(EAW intro plays.)
(From the intro, the camera opens up to show fast shots of Elite Answers Wrestling programming, more specifically Friday Night Dynasty, over the past couple of weeks. There is no time wasted recapping what has happened and the specific rivalries that have sparked.)
(It starts with clips of Dynasty’s rising stars being showcased in action, making an impact right out of the gate and showing why they’re Elitist to look out for in the future. Cloud Stryfe who started off big in the King of Elite tournament and has been dead set on making it known that he is here to stay. Bryant Coffey who has already shown what he can do in the main event and is on a fast track to the top. Harley Lewis who’s charismatic and arrogant personality has set him apart from the rest of the pack, dying for an opportunity to sink his teeth into. Joso and Angelo Carter, two people who have excelled separately and in cohesion, both Elitists who have made it known that they simply do not miss especially with high stakes. Lastly, Rokuro Nakano who has steadily been climbing the ranks and is just waiting for the one opportunity that will truly take him to the next level. All six of them have ended up crossing paths with one another, each looking to make their Free-Per-View debut and in doing so, win. Each of them got their wish with a match being made, being contested in a six-man Falls Count Anywhere Showcase match for the ultimate bragging rights.)
(From one match it goes to another with Lisa Wren being shown dominating the competition in various shots. Although coming up short in a Specialists Showcase match at King of Elite, she gained an enemy in the form of Nariko who was out to get her due to a head injury sustained at her hands. The two of them had a match made, but it was apparent Lisa couldn’t wait until then, attacking Nariko from behind and injuring her leg. After Nariko was announced to be unable to compete until further notice, StarrStan made her replacement official in the form of Aurora Monroe, with the two of them facing off against one another in a Barefoot Thumbtack match just a week after the match was made official.)
(Whilst that happens, another replay of King of Elite is shown, specifically Candice Blair pulling down a Unique Opportunity briefcase which grants her a New Breed Championship shot against the Champion, Jon Kelton. The following week Kelton didn’t take to her words so lightly, attacking Candice and injuring her to the point that she’d be unable to compete for the New Breed Championship. But a replacement stepped up in the form of her best friend Danny Tanner, who said that he would avenge her and make sure Kelton didn’t get away with what he did. Kelton, who was hesitant, accepted and made the match official in a Spidernet Barbed Wire Deathmatch for the New Breed Championship.)
(After an assertion of dominance gone wrong, Sierra found herself entangled in a string of encounters with fellow Elitist Caroline. While Caroline saw Sierra as someone who could be saved and offered an olive branch in hopes that the two of them could at least be friends, Sierra denied it and was more annoyed than anything else, trying everything that she could to get her off of her back. When push came to shove, a match between the two was made official in a LEGO Table match.)
(With a bombshell of an announcement being made that David Davidson would be returning to Elite Answers Wrestling, he and the returning Jack Ripley were back in full force as the legendary High Rollerz. The two of them were set on adding to their extensive list of accomplishments with a fourth Unified Tag Team Championship reign, but there were two Elitists that looked to rain on their parade. Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews were adamant on believing they were the best team in the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling, and The Golden Guns were going to do everything in their power to solidify it. The High Rollerz had a problem with that though, and the two teams look to settle the score in a 200 Light Tubes Deathmatch.)
(After Terry Chambers’ hunt for World Championship gold turned sour, a ghost of the past came to haunt him with Alex Myers unhappy about the road he took to get there, attacking them as a means to get out of the King of Elite first round matchup that the two of them were supposed to have. Alex was hellbent on making sure Terry did not forget that, while Terry warned them that this was a road that they did not want to take. Alex wasn’t just going to stand idle though, holding their ground and throwing out a challenge for a matchup to settle it once and for all. Terry accepted, and a Pure Wrestling Rules match was set in stone between the two of them.)
(A spiteful Ximena Velasquez was out for blood after being costed a Specialists Championship shot by the Champion, Harper Lee, who she had a lot of history with. Demanding answers, she found herself face-to-face with someone she never expected in the form of the returning Astraea Jordan. What sparked from Astraea defending her name turned personal quickly with Ximena personally targeting her husband and kid, which only enraged Astraea even more. It was clear the two of them were out to kill with the rivalry reaching its boiling point in a match contested under ‘I Quit’ Rules.)
(Sheridan Müller made a shocking return at the King of Elite Free-Per-View and wasted no time gunning for the top, calling out Dr. Bethany Blue and challenging her for a match. Although Bethany initially declined at first, saying that she wasn’t here to fix her dying career, Sheridan refused to take no for an answer. After prodding for a while, she managed to push the right buttons and get Bethany to accept a match between the two of them, which would be fought in the ever so dangerous Fight Pit.)
(After winning an opportunity to fight for the Specialists Championship, Serenity Valdez wasted no time gunning for the head of the Champion, Harper Lee. Harper, of course, was not someone to see Serenity as a viable threat, overlooking her and focusing on the Answers World Championship match that she had on the horizon rather. But Serenity wasn’t going to go down without a fight, especially after everything that she’s been through to get to this point. This was the biggest match of her life, and whether she was going to live up to expectations would be determined with the Specialists Championship on the line in a Razor Wire Steel Cage Match.)
(Xander Payne ended the year off with a momentous World Heavyweight Championship reign in the books. Accepting his award for Best World Heavyweight Champion of The Year, he was met with an opposition in the form of Andre Walker. After Andre nearly killed him and left him for dead, Xander found himself on the shelves for an extended period of time, all while Andre won the King of Elite and held that alongside the Interwire Championship. But a bitter Xander returned and wasted no time aiming for the one person that injured him in the first place. Andre acknowledged his challenger, and said that he would defend his Interwire Championship against him. The two rivals find themselves facing off in a hellacious match type, the Hellfire Deathmatch.)
(Having made herself known right off the bat, Madison Kaline staked her claim for the Universal Women’s Championship as soon as newly-crowned Champion, Andrea Valentine was able to hold her Championship in her hand. The two of them have fabled history dating all the way back to Empire, which Madison used to her advantage citing the defeats Andrea sustained at her hands. Andrea basically shrugs it off and says that it doesn’t matter to her, because she’s needed help all those times and there is no help to be had for Madison this time around. Madison looks to prove her wrong while Andrea looks to get her first defense under her belt, with the Universal Women’s Championship on the line in an Iron Women match.)
(Then lastly, with The Visual Prophet finally conquering the one stipulation that eluded him in his last World Championship reign, he was on the fast track to making his second World Heavyweight Championship reign the best. But someone looked to stop it in its tracks as a returning SOSA Henderson made himself known and stated that he’d be fighting Viz for the World Heavyweight Championship. It wasn’t long after that a match was made official between the two of them and that was when SOSA truly began to make himself known, blindsiding Viz and costing him match after match, he wanted to solidify the fact that he would be walking out as a two-time World Champion when it was all said and done. But Viz wasn’t having it, and the two of them look to unleash hell on one another in the infamous Dome of Death.)
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Narrator: And now, Metaverse proudly presents… RECKLESS WIRING!
(The camera opens up to show a panaround shot of the Chesapeake Energy Arena as the crowd tonight in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma is on their feet in avid anticipation. Pyro shoots out of the stage while the sounds of ‘Dynasty’ by Rina Sawayama are heard accompanying it. The camera goes around to show shots of the EAW Universe on their feet, cheering their lungs out for what is bound to be an exciting show here tonight. From there, the camera goes over to the broadcasting table where Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are standing by.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen are you excited?! Because I certainly am! We are coming to you live from the great state of Oklahoma, bringing you the Free-Per-View that you’ve all been waiting for… RECKLESS WIRING!
Flannery McCoy: Voltage and Showdown have had their fun and now it’s our turn as we have a stacked card for you here tonight on Night One of a two night extravaganza! But straying away from that to let you find out for yourselves, we couldn’t be more excited for this show especially with the power being in your hands to vote for the stipulations that will be taking place tonight in all of these matches! With the World Heavyweight Championship, Interwire Championship, Specialists Championship, and New Breed Championship on the line, I don’t see why you couldn’t be excited for what’s to come!
Jake Mercer: Oh man I’m just as excited as all of you are! Of course I didn’t vote because the last time I voted for something my political views were questioned… BUT NONETHELESS I’VE SEEN WHAT THE WINNERS ARE AND I’M QUITE EXCITED! But why tell you about it when we can just show you?! Let’s get onto our first match of the night folks!
(The camera goes to show the first match graphic of the night flash across the screen!)
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(“Dark Fantasy” by Kayne West begins to play through the speakers of Chesapeake Energy Arena as the crowd gives a mixed, but mostly negative reception for The Golden Guns – Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane, walk out feeling very confident about their chances tonight.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING MATCH…AS VOTED BY THE EAW UNIVERSE…WILL BE A TAG TEAM 200 LIGHT TUBE DEATHMATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…WEIGHING IN THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF 464 POUNDS….THEY ARE JOHNNY ANDREWS AND SOLOMON STANE…THE GOLDEN GUNS!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Since King of Elite, this feud between The Golden Guns and the returning High Rollerz have escalated week after week. From going into the hometown of The High Rollerz to hijacking video packages that are supposed to highlight the history of The High Rollerz, but it all ends tonight at Reckless Wiring as the fans voted for a 200 Light Tube Deathmatch and yes, there is EXACTLY 200 Lighttubes out here, all surrounding in a wall-like structure around the ring. It’s free for these Elitists to tear apart or throw your opponent in there and looking at the Golden Guns, they will be utilizing that for sure.
Flannery McCoy: The High Rollerz have been in the radar of The Golden Guns since DAY ONE. The Golden Guns wanted to go to General Manager, StarrStan about getting what they felt like they deserved. They felt like they’ve been putting in the work, but have been casted aside. Now, they feel like they won’t be getting those opportunities thanks to teams like The High Rollerz waltzing in and doing their whole ‘nostalgia tour’ as they liked to call it.
Jake Mercer: They have made it clear that they want to end this reunion tour of The High Rollerz. They think that EAW shouldn’t be focusing on the past, but in the *future* and that future is Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane. They think by taking down a tag team from the past, it will make their case better if it comes to getting their hands on the Unified Tag Team Championships.
(“I Get Money” by 50 Cent begins to play through the speakers as the crowd stands up on their feet for The High Rollerz, who come out with a focused and determined look on their faces.)
Stephie Love: AND INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…WEIGHING IN THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF 417 POUNDS…THEY ARE THE TEAM OF JACK RIPLEY AND DAVID DAVIDSON…THE HIGH ROLLERZ!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I’m still processing the fact that David Davidson is in a wrestling ring again after suffering a career ending injury back in 2018. We all know how much David meant to Jack Ripley. That’s his partner, best friend and family all wrapped up in one. Jack returned to EAW, alongside David, at King of Elite. Jack felt like it was best to go back to his old tag team roots, the roots that got him a lot of his success and lead him to be one of the most decorated Elitists in EAW history.
Flannery McCoy: David Davidson has made it clear that he’s here for Jack Ripley and Jack Ripley only and to help him, stay in touch with his roots and get that fourth reign as Unified Tag Team Champions. With David, there are no singles aspirations with him, but he’s focused on making sure that Jack and he are able to achieve the unthinkable for EAW tag teams in this company.
Jake Mercer: It’s a whole different environment from 2018. These types of matches have become more of a normal in EAW, so it should be interesting to see if David Davidson still has what it takes to compete at the high level that The High Rollerz have been known for –
Stew-O: –THE GOLDEN GUNS RUN TOWARDS THE HIGH ROLLERZ, NOT GIVING THESE TWO THE SMALLEST FRACTION OF TIME TO STEP INSIDE THE RING AND LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT! IT SEEMS LIKE THE REFEREE IS GOING TO RING FOR THIS BELL AS THIS 200 LIGHT TUBE DEATHMATCH IS UNDERWAY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews begins to unload on Jack Ripley. Solomon Stane and David Davidson are taking this match to the outside! As always, we are going to do our best to call the match from all sorts of directions. I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a Tag Team 200 Light Tube Deathmatch before.
Jake Mercer: I swear, people just vote for these stipulations to see how these Dynasty Elitists pull it off tonight.
Stew-O: We have Jack Ripley and Johnny Andrews. These are two Elitists who are quite familiar with each other. They’ve crossed paths together before back at Road to Redemption. Johnny got the biggest pin of his career by eliminating Jack from that Extreme Elimination Chamber, causing him to go on a bit of a hiatus for about a month. Johnny whips the former World Champion into one of the corners as he runs towards the corner, but Jack gets one of his feet up, kicking Johnny away before Jack finds himself on the top turnbuckle! Jack with a missile dropkick to the face of Johnny!
Flannery McCoy: Jack Ripley follows that up with a shoot kick to the spine of Johnny Andrews! You can see Johnny cringing in pain as he finds his way back to his feet, but that doesn’t stop Jack from continuing those shoot kicks to the spine and now, to the ribs of the less experienced Elitist! Jack manages to swipe the feet from underneath Johnny as that knocks him down to his back! Jack begins to unload on the face of Johnny Andrews, who is trying his best to block those shots, but Jack is demanding for Johnny to get back to his feet before nailing him with a superkick to the face! Jack with the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews with a kick out, but while Jack Ripley seems to have the situation under control with Johnny, it seems like Solomon Stane and David Davidson are determined to see who goes down first!
(The camera pans to see the two former bouncers/enforcers trading punches with one another. Solomon Stane and David Davidson are a little away from ringside as Solomon seems to be doing a great job with backing David up the ramp.)
Stew-O: I’m kind of digging this strategy from The Golden Guns tonight. They know that David Davidson is the ‘tag-team guy’ out of The High Rollerz, never truly experiencing life as a singles competitor, so the best thing to do in the situation is to distance him from Jack Ripley, who has more experience in these types of situations. But, at the moment, you can see that David Davidson is holding his own when going up against a very intimidating Solomon Stane. DAVID MANAGES TO BACK UP SOLOMON TO ONE OF THE LED WALLS! DAVID GRABS A FISTFUL OF SOLOMON’S HAIR BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAINST THE LED WALL! THIS CAUSES SOLOMON TO SLOWLY GO DOWN TO ONE OF HIS KNEES AS DAVID PULLS HIM CLOSER BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH A TORNADO DDT, USING THE LED WALL TO PUSH HIS FEET OFF AND BE ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE MOVE!
Flannery McCoy: David Davidson gets Solomon Stane down as he finds a way back to his feet! David feels quite hyped up as he gets Solomon up by the nape of his neck and it seems like he’s planning to take him back to ringside where his partner, who has been dealing with Johnny Andrews is at! Meanwhile, we pan back inside the ring, we can see that Jack Ripley grabs one of the light tubes that was assembled like it’s supposed to be some sort of cage around the ring. The only difference is that the corners, where the turnbuckles are, are totally out in the open, which provides these Elitists with a small space to enter and exit the ring whenever they wish. The toughest part is not to collide with any of those light tubes.
Jake Mercer: David Davidson gets Solomon Stane and bashes his head against the edge of the apron! This causes the bigger man to get to his knees as Jack Ripley finally crosses paths with his fellow High Roller. Jack exits the ring, meeting with David. The High Rollerz each grab an arm of Solomon Stane before throwing him spine first against the edge of the apron! Then, the two of them get Solomon in position and it seems like the two of them are going to do a bit of double teaming as they try to get the bigger man off his feet with a suplex!
Stew-O: NO! SOLOMON STANE COUNTERS AS HE LIFTS UP BOTH OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ OFF THEIR FEET, CONNECTING WITH HIS OWN SUPLEX AS BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH THE EDGE OF THE APRON! JACK RIPLEY FINDS HIMSELF ON THE APRON WHILE DAVID DAVIDSON FALLS BACK INTO RINGSIDE! We can see that David is trying to use the apron to help himself back to his feet, but look at Johnny Andrews from across the apron! He charges towards David before nailing one-half of The High Rollerz with a shooting star press speak from the apron! This takes ‘The Sin City Scrapper’ to his back, but look at Jack Ripley from behind —
Flannery McCoy: Jack Ripley tries to swipe the feet of Johnny Andrews from behind, but Johnny jumps, seeing Jack from behind and then, nailing him with a pele kick as that sends him back to Solomon Stane, who connects with a sit-out inverted suplex slam at ringside! Both members of The High Rollerz are down and The Golden Guns are feeling quite good about their chances! Johnny rolls David Davidson back inside the ring as Solomon Stane rips two of the light tubes from the barbed wire that it was clinging to! The Golden Guns are circling around David like a pack of hyenas! Oh god, I don’t think this is looking good for David! Johnny Andrews stands in front of David. Solomon behind him as they raise their respective light tube like a baseball bat as —
Jake Mercer: THE GOLDEN GUNS SWING FROM THE FRONT AND BACK OF DAVID DAVIDSON, WHO DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! THE GOLDEN GUNS WERE THIS CLOSE TO SMASHING THOSE LIGHT TUBES AGAINST EACH OTHER, BUT DAVID USES THAT AS THE DISTRACTION AND ROLLS UP JOHNNY ANDREWS! ARE THE HIGH ROLLERZ GONNA SNEAK WITH THE VICTORY HERE!??!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: NOOOOOOOO!!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO COUNTER HIS ROLL-UP AND NOW HAS DAVID DAVIDSON IN A ROLL-UP POSITION!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: David Davidson counters the roll-up, but Solomon Stane smashes the light tube into the face of David! That sends The High Roller back and I’m just wondering if that knocked him down! Johnny Andrews gets David up before throwing him back first into one of the light tube walls! I’m surprised that the weight and impact of that were not enough to crush that wall down, but only shatter it just a bit! Johnny delivers a knee strike to the jaw of David as that seems to take him down! Johnny begins to unload as Solomon Stane is demanding for Johnny to get David up to his feet! What in the world could this man be thinking of doing?
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE GESTURES FOR JOHNNY ANDREWS TO THROW DAVID DAVIDSON INTO HIM AS JOHNNY DOES THAT AS DAVID MEETS A SPINNING BACK FIST THAT TAKES HIM BACK, BUT SOLOMON CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DAVID’S HEAD! DAVID REMAINS ON HIS KNEES AS JOHNNY CONNECTS WITH A BACK KICK THAT SENDS DAVID BACK! JOHNNY CONNECTS WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON DAVID!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Jack Ripley with a light tube to the back of Johnny Andrew’s spine as that makes him cringe in pain! Solomon Stane goes to target Jack, but Jack slides underneath the legs of the taller Elitist as Jack connects with the deadlift German suplex! Still, Solomon finds his way to his knees as Jack charges towards Solomon with a dropkick, sending him back against the wall of light tubes; however, only the back of Solomon’s head collides with them! Johnny tries to surprise Jack from behind, but Jack manages to collide with a drop toe hold, sending Johnny face-first onto the second turnbuckle!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews turns his back, but Jack Ripley begins to stomp on the so-called ‘younger’ Elitist! David Davidson begins to get back to his feet as he connects with a facewash to Johnny at the corner! He grabs onto three of the light tubes and it seems like he’s going to place those light tubes on the second turnbuckle, almost like he’s stacking them on top of each other! He goes back to Jack, who has Johnny up to position and it seems like they’re going to send him skull first into those light tubes!
Jake Mercer: But, Johnny Andrews is able to break free out of that hold! He throws a punch at Jack Ripley and then, he kicks David Davidson in the stomach! Jack comes back and swings a punch at Johnny, but Johnny ducks, but David goes for a clothesline, BUT JOHNNY WITH SOME SORT OF MATRIX EVASION BEFORE GETTING DAVID UP AND CONNECTING WITH A SIT-OUT SIDE SLAM! BUT, JACK CONNECTS WITH A ‘DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME’ — THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL OF JOHNNY!
Stew-O: Jack Ripley turns around as Solomon Stane gets the former World Champion by his throat as he lifts him up — ‘TRIUMPH OF TRUTH’ THE ONE-HANDED SIT OUT CHOKESLAM, BUT JACK MANAGES TO JUMP OUT OF THE MOVE BEFORE DAVID DAVIDSON CONNECTS WITH A KICK IN BETWEEN SOLOMON’S LEGS! Slowly, that allows the bigger Elitist to get to his knees as David stands right next to Jack before nailing Solomon with a superkick to his face! This takes Solomon Stane back and it seems like David will be going for the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane lifts David Davidson up in a lateral press position before throwing him off of him! David wasn’t able to catch himself, so he landed directly on his ribs! MEANWHILE, JACK RIPLEY GOES AFTER SOLOMON, BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO CATCH THE LEG OF ‘THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER,’ BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP ON HIM! NOW, DAVID TRIES TO GO FOR THE SUPERKICK, BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO CATCH DAVID BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP, CAUSING DAVID TO LAND ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF JACK! Now, we are seeing Solomon Stane getting back up to his feet. We see David trying to get himself up at one of the corners, but Jack is scrambling up on his feet as —
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane grabs Jack Ripley by his wrist as he whips him to the same corner that David Davidson is at! Jack collides with his partner as Solomon charges towards The High Rollerz at the corner! A giant big boot for Jack as David stumbles forward into a beautiful scoop slam by Solomon! Is he going for the cover here?!?!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: No! Jack Ripley gets a shoulder up as David Davidson charges towards Solomon Stane, who is sat up now and it seems like he has one of those light tubes in his possession, but Solomon just took David back with an uppercut as he falls back into the wall of light tubes! It manages to knock over a couple of them, but that wall is still there. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: That’s amazing. Solomon Stane is back up to his feet as he gets David Davidson up to his feet and it seems like David is going to get hoisted up in the air in a bear hug position and he has his sights through those walls of light tubes!
Jake Mercer: But David Davidson begins to unload on the bigger Elitist as he manages to get his neck in a headlock position and won’t you look at that, Flann and Stew? IT SEEMS LIKE DAVID’S TRYING TO APPLY A GUILLOTINE CHOKE ON SOLOMON STANE! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE’S ABLE TO GET THE BIGGER MAN TO SUBMIT TONIGHT? THAT WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLE! BUT, YOU CAN SENSE THAT SOLOMON ISN’T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! HE IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO KEEP HIMSELF UP, BUT THE LONGER THAT HE FINDS HIMSELF IN THIS MOVE, THE MORE DANGEROUS IT COULD BE FOR HIM! HE MAY BE A BIG AND BROODING MAN, BUT HE HAS HIS LIMITS AFTER ALL.
Stew-O: Solomon Stane is lifting David Davidson up in the air, but David manages to get Solomon down, still applying the sleeper hold! Solomon begins to throw some fists at the face of the former Unified Tag Team Champion! One of the punches manages to nail David in the face, but from the top rope —
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT AND HE HAS A COUPLE OF THE LIGHT TUBES IN HIS POSSESSION AS SOLOMON STANE GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! The moonsault and set of light tubes connect with the skull of the High Roller and whenever one member of the High Rollerz is in trouble, the other one is at an arm’s reach to help them out! Jack Ripley with a light tube of his own as he smashes it onto the skull of Johnny! Solomon Stane charges at Jack with a clothesline, but Jack ducks the clothesline and jumps on the second turnbuckle! Solomon charges at Jack —
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE’S HEAD COLLIDED WITH THOSE SET OF LIGHT TUBES THAT DAVID DAVIDSON HAD SET UP EARLIER! THAT WAS MORE THAN PERFECT TIMING FROM THE MORE EXPERIENCED ELITIST IN THIS MATCH-UP! HE GETS ON THE BACK OF SOLOMON STANE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUNSET FLIP AS SOLOMON LANDS ON SOME OF THE GLASS FROM THE LIGHT TUBES! JACK RIPLEY WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH A METEORA TO THE FACE OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND OH MY GOD! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: Did he barbed wire those light tubes onto each of his knees? :wtf:
Jake Mercer: Indeed he did. That’s the creativity that we need on Dynasty and in Elite Andrews Wrestling. :drakelike:
Stew-O: It seems like one of the light tubes didn’t smash Jack Ripley in the face, so it seems like Johnny Andrews is going to take a step back with his eyes back on the man, who he eliminated back in the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption! Johnny charges towards Jack with a running knee strike with the light tube on his knee as that sends Jack Ripley back! Now, it seems like David Davidson is trying to get himself back to his feet, but both Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews kick David in the stomach before twisting him closer to them but throwing him spine first against that wall of light tubes, but it seems like The Golden Guns are quite determined to knock over that wall! The Golden Guns hoists David Davidson off his feet as —
Flannery McCoy: THEY LIFT ONE OF THE MEN THAT HOLD THE RECORD FOR THE MOST REIGNS AS UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO POWERBOMB DAVID DAVIDSON AGAINST THAT WALL OF LIGHT TUBES?!?!
Jake Mercer: If David Davidson needs to choose a situation where he should regret coming back, it would be this one right now. It seems like he’s going to find himself back in the hospital bed as The Golden Guns powerbomb ‘The Sin City Scrapper’ onto the wall of light tubes and like that, that wall goes down! The light tubes go crashing down as you can finally see that barbed wire that was holding those light tubes up in the very first place! It seems like The Golden Guns have David Davidson right where they want him.
(David Davidson rolls himself to his knees as he tries to look at his partner for help.)
David Davidson: Uh, Jack, a little help here.
Jack Ripley: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/07/eb/d807ebd73c86502a0491e6f675a3f616.gif
David Davidson: (off-mic) Ok, cool, all alone…by myself, not really my forte, buddy. You did all that singles wrestling jazz for a while. That’s not really my style, so I’m gonna need you to wake up.
Jack Ripley: :dead: :dead: :dead:
David Davidson: (off-mic)You’re soooo paying for BDubs after. I can’t do everything here. 🙄
(David Davidson stands up to look eye-to-eye-to-eye with The Golden Guns, who are looking quite confident with themselves.)
David Davidson: (off-mic) Look, we can do this the hard way or we can do this the easy way, but —
Stew-O: It seems like The Golden Guns aren’t done here as they connect with a foot onto the rubs of David Davidson! Johnny Andrews throws a punch to the skull of the High Roller before pushing him back against one of the walls of light tubs, but David is able to avoid any other collision as Solomon Stane takes him down with a spear! The spear cuts David in half as he’s clutching his stomach in pain! Johnny Andrews adds on to all of that by connecting with a little breakdancing before connecting with a leg drop! Johnny with the cover!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: David Davidson kicks out and it seems like Johnny Andrews is going to get David in a seated position before ranking the neck of David! Meanwhile, you can see that Solomon Stane is getting Jack Ripley, who is trying to find his way back to his feet, and throws him out of the ring! SOLOMON GETS JACK UP TO POSITION BEFORE HOISTING UP THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION UP AND CONNECTING WITH A REVERSE POWERBOMB ONTO THE OTHER WALL OF LIGHT TUBES —
Jake Mercer: Jack Ripley is able to land on the apron and avoid colliding with that wall of light tubes! He gets his hands on some of the light tubes as Solomon goes after Jack, but Jack connects with an apron kick that sends the bigger man back! Jack is able to pull down two of the light tubes as Solomon goes right after him, BUT JACK SMASHES ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES TO THE SKULL OF SOLOMON, BUT WON’T YOU LOOK AT THAT? IT DOESN’T SEEM TO REALLY CAUSE ANY SORT OF REACTION TO SOLOMON, SO JACK SMASHES ANOTHER LIGHT TUBE TO THE SKULL OF SOLOMON! AND THEN, ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! THAT ONE MANAGES TO KNOCK THE BIGGER ELITIST BACK, BUT JACK JUMPS FROM THE APRON BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A REVERSE FRAKENSTEINER ON SOLOMON! ONE-HALF OF THE GOLDEN GUNS IS TAKEN DOWN! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE JACK IS GOING TO GET SOLOMON INTO POSITION AND I BELIEVE THAT JACK IS GOING FOR THE ‘RIPPLE EFFECT!’ THAT’S HIS VERTEBREAKER! BUT, LOOK AT THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: JOHNNY ANDREWS IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE HAS HIS DIRECTION SET ON JACK RIPLEY, WHO HAS SOLOMON STANE IN THE ‘RIPPLE EFFECT!’ JOHNNY JUMPS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD 450° PLANCHA AS HE SMASHES THE LIGHT TUBES TO THE SKULL OF JACK, CAUSING HIM TO FALL BACK AS JOHNNY LANDS PERFECTLY ON HIS FEET! BUT, LOOK FROM INSIDE THE RING! DAVID DAVIDSON, OVER THE WALL OF LIGHT TUBES — WHICH IS ONLY THE HEIGHT OF THE RING ROPES — MAYBE, A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT, BY THE WAY, AND CONNECTS WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO BOTH OF THE GOLDEN GUNS OUTSIDE THE RING! DAVID RACES TO CHECK ON JACK, WHO IS STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THE LIGHT TUBES ON THE SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: Both members of The High Rollerz look at both members of The Golden Guns finding themselves back to their feet as they connect with a double superkick that staggers The Golden Guns back! Now, Jack Ripley and David Davidson throw a punch to Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane! It seems like these two are resuming what they started off around the beginning parts of the match and that’s exchanging punches top each other, but Johnny Andrews battery rams Jack’s spine first against the edge of the apron and Solomon Stane gets David by his throat and slams him the back of his head against the wall of light tubes! David lands on the apron as Jack has a piece of barbed wire in his hands and jumps on the back of Solomon! It seems like Jack is looking to choke the holy hell out of Solomon, but Solomon counters with a backpack stunner, ‘Sound of Silence,’ which gets Jack off his back!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile, Johnny Andrews finds his way back to his feet as he gets Jack Ripley and throws him headfirst against the ring post which takes him down for the time being. Once again, it seems like The Golden Guns have totally isolated The High Rollerz and are looking to take advantage of the High Roller with the least experience in these singles’ situations. Johnny gets David Davidson and rolls him back inside the ring and The Golden Guns are taking down the light tubes and placing them inside the ring! Oh god, this doesn’t look too good! :lupe:
Stew-O: Johnny Andrews slides back into the ring and gets his sights back at David Davidson! Johnny gets his hand on David’s chin!
Johnny Andrews: (off-mic) You made the biggest mistake in returning, David.
Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews unloads on a series of punches on David Davidson, but he grabs David by his chin again.
Johnny Andrews: (off-mic) No one gives a shit about you old heads. You’re nothing more than nostalgia acts. Nothing more than fossils who are taking up The Golden Guns’ camera time.
Jake Mercer: JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH A KICK BETWEEN DAVID DAVIDSON’S LEGS AND SOLOMON STANE GETS THAT BROKEN PIECE OF THE LIGHT TUBE AND STABS IT TO THE FOREHEAD OF DAVID! YOU CAN SEE EVEN MORE BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIM!
Solomon Stane: (off-mic) Maybe, StarrStan will FINALLY give us what we deserve after putting a stop to this reunion tour. What do you have to say about that?
(David Davidson spits blood directly to the face of Solomon Stane as he’s not going to allow himself to be treated like shit right now.)
Solomon Stane: (off-mic) Wrong response.
Stew-O: SOLOMON STANE WITH A HEADBUTT TO DAVID DAVIDSON! THE GOLDEN GUNS NAIL DAVID DAVIDSON WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, BUT WON’T YOU LOOK AT THAT? JOHNNY ANDREWS IS STALKING DAVID DAVIDSON INTO A SEATED POSITION BEFORE CHARGING FORWARD AND NAILING DAVID WITH A BRUTAL KICK TO THE HEAD! SOLOMON NAILS DAVID WITH A KICK SOON AFTER! NOW, WE SEE SOLOMON GET DAVID INTO POSITION AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A FALLING NECKBREAKER AND LOOK AT JOHNNY FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE CROSSBODY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE THEY LOOKING TO PUT DAVID AWAY WITH THE HIGH ROLLERZ OWN MOVE?!?!? ‘JACKPOT’ ON DAVID DAVIDSON AS JOHNNY HAS HIM FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: JACK RIPLEY BREAKS UP THE PIN! HE JUST SAVE THE MATCH FOR THE HIGH ROLLERZ!
Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane gets Jack Ripley by the nape of his neck, but Jack begins to connect with some kicks to the shin of the bigger Elitist! Solomon is trying to keep his balance, but Jack is nailing those shin kicks! Johnny tries to attack Jack from behind, but Jack connects with a back kick to the ribs of Johnny! He gets Johnnyinto the vertebreaker as he connects with the ‘Ripple Effect,’ but no! It seems like Johnny is managing to get his feet to the ground and it seems like he’s planning to go for a vertebreaker of his own, but Jack ends up finding his way to the mat as Johnny turns himself around as Jack hits him with ‘You’ll Float Too!’ The superkick nails Johnny back, but Jack turns around!
Stew-O: THE SPINNING BACK FIST FROM SOLOMON STANE AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD! DAVID DAVIDSON IS ABLE TO RACE TO THE AID OF HIS PARTNER RIGHT AWAY BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ‘DISASTERPIECE’ — THE BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER AS HE GETS SOLOMON INTO POSITION!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH A FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS ON DAVID DAVIDSON! NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE JOHNNY ANDREWS IS NOT GESTURING TO SOLOMON STANE TO END THIS MATCH! SOLOMON GETS DAVID DAVIDSON UP FOR A SIT-OUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S SLAM! WE SEE THAT JOHNNY IS HEADING UP FOR THE TOP ROPE, BUT LOOK AT JACK RIPLEY!
Jake Mercer: He’s joining Johnny Andrews on the top rope as the two Elitists are unloading punches at each other! They are determined to knock the other one back, but you can see Jack stumbling back! Meanwhile, you can see that David Davidson is getting himself out of position from what was supposed to be ‘The Final Note’ for The Golden Guns! DAVID SHOVES SOLOMON ONTO THE WALL OF THE LIGHT TUBES AS IT COMPLETELY SHATTERS THE LIGHT TUBES IN FRONT OF HIM! JOHNNY SEES WHAT’S GOING ON WITH SOLOMON AS JACK USES THAT AS A DISTRACTION TO CONNECTING WITH A REVERSE FRAKENSTEINER ON JOHNNY AS THAT TAKES HIM DOWN! SOMEHOW, JOHNNY IS ABLE TO STUMBLE BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT DAVID DAVIDSON KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A ‘DISASTERPIECE’ ON JOHNNY ANDREWS! DAVID WITH THE COVER! ARE WE GOING TO END THINGS HERE?!?!?
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: SOLOMON STANE WITH THE LIGHT TUBES TO THE FACE AS THAT KNOCKS OUT DAVID DAVIDSON! JACK RIPLEY RACES OVER TO SOLOMON, BUT SOLOMON SMASHES ANOTHER SET OF LIGHT TUBES TO JACK’S SKULL! BOTH OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ ARE DOWN! The Golden Guns are the ones up on their feet and it seems like they are stalking The High Rollerz up to their feet as they deliver simultaneous superkicks to them! This knocks The High Rollerz back, but Johnny connects with a jumping knee strike into a spinebuster by Solomon Stane on Jack! They see that David is getting back to his feet and the two of them connect with a double spear on David, taking him down! The Golden Guns get The High Rollerz to the second rope and honestly, I have no idea what’s going on, but I think they may be going for the ‘Golden Bomb.’
Flannery McCoy: THEY GOT DAVID DAVIDSON IN POSITION FOR THE ‘GOLDEN BOMB,’ BUT DAVID IS ABLE TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF POSITION AS HE STANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT, LOOK AT JACK RIPLEY WHO CONNECTS WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN ON JOHNNY ANDREWS. MEANWHILE, DAVID DAVIDSON HOPES OVER THE APRON, BUT HE HAS SOLOMON STANE IN POSITION FOR AN X-PLEX! DAVID CONNECTS WITH THE ROLLING RELEASE SUPLEX ON SOLOMON WHO LANDS AWFULLY ON THE APRON! HE THEN GETS BACK TO THE RING AND LANDS A SLINGSHOT SPEAR ON JOHNNY ANDREWS!
Jake Mercer: THE GOLDEN GUNS ARE TAKEN DOWN AS JACK RIPLEY HEADS FOR THE TOP ROPE! DAVID DAVIDSON GETS JOHNNY ANDREWS IN A NECKBREAKER POSITION AS JACK FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE TO NAIL A CROSSBODY ON JOHNNY ANDREWS! THE ‘JACKPOT’ ON JOHNNY AS THE MOVE IS EXECUTED BEAUTIFULLY! JACK WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“I Get Money” blasts through the speakers again as Jack Ripley rolls off of Johnny Andrews. David Davidson joins Jack as the two best friends embrace and get their hands raised by the referees.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH…THE HIGH ROLLERZ!!!!!!
Stew-O: The High Rollerz win their first FPV match since King of Elite 2018. They did it in wonderful High Roller fashion and honestly, this match was *something*. * I wasn’t expecting for the match to go down the way it did, but honestly, both of these teams showed everyone why tag team wrestling is a must-see in EAW!
Flannery McCoy: These two teams went out and fought. We knew that things were brewing between these two teams, but I was REALLY impressed by The Golden Guns as it was their first match on a stage and against The High Rollerz? That’s amazing. I thought Johnny Andrews shined. I thought Solomon Stane exuded power and strength. I do think that these two have a wonderful combination. Their setback was on their experience as a team, but The High Rollerz has that over every other team in EAW.
(The camera pans to The Golden Guns being checked on by medical personnel. It’s safe to say that they aren’t happy, judging by the look on their faces, but The High Rollerz is quite satisfied that they shut them up for tonight, at least.)
Jake Mercer: I thought this was fun and I knew with The High Rollerz back, it would place a lot of these tag teams in a position, where they need to step up their game, but we could be looking at the next Unified Tag Team Champions, if they continue to impress they way they do.
(Reckless Wiring fades in to show the backstage area of the Chesapeake Energy Arena, specifically an office area. The camera focuses in on the General Manager of Friday Night Dynasty, StarrStan, who stands pridefully in front of his desk with a smile on his face. He has his hands clasped together while the crowd cheers loudly. It isn’t long before they begin to quiet down afterward and after a while, StarrStan begins to speak from there.)
StarrStan: Good afternoon EAW Universe! I hope each and everyone of you are enjoying the Free-Per-View here tonight, and I hope you are just as excited as I am after that bombshell of an opening match. The fun is far from over tonight and I assure you I won’t take up much of your time. This Season we have seen the return of many things in order to celebrate the 15th anniversary of Elite Answers Wrestling. From Elitists to festivities, we haven’t been short on announcements and the fact of the matter is we are far from over. From here on we are on the fast track to Pain For Pride and I’m sure our Elitists are just as excited as you are to get things rolling and see where they’ll find themselves on the Grandest Stage of Them All. So tonight, I’m here to present them with an opportunity to do just that as we reach the end of the Season…
(StarrStan pauses after he says that, leaving some suspense between his words as he speaks. He knows with the recent influx of new talent coming in droves to the Land of Elite there are people who are dying for an opportunity to set them apart from the rest. So if anything, he knows there’s at least one person out there that’s chomping at the bit to hear what he has to announce to the EAW Universe here tonight.)
StarrStan: As you know, along with the announcement of the Empress of Elite tournament returning a few months back, we also announced the return of the Iconic Cup tournament as well. It’s had its history here in EAW and tonight I’m here to give you the details as we get closer and closer to the start of said tournament. The tournament will take place over eight weeks starting on April 13th in just under a month, which is the date of the late Brody Sparks’ birthday, in a Fight Grid special. 16 Elitists will be battling it out in a tournament that will culminate at Pain For Pride 15 in Las Vegas, with each Elitist split into two blocks each. The tournament will be based off of a point system, with 3 points for submissions, 2 points for pinfalls, 1 point for forfeit or draw, and 0 points for a loss. The female Elitists that will be participating in the tournament will be revealed in the coming weeks and I’m sure they will be just as excited as I am! But along with that, comes another tournament that is being revealed…
(StarrStan smirks as he looks down at the ground, sure he talked about a tournament for the female Elitists of EAW, but what about everyone else? He then looks up after pausing once more before continuing to speak once again.)
