Limmy could be en route to easily becoming a dethroned Champion.
(‘King’s Dead’ fades out as all men eye each other from their respective corners before the referee signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: Well, the bell has rung, and this match is underway, AND OFF THE RACES WE GO AS BOTH LIMMY AND ROBERTO CHARGE AT EACH OTHER FROM OPPOSITE CORNERS, BUT LIMMY GETS THE ADVANTAGE WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND IS JUST PEPPERING THE BIGGER MAN WITH STRIKES! WITH THIS, ABEL TRIES TO SPRING INTO ACTION!
Deadprez: BUT LIMMY SEES HIM COMING TOO, AND DELIVERS A KICK TO HIS ABDOMINAL AREA AS WELL, HOLDING HIM OFF FOR A MINUTE AS LIMMY GOES BACK AND FORTH WITH BOTH MEN, LANDING RIGHT HANDS ON EACH BEFORE SETTING FOCUS ON ABEL, PINNING HIM UP AGAINST THE CORNER WITH FOREARMS, ATAMI DOING HIS BEST TO COVER UP!
Eve: BUT FROM BEHIND, ROBERTO WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF MONAGHAN’S HEAD, AND STARTS TO CLUB THE BACK OF LIMMY BEFORE ABEL JOINS IN, AND THESE TWO MEN ARE JUST PUMMELING THE CHAMPION AS LIMMY’S JUST LEANED UP AGAINST THE ROPES, ON THE RECEIVING END OF AN ONSLAUGHT HERE! BOTH MEN WHIP MONAGHAN OFF THE ROPES, AND GO FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Gavin Kirkland: YES! LIMMY DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND DROPS THAT BIG OAF, ROBERTO, WITH A DROPKICK, AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ON ABEL BEFORE HE HAS TIME TO REACT!
Deadprez: ROBERTO’S BACK UP, BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, AND A SNAPMARE BY LIMMY LEAVES HIM OPEN FOR A PENALTY KICK TO THE SPINE! Abel uses the ropes to pull himself back up, but Limmy’s there to go to work with a kick to the abdomen, which backs Abel up into the corner. BUT ROBERTO INTERJECTS HIMSELF AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT THAT TAKES DOWN MONAGHAN, AND BOTH DE LA ROSA AND ATAMI START TO REIGN DOWN WITH STOMPS!
Gavin Kirkland: DAMMIT! THEY’RE REALLY PUTTING THE BOOTS TO LIMMY, TIME TO MAKE MY WRESTLING DEBUT BY HELPING THE GOAT OUT!
(Gavin stands up from his seat, and starts to take his suit jacket off, undoing his cufflinks before being made to sit back down by Eve, who pulls him back into his seat.)
Eve: No.
Gavin Kirkland: :will:
Eve: Roberto stands up Monaghan, and both men whip him HARD into the corner, Limmy hits the top turnbuckle sternum first, and he comes collapsing back down to the canvas. The challengers are once again putting the boots to the champion, and you gotta think, since when did Abel and Roberto become friends?
Deadprez: They didn’t, but they’ve clearly got some animosity towards Monaghan, who’s done nothing but belittle them to the build in this thing. Maybe they wanna take him out, and ensure that somebody walks outta here a new champion, but that’s just a hunch as now they both connect with a double suplex in the center of the ring. Limmy’s now back to getting stomped out, but may be breathing a sigh of relief as both men take a break, now uneasily eyeing each other, not forgetting one bit about their past, but for right now, they’re gonna keep brushing it to the side as they both venture to the outside after an uneasy glance towards each other.
Eve: It’s clear the trust isn’t completely there as now they pull out a ladder from under the ring together. BUT ABEL WITH A CHEAPSHOT TO ROBERTO, PROVING SUSPICION TO BE CORRECT AS HE LOOKS UNDER THE RING AGAIN TO PULL OUT A STEEL CHAIR! RAMMING IT INTO THE GUT OF ROBERTO, AND CRACKING HIM IN THE BACK WITH IT! DE LA ROSA GOES DOWN, AND ABEL GRINDS THE TOP PART OF THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SIDE OF ROBERTO’S FACE BEFORE RELENTING!
Deadprez: Atami picks up ladder the duo pulled out a minute ago, BUT IT COMES BACK TO BITE HIM AS LIMMY FLIES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE LADDER, SACRIFICING HIS BODY TO HURT ABEL! Limmy’s gonna inflict some more pain, however, simply picking up that ladder, and dropping it on Atami’s writhing body! Not flashy, but certainly effective as he rolls Roberto back into the ring, making sure to grab that chair used by Abel before sliding back into the ring.
Eve: BUT THAT BRIEF BIT OF TIME ALLOWED ROBERTO TO RECOVER AS HE CAUGHT LIMMY WITH A BOOT BEFORE HE COULD GET UP FROM ALL FOURS, AND NOW USING THE ROPES FOR ASSISTANCE WHEN STOMPING LIMMY! De La Rosa picks up the chair Monaghan intended to use, and stalks him as he slowly gets back to his feet! OOH! SHOT THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AS LIMMY DROPS TO ONE KNEE, RESTING HIS ARM ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: Roberto’s got cruel intentions in mind as he sets the chair up in front of the corner, and lifts Limmy to the top rope, BUT MONAGHAN FIGHTS BACK WITH KICKS TO THE FACE OF ROBERTO, CAUSING HIM TO STAGGER BACK, AND FIND HIMSELF SAT IN THE CHAIR! LIMMY PERCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE, AND DIVES DOWN- HE GOT CAUGHT AS ROBERTO STOOD HIMSELF UP IN TIME TO CATCH LIMMY IN POSITION FOR A CHOKESLAM, WHICH LANDS AS LIMMY GOT SLAMMED ONTO THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR, BENDING IT GREATLY, AND ROBERTO WISELY GOES FOR A PIN!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRR-
Eve: KICKOUT! Monaghan’s still in this thing, despite how gnarly that looked as De La Rosa heads to the outside, grabbing the ladder used earlier, and attempting to slide it in the ring, but it remains leant up against the apron as Atami interrupts! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY ABEL, BUT ROBERTO DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, AND LOCKS IN THE CARTEL EXECUTION! REAR NAKED CHOKE HAS ABEL SQUIRMING BEFORE HE MANAGES TO REVERSE WITH A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER! Roberto clutches the back of his head in pain as Abel rolls him off to take the ladder.
Deadprez: Atami wants to bring that ladder into the ring, BUT LIMMY HAS OTHER PLANS AS HE TRIES TO BASEBALL SLIDE IT INTO HIM! BUT ABEL HAD IT WELL SCOUTED, LIFTING THE LADDER UP IN TIME TO AVOID IT! MONAGHAN SLIDES OUT UNDERNEATH THE LADDER, AND ABEL BACKPEDALS, SO ONE END OF THE LADDER CAN HIT MONAGHAN, BUT LIMMY DUCKS DOWN! ABEL GETS A BIG BOOT FROM THE CHAMPION, BRINGING HIM DOWN TO ONE KNEE, AND LIMMY DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT INTO THE LADDER, COMPLETELY KNOCKING DOWN ATAMI!
Eve: Limmy picks Abel up by the back of his head, and throws him into a barricade corner, Atami hits horizontally, leaving him down long enough for Limmy to go digging for a new weapon in this match…and he pulls out a table! Limmy sets it up slant to the ringpost, and tries to pull off a suplex through it, but Atami slips out the back, GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX ON LIMMY THROUGH THE TABLE! BUT MONAGHAN FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH BACK ELBOWS, ABEL DUCKS BELOW ONE, BUT LIMMY SPINS AROUND, GRABBING HIM INTO A FRONT FACELOCK!
Gavin Kirkland: AND ATAMI GETS SUPLEXED INTO THE BARRICADE!
Deadprez: Limmy notices Roberto start to stir, and goes to react, BUT DE LA ROSA LANDS A CHAIR SHOT TO THE SIDE OF LIMMY’S KNEE, AND MONAGHAN STAGGERS BACK AGAINST THE RINGPOST, CLUTCHING AT HIS KNEE! BUT ROBERTO TAKES A WILD SWING FOR HIS HEAD, LIMMY NARROWLY AVOIDS IT, CAUSING THE CHAIR TO HIT THE RINGPOST, AND FALLS OUT THE HANDS OF ROBERTO!
Eve: Limmy picks it up, and smashes Roberto in the head with it as De La Rosa turns around off the impact, going down to both knees, and resting his chin and arms on the barricade, LEAVING HIM OPEN FOR CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK! REPEATED ONES AS LIMMY SHOWS NO MERCY BEFORE CREATING SOME SLIGHT SPACE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND ROBERTO, STALKING HIM AS HE SLOWLY TRIES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE, ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK THAT SENDS DE LA ROSA UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE CROWD AREA!
Deadprez: Limmy discards the steel chair, and looks to set his sights on Abel Atami, who slides into the ring, looking to get his bearings together on all fours. Monaghan follows suit, and tries to stand Abel back up, BUT HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A FOREARM, AND THE TWO MEN EXCHANGE BLOWS! LIMMY UNLEASHES A FLURRY OF FOREARMS BEFORE WHIPPING ATAMI INTO THE CORNER! LIMMY CHARGES IN, BUT ATAMI LANDS A DROP TOE-HOLD, MONAGHAN GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Eve: Limmy gets lifted to the top rope, and Abel starts to climb up to the middle rope, attempting a top rope superplex, BUT LIMMY FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH SHOTS TO THE BODY BEFORE SLAMMING ABEL DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND FLOATING OVER FOR A SUNSET FLIP!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY ALMOST RETAINED THE TITLE RIGHT THERE AS BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! LIMMY QUICKLY SLIPS BEHIND ATAMI FOR A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX, AND HOLDING IT WITH A PERFECT BRIDGE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: ATAMI KICKS OUT, EVEN AFTER THE PUNISHMENT HE’S ALREADY TAKEN IN THIS MATCHUP, WHICH SEEMS TO BE DIPPING BACK IN TO THE WRESTLING ASPECT OF THINGS! Limmy Monaghan regroups, getting back to his feet, BUT ROBERTO CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON, ALMOST GETTING KNOCKED OFF BY LIMMY WITH A FOREARM, BUT ROBERTO FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN, STUNNING LIMMY, WHO WONT BEAT ROBERTO IN THE POWER GAME! DE LA ROSA CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM FROM THE APRON, AND TRIES FOR A SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: Limmy holds his weight down before breaking free from the clutches of Roberto, falling down to all fours. BUT ABEL COMES OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A SUPERKICK TO ROBERTO, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON, AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK CONNECTED TO THE SIDE OF LIMMY’S HEAD AS HE GOT UP TO ONE KNEE! Monaghan crawls away from Atami before hanging his head on the middle rope. Abel stands him up, and sends Limmy into the opposite corner! ABEL RUNS IN, BUT HITS STERNUM FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AFTER LIMMY MOVES OUT THE WAY, AND STARTS TO RUN OFF THE ROPES!
Deadprez: BUT ABEL BARRELS INTO LIMMY WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW BEFORE VAULTING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE ON ROBERTO, WHO ABEL SAW WAS GETTING UP! BUT DE LA ROSA CATCHES ROBERTO IN A CRADLE POSITION BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE APRON AREA! Limmy walks over, but gets dragged out under the bottom rope by Roberto, who attempted to throw him into our announce table, but Limmy reversed, sending Roberto ribs first instead before rolling him back into the ring!
Eve: Limmy slides back in himself, BUT ROBERTO GOT A BURST OF ENERGY AFTER BEING ROLLED BACK IN, AND RAN OFF THE ROPES, RUNNING INTO LIMMY WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL THAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT! Roberto gets a devious look in his eye now as he stalks Limmy from the corner, waiting for him to stand up AS HE CHARGES INTO MONAGHAN WITH A TALON DE AGUILA ATTEMPT! BUT THE SPEAR GOT COUNTERED WITH MURDER TO EXCELLENCE! BICYCLE KNEE KNOCKS THE BIGGER MAN DOWN AS ROBERTO LIES SPRAWLED ON THE CANVAS, BUT LIMMY DOESN’T EVEN GO FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: No, he’s got the same thing in mind that Roberto did, and that’s stalking his opponent from the corner, waiting for them to get into position, needing them right where you want em as De La Rosa gets up to both knees in the center of the ring, clearly weary as to where he is. BUT LIMMY TRIES TO KNOCK HIS HEAD OFF WITH HANGMAN’S GAMBIT, KEYWORD: TRIES AS ROBERTO DUCKED UNDERNEATH IT! LIMMY TURNS AROUND, AND RIGHT INTO TALON DE AGUILA! THE SPEAR DAMN NEAR SPLITS LIMMY IN HALF!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!
Eve: Roberto’s gonna look to make this the beginning of the end as he places the head of Monaghan in between his legs for a piledriver, a move that might just end the match if Roberto has his way. BUT LIMMY! LIMMY COUNTERED WITH A JACKKNIFE PIN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Deadprez: ROBERTO KICKS OUT, AND BOTH MEN RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET, LIMMY DUCKING UNDER A CLOTHESLINE FROM DE LA ROSA, AND RUNNING OFF THE ROPES, BUT ROBERTO CHARGES AT LIMMY, RESULTING IN THE TWO MEN KNOCKING NOGGINS, FALLING DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BUT ABEL DIVES DOWN ON MONAGHAN WITH A HUGE SPLASH, 227 POUNDS CRASHING DOWN BEFORE ATAMI CLIMBS TO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE, AND DOES THE SAME TO ROBERTO, HOOKING THE LEG FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRREE-
Eve: NO! Roberto kicks out, and Limmy might wanna be thanking his lucky stars, because he could’ve lost the title right there without being involved in the decision. Could you imagine? But right now, Abel watches as Limmy gets up to one knee, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK, REMINISCENT OF EARLIER! BUT THIS TIME, HE’S GOING BACK AND FORTH AS ROBERTO GETS UP TO ONE KNEE! IT’S A SUPERKICK PARTY HERE IN HOUSTON!
Deadprez: BUT ROBERTO MANAGES TO CATCH THE KICK, AND SPINS ABEL AROUND FOR LIMMY MONAGHAN TO COME FLYING IN WITH A MURDER TO EXCELLENCE! BUT THE BICYCLE KNEE ACCIDENTALLY HITS ROBERTO, WHO STAGGERS BACK INTO THE CORNER! LIMMY TURNS AROUND INTO A TKO FROM ABEL, BUT MONAGHAN TRIES ROLLING AWAY, BUYING HIMSELF SOME RECOVERY TIME AS ABEL STANDS HIMSELF TO PURSUE HIM!
Eve: BUT HE TURNS AROUND TO NOTICE ROBERTO RUNNING TOWARDS HIM, AND LIFTS HIM UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION FOR A TKO! COVER IS MADE, ABEL HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRREEEEEE-
Eve: KICKOUT! Near fall after near fall between these three gentlemen, who refuse to stay down, showcasing some fighting spirit throughout this thing, and that’s what you gotta have if you wanna be Hardcore Champion as right now, Abel mounts Roberto with right hands! De La Rosa’s doing his best to cover up, but it’s rather feint as the damage has been done by Abel with that TKO beforehand. But Abel looks up to notice Limmy trying to pull himself up in the corner, AND CRASHES INTO LIMMY WITH A CORNER SPEAR!
Deadprez: AND ABEL TURNS AROUND TO TAKE DOWN ROBERTO WITH A SPEAR AS WELL, SCORING PENTAGRAMS WRATH ON BOTH MEN, AND HOOKING THE LEGS OF ROBERTO AFTERWARDS FOR THE PINFALL VICTORY!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRR-
Eve: OOH! THOUGHT WE HAD A NEW CHAMP, BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN YANKS ABEL OFF THE COVER!
Deadprez: You can tell it took a lot out of him to do that as he clutches at his ribs, having got the winds taken out of his sails by Abel beforehand, not even able to stand after breaking the pinfall, momentarily stumbling to the floor. But Limmy picks himself up to go for a big boot to the seated Abel Atami, who falls flat back to the canvas, avoiding the boot, and rolling him up for a school boy, but Abel doesn’t hold it, instead, rolling Limmy to one knee, and opting to spike him with a DDT!
Eve: Abel wants the cover, BUT ROBERTO COMES IN WITH A STOMP TO THE BACK OF ATAMI’S NECK, AND DEADLIFTS HIM UP FROM ALL FOURS INTO A POWERBOMB, SLAMMING HIM DOWN ON LIMMY! Roberto rolls Abel to the outside, and starts to take everything off our announce table, the cover, the monitors, the external equipment, just preparing for something that may just take Abel out for the rest of this match. Roberto’s gonna try for a suplex through the table! But Abel holds down his weight before switching positions with Roberto, and trying to suplex HIM through the table!
Deadprez: But Roberto fights out of it with shots to the body, and he sends Abel shoulder first into the steel steps! De La Rosa catches a quick breather before positioning said steps on the side of our announcer’s table! This could equal bad news- LIMMY! ROBERTO STEPPED OUT IN FRONT OF OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE, AND LIMMY RAN IN WITH A JUMPING TORNADO DDT! ROBERTO’S HEAD CONNECTING WITH THE FLOOR!
Eve: Limmy has the tall task of getting this 245 pounds of dead weight back into the ring, which clearly proves to be a struggle for him, but he manages to do it. However, Limmy doesn’t slide back in himself just yet, just having eyes for the timekeeper’s area as he goes over there to grab two steel chairs, tossing one of them into the ring, and sliding in with the other in hand.
Gavin Kirkland: WE KNOW WHAT THIS USUALLY LEADS TO!
Deadprez: ROBERTO LUNGED FOR THE CHAIR AS LIMMY SLID INTO THE RING, AND NOW THESE TWO ARE ENGAGED IN A BRIEF TUG OF WAR BEFORE ROBERTO TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE! LIMMY RUNS TOWARD DE LA ROSA, ONLY TO GET POPPED UP OVERHEAD! LIMMY LANDS ON HIS FEET, BUT THAT MIGHT’VE BEEN THE INTENTION AS ROBERTO TURNS AROUND TO LOCK IN CARTEL EXECUTION! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE! LIMMY’S SQUIRMING, AND LOOKING FOR ANY ESCAPE HE CAN BEFORE POSSIBLY BEING PUT TO THE SLEEP HERE, OR WORSE, BEING MADE TO SUBMIT!
Eve: LIMMY GRABS ONTO THE ROPES WITH ONE HAND, POSSIBLY FORGETTING THE MATCH RULES IN HIS STATE OF PANIC AS ROBERTO YANKS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! LIMMY’S TRYING TO PRY THE ARMS OF ROBERTO FROM AROUND HIS HEAD AND NECK AREA, BUT IT’S PROVING NO USE AS ROBERTO HAS IT IN TIGHT! SALIVA IS STARTING TO DROOL OUT THE MOUTH OF MONAGHAN, WHO GOES DOWN TO ONE KNEE!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
Deadprez: ..WAIT! ALMOST GETTING A SECOND WIND, LIMMY POWERS BACK UP TO BOTH FEET, AND DRIVES ROBERTO BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER, ATTEMPTING TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION! BUT ROBERTO’S GRIP DOESN’T LOOSEN AT ALL, AND HE HOPS ON THE BACK OF MONAGHAN, WRAPPING HIS LEGS AROUND THE WAIST! Limmy’s staggering, and Roberto might have him here!
Eve: BUT AGAIN, MONAGHAN DRIVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER, AND AGAIN, ROBERTO’S GRIP DOES NOT BREAK! LIMMY TAKES A FEW STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER AGAIN, MAYBE LOOKING TO CREATE ROOM FOR HIM TO DRIVE ROBERTO BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH MORE MOMENTUM!
Deadprez: NO! LIMMY COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND HE ISNT MOVING A MUSCLE! THE REFEREE’S GONNA CALL IT HERE!
Eve: ABEL! ABEL JUST BROKE THE HOLD WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK OF ROBERTO, FORCING HIM TO ROLL OFF MONAGHAN, AND ABEL CRACKS HIM IN THE BACK WITH ANOTHER KENDO STICK! REPEATEDLY REIGNING DOWN ON ROBERTO’S BACK WITH THAT KENDO STICK, AND THE WELTS ARE ALREADY STARTING TO FORM! ATAMI’S HITTING WITH SO MUCH FORCE AND REPETITION, HE BROKE THE DAMN KENDO STICK!
Deadprez: BUT THAT DOESNT STOP HIM FROM USING IT AS A WEAPON, STICKING THE SHARP END INSIDE THE MOUTH OF ROBERTO, AND USING IT TO DRAW BLOOD BEFORE MOUNTING ROBERTO IN ATTEMPT TO BLUDGEON HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SHARP PIECE NOW!
Eve: BUT DE LA ROSA GETS HIS HANDS UP TO STOP ABEL FROM DOING SO, ATAMI KEEPS TRYING TO PUSH DOWN, BUT ROBERTO’S HOLDING HIM OFF PRETTY WELL, WHICH FORCES ATAMI TO RESORT TO FOREARM BLOWS TO THE SIDE OF ROBERTO’S HEAD, MIXING ELBOWS IN THERE AS WELL! A TRULY VICIOUS SIDE OF ATAMI ON DISPLAY AS IF IT WASN’T ALREADY, STOMPING DOWN ON ROBERTO’S HEAD NOW!
Deadprez: ATAMI’S SHOWCASING HIS WILL TO BE HARDCORE CHAMPION AS HE WATCHES ROBERTO GET UP FROM THE CORNER! AND IF THERE’S ONE THING YOU CAN HEAR RIGHT NOW, ITS BOOS! I’LL TELL YA, THESE FANS DO NOT WANNA SEE ABEL WALK OUT WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, NOR DO THEY ROBERTO! BUT LIMMY’S STILL DOWN, SO THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE REGARDLESS AS ATAMI CHARGES IN FOR PENTAGRAMS WRATH!
Eve: PENALTY KICK! PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE BY ROBERTO DE LA ROSA, WHO SPIKES ABEL ON HIS HEAD FOR A PILEDRIVER, THE CALLING CARD CONNECTS! Roberto gets up to his feet, and I’m sure is gonna go for the cover, BUT FIRST, AVOIDS ANOTHER MURDER TO EXCELLENCE FROM MONAGHAN, WHO TURNS AROUND HIMSELF INTO A SPIKE PILEDRIVER FROM DE LA ROSA! THE CALLING CARD CONNECTS FOR A SECOND TIME IN A ROW! ROBERTO HOOKS BOTH LEGS, THE URGENCY OF THIS MOMENT WRITTEN ON HIS FACE!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: LIMMY GOT THE SHOULDER UP! LIMMY GOT THE SHOULDER UP! ROBERTO CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND NEITHER CAN I! I THOUGHT FOR SURE WE HAD A NEW CHAMP RIGHT THEN AND THERE! Roberto’s pounding the mat in frustration, but he can’t get rattled, he has to get back on the offensive when it comes to someone like Monaghan, who can recover on the drop of a hat.
Eve: Roberto stands himself up, and just starts to press his boot down on the bandaged finger of Limmy Monaghan, which causes him to scream out in pain!
Gavin Kirkland: REF! STOP THIS HORRID DISPLAY!
Eve: It’s a hardcore match.
Gavin Kirkland: AND?? THE GOAT DOESN’T DESERVE THIS! DISQUALIFY THIS MAN AT ONCE!
Eve: :cmon:
Deadprez: This isn’t gonna win Roberto the match, but it will simply punish Monaghan, which might be what he’s setting out to do in all his anger right now, but he has to be careful, because he’s walking a fine line currently. Letting a bad temper get the best of you has come back to haunt so many elitists here in EAW, and Roberto could be one of them.
Eve: It’s not looking like it as of right now, in fact, I’d say the anger might motivate Roberto to do something great that could result in a title win for him as he grabs Limmy by the hair, and sends him out through the middle rope. Limmy’s tryna shake those cobwebs out of his head as Roberto grabs him to land some kawada kicks, which certainly won’t help Monaghan in that effort, but will help De La Rosa in his, which appears to be putting this announce table to good use, trying to drag Limmy over by his hair, but Monaghan’s proving to be dead weight, making Roberto’s job a little bit harder.
Deadprez: De La Rosa tries to change plans, and stand Limmy up to speed up the process, but LIMMY EXPLODES WITH A HEADBUTT, AND HE GRABS THE BACK OF A STUNNED ROBERTO’S HEAD, AND STARTS TO BOUNCE HIM FACE FIRST OFF OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE AS IF HE WAS A BASKETBALL!
Eve: FROM BEHIND! ABEL WITH A RUNNING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF LIMMY’S HEAD, AND TRIES TO BOUNCE HIM OFF OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE, ONLY FOR LIMMY TO GET HIS HANDS IN THE WAY TO BLOCK, AND ELBOWS ABEL IN THE MIDSECTION! NOW ATAMI HAS BEEN PUT IN THE POSITION OF DE LA ROSA, GETTING BOUNCED OFF THAT ANNOUNCERS TABLE NOW!
**CRACK!!**
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!
Eve: OH MY GOD INDEED AS ROBERTO JUST CRACKED LIMMY IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! LIMMY’S JUST LIED FACE DOWN ON OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE NOW, AND YOU CAN SEE BLOOD STARTING TO STAIN THE BLEACH BLONDE HAIR OF HIS FROM THE BACK!
(Abel begins to clutch at his face before noticing Limmy down, and eyeing Roberto. The two men are both seen briefly nodding at each other.)
Eve: Wonder what on earth could that mean-
Deadprez: WELL, WERE BOUT TO FIND OUT AS ROBERTO BEGINS TO PUT LIMMY FULLY ON OUR TABLE, AND ABEL IS STARTING TO CLEAR US OUT THE WAY, CLIMBING THE BARRICADE AREA BEHIND OUR ANNOUNCE DESK, AND STEADYING HIMSELF AS ROBERTO GIVES THE GO AHEAD AFTER DELIVERING STRIKES TO THE HEAD OF MONAGHAN!
Eve: ELBOW DROP!! HUGE ELBOW DROP FROM ABEL ONTO LIMMY, WHICH HURTS BOTH MEN, BUT OBVIOUSLY LIMMY WAY MORE AS ABEL JUMPS UP BACK TO HIS FEET, STARING DOWN AT THE BROKEN CHAMPION ALONGSIDE ROBERTO, THESE TWO HAVING ONCE AGAIN FORMED A BRIEF ALLIANCE IN THIS CONTEST!
(Limmy’s seen coughing in the rubble before becoming motionless, passing out from the pain, all while Roberto and Abel smile at the scene playing out.)
Deadprez: And then there were two as Roberto slides back into the ring, beckoning Atami to follow, which he does! ROBERTO STARTS THINGS OFF WITH A RIGHT HAND, BUT ABEL FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! THESE TWO ARE TEEING OFF ON EACH OTHER, BUT DE LA ROSA GETS THE UPPER HAND, BACKING ATAMI UP AGAINST THE CORNER WITH PUNCHES!
Eve: BUT ATAMI DELIVERS A KICK TO THE STOMACH AREA, AND SENDS ROBERTO IN THE CORNER INSTEAD, HAMMERING HIM WITH PUNCHES IN BUNCHES NOW! BUT DE LA ROSA STARTS TO FIGHT OUT OF THAT CORNER WITH FOREARMS, STAGGERING ABEL, WHO REGAINS CONTROL WITH A LOW BLOW! KICK TO THE GROIN AREA OF ROBERTO DOUBLES OVER LONG ENOUGH FOR ATAMI TO SEND HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Deadprez: Atami steps out onto the apron, AND BOOTS ROBERTO’S HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, WHICH’LL CERTAINLY KNOCK HIM LOOPY AS HE COMES TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING, AND ABEL USES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO STAND HIM UP, AND THROW HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! ABEL DOES SOME DIGGING UNDER THE RING, AND FINDS A TOOLBOX, WHICH OPENS UP AFTER HE ROUGHLY ROLLS IT INTO THE RING!
Eve: A HAMMER SEEMS TO CATCH ABEL’S EYE, AND HE HAS IT IN HAND WHILE GOING AFTER ROBERTO, WHOS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP USING THE STEEL STEPS! BUT IF YOU’LL LOOK, BLOOD IS STARTING TO POUR OUT THE HEAD OF DE LA ROSA, POSSIBLY AFTER THOSE RUN INS WITH THE RINGPOST!
Deadprez: ABEL HAS SOMETHING DANGEROUS IN MIND AS HE RAISES THE HAMMER HIGH BEFORE- OH! ROBERTO RETURNS THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER WITH A LOW BLOW! ROBERTO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF HIS WEAKENED OPPONENT WITH A MAT SLAM ON THE STEEL STEPS, THE BACK OF ABEL’S HEAD HITTING THE EDGE OF A STEP! Roberto rolls him back into the ring, and makes the cover!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Eve: KICKOUT! Abel gets the shoulder up, and begins to clutch at the back of his head, you can tell some blood is starting to pour out on his end after that collision with the steps.
Gavin Kirkland: Reminds me of the goat, who’s still down. :mjcry:
Eve: Limmy has yet to move, and don’t think that’s gonna change any time soon as these two men may have truly guaranteed a new champion in this matchup. Roberto eyes what spilled out of that toolbox Abel introduced, and picks a steel chain, a sinister smile forming across his face as HE WHIPS ATAMI ON THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIN! He’s digging that knee into Abel’s back, and using the chain to pull his head back, which in a hardcore match CAN count for a submission victory!
Deadprez: Roberto notices Abel isn’t tapping, and switches to another game plan, grabbing one of those steel chairs he wrestled away from Limmy earlier, and wraps it around the head of a downed Atami! This doesn’t look good as Roberto starts to search for the second chair, but once finding it, Abel barely slips that chair off his head, trying to crawl away from De La Rosa, who’s clearly annoyed that his plan wasn’t able to come to fruition.
Eve: BUT HE MAKES SURE ABEL STAYS DOWN WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK BEFORE SEARCHING UNDER THE RING…AND HE’S GOT LIGHT TUBES!
Deadprez: FIVE LIGHT TUBES TAPED TOGETHER, AND LAYS ACROSS THE BACK OF ATAMI BEFORE BREAKING THEM WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT! ABEL WRITHES AROUND IN PAIN! BUT ROBERTO TAKES ONE OF THE BROKEN ENDS OF THOSE LIGHT TUBES, AND USES IT TO SLICE OPEN THE FOREHEAD OF ATAMI! PAYBACK FROM EARLIER AFTER ATAMI DREW BLOOD WITH THE SHARP END OF THAT KENDO STICK!
Eve: Roberto now pulls Atami back up, and tries to pit him between his legs for a piledriver. But Abel just collapses down to the mat, starting to become a bloody mess. In all honesty, Roberto could make the pin right here, but I don’t think he wants to just yet, looking to inflict punishment, and show why he’s the most worthy of that hardcore title, which possibly motivates him to go digging under the ring for something that he finds in a black sack, and I’m thinking it oughta be thumbtacks!
Deadprez: Roberto slides back into the ring, and digs into the bag, pulling out…BRASS KNUCKLES! BRASS KNUCKLES ARE WRAPPED AROUND THE FIST OF ROBERTO, WHO CHARGES IN AT ABEL AFTER PULLS HIMSELF UP USING THE ROPES!
Eve: BUT ATAMI SWATS THE HAND AWAY WITH A BOOT, AND DROPS DE LA ROSA WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI! ATAMI CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! NOT SURE WHAT HE HAS IN MIND AS ROBERTO SLOWLY GETS BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE!
Deadprez: BUT ROBERTO RUSHES ABEL WITH A BRASS KNUCKLE SHOT THAT KNOCKS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND SENDS HIM FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE, CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE LIMMY HAD SET UP EARLIER! ABEL’S OUT! ABEL’S OUT AS ROBERTO METHODICALLY ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING, AND SETS HIM UP FOR THE CALLING CARD!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT BEFORE HE CAN PULL HIM UP FOR THE PILEDRIVER, LIMMY FLIES IN WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM! Abel crumples to the mat, and all three men are down!
Eve: Limmy has evidently not made a full recovery just yet from the table, and this may have come out of desperation to save his title. I mean, how embarrassing would it be for Monaghan to lose tonight after claiming these two men aren’t in his league.
Gavin Kirkland: THEY AREN’T, WHICH IS WHY THEY HAD TO GANG UP ON THE GOAT!
Eve: :wow:
Deadprez: Abel rolls out of the ring, meanwhile, Roberto and Limmy get up to both knees, and ROBERTO CATCHES LIMMY WITH A HEADBUTT! Now lifting Monaghan up to his feet, BUT MONAGHAN BREAKS FREE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF DE LA ROSA WITH EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS, BACKING HIM UP AGAINST THE ROPES! BUT A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION HALTS THE MOMENTUM OF LIMMY MONAGHAN, WHO GETS SET UP FOR THE PILEDRIVER BY ROBERTO!
Eve: BUT LIMMY PULLS ROBERTO’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND LOCKS IN A BOSTON CRAB! ROBERTO’S IN IMMENSE PAIN AS LIMMY REALLY WRENCHES ON IT, BUT DE LA ROSA TRIES TO GRAB THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES ON THE FLOOR, ONLY FOR LIMMY TO PULL HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: THE MONARCH TRANSITIONS INTO AFTER LAUGHTER NOW, THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER CROSSFACE HAS ROBERTO RAISING HIS HAND HIGH, CONTEMPLATING A TAP OUT HERE!
Deadprez: ABEL! ABEL SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND RUNS PAST LIMMY TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES! MONAGHAN RELEASES THE HOLD TO STAND HIMSELF UP, AND GETS SPEARED OUT OF HIS BOOTS! PENTAGRAMS WRATH CONNECTS! ROBERTO’S DOWN, FAVORING HIS HEAD AND NECK AREA, NO ONE TO STOP THE PINFALL AS HE HOOKS THE LEG OF LIMMY!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: NO! IT’S NOT OVER! LIMMY NARROWLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND ABEL’S JUST POUNDING THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION, DAMN NEAR READY TO RIP THE HAIRS OUT OF HIS HEAD!
Deadprez: He starts to pull Limmy up with a full Nelson, perhaps looking for Eyes of the Serpent! BUT HE BREAKS OUT OF IT WITH BACK ELBOWS TO THE HEAD OF ABEL, WHO MOMENTARILY STAGGERS BACK BEFORE CHARGING AT LIMMY WHO TOSSES HIM UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER TO THE OUTSIDE! ABEL SLOWLY PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP USING THE APRON, AND LIMMY WIPES HIM OUT WITH THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! TWISTING SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!
Eve: MONAGHAN’S BACK INTO THE RING, AND MAKES A BEELINE TOWARD ROBERTO, WHO MAKES A GO BEHIND ON LIMMY FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT DUMPS HIM RIGHT ON HIS NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF LIMMY IN FULL EFFECT AS HE ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET, UNBEKNOWNST TO ROBERTO, WHO CAUGHT WITH HANGMAN’S GAMBIT FROM A SEATED POSITION! ROBERTO’S OUT, AND LIMMY PLACES TWO CHAIR ON HIS CHEST BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, BACK FACING HIS OPPONENT!
Eve: PHOENIX SPLASH! LIMMY HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER…AND STILL EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION…LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
(The fans cheer loudly as ‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, and James Blake plays for the victorious Limmy, who plops to his side, getting his hand raised by the referee. Meanwhile, the camera pans to the outside to show both Roberto and Abel covered in blood, Abel having blood on his back, more than likely from the light tube incident.)
Eve: What a match between these three, and you can tell Limmy is feeling the effects of it, not even able to stand just yet.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t worry, the MONARCH will pull through like no one else, because there’s a reason why he’s our ‘A’ Champion!
Deadprez: Limmy continues to prove why he’s worthy of holding that title, going through just about any and everyone who poses a threat to that title.
(Walter Bivens makes his way down to the ring, clapping for his client, who hands the title off to, and helps Limmy move up to a seated position.)
Eve: WHAT THE HELL!
(‘King’s Dead’ comes to an abrupt halt as Limmy gets booted in the head by someone.)
Deadprez: THATS…THATS CHARLIE MARR, WHO CAME UP SHORT IN THE FINALS OF THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT, BUT THAT DOESN’T STOPPED HIM FROM SHOWING UP HERE TONIGHT, SHOVING BIVENS AWAY FROM MONAGHAN, WHO HE MOUNTS WITH PUNCHES!
Gavin Kirkland: AW, CMON!
Eve: CHARLIE’S TARGETING THE BACK OF LIMMY’S HEAD, WHICH AS WE NOTED IS BUSTED OPEN FROM A CHAIR SHOT EARLIER!
Deadprez: MARR’S SHOWING NO MERCY AS HE WHIPS LIMMY TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES! NOTHING SOFT ABOUT THAT LANDING AS HE WENT FLYING THROUGH, ALMOST LIKE A SUICIDE DIVE, HITTING HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: MARR GOES TO DO MORE WORK- BUT FROM BEHIND! BIVENS WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE!
Gavin Kirkland: YES, BIVENS, YES!
Deadprez: Big mistake as it had no effect on Marr, who slowly turns around to lock eyes with the petrified Bivens!
Gavin Kirkland: NO, BIVENS, NO!
Eve: WALT TRIES TO RUN OUT THE RING, BUT MARR CATCHES HIM BY THE JACKET OF HIS SUIT, PULLING HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Deadprez: BIVENS TRYNA PLEAD, BUT IT’S NO USE FOR A MAN LIKE MARR- oh, wait. Maybe it is as Marr let’s him go, which causes Bivens to fold his hands in gratitude.
Eve: BUT IT WAS A PLOY AS MARR TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH A DISCUS LARIAT, AND A SICK, SINISTER SMILE FORMS ACROSS HIS FACE AS THE BOOS REIGN DOWN!
Deadprez: I DON’T THINK MARR’S DONE YET, NOT BY A LONG SHOT AS HE PLACES A STEEL CHAIR ATOP THE HEAD A PRONE BIVENS, AND GRABS ANOTHER ONE!
Eve: LIMMY’S SEEING WHAT’S HAPPENING, AND TRIES TO CRAWL BACK INTO THE RING, BUT AFTER THE WEAR AND TEAR HE’S BEEN THROUGH, HE’S NOT GETTING THERE ANYTIME SOON AS MARR LOOKS RIGHT AT HIM BEFORE SLAMMING THAT CHAIR DOWN ON THE HEAD OF BIVENS FOR A MODIFIED CONCHAIRTO LIKE MOVE!
Deadprez: The damage has been done as Marr slides out of the ring, watching as Limmy slowly crawls over towards Bivens, trying to check on the condition of his limp manager.
Eve: Charlie Marr may have just waged war with the Hardcore Champion, and that can’t be a good thing for either as while we know what Limmy’s capable of, we also know what Marr’s capable of, he reminded us in that match with Amir, and again just now.
(Marr backs up the ramp, watching as Limmy calls for help to get Bivens medical attention, but the two men lock eyes, Limmy having a look of intensity in his, showing that he won’t forget this anytime soon as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to the back as Charlie Marr storms through the Gorilla Position, pushing a couple of the crew members as he makes his way though, one of them hitting the deck. He continues his way, his face of pure determination, adrenaline just coursing through his veins. Having just attacked Limmy Monaghan’s manager Walter Bivens, he is ready to do it again, to anyone who dares step up to him to try and claim some retribution.)
Kyra Phillips: Charlie, Charlie…
(Marr turns around, rolling his eyes and almost scoffing as he sees the backstage reporter heading towards him. He stops walking and waits as Kyra approaches him, squeezing his fist in the palm of his hand.)
Kyra Phillips: I didn’t think you were going to stop then….
Charlie Marr: You should think yourself lucky that I did.
(Kyra catches her breath but Charlie is in no mood for waiting around. He shoves her shoulder, not caring who she is.)
Charlie Marr: So, get on with it then, I don’t have all day.
(Kyra looks surprised by his aggressiveness, though she really shouldn’t considering what she just witnessed. She lifts the mic, Marr pushing it slightly away till he is satisfied.)
Kyra Phillips: Charlie, we have just witness Limmy Monaghan win a hellacious match and retain his hardcore Championship against Roberto Del La Rose and Abel Atami…
Charlie Marr: Yes, Yes, Limmy won… tell my Kyra does he look like a winner to you right now?
Kyra Phillips: Which brings me to my question. Why would you do such a thing?
Charlie Marr: Have you not being paying attention lately Kyra, or are you really that dumb?!
(Kyra shrugs her shoulders, knowing that there was no real way she could answer that.)
Charlie Marr: Yes, thought as much. Much like the rest of EAW you have ignored my statements of late, preferring to focus on that fluke of a victory by Adam Lucas to support the fact that Charlie Marr is far from back. Instead of reading between the lines and seeing that ‘defeat’ for what it was, mere luck on Adam’s part, rather than him being any better than me, you could have predicted that something like this was going to happen. For months now I have had to listen to firstly Lucas, and then Monaghan, claim to be saviors of the Hardcore Division, and yet neither of them have the first clue what it means. Tonight Kyra, what you saw was Limmy Monaghan and his stupid manager finding out precisely what Hardcore means. And here in EAW, Hardcore is defined by none other than Charlie Marr.
Kyra Phillips: But to attack Bivens?
Charlie Marr: Of course, and why not? How else do you get people’s attention round here and give them the benefit of realization as to how things are going to be around here for the significant future. Am I supposed to sit on my laurels, with a thumb up my ass and wait for opportunities to be presented to me? Or, as I have witnessed for myself, do I TAKE what is rightfully mine, Namely the Hardcore Championship, and finally give that belt the prestige it deserves?
Kyra Phillips: I’d say Adam and now Limmy have precisely done that.
(Charlie’s eyes widen in disbelief at what he was hearing.)
Charlie Marr: Would you? Thankfully your opinion means very little around these corridors. What I need to do was ensure that Limmy Monaghan was left in very little doubt that I have my sites on his Hardcore Title. Monaghan is as thick headed as they come, and so therefore I had to engage in the only language he understands… a brutal beatdown. Some might say it was cowardly to attack his manager after what he had been through, I’d prefer to say that it was the best way for him to take me seriously, and recognize that from this point, as Hardcore Champion he will NEVER be safe. Tonight, Limmy did what no champion should do, never mind the Hardcore title holder. He left his neck exposed, even if it was just for a moment, because that is all Charlie Marr needs to make a point.
Kyra Phillips: So, this was a challenge then?
Charlie Marr: Ah, she finally catches up, thought I could see the cogs whirring. Yes Kyra, what you just witnessed was indeed a challenge. I’m done waiting around for EAW to do the right thing, and whether people believe me or not, the true, brutal, dominant Charlie Marr is back. Thus far Monaghan has been challenged by nothing more than placeholders. I mean, Atami and De La Rosa, is that really the standard around here these days. He knows that to be taken seriously in this quest for redemption he’s on, he needs to come face to face with the definition of Hardcore. Until he does, he will just be another afterthought… just like Adam Lucas.
Kyra Phillips: I think you will have gotten his attention for sure, and maybe the EAW management.
(Charlie scoffs, his eyes narrowing.)
Charlie Marr: And do you think I care, Kyra? Do you think I care what Hurricane Hawk has to say? The only words I need to hear from his lips are ‘Charlie, you are the number one contender’, anything else will be white noise. I want him to know that if he doesn’t, what happened to Monaghan is going to happen, time and time again. When DEDEDE brought back this championship, it wasn’t to be sullied by some who don’t even care about the title he holds. He brought it back so that it could once again be held as a Championship with prestige. I’m a giving man, and I’m the right man to give the EAW an Hardcore Champion that they deserve.”
(Charlie points to the floor, with his foot motioning a ‘line in the sand’. He stares right down the camera lens, holding his gaze as he speaks.)
Charlie Marr: The ERA of MARR starts right now with this very moment. I have my sights set on the Hardcore Championship, and when I go to the deepest depths to claim it, Hell is coming with me. I’m done playing nice Kyra. I’m done being a shell of my former self. And I won’t stop until I get what I want. Monaghan only has one choice… GET USED TO IT!!!
(Charlie walks away, leaving a stunned Kyra Phillips in his wake as the scene switches back to the ring for the next match graphic.)
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Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled FOR!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)’ by Blue Stahli plays over the sound system of the arena as The Centerpiece Cameron Ella Ava is seen making her way to the ring with all of the allure and confidence that she normally exudes and displays during big events. With King of Elite being the first major show of 2022 this is no different, she gets by a cameraman staring at the device he carries looking at the objective she blows it a kiss as if smooching the World and says ‘Showtime!’ )
Gina Romano: Introducing first! From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 140 pounds! She Is The Goddess Of All Eras: CAMERON ELLAAAAAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Eve: The Warbringer is ready for the next fight here ladies and gentlemen after a week of back and forth against her opponent who’s been questioning her ability and even her current presence within EAW since she gave birth to her child Hathaway will she be able to deliver to the same level we knew her from, that which now makes her a Hall of Fame immortal?
Deadprez: Cameron doesn’t seem to have lost a step at all and this week things were growing to be rather personal between her and her opponent who we are about to see walk down that very same ramp! To think that there was a time where Cameron and Mr. DEDEDE used to roll as tag team champions now his niece is going to battle one of the EAW All Time Greats!
( ‘7 Rings’ by Ariana Grande plays over the sound system of the NRG Stadium as The Golden Niece Veena Adams is seen making her way to the ring with a look of extreme confidence to herself. An aura of Don’t Fuck With Me seems to emenate from her with the glare that she gives directly towards Cameron as she makes her way to the squared circle, looking nowhere else. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! From Greenwich, Connecticut! Weighing in at 121 pounds; She Is The Golden NIECE! VEENA ADAAAAAAAAAAMS!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Here is our founder’s Niece back in action tonight and ready to do what it takes to show us that she is ready and able in the ring so that she can gain the favor of her uncle once again!
Deadprez: It was never a secret that she seeks to find some measure of power back within this company after she lost the Co-Commissioner spot on Voltage back in 2020. Tonight is an opportunity for her to strike a great deal of credibility inside the ring if she is able not just to hang with a Hall of Famer but actually defeat one in singles competition! Surely her uncle will be pleased to see her win despite his past with Veena’s opponent tonight.
Referee:: RING THE BELL!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Eve: And Here We GO! This match is officially underway! This should be a great one. It is a highly anticipated confrontation between the Hall of Famer and her opponent with a massive chip on her shoulder wanting to prove she belongs! A battle between two of EAW’s greatest families and the two of them are now facing each other in the center of the ring, Veena talking a whole lot of trash to Cameron who doesn’t seem impressed one bit which seems to end up annoying Mr. DEDEDE’s niece WHO BITCH SLAPS CAMERON ACROSS THE FACE!! If looks could kill Veena would be atomized right now as the two lock horns! Struggling to get the advantage over the other, Adams actually pushes Cameron into a corner.
Deadprez: The official orders a break, Veena slowly backs off with a shit eating grin on her lips. The two lock up again, and Veena slams Cameron to the floor! We see Veena bragging as Ella Ava looks up holding her jaw. Cameron moves up stomping towards Veena who goes to the ropes! The crowd boos as the official orders Cameron to back off and she does so turning her back to Veena who tries to pull a fast one! A cheap shot on Ca-SHE COUNTERS WITH AN ARM LOCK WHICH TAKES VEENA DOWN!!
Gavin Kirkland: Imagine losing to an armdrag takedown I mean, just imagine.
Eve: Well we’d rather not find out because Veena is making sure that doesn’t happen on her watch! Cameron keeps applying pressure on the arm a moment before moving to get into a mounted position and she begins to throw punches and elbows down at Veena who tries to block all she can!! Veena raises her legs up she gets them up to Cameron’s head AND THROWS HER FORWARD AND OFF WITH A HURRICANRANA VARIATION! WOAH! Cameron is down to a knee next to the ropes holding on with a hand as Veena makes her way to her! Knee to the midsection by the Golden Niece before locking Cam’s head under her arm.
Deadprez: Veena talking some trash to her opponent as she controls her movement and then sends her into the ropes! She tries for a clothesline BUT CAMERON COUNTERS WITH A SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN FOLLOWED BY SOME PUSH-UPS NEXT TO HER OPPONENT! Talk about throwing back taunts. This is awesome! Veena doesn’t approve and she gets up to face Cameron before going to the ropes, Cameron does as well both of them ducks one another, AND VEENA SPRINGBOARDS HERSELF INTO A THESZ PRESS FOLLOWED BY SOME STIFF SOUNDING PUNCHES TO THE FACE AND HEAD OF CAMERON!! Cameron blocks how she can and she gets to her legs as Veena got her up, The Princess of Professional Wrestling throws a Kesagiri chop to the neck of Cameron who holds onto it following the hit with a cartwheel kick nailing down Ella Ava!
Eve: Veena looks up to on of the corners quickly moving up top what is she up t-VEENA WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP NOT CARING AT ALL ABOUT CAMERON’S NECK AS SHE ALMOST LANDS ON IT!
Gavin Kirkland: Cover by Veena!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWW-
Gavin Kirkland: Not just yet!
Eve: Cameron kicked out of the move, one that might mess with her chances of winning if she’s unable to breathe properly. This can be a big advantage for Veena should she continue to profit from it as she picks up Cameron and slaps her a few times BEFORE CAMERON TAKES HER DOWN WITH A LEG SWEEP! SHE QUICKLY FOLLOWS WITH A KNEEBAR WHICH GETS ADAMS TO SCREAM HER LUNGS OUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s enough to break glass that scream! That woman’s a banshee!
Deadprez: The official asks however for Cameron to break the hold as her opponent managed to grab onto the ropes! She let’s go after a few painful seconds and then gets up standing behind Adams who’s back is turned to Cameron! A GERMAN SUPLEX BY THE GODDESS SENDS VEENA FLYING AND LAND ATOP OF THE BACK OF HER NECK! Cameron on the offensive, she moves to her opponent and follows that German with a Northern Lights Suplex! Down goes Veena Adams who is beginning to feel the sting of the Ava in this match! A SAITO SUPLEX BY CAMERON FOLLOWS WITH A HOOK OF THE LEGS!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Nope!
Eve: VEENA LIFTS THE SHOULDER UP! A few different suplexes is not going to be what ends her tonight! She will need to put in some more offense if she wants to be able to score the win against The Centerpiece! Veena rolls towards the outside of the ring laying down on the apron and Cameron tries to reel her back in by the hair BUT VEENA WITH HER LEGS AGAIN THAT SIMILAR MOVE AS EARLIER THIS TIME SENDING CAMERON CRASHING DOWN OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: Veena is all smiles now despite a bit of pain showing as she looks down on her opponent AND RUSHES PAST HER SLAMMING HER HEAD DOWN WITH A ONE HAND BULLDOG BEFORE CROUCHING NEXT TO HER AND GIVING HER SOME SHADE!
Eve: Veena doesn’t give time the time of day to the official as she moves to Cameron and WHIPS HER AGAINST THE RAILING! What is she doing now she is moving to reach under the ring she is taking out a table! The official begins counting her and Cam from inside the ring as she sets the thing up. Does she plan on turning this match into something more extreme? She rolls her opponent inside before moving by her side, pulling her head up by the hair and throwing some elbows to the temple! Those are going to hurt later as she then picks up Cameron and goes for a scoop sl-no! She drops Cameron upside down on one of the ring corners! Cameron is stuck in a three of woe situation!! She is at Veena’s mercy for now. What will Adams do??
Deadprez: We’re about to find out as she drives her elbow into Cameron’s midsection shoulder tackling her a few good times before quickly running to the opposite corner and then screams charging in AND LANDS A RUNNING DROPKICK ON CAMERON!! Poor Cameron slowly crumbles to the ground, her legs freed but Veena doesn’t give her a break as she pulls her by the hair to the center of the ring! She throws in a few well aimed MMA style strikes before moving to kneel near Cameron AND SCISSOR STOMP HER FACE TO THE GROUND AT LEAST FOUR OR FIVE TIMES!! She follows it with an elbow smash and then a quick cover!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Good offense by Veena but it isn’t enough!
Veena Adams: (Off-Mic) Come on Ref that was THREE!! I CAN HAVE YOU FIRED!!!
Eve: Luckily for us, the official is not intimidated by the former General Manager who groans in frustration before getting up to her feet and argue with the official so-WAIT A MINUTE CAMERON FROM BEHIND WITH A SURPRISE ROLL-UP!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CLOSE!!
Eve: But not enough! Veena Adams kicked out and is now on her knees shocked that Cameron even dared try to finish the match that way! Cameron is smirking and poking at the side of her head taunting Veena who doesn’t take it well she screams trying to go for a beatdown BUT CAMERON BRINGS HER DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG FOLLOWS BY A SERIES OF RAPID PUNCHES AS VEENA GOT BACK UP! SHE IS NOT BACKED INTO A CORNER AS SHE IS FEELING THE EMOTIONS CAMERON IS UNLOADING UPON HER WITH KICKS AND PUNCHES! THE CROWD LOVES IT!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Veena slipped down and rolled quickly to the outside of the ring trying to get some distance between herself and The Warbringer who on her side is standing in the middle of the ring asking sarcastically to Veena if she’s alright. She then suddenly dashes to the ropes SUICIDE DIVE BY CAMERON WHO LANDS PERFECTLY ATOP OF AN UNSUSPECTING VEENA ADAMS WHO GETS CRUSHED! The fans want more as Cameron stands to her feet and grabs hold of Adams’ hair WHIPPING HER AGAINST THE APRON! SHE SLAMS HER HEAD REPEATEDLY AND THE FANS ARE COUNTING!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!!
SIX!!!!!!
SEVEN!!!!!!!
EIGHT!!!!!!!!
NINE!!!!!!!!!
Eve: VEENA SUDDENLY MOVES AND SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS HERSELF AND CAMERON AGAINST THE RAILING BEHIND THEM!!! THE MOVE SEEMS TO HAVE KNOCKED VEENA ALMOST OUT AND CAMERON IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HER NECK IN PAIN! What a desperate maneuver by Veena Adams who was getting a quick facial reconstruction right there with the apron as a precision tool!
Deadprez: Meanwhile the official is starting his count he can’t let the two competitors stay outside the ring!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!
Deadprez: Slowly Veena is moving to her knees so does Cameron both Queens are throwing punches at each other outside of the ring!
Referee: THREE!!! FOUR!!!!
Eve: Veena seems to have the upper hand at the moment before whipping Cameron against the apron, she moves under the ring reaching for something again. ANOTHER TABLE! She sets it up over the one previously taken out this I feel is going to end badly someone later on! She goes inside the ring and Cameron follows which breaks the official’s count. This match will not end in a double count-out folks!
Gavin Kirkland: Gladly!
Deadprez: Veena is on her feet first moving to whip Cameron into the ropes she waits for her with an elbow BUT Cameron ducks low and runs to the ropes JUMPING ON THE MIDDLE ONE AND TURNS NAILING VEENA WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! DOWN GOES VEENA! COVER BY THE GODDESS!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: DENIED!! Veena lifts the shoulder up! This is a close fought match between the two so far!
Eve: Both of them threw some decent offense at one another. What will they do next in order to gain the ascendency over the other I wonder! Cameron sitting on her ankles looks up to the official nodding before moving to hoist Veena BUT IT IS ADAMS WHO TAKES HR DOWN WITH A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN! SHE THEN GRABS HOLD OF CAM’S LEAD LEG AND TWISTS THE ANKLE! VEENA WITH THE ANKLE LOCK! THE ANKLE LOCK IS IN AND CAMERON’S iN TROUBLE!! THE OFFICIAL IS ASKING IF SHE WANTS TO QUICK AND THE GODDESS REFUSE!! VEENA IS APPLYING MORE PRESSURE WHICH IS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR CAM’S BACK! Veena suddenly raises the leg she holds up. She’s lifting Cameron that way AND SHE SLAMS HER DOWN ON THE MAT! WOAH THAT IS A FEAT OF STRENGTH BY MR. DEDEDE’S NIECE I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT!
Deadprez: Cameron is slowly getting to a vertical base BUT VEENA TAKES HER DOWN WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! THAT MOVE ALONE ENDED SO MANY UFC FIGHTS WILL IT END THIS ONE?? Veena is giggling, clearly enjoying the pain she is seeing on the face of The Goddess who is painfully trying to get vertical BUT she drags her down with a leg AND APPLIES A SINGLE LEG CRAB MANEUVER TO CAMERON! SHE’S GOING TO BREAK HER DAMN LEG!! CAMERON IS SCREAMING AS VEENA PULLS THE AFFECTED LEG BACK TO CAM’S HEAD FOR EXTRA DAMAGE!! CAMERON IS TRYING TO FiND A WAY TO BREAK THE HOLD AND SHE IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES!! VEENA IS TRYING TO KEEP HER AWAY BUT THE CENTERPIECE MANAGES TO GRAB ON!
Eve: Veena shrugs letting go after a four count from the official almost disqualifying her as she then moves to grab hold of Cameron AND DEADLIFT HER UP INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! SHE BRIDGES IT WITH A PINFALL ATTEMPT! WILL IT BE ENOUGH??
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: We see the resiliency of the Goddess of All Eras shining through right here folks! Cameron managed to lift her shoulder up in time! She isn’t wanting to let Veena leave Houston with the Dub here tonight! She presses a knee to the back while holding both of Cameron’s arms stretching them backwards putting more pain on that back! The official checks on Cameron who refuses to give up! Veena is trying to keep the hold with her knee almost to the back of Cameron’s neck and she is trying to get up! Cameron is managing to break the hold
Eve: Veena is growing increasingly annoyed to be denied victory by Cameron as she moves behind her seated opponent and drives her nails across her back viciously before then driving her knees right to the spine of the Goddess! Cameron with a leg sweep on Veena trying to create separation between the two BUT THEN SHE CONNECTS TO VEENA’S FACE WITH A SUPERKICK TAKING DOWN OUR CHAIRMAN’S NIECE!! Veena is trying to move, she is on her hands and knees down trying to shake the cobwebs out BUT CAMERON DRIVES DOWN AN AXE KICK FROM THE ROPES TO GIVE IT MOMENTUM AND DOWN GOES VEENA! COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Close! But Veena lifts the shoulder! Cameron will need more offense to put Veena down!
Deadprez: Indeed and we are about to see what comes next as Cameron quickly, as much as her pained back allows, gets to the nearest corner and moves up. What will she do? A DIVING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! DIVINELY EXECUTED BY THE GODDESS ONTO THE GOLDEN NIECE!!! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD AT THE ACTION OF THEIR FAVORITE STAR!!!
Crowd: LET’S GO CAMERON! *Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP!* LET’S GO CAMERON! *Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP!* LET’S GO CAMERON! *Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP!* LET’S GO CAMERON! *Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP!* LET’S GO CAMERON! *Clap! Clap! CLAPCLAPCLAP!*
Eve: The Hall of Famer with the advantage now will she capitalize and leave Houston with the win tonight? Veena is trying to slip out of the ring in an attempt to recover and find the energy to continue this match! SHE GETS BASEBALL SLID INTO BY CAMERON- NO VEENA TURNED THE MOMENTUM INTO A DDT DRIVING CAMERON DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! WHAT A COUNTER BY THE NIECE OF OUR CHAIRMAN CAMERON MAY VERY WELL BE DOWN AND OUT!!
Deadprez: The official is about to start the count as Veena hikes herself on the apron standing on it and looking down on her despised opponent. What will she do as Cameron is slowly getting up? A FLYING CROSS BODY BRINGS DOWN CAMERON!
Refereel: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Eve: Veena goes to argue with a fan throwing trash at him before looking toward Cameron with disdain, spitting down to the floor before moving back on the ring apron waiting for Cameron to get back up.
Referee: FOUR!!!! FIVE!!!!!
Deadprez: Veena runs on the apron DIVING INTO A KNEE STRIKE BUT CAMERON DUCKS! VEENA expected it she rolled in a parkour like way and turned to charge back at Cameron TACKLING HER AGAINST THE RAILING!! She then whips her to the apron CLOThESLINE CAMERON INTO THE RING!
Referee: SIX!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!
Eve: With the Goddess in, Veena slides back inside the ring stopping the count before moving to a corner of the ring and standing on the second rope. What is she waiting for? What is she going to do? DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO CAMERON! DOWN GOES THE CENTERPIECE AND ADAMS IS NOT DONE! She whips Cameron into a corner hard before moving the center of the ring, she grunts and charges at Cameron going for a shoulder bl-CAMERON JUMPS UP AND OVER VEENA NAILING HER DOWN WITH THE SUNSET BOULEVARD!! THE SUNSET FLIP BOMB SURPRISED VEENA ADAMS!! Veena is dazed on her knees CAMERON THROWS A STIFF KICK TO HER FACE! DOWN IS VEENA! CAMERON HOOKS THE LEGS!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: VEENA KEEPS ON!
Deadprez: I thought Cameron had this match won with that maneuver! But no, Mr. DEDEDE’s Niece wants to keep this match going. She is showing her passion and will to win here tonight! Cameron is on top of things though as she moves to bend one of her arms manipulating the joints bringing all sorts of pain to Veena who tries to drive an elbow to Cameron’s face but it doesn’t land! Cameron with a punch to the back of Veena’s neck takes her to her knees SHE RAMS VEENA’S SHOULDERS INTO THE NEARBY RINGPOST RIGHT AFTER!! Veena turns as she sits down to the corner as Cameron steps between the ropes SHE HOPS OVER THE TOP AND DRIVES HER KNEES TO THE FACE OF VEENA WITH HER METEORA!!
Gavin Kirkland: Listen to the crowd fellas!
Crowd: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!
Eve: Seems clear what the fans want the question is will Cameron give them satisfaction? She smiles and skips outside to the apron getting ready for a second Meteora! SHE FLIES! BUT WAIT!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL???
Deadprez: VEENA GOT UP QUICKLY AND CAUGHT CAMERON IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!! CAMERON HAS NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN!! SHE TRIES TO THROW PUNCHES TO VEENA AS SHE WALKS FORWARD AND DROPS DOWN INTO THE EFFECTIVE!! THE FRONT POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER ON THE BACK OF THE GODDESS!! THIS COULD BE IT!! COVER BY THE PRINCESS!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: HOW DID SHE EVEN!
Eve: CAMERON ELLA AVA LIFTED THE SHOULDER UP! SHE! DOES! NOT! DIE!
Veena Adams: (Off-Mic) FUCK! FUCKING FAILED ABORTION PIECE OF SHIT! ROT WITH THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY!
Gavin Kirkland: Someone’s angry, but anger alone won’t win her the match!
Deadprez: Veena is mad she was this close to victory but it was denied by Cameron Ella Ava who wants it just as badly as she does! She wants to prove to herself she still has it but with moves like those Adams just pulled, the Goddess will need some more serious offense if she wants to get the victory! Veena in frustration throws a few kicks to the side of Jamie O’Hara’s wife before forcing her to her feet and whips her into the ropes! She goes for a clothesline but Cameron ducks to the side! Veena turns going to Cameron AND WALKS RIGHT INTO AN ALABAMA SLAM!!! THE ALABAMA SLAM DRIVES VEENA ADAMS HARD INTO THE MAT! CAMERON IS BACK IN COMMAND AND THE CROWD LOVES IT!!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Deadprez: Cameron tosses some of her hair off her face looking down on her opponent a moment before picking her up and forcing her to stand. Veena is in bad shape as she tries to stand, Cameron calls for a Falcon Arrow she goes to lift Veena up BUT Adams blocks it! Cameron tries again, once more parried but this time Veena drives a knee to Cameron’s gut! She hooks both arms AND THROWS ELLA AVA INTO A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! DOWN GOES CAMERON!
Eve: Veena moves Cameron to her feet quickly she seems to have a plan in mind as she goes to hug the Goddess from behind and runs her into the nearby turnbuckle! Wait is this is she going YES! THE DEADLY RECALL! NOT A SINGLE NOR A DOUBLE BUT A TRIPLE ROLLING UNDERHOOK SUPLEX FINISHED WITH A BRIDGE PIN SITUATION!!
Gavin Kirkland: COVER!! THIS COULD END IT!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTH-
Gavin Kirkland: …
Eve: I don’t believe it! Cameron managed to lift the shoulder up!! She managed to make it out of that move! Cameron seems to still have some gas in the tank and if Veena wants to win she will need to dry it out of her opponent! Adams moves to pick up Cameron positioning her into a powerbomb position BUT CAMERON COUNTERS AND SLAMS VEENA DOWN WITH THE FALCON ARROW!! That is IN-CRE-DIBLE FOLKS!! She picks up Veena, pain and all SHE IS POSITIONING HER FOR A POWERBOMB OF HER OWN!! SHE THROWS VEENA INTO A CORNER SHE SENDS ADAMS CRASHING DOWN WITH A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOOOOOOMB!!!!! By God knows what miracle Veena is still standing! Her arms on the top ropes keeping her up AND CAMERON BRINGS HER DOWN FOR GOOD NOW WITH THE AVADACABRA SHINING WIZARD!!!
Deadprez: Cameron feels like she’s had enough of this she is calling for In Excelsis, her famed husband’s finishing move the running bicycle knee strike! She moves to a corner poised to strike waiting for Veena to get up just enough for the move to be applied! Veena slowly gets to her feet! Cameron runs- SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! CAMERON JUST RAN INTO VEENA’S HOMAGE TO HER UNCLE!! SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: WILL IT BE ENOUGH???
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!
Eve: NEITHER ARE THE FANS WHO ARE CHEERING FOR THIS AS CAMERON KICKS OUT!!
Veena Adams: (Off-Mic) WHY DON’T YOU STAY DOWN????
Gavin Kirkland: Veena talks to herself she is cursing Cameron for her stubbornness as she makes her way to the top rope. Are we going to witness the Fatal Vow? She is moving for the Moonsault double foot OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE CAMERON JUST GOT UP TO HER FEET SHE RUSHED UP THE CORNER! SHE IS STANDING UP THERE RIGHT WITH VEENA WHO CAN’T BELIEVE IT! CAMERON IS… SMIRKING?
Cameron Ella Ava: (Off-Mic) Let’s go for a ride bitch!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY FUCK!!!!!
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLES THAT VEENA HAS SETUP EARLIER!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Eve: WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE BY THE WARBRINGER WHO SACRIFICED HERSELF IN ORDER TO TAKE OUT HER OPPONENT!! BOTH OF THEM ARE UNDER A PILE OF BROKEN TABLE WOOD AND THE FANS ARE LOVING IT!! The official is starting to make the count. Is this how this match is going to end? Both opponent are barely moving
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Eve: Veena is showing signs of life moving to her hands and knees.
Referee: FOUR!!!! FIVE!!!!!
Deadprez: Cameron is doing the same she is on her knees holding her back BUT SHE THROWS A PUNCH TO VEENA!! THE CROWD CHEERS!!
Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Eve: Veena throws in a pained punch back!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: SIX!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Cameron with another fist!!
Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Eve: Adams returns the favor!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: EIGHT!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: They need to get back inside the ring quickly! But they keep throwing punches at each other!!!
Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Official: NINE!!!!!!!!! TEN!!!!!!!!!! RING THE BELL!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the official has decided to stop this match AND THEREFORE IT IS A NOOOOOO CONTEESSST!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Didn’t they even hear the official??
Deadprez: I don’t think they care, Gavin! Look at them both they are brawling it out on the outside of the ring now both of them are standing and throwing fists at each other they just don’t want to let go of each other this is an absolute war between those two warrior ladies!!
( DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! )
Eve: Officials are rushing in trying to seperate the two belligerents this is turning into a wild brawl folks staff members are trying to seperate Veena and Cameron BUT CAMERON SHOVES SOME PEOPLE ASIDE AND GOES BACK TO VEENA!! RIGHT HANDS LEFT HANDS THE SAME GOES FOR VEENA WHO HITS WITH JUST AS MUCH HATRED! THE OFFICIALS ARE NOT ABLE TO CONTAIN THEM THEY ACTUALLY PUNCH AND KICKS WHOEVER’S IN THEIR WAY IN ORDER TO HAVE A SHOT AT EACH OTHER!!
(Security tries to split up Cameron and Veena but it’s apparent that their hatred is way too immense, even going so far as to throw away the match so they could absolutely beat the shit out of one another. The situation was a mess at the moment and the last shot seen was both of them finally being pried away for the time being before King of Elite begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Dr, Bethany Blue is in her locker room, going through her final preparations ahead of the final of Empress of Elite. Predictably, she looks unbelievably focused, ready to do battle with the person that gave her perhaps her biggest defeat when she lost her Specialist Championship. The tape is perhaps that little bit tighter, her boot laces the same, everything needing to be perfect for her to achieve her goals. Her concentration is at peak, ready to do what she has to, her eyes turn to the door of the locker room, not even a smile as she sees Adam Lucas.)
Adam Lucas: Knock, Knock.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Adam… sorry, I was somewhere else.
Adam Lucas: I get that. Big night for you.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Just imagine Adam, when that final bell rings, I could be the Empress of Elite
Adam: Like it was ever in doubt.
(She gives a half smile, Adam walking over and taking a seat next to her, sensing her nerves.)
Adam Lucas: You OK Beth?
(She nods, if a little unconvincingly.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Yeah…
Adam Lucas: Beth, it’s me, you can tell me.
(Beth sighs, before starting to explain her thoughts.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: She took everything from me Adam, and I can’t let her do it again. If she beats me again, she would be unbearable. I don’t know how I’d come back from that.
Adam Lucas: Well, it’s a good thing that you won’t have to. I’ve watched you train; I’ve seen your preparation. You’ve left nothing to chance, and even though you’ve warned her, Miku still believes she’s facing the same person she beat before. You’re better now Beth, stronger, and one of the most technically proficient wrestlers on the roster, and I include Kassidy in that.
(Bethany scowls.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You talk about her a lot, you sure you don’t have a thing for her.
(Adam chuckles, taking hold and squeezing her hand.)
Adam Lucas: Hardly, but I do know that she’s a damn good wrestler, and you are at that same level. Miku will never accept that, and tonight it’s going to be her undoing. I can’t wait to see you celebrating this victory Beth, it’s going to be one of the proudest moments of my life.
(Bethany nods, appreciating the words.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Err, you’d better be focusing on what you’ve got to do Mister.
Adam Lucas: I wouldn’t miss your victory for the world.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Well, it wouldn’t mean anything near as much if you don’t leave as King tomorrow night
Adam Lucas: I’d be alright, either way.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Maybe so, and so would I if I lose, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t look after yourself tonight. I won’t have you lose because you cared too much about me. I won’t have that Adam; I couldn’t live with myself if I was to blame.
Adam Lucas: You won’t be
Dr. Bethany Blue: I never thought I’d say this, I blame you in fact for it, but tonight isn’t all about me, it’s about us. Don’t lose sight of what is truly important. You came into my life when I was at my lowest, and you built me up and brought me here. If I win Empress of Elite tonight, it’s partially because of you. If you lose King of Elite, don’t make it because of me.
(They sit there for a few moments in silence, both digesting the words of the other.)
Adam Lucas: It’s tomorrow Beth, 24 hours, don’t worry. I’ll be there front and center and ready to celebrate and hold your hand held high in victory. If I lose, it will be because I wasn’t good enough and either Chris or Andre were.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Adam…
Adam Lucas: No Beth, listen to me. You won’t ever be a distraction, and if ever you are, it will be a good thing, it will be an inspiration. You may believe that I saved you, but you quite literally saved my life with your quick thinking. So, whatever we do, we do together… no matter what. We are just another ‘power couple’ like Elite was claiming, it’s not who we are. But let them think about it, I don’t care. All that matters is what we do for this company and doing good for those that believe in us.
(For a moment Bethany just looks at Adam, but then she starts to smile.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Ooooo, look at you telling me what to do
Adam Lucas: I think we both know that the reality is, you wear the trousers in this relationship.
Dr. Bethany Blue: That’s true
Adam Lucas: Good… what I’m trying to say though is you need to stop believing that you owe me anything. You’re here because you’re beautiful, caring, and one of the best goddamn wrestlers in the world. It would have happened regardless of whether we had met or not, because you are truly that good. If you’d not been there when I nearly bled out in the ring, I wouldn’t be here. That’s a fact. Time for the Doctor to be the person she was always meant to be, the Empress, and then World Champion. And through it all, I’ll be right by your side. Every step of the way. Like a lapdog, but much nicer to look at.
(Beth nods her head, taking Adams’ other hand.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: OK, but if I do that, you have to do something for me in return
Adam Lucas: Anything.
Dr. Bethany Blue: You’ve been here eighteen months now. You’ve established yourself as a true star in EAW.
Adam Lucas: If you say so
Dr. Bethany Blue: That’s exactly what I mean. Stop believing that you must prove yourself to anyone, almost every time you speak. You belong here Adam, Andre and Chris said it themselves, and you need to start believing it too. You belong in that Main Event tomorrow night, and if you can start getting that straight in your head, you’ll reach that ‘Next Level’ sooner rather than later. Being King will just be the start of what you can achieve.
(Adam gives a wry smile at Beth using his nickname while Beth continues.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Chris, Andre, Impact, even Kassidy, you shouldn’t let anyone ever look down at you, no matter how long they have been here or what they’ve done. You’ve worked for your spot, and it is time for you to give yourself credit for that. The ‘underdog’ tag was cute for a while, but now it doesn’t make any sense. You’re one of the top Elitists on Showdown, you’ve shown that by reaching the finals. Tomorrow night you’ll prove you’re one of the best in the EAW period. I know you will.
(Adam rubs the back of his neck, not used to someone being so complimentary about him.)
Adam Lucas: I’ll try Beth
Dr. Bethany Blue: Then we have a deal.
(Adam gets to his feet and they embrace, Adam kissing her lovingly on top of her head.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Now get out of here, I got a match to win.
(They part, looking into each other’s eyes, lost in the moment.)
Adam Lucas: Knock her dead Beth… take what’s yours.
(Adam kisses her on the cheek, and then turns, leaving the locker room. Beth holds her hand where his lips were, a smile forming on her face as the scene fades to ringside for the next match graphic.)
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(The camera fades back to ringside, and around the ring is the setup for the Tables, Ladders and Chairs Chaos match. There’s ladders and tables set up all around the ring, and each one is different. There’s tables rigged with explosives, tables embedded with nails, ladders covered in barbed wire, and more. Above the ring, there are three separate cases, as this match can be won by three out of the eight competitors. As the crowd cheers in anticipation for this match, the camera would pan over to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring, holding a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS CHAOS MATCH!!!!
(The crowd begins cheering loudly, and the cheering only continues as ‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton begins to play. Danny Tanner begins to make his way out to the stage, and once he does, he immediately takes notice of all the ladders and tables set up at ringside. Danny takes a deep breath, immediately realizing just how dangerous of a match this is going to be, before beginning to make his way down to the ring as the crowd continues to cheer.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… From Sarasota, Florida… Weighing in at 205 pounds…. DDDAAANNNNYYYYY TTAANNNNERRRRRR!!!!!!
James Peters: This is a huge match we have coming up! THREE briefcases hanging above the ring, each holding some sort of opportunity containing Shock Value implications! There’s a lot on the line here as three competitors can win, and now here comes Danny Tanner! A man who this may be a very huge match for, but we’ve seen what he’s capable of in the past!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner is a good competitor, although I’ll admit he’s not exactly the first name that comes to mind when I think of potential winners. He could definitely shock me, but I really think he has his work cut out for him.
Persephone: Come on. Both Candice Blair and Hikari Kanno are in this match. Is he even gonna TRY winning one of those briefcases himself, or is he just gonna spend the entire match trying to help one of them?
(‘POA’ by Future follows, and as soon as this begins to play, the crowd begins to boo. Jay Jerry Johnson begins to make his way out with a confident smirk on his face, but as soon as he sees Danny Tanner waiting for him, you can see Triple J’s hatred for him just by the look on his face. Johnson is able to brush Danny off though, shaking his head and putting that grin back on his face as he continues to make his way down the ramp, ignoring the crowd as they continue to boo as loud as they can.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 198 pounds… JAYYYYYY JERRRYYYYY JJOOOHHNNSSOONNN!!!!
