(EAW Intro Plays)
(Japan, a country rich in the art of professional wrestling. It has been known as Puroresu and legends that have made this one of the premiere sports in the Land of the Rising Sun. The Tokyo Dome once formerly known as the Egg Done is the Mecca of wrestling in the country of Japan, where many stars and memories have been forged. The camera pans over the historic building, as it then focuses on a former Japanese great. He stands in the empty ring .)
Narrator: Puroresu, the art of the fight, the King of Sports, the only way to settle feuds and fight for what you stand for. Wrestling has always had an honor to it, one that settles differences, makes Gods and Monsters, where those that look upon their heroes and villains, are admired and cherished as warriors.
(There is old footage of classic Puroresu that has paved the way for wrestling in Japan. Many memories are played from black and white footage all the way through the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s.)
Narrator: But Puroresu wasn’t just about the skills that the warriors possessed, the years spent in the dojo training to become one of the elite. There was another style of Puroresu that was created to not only settle differences, but feed the need for violence in Japan, it became the blueprint for another genre of competition, and the EAW is ready to honor that tradition. Hardcore, deathmatches, blood.
(The footage then starts to show the deathmatches from the 80’s and 90’s. the exploding deathmatches, the absolute carnage that made this genre of professional wrestling a staple in the EAW and on Voltage. It then switches from the stars of yesterday to the stars of tomorrow. It shows Daniella Atlas attacking Selena Reyes, then Reyes brawling back with Atlas. It then turns to Candice Blair going face to face with Saori Aizen.)
Narrator: But as this style of Puroresu has evolved, so has the imagination of violence and carnage by the Elitists in the EAW and especially the Voltage brand. They now come to Japan and honor us all with the presence of a style we brought into realization.
(The footage then shows Kai Rabeaux and Cosmo Goldworthy ready to go to war, through everything they have done to each other. It then turns to Miku Sakai and Aria who were once friends and now bitter enemies ready to battle in barbed wire.)
Narrator: But with these feuds, blood will be spilled, and for some, they will have to go through Hell to survive.
(It switches to Dr. Bethany Blue and Jay Jerry Johnson brawling before the Doctor is pulled away by officials, then Jay stands tall holding up the Hardcore Title. It then changes to TLA attacking Minerva, before it then has Minerva kicking down TLA as they are then shown glaring at one another with buckets of blood.)
Narrator: And with no friendships, and no alliances, can two work as one in this type of style of wrestling? And wit the top prize on the line, will it be the moment that a new champion is crowned?
(The footage then shows Elysium together and some of their highlights, then it turns top Drake Armstrong the King of Elite, and then Hans Grayson with the Cash in the Vault, then all four ready to fight. Finally it then has Adam Lucas holding up the EAW World Championship, Chris Elite then is shown taking out his opponents, before Cody Maverick stands at the top rope and poses, then all three fighting.)
Narrator: We are here at the Tokyo Dome…. Where history will be made again, this is Puroresu… this is… BLOOD SPORT!
(As the camera starts to fade, the narrator, a legendary wrestler himself, looks around and nods as he remembers the blood he spilled in the very ring and dome.)
???: AND NOW METAL GEAR SOLID: SNAKE EATER PRESENTS THE VOLTAGE EXCLUSIVE BRAND MARQUEE LIVE EVENT – BLOODSPORT!
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen… WELCOME TO BLOODSPORT!!! Voltage is here with our very first marquee event of season nineteen, and I can’t wait to get this one started! As always I’m Rich Russillo here with Thadd Blazevich and Persephone Tsitsipas, and I can’t wait to get this one started!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, this show is gonna be insane. We have a Cage of Death in the main event, a crazy Three Stages of Hardcore Hell match for the Hardcore Championship, we even have two Hall of Famers fighting in a “Buckets of Blood” match!
Persephone: Well, this is one of the only events of the entire season I am actually interested in, so-
Rich Russillo: Huh? Hold on, wait a second…
Persephone: ?
Rich Russillo: I’ve just received word that there’s something going on backstage!
Persephone: Already??
Thadd Blazevich: That can’t be good, bro!
Rich Russillo: WE NEED TO GET A CAMERA BACKSTAGE! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING BACK THERE!
(It doesn’t take long for the titantron screen to light up, and once it does, footage can be seen showing exactly what is happening backstage. The sight shown surprises the fans in attendance, as Dr. Bethany Blue and Jay Jerry Johnson, the participants in the Three Stages of Hardcore Hell match for the Hardcore Championship can be seen in the middle of a brawl.)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL?? DR. BETHANY BLUE AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON ARE FIGHTING BACKSTAGE! WHAT’S GOING ON!? THESE TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO FACE EACH OTHER LATER TONIGHT, BUT THEY’RE ALREADY IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRAWL! What could’ve happened between these two!? We knew that things had gotten extremely heated over the last few weeks, but I didn’t think something like this would happen!
Thadd Blazevich: Bethany grabs Triple J, AND SHE SENDS HIM CRASHING OVER THE PRODUCTION CRATE AND INTO CHAIRS THAT WERE LEFT IN THE AREA! Jay pushes himself back up as Beth starts walking over, AND HE GRABS ONE OF THE CHARS BEFORE HITTING BETHANY IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! Jay throws the chair down, before grabbing Bethany and slamming her face into the production crate! Bethany stumbles back, but she turns and punches Triple J in the face!
Persephone: Jay stumbles back, AND BETHANY RUNS IN AT JAY, SENDING JAY BACK FIRST INTO THE WALL!
Rich Russillo: JAY IS FORCED TO SHOVE BETHANY OFF OF HIM BEFORE SWINGING AT HER, AND HE LANDS A RIGHT HAND THAT MAKES BETHANY STUMBLE! SHE GOES BACK ON THE OFFENSIVE THOUGH, AND BOTH ELITISTS ARE JUST THROWING EVERYTHING AT EACH OTHER BEFORE THEY’VE EVEN MADE THEIR WAY OUT FOR THEIR MATCH!
Thadd Blazevich: JAY GRABS BETHANY AND PULLS HER BACK, CAUSING HER TO GO FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL! Beth stumbles back, AND NOW JAY THROWS HER AWAY FROM THE AREA AND INTO ANOTHER WALL! Bethany drops down to a knee, BUT AS JAY APPROACHES HER, SHE LUNGES FORWARD AND TAKES JAY DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! BETH JUST STARTS THROWING ALL KINDS OF SHOTS AT JAY JERRY JOHNSON, WHILE JAY STRUGGLES TO BLOCK THE PUNCHES!
(While the brawling continues, security guards can finally be seen beginning to rush into the area. Multiple security guards grab Dr. Bethany Blue and begin to pull her off of Jay Jerry Johnson. However, this gives Jay the opportunity to get up, allowing him to rush forward and hit a big boot. Dr. Bethany Blue tries to go after Jay again, but the security guards grab Jay as well, and begin to pull the two Elitists away from each other. The security guards hold the two Elitists in the area, until someone can be seen beginning to walk over to them.)
Captain Charisma: Are you two being serious right now?
(Captain Charisma doesn’t appear to be happy as he stares at Jay Jerry Johnson and Dr. Bethany Blue, but the two Elitists are still focused on each other, still not satisfied from that fight. Captain Charisma just sighs before continuing.)
Captain Charisma: You two understand that you’re supposed to compete in Three Stages of Hardcore Hell later tonight, don’t you? The entire point of a match like that is to put a definitive end to all of this, so you no longer feel the need to put yourselves through stuff like this. I get that you two hate each other, but we still have a show tonight and the last thing I need is for our first marquee event of the season to be screwed up because you two decided to fight until you were no longer in any condition to compete.
(After this Captain Charisma takes a moment to think, until finally, an idea seems to have crossed his mind.)
Captain Charisma: You know what? I can see that things have gotten heated, and that you two want to tear each other apart, and the last thing I’d do is take that chance away at an event like this. You two will get the chance to face each other later tonight but clearly changes need to be made, since apparently Three Stages of Hardcore Hell isn’t enough for you.
(Both Jay Jerry Johnson and Dr. Bethany Blue look at Captain Charisma, and neither of them seem to be sure of where the Commissioner is going with this. However, he continues to speak.)
Captain Charisma: Here’s what’s going to happen. Later tonight you two will face each other for the Hardcore Championship, but we’re not going to waste time with the Propofol on a Pole or the Fans Bring the Weapons matches. As great as those stipulations would’ve been, I think it’s only right that I make sure this sees a definitive end, and the only way that’s going to happen is by giving you two the chance to make sure you can finally end this. With that being said, you two are going straight to what was meant to be the last of the Three Stages of Hardcore Hell, and facing each other in the Death Pit.
(This causes a loud reaction to come from the fans in attendance, excited now that they know the Death Pit is guaranteed to be put to use tonight. After this Captain Charisma prepares to leave, but first says a few more words to the two Elitists.)
Captain Charisma: I’m sure you both remember what I told you about the Death Pit. At first, I made it the third stipulation so that you two would have to reach that point in order for it to be used. However, clearly I didn’t account for you two needing to take things up a notch, so we’re not going to leave this up to chance. You two will face each other in the Death Pit, and the winner gets to leave Bloodsport with the Hardcore Championship.
Captain Charisma: You two will have all the tools necessary to end things between each other in the Death Pit match later tonight, so I’m sure I don’t even need to say this, but whatever animosity you two have towards each other will be better off being saved for that. Trust me, the last thing you want is to give yourself a disadvantage and walk into a match like that injured.
(Captain Charisma begins to walk away, leaving Dr. Bethany Blue and Jay Jerry Johnson, who are still being held by the security guards. The two stare at each other, both with cold looks on their faces, but they slowly begin to walk away from each other, not needing the security guards to hold onto them any longer. After this, the camera begins to fade back to the commentary table, as Rich Russillo begins to speak.)
Rich Russillo: Wow, I didn’t expect that turn of events! It looks like the stipulation for Dr. Bethany Blue versus Jay Jerry Johnson has been altered! The Death Pit was the final stipulation for Three Stages of Hardcore Hell and thanks to this there was no guarantee it would actually be used, but now it’s the ONLY stipulation for this match!
Thadd Blazevich: Woah, dude. Isn’t the Death Pit that crazy stipulation Cap said? The one where they’re on top of a scaffold and below them is a bunch of glass and explosives and stuff??
Rich Russillo: It sure is, and not only that. To win the match, you have to throw your opponent into that pit. This isn’t just any kind of match. Like Captain Charisma said, this is the kind of match made to end things between these two.
Persephone: Well this sucks. I wanted THREE Stages of Hardcore Hell. The Death Pit is a good stipulation, but that’s only ONE! If I knew they were gonna go and ruin everything, I would’ve ran back there and stopped the brawl myself!
Rich Russillo: Well, I think it’s still bound to be an extremely dangerous and gruesome match, but that’s for later. We still have an event, and now that things have been settled backstage, it’s about time we move forward with our very first match of the night!
(The following graphic can be seen on the tron for the first match, to an electric reaction from the audience.)
(https://imgur.com/8S547nK#8S547nK)
(The scene cuts to the ring, where two buckets with labels of “MINERVA” & “TLA” in marker can be seen etched across each of them, as Bella Braxton remains at ringside.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest… IS A BUCKETS… OF BLOOOOOOD MATCH!!! The only way to achieve victory, is by filling the bucket with the opponent’s name labeled accordingly, all the way to the line marked within said bucket… WITH THEIR OWN, BLOOD!!!!
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie can be heard throughout the speakers as there is an electric reaction from the audience for the EAW Hall of Famer. Minerva makes her way out from the back with an increasingly focused demeanor as she looks ahead, taking a deep breath as she keeps her gaze steady on the ring before treading down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing the challenger! From the Florida Everglades, weighing in at 122 pounds… ‘THE BLACK ROSE’, MIIIIIIIIINERVAAAA!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva has been embroiled in this immense rivalry with TLA that has brewed ever since the beginning of the season, where Minerva made every intent known by causing harm against the fellow EAW Hall of Famer. This is certainly everything that she can possibly be stepping into, and it’s under very dire circumstances for both elitists.
Thadd Blazevich: Dude, I’m just REALLY conflicted right now! Don’t know if I should be worried for ‘em or excited to see what this new stipulation is able to offer to EAW with this match! This is a first of its kind where it’s all about the blood being spilt in mass, and that’s something that can make anybody feel squeamish, man!
Persephone: Wow, what a bitch. :mjlol:
(‘Ambitionz Az A Ridah’ hits throughout the speakers now as there’s a heightened reaction from the audience for the second EAW Hall of Famer. TLA makes his way out ‘85 Chevrolet Impala without a roof, gazing out toward the crowd with a grin on his face as he nods to the beat of his theme song. TLA makes no doubts about his confident demeanor heading into tonight’s immense battle.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing her opponent! From Tlaxcala, Mexico! Weighing in at 210 pounds, T, L, AAAAAAA!!!
Thadd Blazevich: Here we go, dude!!! TLA is in the house & that’s a sick ride that he’s got too just for this occasion! I got a word with him before the show, bro, he says that he’s got two of these at his crib and decided to bring one just to flex! He’s more confident than ever as he always has been!
Persephone: Wow, that’s some great analysis, smooth-brain.
Rich Russillo: Moving along, I do see how TLA is confident, yet all the more focused as he’s got his eyes locked on the ring, Minerva allowed for all of this kick off, and now the recently Pain for Pride main eventing performer is looking to finish this through a first ever Buckets of Blood match!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Thadd Blazevich: LET’S GO, DUDE!!! WE’RE KICKING THIS DAMN MATCH OFF!!!
(Minerva & TLA glare toward one another, as Minerva shakes her own head as it’s piercing.)
Minerva: (off-mic) …
(As she steps forward to kick her own bucket out of the ring and to the ringside floor.)
Persephone: Well, I’d do the same if the very thing ready to end my fucking match is just set in front of me.
(TLA sports a grin, as he proceeds to do the exact same, kicking the bucket over to the same location at ringside as they’re both situated near the ramp.)
Rich Russillo: AND HERE WE GO! MINERVA AND TLA COLLIDE IN THE FIRST EVER BUCKETS OF BLOOD MATCH—AS THEY SPRINT TOWARD ONE ANOTHER AND BEGIN TO WAIL IN THE STRIKES!!! HERE WE GO!!! TLA & Minerva are refusing to hold themselves back as they continue to mount all of the offense in the world against one another through their striking! The buckets are situated right beside one another as they are kept tightly set in place within their respective holders, as there will need to be ONE & A HALF LITERS of blood to fill each bucket!
Thadd Blazevich: And this is just getting started, dude!!! They aren’t letting themselves up as Minerva sends an elbow across TLA’s temple, knocking him back and into the corner from here!!! Minerva just doesn’t want to slow down for a second, RUSHING TOWARD TLA AND LETTING A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER SOUND OFF!!! AND SHE’S NOT SLOWING DOWN FOR A SECOND EITHER, BRO!!! Each clothesline is being struck across the upper chest of our man TLA, repeated arm after arm just striking across TLA without a second thought from his opponent right now! This isn’t the smoothest start at all for the man, this might be a real rude awakening ahead for the rest of the match!!
Persephone: Seriously if they’re gonna start like this, I am really gonna lose my mind, Buckets of Blood & we’re doing strike exchanges–WHICH, IS EXACTLY WHAT TLA RETURNS WITH AN ELBOW OF HIS OWN!! Minerva is dazed as TLA quickly turns it right around and Minerva is tossed into the corner, with forearm after forearm being sent across the jaw of Minerva. I really don’t think this will stay this way for long, but TLA is doing whatever that he can with each forearm to garner some of his own control here too—
Rich Russillo: TILL MINERVA SHOVES TLA OFF WITH AN ELEVATED BOOT INTO HIS CHEST!! TLA stops himself and rushes toward Minerva as he aims for a ‘VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT—BUT MINERVA CAUGHT HIM & SHIFTED HERSELF BACK TO LAUNCH TLA INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! TLA is now in trouble as he bounced off of the turnbuckle after a back-first collision!! Minerva is now finding her ground again with a brief hand over her jaw, as TLA is trying to return to his own two feet after being thrown into the corner in his attempt of an uppercut!
Thadd Blazevich: Minerva has her eyes set on TLA right now, bro! This won’t go all too well for our former World Champ’ here if he can’t see what’s comin’ for him real quick, ‘cause Minerva ain’t looking to hold out as SHE’S RUSHING AT TLA WITH A SWIFT SCISSORS KICK–BUT TLA SIDESTEPS & ROCKS MINERVA WITH A ‘SWAG SHOT’!!! PALM CAUSES MINERVA TO BACK AWAY!!! Minerva is temporarily staggered against the ropes, TLA can recover from here while she’s also trying to do the same! This has been–DUDE!!! TLA IS CHARGING RIGHT AFTER HERE—
Rich Russillo: CLOTHESLINE SENDS MINERVA AND HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AS THEY HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES COLLAPSING ONTO THE APRON!! THEY BOTH HOLD ONTO THE ROPES!!! TLA and Minerva are able to keep themselves situated on the apron as they each refuse to fall off from the apron and onto the ringside floor, as Minerva is able to drag herself upward, keeping a hold of the rope while mustering up the wherewithal to remain steady in this match while TLA is looking to do the same! The EAW Hall of Famers are refusing to back away as TLA has recovered at a quicker rate than his opponent here!
Thadd Blazevich: OUCH!! KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST OF MINERVA, DUDE!!! MINERVA’S DEFINITELY FEELING THAT ONE RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!! She’s still keeping it running strong! Her eyes are set on TLA as she does not give any damn about a chop.. ‘CAUSE IT’S AN ELBOW THAT ROCKS TLA! I wouldn’t want to be taking that any day of the week, bro! TLA is feeling all of that and Minerva knows this too! She’s looking for another forearm into TLA’s temple!
Persephone: NOPE! THAT’S A BOOT FROM TLA SENT INTO THE CHEST OF MINERVA THAT KNOCKS HER INTO THE RING POST BEHIND HER!! Minerva’s got a hand over her lower back as that didn’t feel good, but bruises aren’t enough for me here. When’s the blood gonna kick this into overdrive??? TLA may be looking to do that while Minerva slumps herself down, as he’s searched under the apron very briefly.. WITH A 2X4! BARBED WIRE!!! FINALLY!!!! Here we fucking go!!!! TLA RAISES THE 2X4 HIGH TO STRIKE DOWN—
(WHACK!!!!!)
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE—MINERVA WITH A BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR OF HER OWN JUST SMACKED THE CHAIR ACROSS THE SIDE OF TLA!!! TLA IS NOW HURT!!!! THE BLOOD FROM THE WHACK OF THE BARBED WIRE IS BEGINNING TO SHOW NOW! TLA is forced to drop the 2×4 as he’s now struggling to maintain himself, dropping to a knee while holding onto the ropes as Minerva must have taken hold of the chair from under the apron while slumped down!!
Thadd Blazevich: NOT GOOD, DUDE! NOT GOOD AT ALL!!! He’s gonna be feeling that for a long time after all of this ends!!!! Minerva drops the chair and keeps her eyes set on the opponent, focused but she’s got an intense glare that can probably stare deep into my soul, bro!!! Minerva’s seeing TLA making the rise back up to his feet despite the small cuts that are seen across his left side, AND SHE’S RUNNING AFTER HIM WHILE HE’S VULNERABLE TOO–
Rich Russillo: OH NO!!!! RUNNING STO ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!! MINERVA’S CLUTCHING ONTO HER OWN SIDE BUT TLA IS ALSO STRUGGLING IMMENSELY AFTER TAKING SUCH A DISASTROUS IMPACT ONTO THE FLOOR!! Minerva took an incredibly measured risk to leave TLA far worse for wear as this match is taking further shape moving forward! These won’t be where the risks halt themselves in this match!
Persephone: It’s blood but, it’s not, OH MY GOD blood, just some small ass lacerations. He’s been through worse, but that was a tough landing. Minerva is able to bring herself upward, and she’s immediately reverting back to that 2X4 that TLA brought into the equation unsuccessfully. I know she would like to maintain that control, and taking immediate hold of that will probably do the trick when there’s buckets waiting to be filled with blood.
(Minerva quickly brings out a container from over the barricade, set down before the ramp as the buckets are placed inside before she emphasizes attention back on TLA.)
Thadd Blazevich: I don’t think she wants those buckets going anywhere here, bro! Which can’t be too rad for TLA over here, bro! Minerva is focused as TLA just crawls himself over to the barricade, slumping himself over as he’s not trying to get into it with the woman right now! But this isn’t good… NOT GOOD AT ALL!!! MINERVA IS TREADING TOWARD THE MAN WHILE HE’S SLUMPED OVER, HE HASN’T EVEN RECOVERED ENOUGH TO TURN AS MINERVA’S LOOKING TO SWING—
Persephone: OH FUCK!
Rich Russillo: GLASS PANE FROM TLA SLAMMED RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF MINERVA!!!! MINERVA IS WIDE-EYED AS HER EYES ARE GAZING AHEAD WHILE SHE SLUMPS DOWN!!! HE MUST’VE RETRIEVED THE GLASS FROM BEHIND THE BARRICADE!! TLA has turned the momentum around in an immense fashion just as Minerva was looking to exact her punishment against him!!
Thadd Blazevich: AND LOOK AT MINERVA NOW!! THE COLLISION OF THE GLASS OVER HER SKULL IS CAUSING THE BLOOD TO SEEP THROUGH, DUDE!!! That red is dripping down her fast and it’s dripping down fast!!! TLA may have just done the biggest number on her to get a real problem happening for her here!!! Now he’s got to get her over to the bucket with her name on it if he wants to get closer to winning this damn thing!! TLA takes hold of Minerva, dragging her around the floor and to the buckets just before the ramp!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK!!! MINERVA IS FIGHTING BACK!!! SHE’S HELD ONTO A SHARD AS SHE’S TRYING TO STAB INTO THE ABDOMEN OF TLA!!! A VERY SMALL SHARD THAT’S CREATING A WOUND INTO TLA’S MIDSECTION—BUT A KNEE FROM TLA ACROSS MINERVA’S TEMPLE HALTS HER!! TLA ‘s got a hand over his own midsection, but he’s keeping a strong grasp of Minerva’s hair as he drags her toward the bucket—
Persephone: AND QUICKLY TURNS AROUND TO LAUNCH MINERVA SKULL FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! ALL THE BLOOD THAT SPLATTERS ON THE RING POST FROM IMPACT!! Minerva doesn’t keep herself dormant for long, but this is becoming a struggle as she’s just bleeding even more from her damn head!!! I LOVE my life!
Thadd Blazevich: And now TLA’s dragging Minerva over to where her bucket is reinforced at, and HE’S GOT HER HEAD PROPPED OVER THE BUCKET, DUDE!!! THE BLOOD IS JUST DRIPPING DOWN AND THAT RED IS COVERING THE SURFACE!! TLA can get as far as half a liter if he can maintain all of this while Minerva’s too woozy to fight back, bro! The baddest hombre on the planet is making it work here—
Rich Russillo: MINERVA QUICKLY SLAMS TLA’S SKULL OVER THE TOP RING OF THE BUCKET TO GET HIM OFF!!! TLA is dazed by the slam over the bucket as Minerva leans back against the barricade to recover further! TLA is left in a much more vulnerable position for himself here as remaining away from Minerva can be much more troublesome than he would like!!! The multi-time World Champion tries to shake off the impact as Minerva’s turning to over the barricade, and I BELIEVE SHE’S ALREADY PREPARED TO KEEP TLA DOWN WHILE HE TURNS BACK TO HER FROM HERE!
Thadd Blazevich: TRASH CAN TO THE DOME, DUDE!!! MINERVA JUST THREW THAT REINFORCED CAN INTO HIS HEAD WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT!!! TLA is down—and so are all of the weapons that just spilled out for the trash can, bro! Who in the hell puts all of this stuff in there!?!?! Now TLA is trying to raise while Minerva’s wiping the blood away from her face, looking around for herself ‘till she gets her eyes on something real interesting there!
Persephone: Is that a fucking cheese grater…? Why are there two of them!?!? Why are they any of them AT ALL put those back in the fucking kitchen or something!
(Minerva’s eyes go wide as she develops a mischievous grin behind the blood seeping down her face, as she takes her gaze back to the dazed TLA who is slowly rising up to his feet.)
Rich Russillo: TLA is still regaining composure as Minerva quickly pries the steel steps from the corner, stepping on over to TLA—AS HE TURNS TOWARD A STRIKE OF THE STEEL STEPS ACROSS HIS TEMPLE!!! TLA IS IN TROUBLE!!! Minerva sets the steps down between TLA & his own bucket!!! She drags TLA upward while pressing the steps against him to keep him leaned!!! SHE TAKES THE GRATERS AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT MUST BE DONE—
Thadd Blazevich: OH HELL NO, DUDE!!!! SHE’S RAKING THE CHEESE GRATERS OVER HIS FREAKIN’ BACK!!!!! TLA IS WINCING IN INDESCRIBABLE PAIN, BRO!!! THE GRATERS ARE SLICING UP HIS BACK AS THE BLOOD’S ALL DRIPPING DOWN TO HIS BUCKET TOO!!! MINERVA’S JUST RAKING AWAY AS HIS BACK IS TURNING INTO A MANGLED MESS THE LONGER SHE GOES!!!
Persephone: NEVERMIND! FORGET WHAT I SAID!!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!! KEEP GOING, DAMNIT!!
Rich Russillo: PUSHES THE STEEL STEPS FORWARD TO LEAN HIMSELF OVER IT & AVOID FURTHER!! Minerva chucks the graters away, seeing an opportunity to provide greater strife than what’s already been dealt as TLA is slumped over the steel steps!!! Minerva is looking to place as much of a strain over TLA as possible if it means causing him to bleed further! Causing him to suffer a crucial setback to keep herself in the running!
Thadd Blazevich: Dude, look at his back right now!!! It’s in some deep shit!!! Minerva drags TLA upward while he’s still struggling to even do anything, but putting those steps down may be costing him here much more than the help they gave him in avoiding more of that blood from dripping down to his bucket–’CAUSE MINERVA’S LOOKING FOR ‘PARADISE LOST’ ONTO THE STEEL—
Rich Russillo: WHERE THE HELL DID HE—
Persephone: HE’S SHOVING BROKEN GLASS INTO MINERVA’S MOUTH!!!! MINERVA’S JUST WIDE EYED AS TLA FREED HIMSELF TO SHOVE THE GLASS—AND MAINTAIN A MANDIBLE CLAW WHILE DOING SO! MINERVA’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, SENDING FOREARMS AGAINST TLA’S TEMPLE BUT THEY’RE WEAKENED STRIKES DUE TO THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!! TLA IS DOING EVERYTHING TO ENSURE THIS IS PLACING HER THROUGH THE STRUGGLE AS MINERVA’S BACKED INTO THE APRON WHILE TLA REFUSES TO LET GO!!!
Thadd Blazevich: MINERVA HAS TO RESORT TO GOUGING TLA’S EYES JUST TO BE LET GO, MAN!!! TLA FINALLY LETS OFF BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!!! MINERVA IS TRYING TO SPIT OUT ALL OF THE GLASS THAT HE MUST’VE KEPT SAVED IN HIS POCKET, DUDE! Minerva can finally get to recovering for herself, but goddamn was that horrific to watch!!
Rich Russillo: But look at her!!! She’s trying to cough up and spit out all of the shards that were lodged into her mouth as now there’s blood just pouring out from her mouth as well!!! Minerva is clutching onto the barricade while trying to bring herself back up, the effects of that mandible claw will be felt throughout the match as Minerva is looking to lift herself upward, the hardship only continuing the longer this MATCH GOES—
(CRASH!!!!!!!)
Thadd Blazevich: VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT’ SENDS MINERVA THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!!! MY GOD, DUDE!!!! TLA JUST SPRINTED AT HER AND NOBODY SAW IT COMING!!!! MINERVA WAS TOO BUSY COUGHING THE SHARDS UP!!!!! TLA is trying to get himself going, but that wound to his abdomen, man! It’s a real big problem!!! He’s got to patch that up somehow, but he’s focused!!!
Persephone: There has already been enough blood here to last a lifetime, all of the blood they’ve lost now probably could’ve filled those damn buckets—but don’t let it stop. DO NOT stop, fight for my amusement!!!!
Rich Russillo: TLA looks very intent on enacting the next course of action, as he’s shifting to the apron!
(TLA proceeds to grab two chairs, setting the chairs across from one another before shifting to the apron to grab a sheet of glass, as the sheet is set between the chairs to the worry of the audience.)
Thadd Blazevich: Oh no, dude… That’s not good… Not good at all!!! Minerva is crawling herself toward TLA, not staying down after just being sent through that barricade while TLA spots her too!!! Minerva is trying to get herself up, she’s back to a knee—
Rich Russillo: BUT THE GRATER PUTS HER BACK DOWN AS IT’S SMASHED ACROSS HER SKULL WITH GOOD MEASURE!!! TLA DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE MINERVA ANY BREATHING ROOM HERE!!! With Minerva incapacitated, TLA doesn’t waste another moment when dragging Minerva over to the apron, and situating himself over the apron as well!!! There won’t be any measures taken that won’t resort to his most absolute benefit!!!
Persephone: Which means he’s gonna try to fucking KILL Minerva here, ‘cause he’s dragging her right into place and she’s literally got nowhere else to go either! We are about to witness the closest fucking thing to attempted murder ‘cause TLA IS LOOKING TO PULL MINERVA UPWARD AND HE’S AIMING FOR THE FUCKING GLASS BELOW!!!
Thadd Blazevich: # ‘MEXICAN DESTROYER’ INTO THE GLASS SHEET FROM OFF THE APRON!!!!
( STAB!!!!! )
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE–THAT’S A BOX CUTTER!!!! MINERVA JUST SENT A BOX CUTTER BACK INTO THE WOUND OF TLA ALREADY INFLICTED AGAINST HIM!!!! TLA CAN’T HELP BUT LET GO!!! HE IMMEDIATELY PULLS OUT THE BOX CUTTER FROM HIS MIDSECTION BUT HE’S UNDER TRUE PAIN RIGHT NOW!!!
Thadd Blazevich: AS MINERVA SENDS A KICK RIGHT ACROSS HIS MIDSECTION THAT FORCES TLA TO BE STUNNED!!! AND NOW SHE’S USING ALL OF THAT ADRENALINE BUILDING BACK UP–TO SHIFT HIM AROUND, BRO!!!! SHE’S GOT ALL OF HER ENERGY BEING USED UP TO HOIST TLA INTO POSITION WITH HELP OF THE ROPES BEHIND HER!!!!! HOLY COW, BRO!!!! SHE’S LAUNCHING OFF!!!!
Rich Russillo: DOWN THEY BOTH GO!!!!
( # CRASH!!!!! )
Perssephone: ‘THE PRINCESS KILLER’ DOWN INTO THE GLASS SHEET PROPPED UP ONTO THE CHAIRS!!!! TOMBSTONE SPIKES TLA’S SKULL INTO THE GLASS & THEY’RE BOTH DOWN!!!! BLOOD’S REALLY FUCKING QUICKLY EMERGING FROM TLA’S SKULL RIGHT AFTER THE IMPACT!!
Rich Russillo: ABSOLUTE INSANITY!!! MINERVA HAS GARNERED ALL OF THE CONTROL BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! Both of these incredible EAW Hall of Famers have been just as lethal as they have been resourceful, with TLA remaining dormant as he is showing the slightest signs of consciousness through his measly movements!! But Minerva is working her way back up, and she takes aim back upon TLA!!!
Thadd Blazevich: As he’s now dragging her over to the freakin’ bucket of his own, bro!!!! She’s placing him right over the bucket, quickly grabbing a CHAIN that fell out from the can–AND SHE’S PLACED THE CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK!!! SHE’S CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN AND KEEPING HIM IN TROUBLE AS SHE’S JUST DIGGING HER NAILS INTO THE WOUND, BRO!!!! THE BLOOD IS DRIPPING DOWN FROM THE WOUND & TLA CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Persephone: THAT REALLY IS A PROBLEM! TLA MIGHT JUST PASS OUT FROM ALL OF THE BLOOD HE’S LOST AS IS, ‘CAUSE THAT BLOOD IS DROPPING DOWN TO THE BUCKET AND IT’S ALREADY ABOUT TO REACH HALF-WAY ACROSS THE BUCKET!!!
Rich Russillo: ‘TILL TLA SENDS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ACROSS MINERVA’S SKULL TO FORCE HER TO STOP!!! MINERVA DROPS TO A KNEE AS TLA IS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF!!! TLA is shaking his own head as he’s got a hand over his wound, and he’s not trying to slow down while coughing up a storm from the chain!!! He’s bringing himself up to the barricade while Minerva is not staying down for long, as she keeps the chain wrapped around her hand while LOOKING TOWARD TLA—
Thadd Blazevich: HURRICANRANA OFF THE BARRICADE SENDS MINERVA CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! TLA’S A MAD MAN, BRO!!!! Minerva’s in trouble ‘cause she’s got a hand over her own head, while TLA is just really struggling to get something going bro!!! This hasn’t been the control that she wants to hold onto and I don’t think it’ll get any better if this just keeps on going!
Rich Russillo: As TLA is taking hold of Minerva, and he’s dragging her along as the ramp with his arm wrapped around her head, motioning all the way up to the lowrider that’s been kept dormant at the main stage!!! TLA seems intent on doing absolutely possible to keep Minerva down–AS HE SLAMS HER FACE DOWN ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR!!! MINERVA’S IMMOBILE AGAINST THE HOOD OF THE LOWRIDER!! TLA is not inclined at all in allowing breathing room, as he’s opening the car door to his lowrider!
Persephone: Dude must be loaded with cash to be fucking up this car.
Thadd Blazevich: And it’s just gonna get worse ‘cause she’s dragging Minerva over to the opened car door, setting her against the head right against the edge of the opening created as… Wait… OH NO… OH NO, MAN!!!! I KNOW WHAT HE’S TRYING TO DO!!!! HE’S GONNA TURN HER HEAD INTO MUSH OF HE TRIES TO DO THIS!!!! DON’T DO IT, DUDE!!! MINERVA ISN’T EVEN MOVING AND TLA KNOWS IT!!!! NO—
Rich Russillo: TLA SLAMS THE CAR DOOR SHUT AGAINST MINERVA’S HEAD!!!!
Persephone: LOW BLOW!!!! MINERVA NAILS TLA LOW AFTER JUST BARELY AVOIDING THE SLAM OF THE DOOR!!!! TLA FELT EVERY BIT OF THAT THERE!!! Minerva’s head is still gushing with blood as she’s taking hold of TLA’s hair, dragging him back up without any care as he’s got him getting back up without a second thought!
( # CRASH!!!! )
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD!!!!! MINERVA JUST SENT TLA’S SKULL THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE LOW RIDER!!!!! TLA IS SLUMPED OVER THE BROKEN THROUGH WINDOW OF THE LOW RIDER & MINERVA’S INCENSED, BRO!!!! THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF BRUTAL!!!!
Rich Russillo: YOU CAN SEE TINY GLASS SHARDS JUST STUCK IN TLA’S FACE!!! HOW HE HASN’T LOST AN EYE IS REMARKABLE RIGHT NOW!!! Minerva is keeping a tight hold of TLA’s hair, as she doesn’t refrain from grabbing a handful of glass shards from the broken window, turning TLA around!!!
(Minerva doesn’t refrain from shoving the glass shards into TLA’s own mouth, as her eyes are widened with unbridled anger through the crimson mask that keeps on forming across her entire gaze.)
Minerva: (off-mic) Let’s see how you like it…
( **PUNCH!!!!! )
Rich Russillo: GOOD GOD!!! MINERVA JUST SENT A BLISTERING PUNCH RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW OF TLA!!!! GLASS STILL TRAPPED INSIDE HIS MOUTH!!! AND MINERVA’S REFUSING TO LET UP!!!!
( PUNCH!!!! )
Thadd Blazevich: MY GOD, BRO!!!! TLA’S BEING WAILED BY EACH PUNCH AND HIS MOUTH IS JUST BEING BLOODIED WITHOUT ANY SLOWING DOWN FROM MINERVA OVER HERE!!! SHE’S JUST NOT STOPPING, DUDE!!!!
( PUNCH!!!! )
( PUNCH!!!! )
( PUNCH!!!! )
( PUNCH!!!! )
Rich Russillo: GOOD GOD!!! MINERVA IS JUST REFUSING TO SLOW DOWN!!! TLA SLUMPS DOWN AS MINERVA IS NOW OPENING THE DOOR TO THE BACKSEAT!! She proceeds to back away from the door all while TLA is doing everything to spit out the glass shards in his mouth as he’s just bleeding profusely from his own mouth!
Persephone: Which I thoroughly enjoy with EVERY SINGLE FIBER of my being right now–AS MINERVA KICKS THE DOOR OFF OF THE LOW RIDER!!! THE DOOR COMES CLEAN OFF!!! Minerva is now taking her gaze over to TLA, and I am certainly hoping that we see a whole lot more of this turn into carnage. FUCK that lowrider, tear it all away!
Thadd Blazevich: Looks like you’re getting your wish here, dude!!! TLA is being taken through the entryway to the backseat and considering there’s no roof on this lowrider, Minerva’s dragging him up and they’re both standing over the seats!!! Minerva’s got the man right where he needs him as he hasn’t fought back at all since those strikes she was laying down into his face!!!
Rich Russillo: Which leads to Minerva keeping TLA in the ABDOMINAL STRETCH POSITION WHILE LOOKING TOWARD THE CAR DOOR RIPPED OFF FROM THE LOWRIDER JUST BEHIND THEM!! MINERVA IS LOOKING TO INCAPACITATE TLA FOR GOOD TO BRING A CLOSER END TO THIS MATCH!!!! SHE’S LOOKING TO AIM FOR THE LAUNCH–
Thadd Blazevich: FOR ’A CLOCKWORK ORANGE’ OFF THE LOW RIDER AND ONTO THE CAR DOOR—
Persephone: WHAT THE–HE GOT THE SAME BOX CUTTER SHE USED AGAINST HIM & STABBED INTO HER THIGH!!!! MINERVA YELLS OUT AS SHE LETS GO, COLLAPSING OVER TO THE DRIVER’S SEAT AS TLA SLUMPS BACK OVER THE TRUNK OF THE LOW RIDER!! He just saved himself but now Minerva’s got a box cutter stuck to her thigh right now!!! He must’ve stashed it into his boot for safekeeping!
Rich Russillo: AS MINERVA IS FORCED TO YANK THE BOX CUTTER OUT OF HER LEG TO STOP THE AGONY, BUT THE CUT IS DIFFICULT TO IGNORE!! SHE’S ABSOLUTELY HURT IN JUST ONE MORE AREA OF HER BODY!!!
