( EAW Intro plays ) …
( A narrators voice can be heard in the background )
Narrator: On the last stop before the biggest show in history …
( The Pain for Pride Se7en logo can be seen )
Narrator: The extremists in EAW get taken to a whole other level …
( Various shots of fire-based moments in EAW Play )
Narrator: How far would you be willing to go to main event Pain for Pride?
( Shots of the first No Way Out match on the screen followed by shots of the extremists taking part in the match )
Narrator: How far would you go in order to become the world champion?
( Shots of the Scott Diamond/Sekaiichi feud plays )
Narrator: Or to get yourself out of defending your championship?
( Shots of the Demons Council/House of Renegades, Zack Crash feud plays )
Narrator: Or to defend your legacy?
( Shots of the Jaywalker/American Dream feud plays )
Narrator: Would you be willing to risk being burned to achieve what you desire?
( Shots of Dark Demon throwing a fireball in Nick Angels face plays )
Narrator: Would you be willing to play with fire?
( Shots of Sekaiichi burning the Heart Break Boy on the cross plays )
( Camera pans into the building as ‘’Broken Crown’’ by Mumford & Sons plays as red and black pyro shoots up from the stage and blasts all the way down to the ring )
Masters: WELCOME TO DIA DEL DIABLO!!! DAY OF THE DEVIL AND THE FINAL STOP BEFORE THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDS, PAIN FOR PRIDE SE7EN!!!! Tonight, bodies will be BURNED, titles will be defended, history will be made! Tonight, we will find out who will challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship in the Hellfire No Way Out match, along with Mikado Sekaiichi defending against Scott Diamond for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Mak: You mean OUR Mikado is having a warm-up before he puts on a display at Pain for Pride that only a king could put on, get it fucking right Nazi.
( Camera pans to Stew-O and The Heart Break Gal )
Stew-O: Indeed, on the Dynasty side of things it is going to HEAT UP tonight, as Demons Council takes on the House of Renegades and Zack Crash in a Three Degrees of Hell match and Jaywalker defends his Hall of Fame Championship against Cameron Ella Ava in a branding match but first, the unified tag team titles will be defended as Dynamite Rain take on Demons Council!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is for the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!… AND IT IS A FLAMING TABLES MATCH!!
( ‘House of Dreams’ by Bliss N’ Eso hits as Eddie Mack and Xavier Williams confidently make their way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, representing DEMON’S COUNCIL!!… XAVVIERRRR WILLIAMSSSS AND EDDIIEEEEE MACCCCKKKKKKK!!
HBG*with her hands together and eyes closed*: If you can hear me… I promise, I truly promise I’ll be a good Heart Break Gal. Just don’t let them win, please. I’ll do anything.
( ‘Subconcious’ by The Score hits as Carlos Rosso and GI Styles make their way to the ring with their championships hanging from their waists )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents… THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CARLOSSSS ROSSOO… GI STYLLEESSSS… DYYYNAMMITEEEEEEEEE RAIIIIIIINNNNNN!!
Stew: Certainly one of the, if not the greatest tag team in the grand history of this company, tonight Carlos Rosso and GI Styles face a daunting task. They must, contrary to what my partner might say, they must beat two EXTREMELY talented individuals, and if that wasn’t enough, as our ring announcer stated earlier, the stipulation for this match… flaming tables.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: AND AWAY WE GO!! Both Eddie and Xavier quickly escape the ring to grab a table from ringside, now remember folks… the stipulation is that only one member of the team has to go through the flaming table, Eddie and Xavier wanna start this one off hot…. BUT LOOK AT GI!! GI THROUGH THE ROPES CRASHING INTO BOTH MEN SENDING THEM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Xavier and Eddie trying to re-group… BUT NOW IT’S CARLOS’ TURN!! LIKE A CANNON SHOOTING HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES, LANDING ON TOP OF BOTH MEN!! Dynamite Rain quickly to their feet, they grab the table and throw it into the ring!
HBG: The toys are coming out early! GI sets the table up in the ring as Carlos gets Eddie Mack and throws him into the ring… Carlos with a few hard right hands to the skull of Mack, Carlos maybe pound for pound the best striker we have in EAW! GI going out of the ring… HE GRABS THE CAN OF GASOLINE AS WELL AS A BOOK OF MATCHES!!… BRINGING IT INTO THE RING WITH HIM BUT LOOK OUT!! XAVIER WILLIAMS FROM THE TOP ROPE TAKING GI OUT WITH A DROPKICK!! Eddie now fighting back against Carlos… shots to the mid-section, Eddie moving his way up the torso of Carlos Rosso… AND NOW A HARD RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE JAW!!
Stew: AND NOW XAVIER… RUNNING AND GRABBING THE HEAD OF CARLOS, LEAPING INTO THE AIR… BULLDOG!! BULLDOG RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT WAS SET UP IN THE RING!! AND IF THAT TABLE HAD BEEN ON FIRE, WE’D BE CROWNING NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS RIGHT NOW!! Carlos has been taken out of the match, at least momentarily and now the duo of Eddie and Xavier focuses their attention on the former National Extreme Champion, GI Styles. Eddie seems to be directing Xavier here as GI gets set up in the corner… Xavier backing up into the other corner as Eddie unleashes a few brutal shots to the skull… XAVIER NOW COMES CHARGING, SPINNING HEEL KICK IN THE CORNER!! GI GOES DOWN!! DEMON’S COUNCIL IS IN FULL CONTROL HERE!!
HBG: Xavier now grabs another table and sets it up in the corner… EDDIE MACK GRABBING THE CAN OF GASOLINE, POURING IT OVER THE TABLE AND NOW XAVIER HANDING HIM A BOOK OF MATCHES!! EDDIE’S GONNA LIGHT THAT TABLE ON FIRE!! BUT YES!! CARLOS FROM BEHIND WITH A HARD BLOW TO THE BACK OF EDDIE AND THE BOOK OF MATCHES GO FLYING OUT OF THE RING!! Carlos is now met with a few hard shots to the skull by Xavier but for each one that he throws, Carlos meets him with one of his own! And that’s why a match like this is so difficult to win, you really… REALLY have to beat down on your opponents before you can put one of them through a table, the other one will always be there lurking.
Stew: EDDIE NOW GETTING HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MIX… HELPING XAVIER WITH THE BEATDOWN OF CARLOS ROSSO!! FORCING HIM INTO THE CORNER… GI starting to stir, Eddie goes to work on him… THROWING A HUGE PUNCH!!… BUT IT’S DUCKED!! GI DUCKS UNDER THE HAYMAKER AND NOW FROM BEHIND… GERMAN SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX AND EDDIE GOES HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!! THAT’S TWO TABLES BROKEN IN THIS MATCH BUT SINCE NEITHER OF THEM WERE FLAMING… STILL NO WINNER!!
HBG: Xavier now just realizing the trouble he’s in… this is great! Dynamite Rain stalking him like a pack of wolves, and Xavier quickly escapes the ring! Dynamite Rain now do the same, both out of the ring on opposite sides. Xavier backing up the ramp… The champs have him cornered! Xavier getting closer and closer to the top of the stage, what is he gonna do, run backstage? WAIT… WHAT… WHAT’S HE DOING?!?! HE’S CLIMBING THE SCAFFOLDING!! THE SCAFFOLDING AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP… XAVIER WILLIAMS IS SCALING IT!!
Stew: XAVIER WILLIAMS IS CLIMBING THE SCAFFOLDING, THAT LEADS UP ABOUT FIFTEEN FEET TO THE FIRST LEVEL OF OUR STAGE HERE!! CARLOS ROSSO AND GI STYLES EXCHANGING A LOOK HERE!!… AND CARLOS ROSSO BEGINS CLIMBING THE SCAFFOLD AFTER XAVIER!!… XAVIER HAS ALREADY REACHED THE TOP… NOW HE’S CONTEMPLATING WHAT TO DO… WITH CARLOS CLIMBING THAT SCAFFOLD RATHER QUICKLY… XAVIER LEAPS!! OH MY!! HE LEAPS OFF… AND RIGHT ON TOP OF GI!! XAVIER LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF GI STYLES MY GOD!! THAT WAS CRAZY!! XAVIER NOW CLUTCHING HIS RIBS STUMBLES DOWN THE RAMP, CARLOS ROSSO QUICKLY CLIMBS BACK DOWN THE SCAFFOLD AND CHASES AFTER XAVIER!!
HBG: CARLOS RUNNING LIKE A BULL… BUT HE GETS MET WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!! A CRUSHING CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF XAVIER!! HE JUST TOOK OUT DYNAMITE RAIN ALL BY HIMSELF… HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING THIS?!?! HOW IN THE HELL IS XAVIER WILLIAMS DOING ALL THIS BY HIIMSELF?! AND OH NO… HE GRABS A TABLE!! HE SETS THE TABLE UP AT RINGSIDE… HE’S GOT THE CAN OF GASOLINE… POURING IT OVER THE TABLE… NOW GRABBING THE BOOK OF MATCHES, STRIKING IT AND… HE LAYS IT OVER THE TABLE!! THE TABLE’S ON FIRE!! FLAMES SHOOTING UP HIGH INTO THE AIR!!
Stew: WELCOME TO DIA DEL DIABLO!! EMPHASIS ON THE DIABLO!! WE’RE IN HELL!! XAVIER GETS THE BLOODIED CARLOS ROSSO TO HIS FEET… PUTTING HIM IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH… LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR!! HE’S GONNA DO IT!!… BUT LOOK AT CARLOS!! TRYING TO STRUGGLE, TRYING TO SHIFT HIS WEIGHT!!… AND HE REVERSES IT!! HURRICANRANA!! XAVIER GOES FLYING OVER THE FLAMING TABLE… OH MY GOD!! HIS WRIST TAPE!! HIS WRIST TAPE HAS CAUGHT FIRE!! XAVIER WILLIAMS ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR OUTSIDE… SCREAMING IN PAIN… HIS WRIST HAS BEEN ENGULFED IN FLAMES!! A CREW MEMBER FINALLY GOING OVER TO HIM, EXSTINGUISHING THE FLAMES!! OH WAIT!! LOOK!! EDDIE!! EDDIE MACK ON THE APRON… CARLOS TURNS AROUND… EDDIE LEAPS OFF THE APRON WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE AND CARLOS FLIES BACK INTO THE TABLE… INTO THE FLAMES!! CARLOS AT LEAST WITH THE WHEREWITHAL TO FORCE HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE TABLE BEFORE COLLAPSING TO THE CANVAS… EDDIE LOOKS BACK AT CARLOS, NOW AT THE TABLE BUT HE INSTEAD DECIDES TO QUICKLY CHECK ON HIS PARTNER!!
HBG: Xavier’s wrist tape now a charred black, Eddie forcing the remains off as Xavier’s raw, burnt wrist is exposed… And now look Stew! Up the ramp! GI STYLES HAS MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! AND HE’S EVER SO GINGERLY MAKING IT BACK DOWN TO THE RING… EDDIE HOWEVER IS QUICKLY THERE TO MEET HIM WITH A FEW HARD RIGHT HANDS… AND NOW TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Eddie focusing his attention back on Xavier, making sure to see that he’s okay… BUT CARLOS!! OH MY CARLOS!! CARLOS LEAPING UP ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND FLYING INTO EDDIE WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK SENDING EDDIE SPIRALING OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE CROWD!!
Stew: AND NOW CARLOS, CARLOS… MEASURING XAVIER!! THE TABLE STILL BURNING!! GI BACK TO HIS FEET… CARLOS IN FRONT OF XAVIER, GI BEHIND HIM BETWEEN THE TABLE… CARLOS CHARGES… RAINMAKER LARIAT!! AND XAVIER FALLS RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF A GERMAN SUPLEX BY GI INTO THE TABLE!! OH MY LORD!! XAVIER GOES THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!! IT’S OVER!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Subconcious’ hits as an exhausted Carlos Rosso and GI Styles are awarded their Unified Tag Team Championships )
Ring Announcer: Your winners… AND STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DYNNAMMMITEEEE RAIIIIIINNNN!!
Stew: WHAT A MATCH!! WHAT A WAY TO START OFF DIA DEL DIABLO!! It may have been harder than they thoughht but Dynamite Rain pull through and retain their titles. A GRUELING match, congratulations to them.
HBG: THANK ALLAH Demon’s Council isn’t leaving with the Tag Team Championships… I don’t know what I would’ve done if they won… I probably would’ve quit.
( Camera fades backstage to DEDEDE, sitting in a chair with his arms folded across his chest, deep in thought )
( He’s thrown out of his trance by a knock on the door. Before DEDEDE has a chance to respond the door swings open and in steps Tyler Parker in his ring gear )
*Tyler walks up to DEDEDE but DEDEDE tries his best to ignore him as he stands up and walks over to get a t-shirt*
Tyler: Well isn’t it typical DEDEDE… running away from the problem.
DEDEDE*bursts*: WHEN THE HELL HAVE I EVER RAN FROM ANY PROBLEM??
Tyler: Calm down, calm down, take it easy. Just needed to get your attention, and now that I do have it… I’ve come for help.
DEDEDE: Help? HELP?! Well you can forget about it.
Tyler: Please… just hear me out.
DEDEDE: No, I– are you serious right now? Tyler… you literally have THE biggest match of your career coming up in a little while, not that you’re going to win or anything like that… BUT still, if this is your idea of strategy or mind games or whatever… they’re not working, nothing is gonna work. You won’t be able to throw me off… not here, not tonight.
Tyler: Well DEDEDE, I figured as much… and I also figured it wouldn’t take long before you saw right through me… which is why…*Tyler opens up the door again*
DEDEDE: Oh, fuck no.
( In steps Skyler Kanellis with a copy of Dance Dance Revolution )
Skyler: Wanna play? 😉
DEDEDE: Get… the fuck… out.
Skyler: Bu… we had so much fun the last time, rem–
*DEDEDE gets to his feet and forces Skyler out of the room before closing the door and locking eyes with Tyler again*
DEDEDE: Nice try, but I told you… NOTHING is going to work.