James Peters: Jay Jerry Johnson is out here now, and we know what this man can do. We know that he has potential, but he’s also been very wrapped up in this situation with Danny Tanner and Candice Blair! If everything goes right for Triple J though, that won’t stop him from leaving with a briefcase tonight.
Rich Russillo: That’s right, but in a match that literally has “chaos” in the name, there’s really no guarantee that things will go to plan. This match could legitimately go either way, and that just makes this so much more exciting!
Persephone: This match is a little exciting, but that’s mainly because looking at all these tables and ladders, I’m pretty sure there’ll be a good amount of bloodshed.
(Danny Tanner and Jay Jerry Johnson look towards one another inside of the ring, but their attention quickly turns to the stage as ‘Diamonds’ by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani begins to play. Danny has a smile on his face as Candice makes her way out to the stage, and the crowd once again begins to cheer loudly. Candice has her own confident look on her face as she makes her way down the ramp, and as expected, Jay Jerry Johnson doesn’t look too happy seeing both Candice Blair and Danny Tanner.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring.. From San Francisco, California… Weighing in at 126 pounds… CAAAAANNNDDIIICCCCEEE BLLLAAAIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!
James Peters: And here Candice Blair is now! We know how much Danny and Candice dislike Triple J and vice versa, but there’s three competitors out right now! These could be the three that win this entire match!
Rich Russillo: That’s true, but at the same time, with all the history a lot of these Elitists share, I don’t think they’ll be willing to let one of their enemies gain an opportunity for themselves, especially since it’d just lower their own chances.
James Peters: That’s true. Either way, Candice and Danny working together tonight could definitely help their chances a lot. They’ve denied the idea of “Dandice” imploding in this match repeatedly, and I guess we’ll just have to see if they were telling the truth.
(As the three Elitists wait inside of the ring, ‘Blitzkrieg Bop’ by The Ramones hits. The crowd begins booing loudly, but Holly Arrow makes her way out to the stage with not just a confident look on her face, but an attire inspired by Marvel’s X-Men character, Rogue. Holly begins making her way to the ring, completely ignoring the boos from the crowd, and as she walks down the ramp, she takes a second to look around at the ladders and tables set up around the ring, before turning her attention to the Elitists already inside of the ring, focusing on the match ahead of her.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From Christchuch, New Zealand…. Weighing in at 149 pounds…. HOLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY AAAAARRRRRROOOWWWWWW!!!!!
James Peters: Holly Arrow is out here now, and while she’s been using these special attires time and time again, hopefully that doesn’t fool anyone. Holly always tends to be very focused and dedicated throughout her matches, and I don’t think she plans on leaving this match without one of those briefcases!
Rich Russillo: Nobody plans something like that, but this is such an unpredictable match! You can’t guarantee anything, regardless of how talented the competitor is. It all comes down to being in the right place at the right time.
James Peters: This won’t be Holly’s first time in a huge multi-person match though, not even this season. Who knows? Maybe she’ll have the experience to take this one.
(‘Ready To Die’ by The Notorious B.I.G. hits to a mixed reaction, and with a focused look on his face, Lucas Johnson begins walking out to the stage. Lucas and Holly immediately look at one another, being reminded of what happened between the two recently, just weeks ago, where Lucas Johnson would attack Holly Arrow following her match with McCall Everett thanks to a confrontation earlier that night. Lucas is quick to take his eyes off of Holly, not paying as much attention to her and instead preparing himself for the upcoming match.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Long Island, New York… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. LLUUUUUUUCCCAAAAAAAAS JOOHHNNNSSOOOONNN!!!!!
James Peters: Lucas Johnson and Holly Arrow have a bit of history too, and I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if we saw that affect this match! These two definitely have unfinished business, but we all know how motivated Lucas is. This could be his night.
Persephone: Honestly I don’t really have a preference on who wins or loses. As long as this match goes down in the most brutal fashion possible and I don’t have to see eight people pretend they know how to wrestle, I’m happy!
Rich Russillo: Well Lucas Johnson is no stranger to violence. I still can’t say I know how this match will end, but we know how Lucas feels by now, and I don’t think he’s intimidated by these ladders and tables.
(‘Nothing Helps’ by ONE OK ROCK begins to play, and the crowd bursts into cheers once again as Mary S. Atlas begins to walk out to the stage. She immediately looks into the ring, noticing some of her enemies, such as Lucas Johnson and Holly Arrow. Mary has a focused look on her face, and she makes her way down to the ring mentally preparing herself for the upcoming match, all while the crowd continues to cheer loudly and show their support for Mary.)
Bella Braxton: Making her way to the ring… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 125 pounds…. MMAAAARRRYYYYYYY S. ATTTLLLAAAAAAS!!!!!!
James Peters: Speaking of someone with history, Mary S. Atlas isn’t exactly the best of friends with Lucas Johnson or Holly Arrow! Mary’s been a fan favorite for a while now though, and I’m sure the people here would love to see Mary leave this match with one of those briefcases!
Rich Russillo: It won’t be easy, but I’ll say this. Mary S. Atlas is definitely someone that everyone in this match should watch out for, especially Holly and Lucas.
Persephone: Why? Didn’t both of them beat her already?
(‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ by Mick Gordon begins playing as the crowd once again goes back to booing, and Ryan Wilson begins walking out to the stage. He’s not bothered by the amount of competitors inside of the ring or by the dangerous items out at ringside. Ryan looks prepared for this match, and it doesn’t take long for him to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring, not bothered by the crowd’s reaction, or by the Elitists looking down at him inside of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… Residing in Newark, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 pounds…. RRRYYYYYAAANNNNN WWWIIIIIILLLLLSSOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!
James Peters: Here comes Ryan Wilson, former New Breed Champion! Ryan’s looking for a major opportunity, and we’ve heard so much from him this week that I don’t think there’s any room left to question whether or not he’s ready for this match. We know he is!
Rich Russillo: That’s right, or at least he thinks he is. Ultimately, we’ll just have to find out how this match plays out. Ryan’s no stranger to hardcore matches or anything like that, but this is far different than the normal hardcore match.
Persephone: I know, right? People can blow up in this one!
(Finally, ‘Red Criminal’ The Oral Cigarettes hits, and while the majority of the crowd begins to boo, some of the boos are overshadowed by the cheering of the simps in the crowd. Hikari Kanno makes her way out to the stage, looking over at the ring, now full of competitors with ladders and tables surrounding them out at ringside. Hikari begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring, and it’s clear that she isn’t intimidated by this match. Hikari continues making her way down to the ring, all while the simps in the crowd continue to show their support.)
Bella Braxton: And making her way to the ring… From Okinawa, Japan… Weighing in at 121 pounds… HIIIIIIIKKAAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIII KAAANNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
James Peters: We all know how talented Hikari Kanno is, and while some people have questioned Hikari’s injury, whether it was legitimate, whether it’d hold her back and more, I think that the only thing that matters is the fact that Hikari’s still just as skilled as she was before the injury, and she’s absolutely one of the biggest threats in this match.
Rich Russillo: I’d have to agree, because we’ve seen everything Hikari could do. She’s extremely talented. Does that mean she’ll win a briefcase tonight? I don’t know, but if she does, I’m sure she’ll make the most of whatever her opportunity is.
Persephone: Whatever! This is like one of the only matches where I could expect a bloodbath, let’s get on with it already!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO!!! TLC CHAOS IS ON, AND NOW ALL EIGHT COMPETITORS RUSH OUT OF THE RING!!! LUCAS JOHNSON IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR A LADDER, BUT HE’S STOPPED BY HOLLY ARROW WHO GOES ON THE OFFENSIVE! MARY S. ATLAS AND HIKARI KANNO ARE GOING AT IT OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE CANDICE BLAIR AND DANNY TANNER ARE LOOKING TO FIGHT OFF RYAN WILSON AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON! WE’RE ALREADY OFF TO A HUGE START HERE, AND REMEMBER EVERYONE, THERE’S NOT JUST ONE WINNER HERE! **THREE** PEOPLE CAN FIND THEMSELVES WITH OPPORTUNITIES AFTER THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Lucas Johnson swings at Holly Arrow, but Holly ducks under it before kicking Lucas in the midsection! Holly now, LOOKING TO SEND LUCAS INTO THE RING APRON- BUT LUCAS JUMPS ONTO IT, BEFORE TURNING AND DIVING AT HOLLY WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE! Holly Arrow begins getting back to her feet, AND NOW LUCAS LOOKS TO STRIKE, BUT HOLLY IS QUICK ENOUGH TO LAND A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! This match only just started seconds ago and already it’s a huge brawl between the eight Elitists in this match! All eight of them want to get a ladder before it’s too late!
James Peters: Hikari and Mary have history with each other already, and Mary just tried to slam Hikari’s face into the ring apron, but Hikari was able to stop Mary by delivering an elbow! Hikari now grabbing Mary, AND HIKARI SLAMS MARY’S FACE INTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER THEY WERE FIGHTING TO GRAB! Remember everyone, all the tables, ladders and chairs in this match are laced with various dangerous items, and unfortunately Mary just went face first into the barbed wire ladder! That was brutal from Hikari, who now grabs the barbed wire ladder before sliding it into the ring!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner and Candice Blair are attacking Ryan Wilson as Jay Jerry Johnson seemed to get out of harm’s way, and- WAIT A SECOND! JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF DANNY TANNER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S ALSO A BARBED WIRE LACED STEEL CHAIR, AND DANNY JUST RECEIVED A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! Candice Blair now turning around to Triple J, AND TRIPLE J HITS CANDICE IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE CHAIR- AND THIS ALLOWS RYAN WILSON TO GRAB CANDICE AND-
*CRASH!*
Persephone: :oh: RYAN JUST THREW CANDICE HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX! I really had no interest in what was going on whatsoever, but the back of Candice’s head hit the corner of those steps pretty hard! Now I’m really into this, and it looks like Ryan Wilson and Jay Jerry whatever his name is are going at it now as Triple J tries hitting Ryan with that chair- and Ryan managed to grab onto it before kicking Jay in his midsection! Ryan now grabbing Jay in a front facelock, YES HE’S GONNA SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE NAIL-EMBEDDED TABLE-
James Peters: NO! IT WAS CLOSE, BUT TRIPLE J MANAGED TO DELIVER A KNEE TO RYAN’S HEAD, STOPPING HIM FROM BEING PUT THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE SUPLEX! Triple J now, DELIVERING A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION HIMSELF BEFORE SENDING RYAN INTO THE STEEL STEPS- OR AT LEAST HE TRIED TO! Ryan Wilson managed to jump over Candice Blair and onto the steel steps, AND NOW HE TURNS AROUND BEFORE DIVING- NOWHERE! JAY JERRY JOHNSON GETS OUT OF THE WAY- AND HE QUICKLY PICKS UP THAT STEEL CHAIR BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO RYAN WILSON’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas managed to stop Hikari Kanno from sliding into the ring, and now Hikari Kanno looks for a forearm, BUT MARY STOPS HIKARI BEFORE SENDING HER INTO THE RINGPOST! Mary grabbed Hikari and slammed her back first into the post, and now Mary slides into the ring- BUT SHE’S NOT ALONE! Jay Jerry Johnson had the same idea as he slides into the ring at the same time, and both Elitists look down at the ladder that Hikari put in the ring earlier! I think both Mary and Triple J are having similar thoughts right now, AND NOW THEY BOTH CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER!
James Peters: Both Mary and Jay Jerry Johnson are fighting inside of the ring, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE LUCAS JOHNSON IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION AS HE CLIMBS ONTO THE RING APRON- BUT HOLLY ARROW GRABS LUCAS’ LEG BEFORE PULLING HIM OFF THE APRON, CAUSING LUCAS’ FACE TO FALL RIGHT ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! Holly Arrow now grabbing Lucas, AND SHE HOLDS HIM IN A FRONT FACELOCK WHILE JUMPING ONTO THE RING APRON, BEFORE JUMPING OFF AND DELIVERING A TORNADO DDT OUT AT RINGSIDE! What a move by Holly Arrow!
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas and Jay Jerry Johnson are going at it now, AND MARY SENDS TRIPLE J INTO THE CORNER BEFORE RUNNING IN FOR THE 9 MILES- BUT TRIPLE J MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! Mary now turning around- JUST TO GET HIT WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW SMASH BY TRIPLE J! The crowd doesn’t like what they’re seeing right now as Triple J seems to be in control, but I don’t think Jay cares at all! Triple J now lifting that barbed wire ladder up with a grin on his face, and I think he’s about to try and pick up a quick victory for himself-
Persephone: :mjlol2: OF COURSE HE ISN’T! HOLLY JUST HIT A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK AND SENT THE BARBED WIRE LADDER INTO HIS FACE!! It a little while but this match is starting to heat up! It really helps that all the weapons in this match are covered in barbed wire or nails or… :oh: Where’s the explosives at? We really need those right now.
James Peters: For their sake we hopefully won’t see them just yet, but right now Holly Arrow has that ladder in her hands, and she has two Elitists in her sight!
Rich Russillo: Both Mary S. Atlas and Jay Jerry Johnson pulled themselves into opposite corners to try and recover, AND NOW HOLLY ARROW CHARGES IN BEFORE SLAMMING THE BARBED WIRE LADDER INTO HER FORMER PARTNER MARY S. ATLAS’ MIDSECTION! Mary drops down into a seated position, AND NOW HOLLY RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE DOING THE SAME TO TRIPLE J, DROPPING HIM INTO A SEATED POSITION TOO! Holly Arrow now positioning the ladder onto the adjacent pairs of bottom ropes right in front of Triple J, AND NOW HOLLY RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF MARY’S HEAD!
Persephone: It looks like Holly’s setting up for something right now as Triple J is stuck in the opposite corner, AND NOW HOLLY RUNS IN BEFORE HITTING ANOTHER DROPKICK, SENDING THE BARBED WIRE LADDER INTO JAY JERRY WHATEVER’S THROAT! This is what I like to see! If I have to sit through a bunch of boring Rexless non-stipulation matches during this show, this match better deliver and give me what I want. Holly’s pulling the ladder out of the corner now-
James Peters: AND NOW HIKARI KANNO GRABS HOLLY ARROW FROM BEHIND ON THE APRON, PULLING HER AWAY WITH A SLEEPER HOLD!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner and Candice Blair are helping each other up after what they went through earlier, and now they’re both sliding into the ring, looking to capitalize as Hikari Kanno is trying to pull Holly Arrow out of the ring! Danny and Candice now charging in, AND WITH HIKARI’S ASSISTANCE THEY TAKE HOLLY OUT OF THE RING WITH A HUGE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE! Hikari Kanno is still on the apron though, AND NOW-
(Danny immediately stops in his tracks, realizing that he’s standing between Candice Blair, his partner and close friend, and Hikari Kanno, the woman who Danny’s always simped for. Hikari has a smile on her face as she looks at Danny, which just makes him even more nervous as he looks between the two.)
Persephone: 🤦♀️ This creep is at it again. He’s barely even standing looking at these two.
James Peters: :lupe: Throughout the week there’s been a lot going on with these three, as Danny is obviously friends with Candice Blair, but also loves Hikari Kanno! Hikari asked Danny to help her win this match, and Danny said he couldn’t promise he’d help her if it meant betraying Candice, so I don’t think he knows what to do right now!
(Both Hikari and Candice look at Danny Tanner, almost as if they’re expecting to finally get a definitive answer from him, which causes Danny to stumble and step back a slight bit. What Hikari doesn’t notice, is Candice turning her attention towards her.)
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR FINALLY GOES AFTER HIKARI KANNO! DANNY TANNER WAS OBVIOUSLY FEELING CONFLICTED, BUT THIS ACCIDENTAL DISTRACTION GAVE CANDICE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ATTACK HIKARI! Candice managed to land a forearm, and now she makes her way out onto the apron before continuing to attack! Danny is just watching this all go down, and I don’t think he knows how to feel-
James Peters: OH NO, THAT’S NOT WHAT DANNY TANNER NEEDED! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST ATTACKED DANNY TANNER FROM BEHIND, AND NOW HE’S JUST ON TOP OF DANNY, DELIVERING NASTY ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Danny Tanner was distracted, and knowing how he’s felt over this past week I could see why, but that gave Elitists like Lucas Johnson time to recover and get back into this, all at his expense! Danny Tanner’s in some trouble right now!
Persephone: He’s not the only one in trouble, though. Candice Blair and Hikari Kanno are fighting on the ring apron, but right next to them is a table laced with barbed wire! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR HITS HIKARI WITH A FOREARM, AND NOW- HIKARI KANNO DUCKS DOWN AND GRABS CANDICE BEFORE RUNNING TO THE EDGE OF THE APRON, RAMMING CANDICE BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! CANDICE BLAIR JUST BARELY MANAGES TO HANG ONTO THE APRON BY HOLDING THE TOP ROPE, BUT HIKARI LANDS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! This is definitely a danger zone right now, and if these two continue someone could absolutely be going through that table!
James Peters: Lucas Johnson now pulling Danny up, AND LUCAS THROWS DANNY INTO THE CORNER, RIGHT INTO MARY S. ATLAS WHO WAS IN A SEATED POSITION RECOVERING! Lucas Johnson now grabbing the ladder before kicking Triple J in the midsection, and now it’s Lucas beginning to set the ladder up! Lucas Johnson could be looking to grab one of the briefcases right now! Lucas Johnson is beginning to climb the ladder, and we might be looking at our first of three winners right now as Lucas continues to climb up the-
Rich Russillo: WAIT WAIT WAIT! RYAN WILSON SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE PULLING LUCAS BACK DOWN OFF THE LADDER, AND NOW RYAN WILSON LIFTS LUCAS BACK UP BEFORE LOOKING FOR LE BOMBE BLEU- WAIT NO! LUCAS JOHNSON MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF IT AND ONTO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A LARIAT- BUT RYAN WILSON DUCKS UNDER IT! RYAN NOW BOUNCING OFF OF THE ROPES, AND HE DELIVERS A RUNNING KNEE- NO! Lucas Johnson saw the running knee coming, AND NOW LUCAS LOOKS FOR THE KILLSWITCH ON RYAN WILSON! THE KILLSWITCH CONNECTS-
James Peters: NO IT DOESN’T! RYAN MANAGES TO FREE HIS ARMS FROM LUCAS JOHNSON’S GRASP, AND NOW HE SLIPS BEHIND LUCAS BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND SUCCESSFULLY CONNECTING WITH LE BOMBE BLEU! LE BOMBE BLEU CONNECTS ON LUCAS JOHNSON, AND NOW RYAN WILSON GRABS THE LADDER BEFORE-
(As Ryan is about to climb, he notices Hikari Kanno and Candice Blair fighting on the ring apron. Ryan suddenly gets an idea, closing the ladder and picking it up.)
*CRASH!*
Persephone: :blessed: RYAN WILSON JUST SENT THE BARBED WIRE LADDER RIGHT INTO CANDICE BLAIR’S FACE! RYAN JUST KNOCKED CANDICE OFF THE LADDER, SENDING HER CRASHING INTO THE BARBED WIRE LACED TABLE! :drakelike:
James Peters: RYAN WILSON IS TRYING TO DO THE SAME TO HIKARI KANNO TO ELIMINATE ALL COMPETITION BEFORE HE COULD CLIMB THE LADDER, BUT HIKARI KANNO WAS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THE LADDER SHOT BEFORE SENDING HER SHOULDER INTO RYAN’S MIDSECTION! HIKARI KANNO NOW WITH A FOREARM TO RYAN WILSON, AND NOW SHE-
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO WAS JUST PULLED OFF OF THE RING APRON BY HOLLY ARROW, AND NOW HOLLY SENDS HIKARI INTO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA! Holly Arrow was taken out with that double clothesline earlier, but now she’s looking to retaliate as she charges in at Hikari, AND SENDS HER OVER THE BARRICADE, RIGHT INTO THE TIMEKEEPING STAFF!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson is setting that ladder back up now, AND HE STARTS CLIMBING, BUT HE’S QUICKLY STOPPED BY DANNY TANNER, WHO GRABS RYAN BY THE LEG! Ryan Wilson is trying to kick Danny off of him, AND NOW JAY JERRY JOHNSON BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF RYAN WILSON AND DANNY TANNER’S DISTRACTION, BUT NOW LUCAS JOHNSON IS LOOKING TO STOP TRIPLE J FROM REACHING THE FIRST BRIEFCASE! LUCAS WAS GIVEN ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER, AND NOW HE’S SLOWLY CLIMBING UP, TRYING TO PULL TRIPLE J DOWN!
Persephone: Woww, Holly Arrow actually isn’t stupid! I’m shocked! Holly’s actually picking up another ladder and sliding it into the ring instead of going after the one single ladder that’s already there, and because of that she might actually end up winning this match! Holly managed to grab a ladder covered in broken glass shards, and I guess she was smart in doing so as she’s wearing gloves as part of her attire. Holly’s sliding that ladder into the ring, and now she’s setting it up while everyone is distracted. This match might be ending sooner than I expected it to. :francis:
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, LOOKING TO BE THE FIRST OF THE THREE WINNERS IN THIS MATCH! HOLLY ARROW IS MAKING IT TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER WITH NOBODY THERE TO STOP HER, AND THIS MIGHT BE IT! REMEMBER THE MATCH WON’T END IF HOLLY MANAGES TO TAKE ONE OF THE BRIEFCASES, BUT IT’LL DEFINITELY COME ONE STEP CLOSER TO IT, AND THE CHANCES OF THE OTHER SEVEN COMPETITORS WINNING WILL JUST GO DOWN EVEN FURTHER! HOLLY ARROW IS NEARING THE TOP, AND I THINK THAT’S IT! HOLLY’S ABOUT TO GET THE BRIEFCASE!
James Peters: NO! MARY S. ATLAS JUST RUSHED UP THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER DESPITE ALL THE BROKEN GLASS SHARDS, AND NOW SHE’S PUNCHING AWAY AT HOLLY ARROW!!! MARY KNOWS THAT THERE’S AN OPPORTUNITY HANGING RIGHT ABOVE HER HEAD, AND EVEN BEYOND THAT, I DON’T THINK MARY WANTS TO SEE HER EX-PARTNER HOLLY ARROW GET ANYTHING OUT OF THIS MATCH AFTER ALL HOLLY PUT HER THROUGH! MARY S. ATLAS IS TRYING TO KNOCK HOLLY OFF OF THE LADDER, BUT NOW HOLLY IS BEGINNING TO FIGHT BACK! HOLLY AND MARY ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH ON TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile on the other ladder both Ryan Wilson and Jay Jerry Johnson are at the top, but they’re being stopped by Lucas Johnson and Danny Tanner- WAIT!! NO! JAY JERRY JOHNSON MANAGED TO KICK LUCAS JOHNSON OFF THE LADDER, AND NOW TRIPLE J IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE BRIEFCASE WHILE RYAN WILSON HAS HIS ATTENTION ON DANNY TANNER! JAY JERRY JOHNSON MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO STEAL ONE OF THE BRIEFCASES RIGHT NOW! HE’S ABOUT TO HAVE A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE IF HE CAN GET THAT BRIEFCASE!
Persephone: :mjlol: He was close, but Ryan Wilson managed to turn his attention to Jay at just the right time, and slam Jay Jerry Jameson’s face onto the top of the barbed wire ladder!
James Peters: It’s Johnson.
Persephone: I just said that.
James Peters: 🙄 Anyways, it was not hard for Ryan to mess up Triple J’s face just now! That barbed wire cut Jay up pretty badly, and now Ryan is trying to reach out to the briefcase, BUT DANNY TANNER LANDS A PUNCH TO RYAN’S BACK, AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON MANAGES TO DELIVER A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION OF RYAN!
(As the Elitists on the two ladders continue fighting, Lucas Johnson takes a step back, looking at the two ladders and heading over to the one with Holly Arrow and Mary S. Atlas fighting on it.)
Rich Russillo: OHH NO, I SEE WHAT LUCAS JOHNSON IS DOING, AND THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR ANYONE RIGHT NOW! LUCAS JOHNSON SAW THAT THE BROKEN GLASS COVERED LADDER WOULD BE LIGHTER AS ONLY HOLLY AND MARY WERE ON TOP OF IT, AND NOW HE’S PUSHING IT TO THE SIDE! LUCAS IS CAUSING THE LADDER TO TIP OVER TO THE SIDE, AND IN THE PROCESS IT’S FALLING INTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER WITH THE OTHER THREE ELITISTS ON IT!!!
James Peters: IT FELL OVER!!!! THE LADDER WITH HOLLY AND MARY FALLS INTO THE OTHER LADDER, AND NOW BOTH LADDERS GO DOWN ALONG WITH ALL OF THE ELITISTS INSIDE OF THE RING!!! CHAOS JUST UNFOLDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AS FIVE ELITISTS WERE JUST KNOCKED OFF OF THOSE LADDERS ALL THANKS TO LUCAS JOHNSON!!! LUCAS JOHNSON DROPS TO THE MAT AFTER ALL THE POWER HE HAD TO USE TO PUSH DOWN THE TWO LADDERS, AND I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES RIGHT NOW! WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST SEE!?
Persephone: WOOOHOOOOO 👏👏👏👏 YEAAHHH THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! GREAT JOB LUCAS, IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU DID SOMETHING WORTHWHILE!
Rich Russillo: I can’t believe what we just saw! This has been such a brutal and unforgiving match, and seeing as not a single briefcase has been unhooked, it looks like these competitors somehow still have a lot left to do! This has been an incredible match so far, but right now the six Elitists inside of the ring are down and out!
(Slowly Hikari Kanno begins to make her way out from the timekeeper’s area, noticing all of the competitors down and out, besides Candice Blair, who’s barely stirring and having to slowly pull herself out from the barbed wire that the table was laced with.)
James Peters: Hikari Kanno is slowly making her way back towards the ring, and it looks like Hikari is slowly coming up with an idea. She’s beginning to look under the ring, and now she’s beginning to just empty it all out! She just pulled various chairs out from under the ring, another barbed wire laced one, a disturbing one with spikes poking out of it, a wooden chair embedded with nails, a glass chair, and now I think Hikari got what she was looking for!
Rich Russillo: Hikari just pulled a huge ladder out from under the ring which also looks to be laced with something! It looks like one of those explosive flaming ladders that was used a few years ago, the ones that’d set a timer before bursting into flames as soon as you started climbing it! This doesn’t look exactly like it though, and whatever it may be, Hikari seems to be using it to set up a ladder bridge, putting one end of the ladder onto the barricade and the other end onto the ring apron!
Persephone: Hikari’s bringing the spiky chair with her into the ring now, and this should be good! :blessed:
James Peters: Hikari Kanno enters the ring, AND NOW SHE SLAMS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO LUCAS JOHNSON’S BACK, CAUSING ALL THE SPIKES PROTRUDING FROM THE CHAIR TO STAB HIM! LUCAS WAS JUST LITERALLY STABBED IN THE BACK, BUT HIKARI DOESN’T STOP THERE! HIKARI CONTINUES TO REPEATEDLY SLAM THAT CHAIR INTO LUCAS’ BACK, BEFORE FINALLY KICKING HIM OUT OF THE RING! Hikari Kanno now grabbing Jay Jerry Johnson, AND SHE THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING AS WELL!
Rich Russillo: Hikari Kanno is beginning to clean house right now, and this is bad news for all of the competitors still in the ring! Hikari Kanno now grabbing Mary S. Atlas, and she’s thrown out of the ring too! Hikari Kanno now pulling back up the glass covered ladder, and I think it’s safe to say that Hikari Kanno is about to take one of the briefcases right now! With the few Elitists still inside of the ring still out and unconscious, I don’t see how Hikari could be-
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR JUST PULLED HIKARI KANNO OUT OF THE RING!!! CANDICE JUST SLID UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND PULLED HIKARI OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW CANDICE SLAMS HIKARI’S FACE ONTO THE RING APRON! Candice Blair is covered in cuts and scars thanks to the barbed wire that table was laced with as well as being hit in the face with that barbed wire ladder, but now Candice is back in this and she’s going right after Hikari Kanno! Candice Blair grabs Hikari, AND SHE’S TAKING HER OVER TO WHERE THAT NAIL-EMBEDDED TABLE IS!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO MANAGES TO LAND A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, STOPPING CANDICE FROM DOING WHATEVER SHE WAS PLANNING TO DO! CANDICE RETALIATES WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT HIKARI KANNO RESPONDS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW! BOTH WOMEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH NOW, AND- Oh no, look inside of the ring!
(Slowly, inside of the ring Ryan Wilson begins to get back to his feet. He notices both Holly Arrow and Danny Tanner down inside of the ring, as well as the broken glass covered ladder already set up. Instead of climbing that ladder though, Ryan sets up the barbed wire ladder.)
James Peters: Ryan Wilson seems to have a plan, BUT HOLLY ARROW’S BACK UP, AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE FOR RYAN TO ACTUALLY CAPITALIZE ON THAT PLAN! HOLLY ARROW QUICKLY GOES AFTER RYAN WILSON, KICKING HIM IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE BEGINNING TO GO AT HIM WITH PUNCHES AND ELBOWS! RYAN WILSON IS ABLE TO FIGHT BACK THOUGH, THROWING PUNCHES HIMSELF AT A WOMAN HE ACTUALLY HAS HISTORY WITH! Holly’s stolen a victory from him before, and I don’t think Ryan wants to miss out on getting one of these opportunities because of her!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON MANAGES TO PUSH HOLLY ARROW AWAY FROM HIM! Ryan Wilson stumbling against the ropes, AND NOW HOLLY ARROW CHARGES AT RYAN-
James Peters: BUT RYAN WILSON LIFTS HOLLY UP OVER HIS HEAD, CAUSING HOLLY TO FLY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DIVE RIGHT INTO HIKARI KANNO!!! HOLLY FLIPPING INTO HIKARI AS IF IT WERE A TOPE CON HILO, AND THAT WAS A FANTASTIC COUNTER BY RYAN WILSON!!!
Rich Russillo: And don’t forget about Candice Blair! She and Hikari were fighting this entire time, yet Candice was able to spot Holly flying over the top rope and push Hikari right into harm’s way! You have to give Candice some credit for her quick thinking skills there!
Persephone: No I don’t. It was pretty funny to watch, but it doesn’t change the fact that everyone here sucks :mjlol:. It really is a good thing this match has a pretty fun stipulation, because there was no way in hell I’d be interested in anyone here actually wrestling a normal match.
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I don’t know Persephone, I think that everyone in this match-
Persephone: Shut up, don’t care. I just wanna see them kill each other. :drakelike:
(Slowly, both Lucas Johnson and Mary S. Atlas begin to make it back to their feet. The two Elitists both end up looking at one another, where they’re immediately reminded of the long-lasting history they’ve had with each other over the course of the past few months.)
James Peters: AND MARY S. ATLAS GOES AFTER LUCAS JOHNSON! MARY S. ATLAS IS ATTACKING LUCAS JOHNSON AS SHE SENDS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE, AND THE ENTIRE ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET SEEING MARY START PUNCHING AWAY AT LUCAS JOHNSON AT THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: LUCAS JOHNSON RETALIATES AS HE LANDS AN UPPERCUT, AND NOW HE DELIVERS A FOREARM! Lucas Johnson now with a knee to the midsection, and I think Lucas is getting some ideas as he sees that nail-embedded table! Candice has taken a quick second to recover as both Holly and Hikari are out, and with all the bleeding stab wounds in Lucas’ back, I think he’s about to try and make sure someone else feels the same pain!
Persephone: 👏👏 See Rich? You think I care about Lucas Johnson or Mary S. Atlas because of their TALENT? :mjlol2: I wanna see them put each other through the nails!
(Slowly, Ryan Wilson begins to make his way back to the barbed wire ladder.)
James Peters: This match has taken its toll, and you can just see it by the way Ryan Wilson’s moving, and the fact that Candice Blair needed some time to recover! Ryan Wilson is slowly starting to make his way up the ladder- AND I THINK THIS IS THE WORST PART ABOUT THE TOLL THIS MATCH HAS TAKEN! AFTER EVERYTHING RYAN’S GONE THROUGH, LOOK WHO’S BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE TO RECOVER!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner is slowly climbing up the ladder! Danny Tanner is trying to stop Ryan Wilson from grabbing the briefcase! If Ryan successfully grabs the briefcase, then the chances of both Danny and Candice getting briefcases are going to drop with all of the competitors in this match! Danny Tanner is trying to take Ryan Wilson down, AND NOW LOOK! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS BACK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JAY IS TRYING TO MAKE SURE DANNY TANNER CAN’T GET THE OPPORTUNITY! AFTER ALL OF THE WEEKS JAY JERRY JOHNSON SPENT GOING AGAINST DANNY AND CANDICE, TRIPLE J IS TRYING TO STOP DANNY!
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR ENTERS THE RING, AND SHE QUICKLY TAKES JAY JERRY JOHNSON DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! CANDICE BLAIR IS GOING AFTER TRIPLE J AFTER EVERYTHING THAT TRIPLE J PUT HER AND DANNY THROUGH, AND NOW THIS GIVES DANNY THE OPPORTUNITY TO STOP RYAN! DANNY TANNER IS TRYING TO STOP RYAN WILSON FROM REACHING THE BRIEFCASE, AND I THINK HE MIGHT BE SUCCEEDING! DANNY TANNER JUST LANDED A FOREARM SHOT, AND I THINK RYAN IS LOSING HIS GRASP ON THE LADDER!
Persephone: COME ON, COME ON SOMEONE FALL AND DIE OR SOMETHING! RYAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO FALL, HURRY UP AND PUSH HIM OFF ALREADY-
James Peters: :krabs:
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON JUST JUMPED TO THE OTHER LADDER! RYAN JUST JUMPED TO THE OTHER LADDER, AND NOW HE QUICKLY GRABS ONTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER BEFORE PUSHING IT TO THE SIDE, CAUSING DANNY TO FALL OFF OF THE LADDER DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON JUST PUSHED DANNY TANNER OFF OF THE BARBED WIRE LADDER, AND NOW RYAN IS QUICKLY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE VERY TOP OF THE GLASS COVERED LADDER!
(Candice immediately lets go of Jay Jerry Johnson, but by the time she could even make a move, it’s too late.)
James Peters: RYAN WILSON UNHOOKS THE FIRST BRIEFCASE!!!
Bella Braxton: The winner of the FIRST unique opportunity briefcase….. RRRRYYAANNNNNNN WWIIIIIIIILLLLSSSOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
(The crowd immediately begins booing loudly as Ryan Wilson sits on the top of the ladder, holding the first of the three briefcases. Ryan has a grin on his face knowing that he got what he wanted, and after all of it he slowly makes his way back down the ladder. Slowly, all of the remaining competitors look at Ryan, and they immediately become even more motivated, knowing that there’s only two chances left for the seven Elitists to leave this match with the special opportunity.)
James Peters: Wow! I’m in shock! Ryan Wilson played that one extremely smart! Everyone was distracted besides Danny Tanner, and somehow Ryan managed to jump onto the opposite ladder, and he pushed the barbed wire ladder over so that Danny wouldn’t also unhook a briefcase! Ryan Wilson’s an extremely smart competitor, and in the end he managed to win himself a unique opportunity, with Shock Value implications! Not only that, but it looks like he just evened the playing field by taking Danny out!
(Ryan Wilson rolls out of the ring before beginning to make his way to the back. He has a huge grin on his face as he looks at all of the competitors, meanwhile Candice doesn’t look happy at all after Ryan took Danny out, but she doesn’t get much time to react to Ryan’s actions.)
Rich Russillo: WAIT! JAY JERRY JOHNSON TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO ATTACK CANDICE BLAIR FROM BEHIND! Candice Blair was pissed after Ryan took Danny out like that so he could take the briefcase, and now Jay Jerry Johnson just took the opportunity to attack! Ryan Wilson is gone, and now Jay Jerry Johnson is taking the opportunity to attack!
Persephone: Jay Jerry Johnson just went out of the ring and grabbed that wooden chair, and I don’t really know how useful that’s supposed to be but 🤷♀️.
Rich Russillo: Jay Jerry Johnson back in the ring now, AND HE SLAMS THE WOODEN CHAIR ONTO CANDICE’S BACK! JAY JERRY JOHNSON REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THAT CHAIR ONTO CANDICE BLAIR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TRIPLE J IS LOOKING TO TAKE CANDICE OUT AFTER ALL THAT’S HAPPENED OVER THESE PAST FEW WEEKS!
James Peters: Hikari Kanno and Holly Arrow are both up outside of the ring, AND NOW HIKARI KANNO DELIVERS A FOREARM SHOT TO HOLLY ARROW! Hikari now kicking Holly in the midsection, AND HIKARI LIFTS HIKARI UP FOR THE KANNO SUPER BUSTER- NO! HOLLY ARROW SLIPS OUT OF HIKARI’S GRASP, AND NOW HOLLY RAMS HIKARI BACK FIRST INTO THE RING APRON! Both Elitists stumble away from the apron, AND NOW THERE’S “TOUCH GRASS”!!! THE LARIAT CONNECTS BY HOLLY ARROW!!
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas is fighting back against Lucas Johnson now after Lucas wanted to put her through that nail-embedded table, AND NOW MARY SENDS LUCAS INTO- NO! LUCAS JOHNSON TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS MARY TO THE BARRICADE, BUT MARY S. ATLAS IS ABLE TO JUMP ONTO THE BARRICADE, AND SHE QUICKLY JUMPS OFF BEFORE DELIVERING A DIVING VERSION OF THE CUTTER CULTURE!!!! THE CUTTER CULTURE CONNECTS OUT AT RINGSIDE, BUT LOOK INSIDE OF THE RING!
James Peters: Jay Jerry Johnson managed to break the wooden chair slamming it onto Candice’s back, leaving him with only the broken handles, AND NOW TRIPLE J TRIES STABBING CANDICE WITH IT, BUT CANDICE IS QUICK ENOUGH TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! Candice quickly grabs onto the ropes to pull herself up, AND SHE KICKS TRIPLE J’S HAND, KNOCKING ONE OF THE SHARP WOODEN HANDLES OUT OF HIS HAND! TRIPLE J GOES TO ATTACK WITH THE OTHER ONE, BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO GRAB HIS ARM, STOPPING HIM FROM STABBING HER WITH IT-
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW JUST SENT CANDICE BLAIR AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH CLOTHESLINES, SENDING THEM INTO THE PILE OF CHAIRS! A bit of payback on Candice after what her and Danny did earlier, and now at the same time she just cleared the ring! Holly Arrow’s repositioning that glass covered ladder now, and it looks like she’s about to try and get herself the second briefcase!
Persephone: I guess this match really is coming to an end soon, because Holly’s actually about to get the second briefcase. She’s basically at the top of the ladder now, and-
(Before Holly Arrow could grab the second briefcase, the crowd begins cheering extremely loudly.)
James Peters: WAIT, IT’S MARY S. ATLAS! MARY IS ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE LADDER UNDER HOLLY, AND MARY’S PULLING HOLLY INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! HOLLY ARROW WAS JUST ABOUT TO GRAB THE SECOND BRIEFCASE, BUT MARY S. ATLAS JUST STOPPED HER! MARY SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND HERE, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT CAN’T BE GOOD-
*CRASH!*
***BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!***
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!!! MARY S. ATLAS JUST POWERBOMBED HOLLY ARROW OFF OF THE LADDER OUT OF THE RING, AND HOLLY LANDED RIGHT INTO THE LADDER BRIDGE THAT HIKARI KANNO HAD SET UP! WE SAID EARLIER THAT IT DIDN’T SEEM LIKE THE USUAL FLAMING LADDER, AND THAT’S BECAUSE THIS ONE DIDN’T HAVE A TIMER! IT JUST EXPLODED ON CONTACT!
Persephone: Wow. Can we get a replay??
James Peters: I don’t think that’s for the best! Holly was knocked out cold by that fall just before the explosion, and I think she might’ve been seriously hurt!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, Holly Arrow isn’t moving! Holly took an extremely nasty fall onto that ladder where she might’ve fallen onto her neck and the back of her head, but now the ladder’s on fire and it doesn’t look like she’s able to move!
(The crowd cheers for Mary S. Atlas as the flames get worse and worse, literally starting to burn Holly, who hasn’t been able to move after being knocked unconscious by the fall. A few officials quickly run down to ringside, where they help Holly off of the flaming ladder. They quickly check to see if Holly Arrow is capable of continuing in this match, but she isn’t responding.)
James Peters: I can’t say Holly didn’t have this coming after all she put Mary S. Atlas through. It was only a matter of time until Mary got herself some payback, but Holly Arrow took such a bad fall onto that ladder, and that’s not even mentioning the ladder exploding, bursting into flames!
Rich Russillo: It looks like Holly Arrow’s being taken out of this one! The officials are throwing up the X sign, Holly Arrow’s too severely injured to continue!
(The crowd continues cheering as the officials have no other choice but to help Holly Arrow up the ramp, knowing that there’s no way she’d be able to continue and her injury is likely much worse after falling from the top of the ladder inside of the ring, through the exploding ladder at ringside.)
Persephone: That might’ve been the best thing I’ve seen tonight. Why don’t all of the other matches have stipulations like this?
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas is alone inside of the ring right now, and with Holly Arrow taken out, I think Mary realizes that this is the best opportunity for her to get herself one of the opportunities! Mary S. Atlas now beginning to climb up the ladder herself, and after giving Holly her comeuppance, this might be a fantastic way for her to end her night-
Rich Russillo: NO! HIKARI KANNO GRABS MARY S. ATLAS BY THE LEG, QUICKLY PULLING HER BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT! MARY S. ATLAS WAS ABOUT TO GET HERSELF ONE OF THE BRIEFCASES, BUT HIKARI KANNO STOPS HER IN HER TRACKS! Mary S. Atlas managed to land on her feet though, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR A LARIAT ON HIKARI KANNO!
James Peters: HIKARI IS ABLE TO DUCK AND AVOID THE STRIKE THOUGH, AND NOW HIKARI LOOKS FOR A- NO! Hikari was looking for an attack, but Mary S. Atlas was able to free herself from Hikari’s grasp with an elbow to the jaw! Hikari Kanno stumbles back, AND NOW MARY S. ATLAS LOOKS FOR A- WAIT, NO!
Rich Russillo: HIKARI KANNO DUCKED UNDER MARY’S ATTACK BEFORE GRABBING HER, AND NOW HIKARI LIFTS MARY UP BEFORE DELIVERING THE “BRIGHTSTAR” URANAGE, RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR THAT HAD ALL THOSE SPIKES PROTRUDING FROM IT! MARY S. ATLAS WAS JUST SLAMMED BACK FIRST ONTO ALL OF THOSE SPIKES, AND NOW HIKARI KANNO QUICKLY GRABS MARY BEFORE THROWING HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! HIKARI KANNO IS HEADING UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ANYONE’S THERE TO STOP HER!
(As Hikari Kanno continues to make her way up to the top, Lucas Johnson stirs, and begins to notice Hikari.)
James Peters: LUCAS JOHNSON IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF INTO THE RING! LUCAS JOHNSON IS TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS AS HE’S THE ONLY PERSON ABLE TO STOP HIKARI FROM GETTING THAT BRIEFCASE! LUCAS JOHNSON MANAGES TO ROLL BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW HE GRABS THE LADDER BEFORE-
Rich Russillo: HIKARI UNHOOKS THE SECOND BRIEFCASE!!! LUCAS JOHNSON WAS TOO LATE!!! LUCAS JOHNSON WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER, BUT HIKARI KANNO JUST UNHOOKED THE SECOND BRIEFCASE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: The winner of the SECOND unique opportunity briefcase…. HIIIIKKAAARRRIIIIIIIIIII KAAAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Lucas Johnson just sits back in disbelief, knowing that he was just barely too late. Candice Blair and Jay Jerry Johnson are out of the ring slowly recovering, only a few inches away from the burning, broken ladder that Holly went through. Mary S. Atlas is trying to pull the chair with the spikes on it out of her back, and as Danny Tanner stirs and sees Hikari Kanno at the top of the ladder with the briefcase, he doesn’t really know how to feel. While it’s Hikari Kanno succeeding, this means that there’s only one briefcase left.)
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas managed to get revenge on Holly Arrow, but in the end Hikari Kanno would take advantage of the moment, and get the briefcase for herself! There’s only one briefcase left, and there’s five competitors trying to get them!
(Hikari Kanno has a huge grin on her face as she makes her way back down the ladder, while a majority of the crowd boos, with the exception being IDOL-GUN’s simps in the crowd.)
Rich Russillo: Both Danny Tanner and Lucas Johnson are getting back up, both realizing that there’s only one chance left to get a briefcase! AND NOW BOTH OF THEM GO AFTER EACH OTHER! DANNY TANNER HAD A BAD FALL OFF OF THAT LADDER EARLIER, BUT HE AND LUCAS JOHNSON ARE GOING AFTER ONE ANOTHER NOW! LUCAS JOHNSON PROMISED THAT HE’D TURN HIS LUCK AROUND NO MATTER WHAT, MEANWHILE I’M SURE DANNY TANNER WANTS TO MAKE CANDICE PROUD!
James Peters: Speaking of, both Candice Blair and Jay Jerry Johnson have rolled back into the ring, BUT CANDICE BLAIR WAS PREPARED, AND SHE SMASHES THE GLASS CHAIR ACROSS JAY JERRY JOHNSON’S BACK BEFORE TRIPLE J COULD MAKE A MOVE! CANDICE BLAIR NOW GOING AFTER LUCAS JOHNSON, HELPING HER PARTNER AND HER FRIEND DANNY TANNER!
Persephone: Lucas Johnson isn’t fairing too well having to deal with both Candice Blair and Danny Tanner, but then again Lucas usually doesn’t even do well against one opponent :mjlol:.
Rich Russillo: Lucas Johnson is trying to fend off both Elitists as he lands an elbow on Danny Tanner, but the numbers game is too much! Candice and Danny now grabbing Lucas, AND THEY-
James Peters: SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY BY MARY S. ATLAS!!! MARY S. ATLAS JUST TOOK OUT CANDICE BLAIR, LUCAS JOHNSON AND DANNY TANNER AT THE SAME TIME! ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE DOWN, AS IT LOOKS LIKE MARY FINALLY MANAGED TO REMOVE THE CHAIR THAT WAS STABBED INTO HER BACK!! Mary S. Atlas had to sacrifice her own well-being, as she wants to win that final briefcase! Before, these five Elitists didn’t have much to worry about as they still had more briefcases to win, but now? This is it! This is the final briefcase hanging above the ring right now!
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas is slowly pulling herself up, and she knows that this is her best opportunity to put this match away! Much like everyone else this match has taken its toll on her, and you can tell just from those stab wounds on Mary’s back, but nonetheless, Mary picks up the barbed wire ladder and puts it under the final briefcase! Mary already had her opportunity to win this match stolen from her once by Hikari Kanno, and now it looks like she’s about to try again! Mary is starting to make her way up the ladder, and this might be the end right here!
Persephone: Mary’s at the top of the ladder, and she’s reaching up at the briefcase, I think Mary’s actually about to win a match, what a surprise :oh:!
James Peters: WAIT! JAY JERRY JOHNSON! JAY JERRY JOHNSON JUST SLAMMED THE BRIEFCASE INTO MARY’S FACE! JAY JERRY JOHNSON MANAGED TO PULL HIMSELF UP THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER, AND JUST AS MARY WAS ABOUT TO UNHOOK THE BRIEFCASE, TRIPLE J MANAGED TO PUSH THE BRIEFCASE INTO HER FACE! Mary’s just barely hanging onto the ladder thanks to the barbed wire, but I don’t know how much longer she’ll be able to stay up there!
Rich Russillo: MARY S. ATLAS MANAGED TO HIT TRIPLE J WITH A HEADBUTT! SHE USED WHATEVER AMOUNT OF ENERGY SHE HAD LEFT IN HER TO DELIVER A HEADBUTT, AND NOW IT’S TRIPLE J BARELY HANGING ONTO THE LADDER! MARY S. ATLAS IS REACHING UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE ONCE AGAIN, AND- OH MY GOD!!!!
James Peters: LUCAS JOHNSON JUST PULLED MARY OFF THE LADDER BY HER LEG, AND DELIVERED “THE BLUEPRINT”, CATCHING HER RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR WITH THAT JUMPING CUTTER!!!! MARY S. ATLAS ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW LUCAS JOHNSON RACES UP THE LADDER AS TRIPLE J STIRS, COMING TO HIS SENSES BEFORE TRYING TO GRAB THE BRIEFCASE!
Persephone: THE TWO LOSERS ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER! Clearly I was wrong about Mary actually managing to win something, but Lucas Johnson and the other one is just as much of a surprise. They’re both beating the hell out of each other at the top of the ladder while that last briefcase hangs over them, and if one of them is knocked off the ladder now, the match might just be over!
Rich Russillo: Neither Lucas Johnson nor Jay Jerry Johnson are willing to let that happen though! They’re both hitting each other with forearms, trying to take the other down! JAY JERRY JOHNSON TRIES REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE AFTER SLAMMING LUCAS’ FACE ONTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER, BUT LUCAS JOHNSON LANDS A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! NOW IT’S LUCAS JOHNSON SLAMMING TRIPLE J’S FACE ONTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AND-
(The crowd begins cheering extremely loud as both Lucas Johnson and Jay Jerry Johnson continue fighting, not noticing who’s behind them.)
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR AND DANNY TANNER!!!! THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND BOTH LUCAS JOHNSON AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON, AND NOW THEY BEGIN CLIMBING UP BEFORE GOING AFTER THE TWO ELITISTS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!
Rich Russillo: NEITHER TRIPLE J NOR LUCAS JOHNSON NOTICED CANDICE AND DANNY RECOVERING, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO BE COST THE MATCH BECAUSE OF THAT! CANDICE BLAIR IS GOING AFTER LUCAS JOHNSON, MEANWHILE DANNY TANNER GOES AFTER JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!
*CRASH!*
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR SENDS LUCAS JOHNSON THROUGH THE NAIL-EMBEDDED TABLE!!!!! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE, FALLING BACK FIRST INTO ALL OF THOSE SHARP NAILS!!!
***BOOOOOOOOOOOM!***
James Peters: AND DANNY TANNER JUST SENT JAY JERRY JOHNSON INTO THE FINAL TABLE, THE TABLE LACED WITH EXPLOSIVES!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND LUCAS JOHNSON JUST WENT THROUGH TWO OF THE MOST DANGEROUS TABLES IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW BOTH DANNY TANNER AND CANDICE BLAIR CLIMB UP THE LADDER!!!
(Slowly both Danny Tanner and Candice Blair make it up to the top of the ladder, both with smiles on their faces despite all the blood, bruises and other scars covering them thanks to this match. Together, both Elitists grab the final briefcase.)
Rich Russillo: THEY UNHOOKED THE BRIEFCASE!!!! BOTH DANNY TANNER AND CANDICE BLAIR UNHOOK THE FINAL BRIEFCASE!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly as both Danny and Candice hold the briefcase.)
Persephone: Wait.. So who won?
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
(Knowing that only one person can win the briefcase Danny takes a moment to think, and with the smile still on his face, he hands the briefcase to Candice Blair, letting go of it.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: And the winner of the FINAL unique opportunity briefcase…. CCAAAAANNDDIIIICCCCEEEEE BBLLLLLAAAAAIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WOW! DANNY TANNER JUST GAVE CANDICE THE BRIEFCASE! That’s not something I expected to see knowing what type of match this is, and how hard everyone in this match had to work to get their hands on the briefcase themselves! Only one person was gonna be able to leave this match with the final briefcase, and Danny Tanner just allowed Candice Blair to be that person!
Rich Russillo: They promised that there wouldn’t be some breakup between them like most tag teams have, and in the end they weren’t lying! Danny Tanner was there when he saw Hikari unhook that second briefcase! He knew this entire time that only one of them would be able to take it, and in the end he still gave it to Candice!
Persephone: Yeah that was pretty stupid of him :mjlol:. Whatever, though. If he doesn’t want whatever that opportunity is that’s his problem. Anyways, this was pretty fun. Can the rest of the matches have explosives?
James Peters: This was such a hard fought match, and in the end, our three winners have now been revealed! Congratulations to Ryan Wilson, Hikari Kanno, and Candice Blair!
(‘Diamonds’ once again begins to play, and Candice Blair looks a bit surprised that Danny would actually do something so selfless. With the two Elitists still at the top of the ladder, Danny Tanner raises Candice Blair’s arm, as Candice holds up the final briefcase. Mary S. Atlas, Lucas Johnson and Jay Jerry Johnson are all still laid out, and everyone still out is in pretty bad shape, covered in blood and other scars and wounds. The crowd cheers extremely loudly though, and as both Danny and Candice celebrate Candice winning the final briefcase, King of Elite fades away from ringside.)
(King of Elite fades back in to show the next match graphic flash across the screen to absolutely thunderous cheers emancipating from the crowd as a result.)
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(It then transitions from there to the ring where Stephie Love is seen ready to announce the emphatic Friday Night Dynasty match that is sure to leave the crowd on the edge of their seat tonight. She has a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand as from there, she brings her microphone up and begins to speak.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers of the crowd that follows. The camera then goes over to the stage to show Terry Chambers begin to make his way out from the backstage area with a serious look on his face as he does so. It’s clear that his mind is focused on one thing and one thing only as he looks down at the ground below him, nodding his head slowly before popping his neck and cracking his knuckles, making his way down the ramp and to the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 257 pounds… THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we know Terry’s journey to get here, vying for the World Heavyweight Championship. Terry originally was meant to be in the King of Elite tournament, but after hearing The Visual Prophet’s practical open challenge for his Championship, he purposely got himself disqualified from the tournament so he could once again thrust himself into the World Championship picture. You know he wants to do just that especially considering what happened at Road To Redemption more than a month ago.
Flannery McCoy: Terry knows what he has to do and now more than ever, he realizes that he must become a two-time World Champion at any cost. This could damn well be the culmination of all his work and the only thing we can do from there is just wait and find out whatever the hell is going to happen in what should be a great match.
Jake Mercer: Get a load of this, I’ve managed to snatch the last cheesecake from catering before I got in. Make sure Terry doesn’t see me eating it though, I’m starving…
(Terry begins to make his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, entering into the ring before standing at the center of the ring and taking a moment to scan around at the EAW Universe in attendance here tonight. He then turns around and begins to make his way towards his corner, getting ready while ‘Natural’ begins to come to a close from there.)
(‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul then begins to play up to even more cheers coming from the Texas crowd here tonight as the camera goes over to show The Visual Prophet making his way towards the stage. He has the World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist which he takes a look at for a moment before patting the front plate of it. He gets himself all hyped up while pyro shoots out behind him, before beginning to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there, ready for war.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… he is the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the Champion who we mentioned earlier was just begging for a challenge to come to him. His first defense a month ago in the Extreme Elimination Chamber reprimanded his previous reign as Champion, and now he looks to add another one to his tally in the form of ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’
Flannery McCoy: Viz isn’t a slouch, he can create some real magic in that ring and it shows. That’s the reason he was so confident putting that challenge out there, because he knows that regardless of who happens to end up facing him tonight at King of Elite, he is going to win. That’s a theory that we’re just going to have to test in due time.
Jake Mercer: Oh c’mon where’s the band?! I need some fanfare to hype me up, maybe play some of Ronan Malosi’s playlist as well!
(Viz makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring, unlatching the World Heavyweight Championship from his waist before raising it into the air, making sure everyone, especially Terry, can see it. He then begins to make his way towards his corner, getting ready while ‘Back To Life’ begins to come to a close from there. The Referee then begins to check on the two of them, before ringing the bell to start this match.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we fucking go. This highly anticipated match with the World Heavyweight Championship up for grabs is officially on! You can see Viz and Terry wasting absolutely zero time bursting out of their corner, making sure to take it slow in the early going because who knows what will happen. They begin to make their way towards the center of the ring, before stepping forward and engaging in a Collar-and-Elbow tie up! Both of them have equal footing right now as that must be something new for these two big men, with both of them trying to jockey for position over the other right now!
Flannery McCoy: TERRY MANAGES TO OUT-MUSCLE VIZ THOUGH SHOVING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz drops down to the ground, and gets a good glimpse at the smirk on Terry’s face while he circles around him. Viz begins to get back up to his feet while he begins to mirror Terry’s patterns, seeming to be looking for another attempt at a lockup here tonight. Both of them go for a second attempt, and it looks like Terry is going for what works as he tries to once again take down Viz. BUT VIZ SAW IT COMING MANAGING TO SLIP BEHIND HIM INTO A WAIST LOCK BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: Viz isn’t going to continue on the ground, turning around and running to the ropes while Terry staggers up to his feet, BEFORE RUNNING HIM OVER WITH A BRUTAL SHOULDER TACKLE THIS TIME! Viz at the moment is looking to keep him grounded which usually works well in matches like these, BUT AT THE SAME TIME LOOKING TO INFLICT MORE OFFENSE GRABBING HIM BY HIS WAIST ONCE AGAIN BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Terry is certainly having a hard time trying to find his way into this match in the first place, having to withstand the offense that Viz is throwing at him which is something that he’ll have to do this entire match likewise. Terry clutching onto the canvas trying to help himself back up to his feet in time to recover, BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AGAIN AND ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTS A SUPLEX THIS TIME GOING FOR A BELLY-TO-BELLY TO LAUNCH HIM OFF OF THE MAT AND SEND HIM CRASHING DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY CONNECTS WITH A BELL CLAP SANDWICHING HIS HANDS AGAINST THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! This forces Viz to stumble back in retreat, LEAVING AN OPPORTUNITY FOR TERRY TO STEP FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz is trying to get back up to his feet, but Terry presses his boot against his face keeping him down for the moment, LEAVING AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HIM TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE DROP ONTO HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Viz is trying his best to get back up to his feet but it looks like Terry is stalking his prey, BEFORE SENDING A WELL PLACED RIGHT HAND TO HIS SKULL! Viz is stunned trying to keep his balance, BUT TERRY GOES UNDER BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! TERRY BRIDGES IT INTO AN EARLY PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE TWO COUNT! Terry is back up to his feet, looking more opportunistic than anything else knowing that he has Viz at the palm of his hand right now. Terry grabbing Viz by his head and pulling him up to his feet, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND THROWING HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! SHOULDER FIRST NONETHELESS AND YOU KNOW THAT HAD TO HAVE HURT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: We know just how ruthless Terry can be in situations like this, I could only imagine what he has on his mind right now especially with what could be the culmination of his Season 15 World Championship chase. Viz falls down to a seated position in the corner, and Terry just stomps down on his face before smothering his boot all over him, making sure to keep him in the corner as much as he can! Terry feels satisfied as he clutches the arm of Viz and sends him towards the opposite corner with an Irish whip! Terry turns around, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: But it’s Viz that manages to step forward and connect with a back elbow to his face before he can connect! Terry stumbles backward trying to hold his ground, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT GRABS AHOLD OF HIM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUPLEX AS TERRY’S SPINE SLAMS AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Stew-O: Viz steps forward and grabs a hold of Terry, tossing him through the middle rope and sending him tumbling off of the apron and to the ringside area! Viz stays in the ring, using this moment of solace as a chance to catch his breath before he continues his assault. Viz now rolling out of the ring while Terry is up on his feet, BUT UNABLE TO SEE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GRABBING HIM BY HIS WAIST AND RAMMING HIM AGAINST THE BARRICADE AT FULL SPEED! Terry squirms in pain, BUT VIZ KEEPS AHOLD OF HIM MOVING BACK BEFORE RAMMING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE A SECOND TIME!
Flannery McCoy: Viz looking for the trifecta, but Terry realizes the situation he’s in, slamming a punch downward onto the back of Viz forcing him to loosen his grip! Viz staggers back while Terry rolls back into the ring, trying to retreat away for the same purpose as Viz had to catch his breath. Terry doubles over while Viz slides back into the ring, but it’s Terry that steps forward and connects with an elbow to his gut that forces him back before he can even touch him! Terry transitions dipping his head between his legs, LIFTING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND BEFORE WHIPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A MALICIOUS ALABAMA SLAM!
Jake Mercer: Terry with pure strength manhandled Viz which is something new for him tonight. Terry isn’t done though, mounting on top of him before beginning to rain vicious punches down onto his face! He forces Viz to block as best as he can but that guard isn’t as foolproof as he anticipates with the sheer power of Terry’s fists slamming down onto him! Viz shoves his face away leaving Terry stunned for a moment while Viz manages to retreat out and clutch onto the bottom rope. Terry gets back up to his feet and shakes himself off realizing Viz is recovering, BEFORE RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK LOOKING FOR A RUNNING FACEWASH TO THE HEAD OF VIZZY!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET IN TIME, GRABBING TERRY WHILE HE’S RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND LIFTING HIM OFF OF HIS FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Terry is slammed down to the mat, but Viz doesn’t have enough time to collect himself as it seems like ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ is already beginning to rise, albeit seeming to not know where he is at the moment. Terry focuses on Viz…
Flannery McCoy: BUT IS ONLY MET WITH AN ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’ TO HIS HEAD WHICH SENDS HIM CRUMBLING BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! SPINNING BACK FIST TO THE NOSE OF TERRY COURTESY OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS VIZ DROPS DOWN AND PINS TERRY’S SHOULDER DOWN TO THE MAT FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Jake Mercer: BUT TERRY QUICKLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! It’s going to take a lot more to keep him down and Viz knows that, getting back up to his feet now before grabbing Terry by his head and bringing him up as well. Terry is trying his best to fight back, BUT VIZ HALTS HIM WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Viz now grabs him before placing him onto his shoulders into a Fireman’s Carry position! He’s looking for something big, USING IMMENSE STRENGTH TO POP TERRY UP INTO THE AIR BEFORE GOING FOR A MILITARY PRESS SLAM TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN!
Stew-O: But Terry manages to barely fight back, beginning to squirm around trying to make this much harder for Viz! Viz is trying to keep him up off the ground, but is forced to bring him back down before retreating backward! VIZ ATTEMPTS TO RUN FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN OF TERRY! But Terry manages to sidestep out of the way before it can connect, SPINNING AROUND AND GRABBING VIZ FROM BEHIND BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A BIG EXPLODER SUPLEX! Don’t count Terry Chambers out of the fight just yet!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t count him out indeed, but you can see the exhaustion on his face as it’s apparent after the ‘Ike Turner Special’ that took a lot out of him to get out of that dangerous predicament. Terry is going to keep fighting though as he’s beginning to heave himself back up to his feet while he shakes himself off, grabbing Viz by his arm and bringing him back up alongside him. Terry sends him into an Irish whip and back, GIVING HIM AN OPENING TO POP VIZ UP OFF OF THE GROUND AND SEAMLESSLY TRANSITION INTO A SAMOAN DROP THIS TIME!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen Viz manages to slip behind him, BEFORE SLIDING DOWN AND CONNECTING WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF HIS LEG! Can’t count Vizzy out of this match just yet either. Viz runs to the ropes and back while Terry clutches onto his leg, WHICH MAKES IT A BIG TARGET FOR VIZ AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS A KNEE ONTO HIS ANKLE! We know that Viz has the ‘Viz-lock’ finisher that he can use which targets the ankle, if he begins to tear away at that ankle of Terry it’ll make it all the more effective, especially if he manages to wrap his legs around his already injured ankle in the process. But if I know Terry, I know that he’s not just going to sit around and let it all happen.
Stew-O: Viz grabs onto the leg of Terry once again, tugging on it and dragging him but it looks like Terry isn’t going to let up so easily, trying his best to get back up to his feet before any more harm can be done. BUT JUST AS HE THINKS HE’S SEEMINGLY THROUGH VIZ IS ONE STEP AHEAD SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A DRAGON SCREW! Terry gives a cry of agony trying to clutch onto the canvas in hopes of pulling himself away, BUT VIZ KEEPS AHOLD OF THE LEG AND GOES FOR ANOTHER DRAGON SCREW THIS TIME TO A GROUNDED TERRY!
Flannery McCoy: But before that can happen Terry manages to use his free leg to send a kick to the face of Viz which forces him to let go of the leg! Viz falls against the ropes while Terry turns around and begins to scratch and claw towards the opposite pair of ropes in hopes of helping himself back up to his feet. Viz has already gotten his bearings though, RUNNING TOWARDS TERRY AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR ATTEMPTING AN ELBOW DROP RIGHT ONTO HIS SPINE!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen Terry manages to roll out of the way just in the nick of time! Viz drops down to the ground clutching onto his elbow in a world of hurt, slowly trying to get himself back up to his feet. BUT IS ONLY MET WITH A BRUTAL ‘MOMENT OF SILENCE’ HEADBUTT RIGHT AGAINST HIS SKULL WHICH SENDS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! TERRY SEES THE OPPORTUNITY HERE AS HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO KICK OUT! Terry sits up, and you can see him adjusting that left knee pad of his trying to relieve some of the pain on his ankle as he begins to get back up to his feet. He has to be asking himself what he needs to do in hopes of keeping Viz down for good, better yet, how the hell is he going to do it especially with Viz still conscious right now.
Flannery McCoy: Terry has shown that he’s capable of pulling off some impossible scenarios before, I’m sure this match is absolutely no exception to the rule and he makes that apparent as he turns around and grabs the head of Viz, an absolutely pissed off expression on his face. TERRY GRABBING VIZ AND JUST CHUCKLING HIM INTO THE CORNER FORCING HIM TO COLLIDE SHOULDER FIRST! Viz tumbles back down to the ground certainly feeling the hurt after everything that he’s been through right now, BUT TERRY RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR DROPPING DOWN ONTO HIM WITH A RUNNING SENTON! THAT’S 257 POUNDS OF WEIGHT DROPPING DOWN ONTO YOU AND I COULD ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH PAIN COURSED THROUGH THE BODY OF THE VISUAL PROPHET AT THAT MOMENT!
Jake Mercer: Terry clutching onto the leg of Viz while he begins to drag him towards the center of the ring, right now, I think he’s looking to return the favor for the ankle that was targeted courtesy of the World Heavyweight Champion. Terry has him set up right now, BEFORE HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND VIZ’S LEG! THE HEEL HOOK HAS BEEN CINCHED IN AND VIZ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN TRYING TO INSTANTLY GET OUT OF IT AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!
Stew-O: That might be what Viz has in mind, but especially with all of that weight being brought down solely on that right leg, this isn’t going to be a very easy situation to get out of bare in mind! He’s squirming trying to get out but right now Terry is absolutely persistent, making sure that Viz gets a taste of his own medicine right now! Viz’s first instinct is to begin to make his way towards the ropes, which is proving to be a difficult task right now seeing as though Terry is continuing to just practically gnaw away at the kneecap of Viz just as intended! Mind you, while Viz has the ‘Viz-Lock,’ Terry has the ‘Torture Chamber.’ The Over-The-Shoulder Single-Leg Boston Crab might prove trouble for him if he lets this hold continue on for any longer! VIZ IS SO CLOSE TO THE ROPES AS HE ATTEMPTS TO REACH WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY RELEASES THE HOLD AND DRAGS VIZ BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE LOCKING IT IN ONCE MORE! VIZ JUST CAN’T SEEM TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE HEEL HOOK RIGHT NOW! Viz is trying his best to crawl towards the ropes once again but after all that it took to get even close to that, right now, that seems to be something that is absolutely out of the equation. What the hell can the World Heavyweight Champion do before the submission hold gets the better of him?!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! VIZ BEGINS TO KICK AWAY AT THAT ANKLE OF TERRY! WITH THE SUBMISSION HOLD HE’S LEFT THAT VULNERABLE SPOT ON HIS BODY WIDE OPEN! Terry is trying his best to keep that submission hold locked in for as long as possible, but Viz’s boot is slamming into his ankle so much that you just have to wonder how much that has to be overwhelming the big man right now!
Stew-O: TERRY LETS GO OF THE HOLD AND STEPS BACK, CLUTCHING ONTO THAT ANKLE! Even though the Heel Hook didn’t last, you just have to wonder how much damage that did to the right knee of The Visual Prophet which was the target that Terry set his sights on! Terry begins to pull himself slowly back up to his feet while Viz clutches onto that knee trying his best to wear off the pain before he can get back into this match and hopefully seek the advantage once and for all. BUT THAT WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT WITH TERRY LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is clutching onto that leg for dear life while Terry retreats backward trying to get out of the situation that he finds himself in right now. Viz has decided to reach out and grab onto the bottom rope, beginning to pull himself out onto the apron to create some distance between the two competitors in this matchup. Viz is slowly beginning to clutch onto each rope trying to get himself back up, meanwhile Terry is beginning to rise feeling as though he’s ready, making his way towards Viz and grabbing a hold of his head…
Jake Mercer: But in an unexpected turn of events it’s Viz that manages to push through those defenses before sending a stiff forearm shot towards Terry’s face which stops him before he can try anything! Terry stumbles backward, but this time steps forward and attempts a forearm shot of his own! BUT VIZ MANAGES TO BLOCK THAT BEFORE GRABBING THE HEAD OF TERRY AND PULLING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON! Now you just know this isn’t a good position for either of them right now!
Stew-O: Terry tries to get up, clutching onto the ropes to keep himself on the apron for as long as he can, only to be met with another forearm shot to the face by Viz! The World Heavyweight Champion is still persisting no matter how much pain he’s been through right now! Terry falls back against the ringpost, but immediately steps forward and connects with another forearm of his own, showing Viz that he won’t fall as easily as he might think he would! Both of them seem to be absolutely teeing off on one another as they begin to trade strikes ruthlessly!
Flannery McCoy: Viz! Terry! Viz! Terry! Viz! Terry! Viz! Terry! Both of them are absolutely going off right now and unwavering in their attempts as well, the question is which one is going to give in after all the pain that they’ve been going through in this match! OUR ANSWER IS CERTAIN WITH VIZ ONCE AGAIN PUSHING THROUGH AND CONNECTING WITH A HEADBUTT TOWARDS HIS SKULL WHICH LEAVES TERRY ON SPAGHETTI LEGS RIGHT NOW! Viz knows he needs to do something big, but what the hell could that be?!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! NO WAY! TERRY UP ON THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! VIZ WITH THE ‘PROPHET DRIVER’ ONTO THE APRON! THE DREAM VALLEY DRIVER DOES AS INTENDED AND DAMN WELL DRIVES TERRY’S SPINE RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! BOTH OF THEM TUMBLE DOWN TO THE GROUND! WHAT A MOVE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET TO GET AHEAD IN THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH HERE TONIGHT!
Stew-O: Viz is slowly beginning to get back up to his feet, you can tell he took the least damage out of the two of them but that landing was hard. He clutches onto the bottom rope and immediately slides into the ring now, realizing that he could win this match entirely by count out if he needs to. He turns towards the Referee who seems to be trying to check up on Terry, before stepping back and beginning the count on the outside!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
(INSTANT REPLAY: The ‘Prophet Driver’ is seen connecting onto the apron, with both men tumbling down to the ringside area definitely in a world of hurt. Viz is seen landing on his neck, getting folded as he falls down flat to the mat but gets his bearings as seen. Meanwhile Terry obviously got the worst of that exchange not only landing right on his spine but falling down to the ringside area landing awkwardly onto that injured ankle of his.)
FOOUURR!!
FFIIVVEE!!
Flannery McCoy: Terry is just now beginning to show signs of life, as you can see with him trying to claw at the ringside padding to figure out where he is, and you can tell that a situation like this isn’t going to do him much favors. Terry is trying to get back up to his feet but right now you can tell that he’s having a hard time doing so.
SSIIXX!!
SSEEVVEENN!!
Jake Mercer: Terry finally manages to grab a hold of the edge of the apron, with Viz simply in the ring with a smirk on his face looking at him, you can see that he’s fully confident in his chances right now. Terry is continuing to fight though, no matter how much he’s been through he’s still going to make sure that he doesn’t go down without making a statement tonight!
EEIIGGHTT!!
Stew-O: TERRY IS CLOSE TO MANAGING TO SLIDE HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING AND KEEP THIS MATCH GOING! CAN HE DO IT?!
NNIINEE!!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T THINK HE CAN! LOOK AT HIS FINGERS BEGIN TO SLIP AWAY ON THE APRON! I THINK THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
TTEENN!!
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Jake Mercer: TERRY MANAGES TO GET BACK INTO THE RING! USING ALL OF THE STRENGTH IN HIS BODY HE THROWS HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AND ROLLS INTO THE RING! HE’S NOT DONE YET! THIS MATCH CONTINUES ONWARD!
(The confident aura of The Visual Prophet begins to die down realizing that Terry has managed to get himself back inside the ring, which is especially shocking considering everything that he’s had to go through up to this point. Viz shakes his head before grabbing ahold of Terry and beginning to bring him up, realizing it’s not worth pondering, and at the end of the day, he has a job to do more than anything else.)
Stew-O: VIZ JUST SCOOPED TERRY BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SECOND “PROPHET DRIVER!’ THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ONCE AGAIN CONNECTS THIS TIME IN THE RING BUT ESPECIALLY WITH THE PREVIOUS ONE THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE! VIZ ROLLS TERRY BACK ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: BUT ONCE AGAIN TERRY CHAMBERS SHOWS WHY HE’S NOT DOWN AND OUT JUST YET AS HE JUST MANAGED TO GET HIS SHOULDER OFF OF THE CANVAS! HIS CHANCES OF BECOMING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ARE STILL ALIVE TONIGHT HERE AT KING OF ELITE!
Jake Mercer: But just like you said for Terry earlier Stew, you just have to wonder how much it’ll take. Better yet, how much more they’ll be able to withstand before the wear and tear of this World Heavyweight Championship match begins to get the better of them! Viz begins to get back up to his feet, weary but still managing to push through regardless while he grabs the head of Terry and begins to bring him back up to his feet. Viz slowly grabs him by the arm before throwing him into the corner with an Irish whip, MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS TERRY BEFORE LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS ABDOMEN!
Stew-O: But Terry manages to counter just in time bringing his boot up using the ropes and smashing it against the face of Viz, halting him right in his tracks! That seems to be the best he can muster out at the moment, but is also looking to make sure he gets some shots of his own in as he trades positions with Viz, before beginning to hammer away with solid right hands towards his face! Viz is forced on defense with Terry continuing to tee off until he’s satisfied, before I think he’s looking for something big here!
Flannery McCoy: Well this definitely is not going to be good with Terry clutching onto the legs of Viz and heaving him up to the top turnbuckle! Both of them are barely able to stand right now with respective leg injuries continuing to kick them in the ass, but if Terry connects this he might be able to get one step closer to finishing this match like he wants to right now! Both of them are in avalanche territory with Terry hammering away at the head of Viz, I think there might be a possibility that right now he’s looking to connect with something huge to shift the odds of this match momentously! But the question is, what the hell could that be?!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! TERRY JUST GRABBED AHOLD OF THE HEAD OF VIZ AND HOOKED THE ARMS, BEFORE LIFTING OFF AND DROPPING VIZ DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN AVALANCHE ‘CHAMBERS OF PAIN!’ THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT OFF OF THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS COMPLETELY TAKING THE VISUAL PROPHET OUT! WITH BOTH TERRY AND VIZ DOWN ON THE GROUND AND THE CHALLENGER BEING UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE ON THE SITUATION AT THE MOMENT!
(Terry scrunches his face, slowly reaching into the air and looking up at the lights, before slamming his arm down onto the ground and beginning to crawl towards a downed Visual Prophet. Both of them were separated after impact, making this situation much more complicated than it needed to be for Terry. Terry seems to be inches away, getting a gasp of air in before reaching his arm out…)
Stew-O: TERRY THROWS HIS ARM OVER THE VIZ’S BODY! SHOULDERS DOWN! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS VERY WELL BE IT FOR THIS MATCH TONIGHT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: THE VISUAL PROPHET MIGHT BE DOWN BUT HE’S NOT OUT JUST YET! HE MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES ONWARD!
