EAW Hall of Fame 2022 Red Carpet.

(EAW intro plays.)

(The camera opens up to an aerial shot of Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, home of the 2022 EAW Hall of Fame. Outside of the famous casino fans and press are gathered to see the men and women of EAW make their way to the ceremony along the red carpet. The first Elitists the camera picks up are 24/7 Battle Royal competitors Lila Vandran, Liana Delion, and Wildcard. After the women are seen posing for photos and looking a little starry eyed over the whole scenario, the camera shot cuts to another part of the red carpet where Persephone Tsitsipas, Jake Mercer, and Gavin Kirkland are standing by.)

(Each of the announcers are impeccably dressed with both men donning designer tuxedos, with Mercer’s being red in honor of Dynasty. Persephone is wearing a floor length, nude colored gown decorated with Swarovski crystal detailing and low back. Her hair is pulled back from her face in an elegant chignon but her delicate make-up does very little to hide her resting bitch face.)

Gavin Kirkland: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the EAW Hall of Fame red carpet show! I’m Showdown’s Gavin Kirkland and joining me is the lovely, wonderful, and incredibly beautiful Persephone Tsitsipas from Voltage, and my Gawd. You smell absolutely divine tonight.

Persephone: I’m not going to fuck you.

Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol: And joining the two of us is the man with the best hair in the business… Dynasty’s own… Jake Mercer!

Jake Mercer: :blessed: Me! Did you know that there are over 6, 487 different media outlets here tonight? Absolutely everyone has come to Vegas to be a part of this historic Pain for Pride weekend!

Persephone: :skip: Are you sure that’s a legitimate number? 

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: He lies, like a lot.

Jake Mercer: I never tell a lie! That being said, I’m being told that Molly Waters is standing by with a very special guest! Molly, are you there?

(The cameras transition to the ever-so beautiful Molly Waters, who is standing on the Red Carpet with a mic in hand. Molly is wearing a red, sleeveless dress that exposes her toned shoulders and arms. The dress falls above her knees as she’s sporting the finest stiletto heels. Molly tucks a stand of her rich brown shoulder-length hair behind her ear as she begins to speak with the biggest smile on her face.)

Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, I am more than honored and excited to be a part of the 2022 EAW Hall of Fame Red Carpet ceremony! I have no idea whether the mics in this surrounding area are doing this crowd any justice. The EAW fans are BUZZING and absolutely roaring at the site of their favorite EAW Elitist. Speaking of which, joining me at this moment is none other than the current, reigning, defending Answers World Champion, T L A!! 

(TLA walks into frame as he’s wearing an all black luxury brand suit. His hair is slick back as his Answers World Championship is proudly placed on his broad shoulder. TLA smiles as he readjusts his championship title.) 

TLA: Papi always cleans up nice, verdad que si Molly Agua? 

Molly Waters: Most certainly! TLA, thank you so much for joining me at this time! I’m sure everyone, including yourself, is just anxious awaiting one of the most anticipated matchups in recent history; you versus the 2022 Grand Rampage winner, Impact, for that beautiful piece of gold you have on your shoulder. What is your mindset going into this match? How are you feeling?!

TLA: I’m here to collect my check and to put Impact on check, ya feel me? I don’t get nervous, Molly. I see Impact as my homie, but I got my streets to defend. Estoy haciendo esto por mi barrio, ese. I’ve said it all this week and this is one of the biggest matches in Pain for Pride history. Impact is seen as the top dawg and I’m tryna claim that spot from ese vato. La Pantera Sexual is in the best shape of his life and this is a challenge ya boi is going to overcome. Impact has been here for decades and has a shit ton of reigns under his belt, but that doesn’t intimidate me. I’m going to beat that ass so good la gente is going to forget about his #10Reignz. Fuck #10Reignz y que viva #AnswersWorldChampion5Ever. We’re going to close Season 15 the way Diosito intended it to, holmes. 

Molly Waters: Absolute confidence radiating from this fine specimen, thank you so much for your time TLA and I’m sure I can speak on behalf of the EAW Universe and wish you the best of luck, Campeon! I’m going to throw it over to Sofia now!

(Molly smiles as the cameras transition to another frame of Sofia Clarke, who is also on the Red Carpet wearing a sleek, long beautiful embroidered black dress that perfectly accentuates her frame. Sofia has a mic in hand and begins to speak.) 

Sofia Clarke: Speaking of another individual who is in a much anticipated match at this year’s 15th anniversary of Pain for Pride, please help me welcome one of the finalists for the Iconic Cup tournament, Harper Lee! 

(Harper Lee is shown in the frame as she’s sporting her vibrant lilac hair that’s beautifully curled. Harper is wearing a teal mermaid style long formal dress with black heels. Harper knows she looks good as she confidently poses for the camera.) 

Sofia Clarke: Harper, you are looking absolutely stunning this evening!

Harper Lee: I know. 💁🏼‍♀️Did you seriously expect anything less?!

Sofia Clarke: Please, tell us a bit of what you’re wearing because this is just absolutely jaw dropping! 

Harper Lee: It’s a Louis Vuitton dress that’s straight off of the runway, Sofia. Geez, do you not know anything about fashion? I mean, obviously not because you’re dressed like you’re ready for a piano recital. But whatever. 

Sofia Clarke: I’m – I’m going to ignore that 😀. As I know you probably have your stomach in knots knowing that you’re facing none other than Hikari Kanno at Pain for Pride–

Harper Lee: Stomach? In Knots? Are you assuming I’m NERVOUS of facing some vacant shell of a woman? Please. Not the case now or EVER. The Hikari Kanno that I’m facing at Pain for Pride for the Iconic Cup is not the same Hikari you all know and love. It’s someone who’s pretending. She’s a PRETENDER. She’s fooling all of you and it’s baffling that I’m the only one who can see through her continuous lies. Not only am I going to win the Iconic Cup tournament, but I’m going to unmask that liar in front of everyone. At the biggest stage of them all,nonetheless. Hikari will be exposed and be shown out for the coward she truly is. Trust me, Sofia, there is nothing nerve wracking about that. In fact, I’m excited! I’m doing the world a favor, silly! I’m going to put Hikaro to rest once and for all and you’re all going to grovel at my feet for it! Now, aren’t you going to ask me about who I’m most excited to see get entered into the Hall of Fame?

Sofia Clarke: … 😐 Who are you excited to see in the Hall of Fame, Harper?

Harper Lee: Hmm, let’s see – Kassidy? NO. Andrea? BARF. Xander? Charlie? Errr – Actually, let’s save this question for next year’s Hall of Fame. I’m sure the options will be WAY easier to choose from. 

Sofia Clarke: Always an immense pleasure speaking to you, Harper. I wish you the best of luck, regardless, and hope you and Hikari break a leg. Gavin, back to you!

(The camera cuts to Gavin, who is standing by with one of the competitors for the Cash in the Vault ladder match, former EAW World Champion, SOSA Henderson. SOSA is riding solo tonight, dressed in Louis Vuitton that had been custom designed for him a couple of years ago by the late Virgil Abloh, one of the biggest influences ever in fashion and for the black community. SOSA has accessorized with platinum and diamond jewelry, and looks every bit like the megastar Elitist he has shown himself to be. Gavin holds up his hands, almost as if he’s surprised that SOSA is by himself tonight.)

Gavin Kirkland: Where’s the bitches at??

(SOSA cracks a smile and just shrugs his shoulders.)

SOSA Henderson: Imma just keep it real with you, Gav. I’m focused on Pain for Pride and making sure I get the bag. I want the Cash in the Vault briefcase because I want to make sure I control my own destiny going into next season. Obviously SOSA Henderson is a hot commodity regardless and I’m sure everyone is gunna be fighting for me come draft time, but having the world title shot in my back pocket is gunna raise my stock even more, and force everyone to keep watch. I’ve never denied loving the spotlight and after coming up short twice this season in world title matches, I want to give myself every possible opportunity to get myself another one. Coming close is just that… coming close. That’s not good enough for me, especially when I hold myself at such a high standard. I gotta do myself proud, you know, and in the process, make my family proud too.

Gavin Kirkland: Cash in the Vault has always one of the most anticipated matches of Pain for Pride weekend. This isn’t your first time competing in either. What’s going to be different for you this time?

SOSA Henderson: Imma snatch that shit down and leave Las Vegas with it. I didn’t really feel like I did myself justice the first time I competed in it, and that’s gonna be rectified. I’ve never been the type to take a second chance lightly, so bet you’re gunna see me rise to the occasion this time. I’ll give the fellas props. They showed up this week and made it known they got their own world title goals, but that’s all they all for them, just goals. Only one of us is gunna be able to walk away with that briefcase and the right to call ourselves a future world champ. I sure as fuck aint letting anyone take that away from me.

Gavin Kirkland: Any thoughts on who might present the biggest threat to you?

SOSA Henderson: Nah. I may have gone back and forth this week with several people, but I know what I’m capable of when I got my sights on something. Nobody’s been able to convince they’re ready to carry the torch and take the next step, and that’s just the reality they all gotta face. It’ll be back to the drawing board for five other men once Pain for Pride is over, and some people are really gunna have to realize that they may just not be world championship material. I’ve already held the gold, Gav. I want more. I got an unmatched killer instinct. The EAW Universe is in for a treat when it comes to Cash in the Vault. Imma rise up, my man, and before you know it, ‘The King of Philly’ gunna ascend to the top of EAW once again.

(A confident smirk crosses SOSA’s face as he flashes his chain to the camera before heading off. Gavin grins.)

Gavin Kirkland: As you can see, the red carpet is well underway. Stick around folks, we’ll be right back with your favorite Elitists as they continue to arrive in style for the 2022 Hall of Fame ceremony.

(The Red Carpet Preview fades into a commercial.)

(Commercial for Jake’s Sig Sweatshop #2. Go and request a graphic immediately!)

(When the Red Carpet Preview returns, 24/7 Battle Royal competitor, Roberto De La Rosa is seen arriving with his beautiful wife, Esmeralda. After lingering on the couple for a few seconds, the scene fades to Persephone. She is seen yawning.)

Persephone: I just really find myself bored to fucking tears out here because no one is wowing me with their fashion right now. You three certainly aren’t. But allow me to introduce my guests at this time, the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane.

(Solomon’s wife, Trixie, doesn’t really appreciate Persephone’s attitude and steps forward. She wears the popular ‘Elle’ dress from the Katie May Collection styled with black gladiator style heels and a cropped leather jacket. She looks cool AF, matching her husband’s black leather suit. Kirk is wearing a black suit with white shirt and gold tie to represent his status as a champion in EAW. He’s also got a flask in his hand.)

Trixie Stane: You could show a little more respect.

Persephone: Why? No one else seems to give a fuck that these two bozos are the tag team champions.

Trixie Stane: Don’t you see what a problem that is? These two have been busting their asses since day one. They have shown up to work, made names for themselves, and have done whatever this place has asked of them. The audacity of people to act like the Off-Brand Amphetamines don’t deserve to have gold around their waists is sickening and annoying.

Kirk Redwood: And that’s really starting to piss both of us off. All we did was show the fuck up to Battle of Egypt and give the match our all. I’m sure people were pressed when I replaced Johnny Andrews, but you know what? They can get over it. I did my time. I had to fucking carry Shane Gates for months and whatever opportunity I got as a result of that is well earned and deserved. This weekend presents a hell of an opportunity for Solomon and I to start setting the record straight and we’re gunna show everyone exactly why we do deserve our Unified Tag Team Championships. The shitbirds and the naysayers with their same tired ass arguments will hopefully… finally shut the fuck up and let us live in peace.

(He takes a long drink from his flask as Solomon thoughtfully nods. He’s clearly in agreement with the words his partner has spoken.)

Solomon Stane: I don’t doubt the Ice Aces will put up a fight, but it isn’t going to matter much in the end. It’s exhausting to listen to the same bullshit over and over, and coming from two little cunts who have never done a damn thing here, I find myself truly at a loss. I have no idea where the gall and bravado these two bitches have is coming from, but they’re really going to be in for a rude awakening when Pain for Pride is over. Kirk and I plan to show up, do our job, and if that somehow ends the tag team career of Ayu Megumi and Usagi Senshi, then I’m fine with that. I’m not shy about getting blood on my hands and I’m more than happy to use the two of them as an example of why no none should really start fucking with us. I get we’re not the PoPuLaR cHoIcE for champions, but we still won. Half of the Vegas brats have fucked off back to whatever hole he crawled out of. The Haircare Kings got other shit going on and apparently no one else but these two birds want to catch these hands. Fine. That’ll come back to bite them and once again, they’ll have to deal with coming up short. Talk is cheap and so are the Ice Aces.

(Solomon puts his hand on Trixie’s back and guides her away from the scene. Kirk lingers and leers a bit at Persephone before taking another drink and following his partner. Persephone looks a little disgusted at the moment but she recovers quickly.)