(TLA can be resorting to the trunk, as it opens while Minerva is clutching onto her leg. The audience responds in shock as he retrieves a weapon from the trunk of his low rider while positioned over the back.)
Thadd Blazevich: MINERVA’S TRYING TO HALT THE BLEEDING ‘CAUSE THAT CAN BECOME A REAL BAD PROBLEM AT ANY TIME BRO!!! THIS IS NOT GETTING–WHAT THE HELL!?!?!!!? GET OUT OF THERE!!!! TURN AROUND, BRO!!!!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA LOOKS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR AND QUICKLY TURNS AROUND WITH HER HANDS RAISED—
( # STAB!!!!! )
Minerva: (off-mic) AGH!!!!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD!!!! TLA STABS THE PITCHFORK THROUGH MINERVA’S PALM AND INTO HER SHOULDER!!!! HER HAND IS LITERALLY STUCK WITHIN THE PITCHFORK AS TLA DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO HER SHOULDER IN THE PROCESS!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! HE JUST HAD THAT IN HIS FUCKING TRUNK!!!
Thadd Blazevich: DUDE!! TLA IS TWISTING THE PITCHFORK AROUND WHILE IT’S JUST STUCK TO HER SHOULDER!!! MINERVA IS GRITTING HER TEETH IN AGONY AS THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ANYBODY TO TAKE, MAN!! HOW IS SHE STILL CONSCIOUS, HOW IS HE STILL DOING THIS TOO!!!
(TLA is glaring at Minerva, continuing to apply pressure with the pitchfork as Minerva is pressed against the steering wheel, unable to motion out of her position.)
TLA: (off-mic) ¡NO MÁS! Blood for blood, holmes!!! This is the shit you asked for!!! SANGRE POR SANGRE!
(Minerva yells out in immense aggravation despite the unrelenting anguish.)
Minerva: (off-mic) FUCK YOU!!!!
(SMASH!!!!)
Rich Russillo: MY GOD!!!! MINERVA JUST THREW A BEER BOTTLE AT TLA’S HEAD!!! THE BOTTLE BREAKS ON IMPACT AND TLA MOTIONS AWAY!!! MINERVA MANAGES TO GET TLA AWAY BUT THE PITCHFORK IS STILL STUCK TO HER HAND AND SHOULDER!!! SHE NEEDS TO GET HERSELF OUT OF THIS NOW!!
Thadd Blazevich: AND THAT’S WHAT SHE’S TRYING TO DO!!! MINERVA IS TRYING TO MUSTER UP ALL OF THE ENERGY THAT SHE POSSIBLY CAN WHILE HER ARM VISIBLY SHAKES AS SHE’S TRYING TO RIP THE PITCHFORK AWAY FROM HER OWN SHOULDER!!! MINERVA LETS OUT A BIG SHRIEK–
Persephone: AND SHE FORCES THE PITCHFORK OUT OF HER SHOULDER & HAND!!! MINERVA IMMEDIATELY CLUTCHES ONTO HER OWN PALM AS THE PITCHFORK STABBED DIRECTLY THROUGH FROM THE PALM TO THE BACK OF HER HAND!!! This is fucking gnarly!!! There’s a hole in her fucking hand!!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva is immediately resorting to the glove department, sitting on the front passenger seat as she gets her hands on a leather belt!!! She doesn’t waste another moment as she doesn’t want any form of shock to set in, Minerva wraps the leather belt around her shoulder, doing so as tightly as possible to halt the bleeding!!!
Thadd Blazevich: And she’s got some bandages to wrap around her hand bro!!! It’s all she’s got to try and calm it down!!! She’s still in trouble–’CAUSE SHE DOESN’T SEE THAT TLA ROSE UP FROM THE BACK SEAT WITH THE PITCHFORK HELD AGAIN!!!!
Persephone: # AND HE AIMS FOR HER FUCKING HEAD!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE SHIFTS AWAY!!!!
(As TLA drives the pitchfork directly through the radio, and into the electrical wiring of the low rider. Both TLA & Minerva look at the amalgamation of wires underneath the now broken radio, flickering intensely as they immediately widen their eyes.)
Thadd Blazevich: DUDE… DUDE…. THAT’S NOT–THAT’S NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!! IT’S BLAZING UP IN THAT CAR!!!!
Rich Russillo: THEY NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE!!!! THEY’RE BOTH DESPERATE TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AS THEY HOP OUT, LOOKING TO RUSH TOWARD THE RAMP—
( # BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!?!? :damn: :damn: :damn: THE FUCKING CAR EXPLODED RIGHT AS THEY WERE RUNNING!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: D-DID I JUST WATCH TWO LEGENDS DIE TODAY, BRO!?!?!?! HOW DID NOBODY GET HIT BY ANY SHRAPNEL THAT COULD’VE BEEN FLYING OFF!!!! GET THEM HELP, MAN!!! GET MEDICS OUT THERE NOW!!! CALL 911!!!!
Rich Russillo: THERE ARE TIMES WHERE THIS EXTENDS ITSELF MUCH FURTHER THAN THE LINE–IT HAS ABSOLUTELY BEEN CROSSED!!!!
(The smoke remains thick for a sizable moment, yet the fire begins to dissipate from the exploded low rider as an overview of Minerva can be seen.)
Minerva: (off-mic) …
(Incredibly disoriented, with small shrapnel having pierced her arms & legs, while her ears are still ringing from the explosion. She coughs as she begins to slowly rise to her knees, as she gingerly looks ahead while being a mangled, bloody mess in her own right.)
Persephone: There’s no way… No fucking way… I don’t fucking know how this is still possible, I just can’t comprehend this shit at all…
(TLA can see, eagerly crawling yet doing so in a very weakened state, a mangled mess all the more just like Minerva, his back in considerable deterioration as blood covers his entire upper body. Minerva’s eyes squint, her focus returning, as she picks up the box cutter from the ramp.)
Thadd Blazevich: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, MAN!!!! HOW ARE THESE TWO STILL GOING!!!! THIS CAN’T BE REAL!!!! MINERVA GRABBED THE BOX CUTTER AND SHE’S ON THE PROWL AS SHE’S HUNTING TLA DOWN!!! THIS WON’T BE GOOD FOR HIM IF HE’S STILL TRYING TO CRAWL!!! MINERVA IS GETTING CLOSER!!
Rich Russillo: TLA’S MADE IT BACK TO THE BUCKETS–BUT MINERVA’S PICKING UP SPEED AND LOOKING TO SWING DOWNWARD RIGHT OVER TLA—
Thadd Blazevich: “CARTEL KICK’ RIGHT ACROSS MINERVA’S BAD SHOULDER!!!! THAT’S GOT TO HURT REAL BAD, MAN!!! MINERVA’S DROPPING TO A KNEE, AND TLA IS FIGHTING THROUGH HIS OWN PAIN ALL ACROSS HIS BODY TO DRAG MINERVA OVER TO THE STEEL STEPS!!! HE’S GOT HER IN POSITION AND–HE’S LAUNCHING OFF WITH HER!!!!
Persephone: ’MEXICAN DESTROYER’ ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! MINERVA IS SPIKED DOWN ONTO THE STEEL STEPS SKULL FIRST AND SHE SLUMPS DOWN AGAINST THE STEEL!!!! FUCK!! THIS JUST DOESN’T SEEM TO EVER END, DOES IT??? HOW MUCH MORE CAN THEY DO??? THERE’S BLOOD ALL THE WAY FROM RINGSIDE TO THE LOW RIDER THAT EXPLODED!
Rich Russillo: BUT THERE’S STILL MORE TO BE DONE!!! TLA IS MOVING AGAIN, WITH A HAND OVER HIS SIDE AS HE GRABS MINERVA’S BUCKET AND SETS IT BACK INTO THE RING, BEFORE DRAGGING MINERVA WITH ALL OF THE ENERGY VESTED WITHIN HIM TO PUSH HER BACK INTO THE RING!! SHE’S A TRUE MANGLED MESS AS SHE CAN BARELY MAKE ANY MOVEMENTS FOR HERSELF!
(TLA reaches under the apron, as he retrieves an item while Minerva is entirely disoriented, the blood causing her vision to be impaired as she gingerly crawls herself around the canvas while TLA shifts back into the ring.)
Thadd Blazevich: W-WHAT IS THAT, DUDE! MINERVA DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL SHE IS RIGHT NOW!!! TLA IS BACK IN THE RING AND HE’S LOOKING TO BRING AN END TO THIS MATCH WHILE HE CAN!! SHE’S NOT ABLE TO BRING HERSELF OUT OF THIS ROUGH SPOT RIGHT HERE ‘CAUSE HE’S RAISING HIS—
Persephone: CROWN OF BARBED WIRE RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF MINERVA!!!! THE CROWN IS THRUSTED DOWN ONTO HER SKULL AND MINERVA YELLS OUT AS THE BLOOD IS IMMEDIATELY POURING ITSELF DOWN!!!
Rich Russillo: AS TLA TAKES HOLD OF HER HAIR AND SHOVES HER DOWNWARD AGAINST THE BUCKET!!! THE BLOOD IS TRICKLING DOWN TO THE BUCKET IN MASS AS MINERVA HAS HER HANDS CLUTCHING ONTO THE CROWN TRYING TO PRY IT OFF!!!! SHE’S TRYING TO LET IT OFF WITH ALL OF HER STRENGTH WHILE TLA IS KEEPING HER SET AGAINST THE BUCKET!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT SHE CAN’T, DUDE!!!! THE BARBED WIRE JUST LATCHES ONTO HER SKIN & HAIR!!!! THE BLOOD IS POURING DOWN AND MINERVA IS IN SO MUCH FREAKIN’ TROUBLE RIGHT NOW!!! TLA IS SHAKING HIS OWN HEAD AS THE BLOOD FROM MINERVA’S BUCKET IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE LINE!!!! THIS ISN’T GOOD!!!!!
(Minerva is trying to hold out with all of her being, but she’s quickly losing consciousness, her eyes, once widened, are shutting out as the blood is rising up to the line, milliliter by milliliter.)
TLA: (off-mic) LIGHTS OUT! SE ACABO!!!
Rich Russillo: THE BLOOD LOSS LEAVES MINERVA UNCONSCIOUS!!!! TLA’S GOT THE VICTORY HERE—
Minerva: (off-mic) NOOOO!!!!!!!
Persephone: HOLY FUCK!!!!! ‘SATAN’S KISS’ WITH THE CROWN OF BARBED WIRE DIRECTLY INTO THE SKULL OF TLA!!!! MINERVA JUST KNOCKED TLA FOR A FUCKING LOOP AS HE’S DAZED OUT OF HIS MIND!!! THERE’S BLOOD JUST SPLURTING OUT FROM HIS SKULL FROM THE IMPACT OF THAT HEADBUTT BY MINERVA!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: MINERVA HAS FOUND HER NEXT WIND!!!! SHE’S WORKING HER WAY BACK UP, THAT CROWN IS APPLIED TOO TIGHT TO REMOVE RIGHT NOW BUT SHE’S STILL LOOKING TO KICK THAT ASS, BRO!!!! TLA IS STAGGERED BY THE HEADBUTT AS MINERVA TAKES HOLD OF HIM!!! SHE’S GOT HER HELD IN PLACE—
Rich Russillo: ’A CLOCKWORK ORANGE SENDS TLA SPIRALLING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH GOOD MEASURE!!!! THE BACK OF HIS HEAD DROPS ONTO THE MAT AS MINERVA’S LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH ON HER OWN ACCORD!!!! SHE QUICKLY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING TO PLACE THE BUCKET INTO THE RING, MOVING AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!! SHE’S DRAGGING TLA OVER TO HIS OWN BUCKET AS THE BLOOD IS JUST REFUSING TO STOP!!!
Thadd Blazevich: AND IT’S POURING ONTO THE BUCKET!!!! ALL OF THE BLOOD IS TRICKLING DOWN AS THE BLOOD IN THAT BUCKET IS RISING!!!! IT’S GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO WHERE IT’S REACHED ON MINERVA’S BUCKET, BRO!!!! TLA IS IN BIG TROUBLE!!!!!
Persephone: IT’S STEADILY RISING–AND IT’S GETTING CLOSER TO THE LINE!!!! MINERVA MIGHT HAVE THIS!!!! MORE BLOOD IS IN TLA’S BUCKET THAN MINERVA’S!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT TLA WITH AN ELBOW INTO THE EYE OF MINERVA!!!! MINERVA’S IN DISARRAY AS SHE’S BACKING AWAY, TLA DESPERATELY MOTIONING AWAY FROM THE BUCKET AS THEY’RE BOTH NEARLY FILLED TO THE BRIM! MINERVA IS IN TROUBLE AS SHE’S ALREADY HAVING ISSUES WITH HER VISION!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT TLA IS DISORIENTED HIMSELF BRO!!! THEY’VE BOTH BEEN WARRIORS ALL MATCH!!! LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF THEIR BLOOD HAS COVERED THE ENVIRONMENT!!! WE BETTER HAVE EVERY EMT IN THE CITY ON STANDBY ‘CAUSE THIS IS INSANE!!! BUT TLA IS NOW RETURNING BACK TO HIS FEET, LOOKING TO TURN TO MINERVA & END THI—
( SLICE!!!!! )
Persephone: BUT MINERVA’S NOW SWINGING ERRATICALLY AS TLA BARELY GETS BY WITH A SCRAPE OF THE BOX CUTTER!! SHE MUST’VE TOOK A TRICK FROM TLA’S PLAYBOOK IN STASHING THE BOX CUTTER INTO HER OWN BOOT!! MINERVA IS SWINGING AWAY BUT TLA IS DOING HIS BEST TO EVADE ALL OF WHAT MINERVA HAS THROWN AGAINST HIM!!!
Rich Russillo: ‘TILL MINERVA AIMS FOR A THRUST OF THE BOX CUTTER INTO THE ABDOMEN!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD!!! TLA’S GOT THE BOX CUTTER BLADE HELD BY HIS PALM!!! MINERVA’S TRYING TO DRIVE IT INTO THAT BAD ABDOMEN OF HIS BUT HE’S KEEPING IT FROM GOING THROUGH—
Persephone: ‘TILL HE STOMPS INTO THE WOUND ON THE THIGH OF MINERVA—TO YANK THE BLADE AWAY FROM THE HANDLE OF THE BOX CUTTER!!! MINERVA IS WIDE EYED AS SHE’S LEFT WITHOUT A BOX CUTTER IN HER POSSESSION!!! TLA JUST RIPPED THE BLADE AWAY AND THAT’S AN EIGHTEEN-MILLIMETER BLADE AT THAT!!! MINERVA MOTIONS BACK UP—
( # STAB!!!!!!! )
Rich Russillo: OH NO… OH NO!!!!
(Minerva’s eyes widen, in a shock-like state as her eyes trail downwards, to the blade driven directly into her midsection, with the bucket placed right below her.)
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD!!!! TLA JUST DROVE THAT BLADE INTO MINERVA’S ABDOMEN!!! AND HE’S LEANING HER OVER HER OWN BUCKET!!!! THIS ISN’T GOOD!!!! THIS IS REALLY BAD FOR MINERVA!!!!
Rich Russillo: TLA HAS A FREE BUY INTO VICTORY!!! MINERVA IS LEFT IN IMMENSE SHOCK, THE BLOOD LOSS IS TOO MUCH BUT THE SAME APPLIES FOR TLA, HIS OWN LOSS OF BLOOD LEAVES HIM WITH NO OTHER OPTIONS TO KEEP MINERVA IN PLACE!!!
Persephone: THIS IS IT!!! IT’S FUCKING OVER! MINERVA CAN’T MO—
( # SPIT!!!! )
Rich Russillo: THE DARK MIST!!!!!! MINERVA MUSTERS UP THE MIST AS TLA YELLS OUT IN PAIN!!! THE MIST MIXING WITH THE CRIMSON MASK AS HIS GRASP WEAKENS—
( # STAB!!!!! )
Thadd Blazevich: # AND MINERVA PULLS TLA INTO THE BLADE THAT’S STUCK IN HERSELF!!! INTO HIS WOUND!!!
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK! THEY’RE BOTH POSITIONED OVER THEIR BUCKETS!!!! THEY’RE NECK AND FUCKING NECK!!! MINERVA IS USING EVERY LAST OF HER WILLPOWER TO KEEP TLA HELD CLOSE OVER HIS BUCKET BUT SHE’S LOCKING HERSELF IN PLACE TOO!!!!!
(With a scowl etched across Minerva’s face, blood covering her own eyes as neither elitist can look toward each other, & TLA left with no choice on his end, each gritting their teeth as each second painfully ticks down, with every drop of blood falling into the bucket.)
Rich Russillo: MINERVA HAS MORE BLOOD!!!
Thadd Blazevich: NO! TLA DOES!!! TLA DOES!!!
Persephone: MINERVA’S BEEN STUCK IN THIS STATE LONGER BUT TLA’S BLEEDING MORE THAN HER!!! IT’S TOO CLOSE TO CA—
Referee: RING THE BELL!!!! THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: IT’S OVER!!!! MINERVA SHOVES TLA AWAY AS THEY BOTH DROP TO THE CANVAS ENTIRELY INCAPABLE TO MOVE!!!! BUT WHO WON!?!??
Thadd Blazevich: I DON’T KNOW!!! I DON’T KNOW WHO WON!!!!
(Soon before long, the titantron pans to the two buckets remaining dormant side by side, slowly panning overhead to display the line clearly to the audience, to the immense roar from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, BY WAY OF BLOOD….
(…)
(…)
(………….)
(The line of the “TLA” bucket is successfully reached by Minerva.)
Bella Braxton: # MIIIIIIINERVAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Oh my god… I don’t think I’ve seen a more beautiful blood-fest in my life. Simply sublime, this is what I live for. :wow:
Thadd Blazevich: Dude… Holy crap. Holy crap!!! I can’t believe everything we just watched! This is the FIRST Marquee event of the whole season for Voltage! That was the most insane match that could’ve possibly happened, bro! They both gave it everything out there and didn’t hold back at all!
Rich Russillo: They absolutely did not hold back, and they have shown why they are so accomplished in their careers. All of the grit and determination that it takes to become who they are, and TLA put on an immense performance in such a battle-tested, and brand new environment with this stipulation. However, Minerva took that extra step in sacrificing her own well being to come away with the victory… congratulations, to Minerva, the first winner of Buckets of Blood!
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ can be heard blaring throughout the speakers once more, as an exhausted yet electric audience remains with their reactions heard. Each elitist is being aided by dozens amongst dozens of personnel who are sprawling to the scene to check on each elitist, as TLA remains leaned against the ropes while being tended to. Minerva sits herself against the corner, unable to stand as the referee raises her hand in victory, as she breathes heavily while visibly shaking, gazing upward with the scene soon fading.)
(The next match graphic appears on the screen.)
( https://imgur.com/oG0DDSk )
(The camera fades in to show the ring, now set for the upcoming match. The ropes have been wrapped in barbed wire and there are thumbtacks spread all over the ring. On the outside, various barbed wire and thumbtack themed weapons can be seen. Barbed wire bats, a glass candy jar filled with thumbtacks, a leather belt covered in tacks, several wads and spools of barbed wire, and more.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest… IS A BAREFOOT THUMBTACK BARBED WIRE BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: (Off mic from his front row seat) WOOOOOOOOOOOO TITTIES!!
(Security is then seen grabbing Gavin from behind and he kicks and screams.)
Gavin Kirkland: (Off mic) NO! THIS IS WHERE I BELONG! PLEASE! LEAVE ME WITH THE STRIPPING WOMEN!
Security guard: (Off mic) Sir, we’ve been ordered to have you put on transport to Hokkaido before you miss Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: (Off mic) NOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!
(Gavin is seen being forcibly removed through a staff exit before the camera then pans to the stage.)
(‘Lowlife Princess’ by BIBI hits the speakers as Miku Sakai walks out onto the stage, shortly followed by her sister, Kiko Sakai. She is wearing her typical ring gear with a frilly and tasseled top and a matching skirt with trunks underneath, except she is completely barefoot with no knee pads. Her hair is up in bows in her usual style. Miku looks around at the crowd and poses with two hands up, one with a peace sign and the other with a middle finger up.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Fukui, Japan… accompanied by Kiko Sakai… the Enemy of the People… MIIIIIIIIIKKUUUUUUU SSSSAAAAKKAAAIIIIII!!!!
(Miku now begins to walk down towards the ring with Kiko in tow.)
Thadd Blazevich: Miku Sakai looks like she’s in the zone, bros and bro-ettes! She’s got a look of murderous intent in her eyes and we all know she’s ready to take out all of her feelings against her former partner here tonight!
Persephone: Well she already took all of the spectacle out of the match back when they spun the wheel. She gave away for free what most people have to pay money for on OnlyFans.
Rich Russillo: What Persephone is referring to is the moment when the match stipulation was announced when Miku Sakai stripped herself down and then stripped ARIA down as a mind game. She holds no love for her former partner after the abrupt end of their partnership last season. And she’s made it clear that this match is how she intends to exact all of her aggressions towards ARIA!
(Miku climbs up and into the ring, navigating her way towards a corner while trying to avoid the thumbtacks at her feet. Her music fades as she takes her place.)
(‘God Shattering Star’ by Takashi Baba hits the speakers as ARIA now walks out onto the stage. She wears a highly secured and tight version of her ring gear, a top with a slight collaring at the neck and a pair of fitted trunks secured at the waist and bare feet and knees. Her hair is in a long braid to keep it out of her face. She poses on the stage and then looks at the ring, taking a deep breath.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… from Chandler, Arizona… AAAARRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!
(ARIA lets out an exhale and then begins to make her way down to the ring, her eyes fixed on Miku.)
Rich Russillo: All of this started for ARIA back after she had an early season match on Voltage! Kiko Sakai came out to applaud her after the match, but Miku shut that down. This left ARIA confused, and when she tried to clear the air, she met the ire of Miku Sakai. All of that has slowly escalated over recent weeks to where we are now!
Persephone: Well she’s the one who left. Bitch activity gets bitch results.
Thadd Blazevich: That’s not fair, bro! ARIA had her own reasons and she’s working to make a bigger name for herself around here! She just wants to put all this drama behind her, and she isn’t thrilled about the stipulation.
(ARIA climbs up the steps and moves carefully through the barbed wire wrapped ropes. She moves towards her corner, careful not to catch herself on the thumbtacks as the referee checks in with both women from the outside.)
Rich Russillo: Our official here making sure things are good. Their job is mostly just to start and end the match, and it looks like they are signaling for this to kick off!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: And here we go as these two now get things underway! Both women look eager but they have a lot to contend with! ARIA is looking around trying to figure out how to properly make her way around the ring with the thumbtacks there in front of her exposed feet!
Thadd Blazevich: But Miku is ready to go, bro! She is moving quick on her tip toes around and through the tacks! Nimble as hell!
Persephone: Oh god I have to listen to Thadd talk about women’s bare feet. Kill me now.
Thadd Blazevich: Hey!!! It’s not like that!!! I—
Rich Russillo: ARIA HAS MADE ADVANCES OF HER OWN AND BOTH WOMEN ARE LOCKED UP! BUT NOT FOR LONG! THEY ALREADY BREAK THEIR GRIPS AND ARE TRADING FOREARMS BACK AND FORTH!
Persephone: Both of them firing off shots like they’re trying to knock each other’s heads into the third row. Neither giving an inch right now.
Rich Russillo: ARIA with a sharp forearm! Miku answers back just as hard! You can hear the smack of those strikes over the crowd!
Thadd Blazevich: And remember, both of ‘em are fighting barefoot in there! Every time they plant their feet for a hit, they’ve gotta watch out for those thumbtacks! That’s a whole extra layer of danger, bro!
Rich Russillo: Miku ducks under a wild swing! She snatches the wrist and whips her to the ropes! But ARIA reverses! Miku rebounds as ARIA swings for the spinning heel kick— NO! Miku slips under it and comes back with a running dropkick right to ARIA’s ribs, sending her into the corner!
Persephone: That one might’ve knocked the wind out of her. Miku’s already closing in.
Rich Russillo: Miku grabbing the ropes for balance and throwing rapid-fire forearms to the side of the head! ARIA’s trying to cover up! She’s looking for an opening— AND SHE PLANTS A FIERCE UPPERCUT TO MIKU’S JAW! SAKAI IS STUNNED! ARIA now getting back to offense—
Thadd Blazevich: Uh oh! First snag of the night!
Rich Russillo: ARIA’s braid just grazed the barbed wire on that top rope! She got caught on it for a second but manages to pull herself free before there’s any real damage, but that’s an early reminder of what they’re surrounded by here!
Thadd Blazevich: But speaking of being surrounded by danger! When she pulled her hair free she stepped directly into a pile of thumbtacks! ARIA lets out a scream of shock and pain and pulls her foot back, trying to shake the thumbtacks out!
Persephone: Ha! Dumb bitch! And now Miku sees a chance to strike! She drives a knee into the ribcage of her opponent and ARIA is stunned!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s not wasting any time! She hooks ARIA by the wrist and yanks her forward, pulling her right back onto that same foot full of thumbtacks! ARIA’s face twists in pain as the points dig in deeper!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s like driving nails into the sole, bro! She’s gotta be feeling every step like fire right now!
Persephone: And yet somehow, she’s still standing. Impressive— or stupid. Probably stupid.
Rich Russillo: Miku grabs a handful of ARIA’s gear, spinning her out toward the center of the ring for a short-arm clothesline! ARIA ducks! She slips through and hooks Miku from behind for a snap dragon suplex! Miku’s shoulders and neck bounce hard off the mat and she’s writhing in pain!
Thadd Blazevich: And look! When Miku rolled over— yeah, she’s got a few tacks stuck in her back now too! No way to escape ‘em in this match!
Rich Russillo: ARIA shakes out her stinging foot, wincing with every step as she approaches! She grabs Miku by the hair and drags her up… but Miku fires off a sharp elbow to the gut! Another!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s how you do it, bro. No wasted motion, just hit the target.
Persephone: Miku with a monkey flip— ARIA goes flying! And she lands halfway in a scattered patch of thumbtacks! She arches her back in pain, some of those tacks sticking into her arms and shoulders now!
Rich Russillo: Miku backing up now, measuring her shot— she’s on the apron! She’s got one hand on the top rope, having to grip between the barbs— SHE LAUNCHES, BUT YOU COULD SEE HER TWIST HER BODY MID-AIR TO KEEP FROM CATCHING HERSELF ON THAT WIRE! She still nails ARIA right across the jaw with that springboard forearm smash!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, that’s next-level balance! She had to angle herself like she was dodging lasers just to pull that off without shredding her side open!
Persephone: And for what? A forearm? Risking a skin graft for a forearm? Brilliant.
Rich Russillo: It paid off— ARIA’s staggered! Miku grabs her by the wrist and whips her toward the ropes— NO!
Thadd Blazevich: ARIA plants her feet, pain shooting up her legs from the thumbtacks she’s stepped in, but she still manages to reverse! Miku’s headed right for that barbed wire— SHE PUTS ON THE BRAKES AND SUFFERS SOME TACKS IN HER FEET FOR HER TROUBLE!
Rich Russillo: But ARIA’s already charging— RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE BACK!
Persephone: Miku crashes chest-first into the barbed wire ropes and just barely shoves herself away before she can get hooked deep!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s like getting shoved into a wall made of knives, bro! Even a little contact with that stuff will tear you up!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, and they’ve got nowhere else to go. Not like you can just take a breather and avoid it. And ARIA’s not letting up— she grabs Miku by the wrist and pulls her straight toward the ropes again, but Miku twists through and sends ARIA tumbling over the top to the floor! ARIA landed awkwardly, barefoot on the thin mats outside!
Thadd Blazevich: And those mats don’t hide what’s under ‘em— pure concrete, dude! That’s a bad landing!
Rich Russillo: Miku steps carefully through the ropes, eyeing the barbs as she pushes herself to the apron… DIVES OFF WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE TOP OF ARIA’S HEAD! Both of them spill into the ringside area, and now Miku’s looking under the apron!
Persephone: Here we go…
Rich Russillo: She pulls out a— WHAT IS THAT?!? THAT STEEL CHAIR HAS THUMBTACKS GLUED ALL OVER THE SEAT!
Thadd Blazevich: And she doesn’t waste any time, bro! Miku folds it up and drives it right into ARIA’s midsection!
Rich Russillo: Miku raises the chair overhead! Miku drives the thumbtack seat right into her skull— ARIA SHOOTS A SOCCER KICK TO HER LEG! The chair clatters to the floor! ARIA grabs Miku by the hair and whips her into the barricade!
Persephone: That’s one way to turn it around— bounce your opponent off the crowd’s personal wall.
Rich Russillo: ARIA picks up the chair herself now! She swings— MIKU DUCKS! The chair smacks against the steel post with a sickening clang!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s gonna ring through your arms, bro!
Rich Russillo: Miku with a drop toehold— ARIA goes face-first into the edge of the apron! The crowd gasps at the impact, and Miku’s already scooping the chair back up!
Persephone: Looks like she’s figured out how she wants to use it now.
Rich Russillo: Miku sets the chair upright in front of the barricade… she grabs ARIA and rams her forehead into the top of it! That steel edge is unforgiving! Kiko Sakai looks uncertain about what’s going on but is cheering her sister on!
Thadd Blazevich: And it’s starting, bro— check it out! We’ve got the first trickle of blood from ARIA’s hairline!
Rich Russillo: Miku sees it too— she grabs ARIA by the arm and slings her back toward the apron! She’s looking to roll her inside, but ARIA’s clutching at the skirt of the ring, trying to hold her ground!
Persephone: ARIA’s digging her nails into the apron skirt, refusing to go in! ARIA throws elbows to try and keep control! She gets her feet down but Miku is still trying to get her inside! She’s reaching around for anything she can to turn the tides— AND SHE’S GOT THE CANDY JAR FULL OF THUMBTACKS WE SAW EARLIER!
Thadd Blazevich: Ohhh no, bro! That’s not for trick-or-treating!
Rich Russillo: Miku realizes what’s coming and lunges, but ARIA SWINGS—
SMASH
Rich Russillo: AND SHE SMASHES THE JAR ACROSS MIKU’S HEAD! GLASS AND THUMB TACKS RAIN DOWN ACROSS THE FLOOR!
Persephone: Yeah, and now we’ve got two hazards for the price of one! We’ve got broken glass and thumbtacks! Fantastic!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s reeling, clutching at her forehead, and I think there’s already a cut forming from the glass! ARIA scoops up a handful of those loose tacks— AND SHE JUST FLINGS THEM INTO MIKU’S FACE! Miku stumbles back blinded, and ARIA shoves her toward the ring steps!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s loading the field, bro!
Rich Russillo: ARIA’s tossing weapons into the ring now! First—a steel trash can… and look at this—she’s stuffing it full of barbed wire wads from under the ring! That’s gonna come into play later for sure!
Persephone: Or immediately, knowing these two idiots. They just want to hurt each other at this point. And to be honest, that’s all they’re good to me for anyway so I’m all for it. I wonder if they even remember they have to strip each other to win!
Rich Russillo: Next goes a barbed wire–wrapped baseball bat… and that steel chair with the tacks goes inside as well! Now a thumbtack-covered leather belt— God knows where she even got that thing made!
Thadd Blazevich: Etsy, bro. Trust me. Go to the deathmatch section and use code RadThadd at any major seller.
Persephone: :dahell:
Rich Russillo: ARIA slides the barbed wire MMA glove in last, then turns back to Miku— BUT MIKU JUST SPEARED HER INTO THE BARRICADE! ARIA’s back arches in pain as Miku rains down fists!
Persephone: And that’s why you don’t take your eyes off the fight while you play decorator.
Rich Russillo: Miku’s grabbing one of those barbed wire bats from inside the ring! She hops back to the floor, gripping it tight! She swings for ARIA’s midsection—ARIA JUST BARELY SIDESTEPS! The bat crashes against the barricade, tangling the wire in the padding!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s like swinging a bear trap on a stick, dude!
Rich Russillo: ARIA shoves Miku into the apron! Rolls her under the bottom rope— and now both women are back in the danger zone surrounded by all the tools they just scattered!
Persephone: ARIA rolls in and Miku is trying to recover! This could be crucial to whoever is going to take the momentum!
Rich Russillo: ARIA’s on her feet first, and she’s got that steel trash can in hand. She walks over to the corner and wedges it right between the second and top ropes— barbed wire wads still packed inside from earlier!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s a barbed wire piñata waiting to explode, dude! That’s asking for trouble! Do not try at home!
Rich Russillo: She grabs Miku by the wrist, looking to send her in— NO! Miku plants her feet and reverses it! ARIA gets yanked forward! AND SHE SPINS OUT! She catches herself just short of the can and turns— BUT MIKU CATCHES HER FROM BEHIND! PULLS HER IN AND LIFTS HER UP! STARFALL!
Thadd Blazevich: AND SHE DRILLS HER WITH THE VERTEBREAKER RIGHT ONTO THAT THUMBTACK-COVERED STEEL CHAIR! ARIA’S HEAD AND NECK JUST BOUNCED OFF THE SPIKES! I THINK I SEE SOME BLOOD SPLATTER!
Persephone: Miku drags her back up, no hesitation. Whips her toward that waiting trash can— AND ARIA GETS DRIVEN BACK-FIRST INTO IT! The steel rattles against the ropes and you can tell ARIA is in pain! She’s in real danger here!
Thadd Blazevich: You can still see her flinch every time those thumbtacks dig in too, bro!
Rich Russillo: Miku charges in—SHE’S GOING FOR THE CUCK KILLER! WAIT! ARIA FIRES AN ELBOW BACK! Miku stumbles away!
Persephone: That one caught her square on the jaw! ARIA has an opening but she has to make the most of it or she’s done for!
Rich Russillo: ARIA now trying to climb—SHE’S GOING UP OVER THE TRASH CAN! Maybe looking for something high risk— BUT MIKU GRABS HER FROM BEHIND! Miku climbs with her— both of them fighting for balance on the top rope!
Thadd Blazevich: This is insane, dude! One wrong step and they’re in the wire! Both of these dudettes are trading shots up there on the top! Miku clubbing away at the back of ARIA! But ARIA throwing back elbows!
Rich Russillo: ARIA with a shot to the ribs! Another! OH AND SHE TURNS AROUND WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE OF SAKAI! She has Miku stunned for a moment—AND NOW SHE’S REACHING DOWN AND PULLING THAT TRASH CAN FREE! She’s got it in both hands, balancing it like it’s nothing—AND SHE PUTS IT OVER IT OVER MIKU, TRAPPING HER INSIDE!
Persephone: Well that’s one way to recycle used trash.
Rich Russillo: ARIA hooks Miku’s leg… pulling her in! And placing one arm over the trash can like it was her head! ARIA HOISTING MIKU UP INSIDE THE BARBED WIRE FILLED TRASH CAN! A MODIFIED TRUE TO THE NAME FROM THE TOP ROPE! AVALANCHE FISHERMAN BUSTER WITH MIKU SAKAI INSIDE OF A TRASH CAN!!!
Persephone: AND THE TRASH CAN CRUMPLES AROUND MIKU ON IMPACT, THE BARBED WIRE WADS INSIDE DIGGING INTO HER FROM EVERY ANGLE!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s a whole-body bear trap, dude!
Rich Russillo: ARIA now taking advantage while the trash can has Miku trapped— and now she’s got Miku by the waistband! Kiko is screaming in terror on the outside! ARIA tears at the skirt and shorts—AND IT’S OFF! She yanks Miku’s bottoms off and tosses them into the crowd! Miku Sakai’s panties are exposed!
Persephone: There’s your first strip, folks. ARIA’s making a statement, but she still has the upper half to go! This is a Bra and Panties match! You can’t half ass it! Even if half of Miku’s ass is on display now!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s down to her panties now, and the crowd is roaring— but Miku’s still fighting and even inside that trash can, we all know what’s happening! She’s not humiliated—she’s furious!
Thadd Blazevich: No doubt! ARIA better take advantage while she has the—
Persephone: KIKO SAKAI IS IN THE RING AND PULLING THE TRASH CAN OFF OF HER SISTER!
Rich Russillo: Kiko grabs at the trash can and pulls it off of Miku! Miku is torn and bloody from the barbed wire wads that were in that trash can and you can see she’s trying to reorient herself! But now ARIA stepping up to Kiko and telling her to get out of the ring!
Thadd Blazevich: Kiko means well, bro, but you know this is not where she needs to be! ARIA is telling her not to interfere and— MIKU SAKAI FROM BEHIND! SHE RUNS DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF ARIA! ARIA IS KNOCKED INTO KIKO WHO IS TAKEN OUT BUT MIKU IS FOCUSED ON WINNING RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: Miku wastes no time—she snatches ARIA by the hair, dragging her toward the middle of the ring! OH— MIKU DRIVES HER HEAD FIRST WITH A DEATH NOTE! DDT RIGHT ONTO IT! ARIA’s head bounces off the mat, and those tacks bite deep into her scalp once again!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s a human pin cushion right there, dude! You can see some of those tacks still stuck when she rolls over! Miku tries to grab at ARIA’s top but it’s holding together despite the handful of small tears in her gear from all the barbed wire and tacks!
Persephone: Yeah, and she’s lucky she has sturdy gear because she’s bleeding from the head now. Good luck keeping your focus when you’ve got metal stuck in your skull.
Rich Russillo: But Miku isn’t done! She wants to make her own statement here! She grabs ARIA and drags her over! Placing her up against the bottom turnbuckle, still down! Miku lines her up—
Thadd Blazevich: MUSTACHE RIDER! MIKU WITH THE BRONCO BUSTER TO ARIA! RIDING ARIA’S FACE WITH NOTHING BUT HER PANTIES ON! MAKING SURE ARIA FEELS THE EMBARRASSMENT OF THE MOMENT!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s wiping at her own face, blood mixing with sweat, but she’s grinning. She crawls toward the barbed wire–wrapped bat ARIA tossed in earlier… AND SHE’S GOT IT! Miku’s twirling that thing in her hands like a baseball player in the on-deck circle. She reaches in with the bat— AND SHE DRAGS IT ACROSS ARIA’S GEAR! Nothing coming up but causing more tears to happen on ARIA’s top!
Persephone: And now Miku steps back and gets herself into a stance! The bat is at the ready!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s lining up a home run, bro!
Rich Russillo: ARIA’s on all fours, trying to get her bearings—OH! MIKU SWINGS! BUT ARIA DUCKS UNDER! The bat smacks the ropes, barbs rattling against the wire!
Persephone: That could’ve been a murder on live programming! HOLD STILL NEXT TIME ARIA! I DESERVE THIS!
Rich Russillo: ARIA’s back to her feet— STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! Miku drops to a knee! ARIA grabs the barbed wire MMA glove she brought in earlier— SHE SLIDES IT ON! Now she’s got those spikes on her fist, and she’s raining down punches to Miku’s temple!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s basically brass knuckles made of barbed wire! Every hit’s a cut waiting to happen!
