(EAW intro plays.)
(As always, a recap of last week’s episode of Sunday Night Voltage is shown: New Eden has a conversation with one another where Minerva & Myles try to convince Drake King to reconsider the actions he has instituted, but Drake refuses. Myles then comes out and challenges anyone to fight him at Road To Redemption, which is where Cameron Ella Ava accepts his challenge. The first match of the night consists of Kelin & Kirk Redwood going up against The Woogieman & the debuting McCall Everett, where Kel & Kirk stand tall in the end, while Kirk brutally attacks Woogie. Drake King visits Ms. Extreme to try and get the two of them on good terms, which she refuses to do. Before Drake can leave though, they spot a mistletoe, where Ms. Extreme impulsively kisses Drake to end it (#Dramille!!!). StarrStan then comes out, revealing competitors for the Universal Women’s Championship match being Holly Arrow & Rebecca Blackwell. Both of them come out to argue with one another before Starr reveals that a match will be made official between the two of them in two weeks time. Lucas Johnson and Danny Tanner are then in a match, where Danny comes out with the victory after a surprise rollup. Afterward a brawl is started by Alex Myers between Danny & Candice Blair, where Candice takes a fireball to the face for Danny forcing both of them to retreat. Cameron Ella Ava then confronts Ms. Extreme and scolds her for kissing Drake, saying that she might enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber and make history. Dynasty’s Johnny Andrews then goes up against Jay Jerry Johnson, where Johnny gets the win. Amir Yusuf then confronts Jay after his match, where the match between the two of them is confirmed for the New Breed Championship at Road To Redemption. Myles & Minerva then talk about Drake, before Ryan Wilson invades the arena and attacks both of them, laying them out with a barbed wire hockey stick. Cameron Ella Ava and Miku Sakai then have a match, where Cameron wins after interference from Harper Lee, after the match Miku lays out Harper and stands tall. The Haircare Kings then have a promo where they call out Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert, where both of them come out. After a war of words, Jake starts a brawl which ends with Xavier & Harlow standing tall. Jake & Chris then have a match against Marybecca, where the match is canceled by Drake King in the end. Marybecca then lay out Jake & Chris in the end, making a big statement for the Tag Titles. Justin Windgate then cuts a promo in the ring, where he vows to end New Eden once it’s all said and done. Ms. Extreme and Donovan Duke then face off in the main event, where Ms. Extreme comes out on top to end the show and the recap.)
(With the Sunday Night Voltage opening video coming to its conclusion, the live cameras open inside the arena after the scene fades in from black and to a raucous Boston crowd as ‘33rd Blakk Glass’ by Sosmula and ZillaKami’ continues to play over the arena’s speakers! Cameras from all angles get sweeping shots of the audience after a short but brilliant fireworks display that happens around the entrance stage, and the cameras eventually cut away to the commentary table where Perspehone, Rich Russillo, and James Peters are seated.)
Persephone: Welcome back to another trashy, shi- crappy New Eden-controlled episode of Sunday Night Voltage where we’re still not allowed to swear, nor will I be allowed to try to find even the slightest bit of enjoyment or fun in the one last thing that made any of these matches interesting such as anyone being on the brink of near-death in something like an Extreme Elimination Chamber since they wanted to cancel that, too. These boring bit- people can’t get put out of power fast enough. 
Rich Russillo: That sure is one hel- heck of an opening welcome :lupe:
James Peters: I don’t know if I’d constitute someone being near-death as being “fun”, but yes, not having the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for Voltage at Road to Redemption is extremely disappointing, no pun intended. But our Elitists here on Voltage continue to work hard and continue to put in the work, just as they will tonight: Chris Elite takes on Friday Night Dynasty’s Xavier Williams in a clash of former World Champions, which is sure to be sensational; Showdown’s Harper Lee takes on EAW World Champion Drake King-
Persephone: Let’s not overlook the big, glaring, obvious fact here that the one thing they both have in common is that they both kicked Sierra to the curb. Glad to know someone getting mangled to death and stretchered out of the Chamber is where we draw the line here on Voltage now, but some guy who skipped holding hands for the first time with a girl and went right to cheating on his girlfriend by kissing Ms. Extreme of all possible women on a show that’s broadcasted worldwide is 100% okay under New Eden’s watch. What’s he gonna surprise us with next? A live sex celebration?
Rich Russillo: We also have Ryan Wilson competing against Myles in our main event for the night, and Ryan’s been such an outspoken critic of New Eden that it goes without saying that he’s looking forward to this one; he hates them just as much as the rest of us!
Persephone: Ugh, the fact me and Ryan Wilson have even one thing in common makes my skin wanna break out in a rash – and it’s all New Eden’s fault! Drake, Myles, and Myles’ walking, talking cumrag Miner-
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie begins to play and the crowd ignites into boos for Minerva as she makes her way out on the stage, a smirk on her face as she takes the moment to just stand there and take in the reception. It’s obvious that she doesn’t care for the EAW Universe’s opinion of her or their opinion of New Eden’s decisions, when she and her stablemates believe they’ve only got Voltage’s and EAW’s best interests at heart. Minerva walks down the aisle with a microphone in hand and heads up the ring steps, giving off the impression to everyone that she isn’t at all affected by the reaction she’s receiving, which only pisses off the crowd even more to know how ineffective they are.)
Persephone: Do you think if they keep booing she’ll just walk out the ring and we never have to see her again? Because I’m hoping that’s what happens.
James Peters: I don’t think that’s going to happen. :lupe:
(Minerva takes a moment for her music to fade out and for the crowd to quiet down, as it’s clear that she isn’t going anywhere no matter how anyone reacts. Sighing into her microphone, Minerva speaks to address the crowd.)
Minerva: As you all know, Sunday Night Voltage’s Extreme Elimination Chamber Match for Road to Redemption has been canceled-
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minerva: Drake, Myles, and myself have always done what’s best for New Eden and we’ve always done what we know is going to be best for Voltage, for EAW in the long run even if any of you or anyone else wants to think our actions have said otherwise. No matter what anyone has tried to do – whether that’s try to tear us apart, try to pit us against each other through their words or actions, or whether it’s been to try to hold us back – we’ve stuck together and we’ve prevailed to be the ones standing in the end of it all. We’ve gone back and forth over decisions, we’ve continued to see our mission through – and I’ve done my part to continue to make sure that that mission is fulfilled one way or another. It’s no secret that Drake and I have had our disagreements with one another about the decision over the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the EAW World Championship being canceled, with me thinking that the decision was wrong and hastily made.
Rich Russillo: Where’s this even going? :lupe:
Minerva: And that’s why I’ve decided to reinstate Voltage’s Extreme Elimination Chamber Match-
(Minerva is cut off by the roar of cheers from the crowd and she doesn’t look at all surprised to hear it. It just might be the one thing that the EAW Universe is going to actually like hearing coming from a member of New Eden. Minerva motions with her free hand for the audience to settle down, as she has more that she wants to say.)
Minerva: Don’t go getting your hopes up – it’s only so that the other participants realize that they won’t be getting another shot at the EAW World Championship. And those participants? Well, let me be the one to tell you all that those people that’ll be in the Chamber are-
(‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer blares through the speakers of the arena and the crowd’s cheering is immediately swept away in a chorus of boos for the EAW World Champion. Drake King makes his way out from the back with a confused expression on his face, a microphone in one hand, and his focus solely on Minerva. Right now, the crowd and their reactions don’t matter to either one of them when it’s so obvious that there appears to be some miscommunication happening.)
Persephone: Here comes this dweeb. I’m surprised he stopped thinking about Ms. Extreme long enough to even drag himself out here.
James Peters: While Minerva seems to have expected Drake making his way out here, Drake clearly couldn’t have anticipated this decision being made by her as he couldn’t look any more confused!
(Drake enters the ring in a hurry and stands across from Minerva, a look of disbelief on his face as he seems to be at a momentary loss of words before he finally speaks up.)
Drake King: Minerva, what in the world are you doing?! I thought we all agreed to NOT having the Extreme Elimination Chamber to keep everything in order-
Minerva: No, Drake, it was you who made that decision for everyone because you refused to listen to me and hear me out.
(It goes without saying that this confrontation and the tension that’s so obviously forming has everyone who’s watching on the edge of their seats. With Minerva so defiant as Drake tries to form words through stuttering and stammering, still not over the blatant opposition that he’s just had to comprehend, these two are clearly at odds and Minerva seems set on standing by her decision. The former Universal Women’s Champion speaking shuts Drake right up, as she goes on explaining herself.)
Minerva: I knew you would disagree and I fully expected you to come out here in a rush, wanting to tell me how wrong I am for this and how you believe that it shouldn’t happen – but you’ve got it all wrong, Drake. Honestly, this is one of the best ways to deal with everyone who wants to try to keep defying New Eden and trying to tear down everything that you, me, and Myles have built. They’re all going to try to keep coming for us no matter how many times we tell them no, that they’re not getting their shot or that you’re just too much of a coward to face any of them in a match – I know you’re no coward but when it comes down to it we can beat all of them.
Drake King: And we don’t need the Chamber to prove that, Minerva-
Minerva: Again, you’re missing the point. They all think they’re entitled to some kind of Championship match – with the Chamber and the fact that we’ll get all of them out the way, it’ll shut every last one of them up once they realize they no longer have a claim to anything. They can hate us all they want, say whatever they want, but they won’t be able to say that they should be seeing themselves in a Championship match – World Title or otherwise – if they aren’t able to fulfill the one thing they’ve been trying to do for ages, and they still won’t be able to do that in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. We’ll see to it that they don’t succeed.
Drake King: ‘We’? I’d be in there all alone; it’s not like you or Myles are the ones that would have to be in the Chamber-
Minerva: Again, you’re wrong. See, while Jake Smith, Ryan Wilson, Chris Elite, and Justin Windgate would all be in the Chamber with you, I’d be the final participant in the match. I can tell you’re upset, but hear me out: New Eden loses its managerial powers over Voltage on the 1st of December and Captain Charisma’s return after everything is only going to end up being a problem if we don’t get out in front of it now. Like I told Myles, the second that Captain Charisma returns, not only would he put Voltage’s Extreme Elimination Chamber back in the line-up for Road to Redemption but he’d see to it himself that the Chamber participants are all stacked against you. He’d personally go out of his way to make sure that you’re the only sole New Eden member in the Chamber and throw you to the sharks without a care. You know what I think of you, Drake, but 5-on-1 in something like that kind of match that Captain Charisma will have influenced to pit EVERYONE against you? I don’t see how you withstand that. But by doing this now – putting the Chamber together ourselves and making it official, where it’s us who decides that you can go into the Chamber WITH me as the one on your side is something that can ensure we end it together. Together, we can take down everyone and we’ll be the ones standing tall together in the end, with New Eden proving to be stronger than ever.
(The crowd is finally back to booing New Eden – more pointedly, booing Minerva – as they come to understand why Minerva would want to reinstate the Extreme Elimination Chamber, when how she’d put it together would be for nothing but New Eden’s benefit. Considering the fact that New Eden does eventually have to give up their power over Voltage, this would be the one last big thing that they have control over and Minerva’s clearly thought this one out in Drake’s apparent absence from the decision. Minerva looks to Drake expectantly, wanting an answer of any kind from Drake to at least hear whether he’s come to understand her way of thinking or not.)
James Peters: It doesn’t seem like either of them really planned for this.
Persephone: You think?
Rich Russillo: Problems going on in New Eden :drakelike:!!!!!
(Minerva shakes her head, getting impatient as Drake is still seemingly thinking all of this over and before anyone can say anything else, ‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ by Mick Gordon begins to play and Ryan Wilson makes his way out, a smirk on his face as he looks down into the ring. Minerva couldn’t appear to be more annoyed and Drake is still trying to make sense of Minerva’s decision, as Ryan starts making his way down to the ring.)
Ryan Wilson: Well, well, well! It looks like things aren’t all perfect in Eden after all! I bet NO ONE expected this to come out of this decision by Minerva, right?! Uh-ohhhh, looks like she thought wrong!
(Minerva rolls her eyes while Ryan pokes fun at the apparent issue that’s risen among her and Drake; she doesn’t think it should be such a big problem when she’s confident that New Eden would prevail, even if Drake doesn’t want to see the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match occur. Ryan continues on speaking after a moment of laughing, getting into the ring as it’s known that he has no problem whatsoever standing up to New Eden.)
Ryan Wilson: I bet you guys thought me getting banned from the arena was going to be the end of me and that I would just shut up, Minerva, but I’m FAR from finished! As a matter of fact, I’m GLAD you named me as one of the participants for the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match because I’ve been ready to make good on the opportunity that I was given the choice to make. Drakey here really thought he’d get away with trying to deny me the opportunity that I earned, that Captain Charisma rewarded me with for my efforts – but you two really just don’t understand how much I’m looking forward to facing off against the both of you and becoming the new EAW World Champion in the process. It’s going to be amazing for me to defeat Drake King and be the one who takes over this brand as a World Champion who ACTUALLY cares about representing the Championship I’ll be carrying. I guess though, the same can’t be said about Minerva.
Minerva: :comeagain:
Ryan Wilson: Don’t look at me like that, because you’ve surely got to have some kind of clue as to what I’m speaking about! What, you didn’t think you’d be able to go on without someone pointing out how you’re only throwing yourself into the Chamber while not even thinking to defend your National Elite Championship, did you? I know Drake was too scared to defend the EAW World Championship in the Chamber and tried to make sure that he wouldn’t – thanks for overthrowing that decision though, Minerva 
– but I didn’t think you’d prove to be such a coward yourself, Minerva. That’s got to be the only reason you want to put yourself in the Chamber, so that you don’t have to defend!
(Minerva scoffs into her microphone, looking to Ryan and then to Drake who just shakes his head as he looks to the mat still processing the situation, and then she looks back to Ryan with the same look of amused disbelief.)
Minerva: You’re joking, right? Tell me that you’ve got to me joking, Ryan, because you know that that’s just got to be the biggest load of bullshi- crap that anyone around here has ever fu- freakin’ heard in their lives. Me, a coward? Me, too afraid to face off against anyone that wants to face me? It’s absolutely pathetic that you thought to even have those words leave from your mouth, but then again, it’s you that we’re talking about so I guess no one should be surprised.
Ryan Wilson: I don’t see you doing anything to prove the sentiment wrong, Minerva, but hey, if you want to live with that cloud over your head and have everyone looking at you like you were too scared to put your Championship on the line then that’s your business. It’d be just another wrong decision by more people at the helm of failing management-
Minerva: You’d know all about being the one responsible for failing management, wouldn’t you? But if you’re so set on seeing me defend the National Elite Championship then fine, that’s what everyone’s going to get, because you can be my opponent and face me for it the week after Road to Redemption in Australia at the Aussie Summer Christmas Spectacular Show.
Ryan Wilson: Me with the chance to become a Double Champion?! Oh, between whatever the hell’s going on with you and Drake right now, me getting named for the Chamber, and now getting rip that National Elite Title from you, this just keeps getting better and better for me! Just picture it: Ryan Wilson at the top of Voltage as the National Elite Champion AND the EAW World Champion-
(A mixed reaction then interrupts Ryan as ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke begins to play and out come Chris Elite and Jake Smith, the two of them looking rather amused with what’s going down in the ring right now. They make it to the end of the ramp and remain there, the two of them holding microphones.)
Chris Elite: First of all, let’s get the obvious out the way: Ryan, no one thinks you’re winning anything around here ever again; your New Breed Title was about as close as you’re ever gonna get to the top, so just shut already, dang!
(Jake can be heard laughing and Ryan just rolls his eyes from inside the ring, but Minerva appears just as pleased with the Haircare Kings interrupting as Ryan does. Drake, however, continues to not say a word and remains looking down at the ring canvas.)
Jake Smith: I mean, let’s be honest here. No one thinks you’re going to suddenly find the talent to become a World Champion and be the one to take the EAW World Championship from Drake King and bring down New Eden. You’re just not capable. You weren’t capable of keeping Showdown afloat as the General Manager there and you’d only bring down the value of the EAW World Championship – everything you touch turns to shi- crap. So really, Ryan Wilson being kept away from ever getting his hands on the EAW World Title is the best thing anyone could do; that doesn’t explain your placement in the Chamber, but I suppose Minerva’s right about something, and that it would shut you up. Otherwise, no one’s looking at you to win it, not when me or Chris are the ones that can absolutely get it done.
Minerva: Oh, you think you will? After Drake King already stomped those dreams to dust? Don’t get ahead of yourself, Jake, you’re only in the Chamber for the same reason as Ryan: whatever thoughts or hopes you had of becoming a World Champion with us at the forefront need to be snuffed out for good, and we’re only going to ensure that in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. You might think because you came close that you proved anything but you didn’t; all anyone saw was Jake Smith fail once again and that your desire to be recognized as finally being worth something by simply just winning a World Title was completely misplaced.
Chris Elite: Girl, shut the fu- heck up, already! Y’all aren’t doing anything except hoarding Championships and keeping them from everyone else; running around looking like Gollum making sure no one but any of New Eden gets to have anything. It’s tired, it’s boring, the world’s ready to move the heck on and y’all can keep trying to stand in the way of that but it’s gonna happen sooner or later – and by throwing the Haircare Kings in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, it just means that it’s only gonna happen sooner. Minerva, you might’ve gone behind Drake’s back from the looks of things by making this decision but you really should’ve listened to him, because you look like a real dummy right now for doing this.
(Amused, Minerva laughs into her microphone with everyone watching on.)
Minerva: Oh, what, Chris? You think those words mean anything coming from someone who would’ve lost TWICE at Wicked Games even after using your Gawd Contract to save yourselves the humiliation of coming so close just to fail the first time? It’s pathetic that you think anyone should think to take that seriously, but when you are who you are and Jake is who he is, it makes complete sense that you two would come out here thinking that either of you are prove to have what it takes to stand on top; if it hadn’t been Donovan and Justin, you two wouldn’t even be in the position to face off for the Unified Tag Team Championships.
Chris Elite: And if it hadn’t been for you New Eden bums, I wouldn’t have had to get a whole new partner. Y’all took out Jamie and left me with no one else, so what happened was fair as far as I’m concerned – but oh, because now that the shoe’s on the other foot and it was one of your own knowing what it’s like to get screwed over, suddenly it’s a problem! Yeah, no, screw that mess – I did what I had to do for us and we capitalized on it like we needed to in the end. And now, we’re gonna capitalize on one of us becoming a Double Champion when one of us wins the EAW World Championship and then when we go on to win the Unified Tag Team Championships.
Ryan Wilson: Funny how you two think that it’s laughable that I could become a Double Champion, when no one’s seriously thinking the same thing about either of you!
Jake Smith: This is a conversation for serious contenders ONLY, Ryan, so just go back to standing there and looking stupid or whatever it is you do best, because me and Chris are talking. See, we can tell what’s going on here, Minerva, but thinking that just because you’ve got this Chamber going on where the participants have had their chances at the World Title or chances to take on New Eden in some shape or form while you guys have remained on top, that we’re just doomed to fail again would somehow be smart – but to think none of us would’ve learned to go into the next gear to ensure your guys’ failure for something like this was asinine. It was flat-out stupid. Because now you’ve got to deal with guys who are going to do everything to succeed and stop at nothing to change the course of what New Eden’s done to try to keep things in a stranglehold. I know how close I came at Clash of Kingdoms, and I’m more than prepared to go even further this time around.
(Minerva glares at Jake and then looks to Drake, expecting him to say something but Drake continues to stand there unresponsive. She motions to him to get his attention and he finally looks up from the mat to her, but in searching his eyes for something, any sign of emotion or response, she gets nothing in return. Getting everyone’s attention though is the sound of ‘High All The Time’ by 50 Cent comes blasting from overhead and the crowd absolutely erupts into a wild ovation for Justin Windgate as he makes his way out onto the stage! He looks around, nodding his head as he sees and hears the deafening crowd on their feet for him. After a moment, he raises his microphone and the music fades out.)
Justin Windgate: Everyone was always going to come out here and say their piece, it had to be expected with Minerva pretty much saying that this was going to be all of our final chance to become the EAW World Champion with New Eden on top. You’re pretty much counting on all of us to make the same mistakes, Minerva, to look at this match that you’re putting us in and get ahead of ourselves or not be ready to anticipate anything that you, Drake, or New Eden has a whole could have planned – but I think showed you enough that I’m MORE than ready to disrupt all of New Eden’s plans and intentions when I cost Drake King his Wicked Games match!
(The crowd continues to cheer with Minerva scowling in the ring, shaking her head as she knows that it was the cause for a moment of tension among New Eden during the same night. Justin looks proud of himself, smirking at Minerva from his position on the stage.)
Minerva: Yeah, you can be proud of that all you want, but how’d things go for you at the end of Wicked Games?
Justin Windgate: I’m sure you’ve thanked Ms. Extreme enough for letting her anger get in the way of what was going to happen; I doubt we’d be standing here having this conversation if it hadn’t been for her feelings being hurt or her ego getting bruised, but judging from what I hear about her and Drake, having his tongue down her throat seemingly made up for that. :mjgrin: But besides that, when Captain Charisma returns to power and once we’re all in the Chamber, I’m gonna see to it that I’m the one that brings New Eden down from being on top! I faced off against Drake King in one of these most grueling matches of my career, if not one of the most brutal matches in EAW history back at Bloodsport – and for all the brutality that the Extreme Elimination Chamber is going to have, I’m ready to go through even more.
Chris Elite: Maaaaan, shouldn’t you be off somewhere in the lot getting hot-boxing in your rental? We don’t need some stoner who’s too caught up in his own haze winning the EAW World Title.
Justin Windgate: Your partner used to binge coke with Bronson Daniels :mjpls:
Jake Smith: Now why am I in it? :skip: But if anything, you and everyone else should be seeing what’s happened in my past as nothing more than everything I’ve continued to work off of, build off of with the goal of amounting to more than anyone could’ve ever thought. I’ve had times where I’ve failed, where I’ve stood tall, but there’s no one in this Chamber who can sit back and say that I haven’t absolutely brought everything I can to this season because I know that I’ve stepped up, that I showed through my match with Drake that I can bring my best when it’s called for. The fact that Chris and I are in line for the Tag Team Titles on top of this, and that we’re prepared to give everything for both opportunities, should say more than enough about what not only me but what the both of us are willing to do.
Ryan Wilson: I doubt either of you would be ready for something like the duties that would call for someone to be a Double Champion; it’s a recipe for disaster to have your attention split like that when you wouldn’t know anything about having to multitask under all that pressure. Me, though? I was a General Manager and a competitor at the same time at one point; I’ve got the acumen for that kind of responsibility.
Minerva: That’s all of your guys’ problem. Listen to yourselves and think about what you’re saying – you’re all bringing your best when the opportunities are on the line, but when they’re not, then what? This is one of the points that New Eden is talking about. You all need something big – an opportunity, an accolade, an achievement – something like that hanging in your face-
Chris Elite: Pause.
Minerva: -to be present in the moment and focused. Otherwise, you’re all just coasting or doing nothing of note while people like us, people like New Eden, are doing everything to prove ourselves as the best every time we get in the ring on our talent alone. Talent was overlooked or underappreciated because we were looked down on, treated like we didn’t have what it would take while others were getting handed opportunities for doing the bare minimum or less.
Chris Elite: I just have to point again that if it hadn’t been for New Eden, I would’ve had Jamie as my partner still and we would’ve absolutely destroyed Ms. Extreme and Drake King without question. Don’t get me wrong, Jake’s a good partner and I’m more than willing to make this work with him – but what ultimately happened to Drake is something that New Eden brought on themselves. You can say I was coasting but I’ve been ready for the opportunities – one that y’all damn near robbed me of – and I’m ready for this one too!
(Minerva shakes her head, still amused that they’re all trying to make their case but just as she raises her microphone to speak, Justin cuts her off.)
Justin Windgate: Now see, this is something I can appreciate. Everyone wanting to step up to the plate, everyone wanting to bring their best and show why they could be the next EAW World Champion when it means getting it out of New Eden’s grasp. It needed to be done a long time ago but at this point, after everything and everyone’s failed attempts, this is the time where I’m ready to make it happen for sure. I don’t care how it has to be done but I know that I’m ready to be the one to do it, when I know it would mean after I was the first one to get the shot at Drake this season. I went through hell and back, but I didn’t do it just to fail or fall on my face and never get my hands on it – and that’s why I’m gonna be more than willing to go the extra mile, take that extra step in doing whatever it is that I’m gonna have to do to be the last one standing. Chris Elite’s gonna need new material other than calling me a stoner and a loser, Jake Smith is gonna need to go back to the drawing board after it’s over, reality is gonna set in for Ryan Wilson that he’s still not going to be ready to become a World Champion – but most importantly?
(Justin pauses after looking at the three Chamber participants that he named, before his eyes settle on Minerva – as well as Drake, who’s finally raised his head to join in the others in looking up at Justin – and a grin begins to form on Justin’s face.)