Tyler: Well I must say, it’s taking a lot more for you to crack then I thought it would… but I’m not done yet. *Tyler opens the door up yet again* Matt… come in.
( Matt Ryder steps into the room wearing a black tuxedo carrying a large thin microphone )
Matt: WHOOOOOOO’S READY TO PLAY…. GUEESSS THEEEE TRANNNNYYYYY?!!!!!!
Matt: Welcome one and all to America’s favorite game show, you know the rules, two women, one tranny… you have to guess which one it is… let’s meet our “three” GIRLS!!
*The first woman enters the room, before the other two can enter the room DEDEDE shuts the door on them and locks it*
DEDEDE: OK… FINE, YOU WANT ME TO PLAY?!?! WELL TAKE THIS!
( DEDEDE raises his boot up and drives it up into the crotch of the first “woman” who falls to the floor in pain )
Tranny: AHH!! FUCK!! JESUS CHRIST!!
DEDEDE: HAHAHA! First try, fuck you Tyler, fuck you Matt, and fuck whoever this tranny is…
*DEDEDE stands the tranny up*
DEDEDE: Wait what the… TOMI?!?!
( An awkward silence falls over the room, Tomi starts to tear up as he runs out of the room and Matt goes to chase him )
Matt: Oh man… he’s probably going to hang himself now.
( Matt runs out of the room screaming Tomi’s name as DEDEDE turns his attention back to Tyler )
DEDEDE: You’re despicable Tyler, you must not care much about your career, the biggest night of your life and here you are trying to get inside my head by playing these silly little jokes. And to think I actually took you under my wing…
Tyler: I’M DESPICABLE? ME??!! PLEASE!! Have you ever even for a SECOND think that might be your biggest vice DEDEDE? The fact that you don’t know how to losen up and have fun every once in a while? I mean look at you… YOU’RE MISERABLE! Blood shot eyes with bags underneath them, gritting your teeth… it looks like you haven’t gotten a wink of sleep in weeks… yet I’m the despicable one, I’m the one that doesn’t care about my career… right now it doesn’t even look like you’re caring for your life. If you weren’t strung-up who knows if this match would even be happening tonight.
Tyler: Think about it, you had the match with Sekaiichi, it was all but official, but then he says you have to win the Grand Rampage in order to get the match and you suddenly become obsessed with it, as if you forgot who you were, as if you forgot you’re the greatest extremist in EAW history. You became overly dedicated to winning the Grand Rampage and as a result, it cost you. Well you know something? I’m gonna make sure it costs you tonight too.. and then maybe you’ll start to realize it.
( Tyler leaves the room as DEDEDE remains expresionless. He sits back down on his chair and begins polishing his boots )
( The Jaywalker/Cameron Ella Ava & Heart Break Boy feud plays, highlighting from HBB vs Cameron at Reckless Wiring, to Jays speech at Reckless Wiring to HBB, to Jaywalker demanding HBB and Cameron be kicked out of the Hall of Fame, to Jaywalker attempting to slit Camerons throat and HBB returning to eliminate Jay to Cameron challenging Jay and Jays speech on Dynasty about American Dream )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall …and it is a BRANDING MATCH FOR THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
( ‘’Rumors’’ by Lindsay Lohan plays as Cameron Ella Ava walks out to the ring )
Ring Announcer: First, making her way to the ring from Los Angeles, California, she is representing the American Dream …’’THE GODDESS SENT BY GODS’’ ……CAMMMMMMMEROOOOOOOOOOON ELLLLLLLLLLLA AVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava attempting to make history tonight, to become the first vixen to capture an extremists title, she’s had her personal problems with Jay for the last two months and it comes to head tonight, in a branding match.
( ‘’Shining Down’’ by Lupe Fiasco plays as Jaywalker walks out with the Hall of Fame Championship around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, he is from Scarborough, Canada, he is the CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION …THE ‘’LAST REMAINING ORIGINAL’’ …..JAYWALKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: Jaywalker has been really vocal about HBB and Cameron being kicked out of the Hall of Fame, can’t say I blame him, I wouldn’t want those two in it either.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HBG: Jay and Cameron meet in the middle of the ring, Jay and Cameron trash talking at each other, this feud has been so personal for the last few months …AND CAMERON SLAPS JAY RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Jay is holding his face before HE SENDS HIS FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF CAMERON!! Cameron falls to her knees, clutching her face as Jay smirks, Jay is so emotionless it’s unreal as Jay grabs Cameron up to her feet and Irish-whips her into the corner, Jay now charges at Cameron looking for a RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNER!! BUT CAMERON LIFTS BOTH HER FEET UP, CONNECTING INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker stumbles backwards as Cameron climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF CONNECTING WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS INTO JAYWALKER!! CAMERON SENDING FISTS INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER, FISTS, FOREARMS, ELBOWS, CAMERON ELLA AVA IS UNLOADING ON JAYWALKER RIGHT NOW, JAY THOUGH SENDS A HUGE STIFF FIST INTO THE FACE OF CAMERON, KNOCKING HER OFF HIM!! …Cameron rolls back to her feet as Jaywalker gets back up, Cameron rushes towards Jaywalker but Jaywalker connecting with an uppercut! Cameron staggers but quickly hits back with a KNIFE-EDGED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER!!! Cameron with more and more chops into the chest of Jaywalker, backing him into the ropes, Cameron looks for the Irish-whip but Jay blocks, sending a kick into the mid-section of Cameron and pulls her in, connecting with a FISHERMANS SUPLEX DRIVING CAMERON INTO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Jaywalker gets back to his feet, Cameron already trying to lift herself up but Jaywalker SMASHES HIS BOOT INTO HER FACE! Cameron is down and Jaywalker taunts the crowd before STOMPING INTO CAMERON, SEVERAL HARD, HARSH, VICIOUS STOMPS INTO CAMERONS LIMBS, JAYWALKER DOING THE JAYWALKING STOMPS AS HE IS CRUSHING CAMERONS LIMBS!!! …Jaywalker finally stops as Cameron rolls out of the ring, Jaywalker rolls back out after her and lifts her up into the air, LOOKING FOR A FLAPJACK INTO THE APRON!! BUT CAMERON USES HER HANDS TO BLOCK IT AND SENDS HER ELBOWS TO HIT THE BACK OF JAYS HEAD, CAMERON DROPS TO HER FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT ONTO THE FLOOR!!! JAYS HEAD HITS THE FLOOR!!! Cameron walks over to the branding pit, picking the branding iron and looks to brand Jay, Cameron is ATTEMPTING TO BRAND JAYWALKER RIGHT HERE!! BUT JAY WITH A DROP-TOE HOLD AS CAMERON IS SENT TO THE FLOOR!! Jaywalker props himself back to his feet, grabbing Cameron up and dumps her into the ring …Jaywalker slides back into the ring and grabs Cameron, pulling her up and CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING NECKBREAKER!!
HBG: Cameron goes back down, Jay could tried to brand Cameron already but he didn’t, he wants to PUNISH her first, Jay walks over to the turnbuckle and RIPS off the padding from the turnbuckle, Jay grabs Cameron by the legs and LOOKS TO CATAPULT HER FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!! BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE FEET FIRST AND LEAPS WITH A MOONSAULT INTO JAYWALKER!!!! SHADES OF THE HEART BREAK BOY BUT JAY GRABS CAMERON IN HIS ARMS – RUNNING POWERSLAM BY JAYWALKER!!! BUT CAMERON DROPS OFF HIS SHOULDER AND DROPKICKS JAY RIGHT IN THE BACK – JAY IS SENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT TO THE FLOOR!! ..Jay stumbled out onto the floor, Jay is already trying to lift himself up but Cameron connects with a baseball slide, knocking Jay into the barricade and Cameron quickly shoots back up and hits off the ropes — SUICIDE DIVE WITH A FOREARM SMASH THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND INTO JAYWALKER!!! Jay goes down as Cameron pulls herself back up, Cameron grabs that branding iron as Jay is lifting himself up — CAMERON IS GOING TO BRAND JAYWALKER IN THE FOREHEAD!!!
Stew-O: BUT JAY DESPERATELY DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND GRABS CAMERON AROUND THE MID-SECTION – CONNECTING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! CAMERON IS DRIVEN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR SPINE/NECK FIRST!!! OH MY LORD!!! These two are BRUTALIZING each other here, Jay lifts himself back up and walks over to the time-keeper, SHOVING them out of their chair and Jay folds the chair throwing it into the ring as Jay dumps Cameron into the ring, Jay seemingly has no desire to brand Cameron yet, he’s punishing HBB by wanting to destroy her ….Jay lifts up that chair and SMASHES IT INTO THE SPINE OF CAMERON!!!! SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT!!!! OH MY LORD!! THIS IS BRUTAL, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL, JAY IS UNLOADING THOSE CHAIR SHOTS ON THE SPINE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!! Jay drops the chair, smirking at the damage that has been done to Cameron Ella Ava, she’s damn near crippled here…
Jaywalker: Quit Cam, quit the match, quit EAW, don’t make me hurt you even more!
Cameron **struggling and in pain**: Fu…Fuck you!
HBG; Jay rolls out of the ring and grabs the branding iron, Jay rolls back into the ring with that branding iron and LOOKS TO BRAND CAMERON IN THE FACE!!!! CAMERON IS TRYING TO STOP THIS, SHE’S DESPERATELY TRYING TO BLOCK JAY BRANDING HER FACE WITH THAT BRANDING IRON!!! CAMERON HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY JAYWALKER BUT SHE’S DESPERATELY FIGHTING FOR LIFE, CAMERON LIFTS HER LEG AND KICKS JAYWALKER IN THE GROIN!!!! Jay falls to the mat, clutching his groin in pain as Cameron crawls to the ropes, she’s in MASSIVE pain from those chair shots, you can see the marks already on her back but she needs to get back up and fast, she’s using the ropes to lift herself up …Cameron grabs the steel chair and Jay is lifting himself up but Cameron SWINGS THE CHAIR AS IT SWINGS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!!! JAYWALKER GOES DOWN AS CAMERON PLACES THE CHAIR ON JAYS FACE, STOMPING ON THE CHAIR!!!!!
Stew-O: CAMERON IS STOMPING ON THE CHAIR WITH JAYS FACE UNDERNEATH IT!!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, THIS IS VICIOUS!!!! CAMERON WITH STOMP AFTER STOMP ONTO THAT CHAIR, SMASHING IT FURTHER INTO JAYS FACE!!! …Cameron eventually stops, Jaywalker is busted open, blood is coming down the face of Jaywalker, Cameron is still hurting from those chair shots but she’s fighting through, she HAS to continue on against these ruthless thug Jaywalker …Cameron picks up the branding iron, she has it in her hand as she walks over to Jay BUT JAY THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF CAMERON!!!! THAT CHAIR FLUNG INTO HER FACE!!! CAMERON GOES DOWN WITH THE BRANDING IRON GONE FLYING ACROSS THE RING …Jaywalker gets onto his hands and knees, blood dripping down onto the mat as Cameron is clutching her face in pain, Jaywalker lifts himself up and grabs Cameron, pulling her up, wrapping his hands around her throat and LIFTS CAMERON UP — DOUBLE-BARREL CHOKESLAM!!!!! CAMERON CHOKESLAMMED RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
HBG: Jay now grabs the branding Iron, Jay has the branding iron in his hands as he is going to BRAND CAMERON!!! …BUT LOOK OUT!!! HEART BREAK BOY IS RUNNING OUT HERE, HBB IS TRYING TO STOP THIS AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, THROWING HIMSELF AT JAYWALKER!! JAY AND HBB, JAY AND HBB EXCHANGING SHOTS, HBB KNOCKS THE BRANDING IRON OUT OF JAYS HAND AND ROCKS HIM WITH VARIOUS SHOTS TO THE FACE!! JAY STUMBLES TO THE ROPES, HBB TRYING TO CLOTHSLINE HIM OUT OF THE RING BUT JAY WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!!! HBB hits the mat but quickly pulls himself up as Jay picks up the steel chair and SWINGS AT HBB!!! BUT HBB DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND DIVES AT JAY WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! HBB WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO JAYWALEKR!!! FURIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO JAYWALKER!! …HBB pulls himself off Jay and grabs the branding iron, HBB has the branding iron in his hands as Jay is on his knees, HBB is gonna brand Jay!
Stew-O: HBB DRIVES THAT BRANDING IRON AT JAYS FACE!!!!!!!!!!! …….BUT JAY LOW-BLOWS HBB!!!! JAY LOW-BLOWS HBB AND HBB DROPS THE IRON, JAY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT CAMERON WITH THE GODDESS’S TOUCH ON JAY!!!! ENZURGI!!!! JAY FALLS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, CLUTCHING HIS HEAD IN PAIN AND HE’S DAZED …AS CAMERON CHARGES AT JAY AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINNING WIZARD INTO THE CORNER!!!! CAMERON AGAIN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!!! JAYWALKER PLANTED INTO THE MAT!!!! ….Cameron grabs the branding iron as Jay is pushing himself up and CAMERON LOOKS TO BRAND JAYWALKER!!!! BUT JAYWALKER DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CAMERON!!! JAY UPPERCUTS CAMERON WHO FALLS TO THE MAT, AS JAY GRABS THAT BRANDING IRON AND OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! JAY BRANDS CAMERON IN THE BACK!!!! JAY BRANDS CAMERONS LOWER BACK WITH THAT BRANDING IRON!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Jaywalker continues to brand Camerons lower spine, ignoring the bell )
HBG: OH C’MON, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! CAMERON IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN, THIS IS SICK!!! THIS IS SICK!!!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..AND STILL THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION
Stew-O: The referee is trying to push Jay away but JAY BRANDS THE REFEREE IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THE BRANDING IRON!!!! JAYWALKER JUST BRANDED THE REFEREE!!! HOLY SHIT, OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY GET THAT IRON AWAY FROM JAYWALKER!!! HBB SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, JAY DROPS OUT OF THE RING, LAUGHING MANIACALLY!!!!