Persephone: Well thank Gawd that was short and sweet. Seems to me like all three of them have their panties in a bunch and just want to get down to business. Whatever floats their boat. Anyway, what losers do you have with you, Jake?

(The cameras cut to Jake Mercer who is back on the red carpet with a mic in hand.) 

Jake Mercer: I am currently here with some familiar faces. Standing right next to me are three Elitists that are on their own respective journeys to put themselves on top of the food chain by overcoming the odds and their challenging opponents – let me welcome at this time Jake Smith, Holly Arrow, and Chris Elite! 

(Jake begins to clap as the cameras focus on Jake Smith, who is sporting a navy blue suit, Holly Arrow, who is wearing a form-fitting, strapless, gold sequin dress, and Chris Elite, who is wearing a dark red suit paired with black formal shoes.) 

Jake Mercer: First, I have to address the elephant in the room – Jake Smith, my man, how are we feeling walking into Pain for Pride in arguably one of the most competitive match types in Pain for Pride history? 

Jake Smith: I’m not one to sit here and downplay the severity of any match. Whether it’s a singles match on Showdown, Dynasty, Voltage, or a multi-man match at Pain for Pride – Jake Smith is always ready. Jake Smith treats any and every single match like it’s going to be my last. I’ve worked my ass off for YEARS for this opportunity and there’s no one who can stop me from reaching my goal of becoming Mr. CITV. 

Jake Mercer: I think we all witnessed the heated back and forth between you and SOSA Henderson in particular this week. Do you have any last minute words for your opponent?

Jake Smith: (laughs) Anything else that needs to be talked about will be handled during the match, no doubt about it. Let me remind all of you that there are three guaranteed things in life; death, taxes, and Jake Smith coming out on top.

Jake Mercer: Alright, alright! Love the confidence, but let’s turn to the obvious beauty Ms. Holly Arrow! Holly, who are you excited to see get inducted into the Hall of Fame this year?

Holly Arrow: I will give Andrea Valentine the props she deserves because I believe she has truly been an inspiration for many female Elitists in EAW. I know for a fact that watching her on EAW programming during the time that I was out from my injury is what motivated me to come back and challenge Cleopatra for a one-on-one match at Pain for Pride. I know that I have a lot of time to make up, but this is going to be a great way to show the world that I am the future of this company. 

Jake Mercer: Perfect segway into my second question for you, Holly, what’s your mindset going into Pain for Pride facing none other than the acclaimed Hall of Famer, Cleopatra?

Holly Arrow: As I said before, I want to face the best out of the best in this company. I want to test my skills and abilities. I truly believe that with every waking day that passes by – I am making a true impact in this company. And in a way, I am setting the path for the next generation of female Elitists that will come after me. Beating someone like Cleopatra will set the precedent as to how this upcoming season will turn out for me. I have faith in myself and I know that regardless of the outcome of this match – I am proud of myself and the fact that I’m here! Competing at Pain for Pride! Not a lot of people get to say that! 

Jake Mercer: That’s very true Holly! Not a lot of people get the opportunity to appear and perform on the grandest stage of them all. But someone who is quite familiar with this stage and big-stake matches is none other than Chris Elite! Chris, we’ve seen you and Ms. Extreme throw verbal jabs at one another this entire week leading up to your one-on-one match this weekend. Given that you’re both former World Champions, what is your mindset looking like walking into Pain for Pride?

Chris Elite: :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: ??

Chris Elite: I think that by your introduction you’re trying to insinuate that Camille and I are both on an equal playing field and that cannot be anymore inaccurate, fuckin’ bozo. 

Jake Mercer: Listen, I’m not trying to start anything! It’s just evident that Ms. Extreme has an impressive resume coming with her into this match up–

Chris Elite: And? I have endless endorsements from companies that wouldn’t even take a second look at Camille. Not only that, but I have the Gawd Contract by my side that further solidifies that I am the greatest Elitist to ever grace the Pain for Pride stage. Oh, and not to mention that I have enough money to bury the Ava Family Dynasty, too. Maybe if she’s lucky, I’ll give her a $20 dollar tip so she can hitch a ride home after PFP is over after getting her ass whooped, courtesy of me of course. This ain’t no comparison, Jake. Camille relies on cheap shots and bringing up some obscure speed bump that happened in my career 4 – 10 years ago. It’s no lie that I’ve had my fair share of past failures, but I’m sure everyone can agree that my successes outweigh any shortcomings. Fuck outta here with that bull–

Jake Mercer: Well, those are some quite powerful words coming from the former EAW Unified Tag Team Champion himself! And speaking of which – Jake, Chris, former Haircare King allies – Anything you’d like to say to one another before you both go your separate ways?

Jake Smith: 

Chris Elite:

Jake Smith: Your hair is looking mighty luscious this evening. 

Chris Elite: And yours is receding. 

(Jake laughs as he runs his hands through his hair.) 

Jake Mercer: Well as always, thank you for your time and best of luck to all three of you! Molly, back to you!

(The cameras transition back to Molly, who is in a different area of the Hall of Fame red carpet. She has a mic in hand and appears eager and excited to present her next guest.) 

Molly Waters: What a night we’ve had so far! We’ve gotten the chance to hear from some miraculous people, but ladies and gentlemen – I think I’ve hit the jackpot with my next guest. Please help me welcome with me at this time – Accompanied by his beautiful wife Peyton, one of the inductees into the 2022 EAW Hall of Fame… XANDER PAYNE!

(Xander, who is wearing an all white suit is standing next to his wife, the ever-so beautiful Peyton, who is wearing a strapless purple long gown. Xander twirls his wife in front of the camera, showcasing the stunning woman for the world to see.) 

Molly Waters: You both are looking absolutely show-stopping! 

Peyton Payne: That’s kind of Xander’s thing. 😉 

Molly Waters: Before I address the Hall of Famer – I just have to ask, Peyton, how do you feel about Xander’s addition to the acclaimed EAW Hall of Fame?

Peyton Payne: I guess you would assume I’d be here gushing over the fact that Xander was handpicked by this company to be a part of the Hall of Fame, but at this point – given how much shit my husband has been through – it’s long over due. Xander’s body and physical mental state has been put through hell since the very beginning of his career with Elite Answers Wrestling. The least these people can do is recognize the value that this man brings to this company and honor him as they should. 😌

Xander Payne: She said it, not me. 

Molly Waters: Strong words, Ms. Payne. This brings me to you, Xander. Please, tell us all – How are you feeling? These next couple of nights must be really big for you! I mean, not only are you going to be inducted into the EAW Hall of Fame, but you’re also going to face one of the Godfather’s of EAW… Ronn Bank$. What are your immediate thoughts and feelings?

Xander Payne: 🤔 

Payton Payne: 🧐 

Xander Payne: I think Peyton did a fantastic job encapsulating how I feel about being inducted into the Hall of Fame. Molly, this is Payne for Pride FIVE. I’ve devoted five years of my life to bring you, (Xander points to individual people in the audience) and you, and you, and you, quality wrestling entertainment. Look up “Top 10 EAW matches in the past decade” and I guarantee you’ll see my face repeatedly on that list. Don’t get me wrong, I am more than honored to be a part of a prestigous class, but to say that I’m absolutely baffled or riddled in shock because I was chosen to be an inductee is simply not true. I know my worth and I know what I bring to the table – Actually, what I’ve been BRINGING to the table since day one. And as for your follow up question – Godfather of EAW? Is that some new nickname you’re trying to get popular around here? These oldheads believe that just because they were here for 1/10th of EAW’s existence all of a sudden we owe them something. Do you want to know who I owe my career and all of my success to, Molly? MYSELF! Not HRDO, not StarrStan, and certainly not Ronn Bank$. I’m going to make an example out of him and show the EAW universe that I am the greatest of ALL generations. Ronn Bank$ flourished in a time where you could do the bare minimum and be considered a “GOAT.” Look at the bigger picture, Molly. We are in the year 2022. With every year that passes by, EAW continues to up the ante. The competition gets stiffer and stiffer and guess who’s outshining them all? The Paynekiller. Anyone else who thinks otherwise can go to hell. 

(Xander gives a smug smile as he and Peyton slowly walk away, leaving Molly by her lonesome with a mic in hand.) 

Molly Waters: Well, there you have it folks! A strong statement made from the 2022 Hall of Famer himself. Right now, we have to take another break, but we’ll be back with more exclusive interviews in just a few!

(She signs off and sends the show to commercial break.)

(Commercial break for bottled water starring pretty much all of EAW besides Ronan Malosi. He doesn’t believe in staying hydrated so kids, don’t be like Ronan. Get your bottled water today!)

(The Red Carpet Preview returns and a split screen shows two of the competitors for the New Breed Championship match arriving. Aurora Monroe looks right at home on the red carpet, dazzling everyone with her silver, form fitting gown and platinum hair. Ruler, on the other hand, doesn’t look as comfortable but being an Elitist now, he knows he has to get used to this sort of thing. He wears black dress pants with a button down white shirt, and he carries his suit jacket with him as he makes his way past photographers.)

(When it cuts to the red carpet, Sofia is standing by.) 

Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now are the number one contenders to the Unified Tag Team Championships… the Ice Aces! 

(The camera zooms out to show Ayu Megumi and Usagi Senshi standing on Sofia’s left. The girls have donned incredible matching rainbow colored gowns. They’re holding hands and both of them look at one another and smile softly.)

Sofia Clarke: Ladies! You two look amazing!

Usagi Senshi: Thank you, Sofia. Ayu-Chan and I wanted to take tonight to embrace the part of our relationship that extends beyond the ring. We have known each other a long time now and been together for a while, and instead of talking about our match coming up this weekend, we both want to talk about how important it is for us to have the platform we do and how important representation and inclusion is.

Ayu Megumi: It is Pride month and we both know that a lot of LGBTQ community members still struggle with who they are despite it being 2022. The world is cruel and at times unforgiving, and as people who have faced prejudice for not just our race but our lifestyle choices as well, we want to make sure that everyone knows they have a right to be loved. We want to see everyone who is an Ice Ace fan, and just a fan of wrestling in general, embrace cultural and lifestyle differences and show support for one another. Usagi-Chan and I both took our time when it came to deciding who we are as people and who we wanted to love, and it’s okay if you haven’t completely figured it out.

Usagi Senshi: You will, and Ayu-Chan and I support you. We love you. We want to encourage everyone to embrace whatever they identify as and to reach out to the people around them. Give support and get support, and don’t be afraid to ask questions, or answer them. Sometimes people just want to understand and other times, they just want to be educated. Neither one of us is saying the world is perfect. We know there will people who refuse to give you the time of day just because of you are. You don’t have to let those people steal your sunshine and affect your overall sense of self-worth.

Ayu Megumi: Everyone is special. You all watching are special. You have friends and supporters in the Ice Aces and we are going to do our part to help make sure all people who are members of the LGBTQ community feel like they have a voice and belong.

(Usagi and Ayu squeeze each other’s hands and Sofia looks at them with admiration.)

Sofia Clarke: Thank you so much for speaking up and speaking out, Ayu and Usagi. Good luck in your Unified Tag Team Championship match this weekend.

Ayu and Usagi: Thank you! 

Sofia Clarke: Alright, Gavin! Who do you have for us now?

(The camera goes over to show Gavin who is seen standing eagerly in front of the camera, practically twitching as he looks towards the camera with a VERY enthusiastic smile on his face here tonight.)

Gavin Kirkland: I’ve seen all the interviews tonight, and let me just say, compared to this one? They SUCK. I’ve just struck gold ladies and gentlemen with who I’m about to introduce. PLEASE give a round of applause, to ‘THE LEADER’, ‘THE MONARCH’, ‘ULTIMATE DESPAIR’, and the ‘LAST SON OF SCOTLAND’… LIMMY MONAGHANDLKSINLDKNSLDKNS

(The camera pans over to show Limmy Monaghan who is seen arriving at the scene, taking off the sunglasses that he has on and putting them away before looking at Gavin with a smile on his face. Limmy is sporting a navy blue blazer and pants set with a white polo shirt underneath it, which Gavin is clearly drooling over off-camera.)

Gavin Kirkland: Hi Limmy. 

Limmy Monaghan: Hello, really great to be here tonight. Of course, Gavin, thank you for having me. Really excited. 

Gavin Kirkland: Whew… I’m sorry… is it getting hot in here??? Oh my Gawd… stay controlled, Gavin… ANYWAY, Pain For Pride Season is always an exciting time for all of us, but none more than you. Last year you were in the Cash in The Vault match, and the previous you were fighting for the Unified Tag Team Championships. Although both times you came up short, this year feels different. It’s like we’re in the presence of a newer, finer… chiseled… Limmy Monaghan. Do you agree on the matter? And do you think you’re going to get your first Pain For Pride victory this year?

