(EAW intro plays.)
(This week, the camera doesn’t open up to Voltage’s intro, or the recap that is usually shown at the start of the night. Instead it opens up to the backstage area of the Movistar Arena in Santiago, Chile, revealing a shot that surprises the thousands of fans already in attendance tonight. Dr. Bethany Blue is holding her Hardcore Championship, but her back is towards the camera, as she is looking down on the ground. The camera pans towards what Bethany is staring at, giving a close shot of exactly what it is that left the fans so surprised.)
(The Champion is standing over Adam Lucas, who is laid out and unconscious on the floor. He isn’t moving whatsoever, but what’s more concerning is the fact that he has been busted open, as blood rushes down his forehead. The picture is clear to those watching, who can tell exactly what happened back here. This thought is only vindicated as they finally get a glimpse of the look on Dr. Bethany Blue’s face, showing the sinister look on her face as she stares at him. It’s clear now that she was the one responsible for this, but she doesn’t appear remorseful for her actions, instead looking at Adam with almost a look of disgust. After some time, she chooses to leave, turning around as she walks away, all while security guards and medical personnel begin to rush into the area. From here, the camera begins to fade away from the backstage area, and over to ringside.)
(Once at ringside, ‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen hits. The boos immediately begin to flood the crowd as the entrance music is nearly drowned out by the fans’ negative reception. After some time, Dr. Bethany Blue can be seen beginning to walk out, and she is holding a microphone in her hand. She doesn’t look happy, paying no mind to the fans or anything else as she just walks down the ramp, heading towards the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen… Welcome to Sunday Night Voltage, but tonight we aren’t starting off in a way that I could’ve possibly anticipated. The Hardcore Champion is here, but moments ago it looks like she just laid out her Shock Value opponent and husband, and it seems she did so in brutal fashion.
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, did you see the state Adam was left in? I think we all knew that things were starting to get really serious between these two, but I wasn’t ready for all this.
Persephone: I was. If they’re going to go at each other then I don’t want them to act all friendly and lovey dovey with each other. They’re trying to win the Hardcore Championship, it’s about time they acted like it.
(Bethany makes it to the bottom of the ramp, reaching ringside as she walks up the steel steps. Bethany enters the ring, and it takes some time before ‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ begins to fade out. The boos continue after this, but Bethany slowly paces around the ring, allowing it to become clear just how frustrated she really is. After some time, she begins to speak.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I bet you all are just so happy with yourselves, aren’t you? This is what you wanted, isn’t it? For Adam to get in the way of my Hardcore Championship reign. For him to be selfish. For me to have to do this to him because he couldn’t do the bare minimum and even pretend that he actually cared about me. I’m tired. I’m tired of having to put up with this shit because Adam thinks that his own career is more important than mine. I stood by him with everything he did, but he didn’t work for this title. He didn’t spend an entire year fighting week after week to hold onto this Championship against whoever was bold enough to step forward. He didn’t go through what I did to become the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in history. He didn’t do ANYTHING that I did to go down in history, but now he thinks he can take this from me, and I’m supposed to just be happy for him because he’s “standing up for himself”??
(Bethany just shakes her head, stopping in her tracks as she turns and stares straight towards the fans.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: That’s not what this is. Standing up for yourself would’ve meant making sure Drake Armstrong doesn’t get away with what he did to you. Standing up for yourself would’ve meant making sure that you don’t end the season removed from the World Championship picture. I’m not the reason you left King of Elite empty handed. I’m the one who helped you make it as far as you did as Champion in the first place. This isn’t you finally standing up for yourself and making sure you don’t get screwed over anymore. This is you trying to tear us apart because you see that I have the one thing that you don’t, and for some reason you just can’t stand it. You can’t stand the fact that I’m still holding onto this. You can’t stand the fact that I didn’t go down with you at the end of 2025 and I managed to hold onto the Hardcore Championship. You spent weeks degrading me. You treated me like I’m just anyone else on the roster. You had so many options for your next move and you went out of your way to go after me. You tore our relationship apart, and for what?? For my Championship??
Dr. Bethany Blue: I earned every bit of what I got, and you know that as well as I do. I didn’t get here for no reason. I earned the opportunity to fight for the Hardcore Championship by winning an Ultimate X match at the same event we’re about to face each at a year ago, and since Grand Rampage I have been giving my all to this title. After everything I have been through, I shouldn’t have to deal with you trying to take this from me just so you can feel better about yourself. A pity title reign isn’t going to erase what happened at King of Elite. The only thing you’ll accomplish is getting in the way of your own wife and her success, and if this is really your biggest priority at a time like this then I’m not going to keep waiting for you to finally come to your senses. You made your choice and clearly you made that choice without a care in the world, so that tells me enough about you. If you’re so incapable of showing even the slightest bit of care for anyone else then I don’t see why I should be forced to bow to you and hand you what you want on a silver platter. Cut the shit, Adam. I’m DONE.
(This gets a loud response, and Bethany breathes heavily after saying this, still with an enraged look in her eyes, having only grown more frustrated after being given the chande to actually speak on everything bothering her. She slowly turns and begins to pace the ring once more.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I don’t need this. I don’t need to keep putting myself through this shit when I’m still the best this company has to offer. I’m not just any other Hardcore Champion. Years down the line when people look at this Championship they are only ever going to think of me, because my name will forever be tied to the history of this title. I’m the best Hardcore Champion there ever will be, and that reign isn’t stopping for you. You made your choice and decided that your success was worth sacrificing our relationship for, so Shock Value is going to be a much needed reminder of something very important Adam, which is that you can’t bear me, not even on your best day. If this is what you want to ruin everything for then I’m going to be the one who walks out of it on top, and I don’t care what I have to do to you to make that happen.
(Bethany ends up walking towards the ropes, pointing towards the camera man to point the camera towards her as she stares right into it.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Listen to me, Adam. The only thing you need to concern yourself with right now is Shock Value, because I don’t even care about anything else anymore. I’m keeping this Championship at all costs. You already ruined everything else for me. You’re not going to ruin this, too.
(It’s after these words that ‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ by Royal Deluxe begins to play, which leaves the fans surprised. Bethany’s head just drops, further frustrated knowing what’s about to happen. She turns towards the stage, and somehow, Adam Lucas can be seen beginning to stagger out, holding his head which has been bandaged up. Adam is holding a microphone in his hand, and despite what occurred to open the show, and the bandages that have been used to stop the bleeding, Adam doesn’t look entirely angry. He just stares at Bethany, taking a moment before beginning to speak on his way to the ring.)
Adam Lucas: Beth, listen. You know as well as I do that the two of us have always been competitive. We take what we do seriously, and we aim to be the best no matter what it takes for us to get where we want to be. When I challenged you, I thought you knew what was going on. I thought you understood what this is about, because you spent years fighting for the exact same thing that I did. I know you better than anyone else here. The people in the crowd aren’t going to understand what you’re thinking, and the people in the back don’t realize how much you care about what you do. I know all of this and all I wanted was the chance to use what could be my last shot at holding gold this season to face someone I knew would give me the greatest fight possible. This was never me destroying our relationship. This was me doing what I thought was the right choice.
(By the time Adam finished speaking, he had made it to the bottom of the ramp. Bethany doesn’t like what she’s heard whatsoever, but she remained silent as Adam walked up the steel steps.)
Adam Lucas: Just think about it, last time all of this happened, it was because you went after me. You fired the first shot, and you didn’t stop there. You went out of your way to put me on notice and make sure that I wasn’t comfortable, but had no choice but to fight back. You did everything you could to turn our match into an actual war, and in the end I was stronger for it. I learned from that experience, an experience which never would’ve happened if you kept worrying about my feelings or coddling me instead of facing me head on and laying it all on the line. You helped me see what I was missing Beth, and it was this. It was the drive to be willing to do something like this. It was the mindset needed to make sure there was not a single challenge in this entire industry that I wasn’t capable of overcoming. You have been an incredible Hardcore Champion and every single week, every single week since I’ve challenged you, I have made sure this was known. However, I’m not going to pretend that I don’t want to succeed, and I’m not going to put my entire career on pause. A few years ago you pushed me. Now, I just wanted to push you.
(Adam Lucas enters the ring, standing near the ropes as he continues.)
Adam Lucas: Admittedly it might’ve gotten out of hand, and that’s on me. There were some things that I did not realize, such as how much this all really hurt you, so I-
Dr. Bethany Blue: No, you can stop right there Adam. It’s too late for this. The last thing I need to do right now is listen to you backtrack and make excuses for yourself just like you’ve been doing for weeks. All this time you’ve done nothing but think for yourself, so how *could* you have realized how I felt about this? How could you ever have realized how any of this feels for me when every single week you’re too busy worrying about yourself, and your career, and your road to Pain for Pride as if you’re not going after MY career? When I did what I did years ago I did not try to cost you a Championship. I tried to help you take the steps towards winning one, but you got in your own way. I have spent years having your back Adam, but here you are right now stabbing me in mine, and I bet you just felt great about it. I bet you were so happy with yourself after King of Elite when you laid me out after telling the whole world just how little you value your own wife compared to a Championship that’s not even yours.
(Adam Lucas doesn’t say anything in response to this. He isn’t happy, and some of the words he’s hearing do frustrate him, but he can’t bring himself to argue with what’s being said knowing how much the last few weeks have bothered Bethany. Bethany walks up to Adam, standing almost face to face with him as she continues.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: You’re not “pushing” me, because there’s nothing to push. I’m not hiding anything like you were. I’m not holding myself back like you were, and if I spent this whole year getting in my own way then I wouldn’t have spent that year holding this Championship. I did everything I needed to do and I did it on my own, so how dare you walk out here pretending that you were ever actually doing this for anyone other than yourself?? I don’t need you to “push” me. I’m going to keep being the greatest Hardcore Champion ever no matter what you think about it, because this reign isn’t ending for your sake. It’s not ending so you can make up for your losses to Drake Armstrong. You’re not going to get to reap the rewards for what you did to us. You’re going to walk out of this empty handed, and when that happens it’s gonna be because just like two years ago, you got in your own way, and you did all of this to yourself.
(Dr. Bethany Blue stops speaking, and still, Adam Lucas remains silent, just taking in everything she had to say. Dr. Bethany Blue stares at him for a moment, almost as if she’s waiting to see if he had anything to say for himself. However, it doesn’t take long for her patience to run out, as she just shakes her head. She begins to storm out of the ring- but before she can leave, Adam Lucas grabs Bethany by the arm. By this point, Bethany has had enough. As soon as Adam grabs her arm she turns around, aiming to hit him in the head with her microphone.)
(However, she stops. Adam is taken aback as Bethany’s arm lowers, before suddenly, she loses her footing.)
(Bethany collapses, only being prevented from falling face first onto the mat by Adam, who catches her in his arms just before she could fall. Adam looks concerned, immediately tossing his microphone to the side, trying to tend to Bethany to make sure that she is okay.)
Adam Lucas: (off-mic) Beth, are you okay!? What’s wrong!?
(Despite the concern, Bethany just shoves Adam away from her, leaving Adam even more shocked.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) I don’t know, asshole, maybe it’s stress from fighting with my husband every week. Fuck you.
(Dr. Bethany Blue turns away after this, beginning to exit the ring. This time, Adam doesn’t try to stop her, instead just watching as she slowly steps through the ropes, and walking down the steel steps. Adam Lucas doesn’t even know what to think anymore, now being forced to process the weight all of this has actually held and the toll it has taken on his wife. Adam remains in the ring, contemplating what he has done as Bethany slowly walks up the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: I don’t really know what to say after what we’ve just witnessed, other than that things have definitely gotten out of hand between Bethany and Adam. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen them go at it, but at this rate, it seems this match may have done more harm than good for the two of them.
Thadd Blazevich: You’re not wrong, but where do we even go from here? Dude, if it’s bad now, I can’t imagine what’s gonna happen at Shock Value. Only one of them can actually leave with the title, and I can’t imagine the loser is just gonna be cool with their L after all this. At this point, it’s looking like their relationship might actually be crumbling over that Championship.
Persephone: Well, hopefully this is at least a sign of what’s to come next week. Adam did a whole lot of talking in the last few weeks about nothing getting in the way of their relationship, but it doesn’t exactly look like there’s “nothing” right now.
(As Dr. Bethany Blue walks up the ramp, she doesn’t just look frustrated. It’s as she said. She looks tired, and beyond stressed out after everything that has occurred between her and her husband. As the Champion walks up the ramp, she doesn’t even once turn back to look at Adam. She just continues to head up the ramp, while Adam stays behind in the ring, left to think about everything that has come between them. With this final sight, Voltage fades away from ringside.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where Dr. Bethany Blue defends the Hardcore Championship against Adam Lucas in an Electrified Iron Man match.)
(The camera fades backstage, where Sofia Clarke can be seen holding a microphone in her hand as she stands in front of the camera. She has a smile on her face as the show returns, and after a moment she begins to speak.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen that was an intense opening to Sunday Night Voltage, but before we proceed with the show we’d like to take a moment to take a look back on the history of this event! I’ve thankfully been granted the chance to select one of the matches for our Shock Value rewind, and what better pick for a throwback than the main event of last year’s event? Michael Machina, Adam Lucas, Jake Smith, in High Voltage!
(After these words, the camera fades away from Sofia Clarke.)
[SCREENBAR – Shock Value 2025.]
(Voltage returns to ringside, and the cage for tonight’s High Voltage match has finally been lowered. Bella Braxton can be seen with a microphone at ringside, and finally she begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(Suddenly, the lights go out. Smoke begins to fill the stage, and the smoke slowly begins to make its way all throughout the arena until finally, ‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie begins to play. The fans begin to boo as the lights slowly begin to return, and Caroline can be seen standing on the stage. The boos grow louder seeing Caroline, who remains on the stage, not concerned about the fans or the reception she is given.)
Persephone: Oh, great. Why is SHE here?
Tyrone Montgomery: Well we know Jake made a phone call to Caroline weeks ago, and just last week she made her return to Voltage with an attack on Michael Machina! It looks like she’s going to be sticking around for this Championship match, and I have to say that might just be a problem.
Persephone: What exactly is she gonna do, though? It’s not like she’s just gonna be allowed in the cage, plus it’s gonna be all electrified.
Rich Russillo: That’s a fair point, but if Caroline is here despite that, her and Jake must have some sort of plan in mind.
(As Caroline waits on the stage, ‘Win’ by Jay Rock replaces her own theme. The boos only grow louder as Jake Smith begins making his way out to the stage, and somehow they once again grow louder as they see him wearing Michael Machina’s EAW World Championship around his waist. Jake has a large grin on his face, and the two begin to make their way down the ramp together as Jake taunts a few of the fans in attendance, saying that he’s the real EAW World Champion. As Jake and Caroline reach ringside, Caroline remains at ringside as Jake makes his way into the cage, all with a confident look on his face.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!… Accompanied by Caroline… From Atherton, California… Weighing in at 210 pounds… “THE PROCESS”, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: Well here comes Jake Smith, and despite the Championship being around his waist, I’d like to remind everyone that Jake is NOT the current EAW World Champion. He stole the Championship following an attack he and Caroline laid on Michael Machina.
Rich Russillo: Jake has always been known for his unusual antics and this is no different. Jake is playing mind games right now, and while there’s a chance his arrogance can come back to bite him, we also have to acknowledge how much of a threat he is. There’s a good chance that when he walks out of this match, that title really is his.
Persephone: That sounds like the worst case scenario, which says a lot because I think I hate the idea of anyone here winning.
(‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ by Royal Deluxe follows, and the boos continue as Adam Lucas begins to walk out. Adam already looks annoyed seeing that Caroline is present for this match, but he looks towards Jake, and he appears to be ready for this match knowing that this is both his chance to finally get rid of Jake and his chance to become a two-time World Champion. Adam wastes no more time, beginning to walk down the ramp as he shows no fear heading towards the electric steel cage, prepared for whatever High Voltage has to offer.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From New York… Weighing in at 238 pounds… “THE NEXT LEVEL”, AAAAAADAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas is here, and while he’s another extremely talented individual more than capable of winning this one, we have to remember he has more on his mind than just the Championship. He said that he wouldn’t allow his issues with Jake to cost him the title, but you never know what may happen once things actually get heated.
Rich Russillo: That’s a good point, but in a match like this anything can happen. If he plays his cards right, Adam could even pin Jake to win the EAW World Championship! He’d be killing two birds with one stone, but we know something like that is easier said than done.
Persephone: Well Adam has already found a way to screw things up basically all season, so I wouldn’t get my hopes up. After all, this match is only happening like this because Jake somehow managed to sneak his way into Adam’s pin on Cameron Ella Ava at King of Elite. How do you even let something like that happen?
(Finally, ‘Apostle’s Warning’ by Mobb Deep hits, causing an explosion of cheers to come from the crowd. Michael Machina steps out to the stage, staring directly at Jake Smith and Adam Lucas, who are inside of the steel cage. Michael Machina isn’t wearing his Championship thanks to it being stolen by Jake, but he still has an extremely focused look on his face, ready for this match as he makes his way down the ramp. Machina takes note of Caroline at ringside on his way to the ring, but for now he maintains his focus on his two opponents, not letting her presence get to him.)
Bella Braxton: And making his way to the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 250 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, “THE NEW LEGEND”, MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAEEELLLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAAAAACCHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: And now the *actual* EAW World Champion is here, and that’s Michael Machina. Machina doesn’t look too happy right now, but that’s to be expected after everything that happened last week. Still, he’s focused and he’s gonna need to be when dealing with opponents like Adam Lucas and Jake Smith at the same time.
Rich Russillo: Earlier in the night we saw Bea Valentine become the new Universal Women’s Champion in an incredible match against Milli Banks. Could we see Michael Machina end this night on an incredibly high note for the two, or will either Adam Lucas or Jake Smith put an end to Machina’s reign as Champion right here?
Persephone: I don’t really care, I just hope someone gets hurt. This is High Voltage, so they better not disappoint.
(Once everyone is in the cage, the door is locked, and the cage is powered on, causing electricity to run through the steel, making it a danger to all three Elitists. After this, the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM LUCAS JUST LOW BLOWED JAKE SMITH!
Persephone: :mjlol: That didn’t take long.
Rich Russillo: AS SOON AS THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH STARTED ADAM LUCAS RUSHED TO TAKE OUT JAKE SMITH, KICKING HIM BELOW THE BELT! ADAM NOW TURNING HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS MICHAEL MACHINA, AND THE TWO ELITISTS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER BEFORE BEGINNING TO BRAWL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! REMEMBER EVERYONE, THIS IS HIGH VOLTAGE! THESE THREE ELITISTS ARE BEING SURROUNDED BY AN ELECTRIC STEEL CAGE, SO ONE WRONG MOVE AND THINGS COULD GO VERY WRONG FOR ONE OF THESE ELITISTS!
Tyrone Montgomery: YEAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MICHAEL MACHINA WHO SUFFERS THAT FATE AS ADAM KNEES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION, BEFORE GRABBING MACHINA AND CHARGING TOWARDS THE ROPES, LOOKING TO SEND THE CHAMPION INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA USES HIS BOOT TO SAVE HIMSELF THOUGH, PRESSING IT AGAINST THE CAGE BEFORE ELBOWING ADAM LUCAS IN THE SIDE! Adam stumbles back- BUT MICHAEL MACHINA QUICKLY GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM INTO A SHORT-ARM LARIAT! Huge move by the Champion there, WHO QUICKLY LIFTS ADAM LUCAS UP, POTENTIALLY LOOKING TO THROW HIM INTO THE CAGE!
Persephone: But AGAIN these two manage to avoid the electric cage, because Adam Lucas just slipped behind Michael Machina before hitting him with an elbow to the back of the head. This is disappointing so far. Why hasn’t anyone gotten electrocuted yet???
Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas grabs Michael Machina after that elbow, AND HE’S TRYING TO FORCE MACHINA’S HEAD INTO THE CAGE, BUT MACHINA IS HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND KEEPING HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE MAT, TRYING TO PULL HIS HEAD AWAY FROM THE CAGE! IF MICHAEL MACHINA IS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THAT CAGE THIS EARLY HIS CHANCES COULD BE SEVERELY HURT, BUT HE ALREADY SHOULD HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW TO AVOID SITUATIONS LIKE THIS THANKS TO WHAT HE WENT THROUGH AGAINST METHUSELAH AT KING OF ELITE!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO ADAM LUCAS, PUSHING ADAM OFF OF HIM! Adam stumbles to a knee, AND NOW MICHAEL MACHINA LIFTS HIM UP!
Tyrone Montgomery: .50 CAL!!!!
Persephone: WRONG! Adam Lucas was able to push himself up and over Michael Machina, landing behind him so he could shove Machina into the ropes. Michael Machina just bounced off of them-
Rich Russillo: AND ADAM LUCAS JUST POPPED MACHINA UP FOR LEVEL UP!
Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM DOESN’T GET IT, THOUGH! THIS TIME IT’S MICHAEL MACHINA THAT JUMPS OUT OF ADAM LUCAS’ GRASP, AND HE BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES BEFORE BOUNCING OFF OF THEM! MICHAEL MACHINA RUNS FULL SPEED RIGHT PAST ADAM LUCAS, BEFORE BOUNCING OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES!
Rich Russillo: BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: SUPERKICK!!!!
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH IS BACK IN THIS, AND HE JUST HIT MICHAEL MACHINA WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK!!
Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM LUCAS TURNS TO JAKE, AND HE GETS HIT WITH A SUPERKICK AS WELL!! JAKE NOW GRABBING ADAM, AND HE WASTES NO TIME THROWING ADAM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, ELECTROCUTING ADAM AS THOUSANDS OF VOLTS TAKE OUT THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JAKE TURNS AROUND TO A LARIAT FROM MICHAEL MACHINA, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE KICKING THE CHAMPION’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! JAKE NOW QUICKLY JUMPING UP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF IT AND TAKING THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION DOWN WITH HELL ABOVE!!!!! HELL ABOVE CONNECTS, AND JAKE JUST TOOK DOWN BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS IN THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
Persephone: Look at this guy. Why is he still in World Championship matches? This is ridiculous, but at least he electrocuted Adam Lucas. I enjoyed that.
Tyrone Montgomery: Jake has a grin on his face as he looks out towards Caroline, who is of course at ringside outside of the cage. Jake chooses not to go for the cover, and it looks like he instead intends to do even more damage to his opponents, which to be fair is pretty smart. Despite his antics we know how smart Jake can be. If anything, that’s probably the most frustrating part about dealing with a guy like him. Anyways, Jake is turning his attention towards the turnbuckles, and it looks like he’s wasting no time kicking things up a notch as he’s removing all of the turnbuckle pads.
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith removed both the top and middle turnbuckle pad in one of the corners before pulling Michael Machina up, AND NOW HE QUICKLY RUNS IN BEFORE SLAMMING THE CHAMPION’S FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, WHICH WE KNOW HAS BEEN EXPOSED! MACHINA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND JAKE BEGINS TO BASH THE CHAMPION’S FACE AGAINST THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE REPEATEDLY!
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE FINALLY PULLS MACHINA’S FACE AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE SHOWING IT TOWARDS THE CROWD, AND LOOK AT THE FACE OF THE HALL OF FAMER AS BLOOD POURS DOWN THE FACE OF MICHAEL MACHINA!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas can be seen pulling himself back under the rope and into the ring, finally freeing himself from the cage. Adam is trying to use the ropes to pull himself back up, BUT JAKE RUNS IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Jake Smith is firmly in control of this one right now, and it looks like he has something mind here as he begins to drag Adam up. I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR PROPHETIC!
Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM IS ABLE TO TURN HIMSELF AROUND THOUGH, BEFORE PUSHING JAKE AWAY FROM HIM! Adam needed that room to take a breath, BUT JAKE QUICKLY CHARGES IN, LOOKING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THIS ONE! ADAM IS ABLE TO DUCK A SWING FROM JAKE THOUGH, AND NOW ADAM CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT IN ORDER TO PUSH JAKE BACK! ADAM LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE- BUT JAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK, CAUSING ADAM TO STUMBLE BACK! JAKE NOW RUSHING TOWARDS ADAM-
Rich Russillo: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS A BAD MOVE, AS ADAM JUST POPPED JAKE UP AND SENT JAKE FACE FIRST INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE! JAKE JUST WENT FACE FIRST INTO THAT CAGE, AND HE MIGHT’VE JUST HAD ALL THE LIFE SHOCKED OUT OF HIM RIGHT THERE! JAKE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT, BUT HE INADVERTENTLY STUMBLES INTO ADAM’S ARMS AS ADAM SETS UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT WAIT, FROM BEHIND! MICHAEL MACHINA GRABS ADAM LUCAS AS ADAM STILL HAS JAKE IN THE WAISTLOCK, AND NOW THERE’S A HUGE DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX AS EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH GOES DOWN! WHAT A HUGE MOVE BY MICHAEL MACHINA, WHO I’M SURPRISED WAS EVEN ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS THAT QUICKLY!
Rich Russillo: Seeing the state of Michael Machina, it looks like that may have been a move he just went for in the heat of the moment. Machina wasn’t able to capitalize right away, in fact he is still down on the mat just like the two men that were actually hit with German suplexes! This has already been a very tough match for these three Elitists, as they seem to be pulling out all the stops in order to win this one! Two men have already gone into the electric cage, meanwhile Machina has had his face completely busted open thanks to those exposed turnbuckles!
Persephone: Pretty good start, I guess. I’m glad there’s already been blood, but I do have one problem. Two people have been electrocuted. Both of them are still alive. Clearly this match isn’t dangerous enough.
Tyrone Montgomery: Well you can say that, but just look at the state these Elitists are in! Adam Lucas begins pulling himself up in the corner of the ring as Michael Machina gets back up, AND NOW MACHINA RUSHES IN, DELIVERING A RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST TO LUCAS!!! JAKE SMITH HAS PULLED HIMSELF UP AND STUMBLED INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, BUT THAT’S NOT WHERE HE WANTS TO BE RIGHT NOW, AS MACHINA RUNS IN WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO SMITH!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas stumbles out of the corner as Machina pulls Jake out, AND NOW THERE’S A SUPLEX TOSS BY MACHINA, THROWING JAKE SMITH RIGHT INTO ADAM LUCAS TO TAKE BOTH MEN OUT OF THIS ONE! Michael Machina now lifting Adam Lucas up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE SETTING UP FOR HEAT’S DESCENT ON ADAM LUCAS! HE IS GOING FOR THE GORILLA PRESS SLAM, AND HE’S TURNING HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS THAT CAGE! DON’T TELL ME, IS HE ABOUT TO THROW ADAM BACK INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!?
Tyrone Montgomery: IT LOOKS LIKE THAT MAY HAVE BEEN MACHINA’S PLAN, BUT ADAM LUCAS RAKES THE EYES BEFORE FALLING BACK AND LANDING ON HIS FEET BEHIND MACHINA! ADAM NOW- SENDING MICHAEL MACHINA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! Michael Machina is in a bit of trouble now, and Adam Lucas makes the most of this as he lifts Michael Machina up to the top rope, seemingly planning something big as Michael Machina is in trouble!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas climbs up to the middle rope, and-
(*BUZZZZZZ!*)
Rich Russillo: ADAM JUST GRABBED MICHAEL MACHINA BY THE HEAD AND THREW HIS HEAD INTO ELECTRIC CAGE!!!!!
(*BUZZZZZ!*)
(*BUZZZZZZZZZ!*)
(*BUZZZ!*)
(*BUZZZZZZZ!*)
Persephone: :oh: Not bad.
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS REPEATEDLY SLAMS MICHAEL MACHINA’S HEAD INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, FORCING HIM TO FEEL THOSE ALL THAT ELECTRICITY OVER AND OVER AGAIN, RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!! MICHAEL MACHINA CAN’T POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING LEFT IN HIM AFTER THAT, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ADAM HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND HERE AS HE BEGINS TO LIFT MICHAEL MACHINA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT WAIT A SECOND, LOOK! JAKE SMITH RUSHES IN AND GETS UNDER ADAM LUCAS, GRABBING ONTO ADAM! WHAT IS THIS MAN PLANNING!?!?
Rich Russillo: JAKE PULLS ADAM LUCAS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB, CAUSING ADAM LUCAS TO DELIVER AN AVALANCHE SAMOAN DROP TO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, BUT JAKE SMITH SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND AS HE RUSHES TO HIS FEET AND PULLS ADAM LUCAS UP, ALL WHILE STANDING OVER MICHAEL MACHINA!
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE SMITH HITS ADAM LUCAS WITH PROPHETIC ONTO MICHAEL MACHINA!!!! JAKE JUST DROPPED ADAM RIGHT ONTO HIS OWN OPPONENT, AND NOW JAKE TURNS ADAM AROUND, BEFORE PINNING BOTH MEN AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! DON’T TELL ME THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO WIN HIS THIRD WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT NOW!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! BOTH MEN GET THE SHOULDER UP, KEEPING THIS MATCH ALIVE! HOW ARE THEY STILL IN THIS ONE!? MACHINA JUST HAD HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY SMASHED INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE AND WAS SAMOAN DROPPED OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND ADAM LUCAS WAS JUST POWERBOMBED BEFORE GETTING HIT WITH PROPHETIC! HOW ARE THEY STILL IN THIS!?
Persephone: Beats me, but if they’re not dead yet they better ramp this up. I don’t think I want to see any of them back on Voltage anyway.
Tyrone Montgomery: Jake Smith can’t believe his eyes. He thought he had both men beat, but it turns out that they still have more in the tank! Jake now just begins kicking Adam Lucas away, forcing him to roll towards the ropes to save himself from the stomps! Jake is able to turn his attention to Michael Machina because of this, and given everything he just experienced with that electric cage, that might not be a bad move!
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith drops down and just begins punching away at Michael Machina, pounding at the EAW World Champion as the Champion is barely in any condition to defend himself! Jake now dragging Machina back to his feet, AND HE THROWS MICHAEL MACHINA INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, SENDING MACHINA SHOULDER FIRST INTO IT AS MACHINA BOUNCES OFF OF IT, FALLING BACK TO THE MAT! JAKE ISN’T DONE YET, EITHER! JAKE GRABS MACHINA AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER BIG MOVE MAY BE DELIVERED ON THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IN A FEW MOMENTS!
Persephone: What’s he doing? It doesn’t look like it’s a superplex, but then again Jake is stupid. It wouldn’t surprise me if he just doesn’t know how to do one correctly.
Tyrone Montgomery: I’m not sure how you came to that conclusion, but I don’t think that’s what’s going on here. Jake has something else in mind obviously, and while it’s not a superplex, it looks like it may be something even worse! Jake has pulled himself up to the middle rope, with his back to the EAW World Champion, and he grabs him by the head, beginning to set up for…
Rich Russillo: THE STARBREAKER!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE TRIED IT- BUT LOOK AT MICHAEL MACHINA!!!! MICHAEL MACHINA HAD OTHER PLANS, AND HE JUST USED HIS STRENGTH ADVANTAGE TO LIFT JAKE UP, BEFORE DIVING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH AN AVALANCHE INVERTED POWERSLAM!!!!
Rich Russillo: HUGE MOVE BY MICHAEL MACHINA, WHO ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AS JAKE SMITH SLOWLY STUMBLES BACK UP, NOT EVEN AWARE OF WHERE HE IS! MICHAEL MACHINA BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES AS FAST AS HE CAN, AND I DON’T THINK JAKE WANTS TO BE GETTING BACK UP RIGHT NOW!
Tyrone Montgomery: YOU’RE RIGHT, BUT IT’S TOO LATE FOR JAKE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, AS MICHAEL MACHINA JUST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THE MONEY SHOT!!!!! MICHAEL MACHINA JUST DELIVERED A HUGE AVALANCHE INVERTED POWERSLAM, AND AFTER THE FORCE OF THE MOVE PUSHED JAKE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY WAS TAKEN BACK TO THE MAT WITH THAT MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE! MICHAEL MACHINA HAS THE END OF THIS MATCH IN HIS SIGHTS, AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS, KNOWING THAT THIS COULD BE IT FOR SHOCK VALUE’S EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS PUSHES MICHAEL MACHINA OFF OF THE COVER!!!!
Persephone: Well that’s gross. I don’t like that Adam is back in this, but at least now there’s more opportunities for these three to tear each other apart.
Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas begins pounding away on the EAW World Champion, delivering clubbing blows to the back before getting up and beginning to stomp all over Machina! Adam now pulling Machina up, AND HE SENDS THE CHAMPION CRASHING RIGHT BACK INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! Adam Lucas has taken the Champion out, and now he turns his attention towards Jake Smith, who we all know he has more than enough hatred for after everything that has happened between them just this season alone, let alone throughout all of their history with each other!
Rich Russillo: Adam slowly backs up as Jake Smith begins to stir… AND WITHOUT WASTING ANY MORE TIME, ADAM RUSHES IN BEFORE CONNECTING WITH WOKE!!!! THAT HUGE PUNT KICK CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH, BUT ADAM LUCAS DOESN’T BOTHER GOING FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD HE RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH WOKE FOR A SECOND TIME!!
Persephone: It doesn’t look like he is finished. Jake might have CTE by the time Adam is done, but seeing how he is now, that might be an improvement.
Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM RUNS THE ROPES, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A THIRD PUNT KICK IN A ROW TO JAKE SMITH!!! JAKE IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW ADAM DRAGS HIM UP, BEFORE-
(*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*)
Tyrone Montgomery: -THROWING HIM RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!!! ADAM LUCAS IS DESTROYING JAKE SMITH, AND THIS TIME AROUND THERE’S NOTHING GETTING IN THE WAY OF HIM FINISHING THINGS BETWEEN THEM! Jake looks like he is down and out. He is completely lifeless, and after what he just experienced, I can’t even say I’m surprised!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas slowly drags the lifeless body of Jake Smith back to his feet, BEFORE SHOVING JAKE BACK INTO THE ROPES!
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES, AND RIGHT INTO LEVEL UP!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT, NO!!! JAKE WAS ABLE TO LAND BEHIND ADAM BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO THE TIGHTS, KNOWING THAT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING GOES IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! NO WAY, IS JAKE ABOUT TO STEAL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JUST LIKE HE LITERALLY STOLE IT JUST LAST WEEK!?
OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK UP, JAKE GOES FOR THE STARMAKER!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM LUCAS CATCHES HIM WITH A REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS JAKE ON THE MAT TRAPPED IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE, AND AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE HE’S JUST TAKEN I AM NOT SO SURE HE CAN SURVIVE IN A MOVE LIKE THIS FOR VERY LONG! ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY TAKE JAKE OUT OF THE PICTURE, AND NOW HE MAY FINALLY WIN HIS SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, ALL BY CHOKING JAKE OUT INSIDE OF THIS ELECTRIC CAGE!
Persephone: Gross. The last guy I want to see as Voltage’s World Champion is Adam Lucas. Then again Jake Smith is in this match too. Can we just blow up the ring or something?
Tyrone Montgomery: Jake is struggling to try and get out of this, reaching out for whatever he can! Jake slowly is able to pull himself over onto his stomach to try and pull himself closer towards the ropes, but it’s not like there are rope breaks in a match like this! Jake can’t even use the ropes to pull himself away either when they’re trapped in this cage, so what is he trying to do!?
Rich Russillo: Whatever it is he better do it quick, because it looks like his strength is fading! Jake slowly inches closer and closer towards the ropes, BUT AT THIS RATE, IT LOOKS LIKE WE MAY HAVE OURSELVES A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION! JAKE IS REACHING OUT, BUT WHAT’S THE POINT!? HE CAN’T USE THE ROPES, AND AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE HE’S JUST TAKEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF PASSING OUT! WE MAY BE SEEING A NEW CHAMPION, AS JAKE TRIES AS HARD AS HE CAN TO REACH THE-
(*BUZZ!*)
Persephone: :oh: So he isn’t stupid after all!
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE JUST TOUCHED THE ELECTRIC CAGE, CAUSING BOTH HIMSELF AND ADAM LUCAS TO GET SHOCKED!!!! JAKE WAS CAREFUL TO NOT TOUCH IT FOR TOO LONG, OBVIOUSLY HESITANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HIMSELF, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY HAVE SAVED THE MATCH FOR HIMSELF WITH THAT MOVE, AS ADAM LUCAS WAS FORCED TO ROLL OFF OF HIM! Adam is hurting after being shocked, meanwhile Jake is just down on the mat, basically unable to move after everything he has been through in the last few minutes!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas slowly gets to all fours, and he begins to get back up-
Tyrone Montgomery: ONLY TO BE GRABBED FROM BEHIND, AND TO BE DUMPED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX BY THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! Michael Machina is back in this one, and he doesn’t look happy whatsoever after everything he’s been through tonight! Machina slowly pushes himself up before grabbing Adam, and as he drags Adam back up, it looks like he has something in mind! Whatever it is, it can’t be good as he’s lifting Adam onto his shoulder!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA CHARGES INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING, BEFORE THROWING ADAM LUCAS HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A HUGE LAWN DART!!! ADAM LUCAS FALLS BACK, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL MACHINA ISN’T THE ONLY COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH WITH BLOOD POURING OUT OF THEIR HEAD AS THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE JUST DID SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE! Adam Lucas might be completely knocked out here, and I’m sure he didn’t expect something like that to happen right when he was dealing with Jake Smith! These are the dangers of a triple threat though, and exactly what he had to be worried about!
Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas is dragged back to his feet by Machina, who lifts Adam back up onto his shoulder! Machina now turning towards the ropes AND HE LOOKS TO SEND ADAM INTO THE CAGE- BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO ONCE AGAIN FREE HIMSELF FROM MACHINA’S GRASP, ONLY THIS TIME HE PULLS MACHINA INTO A SCHOOLBOY OF HIS OWN!
OOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRR-
Tyrone Montgomery: MICHAEL MACHINA KICKS OUT-
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM QUICKLY GRABS MACHINA BY THE ARM BEFORE TRAPPING HIM IN ICONIC!!!!!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IN ON THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL MACHINA MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF LOSING HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TO ADAM LUCAS, WHO WE ALL KNOW HAS BEEN AFTER THAT TITLE SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SEASON! ADAM MADE A FANTASTIC MOVE WITH THIS ONE, AND NOW THAT MAY BE IT! I’M NOT SO SURE THAT MICHAEL MACHINA CAN FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!
Persephone: That’d be disappointing. Why would anyone on the planet want to see High Voltage end with a basic submission? That cage is there for a reason! USE IT!
Tyrone Montgomery: WELL THAT CAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN USED VARIOUS TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, AND ALL THAT DAMAGE PILING ON IS EXACTLY WHY MICHAEL MACHINA IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS STRUGGLING, BUT AGAIN, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS IN A TRIPLE THREAT! MICHAEL MACHINA IS ON THE VERGE OF LOSING HIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND IF HE WANTS TO HOLD ONTO IT ANY LONGER HE’S GONNA HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION! MICHAEL MACHINA IS A BIT CLOSE TOWARDS THAT CAGE! IS HE GONNA USE THE SAME STRATEGY THAT JAKE DID!
Tyrone Montgomery: I DON’T THINK HE IS! MICHAEL MACHINA PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET BEFORE HOLDING ONTO ADAM LUCAS, AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY MACHINA BEGINS TO LIFT ADAM OFF OF THE MAT! THE INCREDIBLE STRENGTH OF MICHAEL MACHINA IS BEING PUT ON DISPLAY RIGHT NOW AS HE IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO PICK ADAM LUCAS UP, ALL WHILE STUCK IN THIS TERRIFYING TRIANGLE CHOKE! THIS MATCH MAY HAVE BEEN ON THE VERGE OF ENDING RIGHT THERE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MACHINA HAS SOMETHING SERIOUS IN MIND HERE AS HE IS SOMEHOW FINDING A WAY TO GET ADAM UP!