StarrStan: I am here to announce tonight the creation of the New Era Classic tournament. One that will showcase the top rising stars that Elite Answers Wrestling has to offer across all three brands. Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage will bring their best newcomers who will then be split into four blocks, A, B, C, and D. Each block will be assigned to a weekly show, with Block A taking place on Dynasty, Block B taking place on Showdown, Block C taking place on Voltage, and Block D taking place on Fight Grid. The semi-finals will take place at Grand Rampage with the four respective Block winners battling it out in singles matches, if one matchup happens to be of the same gender then it allows for one to take place at Battle of Egypt as well. From there, the finals will also take place at Pain For Pride. 24 Elitists will battle it out in what is sure to be a spectacle of a tournament to say the least!
StarrStan: There is a lot in store for the future of Elite Answers Wrestling this Season and I hope you’ll join us along for the line. Lots of opportunities to go around as I’m sure everyone will be excited at the possibility of having their calendar booked for Pain For Pride weekend. As I said before, the participants will be revealed in the coming weeks but for now, please enjoy your rest of the show tonight!
(StarrStan begins to wave towards the camera as it begins to pan out from there. It’s the last shot seen before Reckless Wiring from there begins to fade out to show the next match graphic.)
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(Reckless Wiring fades back to ringside, and in the middle of the ring Stephie Love is seen with a microphone, ready to announce the match.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a PURE WRESTLING RULES MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits, and immediately the crowd bursts into cheers, excited to see Terry Chambers as he makes his way out to the stage. Expected knowing how personal this match has become, Terry Chambers has a very focused look on his face, not turning his attention away from the ring as he wastes no time making his way down the ramp. After all he and Alex have done to each other the past few weeks, Terry seems to want nothing more but to start this match as soon as possible.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first…. Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 257 pounds…. THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE, TEEERRRYYYYYYYY CCCHHAAAAAAMMMBBEERRSSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: It’s been surprising to see just how far Terry Chambers and Alex Myers have gone in recent weeks, but tonight this is where it all comes to an end! Whether it’s Terry Chambers or Alex Myers, somebody has to win, and it’ll happen in a PURE Rules match!
Jake Mercer: The most extreme stipulation on the entire Reckless Wiring card, PURE RULES!!!! :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: This isn’t the first time this match stipulation ended up on a Reckless Wiring show of all things. Last year this would be the surprise stipulation Mr. DEDEDE picked in his match against Jake Smith. That’d turn out to be a great match, but now it’s Terry and Alex’s time, and I’m sure they have a lot they plan to do to one another after these past few weeks.
(‘End of Heartache’ by Killswitch Engage hits, and the crowd continues to cheer as Alex Myers begins to make their way out to the stage. They have Joker inspired face paint and dyed green hair, and the crowd cheers as Alex stares directly at Terry Chambers with their “Unknown Joker” persona. Alex clearly knows just how big this match is and how personal things have become, and much like Terry Chambers, they waste no time making their way down the ramp and towards the ring, as they want to get the match started just as soon as Terry does.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 170 pounds…. THE UNKNOWN JOKER, ALLLLEEEXXXXX MYYYYEEERRSSSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: It looks like Alex Myers sees this match as just as much of a big deal as Terry does! Alex Myers calls this persona the Unknown Joker, and I don’t know what that’ll mean for this match or for Terry Chambers, but there’s one thing for sure. Alex promised that they would end Terry Chambers tonight, and while I’m not one to say whether or not they’ll be able to accomplish it, I’m sure he’s going to try.
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS IS WINNING THIS MATCH! Alex Myers’ got this! They have the Joker styled face paint tonight, and as we all know the greatest comic book character performance of all time was Jared Leto’s Joker in Suicide Squad! Alex is going to have just as good of a performance tonight and defeat Terry Chambers! After what happens to him, Terry is not gonna want to show his face around here again!
Flannery McCoy: :roman: Okay, Jake. Anyways, Alex Myers has finally made it to the ring, and you can see by the look on their faces that they want this match to start right now! This is a match that I’m sure they’ve been waiting for just as much as the fans in this arena have! They’re struggling to hold themselves back as the referee goes to call for the bell, but there it is! This match is on!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND RUSHES AT TERRY CHAMBERS BEFORE DELIVERING A DROPKICK, SENDING TERRY INTO THE CORNER! ALEX MYERS RUSHES BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, AND NOW THEY CHARGE AT TERRY BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING ELBOW SMASH! ALEX RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING BACK TOWARDS TERRY, AND NOW THERE’S A DROPKICK RIGHT TO TERRY’S HEAD!! Terry Chambers stumbles out of the corner, but it looks like Alex is looking to keep their control of the match as they rush up to their feet and bounce off of the ropes-
Jake Mercer: BUT TERRY CHAMBERS GRABS ALEX BY THE THROAT, BEFORE LIFTING THEM UP FOR A CHOKESLAM!!
Flannery McCoy: WHICH DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! ALEX IS ABLE TO LAND ON THEIR FEET BEFORE KICKING TERRY IN THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW ALEX PULLS TERRY IN FOR A FRONT FACELOCK! I don’t think this is a very good idea though, look at the size difference! TERRY IS ABLE TO RUN INTO THE CORNER WHILE IN THE FRONT FACELOCK-
Stew-O: BUT ALEX IS ABLE TO RUN UP THE TURNBUCKLES, LOOKING FOR A TORNADO DDT!!
Jake Mercer: AND THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER!! TERRY CHAMBERS TOSSES ALEX OFF OF HIM, AND NOW TERRY RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER AS ALEX GETS BACK UP- HUGE LARIAT BY TERRY CHAMBERS, NEARLY TAKING ALEX’S HEAD OFF!!! The Unknown Joker had an amazing start to this match but it looks like Terry Chambers has managed to get the upper hand!
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers has rolled out to the ring apron, and now Terry is approaching them, looking to keep this Rules match going! This match is not the type of thing most people were expecting to be announced as a Reckless Wiring match stipulation, especially for a match like this, but here we are! Terry Chambers now pulling Alex up to their feet-
Stew-O: AND ALEX JUMPS UP BEFORE DELIVERING A ROPE ASSISTED GAMENGIRI! Terry Chambers stumbles back after getting hit with the gamengiri, AND NOW ALEX RUSHES UP TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE, NO! TERRY RUSHED TO THE CORNER TO TRY AND STOP ALEX, FORCING ALEX TO JUMP OVER TERRY AND LAND ON HIS FEET BACK DOWN ON THE MAT! ALEX NOW RUNNING RIGHT BACK TOWARDS TERRY, AND ALEX HITS A HUGE FLYING FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF TERRY CHAMBERS’ NECK! This has been pretty violent for a rules match, but then again, I don’t think that’s much of a surprise after the past few weeks!
Jake Mercer: SLEEPER HOLD!!! ALEX MYERS JUMPS ON TERRY CHAMBERS’ BACK AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD, AND THESE TWO ARE SO CLOSE TO THE CORNER THAT IF TERRY CHAMBERS GETS ANY CLOSER TO THE ROPES HE’LL END UP GIVING UP ONE OF HIS THREE ROPE BREAKS!! I think both competitors in this match are aware of that, as Terry Chambers actually stumbles back away from the corner instead of trying to touch the ropes! Terry’s trying not to lose a rope break so early on, I guess he believes he’s capable of escaping the submission without it!
Flannery McCoy: It looks like there might be some truth in that belief, AS TERRY CHAMBERS IS REACHING BACK AND GRABBING ONTO ALEX MYERS!! TERRY IS HOLDING ONTO ALEX WHILE ALEX HAS THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN, AND ALEX IS TRYING TO MAKE TERRY FADE HERE, MEANWHILE TERRY LOOKS TO BE TRYING TO PULL ALEX OFF OF HIM! The size difference is clear between these two, but it can’t be easy pulling someone off of you when they’re locking you in a sleeper hold!
Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS JUMPS BACK, LANDING ON TOP OF ALEX WITH A SENTON, FINALLY FORCING ALEX TO LET GO OF TERRY!! Terry Chambers finally made it out of that sleeper hold, and Terry doesn’t look too amused with Alex! Terry now getting on top of Alex, AND TERRY DELIVERS A FOREARM!! TERRY IS LAYING INTO ALEX WITH FOREARM SHOTS KNOWING THAT HE CAN’T USED CLOSED FISTS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THESE FOREARM SHOTS ARE DOING ALL THE DAMAGE TERRY NEEDS RIGHT NOW, AND THERE’S NOT MUCH ALEX CAN DO TO DEFEND THEMSELF AS TERRY IS A FAR LARGER ELITIST THAN THEM!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Terry Chambers must be the Batman to Alex’s Unknown Joker, because Terry is beating the life out of Alex and it looks like there’s nothing Alex can really do about it! This is NOTHING like the Joker I saw in Suicide Squad a few years ago, Alex needs to get their head in the game and step it up a notch!
Flannery McCoy: And you really need to shut up. I really don’t think it’s smart to just reduce this persona of Alex’s to a comic book character and nothing more, but either way, Terry Chambers is in full control and if this continues-
Stew-O: ALEX JUST SLAPPED TERRY IN THE FACE! TERRY WAS SHOCKED BY THAT SLAP FROM ALEX, AND NOW ALEX HITS TERRY WITH AN ELBOW THAT CAUSES TERRY TO STUMBLE ENOUGH FOR ALEX TO FINALLY PUSH HIM OFF OF THEM! ALEX GRABS ONTO THE ROPES TO PULL THEMSELVES UP AS TERRY QUICKLY RUSHES TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES AT THEM- BUT ALEX JUMPS UP AND KICKS TERRY IN THE FACE, FORCING TERRY TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS ONCE AGAIN! That was really smart by Alex, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ALEX ISN’T FINISHED JUST YET! ALEX MYERS RUNS AT TERRY!
Jake Mercer: TERRY TRIED TO CLOTHESLINE ALEX, BUT ALEX DUCKED UNDER THE SWING BEFORE RUNNING OFF OF THE ROPES!!! TERRY GRABS ALEX OFF OF THE REBOUND, BUT ALEX MYERS IS ABLE TO TAKE TERRY CHAMBERS DOWN WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL DDT-
Flannery McCoy: NO THEY AREN’T!!! TERRY CHAMBERS HOLDS ONTO ALEX, AND NOW TERRY RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER BEFORE SLAMMING ALEX MYERS’ BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! That couldn’t have felt good, and now Terry sends Alex into the opposite corner, BEFORE CHARGING IN AND DELIVERING A CLOTHESLINE!! This match has been very back and forth so far, but I think Terry is looking to put an end to that, AS HE LIFTS ALEX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS STARTS DESPERATELY ELBOWING THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD, AND I THINK ALEX KNOWS JUST HOW DANGEROUS OF A POSITION THEY’RE IN!! TERRY COULD HAVE BEEN SETTING UP FOR A T-5 RIGHT THERE, BUT ALEX IS ABLE TO PUT A STOP TO THAT WITH THESE HARD HITTING ELBOWS, CAUSING TERRY TO SLOWLY STUMBLE AS HE FINALLY RELEASES ALEX, ALLOWING THEM TO DROP DOWN TO THEIR FEET BEFORE KICKING TERRY IN THE MIDSECTION, AND PULLING THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT INTO A JUMPING KNEE TO THE HEAD!! Alex with a brutal combination, backing Terry against the ropes! ALEX MYERS NOW RUNNING IN!
Jake Mercer: :krabs: TERRY CHAMBERS LIFTS ALEX OVER HIS HEAD AND OUT OF THE RING, SENDING ALEX MYERS BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! ALEX MYERS TOOK A RISK AND IT DIDN’T PAY OFF WHATSOEVER!!! Alex Myers is laid out on the outside of the ring, and now this must be Terry Chambers’ match to win! I knew it’d happen, I always had faith in Terry. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: You literally said Alex was going to win this match earlier.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Alex should’ve just second guessed bringing out that Joker persona tonight, it was never going to work.
Flannery McCoy: 🙄 Well in other news Terry Chambers has made his way out of the ring, and Alex Myers is struggling to even get back up! Terry now grabbing Alex in a front facelock, AND NOW TERRY LIFTS ALEX UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION, BEFORE DROPPING ALEX BACK ONTO THE BARRICADE WITH A SUPLEX!!!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!
Flannery McCoy: There’s a twenty count in PURE Rules matches, and that means Terry Chambers has all the time in the world to inflict as much pain as he wants!
Referee: THREE!..
Stew-O: Alex Myers slowly falls off of the barricade, and now they’re at Terry Chambers’ mercy! I don’t think it can be denied just how personal things have become between these two, and it also can’t be denied that Alex Myers played a part in that. We can’t forget that vicious brawl between these two weeks ago, and right now I think Alex is about to answer for that. Terry Chambers now slowly pulling Alex up with a look in his eye that just spells trouble, AND NOW TERRY AIMS FOR THE STEEL STEPS AS HE RUNS IN AND SENDS ALEX INTO THEM!
Jake Mercer: NO! ALEX TURNED AROUND AND PUSHED TERRY CHAMBERS INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!
Referee: FOUR!… FIVE!…
Jake Mercer: Terry Chambers tried to send Alex Myers into the steel steps, and instead Alex was able to turn and send Terry crashing into them! Alex Myers takes a second to recover knowing that they have a lot more time than they would in a normal match, and this is exactly what I said was going to happen! I said that Terry Chambers’ was going to grow arrogant thanks to his experience and size advantage, and Alex would surprise him before winning the match!
Referee: SIX!…
Flannery McCoy: I know I’m not the only one that heard you say you knew Terry Chambers was winning, so whatever. Alex Myers is going back after Terry, and I honestly don’t really know what they could have in mind. I hardly know what’s going through Alex’s mind usually but tonight we’re seeing a far different side of them! Terry Chambers is crawling onto the larger bottom half of the steel steps to try and recover, and now Alex pulls themself onto the ring apron, and I don’t really like the look of this!
Referee: SEVEN!.. EIGHT!…
Stew-O: DOCTOR SLEEP!!!!!! ALEX MYERS WITH THE DIVING DOUBLE KNEES OFF OF THE RING APRON, DROPPING DOWN ON THE BACK OF TERRY CHAMBERS’ HEAD AS HIS FACE IS SLAMMED INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THIS IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I EXPECTED TO SEE IN A PURE RULES MATCH, BUT THESE TWO ARE DISMANTLING ONE ANOTHER!!
Referee: TEN!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!?!? A DOUBLE COUNT OUT!?!?!? NO WAY!!!
Flannery McCoy: No… Did you already forget that this is a PURE Rules match? The count goes up to twenty.
Jake Mercer: 🙄 I knew that already, obviously. I was just testing you.
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
Referee: ELEVEN!…
Jake Mercer: Anyways, before you rudely interrupted, I was going to say that Alex hurt themself dropping down onto Terry like that, landing onto the steel steps as well! In the end Terry was the one that took most of that though, and now Alex is able to use the barricade to pull themself back up to their feet, before grabbing Terry and slowly rolling him back into the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Alex struggled to roll Terry back into the ring thanks to the size difference, but Terry is back in now and Alex quickly follows behind before going for what could be the first and last cover of this match!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHH-
Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST BARELY LIFTS THE SHOULDER OFF OF THE MAT!!!! These two were really pushing the limits of those PURE rules on the outside of the ring, and in the end it didn’t even matter as Alex’s struggle to get Terry back into the ring gave Terry just enough time to recover and get the shoulder up, keeping Terry in this match!
Jake Mercer: Now it’s Alex getting on top of Terry, AND ALEX BEGINS TO DELIVER ELBOW SHOTS AND FOREARMS, LOOKING TO GET TERRY BACK FOR HIS ACTIONS EARLIER IN THIS MATCH AS HE UTILIZED A SIMILAR “STRATEGY”, IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL THIS! Now it’s Terry Chambers that’s in a lot of trouble as Alex Myers continues to use these elbows and forearms to substitute for what I’m sure would be tons of closed fist punches in this situation, and just look at how things have turned around!
Flannery McCoy: TERRY CHAMBERS PUSHES ALEX MYERS OFF OF HIM, BUT JUST AS TERRY TRIES TO GET TO A KNEE ALEX IS ABLE TO RUN IN AND DELIVER A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD!! We knew Alex Myers was going to he entering this match showing a far more dangerous side of themself, but right now it has to be said that it’s also incredibly smart that they’re keeping Terry Chambers down, as we all know just how dangerous Terry would he if he was allowed to make it back to his feet!
Stew-O: Yes we do, BUT INSTEAD TERRY HAS TO TAKE A BOOT TO THE FACE FROM ALEX MYERS, DROPPING TERRY RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Alex Myers is in firm control of this one despite the size difference, and that just goes to show what Alex is capable of inside of the ring, especially at a time like this! Alex Myers now grabbing Terry Chambers and pulling him back to his feet, AND ALEX SENDS TERRY SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST-
Jake Mercer: TERRY STOPPED HIMSELF BY PUTTING HIS FOOT ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! ALEX RUNS IN TO KEEP THE OFFENSE GOING, BUT TERRY IS ABLE TO HIT ALEX IN THE FACE WITH A BACK ELBOW! TERRY NOW GRABS ALEX BY THE NECK, AND HE SLAMS ALEX’S FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Alex Myers stumbles out of the corner, RIGHT INTO TERRY CHAMBERS’ GRASP AS TERRY LIFTS ALEX UP AND DROPS THEM FACE FIRST ONTO THE SAME TURNBUCKLE WITH SNAKE EYES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers is once again falling out of the corner, ONLY THIS TIME TERRY LIFTS ALEX UP INTO A GORILLA PRESS!!! TERRY CHAMBERS’ STRENGTH IS ON DISPLAY AS HE IS LIFTING ALEX IN THE AIR WITH A GORILLA PRESS, AND NOW TERRY TOSSES ALEX MYERS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CAUSING ALEX’S STOMACH TO COLLIDE WITH THE TURNBUCKLE!!
Stew-O: Alex Myers is stuck on the top rope after he was dropped from the gorilla press onto it, and now Terry Chambers is starting to make his way up the turnbuckles! Terry Chambers is lifting Alex up onto his shoulders, and it looks like Terry is setting up for something big!
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS IS ELBOWING TERRY ONCE AGAIN, TRYING TO ESCAPE TERRY’S GRASP JUST LIKE THEY WERE ABLE TO JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO! ALEX IS TRYING TO SAVE THEIR CHANCES, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ALEX IS SLOWLY FINDING THEIR WAY DOWN HIS BACK, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SUNSET FLIP-
Flannery McCoy: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST GRABBED ALEX MYERS’ HEAD!!! TERRY CHAMBERS JUMPS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE WHILE HOLDING ALEX, DELIVERING AN AVALANCHE AIR RAID CRASH!!! TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A HUGE AIR RAID CRASH OFF OF THE TOP ROPE ON ALEX MYERS, AND NOW TERRY GOES FOR THE COVER, KNOWING THAT ALEX MIGHT JUST BE OUT OF THIS MATCH FOR GOOD AFTER THAT!
OOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS GETS THEIR FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! ALEX JUST HAD TO USE ONE OF THEIR ROPE BREAKS TO SAVE THEMSELF AFTER THAT AIR RAID CRASH!!!
Jake Mercer: Alex Myers loses one of their rope breaks, but more importantly, THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!! Terry Chambers is pissed, and I can’t say I blame him, but I bet thousands on Alex winning this match so I’m so glad to see them kick out! You can take Alex down but you’ll never keep them down!!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure that’s sounding more and more like a challenge as time goes on. Terry looks pissed knowing that this match managed to continue, as he didn’t have enough left in him to pull Alex away from the ropes! Terry is making his way back up to his feet, and now I think Terry is about to try and put this one away for good! He’s been trying to take Alex down all match, but Jake I think Terry’s about to prove you wrong. I think he’s about to keep Alex down, for the three count at least!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers backed into the far corner of the ring, and he’s yelling at Alex and telling them to get back up! Alex barely even knows where they are, and after all this time they only just managed to make it back to their knees! Alex is slowly making it back up to their feet, and for once in this match I don’t think that’s a very good thing, not for their sake at least!
Jake Mercer: TERRY CHAMBERS GOES RUNNING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND THIS IS IT!!! JUST LIKE I SAID!!! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX MYERS DUCKED DOWN AND PULLED DOWN THE MIDDLE ROPE, CAUSING TERRY CHAMBERS TO FALL THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!!! ALEX MYERS JUST NARROWLY AVOIDED WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ENDING OF THE MATCH, AND NOW ALEX QUICKLY PULLS THEMSELF UP AS THEY NOTICED TERRY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, BEFORE DROPKICKING TERRY AWAY FROM THE RING APRON!!!
Stew-O: Alex Myers once again uses the ropes to pull themself up to their feet, and you can see just how much pain they’re in after that air raid crash, BUT WITHOUT ANY HESITATION THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGIN TO RUN THE ROPES, BEFORE FLYING THROUGH THEM AS THEY FLY AT TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! THERE’S NOT MANY THINGS THAT COULD TAKE TERRY CHAMBERS DOWN, BUT BEING KNOCKED INTO THE BARRICADE AFTER 170 POUNDS WAS SENT FLYING AT HIM LIKE THAT WAS ENOUGH TO DO THE TRICK AS BOTH ELITISTS ARE LAID OUT AT RINGSIDE!!!!
Jake Mercer: Alex Myers threw caution to the wind, and I know we should have expected that from the start, but this has been one hell of a match by Terry and Alex! Terry and Alex have fought through a lot already, with these two flying off the top rope just moments ago, and somehow it looks like we’re still not done yet!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but I don’t know how long we’ll be able to say that, as Alex Myers has made it back up to their feet! Alex pulls Terry Chambers back onto the apron before slowly pushing him back into the ring, AND NOW ALEX QUICKLY FOLLOWS BEHIND BEFORE LOCKING TERRY CHAMBERS IN THE DAWN OF TORMENT!!!! THE DAWN OF TORMENT IS LOCKED IN AND TERRY CHAMBERS IS IN TROUBLE!!!! TERRY MIGHT BE FORCED TO TAP OUT, ONLY MOMENTS AGO HE WAS SENT CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE AND THAT’S ONLY ONE OF THE MANY THINGS HE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH IN THIS MATCH!! IS TERRY GOING TO TAP!?!?
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS HAS THIS SUBMISSION HOLD IN TIGHT, AND DESPITE TERRY’S SIZE I DON’T KNOW IF HE’LL ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS ONE!!! ALEX MYERS HAS HAD ONE AMAZING PERFORMANCE TONIGHT AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR WORK MIGHT JUST PAY OFF AS TERRY CHAMBERS IS STRUGGLING TO HANG ONTO THIS MATCH AND RESIST TAPPING OUT!! TERRY REACHES HIS ARM OUT- BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!! TERRY IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES, HE’S TRYING TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S CLOSE ENOUGH!!! TERRY MIGHT BE JUST A BIT TOO FAR!!
Jake Mercer: If Terry grabs those ropes it’ll use one of his rope breaks, but he’d still have two more! TERRY SO CLOSE, BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH!!! TERRY CHAMBERS MIGHT HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT, JUST LIKE I KNEW HE WOULD!!! TERRY HAS HIS HAND UP, AND I DON’T KNOW, I THINK HE MIGHT BE CONTEMPLATING ACTUALLY TAPPING OUT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGES TO GET JUST TWO FINGERS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, JUST BARELY ABLE TO USE ONE OF HIS ROPE BREAKS TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE DAWN OF TORMENT!!! Both men are down to two rope breaks, and while I’d say it’s a good thing they still have two to use this far into the match, there’s just no telling how long this match is going to last!
Stew-O: Alex Myers makes it back to their feet, AND THEY START STOMPING AWAY AT TERRY, REPEATEDLY KICKING AT HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER!! Alex Myers can’t be happy that this match is still on, and after all the promises they’ve made I can see exactly why they’re showing such a brutal side of themselves tonight! Terry Chambers backs into the corner as Alex keeps kicking him, AND NOW ALEX MYERS RUNS THE ROPES!!!
Jake Mercer: RIGHT INTO A MOMENT OF SILENCE!!! TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGED TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND DROP ALEX MYERS WITH THE MOMENT OF SILENCE, AND NOW LOOK WHAT TERRY CHAMBERS IS SETTING UP FOR!!! THIS MATCH IS ABOUT TO BE OVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: TORTURE CHAMBER!!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS HAS THE TORTURE CHAMBER LOCKED IN ON ALEX MYERS, AND NOW ALEX IS PAYING THE PRICE AFTER ALL THE SUBMISSIONS THEY’VE UTILIZED ON TERRY THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, TRYING TO TAKE TERRY OUT OF THE EQUATION! NOW IT’S ALEX THAT MIGHT HAVE TO TAP!!!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers has dropped down to one knee, putting more pressure on Alex’s back’ Alex is trying to get their free leg to the ropes, knowing that this’ll use one of their remaining rope breaks, but I genuinely don’t think there’s any other way for Alex to make it out of this submission knowing how much of a disadvantage they’re at thanks to their size! Alex is desperately trying to reach those ropes, but at this point I think they might end up having to tap!! Alex Myers lifts up their hand, and I think they’re ready to call it quits!
Jake Mercer: ALEX GETS THEIR FOOT ON THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! ALEX MYERS MANAGES TO USE THEIR SECOND ROPE BREAK-
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW TERRY CHAMBERS DROPS ALEX, BEFORE QUICKLY DEADLIFTING THEM UP OFF OF THE MAT AND DELIVERING A POWERBOMB!!!! ALEX MYERS WAS ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT, BUT THEY MANAGED TO FIND THE ROPES AND I THINK THAT’S DONE THEM MORE HARM THAN GOOD!!! Now Terry Chambers is still in control, and Alex Myers has only one rope break left!!
Stew-O: I don’t know whether or not it was on purpose, but those ropes were basically weaponized as that rope break didn’t actually save Alex at all! Terry Chambers now lifting Alex up once more, and we all know how these two are by now, they want to inflict as much damage as possible after what they’ve put each other through, AND I THINK TERRY IS ABOUT TO FINALLY PUT THIS ONE AWAY, LIFTING ALEX MYERS UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX GRABS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND PULLS THEMSELF OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE RING APRON!!! TERRY CHAMBERS HAD TO HAVE BEEN SETTING UP FOR A T-5, BUT ALEX WAS ABLE TO AVOID IT, AND INSTEAD SEND A SHOULDER TO TERRY’S MIDSECTION AS TERRY STUMBLES BACK! ALEX MYERS NOW HEADED UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW THEY DIVE OFF FOR A-
Flannery McCoy: ALEX WENT FOR A DIVING CLOTHESLINE BUT TERRY JUST DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE GRABBING ALEX AND LOCKING IN A FULL NELSON SUBMISSION!!!! TERRY HAS THE FULL NELSON LOCKED IN, AND I THINK TERRY CHAMBERS IS TRYING TO FORCE ALEX TO USE THEIR FINAL ROPE BREAK, JUST LIKE ALEX TRIED TO MAKE TERRY WASTE HIS OWN EARLIER IN THE MATCH!!! TERRY CLEARLY SEEMS TO BELIEVE HE HAS THIS MATCH WON, AND IF HE’S ABLE TO GET RID OF THAT LAST ROPE BREAK YOU’D HAVE TO THINK THAT THIS MATCH MIGHT ACTUALLY BE COMING TO AN END!
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS DESPERATELY BEGINS TO STOMP ON TERRY’S FOOT, CAUSING TERRY TO LOSE HIS GRIP ON THE SUBMISSION!!! ALEX KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS LOSING THAT FINAL ROPE BREAK WOULD BE, AND NOW THEY MANAGE TO FREE AN ARM BEFORE ELBOWING TERRY IN THE MIDSECTION!! Alex stumbles into the corner as Terry stumbles backwards- AND NOW TERRY CHAMBERS QUICKLY CHARGES AT ALEX-
Jake Mercer: BEFORE BEING SENT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST AS ALEX WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! ALEX MYERS NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS TERRY CHAMBERS PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE TURNBUCKLES!!!
Flannery McCoy: SUDDEN TRAUMA!!!! THE OVERSHOT SLINGBLADE CONNECTS AND DROPS TERRY CHAMBERS ONTO HIS HEAD, AND NOW ALEX MYERS HAS JUST ENOUGH TO PUT THEIR ARM OVER TERRY, LOOKING TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT, WAIT A SECOND!!!! THE REFEREE JUST CAUGHT TERRY’S FOOT, JUST BARELY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! ALEX HAD NO IDEA, TERRY’S FOOT WAS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND THAT USES HIS SECOND ROPE BREAK BUT SAVES HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH!!!
Jake Mercer: That wasn’t intentional, Terry didn’t move at all after being dropped on his head like that, but he’s nearly 7 feet tall! Terry’s height is what just saved him, AND NOW ALEX MYERS KICKS TERRY IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, REPEATEDLY KICKING HIM AND FORCING HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers now pulling Terry up, AND ALEX GOES FOR A FOREARM- MOMENT OF SILENCE!!!! TERRY JUST DELIVERED A SECOND HEADBUTT, ONLY THIS TIME BOTH ELITISTS DROP DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! THAT WASN’T TERRY CHAMBERS TRYING TO END THE MATCH, THAT WAS A DESPERATE MOVE BY TERRY TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM WHATEVER ALEX MYERS HAD TO OFFER!!
Jake Mercer: See! I knew Terry Chambers could do it!!! Terry Chambers knew that Alex Myers had the upper hand, but because Terry is so smart he was able to save his chances with that headbutt!! Still, you’ve got to imagine that these two have changed their gameplan. Before they were really trying to hurt each other, and if possible force each other to use their rope breaks so they’d have nowhere to run when in trouble! At this point, after how far they’ve gone and after all that they’ve been through, I think they just want to win.
Stew-O: Both Elitists crawl to the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, using them to slowly try and pull themselves back up to their feet! I think you’re right, Jake. You can see just by the desperation these two are starting to show that the pain they’ve been through is starting to catch up to them, and at this point you’ve got to imagine that these two don’t have much left in the tank! Terry Chambers makes it back up before Alex as Alex was only just hit with that Moment of Silence, AND NOW TERRY CHAMBERS RUNS IN, LOOKING FOR A RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS JUMPS OVER IT AND LANDS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO TERRY CHAMBERS’ HEAD!!! BRUTAL DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BY ALEX MYERS, AND THAT TAKES TERRY CHAMBERS DOWN!!! ALEX MYERS DRAGS TERRY CHAMBERS AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND I THINK ALEX DOESN’T WANT TO RISK THINGS ANY FURTHER!! BOTH COMPETITORS STILL HAVE ONE ROPE BREAK EACH, BUT ALEX DOESN’T WANT THIS MATCH TO LAST ANY LONGER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex is quickly heading up to the top rope, meanwhile Terry Chambers is basically unresponsive!!! Terry just had 170 pounds dropped on his head, he isn’t moving and now Alex Myers is looking to capitalize, possibly picking up one of the biggest victories of their career!
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS DIVES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!! SINNER’S LULLABY!!!!
Jake Mercer: IT CONNECTS!!!!! IT ACTUALLY CONNECTS, TERRY CHAMBERS DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH IN HIM TO MOVE AWAY!!!!! ALEX MYERS LANDS THE COFFIN DROP AND NOW ALEX STAYS ON TOP OF TERRY FOR THE PIN, KNOWING THAT THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: TERRY CHAMBERS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS SOMEHOW KEEPS HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH EVEN AFTER BEING HIT WITH THE SINNER’S LULLABY!!!! HOW DID TERRY DO IT!?!? HOW DID TERRY CHAMBERS JUST KEEP HIMSELF IN THIS ONE AFTER ALL THAT HE’S BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT!?
Jake Mercer: I can’t believe Terry Chambers is still in this one! Terry Chambers should have nothing left, the bell should be ringing right now, and no, somehow this match is still on! :lupe: Alex Myers is pissed though, and for someone that calls themself the Unknown Joker, there’s definitely not a smile on their face!
Stew-O: Alex Myers begins to deliver a bunch of nasty elbows to Terry, knowing that at this point, Terry’s got to be running on empty! There’s really not anything left that Terry Chambers could possibly have to offer! Alex Myers makes it back up to their feet, AND THEY STOMP ON TERRY CHAMBERS FACE, AND I THINK THAT STOMP MIGHT HAVE BUSTED TERRY’S NOSE! Terry already wasn’t in great shape after being sent face first into those steps, but after that stomp it looks like blood is beginning to pour out from his nose! ALEX MYERS CONTINUES TO STOMP ON TERRY, AND AT THIS POINT I THINK IT’S ALL ALEX CAN DO!
Jake Mercer: Alex Myers is running out of options here, that Sinner’s Lullaby might just be their go-to finishing move in major matches like this, and yet it wasn’t able to get the job done tonight! Alex Myers is heading back up to the top rope, and you can just see the anger in their eyes! They said that they were going to end Terry Chambers, and I think they’re really committed to doing exactly that, even if it means attempting that go-to maneuver once more!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX MYERS DIVES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR A SECOND SINNER’S LULLABY!!!!
Stew-O: BUT TERRY CHAMBERS GETS THE KNEES UP!!!! TERRY HAD A FEELING THAT ALEX WAS GOING TO RESORT TO USING THE SINNER’S LULLABY AGAIN! TERRY CHAMBERS GETS HIS KNEES UP AND ALEX MYERS CRASHES RIGHT ON TOP OF THEM!!!!!
Jake Mercer: TERRY CHAMBERS IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, POWERING THROUGH THE PAIN AS HE KNOWS ALEX MYERS JUST SCREWED UP!! TERRY GRABS ALEX MYERS AND DEADLIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND NOW TERRY HOLDS ALEX IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY BEFORE SLOWLY CLIMBING UP TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS HAS ALEX UP TOP, WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!?
Flannery McCoy: T-5!!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS DELIVERS A T-5 OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! THE AVALANCHE T-5 CONNECTS, AND TERRY CHAMBERS PULLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF ALEX FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. TERRRRYYYYYYYYYY CCHHAAAAAAMMMMBBEERRSSSSSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: Terry Chambers wins this PURE Rules match, but by no means was it easy! Terry Chambers was pushed to his limit tonight, and if Alex Myers hadn’t attempted the Sinner’s Lullaby again there’s a chance this match could have been won by them! In the end Alex’s anger got the better of them, and they took a huge risk going for that finishing move for a second time! In the end it didn’t pay off, and Terry Chambers was just barely able to pick up the victory!
Jake Mercer: I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW TERRY CHAMBERS WAS GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!!! I said it was going to happen and none of you listened to me! Alex Myers took way too much of a risk, but that’s their own fault for coming into this match with that Joker persona!
Flannery McCoy: Alex didn’t have many options in the first place, there was no way they’d be able to lift Terry up for the Final Symphony. In the end Terry Chambers was the better man, and that T-5 off of the middle rope took Alex out of this one.
Stew-O: Congratulations Terry Chambers, what a match, and what a win!
(As ‘Natural’ plays and the crowd cheers loudly, Terry Chambers remains down on the mat for a moment, having to recover after the match he had just gone through. Terry slowly makes it back up to his feet as the referee raises his hand, and it’s clear how much of a fight Terry had gone through as he is forced to wipe the blood away from his nose. The crowd continues to cheer as Terry Chambers celebrates his victory, and from there Reckless Wiring begins to fade away from ringside.)
(After a short commercial break, Reckless Wiring comes back to show the next match graphic flashing across the screen to the cheers of the crowd in excitement.)
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(The camera shows off the ring, which ropes are wrapped with vertical barbed wire before panning ringside to Stephie Love with an EAW branded mic in hand.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SPIDERNET BARBED WIRE DEATHMATCH, AND IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton plays out Danny Tanner with Candice Blair in tow to a thunderous response, the crowd firmly behind him, and wanting to see Tanner walk out with some championship gold on this night.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Hailing out of Sarasota, Florida, weighing in at 205 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Candice Blair…DANNY “THREE SECOND” TANNER!!
Stew-O: Obvious joke aside, three seconds is all it’ll take for Danny Tanner to walk out with some championship gold here in EAW.
Flannery McCoy: Same goes for Kelton when it comes to retaining his title, and while I’m sure this match’ll be hard fought, the question is: how long will these two be able to last in a match like this?
Jake Mercer: With the punishment I’m sure they’re both willing to inflict, I don’t know. But we’ve seen that Tanner can have a mean streak to him in matches like the one at Bloodsport last year. Competing for the 24/7 Contract.
(Tanner rolls into the ring, and awaits the arrival of the champion in Jon Kelton, who doesn’t take long to show up as ‘No Surburban Pt. 2’ by Sheff G plays him out, accompanied to the ring by Londyn Zelaya, and the New Breed Championship, which shines bright around his waist.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! Residing out of Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 212 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Londyn Zelaya…HE IS THE CURRENT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…THE CHOSEN ONE…JON KELTON!!
Stew-O: Jon has been champ for a while now, and looks to add another successful defense to his reign.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, Kelton’s really been impressing, and if he were to lose the title tonight, I see him carrying this momentum strong into the rest of 2022.
Stew-O: That’s a very big “if,” cause I don’t imagine he’s ready to part ways with that title just yet, and when a champion is in a mindset like that, you gotta be careful for what they bring to the table in matches like this.
Jake Mercer: You got that right, but unfortunately for Jon, the betting odds are favoring his opponent in Tanner… so I’m not very sure about his chances. :francis:
(‘No Surburban Pt. 2’ by Sheff G fades out, and Kelton hands his title off to the referee, who raises it in the air before handing the belt off, and signaling for the bell to ring.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Welp, the bell has rung, and we are soon to witness these two go at it in a spidernet barbed wire deathmatch. Sure to be a crazy one as both Kelton and Tanner simply circle each other, maybe getting a feel for the environment before locking up with each other in the center of the ring! Kelton tries to back Tanner up against the ropes while in that collar and elbow, which as we know, can go on to dig into Danny’s flesh!
Flannery McCoy: Luckily, Tanner plants himself before flesh can meet barbed wire, and starts to shift the momentum, attempting to back Kelton up against the ropes now! But just like Danny, Jon stops himself, and switches spots with Tanner, but instead of trying to back him up against the ropes, tries pushing his face into it! Candice looks absolutely mortified on the outside, BUT TANNER SAVES HIMSELF WITH A WELL-PLACED SHOT TO THE BODY OF KELTON, WHO REELS BACK!
Stew-O: Danny approaches Jon to further inflict more punishment, but walks into a right hand from Kelton! The duo start to exchange blows now, both with hard forearm strikes to the head! TANNER WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF KELTON, WHO FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! TANNER! KELTON! TANNER! KELTON! TA- KELTON CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, DOUBLING TANNER OVER FOR A STANDING SIDE HEADLOCK!
Flannery McCoy: Danny looks to escape this predicament by sending Kelton into the ropes, but Jon skids down to a knee for a kneeling side headlock, halting any momentum Danny had a chance of building there. Tanner powers back to his feet, however, and goes to lift Kelton up for a back suplex, but Jon fights it off, holding his weight down on Tanner. …BUT DANNY SCORES THE BACK SUPLEX ANYWAYS!
Stew-O: He had to spend a lot of energy for that one as he begins rising off the mat same time as Kelton, BUT JON GRABS AHOLD OF HIS HEAD WHILE THE TWO WERE BENT OVER, AND ATTEMPTED TO WHIP TANNER INTO THE ROPES! BUT DANNY STOPS HIMSELF LAST MINUTE, COMING INCHES WITHIN THAT BARBED WIRE! BUT JON KELTON CHARGES AT DANNY WITH HIS BACK TURNED, ONLY FOR TANNER TO SIDESTEP OUTTA THE WAY!
Jake Mercer: Similar to Danny, Kelton can color himself lucky, because he also came inches away from colliding with the barbed wire on those ropes, maybe chest, or gut first before bringing himself to a screeching halt, which gives Londyn some relief on the outside.