( EMTs slide into the ring to check on Cameron and whos screaming in agony )
HBG: Jay has gone WAY TOO FAR this time, he’s crossed the line! HBB is looking at Jay with a look that could kill!
( Camera pans backstage to the House of Renegades’s locker room with Hades shadow boxing, Venom downing a beer and Nick Angel pacing around the room )
Nick: Man, you guys, you guys, this is dangerous, I don’t know if you should go through with it!
Hades; What’s wrong with you?
Nick: I don’t think you could hit a woman, they’re yucky (ill)
Venom **clearly drunk**: Ni…Nick my brothaaaa…a woman ain’t nothin worry bout…
Nick: People go to jail for hitting women, I’m not going back to jail! I can’t go back there!
Venom *hiccuping*: Whyyyyyy …I thought …you …you made friends with that big black …guyyyyyy in the showers …
Nick: SHUT UP!
Hades: Look Nick, you don’t have to worry about a thing ….because there isn’t a thing to worry about. Me and Venom have this, Demon, Cleo and Tarah are not a threat to us, they aren’t a worry for us. Crash might have something planned, but I don’t care about him. We will win tonight, we will BURN those sons of bitches to kingdom come and we will enjoy it.
Venom: Yeah, what h—he–**hiccupping** he said!
Hades: Demon threw a fireball in your face?? Scarred your face??? I will vow YOUR revenge on him.
Nick: I hope so, even my mom doesn’t like my face now L
Hades: They will pay, mark my words.
( Camera pans to ringside )
(Spotlights appear on the No Way Out structure)
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE HELLFIRE NO WAY OUT MATCH IN WHICH THE WINNER WILL HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO CHALLENGE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE SE7EN!!!…..
(The four Secondary Cells begin to descend to the floor)
Mak: My palms are practically sweating in the sheer anticipation of seeing what six desperate men are willing to do to one another when a prize like a World Championship match at Pain For Pride is on the line! Throw in a structure like this No Way Out match AND add fucking FIRE to it? This is a bargain if you ask me!
Masters: Well as we’re nearing the start of what is sure to be an absolutely brutal bout, I’ll try to quickly go over the rules of the No Way Out match: Two men will start off the match, with another man entering in five minute intervals. The match is one fall, so it could end at ANY time. There is, of course, no escape as there is no doors, a roof, and no man is physically capable of breaking through the steel prison bar walls. If that’s not enough, there are no turnbuckle pads, no mats on the outside, and, for this special occasion, FLAMES will be covering the bars of the walls.
(“The Pride” by Five Finger Death Punch plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring… From Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing in at 205 pounds!…. HE IS THE “VENGEFUL VANQUISHER”…. JACOB SEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!….
Mak: The only man whose entrance into the bout WON’T come as a surprise, Jacob Senn won a Beat The Clock Challenge that would determine who would get to choose their spot in this match and Senn picked number 6. It’s pretty clear that Senn has been on the edge of sanity for sometime now, and I’m not sure if his ego can handle another loss, but he may very well triumph after the roll he’s been on.
(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the arena as Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE “QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION”…. Y! 2!! IMMMMPPPPPPPPPPAAAAACCCCTTTTTT!!!….
Masters: Impact has been trying to reignite the flame that gave him the label “The Quintessential Champion” ever since he returned to EAW at the Grand Rampage, and he may very well be on the way to doing it as he sent a loud and clear message to everybody in this match on the last Showdown; delivering a Codebreaker to his protege, Tyler Parker.
(“Revolution” by Foreign Beggars plays all throughout the arena as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the ring)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Oakland, California!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. HE IS THE “KING OF THE MOUNTAIN”…. LETHAL COOOOONNNNSSSEEEEEQQUUUEENNNNCCCEEESSS!!!….
Mak: Just like Impact, this man, Lethal Consequences, would love nothing more than to prove once again that he can get the job done and there’s no better way to do so than by winning this match tonight.
(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage with the National Extreme Championship around his waist)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Syracuse, New York!…. Weighing in at 223 pounds!…. HE IS THE E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION AND THE “LIEGE OF LIGHT”…. TYLER PAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!…..
Masters: Tyler Parker has been a man on a mission since Reasonable Doubt, where Mikado Sekaiichi used his King of Extreme World Title shot to take away what Tyler held most dear, the World Heavyweight Championship. He wants nothing more than to be on top of the World again, but he’ll have to go through five others to do it.
(“So Appalled” by Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Fort Lauderdale, Florida!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. HE IS THE “MASTER MANIPULATOR”…. DE! DE!! DDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!….
Masters: This man, DEDEDE, has been on one hell of a ride for some time now as he’s been stripped of his authority as Chairman by the EAW Board and failed in his goal to win the 2014 Grand Rampage. This is obviously his last opportunity to turn things around, but we don’t know what kind of state of mind he’s in as he’s become callous and silent; showing traits of his Methuselah persona…
(“Immortal” by Eve To Adam plays all throughout the arena as Kevin Devastation makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring!…. From Charlotte, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 265 pounds!…. HE IS “THE IMMORTAL”…. KEVIN DEEEEEVVVVVVVAAAAAASSSTTTAAATTIIOONNNN!!!….
Mak: The man behind this match from the get-go, Kevin has done a MARVELOUS job with Showdown as its new General Manager thus far, and I would be more than proud to see him back main eventing Pain For Pride once he wins this match!
(The Secondary Cells containing Jacob Senn, Y2Impact, Tyler Parker, and Lethal Consequences are all raised as the Primary Cell begins to lower until it touches the ground and the Secondary Cells touch the top four corners of the Primary Cell)
Mak: My body is ready…
(DEDEDE and Kevin Devastation stare down in the middle of the ring as the bars making up the walls of the Primary Cell are set ablaze)
Masters: Looks like we’re ready to get this match underway!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: This match is officially underway as Kevin Devastation immediately pleads with DDD to hold off… It looks like he’s trying to make some sort of deal to double-team the next entrant into the match with DDD… DDD only staring at Kevin with a blank expression as Kevin attempts to get him to form some sort of alliance in this match…. DDD’S HAD ENOUGH TALK AS HE IMMEDIATELY TAKES KEVIN DOWN WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE OUT OF NOWHERE! A STARTLED KD QUICKLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HE’S TAKEN DOWN BY DDD WITH A THESZ PRESS! DDD UNLOADING WITH NO MERCY AS HE SENDS COPIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO KD AS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “IMMORTAL” DOES HIS DAMNDEST TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THE ASSAULT! DDD STOPS AND DRAGS KD BACK TO HIS FEET… Hold on… DDD with his eye on the flames emitting from the bars of this No Way Out structure’s walls! DDD SENDS KEVIN DEVASTATION THROUGH THE ROPES AND RIGHT INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!!
Mak: NO! Kevin manages to JUST save himself! No man is willing to just slam into those flames THAT easily! HOLD ON—DDD COMES CHARGING NOW! SUICIDE DIVE!! KD STOPS DDD DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A BIG FOREARM!! DDD backpedaling in the middle of the ring as KD immediately goes digging underneath the ring… HE’S GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER! KD looking to put that sledgehammer to good use here, but he’s gotta hurry as he quickly slides back into the ring, targeting a dazed DDD… KD’S UP AND DRIVES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE FACE OF DDD! DDD MANAGES TO DODGE IT! DDD PULLS IN KD FROM BEHIND WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! DDD-O-MATIC WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! KD INSTEAD SWINGS A LEFT LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF DEDEDE! DDD STILL ON HIS FEET! SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE SKULL!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION LAYS DEDEDE OUT WITH A SICKENING SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT! DDD’S DOWN AND POSSIBLY OUT OF THE EQUATION HERE!! KD DROPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!
Masters: NOT even a two count before DDD kicks out! DDD quickly rushing back up to his feet as Kevin looks none too amused! KD QUICKLY PICKS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER BACK UP AND DRIVES IT INTO THE GUT OF DDD! KD DROPS IT AND PULLS DDD IN; LOOKING TO END THIS HERE AND NOW! INSTANT BURIAL!!!! NO—DDD LOCKS HIS BODY IN PLACE; REFUSING TO LET THE MOVE BE EXECUTED! KD’s rapidly getting pissed off as he attempts to connect with it, but DDD seems to be somehow, SOMEWAY overpowering him here!! KD DOING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO WIN THIS STRUGGLE OF POWER! DDD DROPS HIM WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! KD doing all he can to escape from this precarious position as he panics here! DDD with both legs in his grasp as Kevin attempts to desperately reach once again for that sledgehammer of his!
(A light sporadically jumps between each of the four competitors in the Secondary Cells before landing on Tyler Parker)
Mak: METH LOCK!!!! DDD CATCHES KEVIN IN THE METH LOCK HERE AND LOCKS IT IN TIGHT AS TYLER PARKER IS LOWERED DOWN TO THE GROUND! KEVIN DESPERATELY GRASPING FOR THAT SLEDGEHAMMER TO SAVE HIM, BUT HE MAY NOT NEED IT AS THE SECONDARY CELL OPENS FOR TYLER TO ENTER, WHICH HE WASTES NO TIME DOING! Tyler rushes into the ring and charges! SPRINGBOARD! FINAL CHAPTER CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF DEDEDE!! The Meth Lock is quickly broken up as this match has now become a triple threat! DDD is downed as Tyler grabs a hold of KD and drags him back to his feet.. KD GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND NAILS TYLER IN THE MID-SECTION! KD NOW WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL! IT MISSES AS TYLER SENDS KD UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP—KD NEARLY CRASHING INTO THE FLAMES ON THE WALLS, BUT MANAGES TO SAVE HIMSELF AS HE LANDS HARD ON THE CEMENT FLOOR!! A damaged DDD now attempting to get back up to his feet, but Tyler grabs a hold of him and immediately sends him crashing into the exposed turnbuckles of the nearest corner!
Masters: TYLER COMES CHARGING! STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS! A dazed DDD stumbles forward.. TRIFORCE DDT CONNECTS!! Tyler quickly rushes back to his feet as this crowd lights up with excitement! Tyler’s got something big in mind here! Tyler may be looking to completely end this match right here and now as he starts climbing up that corner and to the top turnbuckle… DDD’s down for the count… HE’S PERCHED! MOONSAULT!!! DDD ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE!! TYLER MANAGES TO JUST STICK THE LANDING AND QUICKLY FOLLOWS DDD! DDD IMMEDIATELY DROPS TYLER WITH A BIG LARIAT ON THE OUTSIDE; CAUSING TYLER TO DROP ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THAT CEMENT FLOOR! DDD’s got that sadistic look in his eyes that we’re accustomed to seeing! He smells blood in the water! DDD grabs a hold of Tyler and pulls him back to a vertical base.. Kick to the gut! DDD pulls him in! PICKING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! DDD GOES CHARGING TOWARDS THE FLAMING WALL IN FRONT OF HIM!! TYLER’S FIGHTING WITH RAPID SHOTS TO THE FACE! TYLER ESCAPES AND DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND DDD! DDD SPINS AROUND AS TYLER LEAPS TO THE RING APRON AND JUMPS OFF! FINAL CHAPTER!!!
Mak: IT CONNECTS AGAIN! DDD’s in big trouble here once again as he drops to the cement floor; downed! Tyler could be looking to end this one once and for all here as he drags DDD up… Tyler focusing his attention on that flaming wall DDD attempted to send him into.. HE PULLS DDD UP AND SENDS HIM INTO IT WITH AN IRISH WHIP! NO—DDD REVERSES WITH AN IRISH WHIP OF HIS OWN! TYLER REVERSES WITH AN IRISH WHIP! KD BACK IN THIS AS HE NAILS TYLER WITH A KNEE INTO THE SOLAR PLEXUS OF TYLER PARKER! KD and DDD now… Grabbing a hold of Tyler… THEY BOTH SEND TYLER BACK-FIRST INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!!! TYLER DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!! YOU CAN SMELL THE BURNT FLESH FROM THAT! DDD now grabbing a hold of Tyler and you can see the burn marks on his back as Tyler’s sent rolling back into the ring.. DDD’S NAILED WITH A LOWBLOW FROM BEHIND!! KEVIN LOOKING FOR SOME PAYBACK FOR THAT METH LOCK AS HE PULLS DDD IN! YES! DO IT!! INSTANT BURIAL!!!! THAT PEDIGREE MERCILESSLY EXECUTED RIGHT THERE ON THE GODDAMN CEMENT FLOOR AS DDD IS DRIVEN FACE-FIRST INTO IT! I LOVE IT!!
(A light sporadically jumps between the three remaining entrants in the Secondary Cells for a few seconds before landing on Lethal Consequences)
Masters: This has already become as brutal and barbaric as they come, but it doesn’t seem to be quite over yet as LC is lowered to the ground! Kevin doesn’t even bother attempting to cover DDD to end this match and instead targets the burned Tyler Parker as he slides back into the ring and begins dragging Tyler back to a vertical base.. KICK TO THE GUT! KEVIN PULLS HIM IN! INSTANT BURIAL!!!! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO SAVE HIMSELF! KD WITH A SHOT TO THOSE BURNS ON TYLER’S BACK! HE PULLS HIM BACK IN!! A GUITAR COLLIDES WITH THE SKULL OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! TYLER PARKER HAS JUST BEEN SAVED, AT LEAST MOMENTARILY AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN; QUICKLY GRABBING HIS SIGNATURE GUITAR FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING AND UTILIZING IT ON A NOW DOWNED KD!! LC certainly looks proud of himself after that as he could be looking to fully end it here as he targets Tyler!