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA IS ABLE TO LIFT ADAM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND THIS ALLOWS HIM TO PLANT ADAM LUCAS INTO THE MAT WITH THE .50 CAL!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: THE .50 CAL CONNECTS!!!!! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION JUST PLANTED ADAM LUCAS WITH ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVES IN HIS ENTIRE ARSENAL! ADAM LUCAS IS OUT COLD AFTER THIS ONE, AND I CAN’T SAY THAT’S A SURPRISE AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO HIM! MICHAEL MACHINA SLOWLY ROLLS BACK OVER TOWARDS ADAM, AND AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S DEALT WITH TONIGHT I’M NOT SO SURE THAT HE CAN SURVIVE THIS! MICHAEL MACHINA WITH THE COVER, BARELY HOOKING THE LEG!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: GOD COMPLEX!!!!
Persephone: Oh, brother.
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH IS BACK IN THIS ONE, AND HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE MICHAEL MACHINA OUT OF THIS ONE WITH THE GOD COMPLEX!!!! MICHAEL MACHINA RAISED HIS HEAD JUST A BIT FOR THAT PINFALL!! MICHAEL MACHINA WAS ON THE VERGE OF RETAINING HIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT THAT OPENING JUST GAVE JAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO POTENTIALLY TAKE BACK THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ALL WHILE PINNING THE SAME MAN THAT PINNED HIM TO WIN THE TITLE BACK AT AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE SMITH HOOKS THE LEGS, AND THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE FINAL PINFALL OF THE MATCH! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO, IT’S NOT OVER, YET! THIS MATCH IS NOT DONE! JAKE SMITH MAY HAVE HAD THE MATCH WON RIGHT THERE AS HE JUST HIT MICHAEL MACHINA WITH WITH ONE OF THE BEST MOVES IN HIS ENTIRE ARSENAL, BUT ADAM LUCAS JUST KEPT THIS ONE ALIVE AS HE WAS BARELY ABLE TO PULL JAKE OFF OF MICHAEL MACHINA! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, AND THAT MEANS THAT THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!
Persephone: To be honest, I kinda thought that was it. That’s a relief, though. I don’t know what I’d do if I had to deal with Jake Smith as our World Champion again.
Tyrone Montgomery: Adam Lucas slowly crawls towards the ropes, and you can tell he’s still feeling the effects of that .50 Cal! Jake Smith pushes himself back to his feet, and he is frustrated after what just happened, knowing that he might have just had the win had Adam not gotten involved! Jake slowly drags Adam Lucas back to his feet- BEFORE JUST SLAPPING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: Adam can barely even stand after the move he just took, and Jake just slaps him again! Adam begins to stumble, BUT ADAM IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! JAKE STUMBLES BACK, BUT JAKE IS ABLE TO HIT ADAM WITH A FOREARM IN RESPONSE! ADAM DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW JAKE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT ADAM LUCAS, KNOWING THAT ADAM IS BARELY ABLE TO FIGHT BACK IN THE CONDITION THAT HE’S IN! JAKE SMITH APPEARS TO BE IN FULL CONTROL OF THIS ONE RIGHT NOW, AND THAT’S NOT GOOD AT THIS POINT OF THE MATCH!
Tyrone Montgomery: ADAM LUCAS THROWS A FEW PUNCHES TO THE RIBS THOUGH, FORCING JAKE TO BACK OFF OF HIM! JAKE STUMBLES BACK, AND NOW ADAM STEPS UP AND HITS JAKE WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! JAKE NOW WITH A FOREARM IN RESPONSE, AND THE TWO MEN BEGIN TO GO BACK AND FORTH AS THEY JUST THROW WHATEVER THEY CAN AT EACH OTHER! PUNCHES, ELBOWS, FOREARMS, ANYTHING THEY CAN USE TO TAKE EACH OTHER OUT! THESE TWO HAVE A LOT OF HATRED FOR EACH OTHER, AND WE’VE BEEN SEEING THAT ALL THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: JAKE GETS THE UPPER HAND, THOUGH! JAKE KNEES ADAM IN THE MIDSECTION, AND HE DOESN’T STOP AT JUST ONE! HE KNEES HIM ONCE AGAIN, AND NOW HE THROWS ADAM INTO THE ROPES!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT ADAM JUMPS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TOWARDS JAKE, TAKING JAKE OUT WITH GENESIS!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: GENESIS CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH, AND NOW ALL THREE ELITISTS IN THIS MATCH ARE ONCE AGAIN LAID OUT ON THE MAT! This High Voltage match has taken a lot out of everyone in this match, yet they somehow keep fighting, knowing that this is all for the EAW World Championship! All three men are basically motionless right now, and-
Persephone: Umm… What is Caroline doing?
Rich Russillo: What?
Persephone: Look, over there.
(Caroline, who had been at ringside throughout this match, digs something out from under the ring. She begins to make her way towards the door of the electric cage, and while the official in charge of the door warns her to back away due to the electricity running through the cage, she doesn’t do this.)
(Instead, Caroline puts her hand on the cage.)
Tyrone Montgomery: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING???
Rich Russillo: CAROLINE JUST GRABBED ONTO THE STEEL CAGE WITH THOUSANDS OF VOLTS RUNNING THROUGH IT, AND….
Tyrone Montgomery: AND… Nothing happened…?
Persephone: What did she just do?
(All of the fans in attendance appear to be both shocked and confused, as after touching the cage, it appears to be powered off. Electricity is no longer running through it, and thanks to this, Caroline is able to take the key from the confused official, using it to open the door to the cage.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh no… I don’t know how the hell she did it, but Caroline has opened the door to the cage and is now digging under the ring, throwing a bunch of different items into the ring! Some sort of modified steel chair, a lead pipe, and light tubes are all being thrown into the ring right now! Weapons obviously couldn’t be brought into a steel cage when they’re trapped inside of it, so it’s safe to say that things have gotten even more dangerous now thanks to Caroline, even despite her powering off the cage!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas slowly begins to stir, pushing his way up to all fours while Jake and Machina are only now beginning to show signs of life! Adam starts getting up, and-
(*CLICK!*)
Tyrone Montgomery: CAROLINE JUST HANDCUFFED ADAM LUCAS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! IT LOOKS LIKE CAROLINE PULLED HANDCUFFS OUT FROM UNDER THE RING BEFORE SHE TURNED OFF THE CAGE, AND NOW SHE JUST USED IT TO TRAP ADAM LUCAS!
Persephone: :mjlol: Well that sucks, doesn’t it? How is Adam supposed to win while he’s stuck there?
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas realizes what just happened and desperately tries to free himself, but there’s nothing he can do! Adam can’t free himself, SO HE USES HIS FREE ARM, DESPERATELY TRYING TO SWING AT CAROLINE, GRAB ONE OF THE WEAPONS, ANYTHING HE COULD DO TO EVEN THE ODDS!
Tyrone Montgomery: There isn’t anything he can do though, AS CAROLINE GRABS ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES AND HITS ADAM LUCAS RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH IT, SMASHING IT AGAINST HIS HEAD! Jake Smith slowly pushed himself back to his feet, and he has a large grin on his face, knowing that things appear to have gone exactly how he could’ve wanted them to! Caroline is here, Adam Lucas is trapped, and now it looks like he can do whatever he wants! Adam is hurting right now, AND JAKE JUST RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE-
Rich Russillo: RUNNING RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP FROM MICHAEL MACHINA, SENDING JAKE CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!! JAKE MAY HAVE BEEN SAVED BY CAROLINE TURNING OFF THAT ELECTRICITY, BUT GETTING THROWN INTO A STEEL CAGE IS STILL GOING TO HURT! MICHAEL MACHINA SEES CAROLINE RUNNING IN- AND NOW HE SCOOPS HER UP! MICHAEL MACHINA IS TRYING TO HANDLE THIS CAROLINE PROBLEM BEFORE IT COULD HURT HIS CHANCES OF WINNING AS WELL!
Persephone: BUT JAKE JUST COMES BACK LIKE THE ROACH HE IS, HITTING MICHAEL MACHINA FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK!
Tyrone Montgomery: Caroline is dropped back to her feet as Jake uses the ropes to pull himself back up, AND NOW JAKE GRABS ONTO THE CHAIR, BEFORE SWINGING IT RIGHT AT THE HEAD OF MICHAEL MACHINA!
(*BUZZ!*)
Tyrone Montgomery: AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR, HITTING MACHINA RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MACHINA IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW CAROLINE GRABS THE LEAD PIPE BEFORE BEGINNING TO HIT MACHINA WITH THAT AS WELL! BOTH ELITISTS ARE JUST DESTROYING MICHAEL MACHINA, MEANWHILE ADAM LUCAS IS STILL DESPERATELY TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE HANDCUFFS!
Rich Russillo: Jake pulls Michael Machina towards the corner of the ring, meanwhile Caroline sets up the remaining light tubes in a pile on top of the chair close to the corner! These two appear to have something in mind here as Jake pulls himself up to the middle rope… And I think I know exactly what Jake is planning here! JAKE IS WAITING FOR MICHAEL MACHINA TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, SO HE CAN DRIVE HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE LIGHT TUBES AND THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR WITH HELL ABOVE!!! IF THIS CONNECTS WE’LL HAVE A NEW EAW WORLD CHAMPION WITHOUT A DOUBT-
(Before Jake could deliver the move, ‘Gloria’ by London Symphony Orchestra hits.)
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S HERE TO EVEN THE ODDS, AND IT’S NONE OTHER THAN THE *NEW* UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
(The crowd explodes with cheers as Bea Valentine rushes out, running towards the cage as fast as she can in the condition that she’s in. She is still in bad shape following her Electric Weapons match against Milli Banks, and is far from one hundred percent. Still, she makes her way towards the ring, staring directly at Jake and Caroline.)
Tyrone Montgomery: BEA VALENTINE MAKES IT TO THE CAGE AND ENTERS TO THE RING, AND SHE MAKES A BEELINE TOWARDS JAKE BEFORE SHOVING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, SENDING JAKE INTO THE CAGE AS JAKE TUMBLES ONTO THE APRON! BEA VALENTINE NOW TURNING TOWARDS CAROLINE, AND SHE BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT CAROLINE, THROWING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO STOP THE TWO FROM JUMPING MACHINA!
Rich Russillo: CAROLINE IS ABLE TO KNEE BEA IN HER MIDSECTION THOUGH, AND WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT BEA HAS ALREADY BEEN THROUGH A BEYOND GRUELING MATCH THAT HAS TAKEN EVERYTHING OUT OF BEA! THAT KNEE JUST DID SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE, BUT BEA CONTINUES TO TRY AND FIGHT BACK AS SHE SENDS A PUNCH TO THE RIBS OF CAROLINE, BEFORE GETTING UP AND PUNCHING HER IN THE JAW!
Tyrone Montgomery: CAROLINE IS ABLE TO KICK BEA’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER THOUGH, AND SHE GRABS BEA BEFORE KNEEING HER IN THE FACE! Jake slowly rolls back into the ring before getting back up, meanwhile Caroline grabs that lead pipe again, BEFORE HITTING THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION WITH IT! BEA GOES DOWN, AND WHILE SHE MAY HAVE SAVED MACHINA FROM SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MAY HAVE BEEN AT THE COST OF HER OWN WELL-BEING!
Persephone: We’re really about to see Jake Smith become World Champion again, aren’t we? I hate this. Can I move to another brand or something?
Rich Russillo: Jake has a smirk on his face seeing that Caroline has dealt with Bea Valentine, AND CAROLINE DELIVERS ONE MORE SHOT WITH THE LEAD PIPE FOR GOOD MEASURE, HITTING BEA IN THE HEAD WITH IT FOR GOOD MEASURE! The two turn their attention towards Michael Machina now, and-
Tyrone Montgomery: ***BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
Rich Russillo: MICHAEL MACHINA JUST SPEARED BOTH JAKE SMITH **AND** CAROLINE, CONNECTING WITH A DOUBLE BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!
Persephone: Well at least Bea wasn’t completely useless. Machina probably wouldn’t have had the chance to do that if Bea didn’t get herself involved, even if it did get her head cracked open.
Tyrone Montgomery: Michael Machina sees Bea Valentine laid out on the mat, and he looks furious right now. Machina turns his attention towards Jake Smith, and despite the fact that he just hit that huge Bullet From Hell, it doesn’t look like he has any intentions of going for the cover just yet! I think Machina wants to make sure that Jake is put down once and for all!
Rich Russillo: Michael Machina lifts Jake up into a fireman’s carry, AND NOW HE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE STEEL CAGE, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT THE ELECTRICITY IS NO LONGER A FACTOR WHEN IT COMES TO THE CAGE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT MICHAEL MACHINA HAS PLANNED RIGHT NOW, BUT HE HAS JAKE ON HIS SHOULDERS WHILE SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF THE HIGH VOLTAGE CAGE! MICHAEL MACHINA IS MAKING HIS WAY ON TOP, AND WHATEVER IT IS ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW, IT CAN’T BE ANYTHING GOOD!
Persephone: Honestly, this is the most interested I’ve been. I don’t know what he’s about to do, but it looks like he’s about to kill Jake Smith, and that’s perfect.
Tyrone Montgomery: Michael Machina has made it to the top of the cage, still carrying Jake on his shoulders! Michael remains seated up top, but he’s carefully repositioning Jake, seemingly having something in mind as these two are right above that huge pile with the electrified chair and all the light tubes! Wait a second… OH MY GOD, WHAT IS MICHAEL MACHINA DOING!? IS HE ACTUALLY ABOUT TO KILL JAKE!?
Rich Russillo: ***MICHAEL MACHINA JUMPS OF THE CAGE, AND DRIVES JAKE SMITH RIGHT THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES AND INTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR WITH THE MIDAS BOMB!!!!!***
Tyrone Montgomery: JAKE SMITH IS MOTIONLESS!!!! JAKE WAS JUST PUT THROUGH LIGHT TUBES AND SENT INTO AN ELECTRIC STEEL CHAIR, AFTER FALLING FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE CAGE!!! MICHAEL MACHINA IS BARELY EVEN ABLE TO MOVE, BUT JAKE SMITH IS DONE!
Rich Russillo: ADAM LUCAS IS USING THE LAST BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS AFTER THE DAMAGE HE’S TAKEN TONIGHT, TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO REACH OUT TO STOP THIS, BUT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO THANKS TO THAT HANDCUFF! HE’S TOO FAR, AND WHILE HE’S STUCK THERE, MICHAEL MACHINA IS SLOWLY ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OVER JAKE SMITH FOR THE COVER!!!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AAANDDDDD STIIIIILLLLLL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION… MIIIIIIIICHAAAAAEEEELLLLLLL MAAAAAAAAAAACHIIINNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd explodes as Michael Machina slowly rolls off of Jake Smith. ‘Apostle’s Warning’ begins to play once more, and Michael Machina just remains laid out on the mat, blood completely covering his face as he just takes the time to finally catch his breath. Slowly but surely Michael Machina is able to push his way back up, and the first thing he does is make his way over to Bea Valentine, who was still feeling the effects of her gruesome match against Milli Banks when she came out to help him. Machina lifts the Universal Women’s Champion up, holding her in his arms as he is given his EAW World Championship.)
Tyrone Montgomery: WOW! What a match! This was my first marquee event as a member of Voltage’s commentary team, and I don’t think there was any better way to end it than with this. So much happened tonight, and honestly, it looked like things were going the way of Jake Smith once Caroline was getting involved. Thankfully Bea Valentine helped put a stop to that, causing this match to see an explosive finish!
Rich Russillo: This match was phenomenal and definitely brought the best out of everyone involved. Adam Lucas was unfortunately forced to miss out on that final stretch thanks to those handcuffs, but he was undoubtedly a threat tonight, just like Jake was. However, we have our winner, and Michael Machina is STILL our EAW World Champion!
Persephone: So both Bea Valentine and Michael Machina are walking out of this with World titles? Gross. The last thing I’m interested in is a happy ending like this, but at least we just saw Jake die in the ring. That was good.
(Adam Lucas is still handcuffed to the rope, but thanks to him being conscious during the ending of the match, he was forced to watch everything play out. He is furious, and as he stares at the unconscious Jake Smith, he begins to speak to the man responsible for him missing out on the end of this match.)
Adam Lucas: (off-mic) Mark my words, Jake. As soon as I get the chance I’m dealing with you once and for all.
Tyrone Montgomery: Say what you want, but I think Adam Lucas has every right to be frustrated after what happened to him tonight. Not only did Caroline interfere, but he was handcuffed and unable to continue because of it.
Rich Russillo: It definitely wasn’t fair, but you know who’s to blame for that. It looks like Adam is not done with Jake just yet, but we’ll have to see what happens next week, as tonight wasn’t either of their nights.
Tyrone Montgomery: That’s right. Congratulations to our World Champions, Bea Valentine AND Michael Machina!
(The camera shows one more shot of the two World Champions standing in the center of the ring, with Caroline and Jake Smith laid out behind them as Adam Lucas is still stuck sitting against the ropes. Michael Machina is cradling Bea Valentine while carrying his EAW World Championship on his shoulder, and with this shot, Shock Value comes to an end as the camera fades to black.)
(The camera cuts backstage to Diamond Dixon in the middle of a photoshoot, confidently striking pose after pose for the camera as flashes go off. Fans can be heard cheering in the background at the sight of her on the screen. Suddenly, Cosmo Goldworthy slides into the frame and strikes a last second pose on the final shot before Diamond notices him and turns her attention toward him.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Am I interrupting something? :mjgrin:
Diamond Dixon: No, actually I was just finishing up. Thank you.
(Diamond gestures to the camera person off screen that they are finished for now, signaling that the shoot is over before turning her full attention back to Cosmo.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Good, because we need to talk.
(It’s clear Cosmo is ready to get serious about something, his tone shifting slightly as he looks directly at Diamond.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: As you know, Shock Value is coming up, and it’s a huge deal. Not just for me, but for you as well. Diamond, this is easily the biggest match of your career so far, and you’re stepping into the ring with someone the caliber of Minerva. On top of that, it’s in a match that you’ve never even competed in before. High Voltage. I’ve got to ask, what’s going through your mind right now? Are you nervous? Are you focused? What’s running through your head as we get closer and closer to Shock Value? Talk to me.
(Diamond clicks her tongue in disbelief, clearly unable to believe what she just heard.)
Diamond Dixon: Cosmo, is that even a real question? You’re asking if I’m “nervous” heading into Shock Value?
(Cosmo chuckles to himself, easing up a little as he realizes how that sounded.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Yeah… you know what, you’re right. I probably should have known what the answer to that question was going to be before I even asked it.
(Diamond gives him a look that practically screams “duh.”)
Diamond Dixon: Uh, yeah. You really should’ve. But it’s okay, because if you’re curious about what’s going through my head ahead of Shock Value, don’t worry. I’m focused. Remember, I accepted Minerva’s challenge. You think I didn’t know beforehand the possible doors that could open? Both for better and for worse? Sure, I’m not exactly thrilled about it being a High Voltage match and potentially sacrificing these good looks. But sometimes you’ve gotta be willing to walk through the fire in order to get somewhere. If I’m able to beat Minerva at Shock Value, then that’s me taking the next step in my career and getting closer now more than ever to where I need to be. And that’s the Championship picture. The very thing I came back for, Cosmo, was to become a Champion.
Cosmo Goldworthy: Well, you definitely look the part, that’s for sure. But since coming back, you’ve also been proving to everyone that you deserve it as well. You haven’t shied away from the work that it takes, and I respect that a lot. I learned first hand from being in the ring with you just how talented you are, and I’m glad to hear you’re focused ahead of Shock Value. In fact, I hope you’re confident heading into it too. Because honestly, I truly believe that you can beat Minerva.
(The crowd cheers.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Last week was just a preview of what you’re capable of, and you left her laid out on that stage for the whole world to see.
Diamond Dixon: And depending on what happens tonight, I might just go ahead and do it again if she’s not careful.
(Cosmo nods slowly, a small smirk forming across his face.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Fair enough. But I doubt she’s just going to take that attack lying down, so you might want to watch your back out there in case something happens. You know how Minerva can be when she feels disrespected.
Diamond Dixon: That’s true… but you also know how I can be. And the last thing Minerva should want is me going into Shock Value angry. Because if that happens, all that anger and aggression is going straight onto her, and she’ll regret ever issuing that challenge in the first place. It’s kind of crazy how all of this even started, isn’t it? At first, I would’ve been perfectly fine settling for a Tag Team Title match… but she just had to go and take things a step further.
Cosmo Goldworthy: Still, I’d say things worked out pretty well for both of us. You’re stepping into the ring with an EAW Hall of Famer, and the kind of opportunities that can come from that are massive. Diamond, she’s a former World Champion. If you beat someone like Minerva, that immediately puts your name in that same conversation. It puts you in that stratosphere. Sure, it’s not the Tag Team Titles like you originally wanted, but beating her puts you on a whole different level as a singles competitor. Which… let’s be honest, is where both of us really operate best anyway. But hey, speaking of titles, you’re not the only one with a chance to move closer to Championship gold at Shock Value. I’m sure you’ve heard the news by now. My match with NICK and Diego has been made a number one contenders match. Now yeah, it’s a triple threat, which kind of sucks in its own way. Meaning I don’t even have to be the one pinned to lose. But just like you, I’m confident I can get through those two chumps. Especially Diego. I’ve beaten him before, and I know damn well I can do it again.
(Diamond nods, clearly liking the energy Cosmo is bringing before raising a hand.)
Diamond Dixon: Just go easy on NICK, alright? I actually like the guy. The ferret though? Feel free to do whatever you want to him. Maybe something about that mustache of his. Singe it off if you have to.
(Cosmo lets out a small chuckle to himself.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: I’ll try… but no promises.
Diamond Dixon: Really, that’s all I ask. But honestly, for once I’m kind of glad the conversation has shifted to you instead of me. Because it’s important that you carry that same level of focus heading into Shock Value and go out there to win the number one contendership for yourself. Because I remember beating you—
(Cosmo raises an eyebrow at that, clearly amused by where this sounds like it’s going.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Oh, word? It’s like that now?
(Diamond quickly shakes her head, letting out a small chuckle once she realizes how that came out.)
Diamond Dixon: No, no, you’ve gotta let me finish first. I remember beating you and honestly being surprised by it. You’re a lot like me. You’ve got loads of potential, and it feels like a World Title run is inevitable somewhere in your future. But for some reason, things just haven’t been clicking the way they should yet. You’re not quite at that level right now, but I extended my hand to you because I could see that potential in you. I could see someone who just needed the right push and the right opportunity to prove what they’re capable of.
(Diamond gestures between the two of them as she continues.)
Diamond Dixon: And ever since then, I’ve been paying attention. I’ve been watching how you carry yourself out there, how you compete, and how you keep bouncing back even when things don’t go your way. That’s the kind of mentality it takes to make it in this place. That’s the kind of mentality it takes to become a Champion in EAW. So when I say I want you to go out there at Shock Value and win that number one contender match, I mean it. Because if you do… that’s another step forward for you.
(Cosmo nods along as he listens, clearly appreciating what she’s saying.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: You know what? I appreciate that. Seriously. And I’m not gonna lie, you’re right about one thing. Things haven’t always gone my way around here. But I’ve never stopped believing that I belong at the top of this place. I know what I’m capable of, and I know it’s only a matter of time before everything finally clicks the way it’s supposed to.
Cosmo Goldworthy: And honestly? Since we started working together, things have been looking up. I’m not saying it’s all because of you… but I’m also not not saying that either.
(Diamond chuckles slightly at that.)
Diamond Dixon: Wow. High praise coming from Cosmo Goldworthy.
Cosmo Goldworthy: Hey, I give credit where it’s due. This partnership? I think it’s been working out pretty great for both of us so far. You’re heading into the biggest match of your career against Minerva, and I’ve got a shot at becoming the number one contender. Sounds like a pretty good situation to me.
Diamond Dixon: I’d say so. Just make sure you handle your business out there.
Cosmo Goldworthy: Don’t worry about that. Shock Value? That’s my moment.
(Cosmo raises his fist toward Diamond.)
(Diamond nods and bumps fists with him.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Good luck out there tonight.
Diamond Dixon: You too.
(Cosmo turns and heads off down the hallway while Diamond watches him leave for a moment before turning her attention back toward the camera as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(Commercial for Showdown’s upcoming event, Reasonable Doubt.)
(Sunday Night Voltage continues as we transition to the ring, where we see Bella Braxton standing by. She has a smile on her face and a microphone in hand as she says…)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
( “Blood, Milk & Sky” by White Zombie begins to play in the P.A System with the lone spotlight where she is! The crowd here tonight in Chile giving her a negative reaction as she feels every noise surrounding before making her way down the ramp and towards the ring… )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM BUCHAREST, ROMANIA… WEIGHTING AT 122 POUNDS… MINERVA!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva has arrived for this tag team match but she’s not teaming with neither Selina nor Daniella but instead the opponent she’ll face next weekend at Shock Value in Diamond Dixon!!! Minerva and Diamond have had some heated back and forths with each other and with the two of them looking to be in a High Voltage match against each other… It’s going to be nothing more than a war between these two.
Thadd Blazevich: You said it best Rich, Diamond already secured a pinfall victory over Selina weeks ago but Minerva is going to look to deal with Diamond and perhaps cut her return to this company short!
Persephone: We should cut your tenure here as well Thadd.
Thadd Blazevich: Absolutely not broski! I’m here forever and ever and ever and–
Persephone: OK I GET IT!!
( Minerva gets into the ring as her music begins to fade off. Soon enough, “Nice To Meet Yah” by Asian Doll begins to play as out comes Diamond Dixon to more a positive leaning mixed reaction as she emerges from the stage not looking all too excited at the prospect of teaming with her Shock Value opponent. She makes her way down the aisle and towards the ring. 0
Bella Braxton: AND HER PARTNER…. FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS… WEIGHING AT 176 POUNDS…. DIAMOND DIXON!!!!
Rich Russillo: Diamond has been really impressive since coming back, scoring some nice victories against the likes of Cosmo Goldworthy who she’s now aligned with and the aforementioned Selina Reyes. Diamond looks to have one of the biggest challenges of career facing off against Minerva at Shock Value but with that said how will they do tonight, teaming together?
Thadd Blazevich: It’s going to be a struggle Imagine, even if the team they face may not be exactly employed by EAW. The power of trying to co-exist can easily go awry!
( Diamond enters the ring as she and Minerva stare each other down as we cut to two people already in the ring, looking to fight both Diamond and Minevra in action… )
Bella Braxton: AND ALREADY IN THE RING… AT COMBINED WEIGHT OF 312 POUNDS… RACHEL BROND AND LEXI BROND… THE BROND SISTERS!!!
Rich Russillo: We got a sibling tag team here tonight facing Minerva and Diamond! These two have practically known each other they’re entire lives, you can imagine their chemistry is going to be night and day compared to Minerva and Diamond.
Thadd Blazevich: They should at least be able to show out for this, I mean after all they are sisters..
Persephone: Maybe if they were twins but siblings??? Nah they’re dead meat.
( The referee signals for the bell… )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: The bell rings for this match as Minevra starts it off as she looks to fight off against Rachel Brond and…
Thadd Blazevich: DIAMOND JUST TAGGED HERSELF IN!! IT LOOKS SHE WANTS TO START THIS MATCH OFF AS MINERVA BRO HESITATES!!! SHE RELUCTANTLY HEADS TO THE APRON AS DIAMOND GOES RIGHT FOR A PUNCH TOWARDS RACHEL!!!
Persephone: But Rachel Brond ducks the punch towards as she runs up for a clothesline!!
Rich Russillo: IT’S INEFFECTIVE!! DIAMOND REACTS TO IT LIKE IT’S NOTHING!!! She grabs a hold of Rachel Brond and tosses her over towards her sister Lexi!!! That was some insane strength from Diamond!!
Thadd Blazevich: Now the other sister tags herself in as she tries to go for a lariat on Diamond but that gets dodged as Diamond bro goes right into a suplex and— IT CONNECTS!!! LEXI IS FLATTEN LIKE A PANCAKE AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!
Referee: TWO!!
Persephone: Lexi somehow kicks out of that as now Diamond pushes her towards her own corner and–
Rich Russillo: NOW MINERVA TAGS HERSELF IN!!
Thadd Blazevich: Diamond now stares right back at Minerva as she goes back into the apron herself as now– LEXI JUST NAILED MINERVA RIGHT INTO HER STOMACH!! ANOTHER PUNCH LANDS RIGHT ON HER FACE AS NOW LEXI GOES BACK INTO CORNER LOOKING TO TAG BACK IN RACHEL!!
Persephone: The Brond sister goes right after Minerva with a clothesline and– MINERVA DUCKS THE ATTEMPT!! They really thought they’re gonna nail that shit…
Rich Russillo: NOW DIAMOND CLOCKS ONE OF THE SISTERS IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD WHILE SHE WAS STILL ON THE APRON AND– MINEVRA GOES RIGHT INTO LOU THESZ PRESS!! PUNCHES AND FOREARMS BEING THROWN TOWARDS RACHEL BROND!!!
Thadd Blazevich: Diamond bro now enters the ring as she looks at Lexi Brond and– PICKS HER RIGHT UP FOR A SPINEBUSTER!!!! LEXI BROND NOW ROLLS OVER TO THE OUTSIDE AS DIAMOND FOLLOW SUIT AS–
Persephone: DIAMOND DELIVERS THE FACELIFT FACEBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE!! LEXI BROND IS OUT AS NOW MINERVA IS IN THE RING, LOOKING TO STRIKE AGAINST THE OTHER REMAINING SISTER!!
Rich Russillo: PARADISE LOST CONNECTS!!!! DELIVERS RIGHT ON RACHEL’S HEAD AND– I DON’T THINK MINERVA IS DONE YET!!! SHE’S PICKING HER RIGHT BACK AS DIAMOND CLIMBS BACK ON THE APRON!!!
Thadd Blazevich: They have begrudgingly worked together in this match even though they’ll be facing each other next week as Minerva bro has Rachel in position for…
Persephone: ATLAS FALLS!!! THE TWISITING BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS TO RACHEL AS MINEVRA AND DIAMOND STARE AT EACH OTHER AS MINEVRA GOES FOR THE COVER AND FOR THE WIN!!!
Referee: ONE!!!
Referee: TWO!!
Referee: THREE!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH… DIAMOND DIXON AND MINERVA!!!
Rich Russillo: That was a very deceive win for both ladies here tonight, even though you can feel the tension between these two as now Diamond enters the ring as both of their arms are being raised by the referee.
Persephone: Those stupid sisters stood no chance.
(After having their hands raised by the referee, Minerva pulls her arm away. She walks over towards the ropes and rolls out of the ring, walking over towards the timekeeper’s area where she receives a microphone. Diamond Dixon remains in the ring, waiting to see where this is going as Minerva walks back to the ring, sliding in before walking up to Diamond.)
Minerva: I never expected tonight’s match to be anything difficult, though I must ask if you actually think this did anything for you. I understand that when you first returned you were granted a similar match and back then you understood that something so trivial wouldn’t actually hold any weight so I’d expect you to carry the same opinion now, but after last week I’m not so sure. You seemed very proud of yourself for what you did, and I don’t blame you. You attacked me, and it didn’t fall apart the way one would expect it to. You were able to get the upper hand after your attack, though the way you’ve carried yourself makes me question if you think your actions will go unanswered. They won’t, and to be honest, after what you did I could’ve just thrown this match away altogether, all so I could give you what you desperately asked for.
Minerva: I didn’t do that Diamond, and do you know why?
(Diamond just rolls her eyes.)
Diamond Dixon: (off-mic) I bet I do.
Minerva: I’m sure. Last week we spun the wheel, and what it landed on told me everything I needed to hear. I never cared what the stipulation for our match was and I was vocal about this from the moment the potential stipulation became the topic of conversation. However, what I did not anticipate was it landing on High Voltage. You see, you spend a lot of time away from this company so I’m sure it has gone over your head, but High Voltage has always been the stipulation used for the main event, the World Championship match of Shock Value. Thanks to this it has gained quite the reputation, and it’s not one that is unearned. It’s an electrified steel cage. It was bound to give anyone who steps in it no choice but to fight, and now I’ve been placed in that cage. I’ll be competing in High Voltage, and of all the poor souls who could’ve found themselves inside of that cage with me, it’s you.
Minerva: I don’t mind waiting one more week to do what must be done, because once Shock Value comes around and running away is no longer an option, you’ll be trapped with me. You’ll be stuck in the worst match you could’ve possibly found yourself in, and you will get everything that’s coming to you.
(The fans begin to boo, in support of Diamond Dixon as the two women stare each other down. After some time, Diamond just walks over towards the ropes, gesturing towards the timekeeper’s area for a microphone. She waits as she is given one, before slowly walking back towards Minerva, beginning to speak.)
Diamond Dixon: See? Like I said, I knew what this whole thing was about. You weren’t about to pass up your big chance to send a message in the bloodiest way you can. I get it, ‘cause I would’ve had every right to lay your ass out and leave you to die just now and I didn’t do that, either. I’m not about to make stupid decisions and get in my own way just because you’ve been trying to get under my skin, and that’s the problem you’re not seeing. You don’t intimidate me. You think you can just throw your weight around and expect me to move a certain way because you’re a Hall of Famer, but that’s not who I am. You run your mouth a whole lot about the way my last runs ended here but even back then I wasn’t backing down from fights, so I don’t know what you thought was about to happen now, but let’s just get something straight. I’m not worried. Not at all.
(The fans begin to loudly cheer, and Minerva remains silent, letting out a brief smirk as she shakes her head. Before long, Diamond continues.)
Diamond Dixon: I haven’t spent the last few weeks pretending that you’re just anybody on the roster, but I’m also not gonna keep talking you up and pointing out everything you’ve done in this company when you come out here every week just to disrespect me. After everything you’ve done you really have some nerve bitching about what I did to you last week. This is exactly the kind of thing you’ve been doing all season long, so I really don’t wanna hear it. You did it with TLA, you did it with Jon Kelton, shit you tried it with me but I’m not about to do this with you. I beat you to the punch last week and I really could’ve done worse, but it’s like you said. Shock Value’s coming real soon, so I don’t need to get ahead of myself and start fights for no reason when I only need to wait one more week to enter that cage and beat you.
Minerva: So you’re committed to getting yourself hurt?
Diamond Dixon: Am I supposed to be afraid? I just got back to EAW. This all started because I decided I’d call my shot after beating another Champion, and you got your feelings hurt after seeing one of your girls drop the ball. You’ve been spending weeks going at me because I let outside circumstances get in the way of my career in the past along with whatever else you think gives you an excuse to just talk however you want. Last week was just a little reality check, that’s all. It wasn’t anything to be hurt about. That’s not what’s gonna happen at Shock Value. Shock Value’s gonna be a whole different story.
Minerva: You’re right. It will be a different story, because you’ve spent the last few weeks allowing yourself to live with the fantasy that you are actually capable of pulling off an upset against the woman whose last defeat occurred an entire year ago. You think highly of yourself and this is true of many of the people in this company, but there is a limit to where your arrogance can take you before you begin to dig your own grave. You reached that limit weeks ago Diamond, so I’m sure you can understand just what the problem really is. Your decision to attack me wasn’t a smart one, and it isn’t even because of the fact that you put your hands on me. I’m used to opponents deciding to take the fight to me. However, if you’re going to take the fight to me you must be prepared for what’s to come, and there is just nothing you can do to prepare for what’s coming your way.
(Minerva steps forward and right into the face of Diamond Dixon as she says this, staring into her face. Diamond doesn’t back down, but she does shake her head, not amused by her opponent’s words.)
Diamond Dixon: So what are you expecting? Shock Value’s next week. There’s no backing out of this and you know that, and besides. You know as well as I do that you’re not about to suddenly change my mind about this. From the start I knew accepting your challenge was a bold move, but most importantly it was my chance to go at it against a Hall of Famer and do everything I can to walk out of it with the win. I didn’t lay you out for no reason, Minerva. You love to talk a big game because of what you did to everyone else, but you’re not gonna get rid of me unless you get the job done in the ring, and I’m not leaving Shock Valley without finishing this.
Minerva: I’m sure you’ll try, but how far do you actually think you’re going to get? I understand that you don’t like it when I talk about your past, but I don’t do it without reason. I do it because I have worked my way to this position and fought my way to becoming the most dangerous this brand has to offer. I’m sure you’ve witnessed what I’ve had to endure to get to this point and what I’ve had to do to get here, and when I formed ToXXXin I didn’t do so for no reason. I did so because I saw something special in Daniella Atlas and Selina Reyes, and yet when you returned to EAW all it took was the interference of two people who will also lose at Shock Value for you to come to the conclusion that you deserve to climb to those same heights. You have yet to work to the same heights that they did, yet you think you’re in any position to demand respect.
Diamond Dixon: Yeah, I do. I’m not about to keep propping you up because you worked hard. Cool, so does most of the roster. I didn’t come back EAW just so I could have it easy, either. You’re the one acting like I’ve ever been against putting in the work, but if I was against any of that I wouldn’t be standing in front of you right now. Look, we don’t have to do this. We don’t need to keep going back and forth and talking about what we’re gonna do or whether or not you think I deserve respect. We’re gonna settle all of this when we let our actions do the talking next week, and I’m not about to take any of this lightly, Minerva. You can talk all the shit you want now but none of this is gonna matter if you can’t put your money where your mouth is, and I’m not afraid of stepping into that cage with you.
(The crowd cheers as Diamond stops speaking, staring at Minerva with a focused look on her face. There is a staredown between the two women, as a few words are shared between them off-mic. While it isn’t known what was said between the two, Diamond could be seen slowly nodding her head, before finally she shoves Minerva, causing the crowd reaction to rise.)
(Minerva stands still for a moment, thinking about what Diamond just did. She looks back at Diamond, before finally taking a step forward and shoving Diamond back as well, putting more aggression to it than Diamond did. There is clear tension between the two after this as the crowd reaction continues to wise, hoping for a fight to break out between the two. Minerva appears ready for whatever Diamond may do next. Diamond takes a moment as well, weighing her options as she considers fighting Minerva. However, Diamond slowly just lets out a smirk, raising her microphone to speak once more.)
Diamond Dixon: That’s fine. Don’t you worry, I’mma just wait for Shock Value.
(Diamond’s grin widens, before she turns and begins to exit the ring. ‘Nice To Meet Yah’ begins to play, and Minerva just watches as Diamond can be seen walking down the steel steps. Diamond maintains a confident look on her face, but as she turns towards Minerva on her way back up the ramp, it is clear that she is focused, and ready for the High Voltage match at Shock Value.)
Rich Russillo: Diamond Dixon choosing not to fight with Minerva there, which I am surprised about seeing how things were starting to get heated, but it seems both women are at a point where they’re willing to wait for Shock Value, as they know this is likely to reach a definitive end there.
Thadd Blazevich: You’re right, dude. Shock Value is totally the time for them to get wild, so I don’t blame them for saving themselves for then. Still, I can’t wait to see them go at it!
Persephone: Well at least they have something going for them. They were the lucky two to end up with High Voltage as their stipulation.