Justin Windgate: As for New Eden? All of you are gonna watch everything that you thought you built crumble, being able to do nothing but stand and watch it burn while I end up on top – and I can’t wait to be the one raising the EAW World Championship up over my head knowing that I was the one whole brought the whole damn thing down. This last chance is gift that I want to make the most of, when I know that all I need is one more chance to end New Eden once and for all – and I’ve got absolutely no problem fucking up any last one of you who try to stand in the way of me ending Drake King.
(Justin drops his microphone at his feet, the thud of it being picked up over the speakers before ‘High All The Time’ begins to play again as he motions around his waist for the EAW World Championship. While Chris, Jake, and Ryan end up having to shout their disagreements with him off-mic, Minerva can only shake her head as she watches them all argue over each other as Justin points down into the ring at her and Drake.)
Rich Rusillo: So that’s it?! It’s official?! Drake King will defend the EAW World Championship in the Chamber?!
James Peters: I might have to double check, but it sounds like the match is back on!
Persephone: I’m gonna get to watch people fight to the death :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: While that may be the case for you, Persephone, I don’t think Drake King is so pleased about that himself!
(While Minerva looks disgusted with the four men, Drake is back to looking at mat, still trying to figure things out after having not said a word the entire time. As Minerva eventually makes her way to Drake to check on him, Drake still not responding to her as she has her hand on his shoulder, the scene fades out.)
(Promotional ad for Road to Redemption, featuring the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the EAW World Championship.)
(The camera then begins to fade into the arena, showing Bella Braxton standing at the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand and a smile on her face. She brings the microphone up to her mouth, ready to announce the opening match!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Ready To Die’ by The Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the speakers of the arena to the thunderous boos from the crowd in response. It isn’t long after that Lucas Johnson begins to make his way out to the stage with a determined look on his face. He ignores the crowd’s reaction towards him, stretching out his limbs while focusing on the ring, beginning to make his way down the ramp after a while.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… THE EMPEROR OF VIOLENCE… LUCAS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Last week, Lucas suffered what should be an unfortunate loss in his eyes against Danny Tanner thanks to a roll-up. It’s something that has surely made Lucas unhappy and now, it looks like he’s out for blood thanks to it.
James Peters: He’s got a chance to redeem himself in our opening match tonight, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t up against some tough competition. Will Lucas manage to pull through and get himself a victory, or will he meet bitter defeat once more?
Persephone: I don’t know at this point. A part of me wants to say he’ll win, but then again, this is fucking Lucas Johnson we’re talking about, let’s not get our hopes up.
(‘’Best Damn Thing’ by the best artist ever Avril ‘Queen’ Lavigne begins to play up to the loud cheers of the arena upon seeing McCall Everett make her way out to the stage with a smile on her face and a skateboard in her hand which she raises into the air. She hypes up the crowd for a moment before focusing on the ring, jumping onto her skateboard and riding down the ramp with an enthusiastic look.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Enumclaw, Washington… weighing in at 107 pounds… SKATER GURL… MCCALL EVERETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: And here comes McCall who last week came out in defeat teaming with The Woogieman against Kirk Redwood and Kelin. It’s apparent that hasn’t deterred her in the slightest here tonight, but I’m sure she’d much prefer a win.
James Peters: She’s a woman on a mission and a bright newcomer, which means she isn’t going to go down so easily in the process. She’s up against some tough competition at hand, but at the same time she’s someone that knows the risk, she’s got it.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go, as our opening match is officially underway! Both Lucas and McCall are beginning to make their way around the ring, scouting the competition and taking this match slowly because who knows what the hell could unfold right here. They lock up into a collar-and-elbow tie up, with Lucas being favored as he begins to push McCall towards the ropes! But McCall manages to spin around and lock in a waist lock, proceeding to drop all of her weight down and hold Lucas in place! Lucas takes his hands and tries to pry McCall’s grip away from him, but it appears McCall isn’t wavering right now and is going to make sure that she has the upperhand over Lucas no matter what!
James Peters: But that doesn’t look to be for long, with Lucas managing to break free and spin around before locking in a waist lock of his own onto McCall! McCall tries to escape herself, but before she can go any further it’s Lucas that lifts her up off the ground before dropping her down to the mat! McCall tries to scramble up to her feet before anything else can happen, but she’s too late as Lucas swoops in and locks in a chinlock! Lucas is trying to keep McCall on the ground for as long as humanly possible, but it looks like that’s not going to be for long with McCall slowly beginning to find a base to help her up to her feet. Lucas tries to drop her weight and keep her downward, but it looks like that isn’t wavering McCall’s fortitude in the slightest. McCall now begins to send elbow shots towards the abdomen of Lucas, trying to break free of the hold and escape out of it before she gets into more trouble!
Persephone: Lucas Johnson having a problem with people that are half his size? Honestly, why am I not surprised?
Rich Russillo: Lucas is forced to let go, shoving McCall away and creating distance to prevent any offense being thrown towards him. BUT IT SEEMS TOO LATE FOR THAT, MCCALL RUNNING FORWARD AND GRABBING LUCAS BY HIS HEAD BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! Lucas grabbing his face in pain while he tries to get back up to his feet, BUT MCCALL NOW RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW TO TAKE LUCAS DOWN TO THE MAT! Lucas once again drops down to the mat, not knowing what hit him while he tries to get back up to a seated position, BUT THIS TIME MCCALL LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND CAVES HIS HEAD IN WITH A METEORA!
James Peters: Lucas is having a hard time so far and McCall is looking to keep the momentum going in order to make sure that it stays that way. Lucas grabs onto the ropes and tries to help himself up, BUT MCCALL LOOKS TO STOP HIM IN HIS TRACKS BY CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But before that can happen Lucas sends a back elbow towards the nose of McCall to force her back! McCall stumbles back, BUT GOES FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT! WHICH IS THWARTED BY LUCAS LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE SKULL OF MCCALL TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Finally, the incapable finally does something right. It’s kind of sad seeing these run-of-the-mill newbies wrecking these people that have been here for years, it kind of shows the standards that we have here :francis:.
Rich Russillo: McCall rolls away from Lucas before getting herself up to a knee, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE’S MET WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE BY LUCAS JOHNSON WHICH TAKES HER DOWN! It’s all Lucas at the moment and I’m sure he wouldn’t have it any other way, LOOKING TO FOLLOW UP AS HE POPS MCCALL OFF THE GROUND BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN ON HER HEAD WITH A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER! Lucas isn’t done though, turning around and running to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING UP OFF THE GROUND AND CRUSHING MCCALL’S HEAD WITH A KNEE DROP!
James Peters: McCall grabbing her head while she slowly tries to rise up to her feet, BUT LUCAS FROM BEHIND RUNS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR A LARIAT TOWARDS THE BACK OF HER HEAD! But McCall saw it coming, managing to duck under it just in the nick of time! McCall running to the ropes and back while Lucas turns around, MCCALL GOING FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF LUCAS! BUT LUCAS MANAGES TO SLIDE UNDER AND GRAB THE LEGS OF MCCALL TRIPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT! LUCAS THEN TRANSITIONING IT INTO A QUICK ROLL-UP ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO-
Persephone: B-tec Avril Lavigne manages to kick out in time, sadly.
Rich Russillo: Both of them are scrambling up to their feet, realizing the danger of the situation that both of them find themselves in. McCall runs forward in hopes of taking Lucas by surprise, but Lucas manages to move out of the way and throw McCall towards the ropes! LUCAS LOOKING TO TAKE MCCALL’S HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT! But McCall manages to duck under, LOOKING TO USE SOME EXTRAORDINARY STRENGTH TO SLIP BEHIND LUCAS AND GO FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Lucas has too much of a size advantage over her, forcing her to drop him down! Lucas then sends a back elbow to force her to release the hold that she has on him, LUCAS LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT THE BLUEPRINT! JUMPING CUTTER TO TAKE DOWN MCCALL!
James Peters: But McCall manages to keep herself upwards and shove Lucas away as a counter, sending Lucas downwards and to the mat! Lucas grabbing his back in pain while he tries to get himself up to a knee, BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET HIMSELF ANY FURTHER MCCALL LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS LUCAS DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SWIFT HURRICANRANA! McCall isn’t done though, turning around and eagerly waiting for Lucas to get back up, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND GOING FOR A SHINING WIZARD TO HIS FACE!
Persephone: But that sloppy attempt at what she calls a Shining Wizard misses!
Rich Russillo: But Lucas manages to duck under that, McCall crashes and burns on the canvas while Lucas scoops her up off the ground, BEFORE LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! McCall bounces off the canvas before rolling towards the bottom rope to help herself up to her feet, BUT IT’S LUCAS THAT RUNS FORWARD AND KNOCKS HER OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE RINGSIDE AREA WITH A SWIFT BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SIDE OF HER BODY!
James Peters: Lucas gets back up to a vertical base, leaving the ring and standing on the apron while McCall slowly tries to recover on the outside. LUCAS RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS THE HEAD OF MCCALL WHILE SHE GETS BACK UP! BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN, MCCALL SWEEPS THE LEG AND LEAVES LUCAS TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGMAT! Lucas once again finds himself in a world of hurt, but McCall approaches and grabs ahold of him, BEFORE USING THE APRON AS MOMENTUM TO SPIKE LUCAS’ HEAD DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BRUTAL TORNADO DDT! McCall grabs Lucas by his head and pushes him into the ring, sliding in as well, BEFORE SHE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: But Lucas manages to kick out :francis:.
Rich Russillo: It’s like a rush of adrenaline just shot through Lucas, but McCall is hoping to make sure that it’s not a factor in her road to victory. McCall uses the ropes to pull herself closer and make her way up to the feet with ease, before making her way towards Lucas and beginning to bring him up as well, before sending him towards the turnbuckles with an Irish whip! MCCALL RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TOWARDS HIS JAW! But Lucas manages to move out of the way while both of them trade spots, WITH LUCAS RUNNING FORWARD AND SLAMMING A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS MCCALL’S ABDOMEN TO TAKE THE AIR COMPLETELY OUT OF HER BODY!
James Peters: Lucas grabbing McCall by her head now before throwing her down to the center of the ring, Lucas turning around and beginning to make his way up to the top rope while McCall makes an attempt to recover. LUCAS LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE SHE CAN DO THAT THOUGH AND MANAGING TO CONNECT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF MCCALL! McCall tumbles down to the ground while Lucas makes his way over and grabs her by her arm before sending her towards the ropes with an Irish whip, CONNECTING WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HER KNEECAPS TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE MAT! McCall isn’t fully down though, managing to catch herself with her hands, BUT THAT CHANGES WITH LUCAS RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD THAT DROPS HER DOWN FULLY!
Persephone: :roman: It’s not going so hot for her is it? The more I think about it, the more I think of how embarrassing this must be for her, she’s getting her ass beat by LUCAS JOHNSON! That certainly tells a lot doesn’t it. I swear EAW has to invest in better Elitists, or even better, invent a cloning machine so we can have more Rex McAllister’s :blessed:.
Rich Russillo: Lucas bringing McCall up once again, TURNING HER AROUND AND ATTEMPTING A REAR NAKED CHOKE! But before he can fully execute that, it’s McCall that sends a back elbow forcing Lucas back! Lucas stumbles backward while he doubles over for a second, BEFORE MCCALL RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS OVER HIM GOING FOR A SUNSET FLIP! McCall doesn’t transition it into a pin though, ROLLING THROUGH BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO A SEATED LUCAS TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! McCall isn’t done though, TURNING AROUND AND RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES, BEFORE FLYING OFF OF THEM AND CRUSHING LUCAS WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!
James Peters: Lucas grabbing his gut in pain but is slowly beginning to get himself back up to his feet, BUT HE CAN’T REALLY DO MUCH AS MCCALL SLAMS A FOREARM INTO HIS FACE TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Lucas attempts to get up again, BUT MCCALL RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER TO DROP LUCAS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Lucas gets up one more time, THIS TIME REELING HIS ARM BACK AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD OF MCCALL! BUT MCCALL MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AND RUN TO THE ROPES, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND TAKING LUCAS’ HEAD OFF WITH A SHINING WIZARD!
Persephone: LMAOOOOOOO HE’S ACTUALLY ABOUT TO LOSE!
Rich Russillo: McCall falls against the corner, looking around while the crowd goes absolutely berserk for her, this damn well might be her chance to get the victory right now! McCall begins to slowly climb up to the top rope, gripping onto the turnbuckles and positioning herself, ready to strike at any given moment! McCall balances herself while she stands on the top turnbuckle, GOING FOR THE 450 SPLASH! TO FINISH THIS MATCH AND GET HER FIRST WIN IN EAW!
James Peters: But that’s ruined as Lucas manages to roll out of the way just in time! McCall meets a hard landing which leaves her in a world of pain, but despite that she’s still trying her best to pull herself up to her feet! WHICH LEAVES HER IN THE PERFECT POSITION FOR THE FINAL CALL! THE PUNT KICK KNOCKS MCCALL RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND AND MAKES HER SEE STARS! LUCAS HAS HER RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HER AS HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG, GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Ready To Die’ blasts through the speakers of the arena to loud boos from the crowd as Lucas Johnson begins to pull himself up to a knee. He has a scowl on his face as he sweeps away loose strands of hair and collects himself before getting himself up to a vertical base and shouting out of pure adrenaline. The referee then makes his way over, taking Lucas’ hand and raising it high in the air before Lucas begins to celebrate his victory from there.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… LUCAS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: What an opener that we’ve just witnessed tonight! It’s clear that both of them were looking to make one hell of a statement at one another’s expense, putting it all on the line to make sure a victory was in their grasp when it was all said and done. But in the end, the veteran instincts of Lucas Johnson got the better of the newcomer in the form of McCall Everett, leading Lucas right to a victory as a result.
James Peters: This is definitely one hell of a motivator for Lucas especially heading into Road To Redemption, who knows what could be up in store for him then as well, that’s something that we’re just going to have to find out with time. Nonetheless, congratulations on the victory goes to none other than Lucas Johnson!
(Lucas rolls out of the ring, grabbing his head in pain before shaking it off. He then raises his hands in the air with a smirk before making his way up the ramp from there. McCall is seen in the ring, being checked out by the referee with a pained expression on her face. The last shot seen is Lucas disappearing through the backstage area while Sunday Night Voltage then begins to fade out to elsewhere from there.)
( Voltage fades into the backstage area where Sofia Clarke is standing by. She has a microphone in hand and a bright smile on her face. )
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever the Universal Women’s Championship will be defended inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption. This marks the first time the marquee women’s championship here in Elite Answers Wrestling has been defended inside of a chamber since 2017. As of Showdown last night, the chamber has been set. Voltage’s own Ms. Extreme will defend her championship against Holly Arrow and Rebecca Blackwell from Voltage, Ximena Velasquez and Serenity Valdez from Dynasty, and Ayu Megumi from Showdown.
( In the arena, the fans are heard cheering for the announcement. The Universal Women’s Championship Chamber is full of diverse women, from different backgrounds, and who all have a hell of a lot of talent. Ximena and Holly have both already proven themselves to be solid world championship contenders within the last few months by giving Ms. Extreme absolutely everything she can handle in their respective matches with her. Rebecca Blackwell and Ayu Megumi, two women who have never gotten a shot at world championship gold, are bright stars with even brighter futures. Then there is the wildcard, the unknown Serenity Valdez who has come out of nowhere to open eyes and show the world that she is one to watch. )
Sofia Clarke: With the chamber being set in stone, there are some Elitists who find themselves on the outside looking in. Joining me right now is one of those women. Please welcome, Mary S. Atlas.
( Mary S. Atlas steps into the scene and she doesn’t look happy. As of right now, the blonde doesn’t find herself on the Road to Redemption card at all and needless to say, she seems to be a bit upset about that. )
Sofia Clarke: Mary, right now your path towards Road to Redemption seems to have come to a halt with Miku Sakai defending the Specialists Championship against Harper Lee, and of course, the Extreme Elimination Chamber being set. How do you feel about being left out of these two matches?
Mary S. Atlas: There really isn’t anything I can do about the Specialists Championship. I had my chance against Miku back at Wicked Games and the match didn’t go my way. That sucks, and Harper Lee won the contendership match that was held at Reasonable Doubt. It could have been me defending against her if things had gone my way, but they didn’t. What I am upset about is the Universal Women’s Championship match. It’s absolute bull that I wasn’t even considered for the Universal Women’s Championship Chamber!
Sofia Clarke: How so, Mary?
Mary S. Atlas: While I’m happy for Rebecca, obviously, I have to question StarrStan’s thought process by involving Holly Arrow in the match. It was just about a month ago that she had her chance to take that belt from Ms. Extreme but she failed. I don’t see the point in her getting another opportunity when she lost her first one, and honestly? The same kinda goes for Ximena. She lost to Ms. Extreme back at Territorial Invasion so someone really needs to explain to me what she’s done to earn another chance as well. I hate to sound like I’m bitching but I just don’t see why these women are more deserving than me. The same can be said about Serenity, who was HANDED her spot in the match because Kensi finally got fed up with Lisa. It’s just annoying, Sofia. I’m very frustrated.
???: You’re not the only person who’s frustrated.
( Mary and Sofia turn around and see Lucas Johnson walking up to them. He’s sweaty from his match against the plucky and spirited McCall Everett, having just come from the ring. Lucas has a towel around his neck and he stops in front of Mary and Sofia and takes a long drink from the bottle of water in his hands. He pours the rest of it over his head and wipes his face, and Mary just stares at him. )
Mary S. Atlas: Is there a reason you’re interrupting my television time, Lucas?
( Lucas grins at her, and Mary literally recoils in disgust. She does not want Lucas Johnson smiling at her at all. )
Lucas Johnson: I just wanted to say that you’re not the only person who’s frustrated. I just had a hell of a match with McCall Everett, which I won by the way, but do I think anyone around here is going to open their eyes and notice it? Absolutely not. If Captain Charisma were around, he would notice and I would almost bet that he would notice that BOTH of us have been left off the Road to Redemption card.
Mary S. Atlas: I’m sorry but our situations are not the same.
Lucas Johnson: Are you sure? I lost a chance to become the New Breed Champion and even though I hate to admit it, I haven’t really found my footing since that match. It’s not for lack of trying on my part, but I damn sure would love to find myself in a better position as we head towards the end of the year. That’s why I can’t help but sympathize with your situation and agree that it is frustrating.
( Mary practically rolls her eyes to the back of her head. )
Mary S. Atlas: Look Lucas, we are not the same. We are not in the same boat. I haven’t been in this company for a hundred years and only have one forgettable New Breed Championship reign to my name. My one year anniversary of being an Elitist is coming up a few days after Road to Redemption and I deserve a chance to shine and show everyone how much I’ve grown since then. I should be in that Universal Women’s Championship Chamber and no one can tell me any differently. I’ve never gotten a chance to compete for the Universal Women’s Championship. Some of the women in that chamber have gotten the chance and they have failed. Serenity and Ayu? Why are they getting the chance in the first place? Absolutely NO ONE in that match can say they work as hard as I do, and busted their ass to get better with each and every match.
Lucas Johnson: I think it’s fair to say that everyone works hard. We wouldn’t be in EAW if we didn’t have the drive to succeed and the work ethic needed to get us there.
Mary S. Atlas: Not everyone works hard. Some people rely on their name to get by and other people seem to think that doing the same thing over and over again will eventually get them where they want to go. I’m sure you can relate to that.
( Lucas frowns at Mary. )
Lucas Johnson: Excuse me?
Mary S. Atlas: You heard me. You are the type of person who refuses to change or get with the times. You think the same things that made you relevant back whenever the hell you won that title are the same things you can do now, but it doesn’t work like that. You have never evolved. You have never grown. You have never shown any improvement which is why you’ve never been able to win the one million championship opportunities you’ve gotten since then. I don’t get it at all, and I don’t see how you can honestly say you are frustrated with anything here in EAW when your misfortune is your own fault.
( Lucas blinks at Mary. Her words cut deep, and they were meant too. )
Lucas Johnson: Damn. Tell me how you really feel.
Mary S. Atlas: You’re the same old Lucas Johnson and that will never be enough to take you any further than where you are right now. Meanwhile, I am Mary S. Atlas, and I have done nothing but improve with each and every single match. I’m not going to sit back and let people pass me over. I’m going to show them why I should be in contention for whatever title I want.
Lucas Johnson: Okay… good luck with that, I guess.
( Lucas turns to walk away and as he does a wicked smile crosses Mary’s face. She attacks Lucas from behind by peppering him with forearm shots to the head, and then she throws him into a pile of equipment that is sitting backstage! Lucas’ head collides with an unused monitor and he immediately groans, in obvious pain from hitting his head and from being blindside. )
Mary S. Atlas: If I were you, I would think twice before getting into my business ever again.
( Lucas cracks his eyes open and is able to catch a glimpse of Mary walking away. He scowls, obviously angry that his attempt at finding common ground with her went south. Instead, he is left with a headache now, and a situation he’s not about to let go unresolved. )
( Voltage fades to commercial break. )
(Voltage fades to a promotional ad for Playboi Carti’s “King Vamp” tour featuring his biggest fans, Andre Walker and Chris Elite.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside, where Bella Braxton can be seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled FOR!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘Forever’ by Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem plays over the sound system of the arena as Kel is making his way to the ring under the cheers of the soldout Bostonian crowd. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! From Yoakum, Texas! Weighing in at 218 pounds! He is The Show Stealer; KELIN!!!!!
James Peters: Kelin last week was part of a winning pairing with Kirk Redwood as he faced debuting McCall Everett and The Woogieman.
Rich Russillo: Kelin had a good strong showing but we will remember more what Redwood did after the match to The Woog.
Persephone: What did he do? I honestly forgot because I didn’t care.
( ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’ by Code Orange plays over the sound system of the arena as The Natural Born Killer. is making his way to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: ANNND HIS OPPONENT! From Huntington Beach, California! Weighing in at 213 pounds; SHAAAAAANE GAAAAAATES!
James Peters: On the losing end of a battle that took place on Showdown last week, Shane will be looking to get back on the winning side for sure this week!
Rich Russillo: Especially now that he no longer has to deal with that pesky Doll since it got destroyed during Wicked Games.
Persephone: Come on ref! Say the words! Let’s get this show on the road! HURRY UP!!!
Official: RING THE BELL!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
James Peters: And Here We GO! This match is officially underway! Both men are meeting at the center of the ring staring at each other for a few seconds before circling up observing and studying. Kelin offers a hand wanting to go for a tests of strenght with Gates who doesn’t want it at first but ends up grabbing on. Both men both with their hands together and the struggle begins! Shane looks to be on the verge of taking physical control but Kelin quickly turns and gets Gates into a headlock! He holds tightly to his opponent who tries to get free before getting whipped into the ropes! Gates bounces toward Kelin who dives down, Gates hops over him and to the ropes! On the return! Kelin hop scotch over Shane who stops and quickly turns! He goes for a clothesline BUT GETS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FOR HIS TROUBLE! Shane is reeling but doesn’t go down!
Rich Russillo: This is bringing a smile to Kelin’s face before he jumps standing and NAILS AN ENZIGUR-NO! GATES CAUGHT THE FOOT OF KELIN AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! The Texas born gets back up quickly but gets sent down on his back just as quickly! He gets up a third time and and blocks the clothesline! Trying to go for a discus version of his own BUT SHANE CLIPS HIM DOWN WITH A PELE KICK! DOWN GOES KELIN!
Persephone: A cover already?
OOONNNEEE!!!
James Peters: Gates shoves Kelin off him! Too soon for the Texan! Shane will need a harder beating to stay down for three seconds! Gates is getting vertical but Kelin is quicker and sneaps behind him! He wraps his arms around Shane’s waist he’s going for a German Suplex! HE OVERSHOT IT! Too much muster making Shane to land on his feet! He quickly hugs Kelin AND GOES FOR A GERMAN OF HIS OWN! DOWN GOES KELIN!
Crowd: ONE!!!
Rich Russillo: But he doesn’t let go of the hold! Shane gets up and delivers a second German!
Crowd: TWO!!!
Persephone: Are they really counting? Those idiots! I hate Boston.
James Peters: Is there a town in the world you don’t hate?
Persephone: My hometown of course! Although…
Crowd: THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: Shane while you two are bickering went for a third Suplex before let-no he actually STILL holds onto Kelin who is a bit woozy now. Shane moves him close to a corner AND SUPLEXES HIM AGAINST IT!
Crowd: FOUR!!!
James Peters: Shane is getting to his feet looking on his downed opponent looking rather pleased at his work. He shakes his shoulders, we hear the snapping of joints as he grunts and smirks before moving to get Kelin to a vertical base and whip him into the ropes. Kelin goes upward, a hurricanrana by Kelin BUT IT’S REVERSED INTO A JAPANESE ARM DRAG BY SHANE! Down goes Kelin again as Shane seems to be taking control of the match now! Kelin is brought back to his feet by Gates who whips the man into the corner and quickly starts a series of various kicks to the side, chest and legs of Gates!
Rich Russillo: Seems like now Kelin is on top of the offensive charge! He throws in some punches now before propping Shane to stand and lean his back against the top turnbuckle before Kelin goes to the opposite corner and rushes in! BUT SHANE STOPS HIM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION FOLLOWED BY A BRAIN BUSTEEEEEEEEER!!!