Limmy Monaghan: I mean, why wouldn’t I? No slight to Terry, but he doesn’t need a win at Pain For Pride more than I do. While his future is uncertain, with these so-called ‘rumors’ swirling around, my future is inevitable. That being I will live up to my full potential as an Elitist and become a World Champion, enough said. Something he needs to understand is that while he’s been on autopilot his entire Season since his return, I’ve been the most hard-working Elitist in this company, and one way or another, I will make sure that will not go unnoticed. 

Gavin Kirkland: 🤤🤤🤤 Wow… I MEAN, GREAT ANSWER! Anyway, who do you think you’re most excited about to be inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Limmy Monaghan: Probably Kassidy. This Season she has been essential in making Limmy Monaghan the Elitist that he is today, and she is the true definition of a Champion if I’ve ever seen one. And while we’ve had our issues, maybe even Charlie Marr, let’s not open that can of worms though. Overall, as I said, very excited. The Elitists being inducted tonight truly deserve it and I’m glad I get to see their coronation firsthand.

Gavin Kirkland: Well, um, thank you for joining us Limmy. Mind if we kiss?

Limmy Monaghan: What.

Gavin Kirkland: SHAKE HANDS! SHAKE HANDS I MEANT! 

(Gavin shakingly holds out his hand which Limmy slowly shakes, chuckling awkwardly.)

Gavin Kirkland: Alright, NOW GO.

(Limmy holds out his hands and slowly backs away, while Gavin loosens up and wipes sweat from his brow.)

Gavin Kirkland: … Back to you Jake…

(Jake Mercer is back on screen.) 

Jake Mercer: I am absolutely honored to have to my left the EAW Hall of Famer, the 2022 Grand Rampage Winner, and the man known as #9Reignz… AND by his side a two time Women’s World Champion, and one half of the tag team of the decade. Ladies and gentlemen – The absolute power couple… Impact and Sienna Jade!

(Impact and Sienna Jade are shown embracing one another as the camera zooms in and out, showcasing the couple’s garment for the night. Sienna is wearing a black one-sleeved formal gown and Impact is wearing a black suit with black formal shoes. Sienna takes a moment and does a 360 turn, showcasing her fabulous tailor-made dress.) 

Sienna Jade: Yes, yes, take it in baby!!! This right here – PERFECTION! 

(Impact smiles as he stands back and embraces how beautiful his partner looks.) 

Jake Mercer: I’m not much of a fashion guy, but Sienna, you look expensive!

Sienna Jade: You already know it, bucko! But I won’t hog the spotlight, this man right here – FINE A.F! 

Jake Mercer: I have so many questions for you guys but let me start with the obvious – Sienna, your best friend Kassidy Heart is getting inducted into the Hall of Fame this evening. What are your thoughts?

Sienna Jade: Awww, my Kassi-Poo. 🥹🥹I am so proud to see her progression from Everyone’s Favorite Girlfriend to the absolute killer beast that she is today. When I first saw her, I knew from the getgo that she was something different. You know when you see someone and you totally get a different vibe from them compared to the other broads in the locker room? Yeah, that’s how I felt with Kassidy. And my instincts were proven right, by the way. She has accomplished so much in so little time, it’s a little daunting to think about sometimes. I mean, could you imagine? I know for sure that I wouldn’t be able to handle all of the turbulence Kassidy has gone through, but if there’s someone I truly have faith in, it’s her. Kassidy just continues to elevate herself to a stratosphere that no one else has yet to discover. I can’t wait until she beats the absolute living shit out of Andrea Boringtime this weekend so she can take her rightful throne at the top of the pyramid of the Women’s Division. 

Jake Mercer: It seems that the Jaded Hearts bond is still as strong as ever and it’s truly nice to see! As a fellow Jaded Hearts stan, my heart broke a bit when you both pulled a fast one on all of us at Battle of Egypt. Geez! 

Sienna Jade: True gotcha moment, for sure. 

Jake Mercer: How about you, Impact? Is there anyone that you’re happy to see in the Hall of Fame?

Impact: No. 

Jake Mercer: No one?

Sienna Jade: STOP QUESTIONING THE MAN! Do you know who this is? I don’t think you’re aware of the absolute GOD that’s standing before you right now. This man is the 2022 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TWO TIME! TWO TIME! GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER! NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER ACHIEVED SUCH ACCOMPLISHMENT! 

Jake Mercer: Yeah, I think we’re very aware that Impact is a big deal —

Impact: Then start acting like you’re aware of that very known fact. What else are you going to ask, Jake, huh? You’re going to ask me how I feel knowing that in a day or so I’m going to walk into Pain for Pride with a high chance of bringing home the Answers World Championship? You’re going to ask how I feel about going one-on-one with TLA again? Newsflash, you don’t deserve to know how I feel. If any of  you have been paying attention to ANYTHING I’ve said this week, it’s that this is my moment. This is my chance to remind every single person on the Showdown roster – no, in EAW as a whole, that I am the greatest to ever grace Elite Answers Wrestling. I’ve already done the impossible, which was to win Grand Rampage not once… but TWICE. Do you know how much the Grand Rampage match takes a toll on someone’s mind and body? It’s a whole fucking lot. And now I’ve been given the opportunity to whoop TLA’s ass, yet again, and get my double digit reign. #10REIGNZ, bitch. 

Sienna Jade: Yasss baby!! #10Reignz and don’tcha forget about it, bub! 

Jake Mercer: I wish you the best of luck, Impact —

Impact: When you’re the best, you don’t need luck, buddy. 

Jake Mercer: Well, I think you guys definitely have your point made. Thank you, regardless, for your time folks. Alright folks, it’s break time. We’re gunna send it to commercial and we’ll be right back.

(Commercial break for Google docs that doesn’t feature Mr. DEDEDE. He still uses microsoft word like it’s 2008!)

(The Red Carpet Preview show returns and more Elitists are seen arriving. Xerxes Godfrey, Jonny Airhart, and EAW Vice President, HRDO, are seen making their way down the red carpet.)

(Molly comes back into view.) 

Molly Waters: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. I don’t mean to brag, but I am standing in front of a wrestling family DYNASTY! Please welcome Cameron Ella Ava, Consuela Rose Ava, Camille, also known as Ms. Extreme, and Candice Blair!!!

(The camera pans over to the Ava family sisters. All four individuals are dressed to the 9’s. Cameron is wearing a sleeveless red gown that shows off her toned and tanned shoulders. Consuela is wearing the same type of gown, except in the color orange. Candice is wearing a dark pink formal gown with long sleeves and a sweetheart neckline. Ms. Extreme is shown wearing a long sleeved white dress that stops above her knees that puts the focus on her toned, sleek, long legs.) 

Cameron Ella Ava: Thank you for having us. 

Molly Waters: I gotta ask – Consuela, I know that you’re currently taking a break from in-ring action, but what match of your sisters are you mostly looking forward to see?

Consuela Rose Ava: That’s a great question… Hmm… (Consuela looks around) I think they’re all pretty great matches, but I want to see Candice whoop Danny Tanner’s ass. That’s why I got a front row ticket. 

Molly Waters: I think we were all collectively heartbroken when we witnessed Danny attack Candice, one of his biggest supporters. Candice, what does this match mean to you?

Candice Blair: Well, when Danny betrayed me I was incredibly saddened by his actions. I loved Danny and he was my number one for quite some time. But after you continue to get mistreated for absolutely no reason, you start to brew hate in the pit of your stomach. It was too much and when things get bottled up, they tend to explode. I love Danny, always have and always will, but I will not tolerate any little shit that treats me like I’m less of what I am. I am Candice Blair, practically wrestling royalty, and I will move forward from all this bullshit with my head held up high. 

Molly Waters: Powerful words, Candice, and I’m sure you’re going to do just that when you and Danny finally step into the ring together this weekend. And in another form of betrayal, Cameron, it seems like you’re going through something similar? While there was no romantic interest between you and Theron, you both were as tight as any other pair could be. You both were former tag team mates and now you’re battling it out for supremacy. How do you feel walking into this match?

Cameron Ella Ava: I don’t want to sound cliche, but I am as ready as ever. Similarly to Candice, I had Theron’s back and I was absolutely honored to walk aside with an absolute legend. But all of a sudden things changed. Deep down, Theron wanted to blame his shortcomings on me. I played no part in his failures as I was a major key in his success. He knows that what I just said is a fact, but he’ll have to come to terms with it once my hand is held up high, claiming me victorious in our match. He claims that I’m on a path leading to nowhere, but I couldn’t disagree anymore. I’m walking into this match with a clear mind and I’m ready to take down any obstacle that comes my way. Molly, this is my 11th Pain for Pride event. No offense to Theron, but I’ve been in much higher-stake matches in the past. This isn’t my first time going into a match where all odds are stacked against me and it’s certainly not my last. 

Molly Waters: And that brings me to you, Camille. Earlier we heard Chris Elite say some pretty damning things about you and his thoughts overall on your much anticipated match this weekend. Do you have anything to say to him?

Ms. Extreme: :mjlol: Oh yeah, I heard what SUICIDE KID had to say and I can’t say I expected anything more from him. Just some surface level, grade school insults which is all his brain can handle to generate nowadays. All those continuous blows to the head really do a number on ya.  I will give him one thing, though – He mentioned that we’re not on the same level and I couldn’t agree anymore. Chris Elite is so beneath me you can’t even blame his short stature on the fact that he can’t be seen by the naked eye. It’s just really sad to think about, you know? How EAW continues to glorify some mediocre midget that sounds like he has 2 brain cells left every time he speaks. Unlike my sisters over here, my match at Pain for Pride? Piece of cake. Bring it on, because I am NOT afraid. 

Molly Waters: Alright, ladies I’ll let you go. Thank you so much for your time, as always. Very much appreciated. Sofia, throwing it back to you! 

(It pans over to Sofia Clarke as she is now with the EAW World Champion Myles dressed in a black suit and purple shirt, no tie, Minerva is in a black and purple dinner dress, open toed heels, perfectly made up with her long orange hair down.)

Sofia Clarke: Thank you so much Molly and I am here with the EAW World Champion, Myles and his gorgeous girlfriend and opponent at Pain For Pride along with Drake King in one of our Main Events, Minerva! Great to see you two and welcome to the Red Carpet and the Hall of Fame!

Minerva: Yeah, let’s not mention Drake’s name anymore tonight, as you can see Myles and I are actually civil and enjoying a night out considering the stuff we have been slinging at each other.

Myles: For sure love, but hey, this is the Hall of Fame, really happy for those that are being inducted and it’s Pain for Pride week.

Sofia Clarke: It really is and of course you two know the four Hall of Fame entrants here tonight, it is an incredible class. With such a huge match coming up in the next few nights, how does it feel that it starts out by honoring fellow Elitists and peers.

(Minerva moves closer as she seems to want and respond….)

Minerva: Kassidy Heart and Andrea Valentine are two women that I faced early in my EAW career and haven’t since, but they were a part of my maturation in the Women’s Division. Especially Kassidy. She was my first Free Per View match and someone that really helped me to understand the process here. Look, Kassidy, and  I do not like one another, but there is a level of respect between us and seeing her up there tonight really makes it come full circle you know? I am really proud of her. Xander Payne was one of my opponents at my first Pain for Pride along with this handsome Devil, so there is a lot of emotions here, and trying not to think about the war we ourselves are about to get into, I love to come here with Myles and have the attention not on us, if that makes sense.

Sofia Clarke: Oh, it totally does and Myles, she mentioned Xander Payne, your former tag team partner in the Wildcards, a man that there is no secret has always been a bitter rivalry. Now you are seeing him being entered into the Hall of Fame, how does it feel?

(Myles can’t help but laugh some, holding the EAW World Championship on his other shoulder….)

Myles: Xander and I have had our wars, but tonight is his night. He earned it, it would be stupid of me not to admit it, he is a staple and one of the premiere stars in the EAW.

Minerva: Oh babe, that must’ve really hurt to say that.

Myles: It really did love, but it’s true. Like Minerva said there is a level of respect here between us all. Whether it was Charlie Marr or Kassidy, Andrea and yes even Xander, I can’t think of a better and bigger hoor for them to receive this and be immortalized.

Sofia Clarke: Okay, I have to ask, what do you think about the buyout from Disney?

(Minerva and Myles both look at each other and start laughing….)

Myles: I guess New Eden won after all, hey?

Sofia Clarke: Well…

Minerva: So, I have a secret, I love Disney, I go to the parks when I can be totally undercover, but that is outside of the EAW. Maybe I will get Mickey tattooed on my shoulder to cover this Brand after Pain For Pride.

Myles: That would look fitting!

Minerva: See? We have it all planned out. But Sofia, tonight is for fun…. Starting tomorrow night? Things get serious.

(Sofia nods and smiles as Myles and Minerva kiss.)