(Diamond Dixon slowly backpedals up the ramp, and she and Minerva stare each other down. With this final scene, Voltage begins to fade away from ringside.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, as Diamond Dixon and Minerva compete in High Voltage.)
(Sunday Night Voltage continues on as we see Chris Elite standing inside the ring with the Wheel of Death. The fans are cheering seeing this, knowing that they are about to see another stipulation revealed for Shock Value. Chris has a smirk on his face as he looks around in the arena before beginning to speak.)
Chris Elite: Welcome back to Sunday Night Voltage! Hope yall are having a good time tonight as we are a week away from Shock Value! We have a stacked card like only me and TLA could cook up but before we get there, I think it’s about that time that we start figuring out some of the last few stipulations for the show. Right now I don’t want to waste any time. We’re getting right to it, and we’re gonna find out the stipulation for the Specialists Championship number one contenders match. So, all three of you competing in that match, go ahead and get out here.
(‘Let Me Hear’ by Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas begins to blast through the P.A System. Out comes Saori Aizen who gets a not so pleasant reaction from the crowd here tonight in Chile. She looks around in the arena, with viciousness in her eyes as she begins making her way down to the ring. She doesn’t seem concerned about the wheel, ready for whatever it may bring.)
Rich Russillo: Saori Aizen is out first and it’s been an eventful one for Saori since she returned to Voltage on the week after King of Elite! ARIA took Saori out back at Road to Redemption and for a moment we thought it was going to be a while before Saori came back to EAW but she returned in the only way she could and that’s making some noise.
Thadd Blazevich: For sure Rich! She interfered in ARIA’s tag match with Candice weeks ago and the two even got into a brawl but our GM bros decided to separate the two, keeping them apart for the time being as Saori now finds herself in a contendership match where she battles Eris and Ashlynn and it will be great opportunity for either of them for sure.
Persephone: Quit riding, Thadd.
(Saori enters the ring as her music begins to fade off. Soon enough ‘Deathbed Companion’ by Chelsea Grin begins to play, as Eris Morti begins to walk out with a sinister demeanor to her presence as she makes down to the ring with a mixed reaction coming from the crowd.)
Rich Russillo: Eris Morti is coming out now and she is someone with a lot of potential as while she is someone relatively new in the scope of Elite Answers Wrestling, she’s been widely impressive and you best believe an opportunity like this isn’t going to go unnoticed for a talent like Eris Morti.
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, Eris had been away from wrestling for a while until EAW caught her attention to the high level competition she noticed and I’m sure she has her eyes set on winning this match and coming after Auburn Ware’s Specialist Championship!
Persephone: She’s a weirdo if you ask me, though she isn’t insufferable like the next person that’s going to come out.
(Eris climbs up the steps and enters the ring as well as her music then fades off. Eris smiles seeing Saori Aizen, and she waits. Finally, ‘Tears’ by Sabrina Carpenter begins to play as out comes Ashlynn Quinn, who gets a negative reaction from the crowd. She makes her way down the aisle and to the ring where Chris Elite, Saori Aizen and Eris Morti are standing by.)
Rich Russillo: Last and certainly not least, Ashlynn Quinn is out here and out of everyone in this match, she’s a former New Breed Champion herself! She won that title back at Pain for Pride and now that she’s no longer champion, she had her attention towards the specialist championship and you can imagine Ashlynn wants nothing but another accolade to her resume.
Thadd Blazevich: She scored the pinfall win in the six-person tag team match, pinning NICK who had beaten her at King of Elite. Ashlynn bro can be kinda out there but she has proven to everyone she can be a champion and she might do it again if she wins this contenders match.
Persephone: God do you just wanna be everyone’s friend Thadd.
( Ashlynn enters the ring as her music then fades off too. Chris then begins to speak… )
Chris Elite: Aight, since y’all are here, you know the drill. One of you can go ahead and spin the wheel, and whatever it lands on is the stipulation for your match.
(The three women look at each other for a moment. Eris Morti remains in the corner of the ring, while Ashlynn Quinn looks at her two opponents, uncertain of what to think of the wheel knowing the kinds of competitors that they are. However, it is Saori Aizen that ultimately walks over to the wheel, wasting little time spinning it. The wheel spins, and spins as everyone awaits where it’s gonna land…. It lands on… )
Chris Elite: Hold on… That’s not bad. Looks like we got ourselves a “100 Cattle Prods” match!
(Hearing this, the crowd reaction rises, but it’s filled with mumbling. The audience is confused by what this match is, as are Eris, Saori, and Ashlynn.)
Ashlynn Quinn: So… What is this?
(Chris doesn’t look too thrilled by the confused response, but he begins to answer.)
Chris Elite: I guess that’s on us for not explaining it, but I thought it was pretty obvious what it meant. Anything goes as usual with matches around here, except ringside is gonna be filled with cattle prods, which the three of you can use however you want. That title’s not gonna be an exaggeration either, so y’all can keep going shocking each other for as long as you want.
( The crowd seems intrigued hearing this, and a grin widens on the face of Eris Morti. Saori Aizen seems content with this stipulation, while Ashlynn Quinn remains focused, not letting this news get to her. However, Saori turns towards Ashlynn, beginning to speak.)
Saori Aizen: Well with this information in mind, I do have to ask you Ashlynn Quinn, do you still want to compete? You have a history already of choosing to protect yourself rather than prioritizing victory, and a stipulation like this gives us all the freedom in the world to torture each other until the fight has left our bodies. Is this really the kind of fight you wish to take part of? Knowing you, it sounds more like the kind of battle you’d wish to avoid.
( Ashlynn upon hearing this takes offense and responds to Saori by saying… )
Ashlynn Quinn: Ummm… Excuse me!? You think a cattle prod is going to stop me competing in this match? Maybe you forgot what happened after you decided to be all rude and cost us our match, but last week should’ve shown that I’m taking this quite seriously, thank you very much. Saori, this is for a chance at another Championship, a title that will belong to me once I beat you girlies and go after the Specialists Championship. You two already saw how serious I am about this when I worked with the two of you, and we even worked well even though we’re… Different. Clearly I’m taking this just as seriously as the two of you. I want to turn my season around, so if I need to compete in a cattle prod match to get there it’s EXACTLY what I will do, so don’t even go there Saori.
(Hearing how serious Ashlynn is about this, Saori grins.)
Saori Aizen: Yes, I will admit that the last few weeks were quite amusing. However, your desire to “turn your season around” means very little to me. Need I remind you that you were not forced to miss months of your season like I? Any loss you suffered was your own. You are only in this position due to your own inability. If anyone is going to make the most of the opportunity this match presents it is I, and do understand Ashlynn Quinn, I am willing to put you through unimaginable pain in order to make this happen. The two of you have granted me an interesting experience, but I won’t let anything stand in the way of achieving what I already should have by now, which is winning my first Championship in this company.
(The fans boo hearing this, and there is a brief staredown between Saori Aizen and Ashlynn Quinn. However, Eris Morti slowly walks up to the two women with a smile still on her face, before finally beginning to speak.)
Eris Morti: 100 Cattle Prods… This is an interesting one, isn’t it? It’s not too flashy, but it doesn’t need to be. The weapons are all laid out for us, and all we’ll need to do is pick them up and treat each other as if we are merely livestock. It really is fascinating seeing the kind of matches this company can offer, and I am grateful that my chance to experience this firsthand will come against the two of you. You argue about your desire to change the course of your season and better yet to wear gold around your waist, but none of this will matter unless you can survive this. This will be a blood bath, and an occasion like this is one we should enjoy to the fullest. What I saw while we were all allies intrigued me, so I want to see what the two of you can do, knowing that I intend to leave this bout as the number one contender to the Specialists Championship.
(Saori Aizen laughs after hearing this, quickly beginning to respond.)
Saori Aizen: Oh, how interesting indeed, Morti. You and Ashlynn Quinn have granted me opportunities to see exactly what you may offer, and I did not dislike what I saw, though you must know that this stipulation will not give you any advantage, especially not towards me. Perhaps towards Ashlynn Quinn this would be the case unless her words really were the truth, but the world of hurt and pain is guaranteed to come from me. Destruction is in your calling.
Eris Morti: And that we shall see. I certainly hope you are as vicious as you say.
(Ashlynn Quinn steps forward after these words, beginning to speak once more as she looks towards Eris.)
Ashlynn Quinn: You don’t need to expect anything else from Saori, ‘k?? She was fine a few weeks ago, but I don’t like people costing me my matches or disrespecting me, and I’m not about to take any disrespect from you, either. If you ask me, the big threat you need to worry about in this match is the former New Breed Champion, me! Saori is just going to get herself injured like she did at Road to Redemption–
(However, that comment from Ashlynn was enough for Saori to blast Ashlynn with a punch to her jaw! A fight immediately begins, as Saori jumps on top of Ashlynn before beginning to nail some severe punches. Seeing this, Eris Morti wastes no time joining the fray with an excited look on her face.)
Rich Russillo: ALL HELL AS BROKEN LOOSE!!! SAORI IS ATTACKING ASHLYNN- BUT ERIS MORTI CLOBBERS SAORI IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD, BEFORE PULLING HER OFF OF ASHLYNN!!! MORTI AND SAORI ARE FIGHTING NOW BETWEEN EACH OTHER AS THIS SITUATION IS GETTING CHAOTIC!!
Thadd Blazevich: NOW ASHLYNN BRO IS BACK ON HER FEET AS SHE’S LANDS AN ELBOW TO MORTI AND A PUNCH TO SAORI!!!! THESE LADIES ARE GIVING EACH OTHER HELL, AND I CAN’T SAY I’M SURPRISED, DUDE! THEY’RE CRAZY!!
Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN KNOCKS ERIS AWAY WITH A FOREARM, BEFORE CATCHING SAORI WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! ASHLYNN TRIES TO PULL SAORI IN- BUT SAORI PULLS BACK BEFORE CATCHING ASHLYNN WITH AN UPPERCUT! ASHLYNN TURNS AROUND-
Thadd Blazevich: BEFORE AVOIDING A BIG BOOT FROM ERIS, CATCHING SAORI AS SHE STUMBLES TOWARDS THE ROPES! Saori now falling through the ropes and out to the apron, meanwhile Ashlynn and Eris quickly go at it! Ashlynn grabs Eris from behind, but Eris is able to force Ashlynn off of her with a back elbow! Ashlynn tries to go back in-
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT A SECOND! LOOK UP THERE! SAORI AIZEN DESCENDS FROM THE SKY WITH A DIVING DROPKICK TO BOTH WOMEN!!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DUDE, WAIT!!!
Persephone: HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH!!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE IS DOWN!!! THE LADIES CRASHED INTO HIM AFTER THE DROPKICK! CHRIS FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AND PULLS HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES!! CHRIS DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY WHATSOEVER AS HE ALSO DROPPED HIS MICROPHONE!!
Chris Elite: (off-mic) MAN WHAT THE FUCK??? HEY, SECURITY COME GET THEM!!!
(Soon enough security guards come running down the ramp as they slide in the ring to separate all three women from each other! An angry Chris Elite gets back on his feet and picks his microphone back up as he yells…)
Chris Elite: I’M FINING YALL $50,000 EACH FOR DOING THAT SHIT AND KNOCKING ME DOWN!!! GET MORE SECURITY OUT!!
(All three Elitists managed to squeeze in more punches to each other until even more security separated them fully as pissed Chris Elite leaves the ring as the final scene of the segment sees each other women leaving in different parts of the arena! Sunday Night Voltage continues forward elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where Saori Aizen, Ashlynn Quinn and Eris Morti face off in “100 Cattle Prods”.)
(The camera returns, fading back to ringside and towards the commentary table. The camera pans over towards Thadd Blazevich, who looks excited as he sits in front of the camera, ready for the upcoming announcement as he begins to speak.)
Thadd Blazevich: Hell yeah, bros! Looks like I got the chance to choose one of tonight’s Shock Value rewind matches, and you know what? My first Shock Value as a commentator got me feeling nostalgic. We’re gonna take it all the way back bros, all the way back to 2020! We’re about to see an awesome main event between Andrea Valentine and Charlie Marr for the EAW World Championship, and bros, I hope you all didn’t forget! This is an Electrified Steel Cage of Death, with Malcolm Jones as the special guest ref!
(Thadd smiles, and the fans right behind him can be seen cheering in anticipation for the following rewind match. After this, the camera fades away from ringside.)
[SCREENBAR – SHOCK VALUE 2020.]
James Peters: Ladies & Gentleman, welcome back to the Voltage exclusive event, Shock Value! Coming up next, the thrilling main event, EAW’s World Champion defends her title against her toughest challenge yet. Andrea Valentine defends her world championship against ‘The Libertine’ himself, Charlie Marr, in an Electrified Steel Cage of Death Match! This match looks to be an absolute classic, the clash of these two epic elitists! Both competitors have become masters of their craft, carving their names in EAW’s history books. Both having achieved unholy heights of success in the past, becoming champions, main eventers, and absolute superstars! Though tonight they will do battle for the same prize, EAW’s most prestigious title, The EAW World Championship. Andrea Valentine aims to successfully defend her title against ‘Main Event Marr’, but such is easier said than done.
Rich Russillo: I couldn’t have said it better myself, James. Though neither competitor will enter this bout with a distinct advantage. Both will have to deal with the lethal electric cage that surrounds the ring, and who cant forget the added stipulation, Malcolm Jones will serve as the special guest referee! Both Jones and the electrified steel cage will play an interesting and potentially detrimental role in this match. Will Andrea Valentine’s reign on the top continue, as she further ascends the mountain to EAW’s hall of champions, or will we see the sun set on the championship reign of Andrea Valentine, and signal the darkness of the return of the Charlie Marr era?
James Peters: Only time will tell, Rich! As you previously stated, the electrified steel cage will certainly play quite the interesting role in this match, as will Malcolm Jones’ involvement as the special guest referee! Man, and I haven’t even talked about all those weapons yet either, but that’s most certainly enough jibber-jabber from us, Rich! Let’s dive right into this tremendous main event!
(The lights dim as baseline of an unfamiliar instrumental begins to play as the beat continues to build, suddenly blue spotlights begin to beam onto the stage and the text on the titantron appears as “MALCOLM JONES”, and the song picks up.)
(‘Christopher Walking’ by Pop Smoke begins to play as Malcolm Jones struts onto the stage, wearing his typical black bomber jacket, sunglasses, and gold chains. Under the jacket of course, is a referee shirt.)
“NIGGAS SAYING THEY OUTSIDE… NIGGAS SAYING THEY OUTSIDE!”
“SEND THE ADDY WE GON SLIDE…. AIR IT OUT WHEN WE ARRIVE”
(Malcolm takes his time strutting down the ring displaying a swagger and confidence that only he can.)
“SHE LOVE HOW I TALK… SHE KNOW THAT PAPI OUTSIDE SHE KNOW I’M THE KING OF NEW YORK!”
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WOOOORLLLDDD CHAMMMMMPPPPIIIIIOOOONNNSSSHHHIIIPPPPP!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE OF THE MATCH, ‘BIIIIIGGGGGGGG 0999922222MLBBBOOAAAAA’, ‘BIG PAPI LOCCSTA’, ‘THE BIG WOO’.. MALLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM JOOOOONNNNEESSSSSS!!!
(The Shock Value crowd erupts in cheers, as they are quite thrilled to see Malcolm Jones make his entrance to the ring as his theme continues to play.)
Rich Russillo: It’s safe to say somebody misses Pop Smoke. Malcolm has yet another new theme done by his late friend who walked him out to this very match back at Bloodsport.
(Malcolm Jones nears the ring, and looks up at the electrified cage. A dark look crosses his face as he no doubt thinks back to the last time he was inside this very structure. Things didn’t go well for him, and it was all because of one man… Charlie Marr. The audience is quiet because they realize the gravity of the situation. It’s an ugly reality for all three people involved tonight, and no one really has any clue as to how it’s going to play out.)
James Peters: Now, Rich, Malcolm Jones is quite the character. His brash and, well, at times, distasteful, up-in-your-face style has earned him quite the reputation amongst EAW’s elitists. Jones comes from the streets of Harlem, and has a chip on his shoulder larger than Xander Payne’s backpack belly. Though, I suppose, Jones personality and character has brought him much success and has led him to unprecedented levels of fame and fortune.
Rich Russillo: “Distasteful”? From another, more thorough perspective, one could say his attitude is simply, genuine. Malcolm Jones hasn’t had it easy in EAW, and despite what anyone may think of his “abrasive” character, one cannot deny that he has worked for every dime he’s earned and every inch of ground he’s gained. Malcolm Jones has certainly proven why he is more than world class caliber, though he does have history with both Andrea Valentine and Charlie Marr. For better or for worse, it will be quite the task for Malcolm Jones to contain his emotions and use an unbiased standpoint to ensure that the winner of this match truly deserves to be the reigning EAW World Champion.
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta begins to play as Charlie Marr’s malicious intent is felt throughout the arena. Charlie and Jordie Marr begin to make their way onto the Shock Value stage. Through a chorus a boo’s, Marr delivers a look of pure hatred to Malcolm Jones. The two make their way go the ring filled with various weapons, as Charlie tries to keep his cool in front of one of his biggest enemies thus far, the man officiating this match.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… Accompanied by Jordie Marr… From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… Weighing in at 240 pounds.. ‘THE LIBERTINE’ CHAAAAARRLIIIEEEE MAAARRRRRR!!!!
(The crowd sends negative chants and boo’s towards Charlie, expressing their dislike of the brash Englishmen, and support of Andrea Valentine.)
James Peters: Rich, let’s talk about Charlie Marr for a hot second. Marr’s by far one of the most polarizing, charismatic, and accomplished Elitists to ever lace the boots. Though, he doesn’t utilize this charisma to gain any appreciation from EAW’s audience, in fact, he uses it to do quite the opposite. Charlie’s misogynistic remarks and abrasive behavior towards his fellow elitists has built him quite the reputation on Voltage. Marr seemingly couldn’t care less what the fans, his peers, or quite literally, what anyone thinks of him, his tactics, or his attitude. Charlie has achieved unearthly success on Voltage, and throughout EAW as a whole. Marr isn’t focused on success anymore, he has moved on to bigger, badder goals. He aims to burn a warpath through the heart of Voltage, to dismantle any-and everyone in his path, and he doesnt give a fuck what anyone has to say about him.
Rich Russillo: That’s exactly right, James. Charlie has proven himself time and time again, as one of the most prolific competitors in all of EAW. We’ve spoken before about the lengths a competitor will go to in order to achieve their success, and how these limits will often hold one back from their true potential. Charlie Marr not only recognizes this, but he absolutely defies it. And sense of morality and/or ethics, Charlie Marr has zero regard for, and will dismiss at a moment’s notice. Though as I said, this is one of the elements that has brought Charlie Marr so much success. I mean, simply look at his accolades, former EAW World Champion,
EAW National Elite Champion, and EAW Unified Tag Team Champion, amongst many others such as his elimination record at Grand Rampage. His rapid rise to the top of EAW’s ranks is the stuff of legends, and looks to add to that legend tonight. Charlie’s unforgiving attitude is complemented by an array of violent, deadly, and horrific offense. He utilizes many different styles, but primarily sticks to a brawler-esq style. Though that shouldn’t downplay his technical skill, ability, and in-ring process. Marr is gifted, incredibly athletic, and, as previously stated, will go to any lengths to win. Andrea Valentines title reign is in imminent danger, this challenger is out for blood, and blood will be spilled tonight, that I can assure you. Neither Andrea, nor Charlie, will leave this match unscaved. Both will bear the scars of war, but only one will sit atop the throne.
(Charlie Marr approaches the cage, looking up at it and then finally at Malcolm Jones. He scoffs at his rival, but to his credit, Malcolm remains stone-faced and focused.)
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX begins to play, as pink and purple lights strobe throughout the arena, Andrea Valentines entrance video appears on the titantron, as Andrea Valentine makes her way to the stage.The EAW World Championship strapped tightly around her waist, she looks once down at her EAW World Championship, then up at Charlie Marr, then begins to make her way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent.. From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 110 pounds, SHE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION… AAANNNDDRRREEEAAAA VVAAAALLLEEENNTTIIIIIINE!!!
James Peters: An incredible introduction, for an incredible champion. Andrea Valentine is one of EAW’s most dedicated, passionate, and skilled competitors to date. Her character, her spirit, and her nobility couldn’t be further from that of Charlie Marr’s. Valentine’s charisma is through the roof, and EAW’s audience just can’t find any reason to go against Andrea. She is noble in victory and defeat. She maintains an incredibly high level of respect for the sport, her peers, and herself. Andrea Valentine’s dreams have become a reality, through hard work, dedication, and a disregarding her doubters’ notions. Andrea Valentine has an exceptional character, she is an inspiration, motivation, and role model, she followed her dreams and dreamed her goals into reality. She now sits atop EAW’s food chain, The EAW Champion.
Rich Russillo: Couldn’t have said it better, James. How can you not respect Andrea’s character and honor? Though it is not only her exceptional character that has gotten her to where she is today. Valentine is extremely athletic, powerful, and intelligent whilst in the ring. She utilizes gymnastics, striking, submissions, anything you can think of, Andrea is sure to do it! Her in-ring prowess and IQ have led her to unseen heights of success, here in EAW. A former two-time Specialists Champion, Openweight Champion, and of course, the current EAW World Champion! Andrea looks confident in herself tonight, which she will need to be. One shred of doubt and Charlie Marr will take advantage of it, dismantle you, dissect you, finish you, and take your title. She’ll need to pull all the tricks out of the bag tonight!
(Andrea Valentine approaches the ring, a look of stone cold pride on her face. She is ready to do battle with her toughest challenge yet. She glances at Charlie Marr, a serious expression and message written across and blank face, she is all business tonight. Andrea Valentine breaks a slight smile to Malcolm Jones, then retreats back to the turnbuckle, unbuckling the title from her waist and handing it to Malcolm.)
(Malcolm looks down at the title that once upon a time he held, the very title he will be competing for at Grand Rampage, and holds it up in the air. After the fans get a good look at the prize that is on the line tonight, he passes the belt off and the cage begins to lower. It’s already sparking, the electricity apparent, and once it’s settled, Malcolm calls for the bell.)
James Peters: Andrea Valentine is ready, Charlie Marr is chomping at the bit to get going, this main event is ready, here we go!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: Charlie Marr quickly rushing Andrea, pressuring her back to the corner. Marr attempting to muscle Andrea with that 125-plus weight advantage. Andrea manages to fight her way out of the corner, and we’re back to square one. Marr attempting to impose his will from the get-go, but Valentine won’t let it happen. Marr attempting BIG BOOT, but Andrea avoids it…AND NAILS CHARLIE WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST! Andrea is so quick! Charlie looks absolutely disgusted, Andrea cracks a small smile at him..This is gonna be good! Both competitors lock horns once again, but it’s Charlie Marr who gains the early advantage, using a hip toss to plant Andrea Valentine on the canvas, immediately tying her up in a headlock, not letting Valentine up to her feet. Marr shouting and scoffing at Andrea, who’s still attempting to fight out of this, but Marr’s grip is like that of a constrictor. That vice grip around the neck of Andrea Valentine.
(The crowd begins to chant and clap for Andrea, doing anything they can to will her back to her feet.)
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine feel’s the energy of this Shock Value crowd, she’s slowly making her way to her feet….Valentine is back to her feet! Delivering yet another spinning backfist to Marr! Andrea now coming back off the ropes – But Charlie stops her with a nasty boot to the midsection, then quickly follows up, attempting a snap suplex! But Valentine escapes out the back door, then latches herself onto Marr, looking for an Octopus Stretch submission! Charlie quickly rolls out of the grip, then delivers a dropkick to Andrea Valentine! What a sequence from these two! Valentine is down, but Marr is just getting started, heading out to the apron, looking for a big move!…Charlie Marr slingshots himself over the top rope, looking for an elbow- But Valentine rolled out of the way at the very last second! No water in the pool for Charlie Marr! Now it’s Andrea Valentines turn…OOOHHH, OUCH! A DOUBLE STOMP TO THE ARM OF MARR, LOOKING TO DISLOCATE AND BREAK THE ARM OF CHARLIE MARR! Andrea Valentine already displaying her edge, an early example of what she will do to retain her title! Marr lifting himself back to his feet, BUT ANDREA HAS ANOTHER IDEA! BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES, LANDS THE BACK-HANDSPRING AND NAILS CHARLIE MARR WITH A STIFF ELBOW TO THE JAW! MAIN EVENT MARR MIGHT’VE JUST LOST A FEW MAIN EVENT TEETH!
James Peters: Referee Malcom Jones is right on top of the action as Charlie Marr is stunned on the mat! Andrea Valentine is in full control of the match right now after that insane elbow! Valentine waits patiently until the referee gets out of the way… and she’s right back on the attack! CROSS ARMBREAKER!!! It’s locked in! Andrea Valentine has Charlie Marr right where she wants him! Is he going to tap? Charlie fighting through with all the strength he has, Marr tries to roll over, trying his best to escape the hold! OH NO! Charlie Marr just shoved his free hand right in Andrea’s face! The eye rake! Andrea Valentine is screaming in agony as Marr is just gouging her eyes! A little retribution for what happened earlier! Andrea has to let go of the CROSS ARMBREAKER! Charlie Marr is free! Andrea is stunned and blinded! She gets back to her feet… BIG BOOT!!! Charlie might very well have taken her head off with that big boot! Andrea Valentine collapses to the canvas as Malcom Jones looks on!
Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr doesn’t go for the cover just yet. He wants to savour each and every single moment of this beating. He is staring a hole in Malcolm Jones as if he is saying “Mess with me and I’ll make sure that what I have in store for Andrea Valentine tonight is nothing compared to what I’ll do to you”. Now Marr picks Valentine up with a handful of hair. As she’s getting back to her feet, Charlie stares at the electrified cage with a twisted smile on his face. OH NO. Is he going to do it? Andrea is defenseless… Charlie Marr picks her up, he’s going to throw her into the electrified cage! NO! ANDREA REVERSED AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT!!! SHE JUST SENT CHARLIE MARR CRASHING INTO THE ELECTRIFIED C… WAIT!!! MARR MANAGED TO PUT AN ARM UP AND HE MANAGED TO TOUCH THE CAGE WITH JUST ONE HAND!!!
James Peters: Andrea Valentine jumps back and watches in delight as Charlie Marr got a first taste of electricity! Thankfully for him, he managed to somehow parry the hit and all he got was a light shock throughout his right arm. He still looks like he didn’t really enjoy it though! Andrea just gave him some space because she doesn’t have the same experience that Marr does in this match. She wants to test the waters so to speak and see just how dangerous this cage is for herself.
Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr has now fully recovered and he is irate! He charges in, but Andrea is quick! She ducks underneath, avoids his clothesline and hits him with a drop kick of her own off the rebound, as the crowd rejoices! Andrea glances at the trash can of weapons… but she decides to stay on Charlie Marr instead. Just straight up wrestling skill from the champ up until now! Andrea picks Charlie back up… HEADBUTT!!! WHAT A HEADBUTT FROM CHARLIE MARR!!! ANDREA IS STUNNED!!! Marr on the offensive now, he catches Andrea and hits her with a SNAP SUPLEX!!!
James Peters: Impressive Suplex from Charlie Marr who somehow managed to turn things around! Now Marr is the one looking at the trash can of weapons with a sinister smile on his face. He approaches the stash. What is he going to find? A KENDO STICK!!! Charlie Marr with a Kendo Stick in his hands! He glares at Malcolm Jones! The Kendo stick is surely bringing up memories from Bloodsport and their previous encounter! Let’s see if Charlie Marr is going to do to Andrea Valentine what Jones did to him last year! Andrea is back to her feet… WHAT A SHOT!!! RIGHT IN THE GUTS! Andrea Valentine collapses to the mat! ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE KENDO STICK!! To the back of the Champion this time around! A sick thud echoes throughout the arena as Andrea Valentine is in trouble!
Rich Russillo: Charlie now is right on top of Andrea Valentine! CROSSFACE APPLIED!!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! Charlie is looking straight at Malcolm Jones as if he was saying “Hey, does this look familiar to you?” Shades of Bloodsport 2019 but this time the roles are reversed! Charlie Marr is cranking up the pressure, using the Kendo Stick right across Andrea’s face! The Champion has to fight back! The crowd is firmly behind Andrea, they are trying their best to will her back in this fight! And she is fighting back! A stiff elbow to the chest of Marr! Another one! Andrea is almost free… Marr has to release the hold, both competitors are stumbling back to their feet… RUNNING KNEE LIFT FROM CHARLIE MARR! He just nailed her! Andrea collapses to the canvas as Malcolm Jones looks on!
James Peters: Oh boy wait a minute! Marr and Jones are staring at each other. Charlie Marr takes a few steps towards him, it looks like he has something to tell him. Malcolm Jones has something to tell Marr as well, apparently! A lot of tension brewing between these two! And that Crossface definitely brought back some memories that should’ve been left buried in the EAW Archives!
Rich Russillo: Forget about the archives! Malcolm Jones and Charlie Marr are about to throw hands! Gentlemen please! Keep your composure! Don’t do things that you are going to regret later on… WAIT! ANDREA VALENTINE JUST HIT MARR WITH THE KENDO STICK!!! RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!! PAYBACK TIME! Charlie Marr is down to his knees… ANOTHER SHOT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE AS THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!!
James Peters: Andrea Valentine just gave Charlie Marr a taste of his own medicine and it tasted like sweet, sweet revenge. Malcolm Jones seems to be enjoying the show too! Marr though is still in this fight, he’s already back to his knees as if the hits he just took were nothing. What’s going to stop this man!? Andrea Valentine drops the Kendo Stick, she’s going to do this the old fashioned way! Andrea charges in… VALENTINE’S MASSACR— NO! CHARLIE STOPPED HER RIGHT IN HER TRACKS! ANDREA WAS ABOUT TO PLANT HIM WITH HEAR HEADSCISSOR DRIVER BUT HE REVERSED IT! HE IS DEADLIFIGHTING HER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! NO WAY!! CHARLIE MARR JUST POWERBOMBED ANDREA VALENTINE RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIFIED WALL!!!
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine just got electrocuted by the steel cage! This is not looking good for the champion… Charlie Marr tries to seize the opportunity with a cover… For the Championship!
ONEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOO!!!!!
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James Peters: Kickout! Kickout! Andrea Valentine is still alive! I don’t know how in the hell she just did that but she did! Andrea Valentine was just electrocuted by this damn death trap of a cage and she dug deep enough to kick out! We have to give her credit, Rich. If anyone’s a fighting champion it is Andrea Valentine!
Rich Russillo: Fighting champion my ass! Charlie Marr just isn’t finished putting this bitch in the damn ground! And he’s about to prove it right now! Charlie Marr dragging Andrea Valentine across the ring by her hair! Marr pulls Valentine up and is looking to hurl her back into that cage- but Andrea Valentine reverses! Marr is sent sailing towards that cage wall! Marr manages to stop himself right before he crashes into it. Charlie Marr with the ‘clever girl’ smirk as he shows just how on top of this entire match he-
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE MARR’S SKULL! The Libertine gets knocked FACE FIRST into that electrified cage and BY GOD I can smell the hair burning off his face as we speak! What in the actual hell! Andrea Valentine might’ve just turned this match right back around into her favor! Charlie Marr exploding backwards and smacking the mat hard as Andrea Valentine takes a quick breather. One that she has earned.
Rich Russillo: Charred-lie Marr twitches on the mat as he pushes himself back up to his feet. There’s a moment in which Marr and Malcolm exchange glares but Malcolm doesn’t make a move and Marr just shoves himself right back up to his feet. A couple of lines are etched across Marr’s face. A memento from Andrea Valentine’s quick thinking. But Marr’s after her like a caged beast that’s just been let off his leash! Valentine stands her ground and rushes Marr! Marr takes her over with a quick arm drag! Valentine pops right back up but Marr is right there with a vicious kick to Andrea’s leg! Andrea Valentine is sent right back down to the mat!
James Peters: Charlie stomps at Andrea but Valentine rolls out of the path of Marr’s boot! Valentine’s back on her feet and Marr is headed straight for her! METEORA! METEORA FROM ANDREA VALENTINE! And she takes Charlie Marr down with that one! Andrea Valentine rolls back up to her feet as Marr tries to keep up with the speed and agility of Andrea Valentine. Valentine pulls Charlie back up to his feet but Marr doubles her over with a quick kick to the gut! Charlie backing up now and he catches Andrea with a BRUTAL running knee lift right up under the chin! Andrea’s stumbling around on her feet and Marr has her in his sights!
Rich Russillo: SPEAR! JESUS CHRIST! THE LIBERTINE WITH A BODY BREAKING SPEAR TO ANDREA VALENTINE! Andrea Valentine is broken clean in half! Charlie Marr’s not letting up! Marr goes to town on Valentine’s skull. Malcolm Jones crouching to get a better look at Marr. Charlie hesitates and stares back at Malcolm and that’s the only opening that Valentine needed! Andrea Valentine with a stiff headbutt to Charlie Marr! Valentine shoves Marr off her and rolls back up to her feet. Malcolm Jones backing off with a smirk on his face, taking a moment to brush off his shoulder. Marr smacks the mat as he gets up to his feet.
James Peters: Andrea Valentine looking to even the score and leaps at Marr! Marr catches Andrea and he’s looking for THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! BUT ANDREA VALENTINE REVERSES! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS… INTO AN OCTOPUS STRETCH! HOLY SHIT! WHAT A MOVE! SHE’S GOT MARR RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HIM! Andrea Valentine showing true innovation in what might be the match of her career!
Rich Russillo: Valentine stretching Marr as far as she can! Marr looks like he’s in tremendous pain as Valentine tugs harder! Marr is struggling to get himself free but Valentine is not letting up! Malcolm Jones is right there to check and see if Marr is going to give up! Marr shakes his head in defiant anger! Malcolm shrugging and stepping back as if he hadn’t a care in the world. Considering the history between Jones and Marr, I wager to say he actually doesn’t!
James Peters: Marr using his insane strength and power to turn himself around. Marr stomps towards that trash can full of weapons! I don’t think I like where his mind is right now! Charlie Marr fights against Valentine’s grip! She tries to hold on but Marr is just too strong! Marr pulls his arm free and reaches up to grab Andrea by the hair! MARR YANKS ANDREA VALENTINE OVER HIS HEAD… AND SLAMS HER RIGHT INTO THAT TRASH CAN OF WEAPONS! HOLY FUCK! Weapons are everywhere! Andrea Valentine is down and Charlie Marr has backed off to the side to try and shake off the effects of Valentine’s supreme submission hold.
Rich Russillo: Andrea Valentine isn’t moving, folks! She’s sprawled out on that trash can and the weapons and her back has to be in some serious pain! Marr standing himself up straight again and Malcolm Jones is right there in his face again! Marr and Jones staring each other down right here in the center of this damn ring! I don’t know about you, James, but I think we’re about to see these two men go at it! It’s been brewing since that damn bell rang and now’s as good a time as any!
James Peters: I think you might be right, Rich! We’re about to see Marr and Jones 2020!! Wait, I think Andrea’s stirring but Charlie’s focused on Jones right now! Andrea Valentine crawling over to the two men that clearly hate each other! Neither Charlie Marr or Malcolm Jones are backing down! Wait! Andrea Valentine’s back on her feet… and she’s holding a baseball bat! Marr’s back is to her! She could take him out right now and walk away with this match! What is she doing?! Hit him! HIT HIM, ANDREA!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM JONES GOES DOWN! Valentine swings that baseball bat point-blank onto the forehead of Malcolm Jones. Charlie Marr luckily sidestepped at the right moment as he sits with a potent smile on his feet. The pearly white stripes of Charlie Marr brighter than ever while Valentine remains to be in a state of shock from mishap. Talk about a malfunction at the junction here as Valentine returns her attention back onto Marr and turns around.
James Peters: MARR SHOOTS THE GUT AND SNATCHES BOTH ARMS!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! NO!! VALENTINE PULLS AWAY, GRABS HIS WRIST, TWIRLS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Marr ducks the kick, holds onto her wrist and picks her up in a pump handle motion. Andrea rolls over his shoulders, evading the maneuver and shoving him into the corner. The Libertine collides into the turnbuckles and reels into the middle of the ring while VALENTINE GOES AIR-BORNE OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!! AND GROUNDS CHARLIE MARR WITH A SENSATIONAL MOONSAULT!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones is still out under the bottom rope as The Libertine scrambles over onto his feet, exhausted and battle-wounded. VALENTINE LEAPS, AND CLUTCHES HIS NECK!! LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZEEE!! MARR SNATCHES HER AND COILS HIS ARMS AROUND HER NECK! THE LIBERTINE STRENGTHENS THE SLEEPER HOLD BEFORE PULLING HER DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!
James Peters: ANDREA MANAGES TO BREAK FREE OF THE HOLD! SHE WHEELS ONTO BOTH FEET AND CARVES A HOLE INTO THE HEART OF CHARLIE MARR WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST. VALENTINE DRIVES THE WIND OUT OF MARR AS BOTH ELITISTS RISE UP TO THEIR FEET. ANDREA LANDS A BICYCLE KICK ON MARR BEFORE REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES… MARR POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR AND GRABS HER ARMS AS SHE COMES DOWN! POP-UP DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!
Rich Russillo: Andrea escapes the hold, takes him down by his legs and leaps up for another double foot stomp. Marr rolls out of the way, brings Valentine down into a school boy and deadlifts her off the ring canvas! POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! THE LIBERTINE SENDS ANDREA CRASHING UNPROTECTED INTO THE BUCKLES AS MARR NOW RICOCHETS FROM THE ROPES!! CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGG CROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
James Peters: A CANADIAN DESTROYER!! ANDREA PREVENTED THE CHARING CROSS DISCUS LARIAT BY SNATCHING HIS ARM IN MOTION, PLACING HER LEGS AROUND HIS HEAD AND FLIPPING HIM OVER TO SPIKE HIS HEAD WITH A DEVASTATING FLIP PILEDRIVER. VALENTINE OUTSMARTS THE LIBERTINE WITH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER AS SHE CRAWLS AND MOUNTS HER ARM OVER THE TORSO OF CHARLIE MARR FOR THE COVER!!
(Malcolm Jones gingerly rises and counts at a slower pace.)
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Rich Russillo: MARR GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Andrea Valentine looking down onto the battlefield with determination, most likely brainstorming what to do next in her mind of hers. I have a feeling Malcolm is concussed judging from how he got slugged with a baseball bat straight to the head. He uses the ropes to get up to his feet while Andrea impatiently waits in the corner. SHE JUMPS UP ONTO THE LIBERTINE’S NECK! ATOMIC BLONDE!!
James Peters: NO!!! HE MOVES UNDER HER LEGS AND PROJECTS HER ACROSS THE RING WITH A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX. ANDREA ENDURES A NASTY COLLISION ON HER NECK AS THE LIBERTINE NOW WINDS UP THE LARIAT!! AND TWISTS AROUND!! CHARRRRRINNNNNNG CROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CARTWHEEL ESCAPE!! ANDREA EVADES THE CHARING CROSS LARIAT ONCE AGAIN AND HURDLES ONTO MARR FOR A GUILLOTINE CHOKE! MARR HOWEVER IS QUICK TO GET CONTROL AS HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS WHILE VALENTINE REMAINS LATCHED ONTO HIM!! WHAT THE!??!!