James Peters: KELIN IS DOWN and Shanes pushes the offensive with an elbow drop through the heart of his opponent! He follows it with an leg drop and a series of knees driving it into the ribs and those looks STIFF!
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates never has been known to be gentle with his opponent, he has a penchant for dishing out pain and he actually enjoys it!
Persephone: If only he could draw blood…
Rich Russillo: If he hears you he may very well try and oblige your sick perverted desire but I’m sure Kelin will want to do something against that. Gates now is getting down to a knee driving down a few elbows to the face of Kelin BEFORE HE HIMSELF TRIES TO TURN THE TABLE WITH A SUDDEN ATTEMPT AT A KIMURA LOCK! Gates gets away quickly which allows for Kelin to get back to his knees that could have spelled trouble for the man who got rid of Lizzy at Wicked Games.
Persephone: You mean Holly Arrow got rid of Lizzie, remember the RPG? Gates was left behind in the haunted house, remember?
Rich Russillo: I’d rather not as that was horrifying.
Persephone: Was it though?
James Peters: Meanwhile inside the ring the action continues as Shane wants to go for a clothesline BUT KELIN DRAGS HIM DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE! DOWN GOES SHANE who gets back to a vertical base quickly BUT is brought back down with a quick SNAP SUPLEX! Pin attempt by Kelin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: Oh come on!
Rich Russillo: Not enough, far from it for Kelin as Gates lifts his shoulder up! This match continues with Kelin throwing some punches to Gates and then with force whips him through the ropes forcing Shane to crash down to the outside of the ring! Kelin watches as Shane is struggling to get up after this move but suddenly he dashes to the ropes he rushes in diving between them HE IS GOING FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES BUT SHANE CATCHES HIM AND REVERSES THE MOVE WITH A POWERBOMB ON THE RING APRON!!! DOWN GOES KELIN and Shane goes to a knee trying to recover!
James Peters: Kelin with a variation on the dropkick that we don’t see every day and unfortunately for him Shane had an answer for him in the form of a devastating powerbomb on the hardest part of the ring! Both men are slowly now going inside the ring both on their knees they face each other! Kelin throws a punch to Shane!
Crowd: YAAAY!!!
James Peters: Which is returned in kind by Shane!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: Kelin with another right hand!
Crowd: YAAAY!!!
James Peters: And Shane replies in kind!
Crowd: BOOOO!!! YAAAY!!! BOOOO!!! YAAAY!!! BOOOO!!! YAAAY!!! BOOOO!!! YAAAY!!! BOOOO!!! YAAAY!!! YAAAY!!! YAAAY!!! YAAAY!!!
Rich Russillo: Kelin is getting the upper hand in this fist throw down and he then whips Gates into the ropes and he goes the opposite direction! BOTH MEN END UP CLOTHESLINING EACH OTHER!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND STARING AT THE CEILING OF TD GARDENS HERE IN BOSTON! We’ll go to a commercial break now folks don’t go anywhere we’ll be RIGHT BACK!!
( A commercial airs for Road To Redemption, coming to you live from the Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana for a two-nights event on December 11th and 12th LIVE and exclusively on Free-Per-View!)
James Peters: And we are back on Sunday Night Voltage LIVE from TD Gardens in Boston, Massachussets with Kelin currently going one-on-one with Shane Gates! Kelin during the commercial break managed to get the upper hand on his opponent after they double clotheslined each other dead in the center of the ring! This match so far has been a constant back and forth between two competitors hungry for a win! Kelin currently is holding Shane in an armbar manoeuvering him to a corner before pushing him against it and DROPKICK HIM AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES! HE THEN GOES FOR A ROLL-UP!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Persephone: That would’ve been so lame!
Rich Russillo: And Shane kicks out at two! It would’ve been humiliating for him to suffer a loss this way for sure but he is keeping his hopes of winning alive! Kelin sighs a little looking at the official who confirms the two count. Gates rolls outside of the ring looking to recover and Kilen is not giving him any time to rest! He goes for a TOP ROPE SUICIDA THAT CONNECTS THIS TIME! NO REVERSAL FROM SHANE WHO GETS CRUSHED UNDER THE ATTACK! The crowd is enjoying this action from Kilen this high risk move paid off for him! The official is warning both men to get back inside the ring or he will begin counting them out!
James Peters: Kelin listens to the official after propping up Shane against the apron throwing a few punches to the body and face using Shane like a punching bag basically THEN DELIVERS A SUPERKICK!! GATES IS PUSHED INSIDE THE RING AS A RESULT! Kelin moves inside as Gates somehow is trying to get to his feet despite the move that connected square on his jaw! He must not be all there as Kelin helps him up. Gates is staggering and Kelin goes to the ropes SPRINGBOARDING HIMSELF INTO A POISONRANAAAAA!!! THE FRANKENSTEINER CONNECTS SHANE GATES FLIPS AND LANDS ON THE GROUND HARD! COVER BY KELIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHH-
Persephone: Ah frick!
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates Kicked Out! That one was close! How did he manage to get out of the pin after what he just been through? No argument with the referee will change the official’s mind it clearly was a two count if Kelin wants to win he needs to keep the pressure on Shane Gates! Kelin nods, he has no choice and he picks Shane up. He hoists him up going towards a corner THROWING GATES TOWARDS IT! BUCKLE BOMB BY KELIN BUT WAIT SHANE IS DASHING FORWARD!! HE TAKES DOWN KELIN WITH A SPEAR!! KELIN DIDN’T SAW THAT COMING AT ALL AND BOTH MEN CRASHES DOWN! SHANE IS ON TOP OF KELIN LOOKING A BIT SPENT FROM WHAT FEELS LIKE A DESPERATION MOVE!! IT’S A COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Persephone: Sigh…
James Peters: KELIN LIFTS THE SHOULDER UP! Even I didn’t see that move coming Shane despite the pain of the buckle bomb charged forth and tackled down his opponent with a spear! That is well played and both both men are down!
Crowd: This Is Awesome! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!!! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!!! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!!! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!!!
James Peters: The crowd is appreciative of the show being offered to them in this match, who will emerge victorious folks? Your bet is as good as mine at this point! Both men are slow to get to their feet under the watchful gaze of the official And Kelin goes to grab hold of Shane, whips him into the ropes waiting for him with a superkick that is dodged by Shane who ducked to the side he quickly goes to grab at Kilen’s side LIFTING HIM UP INTO A PERFECTLY EXECUTED GUTBUSTER!! Down goes Kelin! Gates picks up a stunned-looking opponent who’s holding his guts in pain before whipping him into the ropes! He goes for a clothesline but Kelin ducks under the arm he then jumps on the ropes SPRINGBOARDING HIMSELF INTO A CUTTER!! IT CONNECTS ON SHANE WHO GOES DOWN HARD! COVER BY KELIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Persephone: Great! So damn close!
Rich Russillo: Another near fall! Shane Gates just refuses to give up tonight! Kelin is breathing heavy as he is on his knees next to Shane looking at him and wondering what he will do next. Kelin is getting up to his feet before throwing a few punches to Shane before whipping him into the ropes! Slingblade by Kelin taking down Shane who gets up and gets his arm grabbed by Kelin who calls for The Key Point! The Ripcord Spinning Jumping Knee he wants to end the match right now! He goes for it! It co-NO!!! SHANE DUCKED TO THE LEFT THE KNEE ALMOST GRAZED HIS FACE SO MUCH IT WAS CLOSE! KELIN TURNS AROUND QUICKLY GRABS HOLD OF KELIN’S FACE WITH A BARE BARE! THE RECKONING!! THE RECKONING!! THE IRON CLAW CHOKESLAM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! KELIN GOES DOWN HARD!! SHANE GOES FOR A COVER! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’ by Code Orange plays over the sound system of TD Gardens as Shane’s arm gets raised by the official. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner: SHANE GAAAAAATES!!!
James Peters: What a match by those two competitors! It could’ve gone either way but Shane tonight had the better hand!
Persephone: He was lucky to be honest.
Rich Russillo: Perhaps, perhaps not, Kelin gave a strong performance tonight but it was not meant to be. Better luck next time! Meanwhile Shane is enjoying the spoils of a well earned victory!
(As Shane Gates celebrates his victory, Voltage fades away from ringside.)
(Promotional ad for Spider-Man: No Way Home.)
(The camera transitions to backstage where we see Kirk Redwood stumbling around with a bottle of beer in his hand. He’s using the wall to hold himself up, until he stops, and squints his eyes. Considering he has a match later on tonight against Jake Smith, it doesn’t appear to be a very good sign that he is drinking on the job.)
Kirk Redwood: What the??? Is that?
(Kirk leans closer and really squints as if he is trying to get a better look at something… or perhaps someone. He shakes his head. He refuses to believe what he is seeing.)
Kirk Redwood: Oof, calm down Kirk, don’t want to lose my lunch. Slow and steady, we’ll get their big guy.
(Kirk eyes open real wide, before collecting himself, and creeping ever so slightly to what he sees. The camera turns over to what he’s looking at, and it turns out to be Shane Gates! It was just a few minutes ago that Shane Gates got a win over the talented newcomer, Kelin.)
Kirk Redwood: Wait, he’s still there. I thought he would’ve disappeared by now. This can’t be… What’s in this beer? Did someone spike this? I’m starting to see shit.. Right? That’s gotta be some sort of illusion.
(Kirk gets closer and closer to Shane while Shane’s back is turned, and Kirk starts poking at him; and to his surprise his finger doesn’t go through him)
Kirk Redwood: Oh wow it’s real! Must be a prosthetic or a dummy or something though. Very realistic! The things people can make these days are incredible!
(Shane then turns around, confused as to why someone is poking him)
Shane Gates: Hey.. HEY! What the hell do you think you’re doing??! Back up damn! Why the hell are you touching me; I’m not interested.
Kirk Redwood: OH SH-..
(Kirk falls backward at the shock of this Shane Gates dummy being the real Shane Gates. He gets back to his feet quick though, and starts laughing)
Kirk Redwood: Oh.. HAHAHAHA.. No way in hell! Maaannn you’re still alive? Like I legit thought EAW held a funeral and everything. I mean I didn’t go, so I couldn’t say for sure, but I thought I heard people would talk about it. Just so we’re clear, I would never go to your funeral, because I honestly would not care at all…
Shane Gates: What? What an odd thing to say. Why did you think I was dead anyway? And also, why would you think that I would care at all if you came to my funeral? I barely even know who you are.
Kirk Redwood: You would stop putting on a brave face to try and look tough. Anyway, I thought you died in that haunted house.. Come to think of it though, it’s either I overheard someone talking about you being dead or I drank too much and the fact I forgot you even existed, and then you popped in my head, and I just assumed you were dead. Either way It’s not like you make much of an impact around here anyway. It’s like, is he dead? Or just really bad at his job that no one even notices that he’s here. I don’t have to explain it to you obviously, you know who you are!
(Shane is clearly getting mad at the disrespect)
Shane Gates: Oh, you seem like a fun person to talk to, I can see why you’re stumbling back here alone. Is this a bit that you’re doing? Look, will you get away from me? I don’t have time for this! Where have all the adults gone in this place? What happened to respect for peers? I won’t just stand here and take some immature joking.. Especially not from someone like you. You seem to be quite confident in yourself. I mean why are you, of all people trying to talk down to me? You haven’t done anything here. There’s so many people in EAW that are just like you. Someone that talks all the time, without doing anything. Then they try to go after the people that are on the same plane as them, only they try to act all superior. Are we going to act like you’re not literally drunk right now? You’re an embarrassment, it seems like you’ve already given up on yourself, no need to try and get me to beat you and make the pain even more real. The more I talk it out, and the more you stand here.. Well wobble here; the more I seem to not have much hatred for you. No, you’re not worth the energy. Honestly I have nothing for you, except pity. How could you drop to such a lowly state in the mere months that you’ve been here? Such a pathetic existence, I shudder at the thought of letting myself become such a shell of my former self, and in public no less. In front of peers; peers that could dictate my future? How pathetic.
(Kirk puts his hands up and backs a way a little in an over exaggerated fake apology)
Kirk Redwood: Whoa relax buddy. You mad? Did I upset you? You seem quite triggered. Maybe the truth is just too much to bear huh? I’m not being immature, I’m being truthful! I’m sorry that I can’t talk sunshine and rainbows to you because there’s nothing positive to talk about when it comes to your career. You’ve been in the same position your whole life, and nothing is changing because you don’t have that winners mentality inside you. The only mentality that you have is one of a crazy person. The only thing that your brain can focus on, is the shit that’s not even real. That’s all you are, smoke and mirrors. The most interesting thing about you was that you played with dolls, and it seems like that’s over now. I wouldn’t be so quick to lecture me on anything. The best thing that could’ve happened to you was to get murdered inside that haunted house, so that maybe you would’ve had some sort of spotlight when you got like a 30 second tribute video on Voltage. Unfortunately that didn’t happen so.. What else do you even have? Doesn’t look like you were lucky enough to be possessed by that house, maybe you can get Lizzie back? By the way where is Lizzie these days? Is she… oh…. Oh no.. STAY BACK!
(Shane looks confused at the sudden stop of the conversation)
Shane Gates: Wait.. What?
Kirk Redwood: It’s… IT’S HER! THE DOLL?!! LIZZIE IS BEHIND YOU!!!
(Shane turns around in a panic to see that nothing is there)
Kirk Redwood: HAHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR DUMB ASS FACE!
(Kirk starts talking in a mocking manner)
Kirk Redwood: Oh No Da DoLl Is GoNnA gEt Me! What are you? A child? Getting scared by fairy tales and fables? God we’re supposed to be professional wrestlers, and you’re afraid of some painted wood! I’m just fucking with you bro! Don’t need to take everything so seriously. It’s not like any of that shit is real.
(Kirk just shakes his head smiling as Shane nods back)
Shane Gates: Ha… HA… hahahahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh.. Oh Kirk…
(Kirk stops smiling and looks confused)
Kirk Redwood: What… What’s so funny? I made you look foolish just take the L. You’re really just trying to cope right now huh? God you’re so embarrassing, can’t even think of a comeback. Maybe you can hold a seance and they can give you some good lines for you to use. Clearly you need all the help that you can get!
Shane Gates: Oh Kirk, I mean this from the bottom of my heart… You can honestly, truly.. Go fuck yourself..
(Shane rears back and punches Kirk Redwood out cold. Shanes steps over Kirk, and leans over him)
Shane Gates: Huh? You don’t look so tough now knocked out on the ground. If you want to talk shit to someone, make sure you can actually back it up. Unfortunately I fear this will be the outcome any time you try to make yourself seem superior to someone. You’re nothing but a drunk redneck that no one gives a damn about. Mind your business, and focus on yourself so that you can be more than just an alcoholic stumbling around the backstage area. Maybe you can actually have a match on the show if you clean up your act. All of this hatred you have built up inside you isn’t good, and it will be your downfall. I hope for your sake that you’re able to change your ways; be well brother, I do hope the best for you.
(Shane pats Kirk on the chest, before walking away. A few precious seconds pass before Kirk’s eyes flicker open and he tries to figure out what the hell just happened to him.)
Kirk Redwood: I think I still have a match to wrestle…
( Kirk falls back and just stares up at the ceiling as the scene fades to black.)
(Sunday Night Voltage fades back into the arena to show a completely different sight than what is usually accustomed to. The ring is decked out in an elegant and wealthy manner, looking to be set up for a birthday party. Inside the ring is a crowd of people who seem to be sweating bullets, pressing their glasses up against their face while they hold cameras which tremble in their hands. They’re all collected and surrounded around an absolutely obnoxious birthday cake, which looks to be about ten feet tall with sparklers stuck to the side of it. Outside the ring, Bella Braxton is seen standing next to an over-the-top ice sculpture which seems to have been chiseled in resemblance to a very familiar Elitist on the roster. She’s holding an index card in her hand which she carefully reads to herself up and down with an amused look on her face, but quickly snaps out of it upon seeing that the camera is focused on her.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time… the woman of the hour… the most decorated and influential Elitist of all time… the Queen that has bestowed the land with greatness… the deity that has blessed the land that is known as Elite Answers Wrestling… better than your “fav”… “The Simp Collector”… “The Witch Slayer”… the fastest rising star in the entirety of EAW… one-time Unified Tag Team Champion as a part of the best tag team ever known to mankind… your current EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… please give a round of applause… to the birthday Queen herself… MIKU SAKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(HONK! HONK!)
(In an instant, a car horn is heard, which accompanies ‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY to a chorus of cheers and boos. Fog begins to emancipate from the stage, so much so that it begins to look like smoke with how much is covering the entrance area, while flashing lights begin to whirl around in an almost epiletic way. Before long, it’s apparent who’s making their way in, as a bright red 2020 Lamborghini Aventador SVJ is seen being driven out from the side of the stage. The light that shines from the headlights fills the entire arena as the car pulls to a stop. The front door then begins to open revealing a personal servant, who quickly makes his way over to the back seat and opens the door, slightly bending his knee in a royal way. It isn’t long after that a person steps out, revealing herself to be Miku Sakai dressed in the most elegant clothes who waves around like a Queen would. She bows around before she turns her head while simps begin to run out from the backstage curtain, they’re heaving a red plush couch in their hands which they slowly bring down. Another simp is holding in their hands a beautiful gold crown which sits on a pillow, which Miku bows her head for allowing the simps to place it elegantly on her head. Miku, from there, then takes a seat down while the simps lift them up, to the sounds of a simultaneous groan, before they bring her towards the ring.)
Persephone: Ugh, this is fine and all, I don’t really give a damn what you do to celebrate your birthday. BUT CAN YOU HURRY UP?!
Rich Russillo: While I understand we don’t have all day, can’t you just let her live her life? It’s a great day for her and it doesn’t come often that we get to celebrate birthdays here, so why not lighten up a little bit and have some fun?
Persephone: Hah, I see you making up your little imaginary words, Rich. Fun… get a load of that, where do you think that came from?
James Peters: :roman: But nonetheless, I’m sure Miku right now could care less about whatever could be going on here on the Voltage brand, I bet she heavily believes she’s the main attraction right now. By the looks of things it looks like the copious amounts of money that she possibly possesses is being put to good use right now, and I’m sure Miku at the same time isn’t going to be short on pulling off some wild things in the process. All we can really do right now, is sit back and enjoy whatever is going to happen :wow:.
(The simps then find themselves at the bottom of the ramp, taking the couch and slowly lowering it back down to ground level while they help Miku up. She looks to her left and her right to see two simps approaching, holding confetti launchers in their hands which they shoot out simultaneously to rain down a beautiful shower of rainbow confetti into the area. She smirks while she begins to make her way towards the ring, she looks towards the aforementioned ice sculpture, taking a huge lick out of it before she jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring. She spreads out her arms, causing the simps to disperse and create distance between the Specialists Champion. She puts her hand on her heart upon seeing the Specialists Championship before a simp runs over and hands her a microphone. ‘Age-Age Money’ then begins to come to a close from there while Miku begins to speak.)
Miku Sakai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, BITC-… WITCHES!!!!
(Miku brings her microphone down to let the absolutely rabid applause and cheers from the crowd and the simps emerge. She has a smile on her face as she arrogantly twirls around before raising her hand up in the air, as everything begins to grow quieter allowing Miku to continue speaking from there.)
Miku Sakai: Of course all of you are so excited, it’s the biggest day of your futile lives so I can’t really blame you. It’s a day that comes only once a year that celebrates a very historic day in history, and that was when I CAME TO THIS EARTH! I know, right? Who knew that the kewt little Queen that blessed the lands on November 21st would go on to be the most influential Elitist OF ALL TIME! It’s amazing, wouldn’t you agree? Which is why I pulled the strings to make sure that this birthday was made absolutely gorgeous, because this isn’t just a celebration… this is a tribute. A celebration, a tribute, whatever you want to call it, of LIFE! Because who better to bestow that blessing upon than me?! YOUR Specialists Champion! The best thing going for this dilapidated brand that I’m standing on, the golden child!
(Miku brings her microphone down and looks around, clapping her hands together annoyingly, gesturing for the people surrounding her to applaud as she takes the time to once again bask in the praise that is being showered onto her right now.)
Miku Sakai: Honestly, who deserves this more than I do? Genuinely, because that’s something I’m drawing a blank when it comes to. The reason I ask that is because I know certain people would like to believe I’m above me, get a load of that. That for some reason, I’m scum compared to them. Pshtt… talk about some bull right there. It’s a riveting opinion if you ask me and in my eyes, some divine comedy by the jesters which is quite fitting for a celebration of this magnitude. All jokes, jokes indeed, because THEY’RE OPINION DOESN’T MATTER, you know the only one that does? Me, you know why? Because I’m a Champion and that’s more than anyone can really say for themselves. So I deserve this, I deserve all of this because I am who I am, so be grateful that you’re getting a moment to celebrate what really matters right now. But I’m sure you simps do anyway, you eat up everything I do so I could only imagine what you bloodthirsty virgins would do during my birthday. When this is all said and done I expect to be showered in grace and appreciation, though you already do that anyway. But enough of the pillowtalk and talking about stuff that you’ve already known. Let’s finally get to what we’ve all been waiting for on this glorious occasion, SING TO ME YOU PEASANTS! Do you want me to do a countdown or something? In one… two… THREE!
Simps & Crowd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO-
(Before the happy birthday singing can finalize, it’s interrupted by the sounds of ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart which blast through the speakers of the arena to absolutely thunderous boos from the arena in response. A loud groan is heard from the Specialists Champion as Harper Lee is seen beginning to make her way out from the backstage area with the biggest smirk in the world plastered right onto her face. She grips a microphone in her hand while she begins to make her way down the ring, but before she can even enter the ring and meet her Road To Redemption opponent…)
Miku Sakai: Cut the music… I SAID CUT THE MUSIC!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ fades away as Harper looks a bit flabbergasted for the moment, exaggeratedly of course. She then jumps up onto the apron and leans against the ropes, still grinning at Miku which seems to be pissing her off more and more. Harper then brings her microphone up to her mouth and begins to speak.)
Harper Lee: Whatttttt I can’t wish Miku Sakai a happy birthday??? Talk about insecurities dude. But hey, whatever floats your boat since I’m apparently not allowed to come out and respond to your little potshots towards me. I can speak for many in saying that nobody wanted this, nobody wanted this elaborate, very annoying, birthday scheme to be brought to light and forced upon the world. Nobody even wanted to remember that it was your birthday in the first place so that we didn’t have the displeasure of “wishing” you’d have a good day. Hell, I think we were just better off not having Miku Sakai on our TV screens whatsoever, it’s just mid.
Miku Sakai: Mid? You know what’s mid?! HARPER LEE JUST INTERRUPTED MY LONG-AWAITED BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!
(Miku scrunches her face while she steps back and takes a few deep breaths, calming herself down before looking back at Harper with a forced smile.)
Miku Sakai: Why are you out here? Like come on, you’re asking what purpose I serve? What purpose do YOU serve? Let’s not play dumb here and let’s face facts and stop being a big dumb hypocrite, because this isn’t even your brand. If you had a problem with me talking about you, which is odd because for some reason all this time you’ve been acting surprised that I’ve had the gall to do such a thing, then you were just better staying in the back and shutting up. We ALL know how it went last time, we all know exactly how this played out and it ended with me kicking your buttocks and sending you right back down the card where you belong. Do you really expect things to be different this time around?! Be honest with me, what kind of sense does that make? I don’t care if you decided to get a little meaner, congratulations. I don’t care if you cut some dead weight and set out on your own path, congratulations. What matters is that no matter what you do, and this doesn’t just go for you so don’t feel so exempt from the rest, I will still be lapping around you and doing what your parents should’ve done before me and dropping you right onto your head.
Harper Lee: :francis: You should be glad that I even came out here in the first place, Miku. To save whatever this borefest of idiocy and mediocrity is from your hands. Hell, it’s the fact that I’m even wasting my time with you and giving you the time of day, because you don’t even deserve that in the SLIGHTEST. You don’t deserve that because we’re on two different sides of the spectrum, none are meant to intertwine with one another. On one side there’s you, bottom of the barrel and possibly one of the worst things that Elite Answers Wrestling has ever been forced to lay their eyes on. Then on the other side, it’s the complete opposite, that includes me by the way. The most underrated, underappreciated, undervalued, and disrespected Elitist on the roster. One that doesn’t get the admiration and appreciation that is deserved from someone of her caliber, to put it into perspective, the person that you wish to be. So if saying you’re going to lap me is meant to be a form of intimidation, then you’re going to have to try a little harder than that to make me believe that.
Miku Sakai: No you dumb witch it’s not meant to intimidate you, it’s a FACT that you don’t want to accept in that little pea-sized speck that you want to call a brain. I don’t get why I’m trying to entertain this, why I’m giving you the benefit of even speaking to me in the first place. I’m not here to do Make-A-Wish, I’m not here to do charity, I’m here to talk about what really matters and that’s my BIRTHDAY. But apparently some people don’t want to give me that benefit, trying to take away my birthday from me like a sicko! Imagine if I did that to you during your birthday?! How the hell would you feel?! EXACTLY. So I don’t know why you’re out here other than to annoy me, but I don’t care. I can talk about you any other day, but it’s not going to be today, so go on. Shoo, GET OUT, you’re doing me more of a displeasure than anything else.