(A completely exasperated Terry now begins to slowly get himself up to a seated position, and at this point, he’s not surprised. Both of them have dished out as much as they humanly can to one another and haven’t wavered in the slightest especially with what’s been thrown at them. The World Heavyweight Championship is the name of the game this time around and it’s apparent that none of them will be satisfied until they walk out with their name under the bright lights as the new World Heavyweight Champion.)
Jake Mercer: This has been a great match so far with both of them continuing to go at it with all that they’ve got. Terry begins to make his way up to his feet once more and you can see that ankle continuing to ache while he clutches ahold of it. Terry grabs Viz by the arm and begins to bring him up to his feet, sending him into an Irish whip towards the corner looking to do some more damage in hopes of keeping him down!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO PLANT HIS FEET TO THE GROUND BEFORE PULLING TERRY IN AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS ABDOMEN! Viz setting him up, BEFORE USING ALL OF HIS MIGHT TO NOT JUST SEND TERRY INTO THE CORNER BUT FULL ON SLAM HIM WITH AUTHORITY SENDING HIM CRUMBLING DOWN TO THE MAT! Terry is feeling the hurt right now, beginning to slowly make his way towards the turnbuckle corner with that injured ankle slowly dragging behind him. Viz’s knee, which Terry has tried to target in this match, hasn’t gone through as much as anticipated and I’m sure Terry wants to change that quickly. Terry is backed against the corner while Viz turns to face him, RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO RAM HIS SHOULDER INTO TERRY’S ABDOMEN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT LEAVING VIZ TO CONNECT WITH HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST! Terry grabs Viz and throws him back down to the canvas, and right now this doesn’t look like a very good situation for the World Heavyweight Champion in this match. Terry drops down and rolls to the outside of the ring, making his way around and towards the ringpost now. What the hell could he have on his mind…
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! TERRY WITH A RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! TERRY JUST PULLED VIZ TOWARDS HIM AND WRAPPED HIS LEGS AROUND HIMSELF AND THE RINGPOST BEFORE PULLING DOWN ALL OF THAT WEIGHT! BOTH OF HIS LEGS MUST BE IN PURE AGONY AS WHILE TERRY CAN ONLY HAVE THIS LOCKED IN FOR SO LONG, IT’LL DO ITS JOB IN HURTING VIZ EVEN MORE! THIS ISN’T GOING TO PAN OUT WELL FOR VIZ ESPECIALLY WITH THAT INJURED KNEE!
Stew-O: The Referee finally runs in and yells at Terry to break the hold up, which is what he reluctantly does, letting go of the Ringpost Figure Four leaving Viz to scramble back towards the center of the ring clutching onto that knee for dear life! I’m not the one in the ring right now, but I can feel how much it hurts even from a distance! Viz slowly begins to get back up to his feet, showing that he’s not down for the count very long!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE MIGHT JUST BE! ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!’ BOOT TO THE FACE OF VIZ THAT COMPLETELY TAKES OFF HIS HEAD AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! THE FINISHER CONNECTS AS TERRY DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT IN TEXAS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: VIZ DOESN’T KICK OUT! TERRY CHAMBERS IS A TWO-TIME WORLD CHAMPION!
Stew-O: YEAH YOU’RE RIGHT, VIZ DOESN’T KICK OUT! BUT LOOK! HE HAS HIS HAND CLUTCHING ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE! THAT MIGHT’VE BEEN THE END, BUT TERRY DIDN’T CONSIDER HIS SURROUNDINGS AND THAT COST HIM! THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES!
(The pure frustration in the face of Terry Chambers could not be more evident as he brings his head up from the pinning position, not believing his eyes for a second having not felt Viz kick out of the pin. It is only when the referee turns around and points it out to him that leaves him shocked. One of his best finishing maneuvers was thwarted right before his very eyes by a picky World Heavyweight Champion. Terry shakes his head, getting back up to his feet he realizes he needs to do what he was building up to and fast.)
Flannery McCoy: Terry clutching onto that knee of Viz, surely waking him up while he’s more sure than before dragging him towards the center of the ring. If we know what he’s been doing to that injured knee of Viz, we know that what he has up his sleeve right now isn’t going to pan out well for the World Heavyweight Champion here tonight! TERRY SETS HIM UP! WHAT COULD HE BE THINKING RIGHT NOW?!
Jake Mercer: TERRY WITH THE ‘TORTURE CHAMBER!’ HE FINALLY LOCKS IN THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER SINGLE-LEG BOSTON CRAB! FIGHTING THROUGH ALL THAT PAIN AND AGONY HE HAS VIZ PARTIALLY LOCKED IN THE GAME-WINNING SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: Partially is the right word to use, looks like Terry can’t fully go through with it which means dropping all his weight and practically folding the spine of the World Heavyweight Champion! If he can manage to somehow lock it in though, I could only imagine what happens from there! Viz is swinging around repeatedly trying to force Terry to lose his grip or shake off the pain that he’s feeling right now! That doesn’t really make the situation any better for Terry, who doesn’t seem to be holding up very well especially with the ankle that is prone to giving out on him at any time!
Flannery McCoy: But Viz just hanging in the air in itself has to be getting the better of him! That injured knee is about to tear right out of its socket and that’s exactly what Terry wants out of this one! No matter how much he fights, we might just have to see if Viz taps out! Viz is holding up his hand… WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TONIGHT!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! VIZ IS BEGINNING TO HAMMER AWAY ON THAT ANKLE OF TERRY! Remember Terry couldn’t fully lock in that ‘Torture Submission’, so this doesn’t really do him many favors as it looks like he’s in more pain than Viz is in! But all Terry has to do is keep this submission hold in long enough to do the job, is he capable of doing that or will his injuries get the better of him in this match?! WHO WILL GIVE IN FIRST?!
Stew-O: IT’S TERRY! Terry is forced to throw Viz’s leg back down to the ground and retreat backward before any more harm can be done! You can see the agony on his face while he falls into the corner. While that might’ve gone south for him, I think Terry realizes inside of his head that this is the chance that he needs to finish off this match for good and make sure that he walks out of King of Elite as the new World Heavyweight Champion! Terry pointing towards Viz while stomping down onto the canvas repeatedly, fighting through all of that pain in hopes of getting some sort of offense in, and this might just be the big one right here…
Flannery McCoy: TERRY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A SECOND ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!’ BOOT TO THE FACE OF VIZ TO FINISH THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! Viz manages to drop down and move out of the way of the finishing maneuver before it can connect! Terry attempts to get back up to his feet, realizing that couldn’t have gone more wrong for him here tonight! Terry turns around to grab ahold of Viz…
Stew-O: BANG! ‘KISS TO THE HEAD!’ VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE THAT MIGHT’VE JUST KNOCKED THE LIGHTS OUT OF THE CHALLENGER FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ ISN’T DONE THOUGH, HE IMMEDIATELY SCOOPS THE LEG OF TERRY AND LOCKS IN THE ‘VIZ LOCK!’ ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK!
Jake Mercer: Terry must be barely conscious, to be locked in a finishing maneuver like this?! Especially with an injured ankle that has been targeted this entire match?! It’s not a good situation for ‘The Barbaric Carnivore’ as he can barely find it in him to reach out for the ropes, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t trying to fight through all of that pain! Terry is clawing at that canvas, trying his best to crawl towards it as much as he can, who knows how much he can take though!
Stew-O: Terry is inches away from the ropes, you know that the situation is dire right now and this is one that he’s going to have to find his way out of before this is lights out for his World Heavyweight Championship aspirations once again! TERRY HOLDING OUT HIS ARM, HE’S INCHES AWAY FROM THE ROPES BUT THE QUESTION IS CAN HE REACH IT BEFORE IT HAPPENS TO BE TOO LATE FOR HIM?!
Flannery McCoy: NO! VIZ JUST PULLED HIM CLOSER TO HIM AND WRAPPED HIS LEG AROUND TERRY’S LEG NOW! VIZ DROPPING ALL OF THAT WEIGHT DOWN ONTO TERRY MAKING THIS A NEARLY UNBREAKABLE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Jake Mercer: Terry has his hands balled up into fists now, I don’t think he sees a way out of this, but at the same time I don’t think he plans to really give up either! Terry tries to reach out to the ropes once again, seeing as those might’ve just panned out to be his Saving Grace in this match right now, but this doesn’t seem to be one of those situations where it pans out exactly as expected for him! TERRY RAISING THAT ARM UP, ARE WE SEEING THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?! WILL TERRY FINALLY TAP OUT AND WILL WE BE SEEING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LIVE ANOTHER DAY?!
Stew-O: TERRY TAPS! TERRY TAPPED OUT TO THE ‘VIZ LOCK!’ AND STILL! AND STILL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Back To Life’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena while the camera focuses on The Visual Prophet who finally releases the hold on Terry Chambers before dragging himself away and towards the center of the ring. He clutches onto his knee for a moment before looking up at the Referee who has made their way over with the World Heavyweight Championship in his possession. He slowly takes it before beginning to get back up to his feet without any sort of aid, with the Referee taking his arm and raising it up in the air while Viz uses the other to raise his newly-retained Championship as well.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AND STILL YOUR EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a clinic that we’ve just been able to witness tonight between two gladiators of the Dynasty brand! It’s apparent that they were only after one thing and that was to make an impact in the new year, not relenting for a second until they got their way and it took a lot to finally take one of them down for good. Terry Chambers put up one hell of a fight like we knew he would considering the circumstance that he was in. He had to fight through thick and thin but in the end, he unfortunately came up empty handed.
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile Vizzy Drizzy Bizzy reigns supreme over the rest and continues his emphatic World Heavyweight Championship reign! He said it himself a few weeks ago, if you want a match he’s not going to chase after you, step up or forever hold your peace and that’s exactly how it is. Viz plans on being a Champion for a long time, and he’s shown tonight that he’s going to do whatever it takes to get there. Congratulations!
(The camera goes over to show Viz standing on the top rope continuing to raise his Championship in the air before jumping down and rolling out of the ring. A defeated and exhausted Terry Chambers is then seen clutching onto his ankle while the Referee checks on him, not taking his eyes off the World Heavyweight Champion for a second while he makes his way up the ramp. The last shot seen is of Viz disappearing through the backstage area while King of Elite begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(King of Elite fades in to show the backstage area of NRG Stadium Park, more specifically the office area of a well known authority figure here in EAW. The camera pans over to show none other than Sunday Night Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma. He’s standing in front of his desk and looking off to the distance, with his hands clasped in front of him and a smile on his face. He let’s the silence go on for a little more before clearing his throat and beginning to speak from there.)
Captain Charisma: Hello, I’m glad that all of you could take the time to join us today. I’m sure each of you know why you’re here, so I won’t waste much time on the introduction. Let’s get right to business shall we :wow:.
(The camera then goes over to show the three winners of the Unique Opportunity match earlier in the night. Ryan Wilson is shown crossing his arms with a smirk on his face, whilst being accompanied by Miss Demi Knorr who has a nonchalant expression. Next, it goes over to show an excited Candice Blair next to a very shaken Danny Tanner who is sweating bullets right now for obvious reasons. Lastly, Hikari Kanno is seen, who has invaded the couch of Captain Charisma and is laid down on it with an inpatient look on her face. It then goes to the desk of the Voltage Commissioner where the three briefcases that they’ve separately pulled are seen.)
Captain Charisma: So honestly, there really isn’t anything in the briefcases. It was just something for show because I wanted an excuse to do a TLA Chaos match 🤷. So instead of doing some dramatic opening of the cases, I’m going to offer each of you a tailor-made opportunity that I’m sure all of you will find interesting. Ryan, for yo-
Miss Demi Knorr: If there’s anyone who deserves the honor of telling Mister Wilson what his prestigious opportunity might be, it’s me. So you can politely shut up now thank you very much.
Captain Charisma: :lupe: Okay then.
(Demi walks up to Captain Charisma with her hands behind her back, turning around and looking at Ryan who is seen waiting in anticipation for what might possibly be in store for him in the near future. He’s someone that has already gotten his taste of Unique Opportunity before, and it panned out great seeing himself in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. But he desires more this time around, this time looking to accomplish what he’s set out for.)
Miss Demi Knorr: Mister Wilson, your opportunity entails you…
(Captain Charisma leans forward and whispers into the ear of Demi, who’s eyes slowly widen while she slowly nods her head. Ryan, who can’t really tell if what is being said is positive or negative in his favor, is only left to watch anxiously while Demi looks back at him.)
Miss Demi Knorr: … a match against the winner of the EAW World Championship match, that being Drake King or Myles, at Shock Value.
(Ryan, for obvious reasons, could not be happier. Demi walks back to his side while he turns his attention back to Captain Charisma, clapping his hands together with a proud expression on his face before he begins to speak from there.)
Ryan Wilson: Beau! It was obvious my World Championship journey was far from over, this just gave me the push I needed to get one step closer to magnificent glory! I couldn’t tell you how disappointed I was when Road To Redemption, dare I say the Christmas show as well, ended. I didn’t come out with what was advertised and that was the EAW World Championship, but finally, FINALLY! I get a date with destiny facing either the man who took the opportunity away from me, or the one that stabbed him right in the heart. Either way, this works out perfectly, and you’ll be seeing a new World Champion in St. Louis. Captain Charisma you could not have done better! Now if you excuse me, I have a flight headed straight toward Montréal and a job well done to celebrate!
Miss Demi Knorr: Be Seeing You.
(Both Ryan and Demi turn around and make their way out of the office, then leaving the other three in the office with Captain Charisma. He nods his head before going on with business.)
Captain Charisma: Candice, Danny technically as well, you are up next.
(Candice then steps up while Danny follows alongside her. It’s clear what happened earlier in the night with both of them pulling the briefcase down together, before it goes to Candice which is who the Unique Opportunity is for, Danny couldn’t care less about sacrificing what could’ve been a momentous win for him to someone like Candice.)
Captain Charisma: Candice, your opportunity is…
(Captain Charisma pauses, letting it all soak in for a moment before smiling and continuing to speak, letting the suspense die out.)
Captain Charisma: … a New Breed Championship match against Jon Kelton at Shock Value!
(Candice, obviously, is absolutely overjoyed at this. Danny is just as happy seeing this happen for her kween. Candice looks to say something in response, clearly excited for all of this, but before she can she’s interrupted by someone.)
???: I’m glad my prayers have finally been answered, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t at all pissed off about what’s been happening to me these last few weeks.
(The camera then pans away to show the New Breed Champion himself Jon Kelton opening the door and letting himself into the office, presumably having heard the conversation going on and decided to poke his head in, seeing as though it just happened to have involved him. He makes his way over to Candice, his confirmed challenger, who turns around and looks back at him with a serious expression on her face.)
Jon Kelton: All love to Starr, but he’s proven that he doesn’t have my best interests in mind when it comes to challengers for the Championship around my waist. It’s disappointing, but hey, what can you do about it? It’s not his fault they turn out to be busts, so it’s all just a matter of me making do with what I’ve got. It came down to me taking matters into my own hands and scouting for competition… or an opportunity just falling into the palm of my hands, just like this one.
Candice Blair: Well this opportunity that you’ve found yourself getting a hold of will pan out to be too much for you to handle, all thanks to me 🤭. Because while you have an opportunity, I have a ✨️ Unique Opportunity ✨️. Something like that doesn’t come very often, and especially when it comes to the aspirations that I have for the new year, I’m going to make sure I accomplish everything that I’m searching for. 2022 is the year for Candice Blair to finally do what was meant for her and that’s win a Championship, I’m glad Captain Charisma decided to take that into consideration when deciding what my opportunity should be 😌.
Jon Kelton: Now you see, more power to you for that. You can go win a Championship all you want and I’m sure nobody would have a problem with it, but the issue is you find yourself choosing that Championship to be the New Breed, AKA the one around my waist. Something like that, for obvious reasons, I just can’t let happen. Because I’m Jon Kelton, and while I’m myself, you’re… Candice Blair. There’s a stark contrast between the two of us that furthermore puts me on a higher plane for more reasons than one, and I’d love to elaborate on that at a later time by all means. Good luck at Shock Value buddy, I’ll make sure to prop you onto that pedestal that you want to be on… and knock it down with the utmost ease.
Candice Blair: We’ll see about that 😬.
(Kelton, feeling like he’s said all that he’s needed to say, turns around and begins to make his way out of the office.)
Candice Blair: Thank God that’s over, Danny c’mon let’s go.
(Candice turns to Danny who, the entire time that exchange was happening, is seen staring at Hikari Kanno who finds great enjoyment in toying with him. Candice tugs on the shirt that he has on, startling him, but doing the job as he swiftly turns around and begins to make his way out whilst being followed by Candice. Hikari then exaggeratedly yawns before jumping off of the couch, with only her and Captain Charisma being left in the office afterward.)
Hikari Kanno: Sitting through whatever Performance Center shit show that was is something that wasn’t in the memo when I was invited here. So for taking up my time, you better make sure that this was fucking worth it.
Captain Charisma: I assure you, I think that what I have in store for you will be nothing short of satisfactory. Ever since your return I’ve been listening closely to the words that you’ve spoken, taking it into consideration. I know how you’ve been begging for a big time match, one beyond any other. You want to show that you’re capable of beating the absolute best and I can say that you deserve a chance to do exactly that. So Hikari, your opportunity is…
(Captain Charisma tries to get his kewt little suspense in, but Hikari quickly clears her throat, it’s clear that she wants to hear it and doesn’t want to waste any more time than she already has in the process.)
Captain Charisma: … a match of your choosing against anyone at Shock Value, anyone at all besides the EAW World Champion since Ryan earned the right to face them.
(There’s a silence that creeps in afterward while Hikari let’s this soak in. The straight look that she kept on her face the entire time slowly begins to grow into one of an opportunistic smirk while she nods her head at the now revealed Unique Opportunity in her possession.)
Hikari Kanno: Anyone?
Captain Charisma: Yes-
Hikari Kanno: Mr. DEDEDE.
Captain Charisma: :krabs:
Hikari Kanno: What? You said it. I only need one chance to prove that I can beat the absolute best that EAW has to offer. So at Shock Value I will be facing DEDEDE, any objections?
(Captain Charisma, for obvious reasons, is a bit taken back by this. Out of everyone that Hikari could’ve chosen, he damn sure didn’t expect the name of the EAW Chairman to come out of her mouth tonight.)
Captain Charisma: Are you sure?
Hikari Kanno: Did you not hear what I fucking said??? Crystal CLEAR. So yes, I’m sure. You said anyone, now do your job and get me DEDEDE. He should feel honored that his fastest rising star is choosing to make him her marquee match.
Captain Charisma: 😐 Well okay then Hikari, if that’s what you want, I’ll make some calls. Thank you for joining me tonight.
(Hikari promptly turns around with a satisfied look on her face and begins to make her way out of the office. Captain Charisma looks off to the distance, before making his way around his desk and taking a seat, tapping his phone before beginning to make a call as it’s the last shot seen before King of Elite begins to fade to a flashing graphic on the screen. )
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Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! AND IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!
( “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX plays to an ear-deafening pop. The crowd’s volume amplifies right as Andrea Valentine appears on the entranceway. She poses on the stage and waves to the fans with a bright smile. When she looks towards the ring down the aisle, her smile turns into a face of complete concentration. Valentine has an opportunity to end a historical championship reign and finally reclaim her spot at the throne. She is going to do whatever it takes to take out Ms. Extreme. She continues to be in this focused zone while making her way down the aisle. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 110 pounds… ANDREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VALLLENTIIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: Since the beginning of this season, Andrea Valentine has been slowly building herself back up. She beat the current EAW World Heavyweight Champion, and put Xander Payne to the limit at Territorial Invasion, and now she has found herself back into the main event spotlight with a familiar foe through Ms. Extreme. Valentine believes that it has been way too long since she has held championship gold and tonight may be the night that we see the historical championship reign of Ms. Extreme come to an end.
James Peters: That’s right. We are seeing two premiere athletes who are in their best forms as of late. We are seeing a game Ms. Extreme and Andrea Valentine go toe-to-toe. Valentine has gone many months leaving her hat out of the EAW Universal Women’s Championship ring, and she has an opportunity of a lifetime to create such a historic moment. But, the question is to be asked. Everyone asked this question back at Territorial Invasion, which wasn’t that long ago. Is she ready to take that mantle again? Is she tough enough to be world champion once again? We will only know when you let the action speak for themselves. Both competitors have taken umbrage at each other based on the fact of who they think will leave Houston, Texas as the EAW Universal Women’s Championship, and they will undoubtedly fight to the very last ounce of energy remaining in their bodies.
Persephone: I hope not. This isn’t a 24/7 program.
( While Andrea Valentine performs pre-match rituals in her designated corner of the ring, her theme song silences. “Throne” by Saint Mesa reverberates throughout the NRG Stadium. It is immediately accompanied with an explosive pop. Ms. Extreme jerks the curtain and strolls onto the entranceway with even wilder cheers. She unhooks the championship from her waist and puts it in the air. She sports a confident smirk on her face. After looking around the atmosphere, she continues to hold the championship up in the air and makes her way down to the squared circle. Serenaded by cheers and fireworks, she smirks at Andrea Valentine. )
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! From Calabasas, California, weighing in at 140 pounds.. SHE IS THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… “THE RED QUEEN,” MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. EXTREEEEMEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme believes that she is the only woman in the world that has the capabilities of ensuring that the EAW Universal Women’s Championship will be handled with pride and dignity. She has admitted to having an ego bigger than the division altogether, but you have to agree that The Red Queen has done everything needed to prove that claim to super stardom. She dethroned the uber-talented Darcy May Morgan, shaved Hikari Kanno bald, and humbled Ximena Velasquez. She has held the championship for 225 days since Pain For Pride, so Camille has earned her respect and paid her dues.
James Peters: She has been waiting for Andrea Valentine to step up to the plate, but she is not quite impressed by the woman she is currently. Everytime Valentine tried to make her way back to the championship throne, her efforts have been absolutely fruitless. It wouldn’t be strange to doubt her chances of winning tonight. Ms. Extreme’s desire to keep that championship around her waist is just the same as Valentine’s ambition to return to that supernova level. This is going to be a match for the ages and it will all come down to who has more desire? Who has more ambition? Who has more heart, soul, and determination? Who is the superior? The inferior? Extreme and Valentine have the opportunity to settle it once and for all.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: The crowd has been waiting all week for this match to take place and it is officially underway! Will Ms. Extreme continues to see another day with her record-breaking EAW Universal Women’s Championship reign? Or will Andrea Valentine go down in the history books to be the sole individual that ended it? The energy in the NRG Stadium Park is absolutely mental! One-half of the crowd is chanting “Let’s Go Andrea!,” while the other half follows it up with an even louder, “Ms. Extreme!” Houston, Texas is not afraid to let their voices be heard as we will continue to hear throughout the night. Andrea Valentine and Ms. Extreme stands face-to-face in the center of the ring and don’t engage to live in the moment! This is a match with huge ramifications!
James Peters: This is the big fight feel that sticks to these super show extravaganzas! Extreme and Valentine continue to live in the moment before they engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up! Both female elitists tussle in the center of the ring and try to overpower the other. It is evenly-matched thus far until Valentine lets go of the collar-and-elbow tie-up and takes her down by the left leg! Extreme tries to get out of the hold, but Valentine seamlessly travels around and cinches in a front face lock! Technical wrestling on display from the challenger as Extreme uses her slight weight advantage to lift her up off her feet and hoist her up into the air! Valentine lets go and holds onto her waist! She pushes Extreme into the ropes and runs past her! Here comes Valentine off the ropes! SHE JUMPS AND GRABS EXTREME’S LEFT ARM!! AND SHE SPINS AROUND AND SENDS EXTREME PACKING THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SPINNING ARM DRAG!
Persephone: The barbie doll executes a semi impressive arm drag as Extreme now immediately retaliates and charges into her! Valentine grabs the arm and takes Extreme down with a second arm drag! Extreme quickly springs back up to her feet and could potentially walk into a trifecta of arm drags! DENIED! Extreme channels the strength of the nation’s amount of men she’s slept with and blocks the arm drag attempt. She yanks her up to her feet and goes around the waist to take her down by the waist. She goes around the body and puts her into a grounded headlock. A fast-paced technical standoff between both individuals so far. I will never understand this approach because why can’t these wannabe elitists just hit their finishers at the beginning.
Rich Russillo: The champion continues to cinch in that headlock, but we are beginning to see Andrea Valentine attempt to wiggle out of the headlock. She begins to direct punches straight to the ribcage, but Extreme repositions herself to easily avoid them. This is the name of the game; to wear your opponents out. Extreme begins to use her idle arm and clubs her skull with repeated elbows! Extreme is willing to use any opening to her advantage and that’s what happens when the headlock leaves the top of your head open! Extreme might just bust her skull open, but Valentine is able to momentarily stop her by using her long legs to connect with a knee to the face. Valentine uses the window of opportunity to put her into a headlock of her own! Nonetheless, Extreme quickly counters her headlock and places Valentine into the leg scissors!
James Peters: Valentine swiftly prompts out of the leg scissors! AND EXTREME QUICKLY GROUNDS HER WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! AND SHE PULLS HER LEG AND LOOKS TO CINCH IN THE AVA LOCK!! THE MODIFIED STF LOCK, BUT VALENTINE TWISTS HER BODY AND KICKS HER AWAY!! The challenger now rolls up to her feet as both competitors meet in the middle! AND VALENTINE SWINGS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! EXTREME STEPS BACK AND DODGES IT!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! Extreme throws over the arm, hooks the tights and hoists her up into a vertical position!
Persephone: Valentine counters the suplex and lands behind Extreme. Valentine wraps her arms around her chest and goes for a GERMAN SUPLEX! THE CHAMPION SLAPS THE WRIST AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! Valentine reels into the corner turnbuckles and Extreme lunges towards her in the corner! VALENTINE GETS BOTH FEET UP!! AND SHE THRUSTS EXTREME INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! AND VALENTINE ROLLS FORWARDS THE CHAMPION!! AND THE CHALLENGER TAKES THE CHAMPION OFF HER FEET WITH A PRECISION ROLL INTO A DROPKICK! VALENTINE GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH!! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James Peters: EXTREME IMMEDIATELY POWERS OUT AT ONE!! Valentine quickly places her into a grounded chinlock. It seemed like both individuals were struggling to get the upper hand over each other, but it is all about finding that slight window of opportunity and using it to change the complexion of this match. Valentine did exactly that and she needs to keep Extreme grounded in order to maintain that advantage over the champion. However, the champion seems to be gaining momentum and begins to power out of the chinlock. Extreme is clenching her fist as she is being cheered on by the 50/50 crowd! AND EXTREME DROPS DOWN FOR A JAWBREAKER!
Rich Russillo: WAIT!! VALENTINE LET GO AT THE LAST SECOND AND EXTREME MERELY FALLS TO A SEATED POSITION!! AND VALENTINE WITH PENALTY KICK TO THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION!! The challenger had that jawbreaker scouted and now places her into a headlock on the canvas. Right when you were talking about Valentine doing everything in her power to maintain her advantage, she pulls a brilliant evasion like that. Valentine applies the headlock, but it doesn’t look like it for long as Extreme starts to power out of it! Extreme gets on both feet and starts sending elbows to the midsection! VALENTINE WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!! The champion is down to one knee as Valentine proceeds to run the ropes! THE CHALLENGER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES NOW!!
Persephone: THE WACKMELEON RUNS PAST AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! AND VALENTINE TURNS AROUND TO TAKE A DEVASTATING CALF KICK HEAD ON TO THE FACE!! EXTREME TURNS THE MATCH TO HER FAVOR AS SHE ROLLS TO THE SIDE OF THE RING AND WAITS FOR THE CHALLENGER TO GET UP TO HER FEET! END THIS MATCH NOW!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE ANYMORE OF THIS!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme helps Andrea Valentine up to her feet before she takes a couple of steps back! AND SHE CLOCKS VALENTINE IN THE JAW WITH A SHOOT KICK!! AND VALENTINE INSTINCTIVELY REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND DECIMATES THE LOWER CHEST OF EXTREME WITH A EMPHATIC ROUNDHOUSE KICK! I THINK YOU COULD’VE HEARD THE KICK FROM CHICAGO!! FROM AUSTRALIA, EVEN!! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL AND IT SENT EXTREME DOWN TO BOTH OF HER KNEES!! VALENTINE WITH THOSE POWERFUL KICKS AS SHE NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND SHE GOES FOR A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!! EXTREME IS UNPROTECTED!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME DUCKS THE LEG AND REACHES UNDER!! AND SHE LAUNCHES VALENTINE ACROSS THE CANVAS WITH AN OVERHEAD LEG-CAPTURE RELEASE SUPLEX!! WHAT A COUNTER AS EXTREME IS STARTING TO HEAT UP NOW!! EXTREME WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! The champion turns her around and places Valentine onto the top turnbuckle. Extreme with a rope-assisted enziguri to the back of the neck before she joins Valentine on the top rope. What is the champion thinking here?! The Red Queen is all about taking risks and Valentine might be on the receiving end of something extremely ugly!
Persephone: It looks like Extreme is going to go for an avalanche back-to-belly suplex! BUT VALENTINE SLIPS UNDER HER LEGS AND YANKS HER FEET OFF THE TOP ROPES!! AND EXTREME GOES FACE-FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! EXTREME REELS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS VALENTINE SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND AND JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Is she actually going for it already? SHE IS!! VALENTINE JUMPS UP FOR THE ATOMIC BLONDE!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME COUNTERS IT BY FALLING FORWARD AND SLAMMING HER FACE-FIRST!! AN ELECTRIC CHAIR FACEBUSTER OF SORTS AS EXTREME IMMEDIATELY PLUCKS HER OFF THE GROUND!! AND PLUMPS HER ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A RELEASE DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX… WITH A BRIDGE!! THE CHAMPION COULD RETAIN RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
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James Peters: VALENTINES KICKS OUT!! Ms. Extreme with a unique counter to The Atomic Blonde as she now helps the challenger up to her feet. Extreme leans Valentine in the corner turnbuckles and connects with a kick to the midsection! And then she follows it up with a SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!! SHE IRISH WHIPS THE CHALLENGER INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!! AND VALENTINE GOES COLLIDING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! AND SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO A BRIDGING NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX COURTESY OF THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!! SHE DOESN’T LET THE REFEREE COUNT AS SHE IMMEDIATELY BRIDGES OVER!
Rich Russillo: AND EXTREME PICKS HER UP AND TOSSES HER DOWN WITH A RELEASE EXPLODER SUPLEX!! EXTREME KIPS-UP AS SHE POUNDS HER CHEST TO HYPE HERSELF UP!! The champion helps the challenger up to her feet and Irish whips her into the ropes! Valentine rebounds off into Extreme! VALENTINE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND FLUSHES HER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE JAW!! THE CHAMPION IS STUNNED AS EXTREME FALTERS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! VALENTINE NOW CLOSELY FOLLOWS HER INTO THE CORNER!
James Peters: EXTREME GETS HER FOOT UP!!! SHE USES HER OTHER FOOT TO KICK VALENTINE’S HANDS AWAY AND USES THE OTHER TO HIT HER WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! VALENTINE REELS INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AS EXTREME USES THE ROPES TO MAINTAIN HER BALANCE!! Ms. Extreme takes a huge breath and rebounds off the ropes! She runs the ropes! Valentines is right beside hte ropes!! AND EXTREME JUMPS ONTO VALENTINE FOR A JUMPING HURRICANRANA THAT WOULD SEND HER OUT OF THE RING!
( While Valentine flies off the hurricanrana, she adapts and handsprings off the nearest set of the ropes for a safe landing. )
Persephone: HUH!!? VALENTINE EVADES THE DESCEND OF THE HURRICANRANA BY HAND SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES!! EXTREME IS ON HER KNEES AND OBLIVIOUS THAT HER HURRICANRANA ATTEMPT FAILED!! VALENTINE COMES FROM BEHIND AND GETS THE LEG SCISSORS ON THE KNEELING CHAMPION!! AND THE CHALLENGER CONNECTS WITH THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER!! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE CONNECTS SMACK DAB IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! DO YOU THINK THIS WILL BE IT!! IT COULD BE!! COME ON!
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James Peters: SHE KICKS OUT!! Andrea Valentine nearly ended the historic championship reign of Valentine with that impressive feat of athleticism! I don’t even think I can believe what I just saw. She softened the fall of that hurricanrana by hand springing off the ropes. It is absolutely unbelievable! Valentine caught her by surprise with The Valentine’s Massacre, but as expected, she needs to inflict more damage onto the world champion. Valentine brings Extreme up to her feet and gets her up into the corner! AND THE CHALLENGER BEGINS TO PEPPER THE CHAMPION WITH ENDLESS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE CHEST IN THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!
Rich Russillo: ROUNDHOUSE KICK AFTER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! AND THEN SHE FINISHES THE RAINFALL OF STRIKES WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! Ms. Extreme is being overwhelmed in the corner as Valentine runs into the opposite corner of the ring! MS. EXTREME FOLLOWS HER INTO THE CORNER!! VALENTINE HAD IT SCOUTED AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME!! EXTREME GOES INTO THE CORNER AND TURNS AROUND!! AND VALENTINE OBLITERATES HER WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST!! EXTREME FALLS INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE TURNBUCKLES AS VALENTINE NOW RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK!! AND SHE LOOKS TO EXPLODE ONTO THE CHAMPION WITH A METEORA INTO THE CORNER!!
Persephone: BUT BARBIE DOLL MISSES AND DRIVES HER KNEES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES UNPROTECTED!! ANDREA GRABS HER LEGS IN PAIN AS EXTREME PULLS HER OUT OF THE CORNER!! THE CHAMPION KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER!! BUT THE TWIST OF FATE IS COUNTERED AS ANDREA SPINNED OUT OF HER CONTROL AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK!! THE CHAMPION IS STUNNED!! THE CHALLENGER NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA RUNS INTO THE ROPES AND FLIPS FORWARD!! AND SHE GOES FOR A HANDSPRI- NOW!! EXTREME STOPS THE HANDSPRING BY DROP KICKING HER RIGHT AS SHE FLIPPED INTO THE ROPES!! EXTREME NOW PULLS THE CHALLENGER UP TO HER FEET!! AND SHE SLAMS HER DOWN WITH THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER!! TWIST OF FATE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS EXTREME COULD RETAIN RIGHT HERE!! IT IS ALL OR NEVER!!
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James Peters: ANDREA POWERS OUT!! The challenger pulls her shoulder up before two. The world champion was steps ahead of Valentine with that unique dropkick counter right as she handspring into the ropes. Extreme is on both knees, strategizing on her neck move on the chessboard. Her look of fatigue turns into a smirk as she gets up to her feet and waits for Valentine to get up to her feet. Valentine is gingerly emerging to her feet! AND EXTREME TAKES HER BACK DOWN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! Valentine grabs her midsection in pain as Extreme now looks towards the top turnbuckle and steps through the ropes! What is the universal champion thinking here?
Persephone: THE REPTILE IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! I think she is looking for that Top Rope Stunner! Paying homage to one of her five thousand sisters, perhaps? Valentine gets up to her feet and EXTREME SHOOTS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WAIT!! VALENTINE LUNGES TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BRINGS IT DOWN!! THIS RESULTS IN EXTREME LOSING BALANCE AND GOING PUSSY FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! VALENTINE NOW QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE BEFORE JOINING HER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
James Peters: Both champion and challenger are in a precarious position right now! Valentine looks to be aiming for an avalanche frankensteiner, but Extreme is positioning herself into a way where Valentine cannot get the leg scissors! Valentine notices this and starts to rain down elbows towards the crown of the champion! Elbow after elbo- BEFORE EXTREME PUSHES HER TO THE LEFT!! AND VALENTINE’S HEAD SNAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE ON HER WAY DOWN!! VALENTINE GOES FACE FIRST AS SHE IS NOW SLUGGED FORWARD, HANGING OVER THE SECOND ROPE MANY FEET AWAY FROM THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!! EXTREME WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE RETURNS TO THE PERCHED STATE SHE WAS AT FROM EARLIER!! WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!?
Persephone: The fuck is she going to do? Valentine is literally dead (hopefully) at other corner! There is no way she can dive all the way there.. Can she?
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is spreading her arms as she stands on the top rope! Andrea Valentine has still yet to move as she is hung face down over the second rope beside the turnbuckles! OH MY GOD! EXTREME LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND EXTENDS HER LEGS!! NO WAY!
( Ms. Extreme executes a coast-to-coast dropkick to the hanging challenger. )
James Peters: THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH A DEATH-DEFYING COAST-TO-COAST DROPKICK TO THE SUSPENDED CHALLENGER!! MS. EXTREME LYING IT ON THE LINE BY BRINGING OUT NEW GUNS OUT OF HER ARSENAL!! IT IS CERTAIN THAT VALENTINE WASN’T EXPECTING THAT!! EXTREME IS SLOW TO GET THE COVER AS SHE NOW HOOKS THE LEG AND HAS THE LATERAL PRESS!! THE CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN CONTINUES!! COVER!
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Rich Russillo: NO!!!! VALENTINE PUSHES HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND! Ms. Extreme continues to prove that she is the top daredevil of this company! Extreme remains in a sea of tranquility and brings the challenger up to her feet! Extreme with a kick to the face, followed by a spinning heel kick to the midsection. Valentine is down on one knee as Extreme now runs the ropes! The champion rebounds! Valentine slides through her legs! Extreme turns around and VALENTINE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!! AND SHE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE BACK ELBOW!
James Peters: BUT EXTREME BEAUTIFULLY REVERSES THE HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW BY USING ANDREA’S MOMENTUM TO SNAP HER BACK AND ROLL HER INTO A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL COUNTER BY THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION! EXTREME NOW BEGINS TO CLUB ANDREA WITH HER IDLE ARM!! BUT ANDREA IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT AND LIFT EXTREME AROUND!! EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET AND GOES FOR A DDT!! BUT ANDREA GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER!! THE CHALLENGER SPIKES THE CHAMPION AS SHE NOW RUNS THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: THE CHALLENGER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND SHE TRAVELS AROUND THE CHAMPION’S BODY!! AND VALENTINE SENDS EXTREME PACKING OUT ACROSS THE RING AND TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THE SIGNATURE TILT-A-WHIRL LEGSCISSORS! VALENTINE KIPS-UP TO HER FEET AND NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SHE LOOKS TO SQUASH THE CHAMPION INTO THE CORNER!! BUT EXTREME LEANS DOWN AND SENDS VALENTINE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON THE APRON!
Persephone: Extreme goes for a rope-assisted enziguri! BUT VALENTINE GRABS HER FOOT!! AND SHE USES IT TO SUCCESSFULLY BRING THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION OUT OF THE RING! Both elitists are exchanging strikes on the apron now! Extreme with a forearm smash! Valentine with one of her own! Extreme now begins to pepper the challenger! The champion is overpowering Valentine as Valentine PUSHES AVA NUMBER 1000 INTO THE RINGPOST!! EXTREME SMACKS THE BACK OF HER HEAD ONTO THE RINGPOST AS VALENTINE NOW BACKS UP!! OH YES!! A METEORA INTO THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: EXTREME PULLS HERSELF UP AT THE LAST SECOND!! AND CONNECTS WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAW!! VALENTINE IS STUNNED AS EXTREME NOW GRABS HER AND PULLS HER HEAD IN BETWEEN HER THIGHS!! OH NO!! NOT ON THE APRON!! EXTREME JUMPS OVER ONTO HER BACK AND LOOKS TO DRIVE HER ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH HER SIGNATURE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!! THIS COULD END THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: NO!! RIGHT AS EXTREME JUMPED FOR THE SUNSET FLIP, ANDREA SIMPLY SLID UNDER HER LEGS!! EXTREME IS CONFUSED AS ANDREA COMES FROM BEHIND!! AND SHE PUSHES EXTREME FACE FIRST INTO THE OTHER RINGPOST!! EXTREME IS GRABBING HER THROAT IN PAIN AS VALENTINE NOW GRABS HER FROM BEHIND!! AND SHE JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD FOR THE ATOMIC BLONDE!! THIS IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS MANY TIMES FOR VALENTINE!! IF SHE HITS THIS, IT IS OVER FOR EXTREME!!
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND!! EXTREME HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AND MANAGES TO COUNTER THE REVERSE RANA BY PULLING HER UP AND TRANSITIONING HER INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! EXTREME WITH ANOTHER UNIQUE COUNTER TO THE ATOMIC BLONDE AS VALENTINE IS TRYING TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!! BUT THE WORLD CHAMPION HAS THE CARRY IN TIGHT!!
Persephone: EXTREME JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND DRIVES VALENTINE INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A ROLLING SENTON!! OH MY GOD!! IT LOOKS LIKE EXTREME MIGHT HAVE TAKEN THAT MUCH DAMAGE AS WELL!! STUPID FUCKING WHORE! Extreme with another dangerous maneuver off the apron! I don’t think I have ever seen the rolling senton done like that and Valentine has yet to move! Get the medics her and take her to the hospital! DING! DING! DING! IT IS OVER!
Rich Russillo: No. It isn’t. Extreme slowly gets up to her feet and throws Valentine through the ropes! Extreme looks like she wants to get this done and over with right now as she jumps onto the top turnbuckle! Valentine is smack dab in the center of the ring in a supine position! EXTREME IS SIGNALLING FOR THE END!! AND SHE LEAPS HIGH UP INTO THE SKIES!! AND LOOKS TO CAVE A WHOLE IN VALENTINE’S CHEST WITH HER DEVASTATING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! A BLIND FURY!!
James Peters: NO!! VALENTINE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND EXTREME ROLLS SAFELY INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! BUT EXTREME’S SAFETY ISN’T GUARANTEED AS SHE GETS CLOCKED IN THE JAW WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! AND VALENTINE SPINS RIGHT INTO A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW!! EXTREME IS DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES AS VALENTINE NOW RUNS INTO THE CORNER AND BACK!!
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Rich Russillo: EXTREME CATCHES THE METEORA AND HAS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! OH NO!! EXTREME NOW RAISES HER UP!! WAIT!! VALENTINE REVERSES THE POWERBOMB INTO A FLIP PILEDRIVER!! A VALENTINE DESTROYER AS ANDREA DOES NOT GO FOR THE COVER!! ANDREA ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND FRANTICALLY ASCENDS THE TURNBUCKLES!! CAN THIS BE IT FOR EXTREME’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!! WILL VALENTINE REIGN SUPREME!! SHE IS NOW ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Persephone: THE ROUNDING MOONSAULT ONTO THE HEART OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!! THE MAGIC HOUR CONNECTS AS VALENTINE HOOKS BOTH LEGS WITH DESPERATION!! NEW CHAMPION!!
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James Peters: KICK-OUT!! BUT VALENTINE IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE ARM SHE PUT UP AND PUTS INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER!! THE CHALLENGER FIGURED THAT WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH TO BECOME CHAMPION AND STEPS AHEAD OF THE CHAMPION!! VALENTINE WITH A CROSS ARMBREAKER CINCHED IN TIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! COULD WE SEE THE CHAMPIONSHIP CHANGE HANDS WITH A SUBMISSION!?!?
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!! THE WORLD CHAMPION WILL NOT ALLOW IT!! EXTREME BEGINS TO OVERPOWER THE CHALLENGER AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A KNOCKOUT SLAM!! BUT VALENTINE INSTINCTIVELY GETS HER INTO AN ARM TRIANGLE!! EXTREME IS LOCKED INTO ANOTHER SUBMISSION! EXTREME IS SHAKING HER LEGS LOOKING TO GET A FEEL OF THE ROPES!! AND VALENTINE STARTS TO RAIN DOWN 12-6 ELBOWS ONTO THE TOP OF HER HEAD!! VALENTINE IS BRILLIANT!! SOFTEN HER UP SO SHE CAN FALL ASLEEP EASIER!
James Peters: EXTREME RANDOMLY HOISTS HER UP INTO THE AIR!! YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON VALENTINE’S FACE!! AND EXTREME WITH ANOTHER KNOCKOUT SLAM!! ANOTHER POWERBOMB AND IT LOOKS LIKE VALENTINE HAS GIVEN UP!! NO!! VALENTINE NOW GRABS THE HEAD AND PUTS HER INTO THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!! EXTREME IS BACK INTO ANOTHER SUBMISSION HOLD AS WE ARE WITNESSING THE UNDYING RESILIENCE OF THE CHALLENGER!! VALENTINE WILL NOT GIVE UP!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME IS STARTING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!! I WAS WRONG!! EXTREME CLENCHES HER FIST AND STARTS TO DRAG WHATEVER PART OF BODY SHE CAN CLOSER TOWARDS THE ROPES!! SHE IS LITERALLY AN ARM’S REACH FROM THE ROPES!! BUT VALENTINE CONTINUES TO PULL BACK ON THE NECK!! EXTREME IS FRANTICALLY REACHING FOR THE ROPES!! SHE IS RIGHT THERE!! VALENTINE IS SCREAMING AS SHE IS PUTTING EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY SHE HAS LEFT IN HER BODY INTO THIS GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!! WE ARE SECONDS AWAY FROM THE POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT EXTREME PASSES OUT!! COME ON!! EXTREME!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME BRINGS HER ARM UP ONCE AGAIN!! AND SHE LOOKS TO TRY ONE MORE LAST CHANCE AT A ROPE BREAK!! EXTREME SLOWLY INCHES CLOSER TOWARDS THE ROPES!! VALENTINE CONTINUES TO SCREAM LOUDER AND LOUDER!! AND NOW VALENTINE GETS THE LEG SCISSORS IN!! VALENTINE CINCES HER LEGS AROUND HER WAIST AND NOW EXTREME CAN’T USE HER BODY STRENGTH TO GET HER CLOSER TOWARDS THE ROPES!! EXTREME IS STARTING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!!
Persephone: EXTREME PUTS HER ARM DOWN!! AND HER EYES CLOSE!! YES!! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RING THE BELL!!
( Right as the referee was about to ring the bell, Extreme grabs his hand. Extreme wiggles her finger indicating that she isn’t done yet. )
James Peters: THE RESILIENCE OF THE CHAMPION!! THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO AWARD THE VICTORY TO ANDREA, BUT EXTREME HAS A SHIT TON OF FIGHT LEFT IN HER!! VALENTINE CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS EXTREME IS STARTING TO GET ON HER FEET!! ANDREA IS PICKED UP OFF THE GROUND AS EXTREME BRINGS HER CLOSER TOWARDS THE ROPES!! THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD IS RELINQUISHES AS VALENTINE ADAPTS AND TRIES TO PUT HER BACK DOWN WITH AN ARM TRIANGLE!! BUT EXTREME CONTINUES TO HOLD HER UP AND LEANS HER UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS TECHNICALLY A ROPE BREAK, BUT EXTREME HAS NO PLANS TO LET GO OF VALENTINE!! VALENTINE HAS LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION AS EXTREME IS CARRYING HER UP THE TURNBUCKLES IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHAMPION THINKING HERE!! AND EXTREME IS UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE CARRYING HER IN A POWERBOMB WITH ONE ARM!! THIS FREAK STRENGTH FROM EXTREME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MATCH!! OH MY GOD!! VALENTINE WITH A SHOCKED FACE AS EXTREME LETS OUT OF SOME SORT OF WARCRY!!
Persephone: EXTREME GOES FOR A ONE-ARM POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
James Peters: VALENTINE COUNTERS AT THE LAST SECOND AND SPIKES EXTREME’S HEAD ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPIKE HURRICANRANA!! OH MY GOD!! EXTREME GOES SKULL FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH THE SPIKE RANA AS VALENTINE FRANTICALLY GOES FOR A PIN!! BUT EXTREME ROLLS OVER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND DROPS TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! GREAT RING AWARENESS FROM THE CHAMPION AS THAT PIN COULD HAVE GOTTEN VALENTINE THE VICTORY!!!
( Andrea Valentine struggles to get up to her feet while Extreme is unconscious at ringside. The crowd lets out a huge pop as they see who is on the titantron. The titantron momentarily shows Madison Kaline watching the match on her television monitor from her locker room. Kaline smirks at the screen before the titantron goes back to the King Of Elite graphics. )
James Peters: Madison Kaline most certainly has her eyes on the EAW Universal Women’s Championship, so it should come to no one’s surprise that she has her eyes glued to that screen. Not only do the champion walking out of this match have to worry about a challenger like Madison, but they have to worry about Dr. Bethany Blue or Miku Sakai after tonight. The EAW Universal Women’s Champion will leave Houston, Texas, with even more targets on her crown. However, these competitors are all for that. That is why they are in EAW in the first place. It is the thrill of the competition and you can notice that their desire to be champion is out of the world impressive.
Rich Russillo: We are seeing an extremely competitive side from both of these competitors. The champion has continued to showcase that she will go to whatever lengths, even if she could get a career-threatening injury in the process, to retain that championship. She isn’t the longest reigning EAW Universal Woman’s Champion in history for no reason. Andrea Valentine has taken her to the absolute limit. This is The Red Queen’s toughest challenge yet. Valentine is now fully up to her feet as she begins to climb the turnbuckle. What is the challenger thinking here? Is she as bat shit crazy as the champion herself? Valentine is perched on the top turnbuckle!
James Peters: EXTREME LEAPS ONTO THE APRON OUT OF NOWHERE!! AND LOOKS TO PUSH VALENTINE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Valentine steps off the top turnbuckle before she could grab her! AND VALENTINE WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST TO EXTREME!! GOD DAYUM!! Extreme is staggered as Valentine steps back up to the turnbuckles and she grabs Extreme from below! What is going through the mind of the challenger? Valentine now grabs her arm-
Rich Russillo: EXTREME WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE MUSHER!! AND THEN SHE GRABS VALENTINE’S HAND AND PULLS HER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND VALENTINE’S HEAD GOES FACE-FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! VALENTINE’S HEAD SNAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AS SHE NOW REELS INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! EXTREME HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS DOWN AT THE SUBCONSCIOUS VALENTINE WITH A SINISTER SMIRK ON HER FACE!!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme springs onto the top rope, and jumps off it to jump onto the adjacent ropes! AND SHE JUMPS OFF THAT ROPE!! AND SHE FLIPS BACKWARDS IN CORKSCREW MOTION!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE STUNNER ON HER WAY DOWN!! A CORKSCREW VARIATION OF THE GLASS CEILING CONNECTS!!! OH MY GOD!! MS. EXTREME WITH A FREAK SHOWCASE OF ATHLETICISM AS SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!! COUNT, IT REF!!
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Rich Russillo: NO!!! VALENTINE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! When it comes to the Glass Ceiling manoeuvre, Extreme has primarily jumped from the top rope down onto the opponent. Extreme went above and beyond and perfectly executed a corkscrew leaping stunner and that nearly put Valentine away. Valentine continues to be resilient and Extreme’s confidence might be fading away. Extreme takes a couple of deep breathes before she kicks Valentine right in the face. Valentine goes down and Extreme climbs back onto the top turnbuckle. Extreme is pointing right at the challenger! AND SHE DESCENDS!
James Peters: VALENTINE INTERCEPTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!! IT CONNECTS AS EXTREME FELL RIGHT INTO THAT KICK!! SHE IS DOWN AND OUT AS VALENTINE IS STARTING TO GET SUPPORT OF THE CROWD!! THIS HAS BEEN AN AMAZING MATCH THUS FAR!! VALENTINE IS UP TO HER FEET AS SHE IS WAITING FOR EXTREME TO GET UP TO HER FEET!! VALENTINE COULD FINISH THIS RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS JUST A TEST OF WHO HAS MORE STAMINA AT THIS POINT! WHO HAS MORE FIGHT IN THEM AT THIS POINT!!
Persephone: VALENTINE RUNS AND FLIPS THE CHAMPION OVER FOR THE RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!! BUT EXTREME DROPS DOWN AND VALENTINE GETS CAUGHT RED-HANDED!! THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR IS CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THE CHALLENGER IS IN HUGE TROUBLE!! THIS VERY SUBMISSION HOLD HAS WON A HANDFUL OF MATCHES, NO PUN INTENDED, FOR THE CHAMELEON IN THE PAST!! WILL IT BE THE SUBMISSION MOVE THAT WILL GET HER THE VICTORY OVER ANDREA VALENTINE!
James Peters: I DON’T THINK SO!! VALENTINE IS STARTING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT AND LIFTS EXTREME OFF HER POSTERIOR AND HOISTS HER INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! OH MY GOD!!! VALENTINE WITH A DETERMINED LOOK IN HER FACE AS HE HOLDS HER UP!! VALENTINE IS TRYING TO MANOEUVRE THE CHAMPION IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, BUT EXTREME IS SENDING DOWN PUNCHES AND IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT AS BEST AS POSSIB-
Rich Russillo: THE ATOMIC BLONDE FROM EXTREME!! WHAT THE HELL!! MORE LIKE ATOMIC RED AS THE CHAMPION JUST STOLE A MOVE FROM THE CHALLENGER’S PLAYBOOK!! THE IRONY OF THIS!! IMAGINE THE HEADLINES IF MS. EXTREME WINS DEFENDS HER CHAMPIONSHIP WITH THE CHALLENGER’S OWN MOVE!! EXTREME SEEMS SHOCKED THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO GO THROUGH WITH THAT AS SHE IS ELECTING TO NOT GO FOR THE COVER!! SHE STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: AND EXTREME IS NOW PERCHED ON TOP!! AND SHE SOARS OFF FOR THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! ANDREA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! AND SHE GRABS EXTREME’S LEFT FOOT ONCE SHE LANDS!! AND SHE TAKES HER DOWN!! AND PUTS HER INTO THE MODIFIED STF!! THE AVA LOCK!! ANDREA VALENTINE FLIPPING THE AVA LOCK INTO HER OWN!! CALL THIS THE VALENTINE LOCK AS IT IS AN EYE FOR AN EYE!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL MY MOVE, THEN I AM GOING TO STEAL YOURS MENTALITY!! THESE COMPETITORS ARE LITERALLY GOING TIT FOR TAT IN THIS MATCH AS ANDREA HAS THE STF LOCKED IN TIGHT!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME SLIDES UNDER HER ARMS AND ESCAPES OUT OF HER OWN MOVE QUICKLY!! AND SHE GRABS HER LEGS AND TRIES TO CINCH IN THE CHINLOCK FOR THE STF!! BUT THE AVA LOCK IS EVADED AS VALENTINE ROLLS THROUGH AND EXTREME GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! EXTREME IS STUNNED AS SHE TURNS AROUND!! AND GETS CLOCKED WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!! FOLLOWED BY A JUMPING DOUBLE SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!! EXTREME HAS FALLEN AS VALENTINE IS UP TO HER FEET!
James Peters: THESE TWO ARE JUST NOT GIVING UP!! EXTREME IS BACK UP TO HER FEET QUICKLY AS ANDREA JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! AND SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF IT AND FALLS BACKWARDS!! AND GOES FOR THE ATOMIC BLONDE!! AND ANDREA SPIKES THE CHAMPION WITH THE INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! THE ATOMIC BLONDE!! THE CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN IS OVER!
Persephone: NO!!! EXTREME FLIPPED BACKWARDS AT THE MOST PERFECT SECOND AND GRABS HER LEG!! AND STEPS INTO THE STF!! THERE IT IS!! THE AVA LOCK IN CINCHED IN!! EXTREME HAS HER IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! NOW TAP ANDREA!! TAP NOW!! NOW!!! NOW!! NOW!!! NOW!! NOW!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine still has a lot of energy left in her! Extreme is trying her best to submit her with the modified STF, but Andrea Valentine is digging her fingernails into the canvas in order to bring herself closer towards the ropes. Valentine is now trying to pull Extreme’s arms away from around her head, but it is to no avail. Valentine has only one way to get out of this and that is the infamous rope break! Extreme lets go and starts clubbing her face in! VALENTINE GRABS HER ARM AND TRIES TO USE IT TO GET OUT!! BUT EXTREME USES HER OTHER ARM TO CLUB HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! AND VALENTINE IS RIGHT BACK IN THE AVA LOCK!
James Peters: ANDREA IS NOW REACHING FOR THE ROPES!! BUT EXTREME’S TORQUE IS DISCOURAGING HER FROM DOING SO!! ANDREA IS TRYING HER BEST!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!! EXTREME GRABS HER EXTENDED ARM AND USES IT AGAINST ANDREA!! SHE IS USING ANDREA’S OWN FUCKING ARM TO CHOKE HER OUT! THIS IS BRILLIANT!! IMAGINE HOW EMBARRASSING IT WOULD BE FOR ANDREA TO SUBMIT TO THIS!! EXTREME HAS A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS DOING AND WHAT COULD BECOME OF IT WHEN IT IS ALL SAID AND DONE!! ANDREA’S SCREAMS ARE SILENCED BY HER OWN ARM AS YOU COULD HEAR THEM FAINTLY!! THE CHAMPION HAS HER LOCKED DOWN AS THIS COULD BE THE END OF THIS MATCH!!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA WITH A PUNCH TO THE EYE!! THE MODIFIED VERSION OF THE AVA LOCK HAD A HUGE FLAW THAT HAD ANDREA’S LEFT HAND FREED UP!! ANDREA DESPERATELY LIFTED UP HER HAND FOR A PUNCH AND HIT RIGHT ON THE BUTTON ON THE EYE!!
Persephone: EXTREME IS GRABBING HER EYE IN PAIN AS ANDREA NOW GETS UP TO HER FEET!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST!! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!! AND SHE LOOK TO KNOCK HER OUT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW!
James Peters: EXTREME GRABS HER FOOT AND SWEEPS THE OTHER LEG!! AND SHE IS GOING FOR THE AVA LOCK ONCE AGAIN!! BUT ANDREA DESPERATELY HOLDS ONTO DEAR LIFE ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! LOOK AT THE LOOK OF CONCERN PLASTERED ALL OVER ANDREA’S FACE!! SHE HAD A LOT OF TROUBLE GETTING OUT OF THE AVA LOCK AND GETTING IN IT FOR THE SECOND TIME MIGHT DO THE JOB ON HER!! EXTREME IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO YANK HER OFF THE ROPE JUST AS MUCH AS ANDREA IS TRYING TO HOLD ON!! THIS IS THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP THAT IS ON THE LINE!! HISTORY IS UP FOR GRABS!! THESE WOMEN ARE PUTTING IT ON THE LINE!!
Persephone: EXTREME GRABS BOTH OF HER LEGS AND SUCCESSFULLY PULLS HER OFF THE TOP ROP-
James Peters: HOLYYY SHITTT!!!!
( When Extreme pulls Valentine off the second rope, Valentine uses the momentum to hover over her shoulders and hit the Atomic Blonde. )
James Peters: AATTTTOOOOOMIIIICCCC BLOOOONNNNDEEEE!!! ANDREA VALENTINE HITS THE INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER FROM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!! VALENTINE WITH THE BACKPRESS COVER!! THIS IS IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! MS. EXTREME ARCHES UPWARDS TO KICK OUT OF THE COVER!! ANDREA VALENTINE NEARLY SURPRISED THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH THAT SHOCKING ATOMIC BLONDE SEQUENCE!! EXTREME DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!! SHE WAS INTENT ON PUTTING INTO THAT STF AND VALENTINE USED TO THAT HER ADVANTAGE TO HIT THAT QUIETLY IMPRESSIVE ATOMIC BLONDE FRANKENSTEINER!! WE HAVE SEEN AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF SCENARIOS WHERE ANDREA WAS ABLE TO HIT THAT ATOMIC BLONDE!! WE HAVE SEEN THAT SHE CAN HIT THAT FROM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, BUT SHE HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!! AND WE THOUGHT THAT WAS OVER, BUT THIS MATCH CONTINUES TO GO ON!
Persephone: Got to be kidding me.
James Peters: Andrea Valentine is starting to lose patience in this match. This match may have gone much longer than she anticipated. She thought it was over, everyone thought it was over. Valentine has taken the universal champion to her absolute threshold. TO HER LIMIT! She has proven every single one of her words she has said this week and all she has to do is hit another one of those Atomic Blondes! However, that isn’t what she is going for. Valentine steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles. We all know what is she going for here! Extreme is gingerly getting up to her feet while Valentine is preparing to hit with what could win her the championship! Can it!?!?!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS WITH THE V-DAY!! THE JUMPING SOMERSAULT SENTON CONNECTS!
James Peters: NO!! EXTREME LEAPS UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHATTERS HER JAW WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! EXTREME WITH THE ULTIMATE INTERCEPTION AS VALENTINE NOW LOSES BALANCE IS NOW HANGING FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! SHE IS HANGING TOWARDS THE RINGSIDE AREA AS EXTREME IS CONVENIENTLY STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE RIGHT AFTER THAT EAR RINGING KNEE STRIKE!! THE CHAMPION LEAPS INTO THE AIR!
Rich Russillo: A BLIND FURY!! EXTREME WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO THE HANGING CHALLENGER AND VALENTINE GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE APRON!! OH MY GOD!! EXTREME QUICKLY GETS UP HER FEET AT RINGSIDE AND PUSHES VALENTINE INTO THE RING!! EXTREME ROLLS INTO THE RING AND FOLDS HER OVER!!
James Peters: VALENTINE IS FOLDED OVER LIKE AN ACCORDION AS EXTREME DESPERATELY PINS HER DOWN!! THE LEGENDARY REIGN LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! AND EXTREME IMMEDIATELY PUTS HER INTO THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! EXTREME CINCHES IN RED-HANDED AS VALENTINE NOW SCREAMS IN PAIN!! THIS COULD BE THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!! EXTREME IS SCREAMING AS SHE IS PUTTING EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT IN APPLYING TORQUE AND PRESSURE TO HER RIGHT ARM!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME HAS ESTABLISHED HERSELF AS A SUREFIRE HALL OF FAMER AND SHE KNOWS THAT BY KNOCKING OFF ANDREA VALENTINE, THAT WILL MAKE THAT EVEN MORE CERTAIN!! THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION HAS BEEN DOMINANT!! SHE HAS MADE EVERYONE ACKNOWLEDGE HERSELF AS THE TRUE QUEEN OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING AND WE ARE SEEING EXACTLY WHY!! NO ONE IS AS DOMINANT AS EXTREME!! NO ONE HAS THE GUTS AND GALL LIKE OUR UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!! IT IS ON DISPLAY!
Persephone: ANDREA USES HER LAST RESERVE OF ENERGY TO SHIFT THE TIDE AND ROLL EXTREME UP INTO A SCHOOL-BOY COVER OFF THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! OH MY GOD!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: OH MY!! ANDREA GOT HER!!
( Extreme kicks out and immediately transitions her back into the Red Handed submission hold. )
Rich Russillo: NO!!! EXTREME NEARLY LOST HER TITLE IN THAT FASHION, BUT SHE HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO ESCAPE THAT SITUATION!! AND SHE PUT HER BACK INTO THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! COME ON!! WHEN IS THE OFF BUTTON ON ANDREA!! WHEN WILL ONE OF THESE GIVE UP!! ANDREA IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES, BUT SHE IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! EXTREME IS SMILING MANIACALLY AS SHE CONTINUES TO APPLY TORQUE!
James Peters: ANDREA IS HINTING THAT SHE IS ABOUT TO TAP!! SHE IS ABOUT TO SMASH DOWN HER HAND, BUT SHE IS FIGHTING THAT TEMPTATION!! ANY NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD HAVE THROWN IN THE TOWEL AT THIS POINT!! BUT THIS IS EAW!! WE ARE FULL OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FAR FROM NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS!! THESE ELITISTS HAVE MORE HEART AND DETERMINATION THAN YOU THINK AND ANDREA SYMBOLIZES THAT!! EXTREME IS SO CLOSE TO ENDING THIS AND SEEING ANOTHER DAY, BUT ANDREA IS POURING EVERYTHING INTO THIS! SHE DID NOT COME THIS FAR TO LOSE!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE DIDN’T COME THIS FAR TO LOSE EXACTLY!! ANDREA’S FACE LIGHTS UP AS SHE STARTS TO LIFT EXTREME INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! EXTREME IS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF AS ANDREA RUNS ACROSS THE RING TOWARDS THE CORNER!! AND SHE LAUNCHES THE CHAMPION INTO THE SKIES OFF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! AND EXTREME GOES CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR TOSS!!
Persephone: WHAT A COLLISION INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A LAST DESPERATE ELECTRIC CHAIR TOSS AS SHE IS GRABBING HER LEFT ARM IN ABSOLUTE PAIN!! Ms. Extreme is barely able to get up to her feet as VALENTINE RUNS THE ROPES!! AND VALENTINE JUMPS AND GRABS HER NECK!! EXTREME GETS DRIVEN DOWN WITH THE CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!
James Peters: EXTREME COUNTERS THE CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER WITH STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! OH M GOD!! EXTREME JUST CAVED A HOLE INTO THE CHEST OF VALENTINE!! EXTREME BRINGS VALENTINE UP TO HER FEET AND LEAVES HER BENT OVER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! EXTREME JUMPS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE
Rich Russillo: AND EXTREME WITH ANOTHER BLIND FURY FOOT STOMP ONTOTHE BENT OVER CHALLENGER!
James Peters: ANDREA COUNTERS WITH ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE JAW!! BUT WAIT!! EXTREME HAD IT SCOUTED AND GRABS HER FOOT!! BUT ANDREA SPINS AROUND AND DECIMATES EXTREME WITH ANOTHER KICK!!
Rich Russillo: AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW!! EXTREME IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS ANDREA NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! ANDREA MOVES AROUND THE CHAMPION IN TILT-A-WHIRL MOTION!! AND SHE ENDS IT WITH GRABBING HER HEAD!!
AND SHE JUMPS AROUND AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH THE CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!! LOVE HAZE CONNECTS!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!! NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Persephone: DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! EXTREME GETS HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MILLISECOND!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! EXTREME IS OUT OF IT!! HOW DID SHE KICK OUT!! HOW DID SHE GET HER SHOULDER UP!! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!? THE CHALLENGER HAS HER JAW DROPPED TO THE VERY FLOOR AS THE CHAMPION IS STILL IN THIS!! EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET HERE IN HOUSTON, TEXAS AS THEY ARE WITNESSING A CLASSIC IN THE MAKING!
James Peters: Andrea Valentine gets up to her feet and just stands in the middle of the ring. Ms. Extreme lies below her as Valentine looks down at what she has done to her. Valentine with a smirk on her face as she steps away from Extreme and looks at the top turnbuckle. These competitors have relied on the top turnbuckle so many times during this match that it has to be the key to victory! Valentine steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles! This has to finis this match! Valentine with a look on her face that you can tell that this is going to be a last ditch effort!
Rich Russillo: VALENTINE WITH THE V-DAY SOMERSAULT SENTON ONTO THE CHAMPION!! IT IS ACADEMIC FROM HERE!
Persephone: THE CHAMPION INTERCEPTS THE V-DAY WITH A FOREARM SMASH ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! VALENTINE IS STUNNED AS EXTREME NOW SPINS AROUND AND STUNS HER EVEN MORE WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! ANDREA VALENTINE IS OUT OF IT NOW!! NOW FINISH THIS MATCH NOW!! YES!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme joins Andrea on the top turnbuckle and grabs her left leg.. What the hell is she thinking here! ANDREA IS HUNG UPSIDE DOWN AS EXTREME HAS HER ON THE STRETCH MUFFLER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT IS THIS!?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME HAS THE REDRUM CINCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THIS IS UNIQUE, BUT I DON’T THINK THIS IS ENTIRELY SAFE FOR ANDREA VALENTINE!! SUBMISSION DON’T COUNT WHEN IT IS USED IN THIS CONTEXT!! EXTREME CONTINUES TO STRETCH HER LEGS AS VALENTINE IS STARTING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!!!
James Peters: EXTREME NOW BEGINS TO GET HIGHER BY APPLYING THE STRETCH MUFFLER ON THE RINGPOST!! WHAT THE HELL!! EXTREME CONTINUES TO APPLY THE STRETCH MUFFLER AS THE REFEREE IS TELLING HER TO LET GO OF IT!! EXTREME IS MAKING SURE THAT ANDREA VALENTINE DOESN’T CHALLENGE FOR THIS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA VALENTINE IS DEFENCLESS RIGHT NOW!! AND EXTREME CONTINUES TO APPLY THE REDRUM!! COME ON!! MS. EXTREME IS DESTRO-
( Valentine uses her other leg to somehow get the leg scissors on Extreme on the top turnbuckle… )
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!! ATOMIC BLONDE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! THE AVALANCHE ATOMIC BLONDE CONNECTS!!
James Peters: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! VALENTINE GRABS HER LEFT LEG AND ARM IN PAIN AS SHE SLIDES OVER AND PAINFULLY LIFTS UP THE LEG!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX hits to a gigantus pop. Everyone in the crowd jumps to the air and raises their arms in complete shock as Andrea Valentine tirelessly rolls off Ms. Extreme’s upper body. Valentine gets up onto one knee and is handed the EAW Universal Women’s Championship. She kneels and looks at the championship. She begins to get emotional realizing that she is finally back at the top of the mountain before she raises the championship and soaks in the moment. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NEWWWWW EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION… ANDDDREEEEEEEEEEAAA VALLENNTINEE!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine is back on top of the world! She has finally established herself back on the throne and she has absolutely earned it. What a match that was! Extreme and Valentine tore each other apart and went an eye for an eye. Extreme was on the cusp of indefinitely ending Valentine and I have zero idea where Valentine was able to pull of that kind of counter!
James Peters: I can’t believe it! Valentine has finally proven the doubters wrong! It was ultimately the daredevil tendencies of The Red Queen that was able to spill right all over her face! Extreme was hell bent on destroying Valentine and proving that she is the undisputed women’s champion in all of professional wrestling, and her ego and willing to prove that statement was the death of her.
Persephone: It’s over :blessed: :whew: :wow: :whoa: :mjlol2:
( Andrea Valentine continues to raise her championship on the top turnbuckle before she steps through the ropes and begins walking up the ramp. Ringside personnel shine light on Ms. Extreme’s eyes to check for any concussions. The camera focuses in as she looks up at Andrea Valentine celebrating on the stage. She looks down as expected, but she shakes her head and smiles in respect for the new EAW Universal Women’s Champion. Valentine walks to the back and a replay of the finish plays. )
Rich Russillo: Let’s look at that finish once again. Ms. Extreme might have gotten too cocky with applying that stretch muffler onto the top turnbuckle. I believe she was going to turn it into some kind of avalanche slam, but she zeroed in on ensuring the demise of Andrea Valentine. Valentine was surely silenced at the point, but Valentine reached deep into her last energy reserve and was able to get the leg scissors for one would turn out to be a historical Atomic Blonde for the career of Andrea Valentine!
( It doesn’t go to commercial break as the cameras follow Andrea Valentine being serenaded by various Elitists backstage. She hugs some of her friends and family and begins to walk back to her locker room. )
( Andrea Valentine lets out an exhausted sigh as she turns the corner to see a familiar figure leaned up against a supply crate. )
( Madison Kaline steps into the camera’s view and stands right in front of the new champion. Both women have an intense staredown into each other’s eyes. Kaline smirks as her eyes travel down towards the championship kept tights by Andrea. Kaline continues to look at the title before staring right back at her. )
Madison Kaline: Congrats. Champ.
( Madison Kaline says only that. She turns around and walks out of the scene to leave Andrea Valentine to wonder. It fades to commercial break. )
( Commercial Break: EAW 2K22 DLC COMING SOON! )
(King of Elite fades down to the ringside area for the final time tonight and focuses in on the announcer’s table. Stew-O from Dynasty, Persephone from Voltage, and Gavin Kirkland from Showdown are the commentators for tonight’s main event.)
Stew-O: Well it’s been a hell of a night so far, with EAW crowning a brand new Universal Women’s Champion just a few moments ago. You had a front row seat for that match, Persephone, and it absolutely delivered in every single way.
Persephone: :usure:? I could have lived my entire life without ever seeing Ms. Extreme versus Blandrea Valenwhore, shout to my GOAT Veena Adams, and I’m just glad it’s over. I don’t even care that we now have one less title on Voltage. It just means one less thing for me to talk about.
Gavin Kirkland: You still hurting for Rex, aren’t you?
Persephone: Rex coming back to this company is the only thing that will make me happy right now in this whole entire world.
Stew-O: On that note, we’ve reached our main event of the night, which will be the first of two tournament finales.
(The lights inside the arena dim, and of course this gets the crowd going. Purple lights begin to flicker all over the stadium, and when the next match graphic flashes across the tron, confirming the match everyone seems to think this is going to be, the crowd goes bananas.)
(“Age-Age Money” by LADYBABY begins to blast across the sound system and a mixed reaction sounds from the crowd. The Simp Army, who have been camped out in Houston all week waiting to see their IDOL-GUN queens, can be heard loud and proud. Hundreds of them have rushed to the front of the stands, despite security doing their best to keep them at bay, but when the first finalist for the Empress of Elite crown steps on the stage, the Simps lose control. They are shaking and crying, and throwing roses and streamers at the ramp. Miku Sakai looks amazing and confident as she stands on the stage, soaking in the reaction of the crowd. After a moment, she takes a deep breath and heads towards the ring for the biggest match of her career to date.)
Stew-O: There’s been a huge debate raging all week over who’s the actual favorite to win this match. Obviously there is no fan base more loyal than Miku Sakai’s Simp Army, and they have gone above and beyond to make it known that there is no other woman in Elite Answers Wrestling who is worthy enough of being the Empress than the woman who is making her way to the ring right now.
Gavin Kirkland: Not only is she hot and sexy, but Miku has come into her own as a legitimate threat to any championship here in the land of Elite. She can stand toe to toe with the absolute best in this company, and she’s more than proven her worth as a singles champion and dual threat to any division when she beat the very woman she faces here tonight for the Specialists Championship back at Territorial Invasion. If you want my opinion, and when you factor in that Miku does indeed have a win over Bethany, she is absolutely the favorite tonight to walk out of Houston as EAW’s first Empress since 2018.
Persephone: You know, I get it. I truly get it. For weeks it has made me absolutely sick to my stomach to agree with Mary S. Atlas about anything. But as I watch Miku get into the ring, she truly does look like a sick and ugly Gremlin.
Stew-O: :mjlol:
Gavin Kirkland: Rude.
(Miku stands in the ring now, where Bella Braxton waits to make the formal introductions after both women come to the ring. Miku allows the Simps to throw their streamers and flowers into the ring and she takes a seat on top of the turnbuckles in one of the corners. Her eyes focus on the beautiful, brand new, and extremely expensive Empress of Elite crown that was custom made just for the winner by Tiffany’s. Obviously she’s already picturing herself wearing it along with the Universal Women’s Championship.)
(A few seconds pass and Miku’s theme slowly fades out. Various ring crew members hit the area to clean up the flowers and streamers. As this goes on, the lights go out. A lone spotlight shines at the entrance way before the sounds of a heart beating begins to fill the stadium. The audience can’t help but react knowing who’s about to come to the ring and when the sound of beating heart flatlines, the chords of “Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen plays throughout the arena. Dr. Bethany Blue walks out in her extravagant Doctor’s coat and shiny wrestling gear. She has a stethoscope around her neck. Tonight, she walks alone because if she’s meant to win this tournament and go on to become the Universal Women’s Champion in the future, she is going to do it all on her own.)
Gavin Kirkland: :whew: I’m feeling faint, guys! My blood pressure is getting the better of me! Somebody better get the doctor over here so she can check on me.