James Peters: A CRADLED VARIATION OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD AS MARR ROLLS HER OVER AND SHOOTS THE HALF!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION CROWNED!!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Rich Russillo: ANDREA KICKS OUT!!! IF THIS WAS A CARTOON, SMOKE WOULD BE STEAMING OUT OF CHARLIE’S HEAD AS HE IS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!! THE LIBERTINE IS APOPLECTIC AS HE GETS IN THE FACE OF MALCOLM JONES. He is yelling at him to count faster with a clearly vile tone, but Malcolm remains unfazed by his insults. He locks eyes with him as he painfully marches his way over to Andrea. He situates him on the top turnbuckle, grabs both arms and pulls her out. I THINK HE’S GOING FOR A DRAPING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! ANOTHER NEW VARIATION OF THE QUEEN IS DEAD AS HE SMIRKS AT MALCOLM AND GOES FOR IT!!
James Peters: BUT VALENTINE GETS HER FEET OFF THE ROPES, HOISTS MARR UP AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A VICIOUS EXPLODER SUPLEX!! MARR BOUNCES OFF THE BUCKLES WHILE VALENTINE GINGERLY ASCENDS TOWARDS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.. THE LIBERTINE PAID THE PRICE FOR GETTING HIS EYES OFF THE PRICE. ANDREA VALENTINE IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! SHE VAULTS OVER!! V-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAYYY!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE MARR SNATCHES HER IN MID-AIR!! WHAT IMPECCABLE TIMING FROM THE LIBERTINE AS HE HAS HER HUNG SUSPENDED UPSIDE DOWN FROM HIS SHOULDERS. VALENTINE STRUGGLES TO ESCAPE FROM THE HOLD, WAVING HER ARMS AND SCREAMING AS MARR CARRIES HER AROUND…
James Peters: SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!! MALCOLM JONES LANDS THE SOLE OF HIS BOOT INTO THE JAW OF CHARLIE MARR WITH A SUPERKICK AS HE IS NOW ON SPAGHETTI LEGS. THE LIBERTINE IS IN LA-LA LAND AS ANDREA REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! THE RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKERS!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MARR POPS HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! SHE WAS SO CLOSE TO RETAINING HER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AS MARR MANAGED TO REACH DEEP INSIDE AND GET HIS SHOULDER UP. Marr somehow was able to kick-out not only a superkick by Malcolm Jones, but the Love Haze neckbreaker shortly after it!
James Peters: Malcolm anxiously in the corner, annoyed by Marr’s resilience as Valentine slowly pulls herself up to her feet. What in the world does Andrea Valentine have to do in order to diminish the threat of Charlie Marr? Andrea walks over to the corner and retrieves the baseball bat. Jones cautiously takes a few steps back as Marr gingerly stumbles onto his feet. VALENTINE SWINGS IT FORWARD!
Rich Russillo: AND DRIVES IT INTO THE CHEST OF MARR!! The hit sends Marr off his feet, crashing onto the mat chest-first as Valentine follows it up! SHE LIFTS IT UP IN THE AIR AND BLASTS IT ONTO THE BACK OF THE LIBERTINE!! VALENTINE SHOWING NO REMORSE as she places her foot onto the neck of Marr and holds the baseball bat once again into the air.. VALENTINE STRIKES THE BAT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!
James Peters: BUT MARR CATCHES IT BEFORE ANY HARM CAN BE DONE! Marr slowly bringing it down before snatching it out of Valentine’s hands! Valentine slowly brings herself back but not before running over to Marr at a quickening pace as Marr keeps the baseball bat down like a weight. MARR CRACKING HER RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT! Andrea falls to a knee as Marr quickly grabs her and lifts her off the ground. MARR RUNNING RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH ANDREA OVER HIS SHOULDERS SLAMMING HER BACK FIRST INTO IT!
Rich Russillo: Andrea stumbles to the ground as Marr separates from her trying to catch a breath while he can. Marr has his signature wicked smirk through that crimson mask of his as that’s the face of a cold-blooded killer right there. Marr grabbing Andrea by the hair as she slowly begins to pull herself up with big perseverance as he runs towards the ropes! MARR THROWS ANDREA RIGHT INTO THE CAGE!
James Peters: Marr just can’t help but give a sinister laugh as a disgruntled Malcolm Jones is forced to watch on as Andrea is given a volt of electricity! Andrea is diminished on the ground but Marr isn’t done as he slowly brings her up once more. MARR THROWS HER INTO THE CAGE AGAIN! Andrea collapses down to the floor as there seems to be no end to the method of Charlie Marr’s madness.
Rich Russillo: Marr slowly bringing her up once more as it seems third times a charm for The Libertine. Andrea being lifted into a spinebuster position is it time for The Headmaster Ritual?! HOLY! MARR JUST SLAMMED ANDREA BACK FIRST INTO THE CAGE! Marr pushing her against the cage as long as he can before he lets go in pain! Now it’s just Marr picking up the pieces as he goes for the pin and Malcolm is forced to count it. Could we possibly see a new EAW Champion?! Marr looking at Malcolm with a clear look of anger after that Superkick, but if he can win right here none of Malcolm’s actions would have mattered!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE! SHE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! CHARLIE MARR CAN’T BELIEVE IT! FOR ALL WE KNOW ANDREA COULD’VE BEEN DEAD BUT SHE’S ALIVE!
(The camera cuts momentarily to Jordie Marr at ringside. She has a face of fury as she clearly wanted this match done for and Charlie to come out victorious as planned by the dastardly duo)
Rich Russillo: Well sometimes we just can’t get what we want as Andrea is clearly still fighting through this match through skin and bone. Charlie is thinking for a moment as he’s on his knees exhausted and tired as he watches Andrea slowly move around like a twitching corpse. Marr finally up to his feet as he wastes no time bringing Andrea up to her feet slowly. He pulls her in is this an attempt to finish this once more! MARR THROWING ANDREA INTO A DDT POSITION IS IT TIME?! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
James Peters: THE QUEEN IS ALIVE! :blessed:!!! ANDREA SLIDES OUT AND GOES BEHIND MARR AS SHE GRABS HIM! ANDREA WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX SLAMMING MARR NECK FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CAGE!!! MARR SLAMS INTO THE CAGE AND PLOPS BACK TO THE GROUND SHAKING IN PAIN AS ANDREA QUICKLY FALLS INTO THE CORNER AS CHARLIE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! ANDREA RUNNING TO MARR AS HE GETS UP WITH A VOLT OF SHOCK SIZZLING THROUGH HIS BODY! XOXO!!! THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE ON CHARLIE AS ANDREA GOES FOR THE PIN WITH DESPERATION ON HER FACE!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
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Rich Russillo: MARR IS ALIVE! HE POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AS ANDREA SITS UP WITH A FACE OF SHOCK! MALCOLM JONES CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS WELL AS HE WANTED TO END THE RAMPAGE THAT CHARLIE MARR HAS PUT BOTH OF THEM THROUGH IN THIS MATCH! Marr with his eyes wide open in pain, shock and everything in-between as every so often you can see him slightly twitch in response to his flesh being charred to little pieces.
James Peters: Andrea slowly bringing herself up. Andrea watching Marr as he rolls around in pain like a wounded animal. Yet the endurance of Marr as he slowly brings himself up. He shivers as he slowly turns to Andrea. Andrea standing there as they both close in and give stares of death to each other. Andrea looking up to the 6’4” Charlie Marr with no fear as Charlie shakes his head in furious anger.
Rich Russillo: MARR TAKING THE FIRST SHOT AS HE SWINGS A SOLID RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF ANDREA’S FACE! But Andrea going low and tackling Marr to the ground! Andrea swinging solid punches right to the face of Marr as Marr quickly grabs the ropes and pulls himself as he clutches the bottom rope with all his life. Andrea not wasting any time as she quickly runs to the opposing ropes and back as Marr realizes with wide eyes! ANDREA WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!
James Peters: WITH NOBODY HOME! CHARLIE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS ANDREA CRASHES INTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE ONCE MORE! Andrea quickly rolling away yet quickly pulling herself up through pain as she just accumulated more shock from the unforgiving cage. Marr on his knees as Andrea runs towards him. MARR! MARR JUST HIT ANDREA WITH SOMETHING! IT’S-
Rich Russillo: THE RAILROAD SPIKE! BOTH MALCOLM JONES AND CHARLIE MARR KNOW THIS WEAPON ALL TOO WELL AS THIS WAS THE WEAPON THEY BOTH UTILIZED AT BLOODSPORT! Malcolm Jones is seething with anger as he watches Andrea getting impaled right in the forehead by the railroad spike! Charlie looking at Malcolm with a smirk as he yells at him profane words.
(Charlie slowly begins to approach Malcolm still making it known that he clutches the railroad spike in his hands. He holds it up to Malcolm’s face with the dull end pushing it into his chest with anger on his face. Charlie knows that Malcolm is a loose cannon and can attack him at any moment, it was shown when he superkicked his head off earlier in this match to help Andrea. And Malcolm knows what Charlie is capable of, no matter how much he hates him and despises him, his word is his word. They don’t attack each other or anything, they stand still, stagnant, whatever was left from Bloodsport was built up at this exact moment. Jordie Marr is at ringside looking at them both trying to get a sense about what they’re going to do. Tensions boil as they both stare each other down before Marr looks back and points to the heap on the floor that is Andrea Valentine and yelling at Malcolm)
Charlie Marr (Off-Mic): YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN, AND TAKE ANY FUCKING CHANCE I HAVE OF WINNING THIS MATCH LIKE YOU DID BEFORE, AND I MAKE HER, AND YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL MORE THAN IT ALREADY WAS! I’M IN CONTROL! NOT YOU!
Malcolm Jones (Off-Mic): Shut the fuck up King Neptune, you won’t do shit.
James Peters: Charlie arguing with Malcolm both giving each other a piece of their mind as Charlie Marr does not see the arising problem he turned his head away from the focus on Malcolm. As Andrea is slowly pulling herself up giving an unforgiving stare right to the back of Charlie Marr’s head as she rises from the ashes of where she once fell. Charlie turning around with anger as Andrea is ready! ANDREA SNATCHING THE RAILROAD SPIKE OUT OF CHARLIE’S HAND! Charlie pushed back as he swings for the fences. CHARLIE GETS GUTTED BY THE RAILROAD SPIKE AS ANDREA IMPALES IT RIGHT INTO HIM!
Rich Russillo: Charlie is stunned as he gets pushed away and grabs his gut in pain. Andrea grabs Charlie what is she thinking?! ANDREA SLAMS CHARLIE FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE! A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AS CHARLIE SCREAMS IN PAIN! What is going to happen now as Andrea grips the railroad spike in her hand with determination like no other. HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE JUST IMPALED CHARLIE MARR WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE AS MARR IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE AND THE SPIKE! MARR IS DEAD! MARR IS DEAD! HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ANDREA QUICKLY LEAPS FOR THE PIN AS MALCOLM JUMPS FORWARD IN EXCITEMENT AND BEGINS TO COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
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Rich Russillo: OH MY! DID CHARLIE MARR JUST KICK OUT OF THAT ONE AS WELL?! CHARLIE LEAPS FORWARD AS HE BRINGS HIS SHOULDERS UP WITH A BURST OF ADRENALINE COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS! BOTH ANDREA AND MALCOLM CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS THEY BOTH EXCHANGE GLANCES!
James Peters: Malcolm is shaking in anger as Marr still might have a chance to push on in this match! Andrea moving back for a moment as she slowly brings herself up with shock still on her face as she falls into the corner with somewhat exhaustion. Look at Jordie Marr on the outside soaking up this moment as she has a face of exasperation and happiness.
Rich Russillo: Andrea watching Charlie slowly regain movement as he begins to bring himself up to the loud jeers of the crowd as they don’t want to see The Libertine live another day.
James Peters: CHARLIE IS BACK ON HIS FEET AND ANDREA LUNGES FORWARD WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOOD SOAKED BLONDE MURDERESS BUT CHARLIE MARR IS AN ENTITY ALL ON HIS OWN! HE KICKS THE SPIKE FROM HER HAND, GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER INTO THE CORNER! LOOOOOOOORD I CAN’T BELIEVE CHARLIE MARR IS ALIVE AT THIS POINT BUT HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE SEEN THIS FROM THIS MAN?!
Rich Russillo: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEARD IN ALL OF WRESTLING FLIES AT ANDREA AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO HER FACE! ANDREA SLUMPS TO THE MAT AND CHARLIE BEGINS TO KNEE THE HELL OUT OF HER! OVER AND OVER MARR’S KNEE STRIKES ANDREA’S FACE AND IT’S TAKING EVERYTHING IN MALCOLM JONES NOT TO STEP IN AND BREAK IT UP!
James Peters: He would be completely out of line in doing so because anything goes in this type of match! He can’t break up this absolute assault by Charlie, and Andrea looks to be pretty defenseless right now. Charlie finally snatches her up by the hair and he pulls her to the apron. I’m worried :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Charlie Marr just ripped the shirt from his own body and he is wrapping it around the neck of Andrea Valentine! Marr is strangling the champ and she is struggling for breath right now! Andrea is in danger of being choked out right now, but if I know Charlie, he is going to want to send one hell of a message to Malcolm right now! He releases Andrea but he’s got her by the wrist. What the hell is he doing?!
(Charlie has begun to carefully loop the shredded t-shirt through the electrified openings on the cage. Whatever shocks he gets from doing this don’t seem to faze him much. After threading the shirt through the opening he points at Malcolm.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Her blood is on your hands.
James Peters: CHARLIE HAS ANDREA’S WRISTS AND HE IS TYING THEM UP WITH THE T-SHIRT! SHE IS NOW ATTACHED TO THE ELECTRIFIED CAGE AND CHARLIE PLANTS HIS FOOT RIGHT ON HER FACE! HE IS PRESSING ANDREA’S FACE AND HEAD AGAINST THE CAGE AND HE IS GOING TO KILL HER! THIS IS TO MUCH! SOMEONE HAS GOT TO STOP HIM!
Rich Russillo: :lupe: MALCOLM GRABS CHARLIE FROM BEHIND, BUT CHARLIE NAILS HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW! MARR SLIPS BETWEEN THE ROPES AND HE NAILS MJ WITH A LOW BOW! MALCOLM IS DOWN! ANDREA IS HALF DEAD TIED TO THE CAGE! CHARLIE MARR IS STANDING TALL! THIS MAN MADE A VOW TO RUN THROUGH EVERYONE ON VOLTAGE! HE WANTS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BACK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO GET IT! ANDREA’S DREAM RUN AS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO COME TO A SCREECHING HALT BECAUSE OF CHARLIE MARR!
James Peters: CHARLIE HAS RETRIEVED THE RAILROAD SPIKE AND HE IS MAKING HIS WAY BACK TOWARDS MALCOLM JONES! MALCOLM IS STRUGGLING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AFTER TAKING THAT SHOT TO THE BALLS, AND CHARLIE LOOKS READY TO SEND MJ BACK ON VACATION! CHARLIE RAISES THE RAILROAD SPIKE ABOVE HIS HEAD AND BRINGS IT DOWN ON MALCOLM!!!!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM GETS HIS HANDS UP! HE DEFLECTS THE SPIKE AND SWIPES CHARLIE’S FEET OUT! CHARLIE IS DOWN AND MALCOLM WRESTLES THE SPIKE AWAY FROM HIM! MALCOLM ENDS UP WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE AND HE JAMS IT RIGHT INTO CHARLIE’S RIGHT SHOULDER BLADE! CHARLIE IS HOLDING HIS SHOULDER AND MALCOLM MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO WHERE ANDREA IS TETHERED TO THE RING! HE FREES ANDREA AND DRAGS HER BACK INTO THE RING! SHE IS BARELY STIRRING AND MALCOLM SLAPS HER IN THE FACE! :lupe:!!
James Peters: ANDREA’S EYES FLUTTER OPEN AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S STARTING TO REALIZE THAT THERE IS STILL A MATCH GOING ON AND THAT SHE’S STILL IN IT! SHE HAD ONE HELL OF A SHOCK…. No pun intended… AFTER BEING TIED TO THE CAGE AND HAVING HER FACE AND HEAD PRESSED AGAINST IT! THERE’S NO DOUBT SHE’S FEELING THAT! IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE TOUGHNESS AND THE HEART OF ANDREA VALENTINE. SHE’S STILL GOT THE CHANCE TO RETAIN THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE HAS GOTTEN BACK UP!!!!
James Peters: Blood is just pouring from the wound in the right shoulder, though! I don’t like how he is favoring it. Charlie staggers over towards Andrea and Malcolm just hauls her up to his feet! He steps back as Charlie swings, and somehow Andrea gets her arm up to block! Andrea blocks the right hand and throws one of her own! Her punches have significantly less impact at this stage of the game and Charlie doesn’t even seem to feel it! He grabs Andrea by the hair and headbutts her, causing her to drop to a knee! Charlie kicks her in the face and uses his good arm to grab Andrea by the back of her jeans and drag her over to the ropes! He drapes her throat across the bottom rope and places his foot on her neck, forcing all of his weight down on it! Andrea struggles underneath Charlie, which only seems to egg him on!
Rich Russillo: He finally removes his foot and leans down, pulling her up and towards the center of the ring! He kicks Andrea onto her back and places his foot across her face.
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Count.
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic): No.
(Charlie’s cruel blue eyes widen and he turns his gaze towards Malcolm. Malcolm is staring at Charlie with nothing but hate in his eyes. Charlie glances down at Andrea, who isn’t really moving, and he snaps his fingers at Malcolm.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Right your wrong and count the fucking pin.
James Peters: Malcolm Jones is refusing to count and this has to be what Charlie feared the most coming into this match. He knew it was going to be almost impossible to win, even if he had the match won! Malcolm isn’t going to budge, and the wild look in Charlie’s eyes right now tells the whole story.
Rich Russillo: Honestly, I’m just wondering what Charlie expected. I get that his anger may have gotten the best of him, but really? Does Charlie not remember low blowing him? Malcolm may be the referee of this match, but he’s still the man that was screwed out of the EAW Championship for Charlie in this same structure! Charlie had this coming in all honesty. It’s a shame too, he really had a huge chance of winning the title. Charlie had a chance, and he blew it.
(Charlie slowly removes his foot from Andrea’s face, thinking about the problem he’s facing. Due to his own actions, Malcolm Jones has completely quit being an impartial referee, and now he’s refused to count for Charlie at all. At this rate, pinning Andrea Valentine has now become impossible for Charlie Marr.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Just count already. You’re just gonna make me hurt her even more doing this.
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic):… And?
James Peters: Malcolm still refusing to count, and now Charlie just sighs, probably in acceptance. Charlie now grabbing Andrea, AND HE LOCKS IN THE TRANQUILITY! MALCOLM WON’T COUNT HIS PINS, SO NOW IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE IS GONNA TRY AND WIN THIS MATCH BY SUBMISSION! ANDREA DOESN’T HAVE MUCH LIFE IN HER, ASSUMING SHE HAS ANY AT ALL, THIS SHOULDN’T TAKE LONG, I THINK WE HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION!
(Malcolm Jones begins looking elsewhere, purposefully ignoring Charlie having Andrea in the submission.)
Rich Russillo: Oh come on! Andrea is out, she has to be, but Malcolm doesn’t have a care in the world! This isn’t right! Charlie’s just realized what’s going on, and he’s furious, but he’s not taking it out on Malcolm! Instead, he’s just dragging Andrea to her feet, and I don’t like what’s coming. Charlie grabbing Andrea, AND HE SENDS HER CRASHING INTO THAT ELECTRIFIED CAGE, GOD THIS CAN’T BE GOOD FOR HER-
James Peters: ANDREA TURNED IT AROUND AT THE LAST MOMENT! I THOUGHT SHE WAS OVER AND DONE WITH, BUT SHE JUST SENT CHARLIE INTO THE CAGE BEFORE PULLING HIM IN FOR A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP! MALCOLM WITH THE COUNT, AND HE LOOKS EAGER TO GET IT OVER WITH!
ONETWOTHREE!
Rich Russillo: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!? CHARLIE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO KICK OUT, BUT THERE’S NO WONDER WHY HE NEARLY LOST! DID YOU SEE HOW FAST MALCOLM JUST COUNTED!? THAT’S NOT FAIR AT ALL! CHARLIE STARING RIGHT AT MALCOLM, WHO CLEARLY LOOKS PROUD AT WHAT HE DID- BUT LOOK AT THAT! ANDREA NAILS CHARLIE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, CAUSING BOTH HERSELF AND MAIN EVENT MARR TO COLLAPSE TO THE MAT! CHARLIE WAS JUST ELECTROCUTED AND NOW HIT WITH THAT HUGE KICK, I CAN’T IMAGINE HE’S IN GREAT SHAPE RIGHT NOW, BUT HOW ON EARTH IS ANDREA STILL FIGHTING!?
James Peters: At this point, I think “Because she’s Andrea Valentine” is the only way I can answer that. Jordie looks furious with what’s going on as she’s just shouting harsh words at Malcolm, but unfortunately for her and Charlie she can’t exactly get inside the cage due to the electricity flowing through it. Andrea and Charlie, they’re both amazing, but you’ve got to imagine that at this rate there’s only one way this match could go. Unless Charlie Marr literally kills Andrea, I don’t think he’s going to walk out of this match with the title.
Rich Russillo: That’s why I’m more worried for Andrea. Charlie was probably already willing to kill Andrea before. Now, I wouldn’t be surprised if he sees it as a mission. Both Charlie and Andrea are slowly getting back to their feet, and you can already see it in Charlie’s eyes. He is going to kill Andrea Valentine if Malcolm doesn’t give in.
James Peters: ANDREA GOES RIGHT AFTER CHARLIE WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! CHARLIE MIGHT HAVE TO GET HIS HANDS EVEN DIRTIER THAN USUAL TO WIN THIS ONE, BUT ANDREA WON’T SIT BACK AND LET THAT HAPPEN! CHARLIE EASILY PUSHES HER AWAY THOUGH, BUT ANDREA IMMEDIATELY CHARGES BACK TOWARDS HIM- JUST TO BE MET WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! CHARLIE GRABBING ANDREA NOW, AND HE SENDS HER INTO THE-
Rich Russillo: HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW BY ANDREA! Somehow Andrea has reached a second… No.. Third.. Maybe a fourth wind in this match! Andrea is doing whatever it takes for her to retain this Championship, and right now she’s literally giving this her all. Andrea now running the ropes while Charlie gets back to his feet, AND TH-
James Peters: THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!! CHARLIE JUST HIT ANDREA WITH THE HEADMASTER RITUAL, BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S FINISHED JUST YET! JUST LIKE WE SAID, CHARLIE WILL HAVE TO KILL ANDREA OR GET MALCOLM TO GIVE IN AND OFFICIATE LIKE HE’S SUPPOSED TO, So at this point, I think this match is about to become torture for Andrea! Honestly, if I were Andrea I’d just give up, but we all know that she’s not the type of person to do that. Even if it costs her her career.
Rich Russillo: Charlie just placed Andrea on the top rope, and now he’s looking inside that bent up trash can for something. He’s digging all the way in the bottom of it and… He has a small bag. Charlie has a bag in his hand, and right now he’s just staring right at Malcolm. You could already tell from the look he’s giving, and even what he said BEFORE all this went down, that he blames Malcolm Jones for what’s coming, and to be honest I do too. Charlie now opening that bag, and oh. My. God.
James Peters: Charlie just poured a bunch of thumbtacks into the center of the ring. This is bad. Charlie now approaching Andrea, and this could honestly be tragic for Andrea after everything she’s already been through. Charlie climbing up top win Andrea, and now he’s trying to pick her up in a superplex position! DON’T DO IT CHARLIE, DON’T DO THIS-
Rich Russillo: ANDREA MANAGED TO SLIDE UNDER CHARLIE OFF THE TOP ROPE! CHARLIE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TRY AND PULL HER INTO THAT SUPERPLEX, BUT ANDREA MANAGED TO FREE HER ARM AND SLIDE UNDER HIM! CHARLIE IS SHOCKED THAT ANDREA MANAGED TO ESCAPE HIS GRASP, BUT-
James Peters: MALCOLM JUST HIT CHARLIE IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! CHARLIE IS IN PAIN, AND NOW ANDREA IS CLIMBING UP ONTO CHARLIE FROM BEHIND! CHARLIE WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD AFTER BEING HIT IN THE BACK, AND THAT JUST GAVE ANDREA THE OPENING SHE NEEDED!! THIS IS IT, TO RETAIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! AVALANCHE ATOMIC BLOOOOONNDDDEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS, AND CHARLIE JUST WENT FACE FIRST INTO THAT PILE OF THUMBTACKS!!!! ANDREA VALENTINE JUST SENT CHARLIE RIGHT INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS, AND NOW SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GO FOR THE COVER! MALCOLM IN POSITION, AND EVERYONE, I THINK THIS MATCH IS OVER! I THINK ANDREA VALENTINE HAS DEFEATED CHARLIE MARR, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND STIILLLL YOUR EAW WORLD CHAMPION… AAANNNDDRREEAAA VVAAAALLEEENNTIIIINNEE!!!!!
James Peters: She did it. Andrea Valentine beat Charlie Marr.
Rich Russillo: I don’t know what else to say but.. Malcolm Jones’ life is going to become a nightmare.
James Peters: THAT’S what you have to say? :skip:
Rich Russillo: Well, yeah. Malcolm slammed that steel chair into Charlie’s back. Malcolm screwed Charlie over when he was supposed to be an impartial referee. Congratulations to Andrea Valentine, but I’m just saying. You can’t truly expect Malcolm to go unscathed after this, can you?
James Peters: Charlie screwed Charlie. Dating back to last year’s Bloodsport, he had this coming. He screwed Malcolm Jones out of that very title Andrea holds. Early this season. Tonight, he messed with Malcolm, and even ended up low blowing the man. It was only a matter of time. The superkick was clearly only a fraction of what Malcolm had stored for him. He stabbed Charlie with a railroad spike for crying out loud! Honestly, him screwing Charlie over probably isn’t much compared to what he’d like to do to him either.
Rich Russillo: Whatever. Charlie probably does deserve this. Doesn’t make Malcolm’s actions fair at all.
James Peters: Well, life isn’t fair sometimes. Anyways, I’m James Peters. That’s Rich Russillo. Goodnight everyone, and we will see you all on Voltage. Assuming we even have a roster after tonight.
(‘Roll With Me’ hits to the loudest crowd reception of the night as Andrea Valentine slowly manages to get to her feet while an actual official opens the cage door with a pair of gloves on. He hands the title to Andrea Valentine, and in the middle of the ring Malcolm holds Andrea’s arm up, before he allows Andrea to celebrate. Jordie Marr is crying over how unfair the match ending was to Charlie as Charlie is laid out in the ring, while the camera begins to fade out for the final time tonight.)
(The feed then moves towards the backstage area, camera panning around before meeting with Damon Lazarus, in casual training gear; most visibly a hoodie and a pair of shorts. Damon would keep walking around the hallway, glancing with disinterest at certain workers or even wrestlers he’d walk by, knowing they all had contributions to the dire state of today’s professional wrestling scene and continued to plague the sport, and, even if Damon wanted to kick all of their heads off, he knows he must approach this war one by one, little by little — hence why he had a single initial target to go after, Jay Jerry Johnson, who’s matched Damon in the game of psychological warfare and brutality alike.)
???: Damon.
(But, speak of the devil.)
(As Damon keeps roaming around, he does find himself meeting that familiar face.)
(The slow, calm roam of Damon Lazarus was interrupted by Jay Jerry Johnson, walking towards him with seemingly vindictive intentions — before completely stopping as they met face to face, eye to eye.)
(The crowd gasps for a second before loudly popping as these two stare each other down.)
Damon Lazarus: … Jay.
(Jay nods, knowing he stands on equal footing with Damon, no matter how the narrative may have otherwise painted the situation… as Damon continues.)
Damon Lazarus: What now? Came back for seconds?
(Last Sunday’s Voltage ended for these two with them having vanished into thin air while brawling from ringside to backstage, to plausibly even outside of the arena. No one knows what happened, nor who won the exchange, but one thing was clear: these two were still thirsty for each other’s blood.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: Actually, no. I can hold off every single temptation I have to put you in the dirt for just another week.
Damon Lazarus: You? Put me in the dirt? That’s funny, kid. Men far greater than you have told me that exact same thing — it’s too bad they’re the ones in the dirt now, and not me.
Jay Jerry Johnson: Damon, I don’t care about these greater men you speak of, or the times you reminisce over, knowing you’re jealous your career had an upper limit for this long. Who decides who is “far greater” than who here? You? Because you’re not some sort of God nor Ruler, Damon, you’re just a guy stuck in the past who cannot accept the present and fears the future like it’s the Black Death.
Damon Lazarus: Hmph.
(Damon scoffs at Jay’s remark.)
Damon Lazarus: Like I said, funny. So why are you here, then?
Jay Jerry Johnson: I’m here to warn you.
Damon Lazarus: Warn me? Or do you mean take the coward’s way out instead of fighting me again?
Jay Jerry Johnson: Well, Damon, considering I could’ve easily blindsided you and attacked you from behind, possibly even ruling out your chance at an EAW career before it could even get started, sending you down the abyss of never truly breaking out of your shell and dominating even in the biggest sports conglomerate in the world—I actually think what I’m here to do isn’t the “coward’s way out.” As I said, there’s nothing I’d love more than to give you a beating more grueling than these whole circa-50 years of life have given you along the way combined, right here, and right now… but instead of attacking you from the back, instead of unleashing hell on you, I’m suppressing my anger, and I’m confronting you like a man — face to face. Without shenanigans. Without attacks “outta nowhere.” Without a drawn-out secret, or whatever the hell other games you tried to play.
Damon Lazarus: You talk tough for a man the size of a noodle and the track record of a serial underachiever. Go ahead, give me your “warnings”, get this out of the way now since we both know you won’t truly abide by them, nor will they even play a part in our final battle, as a matter of fact. You allowed me under your skin without resistance for this long, I’m really supposed to believe you finally grew a pair now?
Jay Jerry Johnson: I can see why you’d say that. I’ve definitely allowed the killer inside of me to walk freely again, but I can’t say you don’t deserve everything that’s coming to you, Damon. Still, don’t mistake my lack of negligence for your control in this tale. You didn’t drive me to insanity, you’re only a threat I can take out by becoming a worse monster than you are… and that’s not something special in a business full of monsters. I have my part of this narrative under control, but you’re too hubristic to realize that, so you think the power rests in your hands, don’t you?
(Damon lets out another short, humorless laugh.)
Damon Lazarus: Oh, Jay—
Jay Jerry Johnson: Don’t. I already know what your answers are gonna be. I learned your whole playbook by now. Not an ounce of honesty is coming out of that insecure mouth, so keep it shut if you’re not going to give me anything new. Let me be clear: I’m done messing around with you. I’m done going through the same games week, after week, after week. This is a perpetual cycle that will never bring us answers, or a definitive end — so if you want to know why I’m here to talk, and not to fight, then there’s your answer, Damon. This must end. I’m done with the petty squabbles. I’m over the fights that bring us no closer to a conclusion. This has gone on for too long. You’ve attacked me for months, with or without a mask over your head, with or without the courage to face me like a fuckin’ man. This must end, and it *will* end at Shock Value.
Damon Lazarus: Ah, Jay, don’t get too ahead of yourself. **I** decide when this ends, *not* you! Let’s make that clear. I say when I’m done with you. And do you want to know when I’ll be done with you, Jay Jerry Johnson? When you’re fucking gone for good. Forgotten as part of an irrelevant past. Arms too powerless to punch through a glass ceiling and bolt right through. Hands too short to box with God. A record holder sharing his records with other bottom dwellers. Not even your greatest achievements are unique to you, Jay, so let’s cut the crap — I haven’t changed anything in your career with my attacks, you would’ve shot yourself in the foot regardless. I hung around in your match with the EAW World Champion Drake Armstrong without interfering long enough — how did that go? You talk this tough game, you hype yourself up as this composed man who has the answers to reaching the top, yet your actions only prove my point. You’ve never been a contender. You’ve never been in the discussion. You’re begging for an invitation to enter the club while those inside laugh at you. You’re a hollow shell of a man, pretending whatever’s inside of you is deeper than it actually is. But your talk is regurgitated. Your skills are limited. Your fight isn’t enough. Call me old all you want, kid, but there’s more life in my battered body than yours even under the wildest delusions, and it’s about time you come to grips with your identity—or lack thereof.
Jay Jerry Johnson: You think so highly of yourself, Damon. You don’t control any decisions. You don’t control when this ends. Only one man does, and it’s the one willing to pull out all the stops to walk away victorious, and leave the other man lying on the mat lifelessly. And, since you made my life hell for the past few months, since you’re a slithering snake who always comes back for more no matter how much I beat you up, I have an idea that will settle this once and for all, something that will keep the losers down *for good*.
(Damon rubs his chin, interested to hear Jay’s proposition.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: **The Electric Chair match.**
(Jay stares a hole in Damon’s eyes…)
Damon Lazarus: Hm. The Electric Chair.
(He smirks.)
Damon Lazarus: This is the worst thing you could do to yourself.
(Jay’s stare only grows more intense at Damon still approaching him in such an arrogant manner…)
Damon Lazarus: Don’t look at me with those poor dog eyes. You came up to me actin’ like a fool, and you’re such a goddamned fool, Jay! To think that this could end your way, to think that you’re going out of your way to maximize the damage I was already planning on doing to you! Venom kills, but it does so slowly, painfully, and agonizingly. I’m glad you’re sick of this, because we’re not done yet, because I’ve been having the time of my life while you keep looking for ways to cleanse the misfortune that was my sudden involvement in your career. But again I remind you, this was the natural conclusion to your foolish choices and unattainable dreams. You’re a dumb fool for trying to reach at the moon. From the start, this was all leading to your complete defeat. First, I take your sanity, then I take your patience. Little by little, I kill your dreams until I can put an end to your life’s worth — professional wrestling. And it seems you’ve handed me that on a silver platter, ‘cause all you’re going to achieve with this stipulation you’re suggesting, little Jay, is recklessly shortening your own career while I don’t even have to move a finger.
Damon Lazarus: But Jay… don’t forget…
(Jay raises an eyebrow.)
Damon Lazarus: … I’m a fuckin’ killer…
(Jay gives a heavy nod.)
Damon Lazarus: … and I can get down and dirty. I can manhandle you however I wish. I can eat you for fucking breakfast.
(Jay grins, practically calling Damon’s bluff.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: And the worst killers are sentenced to the Electric Chair. If you brandish yourself as such a ruthless, cold-hearted man, then you may as well share that fate. You cope with your worthless agenda to give yourself the impression of purpose — that you’re carrying out a mission, one meant to pump blood into your venomous veins. You speak about begging for invitations to a certain club; well that’s ironic. Extremely ironic, considering you’re worried about preserving an era you were never a part of. Restoring a part of history you were obsolete in. You’re not up there with the Methuselahs of the world, the Impacts of the world, the Cy Hendersons, the Ronn Banks. You’re a projecting man, you criticize me for not breaking through that glass ceiling just yet, but the core of that criticism comes from deep in your black heart; you hate it because you, yourself, have not done it. Because YOU haven’t been able to break through the glass ceiling, so now you’re retroactively trying to add yourself to history you’re simply not a part of. Obsessively nostalgic with an era that ran by you and left you in the shadows. You finally get a chance in your twilight days, and think this is your business? You’re just a cog in the machine, Damon. A clown overhyping himself as a living legend. You stand next to these EAW immortals; you stick out like a sore thumb. They’re laughing you out of the building. Sending you packing to the same struggling markets you’ve had to make a living out of one way or another. But before you have your “don’t meet your idols” moment, I’ll end your fight for this past you didn’t even have any influence over before it even starts. Don’t go embarrassing yourself more than you already have.
Damon Lazarus: I thought “artists” have a big understanding of feelings. I thought that out of everybody, you’d come to terms with my motivations best. Yet I see your understanding is as shallow as your matches. Aren’t you, artists, meant to evoke something? Meant to evoke feelings? Emotions? Meant to make the tough commentary no one else is willing to make? Your words are like a big, filled, unrefined canvas. Rough everywhere, not just around the edges. And maybe your technical skill wouldn’t matter so much if there was any heart or soul to you, but there isn’t any of that. You’re a picture painted by mediocrity, and mediocrity has been plaguing this sport for far too long. You’ve handed me a suggestion I’d be stupid not to accept, Jay. I’ll take you on in this Electric Chair match, but it won’t be me on the receiving end of those withering zaps — so be careful what you wish for, brat.
Jay Jerry Johnson: You should’ve considered the same thing before you attacked me, you salty geezer.
Damon Lazarus: Yeah, Jay?
(Jay nods.)
Jay Jerry Johnson: Yeah. You be careful what you wish for too. When I said I’d end you at Shock Value, *I meant it.*
(Damon entertains the tough talk, as the two intensely stare into each other’s eyes. This silent confrontation tells the story better than any amount of words exchanged or punches thrown. The issues between the two have reached a boiling point… and the time for talking—threats and promises alike—is over. After Shock Value, these men know things won’t be the same again. Perhaps the anchor holding one another sunk at the bottom of the ocean will be gone, but the damage, both physical and psychological, will remain.)
(The crowd entertains the staredown, and as Jay begins to leave, having gotten everything off his chest, he feels Damon’s hand touching his shoulder.)
(He turns around, flinching, expecting an attack, as usual, but this time, things are different.)
Damon Lazarus: Jay…
(Jay looks up expectantly.)
Damon Lazarus: You know what the thing is with these artists?
(Jay’s lifts his brows.)
Damon Lazarus: They all live & die suffering. Too aware. Too depressed. Stuck in the abyss of consciousness. Tasked to challenge a world they cannot change.
(Jay sighs…)
Damon Lazarus: I truly wonder, do you have it in you to tempt fate, or is this the cautionary tale I expected?
(Jay says… nothing. He takes a second to stomach Damon’s words, before actually leaving… with more questions than answers.)
( Sunday Night Voltage returns as we see Persephone in the ring this time around with the wheel and she doesn’t look too happy that she has to be the to spin it. She looks very annoyed about the whole thing as she holds a microphone in her hands as she begins to speak… )
Persephone: I really didn’t want to be the one to spin this wheel right now, but Chris is still salty over what happened earlier during the specialist contenders match wheel spin. Like that was funny as hell I don’t why he’s still pissed about that but regardless, I’m here to spin the wheel to see what stipulation this match between Diego Montana, Cosmo Goldworthy and NICK will be at Shock Value, so let’s bring them out right now.
(‘Kendrick, Clae & Cole’ by Marqus Clae begins to blast through the PA system as NICK makes his way out to a positive reaction coming from the crowd here tonight in Chile. He looks stone cold as one can be as he is seen wearing a black hoodie and sweatpants. He makes his way down the aisle and towards the ring. )
Rich Russillo: NICK has arrived here at Voltage and the match that he will have at Shock Value is a significant one for sure because whoever wins this match will get a Hardcore Championship match at Grand Rampage!! NICK wants to be champion, he was screwed over at his last championship opportunity so winning this chance and going on to Grand Rampage will be something he looks to capitalize on.
Thadd Blazevich: For sure Rich, Nick and Cosmo had issues of their own two weeks ago in a six-person tag team match as they blamed the other on who’s fault it was. Diego injected himself into this entire ordeal which then led to Chris bro making this 3 way match at Shock Value with that great opportunity to whoever ends up winning and could very well be NICK.