Sofia Clarke: You heard it from one of the EAW’s most powerful couples! Persephone take it away! 

(The camera goes to Persephone on the red carpet who is seen yawning out of boredom before snapping out of it and looking at the camera.)

Persephone: Sorry about that, all of these people are hideous and it doesn’t help that they’re actually trying to make themselves look good. Anyway who the fuck am I interviewing… oh right. Last year he was black, this year he’s Samoan, please welcome… Andre Walker. Sigh.

(The camera pans outward to show a smug Andre Walker entering the scene. He has a sleek black suit on while he straightens his tie, looking towards the camera before turning his attention towards Persephone with a slightly disgusted look on his face.)

Andre Walker: There was no need for that.

Persephone: Shut the fuck up and answer my questions so we can get this over with. Anyway, these past few weeks you’ve been getting the shit beat out of you by that possible pedophile, and now this week he’s titling his videos a bunch of names that I don’t know. I just

 know that they’re 99% white people. I’m just saying, I wouldn’t let that happen to me. 

Andre Walker: As I said from the beginning, Viz wants me to play his game. He’s going to do all of this, take jabs at my looks, go the whole nine miles, and the entire time attempt to lure me in so he’s the one with the advantage. But I’m not falling for that, I told him that up front. I know The Visual Prophet, I’ve watched him at the top of the Dynasty food chain this entire Season, and not once has he gone toe-to-toe with me, you think I’m not prepared for this? He can do whatever he wants to Albert or anyone else, all as a means to try and get into my head and mess with me just as he’s done everyone else. But the issue here is that I’m not like everyone else, I am a God. Whether he wants to accept that or not is up to him, he’s going to find out soon enough at Pain For Pride when I rule EAW with an iron fist. 

Persephone: Please say more because I’d love the opportunity for you to get bitched by Viz and have to eat your words :mjlol2:. Like imagine that, my Rexy could never. 

Andre Walker: No offense to him, but Rex McAllister has never been in the position that I’m in right now.

Persephone: EXCUSE YOU-

Andre Walker: It has been a long, tenacious journey this Season where I’ve had to overcome obstacles that nobody else has. From coping with a loss to Ronn Banks, to beating the Xander Payne’s and the, most importantly, Scott Diamond’s of this industry. In the end, nobody can deny my importance to not just Elite Answers Wrestling, but the wrestling business as a whole. Because it’s not something I need to explain, it’s not something that’s going to lead into a long-winded debate from people like you who always see the negative in a situation. It’s in the most basic form, and that’s that Andre Walker is a great. And once Pain For Pride is over, that greatness… will be immortalized. 

(Andre walks away while Persephone watches him leave in shock.)

Persephone: The audacity… well fuck him, just… go to the next person. 

(As EAW returns from break, more Elitists are making their way down the carpet. Newcomer, Halsey Neel, seems to be soaking up the atmosphere of her very first Pain for Pride weekend. She stops to give soundbites and promote the 24/7 Battle Royal, and not too far down the line is Cash in the Vault competitor, Jay Jerry Johnson. He has been one of the most vocal participants in this year’s marquee match and he is brimming with confidence as he jaw jacks with fans and poses for pictures.)

(The following shot is of Gavin Kirkland, who  is seen sitting down on the announcer’s panel.)

Gavin Kirkland: Welcome back to the 2022 EAW Hall of Fame Red Carpet Ceremony!! Let me just say, we’ve had a fantastic night so far. All of these EAW Elitists are here to pay their respects to the 2022 Hall of Fame class. Probably one of the most stacked classes that we’ve had in most recent years. My next guest is one of the first announced inductees, the current EAW Universal Women’s World Champion… Andrea Valentine!

(Andrea is seen sitting next to Gavin with a mic in hand. Andrea is wearing a royal blue gown with a slit on the side. Her gown has crystals embroidered on the front, which glisten every time she makes a move under the bright studio lights. Andrea has her Universal Women’s World Championship proudly displayed on her shoulder.)

Andrea Valentine: Always a pleasure. 

Gavin Kirland: In my personal opinion, Andrea, I don’t think anyone is going into Pain for Pride in a much better mental state than you. I mean, how could you not be beaming right now? You’re being inducted into the Hall of Fame and you’re headlining as the defending Universal Women’s World Champion. You must feel on top of the world, right?

Andrea Valentine: I’m certainly blessed to be in the position that I am right now. And I have a lot of motivation coming with me in my match with Kassidy. I’ve tasked myself every year to truly be better than I was the season before. I pride myself on my ongoing evolution as an EAW Elitist. Even though I’ve achieved a lot in my short time in EAW, I still want more. Compared to other legendary EAW Elitists, I haven’t even gotten started. I still strive to be better than I was yesterday. I’ve had some failures in the past, but I don’t expect any coddling from anyone. Nor do I expect any pity. I’m not expecting an easy victory, but I do intend on coming out of Pain for Pride as still the Universal Women’s World Champion. 

Gavin Kirland: I love the confidence radiating from you, Andrea. But does this mean that Kassidy has absolutely no shot beating you?

Andrea Valentine: I’ve said this since day one – Kassidy Heart is not someone to be underestimated. I know the skills and attributes she has hidden in her tool belt. But I also know that she’s had to rely on a lot of people to get to the current state that she’s in. I, on the other hand, have been riding solo since day one. All of the accolades that I have accumulated throughout my time in EAW can be traced back to one person; Me. Can the same be said for Kassidy? Would she be standing here, across the ring as the challenger for my World Championship, if it wasn’t for that mess of a marriage? It’s no lie that she earned her shot against my title – I’m not saying that she didn’t. After all, she beat five other women to get to this position. But overall, her career evolution has been connected to far too many other people and that’s something I have an advantage over Kassidy. I don’t need anyone else to make me. The only person I have to rely on is myself. 

Gavin Kirland: One last question for you Andrea, because I know that you’ve been incredibly busy this evening being pulled from one interview to another – What does it mean for you to get inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Andrea Valentine: It means the world. It means that all of the work I’ve put into this company has paid off. Even though this isn’t my peak as I intend to achieve more of my goals, this is certainly a milestone in my career. A milestone that I intend to take every moment of. 

Gavin Kirland: Thank you so much for your time, Andrea and best of luck, Champ! 

(The cameras fade to black as it quickly transitions back to the red carpet where more Elitists can be seen getting interviewed. The cameras specifically focus on Jake Mercer.) 

Jake Mercer: Great words coming from the Universal Women’s World Champion, but let’s focus our attention now to one of the hottest new talents to grace Elite Answers Wrestling… Let’s welcome my man, JOSO! 

(Joso is seen standing next to Jake as he’s wearing the finest suit known to mankind. He’s sporting a dark gray suit while wearing dark shades.) 

Joso: The Golden Ace is in the building. 

Jake Mercer: I don’t think this nickname would suit anyone as great as it does to you, Joso. As a recap for our audience, Joso made his debut earlier this year. He went on to make a name for himself as he battled it out with various other Elitists in the New Era Classic. Joso went on to beat Aurora Monroe to secure his spot as one of the finalists of this tournament. Now, he’s battling it out with another impressive rookie, Harley Lewis. Joso, what would winning the New Classic Era mean to you?

Joso: I mean, it’d mean the world but come on bro – Have you seen who I’m facing? This little tea and crumpets muthafucka ain’t got shit on me. All this week I’ve been proving that Joso is the future of EAW. And winning this tournament is just gonna show all these naysayers that I’ve been right all along. I bring something fresh and light to this company that’s been plagued by dark-clouded, rigid morons like my opponent. I’m like a breath of fresh air up in this bitch. I’ve been upping the ante this entire week all while he’s been making himself look like a fucking idiot. You know me, Jake, I’m the last person to be cocky :mjgrin: but I got this shit in the bag. I would say that I’m ready to make Harley my bitch, but I think that role has been taken by his little whore girlfriend who makes sure to put Harley in his place every night. I know we all got our different kinks and EAW ain’t the place to kink shame, but goddamn. 😮‍💨

Jake Mercer: It certainly looks like you have all of the momentum in the world by your side going into this match. But focusing back on the Hall of Fame that’s going to happen in exactly 35 minutes – Is there anyone who you’re looking forward to hearing give their Hall of Fame speech?

Joso: Looking forward? Uhhh.. I guess hearing Kassidy’s speech would be fire. But would I truly be considered THE perfect Elitist if I said I was hyped up for someone else other than myself? Nah, bro. The only person y’all gotta watch out for is the man standing here in the flesh. Do you know why? Because as the famous saying goes… Joso… don’t… miss. And I’m gonna give you all the match of your wildest dreams, even if I’m facing someone with the personality and wrestling ability of a fucking rock. 

Jake Mercer: Best of luck to you, my man, and thank you for your words. I’m going to hand things off to Molly who is standing next to her next much anticipated guest! 

(The camera pans to Molly Waters who is standing with Dr. Bethany Blue in a blue short, cropped dinner dress and matching Louboutin pumps, her hair hanging down and Adam in a blue suit, black shirt, and no tie.)

Molly Waters:  I am so excited to be standing here with Dr. Bethany Blue and Adam Lucas! Both with huge matches this weekend at Pain for Pride and are engaged to be married, first congratulations!

Dr. Bethany Blue: Thank you Molly! That is actually really kind of you, I have been dealing with immature brats this week and it is kind of nice to actually get the respect I deserve, same with Adam, I mean this please has gone absolutely bananas.

Molly: And can I say that you look absolutely stunning here tonight. Who is your designer?

Dr. Bethany Blue: I am sooooo glad that you asked! Shoes, Louboutin of course, dress is Dolce Y Gabbana. Adam here is wearing Armani, I bought him the suit, or he would have come in Levi’s and a Izod shirt, but that is why I love him.

Adam Lucas: She’s the fashionista.

Molly Waters: Impressive! Dr. Bethany Blue and Adam Lucas, this is the Hall of Fame here tonight, but before we get into that, you two have huge matches, Adam this is your chance to guarantee a World Championship with Cash in the Vault. Your thoughts?

(Adam smiles and comes a little closer…)

Adam Lucas: Huge opportunity and honestly I am ready for it after my up and down season. I can see that briefcase at my fingertips. No offense to any of the other competitors but I am not going to be denied of this, no way. I feel like this is my time.

Molly Waters: And Bethany, here you are facing your former student, Caroline, and the stipulation you came up with is wild! Your thoughts?

(Bethany now slides front and center.)

Dr. Bethany Blue: We are in the midst of a pandemic right now, Molly. It’s called Rookies. These little shi…. Turds are coming out of nowhere…. See…. Disney and stuff… and like Caroline do not respect the establishment or those who have taken the time to teach her. Come Pain for Pride, I’m sending her to the hospital.

(Molly nods….)

Molly Waters: Great…. The Hall of Fame, the four participants, anything you would like to say?

Adam Lucas: I have faced Kassidy Heart, Xander Payne and Charlie Marr before, three of the toughest wrestlers I have ever fought. They totally deserve this, and I am proud and happy for them. In the ring it is a different story, but tonight feels right. I know Bethany has a few words about them.

Dr. Bethany Blue: Andrea Valentine is a legend already; I haven’t figured out how to beat her yet but that is a testament to her skill set. If she walks out as Universal Women’s Champion, you can bet I will get my chance to prove otherwise, but for now. Congratulations to Andrea. Kassidy is another that we had our wars, she is another I haven’t solved yet and maybe she will be the one I challenge, either way both of these women have proven to be two of the best in the world and congrats to both. Xander Payne is tough in the ring and Charlie Marr gave me my first singles loss. Two men like Adam said, deserve this. We are just here to enjoy ourselves, relax, have a few drinks and then tomorrow the fun starts.

Adam Lucas: Doctor’s knows best.

Molly Waters: When is the Wedding?

(Bethany leans in….)

Dr. Bethany Blue: It’s private but I really like you, I’ll send you an invite.

Molly Waters: Thank you!

(Bethany and Adam kiss before they begin to walk off.)

Molly Waters: We will be right back for more from the Red Carpet after these commercial breaks!

(The scene fades to a commercial break.)

(Commercial break for the IRS. Please make sure you pay your back taxes! They can and will come for you! The Woogieman is then shown doing The Woog’s eyebrow and pointing to those people who still owe the IRS money!)

(The Red Carpet Preview show fades back in. Cash in the Vault competitor and former New Breed Champion, Jon Kelton, is shown posing on the red carpet with the lovely Londyn. Just ahead of them is perky newcomer, Caroline, who seems to have bedazzled her eye patch for the occasion and is wearing a beautiful pastel pink gown with tulle skirt. She is enthusiastically talking to reporters about her match with Dr. Bethany Blue, and also speaking to reports at this time is Amir Yusuk who heads into Pain for Pride looking for a marquee victory against former Answers World Champion, Jack Ripley.)