Mak: And that’s definitely the best way to go; Tyler’s the only one left that isn’t fully down for the count! LC’s gotta end it here if he wants to punch his ticket to Pain For Pride! A damaged and burned Tyler now slowly trying to drag himself back up to his feet.. LC grows inpatient; pulling Tyler up the rest of the way! ACID REIGN!!!! TYLER FORCES LC OFF! HE PULLS HIM IN FROM BEHIND! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! NO—LC MANAGES TO REVERSE IT; LOOKING FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! TYLER’S FIGHTING! HE MANAGES TO OVERPOWER LC AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER WHERE LC’S BACK AND HEAD MEETS THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLES!! TYLER NOW UNLOADING ON LC! TYLER LAYING INTO HIM WITH MULTIPLE KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS! LC MANAGES TO CATCH HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! TYLER FIRES BACK WITH A POWERFUL FOREARM OF HIS OWN! TYLER LOOKING TO POTENTIALLY END THIS AS HE PICKS LC UP AND PLACES HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! LC’s fighting! He’s doing all he can to keep Tyler at bay! TYLER SPRINGBOARD OFF THE ROPES! FINAL CHAPTER MANAGES TO CATCH THE FACE OF LC!! TYLER’S ON A ROLL! HE CLIMBS UP THERE! TYLER’S GOT HIM UP! DEPRAVITY FROM THE TOP!!!! LC’S FIGHTING IT! LC WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TYLER! ANOTHER KNEE! LC ESCAPES AS HE DROPS THROUGH THE LEGS OF TYLER AND TO THE CANVAS! HE PULLS TYLER’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AS TYLER DROPS FACE-FIRST ON THE TOP STEEL TURNBUCKLE! A DAZED TYLER TURNS AROUND! ACID REIGN!!!!
Masters: HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM!! THE ACID REIGN CONNECTS WITH GREAT IMPACT AS LC IMMEDIATELY GOES IN FOR THE COVER!! HE HOOKS THE LEG AND HE’S GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!……..
Mak: LC’S DRAGGED TO THE OUTSIDE BY HIS FEET! DDD DRIVES LC INTO THE FLAMING BARS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! JESUS!! DDD’S HOLDING LC THERE!! LC’S DESPERATELY LAYING INTO DDD’S SPINE AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN AS HIS BACK IS RAPIDLY BURNED AGAINST THE FLAMING STEEL BARS!!! LC MANAGES TO GET DDD OFF OF HIM WITH A RAW KNEE THAT UPPERCUTS DDD!! LC’S VISIBLY IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN, BUT HE’S GOTTA PUSH THROUGH IT! HE’S HESITANT AS THE BURN MARKS APPEAR ACROSS HIS BACK… HE GOES IN FOR DDD! BACK BODY DROP!!! DDD CAUGHT HIM AS LC LANDS RIGHT ON THOSE BURNS AND RIGHT ON THE UNFORGIVING CEMENT FLOOR!! DDD looks to the inside of the ring as we can see blood having poured down from his forehead; a gash he definitely got from that Instant Burial earlier! The Crimson-masked DDD looks as though he wants to end this as he quickly slides back into the ring… HE COVERS TYLER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……..
Masters: TYLER KICKS OUT OF IT! TYLER’S SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!!
(A light sporadically jumps between the last two remaining Secondary Cells for a few seconds before landing on Y2Impact)
Mak: This match WILL continue as Tyler managed to survive that cover and now it looks like this contest is on the verge of becoming a five-way as Y2Impact is lowered down to the ground! DDD immediately rolls to the outside of the ring as Impact’s Cell opens! SPEAR!!!! JESUS CHRIST!! DDD JUST MERCILESSLY SPEARS Y2IMPACT RIGHT BACK INTO THE FUCKING SECONDARY CELL OUT OF NOWHERE!! DDD SEEMS TO BE HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS AS IMPACT FAVORS THE BACK OF HIS SKULL THAT BOUNCED OFF THE STEEL OF HIS CELL! DDD looks like a man possessed! He’s got absolutely no remorse in his being! He exits from Impact’s Secondary Cell as Kevin Devastation is now stirring in the ring… DDD makes his way towards the ring and up to the apron—KEVIN CHARGES AND NAILS DDD WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT THROUGH THE ROPES! DDD looks damaged, but he refuses to be knocked off the canvas here as he remains! KD swings! DDD manages to block it and nails KD with a shot of his own! Another shot! A third shot connects to the face of KD! KD WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DDD! DDD with a headbutt to the gut of KD through the ropes! DDD NOW PULLING KD IN; PICKING HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION!! KD’S FIGHTING! HE DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND RAKES THE EYES OF DDD! KD immediately grabs his sledgehammer! HE CHARGES! SLEDGEHAMMER CONNECTS TO THE FACE OF DDD AS HE’S SENT CRASHING INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!! HIS HAIR’S CAUGHT FIRE!!!! DDD’S HAIR CATCHES FIRE OFF THE FLAMING BARS AS HE ROLLS ON THE CEMENT FLOOR!!!
Masters: JESUS CHRIST—SOMEBODY HELP THIS MAN!! THIS IS SICKENING! DDD MANAGES TO THANKFULLY PUT OUT THE FIRE BEFORE IT GETS ANY WORSE! What an absolutely sickening match this has been! DDD may very well be out for the rest of this contest! He may be damaged beyond repair after that! Kevin looks even surprised himself at what he’s done to DEDEDE as he drops his sledgehammer… KD realizes he needs to focus back on this match as he turns his attention to Tyler Parker… KD grabs a hold of—TYLER PULLS KD IN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!
Mak: It’s JUST a two count before KD manages to power out of it! Tyler Parker seems to still very much be in this match as both he and KD race to their feet! Y2Impact seems to be back up on the outside as he lays into a downed DDD with multiple stomps to the body! Impact verbally assaulting DDD as much as he is physically! KD and Tyler up now as KD nails Tyler with a shot! Tyler’s hesitant… But he fires back with a big forearm! KD with a knee to the mid-section! TYLER SPRINGS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! KD DRIVES TYLER FACE-FIRST INTO HIS KNEE NOW! TYLER COMES BACK; UNLOADING INTO KEVIN WITH RAPID SHOTS! TYLER NOT SHOWING ANY MERCY! KD’S DAZED! TYLER CHARGES AND SPRINGBOARDS! FINAL CHAPTER!!! CHECKMATE!!! KD CATCHES TYLER WITH THAT DOUBLE-A SPINEBUSTER IN MID-AIR!! TYLER LANDED RIGHT ON HIS BURNS AS KEVIN HOOKS A LEG AND THAT MAY VERY WELL BE THE END RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!……..
Masters: BUT IT’S NOT THE END AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BREAKS IT UP! LC quickly drags Kevin up to his feet! ROWS PEDAL CONNECTS!! A swinging reverse STO drives KD right into the canvas as LC now turns his attention to a damaged Tyler… LC grabs a hold of Tyler; dragging him back up to a vertical base… IRISH WHIP SENDS TYLER CRASHING BACK-FIRST INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLES! The burn marks on his back clearly aggravating him! LC looks to reverse the roles between the two as it’s HIM picking Tyler up and placing him on the top turnbuckle for something big! Tyler’s fighting! Both men are coming to blows with one another on that top turnbuckle! LC seems to be winning as Tyler’s leaning! HE’S GONNA FALL! TYLER MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON IMPACT’S EMPTY CELL IN THE CORNER! LC—HE’S CAUGHT WITH AN ATTACK FROM BEHIND BY KD! KD PICKING LC UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION.. DDD MANAGES TO NAIL IMPACT WITH A LOWBLOW ON THE OUTSIDE! TYLER’S UP! HE’S FOCUSED ON LC! TYLER LEAPS! MOONSAULT!!! A MOONSAULT OFF THAT SECONDARY CELL CONNECTS ON DEDEDE!!!
(A light appears on Jacob Senn in his Secondary Cell as he’s lowered down to the ground)
Mak: In comes the last man in this match as KD still has LC up on his shoulders in that electric chair position! LC’s fighting back with everything he’s got as he sends a flurry of blows into the skull of Kevin! Blood now streaming from the scalp of Kevin! LC DROPS OFF THE BACK OF KD! HE TURNS HIM AROUND! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! LC’S LOOKING TO END THIS!! LOCKDOWN!!!! THE LOCKDOWN IS LOCKED IN!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS RAPIDLY APPLYING PRESSURE TO THIS SUBMISSION MANEUVER AS KD DESPERATELY ATTEMPTS TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES AS SOME SORT OF SAVING GRACE, BUT THERE ARE NO SAVING GRACES LIKE THAT IN THIS MATCH! THE ONLY THING HE CAN DO WITH THOSE ROPES IS USE THEM TO HELP HIM CRAWL TO THE OUTSIDE TO KEEP FROM LOSING THIS MATCH, BUT THAT MAY JUST BE WISHFUL THINKING AS LC CONTINUES TO CONSTRICT AROUND HIS BODY WITH THE LOCKDOWN!! HOLD ON! JACOB SENN NOW! JACOB SENN IS PERCHED ON THE NEAREST TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S READY TO WIN THIS! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! LC SEES IT COMING AS HE BREAKS THE LOCKDOWN AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS THE VENGEFUL PLUNGE CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!! Lethal Consequences seems to have Senn precisely where he wants him as he stalks him… SENN BACK UP! LC TURNS HIM AROUND! ACID REIGN!!!! SENN FORCES HIM OFF AND NAILS LC WITH A DROPKICK OFF THE BACK OF THE SKULL!! LC is sent crashing to the outside through the ropes!
Masters: SENN SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY HE HAS BY GOING BACK TO THE DOWNED BODY OF KD AND ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK…. HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!………
Mak: IT’S BROKEN UP AS LC DRAGS JACOB TO THE OUTSIDE BY HIS FEET! LC DROPS SENN WITH A BIG LARIAT AS SENN IS DROPPED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! LC NOT ENDING IT THERE AS HE CLUTCHES THE HAIR OF SENN AND DRAGS HIM BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE… LC scoops Senn up! HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE FLAMING BARS OF THE STRUCTURE!! SENN MANAGES TO ESCAPE AS HE SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF LC! ROLLING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS OFF THE BACK OF LC’S SKULL! Senn looking for something big here potentially as he climbs up to the apron as a dazed LC slowly turns around.. SENN LEAPS! TORNADO DDT CONNECTS AS LC IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CEMENT!!! Y2Impact has been a lone wolf thus far in this match, but it seems he’s got something sinister in mind as he drags out a table and sets it up on the outside…
Masters: Tyler Parker catches Jacob Senn now as Senn gets back to his feet on the outside! Tyler wasting no time going to work as he lays into Senn with an onslaught of shots! Tyler with multiple knees into the gut of Senn! SENN MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF TYLER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SENDS HIM INTO THE FLAMING BARS!! TYLER STOPS IT WITH A BOOT BEFORE CATCHING SENN WITH A LOUD ELBOW OFF THE JAW! Senn’s sent backpedaling into a Secondary Cell as Tyler looks to capitalize… TYLER COMES CHARGING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT IN HIS BEING! HUGE LARIAT!! IT MISSES! TYLER QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS BY SENN!! Tyler’s dazed as Senn quickly climbs back to his feet.. Senn with a stiff boot to the face of Tyler! Another boot to the face! Jacob Senn now finds himself in the driver’s seat as he goes to work on Tyler! Multiple shots and kicks! Tyler’s sent backing up into the Secondary Cell! TYLER MANAGES TO CATCH SENN WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! SENN IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE DOOR OF THE SECONDARY CELL AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BODY OF TYLER!! HE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN!! TYLER PARKER IS IN A BAD SPOT HERE AS JACOB JUST CONTINUOUSLY SENDS THAT STEEL DOOR INTO HIS BODY; SANDWICHING HIM IN ONE OF THE SECONDARY CELLS!! ONE FINAL SLAM INTO THE BODY OF TYLER WITH THAT DOOR SENDS HIM DROPPING INTO THE CELL; DOWNED! Jacob Senn seems to be in the driver’s seat in this contest as he now turns his focus to a damaged Kevin Devastation in the ring! Senn immediately looks to go to work as he slides back into the ring and—KICK TO THE GUT OUT OF NOWHERE! INSTANT BURIAL!!!!
Mak: KEVIN DEVASTATION JUST LAID JACOB SENN OUT WITH THE INSTANT BURIAL RIGHT OUT OF THE GODDAMN BLUE!!! THIS MAY BE IT!! THIS MAY BE ALL SHE WROTE!! KEVIN’S GOTTA COVER HIM!! KEVIN ROLLS SENN ONTO HIS BACK! HE HOOKS THE LEG!! KEVIN IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: IT’S BROKEN UP BY Y2IMPACT AS HE LAYS INTO KEVIN DEVASTATION WITH A BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR OFF THE SPINE!! IMPACT LOOKS LIKE HE’S LOST HIS MIND AS HE CONTINUES TO MERCILESSLY BEAT KEVIN WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! KEVIN IS DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO ESCAPE, BUT IT MAY BE TO NO AVAIL! KEVIN IS A DESPERATE MAN! HE’S IN TROUBLE HERE! KEVIN IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS ASSAULT AS IMPACT CONTINUES TO SEND THAT CHAIR INTO HIS SPINE!! KEVIN DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE, NEXT TO THAT SET-UP TABLE! Impact exits to the outside to join Kevin… Impact looks like he may have something devious in mind… He’s got an eye on that table he’s set up and quickly searches underneath the ring… IMPACT PULLS OUT A CAN OF KEROSENE!! HE IMMEDIATELY STARTS DRENCHING THE TOP OF THAT TABLE IN KEROSENE!! KEVIN COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! IMPACT PICKS UP A KENDO STICK NOW… He puts the top of it into the fire emitting from the steel bars! The top of that kendo stick is lit on fire as Impact USES IT TO LIGHT UP THAT TABLE!!! WE’VE GOT A FLAMING TABLE IN PLAY HERE AS IMPACT LOOKS TO PUT KEVIN THROUGH IT! Impact climbs up to the apron with Kevin as he pulls him up… KD WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! EVEN FLOW DDT DRIVES IMPACT SKULL-FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! Both KD and Impact roll back into the ring… Impact, the lesser damaged, manages to get back to his feet first.. KD LUNGES IN WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE RIGHT LEG!!