( NICK enters the ring, getting a microphone by an official as his music begins to fade out. Soon enough, RUNITUP’ by Tyler, The Creator ft. Teezo Touchdown begins to play as Cosmo Goldworthy emerges from the stage!! He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as makes his way down to the ring. )
Rich Russillo: If we want to talk about someone looking to make the most out of their opportunity look no further than Cosmo Goldworthy. He wants to be a champion before this season comes to an end, one of the many things he stated when this started was starting off and with a few months away from Pain for Pride, an opportunity like this is something Cosmo isn’t going to let go.
Thadd Blazevich: Just like with NICK, Cosmo has a great opportunity in his hand and getting Hardcore Championship match at Grand Rampage would very much be ideal for him. Whether it be Dr. Bethany Blue or Adam Lucas, Cosmo wants to be the one to challenge for that title at that event.
( Cosmo climbs up the steps and grabs a microphone from a ringside official. He enters the ring as his music begins to fade as we transition to COMO CAPO’ by Clave Especial ft. Fuerza Regida as outcomes Diego Montana! The boos reign on Diego who embraces it, flexing his muscles towards them before marching his way down to the ring. )
Rich Russillo: Diego Montana is someone who many people have different opinions of, but one thing you can’t say about him is that he’ll find a way to look for that next opportunity. We saw the determination of not wanting to leave this season empty handed, so much so he ran into Chris weeks ago backstage, looking to have a great spot on Shock Value and sure enough he’s found himself in this situation.
Thadd Blazevich: Diego bro is going to be drinking a whole lot of macha and dubai chocolate for this match, although I don’t know that type of diet is going to be beneficial for him.
( Diego flips off a member of the audience as he makes his way towards the ring and grabs a hold of the microphone himself! He enters the ring as his music begins to fade off, Persephone proceed to speak as she says… )
Persephone: Well, now that you’re all here. It’s time for us to spin this wheel and get it over with–
Diego Montana: Actually Persephone, if you don’t mind Big Papi spinning this wheel, that would be very much appreciated, you know what I mean girl. Like it’s quite obvious I’m going to win this match anyways so doesn’t really where this wheel lands at it you know but ima do you favour by spinning this.
Persephone: first off… EW! … secondly if you want to spin this wheel knock yourself out.
( Diego then proceeds to spin the wheel as it spins and spins until it eventually lands on…. )
Persephone: IT WILL BE AN ELECTRIC FLOORS MATCH!!! Have fun with that one, guys.
(Diego immediately makes a cut-throat gesture toward her, signaling for her to stop talking before leaning in close to whisper something in Persephone’s ear. She recoils instantly, clearly disgusted and annoyed.)
Persephone: No. You cannot go again!
(Diego tries to plead with Persephone, but she completely ignores him. She casually steps out of the ring and heads down the steps. Meanwhile, NICK and Cosmo look on in disbelief at Diego’s behavior as he stands there frustrated for a moment before turning his attention back toward them, trying to play it cool.)
Diego Montana: Like I said, the stipulation doesn’t matter. If it’s Electric Floors, then you two chumps are about to get schooled by El Diablo Guapo, you feel me? You might as well lay down right now, because you’re standing in the way of me and my shot at the Hardcore Championship.
(Diego puffs his chest out confidently, but Cosmo and NICK don’t look the least bit impressed.)
NICK: Riiight. Whatever, dude. At Shock Value you’re basically an afterthought to the bigger picture, which is me getting my hands on this guy.
(NICK points directly at Cosmo.)
NICK: Don’t think I forgot about you costing us that match when you speared me.
(Cosmo scoffs, stepping closer to NICK while Diego stands there looking irritated that he’s being brushed aside.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: Oh trust me, you’ve made that clear these past couple weeks. But let’s get one thing straight. That spear might’ve been an accident… the next one won’t be. Because at Shock Value, I’m walking into that match knowing exactly what’s at stake.
(Cosmo gestures toward the wheel before continuing.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: I didn’t come here just to hang around in the middle of the pack. I’m here to move up. I’m here to take the next step in my career. And if that means whooping your ass to get there, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
(Cosmo glances over toward Diego.)
Cosmo Goldworthy: And if I end up pinning that fool right there instead, that works for me too. I’ve already beaten him before. Doing it again would just make things easier.
Diego Montana: Easy? Nah, nah, nah, hold up, hold up.
(Diego steps between them, pointing at both men.)
Diego Montana: Both of you acting like I’m not even standing here. Let me remind you who you’re talking about. I’m El Diablo Guapo. I’ve been waiting for my moment to turn things around too. You think I’m just gonna let you two walk all over me on the way to the Hardcore Championship?
(Diego shakes his head confidently.)
Diego Montana: Nah. That title shot? That’s mine. This match is where everything changes for me. Shock Value is where Diego Montana stops getting overlooked and starts taking what he deserves.
(NICK rolls his eyes before stepping forward again, getting right in Cosmo’s face.)
NICK: Both of you keep talking about “turning things around” like you’re the only ones with something to prove.
(NICK’s tone grows more intense.)
NICK: But let’s not forget something. I already had my moment. I already had my shot… until Ashlynn screwed me over and took it away.
(The crowd reacts.)
NICK: That match should’ve been mine. That win should’ve been mine. And at Shock Value, I get the chance to fix that. I get the chance to make up for what happened.
(NICK looks between both men.)
NICK: So you can talk about career turning points all you want. But this match? This is my redemption. This is me taking back the opportunity that was stolen from me.
(NICK leans closer toward Cosmo.)
NICK: And if I have to go through you… and the loudmouth standing behind you… then so be it.
(Diego scoffs loudly while Cosmo smirks slightly, the tension between all three men building as they stare each other down ahead of Shock Value.)
Rich Russillo: WHOA! DIEGO JUST SHOVED COSMO INTO NICK!
(NICK drops down to one knee against the middle rope as Cosmo stumbles forward from the collision. Before he can recover, Diego rushes in from behind and grabs Cosmo, dragging him toward the center of the ring!)
Thadd Blazevich: AND NOW DIEGO’S LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE! HE’S HOOKING COSMO UP FOR THE LLV!
Rich Russillo: LIVIN LIKE DIE— NO! DIEGO HAD COSMO LIFTED UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER FOR THE STORMBREAKER, BUT NICK KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! THAT FORCES DIEGO TO DROP COSMO BACK DOWN!
Thadd Blazevich: NICK TAKES ADVANTAGE! HE SCOOPS DIEGO UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR “BITCH MADE!” THAT DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
Rich Russillo: BUT DIEGO SLIPS OFF NICK’S SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND! HE SHOVES NICK FORWARD—
Thadd Blazevich: RIGHT INTO A SPEAR FROM COSMO! COSMO JUST CAUGHT NICK WITH THE “COLDEST WINTER!”
(Cosmo pops back up to his feet with intensity written all over his face. He shouts down at NICK as NICK clutches his midsection on the mat. Meanwhile, Diego has already slipped out underneath the bottom rope and is standing near the end of the ramp, watching the chaos he just caused.)
Rich Russillo: Diego weaseled his way out of a beating in typical Diego fashion! Avoiding the consequences once again!
Thadd Blazevich: But at Shock Value there won’t be anywhere to run! That ring is going to be surrounded by Electric Floors!
Persephone: I can’t wait. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide!
(Cosmo turns toward the ramp and begins yelling trash talk at Diego, motioning for him to come back to the ring. Diego simply backs up the ramp with a smirk on his face, yelling right back at Cosmo while keeping his distance.)
Rich Russillo: Diego Montana stirring the pot and escaping the fallout tonight, but next week at Shock Value, all three men are going to be trapped in that ring together!
(The camera lingers as Cosmo continues shouting for Diego to come back while Diego keeps backing up the ramp, talking trash as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where the Hardcore Championship number one contender’s match between Diego Montana, NICK and Cosmo Goldworthy will be contested in Electric Floors.)
(The camera fades back towards the commentary table, returning to ringside. This time, the camera fades back to Persephone, who seems to be in a surprisingly decent mood, likely because of what she is about to say.)
Persephone: To be honest, if any other show was coming up I don’t think I’d care about doing some stupid rewind, but fortunately, it’s a marquee event filled with actually interesting matches that this is about. This is the perfect event for people to try and kill each other, and last year I saw a good attempt at someone’s life, so obviously, I had to go back to that match. My match is one of the rare matches of last year that were actually worth remembering, because it was one of the most chaotic, and life-threatening, matches in Shock Value history.
(After this, the camera fades away, as the next rewind match is shown.)
[SCREENBAR – Shock Value 2025.]
(The camera then goes to the inside of the ring where Bella Braxton is seen standing by with a microphone in hand as she begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: The following is a ULTIMATE X MATCH!!!
(The camera goes to show four large metal scaffoldings rising up behind the ring posts. Connected to them are electric powerlines, intersecting into an X, right in the middle is a briefcase, with whatever’s inside being a mystery to quite literally everyone.)
(‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu & Hazel Fernandes begins to blast through the speakers as there’s an awkward positive reaction after previous events in response to this. The camera goes over to the stage as it’s revealed to be Limmy Monaghan as he makes his way out from the backstage area. With a serious expression, he points his fingers into the sky with pyro erupting out behind him before he then makes his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Golden Beach, Florida… weighing in at 227 pounds… he is THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Well, as we know, earlier in the night, Limmy Monaghan made an appearance…
Persephone: Don’t make it awkward, he did the right thing. That bitch was yelling too much, she hurt my ears.
Tyrone Montgomery: … Well regardless we still do not have an update for you on Xander and Peyton Payne, but Limmy has to keep his mind focused regardless of what happened in this match as he makes his way down to the ring. He has been keen on his belief that he is winning, and tonight we’re going to see if he lives up to his word.
(‘I Wish A Bitch Would’ by Delilah Bon begins to play up as the crowd reacts loudly for Cameron Ella Ava who is seen strutting out from the backstage area with her arms spread and a confident look on her face.
Bella Braxton: And his opponents, first… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 140 pounds… she is THE MATRIARCH… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyrone Montgomery: As for Cameron Ella Ava it’s been a long road to a World Championship for her since the beginning of the year. While it didn’t exactly go the way that she anticipated, she’s looking to turn it around with whatever mystery opportunity she ends up making her own if she wins this match. No matter who she faces, nothing is going to stop her from doing that.
Persephone: Not moved. If auntie thinks that she’s going to do that, then she’s just going to have to keep dreaming. Plus, in no world do I want to see Cameron Ella Ava as a World Champion again, not on my brand, no thank you.
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen begins to play through the speakers as the spotlight shines down on a confident Dr. Bethany Blue who begins to make her way out from the backstage area. She takes a scan around, a smirk beginning to form as she spreads her arms out and begins to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 125 pounds… DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Bethany was one of the first people to stake their claim for this match and she made it known that she doesn’t care what the opportunity is, she is going to do whatever it takes to make it her own and have her moment once and for all. She’s tired of waiting, and Shock Value is her time to step up.
Tyrone Montgomery: It’s going to take a lot to keep someone of her caliber down. Bethany is more determined than ever to win this match tonight in Ontario, and we’re going to have to see how far she’s willing to go in order to cement herself.
(‘The End’ by Lil Uzi Vert ft. BABYMETAL then begins to play up as the crowd roars for KASAI who is seen beginning to make her way out. She has a sinister look on her face as she takes a look around before beginning to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Amani, Kagoshima, Japan… weighing in at 145 pounds… she is THE HUNTRESS… KASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Oh brother, here comes this LOSER.
Tyrone Montgomery: Well KASAI has been more than willing to step up to the plate in any given situation and against talent of this caliber, this is absolutely no exception to the rule. She is not backing down, not even for a moment, and who knows, we might just see The Huntress as the winner of the Ultimate X tonight.
Rich Russillo: Except for the fact that she’s going to have someone breathing down her neck…
(‘Praise Gawd’ by Kanye West begins to play through the speakers as fire is seen erupting from the stage, and out of the smoke comes a determined Methuselah as he stares daggers toward the ring. He takes a deep breath before then beginning to make his way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And lastly… from The Ether… weighing in at 17 stone…. he is THE DEMIURGE… METHUSELAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: … In the form of Methuselah, as we know that both of them have had their issues these past couple of weeks leading into this match.
Persephone: Motherfuckers be 50 and their opps be… 20 years old, or something.
Tyrone Montgomery: Well regardless, we know what Methuselah can pull off in a match like this, with the stakes as high as they are. He’s going to be more than willing to lay it on the line as he has done throughout his historic career. Truly a stacked career, this match is anyone’s guess for what is about to go down!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go! This is the match that we’ve been waiting for! The Ultimate X match! Cameron Ella Ava, Limmy Monaghan, Methuselah, Dr. Bethany Blue, and KASAI, all battling for a mystery opportunity in what could be one of the most dangerous matches of the night! It’s safe to say that we’re going to be in for one hell of a ride!
Persephone: I hope so. I hope there’s bloody murder. I WANT DEATH! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEATH ON MY MARQUEE EVENT?!
Tyrone Montgomery: WELL, WE MIGHT SEE IT! AS THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! KASAI TURNS AROUND AND IS BEGINNING TO SCALE UP THE SCAFFOLDING, BUT METHUSELAH IMMEDIATELY RUSHES HIMSELF OVER TO HER AND GRABS HER BY THE ANKLE BEFORE YANKING HER DOWN! AND NOW HE HAS HER BY THE HEAD AND BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH REPEATED STRIKES! WE KNOW THOSE TWO HAVE HAD ISSUES, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THAT’S ABOUT TO BOIL OVER!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, BETHANY HAS RUSHED FORWARD AND CONNECTED WITH A STRIKE TOWARD THE FACE OF LIMMY TO SEND HIM BACKWARD TOWARD ONE OF THE CORNERS! CAMERON RUSHES TOWARD THE BOTH OF THEM AND GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD- BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS IT CONNECTS ON LIMMY INSTEAD! Cameron takes a step back and immediately as her eyes on Bethany, AS SHE RUSHES OVER AND TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE HER OVER THE TOP ROPE- BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO GO UNDER AND SEND HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING INSTEAD!
Tyrone Montgomery: Cameron tumbles down to the outside of the ring and it looks like the fight between KASAI and Methuselah has spilled out to there as well, as KASAI is in retreat making her way around the ring, but Methuselah connects with a hard fist to the back of the head before spinning her around, AND SENDING HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! The former Specialists Champion crumbles over in pain but quickly makes her way back over, AS METHUSELAH MAKES HIS WAY OVER AND GRABS A HOLD OF HER AROUND THE WAIST, ONLY FOR KASAI TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! KASAI THEN TURNS HIM AROUND AS SHE SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: KASAI takes a moment to stagger back and collapse down as Methuselah drops down to all fours, slowly trying to retreat himself away from the scene before she can do anything else. KASAI makes her way over as she grabs Methuselah and brings him up to his feet-
(BOOM!)
Tyrone Montgomery: WHAT THE HELL?! METHUSELAH JUST STRUCK KASAI WITH SOMETHING THAT JUST EXPLODED ON CONTACT! SHE’S BLINDED AS SHE DROPS TO THE GROUND! WHAT IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED?!
Persephone: THAT’S AN EXPLODING BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT MOTHERFUCKER! YES! NOW KILL HER! KILL HER!
Rich Russillo: KASAI is covering her eyes as she makes her way back up to her feet, the faintest trickle of blood seen, but it doesn’t seem like Methuselah is done-
(BOOM!)
Tyrone Montgomery: AS HE STRIKES HER AGAINST THE ABDOMEN AND SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! And immediately he makes his way back up to his feet and back into the ring, looking to scale up the scaffolding and try and get a headstart!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile, Cameron has a hold of Bethany by the ankle and yanks her out of the ring! Both of them are beginning to trade fists back and forth, realizing that the situation is dire between the two of them! They continue to go at it-
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT THEY DON’T SEE LIMMY MONAGHAN! LIMMY RUSHES OVER AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE, TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A TOPE CON HILO! Limmy just took them both down to the ground and he is immediately up to his feet, and I think he sees that Methuselah is making his way up the scaffolding and onto the powerlines! He’s trying to get the opportunity while nobody’s looking!
(Limmy quickly climbs himself onto the apron, positioning himself as he eyes Methuselah, who is reaching out to grab a hold of the powerlines so he can lift himself to it, but by the looks of things, it looks like it’s too little, too late.)
Rich Russillo: LIMMY WITH A SPRINGBOARD OFF THE ROPES AS HE GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND SENDS HIM CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A NECKBREAKER OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING! METHUSELAH IS TAKEN STRAIGHT DOWN TO GROUND, AND LIMMY HAS JUMPED UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S CLEANING HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI is beginning to rise from the ringside area as Limmy recovers, AND LIMMY RUSHES OVER AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE- BUT THAT DOESN’T WORK OUT AS KASAI CONNECTS WITH A PALM STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: Limmy tumbles down onto the apron and KASAI immediately climbs up with him. She grabs him and brings him up to his feet, but before she can do anything, it seems like Limmy is beginning to fight! He begins to send punches straight toward her face, doing what he can to make sure that he’s not sent down to his impending doom right now! But KASAI manages to grab him by the head and drive a knee straight into his abdomen! She then pulls him into a front facelock, BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, LIMMY RUNS HER FORWARD AND DRIVES HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Tyrone Montgomery: Limmy takes a step back as KASAI staggers out of the corner, AND THE ACE IS QUICK TO STEP UP AND GO FOR A SUPERKICK- But KASAI manages to push the leg away as she steps forward, CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK OF HER OWN! She then grabs hold of Limmy again and sets him up!
Persephone: DROPPING THE MOTHERFUCKER ON HIS HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER ON THE APRON! YEAH! IS HE BREATHING?! CHECK IF HE’S BREATHING! I WANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DEAD!!!
Rich Russillo: KASAI makes her way back up to her feet and climbs up onto the apron, trying her best to enter into the ring as she sees an opportunity right now to make her way up the Ultimate X structure and take advantage-
(CRACK!)
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY JUST TOOK A STEEL CHAIR AND CHUCKED IT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF KASAI SENDING HER TUMBLING BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! And now she turns herself around and sees Methuselah, who is beginning to make his way back up to his feet, slowly grabbing a hold of the corner while he does so! BUT BETHANY CONNECTS WITH A STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! She then grabs hold of him and sends him toward the center of the ring, beginning to make her way up the scaffolding-
Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH CONNECTS WITH A STRIKE TO THE BACK! Bethany is dangling now as she tries to regain her footing, but the Chairman is beginning to make his way up to the turnbuckles and join her up there! He begins to put a foot on the scaffolding as now he’s sending strikes Bethany’s way, trying to get her down from there so that he can go upward himself! But Bethany isn’t going down without a fight! She’s going to make sure that she holds her ground right now as both of them are going back and forth!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO SLAM HER FACE AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING! Bethany’s head bounces off as she tries her best to keep herself upward, but Methuselah already has a hold of her, AS HE LOOKS TO PUSH OFF AND GO FOR A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE! He then grabs hold of him!
Persephone: LEAPING UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOING FOR A FRANKENSTEINER OFF THE SCAFFOLDING! SPIKE HIS HEAD DOWN!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE TO KEEP HIMSELF UPWARD! Bethany is trying her best to get herself down from there, and Methuselah is still keeping her up, AND HE PUSHES OFF AND GOES FOR AN AVALANCHE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP-
Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY JUST REACHED UP AND GRABBED THE POWER LINES OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE! A SURGE OF ELECTRICITY FORCES METHUSELAH TO LET GO OF BETHANY! BUT DESPITE THAT, BETHANY IS STILL HANGING ON! METHUSELAH IS STUNTED FOR THE MOMENT BUT TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO REACH OUT FOR BETHANY-
(CRACK!)
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT CAMERON! WHERE DID CAMERON GET THAT ELECTRIC WHIP FROM?! SHE CRACKS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF METHUSELAH AND SENDS HIM DOWNWARD OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! METHUSELAH TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO STRIKE CAMERON-
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON DUCKS UNDER AS SHE IMMEDIATELY PUSHES UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’! THE FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!
Persephone: BUT I DON’T THINK THOSE IDIOTS REALIZE THAT BETHANY IS STARTING TO CLIMB! SHE’S ABOUT TO WIN THIS MATCH BEFORE IT GETS INTERESTING!
(Bethany is grabbing a hold of the powerlines, her hands being sizzled while she does, fighting through the pain as she reaches out and desperately tries to grab a hold of the briefcase at the center. She knows that she doesn’t have much time, not only before the pain gets to her but before someone else does as well.)
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY CAN FEEL HERSELF INCHES AWAY AS SHE STRETCHES OUT AND TRIES TO GO FOR IT!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! I DON’T THINK SHE NOTICES THOUGH! LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS CLIMBED UP ONTO THE APRON AND IS POSITIONING HIMSELF! HE’S NOT ON THE CHASE FOR HER, HE’S SETTING HIMSELF UP!
Tyrone Montgomery: AS HE SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE ROPES AND SOARS THROUGH THE AIR, CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF BETHANY, WHICH SENDS HER DROPPING DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DROPKICK! WHAT A MOVE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN AS HE MANAGES TO SAVE THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Limmy is taken down to the ground along with Bethany, and the only person up inside of the ring right now is Cameron Ella Ava! She turns around and makes her way toward one of the corners, and it seems like she is going to take the opportunity to start the climb up to the top of the Ultimate X structure!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT THAT’S STOPPED AS KASAI MANAGES TO CLIMB UP ONTO THE APRON AND GRAB HER BY THE HEAD, CONNECTING WITH A HOTSHOT TO SEND CAMERON DOWN TO THE CANVAS! KASAI manages to save herself some time but she’s not entering back into the ring, she’s dropping back down to the ringside area as she goes under the ring apron, and it seems like she’s looking for something here!
(KASAI pulls out a weapon and holds it into the air. Her signature ‘Queenslayer’ kendo stick, wrapped in barbed wire, taped up after the many battles that she’s used it in.)
Persephone: What the actual fuck is that?
Rich Russillo: IT’S THE ‘QUEENSLAYER’! AND KASAI IMMEDIATELY ROLLS INTO THE RING AND BEGINS TO GO HAM ON CAMERON! BEATING HER DOWN WITH THE WEAPON REPEATEDLY! CUTS AND BRUISES BEGIN TO SHOW UP AROUND THE BODY AS CAMERON WRITHES IN PAIN! NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING!
Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI THEN TAKES THE KENDO STICK BEFORE WRAPPING IT AROUND THE NECK OF CAMERON! BEGINNING TO CHOKE HER OUT! CAMERON IS REACHING OUT AND GASPING FOR AIR, BUT KASAI HAS A VICE GRIP ON HER RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE’S INCAPACITATED SO SHE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE! SHE HAS A HOLD OF CAMERON-
Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY JUST RUSHED IN AND CONNECTED WITH A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASAI TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! BOTH KASAI AND CAMERON ARE DOWN AND THE ACE IS BACK IN THE FOLD!
Tyrone Montgomery: Bethany is beginning to make her way up, and she doesn’t look very happy that Limmy stole the opportunity away from her to win this match! SHE RUSHES FORWARD AND GOES FOR A STRIKE- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! HE QUICKLY TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF HER, BEFORE LIFTING HER INTO THE AIR AND TAKING HER DOWN WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: Bethany falls to a seated position as Limmy then makes his way up to his feet, turning around and running the ropes, BEFORE NAILING HER WITH A PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Limmy is back up to his feet, and it looks like he’s going to try to win this match-
Persephone: BUT THAT SLIMY FUCK METHUSELAH COMES IN AND GRABS HIM FOR A ‘METH FX’!
Tyrone Montgomery: DOESN’T HAPPEN! THE BUTTERFLY SUPLEX IS COUNTERED AS LIMMY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND GRAB A HOLD OF HIM BY THE HAND AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! LIMMY MAKES HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET AS METHUSELAH RECOVERS AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARD HIM, GOING FOR A STRIKE- BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER AS HE LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Rich Russillo: Limmy connects as he falls against one of the corners and immediately begins to jump up to the turnbuckles! And I don’t think he’s done either, as he jumps up onto the scaffolding of the Ultimate X as well, AND HE PUSHES OFF, GOING FOR A MOONSAULT TO FINISH THE COMBO OFF ON METHUSELAH!
(…)
Persephone: SPEAR! MOTHERFUCKER! :mjlol2:
Tyrone Montgomery: LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS FLIPPED INSIDE OUT AS METHUSELAH CATCHES HIM IN AN UPSIDE DOWN POSITION WITH THE SPEAR! LIMMY’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! WHAT A COUNTER BY METHUSELAH RIGHT THERE!
Rich Russillo: It doesn’t look like Methuselah is going to climb up the Ultimate X, instead, it seems like he’s dropping himself out of the ring and going under the apron to see whatever he can conjure up right here to use to his advantage!
Tyrone Montgomery: Well, it looks like he just pulled out a bag…
(Methuselah unzips the Gawdzilla Khan™ Training Duffel Bag and unveils a litany of weapons, violent machinations, and ill intentions. But he specifically grabs something in particular and takes it out.)
Rich Russillo: HE JUST PULLED OUT A 2X4 WITH NAILS STICKING OUT OF IT!
Persephone: :notbad: I’m impressed the old man has some tricks up his sleeve.
Tyrone Montgomery: HE ENTERS INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY TAKES A SWING AT A RECOVERING BETHANY-
Rich Russillo: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT JUST IN TIME! SHE TURNS AROUND AS SHE GOES FOR ‘TJD’! THE SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF METHUSELAH TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! BETHANY TURNS AROUND!
Persephone: AND METHUSELAH SLAMS THE 2X4 AGAINST HER SKULL! BETHANY CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS THE WEAPON IS LODGED IN HER FOREHEAD! NAILS PIERCING INTO HER SKIN AS SHE CRIES IN AGONY! YES! THIS IS GREAT! MORE! MORE! MORE!
Rich Russillo: KASAI NOW HAS A HOLD OF THE ‘QUEENSLAYER’ AGAIN AS SHE GOES FOR A SWING TOWARD THE HEAD OF METHUSELAH- BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS UNDER THAT! HE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK!
Tyrone Montgomery: LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AND CUTTING KASAI IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR-
Rich Russillo: SCOUTED! KASAI MANAGES TO LEAPFROG OVER IT JUST IN TIME! METHUSELAH DOES A FORWARD ROLL UP TO A KNEELING POSITION, ONLY FOR KASAI TO SPIN AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! KASAI THEN TURNS AROUND AND BEGINS TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I DON’T THINK SHE’S HEADED UP THERE TO CLIMB THE STRUCTURE!
Tyrone Montgomery: AS SHE PUSHES HERSELF OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND GOES FOR ‘KITSUNE’S BLESSING V2’! THE MOONSAULT STOMP TO METHUSELAH TO CAVE HIS CHEST IN!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! HE GRABS KASAI BY THE ANKLE AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE LOCKING IN A CROSSFACE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI REALIZES THE SITUATION THAT SHE’S IN RIGHT NOW AS SHE BEGINS TO REACH FOR ANYTHING, DOING WHAT SHE CAN TO ESCAPE! SHE JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF CAMERON’S ELECTRIC WHIP AND IS FIDDLING WITH IT IN HER HANDS TO TRY AND GET METHUSELAH!
Persephone: BUT METHUSELAH SNATCHES IT OUT OF HER HANDS AND POSITIONS HIMSELF! NOW HE’S CHOKING THAT BITCH OUT WITH THE ELECTRIC WHIP! YES!
Rich Russillo: THAT WHIP IS WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF KASAI AS ELECTRICITY SURGES THROUGH, CAUSING HER TO CONVULSE VIOLENTLY AS SHE WAVES HER HANDS AROUND! METHUSELAH CONTINUES TO HAVE A STRONG GRIP ON HER, AND I DON’T THINK HE’S GOING TO LET GO! ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING THAT THESE TWO HAVE GONE THROUGH-
(…)
Tyrone Montgomery: ‘CONCUSSION PROTOCOL’! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS BACK IN THE FOLD AS SHE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND SPIKES METHUSELAH’S HEAD DOWN TO THE GROUND MID-SUBMISSION HOLD WITH THE CURB STOMP!
Rich Russillo: Bethany crumbles down to the ground as Methuselah and KASAI are both completely out of it right now! And while she recovers, it seems like Cameron and Limmy are both beginning to trade strikes between each other! Limmy manages to create distance as he connects with a hard knee strike to the abdomen before spinning around and trying to send her through the middle rope and out of the ring- But Cameron manages to turn it around as she sends Limmy through the ropes instead! Cameron then takes a step back as Limmy makes his way back up to his feet, AND SHE GOES FOR A SHOULDER THRUST TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA-
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! Cameron’s head is through the ropes, AS LIMMY TAKES A STEP FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Cameron tumbles down onto the apron, and Limmy takes a moment to recover before setting her up, RUSHING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ ON THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO SNATCH HIM WHILE HE’S RUSHING FORWARD! SHE PUSHES OFF AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE MATTING!
Tyrone Montgomery: Both Cameron and Limmy are splayed out on the ground and out of the equation, and it seems like more of a chance than any for Bethany to once again try to make her way back up the Ultimate X structure! She’s making her way up the scaffolding, and it seems like she’s in the clear! If nobody stops her right now, then she could very well be the winner of this mystery opportunity that is on the line!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE DOESN’T GET TOO FAR! KASAI JUST RAN UP THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND LATCHED ONTO HER BACK! SHE HAS A SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN, AND BETHANY IS STUCK! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND SHE KNOWS THAT SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING OR ELSE KASAI IS GOING TO SEND HER TO HER IMPENDING DOOM!
Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI IS WRENCHING ON THAT NECK! DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN RIGHT NOW TO MAKE SURE THAT BETHANY DOES NOT GET UP ANY FURTHER THAN SHE ALREADY HAS IN THIS MATCH! BUT BETHANY IS A FIGHTER, SHE LETS ONE OF HER HANDS GO FROM THE SCAFFOLDING AND BEGINS TO DRIVE ELBOWS INTO KASAI REPEATEDLY! BOTH OF THEM STRUGGLING FOR CONTROL-
(CRACK!)
Persephone: BUT METHUSELAH JUST CAME IN AND CRACKED THAT ELECTRIC WHIP AGAINST THE BACK OF KASAI! BLEED BITCH!
Rich Russillo: KASAI’S GRIP IS LOOSENED ON BETHANY BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP METHUSELAH GRABS A HOLD OF BOTH OF THEM, AS HE SENDS THEM BOTH DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN EMPHATIC POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Tyrone Montgomery: THE CHAIRMAN JUST TOOK BOTH OF THEM DOWN AS AN ACT OF REVENGE FOR EARLIER, AND NOW HE’S TURNED AROUND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO MAKE HIS WAY UP THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE!
Persephone: SERIOUSLY?! CAN THAT OLD FUCK EVEN MAKE IT UP THERE?!
Rich Russillo: IT LOOKS LIKE NOTHING IS STOPPING HIM AS HE HEADS UP THE SCAFFOLDING AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE POWERLINES! YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ON HIS FACE AS HE DOES SO, BUT HE’S CONTINUING TO PUSH HIMSELF UPWARD AS HE STARTS TO HANG FROM THE STRUCTURE! HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD THE BRIEFCASE!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT I DON’T THINK HE SEES THAT CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS QUICKLY SCALED UP BEHIND HIM! CAMERON HAS A HOLD OF THE ANKLE OF METHUSELAH AS SHE SLOWLY BRINGS HERSELF UP ONTO THE POWER LINES! SHE’S TAKING A DIFFERENT APPROACH AND BALANCING HERSELF ON THE TOP OF IT RATHER THAN CRAWL UNDERNEATH IT, BUT I’D ARGUE THAT’S MORE PAIN COMING HER WAY AS SHE HAS LIMITED TIME TO GET METHUSELAH OFF OF THERE!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH IS TRYING HIS BEST TO KICK HER AWAY, BUT CAMERON IS PERSISTENT, REFUSING TO LET GO EVEN FOR A SECOND! SHE BEGINS TO CRAWL TOWARD HIM AND CONNECTS WITH STRIKES TO HIS FACE! AND METHUSELAH HAS NOTHING THAT HE CAN USE TO HIS ADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW TO BLOCK CAMERON’S ATTACK! BOTH OF THEM ARE ON THE POWER LINES RIGHT NOW!
Tyrone Montgomery: CAMERON USES HER FEET TO KICK METHUSELAH IN THE FACE! AND IT LOOKS LIKE METHUSELAH IS LOSING HIS GRIP AS HIS HANDS DRAG AGAINST THE POWER LINES AND FORCES HIM TO LET GO! HE’S DROPPING DOWN!
Rich Russillo: BUT HE MANAGES TO GRAB CAMERON’S ANKLE IN THE PROCESS! HE YANKS HER DOWN, AND CAMERON IS SENT PLUMMETING DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAMERON IS WRITHING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S LYING OUT ON THE CANVAS!
Persephone: BUT LOOK! THAT OLD FUCK IS HANGING FROM HIS LEGS ON THE POWERLINES! IT’S PROBABLY ELECTROCUTING HIS FUCKING TESTICLES RIGHT NOW!
Tyrone Montgomery: METHUSELAH IS IN PAIN AS HE TRIES TO STRETCH HIS ARMS AND GRAB A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE! BUT HE’S TOO FAR AWAY, AND I KNOW IN HIS MIND HE SURE AS HELL DOESN’T WANT TO TAKE THE FALL RIGHT NOW! HE CRUNCHES HIMSELF UPWARD AND TRIES TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE POWERLINES! AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO REGAIN HIS GRIP ON THE ULTIMATE X!
Rich Russillo: BUT I DON’T THINK HE REALIZES THAT LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS MADE HIS WAY UP ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE! LIMMY POSITIONS HIMSELF!
Persephone: AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP AND GRABS A HOLD OF METHUSELAH, TACKLING HIM AND SENDING HIM PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! BOTH OF THEM ARE LAID OUT ON THE GROUND, AND WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE RIGHT NOW WITH THIS MATCH!
Tyrone Montgomery: What a match this has been so far! Every Elitist in this is trying their best to lay it all on the line for the chance to win the mystery opportunity hanging from this Ultimate X structure here tonight in Ontario!
Persephone: The longer this match goes, the more of a chance that everyone in this match violently dies, this match gets called off, and nobody wins. I’m tempted to stand up from my seat and take matters into my own hands.
Tyrone Montgomery: I don’t think there’s any need for that. :whoa:
Persephone: Nobody asked for your OPINION, Tyrone. God.
Rich Russillo: Well it seems like our first Elitist has begun to show movement, as KASAI is slowly rolling herself under the bottom rope and out of the ring. She slowly began to look under the ring apron and see what she could pull out. There’s a lot under that ring that can be used to her advantage, I have no idea what’s up her sleeve.
Tyrone Montgomery: WELL, FROM WHAT I SEE, THOUGH SHE’S PULLING OUT A TABLE WITH GUSSET PLATES ON TOP OF THEM! SHE’S BEGINNING TO SET IT UP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND JUDGING BY THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE, IT’S CLEAR THAT SHE’S UP TO NO GOOD!
Persephone: I see where she’s getting at here, Methuselah doesn’t have a good experience with gusset plates. :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: She quickly slides herself into the ring and sees Bethany make her way back up to her feet, but before she can do anything, Bethany makes her way over to her and begins to connect with hard strikes to the abdomen! She knows exactly what KASAI is up to and she’s not going to let her get the better of her here! KASAI manages to connect with a knee to the abdomen though as she knows that she needs to keep her ground here! She then turns around and runs to the ropes and back!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AS SHE GOES FOR ‘THE REMEDY’ TO KASAI!
Rich Russillo: BUT KASAI MANAGES TO PUSH HER AWAY JUST IN TIME! SHE TURNS AROUND AND MANAGES TO NAIL A SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE KNEECAP TO DROP BETHANY DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION, AND SHE RUSHES FORWARD AS SHE GOES FOR A ‘CTE’ ATTEMPT! THE KINSHASA!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AS KASAI-
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH JUST CAME IN AND STABBED KASAI RIGHT AGAINST THE FACE WITH SOMETHING! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
(Methuselah collapses down to a kneeling position, clutching in his hands a now bloodied railroad spike as he slowly begins to push himself up, looking down at KASAi who is covering her face in agony right now.)
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY MAKES HER WAY BACK TOWARD HER FEET AND BREAKS INTO A SPRINT TOWARD METHUSELAH HERSELF!
Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE ICE PICK TOWARD THE FOREHEAD OF BETHANY TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! METHUSELAH THEN DROPS DOWN AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE HEAD OF BETHANY!
Tyrone Montgomery: AND NOW IS BEGINNING TO DRIVE THAT ICE PICK REPEATEDLY INTO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE! BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO GUSH OUT AT A RAPID RATE, AND HE HAS A CRAZED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHILE HE DOES SO! THE CHAIRMAN HAS A FIRM CONTROL OF THIS MATCH, AND THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD FOR THE REST OF THE PARTICIPANTS IF HE KEEPS THIS UP!
Rich Russillo: WE KNOW HOW METHUSELAH IS IN MATCHES THAT ARE HIGH STAKES LIKE THIS ONE, AND IT’S CLEAR THAT EACH OF THEM IS GOING TO HAVE TO DIG DOWN DEEP IF THEY WANT TO SURVIVE THE RAMPAGE OF GAWD RIGHT NOW! BUT HE FINALLY RELENTS ON BETHANY, WHO IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND LIKE DEAD WEIGHT, BEFORE RUSHING OVER AS HE GOES TO SEND CAMERON ELLA AVA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!
Persephone: Cameron’s bitchass lands on the apron, and she knows if she drops her ass is going straight through that gusset plate table, I hope she drops and dies. It would be really funny if you asked me.
Tyrone Montgomery: Well, it doesn’t seem like Cameron wants much of that herself! Methuselah immediately grabbed her by the head and began to send repeated strikes toward her face, but Cameron refused to let go! She’s still hanging on as much as she possibly can right now because she knows that if this hits, then she could very well be out of the equation when it comes to this match! Methuselah reels back and goes for a huge strike- BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AS SHE GOES FOR A SHOULDER THRUST TO THE ABDOMEN OF METHUSELAH-
Rich Russillo: BUT METHUSELAH CONNECTS WITH A HARD KNEE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE THAT LEAVES CAMERON TEETERING TOWARD THAT GUSSET PLATE TABLE! SHE HANGS ON THOUGH, BUT SHE’S STUNNED, AND THIS ALLOWS METHUSELAH TO TURN AROUND AND RUN TOWARD THE ROPES AND BACK!
Tyrone Montgomery: AS HE GOES FOR A SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES TO SEND CAMERON THROUGH THE GUSSET PLATE TABLE!
(**CRASH!**)
(…)
Persephone: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO SIDE STEP JUST IN TIME AND SEND METHUSELAH FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE TABLE HIMSELF! IS HE DEAD?! I DON’T THINK THAT OLD MAN CAN TAKE A FALL LIKE THAT ANYMORE HIS SCOLIOSIS MIGHT BE KICKING HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!
(Methuselah is frozen in pain as his cries of agony are heard echoing through the arena. He slowly rolls himself off of the gusset plates, peeling his skin off of them as blood begins to drip down his back. Cameron can’t help but look down at him sprawled out on the ground, but immediately begins to look upward, as she doesn’t waste any time beginning to start scaling the Ultimate X structure and hopefully getting herself one step closer to victory.)