(The scene switches to further down the red carpet, towards the entrance of Caesar’s Palace, and that is where Sofia is.)

Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, joining me right now is one of the competitors in the women’s Fatal Fourway match coming up this weekend, and one of our Class of 2022 members! Please welcome Veena Adams and the EAW Hardcore Champion, Charlie Marr!

(The shot zooms out to show Veena and Charlie standing with Sofia. Veena is dressed in a stunning, floor length white gown that hugs all of her curves and drips extremely low in the front and back. Standing next to her is the champ, who is wearing an expensive black tux trimmed with green, that represents the nation of Saudi Arabia.)

Sofia Clarke: First of all, congratulations on becoming a member of the Hall of Fame, Charlie. What are your thoughts as you get prepared to accept this honor?

Charlie Marr: Honestly? My thoughts are that this is well deserved. I have long since cemented myself as an all-time great here in EAW, and I’m glad that is finally being recognized. I won’t act like it’s been smooth sailing for me, but I’ve adapted, gotten stronger, and the Hardcore Championship pretty much proves that I’m better than I’ve ever been.

Sofia Clarke: Your opponent at Pain for Pride is a man that you are very familiar with. Daryl Kinkade returned at Grand Rampage and almost immediately you two found yourselves in each other’s path. I know a lot of people were hoping for a MarrKade reunion, but you had other plans, Charlie.

Charlie Marr: I’m not going to live in the past. MarrKade had its time and it’s done. We won the Unified Tag Team Championships and that’s a piece of my Triple Crown so of course I’m happy to have had that. But the past is the past, and Daryl was better off staying his ass at home and working his 9 to 5. After I get done sonning him at Pain for Pride, I expect for him to go home to his sister lover Karina and fuck off for good. And I couldn’t be more excited to expedite that process.

(Sofia turns to Veena.)

Sofia Clarke: You have your own match that you’ve been pretty vocal about. What are you final thoughts on everything that has gone down this week between Lexi, ARIA, Sierra, and yourself?

Veena Adams: Seriously, they’re the last people I want to talk about. Each of them have said more than enough and I’ve made my feelings perfectly clear. I don’t think I need to repeat myself, unless you just want to hear me remind the entire world that I plan to walk out of Pain for Pride with a victory. Because that part is true. I’m not going to let any of those cunts take this win from me because I deserve it. I set some goals for myself for 2022 and instead of taking steps towards those goals, I have found myself heading backwards. That’s not okay with me, so you better believe I will pull out all the stops this weekend to make sure it’s my hand that is raised in victory.

Sofia Clarke: Wanna give us a little hint about what you plan to say about the man to your left when you induct him tonight?

(Veena looks up at Charlie and thinks about teasing him, but she finally shakes her head.)

Veena Adams: I’m not going to give anything away but I will say this. It is an honor for anyone to get into the Hall of Fame and for me personally, I could not be prouder of this man. He deserves it and I feel pretty lucky to be standing here beside him.

(Even Charlie has to smile at that as Sofia thanks the couple for their time and sends them on their way inside the building.)

(The cameras shift back to Persephone who is standing on the red carpet in front of a giant titantron with the EAW 2022 Hall of Fame logo proudly displayed.) 

Persephone: Some of these outfits have actually been vomit inducing. I’m sure this is no exception but apparently they’re forcing me to interview them. Please welcome… The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Oh my sista, that’s no way to introduce the best of all times. Here, let me show you how it’s done. LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU THE GREATEST – THE BADDEST – THE ONE AND ONLY – EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP-YUNNNNN OF THE WOOOOORLLLLLDDD…THE VISUAL PROPHET! VP4EVAAAAA!!!!

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo begins to clap as the Visual Prophet is seen in the frame. He proudly displays his EAW World Heavyweight championship on his shoulder as his entire outfit is showcased. Viz is wearing a tailored white and black suit handcrafted by Donatella Versace herself as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo steps aside so all the focus is on the champ.) 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: A LEADER WHO IS ALWAYS DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION! :ohlawd: 

Persephone: Oh my Gawd can you shut the fuck up, I’ll introduce them however the fuck I want to introduce them because I’m fucking flawless and-

(As Persephone is speaking, she abruptly stops. The camera’s zoom out and show a total of 4 small African American children wearing a gold and purple uniform standing aside from Viz. Upon further inspection, it appears that these are students from The Visual Prophet’s school, VPLA – The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy.)

Persephone: :comeagain:

The Visual Prophet: I like to bring the children to events like these as it gives them a great first-hand experience as to what consistent hard work could bring them. Isn’t that right, children?

VLPA Students: (In unison) Yes Mr. Prophet! 

The Visual Prophet: (Speaking directly to the camera) This little cac is probably gonna ask me the same generic question she’s asked every single person she’s locked eyes with, so let me beat you to the punch.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Talk yo shit!

The Visual Prophet: These children that are standing beside me, as well as the other children currently studying Marcus Garvey 101 at VPLA, are the reason behind my never-ending motivation to whoop Andre Walker’s ass. I am the beacon of light that is shining bright on all of you, including Andre, whether he wants to believe it or not. Not only have I done so much for the betterment of EAW, I’ve done wonders for my community. I give little African American children, like these pure souls to my left and right, a chance. I give them a platform to truly develop the skills needed to become upstanding citizens. Not only that, but my deep-rooted motivation is all of those who came before me and paved the way for a black man like me to thrive. I’m not like Andre Walker who continues to downplay the impact black Americans have made to this country, even back then when they were seen as second class citizens. 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: HE JUST DON’T GET IT! 

The Visual Prophet: He doesn’t get what, Angie?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: IT!

The Visual Prophet: Exactly. His motivations stem from the fact that he wants to become “Andrizzy 2 belts” but as I said previously this week, in doing so it would kill everything that the Visual Prophet stands for. It would throw away everything (Viz looks at the children) that he’s worked hard to establish, like the future of these children. Andre Walker really wants their blood – (The children gasp) – on his hands? 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: DISGUSTIN’! DISRESPECTFUL!

The Visual Prophet: Andre is the flavor of the month whereas I’m available all season. The light shines brightest on me and there’s no denying that this almost 300 day reign will continue and go on 4EVA. Come on, children, I think this little interview is over.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: OVAH! 

Persephone: (Obnoxiously sighing) That was the most stupid shit I’ve ever seen, but you know what, whatever, it’s over. Let’s go back to Gavin so I can leech off the free food. 

(Gavin’s voice is heard talking.)

Gavin Kirkland: Thank you so much, Persephone! I am standing here next to – Well, you know this woman! She is an acclaimed Hall of Famer, Amber Keys! You look absolutely stunning! 

(Gavin and Amber Keys are seen standing on the red carpet. Amber is wearing an all-black pants suit as her red, vibrant hair flows down to her shoulders.) 

Amber Keys: Thank you very much. 

Gavin Kirkland: I’m sure with all of these old and familiar faces this feels like a high school reunion of some sort. Who are you most excited to see get inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Amber Keys: I don’t know if excitement is the word I’m looking for. All of these women on the roster today speak of sexual healing so freely and yet, they don’t understand how that same mentality is going to lead them to their downfall. I understand that we’re in the city of Sin, but people should have a bit more decency. 

Gavin Kirland: And speaking of other women on the roster – You are tasked to face your former Queens Court ally – Madison Kaline. The Queen Court, which was made up of you, Cleopatra, and Madison, were as tight as could be. What changed?

Amber Keys: I’d like to say that things didn’t change, per se, but more that certain mindsets and agendas were exposed. Madison took the first opportunity she got in slandering my name even though we had gone through so much together. Someone who is truly on my side, someone who truly loved me, wouldn’t have spoken about me in such a manner without at least hearing me out first. Nonetheless, our match for this weekend is something that has been building up for a long time. It’s no lie that between the three of us in the Queens Court, one is not like the other two. One certain individual has been carried relentlessly since the very creation of this group. Dating back from the very beginning, Madison owes all of her success and past championship reigns to me. Anything that is even remotely positive about Madison is due to sacrifices that Cleopatra and I made in order to make Madison look good. Because quite frankly, that’s something that she’s unable to do on her own.

Gavin Kirland: I think we’re all aware that the Queens Court will go down as one of the most legendary all-women stables in EAW history. Looking back at the Queens Court’s history, is there anything you regret?

Amber Keys: I regret not putting Madison in her place sooner. But once Pain for Pride comes and goes, I hope that this is a chapter in my life that I can close and move on from completely. I have many bigger things I want to put my energy into and Madison is not one of them. 

Gavin Kirland: Thank you so much, Amber. We’re going to take a quick break but we’ll be right back from a message from our sponsors! 

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(The camera fades back to Jake Mercer, who has a smile on his face.)

Jake Mercer: This has been an amazing red carpet so far, but we’re not finished just yet! Please welcome one of the Elitists competing for the EAW World Championship at Pain for Pride, Drake King!

(Drake King is seen wearing an all white suit, but he doesn’t look too impressed to be at the Hall of Fame red carpet.)

Jake Mercer: Glad you could make it, Drake! The last time you were on the red carpet was when you were just days away from your incredible match against Rex McAllister for the EAW Championship at that year’s Pain for Pride!

Drake King: What?

Jake Mercer: Anyways, I get that things haven’t been going too well with Myles and Minerva over the past year. Your group split up and now you’re fighting at Pain for Pride!

Drake King: Yeah, and you can thank them for that. I didn’t want things to come to this, but Minerva and Myles will do what they want. Fortunately, at Pain for Pride I’m going to clean up this mess, and make sure that they can’t keep hurting this place any longer. I truly believe that EAW is taking steps towards being great, and if we can just eliminate the people dragging this company down, it’s only a matter of time until we have the EAW that we all deserve. 

Jake Mercer: You sound really confident about that. I know that you have a bit of history competing in situations where you may be outnumbered. After all fifteen years ago you had that huge one versus twenty handicap match and somehow managed to come out victorious, but can you really defeat Myles and Minerva?

Drake King: Well first of all I have no idea what handicap match you’re talking about, but yes I know what I’m getting myself into at Pain for Pride, and I don’t just intend to win, I intend to make sure those two don’t threaten the industry any longer. I’ve spent the entire week talking about how harmful the actions of Minerva and Myles were to the point where I don’t think I need to go any further right now, but the only way I can help this place right now is by making sure neither of them leave Pain for Pride successful.  After Pain for Pride things are going to be very different around here, and I’m really glad that it looks like things might just be changing for the better around here after all. Things weren’t looking too good after what Myles and Minerva did back in December, but we’re finally getting back on track, and once those two are gone for good, EAW will be in a far better place. I’m looking forward to Pain for Pride for that reason only. 

Jake Mercer: Alright! So.. About the Hall of Fame! There’s some really incredible talents that have been inducted this year, is there any induction that you want to talk about?

Drake King: No. 

Jake Mercer: Nobody?

Drake King: No. I can see why these four Elitists were given an achievement like this based on their accomplishments and talent if that’s what you want me to say. I won’t deny their wrestling ability, but all four of them leave a lot to be desired and the Hall of Fame is a very stupid concept. If you want to acknowledge someone’s talent that is fine, but this is not the way to do so seeing what state the company is currently in. I have history with a few of them, most notably Xander Payne and I can tell you that I’m not a fan of any of them. I’ve seen what they can do and it’s impressive, but again this really should not be happening.

Jake Mercer: Okay then. Well, Good luck at Pain for Pride! 

(The camera goes over to Molly Waters on the red carpet who stands in front of the shot with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand.)

Molly Waters: What a red carpet we’ve had so far folks, and we’re far from done. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… Terry Chambers! 

(The camera pans over to show Terry Chambers walking into the scene. He has a white suit on with a black dress shirt underneath as the towering figure greets Molly with a simple nod while he looks towards the camera with a grin on his face.)

Molly Waters: Terry, thank you for joining us here tonight. 

Terry Chambers: Pleasures all mine Molly, glad to be here tonight. 

Molly Waters: Well, earlier on in the night we got the opportunity to interview Limmy Monaghan on the red carpet, and let’s just say he had a few… choice words… for you heading into your match against one another at Pain For Pride. Let’s get the obvious out of the way first, do you have any sort of response towards him?

(Terry bows his head down and sighs in disappointment.)

Terry Chambers: It’s just the same old shit with him isn’t it, why am I not surprised? We’ve spent this entire week taking jabs at one another and frankly I’m sick of it, but at the same time, it just makes me all the more excited to get inside that ring and cave his skull in. Whatever he said earlier I pay no mind, regardless, it does not change the result. I am going to end the match with my hand raised in victory, and he is going to do nothing about it. Then finally, we can put all this talk about ‘prophecy’ and ‘rumors’ to bed and rather focus on the next step for Terry Chambers. And what better way to start it off than by making a statement at Limmy’s expense. 