Flannery McCoy: Maybe not for long as Tanner turns Kelton around, lifting him up for some sort of body slam like maneuver it seems, perhaps wanting to drop Kelton across the top rope as he inches closer. BUT JON SLIPS OUT THE BACK! Irish whip on Tanner into the ro- NO! Danny reverses it, grabbing the back of Jon’s head, and slamming him face first off the top turnbuck- AGAIN, NO! Kelton gets his foot up on the middle turnbuckle, and stops that from happening!
Stew-O: Tanner gets the back of his head grabbed by Kelton now, AND GETS SLAMMED FACE FIRST OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Danny staggers back, and Kelton runs at him with a full head of steam! However, TANNER GETS HIM UP IN A FIREMANS CARRY! MEIDO ZANGETSUHA- …COMES CLOSE TO CONNECTING, BUT KELTON ELBOWS HIS WAY OUT OF IT BEFORE SLIPPING OFF THE SHOULDERS OF TANNER AGAIN, MOVING BEHIND HIM!
Flannery McCoy: Jon turns him around for a strong right hand that puts Danny on wobbly legs! But Tanner answers back with a right of his own that Jon is able to shrug off, back on the attack with a right hand and forearm smash! ENZIGURI! Enziguri stuns Kelton, and Tanner follows that up with a spinning back kick to the gut, doubling Kelton over for a running knee strike to the side of the head! Jon’s down to a kneel, and comes close to being on the receiving end of a big boot, BUT HE CATCHES IT!
Jake Mercer: Tanner’s hopping up and down one leg now, taking wild swings at the face of Kelton, who’s too far out to actually be hit. Jon’s just toying with him here before SHOVING DANNY BACK FIRST INTO THE ROPES BY HIS BOOT! BUT IT DOESNT END THERE AS HE CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: Danny’s back isn’t supremely messed up just yet, but he certainly didn’t get off unscathed, having a cut or two on his back, which he favors while trying to regain a vertical base. But look at Kelton, who scales to the top rope, stalking Tanner BEFORE DIVING DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! THE ACTION SPILLING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! Tanner gets brought back to his feet by Jon, BUT KELTON LIVES TO REGRET IT AS HE GETS DRIVEN BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON! DANNY FOLLOWS THAT UP BY IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO ONE OF THE BARRICADE CORNERS, CLOSEST TO OUR TIMEKEEPERS AREA!
Flannery McCoy: Tanner really starts to hammer Kelton with punches in bunches now, making Jon sink down into the barricade where Danny lands some vicious knees, the head of Jon whiplashing into said barricade! But a lightbulb goes off in the head of Danny Tanner, who goes to whip Kelton into the steel steps it looks like, BUT JON WRINGS THE ARM OF TANNER, AND PULLS HIM INTO A SHORT ARM SPINEBUSTER! And you could hear the thud of when Danny’s body hit the outside, a very thin layer of padding we have out here.
Stew-O: Jon stands Danny up now, and starts to slam him face first off our announce table cover repeatedly! Tanner’s laid out prone across our announce table at this point, having been put through the wringer there by Kelton, but his night is far from over as Jon yanks him off, and sends Tanner face first into the ring post! “The Chosen One” goes digging under the ring now, and pulls out a trash can, which looks to have the lid wedged in it, and tosses that into the ring, along with a table that gets slid in there!
Flannery McCoy: Jon isn’t done as he clears off our announce desk! BUT FROM BEHIND, DANNY GETS AHOLD OF, AND BOUNCES KELTON’S FACE FIRST OFF THE APRON BEFORE WHIPPING HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! But Kelton slumps to a knee, but leans up against said ringpost to have a base that keeps him somewhat up. It’s Danny’s turn to go digging under the ring now, and pulls out a steel chair! …Kelton turns around, AND DANNY TAKES A WILD SWING, BUT GETS ALL RINGPOST AS JON DUCKS UNDERNEATH!
Stew-O: And the vibration from the chair connecting the ringpost causes Tanner to drop it as he tries to shake the feeling away in his hands! BUT KELTON TURNS HIM AROUND FOR A SNAP SUPLEX! Danny’s back already took some damage from that barbed wire, so I couldn’t imagine that felt good on his end! Danny looks to already be a bit out of it as he’s glossed over, but Kelton continues to the punishment, whipping him shoulder first into the steel steps, causing the top part to fly off!
Jake Mercer: Just like women, guess it doesn’t wanna be around Danny Tanner much.
Stew-O: :wow:
Flannery McCoy: Danny lies across the bottom step prone after the top one went off, AND KELTON TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH A STOMP ON THE STEPS, PINNING TANNER BETWEEN HIS BOOT AND SOLID STEEL! The legs of Danny flail before Kelton takes his boot off his head, and rolls him back in the ring underneath the bottom rope! Kelton shortly follows, and goes for a clothesline as Danny gets back to his feet, BUT HE GETS CAUGHT WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! Tanner grabs at his back before rushing into the cover!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: OOH! Kelton not only saves the match, but also his title as an already frustrated Tanner grabs at the garbage can, taking the lid out, and tossing it to the side. Danny has that trash can up overhead, AND SLAMS DOWN ON JON’S BACK WHILE HE WAS ON ALL FOURS! Kelton falls prone, but slowly goes back to all fours. AND PAYING FOR IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER TRASH CAN SHOT TO THE BACK! Londyn’s wincing on the outside, witnessing this far more brutal side of Danny, who watches as Jon gets up to both knees.
Flannery McCoy: TRASH CAN SHOT TO THE HEAD NOW, AND KELTON FALLS ON HIS BACK, LOOKING QUITE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW! But Tanner stands over the sprawled Kelton, and drops that garbage can hard across his gut area, knocking any remaining wind out of his sails! Tanner stands Kelton up, and sends him up and over the top rope! Kelton split his palm on some of the barbed wire that is wrapped around the top rope, and Tanner rolls out underneath the bottom one, doing his best to avoid any barbed wire! Again, these two are back in front of our announce table, and Danny goes checking underneath the ring!
Stew-O: AND THERE’S DANNY’S SIGNATURE KENDO STICK, styled after the sword from Ruroni Kenshin based off what I’m told. Kelton slowly gets back to his feet with assistance from the apron, and Danny charges at him, kendo stick in ha- DROP TOE-HOLD! TANNER JUST GOT DROPPED TOE-HOLD FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM STEEL STEP! Kelton stands himself back up, and has cruel intentions in mind, grabbing the top half of the steel steps, which got dislodged earlier!
Jake Mercer: Danny regains a vertical base, but not for long as KELTON DRIVES THOSE STEEL STEPS INTO THE FACE OF TANNER! …And I think Danny’s been busted open on the forehead, that’s certainly gonna raise the star rating on this match!
Flannery McCoy: Jon sees Danny lift his head of the floor, AND GIVES HIM A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE OPEN WOUND FOR HIS TROUBLES! Kelton grabs Danny by the head, and places him on our announce desk.
(The commentary team clears out, getting themselves out of harm’s way by moving to the side of the announce table.)
Flannery McCoy: Kelton joins Danny up there, and goes to attempt a future shock DDT! The Anti-Life Equation on this could dash Tanner’s chances of winning immediately! …BUT DANNY TWIRLS OUT OF IT, AND DELIVERS A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF KELTON, WHO GETS THROWN OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND CHEST FIRST INTO THE PIECE OF BARRICADE COVERING THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!
Stew-O: Exhausted, along with wounded, Tanner drops to his knees! But realizes he has to push forward, no matter how hard he might want to quit right now, and slides off the table, ready to go after Kelton some more, picking him up by the hair. BUT JON SHOVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND TANNER WINCES IN PAIN, KNOWING THE BIT OF DAMAGE ALREADY DONE TO THAT BACK!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton doesn’t even opt to capitalize, instead, rolling back into the ring, maybe wanting to create some separation from Tanner, who follows shortly after. BUT KELTON STARTS TO STOMP DANNY BEFORE HE CAN GET UP FROM ALL FOURS! JON ROUGHLY STANDS TANNER UP, AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES! TANNER TRIPS OVER HIMSELF, AND DAMN NEAR GOES INTO THEM FACE FIRST, BUT GETS THE FOREARMS UP TO THE BLOCK IT!
Stew-O: Some heavy gashes on the forearms of Tanner, who falls to the mat, favoring them. Kelton takes this opportunity to make a cover, hooking the leg!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Stew-O: Tanner’s still in this thing as he powers out of the pin, jolting up to a seated position! Kelton gestures to Londyn for something, and she slides in a steel chair! Jon has a hold of it now, AND SMASHES TANNER ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT! Tanner lies flat on the mat once more, writing in pain off the chair shot, and Kelton uses the top rail to grind into the cheek area of the downed Tanner!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton FINALLY relents before bludgeoning Tanner in the abdomen, once again utilizing the top rail of that chair! Tanner rolls over onto his side, trying to get some air back into his lungs, but while he does that, Kelton grabs the already slightly dented trash can, and places the weapon on its side! Kelton once again has hold of that steel chair, and watches as Tanner slowly gets back to his feet! STEEL CHAIR CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF TANNER, AND HE FALLS TO BOTH KNEES IN PAIN!
Stew-O: Danny locks eyes with Candice, and can see her on the outside rooting for him before Kelton redirects Danny over to the garbage can. AND JON COMPLETELY FLATTENS SAID TRASH CAN WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM! Kelton hooks both legs! COULD THIS BE IT?!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Still in this thing, Danny Tanner manages to kick out, rolling over to a prone position on the ring canvas, AND KELTON TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH A CROSSFACE! CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN, WHICH KELTON CALLS THE ETHER! TANNER HAS NOWHERE TO GO! THIS COULD BE IT!
Stew-O: The hand of Tanner gets raised high in the air, he’s definitely contemplating a tap out, which would allow Kelton to retain his precious New Breed Championship! …But not yet as Danny Tanner gets hold of the trash can lid tossed aside earlier by him with his free hand, AND USES IT TO LAND SHOTS TO KELTON’S SHOULDER, FORCING HIM TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION HOLD AFTER ONE MORE SHOT, THIS TIME TO THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Smart move there by Tanner, using the environment to his advantage, and saving his title dreams from being dashed! Danny stands himself up now, and grabs the table slid in the ring earlier, much to the crowd’s delight, and props it up in the corner. Kelton has no idea what’s coming as he just now begins to come to, starting to lift himself up to a vertical base!
Jake Mercer: IT IS HERE THAT DANNY CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT JON DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT FOR A GO BEHIND, TACKING ON A REAR WAISTLOCK, PERHAPS LOOKING FOR A GERMAN!
Stew-O: BUT WE AREN’T GONNA FIND OUT AS DANNY DELIVERS REPEATED ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF JON’S HEAD, FREEING HIMSELF FROM THE GRASPS! TANNER TURNS AROUND TO CONNECT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT CAUSES KELTON TO STAGGER BACKWARDS, DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THAT TABLE IN THE CORNER! DANNY RUNS IN! …BUT KELTON SIDESTEPS WHATEVER TANNER HAD PLANNED, AND HE GOES CRASHING INTO THE TABLE!
Flannery McCoy: Jon drops to one knee, hoping to catch his breath, the wear and tear of this match already showing its effect. Danny Turner lies in that rubble before being dragged out of it by Kelton, who surprisingly doesn’t go for a pin just yet, placing Tanner in drop zone distance to the corner! Jon psyched himself up before springing off the middle turnbuckle for a MOONSAULT! Being very careful not to touch the ropes! Kelton hooks BOTH legs of Tanner now for the lateral press cover!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHH-
Stew-O: NO! Tanner is still in it, surprisingly, and Kelton pounds the mat at this revelation, showing some slight frustration, but realizes he has to keep inflicting punishment if he wants to walk out victorious, and not get frustrated, which could wind up causing him to make mistakes, or even get sloppy. Jon starts to think now on what he has to do next, but an idea seems to pop in the mind as he grabs the steel chair he utilized a bit earlier.
Flannery McCoy: TANNER IS NOW ON THE RECEIVING END OF REPEATED CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK! He can’t even get up from all fours, and Kelton is just about unrelenting at this point before delivering the final blow as Danny begins to roll away from Kelton, grimacing in pain. But he can roll no more as he winds up close to those ropes, and starts to stand himself up! KELTON CHARGES IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR RAISED HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD, BUT A DROP TOE-HOLD SENDS HIM FALLING FACE FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE!
Stew-O: Kelton just got a big cut on the side forehead, and forearm, which he tried to get up similar to Tanner like earlier, but was a bit too late. Blood begins to drip down the forehead now of Kelton, who groggily turns around to face his opponent, barely standing, and perhaps running out of pure instinct. BUT DANNY BARRELS INTO KELTON WITH SHOTGUN KNEES, SENDING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES, WHICH STICK TO HIS FLESH, NOT ALLOWING KELTON TO FALL DOWN, AND INSTEAD, KEEPING HIM UPRIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: You can hear Jon’s screams of agony from being in the predicament he is right now, but Tanner can’t even capitalize just yet, struggling to pick himself up off the mat following the damage he’s taken thus far. But eventually manages to do so, closing in on Kelton, BUT EATS A BIG BOOT FOR HIS TROUBLES! Jon’s craftiness on display, buying himself some time as he lurches forward to unstick himself from the barbed wire! Another scream heard by Jon as he drops to a knee, writhing in pain with multiple cuts on his arms, shoulder, and back with blood slowly pouring out!
Jake Mercer: This buys Danny enough time to recover, picking himself up from all fours, and lifting Kelton up for a backbreaker rack, WHICH HE TWISTS INTO A DDT! Danny doesn’t go for the cover, however, crawling over to Candice on the outside, the two exchanging words that the cameras can’t quite pick up! …But Candice proceeds to slide another table into the ring, which Tanner sets up in the corner again! I can’t imagine this being too wise after what took place earlier!
Stew-O: Tanner stands Kelton up, and places him in position for an exploder suplex into the table! BUT OOH! KELTON ELBOWS HIS WAY OF IT, NOT GONNA ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN, AND GOES BEHIND TANNER FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX IN THAT CORNER! BUT ONLY MANAGES TO LIFT TANNER OFF THE GROUND SLIGHTLY BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH A WELL-PLACED ELBOW TO FREE HIMSELF, SETTING JON UP FOR ANOTHER EXPLODER SUPLEX, AND SWITCHING POSITIONS WITH JON, HAVING HIS BACK FACE THE TABLE NOW!
Flannery McCoy: AND AN EXPLODER SUPLEX SENDS KELTON THROUGH THE TABLE IN THAT CORNER, TANNER USING ALL HIS MIGHT TO PULL THAT OFF! Kelton looks completely out of it, and gets dragged out the table rubble, but Tanner doesn’t go for the cover, instead, standing Jon up in the center of the ring. Kelton can barely stand, he’s on wobbly legs, and Tanner looks to pull off Killswitch BITCH!!!
Stew-O: BUT THE NOD TO CAPTAIN CHARISMA DOESNT GO DOWN AS KELTON LOOKS TO COUNTER WITH SPOILER ALERT! HOOKING BOTH ARMS OF TANNER FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! BUT DANNY COUNTERS WITH A VICTORY ROLL!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHH-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! BUT TANNER IS IMMEDIATELY BACK TO HIS FEET FOR A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO THE HEART OF KELTON, WHOSE POSSIBLY RUNNING OFF OF PURE INSTINCT AND ADRENALINE, RUSHING BACK TO HIS FEET WHILE CLUTCHING AT HIS CHEST! AND TANNER CONNECTS WITH A BLUE THUNDER BOMB ON A STEEL CHAIR! Pain is etched across the face of Kelton, who pushes the seated Tanner away with his boot, rolls away, creating slight separation from his opponent.
Stew-O: But Tanner gets ahold of Kelton’s hair, and uses that to bring him to the center of the ring! And Danny goes for a punch to the head of Jon, BUT KELTON EXPLODES WITH RAPID FIRE FOREARMS! OOH! BIG BOOT BY TANNER TURNS KELTON AROUND FOR A BACK SUPLEX ATTEMPT! BUT KELTON BACKFLIPS OUT OF IT, AND DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A STUNNED TANNER ROLLING THROUGH TO HIS FEET! AND JON GETS TO HIS, RUNNING RIGHT INTO A MONGOLIAN CHOP BY DANNY!
Flannery McCoy: FOLLOWED UP WITH A ROLLING BACKHAND, AND POKE TO THE EYES! DANNY LOOKS A BIT REMORSEFUL AFTER THAT, BUT MOMENTARY HESITATION ASIDE, KELTON’S ON THE RECEIVING END OF A LEG SWEEP BY TANNER! AND A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS LANDS! THE CROWD DAZZLED BY THIS IMPRESSIVE FLURRY OF OFFENSE FROM TANNER! Danny begins to lift Kelton up, and he’s putting him on his shoulders for a fireman’s carry! Could be setting up for the cutter or ushigoroshi!
Stew-O: NO! KELTON SLIPS BEHIND TANNER, AND SHOVES HIM CHEST FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES! Tanner rips himself away from the barbed wire, and collapses down to both knees, clutching at his wounded chest! Tanner falls prone on the canvas before rolling underneath the bottom rope, out to the apron. And the kneeling Kelton shortly follows, sliding underneath the bottom rope as well, and onto the apron.
Flannery McCoy: Kelton gestures to Londyn something, and she drags the bottom steel step ringside. Jon wipes some blood away from his eye, so he can see clearly before standing the kneeling Tanner up, and stunning him with a forearm smash! BUT DANNY FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY KELTON CONNECTS, AND DANNY WHIPLASHES BACK FIRST OFF THE BARBED WIRE, BUT LUCKILY FOR HIM, HIS SKIN DOESN’T STICK TO IT!
Stew-O: Kelton goes for a hip toss off the apron, and Tanner will undoubtedly go splat off those steel steps, BUT HE PLANTS HIS FEET! AND DELIVERS A SHOT TO THE GUT OF JON! AND STARTS TO CLUB DOWN ON THE BACK OF KELTON, PULLING THE SHIRT OVER HIS HEAD! DANNY LIFTS JON UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, BUT LONDYN! LONDYN JUST GRABBED DANNY’S LEG, STOPPING HIM FROM DOING SO!
Jake Mercer: I can imagine the touch of a woman being rare for someone like Danny, but nonetheless, the assistance from Londyn allowed Kelton to elbow his way off the shoulders of Tanner, and A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION CONNECTS! BOTH ARMS HOOKED! ANTI-LIFE EQUATION SET TO CONN- NO! KELTON’S ATTENTION IS DIRECTED RINGSIDE WITH CANDICE BLAIR THROWING LONDYN FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST, GETTING SOME PAYBACK FOR DANNY!
Flannery McCoy: WHO SHOVES KELTON BACK FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST, AND HOISTS HIM BACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR A FIREMAN’S CARRY TAKEOVER! Kelton BOUNCED back first off those steel steps! Tanner slides off the apron to retrieve Kelton, and rolls him back into the ring! Jon gets up to both knees, glazed over while watching Tanner grab a steel chair. DANNY DELIVERS A SICKENING CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF KELTON BEFORE PICKING HIM UP FOR THE MEIDO ZANGETSUHA! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER CONNECTS!
Stew-O: THATS IT! ITS GOTTA BE AS TANNER CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: KELTON INCHES THE SHOULDER UP, MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF DANNY TANNER, WHO HOOKS BOTH LEGS A SECOND TIME FOR AN EVEN DEEPER COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHH-
Stew-O: ANOTHER KICKOUT! And Tanner crawls over to Kelton, hooking both arms, and lifting him up from a seated position! Second Killswitch attempt of the match by Danny, BUT KELTON SHOVES HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES! …OR AT LEAST ATTEMPTED TO! BUT TANNER STOPPED HIMSELF JUST SHORT OF THE ROPES, AND TURNS AROUND INTO A LOW BLOW FROM KELTON! A STERN KICK TO THE GROIN DROPS TANNER TO BOTH KNEES AS JON STAGGERS BACK A BIT FROM THE BLOOD HE’S LOST IN THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: The EAW medical team are gonna have their work cut out for them tonight, I’m gonna need to keep an eye on dirt sheets for word on talent injured.
Flannery McCoy: You work here.
Jake Mercer: :tyson:
Flannery McCoy: Anyways… Tanner gets back to a vertical base, covering his groin, WHICH LEAVES HIM OPEN FOR A SUPERKICK BY KELTON! …AND ANOTHER! TANNER’S LOOKING TO BE ON HIS LAST LEGS RIGHT ABOUT NOW, AND KELTON SPIKES HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION! FUTURE SHOCK DDT MAY HAVE JUST ADDED ANOTHER FEW DAYS ON KELTON’S TITLE REIGN AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: BLAIR! BLAIR SAVES TANNER’S CHANCES WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO KELTON, AND IN HER MIND, I GUESS HE’D HAVE IT COMING AFTER THAT LOW BLOW TO TANNER! BUT WATCH OUT, CANDICE, CAUSE HERE COMES LONDYN ZELAYA, THE TWO TUMBLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AFTER A SPEAR!
Flannery McCoy: They literally broke through some of the barbed wire, and some of the back of Candice got cut up, along with the top part of Londyn’s head! But look at Kelton, most likely dazed following that knee strike from Candice, attempts using the ropes to pull himself back up, and barbed wire digs into his palm, now matching the damage done to his left hand earlier!
Stew-O: Jon finds himself in the corner, and the kneeling Tanner sees this before charging in like a bull! BUT DANNY GOES UP AND OVER THE SHOULDER OF JON, HOWEVER, TANNER MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON THE APRON! BUT TO DO THAT, HE HAD TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE, WHICH MEANS MUCH LIKE KELTON, BARBED WIRE DIGS INTO HIS PALMS! KELTON TURNS AROUND TO EAT A FOREARM SMASH FROM TANNER THAT STAGGERS HIM BACK!
Flannery McCoy: Danny looks as if he has to brace himself BEFORE SPRINGING OFF THE TOP ROPE, BUT THAT SLIGHT HESITATION ALLOWS KELTON TO CATCH DANNY IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY! KELTON STUMBLES A BIT, LOOKING TO FIND HIS FOOTING BEFORE PLANTING TANNER WITH AN F5! THIS COULD BE IT AS KELTON CRAWLS INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG OF DANNY!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: TANNER KICKS OUT! Kelton jolts up to a seated position, just thinking to himself what he has to do next. Tanner has taken a surprising amount of punishment in this match, but Jon has to keep the pressure on.
Stew-O: He looked to have had him with the future shock DDT earlier, but after the pin was broken up by Blair, it seems that a second wind was breathed into Tanner, who lies motionless on the canvas! Jon eyes the corner, and starts scaling to the middle turnbuckle, back facing his opponent, being very careful to not touch the ropes to assist him in doing so! But before Jon could get up to the top rope, TANNER SPRINGS UP! And this is the issue with having your back to your opponent, you can’t tell what’s going on.
Flannery McCoy: TANNER GOES BETWEEN THE LEGS OF KELTON, LOOKING TO PEEL HIM OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A POWERBOMB! BUT KELTON BEGINS TO REIGN DOWN WITH PUNCHES TO THE DOME OF TANNER!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-
Stew-O: TANNER SLIPS THROUGH THE LEGS LAST MINUTE, AND PULLS KELTON’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND THE SIDE OF JON’S THROAT JUST COLLIDED WITH THE TOP ROPE! Kelton doesn’t have time to process the small wound on his neck before being Irish whipped into the opposite corner by Tanner! KELTON COMES STUMBLING OUT, AND WANDERS RIGHT INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! THE COVER IS MADE, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: SHOULDER UP! KELTON GOT THE SHOULDER UP! And Tanner staggers back to his feet, having lost an obscene amount of blood, much like his opponent in Kelton! Danny grabs Jon in a suplex position, and lifts him to the top rope, stunning him with punches to the dome before climbing up to the middle rope. Danny wisely has a hold of Jon’s shoulders while scaling, creatively avoiding the barber wire on the top rope! HURRICANRANA!
Stew-O: JON ROLLS THROUGH FOR A SUNSET FLIP, BUT DANNY ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET! SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM TANNER… DOESN’T CONNECT AS KELTON FELL FLAT BACK TO THE MAT, SO HE COULD AVOID IT! SMALL PACKAGE BY THE GROUNDED KELTON!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Flannery McCoy: TANNER KICKS OUT, AND BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! KICK TO THE GUT, AND TWIST OF FATE BY KELTON SPIKES TANNER, AND DANNY STARTS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! DANNY HASN’T MOVED, AND KELTON DIVES DOWN WITH A FROG SPLASH, HOOKING BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER, DEEP INTO THE PIN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHH-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! Kelton pounds the mat in frustration again, reminiscent of earlier, the desperation certainly having creeped in more. But Kelton moves to the corner, stalking Tanner, just waiting for him to get back to his feet, which Danny eventually does! SUPERKICK BY KELTON, BUT DANNY RESPONDS BACK WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! OOH! ANOTHER SUPERKICK BY KELTON!
Flannery McCoy: DANNY FIRES BACK WITH ANOTHER! KELTON GOES TO DO THE SAME, BUT DANNY CATCHES HIM WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK THAT DROPS JON DOWN TO A KNEE! AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK BY TANNER SENDS BOTH COMPETITORS COLLAPSING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! TANNER, HOWEVER, IS TOO SPENT TO MAKE A COVER ON KELTON, AND WHEN HE FINALLY BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER, JON WISELY ROLLS OVER ONTO HIS BELLY!
Stew-O: BOTH COMPETITORS USE EACH OTHER AS BASES TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND BEGIN EXCHANGING RIGHT HANDS! KICK TO THE GUT BY KELTON, AND DANNY GETS LIFTED FOR A POWERBOMB! ONE CONNECTS, BUT KELTON ISN’T DONE THERE, POWERING TANNER BACK UP, AND THIS IS AWFULLY IMPRESSIVE, GIVEN HOW MUCH WEAR AND TEAR THESE TWO HAVE TAKEN!
Flannery McCoy: SECOND POWERBOMB CONNECTS, AND TANNER GETS LIFTED UP FOR A THIRD! BUT TANNER COUNTERS WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! KELTON ROLLS THROUGH A PRONE POSITION, AND TANNER FALLS BACK TO THE MAT BEFORE MOVING TO ALL FOURS!
???: DANNY!
(Danny’s attention is brought to Candice on the outside with the signature kendo stick he introduced earlier into the match.)
Candice Blair: HERE!
Jake Mercer: CANDICE SLIDES TANNER’S CUSTOM KENDO STICK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: BUT SHE MIGHT’VE HAD A BIT TOO MUCH FORCE BEHIND IT AS THE KENDO STICK SLID INTO THE REACHES OF JON KELTON! DANNY NOTICES THIS, AND STANDS HIMSELF UP, TURNING AROUND INTO A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE HEAD! IT BROKE ACROSS THE FACE OF TANNER, STAGGERING HIM GREATLY, AND DANNY GETS SPIKED WITH ANTI-LIFE EQUATION! FUTURE SHOCK DDT CONNECTS FOR A SECOND TIME!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER…AND STILL EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…JON KELTON!
(‘No Suburban Pt. 2’ by Sheff G blares through the arena for a second time tonight as Jon Kelton lies motionless on the mat, similar to his opponent in Tanner before showing some signs of life as the bell is draped over him by the referee, who raises his almost limp hand in victory while he lays on the mat.)
Stew-O: I don’t know if Kelton won as much as he survived on this night, barely scraping out a victory against Tanner.
Jake Mercer: Doesn’t matter if it’s by an inch, by a mile, or by a centimeter, a victory is a victory.
Stew-O: You’re right about that, and Kelton did break no rules, merely using the cards given to him in order to score a victory.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, all it took was a slight mistake on the outside by Candice Blair, who looks speechless right about now.
(The camera gives a shot of Candice on the outside, hands on her head in shock of what just happened, but incredibly remorseful, knowing it was her mistake that cost Danny there.)
Stew-O: Kudos to Tanner, however, because with the effort he put in on this night, I could see him becoming a champion down the line.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, just maybe next time, leave Candice to the back, will he?
Flannery McCoy: Would you stop it? It was a simple mistake.
Jake Mercer: One that cost him the match. :mjpls:
(Kelton rolls out of the ring, and huddles up with Londyn on the outside as the duo back up the ramp, both feeling the effects of tonight. Meanwhile, in the ring, an upset Candice slides in, and goes to help console Tanner, who sits up, looking devastated as reality sets in.)
Stew-O: Truly a heartbreaking loss for Tanner, along with the fans, who you could tell were hoping to see him victorious tonight.
(Candice helps him up, but Danny politely puts his hand up, gesturing for Candice to back away, and give him his space for a moment before collapsing down to a knee.)
Stew-O: Danny wants to stand on his own, perhaps placing some blame on Candice for his loss as well.
Jake Mercer: AS HE SHOULD!
Flannery McCoy: I’d hate to see this friendship come to an end over something small like this.
Stew-O: SMALL?! That’s a championship, how many opportunities do you get to win those?!
Flannery McCoy: :wow: There’s more to life past that, besides, Danny certainly opened some eyes with his performance tonight.
(Candice watches as Tanner stands himself up, clearly nervous thinking the same thing as all of us in that the friendship is over, but Danny limps towards her, looking to apologize for his actions before the two walk out the ring together, and head to the back, both sporting wounds from the match as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(After a quick commercial break, Reckless Wiring goes to show the next match graphic.)
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(‘Helix’ by Vahkhtang blasts through the arena’s speakers as the crowd rains down a mixed reaction when the theme music is heard. Lisa Wren comes out with an expression full of seriousness, determined to bring a victory back home tonight. Her eyes are focused on the ring as the camera cuts back to the ring, revealing containers full of thumbtacks. Lisa proceeds to walk down to the ring and enter into it.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A BAREFOOT THUMBTACK MATCH AND IS A CONTEST SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: THE MATCH IS UNDER NO DISQUALIFICATION RULES. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY PINFALL OR SUBMISSION. INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS. SHE IS THE “GROWN-ASS WOMAN”.. LISSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: This week’s war of words between the two of these Elitists has been fascinating because even I couldn’t believe it would turn out any crazier than I thought. I have no idea who will win tonight but I think this is one of the more exciting contests because of Lisa’s determination to win. But on the other hand we have Aurora Monroe, and Aurora wants to prove that Lisa’s era will never happen. Will Lisa prove Aurora wrong?
Stew-O: Lisa is Lisa. There is no need for much explanation about her. She has had many obstacles in her career. However, every failure is a step to success. Tonight is one of the more dangerous nights as she heads into action against Aurora Monroe, who replaced Nariko here in this match.
Flannery McCoy: Sadly, we won’t see Nariko compete in her 2nd Free-Per-View here tonight, but I think the match will still be exciting and insane like many people here expected to see. Both Lisa & Aurora have been doing great this week to make this competition look as intense as possible for all of us. Tonight is the night for Lisa to try and put a massive feather in her cap.
(Lisa Wren arrives in the ring and looks at the containers full of thumbtacks in the middle of the squared circle. She nods slightly while ‘Streets (Instrumental)’ by Doja Cat hits as the crowd erupts into loud boos. Lisa sets her sights on the stage once the theme music replaced her own. Aurora Monroe strolls out from the backstage area onto the stage. She poses on the stage, spreading her arms out and smirking cockily, before looking at the crowd around her. She keeps herself situated on the stage for a few more seconds before turning her attention towards her opponent, Lisa Wren, who is waiting for her in the middle of the ring. Aurora loses her smile, before walking down from the stage, on the ramp, over to the ring)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, SHE IS “THE TEMPEST”… AUEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUURRROOORRRAAAAAAA MMMOONNNROOOOOOEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Here she is! The “Tempest”. The woman that Lisa has been dealing with for this whole week! Aurora has gone above and beyond, doing what few rookies can do, becoming one of the most significant and must-see newcomers in this company. Recently getting a win at Dia Del Diablo, she looks to follow that up with a second victory in a row for her tonight! Tonight, Aurora wants to prove that Lisa isn’t the “Grown-Ass Woman” she thinks she is. We don’t know for ourselves, but we have to keep an eye on it to see if she can accomplish that or not.
Stew-O: Aurora is highly evolving and what makes it even more compelling is the fact that she has done nearly everything that she promised since she signed with Elite Answers Wrestling. She will destroy the wall that Lisa had built and drag her to make sure that a statement is made tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Aurora Monroe is one of the people I’ve had my eye on. I learned about Aurora herself and her determination to give everything she has to get the success she had set as her goals. The audience fell in love with her intentions and the stories she told through every way she could figure out. Tonight is another story that is at the edge of that conclusion, which will write the ending in blood, sweat and tears. And Lisa Wren will not let herself become her victim by the end of it.
(Aurora arrives in the ring while her sights are still focused on Lisa Wren who was waiting for her closely in her corner. ‘Streets (Instrumental)’ fades out as the referee separates Aurora & Lisa back to their corners. Both of them take the ring boots that they have off for this Barefoot Thumbtack match, before the referee checks the two of them and signals for the bell from there.)
(DING!! DING!! DING!!)
Jake Mercer: Ladies and gentlemen, this Barefoot Thumbtack match is underway AND AURORA WASTES NO TIME IN THIS MATCH AS MUCH AS SHE IS READY TO COME OUT WITH A VICTORY TONIGHT! AURORA RUNS ACROSS THE RING, JUMPS OVER THE CONTAINERS AT THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND ROUGHS UP LISA WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT ACROSS HER JAW!!! LISA SAW IT COMING THOUGH AND ROLLED UNDER HER LEG AND BEHIND HER BACK. LISA COMES UP ON BOTH HER FEET AND RAPIDLY BEATS THE HELL OUT OF AURORA IN THE CORNER WITH FOREARM SMASHES!!
Stew-O: AURORA FIGHTS AGAINST THOSE FOREARM SHOTS AND PUSHES LISA AWAY FROM HER. LISA ROLLS BACK TO HER FEET BUT AURORA STEPS TO THE SIDE AND LISA’S FACE CRASHES INTO THE CORNER. LISA IS STUNNED BY THAT UNEXPECTED MOVEMENT AND AURORA JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND SENDS LISA BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK!!!
Flannery McCoy: AURORA IS TAKING CONTROL IN THIS MATCH SO FAR. AURORA IS UP TO HER FEET AND PULLS LISA OUT OF THE CORNER. AURORA TURNS LISA ALL THE WAY AROUND AND NAILS THE BACK OF HER HEAD IN THE CORNER WITH A BACKDROP SUPLEX!! IT LANDED!! LISA IS STILL HURT, BUT AURORA DOESN’T CARE! SHE GRABS LISA FROM BEHIND ONCE AGAIN AND CRASHES HER TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Jake Mercer: AURORA IS ON FIRE TONIGHT. THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED! AURORA PULLS LISA UP BY HER HAIR AND TOSSES HER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, BUT LISA GRABS THE ROPES AND STAYS ON THE APRON. AURORA TURNS AROUND AND SPRINTS FULL SPEED AT LISA- BUT LISA PULLS THE TOP ROPE AND LETS IT HIT AURORA’S NECK!! AURORA FALLS BACK INTO THE RING WHILE LISA COMES ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE SKY WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM DROP-
Stew-O: :damn: !!! WHAT AN EARLY COUNTER BY AURORA!! LISA JUMPS FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOVE, BUT AURORA OPENS HER RIGHT HAND AND CATCHES HER WITH A DESTRUCTIVE CHOP IN MID-AIR RIGHT TO HER CHEST!!! LISA’S BODY FALLS TO THE MAT INSTANTLY!!
Flannery McCoy: Aurora drags Lisa down to those containers filled with thumbtacks. SHE PICKS ONE OF THEM UP AND POURS THEM DOWN TO THE MAT!!!! SHE REALLY WASTED NO TIME. AURORA LOOKS DOWN AT LISA WHO TRIES TO GET BACK ON HER FEET AND PRESSES BOTH OF LISA’S HANDS WITH HER RIGHT FOOT AS HARD AS POSSIBLE! A DISRESPECT TOWARDS THE “GROWN-ASS WOMAN” FROM AURORA MONROE!!! AURORA SNATCHES LISA UP BY HER HANDS THAT SHE JUST STEPPED ON, LIFTS HER ON BOTH OF HER SHOULDERS AND LOOKS TO FINISH OFF THE JOB FOR GOOD WITH ‘SOLAR FLARE’!! MILITARY PRESS SLAM ON THE THUMBTACKS ON THE MAT!!-
Jake Mercer: WE WERE CLOSE TO SEEING THE MOMENT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, BUT LISA WON’T LET AURORA’S SHOW GOES ON. SHE STRUGGLES OUT OF HER CONTROL AND LISA LANDS BEHIND AURORA, TURNING HER AROUND, AND TOSSING HER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! AURORA GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING- BUT SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE JUST A SECOND TO GET HERSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH, AND LISA COMES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND COLLIDES AURORA WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK; BLASTING AURORA’S FACE OFF!!
Stew-O: AURORA CATCHES A BREAK AGAINST THE BARRICADE FOR A FEW SECONDS TAKING A MOMENT TO BREATHE. LISA SLOWLY COMES BACK UP ON BOTH HER FEET. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AT AURORA , RUSHING AT HER BUT SHE DUCKS UNDER AND LISA CRASHES HERSELF INTO THE BARRICADE. AURORA WALKS OVER TO THE RING ANNOUNCER, GRABS… WAIT, THE BELL? WHAT IS SHE GOING TO-
(DING!!!!!)
Flannery McCoy: AURORA KNOCKS LISA DOWN BY THROWING THE BELL AT HER WITHOUT DELAY!!! LISA HAS BEEN BUSTED OPENED ALREADY IN THIS MATCH. AURORA JUST DID A GREAT DEAL OF DAMAGE AGAINST HER OPPONENT.
Jake Mercer: AURORA DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOW LISA IS DOING AS SHE HAS OTHER PLANS IN MIND FOR THIS MATCH. SHE PULLS HER UP AND AND DRAGS HER UP THE RAMP, PULLING HER LIFELESS BODY UP. OH MY GOD, SHE IS GOING TO THROW LISA OFF THE STAGE!! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!!! SHE IS GOING TO END IT ALL HERE!!
Stew-O: Lisa stops the action just in time; she punches at Aurora’s gut while Aurora is lifted up into her arms. LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF THE “GROWN-ASS WOMAN”!! SHE SETS AURORA UP HIGH IN THE AIR. THIS IS CRAZY!!! LISA PULLS ALL SHE’S GOT HERE AGAINST AURORA AND NAILS AURORA WITH A CRADLE DDT ON THE RAMP!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa crawls away from Aurora, who she just surprisingly put down with a massive Cradle DDT. Lisa starts to slowly get back on her feet, and we could see the blood that keeps coming out of her head.
Stew-O: Lisa holds her gut and comes around ringside. She goes under the ring and seems like she’s finding something while Aurora tries to get herself back to her feet… AURORA PUSHES LISA TO THE RING POST, BLOOD IS POURING OUT MORE AND MORE!!
(Aurora tosses Lisa back inside the ring as she rolls back inside following her. Aurora holds the back of her neck and recovers back to her feet, the same as Lisa.)
Flannery McCoy: Both of them are back inside the ring. Now it’s a good time for Aurora to put Lisa down to right into those thumbtacks. AURORA PICKS LISA BACK TO HER FEET, GRABS HER BY HER NECK, AND TURNS TO THE THUMBTACKS BEFORE GROUNDING HER WITH A CHOKESLAM ON THUMBTACKS!!!-
Stew-O: LISA ELBOWS AURORA RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF HER HEAD RIGHT BEFORE SHE GETS RAISED IN THE AIR, AND ENDS UP LANDING ON BOTH OF HER FEET. LISA QUICKLY BOOTS AURORA’S GUT, SETS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND LIFTS HER UP HIGH AND SPINS ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! AURORA LANDED ON THE SPOT!! LISA DROPS DOWN FOR A PINFALL; AURORA’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: CLOSE!! AURORA MONROE GETS HER SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!! LISA ROLLS AWAY FROM AURORA, WHO IS STILL LYING DOWN IN A POOL OF THUMBTACKS. SHE GRABS SOME OF THE THUMBTACKS IN THE RING, LIFTS AURORA’S RIGHT FOOT UP, AND PRESSES THEM AS HARD AS POSSIBLE RIGHT UNDER THE SOLE OF AURORA’S RIGHT FOOT! AURORA YELLS OUT IN PAIN, BUT LISA PROCEEDS TO HOLD HER BEFORE SLAMMING HER FOOT DOWN ONTO THE THUMBTACKS AGAIN!!!!