Persephone: Shut your bitch ass up. Dr. Bethany Blue is no prize herself considering the best she could do is Adam Lucas :mjlol:, but even she wouldn’t ride you with someone else’s vagina.
Stew-O: I definitely understand why a lot of people view Miku as the favorite in this match, but this is one time that I just can’t bet against Dr. Bethany Blue. Tonight is her time to finally silence all of her critics, as well as any doubts she may have about herself, and capture the Empress of Elite crown. We all know how much passion Bethany has for this business, and her journey over the last couple of years has been one full of ups and downs. A lot of people believe that she should have already become a world champion, but the opportunities just haven’t lined up for her. I spoke to her earlier today, and she told me that she’s never been more focused on a single match before than she is on this one tonight. She got the opponent she wanted. She’s got the prize that will catapult her towards achieving her dream of becoming the Universal Women’s Champion.
(Dr. Bethany Blue stops for a moment before making her way up the steel ring steps. She looks out at the crowd and takes it all in before schooling her features. Whatever she’s feeling and whatever she’s thinking is for her and her only. She makes her way up the steps and gets into the ring, not looking at Miku just yet. Bethany heads to the ropes and looks down at the Empress of Elite crown that waits for the winner. She wants it, and she wants it bad. She finally turns and gazes at Miku, who holds her hand up in the shape of a ‘L’. Bethany fights to keep from reacting, and as her music fades out and the lights come back up, Bella steps forward for the intros.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S THE FINALS OF THE 2022 EMPRESS OF ELITE TOURNAMENT!!!!
(This gets an insane reaction from the crowd. For the first time in four years, EAW is going to crown a new Empress!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH WILL RECEIVE THE EMPRESS OF ELITE CROWN, HAND-CRAFTED AND CUSTOMIZED JUST FOR THIS TOURNAMENT BY TIFFANY AND CO, AND A FUTURE SHOT OF HER CHOOSING AT THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!
(This elicits another huge pop from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: AND NOW THE COMPETITORS! INTRODUCING FIRST, TO MY LEFT… SHE IS A FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! FIGHTING OUT OF FUKI, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS… MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(It’s the Simp Army and their cheers that drown out any other reaction that could possibly be heard. Miku, who remains perched on top of the turnbuckles waves and blows little kisses to the simps, who all fight over them. Once the noise dies down, Bella continues.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT, TO MY RIGHT… SHE IS A FORMER INTERWIRE AND SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! FIGHTING OUT OF BOCA RA-
(Bella never gets to finish.)
Stew-O: HEY! MIKU SAKAI DIDN’T BOTHER WAITING FOR THE OTHER INTRODUCTION!!!!! SHE JUST FLEW OFF THE TOP ROPE AND NAILED DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE BACK WITH A DROPKICK!
Persephone: :oh: Maybe this match won’t be so shitty after all.
Gavin Kirkland: MY FAVORITE ASIAN SENSATION JUST SENT THE GOOD DOCTOR INTO THE ROPES AND NOW MIKU IS UNLOADING ON BETHANY! SHE IS HAMMERING AWAY WITH FOREARM SHOTS TO THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD AND BETHANY IS DOWN IN THE CORNER AND TRYING TO COVER UP! THE REFEREE IS IN THERE AND HE IS PULLING MIKU AWAY FROM BETHANY, BUT MIKU GRABS THE REFEREE BY THE SHIRT AND SHAKES HIM!!!!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) RING THE BELL, SIMP!!!
Stew-O: MIKU SHOVES THE REFEREE AWAY AND RIPS AT DR. BLUE’S COAT! SHE PULLS IT UP OVER BETHANY’S HEAD AND SHE IS PUNCHING HER IN THE STOMACH! THE STUNNED REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL BUT MIKU HASN’T LET UP ON BETHANY AT ALL!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU PULLS BETHANY OUT OF THE CORNER AND SPIKES HER HEAD RIGHT IN THE MAT WITH A DDT!!!! MIKU FLIPS HER OVER AND GOES FOR THE QUICK COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Boo. DoCtOr Blue got the shoulder up.
Stew-O: Miku slaps the mat in frustration and shoots a glare at the referee. With the history between these two women and that infamous Territorial Invasion match in the back of both of their minds, it doesn’t really surprise me to see Miku try and get an early advantage. She is on top of Bethany right now, striking her with forearms to the face, and the good doctor is doing her best to try and shake off this onslaught right now.
Persephone: I guess Miku didn’t want to hear that dumbass THE… M… D chant during the intros so she decided to kill it :wow:. I like it. I don’t like Miku. But I like the fuckery she is bringing to the table at the moment.
Gavin Kirkland: Right now, I’m just picturing Miku on top of me and pounding me with forearm shots. Except she could use her tiny fist and pound my asshole instead.
Stew-O: WHOA!
Persephone: :mjwhat:
Gavin Kirkland: Miku finally rolls off Bethany, who tries to get to the corner of the ring. Miku grabs her by the jacket, but Dr. Blue wisely shakes the jacket off. Miku tosses it to the ground and storms over to Bethany, but Bethany sticks her head through the ropes and shakes her head.
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) You need to back off.
Stew-O: The referee steps in the middle, doing his job, and keeping these two women separated.
Persephone: NOT FOR LONG! MIKU WITH A CHEAP SHOT TO THE HEAD! She just sent the doctor right out of the ring and into the mat!!
Gavin Kirkland: Gahdamn, Miku Sakai did not come to fuck around tonight. She knows exactly what a title like Empress of Elite could do for her career.
Stew-O: She’s also going high risk already. MIKU IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND SHE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF BETHANY WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY!! MIKU ROLLS OFF BETHANY AND SNATCHES HER UP BY THE HAIR! MIKU GOES TO THROW BETHANY INTO THE BARRICADES BUT BETHANY ELBOWS HER RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!!!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s the first bit of offense Dr. Blue managed to get in after being attacked from behind during the intros. Miku looks to fire back with a right hand but Bethany blocks and clocks her right in the jaw with a stiff looking punch! There’s no love lost between these two women and believe me, I’ve had hate sex fantasies featuring both of them, but I digress. That shot to the face has staggered Miku and Bethany seizes the moment and drives her face first into the LED ring post!
Persephone: The gremlin falls to the ground and Bethany looks pissed! She begins to stomp and kick Miku! She is stomping her head, her face, her bloated belly, and kicking her violently in the ribs! Bethany reaches down to grab Miku up, and she pulls her high in the air! All the blood is rushing to the tiny little brain of the former Unified Tag Team Champion and Bethany with a brain buster! Miku is sprawled out on the ground and Bethany rolls back into the ring to break up the count.
Stew-O: She’s definitely not staying inside the ring with a prone Miku on the outside. Bethany wants to inflict as much punishment on Miku as possible and she’s got her by the hair. Bethany drags Miku over towards our announce table and she just bashed the girl’s head into our booth!
Persephone: … I think I just got flicked with sweat and I’m super unhappy right now.
Gavin Kirkland: BETHANY SLAMS THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD INTO THE TABLE SEVERAL MORE TIMES! SHE TAKES MIKU AND THROWS HER INTO THE BARRICADES, AND SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING KNEE THAT SMASHES MIKU IN THE TEMPLE!
Stew-O: The referee has reached the count of seven, but Bethany is dragging Miku back to the ring now. She throws her deadweight inside and gets back in, AND THERE’S BETHANY WITH THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Miku kicks out! Even I knew that several shots to the head wasn’t gunna put that dumb bitch away. It’s not like she has anything upstairs anyway.
Stew-O: Miku attempts to sit up but Bethany is up and running the ropes! She comes flying at Miku with a basement style dropkick, and now it’s her turn to pummel Miku! Bethany unloading with lefts and rights, and Miku is kicking and thrashing underneath of her! Miku is doing whatever she can to try and push Bethany off, but the doctor is relentless right now. This tournament means the world to her, and so does the Universal Women’s Championship, and Dr. Bethany Blue with a final right hand that has taken the fight right out of Miku!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany helps Miku up and she whips her into the corner! Bethany charges forward, but Miku is able to move! Bethany stops herself from crashing into the corner and Miku quickly snatches her by the waist! She is trying for a roll-up but Bethany catches her in the side of the head with an elbow! Miku relinquishes her grip and Bethany tosses her back into the corner! Corner clothesline makes sure Miku stays put this time and Bethany races around the ring and comes back at Miku with a beautiful dropkick! Miku is slumped over now, barely holding herself up, and the woman who tasted my cum once upon a time nearly takes her head off with an uppercut!!!
Persephone: That cum sock spot was so uncalled for, and that’s coming from me.
Stew-O: :yikes:
Gavin Kirkland: :mjgrin:
Persephone: Bethany follows the uppercut up with several clubbing blows to Miku’s chest, and she grabs her by the hair to drag her out of the corner. Miku with a desperate rake of Bethany’s eyes and she shoves her back, trying to take a few seconds to regroup. Bethany fires off a right hand, but Miku is able to block it, and she catches Bethany with a big boot to the face! Bethany falls back against the ropes, and Miku sees a chance to dump Bethany to the outside!
Stew-O: Nope! Bethany got her feet up to stop Miku in her tracks, and she immediately pushes herself off the ropes and goes on the attack! Miku is eating a ton of forearm shots to the face right now, and truly has no answers at the moment since Dr. Bethany Blue went on offense! Bethany with a knife edge chop to soften up Miku’s chest and she starts kicking her! The doctor is a little underrated when it comes to her striking ability in my humble opinion and you’re seeing why right now. Miku finally falls to her knees and Bethany with a nasty kick that nails Miku right upside the head! Miku falls to the side but Bethany elects not to go for the cover.
Gavin Kirkland: She goes right for the ropes instead, and she drives all the wind out of Miku’s chest with a diving knee drop from the second rope! Now she hooks the legs and goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Gremlin kicks out!
Stew-O: Bethany goes for the arm and looks to help Miku up, but Miku is able to land two solid shots to Bethany’s gut. That just seems to annoy Bethany and she makes Miku pay by punching her right in the mouth! Bethany clubs Miku in the back a few times, but there’s a lot of fight left in the two-time champ! Miku reaches for the legs and she snatches Bethany to the ground! She looks to hook the waist, but Bethany slips out of it and counters with a headlock! Miku catches Bethany in the ribs, loosening up the doctor’s grip, and this time she does get the waistlock! Miku rolls Bethany over onto her shoulders!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany quickly wiggles free before the referee can reach a count of two, and she gets her legs around Miku! Miku’s locked in a head scissors right now, but she uses her flexibility to flip backwards and slip out of it! Bethany looks a little surprised and eats a dropkick for her efforts! Miku with another pin on Bethany!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Kick out from Bethany!
Persephone: Miku wastes absolutely no time getting up and she brings Bethany with her! Miku with a sloppy looking suplex that puts Bethany down, and now she’s kicking the shit out of her! Miku targets the ribcage for a bit, and now she’s got the hair! She drags Bethany towards the corner and bashes M…I…D’s face into the turnbuckles! Miku does this a few more times before switching to shoulder thrusts to the gut! One day, I hope someone gets hit in the stomach so hard they throw up. That would be amazing.
Gavin Kirkland: Why not just watch one of them gag on lil Gav, who really isn’t that little right now? That’ll make ya throw up :mjlit:
Persephone: :scusthov:
Stew-O: They truly don’t pay me enough to call these tri-brand matches on Gawd.
Gavin Kirkland: Miku with the rapid fire chops to the chest and Bethany Blue is hurting right now! Listen to the Simp Army! They are going nuts with Miku firmly in control of this match! Miku kicks Bethany in the gut and goes for a DDT!
Stew-O: NO! Bethany blocks Miku from spiking her and she knees Miku in the gut! Miku let’s go to grip her stomach and Bethany replies with a double ax-handle that takes Miku to her knees! Bethany strikes her in the jaw with a knee and the back of Miku’s head slams into the turnbuckle! Miku grabs the ropes and tries to pull herself onto the apron, but Bethany has other plans! She pulls Miku towards the center of the ring and goes to pull h-
Persephone: SMALL PACKAGE AKA THE GAVIN! BETHANY’S SHOULDERS ARE PINNED!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Gavin Kirkland: THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE GAVIN?!
Stew-O: Bethany is able to kick out and both women scramble to their feet! Miku goes for a knee strike, but so does Bethany! Their knees collide, countering one another, and it’s Bethany who recovers first and snatches Miku’s arm! Forearm after forearm connects before Bethany jerks Miku close and slams her knee into the Simp Queen’s stomach! Bethany is looking for a stalling vertical suplex! She holds Miku up before slamming her down into the mat, and now Bethany has the arm! She is looking for an armbar, but Miku manages to get her hands locked! Bethany quickly switches gears and goes for the legs, but Miku gets her right in the knee with a wild looking kick!
Persephone: Bethany is not fucked by that pathetic excuse for a kick.
Gavin Kirkland: She grabs a hold of Miku’s leg and kicks her in the back of the knee! That’s the same leg that MaryBecca injured weeks ago prior to Miku’s quarterfinal bout for the Empress of Elite tournament against Sierra and it doesn’t shock me at all to see a smart and sexy woman like Dr. Bethany Blue target a part of Miku’s body that she knows was previously injured.
Stew-O: Bethany quickly drives Miku’s left knee into the mat and drops an elbow down on it. The good doctor is looking for a kneebar submission now, but Miku uses her free leg to start kicking away at Dr. Blue! Miku has locked into survival mode and Bethany has no choice but to let go. Miku quickly rolls to the ropes and is using them to try and pull herself back up.
Gavin Kirkland: If Bethany continues to target that knee, this match could end in absolute disaster and heartbreak for Miku Sakai. Bethany has shaken off the effects of those kicks and she’s going right for Miku! Miku greets her with an elbow to the face, but Bethany shrugs it off! She kicks Miku in the chest and then kicks her hands from the ropes! Bethany targets the left knee with a soccer style kick and Miku crumbles to the mat! Miku is holding her knee, and Bethany quickly grabs the left leg and wraps it around the ring ropes!
Referee: Come on, Bethany! One… two… three… four…
Persephone: Of course it would be stupid to cry about wanting a world title shot and then get disqualified once you’re finally competing for one, so unfortunately Bethany lets go of the illegal submission because no one around here has a sense of humor. Personally, I think she should have kept going and seen if this referee had any balls to disqualify her and end the entire Empress of Elite tournament like that :mjlol:
Stew-O: :mjlol: I can’t even imagine that would go over well with this crowd at all. They absolutely lost it when the match graphic featuring these two flashed across the videotron. They have definitely been looking forward to this highly anticipated rematch since Bethany and Miku won their semi-final matches against Ximena Valesquez and Nariko respectively.
Gavin Kirkland: My cute lil Japanese cookie rolls onto the apron but look at the tenacity of Bethany tonight :drakelike:! She’s gotten control of the leg again and she snaps Miku’s knee down across the middle rope! Miku falls to the outside and she is clutching that knee. Things don’t look good for Miku at all right now.
Persephone: If I were Bethany, and thank Gawd I’m not because the thought of Adam Lucas as a romantic partner makes me want to kill myself, I wouldn’t try and play to the crowd right now. I know she’s feeling herself even if her eye make-up is a little excessive, but she should probably just focus on ending this match as soon as fucking possible.
Gavin Kirkland: Why wouldn’t you want Adam Lucas as a boyfriend?
Persephone: Because I really don’t want to smell like stale beer and cheap cigarettes all the time. I’d rather have COVID a million times than ever touch him in any type of affectionate way.
Stew-O: Damn. You must be a closet DEDEDE fan who can’t let Pain for Pride 14 go or something.
Gavin Kirkland: Well, I do think Persephone is right for once. Bethany needs to get out there and destroy Miku’s hopes and dreams once and for all.
Stew-O: Well you can both relax because that seems to be exactly what’s on Bethany’s mind right now. She’s out of the ring and approaching Miku with caution. Miku is sitting up now and slamming her fist into the knee to try and get some feeling back into it. Miku knows something’s wrong with her right now, and Bethany cracks a cheshire-cat like smile. She stands in front of Miku, looking down at her with that evil smile.
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) Awww, looks like someone needs a doctor.
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Eat shit, bitch.
Persephone: BETHANY SLAPS MIKU RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE FOR HER DEFIANCE AND SHE LAYS HER OUT WITH A BIG BOOT! BETHANY SNATCHES MIKU BY THE INJURED LEG AND DRAGS HER OVER TO THE RING STEPS! SHE SLAMS MIKU’S KNEE DOWN INTO THE STEPS AND NOW BETHANY IS BENDING DOWN TO GRAB MIKU! SHE DEADLIFTS HER UP, PLANTS HER BACK FIRST ACROSS THE STEPS, AND THEN SHE SLAMS THE BACK OF MIKU’S KNEE INTO THE STEPS!
Stew-O: Miku rolls to the ground, falling at Bethany’s feet, and Bethany kicks her right in the back of the head! Miku attempts to crawl away but Bethany kicks her in the head again and lands another kick to the knee. Bethany stomps on Miku’s back a few times before yanking her up by the hair and whipping her into the barricades! Bethany rushes towards Miku, looking for a running knee strike, but Miku! MIKU!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO PUSH HERSELF OFF THE BARRICADES AND CUT BETHANY IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!
Persephone: But what price did Miku just pay for that temporary stop to an even bigger problem? Her knee is hurt and she is having to use the ring skirt to pull herself up and roll back into the ring.
Stew-O: I think Miku is just hoping that Bethany stays down on the outside. She’s sitting in the corner now and trying to get some feeling back into her left leg.
Gavin Kirkland: The referee is up to a count of five, but I already see Bethany coming around on the outside. I think that spear definitely surprised her, but Miku wants this crown very badly.
Persephone: She looks frustrated with her situation right now and I’m sure it makes things worse seeing Bethany’s hands on the apron now. Bethany is going to make it back into the ring and now Miku is pulling herself up. She better get her shit together because this match is far from over.
Stew-O: Bethany dives back in the ring and Miku does the only thing she can do! She greets Bethany with kicks and stomps to the back and head! Miku is fighting through obvious pain right now to try and gain the advantage back in this match, but Bethany has grabbed a hold of her foot! Miku stomps down on Bethany’s hand with her injured leg and pulls Bethany up! She Irish whips her into the corner and strikes her with a running knee to the face! Miku grabs her own knee after the landing, but she quickly drives her shoulder into Bethany’s stomach!
Gavin Kirkland: I was just reminded of my vomit fetish again :noah:
Persephone: :francis:
Stew-O: (lets out a long, annoyed, and rather exasperated sigh)
Persephone: This time it’s Bethany who rakes the eyes, and she quickly throws Miku into the corner! Bethany with two absolutely brutal forearms that seemingly knock Miku silly, and she follows up with a devastating kick to Miku’s knee! It buckles, but Miku keeps herself from falling by grabbing the ropes, but Bethany shows absolutely no mercy by kicking Miku’s hands away! Miku falls to the ground, but Bethany quickly grabs her up, hooks her arms, and tosses her across the ring with a release double underhook suplex!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany is quick to grab Miku by the leg and she drags her to the center of the ring. Bethany with a cover and hook of the leg!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: Miku gets her shoulder up!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany wastes no time going for her next move. Since exploiting Miku’s previously injured knee, Bethany seems to have formed a solid game plan. She grabs Miku’s legs and wraps her up in ‘Fractured’! This elevated variation of the Boston Crab is going to put a ton of pressure on Miku’s back, and I’m sure it doesn’t help that Bethany is contorting both knees as well.
Persephone: :francis: Not sure if Miku can afford to have a hurt knee AND back. How the fuck is her side gig gunna survive?
Stew-O: :mjlol: It’s not like she’s a sex worker.
Persephone: :usure:???
Gavin Kirkland: It’s absolutely destroying me to see Miku in so much pain and agony. If anyone is going to cause tears to form in her beautiful brown eyes, it’s going to be me as I punish her with my dick for being a goddamn tease.
Stew-O: Alright. I’ve had enough. Drop the shit and call the match.
Persephone: Yeah Gavin! Stop being a creep! At least I keep my fantasies about starring in a snuff film with Rex and Raven to myself. It’s my fantasy and my fantasy only to watch Rex fuck Raven one last time before I slit her throat and both of us bathe in her blood.
Gavin Kirkland: Bro…
Stew-O: 😑
(While the commentary breaks down, inside the ring, Miku Sakai finds herself in a pretty delicate position. This is the biggest match of her young career so far, and tapping out is not an option. The booing of the Simp Army is drowning out the cheers of the Bethany Blue supporters, and Miku closes her eyes, reaching for the ropes.)
Persephone: Why the fuck is she reaching for the ropes?? She’s not even close to them!
Stew-O: I think Miku Sakai knows that her only option is to try and get a rope break right now. Bethany has brutalized her so far in this match after she tried to gain the upperhand with an attack before the opening bell. It’s karma and Miku knows it, which is why she is gritting her teeth right now and trying to muscle herself up. I respect the fight, even if I don’t necessarily agree with IDOL-GUN’s actions.
Gavin Kirkland: Hell of an effort being displayed by Miku! She is literally clawing her way towards the ropes right now! No doubt she is feeding off the energy of the simps, and that is helping her find the energy to try and get the rope break.
Persephone: She’s close but her little T-Rex arms aren’t long enough to reach! Bethany is laser focused and she’s holding on to ‘Fractured’ as best she can, but Miku is annoyingly persistent. One-half of the Tag Team of the Year sees she only has a few more inches to go, and she summons everything she’s got left in the tank right now and lunges for the ropes!!!!
Stew-O: SHE MAKES IT! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS MIKU GETS HER HAND ON THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: A sexy look of fury crosses Bethany’s face as the referee rushes over to her and calls for the break!
Stew-O: :damn:!!! BETHANY BRIDGES ALL THE WAY BACK, FOLDING MIKU UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! MIKU IS SCREAMING AND CLINGING TO THE ROPES AS BETHANY TRIES TO LITERALLY BREAK HER IN HALF!
Referee: (off-mic) LET GO NOW, BETHANY! ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FI-
Persephone: Jesus Christ. Bethany let’s go but I would say that the damage has been done.
Gavin Kirkland: I think Bethany senses that too because she jerks Miku away from the ropes and goes for a cover!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Stew-O: NOT YET! Miku rolls her shoulder up and Bethany can’t help but shake her head. I know that neither of these women will ever respect the other, but there has to be some kind of acknowledgement from them towards the other person’s competitive spirit. A lesser competitor would be down and out now, but Miku Sakai continues to remind all of us why she is the future of this business, and more importantly, why she should be considered for future Universal Women’s Championship opportunities.
Persephone: Well, the only future Bethany cares about is one that involves her becoming the Universal Women’s Champion, so I really don’t think she’s going to give Miku credit for anything other than being annoying.
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany gets Miku up and she tosses her into the corner. Running corner clothesline connects on Miku, and Bethany tosses a few forearms to the face in there for good measure. She grabs Miku, places her on the top turnbuckle, and lands a few right hands too!
Stew-O: I’m not sure what Bethany has in mind here, but it’s gotten Miku’s attention. She slams her head into Bethany’s, brutal headbutt right there, and lands a few right hands of her own!
Persephone: Bethany takes a couple of steps back and that allows Miku to land a kick right to Bethany’s face! Bethany quickly recovers and looks to land a clubbing blow to Miku’s chest, but Miku with another kick and she quickly reaches out and grabs Bethany by the hair! Miku whirls her around and wraps her up in a choke! Miku has a chokehold on Bethany and now the referee is forced to admonish her! Miku let’s go but only for a second and now she’s right back to choking Bethany!
Referee: (off-mic) :francis:
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) What?
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Gavin Kirkland: Miku releases the choke but she digs her fingers into Bethany’s eyes! ‘Feel Thy Wrath!’ :damn: Bethany is being blinded as Miku strikes Bethany in the back of the skull with a headbutt!!! She releases Bethany from her clutches, strikes her in the back of the head with her foot, and now Miku very carefully steps to the top rope! She is favoring her knee, but she senses the tides are turning in this match and she wants to capitalize! Miku dives off AND SHE BRINGS BETHANY TO THE MAT WITH A TOP ROPE HEAD SCISSORS!!!!
Stew-O: Miku motions for the crowd to make some noises as she grabs Bethany and rams her shoulder first into the corner! Miku follows up with a back rake, before turning Bethany around and stomping her down into a sitting position!
Gavin Kirkland: She is finally smiling again! Oh my god… OH MY GOD! DID SHE JUST PULL HER TIGHTS BETWEEN HER CHEEKS???
Persephone: :mjlol: Well she did tell Bethany to eat her ass earlier.
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO JEALOUS OF DR. BETHANY BLUE BEFORE! MIKU SAKAI WITH ‘EAT MY ASS’ LITERALLY!!! SHE IS RUBBING HER PERFECT, PORCELAIN, TIGHT LITTLE ASS IN THE DOCTOR’S FACE!!!! PLEASE FOLLOW UP WITH ‘MUSTACHE RIDE’! PLEASE! PLEASE GAWD LET THE BRONCO BUSTER BE NEXT!!!
Persephone: Well, looks like tonight is your lucky night, Gavin! Miku is sending simps everywhere into a frenzy as she hits Bethany with the Bronco Buster!
Stew-O: Miku climbs off Bethany, who is clearly in a state of disarray right now and she pulls her up. Miku with a running bulldog to plant Bethany right in the middle of the ring and she goes for the cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TT-
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: THE MATCH CONTINUES! BETHANY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! I REPEAT, THIS DREAM MATCH CONTINUES BECAUSE BETHANY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Persephone: That wasn’t really worth a repeat.
Stew-O: Miku knows that this is the opening in the match she has been waiting for. She thinks for a moment, and then pulls the doctor up. She looks for a suplex, but Bethany is able to block it. Miku hammers away on Bethany’s back, forcing her down to the mat, before nailing her in the jaw with a knee strike! Notice how Miku made sure to use the right leg, saving the left one, and she rips Bethany up by the hair and drags her face all the way across the ropes until she’s got Bethany in the corner!
Persephone: Miku chops the shit out of Bethany before slapping her right across the kisser! Miku with another chop to the chest, followed up by another slap to the face! Bethany is getting pissed, but Miku with another chop and slap combination! Bethany goes right for Miku’s throat, attempting to choke her, but Miku slams her fist into Bethany’s stomach as hard as she can and knocks the fight right out of her! Miku grabs hold of the ropes and drives her foot under Bethany’s chin for a foot choke!
Gavin Kirkland: This man is really earning his money tonight. He’s had to administer plenty of counts tonight. Miku breaks at the count of four but she doesn’t let up at all! My spicy, feisty OnlyFans Queen stomps Bethany down into a sitting position! PLEASE DO ANOTHER STINK FACE, QUEEN! PLEASE!
Stew-O: I think Miku has something else in mind because she’s backed all the way into the opposing corner! She tests her left leg for a second before sprinting forward and she leaps on Bethany!!! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CHEST!!! THAT SURELY KNOCKED ALL THE WIND OUT OF THE FORMER INTERWIRE AND SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! MIKU WITH BETHANY’S HAIR AND SHE RAKES BETH’S FACE DOWN THE LENGTH OF THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN!
Persephone: :yikes: I could never imagine having a rope burn across my perfect face. That sounds about as bad as a papercut to be honest.
Gavin Kirkland: Miku stomps on the back of both knees and Bethany is forced down into my favorite position for a woman! Miku backs up just a bit, lining Bethany up execution style, and she drives her good knee into the back of Bethany’s skull! Bethany slumps forward, throat first across the ropes, and Miku drives her foot into Bethany’s back and starts to choke her!
Referee: (off-mic) OH MY GOD, STOP!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Disqualify me. I dare you. I know you subscribe to my OnlyFans because one of my simps caught you looking at the pictures of IDOL-GUN wearing only the Unified Tag Team Championships with Danny Tanner.
Referee: (off-mic) Oh.
Stew-O: Welp.
Gavin Kirkland: I’ve seen those pictures too 🥰.
Persephone: The referee seems to have forgotten he’s supposed to count, but then again, he belongs to Voltage. If they’re not made of glass, then they don’t know how to do their job, so I guess he’s just going to let them fight.
Stew-O: Funny how he does that when Miku has the advantage :mjpls:
Persephone: Like Bethany is some paragon of virtue whenever she competes :mjpls:.
Gavin Kirkland: Miku finally tires of choking Bethany and she slips between the ropes. Miku is on the apron right now and she is bringing Bethany, who’s still inside, back to a vertical position. Miku wraps Bethany’s arm around her neck and she’s looking for a suplex! If she suplexes Bethany out of the ring and down onto the ground, that could do it!
Stew-O: :lupe: That’s exactly what she’s trying to do, and Bethany can feel that she’s in danger. Bethany tries to lift Miku up, but Miku blocks that by placing one of her own feet between the ropes! She punches Bethany in the skull and finally Miku is able to get Bethany up in the air! MIKU WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SHOW OF STRENGTH AS SHE LIFTS BETHANY IN THE AIR AND LET’S HER FALL RIGHT ONTO THE GROUND!
Crowd: (dramatically gasps and clutches their pearls)
Persephone: That’s a rather dramatic reaction from the crowd, but I guess they’re shocked to see Bethany flopping around on the ground like a fish. She is violently convulsing right now and grabbing at her lower back :mjlol:
Stew-O: I honestly can’t believe Miku had enough strength to get Bethany up in the air and let her drop like that. That was incredible, and that might have given her the edge she needs to go ahead and finish this thing off. The Empress of Elite tournament has been full of some impressive matches, and it doesn’t surprise me to see these two delivering another classic tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: GUYS! GUYS! MIKU JUST TOOK A LEAP OF FAITH OFF THE APRON AND SHE JUST FLATTENED BETHANY WITH A SENTON! MIKU IS BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE’S GOT THE DOC! MIKU THROWS BETHANY BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE DIVES ON TOP OF HER FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Persephone: NOPE!
Stew-O: BETHANY’S NOT DONE YET!
Gavin Kirkland: Miku slams her hand down on the mat out of sheer frustration. I think she kinda knew it wasn’t enough but that doesn’t mean she didn’t have even the smallest shred of hope that it would be enough to get her the Empress of Elite crown she so desperately wants.
Stew-O: Instead of wasting time being frustrated, Miku should get Bethany up and finish her off.
Persephone: Well Captain Obvious, that is exactly what she’s about to do. Miku heads for the ropes, and I think she’s going to fly!!!! She gets herself set, screaming at Bethany to get up, and as we can all see, Bethany is slow to rise. She’s on spaghetti legs as she pulls herself up and looks around for Miku, BUT THERE GOES MIKU! FLYING GREMLIN! THE ‘WALK OF SHAME’! MIKU CONNECTS WITH THE DIVING CORKSCREW CUTTER AND SHE QUICKLY ROLLS OVER FOR THE COVER! WE HAVE A BRAND NEW EMPRESS OF ELITE!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE CROWD LOSES ITS SHIT AS DR. BETHANY BLUE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO KICK OUT! THEY ARE ALL ON THEIR FEET, APPLAUDING BETHANY’S EFFORTS, AS MIKU LOOKS AROUND IN COMPLETE AND UTTER DISBELIEF! ANY OTHER TIME, THAT MOVE WOULD HAVE ENDED THE MATCH, BUT THE EMPRESS OF ELITE FINALS ISN’T JUST ANOTHER MATCH!
Stew-O: No, it isn’t. The winner of this match gets the opportunity to have a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship whenever they want. The winner can hold onto that crown for an entire calendar year, or she can cash it next week if she wanted!
Persephone: Miku is slow to rise, but she brings Bethany with her. Bethany has taken a lot of punishment in the last little bit, but leave it to the Gremlin to still somehow fuck up the end of the match.
Stew-O: Now you know that wasn’t Miku’s fault. Bethany kicking out is just a testament to the type of competitor she is and how much this match means to her.
Persephone: 😴😴
Gavin Kirkland: Miku hooks Bethany in a side headlock, looking towards the ropes. I think she has her mind made up to take Beth out with a springboard bulldog, but Bethany begins to try and elbow her way free! She catches Miku in the ribs a few times, forcing Miku to let go of the hold, and Bethany whirls around, looking for a clothesline! MIKU DUCKS! SHE SNAPS BETHANY TO THE GROUND AND RUNS THE ROPES, BUT BETHANY IS UP AND SHE LEAPFROGS OVER MIKU!
Stew-O: MIKU TURNS AROUND TO SEE BETHANY CHARGING TOWARDS HER AND SHE FLIPS OVER BETHANY’S BACK, COMPLETELY AVOIDING A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! MIKU TRIES TO TAKE DOWN BETHANY ON THE REBOUND, SHE’S GOT HER IN POSITION FOR AN ARMDRAG BUT HOLY SHIT! BETHANY FLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HER FEET! MIKU HITS THE ROPES AGAIN, AND BETHANY SWINGS WILDLY, TRYING TO CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MIKU DUCKS! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE TRY BY BETHANY, BUT ONCE AGAIN MIKU MANAGES TO AVOID BEING TAKEN DOWN!
Persephone: OH MY GOD THIS IS STUPID! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HIT THE GROUND???
Gavin Kirkland: YOU JUST GOT YOUR WISH SEPHY! MIKU USES THE ROPES AS A SPRINGBOARD THIS TIME AND SHE SENDS BETHANY INTO THE CORNER WITH A SPRINGBOARD HEADSCISSORS!
Stew-O: BETHANY QUICKLY GETS HERSELF TOGETHER AND SHE SEES MIKU COMING AT HER FULL STEAM AHEAD! ‘MUSTACHE RIDE’ FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: NO! NO! NO! BETHANY MOVES AND MIKU CROTCHES THE ROPES! BETHANY GRABS MIKU BY THE HAIR AND SNATCHES HER OFF THE TURNBUCKLES, ROLLING HER UP!
Persephone: :noah: MIKU ROLLS THROUGH AND BOTH ARE BACK UP! MIKU THROWS A RIGHT HAND BUT BETHANY BLOCKS IT, AND CHOPS MIKU RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST! BETHANY FOLLOWS UP WITH A NASTY BITCH SLAP, DOING EXACTLY TO MIKU WHAT MIKU DID TO HER EARLIER! BETHANY WITH ANOTHER CHOP, FOLLOWED BY A SLAP, AND MIKU IS FURIOUS! SHE CATCHES BETHANY IN THE JAW WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE, BUT SHE JUST TWEAKED HER KNEE AGAIN! MIKU’S INJURED KNEE IS WHAT CLIPPED BETHANY’S BIG ASS JAW, AND BETHANY IS ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND THERE IS ‘CODE BLUE’!
Stew-O: THE HEART PUNCH CONNECTS AND MIKU IS DEAD! DR. BETHANY BLUE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT?!?!?!
Stew-O: Wow :wow:. Just wow :wow:. Do unto others, and just like Bethany kicked out of the ‘Walk of Shame’, Miku just kicked out of ‘Code Blue’. AGAIN, if this was any other match, with perhaps nothing on the line, then that right there would have ended the match. Dr. Blue would be having her hand raised right now, and we would be talking about how great this match was.
Persephone: It just couldn’t be that easy could it? Shit like this pisses me off.
Gavin Kirkland: I remember when IDOL-GUN first signed with EAW a year ago. They weren’t taken seriously as competitors at all due to their looks, their attitudes, and the fact both women are happy to flaunt their bodies. Makesmerealhappyahem. But it didn’t take either of them very long to show the entire world exactly what they are about. Together, IDOL-GUN were damn near unstoppable. But when Hikari Kanno went down with an injury, Miku Sakai had to step up, and she did so in a big, big way.
Stew-O: Trying to be as impartial as possible, I do agree with your assessment of Miku having stepped up. She showed us as the Specialists Champion and throughout this entire tournament just how skilled of a wrestler she is, and more importantly, how bad she wants this. She could have fucked off and pursued other things. She could have gone back to Japan and tended to Hikari, and both of them could have come back together. But she didn’t. Miku Sakai is the real deal, love her or hate her.
Persephone: Hate her! Hate Beth! I hate all of them, really.
Gavin Kirkland: That kick out seems to have left Bethany in an absolute state of rage. She wraps her hands around Miku’s throat and begins to slam the back of Miku’s head into the mat over and over again! The referee tries to intervene but Bethany isn’t happy about that at all :lupe:.
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) YOU DIDN’T STOP HER FROM CHOKING ME EARLIER! FUCKING DARE YOU TO RING THAT BELL!
Referee: (off-mic) Goddammit. Fine. Do whatever you want. I’m just here to call the finish.
Persephone: Wait… what did he just say? WHAT DID HE SAY??
Stew-O: THE REFEREE JUST TOLD BETHANY THEY COULD DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED!!!
Persephone: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: IT ONLY TOOK US 84 YEARS TO GET TO THIS POINT BUT LET’S FUCKING GO! ALL BETS ARE OFF! LET THESE TWO FUCKING KILL ONE ANOTHER!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS! ON SHOWDOWN WE WRESTLE! WE DON’T GET TO DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!
Persephone: :voltage: :voltage: :voltage:
Stew-O: :dynasty: :dynasty: :dynasty:
Gavin Kirkland: :squeeze_bottle: :squeeze_bottle: :squeeze_bottle:
Stew-O: BETHANY FINALLY TIRES OF BASHING MIKU’S SKULL IN AND SHE FALLS BACK AGAINST THE MAT! SHE IS OVERCOME WITH EMOTION AND EXHAUSTION RIGHT NOW, BUT SHE HAS GOT TO FIND A WAY TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF FOR GOOD!
Persephone: THE GREMLIN DOESN’T WANT TO DIE TODAY AND SHE IS STRUGGLING TO SIT UP RIGHT NOW! BETHANY SEES MIKU TRYING TO COLLECT HERSELF AND THAT IMMEDIATELY GIVES HER A BURST OF ENERGY! SHE KIPS UP TO HER FEET AND GRABS MIKU BY THE HAIR! SHE IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE CORNER AND MIKU’S BACK HIT THOSE TURNBUCKLES HARD! BETHANY LOOKS FOR A FLYING FOREARM SMASH BUT MIKU GETS HER FOOT UP!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU USED HER LEFT LEG AND NOW SHE’S LIMPING OUT OF THE CORNER! SHE TAKES BETHANY’S WRIST AND TOSSES HER INTO THE CORNER, AND MIKU NAILS BETHANY WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! BETHANY EATS SIX MORE OF THOSE PRECISE STRIKES BEFORE MIKU BACKS OFF AND TAKES OFF RUNNING! SHE’S CLEARLY HINDERED BY HER LEFT KNEE BUT MIKU WILL NOT BE DENIED! SHE NAILS A CORNERED BETHANY WITH A RUNNING YAKUZA KICK!!!!
Stew-O: MIKU PULLS BETHANY FROM THE CORNER AND SENDS HER INTO THE ROPES! SPINNING LEG LARIAT CATCHES BETHANY IN THE CHIN AND MIKU GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: BETHANY OUT AT TWO!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU AND BETHANY RETURN TO A STANDING POSITION AND IT’S MIKU WHO SETS BETHANY UP FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A POWERBO-
Stew-O: NO! BETHANY’S GOT MIKU UP ON HER SHOULDERS! I THINK SHE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ‘GRADE C2’!
Persephone: WELL MIKU HAS OTHER PLANS! SHE JABS HER THUMB INTO BETHANY’S EYE, HITS THE GROUND, AND SHE’S GOT BETH! SHE’S GOT BETH AROUND THE WAIST AND THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGING PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! MIKU’S KNEE JUST GAVE OUT ON HER AND SHE COULDN’T HOLD THE BRIDGE! :lupe:
Stew-O: BETHANY SEES THAT MIKU IS ONCE AGAIN ATTENDING TO HER KNEE AND THAT GIVES HER A SECOND WIND! SHE GRABS AT MIKU AND STRUGGLES TO GET HER UP! MIKU IS FIGHTING BACK, PUMMELING BETHANY WITH ELBOWS AND THAT’S JUST NOT ALLOWING BETHANY TO GET MIKU SETTLED THE WAY SHE WANTS!
Persephone: BRO??? DID YOU SEE THAT???? DID THIS BITCH JUST SAY FUCK IT AND F-5 MIKU SAKAI???
Gavin Kirkland: LMAO YES! SHE REALLY JUST PUT MIKU DOWN WITH A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE F-5! I KNOW SHE WANTED TO HIT ‘GRADE C2’ BUT MIKU KEPT FIGHTING BACK! I THINK IT WAS MORE OF A DESPERATION MOVE THAN SOMETHING BETHANY HAD PLANNED BUT THAT COULD IT! BETHANY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: IT’S NOT OVER! MIKU GETS HER SHOULDER UP JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AND NOW IT’S BETHANY’S TURN TO POUND THE MAT OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION! BOTH WOMEN CAN SEE THEMSELVES AT THE FINISH LINE RIGHT NOW, BUT IT CAN ONLY BE ONE OF THEM!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany slumps over Miku’s fallen body for a moment before she finally gets herself up. She drags Miku with her, throwing a few half-hearted punches to Miku’s face just to make sure Miku knows who is in control of this match. Miku doesn’t have much left to give at this point and Bethany sends her into the corner! Bethany takes a deep breath before she just begins to stiff shot Miku all over her body! Shots to the face, head, chest, and stomach hit their mark, but it’s the brutal kicks to the injured left knee of Miku that are doing the most damage at this point. It’s sad to see it. I hate this for my Simp Kween 😢.
Stew-O: Bethany grabs Miku by the arm and Irish whips her across the ring! Miku’s knee goes out and she falls to the mat before even hitting the corner. You can see the realization that MaryBecca’s selfish actions have come back to haunt her in this finale, and she’s nothing more than a sitting duck for Bethany at this point. Miku reaches for the ropes while Bethany stalks her, and she starts trying to make it to the apron. Bethany lets Miku get within centimeters of the ropes before she grabs ahold of the injured leg and pulls her back to the center of the ring.
Persephone: Bethany is finally going to end this bitch for good. She’s looking for a figure four! That might just snap Miku’s knee in half and let us all be done with her for good!
Gavin Kirkland: :noah: I just want to run into the ring and help Miku right now. This is such a horrible ending. Have some mercy, Bethany, for crying out loud!
Stew-O: BETHANY LOCKS THE FIGURE FOUR IN! MIKU SAKAI IS SCREAMING! BETHANY IS TRYING TO WIN THIS MATCH AND SNAP MIKU’S LEG ALL AT THE SAME TIME! MIKU IS THRASHING ABOUT! SHE’S ACTUALLY GRABBED A HOLD OF HER RIGHT KNEE PAD TO TRY AND KEEP FROM TAPPING OUT! THE LAST THING MIKU WANTS TO DO IS GIVE UP, ESPECIALLY AFTER GETTING THIS CLOSE!!!
Persephone: LOOK AT BETHANY THOUGH! SHE SEES SHE HAS MIKU ON THE BRINK OF GIVING UP! SHE’S GOT THE FIGURE FOUR LOCKED IN AND SHE SNATCHES MIKU BY THE HAIR! THIS BITCH DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER WITH A GLOVE! SHE SHOVES HER FINGERS INTO MIKU’S NASTY MOUTH!!!! ‘SAY AHHHH’! BETHANY HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE…
Stew-O: MIKU SAKAI JUST STABBED DR. BETHANY BLUE RIGHT IN THE EYE WITH WHAT LOOKS TO BE A SMALL SCREWDRIVER!!!!
Persephone: :gladbron: THAT BITCH WASN’T TRYING TO HOLD ON TO KEEP FROM TAPPING, SHE WAS TRYING TO OPEN UP HER KNEE PAD AND PULL OUT A WEAPON! THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Gavin Kirkland: BLOOD IS POURING DOWN BETHANY’S FACE AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN! THE DOCTOR IS HOLDING HER FACE AND ROLLING AROUND ON THE MAT! MIKU HAS TURNED THE TIDES IN THIS MATCH THANKS TO A HIDDEN WEAPON AND WE ALL HEARD THE REFEREE EARLIER! HE SAID THEY COULD DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED! MIKU CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND HAS TO USE THEM TO STAND UP! SHE CAN’T REALLY PUT ANY WEIGHT ON THAT LEG RIGHT NOW! BUT SHE’S CERTAINLY INCAPCITATED THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: :lupe: BETHANY IS STILL SCREAMING IN PAIN AND MIKU PUTS EVEN MORE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO AS SHE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! MIKU DROPS DOWN AND BEGINS TO LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AND OH MY… SHE JUST PULLED OUT ONE OF THOSE LEFT OVER BARBED WIRE LADDERS THAT VOLTAGE USED FOR THEIR ‘UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY’ SHOWCASE!!!!
Persephone: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU SLIDES THE LADDER INSIDE THE RING AND SHE CRAWLS BACK INSIDE! BETHANY IS OVER IN THE CORNER, CRADLING HER FACE, AND TRYING TO WIPE THE BLOOD OUT HER DAMAGED EYE! SHE DEFINITELY CAN’T FUCKING SEE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW AND MIKU IS ABLE TO LIFT THE LADDER AND SHE SLIDES IT RIGHT INTO BETHANY’S STOMACH!
Persephone: MIKU TAKES THE LADDER AND POSITIONS IT BETWEEN THE ROPES, TRAPPING BETHANY IN THE CORNER!!!!!
Stew-O: JESUS CHRIST! SHE IS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THE LADDER, DRIVING IT INTO BETHANY’S FACE OVER AND OVER! MIKU IS USING WHATEVER SHE HAS LEFT IN THE TANK AND HER ONE GOOD LAND TO STAND, AS SHE SACRIFICES HER INJURED LEG TO TRY AND DESTROY BETHANY!
Gavin Kirkland: I… wow.
Persephone: If I had a dick, I’d sure be touching it right now.
Stew-O: .
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU WITH ONE LAST KICK AND SHE FALLS TO THE MAT! SHE’S DONE! SHE’S GOT NOTHING LEFT! SHE’S GOT TO GET BETHANY OUT OF THE CORNER AND GO FOR THE COVER! THERE IS NO OTHER OPTIONS FOR MIKU RIGHT NOW!
(Miku is down and breathing hard. All she can do is blink up at the bright stadium lights. Everything else has ceased to exist in this moment, and somehow she finds the wherewithal to move. She pushes herself up and sees a bloodied and battered Dr. Bethany Blue in the corner. That’s all the motivation she needs.)
Stew-O: MIKU SITS UP AND SHE GRABS BETHANY BY THE LEGS! SHE DRAGS HER OUT OF THE CORNER UNDER THE LADDER AND DRAPES HERSELF ON TOP OF HER! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! WE ARE ABOUT TO CROWN MIKU SAKAI THE 2022 EMPRESS OF ELITE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The crowd fucking loses it.)
Gavin Kirkland: IT TRULY DEFIES LOGIC! BETHANY JUST KICKED OUT AFTER GETTING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY THAT LADDER! MIKU KNOWS THAT WAS HER ABSOLUTE BEST CHANCE TO GET THIS WIN BUT DR. BLUE KICKED OUT!!!!
Stew-O: I have no clue what it’s going to take to end this match. I truly don’t. Something has to give and these women have poured their entire souls into this tournament. They were the stand-outs from the very start, with all due respect to the other competitors. I know when the brackets were released this is the finals that I wanted, and it’s absolutely delivering.
(While the crowd is loud, both women are down for the count. The camera focuses on them both before zooming in on Bethany. She is barely able to get herself in a sitting position, but she knows that her opponent is down to one leg and has very little left to give at this point. It’s her turn to try and finish this match and through her blood soaked face, with one good eye, she eyes the ladder.)
Persephone: Oh Gawd. This match is gunna end with no one being crowned Empress. I can take that crown and sell that shit on Ebay.
Stew-O: :lupe: Bethany is staggering over to the ladder and she’s pulling it out of the ropes. I don’t know why she’s setting it up but she’s got something nefarious in m-
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS THAT STRAPPED TO THE LADDER???? I DIDN’T SEE IT UNTIL SHE UNFOLDED IT BUT IT’S RIGHT UNDER THE TOP!!!!
Persephone: IT’S A VOLTAGE LADDER, GAVIE-POO! IT’S A FUCKING EXPLOSIVE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NO! NO! WE WRESTLE! WE WRESTLE! WE WRESTLE! I WILL NOT SIT HERE AND LET EITHER ONE OF THESE WOMEN BLOW UP!!!!
Persephone: BODY PARTS FOR EVERYONE!!!! :wavyvibe:
Stew-O: BETHANY HAS MADE HER WAY BACK TOWARDS MIKU AND SHE IS PULLING HER UP! MIKU CAN’T STAND SO SHE SLUMPS OVER, ALL HER WEIGHT IN BETHANY’S ARMS! BETHANY PRACTICALLY THROWS HER INTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER AND THE DOCTOR STARTS TO CLIMB UP! SHE IS DRAGGING MIKU WITH HER AND BETHANY IS GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT HOW THE BARBED WIRE IS TEARING BOTH OF THEM UP! THIS IS HORRIBLE! BETHANY PULLS MIKU CLOSER TO HER AND SHE NAILS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! MIKU’S HEAD SNAPS TO THE SIDE, BUT BETHANY HOLDS ON, MAKING SURE MIKU DOESN’T FALL! SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, BUT MIKU GETS HER ARM UP! SHE’S NOT ABLE TO FIGHT BACK BUT SHE’S ABLE TO STILL DEFEND HERSELF! BETHANY TRIES FOR ANOTHER PUNCH, BUT MIKU ISN’T HAVING IT! THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF MIKU SAKAI IS FUCKING ADMIRABLE I S2G!!!!
Persephone: MIKU JUST CRACKED BETHANY RIGHT IN THE INJURED EYE WITH A HEADBUTT!!! FRESH BLOOD HAS STARTED TO POUR FROM THAT WOUND! MIKU LETS OUT A PRIMAL SCREAM AND SHE HEAD BUTTS BETHANY AGAIN! BETHANY NEARLY SLIPS, WHICH WOULD HAVE SENT BOTH WOMEN TUMBLING TO THE GROUND, BUT MIKU RIPS HER ARM FREE FROM BETHANY AND UNLOADS A FOREARM! OH MY GAWD THE BLOOD IS FLYING!
Stew-O: BUT BETHANY FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! MIKU ANSWERS! NOW BETHANY! MIKU! BETHANY! MIKU! BETHANY! BOTH OF THEM! BOTH OF THEM! THEY ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER ON TOP OF THE LADDER! THERE IS NO QUIT! THERE IS NO GIVE! BOTH WOMEN ARE DETERMINED TO END THE OTHER!
(All of a sudden, a little ticking noise can be heard.)
Gavin Kirkland: UHHHH…. LADIES… LADIES!!!!!!!
Persephone: LET. THEM. FIGHT!
Stew-O: I THINK WHATEVER THE FUCK IS STRAPPED TO THAT LADDER JUST IGNITED! BETHANY AND MIKU BOTH SEEM TO REALIZE IT AND THERE IS REAL FEAR IN BOTH OF THEIR EYES OR EYE IN BETHANY’S CASE! THEY ARE MORE DESPERATE NOW! THEIR PUNCHES ARE EVEN HARDER! BOTH OF THEM ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! THEY HAVE TO GET DOWN! THIS MATCH CAN NOT END WITH A FUCKING EXPLOSION AND NO GODDAMN EMPRESS!
Gavin Kirkland: MIKU WITH A FINAL HEADBUTT AND BETHANY IS SLIPPING! SHE GRABS ON TO MIKU TO KEEP FROM FALLING, AND MIKU’S KNEE BUCKLES! THE LADDER IS TEETERING, AND BOTH WOMEN ARE IN DANGER OF FALLING!
Persephone: FUCK THAT! THAT SHIT IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP! THEY NEED TO FALL! On second thought… STAY UP THERE!!!!
Stew-O: :mjlol:
Gavin Kirkland: SOMEHOW, BOTH OF THEM REGAIN THEIR BALANCE! BETHANY IS STANDING A LITTLE ABOVE MIKU, WHO IS PUSHING HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET!
(It’s at that moment both Miku Sakai and Dr. Bethany Blue lock eyes, truly seeing one another for the first time. They know this is it. One of them is going to survive and the other one will have to live to fight another day. Both of them displayed nothing but heart and passion this week, telling their stories in their own words and sticking to their principles. They did exactly what they were supposed to do and turned this final match into something worth remembering. The want and need to be Empress of Elite and perhaps a future Universal Women’s Champion overwhelming each of them at that moment.)
Stew-O: MIKU MAKES A MOVE! SHE PUSHES HERSELF UP AND GOES FOR BETHANY’S NECK!!!
Persephone: ‘CODE BLUE’!!!! ‘CODE BLUE’!!! THE HEART PUNCH STOPS MIKU DEAD IN HER TRACKS AND BETHANY GRABS HER BY THE ARM TO KEEP HER FROM FALLING! MIKU KICKED OUT OF THAT MOVE EARLIER AND BETHANY’S NOT GOING TO RISK IT! SHE LIFTS MIKU UP AND LE-
💣 BOOM! 💣
Gavin Kirkland: BETHANY WITH ‘FLATLINE’ OFF THE LADDER RIGHT AS IT EXPLODES!!!!! THE SIT DOWN PILEDRIVER HAS SURELY ENDED THIS MATCH AS WOODEN SPLINTERS AND BROKEN PIECES OF BARBED WIRE RAIN DOWN ON TOP OF BETHANY!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE, WHO DOVE TO THE MAT AS THE LADDER EXPLODED, SEES THAT BETHANY HAS FALLEN OVER MIKU AND HAS HER PINNED!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOU WINNER AND 2022 EMPRESS OF ELITE TOURNAMENT WINNER… DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Crowd: THE! M! D!
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen hits to the cheers and screams of the crowd. The camera zooms around the stadium, catching fans celebrating one of the greatest endings to any tournament ever, and the crestfallen faces of the simps in the crowd.)
Stew-O: I don’t even know what to say. I knew we would get a match for the ages, but I never could have expected anything like that.
Gavin Kirkland: I am devastated. We wrestle. We don’t leap off exploding ladders after stabbing people and doing all this other shit to them.
Persephone: You literally called a Hardcore Championship match for your own brand earlier. It’s perfectly fine.
Stew-O: I’m not sure if our two competitors are fine though. Medical officials have hit the ring, checking on both our winner and our runner-up. Both women absolutely left nothing at all on the table, and did everything they could to win this match. Two inspiring and equally gusty performances from two women who deserve to be spoken about in the same breath as Kassidy Heart. As Ms. Extreme. As Andrea Valentine. Hell, as any other top wrestler in this company, male or female. That is one of the all-time great performances for a career-changing opportunity that I have ever seen during my time here in Elite Answers Wrestling and it’s a damn shame only one of them could win.
(The medical officials tending to Bethany have gotten her to her feet. The referee has gotten out of the ring and has grabbed the EOE crown, but instead of having him crown her, a tired and bloody Dr. Bethany Blue holds out her hands. She wants to hold the crown and look at it with her own good eye, and the second the referee gives it to her, Bethany collapses to her knees. Emotion overwhelms her and she doesn’t care who sees it right now. For three years she has been working towards a chance to become a world champion. Through triumphs and setbacks, the doctor has been through it all. She clutches the crown to her chest as fireworks go off and confetti begins to rain down from the sky.)
Gavin Kirkland: What a night.
Persephone: What a way to end it.
Stew-O: For Gavin, Persephone, and myself… goodnight.
(The final shot of the night is Bethany somehow getting back to her feet on her own. She raises her hands in the air, soaking in the reaction of the crowd, and just living in the moment. The tears that fall from her good eye wash away some of the blood that stains her face. As the scene fades to black, the good doctor crowns herself the 2022 Empress of Elite.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: One fall! And it is to determine the number one contender to the EAW Specialists’ Championship!!!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime (ft. Megan Thee Stallion)’ by Lil Nas X hits to boos from the crowd. The camera goes over to show Serenity Valdez make her way out to the ring dressed in royal attire, accompanied by a crown and everything that comes with being prestigious. La Reina ignores the boos of her hateful subjects as she begins to enter into the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Tijuana, Mexico weighing in at 126 pounds she is “LA REINA” SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRENITY VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Surprisingly Serenity Valdez is not the smallest competitor in this match but despite her small size she sure has a large presence. She has declared herself the Superstar of the Century but judging by the reactions of this crowd they don’t agree.
Jake Mercer: Well we are only like 22 years into the century so that’s not really that much of the century to be considered. Serenity just might qualify!
Stew-O: If she wins this match she might have an argument. But she is going up against some of her toughest competition to date, some she has fallen short of beating before this, so I’m not sure if her chances of winning are exactly guaranteed.
Jake Mercer: You sound just like all of the other incels who wish that they could be with La Reina but can’t because they are stuck in their mother’s basements! :mjlol: !!!
(‘KARATE’ by BABYMETAL hits to a mixed reaction coming from the crowd upon the camera going over to show Nariko make her way out to the stage, immediately yanking her hood off and hyping herself up. She looks more determined than ever right now as she makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Introducing second from Fukuoka, Japan weighing in at 103 pounds she is “THUNDER CHILD” NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIKOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Speaking of the smallest competitor in this match, Nariko has arrived! While I’m sure that’s not been a detriment to her success, it’s nice to note especially who she’s up against. Nariko made waves in the Empress of Elite tournament, even barely getting close to the finals. But in the end she took a hard L and tonight she has the opportunity to make up for it here in this Specialists Contendership match!
Jake Mercer: Well that never happens. In the great history of this business everytime you lose a match you are guaranteed to also lose the next one. So unfortunately Nariko, this is your future. If only you had won that Empress of Elite match then maybe you would have a shot.
Stew-O: Ignore Jake, he has a very low IQ. Obviously Nariko has a chance here. She is probably the favorite to win this whole thing at least according to our great fans! They want to see her beat these three and go on to challenge Harper Lee for that Specialists Championship!
(‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang hits as Lisa Wren is seen immediately making her way out to the stage. It’s apparent that she’s ready to go right now and doesn’t want to waste much time, beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring quickly and with a purpose.)
Stephie Love: Introducing third from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 130 pounds she is the “GROWN ASS WOMAN” LISAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Yas the grown ass woman is here! She’s ready to kick some ass and show these little girls what a real woman is like!
Jake Mercer: Is she really a grown up though? I mean she spends most of her time making up insulting little nicknames for all her opponents like she’s still in high school.
Stew-O: That’s just mind games Jake. Lisa has done her best to get into the heads of her opponents and if they really aren’t grown ass women then they will fall for it! Lisa is too mature to give a damn what her opponents have to say and as you can see she is all business here tonight!
(‘Recrean’t by Chelsea Grin hits to heavy boos from the crowd. Ximena Velasquez’ towering figure appears on the stage as she slowly walks down to the ring. She enters into the ring and begins to make her way towards the center, standing tall as the boos continue to rain down from the rafters for La Diosa here tonight.)
Stephie Love: And introducing last from El Paso, Texas
Crowd: *explodes into cheers at the mention of their home state*
Stephie Love: Weighing in at 180 pounds she is “LA DIOSA” XIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMENAAAAAAAAAAA VELASQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Welp Ximena Velasquez has repeatedly proven to be an absolutely dominant figure here on Dynasty crushing everything in her path as she makes weekly statements about how none should ever dare to fuck with her.
Stew-O: Ximena has declared this week that all her opponents can go fuck themselves. These are strong words with many interpretations. Hopefully everyone has reflected on this and taken it into account going into the match.
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t matter if they have Stew. Honestly I think it’s unfair that Ximena is even being allowed in this match. She shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the beautiful Harper Lee or her championship! Harper must be protected and I am the one to do it!
Stew-O: Sit down Gavin.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway in this epic Specialists’ Contenders Match. All four women are ready to go and they are fighting for the chance at one of the most prestigious prizes in this entire industry. Immediately as the match starts, Lisa Wren grabs the arm of Ximena Velasquez and whips her hard across the ring. She comes running back right into Nariko who kicks her hard in the stomach. But Ximena fights back with a hard forearm, nearly taking Nariko’s head off. But here comes Lisa and Serenity Valdez pounding away at Ximena from behind as it looks like the wrestlers in this match have chosen to target Ximena early which might prove to be a very smart strategy. But La Diosa is fighting back! Hard forearm to the face of Lisa! Another one smashing into Serenity! And one for Nariko who has come back for some more!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez sending bodies flying as she manages to knock down Serenity Valdez and stays on her mounting her with blows as the others Lisa Wren and Nariko pound her from behind but Ximena ignores them in her pursuit of Serenity. However, they grab her from the hair and yank her back up. They whip her across the ring… BUT LA DIOSA WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKING DOWN BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS!!! Ximena lets out a loud war cry signalling to the entire world that she is not one to be fucked with. Ximena turns back towards Serenity as Lisa and Nariko roll out of the ring to safety. Ximena tries to stop Nariko from rolling out… but wait Serenity rolls her up from behind!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: Ximena Velasquez powers out! Serenity Valdez nearly steals the match in the early goings here! Ximena backs up and she immediately catches Serenity with a Running Knee to the gut before grabbing her by the head and throwing her down with a Snapmare Takedown into a headlock. Serenity rolls through it and goes back up to her feet only for Ximena to gore her in the gut with a charging shoulder tackle. Serenity falls down to her hands and knees as Ximena stalks her-
Flannery McCoy: NO! NARIKO YANKS THE LEG OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ!! She pulls her to the outside and Nariko now bashing Ximena’s head hard into the apron! Ximena caught off guard as she focused on a single opponent but newsflash there are two more you have to deal with Ximena! Lisa Wren is now joining in! Lisa and Nariko working together outside the ring to bash Ximena every time she turns around it’s just another fist! Ximena is being battered around outside the ring as Nariko lifts her up and tosses her back first into the barricade! Ximena collapses to the outside and screams in pain! Now Nariko and Lisa make their way back into the ring as Serenity Valdez is back up and bracing for the two opponents!
Stew-O: Ximena Velesquez has been taken out of the picture here tonight as Nariko, Serenity Valdez, and Lisa Wren charge at each other in the ring. Nariko and Serenity lock up but Lisa bashes Nariko over the head from behind with a Running Forearm Strike. The three women begin trading shots in a cluster as they fall into the corner with Lisa taking the brunt of it as all three women crash into the corner at high speed! Nariko bashes Serenity down to her feet as she is the only woman left standing after that collision! Lisa backs up as she kicks Serenity down to the mat as she gets yanked back up by the hair by Nariko. Lisa drives her elbow down hard into the skull of Serenity as it looks like Nariko and Lisa are now working together to demolish Serenity. Alliances forming and reforming constantly before our eyes but ultimately this match is every woman for herself!
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren and Nariko whip Serenity Valdez hard into the corner. Nariko charges in with a Running Handspring Back Elbow!!! No! Serenity counters with a Back Elbow Strike as her opponent comes flipping and flying out into the corner! Serenity bursts out of the corner bashing the brains in of Lisa with repeated strikes sending her flying back across the ring. Nariko backs up but she eats several blows as well! Serenity leaps up to the middle rope… SPRINGBOARD HEADSCISSORS AS SHE THROWS NARIKO RIGHT INTO LISA TAKING BOTH WOMEN DOWN!!! Serenity runs the ropes as both of her opponents pull themselves up over the ropes. RUNNING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE SENDS THEM BOTH TO THE OUTSIDE!!!-
Flannery McCoy: NO! They both moved out of the way. They duck around behind Serenity Valdez and drop her back to the mat with a Double Team Back Drop. This unlikely alliance is proving to be trouble for Serenity here tonight! Serenity is thrown into the corner by Nariko and Lisa Wren as Lisa charges in but eats a hard elbow from Serenity. Serenity punches Nariko away from her before jumping up to the middle rope and springboarding off… SERENITY WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE TAKING DOWN BOTH LISA AND NARIKO!!!-
Stew-O: NO! Nariko kicked her in the gut as Serenity Valdez flew towards her! She didn’t take them down at all! Serenity crashes and burns to the mat as Nariko and Lisa Wren go after her, grabbing her arms and restraining her down to the mat. They suddenly yank her back up with authority and bash her head into the top turnbuckle pad! Both women take turns bashing Serenity’s head into the top turnbuckle! Serenity collapses to the mat and she might be out of it!!!! Lisa goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Nariko also goes for the cover!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But wait they are both pinning Serenity Valdez!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: No! It looks like Serenity Valdez kicked out! And now Nariko and Lisa Wren realize that they were both pinning Serenity and they are not happy about it! They thought they were about to win but the other tried to sneak up in there and steal the pin! This match is every woman for herself when the Specialists Title is on the line!
Stew-O: Nariko slaps the shit out of Lisa Wren! Lisa is sent spinning as Nariko darts in behind her grabbing her around the waist and throwing her back with a German Suplex! But she holds on!!! Another German Suplex!!! And another before finally releasing! It looks like this partnership did not last very long after all! These four may have no choice but to go it alone from here on out.
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren rolls out of the ring in pain after those brutal Germans from Nariko. Nariko is now alone in the ring with Serenity Valdez as she runs off the ropes. Nariko connects with a Curb Stomp pushing Serenity’s face into the mat and then follows up with a Guillotine Leg Drop to the back of the neck. Serenity just got demolished right here as Nariko goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: Somehow Serenity Valdez kicks out and she is still in this. Nariko is not pleased with that as she grabs her by the hair and throws her back into the corner. Nariko charges in and she is smothering Serenity by driving her arm back into the face of this woman. Serenity really has been taking the worst beating of anyone here tonight and she is going to have to fight back to avoid being the victim of this whole thing. The referee nearly has to pry Nariko off of Serenity but she ducks the referee’s arm and grabs Serenity’s leg, yanking her out into the ring and taking her down with a Dragon Screw. Nariko holds onto the leg of Serenity in the ring as she transitions her over into a Sharpshooter! Nariko has the hold locked in tight in the middle of the ring! Serenity has taken some serious punishment so far in this match. BUT WILLS SHE TAP OUT?!?!?!
Stew-O: Nariko is really sitting into that Sharpshooter just pressing down on the back of Serenity Valdez! I think I just heard a loud cracking noise! Oh god her back is being crushed in real time before our eyes! I can’t even watch! I’m going t-
Jake Mercer: WAIT IT’S LISA WREN AND SHE’S ON THE APRON!!! LISA FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON INTO THE RING AND CATCHES NARIKO OFF THE JUMP WITH A DIVING CUTTER!!! NARIKO’S HEAD PLANTED FLAT INTO THE MAT!!! Lisa with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: But Nariko kicks out! Lisa Wren pulls Nariko back up but Nariko immediately retaliates with a hard punch to the face! But Lisa with a hard forearm to the face before she charges at Nariko ramming her with a Running Shoulder Tackle sending her flying backwards crashing back first into the turnbuckle. That really looked like her head hit the turnbuckle on impact there!
Stew-O: And now Lisa Wren is just going off goring Nariko repeatedly into the corner with high speed Shoulder Thrusts! Nariko is getting split in two! Lisa is relentless as Nariko tries to bash on her back and escape this predicament. She tries to swing her legs through the middle ropes but Lisa just kicks her in the face preventing escape! Lisa tosses Nariko up to the top rope… but Nariko lands on her feet! Nariko leaps off the top and takes Lisa down with a swift Dropkick to the face!!! Lisa is back up but… NARI-KO!!!! THE SPINNING HOOK KICK CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE KNOCKING LISA OUT!!! NARIKO WITH THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS BACK IN THE RING AND SHE JUST BROKE UP THE PIN! Ximena has been out of it for a little while since everyone teamed up on her but now that has broken up and she is back in action! The others may be truly fucked now!
Flannery McCoy: Nariko is back up as she charges wildly at Ximena Velasquez who ducks beneath the Clothesline. Ximena goes behind Nariko and catches her with a vicious Backstabber jolting her opponent into seizing up on the mat! Ximena drops a hard fist right in Nariko’s face. But here comes Lisa Wren! Only to eat a Big Boot to the face from Ximena! Ximena hooks the arm of Lisa and tosses her backwards with a Stalling Suplex! But Lisa fights out of it! Lisa lands on her feet but Ximena spins her around! Ximena takes out Lisa as well with a Backstabber causing her to seize up on the mat also! Ximena goes for the cover on Lisa!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: But Nariko is back up in time to break up the cover! Nariko with a double axe handle to the back of Ximena Velasquez. Ximena is pissed as she grabs Lisa and takes her down with a Belly to Belly Slam. Ximena then tosses Nariko into the corner ragdolling her in as she charges in to gore her with Shoulder Thrusts as Nariko is put in a similar position than before but now with a much more powerful foe! Ximena yanks Nariko out of the corner and then takes her down with a Jumping Cutter transitioning into a DDT in midair dropping her head first! The cov-
Stew-O: But Lisa Wren immediately leaps in for the save! There just might be too many people in this match to ever have a winner at this rate. They won’t allow any pins as long as they got something to say about it! Lisa yanks Ximena back up by the hair and gets her into powerbomb position! But Ximena is too big and isn’t going to allow Lisa to get her up! Ximena breaks free and the two begin trading punches in the ring as the crowd is lit up to see who comes out on top! LISA! XIMENA! LISA! XIMENA! LISA! XIMENA! XIMENA! XIMENA! XIMENA!
Jake Mercer: Ximena Velasquez takes control after a hard haymaker to the jaw sends Lisa Wren staggering down to the mat and crashing to her hands and knees. Hard boot from Ximena as she begins to knee Lisa hard in the gut. She grabs Lisa by the head… but Lisa runs out of it against the ropes! Lisa dodges a Spear from Ximena who goes crashing right into Nariko who had just been getting back up to her feet. Ximena backs up now as Lisa charges in with a Running Small Package!
Flannery McCoy: But Serenity Valdez in the ring now as she breaks it up! She catches Lisa Wren off guard with a Codebreaker sending her flying across the ring. Ximena Velasquez with a Running Pump Kick to the face of Serenity who collapses to the mat in a heap. Serenity rolls out of the ring to safety once more as Ximena stands tall in the ring to the mixed reaction of our crowd who was pumped to see Serenity’s brief comeback.
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez senses that blood in the water now as she charges Lisa Wren in the corner with a running Shoulder Thrus-
Jake Mercer: BUT LISA WREN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS XIMENA VELASQUEZ SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! Damn Ximena may have separated her shoulder on that impact! Lisa rolls out of the ring and pulls on her arm pulling the damaged shoulder into the metal post even more! The referee demands she gets back in the ring which she eventually does, dragging Ximena out of the corner. Lisa climbs up to the top rope… but here comes Nariko! Nariko runs up the ropes to the top! Hurricanrana takes down Lisa!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Lisa Wren holds onto the top rope and Nariko’s Hurricanrana fails and she crashes down to the ground below right on top of Ximena Velasquez! Lisa leaps off the top rope with a Double Foot Stomp coming down on both Nariko and Ximena crushing them together! She grabs Ximena and drags her to the middle of the ring to go for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez kicks out! Maybe Lisa Wren should have pinned Nariko instead! It looks like she is considering it but is aware enough to realize that it’s not worth it at this point. But it has to be in the back of her mind that if she had pinned Nariko then maybe things would be different! But she won’t have time to think about that for long as Serenity Valdez is back in the ring to jump her from behind! Serenity hooks the arm of Lisa from behind and swiftly throws her across the ring with a Snap Dragon Suplex! Ximena is pulling herself back up in the ring but Serenity charges in flying with a Running Back Elbow Strike into the corner catching her hard in the jaw!
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez is rolling here as she continues to bash in Ximena Velasquez’s skull with repeated elbow strikes! Serenity takes out her frustration at being victimized so far in the match on Ximena who appears to be unable to defend herself! Serenity pulls Ximena back up before dropping her back down to the mat with a Spike Piledriver! Ximena might be out as Serenity goes for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: But Nariko yanks the leg of Serenity Valdez dragging her all the way out of the ring to the floor below! Nariko goes for a Running Lariat on Serenity who dodges and slams Nariko’s head into the steel steps! Serenity is pissed that Nariko cost her the match and grabs her by the hair dragging her up the ramp towards the entrance and throws her face first into the steel grate entrance! She drags her back to the ring bu-
Stew-O: LISA WREN COMES UP AND FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CORKSCREW DIVE!!! LISA TAKING OUT BOTH SERENITY VALDEZ AND NARIKO ON THE OUTSIDE WITH THAT DARING MANEUVER! SHE GOT ALL KINDS OF ROTATION ON THAT THING TOO I AIN’T EVEN THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD EVER STOP SPINNING!!!
(A replay airs showing the spinning in slow motion to reveal that she spun around three times in midair before crashing down on her opponents.)
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile back in the ring the biggest competitor in this match Ximena Velasquez is getting back to her feet and she isn’t just big but she is also big mad! Ximena is seething and she sees her fallen opponents all crashed and broken outside the ring as she rolls out and grabs Lisa by the hair. She drives Lisa head first into the ramp with a Snap DDT! Ximena grabs the other two and single handedly tosses them back into the ring! Ximena rolls into the ring and grabs Nariko, pulling her up… Ximena pulls her up and drops her with a Brainbuster into the middle of the ring!!! Ximena with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: But Serenity Valdez breaks it up! Serenity prevents this match from ending as Ximena Velasquez immediately grabs her by the throat and tosses her over the top rope! Holy shit Serenity went flying out of the ring and landed back first on top of the outside barricade! How much strength does this woman Ximena have to toss someone that far? Serenity’s back may have been broken here tonight live at King of Elite!!!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez turns back towards Nariko who immediately rolls her up into a Small Package out of nowhere!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!
Flannery McCoy: Nariko immediately went back into the ring to break things up! Nariko hits the NARI-KO ON XIMENA OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Nariko has it she goes for the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: But Ximena Velasquez manages to kick out! Nariko can’t believe it! Ximena just kicked out of her finishing maneuver! Nariko is not even sure what to do next as Lisa Wren slowly rolls back into the ring. Nariko turns towards her… but Lisa out of nowhere!!! LISA WITH TH-
Jake Mercer: NO! NARI-KO!!!! LISA WREN GETS HER HEAD KICKED OFF!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LISA WREN WITH THE GUTWRENCH BULLDOG ON NARIKO!!! BU-
Stew-O: NO! THAT DIDN’T WORK EITHER! NO! NO! NO! Another counter from Nariko as she pulls her towards the ropes… but Serenity Valdez is back up and holds the top rope back! This causes both Nariko and Lisa to fall to the outside over the top rope! Serenity disposing of two of her opponents as they crash and burn to the outside! Serenity follows up with an Asai Moonsault to make sure that they stay down! But now Serenity is eyeing her fallen opponents and she sees Ximena slowly rising in the ring. What are you gonna do Serenity? Take Ximena on all by yourself?!?!?
Jake Mercer: LOOKS LIKE SHE IS! SERENITY VALDEZ NOT BACKING DOWN! SHE CHARGES INTO THE RING AND IS BASHING IN THE BRAINS OF XIMENA VELESQUEZ! BUT XIMENA COUNTERS WITH A BIG BOOT KICKING HER HEAD RIGHT OFF!!! AN-
Flannery McCoy: What the hell, why are my feet wet?
Stew-O: Oh god Jake did you piss yourself at commentary again? You’re fucking disgusting.
Jake Mercer: It ain’t me! And that never happened! That was my Mountain Dew I told you!
Stew-O: It sure didn’t smell like it!
Flannery McCoy: Well this ain’t Mountain Dew… it’s red…
(The camera fades over towards the commentary table where a flow of blood is shown streaming from the head of Nariko towards the commentary table. It looks like she hit her head hard on the floor when she fell to the outside with the heel of Lisa’s boot smashing into the side of her head for increased damage. Nariko is completely out of it and she has lost an excessive amount of blood.)
Flannery McCoy: Damn you hate to see that… Accidents can and will happen even here in EAW especially when the chance for a championship is on the line. But we may need medical attention out here.
(Meanwhile back in the ring Serenity Valdez has ducked beneath Ximena Velasquez’s Big Boot and is taking it to her but Ximena grabs her by the throat and lifts her before dropping her with a One Armed Chokeslam.)