Rich Russillo: Miku rolls away toward the corner, clutching her head! ARIA charges— BUT MIKU GETS A BOOT UP! It’s just enough space for her to scramble to the tack belt lying nearby— OH! SHE WHIPS IT ACROSS ARIA’S BACK! The leather cracks, and those thumbtacks bite into skin instantly!
Persephone: That’s not just a welt. That’s gonna leave holes.
Rich Russillo: Miku whips the belt again, driving ARIA back toward the ropes trying to escape the pain and regroup! Miku drops the belt and grabs ARIA, sending her toward the far corner— NO! ARIA REVERSES! Miku’s heading right for the barbed wire ropes! She twists— AVOIDS IT AND STOPS HERSELF!
Thadd Blazevich: Ohhh man, here we go! ARIA’s got that look in her eye, bro— like she doesn’t care about the pain anymore!
Rich Russillo: She’s charging straight at Miku! Barefoot through a patch of thumbtacks! You can see them sticking into her soles, but she’s ignoring it entirely!
Thadd Blazevich: J4A INCOMING!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! Miku ducks out of the way at the last second! ARIA’s momentum carries her forward— AND SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED ROPES!
Persephone: And here’s where the idiot tax comes in! Look at her top— hooked right on one of those barbs! She’s snagged pretty badly!
Rich Russillo: ARIA’s trying to free herself but the wire’s dug deep into the fabric! Every tug is just tearing it more!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s stuck like Velcro on a cactus, bro!
Rich Russillo: And the longer she’s caught there, the more time Miku has to regroup! ARIA’s still clawing at her top, twisting! SHE FINALLY RIPS HERSELF FREE! AND LOOK AT THAT TEAR!
Persephone: Oh yeah, that’s not exactly PG. Her bra’s already showing, but she doesn’t have time to care.
Rich Russillo: She might not! Miku’s already moving in! She’s setting up! Stalking behind ARIA! ARIA turns around— CUCK KILLER!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER ABSOLUTELY TAKES OUT ARIA!
Thadd Blazevich: But dude— she just landed on her own back in the thumbtacks! That’s insane!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s wincing, but she’s crawling over ARIA now… she’s got both hands on that ripped top—AND SHE TEARS THE REST OF IT CLEAN OFF! ARIA’S UPPER HALF IS EXPOSED! SHE’S DOWN TO HER BRA! BOTH WOMEN ARE HALF EXPOSED!
Persephone: And Miku is making sure everyone knows it! She takes ARIA’s torn top and places it in her teeth! And now she poses towards the hard cam with her middle finger up and a massive smile!
Thadd Blazevich: Well she better focus up! ARIA is starting to roll over and is not gonna be happy about being exposed like that!
Rich Russillo: But Miku is still all smiles! She tosses ARIA’s torn top to the outside and now she looks like she has something else in mind— WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
Persephone: YAAASSSSSSSS!!!
Thadd Blazevich: SHE HAS THE FRIGGIN GUN!!
Rich Russillo: MIKU JUST REACHED INTO THE FOLDS OF HER TOP AND PULLED OUT A DAMN GUN! AND SHE’S AIMING IT AT ARIA! MIKU HAS A SICK SMILE ON HER FACE!!
Persephone: WE STAN A MURDEROUS QUEEN!!
Thadd Blazevich: THE REFEREE JUST GRABBED MIKU BY THE WRISTS AND PULLED THE GUN AWAY! HE MAY HAVE JUST SAVED ARIA’S LIFE!!!
Persephone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Miku Sakai: (Off mic) ITS NO DQ YOU PUSSY ASS COWARD! SHE SIGNED A WAIVER!
Rich Russillo: J4A!!!! MIKU WAS SO BUSY ARGUING WITH THE REF!! AND ARIA MANAGED TO CONNECT WITH THE BUSAIKU KNEE STRIKE! ARIA IS GASPING FOR AIR! THAT COULD BE EXHAUSTION OR HONESTLY A REACTION TO THE GUN!
Thadd Blazevich: Honestly, understandable both ways.
Persephone: …yall are bitches.
Rich Russillo: Miku is down and ARIA is barely even getting back to her feet now! Both women have to be near their limits after a war like this! But we still have to have a winner here tonight! ARIA’s trying to shake it off! She is wiping the blood from her forehead but she’s not wasting any time. She’s reaching for Miku—
Thadd Blazevich: OHHHH! What the hell?!
Rich Russillo: MIKU JUST TURNED— AND SHE’S WEARING THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED MMA GLOVE! AND SHE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO ARIA’S FACE! Once! Twice! THREE TIMES! Every shot digging those barbs deeper into her skin!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, ARIA’s forehead just split wide open! That’s running into her eyes— she’s gotta be barely able to see at best!
Rich Russillo: Miku’s got her by the hair! Swinging with short, brutal jabs straight to the cheek, the brow, the jaw! Each one opening a new cut!
Persephone: She’s painting ARIA’s face crimson right now.
Rich Russillo: AND A HUGE HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! ARIA COLLAPSES TO ONE KNEE! Miku pulls her up—and ANOTHER shot to the temple! ARIA’S BLOOD IS SPLATTERING ON THE CANVAS! ARIA GOES DOWN!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, this is rough to watch! Miku drops down on top of ARIA and starts grabbing at her trunks! Looking to end this right now!
Persephone: She’s using that barbed wire MMA glove to rip away at ARIA’s bottoms and win the match! ARIA shrill fighting out of instinct! So Miku swings back with one more punch! It connects and ARIA is bleeding even more!
Rich Russillo: Miku reels back for one more—NO! ARIA CATCHES THE ARM! She’s straining— AND SHE DRIVES HER OTHER HAND RIGHT INTO MIKU’S FACE!
Persephone: Wait… what’s in her—oh, hell.
Rich Russillo: ARIA’S GOT A FISTFUL OF GLASS SHARDS AND THUMBTACKS! She’s mashing them right across Miku’s eyes and forehead! Miku’s screaming! And those shards are cutting deep!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, they’re both gonna need more than just stitches after this!
Rich Russillo: Miku stumbles back—trying to shield her face—but ARIA’s already reaching for that TRASH CAN from earlier! She pulls out a wad of barbed wire, wraps it around her own fist!
Persephone: Oh great, now we’ve got dueling murder weapons, but the moment we get an actual murder weapon yall weren’t cool with it.
Rich Russillo: ARIA RUSHES IN—MIKU SWINGS BACK! BARBED WIRE FIST MEETS BARBED WIRE FIST!
Thadd Blazevich: They’re just throwing bombs, bro! Every punch is ripping skin, leaving trails of blood on both of ‘em!
Rich Russillo: Forehead to forehead, fist to fist, and neither woman’s backing down! This is pure, unfiltered hate! ARIA FEINTS LEFT—AND DRIVES A BARBED WIRE RIGHT HAND INTO MIKU’S FOREHEAD! The wire tears into skin on impact!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, you can see it stick for a second before she yanks it back—yikes!
Persephone: Yeah, it’s called “barbed wire,” genius. That’s what it does. Welcome to the last twenty minutes of our lives.
Rich Russillo: Miku staggers, but she comes roaring back with a hook of her own! The wire carves into ARIA’s jawline, both of them leaving pieces of that twisted steel behind in each other!
Thadd Blazevich: They’re just standing and trading in the middle now—no blocks, no defense, just blood and pain!
Rich Russillo: Another shot from ARIA! Another from Miku! Each punch is slower than the last, but every one lands heavier, blood dripping from both competitors to the mat!
Persephone: What! wtf?!?
Rich Russillo: KIKO SAKAI SLIDES INTO THE RING! SHE TRIES TO STAND BETWEEN THE TWO AND BREAK THINGS UP!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT ARIA ISN’T HAVING IT BRO!! SHE PUSHES PAST KIKO AND SWINGS RIGHT FOR—
Persephone: CUCK KILLER!!
Rich Russillo: THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER PLANTS ARIA! MIKU SAKAI HAS CONTROL! SHE GRABS ARIA BY THE HAIR AND— OH NO!
Thadd Blazevich: MIKU GRABS ANOTHER OF THOSE BARBED WIRE WADS! AND SHE IS WRAPPING IT AROUND ARIA’S ENTIRE FACE! THE BARBS STICKING INTO THE SKIN!
Persephone: It’s an upgrade to her aesthetic if you ask me.
Rich Russillo: MIKU PULLS ARIA UP AND NOW HAS HER IN PLACE! ONE MORE TIME!
Thadd Blazevich: CUCK KILLER!!! MIKU WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO ARIA’S BARBED WIRE WRAPPED HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Miku took barbed wire to her own knees and fell back once again into thumbtacks! Taking a ton of damage herself and ignoring pain all to make that happen!
Persephone: AND TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
Rich Russillo: MIKU HAS A FIST FULL OF ARIA’S HAIR! THAT BRAID SHE WEARS! AND SHE IS THING ARIA TO THE BOTTOM BARBED WIRE WRAPPED ROPE BY HER HAIR! ARIA IS BARELY CONSCIOUS BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! SHE HAS NO ESCAPE NOW!
Thadd Blazevich: MIKU RIPS AWAY ARIA’S TRUNKS! ARIA’S PANTIES ARE EXPOSED!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MIIIIIKKUUUUUU SSSSAAAAAKKAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!
(Miku stands over ARIA’s exposed body and stares down at her, a vengeful smile on her face as the referee raises her hand. “Lowlife Princess” by BIBI hits the speakers as Miku soaks in her victory.)
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai has torn away all of ARIA’s ring gear and will walk away the winner of this incredibly violent affair! Both women are covered in scratches and scars, both are bloody with tacks sticking out of them! But with a slight assist from her sister, Miku has done exactly what she promised to do to ARIA!
(Miku leans down over ARIA who wakes up just in time to realize the predicament. ARIA pulls at her hair while trying to cover herself up, but Miku speaks as the camera zooms in on the two.)
Miku Sakai: (Off mic) This time… I’m leaving you behind to be humiliated… FUCKFACE! HAHAHA!!
(Miku gives middle fingers to ARIA as she now rolls out of the ring.)
Persephone: She seems very happy for a woman who’s still walking around center stage of the Tokyo Dome with her slut-hole near exposed.
Thadd Blazevich: Miku never cared about being exposed, bro! She only wanted to beat down and hurt ARIA as payback for last season! And now Miku kicks off season 19 with a big victory!
Rich Russillo: But take nothing away from ARIA! This was a hellacious match and she gave everything she had! She stood back up and ignored more pain than most would! But tonight goes to Miku Sakai!
(Miku stands proud on the ramp as Kiko now catches up to her, trying to cover up Miku’s panties, but Miku ignoring her. The ringside staff try to help ARIA to untangle her hair from the barbs in the ropes as the camera fades.)
(Commercial for Toys R Us. They’re not coming back. I just miss them.)
(Bloodsport returns as the next match graphic is seen flashing across the screen to the roar of the crowd.)
(https://i.imgur.com/IYptwpd.png)
(The camera then goes over to Bella Braxton standing inside of the ring as she is seen standing by with a microphone in hand and a smile on her face)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a 30-MINUTE HARDCORE IRON MAN MATCH!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘My Own Summer (Shove It)’ by Deftones is heard playing through the speakers of the arena as the crowd quickly comes alive. The camera then goes over to the stage to show Selina Reyes as she’s seen making her way out from the backstage area. She makes her usual entrance, but for the occasion, the horns that she wears to the ring are adorned with glass shards and razor blades sticking out of the top. She looks around with a smirk before then beginning to make her way down the ramp and toward the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… residing in San Antonio, Texas… weighing in at 117 pounds… she is ‘THE ORYX QUEEN’… SELINA REYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Selina Reyes walked into this season returning to the Voltage brands with high goals and aspirations, but as she does so, it seems in the process she has felt slighted by her opponent tonight and the disrespect that she’s been given by her. She’s certainly never been one to take that, and walking into the Tokyo Dome tonight she’s certainly looking to prove a point that this season is indeed going to be her own.
Thadd Blazevich: That’s certainly going to be one tall task, bro, but if anyone is up to it, it’s Selina. She says that she is going to use every fiber of her being to make sure that Daniella regrets everything that she did to her at the start of the season, and that’s not something that I put past her, I’m not gonna lie to you, dude.
Persephone: Except she hasn’t done jackshit in this company and probably won’t amount to anything. Hey, if it’s any consolation though, I could probably say that for most of the roster, so she’s not really alone in that regard… If that makes her happy.
(‘my mind is a mountain’ by Deftones begins to play through the speakers as the crowd responds with a mixed reaction, the camera going over to the stage to show Daniella Atlas as she’s seen making her way out. She has a snarl on her face as she focuses directly on the ring, taking a moment before then beginning to make her way down the ramp with a purpose.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… from Dunkirk, France… weighing in at 170 pounds… she is the ‘BLADE OF HERMES’… DANIELLA ATLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: As for Daniella, she quite parallels the path that Selina is on. She believes she has all the capabilities in the world to take this season to the next level for her, yet every chance that she gets to further that agenda, it seems that Selina has made sure to cost her the opportunity. Certainly quite reflective of how this entire rivalry has gone up to this point.
Thadd Blazevich: It’s quite simple, dude, in order for one of them to rise, the other has gotta fall.
Persephone: Probably the smartest thing that I’ve ever heard you say, and it wasn’t very smart.
Thadd Blazevich: That’s just how it be, bro. Daniella is walking into this with a purpose, because the last thing that she wants to do is be stepped over by someone who she considers lesser than her. She is planning to make sure that Selina faces reality, and we’re just going to have to see if she truly sees through what she’s saying.
(DING! DING! DING!)
(30:00)
Rich Russillo: The bell has rung, and this match is officially underway! Daniella Atlas and Selina Reyes face off in a 30-Minute Hardcore Iron Man match, and I could only imagine all the chaos and pandemonium that is going to come out of this. Remember, the person who gets the most falls when the time ends is the victor.
Thadd Blazevich: AND DANIELLA LOOKS TO BE THAT PERSON, AS BEFORE SELINA CAN EVEN REACT, SHE TURNS AROUND TO DANIELLA CLOBBERING HER IN THE FACE WITH A RAMBUNCTIOUS FOREARM, WHICH SENDS HER BACKWARD AGAINST THE CORNER! She then grabs hold of her by the head, and dude! She’s beginning to beat the shit out of her with rapid-fire punches!
Persephone: I’d say I hope this is enough for Daniella to win, but unfortunately, we have to adhere to a “30-minute timer.” She grabs a hold of Selina and drags her toward the center of the ring, as it appears that she’s going to try something!
Rich Russillo: AS SHE GOES FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT THE ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’! THE PUMPHANDLE DROP TO TAKE SELINA DIRECTLY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Thadd Blazevich: But Selina said “hell nah” to that! She manages to twist herself around in the air and grab Daniella before countering with an Arm Drag! Daniella rolls up to her feet as she staggers backward, catching her balance against the ropes, ONLY FOR SELINA TO RUSH FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A MASSIVE FRONT DROPKICK TO THE CHEST! That must’ve rattled Daniella like hell, and now Selina quickly turns around as she runs to the ropes and back, CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO SEND HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING! This is bonkers already, bro!
Persephone: Daniella is down on the outside. Hopefully, she doesn’t get any closer to our announcer’s table; lord knows what type of disease she has. But Selina is beginning to leave through the ropes and get on the apron, and I could only imagine whatever she’s going for here is bound to go well for her! SHE RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS OFF THE APRON, GOING FOR A HURRICANRANA TO DANIELLA!
Rich Russillo: BUT THAT DOESN’T PAY OFF! DANIELLA KEEPS HER IN THE AIR! Selina is hanging off of her shoulders as she tries to slip off, BUT DANIELLA IS QUICK TO SPIN HER AROUND AS SHE SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE LIKE A WRECKING BALL! And now Daniella has turned around and opened up the ring apron, looking for something that she can find to use to her advantage right now.
(Selina grabs the barricade and slowly tries to make her way back up, clutching her shoulder in pain while she gasps for air. Meanwhile, Daniella sees something under the apron that manages to catch her eye, as she reaches for it.)
Thadd Blazevich: WOAH, DUDE! DANIELLA HAS A CHAIN! AND SHE WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF SELINA AND BEGINS CHOKING HER!
Persephone: HAH! Daniella is pressing her knee against the spine of Selina as she pulls back, and look at her eyes pop right out of her face as she’s being suffocated for dear life! Daniella doesn’t seem entirely satisfied with that, though, as she releases it, taking the chain and wrapping it around her hand as she turns around, GRABBING A HOLD OF HER BY THE HEAD AND STRIKING HER DIRECTLY IN THE FACE!
Rich Russillo: DANIELLA IS BATTERING HER WITH THAT CHAIN RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE, AS SELINA IS BEGINNING TO SHOW SOME COLOR WITH A SMALL CUT ACROSS HER FOREHEAD DUE TO THE FORCE! She barely manages to shove herself away, though, as she retreats, turning around and crawling toward our area of ringside!
Thadd Blazevich: Selina is heading toward the timekeeper’s area as she wipes the blood away from her face. This fast is crazy, bro. But Daniella seems to be absolutely bonkers as she makes her way over, grabbing a hold of Selina as she turns her around-
(DING!)
Persephone: YES! THE MATCH IS OVER!
Rich Russillo: NO! SELINA JUST TOOK THE RING BELL AND SMASHED IT ACROSS THE FACE OF DANIELLA!
Thadd Blazevich: Wow! That’s pretty fucking gnarly! Daniella staggers back as Selina makes her way over and grabs her around the waist, RUNNING HER FORWARD AND SLAMMING THE BACK OF HER HEAD RIGHT AGAINST THE RINGPOST TO TAKE HER DOWN!
Persephone: Daniella is dropped to the ground, damn, that bitch might be unconscious. But Selina is turning around and heading back toward the timekeeper’s area again. What the fuck is she looking for???
(Selina takes something into her hands as the camera focuses on it. It’s revealed to be the horns that she wears during her entrance. As there’s better focus on it, at the very tip of it, there are razor blades attached along with glass shards sticking out of the side, as she looks at it with a smirk before looking up at Daniella.)
Rich Russillo: DANIELLA IS TRYING TO GET UP, BUT SELINA JUST TOOK THE HORNS FROM HER ENTRANCE GEAR AND DROVE IT RIGHT AGAINST HER FACE!
(25:00)
Thadd Blazevich: Five minutes have elapsed, and things have gone batshit, bro! Selina has the razorblades attached to those horns pressed against Daniella’s forehead as she begins to drag horizontally, and blood is already beginning to gush out like a fucking faucet, dude!
Persephone: She’s certainly showing a side of her that calls for bloodlust and murder, reminds me of me.
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELLA FINALLY MANAGES TO BREAK FREE AS SHE SNATCHES SELINA BY THE HEAD AND DRIVES HER KNEE DIRECTLY INTO HER ABDOMEN! She forces her backward as Selina continues to grip the horns in her hand, TAKING A SWING AT DANIELLA AIMED RIGHT FOR HER FACE!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA DUCKS UNDER! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF SELINA AND LIFTS HER OFF THE GROUND! WATCH OUT DUDE-
(CRASH!)
Persephone: DANIELLA GOES UNDER AND LIFTS HER INTO A SINGLE ARM POWERBOMB THROUGH OUR TABLE! WHAT THE FUCK???
Rich Russillo: Daniella takes the chain and brings it back into her possession, wrapping it around the neck of Selina as she begins to drag her lifeless body back into the ring by the chain! She then brings Selina up!
Thadd Blazevich: AS SHE LIFTS HER FOR A SECOND ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’ ATTEMPT!
Persephone: BUT SELINA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT AGAIN! MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER STOP TRYING FOR THAT MOVE, DUMBASS! Daniella looks like an absolute idiot as she turns around and grabs a hold of a recovering Selina-
Rich Russillo: BUT SELINA TWISTS HER BODY AROUND AND TRIES TO USE THOSE HORNS TO STAB DIRECTLY AT DANIELLA!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA GRABS THE BULL BY THE HORNS, LITERALLY, BRO. SHE CLENCHES HER FIST ON THE GLASS-COVERED BASE OF IT AS SHE SNATCHES IT AWAY FROM SELINA! SHE TAKES IT-
Persephone: OH SHIT! SHE JUST STABBED SELINA IN THE EYE!
Rich Russillo: BUT SELINA MANAGES TO STOP HER! SHE TAKES HER HANDS AND DIGS THEM INTO THE GLASS SHARDS OF HER HORNS, BEGINNING TO FORCE THEM AWAY WITH BLOODIED HANDS BEFORE NAILING A KNEE STRAIGHT TO THE ABDOMEN! DANIELLA TRIES TO PURSUE-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT SELINA JUST TOOK THAT CHAIN AND SMASHED IT ACROSS THE FACE OF DANIELLA! DANIELLA IS STUNNED AS SHE TAKES THE CHAIN AND LOOKS TO RETURN THE FAVOR, WRAPPING IT AROUND THE NECK OF DANIELLA AS SHE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! PRESSING HER KNEE AGAINST HER BACK!
Persephone: AND SHE’S BEGINNING TO SMASH THAT CHAIN AGAINST THE BACK OF DANIELLA’S HEAD! YES! DO IT FOR LONG ENOUGH AND YOU MIGHT JUST KILL HER! ONE LESS ROSTER MEMBER!
Rich Russillo: BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO SHOW AGAINST THE BACK OF DANIELLA’S HEAD AS SHE CONTINUES TO BATTER HER REPEATEDLY! WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO REMORSE DOING SO!
Thadd Blazevich: DANIELLA HAS GONE LIMP AND NOW SELINA IS PUSHING HER OVER AND HOOKING THE LEG! RAD, DUDE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: BUT DANIELLA UNFORTUNATELY KICKS OUT-
(THUD!)
Rich Russillo: AS SHE TAKES THE CHAIN AND PULLS SELINA TOWARD HER, CONNECTING WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF SELINA TO DROP HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Thadd Blazevich: THAT’S SOME GENERATIONAL HEAD TRAUMA, BRO! DANIELLA TURNS HER AROUND AND CONTINUES TO DRIVE HER HEAD INTO SELINA’S SKULL REPEATEDLY! RETURNING THE FAVOR AS SELINA IS TRYING HER BEST TO RETALIATE, BUT SHE’S WAY TOO STUNNED TO DO SO!
Persephone: Both of these women are on an absolute tear. This has to end with one of them dying, right???
Rich Russillo: I guess we’ll just have to see! Daniella grabs a hold of Selina and drags her lifeless body up onto her feet, as she begins to bring her back up and aim her somewhere. What could she possibly be going for right now?!
Thadd Blazevich: BRO! SHE’S TAKING THAT CHAIN AND WRAPPING IT AROUND HER NECK BEFORE RUNNING HER TOWARD THE ROPES! SHE’S GOING TO HANG HER OFF THE ROPES!
Persephone: FUCK! We were close, but Selina unfortunately managed to land on the apron in time to stop Daniella from committing the greatest blessing this weekend has ever seen. DANIELLA QUICKLY TRIES TO MOVE FORWARD AND KICK HER OFF THE APRON- BUT SELINA GOES UNDER AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOULDER THRUST THROUGH THE ROPES DIRECTLY TO HER ABDOMEN! FUCK!
Rich Russillo: Daniella nearly put an end to Selina Reyes right then and there, but she managed to escape as she entered through the ropes and back into the ring! Selina still has that chain wrapped around her neck, but she knows that she doesn’t have much time as she quickly turns around and runs to the ropes-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA MANAGES TO RECOVER QUICKLY ENOUGH TO GRAB A HOLD OF THE CHAIN AND YANK HER BACK! SELINA STAGGERS BACK AS SHE TURNS AROUND!
Persephone: AND DANIELLA RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO DECAPITATE HER DUMBASS WITH ‘INAMORATA’!
Rich Russillo: BUT SELINA MANAGES TO DUCK THE RUNNING LARIAT AS SHE SLIPS BEHIND DANIELLA AND LEAPS ONTO HER SHOULDERS!
Thadd Blazevich: SPIKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A POISONRANA!
(20:00)
Persephone: Amazing, ten minutes in, and we’ve done nothing but dig in our ass and waste time. SOMEBODY GET A FALL ALREADY!!!
Rich Russillo: Well, you might get what you want! Selina connects with a major move by Daniella to drop her down to the ground, and now Selina is quick to crawl over and hook the leg! She’s going for the pin! Could this be what she needed???
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRE-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! THIS MATCH STAYS TIED AND, BRO, WHAT A FUCKING THRILL!
Persephone: I don’t know why you’re so fucking happy about this. There ain’t shit to smile about right now.
(Selina has a look of displeasure on her face as she shakes her head. She slowly rolls herself under the bottom rope and out of the ring, allowing a small moment of reprieve while Daniella is down on the mat, and she immediately begins to scheme.)
Rich Russillo: Selina is looking under the ring, seemingly trying to even the odds in what has been a brutal match right now against an uber-aggressive Daniella Atlas. If either of them wanted to completely shift the odds, something is going to have to happen soon, and I think she knows that as she begins to pull something out of the ring!
Thadd Blazevich: Holy shit, bro, that’s a bed of nails!
Persephone: Good enough, I hope they get tetanus or something that would make this match so much better. Selina is rolling into the ring as she props it up in one of the corners, and now she’s looking to throw that bitch directly into it!
Rich Russillo: Selina grabs a hold of a near lifeless Daniella as she brings her up to her feet, grabbing a hold of her by the head, AS SHE LOOKS TO SEND HER BARRELING DIRECTLY INTO THE NAILBOARD!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA ISN’T FUCKING WITH THAT! She plants her feet down to the ground, BEFORE SHE CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE FACE! She then grabs a hold of Selina and lifts her onto her shoulders, AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S LOOKING TO SLAM HER DIRECTLY INTO THE NAILBOARD WITH A POWERSLAM!
Persephone: BUT SELINA MANAGES TO SLIP OFF HER SHOULDERS AND ROLL DANIELLA UP INTO A SCHOOL GIRL PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEE-
Persephone: Kick out. Damn, I thought that was it.
Rich Russillo: It could have very well been! Selina tried to subvert expectations there and catch Daniella off guard, but she barely noticed just in time to escape the situation and keep the fight going! Both of them make their way up to their feet as this match continues to go full speed ahead-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT WATCH OUT, DUDE! DANIELLA SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR ‘GHOST CALL’! THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE WAS ATTEMPTED DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF SELINA REYES!
Persephone: BUT SELINA DUCKS UNDER IT LIKE ANY MENTALLY CAPABLE PERSON WOULD! SHE THEN LEAPS ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND TRIES TO CONNECT WITH ANOTHER POISONRANA!
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELLA SEES IT COMING THIS TIME! SHE KEEPS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AS SHE HAS HER IN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! SHE KEEPS HER UP THERE AS SELINA IS BEGINNING TO DROP STRIKES DIRECTLY DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF DANIELLA’S HEAD! BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD DANIELLA BE GOING FOR HERE-
(THUD!)
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOODNESS! DANIELLA PUSHES HER OFF HER SHOULDERS INTO A FACEBUSTER DIRECTLY ONTO THE NAILBOARD! SELINA’S FACE COLLIDES WITH THE NAILS AT FULL SPEED AS SHE QUICKLY COVERS HERSELF, ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN AGONY! THAT HAD TO HURT!
Persephone: Oh, that poor girl is gushing blood like a faucet, isn’t that fun? Daniella has absolutely zero sympathy, though, as she makes her way over and snatches Selina from behind, oh dear! FUCK-
Rich Russillo: ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’ DIRECTLY ONTO THE NAILBOARD! THE PUMPHANDLE DROP DRIVES SELINA’S HEAD DIRECTLY INTO THE NAILS, AND DANIELLA HAS TO GRAB HER BY THE WRIST AND PRY HER BODY OFF BEFORE DRAGGING HER TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Thadd Blazevich: She hooks the leg, and you might as well count to 100, bro.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: And Daniella Atlas just got the first fall. Quite emphatically, might I add.
(Daniella Atlas: 1
Selina Reyes: 0)
Rich Russillo: Selina wasn’t even conscious to respond to that, as Daniella brutalized her to cement the advantage in this match! And as the time begins to dwindle down, it’s going to be hard for Selina to be able to do anything if she doesn’t find it within her to turn it around quick. But considering the state that she’s in, I don’t think that’s going to be anytime soon.
(15:00)
Thadd Blazevich: We have 15 minutes left in this match, dawg, Selina is running out of time to do anything. And I think that Daniella is looking to further widen the gap between the two of them! She grabs a hold of her and lifts her up!
Persephone: AS SHE TRIES TO SLAM THAT BITCH DOWN ONTO THAT NAILBOARD WITH A SECOND ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’!
(THUD!)
(…)
Rich Russillo: BUT SELINA MANAGES TO TWIST HER BODY AROUND AS SHE SPIKES DANIELLA’S HEAD RIGHT AGAINST THE NAILBOARD! THE TOP OF HER HEAD COLLIDES FULL SPEED WITH THOSE NAILS WHICH METAPHORICALLY, AND QUITE LITERALLY, DRILL RIGHT INTO HER HEAD!
Persephone: Oh the dream. 🤤
Thadd Blazevich: OUCH! That had to hurt, bro. Selina is far from through though as she pulls Daniella forcefully away from the nails and grabs control of her wrists from behind, pressing her foot right against her spine!
Rich Russillo: BEFORE SHE STOMPS THE FACE OF DANIELLA ATLAS DIRECTLY INTO THE NAILBOARD!
Thadd Blazevich: DANIELLA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SELINA CONTINUES TO DRIVE THE SOLE OF HER FOOT AGAINST DANIELLA TO PRESS HER AGAINST THE NAILS VIOLENTLY! BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO DRIP EVERYWHERE AND LOOK AT DANIELLA! SHE’S BEGINNING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS! THAT’S FUCKING GNARLY!
Persephone: AND NOW SELINA IS GRABBING A HOLD OF A LIMP DANIELLA, TURNING HER AROUND AND LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND! KILL HER ASS! KILL HER ASS RIGHT NOW!
Rich Russillo: AS SHE DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE ‘ORYX AWAKENING’! THE STYLES CLASH CONNECTS AS DANIELLA IS FACEPLANTED DOWN ONTO THE GROUND AS SELINA COLLAPSES HERSELF! SHE USES EVERY FIBER OF ENERGY THAT SHE HAS LEFT THOUGH TO BEGIN TO CRAWL OVER TO HER! AS SHE REACHES OUT AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! CAN SELINA REYES TIE UP THIS IRON MAN MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
(…)
Thadd Blazevich: NO GO, BRO! DANIELLA ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING JUST IN TIME AND IT’S TOO LATE TO CAPITALIZE!
(Daniella begins to crawl away as she uses the time that she has to lick her wounds, gingerly snatching a towel away from the timekeeper’s area as she uses it to wipe the blood away from her face, barely able to see and barely able to keep herself upright. Meanwhile, Selina is in absolute shock, as she tries to recover herself but, at the same time, isn’t letting Daniella do the same as she quickly rolls herself out of the ring.)
Persephone: SELINA RUSHES FORWARD AND TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE DANIELLA OVER THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELLA GOES UNDER AND LIFTS HER OVER AND SENDS HER INTO THE CROWD AREA! She quickly staggers away as she knows that this is the only chance that she’s going to get to recover, but the camera is catching that Selina is quickly getting back up to her feet, not letting that deter her in any sort of way, knowing that she’s going to have to keep pushing forward.
Thadd Blazevich: Daniella locks back in as she turns herself around, making her way over and grabbing Selina as she tries to pull her over the barricade-
(CRACK!)
Persephone: WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS BITCH GET A BARBED WIRE CHAIR FROM?!
Rich Russillo: FROM THE CROWD AREA APPARENTLY! WHICH IS A DANGEROUS SAFETY HAZARD BUT I’M NOT QUESTIONING IT, AS IT JUST SAVED SELINA IN THIS MATCH AS SHE STRIKES IT ACROSS THE FACE OF DANIELLA!
Thadd Blazevich: THE BARBED WIRE STICKS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF DANIELLA AND THIS GIVES SELINA THE CHANCE, AS SHE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR OFF OF THE BARRICADE AND NAILS HER WITH A FLYING FOREARM STRIKE TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! WHOA!
Persephone: And hopefully, Selina is looking to stop looking like such a bitch as she grabs a hold of her and rolls her under the bottom rope and back into the ring! She immediately props her up against the corner as Daniella is completely lifeless right now, hopefully she’s about to kill her!
Rich Russillo: AS SELINA RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BARBED WIRE CHAIR ASSISTED HIP ATTACK! A MODIFIED ‘KNOCKOUT SMASH CONNECTS AND SELINA IS QUICK TO DRAG HER TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOOK DANIELLA’S LIFELESS BODY FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT SELINA JUST RELEASED THE PIN!
Persephone: BECAUSE THAT CRAZED BITCH DANIELLA JUST TOOK SELINA’S HORNS AND DROVE IT DIRECTLY INTO HER SHOULDER!
Rich Russillo: THE RAZOR BLADE ON THE TIP OF THE HORNS STABS DEEP INTO SELINA’S SKIN AS SHE CRIES IN PAIN, STRUGGLING TO TEAR IT OUT AS SHE STUMBLES UP TO HER FEET!
(10:00)
(CRACK!)
Thadd Blazevich: AS DANIELLA TAKES THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR AND THROWS IT DIRECTLY AT THE FACE OF SELINA TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! WE HAVE TEN MINUTES LEFT BRO AND DANIELLA KNOWS THAT SHE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING QUICK!
Persephone: What the hell is she thinking?!
(Daniella immediately grabs the barbed wire steel chair and collapses it against the head of Selina, pressing it down tight and allowing the barbed wire to dig into her skin. She then turns around and grabs a hold of the bloodied chain from earlier, beginning to wrap it around her arm as she waits patiently behind Selina.)
Rich Russillo: Selina is slowly beginning to rise up to her feet, using her hands to try and get the barbed wire steel chair off of her head, but it appears that she’s struggling to do so! It’s quite literally attached to her! Daniella doesn’t seem very remorseful right now! No! DON’T DO IT!
Thadd Blazevich: CHAIN-ASSISTED ‘BLACK DEATH’ TO THE BACK OF SELINA REYES’ CHAIR-TRAPPED HEAD CONNECTS! SELINA IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A THUD AS AN OFFICIAL TRIES TO SLIDE INTO THE RING TO CHECK ON HER-
Persephone: BUT DANIELLA SHOVES THAT WEAKLING AWAY! SHE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG AND IS FORCING THE REFEREE TO COUNT THE PIN! NOT HAVING ANY SORT OF CONSIDERATION FOR THE WELLBEING OF HER OPPONENT RIGHT NOW! AND WHY SHOULD SHE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND DANIELLA ATLAS IS OFFICIALLY UP TWO FALLS AHEAD OF SELINA REYES!
(Daniella Atlas: 2
Selina Reyes: 0)
Persephone: Tall fucking hill to climb, dude. We have less than ten minutes left and you’re down two, you might as well just quit while you have your dignity.
(Daniella slowly rises back up to her feet, as her pissed off expression mellows into one of relief knowing that she has further widened the gap between the two of them. But she knows that the job is far from through.)
(And Selina Reyes isn’t through with her fight.)
(Slowly, barely showing signs of life, she takes the barbed wire steel chair wrapped around her head and pries it off, gasping for air as she slowly begins to crawl herself away. The only thing that Daniella can do is shake her head, but regardless, she grants her the wish to keep this match going and entertain the sliver of a chance that she has to mount a comeback.)
Thadd Blazevich: DANIELLA IS GRABBING A HOLD OF SELINA AND DRAGGING HER BACK TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE RING! AND SHE MIGHT BE GOING FOR THE KILLING BLOW RIGHT HERE, DUDE!
Rich Russillo: AS SHE LIFTS SELINA UP AND CONNECTS WITH YET ANOTHER ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’ WHICH BOUNCES HER OFF OF THE MAT! DANIELLA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! LOOKING TO GET A THIRD FALL TO SELINA’S ZERO!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
(…)
(…)
Persephone: FUCK! SELINA KICKS OUT!
Thadd Blazevich: AND NOT JUST THAT, BRO! SHE SHIFTS HER BODY AND ROLLS DANIELLA OVER WITH THE LAST FIBER OF STRENGTH THAT SHE HAS LEFT! PINNING HER SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE GROUND AS THE REFEREE ONCE AGAIN BEGINS TO COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
Rich Russillo: SELINA STEALS A FALL! SHE’S OFFICIALLY ON THE BOARD!
(Daniella Atlas: 2
Selina Reyes: 1)
Thadd Blazevich: But you still have a long ass way to go, dude! Selina is going to have to dig deep if she even wants to consider tying it up with Daniella! Look how pissed she is that she let her get a fall!
Persephone: SO ANGRY IN FACT THAT SHE’S GRABBING THAT CHAIN AND WRAPPING IT AROUND HER ARM, BEGINNING TO FOREARM SELINA REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE! SHE’S BEING TENDERIZED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT RIGHT NOW AND SHE’S NOT EVEN REACTING TO IT! DANIELLA HAS A LOOK OF FUCKING BLOODLUST ON HER FACE! SHE’S TRYING TO KILL THIS WOMAN!
Rich Russillo: SELINA ONCE AGAIN GOES COMPLETELY LIMP AS DANIELLA SLIPS INTO THE COVER ONCE MORE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT SELINA KICKS OUT AGAIN, BRO!
Persephone: DANIELLA DOESN’T CARE! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF SELINA AND BRINGS HER LIFELESS BODY BACK UP TO HER FEET!
Rich Russillo: ‘GHOST CALL’! THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE CONNECTS WITH THAT CHAIN COLLIDING RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE FACE OF SELINA TO DROP HER DOWN! AND DANIELLA ONCE AGAIN HOOKS THE LEG AND TRIES FOR ANOTHER PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
Thadd Blazevich: ANOTHER SELINA KICK OUT! DUDE, THIS IS BADONKERS RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: THIS BITCH JUST WON’T QUIT! AND LOOK AT THE DESPERATION ON THE FACE OF DANIELLA, SHE’S TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE KEEPS A SIZABLE LEAD ON SELINA AND SHE IS MAKING SURE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN!
Rich Russillo: DANIELLA GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND POSITIONS HER AS SHE GOES FOR A ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’ ONTO THE BED OF NAILS IN THE CORNER!
(…)
Thadd Blazevich: BUT SELINA JUST FLIPPED AROUND AS SHE DROPS HER DOWN INTO A CRUCIFIX BOMB! SHOULDERS DOWN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(…)
Persephone: FUCK! DANIELLA KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: DANIELLA QUICKLY MAKES HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET-
Thadd Blazevich: AS SELINA RUSHES FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘ALAMO KNEE’! BUSAIKU KNEE CONNECTS!