Stew-O: LISA ROLLS DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, DRAGGING AURORA THROUGH THE THUMBTACKS DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR. LISA SNATCHES HER BACK UP TO BOTH FEET, AND OH GOD, SHE’S COMING TOWARDS US!!! LISA WREN SETS AURORA MONROE ON OUR TABLE, AND SHE FOLLOWS UP!! NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE ON THE COMMENTARY TABLE! WHAT IS LISA GOING TO DO NOW?-
Flannery McCoy: LISA PULLS AURORA BACK ON BOTH FEET BY HER HAIR, BUT AURORA SLAPS LISA RIGHT ACROSS HER FACE! LISA TURNED AROUND FOLLOWING THAT SLAP, AND AURORA LAUNCHES LISA ONTO THE COMMENTARY TABLE WITH A TIGER SUPLEX!!!!!!!! A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER BY THE TEMPEST JUST DESTROYED THE COMMENTARY TABLE!!!!!!
(Both Aurora & Lisa are down on the broken commentary table. Aurora rolls away from Lisa, who is down on the outside of the ring. Lisa uses the barricade to help herself back onto her feet. Meanwhile, Aurora is unable to stand on both her feet since there are thumbtacks stuck in them. Aurora trips and leans against the barricade.)
Jake Mercer: Aurora is not in a good position after taking Lisa out with an unexpected Tiger Suplex- Wait, she’s not doing this, Oh God… Please don’t let me watch this. :lupe: !!
Stew-O: https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/966/661/michael-cole_19324_crop_north.jpg?1351790094&w=3072&h=2048
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY FOR HER, GUYS. SHE WILL BE ABLE TO WALK IF SHE PULLS THIS OUT!!!! AURORA LOOKS AT THOSE THUMBTACKS UNDER HER FEET AND USES THE TIME WHILE LISA IS STILL DOWN TO PULL THE THUMBTACKS OUT OF HER FEET!!! SHE RESISTS THE PAIN TO DO THIS!!! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT COULD LET HER COMPLETE IN THIS MATCH!!!!
(The shot displays Aurora slowly taking the thumbtacks, painfully tack by tack, as she winces in pain. Aurora is about to take the last piece of thumbtack out…)
Stew-O: AURORA IS WORRYING ABOUT HER FEET FOR TOO MUCH AND FORGOT TO PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH. LISA WREN WITH A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT TO AURORA’S FACE OUTTA NOWHERE!!! LISA PULLS OUT THE LAST PIECE OF THUMBTACK OUT OF AURORA’S FOOT, AND SHOVES IT INTO HER FOREHEAD BEFORE BASHING HER WITH AN ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT!!!! LISA PUTS AURORA IN A SEATED POSITION, FORCING HER BACK TO LEAN AGAINST THE BARRICADE, BEFORE SETTING THE STEEL CHAIR ON AURORA’S FACE AND STEPPING AWAY FROM HER-
Jake Mercer: LISA SPRINTS FULL SPEED AND DRIVES HERSELF TO AURORA WITH A CANNONBALL!!!-
(WHACK!!!)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: AURORA SURPRISINGLY WAKES UP FROM HER SHORT NAP AND CATCHES LISA WHILE SHE’S RUNNING BY THROWING A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT IN HER FACE!!!! LISA IS DECKED BY A QUICK CHAIR SHOT!!
Stew-O: Aurora gets herself back to her feet. Both women are rising for the same purposes. Aurora walks all the way over to meet Lisa who is still out by that massive steel chair shot at her face. Aurora seizes Lisa back on her feet, pulls her hair from the back of her head, and drags her over to the walkway from the stage. Lisa is in a spot that doesn’t do her any favors… AURORA SNATCHES LISA BACK TO HER FEET, TURNS LISA’S BACK FACING THE EDGE OF THE STAGE, AND SHE’S GOING TO THROW LISA OFF THE STAGE!-
Jake Mercer: LISA PULLS ALL THE STOPS. LISA HALTS AURORA RIGHT ACROSS HER FACE WITH A CHEAP SHOT OF A FOREARM SMASH AT THE MOMENT WHERE SHE IS JUST ABOUT TO DROP HER OFF THE EDGE OF THE STAGE. LISA SENDS MORE FOREARM SHOTS RIGHT ACROSS AURORA’S JAW, BUT AURORA COMES BACK AT LISA WITH A MASSIVE BIG BOOT RIGHT ACROSS HER FACE! LISA IS DOWN BACK TO THE GROUND ONCE AGAIN. AURORA SNATCHES LISA FROM THE FRONT…
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! SHE’S GOING TO KILL LISA RIGHT HERE! AURORA SENDS LISA DOWN OFF THE STAGE WITH BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!!!-
(CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The camera shows a replay of Aurora lifting Lisa up in the air with a belly to back suplex to send her off the stage, but Lisa gets on Aurora’s shoulders instead, and brings both of them down together off the stage with Leg Drop from the air. Lisa used a leg drop in a reversal while she was in the air, and now, both of them are down around the stage. The referee runs down to the outside of the ring to check on both women who were out next to the stage. The referee checks on Aurora, who mostly took the damage from such an intense spot that Lisa has just done. Lisa slowly retrieves herself back on both feet. The referee makes his turn on Lisa and also checks on her. He makes a sign by using his right hand as both of them are good to continue in this match, and then he steps away from them.)
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Stew-O: Lisa is now making sure that she takes advantage of what she just did to Aurora. Slowly stepping out of the side of the stage and making her way onto the ramp, she realizes that she didn’t bring Aurora with her, but she doesn’t seem to care about her wellbeing in the slightest. Lisa arrives at the front of the ring before she bends down at ringside to find her next object…
Flannery McCoy: She has a bottle of… What is that?
Jake Mercer: IS THAT RAT POISON POWDER??!?!??!
(The camera zooms to a bottle in her hand and shows that sign on its bottle says ‘Rat Poison’)
Stew-O: :mjwhat:
Jake Mercer: LISA IS HOLDING A BOTTLE FILLED WITH RAT POISON POWDER AND SLOWLY WALKS TOWARDS AURORA WHO IS IN AGONY. AURORA, WHO IS SUDDENLY STANDING UP, WAS NOT EVEN READY FOR THIS. LISA GRIPS HER BY HER NECK AND GRABS HER. LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE. SHE USED HER KNEES TO ATTACK AURORA’S STOMACH TO PREVENT HER FROM ESCAPING THE TORTURE. SHE OPENED THE CAP OF THE BOTTLE FILLED WITH RAT POISON POWDER BEFORE USING IT TO FILL AURORA’S MOUTH!!!-
Flannery McCoy: BUT AURORA KICKED IT AWAY FROM HER BEFORE THINGS GOT EVEN WORSE. USING HER RIGHT LEG TO DEFEND FROM LISA, AURORA QUICKLY GRABS THE BOTTLE FILLED WITH RAT POISON. BEFORE SPLASHING IT INTO LISA’S EYES!! THE RAT POISON HAS COMPLETELY GONE ALL OVER LISA’S FACE BEFORE AURORA WALKS TOWARDS LISA, WHO WAS STUNNED BY THE SUDDEN ATTACK. AURORA USES HER RIGHT HAND TO OPEN LISA’S MOUTH WIDELY AND POUR IT IN HER MOUTH INSTEAD!!! THE POISON HAD COMPLETELY FILLED HER MOUTH!!!!
Crowd: YOU SICK FUCK!! YOU SICK FUCK!! YOU SICK FUCK!!
Jake Mercer: The referee is checking on Lisa’s status as she spits it all out, more disgusted than hurt. She looks like she’s about to hurl but what she doesn’t see is Aurora walked away from Lisa towards the back of the stage. The referee is still checking with Lisa and who knows what Aurora has planned!
(BEEP!!! BEEP!!!)
Stew-O: AURORA IS BACK BUT SHE DIDN’T COME ALONE!! SHE DRIVES OUT OF THE CURTAIN WITH A FUCKING SPORTS CAR!!
(The referee is checking Lisa at the middle of the ramp. He retreats away though when Aurora returned to the match, when Lisa tried to stand up again without realizing she might get hit by a car. Lisa crawls down to be around the ringside. Lisa utilizes the mat from inside the ring to to get herself back up.)
Jake Mercer:AURORA DRIVES THE CAR AT FULL SPEED DOWN FROM THE STAGE AND CRASHES THE GROWN ASS WOMAN!!!!-
(CRACK!!!!!!!!!!)
Flannery McCoy: LISA TURNS AROUND TO AURORA AND LAUNCHES A BOWLING BALL RIGHT THROUGH THE FRONT WINDSCREEN!!! THE CAR IMMEDIATELY STOPS BY ONE BOWLING BALL FROM LISA!
Stew-O: LISA WAS ALMOST FACING HER DEATH HERE IN THE CHESAPEAKE ENERGY ARENA, BUT LUCK WAS ON HER SIDE TONIGHT, SO SHE STILL HAD A CHANCE TO WIN! LISA GETS BACK UP AND LEANS AGAINST THE RING APRON BEFORE SHE STARTS WALKING TOWARDS THE CAR. AURORA IS HURT INSIDE THE CAR AS LISA OPENS THE DOOR AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE FRONT DRIVER’S SEAT!
Flannery McCoy: LISA PULLS AURORA FROM THE DRIVER’S SEAT AND TAKES HER ONTO THE ROOF OF THE CAR. LISA STANDS ON THE TOP OF THE CAR AND LOOKS DOWN AT AURORA, GRABBING THE EDGE OF HER PANT LEG AND TRYING TO STAND ON BOTH HER FEET. LISA DOESN’T SEEM INTERESTED IN WHAT AURORA WAS TRYING TO DO BEFORE SHE PULLED AURORA BACK ON BOTH FEET . LISA SNATCHES AURORA’S HEAD WITH HER ARM AND TRIESTO GET RID OF HER WITH HER FINISHING MANEUVER, THE GUTWRENCH BULLDOG ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR!
Jake Mercer: IT AIN’T EASY FOR SOMEONE LIKE AURORA TO STAY DOWN!! AURORA PULLS HER HEAD OUT BEFORE LISA WAS ABOUT TO CRUSH HER HEAD ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUNROOF. AURORA GRABS LISA FROM BEHIND HER BEFORE THROWING LISA OVER HER HEAD WITH A SLEEPER SUPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE CAR!!!! LISA’S BODY FLIES OFF THE CAR’S SUNROOF, AND HER NECK VIOLENTLY LANDS ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR. JESUS CHRIST!!!
Flannery McCoy: After the two of them have fought for a while in this match, Aurora manages to survive Lisa’s onslaught. She looks down at Lisa, who suffered from a counter-attack that Aurora had just done on her. Aurora looks down at Lisa and slowly steps down from the car onto the concrete floor. Aurora pulls Lisa by her hair and tosses her back inside the ring.
Stew-O: Aurora kneels down and looks behind her. She sees the pile of thumbtacks and some unopened containers. Aurora walks over to the ring to grab two unopened containers them looks back at Lisa. Lisa tries to get herself back to this match as fast as possible even she’s hurt from the Sleeper Suplex spot-
Stew-O: BUT AURORA TURNS HER AROUND AND POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR! AND CATCHES LISA ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!… ‘THE TEMPEST’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUMPHANDLE FACE SLAM ON THUMBTACKS!!! LISA’S FACE LANDS HARD ON THE THUMBTACKS, AND AURORA LOOKS TO END THIS MATCH AS SHE DROPS DOWN ON LISA FOR A PINFALL!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!… AURORA MONROE!!!!!
(‘Streets (Instrumental)’ by Doja Cat begins to play throughout the PA system once again. The referee checks on Aurora Monroe before trying to help her back up to her feet. The medical staff rushes all the way down to the ring and checks on Lisa Wren. Meanwhile, Aurora is getting back on her feet with help from the referee before getting her hand raised in victory.)
Jake Mercer: AURORA DID IT!! SHE DEFEATED LISA WREN IN SUCH A FANTASTIC MATCH!! I GOT NOTHING TO SAY BUT CONGRATS TO AURORA MONROE!!! WHAT AN EPIC WIN FOR HER HERE TONIGHT!!!
Stew-O: Wow. Just wow. I can’t believe this ended up being the end of the match. It was shocking and much more impressive than I thought. Two female Elitists who have shown here in EAW have shown what they will do to win tonight, Lisa Wren did her best, but the celebration must be credited to Aurora Monroe who is our winner tonight.
Flannery McCoy: True! I’m glad we were able to get this match tonight, hell I was glad Lisa even got a match. She didn’t let us down despite her defeat and congratulations Aurora here at Reckless Wiring 2022 for a massive W that she was able to get today!
( The medical staff and the referees help Lisa over to the backstage area. The final shot shows Aurora celebrating a huge victory over Lisa Wren as the scene fades elsewhere.)
( Reckless Wiring comes back from commercial as a huge pop reverberates throughout the Chesapeake Energy Arena with the next match graphic appearing on the screen. )
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Stephie Love: The following contest is an “I QUIT” MATCH!!!!! In this match, there are no disqualifications, there are no count outs, and no pinfalls! The only way to win in this match is to force your opponent to say “I QUIT!”
( “Recreant” by Chelsea Grin echoes throughout the Chesapeake Energy Arena as it is immediately accompanied by ear-deafening boos. Ximena Velasquez jerks the curtain and marches onto the stage. She looks around the arena with her usual grimacing smirk before making her way down the ramp and towards the squared circle. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From El Paso, Texas, weighing in at 180 pounds… SHE IS THE “LA DIOSA,” XIIIIIIMENNNNNAAA VELLASSQUEEEEZZ!!!
Flannery McCoy: If you would have asked anyone that Ximena Velasquez would face Astraea Jordan at the beginning of the year, then we wouldn’t have believed you at all. However, that has been how the landscape of Elite Answers Wrestling has been for a couple of months. With the fifteen anniversary of this company, there has been a plethora of alumni talent coming back and Astraea Jordan was one of the many. Ximena Velasquez has not been hesitant to call Jordan overrated, washed up, and way past her prime. She believes that Astraea Jordan is just another washed relic apart of the #EAW15 agenda and believes that #EAWXV should be all about her.
Stew-O: This is an unexpected challenge for Ximena Velasquez, for sure. She accepted it, warning Astraea that she is not afraid of throwing her back into the obscurity, which tonight is the perfect platform to do so. Astraea is an example of what Ximena despises about this new hashtag trend, so it will be nothing but bittersweet for her to destroy her, tear her apart, and make her say those two iconic words. This could potentially be one of the biggest victories of her career. If she is able to spoil Astraea Jordan’s epic return to the land of Elite, there is no doubt that Ximena Velasquez will finally get her break in 2022. However, with all that being said, she is going to be standing across a new and improved Astraea Jordan. We saw how prosperous Astraea Jordan was back then, if she is better than ever, then Ximena Velasquez will have to put everything on the line just for her to speak those two words.
( While Ximena Velasquez stretches against the ropes, her theme song gradually goes silent. Everyone in the arena looks towards the titantron as they begin to buzz around. “AS-TRA-EA” chants begin to reverberate throughout the arena. The instrumental of “Party Goin’ Dumb” by Rico Nasty hits and the crowd lets out an earthquaking pop. Astraea Jordan steps onto the stage, looking more confident than she ever was, as she smiles and waves towards the crowd. She dances around the stage before stopping to pose at the top of the ramp. She points at Ximena Velasquez while she moseys her way down the aisle and closer towards the ring. )
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT! From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 165 pounds… ASTRAEAAAAA JORDANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The Windy City is represented here against the Texas-born. Astraea Jordan has her hands full tonight as he has already up against a huge challenge. I am not talking about size, or strength, but the fact that this is an “I Quit” match. I was a bit confused when the people voted for this stipulation, but it is clear what the people want to see. The people love Astraea Jordan, but they want to see whether she still got what it takes to succeed in this industry. This stipulation gives us the opportunity to see if Jordan still possesses the resilience, the heart, and determination that got her to the upper echelons before. She is going up against a titan of this industry, someone who has been known to squash their victims beneath their feet, and this could be a mismatch for crying out loud.
Stew-O: Astraea Jordan is back to prove that #AstraeaBetter is not just a slogan, but it is a lifestyle and a message to everyone that it won’t be long until she runs this place. Ximena Velasquez escalated this to a personal level by brutalizing the 2018 Empress of Elite in front of her own daughter. Jordan has taken umbrage to the fact because she did not come here to have her daughter see her mother be embarrassed in front of millions and millions. She came here to make her daughter proud, and her blood proud, and that may be one of the biggest weaknesses that Ximena Velasquez has become accustomed to for the past two weeks. Velasquez found a way to get under the skin of Jordan, and it will undoubtedly play a huge factor in this match. Astraea Jordan looks bright and confident tonight, but she needs to make sure that she keeps her cool and prove that she is bulletproof. With everything that has unfolded with her family in mind, Jordan would love to see her in submission tonight, but this is going to be interesting seeing these two styles clash.
( Astraea Jordan steps into the ring and begins to take her entrance gear off in her designated corner before the referee rings the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Jake Mercer: XIMENA VELASQUEZ GOES FOR A SHOTGUN DROPKICK FROM RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN CATCHES THE GIANT IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS HER INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! Velasquez thought she could get the advantage right when the bell tolled, but Astraea Jordan knew she would go for that approach and here is that power on display! We have forgotten the freak strength of the former tag team champion as she continues to carry Velasquez around the ring! You can see everyone in the crowd shocked by what they are seeing! AND SHE PLOPS VELASQUEZ DOWN WITH A KNEELING POWERBOMB!! AND SHE IMMEDIATELY HOVERS OVER AND BEGINS TO LET OUT A GROUND-AND-POUND OFFENSE!
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS WEEKS OF ASTRAEA’S PENT UP AGGRESSION OF VELASQUEZ GETTING PERSONAL!! SHE IS LETTING EVERY OUNCE OF IT GO WITH EVERY PUNCH THAT RUNS DOWN ONTO VELASQUEZ! Velasquez is able to protect her head from the blows and pushes Astraea Jordan away! She gets up to her feet, but Jordan is quicker and sends her faltering towards the corner with a roundhouse kick to the chest! JORDAN NOW COMES FROM THE SIDE AND STUNS HER WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!! AND JORDAN GOES FOR A SECOND ONE AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH!!!!
Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA JORDAN IS ALREADY BEATING LA DIOSA WITH THE AGILITY!! Jordan needs to avoid the claws of the hispanic dinosaur, and as long as she keeps up this fast-paced offense, then she will win this match in no time! Jordan runs to the adjacent corner and returns with another forearm smash! BUT XIMENA VELASQUEZ FINALLY GIVES AN ANSWER TO THIS OFFENSE BY IMPALING HER CHEST WITH A CLUBBING OPEN-HAND CHOP!! MY GOD!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ PUT SOME SPICE INTO THAT CHOP AS SHE WAS ABLE TO CHANGE THE COMPLEXION OF THIS MATCH WITHIN A BLINK OF AN EYE!
Stew-O: There is the ferocity that Ximena Velasquez is known for that Astraea Jordan forgot in the spur of the moment. She went to the well too often with those jumping forearm smashes and she paid hardly for that. A clubbing open-hand chop that could have caved a hole into her torso, and now Velasquez looks incensed. Velasquez tried to open this match with that shotgun dropkick, but Jordan had it scouted. She now has the upper edge over Jordan, and she is going to make her pay for that! Velasquez mounts on top of Jordan and begins to DISCHARGE HEFTY FOREARM SMASHES AFTER FOREARM SMASHES ONTO JORDAN! Jordan is throwing up her elbows in an attempt to cushion the strikes, but Velasquez is just too powerful! VELASQUEZ NOW GRABS HER BY THE HEAD WITH BOTH ARMS! AND SHE JUST PLUCKS HER OFF THE GROUND AND MUSCLES HER AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!
Flannery McCoy: AND VELASQUEZ SHOT PUTS HER INTO THE AIR WITH A BIEL THROW!! WHAT THE!?!? ASTRAEA JORDAN IS ABLE TO LAND ON HER FEET, BUT NO TIME FOR REST AS VELASQUEZ IMMEDIATELY RUSHES TOWARDS HER DIRECTION AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! JORDAN ROLLS FORWARD TO EVADE THE LARIAT, AND SHE BACKFLIPS FORWARD TO GET VELASQUEZ DOWN WITH THE HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!! SHE KIPS-UP AND THEN PROCEEDS TO FLOOR HER WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT AS SHE GOT UP!! Velasquez is down-and-out smack dab in the center of the ring while Jordan looks to flatten her with a handspring moonsault!
Stew-O: Velasquez rolls away to the side and Jordan is able to safely backflip onto her feet! Jordan is the more agile competitor once again and looks to reel Velasquez away with a precision dropkick! VELASQUEZ SNATCHES BOTH OF HER LEGS AND LOOKS TO CATAPULT HER THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING!! JORDAN DESPERATELY HOLDS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AS VELASQUEZ TRIES TO TUG HER AWAY! VELASQUEZ GOES FOR ONE FINAL TUG, AND JORDAN IS ABLE TO ADAPT IN MID-AIR AND DRIVE HER KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! THE TITAN IS STUNNED AS JORDAN NOW RUNS THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: JORDAN FASTLY APPROACHES VELASQUEZ!! VELASQUEZ RUNS TO THE SIDE!! JORDAN TURNS AROUND!! AND VELASQUEZ POUNCES JORDAN AND SHE GOES FLYING ACROSS THE RING!! JORDAN LANDS ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD, FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION AS VELASQUEZ QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP BY JUMPING INTO THE AIR!! AND FLATTENING JORDAN WHILE SHE WAS SCRUNCHED UP IN A BALL POSITION WITH A JUMPING SENTON SPLASH!!
Stew-O: EVERYONE IN THE ARENA JUST SCREECHED AND CRINGED AS JORDAN WAS FOLDED LIKE A BALL WHILE SHE WAS DESTROYED WITH THAT SENTON SPLASH! Astraea Jordan grabs her neck in pain while Ximena Velasquez slowly gets up to her feet. Velasquez stands in the middle of the ring and basks in the monsoon of boos that she receives from the Oklahoma crowd. She walks over to Astraea Jordan, who is still recovering from that crushing splash, and leans her up against the ropes! She drives her knees repeatedly nito her midsection before handling her like a ragdoll into the center of the ring!! AND SHE TOSSES HER TOWARDS THE OTHER CORNER OF THE RING WITH A BIEL THROW!!
Jake Mercer: AND XIMENA ISN’T DONE YET AS SHE GRABS HER YET AGAIN! AND SHE SHOT PUTS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR LIKE SHE WEIGHS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! JORDAN MIGHT HAVE THAT FREAK STRENGTH, BUT VELASQUEZ CAN RETURN THE SAME AMOUNT OF ENERGY. Velasquez slides out of the ring and circles the ringpost! AND SHE STEAMROLLS OVER THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION WITH ANOTHER POUNCING SHOULDER BLOCK! Velasquez continues to dominate Jordan as she now places her head between her legs and hoists her up into a powerbomb position!
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS AIMING TO LAUNCH JORDAN INTO THE LED RINGPOST WITH A POWERBOMB!! BUT JORDAN GRABS A HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE AND USES IT TO FREE HERSELF FROM HER POSSESSION!! AND JORDAN SLIDES ACROSS THE APRON AND CONNECTS WITH A SLIDING KNEE STRIKE!! AND THEN SHE GRABS HER HAND AND STOMPS IT ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! Jordan has the bigger individual stunned as she now springboards off the top rope! WITH A SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT THAT TAKES LA DIOSA OFF HER FEET AND FLATTENS HER ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: Astraea Jordan goes high risk and takes out Ximena Velasquez on her way down! All she needs to do is just get her into the ring and pin her damnit! Jordan brings her up to her feet and slams her face-first onto the apron! AND THEN SHE GRABS AHOLD ONTO HER TIGHTS!! AND JUST TOSSES HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! DID YOU SEE HOW THE STEEL STEPS MOVED! ONCE VELASQUEZ COLLIDED INTO IT, THE STEEL STEPS WENT ABOUT 5 METERS AWAY FROM WHERE IT ORIGINALLY WAS! Jordan with a smile on her face because this is exactly what Velasquez did to her a couple of weeks ago! Jordan now picks Velasquez back up and IRISH WHIPS HER BACK INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH THUNDEROUS FORCE JORDAN GIVING VELASQUEZ A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE AS SHE NOW TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK!!
Stew-O: AND SHE DRIVES HER KNEE INTO VELASQUEZ’ HEAD INTO THE BARRICADE!! NO!! VELASQUEZ INTERCEPTS AND JORDAN SMACKS HER KNEE AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! JORDAN HOLDS HER KNEE IN PAIN AS VELASQUEZ CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT THAT SENDS JORDAN CLOSER RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR ANNOUNCE DESK!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez circles the ring post and LOOKS TO POUNCE ASTRAEA JORDAN TOWARDS OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! OH NO!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH A DROPKICK TO THE LEFT KNEE AND VELASQUEZ TRIPS AND AIMLESSLY GOES FLYING OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! LUCKILY WE GOT OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME!! ASTRAEA JORDAN EVADESD DISASTER THERE AS XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS TRYING TO MAKE OUR WAY FROM OUT OF BEHIND OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! VELASQUEZ JUST GOT BAMBOOZLED AS JORDAN NOW PUSHES THE STEEL STEPS FURTHER TOWARDS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
Flannery McCoy: JORDAN NOW GETS A RUNNING START AND LEAPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS!! AND SHE SPEARS VELASQUEZ THROUGH THE BARRICADE BEHIND OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A JUMPING SPEAR!! OH MY GOD! The referee looks at them and asks both of them if they have reached their limit! Both Velasquez and Jordan completely ignored the referee as they went crashing into the barricade! Jordan gradually gets up while Velasquez holds her ribs in pain. She doesn’t go after Velasquez as she clears our announce table! She takes everything off our table before grabbing Velasquez! VELASQUEZ INSTINCTIVELY PUSHES JORDAN INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! AND JORDAN GOES RIBS FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE TABLE!! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT AS VELASQUEZ NOW QUICKLY PICKS JORDAN UP AND LOOKS TO SLAM HER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Jake Mercer: BUT JORDAN LUCKILY EVADES AND SLIDES OFF HER SHOULDERS!! AND JORDAN WHIPS HER WITH HER LONG ASS BRAIDS!! AND JORDAN SMACKS HER WITH HER BRAIDS ONCE AGAIN!! YOU CAN SEE WELTS STARTING TO FORM ACROSS THE LOWER CHEST AREA OF VELASQUEZ AS JORDAN NOW COMPLETELY KNOCKS HER OUT WITH A PRECISION SPINNING HEEL KICK ACROSS THE JAW! VELASQUEZ IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! AY!! OUT LIKE A LIGHT AS JORDAN PICKS HER UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY AND LAYS HER OUT ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!?
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez is unconscious in a supine position on top of the announce table! She has yet to move after that spinning heel kick to the face as Jordan turns around and climbs onto the apron. She begins to ascend the turnbuckles as we know exactly what she is going for! Could she potentially be going for the Air Jordan off the top turnbuckle onto the announce table below! THE FAMOUS 450 SPLASH FROM THAT DISTANCE!! THERE IS NO WAY SHE COULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT, COULD SHE!?/
Stew-O: Astraea Jordan is perched on the top turnbuckle as she takes in a deep breath. She looks around the Chesapeake Energy Arena and smiles as everyone cheers her on! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE LAST OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ IF SHE CONNECTS WITH THIS!! JORDAN LOOKS DOWN AND STEPS UP INTO THE AIR!! FOR THE AIR JORDAN OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE!?! VELASQUEZ SUDDENLY GETS OFF THE TABLE AND GRABS JORDAN’S BRAIDS BEFORE SHE COULD SET FLIGHT!! JORDAN MADE THE MISTAKE OF HAVING HER HAIR DANGLING BELOW AND VELASQUEZ HOLDS ONTO IT TIGHT FROM RINGSIDE BELOW!!
AND SHE PULLS THE BRAIDS TOWARDS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Stew-O: AND ASTRAEA JORDAN GOES CRASHING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE BELOW!! OH MY GOD!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ USES ASTRAEA JORDAN’S HAIR TO HER ADVANTAGE AND WE MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF ASTRAEA JORDAN RIGHT THERE! ASTRAEA JORDAN DESCENDS UNPROTECTED, CRASHING AND BURNING ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS SHE HAS YET TO GET UP!! SHE IS TWITCHING AND SHAKING AS THE REFEREE SLIDES OVER TO CHECK ON ASTRAEA JORDAN!
Flannery McCoy: The referee puts the microphone in her face as Astraea Jordan continues to feel the impact of that dangerous fall!
Referee: ASTRAEA, DO YOU QUIT?
Astraea Jordan: NO!!
Stew-O: A CASUAL, YET CONVINCING NO AS XIMENA VELASQUEZ THOUGHT THIS COULD BE IT!!THE MATCH IS NOT OVER AS XIMENA VELASQUEZ LOOKS AT ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH ANGER!! SHE QUICKLY STOMPS OVER TOWARDS JORDAN’S HALF DEAD BODY AND PICKS HER UP!! SHE THROWS HER INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! AND TOSSES HER INTO THE LED RINGPOST!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ SLAMS HER WITH AUTHORITY AGAINST THE RINGPOST WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB AS SHE GETS THE REFEREE TO ASK ASTRAEA TO QUIT!
Referee: DO YOU GIVE UP?
( Astraea Jordan slaps the microphone away. )
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez looks like she has seen a ghost as she now brings the beaten and battered Astraea Jordan and brings her up to her feet! AND SHE HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STEEL STEPS!! AND SHE GETS THE ONE-ARM IN! VELASQUEZ IS GOING TO CONNECT WITH THAT ONE-ARM POWERBOMB ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Flannery McCoy: THE XV ONE ARM POWERBOMB CONNECTS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! JORDAN REVERSES THE ONE ARM POWERBOMB WITH A DDT THAT SPIKES VELASQUEZ’ SKULL ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!! JORDAN MIGHT HAVE CRASHED BACK-FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS, BUT IT WAS WORTH THE SACRIFICE!! JORDAN WAS STUCK IN A LULL AND THIS HAS BROKEN IT! JORDAN NOW CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON WHILE XIMENA VELASQUEZ CALIBRATES HERSELF AFTER GOING FACE-FIRST ONTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL!! VELASQUEZ MIGHT HAVE A CONCUSSION AS SHE GRADUALLY USES THE STEEL STEPS TO GET UP THEIR FEET!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE!?
Flannery McCoy: XIMENA VELASQUEZ LOOKS UP!! AND ASTRAEA JORDAN DROPS FROM ABOVE!! AND DECIMATES HER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH THE ELEVATED DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! THERE IS THE POWER OF QUALITY AS JORDAN PERFORMS A DEATH FROM ABOVE MANEUVER!! VELASQUEZ’ BACK MIGHT BE BROKEN IN RESULT OF THE FOOT STOMP INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS JORDAN GESTURES TOWARDS THE REFEREE TO ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GIVE UP IN THIS MATCH!
Referee: XIMENA, DO YOU WANT TO QUIT?
Ximena Velasquez: NUNCA!! NEVER!!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez remains alive in this match as she now begins to cough blood onto the ringside floor! Astraea Jordan is in a whole other place right now as she brings a table and a two feet long barbed wire into the ring. Velasquez crawls over and looks to get ahold of a weapon from under the ring as well. Jordan slides the table into the ring before she enters the ring with the barbed wire in hand and leans the table up against the corner turnbuckles. She smiles at what she has set up and sees Velasquez bent over against the apron.
Jake Mercer: Astraea Jordan reaches through the ropes and grabs hold of Velasquez! VELASQUEZ WITH A FOREARM SMASH THAT SENDS JORDAN INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!! JORDAN DROPS THE BARBED WIRE AS VELASQUEZ GRABS A HOLD OF A LITTLE POUCH AND PROCEEDS TO SLIDE INTO THE RING WITH IT!! JORDAN HAS YET TO CLAP BACK FROM THAT DISGUSTING FOREARM SMASH AS VELASQUEZ DROPS THE POUCH AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO JORDAN WITH A STANDING ELBOW DROP!! VELASQUEZ IS NOT DONE YET AS SHE STOMPS ON HER HEAD BEFORE CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN SLOWLY GETS UP TO HER FEET WHILE XIMENA VELASQUEZ HAS SOMEHOW MADE HER WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Jake Mercer: JORDAN SEES HER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!! AND ASTRAEA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK THAT FURTHER STUNS VELASQUEZ ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: Ximena is in a slumped position on the top turnbuckle as Jordan now focuses on the mysterious pouch that Jordan introduced into this match! She crawls over and picks it up. She opens to see what is inside and she shakes her head, but also smiles at the contents inside! She tilts it over and spills the contents all over the middle of the ring.
( Astraea Jordan pours a medley of thumbtacks, glass shards, and legos into the center of the ring. )
Flannery McCoy: UH OH!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ SEES THAT ASTRAEA JORDAN HAS ALREADY BEAT HER TO THE CHASE AND TRIES TO MOVE UP THE TURNBUCKLES!! JORDAN JUMPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS HER FROM THE SIDE!! OH NO!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS COMPROMISED BY HER AGILITY AS JORDAN NOW SENDS HER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY!! Spanish fly onto the medley of thumbtacks, shattered glass, and legos!! HOLYY SHITT!!!
Stew-O: NO!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ RAKES THE EYES AND JORDAN LOSES HER VISION!! JORDAN LOSES BALANCE AND FALLS FACE-FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! JORDAN IS WOBBLING!! SHE IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH AS VELASQUEZ NOW SOARS INTO THE AIR!! AND SHE GOES AIR VELASQUEZ HERSELF!! VELASQUEZ WITH A TOP ROPE DROPKICK THAT SENDS JORDAN FALLING RIGHT INTO THE MEDLEY BELOW!! JORDAN COLLIDES INTO THE THUMBTACKS, GLASS, AND LEGOS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN!
Jake Mercer: XIMENA VELASQUES DOES NOT GET THE REFEREE TO ASK HER AS SHE NOW WATCHES HER FEEL THE AFFECTS! YOU CAN SEE THE THUMBTACKS AND GLASS EMBEDDED IN HER BACK AS VELASQUEZ STOPS WATCHING HER AND NOW PULLS HER UP TO HER FEET!! HE CLAWS HER WITH ONE ARM AND GOES FOR THE ONE ARM POWERBOMB ONTO THE MEDLEY BELOW FOR GOOD MEASURE!! THIS WILL SURELY WIN THE MATCH FOR HER AT THIS POINT!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A SECOND!! JORDAN COUNTERS AND SCOOPS HER UP!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH!! HOW IS SHE STILL DOING THIS!! AND SHE DRILLS VELASQUEZ INTO THE DANGEROUS SHARP MIX WITH THE CHIRAQ FLOWSION!! THE CHIRAQ FLOWSION FROM THE CHIRAQ ORIGINAL AS XIMENA VELASQUEZ NOW GETS TO EXPERIENCE WHAT IT FELT LIKE WHEN JORDAN FELL RIGHT INTO THE THUMBTACKS, SHARDS, AND LEGO!! JORDAN WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE NOW ROLLS OVER TO THE CORNER AND AWAITS FOR HER TO GET UP TO HER FEET!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez continues to try and weather the agony she is going through! The camera zooms in on the thumbtacks and glass deep in her back while Jordan is seething in the corner turnbuckles waiting to end Velasquez for good! Velasquez slowly emerges to her feet, trying not to fall once again while JORDAN APPROACHES HER FROM BEHIND!! AND SHE LOOKS TO SPEAR XIMENA INTO THE TABLE LEANED UP AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!
Jake Mercer: SPEAR INTO THE TABLE IN TRIBUTE OF THE HALL OF FAMER, MR. DEDEDE!!
Flannery McCoy: VELASQUEZ LAUNCHES HERSELF THROUGH THE ROPES AND GETS OUT OF HARM’S WAY!! AND JORDAN GOES CRASHING INTO THE TABLE!! RIGHT WHEN WE THOUGHT JORDAN WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE THIS MATCH, VELASQUEZ HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO REMAIN STRONG AND GET OUT OF THE WAY!! JORDAN JUST SPLIT THE TABLE IN HALF, AND SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST SPLIT HERSELF IN HALF IN THE PROCESS!! VELASQUEZ IS ON BOTH KNEES AT RINGSIDE, TRYING TO GET THE SHARDS AND THUMBTACKS OUT OF HER BACK, BUT THERE IS NO USE!
Jake Mercer: Astraea Jordan is starting to gain some consciousness after going spearheading into the table unprotected. Velasquez circles the ringpost and grabs Jordan by her feet! Jordan isn’t fast enough to respond as she is snatched like a prey! Velasquez yanks her out of the ring and Jordan goes back first onto the ringside floor. Velasquez now proceeds to grab her by the braid and uses it to drag her up the ramp! This is some savagery on display from La Diosa as Astraea Jordan is being handled like a ragdoll! Just disrespect shown as she just grabs her hair like that!
Flannery McCoy: I am sure that Velasquez wouldn’t take it kindly if someone would grab her hair like that, but that is what measures Velasquez has chosen to take in this match. She has taken it personally. She has put Jordan’s family in her name and she has disrespected her bloodline. Velasquez has tried to get under the skin in hopes that she gets rid of what she deems as just another ancient relic that management dusted and remembered that they existed. Velasquez aims to eliminate one of them, and we may be seconds away from seeing the end of Astraea Jordan.
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez is done pulling her up to the stage as she now pulls her up to her feet. She lifts her up by both hands in a GORILLA PRESS HOLD!! OH NO!! AND SHE RUNS AND LOOKS TO TOSS HER OFF THE STAGE AND ONTO THE DEBRIS BELOW!! BUT ASTRAEA SHOWS SOME LIFE AND GETS AWAY FROM VELASQUEZ!! AND SHE HOLDS ONTO VELASQUEZ’S HAIR!! AND SHE PULLS HER IN AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE JAW!! I THINK I JUST SAW A TOOTH FLY OUT OF HER MOUTH AS ASTRAEA JORDAN NOW FULLY SENDS HER OFF HER TWO FEET WITH A NASTY SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez might be knocked out as Astraea Jordan now grabs her leg! AND SHE LOOKS TO PUT HER IN THAT BOSTON CRAB!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN THE THOT BREAKER IN FRUITION FOR A LONG TIME, BUT VELASQUEZ USES HER OTHER FEET TO THRUST JORDAN AWAY!! JORDAN NEARLY FALLS OFF THE STAGE AS THAT IS HOW POWERFUL VELASQUEZ CAN GET!! JORDAN AND VELASQUEZ BOTH GET UP TO THEIR FEET AND START UNLOADING ALL HELL ONTO EACH OTHER!! THEY ARE JUST UNLEASHING STRIKES AND PUNCHES IN HOPES THAT THE OTHER GETS TIRED, BUT THERE IS NO END IN SIGHT WITH THIS RAPID-FIRE EXCHANGE
Jake Mercer: AND LOOK AT THIS!! ASTRAEA JORDAN IS OVERPOWERING LA DIOSA!! JORDAN CONTINUES TO PEPPER WITH SOUTHPAW PUNCHES AS VELASQUEZ IS STARTING TO LOSE THE OFFENSE!! VELASQUEZ HAS NOW COMPLETELY TRANSITIONED TO A DEFENSIVE POSITION AS JORDAN IS JUST UNLEASHING EVERY DAMN PUNCH THAT SHE HAS LEFT IN HER BODY!! AND NOW JORDAN GOES FOR THE REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! FREE SMOKE!! NO!! VELASQUEZ GRABS HER FOOT AND SPINS HER AROUND!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE WESTERN LARIAT!!!! VELASQUEZ DECAPITATES JORDAN WITH THE PA’ LA RAZA!!