Mak: KD SETTING IMPACT UP NOW!! HE’S LOOKING TO END THIS!! FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK!!! KEVIN GETS IMPACT IN THE FIGURE-FOUR AS IMPACT CRINGES IN PAIN!! HE’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN HERE AS HE’S NOW THE DESPERATE ONE OF HE TWO; DOING ALL HE CAN TO ESCAPE!! JACOB SENN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! JUST LIKE THAT, THE FIGURE-FOUR HAS BEEN BROKEN UP! JACOB SENN HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT! SENN QUICKLY COVERS KEVIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……..
Masters: IT’S BROKEN UP BY IMPACT AS HE MANAGES TO PUSH SENN OFF OF KEVIN! All three men now in a race to their feet… SENN GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR OF IMPACT’S FROM EARLIER AND LAYS IMPACT OUT WITH IT AS IT CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE SKULL!! BLOOD NOW POURING DOWN THE FACE OF IMPACT AS KEVIN SITS UP! CHAIR SHOT OFF THE SKULL OF KEVIN NOW!! SENN DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO THE BODY OF A DOWNED IMPACT!! Senn’s not finished yet as he grabs a hold of a bloodied Kevin Devastation; dragging him back up to his feet… HE PICKS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM ONTO BOTH IMPACT AND THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!! Senn’s got something in mind! He could be looking to put a period on this match as he makes his way over to the nearest corner and starts climbing! SENN’S PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE’S READY TO FLY!! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! KEVIN MANAGES TO ROLL OFF AS SENN LANDS ATOP THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR AND Y2IMPACT!!!! KEVIN’S BLOODIED AND BATTERED AS HE AND SENN RACE TO THEIR FEET… KEVIN’S UP FIRST AS HE CATCHES SENN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! HE PULLS SENN IN! LOOKING FOR IT AGAIN!! INSTANT BURIAL!!!! SPEAR!!!! DEDEDE LAYS KEVIN DEVASTATION OUT WITH A SPEAR!!! SENN QUICKLY SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET AS DDD TURNS AROUND! RETRIBUTION CONNECTS!!!! DDD’S DOWN! TYLER GRABS SENN FROM BEHIND!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! ACID REIGN!!!! TYLER’S DROPPED AS LC QUICKLY LOOKS TO END THIS! HE GRABS A HOLD OF A DOWNED IMPACT; DRAGGING HIM BACK UP… IMPACT BREAKS FROM HIS GRIP! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT CATCHES LETHAL WITH A CODEBREAKER AS ALL SIX MEN ARE DOWN!! What a match these men have put on! They’ve held NO punches! They all desperately want this World Championship shot and they’re laying it all on the line for it!
Mak: Something’s gotta give! Something has to give in this torturous match! These guys have given everything they’ve got and it still has not gotten them anywhere! Impact seem to be the only man showing any signs of life as he slowly drags himself back up to his feet in the nearest corner… Tyler Parker clutching the ropes as he pulls himself up… Both men make it back to their feet first as they stumble towards one another… Tyler looked ready to fight, but he seems hesitant now! Tyler and Impact meet eye to eye in the middle of the ring; the carnage of the match surrounding them as they look around… Shades of their confrontation at the Grand Rampage… Tyler… Tyler’s slowly shaking his head! He doesn’t want to fight his mentor! A FURIOUS IMPACT NAILS TYLER WITH A JAB TO THE FACE! IMPACT UNLOADING NOW AS HE VERBALLY TAUNTS TYLER!! TYLER’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO PROTECT HIMSELF! Impact puts a stop to the attack as both men stare down once again! IMPACT SLAPS TYLER ACROSS THE FACE!
Impact: COME ON! DO SOMETHING! YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU THINK YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO FIGHT ME?! YOU’RE WORTHLESS! YOU’RE A WASTE OF MY TIME!
Masters: IMPACT SPITS IN THE FACE OF TYLER!!! I can’t believe the sheer audacity of this man! He’s lost it! What a sickening display! Tyler doesn’t know what to think, it seems… He… TYLER WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF IMPACT! HE DID IT! IMPACT SCRAMBLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S MET WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE FROM TYLER! IMPACT SCRAMBLES BACK UP ONCE AGAIN AS TYLER PICKS HIM UP! TYLER SETTING HIM UP HERE! BLACK CROWN!!! RETRIBUTION!!!! SENN SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET AND NAILS TYLER WITH THE RETRIBUTION SUPERKICK RIGHT OFF THE JAW!! IMPACT DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS TYLER DOES THE SAME! SENN DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER YET AS HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE NEAREST CORNER! HE CLIMBS UP! SENN’S PERCHED ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! COULD THIRD TIME BE THE CHARM?! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN WITH A FOREARM OFF THE FACE OF SENN! Both men unloading into one another! LC quickly gains control over Senn as he lays into him with multiple fierce punches to the skull! LC climbing up there with Senn now! LC continues laying into him! LC SETTING SENN UP! No—Senn fires back with an elbow off the jaw! Another elbow! SENN QUICKLY FIGHTING BACK NOW! LC SLOWLY LOSING HIS BALANCE ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SENN WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET LC OFF HIS BACK! LC’S IN A BAD SITUATION AS THAT FLAMING TABLE LIES BELOW AND HE’S LEANING TOWARDS IT! LC DROPS OFF THE TOP WITH ONE FINAL SHOT TO THE FACE FROM SENN!!
Mak: NO—LC MANAGES TO SAVE HIMSELF AS HE CLUTCHES THE ROPES! SENN QUICKLY REGAINS HIS BALANCE! LOOK OUT! MOONSAULT ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! LC MANAGES TO DODGE IT! SENN JUST BARELY LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON! LOOK OUT!! ACID REIGN THROUGH THE GODDAMN FLAMING TABLE!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST SENT JACOB SENN THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE WITH AN ACID REIGN COMPLETELY OUT OF LEFT FIELD!!!! I GOTTA SAY IT—BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THEY MAY BE OUT OF THE EQUATION! Impact and Tyler Parker now look to potentially finish their business as they stare down as they slowly rise back to their feet! TYLER WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND! IMPACT WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! TYLER WITH A FOREARM! IMPACT WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! ANOTHER HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP FROM IMPACT! TYLER’S DAZED! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI FROM IMPACT CONNECTS!! TYLER’S BARELY ON HIS FEET! HE’S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS IMPACT GETS BACK UP TO END IT! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO—TYLER STOPS IT!! HE’S GOT IMPACT UP!! TYLER CHARGES!!! HE SENDS IMPACT SKULL-FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!! A dazed Impact stumbles out of the corner… DEDEDE CHARGES IN OUT OF NOWHERE! SPEAR!!!! IMPACT IS BROKEN IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION IN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE SENDS TYLER PARKER CRASHING DOWN TO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIG LARIAT OVER THE ROPES!! A damaged DDD slowly stumbles back to his feet as KD turns his focus to him! KEVIN CHARGES! BACK BODY DROP SENDS KEVIN TO THE OUTSIDE AND CRASHING INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!!! DDD HAS A CHANCE TO END THIS!!
Masters: DDD IS A BLOODY MESS! HIS HAIR IS SINGED! HE MAY BE SERIOUSLY INJURED, BUT HE HAS A CHANCE TO END THIS AS HE STUMBLES HIS WAY OVER TO THE NEAREST CORNER… DDD CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S GOT IMPACT IN HIS SIGHTS! DO IT!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS EMPHATICALLY CONNECTS ON Y2IMPACT AS DDD IS TOO BEATEN TO EVEN HOOK A LEG, BUT MANAGES A COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!! DEDEDE IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
(“So Appalled” by Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as the flames are extinguished and the entire No Way Out structure is raised while the Referee raises the right hand of a downed DEDEDE)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL…. AND NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE SE7EN….. DE! DE!! DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mak: What an unbelievably competitive, grueling, and excruciating match we’ve just witnessed! I loved every second of it! Somebody get me that match on blu-ray ASAP!
Masters: All six of these men just put everything they had on the line in that Hellfire No Way Out match and what a match it was!
(Highlights of the Hellfire No Way Out Match are shown)
Mak: DEDEDE looked completely battered – as you said, he’s a bloody mess – but I bet he’s on cloud nine deep down inside knowing he finally did what he set out to do and that is to earn a World Championship shot at Pain For Pride! He may have went through Hell and back to get it, but it may very well all be worth it after tonight! DEDEDE has given his body time and time again for this sport, but tonight, he proved why he is still one of the best, right behind me!
Masters: I couldn’t agree more with that first part, DEDEDE may be in a different state of mind as of late, but even now you can tell this is one of the biggest wins he’s ever had and he’s certainly proud of it! One-half of Showdown’s Pain For Pride main event is set as DEDEDE will be challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship, but still to come is the other half of that match…
(Graphic for Mikado Sekaiichi versus Scott Diamond is shown)
Masters: When Mikado Sekaiichi defends his World Heavyweight Championship against the “Perfect Storm”, Scott Diamond. I’m sure that’ll be one HELL of a match and I can’t wait to see who it is who will be taking on DEDEDE come Pain For Pride!
(DEDEDE is shown refusing help from E.M.T’s as he slowly makes his way back up the ramp; visibly in pain)
( Pain for Pride Se7en: ‘’Where Legends Go to Die’’ )
( Camera fades backstage to a closeup of Scott Diamond’s cold, callous face. The camera zooms out a little to show Albert Hitchman pacing around in front of Scott Diamond )
Albert: What is tonight about? Here we are… just a little over a month away from Pain For Pride, and tonight I lead to the ring the most dangerous man in Extreme Answers Wrestling. I feel bad, I feel almost as if I’m using Scott for my own desires instead of his, I mean… even he stated it this past week, the World Heavyweight Championship doesn’t interest him anymore. It’s not right, maybe we should just call the match off all together… but I’ll tell you why we won’t.
Albert: Because Scott does have something to accomplish, and no it’s not to win the World Heavyweight Championship, it’s not to make Sekaiichi look like a fool in front of the entire universe, don’t get me wrong… we fully expect those things to happen tonight… but above all what Scott wants to accomplish is to FINALLY PUT HIMS–
( Scott steps in front of Albert immediately silencing him )
Scott: Let’s not tell them… let’s show them. Words, they don’t do anything to these people. Words go one ear and out the other, you’re wasting your time Albert, the only thing that will get their attention is action, we’re out to prove something tonight, right? Let’s do it.
( Scott puts his beanie on as Albert grows a large grin and they head out of the locker room )
Ring Announcer; The following contest is the FIRST-EVER INTERGENDER SIX-PERSON TAG TEAM THREE DEGREES OF HELL MATCH!! The rules of this match are as follows, it will be contested under TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS, there are NO pinfalls, NO submissions, NO tags, the only way to win a fall is to set one of your opponents on fire, the team who wins two falls will win the match!
Stew-O: As already heard, somebody is going to burn tonight, this match is as deadly as they come, we saw that last year between Sekaiichi and the Heart Break Boy, now we have the first intergender tag of this match and the way things have gone down lately …I can only imagine what is going to happen in this match.
HBG: The Emo champion of the world threw a FIREBALL in the face of Nick Angel last Dynasty, he’s tried burning Kendra Shamez ALIVE, you know he’s going to do something insane in this match …But Hades, I’ve no doubt he’s just itching to set a bitch on fire here but after the last Dynasty, I wonder if Hades and Crash can continue to co-exist because let me tell you right now, if I was heading into a world title match in one month and one of my partners was involved, I’d have NO PROBLEMS setting them on fire aswelll to weaken them!
( ‘’Crash’’ by Decfyer Down plays as Zack Crash walks out to the ring )
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, from Charleston, West Virginia, he is THE ULTIMATE THRILL SEEKER ….ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Zack Crash has made his issues with Dark Demon VERY CLEAR, he’s got a chance to repeat Pain for Pride last year and win the world title but tonight, tonight he wants to get his hands on Demon after waiting MONTHS for this night.
HBG: They still haven’t had a singles match though, which is what Crash wants and has gone to the ends of the earth to try and get.
( ‘’This Means War’’ by Busta Rhymes and Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades The Hellraiser rides out on his chopper with Venom following behind gulping down bottles of beer )
Ring Announcer: And his partners, they are representing the HOUSE OF RENEGADES …..THE ‘’INCURABLE TOXIN’’ VENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM …….AND THE 2014 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER , THE BIG DEVIL…….HADESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! THE!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLRAISER!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The House of Renegades, Venom and Hades look confident tonight, Hades has been on some roll in 2014 and tonight, tonight he could make a HUGE statement before Pain for Pride.
HBG; Venom probably too drunk to even realise where he is or how to win this match.
( ‘’Man Who Sold The World’’ by Nirvana plays as Dark Demon, Cleopatra and Tarah Nova walk out to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, they are representing Demons Council ….’’THE QUEEN OF EXTREME’’ …..TARAHHHHHHHHH NOVAAAAAA!!!!!! …..’’THE QUEEN OF THE NILE’’ ….CLEOOOOOOOOOPATRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ……..AND CURRENT REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, THE EATER OF SOULS ……DARRRRRRRRKKKKK DEMMOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the C—-LOOK AT THIS, HADES, VENOM AND CRASH CHARGE OUT OF THE RING AND CHARGE TOWARDS, DEMON, CLEO AND NOVA!!! HADES ON DEMON, CRASH ON CLEO, VENOM ON NOVA!!! ALL SIX OF THEM UNLOADING ON THE MIDDLE OF THE RAMP, THIS IS ALREADY OUT OF ORDER AND THIS MATCH HASN’T EVEN BEGUN!!! FISTS ARE FLYING ABOUT HERE AS THE REFEREE MERELY SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS AND CALLS FOR THE BELL, THIS IS STARTING ON THE OUTSIDE!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HBG: HADES WITH A BIGTIME RIGHT HAND KNOCKING DEMON INTO THE BARRICADE BY THE SIDE OF THE RAMP, HADES WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND TO THE WORLD CHAMPION!!! HADES BACKS UP A BIT AND LOOKS FOR A BIG BOOT SENDING DEMON INTO THE CROWD!!! BUT DEMON SIDE-STEPS IT AND HADES BIG BOOTS A MEMBER OF THE CROWD, HOLY SHIT!!!! HADES JUST FLOORED A MEMBER OF THE CROWD!!HADES DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE BUT DEMON JUMPS HIM FROM BEHIND, SLAMMING HADES INTO THE BARRICADE!!! DEMON WITH ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF HADES BUT CRASH JUMPING DEMON, TRYING TO GET FISTS INTO HIM BUT CLEO SPINS CRASH AROUND, GRABBING HIM BY THE HEAD AND THROWING CRASH INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! CRASH IS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!… Crash is holding his shoulder in pain as Cleopatra smirks before charging towards CRASH AND LOOKING FOR A DROPKICK INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!! BUT CRASH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CLEOPATRA DROPKICKS THE STEEL STEPS!!! CLEOPATRA JUST DROPPED THE STEEL STEPS AND SHE’S CLUTCHING HER FEET IN PAIN ….