Persephone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE ISN’T DONE YET?!
(Selina quickly grabs a hold of the chain which is still wrapped around the arm of Daniella before she takes the other end and wraps it around her own leg. She quickly drags Daniella’s lifeless body back up.)
Rich Russillo: CHAIN-ASSISTED ‘ALAMO KNEE’ RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DANIELLA TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! SELINA QUICKLY GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
OOOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: AND SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN! WE ALL TIED UP, BRO!
(Daniella Atlas: 2
Selina Reyes: 2)
(5:00)
Persephone: FUCK, WHAT IF IT GOES INTO OVERTIME??? WE CAN’T LET THAT SHIT HAPPEN! CALL THE FUCKING MATCH!
Rich Russillo: WELL BOTH OF THEM KNOW THAT THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE! SELINA IS GRABBING DANIELLA BY THE HEAD AND USING THAT CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HER KNEE TO DRIVE IT REPEATEDLY INTO HER FACE WITH KNEE STRIKES!
Thadd Blazevich: DANIELLA’S HEAD IS RATTLING EACH TIME SELINA CONNECTS WITH HER KNEE ACROSS THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! BEFORE SELINA THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK!
Persephone: LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AND TRYING TO FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A SECOND ‘ALAMO KNEE’!
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELLA JUST PICKED SELINA’S LEG OUT OF THE AIR, TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SHE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN ‘HERMÉS LAW’! MODIFIED CLOVERLEAF TO SELINA REYES!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BEFORE DANIELLA CAN FULLY LOCK THAT IN, SELINA MANAGES TO SHIFT HER BODY AND SEND DANIELLA DIRECTLY INTO THE BED OF NAILS! THE ENTIRE FRONT OF DANIELLA’S BODY GETS PIERCED AS SHE TRIES TO PULL HERSELF OFF-
Persephone: BUT SELINA GRABS DANIELLA FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HER UP! YEAH! GET HER!
OOOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELLA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! BOTH OF THEM MAKE THEIR WAY UP TO THEIR FEET-
Thadd Blazevich: AS DANIELLA CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT! GRABBING A HOLD OF SELINA AS SHE LIFTS HER UP!
Persephone: GOING FOR ‘SOUTH OF HEAVEN’!
Rich Russillo: BUT SELINA MANAGES TO ESCAPE AS SHE LANDS BEHIND HER!
Thadd Blazevich: AS SHE LIFTS DANIELLA UP AND ATTEMPTS FOR THE ‘ORYX AWAKENING’! STYLES CLASH TO DANIELLA ATLAS!
Persephone: BUT DANIELLA JUST TOOK SELINA’S HORNS OFF OF THE GROUND BEFORE CRUNCHING UPWARD AND STABBED HER AGAINST THE TOP OF HER HEAD WITH IT! SELINA CRUMBLES AND DANIELLA MANAGES TO MAINTAIN HER LEGS AROUND HER HEAD, LOCKING IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE! SHE’S TRYING TO PASS THIS BITCH OUT!
Rich Russillo: DANIELLA IS TAKING THE RAZOR BLADE END OF THOSE HORNS AND STABBING SELINA IN THE FOREHEAD REPEATEDLY, AS BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE WHILE SHE CONTINUES TO ABSOLUTELY BRUTALIZE HER! BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE AS SELINA IS STRUGGLING TO FIGHT CONSCIOUSNESS RIGHT NOW!
Thadd Blazevich: THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON HER, AND, BRO, I COULD ONLY IMAGINE THAT SELINA IS ONLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO LAST SO LONG IN THIS HOLD, DUDE!
Persephone: FUCK! SHE’S BEGINNING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, SHE GRABS A HOLD OF DANIELLA AND USES COMPLETE WILLPOWER TO LIFT HER OFF OF THE GROUND WHILE STILL IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE! DANIELLA IS STILL TRYING TO STAB SELINA IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY TO SUPPRESS HER! BUT SELINA REFUSES TO GO DOWN!
(2:00)
Rich Russillo: AS SHE BRINGS DANIELLA DOWN AND CONNECTS WITH A MODIFIED ‘ORYX AWAKENING’! STYLES CLASH WITHOUT THE ARMS HOOKED CONNECTS AS SELINA USES THE LAST BIT OF ENERGY THAT SHE HAS LEFT TO ROLL DANIELLA OVER AND PIN HER SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(…)
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA KICKS OUT, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT GOOD FOR SELINA!
Persephone: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! GO FASTER!
Rich Russillo: SELINA IMMEDIATELY GRABS DANIELLA BY THE HEAD AS SHE TURNS AROUND, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK AS SHE ONCE AGAIN TRIES TO CONNECT WITH THE ‘ALAMO KNEE’!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELLA BARELY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT ONCE MORE! AS SELINA STUMBLES UP TO HER FEET-
Persephone: ‘BLACK DEATH’ TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DISCUS ELBOW CONNECTS AND DANIELLA ISN’T DONE EITHER!
Rich Russillo: AS SHE WRAPS THAT CHAIN TIGHTLY AROUND SELINA’S NECK AND BEGINS TO CHOKE HER OUT FOR DEAR LIFE!
(1:00)
Thadd Blazevich: SELINA CAN BARELY BREATHE RIGHT NOW! AS HER FACE IS TURNING BLUE THE WAY THAT DANIELLA IS CHOKING HER OUT! DANIELLA IS CONTINUOUSLY EYEING THAT TIMER, SHE KNOWS THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, BUT SHE KNOWS THAT IF SHE KEEPS SELINA IN HERE, SHE’S NOT GOING TO LAST MUCH LONGER!
Persephone: YES! KEEP GOING! STOP FUCKING FIGHTING IT, SELINA! GIVE THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! GIVE UP WHILE YOU CAN!
(0:30)
Rich Russillo: 30 SECONDS ARE LEFT AND SELINA IS STILL REFUSING TO QUIT! SHE’S SWINGING HER ARMS AROUND AND BEGINNING TO MAKE HER WAY UP TO HER FEET! SHE’S BEGINNING TO FADE! SHE’S LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS, BUT DESPITE THAT SHE’S STILL FIGHTING! WILL THIS BE IT FOR SELINA REYES?!
(…)
Thadd Blazevich: NO! SELINA GRABS A HOLD OF DANIELLA AROUND THE HEAD AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SNAPMARE! SHE THEN TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TOWARD THE ROPES AND BACK!
Persephone: GOING FOR A ‘ALAMO KNEE’!
(…)
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELLA MANAGES TO RUSH FORWARD AND DUMP HER OVER THE TOP ROPE-
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD! SELINA IS BEING HUNG BY THE ROPES!
(0:10)
Persephone: … Fuck it.
Rich Russillo: SELINA IS SWINGING HER LEGS AROUND AND THRASHING VIOLENTLY AS SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING THAT SHE CAN TO TRY AND ESCAPE OUT OF THIS, BUT THERE IS NOTHING WITHIN HER PHYSICAL LIMITATIONS THAT SHE CAN DO! DANIELLA IS HANGING HER AS THE REFEREE IS CHECKING!
(0:05)
Persephone: WHY WON’T YOU JUST FUCKING QUIT ALREADY?!
(0:03)
Thadd Blazevich: SELINA’S EYES ARE BULGING OUT OF HER HEAD! HER FACE IS COMPLETELY PURPLE! AND… AND…
(0:02)
(…)
Rich Russillo: SELINA IS OUT! SELINA IS OUT! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR IT AS DANIELLA RELEASES IT AND COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Daniella Atlas: 3
Selina Reyes: 2)
(‘my mind is a mountain’ begins to play through the speakers of the arena as the crowd is stunned into silence, not knowing what they just witnessed. Despite the pain, despite the agony of everything that she’s gone through, as she lays on the ground in a bloody heap, she musters out a sinister grin, as she gingerly rolls onto her side in pain.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DANIELLA ATLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Whew! Cutting it awfully close there, guys! Good job, never do that again!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro, what a fucking match! Selina Reyes fought until the literal last second, even with everything going against her, even when she was down two falls to none, she still continued to push forward! It took Daniella quite literally trying to kill her in order to do her in!
Rich Russillo: And what a demanding win by Daniella Atlas hot off the heels of our first Marquee Event. She’s certainly ready to take her game to the next level and this win in brutal fashion tonight was an indicator of that. What a match, and congratulations to her on the victory!
(The last shot seen is Daniella pulling the chain off the body of the unconscious Selina Reyes who is being stretchered out by medical. Daniella then turns around and makes her way out of the ring and up the ramp on her own two feet, with that being the very last shot seen before Bloodsport then begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(Commercial for Margarita salt with Jake Smith.)
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(The camera returns to ringside, and despite the initial stipulation shown, the ring has already been transformed for the newly announced stipulation for this match: The Death Pit. A scaffold has been set up above the ring, where on each side there is a box filled with different weapons the fans have brought, and in the middle is a syringe containing propofol. Below the scaffold is the Death Pit, which contains everything that Captain Charisma had announced it would have. Glass, nails, syringes, and even C-4 explosives are all showcased within this Death Pit. After this, the camera pans to Bella Braxton, who begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a DEATH PIT MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(‘There Is Surely Tomorrow’ by WAGAMAMA RAKIA hits, and this brings about a mixed, though mostly positive reception from the fans in attendance. Jay Jerry Johnson begins to make his way out to the stage, and he has a calm, focused look on his face. He doesn’t allow neither the Death Pit nor the events from earlier to rattle him, instead beginning to make his way down the ramp, before walking towards the far side of the scaffold to begin climbing the ladder towards the top.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first!… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 223 pounds… JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYY JJJJOOOOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNNSSOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: This was meant to be Three Stages of Hardcore Hell, but after a brawl earlier between these two backstage, Captain Charisma decided to skip the first two stages and go straight to the most dangerous, the Death Pit. Still, it looks like he chose to mix up the stipulations for the sake of fairness, as you can see the items meant for the first two stages at the top of the scaffold.
Thadd Blazevich: My guy Triple J is heading up that scaffold, and he must be extra prepared for this match now after what happened earlier! We knew these two didn’t like each other, but things have definitely gotten super heated. How often do we get brawls like that before we even get to see them compete?
Persephone: I’m just glad they didn’t get the match entirely called off, although it’s a bit annoying we had to skip Three Stages of Hardcore Hell. Why would you want less stages?
(As Jay makes it to the top of the scaffold, ‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen hits. This causes nothing but boos to come from the fans in attendance, but as Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way out to the stage, she appears to be confident. She looks at Jay Jerry Johnson, not impressed at all with what happened earlier, before beginning to make her way down the ramp. She raises her Hardcore Championship before giving it to an official at ringside, and after this she begins climbing the scaffold from the ladder closest to the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… Residing in Boca Raton, Florida… Weighing in at 125 pounds… SHE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION, DOCTOR BEEEEETTHHHAAANNNYYYYYY BBBLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The Champion is here, and for weeks now she has been treating Jay Jerry Johnson as if he has no chance of winning, but could that be a mistake? Bethany has always been extremely confident, so much so that you can likely call it arrogance, but she has always been able to back it up. Still, it won’t be easy doing so in a match like this, against a competitor like Jay.
Thadd Blazevich: True story. Still, it looks like the Champ isn’t backing down, and that’s awesome! This is a real crazy match, so if neither of them are letting it scare them then that means this is about to be crazy good!
Persephone: I guess so. At least there’s weapons at the top of the scaffold. Now they’ll get to carve each other up before they kill each other. Works for me, I guess.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO!!! THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH IS UNDERWAY, AND AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK, WE’RE NOT WASTING ANY TIME! CAPTAIN CHARISMA HAS SKIPPED THE FIRST TWO OF WHAT WAS MEANT TO BE THREE STAGES OF HELL, FORCING THESE TWO TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE MOST DANGEROUS OF THE THREE STIPULATIONS!
Persephone: Yeah, I’m still not sure if I’m happy about that or annoyed. This should be the most exciting stipulation of the original three, but now I’m probably not gonna get to see them kill each other for as much time.
Thadd Blazevich: I dunno about that one, brah! A stipulation like this is still crazy on its own, and if that wasn’t enough, the propofol has been hung up on the railing in the center of the scaffold, and there’s a ton of unique looking weapons at the top of the ladders on each side of the scaffold! Seeing some of the things there, they must’ve been picked by the fans after all.
Rich Russillo: Looks like Captain Charisma has taken this one up a notch, giving us a taste of all three stages of hell even after putting these two straight to the final one! As for Bethany and Jay, the two Elitists are on top of that scaffold, and while Jay Jerry Johnson is staring directly at the Champion… It looks like Dr. Bethany Blue has other ideas!
Thadd Blazevich: YEAH SHE DOES, BRO!! BETHANY TOTALLY JUST SPRINTED TOWARDS THE PROPOFOL, BUT JAY WAS PREPARED AND CHARGED IN AT THE SAME TIME, GRABBING BETHANY’S ARM BEFORE SHE COULD LIFT UP THE SYRINGE!!!
Persephone: OH COME ON, WHY’D HE HAVE TO STOP HER!? Jay knees Bethany in the midsection before connecting with a headbutt, AND NOW JAY GOES FOR THE SYRINGE HIMSELF! YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS FINE! STAB HER!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY IS ABLE TO KICK JAY IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE HE COULD DO SO! BOTH ELITISTS UNDERSTAND THAT IN A STIPULATION LIKE THIS, THEY COULD LEAVE AS HARDCORE CHAMPION VERY QUICKLY AS LONG AS THEY’RE ABLE TO INJECT EACH OTHER WITH THE PROPOFOL! BEING ON A PLATFORM AS SMALL AS THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD MAKES THIS EVEN MORE DANGEROUS, SO THEY’RE BOTH DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM BEING CAUGHT!
Thadd Blazevich: YEAH, BUT SOMEONE’S LUCK MIGHT BE RUNNING OUT RIGHT NOW, BRO! BETHANY JUST SNATCHED THE SYRINGE FROM JAY, AND NOW SHE GOES TO STAB HIM WITH IT-
Rich Russillo: BUT JAY HAD JUST ENOUGH TIME TO DUCK UNDER HER SWING AND SLIP BEHIND THE CHAMPION, ALLOWING THE CHALLENGER TO GRAB BETHANY AND DELIVER A DRAGON SUPLEX TO DROP HER ON HER HEAD WHILE FORCING THE SYRINGE OUT OF HER HAND!
(As Dr. Bethany Blue is dropped onto the scaffold with the dragon suplex she lets go of the syringe, causing it to fall towards the edge of the scaffold, barely stopping just before it could fall off.)
Persephone: :comeagain: They better not drop that! That was supposed to be used for the first match in Three Stages of Hell! It’d be such a disappointment if it’s not used at all!
Rich Russillo: Well you might not have to worry about it falling off the scaffold! Jay Jerry Johnson is going over so he can finally get that syringe-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DUDE, LOOK AT THE CHAMP!!! SHE WAS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO TRIPLE J WHEN HE CROUCHED DOWN TO GRAB THE PROPOFOL, AND SHE JUST PULLED HIM DOWN HEADFIRST INTO THE METAL RAILING SURROUNDING THE SCAFFOLD!!!!
Rich Russillo: JAY FALLS BACKWARDS TO A KNEE AND GRABS HIS FACE IN PAIN, AND NOW BETHANY IS QUICK TO POUNCE AS SHE PUSHES HERSELF FORWARD AND SMASHES AN ELBOW INTO JAY’S FACE! BETHANY I’M SURE IS STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT DRAGON SUPLEX, BUT KNOWING EVERYTHING SHE’S EXPERIENCED IN HER CAREER, SHE MUST BE MORE THAN EXPERIENCED WITH ENDURING THAT KIND OF PAIN!
Thadd Blazevich: THE CHAMP IS CONTINUING TO DROP FISTS INTO TRIPLE J’S FACE! THIS ISN’T LOOKING GOOD, BRO! IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP, HOW’S JAY GONNA BE ABLE TO STOP HER FROM TOSSING HIM INTO EVERYTHING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCAFFOLD?!??
Persephone: THAT’S WHAT I WANTED TO FIND OUT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S TOO EARLY FOR JAY TO GIVE UP! He was able to shove Bethany off of him, and he connects with a right hand to make Bethany fall backwards. I’m annoyed, because this hasn’t been much of a bloodbath so far. They’ve been beating each other up sure, but they’ve been wrestling around for that syringe more than they’ve been killing each other, and that’s the last thing we need at-
(CRACK!)
Persephone: Oh. Finally, something good!
Rich Russillo: BETHANY JUST REACHED INTO THE BOX OF WEAPONS BEHIND HER, BEFORE HITTING JAY RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A CLOTHING IRON!!! JAY IS KNOCKED BACKWARDS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE FINALLY SEEING SOME WEAPONS BEING BROUGHT INTO PLAY HERE AS BETHANY IS ABLE TO BEGIN PUSHING HERSELF UP! JAY JERRY JOHNSON HAD NO IDEA WHAT HIT HIM JUST NOW, AND THAT MAY HAVE LEFT HIM WITH A SERIOUS DISADVANTAGE AS BETHANY STARTS TO DIG IN THE BOX ONCE AGAIN!
Thadd Blazevich: JAY STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF UP- BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE PICKS UP A BASEBALL BAT, BEFORE TURNING AND SWINGING IT RIGHT AT JAY’S HEAD! JAY IS KNOCKED BACK DOWN, AND HE GOT REAL UNLUCKY HERE, DUDE!
Persephone: Yeah he did, but I don’t really care. This is what I’ve been waiting for, and thanks to Bethany, this is actually getting interesting! Bethany raises the baseball bat, AND SHE SMASHES IT DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!! SHE LIFTS THE BAT AGAIN, BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD AGAIN! YESSS!!!!! This is great!
Rich Russillo: You may think so, but these fans are hating every second of it! They’re rooting for Jay Jerry Johnson to find his way back into this, but I’m not so sure that this is possible right now. Bethany raises the bat once again, BEFORE HITTING JAY IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH IT ONE MORE TIME!!!
Thadd Blazevich: Bethany finally tosses the bat back into the box, BUT ONLY BEFORE GRABBING TRIPLE J BY THE HEAD AND BEGINNING TO BASH IT AGAINST THE METAL RAILING! NO WAY, THIS ISN’T RIGHT BROS! BETHANY IS TRYING TO SMASH THIS DUDES SKULL INTO PIECES RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Exactly, this is great! She already did a good job with that clothing iron and the baseball bat! It looks like having his head repeatedly driven into a metal railing did the trick, because I can see the blood beginning to pour out his head!
Rich Russillo: I don’t think you’re the only one that sees it either, because Bethany has stopped smashing Jay’s head into the railing and is now dragging him towards the end of the scaffold! Bethany presses Jay’s head up against the railing at the end of the scaffold, right above the ladder that Jay used to get on top of the scaffold in the first place! Bethany is beginning to back up, and I think I’m starting to get an idea of what she’s thinking of, but if she does this… This can’t be good! DR. BETHANY BLUE BEGINS RUNNING IN!
Thadd Blazevich: FOR A CONCUSSION PROTOCOL ONTO THE RAILING!!!
Persephone: UGH, THAT’S DISAPPOINTING! JAY JERRY JOHNSON GOT HIS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING BETHANY TO STOMP ON NOTHING BUT THE RAILING!
Rich Russillo: YEAH, AND JAY TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY!! HE PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, SHOVING BETHANY FORWARD AND OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: AND BETHANY TOTALLY JUST FELL OFF THE SCAFFOLD!!!
Persephone: BUT SHE MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE RAILING WHILE FALLING, UNFORTUNATELY SAVING HERSELF FROM EVERYTHING THAT WAS AT THE BOTTOM!!! COME ON, WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS??? STOP AVOIDING DEATH ALREADY!
Rich Russillo: JAY JERRY JOHNSON NEARLY BECAME THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, AND I DON’T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD’VE HAPPENED TO DR. BETHANY BLUE HAD SHE FAILED TO GRAB ONTO THE RAILING! Bethany is hanging onto the railing, but fortunately for her she is able to shift her body over towards the ladder right next to her. Jay Jerry Johnson uses the railing to begin pulling himself back to his feet, and it looks like he’s still rocked by all the damage he took moments ago.
Thadd Blazevich: Looks like the Champ is making it back to the top of the ladder, and she-
Persephone: WOAH, THAT WAS A GOOD MOVE! JAY JUST SLAMMED A CHEESE GRATER INTO BETHANY’S LEFT HAND AS SOON AS IT REACHED THE TOP OF THE RAILING, BEFORE IMMEDIATELY PULLING THE CHEESE GRATER BACKWARDS AND PEELING AWAY AT BETHANY’S SKIN! BETHANY IMMEDIATELY PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM THE RAILING, AND I GUESS JAY IS GONNA STAY ON THE OFFENSIVE BY KEEPING BETHANY FROM GETTING BACK ON THE SCAFFOLD!
Rich Russillo: A cheese grater isn’t the kind of stipulation we’d see often, but it’s one I can’t be surprised about knowing that these were weapons brought in by fans! I can see a bit of blood coming from Dr. Bethany Blue’s hand, and it looks like she’s beginning to rethink her approach here as she knows Jay isn’t gonna make it easy for her to find her way back onto the scaffold! Dr. Bethany Blue is looking over at that box containing weapons, which is exactly where Jay got that cheese grater from, and it looks like something may have crossed her mind as she begins to climb once more!
Persephone: Well that was stupid! Jay is rushing in, AND HE GOES TO HIT HER IN THE FACE WITH THE CHEESE GRATER!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BETH JUST LET GO OF THE SCAFFOLD BEFORE GRABBING ONTO JAY’S ARM!!!
Rich Russillo: WOAH, WHAT THE HELL!?!? DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS ABLE TO TRANSITION INTO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TRIANGLE CHOKE WHILE FALLING DOWN, HANGING OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD AS JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS FORCED TO HOLD ONTO THE RAILING JUST TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM BEING DRAGGED DOWN WITH HER!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE KNEW THAT JAY WASN’T GOING TO RISK MISSING OUT ON THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND THANKS TO THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO TRAP JAY IN THIS TRIANGLE CHOKE WHILE JAY WILL BE LEFT WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO PULL BETHANY ONTO THE SCAFFOLD IF HE WANTS TO ESCAPE!
Thadd Blazevich: WOW RICH, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT DUDE! THE HAND HOLDING THE CHEESE GRATER IS THE ONE BETH TRAPPED, AND SHE JUST DISARMED TRIPLE J WHILE KEEPING HIM IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE, THROWING THE CHEESE GRATER ALL THE WAY DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS A SERIOUS THREAT, BRO! HOW’D SHE EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
Persephone: Does it matter? All that matters is that she did, and now Jay Jerry Johnson is being forced to slowly take steps backwards and drag her back to the top of the scaffold so that she doesn’t pull Jay with her! I don’t think it’s been established what’d happen if both of them fell, so while I’d love to see them both get blown up, I’m not so surprised Jay is trying to avoid it. Jay begins to pull Dr. Bethany Blue over the railing-
Rich Russillo: AND IN DOING SO, HE GIVES BETHANY THE CHANCE TO DIG IN THAT BOX OF WEAPONS, BEFORE STABBING JAY IN THE HAND WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!!! BETHANY RIPS THE SCISSORS OUT OF HIS HAND AND RELEASES THE SUBMISSION AS JAY STUMBLES BACK AND HOLDS HIS HAND IN PAIN, AND NOW BETHANY GETS UP AND DELIVERS A RIPCORD FOREARM! BETHANY GRABS JAY, AND SHE SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE RAILING ONE MORE TIME TO FINALLY DROP HIM! Dr. Bethany Blue is back on the scaffold, and she has a huge grin on her face seeing that her plan seems to have worked out!
Thadd Blazevich: Bethany digs in the box that was on her side of the scaffold now that Jay is down, and she finds…
Persephone: A jump rope? Who brought that here? Are they even old enough to watch this?
Rich Russillo: That’s a good question, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT FAN PROVIDED DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A GOOD WEAPON, AS SHE JUST WRAPPED THE JUMP ROPE AROUND JAY’S THROAT BEFORE BEGINNING TO CHOKE HIM WITH IT! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS STRANGLING HER OPPONENT, AND JAY MIGHT BE FORCED TO MISS OUT ON BECOMING HARDCORE CHAMPION! HE’S IN A REALLY BAD SPOT RIGHT NOW, HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW!
Thadd Blazevich: WICKED STUFF, BRO! BETH IS TOTALLY GONNA CHOKE TRIPLE J OUT, AND THANKS TO THE RULES OF THE MATCH IT WON’T EVEN MATTER WHEN HE PASSES OUT! SHE’LL STILL HAVE TO DUMP HIM OVER THE RAILING AND OFF THE SCAFFOLD! Triple J might be in some serious trouble dude!
Persephone: Ehh. Strangulation isn’t really the most exciting method for murder, but at least Jay is already bleeding. That makes this more fun to watch.
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue continues to choke Jay Jerry Johnson out, AND HE COULD HE FADING HERE! THE MATCH WON’T IMMEDIATELY END IF HE PASSES OUT, BUT IT’LL BE AS GOOD AS OVER AS BETHANY WOULD HAVE FREE REIGN TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCAFFOLD AND INTO EVERYTHING DOWN AT THE BOTTOM!!!
Persephone: Looks like that’s about to happen sooner rather than later. Jay is done.
Rich Russillo: I hate to say it but that might be true! Jay Jerry Johnson is getting weaker, and this might be it for him! Jay is-
Thadd Blazevich: YOOO, TRIPLE J IS STILL FIGHTING!!! HE JUST GRABBED ONTO THE JUMP ROPE AND GRABBED BETH BY HER HEAD, BEFORE DELIVERING A SNAPMARE TO FINALLY PULL BETH OFF OF HIM! AWESOME MOVE DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!
Rich Russillo: Both Elitists are quick to get back up though, AND BETHANY WAS THE FIRST TO STRIKE AS SHE KNEES JAY IN THE MIDSECTION! BETHANY GRABS THE CHALLENGER NOW, BEFORE THROWING HIM TOWARDS THE END OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT TRIPLE J STEPS OFF OF THE RAILING AND JUMPS BACK, BEFORE DROPPING THE CHAMP WITH PRETTY VISITOR!!!!
Persephone: Bethany got taken out from that, and somehow it looks like Jay actually was able to find a way to get back into this one. Well, that’s better than me. For a while there it looked like this was about to end way sooner than I’d like.
Rich Russillo: Jay Jerry Johnson picks up that pair of scissors that Bethany used on him earlier, AND Jay makes his way over towards the Champion- BEFORE STABBING THE SCISSORS INTO HER BACK! DR. BETHANY BLUE SCREAMS IN PAIN, AND JAY LIFTS THE SCISSORS BEFORE STABBING HER WITH THEM ONCE AGAIN! JAY WITH ANOTHER STAB! AND ANOTHER! JAY IS REPEATEDLY STABBING BETHANY IN THE BACK WITH THE SCISSORS, STAYING ON TOP OF HER AS HE KNOWS THAT SHE WILL STRUGGLE TO GET THE LARGER ELITIST OFF OF HER BACK!
Thadd Blazevich: Jay Jerry Johnson gets up and drags Dr. Bethany Blue’s head on top of the railing, AND JAY RAISES BETHANY’S HEAD BEFORE SLAMMING IT DOWN ONTO THE RAILING AS HARD AS HE CAN! Triple J is going back to one of those boxes with all the weapons, meanwhile Beth is looking real out of it, bro! Triple J might be on track to becoming the Hardcore Champion!
Persephone: Well Bethany is starting to get back up since Jay is taking forever to find something. At this point he’s gonna waste his big chance to-
(CRASH!)
Rich Russillo: NO, JAY DIDN’T WASTE TIME AT ALL, AS HE JUST TURNED AND BASHED AN EMPTY GLASS BOTTLE AGAINST THE HEAD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE, SHATTERING THE BOTTLE AS BETHANY COLLAPSES ONCE AGAIN! JAY JERRY JOHNSON LETS GO OF WHAT’S LEFT OF THAT GLASS BOTTLE, AND I THINK HE JUST GOT A BIG IDEA HERE!
Thadd Blazevich: JAY JUST LIFTED BETHANY UP, AND- OH MAN! TRIPLE J WITH A FALCON ARROW TO BETHANY, DROPPING THE CHAMP BACK FIRST ONTO WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE GLASS BOTTLE!!! BETHANY JUST BROKE THE REST OF THE GLASS WITH HER BACK THIS TIME! That couldn’t have felt good.
Persephone: Bethany sits up in pain- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS A MISTAKE ON HER PART, BECAUSE THAT JUST GAVE JAY THE CHANCE TO GRAB THE JUMP ROPE AND PULL IT IN FRONT OF BETHANY’S THROAT! JAY PULLS BACK AND STARTS CHOKING BETHANY, PRESSING HIS KNEE AGAINST HER BACK SO THAT SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS TRAPPED, AND I GUESS SHE’S THE ONE THAT’S GONNA END UP BEING STRANGLED! NOT LIKE THERE’S ANYTHING SHE CAN DO WHEN HER OPPONENT IS TWICE HER SIZE!
Rich Russillo: Jay Jerry Johnson definitely has an advantage in this situation, but Bethany is scrambling, looking for whatever she possibly can use in order to try and free herself from her opponent’s grasp!
Thadd Blazevich: But dude, it looks like she’s too far from the boxes and all of the weapons that were laid out! What if she can’t get out of this, bro??
Persephone: Then Jay will throw her off the scaffold and become the Hardcore Champion, obviously…
Rich Russillo: WELL BEFORE WE GET TO THAT POINT, DR. BETHANY BLUE IS STILL STRUGGLING! BETHANY DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HER CHAMPIONSHIP LIKE THIS, BUT THINGS HAVE DEFINITELY TAKEN A TURN ON THIS ONE AS DR. BETHANY BLUE’S FACE IS STARTING TO LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO HER OPPONENT’S, IN THAT IT IS BEING COVERED IN BLOOD!
Thadd Blazevich: Beth is gonna have to make a move soon, bro! She isn’t gonna be able to remain conscious for much longer, and it won’t be easy taking Jay down with a snapmare like what he did earlier thanks to the position that they’re in!
Persephone: Yeah, looks like that’s it for Bethany. Ah well, I don’t really care if Jay wins the Hardcore Championship. I’m only here to see someone die, and it looks like that’s about to happen-
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND!! DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS ABLE TO PLANT HER RIGHT FOOT ONTO THE GROUND, BEFORE PUSHING HERSELF UP AND TOWARDS THE SIDE RAILING!!
Thadd Blazevich: BETHANY JUST LUNGED INTO THE RAILING AND PULLED TRIPLE J WITH HER, BUT BECAUSE HE WAS USING BOTH HANDS TO STRANGLE BETH WITH THE JUMP ROPE, HE COULDN’T GRAB ONTO THE RAILING TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM FALLING OVER IT!
Persephone: FINALLY, WE’RE GONNA SEE A DEATH!
Rich Russillo: ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE!!! JAY WAS FELL OFF THE SCAFFOLD PLATFORM, BUT HE WAS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE SIDE OF THE SCAFFOLD, HAVING TO LET GO OF THE JUMP ROPE IN ORDER TO DO SO!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS STILL IN THIS ONE, BUT ONLY BARELY AS THESE TWO MAY LITERALLY BE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES RIGHT NOW!
Thadd Blazevich: Dr. Beth just pulled the jump rope off of her since Jay let go of it. Yikes dude, Jay is in a very rough spot. It’s a good thing scaffolds are built like that. If there wasn’t anything on the sides to grab onto, Triple J would totally be a goner right now!
Persephone: Yeah and I would’ve loved seeing him get blown to bits, so that’s unfortunate. Still, he’s somehow gonna have to climb back up, and I don’t think he’ll be able to pull off a trick like Bethany did earlier.
Rich Russillo: Well Jay is slowly beginning to climb anyway, and it looks like he’s not allowing himself to stay in that spot for any reason! Jay is beginning to climb back up, and in the meantime Dr. Bethany Blue is looking for whatever she can get her hands on, knowing that this is the best chance she’ll get to put Jay down!
Thadd Blazevich: Triple J drags himself back to the top of the railing, BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS ABLE TO GET HER HANDS ON A HAMMER, AND SHE USES IT TO SMASH JAY’S LEFT HAND!!!
Persephone: WAIT, NO! HE LETS GO OF THE RAILING WITH HIS LEFT HAND BEFORE THE HAMMER COULD HIT HIM, AND NOW JAY REACHES THROUGH THE RAILING AND GRABS THE PROPOFOL THAT WAS LEFT ON THE FLOOR!
Rich Russillo: JAY QUICKLY PULLS HIMSELF OVER THE RAILING, LUNGING AT BETHANY TO STAB THE SYRINGE INTO HER!!!
Thadd Blazevich: NO WAY! DR. BETH JUST BACKED OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE SYRINGE COULD HIT HER-
Persephone: AND BETHANY KICKS JAY IN THE JAW!!! TJD WHILE JAY IS STILL LEANING ON THE RAILING!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE TJD CONNECTS, AND JAY JERRY JOHNSON FALLS…
Thadd Blazevich: BACK ONTO THE SCAFFOLD!!! MOST OF TRIPLE J’S BODY WAS OVER THE SCAFFOLD, ALLOWING HIM TO FALL FORWARD AND BACK ONTO THE SCAFFOLD WHEN HE GOT SUPER KICKED!! WHEW, WHAT A CLOSE CALL!! THAT WAS GNARLY, BRO!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue doesn’t look happy at all knowing that this match isn’t over with yet. Given both how confident she is in her chances of retaining and how heated things have become between these two, it must be getting increasingly frustrating watching Jay Jerry Johnson constantly fight his way back into this. However, this goes both ways, as somehow these two just refuse to give up despite the fact that one wrong move is all that’s needed to cost them the match!
Thadd Blazevich: I know, right? You could like, trip and fall off that scaffold if you’re not careful, bro. Imagine having to wrestle an entire match like this on top of that scaffold, with all that chaos below it!
Persephone: Everything at the bottom of the scaffold is what I’m here for. The weapons are cool, but I’m ready to see someone die.
Rich Russillo: Well I think Dr. Bethany Blue looks about ready to make sure that this happens. Jay Jerry Johnson hasn’t moved after getting hit with the TJD, and Dr. Bethany Blue just grabs one of the remaining shards of that glass bottle from earlier. One of the only ones big enough to actually hold, I should say. Bethany turns Jay over after picking it up, AND SHE JUST SLICES JAY IN THE CHEST WITH THAT GLASS SHARD, IMMEDIATELY WAKING JAY BACK UP!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BETH JUST GOT UP AND STOMPED TRIPLE J IN THE CHEST, RIGHT WHERE SHE JUST CUT HIM! Jay is holding his chest in pain, and now Bethany slowly begins to drag him up. I think she has some sort of idea.
Persephone: Wait a second… :oh: I know what she’s about to do! SHE’S GOING FOR THAT HEART PUNCH!!!
Rich Russillo: YES, SHE IS! THAT’S CODE BLUE!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: AND IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!!!! TRIPLE J WAS ABLE TO BARELY DUCK DOWN BEFORE LIFTING BETHANY OFF OF HER FEET FOR HEAVEN’S FEEL!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! THAT WAS AN EXTREMELY CLOSE CALL, BUT BETHANY WAS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF JAY’S GRASP WITH A SUNSET FLIP! BETHANY USED IT SIMPLY TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION SINCE THERE ARE NO PINFALLS IN THIS KIND OF MATCH- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT MAY HAVE PROVIDED HER WITH ANOTHER ADVANTAGE AS SHE QUICKLY GRABS JAY BY THE HAND THAT SHE STABBED EARLIER! BETHANY IS TRYING TO DRAG JAY INTO ANOTHER TRIANGLE CHOKE!
Thadd Blazevich: JAY IS ABLE TO GRAB THE PROPOFOL AGAIN THOUGH, AND HE GOES TO STAB BETHANY WITH IT, FORCING BETHANY TO LET GO OF JAY SO SHE CAN STOP HIS HAND! TRIPLE J WAS ABLE TO TURN THINGS AROUND, BRO!
Persephone: BUT NOT FOR LONG! BETHANY WAS ABLE TO RAISE HER LEG AND KICK JAY IN THE LEG, CATCHING HIM OFF GUARD AND ALLOWING BETHANY TO DISARM HIM AGAIN! BETHANY HAS THE SYRINGE AND SHE GOES TO STAB JAY IN THE ARM WITH IT-
Rich Russillo: BUT JAY IS ABLE TO PULL HIS ARM BACK JUST IN TIME! Jay grabs the railing and pulls himself back up, and this allows him to grab that baseball bat that was used earlier. Dr. Bethany Blue sees this, and I think she knows that the propofol isn’t going to be easy to use while Jay has a weapon like that in his hands.
Thadd Blazevich: JAY RUNS IN AND SWINGS AT BETHANY, BUT BETH JUST DUCKED UNDER IT! TRIPLE J HAS HER SCOUTED THOUGH, AND HE IMMEDIATELY TURNS AND SWINGS THE BAT BACKWARDS INTO HER GUT! YIKES, THAT HAD TO HURT BRO! Bethany didn’t drop the propofol though, it looks like she still has plans to use it!
Persephone: Jay tries to swing at Bethany again, BUT BETHANY BLOCKS THE BAT WITH HER ARM! BETHANY SHOVES IT AWAY AND FORCES JAY TO DROP IT, AND NOW SHE TRIES TO GRAB JAY-
Rich Russillo: BUT JAY USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO DOWN, AND BEGIN LIFTING BETHANY UP FOR HEAVEN’S FEEL-
(STAB!)
Rich Russillo: :krabs:
Thadd Blazevich: UH OH!!!
Persephone: FINALLY!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST STABBED THE SYRINGE INTO JAY JERRY JOHNSON’S SHOULDER!! SHE JUST INJECTED HIM WITH THE PROPOFOL!!!!
Rich Russillo: JAY JERRY JOHNSON INVOLUNTARILY DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, LETTING GO OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!
Thadd Blazevich: TRIPLE J IS TOTALLY OUT OF ACTION!!! BETHANY FOUND HER OPENING, AND I THINK SHE KNOWS THIS ONE IS OVER!!
Persephone: Bethany just grabbed that glass shard from before, and now she pulls Jay by his arm, BEFORE BEGINNING TO CARVE SOMETHING INTO HIS SHOULDER, RIGHT AROUND THE SPOT WHERE SHE STABBED HIM WITH THE PROPOFOL! This is great. What’s she carving into him, though?
Rich Russillo: Wow, I think I have a pretty good idea of what! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST CARVED “M.D” INTO JAY JERRY JOHNSON’S SHOULDER!