Stew-O: The referee is now on the outside of the ring checking on Nariko as well as Lisa Wren who looks to have taken a hard fall as well but doesn’t appear to be bleeding nearly as much. The referee is signaling that we need medical attention out here to check on these two competitors.
Jake Mercer: You hate to see it and hopefully they will be alrig-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHO IS THAT?!?!
(The camera cuts to the ring where a hooded figure has climbed into the ring. Ximena Velasquez has set up Serenity Valdez for the XV One Arm Powerbomb. She has her in position!!!)
Stew-O: THEY JUST TOOK THE HOOD OFF AND IT’S…
Jake Mercer: IT’S HARPER LEE!!! THE EAW SPECIALISTS’ CHAMPION IS HERE AND SHE IS HOLDING HER CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! THIS IS A CONTENDER’S MATCH THERE’S NO NEED FOR THE CHAMPION TO BE PRESENT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Turn around ref! What are you doing?
Stew-O: HARPER LEE CHARGES IN AND TAKES OUT XIMENA VELASQUEZ WITH A RUNNING STRIKE WITH THE EAW SPECIALISTS’ CHAMPIONSHIP!!! HARPER JUST KNOCKED XIMENA THE FUCK OUT!!! AND SHE PUTS SERENITY VALDEZ’S ARM OVER HER TOO! OH COME ON! HARPER YOU COWARD! DO YOU FEAR FACING LA DIOSA THIS MUCH?!?!?
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee with a shit eating smile on her face as she rolls out of the ring. I’m not sure if the referee saw what went down but this is a Fatal 4 Way Match so it wouldn’t really matter much anyway would it?
(Medical staff is shown making their way down to the ring to check on Lisa Wren and Nariko as the referee returns to the ring to find Serenity Valdez with her arm over the fallen Ximena Velasquez.)
Flannery McCoy: NO! NOT THIS WAY!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL! XIMENA VELASQUEZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SHE MANAGED TO SURVIVE HARPER LEE’S INTERFERENCE!!! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP HER DOWN!?!?
(Harper, who was standing at the stage admiring her work, looks absolutely shocked at Ximena managing to kick out of the pin attempt despite her interference. She grips the Specialists Championship in hand and looks to make her way back down the ramp but in an instant is stopped halfway, being blocked by the EAW security and medical staff tending to the injured wrestlers at ringside.)
Jake Mercer: Serenity could be angered by this, but she realizes that whilst Ximena might’ve been able to kick out, she’s also vulnerable in the process. La Reina sees opportunity in the crosshairs as she grabs Ximena and begins to bring her back up to her feet… but Ximena is managing to fight back! Ximena sends a series of hard forearms to the face, nearly knocking Serenity out of the ring! She then goes for a clothesline, but Serenity manages to duck under it leaving Ximena in close quarters against the ropes.
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez turns around and ducks a blow from Serenity Valdez! Ximena kicks her in the gut… ONE ARMED POWERBOMB INCOMING!!! NO! SERENITY FLIPS OUT OF IT AND KICKS XIMENA IN THE LEG FROM BEHIND! HER KNEE BUCKLES!!! SERENITY RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND KNEES XIMENA RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! HIT THE LIGHTS CONNECTS!!! SERENITY FALLS ONTO XIMENA FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRENITY VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ once again begins to play up as Serenity Valdez begins to get back up to her feet with her arm raised in victory by the referee. The crowd gives off a mixed to negative reaction clearly upset with the way this match ended and Harper Lee’s continued presence at ringside but for most of them they didn’t really want to see Ximena winning either and are conflicted.)
Flannery McCoy: Well Serenity Valdez ultimately managed to win this match on her own in the end… but would she have even been able to if Harper Lee hadn’t stopped Ximena Velasquez from hitting her finisher earlier in the match?
Jake Mercer: Keep making excuses Flannery! Ximena just isn’t good enough to face Harper! Try again next time! Looks like Serenity is getting that win after all!!!
Stew-O: I think that this match just goes to show how good Ximena actually is… Harper is clearly trying to avoid facing her for the title at all costs. But tonight she officially made it so she won’t have to. Harper Lee vs. Serenity Valdez has been confirmed.
Flannery McCoy: And you know what? I doubt that Serenity will be an easier opponent for Harper. Harper might think so but Serenity may very well end up being the one to take her championship despite what she might think! She shouldn’t underestimate her!!
(Serenity stands on top of the ropes and spreads her arms out, pointing towards Harper who is still on the stage. Sure it took some work, but for the most part, she looks satisfied in her efforts to prevent Ximena from winning. What she isn’t satisfied with is having to face someone who, in her eyes, is lesser than her. She rolls her eyes while Serenity makes a Championship gesture around her waist signaling that she will be coming for the Championship soon. It’s the last shot seen before King of Elite fades to commercial.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial wishing potential King of Elite Chris Elite a happy birthday!!! We here at EAW all got together to get you a vanilla birthday cake with white frosting. )
(King of Elite comes back to fade into the backstage area of NRG Stadium Park, where the camera goes over to show the catering area. Two familiar faces from the Friday Night Dynasty brand are seen, being revealed to be the team of Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane. Johnny has his feet propped up onto the table, with his hands behind his back leaning against his chair. Meanwhile Solomon is casually pouring himself a glass of wine, seeing as though he has nothing better to do, with his wife Trixie Stane next to him. Both of them are watching the television propped on the wall in front of them which is showing replays of the Specialists Contenders match which kicked off Night Two tonight.)
Solomon Stane: You sure you don’t want any? There’s plenty to go around and I’m trying to show some chivalry here, cooperate with me.
Johnny Andrews: I only drink on Tuesdays, that’s when Dog Cops is on TV. Besides, I’m too busy questioning where the fuck we went wrong. You were there, we beat BOTH Terry Chambers AND the World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet right? What do we get out of it?! Catering, not even booked for King of Elite. I don’t get it, do you? Frankly I would’ve been content with Fight Grid, but no, apparently that’s too much for me as well. I just don’t know, I’m kinda pissed off that I’m not out there.
Solomon Stane: What? You not enjoying what’s on right now? You have to be having some sort of fun, I haven’t seen you give a single fuck in ages. Here, what did you think about the fatal four way that just happened?
Johnny Andrews: https://c.tenor.com/ecueSXAkcukAAAAC/mid-i-have-no-name.gif
Solomon Stane: You saying that for a reason pal? :mjpls:
Johnny Andrews: What the- NO! I’m just saying it’s the least that StarrStan can do, he hands opportunities out like candy. Why the hell didn’t we get one of our own? I’m sure there has to be more than one Unique Opportunity match floating around. You see who just got an opportunity at the Specialists Championship there? That could’ve been us getting a Championship opportunity of our own I don’t give a damn! We promised one another that we would reach new heights with this little alliance of ours, and I still hold a faith in that, I’m just saying there has to be a quicker way than just waiting it out.
Trixie Stane: Both of you will reach the promised land soon, I don’t think anyone can deny that. Johnny, you have a punchable face, I think it’s apparent that Solomon and I are not really fond of who you are. But at the same time, you have proven you can go toe-to-toe with the best that Friday Night Dynasty has to offer you. I know for certain what Solomon can do, and with the two of you as a united force, there’s no doubt you have what it takes. But not everything comes easy, sometimes the best thing to do is wait, and you of all people know exactly what waiting can do for you.
Solomon Stane: You just have to trust the process my man, because with the way things have been panning out for the two of us, there’s not much competition in the air here on Dynasty. I’ll be honest with you, I think we have a straight shot towards the Unified Tag Team Championships as well, all it takes is some time and we’ve got plenty of it. There’s still a chunk of Season 15 left and Pain For Pride on the horizon, we have more than enough time to make our presence known and I know we can do that.
Johnny Andrews: You know what, yeah, why the hell am I saying that?! I’m Big Match John for a reason! When the bright lights shine down on me that’s when I thrive, and you can carry your own weight too there’s absolutely no doubt about that! Solomon, I know you and I have had our problems and it’s created a dent on what could’ve been an amazing partnership between the two of us, but it’s better late than never and we’re here now! I’m excited Solomon, give me this fucking wine bottle.
Solomon Stane: Don’t you want a glass- hey what the fuck man.
(Johnny snatches the wine bottle and takes a big gulp of it before slamming it down on the ground. He takes a deep breath before yelling at the top of his lungs.)
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(Johnny throws his hands up into the air before leaning forward and putting his hands on both the shoulders of Solomon and Trixie Stane.)
Johnny Andrews: You know what I say?! I think we should go down to StarrStan right now and tell him how we feel, that’s how we’ll get ourselves out there! YEAH!
Trixie Stane: That is absolutely not what we said…
Solomon Stane: No no, let him be. That’s the spirit Johnny, we might as well go anyway, don’t want to step on any of the glass that you’ve just shattered. Knowing StarrStan, I bet he has some bullshit for us anyway.
(Johnny, Solomon, and Trixie stand up before beginning to make their way out of catering and towards the office of Dynasty General Manager StarrStan. The entire time Johnny is rambling all confident and braggadocious while he leads the pack.)
Johnny Andrews: We’re the best! It’s like you said Solomon, there isn’t a team on Friday Night Dynasty that’ll be able to stop us- Oh…
(They stop in front of StarrStan’s office only to see the door being opened and a familiar figure leaving the area. All three of them look towards them as the camera pans over to reveal…)
Jack Ripley: Oh hey guys, I was just leaving don’t mind me.
(None other than former World Champion and Dynasty Elitist Jack Ripley is seen as the crowd pops loudly in response to the fan favorite! Jack hasn’t been seen in more than a month, having last competed in the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Road To Redemption 2021. He smiles towards the two of them and begins to make his way out, but only sees the big smirk that is plastered on the face of Johnny which causes him to raise an eyebrow.)
Johnny Andrews: Well look who it is! It’s the man that I pinned clean in the center of the ring in the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption! What made you come running back?! It seems like you were gone for good and I was smoking that Rip Pack.
Jack Ripley: I get it, it’s your cling to relevance and I’m not going to take it away from you. Especially considering the last thing I need to do is brag about getting the better of someone on one occasion. But you know what, I’m not here to cause any problems. But as I left I couldn’t help but hear you talk about how there isn’t a team on Friday Night Dynasty that’s going to be able to stop the two of you, am I right or am I wrong?
Trixie Stane: I don’t think our friend here stuttered, did he? We said what we said and we are unapologetic. I get the whole trend is to overlook people like Solomon and Johnny, but they are as talented as they come. They have shown strides separately, and I could only imagine them together at a united front. If you came to dispute that, this’ll have to be at another time.
Jack Ripley: Woah, new face, haven’t seen you before. But nonetheless it’s fine, I appreciate the vigor. It’s the fairytale that never gets old when it comes to people like the two of you. Can’t make it separately, so you form a team in hopes of rubbing the two brain cells that you both have left together in hopes of making it big. I’m not going to stop you. But at the same time there is a reason I took a visit to StarrStan tonight.
Solomon Stane: We don’t really give a damn, move out of our way.
Jack Ripley: I’m so scared, so intimidated. Anyway let me finish then you can go on whatever tirade you’re currently on. I’d tell you you’re wrong and you might actually get some competition, but you know what? I think I’ll let it speak for itself.
(The door to Starr’s office opens once more to reveal another figure. Jack smirks while Johnny, Trixie, and Solomon all look absolutely shocked at what they’re seeing right now. The camera goes over to reveal…)
(David Davidson, Jack’s old partner from The High Rollerz, standing right next to him. Both of them look at one another with confident looks on their faces.)
Jack Ripley: Yep… see you on Friday though.
(Jack and David turn around, making their way out of the scene while Johnny, Trixie, and Solomon look at one another before blinking repeatedly. It’s the last shot seen before King of Elite from there begins to fade to somewhere else.)
(The camera cuts back to the center of the ring where Bella Braxton is standing ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen! This contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: And it is for your Elite Answers Wrestling NATIONAL…ELITE…CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Sky’ by Playboi Carti starts playing as Jake Smith enters the arena with his dog Josh in hand and his EAW Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist as the cheers come from throughout the arena and he heads to the ring for his championship match.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…the CHALLENGER! Accompanied to the ring by his dog Josh. He is from Newark, New Jersey. Weighing in at 210 pounds. He is one half of the reigning EAW Tag Team Champions… “THE NEW”…JAKE SMITH!
James Peters: Here comes the challenger making his way to the ring. Ever since being eliminated from the King of Elite tournament, he has been on a roll as of late. He won a fatal four way match to become the number contender for the National Elite Title. Not only that, he is one half of the tag champions and he has another opportunity to become double champion here tonight.
Persephone: Who cares? I’m still wondering as to why nobody has explained to me why in the hell that stupid furball he carries around gets mentioned in the introduction. For the love of gawd. Is that ditzy ring announcer Braxton drinking on the damn job? I know why he likes that stupid furball so much. It’s because Jake and the dog have the same clueless and derpy look on their faces. :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: I don’t think it matters. Jake Smith is still on a quest to prove that he is a changed man and that he is proving that is most definitely World Championship material.
Persephone: The only thing this midget has proven is that he is a big fat liar. It looks like the bastard has added some extra inches to his height. If he’s a legitimate 6 foot 1, then I have had some plastic surgery done in my life. Somebody needs to go check the bathrooms in the back. One of them might be out of toilet paper.
(Jake hands off Josh to the timekeeper’s table before he enters the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring holding his Tag Team Title over his head as his theme fades out and Jake gets checked by the referee.)
James Peters: Well…actually nevermind, Percy. That’s a discussion for another day. Be that as it may, Jake Smith has found success during his EAW career. Jake has won three titles throughout his time in EAW. Tonight he is looking to add title reign number four to his resume.
Persephone: Yet he still needs a step ladder to reach the microwave…which he can’t use very well from what I’ve heard because he has the local fire department in his favorites list. Just get this damn thing over with.
(The arena goes dark, the sounds of the Gypsy Chants, Symbols and Cimbaloms begin to play when suddenly the rift of “Blood, Milk & Sky” by White Zombie plays, echoing when a lone spotlight is shown where Minerva is on the stage, kneeling and licking her lips, looking around wearing her hat and Glasses, carrying her gypsy chain, an orange rose and wearing an intricate black jacket along with her National Elite Championship. She slowly looks around with a smile on her face before crawling a little and slowly standing on her two feet placing the rose in her mouth.The crowd cheers as she starts to laugh before looking around wide-eyed and making her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent! Residing in the Florida Everglades. She is reigning and defending EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! “BLACK ROSE”…..MINERVA!
Rich Russillo: Here comes the National Elite Champion making her way to the ring. More focused and fueled than ever, especially with her title on the line against a competitor who is riding a strong wave of momentum as of late.
Persephone: Whoop de do! The oompa loompa haired gypsy bitch is here with a scowl on her face. Nothing new.
(She stops and gets close to some of the fans before backing up and licking her lips again. Turning to the ramp-way where she points to the ceiling, her eyes roll to the back of her head, not moving, making the signal of the cross. Minerva starts to sneer before she skips down to the ring, twirling her rose and hopping on the apron, hanging upside down on the ropes for a moment as the crowd continues to cheer.)
James Peters: When the King of Elite event started, Minerva’s reign has reached 223 days. This is the longest reign in about 6 years. If Jake has it in his mind that this is going to be an easy match for him with everything that Minerva has been through since Road to Redemption, he needs to get that thought out of his head right here and right now. The trials and tribulations have only made that young lady hungrier and more determined than ever.
(Minerva slowly gets back into the ring and stands in the middle, looking around before walking to the corner and leaning against the turnbuckle in a seated position, taking off her hat and licking her lips with a smirk on her face, waiting for the match to begin, while twirling the rose.)
Rich Russillo: That’s true, James, but if he’s wanting to show that he deserves to be in the World Title picture then this is the perfect opportunity for him to prove it. Minerva is a former World Champion herself with the Universal Women’s Title. Now the time for talk is over. The referee has checked both competitors and we are ready for this title match to begin.
(The referee holds the National Elite Title in the air and presents it to both champion and challenger before handing it to the ring announcer and calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Here we go! Bell has sounded and the National Elite Title on the line. Champion and challenger look ready to lock up…WAIT A SECOND! Jake Smith tried for a roundhouse kick, but Minerva ducked it! Minerva hits the ropes. Jake misses with the clothesline after the rebound. Minerva hits the ropes on the opposite side and brings him down face first with that STO.
Rich Russillo: There’s no doubt that Minerva probably wants to finish this match as quickly as possible so she is staying on the attack by mounting Jake and just pounding her fists into the side of Jake’s head. The referee is telling Minerva to open her hands up. She doesn’t want to, but she ultimately obliges because she doesn’t want to risk disqualification.
Persephone: You don’t hear the midget complaining. Probably the first time a girl has been on top of him. Then again, it’s Minerva, but beggars can’t be choosers and that orange haired demon gypsy prefers her men with bigger boobs and not ones who can sit in a literal teacup and act like it’s Disneyland.
James Peters: Will you cool it, Percy? Who lit a fire under your dress tonight? Not the point. Minerva pulls Jake back up to his feet. She goes to whip him into the ropes, but SHE CHANGES COURSE AND CLOBBERS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE ACROSS THE THROAT!
Persephone: Where’s the blood? There was blood when these two fought on Voltage. Why not now? It would make the match much more interesting than it is now. Better yet! How about we watch the midget try to swim in a shot glass or compare the gypsy bitch’s hair to carrots. Bahahaha! Now the orange creepy doll is dragging him by the hair like a little bitch over to the corner. Bahahahaha!
Rich Russillo: Minerva pulls him to his feet and pushes him into the turnbuckles and delivers one kick after the other into the midsection of Jake until she climbs to the second turnbuckle and starts pounding her fists again into the head of Jake.
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-
James Peters: JAKE GRABS THE ANKLES OF MINERVA AND WALKS HER OUT OF THE CORNER! JAKE TRYING TO GET HER SET UP FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT MINERVA FALLS OFF THE BACK OF JAKE AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP! JAKE’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOO–
Rich Russillo: Jake kicks out before two. Jake got close to getting caught, but it’s going to take more than that to keep Jake down at this point in the match. Jake rolled through the pin and takes Minerva down with a low dropkick before she could get out of the way. Now Jake has control and takes Minerva back down with a snap suplex just as quickly as he brought her back to her feet.
Persephone: Are you sure this match isn’t no DQs or a hardcore match? Damn, can we change the rules? This is so boring! Bend the rules long enough so the gypsy bitch can clobber the midget with a microphone again. Why couldn’t I do commentary on Veena’s match? I miss my girl so much.
James Peters: Because you aren’t on Showdown and you’re calling this match, so get over it. Now let’s get back to the match. Jake is now in control of the match as he picks Minerva back up and whips her to the ropes. Minerva was about to rebound BUT JAKE CLOTHESLINES HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND MINERVA CRASHES TO THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF US!
Rich Russillo: Jake is getting geared up now and ready to strike once again. He hits the ropes on the far side and is running full speed back towards the ropes in front of us. Minerva back to her feet AND JAKE TAKES HER BACK DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL SUICIDE DIVE! THE BACK OF MINERVA’S HEAD CRACKS HARD AGAINST THE MAT!
Persephone: Now that I see that move, I think that the midget should consider getting with that Holly skank. We already have Batbitch and now we have the new Mighty Mouse. What a dynamic duo of dipshits they would be. The midget’s so short he can ride on his dog as his noble steed. Ohh I crack me up. I have to do something to keep myself from going crazy in this shithole.
James Peters: Are you going to call the match at any point or are you just going to insult the wrestlers in the ring the whole time? Actually nevermind and don’t answer that. As I was distracted for that moment, Jake picked Minerva back up and SLAMMED HER AGAINST THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: Minerva holding her back in pain after that slam, but she doesn’t get a chance to recover as Jake pulls her back to her feet and rolls her back in the ring as the referee continues the count. Now Jake has pulled the head and neck of Minerva under the bottom rope as he gets back on the apron and JUMPS WITH THE GUILLOTINE CLOTHESLINE ACROSS THE THROAT OF MINERVA! MINERVA HOLDS HER THROAT AS SHE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING!
Persephone: Well, damn. There goes her night hobby. Her kangaroo kicking boyfriend will be so disappointed. Now she’ll have to please him in a different way when they both come out as losers. Cheap gypsy. Now Jake gets back in the ring and he goes to hook the leg for the pin. Hopefully with him getting the pinfall it will mean a SHORT match.
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEE-
James Peters: MINERVA KICKS OUT! You knew that with a title on the line that the intensity would definitely be turned up and Jake is showing he is going to pull out all the stops he can to make sure he leaves tonight a double champion. Since he caused some good damage to the neck of Minerva just a few moments ago, Jake is going to slow it down for a moment and apply a side headlock around the damaged neck of Minerva.
Rich Russillo: This won’t necessarily get the job done but he wants to cause as much damage as he can before he chooses to finish Minerva off. This could be just the beginning of something big for the challenger. Regardless of his reputation, Jake has always been a methodical competitor. It also involved him using other people, but he said he’s turned over a new leaf and from what we’ve seen, he’s off to a good start.
Persephone: Is it the same leaf Jake used as a mattress? I’m not buying it yet. Just like how I am not buying this match. It has slowed down to a standstill and I hate it. Somebody needs to punch this midget in the nose for doing this crap. Thank gawd now that Minerva is trying to make it back to her feet.
James Peters: Not an easy task considering the size difference but she’s doing it. Jake tries to take her back down, but Minerva is holding her ground. Minerva throws elbows into the midsection of Jake and he finally breaks the hold. He tries to keep hold of Minerva by grabbing her wrists, but she quickly turns around AND CLOCKS JAKE IN THE NOSE WITH A HEADBUTT!
Rich Russillo: That’s got to make the eyes of Jake water. I’m surprised his nose isn’t bleeding after that one. Minerva hits the ropes and rebounds but Jake counters with a back body drop attempt AND MINERVA LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND JAKE AND BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND SHE RAKES THE BACK OF JAKE!
Persephone: What the hell was that? Damn carrot top is playing dirty. The only type of playing dirty that I enjoy will be with my sexy Rexy. Now the little boy gets a forearm in the back of the neck thanks to her.
James Peters: Jake still has his back to Minerva and she applies a waistlock. Jake was off guard long enough for Minerva TO CATCH JAKE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX. WHAT STRENGTH SHOWN BY THE CHAMPION MINERVA!
Rich Russillo: She lets it go before gets back up and hits the ropes. She rebounds as Jake makes it back to his feet and she DROPS HIM AGAIN WITH THE LOU THESZ PRESS! MINERVA LAYING IN THE PUNCHES ONCE AGAIN TO THE SKULL OF HER CHALLENGER! THE REFEREE ONCE AGAIN TELLING MINERVA TO OPEN THE HANDS!
Persephone: I don’t why in the hell the referee keeps repeating the same thing over and over. They aren’t going to listen to the rules. The lights are on, but nobody is home. Especially with these two lunkheads. One is short on brains and the other is short, period. But she finally stops punching that empty skull of his. He’s trying to get some breathing room away from her. For what reason, I don’t know. STOP BEING SUCH A BIG CHICKEN! STAY IN THERE AND FIGHT!
James Peters: Minerva has been relentless at this point in the match as Jake rolls to the ropes and Minerva catches him with a baseball slide dropkick, but he stays on the outside ring apron. Jake on his feet and Minerva with a hangman off the top rope, but Jake still stands on the apron.
Rich Russillo: Minerva grabs Jake by the neck and pulls him over the top rope. Jake’s feet are still on the ropes and Minerva locks him in a front facelock. IS SHE GOING TO DDT HIM? NOPE! SHE SPINS AND MINERVA HITS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER OFF THE TOP ROPE! JAKE LANDS HARD AFTER THAT MOVE AS HE HOLDS HIS NECK AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Persephone: She needs to be careful! The top rope is like outer space for Jake. A fall from that height could kill someone his size. But that was dangerous and so fun to watch. I wish that it would have broken both their necks so the match could end and I could leave, but she is going for the cover which could give me my wish of this match ending. DON’T FAIL ME NOW!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRREEE—
James Peters: JAKE LANDED HARD ON HIS NECK BUT HE KICKED OUT! Jake has slowly worked his way back to his feet as Minerva hits the ropes. MINERVA GOING FOR ANOTHER STO, BUT JAKE BLOCKS IT AND PLANTS MINERVA WITH A DDT! Jake now makes his way into the corner and is calling for Minvera to get back to her feet.
Rich Russillo: She’s back up to her feet and charges forward and takes her down with a clothesline. Jake hits the ropes and Minerva is back to her feet and she is hit once again with a shoulder block. Jake whips Minerva to the ropes. She rebounds AND JAKE CATCHES HER RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW! LISTEN TO THE CROWD CHEER FOR THE CHALLENGER! NOT JUST THE CHALLENGER, BUT THE CHAMPION AS WELL!
Persephone: Why the hell would anybody want to cheer for either one of these two? Neither of them are me and neither of them are my sexy Rexy McAllister and never will be. Whatever. But the gypsy ho has scrambled to her knees and the midget has caught her in the back of the head with a shining wizard.
James Peters: Turnabout might be fair play as Jake is ready to try and put Minerva away with almost the same move that she hit on him earlier. Jake is going for his swinging neckbreaker. HE IS GOING FOR BROKEN WINGS!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA BREAKS FREE! MINERVA MANAGES TO ESCAPE AND SPIN OUT OF THE NECKBREAKER! MINERVA BEHIND JAKE AND SHE GRABS THE ARMS AND CATCHES HIM IN A BACKSLIDE! SHOULDERS DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRREEE–
Persephone: Of course he kicks out! Why the hell do they keep going for these crappy rollups? They almost never work! Little boy blue rolls through and grabs the legs of the orange thing and flips forward for a jackknife cover. Oh great another damn roll up. Maybe this one will hear my cries and end this match.
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOO!
THHHHRRRRRRREEEEE–
James Peters: AND MINERVA GETS OUT OF IT! That was a close call but both Elitists quickly get back to their feet now, AND JAKE SWINGS AT MINERVA- BUT MINERVA DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BEFORE GRABBING JAKE FROM BEHIND! Jake is able to land a back elbow though, and it looks like he knew that Minerva was up to no good! Jake Smith now running the ropes, BUT MINERVA RUSHES IN AT THE SAME TIME, AND SHE JUMPS UP AND HITS JAKE WITH A KNEE BEFORE HE COULD BOUNCE OFF OF THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: Minerva now grabbing Jake, AND SHE LIFTS HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION- BUT JAKE MANAGES TO LAND A KNEE TO THE TOP OF MINERVA’S HEAD, QUICKLY JUMPING OUT OF HER GRASP AND LANDING ON HIS FEET! Jake now jumping up and delivering a bicycle kick that turns Minerva around, and now Jake kicks Minerva’s leg out, dropping her to a knee! JAKE SMITH NOW RUNNING THE ROPES-
Persephone: And whatever he had planned doesn’t connect, because Minerva was able to turn around and drop Jake with a clothesline.
James Peters: Jake doesn’t stay down for long as he’s able to make his way into the corner, BUT NOW MINERVA RUSHES INTO THE CORNER, AND SHE DELIVERS A FOREARM SMASH! Minerva now lifting Jake up onto the top rope, and it looks like she’s looking for a major move, one that might be able to put this one away!
Rich Russillo: Minerva’s climbing up to the top rope to join Jake Smith, and usually this never leads to anything good, which is exactly why I’m right with you in being so surprised James! I didn’t expect something like this, but we know just how dangerous and ruthless of a competitor Minerva is, and Jake is going to have to be extremely careful or else his chances of becoming a double Champion tonight might just go out the window! Minerva now grabbing Jake in a front facelock, AND I THINK THIS JUST SOLIDIFIES IT, MINERVA’S LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: SHE IS, BUT JAKE DOESN’T LET IT CONNECT! JAKE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT MINERVA’S STOMACH, AND HE FORCES HER TO DROP DOWN ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Minerva manages to deliver a forearm to Jake to try and knock him out, but Jake responds with one of his own! Now Minerva with another forearm! Now Jake! These two Elitists are going back and forth with these forearm shots in an attempt to take the other out, BUT NOW JAKE IS STARTING TO PULL HIMSELF UP, AND HE JUMPS OVER MINERVA BEFORE PULLING HER DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A SUNSET FLIP PIN!
Persephone: YES, HURRY UP AND COUNT TO THREE!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHH—
James Peters: MINERVA GETS THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN! That was a close call though, because that counter by Jake was really impressive! Either way, this match is not over just yet and at this rate it might not be over anytime soon! Both competitors have made it back to their feet. Now both have the same idea hitting the ropes and going for clotheslines, BUT JAKE CHANGES IT UP AT THE LAST SECOND AND CATCHES MINERVA IN THE DREADED SLEEPER HOLD!
Persephone: Ewwwwwwwww! Why is she fighting out of it?!?!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA SENDING ELBOW SHOTS TO THE GUT OF JAKE SMITH, FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF HER! SHE SPRINTS TO THE ROPES, LEAPS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS JAKE WITH A SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW! THE CHAMPION SNATCHES JAKE UP BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CORNER! MINERVA WITH SHOTS TO THE STOMACH! SOME TO THE FACE! FOREARMS NOW! AND SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH AN UPPERCUT! JAKE IS BESIDE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW AS MINERVA SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!
James Peters: MINERVA KEEPING CONTROL AND SHE DRAGS JAKE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DOWN HE GOES WITH A SNAPMARE! ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IS IN A SITTING POSITION NOW AS MINERVA GOES TO THE ROPES! SOMERSAULT DDT CONNECTS, SLAMMING JAKE’S FACE INTO THE MAT! MINERVA FLIPS HIM OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!
Persephone: Sigh. I hate this so much
Rich Russillo: MINERVA DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME! SHE’S IMMEDIATELY BACK UP AND GOES RIGHT FOR THOSE ROPES AGAIN! SHE LEAPS ON THE TOP AND THERE’S HELL’S BELLS!!! THE SPLIT LEGGED MOONSA-
Persephone: OOOH! IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! JAKE GOT HIS KNEES UP AND SHE LANDED ON HER STOMACH! MINERVA IS CLUTCHING HER UGLY STOMACH AND THE SHORTEST MAN IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING NEEDS TO GET UP AND CAPITALIZE ON THIS!
James Peters: JAKE SEES THAT MINERVA IS DOWN AND HE THROWS HIMSELF OVER HER FOR A COVER!!!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!
Persephone: :wtf:
Rich Russillo: NOW IT’S JAKE WHO DOESN’T WASTE A SECOND! HE HAS MINERVA UP! THE TWO LOCK UP AND IT’S JAKE WHO IS ABLE TO MUSCLE MINERVA BACK INTO THE ROPES!!!!
Persephone: She must really be weak if a smol man with the strength of a newborn baby deer is able to outmuscle her.
James Peters: :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: JAKE FORCES MINERVA INTO THE CORNER AND LIGHTS HER UP WITH A SERIES OF CHOPS TO THE CHEST! MINERVA FIGHTS BACK WITH A FOREARM, FORCING JAKE BACK AND SHE CLIMBS UP THE ROPES! FLYING DROPKICK TAKES DOWN JAKE! MINERVA LOOKS TO GRAB HIM A CROSSFACE STYLE SUBMISSION BUT JAKE QUICKLY ROLLS TO THE ROPES! MINERVA GRABS HIM BY THE LEG TO BRING HIM BACK, BUT JAKE BOOTS HER AWAY WITH HIS FREE FOOT! HE’S BACK UP BUT MINERVA IMMEDIATELY GETS HIM DOWN WITH A DROP TOEHOLD!
James Peters: ANOTHER TRY FOR THE CROSSFACE BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO WIGGLE HIS WAY FREE AND SCRAMBLES UP TO HIS FEET! MINERVA IS RIGHT THERE! JAKE DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE AND GOES FOR MINERVA’S WASTE! HE DUMPS HER OVER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT SHE LANDS ON HER FEET! JAKE TURNS AROUND TO SEE MINERVA UP AND THERE’S A SUPERKICK FROM THE CHAMP!
Rich Russillo: JAKE CAUGHT THE FOOT! HE SPINS MINERVA AROUND AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT! JAKE HAS HER BY THE HAIR NOW AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER SLEEPER HOLD!!!! JAKE’S GOT THE SLEEPER CINCHED IN THIS TIME!
Persephone: I feel like going to sleep right now.
James Peters: MINERVA IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT JAKE PULLS THEM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA TRYING TO FIGHT IT AND MAKE IT TO THE ROPES, BUT JAKE HAS THE MOVE IN DEEP AND THEY ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAKE PUTTING ALL HIS WEIGHT ON THE BACK OF MINERVA! MINERVA IS DRAGGING JAKE AND GETTING CLOSER TO THE ROPES, BUT TO NO AVAIL! MINERVA IS DOWN AND STARTING TO FADE! WILL THE SLEEPER HOLD WIN JAKE THE TITLE?
Persephone: On the bright side, if she passes out we will be able to see with ease if she starts turning blue. I’d rather her lose by loss of blood, but I guess her dumbass getting put to sleep works just as well.
James Peters: Minerva is still trying to fight it but it looks like it isn’t doing any good as she is fading quicker by the second. MINERVA STRUGGLING! AND SHE ISN’T MOVING! SHE COULD BE OUT! THE REFEREE CHECKS ON MINERVA AND GOES FOR HER ARM! IF IT DROPS THREE TIMES WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
(The referee raises and drops the arm of Minerva and it falls lifeless.)
Referee: (off-mic) ONE!
(The ref raises her arm a second time and it has the same result.)
Referee: (off-mic) TWO!
James Peters: That’s two. One more time and Jake leaves with the National Elite Title!
(The ref raises her arm a third and final time and lets it drop.)
Referee: (off-mic) THRE-
Rich Russillo: IT WAS CLOSE TO COMPLETELY DROPPING, BUT MINERVA CAUGHT IT AT THE LAST MOMENT! IT IS NOT OVER FOR MINERVA! THE CHAMPION STILL HAS FIGHT LEFT IN HER! SHE IS TRYING TO GET HERSELF BACK IN THIS MATCH! LISTEN TO THE CROWD CHEER WILDLY FOR MINERVA! THEY ARE WILLING HER ON! JAKE DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO STOP MINERVA FROM BUILDING ANY MOMENTUM!
Persephone: This guy is an IDIOT! He had one job and that was to choke her out and end this match and he can’t even do that right. Come on guys! Step it up and start beating the hell out of each other.
James Peters: LOOK AT MINERVA! SHE HAS MADE IT BACK TO HER FEET! MINERVA WITH MORE ELBOWS TO THE GUT OF JAKE AND HE FINALLY RELEASES THE HOLD! Minerva hits the ropes and ducks the clothesline attempt from Jake. Minerva off the far side and THIS TIME JAKE COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP BUT MINERVA LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND HIM!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA HITS THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME AND NOW JAKE TURNS AROUND! BAM! DEVIL’S TOUCH! JAKE DIDN’T TURNED AROUND A LITTLE TOO LATE BECAUSE MINERVA WAS ABLE TO GET ALL OF THAT SUPERKICK RIGHT ON JAKE’S JAW! A FEW OF JAKES TEETH MIGHT BE IN THE FIFTH ROW AFTER THAT KICK!
Persephone: Good for them and now look! The two losers are down on the mat! Now the referee is checking both the orange thing and the smurf before they start their count. Don’t waste your time, you stupid ref! Just ring the bell and end this match. Put them and me out of the misery of this debacle of a match.
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
James Peters: Both competitors are starting to stir at the moment and are slowing trying to make it back to their feet. They are going to do absolutely everything they can to make sure that this match doesn’t end by a count out or referee stoppage, especially Jake. If he doesn’t pin Minerva or doesn’t make her submit, he doesn’t win the title. An abrupt ending wouldn’t hurt Minerva’s feelings because she would keep the title, but the fighter and competitor in her would not want her to win a match that way. When she competes, she wants to make a statement!
Referee: (off-mic) FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Rich Russillo: Jake has made it back to his feet, but he needed some help from the ropes to accomplish that. He’s keeping an eye on Minerva to make sure she gets back up to keep his double champion dreams intact! She’s made it to her knees and it’s going to be close
Referee: (off-mic) NINE! TE-
Persephone: DAMN IT! The stupid bitch made it to her feet, so this stupid match must go on. Before you say it, James, just save it because I really don’t want to hear it. They are both strong competitors blah blah blah. They have the hearts of warriors blah blah blah. They will do anything they have to do to make their statement heard blah blah blah and all that other bullshit. Did that pretty much cover it?
James Peters: Close enough. Thanks for mentioning all that because it’s all true and there’s no need to repeat it. Now that both competitors have made it to their feet it looks like they are both ready to kick it into high gear! LOOK AT THEIR EYES! THEY ARE GLARING DAGGERS INTO EACH OTHER’S SOULS. THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH A BATTLE, BUT THE WAR IS JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN!
Rich Russillo: AND HERE WE GO! THE SLUGFEST BEGINS! MINERVA AND JAKE MEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST CLOBBERING THE HOLY SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER! LEFTS AND RIGHTS JUST TRYING TO BEAT EACH OTHERS BRAINS OUT! IT HAS REACHED A FEVER PITCH RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: It’s about time that they tried to get me above boredom. But neither of them have any brains so punching each other in the head won’t cure that problem. Hopefully they keep punching each other so much that they start to bleed. That would make me happy. Well more like less annoyed, but you morons get the picture.
James Peters: LOOK AT THESE TWO GO! NEITHER ONE LETTING UP AND BOTH TRYING TO GAIN THE ADVANTAGE IN THIS SLUGFEST! JAKE! MINERVA! JAKE! MINERVA! JAKE! MINERVA! JAKE! MINERVA! JAKE! MINERVA! JAKE! IT’S MINERVA WHO MANAGES TO GET THE ADVANTAGE AND KEEPS THROWING RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND SENDING JAKE INTO THE ROPES! MINERVA TRIES FOR THE IRISH WHIP BUT JAKE COUNTERS IT AND SENDS MINERVA INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Rich Russillo: JAKE RUNS FULL SPEED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE FROM MINERVA SENDING JAKE STAGGERING! NOW MINERVA THROWS JAKE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND DELIVERS KICKS TO HIS MIDSECTION! Minerva runs full speed going for a clothesline BUT JAKE GETS HIS BOOTS UP! Now Jake makes his way to the top turnbuckle. Jake tries to get his balance, BUT MINERVA HITS HIM IN THE ANKLE SENDING JAKE LANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Not exactly a good landing for Jake.
Persephone: Oh please. It’s not like he hurt anything he was going to use anytime soon. The worst thing that will happen to him is his voice goes up an octave. Just the thought of it makes me want to burst out laughing.
James Peters: Minerva is climbing onto the second ropes as he throws a forearm into the face of Jake Smith. Now she tries to set Jake up to take him down. MINERVA TRYING TO TAKE HIM OUT WITH A SUPERPLEX! BUT JAKE FIRES A FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!
Persephone: When will they learn to give it up and just call it a day? What they are doing to each other is obviously not enough to get the job done.
Rich Russillo:Jake Smith is once again standing on the top turnbuckle and he grabs the waist of Minerva. HE JUMPS AND TAKES MINERVA WITH HIM! JAKE CONNECTS WITH THE HELL ABOVE! FLIP PILEDRIVER FROM THE SECOND ROPE AND HE SPIKES MINERVA RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD!
James Peters: JAKE GOT ALL OF THAT PILEDRIVER AND IT CAUSED EXTRA DAMAGE WITH THE EXTRA RISK ADDED! BUT JAKE TOOK SOME DAMAGE HIMSELF FROM THE MOVE! HE SHOOK IT OFF AS BEST AS HE COULD AND HE IS GOING FOR THE COVER? WAS IT ENOUGH TO WIN THE MATCH IN THE TITLE?
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT!! MINERVA GOT HER SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST MILLISECOND AND SHE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! SO MUCH HEART BEING SHOWN RIGHT! BOTH THESE TOUGH COMPETITORS SHOWING WHY THEY EACH DESERVE TO LEAVE WITH THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Persephone: Seriously!! What the hell? I thought I told you not to go through with all the spirited competitor bullshit. Nobody cares about that and nobody wants to hear it from you.
James Peters: You told me, not Rich. Maybe frustration is setting in a little bit because Jake has not been able to put away Now Jake has pulled Minerva back to her feet, takes her to the ropes AND CLOTHESLINES HER RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SHE HITS THE FLOOR HARD!
Rich Russillo: SHE GRABBED THE RING APRON AT THE VERY LAST SECOND SO SHE MANAGED TO LAND ON HER FEET! JAKE IS LOOKING TO FLY AGAIN! HE HITS THE ROPES AT FULL SPEED! HE DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND HE’S GONNA TRY FOR ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE…
Persephone: HA! It didn’t work out this time for him. Mighty Mouse crashes and burns, but the idiot smacked our announce table. WATCH WHERE YOU’RE FLYING, JACKASS! Can we make it through one free-per-view without somebody breaking through our table? Classless fucks.
James Peters: MINERVA HAS HAD ENOUGH AND SHE USES ALL HER WEIGHT AND TACKLES JAKE TO THE FLOOR AND IS POUNDING HER FISTS ONCE AGAIN IN THE FACE OF HER CHALLENGER! REFEREE GAVE THEM A LOT OF ROOM WITHIN THE RULES, BUT NOW THEY START THE COUNT!
Referee: (off-mic) GET IN THE RING NOW! ONE! TWO!
Rich Russillo: THESE TWO ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER! MINERVA IS BACK UP AND SHE GRABS JAKE BY THE HAIR AND BOUNCES HIS FACE OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! MINERVA HAS BEEN WANTING TO GET SOME AGGRESSION OUT AND UNFORTUNATELY JAKE CAME OUT LAST WEEK AT THE WRONG TIME SO HE MIGHT HAVE JUST MADE HIMSELF THE UNFORTUNATE VICTIM OF MINERVA’S BEATING!
Referee: (off-mic) THREE! FOUR!
Persephone: How about these two just beat the shit out of each other all the way up the ramp and not come back forever because I am sick and tired of looking at these two even if it is hard to see Jake over the announce table. I am ready for this whole thing to be over. No bloodshed. No decapitations. No point. This is bullshit. Can we trade these two to get Rexy back? I think it would be a fair trade.
Referee: (off-mic) FIVE!
James Peters: JAKE TRIED TO GO FOR A KICK, BUT MINERVA CAUGHT IT! JAKE HOPPING ON ONE FOOT BUT HE CATCHES MINERVA WITH AN ENZUIGIRI AND STAGGERS HER! NOW HE WANTS TO PUT THE EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS MATCH! JAKE IS GOING TO TRY TO FOR THE STARMAKER ON THE FLOOR! HE COULD WIN IF HE HITS THE MOVE AND CAN GET MINERVA BACK IN THE RING IN TIME!
Rich Russillo: WAIT NO! MINERVA MANAGES TO PULL HERSELF OUT OF JAKE’S GRASP, AND SHE LANDS A BACK ELBOW TO JAKE’S JAW, BEFORE QUICKLY TURNING AROUND AND LANDING A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!
Referee: (off-mic) SIX!
Persephone: Oh my God, HURRY UP AND COUNT! HOW HARD IS IT TO COUNT TO TEN!?!?!?
James Peters: MINERVA LANDS A HARD HITTING RIGHT HAND, AND NOW… WAIT, WHAT IS SHE DOING!? Instead of re-entering the ring Minerva just lifted Jake up onto the top turnbuckle from out on the apron! This isn’t going to break the count, but I don’t think these two realize that yet! Minerva is slowly climbing up the turnbuckles from outside, AND SHE HITS JAKE WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! Jake doesn’t have that much fight left after how long this match has lasted, and now Minerva is looking for something big!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA AND JAKE ARE ON THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW MINERVA IS LIFTING JAKE UP! OH MY GOD, ATLAS FALLS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE OUT TO RINGSIDE!!!!! MINERVA JUST DELIVERED THE BRAINBUSTER ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR FROM THE TOP ROPE, BUT THE REFEREE STILL HAS TO COUNT!!! THE REFEREE’S COUNT HASN’T BEEN RESTARTED AS THESE TWO HAVE YET TO RE-ENTER THE RING!!!
Referee: (off-mic) SEVEN!
James Peters: Minerva sacrificed her own well being to deliver a move that’d absolutely put this match to an end if she could just get Jake back into the ring! Minerva’s hurting though, that took about as much out of her as it did Jake, and she was the one delivering the move!
Referee: (off-mic) EIGHT!
Rich Russillo: Neither Elitist is getting back up, and I think we might be looking at a double countout right now! That brainbuster off of the top rope was amazing, and it definitely knocked Jake out, but if Minerva can’t capitalize then nobody’s gonna win!
Persephone: Who cares!? JUST HURRY UP AND GET TO TEN!!!
James Peters: We’re really about to get a no contest for this National Elite Championship match, aren’t we? :lupe:
???: (off-mic) :adpeek:
(Suddenly, despite both Minerva and Jake Smith being down, laid out at ringside, the crowd explodes, bursting into extremely loud cheers.)
Rich Russillo: NO WAY, NOT NOW!!!
James Peters: WHAT!?!? DONOVAN DUKE!!!! DONOVAN DUKE IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH THE 24/7 CONTRACT IN HAND!!! DONOVAN DUKE HAS THE 24/7 CONTRACT WITH HIM, WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?
Referee: (off-mic) NINE!
(Quickly, Donovan slides into the ring and stops the referee from making it to ten.)
Referee: (off-mic) T-
Donovan Duke: (off-mic) NONONO, I’M CASHING IN! I’M CASHING IN!
Referee: (off-mic) :whoa: Okay, okay!
(The crowd cheers even louder as Donovan pushes the contract into the referee’s hands. The referee exits the ring and heads over to the timekeepers area, handing them the contract and telling them that Donovan is cashing in.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… DONOVAN DUKE IS CASHING IN THE 24/7 CONTRACT!!!!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE IS CASHING IN!!! DONOVAN’S CASHING IN, AND IMMEDIATELY HE RUSHES OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS JAKE SMITH!!! DONOVAN KNOWS THAT JAKE WAS JUST DROPPED WITH THE ATLAS FALLS AND IS UNRESPONSIVE, AND I THINK DONOVAN IS ABOUT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT! DONOVAN JUST GRABBED HIS FORMER INSURGENCY PARTNER AND THREW HIM BACK INTO THE RING, AND I THINK DONOVAN’S ABOUT TO TAKE THIS MATCH!!!
Rich Russillo: What is going on right now, is this really happening!? IS DONOVAN DUKE ABOUT TO WIN THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP BY PINNING HIS FORMER PARTNER!?
(Minerva begins to wake up, noticing Donovan Duke as he rushes back into the ring.)
Rich Russillo: MINERVA IS STIRRING, BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE! DONOVAN DUKE IS ABOUT TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THIS MATCH, AND SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE BUT TO WATCH!
James Peters: YOU MIGHT JUST BE RIGHT! DONOVAN LIFTS JAKE UP, AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE DUKE OF HAZARD!!!! JAKE WAS ALREADY DROPPED ON HIS HEAD WITH THE ATLAS FALLS OFF THE TOP ROPE OUT TO RINGSIDE, AND NOW DONOVAN DUKE DOES IT AGAIN WITH THE DUKE OF HAZARD!!! DONOVAN DUKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: MINERVA JUMPS AT DONOVAN TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: BUT SHE WAS TOO LATE!!! SHE WAS JUST BARELY TOO LATE!!!!
(Donovan Duke quickly rolls out of the ring before Minerva could grab him, and at the same time, the crowd once again explodes into cheers, shocked by the outcome of this match. ‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church hits, and in the meantime, Donovan rushes over to the timekeepers area, grabbing HIS newly won National Elite Championship before hurrying over to the entrance ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND THE NEWWWWWW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONNNN…. DDDOOOOONNOOOOVVAANNNNN DDUUUUUUUUUUUKKEEE!!!!!
James Peters: NEW CHAMPION!!!! DONOVAN DUKE IS THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, AND THE ARENA HAS JUST EXPLODED WITH CHEERS!!!! I can barely even hear Donovan’s entrance music over the sound of the thousands of people in attendance tonight, all in just as much shock as I am!
Rich Russillo: We were witnessing a classic between Jake Smith and Minerva, but in the end neither of them left this match as Champion, Donovan Duke did! The amazing Championship reign by Minerva was brought to a surprising end, and she wasn’t even the person pinned!
Persephone: Sucks to suck :mjlol:. Should’ve finished the match sooner, maybe then she’d still be Champion by now.
Rich Russillo: What a turn of events!
James Peters: I can’t believe what we just saw. Donovan Duke has finally cashed in the 24/7 Contract! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!!
(Minerva is sitting in the middle of the ring, and you can see from the look in her eyes that she’s beyond pissed. Just two months ago she lost New Eden, and now on top of that she’s lost her National Elite Championship, without even being the Elitist pinned to lose it. Minerva stares right at the new Champion, almost in disbelief, and meanwhile Donovan Duke celebrates his victory on the ramp, having finally won his first Championship in EAW. As Donovan holds up his National Elite Championship, King of Elite begins to fade out.)
(As the show continues, we turn to the backstage area. Specifically the back entrance of NRG Stadium. The Houston, Texas crowd is slowly quieting as a Mercedez-Maybach GLS 600 in platinum paint pulls up. The driver isn’t visible due to the dark window tinting. The car parks illegally as the engine cuts off and the door swings open. All we can see is the back of someone stepping out the vehicle as their head is covered by a hooded sweatshirt.)
Stew-O: Looks like we’ve got someone showing up a little late to the festivities. Might want to move that car before it gets towed.
Jake Mercer: Oh snapple, it’s DESHAUN WATSON! Seeing as his football career is over it must be time for him to cross over from the NFL into the EAW!
Flannery McCoy: That’s not Deshaun Watson. At least, I doubt it highly. We clearly can’t see the person yet, Jake.
Jake Mercer: Hey, we’re in Houston, right? Home of the Texans? It could be him…LET ME DREAM, DAMN IT!
(The camera continues following the individual as they continue making their way through the backstage area. We see crew members, staff, and even some road agents eyes widen as the person keeps walking around. Suddenly, a foursome of burly security guards come rushing as soon as the person is in their view point. The person stops as the loudest guard stands in front of them.)
Security Guard: Woah, woah, woah! You know damn well you aren’t supposed to be here!
???:…hmm…
Security Guard: Hey! You’ve been blacklisted since 2018! We’ve been told to escort you off any and every premises EAW has any events and this will be no different! You can go the easy way or the hard way! The choice is yours…
(As the guards begin to move in, StarrStan appears out of no where feverishly enthusiastic as he rushes to cut the guards off from touching the mystery person.)
StarrStan: Settle down, guys! Settle down, please! This lady was invited personally by me. I’ve talked to the heads of the promotion and we’ve come to a new agreement. Please, step aside…we have some business to discuss don’t we?
(Finally, the guards split and make a path as StarrStan motions for the woman to continue.)
StarrStan: IS THAT!?
Jake Mercer: IT CAN’T BE!
Flannery McCoy: FORMER VIXXEN’S CHAMPION…THE ONE AND ONLY SHERIDAN MÜLLER!
Jake Mercer: The Lioness! German Efficiency! THE LAST VIXXEN! MY DICK BREHS! IT’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE INSIDE THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
(Sheridan stands next to StarrStan as the crowd pops in sheer surprise.)
StarrStan: I know things didn’t end perfectly but I’m happy to help usher you into your newest chapter in EAW.
(StarrStan extends his hand as Sheridan stares at it almost as if she wasn’t about to shake it. She looks around as StarrStan stands their awkwardly. Sheridan puts her hands on her hips, chuckles for a second, before finally speaking.)
Sheridan Müller: Been a long time coming but I guess I’m back, huh?
(Sheridan shakes StarrStan’s hand as Starr gives off a huge smile.)
Sheridan Müller: I can’t wait to get things started. No. RESTARTED. I have a lot of things I feel like I can handle specifically on Friday Night Dynasty. How about you show me to your office and we discuss what some of those things entail, ok?
StarrStan: No problem!
Stew-O: #EAW15 Is alive and well as Sheridan Müller is back in Elite Answers Wrestling!
Flannery McCoy: It’s several former talents that I doubted we’d ever have the privilege of seeing perform in an EAW ring again. Sheridan was near the top of that list to me but low and behold…she’s back!
Jake Mercer: Given how she looked in her last independent match up months ago, I’m expecting big things for Sheridan. I watched a On Demand show put forth by the now defunct “FOREVER GLORY WRESTLING” where Sheridan took on former EAW Elitist Korey Gaines. Let’s just say Korey Gaines lasted as long as he does in the bedroom as he did in a match with Sheridan. It was less than 2 minutes and he was covered in his own blood instead of his own…
Stew-O: Ayo.
Jake Mercer: My bad, my bad guys. But yeah…Sheridan is back and im scared of whoever gets in her way!
(The Scene transitions to the next math graphic)
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(As the match graphic flashes on screen momentarily, the entire audience in the NRG Stadium would begin to cheer, as they are well aware of what they’re in for. The camera pans back to ringside, as Gina Romano stands in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is a THIRTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH!!!
Crowd: MULTIPLE FALLS!!!
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi then hits the speakers, and the entire audience’s reaction goes sour. Not too long ago they were cheering, but now, they’re booing, and as the lights begin to flicker, they radiate so brilliantly it almost temporarily BLINDS the audience – to which they boo louder. Impact takes a step onto the stage, eyes closed, symbolically having “turned his back” on the audience, like he believed they did some time ago. He then begins to walk down the ramp, slowly, having blurred the crowd out. As if the arena was empty to them.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… hailing from Seattle Washington, weighing in at 221 pounds… he is the self-proclaimed “Most Watched Champion in History”… IIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Eve: You heard it there, folks, here enters IMPACT! For months he and his opponent have been at each other’s throats, but neither time have they actually been one-on-one. In some way shape or form it involved another person, such as Kassidy Heart, and the rest of the Extreme Elimination Chamber, but now? He gets his opponent one-on-one in what I could consider to be one of the most tiring match any Elitist could actually go through…
(Slowly, but surely, Impact begins to walk up the steps, as the camera displays his diamond-patterened tights. He enters the ring, before posing. His theme song would fade out soon enough, though, as it would be replaced by ‘The Rumbling’ by SiM. Usually, the crowd would boo, but this time they cheer as Theron Nikolas walks out through the curtains, dressed in a matte black attire, with gold slashes through the tights. However, the gold would have a hint of white, almost as if those slashes had blood stains, and judging by his nickname, the blood stains of a “Ghost.”)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… weighing in at 224 pounds… he is the “Ghost”… THERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NIIIIKOOLAAAAAAAAAS!!!
Eve: Two months ago, we saw Theron Nikolas tap out due to Kassidy Heart’s armbar, and ever since then he hasn’t been the same. He has been… different, altered. And now, he gets the first one-on-one match WITH Impact to truly display what that is all about. As mentioned earlier, an Iron Man match is absolutely tough. But truthfully? I believe that caters to THERON more than anyone. More than even Impact… but I guess we’ll soon find out.
(Theron Nikolas too walks up the steps, before entering the ring. He walks up to Impact, and gets in his face, however, he does not strike. He shows zero intention of striking, most likely because he doesn’t want to waste any effort before the bell rings. The referee would separate the two, however, as ‘The Rumbling’ fades out.)
Gavin Kirkland: This one is intense… just like a certain someone, namely myself, during Bethany’s mat-
Eve: Sigh.
(**30:00**)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: We are underway, and as you see on the bottom left-hand corner of the screen right now there are 30 minutes on the clock! That is thirty minutes of straight action, and that leaves room for numerous pinfalls! And so, that requires these two men to be extra careful tonight…
Gavin Kirkland: Exactly the case here, Evie Stevie!
Eve: Don’t call me that.
Gavin Kirkland: You got it, Steve! This match begins as the two competitors slowly approach each other, hesitant due to the unpredictability of the other’s moves, and how they will start!
Deadprez: But, I can only assume due to his experience, Impact is the one who makes the first move, as he fakes out a lariat, only to hit an uppercut to Theron’s chest! If this was later on, that would probably have him winded, but as of this moment, that isn’t the case! Theron Nikolas isn’t even stunned, though he is affected, as Impact continues to strike him in the mid-section!
Eve: He does hit the Ronan section indeed, however, Theron isn’t going to allow him to do more damage than he intends! Theron grabs Impact by the ears, before connecting with a European uppercut! Impact is spun around, and now Theron quickly attempts a Snap Dragon Suplex- BUT IMPACT SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH THE EVISCERATION!
Gavin Kirkland: But Theron is quickly able to grab ahold of Impact’s legs, keeping him remained off the ground, rather than moving out of the way as we have seen some people do! Theron Nikolas drags him closer to the center of the ring, before allowing Impact to slip through his hands… as he now looks to connect with that Swinging Reverse STO, ‘God’s Requiem’ in the center of the ring! IT CONNECTS-
Deadprez: But Impact seamlessly traps the arm, and spins out of the hold, before connecting with a huge forearm smash right against the jaw of Theron Nikolas! Theron quickly holds onto the point of damage, which allows Impact to continue his assault! It appears that’s his gameplan early on in the match, using tactics employed in sports such as MMA; that being wear down his opponent with strikes! Impact lifts both hands up, before using the jab to stun Theron, hitting multiple at a time! We’ve seen his right-handed KO Punch “Fist of Fury” eliminate many Elitists, one being Limmy Monaghan, so that left-handed punch has GOT to do some damage-
Eve: But, perhaps, not enough to keep Theron from firing back! He sidesteps a jab, before connecting with a palm strike directly underneath the pectoral muscle! Precise striking from the Canadian, as that definitely pained Impact albeit a little! Impact winced, and now Theron looks to continue his strikes! He hits a second palm strike, this time in the ribcage area at the opposite side of his torso, before he looks to culminate it with a huge forearm smash of his own… WHICH CONNECTS-
Gavin Kirkland: No it doesn’t! Impact swiftly pushes the arm past him, before slapping Theron in the upper-hip area! Impact looks to follow it up… AND DOES SO BY CONNECTING WITH AN ARM-HOOKED BACKBREAKER ONTO THE KNEE, ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THERON LANDED ON HIS SHOULDER BRIDGE, RATHER THAN HIS BACK! THAT MUST HAVE HAD A WHIPLASH EFFECT ONTO THE NECK! IMPACT COVERS!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: But it’s not enough to do much permanent damage! Theron, even if he’s in pain, won’t allow Impact to get that extra second, regardless of whether he needs the recovery time himself or not! Impact isn’t too shocked, though, as it is relatively early…
Eve: That it is! Considering how Impact used that move to damage the back, it’s obvious he is now moving ahead to damage the spinal area! Impact doesn’t instantly get back up to his feet, but instead, grabs Theron’s, and uses that as leverage to pull himself up! Impact then attempts to flip him over, perhaps going to lock in that patented ‘Walls of Impact’ – the modified Boston Crab, that results in him kneeling on the opponent’s neck! Impact reajusts his grip, before looking to finally step over-
Deadprez: Denied! Theron flips his body BACK over, before using his leg strength to force Impact into flipping forward, using what I can only describe as a modified Monkey Flip in order to send Impact crashing down to the mat! Theron Nikolas slowly pushes himself off the mat, and then makes his way over to his opponent! Impact is barely getting up to his knees, before Theron grabs him around the waist, looking for a German- no! Back elbow from Impact- no again! Theron ducks it, before transitioning straight into a sliding STO! Imp falls face-first into the mat, as Theron looks to float over…
Gavin Kirkland: Theron pulls himself back up to his feet with relative ease, before grabbing Impact by the waist again! He makes a smooth transition into that deadlift German Suplex… AND IT CONNECTS! Impact is driven shoulders-first into the mat, and bounces back towards the turnbuckles! That move was enough to slightly stun Impact, whilst also buying Theron some time to get back up to his feet! But slowly, so does Impact! He uses the turnbuckles as a way to get back up… BUT HERE COMES THERON NIKOLAS, CHARGING IN WITH THAT HUGE UPPERCUT-
Eve: NO! Imp gets a singular knee up, forcing Theron to stumble backward, away from the corner! Impact runs forward… BUT GETS CLOBBERED BY A HUGE LARIAT!!! JESUS, THAT’S SOMETHING YOU’D SEE IN THE 80’S, OR EVEN JAPAN! THAT TOOK HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF, AND NOW THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO-
Eve: BUT IT’S ONLY A ONE! Impact has got to be one of the more resilient Elitists on the roster, so it’s no surprise he was able to kick out! Impact popped that shoulder up with relative ease, and truthfully, I don’t think Theron is surprised even a little bit. These two have been back and forth for months, there’s no doubt he’d realise what it takes to do so by now!
Deadprez: He obviously knew that it wasn’t going to put him away, and I have a feeling the only reason he entered that cover was to force a bit of energy out of him… before he slid into that armbar! He has both legs across the torso, and all he needs to do is break that finger lock that is stopping him from completely locking it in! He wrenches back, but Impact refuses to break his grip, and continues to keep his hands locked together! Theron has to pull harder than that!
Gavin Kirkland: Everybody truly understates how strong a monkey grip is, especially with your very OWN strength, and Impact is putting that on display here! You’d expect Theron to be able to break the grip, but I don’t think it’s going to happen, ESPECIALLY to Imp! Impact now rolls onto his knees off his back, with the grip now transitioning over one of Theron’s legs, and Impact begins to push himself off the mat! Impact DEADLIFTS Theron, before turning to the corner… BUCKLE BOMB! TRANSITIONING INTO ‘THE ABSOLUTION’!!! MICHINOKU DRIVER II SPIKES THERON ON HIS HEAD!
(**25:15**)
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas was badly driven into the mat, as Impact is now quick to gain control! He shoots the half, and pushes himself on top of Theron!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Eve: Yet it’s a kick out from Theron! Able to pop the shoulder up on time, Theron escapes the cover, and the match continues! Impact holds onto Theron’s wrist, and now drags his prone body over to the centre of the ring! I know what he’s looking for here, and it can’t be very good for Theron! Impact charges to the ropes… ‘FLIGHT SIGHTS’!!! THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS ONTO THERON NIKOLAS!
Deadprez: DENIED! THERON GETS BOTH KNEES UP JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, AND IMPACT FALLS BACKWARD IN PAIN! THERON IS NOW ABLE TO RECOVER, PUSHING HIMSELF OFF THE MAT, BEFORE GOING FORWARD TO IMPACT! HE GRABS THE HAIR, AND PICKS HIM UP; PLACING HIM IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! GUT CHECK! HE DROPS HIM DIRECTLY ONTO HIS KNEE, STOMACH-FIRST, DAMAGING EXACTLY WHERE THE KNEES WENT EARLIER! BUT HE DOESN’T STOP THERE, HOWEVER, AS HE PULLS HIM BACK INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! USHIGOROSHI FROM THERON NIKOLAS, FLIPPING IMPACT OVER, NECK-FIRST ONTO THE KNEE! HE JUST LAID HIM OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: Not a great landing for the 9 time World Champion, especially at his age, and if Theron is able to follow it up, it’ll be even worse! Nikolas pushes himself straight off the mat, and as Impact begins to sit up, he hits the ropes… AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BUISAKU KNEE STRIKE, ‘HEADHUNTER’ CONNECTS, AND HE KNOCKS IMPACT DIRECTLY BACK DOWN!
Eve: INCORRECT! IMPACT DUCKED HIS HEAD BEFORE IT CONNECTED, AND NOW IMPACT SLIDES HIM STRAIGHT INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN-
Eve: NEVERMIND! THERON IS ABLE TO PUSH HIMSELF OVER ONTO HIS KNEES, BEFORE SCURRYING BACK TO HIS FEET… SUPERKICK TO IMPACT’S JAW! IMPACT FALLS DOWN ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND BECAUSE OF THERON, HE COULD BE PRIMED TO LOSE HIS FIRST POINT! THE FIRST POINT MEANS EVERYTHING, IT MEANS THE ONE WHO SCORES IT GETS TO DICTATE THE MATCH, AND IF THERON IS IN THAT POSITION WHO KNOWS WHAT HE’LL DO? THERON PUSHES IMPACT ONTO THE APRON, AND SLIDES OUT HIMSELF!
Deadprez: Both men are now on the apron, and on here it could be where someone gains enough momentum to score the first point! Theron grabs Impact by the jaw, and slowly lifts him up onto his feet, ready to do some pretty brutal damage as not only are they both on the hardest part of the ring, but behind them there are ring posts! There’s a whole lot of damage that could be done right now, and it’s only a matter of time before one of them takes an immense amount of damage!
Gavin Kirkland: And that could be happening soon, as Theron Nikolas lifts Impact up, and knees him straight in the stomach! He places him in a powerbomb position- NO! Impact slides out of it! Impact goes for a powerbomb of his own… BUT THERON DROPS TO HIS FEET! THERON PUTS IMPACT IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, AND HOOKS THAT ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER… SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! :damn:!!!!!!!
(Impact’s back collides with the edge of the steel steps, and Theron’s on the edge of the apron. Both men fall to the outside…)
Eve: My God! Both of those men must’ve severely damaged their back with that move, and perhaps Impact even more so! He went straight into the steel steps, and they must be even harder- what am I saying, they ARE even harder! Impact is barely moving on the outside, outside of a few leg twitches. Theron absolutely destroyed him with that suplex, and it doesn’t present an amazing alternative for Impact. There’s not much he can do in order to follow up from it, and he almost definitely is going to suffer because of it.
Deadprez: Absolutely, Eve, both men were just laid out and pretty brutally. The referee isn’t counting them out because the first priority here is to make sure neither of them are badly hurting! Which is a great call on his part, because if both of them are in pain then, well, there’s not a lot he can do. There’s the option to call it off, or keep counting them out until one of them gets into the ring and gains the upper hand! But by the looks of things, if that were to happen, it would almost definitely be Theron Nikolas! Impact is Down & Out, pun intended (iykyk), and Theron Nikolas absolutely has the chance to get back up, as we’ve seen him do so time and time again. It’s just worse in Impact’s case as we’ve never seen someone go spine-first into the ring steps from a height like that, it’s usually pretty tamer. As long as the referee is confident in his own decision, I’m not going to question it, but right now he needs to make one!
(The referee kneels down beside both competitors. He grabs Theron Nikolas’ shoulder, looking to gain a response, before grabbing onto Impact’s. Impact, however, does not respond…)
Deadprez: What call is he going to make here? Theron is fine, and if Impact isn’t… could the first fall go to Theron VIA knockout???
(The referee gets up, and looks to walk over to the timekeeper’s area, where Gina Romano is standing. It’s almost certain he’s going to make a call… until…)
Deadprez: WAIT! NEVERMIND! IMPACT, AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, GRABS ONTO THE REFEREE’S PANTS, ACCIDENTALLY PULLING A GLOVE OUT OF HIS POCKET THAT IS USED TO CHECK ON WOUNDS! THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS HE’S ALERTED THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION! IMPACT, DESPITE THE BACK PAIN BEING SUFFERED, IS NOW GOING TO STOP THE REFEREE FROM HANDING A POINT TO THERON!
Eve: At the very last second he saves himself from losing the lead, amazingly! He falls back down to his knees, and throws the glove into the ring, and the match continues with a 0-0 score! The referee slides back into the ring now, probably to start counting!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s absolutely what’s going to occur here, Even Steven, but more importantly, Theron Nikolas DOES NOT care! Theron is closing in on Impact, before he then stomps on his back, forcing him to fall down! That spinal area has already sufferted enough, and now it’s being made worse with that stomp, which would’ve hurt even without the back pains in advance! Theron has begun an assault on Impact here, as he kneels down and starts to light him up with some huge forearms to the head!
ONE!
Deadprez: And there we go, ladies and gentlemen, the ten count has begun, as both men are outside and refusing to get back in! Wrestling is designed to happen inside the ring, as it is much safer for both the opponents AND the fans. Despite popular belief, we at EAW do not WANT our Elitists to die, and that’s been the case ever since that one event back in 1932… don’t look it up. Theron stops his assault, before getting onto his feet. Perhaps to enter the ring again?
TWO!
Eve: Absolutely not, Deadprez, instead he looks to deal even more damage as he grabs Impact by the hair, and slams him into the announce table! Luckily it’s not ours, but instead the Mexican one. Sorry dudes!
Mexican Commentator: ¡PARA, BURRO PELUDO!
Eve: Sadly for them, Theron Nikolas doesn’t speak the language, and instead he removes the announce table cover! This completely exposes not only the table, but the equipment on it!
Mexican Commentator: ¡NO! ¡MI SODA DE DIETA!
THREE!
Eve: Theron now slams Impact’s head against the table not once, but twice, damaging him even more! Impact slumps over, into a seated position against the announce table!
FOUR!
Deadprez: But Theron Nikolas is hardly finished with him here, Eve, as he grabs him by the hair, before repeatedly slamming it backwards into the table, perhaps giving him even more than back pain! There’s absolutely no way that isn’t painful, and there’s a pretty good chance that he may have a concussion here. :lupe:
FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: And if that wasn’t enough, Theron Nikolas now begins to step back, perhaps charging up another move! Oh my God, he’s going for the Headhunter yet again! THERON NIKOLAS HITS THE BUISAKU KNEE STRIKE-
Eve: FIST OF FURY!
Deadprez: FIST OF FURY!
SIX!
Eve: JESUS CHRIST, IMPACT JUST CONNECTED WITH THAT RIGHT-HANDED KO HOOK, THE MOVE THAT HAS BEAT COUNTLESS ELITISTS IN THE PAST, AND HE CONNECTED WITH PRECISION! HE GOT ABSOLUTELY ALL OF IT, AND THERON IS KNOCKED OUT!!!
SEVEN!
Eve: AND NOW IMPACT SLOWLY STARTS TO STUMBLE OVER TO THE APRON! HE’S MOVING EXTREMELY SLOWLY, PERHAPS DUE TO THE BACK DAMAGE, BUT HE STARTS TO MAKE IT!
EIGHT!
Eve: IMPACT SLIDES IN!
Deadprez: BUT THERON NIKOLAS, HOWEVER, IS BARELY MOVING! HE’S INCHES AWAY FROM THE APRON, HE COULD LITERALLY GRAB ONTO IT, PULL HIMSELF UP, AND HE’D BE SAFE, BUT HE’S COMPLETELY OUT COLD! IMPACT KNOCKED HIS BLOCK OFF!
NINE!
Gavin Kirkland: YOU SPOKE TOO SOON, DEADPREZ, AS THERON *DOES* BEGIN TO STIR! HE SLOWLY GRABS ONTO THE APRON, AND TRIES TO PULL HIMSELF UP!
TEN!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON SLOWLY SLIDES IN!
…
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE APPLIES TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON THE APRON SHEET! THE ELASTIC TEARS AND HE FALLS!
(SCREENBAR –
Impact: 1
Theron: 0)
(**18:32**)
Gavin Kirkland: Oh jeez! Theron was literally a few milliseconds too late! That apron gave away and he tripped, then right after Impact’s score went up, he slid into the ring! That was not great timing on his half, and it wouldn’t have happened if Impact hadn’t been able to connect with that huge KO Hook! Impact even opened up a small gash right on the left eyebrow of Theron, and a tiny bit of blood has trickled down toward his cheek! God, that was brutal as hell, but more importantly, a place for him to target!
Eve: That Fist of Fury is absolutely brutal indeed, Gavin, and has been responsible for countless wounds and bruises. It gave Limmy a pretty bad black eye and perhaps will do the same to Theron – not to mention, has already made him bleed. :lupe:
Deadprez: We’re not even half way through the match yet, too, so that blood is only going to get much worse – especially since Impact was able to snatch the glove away from the referee, so he can’t even clean or check on it in case of infection! Perhaps that KO Hook was intentional, and not out of desperation because he completely fucked it up!
Eve: Regardless of that, right now Impact has an opening, and he’s looking to take it! He grabs Theron by the chin, and lifts him up, before delivering some huge knee strikes right to the eye!
Gavin Kirkland: I assume he’s looking to open that wound up here, and knee strikes will almost definitely do the trick! He forces Theron back into the ropes, before turning around to run across the ring, and to hit the other side! Impact rebounds, before making his way back over to Theron, maybe to clothesline him back over-
Eve: BUT HE’S CAUGHT! THERON LOOKS TO HIT THAT PATENTED SPINNING URANAGE SIDESLAM-
Gavin Kirkland: DENIED! IMPACT TRAPS THE ARM AND SPINS OUT OF IT, BEFORE DROPPING HIM INTO A BACKSLIDE!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON KICKS OUT, BEFORE GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, TO CONNECT WITH A SUNSET FLIP… BUT IMPACT KNEELS DOWN, AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! THERON’S FEET ARE RIGHT BESIDE HIS HEAD!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(SCREENBAR-
Impact: 2
Theron: 0)
Deadprez: WAIT WHAT!??! IMPACT WAS ABLE TO GET TWO POINTS AHEAD!! AND BOTH TIMES IT WAS BECAUSE OF EXPERIENCE, AND OUTSMARTING HIM, RATHER THAN THE GENERAL VIOLENCE THAT THERON HAS BEEN GOING FOR THIS ENTIRE MATCH!
(As Impact rolls away, the camera zooms in on a shocked Theron Nikolas. Theron realizes exactly what Deadprez had, and that he was outsmarted due to Impact’s experience over him. Theron sits, and process the information…)
Eve: That’s a great call, Deadprez, Impact has **absolutely outsmarted** Theron here tonight, whereas Theron was looking for sheer violence and brutality, as we saw with the strikes, and the suplex onto the steel steps!
Gavin Kirkland: And with that, Theron has no time to waste! He’s able to get back up onto his feet, and charges Impact, before delivering a huge knee to the gut! He places his arm over Impact’s chest, looking to hit that Spinning Uranage Sideslam- but Impact charges forward, and slams Theron directly into the corner! He goes back-first into the turnbuckles, and now Impact once again begins to take control!
Deadprez: Impact hits a huge uppercut shot to Theron’s stomach, forcing him to bend down, before he uses his raw strength to pick him up over his shoulder! Theron attempts to fight out of it, though, slapping Impact across the already-hurt back, but it isn’t enough! Impact places Theron on the top rope, before hitting a forearm right across the jaw! Theron is rocked, he slumps back as to where the only thing that’s keeping him from falling to the outside is the ring post, keeping him upright, albeit only slightly! Impact uses this to his advantage, however…
Eve: Impact slowly starts to scale the turnbuckles now, grabbing onto Theron’s head, and delivering more punches! He’s doing a shit ton of damage to that bleeding eyebrow, and there’s no doubt that he’s going to use that as a way to hurt him for the rest of the match! Impact transitions into forearm strikes this time, though that may have been a bad decision! Theron is able to stiff those, as they aren’t as precise, and so he slowly starts to sit up!
Gavin Kirkland: Impact’s offense is momentarily cut off here, as Theron hits an uppercut directly to the jaw, followed by a second, and a third! Those three are enough to stop the self-proclaimed “Most Watched World Champion of All Time” from dishing out any more damage, so he can take control himself! Let’s not forget, though, these two are on the TOP ROPE, and as Theron starts to stand up, they must be like, what, eight feet in the air – if we judge by their heads? Either way, it’s high enough to make Jake Smith believe Attack on Titan was real!
Deadprez: It doesn’t matter how high they are, though, as it’ll all come crashing down; Theron places his arm over Impact’s chest once again, looking for that Uranage Sideslam off the top turnbuckle, and this time there’s absolutely nowhere Impact can go! Nowhere to run, nowhere to slip! All he can do is dish out some brutal elbows, but it isn’t enough! It isn’t enough to stop Theron Nikolas from going all out here, and he makes the hold even tighter…
Eve: BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE HITS IMPACT WITH AN AVALANCHE SPINNING URANAGE SIDESLAM, EVEN RELEASING HIM IN MID-AIR, FORCING HIM TO FREE FALL, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH THE DAMN CANVAS!!! INTO THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
…
…
Eve: IMPACT HAS A FOOT ON THE ROPE!