(Miku clearly looks unhappy as she approaches Harper; Harper though, doesn’t give much of a differentiated response. There’s silence between the two that makes the tension thick enough to cut a knife, it was breath bating. After a while, Harper finally nodded her head, turning away from Miku for a moment before looking back at her again.)
Harper Lee: You know what, Miku… you’re right.
Miku Sakai: Duh, you dumb idiot, I KNOW I’M RIGHT! I’M ALWAYS RIGHT! It’s like you have a ten second delay and your basic comprehension skills are nonexistent. But you know what, I’ll ignore that, go on. GO ON!
Harper Lee: I’ll give you the pleasure of hearing the words come out of my mouth…
Rich Russillo: HARPER JUST SUCKER PUNCHED MIKU RIGHT AT HER NOSE! MIKU IS SENT BACK WHILE HARPER LUNGES FORWARD AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! HARPER IS RAINING DOWN PUNCHES NOW AS IT SEEMS LIKE SHE WASN’T AS SINCERE AS MIKU HOPED SHE’D BE! MIKU IS TAKEN BY SURPRISE, BRINGING UP HER FOREARMS IN HOPES OF BLOCKING THEM! BUT THANKFULLY FOR HER THE SIMPS HAVE COME IN DROVES AND ARE USING THEIR SCRAWNY HANDS TO CLAW AT HARPER AND PULL HER AWAY FROM THEIR QUEEN!
(Harper is yelling at Miku who seems to be shocked while she’s down on the canvas, she grabs her face and checks her hand for blood before that look of anguish begins to slowly flush in favor of a pissed off look on her face. Harper is too busy trying to fight off the simps that have crowded around her trying to pummel her to bits to see Miku slowly rise from her position.)
James Peters: MIKU TAKES THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE FACE OF HARPER! HARPER IS KNOCKED DOWN TO A KNEE WHILE THE SIMPS RESTRAIN HER ARMS, AND MIKU GRABS AHOLD OF HER AND PRESSES THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST HER FACE!
Persephone: :mjlol: Oh c’mon now, if you’re going to pull a cheeky sneak attack, at least be able to successfully execute it now. Look how poorly this panned out for her.
(Miku is livid while she looks Harper dead in the face, while Harper looks equally pissed off looking at her, attempting to fend off the simps but surprisingly, the groups of them are strong in numbers. Miku is yelling at her now while Harper turns her head away.)
Miku Sakai: (Off-Mic) YOU WANT THIS CHAMPIONSHIP?! YOU WANT THIS YOU… WITCH?! COME AND GET IT!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SETTING UP FOR ‘NIGHT NIGHT!’ THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO DROP HARPER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!
James Peters: BUT HARPER BREAKS FREE OF THE RESTRAINTS! SHE SIDESTEPS…
(CRASH!)
Persephone: THE SMOL BOZO JUST THREW THE EQUALLY SMOL BOZO INTO HER OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE! I DON’T KNOW IF SHE’S HAVING THE BEST BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW, BUT I’M DEFINITELY HAVING FUN IF YOU ASK ME!
(Miku falls face first into the cake and tumbles down to the ground while the cake topples down alongside her. She gives a high pitched scream while her head is buried inside the cake enabling the simps to swiftly move away from Harper and begin to surround her in hopes of helping Miku out. Meanwhile, Harper is recovering, looking down at the Specialists Championship which she picks up along with a microphone. She smirks for a moment, before taking a good look at the Championship before she tosses it back down to the ground again.)
Harper Lee: Happy birthday.
(‘Sweet Dreams’ once again begins to play up while Harper drops her microphone down to the ground. Despite trying to wipe all of the cake off of her face, Miku heard that loud and clear and looks to be absolutely seething while the simps desperately help her out. She opens her eyes after clearing enough away and outstretches her hands trying to grab onto Harper, but Harper has already made her way out of the ring and is headed up the ramp. The last shot seen is Miku screaming in pure rage as she’s being cleaned off while Sunday Night Voltage then begins to transition elsewhere from there.)
(Promotional ad for Miku Sakai versus Harper Lee for the Specialists Championship at Road to Redemption.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside, and Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing from BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!!!!
(The crowd roars in cheers…)
Bella Braxton: Weighing in at 210 lbs…. “THE DOG OF WAR” KIRK REDWOOD!!!!
(Bad Man by Blues Saraceno starts to play as soon as the lyrics start, red pyro hits and as it settles Redwood appears. He shows his fists to the camera which have the names of his opponents written on them. Then he laughs and walks to the ring ready to fight….)
James Peters: A huge ovation for Kirk Redwood here tonight in his hometown as he comes home to a rousing ovation and this is one dangerous man, we have seen him take some of the best on Voltage to the limit and this is no difference, a huge win tonight would elevate his stock further.
Rich Russillo: It really would, he has had chances in almost becoming a champion, he is the classic fighter that if you sleep on him, he will rip you apart.
Persephone: He is boring and a one trick pony.
(Kirk Redwood slides into the ring, he turns and looks into the camera, clamping his fists together as his theme fades and it is replaced with ‘Stop Breathing (Alternate Intro)’ by Playboi Carti. There is a mix reaction as Jake Smith appears, posing on the entranceway….)
Bella Braxton: His opponent! Hailing from Newark, New Jersey! Weighing in at 210 LBS.! He is “THE MORAL COMPASS” JAKE SMITH!!!!!!!!
(Jake Smith makes his way toward the ring, looking over at the fans, he does slap hands with a few but the crowd is definitely pro Redwood and the hometown boy. Jake with a smile on his face slides into the ring, he then looks at the fans before posing…)
James Peters: Huge implications for Jake Smith to end the year with Chris Elite, looking to become the Unified Tag Team Champions, he had a great showing against all of New Eden of course, but now he is in enemy territory against a man that can knock his jaw off.
Rich Russillo: And that is the interesting dynamic. Jake Smith, a great technician against a fighter and we are in for a treat.
Persephone: No, we are in for a snorefest, just start the match already!
(Jake gets his entrance gear off, turning around and ready as the referee checks on both and calls for the bell and the match to start….)
(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Both men circle the ring and lock up, but Kirk quickly throws Jake against the ropes, he goes for a clothesline but Jake ducks, hooking the arm and bringing him down with a crucifix pin, but Redwood quickly kicks out and Jake is up, they lock up again but Kirk overpowers him, pushing Jake to the ropes, he then whips him but no, Jake reverses….)
James Peters: Jake with a reversal and Kirk bounces off the ropes, Jake with a hip toss but Kirk Redwood lands on his feet, he turns and clothesline Jake to the mat! He climbs on top and starts wailing on him with fists, but Jake is covering up, throwing him off quickly, but Redwood is relentless! Jake is back up, take down by Kirk! He is trying to ground Jake early in the match! A smart tactic!
Rich Russillo: it really is, Jake on the ground will not be able to really unleash his arsenal here tonight! He has a gameplan and is not delving from it! He now has Jake and locks him into a side headlock, turning slightly, Jake though is already up on his knee, he is trying to plan his feet and this early in the match, it is a way to slow Jake down!
Persephone: What are they doing?
Rich Russillo: They are wrestling.
Persephone: Yeah? Well, it’s boring! Make it exciting is that so much to ask!?
(Jake is on his knee, one foot is finally planted, as he gets up slowly, throwing Jake into the turnbuckle. Kirk charges in…)
James Peters: Back elbow by Jake Smith and that stuns Kirk Redwood! He stumbles back some as Jake explodes out of the corner with spinning heel kick! He takes Kirk Redwood down for a moment, not going for a cover! Jake is back up, hopping on the second turnbuckle, diving off with an elbow to his chest! Jake with the cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW…..
Rich Russillo: Quick kickout by Kirk Redwood and the crowd is cheering. This time Jake with a chin lock. He too is trying to ground Kirk and I can’t hate this approach either. Both men are really trying hard to keep the match in check and not give any of them a chance to stretch out some. Jake wrenching back with the chin lock early in the match!
Persephone: OMG… what is this, I mean really!? What are we watching? I mean besides Jake being short and stupid? Kirk Redwood is ugly, so what is there for me to really watch? This is boooooring!
(Jake Smith still trying to wrench back but Kirk is slowly planting his feet now and getting back up, Jake, a little smaller is trying to hold him down but Redwood is too strong, with the crowd behind him, he is back up on his feet, grabbing Jake and pushing him off, Jake bounces off the ropes, Shoulder block and Jake falls…)
James Peters: Jake ran into a bus right there and he is getting back up, running toward Jake with another shoulder tackle this one takes Jake down and through the ropes on the outside! He is up on his feet; Redwood runs and Baseball Slides… NO! Jake Smith catches him with the ring apron! He is trapped ion there and Jake with some pretty vicious forearms and Redwood is stunned! Jake slamming his head into the ring canvas! Sliding back in, Kirk Redwood is dragged back in, Jake against the ropes, leg drop!
Rich Russillo: And now we are seeing Jake Smith take over, the methodical way and when he is in control, he is damn near impossible to defeat! Jake picks up Redwood, front face lock into a snap suplex! Jake is trying to slowly pick him apart, he turns back, grabs Redwood again, coming from behind FLYING REVERSE NECKBREAKER and Jake Smith all over Redwood! He goes for the cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Why won’t he just stay down, huh? I mean seriously? Just end this misery please!
(Jake Smith picks up Redwood, a few forearms to stun him, whipping him into the ropes, he charges in but Kirk hits him with a stiff kick, Jake stumbles back some….)
James Peters: SHOTEI! THE RUNNING PALM STRIKE AND THAT CAUGHT JAKE SMITH RIGHT ON THE JAW! He falls hard on the mat and Kirk hears the fans cheering. He waits as Jake stunned, Is slowly getting up, sliding behind him, locking him by the waist, and RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! JAKE SMITH IS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDIAN! Redwood is back up to his feet, Jake is struggling to get up and Kirk… stiff kick to his back! And another!
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood took command of this quickly! He has Jake Smith down and grabbing Jake by the hair, Snapmare with the hair! He ties it in a knot around his fist and another snapmare on Jake! He is in a seated position as Kirk is bashing him repeatedly with stiff elbows to the side of Jakes head over and over! Running against the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK WITH VICIOUSNESS! HE IS DOWN! GOING FOR THE OVER ON SMITH!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: A shoulder up, naturally. I mean I wish I could get into Jake Smith, but he diet compared to Sexy Rexy. I miss him so much!
Rich Russillo: Yes we know!
James Peters: Jake is able to sneak out and Redwood drags him into the corner, he starts beating down on Jake with a flurry of punches and kicks whipping him to the opposite corner, he charges in NO! Jake Smith this time with a boot! He hops on the second rope and…. HELL ABOVE! THE FLIP OVER PILEDRIVER AND KIRK REDWOOD WAS PANCAKED ON THE MAT AND THIS ONE IS OVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE…….
Persephone: How the hell did he kick out!? Now as they start making this more exciting!? What does anyone see in Jake Smith and more importantly why would anyone want to be from Boston!?
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith now in control! He has Kirk Redwood down and Jake climbs to the top rope, he waits until Kirk is back up…. MISSILE DROPKICK BY JAKE SMITH AND KIRK REDWOOD FLIES HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! JAKE SMITH QUICKLY PICKS UP KIRK AND DELIVERS, IN BLOOM! HE JUST TOOK OUT KIRK REDWOOD AND GOES FOR THE PIN AFTER THE HEADLOCK DRIVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE……
Persephone: ANOTHER SHOULDER UP!? WHY WON’T HE STAY DOWN!?
James Peters: Kirk Redwood showing again why he is one tough bastard! He will not stay down and now we can see the frustration coming from Jake Smith, trying to figure out what he has to do to take this man down! Jake is back up though, picking up Redwood, twisting his arm, turning him around for a DDT! No! Redwood grips Jake from around the waist and Northern Lights Release Suplex! He hit him hard as Jake falls flat on his back! He turns only for Redwood to lock him by the wrist… BASTARDPLEX! ANOTHER HIGH IMPACT HOLD ON JAKE SMITH AND HE LOOKS TO BE HURT! REDWOOD IS NOT DONE! HE NOW RUNS AT JAKE SMITH…. BLITZKRIEG BLOP! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! HE LOOKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: We may have a huge upset here! Kirk Redwood turns Jake Smith over for the pin!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE……
Persephone: Jake kicks out at almost three… I mean come on! It’s a little more exciting now but these two are…. Mid!
Rich Russillo: Jake is one tough guy to keep down and Kirk Redwood is starting to learn that very quickly! The crowd thought it was over as they are firmly behind Kirk! He looks out to them as they cheer him some more. He nods and then turns to grab Jake Smith; he signals he’s ready to end this and… NO! Jake with a European Uppercut that stunned Kirk Redwood! Jake Belly to Belly… NO! Kirk caught him in trapping headbutts! Jake is now the one stunned and Redwood jumps off the ropes…. 50. CAL!!!!
James Peters: NO! JAKE SMITH DUCKED! KIRK REDWOOD MISSES THE .50 CAL! HE TURNS AROUND, KICK TO THE STOMACH! JAKE WITH…. NO! KIRK LIFTS HIM UP IN A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! HE RUNS AND LEAPS…. DOWN TO HELL! WE HAVE AN UPSET AND JAKE SMITH IS DOWN AND OUT! KIRK REDWOOD WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE……
Persephone: I… uh….. wha…. HOW!? How did he kick out of that!? A leaping Tombstone and Jake Smith was able to kick out of that!?
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood and this Boston crowd cannot believe it!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: They are letting it be known how they feel, and Jake can barely move, he is down and out! Kirk Redwood picks him up by the hair, lifting up Jake for a backdrop but…. No! He sits him on the top rope, what is he doing!? He is going for the top rope backstabber he calls SPINAL FUSION! IF HE HITS THIS IT IS OVER AND….. NO!
James Peters: JAKE SMITH HANGS ON AND KIRK REDWOOD FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK! JAKE NOW TURNS AND SITS ON THE ROPE AS KIRK REDWOOD SLOWLY GETS BACK UP….. ANOTHER HELL ABOVE FLIP OVER PILEDRIVER!!! JAKE IS NOT DONE! He picks up kirk… STARMAKER!!!!! HE HIT THE STARMAKER AND THIS ONE IS OVER!
Persephone: COME ON!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH… JAKE SMITH!!!!!
(‘Stop Breathing (Alternate Intro)’ by Playboi Carti starts to play throughout the arena as Jake Smith gingerly rolls off Kirk Redwood, the referee raises his arm in victory as he winces in pain. He slowly roll to his knees and then using the ropes he gets up to his feet raising his arm in victory…)
James Peters: Huge win by Jake Smith, he was in trouble at times, Kirk Redwood took the fight to him but in the end Jake beat him with wrestling. A great showing by Kirk Redwood in his hometown but it wasn’t enough. Jake Smith with another huge win here tonight.
Rich Russillo: And with Minerva calling the shots tonight, New Eden has allowed the wrestling to speak for itself. Kirk and Jake delivered and now he goes in with even more momentum into Road to Redemption and the Christmas show right after!
Persephone: I am just glad it is over. Can we just get on with it!?
(Jake celebrates his win, while the referee checks on Kirk Redwood who is leaning on the ropes, nodding that he is alright, getting a nice ovation from the crowd as Jake starts to make his way toward the back in victory, fading elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Hawkeye, to remind everyone that it’s coming to Disney+ soon, because you probably forgot.)
(Voltage fades to the middle of the ring, where Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘Thrill’ by Band-Maid hits, and the crowd begins cheering loudly for EAW’s newest tag team, the Ice Aces, as Ayu Megumi and EAW newcomer Usagi Senshi begin to make their way out to the stage. Ayu has a smile on her face while Usagi looks more focused on the upcoming match, especially as it’s her EAW debut, and together the two Elitists begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring as Bella Braxton continues to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… At a combined weight of 255 pounds…. THE TEAM OF AYU MEGUMI AND USAGI SENSHI, THE IIIIIIICEEEE AAACCESSSSSS!!!!!!
James Peters: These two are great friends, and tonight they’re having their first match together in EAW! This should be a good one, especially since they’re facing a team that only formed this year, and have still managed to become very impressive!
Rich Russillo: That’s right. This match could really go any way!
Persephone: I don’t know who’s gonna win, I just hope the winners end this as fast as possible. I hate these brand versus brand matches, by the way. Unless Rex McAllister is somehow able to return then I don’t want any part of these.
(‘Diva’ by Beyonce hits, and the crowd cheers as Candice Blair makes her way out to the stage. She has a confident look on her face just as she usually would, and she waits at the top of the ramp as ‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton hits. Danny Tanner walks out and joins Candice Blair at the stage, and the two begin to make their way to the ring as the cheers continue. Ayu and Usagi keep their eyes on their opponents, knowing that their first match as a team in EAW won’t be an easy one.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents…. THE TEAM OF CANDICEEE BLLAAAAAIIIIRRRRRR AND DAAANNNNNYYYY TTTAAANNNNNNERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
James Peters: We all know about the issues between these two and Alex Myers over the past weeks, but tonight Candice and Danny are teaming up once again, this time in a match that’ll likely be far less personal.
Rich Russillo: I’m interested in seeing what these two teams can bring to the table tonight, this should be very good!
Persephone: As long as they get this over with ASAP. We don’t have all day here.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Here we go! It looks like Candice Blair is starting this match off against the debuting Usagi Senshi, and the two women look to lock up, but Candice is able to quickly apply a headlock! Usagi manages to push Candice Blair off of her, AND USAGI GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE LOOKING TO RE-APPLY THE HEADLOCK! Usagi manages to slip out of Candice’s grasp before pulling Candice’s legs out from under her, dropping her to the mat! Usagi now jumping up for a double foot stomp, but Candice rolls out of the way!
Rich Russillo: Candice gets back up, AND USAGI GOES FOR THE FATALITY- BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! CANDICE BLAIR AVOIDED IT, AND NOT USAGI TURNS AROUND AS CANDICE BLAIR CHARGES IN! CANDICE NOW GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE OF HER OWN- AND USAGI SENSHI MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! These two going back and forth here, AND NOW I THINK USAGI IS TRYING TO LOCK IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BUT CANDICE MANAGES TO PULL USAGI OVER HER WITH A SNAPMARE, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES AND DELIVERING A BOOT TO THE FACE!
Persephone: Annnddd this match has officially gone on too long! Come on guys, wrap it up!
James Peters: Usagi is trying to pull herself up, but Candice kicks her in the midsection before pulling her to the corner! Candice now running up the turnbuckles, AND SHE GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT- NO! USAGI MANAGES TO PUSH CANDICE AWAY! Candice Blair charging back at Usagi, BUT USAGI MANAGES TO JUMP UP AND DELIVER AN ENZUIGIRI! Usagi with a nice showing here on her EAW debut, and now she drags Candice Blair towards the Ice Aces corner before tagging in Ayu Megumi, who’s already been in EAW for a few months now!
Rich Russillo: Usagi Senshi now delivering an atomic drop to Candice Blair, AND AYU MEGUMI RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Fantastic tag team move by the Ice Aces, and now there’s the first cover of the match by Ayu Megumi!
ONE!
T-
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair kicks out! Ayu Megumi gets off of Candice, and I think Ayu knows that the Ice Aces are gonna need a lot more than this if they want to get the job done! That was a great tag team move, but Candice Blair is not an easy opponent to put down.
James Peters: Ayu Megumi helping Candice Blair up, but only so she could irish whip Candice into the ropes, and deliver an arm drag as soon as she bounces off of them! Candice quickly finds her way back up, BUT SHE’S MET WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK! Candice Blair now rolling to the opposite side of the rinf as she uses the ropes to pull herself up, and this has been a fantastic showing so far for the Ice Aces, who seem to be proving that they’re quite the tag team!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair still pulling herself up, AND NOW AYU CHARGES IN, BUT SHE’S MET WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW FROM CANDICE! Ayu being knocked backwards by that boot, AND NOW CANDICE BLAIR GRABS AYU’S ARM BEFORE DELIVERING AN INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER! Ayu Megumi’s down, and now Candice Blair pulls herself on top of Ayu for the cover!
ONE!
TW-
Rich Russillo: And Ayu Megumi gets her shoulder off of the mat! Candice finds her way back to her feet as that move wasn’t enough to get the job done, and now Candice tags Danny Tanner into this match!
Persephone: Here we go. I’m surprised he’s even willing to compete right now.
James Peters: Well, I think the last thing Danny wants right now is to bail on Candice Blair. Ayu Megumi’s trying to find her way up, BUT DANNY LIFTS AYU UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY! WAIT NO! AYU MEGUMI MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF DANNY’S GRASP! Ayu pushes Danny away before running the ropes, AND DANNY SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT AYU DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE RUNNING OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAUR OF ROPES! AYU GOES FOR A DROPKICK- BUT DANNY MANAGED TO AVOID IT!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner grabs Ayu Megumi in a front facelock, AND HE LOOKS FOR A SNAP SUPLEX- BUT AYU MEGUMI MANAGES TO LAND A KNEE TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! Danny Tanner stumbles back, AND NOW AYU MEGUMI LOOKS FOR RYO NO I- NO! THE SUPERKICK DOESN’T CONNECT! DANNY MANAGED TO AVOID THE SUPERKICK, AND HE GRABS AYU MEGUMI BEFORE PLANTING HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Danny Tanner with another cover on Ayu Megumi, this time with a better shot of possibly picking up the victory!
ONE!
TWO-
Rich Russillo: AYU KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!
Persephone: Of course she does. :francis:
James Peters: Danny Tanner pulls Ayu Megumi up, AND AYU MANAGES TO LAND A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! AYU WITH A FOREARM NOW, BUT DANNY IS ABLE TO LAND A FOREARM OF HIS OWN, WHICH DOES MORE TO PUSH AYU BACK THANKS TO THE DAMAGE SHE’S ALREADY RECEIVED! Ayu now, LOOKING FOR A RUNNING LARIAT- BUT DANNY TANNER DUCKED UNDER IT, CAUSING AYU TO BOUNCE OFF OF THE ROPES! AYU NOW WITH A DROP TOE HOLD TO DANNY TANNER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE USAGI TAGGED HERSELF IN AS AYU BOUNCED OFF OF THE ROPES, ALLOWING USAGI TO ENTER THE RING AND RUN THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF DANNY’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner slowly getting back up, AND AYU DELIVERS A SHOOT KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SENDING DANNY INTO THE CORNER! Usagi now running in, AND SHE DELIVERS A HUGE DROPKICK, CONNECTING WITH DANNY’S FACE! Usagi now letting Danny out of the corner, and she delivers a snapmare before running the ropes, AND USAGI WENT FOR A RUNNING MUSHROOM STOMP, BUT DANNY GOT OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE STUMBLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BACKING TOWARDS THE ROPES!
James Peters: Usagi now quickly running in at Danny, BUT DANNY LIFTS USAGI UP OVER HIS HEAD AND OVER THE TOP ROPE! Luckily for Usagi she’s able to land on the ring apron, but Danny Tanner is on top of this one! Danny’s looking to set up for a suplex to bring Usagi back into the ring, BUT USAGI LANDS A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION, AND A SECOND ONE IS ABLE TO FORCE DANNY TO BACK OFF! Usagi quickly getting back into the ring as Danny comes back to his senses, AND HE’S IMMEDIATELY MET WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH BY THE DEBUTING USAGI!
Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner quickly finds his way back to his feet, and Usagi Senshi sends him into the corner before charging in, RIGHT INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE! Usagi Senshi now stumbling back as Danny Tanner climbs up onto the middle rope, AND NOW DANNY DELIVERS A DIVING CLOTHESLINE OFF OF THE SECOND ROPE! Danny Tanner now pulling himself back up to his feet, and this match has been pretty competitive between these two teams! Usagi Senshi has been impressive in her debut as she works alongside her tag team partner, meanwhile Candice and Danny are still working as a great team-
(‘New World Torture’ by While She Sleeps hits, and not only does this cause a loud mixed reaction, but it surprises Danny Tanner and Candice Blair, who look right over to the stage to see Alex Myers slowly walking out to the stage.)
James Peters: ALEX MYERS?? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers is making their way down to ringside, are they trying to get front row seats to this match or something!? Neither Candice nor Danny look happy to see them, but I don’t think Alex cares at all!
Persephone: I don’t know why Alex would wanna show up to watch this garbage match, but whatever.
James Peters: Alex Myers is sharing a few words with the team of Candice and Danny- AND USAGI SENSHI MANAGES TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF THE DISTRACTED DANNY TANNER, PULLING HIM INTO A ROLL UP!
ONE!
TWO!!