Thadd Blazevich: Wow, dude. Beth has a large grin on her face, probably cause things totally went her way. Guess she was right about Triple J after all!
Persephone: Dr. Bethany Blue drags Jay up, AND SHE STARTS TO JUST REPEATEDLY KNEE HIM IN THE FACE! BETHANY KNEES HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, and Jay can’t even fight back! She’s basically torturing him, this is pretty good! Bethany lets go of Jay, and now she’s picking up that baseball bat from before, probably so she can-
(STAB!)
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND! BETHANY WAS GOING TO PICK UP THE BASEBALL BAT, BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON WHILE ON THE FLOOR JUST STABBED HER IN THE LEG WITH A PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS!!!
Rich Russillo: JAY PULLS THE GLASS OUT OF BETHANY’S LEG, AND I THINK ALL THOSE KNEES TO THE FACE MUST’VE FINALLY WOKEN JAY UP, EVEN IF HE IS STILL SLUGGISH!
Thadd Blazevich: Jay pushes himself up to a knee, AND HE’S ABLE TO STAB BETHANY IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE GLASS!! HE JUST STABBED HER IN THE STOMACH, BRO!
Persephone: That clearly hurt Bethany, but I don’t know if that’s gonna be enough to stop her when there’s a baseball bat right by her-
Rich Russillo: JAY KNEW THAT, AND JUST AS BETHANY PULLED OUT THE GLASS, JAY GRABBED THE SCISSORS AND STABBED THAT INTO HER ARM!!!
Thadd Blazevich: BETHANY STUMBLES BACKWARDS IN PAIN AS SHE HOLDS HER ARM, AND THIS BUYS TRIPLE J A BIT OF TIME TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET USING THE RAILING! THAT WAS AWESOME, DUDE!
Rich Russillo: JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS ABLE TO HIT BETHANY WITH A RIGHT HAND, BUT BETHANY KICKS JAY IN THE MIDSECTION, BUYING HER TIME TO PULL THE SCISSORS OUT OF HER ARM! BEFORE SHE COULD USE THEM THOUGH, JAY IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT, FORCING BETHANY TO DROP THEM AS THEY NEARLY FALL OFF THE SCAFFOLD!
Thadd Blazevich: Triple J stumbles forward, BUT THE CHAMP TURNS AND HITS HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW USING HER GOOD ARM! YIKES, THAT CLEARLY DID SOME DAMAGE! I THINK JAY IS STILL MESSED UP FROM THAT PROPOFOL, SO HE’S TOTALLY HAVING TROUBLE EVEN TRYING TO STAND RIGHT NOW! THIS IS A CRAZY DANGEROUS SPOT FOR THESE TWO RIGHT NOW! AT ANY TIME ONE OF THEM COULD GET SENT OVER THE RAILING AND OFF THE SCAFFOLD!
Persephone: BETHANY GRABS JAY, AND SHE PULLS HIM INTO A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! BETHANY TRIES TO SLAM HIS FACE INTO THE RAILING AFTER THAT, BUT JAY IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH AN ELBOW TO THE GUT, BEFORE DRAGGING BETHANY DOWN AND PULLING HER HEAD INTO THE RAILING INSTEAD! Bethany definitely just had her lights knocked out!
Rich Russillo: Yeah… AND I THINK JAY JERRY JOHNSON ISN’T LOOKING TO WASTE ANYMORE TIME!!! JAY DRAGS BETHANY BACK UP TO HER FEET, BEFORE FINALLY RUNNING IN AND SENDING DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!
Thadd Blazevich: NO!!!!
Persephone: BETHANY TURNED IT AROUND, SENDING JAY JERRY JOHNSON OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD INSTEAD!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT JAY BARELY HANGS ON!!!!! JAY MADE A MISCALCULATION AND IT NEARLY COST HIM!! JAY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, MEANWHILE DR. BETHANY BLUE SLOWLY PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET, KNOWING THAT IF NOT FOR THAT MISTAKE, THIS MATCH MAY HAVE BEEN OVER RIGHT NOW! Jay Jerry Johnson is struggling right now, both because of that propofol, and the fact that his shoulder has been damaged by Bethany!
Thadd Blazevich: Jay is trying to slowly pull himself back up, but he doesn’t have the same strength he had earlier in this match. He’s moving way slower bro, like way slower. If anything gets in the way, I don’t even think he’ll be able to get back up!
(It is just then that Jay Jerry Johnson is able to get his hands back on the top of the railing, pulling himself up.)
(However, once he makes it to the top of the railing, he looks up, seeing the Hardcore Champion with a wide grin on her face covered with blood, as she looks down on her challenger.)
(STOMP!)
(STOMP!)
(STOMP!)
(STOMP!)
(STOMP!)
(STOMP!)
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE IS STOMPING ON JAY’S DAMAGED SHOULDER!!! SHE IS STOMPING DIRECTLY ONTO THE “M.D” THAT SHE CARVED INTO HIM!!!
Thadd Blazevich: YEAH BRO, AND THAT’S TOO MUCH FOR HIM!!! JAY CAN’T HANG ON LIKE THIS!
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE BACKS UP, BEFORE RUNNING IN AND DELIVERING ONE MORE HUGE STOMP, FORCING JAY JERRY JOHNSON TO LET GO OF THE RAILING!!!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON LETS GO OF THE RAILING, FALLING OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD, AND DIRECTLY INTO THE-
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… Here is your winner… AAANNNDDDD STTTTIILLLLLLLL YOUR HARDCORE CHAMPION….. DOCTOR BEEEEEETTTHHHHAAAAAAANNNNYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(The explosion was none other than the C-4’s in the pit below the scaffold. After the explosion smoke has filled the stadium, but as it slowly clears out, Jay Jerry Johnson can be seen laid out in the pit, right on top of the broken glass, nails, syringes and more. The camera pans back to Dr. Bethany Blue, who collapses onto the scaffold as she sits there. She takes some time to catch her breath after the match she had just been through, but before you know it, a psychotic laugh begins to fill the stadium, as Dr. Bethany Blue was able to get the last laugh.)
Rich Russillo: Oh no. We need to get Jay Jerry Johnson some help as soon as possible, but I suppose they knew exactly what they were getting into. This was meant to be the final stipulation for Three Stages of Hell, but Captain Charisma decided to combine the stages into this match, taking things up a notch after the brawl earlier!
Thadd Blazevich: That match was wild bro. I think Triple J might’ve actually died! They were going all back and forth and stuff, and like, I thought Jay had in at times! It really coulda went either way, but the Champ gets it done! That was insane.
Persephone: I think you’re right. Jay might’ve actually died, AND THAT’S GREAT! I’m so glad we got to see that. I wasn’t sure about it at first, but I’m glad we got straight to this stipulation. If it was the third match in Three Stages of Hell, there was always the chance it might not have made it this far.
Rich Russillo: Well, one thing is for sure. Dr. Bethany Blue retains the Hardcore Championship, but it was most certainly nowhere near as easy as she anticipated. Still, congratulations to Dr. Bethany Blue!
(Dr. Bethany Blue remains at the top of the scaffold, laughing as the medical team can be seen making their way down the ramp. They’re staring at the death pit, unsure of how they’re going to get Jay Jerry Johnson out of that safely. As Dr. Bethany Blue celebrates her victory as much as she can in her condition, the camera begins to fade away from ringside.)
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(After the match graphic flashes on the screen, Bella Braxton looks into the camera and smiles.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAIPEI DEATH-MATCH SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S FOR THE 24/7 CONTRACT!!
(‘RUNITUP’ by Tyler, The Creator ft. Teezo Touchdown begins to blast through the P.A System here in Tokyo, Japan as out comes Cosmo Goldworthy. Cosmo looks ready and determined to win as he scans the stadium, coming out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring!)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Hailing from The Golden State… weighing in at 220 pounds… COSMO “MONEY MO” GOLDWORTHY!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo Goldworthy had made his intentions clear this season that he isn’t messing around, that he’s going to make sure that he’s looking to make an impact and fast and doesn’t plan on leaving this season empty handed. It all seemed fair until Kai Rabeaux decided to interrupt his interview and ever since then there has been constant issues between the both of them, especially with how Kai has ridiculed Cosmo for not having done anything here in EAW.
Thadd Blazevich: While Kai thinks what he says is true, Cosmo is looking to make him eat his words and take that 24/7 contract away from him and hold the power that brah Kai Rabeaux has right now.
Persephone: Nobody is your brah!
Thadd Blazevich: Everyone is my brah, brah!
(Cosmo makes his entrance as he soon enters the ring as he looks focused and ready for the fight that’s about to take place as his music soon begins to fade away. ‘Burn in My Light’ by Mercy Drive then begins to play in the stadium as out-comes Kai Rabeaux, coming out to a chorus of boos. He looks around, holding on to his 24/7 contract before making it down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from New York City, New York… weighting in at 230 pounds…. HE IS THE FORERUNNER… THE CURRENT HOLDER OF THE 24/7 CONTRACT… KAI RABEAUX!!!
Rich Russillo: Kai came into Pain for Pride last season and achieved something that only a select few have done and that is win the 24/7 Battle Royal at Pain for Pride and thus earning him that 24/7 contract that he can use anytime. Kai has the luxury that most don’t when holding that contract and it should be noted that any champion should be put on notice when that 24/7 contract holder is lurking and by how this rivalry has escalated, Cosmo is looking to take that contract away from someone he believes shouldn’t be holding it.
Thadd Blazevich: You said it best bro, Kai’s attitude towards Cosmo has resulted in Cosmo seeing if Kai can back up what he says and puts his 24/7 contract on the line. In my opinion bros, I don’t know what Kai has signed himself up for in this Taipei Deathmatch.
Persephone: He didn’t sign up for this you idiot, it was from the wheel of death!
Thadd Blazevich: Same thing dude!
( Kai makes his entrance as Cosmo stares deep into Kai. Rabeaux enters the ring as both competitors go to the opposite ends of a corner as they are being taped up and glued with broken glass being stuck to their hands. Kai’s music begins to fade off and as soon as that process of tapes and glasses being glued are done the referee signals for the bell as this Taipei Deathmatch begins! )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO! This Taipei Deathmatch begins as we can see Cosmo and Kai’s hands taped with those broken glass glued on!! They’re going to destroy one another as these two are circling each other, waiting for someone to strike first in this contest!
Thadd Blazevich: If I was in this situation dudes I would be kicking it right now man as YES! COSMO GOES RIGHT AFTER KAI WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE!!!
Persephone: Look you idiot, Kai dodged that maneuver as he goes to the other end of the corner ring post and now he’s going straight to cosmo with A PUNCH OF HIS OWN!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT COSMO SEES THAT COMING AS HE LANDS A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KAI RABEAUX!! KAI IS SENT TO THE CORNER AS NOW COSMO CLIMBS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE’S LOOKING TO NAIL A HUGE PUNCH TO KAI’S HEAD!!
Thadd Blazevich: WAIT A SECOND BROS!!! KAI MANAGES TO GET OUT OF HIS SITUATION AND LANDS THE FIRST BROKEN GLASS PUNCH TO COSMO’S BACK!!! YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD TRICKLING AND POURING BEHIND HIS BACK BRAH!!!
Persephone: Cosmo’s back is going to be looking a game of connect four as Kai heads to the middle rope and– GOES FOR A MIDDLE ROPE HALF AND HALF SUPLEX TO COSMO GOLDWORTHY!!!
Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS! AS COSMO LANDS STRAIGHT ON HIS HEAD AS NOW KAI GOES FOR THE COVER IN THIS MATCH!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWW-
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO GETS THE SHOULDERS UP AT TWO DUDES! Would have been an early match if it ended that quick!
(We then cut to the backstage as we see EAW New Breed Champion Ashlynn Quinn watching backstage on a TV Monitor. She has her finger in her lips as she’s watching closely of this match that’s going down right now at Bloodsport, we then cut right back to the action in the ring.)
Rich Russillo: As you can see Ashlynn Quinn is quite interested in the match that’s taking place right now in the ring between Kai and Cosmo.
Persephone: I think Ashlynn is paying attention to the 24/7 Contract holder quite heavily and what he—
Thadd Blazevich: I don’t think you can finish that sentence dude.
Persephone: I was going to say what he possesses you stoner freak. The winner can always cash in on her, did you forget?
Rich Russillo: …Anyways! Kai is now grabbing the neck of Cosmo Goldworthy as he locks in tight with a headlock as he’s looking to squeeze more life out of Mo Money! He has that snatched in deep on Cosmo!
Thadd Blazevich: Cosmo breaks it off dudes! He lands some gnarly looking elbows to the ribcage of Kai as he right up to his feet and lands– A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!!! KAI IS STUNNED AS HELL BROS AS NOW–
Persephone: COSMO NOW HOLDS A CHARGED UP PUNCH TO THE FACE OF KAI RABEAUX!!!! HE NAILS IT AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!!!
Rich Russillo: COSMO IS FEELING HIMSELF HERE AS LOOK AT KAI!!
(The 24/7 Contract Holder appears to be bleeding now on his forehead as it’s covering his face! Blood is already pouring out in the early goings of this match.)
Thadd Blazevich: Cosmo turns Kai around and lands a JUMPING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT ON HIS FACE DUDE! KAI IS ON ANOTHER PLANET RIGHT NOW BRAH!!
Persephone: Another planet like yourself as now Cosmo– LANDS A SNAP SUPLEX TO KAI RABEAUX!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON MR. BALDY!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: KAI KICKS OUT!! AS COSMO WASTES NO AS HE GOES RIGHT INTO A SUBMISSION HOLD!! HE HAS CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!! THIS IS EVEN MORE DAMAGING TO KAI’S FACE AS THE GLASS GLUED TO HIS HANDS ARE SMASHING WITH KAI’S FACE!!!
Thadd Blazevich: MORE BLOOD IS DRIPPING OUT OF KAI’S FACE DUDE!!
Persephone: COSMO HAS THAT CROSSFACED LOCKED IN AND—
Rich Russillo: KAI SHIFTS HIS BODYWEIGHT AS HE NOW HE’S GOT COSMO’S SHOULDER PINNED TO THE MAT!! THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO BRO KICKED OUT BUT THAT ALLOWED KAI TO GET OUT OF THE CROSSFACE!!! COSMO BRAH IS GOING RIGHT AT KAI AND—
Persephone: SUPERKICK FROM KAI! IT NAILS RIGHT ON THE CHROME OF COSMO! I BET THAT MADE YOU DIZZY, HUH THADD?
Rich Russillo: Cosmo is stunned as Kai brings Cosmo up and— GOES RIGHT INTO A DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX! IT SPIKES COSMO AS NOW KAI GOES FOR THE COVER ON MO MONEY!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO KICKS OUT!! I don’t think it matters to Kai bro as he’s mounted on top of him and—- IS LAYING COSMO STRAIGHT WITH GROUNDED MOUNTED PUNCHES TO HIS FACE!!! THE GLASS IS SMASHING TOGETHER ON COSMO FACE DUDES OH BRAH!!!
Persephone: “Mo Money” or whatever he’s called may need plastic surgery because god damn he’s bleeding everywhere from his face from Kai Rabeaux! Kai looks like a man possessed as he looks into the crowd!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rich Russillo: Not a popular name here in Toyko for Kai as he doesn’t seem to care too much as now he’s taken full control of this match! He’s laying in some stomps to not just Cosmo’s bloodied face but to his shoulders as well!
Thadd Blazevich: Now it seems like Kai is targeting the right arm of Cosmo bro! He’s laying in with some standing elbow drops to that arm, really damaging it dudes!
Persephone: Yeah, no shit idiot.
Rich Russillo: Kai now brings Cosmo right back to his feet as— HE’S GOING FOR ANOTHER HALF AND HALF SUPLEX TO COSMO AND—
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO REVERSES IT BRO!! HE GOES FOR A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX OF HIS OWN BRAH!!!
Persephone: KAI REVERES THAT ATTEMPT THOUGH AS HE NAILS COSMO ONCE AGAIN WITH THE GULED ON BROKEN GLASS ON HIS TAPED FIST PUNCH! KAI NOW HAS COSMO IN A GERMAN SUPLEX AND HITS IT!!
Rich Russillo: NO HE DOESN’T!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING APPLIED TO KAI!! COSMO COULD TRANSITION THIS INTO THE ECSTASY OF HOLD TIGER SUPLEX!!!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI GETS OUT OF IT QUICKLY BRO. NOBODY IN THE ARENA LIKES THAT DUDES!!! KAI ROLLS OUT THE RING!!
Persephone: Maybe he needs to drink some water, I don’t know.
Rich Russillo: Kai is not alone though as Cosmo soon joins him as they have now taken their battle to the outside!!! THEY ARE THROWING PUNCHES AND FOREARM SHOTS WITH THEIR BROKEN GLASS STILL ATTACHED TO THEIR FISTS!! LEFTS FROM KAI!! LEFTS FROM COSMO!!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI BRO GOES FOR A KNEE STRIKE!!! BUT COSMO BLOCKS IT WITH HIS FOREARMS!!! KAI FEELS THE SHARDS TO HIS KNEE!!
Persephone: COSMO TAKES ADVANTAGE AS HE GOES STRAIGHT INTO A CHOP BLOCK!! HE BRINGS KAI RABEAUX TO HIS KNEES NOW AS HE BRINGS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET AND–
Rich Russillo: GERMAN SUPLEX!!! GERMAN SUPLEX FROM COSMO TO THE OUTSIDE TO KAI RABEAUX!!!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI IS DOWN AND OUT AS NOW IT LOOKS LIKE COSMO IS LOOKIN FOR SOMETHING DOWNNEATH THE RING BRO! HE’S GOTTA BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING RIGHT?
Persephone: Maybe he’ll get out your bong or something.
Rich Russillo: It’s definitely not a bong, it’s– A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!! COSMO’S CRIMSON MASK IS LOOKING AT THE BAT WITH A SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING AS HE LOOKS BACK AT KAI!! COSMO IS APPROACHING KAI WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT AND SWINGS IT!!
Thadd Blazevich: IT MISSES DUDE!!! KAI NAILS COSMO STRAIGHT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! COSMO DROPS THE BAT AS NOW KAI HAS IT AND— HE’S NAILING COSMO’S STOMACH WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!!!
Persephone: EVEN MORE CUTS AND BLEEDING NOT JUST FROM COSMO’S BACK BUT FROM HIS STOMACH AREA AS WELL! IT LOOKS LIKE THEY NOW MADE IT TO THE BARRICADE AREA AS KAI—
Rich Russillo: HE NAILS A BIG BOOT WHICH SEND HIM AND COSMO RIGHT INTO THE CROWD!! THEY HAVE NOW TAKEN THIS TAIPEI DEATHMATCH INTO THE AUDIENCE!!
Persephone: They better pray none of that glass gets into any of those in the crowd otherwise we are going to be sued like crazy.
Thadd Blazevich: Trust me dudes, I have been here before. Competing in these types of deathmatches in Japan, I think most in the audience know to keep themselves safe! Just another rad fact from your awesomest bro!!
Persephone: ???
Rich Russillo: We appreciate the insight Thadd as both Cosmo and Kai are right back to their fight as they are now fighting amongst the crowd here inside the Tokyo Dome!! Throwing their taped and glued broken glass shards at each other!
Thadd Blazevich: LEFTS FROM KAI! RIGHTS FROM COSMO!! THEY ARE BRAWLING IN THIS MASSIVE STADIUM WHERE ALL THE FANS ARE!!
Persephone: It looks like they have made it to the guardrail section where the mid section of the fans are setting!! They’re right in front of a set of stairs as– COSMO IS TRYING TO GO FOR AN IMPLANT DDT ON THE STAIRS!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: NO DUDE! KAI REVERSES IT AS HE—
Rich Russillo: HEADBUTT!! HEADBUTT FROM KAI TO COSMO AS THE BLOODY COMPETITORS MAKE CONTACT AS THEIR SKULLS CONNECT!! KAI IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AND–
Persephone: HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB RIGHT ON THE STAIRS!!!! YOU CAN HEAR A LOUD THUD BE HEARD TO COSMO AS EVERYONE IN THE TOKYO DOME GASP AT WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
Thadd Blazevich: You can see it in the face of Cosmo dude! He looks like he just got shot from a bullet taking that Powerbomb on that set of stairs!!
Rich Russillo: Kai brings Cosmo right back to his feet as he throws him onto the concrete floor here at Tokyo Dome! Kai is nailing some shots to the back of Cosmo as they are looking towards the stage—
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO JUST THREW A BEER BOTTLE RIGHT ON KAI’S FACE BRO HE MUST HAVE SWIPED IT FROM A FAN AS NOW BLOOD IS TRICKLING DOWN KAI’S HEAD!!!
Persephone: NOW COSMO HAS A HOLD OF KAI AS HE’S BRINGING HIM TO THE STAGE AREA AND—
Rich Russillo: COSMO CHUCKS KAI RIGHT INTO SIDE OF THE STAGE RAMP AS HE GOES CRASHING THROUGH IT!!! THEY HAVE TAKEN THIS FIGHT FROM THE CROWD ALL THE WAY TO THE STAGE AREA!!!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI ISN’T DYING YET DUDE AS HE NAILS A BIG BOOT TO COSMO AS THESE TWO ARE THROWING PUNCHES AND FOREARMS AS THEY MADE IT UP TOP TO WHERE THE STAGE IS!!!
Persephone: KAI HAS GRABS A HOLD OF KAI LOOKING TO LAND ANOTHER VERTICAL SUPLEX THIS TIME ON THE STAGE ITSELF AND—
Rich Russillo: COSMO HE GETS OUT AND— SCORPION KICK!! IT LANDS FROM COSMO AS HE PICKS UP KAI AND—
Thadd Blazevich: DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT ON TOP THE STAGE!! A LOUD METAL NOISE CAN BE HEARD AS KAI LANDS STRAIGHT ON HIS BACK!!
Persephone: COSMO BRINGS KAI BACK TO HIS FEET AND LANDS A JAB RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AS THE GLASS MAKES CONTACT WITH KAI AS THEY ARE FIGHTING DOWN THE RAMP!!!
Rich Russillo: COSMO HAS KAI IN POSITION AS HE GOES FOR A DIVING SHOULDER TACKLE AND—
Thadd Blazevich: KAI CATCHES COSMO AND LANDS A OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE RAMP BOTH MEN GO DOWN
Persephone: THIS HAS BEEN WILD BRAWL SO FAR IN THIS MATCH AS NOW THEY BOTH HAVE MADE IT BACK TO RINGSIDE AS A CONSCIOUS YET BLOODY KAI RABEAUX LOOKS UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR SOMETHING AND—
Rich Russillo: IT’S A GLASS TABLE!!! GLASS TABLE HAS KAI WITH WHATEVER STRENGTHS HE HAS LEFT BRINGS THE GLASS TABLE TO HIM IN THE RING!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI ISN’T DONE LOOKING FOR OBJECTS TO USE ON COSMO GOLDWORTHY AS HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE AND—
Persephone: HE HAS A WHITE BAG?? ITS SEALED SHUT AS WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COULD BE IN THERE, MAYBE ITS ONE OF THADD’S SPECIAL DEVICES !
Thadd Blazevich: Nah, I don’t think so bronette.
Rich Russillo: KAI PUTS IN THE RING AS HE’S LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ITEM TO USE AS HE BRINGS OUT—
Thadd Blazevich: SINGAPORE CANE! KAI HAS IT OUT AND…
Persephone: COSMO TAKES IT RIGHT FROM KAI AND NAILS STRAIGHT INTO HIS RIBCAGE!! KAI IS REVELING IN THE PAIN FROM COSMO AS COSMO TAKES THE SINGAPORE CANE—
Rich Russillo: HE’S BENDING IT PRESSING IT INTO THE RIBCAGE OF KAI, EVEN MORE PAIN GOING TOWARDS THE CURRENT 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO BRO IS SHOWING NO MERCY AS HES TAKING THE BITS OF THE SINGAPORE CANE AND MIXING IT WITH THE GLASS THATS TAPED TO HIS FISTS!!!
Persephone: You probably got experience mixing different minerals huh Thads as now cosmo is graining his right fist all over Kai’s ribcage!!!! SO DISGUSTING BUT YET SO BEAUTIFUL
Rich Russillo: COSMO WHIPS KAI BACK INTO THE RING AS COSMO GOES ALL TO THE TOP ROPE AND—
Thadd Blazevich: DIVING HEADBUTT!!! DIVING HEATBUTT DELIVERED TO KAI RABEAUX AS COSMO GOLDWORTHY GOES FOR THE COVER IN THIS MATCH!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Persephone: KAI KICKS OUT!!! AS COSMO GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND GOES RIGHT INTO A FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!! COSMO HAD TARGETED THE RIGHT KNEE EARLIER IN THE MATCH AND NOW HAS THE LEGLOCK IN DEEP!!
Rich Russillo: KAI IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS COSMO IS LOOKING TO MAKE HIM TAP RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! IS KAI GOING TAP HERE???
Persephone: NO BRO! KAI SHIFTS HIS BODYWEIGHT AS HE HAS COSMO SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE SUBMISSION IS BROKEN UP! THAT WAS CLOSE FOR KAI, ANY LONGER THAN THAT AND HE COULD HAVE TAPPED AND WE WOULD HAVE HAD A NEW 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!!
Thadd Blazevich: Both dudes are getting back up to their feet as Cosmo stares right into Kai’s eyes as Cosmo goes straight for a roundhouse kick!!!
Rich Russillo: NO THADD, IT’S BLOCKED BY KAI!
Persephone: KAI BLOCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS KAI NOW GOES FOR A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO DODGES THAT ONE AS HE NAILS RIGHT INTO SLAP RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! COSMO RUN TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND—
Rich Russillo: IS MET WITH A BIG BOOT FROM KAI RABEAUX!!! KAI THEN GOES TO THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF AND—
Thadd Blazevich: CRYSTAL KINGDOM CUTTER!!! CKC CONNECTS!!! THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER DELIVERS PERFECTLY TO COSMO DUDES AS NOW KAI GOES FOR THE COVER IN THIS MATCH!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: COSMO GETS THE SHOULDERS UP!!! COSMO IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH AS KAI LOOKS TO HAVE ANNOYED STINKY LOOK ON HIS FACE!!
Rich Russillo: KAI BRINGS COSMO UP TO HIS KNEES AS HE LOOKS TO GO FOR… YES THE BLADE OF BABYLON!! THE FRONT FACING BACK ELBOW STRIKE!! HES GOING TO NAIL IT RIGHT IN THE BACK OF COSMO’S HEAD!!
Thadd Blazevich: WAIT NO! COSMO DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ATTEMPT AS HE GOES RIGHT INTO A ROLLUP PIN!! THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT IS THIS OVER???
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: KAI GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS HE QUICKLY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND—
Rich Russillo: DANCE MACABRE!!! THE SPRINGBOARD DDT CONNECTS AS COSMO MANAGED TO RUN TOWARDS AND LAND THAT SPRINGBOARD DDT TO KAI RABEAUX AS HE MAKES YET ANOTHER COVER!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!! SOME CLOSE CALLS THERE BUT BOTH COMPETITORS ARE STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCHUP!!! COSMO LOOKS DISTRAIGHT AS—
Persephone: IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS THE EYES UP TO THE RING POST AS COSMO IS LOOKING TO HIGH IN THE AIR ONCE MORE!!!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo is climbing the top rope as he waits for Kai to get up on his own two feet and— GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA!!!……..
Thadd Blazevich: KAI CATCHES ME IN MIDAIR AND LANDS ANOTHER HIGH ANGLED POWERBOMB!! COSMO GOES STRAIGHT DOWN ON THE MATT AS KAI GETS A COVER ON HIM NOW!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: KICK OUT!!! COSMO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS KAI IS ANGRY WITH HIMSELF!!! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT!
Rich Russillo: Kai brings Cosmo back to his feet as positions him trying to go for another german suplex here as Kai goes for it—
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO COUNTERS IT AS HE TURNS KAI AROUND TO HIM AND LANDS A GAMENGIRI BRO!!! KAI IS STUNNED AS COSMO DELIVERS—
Persephone: SWINGING NECKBREAKER TO KAI RABEAUX!! COSMO DELIVERS THAT MOVE AND—
Rich Russillo: SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! COSMO RAN UP TO THE ROPES AND LANDS THAT SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO KAI AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: Kick out dude!!! Cosmo wastes no time as he once again brings Kai Rabeaux to his feet and— NAILS HIM WITH A VICIOUS DRAGON SCREW LEGWHIP!! THAT SAME RIGHT KNEE THAT WAS BEING TARGETED IN THIS MATCH!!
Persephone: Cosmo is now heading towards the corner as— YES HE’S CHARGING UP! HE LOOKS TO LAND THE COLDEST WINTER!! THE SPEAR TO KAI AND IF HE CAN HIT THIS, HE COULD WIN THIS MATCH AND THE 24/7 CONTRACT! KAI GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND COSMO CHARGES AT HIM!!!
Rich Russillo: PENALTY KICK!!!! PENALTY KICK FROM KAI AS IT HITS COSMO RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! COSMO IS DAZED AS KAI LANDS VICIOUS PUNCHES USING THE TAPED UP GLUED GLASS AS IT GETS COSMO INTO A CORNER! KAI TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND—
Thadd Blazevich: HOLLOW POINT!!! THE RUNNING HIGH KICK IN THE CORNER CONNECTS TO COSMO AS HE FLOPS TO THE GROUND AS KAI HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE WIN!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: COSMO GETS THE SHOULDERS UP!!! BIG MOVE AFTER BIG MOVE BEING DISPLAYED BY BOTH COMPETITORS AND YET THEY ARE STILL FIGHTING IN THIS MATCH!!!
(Kai notices the white bag that is still there that he placed earlier in the match.)
Thadd Blazevich: LOOK AT KAI’S EYES BRO! HES LOOKING AT THAT WHITE AS KAI IS CRAWLING TOWARDS IT AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF IT! HES BRINGING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE LOSES UP THE BAG AND—
Persephone: RUSTY NAILS, THUMBTACKS AND BROKEN GLASS!! A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE IN ONE IS PLACED RIGHT ON THE CANVAS! SUCH A TASTY COMBO YUMMY
Rich Russillo: KAI HAS SOME DANGEROUS THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD BROS AS HE BRINGS COSMO UP TO HIS FEET AND HES LOOKING TO A VERTICAL SUPLEX ONTO THOSE NAILS THUMBTACKS AND BROKEN GLASS!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO BLOCKS IT AS HE BRINGS HIMSELF AS NOW HE’S TRYING TO LIFT KAI TO LAND AN INVERTED SUPLEX SO KAI CAN GO STOMACH FIRST ONTO THOSE PIECES!!
Persephone: KAI KEEPS HIS BALANCE AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEER AND LANDS A KNEE STRAIGHT TO ABDOMEN OF COSMO GOLDWORTHY! COSMO FEELS THE PAIN OF THAT KNEE AS NOW KAI TURNS COSMO AROUND AND GOES FOR A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!!!
Rich Russillo: NO LOOK! COSMO LANDS ON HIS FEET AND MANAGED TO AVOID LANDING ON THE NAILS, TACKS AND GLASS AS COSMO JUMPS AHEAD OF WHERE THOSE ITEMS TO GRAB A HOLD OF KAI AND—-
Thadd Blazevich: CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!! COSMO HAS BACK LOCKED IN TO KAI AS ONCE AGAIN THE HOLD AS THOSE GULED UP GLASSES GRAINING THE FACE KAI!! COSMO TRANSITIONS TO ANOTHER MOVE AND—
Rich Russillo: ECSTASY OF GOLD ONTO THE NAILS, TACKS AND GLASS AS KAI LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK AND BACK OF ALL THOSE ITEMS!! THE CROWD HERE IN JAPAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS COSMO STILL HAS CONNECTED AND IS GOING FOR THE WIN!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: ………………
Referee: ………………
Persephone: you have to be shitting me…
Rich Russillo: KAI KICKS OUT!!!! KAI SOMEHOW SOMEWAY GOT HIS SHOULDERS UP IN TIME AS HE STAYS ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!!!! COSMO CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE IS IRATE!!! HE THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT WAS GOING TO IT FOR KAI RABEAUX BUT IT’S NOT!
Thadd Blazevich: Cosmo wants to become the holder of that 24/7 contract, it’s what holds a guaranteed title match of the winners dudes, choosing and that type of opportunity can help him out especially on becoming a champion.
Persephone: Cosmo is now going outside the ring, looking for something else that he can use to damage Kai more. He’s looking and looking and…
Rich Russillo: LIGHTUBE!! COSMO HAS OUT A LIGHTUBE AS THIS IS WHAT HE NEEDS TO SHATTER KAI EVEN MORE AS HE ENTERS THE RING AND—-
Thadd Blazevich: RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!! IT LANDS AS IT SMASHES THE LIGHTUBE RIGHT ON COSMO’S FACE!! INCREDIBLE TIMING FROM KAI RABEAUX AS NOW COSMO RIGHT ON HIS KNEES! KAI TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND!!!
Rich Russillo: BLADE OF BABYLON!!!!!! FRONT FACING ELBOW STRIKES CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE HEAD COSMO!! THE FINISH TOUCH FOR KAI AS THIS HAS TO BE OVER NOW!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: ………………
Referee: ………………
Referee: ………………
Persephone: WHAT?????
Rich Russillo: COSMO KICKS OUT OF THE BLADE OF BABYLON!!! SOMEHOW SOMEWAY HES STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: KAI IS IN UTTER DISBELIEF!!! COSMO KICKED OUT OF THE BLADE OF BABYLON AND KAI IS BEYOND ANGRY!!
Rich Russillo: KAI BRINGS COSMO UP AS HE HAS HIM IN POSISTION— OH MY GOD!! KAI IS GOING FOR THE KINGSTONE PILEDRIVER!! THE SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER AS LANDING THIS COULD SEAL THE DEAL FOR KAI AS KAI HAS HIM IN THE TOMBSTONE POSITION AND—
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO GETS OUT!! HE KNEED KAI RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AS HE SLIPS AWAY FROM BEING HIT! COSMO RUNS FROM THE ROPES AND BACK AS KAI TURNS OUT LOOKING TO LAND A CHARGED UP ELBOW—-
Persephone: COLDEST WINTER!!!! THE SPEAR CONNECTS TO KAI!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! COSMO GOES FOR THE COVER!!! WIN! WIN! WIN!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: ………………
Referee: ………………
Referee: ………………
Persephone: Jesus fucking christ
Rich Russillo: KAI KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!!!!! THESE TWO CANNOT GIVE UP!! THEY ARE RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE AT THIS POINT AS COSMO AND KAI LYING ON THE FLOOR AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO IS THE FIRST TO GET ON HIS KNEES FOLLOWED BY KAI AS HE LANDS A STIFF SHOT TO KAI!!
Persephone: KAI RESPONDS BACK TO SHOT ON HIS OWN!! NOW COSMO AGAIN! NOW KAI!! TAIPEI PUNCHES BEING THROWN LIKE BOMBS PEW PEW PEW!!
Rich Russillo: COSMO GET BETTER OF THE EXCHANGE AS HE HEAD TO THE APRON AND— YES HES GOING FOR GOLD RUSH!!! THE FRONT FLIP INTO A LARAIT!! CONNECTS THIS WITH THE GLASS ATTACHED TO HIS TAPE AND IT COULD BE OVER FOR KAI!! COSMO FLIPS OVER AND—-
Thadd Blazevich: SUPERKICK!!! IT CONNECTS!! COSMO IS DAZED AS KAI RUNS FROM THE ROPES AND BACK AND GOES FOR BLADES OF—
Persephone: NOPE! READY TO DIE!!!! THE TORNADO KICK CRACKS KAI RIGHT INTO THE SKULL!!! COSMO DELIVERS IT BUT HES NOT GOING FOR THE PIN? THE HELL IS HE DOING???
Rich Russillo: COSMO DOESN’T WANT ANOTHER KICK HE’S SCANNING FOR—
Thadd Blazevich: THE GLASS TABLE!! COSMO HAS HIS EYES ON THAT GLASS TABLE AS HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO!!!
Persephone: COSMO BRINGS BALDY KAI TO THE GLASS TABLE HE SET HIM ON THERE AND I DON’T THINK KAI IS MOVING WHAT SO EVER!!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo is going to the top rope and– IT’S LOOKING LIKE HE’S GOING TO HIT COSMOLOGY!!! THE TOP ROPE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! LANDING THIS MOVE ONTO GLASS TABLE MIGHT BE THE END FOR KAI!!
Persephone: COME ON END THIS!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO IS GOING TO FOR–
( all of a sudden boos would start to emerge from the crowd as someone appears… )
Thadd Blazevich: OH COME ON!! REALLY BRO??? RIGHT IN FRONT OF THADD BRO??
Rich Russillo: ASHLYNN QUINN IS HERE!!! THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION LOOKS TO BE DONE WATCHING FROM THE BACK AND IS NOW AT RINGSIDE AS SHE CLIMBS ONTO THE APPRON!! THIS HAS COSMO DISTRACTED AS ASHLYNN BEING HERE IS–
Thadd Blazevich: KAI HAS JUMPED UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! ASHLYNN’S DISTRACTION HAS ALLOWED KAI TO RECOVER AS HE AND COSMO ARE ON THE TOP ROPE TOGETHER AND–
Rich Russillo: AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY TO THE GLASS TABLE!!! GLASS FLIES EVERYWHERE!!! AS ASHLYNN IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AS KAI IS STILL NOT DONE!!!
Thadd Blazevich: HE BRINGS COSMO BACK TO HIS FEET AND GOES STRAIGHT FOR–
Rich Russillo: THE KINGSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! THE SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS TO COSMO AS KAI GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: ………………
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER… KAI RABEAUX!!!
( ‘Burn in My Light’ by Mercy Drive begins to play in the stadium as the crowd in the Tokyo Dome boo at what transpired in the closing moments of the match. The referee hands Kai Rabeaux the 24/7 contract as he raises the hand of Kai Rabeaux. Ashlynn Quinn is seen ringside with her EAW New Breed Championship around her waist, biting her lips looking at Kai Rabeaux. )
Thadd Blazevich: My God bro! That was some gnarly ass shit that went down!! THAT TAIPEI DEATHMATCH WAS WICKED MY DAWGS!! What an excellent performance that was between Kai and Cosmo… sucks that Ashlynn Quinn had to get involved though.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think Kai minds it too much as he is smiling from ear to ear, just satisfied knowing that he still holds on to his 24/7 Contract. An insane match where both competitors refused to quit until it was Ashlynn Quinn who made the distraction, which was enough for Kai to take advantage and win this match.
Persephone: Yikes, some girls doing anything for some loser. Who would ever care that much about a guy like that?
Thadd Blazevich: What about that guy you liked??? What was his name again? Luis or somet-
Persephone: Shut up, Thadd!