Stew-O: VELASQUEZ MISSES THE WESTERN LARIAT!! AND JORDAN REACHES DOWN AND HOISTS VELASQUEZ INTO A GORILLA PRESS!! OH MY GOD!! HOW CAN SHE DO THIS!! VELASQUEZ QUICKLY OVERPOWERS AND LANDS ON HER FEET!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH AN OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! AND JORDAN NOW TURNS AROUND WHILE VELASQUEZ JUMPS AND LOOKS TO SPLIT HER IN HALF WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: JORDAN COUNTERS THE RUNNING CROSSBODY BY CATCHING AND CARRIES HER ACROSS THE STAGE!! ASTRAEA JORDAN JUST CASUALLY HAULING AROUND NEARLY TWO-HUNDRED POUNDS OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ AS SHE MAKES HER WAY IN FRONT OF THE MINI TITANTRON ON THE STAGE!! AND SHE THROWS HER OVERHEAD!
**BOOM!!!!!**
Stew-O: AND ASTRAEA JORDAN LAUNCHES VELASQUEZ THROUGH THE MINI TITANTRON WITH A RELEASE FALLAWAY SLAM!! OH MYYYY GOOODDDDDD!! ASTRAEA JORDAN JUST SENT VELASQUEZ THROUGH THE DIGITAL BOARDS HERE ON THE STAGE!!!
Flannery McCoy: A MAJORITY OF THE TRONS BEGIN TO GLITCH OUT AS THERE IS A HOLE IN IT!! VELASQUEZ JUST CAVED THROUGH THE TITANTRON AS ASTRAEA JORDAN DEMANDS THE REFEREE TO WALK THROUGH THE DEBRIS AND TELL HER TO GIVE IT UP!
Referee: WILL YOU QU-
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN TAKES THE MICROPHONE AND KNEELS ON VELASQUEZ’ CHEST!! AND SHE SHOVES THE MICROPHONE INTO HER MOUTH AS SHE DEMANDS FOR HER TO SAY IT!
Astraea Jordan: SAY IT! DON’T MAKE THIS MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE!
( Ximena Velasquez does not respond. Instead she coughs and breathes heavily into the microphone. Astraea Jordan becomes incensed and begins to drive the microphone repeatedly into the top of her head to make her bleed. )
Flannery McCoy: ASTRAEA JORDAN IS NOW REPEATEDLY BASHING HER HEAD IN WITH THE MICROPHONE THE REFEREE HAD!! SHE THROWS THE MICROPHONE AWAY BEFORE DIGGING THROUGH THE TITANTRON DEBRIS AND SHE IS ENTICED BY THE BIGGEST DEBRIS SHARD! SHE SEES A HUGE SHARP PART BROKEN OFF THE VIDEO STRIP AND LIFTS IT UP OFF THE GROUND! AND SHE AIMS IT AT HER CHEST!!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN IS LOOKING TO DRIVE THAT HUGE SHARP DEBRIS INTO THE CHEST OF HER OPPONENT! BUT VELASQUEZ IS HOLDING ONTO THE SIDES OF IT, STOPPING FROM JORDAN FROM REACHING HER CHEST!! HOW MUCH MORE DOES LA DIOSA HAVE LEFT IN HER!?! JORDAN IS TRYING TO IMPALE HER WITH IT, BUT VELASQUEZ IS SOMEHOW HAVING A SECOND WIND AND OVERPOWERING THE FORMER EMPRESS OF ELITE!! JORDAN IS STRUGGLING TO GET THE UPPER HAND AS VELASQUEZ IS ABLE TO GRAB AHOLD OF THE DEBRIS STICK AND SHE SMACKS IT ACROSS THE SIDE OF HER HEAD!!
Flannery McCoy: DID YOU SEE THE BLOOD SPILL ALL OVER THE STAGE?!?! VELASQUEZ MIGHT HAVE JUST MURDERED ASTRAEA JORDAN HERE IN OKLAHOMA!! NO MORE OF #ASTRAEABETTER, IT MIGHT JUST BE #RIPASTRAEA!! ASTRAEA IS TREMBLING AND TWITCHING FROM THE BLOW TO THE HEAD AS SHE SEEMS PARALYZED!! BLOOD IS FLOWING RIGHT OUT OF HER EAR AND MOUTH AS VELASQUEZ IS NOT DONE YET!! VELASQUEZ WANTS TO DO MORE DAMAGE TO ASTRAEA EVEN THOUGH SHE MIGHT BE PARALYZED!! THIS IS INHUMANE!! THE REFEREE NEEDS TO STOP THIS!! COME ON!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE CANNOT STOP THIS UNTIL ONE OF THEM SAYS I QUIT!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ GRABS AHOLD OF THE HUGE CAMERA RIG LOOKING OVER THEM!! AND SHE WAITS FOR ASTRAEA TO GET UP TO HER FEET!! I BET ASTRAEA DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS AS XIMENA NOW HOLDS UP THE CAMERA RIG LIFT FROM ABOVE!! AND SHE SWINGS IT AND IT GOES COLLIDING INTO THE BACK OF ASTRAEA’S HEAD!! ASTRAEA HAS TO BE DONE FOR AS XIMENA IS NOT GOING FOR THE VICTORY!! SHE IS NOT GOING FOR THE SATISFACTION OF THOSE TWO WORDS AS SHE NOW PICKS UP ASTRAEA AND CHUCKS HER DOWN THE RAMP!
Flannery McCoy: Astraea Jordan tweeted earlier this morning that this is not only just a match for her, but this is a new beginning for Jordan. This is a new phase, a new era, a new dynasty for the woman, and Ximena Velasquez knows how much of an impact she would make if she would just stop before that could even begin. Velasquez wants her to go away. Velasquez wants to use her as an example to any alumni that wants to make their grand return to Elite Answers Wrestling. What she is doing is absolutely reckless and inhumane, but she doesn’t care! What good does this do if she is doing this despite Jordan is already in a position to say I Quit!?!
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez just tosses Astraea Jordan down the ramp as she is now using her hair to drag her through ringside. Velasquez now grabs her by the neck and just chucks her back into the ring! Jordan falls right into the medley from earlier and screams in pain while Velasquez looks to introduce new weaponry into this match. Velasquez wants to make sure that Jordan does not return after this match, and whatever she has in plan may seal the deal for that to happen. Velasquez begins to grab steel chair after steel chair and chucks them into the ring! Astraea Jordan has yet to snap into the moment whereas Velasquez has already introduced up to seven steel chairs in one corner of the ring!
( Ximena Velasquez is not done introducing weapons as she looks under the apron and slides out a gigantic glass ceiling. )
Jake Mercer: WHO THE HELL PUT THAT UNDER THERE?!?! Ximena Velasquez bridges that enormous glass platform between the apron and the barricade as she looks under the apron once again! AND SHE PULLS OUT A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS!! VELASQUEZ IS GOING TO SEAL THE DEAL FOR SURE AS SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CROUCHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS ASTRAEA JORDAN! She takes the microphone away from the referee and grabs Astraea by her jaw.
Ximena Velasquez: Are you done, yet? Seriously! You have already embarrassed your husband and daugh-
**POW!!**
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH A HEADBUTT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ DROPS THE HANDCUFFS AND IT FALLS UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!! VELASQUEZ GOT ABSOLUTELY SURPRISED BY THAT HEADBUTT AS ASTRAEA JORDAN APPEARS TO BE PISSED OFF!! VELASQUEZ HAD BEEN PUSHING HER TOO FAR WITH INVOLVING HER FAMILY IN THIS FEUD, AND THAT MENTION OF HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER MIGHT HAVE JUST WOKEN UP FROM THAT SLUMP!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW JORDAN MOUNTS ON TOP AND REPEATEDLY PUNCHES DOWN ONTO HER HEAD!! VELASQUEZ ISN’T DEFENDING HERSELF FROM THESE PUNCHES AS JORDAN IS JUST BEATING HER HEAD IN!! COME ON!! STOP THIS!! THE REFEREE PUTS THE MICROPHONE NEAR VELASQUEZ AS NOW JORDAN REPEATEDLY STOMPS IT IN NOW!! COME ON!! STOP THIS MATCH NOW!! JORDAN NOW JUMPS UP AND STOMPS ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN NOW DRAGS HER ON TOP OF THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!! AND SHE IS PERCHED ON THE TOP NOW!! AND SHE SOARS OFF AND FLATTENS LA DIOSA ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS WITH AIR JORDAN!! THE 450 SPLASH CONNECTS, AND ASTRAEA JORDAN NOW GRABS THE MICROPHONE AND KNEELS OVER LA DIOSA!! THERE IS NO WAY THAT XIMENA VELASQUEZ CAN STILL CONTINUE IN THIS MATCH!! AFTER THOSE REPEATED BLOWS TO THE HEAD AND THE 450 SPLASH ONTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!! IT HAS TO BE ENOUGH FOR XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!! THERE IS NOTHING ON THE LINE!! IS IT WORTH ENOUGH FOR THIS!?!?
Astraea Jordan: So, what do you say, huh?
( Ximena Velasquez takes a while before she talks into the microphone. She breathes heavily and coughs into the microphone yet again. )
Ximena Velasquez: I….. QU-
Stew-O: VELASQUEZ WITH AN UP KICK TO THE FACE OF ASTRAEA JORDAN!! LA DIOSA SUCKERED HER IN AS JORDAN GOT STUNNED BY THAT KICK!! SHE HOLDS HER HEAD IN PAIN AS VELASQUEZ GETS UP TO HER FEET AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND SHE CHARGES INTO ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH AN INTENT TO DESTROY!! A WILL TO MURDER!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ GOES FOR A SPEAR OF HER OWN!!
Flannery McCoy: ASTRAEA JORDAN INTERCEPTS THE SPEAR WITH A SUPERKICK!! AND SHE NOW PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE CABLE FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH!! AND SHE WRAPS IT AROUND HER HEAD!! AND SHE LOOKS TO MASH THE BRAINS OF LA DIOSA!! SHE SWINGS FOR A PUNCH!!! JORDAN SWINGS FOR THE HAYMAKER PUNCH AND IT CONNECTS CLEAN ON THE JAW!
Stew-O: NO!!! XIMENA STICKS HER LEFT FINGERS INTO THE RIGHT EYE OF ASTRAEA JORDAN!! JORDAN SCREAMS IN PAIN, BUT IT DOESN”T STOP HER AS SHE SWINGS HER BARBED WIRE FIST AND USES IT TO GOUGE XIMENA’S EYE AS WELL!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE GOUGING EACH OTHER’S EYES, BUT JORDAN MAINTAINS THE HOLD WITH THE BARBED WIRE AS SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO DIG OUT THE EYE OF LA DIOSA!! SHE STOPS BEFORE THROWING AWAY THE BARBED WIRE AND BRINGING HER UP TO HER FEET!
Flannery McCoy: There is now blood pouring out of the right eye of Ximena Velasquez as Astraea Jordan now drags her weightless body towards the pile of steel chairs. She brings her up to her feet and hooks over the arm! SHE GRABS THE TIGHTS AND HOISTS VELASQUEZ INTO A VERTICAL POSITION!! OH MY GOD!!! IT IS UNBELIEVABLE HOW JORDAN STILL HAS THIS AMOUNT OF ENERGY LEFT IN HER TO CASUALLY HOIST LA DIOSA UP INTO THE AIR INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!
Jake Mercer: AND JORDAN GOES FOR THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE!! THE VERTICAL SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ONTO THE PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS THAT SHE ADOPTED FROM THE HARDCORE LEGEND HIMSELF, CAGE!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! LA DIOSA IS ABLE TO GET OFF HER SHOULDERS!! AND SHE TURNS ASTRAEA AROUND!! AND SHE TURNS ASTRAEA INSIDE OUT WITH THE WESTERN LARIAT!! PA LA RAZA CONNECTS AND XIMENA VELASQUEZ HAS GOTTEN THE UPPER ADVANTAGE HERE!! ASTRAEA JORDAN FELL HARD ON THE STEEL CHAIRS AS XIMENA VELASQUEZ USES THE ROPES TO GET UP TO HER FEET!! SHE TRIES TO SHAKE THE BLOOD OUT OF HER EYES BEFORE SHE FOCUSES HER LENSES ONTO THE TASK AT HAND.
Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA JORDAN’S ENTIRE FACE AND BACK IS SATURATED WITH THE RED BLOOD! Ximena Velasquez is standing over her body as she takes a deep breath. Oklahoma rains down on La Diosa with a monsoon of boos. Their roaring boos are like a tornado, get it! Astraea Jordan now grabs onto Velasquez’s legs as she uses it to get up to her feet.
Stew-O: Velasquez takes a deep breath and looks to the side to see the glass ceiling that she set up here at ringside. Velasquez connects with an open-hand chop to the face before she drags Astraea Jordan through the ropes. La Diosa brings the battle to the apron. They are both in a precarious position here! Velasquez hooks both arms and faces her back against the glass ceiling on the apron!
Jake Mercer: VELASQUEZ HOISTS JORDAN INTO THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!! AND SHE DRIVES HER THROUGH THE GLASS CEILING!! THE 915 CONNECTS!
**CRAS-**
Flannery McCoy: NO!! VELASQUEZ FAILS TO DIAL UP THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE IN HER ARSENAL AS JORDAN USES THE MOMENTUM OF THE LIFT TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE RING!! VELASQUEZ TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO RECTIFY THE MISTAKE!! BUT JORDAN HAS REBOUNDED THE ROPES AND LUNGES TOWARDS VELASQUEZ!
Stew-O: FREE SMOKE!! ASTRAEA JORDAN CLOCKS VELASQUEZ WITH THE REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!
Jake Mercer: FREE SMOKE CONNECTS AS XIMENA NOW LOSES BALANCE AND GOES CRASHING INTO THE GLASS CEILING BELOW HER!!
**CRASH!!**
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ GOES CRASHING BACK-FIRST INTO THE GLASS CEILING AS ASTRAEA JORDAN STANDS IN THE RING PROUD OF WHAT SHE JUST DID TO HER!! HOW IRONIC THAT SHE WENT THROUGH THE WEAPON THAT SHE INTRODUCED INTO THIS MATCH! ASTRAEA JORDAN SMILES AT THE CROWD BEFORE LOOKING DOWN AND STEPPING THROUGH THE ROPES!! SHE IS CAREFUL STEPPING THROUGH THE GLASS DEBRIS AS SHE NOW BRINGS THE DEAD WEIGHT OF LA DIOSA BACK INTO THE RING!
( While Ximena Velasquez remains unconscious in the center of the ring, Astraea Jordan wraps barbed wire around her left foot. She hops over towards Velasquez and holds a microphone to her face. )
Astraea Jordan:SAY IT! NOW!!
( Ximena Velasquez just giggles in response. Astraea Jordan seems dead serious as she tightens her grip on her hair. Velasquez lets out a painful scream as she continues to laugh even more. )
Ximena Velasquez: Such a shame that your bastard of a daughter is going to be raised by such a fucking PIECE OF SHIT. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP TO YOU!! YOU ARE A HASBEEN!
Astraea Jordan: https://c.tenor.com/XpP5UgHUs_MAAAAC/bianca-belair-mad.gif
( Astraea Jordan looks to the side and takes a deep breath. Ximena maniacally smiles at after talking trash as Jordan shakes her head as her anger turns into a subtle smile. )
Ximena Velasquez: YOU DON’T BELONG HERE ANYMORE.
Astraea Jordan: Sure Jan.
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ GOES FOR THE SAME UP KICK SHE EXECUTED EARLIER, BUT ASTRAEA JORDAN HAD IT SCOUTED!! JORDAN HOLDS HER LEFT FOOT UP AS VELASQUEZ DESPERATELY TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE POSITION!! JORDAN GAVE HER AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET OUT OF THIS MATCH WHILE SHE COULD, AND SHE IS ABOUT TO MAKE HER PAY WITH THE PERSONAL COMMENTS THAT SHE MADE!!
Flannery McCoy: ASTRAEA JORDAN INTENTIONALLY DRAGS HER ACROSS THE RING AND HAS HER LYING DOWN ONTO THE MEDLEY OF THUMBTACKS, LEGO BLOCKS, AND GLASS SHARDS!! AND SHE TWISTS LA DIOSA AROUND AND CROUCHES INTO THE THOT BREAKER!! THE BOSTON CRAB AND SHE NOW PLACES THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED FOOT ONTO THE BACK OF LA DIOSA’S HEAD!! AND SHE VIOLENTLY PRESSES AGAINST IT!
Stew-O: XIMENA BEGINS TO SCREAM IN PAIN!! NOT ONLY IS HER ENTIRE UPPER BODY IS BEING PRESSED INTO THE SHARP MIX, BUT ASTRAEA IS RUTHLESSLY DIGGING HER BARBED WIRE SOLE INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! THE THOT BREAKER IS CONNECTED!
Referee: WHAT DO YOU SAY!?!?
Ximena Velasquez: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Stew-O: ASTRAEA JORDAN IS PUTTING EVERYTHING SHE HAS GOT INTO THE THOT BREAKER!! BUT VELASQUEZ REFUSES TO GIVE UP!! JORDAN LIFTS UP HER BARBED WIRE FOOT AND BEGINS TO STOMP IT ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! JORDAN BEGINS TO JUST BUTCHER THE FLESH ON HER HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE REPEATED STOMPS AS VELASQUEZ CONTINUES TO SCREAM!!
Flannery McCoy: JORDAN IS NOW SENDING HEEL KICKS WITH THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED FOOT WHILE SHE HAS THE THOT BREAKER CINCHED IN!! AND SHE RETURNS TO STOMPING DOWN THE HEAD!! VELASQUEZ IS SCREAMING THE LOUDEST WE HAVE EVER SEEN HER SCREAM AS JORDON CONTINUOUSLY TO EMOTIONLESSLY MAKE VELASQUEZ GO THROUGH A NIGHTMARE!! JORDAN STOMPS IT EVEN FASTER NOW!!
Ximena Velasquez: AHHHHHHHH!! I GIVE UP!! ASTRAEA, I GIVE UP!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. ASTRAEAAAA JORDANNNN!!!
( “Party Goin’ Dumb” by Rico Nasty blasts through the speakers and it is accompanied by a volcano eruption of a pop. Astraea Jordan lets go of the Boston crab and falls into the second rope. She lets out a smile of relief while a puddle of blood forms under the head of Ximena Velasquez’ head. Astraea Jordan painfully climbs onto the top turnbuckle and poses for the victory. )
Flannery McCoy: If you had any doubt about whether Astraea Jordan could go the long distance back in Elite Answers Wrestling or not. If you had any uncertainty about Jordan’s will to survive, and if she still possesses the ruthlessness and savagery that she used to succeed in the past. With her legendary performance tonight, Astraea Jordan just cleared every ounce of suspicion that was casted upon her. She demonstrated that she is still a force not to be reckoned with. She showed everyone that #AstraeaBetter is not just a slogan, but it is an indication of who will soon be the face of Friday nights.
Jack Mercer: What a fucking match! Ximena Velasquez and Astraea Jordan had taken this feud to a personal level, and tonight was a perfect culmination for the tensions that have been building up between them for weeks on end. Ximena Velasquez involved Jordan’s family into this rivalry, and Jordan not only showed that she is #better, but she put on an exhibit on what exactly would happen if you choose to disrespect her family, HER BLOOD! Ximena Velasquez paid the price of toeing that personal line, and we might not see Ximena Velasquez for a while after tonight!
( Astraea Jordan exits the ring and begins dancing up the ramp with her braid in victory. Ximena Velasquez are being checked up on by medics as the crowd continues to loudly serenade Jordan for her successful return match. )
Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez headed into this match with an intent to kick Astraea Jordan back to obscurity, and she got one of the most brutal matches of her life. Even though she lost, she proved that she possesses the ruthless aggression that she will need to succeed in this industry. Ximena Velasquez is a part of the bright future we have here in Elite Answers Wrestling. You may not respect her tactics, but you have got to show some respect to her performance and persistence tonight. Congratulations to Astraea Jordan!
( The final shot is Astraea Jordan sending her love to the Oklahoma crowd on the stage. It fades to a commercial break. )
( A commercial begins with Jon Kelton playing WWE 2K22 by himself. The screen shows in-game Jon Kelton with a 100 overall as he faces off against a 30 overall Danny Tanner. It shows highlights of him dominating Tanner in the game before the camera pans to him throwing a thumbs up to his gameplay. )
(Reckless Wiring fades back into the arena where the next match graphic is seen flashing on the screen, causing the crowd to roar in approval.)
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(The camera then goes over to show Stephie Love standing outside of the ring, with the setup inside of it looking much different than what it usually is. She stands with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand as she begins to speak from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen THIS is your MAIN EVENT OF THE NIGHT!!! And it is a HELLFIRE DEATHMATCH held under NO DISQUALIFICATION RULES scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena while the crowd roars in a mixed reaction with boos primarily dominating. The camera goes over to the stage to show Xander Payne beginning to make his way out from the backstage area with a scowl on his face. He is not playing any games tonight as he pops his neck and looks around at the EAW Universe in attendance with a stern expression. From there, he begins to make the long walk down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… from Brampton, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 240 pounds… ‘THE PAYNEKILLER’… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the challenger who just recently made his return from injury and wasted zero time setting his sights on the man who caused it in the first place. Xander Payne is walking in with a vengeance and is going to make sure he takes away the one thing Andre Walker holds near and dear… and that’s the Interwire Championship.
Flannery McCoy: Xander surely wants to soil the prospect of Double Champ Andre heading into Pain For Pride and also having a bit of Championship gold around his waist in the process. We have to weigh into consideration though the hell that he went through two weeks ago at Shock Value in that Electric Pool match. No man will be able to recover from that quickly, especially Xander. He still bears the wounds but tonight he walks into hell itself testing if that will be a factor in tonight’s matchup.
Jake Mercer: Well we’ll just have to see for ourselves of course, if you ask me? Look how much fat is around that body of his, there’s a lot of skin to go around and I’m sure if you cut one off there will be another one molded into place like a blob-
Flannery McCoy: What are you talking about dude?
Jake Mercer: :francis:
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to blast through the speakers of the arena following that to a mixed reaction in response as well. The camera then goes back to the stage where Andre Walker is seen being followed by Albert Hitchman who holds the Interwire Championship in his hand. Albert hands the Championship off to Andre who raises it high in the air with a nonchalant expression on his face as he does so. It isn’t long after that he slings his Championship over his shoulder before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from The Isle of Samoa… weighing in at 245 pounds… he is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! ‘GOD’S TONGUE’… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Andre Walker he is someone that has shown his dominance and why he is a force to be reckoned with here in EAW. Positioning himself at the top of the food chain and making it known that he will be the top force to be reckoned with here on Dynasty. With a World Heavyweight Championship match on the horizon, Andre looks to walk in with Double Champion aspirations being both World Champion and Interwire Champion.
Flannery McCoy: But that all falls on whether or not he manages to beat Xander Payne here tonight. Both of them have had a back and forth history against one another with Xander managing to get a win over Andre around the start of the Season. But times have changed and surely, sure has Andre. Both of these men are looking to kill here tonight and it will be absolutely fascinating to see what happens in this match!
Jake Mercer: I’ll tell you! BIG MEATY MEN BUMPING MEAT! One more meaty than the other of course :mackie:.
(Once both men are in the ring the scene that surrounds them begins to come into a clearer perspective. On each side of the ring there are three petrol-soaked rags that are placed on the ropes, which have been replaced with barbed wire. At the center there is a rag on the middle rope, while next to that one is a rag on each side on the top rope. Medical personnel are seen at ringside while a pyrotechnician shakingly lights each of the rags on fire, each one burning brightly with the flames as tall as the competitors competing in this match. The referee, who is on the outside, hesitantly rings the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as your main event for the night, a Hellfire Deathmatch for the Interwire Championship, is officially underway! Now our broadcast partner Jake here was freaking out earlier about this, so I’ll hand the floor to him for a second to spew his propaganda.
Jake Mercer: I mean why wouldn’t I?! FIRE! THIS IS AMAZING! Did you know the last time a match of this caliber happened was in 1992 when The Woogieman, who at the time was known as Woogie-San, went up against The Indomitable Hank. Now the match could barely get underway before the fire got too large and started choking both of them out, I think it lasted only one or two minutes before Hank said, and I quote, ‘fuck it’ and rolled out of the ring and tried to splash water on the rags. Woogie-San was tough though, staying in the ring and holding his ground because he was in that Japanese Deathmatch mood. Is it a mistake doing this match again here in EAW? Absolutely, but I assure you the flames will be controlled this time so they will have absolutely no problem fighting inside the ring and burning themselves alive for your enjoyment EAW Universe!
Stew-O: Good job Jake, BUT WHILE YOU WERE SAYING THAT XANDER PAYNE JUST SHOT OUT OF HIS CORNER AND LAUNCHED HIMSELF ONTO ANDRE WALKER! NOW HE’S JUST BEGINNING TO UNLOAD ON THE CHAMPION WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TOWARDS HIS FACE TRYING TO TAKE HIM OFF GUARD BEFORE THIS MATCH CAN EVEN BEGIN! Andre is desperately trying to block with all of his might but Xander is absolutely relentless right now and nobody is going to stop him!
Flannery McCoy: Ultimately Andre manages to escape out of it- BEFORE XANDER GRABS HIM AND SETS HIM UP FOR THE ‘PAYNEKILLER’! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER TO DROP ANDRE ON HIS HEAD AND END THIS MATCH BEFORE IT CAN EVEN BEGIN!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen Andre manages to slip out of it before retreating under the barbed wire and to the ringside area! The Interwire Champion knows the trouble that he was in and wanted none of that especially in this sort of match. But I don’t think Xander is going to wait for him to get back into the ring, he just dropped out himself and is on the hunt for Andre trying to continue his assault-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE JUST NAILED HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH A FOREARM SMASH WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Andre isn’t done… GRABBING XANDER BY HIS HEAD BEFORE THROWING HIM AGAINST THE BARRICADE! You have to wonder the pain that just surged through Xander’s body and how that must feel, regardless Andre is looking to amplify it as he grabs him and picks him up into a Fireman’s Carry this time, who knows what he could have planned… ANDRE RUNNING FORWARD LOOKING TO THROW XANDER UP AGAINST THE RINGPOST TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE!
Flannery McCoy: But before he can let him out of his grip, it’s Xander that begins to hammer away at the side of Andre’s head with elbows trying to get off of his shoulders! Andre is trying his best to hold on, but ultimately he’s forced to let go bringing Xander back down onto his feet before retreating backward. Andre turns around trying to focus his attention back in on Xander- BUT XANDER JUST GRABBED HIM AROUND THE WAIST AND RAMMED HIM SPINEFIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE! Xander isn’t done though, TURNING HIM AROUND AND SENDING HIM INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON THIS TIME!
Jake Mercer:Xander has the upperhand right now and looks to take this to the next level, keeping Andre pressed up against the ropes looking around… BEFORE LOOKING TO GIVE ANDRE A TASTE OF THE FLAMES BRINGING HIS HEAD TOWARDS THE ALIT RAG!
Stew-O: But Andre realizes the immediate danger, catching Xander with an elbow against his face! Xander is stunned, being sent back, before Andre steps forward this time connecting with an uppercut towards his jaw! Xander tries to retreat back further but Andre has a hold of him which definitely isn’t good… AS ANDRE POPS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPS HIM WITH A RELEASE BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: Xander writhes in pain on the apron before Andre pushes him back into the ring, but it doesn’t look like he’s going to join him as he goes under and opens up the apron, digging under the ring for a weapon that he could possibly use to get the upper hand… and I think that he just found one…
(Andre smirks as he pulls a chain out from under the ring. It’s a considerable length and could be used to do some damage as Andre begins to wrap it around his fist, looking at it before sliding back into the ring and getting back into the action.)
Jake Mercer: Xander slowly begins to bring himself up to a knee… BEFORE ANDRE KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A HARD RIGHT! CHAIN AND EVERYTHING CONNECTING AGAINST HIS SKULL! Andre isn’t done though… AS HE ROLLS XANDER ONTO HIS BACK BEFORE HAMMERING AWAY WITH CHAINED FIST PUNCHES TOWARDS THE FACE OF ‘THE PAYNEKILLER’ AND THERE’S SURELY A LOT OF ‘PAYNE’ BEING FELT TONIGHT COURTESY OF ANDRE WALKER!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
(After ten hard punches towards the face, Andre lets up and begins to get himself back towards his feet. The camera gets a good shot of the blood slowly dripping off of the chain while Xander is seen bloodied and battered.)
Stew-O: Well if blood is what you want, blood is what you get. Andre loosening the chain in his hand, letting the end of it hang while Xander tries to get back up to his feet. It’s clear that Xander is in some pretty bad shape right now and that’s definitely not something that he wants to happen, especially this early in the match. Xander is on all-fours now as he looks to be getting up, and it seems like that’s something Andre is letting happen-
(CRACK!)
Flannery McCoy: NOPE! ANDRE JUST TOOK THE END OF THE CHAIN AND WHIPPED IT ACROSS THE BACK OF XANDER! Xander gives a cry of pain, and you can see that bare red mark present across his back. It’s all Andre right now and that’s exactly what you want especially in a high stakes match like this one, now let’s see if he can keep it up. Andre doesn’t seem exactly done with the chain right here…
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: ANOTHER SHOT AGAINST THE BACK OF XANDER DROPS HIM BACK DOWN! But look at this! Xander continues to show signs of life, simply refusing to stay down and you can just see the look on Andre’s face right now. Andre tightening the chain around his fist before taking a few steps back, waiting for Xander to get back up with a scowl printed across his face as he does so. Andre runs forward…
Stew-O: GOING FOR ‘KAISER’S TOUCH’! SUPERMAN PUNCH WITH THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND THE FIST OF ANDRE WALKER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER JUST MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AS ANDRE RAN RIGHT INTO THE FIRE! OH MY GOD ANDRE IMMEDIATELY BOUNCES OFF OF IT FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND LIKE A RABID ANIMAL! HE DIDN’T EXPECT TO MISS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH ESPECIALLY WITH THE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THAT XANDER TOOK! BUT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! HE TRIES TO WAVE WHAT HE ASSUMES IS FIRE SURROUNDING HIM WITH HIS EYES SHUT-
Jake Mercer: ONLY TO BE MET WITH ‘OVERDOSE’! DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE OF ANDRE WALKER KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! XANDER IMMEDIATELY WASTES NO TIME DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG! SHOULDERS DOWN COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO POWER OUT DESPITE THAT! Despite Andre’s will to succeed, that was only a taste of what could be in store for him as this match goes on, I could only imagine the tricks that Xander has up his sleeve especially after what we’ve seen him do in the past. Xander is looking down at that chain that Andre used to beat him bloody, and I think he’s taking it and ripping it off of the hand of Andre, he’s going to use it himself! Xander taking the chain and beginning to wrap it around his own hand, and this isn’t good-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE JUST WENT UNDER AND DROPPED XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Xander is down and that halts whatever he had planned momentarily as he slowly begins to rise back up to his feet in pain after face planting to the canvas… ONLY TO BE LOCKED INTO A STANDING SLEEPER HOLD! Xander’s eyes are open wide in alert as he waves his hands around trying to find a way out of this! You can see the bloody nose of Andre right now as he refuses to stay down! These two men have been relentless so far and who the fuck knows how much they have left! Xander is trying his best to escape, but right now Andre is looking for something beginning to step forward…
Jake Mercer: ANDRE BEGINNING TO PRESS XANDER UP AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE ROPES AS THE BARBED WIRE BEGINS TO DIG INTO ANYWHERE IT CAN ON XANDER PAYNE! Xander screams in pure agony before Andre rips him away, TRANSITIONING AS HE LIFTS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Andre decides to let go of the hold and let Xander tumble down to the ground as Xander slowly begins to rise up to a knee- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A STIFF KNEE TO THE FACE WHICH DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Xander instantly rolls out of the ring, nursing his wounds and basically saying to himself that he does not want that to happen again and I can’t really blame him. But he doesn’t have much time to think either as Andre drops down and rolls out of the ring himself, only to be met with a forearm smash by Xander! Xander trying to create distance, BUT THAT DOESN’T WORK IN HIS FAVOR AS ANDRE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! Andre isn’t done though… GRABBING XANDER AND BRINGING HIM UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE THROWING HIM SHOULDER FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS!
Flannery McCoy: The pain written all over the face of Xander right now tells all, and Andre doesn’t even look done on the outside of the ring. Andre making his way over and grabbing Xander by the hair before pulling him out and beginning to set him up… Xander is picked up with immense strength by ‘God’s Tongue’ into a Powerbomb position! Xander is too weak to even consider fighting back and that’s something that Andre is going to take advantage of as he sets him up…
Jake Mercer: BEFORE SLAMMING HIM UP AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS WITH A POWERBOMB! THE TOP HALF OF THE STEPS ARE SENT FLYING OFF AS XANDER DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A THUD, AND YOU CAN JUST SEE THE PAIN WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS EYES!
Stew-O: Andre has a satisfied look on his face, but if you think he’s done you clearly haven’t watched an EAW show in your life! Andre is once again beginning to bring Xander up to his feet again, setting him into that powerbomb position… OH MY GOD! XANDER IS SLAMMED DOWN WITH A MOVE FROM HIS OWN ARSENAL! THE POWERBOMB ONTO THE APRON! XANDER’S SPINE BOUNCES OFF OF THE EDGE OF THE RING BEFORE SENDING HIM DOWNWARD!
Flannery McCoy: Xander has been through hell so far and that’s fitting considering the name of the match. Right now Andre looks to capitalize on the situation, rolling Xander back into the ring before sliding in himself. DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG ON THE CHALLENGER! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: BUT THIS TIME IT’S XANDER THAT MANAGES TO SHOOT HIS SHOULDER UP! The look of agonizing pain on both of their faces says all that you need to know, but I don’t think that really matters for Andre right now as he begins to heave himself back up to his feet. Andre grabbing him and looking for the next best option… WHICH IS THROWING HIM UP AGAINST THE FIRE!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER MANAGES TO GRAB ANDRE BY THE HEAD BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT AND SEND A HARD-PLACED KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN DROPPING HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! Xander pulls him in before setting him up… POPPING ANDRE OFF OF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HIM ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER! That was the safest bet for Xander and he executed it perfectly, but he doesn’t seem to be done right now, grabbing the head of Andre and beginning to drag him towards the ropes…
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE LOCKING IN A HEADLOCK WHILE PRESSING ANDRE’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE FIRE! ANDRE MUST FEEL HIS SCALP BURNING RIGHT NOW AS THIS MIGHT BE THE OPPORTUNITY THAT XANDER NEEDED TO TURN THIS MATCH AROUND! LOOK AT THE SMOKE BEGINNING TO COME OUT OF THE HEAD OF ANDRE! BEFORE XANDER GRABS HIM BY HIS HAIR AND WHIPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Xander grabbing him by his arm before beginning to heave Andre back up to his feet, possibly going for one last hurrah…
Jake Mercer: AS XANDER POPS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH ‘DAWNBREAKER’! THE SAITO SUPLEX CONNECTS DROPPING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! But despite that, it doesn’t look like Xander is going for the pin as he drops down and rolls out of the ring. This is exactly what Andre doesn’t want, and that’s giving a chance for Xander to get some weapons of his own and God knows what he might see under there that sparks a lightbulb for him. Xander is digging under and it looks like he found something- No way…
Stew-O: Is that… a fucking scythe???
(Xander does indeed end up pulling a scythe out of the ring, with the crowd roaring in approval while he looks at it with a smirk on his face. That smirk grows as he looks at Andre crawling around in the ring desperately trying to get back up, before he slides back in as well and looks towards the ropes this time.)
Flannery McCoy: Well that certainly doesn’t make matters worse as Xander brings the blade of that scythe over to the fire and begins to heat it up, you could only imagine the possibilities that are swirling through the head of this sick and twisted individual! Xander sets Andre up, who is still trying his best to fight through all of the pain that he’s been through in this match… BEFORE LIFTING UP THE SCYTHE AND LOOKING TO IMPALE HIM RIGHT IN THE BACK WITH THE VERY DANGEROUS WEAPON!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen it’s Andre that moves out of the way just in time leaving Xander to only poke a hole in the canvas instead! Andre might’ve just saved himself from death right there, BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING XANDER FROM LIFTING THE SCYTHE UP AND TRYING AGAIN- ONLY FOR ANDRE TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AGAIN BEFORE PUSHING XANDER UP AGAINST THE MIDDLE SECTION OF ROPES! THE BARBED WIRE DIGS INTO THE ARM OF ‘THE PAYNEKILLER’ WHILE THE FIERY RAG BURNS HIS LEG! XANDER DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO RIP HIMSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION THAT HE’S IN AND GET AWAY FROM DANGER-
Stew-O: ONLY FOR XANDER TO FALL INTO ANDRE CONNECTING WITH ‘LAST SEDATION’! ANDRE JUST TOOK XANDER OUT WITH HIS OWN MOVE AND I THINK THAT’S THE PERFECT DEFINITION FOR INSULT TO INJURY! POP-UP POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS ANDRE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! I COULD ONLY IMAGINE THE SHEER EMBARRASSMENT IF YOU LOST TO YOUR OWN FINISHER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER MANAGES TO KICK OUT ONCE MORE! The will to succeed has not extinguished just yet in the challenger!
(Andre doesn’t even have the power to react, instead he drags himself off of Xander and simply plops back down to the canvas. He groans in pain as he looks around at the crowd who waits with bated breath, asking the question of what could be next in this already tense matchup? That’s when Andre’s eyes catch the scythe…)
Jake Mercer: Andre begins to find the power inside of him to get back up to his feet, while Xander is still lifeless on the ground after taking his own finisher. Andre is picking up that scythe and bringing it into his hands, and now waiting for Xander to get back up to his feet, I think he wants the man that has plagued his existence these past few weeks to look into his eyes as he delivers the killing blow once and for all! Xander is slowly beginning to rise now, but I don’t think he has the slightest idea of what is in store for him right here. Xander turns around… AS ANDRE REELS THE SCYTHE BACK AND SWINGS IT TOWARDS THE NECK OF XANDER! HE WANTS TO DECAPITATE HIM!
Stew-O: WHAT THE FUCK?! DID XANDER JUST THROW A FIREBALL INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER?!
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS TO BE! ANDRE IS BLINDED WHILE XANDER RIPS THE SCYTHE OUT OF THE HANDS OF ANDRE AND BRINGS IT INTO HIS POSSESSION-
(SLICE!)
Jake Mercer: XANDER JUST TOOK THE SCYTHE AND DRAGGED IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF ANDRE! XANDER JUST CUT ANDRE OPEN AS HE SETS HIM UP! NO FUCKING WAY!
Stew-O: ‘PAYNEKILLER’! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER FINALLY CONNECTS DROPPING ANDRE’S HEAD DOWN TO THE MAT! XANDER SEES THE OPPORTUNITY RIGHT HERE! GOING FOR THE PIN! XANDER PAYNE IS YOUR NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Flannery McCoy: ANDRE KICKS OUT! ANDRE KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES AND LOOK AT THE LOOK OF SHOCK PRINTED ALL OVER THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE IN RESPONSE! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Jake Mercer: Xander is beginning to bring himself up to his feet, and he just has to be questioning what the hell is he going to have to do now in order to keep Andre Walker down for the count? Clearly everything else has been ineffective so far, even a surprise fireball to the face which still looks to be taking its effect on Andre, so what the hell is he going to have to do?! Right now I don’t think that’s a question that even Xander can answer you right now due to the immense amount of shock that he’s still feeling right now.