Molly Waters: Well we saw last year you came up short against Ahren Fournier and after that it caused you to take a long break from EAW until Territorial Invasion the following Season. Surely redeeming yourself the following year will do wonders for Terry Chambers right?

Terry Chambers: No doubt, I know Limmy thinks he might deserve or want this win more than me, but he couldn’t be more mistaken. I’ve had to spend these past few months being walked all over and spit on and if you think that I’m just going to sit here and take that, well then my friend, you’d be wrong. I’m out for vengeance and Limmy just happened to be the perfect opportunity for me to do just that. Pain For Pride is going to be a victory for me and nobody is going to end up telling me otherwise whether they like it or not.

Molly Waters: Well my last question, who are you most excited to be inducted into the Hall of Fame tonight?

Terry Chambers: Well, I’d have to say, Andrea. She and I have had a lot of history together and every chance I get to work with her in the ring has been wonderful. She deserves everything that she’s gotten and I’m glad to have been a part of that in some way. So yeah, her being inducted into the Hall of Fame just seems right if you ask me. 

Molly Waters: Well I’m sure many will agree with you, Terry. Once again we thank you for your time and wish you the best of luck at Pain For Pride! Let’s go right back to you Sofia! 

(The cameras transition back to Sofia Clarke who is sitting at the announcers panel.) 

Sofia Clarke: One of the greatest parts of being involved in these Hall of Fame red carpet ceremonies is that we get to interview all of these great Elitists that are on our roster today. Joined with me at this time is the current EAW Specialist Champion, La Diosa – Ximena Velasquez!

(The cameras show Ximena, who is wearing a purple gown and has her Specialist Championship proudly displayed on her shoulder. Ximena readjusts her title as she gives a smug smile towards Sofia.) 

Sofia Clarke: Ximena, how are you feeling tonight?

Ximena Velasquez: As good as ever, Sofia, thank you for asking. 

Sofia Clarke: I know that you have a lot on your plate this weekend, but first I want to ask – Who are you most excited to see get inducted into the Hall of Fame this evening?

Ximena Velasquez: I’ll be the last person to sit here and act as if I’m better than everyone and that I’m not excited to see any of my fellow wrestlers get inducted into the decorated Hall of Fame. To answer your question, I’m excited to see Kassidy and Andrea get inducted simply because they are women and they have done a lot for our division. I’m usually not the one to go for white-skinned serpents, but this is a rare exception. Aside from my match, I’m very excited to see them duke it out and see who will be the fellow champion that reigns the women’s division along my side. 

Sofia Clarke: When you put it that way Ximena, it indicates that you have no intention of losing to Serenity Valdez, the person who you’re facing while putting your title on the line this weekend, is that correct?

Ximena Velasquez: :mjlol: Yes, that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying, Sofia. Super glad you can read in between the lines. Serenity cannot hold a candle next to me. I’ve beaten her many times before with ease. This time, the outcome to our match will be no different. Especially considering that there’s so much on the line. She’s rambled this entire week and has compared our feud to the religious story of David and Goliath. This week I did the miraculous job of completely breaking down that myth that she’s made others believe. David was a shepherd‘s boy who had so much faith in the Lord, which in turn helped him beat Goliath. Serenity only has faith in herself and quite frankly that isn’t enough to beat me. Serenity believes that only because it’s been a few months since we stepped in the same room together that all of a sudden she has this grandiose chance to beat me but I cannot wait until reality hits her like a fucking bus. I view this match as another day on the job. I’m usually not the type to give out spoilers, but newsflash! I’m going to win. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, especially to those who view serenity like she’s their queen – which you gotta be missing some brain cells for that one. 

Sofia Clarke: We will all definitely keep an eye out for your match – La Diosa, Ximena Velasquez versus La Reina, Serenity Valdez for the EAW Specialist Championship, happening on the 15th edition of Pain for Pride! I hope you enjoy the remainder of your night, Ximena. Persephone, I’m throwing it back to you!

(Persephone is back on the red carpet.)

Persephone: We see a lot of acclaimed Elitists arriving and yes I have been told that I need to do my best to act professional since this Disney buillshit may really become a thing. I think I saw a glimpse of Cleopatra and for once she doesn’t look super old – but right now that doesn’t matter because I have one of the most anticipated returns that came along with #EAW15… None other than one of my favorite Elitists of all time… Astraea Jordan!

(Astraea is shown in the frame wearing a custom made red sequined gown that falls at her feet. Astraea’s hair is not in it’s usual braid, rather, is down to her shoulders and curled. Astraea is sporting a bright pink lipstick with silver glitter placed on top.) 

Astraea Jordan: Thank you for having me. 

Persephone: Astraea, when I say that I FANGIRLED when you came out and announced that you were back in EAW full time, I think I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I fangirled HARD. I actually I am just kidding. I don’t give a fuck about you but whatever. This is your first Pain for Pride in FOUR YEARS – How do you feel?

Astraea Jordan: It’s so surreal to think about sometimes. I don’t think it’s truly going to sink in until I’m standing backstage, moments before my music hits, where I’m going to be like “Oh shit, this really happening, huh?” (Astraea laughs)

Persephone: Do you have any nerves or jitters that come with that?

Astraea Jordan: I think the nerves come before anything big like this. But once I’m in that ring and I have Sheridan standing across from me, everything is going to feel like it should be – I’m going to feel at home. The ring is my safe place and I’m going to use that to my advantage.

Persephone: What the fuck are these notecard questions? Whatever… Speaking of your opponent, I think we, as in the EAW Universe, were collectively shocked when Sheridan turned against you at Battle of Egypt. What are your thoughts on that and your match with her as a whole?

Astraea Jordan: As I said, this ain’t the match I was planning to be in, but I’m still going to pop off and do my family proud regardless as to who my opponent is. I ain’t gonna sit here and try to claim like I was so betrayed and shocked by Sheridan’s stupid actions. I guess it was a rookie mistake for even putting my trust in the bitch in the first place. But oh well, you live and you learn, that’s a saying y’all cacs like to use, right? Persephone, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret – Sheridan likes to act like she’s a pseudointellectual, but the bitch ain’t smart. Her first mistake is choosing me as someone to have a bone to pick with. Granted, we have a similar story with the fact that we decided to come back after being offered a lucrative contract by higher ups in EAW, but for her to look at me as someone to make an example out of is plain insanity. She likes to present herself as someone who can do no wrong, but the bitch been doin’ wrong her entire career. She has this “holier than thou” complex that I’m ready to smash to bits. Imma do the world a favor and ship this German bitch back to her homeland where she can focus on making sausages and being racist, you know, what her people are known for. 

Persephone: Do I really have to? … Fine. Astraea, is there any last minute word you’d like to give to Sheridan before your big battle?

Astraea Jordan: Hope you enjoy your last few days with your teeth, sis, because they’re about to come out of ya mouth once I’m done shoving my foot down your throat. 

Persephone: I’m so glad that’s over. I hope you choke on something during the ceremony, Astraea. Back to you weirdo. 

(The camera fades back over to Gavin Kirkland.)

Gavin Kirkland: Tonight has already been amazing! I’ve already had the pleasure of interviewing the likes of Amber Keys, Andrea Valentine, and Limmy Monaghan 😍, and now I’m getting the chance to speak with another extremely talented Elitist. Please welcome the National Elite Champion, Donovan Duke!

(Donovan Duke is seen next to Gavin, and Donovan is wearing a blue suit with his National Elite Championship on his shoulder. Donovan has a smile on his face as he begins to speak.)

Donovan Duke: I’m really glad I could make it to this!

Gavin Kirkland: I’m sure a lot of people out here are happy you could be here, too! You almost missed out on this weekend thanks to personal reasons, but Ryan Wilson pushed you to challenge him to a No Holds Barred match. Do you have any final comments about that match before Pain for Pride?

Donovan Duke: I believe I’ve said everything I needed to about my match against Ryan, and I don’t really want to drag things out any further than I need to. This isn’t a match I thought I’d be having and like you said I nearly missed out on this weekend entirely, but in the end my family is what’s most important to me. I wouldn’t be okay with doing any of this if I wasn’t sure that they’d be fine, especially after what happened to my father. Ryan Wilson made a huge mistake that he’s going to pay for, but I don’t want to spoil the mood. We still have some time before Pain for Pride where I finally shut Ryan Wilson up, and until then I am going to try and enjoy this weekend, some of the fantastic matches on the Pain for Pride card, as well as seeing some of the incredible wrestlers this company has inducted into the Hall of Fame. 

Gavin Kirkland: Does that mean you’re not worried about your chances against Ryan?

Donovan Duke: Well, for me this is a bit more than just having a high chance of winning. After all that Ryan Wilson has done I am going to make him pay, I have no doubts about that. I know that Ryan Wilson is a former Champion, and he has said himself many times that he thrives in matches like No Holds Barred where he can get away with using anything to his advantage, but I’m not just fighting to be National Elite Champion like he is. To him this is just about getting a Pain for Pride victory, and to me this is about so much more. I won’t let Ryan win, I promise you that.

Gavin Kirkland: Well you’ve had a great National Elite Championship reign so far, and I know a lot of people will be rooting for you at Pain for Pride! Like you said though, tonight is about the Hall of Fame. Is there anyone you’re really excited about seeing inducted?

Donovan Duke: Hmm… You know what? I’m not too sure I can just choose one person. I don’t have the greatest history with Kassidy Heart after what her and Mr. DEDEDE tried to do to me, but after all she’s accomplished I can understand why she is getting inducted. The same goes for everyone else in this year’s class. There’s a lot of really talented competitors there no matter how we personally may feel about them, and for now I just want to keep pushing myself forward and rising up the ranks until I one day can be in the position that they’re in. I think that’s the type of dream most people have entering this industry, and I believe that I’ve already come a very long way from where I was when I first started. 

Gavin Kirkland: Nice answer. Thanks for your time Donovan, and good luck against Ryan Wilson! Let’s go to Jake Mercer who’s standing by! 

(The camera goes over to show Jake Mercer standing by on the red carpet. He has a smile on his face as he begins to speak.)

Jake Mercer: What a red carpet that we’ve had so far! This is sure to be one to remember! This show is far from done though, please welcome at this time… Madison Kaline! 

(The shot pans out to show Madison Kaline standing next to Jake with a smile on her face. She has a red dress on which compliments her hair while she basks in the glory of the evening.)

Jake Mercer: Madison, thank you for joining us tonight. Obviously, it must be great being here, especially with the perks of being an EAW Hall of Famer in your own right. But I’m sure you’re much more set on your Pain For Pride plans this weekend. You’ll be going up against your former Queen’s Court teammate Amber Keys, in what’s been a heated rivalry since Battle of Egypt up to this point. How are you feeling? Are there any jitters? 

Madison Kaline: I share the same sentiment as many of my peers in acknowledging the fact that this is my first Pain For Pride in years. The pressure is on knowing the stage I’ll be on, but at the same time, it fuels my desire to succeed. Amber Keys… I still can’t wrap my mind around what caused her to flip that switch on me. The Queen’s Court was a sisterhood, I felt like there was nothing that was going to separate us just as it’s been for years. But now we’ve reached this point, and I don’t know, I just didn’t expect it to come down to this. It didn’t NEED to come down to this, but here we are. I walk into this match facing someone I used to consider my best friend, and now? I just don’t know. But despite all these mixed emotions, it’s not steering me away from my goal, and that’s that I have to put Amber down. 

Jake Mercer: Big fight feels for your match it seems. But how about after that? I’m sure the feeling-out process since your return is over with and you’re stepping into Season 16 with ferocity, do you have any idea what’s in store for you? 

Madison Kaline: I wish I could tell you, but all I can really say is that it’s going up from here. Even if I do find myself riding solo for the time being, all I know is that I will be gunning straight for the top just like I did when I returned. Facing Andrea Valentine for the Universal Women’s Championship, despite the defeat, was a precursor for what’s to come, and I am ready to send a warning to each and every Elitist who decides to get in my way. 

Jake Mercer: Truly exciting times for you Madison that’s all I have to say. Once again, thank you for joining us and I hope you enjoy the ceremony! Now let’s go right back to Sofia Clarke and Molly Waters for the scoop! 

(The cameras transition back to Sofia Clarke and Molly Waters who are back at the announcers panel.) 

Sofia Clarke: What a night we’ve had so far!

Molly Waters: Oh my gosh, we have had some great interviews with Elitists from the present and past and let me tell you – these guys do not disappoint!

Sofia Clarke: And not only that, have you seen how FABULOUS these Elitists are looking tonight?! Likeeeeee *chefs kiss*. 

Molly Waters: Don’t even get me started, Sofia. But in my opinion – The person who stole the show is one of the finalists for the New Era Classic, Mr. “I don’t miss” himself… Joso! 

(A picture of Joso is shown on the screen.)