Rich Russillo: Anyways… great effort from Cosmo despite the result, but congratulations to Kai on winning this match and still having the 24/7 Contract in his possession.
(We would see Cosmo Goldworthy rolled out of the ring as he is being checked on by trainers and medical staff here at ringside as the closing shot sees Kai Rabeaux on the top rope holding his 24/7 Contract high in the air to the unhappy fans here in Tokyo whilst Ashlynn continues to obverse and look on at Kai before the camera fades off.)
(The lights inside the arena slowly go off and the videotron lights up.)
@everyone
(Upon seeing the graphic for the ever popular Territorial Invasion, the fans go absolutely nuts. Territorial Invasion marks the first tri-branded show of the new season, and the fight for brand supremacy will be on!)
Thadd Blazevich: Hell yeah, man! I can’t wait to sit back and call the action at Territorial Invasion!
Persephone: If you’re not fired by then for being fucking stupid.
Rich Russillo: :mjlol:
(The graphic for the next match flashes across the screen.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A “10,000 RAZORBLADES” MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL…
(Arena lights dim to a pulsing strobe as “Let Me Hear” by Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas blasts through the speakers. The crowd erupts into boos as a surge of neon lights flicker across the stage. Saori Aizen steps out onto the ramp, her eyes sharp and focused, arms stretched out as she soaks in the energy of the song. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM TOKYO, JAPAN, WEIGHTING AT 130 POUNDS…SAORI AIZEN!
(She makes her way down with a confident strut, stopping at ringside to glance over the crowd before sliding into the ring. Popping up to her feet, Saori climbs the turnbuckle, throwing up her signature taunt as the music peaks, the “Demon Child” ready for her opponent.)
Rich Russillo: One of the brightest stars we have on Voltage—
Persephone: We have Daniella, who beat her multiple times.
Rich Russillo: I said ONE of and that doesn’t matter to her, she is putting the past behind her and is looking to make a name for herself in Voltage by taking out Voltage’s very own Candice Blair. Things have gotten heated between these two and in a match like this, who knows what they’ll do to each other.
(The opening beat of “Rhapsody in Pink” by Stela Cole hits, and the arena lights shift into shades of pink and gold. A confident smile spreads across Candice Blair’s face as she struts out onto the stage, striking a playful pose before flicking her hair back. With a wave to the fans, she makes her way down the ramp, walking with grace but an undeniable edge.)
Ring Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA WEIGHTING IN AT 130 POUNDS…“PRINCESS” CANDICE BLAIR!
( Sliding into the ring, Candice climbs the nearest turnbuckle, throwing her arms out wide as the spotlight hits her, owning the moment before hopping down, ready for action as she looks over to see Saori sitting on the turnbuckle waiting for her. )
Thadd Blazevich: One might ask the question, do you think Candice is ready for the brand of violence that Saori dishes out? I mean she’s been in extreme matches before but she’s really in the ring with a sicko.
Rich Russillo: I think Candice is ready to take on any and everybody that stands in her way. No matter what match type or who that person is. That level of not caring is what got her this far and it will get her through this match.
Persephone: This bitch is cooked lmao.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: The match is underway and look at all the thousands of razors scattered across ringside, like a sea of razor edges. How many do you think they are?
Persephone: …Are you seriously asking that? I’m pretty sure there are ten thousand razors currently around this ring.
Thadd Blazevich: I mean they could be lying about the amount, who do you think did the counting?
Persephone: Obviously not you, I don’t even think you can count to ten. Anyway, let’s focus on this match please. EAW is always finding ways to kill their more replaceable wrestlers and I am all for it.
Rich Russillo: I wouldn’t say that, Candice Blair and Saori Aizen have been having heated exchanges this week and have shown they are willing to do anything to put each other down in this match! I wonder how far they will go, especially in a first time match up like this one.
Persephone: Actually this match was done 5 years ago with Drake King and Xander Payne.
Thadd Blazevich: Really?
Persephone: No dumbass, I made it up. Are these two going to fight each other or what? They are circling around each other like they are having second thoughts about killing each other! How are you going to get yourself into a blood feud and be cautious? It pisses me off!
Rich Russillo: Well this is still a wrestling match at the end of the day. Candice however now, making the first move! Charging in with a grab attempt— BUT SAORI SLIPS OUT THE WAY AND KICKS HER IN THE BACK OF THE LEG! SENDING HER DOWN TO ONE KNEE! Candice trying to pick herself up quickly, she can’t take too long to recover—
( # SMACK! )
Thadd Blazevich: OH! Hard smack across the face of Candice, Saori quick with the disrespect! Candice obviously is not taking any of that! GOING FOR A PUNCH— BUT SAORI QUICK TO DUCK! SMACKING HER IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Persephone: Oh the lesser Ava sister is getting completely bitched right now. But I am not going to lie, if these bitches don’t start cutting each other I might fall asleep. I mean look at Candice, she’s getting mad why doesn’t she just use one of the TEN THOUSAND RAZORBLADES THEY HAVE AT RINGSIDE!
Rich Russillo: Relax, right now I think they are feeling each other out.
Persephone: -# FEELING EACH OTHER OUT?!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE FINALLY GRABBING SAORI BY THE WAIST! HUGGING HER AND FORCING HER BACK INTO THE CORNER! CAROLINE WAILING ON AIZEN WITH PUNCHES! No disqualifications, so she doesn’t have to stop unless she feels like it! Which seems to be now, as Blair steps back and continues to look down at Saori as she sits in the corner!
Thadd Blazevich: SHE CHARGES IN LOOKING FOR A KICK TO THE FACE— BUT AIZEN MANAGES TO ESCAPE IT! BLAIR GETTING HER FOOT STUCK, AIZEN JUMPING UP GRABBING HER SHOULDERS AND HITTING A BACKSTABBER! TAKING CANDICE DOWN!
Persephone: Stupid decision after stupid decision, I swear has no brains when competing. Saori was able to play her like a fiddle and it won’t be long until she is meeting the devil soon. Hopefully that’s now, SAORI picking up Candice and is looking to finally throw her out of the ring! Out inside the razor littered floor!
Rich Russillo: SAORI GOING FOR IT— ONLY FOR CANDICE TO REVERSE! SENDING HEE FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND GOES TUMBLING OVER A COUPLE HUNDRED RAZORS! SAORI FIRST TO FALL VICTIM TO THOSE BLADES! CUTTING UP HER ARM, BACK, AND EVERY OTHER EXPOSED PART!
Thadd Blazevich: Look like you got what you wanted, we are on the outside and it looks like Candice is looking to use this dangerous environment for more than just show. Grabbing Saori, wrapping her arm around her waist looking for a GERMAN SUPLEX onto those RAZORS—
Persephone: Saori popping her in the nose with her elbow! Goddamnit! Now GRABBING CANDICE’S HAIR AND SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE…
( She wasn’t finished, lifting her face back up! )
Rich Russillo: AND SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND…OH MY GOD SHE JUST WON’T STOP! CANDICE MIGHT HAVE A BRUISED AND BROKEN NOSE NOW!
Thadd Blazevich: I think she had enough and now she GRABS CANDICE BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HER BACK FIRST INTO THE RAZORBLADE FLOOR!
Persephone: Oh come on that can’t be— OH FUCK! SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! REALLY DIGGING THOSE BLADES INTO HER BACK!
Rich Russillo: Saori taunting Candice while she is in pain and now tossing her back into the ring, looking for a pinfall. The referee counting!
Referee: # ONE!
Referee: # TWO!!
Thadd Blazevich: KICK OUT BY CANDICE! Usually opponents look disappointed when their opponents kick out but it seems like Saori is ecstatic. That means she can deal more punishment to her. Blair trying to pick herself up— BUT SAORI PUNTS HER IN THE RIBS SENDING HER BACK DOWN!
Persephone: Come on Candice, get up…I want to see her fuck you up some more. I need to get my money’s worth.
Rich Russillo: But you get paid to be here.
Persephone: Time is money and every moment they aren’t trying to kick each other, is time wasted. But it looks like Saori is making up for it, stomping on the head of Candice and smooshing her face to the mat! Really grinding her boots into the back of her head.
Rich Russillo: SAORI AIZEN NOW DRAGGING CANDICE UP BY HER HAIR AGAIN! You can see the scratches already etched into her back from those razors outside, but Saori doesn’t care, she’s laughing as she pulls her into a front facelock— LOOKING FOR A SNAP SUPLEX!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT CANDICE BLOCKS IT! She’s digging her feet down into the canvas, trying to resist it— AND SHE LIFTS SAORI UP INSTEAD! BRAINBUSTER! DROPPING AIZEN RIGHT ON HER HEAD!
Persephone: Finally, some brain activity from Candice. Though I don’t know if it’s strategy or just desperation flailing. Either way, it worked.
Rich Russillo: Both women are down now! Candice clutching her ribs, Saori holding her neck, but Candice is the first to stir— SHE CRAWLS TOWARDS THE ROPES! What’s she doing here?
Thadd Blazevich: Oh no…I think I know. Candice is looking outside at those razors again…AND SHE’S REACHING THROUGH THE ROPES! She just grabbed a handful of razor boards that were stacked together by ringside!
Persephone: Yes! Yes! Now we’re talking! Finally, someone’s listening to me! SLICE EACH OTHER OPEN!
Rich Russillo: Candice dragging that razor board into the ring, propping it up in the corner but it looks like Saori’s back up! She charges—
Persephone: CANDICE SIDESTEPS! AIZEN BARELY STOPPING HERSELF BEFORE SHE COLLIDES WITH THE RAZORS! COME ON! SHOVE HER INTO IT!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE ISN’T DONE WITH AIZEN QUITE YET, DRAGGING HER BACK UP AND GRABBING SAORI FROM BEHIND LOOKING FOR A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE RAZORS—
Thadd Blazevich: NO! SAORI MANAGES TO SOMEHOW FLIP OUT OF IT! EVEN WITH HER BATTERY DRAINED SHE STILL MANAGED TO LAND BEHIND HER!
Rich Russillo: SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! CANDICE DROPS LIKE A ROCK!
Persephone: HAH! Bye-bye, bitch!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT SAORI ISN’T DONE! SHE DRAGS CANDICE UP AGAIN! LOOKING FOR A TIGER SUPLEX INTO THE RAZORS—
Rich Russillo: WAIT, COUNTER! CANDICE FLIPS THROUGH, LANDING BEHIND HER! SHE GRABS SAORI—
Rich Russillo: SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! DRIVING SAORI INTO THE RAZOR BOARD IN THE CORNER! THE RAZORS ARE STICKING INTO HER BACK AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN!
Persephone: YESSSS! LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD! This is the best match I’ve seen all week.
Thadd Blazevich: Candice staggering back to her feet, blood dripping from her nose and back, but she’s smiling through the pain! She knows she just turned this match around in brutal fashion!
Rich Russillo: The referee checks on Saori, but Candice isn’t giving her a chance to breathe— SHE’S DRAGGING HER OUT OF THE CORNER BY HER LEGS! Candice dropping down now— SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE HAS HER LEGS TWISTED UP! SHE’S SITTING BACK ON THAT FIGURE FOUR AND YOU CAN SEE SOARI SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN! THIS MIGHT BE IT! SHE MIGHT JUST TAP OUT—
Thadd Blazevich: HOLD UP! SAORI REACHES DOWN! SHE’S GRABBED ONE OF THE LOOSE RAZORS FROM THE MAT!
Persephone: Ohhh yes…YES! CUT HER!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! SAORI LIFTING HERSELF UP OFF THE MAT DESPITE THE PAIN IN HER KNEES AND SHE SLASHES THE RAZOR RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF CANDICE BLAIR!
( # SLICE! )
Thadd Blazevich: BLOOD JUST SPRAYED OUT!! CANDICE DROPS THE HOLD IMMEDIATELY, CLUTCHING HER FACE, SHE’S ALREADY POURING BLOOD FROM HER FOREHEAD AND NOSE!
Persephone: That’s it! That’s the shit I’ve been waiting for! Look at her! She’s gushing like a faucet! Somebody take a picture, I’ll make it my phone wallpaper!
Rich Russillo: SAORI SAVES HERSELF IN THE MOST BRUTAL WAY POSSIBLE! Both women trying to crawl away from each other, Candice blinded by her own blood, Soari clutching her knee but Saori’s got that razor still in her hand!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s stalking Candice now! Candice trying to wipe her vision clear— BUT SOARI DRIVES THE RAZOR INTO HER SHOULDER! OH MY GOD SHE’S DRAGGING IT DOWN HER ARM!
Persephone: YEAHHHHH!! Now we’re cooking! Somebody’s going to need stitches, skin grafts, a new driver licenses photo, this is perfection!
Rich Russillo: Candice screaming out, trying to shove Saori away— AND SHE MANAGES TO THROW A KICK RIGHT INTO SAORI’S STOMACH! The razor drops to the canvas, but the damage is done!
Thadd Blazevich: Candice is bleeding everywhere, but she’s still got a fight left in her! She grabs Saori by the head— RUNNING BULLDOG RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!
Rich Russillo: Candice now crawling over, her face a crimson mask, but she’s dragging Saori up again— LOOKING FOR A DDT RIGHT ONTO THE RAZORBOARD THAT’S STILL LAID OUT!
Persephone: If she spikes her into that thing I might cry tears of joy!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s trying too but she seems to be having trouble! Clubbing at her back but it doesn’t seem to be fixing the issue— SAORI BREAKS FREE AND KICKS HER BELOW THE BELT! NOT SURE HOW THAT WORKS BUT IT SEEMED TO BE EFFECTIVE!
Persephone: Getting kicked in the groin isn’t just a pain due to balls you virgin. I don’t know why guys just believe that shit.
Rich Russillo: SAORI SLAMMING BOTH HER FIST INTO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF CANDICE! SENDING HER TO THE MAT! CANDICE TRYING TO STAND UP— BUT GETS PUNTED IN THE SKULL BY SAORI! JESUS! AIZEN WITH A PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: # ONE!
Referee: # TWO!!
Referee: # THREEE—
Thadd Blazevich: THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Saori once again, not upset with this kickout. She’s heading outside again, looking under the ring…what could she possibly be looking for?
( Saori tosses in a pair of handcuffs into the ring. )
Persephone: Kinky.
Rich Russillo: I am not going to lie, handcuffs in any context are bad enough. But handcuffs in a match like this, has got to be the biggest red flag in the world.
( Saori gets into the ring and starts to take Candice’s hand and handcuffs it to the bottom rope. Aizen smiles, staring at Candice as she slowly regains a sense of awareness looking to see she had been handcuffed and the key… )
Persephone: AIZEN TOSSING THE KEY INTO THE CROWD! Oh hell, there isn’t a safe word I’m guessing. Candice is at the mercy of whatever Saori has in mind. Oh I love this, don’t talk to me I’m going to watch this closely.
Rich Russillo: But our job-
Persephone: Shh.
Thadd Blazevich: Well as our blood thirsty colleague said. Candice is now at the mercy of Saori! Aizen knows this and is now SLAPPING CANDICE AS HARD AS SHE CAN REPEATEDLY! THERE IS LEGITIMATELY NOTHING SHE CAN DO! Every time she reaches out with her free hand, Soari moves out of reach.
Rich Russillo: AND NOW LOOK AT THIS! SAORI DROPPING DOWN, GRABBING THE FREE ARM THAT AND SHE’S GOT A RAZOR IN HAND! NO! NO, SHE WOULDN’T—
Thadd Blazevich: SHE IS! SHE’S PRESSING THAT BLADE AGAINST THE SKIN OF CANDICE’S ARM— OH MY GOD! SHE’S PEELING AWAY AT HER ARM! SHE’S LITERALLY SLOWLY PEELING HER SKIN OFF!
Persephone: YES!! RIP IT LIKE A CHEESE STICK! CANDICE IS SCREAMING, SHE’S CRYING, THIS IS ART! THIS IS CINEMA!
Rich Russillo: THIS IS SICK!! CANDICE IS THRASHING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS, BUT SHE’S HANDCUFFED TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO, NOWHERE TO HIDE!
Thadd Blazevich: YOU CAN SEE IT! THE SKIN ON HER ARM JUST FLAYING BACK! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NIGHTMARISH, I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN AN EAW RING!!
Persephone: Forget nightmares, this is a dream come true for me! Look at Candice’s face! LOOK AT IT! She’s begging, she’s pleading and Saori? She’s laughing while doing it!
Rich Russillo: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS! CANDICE’S ARM IS A MESS, SHE’S BLEEDING PROFUSELY, AND SAORI IS ENJOYING EVERY SECOND OF IT!
Thadd Blazevich: Candice is trying her damnest to fight back but she can’t do anything with her other hand cuffed! She just grazes Saori’s cheek with her head, but it’s enough to stun her for a second— CANDICE KICKS HER BACK WITH BOTH FEET, TRYING TO CREATE SEPARATION!
Rich Russillo: But Saori is STILL SMILING, wiping the blood off her own face as if it’s nothing! SHE PICKS THE RAZOR BACK UP! OH, COME ON! IS SHE GOING BACK FOR MORE!?
Persephone: DO IT! STRIP HER DOWN TO THE BONE!
Rich Russillo: WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS SAORI DOING NOW?! SHE JUST SLID OUT OF THE RING AND SHE’S DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE APRON AGAIN! OH MY GOD! SHE’S GOT A BOTTLE OF HAND SANITIZER!
Thadd Blazevich: No way! No way she’s about to—
Persephone: YES! YES, SHE IS! THAT’S THE GOOD SHIT! HIGH PROOF, PURE BURN!
Rich Russillo: SAORI SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE’S UNSCREWING THE CAP! SHE’S STARING RIGHT AT THAT OPEN WOUND ON CANDICE’S ARM—NO, NO, NO!
( # SPLASH! )
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY FUCKING GOD! SHE JUST POURED THE ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SANITIZER INTO CANDICE’S FLAYED-OPEN ARM
( Candice lets out a blood-curdling scream, thrashing in agony. )
Persephone: AHHHHHHAHAHA! LISTEN TO THAT! THAT IS THE SOUND OF PURE ART! SCREAM LOUDER, CANDICE, MAKE IT ECHO THROUGH THE ARENA!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN, SHE’S KICKING AND SCREAMING, HER EYES ROLLING BACK! THE CHEMICALS ARE JUST BURNING RIGHT INTO HER EXPOSED MUSCLE! THIS IS TOO FAR! THIS IS TOO MUCH!
Thadd Blazevich: Candice is writhing against those ropes, she’s pulling so hard against the cuffs she might snap her wrist just to escape, but Saori is kneeling in front of her, smiling like a sadist, watching her squirm!
Persephone: This is why Saori Aizen is the best signing this company has made in years, if I said otherwise I take it back. She’s not just beating Candice, she’s torturing her, she’s humiliating her, she’s taking her soul apart piece by piece!
Rich Russillo: The official is even stepping in, he doesn’t know whether to stop this or not, there are no disqualifications, but Candice might be in serious medical danger!
Thadd Blazevich: Candice somehow…SOMEHOW trying to throw wild kicks again! One grazes Saori, but Aizen catches the leg! SHE DRIVES IT DOWN HARD TO THE MAT! SHE’S NOT LETTING HER ESCAPE!
Saori Aizen: (off mic) “You belong to me, Candice.”
Rich Russillo: AND NOW LOOK AT THIS SAORI GETTING BACK OUT OF THE RING AND IS NOW DEMANDING SOMETHING FROM THE CROWD! SHE JUST SNATCHED A CAN OF BEER RIGHT OUT OF A FAN’S HAND! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING?!
Thadd Blazevich: SHE’S POPPING IT OPEN! NOW ROLLING BACK IN THE RING WHERE CANDICE IS FIGHTING MORE THE EVER TO ESCAPE! BUT SAORI IS UNFORTUNATELY BACK! HOLDING CANDICE BY THE HAIR, FORCING HER MOUTH OPEN! NO! DON’T TELL ME SHE’S ABOUT TO—
Persephone: YES SIR! GIVE HER A DRINK, MAKE THE BITCH BREAK HER SOBRIETY! THIS IS POETIC SHIT RIGHT HERE!
Rich Russillo: OH, COME ON! SAORI IS POURING THAT ALCOHOL STRAIGHT DOWN CANDICE’S THROAT! CANDICE IS CHOKING, GAGGING, TRYING TO SPIT IT OUT BUT SAORI WON’T LET HER GO!
Thadd Blazevich: THE CROWD IS IN SHOCK! SOME ARE SCREAMING, SOME ARE COVERING THEIR EYES THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH!
Persephone: IT’S BEAUTIFUL! YOU HEAR ME, BEAUTIFUL! CANDICE BLAIR, THE PROUD SOBER WARRIOR NOW BEING FORCED TO SWALLOW EVERY LAST DROP! SAORI NOW TAKING A RAZOR AND IS PRESSING IT AGAINST HER LIPS!
Rich Russillo: AND I THINK SHE’S GOING MAKE HER SWALLOW IT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?! SAORI IS FORCING THE RAZOR INTO HER MOUTH ALONG WITH THE BEER!
Thadd Blazevich: CANDICE IS SHAKING HER HEAD VIOLENTLY, TEARS POURING DOWN HER FACE! BRO THIS IS NUTS!
Persephone: DRINK UP, BABY GIRL! DRINK IT UP AND WASH IT DOWN WITH BLOOD!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS CHOKING, HER BODY IS SHAKING FROM THE PAIN, FROM THE BURN, AND SAORI IS LAUGHING, SHE’S TAKING A GIANT SWIG HERSELF BEFORE SPITTING THE REMAINING ALCOHOL BACK INTO CANDICE’S FACE!
Thadd Blazevich: I…I don’t even know what to say anymore. This isn’t just a wrestling match! This is psychological torture. This is desecration. Candice’s sobriety, her pride, her body everything is being shredded away in front of us!
Persephone: AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT! THIS IS THE REAL MAIN EVENT!
Rich Russillo: But Candice is barely holding on now she’s trembling, her body collapsing under the strain, the pain, the humiliation! Saori is not finished, what more can you do to a person!
Rich Russillo: SAORI SLIDES BACK OUT OF THE RING AGAIN, SHE’S STILL HUNGRY! SHE’S RUMMAGING UNDER THE APRON LIKE A WILD ANIMAL! SHE’S GOT A TOOLBOX, SHE’S GOT GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE IN MIND!
Thadd Blazevich: Meanwhile, Candice is still cuffed up! She’s slumped against those ropes, her head dangling, blood dripping from both her arms and her mouth. She looks half-conscious, man…
Persephone: Half-conscious? She’s done. She’s dead meat. Saori could walk back in and flick her forehead and it’s over. This is cinema, and I want the extended cut of Blair’s torture.
Rich Russillo: …Wait…WAIT A SECOND…LOOK CLOSELY! CANDICE ISN’T SLUMPED! SHE’S MOVING! SHE’S RUBBING HER HANDS TOGETHER— OH MY GOD! SHE’S USING HER OWN BLOOD AS LUBRICANT TO SLIP OUT OF THE HANDCUFFS!
Thadd Blazevich: HOLY SHIT! You’re right!! Her wrists are shredded raw, blood soaking down her arms, but she’s sliding, forcing her hand to contort, forcing it through the iron! THIS IS INSANE!
Persephone: No no no no no no! Don’t you DARE pull some Houdini act, bitch, stay there and die like the martyr you’re supposed to be!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS CRYING OUT, TEETH GRITTING, EVERY MUSCLE SHAKING FROM THE PAIN BUT SHE’S DOING IT! HER FINGERS! HER FINGERS ARE STARTING TO SLIP THROUGH!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s practically dislocating her thumb trying to escape but look! LOOK! SHE’S FREEING ONE HAND!!
( The cuffs SNAP loose, her right wrist dripping with blood, skin torn open. Her hand was mangled and bloodied, however she felt more relief then pain to be free from the cuffs. )
Rich Russillo: SHE’S OUT!! ONE HAND IS FREE!!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s clutching the rope with the other, yanking, pulling, she’s working her way out! The crowd is RISING, they’re SCREAMING for her to fight through it!
Persephone: Saori, turn around! Stop looking for toys and FINISH HER!
Rich Russillo: CANDICE IS OUT! BOTH HANDS FREE! SHE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! BARELY ABLE TO MOVE, BUT SHE’S FREE! CANDICE IS CRAWLING! BLOOD SMEARED ACROSS THE MAT, HER HAIR COVERING HER FACE! SHE’S LIKE A CORPSE COMING BACK TO LIFE!
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD! SHE JUST PICKED UP ONE OF THOSE RAZORS THAT SAORI DROPPED! SHE’S GOT IT IN HER HAND!
Rich Russillo: The hunter might just become the hunted!
Rich Russillo: SAORI AIZEN SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, NOTICING THAT CANDICE HAS ESCAPED! SHE IS MOVING QUICK TO SNUFF OUT ANY MOMENTUM!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT LOOK! SHE DOESN’T KNOW! SHE DOESN’T SEE CANDICE— CANDICE CLUTCHING THAT RAZOR LIKE A DAGGER, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HER FINGERS, HAIR HANGING WILD IN HER FACE!
Persephone: SAORI, YOU IDIOT WATCH OUT SHE HAS A—
( # SLASH! )
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD! CANDICE JUST RIPPED THAT RAZOR ACROSS SAORI’S STOMACH! A HUGE RED GASH INSTANTLY OPENING UP!
Persephone: AHHHH! SHE CAN’T DO THAT TO SAORI!
Rich Russillo: SAORI SHRIEKING IN SHOCK BUT CANDICE ISN’T STOPPING!
( # SLASH! )
Thadd Blazevich: ACROSS THE CHEST THIS TIME! BLOOD SPRAYING FROM SAORI’S COLLARBONE!
( # SLASH! )
Rich Russillo: ANOTHER ONE! ACROSS THE FACE! MY GOD, SHE JUST TORE SAORI’S FOREHEAD WIDE OPEN! BLOOD IS POURING INTO HER EYES, SHE CAN’T EVEN SEE!
Persephone: SHE’S BUTCHERING HER!
Thadd Blazevich: CANDICE IS POSSESSED! SHE’S SCREAMING, SHE’S CARVING INTO SAORI LIKE A MANIAC! ANOTHER SLICE TO THE ARM! ANOTHER TO THE STOMACH!
Rich Russillo: THE CROWD IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! CANDICE BLAIR IS BATHED IN HER OWN BLOOD, USING IT AS FUEL, TURNING INTO SOMETHING INHUMAN!
( # SLASH! )
Thadd Blazevich: HOLY SHIT! SHE JUST RAN THE RAZOR RIGHT ACROSS SAORI’S MOUTH!!
Rich Russillo: SAORI IS LEAKING EVERYWHERE! BACK, FACE, STOMACH, HER HANDS ARE COVERED! CANDICE JUST DROVE THE RAZOR INTO HER AND LEFT IT LODGED THERE!
Persephone: You know what? I didn’t know that she had that in her, I will give Candice credit this is the hottest thing that she has done.
Rich Russillo: SAORI FALLS TO HER KNEES, BLOOD STREAMING DOWN HER FACE, BUT CANDICE JUST STANDS OVER HER, BREATHING HEAVY, HER OWN BODY SHAKING FROM BLOOD LOSS BUT SHE’S SMILING THROUGH THE PAIN!
Thadd Blazevich: She’s not done yet, Rich. I can see it in her eyes! SHE WANTS TO FINISH THIS!
Rich Russillo: OH NO! OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS CANDICE JUST PICKED THAT RAZOR BACK UP! SHE’S STARING AT IT WITH THIS EMPTY LOOK IN HER EYES…
Thadd Blazevich: Wait, WAIT! SHE’S JAMMING THEM BETWEEN HER FINGERS LIKE CLAWS SHE’S MAKING HER OWN WOLVERINE BLADES OUT OF RAZORS!
Persephone: THIS IS INSANE! THIS IS PSYCHOTIC! I LOVE IT, PLEASE SAORI DON’T EVEN STAND UP IT’LL BE ALL OVER SOON!
Rich Russillo: SAORI TRYING TO PUSH HERSELF UP TO HER KNEES, BUT CANDICE PUSHES HER DOWN AND MOUNTS HER! PINNING HER ARMS DOWN WITH HER KNEES! JUST LETS OUT A PRIMAL SCREAM AND STARTS UNLOADING!
( # SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! )
Thadd Blazevich: SHE’S SWIPING THOSE RAZORS ACROSS SAORI’S HEAD! FOREHEAD SPLITTING OPEN IN MULTIPLE PLACES! BLOOD JUST GUSHING OUT LIKE A WATERFALL! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! THIS IS HORRIFIC!
( # SLASH! )
Rich Russillo: ONE ACROSS THE NECK AREA! THAT’S WHERE THE VITAL VEINS ARE! ANOTHER TO THE SHOULDER! CANDICE ISN’T EVEN AIMING ANYMORE, SHE’S JUST TEARING SAORI TO PIECES! AFTER ALL THE TORMENT! AFTER WHAT EVEN TRANSPIRED IN THIS MATCH! SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH!
Persephone: SHE’S CARVING HER LIKE A GODDAMN THANKSGIVING TURKEY! SAORI WILL NOT HAVE A CAREER IN MODELING AFTER THIS MATCH I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!
( # THUD! THUD! THUD! )
Thadd Blazevich: CLOSED-FIST SHOTS WITH THE BLADES STICKING OUT! SHE’S JUST BEATING SAORI INTO THE MAT! EVERY PUNCH LEAVES A NEW WOUND! BLOOD SPLATTERING ALL OVER CANDICE, THE RING, THE REFEREE! SOMEBODY HAS TO DO SOMETHING! THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS MATCH TO KEEP GOING LIKE THIS!
Candice Blair: (off mic) “I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!”
Rich Russillo: SAORI ISN’T EVEN MOVING ANYMORE! HER EYES ARE CLOSED, SHE’S MOTIONLESS, JUST A BLOODY HEAP BUT CANDICE WON’T STOP! SHE’S HAMMERING DOWN, ONE AFTER ANOTHER, LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO END HER LIFE!
( Finally after a minute of beating that should’ve ended a while ago, the referee grabs Candice and pulls her off. He waves toward the time keeper and that was that! )
Thadd Blazevich: THE REFEREE IS CALLING IT! HE’S WAVING HIS ARMS! THIS MATCH IS OVER! HE’S STOPPING IT BEFORE SAORI DIES IN THAT RING!
( DING DING DING! )
Bella Braxton: HERE YOUR WINNER BY WAY OF REFEREE STOPPAGE…”PRINCESS” CANDICE BLAIR!
Persephone: Well never judge a book by their cover I guess, Candice had it in her this entire time. I expected her to be the one getting stretchered out but I am glad to be surprised for once.
Rich Russillo: It certainly wasn’t easy. Saori mentally broke Candice, which might’ve back fired near the end but it certainly has left Blair not completely happy about what transpired.
Thadd Blazevich: I can’t even recall a time Candice went primal like that, Blair seems a bit shaken up about what she did.
Persephone: She’ll get over it, she’s literally the winner of this match.
( Candice sits in the middle of the ring, looking at her bloody hands and arm. Medical getting in the ring and trying to help her patch it up. The scene fades however on Saori, with her eyes barely opened but her face gnarly gashed as she is rushed to the back for emergency treatment. )
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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A CHAINSAW DEATHMATCH SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(“Mr. Rager” by Kid Cudi plays first to a thunderous ovation from our audience as Bronson Daniels and Jon Kelton step out onto the stage area. Bronson and Kelton look focused as Bronson gives Kelton a little fist bump on the stage before making their way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! At a combined weight of 400 pounds… THE TEAM OF BRONSON DANIELS AND JON KELTON… ELYSIUM!!
Thadd Blazevich: Bronson and Jon have their game faces on. They’ll definitely need it, bro.
Rich Russillo: Chainsaw Deathmatch. This definitely presents a health risk for every competitor involved.
Thadd Blazevich: I mean, how do you use a chainsaw without killing somebody?
Rich Russillo: Hopefully, we’ll find out.
(A mash-up of ‘Pride and Arrogance’ by Takeru Kanazaki and ‘The Leaving Song Pt.II’ by AFI hits. Drake and Hans are being driven out in an expensive Rolls Royce as the sun roof opens, and Drake pokes his body out, posing for the fans in attendance to boo. Meanwhile, Hans doesn’t seem very enthused about being in the car with Drake, and steps out with his briefcase, posing to a far more positive reaction from fans before Drake steps out the car to join him.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents! At a combined weight of 464 pounds… THE TEAM OF HANS GRAYSON AND DRAKE ARMSTRONG!
Thadd Blazevich: Killer mashup.
Rich Russillo: Ehh, Hans doesn’t seem to agree.
Thadd Blazevich: Drake seems more enthusiastic about this thing than Hans is, but he’s kinda been dragged along into this.
Persephone: Yeah, because Drake has no friends (big shocker), and went to one of his biggest rivals for help. Still, I guess they did somehow get on the same page lately.
(The referee signals for the bell as both teams stand in their opposite corners.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: HERE! WE! GO! AS BOTH TEAMS SHOT OUT THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS! IT’S TURNED INTO A SLUGFEST! CENTER OF THE RING! THERE, YOU HAVE DRAKE AND KELTON ENGAGING IN A HOCKEY FIGHT! SAME GOES FOR BRONSON AND HANS!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON GETS THE UPPER HAND ON DRAKE, DELIVERING A KNEE TO THE GUT, AND DIRECTS HIM TO THE CORNER! SLAMMING DRAKE FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Rich Russillo: BUT IT ISN’T GOING SWELL FOR BOTH MEMBERS OF ELYSIUM AS HANS BACKS BRONSON UP AGAINST THE ROPES WITH RIGHTS, GETTING THE BETTER OF THEIR EXCHANGE AS HE BOUNCES DANIELS OFF THE ROPES FOR AN IRISH WHIP!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BRONSON REVERSES! SENDING HANS INSTEAD, AND RUSHES INTO A DROP DOWN! FORCING HANS TO LEAPFROG OVER, AND KELTON NOTICES HANS GOING TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: KELTON TAKES A BREAK FROM PUNISHING DRAKE, AND RUNS FROM OUT OF HIS CORNER! CATCHING HANS AS HE REBOUNDED BACK WITH A LOW DROPKICK! GRAYSON FACEPLANTS ONTO THE CANVAS, AND CLUTCHES AT HIS NOSE! MEANWHILE, BRONSON SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET, AND HITS A SLIDING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK!
Persephone: :roman: Okay, can these four slow it down a minute? Jesus Christ.
Thadd Blazevich: DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THEY’RE PLANNING ON IT, BRO, AS BRONSON MOVES TO ALL FOURS WITH KELTON IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF DRAKE AS HANS ROLLS OUT THE WAY!
Rich Russillo: KELTON CHARGES OUT FROM THE CORNER, AND STEPS OFF BRONSON’S BACK FOR A SPLASH ON DRAKE IN THE CORNER!
Thadd Blazevich: WHOA! THAT WAS SOME AWESOME TEAMWORK THERE FROM ELYSIUM, BRO! AND DRAKE IS STUNNED IN THAT CORNER, TO WHICH KELTON TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF! SENDING HIM INTO BRONSON!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE STUMBLES INTO BRONSON, AND GETS HOISTED UP FOR A POWERBOMB! BUT DANIELS DOESNT PLANT HIM… YET! AS KELTON LEAPS UP FOR A BACKSTABBER! POWERBOMB, BACKSTABBER COMBO FROM ELYSIUM! SHOWING OFF THEIR CHEMISTRY AS A TEAM!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!
Persephone: Whew. For a second, I thought we weren’t going to get any chainsaws.
Thadd Blazevich: NOPE, WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE TOO! BUT NO MAN HAS GONE FOR IT YET, THIS EARLY INTO OUR MATCHUP! AS BRONSON STANDS HANS BACK UP, AND PLACES HIM INTO THE CORNER FOR SOME STOMPS!
Rich Russillo: BUT KELTON LIFTS DRAKE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND WHIPS HIM TOWARD THE ROPES! HOWEVER, STOPS HIMSELF FROM REBOUNDING AS HE HOOKS ONTO THE TOP WITH BOTH ARMS! KELTON CHARGES IN- AND GETS SENT UP AND OVER DRAKE’S SHOULDER FOR HIS TROUBLE!
Thadd Blazevich: GNARLY SPILL FOR KELTON ON THE OUTSIDE! AS DRAKE TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER TO BRONSON, WHO IS BEATING ON HANS IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE CLUBS BRONSON FROM BEHIND! DRAKE GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR, AND CONTINUES CLUBBING BRONSON ACROSS THE BACK AS HE DRAGS HIM FROM OUT THE CORNER! CENTER OF THE RING NOW, AND DRAKE SCORES WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON DOUBLES OVER, AND DRAKE GRABS IN A FRONT FACELOCK!
(Drake looks over his shoulder at Hans in the corner, who is shaking cobwebs from out of his head. Drake gestures for Hans to come over, and help him with a double team, something Hans reluctantly agrees to do after briefly considering.)
Rich Russillo: I GUESS WE’LL SEE SOME TEAMWORK BETWEEN HANS AND DRAKE AS THE TWO HOOK BRONSON UP FOR A DOUBLE SUPLEX!
Persephone: Wow, quite the double team.
Thadd Blazevich: Hey, cut em some slack! They’re not an actually tag team, ya know?
Persephone: Yes, and I don’t need you to remind me of that, “bro.” 🙄
Thadd Blazevich: Jeez, just tryna help. :whoa2:
Rich Russillo: WELL, DRAKE ARMSTRONG HURRIES INTO THE COVER! HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON STAYS IN IT! SAVING THE MATCH FOR HIS TEAM!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE LIFTS HIM BACK UP, AND BACKS BRONSON AGAINST THE ROPES! AGAIN, HE CALLS HANS OVER! WHO STILL SEEMS VERY APPREHENSIVE TO ACTUALLY TEAM WITH DRAKE!
Persephone: Wah, wah. He shouldn’t have accepted to team with him then.
Thadd Blazevich: HANS GIVES INTO DRAKE’S REQUEST A SECOND TIME, ASSISTING TO DOUBLE IRISH WHIP BRONSON OFF THE ROPES! BOTH MEN DOUBLE OVER, I IMAGINE SIGNALING A BACK BODY DROP EARLY!
Rich Russillo: BUT BRONSON DANIELS AVOIDS IT WITH A PUNT KICK TO HANS’ CHEST, SENDING HIM STAGGERING INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE JOLTS UPWARD, AND SWINGS WILDLY AT DANIELS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BRONSON TRAPS THE ARM, AND BLASTS INTO HIM WITH A ELBOW! DRAKE STAGGERS BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF HANS, AND BRONSON CHARGES AT DRAKE WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, KELTON SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, AND CHARGES HANS IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
(Both members of Elysium look over their shoulders to each other in opposite corners before each shooting out their respective corner.)