(**14:58**)
Eve: That rope break is enough to stop the count, and keep this match continuing without Theron scoring a point! He looks to the titantron and picks up on the time, and realizes they’re half way through the match, and he has yet to score a single point! That’s bad for him, and great for Impact, however, it isn’t impossible! Impact was able to score 2 points in less, and if Theron plays his cards right, it may be possible to win here!
Deadprez: That is easier said than done, though, but it won’t hurt to try! Theron grabs Impact by his arm, before dragging him closer to the center of the ring! He has him set up for something huge here, but what that may be, I have absolutely no idea! Theron turns around, and exits onto the apron… perhaps he’s looking to go high risk here tonight? High risk, high reward as they say, and if he’s able to connect with what I can only presume to be the Diving Double Foot stomp, it’s going to pay off immensely…
Gavin Kirkland: That’s entirely true, Deadprez, it will pay off, and understandably so! A man caving in your chest with two boots is enough to put anyone down, and Impact may be no exception! Theron Nikolas stands on the top, and leaps…
Eve: ‘EVISCERATION’ OUT OF MID-AIR!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD, HE CATCHES THERON IN THE AIR WITH THE FINISHING MOVE!! IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: SF;DJKGDHFS;FD;GKHJL;DFGJKH ;THERON NIKOLAS IS ABLE TO POWER OUT OF IT!
Crowd: :damn:!!!
Eve: I SERIOUSLY DON’T BELIEVE IT! THERON NIKOLAS HAD POPPED THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, JUST BEFORE IMPACT COULD GET 3-0!!! ABSOLUTELY INSANE!
Deadprez: NO WAY! THERON WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE IMPACT DIDN’T APPLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF PRESSURE, OR BECAUSE HE SIMPLY HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO KICK OUT; IT DOESN’T MATTER! THERON NIKOLAS WAS JUST ABLE TO ESCAPE, DESPITE THE AMOUNT OF PUNISHMENT HE WAS JUST PUT THROUGH! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! THERON IS DOING THE ABSOLUTE MOST HE CAN IN ORDER TO STAY ON TOP, EVEN IF IT REQUIRES SACRIFICING HIS OWN HEALTH! HE **WANTS** TO DEFEAT IMPACT NO MATTER THE COST, AND IF HE CONTINUES TO PLAY LIKE THIS, WHO KNOWS WHAT’S STOPPING HIM?
Gavin Kirkland: NOTHING, OTHER THAN IMPACT! AND IMPACT IS GOING TO CONTINUE HIS FIGHTING! HE GRABS ONTO THERON NIKOLAS, AND SETS HIM IN THE CENTER, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND LEAPING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AGAIN! LIONSAULT-
Eve: THERON GETS THE KNEES UP AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THEY DO NO DAMAGE, AS IMPACT HAD IT SCOUTED! IMPACT TRAPS THE LEGS, BEFORE TURNING THERON OVER… FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE HAS HIS KNEE PRESSED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND THAT’S GOING TO DO A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE RIGHT THERE! IT CONNECTS THIS TIME! IT’S LOCKED IN!
Eve: AND THERE’S SEEMINGLY NO ESCAPE FOR THERON NIKOLAS! NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES, HE’S UNABLE TO PUSH HIS BODY FORWARD! HE’S TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, HIS BACK TORQUED, AND A KNEE STOPPING HIM FROM BEING ABLE TO PROPERLY BREATHE! THIS DAMAGE IS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT’S WORSE IS, HE CAN’T GRAB THE ROPES! WE SAW LAST TIME THE ONLY CHANCE OF ESCAPE FOR THERON WAS PUSHING IMPACT BACK BEFORE IT WAS LOCKED IN, BUT RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS HONESTLY IMPOSSIBLE!
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS IS REFUSING TO SUBMIT, THOUGH, AND I’M NOT SURE WHETHER THAT’S GOOD OR BAD FOR HIM! HE’S COMPLETELY DOWN AND OUT, AND IN A FEW MOMENTS HE MAY BE FORCED TO TAP, OR EVEN SNAP-
Eve: BUT THERON ELBOWS IMPACT IN THE SPINE! THE DAMAGE DONE TO HIS BACK FORCES HIM TO STUMBLE FORWARD, AND FALL ONTO THE APRON!
Gavin Kirkland: That was some pretty bad damage for Impact here, as earlier those steel steps were used to damage that back pretty badly! There’s no telling how much damage it had actually caused, and all we know is it’s painful! Painful enough to stop him from sealing the deal with that Walls of Impact, something I know damn well would’ve been able to do it! Theron had no choice but to resort to some kind of strike, targeting the injury, but what we do know is that it’s truthfully all fair!
(**09:45**)
Eve: Oh would you look at the time! Less than ten minutes left, and Impact has a two-to-zero lead on Theron! Theron will have to play it safe if he wants to match Impact, and even safer if he wants to gain the lead. Right now, he’s in control though, as he makes his way over to the apron!
Deadprez: Theron is able to slip through the ropes here, before grabbing onto Impact’s head! Impact is holding onto his back in a daze, to the point where he wasn’t able to even pick up on the fact that Theron Nikolas was closing in on him! Theron is now using brains over brawn int his match, and for good reason! He may have been the one to send Impact straight into desperation, as his back is so obviously killing him! But Impact is going to try his hardest to fight back, regardless of what the result may actually entail!
Eve: Theron pulls Impact up to his feet, before he connects with some huge forearm strikes to the head! Impact is rocked right now, and it’s incredibly obvious that Theron has a – no pun intended – much larger impact when it comes to those strikes! If there was any time to actually use them, it was now, and he’s using them to great effect! He has the 9 time World Champion rocked on his feet, and if he plays those cards right just as we said earlier, he may be able to pick up his first point! He looks for a double underhook-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT IMPACT SLIPS OUT… AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT! Theron Nikolas drops down to a single knee because of it, and it’s only a matter of time before he follows up with something even more brutal than that! Impact grabs Theron Nikolas by the hair, and places his hand on his waist before… wait… OH GOD! HE HAS THERON NIKOLAS IN A TOMBSTONE POSITION RIGHT NOW, AND THAT’S NOT A GOOD SIGN! THEY’RE BOTH BACK ON THE APRON, AND AS WE ALL KNOW IT’S THE HARDEST– THAT DOESN’T MATTER! IMPACT IS ABOUT TO LAY HIM OUT!
Deadprez: TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER TO THERON NIKOLAS, RIGHT ON THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! HE JUST DRILLED HIM HEAD-FIRST, AND PROBABLY KNOCKED HIM OUT FOR GOOD! IMPACT IS ABOUT TO GO THREE TO ZERO RIGHT NOW, AND THERE’S NOT A SINGLE THING THERON NIKOLAS CAN DO ABOUT IT! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL, AND SOMETHING I PERSONALLY WOULDN’T EVER HAVE IMAGINED; SO ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, AMAZING THINKING ON IMPACT’S BEHALF! HE ROLLS THERON NIKOLAS INTO THE RING, AND NOW BEGINS TO SLIDE IN, TO FOLLOW! THE COVER!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTTTTHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’VE BEEN FEEDING THERON NIKOLAS, BUT SOMEHOW HE’S ABLE TO KICK OUT ONCE AGAIN! CHRIST ALIVE, THIS MAN IS SOMETHING ELSE! HE IS WELL AND TRULY SOMETHING ELSE! I COULD NAME A WHOLE BUNCH OF ELITISTS WHO COULDN’T HAVE KICKED OUT OF THAT! THERON, APPARENTLY, IS NOT ONE OF THEM!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON NIKOLAS IS FIGHTING ON ALL CYLINDERS TONIGHT, REFUSING TO LET IMPACT KEEP HIM DOWN! IMPACT IS FIGHTING JUST AS HARD AS HE WOULD IN ANY SCENARIO WHERE A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WAS ON THE LINE, THAT’S HOW BADLY THERON IS PUSHING HIM! I HAVEN’T SEEN IMPACT BUST OUT A MOVE LIKE THAT IN… WELL… EVER!!!
Deadprez: Neither have I, Gavin, but that shows exactly why Impact is considered one of, if not **the** greatest of all time! We have seen many come and go, but Impact is one of the only few who have been able to consistently bring the fight to anyone that faces off against him! No matter how many setbacks he has undergone, he’s always remained consistent, not allowing a single one to force him into failure, and that’s something any Elitist needs to take note of if they want to beat him!
Eve: Perhaps Theron HAS taken note of it, however! Because that’s exactly what he’s doing right now, in a way more literal sense! No matter how many setbacks he’s had this whole match – being counted out, being rolled up – he’s always managed to bounce back and continue the fight! Impact himself is clueless as how to put that man away, and as we’ve seen earlier on in the match, his IQ is not to be taken lightly. He is absolutely one of the smartest fighters we’ve ever seen in Elite Answers Wrestling, and he’s at a point as to where smarts isn’t enough to keep Theron Nikolas down! What a classic we’ve had so far!
Gavin Kirkland: But maybe smarts isn’t what Impact needs, Eve the Naive, because right now he’s looking to full cement that he’s better than Theron by sending him 3-0! Impact pulls Theron Nikolas off the mat, before placing him in between his legs! I have a feeling he’s going for a powerbomb here-
(However… Impact’s back gives away, and he lets go of Theron, who falls to his knees. Impact almost instantly stars to hold onto where it hurts the most, trying his hardest to dampen the pressure, and perhaps connect with that powerbomb…)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT WAIT! THERON NIKOLAS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP, FLIPPING IMPACT OVER ONTO THE MAT, BEFORE KNEELING DOWN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THIS IS THE EXACT SAME THING THAT IMPACT DID TO HIM EARLIER ON IN THE MATCH, AND NOW HE’S DOING IT HERE! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS, AND PUSHES THEM STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE MAT!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(SCREENBAR-
Impact: 2
Theron Nikolas: 1)
Gavin Kirkland: AND HE GOT HIM! THE THREE COUNT HAPPENED, AND HE WAS ABLE TO COMPLETELY PIN IMPACT! HE’S ONLY ONE POINT BEHIND!!! HE COULD DO IT HERE, HE COULD ACTUALLY BEAT IMPACT!!!
(**04:59**)
Eve: BUT IF HE WANTS TO DO SO, HE’LL HAVE TO BEAT THE CLOCK! HE HAS LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES TO SCORE TWO MORE FALLS AND AGAINST A MAN LIKE IMPACT NO LESS! BUT HE’S CERTAINLY GOING TO TRY, AS HE NOW SCURRIES OVER TOWARD HIS OPPONENT, AND GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR! IMPACT IS ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED, HIS HAIR IN HIS FACE, AND SWEAT POURING DOWN HIS ENTIRE BODY! THERON COULD CONNECT WITH ‘GOD’S REQUIEM’ RIGHT NOW, AND IF HE’S ABLE TO LAND IT, IT WILL SCREAM THE END FOR IMPACT HERE! HE SWINGS…
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT TRANSITIONS INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS KICKS OUT-
Gavin Kirkland: WALLS OF IMPACT! THERON KICKED OUT, BUT IMPACT WAS COUNTING ON IT, AS HE ALMOST INSTANTLY GOES FOR THE MODIFIED BOSTON CRAB!!! IF HE LOCKS THIS IN, IT’S ALL OVER FOR THERON-
Deadprez: THERON CROSSES HIS LEGS, BEFORE TRANSITIONING BACK INTO A ROLL UP!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: NO!!!! IMPACT POPS THE SHOULDER UP, AND THE TWO OF THEM SCURRY BACK TO THEIR FEET! THERON CHARGES AT IMPACT, BUT IMPACT GRABS ONTO HIS THIGHS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE AIR FOR A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!
(**04:00**)
Eve: BUT THERON TWISTS HIS BODY MID-AIR!!!! HE GRABS IMPACT ACROSS THE CHEST, BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A QUICKFIRE ‘GOD’S REQUIEM’!!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO TAKES IMPACT DOWN!!! HE SHOOTS THE HALF!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTTHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(SCREENBAR –
Impact: 2
Theron: 2)
Gavin Kirkland: THERE’S NO WAY HE COULD ACTUALLY DO THIS! LIKE, ABSOLUTELY NO WAY! I’M IN DISBELIEF RIGHT NOW, AS HE WAS ABLE TO SCORE TWO POINTS IN SEEMINGLY NO TIME! HE USED THE SAME TACTIC IMPACT HAD DONE EARLIER, PRESSING HIS FEET INTO THE MAT IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE HE COULDN’T ESCAPE THAT ROLL UP, ONLY TO THEN CONNECT WITH HIS FINISHING MOVE THAT LAID HIM OUT IN ONE SWIFT SWOOP!
Eve: That’s exactly the case, Gavin, and right now there’s no doubting that Theron Nikolas has the possibility of defeating Impact tonight! If there’s anyone who could actually do it, it’s him, and that’s something I’m not sure if I’m surprised about, or not! Either way, though, Theron Nikolas is super close to getting it done!
Deadprez: Theron slowly pushes himself off the mat, using the ropes to his advantage, but I’m not sure if he has TIME to be slow! It’s going to take a lot to actually beat Impact, and in the time he has, doing it a second time may be tricky. Luckily, he knows he’s damaged him enough to do so, and continuing isn’t entirely impossible! One more finisher from either side will be exactly what they need to win this match, and score a victory here at King of Elite!!! That’s a scary thought for both of these men, but if there’s anyone who could actually go through with it, it’s one of these two! Undoubtedly some of the greatest athletes this company has ever seen!
(**02:12**)
Gavin Kirkland: We’re closing in on the final two minutes here, guys, and both of these men have made it back up to their feet! They stumble toward the center of the ring together, before they start to trade forearms! One from Theron! One from Impact! Theron! Impact! Theron! Impact!
Crowd: BOOOOO! YEAAAAAHH!!! BOOOOO! YEAHHH!!! BOOOO!!! BOOO!! BOOOO!!!
Eve: Listen to the crowd absolutely jeer for Impact, as he hits three lariats in a row, which knocks Theron down to his knees! Impact now uses this time to turn around, and exit back onto the apron! Despite the pain that has been donw to his back, he now begins to scale the turnbuckles, making his way up to the top of the rope! Just like Theron did earlier, he’s using the high risk, high reward rule, and doing so in hopes of taking Theron out for good-
Deadprez: But Theron here isn’t finished! He runs forward, and extremely quickly starts to scale the turnbuckles too! In a motion that’s not far off skipping, he bounces up to the top rope, before placing Impact in prime position to hit a superplex-
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!! ‘THE ABSOLUTION’ OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! MICHINOKU DRIVER II, SPIKING THERON NIKOLAS HEAD-FIRST INTO THE MAT!!! WE SAW HIM DO IT EARLIER ON, BUT HE DID IT TO A MUCH HIGHER STANDARD RIGHT HERE!
Deadprez: HE’S NOT DONE THOUGH! AFTER CLUTCHING HIS BACK, HE SLOWLY PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE MAT! USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP, HE MOVES OVER TO THERON, AND GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR! THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF DEAD WEIGHT HE HAS TO PICK UP RIGHT NOW, BUT PERHAPS HE CAN DO IT! HE SLOWLY LIFTS THERON UP ONTO HIS FEET…
Eve: **FIST OF FURY DIRECTLY INTO THE BLEEDING EYE!!!!!** HE FALLS INTO A COVER, HOOKING NO LEGS, PRACTICALLY SLUMPED OVER HIS OPPONENT!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
…
…
…
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(SCREENBAR-
Impact: 3
Theron: 2)
(**01:00**)
Eve: AND WITH EXACTLY A MINUTE TO SPARE, IMPACT HAS SCORED ONE MORE FALL!!! THERON NIKOLAS JUST AFTER THE THREE COUNT POPPED HIS SHOULDER UP, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER!!! THIS ONE COULD BE OVER, AND AT BEST, IT’S A DRAW!!! THERE’S NOT A SINGLE CHANCE THAT IMPACT IS LOSING HERE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: You’re damn right, Eve, Impact is NOT losing; but at best, Theron can either settle for a draw, or perhaps even sudden death! We can’t say Theron is losing either! The two of them slowly begin to push off the mat, heads pressed against each other!
(As the two Elitists press their heads against each other, ego’s clashing, they slowly begin to stand back up… Impact looks to strike, however…)
Deadprez: HEADBUTT FROM THERON!!! IMPACT WAS GOING TO SETTLE FOR ONE LAST STRIKE TRADE, BUT INSTEAD, THERON JUST LAID HIM OUT!!!
(**00:30**)
Deadprez: OH MY GOD, THIRTY SECONDS ON THE CLOCK! THERON TURNS TO SEE IT, AND PANIC COMES OVER HIS FACE! HE GRABS IMPACT BY THE HEAD, AN IMPACT WHO IS COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT, AND BEGINS TO DRAG HIM OVER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! MAYBE GOING FOR A GUILLOTINE CHOKE, AS IMPACT IS ALREADY KNOCKED OUT???
(**00:15**)
Eve: THE DEAD WEIGHT MAY BE TOO HARD TO PICK UP, THOUGH, AS HE IS STRUGGLING IMMENSELY!
(**00:10**)
Deadprez: ALL HE NEEDS TO DO RIGHT NOW IS PICK IMP UP, DROP DOWN TO HIS BACK, AND LOCK HIS LEGS TOGETHER!!
(**00:05**)
Gavin Kirkland: THERON HAS IMPACT ONTO HIS KNEES, ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS DROP!!
(**00:03**)
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY!
(**00:02**)
Gavin Kirkland: HE…
(**00:01**)
Eve: CAN’T GET IMPACT INTO THE GUILLOTINE IN TIME!
(**00:00**)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: :damn:!!!!!!!!!!
(As the bell rings, Theron Nikolas drops down into a seated position, completely exhausted. Impact was too unconscious, too heavy, to properly lock into the guillotine, and by the time he’d actually have him ready for it, it’d been too late to actually lock it in. He was seconds away from getting a tie…)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER WITH A THREE-TO-TWO LEAD… IIIIIIIIIMPAAAAAAAAAAACT!!!
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi blares through the speakers, as the ENTIRE NRG Stadium erupts into a chorus of boos. Theron Nikolas places his hands over his face, blood trickling down from his eyebrow – his entire eye covered in it – and in shock, as he was seconds away from victory… just hadn’t reached victory itself. As for Impact, he was out cold. The referee tends to him, looking to wake him up, and moments later, he succeeds. He pulls Impact up to his knees, before finally grabbing his glove to check on Theron’s cut. However, Theron throws the referee back, and rolls out of the ring.)
Eve: Impact has done it! After thirty long minutes, he was able to get a single point over Theron, and in doing so, was able to win the match! If he wasn’t able to outsmart him either by getting him counted out, or by getting that second fall, perhaps we’d have seen a draw, 2-2, or even 1-1. But that didn’t happen…
Gavin Kirkland: No it did not! Instead, we got a victory for Impact, as he DID outsmart Theron in the opening stages of this match! Then, in the later stages, CONTINUED to do so! I couldn’t have expected more from Impact, quite frankly, but it’s still shocking to see how close Theron Nikolas was to getting things tied up!
Deadprez: Absolutely, Gavin, he was literal milliseconds from ending this on a draw. Perhaps it was Impact being too exhausted, or the fact he could only see in one eye, or BOTH. But the fact of the matter is, he did not synch that Guillotine in, and as a result, we have a winner. That winner being none other than Impact!
(As Impact slowly pulls himself off the mat, he begins to climb the turnbuckles. He tiredly raises both hands, sweat pouring down his face, causing his hair to stick in his face. A comparison between his entrance and exit would tell a story in of itself, showing the war both men have gone through. But in the end, Impact was the one to triumph above Theron. As Impact climbs down from the turnbuckles, he continues to celebrate in the ring, before King of Elite fades out to commercial break.)
(A commercial for “Ronan Malosi socks” is shown, where Ronan uses them to stack his cash. Gavin Kirkland on the other hand? :roman:)
(King of Elite fades in and this time we cut to the backstage area. It’s been a fuck filled night so far, and one person who seems to be really upset over how some certain things have gone down is none other than one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Jake Smith. Currently, Jake is pacing around in front of the Haircare King’s lockerroom. He’s still in his ring gear from earlier. He is still annoyed. Josh is running around him, borking away, and trying to get Jake’s attention.)
Jake Smith: (talking to himself) Of all the scenarios… of all the fucking things that could have happened… I should have known. I should have known.
(Jake is obviously referring to his former stablemate and rival, Donovan Duke, cashing in the 24/7 contract earlier in the evening to become the brand new National Elite Champion… at Jake’s expense of course.)
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: We need to check on Holly! You need to call her!)
Jake Smith: Look, you do realize Donovan cost me the chance to become a double champion right?
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: And Mary could have cost Holly her career!)
(Jake sighs but sadly he just ignores Josh. He continues to wear a hole in the floor outside of the lockrroom, while he continues to wallow in his own misery.)
Jake Smith: (talking to himself) I should have known that little stupid fuck was waiting to get his moment at my expense. Of course he was lying about letting the past be the past.
(Frustration is flowing from Jake right now, because he truly had his heart set on becoming a double champion. Josh has stopped running around and is sitting now, just staring at Jake.)
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: I think it’s really shitty that you’re still so self absorbed.)
(Jake stops pacing and he looks down at Josh.)
Jake Smith: :francis: I didn’t ask you for an opinion.
(Before Josh can reply, the door of the Haircare Kings’ lockerroom flies open. Chris Elite, who will have a chance to become the King of Elite, is standing there.)
Chris Elite: Could you two please shut the fuck up? I’m trying to find my inner zen or whatever the fuck the shit is called so I can focus on the finals later on.
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: I’m with Adam Lucas.)
Chris Elite: The fuck did he just say to me??
(Jake gives Josh a dirty look.)
Jake Smith: He said he wishes you well tonight. Calm down, damn. Look, sorry for pacing and for Josh being loud, but Donovan Duke fucking stole the National Elite Championship from me. I’m pissed. Everything has finally started to go right for me, and that short little piece of shit has the audacity to hold a grudge against me because I accidentally hit him during his match with you a few weeks ago. I know that’s exactly what this is about. DoNoVaN’s ReVeNgE. He’s going to wish he would kept that contract close and used it for something else. I can promise you that.
Chris Elite: Wasn’t Minerva whipping your ass in the match anyway?
Jake Smith: Seriously? I was completely fine. Had things completely under control.
Chris Elite: :usure:
Jakes Smith: Yes, damn.
Chris Elite: Well either way, if you wanna bitch and talk to yourself like a fucking bozo, while that thing borks, go do it somewhere else. It’s been a stupid ass week, and I’m not about to let it end with Bethany’s husband or Hitch’s Bitch getting my King’s crown.
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: ASAP Rocky is a more handsome chocolate man than you are.)
Chris Elite: Yo if that little shit says one more thing to me…
Jake Smith: HEY! All he said was he wishes you were the father of Rihanna’s baby.
Chris Elite: :oh:
(Chris leans down to pet Josh, but the dog growls and nips at him.)
Chris Elite: HEY! Yo, get that thing out of here and leave me the fuck alone. Fuck y’all both for disturbing my peace.
(Chris storms back into the shared Haircare Kings’ lockerroom and slams the door shut. Jake is about to follow him when he hears the door lock.)
Jake Smith: Oh come on! That’s my lockerroom too!
Josh: Bork…
(Translation: Ummm…)
(The change in Josh’s tone concerns Jake just a little bit. Jake crouches down and looks at his dog.)
Jake Smith: What’s wrong?
(Josh has started to tremble and the poor little thing can’t even bork. That is when Jake senses something… or someone is standing behind him. He gets up and slowly turns around…)
???: Remember me?
(Cue the Voltage commentary team cutting in!)
James Peters: What the… SOMEONE JUST SLAMMED A STEEL CHAIR INTO JAKE’S SMITH FACE!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? THIS UNKNOWN PERSON HAS JAKE SMITH BY THE HAIR AND JUST TOSSED HIM INTO THE LOCKERROOM DOOR OF THE HAIRCARE KINGS!
Persephone: THAT LITTLE RAT DOG JUST TOOK OFF DOWN THE HALL BORKING!!! JAKE IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY PUMMELED BY THIS PERSON!!! JAKE IS DOWN AND UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF!
James Peters: THE PERSON HAS PULLED JAKE UP AND HE HAS HIM IN A HALF NELSON!
Rich Russillo: NO! JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN LAID OUT WITH A PUMP HANDLE HALF NELSON DRIVER!!! WAIT A SECOND… I KNOW THAT FINISHER!
(Backstage, security has come rushing onto the scene led by Josh, who is borking his head. The person who laid out Jake turns around for the first time and there’s a mask covering their face.)
Persephone: Oh for crying out fucking loud. You’ve got to be kidding me.
James Peters: SANTO MUERTE!!! :francis: That is his finisher he calls ‘Death Note’ finisher.
(Security swarms the former Showdown Elitist as he reaches up and pulls off Santo’s mask.)
Santo Muerte: https://tenor.com/view/aj-styles-rubs-hands-excited-wwe-boneyard-match-gif-16943982
Rich Russillo: :francis: What the fuck is he doing back here?
(Former EAW Elitist, Jacob Senn, tosses the Santo mask down onto Jake, who is unconscious and sprawled out on the floor.)
Jacob Senn: See you real soon, Jake.
(An evil laugh escapes from Senn as he is escorted away from security. Jake is left on the ground, with only Josh beside him.)
(Seconds later, the door of the Haircare Kings’ lockerroom rips open and Chris Elite is angry.)
Chris Elite: THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT ALL THE NOISE? I NEED TO FOC-
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK!
(Translation: Look down, motherfucker.)
Chris Elite: Oh shit. The fuck happened here?!
(Chris immediately drops down to check on his partner as some EAW officials and Captain Charisma come rushing up. The scene fades back to the ringside.)
(The camera pans to Gina Romano as the graphic to the next match appears…)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The crowd gets up to their feet and roars….)
Gina Romano: THE FIRST FALL WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER STANDARD PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING RULES! THE SECOND FALL WILL BE AN “I QUIT” MATCH! THE THIRD FALL WILL BE A TEXAS DEATHMATCH!
(The crowd screams in anticipation even louder as ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac starts to play throughout the arena. The crowd gives out a loud standing ovation. Mexican Flags waving everywhere as four beautiful Poons walk out all dressed in Mexican Flag designed dinner dresses. TLA slowly walks out in tights that have the Mexican Flag on one side and the Texas Flag on the other which gets a huge pop from the crowd. TLA stands on the entryway, pointing to the fans before making his way to the ring…)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM TLAXACAL, MEXICO! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS! LA PANTERA SEXUAL…….TLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd again erupts in a massive wave of cheers as TLA walks down to the ring ready for his opportunity to become the Answers World Champion.)
Deadprez: BIG MONEY MATCHES TAKES BIG MONEY PLAYERS AND THERE AREN’T MANY AT THE LEVEL FO TLA AND KASSIDY HEART! KING OF ELITE HAS BEEN AN INCREDIBLE EVEN SO FAR, WE CROWNED A NEW EMPRESS OF ELITE LAST NIGHT, A NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION EARLIER, WILL THIS CONTINUE THE TREND, IS THIS THE NIGHT OF TLA OR WILL KASSIDY CONTINUE HER DOMINANCE!
Eve: Love or hate Kassidy Heart, she has solidified and cemented herself in the annuls of this sport! She is EAW royalty and TLA KNOWS that! He was in a similar position this time last year at this very event for the King of Elite and Kassidy was the first woman to ever win the crown and he remembers that! Will this be his night, or will the Kassidy continue her reign and who will be able to defeat her!
(TLA gets to the ring, grabbing a Mexican flag from one of the fans, his poons open the ropes as he gets in and climbs the second rope holding it up in the air proud as the crowd cheer, but his theme quickly fades and is replaced with “Monster” by Kanye West. The crowd erupts in boos as Kassidy Heart in all gold walks out with a elaborate gold and black robe, a feather backing, the Answers World Championship around her waist. She poses in the entranceway before slowly making her way to the ring….)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT HAILS FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS…. SHE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! “THE MAULER” KASSIDY HEART!!!!!
(The rain of boos continue as Kassidy Heart is focused on the man in the ring as the Poons have already left and are heading toward the back. Kassidy gets to the apron and instructs the referee to open the ropes as she steps in…)
Deadprez: THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE! AND SHE LOOKS READY FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. THE LOOK ON HER FACE, THE PREPARATION, KNOWING THAT SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST DISLIKED ELITISTS IN THE EAW FUELS THIS WOMAN BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, SHE HAS EARNED EVERY SINGLE BIT OF SUCCESS SHE HAS ATTAINED!
Eve: And you said it best, this woman has done it all and then some! TLA has come short on many occasions against her, will this be another failure or can he do it this time! Kassidy is ready and when she is ready and feels like the whole world is against her? That is when she is most dangerous!
Gavin Kirkland: He cannot lose! He can’t and she will do everything in her power to make sure I have a miserable night! I already had my masturbating moments so far at King of Elite, I’m worn out and raw now.
(Kassidy poses with the title to a sea of boos before she turns to TLA as they glare at each other. She takes off her robe, handing it off and then standing in the ring handing off the Answers World Championship, taking a long look at it, then showing it right in the face of TLA who nods. The referee then takes it and calls for the bell and the start of the match….)
Referee: (Off Mic) RING THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd is deafening as both wrestlers circle the ring, but they stop and walk to each other, standing face to face as the arena explodes in anticipation. TLA turns his head and nods looking out into the screaming fans. Kassidy smirks and turn to look the other way as both competitors then turn to glare into the eyes of one another. No words are spoken, nothing is said….)
Deadprez: Big time matches and big-time players. This is the essence of the EAW! Fifteen years and #EAW15 is going strong right now with two of the absolute best and you can cut the electricity right now with a knife!
Eve: This crowd has been popping for two nights now! We saw two incredible matches to end Night one crowning a New Universal Women’s Champion and a new Empress of Elite. But right now, this is the first of two World Championship matches and we still have the King of Elite to crown which TLA and Kassidy were both in last year and Kassidy was crowned KING!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m nervous as hell, not gonna lie! Kassidy much as I hate her, she has been unstoppable and TLA sent his beautiful Poons back, so I have no distractions! I should have brought my baby oil!
(Kassidy and TLA continue to stare each other down when suddenly….)
Deadprez: KASSIDY WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF TLA! AND ANOTHER! Remember the first fall is all about what Showdown stands for, wrestling! The second fall is an “I Quit” match and third fall is the Texas Deathmatch! Kassidy backs TLA up to the ropes, Irish Whip, NO! TLA reverses, she bounces off and back body drop! TLA caught Kassidy and she was launched but the World Champion is back up, charging in and a textbook arm drag by TLA! She rolls through….
Eve: … Kassidy is not relenting, extremely aggressive she charges in again, hip toss by TLA! Kassidy is rolling out of the ring to catch a breather and that is a great strategy! Break the momentum of TLA and the crowd is raining boos on her!
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) Oh, shut the fuck up, you all know that every single one of you came to see me!
(The crowd boos even louder as she shakes her head but doesn’t notice TLA running against the ropes…)
Gavin Kirkland: SUICIDE DIVE BY TLA AND HE CAUGHT KASSIDY! SHE VIOLENTLY JUST CRASHED INTO THE BARRICADE AND COULD BE HURT ALREADY! YES! TLA IS IN CONTROL AND LA PANTERA SEXUAL HAS ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED WITH HIS MANLINESS!
Eve: You have some serious issues. Kassidy is down and TLA knows the only way he is going to beat her is by rolling her into the ring! Kassidy is in the ring, TLA is hopping back on the apron… FLYING BEAUTIFUL SENTON! HE LANDED SQUARE ON KASSIDY AND WE HAVE THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Kassidy quickly muscles out and TLA is already running toward the rope, Kassidy is up and FLYING BODYPRESS! NO! KASSIDY HEART! WHAT POWER BY THIS WOMAN! SHE CAUGHT HIM IN MIDAIR AND FALLAWAY SLAM BY KASSIDY HEART AND SHE THREW TLA HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING…. HOT DAMN THAT WOMAN IS STRONG!
Eve: No one ever gives credit to Kassidy’s strength! She is deceptively strong and TLA is a 210-pound man, she threw him with ease and TLA is now scrambling up, but Kassidy runs out him with a huge boot and catches him on the upper chest! TLA falls into the corner and Kassidy charges in with a stiff back elbow, she follows it with a bulldog! TLA now is in trouble, rolling him over Kassidy doesn’t go for the cover, instead she stands over him and STARTS KICKING TLA IN THE HEAD! THE REFEREE QUICKLY IS TRYING TO STOP HER BUT SHE BACKS OFF AND LOOK AT HER! SHE IS LAUGHING AT THE PAIN AND MISERY OF TLA!
(Kassidy paces around TLA while he holds his head, trying to get up. Kassidy squats down and watches him, then suddenly….)
Gavin Kirkland: THAT BITCH JUST HIT AN INSANE CORKSCREW ELBOW RIGHT IN THE FACE OF TLA! THE POINT OF HER ELBOW! THAT WAS BONE TO BONE AND I THINK TLA IS ALREADY BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH! SHE BUSTED HIS LIPS OPEN AND MAYBE EVEN KNOCKED SOME TEETH OUT! Do you think that his Poons will still find him sexy? I’m asking for a friend….
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is having fun in there right now! She is slowly picking TLA apart and what we are witnessing right now is the methodical nature of this World Champion and why she has been successful for so long! Kassidy runs against the ropes as TLA is trying to get back up on a seated position, double foot dropkick to his face! She is concentrating all of her efforts on his head and TLA may not be able too take this much more considering this is two out of three falls!
(Kassidy picks him up by the hair, TLA is obviously dazes, she rams him face first into the turnbuckle over and over as the referee tries to break it, but the intelligent Kassidy stops it before the referee can even count, instead she grabs him from behind….)
Eve: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX AND THAT POWER BY KASSIDY! SHE FOLDED TLA LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! TLA IS GETTING MANHANDLED BY THE CHAMPION! Kassidy knows that whoever takes the first fall is in control, they can dictate everything, they can control the narrative while the opponent is on their lifeline, the second fall plays into Kassidy’s strength, she wins here, and it might be near impossible for TLA to come back!
Gavin Kirkland: We can’t talk that way! TLA is one of the most resilient wrestlers we have on the roster! He has really gone through so much…. Why did he send his Poons back again?
(Kassidy is stalking TLA who is still fighting to get back up on his feet, he is spaghetti legged, trying to stand upright as Kassidy bounces off the ropes charging in….)
Deadprez: KASSIDY CHARGES IN….TLA JUST CAUGHT HER WITH THE “AR-15” LARIAT! KASSIDY FLIPS IN THE AIR AND LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE MAT! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND KASSIDY SEEMS TO BE DOWN BUT LOOK AT HER! SHE IS SLOWLY RISING TO HER FEET! KICK IN THE GUT BY TLA WITH A STALLING SUPLEX! TLA IS TRYING TO SHAKE THINGS OFF, RUNNING AGAINST THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON TOP OF KASSIDY FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO….
Eve: Kassidy Heart again kicks out with authority and TLA isn’t fazed by this, still early in the match! TLA picks her up by the hair, going for a short arm clothesline, NO! Kassidy ducks, TLA turns…. Right into a kick to the gut…. FLOATING DDT! KASSIDY HEART PLANTED TLA AND HE WENT HEADFIRST INTO THE MATS! SHE IS UP AGAIN, TRYING TO TAKE A SECOND AS THE CROWD BOOS.
(Kassidy leans against the ropes, watching TLA as he rolls around the ring holding his head, she stretches out her neck some, trying to get the blood flowing again before finally walking over to TLA…..)
Gavin Kirkland: LEG DROP! Kassidy rolls back to her feet, ANOTHER LEG DROP! Kassidy rolls back to her feet one more time and a THIRD LEG DROP! She has been working on the head of TLA since this match has started, we are only in the first fall, but she doesn’t care! All she wants to do is make us all suffer! How the hell….. how!?
Deadprez: Because she is precise in what she does! Kassidy Heart has been champion this long because she knows her opponents, right now we have seen that TLA does have a history of head injuries and Kassidy is trying to expose this. The match is more than just one fall, it is three falls and if it even gets to third fall, that is not what Kassidy wants, she wants to finish this and prepare for her next challenger!
Eve: Kassidy solely picks up TLA, whipping him into the turnbuckle, she follows in with a ….. NO! TLA WITH A BOOT! THAT STUNNED HER AND SHE SLOWLY BACKS UP SOME, TLA HOPS ON THE TOP ROPE, CORKSCREW PLANCHA ON KASSIDY TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
(The crowd erupts in cheers as TLA wastes no time, picking up Kassidy….)
Eve: Forearm! After Forearm! After Forearm! She is backed up and spaghetti legged, TLA whips her into the turnbuckle, Kassidy hits hard chest first and falls back into an Atomic Drop…. He TURNS IT INTO A DESMADRE! THE SITDOWN POWERBOMB AND WE COULD HAVE THE FIRST FALL RIGHT HERE!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: A kick out again by Kassidy! The World Champion is NOT going to go down easily right here! TLA is starting to already get a bit concerned, the longer the first fall goes, the more detrimental the rest of the match could be for one if not both of these wrestlers! TLA tries to wrap up Kassidy’s legs, he is going for a figure four leg lock…. NO! KASSIDY KICKS TLA OFF AND HE RUNS INTO THE REFEREE! THEY BUTT HEADS AND FALLS TO THE CORNER CLUCHING THEIR FACE!
(The crowd boos as the referee is on their knees holding the side of their face. TLA is checking on him and doesn’t see Kassidy Heart getting up slowly, TLA turns around and….)
Gavin Kirkland: OH, GAWD NO! SPEAR! THE MR. DEDEDE SPEAR! SHE JUST CUT TLA IN HALF! HE IS GASPING FOR AIR AND IS ROLLING IN THE RING, KASSIDY IS ABOUT TO GO FOR A COVER BUT REALIZES THE REFEREE IS DOWN! KASSIDY STARTS TO KICK THE REFEREEE TO GET BACK UP!
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) My Man didn’t hire pussies! Get up!
(She grabs him by the shirt and starts shaking the official, meanwhile TLA rolled out of the ring in pain and fell to the floor on the outside, clutching his midsection, but as Kassidy is trying to get the referee up, TLA grabs a chair and slides it into the ring, he then slowly rolls back in and …..)
STOMP!!!!
(TLA tried to grab the chair and notices Kassidy has planted her boot right on it looking down at TLA who gets to his knees and smiles.)
Eve: WHAT IS TLA DOING!? WHY DID HE INTRODUCE THAT CHAIR INTO THE RING! WHY DID HE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BRING THAT IN! KASSIDY NOW IS PRESSING ON IT AND THE REFEREE IS STILL DOWN, WAIT…. TLA YANKS THE CHAIR! KASSIDY ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL BACKWARDS BUT KEPT HER FOOTING! TLA IS NOW HOLDING THE CHAIR AS HE GETS UP AND….. PUNCHES IT?
Gavin Kirkland: Why would he punch the chair?
(TLA Throws the chair at Kassidy then falls to the mat holding his face. She catches it and looks confused when realizing that the referee is already up and is glaring at her holding a chair and TLA rolling on the mat clutching his face like she bashed it. Kassidy is quickly shaking her head…..)
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) NO! NO! I DIDN’T TOUCH HIM! I DIDN’T TOUCH HIM WITH THE CHAIR! I WOULD NEVER!
(She quickly slams the chair to the mat holding her arms up, there referee though shakes his head…. Calling for the bell…)
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) DON’T YOU DO IT! DON’T YOU DO IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: The referee is calling over Gina Romano! What are they talking about!? Could it…. Could it…..
(The crowd goes silent….)
Gina Romano: LADIES ANND GENTLEMEN! THE REFEREE HAS DISQUALIFIED KASSIDY HEART AND THEREFOR THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL….. TLA!!!!
(The crowd roars in excitement as a livid Kassidy screams at the referee trying to plead her case but they have seen enough! TLA sits up and smiles while Kassidy continues to argue with the referee….)
Deadprez: TLA HAS GONE UP 1-0 IN THE TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH! HE DID KASSIDY DIRTY! AND NOW SHE IS DOWN 1-0 AND IS IN DANGER OF LOSING HER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! TLA IS BACK UP AS THE REFEREE RAISES HIS HAND …. BUT HERE COMES KASSIDY HEART FROM BEHIND AND SHE LAID OUT TLA WITH A NASTY FOREARM! AND ANOTHER, SHE IS GRABBING THE CHAIR AND LOOKS AT THE REFEREE….
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) START THE NEXT FALL ASSHOLE!
(The referee nods and calls for the start of the next fall…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: THE SECOND FALL IS AN “I QUIT” MATCH!
(Gina Romano slides the mic to the referee as Kassidy stands over TLA, she raises the chair….)
Eve: There are no rules in this fall but the only way that you can win is by making your opponent say, “I QUIT!”! Kassidy is livid after what happened on the first fall and she is about to…..
WHACK!!!!!!
Eve: NOW SHE HIT TLA WITH THE CHAIR!
WHACK!!!!!!
Eve: ANOTHER BRUTAL CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF TLA AND NOW HE IS BUSTED OPEN! KASSIDY HEART RAISES THE CHAIR ONE MORE TIME….
WHACK!!!!!!
Eve: SHE JUST CAVED HIS DAMN SKULL IN AND TLA FALLS TO HIS SIDE! KASSIDSY SLAMS THE CHAIR ON THE MAT, LOOK AT HER! SHE IS BREATHING HEAVILY AND NOW SHE PICKS UP A BLOODY TLA, RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES ANOTHER SPEAR! KASSIDY HEART LETS OUT A SCREAM BEFORE BRUSHING HER HAIR BACK AND SMILING! LOOK AT THOSE EYES!
(Kassidy drags TLA to the middle of the ring and locks in the XOXO Kass Part II)
Deadprez: The inverted figure four leg lock and Kassidy Heart is trying everything within her power to finally get him to say I QUIT! TLA is screaming in pain, but the referee has the mic…..
Referee: WHAT DO YOU SAY TLA!? DO YOU QUIT!?
TLA: Nooooooooooo Cabron!
Deadprez: HE ISN’T QUITTING, TLA IS NOT LOOKING TO GIVE UP ANYTIME SOON! YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THIS MAN! BUT LOOK AT KASSIDY, SHE IS WRENCHING BACK MORE AND MORE! TLA DOESN’T HAVE MUCH CHOICE! WOULD BE SMART TO JUST QUIT NOW AND HAVE A CHANCE IN THE THIRD FALL!
Gavin Kirkland: HE CANNOT QUIT! HE IS FIGHTING FOR ALL OF US IN THIS! Kassidy heart took advantage of the chair…. I mean he did bring it in but fuck Kassidy!
(Kassidy continues to wrench back but TLA is not submitting, he will try his best to stay on, but Kassidy is relentless in her pursuit. She again adds more pressure but surprisingly she lets go as TLA now holds his back and legs, but most of the damage has been his head. He roils in the ring as Kassidy runs against the ropes dropping a knee to his head…..
Eve: Kassidy has taken control and she is picking TLA apart. She picks him up and goes for the DEDEDE DDT….. NO! TLA spins out of it! He turns and Kassidy…. SWAG SHOT! TLA SLAPPED HER SO HARD KASSIDY SPUN AROUND AND TLA HOOKS HER INTO A PACKAGE STUNNER! KASSIDY FALLS AND TLA JUMPS ON HER FOR THE COVER!
(The referee taps TLA on the shoulder and shows the mic….)
TLA: (Off Mic) Puta madre….
Deadprez: He was so focused on winning the match that TLA forgot that this is an I QUIT match! TLA grabs Kassidy’s arms…. Hye is going for that cross-arm breaker he has used so many times in successful defenses! The Crossed Paths! He is trying so hard to wrench it back but look at Kassidy! She has locked her hands, preventing from him to make the full extension! Kassidy Heart this entire match has wrestled smart, she has been dominant at times and has answer to everything! A real testament to what this woman is as a Champion!
(She keeps her hands locked but TLA starts to kick Kassidy in the head….)
Gavin Kirkland: KICK THAT BITCH! KICK HER! KICK HER! TLA is kicking Kass in the face and she is starting to let go of the grip! If TLA is able to stretch out the arms we could have ourselves a submission here! He Kassidy is fighting but TLA keeps kicking her and YES! TLA EXTENDS THE ARM! HE HAS CROSSED PATHS LOCKED IN AND KASSIDY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
Referee: DO YOU QUIT KASSIDY!
Kassidy Heart: FUCK YOU!
Referee: I’m going to take that as a NO.
Eve: Kassidy Heart cannot take much more of this and she turns, OH LOOK! SHE TURNS TOWARD TLA AND IS ON HER FEET…..MY LORD THE POWER OF THIS WOMAN LIFTING TLA OFF THE GROUND WHILE HE HAS THE CROSSED PATHS LOCKED IN AND SLAMMONG HIM BACK FIRST! TLA RELEASES THE HOLD AND KASSIDY FALLS BACK HOLDING HER ARM IN PAIN.
Crowd: THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!!!!
(TLA slowly gets up, Kassidy is slapping her arm trying to get the blood flow going, she is back up and grabs Kassidy, forearm after forearm, stunning Kassidy, grabbing her arm, and pulling it violently a few times. )
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is in obvious pain and TLA has found a spot to work on, he has her arm and a dragon screw! Flipping Kassidy over and she falls flat on her back, he is going for it again… the Crossed Paths, not Kassidy rolls over, TLA with blood in his eyes is starting to have his vision affected, moving a lot slower, she he grabs her, but Kassidy kicks him in the gut… DEDEDE DDT! SHE PLANTED TLA WITH HER GOOD ARM AND HE IS DOWN! This is Kassidy’s chance to take control again and what is she doing!? Kassidy is grabbing that chair once again; she slams it into the mat and lifts it up……
CRACK!!!!
CRACK!!!!
CRACK!!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART IS TRYING TO KILL TLA! SHE HAS SLAMMED THAT CHAIR ON HIS HEAD AND BACK THREE MORE TIMES AND TLA IS BARELY MOVING! KASSIDY HEART KNOWS WHAT IS ON THE LINE! SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS IS IT! IF SHE DOESN’T WIN THIS FALL HER HISTORIC TITLE REIGN IS COMPLETELY OVER! SHE IS PUTTING THE CHAIR UNDER TLA’S HEAD AND SHE WAITS AS TLA IS ACTUALLY MOVING! HE IS ACTUALLY SLOWLY GETTING UP AND SHE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES…..
Eve: PAINFULLY NEVER AFTER! THE CURBSTOMP AND TLA CANNOT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS! SHE STARTED THIS FALL QUICKLY HITTING HIM WITH THAT CHAIR AND TLA WAS NEVER REALLY ABLE TO RECOVER AFTER THAT! TLA IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! HE IS HURT AND KASSIDY LOOKS AT THE REFEREE AND POINTS…..
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) ASK HIM!
Referee: I……
(A frustrated Kassidy Heart suddenly locks in Thank U, Next!…)
Gavin Kirkland: THE KIMURA LOCK IS IN AND TLA CAN’T GO ANYWHERE! COME ON PLEASE DON’T GIVE UP! DON’T QUIT ON ME! DON’T QUIT ME ON TLA!
Eve: TLA IS BARELY CONSCIENCE AND LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART! THE SCOWL ON HER FACE SAYS IT ALL!
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) ASK HIM AGAIN! ASK HIM!
Referee: TLA….. do you QUIT!?
(TLA growls…..)
TLA: Pinche tu madre buey!
Referee: I don’t think that was a yes.
(Kassidy Screams and suddenly starts laying the boots to TLA harder and harder as TLA can’t hold on much longer…..)
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) ASK HIM! ASK HIM!
Referee: TLA ….. do you quit!?
(TLA can barely muster man words…. As Kassidy continues to kick his head….)
Deadprez: STOP THIS REFEREE SHE IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY INJURE HIM!
Eve: THE REFEREE NEEDS TO MAKE THE RIGHT CALL HERE!
(The referee hold the mic to TLA….. who mutters…..)
TLA: ……. Si……. Lo dejo…….
(The referee signals for the bell….)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: MERCIFULLY IT IS OVER! THE SECOND FALL IS DONE AND TLA HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO QUIT! COME ON KASSIDY! LET THE HOLD GO! THE LAST FALL WAS DONE! WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE THIRD FALL NOW!
(Kassidy continues to keep the hold on and kick TLA a few more times before letting go. She brushes her hair back and has some blood streaked on it not from her own but TLA’s. brandishing a wicked and sadistic smile.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL BY SUBMIISSION….. KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!
(The boos rain down on the World Champion who looks up at the referee with a smirk and slowly gets up, she then rolls out of the ring and looks under to grab…… a CLAW HAMMER! She rolls back into the ring and looks at the referee who looks back wide-eyed…..)
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) START THE THIRD FALL NOW!
(The referee is checking on the downed TLA who is slowly stirring, he then nods and calls for the start of the match….)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE FINAL FALL OF THE MATCH AND IT WILL BE COMPETED AS A TEXAS DEATH MATCH … ANYTHING GOES! PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
(The referee calls for the bell….)
(DING! DING DING!)
Eve: TLA isn’t even up yet! He isn’t even up to wrestle in the match and Kassidy is ready to do whatever it takes to pout this away quickly! She grabs him by the bloody hair and lifts up TLA, she holds the hammer up and is about to crush him in the skull……
Deadprez: WHAT WAS THAT! TLA JUST THREW SALT IN KASSIDY’S FACE! HE REACHED DOWN IN HIS TIGHTS AND THREW IT RIGHT IN HER FACE! KASSIDY IS BLINDED AND TLA CAN BARELY STAND, THE BLOOD POURING DOWN HIS FACE, HE DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE BUT TO SURVIVE AGAINST ONE OF THE MOST RUTHLESS WOMEN IN THIS ENTIRE SPORT! KASSIDY HEART IS TRYING TO FEEL AROUND AND TLA GRABS THE HAMMER…..
WHACK!
Eve: HE JUST SWUNG THE HAMMER AND IT CRACKS THE SIDE OF THE FACE TO KASSIDY! TLA FLIPS IT OVER AND COMES UP HARD ON THE BOTTOM OF HER CHIN WITH THE CLAW AND IT CUTS KASSIDY OPEN! SHE IS BLEEDING FROM HER JAW AND CHIN! IT COULD BE BROKEN AND TLA RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES, HE SWINGS ONE MORE TIME……
CRACK!!!!
Eve: THE HAMMER CRACKS THE SIDE OF KASSIDY’S HEAD INSTANTLY SPLITTING HER WIDE OPEN AND SHE FALLS OFF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HITTING THE FLOOR!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
(TLA collapses in the ring on his knees for a moment but screams and slams the mats before standing up to his feet, he runs against the ropes….)
Gavin Kirkland: CORKSCREW SENTON ON KASSIDY HEART ON THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS HARD ON HER! GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE……
Gavin Kirkland: WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?
Deadprez: KASSIDY KICKS OUT AND REMEMBER IT IS FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE AND LOOK AT TLA! HE IS LOOKING FOR ANYTHING IN THE RING….. WAIT A FAN JUST HANDED HIM A TALL CORONA! TLA TAKES A SIP OF IT AND AS KASSIDY GETS UP…. HE THROWS THE REST OF THE BEER IN HER FACE! FIRST SALT IN HER EYES AND NOW BEER! THAT MUST REALLY STING! KASSIDY IS BLINDED AND BLEEDING, SHE IS A CRIMSON MASK NOW! TLA HAS HER NOW AND HE LEADS HER UP THE RAMP WAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING, NO! KASSIDY WITH A TIFF RIGHT ARM AND ANOTHER! TLA FIGHTS BACK!
Crowd: LET’S GO KASS! TLA! LET’S GO KASS! TLA! LET’S GO KASS! TLA!
(Both wrestlers are fighting each other tooth and nail, so resilient and never backing down but Kassidy grabs TLA…..)
Eve: TLA JUST SPEARED KASSIDY THROUGH THE CURTAINS! THEY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND OVER THE RAILING IN GORILLA POSITION! THERE ARE SOME OF THE EAW OFFICIALS AND STAFF! HURRICANE HAWK, STARRSTAN AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA LOOK ON AT THE FALLEN WARRIORS ARE AT THE END OF THE STEPS ON THE FLOOR. KASSIDY IS UP AS IS TLA, SHE GRABS TLA…. AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TABLE AND PRODUCTION EQUIPMENT! SHE GRABS THE MONITOR AND SWINGS….. NO TLA SNATCHES HER ARM! HE GRABS HER AND SLAMS THE MONITOR INTO HER FACE!
SMASH!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART TAKES A FACE FULL OF MONITOR! THERE IS A FEW GLASS PIECES EMBEDDED IN HER FACE AND SHE NEVER LOOKED BETTER! TLA PUSHES HER INTO THE HALLWAY THERE ARE OTHER ELITISTS THERE! TLA GRABS KASSIDY, SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE WALL! THEY FALL INTO ONE OF THE ROOMS THAT SEES CHRIS ELITE GETTING OILED DOWN BY BIG MIKE BEFORE HIS HUGE MAIN EVENT MATCH TONIGHT! HE’S SO LUCKY!
(Chris Elite is more shocked that he was caught on camera getting oiled down by Big Beefy Mike than Kassidy and TLA fighting in his private dressing room….)
Chris Elite: (Off Mic) WHAT!? CUT THE CAMERA GET OUTTA HERE BOZOS!
(He tries to push them out but not to risk injury Big Mike tries but Kassidy is already trying to escape the room, too much oil going on there as TLA grabs her, but she turns it around in the hallway whipping him into the locker room! She looks around and smiles, finding a janitor down the hallway and she pushes him off….)
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) I NEED THIS!
Janitor: Pinch pendeja….
Eve: KASSIDY JUST STOLE THE ROTARY FLOOR SHINER FROM THE JANITOR AND SHE HAS IT CRANKED UP TO THE HIGHEST SPEED, TLA IS GETTING BACK AND UP KASSIDY HEART JUST SHOVED IT IN HIS FACE AND TURNED IT ON TO FULL SPEED! SHE IS GRINDING THE SHINER ON HIS FACE! ALL THOSE CUTS! ALL THOSE BRUISES! TLA IS SQUIRMING WHILE SHE HAS THAT PACED RIGHT INTO HIS FACE AND NOW STOMPING ON IT FOR GOOD MEASURE! WE ARE GOING TO SEE HER RETAIN RIGHT HERE AS SHE JUST POLISHED THE HELL OUTTA OF HIS FACE!
Deadprez: She finally stops it and drop the machine to the floor, dropping down she screams at the referee to make the count! This is it!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: TLA KICKS OUT! TLA KICKS OUT AND KASSIDY HEART CANNOT BELIEVE IT! SHE SLAMS THE FLOOR OVER AND OVER AND THEN STOPS, TURNING TO SEE AN AMOUNT OF ELITISTS STANDING THERE WATCHING!? SHE ROLLS HER EYES AND SHRUGS HER SHOUDLERS PICKING UP TLA AGAIN, THROWING HIM INTO THE WALL AND RUNNING WITH A BOOT CRUSHING HIS HEAD INTO IT.
Gavin Kirkland: What is she doing now!? She is grabbing TLA and dragging him to catering!? I heard we had a good mix of Texas BBQ tonight and looks at all the wrestlers that are in catering!
(The camera picks up a conversation between Ronan Malosi and Abel Atami.)
Ronan Malosi: Catering isn’t so bad; I don’t get hurt.
Abel Atami: Yeah, well at least you weren’t banned from discord! It’s like nobody likes me and I am trying to figure out why, I’m a very likeable dude!
Ronan Malosi: Everyone likes me…. Hey I have a bunch of t-shirts that are selling fast, I’ll give you one for free.
Abel Atami: No offense, US… but your tees are BOGO right now in the concession stands bruh…
(Just then TLA flies across the table and baked beans are spilled all over Ronan’s yellow Hawaiian shirt.)
Ronan Malosi: He….
(Before he could react Kassidy pushes him off the chair as he lands on the floor. The rest of Elitists in the catering area clear out as Kassidy grabs a rib and tries to shove it in his mouth but TLA fights it off and pushes her off, he grabs that same rib and drives it into her ear….)
Eve: TLA JUST STUCK A BBQ RIB INTO THE EAR OF KASSIDY HEART AND SHE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, TLA BACKS UP AND ENZIGURI INTO THE RIB DRIVING IT FURTHER INTO KASSIDY’S EAR AS SHE FALLS TO HER KNEES, TLA GRABS THE MACARONI AND CHEESE CASSEROLE OFF THE HOT CATERING CHAFER AND DUMPS IT ON KASSIDY’S BACK AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN! THAT STUFF STICKS AND THAT WOMAN IS GOING TO HAVE SOME HELLACIOUS BURNS ON HER MY GOD!
Deadprez: TLA PICKS HER UP BY THE HAIR, HIS FACE IS A BLOODY MESS! HE IS MISSING SOME SKIN WITH SCRAPES AND SUCH! HE DRAGS KASSIDY BACK UP TO HER FEET AND THEY LEAVE CATERING, TLA CONTINUES TO SMASH HER IN THE BACK AS THEY COME TO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE AND HE THROWS HER OUT TO THE CROWD’S DELIGHT! THEY ARE BACK OUT HERE NOW IN THE ARENA! KASSIDY IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE KICKS TLA IN THE GUT! ANOTHER KICK BEFORE TAKING THAT RIB OUT OF HER EAR AND THROWING IT AT HIM, SHE RUNS TOWARD TLA ON THE FLOOR…NORVINA LIGHTS! SHE JUST SPIKED HURRICARANA TLA INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS WOMAN WILL NEVER DIE! SHE WILL NEVER STOP! SHE IS INHUMAN AND I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE OF THIS! KASSIDY ROLLS HIM OVER AND NOW SHE IS CLIMBING THE ELEVATED BARRICADE! SHE IS UP TO THE VERY TOP….. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, WHAT IS KASSIDY GOING TO DO!?
Eve: MOONSAULT OFF THE ELEVATED BARRICADE FROM THE SECOND FLOOR ON TLA AND THAT HAS GOT TO BE IT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Eve: Kassidy hooks the leg for the cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…..
…..
Gavin Kirkland: YES! YES! TLA KICKS OUT AND LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART! THE SCOWL ON HER FACE, THE UTTER HATRED SHE HAS FOR TLA. SLOWLY PICKING HIM UP, SHE THROWS HIM INTO THE RAMPWAY AND THEN DRAGGING HIM TO THE RING, SHE PUSHES HIM IN AND KASSIDY IS GOING UNDER THE RING AND SHE HAS A BAG! SHE HAS A BAG….. NO NO NO…. WHAT NOW!
(Kassidy places her index finger on her lips and slowly opens the bag, she has a roll of barbed wire and then reaches in…. pulling out…. )
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE NO!
Deadprez: :damn:
Eve: :damn:
Deadprez: IT CAN’T BE! IT CAN’T BE! THE BLOODY MESS THAT KASSIDY HEART IS RIGHT NOW AND SHE HAS PULLED OUT….. THE EXPLODING CHANCLA THAT HAS BEEN FAMOUS BY TLA!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE IS GOING TO BLOW UP TLA WITH HIS OWN CHANCLA!!!
(The crowd blankets the arena in thunderous boos as Kassidy wraps the barbed wire around the soul of her boot, she then grabs the chancla and walks over to TLA who is on his knees, he sees what is in her hands and he just laughs, knowing that this could be the end….)
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry:
Deadprez: This is it… Kassidy Heart is going to quell the challenge of TLA and it is absolutely over! Kassidy will end TLA once and for all! She….. A VERSION OF THE RAPTURE BY KASSIDY HEART ON THE SMOTHERED AND BLOODY FACE OF TLA!!!!! THE BARBED WIRE RIPS HIS FACE AND HE FALLS TO THE GROUND, BUT TLA IS GETTING BACK UP, KASSIDY’S EYES ARE WIDEN AND SHE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES AGAIN AND THIS TIME WITH HER BARBED WIRED BOOT…. PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!! THE BARBED WIRED CURB STOMP ON TLA AND HIS BRAINS MUST BE TAPIOCA PUDDING BY NOW DAMN IT! TLA IS MOTIONLESS!
Eve: He can’t take anymore guys. No man can take this much and look at Kassidy Heart, burnt, cut, bruised, her face is half swollen thanks to those hammer shots and now what is she doing? What is she doing!?
(Kassidy places the exploding chancla under the face of TLA, she backs up again with her barbed wired foot….)
Eve: I can’t watch anymore! I can’t!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART RUNS AT TLA FOR ONE MORE CURB STOMP…..
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!1
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: TLA MOVED AT THE LAST MINUTE AND KASSIDY BLEW UP THE CHANCLA ON HER FOOT! SHE FLIPPED IN THE AIR AND LANDED AWKWARDLY AND HERE COMES TLA! HE PICKS HER UP…. MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: PIN HER TLA!!!!!!
(TLA has a last gasp of breath and drops on Kassidy Heart, hooking the leg for the cover as the crowd erupts and counts with him….)
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: HOW!? HOW IN THE FUCK DID SHE KICK OUT!? HOOOOOOWWWWWW!??!?!??!?!??!
(The crowd is shocked and in silence as TLA can’t even believe that Kassidy who’s boot was on fire kicked out of that pin attempt. TLA looks up at the sky, he is looking for answers, how can anyone defeat this woman who has been the world champion for the longest in the titles history. Who has had not only a career year but one that will probably never be matched.)
Deadprez: He slowly gets up, bleeding all over and picks Kassidy up by the hair, setting her up for another Mexican Destroyer but Kassidy rams him as they both fall over and spill outside the ropes to the floor. She slowly crawls to the barricade and tries to get up on her feet, TLA though is back up to his feet, he reaches over and grabs the wrench that is used to take down the turnbuckles, he charges in but Kassidy kicks him in the gut! TLA hangs on to they ARE FIGHTING FOR THE WRENCH, BUT KASSIDY PUSHES IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TLA! IT STUNS HIM AND SHE GRABS IT…. A CLEAN CLOCK ON THE JAW AND ANOTHER! TLA LOST SOME TEETH THERE AND KASSIDY GRABS HIM AND TROWS TLA UP THE RAMP!
Eve: They are headed up the stage again to the entranceway…. She continues to drive that wrench into his neck! She continues over and over and over until they reach the top. Kassidy up at the Tron….WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING!? THE WICKED AND SINISTER SMILE ON HER FACE AND KASSIDY IS NOW DRAGGING TLA OVER… NO! TLA IS FIGHTING BACK! HE ELBOWS KASSIDY AND SHE SWINGS THE WRENCH…. NOOOOOO! SHE MISSES AND HE CATCHES IT, RIPPING IT FROM HER HANDS AND KASSIDY NOW KICKS TLA…. THE WRENCH FALLS, SHE GRABS…. NO!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA JUST DDT’D KASSIDY INTO THE WRENCH! SHE WAS JUST DRIVEN INTO THE WRENCH AND HE ISN’T GOING FORE THE PIN. HE TURNS AND LOOKS AT THE CROWD, POINTING TO THE SCAFFOLD AT THE BASE OF THE TRON! YES! TLA IS FIREMAN CARRYING HER UP THE SIDE SLOWLY….
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!
(TLA makes it to the top of the scaffold and drops Kassidy, he looks back up and everyone as they cheer him on. He lifts Kassidy up, looking right into her eyes, both of them a bloody mess, both have given everything to this match.)
TLA: (Off Mic) Respeto.
Deadprez: Did he just say that he respects Kassidy!?
Eve: He did and…. HEADBUTT BY KASSIDY HEART! SHE JUST SHATTERED THE NOSE OF TLA’S ALREADY MAULED FACE AND SHE PICKS UP TLA AS THEY STAND IN THE CORNER…. NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS, SHE HAS HIM UP FOR THE CHANEL No5! SHE HAS HIM UP AND TLA…..
Gavin Kirkland: TLA SLAMMED HIS BOOT ON THE INJURED FOOT OF KASSIDY HEART! SHE LETS GO AND SCREAMS IN PAIN AS SHE LOOKS UP AT TLA GRITTING HER TEETH…..
Kassidy Heart: (Off Mic) I am…… inevitable……
TLA: (Off Mic) Si mon….
Deadprez: TLA HOPS OVER KASSIDY HEART AND THE VERY VERY MEXICAN DESTROYER OFF THE TRON AND THEY GO FLYING!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY BOTH CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE FLOOR! THEY BOTH WENT CRASHING DOWN AND THEY ARE DEAD! THEY ARE DEAD! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH THE CARNAGE! HE CANT SEE ANYTHING…..
Eve: IS THIS MATCH OVER…. IT IS…. OVE………TLA IS ON KASSIDY! TLA IS ON KASSIDY AND THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: HE DID IT HE DID IT! OH MY GOODNESS TLA DID IT!!!!!
(The carnage is everywhere, officials and medical staff quickly rush to the scene as they all looked concern, the crowd is screaming after the referee made the count. He drops into the hole they left on the stage raising the arm of TLA who still lies on Kassidy Heart, neither one of them are moving.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND THE NEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…… TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(After hearing the announcement, ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac starts to play as the crowd once again explodes in cheers. The building is erupting, the flags are waving, the noise is deafening.)
Deadprez: WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND THE HISTORIC REIGN OF KASSIDY HEART IS OVER! ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC FIGURES IN THE EAW, SHE DEFEATED THE ABSOLUTE BEST INCLUDING TLA BUT TONIGHT WAS HIS TURN, TONIGHT HE REACHED INTO THE CLOUDS AND SEPARATED THEM FOR ONE MORE DAY OF SUNSHINE! TLA AND KASSIDY HEART SACRIFICED THEMSELVES FOR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP AND FRO THE EAW! I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF TALK RIGHT NOW AS THIS PLACE IS OFF THE CHARTS!
Eve: WE ARE ALL CONCERNED RIGHT NOW WITH THE WELL-BEING OF TLA AND KASSIDY HEART BUT THIS MATCH, THE HELL THEY PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH, THEY LEFT IT ALL HERE AND THAT IS WHAT THE EAW IS ALL ABOUT! WE ALREADY HAD SOME TITLE CHANGES ON THIS BROADCAST, NONE BIGGER THAN THIS ONE BECAUSE OF WHAT KASSIDY DID WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Gavin is seen crying, he is so emotionally spent…)
Gavin Kirkland: I….. I….. I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW…… TLA IS THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
(The officials continue to work on Kassidy and TLA, as they are able to pull him out first, the stretchers are there, but a bloody and beaten TLA pushes them all away as the referee hands him the Answers World Championship, he holds it up in the air to another deafening chant….)
Crowd: TLA!!!! TLA!!!! TLA!!!! TLA!!!!
(But just then collapses to one knee and then falls back as the medical officials are trying to help him on the gurney. Kassidy still in the rubble is covered in blood and debris, the paramedics are now checking on her as she is not moving, they start to stabilize her neck and bring the gurney down to strap her in and taking her out. There is a lot of concern here by the medical staff. Hurricane Hawk now walks out, he also looks extremely concerned checking on two of his biggest stars on Showdown.)
Deadprez: Nothing is going to take the win from TLA here tonight but that Very Mexican Destroyer off the Tron on to the stage could have killed them both and that is the concern right now. TLA is our new Answers World Champion, but we have a mess here.
Gavin Kirkland: I despise Kassidy Heart, but no one wants to see this, well….
Eve: Gavin stop!
Gavin Kirkland: … I was just saying that I hope she is okay, happy?
Eve: These two went to hell and back and hell again, they deserve the recognition for putting on one hell of a match here tonight, I am sorry but win, lose, or draw the concern is on out talent! What carnage!
(As the paramedics strap Kassidy on to the gurney and pull her out to place on the stretcher, TLA is already on his and they roll him out, but he raises his hand with a thumbs up and clutching the Answers World Championship as the crowd continues to cheer loudly….)
Crowd: TLA!!!! TLA!!!!! TLA!!!!!
(The paramedics were able to get Kassidy on a stretcher as the crowd starts to clap the former World Champion whether they love or hate her, they respect everything that she has done in the last year especially since the last King of Elite. Deadprez, Eve and Gavin Kirkland even stand up and clap as they roll her out to the back.)
Deadprez: Incredible match, incredible Elitists. We’ll be right back.
(The last shots is of the paramedics rolling the stretchers toward the backstage area as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(As King of Elite returns it fades to the backstage area, and the crowd cheers as Sofia Clarke is seen standing in front of the camera with a smile on her face, holding a microphone in her hands. Sofia waits for the crowd to quiet down, before finally beginning to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the former 24/7 Contract holder and the NEW National Elite Champion, DONOVAN DUKE!
(The crowd begins cheering loudly as Donovan Duke walks into the camera’s view. He has the National Elite Championship on his shoulder, and a smile on his face after finally winning his first Championship tonight.)
Sofia Clarke: Donovan, tonight we saw you cash in your 24/7 Contract, dethroning Minerva to win the National Elite Championship! So, how does it feel winning your first Championship in EAW?
Donovan Duke: It’s great, and honestly? Pinning Jake to win this Championship made it all so much better. I know what happened out there was controversial and all with how Minerva lost her title, but in the end I said that as long as I had the 24/7 Contract that no Champion was safe, and I wasn’t lying about that. Trust me, it was disappointing failing to make it to the finals of the King of Elite tournament. It’s an opportunity that only comes around once every year, but in the end I made the most of the time I had in that tournament, and between that and my match against Madison Kaline I think I’ve been doing a pretty good job of showing people what I’m capable of. I said it myself. I may have lost in that tournament, but what’ll speak louder is what I plan to do after a loss like that. Well? I think I’m doing pretty fine for myself now, and honestly I’m loving it. I love finally being able to say that I’m a Champion in EAW, because now I have something to show for all of the work I’ve put in for over a year. Everything I went through in hopes of advancing and reaching a higher spot in this company paid off.
Donovan Duke: I knew that I’d be a Champion one day for a while now, and I’m not even saying this to try and come off as arrogant or anything like that. Ever since I won the 24/7 Battle Royale, I’ve been facing a lot of extremely talented competitors, and I’ve been holding my own here on a brand that can really be unforgiving with events like Bloodsport, and even Shock Value coming up. I’ve been working my way up, because I knew that it’d eventually get me to this point. I could’ve cashed in at any point of time, whenever I wanted to. This all could’ve come in the future, but I’m glad that things went how it did. I had no problem biding my time, and even allowing the 24/7 Contract to be a bit of an insurance policy should I have won a Championship without it. The road to Pain for Pride really isn’t that far away, and I really like the idea of walking into the biggest show of the year with this title around my waist. I know, the job only gets harder from here, but…
(Donovan’s voice trails off as he looks to the side.)
Donovan Duke: Can I help you?
(Lucas Johnson walks into the camera’s view, causing a mixed reaction to come from the crowd. Lucas is still heavily bandaged up thanks to the TLC Chaos match he was part of, and he doesn’t look happy, which isn’t a surprise as he unfortunately wasn’t able to win one of the briefcases. Lucas looks at Donovan’s National Elite Championship, shaking his head before beginning to speak.)
Lucas Johnson: This sucks. This really sucks. I should’ve been holding one of those briefcases last night. You saw what they got out of those things? New Breed Championship matches? EAW Championship matches? The opportunity to face anybody on the entire roster? That should’ve been mine. Any one of those briefcases should’ve been mine, and I was so close. There were three of them. Not one, not two, THREE, and I couldn’t win a single one. I’ve been trying as hard as I could to rise up the ranks, and it’s like at every turn something goes wrong. That was my match to win, and I was THIS close to getting that last briefcase, and instead Candice Blair put me through a table. Now I don’t have one of those special Shock Value opportunities, and instead I had to pull a bunch of sharp nails out of my back.
(Donovan Duke is confused, and when he turns towards Sofia Clarke she doesn’t have an answer for Lucas’ sudden interruption either. Donovan turns back to Lucas, obviously a bit annoyed about this.)
Donovan Duke: :francis: Can I just get this interview, man?
Lucas Johnson: You don’t get it. You got what you wanted tonight. Everything went right for you. You got to cash your 24/7 Contract in and become the new National Elite Champion when you weren’t even scheduled for a match. I had to go through hell in that TLC Chaos match. That match was nothing short of brutal, and I thought that I was prepared for it. I was never intimidated by the brutality of it, because I love that type of stuff. I live for the violence that match brought out, but this can’t keep happening. I can’t keep coming up short like this. That was MY MATCH. I had every reason to leave with one of those briefcases, and I kept trying. I kept coming close, I was only inches away from getting a special Shock Value opportunity, and yet here I am now, with nothing. Ryan Wilson got a briefcase, and now he has an EAW Championship match. I watched Hikari Kanno take the second briefcase with my own eyes, and then Danny Tanner GAVE Candice Blair the last one when I was so close to taking it for myself.
Donovan Duke: ..What does this have to do with me?
Lucas Johnson: One way or another, I want an opportunity at Shock Value. You saw what I did in that TLC Chaos match. You saw how close I came, you know just how dangerous I can be inside of the ring. You’re the new National Elite Champion, and you were just talking about how you know being a Champion won’t be easy. I want an opportunity to prove that I’m still someone to watch out for, so you know what I want from you? A National Elite Championship match at Shock Value.
(The crowd begins cheering loudly after hearing Lucas Johnson’s challenge. There’s already been multiple matches made for the event thanks to the winners of the Unique Opportunity briefcases, and it’s extremely exciting hearing about a potential National Elite Championship match at the event. Donovan Duke doesn’t look too surprised by Lucas’ answer, and instead has a bit of a smirk on his face, seemingly open to the idea of Lucas facing him for his newly won Championship.)
Donovan Duke: Well, before you interrupted me I was going to say that I do know the job would only get harder from here, because much like you’re doing right now, people would be gunning for my spot as the National Elite Champion. Now I’m the one that needs to be on the lookout as people do everything in their power to take me out and take this title for themselves, but in case you haven’t already figured it out by now, I’m not the type of person to back down from a challenge. I guess there really is no rest for the weary, but that’s fine. You want your Championship match? You got it.
(Now, the cheers grow even louder, and Lucas Johnson nods at Donovan, having gotten what he wanted.)
Lucas Johnson: You made the right choice. It’s too bad your title reign has to end so soon, but at least you’re not the type to run away from a fight. I might not have won any of those briefcases, but that won’t matter by Shock Value, because I’m going to win something way better.
Donovan Duke: I guess we’ll see about that. See you at Shock Value, Lucas.
(Lucas begins walking away from the area, looking at Donovan one more time.)
Lucas Johnson: Keep that Championship warm, it won’t be yours for long.
(With that said, Lucas Johnson leaves the area completely. The crowd continues to cheer thanks to Donovan Duke accepting Lucas’ challenge for Shock Value. Donovan just shrugs his shoulders, and he begins to walk out the opposite way, leaving only Sofia Clarke in the area, whose interview has basically been ruined. Sofia just looks back at the camera one more time, and from there King of Elite begins to fade away from the backstage area.)
(A graphic for the next match is shown on the screen.)
(The arena’s lights dim dark as the titantron begins to play a video package recapping the dark and deeply rooted rivalry of Drake King and Myles. It shows New Eden’s union and rise to fame, then the trail of breadcrumbs that lead to Drake King snapping on Minerva in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Myles cashes in his cash in the vault and drives Drake through the canvas, shattering the final splinter in the heart of New Eden and ensuring that never again would he fall for the tales of Drake King.)
(The lights turn completely dark as the eerie presence of Hans Zimmer’s malevolent score “Cold War” begins to zap the arena’s speakers. The titantron shows Drake King’s graphics as the crowd absolutely drowns him in boos. Drake King, as cold and as composed as we’ve ever seen, walks onto the stage and stops a few steps out, staring at the ground, closing his eyes, bringing his head up into the air and absorbing this moment. He opens his eyes and keeps them focused with an almost laser like intensity, nothing but the ring.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPP!