Sofia Clarke: Alright, alright I have to admit – He does look pretty fine. :blush: I think that’s mainly because of his oozing confidence that he has emitting from his freakin’ pores! But in my opinion, the best dressed of the night have to go to the Ava sisters. I mean, absolutely STUNNING! 

(A group photo of Cameron, Consuela, Ms. Extreme, and Candice is shown on the screen.)

Molly Waters: You can certainly tell that beauty is a strong gene within this family. But come on, Sofia, did you not see how absolutely adorable Donovan Duke looked this evening? We’re all so used to seeing him in his usual wrestling attire, but he surely did clean up well!

(A shot from Donovan’s previous interview with Gavin is displayed on the screen.) 

Sofia Clarke: Alright, alright – I’ll give you that one, Molly. But let us not forget that The EAW World Heavyweight Champion, The Visual Prophet, actually had his suit custom made by Donatella Versace herself. Rumor has it that The Visual Prophet’s team reached out to Versace and as soon as Donatella heard of this, she took the lead on dressing the founder of the VPLA herself. You can tell that the champion is making waves outside of the wrestling scene. 

(A rare, backstage photo of The Visual Prophet, who is in the middle of getting fitted by Donatella Versace is shown on screen.) 

Molly Waters: Oh wow, Sofia, I’ll have to get your sources for that picture because my God! That deserves to be in a fashion magazine!

Sofia Clarke: Right? Right?!

Molly Waters: Do you know what else I love to see on the red carpet? When power couples decide to match their outfits. I’m talking about none other than Sienna Jade and Impact. Earlier in the night, we saw Sienna sporting a black, luxurious gown and Impact was wearing a black tailor-made suit. They honestly looked like they were dressed for the Oscars. 

(A small video of Impact and Sienna posing for paparazzi cameras is shown.) 

Sofia Clarke: I spoke to Sienna off-camera earlier and she shared that their outfits were custom made by Chanel. They both looked incredibly lovely. 

Molly Waters: (Speaking directly to the camera) Do you think there was someone else who dressed impeccably for tonight’s event that we missed? Let us know! Use the #EAWHOF2022 to speak your mind and let us know your thoughts! 

Sofia Clarke: I still can’t get over Viz’ suit. It’s absolute perfection. 

Molly Waters: I can’t get over that picture!! 

(The two continue to speak amongst themselves as the cameras fade to commercial.) 

(Commercial break for Bang energy drinks! Candy Apple Crisp is one hell of a flavor even if it doesn’t really perk you up all that much!)

(The EAW 2022 Hall of Fame comes back from commercial as it shows Persephone back at the announcers panel.) 

Persephone: Welcome back to the star-filled 2022 EAW Hall of Fame red carpet ceremony! We’re currently off of the red carpet because my next guest only deserves the best environment to get interviewed, or so I am being told to say. My guest at this time… Ronn Bank$! 

(Ronn Bank$ is shown sitting beside Persephone with a mic in hand. Ronn is observed wearing a gray prada suit and black tie. His hair is slicked back as he gives a short half-smile.) 

Persephone: You have no idea the absolute honor it is to interview the man who played a vital role in starting it all. 

Ronn Bank$: :francis:

Persephone: Look, I have to be nice now. They’re making me. Anyways! Ronn, we saw you make a comeback of the century when you beat Jake Smith at Battle of Egypt. There were rumors circulating that you were past your prime and simply didn’t have what it took to beat these up and coming stars. What are your thoughts on the generation of Elitists that roam EAW today?

Ronn Bank$: It’s always great to see new talent in EAW thriving and having the same fire ignited from within them that we, us “oldheads” experienced in our day. One thing that has never sat right with me is when people try to discredit everything that someone like myself has done to put EAW in the place that it is today. 

Persephone: We have heard from people, such as your opponent and one of the individuals getting inducted into the EAW Hall Fame, Xander Payne, share that Elitists like you shouldn’t essentially still be here in EAW in 2022. What do you have to say about that?

Ronn Bank$: Xander has arguably created the biggest mistake that has essentially cost him his career – pick a fight with someone who is known to put people away for very long periods of time. Xander thinks that he’s going to use someone like me, who is an acclaimed athlete, to make an example out of and he couldn’t be any more fucking braindead stupid. I almost want to thank Xander for igniting the fire deep within me once more. I will admit – this fire that I speak of was put out for a long time. But seeing how he continues to belittle me and minimize how much of a big threat I am just motivates me further to put his fat ass in place. I need to remind people that I didn’t come back to EAW to face Xander Payne of all people, but when push comes to shove – EAW needs to be reminded that I am the greatest of all time. Objectively speaking, of course. 

Persephone: I feel like a lot of people’s view on this match is you, essentially, passing on the torch to Xander. Would you say that’s truly the case?

Ronn Bank$: :mjlol: Fuck no. 

Persephone: Ok.

Ronn Bank$: The true objective of this match is to remind Xander of his role in EAW. He is not the top dog, or should I say the top pig in EAW. His hard headedness has earned him one straight ticket to irrelevancy, as if he wasn’t already there to begin with. He wanted to use my name to climb back into relevancy, but that shit is going to bite him in the ass. He’s been on a downward spiral and even now it’s baffling that he’s being honored being put into the Hall of Fame given his shitty track record. But I’m not a part of that board, so I won’t touch on that.

Persephone: Aren’t you the one inducting him, though??

Ronn Bank$: :mjgrin: Should be interesting, amirite?

Persephone: I guess. Anyway, let’s go to Jake Mercer who has Sheridan Muller.  

(The camera turns to Jake Mercer as he is there standing with Sheridan Muller in a short black one-piece dress and open toed heels. The very serious German Efficiency is on the red carpet as Mercer starts…)

Jake Mercer: Thank you and I am here with the very stoic Sheridan Muller and welcome to the EAW Hall of Fame, you look lovely tonight.

Sheridan Muller: Small talk, okay.

Jake Mercer: Okay, let me ask right off the bat, how does it feel being back in the EAW and experiencing this?

Sheridan Muller: Being back in the EAW has been quite the honor and experience, it is nice to see the sport evolve, and I get the chance to evolve with it. I want to be an ambassador to the sport, a bridge to other sports and to the international community. As we travel the world, I would like nothing more than to be a good representation for all athletes, the EAW gives me the chance of doing it.

(Jake nods, impressed with her response.)

Jake Mercer: Excellent. Huge weekend coming up at Pain For Pride against Astraea Jordan but first we have the Hall of Fame. Your thoughts?

(Sheridan smirks some before speaking….)

Sheridan Muller: Personally, I do not believe in Hall of Fame’s and this huge fancy events where I must dress up, but they have their place I guess and while I am under contracted and obligated to attend them, I will get the most out of it and try to enjoy myself.

Jake Mercer: Any thoughts on the Hall of Fame inductees?

Sheridan Muller: I congratulate them all. I had the pleasure of wrestling Kassidy Heart at Battle of Egypt, she deserves to be there, Andrea Valentine and of course Xander Payne and Charlie Marr, very respectful of their accomplishments.

Jake Mercer: Huge match this weekend, great night tonight, final thoughts?

Sheridan Muller: All I want to say is that I look forward to having a great match with Astraea Jordan, she will bring it all and I will be giving it back to her tenfold. I know the fans will enjoy it, but I will walk out the ultimate winner. I have put the work in, and I don’t expect any other result. Thank Jake.

Jake Mercer: Thank you Sheridan, let’s send it over to Gavin Kirkland, take it away dude.

(The camera then goes over to Gavin Kirkland who is seen sitting at the announcer’s panel with a smile on his face and his hands clasped with a microphone between them.)

Gavin Kirkland: From one Dynasty Elitist to another we go to someone who has taken this entire company by storm these past couple of months. Please welcome my guest here tonight… Alex Myers!

(The shot pans over to show Alex Myers making their way into the scene and taking a seat next to Gavin. They have their half facepaint on with an aesthetically unkempt blazer on with a black t-shirt underneath paired with some black jeans as well. On their shoulder is the New Breed Championship as they look towards Gavin with a nonchalant expression present.)

Gavin Kirkland: Thank you for joining us, Alex. Very unique fit you got on tonight.

Alex Myers: Thank you. 

Gavin Kirkland: Well let’s address the elephant in the room and talk about what happened two weeks ago. You sustained an injury off of your match against Dr. Bethany Blue and that’s created numerous talking points, questioning whether or not you’re going to be ready for Pain For Pride or if that’s going to be a detriment to your New Breed Championship reign? Do you have anything to say about those doubters that question whether or not Alex Myers will be able to pull through or not? 

Alex Myers: Doctors told me if I go out there this weekend I risk worsening the injury. Usually, I’d listen, because a week could turn into a month or a year and I don’t like the sound of that. But, the issue with that this time around… is that it’s Pain For Pride. Last year I made my debut in the 24/7 Battle Royale, although I lost, I was just dipping my toes in and I knew regardless, it was going to be the beginning of something special. Now that we’ve got to this point, and I have contenders lining up to face me for the New Breed Championship… you think I’m just going to throw that away because I got hurt a little? No, I will be at Pain For Pride, and you’re going to have to do a whole lot more than hurt me to keep me down. Which is why Aurora Monroe, and especially Ruler? Do not have the slightest of a clue what they’ve gotten themselves into. 

Gavin Kirkland: Well we know if you manage to get past this, Season 16 will be huge for the Alex Myers brand. Do you have any idea what your future might have in store for you? 

Alex Myers: No idea, but if there’s one thing I’m going to make sure is certain, I’m going to remain as the New Breed Savior for a long time. And if I happen to lose the Championship at some point… well, we’ll get there when we get there, but one thing for certain is the fact that I have no intentions of slowing down. My future is limitless, and I’m going to make sure that I live up to my full potential.

Gavin Kirkland: Well Alex, we thank you for joining us here tonight. But the hits keep on coming as more and more Elitists continue to arrive on the scene, let’s go back to Persephone!

(Persephone is seen back on the red carpet.)

Persephone: Welcome back EAW Universe! We are exactly 23 minutes away from one of the most boring class of individuals being inducted into the Hall of Fame. People are excited, but we all know they belong nowhere near my Sexy Rexy. But at this time, help me welcome the woman who will be fighting against La Diosa, Ximena Velasquez for her shot at the EAW Specialist Championship… Serenity Valdez.

(Serenity is shown in the frame as she’s wearing a golden gown only fit for royals. She is wearing her signature crown full of rare and expensive diamonds. Serenity takes a bow.) 

Serenity Valdez: Ah, my fellow peasants! It’s great to be here. 

Persephone: Wow! Serenity you look absolutely hideous! 

Serenity Valdez: Excuse you?

Persephone: My bad, “stunning”. 

Serenity Valdez: Of course! My dress is specifically designed for me. In fact, I met with Vera Wang this past week so she could design my dress for this evening. You know that I only dress with the finest apparel known to mankind.

Persephone: You fucking kidding me :mjlol:. It looks like you got that crown from Burger King. 

Serenity Valdez: Yet it probably costs more than your house. 

Persephone: That’s utterly false but like I give a fuck. Anyway you’re facing Ximena or whatever, how are you going to make it not the most boring match on the card? 

Serenity Valdez: Listen, Persephone, any match that I’m involved in is considered an instant classic. And I don’t know if you know this, but this is my first Pain for Pride. I’m walking into the biggest event of the summer as the challenger for the Specialist Championship! Did I mention that this is my FIRST Pain for Pride? I don’t know if you got that minor-not-so-minor detail, but it’s kind of a big fucking deal. This is going to set the precedent for my career moving forward. There is so much on the line for Ximena and I. She can downplay this match all she wants, but deep down she’s afraid. She’s afraid of losing to me because once she does, her career is over. She might as well schedule an appointment with the unemployment office ahead of time because that’s where she’s heading after this weekend.

Persephone: I don’t really care but whatever. Anyway isn’t she like… ten feet taller than you??? Can’t she squash you like a bug?

Serenity Valdez: That argument is invalid. It doesn’t matter if Ximena towers over me – The passion that I have outweighs any physical strength she embodies. I’ve worked so hard to get to this point of my career and Ximena is not going to be the barrier that stops me from achieving my goal. I’ve heard it from others and I’m sure you have too – I am the future of Elite Answers Wrestling. I am the next generation that’s going to take EAW to the next level, a level that’s never been reached before! I know that it’s hard for other people to grasp, but once I beat Ximena and slay the ferocious beast, people will have no option but to take me seriously. 

Persephone: I guess, whatever you say. I wish you the worst of luck, Serenity! Let’s pass it off to Gavin next!

(Cameras pan back to Gavin who is on another section of the red carpet.)

Gavin Kirkland: Here with me at this time, Theron Nikolas and Natasha Agnello! 

(Theron and Nikolas are standing side by side. Theron has a slick grin on his face as he’s seen wearing an all black suit. Natasha is matching Theron as she’s wearing a black, long-sleeved dress that goes above her knees. They both look at one another and smile as they direct their gaze back to Gavin.) 