Thadd Blazevich: WAIT! BRONSON RUNS OUTTA HIS CORNER, KELTON RUNS OUT OF HIS! NOW, ITS KELTON THAT CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON DRAKE IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND DANIELS THAT DOES THE SAME TO HANS IN HIS CORNER!
Persephone: Imagine getting your asses kicked by Bronson Daniels and Jon Kelton of all people. Talk about embarrassing.
Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN KEEP RUNNING PAST EACH OTHER! HITTING CLOTHESLINES BACK AND FORTH ON BOTH MEMBERS IN OPPOSING CORNERS! KELTON HITS A CLOTHESLINE ON HANS, AND HANS ROLLS OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM! FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT ONSLAUGHT AS HE LEANS FORWARD ON THE APRON, STRUGGLING TO GET HIMSELF TOGETHER!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER, DRAKE SENDS DANIELS UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER TO THE OUTSIDE! SAME THING THAT WORKED WITH KELTON EARLIER! USING THAT MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM!
Rich Russillo: BUT DANIELS WAS READY, AND CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON! BRONSON RUNS FROM OUT THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND BLASTS INTO ARMSTRONG WITH A RUNNING KNEE IN THE CORNER AS BRONSON DELIVERS A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON BEGINS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS KELTON DRAGS DRAKE FROM OUT THE CORNER! SPINNING HIM AROUND INTO A REVERSE DDT POSITION!
Rich Russillo: THEY’RE GOING TO END THIS!
Persephone: Hey, wait! There hasn’t been any chainsaws yet! WAIT!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON’S STILL PERCHING HIMSELF- AND DRAKE SPINS AROUND TOWARD KELTON, DRIVING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!
Rich Russillo: SUDDENLY, HANS GRAYSON SLIDES INTO THE RING AS WELL! MAKING A BEELINE TOWARDS BRONSON ON THE TOP ROPE!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DANIELS LEAPS OVER HANS’ HEAD, AND ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET! BRONSON TRIES TO CHARGE AT HANS IN THE CORNER- BUT HANS QUICKLY HALTS HIS MOMENTUM WITH A DEVASTATING SUPERKICK!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON STUMBLES INTO A KICK TO THE GUT FROM DRAKE, AND GETS PLANTED WITH A DDT! NOW, KELTON COMES STAGGERING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND GETS PLACED ON TOP OF BRONSON BY DRAKE WITH A BODY SLAM!
Thadd Blazevich: NO HESITATION FROM HANS IN SPRINGING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AFTERWARDS FOR A “FIRESAULT!”
Persephone: Haha, get it! Fire!
Rich Russillo: KELTON ROLLS OFF BRONSON, AND WRITHES IN PAIN ALONG WITH HANS! DRAKE DOESN’T HESITATE TO TRY AND STEAL ONE, HOWEVER! IMMEDIATELY GOING FOR THE COVER ON BRONSON!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHH-
Thadd Blazevich: SHOULDER UP BY BRONSON! AND DRAKE IMMEDIATELY MOUNTS HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE DISMOUNTS FROM BRONSON, AND HANS GRAYSON STAGGERS OVER TO JOIN DRAKE IN STOMPING DOWN ON DANIELS!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT KELTON COMES THROUGH AS WELL, AND RUSHES HANS! THE TWO GETTING INTO A HOCKEY FIGHT, BOTH THROWING RIGHT HANDS! BEFORE THE FIGHT SPILLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS HANS TACKLES KELTON THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN WENT TUMBLING OUT, AND IMMEDIATELY SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! NOW, ITS HANS AND KELTON THROWING RIGHTS AT OUR RINGSIDE AREA! THAT IS BEFORE KELTON GETS THE UPPER HAND WITH A SURPRISE KNEE TO THE GUT!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON GRABS THE BACK OF HANS’ HEAD, AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! HANS’ HEAD RICOCHETING OVER THE COVER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AS KELTON SHOWS NO SIGNS OF LETTING UP!
Persephone: How about getting the chainsaws afterwards, buddy!
Rich Russillo: FINALLY, KELTON RELENTS AS HANS GRAYSON STAGGERS AWAY! BUT DRAKE ARMSTRONG EXITS THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AS HE DOESN’T GO DIRECTLY AFTER KELTON! Kelton turns his attention away from Hans, turning the corner as he heads for Drake-
(BUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!)
Thadd Blazevich: WOAH!!!! DRAKE JUST BROUGHT OUT ONE OF THE CHAINSAWS WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE, AND AS KELTON GRABBED HIM TO PICK HIM UP, DRAKE JUST SWUNG IT AT HANS!!
Persephone: FINALLY, THANK GOD ONE OF THESE GUYS AREN’T SUPER BORING! KELTON HAD TO GET HIS ARM UP TO BLOCK, CAUSING HIS ARM TO GET ALL SLICED BY THE CHAINSAW!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE BACKS KELTON UP AGAINST THE APRON, AND DRAKE TRIED TO SWING THE CHAINSAW AT KELTON’S HEAD, BUT KELTON WAS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! THANK GOD HE DID THIS, BECAUSE AS RIDICULOUS AS IT SOUNDS, I DON’T THINK THERE’D BE ANYTHING PUNISHING DRAKE FOR A MURDER IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! KELTON IS TRYING TO WRESTLE THE CHAINSAW OUT OF DRAKE’S HAND! HANS IS RUSHING OVER TO HELP DRAKE-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT LOOK UP! BECAUSE IT ISN’T A BIRD, IT ISN’T A PLANE-
Rich Russillo: ITS BRONSON DANIELS THAT SOARS OVER THE TOP ONTO BOTH DRAKE AND HANS WITH A BACK PLANCHA! KELTON GOT OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME, AND BOTH DRAKE AND HANS WERE TAKEN OUT!
(Bronson looks at the chainsaw on the floor, and he just shakes his head before getting up and grabbing Hans.)
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON IS BACK TO FEET, AND PULLS HANS BACK TO HIS- HEY, WHOA!
Persephone: :krabs:
(The commentary team clears out as Bronson chucks Hans Grayson over their table.)
Persephone: Watch it next time!
Rich Russillo: HARSH LANDING FOR GRAYSON BEHIND OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AS THE DUO OF ELYSIUM TURN THEIR ATTENTION BACK OVER TO DRAKE!
Thadd Blazevich: YEAH, DRAKE GETS ROLLED BACK INSIDE THE RING WHILE KELTON AND BRONSON GO DIGGING!
Persephone: Please be more chainsaws, please be chainsaws…
Rich Russillo: Nope! It looks like Drake is the only one interested in using those chainsaws, because Kelton has actually produced a trash can!
Persephone: Ugh, it reminds me of this match. Trash.
Thadd Blazevich: Ehh… respectfully, not your best work, bro.
Persephone: Shut up.
Rich Russillo: Kelton throws the trash can inside, and rolls back in as Bronson Daniels is still digging! Meanwhile, Kelton is placing that trash can over Armstrong’s torso while he rises to a knee.
Thadd Blazevich: Oh no, and Bronson Daniels takes out two kendo sticks! DANIELS ROLLS BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND HANDS KELTON ONE BEFORE THE TWO START TEEING OFF ON DRAKE IN THAT TRASH CAN!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE GOES BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN BOTH MEN STUMBLING AROUND AS THEY BOTH GET HITS IN! BEFORE DRAKE MANAGES TO SLIP THAT TRASH CAN FROM OFF HIS BODY, AND SEEMS TO BE RELIEVED AT FIRST UNTIL REMEMBERING THERE’S STILL ELYSIUM HOLDING TWO KENDO STICKS!
Thadd Blazevich: AND BOTH MEN GO TO SWING!
Persephone: What- why’d they stop?
Rich Russillo: I BELIEVE THEY NOTICED DRAKE WAS COVERING HIS HEAD UP TO AVOID IT, AND AIMED FOR THE RIBS INSTEAD! CRACKING HIM FROM BOTH SIDES OF HIS BODY WITH THOSE KENDO STICKS!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE COLLAPSES DOWN TO BOTH KNEES, AND KELTON COMES FROM BEHIND WITH THAT KENDO STICK! PULLING IT OVER DRAKE’S HEAD, AND PULLING BACK WITH THAT KENDO STICK PRESSED INTO DRAKE’S THROAT! HOLDING HIM UP ONTO BOTH KNEES!
Rich Russillo: ARMSTRONG’S IN TROUBLE AS BRONSON BEGINS WHACKING HIM ACROSS THE ABDOMEN WITH HIS KENDO STICK! DRAKE CAN’T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF, BEING KEPT RESTRAINED BY KELTON WHILE DANIELS CONTINUES TO GET HIS SHOTS IN!
Thadd Blazevich: WELTS ARE BEGINNING TO FORM ON DRAKE BEFORE KELTON AND DANIELS FINALLY RELENT! DRAKE DROPS DOWN TO ALL FOURS, AND BRONSON GETS ONE LAST SHOT IN ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT KENDO STICK!
Persephone: Elysium isn’t a good tag team, but they’ve certainly been one longer than Drake and Hans. No idea what they were thinking by agreeing to this match. They had no chance!
Rich Russillo: Cmon, don’t count them out just yet.
Thadd Blazevich: Yeah, I’m with Rich. We still haven’t seen either Drake or Hans pull out their best moves against Elysium yet. We definitely haven’t seen Drake’s secret weapon yet, being his Armstrong Family Ring.
Persephone: Him and that damn ring.
Thadd Blazevich: Hate all you want, it’s effective.
Persephone: I guess… but quick question.
Thadd Blazevich: Shoot.
Persephone: When did I ask?
Rich Russillo: Guys, let’s keep it professional. BECAUSE TURNING OUR ATTENTION BACK TO IN-RING ACTION, KELTON STARTS PRESSING ONE END OF THAT KENDO STICK INTO THE THROAT OF ARMSTRONG AS HE BEGAN TO STAND OVER HIM!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON REMOVES THAT KENDO STICK FROM THE THROAT OF DRAKE AFTER A WHILE, AND ARMSTRONG BEGINS TO COUGH! NO DOUBT STRUGGLING TO BREATHE BEFORE BOTH KELTON AND BRONSON EXIT THE RING!
Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN DO SOME DIGGING, AND FIND A SINGULAR TABLE UNDERNEATH THE RING! ASSISTING THE OTHER WITH SETTING IT UP RINGSIDE!
Persephone: Really? They’ve barely even touched the chainsaws…
Thadd Blazevich: Hey, I’ll never complain about a good ol’ fashioned table!
Persephone: Whatever…
Rich Russillo: And with that table being set up, the two men have turned their attention to Hans, who has recently crawled out from behind our announce table…
Thadd Blazevich: Bronson lifts Hans up, and holds both arms behind his back! Allowing Kelton a free shot, which he goes to take- BUT HANS BATTLES BACK WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! KELTON STAGGERS BACK A BIT, AND HANS TWIRLS OUT OF HIS PREDICAMENT! SENDING BRONSON INTO KELTON!
Rich Russillo: KELTON CATCHES BRONSON IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND HANS DELIVERS A JUMPING NECKBREAKER ON KELTON! CAUSING HIM TO SPIKE BRONSON WITH A DDT!
Thadd Blazevich: OBVIOUSLY, IT WASN’T INTENTIONAL! BUT BRILLIANT USE OF BOTH MEN BY HANS! WHO SEEMS TO BE HURTING FROM THAT MOVE HIMSELF, FAVORING HIS BACK AFTER LANDING ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! REMEMBER, IT’S VERY THIN PADDING THERE!
Rich Russillo: HANS GRITS THROUGH THE PAIN, POWERING BACK TO HIS FEET! AND STANDS KELTON UP, ROLLING HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! HANS GOES OVER TO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA, AND GRABS TWO STEEL CHAIRS! SLIDING THEM INSIDE THE RING!
Persephone: I think Drake’s finally coming to after they beat his ass with those kendo sticks.
Rich Russillo: OH, AND HANS GOES DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE RING! SLIDING IN A COUPLE MORE CHAIRS AS WELL! I GUESS THE MORE, THE MERRIER!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS SLIDES IN, AND GRABS A STEEL CHAIR! DRIVING THE TOP OF IT DOWN ONTO THE ABDOMEN OF KELTON! NO DOUBT KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF HIS SYSTEM!
(While Hans fights Kelton with the steel chair, Drake turns his attention towards the chainsaw that he had dropped earlier. Seeing this, a grin begins to form on his face.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE JUST GRABBED THE CHAINSAW, AND HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO JON KELTON AS HE REVS IT UP!!! DRAKE PUTS HIS BOOT ONTO THE HEAD OF JON KELTON, BEFORE BEGINNING TO SLOWLY PRESS THE CHAINSAW AGAINST THE RIGHT SIDE OF KELTON’S CHEST! OH MY GOD!
(Hans watches as Drake cuts Jon Kelton with the chainsaw, and he just has a disgusted look on his face as he watches this continue. After some time Drake changes his direction, and focuses the chainsaw towards Jon Kelton’s right ear.)
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE’S DEFINITELY UPPED HIS AGGRESSION, AND HANS SEEMINGLY AS WELL! WHICH THEY’LL DEFINITELY NEED TO COUNTERACT ELYSIUM, BRO! KELTON MIGHT JUST LOSE AN EAR AS DRAKE IS USING THE CHAINSAW ON IT! MY GOD, THIS IS GIVING ME MEMORIES OF THE FIRST CHAINSAW DEATHMATCH, BROS!
Rich Russillo: ELYSIUM HAS BEEN WORKING AS A WELL OILED MACHINE! BUT HANS AND DRAKE HAVEN’T DONE TOO BAD THEMSELVES WHEN THE SITUATION CALLS FOR IT! ALBEIT SOME HESITANCE FROM HANS’ END, BUT HE’S PUT THEIR DIFFERENCES ASIDE FOR THE SAKE OF VICTORY!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS FINALLY TELLS DRAKE TO STOP BEFORE PICKING KELTON UP, AND POINTING TOWARDS THE TRASH CAN! HANS IS HOLDING BOTH OF KELTON’S ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK, SIMILAR TO WHAT BRONSON DID TO HIM RINGSIDE, AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD POURING FROM THE SIDE OF KELTON’S HEAD WHERE HIS EAR IS! DRAKE RETRIEVES THE TRASH CAN, AND THEN SMASHES KELTON ON THE HEAD WITH IT!
Persephone: If Kelton wasn’t dumb before, he is now.
Rich Russillo: KELTON DROPS TO A KNEE, AND DRAKE RAISES THAT TRASH CAN AGAIN TO SMASH HIM IN THE HEAD A SECOND TIME! PUTTING QUITE THE DENT IN IT!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON DROPS TO ALL FOURS, AND CRAWLS TO THE CORNER! DRAKE DROPS THE TRASH CAN, AND RUSHES BRONSON AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! DRAKE DRIVES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND HANS CLOSES IN AS WELL! JOINING DRAKE IN THE BEATDOWN!
Rich Russillo: BOTH MAN DELIVER STOMPS TO DANIELS IN THE CORNER, AND SINKS HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! DRAKE DELIVERS A RIGHT HANDS TO BRONSON AS HANS GOES BACK AFTER KELTON IN ANOTHER CORNER!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE DRAGS BRONSON BACK TO HIS FEET, AND SENDS HIM OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! BRONSON LANDS ON ALL FOURS, AND DRAKE EXITS THE RING! DRAKE GRABS A CHAIN FROM UNDER THE RING, AND WRAPS IT AROUND BRONSON’S THROAT FROM BEHIND! USING IT TO CHOKE HIM!
Persephone: Can’t say I’ve seen that often.
Rich Russillo: BRONSON RISES BACK TO HIS FEET, STRUGGLING TO BREATH, BUT BACKPEDALS! DRIVING DRAKE BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST TO BREAK IT! SQUISHING HIM BETWEEN THE RINGPOST AND HIS BODY WEIGHT!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON DOUBLES OVER, COUGHING AS HE TRIES TO CATCH HIS BREATH! BUT THAT LACK OF CAPITALIZATION FROM BRONSON ALLOWS DRAKE TO RECOVER, AND DRAKE SHOVES BRONSON GUT FIRST INTO THE POINT OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Rich Russillo: OUCH, THAT’S GOTTA HURT AS BRONSON DANIELS DROPS TO A KNEE!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE GRABS HOLD OF BRONSON, AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER BEFORE UNLOADING WITH RIGHT HANDS AS BRONSON LAYS UP AGAINST IT!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, BACK INSIDE THE RING! HANS GRABS A STEEL CHAIR, EYEING KELTON IN THE CORNER, AND SWINGS WILDLY AT HIS HEAD!
Persephone: CTE!! :gladbron:
Thadd Blazevich: NO! AS KELTON DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND THE CHAIR GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE AS HANS TURNS AROUND IN THE CORNER! KELTON JUST GRABBED THE CHAINSAW THAT WAS ON THE FLOOR, AND HE WILDLY SWINGS IT AT HANS, CUTTING HIM IN THE LEG! I DON’T THINK KELTON WANTED TO USE THAT, BUT HE HAD NO CHOICE AS HE THROWS IT ON THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: GRAYSON SINKS DOWN INTO A BALL, HOLDING THE AREA THAT GOT SLICED AS KELTON TURNS HIM OVER AND SLICES HIS MIDSECTION WITH THE CHAINSAW! KELTON TURNS AROUND AS DRAKE SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND PICKS UP A CHAIR! DRIVING IT INTO THE GUT OF KELTON TO DOUBLE HIM OVER!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH UP, AND BRINGS IT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF JON! CAUSING HIM TO DROP TO HIS KNEES! Hans Grayson slowly pulls himself up, AND WHILE KELTON IS ON HIS KNEES, DRAKE BEGINS TO RAISE THE CHAINSAW!!!
Persephone: YES, BEHEAD KELTON!!!! ONE LESS LOSER ON VOLTAGE!
(Drake goes to swing the chainsaw, but before he can, Hans quickly gets in the way, grabbing Drake’s chainsaw.)
Drake Armstrong: (off-mic) ?
Hans Grayson: (off-mic) WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? We’re trying to win the match, not kill them!
(Drake prepares to explain, but before he can, another revving sound is heard, which causes the crowd to explode with cheers.)
Rich Russillo: BRONSON DANIELS JUST SLID INTO THE RING, AND HE JUST SLICED HANS IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAINSAW BEFORE HITTING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BLUNT END!!! HANS FALLS TO THE MAT AND ROLLS TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND NOW DRAKE TRIES TO SWING AT BRONSON!
Persephone: BRONSON DUCKS UNDER IT THOUGH, AND NOW HE KICKS DRAKE IN THE MIDSECTION!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE DOUBLES OVER AS BRONSON PREPARES TO USE THE CHAINSAW, AND HE SWINGS IT RIGHT AT DRAKE’S FACE! GIVING HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
(The fans gasp, shocked as the Chainsaw connects with Drake’s face.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE JUST FELL BACK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST SPIT OUT A TOOTH!!! DID THE CHAINSAW CONNECT WITH DRAKE’S MOUTH!?
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE TURNS AROUND, AND HE THROWS THE TOOTH AT BRONSON TO DISTRACT HIM, BEFORE RUNNING IN AND CONNECTING WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! DRAKE HAS A NASTY GASH ON HIS FACE, AND YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT CHAINSAW MUST’VE KNOCKED OUT HIS TOOTH AT THE END OF THAT SWING, BRO!
Rich Russillo: Drake is holding his face, and I don’t think he can believe what was done to him! BRONSON THROWS A STEEL CHAIR AT DRAKE THOUGH- AND AS SOON AS DRAKE CATCHES IT, BRONSON RUNS IN WITH A DROPKICK. THE CHAIR HITS DRAKE IN THE FACE, AND DRAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! MEANWHILE, KELTON JUST PICKED UP THE OTHER CHAINSAW AND HIT HANS IN THE FACE WITH THE BLUNT END, SENDING HANS THROUGH THE ROPES! Kelton drops the chainsaw now, before following Hans out of the ring!
Thadd Blazevich: SPEAKING OF, KELTON SENDS HANS UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE, AND INTO THE CROWD AREA! KELTON HOPS OVER HIMSELF, LANDING RIGHT HANDS ON HANS AS THEY BRAWL DEEPER INTO THE AREA!
Persephone: Careful. Who knows what diseases these fans might carry. Hell, they’re probably more dangerous than the chainsaws.
Rich Russillo: Don’t you think that’s a bit… hyperbolic?
Persephone: No, not at all.
Thadd Blazevich: HANS STAGGERS AWAY FROM KELTON AFTER A RIGHT HAND, AND ENTERS THE STAGE AREA FROM THE SIDE! KELTON FOLLOWS HIM UP THERE, AND HANS CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! HANS SENDS KELTON FACE FIRST INTO THE MINI-TRON!
Rich Russillo: MEANWHILE, BRONSON AND DRAKE HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE STAGE AREA AS WELL WHERE THAT CAR IS STILL PARKED, AND BRONSON SENDS DRAKE HEAD FIRST INTO THE HOOD!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON RAISES THE HOOD, AND DROPS IT DOWN ON BACK OF DRAKE! BRONSON GRABS THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD, AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE BACKSEAT WINDOW!
Rich Russillo: I BELIEVE BLOOD IS STARTING TO TRICKLE FROM DRAKE’S HEAD AS BRONSON SENDS HIM STAGGERING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A RIGHT HAND!
(Hans opens the driver side door, and gestures for the chauffeur to get out, which he does. Hans gets in the driver seat-)
Rich Russillo: KELTON! KELTON SLAMS HANS FACE FIRST OFF THE STEERING WHEEL, AND DRAGS HIM OUT THE CAR! KELTON RAKES HANS FACE ACROSS THE GLASS LEFT OVER IN THE WINDOW AFTER DRAKE’S HEAD BROKE IT!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE GLASS DIGS INTO HIS FACE- BUT BATTLES BACK WITH AN ELBOW, AND SLAMS KELTON DOWN ONTO THE EMPTY WINDOW!
Persephone: What’s he doing now?
Thadd Blazevich: HANS SEATS KELTON IN FRONT OF THE CAR OPEN, WHICH IS OPEN, AND SLAMS IT INTO HIS FACE!
(Kelton rolls onto his side with blood coming out of his mouth.)
Rich Russillo: BRONSON ROLLS DRAKE BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND DRAKE TRIES TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS OUT OF HIS HEAD! BUT BRONSON IS ALREADY PREPARING HIS NEXT PUNISHMENT AS HE STARTS PILING UP THE MULTIPLE CHAIRS!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON HOOKS DRAKE UP FOR A POWERBOMB ONTO THE CHAIRS, AND GOES TO HOIST HIM UP- BUT DRAKE HOLDS HIS WEIGHT DOWN! EFFECTIVELY BLOCKING THE MOVE!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE ESCAPES FROM THE POWERBOMB, AND UNCORKS A FOREARM ON BRONSON! BRONSON STAGGERS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES, AND HANS HOPS UP ONTO THE APRON! HOOKING BOTH BRONSON’S ARMS FROM BEHIND!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE FORMS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE, AND PICKS UP A STEEL CHAIR FROM THE PILE! DRAKE LINES BRONSON UP, AND GOES TO TAKE A SWING AT HIS HEAD- BUT BRONSON MOVES OUT THE WAY!
Rich Russillo: WHOA! DRAKE ALMOST CONNECTED WITH A HEADSHOT TO HIS OWN PARTNER ON THE APRON WITH THAT CHAIR! STOPPING HIMSELF LAST MINUTE!
(Hans seems a little annoyed that Drake almost hit him, and begins arguing with him off-mic, but the two don’t get to work that out as-)
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON! KELTON COMES FROM BEHIND, AND YANKS HANS OFF THE APRON BY HIS ANKLE! HANS HIT FACE FIRST ON THE APRON HIS WAY DOWN, AND KELTON WHIPS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Rich Russillo: HANS WRITHES IN PAIN, CLUTCHING AT HIS SHOULDER! BUT DRAKE DROPS THE CHAIR AS HE GETS YANKED FROM BEHIND BY BRONSON, WHO REELED HIM IN BY THE BAND OF HIS TRUNKS FOR A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE CHAIRS!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE ROLLS THROUGH UNTIL HE’S SEATED BACK AGAINST THE BOTTOM ROPE STUNNED! LOOK INTO DRAKE’S EYES, HE IS OUT OF IT!
(Bronson returns to his feet, and starts propping the chairs up with the end of the seats being up against each other like a bridge.)
Persephone: Bronson’s playing architect now. Got it.
Rich Russillo: Kelton slides into the ring, and retrieves Drake up to a knee while Bronson continues setting these chairs up- BUT HANS COMES IN! WHACKING KELTON ACROSS THE BACK WITH A HOCKEY STICK, AND KELTON COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Thadd Blazevich: WHILE KELTON ROLLS AROUND IN AGONY, BRONSON DANIELS TRIES TO REGAIN CONTROL AS HE MARCHES OVER TOWARD HANS! BUT HANS USES THE POINT OF THAT HOCKEY STICK, AND JABS IT INTO THE GUT OF DANIELS!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON DOUBLES OVER, AND HANS SITS HIM ON ONE OF THE CHAIR BRIDGES! KEEPING DANIELS STUNNED WITH MORE RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD BEFORE ASCENDING TO THE TOP ROPE!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS DIVES OFF, AND ONTO BRONSON WITH A METEORA! METEORA ONTO THE BRIDGE OF CHAIRS!
Rich Russillo: HANS CLEARS THE CHAIRS OUT THE WAY, AND CRAWLS INTO THE COVER! HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHH-
Thadd Blazevich: SHOULDER UP! BRONSON STAYS IN IT! AND HANS SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE FRUSTRATED, BUT KEEPS HIS COOL AS HE CHUCKS BRONSON OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Hans joins Bronson out there, meanwhile Drake seems to be getting something!
(As Drake leaves the ring, he can be seen holding the chainsaw from before. He gives it to Hans, and obviously Hans wants nothing to do with it. However, he and Drake share a few words, and Drake points towards Bronson, telling him to do something as Hans begins to think with a reluctant look on his face.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE RUSHES IN AND BOOTS BRONSON BEFORE HE COULD RECOVER, AND NOW HE BEGINS TO HOLD HIM IN POSITION! DRAKE IS YELLING AT HANS TO DO IT, AND I THINK WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS HANS TO DO!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS RUNS IN, AND HE PRESSED THE CHAINSAW AGAINST BRONSON’S STOMACH!!! THAT WAS WICKED, BRO!!! HANS DIDN’T WANNA USE THE CHAINSAW, BUT DRAKE CONVINCED HIM TO DO IT! HANS STOPS, AND HE RAISES THE CHAINSAW BEFORE DELIVERING A SLICE TO BRONSON’S FOREHEAD!
Rich Russillo: AND DRAKE SHOVES BRONSON DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS, BEFORE CURB STOMPING DOWN ON THE BACK OF BRONSON’S HEAD! CAUSING HIM TO GO HEAD FIRST INTO THE SHARP END OF THE STEP!
Thadd Blazevich: AND BRONSON ROLLS AWAY, GROGGILY TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY FROM DRAKE! BUT HANS GRABS HOLD OF BRONSON, AND SENDS HIM UP AND OVER A CORNER OF THE BARRICADE!
Persephone: And back into the crowd area we go…
Rich Russillo: HANS AND DRAKE CONTINUE TO OVERWHELM BRONSIN DANIELS IN THE CROWD AREA- UNTIL KELTON INTERJECTS! CAUSING BOTH HANS AND DRAKE TO TURN THEIR ATTENTION TOWARDS HIM! BEATING KELTON DOWN TO ALL FOURS WITH KICKS AND CLUBBING BLOWS!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE GOES TO TURN HIS ATTENTION BACK OVER TO BRONSON, BUT… where’d he go?
Rich Russillo: I think Drake is questioning the same thing, and trying to get Hans’ attention as well.
Persephone: Seriously, where did he go?
Rich Russillo: WAIT, LOOK UP!
Thadd Blazevich: EPIC! BRONSON JUST CAME FLYING OFF THE BALCONY WITH A CROSSBODY ONTO BOTH MEN!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON POPS TO HIS FEET, AND DESPITE SPORTING A CRIMSON MASK, SEEMS TO BE GETTING A SECOND WIND! BRONSON HELPS KELTON BACK UP, AND LIFTS BOTH HANS AND DRAKE TO THEIR FEET!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE GETS SENT OVER THE BARRICADE, AND ROLLED BACK INTO THE RING BY BRONSON! MEANWHILE, HANS GETS SENT OVER THE BARRICADE BY KELTON!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON SLIDES IN THE RING AS DRAKE IS QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET! AND BRONSON FLOORS DRAKE WITH A “BATMAN PUNCH!”
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE GOES DOWN, AND BRONSON BACKS INTO THE CORNER BEHIND HIM! DRAKE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S COMING AS BRONSON LINES HIM UP!
Persephone: Unfortunately, I do.
Rich Russillo: “MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!”
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DRAKE DUCKS UNDER IT, AND BRONSON SKIDS TO A KNEE, RUSHING BACK TO HIS FEET! DRAKE MAKES IT TO A KNEE, AND SCOOPS BRONSON UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER AS HE CHARGED IN!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE’S GOING FOR “DEATH PENALTY!” BUT BRONSON THRASHES AROUND, AND SLIPS OUT BEHIND HIM! DRAKE GETS GRABBED IN A REAR WAISTLOCK, AND HANS SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Thadd Blazevich: BURNING SHOT LARIAT!! DRAKE NARROWLY DUCKED UNDERNEATH, AND BRONSON GOT FLOORED WITH THE LARIAT!
Rich Russillo: HANS HOOKS THE LEG AS DRAKE STANDS GUARD!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON! KELTON’S COMING TOO, TRYING TO SLIDE IN THE RING!
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE QUICKLY POUNCES INTO A GROUNDED FRONT FACELOCK, KEEPING KELTON AT BAY!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON POWERS BACK TO HIS FEET IN THE FRONT FACELOCK!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
Persephone: Did he get him?
Rich Russillo: NO! KELTON DROVE ARMSTRONG INTO THE COVER, BREAKING IT UP!!
Thadd Blazevich: ARMSTRONG ROLLS TOWARD THE ROPES, AND PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH ASSISTANCE! KELTON RUSHES TOWARD HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE BACKFLIPS OVER THE TOP, BUT CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON, AND DRIVES HIS SHOULDER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! INTO THE ABDOMEN OF KELTON! KELTON DOUBLES OVER, AND DRAKE HOOKS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX!
Thadd Blazevich: AND NOTICE BEHIND HIM! RINGSIDE IS THAT TABLE BRONSON AND KELTON SETUP EARLIER! LOOKING LIKE IT MIGHT COME BACK TO HAUNT THEM IN THE WORST WAY!
Rich Russillo: BUT KELTON BLOCKS THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT, HOLDING HIS WEIGHT DOWN AS DRAKE TRIES TO GET HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND KELTON ESCAPES FROM THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT, BACKING UP FROM DRAKE, AND CONNECTS WITH A “GALICK GUN!”
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE IS TEETERING ON THE APRON NOW, HAVING ALMOST GONE THROUGH THAT TABLE RINGSIDE! BUT BARELY HANGS ON WITH ONE HAND!
Rich Russillo: KELTON FIRES HIMSELF UP, AND GOES FOR ANOTHER “GALICK GUN!”
(CRASH!!)
Thadd Blazevich: THIS TIME, DRAKE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE RINGSIDE!
Persephone: :roman:
Rich Russillo: ARMSTRONG HAS GONE LIMP IN THAT TABLE RUBBLE, AND HANS COMES FROM BEHIND ON KELTON! DRIVING HIM OFF THE ROPES FOR AN O’CONNOR ROLL! BUT KELTON HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, FLINGING GRAYSON OFF!
Thadd Blazevich: HANS ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET, AND MARCHES TOWARD KELTON ON THE ROPES! KELTON EXPLODES WITH ANOTHER “GALICK GUN” ON GRAYSON!
Rich Russillo: HANS STUMBLES INTO THE CLUTCHES OF BRONSON DANIELS FOR “SAVAGE MODE!”
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER! DRAKE IS DOWN! HANS IS OUT!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
…
…
Rich Russillo: WHAT?!
Thadd Blazevich: I’M SHOCKED MYSELF, DUDE! HANS SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, INCHED HIS SHOULDER UP SLIGHTLY OFF THE MAT!
Persephone: Seriously, how did he do that?
Rich Russillo: I THINK ELYSIUM ARE EVEN ASKING THEMSELVES THE SAME QUESTION! BUT THE SHOCK QUICKLY WASHES AWAY, AND IS REPLACED BY DETERMINATION! KELTON STANDS HANS UP, AND GETS HIM IN POSITION FOR A REVERSE DDT!
Thadd Blazevich: DANIELS CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, GOING TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Rich Russillo: BUT DRAKE! DRAKE HOPS ON THE APRON, AND PUSHES BRONSON OFF THE TOP ROPE! BRONSON WENT FACE FIRST FLYING INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER! DANIELS IS DOWN, AND KELTON RELEASES HANS! RUSHING DRAKE ON THE APRON!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT DRAKE HALTS KELTON’S MOMENTUM WITH A BIG RIGHT, AND LOOK ON HIS FINGER! ON IT, HE HAS THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY RING!
Rich Russillo: KELTON STUMBLES BACK, AND DRAKE ENTERS THE RING! KELTON IS OUT ON HIS FEET, AND TAKES A WILD SWING AT DRAKE! BUT DRAKE SCOOPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER FOR A DEATH PENALTY!
Thadd Blazevich: AND HE HITS IT! KELTON GOT SPIKED ON HIS HEAD, AND DRAKE HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
…
…
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT FROM KELTON! KICKOUT FROM KELTON! AND ARMSTRONG CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Persephone: Got his finisher tanked by “Jon Kelton.”
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE IS FRUSTRATED, AND DRAGS KELTON OVER BY THE ROPES! HE IS TYING KELTON’S ARMS BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE!
Rich Russillo: KELTON IS FEEBLY KICKING AT DRAKE WITH HIS FEET, BUT DRAKE STARTS GOING TO TOWN WITH PUNCHES! USING THAT ARMSTRONG FAMILY RING AS BLOOD BEGINS TO COAT IT!
Thadd Blazevich: KELTON IS GLAZED OVER AT THIS POINT, AND DRAKE ROLLS OUT THE RING! DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Oh god…
Persephone: Oh, YES!
(Armstrong pulls out another chainsaw with a sinister expression on his face, sliding into the ring with it.)
Rich Russillo: KELTON IS TRAPPED IN BETWEEN THOSE ROPES, AND IS DEFENSELESS AS DRAKE STARTS REVVING UP THAT CHAINSAW!
(Hans steps in front of Drake, and confronts him about using the chainsaw on a defenseless Kelton, having second thoughts about it. But both quickly turn their attention to the outside as another revving sound can be heard.)
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON! BRONSON HAS A CHAINSAW HIMSELF, AND SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH IT! IT LOOKS LIKE BRONSON ISN’T WILLING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HIS THIS FRIEND! WHAT A BRO!
(Hans steps back as Drake actually has the weapon.)
Rich Russillo: DRAKE AND BRONSON CLASH IN THE CENTER! THOSE TWO CHAINSAWS GRINDING UP AGAINST EACH OTHER!
Thadd Blazevich: BRONSON BACKS DRAKE UP AGAINST THE ROPES, AND PRESSES DRAKE’S OWN CHAINSAW CLOSER TO HIM! DRAKE IS GROWING WORRIED UNTIL HANS COMES FROM BEHIND, TRYING TO PULL BRONSON AWAY!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON SPINS AROUND, SWINGING AT HANS HEAD- BUT HANS NARROWLY DUCKS UNDER IT! DRAKE CHARGES TOWARD BRONSON WITH THE CHAINSAW WHILE DISTRACTED-
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BRONSON GETS HIS CHAINSAW UP TO BLOCK- FINAL ATONEMENT!!
Rich Russillo: KELTON UNTANGLED HIMSELF, AND DELIVERED FINAL ATONEMENT TO HANS! BOTH MEN GO TUMBLING OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! MEANWHILE, BRONSON GOES DOWN TO A KNEE AS DRAKE CONTINUES PRESSING HIS OWN CHAINSAW CLOSER TO HIM!
Persephone: :mjlit:
Thadd Blazevich: OH GOD, IT’S DIGGING INTO BRONSON’S SHOULDER!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON POWERS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND PUSHES ARMSTRONG AWAY! ARMSTRONG GOES TO SWING WITH THAT CHAINSAW AGAIN- BUT BRONSON KNOCKS IT OUTTA HIS HANDS! USING A BIG SWING FROM HIS OWN CHAINSAW!
Thadd Blazevich: AND WITH DRAKE UNARMED, BRONSON SLASHES HIM ACROSS THE TORSO WITH THAT CHAINSAW!
Rich Russillo: BRONSON RAISES THAT CHAINSAW UP TO BRING IT DOWN ONTO DRAKE- BUT DRAKE BLOCKS IT! HOLDING IT UP FROM REACHING HIM WITH BOTH HANDS!
Thadd Blazevich: DRAKE DELIVERS A KICK TO THE GUT, AND BRONSON DROPS THE CHAINSAW! STAGGERING BACK! BOTH MEN ARE STRUGGLING TO STAND AS DRAKE SWINGS WILDLY WITH THE RING!
Rich Russillo: BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER, AND FLIES OFF THE ROPES WITH “MICKEY I JUST KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!” PERHAPS USING HIS LAST BURST OF ENERGY AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, AND BRONSON IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO HIS SHOULDER!
Persephone: That was glorious!
Thadd Blazevich: MEANWHILE, KELTON CHARGES HANS AND SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE BARRICADE! “FINAL ATONEMENT” THROUGH THE BARRICADE! BOTH MEN ARE OUT AS WELL!
(The referee checks on both Drake and Hans being now limp as they’re sprawled out inside the ring, bleeding out from the injuries before heading out to check on Hans and Kelton as well, who haven’t moved in that table rubble.)
(The referee signals an “X” to the timekeeper.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BY ORDER OF THE OFFICIAL… THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RULED A NO CONTEST!
(Referee calls other referees down to help assist each man, and the camera gives a shot of the carnage that has been done throughout this match. All four men are bleeding heavily, not just from all of the glass, chairs, kendo sticks and more that have been used, but from the major wounds that have been inflicted by the chainsaws. There are pools of blood where every Elitist is laid out, and none of them are able to move, having had to exert all of their energy just to get through that match after all the damage done.)
Persephone: WHAT?!
Rich Russillo: The match has been stopped by the referee, and it might not be the popular option-
Persephone: YEAH, NO SHIT!