(The crowd roars in cheers and quickly dissolves back into a disdain-like reaction.)
Bella Braxton: THIS MATCH WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER NO DISQUALIFICATION RULES, ANYTHING GOES! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PIN OR SUBMIT YOUR OPPONENT INSIDE THE RING!
James Peters: As if these two would have it any other way.
Bella Braxton: HOWEVER- THE ROPES CANNOT BREAK UP A SUBMISSION, BUT THEY CAN STOP A PINFALL ATTEMPT!
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! WRESTLING OUT OF THE DEAD SEA, ISRAELLLLL!!! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDSSSS!!!! DRAKEEEEEE “THEEEEEEE REDEEEEMMEEEERRRRRRRRRR”!!!
(The crowd boos once more as Drake slowly walks down the ramp, stomps and raises his hands up into the air. He stands afore these EAW fans as perhaps the most hated man on the roster, still presenting himself as a god dressed in bright white and gold robes.)
James Peters: Drake King, also to be synonymous with the word selfish. Ironic considering that’s what he claims to fight against in EAW. He’s a liar, plain and simple, using these obscene and outlandish messages of saviorism and the promised land to justify his own wishes to simply do what he wants to whoever he wants. He doesn’t care about anything, but himself and acting on this savagery he says is necessary. It’s disgusting and honestly, I hope Myles puts an end to this schtick tonight. “The Redeemer”? What a joke. The only thing that needs to be redeemed is his own soul after turning his back on one of the only two people who looked out for him in a world that already rightfully hates him.
Rich Russillo: It’s interesting, you used the word necessary, but sometimes there are necessary evils in the world. I mean, let’s not keep double standards here, how many times did you guys and everyone else curse the name of New Eden? Drake King abolished what he’d created after hearing from all of us that New Eden wasn’t the way into the future. In one aspect of the whole situation, he essentially granted our wish and set things back on the track we wished for them to be on. How evil can that be?
James Peters: Are you serious? Or do you need to see him branding Minerva’s skin with that melting hot branding iron back at Road To Redemption? Doing it in front of Myles? He stuck the knife straight through the heart of the hand that feeds, that doesn’t deserve any praise. He moved on from New Eden like he does with all his stables at one point or another, when Drake King sees that it’s no longer beneficial for Drake King, he acts in the most vile and horrific manner possible about the situation. It reveals the kind of character he possesses. Once a snake, always a snake.
Persephone: It’s not that deep, relax. He didn’t fuck your wife with his small ass penis and destroy your manhood, if you actually have balls. If you’ve got a smelly vagina between your legs, I wouldn’t be surprised.
James Peters: You know, this is a wrestling program.
Rich Russillo: Anyways, as Drake King approaches the ring, he knows this is one of the biggest matches of his life. This is so personal for both of them, but Drake has said he has no regrets or remorse about what happened and only did what he thought necessary. Like I said, a necessarily evil. He knows he’ll need to capitalize off Myles’ red hot anger tonight and throw him off his game. If Drake can use Myles’ own personal feelings towards this match as his own offense and weaponize his foe’s potential weakness, he could be on the verge of another world title reign.
James Peters: I fear if Drake King wins the title back tonight, there may be no taking it from him until he decides it’s time to give it up. He’s a vile and filthy rat, but a damned good talent, one of the best to ever lace those boots.
(Drake enters the ring and the camera zooms out as he gazes off into the crowd, nothing but frozen feelings behind his black eyes.)
Rich Russillo: Generational.
(#EAW15)
(Drake King removes his robe and stretches his legs on the ropes, patiently waiting, not eager. He stands in the ring and closes his eyes, looking straight down into the canvas.)
(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers begins to play. Sarah Price’s graphics flash across the screen.)
Rich Russillo: I-?
(Drake King pops his head up in utter confusion, hanging his mouth open and looking at the stage in disbelief.)
Persephone: Don’t tell me this blonde bitch is back, I’d rather see Myles walk out dressed as a woman than see her back here.
(The music cuts abruptly as the lights in the arena start strobing rainbow colors and flashing brightly.)
Persephone: ???
(“TEAM XTREME” by Yung Flex rings throughout the arena as Drake’s face falls flat and he shows not even the slightest smirk. He looks utterly disappointed as Viktor Jackson’s graphics play on the screen.)
(An audio tape of Drake King reciting his very first promo “The King’s Rise” is heard over the intercom as the fans cheer Myles’ antics.)
Rich Russillo: Man, what is going on. This is absurd, someone please cut this out as clearly it’s only delaying the match.
(“This may not seem like a big deal, but it is a huge deal. This match is the match that will set the tone of my career, this. This is my first impression. I can’t afford to lose,” Drake King shuts his eyes, grinds his teeth and starts to bear a more angered expression on his face.)
(“ ‘Back To Life” By Soul II Soul now plays as The Visual Prophet’s graphics appear on the screen. Drake King now appears visibly angry and he rolls out of the ring, shouting at the production crew and starting to walk up the ramp-)
(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi replaces the sound in an almost chilling manner as the arena explodes, perhaps the biggest reaction we’ve heard since this man cashed in his Cash In The Vault briefcase. Drake King’s face now stunned, gone is the calculated and cold look from earlier, he’s taken aback by the atmosphere right now.)
James Peters: HERE HE COMES!
(The EAW World Champion, Myles, slowly makes his way onto the stage with his title. Dressed in a tattered and ripped shirt, tights of muted color and a crawling design of burn marks on his shoulder, fighting for Minerva tonight. Fighting for the world.)
Rich Russillo: He’s come for war tonight, Myles dressed for heavy duty as Drake King stands on the ramp, Myles at the top of the stage as they stare one another down! This atmosphere is incredible! This is history! This match is what we’ve all been waiting for!
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT!! WRESTLING OUT OF MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA, WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNNDSSSSS!! HE IS THE EAW WORLDDDD CHAMPIONNNNN-
James Peters: MYLES DROPS THE TITLE AND STORMS DOWN THE RAMP! DRAKE WON’T BACK DOWN AS HE MEETS MYLES ON THE STAGE! THEY TEAR EACH OTHER TO THE FLOOR AND START A FIERY BRAWL! IF THERE IS ANY ONE MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET INTO THE HEAD OF DRAKE KING, IT’S MYLES AND HE’S GOT DRAKE ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW, TAKING CONTROL AND HAMMERING DOWN PUNCHES ONTO DRAKE KING! MYLES UNLOADING ALL OF HIS HATRED AND FRUSTRATED AS HE RAINS DOWN PUNCHES AND VICIOUS ELBOWS TO DRAKE KING!
Rich Russillo: MYLES SAW DRAKE AND JUST LOST IT, THE BRAWL IS ON AND THIS WAR HAS BEGUN!
DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL AND THIS MATCH IS OFFICIAL! DRAKE COVERING UP AS MYLES CONTINUES WITH THE RELENTLESS BLOWS! HE MANAGES TO SHOVE MYLES OFF HIM AS THE CHAMPION TUMBLES BACKWARDS AND DOWN THE RAMP, HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND MEETS DRAKE KING WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE! A KNEE RIGHT OFF THE SKULL AND DRAKE KING TUMBLES DOWN OVER THE SIDE OF THE STAGE AND ROLLS ONTO THE FLOOR!
James Peters: These two just got started and they’re not wasting time with formalities! Myles is going to make Drake King pay for all the pain he’s caused both him and Minerva! Myles gets to his feet- NOW IT’S DRAKE WHO CLIMBS BACK ONTO THE STAGE AND STORMS RIGHT FOR MYLES! DRAKE GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT MYLES DUCKS UNDER IT! NOW MYLES SCOOPS DRAKE KING ON HIS SHOULDERS- OH NO!
Rich Russillo: NOT YET! DRAKE KING ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR AND SHOVES THE CHARGING MYLES FACE FIRST INTO THE ENTRANCE SCREENS! Myles crashes into the screens and sends them cracking and glitching as he clutches his head and rolls on the stage, Drake now lifts his former friend, or tag team partner, and brings him to his feet- OH BOY! DRAKE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB! DRAKE KING GOING FOR A POWERBOMB ON THE STAGE, BUT MYLES IS THE ONE WHO NOW SLIPS OUT AND CRACKS A FOREARM OFF THE JAW OF DRAKE!
James Peters: Myles with a beautiful counter! Now another right hook that shakes Drake’s teeth, following up with a knee that buries itself- NO! MYLES WENT FOR A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, BUT DRAKE CAUGHT IT AND SCOOPS HIM UP INTO HIS ARMS! DRAKE KING ACCELERATES TOWARDS THOSE ENTRANCE STAGE SCREENS AND POWERBOMBS MYLES RIGHT THROUGH THE SCREEN- OH MY GOD!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES BODY JUST CREATED A CAVITY IN THOSE SCREENS AS HE’S BURIED IN THE DARKNESS BEHIND THEM, SPARKS CRACKING AND SNAPPING EVERYWHERE, OH MY GOD, DRAKE KING JUST SENT MYLES CRASHING THROUGH THE STAGE AND HE SAYS THAT’S WHAT MYLES GETS FOR TRYING TO PLAY GAMES WITH “THE REDEEMER”!
James Peters: Drake King staring into that black hole created in the illuminated stage, then walking out to the edge of the stage and smiling at the crowd…That’s the first smile we’ve seen from him all night, that truly shows what kind of things give Drake King happiness. He’s an absolutely psychopath who I standby as just using these radical ideas of salvation to hurt who he wants and act as he pleases-
(The crowd begins to buzz and that buzz turns to a roar as suddenly the smile vanishes from Drake King’s face.)
James Peters: MYLES IS BACK UP! HE WON’T BE PUT DOWN THAT QUICKLY, HE RISES FROM THE LITERAL ASHES AND SPRINTS THROUGH THE FLYING SPARKS! MYLES THROUGH THE FIRE, HE CHARGES ACROSS THE STAGE AND DOES A DIVING CROSSBODY OFF THE STAGE AND THEY LAND ON TOP OF THE EAW CROWD!!!! MYLES WITH A LEAP OFF THE STAGE AND THEY WOUND UP CRASHING INTO THE CROWD AND THEY LEVELED THE ENTIRE FIRST ROW NEXT TO THE STAGE!
Rich Russillo: MYLES WITH AN ABSOLUTE LEAP OF FAITH! WHAT A FEAT FROM THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, LIVING UP TO THE TITLE!
James Peters: MYLES GRABS A FOLDING CHAIR AND NOW SNAPS IT OVER THE BACK OF DRAKE KING! HE RIPS THAT CHAIR OVER DRAKE’S BACK AND NOW SWINGS IT AGAIN! THAT ONE SENT DRAKE KING TUMBLING FORWARD AS HE TRIES TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE CROWD! DRAKE STUMBLING AND FALLING THROUGH THE CROWD, MYLES IS RIGHT ON HIS HEELS AND IS SWINGING THAT CHAIR WHENEVER HE GETS CLOSE! DRAKE KING DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN HIM AND MYLES!
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: MYLES WITH A HUGE SWING OF THAT CHAIR AS HE BREAKS THE FOLDING CHAIR OVER DRAKE’S BACK AND THAT ONE PUTS DRAKE ON THE FLOOR! MY GOD, DRAKE HAS TO BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW! Myles holds the broken chair in the air and this crowd cheers him on as he peels his eyes back to Drake King and watches as Drake squirms his way closer to the barricade!
(The crowd cheers and chants for Myles as he throws the chair down and puts Drake in his sights.)
James Peters: MYLES IS LINING DRAKE UP! MYLES SPRINTS TOWARDS DRAKE KING AND- BANG! A SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE STUNS MYLES AND PUTS HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES, NOW DRAKE GRABS ONE OF THE FAN’S PHONES AND CRUSHES IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF MYLES! HE SHATTERED THAT IPHONE OVER MYLES HEAD AND NOW TOSSES IT ON THE FLOOR! A KICK TO THE RIBS OF MYLES AS HE TRIES TO COVER UP AND DRAKE KING RUTHLESSLY TAKES CONTROL!
Persephone: That’s what that fan gets for being obese. Look at her, she grabbed her popcorn bucket before her phone, the lack of priorities is what left her without a phone! That’s a personal problem!
Rich Russillo: Now it’s Drake who drags this match back out into the arena and he’s taking Myles up a set of stairs! THIS WON’T END WELL! DRAKE KING LIFTING MYLES UP- NO! MYLES ESCAPES AND PUSHES DRAKE AWAY, NOW ROCKING HIM WITH A JUMPING KICK TO THE FACE! A KICK THAT SENT DRAKE TUMBLING AS MYLES FALLS TO A KNEE! These men are both exhausted already, they’ve been flooring the pedal since the match started, since before it actually!
James Peters: Wait- what is?!? What is Drake King doing…? What’s he looking for- Myles walks back towards his enemy and-
Rich Russillo: GOD!
Persephone: YIKES!
James Peters: DRAKE SMACKS A HAMMER OFF THE SIDE OF MYLES JAW! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! HE HAD TO HAVE BROKEN HIS JAW AS DRAKE KING GETS TO HIS FEET! HE FOUND THAT BAG OF TOOLS ON SOME EQUIPMENT OUT THERE AS MYLES GRABS HIS JAW AND BLOOD SPILLS FROM HIS MOUTH ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: Drake King wiping Myles face on that bloody and dirty floor! My god, that’s disgusting! Myles whole face is covered in blood now as Drake drops his head to the floor and Myles barely is able to stay conscious! DRAKE KING STILL WITH THAT HAMMER IN HIS HAND, HE LOOKS UP AT THE SKY, HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND THEN UNLEASHES A COLD STARE AT THE BODY OF MYLES, NO, DRAKE- DON’T! DRAKE KING HOISTS THAT HAMMER IN THE AIR OVER MYLES HEAD AS HE PREPARES TO END HIM-
James Peters: THE FANS JUST THREW DRINKS ALL OVER DRAKE! THEY’RE SHOWERING HIM IN POPCORN AND DRINKS, HURLING FOOD DOWN ONTO DRAKE FROM THE STANDS! THESE FANS WON’T LET DRAKE GET AWAY WITH THIS! THIS MAN IS HATED AND THESE FANS ARE SHOWING IT! HE SCOWLS BACK AT THEM AND SHOUTS AS THEY CONTINUE TO THROW THINGS AT HIM! HE’S INFURIATED AS HE RAISES THE HAMMER UP AGAIN AND-
Rich Russillo: THIS TIME MYLES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, BARELY SAVING HIMSELF AS DRAKE CRACKED THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THAT HAMMER, NOW MYLES DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! DRAKE DROPS IT AND MYLES SENDS HIM REELING WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE RIBS! MYLES MOUNTING A COUNTER ATTACK AS HE NOW GRABS THE HAMMER AND SWINGS IT AT DRAKE! DRAKE KING DUCKS IT, BUT MYLES CATCHES HIM WITH AN ELBOW ON THE OTHER SIDE! THAT ONE STUNG HIM BAD AND HE FALLS INTO THAT SMEARED PUDDLE OF MYLES’ BLOOD!
James Peters: NOW IT’S MYLES WITH THE HAMMER- DRAKE IS PLEADING WITH MYLES AND BEGGING HIM NOT TO- WAIT-
(Drake King’s cries turn to an evil grin as he looks at Myles.)
James Peters: DRAKE KING IS LAUGHING AT MYLES AND TELLING HIM TO DO IT, HE’S TELLING MYLES THAT HE CREATED HIM! HE’S TRYING TO CONTROL MYLES EVEN NOW- BUT MYLES GRANTS DRAKE’S WISH AND SLAMS THE HAMMER DOWN ONTO DRAKE’S RIBCAGE! DRAKE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS MYLES NOW TAKES THE SHARP EDGE OF THAT HAMMER AND STARTS DIGGING INTO DRAKE’S SCALP! HE’S DRIVING THAT HAMMER INTO DRAKE’S HEAD! SLASHING SAND CHIPPING AS DRAKE SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, JESUS CHRIST MYLES!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING’S HEAD IS NOW LEAKING BLOOD AS IT BEGINS TO STREAM DOWN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE AND MYLES OPENS UP CUTS AND LACERATIONS ON HIS HEAD! MYLES NOW THROWS DOWN THE HAMMER, GRABBS DRAKE BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM DOWN THE STAIRS!! HORRIBLE THUDDING SOUNDS AS DRAKE GETS DRAGGED BY MYLES, EVENTUALLY DROPPED ONTO THE FLOOR AS MYLES, COVERED IN BOTH HIS AND DRAKE’S BLOOD, STANDS OVER THE BEATEN AND BLOODIED BODY OF HIS FORMER FRIEND!
(The crowd cheers as Myles stands above Drake with complex contempt for him.)
James Peters: Myles almost looks like he feels bad for Drake, seeing someone he treasured as a brother for so long to be bloodied and battered by his own hands…but that won’t stop him! Myles drags Drake by his hair to his feet! HE LIFTS DRAKE UP INTO SUPLEX POSITION! MYLES SENDS HIM INTO THE AIR AND NOW SLAMS DRAKE ON THE BOTTOM STAIR WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!! OH MY GOD, MYLES BREAKS THE BODY OF DRAKE OVER THOSE STAIRS WITH THAT MICHINOKU DRIVER AND BOTH MEN YELL IN PAIN!
(The fans stand on their feet and chant; HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!)
Persephone: DRAKE JUST GOT HIS LITTLE RAT SPINE SNAPPED IN HALF BY AN AUSTRALIAN OF ALL PEOPLE!
Rich Russillo: THOSE SILVER STEPS HAVE A GIANT RED STREAK RUNNING DOWN THEM AND NOW DRAKE’S BLOOD IS STAINED EVERYWHERE AS MYLES GRABS HIS LOWER BACK AND GETS TO HIS FEET! HE GRABS DRAKE KING AND DRAGS HIM THROUGH THE CROWD AND BIELS HIM OVER THE BARRICADE! Drake King’s body lands on the floor and he lays out cold as Myles laboredly follows him! These two are finally about to get into the ring and settle this deeply personal feud!
James Peters: Myles trying to roll Drake under the bottom rope, but he’s lifeless and falls down onto his knees as Myles fails to get Drake in the ring, Drake King is hurt so bad! OH BOY, MYLES ROLLS HIM ONTO OUR ANNOUNCER’S DESK AND STARTS THROWING OUR STUFF EVERYWHERE! COME ON MYLES, THAT WAS VITAMIN WATER!
Persephone: All water has vitamins, dummy!
Rich Russillo: MYLES ROLLS DRAKE ONTO THE TABLE, WHO IS JUST BARELY STARTING TO COME TO! HE GETS UP THERE WITH HIM AND LIFTS DRAKE BY THE BEARD- CRACK! DRAKE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A RIGHT HAND! MYLES STUMBLES AND HE FALLS OFF THE TABLE AS DRAKE MANAGES TO STAND BACK ON HIS FEET- BUT NOT FOR LONG! MYLES KICKS THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER DRAKE AND HE FALLS STRAIGHT ON HIS BACK! SOMEHOW THIS TABLE HOLDS UP AS DRAKE WRITHES IN PAIN-
James Peters: MYLES ISN’T HOLDING ANYTHING BACK! HE’S DELIVERING REPEATED DROPPING ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! HE TRAPS DRAKE’S ARM IN HIS ARMPIT AND USES THE OTHER ARM TO KEEP DELIVERING THESE HELLACIOUS SHOTS TO DRAKE KING! MYLES NOW SPITS BLOOD ON DRAKE KING AND SCUFFS HIS HAND OFF DRAKE’S FACE AS HE EXHAUSTEDLY MAKES HIS WAY TO THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: MYLES?! MYLES JUST HOPPED ONTO THE BARRICADE AND NOW HE SPRINTS ACROSS THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! LEAPING OFF THE EDGE AND DROPPING TWO KNEES ACROSS THE CHEST OF DRAKE WITH A METEORA THAT EXPLODES OUR TABLE AND BOTH MEN FALL INTO THE RUBBLE! HOLY SHIT, MYLES LEAVING IT ALL OUT THERE TO TAKE DRAKE OUT AS HE DESTROYS THE TABLE AND GRABS HIS LEGS IN AGONY!
(EAW fans cheer loudly for Myles, who is going all out to take out Drake King.)
James Peters: MYLES KNOWS THIS IS HIS CHANCE, DRAKE KING HAS BEEN PUT THROUGH ABSOLUTE HELL IN THIS MATCH! IF HE’S TO PUT HIM AWAY AND DRIVE THE STAKE THROUGH THE DEVIL’S HEART, IT’S TIME! HE KNOWS THIS IS HIS WINDOW TO DEFEND HIS TITLE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, EVERYTHING HE HOLDS DEAR TO HIM! THIS IS FOR SO MUCH MORE THAN THE TITLE, THIS IS FOR MYLES, THIS IS FOR MINERVA!
Rich Russillo: Myles doesn’t want this match to end yet! He wants to torture Drake and make him feel the pain he and Minerva felt at Road To Redemption! This is the grudge match of all grudge matches and Myles won’t be finished until one man is as close to dead as humanly possible! He lines Drake up in the corner and tees off with repeated forearms to Drake’s jaw! Myles unloads with forearms as he now grabs Drake by the hair, rips him to the center of the ring- HE SENDS DRAKE! CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: Drake doubled over in the corner, but Myles isn’t done! HE LEAPS TOWARDS DRAKE WITH DOUBLE KNEES, AIMED RIGHT AT THE BACK OF DRAKE’S SKULL! No! Drake scurries out of the way and Myles knees clash with the turnbuckle! He grabs his knee pads as DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A DISCUS ELBOW- NO! NOW IT’S MYLES WHO COUNTERS AS HE DUCKS UNDER IT, DELIVERING A JUMPING KNEE TO THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD THAT SENDS HIM BARRELING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT TO THE FLOOR!
(Myles looks out at the crowd and tells them to get to their feet.)
James Peters: It isn’t often you see Myles ushering the crowd to stand up, but he’s got something dangerous in mind! MYLES OFF THE ROPES, DRAKE KING JUST BARELY GETTING TO HIS FEET! MYLES SPRINGS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A LEAPING TOPE CON GIROOOOOO THAT TAKES DRAKE KING DOWN AS BOTH MEN CRASH TO THE FLOOR! WOW! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM MYLES AS HE TAKES DRAKE KING DOWN AND STUMBLES BACK UP TO HIS FEET, THAT DIVE TOOK IT OUT OF HIM AS WELL!
Persephone: WOW! WHO KNEW STEROIDS COULD INCREASE YOUR ABILITY TO FLY?! HE FLEW SO FAR, HE COULD’VE LEVELED THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THAT ONE!
Rich Russillo: ???
(The commentary team looks in Persephone in disbelief as she’s oddly entertained by the match.)
Rich Russillo:… Myles in full control as he grabs Drake and- Wait a minute! DRAKE TURNED THINGS AROUND AND IRISH WHIPS MYLES INTO THE RING STEPS- HE LEAPED OVER THEM AND ROLLED ONTO HIS FEET! MYLES IS UNREAL! HE RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE STEPS-
BANG!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING GRABBED A CHAIR FROM THE FRONT ROW AND SLAMMED IT AGAINST THE ONCOMING MYLES WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD! MY GOD! DRAKE KING CLATTERS THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE BODY OF MYLES AS HE NOW SLIDES HIM BACK INTO THE RING, THAT CHAIR RIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM AS DRAKE CRUSHES IT OVER THE BACK OF MYLES! AND AGAIN! DRAKE KING IS REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THIS CHAIR OVER MYLES’ BACK AND LEGS, HE’S JUST TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT DRAKE IS ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS! TO THINK HE ONCE CALLED THIS MAN BROTHER.
James Peters: OH GOD- DRAKE JUST POSITIONED THAT CHAIR UPRIGHT AND LIFTS MYLES UP TO HIS FEET- NOW DRAKE KING DROPS MYLES WITH A NECKBREAKER ON THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR AS MYLES NECK WHIPLASHED BACK AND FORTH AND HE RATTLES TO THE CANVAS- JESUS CHRIST, ONE MORE INCH AND THAT COULD’VE BEEN HIS CAREER GONE! DRAKE KING HAS FULLY LET GO AS MYLES IS STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THE CORNER!
(The EAW crowd lightly boos as some sit in silence at the sight of Myles not moving at all and still clenching neck and Drake repositioning that bent chair.)
(Drake looks up at the sky, closes his eyes, then looks back down and gives Myles a look of pure vile contempt.)
Rich Russillo: That look can’t be good! He looks like a man that’s lost his mind, he’s got that chair set up still, despite having already been bent on Myles neck, he’s got it stood up and what more could he do to potentially end the career and life of Myles! OH GOD! DRAKE KING LIFTS MYLES ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE APPROACHES THAT CHAIR AND-
James Peters: MYLES SLIPS OUT THE BACK AND CLOBBERS AN ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD! MYLES HIMSELF IS STILL HURT, HE’S BARELY CONSCIOUS AS HE STUMBLES AROUND THE RING AND NEARLY FALLS DOWN! BUT NOTHING CAN STOP HIM, HE’S ON A MISSION! THIS IS WAR! MYLES GRABS THE REELING DRAKE KING AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION! HE SLAMS DRAKE TO THE CANVAS WITH A FORCEFUL POWERBOMB AND NOW-
Rich Russillo: MYLES LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN, WHAT STRENGTH! MYLES RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND POWERBOMBS DRAKE TO HELL OVER THAT STEEL CHAIR AS IT BREAKS UNDER DRAKE’S BODY WEIGHT AND HE VIOLENTLY ROLLS TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP OF PAIN! JESUS CHRIST, MYLES WITH NO REMORSE AS HE USES ALL HIS FORCE TO RIP THAT BROKEN CHAIR IN TWO PIECES, NOW BEATING DRAKE WITH THE DEBRIS FROM THIS STEEL CHAIR!
James Peters: THIS IS INSANE, MYLES THROWS THOSE BROKEN CHAIR PARTS TO THE GROUND AS HE NOW DRAGS DRAKE KING UP TO HIS FEET! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND NOW HAS DRAKE IN A TORTURE RACK! “PANDORA’S WRATH” FROM MYLES AS HE DROPS DRAKE INTO A DDT IN MID AIR OVER THAT STEEL CHAIR! JESUS CHRIST, DRAKE’S BLOOD CONTINUES TO OOZE FROM HIS HEAD AND COVER THE CANVAS IN RED AS MYLES STUMBLES AWAY FROM HIM AND FALLS TO HIS KNEES!
(Myles looks at Drake, frustration on his face, not the look of revenge, but hate and frustration.)
Rich Russillo: You know, despite this horrific punishment, Myles doesn’t look like he’s enjoying this. I mean, this is still a man who, no matter the pain he caused him, he called something like family for so long.
(Myles’ look of contemplation quickly turns sour as he looks back at Drake King, who is just beginning to stir.)
James Peters: Myles seems to have made up his mind as he approaches Drake once again! Drake swings for Myles and Myles steps out of the way, and he says bring it on! Myles egging Drake on as Drake again goes for a punch! Myles evades it and taunts Drake again! OH BOY, THEY COME FACE TO FACE AS THESE TWO STAND NOSE TO NOSE- THE BRAWL IS ON!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE LANDS A PUNCH AND MYLES SMILES AT HIM, ANOTHER ONE AND MYLES JUST EATS IT! MYLES EATING THESE PUNCHES LIKE THEY’RE NOTHING AND NOW LANDS A BIG ONE OF HIS OWN! DRAKE RETURNS AND THAT ONE BACKS MYLES UP! NOW DRAKE BACK TOWARDS MYLES- BANG! A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE THAT STUNS DRAKE! DRAKE POPS UP WITH AN ENZUIGIRI THAT ROCKS MYLES! MYLES FALLS AGAINST THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A BIG JUMPING KNEE!
James Peters: DRAKE AVOIDS IT AND TAKES MYLES’ BACK! HE’S GOT THE WRIST, HE SPINS MYLES OUT AND GOES FOR THE KNEE, BUT MYLES CATCHES HIS LEG AND POPS HIM UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DRAKE KING SENDS HIM TUMBLING ONTO THE MAT WITH A HURRICANRANA!!! NOW BACK TO THEIR FEET, THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT AND BOTH MEN HIT THE CANVAS AS THEY STALEMATE ONE ANOTHER!!
(EAW crowd cheers loudly for the phenomenal wrestlic display being put on by both men.)
Rich Russillo: THEY KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL! THEY KNOW EVERY MOVE AND EVERY SEQUENCE THE OTHER ONE HAS PLANNED! THESE TWO ARE SO EVENLY MATCHED, BUT SEPARATED BY SO MUCH HATRED!
Persephone: I mean, it’s hard not to hate them! They both stink! One dude looks like he believes Jesus was white, the other one is Drake King! Who I’ve heard has a small sword in the sheathe if you know what I’m saying!
James Peters: Man, these guys are both so good as they both get back up and are both on one knee, they’re still face to face! They rise to their feet again and they stand face to face one more time! This time the brawl doesn’t ensue and they lock eyes and just share this horrible glare at one another! THIS IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD!
Rich Russillo: What the- what is Drake King saying?!?
Persephone: It’s Black History month, so hopefully not his usual vocabulary.
(Drake King is seen shouting at Myles as Myles is visibly getting more and more angry.)
Drake King: SHE DESERVED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HER, I’D DO IT A MILLION TIMES OVER.
Rich Russillo: MYLES WON’T TAKE THAT AS HE EXPLODES WITH A LARIAT- NO! DRAKE DUCKS UNDER IT, NOW CHOP BLOCKING MYLES’ KNEE FROM BEHIND! HE PUTS MYLES ON A KNEE, NOW A SNAPPING SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DRAKE KING WIPES THE BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES AS IT DRIPS FROM HIS HAIR ONTO MYLES, HE GRABS MYLES BY THE WRIST, SPINS HIM OUT AND DELIVERS A HUGE JUMPING KNEE TO MYLES’ JAW AND THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION FALLS TO THE CANVAS WITH A THUD!
James Peters: HIS BODY CREATED A GIANT BLOODY OUTLINE ON THE MAT AS HE’S COATED IN BOTH HIS AND DRAKE’S BLOOD, BUT RIGHT NOW, IT’S HIS OWN THAT’S BEING SPILLED AS DRAKE KING GETS DOWN TO THE CANVAS, PLANTING A KNEE INTO THE SPINE OF MYLES, HE SLAMS MYLES HEAD INTO THE GROUND AND STARTS TRYING TO RIP HIS HAIR OUT! DRAKE KING PULLING VICIOUSLY AS MYLES CRIES OUT IN PAIN!!! JESUS LORD, MYLES MANAGES TO GET A THUMB INTO THE EYE OF DRAKE AND THAT STOPS HIM FOR NOW-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING COMES RIGHT BACK AND PUTS A KNEE ON MYLES NECK, NOW HE STARTS TALKING TO HIM AGAIN!
Drake King: THEN, NOW, ALWAYS EAW’S BIGGEST FAILURE.
(The crowd boos heavily as Drake King grabs Myles by the beard and twists his neck at the most horrific angle he can find.)
Drake King: NEW EDEN FOREVER? NEW EDEN, NEVER.
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING WITH THE FINAL KNIFE THROUGH NEW EDEN’S HEART AS HIS OWN BLACK HEART LEADS HIM TO SLAMMING MYLES HEAD OFF THE CANVAS, NOW FLYING OFF THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A ‘“JUDGMENT DAY”!!! MYLES BARELY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND TRIES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! HE STUMBLES TOWARDS DRAKE, BOTH MEN A BLOODY MESS, BUT DRAKE IS ABLE TO LAND A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF MYLES!! THAT SUPERKICK PUT HIM ON HIS KNEES!!
James Peters: NOW DRAKE LANDS ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF MYLES AND THAT ONE FULLY SENDS HIM TO THE GROUND! MYLES ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, BUT HE ISN’T SAFE AS DRAKE FOLLOWS HIM OUT THERE! DRAKE DROPS A NASTY ELBOW ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, THEN WRENCHES MYLES UP, GETTING HIM INTO SUPLEX POSITION! DRAKE KING HOISTS HIM INTO THE AIR AND NOW SLAMS MYLES DOWN WITH A FALCON ARROW ON THE APRONN!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, MYLES BACK HAS TO BE CRUSHED AFTER THAT AS BOTH MEN FALL TO THE FLOOR AND MYLES DOESN’T MOVE!
(The crowd boos loudly as Drake King is seen hobbling to his feet, grabbing his backside and now searching under the ring for something.)
Rich Russillo: Drake King with…is that a table?! No, it’s a..it’s a mirror?!?
James Peters: Maybe if he looks in it he can finally see his black heart as he rolls Myles back into the ring and slides the mirror in behind him! Drake King lays the mirror out on the canvas- Myles won’t let it happen! He nails Drake with a knee to the midsection, now tossing Drake into the corner and landing a jumping knee strike to the face! Myles manages some offense here as Drake King is stunned! Myles now takes that mirror and he lays it against the turnbuckles, propping it up in the corner! OH BOY!
Rich Russillo: MYLES AVOIDS A DRAKE KING KICK, SHOVES HIM BACKWARDS AND LANDS A DROPKICK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS DRAKE’S BACK MAKES A NASTY SOUND AND HE HITS THE GROUND! NOW MYLES DRAGS DRAKE OVER TO THE MIRROR AND HE FORCES HIM TO LOOK AT HIMSELF! HE DRAGS THE BLOODY FACE OF DRAKE KING OVER THE GLASS AND STAINS IT WITH A GIANT SMEAR OF RED AS HE TAKES DRAKE KING BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING- OH NO-
Persephone: OH SHIT-
James Peters: MYLES LIFTS DRAKE ONTO HIS SHOULDER, HE WALKS ACROSS THE RING AND CHARGES TOWARDS THE GLASSSSSS!!!! HE SENDS DRAKE CRASHING THROUGH THE MIRROR WITH A LAWN DART THROW AS DRAKE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THAT SHATTERING GLASS! OH MY GOD, DRAKE KING IS CLUTCHING AT HIS EVEN MORE BLOODIED FACE, HE’S UNRECOGNIZABLE AT THIS POINT AND IE SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF GLASS SHARDS!
Rich Russillo: MYLES RELEASES A SCREAM OF PURE ADRENALINE AND APPROACHES THE BLEEDING BODY OF DRAKE KING-
SLICE!
James Peters: DRAKE KING SLASHES THE FACE OF MYLES WITH A GIANT SHARD OF GLASS THAT HE PICKED UP FROM AROUND HIS BROKEN AND BLOODIED BODY! MYLES YELLS OUT AS HE HITS THE GROUND AND DRAKE KING SCRAMBLES ON TOP OF HIM!!! OH MY GOD, NOW DRAKE KING STARTS DRAGGING THE SHARD OF GLASS THROUGH MYLES BACK, HE’S GONNA SCAR MYLES THE SAME WAY HE DID MINERVA, OH MY GOD!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES BACK STARTING TO SPILL BLOOD AS DRAKE SCREAMS IN ANGER AND RAGE! SOMEONE STOP THIS! MYLES GRABS SOME OF THAT GLASS AND HURLS IT BACKWARDS AS IT MANAGES TO GET INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING AND DRAKE IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIS EYES! MYLES JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET DRAKE OFF HIM AS BOTH MEN START TO GET BACK UP!
James Peters: MYLES HIT WITH A VICIOUS DRAKE KING FOREARM AS HIS JAW SWINGS AROUND AND BLOOD HITS THE CANVAS! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES- BOOM! ANOTHER FOREARM AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS EVEN HARDER AND THIS TIME DRAKE LOADS UP WITH A DISCUS ELBOW- DRAKE MADE A MISTAKE AND MYLES SAW THAT ONE COMING! HE DUCKS IT, GRABS DRAKE’S ARM, HOOKS HIM AND POPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS- OH MY GOD, HE HIT IT!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: “DE FACTOOOOOOOO”!!!! “DE FACTO” LANDS AS MYLES PUTS DRAKE DOWN WITH FORCE! DRAKE’S BODY SURROUNDED BY BLOOD AND GLASS AS HE MOTIONLESSLY LAYS ON THE CANVAS!
Persephone: WHAT THE?!?! WHAT IS MYLES DOING?!!
Rich Russillo: HE CAN’T COVER HIM! MYLES SAW A MISTAKE FROM DRAKE AND CAPITALIZED BIG, BUT HE’S HURT SO BAD TOO! MYLES HAS BEEN DRAGGED THROUGH HELL, THEN TORTURED IN PURGATORY, HE’S IN NO CONDIITON TO COVER DRAKE KING RIGHT NOW! MYLES PUSHES HIS FISTS AGAINST THE CANVAS AND BASICALLY DEADLIFTS HIMSELF UP TO HIS KNEES, DRAKE KING ROLLS OUT TO THE FLOOR AS HE IS STILL DOWN AND OUT!
(The crowd cheer Myles on as he tries to shake off the cobwebs, but falls back down into the corner and his face turns to a shade of white.)
Rich Russillo: I think the blood loss is really affecting Myles right now, Drake dug in with that glass and Myles looks like he’s extremely dizzy. The lengths he’ll go to in order to beat Drake King surpass whatever he’s feeling right now though. He’ll never quit, not this one.
Persephone: That isn’t his choice, if Drake King stomps an already spinning head into the canvas, it’ll be lights out, like it was just lights out for Drake King, who shouldn’t still be in this match but is because Myles himself said fuck it and started taking punches because he was angry. He needs to keep his tunnel vision on winning this match because I’ll tell you what, looking for revenge might lead him to exactly where he wants to be, but it won’t win him this match. He’s the champion now, even in this bad blood of all the bad blood we’ve seen, he needs to keep his eyes peeled on winning this match.
James Peters: Honestly, it just isn’t possible here. These two are forever intertwined and tonight won’t end until someone is beaten so badly, they return a different man.
Rich Russillo: Win or lose, they both will come back having been changed by this gruesome and cruel match, my God.
(Fans begin to cheer as Myles stands back up and stumbles around, but keeps himself on his feet and the fans cheer him on as he valiantly stands in the bloody mess of a ring as Drake King barely stirs on the outside.)
James Peters: Myles on his feet and he sees Drake King getting up! Drake King must be made of pure steel because he can withstand almost anything! ALMOST! DRAKE KING GETS UP AND LEANS AGAINST THE APRON, BUT MYLES SPRINGS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT SHOOTS DRAKE’S HEAD ALMOST OFF HIS BODY AND HE ROLLS INTO THE BARRICADE! MYLES FEELING THE ENERGY AGAIN, HE RIPS THE PADDING OFF THE BARRICADE AND THROWS IT ON THE FLOOR, OH MAN!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES GRABS DRAKE AND TRIES TO MOUNT HIM ON HIS SHOULDER AGAIN, BUT DRAKE WORMS HIS WAY OUT THE BACKDOOR AND NOW PICKS MYLES UP! HE DROPS MYLES FACE FIRST ONTO THAT EXPOSED STEEL BARRICADE! MYLES TEETH AND NOSE MUST’VE BROKEN OVER THAT STEEL AS HE GRABS HIS FACE AND DRAKE PROCEEDS TO RAM HIS HEAD INTO THE BARRICADE! OVER AND OVER, DRAKE KING IS POSSESSED RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: HE SLAMS MYLES’ HEAD INTO THAT STEEL SO MANY TIMES BEFORE FINALLY THROWING HIM BACK TO THE FLOOR! DRAKE KING HAS TO BE EAW’S MOST VIOLENT AND MOST CRUEL COMPETITOR, WORDS CANNOT DO JUSTICE THE ABSOLUTE HORRORS THAT GO THROUGH THIS MAN’S HEAD!
Persephone: What is he?! Drake just stuck the head of Myles through the barricade, he’s got him trapped by the neck in the steel barricade as Drake now jumps over into the crowd- HE PICKS UP A CHAIR! MYLES HEAD IS EXPOSED AND HIS ARMS ARE TRAPPED ON THE OTHER SIDE, DRAKE USING THE BARRICADE AS HIS OWN PERSONAL GUILLOTINE! DRAKE FOLDS UP THE CHAIR, HOISTING IT ABOVE HIS HEAD AND RIPPING IT BACK DOWN-
Rich Russillo: MYLES USED ALL HIS MIGHT AND GOT HIS NECK FREE JUST IN TIME! MYLES AVOIDS THE CHAIR SHOT AND NOW HE JUMPS ON THE BARRICADE, HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND FIRES A DROPKICK TO THE CHAIR THAT SLAMS INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE! WHAT A MOVE FROM MYLES AS HE DROPS DRAKE TO THE FLOOR AND THE FANS CLEAR OUT FOR DEAR LIFE! MYLES WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE AS HE TRIES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!!
James Peters: These two will fight anywhere and everywhere! Myles grabs Drake by the neck and throws him out further into the arena! He throws Drake King forward and then picks him up again as they begin to make their way towards the entrance stage! Myles is dog walking Drake through the crowd- but Drake fires back with a back elbow! Straight to the face of Myles! BUT MYLES NOW GRABS DRAKE AND SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO A STEEL RAILING! DRAKE IS STUNNED AND MYLES NOW TAKES HIM UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE-
Rich Russillo: MYLES HAS DRAKE AT LEAST 25 FEET IN THE AIR AS HE NOW STANDS ATOP SOME EQUIPMENT BOXES IN FRONT OF THE FANS! MYLES IS GOING TO DROP DRAKE FROM THE SKIES AS HE LIFTS DRAKE KING ON HIS SHOULDERS- OH MY GOD, APPROACHING THE EDGE AS HE STANDS ALMOST 30 FEET ABOVE THE SIDE OF THE ENTRANCE STAGE! MYLES, MYLES-
James Peters: NO! DRAKE KING ESCAPED OUT THE BACK DOOR AND HE SHOVES MYLES FORWARD- NO!
Rich Russillo: WAIT- MYLES WAS ABLE TO DROP DOWN AND SAVE HIMSELF BEFORE GOING OFF THE EDGE, BUT DRAKE CLOCKS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND! NOW USING ALL HIS MIGHT TO SHOVE MYLES OFF, BUT MYLES FIRES BACK WITH A HEADBUTT THAT PUTS A MASSIVE BLOOD STAIN ON HIS OWN FACE FROM THE AMERICAN PSYCHO FACED LOOKING DRAKE KING RIGHT NOW! MYLES LIFTS DRAKE ON HIS SHOULDER ONE MORE TIME-
Persephone: HE’S GONNA-
James Peters: DRAKE DROPS OFF THE SHOULDER AGAIN WITHA VICIOUS ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF MYLES’ HEAD! HE NOW TAKES MYLES’ BACK AND PUTS HIM IN A CHOKEHOLD! DRAKE KING COULD PUT MYLES TO SLEEP, MYLES WAS ALREADY ON WOBBLY LEGS FROM ALL THE BLOOD LOSS, DRAKE KING NOW IS GOING TO PUT HIM OUT AND SHOVE HIM OFF THE EDGE! MYLES IS FADING, HIS FACE TURNING PURPLE- NOW WHITE! DRAKE LETS HIM GO AS MYLES-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING CATCHES THE FOREARM AS MYLES FALLS- HE JUST SAVED MYLES FROM FALLING!?! HE SAVES HIM AS HE HOLDS HIS FOREARM AND DANGLES MYLES OVER THE EDGE-
James Peters: OH NO, HE DIDN’T SAVE HIM!
Drake King: THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE.
CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Persephone: DRAKE KING LETS GO OF THE HAND AND MYLES FALLS 30 FEET DOWN INTO THE EQUIPMENT AND THE FLOOR, SPARKS FLYING EVERYWHERE AND CABLES EXPLODING UNDER THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF MYLES BODY, HE’S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND IS LAYING UNDER ALL THAT RUBBLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT’S THE END OF THIS MATCH, DRAKE KING HAS WON THIS MATCH AND THE REFEREE IS GONNA CALL IT! WE SAW DRAKE DO THIS TO JUSTIN WINDGATE A FEW MONTHS BACK, HE BEAT HIM SO BAD THE REFEREE STEPPED IN AND CALLED FOR THE STOPPAGE, THAT’S WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW!
(Drake King slips and winces his way down the steps and equipment boxes as he’s forced to make his way through part of the crowd to get to the stage.)
James Peters: Drake King is walking through the most horrible and negative crowd reaction I’ve ever heard in all my time here in EAW. This is true disdain from these fans as Drake walks next to them. He makes his way onto the stage and stares hard at that pile of destroyed equipment, electricity and flooring as Myles still hasn’t been heard from. Dear lord, Drake turns his head and begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring.
Rich Russillo: After all this, he makes that same walk down to the ring as he did when the match first began, yet somehow, without the music and the energy, it’s much more horrifying now to see him caped in layers and layers of blood, with Myles in a grave as Drake walks up the steps and makes his way into the ring.
(The referee is on the stage, calling for Myles and looking for him. Myles is unheard from and the referee knows what he has to do.)
(He starts to raise his hand to signal for the timekeeper to ring the bell-)
(When suddenly-)
(The crowd begins to roar as Drake turns his head back in disbelief.)
James Peters: MYLES! MYLES JUST STUCK HIS HANDS OUT OF THAT PILE OF RUBBLE AND IS NOW CLIMBING HIS WAY OUT! DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT, WE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! JUST WHEN IT SEEMED LIKE ALL HOPE WAS LOST, MYLES CAME BACK AND HE SAYS THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET! HE WON’T LET THIS GO, THIS IS A NEW LEVEL OF TOUGHNESS WE’RE SEEING FROM THE EAW CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: MYLES DRAGS HIS BODY DOWN THE RAMP, WINCING AND LIMPING TO THE RING, BUT HE WON’T SAY DIE! MYLES ROLLS INTO THE RING, STRUGGLING TO GET TO HIS FEET AS DRAKE KING ONLY WATCHES WITH A LOOK OF SCORN ON HIS FACE! MYLES STANDS UP AND FACES DRAKE AS THESE TWO GO FACE TO FACE ONE MORE TIME! THIS TIME IT’S MYLES WHO SHOWS THAT THIS WILL NEVER BE OVER AS LONG AS HE HAS A SAY! MYLES BLASTS DRAKE WITH A FOREARM, DRAKE RETURNS, THE FIGHT IS ON AGAIN!
James Peters: THIS TIME BOTH MEN JUST WRESTLE ONE ANOTHER TO THE GROUND, SCRAMBLING AND FIGHTING TO THROW ANY PUNCH AND KICK THEY HAVE, JUST A DOGFIGHT TO THE DEATH RIGHT NOW! DRAKE GETS ON TOP AND STARTS BLUDGEONING MYLES FACE WITH HIS FOREARMS! NOW A HEADBUTT FROM THE BOTTOM FROM MYLES! MYLES SHOVES DRAKE OFF AND NOW JUMPS WITH TWO KNEES THAT DRIVE THEMSELVES INTO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: MYLES HAS DRAKE DOWN AS HE NOW GRABS HIS WRISTS, PULLS DRAKE’S FACE INTO ANOTHER BRUTAL KNEE STRIKE! YOU COULD HEAR THE THUD HIS SKULL MADE AGAINST MYLES’ KNEE! MYLES NOW TRAPS DRAKES ARMS IN THE ROPES, HE GETS HIM TANGLED UP IN THE BOTTOM AND MIDDLE ROPE AND HAS DRAKE’S ARMS TRAPPED! MYLES UNSHEATHES THE KNEE AND PULLS DOWN THE KNEE PAD, IT’S ALMOST WEIRD NOW TO SEE A PART OF THE BODY WITHOUT BLOOD OR BRUISES OR CUTS ALL OVER IT!
James Peters: MYLES SPRINTS OFF THE ROPES DRIVES THAT BARE KNEE INTO DRAKE’S FACE! NOW GETTING UP, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES AND DELIVERING ONE MORE THUNDEROUS ONE STRIKE FROM THAT EXPOSED KNEE TO DRAKE’S FACE, DRAKE KING IS OUT COLD RIGHT NOW! MYLES HOLDS DRAKE’S FACE UP AS HE SLAPS HIM AND CURSES AT HIM, MYLES NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AGAIN AND DRIVES ONE MORE HORRENDOUS KNEE INTO DRAKE’S FACE AS HIS HEAD VIOLENTLY SNAPS BACKWARDS AND THEN DROPS FORWARD!
Persephone: MYLES FREES HIM FROM THE ROPES, DROPS DOWN AND NOW TRIES TO LOCK IN THE “CHECKMAYT”!!!! HE’S GOT THOSE RINGS OF SATURN IN DEEP AS DRAKE IS TOO WEAK TO FIGHT HIM OFF, DRAKE KING CRYING OUT AS MYLES WRENCHES BACK, “CHECKMAYT” MAY FINALLY HAVE DRAKE BEATEN! MYLES RIPS BACK ON THE SHOULDER AND ARM OF DRAKE AS DRAKE KING SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN! DRAKE DRAGS HIMSELF TO THE ROPES BUT THEY WON’T HELP HIM IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE PUTS THE HAND IN THE AIR-
James Peters: HE REACHES BACK AND GRABS MYLES FACE, HE DIGS HIS FINGERS INTO MYLES’ EYES, BUT MYLES WON’T LET GO! BOTH MEN TRYING TO KILL ONE ANOTHER AS MYLES SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, BUT SO DOES DRAKE!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE GRABS ONE OF THOSE GLASS SHARDS AGAIN AND TRIES TO STAB MYLES WITH IT- MYLES AVOIDS IT AS HE LETS GO OF DRAKE, BUT HE JUMPS BACK AT DRAKE AND GOES FOR A “JUDGMENT DAY”!!!! DRAKE KING’S OWN FINISHING MOVE, BUT DRAKE SLITHERS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE MYLES CAN GET TO HIM! NOW MYLES COMES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCHA-
SMASH!
Persephone: DRAKE KING BASHES HIM IN THE FACE WITH A- A TIRE IRON THAT HE JUST GRABBED FROM UNDER THE APRON! HE GOT A TIRE IRON AND SLAMMED IT OVER MYLES FACE IN MIDAIR! MYLES IS UNCONSCIOUS AS DRAKE GRABS HIS BODY AND STRUGGLES TO SLIDE HIMM BACK INTO THE RING, USING ALL HIS MIGHT TO SHOVE MYLES BACK IN!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING ROLLS BACK IN AND NOW STARTS CRACKING THE TIRON IRON OVER THE BODY OF MYLES! THE LEGS AND BODY OF MYLES JUST GETTING BEATEN AS HE COVERS UP DESPERATELY! DRAKE DROPS DOWN AND NOW- OH NO- HE WANTS TO GIVE MYLES A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE! HE LOCKS IN THE “CHECKMAYT” HIMSELF ON MYLES AND USES THE TIRE IRON AS EXTRA LEVERAGE! RIPPING BACK ON THE SHOULDER OF MYLES WITH THAT TIRE IRON CRUSHED AGAINST HIS FACE!
James Peters: DRAKE THRASHING MYLES AROUND AND JUST TRYING TO PUT HIM IN PAIN, DRAKE KING LETS GO AND THROWS THE TIRE IRON UP THE RAMP, HE DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO WIN LIKE THAT! HE JUST WANTED TO TORTURE MYLES! HE IS TRULY DESPICABLE AND NOW TURNS HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS SOMETHING ELSE-
Rich Russillo: Wait, he’s trying to…HE JUST STARTED RIPPING UP THE RING CANVAS, HE REMOVES THE CANVAS AND MATERIAL UNDERNEATH AND EXPOSES THE HARDWOOD FLOORING OF THE RING! HE RIPS IT ALL BACK AND EXPOSES NEARLY HALF OF THE BARE RING AS MYLES KNOWS WHAT’S COMING, BUT HE’S TOO WEARY TO FIGHT BACK! MYLES IS HURT SO BAD, DRAKE KING IS BARELY STILL ON HIS FEET, BUT HE’S STILL IN CONTROL RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: Drake drags Myles to the corner where that ring is exposed, he sits him on the middle turnbuckle, Drake grabbing at his midsection and ribs, taking a knee as Myles is near unconscious on the turnbuckle. Drake stands back up and uses his resolve to painfully put Myles on the top rope. That adrenaline has worn off and both men are in so much pain. Myles is seated on the top rope and barely starting to come to, but Drake has followed him up there! DRAKE KING NOW STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE, TEETERING AND ALMOST FALLING, BUT HE’S DRAGGING MYLES TO HIS FEET-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING HOOKS THE ARM, HE POSTURES UP AND HOISTS MYLES INTO THE AIR WITH A SUPERPLEX ON THAT EXPOSED RINGGGGGGG!!!!! DRAKE KING WITH A MASSIVE SUPERPLEX AND IT SPLATTERS BLOOD ALL OVER THE WOOD OF THE RING AS DRAKE KING STRUGGLES TO STAND MYLES BACKUP FOR THE FALCON ARROW- HE GETS MYLES UP FOR IT-
James Peters: DRAKE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH AS HE DROPS MYLES BACK TO THE CANVAS AND BOTH MEN FALL! DRAKE DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH, THAT SUPERPLEX MEANT HE LANDED BACK FIRST ON THAT EXPOSED RING AS WELL, BUT HE CRAWLS OVER AND THROWS AN ARM OVER THE BODY OF MYLES, DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER, DRAKE KING FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES POWERS OUT AT THREE! THAT WAS SOMEHOW ONLY THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH AS WELL??! MYLES ONLY STAYED IN THIS MATCH BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH, HE’S IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, BUT DRAKE KING ISN’T MUCH BETTER OFF! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT!
(The crowd cheers loudly for both men, especially for Myles as Drake tries to lift his body off the canvas, peeling himself off that bare wood and hanging his head on the bottom rope.)
James Peters: Man, this is some sight. These two are broken and battered, yet still it feels as if we’re back at square one because no man will quit. Neither one will give this up, what an incredible match we’re witnessing. No matter who wins tonight, I doubt it’ll be the end of the bitter relationship between these two.
Rich Russillo: I absolutely agree, but Drake looks like he’s going to be the one to end it tonight as he’s the first to his feet and tries to peel Myles off the canvas! He pulls him up and hooks his arms- DRAKE DRIVES MYLES’ HEAD DOWN ONTO THE EXPOSED RING WITH AN “ASCENSION”!!! DRAKE KING DRILLS HIS HEAD INTO THE WOOD, MYLES SLOUCHES ON HIS SIDE AS DRAKE FALLS OVER AND LIFELESSLY GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER ON MYLES!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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James Peters: MYLES WITH FOOT ON THE ROPE! THE REFEREE CAUGHT IT AND THE FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! I THINK DRAKE THINKS HE’S WON! MYLES IS STILL IN IT AND DRAKE LOOKS AT THE REFEREE IN CONFUSION! HE’S TOO TIRED TO BE ANGRY AND TO BEATEN TO COMPLAIN, HE JUST DROPS HIS HEAD BACKWARDS ONTO THE BODY OF MYLES AND THESE TWO LAY IN THE RING, SURROUNDED BY STAINS OF THEIR OWN BLOOD AND DEBRIS EVERYWHERE!
Rich Russillo: Drake King gets to his knees and puts his head on the canvas, this is incredible. Drake King is a mess and he’s kneeling in the middle of the ring with his head pushed against the canvas. These two burn another bridge of their history with every second they fight, it’s almost tragic, but they’re determined to end one another.
James Peters: Drake King up to his feet, he looks at Myles, who is on a knee, he stares at him with nothing but black eyes, no remorse, no mercy, no love. DRAKE RAISES HIS FIST-
Rich Russillo: MYLES WITH A LOW-BLOW! MYLES WITH A LOW-BLOW THAT STUNS DRAKE AND PUTS HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!
James Peters: MYLES QUICKLY USES EVERYTHING HE’S GOT TO POWER HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, FALLING DOWN AND GETTING BACK UP! MYLES RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND THROWS ANOTHER KNEE FROM THAT BARE KNEE TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! HE THROWS THE KNEE AND IT CRUSHES THE JAW OF DRAKE KING, WHO FALLS DOWN ON HIS FACE- MYLES, OH MY GOD!!!! MYLES LIFTS DRAKE TO HIS FEET-
Rich Russillo: MYLES PUTS DRAKE ON HIS SHOULDERS AND SPINS HIM AROUND FOR A “DE FACTO”!!!! THE “DE FACTO” STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS AS MYLES PUTS EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO AND FALLS DOWN INTO THE COVER! MYLES FOR THE TITLE, FOR MINERVA, FOR HIMSELF!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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(The crowd sits in silence…)
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Rich Russillo: KICKOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! DRAKE KING KICKS OUT AS MYLES FACE TURNS TO A LOOK OF SHEER DOUBT AND HE FALLS TO THE CANVAS IN PAIN!!!!
(The crowd explodes, then the reaction turns to disappointment as Myles is so hurt he can’t get himself back up. The crowd quickly goes from a buzz to an eerie quiet as the camera focuses on the distressed face of Myles.)
Rich Russillo: HOW IS DRAKE KING STILL IN THIS?!? IF MYLES HAD GOTTEN THAT “DE FACTO” ON THAT BARE WOOD, HE SURELY WOULD’VE HAD DRAKE BEAT! HE SHOULD’VE ANYWAY, HOW IS THIS MATCH STILL GOING!?
(Myles begins to get to his feet, graning and yelling in pain.)
James Peters: Myles drops back down to the canvas and rolls out of the ring- he’s searching under the apron for something? After all this, what more could he possibly- OH MAN, HE PULLS OUT A ROLL OF RAZOR WIRE! HE’S GOT THAT ROLE OF RAZOR WIRE AND HE STANDS AGAINST THE BARRICADE LOOKING AT DRAKE KING, WHO IS STARTING TO COME TO AS MYLES TRIES TO REGAIN ANY KIND OF ENERGY TO GET BACK IN THE RING AND FINISH THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: MYLES INTO THE RING WITH THAT ROLL OF RAZOR WIRE- DRAKE KING BLASTS HIM WITH A LARIAT FROM HELL OUT OF NOWHERE! DRAKE KING USED THAT TIME TO RECOVER AND HE FLOORS MYLES WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE- NOW DRAKE PICKS UP THE ROLL OF RAZOR WIRE AND HE STARTS WRAPPING IT AROUND MYLES’ NECK! OH NO, DRAKE PUTS THE WIRE AROUND MYLES NECK, HE TURNS HIM OVER AND NOW PLANTS A FOOT ON THE BACK OF MYLES HEAD AND STARTS PULLING THE RAZOR WIRE WITH ALL HIS FORCE-
Persephone: HOLY SH-
James Peters: DRAKE KING HAS LET GO-
(The lights in the arena dim as the fans begin to make noise and look around.)
(A spotlight appears on the stage…)
(The fans begin to explode in cheers as Drake throws Myles to the canvas in a pool of blood.)
(“Blood, Milk, and Sky” by White Zombie begins to play as the fans erupt.)
James Peters: OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! IT’S MINERVA, MINERVA STORMING DOWN THE RAMP AND FLYING BY THE FANS!!! SHE LOST HER TITLE TO DONOVAN DUKE’S 24/7 CASH IN EARLIER TONIGHT, BUT THAT WON’T STOP HER FROM SAVING MYLES AND TAKING HER REVENGE ON THE MAN WHO BRANDED HER AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION!!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA SLIDES IN THE RING AND BLASTS DRAKE IN THE FACE WITH A BIG BOOT! HE HITS THE GROUND AND SHE STARTS HAMMERING AWAY ON HIM! MINERVA IS HERE AND SHE’S BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DRAKE KING!
(The fans have an absolutely volcanic reaction for Minerva as she continues to blast Drake with punches.)
Persephone: MINERVA WITH ELBOWS NOW, PUNCHES AND FOREARMS, SHE JUST WANTS TO HURT DRAKE KING FOR EVERYTHING HE’S DONE! SHE GIVES HER ATTENTION TO MYLES AND QUICKLY GETS THAT RAZOR WIRE OFF HIS NECK! SHE TAKES IT OFF HIM AND NOW GOES BACK TO DRAKE, SHE STARTS FEEDING THE RAZOR WIRE INTO DRAKE’S MOUTH AND SHOVING IT DOWN HIS THROAT AS HE VIOLENTLY COUGHS UP BLOOD AND TRIES TO FIGHT HER OFF!
James Peters: DRAKE TRIES TO GET AWAY FROM MINERVA, SCRAMBLING UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNNING TO THE CORNER, COUGHING AND HACKING UP BLOOD, MINERVA IS STILL ON HIM! DRAKE WITH A DESPERATION BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION- MINERVA CATCHES IT AND-
Rich Russillo: “THE DARKKKKKKKKKKKKK”!!!!! “THE DARK”!!!!!! SHE SPITS THAT NASTY BLACK MIST ALL OVER THE FACE OF DRAKE KING AND HIS ONCE RED FACE IS NOW BLACK WITH THE MIST OF MINERVA AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND AND ROLLS AROUND PAIN AND ANGUISH!
(Minerva grabs Myles and softly rolls him out of the ring as she meets him on the outside and keeps his body in her lap. She calls for a towel, the ringside workers hand her one as she wipes the blood away from Myles’ face and neck.)
James Peters: This is legitimately insane. Minerva is down here wiping God knows how much blood from Myles’ body and Drake King is still in the ring fighting desperately to get that black mist out of his eyes.
Rich Russillo: Minerva with a somber look on her face as Myles..Myles is unresponsive as Minerva holds him and tries to wake him back up. He opens his eyes and looks at Minerva, holding her neck as he tucks his head against her chest.
(The eaw crowd starts to ugly cry.)
Persephone: Minerva came to the rescue of Myles and is now his only comfort in what has been the worst night of Myles’ career.
(She continues to hold him, before resting him against the barricade softly as his neck still has puncture marks all around it and his scalp drips blood into his now all red beard. Myles rests against the barricade as Minerva assures him that everything will be alright.)
(Myles smiles at her, a good sight as it’s the first time he’s cracked a smile all night and they go forehead to forehead as he’s barely able to remain conscious.)
Rich Russillo: What a moment between these two. A moment Minerva knows can’t last forever, no matter how badly Myles wants it to! She walks over to us and grabs the EAW World Championship from ringside-
(Minerva thoughtfully looks at the EAW Championship, closing her eyes and then dropping her head in disappointment.)
Rich Russillo: She tosses the EAW World Championship into the ring and now- SHE GRABS A CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING, SHE SLIDES IT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, MINERVA SLIDES IN AFTER IT-
James Peters: “JUDGEMENT DAY”!!!! OH MY GOD, DRAKE STOMPED HER HEAD OFF THAT STEEL CHAIR SHE SLID IN THE RING AND NOW HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND GIVES AN EVIL LOOK AT MYLES! MYLES SCREAMS OUT AND TRIES TO GET BACK IN THE RING, BUT HE FALLS DOWN AND NEARLY GOES UNCONSCIOUS! HE’S CRAWLING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE APRON, BUT DRAKE KING GRABS THE CHAIR AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF MINERVA’S SKULL!
(The crowd is appalled as Drake King looks down at Minerva and places his boot on her neck.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING HAS REACHED A NEW DEPTH OF SAVAERGY TONIGHT, THIS IS THE EPITOME OF VIOLENCE AS DRAKE KING ONCE MORE LOOKS LIKE HE IS FUCKING POSSESSED! HE BRINGS THE CHAIR UP AND SLAMS IT AGAINST MINERVA’S SKULL ONE MORE TIME AND HER BODY CONVULSES AS SHE LAYS THERE UNCONSCIOUS!
Persephone: MYLES CAN’T EVEN BRING HIMSELF TO GET BACK IN THE RING, HE HAS SO LITTLE STRENGTH LEFT! HE CRAWLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND DRAKE DRAGS HIM BY HIS HAIR TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, HE MAKES HIM LOOK AT MINERVA AND STARTS SHOUTING AT HIM AGAIN!!!
Drake King: YOU DID THIS TO HER.
Persephone: OH MY GOD, DRAKE KING THROWS MYLES BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND AND GRABS THE CHAIR ONE MORE TIME, HE UNFOLDS IT AND WRAPS IT AROUND HER NECK- OH MY GOD- OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! DRAKE, DON’T-
Rich Russillo: HE FLIES OFF THE ROPES AND LUNGES FORWARD LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL WITH A “JUDGMENT DAY”-
James Peters: MYLES BLASTS DRAKE IN THE FACE WITH HIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS!!! OH MY GOD, MYLES SLAMMED THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE AND NOW GRABS MINERVA AND GETS THAT CHAIR OFF HER HEAD! MYLES LAYS HER DOWN IN THE CORNER OF THE RING AND HE IS INFURIATED! HE LOOKS AT DRAKE WITH MURDEROUS INTENT!
Rich Russillo: MYLES UNLOADING WITH THE CHAIR AS HE SLAMS IT OVER DRAKE’S SPINE, DRAKE KING ROLLING AROUND AND TRYING TO AVOID IT, BUT MYLES UNLEASHES HELL WITH THIS CHAIR AND HE HITS HIM SO MANY TIMES THAT THE CHAIR BREAKS OVER DRAKE’S BACK AND MYLES DROPS DOWN WITH SOME HUGE POWER PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! DRAKE’S FACE IS BATTERED AND HE ISN’T FIGHTING BACK ANYMORE! HE’S JUST LAYING THERE TAKING THESE SWINGS FROM MYLES!
James Peters: I THINK THAT’S IT- THE REFEREE IS STEPPING IN AND HE PULLS MYLES OFF! HE SAYS THIS ONE IS OVER!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT- NOW IT’S MYLES WHO SAYS THIS ONE ISN’T DONE YET! HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT THE REFEREE SAYS, HE WON’T LET THIS MATCH END AS HE GETS IN THE REFEREE’S FACE AND BACKS HIM INTO THE CORNER! MYLES PUSHES HIM AND WARNS HIM NOT TO END IT YET! MYLES HAS LOST HIS MIND!
(Myles looks at Drake and just as soon as he does- Minerva calls for him. Myles’ attention turns to her as she sits up weakly in the corner.)
Persephone: Now it’s Myles who will take care of Minerva as he tries to check on her and the referee attends to Drake King, who is still not moving and his face is nearly caved in. Wow.
James Peters: Minerva is looking at Myles, a tear running down her face as she tells him to finish this.
(Myles rolls Minerva under the bottom rope and helps her to the outside as she now sits against the barricade, still in bad pain and dizzy from those thunderous chair shots and “Judgment Day” from Drake King.)
James Peters: Myles now walks to the middle of the ring, falls to his knees and covers his face in his hands. Beyond all the blood in his eyes and on his face, he looks like he’s about to break down. This has been so taxing for him, he’s losing himself in this vengeful vendetta to Drake King, who himself is only just now crawling to the corner in an absolute mess. Even for Drake, who tonight has been the roster’s most evil and heinous superstar we might’ve ever seen, it’s a horrible sight to see him like this, even for Myles.
Rich Russillo: Myles looks at Drake and he shakes his head. He can’t believe where they’re at right now and his eyes look as if he’s looking back on all the days they used to call each other brothers. Days they would’ve done anything for each other, now they’re doing that to each other. This is horrible.
(Myles looks up at the sky, he looks so drained and so horrified at this scene of carnage.)
James Peters: Drake King looks at Myles and shares that same look back. A look that so quickly evolves into one of disdain as Drake lunges to grab the EAW World Championship-
Rich Russillo: MYLES WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE ONE MORE TIME- NO! DRAKE EVADES IT AND MYLES MISSES IT! DRAKE TAKES HIS BACK AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! MYLES GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HIS BODY MAKES A THUD AND HE WANDERS BACK OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! DRAKE KING WITH AN IRISH WHIP THAT SENDS MYLES THROUGH THE ROPES- BUT HE CAUGHT HIMSELF! HE CAUGHT HIMSELF AND VAULTS HIMSELF BACK THROUGH THE ROPES!
James Peters: BOOM! DRAKE KING CAUGHT HIM WITH A SUPERKICK AS MYLES FLUNG HIMSELF WITH A SLINGSHOT THROUGH THE ROPES! DRAKECAUGHT HIM AND MYLES IS NOW HUNG UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE- DRAKE KING STORMS TOWARDS HIM AND STOMPS MYLES’ HEAD INTO THE CANVAS WITH A “JUDGMENT DAY”!!!! OH MY GOD, DRAKE GOT HIM AND HE STUCK HIS HEAD TO THE BARE WOOD FLOOR WITH A JUDGMENT DAY! THAT’S IT AS DRAKE DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND DROPS INTO A COVER ON MYLES!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Persephone: MINERVA YANKS MYLES OUT OF THE RING AND THE PIN DOESN’T TAKE!!!!!
(The EAW crowd explodes as Drake King smashes his fists against the canvas.)
Persephone: DRAKE IS SO MAD! HE DOESN’T CARE HOW HURT OR TIRED HE IS, HE GETS TO HIS FEET AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES!! HE FLIES OUT OF THE RING WITH A SUICIDIE DIVE THAT TAKES MINERVA OUT! SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND AS DRAKE KING GETS UP AND HE DRAGS HER BY HER HAIR, HE SLINGS HER OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!
Rich Russillo: BANG!
Rich Russillo: MYLES CRASHED INTO DRAKE WITH A JUMPING BOOT THAT ALMOST TOOK DRAKE’S JAW CLEAN OFF HIS FACE! NOW MYLES THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! MYLES SENT DRAKE BARRELING INTO THE BARRICADE AND OH BOY, HE’S CLEARING OFF OUR TABLE! MYLES THROWING THE TABLE COVER AND THE MONITORS EVERYWHERE AS HE APPROACHES DRAKE KING AGAIN! HE PUTS DRAKE ON THE TABLE AND MYLES GETS UP THERE WITH HIM! HE LIFTS DRAKE UP-
James Peters: WAIT- MYLES PUTS HIM IN TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER POSITION! OH MY GOD- MYLES SPINS AROUND AND DRIVES DRAKE HEADFIRST THROUGH THE TABLE AND ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR WITH A “PRINCES KILLER” ALA MINERVA!!!! MYLES TOOK MINERVA’S FINISHING MOVE AND HE USED IT TO PUT DRAKE THROUGH THE TABLE, OH MY GOD!!!!
(Crowd chants; HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”)
Rich Russillo: MYLES ABSOLUTELY DECIMATES DRAKE AND HE KNOWS THIS IS HIS TIME! THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO PUT DRAKE KING AWAY! HE THROWS HIS BODY BACK INTO THE RING AND NOW MYLES IS IN THERE AFTER HIM! HE SCREAMS OUT A CRY OF PURE ENERGY AND LOOKS BACK AT MINERVA, WHO IS RINGSIDE AGAIN AND TELLS MYLES TO DO IT! HE HOOKS DRAKE’S ARM AND SPINS HIM AROUND…”DE FACTO” ON THE EXPOSED RINGGGGGG!!!!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD, THE SOUND DRAKE’S BODY MADE WAS SICKENING AS MYLES NOW GOES TO COVER HIM! MYLES FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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James Peters: DRAKE WITH A FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! ALLOLWOLFLDODOLWWFOLO!!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn:
Persephone: HOLY SHIT!!
(Crowd explodes in disbelief as Drake’s foot is shown still on that bottom rope, no movement from the rest of his body, managing to get it up there at the last second.)
Rich Russillo: MYLES DOESN’T KNOW HOW IT’S POSSIBLE! NEITHER DO WE! SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT WHO HE IS, DON’T EVER QUESTION THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF DRAKE KING! HIS TOUGHNESS IS RIVALED ONLY BY THE MAN HE’S IN THE RING WITH RIGHT NOW! WHAT A MATCH THIS IS!
James Peters: MYLES HAS TO LET GO OF ALL THAT ANGER! HE NEEDS TO SEE WHAT CAN BE AHEAD OF HIM! HE’S AT HIS HEIGHT IN EAW AND IS SHOWING THAT HE TRULY IS AMONG THE GREATEST THIS COMPANY HAS SEEN IN YEARS, BUT HE NEEDS TO FINISH THE JOB!
Persephone: HE KNOWS THAT! HE GRABS DRAKE AND KNOWS THAT HE NEEDS TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF THIS CHAPTER OF HIS CAREER AND LET HIMSELF BECOME THE BEST IN THE WORLD! HE LIFTS DRAKE UP AND SLINGS HIS ARM AROUND HIM-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE WITH A LAST MINUTE ENZIGURI TO THE FACE OF MYLES! IT ROCKS HIM AS MYLES STUMBLES BACK! DRAKE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AND HE STORMS TOWARDS MYLES- “VICTORIAAAAAAAAA”!!!!!! MYLES POPPED DRAKE INTO THE AIR AND DELIVERED A KNEE STRIKE ON HIS WAY DOWN AS DRAKE KING SLAMS HIS BLOODY BODY TO THE CANVAS!
James Peters: MYLES LIFTS HIM UP, PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER- HE LOOKS AT MINERVA ONE MORE TIME, THEN HE LOOKS AT DRAKE KING’S UNCONSCIOUS BODY, HIS EYES CLOSED AND HIS FACE DROPPING! MYLES HAS TO DO THIS FOR HIMSELF! HE KNOWS THAT HE HAS TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR HIS OWN SAKE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE’S!
Persephone: HE HOISTS DRAKE INTO THE AIR, THROWING HIM UP AND THEN PLANTING HIS KNEES ON THE BACK OF DRAKE’S NECK WITH AN “INFINITE VOID” THAT POPS DRAKE ALL THE WAY BACK FORWARD AND HE LANDS ON HIS FACE! HE’S DONE AND MYLES GOES INTO THE COVER- MYLES FOR THE WIN! TO RETAIN HIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
…
DING! DING! DING!
(“Enemy Strike” ensues as a look of sheer relief crosses Myles’ face and he continues to lay on the body of Drake King.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER- ANDDDDD STILLLLLLL!!!!! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN, MYLESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(Myles is handed the EAW World Championship as he looks at it solemnly, looks at Drake, then looks back at his championship and he raises it into the air. Gone is the New Eden way of life and here is the age of Myles as the EAW World Champion.)
(Minerva rolls into the ring and hugs Myles as he falls into her arms and can barely hold himself up. He falls down to his knees, rolls out of the ring and falls onto the floor. He sets the title down beside him and tries to catch his breath as he looks up at the lights in the arena.)
(The fans cheer as Minerva stays in the ring and looks at the body of Drake King, who is too badly beaten to even cooperate with medical staff that is trying to help him.)
(Myles looks in the ring as Minerva still ominously towers over Drake King. Minerva
(An eerie feeling takes over the air as Minerva’s face grows increasingly sour and Drake starts to look at her. His face covered in blood, he’s too tired and hurt to speak-)
Rich Russillo: MINERVA- MINERVA KICKS DRAKE IN THE FACE! NOW PUSHING MEDICAL ASIDE AND DRAGGING DRAKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! MYLES STILL ON THE GROUND AS MINERVA PICKS DRAKE UP AND SAYS THAT HE’S GONNA PAY!
James Peters: MINERVA WALKS DRAKE OVER TO THAT EXPOSED RING AND LIFTS HIM UP- SPINS HIM AROUND AND PLANTS HIM SKULL FIRST WITH AN “ATLAS FALLS” BRAINBUSTER AS DRAKE KING HITS THE WOOD IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD AND HIS BODY STARTING TO SHAKE AND QUIVER! OH MY GOD, I HATE HIM TOO, BUT STOP THIS! HE’S HAD ENOUGH!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA WARNS THE MEDICAL STAFF AND TELLS THEM TO STAY AWAY! SHE GRABS THAT RAZOR WIRE AGAIN AND SHE WRAPS IT AROUND DRAKE’S HEAD! SHE WRAPS THE WIRE AROUND HIS SKULL AND NOW AROUND HIS FACE! SHE LIFTS HIM UP ONE MORE TIME AND SPINS HIM AROUND INTO A HORRIFIC BRAINBUSTER!!! ANOTHER “ATLAS FALLS” AND DRAKE IS SURROUNDED BY A GROWING POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD THAT MINERVA DRAGS HER HANDS THROUGH AND WIPES ON HER OWN FACE!