Stew-O: Tarah throws fists into Venom but Venom knees her in the mid-section, Venom pulls TARAH NOVA IN AND DRIVES HER INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A SNAP DDT!!! THE HEAD OF NOVA IS DRIVEN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Nova is down and possibly out, holy crap her head CRACKED into that floor and Venom now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a WOODEN table, Venom quickly opens up that table on the floor and Venom lifts Tarah up, Venom has terrible thoughts here as he lifts Nova up and dumps her onto the apron, Venom lifts her up and VENOM HAS NOVA UP AND IS LOOKING FOR THE TOXIC ARRAY!!!! THE JUMPING PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THIS COULD TURN OUT BAD, REALLY REALLY BAD BUT DEMON FROM BEHIND!!! DEMON FROM BEHIND ATTACKING VENOM, SENDING FISTS INTO HIM AS VENOM DROPS NOVA, VENOM AND DEMON EXCHANGING FISTS ON THE APRON AS DEMON LOOKS FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO VENOM ON THE APRON!!!! BUT VENOM BLOCKS IT, VENOM BLOCKED THE ROLLING ELBOW AND KICKS DEMON IN THE MID-SECTION, LOOKING FOR A JUMPING DDT OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!!!
HBG: BUT DEMON BLOCKS, USING THE ROPES TO HOLD HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AND VENOM SENDING SHOTS INTO HIM, TRYING TO BREAK THIS HOLD BUT DEMON SLIPS OUT, SMASHING HIS ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF VENOM!!!! VENOM IS STAGGERED ON THE APRON BUT CRASH OUT OF NOWHERE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CHARGES AT DEMON AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES — SPEARING DEMON AND HIMSELF THROUGH THE WOODEN TABLE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A DIVING SPEAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE THAT SENDS HIMSELF AND DEMON THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!! …Venom is still on the apron, dazed from that elbow shot as Cleo GRABS VENOM BY THE LEG AND SWEEPS HIM OFF HIS FEET, SENDING VENOM INTO THE APRON, AS CLEO GRABS BOTH LEGS OF VENOM AND PULLS THEM FORWARD, SENDING VENOM GROIN FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!! OUCH!!!!
Stew-O: Cleo is quickly spun around by Hades though, who uppercuts Cleo and grabs her by the head, SENDING HER INTO THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST!!! Cleo is clutching her back as Hades grabs her and looks for a SIDEWALK SLAM ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! BUT CLEO WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF HADES AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING HEAD SCISSOR LOCK!! HADES IS SENT FLYING INTO OUR TABLE!!! Hades is leaning by our table as CLEO CHARGES AT HADES AND KNOCKS HIM OVER THE TABLE WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Hades and Cleo are sent over our table and Cleo STILL throwing shots into Hades, Cleo pulls herself out of the wreckage and SNATCHES a camera from one of the camera men, Hades is lifting himself up as CLEO SMASHES THE CAMERA INTO THE FACE OF HADES!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! THE GLASS FROM THE CAMERA SHATTERS COMPLETELY INTO HIS FACE, HADES HAS BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND HE’S SLUMPED ONTO OUR TABLE ….CLEO MAY HAVE KNOCKED OUT HADES!!!!
HBG: Cleo now hops onto the apron and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, CLEOPATRA LOOKING TO SEND HADES THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! BUT NO!!!! VENOM CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE WITH CLEO, CLEO WITH A RIGHT FIST!! VENOM WITH A LEFT!!! CLEO AND VENOM EXCHANGING FISTS ON THE TURNBUCKLE BUT VENOM WITH A HEADBUTT!! HEADBUTTS BY VENOM INTO CLEOPATRA AND VENOM PULLS CLEOPATRA IN — SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!! VENOM SUPERPLEXS CLEOPATRA RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!! …Cleopatra is rolling in pain as Venom springs to his feet, smirking in glory but Tarah Nova springs to her feet, but Venom rushes at her and FLOORS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!! Tarah rolls out of the ring as Venom follows her, Venom looks underneath the ring and pours out lighter fluid!
Stew-O: Venom POURS the lighter fluid down on Tarah Nova! Venom is DRENCHING NOVA IN THE LIGHTER FLUID!!! VENOM PULLS OUT A MATCH FROM HIS POCKET AND OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! VENOM DROPS THE MATCH ON NOVA!!!!!!!! TARAH NOVA’S ENTIRE BODY LIGHTS ON FIRE!!!!! TARAH NOVA IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! TARAH NOVA IS ON FIRE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HER ENTIRE BODY IS ENLIGHED ON FIRE, EMTS ARE RUSHING OUT HERE, TRYING TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! THAT WAS, THAT WAS INSANE, NOVA’S ENTIRE BODY WAS COVERED IN FIRE, SHE MAY HAVE SERIOUS THIRD DEGREE BURNS, SHE MAY HAVE SERIOUS INJURIES!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the first fall …THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES AND ZACK CRASH!!!!
HBG: EMTs are placing Tarah Nova on a stretcher, they are taking her out of here, it looks like this will now be a two on three handicap match, Venom may have taken out one member of the council completely! …Venom now grabs Demon and is LOOKING TO POUR LIGHTER FLUID ON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! BUT DEMON GRABS A PIECE OF THE BROKEN SHARDS OF WOOD AND SLASHES VENOM ACROSS THE ARM WITH IT!!!! VENOM GUSHING BLOOD OUT OF HIS ARM AND DEMON TACKLES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS BY DEMON INTO VENOM!!!!! BUT CRASH FROM BEHIND, CRASH GRABBING DEMON AND SPINS HIM AROUND, TRADING FISTS WITH DEMON!!! FISTS FROM DEMON!!! FISTS FROM CRASH!!!! FISTS BY DEMON!!!! FISTS BY CRASH!!!! ELBOW BY DEMON!!!! ELBOW BY CRASH!!!! SLAP BY DEMON!!!! SLAP BY CRASH!!!!! —CLEOPATRA WITH A PLANCA ONTO CRASH!!!!! CLEOPATRA WIPES OUT CRASH!!! Cleopatra is getting back to her feet but HADES SMASHES THE RING BELL INTO HER FACE!!!!!!
Stew-O: HADES THE HELLRAISER SMASHED THAT RING BELL INTO CLEOS FACE!!!! CLEO IS GUSHING BLOOD!!!! CLEO’S FACE IS QUICKLY BEING COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!! …Hades drops the ring bell and looks underneath the ring, pulling out a 15ft ladder! Hades bridges that ladder between the ring apron and the barricade, Hades grabs Cleo by the throat and lifts her back up – OH MY GOD!!!! HADES IS GONNA CHOKESLAM CLEO THROUGH THE LADDER!!!!! BUT DEMON FROM BEHIND!!!! DEMON SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF HADES!!!! ANOTHER SHOT BY DEMON!!! ANOTHER!!!! Hades drops Cleo and turns, as DEMON SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF HADES!!!!!!!!! BUT HADES GRABS THE CHAIR, HADES GRABBED THE CHIR AND KICKS DEMON IN THE MID-SECTION, RIPPING THE CHAIR FROM HIS HANDS AND HADES DRIVES THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON!!!! …Demon slides into the ring, clutching his face in pain as Hades slides into the ring with the chair, Hades SMASHES THAT CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF THE CHAMPION!!!! OVER AND OVER!!!!! 5, 10, 15 CHAIRSHOTS TO THE SPINE OF DARK DEMON!!!!
HBG: Demon is decimated here, Hades drops the chair and grabs Demon, lifting him up to his feet and GRABBING HIM BY THE THROAT, HADES WALKING OVER TO THE ROPES AND LIFTING DEMON INTO THE SKY, LOOKING FOR A CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!! BUT NO!!!!! DEMON COUNTERS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT!!!!! DEMON WITH THE TORANDO DDT THAT SENDS HADES AND DEMON OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THAT BRIDGED LADDER!!!! DEMON SENDS HADES HEAD FIRST INTO THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!! …Hades rolls off the bridged ladder and onto the ringside floor, Demon is on the ladder and rolls back into the ring, but Crash crawls into the ring, Crash grabs Demon and lifts him up, PULLING HIM IN — CRASH TEST!!!! CRASH TEST ON DEMON!!!! NO!!!!! DEMON SHOVES CRASH INTO THE ROPES, CRASH COMES BACK AS DEMON LOOKS FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!! CONNECTS!!!!! CRASH GROGGY AS DEMON PULLS HIM IN, DEMON DDT!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT CRASH SLIPS OUT OF IT AND SHOVES DEMON INTO THE ROPES, CRASH WITH A KICK TO THE MID-SCTION, PULLING DEMON IN!!!! REBEL YELL!!!! DEMON SLIPS OUT AGAIN, GRABBING CRASH INTO A WAIST-LOCK AS HE SHOVES CRASH INTO THE ROPES AS CLEOPATRA PROPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE!!!! CLEO WITH A STEEL CHAIN SHOT TO CRASH!!!! DEMON IS SPUN AROUND AND VENOM SPITS BEER IN THE FACE OF DEMON!!!!! VENOM NOW PULLING DEMON IN AND LOOKING FOR THE TOXIC ARRAY!!!!! JUMPING PILEDRIVER!!!!! NO!!!!! DEMON WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!!!! VENOM SENT INTO THE MAT AS DEMON GRABS THE BEER BOTTLE, DEMON POURS OUT THE BEER FROM THE BOTTLE ONTO THE ARM OF SLASHED ARM OF VENOM, VENOMS ARM IS DRENCHED IN THE LIQUR, DEMON GRABS A MATCH AND OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON DROPS THE MATCH ONTO THE BEER SOAKED ARM OF VENOM!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, VENOMS ARM IS ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: OH SHITTTT!!!!! VENOM IS ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN, SCREAMINGI N AGONY AS DEMON JUST LIT HIS ARM COMPLETELY ON FIRE!!!!! SAVAGE, ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE!!!!!!! DEMON IS LAUGHING, DEMON AS HE MERELY WATCHES VENOM ROLLING IN PAIN!!!!!!!! EMTS PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcers: The winners of the second fall …DEMONS COUNCIL!!!
Stew-O: HADES SMASHES THE RING BELL FROM BEHIND TO THE BACK OF DEMONS HEAD!!!! DEMON GOES DOWN!!!! Hades battered Demon, who rolls out of the ring as Crash grabs Cleo and throws her into the ring, Cleo is in Hades grasp as HADES LIFTS CLEOPATRA UP AND PUTS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS —- BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE RING BELL!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HADES JUST BRIMSTONED CLEO ONTO THAT RING BELL!!! Crash walks to the side of the ring and pulls out a glass table and places it on top of the bridged ladder, Crash now pouring the rest of that lighter fluid onto the glass table as he grabs a match …SETTING THE GLASS TABLE THAT’S ON TOP OF THE BRIDGED LADDER ON FIRE!!!!!!! IT’S ROARING IN FLAMES AS HADES GRABS CLEOPATRA, LAST CALL!!!!!! HADES WITH THE LAST CALL TO CLEOPATRA FROM THE RING THROUGH THE FLAMING GLASS TABLE ON TOP OF THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners …..THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES AND ZACKKKK CRASSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: THEY DO IT!!!! THOR AND CRASH WIN THIS BRUTAL, BRUTAL MATCH BUT I THINK CLEOPATRA MIGHT BE DEAD!!! EMTs are rushing out here to check on Cleopatra, they are putting her in a stretcher aswell as Tarah, Cleo was DESTROYED by Hades there, Demon looking on from a far with a look of great concern on his face …Cleo was the one who pulled the strings for him, who told him exactly what he needed to do, Cleo got him out of that ten-month losing slump but I think the Renegades just got rid of Cleopatra AND Tarah Nova here tonight …
**EMTs carefuly carry Cleo up the ramp on the stretcher as Demon quickly grabs his Answers World Championship, hoping the barricade and going through the crowd, avoiding Hades/Crash**
Stew-O: Crash looking on at Demon, mocking abuse at h—VENOM JUST SMASHED A BEER BOTTLE OVER CRASHES HEAD!!! WHAT THE!?!?!? VENOM CRACKED THAT BOTTLE IN PIECES OVER CRASHES HEAD AND HADES GRABS CRASH BY THE THROAT — CHOKESLAM THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HADES SENDS CRASH THROUGH OUR TABLE, MONITORS, LAPTOPS!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I GUESS THE ALGIANCE IS OVER!!!!! HADES SENDING NOT ONLY DARK DEMON BUT ALSO ZACK CRASH A HUGE MESSAGE HERE TONIGHT!!!!