Stew-O: Xander just dropped out of the ring again, and I think he’s going back to the only place that he knows can do some real damage and that’s under the ring. A distraught Xander desperately digs trying to find something, anything that can help him keep Andre down to the mat. But right now he doesn’t have much time as Andre begins to rise himself, ‘God’s Tongue’ refuses to stay down and that causes Xander to scavenge quicker…
Flannery McCoy: BEFORE PULLING A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT OUT OF THE RING! A STAPLE IN DEATHMATCH WRESTLING AND A DEATH WISH FOR ANYONE WHO’S ON THE OPPOSING SIDE OF IT! XANDER LOOKS TO UNLEASH SOME CHAOS RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: Xander sliding back into the ring and gripping the barbed wire baseball bag in his hands, waiting patiently for Andre to get back up to his feet while blood drips down his face and his hand grips at the burn mark that settles itself on his leg. Andre has done his damage to Xander, but by no means does that mean Xander hasn’t done the same, and now he looks to add to that. Xander takes the barbed wire baseball bat… BEFORE SWINGING FOR THE FENCES TOWARDS THE HEAD OF ANDRE!
Stew-O: But Andre manages to duck under it just in time dropping down to a knee trying to gain some sort of ground! Xander turns around with a pissed off expression on his face… BEFORE LOOKING TO SWING AGAIN TOWARDS THE HEAD! But Andre leans back and slams a back elbow up against the ribs of Xander! Andre is showing signs of life right now and that’s really unfortunate for Xander because it’s the one thing that he’s done everything in his power to avoid! Xander drops down the barbed wire baseball bat in pain before running forward out of desperation trying to get back into this match- ONLY TO BE LIFTED UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING XANDER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SAMOAN DROP!
Flannery McCoy: Xander groans in pain as that coupled with everything he’s been through so far isn’t really the best combination- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S ABOUT TO GET WORSE AS ANDRE TAKES THE CHAIN THAT HE USED BEFORE AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF XANDER! CHOKING HIM OUT FOR DEAR LIFE! XANDER SCREAMS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT BUT RIGHT NOW HIS THROAT MUST BE GETTING CRUSHED! EVEN IF HE’S STILL RESPONSIVE WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH TIME HE MIGHT HAVE RIGHT NOW! WHO KNOWS IF HE HAS ANY AT ALL!
Jake Mercer: YOU CAN FEEL THE WALLS CLOSING IN AND THE CHANCE THAT XANDER HAS AT WINNING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP BEGINNING TO SLIP AWAY AS WELL! EVEN IF HE DOESN’T TAP OUT THERE’S A POSSIBILITY THAT HE’S GOING TO PASS OUT! XANDER LOOKS CLOSE TO GIVING UP BUT WHICH WILL COME FIRST! CAN HE FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE?!
Stew-O: THAT LOOKS TO BE THE CASE! XANDER JUST REACHED OUT FOR THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND IS NOW RAKING IT AGAINST THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER! XANDER TOOK HIS SURROUNDINGS INTO CONSIDERATION AS ANDRE WALKER SCREAMS IN PAIN TRYING TO KEEP THE CHAIN WRAPPED TIGHT AGAINST THE FACE OF XANDER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE GRIP IS LOOSENED JUST ENOUGH FOR XANDER TO SLIP OUT AND SHOVE ANDRE AWAY! ANDRE STUMBLES BACK AS XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES A SWING WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT-
(BOOM!)
Jake Mercer: DID THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT JUST EXPLODE IN BOTH OF THEIR FACES?! WE SAW THAT HAPPEN AT UNDER SIEGE 2021 BETWEEN CAGE AND DR. BETHANY BLUE! I WAS NEVER GOING TO RULE IT MAKING A RETURN OUT OF THE PICTURE, BUT WHAT THE FUCK?!
(Andre drops down to the ground limp while Xander stumbles back slightly startled. Even he is surprised as he just thought it was a regular barbed wire baseball bat. He shrugs his shoulders before dropping down and pinning Andre.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR XANDER IT’S ANDRE THAT MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! DESPITE EVERYTHING THESE TWO ELITISTS HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MAIN EVENT MATCH FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP CONTINUES!
Flannery McCoy: Andre kicked out but by no means does that mean he’s ready to go right now, he is a bloody mess and Xander acknowledges that. Xander grabs Andre by the head before bringing him back up to his feet, LOOKING TO GO FOR A QUICK AND EASY APPROACH AS HE CHUCKS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION INTO THE MIDDLE SECTION OF BARBED WIRE! The fire burns the back of Andre this time while Xander brings him back towards the center of the ring, BEFORE HE POPS ANDRE UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPS HIM WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM! Xander isn’t done though, turning around and getting a running start before sprinting towards Andre… GOING FOR ANOTHER SENTON ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! ANDRE SHOWS A SIGN OF LIFE BRINGING HIS KNEES UP BEFORE XANDER CAN CONNECT SENDING A RUSH OF PURE AGONY THROUGH THE CHALLENGER’S BODY! Xander tumbles down to the ground while Andre wastes zero time rolling out of the ring and to the floor. Andre knew the trouble that he was in and didn’t really want to bargain any further with Xander here tonight. But that doesn’t mean Xander isn’t going to follow him, despite being in a world of hurt Xander clutches his spine and rolls out from the opposite side of the ring in the process.
(Andre clutches onto the barricade, slowly circling the ringside area in agonizing pain trying to find a way to get back into this match without the risk of losing in the process. But what he doesn’t see is Xander circling around as well, a scowl printed on his face as he locks his sights on Andre Walker. Andre looks up at Xander before…)
(CRASH!)
Stew-O: ‘HEAT SEEKER’! XANDER WITH A RUNNING KNEE INTO THE BARRICADE COMPLETELY DISMANTLING IT AND SENDING BOTH HIMSELF AND ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! WHAT A MESS! THIS IS ABSOLUTE CARNAGE RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is slowly beginning to show signs of life, beginning to crawl out of the corner and grit his teeth as he does so. He doesn’t seem to be in the best of shape but right now he’s doing everything that he can to make sure that he’s able to push through in this matchup. You can see for a considerable chunk of the match Xander has been nursing that gnarly burn mark on his leg, I’m sure Andre is feeling the same way as well. Xander is grabbing Andre though and slowly bringing him back up to his feet, looking to roll him back into the ring right now and possibly find a way to finish this match off!
Jake Mercer: Xander is beginning to jump onto the apron, I think he’s heading up to the top rope right now! Dangerous position to be in and he knows it! But if this is the only way that he can come out with the victory then I think this is just going to have to be what it is! Xander is perched on top, positioning himself while Andre has barely even moved from his position on the floor. Whatever Xander is going for right now, it has to be big…
Stew-O: XANDER GOING FOR A CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS! THE SAME MOVE THAT FINISHED OFF ANDREA VALENTINE AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! COULD THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE-
Flannery McCoy: ‘KAISER’S TOUCH’! ANDRE JUST WRAPPED THAT CHAIN AROUND HIS FIST AGAIN AND NAILED ANDRE IN MID-AIR WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH! HE JUST KNOCKED XANDER DOWN BEFORE HE COULD EVEN CONNECT AND RIGHT NOW I DON’T THINK XANDER IS RESPONSIVE! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HE’S GONE THROUGH IN THIS MATCH, I THINK THIS IS THE ONE THAT’S FINALLY DONE HIM IN!
(Andre stumbles backward, falling against the corner with an exasperated look on his face as he looks towards the body of Xander Payne who is completely down on the mat right now. It’s questionable how much more either of them can take right now and one little move could be the end all be all of this matchup. He clutches onto the top rope trying to keep himself up, patiently watching Xander Payne rise up with an anticipated look on his face. Xander is up to his feet now as he turns around to look at Andre.)
Jake Mercer: ‘HUNGER ON HILLSIDE’! THE SPEAR IMPALES XANDER IN HALF AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! XANDER CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO COUNTER LEAVING ANDRE TO DROP TO THE GROUND! XANDER SEES THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE BRINGS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET! BEFORE GOING FOR ‘PAYNEKILLER’-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE WITH A BACK BODY DROP LEAVING XANDER TO GIVE A CRY OF PAIN AS HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! ANDRE GETS READY BEFORE LAUNCHING INTO THE AIR GOING FOR ‘KAISER’S TOUCH!’
Jake Mercer: WHICH CONNECTS! BUT XANDER KEEPS HIMSELF UPWARD! XANDER GIVES A SHOUT BEFORE HE POPS ANDRE UP INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR ‘LAST SEDATION!’ POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! THAT LEG GIVES OUT ON HIM! THAT LEG THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS BADLY BURNED DUE TO THE FIRE SURROUNDING THE RING AND IT FINALLY GAVE OUT AS XANDER DROPS TO A KNEE! XANDER GETS BACK UP AND ATTEMPTS A WILD SWING TOWARDS THE HEAD OF ANDRE-
Flannery McCoy: Only for Andre to duck under that… BEFORE LAUNCHING XANDER HIGH INTO THE AIR WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! Andre is tired and exhausted but is still pushing on, quite frankly, I don’t know how either of them are managing to fight through this in the first place but here we are I guess. Andre once again taking that chain and gripping it in his hand… is he hanging the end of that chain against the fire?
(CRACK!)
Jake Mercer: ANDRE JUST WHIPPED THE HEATED END OF THAT CHAIN AGAINST THE BACK OF XANDER ONCE AGAIN! XANDER GIVES A CRY OF PAIN AS ANDRE MAKES HIS WAY OVER! WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING FOR HERE?!
Stew-O: ‘BEFORE THE HANGMAN’S NOOSE’! LEG WRAPPED GUILLOTINE CHOKE BUT MODIFIED TO HAVE THE CHAIN WRAP AROUND XANDER’S NECK! THAT CHAIN JUST HAS TO BE CRUSHING THE NECK OF XANDER AS YOU CAN SEE HIM STRUGGLING TO BREATHE RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS TURNING PURPLE AS GAWD KNOWS HOW LONG HE’LL BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS SUBMISSION HOLD! HE DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE UP! BUT NEITHER DOES ANDRE AS HE GRIPS THE CHAIN TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AGAINST THE THROAT OF XANDER! IT’S EITHER TAP OR SNAP AND RIGHT NOW XANDER MIGHT JUST SNAP!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! XANDER IS SLOWING DOWN! NO WAY HE’S GOING TO PASS OUT TO THIS! THERE’S NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO RIGHT NOW! I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE! XANDER PAYNE REFUSES TO QUIT!
Stew-O: HE’S OUT! HE’S OUT! THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND DESPERATELY TAPS THE SHOULDER OF ANDRE TRYING TO GET HIM TO LET GO! THIS MATCH IS OVER! ANDRE WALKER IS STILL YOUR INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Leaving Caladan’ once again begins to blast through the speakers of the arena as the crowd begins to roar in a mix of cheers and boos. Andre Walker keeps that hold locked in for a little while longer, adrenaline coursing through his veins before he ultimately lets go and plops back down to the canvas. He’s panting heavily with his eyes closed, disheveled and battered, but most importantly… a victor. Albert Hitchman instantly makes his way out to the ring and around ringside, entering the Ring after the pyrotechnicians have extinguished the fire that surrounds the ring with the Interwire Championship in hand. He holds out the Championship with Andre’s eyes fluttering open as he looks over to it. Andre before long, begins to get up to his feet next to a lifeless Xander Payne before taking his Championship in hand and raising it in the air. He’s trying to fight through the pain that he’s going through right now, but there is no doubt that Andre Walker deserved to retain his Championship here tonight.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AND STILL YOUR EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH! These two Elitists laid it all on the line tonight for the Interwire Championship, but in the end only one Elitist could stand tall out of the two of them, and that ended up being Andre Walker. Through hellfire and brimstone of course.
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne gave it his all and was put for revenge here tonight against the person that put him on the shelf in the first place. He was inches away from doing that but unfortunately, things just didn’t go as planned. That doesn’t exclude anything that Xander has done though, he’s Xander Payne and knowing what he’s done in the past he is no doubt in a safe position heading into Pain For Pride. It’s just that tonight, he isn’t walking out Interwire Champion. That honor goes to Andre Walker, and he gets the chance to continue reigning as King of Elite and Interwire Champion once more. What a night! What a show! To think this is only the beginning! Reckless Wiring is far from over as we’ll see you tomorrow for Night Two!
(Andre leaves the ring with Albert and begins to make his way up the ramp slowly. He has a smug look of satisfaction on his face past the blood that he wears like a mask. He pats the Interwire Championship while standing on the stage, before turning around and looking to raise his Championship one more time to end the show. It’s presumably the last shot seen before Reckless Wiring comes to a close, all before…)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU)
Jake Mercer: No…. IT CAN’T BE! HAS THE ALMIGHTY ANSWERED THE PRAYERS OF ONE ANDRE WALKER?!
(‘In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena while the crowd roars into thunderous cheers immediately knowing who this theme belongs to. It seems that Albert Hitchman knows who it is too judging by his expression. He’s seen closing his eyes and saying a quick prayer while Andre turns around to see…)
Stew-O: IT’S SCOTT DIAMOND! SCOTT DIAMOND IS HERE AND HE’S ARRIVED TO ANSWER ANDRE WALKER ONCE AND FOR ALL! OH MY FUCKING GOD!
(EAW Hall of Famer, Scott Diamond is seen making his way out from the backstage area with a serious look on his face. He sports a beautiful man bun along with a thick beard, decked out in clothes that a lumberjack would wear. He looks as dangerous as ever, and that danger has stopped at the front door step of Andre Walker as he stands face-to-face with the Interwire Champion and King of Elite. Andre has a straightforward look on his face as he stares at Scott, it’s clear that the tension is high tonight especially between the two of them.)
Flannery McCoy: Ever since Andre Walker laid eyes on him at King of Elite he hasn’t been short on dragging his name through the mud and calling him out. Calling him a coward and anticipating his arrival back to the squared circle to look him in his eyes. Now Scott Diamond is here, and he’s had enough of everything and is ready-
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! SCOTT JUST LIFTED ANDRE UP INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! ‘THE VORTEX’! F5 CONNECTS LAYING OUT AN ALREADY INJURED ANDRE ON THE STAGE! ALBERT STUMBLES BACKWARD AS SCOTT HAS HIS EYES SET ON ANDRE WALKER AND ANDRE WALKER ONLY! SCOTT DIAMOND IS HERE! AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT FOLKS! WE MIGHT JUST HAVE A DREAM MATCH ON OUR HANDS!
(Scott looks down at the Interwire Championship before shaking his head, kicking it away and taking his hefty cowboy boot before lifting it up, pressing it against the chest of Andre Walker. Scott raises his hands high in the air nonchalantly, like he didn’t even break a sweat laying out an already hurt Andre Walker, as it’s the last shot seen before Reckless Wiring Night One, officially begins to come to a close tonight.)
(The fans are cheering as the first match graphic of the night flashes across the screen. It’s obvious what that match is going to be considering the steel cage like structure that is set up around the ring.)
(Stephie Love, the Dynasty ring announcer is standing in the middle of the Fight Pit!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FIGHT PIT MATCH!!!!
(And the crowd goes wild!!!)
Stephie Love: AND THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY KNOCKOUT OR SUBMISSION!!!!
(“Amerika” by Rammstein begins to blast across the PA system. The crowd reacts with a chorus of boos for this former champion and EAW year-end award winner.)
Stephie Love: NOW FOR OUR COMPETITORS! INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM MÜNCHEN, DEUTSCHLAND… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE STARKILLER’ SHERIDAN MÜLLER!!!!
(As usual, Sheridan walks out from the curtains with a focused, albeit mean look on her face. She’s always ready and prepared for action, and tonight is no exception.)
Stew-O: I know many people, including the three of us here on this panel, were shocked to see Sheridan Müller return to EAW last month at King of Elite. Of course, the #EAW15 movement has brought back a lot of familiar faces with some rather controversial pasts, and Sheridan is definitely in that category. She didn’t end her first tenure here on good terms, but since returning, she has kept her head down and went about her business.
Flannery McCoy: Well, I wouldn’t say she kept her head down because we all watched as she went straight for the newly crowned Empress of Elite, Dr. Bethany Blue. Sheridan didn’t hold anything back when it came to trying to get a match with the good doctor, and that’s how we find ourselves here tonight. Sheridan looks to cap off what’s been a rather triumphant return thus far in the land of Elite with a win against arguably the one woman who is almost a lock to become a future Universal Women’s Champion.
Jake Mercer: She’s got a tough test in front of her, that’s for sure. EAW has certainly changed since the last time Sheridan was involved in any big-time feud or match. The competition is younger, hungerier, and more talented than before, and trying to take down the woman who was crowned Empress of Elite just a month ago is not going to be an easy task.
(The shockingly normal commentary from Jake Mercer has certainly painted a pretty clear picture of Sheridan’s chances in this match. She will be dealing with one of the best wrestlers in EAW today, and it will be inside of a Fight Pit no less. Sheridan takes a look at her surroundings, taking in the steel cage and the platform above it. Whatever she’s thinking doesn’t show on her face. She simply tears her eyes away and looks at the mat, getting into the zone.)
(As Sheridan’s music fades out, it is soon replaced by “Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen, which of course, causes the fans to erupt in joy.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… RESIDING IN BOCA RATON, FLORIDA… WEIGHING IN AT 125 POUNDS… SHE IS DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE… E.. O.. E!!!
(As Stephie announces the ‘E.O.E.’ part, Bethany does her trademark finger taunts. The crowd chanted the letters along with Stephie and the confident doctor/Empress makes her way to the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: It’s obvious that this match means a lot to both women involved, and that probably goes double for Dr. Bethany Blue. At King of Elite, we saw her go through an absolute war with the former Specialists and Unified Tag Team Champion, Miku Sakai, in order to be crowned the 2022 Empress of Elite and get herself a future Universal Women’s Championship match of her choosing. You know that she is chomping at the bit to get her hands on the woman who ruined her celebration on Dynasty several weeks ago. She is going to do whatever it takes to win tonight and send Sheridan back down the rankings.
Jake Mercer: We have rankings here??
Flannery McCoy: :francis: You know what I mean.
Stew-O: The back and forth between the doctor and Sheridan has certainly reached a level that’s become personal for both women. Neither one wants to give an inch, and whichever woman walks out of Reckless Wiring tonight as the loser will be left with a bad taste in her mouth.
Jake Mercer: This match is going to be an instant classic. I can just feel it in my bones. I’m ready to feel the Impact Zone come unglued!!!!
(Once Bethany is inside the ring, she sheds her lab coat and gets herself set for the match. She makes sure to stare a hole right through Sheridan, but Sheridan doesn’t even blink. The referee doesn’t bother explaining the rules. They went over everything in the back. Instead, he does the best possible thing he can do in this situation. He calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: DAY TWO IS UNDERWAY AS SHERIDAN MÜLLER CHARGES DR. BETHANY BLUE! THE DOC IS UNABLE TO AVOID SHERIDAN AS ‘GERMAN EFFICIENCY’ DRIVES HER SHOULDER INTO BETHANY’S STOMACH AND FORCES HER BACK FIRST AGAINST THE CAGE! SHERIDAN IS LOOKING TO DO SOME MAJOR DAMAGE TO KICK THINGS OFF TONIGHT AND SHE IS LIGHTING UP BETHANY WITH SEVERAL PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE STOMACH! A PALM STRIKE UPPERCUT CONNECTS, SNAPPING BETHANY’S HEAD BACK, AND SHERIDAN GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR AND SLAMS THE BACK OF BETHANY’S SKULL INTO THE STEEL CAGE!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY SLUMPS DOWN AND SHERIDAN STRIKES HER IN THE FACE WITH A KNEE NOT ONCE… NOT TWICE… BUT THREE CONSECUTIVE TIMES! SHE’S GOT HER FOOT ON BETHANY’S FACE NOW AND SHE KICKS BETHANY’S HEAD BACK INTO THE CAGE! SHERIDAN TAKES FULL CONTROL OF THE MATCH AND PULLS BETHANY UP, EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL JUDO THROW! BETHANY GRABS AT HER HEAD AS SHE SITS UP BUT SHERIDAN IS RIGHT BEHIND HER! SHOOT STYLE KICK TO THE BACK OF DR. BETHANY BLUE’S HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: It really seems like Sheridan came out with a plan tonight and that was to target Dr. Bethany Blue’s head. Things between these two women have become very personal in recent weeks, going back to when Sheridan made her return to Dynasty and decided she was going to reintroduce herself to the EAW Universe at the expense of the reigning Empress of Elite. Bethany obviously didn’t take too kindly to that, and things just snowballed from there. That’s why these two women find themselves locked inside this fight pit, which is what the members of the EAW Universe wanted to see them compete in.
Jake Mercer: Sheridan has pulled Bethany into a side headlock, and she is determined to keep this match on the ground. Sheridan is very much a technician inside that ring, while Bethany has shown us all that she can dabble in all styles of professional wrestling and be successful. Sheridan wraps her arm tighter around Bethany’s neck and that prompts Bethany to nail her with an elbow! That just seems to make Sheridan mad, but she releases the hold, ONLY TO SLAM THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Sheridan is back to her feet and she stomps on Bethany a few times! She stomps her head, her face, and her neck, then bends down to scoop up Bethany! Sheridan deadlifts Bethany up by the waist and crushes her into the mat with a beautiful side slam! Sheridan hooks her finger in Dr. Bethany Blue’s mouth and grabs Doc’s arm with her other hand! She places her knees in Bethany’s back and locks her in a modified, half-surfboard style submission!!!!
Stew-O: Yes, but the use of the fish hook is illegal under these circumstances so the referee has started to administer the count! Sheridan lets go of Dr. Blue’s mouth at the count of four, and switches to a legal variation of the move! Dr. Blue is in trouble and it looks like Sheridan is trying to roll onto her back and get Bethany up in the air! If she is able to turn this into a full-fledged surfboard style submission this match could be over pretty quickly!
Flannery McCoy: That would be a bit of a shock to be honest. For as accomplished as Sheridan is, and I am taking nothing away from her because I think it’s great she’s back, I expected Dr. Bethany Blue to come out and control the pace of the match. She has proven herself to be one of the smartest Elitists we have ever had here in EAW, and she’s also the woman with all the momentum in the world on her side. She has the title of Empress of Elite and a Universal Women’s Championship shot for whenever she wants. There’s no doubt in my mind that Bethany Blue is a future Universal Women’s Champion.
Jake Mercer: BUT SHE’S IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW! SHERIDAN HAS HER UP AND BETHANY IS BEING STRETCHED BEYOND HER LIMITS! THE REFEREE IS ASKING BETHANY IF SHE WANTS TO QUIT BUT THE GOOD DOCTOR REFUSES! SHERIDAN CONTINUES TO APPLY THE PRESSURE BUT BETHANY IS HANGING IN THERE! BETHANY IS SHAKING HER HEAD, REFUSING TO GIVE UP, AND THAT PROMPTS SHERIDAN TO LET GO!!!!
Stew-O: BETHANY SLAMS INTO THE MAT FACE FIRST AND SHERIDAN QUICKLY LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE! BETHANY ONCE AGAIN FINDS HERSELF THE VICTIM OF A BRUTAL SUBMISSION HOLD! The referee is checking to see if she wants to quit, but Bethany remains defiant. She is not going to let Sheridan get the better of her and she starts to reach for the cage! There are no ropes to reach, no breaks of holds unless it’s an illegal move right in the middle of the ring! Sheridan can keep this crossface locked in for however long she wants in an attempt to wear down Bethany or force her to quit.
Flannery McCoy: Bethany is way too stubborn to quit at such an early stage of this match. No way she’s happy with what’s been going on so far. She’s got to find a way to get back into this, though!
Jake Mercer: Bethany is trying to crawl towards the cage. Sheridan doesn’t have the arm hooked, which could end up being a mistake. Bethany is digging deep right now, because it’s obvious she’s in a lot of pain at the moment. I don’t necessarily think she believed Sheridan would come out tonight and take control right off the bat, but Sheridan is a 27-time German National Champion when it comes to applying the cross-face.
Flannery McCoy: :usure: So Germany has specific tournaments for specific wrestling holds?
Jake Mercer: Yupp! And Sheridan has been competing in these tournaments since she was a toddler!
Stew-O: :mjlol: Anyways, Bethany has gotten to the cage and latched onto it! Sheridan breaks the hold for lack of anything else to do, and she grabs Bethany by the ankle! Bethany kicks at her, catching Sheridan in the knee! Bethany kicks at the knee again and again, dropping Sheridan down to one leg, and Bethany fires off a forearm! The forearm connects with Sheridan’s jaw and Bethany is finally able to get to her feet! She places a perfect kick right to Sheridan’s chest, and finally Bethany is in this match!
Jake Mercer: And she looks big mad!
Flannery McCoy: BIG BOOT to the face of the Sheridan Müller! I would definitely say Bethany is a little mad right now! She drops down and begins to hammer away on Sheridan! She’s pummeling her with stiff right-handed shots, and puts the punctuation mark on that with a forearm across the jaw! Bethany rolls off Sheridan, grabs her by the hair, and drives her face first into the side of the cage! Bethany with rights and lefts now to Sheridan’s rib cage and she spins around, looking to connect with a spinning heel kick! Sheridan manages to move and turns around, only to get greeted by a forearm to the face!
Jake Mercer: Bethany with more wild punches to Sheridan now! She is going absolute HAM on her and Sheridan tries to cover up! Bethany stops that right away with a jumping knee strike, and she slams her fist right into Sheridan’s mouth! Bethany stomps at Sheridan’s knees until she cuts her down and there’s a beautiful soccer-style kick that connects right upside Sheridan’s head! Sheridan slumps to the side and Bethany grabs her up and hooks her around the neck! She goes to spike Sheridan with a DDT, but Sheridan is able to block it!
Stew-O: Bethany lets go of the neck, but she hits Sheridan in the back with several clubbing blows! Bethany is absolutely beating the hell out of Sheridan right now! She’s beaten her down to the mat and has a handful of hair! Sheridan’s face slams into the mat! Bethany jerks her up by the hair, says something into Sheridan’s ear that our cameras didn’t pick up and she slams her face into the mat again! Bethany does this six more times before slapping Sheridan in the back of the head and getting back to her feet!
Flannery McCoy: :damn: The doctor is fired up tonight!
Jake Mercer: She sure is! You love to see it. Bethany backs off for a split second, waiting for Sheridan to get to her feet! Sheridan is on spaghetti legs, having been on the receiving end of an absolute beatdown and Bethany runs at her… AND SHE JUMPS ON HER BACK! BETHANY HAS HER ARMS WRAPPED AROUND SHERIDAN’S NECK! SHE SECURES HER LEGS AROUND SHERIDAN’S WAIST! BETHANY IS GOING FOR THE SUBMISSION RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN IMMEDIATELY REACHES UP AND GRABS BETHANY BY THE HAIR! SHE IS ABLE TO FLIP THE DOCTOR ONTO THE MAT, BUT SHE MISSES A KICK! BETHANY ROLLED TO THE SIDE AND NOW SHE’S BACK UP AND THERE’S ‘CODE BLUE’!!! THE HEART PUNCH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN HAD IT SCOUTED! SHE GRABS BETHANY’S ARM AND WRESTLES HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: BUT BETHANY AVOIDS THE ARMBAR BY LOCKING HER HANDS TOGETHER! SHERIDAN CAN’T GET THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN! BETHANY IS ABLE TO USE HER FEET TO STOMP AWAY AT SHERIDAN AND SHERIDAN LETS GO OF THE ARMBAR ATTEMPT! BOTH WOMEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET AND IT’S DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! SHERIDAN IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND BETHANY IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK! BETHANY FLIPS OVER AND SHE’S GOT SHERIDAN IN A LAST CHANCERY STYLE SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: NOW IT’S SHERIDAN THAT FINDS HERSELF IN TROUBLE! SHE TOOK A NASTY ROLLING ELBOW TO THE FACE THAT KNOCKED HER RIGHT TO THE MAT AND NOW BETHANY IS GOING FOR THE VICTORY! SHERIDAN IS TRYING TO TAKE SOME OF THE PRESSURE OFF HER NECK BY USING HER FREE ARM TO PUSH UP, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S ACTUALLY HELPING HER OR MAKING IT WORSE!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY WANTS THIS SUBMISSION BADLY BUT SHERIDAN IS REFUSING TO QUIT! SHERIDAN IS TRYING TO ROCK HER BODY BACK AND FORTH TO DISRUPT THE HOLD, AND IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING! DR. BLUE’S LEGS ARE SHAKING AND SHERIDAN TAKES A RISK! SHE LETS HER FREE ARM DROP AND SHE THROWS HER BODY TO THE SIDE! BETHANY’S GRIP ON SHERIDAN IS BROKEN, BUT IT’S SHERIDAN WHO IS GRABBING AT HER NECK!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: She suffered in that hold for quite some time, and Bethany sees that she has a hurt opponent! An evil smile crosses her face as crawls over to Sheridan and begins to wail away on her! Bethany is connecting with a bevy of rights and lefts at the moment… making sure that she targets the neck! Turnabout is fair play, I suppose, considering Sheridan opened this match looking to concuss Bethany! Bethany finally relents and gets up, bringing Sheridan back to a vertical base! Sheridan manages to land a right hand to Bethany’s face, but the Empress of Elite shrugs it off and whips Sheridan into the side of the cage! Sheridan slams into the side of the cage hard, and Bethany kicks her in the stomach, hooks her, and brings her down with a swinging neckbreaker!
Stew-O: Bethany pulls Sheridan up and hooks her a second time… no doubt looking for a second consecutive swinging neckbreaker! Sheridan is able to catch Bethany in the gut with an elbow before Bethany can swing her around, and Sheridan goes for another elbow! Bethany backs off ever so slightly, and that allows Sheridan to slip free! She looks for a lariat, but Bethany ducks! Sheridan rolls around, goes for another lariat, but BETHANY CATCHES HER ARM! BETHANY WITH AN ARM TRAP NECKBREAKER AND SHERIDAN IS DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY PULLS HER UP, WHIRLS HER AROUND, AND GRABS HER IN A CHOKEHOLD FROM BEHIND! SHERIDAN FINDS HERSELF IN DANGER RIGHT NOW BUT LOOK! THEY’RE BY THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND SHERIDAN BRINGS HER LEGS UP, AND USES THE CAGE TO HER ADVANTAGE! SHE PUSHES HERSELF UP AND OVER BETHANY, AND SHE’S FREE! SHERIDAN LOOKS FOR THE SAME CHOKEHOLD NOW, BUT BETHANY GRABS HER AND DROPS HER WITH A JAWBREAKER!
Stew-O: Bethany doesn’t let up, either! After getting destroyed to open the match, she has gotten herself back into this thing and thus far, Sheridan hasn’t found an answer! Bethany jerks Sheridan up into a sitting position and locks her arms around Sheridan’s waist! She deadlifts her up and I think she’s going for a German suplex! Sheridan grabs at Bethany’s hands and kicks out her legs, but Bethany… BETHANY IS ABLE TO GET HER UP AND OVER! THE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue is all smiles now, and it’s good to see! She hasn’t smiled that big since she successfully separated conjoined triplets in the first ever procedure of its kind!
Flannery McCoy: That literally never happened.
Jake Mercer: Google it.
Flannery McCoy: Okay.
Jake Mercer: I mean, there’s only like one or two articles about it… and really, one of the websites with the article is down. I really don’t think you can find it anymore…
Flannery McCoy: Uh-huh. Interesting.
Stew-O: Sheridan is on all fours now, as she tries to pick herself up back up. Bethany sees this happening and she goes for ‘Concussion Protocol’!!! THE CURB STOMP CONN-
Jake Mercer: AGAIN SHERIDAN HAD IT SCOUTED! SHE GRABS BETHANY BY THE LEG AND BRINGS HER TO THE MAT! SHERIDAN QUICKLY TAKES CONTROL OF THE MATCH, WRAPS HER ARM AROUND BETHANY’S LEG, AND LOCKS HER IN A KNEEBAR! THE KNEEBAR IS CINCHED IN, BUT BETHANY ISN’T PANICKING! SHE USES HER FREE LEG TO PUSH AT SHERIDAN’S HIP TO TRY AND BREAK THIS HOLD! SHERIDAN ISN’T BUDGING, SO BETHANY BEGINS TO VIOLENTLY KICK HER IN THE HIP! SHE GETS SHERIDAN TURNED OVER AND IS ABLE TO FREE HER LEG!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY BACKS UP, PUTTING SOME SPACE, BETWEEN THE WOMEN, BUT SHERIDAN IS ON HER FEET! SHE RUNS TOWARDS BETHANY, HOPING TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT, BUT SHE MISSES! SHERIDAN IS ABLE TO STOP HERSELF BEFORE SHE COLLIDES WITH THE CAGE BUT BETHANY IS RIGHT BEHIND HER! BETHANY GOES FOR A KICK BUT SHERIDAN CATCHES HER LEG! BETHANY SHAKES HER HEAD ‘NO’, NOT WANTING TO GO DOWN FOR A SECOND KNEEBAR, AND SHERIDAN CRACKS A RARE SMILE! SHE SPINS BETHANY AROUND AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A HUGE LARIAT!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN STOMPS BETHANY IN THE FACE AND DROPS TO HER KNEES! SHE MOUNTS HER OPPONENT AND BEGINS TO PEPPER HER WITH A FLURRY OF FOREARM SHOTS! BETHANY TRIES TO COVER UP, BUT SHERIDAN GRABS HER BY THE THROAT AND SLAMS BETHANY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT OVER AND OVER!!!
Jake Mercer: Sheridan finally tires and rolls off Bethany, getting herself back into a sitting position. I can’t help but wonder what’s going through her head right now as she once again competes on free-per-view. Pain for Pride season has all but unofficially started and I can’t help but wonder if Sheridan ever thought she would compete on such a grand stage again.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure if she can get a win over Bethany tonight, she will have raised her stock tremendously. We all know the road to Pain for Pride is filled with countless amounts of opportunities, and who knows what a win could lead to for Sheridan?
Stew-O: Sheridan is back up and she absolutely destroys Bethany with a kick to the face!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Oh yikes. That kick landed right on Bethany’s nose and she appears to be busted open. A small puddle of blood is forming on the mat from what we can see and that might have been a knockout! Bethany hasn’t moved and Sheridan motions for the referee to start the count!
Jake Mercer: Remember, in a match like this you can only win by knockout or submission. The referee can utilize the ten count to see if a competitor is able to get back up, but I’m not sure if Bethany is going to be able to make it back to her feet.
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE…
Stew-O: She’s stirring but oh man, look. Our cameraman just did a nice job of zooming in on Dr. Bethany Blue’s face and her nose looks broken. That doesn’t look good at all.
Referee: FOUR… FIVE… SIX…
Flannery McCoy: It doesn’t look good, but Sheridan isn’t ready to celebrate yet. She sees that Bethany is trying to stand, using the cage to pull herself up, and the referee has to go and check on her. He is looking at Bethany’s nose, but she shoves him off. Bethany is now touching her face to assess the damage, and I think the doctor just diagnosed herself with a broken nose!
Jake Mercer: AHHHHHHHH! BETHANY JUST GRABBED HER OWN NOSE AND CRACKED IT TO SET IT BACK IN PLACE! HOLY SHIT! THAT’S SICKENING!
Stew-O: Oy. That was hard to watch and Bethany is motioning that she’s good to go. Even someone as emotionless as Sheridan has to look impressed by that, and she raises her fists in the air! She’s ready to go as well!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd is going crazy as these two women warriors meet in the center of the ring and it’s Bethany who fires the first shot! She stiffs Sheridan with a forearm right across the jaw and Sheridan answers back with a forearm of her own! You know that had to hurt as Dr. Bethany Blue clearly has a broken nose, but she remains on her feet and strikes Sheridan with a forearm! Sheridan fires back! Now it’s Bethany! SHERIDAN! BETHANY! SHERIDAN! BETHANY! BETHANY! BE-
Jake Mercer: SHERIDAN WITH A PALM STRIKE! SHE CAUGHT THE DOC RIGHT IN THE BROKEN NOSE AND BETHANY IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER FACE! SHERIDAN SWEEPS BETHANY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND NOW SHE’S ON TOP! FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM CONNECTS WITH BETHANY’S BATTERED FACE!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN ROLLS BETHANY OVER ONTO HER STOMACH AND SHE’S GOING FOR THE CROSSFACE ONCE AGAIN! BETHANY REACHES FOR THE CAGE, LACING HER FINGERS THROUGH THE OPENING! SHERIDAN GRABS BETHANY BY THE NOSE AND PULLS BACK FURTHER, FORCING THE DOCTOR TO CRY OUT IN PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE CHECKS TO SEE IF BETHANY WANTS TO GIVE UP BUT SHE CONTINUES TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN! WE’VE SEEN HER GO THROUGH SOME ABSOLUTE WARS HERE IN EAW, SO WE KNOW SHE CAN WITHSTAND A LOT OF DAMAGE!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: SHERIDAN RELEASES BETHANY’S FACE AND SHE DRIVES HER KNEE INTO BETHANY’S KIDNEY AREA! SHE DOES IT A FEW MORE TIMES TO SOFTEN UP THE LOWER BACK AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! BETHANY GRABS HER HEAD AND ROLLS ONTO HER BACK, GIVING SHERIDAN FREE REIGN TO STOMP ON HER STOMACH AND FACE!
Stew-O: Sheridan is ruthless right now. The referee tries to force her back but Sheridan lands another kick and this time it’s to Bethany’s sternum. She kicks Bethany onto her stomach, bends down, and hooks her by the arms! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! SHERIDAN FLOATS OVER AND GRABS THE ARM! SHE IS LOOKING FOR THE ARMBAR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY CRADLES HER ARM TO HER CHEST, NOT ALLOWING SHERIDAN TO EXTEND THE ARM! SHERIDAN YANKS ON BETHANY’S ARM, BUT BETHANY STANDS HER GROUND! SHERIDAN ROLLS ONTO BETHANY’S BACK AND LOOKS FOR A CHOKE! BETHANY RAISES UP, AND ROLLS OVER, FORCING SHERIDAN ONTO HER BACK!
Jake Mercer: BUT SHERIDAN GETS HER LEGS AROUND BETHANY’S MID-SECTION!!! BETHANY STARTS KICKING AND THRASHING! SHE GRABS AT SHERIDAN’S ARMS AND TRIES TO PRY HER FINGERS APART! SHERIDAN TIGHTENS HER GRIP AROUND BETHANY’S NECK, AND BETHANY PLANTS HER FEET! BETHANY TRIES TO USE HER LEGS TO BRIDGE UP BUT SHERIDAN DRIVES HER BACK DOWN INTO THE MAT!
Stew-O: BETHANY DOESN’T HAVE MUCH CHOICE BUT TO LET GO OF SHERIDAN’S ARMS AND SHE GRABS AT SHERIDAN’S LEGS! SHE IS TRYING TO PRY APART SHERIDAN’S GRIP ON HER WAIST, BUT SHERIDAN IS TO STRONG! BETHANY BALLS UP HER FIST AND BEGINS HITTING SHERIDAN IN THE KNEE! BETHANY DOESN’T LET UP! SHE IS EXERTING ALL SHE’S GOT LEFT TO GET SHERIDAN TO LET UP!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY HAMMERS SHERIDAN IN THE KNEE WITH ONE HAND AND SHE BEGINS PUNCHING AT THE SIDE OF SHERIDAN’S HEAD WITH THE OTHER HAND! SHERIDAN FINALLY LETS GO OF BETHANY’S WAIST AND BETHANY BRIDGES UP AND FLIPS HERSELF OVER SHERIDAN!