Rich Russillo: CAMERON IS MAKING HER WAY UP THE SCAFFOLDING AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING IS STOPPING HER FROM WHAT SHE DESIRES RIGHT NOW! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF THE POWER LINES AND BEGINS TO DRAG HERSELF TOWARD THEM AND NOW SHE’S BEGINNING TO CRAWL! FROM WHAT I SEE RIGHT NOW, NOBODY HAS MOVED FROM WHERE THEY ARE!
(Cameron is fighting through the pain right now as the powerlines begin to start sending surges throughout her body. She looks down on the ground to see everyone still completely out of it, and she knows that this match is hers for the taking. It’s only when she looks up…)
(… Does she see Limmy Monaghan, perched on top of the scaffolding of the Ultimate X structure, eyeing her down directly with a serious expression.)
Tyrone Montgomery: LIMMY MONAGHAN LEAPS OFF OF THE SCAFFOLDING AND DRIVES A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CHEST OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! BOTH OF THEM ARE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SENT PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: YES! KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER! LET’S GO!!!
Rich Russillo: EVERYONE IS DOWN RIGHT NOW! NOBODY IS MOVING! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN HERE TONIGHT AT SHOCK VALUE!
(Soon, four Elitists begin to stir up to their feet. KASAI and Bethany eye one another inside of the ring, staring daggers into each other, bloodied and battered. Meanwhile, a hurt Cameron has retreated to the outside of the ring, while Limmy Monaghan, the man who took her out, is across the ringside area from her.)
Tyrone Montgomery: LIMMY JUST RUSHED AT CAMERON AND WENT FOR A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT! CAMERON SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’!
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT LIMMY TAKES THE FOREARM AND SHOVES IT AWAY! CAMERON STAGGERS BACKWARD AS SHE TRIES TO RUSH TOWARD HIM!
Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE WHICH STAGGERS HER BACKWARD AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING! SHE KEEPS A HOLD OF IT AS LIMMY RUSHES TOWARD HER-
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT CAMERON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE SENDS LIMMY FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL OF THE SCAFFOLDING! Limmy crumbles down to a heap and Cameron takes advantage of this as she turns him around and lifts him up!
Rich Russillo: GOING FOR ‘NO BODY, NO CRIME’! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER-
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO SLIP OFF AND CONNECT WITH A ‘DIABLE JAMBE’ STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! CAMERON STAGGERS BACK AND FALLS AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING!
(Limmy staggers back, a serious expression washing over him as he stares a hole into a recovering Cameron.)
Limmy Monaghan: (Off-Mic) It’s just business, Cam.
(BANG!)
Persephone: LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A ‘DIVINE DEPARTURE’! THE SWINGING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CAMERON SPLATTERS HER FACE AGAINST THE SCAFFOLDING! HER ASS IS DEAD! YES! FINALLY!
Rich Russillo: LIMMY STAGGERS BACK AND DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAMERON IS A BLOODY MESS BUT LIMMY KNOWS THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION!
Tyrone Montgomery: MEANWHILE, THE FIGHT IS STILL UNFOLDING IN THE RING! BETHANY TAKES A SWING AT KASAI- BUT KASAI MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT! SHE CONNECTS WITH A HARD KICK TO THE KNEE AS BETHANY HOBBLES OVER, BEFORE SHE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! KASAI THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK, BUT ONLY FOR BETHANY TO BE ABLE TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND NAIL HER WITH A CALF KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY MAKES HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET-
Tyrone Montgomery: SPEAR!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CUT BETHANY IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!
(An incensed Methuselah is seen rising back up to his feet, bloodied and pissed off. He looks over and eyes a recovering KASAI who doesn’t even realize what is about to happen to her…)
Tyrone Montgomery: KASAI RUSHES OVER TO METHUSELAH-
Rich Russillo: ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPEAR AS WELL!
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY AND KASAI ARE DOWN! LIMMY AND CAMERON ARE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HAVEN’T MOVED SINCE THEIR PLUMMET DOWN TO THE GROUND! METHUSELAH IS ALREADY SCALING UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING! HE HAS THIS MATCH RIGHT IN THE PALM OF HIS HANDS!
Persephone: NO! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LET THIS GERIATRIC FUCK STEAL THIS MATCH AWAY FROM YOU? YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH HAS SNATCHED A HOLD OF THE POWER LINES! NOBODY HAS MOVED AN INCH SINCE HE TOOK DOWN BOTH KASAI AND BETHANY WITH THE SPEAR! HE’S CRAWLING OVER TO THE BRIEFCASE AND THERE’S NOTHING THAT’S GOING TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING THERE! THIS MATCH IS GAWD’S FOR THE TAKING!
(KASAI has rolled to the ringside area, slowly stirring as she looks up to the structure and sees Methuselah literally inches away from the briefcase. She knows deep down that if she rushes up there, she’s not going to make it in time to stop him.)
(On quick thinking, she heads to the corner barricade, eyeing a beer vendor with an ice box strapped over his neck. She lunges over and grabs the ice box, swiftly snatching it away as she turns around. Inside of the ring, Methuselah is as close as anyone has gotten to the briefcase, trying to reach out every chance that he gets, fighting through the pain and agony, trying to seize his moment. Meanwhile, KASAI rolls into the ring, ice box in hand as water splashes everywhere, and as she begins to wind herself up…)
(She heaves the ice box upward.)
(ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
Tyrone Montgomery: OH MY GOD! KASAI HAS JUST DOUSED METHUSELAH IN WATER! IT MAKES CONTACT WITH THE POWERLINES AND THE CHAIRMAN IS BEING VIOLENTLY ELECTROCUTED!
Persephone: SMOKE IS COMING OUT! SPARKS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE! YES MOTHERFUCKER! DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: METHUSELAH IS BEING BURNT TO A CRISP BEFORE THE CURRENT STOPS! HE’S SENT PLUMMETING DOWNWARD TO THE CANVAS AND HE’S OUT IN A SMOLDERING HEAP! KASAI STAGGERS BACK IN SHOCK AFTER WHAT SHE’S JUST SEEN, BUT THAT CERTAINLY JUST DID THE JOB RIGHT THERE! METHUSELAH MIGHT BE-
Persephone: FUCKING DEAD! METHUSELAH IS FUCKING DEAD! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT?!
(KASAI falls back into the corner, as the crowd is stunned at what they’re seeing in the center of the ring right now. She slowly begins to make her way out of the corner, realizing immediately that she needs to make something out of this…)
(SLICE!)
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SLICED KASAI ACROSS HER BODY WITH A SCALPEL!
Rich Russillo: KASAI IS BEGINNING TO BLEED OUT, AND BETHANY IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS THIS UP!
Tyrone Montgomery: CONNECTING WITH ‘CODE BLUE’! HEART PUNCH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! AND NOW BETHANY IS BEGINNING TO MAKE HER WAY UP THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE SCAFFOLDING!
Rich Russillo: THERE IS NOBODY THAT HAS MORE OF AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THIS RIGHT NOW THAN DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY HAS A HOLD OF THE POWERLINES AS SHE BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TO THE BRIEFCASE! SHE HAS HER EYES SET ON WINNING THIS MATCH AND PUTTING AN END TO THE CARNAGE COMPLETELY! BUT I DON’T THINK THAT SHE’S ALONE IN THAT ENDEAVOR!
Rich Russillo: BECAUSE LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS REACHED THE POWERLINES AS WELL! BOTH OF THEM ARE ON A CRASH COURSE TOWARD EACH OTHER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ULTIMATE X STRUCTURE!
Persephone: NO! FUCK! I DON’T LIKE EITHER SCENARIO! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
Tyrone Montgomery: Would you have liked any scenario???
Persephone: … Not really, no.
Rich Russillo: BOTH OF THEM FREE ONE OF THEIR HANDS AND BEGIN TO SEND STRIKES TOWARD ONE ANOTHER, TRYING TO LOOSEN THEIR GRIP ON THE STRUCTURE WHILE KEEPING THEMSELVES UP ON THE POWERLINES!
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY GOES FOR A STRIKE- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO BLOCK IT WITH HIS FOREARM AND REEL BACK AS HE GOES FOR A HUGE STRIKE-
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS AS BETHANY’S GRIP SLIPS! SHE GOES UPSIDE DOWN ON THE STRUCTURE! TRYING HER BEST TO HOLD ON BY HER LEGS, BUT LIMMY INCHES CLOSER TO THE BRIEFCASE AS HE REACHES OUT! HE HAS A HOLD OF IT AND HE’S TRYING TO UNHOOK IT!
(…)
Tyrone Montgomery: BUT BETHANY JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF THE SCALPEL FROM EARLIER AND JUST TRIED TO STAB IT INTO BACK OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Rich Russillo: BUT LIMMY JUST FREED ONE OF HIS HANDS AND SNATCHED THE SCALPEL FROM HER HANDS! HE SWINGS HIMSELF FORWARD-
(Suddenly, the crowd gasps.)
(Bethany freezes as Limmy stabs the scalpel right against the side of her neck.)
Persephone: Oh.
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY IS FROZEN AS HER HANDS RELEASE FROM THE POWERLINES! SHE’S HANGING BY HER LEGS AS BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP FROM HER NECK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! LIMMY IS FROZEN FOR A MOMENT TOO!
Rich Russillo: BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP HIM AS HE REACHES OUT AND GRABS A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE!
(…)
(Suddenly, a cry of pain is heard.)
Tyrone Montgomery: BETHANY JUST RIPPED THE SCALPEL OUT OF HER NECK! SHE GRIPS IT IN HER HANDS-
Rich Russillo: DRIVING IT INTO THE SHOULDER OF LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH INTENSITY!
(Bethany releases the grip that she has on Limmy, and while she does…)
(Limmy plummets down to the ground.)
(Bethany, barely conscious, slowly uses the last ounce of energy that she has to crunch upward and reach her arms up.)
(As she unhooks the briefcase.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Somebody Call Me A Doctor’ begins to play through the speakers as Dr. Bethany Blue immediately loses her grip with the briefcase in her hands and falls down to the canvas with a thud. She’s unresponsive as officials quickly rush into the ring and begin to assess the situation at hand. With even the winner completely out of it, it’s clear that the carnage has unfolded and absolutely nobody has survived.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE ULTIMATE X MATCH!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: … Fuck.
Tyrone Montgomery: After the trials and tribulations that came with this match, after all of these Elitists quite literally put themselves through absolute hell to try and get their way here tonight, it was none other than Dr. Bethany Blue who made her way out of the debris with the victory.
Rich Russillo: Now she has a mystery opportunity that will be revealed at a later time, and I think that she is more than happy to relish in the moment tonight once she wakes up. This entire season she has stood on the fact that she is the best competitor on Voltage, and that she will go through anyone to prove that, and tonight, she went out here in Ontario and did just that.
Persephone: I don’t like it.
Tyrone Montgomery: We don’t care! Congratulations to Bethany on her victory!
(Bethany is rolled out of the ring, being checked on continuously as she hasn’t moved an inch since winning the match. Methuselah is being stretchered out while KASAI, Cameron, and a recovering Limmy Monaghan are all seen being checked on. The last shot seen is medics continuing to check on Bethany as Shock Value then begins to fade to elsewhere..)
(Commercial for Couples Therapy with Dr. Bethany Blue and Adam Lucas.)
(Sunday Night Voltage returns immediately, the sounds of ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac begin to blast through the speakers of the arena. The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers as the camera goes over to the stage, and a lowrider is seen making its way out from the back. On top of it, TLA and Chris Elite are seen, both dressed to the nines in a flashy party attire, with TLA rocking an open silk shirt and Chris in a custom designer suit. Flanking them alongside the car are half a dozen poons, all dancing as they shake their hips to TLA’s theme.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… TLA AND CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: What the fuck is going on inside the ring?
(The camera goes over to show the inside of the ring, as it’s been completely transformed. The mat is covered in a colorful, patterned carpet. A long banquet table sits in the center, overflowing with a magnificent spread of authentic Mexican cuisine, with towering platters of street tacos, sizzling fajitas, massive bowls of guacamole, fresh churros, and, of course, plenty of ice-cold tequilas and cervezas. In the corner of the ring stands a live, fully-decked-out Mariachi band, playing to the tune of TLA’s theme as the duo makes their entrance.)
Thadd Blazevich: Looks like a party, dude.
Persephone: Well, no shit, but what’s the fucking point?
Rich Russillo: We were told that TLA and Chris had a surprise for their Shock Value opponents for the go-home show, and needless to say, we’re getting a taste of that right now. It seems they want to celebrate before they try to take the Unified Tag Team Championships for themselves.
Persephone: Thank Gawd they’re not going to be in charge for long after this. This was a month of pain and agony; I’m ready for this to finally be over with. And you know what? If this is a celebration for their inevitable failure, then I might as well join the party.
Thadd Blazevich: That’s the spirit, bro! Lighten up for once! Both of them are clearly trying to show some spirit around here that you lack, and I’m more than excited to see it! I’m sure it won’t be long before the two other teams join the party as well!
(TLA and Chris both make their way into the ring, as they help the poons in as well, before taking a bottle of alcohol for themselves and cracking it open, taking a swig of it while ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ continues to play through the speakers of the arena. Both of them are clearly happy to be here right now, as they head over and take microphones from the ringside area.)
TLA: ¡¿Qué pasó, Santiago, Chile?!
(The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers as TLA has a smile on his face, taking another drink as he nods his head.)
TLA: Good, good. We got some good stuff here for you tonight! A big fiesta, best fit for a big-time match!
Chris Elite: But before we get down to business, let’s give it up for the setup! Come on now, you know these two fine gentlemen right here don’t half-ass shit. We are mere days away from Shock Value. Days away from stepping into an Electrified TLC match, which we personally chose, which is crazy work, but we want the challenge. Before we risk life and limb tho, we decided that we needed to relax. We needed to celebrate!
TLA: ¡Órale, mis amigos! You already know what it is! When you step into the ring with TLA and the homie Chris Elite, you getting that big lucha. You getting the biggest hustlers this brand has ever seen, put yourself in the fight of your life. But tonight… tonight you step into the greatest fiesta this company has ever seen! Ah yessir! We got the tacos, we got the tequila, we got the beautiful senoritas bouncing up and down! Shit is getting lit af in here. :ahh:
Chris Elite: But we can’t do this alone, can we? No, we decided to send an invitation out to a couple of lucky folks to celebrate with us.
TLA: Si. As much as I’d love to party all night, we got some guests of honor we gotta invite out here. So without further ado, let’s bring out the two teams that we’ll be facing at Shock Value. ToXXXin, ARIA & Candice Blair, getcho asses out here and celebrate with us!
(TLA gestures toward the stage, and after a few moments, ‘God Shattering Star’ by Takashi Baba begins to blast through the speakers of the arena. The crowd erupts as the camera goes over to the stage to show ARIA and Candice Blair as they’re both seen making their way out from the backstage area. The two of them look visibly unimpressed at this, but they do a good job concealing it as they begin to make their way to the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Here comes the other half of the challengers, and they certainly don’t look happy to be playing into TLA and Chris’s hands here tonight, especially considering the circumstances surrounding this tricky Tag Title match that they have on their hands.
Thadd Blazevich: TLA and Chris were the ones who put them into this. And while it certainly is not a complaint to be had, that also doesn’t change the fact that they put themselves into the match as well! ARIA and Candice have never been ones to complain, but they’re certainly not going to take shit from our two General Managers.
Persephone: Well, all of us had to for a month, I guess you just have to fucking get used to it.
(ARIA and Candice both make their way into the ring, heading over and grabbing microphones from the ringside area while ‘God Shattering Star’ begins to come to a close. As they head over, TLA and Chris look welcoming.)
TLA: Hola, mamis! Welcome! Welcome!
(ARIA and Candice both look at each other, but before they’re able to speak… ‘Duel by JINJER begins to play up to a loud negative reaction ensuing from the crowd. As the camera goes over from the ring to the stage, it focuses on Daniella Atlas and Selina Reyes as they both make their way out. Unlike the other team, they’re unable to hide their pure annoyance for this, as the Tag Champions both begin to make their way down the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: If there’s one thing that we can say, it’s that our General Managers certainly have not made ToXXXin’s time as Unified Tag Team Champions very easy. Needless to say, the situation that they’re in right now is because of them, from the participants to the match stipulation, and by the looks of things, they’re looking to put a cap on it right now.
Thadd Blazevich: And they don’t look like they’re here to party, bro. They’re looking to start a firefight, but I think they believe that this Tag Title match is a predetermined result. So it’s interesting to see how they’re going to approach their first task as Champions, especially with the level of starpower in their way.
Persephone: I wouldn’t be taking them seriously either after this. All of this is just one big fucking joke.
(Both members of ToXXXin begin to make their way into the ring. They approach the other two teams as ‘Duel’ begins to come to a close. As they take microphones from the ringside area, TLA begins to speak.)
TLA: Yessir, now we all in dis bitch. 💯
Chris Elite: Ladies. Please, grab yourself a plate. We got chicken, beef, al pastor. Help yourselves. Consider this our treat, because come Shock Value, we’re taking those Unified Tag Team Championships off your hands.
(Both Selina and Daniella glare at the two of them, before Selina raises her microphone up.)
Selina Reyes: You think this is a joke, Chris? This pathetic little charade-
(BRRRRRRR-BA-DAM-BAM!)
(Before Selina can continue what she’s saying, the Mariachi band starts playing up again. She stops, blinking in irritation before looking back over at TLA and Chris, who are snickering amongst themselves.)
Selina Reyes: As I was saying… You two are treating this like a joke, but-
(BAM-BAM-BAM!)
(The band continues to play an obnoxious riff, and as Selina tries her best to stay calm, Daniella quickly speaks up.)
Daniella Atlas: Shut that band up! We are the Unified Tag Team Champions. We deserve-
(BAM-BAM-BAM-BA-DAM-BAM!)
(Daniella lets out a yell in frustration, as the camera focuses on TLA and Chris, who are clearly enjoying themselves right now. TLA can’t stop himself from laughing hysterically while Chris has grabbed a churro and has started eating it.)
TLA: :whoa: Relax there, y’all! The band is just feeling their rhythm! Let ‘em play!
ARIA: Alright, look. We’ve had our fun, got our laughs in, but let’s get down to business, alright? Because I don’t think this is doing any of us any favors right now-
(BA-DAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BA-DAM)
Candice Blair: Seriously, guys, stop-
(BAM-BAM-BA-DAM-BA-DAM-BA-DAM)
(Now everyone looks annoyed, and after a moment of continuing to laugh their asses off, TLA and Chris look at one another before Chris finally nods his head.)
Chris Elite: Iight, fine, we’ll call off the band. But you four need to lighten up. Look at yourselves! What’s wrong with us throwing y’all a little fiesta to enjoy? I don’t see anything wrong with that, do you, TLA?
TLA: Nah, homie. I don’t.
Chris Elite: We wanted to give you a nice, comfortable night out. Good food, good drinks, good vibes, why? Because it’s not gonna be like this at Shock Value, is it now? The fun is going to be over next week, and we’re going to be in an Electrified TLC match. And if you want to skip directly to that like a bunch of dickeaters then so be it, just know that no team’s more qualified for this than ourselves. So we figured we’d let you enjoy those titles one last time before TLA and I took them from you.
Daniella Atlas: You think you’re intimidating us? Chere, you don’t even know the half of it. We have long been equipped to face terrors just like this and hardened to not just be the Champions, but be the best tag team in the division. Such a statement was solidified when we beat Fire & Ice. When we dismantled them, destroyed them. And that was just the beginning. These titles were not in the books for us, but that was okay, because we took them by force. We are a plague that you simply cannot cure, no matter how hard you try.
Selina Reyes: The mission has always been simple with ToXXXin and that’s domination. If this is something that you would like to impede on, then it is your deathwish, but trust that there will be no mercy, especially as we’re caught in the middle of… all of this. Unlike all of you, we are focused on making sure that we keep these titles around our waist. No distractions will change anything about that.
(Selina glances over at ARIA and Candice.)
Selina Reyes: You two are just collateral damage in our reign. You’re lucky you even get to share a ring with us.
Candice Blair: We’re the ones who are lucky? That’s funny. Because if I remember correctly, the only way you two got those titles was through complete and utter luck.
ARIA: A Minerva interference, an exposed turnbuckle, really took a lot for the best tag team in the division to beat Rex and Raven. Let’s not forget, we still don’t know what would’ve happened if Saori Aizen hadn’t decided to stick her head into our business during our match.
Candice Blair: Considering what has happened these past couple of weeks, I’d say that anything is probable. But now, next week, there is nothing that is going to hold the two of us back. Nothing is going to be able to get in the way. We’re all on even ground, and the two of you won’t be able to just escape with the titles anymore.
ARIA: And when the playing field is level, when it comes down to pure, unfiltered violence and the will to survive… It’s true. You two won’t be able to just escape from it with luck anymore. You’re not going to be able to rely on cheap tricks or nothing. You’re just going to have to climb, and trust me, we’ll be there when you do. This may not be what I had in mind for Shock Value, but when it comes down to it, I’ve always been one to make the best out of a bad situation, and what this means is Candice and I taking those titles.
(ARIA and Candice stare down ToXXXin. But while they do, TLA is seen clapping his hands together while putting his arm around Chris.)
TLA: See?! Now we’re taking, amigas! Now the fuego is coming out! I love it! That’s what we want to see at Shock Value. But imma be honest with y’all, all that ain’t gonna mean a damn thing when we out there putting the beats on you and taking that gold for ourselves. Los Campeons sounds damn good if you know what I mean. Right now tho, let’s not ruin the move. Have a taco! Take a shot! These poons get paid by the hour!
(The other two teams in the ring look at eachother in annoyance about this. But before long, Selina is seen making her way over, as if she’s going to comply…)
Rich Russillo: OH! SELINA WITH A PLATE OF GUACAMOLE JUST SMASHED IT DIRECTLY AGAINST THE FACE OF TLA!
Thadd Blazevich: TLA IS BLINDED AS HE FALLS BACK, AND BRO! WE HAVE A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS NOW! EVERYONE IS TRADING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH, AND IT SEEMS OUR FIESTA IS COMPLETELY OUT OF THE WINDOW NOW!
Persephone: Good, get me the fuck out of here.
Rich Russillo: ARIA CONNECTS WITH A HEEL KICK DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF DANIELLA THAT SENDS HER STAGGERING BACK! BUT SHE DOESN’T ACCOUNT FOR CHRIS ELITE WHO QUICKLY SLIDES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE GERMAN TO SEND HER FLYING BACK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!
Thadd Blazevich: CANDICE GRABS A HOLD OF SELINA BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HER AGAINST A PLATE OF TACOS! BEFORE GRABBING A HOLD OF HER AND TRYING TO PUT HER THROUGH THE TABLE- BUT SELINA MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW DIRECTLY TO THE CHEST, WHICH SENDS HER STAGGERING BACK!
Persephone: FALLING RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DANIELLA, WHO SENDS HER FLINGING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: ARIA STAGGERS HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER, BUT SHE FALLS RIGHT INTO DANIELLA AND SELINA! WHO GRABBED A HOLD OF HER BY THE WRIST!
Thadd Blazevich: BEFORE GOING FOR TOTAL TOXXXICITY!
Persephone: BUT ARIA DUCKS UNDER IT! SHE RUNS THE ROPES!
Rich Russillo: DOUBLE PHOENIX INJECTION TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN! HANDSPRING CUTTER TO TOXXXIN COMPLETELY WIPES THEM OUT!
Thadd Blazevich: WAIT! BUT AS ARIA GETS UP-
(CRASH!)
Persephone: SHE FALLS RIGHT INTO TLA AND CHRIS ELITE WHO LIFT HER UP AND SLAM HER DOWN DIRECTLY ONTO THE FIESTA TABLE! HAH!
Rich Russillo: THERE’S ONLY ONE TEAM LEFT STANDING! AND COULD THIS BE THE TEAM WHO WALKS AWAY WITH THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE?!
(TLA and Chris look at one another before smirking, looking at the Tag Titles that have been dropped down to the ground, picking them up and raising them high into the air as ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’, then begins to blast through the speakers. The last shot seen is the two of them standing tall as the other two teams are seen beginning to recover, definitely not looking happy about this. From there, Sunday Night Voltage begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where Jon Kelton faces Miku Sakai.)
(The camera cuts back to TLA in the ring, standing beside the Wheel of Death in the center with a microphone in hand. TLA has a grin on his face as the audience cheers loudly for him before gradually settling down so he can speak.)
TLA: Santiago, Chile! :lick:
(The crowd erupts with cheers at hearing their city called out.)
TLA: The party ain’t over yet, because we still gotta decide a stipulation for Jon Kelton…
(The crowd immediately boos.)
TLA: …versus Miku Sakai.
(The boos grow even louder, causing TLA to smirk with amusement.)
TLA: Damn. Tough crowd tonight, homie. :mjgrin: But go ahead and help me welcome the competitors down to the ring. Introducing first… MIKU!
(TLA gestures toward the stage as “Lowlife Princess” by BIBI plays. Miku walks through the curtain, standing on the stage briefly before rolling her eyes and marching down the ramp, clearly in a bad mood.)
Rich Russillo: Well, Miku Sakai doesn’t exactly look thrilled to be coming out here tonight.
Persephone: No kidding. She looks exactly like me every time I walk down to this desk knowing I have to sit here and share it with the two of you.
Thadd Blazevich: Hey!
Persephone: Oh, don’t act surprised. You already know I can’t stand you.
Rich Russillo: Last week things completely fell apart for Miku and Jon Kelton in their tag team match against ToXXXin. The two of them absolutely could NOT coexist in that ring.
Thadd Blazevich: Honestly, that’s not much of a shock. Their personalities were never going to mesh well in the first place. But at the same time, I don’t think anybody expected them to actually work together either. I think most people were just waiting to see how fast things would fall apart between them.
Rich Russillo: Say, do you think we should expect any drama between them tonight?
Persephone: I hope so. That would beat listening to them stand around arguing about who knows what and wasting everyone’s time. Just fight already.
(Miku walks up the steps and enters the ring, passing by TLA as she makes her way to the right side. She reaches through the middle rope to take a microphone from a stagehand before turning back toward the center. Miku stands across from TLA on the opposite side of the wheel, looking it up and down for a moment before raising her eyes to him.)
Miku Sakai: First, let me just say this whole thing is fucking stupid. You think I wanted to come out here and spin some goddamn wheel? No. I would much rather be in the back, minding my own business and thinking of all the different ways I’m going to hurt Jon Kelton at Shock Value. Speaking of that, before you invite him out here, let me also say I’m not thrilled about the bald one making this match between us last week either. There are a lot better things I could be doing with my time than facing him. Like focusing on how I’m going to get myself back into the Universal Women’s Championship picture where I belong.
TLA: For someone that hates having their time wasted, you sure are doing a lot of that right now by ranting.
(TLA watches her with a smirk. Miku chuckles to herself at first before it slowly spirals into loud, unhinged laughter.)
Miku Sakai: Are you TRYING to piss me off, TLA?! Because if you are, congratulations. Mission accomplished! Let me get this through your THICK fucking skull, do you hear me?? It doesn’t matter WHAT the stipulation is between me and Jon Kelton. No matter what it lands on, I’m going to beat him and prove that he is nowhere near my level! So honestly, it would probably be better if YOU spin that wheel instead of me and we can just get this over with already!
(TLA pauses for a moment, pretending to think it over.)
TLA: Sure, I could spin the wheel instead… but where’s the fun in that? Especially when your other half still hasn’t made his way out here yet. So without further ado… ladies and gentlemen—
Miku Sakai: Don’t.
TLA: Please join me in welcoming—
Miku Sakai: DON’T.
TLA: Jon Kelton!
(Miku throws her arms up in frustration before turning her attention toward the stage as “All of the Lights (Interlude)” by Kanye West hits to a negative reaction from the crowd.)
Persephone: Oh, brother.
(Kelton marches down the ramp with a serious look on his face. As he reaches the steps, he grabs a microphone resting on top of them before continuing up and entering the ring. Kelton steps inside and immediately stands face to face with Miku, the Wheel of Death positioned between them while TLA backs away slightly to give the two some space as “All of the Lights (Interlude)” fades out in the background.)
Jon Kelton: What’s the matter? Were you hoping to avoid me one week before the big show? Well whether you like it or not, Miku, I’m here. And before I came out here, I was listening. I heard you say that it doesn’t matter what stipulation the wheel lands on, and honestly… I agree with you. It doesn’t matter. TLA could have spun that wheel himself and it wouldn’t have made a difference to me. Because no matter what it lands on, I’m going to deal with you. You keep making jokes about how Minerva sent me out of the arena on a stretcher. But tell me something… what do you think is going to happen to you? Huh? Because with one spin of this wheel, I’m about to find out exactly how I’m going to do it.
(Miku folds her arms, clearly annoyed and unimpressed with Kelton as he walks over to the wheel. Kelton grabs it firmly and gives it a hard spin. The wheel begins to rattle loudly as it turns, the anticipation building while everyone watches closely, including TLA. The clicking slowly begins to fade as the wheel loses momentum… before finally coming to a stop.)
(Electric Weapons!)
(The crowd reacts loudly at the reveal as both competitors glance up at the result on the wheel. Finally, Kelton turns his attention back over to Miku with a smile.)
Jon Kelton: Well, there you have it. At Shock Value, it’s going to be me versus Miku in an Electric Weapons match!
Miku Sakai: Good. With that out of the way—
(Miku turns to leave the ring, walking past Kelton to do so, but stops in her tracks when he suddenly grabs her arm and pulls her back in front of him.)
Jon Kelton: Whoa, where are you going? It’s not often you’re running out of things to say. This might be a first.
Miku Sakai: Next time, you’re going to lose that hand. So never touch me again. And honestly, I don’t even get what the hell it is you want from me. You spun the wheel. It picked the stipulation. That’s it. There’s no reason for me to still be standing out here except to waste more time… which, by the way, this whole thing has been from the start. I don’t understand why you’ve got this weird obsession with me, but at this point I’m actually starting to look forward to Shock Value. Because once that match is over, all of this finally comes to an end.
Jon Kelton: “Obsession?” Miku, you’re the one who came to me first. You interrupted my interview. You’re the one who started this whole mess. And now with the noose tightening around your neck as we get closer to Shock Value… I’ve got to ask. Is there even a small part of you that regrets it?
Miku Sakai: Regret it? Please. The only thing I regret is how much of my time this whole thing has wasted. You’re acting like I dragged you into this mess, Kelton, but let’s be honest for a second. You’re the one who always manages to get himself into trouble. That’s kind of your whole thing. You run your mouth, stick your nose where it doesn’t belong, and then act shocked when it comes back to bite you.
(Miku gestures vaguely toward the wheel with clear annoyance.)
Miku Sakai: Whatever that stupid wheel landed on doesn’t change anything. It could’ve been anything and the result would still be the same. You’re still Jon Kelton. And Jon Kelton isn’t good enough to beat me. A stipulation doesn’t magically make you better. It just gives you another excuse when things don’t go your way.
Jon Kelton: Funny. You keep saying this is a waste of time, but you’re still standing here talking to me.
Miku Sakai: Yeah, because somebody has to remind you how this ends. You keep acting like this is some big moment for you, like you’re finally getting one over on me. But the truth is a lot simpler than that. This whole situation? It’s your fault. You’re the one who kept pushing this. You’re the one who couldn’t just leave things alone.
(Miku steps a little closer, clearly irritated.)
Miku Sakai: And now you’re standing here acting like you’re the hunter in this situation? Please. You’re just the fucking idiot who wandered into the wrong fight again.
Jon Kelton: You’re talking like the match already happened.
Miku Sakai: Because I already know how it ends. Shock Value isn’t going to be some big comeback story for you, Kelton. It’s just going to be the moment where you finally get exactly what’s coming to you.
(She shrugs dismissively.)
Miku Sakai: Like I said, this match is a complete waste of my time. But if I’m stuck dealing with you anyway… then fine. I’ll make sure it’s worth it.
(Miku stares him down.)
Miku Sakai: Because if I have to face “Jon Kelton”… I’m going to make sure you get exactly what you deserve.
(Kelton forces an amused smile, clearly trying to suppress his anger before—)
Rich Russillo: OOH! KELTON WITH A FOREARM TO MIKU! KELTON JUST BLASTED MIKU WITH A FOREARM! AND MIKU FIRES RIGHT BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN!
Persephone: Fucking finally!
Thadd Blazevich: EMOTIONS HAVE BOILED OVER! KELTON SHOOTS IN AND DOUBLE LEGS MIKU DOWN TO THE MAT! THE TWO OF THEM ARE ROLLING AROUND ON THE CANVAS BEFORE TUMBLING OUT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! BOTH SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET!
Rich Russillo: NOW KELTON AND MIKU ARE TRADING RIGHT HANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! BACK AND FORTH! NEITHER ONE BACKING DOWN!
(TLA watches from inside the ring, clearly entertained but a little conflicted about whether he should step in or let it play out. Judging by the crowd reaction, he seems to be leaning toward letting them fight.)
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON LANDS A HEAVY RIGHT THAT ROCKS MIKU AND SENDS HER STAGGERING!
(Kelton doubles over near the timekeeper’s area as Miku marches straight toward him—)
(CRACK!)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! KELTON JUST CRACKED MIKU ACROSS THE SKULL WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
(Miku drops down to all fours immediately, crawling away from Kelton as blood begins to trickle down from her forehead. She uses the ring apron to start pulling herself up while Kelton lines her up.)
Thadd Blazevich: “FINAL ATONEMENT!” :damn:
Rich Russillo: JON KELTON WITH THE SPEAR!
(The spear drives Miku backward and the back of her head slams hard against the steel steps. Kelton rises back to his feet, breathing heavily as he stares down at her. Miku curls up near the steps, clutching the back of her head.)
Persephone: :roman:
Thadd Blazevich: Jesus.
Rich Russillo: Jon Kelton just sent a brutal message ahead of Shock Value! Could this be the exact scene we see next week?!
(Kelton slowly backs away before turning toward the ramp as “All of the Lights (Interlude)” by Kanye West begins to play. He keeps looking back over his shoulder at Miku, who still hasn’t moved since the spear. The anger and disgust are clear on his face as the camera pulls back. Inside the ring, TLA leans over the ropes and begins signaling for medical staff to come down and check on Miku as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where the Unified Tag Team Championships are defended in an Electrified TLC match.)
(The camera returns to ringside, and after some time, ‘Burn In My Light’ by Mercy Drive hits, immediately bringing about boos from the fans in attendance. The boos are loud, but they only grow louder as Kai Rabeaux steps out to the stage. Kai looks unbothered by the hostile crowd reception, but he appears focused, waiting for Shock Value and his opportunity to put down Hans Grayson. Kai slowly walks down the ramp, carrying a microphone in his hand as he heads to the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Kai Rabeaux is on his way to the ring for some words for us, one week away from his upcoming match against Hans Grayson at Shock Value, which we still don’t know the stipulation for just yet.
Thadd Blazevich: This is bound to be a fire match, bro. Things have been getting heated like crazy all throughout the past month, so I can’t imagine how insane Shock Value is gonna be.
Persephone: Well I can’t wait. One night without having to sit through everyone on the roster running their mouths would be great.
(Kai Rabeaux climbs onto the apron, entering the ring as ‘Burn In My Light’ begins to fade out. He stands in the center of the ring, taking in the loud boos from the fans. After some time, Kai finally begins to speak.)
Kai Rabeaux: I am sure many of the individuals in the back are waiting for Shock Value to come around for the sake of fixing what was a miserable season for them, or taking the next steps towards advancing their careers. However, I’m already on the cusp of heightened success. I’m already on the road to the greatness that was promised from the moment I stepped on this brand, so when I walk into Shock Value it won’t be for the sake of damage control. It’ll be for the sake of extermination. This brand falling into the palm of my hand, this is what I set out to achieve and what I have already shown I am capable of making happen. There is only one week before Shock Value arrives, and once it does, Hans Grayson will not merely suffer a loss at the hands of his Overlord, he will be forced to realize that one month ago at King of Elite he made the greatest mistake of his entire career, and that was not ending it at Road to Redemption.
(The boos only grow louder hearing this, and Kai just shakes his head. A smirk briefly forms on his face as he continues to be showered with the hatred of the fans, but after some time, he begins to speak once more.)
Kai Rabeaux: Hans is a child, and he has spent the first half of the season demonstrating exactly that. Understand that Han had every opportunity to prevent this from becoming his fate. He could have avoided all of this, but once his arm was broken, the damage was done. It was too late for him which is why Drake decided he was better off disposing of him, and even then, Hans had the chance to save himself. He could have stayed home. He could have allowed himself to recover properly and end his career with the sympathy of the masses, knowing that an injury derailed his career. He had the chance to take his ball and go home but he’d rather return and continue his fight, leading him directly into my grasp. What happens at Shock Value will be the consequences of his decision to return, and-
(‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ by AFI hits to a loud response, bringing about an explosion of cheers from the crowd as Kai Rabeaux turns towards the stage, annoyed. Hans Grayson begins to walk out to the stage, and Hans just shakes his head hearing the words Kai had for him. Hans is holding a microphone in his hand, but this time he does not bring his Cash in the Vault briefcase with him. Hans stares at Kai as he makes it to the bottom of the ramp, and he calls for his entrance music to fade out, before beginning to speak.)
Hans Grayson: Kai, what were you expecting? Seriously, man. I don’t know if you thought I was actually just going to just sit at home with a broken arm and never get back in the ring knowing everything that was done to me, but if you did then you’re seriously out of your mind. I’m tired of all of this, Kai. I’m tired of going back and forth with you and Drake, but you didn’t really give me a choice in the matter here. After what you did to me it was either I chose to be a coward or I gave you what you asked for, and I think it was obvious from the start which one I was going to do. I’m not just here to talk for no reason, Kai. You can make all of the promises that you want, but when Shock Value comes around I’m going to be the one that ends this.
(The fans cheer as Hans Grayson walks up the steel steps, before finally entering the ring.)
Hans Grayson: Kai, the only one who made a mistake here was you. I already told you what that mistake was too, but let me just remind you. Your mistake was going after me when you were never my target. Your mistake was thinking that you could do whatever you want at my expense without me doing anything about it. You didn’t need to do that. I’m here to make sure Drake Armstrong suffers for what he did, but you put yourself in my way and you’ve spent the last few weeks blaming me for that. I’m ready to do what I need to do in order to get all this over with, so you can go ahead and throw whatever you want at me Kai, because I am ready. It doesn’t matter what you have, or what you think you can do to me. It’s about time that this ends, and this is going to end with my hand raised.
(Hans Grayson steps forward, standing face to face with Kai Rabeaux as he continues.)
Hans Grayson: Don’t forget that you asked for this, Kai. You fired the first shot. What happens at Shock Value will be on *you*.
(The fans cheer as Hans stares at Kai, and in the middle of the staredown between the two men, Kai just nods his head, taking in Hans’ words before finally beginning to respond.)
Kai Rabeaux: Is that so?
Hans Grayson: Did it sound like I wasn’t sure?
Kai Rabeaux: No, but I wanted to see for myself before I continued, because it’d be a shame if all of this confidence crumbled so easily. You sound sure of yourself for a man who missed out on three months of his career and is on the verge of the realization that those three months were a blessing compared to what’s coming your way at Shock Value, but since you’re so sure of yourself, we might as well make use of the kind of event that this is. I don’t just intend to outwrestle you. I intend to dismantle you, so with this being an event centered around electricity, I have an idea. There’s no need for us to spin the wheel. Instead, I want to be sure that this is settled in a way that guarantees you’re unable to back out of this. Hans…
(A grin slowly forms on the face of Kai as he stares at his Shock Value opponent.)