( The first EAW 2014 Hall of Fame inductee announced next week )
( ‘’Born in the USA’’ by Bruce Springsteen plays as Starr-Stan walks out to the ring with the Elite Championship around his waist )
HBG: Well here comes the unofficial Elite Champion, the self-proclaimed greatest WRESTLER in the world, Starr-Stan…
( Starr-Stan enters the ring, grabbing a microphone as he smirks into the camera )
Starr-Stan: Sluts and Germs, otherwise known as ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to be out here now, I know the REAL reason why any of you bothered to watch this god-awful show …I mean, fire seriously?? As if EAW wasn’t extreme enough but I’ll give my props to Hades The Hellraiser for injuring Cleopatra, that’s atleast one unworthy waste of oxygen out of EAW and in a few moments, I’ll be eliminating ANOTHER waste of oxygen from EAW …Diamond Cage. See, I’m SICK AND TIRED of Diamond Cage, I’m sick of this untalented, overrated, hype machine getting MY title shots, getting MY spotlight and MY airtime, I’m sick of it.
Starr-Stan: Now, I heard Diamond Cage was going to be here, so I’m not going to waste any time, I’m not going to fuck around and waste any more of my time spending in the worst state in America, Montata (ill)!!!! …So Diamond Cage, if you’re back there, why don’t you stop drooling by yourself and get your ass out here so I can take you out of your misery and take EAW out of IT’S misery by you on It’s roster.
( the camera pans to the entrance way but nobody comes out )
Starr-Stan: Oh C’mon Cage, don’t tell me you really aren’t going to answer my call out?? Don’t tell me you are chicken?? All this talk, all this ‘’Diamond Cage is the most dangerous guy in EAW’’ and you can’t even confront me?? Well, I suppose I can’t blame you. I SUPPOSE I’d do the same thing if I was going to confront an athlete like myself, so that’s okay Cage, you stay home in that shithole known as Canada, with your gold-digging wife who only obtained god knows what type of sexual diseases by DEDEDE and I’ll WIN BACK MY Answers World Championshi—-
( The lights go out )
Stew-O: What’s happening????
( The lights come back on as Diamond Cage is seen standing behind Starr-Stan )
HBG: DIAMOND CAGE IS BEHIND STARR!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS STANDING BEHIND STARR-STAN!!!!! STARR IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE UNTIL STARR TURNS AROUND ….CAGE AND STARR ARE FACE TO FACE!!!!! CAGE IS COMPLETELY EMOTIONLESS, HE’S JUST STARING BLANKLY IN STARRS EYES, WHO LOOKS FURIOUS!!!! THIS IS INTENSE, BOTH MEN ARE JUST STARING EACH OTHER DOWN …..UNTIL CAGE STRIKES STARR!!!! CAGE STRIKING STARR WITH FISTS!!!!! FISTS BY CAGE, FISTS BY STARR!!!BOTH MEN ARE UNLOADING ON EACH OTHER!!!!
Stew-O: CAGE OVER-POWERS STARR, CAGE IS OVER-POWERING STARR!!!! STARR STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES – CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! CAGE CLOTHESLINES STARR OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!
Diamond Cage **picking up the microphone**: YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT??? YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE ME FROM EAW??? THAT’S GOOD STARR, BECAUSE I WANT TO DO THE SAME TO YOU!
Diamond Cage: BUT I’M NOT GONNA DO IT TONIGHT, OH NO, I’M NOT GONNA DO IT HERE …
Diamond Cage: ME VS YOU ….PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Starr’s eyes bug out of his head for a moment before he calms down, pacing around on the ramp**
Starr **without microphone**: ……YOU’RE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHOA!!!!!! It’s official, Diamond Cage will take on Starr-Stan at Pain for Pride, at the biggest show in the HISTORY of E-feds!
( Pain for Pride Se7en: To the Stars )
(Video package plays; highlighting Mikado Sekaiichi’s feud with Scott Diamond over the World Heavyweight Championship)
(Camera cuts back to the arena as the ring, ramp, and stage are surrounded with dozens of weapons while Albert Hitchman proudly makes his way out to the stage with a microphone in hand)
Hitchman: Ladies and gentlemen… I proudly bring to you…. The man who killed EAW…. The Perfect Storm…. And the NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…. MY CLIENT, SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!….
(“In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins plays all throughout the arena as Scott Diamond slowly makes his way out to the stage dressed in MMA attire)
Masters: I want to say Sekaiichi has a chance in this bout, but against this man… I really don’t know. Last week, Scott Diamond sent a powerful message to Sekaiichi when he hit him with a Vortex not once, not twice, but THREE times; the second being into a ringpost and the third being through a flaming table!
(One by one, the weapons on the stage begin to set ablaze… Slowly the fire begins to take over the weapons along the ramp… And finally, the weapons around the ring too are set on fire)
Mak: I’m liking this…
(Mikado Sekaiichi slowly makes his way out to the stage; dressed in his “Legendary” Sekaiichi attire and facepaint, with the World Heavyweight Championship Crown clutched in his left hand… Walls of fire appearing as he walks down the ramp)
Mak: YES! Now it’s a party! I can’t freakin’ wait for this! “The Legendary” Sekaiichi is back and I don’t care if it’s permanent or one night only, but I know it’s gonna be tremendous! I can’t wait to watch these two forces of nature collide! It seems Mikado Sekaiichi does have a strategy after all! I knew he would!
(Mikado Sekaiichi and Scott Diamond stand locking eyes in adjacent corners of the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is a TRIAL BY FIRE MATCH AND IS FOR THE E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOORRRLLDD!!!…. The rules are as follows: Any flaming weapon can be utilized as much as either competitor desires and the only way to win is by pinfall or submission!…. First, in the corner to my left, the challenger…. He weighed in tonight at 280 pounds…. HE IS THE “PERFECT STORM”…. SCOTT DIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOONNNNDDDDD!!!….
(Albert Hitchman proudly points to a stoic Scott Diamond)
Announcer: And his opponent, in the corner to my right…. From Las Vegas, Nevada…. He weighed in tonight at 237 pounds…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOONNNNN….. MIKADO SEEEEKKKKKKKAAAAAAIIIIIICCCCHHHHHIIIIIIIIII!!!….
(Mikado Sekaiichi takes off his trench coat and throws it down to the ground as he shows off the World Heavyweight Championship Crown)
Masters: And the Referee calls for the bell to get this Trial By Fire World Title match underway…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Masters: This World Championship match is officially underway as neither Sekaiichi nor Scott Diamond have moved even an inch… Hitchman begins taunting Sekaiichi from the outside; attempting to get into the World Champion’s head… Sekaiichi… He exits to the outside! Hitchman runs for the hills as Sekaiichi grabs a hold of a flaming steel chair as his first pick to combat the powerful Scott Diamond! Sekaiichi slides back into the ring with the flaming chair in hand as Scott looks on with a grin across his face… SCOTT CHARGES AS SOON AS SEKAIICHI IS UP! A tackle misses as Sekaiichi manages to dodge! Scott quickly turns around! SEKAIICHI WITH A SHOT OFF THE SKULL USING THAT FLAMING CHAIR!! Look at this! Scott doesn’t even look fazed! SCOTT IMMEDIATELY PICKS SEKAIICHI UP AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! That flaming chair drops to the outside as Scott looks to take control now… Shoulder thrust connects! Another shoulder thrust right into the gut of Sekaiichi! Scott grabs a hold of Sekaiichi by the ears.. AND SENDS HIM FLYING NEARLY ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING LIKE A DAMN RAGDOLL!! Sekaiichi may be in a lot of trouble as he scrambles to get back up.. SCOTT COMES CHARGING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN! Sekaiichi manages to catch Scott with a snake eyes as Scott slams face-first into the top turnbuckle! Sekaiichi immediately locks the waist from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! SEKAIICHI BRIDGES FOR THE PIN!
Mak: Barely a one count before Scott gets a shoulder up, but Sekaiichi isn’t finished yet as he rolls through; pulling Scott up! ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! SEKAIICHI STILL NOT FINISHED AS HE SLOWLY DRAGS SCOTT UP ONCE AGAIN FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE—ELBOW TO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! Scott sends his head back into the face of Sekaiichi now! Scott with a standing switch! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!!! THE BODY OF SEKAIICHI JUST AWKWARDLY COLLIDES INTO THE CORNER UPSIDE DOWN! Scott is a beast! A battered Sekaiichi rolls to the outside as Hitchman continues to taunt his client’s opponent…
Hitchman: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME, SEKAIICHI! YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME—YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
Masters: Sekaiichi is visibly in pain as Scott seems to be targeting him for something from inside the ring… SCOTT COMES CHARGING! SUICIDE DIVE?!! NO—SEKAIICHI HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE NAILS SCOTT RIGHT OFF THE TEMPLE WITH A CYCLONE KILL KICK!! Sekaiichi pulls Scott out of the ring now, in a suplex position with an impressive amount of strength to keep him up this long! Scott’s already fighting back with shots to the body of Sekaiichi! Scott drops down to his feet on the outside and pushes Sekaiichi away.. SEKAIICHI CHARGES! MASSIVE LARIAT NEARLY DECAPITATES SEKAIICHI, COURTESY OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! SEKAIICHI NEARLY DID A DAMN INVERTED 450!! Scott Diamond quickly gets back to his feet and lets out a battle cry as a delighted Albert Hitchman proudly claps for his client! Sekaiichi may have bit off more than he can chew when he decided to accept this challenge! Scott Diamond has dominated this match thus far… Scott now grabs a hold of the hair of Sekaiichi; dragging him back up.. He pulls Sekaiichi in for a loud knee into the gut! ANOTHER knee strike to the mid-section connects as spit flies out the mouth of a battered Sekaiichi! Scott pulls him in… PICKING HIM UP! POWERBOMB CONNECTS ON THE MAT!!! NO—SCOTT ISN’T FINISHED! HE USES THAT POWER TO PICK SEKAIICHI BACK UP! POWERBOMB INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON!!! HE’S NOT DONE!
Mak: C’MON MIKADO! DO SOMETHING! SCOTT TARGETING A FLAMING TABLE NOW AS HE PICKS SEKAIICHI BACK UP!! DON’T DO IT! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO YOUR MIKADO!! YES! YES!! SEKAIICHI’S FIGHTING BACK! HE’S SLOWLY STOPPING SCOTT DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH CLOSED-FIST SHOTS RIGHT TO THE FACE; ONE AFTER ANOTHER!! Scott would love to put Sekaiichi through that table with one more powerbomb, but Sekaiichi absolutely refuses to let that come to fruition! Sekaiichi is just battering Scott’s face! Hitchman isn’t liking this! Scott’s backed up against the steel steps! Scott drops on his back across the top of the steps as Sekaiichi has him now in a thesz-like press; unloadnig with shots to the face!! SEKAIICHI RISES TO HIS FEET AND NOW SWITCHES TO UNRELENTING STOMPS INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! SEKAIICHI’S STOMPING INTO SCOTT’S FACE LIKE IT’S ON FIRE!! Sekaiichi finally puts a stop to the attack and drops down; still visibly in pain as he slowly gets back up to his feet… He’s worn out, but he’s certainly not one to give up that easily as he targets Scott… SEKAIICHI CHARGES!! SCOTT EXPLODES OFF THE STEPS WITH A LARIAT!! IT MISSES! SCOTT TURNS AROUND AS SEKAIICHI PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! FIREMAN’S CARY TAKEOVER WITH THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL LANDING RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! Sekaiichi doesn’t look finished yet! Sekaiichi quickly rushes back to the barricade… AND COMES CHARGING ONCE AGAIN! HUGE DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE STEPS SENDS THEM COLLIDING WITH THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL!!!