Jake Mercer: BETHANY FALLS BACK, FREE OF THE CHOKE, AND SHERIDAN ROLLS TO HER SIDE AND LOOKS OVER AT BETHANY! BOTH WOMEN LOCK EYES AND BOTH OF THEM SEEM TO REALIZE THAT IS GOING TO TAKE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY TO PULL THIS KIND OF A VICTORY OUT!
Stew-O: IT’S BETHANY WHO DIVES AT SHERIDAN…. FISTS FLYING! SHERIDAN FIGHTS BACK, AND BOTH ARE ROLLING AROUND ON THE MAT! SHERIDAN GOES FOR THE ARM, BUT BETHANY CATCHES HER IN A FRONT FACE LOCK! SHE TRIES TO GET BEHIND SHERIDAN, BUT SHERIDAN WITH MULTIPLE ELBOW STRIKES TO THE STOMACH! BETHANY ISN’T ABLE TO SWITCH TO A CHIN LOCK AND SHERIDAN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF BETHANY TRYING TO SWITCH HER GRIP! SHERIDAN SNATCHES THE ARM AND SHE GOES FOR THE ARMBAR!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY CAN’T LOCK HER HANDS THIS TIME! SHE IS FLAILING HER FREE ARM WHILE TRYING TO KEEP HER TRAPPED ARM BENT! SHERIDAN IS TRYING TO EXTEND THE ARM SO SHE CAN BREAK IT, BUT BETHANY IS GOING AFTER SHERIDAN’S LEG AGAIN! SHE’S GOT ONE HAND AROUND SHERIDAN’S LEG AND SHE EXTENDS IT BACK! SHERIDAN YANKS ON BETHANY’S ARM BUT BETHANY HAS A MODIFIED, ONE-HANDED ANKLE LOCK ON SHERIDAN!
Jake Mercer: SHERIDAN MAKES THE DECISION TO LET GO FIRST AND BETHANY QUICKLY ROLLS UP TO HER FEET! SHE TRIES TO TURN THIS INTO A FULL FLEDGE ANKLE LOCK, BUT SHERIDAN KICKS AT HER WITH HER FREE LEG! BETHANY RETALIATES WITH A KICK OF HER OWN, CONNECTING ON THE THIGH, AND BETHANY SLAMS SHERIDAN’S KNEE INTO THE MAT! SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH AN ELBOW TO THE KNEE, AND BENDS SHERIDAN’S KNEE AROUND HER WAIST! BETHANY HOLDS ON AND TORQUES THE ANKLE BUT SHERIDAN IS ABLE TO GET ONE OF HER ARMS AROUND BETHANY’S NECK!
Stew-O: BETHANY CONTINUES TO TWIST THE ANKLE, SHRUGGING SHERIDAN OFF IN THE PROCESS, BUT SHERIDAN CONNECTS WITH SEVERAL PUNCHES TO THE SIDE OF BETHANY’S HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY LETS GO OF SHERIDAN’S LEG AND SHERIDAN ROLLS BETHANY BACK ONTO HER SHOULDERS! SHERIDAN IS ABLE TO GET HERSELF ON TOP AND SHE RAINS DOWN A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES AND FOREARMS ON BETHANY!
Jake Mercer: LOOK THOUGH! BETHANY HAS HER LEGS WRAPPED AROUND SHERIDAN’S NECK AND SHE’S GOT THE ARM! BETHANY IS TRYING FOR A TRIANGLE ARMBAR BUT SHERIDAN’S NOT HAVING IT! SHE SHOWS AN IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF STRENGTH AS SHE STANDS UP AND SHE FREAKING DEADLIFTS DR. BETHANY BLUE UP AS WELL!!!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN HAS BETHANY UP IN THE AIR BUT LOOK AT BETHANY! BETHANY HAS LATCHED ON TO THE CAGE! BETHANY IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS SHERIDAN TRIES TO RIP HER AWAY FROM THE CAGE! BETHANY FREES ONE OF HER LEGS AND SHE STARTS KICKING THE ABSOLUTE SNOT OUT OF SHERIDAN! SHERIDAN LETS HER GO AND GRABS AT HER FACE AND THE GOOD DOCTOR SWINGS HERSELF AROUND SO SHE CAN USE HER FEET AND HER HANDS TO GRIP THE CAGE! BETHANY REACHES FOR THE SIDE OF THE SCAFFOLD LIKE PLATFORM AROUND THE CAGE, BUT SHE DOESN’T USE IT TO PULL HERSELF UP TOP! INSTEAD SHE PLACES HER FEET AGAINST THE FACE AND PUSHES OFF!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CROSSBODY TAKES DOWN SHERIDAN!
Jake Mercer: BETHANY JUMPS TO HER FEET AND MOTIONS FOR THE CROWD TO MAKE SOME NOISE! SHE’S FIRED UP RIGHT NOW AND SO ARE THE FANS! SHE PULLS SHERIDAN UP BY THE HAIR AND SNAPS HER HEAD BACK WITH A MASSIVE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! SHE GETS SHERIDAN IN POSITION AND HOOKS HER… HOISTING HER IN THE AIR! STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX! BETHANY IS LETTING ALL THE BLOOD RUSH TO SHERIDAN’S HEAD BEFORE SHE SLAMS HER DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT AND LOOK AT WHAT BETHANY HAS! SHE JUST PULLED OUT THE BLACK GLOVE! BETHANY BLUE IS LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW!!! BETHANY DROPS DOWN BESIDE SHERIDAN AND THERE’S ‘SAY AHHHH!’
Flannery McCoy: NO! SHERIDAN SLAMS THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO BETHANY RIGHT AS BETHANY WAS GOING FOR THE MANDIBLE CLAW! SHERIDAN CAUGHT BETHANY ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE AND BETHANY IS BUSTED OPEN AGAIN! BETHANY RESET HER OWN NOSE EARLIER BUT SHERIDAN MIGHT HAVE JUST CRUSHED MORE OF THOSE DELICATE BONES, AND BETHANY IS HURT! SHE IS SERIOUSLY HURT!
Jake Mercer: SHERIDAN HAS NEW LIFE NOW AND SHE POUNCES ON BETHANY! SHE FORCES BETHANY’S HANDS ABOVE HER HEAD AND HOLDS HER IN PLACE WITH ONE HAND! SHE USES HER OTHER ARM TO BATTER BETHANY WITH MULTIPLE FOREARM SHOTS! BETHANY IS ABSOLUTELY DEFENSELESS RIGHT NOW AND SHERIDAN IS TAKING FULL OF ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION! SHE CRACKS BETHANY IN THE NOSE WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT BEFORE RIPPING HER OFF THE MAT BY THE HAIR!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN RAMS BETHANY FACE FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND RAKES HER FACE DOWN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF IT! SHE STOPS LONG ENOUGH TO SMUSH BETHANY’S FACE INTO THE STEEL BEFORE DRAGGING HER BACK ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AGAIN! BETHANY’S FACE IS A BLOODY MESS NOW AND SHERIDAN PUTS BETHANY ON HER BACK WITH A SPINE BUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: AND I DON’T THINK SHERIDAN IS DONE PUNISHING THE DOCTOR! SHE DEADLIFTS BETHANY UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AND SLAMS HER INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! BETHANY GRABS THE BACK OF HER HEAD, BUT SHERIDAN DOESN’T SIT HER OWN! SHE SLAMS BETHANY INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AGAIN! SHERIDAN KEEPS BETHANY IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION AND SHE LOOKS TO SLAM HER INTO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: BUT NOW BETHANY FIGHTS BACK! BETHANY WITH PUNCHES TO THE TOP OF SHERIDAN’S HEAD, WHICH NEARLY CAUSES SHERIDAN TO LOSE HER BALANCE! SHE HITS THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND NEARLY DROPS BETHANY, BUT LOOK AT BETHANY! SHE’S GRABBED THE SIDE OF THE PLATFORM AND SHE’S HOISTED HERSELF UP ON TOP OF THE CAGE!
Stew-O: THE BRIEFEST LOOK OF RAGE CROSSES SHERIDAN’S FACE! SHE HAD BETHANY ALL BUT FINISHED AND NOW BETHANY HAS PULLED HERSELF ONTO THE PLATFORM. SHERIDAN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO GO AFTER HER AND SHE BEGINS TO CLIMB UP THE SIDE! BETHANY SCOOTS AWAY FROM SHERIDAN, WHO IS NOW ON TOP OF THE CAGE AS WELL, AND SHERIDAN SHAKES HER HEAD. BETHANY BEGINS TO BACK TRACK BUT SHERIDAN IS LITERALLY STALKING HER!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY THROWS HER HANDS UP IN SURRENDER AND SHAKES HER HEAD AND THAT STOPS SHERIDAN IN HER TRACKS! THE DOCTOR WITH A BURST OF ADRENALINE AND SHE TACKLES SHERIDAN DOWN!
Jake Mercer: BETHANY WAS SCREWING WITH SHERIDAN’S MIND AND IT WORKED, SHE GOT ‘GERMAN EFFICIENCY’ TO STOP IN HER TRACKS, GIVING THE DOCTOR THE OPENING SHE WAS LOOKING FOR! SHE GRABS SHERIDAN BY THE THROAT AND STARTS TO THROTTLE HER! SHERIDAN CLAWS AT BETHANY’S HANDS BUT BETHANY USES HER HAND GLOVED HAND TO APPLY A SHOULDER CLAW!!!! THIS IS A MODIFIED NERVE LOCK AND SHERIDAN IS WILTING! BETHANY IS APPLYING A TON OF PRESSURE TO SHERIDAN’S NECK RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO PUNCH BETHANY IN THE GUT! BETHANY ABSORBS THE SHOT AND CONTINUES TO HOLD ON TO THE SHOULDER CLAW! SHERIDAN DIGS DEEP AND ABSOLUTELY UNLOADS ON BETHANY! SHE PUNCHES HER OVER AND OVER UNTIL BETHANY DOUBLES OVER AND GRABS AT HER SHOULDER!!!! SHERIDAN FALLS BACK AND IMMEDIATELY TRIES TO GET SOME FEELING BACK INTO HER NECK AND SHOULDER, BUT DR. BLUE KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY HAULS SHERIDAN UP AND STRIKES HER WITH A NASTY FOREARM! SHERIDAN ISN’T STEADY AT THE MOMENT BUT SHE HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO BLOCK A SECOND FOREARM! BETHANY GOES FOR ANOTHER FOREARM BUT SHERIDAN NEARLY TAKES HER OFF HER FEET WITH A STRIKE TO THE FACE! BETHANY’S NOSE IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTE DUST BY THE TIME THIS IS ALL SAID AND DONE!
Jake Mercer: BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP THE DOCTOR FROM CATCHING SHERIDAN WITH A RIGHT HAND! SHERIDAN WITH AN UPPERCUT! BETHANY WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST! SHERIDAN WITH A FOREARM, AND BETHANY WITH A HEADBUTT! SHERIDAN STAGGERS BACK AND BETHANY LOOKS FOR ‘CODE BLUE’!!!!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN CATCHES THE ARM ONCE AGAIN! BETHANY QUICKLY KICKS SHERIDAN BEFORE SHE CAN TRY FOR THE ARMBAR, AND THAT ALLOWS BETHANY TO GO FOR A SERIES OF SHOOT STYLE KICKS! SHERIDAN’S SHOULDER IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY THOSE BRUTAL KICKS AND IT’S BETHANY WHO FOLLOWS UP WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH! SHERIDAN CLUTCHES HER GUT, AND BETHANY LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE HER RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THE PLATFORM!
Flannery McCoy: SHERIDAN DUCKS! BETHANY TETTERS ON THE EDGE OF THE PLATFORM BUT SHE REGAINS HER BALANCE! IT’S A SEVEN FOOT FALL BACK INTO THE FIGHT PIT, AND NEITHER WOMAN WANTS TO SEE HER CHANCES AT WINNING THIS MATCH COME CRASHING DOWN! SHERIDAN LOCKS HER ARMS AROUND BETHANY’S WAIST AND IF SHE GOES FOR A MODIFIED ‘SHERPLEX’, THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD WILL BE SLAMMED INTO THOSE GUARDRAILS!
Jake Mercer: BETHANY WITH AN ABSOLUTE SENSE OF URGENCY! SHERIDAN IS BEING DESTROYED WITH ELBOWS RIGHT NOW! BETHANY BREAKS THE GRIP THAT SHERIDAN HAS ON HER AND SHE WHIRLS AROUND!
Stew-O: ‘CODE BLUE’! ‘CODE BLUE’! ‘CODE BLUE’! THE THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM FOR THE HEART PUNCH! SHERIDAN IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT ON TOP OF THE PLATFORM! BETHANY SENSES IT’S HER CHANCE TO WIN THE MATCH AND SHE JERKS SHERIDAN UP! SHE’S NOT GUNNA DO WHAT I THINK SHE’S GUNNA DO, IS SHE???
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! YES SHE IS!!! SUPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE INTO A SITDOWN PILEDRIVER!!! ‘FLATLINE’ CONNECTS AND I THINK SHERIDAN IS DEAD! SHE’S NOT MOVING AND DR. BLUE HAS THIS MATCH WON! SHERIDAN IS OUT COLD BUT LOOK AT THE DOC! SHE’S NOT RISKING ANYTHING! SHE KNOWS THE TYPE OF COMPETITOR SHERIDAN IS AND THAT’S WHY SHE’S GUNNA FINISH THIS OFF WITH ‘SAY AHHHH!’ THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN!
Jake Mercer: THE SECOND BETHANY DOVE OFF THAT CAGE AND DROVE SHERIDAN INTO THE MAT WITH THAT PILEDRIVER THIS THING WAS OVER!
Stew-O: THAT’S IT! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DR. BETHANY BLUE… E.O.E.!!!!
(“Somebody Get Me A Doctor” by Van Halen begins to blast as the referee pulls Bethany off of an unconscious Sheridan. The door of the cage is opened and medical officials rush in to check on both women who truly gave the match their all.)
Flannery McCoy: That was a HELL OF A WAY to start things off for us tonight here at Reckless Wiring. These two women have been at one another’s throats since early February and it all came to a head tonight. Both of them wanted this win badly, and on her third try, Dr. Blue finally connected with ‘Code Blue’ to take Sheridan out for good. She went for the overkill win, but who can blame her? With the returns of Sheridan and Astraea Jordan here on Dynasty, and Madison Kaline competing for the Universal Women’s Championship later on tonight against Andrea Valentine, the women’s division is more stacked than ever before. You gotta do what you gotta do to stand out, and I say that Dr. Blue made quite the impression tonight.
Jake Mercer: If there’s one thing certain right now about the Universal Women’s Championship picture, it’s that Dr. Bethany Blue holds a title shot that no one can take away from her. She has earned the right to compete for that belt in the future, and it’s up to everyone else to try and get themselves in that position as well. Sheridan gave it her best shot tonight, but she came up short and now it’s back to the drawing board.
Stew-O: But how impressive has Sheridan been since she returned? Tonight is just her first loss, and she hasn’t missed a step. At any given point, this match could have gone either way, and I have no doubt that Sheridan is going to land on her feet after this and push ahead towards her next challenge. Hats off to her, and congratulations to our winner tonight… the 2022 Empress of Elite… Dr. Bethany Blue!
(The camera takes a final shot of Bethany standing tall in the ring, battered and bloodied, and leading the crowd as they all chant ‘E… O… E!)
(Reckless Wiring transitions from the ring over to the backstage area of the Chesapeake Energy Arena. It’s there where a disappointed Alex Myers can be seen sitting on a crate, seemingly in the zone. They’re looking down and not giving any attention to their surroundings. After a grueling and hard fought bout the prior night against Terry Chambers, it’s safe to assume that Alex is reflecting on that. Suddenly, footsteps can be heard approaching, as it becomes more evident that the New Breed Champion and their future competitor, Jon Kelton, is approaching. Alex still doesn’t seem to be phased or moved as Kelton begins to address them)
Jon Kelton: Damn, tough break last night huh kid? Wouldn’t let it happen to me tho!
(A boastful Kelton laughs, knowing unlike his future competitor, he walked away with a victory last night against Danny Tanner. But still, no reaction or response from Alex)
Jon Kelton: Look beloved, chin up okay? The fact of the matter is even though you lost tonight, something I can’t say I can relate to but that’s besides the point.. the fact remains you’re the number one contender to my Championship here. Now I don’t plan on losing this thing and I have all intents and purpose to go on and become the greatest damn New Breed Champ ever, and I can’t do that by defending my title against tomato cans like that clown Angelo Carter was, and quite frankly you’re acting just like him right about now. Drowning in your sorrows, acting depressed for what? Because you lost a damn match? Grow up and act like you’ve been here or you’re going to find yourself in this same position a month from now when we finally do face off.
(Alex is still not responding or reacting)
Jon Kelton: I mean, you are going to lose regardless and ultimately fall short on your plans to dethrone me, losing at yet another FPV in the process BUT! You can avoid feeling sorry for yourself and feeling the need to have some deep reflection about it by simply accepting the cold hard fact that you’re just not on the same level as other competitors like myself and clearly like Terry Chambers. He’s a guy who’s held a World Championship here and I’m a guy who will eventually do the same, you’re a person who has a very clear ceiling and I honestly don’t even know if it’s this belt right here, but what I DO know is you won’t be winning this. So you can either accept the fact that you’re not what you think you are, or you can keep being a little bitch about it. But you better be on your A-game when it’s time to face off because I don’t want any excuses–
(Finally, after hearing enough from Kelton, an enraged Alex pops up and kicks the crate across the room. They immediately jump to Kelton’s face, forehead to forehead)
Alex Myers: LISTEN to me you annoying prick. I may have lost to Terry, but you’re not Terry Chambers. You’re a talkative asshole who thinks that he’s on a World Championship level, but he’s here holding a newcomer’s belt a decade into his career. That’s the textbook definition of having a ceiling. I’m going to kick your ass when our match happens and when I do, I’m going to elevate this Championship to heights you have dragged it down to and show how an ACTUAL New Breed competitor sets the bar in this division.
(In response, Jon Kelton laughs in the face of Alex Myers, knowing he achieved his goal of getting under their skin)
Jon Kelton: Ha, looks like that little deep meditation session you were in ended with the swiftness.
Alex Myers: Just like your title reign will in due time.
Jon Kelton: After last night’s performance? Doubt it. But look on the bright side, at least you’ll have a great chance of “taking me to my limits” and will be able to pride yourself on knowing you had a memorable spot or something, those are small little things you can build on in order to actually achieve something here! But I’ll be damned if I drop this belt to a crash test dummy scene kid. But I’ll do you a favor and slip Jake Mercer $5 so he can boost your confidence by saying “take nothing away from Alex, he had a great performance!”. It’ll all be alright in the end little buddy.
Jon Kelton: https://c.tenor.com/f5asRSsfl-wAAAAC/good-boy-pat-on-head.gif
(Alex is clearly livid from having their head condescendingly patted by Jon Kelton and immediately responds….)
(**SLAP**)
(A huge slap across the face to Kelton from Alex Myers startles the Champion for a second, as it looks like he’s now about to be the one that loses his composure. Until he suddenly snaps back and lets cooler heads prevail)
Jon Kelton: I will, begrudgingly, let that slide for now…. but you’re gonna regret this. I promise.
(Kelton pats his belt and gives one final look into the dark cold eyes of Alex Myers, before turning around and going on about his business. From there, Reckless Wiring then goes to flash the next match graphic across the screen)
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( The camera cuts back to Reckless Wiring at ringside where the Razor Wire Steel Cage is shown being lowered over the ring. The camera zooms in on the razor wire as it gleams off the lights ready to feast on the flesh of all who enter. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!! The following contest is a Razor Wire Steel Cage Match!!! And it is for the EAW Specialists’ Championship!!! In this match the only way to win is via pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage! Also if they die but hopefully that won’t happen.
Crowd: Hopefully it will. :wow:
(The crowd bursts into cheers as the flashing lights cease and the giant structure is firmly attached in the ring covered on all sides with razor wire.)
( ‘Dolla Sign Slime’ – Lil Nas X, Megan Thee Stallion hits to a mixed reaction from the audience. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first the challenger! From Tijuana, Mexico weighing in at 126 pounds she is “La Reina” SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRENITY VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Serenity Valdez makes her way out to the ring briefly staring at the razor cage before surveying what she is about to undertake. However, Serenity gives off the impression as to giving zero fucks whatsoever as she slams the cage door open and climbs all up into the ring ready to get that EAW Specialists Championship on real quick. Serenity is all focused up in here but recognizes that it is going to be a brutal match but she is hyped and ready for it.)
Flannery McCoy: La Reina has arrived! Tonight is the night that Harper Lee’s reign of terror will finally end. I enjoyed watching Harper lose once already at Dia Del Diablo and am excited for her to lose yet again. Nobody deserves to hold more Ls than she does. I know people have mixed opinions on Serenity but I for one am completely behind mi reina this week. :blessed:
Jake Mercer: Flannery clearly not holding back on the bias tonight. This match is going to be so brutal that either competitor will be lucky to survive tonight. I don’t know why the Dynasty fans would vote for something like this. It is sickening. Do you people know the history of razor wire? It has been literally used to keep inmates and prisoners in mental asylums. Not only that but it is related to barbed wire which is used to keep animals trapped in. These are people not animals!
Stew-O: Well one thing is for sure. This is going to be a very bloody match. If you are uncomfortable with large amounts of blood then this match might not be the one for you. Maybe go watch a PURE Championship Match or something instead. That might be more your speed.
Flannery McCoy: I think Serenity is going to win the championship here tonight.
Stew-O: You might not be wrong. Serenity has declared that she is in the prime of her career and has even threatened to disfigure Harper Lee in the ring tonight. These women may be ugly as hell after they get done with each other tonight.
Jake Mercer: Serenity is a dangerous competitor and I am sure that Harper Lee recognizes that. Or else she will be truly fucked.
( ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits as the crowd erupts into loud booing. )
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds she is “The Woman Without Fear” and she is the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Harper Lee makes her way out to the ring as the crowd hates on her fiercely. She holds up the championship high in the air as she walks her way down to the ring. Harper is determined to live up to her Woman Without Fear title as she does not even stop to survey the cage before immediately entering.)
Jake Mercer: What a queen. Everybody loves Harper.
(As soon as Harper Lee enters the cage, the officials slam the door shut behind her. They tie the door up with further razor wire to prevent it from opening but also to make the door area of the cage even sharper and more razor wire filled than before.)
Flannery McCoy: This is it! Finally we get to witness the downfall of Whoreper. I can’t wait to see this!
Stew-O: Harper Lee is definitely a polarizing figure. She did a whole lot of bitching and complaining this week and basically every other week of her career so I can understand why Flannery and the fans have become sick of her. But she just went through a very brutal match last week at Dia Del Diablo and now she is having to defend her championship. So this might end up being one of the best possible chances to see her dethroned. She has never been weaker than she is tonight!
Jake Mercer: Nah that match only made her stronger. Serenity best not underestimate the champ! My Captain! Harper! Did you know that Harper gained her Captain nickname when she single handedly captained the Titanic and prevented it from sinking?
Flannery McCoy: I thought it did sink tho. Just like her title reign is going to tonight :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Well Harper has shown her trademark confidence or arrogance this week. She thinks that Serenity isn’t deserving of this match and acted like this should be a walk in the park all week. We will see if she is right and tonight might end up being a very short night for Serenity.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as both competitors circle around each other in this monstrous structure. That razor wire all over the cage looks painful and you just know sooner or later it will be tearing into the flesh of these women something fierce. Serenity Valdez with a leaping Spinning Heel Kick out of nowhere! But Harper Lee steps out of the way only for Serenity to land on her feet! What an athletic maneuver right out the gate there Serenity may just be showing off trying to get all up into Harper’s head here. But Harper maintains her composure as she continues to pace and measure her opponent. Remember that this is a cage match and there is no escape if Harper jumps back at the wrong moment it is slice and dice for her! But of course she already knows that. Harper with a look of disgust on her face as she walks to the other side of the ring preparing herself to strike.
Stew-O: Harper Lee lunges forward as she locks up with Serenity Valdez and they fight back and forth. Serenity using all her strength to try and push on Harper who fires back. They had best watch out they don’t want to be shoved into the sides of the cage and that razor wire! Harper shoves Serenity down as she falls to her back and Harper immediately mounts Serenity on top of her and begins unleashing hard forearm strikes to the face.
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee trying now to drag Serenity Valdez’s face up against the razors on the bottom turnbuckle as she drags her towards them! But Serenity powers off, tossing Harper off her and with force too as Harper is sent across the ring. Serenity gets back up touching her face to make sure she just didn’t get cut up from that close call. But deep down I think Serenity gotta know that she would feel it if that razor sharp wire that can sever limbs tore into her pretty little face. She got lucky that time!
Flannery McCoy: Both women stalking each other yet again. Harper Lee does a fake yawn taunt towards Serenity Valdez enraging her before they lock up again. Serenity trying as hard as she can to push Harper back first into the cage! But Harper is resisting! Holy shit she is so close but Serenity can’t quite get her there! Harper does not want to be the first competitor shoved into that razor and I can’t blame her as normal people don’t like to be cut. Harper shoves back as hard as she can, throwing Serenity backwards across the ring but she manages to keep her balance and stay on her feet.
Stew-O: Harper Lee is shrieking something incomprehensible at Serenity Valdez who just looks at her like “oh this bitch” before they go back to basics once again locking up in the ring. Not much happening so far but it is only a matter of time before we see the blood start to flow.
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee quickly tosses Serenity Valdez down with an arm drag. Serenity backs up but Harper captures her quickly into a headlock. This is the chain wrestling people here paid for!!!
Flannery McCoy: SUDDENLY HARPER LEE RUNS SERENITY VALDEZ HEAD FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE RAZOR CAGE!!!
Stew-O: No! Serenity Valdez wisely lets her feet collapse out from under her and falls to the mat as Harper Lee still had that headlock applied. I guess that resulted in a sort of Running Bulldog. Harper with the cover!
Referee: ONNNNN-
Jake Mercer: But Harper Lee can’t even get a one count. You hate to see it. Serenity Valdez is tripped by Harper and is sent sprawling on the mat as Harper quickly transitions into an Ankle Lock which has been applied tightly! Nowhere now for Serenity to go! She can crawl her way towards the ropes but of course that is where the razor wire is and I’m not so sure that would be a smart move.
Flannery McCoy: But Serenity Valdez flips over onto her back! She begins firing away shots at Harper Lee trying to break free of the hold. She pulls Harper in and uses the force from her legs to shove her off! Harper goes flying right into the side of the razor cage!!!
Stew-O: No! Harper Lee stops herself just in time! She turns around… Superkick from Serenity Valdez!!! No! Harper catches the leg and twists her down back onto the Ankle Lock! But Serenity rolls through and tosses Harper with her leg! Harper does a Cartwheel Roll to avoid going into the side of the cage before turning back to Serenity and kicking her hard in the gut. Serenity keels over and Harper with a hard uppercut to the face!
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez is staggered as Harper Lee begins to light her up with chops to the chest. But Serenity fires back with punches to the face! Serenity finishes it off with a Jumping Heel Kick to the head of Harper taking her down to the mat! Harper slowly back up as Serenity goes in for a clubbing blow to the back. But Harper retaliates with an elbow shot to the gut and a hard kick to the chin of the staggered Serenity. Serenity falls to her knees as Harper rams her knee into her chest repeatedly. Harper drags Serenity up by the hair and she is screaming something loudly! Harper tosses Serenity head first into the razor ca-
Flannery McCoy: No! Serenity Valdez with a slide kicking off the side of the cage being careful not to cut herself on those razors. She may have even sliced her boot there but that is probably better than the alternative. Harper Lee nearly got her there but not quite as Serenity faces off against her foe once more. Serenity with a spin kick to the head as she tosses Harper into the cage! But Harper lands on her hands and knees and manages to slide across the ring to quickly turn her momentum around and avoid colliding with the cage. These bloodthirsty fans have to be getting impatient waiting for one of these women to get all cut up n shit. That is what they have paid for and what they will receive at some point but so far both women have avoided it at all costs. It may very well be the case the first one to get sliced and diced will be the guaranteed loser in this match. The other will be the guaranteed champion!
Stew-O: Harper Lee yelling at Serenity Valdez again as she slaps the shit out of her. But Serenity dodges and pulls Serenity down into a headlock. Serenity flips out of it and begins hammering away at Harper’s face with hard forearm shots. Harper grabs Serenity and runs towards the side of the cage… but Serenity falls down pulling Harper down with her into the Small Package!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
Jake Mercer: But Harper Lee kicks out extremely quickly! Harper backs up but Serenity Valdez catches her and kicks her in the gut. Serenity leaps into the air grabbing Harper’s head before spiking her down to the mat with a falling DDT! Damn Harper just got dropped right on her dome! Harper is in pain now as Serenity drives her arms into her face, smothering her. But Harper kicks wildly trying to break free of the dizziness from that DDT. Harper pulls herself up but Serenity locks her from behind with a Sleeper. But Harper runs wildly into the side of the cage!!!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT NO!!!
Stew-O: Both women run right into that razor wire and get all caught up in it! Both of them go face first into the side of the cage getting sliced up from that unforgiving wire! They scream out in pain as they bounce into the cage but are unable to bounce off as the razor sharp barbs of the wire are stuck in their skin! Oh god! That looks extremely painful!
Jake Mercer: Serenity Valdez charges forward dragging Harper Lee with her as they break free of the side of the cage and collapse in the ring with blood flowing from the various cuts on their bodies. You can see bits of their flesh still attached to the wires on the wall of the cage. What a disgusting display!
(The camera pans to shots of the smiling crowd as they all are shown holding their phones up to record the massacre.)
Flannery McCoy: Both Harper Lee and Serenity Valdez slowly recover as the match is not over just because they hurt themselves. No, they are going to have to keep fighting. Harper is back up first and she sees Serenity slowly rising… she charges in with a Running Knee to the face! Harper the champ now stomping away at Serenity keeping her down. But then apparently changes her mind by picking her up… Hard Back Drop from Harper dropping Serenity down painfully on her shoulder. Harper then picks up Serenity once again… German Suplex connects! Harper with a standing Senton on Serenity before going for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kick out from Serenity Valdez! Looks like being cut by those razors is not going to scare her out of giving it her all here tonight in this fight! Same can be said about Harper however!!
(The camera zooms in on close-ups of both Serenity and Harper’s arms showing extensive bleeding as streams of red flow down both of their limbs.)
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee with a clubbing blow to the face of Serenity Valdez and that looked like it could have knocked her out but Serenity manages to stay on her knees! Harper relentless as she slaps Serenity across the face and then backs up slightly… before charging in with a running BICYCLE KNEE to the face!!! Harper just knocked Serenity the hell out and here comes another cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity Valdez kicks out yet again! That is the determination of the challenger to win this Specialists Championship here tonight!!! Harper angrily kicks at Serenity again keeping her down. Serenity powers back up to her knees again before Harper grabs her by the head and hits a Snap DDT down to the mat. But Harper is not finished yet! Harper tosses Serenity hard into the side of the cage face first! OH SHIT!!!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez is sent flying right into the razor wire of the cage becoming stuck all up in the barbs once again! Serenity is stuck on the side of the cage as her weight slowly drops her off cutting her as she falls back down to the mat. I can’t watch this! Some of those barbs looked like they cut inside of her DEEP! I sure hope that they didn’t hit any arteries! Serenity now just bleeding profusely as that looks like it really cut her face up! She is lucky that she didn’t lose an eyeball in that mess!
(The camera shows close-ups of the scarred and cut face of Serenity Valdez as she begins to bleed from various places on her face. She tries to wipe the blood out of her eyes just so that she is able to see and continue this match!)
Jake Mercer: The referee is now checking on Serenity Valdez but Harper Lee shoves her out of the way and drags Serenity back up as she is clearly not finished with her. Harper lazily kicks Serenity toying with her but Serenity punches back. Harper with an angry stomp to the arm before she reaches down and yanks Serenity back up by the bloody arm. She hooks the arm and drops Serenity with a Suplex and follows it up with a Standing Moonsault! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Serenity Valdez but Harper Lee immediately grabs the legs and twists her opponent over into a Half Boston Crab! Serenity is screaming and the blood is flowing down her face and the urge to tap out has got to be overwhelming! But Serenity all credit due to her is fighting it! She won’t let Harper hold her down here tonight! She is fighting with all her might to throw Harper off her! She is refusing to tap out but she might have no choice. She raises up her ar-
Stew-O: But Harper Lee releases the hold! Serenity Valdez was straining too much with her legs that Harper just couldn’t hold on any longer! Serenity back up… SUPERKICK TO THE FACE FROM HARPER!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Serenity Valdez catches the leg! Serenity pulls Harper Lee into her… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Serenity tosses Harper back first into the side of the cage! Harper has now tasted the pain of that razor wire biting into her without remorse! Harper is shook! Harper peels off the cage but she can’t quite get off! Her leg is stuck and she is hanging there! Serenity turns around and begins hammering away at Harper who is trapped and tied up in the razor wire! Blood flowing down the leg of Harper who is being beaten unconscious here! Serenity gets that payback as she grinds Harper’s face directly into the razors, slicing and cutting everything she can! Harper may end up blind I hope her eyes don’t get cut up!
(The camera zooms in on a close up of Harper Lee’s face and her bottom lip has been completely ripped in half by the razor wire and there is a river of blood flowing out of her mouth as she is unable to keep it inside in her present state.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh my god! Harper is dead! No wait! She isn’t just yet! Serenity Valdez still has to make the pin! Serenity yanks Harper down off the wall as Harper screams in pain as the razors tear through her leg as she falls down on the back of her neck in the ring. Serenity stalks her… She leaps with a standing Shooting Star Press right onto Harper as she goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: How the fuck did Harper Lee kick out??? You have got to be fucking kidding me that was complete bullshit fuck this ref! Serenity Valdez grabs Harper Lee and twists her around into a Sharpshooter! Harper is now unable to escape from under Serenity as she is trapped in a pool of blood forming in the ring! But Harper is fighting back and trying to break free of the hold! She makes it across the ring to the ropes! But there are no rope breaks in this type of match! Harper got bamboozled!
Jake Mercer: But Harper Lee keeps crawling forward… WHAT! But she is crawling right into the razor wire! What the fuck is this!!! Harper is throwing herself forward into the razor wire screaming as she does so! Harper has lost her mind and is trying to kill herself! Someone stop her! Harper it is not worth it! We can get you some help baby girl!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! Harper Lee may have an actual strategy here! As she throws herself into the razor wire she also drags Serenity Valdez into the side of the cage with her! Serenity’s leg goes right into the razor wire and it slices her up! Serenity screams in pain as it slices from top to bottom ripping her entire leg open! Serenity lets go of the Sharpshooter as she falls forward landing face first in a pool of blood splashing it around in the ring and sending drops of blood flying out of the ring and hitting the faces of our fans at ringside!
Stew-O: Luckily we are wearing splash shield masks here at ringside. It is always best to come protected. These fans will probably want to get tested after the show. It’s a good thing we have them sign consent forms before every show so there will be no lawsuit due to this.
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee breaks herself free from the ropes as she falls down on top of Serenity’s back laying on top of her in the ring. I think she passed out on top of her. But Harper pushes herself up off Serenity before dragging her opponent up with her holding her in a Headlock to drag Serenity up to her feet. But Serenity is fighting back! She shoves Harper off the headlock sending her into the razor wire! Harper gets cut but she comes flying back off the side of the ropes with a Hurricanrana! She sends Serenity flying into the opposite side of the ring and she gets cut too! These bitches are gonna need stitches!
Flannery McCoy: Both women are lying on the mat bleeding out as they have just shortened their career lengths severely this week. Due to the injuries received here tonight I doubt that they will be able to compete for several weeks if not months. Both women back up in the ring as they begin to exchange weak shots. Their blood loss has clearly reduced their strength and they are fighting on pure passion now! Serenity ducks beneath a slow Clothesline from Harper and grabs her from behind… SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Harper tossed across the ring at quick speed! Harper is down and Serenity goes for the pi-
Stew-O: No wait! Serenity Valdez isn’t going for the pin just yet! She is climbing the side of the cage! Wait what the hell?!? Serenity clenching the razor wire with her hands as blood gushes out but that doesn’t stop her from climbing! She’s going all the way to the top with this! The side of that cage is almost completely red at this point stained from all of the blood that has been spilled so far here tonight!!! It looks like Serenity isn’t going to be able to make it all the way to the top however as the pain is just too much! Serenity leaps backwards off the side of the cage!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENITY VALDEZ TURNS AROUND IN MIDAIR AS SHE TURNS IT INTO A FROG SPLASH FROM OFF THE CAGE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity Valdez gets all of it as she comes crashing down on top of Harper Lee! The cover!!! This is over and we have a new champion!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! The kick out from Harper Lee! I legit thought that the match was over there. But the match is actually continuing instead. What the hell?!?! Serenity Valdez can’t believe it and she has been truly shocked here tonight. Serenity grabs the hair of Harper yanking her back up as now she has to figure out some other way to do damage. A suplex from Serenity! No! Harper counters, bringing herself back down. But Serenity maintains control and drops Harper with an Atomic Drop! Harper falls down in the ring as Serenity transitions into the Poker Face! The Figure 4 Neck Lock has been applied and there is no escape for Harper!
Jake Mercer: She has no choice but to tap! Well also she can escape and maybe that will happen. Harper Lee is in so much pain now that she has to be truly considering tapping. But she manages to get an arm free! She is slapping at Serenity and trying to break free! And she does! But Serenity fires off with a slap of her own! Harper goes low with a kick between the legs before tossing Serenity up and throwing her down with a Powerbomb in the middle of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: I’d say I was surprised but that is the kind of tactics we can expect from Harper Lee at this point. She likes to talk about how she doesn’t cheat but we all know the truth. To be fair you can’t really cheat in this kind of match anyway. Harper falls for the cover on Serenity!!!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Serenity Valdez stays alive! She is going to keep kicking out again and again and again because she doesn’t just want this Specialists Championship… SHE NEEDS IT! Harper Lee is tearing out her bloody hair in frustration wondering just what she has to do to put Serenity away. Harper stalking Serenity and lying in wait she is going to beat the shit out of her and possibly hit some big move here. Serenity best watch her back. Harper is lurking. Harper waits patiently as Serenity slowly rises up in the ring before she charges in at full speed!!!
Jake Mercer: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEA-
Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE RUNS HEAD FIRST INTO THE RAZOR CAGE WITH THE SPEAR AT FULL SPEED!!! HOLY SHIT HARPER JUST RAMMED SO HARD INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE IT DISCONNECTED THE RAZOR WIRE ATTACHED TO IT AND IT HAS FALLEN DOWN INTO THE RING!!!
Serenity Valdez: :mjgrin:
Stew-O: SERENITY VALDEZ GIVES ZERO FUCKS THAT HARPER LEE JUST DIED AS SHE GRABS THE FALLEN RAZOR WIRE!!! SHE WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF HARPER LEE AND STARTS SLICING AND CHOKING!!! SERENITY IS GOING TO BEHEAD HARPER IN THE RING HERE TONIGHT!!! SHE IS GOING TO SLIT HER THROAT AND BLEED HER OUT!!! HARPER IS SO FUCKED!!!
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee has faded out and she passes out from being choked out with the razor wire and she has a ring of cuts all around her neck!!! Serenity Valdez releases the wire as Harper falls in a dead heap on the mat and Serenity just needs to end this thing! Please Serenity! Just finish it!!! Even Harper doesn’t deserve to die! This isn’t Voltage Serenity! This is Dynasty! People who get hurt actually matter here!
Flannery McCoy: But Serenity Valdez doesn’t go for the pin! This may come back to bite her!!! Serenity goes up to the top rope!!! She is going to put an end to Harper Lee’s reign right here right now! Serenity on top of the world! She is going for it…FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Stew-O: NO! Serenity Valdez misses! Harper Lee moves out of the way and Serenity goes belly first onto those broken off pieces of razor wire! Serenity’s abs are completely shredded here tonight at Reckless Wiring!