James Peters: DANNY TANNER KICKS OUT!!! DANNY TANNER MANAGED TO KICK OUT, BUT USAGI SENSHI IS STILL ABLE TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF THE DISTRACTION AS SHE LANDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Usagi Senshi now lifting Danny Tanner onto her shoulders, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH THE CRITICAL DARLING!!! CRITICAL DARLING CONNECTS, AND THERE’S ANOTHER COVER BY USAGI!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Rich Russillo: DANNY TANNER SURVIVES ONCE AGAIN!!! DANNY TANNER IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! Usagi Senshi now pulling Danny up, AND SHE SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES, BEFORE GOING FOR THE FATALITY- AND IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! THIS TIME IT’S CANDICE BLAIR THAT TAGGED HERSELF IN, AND AS DANNY AVOIDED THE RUNNING KNEE CANDICE JUMPED UP AND DELIVERED A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! Danny Tanner rolling out to the ring apron as Candice enters the ring, AND CANDICE TAKES USAGI DOWN WITH A SLINGBLADE!
Persephone: I get that Usagi’s new to EAW and all, but hasn’t she been wrestling elsewhere for a few years now? How the hell did she let Candice get back into this match?
James Peters: Candice Blair and Danny Tanner are back on top of this match, and this is exactly what they needed now that Alex Myers is here at ringside! Candice Blair now pulling Usagi Senshi back to her feet, and she sends her into her and Danny’s corner, before charging in and delivering a running forearm! Usagi drops down to a seated position, AND NOW CANDICE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair now dragging Usagi Senshi out of the corner, AND SHE DELIVERS A STANDING MOONSAULT! Candice Blair back up to her feet, AND SHE FOLLOWS THAT MOONSAULT UP WITH A DOUBLE KNEES! HUGE COMBINATION BY CANDICE BLAIR, AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON USAGI TO POTENTIALLY GET THE VICTORY!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Rich Russillo: USAGI SENSHI GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! USAGI GOT THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE, THE ICE ACES ARE STILL IN THIS MATCH AND THAT’S NOT WHAT CANDICE AND DANNY WANT TO SEE!
Persephone: It’s not what I want to see, either.
James Peters: Candice Blair tags Danny Tanner back into the match, and now these quick tags are exactly what Candice and Danny need to do! Ayu and Usagi have been utilizing great tag team moves, but these quick tags by Danny and Candice are stopping Usagi from making it to her partner! Danny now pulling Usagi back up, AND HE LIFTS HER BACK UP INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, BUT USAGI BEGINS ELBOWING AWAY AT DANNY TANNER’S HEAD! USAGI WITH ELBOW AFTER ELBOW TO DANNY, AND THAT FORCES DANNY TO LET USAGI GO!
Rich Russillo: USAGI GOES FOR A SUPERKICK AS SOON AS HE LANDS ON HER FEET, BUT DANNY AVOIDS IT! Danny now grabbing Usagi before irish whipping her into the ropes, AND AS SHE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM DANNY TANNER MANAGES TO DELIVER A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Great move by Danny Tanner, who’s probably even more motivated to win now that he knows Alex is at ringside, likely hoping that Danny and Candice somehow screw up!
Persephone: They already screwed up. They screwed up by showing up tonight and agreeing to waste my time with this awful match.
James Peters: Usagi is rolling towards the ropes, using them to pull herself up, and Danny Tanner approaches her but he’s met with a back elbow, AND NOW USAGI FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND NOW THERE’S ANOTHER! AND ANOTHE- WAIT NO! DANNY TANNER MANAGED TO BLOCK THE ARM THIS TIME, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN! DANNY NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE TURNING USAGI AROUND, AND I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO GO FOR HIS OWN COMMISSIONER’S FINISHING MOVE! DANNY TANNER WITH THE KILLSWITCH- WAIT NO! THE KILLSWITCH DOESN’T CONNECT, USAGI PUSHED DANNY AWAY!
Rich Russillo: USAGI QUICKLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE ICE ACES CORNER, AND NOW THERE’S THE TAG TO AYU MEGUMI! AYU MEGUMI’S BEEN TAGGED IN, AND NOW AYU HITS DANNY WITH A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AYU’S BEEN OUT OF THIS MATCH FOR A WHILE THANKS TO CANDICE AND DANNY, BUT NOW SHE’S FOUND HER WAY BACK INTO THIS, AND ALEX MYERS SEEMS TO LIKE WHAT THEY’RE SEEING AS DANNY TANNER’S JUST BEEN TAKEN DOWN! Ayu Megumi now back to her feet as Danny Tanner finds his way back up, AND AYU RUNS IN BEFORE DELIVERING A DROPKICK, CAUSING DANNY TO STUMBLE BACK INTO THE CORNER!
James Peters: AYU MEGUMI CHARGES IN, AND SHE HITS DANNY WITH A BACK ELBOW, WHICH IS FOLLOWED UP BY AN ENZUIGIRI! Danny Tanner stumbles out of the corner, AND NOW AYU GRABS DANNY FROM BEHIND! KIERU RASENGAN- NO! THE RIPCORD LARIAT DOESN’T CONNECT AS DANNY IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT, AND NOW DANNY PUSHES AYU INTO THE ROPES BEFORE GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE- BUT AYU’S ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THAT TOO! Danny Tanner now quickly turning towards Ayu Megumi- AND AYU DROPS DANNY WITH RYO NO IKARI! DANNY IS DOWN, AND NOW AYU GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Persephone: UGH, WHY DO THEY KEEP KICKING OUT!?!?! This match sucks, and for some reason Danny Tanner of all people is refusing to let it end. It’s bad enough that this match sucks but now I have to see the weird emo facepaint guy at ringside.
Rich Russillo: Ayu Megumi is making her way to the top rope, and I think you might be getting what you want Persephone! Ayu’s clearly looking for a finishing move here, and if Danny doesn’t do something quick then I think this match is about to end!
Persephone: Thank God.
James Peters: Ayu Megumi is on the top rope, AND SHE GOES FOR “LEAP”, BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! DANNY TANNER JUST BARELY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! DANNY’S TRYING TO MAKE IT TO HIS CORNER TO TAG CANDICE IN, BUT AYU MEGUMI IS JUST ABLE TO JUMP OUT AND GRAB DANNY’S LEG TO STOP HIM FROM MAKING IT TO CANDICE! Danny Tanner pulling himself up onto his one free leg, AND HE TURNS AROUND BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI! DANNY TANNER NOW JUMPING TO HIS CORNER AS AYU GETS BACK UP, AND THERE’S THE TAG! CANDICE BLAIR IS BACK IN THIS!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR ENTERS THE RING, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY TAKES AYU MEGUMI DOWN WITH A JUMPING LARIAT! AYU IS QUICK TO GET BACK UP, BUT CANDICE BLAIR RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! Candice Blair now waiting for Ayu to get back up, and it looks like Candice is setting up for something big here! Candice just got a lot of momentum very quickly with that hot tag, and Ayu Megumi’s clearly feeling the effects of it here as she gets back up! CANDICE BLAIR WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND SHE GOES FOR THE CANDY-
James Peters: NO! AYU MEGUMI LIFTS CANDICE OVER HER WITH A BACK BODY DROP! Candice Blair dropped to the mat, but it doesn’t take long for her to get back up! AYU MEGUMI IS ON TOP OF IT THOUGH, AS SHE JUMPS ONTO CANDICE AND LOCKS IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!! THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN ON CANDICE BLAIR, AND RIGHT NOW CANDICE IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! SHE MIGHT BE FORCED TO TAP OUT OR PASS OUT, AND WITH ALEX MYERS HERE AT RINGSIDE I DON’T THINK CANDICE WOULD ENJOY DOING THAT!
Persephone: Well yeah, nobody ever likes losing, I just wish Candice could put her pride to the side for one second so we weren’t forced to deal with this garbage match any longer. It’s not like Candice has ever been super successful, I don’t think anyone would care if she tapped out even if it was to an untalented rookie like Ayu Megumi.
Rich Russillo: But what about Ale-
Persephone: What about them? Who cares what Alex thinks? They’re all horrible at their jobs, it doesn’t matter to me. They just need to hurry and finish this match.
Rich Russillo: Candice won’t tap though! Candice Blair is doing everything she can to stop herself from tapping out, but how long can she really survive in this submission!? If Ayu can’t make Candice tap then she can still make her pass out, and either result would end with the Ice Aces winning this match! Danny Tanner is still on the apron and he looks concerned, and I don’t blame him one bit! This match might really be on the verge of ending, but who’s going to take the win!? Candice doesn’t want to tap out, but if she can’t get out of this she might have to!
James Peters: CANDICE IS PULLING HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND NOW SHE SLAMS AYU MEGUMI DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN, BUT NOW CANDICE BLAIR GRABS AYU BY THE LEGS AND LOCKS IN THE CANDY LOCK!!! THE CANDY LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON AYU MEGUMI, AND THESE TWO ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO! AYU MEGUMI IS STRUGGLING IN THIS SUBMISSION, AND SHE’S TRYING TO REACH OUT TO THE ROPES BUT SHE’S NOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO! AYU’S TRYING AS HARD AS SHE CAN NOT TO TAP, BUT I DON’T KNOW, THIS MIGHT BE IT!
Rich Russillo: IT IS!!! THAT’S IT!!!! AYU MEGUMI TAPS, AYU MEGUMI TAPS OUT!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners….. DANNY TANNERRRRRR AND CANDICE BLAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
(‘Diva’ begins playing once again as Usagi Senshi pulls Ayu Megumi out of the ring to help her recover, meanwhile Candice Blair gets back to her feet, and Danny Tanner enters the ring to join his partner.)
James Peters: Candice and Danny get the victory! That was a great match, but Candice managed to lock in the Candy Lock, and that forced Ayu Megumi to tap out!
Rich Russillo: Alex Myers is still here at ringside, and I’m sure Candice and Danny are glad they were still able to pick up the win, even with Alex’s presence here.
(Alex grabs two microphones before Danny and Candice could even celebrate their victory, and rolls back into the ring, as Candice and Danny help each other up. Alex stares right at Danny, but before they get a word out Candice interrupts)
Candice Blair: (off-mic) You honestly think you can just waltz into this ring, and try to talk to us like you didn’t do what you just did? Are you kidding me? You’re lucky we don’t just take you out right now!
Alex Myers: Relax, relax, you know the two of you wouldn’t be able to do that, even if you tried. It’s all talk when it comes to the two of you. Every week seems to be the same, right? If you ask me, I am done with this back and forth bullshit. Danny, you don’t deserve your spot in EAW, and as a matter of fact, you should have been gone after Wicked Games. I did what I could to try and show you that EAW wasn’t the place for you, but low and behold, here you stand. You still being in this company makes it seem less legitimate by the second. So if EAW isn’t going to do anything to save itself from the disease known as Danny Tanner, then I’m more than willing to do it myself. You should have just stayed away after Wicked Games, Danny, because now I want you in a ‘Loser Leaves Voltage’ match. Let’s get your bum ass out of here. I mean, I tried to finish you off with that fireball last week but that bitch decided to ruin the moment. So how about it, Danny? Do you have the balls to put it all on the line?
(Alex gives Danny the spare microphone, waiting for an answer. Danny takes a moment, and takes a deep breath before answering)
Danny Tanner: I ac-
(Before Danny can answer Candice forces the microphone away from Danny’s mouth, and steps in front of him to confront Alex. She turns back to Danny)
Candice Blair: (off-mic) Before you answer, may I have a word with you? Can I?
(Candice puts her hand out asking for the microphone. Danny nods, and hands the microphone over to Candice)
Candice Blair: Danny stop. Stop for a second and just think about what’s going on here. you don’t have to do this. Your place in EAW shouldn’t be questioned, you work your ass off here just as much as anyone, if not more. You don’t have to answer to Alex Myers of all people. He isn’t the gate keeper of talent in EAW, and if the company had a problem with you, or how they see you, then they would do something about it. This guy is delusional, and you shouldn’t reward him with what he wants just because he’s begging you for it…
(Candice turns back to Alex Meyers)
Candice Blair: I don’t know who you think you are Alex. You don’t come around here, and try to bully Danny, and try to hurt him first off.. And after last week Alex, it’s safe to say that you crossed a line. YOU COULD HAVE RUINED MY FACE! And that is something that is unforgivable. THIS!
(Candice waves her hand over her face)
Candice Blair: This right here is my moneymaker, and what’s worse is that the fireball in question wasn’t even aimed for me. You only got me because you were aiming for Danny. Now burning me is bad, but the bigger no no is picking on Danny, and attacking Danny, and having this hate boner for the world to see. Aren’t you embarrassed by your behavior? It’s gotten out of control, and I think you need to take a breather here. So I am relieving Danny of this burden. I am relieving Danny of you Alex. This battle is mine now. I want you at Road to Redemption! You will not be tormenting Danny any longer. Your weird fixation about him will be over!
(The crowd erupts in cheers, as Alex just chuckles to himself)
Alex Meyers: Are you sure about that? Is that really what you want Candice? You’re really going to put your health and safety on the line to protect that waste of space? You want to talk about not being worth the hassle, that right there is not worth the hassle. He doesn’t deserve this protection, and it’s only going to put you in harm’s way more and more. Think about it Candice, who’s the one that is carrying the brunt of the destruction here? Every time I go for Danny, you’re the one that gets hurt in the end. You’ve already escaped catastrophe once; you won’t be able to do it again, you know that right? You keep playing with fire, you’re going to get burned. I wonder if he even appreciates that you fight his battles for him.. What’s a matter Danny? She doesn’t think you’re capable of winning a match with your career on the line? She knows that I’m right, and that’s why she’s doing this.
Candice Blair: Will you just shut up? Your constant babbling isn’t doing you any favors. This has nothing to do with how I feel about Danny’s talents. This has everything to do with me not liking you, and you needing to get beat up, and me wanting to personally take care of that. I want to beat the shit out of you, and that’s enough of a reason for me to actually do it. You don’t understand who you’re messing with Alex, I’m not scared of you. I don’t like bullies; I don’t like people that think they can treat anybody anyway that they want and think they can get away with it.
(Alex puts their hands in the air)
Alex Meyers: No, the truth is, you don’t know who you’re dealing with but hey, if this is the hill you want to die on, by all means, I won’t stop you. I gladly accept your challenge Candice, but why don’t we make it a little bit more interesting?
(Candice rolls her eyes)
Candice Blair: Whatever Alex, sure.. Anything to make this come to an end.. What do you have in mind?
Alex Meyers: Well, seeing as you seem to LOVE fire so much, why don’t we give you what you want? Let’s go ahead and make it an Inferno match!
Candice Blair: I-
(Candice stops and thinks about it. Danny steps up to her)
Danny Tanner: Candice stop, that’s enough. You don’t need to do this, It’s not worth it You’d just be playing into his hand, and what he wants. Don’t give him the satisfaction. I don’t want you to get hurt because of me; an inferno match is crazy, and an unnecessary risk.
(Candice locks eyes with Danny)
Candice Blair: If I do this Danny, that could rid us of him forever. He’ll leave us alone, he won’t keep gunning for you. I have trust in my abilities, and you should too. You know what I’m capable of in this ring, and adding fire to it, isn’t going to change anything.. And besides.. He tried to take away my moneymaker..
(Danny nods, and Candice turns back to Alex)
Candice Blair: Alex, I accept your terms for the match. If it’s an inferno match you want, then it’ll be an inferno match that you get. After Road to Redemption is all said and done, and I burn you into a crisp, you better leave Danny and I alone forever. But, just to be sure that that is the case, I’m going to burn you so badly that you will have to hope and pray that you can even get out of bed again..
(Diva by Beyonce plays as Candice and Danny push past Alex, and roll out of the ring. A grin crosses over the face of Alex as they turn their back to them)
James Peters: Well we had quite a dicey situation their huh? Danny was seemingly willing to put his career on the line in order to get Alex Meyers to leave him alone, but it’s Candice Blair that has put her body in the line to save Danny.
Rich Russillo: What an interesting turn of events here, and I can’t wait for that match. Alex sure is hellbent on getting rid of Danny, and it may cost Candice her face! But at the same time, don’t count Candice out! I’m sure she knows exactly what she’s getting into; and she’s not just fighting for herself out there.. She has Danny on her mind as well!
Persephone: I honestly couldn’t care less about this dumb drama that they’re droning on about. The only thing I care about is, them both being burnt to death, that would be the best option possible. Both of them burn each other’s skin off, and we never have to see any of them ever again. Because I’m sure that Danny guy will jump in the fire with Candice because he’s.. Odd like that. But I will say I am very excited at the possibility that all three of them lose their lives at Road To Redemption. Fingers crossed!
James Peters: Way to keep an upbeat positive attitude Persephone! We’re getting closer and closer to Road to Redemption! I can’t wait! We’ll be right back folks!
(Voltage fades away from ringside.)
(Voltage cuts to a promotional ad for Road to Redemption, where Candice Blair faces Alex Myers.)
(The scene fades to Bella Braxton inside the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(The crowd repeats; ONE FALL!)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A SINGLES CONTEST!
(The crowd’s cheers quickly turn sour as ‘Sweet Dreams’ Eurythmics begins to play and Harper Lee makes her way onto the stage, showing nothing but ire towards this negative reception.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! WRESTLING CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINAAAAA!!! WEIGHING IN AT 118 POOUNNNDSSS, HARPERRRRRRR ‘THE ENCHANTRESS’ LEEEEEEE!!!
(The crowd boos as Harper approaches the edge of the stage.)
Rich Russillo: People allow Harper’s attitude to cloud their vision of how good this woman actually is, make no mistake about it, when the stakes are the highest, Harper Lee comes to play. She has a match tonight with the EAW World Champion, a win here and her career gets put on a fast track to straight and divine stardom. She knows the stakes at play and she won’t let it escape her, at least not without a fight.
James Peters: Actually, I believe you could make the argument that when the lights are the brightest, that’s when Harper Lee’s greatest moments of tragedy have occured. She’s folded in the limelight and lost on major stages, which all led to this new attitude she seems to have adopted. She was tired of losing when the stakes were the highest, so she changed everything up. I do agree that she’s very very skilled however, and possesses all the abilities to pull out a surreal win tonight.
(Harper rolls into the ring and walks around the ring before sending a malevolent look to the top of the stage as ‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer welcomes an equally cold reaction. Drake King walks onto the stage, dragging his title belt alongside him and being draped in glory by a score to one of the greatest superhero movies of our time; The Amazing Spider-Man 2.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! WRESTLING OUT FO THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEL! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POOOUNNNDSSS, DRAKKKKKEEEEEE ‘THEEEE REDEEEMMMEEERRRRRRR’!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE GOAT! I mean The Amazing Spider-Man, but Drake is up there too. Speaking of, Spider-Man: No Way Home, starring Andrew Garfield is in theaters this December!
James Peters: I don’t think he’s the star-
Rich Russillo: ANYWAY. Drake King now is feeling the effect of his brand shuffle and facing one of Showdown’s fiercest in Harper Lee. But if there’s anyone who is up to the challenge, it’s Drake King. This man is as game as anyone, he competed at Territorial Invasion 2021 in the first ever Stadium Stampede match, then defended his EAW World Championship against Hasb-Jake Smith the next week. THEN competed on Voltage. A true warrior and champion is before us and he won’t go out knight without ensuring that Harper Lee knows just why he is such a commanding force as EAW World Champion.
James Peters: That much I can’t disagree with. He’s been nothing but a driving force as champion and I wouldn’t be surprised if he came away with a statement win tonight-
Persephone: Weren’t you just saying Harper Lee could leave with a win? Make up yor mind you dumb little sh- shoe!
(Drake throws his title to the referee and removes his jacket.)
DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: And we’re off! Drake King and Harper Lee here to continue tonight’s action! Both elitists cautiously circle their counterpart, they recognize the danger that stands in front of them! It’s Harper Lee who draws first blood with a sharp boot straight to Drake’s midsection! It looked like they were both gonna shoot for a collar and elbow tie-up, but Harper went low with that nasty kick, now grabbing Drake’s hair and holding him in a deep side-headlock hold! Harper not ripping at that hair, but still holding onto whatever she can to keep Drake in this position!
Rich Russillo: When Harper is flowing, she’s second to none. Hard hitting offense and as you can see, an efficient technician when she wants to be. Harper still with this hold on, Drake is trying to shove her off. She releases the hold and quickly grabs his neck! Harper in position to drop Drake with a suplex! Drake King is able to turn this around and spin his way out of it! HE HAS HARPER’S WRIST! She knows what Drake has in mind and quickly jumps back at him with a side-headlock! She neutralized the threat before Drake could potentially launch that jumping spin out knee!
James Peters: Drake is wise to this hold now! He bounces them both off the ropes and forces Harper to go tumbling to the other side of the ring! Now they both meet in the middle again and tie up in a collar and elbow position! Drake able to muscle Harper Lee to the corner and now he’s got her pushed against the turnbuckles! He’ll have a 5 count to keep her here- but immediately Drake uses an Irish whip to throw Harper across the ring! Wait- She turned it around at the final second and now it’s Drake who is tossed into the turnbuckles!
Rich Russillo: She charges in after him and Drake tries to clip her with a big boot! Harper catches it and shoots her own kick off! Drake catches it- BUT SHE JUMPS WITH THE OTHER FOOT AND LANDS AN ENZIGURI FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF DRAKE KING! Drake King got cracked and he rolled out of the ring after that one! Under the bottom rope and trying to avoid the Harper Lee onslaught, she’s off to a hot start! She’s inviting Drake back into the ring, but he’s hesitant, insisting that the referee hold Harper back so Drake can get in the ring.
James Peters: Look at Harper Lee, she’s giving Drake room to get back in the ring. Drake slides back in- HARPER CHARGES TOWARDS HIM LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL! DRAKE SLIDES BACK OUT OF THE RING AND NOW GRABS HARPER’S LEG AND RIPS HER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE DRAGS HER TO THE OUTSIDE AND TOSSES HER INTO THE BARRICADE! SHE WENT SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AND IMMEDIATELY CLUTCHED AT THAT SHOULDER! SHE COULD BE HURT BAD!
Persephone: Could be? She looks like a disney channel mother, like Good Luck Charlie suddenly grew up and someone sprinkled a touch of mental disability in there. Ugly stupid whore.
Rich Russillo: Well, Drake doesn’t seem to be a fan either because he’s dropping elbows and punches on that now-bad shoulder of Harper, who is yelling out in pain! Drake grabs her and quickly throws her back into the ring, realizing if he could grab a quick victory over Harper Lee that would be a huge statement for New Eden! Drake now grabs her by the wrist and whips her across the ring with an Irish-whip! Her back made a thud against those turnbuckles and now Harper is floored by a Drake King lariat! He had nasty intentions with that stiff lariat, probably took some of her teeth clean out!
Persephone: Man, could you imagine this little gamer-girl slut being any uglier? Drake King could use the extra teeth though, he looks like he bit a buzzsaw and never went to get them things fixed.
James Peters: Well, Drake is buzz-sawing through Harper right now! Get it?!
Persephone: I hope there’s a spot in hell with your name on it.
James Peters: UM, anyway, Drake drags her back up and now slings her off the ropes! He shoots off a discus-elbow, but Harper manages to evade that one and bounce off the ropes again! Harper returning with a jumping bicycle knee- No! Drake siesteps Harper now and leaps behind her with a booming neckbreaker that shocks the system of Harper Lee! Drake King with a beautiful counter sequence and now he steps through the ropes, waiting for Harper to gain her balance! DRAKE KING WANTS TO FLY! DRAKE ON THE APRON, HE SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SOARS INTO THE RING WITH A FLYING KNEE THAT NAILS HARPER LEE ON THE BUTTON!
Rich Russillo: HE DROPPED HER AND NOW DRAKE IS HEADING INTO THE COVER! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION FOR THE WIN!
ONE!
TW-
Rich Russillo: A strong kickout at two from Harper Lee! Harper powered out and Drake quickly transitioned into a wrist-lock. It’s almost as if he knew he wouldn’t finish the match right there, but he’s gonna make Harper fight to stay alive here! He wants her to know her place; beneath his boot with the rest of EAW! He’s keeping a vice-grip around the chin of Harper, but she’s already trying to get back to her feet! She knows if she stays stagnant and lets Drake take over, it’s over for her! This is one the biggest matches of her career, with a win here, she takes ten steps forward in the best path possible!
James Peters: Harper Lee now back to her feet and she tries to fight Drake off, but he drops a bick elbow on the back of her head and she drops down to her knees! A hard strike to the head from Drake King! Now he grabs Harper and tries to lift her up, HE’S GOT HER! HE’S GOT HER IN POWERBOMB POSITION! NOW RUNNING HER ACROSS THE RING AND- NO! SHE DROPPED OUT THE BACKDOOR AND MANAGED TO GET OUT OF PERIL! DRAKE STUMBLED AND LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! NOW HARPER IS THE ONE ON THE OFFENSIVE! SHE JUMPS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND DRIVES HIM SKULL-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! THAT REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER PUTS DRAKE DOWN AND OUT!
Rich Russillo: NOW IT’S HARPER WHO LIFTS DRAKE BACK TO HIS UNSTABLE BASE! DRAKE BARELY ON HIS FEET AND HARPER BOUNCES OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE, PLANTING DRAKE DOWN AGAIN WITH A DIVING DDT! WHAT A SEQUENCE OF OFFENSE FROM HARPER LEE! SHE GRABS HER SHOULDER AGAIN, STILL IN PAIN, BUT SHE’S MANAGING TO CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN! HARPER RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND NOW SHE SEES HER CHANCE!