(Myles grabs her leg from the outside and tells her that they should go, that enough has gone down tonight.)
James Peters: Of all voices of a reason, it’s Myles who comes to Drake’s rescue after all that, even he can see how grizzly that sight is. I have no idea what kind of condition Drake King will be in once he is taken to a local medical facility :lupe:.
(Drake King doesn’t move a muscle as he lays on that wood and the blood oozes through the cracks in the ring construction, now running off the side of the ring and dripping onto the floor.)
James Peters: I’m at a loss for words right now- this match and this night has just been-
(Myles is helped up the ramp by Minerva, his title draped over his shoulder as he barely manages his way. They reach the top of the ramp as Minerva looks back at the body of Drake King, stares at him for about 5 seconds with a malevolent glare, before she continues with Myles behind the curtain.)
(One final shot of Drake King is shown inside the ring as he still hasn’t moved and medical officials strap him into a backboard. His neck is stabilized and they begin to move him out of the ring. Some fans cheer and some fans still sit in disbelief as to what has just unfolded. Drake is taken up the ramp and off the side of the stage into the dark.)
(The destroyed ring is shown having ripped canvas everywhere, blood stains over the wood and the regular mat, tables destroyed and broken glass all over the place, barricades and chairs are strewn everywhere. A still shot of the ring is shown after a long zoom out and then the shot cuts to a text box.)
[20 Minute Intermission]
(Commercial break promoting EAW’s next three marquee events. The Voltage exclusive event, Shock Value, will come to you live on March 5th, from The Dome at America’s Center in St. Louis, Missouri! The Showdown exclusive event, Dia Del Diablo, will make its return on March 12th from the AlamoDome in San Antonio, Texas. And finally, Dynasty will present Reckless Wiring on March 19th from the Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma! Limited tickets are still available!)
(King of Elite returns and the fans are obviously beside themselves. There is only one match left tonight!)
(Inside the ring stands Bella Braxton, a smile on her face as she looks out the crowd with her microphone raised!)
Bella Braxton: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: And this is the finals of the King of Elite Tournament!
(The crowd cheers at the announcement before they absolutely explode when ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell begins to play, and Adam Lucas makes his way out hyping himself and the crowd as he gets to the stage!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, Saturday Night Showdown’s finalist for the tournament, making his way to the ring from New York… weighing 231 pounds… “NEXT LEVEL” AAAADDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMM LUUUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHOWDOWN’S REPRESENTATIVE AND THE NEXT WINNER OF THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT, GOATDAM LUCAS HAS ARRIVED!!! One of the best and brightest to come up in EAW in the last year, Adam has asserted himself a place in the EAW Universe as someone who could accomplish greater things than he already has, and he’s going to absolutely bring that crown back to Showdown!
Persephone: I know he had to go through a bunch of other people to get here for this opportunity, but I think it’s honestly safe to say that yuo wouldn’t be nearly as hyped for this guy if you knew it was Rex he was up against.
Gavin Kirkland: Well, he’s not, and Rex isn’t here – and Rex will never love you, either! So shut up!
Persephone: So rude for no fucking reason.
Stew-O: But yes, Adam Lucas did have to overcome a cast of opponents to end up in this position and ultimately did so in defeating a former World Champion in Charlie Marr! Adam’s found himself rubbing shoulders with plenty of main event talent and World Champions, with last season seeing singled out by Ronn Banks as someone with one bright future in EAW! Tonight could be the night that Adam truly solidifies that as a fact, and I know he’ll fight for that!
(Adam enters the ring and marches around, ready to go! Just then ‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and Andre Walker makes his way out with Albert Hitchman trailing him with the Interwire Championship in hand. Albert shows off the Championship to the crowd while Andre looks around the arena before starting down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Next, the finalist of the Friday Night Dynasty bracket, making his way to the ring from the Isle of Samoa… weighing 245 pounds… AAAANNNNNNDDDDRRRRREEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: Much like Adam, Andre has been viewed as someone that can achieve even more than that he has and go even higher, which is honestly scary to think about when he’s set a new record for the New Breed Championship before he decided to vacate it, and has proceeded to be a standout talent this season on Friday Night Dynasty! After a loss to Ronn Banks just before the new year, Andre regrouped quickly and was able to land himself a spot in this match!
Gavin Kirkland: I can honestly say that Andre’s certainly put himself up there as one of the best going today, defeating plenty of stars along the way to have the reputation that he does. And- and now here’s something! Speaking of stars in EAW!
Persephone: Who fuck is this ugly motherfucker?
(Albert Hitchman is seen having stopped in his tracks upon rounding the corner of the ring ahead of Andre, and the two of them stand where they’re at as they’re engaged in a staredown with none other than…… EAW Hall of Famer, Scott Diamond!)
Stew-O: :lupe: I’m sure this certainly has to be awkward for Albert Hitchman, who at one point was Scott Diamond’s own manager.
Gavin Kirkland: So, what? You’re saying Hitchman has been passed around more than one of Justin Windgate’s blunts?
Stew-O: It’s just interesting that he’s here in the front row for this match. With this staredown going on between him and Andre, I can only imagine what’s running through everyone’s minds right now!
Persephone: Hopefully he jumps the barricade or some shit during this to interrupt it so we don’t have to sit through the whole thing.
(Andre enters the ring while Albert continues around the ring. Walker stands across from Adam and they anticipate the final entrance, which comes when ‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke takes over and Chris Elite makes his way out!)
Bella Braxton: And finally, the finalist of the Sunday Night Voltage bracket, making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York… weighing 210 pounds….. “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” CHRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS ELIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Chris joins the match as an EAW Hall of Famer and one of the two reigning Champions that we have coming into the match, as one-half of the reigning Unified Tag Team Champions! Chris’s journey here hasn’t just started through this tournament, but through all the work that he’s put in to come into a position like this once again where the effort that he’s put in to make it this far can’t be denied!
Gavin Kirkland: Until he’s denied by Adam :drakelike:!! But it’s true that Chris had his moments of struggling but it’s also like he said, who hasn’t been through their own ups and downs? Now, tonight he finds himself to put the ELITE in King of Elite and win this tournament like he’s been determined to!
Persephone: I wish Rex was representing Voltage like he should be right now :mjcry:
Stew-O: I can tell it’s gonna be great being the only sane person on commentary tonight! 😀
(Chris enters the ring and his Championship is passed off to ringside. With all three competitors in the ring, the official calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! ANDRE LEAPS RIGHT INTO A KAISER’S TOUCH TO CHRIS ELITE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CHRIS ROLLS TO THE MAT AND OUT THE WAY! CHRIS IS BACK UP AND ANDRE TURNS AROUND INTO A BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Stew-O: NO! ANDRE DUCKS DOWN AND CHRIS STAGGERS FORWARD INTO A HIP TOSS FROM ADAM LUCAS- WAIT! Chris turns mid-air to land on his feet and he stumbles into the ropes, Adam charging at him only to get a knee to the stomach-
Gavin Kirkland: ANDRE BARRELS TOWARD THE TWO OF THEM AND TAKES THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE IN A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! THEY ALL GO TOPPLING TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR IN A MASSIVE THUD!
Persephone: Actually, Chris leaned back out of the way of taking the hit and held onto the top rope before going over it. But I kinda wish he hadn’t since it looked like Andre was hellbent on decapitating both of them. Andre and Adam unfortunately didn’t break their necks on the fall since they’re getting back up to their feet, and Chris backs away across the apron all the way to the post-
Stew-O: GETTING DISTANCE FOR A SPRINT ACROSS THE APRON BEFORE LAUNCHING HIMSELF AT ADAM AND ANDRE TO GO TAKING THEM DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!!
Gavin Kirkland: Booooooooooo!!! I need Adam to get the hell up; Showdown’s reputation is at stake right now and it’s not a good look to have him down and out! I mean, how would it look to have the GOAT commentator on the same show not housing the King of Elite winner?!
Stew-O: You had Kassidy Heart last year :mjpls:
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but it was hardly her in-ring talents I was paying attention to :mjlit:!!!
Persephone: And I really couldn’t give less of a fuck. Chris drags Adam off the ground and runs him into the barricade, repeatedly driving Adam’s back against it before grabbing Adam’s legs and dumping him over the side of it. But that dumb fuck should’ve been paying attention to what was going on behind him, because Andre just got up to his feet and now he grabs a hold of Chris to slam his head off the apron and holds his face down against it as he drags him down the rest of the way to the ring post and bashes his face into it.
Stew-O: But the Interwire Champion doesn’t stop at one, he slams Elite’s face against the ring post again and again and again! Chris gets somewhat of a taste of his own medicine before he’s ruthlessly thrown down against the ground and Andre starts stomping the former World Champion! Chris tries to cover up but Andre is just too laser-focused to find some restraint! The Hall of Famer takes a nasty kick to the ribs that turns him over, AND ANDRE BIEL THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE AFTER DRAGGING HIM UP TO HIS FEET!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND LEAPING OFF THE BARRICADE JUST OVER CHRIS COMES ADAM LUCAS, TAKING DOWN ANDRE WALKER WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE!! HA! THAT’S RIGHT! I NEVER DOUBTED HIM FOR A SECOND!! The former Hardcore Champion gets Andre up and rolls him into the ring before taking off into the ropes and Adam comes back with a dropkick to Andre just as he was getting back up!
Stew-O: Andre finds the ropes trying to get up but Adam grabs him from behind, ripping him away from the ropes and dropping him with a german suplex! But Adam doesn’t immediately let go, keeping hold of Walker and turning them both over to get onto their feet and he takes Andre to the mat with a second german suplex! Adam’s still got that waistlock applied and he gets them up to a vertical base, LAUNCHING ANDRE TO THE MAT FOR A THIRD TIME AND ANDRE’S DOWN!
Persephone: 🥱 Rex would’ve done it better! But now that weirdo doctor’s boyfriend or whatever gets up to his feet and grabs a hold of Andre’s hair to bring him over to the corner where he carelessly lets him land just to start stomping down on him before driving his knee against Andre’s face. It’s really fucking unfortunate there’s no disqualification here because he’s for sure held that longer than a five count :noah:!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam backs off to start getting Andre up to his feet in the corner still and unleashes a wicked chop across the chest and then a kick to the gut, followed by a forearm to the face in quick succession! A pattern he ends up repeating to beat down Andre in the corner- Andre catches the foot on one of the oncoming kicks and Adam’s left hopping on one leg! Adam is forced to hop backward out the corner as Andre’s yet to drop the other leg, BUT NOW HE THROWS ADAM’S LEG AWAY TO THE SIDE AND CAUSES ADAM TO SPIN-
Stew-O: ADAM COMES BACK AROUND WITH A DISCUS LARIAT TO TAKE ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT! ANDRE HURRIES BACK UP TO HIS FEET BUT GETS STRUCK DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! HE ROLLS OVER AND ADAM CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT ANDRE DUCKS AND TAKES OFF ACROSS THE RING INTO THE ROPES, AND COMES OFF OF THEM WITH A HUGE SURGE OF MOMENTUM GOING RIGHT FOR ADAM!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ANDRE GETS SWEPT UP OFF HIS FEET AND ADAM PLANTS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! THE BACK OF ANDRE’S HEAD HITS THE MAT AND ADAM GRABS THE LEGS TO PUSH FORWARD INTO A COVER!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Persephone: This bald bitch really had to get in the ring and break up the pin? 🙄
Stew-O: Chris Elite did in fact feel the need to break up the pin just now; he’s clearly not taking any chances when it comes to making his King of Elite dreams a reality!
Gavin Kirkland: And now he’s got a hold of Adam’s hair as he punches Adam over the top of the head, the Unified Tag Team Champion holding nothing back as he batters the rising star in Adam Lucas with his fist! Chris kicks Adam’s leg out from under him to put Adam on a knee as he spots Andre on the rise and coming at him, Chris catching him with a side kick to the stomach before hitting him with an uppercut and then having to launch a strike at Adam as he was getting back up! Adam fires back though just before Chris could catch him again and Chris goes to swing BUT ANDRE LIFTS CHRIS ELITE UP IN THE AIR FROM BEHIND- CHRIS GETS HIS LEGS AROUND ADAM’S NECK AND HE TWISTS TO TAKE THEM BOTH DOWN IN A HEADLOCK-HEADSCISSORS COMBINATION!!
Stew-O: CHRIS IS UP ON HIS FEET AND HE TAKES OFF INTO THE ROPES, COMING BACK TO CATCH BOTH ADAM AND ANDRE WITH A DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER THAT DRIVES THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS INTO THE CANVAS!! AND NOW HE HOPS UP TO RUN TO THE ROPES, SPRINGING OFF THE MIDDLE CABLE AND HE COMES DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT KNEE DROP INTO ADAM’S RIBS! CHRIS USES THE MOMENTUM TO POP UP OFF HIM AND INTO A STANDING MOONSAULT ONTO ANDRE WALKER!!
Persephone: Chris grabs Adam and takes him overhead into a snap suplex, rolling right over into a second before turning and shoving him right into the corner to land a step-up knee strike right under the chin. Chris comes down getting Adam’s legs over his shoulders and looks to lift him out the corner, but Adam holds onto the top rope to keep from getting pulled away and manages to kick Chris in the face! He deserves it for not even thinking to offer his spot to Rex to get him to come back!
Stew-O: Chris is sent stumbling away and gets struck down from behind by Andre, who surges forward hits a corner clothesline on Adam! Andre being sure to take a few seconds every now and then to check his surroundings for Chris as he hits on Adam, AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DO SO AS HE HAS TO LAUNCH CHRIS OUT OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON! Andre makes the mistake of trying to swing at Chris as Adam kicks Andre away and Chris tries to swing at Adam, ONLY FOR ADAM TO DUCK DOWN OUT OF THE WAY OF AN ONCOMING PUNCH AND HE SHOULDER THRUSTS CHRIS OFF THE APRON!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT SO FAST! Chris jumps backward off the apron before he can be hit and grabs Adam’s legs from outside the ring and trips him up to pull out the ring! Adam takes an unceremonious fall to the floor while Chris holds onto both legs AND THEN SWINGS HIM AROUND INTO THE SIDE OF THE STEEL STEPS AT THE CORNER OF THE RING! ADAM’S HEAD SMACKS THE STEPS! Adam is like dead weight in the Champion’s grasp right now and Chris manages to maneuver him under the apron’s skirt while he’s still got the legs- ANDRE WALKER HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE TO CHRIS AND CHRIS FALLS BACKWARD CAUSING HIM TO GO CATAPULTING ADAM FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE RING APRON!!
Persephone: Andre rolls Chris into the ring but keeps his head out on the apron before climbing up himself AND THAT DUMB FUCK MISSES SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A LEG DROP :mjlol:!!!! THE PAINED LOOK ON ANDRE’S FACE IS PRICELESS RIGHT NOW! DUMB BITCH! And now Chris gets to his feet in the ring after rolling out the way and he grabs Andre by the hair that he wishes he had, pulling him backward over the middle rope to hit a neckbreaker that folds Andre up when he gets dropped back into the ring!
Stew-O: The former EAW World Champion pulls Andre away from the ropes and hooks the leg to make the cover!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Persephone: I obviously got TOO excited seeing Chris Elite do something right for once because his dumbass couldn’t even win the match right now and end this shit seeing as how Andre just kicked out! I really fucking hate it here and I don’t know why I was chosen to call this shit out of all the other commentators. 🙄
Stew-O: Chris targets the neck on the way to getting Andre up on his feet, dropping his elbow repeatedly against it before he goes and whips the Interwire Champion across the ring, Andre coming off the ropes and getting a bicycle kick to the gut! Chris runs to the adjacent ropes and comes back grabbing a hold of Andre for a swinging neckbreaker, taking Andre to the mat with a quickness! He turns over to grab him again-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE GETS CRACKED OVER THE BACK WITH A KENDO STICK BY ADAM LUCAS!!! ADAM COMES BACK WITH A KENDO STICK AFTER BEING TAKEN OUT AND HE’S GETTING PAYBACK OVER CHRIS FOR SENDING HIM INTO THE STEPS, UNLEASHING A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF STRIKES TO THE BACK!!
Stew-O: CHRIS TRIES TO ROLL AWAY BUT ADAM REMAINS IN PURSUIT, REFUSING TO STOP EVEN AS IT’S OBVIOUS THAT CHRIS NEEDS A REPRIEVE FROM ALL THESE SHOTS!! CHRIS SHOUTS AS HE GETS TO THE ROPES, HAVING BEEN KICKED IN THE RIBS AND ALL HE CAN DO IS COVER UP ON THE MAT AS ADAM REFUSES TO LET HIM GET OUT OF THE RING!!
Persephone: The big Samoan guy is getting back up and he’s about to ruin what could lead to the end of this match right now as he goes to grab the kendo stick from Adam who had it raised back of his head- BUT ADAM HOLDS ON AND YANKS ON THE KENDO STICK TO PULL ANDRE FORWARD INTO A KICK TO THE STOMACH! ANDRE’S HOLD ON THE KENDO STICK IS BROKEN AND ADAM TAKES A SWING WITH IT RIGHT TO ANDRE’S TORSO! ANDRE TURNS AWAY FROM THE HIT BUT ADAM JUST HITS HIM REPEATEDLY OVER THE BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: Andre falls to his knees and Adam launches a kick from the side to knock Andre onto his back before hitting a stomp to the sternum and then coming down with an elbow drop to the chest! Walker goes rolling away and Adam gets to his feet prepared to follow after him, BUT CHRIS ELITE ROLLS UP ADAMN LUCAS FROM BEHIND!! CHRIS IS ABOUT TO STEAL THE WIN HERE AT KING OF ELITE!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM MANAGES TO KICK CHRIS FORWARD AND CHRIS COMES OFF THE ROPES INTO A SPINNING FOREARM SMASH! Chris stumbles back on his feet with his hands over his nose after that nasty hit and Adam is quick to hook him up for an exploder suplex that slams him to the mat on his back that has been tattered by those kendo stick hits!
(The camera cuts momentarily to Albert Hitchman getting a chair from under the ring and sliding it into the ring for Andre as Andre’s down recovering at the ropes next to him.)
Persephone: Adam sends Chris over the middle rope and reaches over the top to pull Chris up with his arms getting pulled back over the top rope before he starts clubbing his chest, BUT HERE COMES ANDRE BACK UP ON HIS FEET WITH THE CHAIR AND HE SLAMS IT INTO ADAM’S BACK!! ADAM FALLS OVER TO THE MAT, BUT CHRIS IS STILL CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES, AND ANDRE REELS BACK BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST CHRIS’S BACK! CHRIS SHOUTS AS HE GETS ANOTHER HIT, UNABLE TO MOVE AS ANDRE TAKES A THIRD SWING, AND NOW A FOURTH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!
Stew-O: The force of that chair strike to the head forces Chris to slump forward as he’s surely been knocked unconscious and Andre kicks his legs out from under him to have him falling back into the ring, before he marches toward Adam just as he’s moved onto all fours unaware that Andre’s even coming! Andre stands over him and goes driving the top of the chair down into the middle of Adam’s back to put him back down on the mat! Adam makes the attempt to try to trudge away but Andre comes down with another hit before dropping down and turning him over to make the cover!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTT-
Gavin Kirkland: A valiant kickout by Showdown’s next King of Elite :drakelike:!!!
Persephone: He just couldn’t stay down? I think we’ve all seen enough.
Stew-O: It’s far too early for this one to be over and all three of these men surely have so much more to give!
Persephone: Great, thanks for letting me know. 🙄 Andre is hopefully looking to end this as he gets up to his feet and grabs the chair he had just used on Chris and Adam, and sets it up in the middle of the ring instead of just cracking Adam’s fucking head open like he should’ve with it to scramble his brains on the mat.
Stew-O: You’re so violent :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: I can get into it :mjlit:!!!
Persephone: Don’t fucking talk to me.
Gavin Kirkland: She totally wants me :mjlit:!
Persephone: I want you dead is more like it.
Stew-O: Andre blasts Adam over the head with punches as he works on bringing Adam to stand, the Saturday Night Showdown star taking those hits with late attempts to block them before he’s lifted into the air into a suplex position near the chair!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM GETS DROPPED BACK DOWN WHEN ANDRE’S STRUCK WITH A KENDO STICK ACROSS THE STOMACH! ANDRE LOSES HIS GRASP AND CHRIS DROPS THE KENDO STICK STARTS UNLOADING ON ANDRE WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES!! Chris backs him to the ropes before he’s pushed away, Andre charging-
Stew-O: ANDRE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR AS CHRIS HITS A DROP TOE HOLD!! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION’S FACE BANGS OFF THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR AND CHRIS GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR BEFORE HE CAN GO ANYWHERE, STARTING TO SLAM HIS FACE REPEATEDLY INTO THAT METAL SEAT BEFORE FINALLY LETTING HIM GO WITH AFTER ONE FINAL SLAM!!
Persephone: He can’t show that same kind of urgency to try to end this shit? I know just like he surely has to know that that’s not going to put Andre’s boring ass away so that I can get the fuck out of here and go home. 🙄
Gavin Kirkland: Chris stomps on Andre while he’s got him down and that’s the wise thing to do to keep Andre from getting more involved in this, BUT WHAT ISN’T WISE IS TURNING HIS BACK ON ADAM LUCAS WHO LIFTS CHRIS FROM BEHIND AND DROPS HIM BACKWARD INTO THE CHAIR A WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! THE CHAIR COLLAPSES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF CHRIS ELITE COMING CRASHING DOWN ON IT AND HE SURELY HAS TO REGRET TAKING HIS EYES OFF OF ADAM LUCAS!
Persephone: I regret letting myself get talked into this knowing there’s no end in sight yet :mjcry:
Stew-O: Adam gets himself up and rips the chair out from under the Sunday Night Voltage finalist, taking it with him as he drags Chris to the ropes and gets the chair around Elite’s neck before setting Chris’s head out on the apron under the bottom rope, AND ADAM SLINGSHOTS OUT ONTO THE APRON TO COME DOWN WITH A STOMP ON THE CHAIR SO THAT IT CRUSHES CLOSED AROUND CHRIS ELITE’S NECK!! CHRIS ISN’T MOVING AT ALL AFTER THAT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam goes underneath the ring once again, looking for something, anything that can lead to what would be a monumental victory here for him and… and he’s got himself a table! “Next Level” Adam Lucas sure is looking to take this match up a notch as he retrieves a table from underneath the ring and he starts setting it up out there at ringside! Adam flips the table from off of the ground to stand it upright and he then puts his attention back to Chris, pulling Chris out from under the bottom rope to get him on the outside as well!
Stew-O: He pulls the chair from around Chris’s neck once he’s got him out on the floor, letting it hit the ground with a clang before he starts getting Chris to his feet and then lifts him onto the table before going back to the apron. Adam goes to the turnbuckles and begins to lift himself up, looking to go up high while he’s still got his sights set on Chris Elite who’s laid out on the table Adam set up at ringside!
Persephone: Well, can he hurry the fuck up? Because Chris is just starting to stir and if he misses this dive I’m gonna fucking laugh- FUCK! ANDRE STARTS CLUBBING ADAM OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD AFTER CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLES IN THE RING AND NOW I’LL NEVER GET TO SEE THAT FUCKER CRASH AND BURN! Andre’s just ruining everything right now and Adam’s struggling to turn around there from the outside on the turnbuckles.
Stew-O: Definitely a precarious position to be in right now for Adam as Andre’s beating him over the back! Adam’s trying to position himself so that he can turn around but Andre has him right where he wants him, absolutely defenseless as he’s otherwise got no choice but to take those hits while trying to work out how he’s going to get his hands on Andre to stop the assault!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE WON’T GET THE CHANCE, AS ANDRE TAKES HIM FROM THE OUTSIDE AND INTO THE RING WITH AN INVERTED SUPERPLEX FROM UP THERE ON THE TURNBUCKLES!!! THE TWO OF THEM GO PLUMMETING TO THE CANVAS AND THEY HIT THE MAT IN A NASTY CRASH!!! ANDRE SAVES CHRIS ELITE FROM BEING A PART OF A POTENTIAL CAR WRECK OF A SIGHT, JUST TO TAKE DOWN ADAM LUCAS!!!
Stew-O: Andre turns over after a moment and begins trudging over to Adam who ended up bouncing over onto his back, and Andre makes the pin in a lateral press!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHH-
Stew-O: Adam Lucas gets his shoulder up! Andre can only shake his head as he looks down at Adam and then at the referee, surely having thought that having caught Adam with his guard down should’ve led to a victory just now! Even Albert Hitchman appears to be in some disbelief, but they know now that Adam’s not at all ready to go down just yet!
Persephone: At this point, I’m rooting for whoever the hell can bring an end to this match. Andre takes Adam to the ropes and slings his head over the bottom rope where he stands on the back of Adam’s neck, choking him with the tightly pulled ring rope! Adam’s thrashing trying to get Andre from off of him but that’s easier said than done as Andre’s putting all his weight down on him while pulling on the top rope for leverage, obviously set on trying to kill this man so that this can be over :blessed:!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But he knows Adam isn’t going anywhere when he steps off his neck before reaching down and pulling him up to get Adam onto his shoulders, turning back toward the ring now-
Stew-O: OPEN YA MATA!!!!! CHRIS ELITE HAS OTHER PLANS AS HE RETURNS TO THE RING WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO ANDRE WALKER, AND BOTH HE AND ADAM FALL TO THE MAT!! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL AS HE STARTS RAINING DOWN SHOTS ON ANDRE WITH A CROWBAR THAT HE BROUGHT WITH HIM TO THE RING!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ANDRE’S TRYING TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM THOSE HEAVY HITTING SHOTS FROM THE CROWBAR, BUT CHRIS IS JUST RELENTLESS!! AND NOW ADAM’S GETTING IT TOO AFTER JUST NEARLY BEING CHOKED TO DEATH! CHRIS IS SEEMINGLY OUT FOR PAYBACK FOR THAT CHAIR SCENARIO FROM A LITTLE BIT AGO AND HE’S ABSOLUTELY LETTING ADAM HAVE IT!
Persephone: Adam unfortunately has the wherewithal to try to go rolling out of reach and Chris is set on following him but Andre grabs Chris from behind- NO! CHRIS JUST WHIRLED AROUND AND CRACKED THE HELL OUT OF ANDRE’S HEAD WITH THAT CROWBAR JUST NOW!! ANDRE’S BARELY ABLE TO STAND AND CHRIS KNOCKS HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH A FRONT DROPKICK, ANDRE FALLING BACKWARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND CHRIS DARTS IN HITTING A SET OF DOUBLE KNEES TO THE SEATED ANDRE!!
Stew-O: AND NOW ANDRE GETS PULLED OUT OF THE TURNBUCKLES BY CHRIS, ELITE HAVING THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION COMPLETELY IN HIS CONTROL AS HE GETS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! FACE VALUE!!! THE HAMMERLOCK DDT CONNECTS AND ANDRE IS PLANTED ON THE MAT HEAD FIRST!!! CHRIS ELITE TURNING ANDRE OVER FOR THE KING OF ELITE WIN!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM STOPS THE PIN WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF ELITE’S HEAD!!
Persephone: BOOOOOO!!! THIS LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO BE OVER!!!
Stew-O: And Adam just ensured that it wasn’t, much to the obvious annoyance of Chris Elite! Andre rolls away while Chris gets to his feet to go for Adam, but Adam meets him head-on once he’s up as well, surprising the Champion with a huge right hand! Chris is rocked for a moment only to end up swinging right back at him landing two shots, BUT MISSES THE BICYCLE KICK AS ADAM SIDESTEPS HIM AND CHRIS CONNECTS WITH NOTHING BUT AIR!
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW ADAM CATCHES CHRIS WITH A SIDE SUPLEX! CHRIS GETS FLUNG THROUGH THE AIR AND COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HIS ALREADY DAMAGED NECK, ALL THANKS TO ADAM’S DETERMINATION TO DO WHATEVER HE CAN TO WEAKEN HIS OPPOSITION! Chris turns over with a hand to his neck but gets no time to rest as Adam snatches him up in a mounted headlock over the back, applying pressure on the neck knowing it’s a sore spot for Chris!
Persephone: A submission in a match like this? Really? 🙄
Stew-O: Andre’s nowhere in sight, giving Adam more than enough time to get what he wants out of this! Chris is reaching out for that crowbar but Adam wrenches him away in the opposite direction and Elite has to force himself up to his feet on top of already having trouble breathing, but he manages to do it! He tries throwing elbows back at Adam but Adam snuffs out the fire momentarily with a stomp on the back of the leg while keeping that headlock on!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris isn’t going out like this though, once again getting himself back on both feet and he forced them to the corner where he starts walking up the turnbuckles- ADAM LUCAS SHOVES HIM FORWARD AS CHRIS WENT FOR THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAUSING CHRIS TO LOSE HIS FOOTING! AND HE ENDS UP HANGING IN A TREE OF WOE POSITION AS ADAM LETS HIM GO! ADAM GRABBING CHRIS BY HIS HEAD AND HE THROWS HIM DOWN SO THAT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD STRIKES THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!
Stew-O: CHRIS INSTINCTIVELY GOES TO TRY TO COVER HIS HEAD BUT ADAM KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND THAT BRINGS HIS HANDS AWAY, LEAVING HIM VULNERABLE TO GETTING HIS HEAD BASHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN! AND AS HE’S HANGING UPSIDE DOWN STILL, ADAM SPRINGS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A STOMP UNDER THE JAW WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT IT RIPS ELITE DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLES!!! ADAM WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHH-
Persephone: I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD! WHY’D HE HAVE TO KICK OUT?! :noah:
Stew-O: Chris Elite gets his shoulder up under his own power, but he turns over with a hand pressed right on the back on his neck; that could definitely end up proving to be a problem for him the longer this keeps going!
Gavin Kirkland: Neck injuries are absolutely debilitating for careers in wrestling – that’s why he should just opt out now and let the A show have this one :drakelike:!
Stew-O: I think Andre would much rather take this back to Dynasty without anyone having to forfeit their chance :mjpls:
Gavin Kirkland: I said the A show, not whatever the fuck is going down over there on Fridays :mjpls:
Persephone: Stop arguing like bitches over which of you has the shittier show when this entire Rex-less FPV has been hell enough as it is. 🙄
Gavin Kirkland: ANYWAY, Goatdam is looking to be in full control of the match right now as he brings Chris to stand just before shoving him back into the ropes! AND CHRIS COMES BOUNDING BACK INTO THE LEVEL UP-
Stew-O: NO! CHRIS ELITE GOES OVERHEAD AND COMES DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ANDRE! CHRIS GETS A RIGHT HOOK FROM ANDRE THAT SENDS HIM STUMBLING BACK INTO ADAM WHO KEEPS CHRIS ON HIS FEET BEFORE HE SHOVES CHRIS FORWARD BACK TOWARD ANDRE, AND ELITE DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES FOR A CROSSBODY BLOCK INTO ANDRE AND AN ONCOMING ADAM!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM BASEBALL SLIDES UNDER CHRIS BUT ANDRE GETS TAKEN DOWN- NO! ANDRE ROLLS THROUGH THE MOMENTUM AND POWERS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET WITH CHRIS IN HIS GRASP! ADAM LUCAS HITS A DROPKICK INTO CHRIS’S BACK AND NOW THAT TAKES DOWN ANDRE, THE TWO OF THEM FALLING INTO THE ROPES AND OUT THE RING!
Stew-O: Andre and Chris struggle to make it up to their feet on the outside, each of them using the apron to try to prop themselves up while trying to shove the other back down, BUT ADAM TAKES CARE OF THAT FOR THE BOTH OF THEM AS HE SHOOTS OUT THROUGH THE ROPES AT CHRIS AND ANDRE IN A SUICIDE DIVE!! ADAM TAKES A RISK AND IT PAYS OFF AS HE HITS HIS TARGETS AS INTENDED!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT A HUGE MOVE BY ADAM JUST NOW, ENSURING THAT HE CAN KEEP THE MOMENTUM HE WAS BUILDING IN HIS FAVOR AND THE WORLD TITLE DREAMS THAT COME WITH WINNING THIS ALIVE!!
Persephone: Okay but can he get one of them back in the ring to make the cover?! This could be over right now if he didn’t insist on being so dramatic :noah:!!!
Stew-O: Adam comes rolling off of Andre and Chris to get to his feet, pulling himself up with the guardrail before going under the ring, a toolbox, more chairs, and more kendo sticks coming right past him before he chooses a chair and another kendo stick to slide into the ring! He turns back to get Andre up and he doesn’t hesitate at all to drive him right into the apron! Andre finds himself getting further worn down as Adam repeatedly takes him into the edge of the apron, slamming him into that angle knowing it’s the hardest part of the ring!
Persephone: He rolls Andre into the ring and brings him to his feet to push him into the ropes, and Andre comes back toward Adam who looks to hip toss Andre in the direction of the chair! But Andre manages to block it and snapmares Adam to the mat looking for a shoot kick across the chest but Adam throws himself back to evade it and picks up the kendo stick as he rolls over onto his feet, SWINGING AT ANDRE WITH THAT KENDO STICK! BUT NOW ANDRE DUCKS! WHAT’S WITH ALL THE DUCKING?! CAN THEY LAND ANYTHING ON TIME?!
Gavin Kirkland: AND ANDRE SNATCHES THE KENDO STICK FROM ADAM, BREAKING IT OVER HIS KNEE! He quickly tosses one half out of the ring and Adam runs at him only to get a kick to the stomach! The Interwire Champion grabs him by the hair and starts toward the corner with the jagged end of the broken kendo stick lined up in front of Adam’s eye!
Stew-O: AND ADAM SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN AS HE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT, HAVING JUST GOTTEN THE BROKEN END OF THE KENDO STICK SMASHED INTO HIS EYE AS ANDRE SENT HIM INTO IT BY SLAMMING ADAM FACE FIRST TOWARD THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THAT OTHER END OF THE KENDO STICK HAD NOWHERE TO GO AFTER IT HIT THE TOP BUCKLE!
Gavin Kirkland: Saturday Night Showdown’s King of Elite finalist is writhing on the mat and the referee is taking the time to check in on him, but the pain that’s surely shooting through his eye right now is too tremendous to even respond to the ring official! I couldn’t imagine being Adam right now; any chance of permanent eye damage and I wouldn’t be able to perfectly see all the ass up close that the women on Showdown stay showing off just for me!
Persephone: I really don’t feel sorry for him at all! Adam pretty much deserves it just as much as the rest of them for making me sit through this match!
Stew-O: Someone who also doesn’t feel sorry for him right now is Andre Walker, as he stalks over despite the ring official’s pleads to just give him a moment to make sure Adam’s okay and ANDRE STABS THE JAGGED END OF THE KENDO STICK INTO ADAM’S BACK! HE COMES DOWN OVER AND OVER AGAIN BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES BEFORE RAKING IT DOWN HIS SPINE, VIOLENTLY SCRATCHING UP AND CUTTING AT ADAM’S BACK!!!
Persephone: Andre kicks him over onto his back AND NOW HE STABS THE STICK RIGHT INTO ADAM’S SIDE! ADAM SCREAMS AS HE TRIES TO TURN AWAY FROM IT BUT ANDRE HAS HIS FOOT RIGHT ON ADAM’S CHEST, USING THE KENDO STICK TO DIG INTO HIS RIBS! AND I JUST CAUGHT A LOOK AT ADAM’S EYE JUST NOW, HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW! GOOD LUCK TO BETHANY KISSING A MAN WITH THAT FACE!
(As Andre lets up and leaves Adam clutching at his side now, Adam’s hands are brought away from his eye and reveals that the eye he took the broken end of the kendo stick to is already tinted red and puffy from the damage done, sure to swell up more than it already has as he struggles to keep his eye open, and he has an open cut just beneath his eye.)
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany Blue needs a man who can appreciate that ass with both eyes! One good thing coming out of this is that I’m sure that’s all the more reason for Bethany to leave him for me like she knows she already should have :mjlit:!!
Stew-O: Andre was nastily vicious with that kendo stick and I’m sure that it’s sure to only get worse from here as he grabs Adam to get him up and send him into the corner, keeping him trapped in the corner as he tries to go after him again with the broken kendo stick! But Adam has some sense to fight back as he gets his hands up as he saw Andre coming, now trying to push his hands away and keep the Interwire Champion from doing anymore damage!
Persephone: Adam’s probably shitting himself knowing he’s already been a victim of how Andre’s trying to get surgical with that broken weapon and that there had to be more to come at his expense, but Andre clobbers him in the face repeatedly aiming right for the eye! Adam can’t help but cover up and Andre takes that moment to set him up on the top turnbuckle where Andre begins climbing up to-
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS ELITE GETS UP ONTO THE APRON AND KICKS ANDRE’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, AND ANDRE CRASHES TO THE MAT! AND NOW CHRIS SLAMS THE TOOLBOX HE’D BROUGHT WITH HIM THAT HAD BEEN LEFT OUT AT RINGSIDE OVER THE BACK OF ADAM’S HEAD TO SEND HIM TO THE MAT ALSO!
Stew-O: Adam drops down in the corner with his hands over the back of his head and Chris enters the ring with the toolbox, USING IT TO SLAM INTO ANDRE’S FACE ONCE HE WAS UP AND ON HIS FEET!! Andre goes down and Chris opens up the toolbox, grabbing hold of a wrench and SLAMMING IT DOWN AT ANDRE’S FACE! HE CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE FOREHEAD AND FACE, NOW GOING FOR THE BLOODIED MOUTH! Andre turns away but only gets it over the back of his head, Chris pounding that wrench against his skull repeatedly while he’s got him down! And now he turns Andre over into a pin!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: THR-
Persephone: Why can’t anyone stay down?!
Stew-O: Andre kicks out much to the relief of Albert Hitchman at ringside, but it doesn’t take long for Chris to get right back into that small chest of available weapons, unwinding a roll of razor wire and getting it around his fist before climbing over Andre to start hammering punches at his face! Cutting up Andre’s face and directing them at his mouth, Chris is looking like a man on a mission!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM COMES BACK INTO THE FIGHT AS HE TACKLES CHRIS OFF OF ANDRE AND TO THE MAT, HOPING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF HIM BEING PREOCCUPIED WITH ANDRE! Adam clobbers Chris over the head bare-fisted and Chris tries to cover up after ending up on his stomach in the tackling only for Adam to grab a hold of his hand to start pulling off the razorwire he’d gotten around his fist! AND NOW HE WRAPS THE RAZORWIRE AROUND CHRIS’S NECK, PULLING TIGHT ON THE ENDS TO TRY TO CHOKE CHRIS OUT!!
Stew-O: CHRIS HAS THAT RAZORWIRE CUTTING INTO THE SKIN OF HIS NECK AND ADAM’S TRYING TO MAKE GOOD ON THE DAMAGE DONE EARLIER! CHRIS IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES EVEN THOUGH THERE’D BE NO ROPE BREAK, BUT MAYBE THEN, HE COULD JUST BE HOPING TO GET THERE AND GET HIMSELF OFF OF THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE’S GOT ADAM ON HIS BACK AND I DON’T THINK CHRIS HAS IT IN HIM TO DRAG BOTH OF THEM ACROSS THE RING! He tries but Adam just pulls back on the razorwire and Chris finds himself with a choice to make on how much more he believes himself to be able to keep going! Chris reaches out to try to trudge across the mat, BUT ADAM MAKES THAT MORE DIFFICULT BY REACHING OVER AND PUNCHING CHRIS IN THE FACE! CHRIS TRIES TO TURN HIS HEAD AWAY BUT ADAM JUST FOLLOWS IN HIS DIRECTION, GIVING CHRIS NO MOMENT TO PROPERLY THINK!!
Stew-O: Adam goes back to pulling on the razorwire some more and Chris is prying at it hoping that he’d be able to get a moment to breathe but it’s pulled too tight and digging too deep into his skin! Adam’s calling on Chris to quit but Elite isn’t about to do that, using his hands to begin to push himself up off of the mat instead and Chris sways before he can even stand fully on his feet! Chris looks like he might fall right back over, but he’s sure to stumble over into the direction of the ropes to keep himself up!
Persephone: I don’t know why he didn’t just quit and save himself all the extra trouble of having to deal with Adam trying to weigh him down, but I’ve been around long enough to know that some of these Elitists would try to find a way out literally having died if it meant winning 🙄
Gavin Kirkland: Chris stumbles as he walks along the ropes, holding on as Adam coils the razorwire around Chris’s neck another time and I can see from the expression on the face of the Unified Tag Team Champion that he’s in an extreme amount of pain! But now he makes it to the turnbuckles and turns to put Adam against them, before starting to throw himself back into the corner to try to force Adam Lucas down off his back!
Stew-O: Chris rams backward causing Adam to hit the turnbuckles to try to shake him down, doing this again and again until Adam’s hold starts to weaken- AND CHRIS REACHES UP TO GRAB HIM BY THE HAIR AND WHIP DOWN TO THE MAT OFF OF HIS BACK!! ADAM GETS FLUNG TO THE MAT AND CHRIS FALLS BACK LEANING INTO THE CORNER GRABBING AT HIS NECK FOR A MOMENT TO BREATHE!! Adam begins to get up and Chris pulls himself away from the turnbuckles to grab Adam from behind once he’s on his feet!
Gavin Kirkland: FUSION DANCE! NO! ADAM WENT OVER CHRIS’S SHOULDER AS HE WAS LIFTED OFF HIS FEET AND HE SHOVES CHRIS ACROSS THE RING TO SEND HIM INTO THE ROPES! AND CHRIS COMES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES BACK TO ADAM!
Stew-O: HONOR BOMB ONTO THE CHAIR!!! ADAM DROPS CHRIS ONTO THE CHAIR STILL IN THE RING WITH A HIP TOSS INTO A CRADLE PILEDRIVER, AND ALL OF CHRIS’S WEIGHT COMES DOWN ON HIS NECK THAT ADAM’S DONE A HELL OF A NUMBER TO THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH!!! AND NOW ADAM PINS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
Persephone: ANDRE WALKER BREAKS UP THE DAMN PIN! FOR WHAT?! FOR WHAT?! FOR FUCKING WHAT, ANDRE?!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol: You know he can’t hear you, right?
Persephone: You think I give a fuck?! This match was fucking over and he just made sure that I’m stuck here even longer!
Stew-O: Andre dove in to break that one up as even he had to know that that looked like it could’ve been it with what’d been done to Chris! As the ring official tries to check on Chris, Andre and Adam are slowly getting to their feet and they meet each other away from the down and out Elite, swinging on each other to try to get the upper hand in the situation! Andre of course going for the eye of Adam that he’s left looking gruesome but Adam isn’t going down, staying up as he batters Walker with right hands of his own at Andre’s face that’s been busted open from the wrench!
Gavin Kirkland: The two of them keep trading blows not wanting to let the other get any type of advantage here, but Andre starts to come at Adam with more hasty punches on track to becoming rapid-fire strikes! Andre starts connecting with a hits to the body and he specifically sends one to the ribs that he had stabbed with the kendo stick earlier! That stuns Adam right up and Andre kicks him in the gut! ANDRE PULLS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE FUTURA FREE!!!
Stew-O: NO! ADAM WRIGGLES HIS WAY BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS TO TRY TO HOIST ANDRE UP INTO THE AIR, BUT ANDRE HOOKS HIS FOOT AROUND ADAM’S LEG TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM GOING ANYWHERE! ANDRE QUICKLY HITS A KNEE TO THE STOMACH AND THAT GIVES HIM THE OPENING HE NEEDS TO GET ADAM UP INTO THE AIR ONCE AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: RIGAMORTUS!!!! ANDRE SWITCHES UP INTO THE JACKHAMMER- NO! ADAM LUCAS COMES DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!! HE’S GOT ANDRE TRAPPED IN A PIN AND THE REFEREE HURRIES AWAY FROM CHRIS TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEE-
Persephone: I’m not even surprised, because of course he kicks out! Andre and Adam race up to their feet with Adam ducking around behind Andre as Andre went for a clothesline, and Adam kicks him from behind to send him into the ropes and Andre comes back into a pop-up knee lift that gets him in the face as he comes back down – deserved for kicking the fuck out!
Stew-O: Andre stumbles back into the ropes and Adam starts beating the hell out of Andre while he’s got him against the ropes, landing forearm after forearm and knee strike after knee strike that all has Andre trying to cover up before sending him across the ring and ADAM RUSHES ANDRE AS HE COMES OFF THE ROPES TO CONNECT WITH A SLINGBLADE THAT TAKES THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION DOWN!!! ADAM MOVES AS FAST AS HE CAN TO GET A HOLD OF ANDRE AFTER TAKING HIM DOWN AND HE WHIPS ACROSS THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: LEVEL UP!!! THE POP-UP INTO THE POWER- NO! ANDRE PUSHED OFF OF ADAM TO GO ALL THE WAY OVER AS HE SEEMED TO REALIZE WHAT WAS COMING!! ANDRE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND ADAM WHIRLS AROUND TO GET HIM IN A WAISTLOCK, BUT A BLIND BACK ELBOW KNOCKS ADAM AWAY AND ANDRE COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG INTO THE CHAIR THAT’S STILL ON THE MAT!
Persephone: ADAM’S FACE CONTINUES TO GET FUCKED UP, AND NOW ANDRE PEELS HIM OFF OF THE CHAIR TO GET HIM UP! ANDRE HAS ADAM IN HIS CLUTCHES AS HE MANEUNVERS HIM UP INTO THE AIR, LOOKING FOR THE FUTURA FREE! BUT ADAM HAS UNFORTUNATELY DECIDED NOT TO DIE TONIGHT AS HE SOMEHOW FINDS THE FUCKING WHEREWITHAL TO WRIGGLE HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET! I FUCKING HATE THIS!
Stew-O: Adam tries to force Andre up into the air for a lift of his own but Andre manages to hook his foot around Adam’s leg in time to prevent himself from going anywhere! Andre quickly comes back with a knee lift into the gut and then a punch again to the ribs! AND THAT SEEMS TO DO IT AS HE GETS ADAM IN THE AIR ONCE AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: RIGAMORTUS!!!! ANDRE SWITCHES UP WHAT HE ORIGINALLY HAD IN MIND AND THAT SLAMS ADAM TO THE MAT, KNOCKING ALL THE WIND OUT OF ADAM! AND ADAM FINDS HIMSELF PINNED BY ANDRE, THE REFEREE GOING IN TO COUNT THE PIN AS THE SHOUDLERS ARE DOWN!! KICK OUT! KICK OUT!!!
Persephone: NO! NO! NO! NO! STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: FUCKING GODDAMMIT!!!!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: And not second too late :whew:!!! Andre’s looking frustrated with Adam before he starts hammering away with punches before grabbing Adam by his hair and tossing him across the ring! Give him a chance to get up, damn :noah:!!
Stew-O: Adam hits the mat after getting launched through the air and he looks completely out of it as he stirs on the mat, trying to get himself to his feet as knows that Andre’s still up and moving! Adam slowly begins to bring himself up while Andre keeps his distance, and now Adam turns around AND ANDRE STARTS TAKING OFF INTO A SPRINT!
Persephone: HUNGER ON HILLSIDE! IT’S OVER- FUCK! A KNEE TO THE FACE! ANDRE WAS ABOUT TO LEAP INTO ADAM WHEN HE GOT THAT KNEE TO THE FACE AND ADAM GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD TO SEND HIM INTO THE CORNER WHERE HE JUST FEELS THE NEED TO KEEP THIS FIGHT GOING, UNLEASHING ON ANDRE IN THE CORNER!! THIS JUST WON’T END :mjcry:
Gavin Kirkland: If it means Showdown winning this, I’m all for it! Adam is blasting away at Andre with the strikes determined to keep him on the defensive, but Andre tries to send him over and out the top rope by popping him up into the air and Adam comes down on his feet on the apron! Andre goes to swing but Adam drops down and pulls Andre’s legs out from under him AND THEN PULLS HIM SPLIT-LEGGED INTO THE RING POST!! ANDRE’S TOO STUNNED TO DO ANYTHING AS ADAM PULLS HIM FORWARD INTO THE POST AGAIN, AND NOW TIES THE LEGS UP IN A RING POST FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE’S SCREAMING AS ADAM HANGS UPSIDE DOWN IN THE SUBMISSION HOLD, AND ANDRE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO OR ANY WAY TO FIGHT ADAM OFF OF HIS LEGS! ANDRE TRIES PUSHING ON THE ROPES TO TRY TO INCH BACK TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BUT IT’S SIMPLY NO USE AS ADAM’S WEIGHT IS TOO MUCH TO TRY TO MOVE WITH HIM, NEVER MIND THE FACT THEY’VE GOT THE POST BETWEEN THEM!
Persephone: NOW THE OTHER FUCKER IN THIS MATCH IS BACK UP AND IN THIS! CHRIS MAKES THE DUMB DECISION TO REINSERT HIMSELF IN THE MATCH, SPRINGING OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE IN THE CORNER AND PLANTING HIS BOOTS INTO ANDRE’S FACE WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! Chris is stomping the fuck out of Andre’s face right now and it’s kind of karma coming his way if you think about all of what he did to have Adam running around here looking like fucking Quasimodo.
Stew-O: Chris relents and Andre can only cover up his bloody face as Adam still hasn’t released the hold; I don’t think he even knows that Chris is back up! But he’s about to get the message for himself as Chris rolls out the ring and kicks Adam, causing him to drop to the floor! Adam turns over trying to get up but Chris grabs him by the hair AND HITS ADAM’S FACE OFF OF THE RING POST! NOT WHAT ADAM NEEDS RIGHT NOW ALL THINGS CONSIDERED!
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW CHRIS IS SLAMMING GOATDAM’S FACE INTO THE RING APRON! THIS GUY JUST CANNOT CATCH A BREAK! CHRIS LOOKS TO HEAD DOWN TO THE OTHER RING POST WITH ADAM STILL IN HIS GRASP BUT ADAM SHOVES HIM AWAY JUST IN TIME, AND HE RUNS INTO CHRIS FROM BEHIND AND WRAPS HIM UP AS HE RUNS CHRIS INTO THE BARRICADE JUST AHEAD OF THEM!!
Persephone: I bet this bitch regrets getting back into this shit now that Adam’s ramming him into the guardrail to the point that Chris ends up falling to the ground, unable to keep himself standing! Adam’s able to get a moment to catch his breath as he backs away from the fallen Chris Elite who’s seated against the barricade, AND NOW ADAM GOES RUNNING AT HIM FOR A RUNNING KNEE SMASH TO THE HEAD! BUT CHRIS ROLLS OUT THE WAY IN TIME AND ADAM’S KNEE HITS OFF THE BARRICADE!! HE STUMBLES BACK REACHING FOR HIS KNEE BUT CHRIS HITS IT WITH A CHOP BLOCK AND ADAM GOES DOWN!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION GETS TO HIS FEET AND FORCES ADAM TO GO INTO THE BARRICADE JUST AHEAD OF THEM! ADAM IS STUNNED AS HE HITS STOMACH FIRST, HUNCHED OVER THE BARRICADE AND CHRIS COMES LEAPING TO HIT HIM OVER THE BACK! Chris starts pounding away on Adam, doing what he can to keep the advantage until he pulls him off the guardrail, getting a punch to the face from Adam! Adam fires back sensing the urgency of the moment and he looks to give back what he was just given!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CHRIS ISN’T ABOUT TO LET THOSE STRIKES GO UNANSWERED! CHRIS IS PUNCHING HIM RIGHT BACK AS THEY FIGHT OUT HERE AT RINGSIDE! LOOKING TO MAIM THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA!! AND ANDRE’S FINALLY BACK UP IN THE RING, HOBBLING HIS WAY OVER!!
Persephone: Does no one in this match know how to stay dead? I’m not asking for much :mjcry:
Stew-O: ADAM RAMS CHRIS INTO THE BARRICADE NOW, TRYING TO WEAR DOWN CHRIS TO KEEP HIM FROM CAPITALIZING ON WHAT HE’S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH WITH ANDRE, WHO’S COMING DOWN OUT THE RING! AND CHRIS IS STUNNED FOR THE MOMENT- NO! HE JUST SHOT A PUNCH RIGHT FOR THE MANGLED EYE OF ADAM LUCAS, AND ADAM TURNS AWAY WITH CHRIS PULLING HIM INTO A SIDE HEADLOCK! HE PULLS ADAM’S HEAD DOWN SO HE CAN’T SEE THE PUNCHES COMING TOWARD HIS FACE! BUT LOOK AT ANDRE! CHRIS IS TOO FOCUSED ON ADAM THAT HE CAN’T SEE ANDRE COMING NOW EITHER-
Gavin Kirkland: HUNGER ON HILLSIDE THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!! ANDRE SPEARS BOTH CHRIS ELITE AND ADAM LUCAS THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE TACKLES THEM BOTH AND ALL THREE OF THEM END UP IN THE WRECKAGE OF THE BARRICADE!!! ALL THREE OF OUR KING OF ELITE FINALISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT!!!
Persephone: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Albert Hitchman waddle over to Andre’s defense faster than he just has :mjlol:!! The look of concern on his face is fucking hilarious seeing as how Andre just threw away his chance to win this match!
Gavin Kirkland: Threw HIS chance away?! Bitch, think of Showdown and Adam Lucas, who’s been through hell and back in this match just to get taken out because fucking cue ball was too stupid to pay attention to his damn surroundings :mjcry:!!
Stew-O: The ring official has left from the ring come over to the chaos and see what he can make of the madness that just went down, looking unsure of what to do and Albert is warning him that he better not try to call this match off!
Persephone: I think he should call it, just fucking do it and leave everyone walking away from this shit as miserable as I’ve been over these past two nights wanting Rex but knowing he’s never coming!
Stew-O: Albert carefully makes his way through the debris and to Andre, doing what he can to shake him back into consciousness, shouting at him that this his is chance to capitalize on this huge moment! Andre finds himself being assisted to his feet with Albert helping him up and the referee is trying to tell Hitchman to get the hell out of this, but he’s paying the official no attention as he helps to keep Andre up!
Gavin Kirkland: This shit is allowed?! :wtf:
Persephone: You’re asking this after just watching Adam get his eye wrecked, Andre get beat in the face with a wrench, and Adam try to kill Chris when he had that razorwire around his neck? :mjpls:
Stew-O: Andre grabs Adam from the ground and begins to make the journey back to the ring, struggling to keep Adam from just slumping over to the ground as Adam’s still out of it! Adam gets rolled into the ring and Andre follows in after him, the referee already back in knowing that Andre’s going for the cover! And now he hooks Adam’s leg and the referee dives down for the count!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP :blessed:!!!!!!
Persephone: 😐
Stew-O: WHAT’S IT GOING TO TAKE KEEP ADAM DOWN?!
Persephone: No, seriously, what the fuck is it going to take?! Because I feel just as deflated as Andre looks right now thinking that that was it!
(Andre rolls off of Adam and onto his back, his hands over his face as it settles in that Adam just kicked out of what was quite possibly his best shot he had at winning. Through everything that he’s had thrown at him, Adam proves just why he’s been as resilient as he as throughout this match and throughout the season to stay in pursuit of his goals.)
Stew-O: Chris is on the outside stirring after running into some trouble getting back into this match, but it’s inside the ring that he and Adam should be concerned about as Andre is beginning to get back up to his feet! Andre wipes the blood away from his face as he stares down at the former Hardcore Champion and he begins to back away, moving over into the far corner of the ring.
Gavin Kirkland: Just stop! Stop! He’s already dead :mjcry:!!!
Stew-O: Andre crouches down in the corner as Adam stirs on the mat, lifting his head up and revealing that there’s more blood coming down from under his eye :yikes:! Adam looks lost as he trudges to the ropes as the way to get himself up and he slowly begins to get himself up in the corner, barely able to keep himself up on his feet as he sways turning himself around!
Gavin Kirkland: HUNGER ON HILLSIDE! FUCK! NO! ADAM LITERALLY JUST LETS HIMSELF FALL TO THE GROUND AND ANDRE LEAPS INTO A CHAIR SWUNG HORIZONTALLY THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES! ANDRE TAKES THE SIDE OF THE CHAIR TO THE FACE FROM CHRIS ELITE, WHO CLIMBED UP ONTO THE APRON!!!!
Persephone: :mjlol:!!!! ANDRE’S PROBABLY EITHER GOT A BROKE NOSE OR HE’S LOST A FEW TEETH BECAUSE HE HASN’T PULLED HIS HANDS AWAY FROM HIS FACE FROM THE MOMENT HE TOOK THAT SHOT! SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO END THIS MATCH WITH BOTH THESE BITCHES DOWN! AND NOW CHRIS THROWS THE CHAIR INTO THE RING AND SLINGSHOTS OVER INTO A STOMP DOWN ONTO ANDRE’S BACK TO FORCE HIM TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Chris rolls through his momentum coming off of Andre and picks up the crowbar along the way, turning up and onto his feet as meets Adam in the middle of the ring just as he got up, cracking him in the midsection with it! Adam doubles over and CHRIS CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK RIGHT ON THE HEAD THAT TAKES ADAM DOWN!! CHRIS TURNS OVER WITH THE CROWBAR AND STARTS SLAMMING IT DOWN OVER ADAM’S BACK, BEATING IT INTO HIS BACK BEFORE HE TURNS HIM OVER INTO THE COVER!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam kicks out and Chris can only shake his head, frustrated that he can’t keep him down either! It’s got to be obvious to them now that it’s going to take even more to make sure that Adam won’t have a way to fight his way back into this!
Stew-O: Chris starts taking his frustrations out on him with a ruthless set of punches, desperately wanting to make good on having gotten himself to this point so that he can get back into World Championship contention!
Persephone: BUT CHRIS HAS TO HURRY BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE SEES ANDRE COMING! ANDRE’S FACE LOOKING NASTY WITH ALL THAT BLOOD COMING DOWN FROM HIS BUSTED NOSE AND CHRIS GETS HIM JUST IN TIME WITH A BACK BODY DROP, AND ANDRE CRASHES DOWN ON THE TOOLBOX STILL IN THE RING! HE ROLLS OFF OF IT IN BLATANT PAIN, AND CHRIS JUMPS DOWN ONTO HIM WITH A SENTON FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: Chris can’t hold him down! So he opts to get him off of the mat and starts firing off on Andre with a number of punches, backing him into the corner and hitting the shit out of the Interwire Champion knowing that Andre will absolutely find a way back into this match if he’s allowed the chance to do so!
Stew-O: Andre’s slouched in the corner after Chris pulls back and he quickly goes to retrieve the chair he had used to get back into this, finding it and going back to Andre with it raised overhead! AND HE GOES TO SWING- ADAM SNATCHES IT FROM BEHIND! CHRIS TURNS AROUND PISSED OFF AND JUST NARROWLY AVOIDS GETTING THE TOP OF THE CHAIR RAMMED INTO HIS STOMACH AS HE SIDESTEPS ADAM! ADAM TRYING TO REPOSITION THE CHAIR ONLY TO HAVE TO KICKED FROM HIS HANDS AND CHRIS SHOOTS A KICK TO THE KNEE TO KNOCK HIM DOWN, AND HE GETS ADAM FOR A RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP BACK ONTO THE CHAIR!
Gavin Kirkland: And right next to the toolbox! Chris Elite reaches into it and grabs a hold of a screwdriver and looks to it for a moment before staring down at Adam, scowling before HE STARTS DRIVING THE TIP OF THE SCREWDRIVER INTO THE OPEN WOUND UNDER ADAM’S EYE! ADAM’S SCREAMING AND CHRIS JUST PRESSES DOWN HARDER AND BLOOD STARTS POURING MORE AND MORE DOWN ADAM’S FACE!
Persephone: Now wait a minute, I could get into this 👀
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE IS MERCILESS AS HE USES THE SCREWDRIVER TO DIG INTO THE CUT UNDER ADAM’S ALREADY FUCKED EYE, AND IT’S AFTER MOMENTS AND MOMENTS OF AGONIZING PAIN THAT HE FINALLY PULLS BACK! HE’S GOT BLOOD ALL OVER HIS HAND, BUT THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FUCKING MESS THAT’S BECOME ADAM LUCAS’S FACE!
Persephone: ANDRE’S COMING OUT OF THE CORNER THOUGH AS HE SEES THAT THEY’RE DOWN, AND CHRIS IS ON THE RISE! ANDRE LEAPS FOR THE KAISER’S TOUCH BUT CHRIS CATCHES THE ARM AND SPINS HIM AROUND INTO A FORWARD LEGSWEEP!
Gavin Kirkland: Chris seemingly senses his opportunity to take advantage as he grabs Andre and pulls him off the mat, wasting no time in starting to batter him back to the ropes with a flurry of rapid-fire forearms and Chris whips him across the ring! But Andre counters and Chris gets whipped across instead, AND CHRIS RETURNS OFF THE ROPES IN A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! CHRIS HURRIES AFTER ANDRE AND GOES TO GET HIM UP WITH A BACK SUPLEX LIFT!
Persephone: But he’s got him too close to the ropes and Andre pulls himself out of Chris’s grasp and over the top rope before anything can happen. 🙄 Andre stays on his feet on the apron and kicks Chris from behind to send him lurching forward to have room to get back inside. Andre steps through the ropes and back in the ring, GETTING A CHAIR THROWN AT HIM BY CHRIS BUT ANDRE CATCHES IN TIME!!
Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!!! CHRIS CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK INTO THE CHAIR AND IT HITS ANDRE RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!! HE LAUNCHED THE CHAIR AT ANDRE WITH ENOUGH TIME FOR HIM TO CATCH IT AND ANDRE WAS NONE THE WISER TO IT, AND NOW HE’S DOWN!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS THROWS HIMSELF DOWN ONTO ANDRE IN THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Stew-O: ADAM BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM SAVES HIS CHANCES OF BECOMING KING OF ELITE AND ESTABLISHING HIMSELF AS ONE OF THE BRIGHTEST, FRESHEST STARS OF EAW!!!
Persephone: So close, yet still so far from the end :mjcry:
Stew-O: Adam disposes of Andre from the ring and Chris has surely got to be frustrated knowing that he was just so close accomplishing his own goal of winning this monumental accolade that’s set plenty of EAW stars up for a World Title run! And Chris would love nothing more than to main event Pain for Pride a second time, but Adam’s trying to ensure he can get his own first!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas comes back around for Chris and to grab him but Chris comes up to a knee with a gut punch! Chris landing another as he starts to fight his way to his feet and Adam is trying to hold his grasp on him as Chris gets up JUST TO SHOVE HIM AWAY TO CREATE SOME DISTANCE!!!
Persephone: ANOTHER BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! NO! ADAM DUCKED DOWN AND BEHIND CHRIS, PUSHING HIM TOWARD THE ROPES AND HE TRIES TO TAKE HIM DOWN IN A ROLL UP BUT CHRIS HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, LEAVING ADAM TO GO ROLLING AWAY! CHRIS TRIES TO RUSH JUST AS ADAM IS COMING UP OFF THE MAT AND LOOKS TO STRIKE WITH A BIG TIME LARIAT!
Stew-O: BUT ADAM GETS THE ARM AND SPINS THEM AROUND, WHIPPING CHRIS BACK ACROSS THE RING AND CHRIS COMES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LEVEL UP!!!!!! ADAM GETS CHRIS ELITE WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB AND CHRIS SENTS SLAMMED TO THE MAT, RATTLING THE RING!!!
Stew-O: ADAM’S BEEN FIGHTING FOR THIS WHOLE MOMENT AND NOW HE’S GOT IT!!! NO ONE AROUND TO BREAK IT UP!!!! ADAM COLLAPSES DOWN ON CHRIS AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!!! THE RFEFEREE GOES IN TO COUNT!!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT?!!!?!?!?!?!?!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE DOES GET HIS SHOULDER UP IN TIME AND ADAM LUCAS HAS HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF!!! HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT, AND SO DID I!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I WANT A FUCKING REPLAY! THAT WAS THREE! SHOWDOWN SHOULD HAVE THIS!!!
Persephone: AND I JUST WANT THIS SHIT TO BE OVER WITH SO FUCKING BAD!!!!! 😭
Stew-O: Adam sits up shaking his head, pulling at his hair looking entirely let down right now, he’s still in shock! But he can’t wait too long to get over it – he still has to capitalize on the moment and it’s looking like it could be his if he can do it!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam staggers up to his feet and with a hold on Chris, looking down on him for a moment BEFORE HE STARTS CLUBBING A LIFELESS CHRIS OVER THE BACK!! ADAM IS RELENTLESS AS HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT CHRIS BEATEN ENTIRELY THE HELL DOWN AND WON’T HAVE A CHANCE OF FIGHTING BACK!!! AND NOW ADAM GETS HIM UP AND WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING-
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER IS THERE ON THE OUTSIDE TO REACH INTO THE RING AND GRAB CHRIS BY THE LEGS! HE YANKS CHRIS DOWN AND PULLS HIM OUT THE RING, AND ADAM DARTS ACROSS THE RING FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE ONLY TO MISS! HE ENDS UP ON HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE AND ANDRE MEETS HIM WITH A STRIKE!
Persephone: BUT ADAM STAYS UP AND SWINGS RIGHT BACK! ADAM GOES AFTER ANDRE WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS, EVEN MORE DESPERATE NOW AFTER KNOWING HOW CLOSE HE WAS TO WINNING! ANDRE GETS A KICK TO THE STOMACH AND ADAM GRABS HIM FOR A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE THAT’S GONNA TAKE ANDRE’S HEAD OFF!
Gavin Kirkland: Andre ducks down though and Adam’s own momentum sends him hurtling toward a rising Chris Elite, AND CHRIS LIFTS HIM UP AND INTO A FLAPJACK ONTO THE STAIRS!!!! ADAM’S FACE BANGS OFF THE STEPS AND CHRIS DUMPS HIM THE REST OF THE WAY OVER THE STAIRS!!!
Stew-O: HE’S GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR ANDRE THOUGH AS ANDRE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS HIM UP OFF HIS FEET! BUT CHRIS THROWS BACK ELBOWS TO KNOCK ANDRE IN THE FACE AND CHRIS JUST HAS TOO MUCH FIGHT LEFT IN HIM FOR ANDRE TO HOLD ONTO HIM, AND CHRIS ENDS UP GETTING SET ON THE STAIRS!
Gavin Kirkland: Andre tries to back after him by trying to sweep his legs BUT CHRIS JUMPED BACK AS ANDRE REACHED FOR HIM AND GETS ANDRE ON THE WAY DOWN, SLAMMING HIS FACE INTO THE STEPS! ANDRE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND CHRIS GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR, REPEATEDLY SLAMMING ANDRE’S FACE INTO THE TOP OF THE STEPS AND THERE’S NO ONE THAT CAN STOP HIM!!! HE FINALLY RELEASES ANDRE AND LOOKS AROUND AT HIS FALLEN OPPONENTS SENSING HIS CHANCE!!!
Persephone: Chris limps down the stairs and grabs Andre to bring him around to the front of the steps, getting him into position for a suplex but Andre blocks it! Andre drops down to his knee and a frustrated Chris starts punching at his head, fed up! Chris tries to lift him again but Andre stops him once again and he tackles him to the ground off the steps! The two of them rolling on the ground trading strikes, trying to beat the last bit of fight out of each other and I can’t only that’s what this all leads to!
Stew-O: Chris gets up with a handful of Andre’s hair and goes to slam his face off the apron but Andre plants his hands first, and then throws strikes into Chris’s midsection! AND NOW HE CHOPS HIS NECK CAUSING CHRIS TO STUMBLE BACK, COUGHING UP BLOOD AND ANDRE TRIES TO TAKE HIM INTO THE POST ONLY TO BE KICKED AWAY! ANDRE STUMBLING BACK INTO THE TABLE THAT’S STILL UP AT RINGSIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: AND CHRIS RUNS AT ANDRE FOR A BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! BUT THE ATTEMPT GETS THWARTED AS WALKER LIFTS HIM UP AND INTO THE AIR!!!
Stew-O: TNL!!!! THE NEXT LEVEL PUTS CHRIS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRIS FINDS HIMSELF UNEXPECTEDLY GOING THROUGH THE TABLE, CAUGHT BY ADAM AFTER ANDRE LAUNCHED HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!!
Stew-O: ADAM MIGHT’VE NOT BEEN THE ONE TO POP CHRIS INTO THE SET-UP BUT ADAM WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE, THERE TO CATCH CHRIS WITH THE CUTTER AS HE CAME DOWN!!!! CHRIS IS LAID TO WASTE IN THE PIECES OF THE TABLE!!!
Persephone: AND NOW ANDRE TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ADAM HAVING TO GET HIMSELF UP, GRABBING ADAM FROM BEHIND AND LAUNCHING HIM- NO! ADAM TURNS AND ANDRE CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE! ANDRE GETS THROWN ACROSS THE RINGSIDE AREA AND HE TRIES TO HURRY TO GET HIMSELF UP!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam’s looking menacing with that chair he’d used earlier to hit that Honor Bomb on Chris, AND NOW HE SWINGS IT AT ANDRE BUT ANDRE DUCKS AROUND THE RING POST AND ADAM HITS NOTHING BUT STEEL!! THE BATTERED CHAIR BREAKS AND A LEG OF IT COMES FLYING OFF!! ANDRE TRIES TO COME BACK AROUND AND CATCH THE BLOODY-FACED ADAM WITH HIS GUARD DOWN, BUT THE TOP OF THE CHAIR MEETS ANDRE’S BUSTED FACE AND HE GOES DOWN!!!
Stew-O: Adam collapses beside Andre, exhausted as he looks around to see that Chris Elite hasn’t moved a muscle since going through the table! Adam pulls himself up with the apron after putting the chair aside and he grabs Andre to roll him into the ring! Something falls out from under Andre in the process though? Adam’s unaware as he gets to his feet and works to get Andre’s dead weight to a vertical base as well, tired and exhausted as he leans into him to keep him up against the ropes! Adam now whipping Andre across the ring- but Andre doesn’t come back as he somehow manages to hook an arm around the top rope!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam can’t believe Andre’s still got some awareness left in him and he charges at Andre just to get a back elbow to the face! Adam’s knocked away and he gets his lefts ripped out from under him by Andre! AND NOW HE ROLLS OVER ADAM AND TO HIS FEET IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! ANDRE THINKING SAMOAN DROP!!!
Persephone: BUT ADAM REFUSES TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY, GETTING IN ELBOW SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S HEAD!!! ADAM’S FIGHTING LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT AND ANDRE’S TRYING TO KEEP HIM HELD UP, BUT ADAM DROPS DOWN HIS BACK AND LANDS A DROPKICK TO THE BACK!! ANDRE IS SENT BARRELLING ACROSS THE RING INTO THE CORNER WHERE HE FALLS INTO THE TURBUCKLES!!!
Stew-O: Andre finds the ropes to start pulling himself up, and Adam’s across the ring anticipating him getting to his feet! ANDRE GETS TO HIS FEET AND STARTS DASHING ACROSS FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER! ADAM LEAPS JUST AS ANDRE TURNS AROUND-
Gavin Kirkland: THE BROKEN FUCKING CHAIR LEG TO THE FACE!!! ADAM LEAPS INTO THE BROKEN CHAIR LEG THAT ANDRE MUST’VE BROUGHT WITH HIM INTO THE RING AND ADAM DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT!!!
Stew-O: AND IT MUST’VE GOTTEN HIM IN THE EYE TOO AS HE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT, THRASHING AROUND WITH HIS A HAND OVER HIS EYE!!! ADAM SLAPS THE MAT WITH THE OTHER, NO DOUBT HAVING THAT EXCRUTIATING PAIN EXACERBATED!! Adam gets himself up to a knee as he presses his hand over his bloody face that’s just GUSHING blood right now! Adam rising to his feet!
Persephone: HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE CHARGES OUT THE CORNER AND PRACTICALLY TRIES TO CUT ADAM IN HALF AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! ADAM IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE CANVAS AND ANDRE TURNS OVER TO MAKE THE COVER!!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and Andre doesn’t even immediately pull himself off of Adam, still laying on top of him while the referee is up and pointing down at Andre to indicate that he’s won the match!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE 2022 KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT WINNER…. AAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDRRRRREEEEE WAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLKKKKKKKEEEEERRRR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: FUCK :mjcry:!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER HAS DONE IT, DEFEATING CHRIS ELITE AND ADAM LUCAS TO BECOME THE KING OF ELITE, EARNING HIMSELF A PLACE IN EAW’S STORIED HISTORY BOOKS OF UNDENIABLE STARS WHO’VE WON THIS TOURNAMENT!!
Persephone: Who gives a fuck?! I’m the real winner here – this shit is finally fucking over :blessed:!!!
Gavin Kirkland: It may be over, but it didn’t get to this point without all three of these men having to dig deep and wear down each other, at times getting more ruthless than I could’ve anticipated! Chris Elite practically tried to gouge Adam’s eye out just to be able to call himself King!
Stew-O: It took a sensational amount of effort between both Chris Elite and Andre Walker for Adam Lucas to be subdued in what turned out to be his finals moments of the match, and he’s just gory goddamn mess right now who’s certainly going to be in need of medical attention! And Chris Elite still hasn’t moved from where he’d been put through the table, unable to keep going when it came down to it himself, but his veteran resiliency throughout this match and determination to not be left out of this without having made his mark was undeniable!
(EMTs arrive to assist both Adam and Chris, while Andre has finally gotten himself up into a seated position. The referee has retrieved both the Interwire Championship and the King of Elite crown for the Champion, and Albert Hitchman has arrived into the ring as well. While he takes the Interwire Title from the official, he demands that he place the crown on Andre’s head and the referee complies before assisting Andre to his feet.)
Stew-O: Friday Night Dynasty’s Andre Walker finds himself joining the likes of Malcolm Jones in having become King of Elite while also reigning as the Interwire Champion! Andre’s potential to go down as one of the best has long since been recognzied and highly regarded, with showings against the likes of DEDEDE and Ronn Banks, his participation in the first-ever Stadium Stampede Match this season, and his run with the New Breed Championship setting a new record for longest reign all speaking to what kind of potential that this man holds!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s an amazing feat no doubt, as he follows up Kassidy Heart’s victory from last year, The Visual Prophet’s King of Elite win before that, and Malcolm’s prior to that, just to give everyone an even better idea of the names he’s just joined ranks with! If all of their success is any indication of what could come for Andre in the future, then whatever he builds upon the success he’s already made for himself could up looking more endless!
Persephone: But you know what isn’t endless? This broadcast! They all fought atrociously long and seemed to be set on being aggravating as fuck tonight for me, surely knowing that I wasn’t interested in this since Rex wasn’t here, but I believe it’s time to wrap this up!
Stew-O: I’m sure you weren’t even a thought in their mind as they went through hell and back for this, but yes, thank you to everyone for joining us here at King of Elite! There’s so much to be anticipated on the horizon as we continue off from here, and after this FPV, there’s only going to be so much more to be excited about and look forward to! I’m Stew-O, and with me has been Gavin Kirkland and Perspehone, and this us signing off!
(With cameras still focused on the ring, Andre looks around the wreckage of everything, his opponents being tended to outside of the ring and knowing that he survived all of it for this. He motions for Albert to hand him the Intwiere Championship and Hitchman doesn’t even hesitate to do so and proceeds to step back, applauding Andre in the background as Walker hoists the Intwire Title in the air. Bloody and banged up much like what had been his opposition, the scene comes to a close on the triumphant sight of Andre Walker still raising his Interwire Championship now as the King of Elite. From there, the scene fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