Masters: Sekaiichi realizes he’s in control at last… He’s got a sadistic look upon his face that shows he smells blood in the water… Hitchman makes damn sure he’s as far away as possible as Sekaiichi picks up a flaming kendo stick and makes his way over to Scott… Scott may be damaged, but he’s still pushing himself to get to his feet as Sekaiichi stalks him.. SEKAIICHI WITH THAT FLAMING KENDO STICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF SCOTT! KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE SPINE OF SCOTT! SEKAIICHI’S UNLOADING WITH THIS FLAMING KENDO STICK ALL OVER THE BODY OF HIS OPPONENT!! SCOTT CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIMSELF AS THE FIRE REPEATEDLY SINGES HIS SKIN!! SEKAIICHI NOW GOING AROUND SCOTT! LOOKING FOR A FLAMING KENDO STICK-AIDED RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! NO—SCOTT POWERS THROUGH AND PICKS UP SEKAIICHI! HE DROPS HIM NECK-FIRST ACROSS THE RING APRON!! You can see now that Scott is lacerated on the back of the skull; most likely after that fireman’s carry takeover from Sekaiichi… Both men racing to get to their feet… Sekaiichi crawling over to the flaming weapons as Scott gets straight up to a vertical base… Scott quickly makes his way over to Sekaiichi! SEKAIICHI NAILS SCOTT UPSIDE THE SKULL WITH A FLAMING STEEL CHAIR!! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE RIBS WITH THAT FLAMING STEEL CHAIR! A FURIOUS AND DAMAGED SCOTT SWATS THE CHAIR OUT OF SEKAIICHI’S HANDS AND PICKS HIM UP!! RUNNING SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT!! They’re decimating one another! I’m not sure who’s in control, but they’re both putting up a Hell of a fight for it! It seems like Scott is the first to show signs of life as he slowly pulls himself up…
Mak: Scott grabs a hold of Sekaiichi now; dragging him up—SEKAIICHI SPRINGS UP WITH SCOTT ON HIS SHOULDERS!! NO—SCOTT REPLIES WITH SEVERAL UNFORGIVING ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF SEKAIICHI’S HEAD! SEKAIICHI IS STAGGERING! Scott escapes of the back of Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi quickly turns around! POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! NOBODY’S HOME AS SEKAIICHI DUCKS IT! DELETE!!! SCOTT RETURNS THE FAVOR AS HE DUCKS! SEKAIICHI TURNS TO SCOTT! SCOTT PULLS HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!! Sekaiichi’s in a tremendous amount of pain after that! Scott looks like he just found his second wind as he pulls Sekaiichi back up… LOCKS THE WAIST FROM BEHIND! LOOK OUT!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SEKAIICHI IS SENT FLYING DAMN-NEAR INTO THE AUDIENCE AS HIS BODY COLLIDES WITH THEIR SEATS!!! Scott Diamond has become a monster! He once again lets out a battle cry as he returns to his feet before kicking all the chairs around into one massive pile! Scott clutches the hair of Sekaiichi in his hands as he drags him back up… SCOTT PULLS SEKAIICHI UP!! STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX!! HE’S GOT SEKAIICHI STUCK UP IN THE AIR AS THE CLOCK TICKS AWAY!! SEKAIICHI CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AS BLOOD RUSHES TO HIS HEAD! IT’S BEEN AT LEAST 15 SECONDS NOW! AND SCOTT SENDS SEKAIICHI DOWN INTO THE PILE OF CHAIRS WITH A MASSIVE SUPLEX!!! I hate to say it, but Sekaiichi may be done…
Masters: Scott with a smirk across his face now as he pulls a battered and beaten Sekaiichi back to his feet… This has quickly turned one-sided as Sekaiichi is dragged up and over back to the barricade… SCOTT PULLS HIM IN!! ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDS SEKAIICHI’S BODY CRASHING THROUGH ANOTHER PORTION OF THE BARRICADE!!! JESUS! SEKAIICHI IS GETTING DESTROYED RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! Scott now taking his time; picking at the bones of his opponent… Sekaiichi is damaged; possibly beyond repair as he desperately looks for something to save him in this match… Scott’s eying another flaming table! He pulls Sekaiichi in! PICKING HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! SEKAIICHI’S GRABBED A FLAMING STEEL CHAIR AS HE CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF SCOTT!! Scott drops down as Sekaiichi desperately makes his way over to the ring! Sekaiichi clutches the apron; using it to help him back to a vertical base… Sekaiichi slowly rolls back into the ring as Scott rises back to his feet; angrier than ever! Scott quickly climbs up to the apron… SEKAIICHI SPRINGS UP WITH THAT CHAIR IN HAND AND ONCE AGAIN NAILS SCOTT ACROSS THE SKULL WITH IT! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT CHAIR! HE DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO THE MID-SECTION OF SCOTT NOW!! SEKAIICHI TOSSES THE CHAIR AND BACKS UP! HE CHARGES!! SPEAR THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! SEKAIICHI SPEARS SCOTT DIAMOND RIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!! THESE MEN ARE DESTROYING ONE ANOTHER WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!! I DON’T KNOW IF EITHER COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT ONE! Hold on… Somebody’s moving! Sekaiichi’s SOMEHOW still in this as he drags himself back up to his feet once again! Sekaiichi’s got a vile look on his face! He’s got murderous intent! Sekaiichi quickly grabs at the mat… Ripping it away! Sekaiichi entirely rips away the mat on that side of the ring to expose nothing but unforgiving cement!
Mak: Sekaiichi knows exactly what he’s doing! If he’s going out, he’s taking Scott Diamond with him! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of Scott now; dragging him up… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SCOTT’S SKULL BOUNCES OFF THE CEMENT!! Sekaiichi slowly but surely pulling both himself and Scott back up again… SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SCOTT IS DRIVEN INTO THE CEMENT! Sekaiichi looking for the full trilogy as he pulls a now even heavier and nearly unconscious Scott back up.. Can he do it? THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! THE FULL HAT TRICK CONNECTS!! Scott Diamond is down for the count! Sekaiichi wants to end this more than anything right now and he very well may if he can keep control over his opponent the way he is right now! Sekaiichi puts everything he has into dragging this goliath, Scott Diamond, to his feet and sends him rolling back into the ring! Sekaiichi wants to end this more than anything as he slowly makes his way up to the nearest top turnbuckle! He’s got a battered and beaten Scott Diamond in his sights and ripe for the picking! SEKAIICHI IS PERCHED! DIVING HEADBUTT!!! IT MISSES AS SCOTT DIAMOND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! Albert Hitchman looks more relieved than ever! Sekaiichi’s in a great deal of pain after that miss, but Scott Diamond isn’t doing much better… Both men now racing to get back to a vertical base…
Masters: Sekaiichi using the ropes to aid him as Scott pulls himself back up… Sekaiichi’s up first as he quickly makes his way over to Scott! Scott catches Sekaiichi with a knee right into the gut! Sekaiichi with a rolling elbow to the face of Scott! Scott with a lariat into Sekaiichi, but there’s not enough power behind it to take the World Champion down! Scott’s power may be depleted! MASENKO CHOP! Sekaiichi connects with it before unloading with a flurry of open-hand chops to the face of Scott! Spinning backfist! Another spinning backfist! Scott’s not going down! HE NAILS SEKAIICHI WITH A ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SKULL!! WHAT A MOVE! SEKAIICHI’S ABOUT TO FALL, BUT SCOTT PULLS HIM IN! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! COLD HARD JUSTICE!!! SEKAIICHI’S FIGHTING IT! HE SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF SCOTT! SCOTT TURNS AROUND TO MEET A SUPERKICK RIGHT UPSIDE THE JAW FROM SEKAIICHI! SCOTT’S STUMBLING! SEKAIICHI PULLS HIM IN… HE’S GOT HIM UP! SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!! IT CONNECTS!! SEKAIICHI NAILED IT! SEKAIICHI’S HURT, BUT HE’S GOTTA END IT… SEKAIICHI SLOWLY RISES BACK TO HIS FEET…. AND SIGNALS THE END! WE KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT! Sekaiichi drags Scott back up… He’s got the wrist locked… HE SETS HIM UP! KING’S LAAAANNNNDDDDIIIINNGGGGGG!!!! NO—SCOTT COUNTERS AS HE PULLS SEKAIICHI IN AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! VORTEX!!!! SEKAIICHI COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA!! HOLD ON! SCOTT’S CAUGHT HIM! SCOTT TURNS IT AROUND! LIFE SENTENCE!!!! SCOTT’S GOT THE BROCK LOCK IN ON SEKAIICHI!!! SEKAIICHI’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! SCOTT GETS COMPLETELY BACK TO HIS FEET TO FULLY LOCK IN THIS EXCRUCIATING MANEUVER!!
Mak: SEKAIICHI’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS LOOKING ON WITH A HUGE GRIN AS SEKAIICHI’S BODY IS CONTORTED ALL OVER BY SCOTT DIAMOND!! SEKAIICHI CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING! DON’T TAP! SCOTT’S GOT A LOOK OF DETERMINATION! I THINK HE MIGHT GENUINELY BE WILLING TO SNAP SEKAIICHI IN HALF JUST TO WIN THIS BOUT! SEKAIICHI’S BEING FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN HERE!! HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING—ANYTHING! HITCHMAN IS REPEATEDLY TELLING HIS CLIENT TO “BREAK HIM”, AND SCOTT MIGHT DO JUST THAT IF SOMETHING ISN’T DONE SOON! AXE KICK!! SEKAIICHI MANAGES TO USE HIS FREE LEG FOR AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL! ANOTHER AXE KICK CONNECTS! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! SEKAIICHI IS JUST UNLOADING AN ONSLAUGHT OF AXE KICKS OFF THE LACERATED BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL AS SCOTT DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES! The Life Sentence has been successsfully broken as Sekaiichi races back to his feet as quickly as he possibly can! Sekaiichi’s got a sadistic look on his face as he slowly makes it back to his feet.. He rushes over to Scott! Another axe kick connects! Sekaiichi with yet ANOTHER axe kick! Blood now pouring down the back of Scott’s skull from this assault! Albert Hitchman looks fearful! ANOTHER Axe Kick connects! Sekaiichi isn’t letting it go! ANOTHER AXE KICK—NO—SCOTT SPRINGS UP WITH SEKAIICHI ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE RUSHES OVER TO THE ROPES—LOOK OUT!! JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!! SCOTT JACKKNIFE POWERBOMBS SEKAIICHI THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! SEKAIICHI MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!! I DON’T KNOW IF ANYONE COULD HAVE SURVIVED AN IMPACT LIKE THAT! HE’S DECIMATED! Scott needs to get to the cover if he wants to win!
Hitchman: SCOTT! SCOTT, YOU HAVE TO PIN HIM! YOU NEED TO PIN HIM! YOU’VE GOT THIS WON! YOU’RE THE TRUE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! PIN HIM!
(Replays are shown of Scott Diamond throwing Sekaiichi through a table on the outside from inside the ring with a Jackknife powerbomb)
Masters: I don’t think Hitchman’s words are going to do much at this point; Scott took quite a beating with that series of axe kicks off the back of his skull… He may very well be concussed! Scott realizes what he needs to do and slowly starts making his way to the outside… Sekaiichi hasn’t moved even an inch since he was sent through that table; he could be out cold… Scott isn’t moving too fast, but at least he’s moving as he finally makes it over to the laid out Mikado Sekaiichi… Scott slowly reaches down and grabs a hold of Sekaiichi; slowly but surely dragging him back up… Navigating him to the ring… Sekaiichi is sent rolling back into the ring! Scott’s got this won! Scott slowly enters! No! Sekaiichi manages to drop back to the outside! Scott can’t believe this! Sekaiichi is somehow still alive! Sekaiichi now literally CRAWLING his way up the ramp! I think he’s trying to escape, but I don’t say I blame him! Scott Diamond now coming after him! Sekaiichi’s gotta do something if he wants to somehow survive this match! Sekaiichi ever-so slowly making it back up to his feet as he continues to flee up the ramp while Scott is in hot pursuit! Sekaiichi’s up and immediately grabs a flaming ladder on the ramp; throwing it down across the ramp and right in front of Scott! SCOTT WITH A LEAPING KNEE LIFT OVER THE LADDER AND INTO SEKAIICHI! IT MISSES! SEKAIICHI LEAPS ONTO SCOTT!! KATAHAJIME!!!! THE KATAHAJIME IS LOCKED IN!!! HE GOT HIM!! THERE’S NO SUBMISSIONS OUT HERE, BUT THIS CAN DEFINITELY DO A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE! SCOTT’S FLAILING ABOUT!! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS AS HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY UP TO THE STAGE… SCOTT SWINGING SEKAIICHI AROUND, BUT HE CAN’T GET HIM OFF! Sekaiichi breaks the hold and immediately grabs a weapon! SEKAIICHI NAILS SCOTT IN THE FACE WITH A FLAMING TRASHCAN!! ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT FLAMING TRASHCAN AS SCOTT IS SENT BACKPEDALING! ONE FINAL SHOT SENDS SCOTT FALLING OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH A SET-UP BELOW!!! SCOTT’S DOWN!! SEKAIICHI IS SOMEHOW BACK IN CONTROL! HE CAN END THIS! SEKAIICHI TOSSES THE TRASHCAN AND LOOKS DOWN!! FALL FROM GRACE!!!! SEKAIICHI NAILS SCOTT WITH THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!
Mak: YES! YES! YES! NOW PIN HIM! C’MON, SEKAIICHI! BOTH MEN ARE BARELY MOVING AT ALL! SEKAIICHI MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF WINNING THIS IF HE CAN JUST GET SCOTT IN THE RNIG! Sekaiichi’s barely able to move; slowly pulling himself and Scott back up! Sekaiichi’s putting every last bit of energy he has into getting Scott back to that ring… Sekaiichi manages to roll him onto the ramp! Sekaiichi climbs up; kicking away the flaming ladder and begins dragging Scott back up to his feet and down the ramp! Sekaiichi’s picking up momentum as he brings Scott to the ring! HE SENDS SCOTT ROLLING BACK IN!! Sekaiichi slowly enters! HE SIGNALS THE END ONCE AGAIN! SEKAIICHI’S HERE TO END THIS!! HE PULLS SCOTT UP ONCE MORE… SETTING HIM UP…. KING’S LAAAANNNNDDDDIIIINNNGGGG!!!! SCOTT PULLS SEKAIICHI IN INSTEAD! VORTEX!!!! THE VORTEX CONNECTS!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! SCOTT CAN END THIS! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS COVER HIM!! SCOTT’S BATTERED, BUT HE KNOWS HE HAS TO END THIS AS HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO SEKAIICHI’S LIFELESS BODY…. HE DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF SEKAIICHI!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!
Masters: SCOTT’S DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING?! SPINEBUSTER!!! SPINEBUSTER THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THAT… THAT’S CY HENDERSON!! CY HENDERSON IS HERE!! CY HENDERSON IS BACK AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS VENGEANCE!! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS BAFFLED! CY JUST PUT SCOTT THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE! CY NOW DRAGGING SCOTT BACK UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING… CY SLIDES IN… PICKING UP SCOTT!! DARK FLOW CONNECTS!!!! SCOTT IS LAID OUT!! Sekaiichi seems to be coming to his senses as he realizes what just happened! Sekaiichi… He seems to be laughing! Sekaiichi’s laughing like a child! HOLD ON—CY DRAGGING SEKAIICHI UP NOW?!! WHAT?! CY PICKS HIM UP!! DARK FLOW!!!! ANOTHER DARK FLOW CONNECTS ON SEKAIICHI AND RIGHT ONTO THE BODY OF SCOTT DIAMOND! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT; THAT’S A LEGAL PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as the Referee lays the World Heavyweight Championship Crown across the chest of Mikado Sekaiichi)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL AND STTTTTIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNN….. MIKADO SEEEEKKKKKAAAIIIICCCCCCHHHHIIIIIIII!!!!
Mak: HAIIILLLLLLL TO THE KIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: Sekaiichi retains! Sekaiichi is heading to Pain for Pride to challenge DEDEDE for the World Heavyweight Championship! It’s now once again official, what a match THAT is going to be!
( Cy Henderson walks up the ramp smirking )
Masters: And Cy Henderson is back! Cy Henderson has returned and is back with a vengeance! What a show, what a night, tune in to Showdown and Dynasty next week for all the fallout as we continue to Pain for Pride Se7en!
( EAW logo buzzes )
( Camera fades to black )