James Peters: DRAKE BARELY COMING TO AND HARPER LEE STORMS TOWARDS HIM LIKE A THUNDERBOLT, SHE’S GONNA HIT THE ‘PRO GAMER MOVE’!! HARPER GRABS DRAKE-
Rich Russillo: –
Persephone: YES! DRAKE LAUNCHES HER WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT BOUNCES HER BODY OFF THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLES AND SPILLING OUT ONTO THE APRON! SHE’S A MESS AND DRAKE KING MANAGED TO PULL OUT THAT COUNTER AT THE PERFECT TIME! HE DRAGS HARPER THROUGH THE ROPES AND TRIES TO SLOUCH HER UPPER HALF INTO THE RING! OH BOY, HE’S LOOKING FOR A VERSION OF THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!! OH NO, HER LEGS ARE TRAPPED, SHE’S GONNA DIE! I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!
James Peters: DRAKE RUNS IN FOR THE INFAMOUS STOMP, BUT HARPER PULLS BACK AT THE LAST SECOND BETWEEN THE ROPES AND HE MISSES IT! NOW HE MOVES BACK TOWARDS HER- SLICE! SHE CUTS HIM IN HALF WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR THAT FLOORS HIM! HE’S GRABBING HIS RIBS AS SHE HOLDS HER SHOULDER, STILL MANAGING SOMEHOW TO STAY IN THIS WITH THAT INJURED ARM! Both competitors stumble back up to two feet, they’re both hurting right now, but it’s Harper Lee who swings out a clothesline and tries to take Drake’s head off!
Rich Russillo: He ducks under it and now grabs her wrist- HE DELIVERS THE JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE OF HARPER AND SHE CRUMBLED LIKE A COOKIE TO DRAKE’S FEET! HE DIDN’T NEED THE SPIN WITH THAT ONE! NOW DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES AND DELIVERS THE DISCUS ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HARPER’S SKULL! THAT ONE PUT HER FULLY DOWN AND SHE SLAMMED DOWN TO THE CANVAS! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN HARD-HITTING ACTION SINCE THE VERY FIRST BELL! BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS CAME TO WIN, BUT RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE DRAKE KING’S GONNA BE THE ONE TO CAPITALIZE ON IT!
James Peters: DRAKE GETS HER UP ONE MORE TIME FOR THE POWERBOMB! RUNNING HER ACROSS THE RING AND SLAMMING HER NECK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THAT BUCKLE BOMB! NOW SHE FALLS TO HER KNEES AND DRAKE SNAPS A SUPERKICK OFF THE FACE OF HARPER! HER HEAD BOUNCED BACK AND NOW DRAKE KICK GRABS HARPER FOR A SUPLEX! OH MY GOD, DRAKE IS ROLLING RIGHT NOW AND HE’S HOISTING HARPER UP- WAIT! SHE DROPPED A KNEE STRAIGHT DOWN ON HIS HEAD AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO COUNTER THE ATTACK! HOW IS SHE EVEN CONSCIOUS, LET ALONE STILL FIGHTING!
Rich Russillo: Drake brings her back down, but perches her on the top turnbuckle! Drake has Harper on the top and he’s gonna- Bang! He’s gonna try and find his jaw after that one because Harper nailed him with a kick as she was seated on that top rope! Drake turns back around and runs back towards Harper, who throws another kick at him! He catches this one, but she comes around with another one! An enziguri with the other leg that caught Drake again! Harper snuck that boot around and Drake fell to the middle of the ring! He’s stunned and Harper Lee knows this could be her time!
James Peters: HARPER LEE STANDS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS TO THE SKY! SHE KNOWS THIS IS THE WIN SHE WAS LOOKING FOR! NO! DRAKE UP TO HIS FEET LIKE A MAN POSSESSED, JUMPING UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND MEETING HER ON THE TOP ROPE! OH BOY, DRAKE KING HOISTS HARPER LEE UP AND BRINGS THEM BOTH THUNDERING BACK DOWN TO EARTH WITH A MASSIVE SUPERPLEX! THAT ONE RATTLED THE RING AND NOW DRAKE KING IS LIFTING HARPER UP AGAIN! HE TURNS HER UPSIDE DOWN AND NOW INSIDE OUT WITH A FALCON-ARROW THAT CRUSHED HER TO THE CANVAS ONE MORE TIME!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S DOWN AND OUT, BUT DRAKE IS STILL ALIVE! HE SEES THE MOMENT OF OPPORTUNITY, HE BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES LIKE LIGHTNING AND STOMPS THE HEAD OF HARPER LEE INTO THE GROUND WITH A ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’!!! OH MY GOD, HE HIT IT! HE HIT IT! DRAKE KING HIT THE ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ AND NOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS! THIS HAS TO BE ALL SHE WROTE!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
James Peters: NO, SHE HAS HER FOOT ON THE ROPE! HARPER LEE WITH A FOOT ON THE ROPE! SHE MANAGED TO GET A FOOT ON THE ROPE AND SOMEHOW KEEP THIS MATCH ALIVE! DRAKE KING CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE POUNDED HIS HANDS AGAINST THE CANVAS IN ANGER, HE THOUGHT THIS MATCH WAS OVER!
(The crowd cheers in excitement as Drake runs his hands through his hair.)
Rich Russillo: He looks visibly distraught! Drake thought this match was wrapped up and that he’d done enough to put the nail in the coffin, but Harper Lee has more fight left in here! The real question is; how much more?
James Peters: IT DOESN’T SEEM TO MATTER BECAUSE DRAKE KING IS HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE! HE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THAT HUGE FROG SPLASH THAT HE’S KNOWN FOR! SURELY THIS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO SPELL DOOM FOR HARPER LEE! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN TOUGH-FOUGHT FOR BOTH COMPETITORS, BUT ONE OF THEM HAS TO GIVE IN AT SOME POINT AND RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S GONNA BE HARPER LEE!
Persephone: I DON’T KNOW! DRAKE KING IS A PU- FEMALE ORGAN AS WELL! IF ANYONE COULD LOSE A LEAD LIKE THIS, IT’S HIM!
Rich Russillo: NOT THIS TIME! NOT EVER! NOT DRAKE KING AND NOT NEW EDEN! HE’S DETERMINED TO FINISH HARPER TONIGHT AND HERE- WAIT! HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE FROG SPLASH! HE’S TURNING AROUND AND HERE GOES DRAKE KING WITH A PHOENIX SPLASH! HE FLIES WITH THE PHOENIX SPLASH, BUT SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HE MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET AND ROLL THROUGH! HARPER RUNS TOWARDS DRAKE AND THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE AGAIN-
James Peters: HARPER CAUGHT HIM IN THE ‘FOLDABODY’!!!! THE SUBMISSION HOLD THAT MIGHT JUST END DRAKE’S NIGHT! OH MY GOD, HARPER LEE WITH AN ACE UP HER SLEEVE AT THE 11TH HOUR! HARPER LEE HAS DRAKE KING IN DEEP WATERS AND HE’S SHOUTING IN PAIN! DRAKE KING IS DOWN TO A KNEE AND HE’S STARTING TO CRUMBLE! OH MY GOD, HARPER LEE! HARPER LEE!
Rich Russillo: HARPER LEE HAS DRAKE KING DEAD TO RIGHTS HERE! HE’S GOT ALMOST NO STRENGTH LEFT AND NOTHING HAS BEEN ABLE TO PUT HARPER AWAY YET! LIKE HER OR NOT, THIS WOMAN IS RIDICULOUSLY TOUGH AND SHE’S ABOUT TO TAKE A WIN OVER THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!
James Peters: NOT YET! LOOK AT DRAKE KING! HE’S POWERING UP WITH ANYTHING LEFT IN THE TANK AND SHREDDING HIS MUSCLES TO GET HER UP, BUT HE’S DOING IT! DRAKE BACK ON HIS FEET AND HE JUMPS BACKWARDS- WHAT THE?! WAIT! HARPER LANDED ON THAT BAD ARM AND SHE GRABBED AT IT IMMEDIATELY! DRAKE KNEW HE PUT MONEY INT HE BANK EARLIER! HE DROPPED HER ON HER INJURED ARM AND NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE TRYING TO RECUPERATE!
Rich Russillo: HARPER LEE GOES FOR A RUNNING METEORA TO AN DIZZY DRAKE KING! HE CATCHES HER AND DROPS HER JAW-FIRST ONTO A KNEE OF HIS OWN! SHE FALLS TO A KNEE AND DRAKE COMES OFF THE ROPES, A MOTH TO A FLAME IS HARPER LEE! ‘THE JUDGEMENT DAY’!!!!-
James Peters: NOT THIS TIME! SHE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND NOW FIRES OFF A LIGHTNING FAST ‘DRAGON FIST’!!!! NO! DRAKE KING CAUGHT HER ARM AND PULLED HER IN FOR AN ‘ASCENSION’!!! HE PLANTS HARPER FACE FIRST WITH AN ‘ASCENSION’!!! WHAT A COUNTER! WHAT A COUNTER FROM DRAKE! HE LIFTS HER UP TO HER FEET ONE FINAL TIME AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: ‘GULLLOTINNEEEEEE’!!!! DRAKE LANDS THE ‘GULLOTINE’ KICK FLUSH ON HARPER’S SKULL AND TURNED HER INSIDE OUT! HER BODY RAGDOLLED TO THE CANVAS AND NOW DRAKE KING COVERS HARPER LEE! BOTH LEGS HOOKS, CENTER OF THE RING! FOR THE WIN, FOR NEW EDEN!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
(‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play as Drake King peels his body off the lifeless Harper Lee. The referee tends to both, but Drake shoves him away and runs his hands through his hair.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOUR WINNER, THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION! DRAKE KINGGGGGG!!!
(The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Drake King as he pushes the belt away and rolls under the bottom rope. He sits on the apron as Harper Lee just starts to come to. She’s slapping away the hands of medical assistance as Drake begins to walk up the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: What a match that was. These two warriors just left it all out there. Drake King managed to pull out a tremendous win tonight and prove once more that there’s a reason he’s the world champion. He’s the face of EAW for good reason and tonight, he drew the line differentiating great competitors and greatness.
James Peters: Said perfectly, Rich. Drake knows how to win and he’s avert to losing. This man just doesn’t lose and won’t be denied his spot at the top of EAW. Absolutely dominant force and one of the greatest EAW champions in recent memory. This reign is unparalleled and the level this man is on right now is just unheard of. Who has a chance at really taking the title from him? Right now, he’s looking down at everyone else, waiting for someone worthy to come forward and prove themselves.
Persephone: Get off his tiny nuts man, seriously.
James Peters: All I’m saying is if there was ever an immovable object, it’s him. Question is, who’s going to serve as the unstoppable force?
(The camera pans to Drake on the stage as he walks through the curtain.)
(Commercial promoting a re-release of Spider-Man 1,2,3, and the Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2. Totally for no reason, and not because of Spider-Man: No Way Home.)
(Bella Braxton is standing in the center of the ring, ready to announce the next match.)
Bella Braxton: This next contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…
(“It Has Begun” by Starset starts to play as Xavier Williams enters the arena to boos from the crowd. Not far behind is his tag team partner, Harlow Reichert.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Being accompanied by Harlow Reichert. Residing in Pensacola, Florida. Weighing in at 220 pounds. He is one-half of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions! He is “THE BEST IN THE WORLD” XAVIER WILLIAMS!
James Peters: The tension is getting so thick within this situation that you could cut it with a knife. Especially with everything that has gone on between the four involved.
Persephone: Now why did he have to bring her along? As if this night couldn’t get worse.
Rich Russillo: Harlow is Xavier’s tag team partner. Of course she’d accompany him to ringside, especially since they are the Tag Team Champions.
Persephone: Who cares! I really don’t want to see this old man and I REALLY don’t want to witness the presence of Harlow Ret….
James Peters: I know what you are about to say and I am going to go ahead and cut you off right now and prevent you losing money. Look at their faces. They are not happy at all. This match to them is to serve as a lesson and a demonstration to what will happen to their challengers at Road to Redemption.
(Xavier enters the ring and holds his title in the air as “It Has Begun” stops playing. When Xavier takes his corner as “Invincible” by Pop Smoke starts playing as Chris Elite enters the arena and makes his way to the ring accompanied by Jake Smith to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent! Being accompanied by Jake Smith. Representing the Haircare Kings! From Brooklyn, New York. Weighing in at 210 pounds. He is “GAWD…GIVEN…GREATNESS!” CHRIS ELITE!
Persephone: Now I have to ask this. Why in the world are they calling themselves “The Haircare Kings”? Isn’t that like a walking hypocrisy?
Rich Russillo: What do you mean by that?
Persephone: Think about it, brainiac! One has no hair. The other has a mane that looks like a dying horse. They would have had a more accurate team name with “The Bag Over Face Brigade”.
James Peters: Team name aside. These two are completely focused on this match. They pick up a victory over half of the Tag Champs, they think that it will be a sign of things to come at Road to Redemption.
Rich Russillo: Especially after what happened two nights ago on Dynasty. The Haircare Kings went to Dynasty to prove a point and that’s what they did when they seemed to get the upper hand on Reichert and Williams. We’ll find out who will get another boost of momentum with this match.
(Elite takes his place in the ring as “Invincible” stops playing. The referee motions to both wrestlers before ringing the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Alright. Ref called for the bell and this match is finally underway. It’s always a treat to see competitors like them go at it. Williams and Elite are going to show everybody here tonight why exactly they have been successful in their careers and why exactly they are both EAW Hall of Famers.
Rich Russillo: The technical savant in Xavier Williams is looking to lock up in the center of the ring, but Elite isn’t having it. Elite wants to be the one who controls the show. Chris Elite can wrestle with the best of him, but I don’t think that’s his style. He’d rather just beat people up.
James Peters: Xavier knows that, and Xavier doesn’t like it at all. Now we have the two of them arguing in the center of the ring. CHRIS ELITE WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! If Xavier wasn’t mad before, he is now.
Persephone: This is already boring. There is nothing exciting about watching two old grandpas fight. Now the little kids watching at home will get a history lesson. Children, this is how the dinosaurs became extinct. This is what happens when a T-Rex fights a Stegosaurus.
James Peters: Oh, for goodness’ sake! Enough from you right now! Elite takes advantage of the slap by clobbering Xavier in the back of the head with a forearm. Elite is just pounding on the back of Xavier getting him down to a knee before hoisting him back up and dropping him back to the canvas with a nice back suplex.
Rich Russillo: This is actually a very good strategy on the part of Chris Elite. Stay on him and don’t let Xavier Williams breathe. Because Elite might be in big trouble if Xavier finds an opening and dives into his vast bag of wrestling arsenal. Elite with the mount and now he is just pounding lefts and rights into the face of Xavier Williams.
James Peters: Xavier Williams blocking, but Elite is not letting up. The referee is telling Elite to open the hand, but I don’t think Elite wants to. But he should unless he wants to get disqualified.
Persephone: I think I need to get my eyesight checked. Is this match happening live right now? It looks to me like it’s in slow motion. Come on, old men!! You should have taken your vitamins to get more energy to make it through this match. That explains why Chris Elite is bald. Whatever. The old blonde guy in the ring made it to the ropes and the ref starts the count again.
James Peters: You might because I don’t think Xavier is blonde.
Persephone: You’re right. It’s white! Bahahahaha!!
Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams slides under the bottom rope and is now on the apron. Williams now back to his feet. Elite looks to suplex Williams back into the ring, but Xavier blocks it and changes momentum. XAVIER SUPLEXES CHRIS ELITE ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR WHILE KEEPING HIS BALANCE ON THE APRON! WHAT A COUNTER BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!
James Peters: Chris Elite crashed and burned when he landed on the outside. Xavier Williams back in the ring. He hits the ropes on the far side at full speed before doing a cartwheel. THE SASUKE SPECIAL! SUICIDE MOONSAULT RIGHT ON TOP OF CHRIS ELITE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Persephone: Somebody call the EMS!! They might have broken a few bones and they didn’t come to the ring with their walkers. Neither of them are moving and the ref starts the count.
James Peters: Here comes Jake Smith to check on his partner, BUT HERE COMES HARLOW AS WELL! JAKE AND HARLOW LOCKING EYES AND GLARING AT EACH OTHER! THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE THE OTHER DOESN’T INTERFERE!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) HEY!! BACK OFF!! THERE’S NOTHING GOING ON HERE!
Harlow Reichert: (off-mic) HOW ABOUT YOU BACK OFF! YOU CAN’T BE TRUSTED!
Referee: (off-mic) HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH BACK OFF! I HAVE NO PROBLEM THROWING BOTH OF YOU OUT NOW TAKE YOUR SEPARATE SIDES OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Well, that’s that. I don’t think the referee wants to deal the crap regarding these four. I think they get it as Jake and Harlow take their separate corners as the ref restarts his count due to the interruption.
James Peters: That actually gave both men a little extra time to recover, but Xavier is a little bit quicker to his feet. Xavier bounces Elite’s face off the ring apron before rolling Elite back into the ring. Xavier back on the ring apron as Chris Elite once again makes it back to his feet. XAVIER OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CATCHES ELITE UNDER THE JAW WITH THE CLOTHESLINE!
Persephone: Be careful! You might knock his false teeth out of his mouth. Those things can get very expensive. But Old Man Williams goes for the first pin in this match. Please let this end!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWOOO–
James Peters: ELITE KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE TWO! It’s going to take a lot more than that to put down Chris Elite, but Xavier knows that. This might have been more of a tactic to wear down Elite. I believe that the longer this match goes, the more it will go towards the favor of Xavier Williams. That’s my belief.
Rich Russillo: Xavier brings Elite back to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Elite with the rebound. ELITE DUCKS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND COUNTERS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX. WILLIAMS LANDS HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Elite now starting to build some momentum up again.
James Peters: Xavier Williams barely makes it back to his feet but not before he is met with a punch from Chris Elite. ANOTHER PUNCH! SHOOT KICK! BACK FIST! ELITE HITS THE ROPES AND CLOCKS WILLIAMS WITH A NICE LARIAT! THAT’S THE 5 BOROUGH COMBO FROM CHRIS ELITE!
Persephone: No need to knock him loopy. Xavier is already halfway there from his advanced age. He doesn’t need an early grave. He’s got one foot in there already. Do you remember when they had actual fights in the Coliseum? These two sat in the third row watching the action.
James Peters: Will you stop that? I think they’re barely in their 30s. But that’s not the point. Chris Elite is now on the second rope, once again waiting for Xavier Williams to get back to his feet. Xavier up once again and ELITE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO XAVIER WILLIAMS! BULLSEYE RIGHT ON THE CHEST! ELITE GOES QUICKLY INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT AT TWO! Just like Xavier’s attempt earlier, there’s still plenty to do before Xavier is down for the count.
James Peters:
Persephone: Could this match be any more boring? I can’t swear. I have no liquor to keep me lit. Now I have to watch this boring spectacle completely sober? Why do they do this to me?! Is today over yet so I can go to the hotel and hit the mini fridge?
James Peters: No, you big crybaby! We still have plenty of action left tonight on Voltage, so stop acting like you’re being a martyr. You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t secretly enjoy all the action deep down inside.
Persephone: How about you shut your mouth before I go to New Eden and ask for a match with you so I can legally knock some of your teeth out? Very rude!
Rich Russillo: Outside of all the hostility coming from Persephone, there is still a match going on. Chris Elite with the quick snap suplex on Xavier Williams before Elite hits the ropes and hits a leg drop across the throat of Xavier Williams.
James Peters: Now Elite drags Xavier Williams into the corner. Chris Elite goes to the opposite side and runs at full speed. CHRIS ELITE WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES IN THE CORNER! HAWK EM CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE MONEY AS THE NECK OF XAVIER WILLIAMS SNAPS BACK! HE COULD BE OUT FROM THAT!
Persephone: We can only hope that his neck is broken so the match can end early, and we can go on with the show so it can end. Look at the bald old man drag the other old man out of the corner. No wrestling for old men. Hurry up and pin him or stop his heart or something. JUST HURRY UP! Just because the don’t have much time left doesn’t mean the rest of us want to waste ours!
James Peters: Persephone was right about one thing. Elite did drag Xavier out of the corner and still has a lock on his legs. He grabs the other legs and drags him to the opposite corner. Elite falls back and goes for the slingshot, BUT XAVIER CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: I’m changing the subject away from the two old men in the ring right now. I’m actually surprised that Harpie and Little Boy Blue have stayed silent for most of this match. I guess we finally found the one referee with some sort of backbone that can put the fear of GAWD in them.
James Peters: I think it’s because they have extreme confidence in their partners.
Rich Russillo: BACK TO THE MATCH! ELITE CAN’T BELIEVE IT AND RUNS TO ATTACK XAVIER, BUT XAVIER JUMPS UP AND ELITE GOES CRASHING INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! WILLIAMS JUMPS BEHIND ELITE! MORNINGSTAR! ELITE GOT HIS HEAD CAUGHT ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND XAVIER TOOK ADVANTAGE WITH THAT SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! ELITE FALLS BACK ALMOST LIKE STONE! XAVIER PULLS HIM AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE COVER! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH?
ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THREE! ELITE SHOWING THE STRENGTH THAT HAS LED HIM TO MANY CHAMPIONSHIP REIGNS IN HIS CAREER! Xavier Williams isn’t letting that deter him from the task at hand. That just means he gets to cause more pain to his opponent.
Persephone: When Chris Elite was winning all those titles, TV only had like three channels and had screens smaller than my phone. Stop making it sound like he’s had any recent success. Not hurry this match up! If they keep going, they’re going to rock themselves to sleep while trying to tell a story.
James Peters: XAVIER WILLIAMS ISN’T DONE YET! XAVIER CALLING FOR CHRIS ELITE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! I THINK XAVIER WILLIAMS IS DONE PLAYING AROUND! ELITE IS STUMBLING SLOWLY, BUT HE IS BACK TO HIS FEET! XAVIER GOING FOR THE CUTTER! ELITE IS GOING TO GET BURNED BY THE ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!
Rich Russillo: COUNTERED! ELITE STOPPED THE PHOENIX BEFORE IT COULD TAKE FLIGHT! ELITE HAS A WAISTLOCK AND THROWS HIM IN THE AIR! GERMAN SUPLEX? NO! COULD IT BE? FU! SION! HA! FUSION DANCE CONNECTS! CHRIS ELITE CAUGHT ALL OF THAT SUPLEX AND NECKBREAKER COMBO! AMAZING COUNTER FROM GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS!
Persephone: Did you seriously just say fusion ha? Are you joking me? I think you are really trying to act like a man who lives in his mother’s basement. Please don’t say stuff like that. This is no anime convention or stuff that you’re interested in. Now you can just shut up as the Bald man is going for the cover. END THIS MATCH!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!
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THHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!
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James Peters: XAVIER WILLIAMS BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP! THE LAST THING XAVIER WANTS TO DO IS GIVE THIS TEAM ANY SATISFACTION GOING INTO ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
Persephone: Now you can shut up too! The only thing Xavier Williams is giving is me a migraine because this match is still going. Drop him on his head, pull the plug, I don’t care just END THIS MATCH NOW!
James Peters: That’s what Elite is trying to do as he grabs Williams by the neck and bring him back to his feet, BUT A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF CHRIS ELITE! XAVIER WAS PLAYING POSSUM THERE!!
Rich Russillo: Now Xavier Williams is attacking that right leg of Chris Elite. He might be looking to soften Chris Elite up for that Oathbreaker submission. What better way to make a statement than getting someone like Chris Elite to tap out?
James Peters: I don’t think I can count the number of times that Chris Elite has lost via submission. They have been few and far between. Williams picks him and whips him to the ropes, but Elite whips him instead. Williams ducks the clothesline and HITS A DROPKICK TO THAT RIGHT LEG! ELITE GOES DOWN AND HOLDS THE KNEE IN PAIN!
Persephone: That wasn’t because of Xavier. It was because of all that arthritis or something due to that old age. Now he’s just kicking the leg over and over again on that bald guy. Now let’s get some bloodshed! Make it worth watching! Because we know that this match hasn’t been interesting to me yet.
James Peters: He grabs the leg and now he looks like looks ready for it. OATHBREAKER ON THE HORIZON! XAVIER SPINS BUT CHRIS ELITE CATCHES THE NECK!! INSIDE CRADLE! WILLIAMS SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRREEEEEE—
Persephone: The old man reverses the cover! Now Baldy has his shoulders on the mat! Ha! Stupid!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE REVERSES THE PIN RIGHT BACK!! XAVIER IN TROUBLE ONCE AGAIN!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!
Rich Russillo: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT, BUT HE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT!! CHRIS ELITE IS PRETTY MUCH FIGHTING NOW ON ONE LEG DUE TO THE DAMAGE SUSTAINED BY XAVIER WILLIAMS! ELITE GIVING SOME DISTANCE TRYING HIS BEST TO GET SOME FEELING INTO THAT RIGHT LEG!
James Peters: That’s right. Chris Elite uses those legs to fly and also for that Box Office Smash Superkick. Xavier Williams might have just neutralized the game plan of Chris Elite. Leave it to Xavier Williams to somehow be one step ahead with his strategies.