Kai Rabeaux: Why don’t you face me in a Shock Collar match?
(This gets a loud response from the fans, surprised to hear such a challenge from Kai. However, it doesn’t take long at all for that challenge to receive its answer.)
Hans Grayson: I accept.
(This causes the crowd to explode with cheers, both for Hans who showed no hesitation in accepting the challenge, and for Shock Value, knowing that the stakes have been raised for the match between these two.)
Hans Grayson: I hope you don’t think I ever actually had intentions of running away from this. I get it, I was gone for a bit thanks to my arm, but I wasn’t gone because I wanted to be. I was gone because I was forced to be after having my arm broken by your friend. I had months stolen from me Kai, I didn’t just run away. The second I realized I was in good enough shape to come back I did exactly that. I already was willing to face you at Shock Value without any problem, and trust me, I’m not missing this. Don’t think that this stipulation changes anything for me. This is a Shock Collar match, that’s fine. That doesn’t change what this means to me. You’re going down Kai, and if you ask me, this is the perfect match to make sure that happens.
(Hans stops speaking as he receives more cheers, and there’s tension in the ring between the two men as Hans appears fired up. However, Kai keeps the cold look on his face, beginning to respond to Hans.)
Kai Rabeaux: I believe you’re mistaken, Hans. I know what you went through in order to return, and I don’t intend to limit your ability to run merely thanks to the idea of you being a coward. No, this is about what I am going to do to you at Shock Value. You and I can agree on one thing and it is the fact that Shock Value is where this chapter between us comes to an end, but let it be known that I don’t walk into wars for the sake of being able to say I participated. I enter wars to win, and at a time like this victory comes through the punishment that’ll be inflicted against my enemies. The Shock Collar match exists not to prevent you from leaving before it has even started. It exists to make sure that once you do get what you deserve, you’re left with no choice but to continue taking punishment, until you can no longer fight.
Hans Grayson: And that’s what you think you’ll do to me? You think that of all the people on this brand, I’m the one you’re going to force to give up? Good luck with that, Kai. It has never been that easy to keep me down, and I’ve never been the type of Elitist to just give up once things get tough. If I can take a broken arm and end up back in front of the amazing people in these crowds before I’ve even been cleared to compete then I think I can take whatever you throw at me. It was bad enough losing any time of my career. I’m not about to have this season stolen from me. You and Drake have been in my way for long enough, and this might not be my time to get my hands on Drake, but trust me, I’m going to handle each and every one of my problems.
Kai Rabeaux: Not this one, Hans. Not as long as you fail to see that the problem here is not me. It’s not Drake Armstrong. It’s you. The problem is that you can’t see just how childish you have been all this time, to the point that you’re actively sacrificing your own well-being to settle an unneeded score. It’d be in your best interest to proceed with caution, as you have no idea what’ll come your way.
(The fans loudly boo, and Hans Grayson just shakes his head, slowly taking a few steps back.)
Hans Grayson: Yeah, sure. I’ve already seen everything I needed to see, Kai. You showed your hands, and I’m not afraid of you or anything else you have to offer. Do what you want. I told you what’s gonna happen at Shock Value, and if you really thi-
Rich Russillo: HEY!!! KAI RABEAUX JUST RAN IN, SENDING HIMSELF AND HANS GRAYSON OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A LARIAT!!! IT LOOKS LIKE KAI HAD HEARD ENOUGH FROM HANS, AND NOW I THINK WE MIGHT JUST HAVE OURSELVES A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS AS THESE TWO ARE REALLY GOING AT IT HANS AND KAI HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN BACK TO THEIR FEET YET! KAI JUST GOT ON TOP OF HANS, WASTING NO TIME BEGINNING TO PUNCH AWAY AT GRAYSON!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS IS ABLE TO PUSH HIM OFF- AND BRO LANDS A HUGE FOREARM TO KNOCK KAI AWAY! Hans gets back up- BUT KAI RUNS IN AND RAMS HANS BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! HANS HIT THE POST HARD, BUT BRO IS ABLE TO LAND CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK! THESE TWO ARE REALLY GOING AT IT DUDE, AND I GUESS WE SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED THAT THIS IS HAPPENING! WE KNOW THESE TWO DON’T LIKE EACH OTHER!!
Persephone: Hans knocks Kai away with a knee, and he rushes in before taming the fight to him, as these two are starting to brawl their way up the ramp. Honestly? I’m just glad that they’re done talking. I had enough of that.
Rich Russillo: HANS AND KAI ARE JUST THROWING PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER NONSTOP, GIVING THE FANS A REAL HOCKEYFIGHT AS THEY’RE JUST TEARING INTO EACH OTHER! WE NOW KNOW THAT THESE TWO WILL BE FACING OFF IN A SHOCK COLLAR MATCH, AND SEEING THE HOSTILITY ON DISPLAY RIGHT NOW, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE PERFECT STIPULATION FOR THESE TWO!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS KNOCKS KAI BACKWARDS WITH AN ELBOW, AND DUDE, THE FIGHT HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE STAGE NOW! HANS RUNS IN- BUT HE GETS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE WITH A BIG BOOT, LEAVING HANS DAZED FOR A BIT! KAI GOES AFTER HANS NOW- BUT LOOK WHO’S COMING OUT!
(As the two continue to brawl with each other, security guards rush out to the stage, causing boos to come from the crowd knowing that the fight is going to be broken up. Some of the security guards pull Kai Rabeaux away from Hans Grayson, before the others grab Hans. The two Elitists fight their way through the security initially, but the fight doesn’t last long, as enough security guards rush out to prevent the two from breaking through their grasp.)
Persephone: Oh come on. This was finally starting to get interesting, why does this always happen?
Rich Russillo: Hans Grayson and Kai Rabeaux really seem to hate each other, but thankfully they only need to wait one more week! One week, and they can finally put their differences aside!
Thadd Blazevich: And this is bound to be some serious heat, dude! We got ourselves a Shock Collar match coming up, and it’s gonna be a good one.
(The security guards continue to pull Hans and Kai away from each other, while the two stare at each other with heated, focused looks on their faces. With this chaotic final image, Voltage fades from ringside.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where Drake Armstrong defends the EAW World Championship against Cody Maverick in an Electric Eel Deathmatch.)
(The camera returns to the commentary table once more, only this time, Rich Russillo can be seen sitting in front of the camera. Rich gives a smile to the camera before beginning to speak.)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen, we have one last rewind match for you all tonight, and I am grateful to be the one who has been selected to choose that match. Shock Value has always been a very exciting event and this year will be no different, but for my rewind match we will be taking things back to two years ago, with a match with number one contendership to a World Championship on the line. This was a match so chaotic, there was only one name to call it. A name you’ll see very shortly!
(After these words, the camera fades to the final rewind match of the night.)
[SCREENBAR – Shock Value 2024.]
(The camera cuts to the ring, as the scenery has shifted dramatically to a far more dangerous environment littered with impending carnage. The scaffold can be seen high above the ring, as Bella Braxton remains in the timekeepers area.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS… IS AN ELECTRIFIIIIIED CLUSTERFUCK MATCH!! The only way of victory, is by climbing onto the scaffold, and making your way toward retrieving the contract! The elitist who is able to secure the contract, will be the #1 CONTENDER FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP… AT GRANDDDD RAMPAGE!!!
(‘Stronger (salü remix)’ by The Score can be heard throughout the arena as Rex McAllister makes his way outward from the entrance ramp as he has a positive expression, while looking toward the ring as he sees the match he will undergo to punch his ticket to Grand Rampage, but he remains undeterred. He looks at the crowd with a reassuring nod, before he begins to walk down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: From Sea Isle, New Jersey! Weighing in at 238 pounds… REXXXXX MCALLISTER!!!
Persephone: *They had to bring this guy out first.*
James Peters: After what occurred in the previous FPV, Rex McAllister surely deserves another opportunity for the EAW World Championship! He had the match won, and it would be taken from him unceremoniously! In spite of that, Rex is here to earn his way right back into contention for the world title!
Rich Russillo: That was Charlie Marr being clever and retaining his title by any means necessary! He did what he had to! However, I won’t deny the performance that Rex had in that match! And to see that he gets this chance once more, I won’t be surprised by what he’s willing to go through so he can see to it that the opportunity remains in his hands!
(‘Bounce Back’ by Big Sean can be heard as the crowd lets their positive reactions be known throughout the arena. Jack Ripley emerges from the back with a nod to the roaring crowd, before looking ahead to the ring as he has a confident gaze before beginning to walk down the ramp, entirely focused on the battle that lies ahead of him as he gazes around the environment he competes within.)
Bella Braxton: From Las Vegas, Nevada! Weighing in at 205 pounds… JACK, RIPLEYYYYYY!!!!
James Peters: Jack Ripley has not had the strongest string of momentum serving moments, and he would most lilly tell you himself that the year he had previously was a bit unremarkable, but he’s here to leave all of the slopes he’s experienced behind! Securing the contract tonight could do wonders for Jack!
Rich Russillo: Of course, when four elitists in this match are former World Champions, you can’t help but see who would truly hunger for this opportunity more. Jack will surely be one to look out for, as I know he’s yearning for that big next step that can take him to world title contention!
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen hits to the immense reaction of the audience, as Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way out to the ramp with the chorus of incredible boos following her. The environment ahead only leaves her enhancing her focus for the match ahead, as she pays no mind to their reactions with her focus is very apparent, and makes her way down the ramp while looking ahead to the scaffold.)
Bella Braxton: From Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 125 pounds, DR. BETHANYYYYYYY BLUE!!!
Persephone: You know, why couldn’t they give a rising star like Luis this match?? Since nearly all of the people here are former World Champions, I think they’re lowballing mi amor immensely!
James Peters: The five elitists that march into a match such as this are meant to be physically & mentally prepared by every stretch of the imagination, and Dr. Bethany Blue surely poses that much to her advantage. She has put herself through the most difficult and challenging battles, able to come out on top! Electrified Clusterfuck is another challenge that she may conquer as well!
Rich Russillo: There is absolutely no denying the resume of the doctor, she’s here for a reason! Hungry as ever, looking to secure another world championship in her trophy case as she’s ready for the war to come! Every elitist HAS to be prepared of course, and Bethany’s got a real good shot!
(‘I Wish A Bitch Would’ by Delilah Bon can be heard blaring throughout the speakers as the crowd erupts in further reactions. Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out from the back, standing at the ramp with utmost focus as she’s glaring upward to the scaffold. Cameron continues to head down the ramp, not losing sight of her goal tonight with not a single look being made to the audience.)
Bella Braxton: From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 140 pounds…. CAMERONNNNNNNNN ELLAAA AVA!!!
James Peters: And here’s Cameron Ella Ava! Another former World Champion & EAW Hall of Famer who is looking to head into Grand Rampage with an immense opportunity! This match will very much test everyone who partakes within the war to come, but there’s no doubts that Cameron is willing to go through this war and then some to become #1 Contender!
Rich Russillo: The chaos that’s about to go down in mere moments will be catastrophic to every single one of these accomplished elitists tonight, but this is the price they must pay to stamp their name as the premiere contender for the RAW World Championship. Cameron Ella Ava without a shadow of a doubt has the capabilities to secure this victory, but it will be an uphill battle to the extreme…
(“I Rise” by Cory Marks blared through the speakers now, as Donovan Duke, with Mia Santoro at his side, made his way down the ramp, looking around at the arena. Donovan glances at Mia with a smile, as she reaffirms the positivity with a nod from herself. Donovan gives an assuring nod as he receives the energy from the crowd’s approval.)
Bella Braxton: From Stillwater, Oklahoma! Weighing in at 212 pounds… DONOVANNNN DUKE!!!
James Peters: The sole competitor in this match who has been unable to become World Champion, but would do absolutely everything that it could possibly take to become the #1 Contender! A match of this magnitude means the world to Donovan Duke, and here is his moment to rise above the carnage that will be unleashed in just a matter of moments!!
Persephone: The de facto underdog, how fun. 🙄
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke is desperate to finally reach the level that the rest of this field here have, to be able to call himself World Champion. To be given utmost respect of an elitist that can declare himself as a future EAW Hall of Famer. A win tonight can completely change the direction of Donovan’s career for the better, where he gets this much needed opportunity to become one step closer to achieving what’s been kept away from him for so long….
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: AND THE ELECTRIFIED CLUSTERFUCK IS ON ITS WAY! And to be frankly honest, I don’t know what you do here, if you are one of the five individuals in this match to kick things off. Everything and everyone feels calculated here. You don’t wanna overstep any boundaries, because if you do, you might be entering your demise. This field is full of nothing but former champions, each of them have won championship matches before, and that is so important to the penultimate goal. Who’s gonna be the first one to leave the ring, and remember this ring is surrounded by ELECTRIFIED ROPES. So this match is entirely a game changer. You have to be slight and precise about leaving the ring here. One wrong step, and you may be frying like a fish!
James Peters: This is going to be a match that gives Voltage roster members nightmares for years to come. However over in the top of your screen, we can see Dr. Bethany Blue and Rex McAllister come to blows! trading back and forth, as Jack Ripley and Cameron Ella Ava are doing the same! This might be the most dangerous start to a match we’ve ever had in EAW. And that is saying something, one wrong move here in the electric clusterfuck.. and things aren’t going to be any good. But look at Donovan Duke! He is the only one unoccupied with an extra person here, as he is going to slide out of the ring, underneath the bottom rope to make sure he doesn’t get fried!
Persephone: I hope his head gets stuck.
Rich Russillo: Donovan is one of the only non Hall Of Famer in this match, and that is something to apply deeply onto. Does the mentality of wanting to be in the Hall Of Fame someday, be the driving force that edges Donovan Duke out over the rest of them? I believe that can be the case. He has so much to fight for in the terms of his career, but every other But regardless, the others in this match have a reason to fight, and make sure they come out of here victorious. Back in the ring however, some others have started to taken attention to Donovan exiting the ring! Rex McAllister goes to roll underneath the bottom rope and escape the ring, no one wanting to willingly be fried, and I see why!
James Peters: BUT BETHANY STOMPS ON REX MCALLISTER’S HAND AS HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! You can see the pain reflect in the eyes of Rex McAllister, Bethany pulls Rex back into the middle of the ring now, as she rolls out underneath the bottom rope! Bethany is one of the most dangerous people in this match. I know what her focus will be on, making sure other people wake up sore tomorrow morning. With that being said now, Bethany sets her sights on Donovan Duke, all around the arena you can see weapons scattered. Weapons that are employed with barbed wire, I wouldn’t want to be on the other end of any. Bethany becomes the first competitor in this match however to equip herself with a weapon as she grabs an—ELECTRIFIED 2×4!!
Persephone: Fried brains for breakfast!!!
Rich Russillo: That is one way to put it, but being cracked over the head may just fry your brains in a match like this! But regardless of all that, If I am Donovan Duke, I am worried less about how everything operates here, and I am more hopeful that I can just use everything to assist in my favor! Bethany has her focus locked in on Donovan Duke, she just wants to start this match in the best way possible for her favor, you can really ask yourself the question here, one strike to the face should take your opponent out half the match, well that is enough of a question in theory.. AS BETHANY BLUE IS ABOUT TO TEST THAT THEORY, SWINGING THE ELECTRIFIED 2×4 AT DONOVAN DUKE!
James Peters: NO! DONOVAN DUKE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOBODY WAS HOME FOR BETHANY BLUE. What was great fortune for Donovan Duke, was just an unfortunate miscue from Bethany Blue, who really only has one option, BUT TO TRY AND SWING AGAIN- BUT NO! ONCE AGAIN DONOVAN MANAGES TO NARROW IT OUT! Donovan Duke tries to back away from Bethany Blue who is wielding the dangerous weapon, BUT HE TRIPS! That is not good for Donovan, he is like prey caught by a predator, trying to back away from the wooden plank wielding psychopath, AS BETHANY SWINGS A THIRD AND FINAL TIME!
Persephone: HAVE FUN LEARNING TO FUNCTION AGAIN!
(BANG!)
Rich Russillo: NO! REX MCALLISTER IS OUT FOR REVENGE AS HE CAME TO THE AID OF DONOVAN DUKE WITH A JUMPING HIGH KNEE TO THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD! That was perfect for Donovan Duke, as you could almost pinpoint this perfectly from the horror movie you were speaking of Rich! The hero comes in and saves the day. That startled Bethany Blue enough to disarm her from the electrified wooden plank she was using, getting herself confused for Freddie Freeman with how many swings she was taking! But unfortunately she struck out. Donovan Duke and Rex McAllister, you couldn’t really call it working together now could you? Rex was getting some revenge on Bethany from earlier on. Back in the ring we have the 2 Hall Of Famers Cameron Ella Ava and Jack Ripley still going at it, since the bell rung, they’ve been entirely focused in on dealing permanent damage.
James Peters: Cameron Ella Ava drags Jack Ripley over to the middle of the ring where she sees fit and feels comfortable, and if I were in there right now, I would wanna be furthest away from the ropes, she brings Jack there- before getting him with a northern lights suplex! A huge opportunity opening up for Cameron, as she is just adjusting herself in the ring and not overwhelming herself. BUT HANG ON! LET’S QUICKLY TURN OUR ATTENTION BACK TOWARDS THE THREE COMPETITORS ON THE OUTSIDE! Donovan Duke out for some revenge at the woman who wanted to use his head like a baseball, as he trails over to the electrified trash can! Taking Bethany Blue out early in this match can be a huge defacto reason, leading into victory. Taking the trash can and putting it in perfect position, Bethany Blue slowly rises to her feet–
(BZZZZTTTTTT!)
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE IS GERMAN SUPLEXED ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED TRASH CAN BY DONOVAN DUKE! SMOKE GOES EVERYWHERE AS BETHANY’S PLAN HORRIFICALLY WORKED IN HER FAVOR OH MY GOODNESS! Donovan wasn’t completely out of the fray either. As the smoke here at ringside has Donovan Duke and Rex McAllister both discombobulated. I can barely see anything over there! But this is huge getting Bethany out of there as quick as you possibly can early on! However alone in the ring.. CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A BIG PLAY TOWARDS VICTORY! As she rolls out underneath the bottom rope, every competitor has done a good job so far at avoiding them..
Persephone: How come Bethany is a doctor, yet didn’t wear anything shock resistant? Dumbass.
James Peters: That question can be answered in, I don’t think that it would have been fair for the other competitors who don’t have a degree. But this is besides the point, the only way to establish victory in this match is by ascending an electrified ladder. Pain is nearly inevitable in this match, no one is going to just get through this, pain free. As Cameron Ella Ava is a woman who recognizes that! Her attention is diverted on one of the ladders, she’s gonna have to try and get it back in the ring! On the other side of the ring, we have Rex McAllister and Donovan Duke starting to fight now, disbanding their temporary alliance to eliminate Bethany Blue from the match! They haven’t seen the approach Cameron is making, as she treads towards the ladder-
Rich Russillo: BEFORE JACK RIPLEY RE-ENTERS THE FRAY! TAKING CAMERON ELLA AVA DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A HURRICANRANA! Cameron Ella Ava wasn’t fast enough to bank on her opportunity, however the opportunity all goes towards Jack Ripley now. And Jack Ripley with some revenge from earlier, he can feel nullified that he managed to get things back into his control early on in this match, and he could potentially go home with it already this early as he can find himself as the one who gets the ladder into the ring now, he looks up at the electrified ladder, as it’s nearly the perfect opportunity for him! He goes to grab it. He now has the ladder in his possession as he turns around, treading towards the ring…
(BZZZZZZZZZT!)
James Peters: AND CAMERON ELLA AVA DROPKICKS THE ELECTRIFIED LADDER INTO JACK RIPLEY AS HE TURNS AROUND! OH MY GOODNESS! YOU CAN SEE SMOKE AROUND RINGSIDE FOR DAYS. That got really bad really quick for Jack Ripley, as soon as he saw his opportunity open, it was almost immediately gone again. Cameron Ella Ava isn’t out of the ballpark however, it was a good play by her. But the smoke is definitely taking a toll on her, as she uses the barricade to assist herself. That’s just another factor to take into account in this match. Sparks are flying everywhere in this match, and they can get all up in your face in an instant!! Rex McAllister and Donovan Duke on the other side of the ring saw the implosion go off, as ever since eliminating Bethany Blue from the fray, they have been on the onslaught of one another!
Rich Russillo: Knocking Donovan Duke back briefly, Rex McAllister looks to drill his opponent to the ground with a running lariat, as he rushes right towards Donovan, BUT NO! Donovan prevails as he uses his sheer strength to catch Rex McAllister, stopped in his tracks is one Rex McAllister as his situation isn’t mending the most in his favor, but it’s the perfect opening for Donovan Duke, WHO GETS REX MCALLISTER WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! A quick momentum shift for Donovan Duke as the ring is completely empty now from all the competitors that once filled it up! Giving you a run down, Bethany got taken out a short while ago, Rex McAllister got taken out just now by Donovan Duke’s belly to belly suplex, Jack Ripley got taken out after Cameron dropkicked the ladder onto him! and Cameron Ella Ava is still recuperating from the blast. Right now is the perfect window of opportunity for Donovan Duke!
Persephone: Was this match sponsored by lays barbecue by the way?
James Peters: Well, I can see why you have asked that. Some of the best members on the Voltage roster have been barbecued so far. But with an empty ring to boot, all Donovan Duke has to do is make his way over towards the ladder! Again, he may be fighting for the most out of every competitor in this match! And that is showing by how quick and immediate he is to reach where he wants to be! Taking another electrified ladder, as he slides it into the ring! For the first time in this match now a ladder has made its introduction to the ring, Donovan Duke meticulously slides into the ring, and the opportunity is never more perfect than ever! Donovan Duke has to just ascend to the top of the electrified ladder, which is easier said than done, and secure himself the opportunity at Grand Rampage!
Rich Russillo: BUT NOT IF CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! THE HALL OF FAMER IS BACK UP TO HER FEET! As Donovan Duke grabs one end of the ladder, she quickly slides into the ring and grabs the other end of the ladder, as this quickly becomes a scary position! How do you even fight over an electric ladder? The both of them, scarily trying to outweigh the other. This is a dangerous situation that you don’t wish to come out on the bottom from.. Donovan and Cameron, this is getting real worrisome!
James Peters: Donovan & Cameron refusing to let one another give way with the ladder, but Donovan is able to muster up the strength here to push Cameron directly into the corner, keeping her situated against the corner as the edge of the ladder is shoved right into the midsection of Cameron!!! Thankfully this end doesn’t seem to electrify her, but the brunt of the ladder being pressed right into her abdomen still hasn’t done her any favo—
Rich Russillo: NEITHER DOES AN ENZIGURI FROM REX MCALLISTER RIGHT ACROSS CAMERON’S TEMPLE! Cameron’s dazed out of her mind as she’s still kept against the corner with the ladder pressed against her midsection! Cameron’s keeping a firm grip of the ladder, refusing to lose her focus despite visibly being dazed from McAllister’s enziguri—
(BOOM!!!!)
James Peters: DEAR GOD EXPLODING TRASH CAN LID SMACKED OVER THE SKULL OF CAMERON ELLA AVA BY BETHANY! WHERE DID THE DOCTOR GET THAT?? CAMERON HAS TO BE OUT COLD NOW AFTER GOING THROUGH THAT EXPLOSION OVER HER HEAD! Now Cameron slumps down in a seated position as Donovan is able to drag the ladder away from the corner!
Rich Russillo: BUT HERE’S JACK—HOLY CRAP!!! KNEES TO THE FACE OF DONOVAN DUKE FROM THE TOP ROPE!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!? Donovan drops the ladder back on the mat after the knees collide across his own face due to Jake getting back into this!! Now Jack has his sights set on Rex, as he’s looking to move himself back into the ring! Ripley rushes toward Rex… AS REX CATCHES HIM WITH AN OPEN PALM CHOP RIGHT OVER HIS CHEST! Jack’s stopped right in his tracks as he’s now leaning on the ropes, as Rex pulls Jack right over the ELECTRIC ROPES! THEY’RE ELECTROCUTING JACK AS HE’S BEING PULLED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON!!!
Persephone: These idiots haven’t found a way to fry this clown yet????
James Peters: Now Jack’s situated on the apron, his body seen with visible marks due to the electric ropes as Rex is dragging Jack back up to his knees, aiming for another chop—BUT JACK WITH A DESPERATE ELBOW TO REX’S MIDSECTION! Somehow Jack has the wherewithal to remain in this! Ripley sends another forearm right to the abdomen of McAllister before bringing himself up! They can barely grasp onto the ropes or else they’ll surely feel that electric shock!! Jack sends a forearm to Rex’s chest, but Rex returns the heat with another chop as both men are still on this apron!
Rich Russillo: Look!!! The Doctor is setting something up at ringside right beside Rex & Jack!!! Is that—AN ELECTRIFIED TABLE??? She’s preparing these two elitists for their impending demise and they don’t even realize it!!! Rex & Jack are still tossing the forearms and chops toward each other till Jack begins to overpower Red with continuous forearms! One by one!!! Now Jack’s running toward Rex aiming for another knee—BICYCLE KICK BY REX CATCHES JACK RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW!! Jack is rocked by the kick as Rex slumps back into a crouched position, with Jack lowering his upper body and arching forward, a much lighter grip on the middle rope!
Persephone: Donovan is up and running again and he sees Jack… and the table… wait… WAIT HE’S RUNNING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING—
(CRASH!!!!)
James Peters: SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED TABLE!!!!! ONTO THE FREAKIN’ TABLE THEY WENT!!! JACK’S COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS WHILE DONOVAN SQUIRMS AROUND WITH A HAND ON HIS LOWER BACK!!! THESE ELITISTS TONIGHT ARE WILLING TO DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING TO SECURE THIS OPPORTUNITY!!! MY GOD!!
Rich Russillo: McAllister is trying to position himself upward now, seeing that Jack will be out of commission for the time being along with Donovan’s own struggles here—BUT BETHANY’S BACK IN THE RING AND SHE YANKS REX INTO THE TOP ROPE NECK-FIRST!! REX IS HOLDING ONTO HIS OWN THROAT AFTER BEING ELECTROCUTED BY THE ROPE AGAINST HIS NECK! AND BETHANY IS DRAGGING REX BACK INTO THE RING THROUGH THE TOP & MIDDLE ROPES!!
James Peters: Bethany’s eagerly shifting Rex over to the ladder that’s still laying flat on the mat!! The Doctor shifts Rex’s lower body through an opening of the ladder completely sandwiching Rex’s lower body within the ladder as she now sits herself over the ladder itself, grabbing Rex’s legs as she’s… OH MY GOD! THERE’S NO WAY!!
Rich Russillo: ‘FRACTURED’ IS LOCKED IN!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A MODIFIED BOSTON CRAB AS THE ELECTROCUTION MUST BE COURSING ACROSS REX’S BODY!!! REX IS GROANING OUT IN AGONY AS THE LADDER IS CAUSING AN EVEN MORE UNNATURALLY PAINFUL ARCH WITH REX’S LOWER BACK DUE TO THE MANEUVER!!! BETHANY’S PUTTING MCALLISTER THROUGH AN UNREALIZED HELL!!!
Persephone: I’VE BEEN FUCKING WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT! CAN’T EVEN WIN THE MATCH LIKE THIS BUT I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! MORE!!
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW HOW REX IS ABLE TO REMAIN CONSCIOUS! HIS BACK ALONG WITH THE ELECTRICITY RUNNING ALONG HIS BODY TO CAUSE FURTHER SHOCK!! BUT HERE’S DONOVAN TRYING TO MOVE UP THE APRON! Right after shifting what appears to be AN ELECTRIFIED BARBED WIRE WRAPPED BOARD INTO THE RING?? Donovan’s recovered just enough from the sunset flip powerbomb to bring himself up the apron now!! But he’s still got a hand on his lower back as he’s looking to move himself up to a more proper stance before heading back—
Rich Russillo: WAIT! BETHANY THINKS QUICKLY AND TOSSES DONOVAN AN ELECTRIFIED CHAIR! DUKE CATCHES THE CHAIR!!!
James Peters: ‘TJD’!!!! THE SUPERKICK INTO THE CHAIR AS IT COLLIDES WITH DONOVAN’S SKULL! DONOVAN SLUMPS DOWNWARD ONTO THE APRON AS HE JUST GOT SENT A SUDDEN SHOCK BY THE CHAIR ALL THANKS TO BETHANY!! Now the Doctor has the entire ring all to herself, and she’s got the ladder situated right where she needs it to be if she wants to secure her world championship opportunity at Grand Rampage!!!
Rich Russillo: Bethany is propping the ladder upward now, as she’s able to get the ladder propped up accordingly in the middle of the ring! She’s not paying too much mind to the board that was just moved into the mat by Donovan, using this time to now make the climb upward to the ladder! Although she’ll need to be increasingly careful when the ladder ITSELF is also electrified as well!!! But she’s able to make her way to the top! Now all she needs to do is get herself on the scaffold!!!
Persephone: Sure as hell won’t be the move anymore when CAMERON THROWS THE SAME CHAIR RIGHT INTO BETHANY’S OWN LOWER BACK!!
James Peters: CAMERON DOES!!! BETHANY’S CLUTCHING HER LOWER BACK WHILE STILL SITUATED AT THE TOP, NOT ABLE TO BRING HERSELF UP THE LADDER FULLY! The electrified chair was thrown right across her back while Cameron managed to return back into the fray! Now she’s making her way up the ladder as quickly as she can, remaining wary of the electricity that’s sprawling across the ladder before meeting Bethany up at the top of the ladder!! She’s sending the rights toward Bethany and trying to knock her off the ladder!!! BUT BETHANY’S HOLDING ON! SENDING RIGHTS OF HER OWN AS SHE’S REFUSING TO GIVE WAY! BOTH OF THESE BONAFIDE SUPERSTARS ARE EXCHANGING PUNCHES AND LOOKING TO KNOCK THE OTHER OFF!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY WITH AN EYE-RAKE!! THE EYE RAKE CAUSES CAMERON TO BE STATIONARY FOR THE MOMENT! The Doctor builds a slight grin on her face as she’s catching her breath and recollecting her bearings, now having Bethany exactly where she needs her!! Bethany now props herself upward, her leg shifting over the ladder as she’s pressing her leg against Cameron’s chest, DOING ALL THAT SHE CAN TO SHOVE CAMERON OFF THE LADDER WITH HER FOOT!!
James Peters: BUT CAMERON’S CONSCIOUS ENOUGH TO HOLD ON!! SHE SENDS A SUDDEN RIGHT ACROSS BETHANY’S JAW!!! And with the doctor’s leg still situated against Cameron.. HER LEG IS RAISED ABOVE THE LADDER BEFORE BEING SLAMMED RIGHT OVER IT!! CAMERON SLAMS HER LEG DOWNWARD AS BETHANY FEELS THE HURT FROM THAT MANEUVER!! Bethany’s get her hand clutching onto her leg while maintaining her stance on the ladder the best she possibly can!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CAMERON SENDS A STIFF FOREARM RIGHT ACROSS BETHANY’S TEMPLE SOON AFTER! Bethany’s stunned, and Cameron’s glancing downward for a moment… she has one HELL of an idea in mind here!!! Cameron is getting her arm around Bethany’s neck here, and her other hand gripped right onto her tights as the doc’ is having difficulties getting herself out of this predicament here!!!
Persephone: What the hell is she… no fucking way…
James Peters: SHE HOISTS HER UPWARD AND TURNS—
Persephone: :damn:
Rich Russillo: FALCON ARROW ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!!! DOWN BELOW ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE ANY OF THEM BREATHING AFTER THAT!!!! THE IMPACT! THE SHOCK!! CAMERON’S ABLE TO SQUIRM AROUND BUT BETHANY BARELY SHIFTS HERSELF OFF THE BOARD BEFORE REMAINING MOTIONLESS!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!
James Peters: I DON’T KNOW HOW CAMERON’S ABLE TO MOVE AT ALL!!! THAT TELLS YOU THE LENGTHS THEY ARE WILLING TO GO TONIGHT!!! Cameron Ella Ava finds a way up to her feet as she’s able to use the turnbuckle to pull herself upward!! No hands on the ropes, any additional force on them could only fry her and leave her vulnerable! Cameron’s able to stumble up to her feet, with a wobbly stance, but it’s a stance nonetheless that keeps her in the running!! She turns herself around—
Rich Russillo: ‘DEALER’S CHOICE’ BY DONOVAN DUKE KNOCKS CAMERON INTO THE ROPES!!! CAMERON’S ELECTROCUTED AS SHE SLUMPS DOWN ONTO THE MAT AFTER THE SPINNING BACK FIST KNOCKS HER INTO THE ROPES!!! DONOVAN IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!!! NOW HE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS WAY UP THE LADDER!
James Peters: Donovan’s carefully moving himself up the ladder!!! The crowd surely wants this just as bad as this is a must for Donovan to finally climb what’s felt like an impossible mountain toward world championship gold! BUT HERE’S REX! Rex slid into the ring and now he’s able to yank Donovan back down and off the ladder! Duke is able to land on his feet as he has his attention focused entirely on Rex, aiming for another ‘DEALER’S CHOICE’—
Rich Russillo: REX DUCKS THE SPINNING BACK FIST & IMMEDIATELY TURNS HIMSELF AROUND WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT THAT TURNS DONOVAN INSIDE OUT!!! DONOVAN’S FLOORED BY THE LARIAT, BUT REFUSING TO STAY DOWN FOR LONG! HE’S CRAWLING!! Rex remains on the attack however!!! He’s dragging Donovan off from the mat with his arms around his waist right behind him!!!! AND SENDS DONOVAN ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED BOARD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! DONOVAN’S CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HE’S SQUIRMING AROUND!!! NOW REX IS MOVING HIMSELF UPWARD!
(SMACK!!!)
Persephone: BUT NOT FOR LONG!! JACK RIPLEY WITH AN ELECTRIFIED KENDO STICK SMACKS REX ACROSS HIS BACK!!! THANK YOU!!
James Peters: AND THAT HE IS! JACK’S BACK INTO THE BATTLEFIELD AFTER THE HELLACIOUS POWERBOMB HE TOOK THROUGH THE TABLE! THE ELECTRIFIED KENDO STICK IS BEING STRIKED OVER REX’S BACK OVER AND OVER WITHOUT AVAIL!! NOW JACK USES THE KENDO STICK TO PLACE IT AROUND REX’S NECK HERE—WITH A MODIFIED BACKSTABBER AS HE UTILIZED THE KENDO STICK TO HIS ADVANTAGE!! That leaves Rex coughing up a freakin’ storm as he’s holding onto his throat in the process!!! A kendo stick remains Jack Ripley’s best friend in environments such as this!!!
Persephone: And I get to watch Rex suffer! Heaven on earth!
Rich Russillo: Jack with a keen eye spots Cameron mustering up some strength of her own at ringside!! Ripley quickly rolls himself under the bottom rope and stands back up, as he lines up Cameron while she’s staggering back up to her feet… BEFORE LEAPING OFF AND PLANTING CAMERON’S SKULL ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!
James Peters: BUT LOOK! JACK’S CLUTCHING HIS BACK AND SQUIRMING AS WELL, HE LANDED THE TORNADO DDT ON AN ELECTRIFIED SURFACE OF THE RINGSIDE AREA!!! Ripley takes more time to move himself back up, but he still manages to do so!!! Now his eyes are set on Bethany, who SOMEHOW is able to muster whatever strength she possibly can to move herself back up now! The doctor’s pulling herself up with use of our announce desk, but Jack’s not looking to give her the breathing room here!!!
Rich Russillo: JACK RUNS UP THE STEEL STEPS AND LEAPS OFF WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS BETHANY INTO THE APRON!! Jack’s managing to get all of the momentum going now as he’s now configuring himself back into the swing of this intense match here! Ripley quickly looks under the apron, as he’s bringing out even more tables into the mix!!! Jack’s able to set up a table accordingly near the apron—
James Peters: BUT NOT BEFORE BETHANY WACKS AN ELECTRIFIED CHAIR ACROSS JACK’S LEG WHILE SHE’S PRONE ON THE FLOOR!! Jack’s clutching his leg as he’s leaned against the announce desk, but Bethany’s still holding onto the chair as she’s looking to swing the chair downward over Jack’s skull!!!! BUT JACK KICKS THE CHAIR OUT OF HER HANDS! Bethany’s staggering a bit as she’s still not in the most perfect form after the hurricarana, now Jack’s situated himself up top the announce desk, and HE’S GOT A HANDFUL OF BETHANY’S HAIR, DRAGGING HER UP TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
Rich Russillo: AND NOW BETHANY’S SENDING THE FOREARMS, BUT JACK’S ALSO RETURNING THE FIRE RIGHT BACK TO HER! Neither of these well renowned competitors are willing to budge!!! Bethany with a forearm!!! Jack with a forearm!!! Bethany aims for another BUT JACK WITH A SUDDEN CHOP ACROSS HER CHEST!!! JACK DOESN’T WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT GOING FOR ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’—
James Peters: BETHANY DUCKS THE SUPERKICK AND TURNS BACK AROUND WITH ‘CODE BLUE’!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! JACK SIDE-STEPS THE PUNCH AND MANEUVERS BEHIND BETHANY!!! BUT HERE’S CAMERON ELLA AVA BACK IN THE FRAY MOVING UP THE ANNOUNCE DESK TOO!!!! SHE RUNS TOWARD BETHANY AS THE DOCTOR’S WIDE-EYED AND SEES A FOREARM COMING HER WAY!!!!
James Peters: BETHANY DUCKS AS CAMERON NAILS THE ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’ ON JACK RIPLEY!!!! CAUSING JACK TO FALL HIS BACK ONTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE!!!! GOOD GOD! HIS BACK BENT BACK AFTER LANDING ONTO THE BARRICADE IN VIOLENT FASHION!!! RIPLEY’S SLUMPED ON THE FLOOR AS CAMERON’S UP ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Persephone: CAN THEY GET THE FUCK OFF ALREADY???
Rich Russillo: ‘THE REMEDY’!!!!!!! BETHANY LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE TABLE WITH A GRASP OF CAMERON’S HEAD AS SHE NAILS THE CUTTER RIGHT ONTO THE HARD RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! A violent landing for both women as the electrified floor doesn’t do them any favors with Bethany clutching her own back!!! She’s managing to shift herself onto her feet now, and I don’t believe she’s satisfied as she’s spitting Cameron still making every attempt to crawl!!! Bethany doesn’t allow another second to go to waste as she gets a hold of Cameron… TOSSING HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITHOUT AVAIL! The steps shift away from where they were situated as Cameron’s down!!
James Peters: Bethany eyes up toward the ring and sees that Rex is proceeding to climb!!! The doctor quickly shifts the steel steps into the ring while McAllister is able to climb while he can! BUT IT’S NOT QUICK ENOUGH! BETHANY WITH ALL OF HER STRENGTH NAILS REX ACROSS HIS LOWER BACK WITH THE STEEL STEPS! McAllister drops on the mat as he’s clutching his lower back, and Bethany’s back on the attack!! She’s shifting Rex right around her own arms and off the mat, with the steel steps where they are!!!