Rich Russillo: But when the match involves dicing the other up with chainsaws, there was always going to be high risk involved.
Thadd Blazevich: Bronson has a nasty gash in his face, collar and neck… meanwhile Drake got sliced across his body, and he ALSO got cut in the face, which caused a tooth to get knocked out! And dude, let’s not forget about Kelton and Hans and how they got sliced up earlier. Hans got cut in the leg and stomach, and Kelton might’ve lost an ear on top of his chest getting torn apart! It’s probably for the best we stop this.
Rich Russillo: Kelton and Hans already had tons of blood loss, so I guess that barricade crash was both their bodies giving out on them.
Thadd Blazevich: Really, I just hope the best for these dudes, bro.
(Referees and medics continue to check on the four as the camera fades elsewhere.)
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(The camera returns to ringside, where a unique cage has been set up around the ring. The cage can be seen surrounding the ring, leaving only enough space for the weapons that are seen all laid out. The cage is only just a bit taller than the ring, however at the top of the cage is a barbed wire net, covering the top of it. As well as this, the turnbuckles appear to be rigged with explosives.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING, SCHEDULED FOR ONE ALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A CAGE OF DEATH FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Persephone: Finally, the match in which someone might actually die!
Rich Russillo: You seem awfully excited about that.
Persephone: I mean look at this. A steel cage with a barbed wire net on top! All these weapons in the cage itself…all these weapons on the outside. Someone might bite the dust.
Thadd Blazevich: I don’t know about that exactly dude! But I do know this is a hellacious structure! Chris Elite, Cody Maverick and Adam Lucas will enter it. Only one is going to leave!
(‘Kostas’ by Westside Gunn, Conway the Machine & Benny the Butcher blasts through the arena as the audience begins to cheer loudly. Cody Maverick walks out and looks at the crowd with a big smile on his face. He’s focused but still taking in their energy.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS…FIRST…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS…HE IS “THE SIN CITY SUPERSTAR”…COOOOODDDDDYYYY MMMAAAAVVERRIICCKKK!
Rich Russillo: Cody Maverick is here tonight to get his hands on his first World Championship! After an amazing run on Showdown last season, the Sin City Superstar has arrived here on Voltage. Is tonight the night that he gets his hands on the EAW World Championship! The EAW Universe certainly seems to hope so!
Thadd Blazevich: Cody is a cool dude, but he’s real focused right now! He’s been waiting for this kind of opportunity, and now he’s taking his shot! Could this be his night??
(Maverick heads down to the ring, keeping a focused look on his face as he finally enters the cage. ‘Many Men’ by 50 Cent begins to play. Chris Elite slowly makes his way onto the stage. He is completely focused. It is as if there is nothing in this arena right now except him, his opponents and the opportunity ahead, knowing that this is his chance to finally become a two-time World Champion. He makes his way to the ring with purpose.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLY, NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…HE IS GAAWDDD GIVVEEENNN GREEATTNNESSS…CHHHRRRIIIISSSS EEELLLLITTTTEEE!
Thadd Blazevich: Now this a man that has a chip on his shoulder! Chris Elite is looking to regain his spot at the top of Voltage! I mean, this was the brand that he won his only World title on! He has seemed like a bro possessed in the past month! I think he could very well become a two-time world champion tonight at Bloodsport!
Persephone: So either an overhyped amateur or a washed up bald fossil for the next EAW World Champion. What great options.
Rich Russillo: Don’t be like that, Persephone. Chris Elite and Cody Maverick have both had great runs just last season, and now they’re looking to take the next step. If anything, I think that’s exactly why they’ve both been at odds.
(Chris gets inside the cage and his gaze meets Maverick’s. The two of them stare at each other, knowing that they will tear each other apart in order to win tonight.)
(‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ by Royal Deluxe hits and their attention turns towards the stage. Adam Lucas walks out with the crowd booing him. He pays them no intention as all he needs is the championship he holds above his head. He stares at his opponents coldly as he makes his way towards the structure.)
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENT…FROM NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 238 POUNDS…HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION…THE ‘NEXT LEVEL’….ADDDAAAAMMM LUCCCASSS!
Rich Russillo: Both of these Elitists will have to go through this man. Adam Lucas regained the EAW World Championship at Pain for Pride! This is a man that is truly willing to do whatever he has to in order to retain tonight! The only way that title leaves him is over his cold, dead body!
Thadd Blazevich: That’s right bro, and after what he went through to win the title, I completely believe Adam! He’s not willing to lose that title easily, that’s for sure.
Persephone: Whatever. I’m just glad this is a Cage of Death. That’ll at least make this interesting.
(The cage is closed behind as he enters. Steel and weapons surrounding these men on all four sides. They know what’s coming next. The referee calls for the bell and hell is unleashed.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Ladies and gentlemen, that is the bell! These competitors are now free to tear each other apart as they vie for that EAW World Championship! Cody Maverick goes right after Adam Lucas! He rushes down the champion and begins throwing those golden gloves of his! Body punches and more, anywhere he can connect with as he drives him towards the walls of the cage!
Thadd Blazevich: He grabs him by the mane and tries to slam his face right into the side of the cage! But Lucas doesn’t think that idea is particularly cool! He reverses his position and grabs Maverick! BIG GERMAN SUPLEX BRO! He sends that dude back across the ring! He goes to follow up but there’s Chris Elite! SNOOZE! Chris gets Lucas with a big uppercut! Almost knocked him off his feet there but Lucas is holding on!
Persephone: Not for long he isn’t. ELITE WITH THE IRISH WHIP! He’s trying to send Lucas into the side of the cage! STEEL TIME!
Rich Russillo: But no! Adam Lucas is able to stop himself dead in his tracks right before he hits the side of the cage! He turns around to deal with Elite…AND ADAM TAKES ANOTHER UPPERCUT! Elite then picks him up into the fireman’s carry position! He drops him down and looks to give his opponent an early Moment of Clarity! Lucas blocks the leg and then nearly takes his head off with the discus punch!
Thadd Blazevich: RIGHT BACK IN THE FRAY IS MAVERICK! Dude rocks Adam with a forearm smash! LUCAS REPLIES WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Looks like he might have stunned him with that one! He then picks him up and it seems like Adam Lucas might have that front powerslam in the front of his mind here! But that steel wall seems awfully tempting to him! LUCAS THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!
Persephone: OH NO HE DOESN’T! Cody Maverick slips out and behind him! He then shoves Lucas into it! AND THEN HE GETS THE DROPKICK! Yikes, there goes Lucas’ average looks.
Rich Russillo: Cody Maverick brings Lucas back towards the center of the cage! He then gets Lucas in position for that exploder suplex! BUT CHRIS ELITE GETS HIM WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT! He nearly took his head off with that one! He lines up both opponents in the center of the ring! Look at him now, taunting both of his opponents! AND THEN HITS THAT PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT! Elite goes for the cover on both!
ONE!
Thadd Blazevich: AND BRO IS IMMEDIATELY THROWN OFF BY BOTH OF HIS COMPETITORS! It was definitely too early for that one but you can’t blame him for trying. He picks up Maverick now…AND GETS HIM UP FOR THE POWERBOMB POSITION! ELITE THEN TRIES TO THROW MAVERICK INTO THE CAGE! But Maverick is able to catch himself on it! He uses one hand to stabilize himself on the sides of the cage…AND ONE TO RAIN DOWN RIGHT HANDS!
Persephone: COME ON! WE NEED BLOOD!
Rich Russillo: You might just get it here! Maverick manages to avoid getting thrown into the cage! But he grabs Elite and punishes him with a brutal knife-edge chop! He then grabs Elite by the back of his head and sends him into the corner turnbuckles! BUT ELITE RUNS UP THE CAGE INSTEAD! HE COMES BACK WITH A SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT!
Thadd Blazevich: And that was a perfect shot right there dude! He manages to get back up! LUCAS GETS HIM WITH A STINGER SPLASH! He squashes Elite right into the side of the cage and I think some of the cage might have cut him there! Adam Lucas builds up some speed and then launches himself a second time! He crushes his opponent and then locks him in the sleeper hold!
Persephone: BOOO! Come on a submission hold? Who’s he trying to put to sleep, Chris Elite or the audience?
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas is trying to wear down his opponent here, clearly bringing a very tactical approach to this chaotic stipulation! It doesn’t matter how he retains tonight, what matters to him is that he does!
(CRACK!)
Thadd Blazevich: THERE YOU GO BRO! It looks like Maverick was able to gets his hands on a weapon here! He’s got the classic steel chair that he slammed into the back of Lucas! Maverick gives him another hit before placing it on the ground! He grabs him by the head, getting him position for that DDT! Lucas is about to have his head collide with that chair!
Persephone: Never mind apparently! Adam Lucas slips out of it! He then gets Maverick up with a gutwrench suplex! HE SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE CHAIR! Immediately he hooks the leg for that cover!
ONE!
TW-
Rich Russillo: But Maverick gets that shoulder up! That looked like it hurt! Maverick though is not-so-easily going to give up his shot at a world championship! Lucas slides the chair out from underneath him though and wedges it on his head! HE THEN SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF CAGE AS HARD AS HE CAN! The chair is driven right into the throat of Maverick and he might have a hard time breathing for the rest of this one!
Thadd Blazevich: Chris Elite is back on his feet now! He rushes over to Lucas and gets him with that Bitch Maker! HE THEN SCOOPS HIM UP AND GOES RIGHT AT THE SIDE TO THE CAGE! .44 BULLDOG RIGHT INTO IT!
Persephone: That big head of Lucas’s plows right through it and now he’s gotta be barely conscious! Elite is now grabbing weapons off the cage and throwing them inside the ring! Oh, the blood bath is coming! Can’t wait!
Rich Russillo: And it looks like he’s got something special he’s pulling out just for Adam Lucas though! It looks like…a giant sack!
Thadd Blazevich: Not that kind of sack for the peeps at home with dirty minds! But a pillowcase full of something! HE BRINGS IT DOWN RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF LUCAS! And now he’s just wailing on his opponent with it! I don’t know what is in that bro but it looks like it might be bricks! Wait, is one of them ringing?
Persephone: He’s dumping it out now. Look at that, Nokia phones! No wonder Lucas looks like he’s just beaten half to death! Elite doesn’t seem done. He grabs one of the phones and crams it in the mouth of Lucas! AND KNOCKS HIS BLOCK OFF WITH THE UPPERCUT!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas might have just broken a few teeth with that one! I bet he’s wishing his wife was a dentist! Chris Elite now turns back towards the inside of the cage…AND HE’S MET WITH A ROLLING ELBOW FROM MAVERICK! Maverick looks to take advantage of some of these weapons on the ground here and he’s pointing at them, looking for the EAW Universe to give him an answer!
(Maverick’s finger goes across several weapons, including a steel chair, a table, a crowbar…before the crowd begins to cheer loudly, as a grin appears on the face of Cody Maverick.)
Thadd Blazevich: BRO HAS A CACTUS IN HIS HAND! HE SHOVES IT RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THAT SHINY CHROME DOME! That’s just gnarly bro! Elite has a cactus sticking out of his head right now! MAVERICK GETS HIM WITH RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP, DRIVING IT EVEN FURTHER IN AND BREAKING THAT SICK LOOKING VASE!
Persephone: HA! The entire back of his head has been busted open! Get another cactus!
Rich Russillo: No, I think Maverick is satisfied with just the one! He grabs Elite and tosses him back towards the center of the ring! He then goes to hit him again…BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Lucas grabs his leg!
Thadd Blazevich: Bro should have taken a breather! Drawing the attention of Cody Maverick was a bad idea! Maverick drags Lucas back up to his feet and gets him with a forearm! He then sets up one of the panes of glass that is on the wall! HE GOES FOR THE EXPLODER SUPLEX RIGHT THROUGH IT!
Persephone: NOPE! LUCAS LIFTS HIM UP INSTEAD! THROWING HIM MAVERICK RIGHT ON TOP OF IT WITH THE FRONT POWERSLAM!
Rich Russillo: WOW! Maverick goes right through that glass! All those shared digging into his back here! Lucas definitely has taken him out of this one! He now heads to take care of other business and focuses his efforts on Elite! He picks up one of the weapons that Elite brought in here! HE’S GOT A TABLE! But wait a second…it’s got razors all over the top of it! He sets it up in the center of the ring! He’s got bad intentions here for Elite!
Thadd Blazevich: You can say that again brochacho! HE SCOOPS HIM UP! It looks like he’s going for that front powerslam just like he did to Maverick moments again! BUT ELITE DRIVES AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! He manages to get off the shoulders and gets some speed going! ALMIGHTY PUSH! HE POUNCES LUCAS AND SENDS HIM ACROSS THE TABLE, SLICING HIS BACK TO SHREDS AS HE DOES!
Persephone: That was smooth! Didn’t even break the table! Now he’s going for his first cover of the match!
ONE!
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Rich Russillo: And Adam Lucas powers out of that one! That was a nasty blow but he’s still going here! Chris Elite picks back up and places him on top of the table! He then begins to scale the cage, getting up as high as he can go without touching that barbed wired net! HE THEN DIVES OFF WITH THE FROG SPLASH!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT LUCAS ROLLS OFF OF THE TABLE! CHRIS ELITE LANDS RIGHT ON ALL THOSE RAZORS! That is vile bro! I have had that happen before and let me tell you, Elite might down be for a bit here!
Persephone: But look at the smirk on the face of Adam Lucas. We’re not too far into this one at all but he might be able to capitalize on this right now! He’s grabbing something here…another bag of goodies that are thrown inside the ring.
Rich Russillo: THUMBTACKS! Adam Lucas has some thumbtacks! He dumbs them out in the middle of the ring! He then rolls Chris Elite right on top of them! BEFORE LOCKING IN THE LUCAS LOCK! HE’S DRAGGING HIS OPPONENT ACROSS THE TACKS WITH IT!
Thadd Blazevich: Oh no broseph. That looks gnarly as hell! Elite has to be in excruciating pain right now! I know it’s early in this match but he might tap out here! But is Chris Elite willing to throw his shot at the gold away right here?
Persephone: APPARENTLY NOT! HE MANAGES TO ROLL ONTO HIS BACK! He then shoves Lucas away from him! Adam Lucas tries to get back to his feet…BUT ELITE THROWS A BUNCH OF THOSE TACKS RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!
Rich Russillo: He then gets back up his feet and drives Adam Lucas into a glass pane on the side of the cage!
(SMASH!)
Thadd Blazevich: WOAH! BOTH OF THEM CONNECT WITH THE GLASS! And it looks like Adam Lucas got the worst of that! He stumbles back towards the center of the ring and collapses! Meanwhile, Elite takes a moment to recover! Looks like he caught up in some of that as well! Everything in this ring is deadly!
Persephone: Finally Elite gets back on his feet, using the cage as a crutch. Come on, already. GET. BACK. IN. THE. GAME.
Rich Russillo: That certainly seems to be his intention here Persephone! Chris Elite drags Adam Lucas back up! He gets him in position for Dead Roses, centering him right over the thumbtacks…
Thadd Blazevich: BUT IN COMES MAVERICK! HE GRABS ELITE FROM BEHIND AND GETS HIM WITH THE LEAPING NECKBREAKER! He then picks up Adam Lucas! ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY RIGHT ONTO ELITE! BRO JUST USED BRO ON BRO!
Persephone: Was that even English?
Rich Russillo: It looks like he’s going after the champion now! He picks up Lucas…AND POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE MAT! THEN GETS HIM WITH THAT KNEE TO THE JAW! Maverick has taken over this one! And now he takes hold of Elite, bringing him over to the cage and placing his legs on it. IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS THAT MONEYMAKER!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT ELITE PUSHES OFF THE CAGE AND SPIKES HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH A TORNADO DDT! INSTEAD! Maverick is now the one going face first into the tacks! This is a massive opening here for Elite! He lines up a shot right at the back of Maverick’s head! OPEN YA MATA!
Persephone: Oh shit, he misses it! Maverick moved out of the way right before contact! Elite gets back up and then charges right at him! BUT HE’S CAUGHT BY THE SPINEBUSTER! DEEP END BY MAVERICK! He hooks the leg for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Rich Russillo: BUT ADAM LUCAS LIFTS HIM RIGHT OFF WITH THE DEADLIFT GUTWRENCH! HE THEN SLAMS HIM RIGHT ON TOP OF ELITE! Seems like Elite is just getting the bad end of the stick all night here! Lucas turns his attention back towards Maverick though…AND RUSHES FORWARD FOR THAT WOKE!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT HE’S TRIPPED BY ELITE! Chris is looking pissed dude! Before Adam Lucas can get back to his feet…AND THEN BLASTS HIM WITH THE UPPERCUT! Elite now grabs the steel chair! HE BRINGS IT DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MAVERICK! He then drags him over to the cell, places his head against it with the chair draped over! HE THEN RUNS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND DELIVERS OPEN YA MATA!
Persephone: HE MIGHT HAVE JUST FRACTURED HIS SKULL WITH THAT ONE! HELL YEAH! Chris Elite now hooks the leg for the cover! Do we have a new champion!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Rich Russillo: NO! LUCAS MAKES THE SAVE AGAIN WITH WOKE! HE PUNTS CHRIS ELITE RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Thadd Blazevich: But it doesn’t look like bro is going for a cover! He goes over to the door and kicks it straight off of its hinges! He heads to the outside and starts looking around for what he can use to tear apart those men in the ring! I THINK HE HAS SOMETHING DUDE!
Persephone: Looks like someone left some fluorescent light tubes out here. Plenty of them too! Adam Lucas slides a bunch in the ring before heading back in! He picks one of them up…AND BREAKS IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF MAVERICK! HE THEN GRABS THE TWO HALVES AND STABS THEM DOWN INTO HIS BACK!
Rich Russillo: We are seeing a sadistic side of Lucas here! He begins stabbing it into the head of his opponent, cutting his forehead to shreds! Some of those shards get in the eyes and now Maverick might not be able to see!
Thadd Blazevich: He picks up another and moves towards Elite! He puts it in the mouth of his opponent here! Looks like he’s trying to get some revenge for the Nokia Phone! HE THEN DELIVERS A BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT TO ELITE! SHATTERING THE GLASS!
Persephone: He’s got eyes on the back of head apparently. He sees Maverick trying to stand back up! HE THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR AT HIM WHILE HE RUNS AGAINST THE CAGE! GENESIS! HE GETS THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH! And now he hooks the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Rich Russillo: MAVERICK KICKS OUT OF IT! I almost can’t believe it! Lucas doesn’t seem too happy about that at all! HE PICKS HIM BACK UP AND SMASHES HIS FACE OFF THE CAGE! He then drags it across the steel, maybe trying to grate him through it! He then repositions himself behind his opponent…AND SENDS MAVERICK INTO THE CAGE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Thadd Blazevich: NO HE DOESN’T! Cody Maverick plants his feet down and refuses to be launched! Instead he drives Lucas backwards and into the cage! He then delivers a variety of body punches, trying to wear Lucas down any way he can! He then gets him up onto his shoulders! AND BRO! CODY SIDEWALKS HIM RIGHT DOWN INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!
Persephone: Damn, this ring is becoming just thumbtacks and glass more than anything.
Rich Russillo: Indeed it is! A perfect representation of these Elitists are willing to break their opponents by any means necessary! Cody Maverick has taken back the driver’s seat here! He lifts Lucas back up in position for a back suplex! He’s about to drop him on Elite once again!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT BRO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Lucas collides with the mat as Chris Elite gets back up onto his feet! Maverick comes right at him with a big right hook! Elite ducks underneath it…BACKSLIDE DRIVER! Elite now turns his attention back towards Lucas! He picks him up and gets him in position for a powerbomb! HE’S AIMING TOWARDS ONE OF THOSE OTHER CORNERS!
Persephone: OOOOH! BUT LUCAS HAD SOME SHARDS IN HIS HANDS! HE SHOVES THEM IN THE EYES OF ELITE! He can’t see shit right now! LUCAS GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE WALL OF CAGE!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD! THE BACK OF CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD HITS THE STEEL! I don’t know if he’s even conscious after that! Adam Lucas though isn’t through with him! He picks up his last light tube and holds it up, ready to bring down into Elite!
Thadd Blazevich: WOAH! CODY MAVERICK OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT LIGHTS OUT! HE PUNCHES THE LIGHT TUBE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS! He rolls on top of him, hooking the leg for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Persephone: ELITE COLLAPSES ON TOP OF THE COVER, BREAKING IT UP! Damn, I actually thought he was dead. Yay…I guess.
Rich Russillo: These competitors have already put each other through enough hell in this one! But they are willing to do whatever they have to here! Cody Maverick crawls back to his feet, he wants his first world championship more than anything! HE GRABS ELITE AND GETS HIM WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Thadd Blazevich: And now grabs Lucas, dragging him right over the glass! HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THAT RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Adam Lucas is no stranger to glass tonight dude! Maverick stands above him, the crowd is in the palm of his hand here!
Cody Maverick: (off-mic) CO-DY MAVERICK!
Persephone: The douche drop doesn’t go off! LUCAS STABS HIM IN THE RIBS WITH SOME GLASS ON THE WAY DOWN! Maverick scrambles off in pain as Adam Lucas gets back onto his feet!
Rich Russillo: AND HE TAKES MAVERICK DOWN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Damn, he put everything he had into that one! He then grabs him by the hair, keeping him from falling over! AND HE JUST BEGINS PUNCHING MAVERICK OVER AND OVER AGAIN! He is mercilessly beating him here! Lucas is not going to let anyone take his championship away tonight! Not with everything he had to do to get it.
Adam Lucas: (off-mic) It doesn’t end here. It can’t end here. Not for me.
Thadd Blazevich: AND WITH THAT, LUCAS HEFTS UP HIS OPPONENT! HE THROW MAVERICK RIGHT THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE CAGE WITH THE LEVEL UP!
Persephone: That’s probably coming out of his paycheck right?
Rich Russillo: And you have to wonder if Maverick is even going to be able to stand after that one! Adam Lucas stands at the side of the ring, staring him down with absolute apathy! He turns aro-
Persephone: AND HE GETS HIT BY THAT ALMIGHTY PUSH! HE IS LAUNCHED TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF MAVERICK! Elite just blindsided that man.
Chris Elite: (off-mic) Pretentious asshole.
Persephone: I bet he can’t spell “pretentious”.
Thadd Blazevich: What is he doing right now? Is bro…scaling that thing? Oh dude he totally is! Chris Elite is making his way up the Cage of Death and onto that barbed wired net! He knows that he has to put it all on the line tonight! He has to be willing to go to places he wouldn’t before…literally reaching new heights if possible!
Rich Russillo: He begins walking it like a tight rope, picking up some speed before he reaches the end! AIMIN FOR THE MOON OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE! HE LANDS OF BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS!
Persephone: He’s dead right?
Thadd Blazevich: NOT EVEN CLOSE BRO! Wait actually maybe kind of close. It doesn’t matter cause Elite stands back up and grabs the arm of Adam Lucas and begins dragging him inside the ring! It takes monumental effort, barely able to budge him after all the damage he’s taken!
Rich Russillo: BUT CHRIS ELITE GETS HIM INSIDE THE RING! HE THEN HOOKS THE LEG! Is he finally going to get a world title once more?
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Persephone: how the f-
Thadd Blazevich: ADAM LUCAS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! DUDE! This man has taken so much punishment here tonight! But he is refusing to relinquish that championship! He is going to hold onto it with all he’s got!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite looks devastated! He thought that he had just taken it right there! He grabs the side of the cage, dragging himself with every once of effort back to his feet! HE THEN TAKES AIM AT ADAM LUCAS! Elite wants to put this away…AND HE GOES FOR THE MONEY SHOT!
(WHACK!)
Thadd Blazevich: BRO IS THAT A BASEBALL? IT LOOKS LIKE CODY MAVERICK JUST GOT A HOME RUN RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF ELITE! He has fans in the audience throwing him balls now! AND HE’S HITTING THEM RIGHT INTO THE CAGE! BATTER UP BRO!
Rich Russillo: He gets a few good hits in, making sure to get some grounds into Lucas as well! Maverick could enjoy a baseball career if this doesn’t work out tonight!
Persephone: Maybe if he wasn’t 47 years old. At least he looks that old. Maverick comes back in the cage! HE IMMEDIATELY DRIVES THE BASEBALL RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF ELITE BEFORE BRINGING IT DOWN RIGHT ON HIS BACK! Elite falls down onto his knees…and he batters up! HE GOES TO GET A HEADRUN WITH ELITE’S FACE!
Rich Russillo: BUT HE DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY! HE ROLLS FORWARD AND DROPS MAVERICK WITH THAT HEAD SHOT! The pele kick might have saved him some momentary suffering! He goes to crawl on top of him, hoping to get a cover!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT ADAM LUCAS STABS HIM IN THE LEG WITH SOME GLASS! AND THEN PUTS HIM IN ANKLE LOCK! AND HE IS CRUSHING GLASS INTO HIS LEG AS HE DOES! This is just nasty bro!
Persephone: Oh brutal. Lucas is probably tearing into that tendon by now. He would rather Chris Elite never walk again then have his title taken here! The question is if Elite is going to tap out here? My bloodlust hasn’t been satiated yet.
Rich Russillo: He is in incredible pain here! No one could blame Chris Elite for surviving to fight another day! And it looks like his hand is raising…is this it?
(…)
Thadd Blazevich: CHRIS ELITE ROLLS FORWARD TO ESCAPE! She sends Adam Lucas across the ring…AND MAVERICK CATCHES HIM! HE SNATCHES HIM UP IN A FALLAWAY SLAM! HE THROWS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE OPEN WALL!
Persephone: Welp, it seems to be just Maverick and Elite inside that ring now. I say standing but it’s more like swaying. Light breeze could probably knock him over at this point.
Rich Russillo: It’s true, both of these competitors are on the verge of collapse here! BUT THEY RUSH AT EACH OTHER ANYWAYS! A BRAWL IS TAKING PLACE RIGHT HERE AS MAVERICK AND ELITE TRADE BLOWS! They are throwing punches, forearms and whatever they can think out of right now!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT MAVERICK IS GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM! Those boxing skills are coming in handy once again in this one! He is just unleashing hits into him, driving him towards the side of the cage! HE THEN GETS HIM WITH A MASSIVE DISCUS PUNCH THAT SEEMS TO STUN HIM! Now he runs back towards the ropes and comes back at Elite…LIGHTS OUT!
Persephone: BUT ELITE LEAPS UP AND DRILLS HIM IN THE NOSE WITH THE OPP SPOTTER! That flying headbutt gets him right in that stupid face!
Rich Russillo: He might have caved in his face with that one! A perfect counter from Elite! If he can take advantage of this, he might finally have another reign as a world champion! He scrapes Maverick up off the mat and onto his shoulders! HERE COMES HOURS IN SILENCE!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT HIS LEG GIVES OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM! He was so close to finishing this bro! He drops Maverick and it looks like his dreams just gave out on him! You can see the frustration on his face, he believed it dude!
Persephone: I didn’t.
Rich Russillo: That’s not true! He was so close and you know it! He’s now trying to get back up and it takes him a few moments! He’s able to do it though! But he turns around…AND GETS A BOOT IN THE STOMACH FOLLOWED BY A SIN CITY STUNNER! MAVERICK GETS HIM WITH IT! MAVERICK DIVES OUT ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Thadd Blazevich: NO! CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT OF IT! CODY MAVERICK CAN’T BELIEVE IT BRO AND NEITHER CAN I! Elite refuses to die tonight and I can’t blame him for that! He wants to regain his status more than anything!
Rich Russillo: He might live to regret that. He takes hold of Elite, forcing him back up to a vertical base! HE THEN CATCHES THE ARM IN THE HALF-NELSON POSITION! WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT! HIGH! ROLLER!
Persephone: NOPE! ADAM LUCAS DELIVERS A DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF HIS OPPONENT! Down goes both of the opponents! Lucas looks worse for wear but he is back in this. He just needs to finish this!
THadd Blazevich: That does seem to be what’s on his mind right now! Adam Lucas grabs Maverick first! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OUT ONTO THE DOWNED WALL! He then picks Elite and then throws him out of there too! Where is this dude going? Wait a second…I think he wants to play with all the goodies that are outside the ring!
Rich Russillo: It looks like he’s got his eyes on some of the tables on the outside! We got a few more of them out here that are covered in razors! He grabs two of them and sets them up on opposite sides of the fallen wall! He takes hold of Cody Maverick in position for another powerbomb! AND HE SENDS HIM THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES WITH THE POWERBOMB!
Persephone: Oh it looks like Maverick is down now. Adam Lucas heads over to the other table now…and it looks like he’s got a fun idea. HE PULLS OUT A MATCH AND SETS IT ABLAZE! Chris Elite really has the worst luck, huh?
Thadd Blazevich: Apparently dude. He drags Elite onto his feet! HE THEN THROWS HIM UP INTO POSITION FOR THE LEVEL-UP! AND HE SENDS HIM DOWN INTO THE FIRE BELOW! BUT CHRIS ELITE COUNTERS WITH A HURRICARANA!
Rich Russillo: But Adam Lucas refuses to go down! He keeps a hold of his opponent and lifts him back up into the powerbomb position! HE DELIVERS A SITTING POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE INSTEAD!
Persephone: Wow. It looks like everyone is now down on the outside of the ring. So now no one gets to capitalize on the carnage. COME ON!
Thadd Blazevich: It looks like Maverick might be the first one getting back up here! Normally, he’s in a pretty good mood but right now he looks pissed! He starts walking around the ring…before breaking out into a sprint! HE THEN RUSHES TOWARDS LUCAS AND GETS HIM WITH ANOTHER LIGHTS OUT! That superman punch connects on him and it looks like Maverick is back in control here!
Rich Russillo: He pulls Elite back up and goes to throw him back inside the ring! BUT ELITE MANAGES TO THROW HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE! A desperate move that might have bought him some time here! Chris Elite immediately collapses, it seems like all of his effort was used up there!
Persephone: But wait a second…no! It looks like he’s beginning to stir! He grabs onto the side of the cage and…AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S CLIMBING IT YET AGAIN! Oh yeah, he’s going to do another big ass dive. Maybe die during it.
Thadd Blazevich: Sometimes you have to ask yourself dude…what are you willing to sacrifice for glory! He isn’t the only one who’s thinking that! It looks like Maverick is beginning to climb up the cage as well! Whatever is about to happen up there, you know someone is in for a long way down!
Rich Russillo: And both Chris Elite and Cody Maverick have made it to the top of the cage! ONCE AGAIN A BRAWL IS GOING DOWN! These two are fighting up there, neither one wanting to be the one thrown down off the top! MAVERICK BREAKS THE DRAW WITH A MASSIVE FOREARM! HE LOOKS OUT TOWARDS THE CROWD!
Cody Maverick: (off-mic) Bombs. Away.
Persephone: HE GOES TO THROW HIM OFF THE TOP BUT ELITE SAYS SCREW THAT! HE GETS MAVERICK WITH THE SNOOZE! AND ANOTHER! AND A THIRD JUST TO MAKE SURE HE’S SOFTENED UP! HE THEN GRABS THE ARM FOR THE HAMMERLOCK DDT! FACE VALUE RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT BARBED WIRE NET!
Thadd Blazevich: THE ENTIRE THING GIVES OUT BRO! ALL THAT BARBED WIRE FALLS DOWN INTO THE RING AND IT LOOKS LIKE MAVERICK AND ELITE ARE WRAPPED UP IN IT! Look at the cuts they took because of it! There is so much blood inside that ring! They are leaving everything behind in there! Almost literally!
Rich Russillo: But wait a second here! Chris Elite manages to crawl over to his opponent! He puts an arm over Maverick’s chest! COULD THIS BE IT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Persephone: NO! LUCAS PUTS A PIECE OF BARBED WIRE AROUND CHRIS’ NECK AND PULLS HIM OFF OF MAVERICK! HE MIGHT BE TRYING TO GAROTE ELITE HERE!
Thadd Blazevich: You can see the metal piercing into the neck of the Elite here! If Adam Lucas keeps pulling on it, he might just get him! He lets it go though and moves the barbed wire of him! He takes hold of Chris Elite and with the coldest stare! AND THEN HE PICKS HIM UP…AND THERE IT IS! LEVEL UP! He powerbombs right into the various shards all over the mat! He then leans down the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Rich Russillo: BUT CODY MAVERICK CRAWLS OUT OF THE BARBED WIRE NEXT JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE MATCH! ADAM LUCAS LOOKS AT HIM IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! And that quickly turns into rage as he descends on him! HE JUST STOMPING AWAY ON MAVERICK! He is completely livid right now and you have to understand it! He was so close to retaining the title!
Persephone: He finally drags him up to his feet…AND LUCAS PUNCHES DOWN INTO THE GLASS! HE’S GETTING SHARDS OF GLASS IN HIS HAND! He doesn’t care about the pain…actually crazy. HE THEN RUNS TO THE SIDE OF CAGE AND DECKS MAVERICK WITH THE GENESIS!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT MAVERICK DUCKS UNDER THE ARM! HE GETS HIM IN THAT HALF-NELSON BRO! HE THEN GETS HIM AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE SHRAPNEL WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM! THE HIGH ROLLER CONNECTS!
Rich Russillo: Maverick now hooks the leg! We have a new EAW World Champion!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Persephone: BUT CHRIS ELITE HITS THE BOX OFFICE SMASH RIGHT ON THE BACK OF MAVERICK’S HEAD! HE ROLLS HIM OFF LUCAS AND GOES FOR THE COVER! HE JUST STOLE THIS!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Thadd Blazevich: BUT NO! LUCAS IS BARELY ABLE TO MAKE THE SAVE AGAIN! HE RUSHES TOWARDS THE COVER AND THROWS HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO IT! Dude, what is it going to take tonight? They are operating on auto-pilot now with a single objective! WIN!
Rich Russillo: And it seems like Chris Elite is looking for a final gambit here. He picks Adam Lucas back up onto his feet! HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! THEN HITS HIM WITH THE OPEN YA MATA! That V Trigger might have been the knock out blow there! Elite though isn’t going for a cover, he’s heading to the outside to look for a weapon!
Persephone: Is…that what I think it is?
Thadd Blazevich: If you think that’s a table with C4 strapped to it? Then yeah dude. It looks like Chris Elite is setting it up in the ring! He’s got his eyes on Adam Lucas! Is he about to put him through the explosive table?
Rich Russillo: BUT NO! CODY MAVERICK IS UP AND HE ROCKS ELITE WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! These two elitists begin trading blows once again! Neither one of them is willing to part with an opportunity such as this! ELITE TRIES TO BREAK THE STALEMENT WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! BUT HE EXPOSES HIS BACK MAVERICK GETS HIM WITH THE INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! THEN THE OTHER ATOMIC DROP!
Thadd Blazevich: HE THEN BOOTS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND LOOKS FOR THAT SIN CITY STUNNER! But Chris Elite is able to shove him away! Maverick comes back looking for a clothesline but Elite ducks under it! HE GETS HIM WITH THE HEAD SHOT! The pele kick makes contact with him! HE SCRAMBLES BACK UP BRO AND GETS MAVERICK IN POSITION FOR DEAD ROSES!
Rich Russillo: BUT AS HE BRINGS HIM, MAVERICK SLIPS BEHIND HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX! He then rolls him back up to his feet and runs over to the side of the cell! TORNADO DDT! He spikes Elite’s skull into the mat and now there’s an opening!
Persephone: HE THEN GETS ELITE UP ABOVE HIS HEAD IN THAT POWERBOMB POSITION! OH HELL YES! OH THIS IS ABOUT TO BE OVER! HERE COMES THE ANGEL OF MERCY THROUGH THE TABLE!
Thadd Blazevich: NO DUDE! NO! CHRIS ELITE SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDERS AND GETS BEHIND MAVERICK! HE GETS HIM UP FOR THAT BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX INTO THE NECKBREAKER! THE FUSION DANCE CONNECTS! HE THEN LIFTS MAVERICK UP…AND GETS HIM WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Rich Russillo: But he rolls through with it! HE DEADLIFTS MAVERICK UP IN THE AIR AND SPIKES HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!
(BOOM!)
Persephone: HA! MAVERICK JUST GOT BLOWN TO SHREDS! I DON’T EVEN THINK HE HAS A PULSE RIGHT NOW! Chris Elite slowly crawls towards him, over the broken glass and thumbtacks! HURRY UP AND COVER HIM-
Thadd Blazevich: WHAT WAS THAT! HE JUST GOT TAKEN OUT BY THE PUNT KICK! WOKE! Before he could even make the cover too! Adam Lucas is back on his feet but dude, what is that around his foot? Is that? No way.
Rich Russillo: Yes way. Adam Lucas’s entire foot was covered in barbed wire! He just shredded the skull of Chris Elite with that one! Everyone is now down inside that ring besides Adam Lucas!
Persephone: Look at that, he drags Chris Elite back up to feet. Elite barely seems to be able to move on his own now! Nonetheless…LUCAS TOSSES HIM UP FOR THE LEVEL-UP! AND HE THROWS RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES WHERE THE EXPLOSIVES ARE!!!!!
(BOOM!)
Thadd Blazevich: THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE EXPLODES! THE C4 THAT WAS HIDDEN THEN DETONATES AND THE ENTIRE BACK OF ELITE IS LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! He might just be dead after that one! Chris Elite collapses face first into the mat!
Rich Russillo: Adam Lucas shoves him over onto his back and then hooks the leg for the cover! This is the end of the road I think!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Everybody Knows (Unstoppable)’ by Royal Deluxe begins to play as Adam Lucas slowly crawls off of Chris Elite. Adam is unable to move much more, as much like his opponents, he is broken down following that match. Blood is dripping down his face, but after some time, he smiles.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STILL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION…ADDDAAAAMMMMM LUCCCCCAAASSSS!
Rich Russillo: MY GOD! What a match between these elitists! Inside that cage of death, they would tear each other apart! They would do whatever they could to get that world championship! But all of them survived so much! They put their opponents through hell! But in the end, Adam Lucas is walking out of here with the championship!
Thadd Blazevich: I have seen my fair share of matches just like this one! But these three dudes deserve mad props for tonight! They destroyed that cage to destroy each other! I mean, these fans just experienced an insane main event!
Persephone: Could have more explosions.
Rich Russillo: There were plenty of them! And explosive action! We saw it all! Glass, steel, explosives, all of it! And the only one that survived it all is Adam Lucas! Congratulations to the champion!
(The camera shifts towards Chris Elite who is being attended to by EMTs. He stares up at Adam Lucas with disappointment. Meanwhile, Cody Maverick has been moved to the outside. He’s leaning against the barricade, fans patting his back but he looks pissed.)
(The final shot is Adam Lucas holding his gold high above his head. Beaten, bloodied but without any doubt…still the EAW World Champion.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