Persephone: Oh, just get the old man a cane or a walker or something. Bald man seems to be the kind of guy who would hit a guy with a cane or run somebody over with a motorized scooter. But look at the other guy Xavier on the prowl. This is grandpa on grandpa violence.
Rich Russillo: Xavier going for the leg again, BUT CHRIS ELITE WITH THE ALMIGHTY PUSH!! MODIFIED POUNCE CONNECTS! XAVIER SENT FLYING HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! HE MIGHT BE ON ONE BAD LEG BUT HE CAN STILL GO! James, you talked about the advanced strategic planning of Xavier Williams, but you can’t count out the fighting tenacity of Chris Elite.
James Peters: Chris Elite is going towards Xavier Williams, but he’s barely limping. He’s either stronger than we know or he’s hurting more than he’s letting on. XAVIER CATCHES HIM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING HIM THROAT FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! ELITE SENT BACKWARDS! Elite is trying to recover, but XAVIER HITS DIVINITY!! KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE!! ELITE IS DOWN, BUT HE ROLLS TO THE APRON! SMART BY CHRIS ELITE!
Persephone: Smart? For him? I guess even a broken clock like him is right twice in a day and that’s three times too many for someone with the brain power of Chris Elite. Now hurry this match up.
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite slowly makes it back to his feet out on the ring apron as Xavier Williams looks to suplex him back into the ring. Almost shades of earlier in the match instead of trying to take him outside the ring. CHRIS ELITE BLOCKS IT! XAVIER TRIES AGAIN BUT CHRIS ELITE ON ONE GOOD LEG CATCHES XAVIER IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A KICK! XAVIER STUMBLES BACK AND ELITE ON THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD DDT! XAVIER WILLIAMS SPIKED RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
Persephone: Good grief! There is nothing up there for him to hurt anyway. Not a big deal. It’s not like either of these two have many brain cells left. What should be a big deal is that Mr. Hobbles is going for the pin. Finally!! The shoulders are down. Come on and count three, ref!!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWOOOOOOO!
TTHHHRRRRRREEEEEE!!
James Peters: THAT WAS EXTREMELY CLOSE, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! CHRIS ELITE ONCE AGAIN PULLS UP XAVIER AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Chris Elite runs as fast as he can to the corner, but he is met with a boot to the face. Chris Elite stunned as Xavier Williams quickly climbs to the second turnbuckle and jumps!
James Peters: XAVIER WILLIAMS WAS TRYING FOR THE MISSILE DROPKICK! BUT CHRIS ELITE CATCHES HIM!! OH NO! Chris Elite adjusts him for another move before dropping him. SIT OUT POWERBOMB! HIGH IMPACT MOVE FROM CHRIS ELITE! Chris Elite was wanting to go for a pin, but Xavier managed to roll out of position before that could happen.
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE IS LOOKING TO FINISH THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!! ELITE TRYING HIS BEST TO KEEP HIS BALANCE WITH THAT BAD LEG SO HE CAN HIT THIS SUPERKICK! ELITE WAITING FOR XAVIER WILLIAMS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! XAVIER IS UP AND IT LOOKS LIKE ELITE WANTS TO MAKE HIM PART OF HIS OWN BOX OFFICE SMASH! ELITE GOING FOR THE SUPERKICK…
James Peters: BUT XAVIER MANAGES TO DUCK IT AT THE LAST SECOND! THE BOX OFFICE SMASH BECAME A BOX OFFICE BOMB!
Persephone: Sounds like most of Chris Elite’s latest matches if you ask me. His best years are behind him and it looks like it’s about to happen again!
James Peters: XAVIER SPINS ELITE AROUND AND BUTTERFLY THE ARMS AND HOISTS HIM UP! BACKBREAKER NOW INTO THE NECKBREAKER! DEATH’S DANCE CONNECTS! XAVIER HIT IS VERSION OF THE STORM BREAKER BEAUTIFULLY! ELITE LOOKS OUT AND MIGHT HAVE DONE HIS LAST DANCE FOR THE NIGHT! XAVIER WITH THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
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TWWWWWOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“It Has Begun” starts playing again as Jake attempts to enter the ring to attack. Xavier Williams quickly gets out of the ring to the floor with the ref quickly following.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…XAVIER WILLIAMS!
(The referee raises Xavier’s arm in victory as Harlow raises the other arm. Xavier has a sly smirk on his face as Jake is leaning against the ropes, yelling at him.)
Rich Russillo: Looks like turnabout is fair play. The tag champs came to Voltage wanting to teach them a lesson and that’s what they did. Xavier Williams picks up the victory in this hard fought match.
James Peters: Elite and Williams showed why exactly they are both Hall of Famers and high quality competitors. Elite tried to keep momentum on the side of the challengers, but Xavier was just one step quicker this time.
Persephone: Now they will both go to the medical area and get checked to see if either of them need a hip replacement before they go back to the home and rest up before Road to Redemption.
James Peters: Good grief! They aren’t that old! What is wrong with you? This was an amazing match!
Persephone: Yeah yeah. Whatever! If this was such a good match, why did it seem like it was going in slow motion?
(Elite is now sitting up in the middle of the ring. He saw Xavier’s arm being raised as he pounds the mat with his fist.)
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite is back up and he is not happy about what went down.
Persephone: Maybe he’s just mad that they ran out of tapioca pudding in catering.
James Peters: Will you quit that? Elite wanted the victory tonight and unfortunately he’s leaving empty handed. Knowing The Haircare Kings, neither of them will take this defeat lying down.
Rich Russillo: Without a doubt. There’s still some time to go before Road to Redemption and it’s only going to get more heated from there until the Unified Tag Team Titles are finally on the line.
(The last scene is of Reichert and Williams laughing at the anger of Smith and Elite, who are still glaring up the ramp at the Tag Champs as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(The scene pans backstage where the Universal Women’s Champion, Ms. Extreme is sat in a steel chair, looking at the camera with a smug look on her face.)
Ms. Extreme: Ah, it seems like this Extreme Elimination Chamber has come together. Ayu Megumi will be the final woman who will step into the Chamber as she has a chance to become Universal Women’s Champion. Ayu, Rebecca Blackwell, Holly Arrow, Ximena Velasquez, and Serenity Valdez are the names of the women who will try to take this away from me. Five women who would love nothing more than to transform their careers by dethroning ‘The Red Queen’ — a giant task for any of these women, honestly. Stepping into the Extreme Elimination Chamber are five women who have NO idea of what is expected to happen. A good chunk of them won’t do the research of old Chamber matches. A good chunk of them will be going into this match head-on, expecting things not to go down to shit. All of them think that they have a legit shot of outlasting five other women and walking away with the Universal Women’s Championship. That’s the name of the game, right? All of these women are going to try to rip this championship from my cold hands. All of these women want to have that satisfaction of dethroning the woman who has been champion for 149 days in counting. Honestly, that’s mind-blowing to even think about because I wasn’t keeping track of the numbers, but if you’re going to tell me that in thirty-fours days, I could break the record and become the longest-reigning Universal Women’s Champion in EAW History? I would say that I deserve it. I actually had Minerva do the numbers for me earlier and I break the record on Christmas Day. On Christmas Day, I get to wipe that race-baiting [censored]’s name out of the history books. I get to do the entire world a favor once again by breaking another record that was set by someone who EAW thrust into the spotlight as the golden child but only ended up being a giant disappointment. Around the same time that I should have won the Universal Women’s Championship last year, but this isn’t going to be one of those videos. Perhaps, I’ll give some sob speech when I break the record, but there’s plenty of people who are going to tell me that I need to look out for this Chamber because there are people that could take this title away from me and I’m looking at all of these names on the list and I’m wondering? Who are the names?
(Ms. Extreme leans forward on her chair, looking closer to the camera as to look into the souls of everyone watching.)
Ms. Extreme: I look at this Chamber and I see that I’ve already defeated 3/5 women in the Chamber. Ximena and Holly are two women that I’ve already defeated for the Universal Women’s Championship earlier this season. Rebecca is someone who Drake and I defeated to advance in that stupid Tag Team Turmoil Tournament. And, are we supposed to think that Ayu or Serenity know what the [censored] they are going to be getting themselves into? Oh my god, those two are going to get devoured in this match. I’m not saying that to be a [censored], but you’re not going to tell me that this was what every other woman was thinking when it finally settled in that these two were going to represent Dynasty and Showdown at Road to Redemption? A bunch of inexperienced women and before you give me the whole: “but, but, but, this is how they gain experience!” lecture, I am going to stop you right there because I’m convinced that women like Ayu and Serenity don’t have the ruthless and cunning nature that is going to take them far in this match. I am going to be blunt right here because there is a part of me that hopes that they do something with that negativity and are able to prove me wrong. While Rebecca may have more aggression than those two, are we supposed to be convinced that she’ll stand a chance against me? How about Ximena and Holly? Those two can pull the whole “but, I’ve learned from my mistakes and I won’t make them again” speech that they’ll likely pull out of their ass, but who are they looking to convince? Me? The fans? Or themselves? Yeah, it seems like they are trying to convince themselves that. It seems like one of these matches that I’m not sweating about and it’s probably because I think a lot of these women are beneath me. A lot of these women aren’t as experienced in these types of matches like me. A lot of these women don’t have the drive I do to be a champion in this company. That’s the thing with these Women’s Chambers — I don’t feel their passion. I don’t feel their need to win the match. That should all change knowing that I am the champion that’s walking into the match. I am the [censored] that you are going to try to knock down because if that’s not one of your two main objectives going into Road to Redemption, then, you don’t deserve your spot in this match and most importantly, you don’t deserve to be Universal Women’s Champion.
Ms. Extreme: Let’s go down the participants — Ayu Megumi found herself having one of the biggest opportunities of her life. After facing that tragic loss at Reasonable Doubt, this could be an opportunity that could shift her career in the right direction. She carries herself with dignity and respect. There is not a mean bone in her body and that’s the part that makes me quite concerned when looking at the Extreme Elimination Chamber because this is a match that is going to require her to be as harsh as she possibly can. She is going to find a mean bone in her body. She is going to need to make the most of this one opportunity or she’s going to find herself eliminated soon enough. Yes, it’s nice to be respectful and all that jazz, but when it comes to a match like that, all the respect stuff goes out the window and it’s the last thing that I am going to care about. This is a structure that isn’t going to give Ayu the respect she deserves, so why should she? Just something for her to think about.
Ms. Extreme: I honestly didn’t know who Serenity Valdez was until Dynasty. From the looks of things, she seems like someone who legit thinks that she’s a queen. Someone who parades herself like she’s some sort of big deal, but let’s not forget that the reason that she’s in this match is because Kensi turned on Lisa Wren. But hey, a win is a win and an opportunity is an opportunity. However, she’s going to call herself the biggest threat in the locker room? I mean, it is Dynasty after all, but I’m ‘The Baddest [censored] on The Block.’ It doesn’t matter what brand I stand on because I’m already a threat, not just to women, but to men and any other human being and creature possible. It doesn’t matter if you’re a ‘God,’ ‘Ace,’ ‘King’ or ‘Queen,’ but when you step into the ring with Ms. Extreme, it doesn’t matter your status. It doesn’t matter what you mean to people, but I will take you down and give you the proper competition that you’re in desperate need for.
Ms. Extreme: As you look at the Voltage side, Rebecca Blackwell is someone that leaves me questioning. I mean, she leaves a lot more to be desired. She leaves me wanting a lot more from her. I looked at her match on Showdown this week and it was such a shame that it didn’t end sooner because I feel like for someone who refused to give the Answers World Champion someone to work with, doesn’t deserve to be in a ring with another World Champion. While she did put on a good effort when it came to that tag match with Drake and I, it’s an entirely different environment at Road to Redemption. I will not show her sympathy, I will not care if she’s prepared or not to be stepping into the Chamber against me. If she’s not prepared that’s all on her, but I will not feel remorse for what I will do to her the moment that she’s in the ring against me. I better not be getting the same energy that she gave Kassidy Heart because that was an absolute joke. I would rather much prefer the energy that she gave me and Drake during the Tag Team Turmoil.
Ms. Extreme: Now, Ximena Velasquez was someone who actually went into a fight against me back in Territorial Invasion. Oh, how can I forget about the whole dark skin versus light skin Mexican war that we had. That was the most pathetic thing that I had ever experienced and I faced the women for this very championship a year ago. Since Ximena lost her match, what happened to her? I mean, it seems like she’s fallen underneath the radar. It seems like she went to downgrade herself from going to a World Championship picture to a Tag Team Championship opportunity because she was left with such a fractured ego after getting defeated by me. There was also something about the end of the partnership between her and Sierra, but after what occurred on Voltage last week, that isn’t the only partnership that’s fallen apart from her. 
I’m not shocked that Ximena was proven to be absolutely nothing without the mystic of being a big, strong woman. While she did give me a solid fight, her demise was something that I’ve really enjoyed watching happen over these past couple of months. But, am I supposed to believe that she’s really learned from her mistakes? She may be the one most built for a match like this outside me, but we all know what happened when the two of us were in the ring at the same time.
Ms. Extreme: Holly Arrow was someone who did give me a great fight as well, but I was right — she wasn’t ready to become Universal Women’s Champion, but we’re supposed to think that one month later, she’s totally ready to be a champion? She hasn’t had time to improve. She hasn’t had time to learn from her mistakes. While, this Extreme Elimination Chamber does provide her with an opportunity to shine and really showcase her hardcore nature, this is the Extreme Elimination Chamber we’re talking about. It’s a match that has taken years away from Elitists. It’s ended careers. It’s created some of the most horrific and gruesome injuries known to man and women. Not only that, but it’s not me that she’s dealing with, it’s four other women who will hurt her when given the opportunity to do so. How is she going to make sure that things are different this time around? Huh? How is she going to make sure that she prevails this time around? Despite more obstacles standing in her way, how is it going to be different for her? While the scenario is different, things are going to remain the same and that’s me walking out of the Chamber, still the Universal Women’s Champion and on my way to the history books.
Ms. Extreme: I think that question that everyone wants to know is… what my Chamber weapon is going to be? Honestly, I had given this a lot of thought because I wanted it to be something different and unique. If I’m going to be the best in that match, I might as well have a weapon that symbolizes my greatness.
(A huge zapping noise is heard as Ms. Extreme lifts up the reason for the zapping noise and it’s a giant red thunderbolt with a rubber handle in the center, which prevents her from touching the thunderbolt. The thunderbolt is able to zap any of her opponents, leaving them vulnerable for who knows how long, but it’s inspired by Zeus, the God of Thunder, and his ability to shoot out lightning bolts. Ms. Extreme has a smirk on her face as the red is reflecting all over now before she slams the lightning bolt against the camera, shattering it as it goes to black.)
(The camera pans over the thousands packed inside the TD Garden before focusing on the stage as “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi hits and the crowd immediately erupts with a chorus of boos. Myles slowly makes his way through the curtain as the crowd gets louder, which doesn’t seem to bother him in the slightest. He stands on the stage giving himself a moment to soak in every piece of what the crowd is throwing his way before making his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time… he is the 2021 Cash in the Vault briefcase winner! MYYYYYYLLLESSSSSS!!!!
James Peters: We’re now into the third week of New Eden’s month rule over Voltage, but I believe that this is the perfect opportunity to talk about the happenings of Voltage last week. It’s no secret about Myles’ mentality about competition here in EAW. He said it last week; that’s what he wants. He wants competition to matter. It’s something that stems so much further than the need for championships, accolades – everything. It’s the competition that should mean more than anything else in this business.
Rich Russillo: There’s something that I just don’t understand. This man is against the idea of this company needing championships, but it’s those championships which encourage competition. The EAW World Championship which is held by his New Eden brethren, Drake King, which should symbolise that he sits at the top of that proverbial competitional ladder. It’s like wielding a sword, but ignoring the fact that it has a double sided blade.
Persephone: Just shut the f… just shut up, Rich.
James Peters: There’s no doubt that he’s going to get the competition that he wants at Road to Redemption against a former multiple time World Champion and Hall of Famer in Cameron Ella Ava.
Persephone: :rolling_eyes:
(Myles enters the ring and demands the microphone from Bella Braxton, who begrudgingly gives it to him. He stands in the middle of the ring as “Enemy Strike” fades out. He waits for the crowd to slowly quiet down as he shakes his head before beginning to speak.)
Myles: It’s a shame that there are so few people in this company that truly understands the value that we’re trying to instil into this company. I asked for competition. I didn’t want something that was surrounded by things that should never be this necessity that they’ve become. I called for the chance to showcase what this company should look to put in that spotlight. There was a part of me that was glad that Cameron Ella Ava made her way onto Voltage to accept the challenge that I laid out last week. You have a woman that’s managed to do so much. She’s spent the majority of her career proving that she’s the kind of competitor that this company should pride itself in having. She’s the kind of Elitist that consistently places her best foot forward, but it’s tainted. We should be looking towards Road to Redemption with the intention of putting on the masterclass that people like us could, but we all know the mentality that Cameron’s going to have. This isn’t going to be about competition for her. She’s going to walk into Road to Redemption with this idea of grasping onto some form of revenge for the favours that we did for not just her or Jamie, but their entire family. You can sit there and look at us as bad people, Cameron. Everybody else in this entire company does, but you can’t tell me that Jamie wasn’t the person that chose the hill that he was going to die on. We all watched everything that he was forced to withstand as Kassidy Heart begged him to face her at Pain for Pride. He didn’t want to compete. He told the world that he was happy to sit at home and be a father to your son. But, he still couldn’t help himself. He took the bait that she dangled in front of him and he was left as a man that should have been grateful that he was still able to hold Hathaway in both of his arms. But, that still didn’t stop him. He went from being a man that supposedly was content with walking away from this business with the legacy that he had built for himself and suddenly began to talk about how he was above everyone. This extraordinary talent that couldn’t be matched. What was extraordinary about Bloodsport, Cameron?
(Myles takes a deep sigh as parts of the crowd cheer knowing what happened as Myles faced Jamie O’Hara in that 30 Minute Hardcore Ironman Match.)
Myles: It wasn’t about who was better between Jamie and I. He manipulated the system to get everything that he wanted in that match and when he still wasn’t good enough to do what he continuously told me that he was going to do inside the sanctioned time limit – he needed the corrupt to force me into a position that they could visibly see that I couldn’t compete in to ensure that he was given the chance to raise his arm up high. There was nothing said about that, Cameron. It was people like you who rejoiced in such injustice. There was nothing bad about it in your eyes. There was nothing bad about it in the eyes of the rest of the world, and you alongside those same people cry about what we did. I hold no remorse for what happened to Jamie. We gave him what he wanted. We allowed him to stay at home and be the parent that you’re not going to be while you’re putting your own selfish desires before your own child. You shouldn’t be looking for this feeble attempt at revenge, Cameron. You should be thanking us. You should be thanking us for everything that we’ve done. But, I know that’s not going to happen. Unfortunately, that would be too easy. We’re going to be forced into this dance at Road to Redemption and you’re going to make the same mistakes that so many that have come before you have.
(Suddenly “UltraNUMB” by Blue Stahli hits as Cameron Ella Ava marches through the curtain. The thousands inside the TD Garden shoot back to their feet as Cameron quickly makes her way down to the ring. Myles doesn’t move, but his eyes are locked on the woman that he’s going to face at Road to Redemption. Cameron makes her way into the ring with a microphone already in hand.)
Cameron Ella Ava: You need to choose the words that you say carefully.
Myles: Why, Cameron? Why should I stop myself from telling the truth?
Cameron Ella Ava: You talk about competition. You look back at Bloodsport with such disdain, but it’s not because of what happened to you. It’s because of what you couldn’t achieve. There was always going to be an excuse. You were never going to accept the fact that you were never going to beat Jamie. You were never going to accept that he was better. You’re never going to accept that you’re never going to measure up to the person that he is. I can’t wait for Road to Redemption. I can’t wait to make you feel everything that you made him feel when you took him out. I can’t wait to shut you up.
Myles: How many people have come before you and said that they were going to shut us up, Cameron? We’re in this position because Donovan Duke and Justin Windgate made the same mistakes that you’re making right now. It’s the mistakes that you’re making right now that cost your sister the chance to take hold of the things that she wanted alongside Drake King, but that doesn’t matter, does it? How much of this is really about Jamie, Cameron? You’re no different than he is. It’s always about you. You tried to recruit your sister to fight in a war that should never happen and she told you the same thing. It’s about you. It’s about pushing yourself forward, and you’re hiding behind this idea that you’re fighting this attempt of revenge for a man that was given the life that he wanted. The life away from this business and the chance to be the father that he told the world that he wanted to be. But, without all of this that you’re holding onto – what do you have left? You wouldn’t have a reason to be here on Voltage. You wouldn’t have anything here to try to push your own career forward because this business moved so much further forward while you were gone compared to while you were here.
(Cameron goes to speak, but slowly lowers her microphone. Myles points up towards the stage as he continues to talk.)
Myles: Maybe you should head back up that ramp and let someone else answer this challenge because we both know that this is going to get you nowhere.
James Peters: CAMERON WITH A RIGHT HAND TO MYLES! CAMERON WITH ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! MYLES BACKED UP AGAINST THE ROPES AS CAMERON LOOKS TO SEND HIM OUT OF THE RING, BUT MYLES DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND SENDS THE HALL OF FAMER ACROSS THE RING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET! GODDESS TOUCH!!!! THE BOOT DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE JAW OF MYLES!!! MR. CASH IN THE VAULT HITS THE CANVAS, BUT CAMERON DOES NOT LOOK LIKE SHE’S FINISHED!! CAMERON IS SLIDING DOWN THAT RIGHT KNEE PAD! SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO GET HER REVENGE FOR WHAT NEW EDEN DID TO JAMIE O’HARA, BUT SHE MAY NOT WAIT UNTIL ROAD TO REDEMPTION! MYLES SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY BACK UP TO A KNEE! IN EXCELSIS!!!!!!!
James Peters: MYLES JUST GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND QUICKLY MANAGES TO ROLL UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, FINDING HIS WAY OUT OF THE RING!
(Cameron screams for Myles to get back into the ring, but Myles leans against the commentary table, holding his jaw. Myles points at Cameron, mouthing that she just proved him right as she continues to pace back and forth.)
James Peters: Myles was inches away from having his lights turned out by Cameron Ella Ava. Tension between these two have reached an all time high and they may not make it to Road to Redemption!
(Myles stands in front of the commentary table as “UltraNUMB” blasts through the speaker once more and everyone inside the arena chants Cameron’s name. Cameron just shakes her head as she slowly makes her way out of the ring, keeping her eyes on Myles as the show fades to commercial.)
(Promotional ad for Myles versus Cameron Ella Ava at Road to Redemption.)
(Voltage fades back to ringside for the final time in the night, and ‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie hits, causing the crowd to boo as Minerva makes her way down to the ring. Myles has re-entered the ring during the commercial break, and waits as Minerva makes her way down to ringside.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… Accompanied by the National Elite Champion Minerva… From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 215 pounds…. MMYYYLLLESSSS!!!!!!
James Peters: The crowd is booing extremely loudly thanks to Myles and Minerva’s presence, and I have to say, I’m not shocked by this reaction whatsoever. Not after what New Eden’s been doing. Hell, not even after what Myles did just moments ago.
Rich Russillo: New Eden will always get this negative reaction, we know this already. Tonight isn’t about reactions, though. Tonight, we watch Myles go up against Ryan Wilson, and these two probably are waiting to get their hands on one another after last week.
(‘F**k Everything’ by LaJoie hits, and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction, one that’s mostly positive for a change thanks to Ryan being against a member of New Eden. Ryan doesn’t get time to take in the crowd reaction though, as he keeps his eyes on Myles as he makes his way down to the ring, seemingly extremely focused on his upcoming match. He doesn’t pay attention to the cheers, or even the boos. Myles and Minerva both look at Ryan, who’s definitely ready for this match.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… Residing in Newark, New Jersey… Weighing in at 220 pounds… RRYYYAAANNNNN WWILLSSOOONNNNNN!!!!!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson’s here, and I know Ryan’s ready to get his hands on Myles after last week! He knows what he’s capable of, and if Myles isn’t careful then he might just go down the same way he did last week!
Persephone: Ryan had a weapon back then, though. It was still sad as hell on New Eden’s part, but let’s not give Ryan any props.
Rich Russillo: I don’t know. Ryan can definitely get an upset here.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO! THE MAIN EVENT OF THE NIGHT IS ON AND ALREADY RYAN AND MYLES ARE LOCKING UP AND STRUGGLING FOR CONTROL! Myles is able to power Ryan Wilson into the corner, and the referee is beginning to count as Ryan looks for a way out of Myles’ grasp, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE FOUND IT AS HE KNEES MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION! Ryan looking to capitalize, BUT HE DOESN’T GET THE CHANCE TO AS MYLES PUNCHES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Now it’s Myles with the knee to the stomach, and Myles sends Ryan into the ropes before charging in!