Rich Russillo: JESUS! ‘GRADE C2’ ON THE STEEL STEPS!!! AIR RAID CRASH CAUSES REX TO HOLD THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!! HE REMAINS MOTIONLESS AS BETHANY MOVES HERSELF UP TO HER FEET—
James Peters: DONOVAN QUICKLY WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND BETHANY’S FROM BEHIND AND HOISTS HER UP—‘PLACE YOUR BET’!!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO PLANTS BETHANY DOWN AS DONOVAN IS BACK IN THE MATCH!!! NEW MOMENTUM WITHIN DONOVAN AS HE’S GOT HIS EYES ON REX NOW!!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN RUSHES TOWARD REX AS HE AIMS FOR A SPEAR—
James Peters: REX WITH A LEAPFROG!!! DONOVAN QUICKLY TURNS AROUND ONLY TO BE MET BY A PELE KICK FROM REX MCALLISTER!!! Donovan’s staggered!!!! Rex is working his way back up to his feet as he sees Donovan is staggered in the best position possible!!! REX RUSHES TOWARD DONOVAN WITH THE REX EFFECT!!!!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN CATCHES REX!!! HE CATCHES REX—BEFORE NAILING AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY THAT SENDS REX OUT OF THE RING!!! WOW!!! DONOVAN IS ABLE TO TAKE REX OUT OF THE EQUATION AS HE SLUMPS DOWN IN EXHAUSTION, BUT HE’S STILL CONSCIOUS!! DONOVAN CRAWLS OVER TO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR, WITH NEWFOUND GROUND—
(BZZZZTTTTTTT!!!!)
Persephone: HOW THE HELL?!??
James Peters: ‘CONCUSSION PROTOCOL’ ONTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CHAIR!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST STOMPED DONOVAN’S SKULL INTO THE CHAIR IN VIOLENT FASHION!!! DONOVAN’S SQUIRMING ABOUT IN AGONY!!! HE’S CLUTCHING ONTO HIS FACE ALL THE WHILE BETHANY IS THE LONE ELITIST AMONG THE CARNAGE THAT’S STILL MOBILE!
Rich Russillo: AND LOOK AT HER! SHE’S CLIMBING!!! Bethany is climbing the ladder, albeit not as fast as she would like to!!! But she’s climbing and climbing, this time there’s no one meeting her at the top!!! She cannot waste any more seconds here and needs to move as quickly as possible! AS SHE’S MAKING GOOD ON HER TASK, SHE’S AT THE TOP!!!!
James Peters: AND NOW SHE’S GOT HER HANDS OVER THE SCAFFOLD! SHE’S PULLING HERSELF UPWARD TO GET ON—
(# BZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!!!)
Persephone: HOLY SHIT! SHE GOT FUCKING FRIED!!!
Rich Russillo: THE SCAFFOLD WAS SUDDENLY SURROUNDED BY ELECTRICITY THAT SHOCKED THE EVER LIVING CRAP OUT OF BETHANY—AND THE DOCTOR DROPS DOWN ONTO THE MAT FROM ABOVE THE LADDER!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE, ALL BETHANY HAD TO DO WAS CLIMB ONTO THE SCAFFOLD FULLY!
James Peters: WAIT!!! LOOK!!!
(Where the steel steps once were, is Cameron Ella Ava.)
(As she was able to flip the hidden switch, with a glare over her face as her eyes are dead set on the contract above.)
Rich Russillo: THAT’S WHERE THE SWITCH WAS?!?!? BETHANY ESSENTIALLY GAVE AWAY THE SWITCH TO THE SAME WOMAN SHE THREW INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! CAMERON TOOK ADVANTAGE BEFORE BETHANY COULD SITUATE HERSELF ONTO THE SCAFFOLD FULLY!!
James Peters: Now Cameron’s positioning the other electrified table right over the table that’s already been propped in place! The Hall of Famer’s got more devious ideas in motion here, as she sees Rex sliding into the ring with the little energy that he has! Cameron slides in herself, as Rex attempts to rush toward her with a LARIAT—BUT NO ONE’S HOME! CAMERON DUCKS AS REX TURNS BACK DIRECTLY INTO A HOOK KICK!!!!
Rich Russillo: FOLLOWED BY A SPINNING BACKHAND THAT KNOCKS REX MCALLISTER OUT COLD!!! REX IS OUT!! Now Cameron’s making her way up to the ladder, slower in her movements after what herself and the rest of the field has had to endure throughout this war! BUT SHE’S ABLE TO CLIMB ONTO THE SCAFFOLD MORE THAN WELL ENOUGH! CAMERON COULD BE MOMENTS AWAY FROM SECURING THE CONTRACT!!!
Persephone: DO YOU IDIOTS NOT HAVE PERIPHERAL VISION??? LOOK WHO IS ALSO CLIMBING THE LADDER!
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY’S BACK IN THE FOLD! AND ONE OF HIS BOOTS LOOK FAIRLY DIFFERENT! RIPLEY’S ABLE TO GET UP ONTO THE SCAFFOLD AS CAMERON ELLA AVA SPOTS HIM AT THE CORNER OF HER EYE!! AVA’S AIMING FOR A RIGHT—BUT JACK CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! JACK & CAMERON ARE AT THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! EITHER ONE OF THESE ELITISTS CAN WALK OUT OF HERE WITH THE CONTRACT!!!
Rich Russillo: JACK GOES FOR A FOREARM—CAMERON WITH THE HEEL KICK WHILE SHE HOLDS THE RAILING OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! THIS KNOCKS RIPLEY BACKWARD, HE STUMBLES BACK TO THE EDGE OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!! ONE MORE MANEUVER AND CAMERON’S GOT A CLEAR PATH TO THE CONTRACT!!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA WITHOUT ANOTHER MOMENT WASTED… SUPERKICKS JACK RIPLEY OFF THE FREAKIN’ SCAFFOLD—
(# BOOM!!!!!!)
James Peters: EXPLODING ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’??!???? JACK MUST’VE STRIPPED EXPLOSIVES FROM THE ENVIRONMENT AND PLASTED THEM BELOW HIS BOOT!!! CAMERON’S IN A STATE OF UNRECOGNIZABLE SHOCK AFTER THE SUPERKICK FROM RIPLEY—OH MY GOD!!!!
Persephone: SHE CAN’T EVEN MOVE! SHE’S BACKING UP INTO THE RAIL AND TRYING TO HOLD ON!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT’S GOING ON?!?? I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS IS ALL POSSIBLE AS JACK SLUMPS DOWN ONTO THE SCAFFOLD IN EXHAUSTION! No sudden movements being made by Jack after putting all of his energy behind delivering the ‘You’ll Float Too!’ in the explosive ire that it’s brought upon!! The crafty thinking from Jack Ripley stops Cameron’s victory from becoming reality, and NOW THIS IS JACK’S OPPORTUNITY!!! HE PROCEEDS TO MAKE THE STRENUOUS STEPS TOWARD THE CONTRACT!!! WE COULD BE MOMENTS AWAY FROM OUR #1 CONTENDER BEING OFFICIAL!
James Peters: NO! LOOK! HOW THE HELL IS CAMERON DOING THIS!! SHE’S DESPERATELY HOLDING ONTO JACK RIPLEY’S FOOT, NOT ALLOWING HIM TO CONTINUE STEPPING FORWARD! JACK’S TURNING HIS HEAD TO CAMERON, SHAKING HIS HEAD AS HE’S DELIVERING BOOT AFTER BOOT ACROSS HER HEAD TO FREE HIMSELF! BUT CAMERON’S HOLDING ON!!
Rich Russillo: NOW CAMERON’S UP TO HER OWN FEET! BUT JACK DOESN’T WASTE ANOTHER SECOND LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’—
James Peters: CAMERON DUCKS THE SUPERKICK THIS TIME AS JACK STUMBLES OVER IN EXHAUSTION!! CAMERON’S DESPERATELY STEPPING TOWARD THE CONTRACT AS JACK TURNS HIS HEAD AND RETURNS TO A STANCE!!! HE’S MOTIONING TOWARD HER AS CAMERON’S MOMENTS AWAY FROM SECURING HER TITLE SHOT!!!!
Persephone: SHE’S GONNA GET IT!!! JACK WON’T MAKE IT IN TIME!!!
(# BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT!!! DONOVAN JUST ACTIVATED THE SWITCH AND SHOCKED THE CRAP OUT OF BOTH CAMERON & JACK!!!! AND NEITHER ELITISTS HAVE ANYTHING TO GRASP ONTO!!!!
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!! CAMERON AND JACK BOTH PLUMMET OFF THE SCAFFOLD AND INTO THE MAT!!! THEY BOTH CAVE INTO THE RING MAT!!!!! NOW DONOVAN’S EAGERLY SHIFTING BACK INTO THE RING!!!! HE’S MAKING THE DESPERATE CLIMB OF THE LADDER!!!
James Peters: DONOVAN’S CLIMBING ONTO THE SCAFFOLD… AND HE DOES!!!! HE’S ON THE SCAFFOLD!!!! DONOVAN’S WIDE-EYED AS HIS EYES DART TOWARD THE CONTRACT!! HE IS MOMENTS AWAY FROM FINALLY ACHIEVING HIS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! HE’S GONNA DO IT!!!!
(……..)
(# BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!!!! DONOVAN DUKE’S JUST BEEN FRIED WHILE AT THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! HE’S GOT HIS ARM AROUND THE RAILING TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM FALLING OFF, BUT HE’S UNABLE TO MOVE!!!! WHO THE HELL DID THAT?!?!??
(At the switch, as Donovan’s motionless, gazing downward upon who activated the shock from the scaffold…)
Persephone: Of fucking course she did.
(Dr. Bethany Blue is at the switch, with an ear-to-ear grin on her face as she’s holding onto something specifically while moving back into the ring.)
James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!! After the hellacious fall that she took, she’s managed to get back in order and now she’s moving up the ladder!!!! Donovan is physically unable to move right now due to the immense shock that he felt, taking every bit of it as he remains atop the scaffold!!! Bethany is able to bring herself up onto the scaffold this time, and she didn’t go up empty-handed…
Rich Russillo: That’s… SHE’S GOT HANDCUFFS!!! SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE DONOVAN DOES NOT GET IN THE WAY OF HER MOMENT HERE TO RETRIEVE THE CONTRACT! THIS MAY BE A SMART PLAY FROM THE DOCTOR HERE!! DONOVAN’S TRYING TO BRING HIMSELF TO FIGHT, AND HE MANAGES TO MOVE UP TO HIS FEET TO TAKE A SWING—
James Peters: GOOD GOD!!! BETHANY JUST PIERCED THE KEY OF THE HANDCUFFS INTO DONOVAN’S SKULL!! MORE BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR FROM HIS HEAD AS DONOVAN SLUMPS INTO A SEATED POSITION! NOW BETHANY’S HANDCUFFING DONOVAN ONTO THE RAIL OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO, C’MON! HE’S UNABLE TO FIGHT BACK EVEN IF HE TRULY WANTED TO!!!
(Bethany maintains a smirk over her face, as she’s clutching the key in between her fingers in a fist while glaring down toward Donovan.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) Who… do YOU THINK… YOU ARE!!!!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY STABS THE KEY INTO HIS SKULL YET AGAIN!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) YOU’RE NO WORLD CHAMPION… YOU’RE NO PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENTER… WHY CAN’T YOU STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE!
James Peters: AND ANOTHER STAB ONTO HIS SKULL!! THIS IS SICKENING!!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) WHEN THE HELL WILL YOU LEARN! NOT EVERYONE GETS TO REACH THE TOP OF THAT DAMN MOUNTAIN THAT I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE!
(Bethany raises the key high once more while Donovan’s defenseless.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: (off-mic) NOT… EVEN… **YOU.**
Persephone: ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE—
(Her hand is caught, as she glanced toward who caught her hand.)
Rich Russillo: HOLY CRAP! REX IS AT THE TOP AS WELL!!! SHE CAUGHT HER HAND BEFORE SHE COULD DELIVER ONE MORE STRIKE!!! BUT BETHANY PULLS AWAY AND AIMS TO STRIKE REX ACROSS HIS OWN SKULL WITH THE KEY!!!!
James Peters: REX DUCKS!!!! HE DUCKS THE STRIKE AS BETHANY TURNS RIGHT BACK AROUND—
Rich Russillo: ‘REX EFFECT’!!!!!!! REX EFFECT AT THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD!!! MCALLISTER HOLDS ONTO RAILING AFTER DELIVERING THE REX EFFECT!!! AND BETHANY’S FORCED TO ROLL AFTER TAKING THE REX EFFECT…
James Peters: SHE ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE SCAFFOLD!!! NOW IT’S JUST REX AND DONOVAN!!!!
(Rex is crouched, mustering up enough strength to push himself upward to a proper stance. He darts his eyes toward the contract.)
(But he then glances toward Donovan, still handcuffed to the rail, trying his absolute damndest to break himself free from the handcuffs as he’s shaking his head vigorously.)
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN IS DESPERATE! HE KNOWS THE CONTRACT IS RIGHT THERE!!!! BUT HE’S TRAPPED TO THE RAIL THANKS TO BETHANY!!! REX MCALLISTER HAS AN EASY PATH TO THE CONTRACT AND HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH AT GRAND RAMPAGE!!!!
James Peters: DONOVAN’S FIGHTING AND FIGHTING, BUT IT’S NO USE! BREAKING FREE IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. REX HAS THIS WON…
(Donovan eventually stops struggling, as he looks to the contract, every shred of his being trying so desperately to will himself through and retrieve the contract, securing his chance to finally be able to call himself World Champion…)
(But he looks downward in defeat.)
Persephone: Another sob story for Donovan Duke. Boohoo so sad. Now can we speed this up—
(Donovan, at the corner of his eye, notices something that leaves him wide-eyed.)
(Rex slid the key right to him.)
Rex McAllister: (off-mic) That’s not how this ends! I want you to be able to fight for this!! C’mon!!!
James Peters: REX IS GIVING DONOVAN A FAIR CHANCE TO FIGHT FOR THE CONTRACT!!!! BOTH MEN HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR, AND NOW MCALLISTER WANTS TO END THIS PROPERLY AGAINST DONOVAN! RESPECT WENT ABOVE THE PRIZE!!
Rich Russillo: BUT HOW?!?? HE COULD’VE PURSUED THE CONTRACT RIGHT THEN & THERE!
James Peters: DONOVAN’S STRUGGLES ARE WELL DOCUMENTED, RICH! THIS IS REX MCALLISTER SHOWING THAT HE UNDERSTANDS! HE’S BEEN SUFFERING SETBACKS TOO!! AND NOW BOTH MEN WILL BE ABLE TO SEE WHO TRULY WANTS THIS MORE!!!
Rich Russillo: DONOVAN SENDS A CHOP!!! REX SENDS A FOREARM!! BOTH ELITISTS FIGHTING IT OUT RIGHT HERE IN THIS ELECTRIFIED CLUSTERFUCK!!! NOW THEY’RE TOSSING TO RIGHTS TO ONE ANOTHER IN UNISON!!! NEITHER COMPETITOR STANDING DOWN!!!
James Peters: REX NAILS A STIFF FOREARM THAT KNOCKS DONOVAN BACK A BIT!!!! NOW MCALLISTER SEES HIS OPENING!!!! HE RUSHES TOWARD DONOVAN FOR ‘REX EFFECT—
Rich Russillo: ‘DEALER’S CHOICE’!!!! SPINNING BACK FIST ROCKS REX AS DONOVAN HOISTS REX UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS…. ‘DUKE OF HAZARD’!!!!!! REX IS DOWN!!!! HE WANTED TO GIVE DONOVAN THE FAIR FIGHT AND NOW DONOVAN’S GOT THE CONTRACT RIGHT IN HIS GAZE!!!! HE’S CRAWLING WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING!!!! HE’S GETTING CLOSER!!!!!
Persephone: HOLY SHIT HE’S ACTUALLY DONE IT!!!! HE’S GOING TO GRAND RAMPAGE!!!
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?? HOW DID—
( # CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: BETHANY’S TOSSED DONOVAN OFF THE SCAFFOLD!!!! ONTO THE DOUBLE STACKED ELECTRIFIED TABLES!!!!! BETHANY MUST’VE HELD ONTO THE SCAFFOLD AFTER REX PUT HER DOWN!! BETHANY JUST SHATTERED DONOVAN’S HOPES & DREAMS!!!
James Peters: AND NOW…. BETHANY IS MAKING THE CRAWL. BEATEN, BATTERED, BUT STILL ABLE TO MOVE AS LITTLE AS SHE IS NOW… AND SHE’S DOING IT ALL AS THERE’S NO ONE ELSE IN HER WAY.
(Bethany finds the minimal energy to bring herself up, as she has a wide smile on her face, breathing heavily with the contract right before her… as she takes a hold of the contract…)
Rich Russillo: BETHANY HAS DONE IT!!
Persephone: DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: WAIT NO!!!! REX IS ALSO HOLDING ONTO THE CONTRACT!!!! THEY’VE BOTH GOT A HAND ON THE CONTRACT AS BETHANY IS LEFT WIDE-EYED!!! THE DOCTOR IS DESPERATELY SENDING FOREARMS TO REX, BUT REX IS RETURNING THE HEAT WITH FOREARMS OF HIS OWN!!!! THEY’VE BOTH GOT THE CONTRACT!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE DESPERATION ON BOTH OF THEIR FACES IS SHOWING IN FULL COLOR!!! THE BATTLE SCARS THEY HAVE DONNED AS THEY’RE TOSSING THE MOST DELIBERATE FOREARMS POSSIBLE!!! ONE OF THEM MUST GIVE WAY!!! WE’RE GONNA HAVE A #1 CONTEND—
(# BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE BOTH SHOCKED BY THE SCAFFOLD!!!!! DONOVAN ACTIVATED THE SWITCH!!!! HE’S STILL HOLDING ONTO HOPE!!!! USING ALL OF HIS ENERGY TO IGNITE THE SCAFFOLD AS REX AND BETHANY HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!!
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!!! THE CONTRACT’S IN THEIR HANDS… AS ONE OF THEM SLIPS THEIR GRASP AWAY FROM THE CONTRACT!!!! REX AND BETHANY PLUMMET DOWN!!!!
Rich Russillo: LOOK OUT!!!!!
(# CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: THEY’VE BOTH JUST PLUMMETED ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE DESK!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!
James Peters: THE TABLE EXPLODED UPON IMPACT!!!! EVERY SINGLE ELITIST IS DOWN…..
Rich Russillo: BUT THE CONTRACT IS NOT WHERE IT ONCE WAS!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER….
(The scene pans on Bethany… and then on Rex….)
Bella Braxton: YOUR #1 CONTENDER FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AT GRAND RAMPAGE….
(As it’s visibly seen, who holds the contract…)
(With Bethany’s distant gaze, one of sheer unbridled frustration.)
Bella Braxton: REXXXXXXX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!
Persephone: I…. I….. I…..
Rich Russillo: REX DID IT!!!! REX HELD ONTO THE CONTRACT!!! HE’S GOING ON TO FACE THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION AT GRAND RAMPAGE!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! HE GETS ONE MORE SHOT!!!!
(Rex has the contract in his hand, as an expression of relief is plastered over his face. Bethany however, remains absolutely irate, in complete devastation of being unable to punch her ticket to a world championship match. Her eyes are widened immensely, in spite of her bloodied & bruised nature, shaking her head in utter disbelief. A shadow of disappointment casts itself over Donovan, who is feeling his own measure of dismay after being unable to secure this much needed title shot. Meanwhile, Jack & Cameron can be seen able to situate themselves away from the indentations of the mat; with Jack rolling his eyes at the result, & an annoyed expression from Cameron who is experiencing her own disappointment.)
James Peters: It was one of the most brutal and immense battles that I have seen in EAW, as I know there’s a great deal of sadness and disappointment among all of the competitors here who didn’t secure the contract—but at the end of the day, Rex McAllister was all heart & soul, and he showcased how much he earned another opportunity for the EAW World Championship, as he’s ready to right the wrongs from King of Elite. CONGRATULATIONS, TO REX MCALLISTER!!
(Bethany can be seen seated against the barricade, remaining absolutely furious as she shakes in a fit of rage, clutching her hands while ignoring the officials that are trying to check on her. Rex McAllister is able to slowly stand to his feet, breathing heavily with a smile on his face as a referee raises his hand high, with Rex holding the contract up in victory with the crowd right behind him, the scene fading from there.)
(Promotional ad for Shock Value, where Hans Grayson faces Kai Rabeaux in a Shock Collar match.)
(Voltage returns to the final segment of the evening with “Kostas” by Westside Gunn, Conway the Machine & Benny the Butcher blasting in the arena to a wave of cheers from the EAW audience. Cody Maverick walks out in his usual casual wear: sunglasses over his eyes, a leather vest with a sleeveless shirt under it, and a pair of comfortable jeans. He takes a second to pose for the EAW audience, before making his way down the ramp, interacting with the fans along the way.)
Bella Braxton: Please welcome at this time, THE 2026 KING OF ELITTTEEEEE… COOODDYYYY!! MAVEEERRRIICCCCKK!!
Rich Russillo: You wanna talk about crazy comebacks, look no further than Cody Maverick! He walked into Voltage having just lost the National Elite Championship, but he didn’t let that deter him in this new chapter! He saw some downs, being unable to defeat Adam Lucas for the EAW World Championship earlier in the season at Bloodsport & fell short leading a Brand Warfare team one month later. Because of this, Drake Armstrong had been playing a lot of mind games to Cody and while you could tell they were getting to him, Cody only used them to his advantage so he could become better!
Thadd Blazevich: Yeah bro, though he worked his ass off the first half of the season wasn’t the kindest to Cody all things considered, but he quickly turned it around after losing out on the chance to compete in the Extreme Elimination Chamber by entering the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royale and walking away victorious, making himself $100,000 richer, and earning some momentum that he’d carry all the way to the King of Elite finals, where he’d crown himself victorious. Now, he earned a pinfall victory this past month over the EAW World Champion Drake Armstrong after the enemies the Champ’s made caught up to him, and in the process, has made himself the Number One Contender without even using the King of Elite crown! It’s been an exciting past few months for the Sin City Superbro, and he looks to cap it all off by holding BOTH the EAW World Championship AND the King of Elite crown after Shock Value!
(As Cody was making his entrance, the camera would pan around the ring, showcasing a converted version of the classic EAW ring, in the Electric Eel Deathmatch style! The usual ring apron shows a full aquarium with reinforced glass walls, inside are close to one hundred electric eels swimming around, gnashing their teeth at one another. And, last but not least, a five-foot by five-foot square opening in the middle of the ring — a gaping hole where either competitor could fall and lose it all come the main event of Shock Value!)
(The King of Elite would circle around the opening, scouting the area around before he would actually enter the first match of this kind in his EAW career. Then, he’d grab a microphone from the timekeepers’ area, but seeing as the crowd remains hot for him, he goes to pose with his arms up on the turnbuckle! “Kostas” eventually fades, and Cody starts speaking into the microphone while atop the ring.)
Cody Maverick: SANTIAGO, CHILEEE!!!
Crowd: YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cody Maverick: How y’all doing?
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Cody Maverick: That’s lovely. I’m doing great myself. It’s a lovely atmosphere in the arena. An awesome city to visit this past week. But more importantly, I’m enjoying my time planning for my upcoming Shock Value title match — which is what I wanna use this chance to talk about.
(Cody smirks, thinking about how everything lined up leading to this.)
Cody Maverick: I’m not usually one to doubt myself or be unable to handle tough spells, but I won’t lie, this earlier stretch on Voltage was the most difficult portion of my career thus far. Obviously, I’ve been scratching and clawing my whole life, shit never came easy and I don’t expect it to, but the further you reach, the hungrier the wolves get, and the more belittlement comes your way. I got a lil’ arrogant, biting off more than I could chew when I challenged Adam Lucas fresh off losing the National Elite Title to Harper Lee. Obviously, Chris Elite got himself involved too so that was another variable, but that’s just how things go. The truth of the matter is that I wasn’t ready then, that I still had a bit to go before I could break out and make myself the true Main Event Mogul I know I could be, heck, I’d say I was a bit too overzealous as well.
Cody Maverick: One of these wolves at the top and a source of belittlement was none other than Drake Armstrong. We crossed paths since the very start of this season in a four-way tag match, one where the team I was a part of would actually walk out victorious, though that’s not like it stopped Armstrong or anything. He likes drawing these parallels between the two of us, I already know he was foaming at the mouth when he bruteforced his way into leading Team Voltage in War Games, while I got the chance to be the captain for the Brand Warfare team. He tried making me out as some sort of junior captain, and things only escalated when my team just couldn’t handle a more stacked Team Dynasty, while the plan Drake came up with worked later in the weekend. But you know what the thing with parallels is? They don’t ever meet.
Cody Maverick: Drake and I, we won’t ever meet eye to eye. And more importantly, I will never be a mirror of that piece of shit, even if our career achievements aren’t too far off. He slithered his way to the top, he bought his way into the best services possible, using his privileges while looking down on others, while I simply worked my ass off and did me — so lemme be clear, there’s never gonna be a world where I’m working beneath Drake Armstrong, and there’s never gonna be a world where Cody Maverick becomes Drake Armstrong 2.0, hell no. I won’t take away what he’s done, his mindset, and his way of handling things. It all worked out in his favor and as you can see, it brought him results since he’s the Champ now, but our approaches are not and have never been alike.
Cody Maverick: Despite all the trash talk though, I’ll admit Drake lit a fire under me with all that “junior captain” talk. Especially when his team walked away victorious coming out of Wicked Games, despite being on the cusp of crumbling in its own right. When I got the chance to fight in the honor of the late great Extreme Enigma, I knew I had to bring my best, I knew I had to build some momentum, and I did just that — I eliminated everybody, I threw my name in the King of Elite tournament right after, and I eliminated everybody there too. Now I’m the goddamn King of Elite and it feels amazing. But I know the grind doesn’t stop there. After this makeover of sorts, this turnaround I had, I was real excited to get the chance to face this prick in the main event of Voltage. Before the King of Elite tournament was even over I knew the crown was just the start, and I wasn’t about to get complacent. With the chance to shut Drake’s mouth up after I recovered my momentum and ended up on top, better than ever, I was locked in, I was ready to go, and I was ready to beat his loud ass up and show him I’m coming for that title soon enough now that I got the crown, and the mind games have caught up to him.
Cody Maverick: … But things went in a way even I didn’t expect. :troll:
Cody Maverick: I had a bit of luck going, Hans Grayson came out and decked Drake right across the face, practically handing me the W. TLA & Chris Elite saw an opportunity to book a Shock Value headliner, and they gave me a title shot for free almost. Now, knowing how hard I had to work to make it this far it feels a lil’ disrespectful to myself to earn a shot off of interference — but like I said before, if anyone deserves something like this, it’s Drake Armstrong. ‘Cause let’s be honest, the dude had it coming.
(The crowd cheers in agreement, and Cody nods to the response.)
Cody Maverick: Now Drake’s been busy blaming everybody for how things went. A bit hypocritical of him, but regardless, this is all set in stone, and nothing is changing it. Drake’s been undermining me constantly. He’s been underestimating me. He’s been getting distracted at all times, and that’s gonna cost him good, which shows since I’ve been able to get the upper hand on him these past few weeks, so the question is, when will the World Champ learn? Because if he doesn’t, then I don’t think he even realizes what’s coming his way. He keeps this stupid act up, and I won’t just be on the verge of doing something that’s never been done before; I’ll actually have the easy opening to do it, and become both EAW World Champion and the King of Elite!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cody Maverick: In Drake Armstrong business terms, I guess you call that a monopoly! And in this dog-eat-dog world, holding as much power as you can is obviously favorable, ‘cause when you’re champ you gotta defend yourself from all sides. That’s why this opportunity is one I can’t let go of so easily. After all, if I take that title away from Drake, I’ll always have a safety net in case I lose it, and my challengers would think twice knowing I can come right back and use my King of Elite stipulation to get that rematch as soon as possible. I’ve known I was destined for greatness since the day I walked in this company, and maybe “destined” is a pretty heavy word, but the potential was always there. I showed up on Dynasty giving Myles, the World Heavyweight Champion at the time, a run for his money as a green rook. I came face to face with former World Champions like Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels and gave ‘em a run for their money too. I ended up on Showdown and I picked up victory after victory. I stepped up to the best of ‘em. If I came up short, then I recovered and beat them the second time around. Even after some struggles, I managed to pick up the National Elite Championship and defended it week in and week out, bringing it on the biggest stage of them all, Pain For Pride. I’ve always been a man about progression and fulfilling my potential, and seeing as I’m *this* 🤏 close to fully realizing it, and making what was once a glimpse my reality, I’m ready to bring it my all and dethrone that false king right off his plastic throne and crown myself the NEW EAW World Cham—
(Before Cody could finish, “Pride and Arrogance” by Takeru Kanazaki cuts him off! Drake Armstrong walks out in a dark purple colored three-piece suit, with the EAW World Championship draped over his shoulder. The crowd serves him with many, many jeers, but Drake doesn’t even pay them any attention. Cody sighs, and gets down from the turnbuckle, staring him in the face from the ring. Drake has a microphone in hand, and raises it up to mouth level as he begins making his way down the ramp.)
Drake Armstrong: Oh, you little princeling, my apologies for taking the spotlight away. For once, I thought I’d be charitable and give a kid in need some time to speak his frustration, but I see you got too ahead of yourself, so I felt it was necessary to step in and put an end to this vocal malarkey of yours. What was that you were gonna say? That you’ll take me off my throne? That you’ll become the new EAW World Champion? BLASPHEMY!! While it warms my heart to see you patch up your mistakes, I don’t want you to believe you’ve refined yourself into the closest embodiment of perfection like yours truly already has; you have many steps left to take before you can even think to step up to Your Immaculacy! Verily, I gave you a chip on your shoulder following your Territorial Invasion FAILURE as part of the Drake Armstrong & Voltage-led Brand Warfare battalion, and you recovered just as any prince itching to be next for the throne would. Indeed, just last week you redeemed your Bloodsport failure and pinned the shoulders of Adam Lucas to the mat clean, one-two-three, and I felicitate you for that! But don’t forget, my little junior, who BROKE Adam Lucas first. Who SHATTERED his heart. Who took away his SOUL. Who left him cowering to his maiden, looking for the next best prize knowing the window to the Championship he once held high is forever CLOSED. This Adam Lucas… is not the same man who stood on top of the world. This Adam Lucas you defeated is a fragmented shell of his former self, a man broken beyond repair, a desperate weakling GRASPING for relevance, unable to accept I flawlessly took everything away from him while he could simply watch it all unfold… just as I promised I would as soon as my collaboration with Mr. Matthieu Daniels as a roster member of Sunday Night Voltage became official.
Drake Armstrong: Cody Maverick, the doors you walked through… **I opened.** You are frankly achieving but the bare minimum of my expectations, for as much as you may deny the parallels between the two of us, it seems you’re not so resistant to walking the path I once walked, and now have even created for yourself, my little junior.
Cody Maverick: You done taking credit for all my hard work, scumbag?
Drake Armstrong: Don’t grow so agitated, small thing. I am merely explaining the system you’re a part of. You have anything to object? You have issues with it? THEN SCRAM. Feel free to leave and never show your face again. Go back to your little slot machines and gamble your life away because goodness almighty forbid you get some handouts in life. Though of course… you didn’t have much of an issue with getting handed this opportunity at my championship… did you?
(Drake had now made his way near the ring, and climbed up on the apron, intensely staring Cody Maverick right in his face.)
Drake Armstrong: Mhm… I suppose not. After all, “I had it coming”, as you like to so ineloquently put it. Do not go thinking you can take my championship so soon just because every sheeple has been on your side — from the likes of Hans Grayson, to even TLA & Chris Elite, the corrupt showrunners themselves. I believe it’s only natural that everyone tries to come for the king. Every peasant wishes to dethrone the ruler because they believe they are the root of their problems, when in truth, the roots lie in themselves. Hans Grayson’s disobedience led to the consequential punishment of ruthlessly having his arm broken, for example. 🤷♂️ The consequence of your hubris will be a dismantled spirit come my inevitable victory at the Shock Value marquee event, sending you back to the low depths you almost made your perpetual homestead before I came in and lit a fire beneath your feet, as you admit to yourself. Not just that, but humiliation & a date close enough to death, given you’ll be left having to get out of that pool of electric eels right behind you… before you get zapped to death… or end up drowning. Good luck handling these consequences, wouldn’t wanna say “long live the king” too early, now would we?
Cody Maverick: I’m tired of this shit, Drake. You think everything’s a guarantee. You go on and on about this guaranteed result. That’s why you had it coming to begin with. That’s why I feel no remorse I beat you with some assistance, or that TLA & Chris Elite stacked the deck against you — even if that’s ironic, considering you keep belittling me as if I’m some fodder for you. I got a chance to do it all by myself and leave you in the dust, and I’m taking it. I’m beating you at Shock Value. I’m taking the EAW World Championship. I’m makin’ history, while you’ll be left having to handle your life without the top prize you prepared a year-long plan to get your hands on. While you’ll be left with Hans Grayson on your ass 24/7. While you’ll be left too humiliated to ever show your face again because let’s be honest, Drake, you’re not just arrogant, you’re afraid of things not going your way, of losing to me after all this trash talk, after your narratives about how far beneath I am to you. If you lose to me again, this time all one-on-one, then you’re done for, and you know it, Drake, you fucking know it.
Drake Armstrong: Cody… you’re just another martyr for the king’s blade. The result of Shock Value is so set in stone in my mind because there is one big problem you’re going to face that you’re leaving unaddressed, and it’s that you don’t have what it takes to bring me down… you never did… and you never will… suffice it to say, “Codester”, you are genetically born to be beneath me. You are faced with a reality impossible to change. Standing head and shoulders above this “Main Event Mogul” is one of my many birthrights. With this upcoming contest being solely between the two of us, it will be yet another reminder of the issue you have had to face all season long, and for a matter of fact your entire career—which is that you’re inferior to my Armstrongian DNA in every single way imaginable. Shock Value will be yet another cautionary tale, quite like Adam Lucas’, and maybe one day I hope you insufferable peasants learn for once… so that I don’t have to batter each one of you into the mud one by one. After all, I have better things to do as Sunday Night Voltage’s main picture of excellence & sole holder of the EAW World Championship.
Drake Armstrong: At Shock Value, just like Adam Lucas, you’ll *learn your place.*
(Drake had gotten closer to Cody Maverick’s face… and spoke those words so that they would pierce the King of Elite.)
Drake Armstrong: And then, perchance you could follow in the erstwhile challenger’s path, and become second-hand goods for the Hardcore Champion, to help her cope in this little rhetoric she’s built that she is Voltage’s number one Champion. Malarkey, of course, from the good doctor, but this is how bottom dwellers such as all of the Voltage roster manage to cope with their failures and innate limitations. Fortunately, I don’t share your fate. Good luck in your future endeavors, Cody Maverick. You’ll never overthrow me.
(Drake stared at Cody… his eyes covered by his dark sunglasses… and then moved his glance towards the ramp, prompting to make his exit having gotten the last word before Shock Value.)
Cody Maverick: NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!
(But Cody wasn’t having it. Drake turns his attention from the apron back to Cody, who took his sunglasses off.)
Cody Maverick: I’m not gonna stand for the same damn lecture, Armstrong!
(Drake sarcastically smirks… perhaps bothered by Cody’s unrelenting attitude.)
Cody Maverick: You got nothing to prove you’re just that much superior to me. Nothing. You talk about the past. You take credit for my own hard work. You quote this superior DNA or this greatness you were born with, or whatever other bullshit. But that’s what this all is, Drake. It’s all a bunch of bullshit, and you know it. I’ve come this far, I got the chance of a lifetime, and I’m not letting it go to waste just ‘cause I got a safety net. Hell, I’m not letting it go to waste just ‘cause of how much of an insufferable bastard you are. It’s the same story week in and week out, and maybe if leaving your ass either running away or flat on the mat isn’t enough to humble you, then I’ll take away everything so you finally shut your mouth and are forced to cope with the outcome where someone “inferior” to you threw your whole operation upside down. I’ve never been beneath you. I’ve never been your “junior.” And I’m not your “prince.” I’m the King of Elite, I’m the Sin City Superstar, and after Shock Value, I’ll be the EAW World Champion, focused on getting business done in the ring instead of treating this as some sort of side gig meant for amusement since you got your hands involved in all these grueling aspects of life. You talk about others coping, but how are you gonna cope with your own loss, Drake? There’s no road leading you back to the top. Will you give your undivided attention to funding wars? Buying out small businesses? Fucking over other people’s lives ‘cause you got nothing better to do? You’re the worst of the worst. You’re a fuckin’ joke, Armstrong. A sad excuse for a human being who cries like a little baby when his source of validation is gone. Count your days, you parasitic son of a bitch, ‘cause March 14th is the day you lose *everything.*
(As Cody got personal, Drake’s look grew more intense. The two stare each other down one final time, and as Cody prepares to put his glasses back on and make his way out…)
Thadd Blazevich: Cody bro just got poked in the eye!!
Rich Russillo: Armstrong with a cheap shot to the challenger! He’s heard enough as he drops the EAW World Title on the apron, and he enters the ring while Cody is trying to recover his vision!
Persephone: Funny how the guy all about being stupidly rich and perfect keeps throwing cheap shots, but what’s new? Armstrong is throwing some forearms to Cody Maverick…
Thadd Blazevich: AND NOW SHOVES HIM INTO THE POOL OF ELECTRIC EELS!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CODY MAVERICK JUST BARELY BALANCES HIMSELF AND HANGS IN THERE!!! HE STRIKES BACK AT ARMSTRONG!!
Thadd Blazevich: THEY’RE EXCHANGING BLOWS!! A HOCKEY FIGHT HAS BROKEN OUT BETWEEN THESE TWO AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!!
Rich Russillo: Drake lands a blow that briefly staggers Cody…
Persephone: Cody Mav with a lariat—
Rich Russillo: Armstrong ducks under! Now it’s Drake with his back to the open gap full of electric eels!!
Thadd Blazevich: LOW BLOW FROM THE CHAMP!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CODY CATCHES THE LEG!! SPINS HIM AROUND—
Thadd Blazevich: SIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN CITTTAAAYYYYYY STUNNEEEERRRRR!!!!!!
Persephone: BOKJBJKBGKJDFJKDFJKDGFJKDGFKJ!!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!!!
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Persephone: THE STUNNER SENT DRAKE FALLING BACK RIGHT INTO THE OPEN GAP!! HE’S STUCK IN THAT TANK OF WATER FULL OF ELECTRIC EELS, AND NOW HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY AS HE’S GETTING REPEATEDLY BITTEN AND SHOCKED BY THE EELS!! YEEESSSS!!!
Thadd Blazevich: DUDE!! IF THIS WAS SHOCK VALUE, CODY COULD CALL HIMSELF THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!
(Cody looks back at Drake getting shocked alive with a smile on his face. He picks up the EAW World Championship left on the ground, and poses with it atop the turnbuckle as the crowd starts cheering him on as loud as their lungs can scream while “Kostas” starts blasting once more. Private personnel of Drake Armstrong begin rushing down to the ring wearing rubberized gear, trying to help the EAW World Championship out of his “shocking” predicament.)
(Cody takes another look back at Armstrong…)
Cody Maverick: (off-mic) Keep being arrogant, champ!!
(And back to the packed arena full of fans…)
Cody Macerick: (off-mic) It’s gon’ be that easy for me to make history! Let’s fucking go!!
(The crowd cheers as medics run to try and fish Drake out of the tank. Meanwhile, Cody has gotten out of the ring and is celebrating with the fans as Voltage comes to an end.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