Gavin Kirkland: Wow, love the suit, Theron! Is it Loui Vuitton?

Natasha Agnello: It’s Yves Saint Laurent. 

Gavin Kirkland: Wow! Super snazzy! How are you guys doing tonight?

Natasha Agnello: Wonderful. 

Gavin Kirland: Alright, cool! Anyone you’re excited to see get inducted this evening?

Natasha Agnello: No. 

Gavin Kirland: Okay, okay! Fair enough. What about you, Natasha? Any match you’re looking forward to at Pain for Pride other than Theron’s?

Natasha Agnello: No. 

Gavin Kirland: Alright, gotcha! Not really in the talking mood?

Natasha Agnello: How could we be in the mood to speak to people like you? The common person, such as yourself, who holds so much disdain and agony deep within their hearts. I’ve helped Theron get rid of all of the negative emotions that he was holding onto deep inside. My goal with Theron is for him to be the greatest version of himself that he can be. A version of himself that he didn’t even know existed. We try our best to pass on that message to others, such as Cameron Ella Ava, who are in dire need of assistance. But it’s up to the person to listen to our wise words and to adapt it in their everyday lives. So many Elitists, such as Cameron, are stuck crying over spilled milk. They hyperfocus on past fumbles when they should be looking at ways to improve themselves so they’re not a shell of a person that they used to be. Theron has managed to strip himself from the desperate man that he used to be. I steered him in a path where only greatness follows. This will come into fruition at Pain for Pride, as Theron walks away victorious. Now if you excuse us, we have our seat to find. Thank you. 

(Natasha and Theron abruptly move from the area leaving Gavin by himself.) 

Gavin Kirkland: Wise words from the Soothsayer. Quite the connection with your next interviewee, Jake – I’ll pass it back to you! 

(Jake Mercer is grinning from ear to ear as the camera shot opens up to reveal the couple he is standing with. Mr. DEDEDE, who is dressed in a black silk Giorgio Armani tux, wears a pretty interesting accessory tonight. On his left wrist is a Disney Kids’ TY1095 Toy Story watch complete with yellow plastic band. And since it is his wife’s night and he is there to honor her, Mr. DEDEDE’s hair is pulled up in a man bun, which is Kassidy’s favorite look for him. The soon-to-be Hall of Famer looks drop dead gorgeous next to her husband. She is decked out in custom Zuhair Murad. Her Hall of Fame look consists of a silver, fitted cropped corset style top that is dripping with Swarovski crystal and diamond accents. The skirt is full length, flowing, and slit up the left side. It is adorned with the same crystal and diamond accents, and Kassidy’s brunette hair is down and flowing over her shoulders in soft waves. Silver Louboutin shoes were on her feet and everything from the outfit to the shoes had been custom made for Kassidy to wear tonight.)

Jake Mercer: Ladies and gentlemen, I could not be more honored to be standing next to these two. They truly need no introduction but let me go ahead and welcome EAW’s Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE, and his wife, 2022 Hall of Fame inductee, Kassidy Heart!

(Jake looks down at Mr. DEDEDE’s wrist and raises an eyebrow. DEDEDE makes a big show of bringing his hand up and looking at his Disney watch.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Well, will you look at that! This thing tells me that the Hall of Fame ceremony is about to start and the two of us need to get inside!

Jake Mercer: So I take it you don’t wish to address the rumors that have been swirling since earlier in the week about Disney buying out Elite Answers Wrestling?

Mr. DEDEDE: Mercer, tonight is about one thing and one thing only and that is my wife, my other half, my little Mauler getting her flowers and taking her place in the EAW Hall of Fame.

(Mr. DEDEDE winks at Kassidy before nudging her slightly ahead of him and taking her hand. He takes her hand and shows her off, making sure the cameras get shots of her from every single angle. Once he’s satisfied everyone can see the beauty he has beside him, he gently pulls her back and wraps his arm around her waist.)

Mr. DEDEDE: If you ask me, there’s not a single person more deserving of this kind of recognition than the soon-to-be, two-time Universal Women’s Champion!

(Kassidy shakes her head, flashing her man that shy, pretty docile smile that is only reserved for him. She looks completely at home and comfortable pressed against his side, a stark contrast to the woman she is inside of the ring.)

Kassidy Heart: You’re very sweet. I don’t really know what to say other than I am incredibly honored to be joining the Hall of Fame. I know that I’ve worked for it, and I know that I deserve it, and I just really look forward to this kicking off what is going to be another historic weekend for me.

Jake Mercer: Earlier tonight, the Universal Women’s Champion, Andrea Valentine, was interviewed by Gavin Kirkland and she’s extremely confident that she will be able to take you down and keep you for capturing your third world championship. What do you have to say to that?

(Kassidy rolls her eyes as Mr. DEDEDE’s hand roams a little lower and comes to rest on her hip. He often did that to comfort Kassidy whenever they were together and something agitated her.)

Kassidy Heart: I’m done talking about the match, Jake. Andrea will learn firsthand what happens when someone doubts my abilities. She may claim she doesn’t, but she’s certainly gone into this week with a disgusting amount of arrogance and belligerence. I don’t appreciate anything that she brought to the table and I’m going to beat the shit out of her as soon as that bell rings. Fuck her.

(Mr. DEDEDE chuckles and pats Kassidy’s hip. She bats her eyes at him and Mr. DEDEDE turns to Jake.)

Mr. DEDEDE: I think that answers your question, Mercer.

Jake Mercer: :wow: Indeed it does. I know you two need to get inside, but one last thing. What does it mean for you to have your husband inducting you tonight, Kassidy?

Kassidy Heart: Well, a lot, but come on. He wasn’t going to say no.

(Kassidy reaches up and brushes her thumb across Mr. DEDEDE’s lips. It’s obvious the two are pretty head over heels for one another, and seeing them interact with one another on the red carpet was pretty cute in all honesty.)

Kassidy Heart: As Andrea felt like pointing out multiple times this week for no real reason, I’ve had a lot of people help me along the way. None more than this man, though. Ryan has changed my life and if nothing else, my entire speech for later could pretty much be dedicated to just him and everything he’s done for me. I would not be who I am today without him, and I’m just grateful that he loves me.

(Mr. DEDEDE takes his wife’s hand and kisses it before dipping his head and kissing her lips. Jake Mercer clears his throat and steps away from the couple.)

Jake Mercer: I think that is going to wrap up our interviews for tonight. Molly and Sofia, take it away.

Sofia Clark and Molly Waters run down the PFP Card – Kassidy

(The camera pans to Molly Waters and Sofia Clarke.)

Molly Waters: What a great Red Carpet and night we have had so far, the EAW Elitists look absolute fabulous, these women are so pretty and the men handsome. But this is only the beginning because after we induct the Hall of Fame here tonight, tomorrow night it all begins at Pain for Pride at Allegiant Stadium and what a card do we have in store!

Sofie Clarke: I know, right. We have the 24/7 Battle Royal and we saw how important that cash in could be, I mean Donovan Duke won it last year and he is now the reigning National Elite Champion, the Battle Royal changes careers!

Molly Waters: Speaking of Donovan Duke, he will be defending the National Elite Championship against Ryan Wilson and talk about two men that just do not like one another, Donovan Duke needs to be ready for Ryan Wilson. We also have Holly Arrow taking on Cleopatra, the legend, and Hall of Famer.

Sofia Clarke: What a huge opportunity for Holly Arrow, this could be the biggest won of her career if she can pull this off, but Cleopatra is one of the best, an incredible test. After that we have Danny Tanner taking on Candice Blair, want to talk about something going sour fast, we talk about this. Danny wanted no part of the makeover, but they had their problems already, it was physical, something has to give but it won’t be romantic.

Molly Waters: Talk about bad blood? Dr. Bethany Blue E.O.E. will take on Caroline, her former student in a crazy brawl that will start in the arena and then bleed out into  an ambulance and end up in the hospital. Caroline is an energetic young rookie that has a bright future, but this might be too much for her, we will see as the Good Doctor has had one heck of a season!

Sofia Clarke: We have a Fatal Four-Way with four of the most promising young women in the division and future champions. ARIA, Lexi, Sierra, and Veena Adams will all square off for Season 16 momentum and a chance at maybe some gold down the road. Then the fallout of the Queen’s Court, two legends one on one Madison Kaline takes on Amber Keys and this is truly going to be a war and a great throwback match for #EAW15.

Molly Waters: Limmy Monaghan and Terry Chambers looks to be a classic, there are rumors swirling around this could be it for Terry, but who knows, Limmy doesn’t care. Then another hard-hitting match, Astraea Jordan takes on Sheridan Muller, there is a lot of emotion throughout the week, really look forward to seeing what they do! Theron Nikolas and Cameron Ella Ava is a match that both in the ring and on paper is destined to be another show stealer. There is a lot of emotions in that one, who will come out on top!

Sofia Clarke: From one Ava to another, Ms. Extreme will take on Chris Elite, two of the very best going at it. Then we have the finals of the Iconic Cup between Harper Lee and Hikari Kanno, one of them will have the power to cash-in at any time for a Universal Women’s Championship! The finals of the New Era Classic is also on tap, Joso and Harley Lewis will wrestle to see who the inaugural winner is!

Molly Waters: This card is so stacked; FOUR more titles are on the line too! First former Tag Team partners will fight it out in one of the brutal settings in professional wrestling, Hardcore Rules for the Championship when Charlie Marr defends against Daryl Kinkade! The Unified Tag Team titles are up for grabs, The Ice Aces take on the Off-Brand Amphetamines! Then the New Breed Tri-Brand triple Threat, Alex Myers defends against Aurora Monroe and Ruler! Then finally the Specialists Championship as two fiery Latinas fight for such a prestigious championship when Ximena Velazquez will try to fend off Serenity Valdez!

Sofia Clarke: How about a Hall of Fame match? Xander Payne goes one on one with Ronn Banks, that is going to be massive if the war of words have anything to do with it. Then Cash In the Vault! The winner is pretty much a guaranteed a World Title as Jon Kelton, Ronan Malosi, Jay Jerry Johnson, Jake Smith, SOSA Henderson, and Adam Lucas will try to climb the ladder and take the briefcase!

Molly Waters: And now… we move to our final four, the FOUR Main Events of the night! Two newly inducted Hall of Famers here tonight in Kassidy Heart and Andrea Valentine will set Sin City on fire as they will face each other for the Universal Women’s Championship and this is years in the making, and with Kassidy’s long run as Answers World Champion and Andrea Valentine wrestling her best in a long time, this is going to be incredible! But talking about the Answers World Championship? TLA will defend against Impact, and he looks for his tenth championship reign, there could be so much history made here tonight!

Sofia Clarke: Finally, two epic clashes, New Eden finally comes to a finale as Drake King and Minerva will try to win the EAW World Championship from Myles in what will be contested under Barbed Wired Massacre, that is going to be nothing short than its namesake, a massacre! I have a bad feeling about that one. And to end it all Title verses Title, winner takes it all, Andre Walker will face EAW World Heavyweight Champion, The Visual Prophet! Wooo! What a card, and a great representation for EAW and it’s fifteen years! Do not miss out on Free Per View starting tomorrow night!

Molly Waters: Don’t miss it! Now to you Gavin and Persephone!

(The two ladies smile and wave as the camera switches to Jake Mercer, Gavin Kirkland and Persephone.)

Jake Mercer: Wow, ladies and gentlemen! What a night we’ve had so far. 

Persephone: Apparently we HAVE to take a look at the inductees into the Hall of Fame class this year. Like I said on the red carpet this is perhaps one of the least deserving classes in the history of Elite Answers Wrestling. But that should’ve been a given, how are you going to follow up Rex McAllister from two years ago? 

Gavin Kirkland: Andrea, Kassidy, Charlie, and Xander are all more than deserving of their Hall of Fame spot. They are joining a list of other EAW legends that came before them. Okay, guys, I’m getting word that  we have about a minute left before the show is going to start. Jake, what match are you most looking forward to at Pain for Pride?

Jake Mercer: Ronn Bank$ vs Xander Payne, obviously! Old generation vs the new wave, I’m so excited to see who will come out on top! 

Gavin Kirkland: What about you, Persephone?

Persephone: No.

Gavin Kirkland: Well… the match that I think will steal the entire show is going to be Kassidy Heart vs Andrea Valentine for the Universal Women’s World Championship. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps!

Jake Mercer: Alright, you guys! That does it for us from the red carpet. Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who has tuned in for the red carpet ceremony this evening.  Much love to ya, EAW Universe! Enjoy the Hall of Fame! 

(Gavin, Persephone, and Jake continue to speak amongst themselves as all of the people that were once on the red carpet have hurried into their respective seats. The screen then fades to black and the EAW Hall of Fame 2022 logo is displayed on the screen…) 

(EAW logo buzzes.)