Rich Russillo: MYLES WENT FOR A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE, BUT RYAN WILSON AVOIDED IT AND SLIPPED BEHIND MYLES! Ryan now grabbing Ryan from behind, AND MYLES ATTEMPTS TO DELIVER A BACK ELBOW, BUT RYAN DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE POPPING BACK UP AND DELIVERING A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Myles now stumbling into the corner, AND RYAN WILSON CHARGES IN LOOKING FOR THE HELLUVA KICK- BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AND AVOID THE KICK, BEFORE HITTING RYAN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Myles now lifting Ryan up onto his shoulder, AND HE DELIVERS SNAKE EYES ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson stumbling back out of the corner as Myles drops him to the mat with a snapmare, AND NOW THERE’S A KICK TO THE BACK OF RYAN’S HEAD! Myles has control of this match right now, and part of me can’t be too surprised about that! It has nothing to do with the talent these two possess. We saw what Ryan Wilson did last week, there was no way Myles wasn’t going to walk into this match looking for some payback! Ryan’s a bit of trouble right now, and Myles might be looking to make things worse!
Rich Russillo: Myles now pulling Ryan into a front facelock, AND MYLES HOOKS THE NECK BEFORE LIFTING RYAN UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION- BUT RYAN SLIPS OUT BEHIND MYLES BEFORE PUSHING MYLES INTO THE CORNER! Myles turns around, AND RYAN QUICKLY CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH, SOMETHING MYLES COULDN’T COUNTER AS EASILY AS THE HELLUVA KICK! Myles stumbles out of the corner, AND NOW IT’S RYAN WILSON RUNNING OFF OF THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A WAY TO CAPITALIZE- JUST FOR MYLES TO POP HIM UP IN THE AIR!
Persephone: Aaaand I think Myles may have made a mistake doing that, because by popping Ryan up in the air, Ginger idiot #1 was able to hit Ginger idiot #2 with a dropkick right to the face. Myles wasn’t just taken to the mat with that either, he went rolling out of the ring thanks to how hard that dropkick hit.
James Peters: Minerva quickly heads over to Myles’ side as Myles makes his way back up to his feet, and right now it looks like Ryan has something big planned! RYAN WILSON NOW RUNNING THE ROPES JUST AS MYLES HAD MADE IT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW RYAN SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE-
Rich Russillo: WAIT WAIT WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE, MYLES CAUGHT RYAN!!! MYLES IS HOLDING RYAN WILSON IN HIS ARMS AS HE MANAGED TO CATCH RYAN IN A SUPLEX POSITION! MYLES STRUGGLING TO KEEP RYAN UP AS HE HAD TO LITERALLY CATCH HIM OUT OF THE SKY, AND NOW MYLES DROPS RYAN WILSON ONTO THE GROUND OUT AT RINGSIDE WITH A BRAINBUSTER! That was an incredible counter by Myles, who now sends Ryan Wilson back into the ring before climbing back onto the ring apron!
James Peters: Myles is calling for Ryan Wilson to make his way back up to his feet, and Ryan is only barely responding! Slowly but surely Ryan is starting to find his way back up, but if anything is a testament to just how badly that brainbuster had to hurt, it’s this! Ryan now making it back to his feet, AND MYLES GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD METEORA- AND RYAN WILSON GETS OUT OF THE WAY! MYLES QUICKLY ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND HE’S MET WITH A HUGE RUNNING BICYCLE KICK BY RYAN WILSON, WHO FOLLOWS UP WITH A BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX! RYAN WILSON NOW WITH THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
ONE!
TW-
Rich Russillo: MYLES KICKS OUT! Ryan is taking a moment to catch his breath, and it seems like this match has been moving a thousand miles per hour, and usually I don’t think that’d be a problem for Ryan, but he was hit with that brainbuster to the outside not long ago, I’m not surprised he needs just a bit of time to recover! Ryan pulling himself back up to his feet, and I can just tell this is going to be good. There’s no way either man plans to go down easily!
Persephone: Well… Yeah. Nobody ever wants to go down easily. Ginger idiot #1 loses literally all the time though, and Ginger idiot #2 tends to lose a good amount of his big matches. If you ask me this is really just a match to see who’s the more incompetent redhead.
James Peters: Ryan Wilson pulling Myles back up, AND RYAN HOOKS MYLES’ NECK IN HOPES OF LIFTING HIM INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, BUT MYLES BEGINS TO PUNCH AWAY AT RYAN’S MIDSECTION! MYLES WITH ANOTHER PUNCH, AND ONE MORE IS ABLE TO BACK RYAN OFF! Ryan Wilson stumbling back, AND NOW MYLES ONCE AGAIN LOOKS FOR THAT JUMPING KNEE, BUT RYAN IS ONCE AGAIN ABLE TO AVOID IT, AND THIS TIME RYAN PUSHES MYLES INTO THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON LIFTS MYLES UP AS MYLES BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES, BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF RYAN WILSON’S GRASP BEFORE GRABBING RYAN FROM BEHIND! Myles now looking for a back suplex, BUT RYAN FLIPS OUT OF IT ONTO HIS FEET! Myles now turning around, AND RYAN GOES FOR A SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!
James Peters: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! MYLES DROPPED DOWN AND TOOK RYAN DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD BEFORE THE SUPERMAN PUNCH COULD CONNECT!!!!
Persephone: :mjlol: Ryan looks even dumber than usual now.
James Peters: MYLES NOW DEADLIFTING MYLES OFF OF THE MAT, AND I THINK MYLES IS LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT RYAN BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT MYLES, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO FORCE MYLES TO LET GO OF HIM! MYLES LETS GO OF RYAN AND ALLOWS RYAN TO DROP BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, BUT BEFORE RYAN COULD MAKE A MOVE MYLES DELIVERS A BIG BOOT TO THE JAW!
Rich Russillo: Myles now looking to lift Ryan up, but Ryan slips out of Myles’ grasp before pushing Myles into the ropes, AND NOW RYAN CHARGES IN AND DELIVERS A RUNNING ELBOW TO MYLES! Myles stumbles off of the ropes, AND NOW IT’S RYAN LOOKING TO LIFT MYLES UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO PULL HIS WEIGHT DOWN BEFORE TRYING TO LIFT RYAN INTO A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! MYLES HAS RYAN UP, BUT RYAN IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD, ALLOWING HIM TO JUMP BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON SWINGS AT MYLES, BUT MYLES DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE HITTING A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! MYLES NOW WITH A PUNCH TO RYAN’S BACK, AND NOW MYLES LIFTS RYAN UP BEFORE DELIVERING A POWERBOMB- AND WAIT A MINUTE! MYLES HASN’T LET GO OF RYAN YET! MYLES HASN’T LET GO OF RYAN, AND INSTEAD HE’S LIFTING RYAN BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, BEFORE RUNNING INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND DELIVERING A SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!! INCREDIBLE MOVE BY MYLES, AND NOW MYLES KEEPS RYAN IN FOR THE COVER, WHICH MIGHT JUST PUT THE FORMER NEW BREED CHAMPION AWAY!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON KICKS OUT!!!! RYAN WILSON IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!! Myles doesn’t waste any time though, as he’s immediately back on the offensive, climbing onto Ryan and beginning to punch away at the former New Breed Champion! Myles is all over Ryan Wilson right now, and you have to wonder if Ryan regrets doing what he did last week!
Persephone: Come on Rich. Ryan was dumb enough to attack the people in charge of Voltage, even if it was satisfying as hell. Do you really think he regrets anything he did last week?
Rich Russillo: Well, I guess not. :lupe:
James Peters: Myles now pulling Ryan back up before sending him into the corner, AND MYLES JUST BEGINS STOMPING AWAY AT RYAN WILSON, TAKING OUT ALL OF THE ANGER HE PROBABLY HAS LEFT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK! THE REFEREE BEGINNING TO COUNT AS MYLES CONTINUES TO STOMP- AND FINALLY MYLES STOPS! Myles pulling Ryan back up to his feet, AND MYLES DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION ONCE AGAIN! Myles now lifting Ryan Wilson into a fireman’s carry, BUT RYAN WILSON BEGINS TO ELBOW AWAY AT THE SIDE OF MYLES’ HEAD! RYAN WITH ELBOW AFTER ELBOW, AND THIS CAUSES MYLES TO LET GO OF HIM!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON NOW HITTING MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK, AND NOW HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW! Myles now on spaghetti legs thanks to those moves to the jaw, AND NOW RYAN WILSON SPINS AROUND BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! MYLES IS DOWN, BUT RYAN WILSON WASTES NO TIME PULLING MYLES UP AND DELIVERING THE SUPLEX DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!! Ryan Wilson lost against Holly Arrow after taking too long to deliver that move, but not this time! Ryan Wilson now with the cover on Myles!
ONE!
TWO!!
THR-
Persephone: COME ON, JUST STOP THIS ALREADY!!! STOP KICKING OUT!!!!
James Peters: MYLES IS NOT DONE YET!!! MYLES ISN’T DONE! MYLES MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, AND RYAN WILSON CAN’T BELIEVE IT! RYAN WILSON IMMEDIATELY BACKS INTO THE CORNER, AND HE’S PISSED! Ryan believes that this match should already be over! Ryan believes that the bell should have rung after that pinfall, but it didn’t! This match isn’t over, and Ryan is going to have to do more if he wants to put away Mr. Cash in the Vault!
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson is waiting in the corner for Myles to get back to his feet, and you have to wonder what’s going through Ryan’s head! That wasn’t just one move Ryan delivered, that was an entire combination full of brutal moves attacking Myles’ face and his back! Somehow Myles took all of that and still managed to kick out, so I’m sure Ryan’s either questioning what it’ll take to put this one away, or he’s already questioned it and has found his answer! Either way, Ryan is still in that corner, and Myles is only just starting to stir!
Persephone: Myles needs to hurry the hell back up so Ryan can put this match away. I’m tired of this dumb match already, I just wanna go home. I don’t care about seeing Ginger idiot 1 and 2 or the beef they have after Ryan took out nearly the entirety of New Eden. Myles and Minerva should already be ashamed of themselves for what happened last week, and if I were them I would’ve already given up whatever power I had after letting myself get embarrassed by someone as lowly as Ryan Wilson, probably one of the worst New Breed Champions in history.
James Peters: :picard: Alright. Anyways, Myles is finally back up, AND RYAN WILSON CHARGES IN BEFORE GOING FOR THE SUPERMAN PUNCH- BUT ONCE AGAIN MYLES MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AS RYAN BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES! MYLES NOW RUNNING IN FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE- BUT RYAN AVOIDS THE KNEE BEFORE PULLING MYLES DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!
ONE!
T-
James Peters: MYLES KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY, AND NOW RYAN RUNS IN- JUST FOR MYLES TO POP HIM UP FOR VICTORIA-
Rich Russillo: NO! RYAN CATCHES MYLES’ HEAD AND GOES FOR A DDT-
James Peters: BUT RYAN ISN’T ABLE TO TAKE MYLES TO THE MAT AS MYLES HOLDS ONTO HIM, STANDING HIS GROUND!
Rich Russillo: MYLES NOW PUSHING RYAN OFF OF HIM, AND NOW IT’S MYLES LOOKING FOR A JUMPING SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN, BUT RYAN WILSON IS JUST BARELY ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING MYLES FROM BEHIND! Ryan now lifting Myles up for a German suplex, BUT MYLES LANDS A BACK ELBOW! MYLES NOW TAKING RYAN TO THE MAT WITH A HIP TOSS, AND NOW MYLES BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES AS RYAN BEGINS TO LIFT HIS HEAD OFF OF THE MAT INTO A SEATED POSITION!
James Peters: MYLES LOOKS FOR A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE, BUT RYAN AVOIDS IT BEFORE POPPING BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Ryan once again grabbing Myles from behind, AND MYLES SWINGS AT RYAN WITH A BACK ELBOW, BUT RYAN DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE HITTING MYLES WITH A FOREARM! Myles stumbling back a step, BUT HE HITS RYAN WILSON WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN, WHICH HAS THE SAME EFFECT! NOW IT’S RYAN WITH A FOREARM! NOW IT’S MYLES! NOW RYAN! NOW MYLES! MYLES AND RYAN GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THESE FOREARM SHOTS, AND THE CROWD LOVES THIS!
Rich Russillo: MYLES SWINGS AT RYAN, BUT RYAN DUCKS UNDER IT BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING MYLES INTO THE CORNER! RYAN NOW CHARGING IN, AND HE LANDS A FOREARM SMASH! RYAN NOW SENDING MYLES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND HE LOOKS FOR THE HELLUVA KICK BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO ROLL OUT OF THE CORNER, AND AS SOON AS MYLES GETS BACK TO HIS FEET HE TURNS AROUND BEFORE JUMPING UP AND HITTING RYAN WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, STOPPING RYAN IN HIS TRACKS! Myles now quickly grabbing Ryan, AND MYLES ONCE AGAIN LIFTS RYAN UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS- BUT WAIT A MINUTE!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON JUST PULLED HIMSELF OUT ONTO THE RING APRON! RYAN JUST PULLED HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON! Myles is surprised by this as he turns towards Ryan, AND MYLES DOESN’T GET A CHANCE TO RESPOND AS RYAN QUICKLY GRABS MYLES’ HEAD BEFORE PULLING HIM THROAT FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE! Myles now stumbling backwards, and this gives Ryan the freedom to quickly begin making his way up to the top rope! I don’t know what Ryan Wilson has in mind as he’s never been known for flying off of the top rope, but he clearly has something big planned as he-
Rich Russillo: WAIT, MYLES JUST SHOVED RYAN’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND NOW RYAN IS STUCK UP ON THE TOP ROPE! MYLES NOW HITTING RYAN WITH A RIGHT HAND, AND THIS NEARLY CAUSES RYAN TO FALL OFF THE TOP ROPE COMPLETELY! Myles now beginning to climb up the turnbuckles and up to the top rope, and now it’s Myles that has something planned! I don’t think there’s ever been a situation where the fans have wanted New Eden to win, and tonight is no exception judging by the boos from this crowd, but seeing what Myles is doing, he might just win this match anyway!
Persephone: As long as he does it sooner rather than later. I’ve been bored with this match since it started. Now this is just pissing me off.
James Peters: Myles getting in the front facelock as he hooks the neck, AND RYAN DELIVERS A PUNCH TO THE MIDSECTION! I THINK MYLES IS LOOKING FOR A MOVE OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, BUT RYAN IS ABLE TO STOP MYLES IN HIS TRACKS AS HE LANDS THAT PUNCH TO THE STOMACH! RYAN WILSON NOW WITH A SECOND PUNCH, AND THAT TEMPORARILY CAUSES MYLES TO LET GO OF HIM!
Rich Russillo: YEAH HE DID LET GO OF RYAN, BUT MYLES IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS WITH A HEADBUTT, STOPPING RYAN’S FIGHT AGAINST HIM! Myles now once again getting Ryan Wilson in position now that Ryan looks out of it and likely won’t be fighting back, AND NOW MYLES DELIVERS A SUPERPLEX OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!!!! HUGE SUPERPLEX BY MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!!! BOTH MYLES AND RYAN ARE DOWN, BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF RYAN WILSON!!! MYLES IS ON RYAN FOR THE COVER, AND THIS HAS TO BE IT! THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!-
James Peters: WHAT!?!?!? HOW!?!? HOW DID RYAN WILSON JUST GET THE SHOULDER UP!?!?!? SOMEHOW RYAN WILSON IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, SOMEHOW THAT SUPERPLEX DIDN’T TAKE HIM OUT, AND SOMEHOW MYLES STILL HAS MORE WORK TO DO IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH, EVEN AFTER DRIVING RYAN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A BRAINBUSTER, EVEN AFTER THOSE POWERBOMBS, AND EVEN AFTER A SUPERPLEX! This is unbelievable, how are these two doing this!? Seriously, how are they still in this match after all of these big moves!? This is insane!
Rich Russillo: Myles slowly pulls himself off of Ryan Wilson, and if these two weren’t questioning themselves before, then they definitely have to be now. Myles is a fantastic competitor behind all that New Eden garbage, and Ryan’s really proven himself this year as he became the New Breed Champion for the first time in his career. Tonight they’re really pushing each other to their limits, and I have no idea how this is going to end. I don’t know what’s going to happen when they keep surviving moves like this! Ryan Wilson is still down and out, but the bell has yet to ring! This match is still going!
Persephone: Yeah, and this really is a testament to just how incompetent these two are. This match would’ve been over in like thirty seconds if Rexy was here, and that’s just me being generous.
James Peters: Myles is slowly pulling himself back up to his feet, and I don’t know if he’s just tired, or if he’s still frustrated with what Ryan’s been doing these past weeks. Either way, Myles is pulling Ryan back up, and I don’t know how the hell that superplex didn’t get the job done, but it looks like this might!
Rich Russillo: MYLES LIFTS RYAN UP FOR THE DE FACTO-
James Peters: BUT RYAN WILSON SLIPS OUT OF IT!!!! RYAN WILSON SLIPS DOWN MYLES’ BACK AND TAKES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP! RYAN WILSON IS ABOUT TO STEAL IT!
ONE!
TWO!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! MYLES WAS NEARLY CAUGHT WITH THE ROLL UP BUT HE MANAGED TO KICK OUT! Myles quickly gets back to his feet, AND HE GRABS RYAN WILSON BY THE LEGS BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND RYAN LANDS A GOOD SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF MYLES’ SHOULDERS!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON NOW RUNNING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE TURNS AROUND AND DIVES ONTO MYLES WITH A CROSSBODY!! Ryan Wilson rolls off of Myles before getting back to his feet, and now it looks like Myles is getting back up as well! RYAN WILSON NOW RUNNING IN AT MYLES AS MYLES IS FINALLY ON HIS FEET- AND MYLES SOMEHOW JUST DELIVERED A HUGE JUMPING KNEE! MYLES JUST LANDED A JUMPING KNEE, AND NOW HE GRABS RYAN BEFORE BEGINNING TO TANGLE HIS ARMS IN THE ROPES! MYLES JUST TOOK CONTROL OF THIS MATCH, AND NOW WHAT’S THIS!?
Rich Russillo: MYLES BOUNCING OFF OF THE ROPES AS RYAN IS TRAPPED IN THE OPPOSITE PAIR, AND MYLES DELIVERS A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE! Myles now bouncing off of the ropes once again, AND HE DELIVERS A SECOND KNEE! Ryan Wilson looks out of it, but Myles clearly isn’t content with just those two knees! Myles running the ropes once more, AND HE GOES FOR A THIRD- WAIT NO! RYAN MANAGES TO LIFT HIS BOOT UP AND CATCH MYLES IN THE JAW WITH IT! MYLES WAS CAUGHT WITH THAT BOOT, AND NOW RYAN QUICKLY UNTANGLES HIMSELF BEFORE BOUNCING HIMSELF OFF OF THE ROPES!
James Peters: SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!! RYAN WILSON FINALLY CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!! HE’S BEEN ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT WITH THIS ALL THROUGHOUT THE MATCH, BUT FINALLY HE MANAGED TO CONNECT, AND IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME FOR HIM TO LAND THE MOVE IT’S NOW!
Persephone: I actually think it’d be better if he hit the move a good fifteen minutes ago, but I don’t know, I guess that’s just me.
James Peters: MYLES IS DOWN, AND RYAN WILSON IS GOING FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE ONE OF HIS BIGGEST SINGLES VICTORIES YET RIGHT NOW!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Rich Russillo: And somehow, someway Myles is still in this! Myles somehow just powered his shoulder off of the mat just before the count of three, and I genuinely don’t think it could get any closer than that! Had Myles waited even a millisecond longer to get his shoulder up, I genuinely believe that this match would be over right now! Ryan Wilson’s in complete disbelief right now, and I can’t even blame him. I can’t blame Ryan for being confused on how that superman punch didn’t get the job done this late into the match!
Persephone: Has Ryan ever considered that his moves just suck? Like I think that’s the obvious answer here. He just sucks at everything he does, and that’s why it took him so long to win his first title. Of all people, you’re telling me that Ryan can’t even put away MYLES????
James Peters: Persephone, it’s been a very competitive match-
Persephone: Shut up, I don’t wanna hear it. These two just suck at their jobs, and for some reason this dumb crowd is eating it all up. This match needs to hurry up and end. Nothing about this has been entertaining.
James Peters: Minerva’s still out at ringside, and while she doesn’t look too happy right now, she hasn’t gotten involved with this match. I can see why she hasn’t knowing how Myles is with his love of competition, but she’s gotta be questioning whether or not Myles will be able to put Ryan away tonight. Myles has done a lot in his career already and is very talented, but we can’t underestimate Ryan. That’s a mistake many people have made this year, and it always costs them in the end. Ryan’s really talented, and it’s like he’s found a new sense of motivation.
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson is slowly dragging Myles back up to his feet, AND RYAN IS SETTING UP FOR THE MIC DROP, BUT MYLES USES WHATEVER ENERGY HE HAS LEFT IN HIM TO REPEATEDLY PUNCH AWAY AT RYAN’S STOMACH! RYAN WILSON WAS TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE MOVE THAT’D FINALLY PUT THIS MATCH AWAY, BUT MYLES WAS ABLE TO AVOID IT! MYLES WAS SOMEHOW ABLE TO COME TO HIS SENSES, AND FINALLY HE GETS RYAN WILSON TO BACK OFF WITH ONE LAST PUNCH! MYLES NOW SWINGS AT RYAN WILSON WITH A LARIAT- BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT!
James Peters: MYLES TURNS AROUND, AND RYAN GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS BEFORE PULLING HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! RYAN NOW LOOKING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER, BUT MYLES DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN! HE USES HIS FEET TO PUSH RYAN AWAY FROM HIM, AND THANKS TO THEIR POSITIONING HE’S ABLE TO SEND RYAN OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES!
Persephone: See, why couldn’t Myles just give up right there?
Rich Russillo: Ryan quickly climbs back onto the ring apron as Myles finds his way back to his feet, AND NOW RYAN WILSON GOES FOR SOMETHING HE DOESN’T DO OFTEN, AS HE DOES A SPRINGBOARD-
James Peters: KNEE!!!! MYLES JUST TOOK RYAN WILSON OUT OF THE SKY WITH A JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE!!!! RYAN WILSON DOESN’T OFTEN USE SPRINGBOARD MOVES AND WAS SEEMINGLY PUSHED TO USING SOMETHING DIFFERENT, AND MYLES JUST PUNISHED HIM DEARLY FOR IT! RYAN WILSON IS DOWN AND OUT, BUT MYLES DOESN’T FINISH HIM OFF WITH THAT KNEE!
Rich Russillo: NO, INSTEAD MYLES LIFTS RYAN UP AND DELIVERS THE MOVE HE FAILED TO EARLIER! DE FACTO!!! DE FACTO CONNECTS, AND THAT’S IT! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! MYLES PULLS HIMSELF OVER RYAN WILSON FOR THE COVER, AND THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…. MMYYYYYYLLLESSSS!!!!!
James Peters: And Myles takes it! That was a very competitive match, but that was to be expected. We knew what this match would be like, but even I’m surprised by what these two brought to the table.
Persephone: Whatever. I’m just glad we get to leave now-
(While ‘Enemy Strike’ hits as Myles slowly finds his way back to his feet, it doesn’t take long for it to be cut short thanks to Minerva, who slides into the ring before rushing onto Ryan Wilson, beginning to punch and elbow away at the former New Breed Champion.)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!?!? MINERVA JUST SLID INTO THE RING, AND NOW SHE’S BEATING THE HELL OUT OF RYAN WILSON!!
James Peters: MINERVA PUNCHING AT RYAN, AND NOW MYLES BEGINS TO JOIN IN WITH A BUNCH OF STOMPS TO THE FORMER NEW BREED CHAMP! MYLES ALREADY WON THE MATCH, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE NEW EDEN’S LOOKING TO MAKE SURE TONIGHT ENDS WITH BOTH MYLES AND MINERVA GETTING THEIR REVENGE!
Rich Russillo: Myles and Minerva now sending Ryan to the outside of the ring before following behind, and now Minerva grabs ahold of Ryan as Myles lifts up the top half of the steel steps! Myles now charging in, AND HE DROPS RYAN WILSON WITH THE STEEL STEPS!!! THESE TWO ARE DISMANTLING RYAN, AND THERE’S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, NOT WHEN THIS IS NEW EDEN’S SHOW!
James Peters: Myles now lifting Ryan Wilson up, AND NOW THERE’S THE DEVIL’S TOUCH BY MINERVA, FOLLOWED BY THE WRATH OF PANDORA!!! PANDORA’S KISS CONNECTS, AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS DOWN AND OUT!
Persephone: :mjlol: Well, can’t say he didn’t have that one coming, I guess.
James Peters: New Eden has just destroyed Ryan Wilson, and after what we already saw earlier in the night, who knows what’s going to happen next week?
(‘Enemy Strike’ begins playing once again, and the crowd just boos as loud as they possibly can as Myles and Minerva stand over the fallen Ryan Wilson, who hasn’t moved after the attack by New Eden. Myles and Minerva look proud of what they’ve done to Ryan, and as the camera shows the two one more time as the loud boos can still be heard, the camera begins to fade out for the final time.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