Flannery McCoy: This sharp barbed wire sure gives another meaning to the name Reckless Wiring. :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Harper Lee with an arrogant smirk on her face as Serenity Valdez has been cut open in the ring and she has a massive gash on her stomach. If she moves the wrong way I am concerned that an intestine may pop out or some shit!
Jake Mercer: But wait! Harper Lee is grabbing at the razor wire on the cage! What is she doing?!?!? Harper pulls with all her power and rips pieces of wire off before kicking at the side of the cage! Harper did it!!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee has broken the door of the cage open!!! She is going to walk out of the cage and win the match! HARPER RETAINS! HARPER RETAINS! HARPER RETAINS!!!
(Suddenly a large figure walks through the door of the cage as Harper falls back into the ring in shock and fear.)
Stew-O: OH GOD IT’S HER!!! WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!?!
(The crowd becomes unglued in confusion as they recognize who has just arrived in the ring.)
Jake Mercer: IT’S XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!!! LA DIOSA IS HERE AND HARPER IS COWERING AND SLIDING BACKWARDS SMEARING BLOOD ACROSS THE RING AS SHE PUTS DISTANCE BETWEEN HERSELF AND XIMENA!!! BUT XIMENA HAS HER TRAPPED IN THE CAGE!!! THERE IS NOWHERE FOR HARPER TO RUN!!!
Flannery McCoy: HARPER LEE IS ABOUT TO GET HER ASS KICKED NOT ONCE… BUT TWICE!!! YOU THOUGHT YOUR NIGHT WAS OVER HARPER??? XIMENA IS HERE FOR THAT KING OF ELITE PAYBACK!!! GET READY FOR PART TWO BITCH!
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ CHARGES IN WITH A SPEAR AT FULL SPEED!!!
Jake Mercer: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEA-
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
Stew-O: …
Jake Mercer: …
Flannery McCoy: … !!!
Stew-O: XIMENA VELASQUEZ JUST SPEARED THE HELL OUT OF SERENITY VALDEZ RIGHT INTO THE RAZOR WIRE WALL OF THE CAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: What the… why would she go after Serenity??!?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: WHY XIMENA? WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
(Harper Lee smiles before skipping out the door of the cage while blowing kisses to the crowd.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: And here is the winner of the match… and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the EAW Specialists Champion… HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits to loud boos from the crowd!!!)
Flannery McCoy: You have gotta be fucking kidding me! This is how this dumb idiot Whoreper retains the title?!?!
Jake Mercer: Calm down Flan and be professional. Harper Lee just survived one of the most brutal matches of her career! She is a fucking hero and this might be the most impressive championship defense I have personally ever witnessed! Who could even defeat Harper at this point?
Stew-O: I can’t believe that Ximena Velasquez would do something like this… I can’t believe that we have to live in a world now where Harper Lee is still a champion here in EAW. This is literally the worst possible time to be a part of EAW and it’s all Ximena’s fault.
Flannery McCoy: I can’t wait to hear Ximena’s explanation for this but honestly I can’t imagine any justification for this. I guess we will have to wait and see. If Ximena has sold out and become Harper’s lackey and backup then who is out there who will even be able to take this championship from her ever?!?!?!?
(Reckless Wiring goes to a commercial being shown for the latest episodes of Saturday Night Showdown and Sunday Night Voltage. Watch the funeral of a man one day and the mysterious reappearance of one on the other. We doing some witchcraft in this shit.)
(From commercial break, the camera then transitions over to show the next match graphic on the screen.)
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(From there, the camera goes over to the arena, where multiple shots are shown. The shots include the LEGO Tables, consisting of LEGOs and glass shards glued to tables which are also wrapped in barbed wire scattered throughout the arena. The camera would then slowly go to the ring, where Stephie Love is seen with a microphone in hand.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS A…LEGO TABLES MATCH!!!
(The crowd would exclaim in a roar of cheers, as Stephie begins to explain the rules of the match.)
Stephie Love: This match contains Falls Count Anywhere rules, the only way to win is by pinfall or submission! All throughout the arena, there are tons of LEGO Tables that can be used at any moment in the match!
(The camera would then point to the stage, as ‘Hey Superstar’ by Madina Lake begins to blast through the arena, a very negative reaction given as Sierra walks through the curtain! Looking as crazy and dysfunctional as ever, Sierra would look around at all the LEGO Tables scattered around, before entering the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 121 POUNDS…SHE IS THE “KILLJOY”…SIIIIEEEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: It’s like every week she shows up, the more and more mentally insane she becomes…
Flannery McCoy: She..definitely has some loose screws up there, but nonetheless, she is heading into this match looking to put “Sweet” Caroline through hell, and she looks to do it by any means necessary! If it means having to send her through multiple LEGO Tables, I’m sure she will do it.
Stew-O: In this match, Sierra is going to have to go to routes that she knows she is capable of in order to win this match, but it’s only a matter of how much she is willing to do it! We all know that she has gone crazy, but is she willing to go absolutely crazy in order to pull out a win in this match?
Jake Mercer: Eh, I think she can..mental fuck. As long as we see flips, though! :adpeek:
(As ‘Hey Superstar’ fades away in the distance, ‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond begins to blast throughout the speakers in the arena, to a response of explosive cheers from the fans at the sight of “Sweet” Caroline, who walks out through the curtain! Caroline looks really joyful about being in her first FPV Match, but you can see the seriousness in her face as she gives a few looks at the LEGO Tables. She then begins to make it to the ring, rolling in and posing, before backing into her corner.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…RESIDING FROM NEWARD, NEW JERSEY…WEIGHING IN AT 109 POUNDS…”SWEET” CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Flannery McCoy: Tonight is Caroline’s FIRST FPV Match in EAW, and she has made it clear many times throughout the last few weeks just how excited she is to be here!
Stew-O: Caroline hasn’t been competing for long, but almost immediately she has been able to make an impact, showing that even with little to no experience, she is just that great! But tonight, she is going to have to go to a side that she hasn’t gone to here in EAW, and that is an extreme side, because she has to be willing to do whatever it takes to win this LEGO Tables match against Sierra!
Jake Mercer: What the- what are these people singing?? :comeagain:
Stew-O: Listen to the crowd! They are singing along with Caroline’s theme!
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHHH SWWWWWEEEEEEETTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRRRROOOOOOLLLLLIIIINNNNNEEEEEE :singing: :singing: :singing:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THIS MATCH HAS STARTED AND SIERRA IMMEDIATELY RUNS STRAIGHT AT CAROLINE-
Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND STARTS TO STRIKE SIERRA INTO THE CORNER! LEFTS AND RIGHTS CONNECTING AS SIERRA IS TRYING TO PROTECT HERSELF BUT TO NO AVAIL!
Jake Mercer: Caroline started this match out of the gate and now she is not letting up! Sierra is trying to get her away, but she just keeps coming back for more! However, a kick to the gut of Caroline is enough to create some distance between the two. Sierra hits Caroline with a running forearm, and now what is Sierra thinking of? :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Sierra just exited the ring and is dragging Caroline out with her! Remember there are these LEGO Tables that have barbed wire wrapped around them along with glass shards and these are scattered everywhere, and Sierra seems to be looking to throw Caroline through one early on!
Stew-O: Sierra knees Caroline right in the gut, and grabs her by her arm- SIERRA IS GOING TO THROW CAROLINE THROUGH THE LEGO TABLE THAT IS LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE-
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE ISN’T BUDGING! She isn’t going to let herself be thrown through one of those tables so early on as she breaks free from Sierra, AND NOW IT’S CAROLINE’S TURN TO THROW SIERRA THROUGH THAT TABLE!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! SIERRA STOPS IN HER TRACKS AS SHE ALMOST WENT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Stew-O: WAIT! CAROLINE IS RUNNING STRAIGHT AT SIERRA-
(**CRASH!**)
Jake Mercer: :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA CAUGHT CAROLINE WITH A HIP TOSS AND CAROLINE IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO BE SENT THROUGH THAT TABLE! THE BARBED WIRE JUST STICKING TO CAROLINE’S BODY AS SIERRA HAS TO DRAG CAROLINE OFF THE BROKEN TABLE AND GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Caroline pops the shoulder up! This match could’ve been over early on but Caroline finds a way to kick out! Sierra isn’t going to give Caroline any time to recover as she picks her back up, and throws her right into the ring post! Sierra is now looking under the ring, looking for something that she can use for her display!
(Sierra would then pull out a tied up black bag, an evil smile cracking on her face.)
Flannery McCoy: Welp! We all know what this usually means, we have been in this situation too many times to not know.
Jake Mercer: YEAHHHH WOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: Sierra enters the ring with the black bag, and she unties it, as the thumbtacks start to pour out-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! IT’S NOT ONLY THE DANGEROUS THUMBTACKS, BUT THERE ARE ALSO LEGO PIECES MIXED AROUND IN THERE! If you thought thumbtacks were bad enough, add LEGO pieces to the equation and you’re doomed!
Jake Mercer: Caroline, however, was able to recover, as she drags Sierra back out to the outside, and starts to fight her away from the ring that has those thumbtacks and LEGOs. Caroline throws Sierra right into the barricade, and then connects with a Clothesline!
Stew-O: Caroline now looks under the ring, and grabs a steel chair as Sierra slowly gets back up to her feet- CAROLINE CONNECTS WITH A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK! Caroline is proving that she is not just sweet, but she is willing to do whatever it takes as well to win here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! ANOTHER! CAROLINE IS NOT LETTING UP ON SIERRA AS SHE CONTINUES THE CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK! Caroline throws the chair back down, and looks back under the ring, pulling something else out…
Jake Mercer: :comeagain: IS THAT A STEEL CHAIR WITH..LEGOS GLUED TO IT? CAROLINE TAKES THE CHAIR AS SIERRA TRIES TO CRAWL BACK UP TO HER FEET- CAROLINE CONNECTS WITH THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF SIERRA AND YOU CAN HEAR THE BLOODCURDLING SCREAM SIERRA LET OUT THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Stew-O: CAROLINE IS NOT GOING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY IN THIS MATCH AS SHE THROWS THE CHAIR INTO THE RING AND DRAGS SIERRA UP TO HER FEET, THROWING HER IN AS WELL! Caroline rolls into the ring, but she is almost met with a Bicycle Kick from Sierra, but she grabs the foot and drops down before pulling Sierra down with her-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA JUST LANDED FACE FIRST INTO THE LEGOS AND THUMBTACKS! SIERRA IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!
Jake Mercer: YEAH!! SHE MAY BE “SWEET”, BUT THIS EAW, EVERYONE HAS A SICK FUCK SIDE TO THEM! WOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra might be bleeding here now as well as she is quickly getting up to her feet, but Caroline just pushes her into the Corner! You can see the thumbtacks sticking to the chest of Sierra, and what is Caroline going to do-
(**CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!**)
Stew-O: CAROLINE IS CONNECTING WITH RAPID SPEED CHOPS TO THE CHEST OF SIERRA AND YOU CAN SEE THOSE THUMBTACKS ARE BARELY POKING OUT AT THIS POINT! CAROLINE IS JUST CHOPPING THOSE THUMBTACKS FURTHER INTO HER CHEST!
(**CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!**)
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE STOPS AND SLOWLY BACKS AWAY AS SIERRA GOES FOR A WILD SWING, BUT CAROLINE DODGES IT AND GRABS SIERRA…SUPLEX ONTO THE THUMBTACKS AND LEGOS! SIERRA GOES DOWN ON THE THUMBTACKS AGAIN AND CAROLINE GOES FOR A COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TT-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA GETS THE KICKOUT!
Jake Mercer: If there’s anything that Sierra benefits from going mental, it’s the ability to endure pain. :wow: Caroline gets back up to her feet as Sierra tries to crawl away, but she gets caught! Caroline grabbing her by the foot, and dragging her back..AND NOW SIERRA IS BEING DRAGGED AGAINST THE THUMBTACKS AND LEGOS AT THE SAME TIME! Sierra is going through absolute hell around those thumbtacks and LEGOs, and she was the one who introduced them!
Stew-O: Caroline drags Sierra back up to her feet, and connects with a forearm right to the chest of Sierra, before noticing that there is a LEGO Table set up in the corner! Caroline wants to test her luck again, trying to throw Sierra right back into the table, but Sierra stops in her tracks again! CAROLINE RUNS BACK AT SIERRA MUCH LIKE SHE DID EARLIER, AND YOU WOULD THINK SHE WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY AS THIS WILL END IN DEJA VU-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! CAROLINE JUST JUMPED ONTO THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARDS-
(**CRASH!**)
Stew-O: CAROLINE JUST DID A SPRINGBOARD AND WAS ABLE TO GRAB SIERRA BY THE ARM, DRAGGING HER STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEGO TABLE AND IT JUST EXPLODED INTO PIECES UPON IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: YOU CAN SEE THE GLASS SHARDS AND BARBED WIRE JUST STICKING TO SIERRA AS ALL SHE CAN DO IS YELL OUT! Caroline backs away and watches as Sierra has to literally forcefully pull out a glass shard that was sticking out of her arm! :yikes:
Flannery McCoy: Sierra pulls herself out of the wreckage of barbed wire, LEGOs and broken glass shards as she slowly gets back up to her feet, Caroline awaiting her as she walks back over to Sierra-
(**SLICE!**)
Jake Mercer: WHAT??
Stew-O: SIERRA JUST USED THAT GLASS SHARD THAT SHE HAD TO PULL OUT OF HER ARM AND SCRAPED IT AGAINST THE CHEEKBONE OF CAROLINE! YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF THAT CUT AS SIERRA KICKS CAROLINE IN HER KNEE BEFORE PUSHING HER OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra follows Caroline to the outside, and she still has the glass shard in hand! Sierra is literally laughing as Caroline is just crying out trying to protect the cut on her cheekbone, but Sierra grabs Caroline and starts to hold her down!
Jake Mercer: What in the actual hell could Sierra be thinking of here?? She is holding Caroline’s mouth open wide as she takes the Glass Shard-
Stew-O: SIERRA IS LITERALLY SAWING A GAP IN THE TWO FRONT TEETH OF CAROLINE! SIERRA TOOK THAT GLASS SHARD AND IS CREATING A BIG GAP IN BETWEEN THE TWO FRONT TEETH OF CAROLINE AND SHE CAN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! YOU CAN SEE THAT GAP, BUT SIERRA ISN’T EVEN DONE!!
Flannery McCoy: NOW SIERRA IS SCRAPPING THE GLASS SHARD ON THE GUM OF CAROLINE! YOU CAN SEE BLOOD COMING OUT OF CAROLINE’S MOUTH AS SHE KICKS AWAY AT SIERRA, FINALLY CREATING SOME DISTANCE BEFORE SCATTERING TO HER FEET-
Jake Mercer: BICYCLE KICK AND THAT KICK LANDED RIGHT ON THE MOUTH OF CAROLINE, AND YOU COULD JUST SEE THE FRONT TEETH THAT SIERRA CREATED A GAP BETWEEN FLY OUT OF CAROLINE’S MOUTH! SIERRA MIGHT’VE FUCKED UP THE SMILE OF CAROLINE AND SHE IS LAUGHING AT IT!
Flannery McCoy: Caroline falls down to her knees and isn’t given any time at all!! SIERRA CONNECTS WITH ELECTRIC FEEL ON THE OUTSIDE! THE ROLLING KOPPU KICK CONNECTS RIGHT ON TARGET AS CAROLINE FALLS OVER AND A COVER IS MADE!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHHH–
Stew-O: CAROLINE BARELY MANAGES TO ESCAPE! The Electric Feel wasn’t enough to put Caroline away here, and Sierra just gets up to her feet and laughs it off, before looking under the ring!
Jake Mercer: IS THAT A KENDO STICK COVERED IN BARBED WIRE?? CAROLINE GETS UP TO HER FEET..
Flannery McCoy: AND IS INSTANTLY MET WITH THE KENDO STICK TO HER GUT!
Stew-O: Caroline is staggering away, but Sierra again connects with the kendo stick, swinging it across the back! Caroline just cries out, before falling down! Sierra throws the kendo stick to the side, and grabs Caroline by her hair as she drags her up, and throws her over the barricade and into the crowd!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra follows Caroline, and now they are fighting in the sea of fans in attendance! I don’t really know if there are any LEGO Tables in the crowd but-
Jake Mercer: THERE IT IS! I can see it! Sierra would grab Caroline by the hair, and just throw her down to the floor! Sierra then connects with a double stomp to the chest, and looks for a quick pin on Caroline!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE KICKS OUT! These two are fighting around in the crowd, while everyone is just going absolutely insane! Sierra begins to become easily frustrated, as I think she spotted the LEGO Table not far away! Sierra cracks a smile, as she slowly gets up to her feet, and drags Caroline up with her, but Caroline is starting to fight back! Caroline is doing whatever it may take to create some distance, but Sierra won’t allow it!
Stew-O: Caroline starts to walk through the crowd, and Sierra follows, as it seems that they are drawing closer to the LEGO Table set up in the crowd! Sierra tries to catch up to Caroline-
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE JUST RAN BACK TOWARDS SIERRA AND CAUGHT HER WITH A CROSSBODY! CAROLINE NOW DRAGS SIERRA BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND PULLS HER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE LEGO TABLE!
Flannery McCoy: They have made it to where the LEGO Table is at, and Caroline instantly tries to throw Sierra onto her shoulders, but to no avail! Sierra is fighting away from this, BUT CAROLINE CATCHES SIERRA INTO A ROLLUP!
Stew-O: NO! CAROLINE ROLLS THROUGH IT AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING SPLASH ONTO SIERRA! COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA KICKS OUT, BUT CAROLINE PULLS SIERRA RIGHT BACK UP AND SUPLEXES SIERRA THROUGH THE TABLE!!
Stew-O: Sierra escapes it and connects with a Bicycle Knee to Caroline! Caroline falls down to a knee, as Sierra just boots Caroline in the face! Sierra drags Caroline back up to her feet, and now it’s Sierra’s turn to attempt to put Caroline through the table–
Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE IS FIGHTING ONCE AGAIN, AND SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER SUPLEX, BUT SIERRA ONCE AGAIN GETS OUT OF IT! SIERRA PUSHES CAROLINE AWAY, BUT CAROLINE JUST RUNS RIGHT BACK AT HER-
(**CRASH!!**)
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE JUST GOT CAUGHT WITH A FLAPJACK FROM SIERRA AND SHE WENT THROUGH THE TABLE IN TERRIBLE FASHION!
Stew-O: Now Sierra has to roll Caroline over onto her back, and that is just torture for Caroline considering she is all stuck up in the barbed wire and glass shards! But nonetheless, Sierra gets Caroline onto her back, and pulls her off the table for a cover!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHH—-
Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE BARELY MANAGES TO ESCAPE WITH A KICK OUT!
Jake Mercer: But Caroline is out cold! Remember, not only did Caroline go through that LEGO Table, but that table still wasn’t going to be able to save her from the concrete floor! If only she did a flip, though.. :mjcry:
Stew-O: Anyways.. Sierra is able to drag Caroline’s lifeless body up to her feet, and it seems that she is going to drag Caroline back through the crowd to get to ringside! Caroline is able to push Sierra away from her however, before connecting with an uppercut as she creates distance, continuing to walk through the crowd.
Flannery McCoy: Sierra catches back up, attacking Caroline right back down to the ground, and then drags her up to her feet, throwing her over the barricade and onto ringside! Sierra herself follows Caroline at ringside over the barricade-
Stew-O: BUT CAROLINE RUNS AT SIERRA AND CATCHES HER WITH A DROPKICK! CAROLINE HAS FOUND A NEW OPENING HERE AND SHE IS NOT GOING TO WASTE IT!
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE THROWS SIERRA INTO THE RING AND THEN CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON..SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT! AND CAROLINE DRAGS HERSELF BACK UP, WHILE GETTING SIERRA UP AS WELL, AND THEN SHE PLACES SIERRA ON THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: CAROLINE GETS ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH SIERRA, AND SLOWLY BRINGS HER UP…
Flannery McCoy: TOOTSIE POP DROP! THE MOONSAULT POWERSLAM WAS ABLE TO CONNECT AS CAROLINE HOOKS THE LEG! THIS COULD BE IT FOR SIERRA!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Jake Mercer: SIERRA KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: Exhaustion is definitely setting in on both Caroline and Sierra here, but they just won’t give up! Caroline drags herself back up to her feet, and then exits the ring and back onto the apron-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA WAS ABLE TO GET BACK UP TO HER FEET ON TIME, AND HIT A SUNSET FLIP OVER CAROLINE, BEFORE GRABBING HER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, POWERBOMBING HER ONTO THE GROUND BELOW!! SIERRA IS GOING FOR A QUICK PIN!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE KICKS OUT, BUT SIERRA DOESN’T GIVE HER ANYTIME! Sierra is just elbowing the bloody head of Caroline! SIERRA IS DIGGING HER NAILS INTO THAT CUT ON THE CHEEKBONE OF CAROLINE THAT WAS CAUSED BY THE GLASS SHARD! I think Sierra has gone beyond mental…
Stew-O: Sierra drags Caroline over to the Steel Steps, and she is placing her hand onto the bottom step..SIERRA JUST STOMPS ON CAROLINE’S HAND CRUSHING IT AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! Caroline’s hand is crushed, and now Sierra just throws her back into the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Caroline tries to get back up to her feet..BUT SIERRA PULLS HER DOWN BY THE HAIR AND CAROLINE LANDS ON THE THUMBTACKS AND LEGOS THAT WERE INTRODUCED EARLY ON! CAROLINE LANDS IN THE THUMBTACKS AND LEGOS AS SIERRA NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES-
Stew-O: HANDSPRING MOONSAULT! ‘STUPID BITCH’ CONNECTS INTO THE LEGOS AND THUMBTACKS!
Jake Mercer: COVER BY SIERRA!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: CAROLINE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! SIERRA IS LITERALLY TRYING TO PULL HER HAIR OUT IN FRUSTRATION-
Jake Mercer: ROLLUP BY CAROLINE! ROLLUP BY CAROLINE!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA ESCAPES WITH A KICKOUT AS CAROLINE GETS UP TO HER FEET, SIERRA GETTING UP AS WELL AS SHE RUNS AT CAROLINE!!
Stew-O: CAROLINE PULLS THE ROPES DOWN AND WATCHES AS SIERRA FALLS FLAT TO THE OUTSIDE! CAROLINE RUNS OFF THE ROPES..
Jake Mercer: INCOMING!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE SUICIDE DIVE DDT CONNECTS! CAROLINE GOT ALL OF IT! BUT CAROLINE DRAGS SIERRA BACK UP TO HER FEET INSTEAD OF GOING FOR A COVER!
Stew-O: CAROLINE GRABS A HOLD OF SIERRA AND RUNS FULL SPEED AT THE BARRICADE, TOSSING SIERRA RIGHT AT IT!!
(**CRASH!!**)
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA GOES THROUGH THE TABLE THAT WAS LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: Caroline is able to drag Sierra off the table, and she is now going for the cover!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE-
Stew-O: SIERRA KICKS OUT AGAIN!! Through hell and back, Sierra still manages to kick out, and Caroline just accepts it at this point! She goes around ringside, and eyes down another LEGO Table!!
Jake Mercer: :noah: HOW MANY TABLES ARE AROUND HERE??
Flannery McCoy: A lot.
Stew-O: Caroline looks to be taking the LEGO Table that is near us, and sliding it into the ring! Caroline then looks under the ring for something to grab..
Jake Mercer: A STEP STOOL?? I get that she is smol, but is she really bringing out a step stool ladder right now??
Flannery McCoy: It seems like it! Caroline slides the step stool ladder into the ring, and then rolls into the ring! She is starting to set up the LEGO Table, but she doesn’t realize that on the outside, Sierra is crawling around!
Stew-O: Caroline now takes that step stool ladder, and she seems to be placing it right at the corner of the LEGO Table! Caroline is making some sort of setup here, and we don’t even know what this can be used for!
(As Caroline looks at what she has just set up, Sierra slowly rolls into the ring, an orange looking object in her hand as Caroline turns around..)
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA JUST STABBED CAROLINE IN THE EYE WITH THIS ORANGE OBJECT SHE HAS IN HER HAND, BUT WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS-
Jake Mercer: :krabs: IS THAT A LEGO BRICK SEPARATOR??
Stew-O: CAROLINE FALLS DOWN TO HER KNEES AS SIERRA JUST KICKS HER DOWN! Caroline tries to crawl away, but Sierra just grabs her foot! Sierra then grabs Caroline’s arm, and tries to pull her back up to use the separator once more-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA GOES DOWN HOLDING HER KNEE AS BLOOD COMES GUSHING OUT! CAROLINE GRABBED ONE OF THE BROKEN GLASS SHARDS FROM THE BROKEN TABLE IN THE CORNER AND STABBED SIERRA IN THE KNEE!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA DROPS THE SEPARATOR, AND CAROLINE PICKS IT UP! SIERRA IS TENDING TO HER KNEE THAT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A GLASS SHARD, BUT CAROLINE NOW GRABS THE ARM OF SIERRA, AND STOMPS ON IT, HOLDING HER DOWN!
Stew-O: CAROLINE KNEELS DOWN TO SIERRA, AND SHE IS APPLYING PRESSURE TO THE SEPARATOR ONTO THE HAND OF SIERRA!
Jake Mercer: Oh fuck nah, I’m gonna be sick.
Flannery McCoy: SKIN IS TEARING OFF! CAROLINE IS SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY REMOVING THE SEPARATOR OFF THE HAND OF SIERRA, AND FLESH OF SKIN IS COMING OFF IN THE PROCESS! I CAN’T LOOK AT THIS!
Stew-O: CAROLINE IS GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE! SHE IS CONTINUING TO APPLY PRESSURE WITH THE SEPARATOR, JUST TO PAINFULLY REMOVE IT AND CAUSE MORE FLESH TO COME OFF, AND SIERRA CAN’T DO A SINGLE THING ABOUT IT BESIDES TRYING TO SWARM AWAY!!
(Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy would both look away from the action, disgusted in what they are seeing.)
Jake Mercer: I DON’T LIKE THIS!!! TELL ME WHEN SHE STOPS!!! I JUST WANT TO SEE FLIPS AGAIN! :mjcry:
Stew-O: Welp. :mjgrin: CAROLINE WON’T STOP, AND YOU CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING SIERRA IS MAKING EACH TIME MORE OF HER SKIN ON HER HAND GETS REMOVED! Caroline finally lets go of Sierra, throwing the separator down to the ground as Sierra just crawls away, blood just gushing out of her hand! You guys can look now.
(Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy would look back, as they get right back to commentating.)
Jake Mercer: Anyways-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET, BUT SHE IS CAUGHT BY CAROLINE! SUGAR AND SPICE! THE HEADLOCKER DRIVER CONNECTS AND SIERRA GOES DOWN! CAROLINE FALLS INTO A COVER AND THIS CAN BE IT!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: Wow okay.
Stew-O: SIERRA! BARELY! SHE BARELY POPS THE SHOULDER UP AND STAYS IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: You can see the frustration on Caroline’s face, but all she can do is accept and continue to make sure that one of these will keep Sierra down! Caroline gets back up to her feet, and she looks to grab that chair with LEGOs glued to it! The chair she introduced into this match earlier on!
(Sierra, barely conscious, grabs a hold of Caroline’s hand as she goes for the chair.)
Jake Mercer: Caroline noticed Sierra grabbing her hand, and she now pulls Sierra up to her feet-
Stew-O: SIERRA JUST THREW THUMBTACKS INTO THE FACE OF CAROLINE! SIERRA GRABS THE CHAIR AND PLACES IT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, BEFORE PULLING CAROLINE UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS INTO POWERBOMB POSITION!!
Flannery McCoy: POWERBOMB ONTO THE CHAIR! CAROLINE GOES BACK FIRST ONTO THE LEGOS, AND SIERRA ISN’T DONE!! SIERRA GRABS THE LEGS OF CAROLINE, AND SHE FALLS BACK..CATAPULTING CAROLINE, AND IT’S IN THE DIRECTION OF THAT TABLE!!
Stew-O: BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS AN OVERSHOT, BUT IT WAS EFFECTIVE NONETHELESS! CAROLINE MIGHT’VE MISSED THE TABLE, BUT HER THROAT COLLIDED WITH THE ROPES, AND SHE IS COUGHING UP BLOOD!
Jake Mercer: Sierra is dragging Caroline once again back to the center of the ring, before bringing her up to her feet..STO ONTO THE CHAIR! SIERRA IS TRANSITIONING..
Flannery McCoy: MARIPOSA DEATH! THE KOJI CLUTCH IS IN! CAROLINE HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND EVEN IF SHE TRIED TO CRAWL, SHE IS ON TOP OF A CHAIR WITH LEGOS GLUED TO IT, AND THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS!!
Stew-O: AND DUE TO CAROLINE’S FLEXIBILITY, THIS MAKES THE SUBMISSION THAT MUCH WORSE! CAROLINE IS TRYING TO SWARM OUT OF THE HOLD BUT SHE CAN’T!
(Caroline can be seen picking up an object that is in the ring..but she instantly drops it back down.)
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE GRABBED SOME OBJECT IN THE RING, BUT SHE JUST DROPPED IT, NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP A HOLD ON IT! SIERRA CONTINUES TO WRENCH IN THE MARIPOSA DEATH, AND CAROLINE CAN’T HOLD IN ANY LONGER! CAROLINE HAS TO TAP!!
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Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE PICKS IT BACK UP! IT’S A GLASS SHARD, AND SHE IS STABBING SIERRA’S KNEE WITH IT AGAIN! CAROLINE KEEPS TARGETING THAT KNEE SHE STABBED NOT LONG AGO, AND IT FORCES SIERRA TO LET GO OF THE HOLD!
Stew-O: SIERRA STAGGERS BACK UP TO HER FEET AS CAROLINE GETS BACK UP-
Jake Mercer: SIERRA WENT FOR ELECTRIC FEEL FOR A SECOND TIME, BUT CAROLINE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CAROLINE DRAGS SIERRA UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES WITH SIERRA, SPRINGBOARDING!!
Stew-O: CAROLINE WENT FOR PRIMA DONNA! CAROLINE WENT TO STEAL SIERRA’S OWN FINISHER, BUT SIERRA DOESN’T ALLOW IT! SIERRA PUSHES CAROLINE OFF THE ROPES, AND SHE GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CAROLINE IS STILL FIGHTING! CAROLINE CATCHES SIERRA WITH A STIFF FOREARM, AND NOW SHE JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES!! GO! FIGHT! WIN—-
(**CRASH!!!!!**)
Jake Mercer: SIERRA PUSHED CAROLINE OFF THE ROPES, AND THIS TIME CAROLINE WENT DOWN AND SHE WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE LEGO TABLE BELOW!
Stew-O: But Sierra is out of energy! She can’t even bring herself up to her feet to exit the ring and go for a pin, she just looks at the pain Caroline is in right now.
(Sierra continues to look down at Caroline, who is trying her best to get out of all the barbed wire. Sierra then, with the help of the ropes, gets back up to her feet.)
Flannery McCoy: Sierra is back up to her feet, but she realizes that Caroline is also getting up to her feet! Realizing this, Sierra takes a run for the ropes, looking for a Tope Con Hilo–
Jake Mercer: CAROLINE RUNS INTO THE RING AND GRABS SIERRA BY THE HAND! CAROLINE NOW RUNS TOWARDS THAT STOOL LADDER THAT SHE INTRODUCED INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: CAROLINE HOPS ONTO THE STOOL, AND LEAPS OFF IT, CATCHING SIERRA WITH A TORNADO DDT!!
Flannery McCoy: The table that Caroline had set up was not used, but I don’t think it was needed, as she was able to use the stool ladder perfectly, catching Sierra with a Tornado DDT!
Jake Mercer: Caroline goes to get a pin on Sierra, but Sierra rolls out of the ring! Sierra makes sure to stay out of dodge from the pinfall attempt, and you can see the frustration on Caroline’s face! Caroline gets back up to her feet, and takes the time to get some breathing room, before exiting the ring and going right back at Sierra-
(**CRACK!**)
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA JUST CRACKED CAROLINE IN THE SKULL WITH THE CHAIR WITH LEGOS GLUED TO IT! Caroline is dazed from that chair shot, and Sierra is taking this as an advantage! Sierra picks Caroline up and onto her shoulders! Sierra is walking towards the rampway, and she starts to walk up the ramp with this deadweight on her shoulders! Sierra makes it to the top of the stage, before dropping Caroline and looking to the right of the stage!
(The camera would slowly zoom out, where it shows two sets of stacked LEGO Tables set up next to each other on the bottom right end of the stage..)
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: I think Sierra notices those stacked LEGO Tables, and she knows clearly what her intentions are!
Stew-O: Sierra pulls Caroline back up, but Caroline is fighting back! She is trying to create some distance, but Sierra doesn’t allow it as she just knees Caroline in the gut, dropping her back down to a knee!
Jake Mercer: Caroline is still trying to fight back however! She isn’t going to let herself get thrown through those Tables off the stage-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD AND THAT LEAVES CAROLINE OUT AND DEFENSELESS! THE OPENING HAS BEEN CREATED AND NOW ALL SIERRA HAS TO DO IS CAPITALIZE!
(Sierra would slowly drag Caroline back up to her feet..but Caroline just falls back down.)
Stew-O: Caroline has been put through a lot in this Match, that she can’t even stand up anymore!
(Sierra once again drags Caroline back up to her feet, this time grabbing a hold of her to make sure she doesn’t fall.)
Sierra: (Off-Mic) I hope you fucking die.
Flannery McCoy: Sierra keeps her hold on Caroline, and she begins to get some momentum..SIERRA IS RUNNING ACROSS THE STAGE FULL SPEED WITH CAROLINE IN HER GRASP-
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT!!
Stew-O: SIERRA THROWS CAROLINE OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THE TABLES!!
(**CRASH!!!!!!**)
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(**CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!**)
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Crowd: **GASP!**
Jake Mercer: THEY’RE DEAD! END THE MATCH THERE!
Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE WAS ABLE TO GRAB A HOLD OF SIERRA AS SHE WAS FALLING AND SHE PULLED SIERRA OFF THE STAGE WITH HER! THEY BOTH WENT THROUGH THOSE STACKED LEGO TABLES AND THEY ARE BOTH OUT OF IT!
(The referee jumps down to where Caroline and Sierra are, they are all stuck in tons of barbed wire, glass shards and LEGOs stabbing them as they are completely out of it. The ref is confused about what to do..)
Stew-O: Both of these female Elitists are completely out of it, and the referee is extremely confused on what to do! None of them are moving at all!
Jake Mercer: I THINK I KNOW!! :mjgrin:
Flannery McCoy: None of them are moving a single inch, and I think that the Referee is slowly realizing what he must do!
(The referee, after a few moments of no movement, lets out a sigh and shakes his head..)
Referee: (Off-Mic) THAT’S IT! THEY CAN’T CONTINUE! RING THE BELL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RESULTED IN A NO CONTEST!!!
(The fans in attendance give a very disappointing response to the end of the Match, but many of the medical team rush out to check on both Caroline and Sierra as they have continued to show no signs of movement whatsoever..)
Stew-O: It’s sad to see the match be thrown out this way, but for the safety of both of these competitors, and after a few moments of no movement whatsoever, it was the right call!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think I’m starting to like this #EAW15 shit anymore..we witnessed a great match here tonight, but sometimes when these situations happen, it just needs to be called off for the safety of the wrestlers involved.
Flannery McCoy: They went to hell and back, but in the end, none of them could walk out as a winner..well, they aren’t going to be walking out at all. But Caroline proved herself tonight in her first FPV match, and Sierra proved just how far she is willing to go here tonight..it just didn’t pay off!
(The medical team would continue to check on Sierra and Caroline, trying their hardest to get them out of all of the barbed wire, and after many failed attempts, they are able to get them both off of the once stacked, now broken LEGO Tables, and begins to immediately check on them and get them the help they need as Reckless Wiring goes to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown advertising the newest wave of LEGO games coming out. Despite LEGO Star Wars being re-released for the millionth time, they still have not bothered to even consider a LEGO Spider-Man video game. When asked, a representative responded with, “We are unable to approve or submit these designs or ideas directly for approval.” It’s truly an evil world we live in.)
(The camera comes back from commercial break to a shot of the backstage area with Michael Belfort standing by, microphone in hand)
Michael Belfort: Reckless Wiring has certainly been one for the books thus far with some amazing action and incredible moments, and there’s still so much more to come! Speaking of which, I’m standing here with a person who knows a thing or two about the action that has taken place throughout this weekend, please welcome none other than… ASTRAEA JORDAN!
(The crowd cheers as Astraea Jordan steps into the frame)
Michael Belfort: Astraea, first of all congrats on your win and welcome back to the ring! I know you’ve been back for about a month now, but you finally competed in the ring and you delivered in spades, how does it feel to know you can still do it at this level?
Astraea Jordan: First of all Michael, thank you. I honestly don’t have some heartfelt underdog story about how it feels because going into this I was fully confident in myself, my training and my capabilities. People think Astraea just came back for the bag, and while the bag was DEFINITELY nice, I wouldn’t do myself like that to come unprepared and not ready to deliver on what I said after all this time off. One thing I will say is this and this is to the fans watching, no matter what people say about you, don’t let it get to your head. Be confident in yourself and what you can do, and that’s all that matters at the end of the day. For weeks I was called a washed up, overrated, old relic who can’t hang with the young stars of today… well I just knocked down the biggest and baddest of them all and I feel like I can still go 12 more rounds. Don’t let naysayers and outside noise get to your head, because at the end of the day, the ones who are the most vocal are the ones who fear you the most.
Michael Belfort: Wise words from the former Empress of Elite. After this grueling and hard fought matchup against a more than formidable opponent in Ximena, have you walked away with a new found respect for her as a competitor?
(Astraea is taken aback by the gall of Michael to ask if she has any respect for a woman who spent the last few weeks invoking her daughter into their issues)
Astraea Jordan: You know.. I was about to tell you off for a second but then I caught myself. I still have no respect for Ximena. At all. Is she a strong ass, hard-hitting bitch? For sure. But respect is a big thing that I don’t just give out, ESPECIALLY after the past few weeks of bullshit I was put through. One thing I will say about Ximena though, is I don’t blame her for feeling the way she did about me going into the match as far as her perception of me as a competitor and how I achieved success in the past. I didn’t know her from a can of paint and we never crossed paths until recently, so clearly, she was fed bullshit from the jealous bitches that have spent the last several years throwing dirt on my name and painting narratives that aren’t true. So it’s only natural for her to regurgitate negativity on my name if all she’s heard has been negativity. I understand, but I hope SHE understands what the truth is now. As far as anything else, like bringing up my family and disrespecting me as a mother and taking it to a level it didn’t need to be taken to, she gets all of the blame for that and she paid for it in spades.
Michael Belfort: So you’re clearly rejuvenated, clearly ready for more, clearly still on your A-game, perhaps even better than you were the last time we saw you in EAW. So what’s next for Astraea Jordan?
Astraea Jordan: It’s not perhaps, it’s a fact. I’m a million times better than I was the last time I was in EAW. That’s the main reason why I’m back. I left a lot on the table and prematurely ended things when I walked away in 2019, and don’t you for a second think I’m finna sit back and twiddle my thumbs. I said I’m coming for everything I deserve and I meant that. Now if it means I have to run through 10 more generic cac bitches who try to step up and get in my way on the road to doing that? I’ll do what I have to do, but as it stands… you see me here in the arena even though my match was a day ago right? Tonight’s a huge night for the women’s matches from all angles and levels, I’m here to scout the competition up close and personal. I’m doing my homework and making sure not a beat is missed. I don’t know when or if I’ll ever even cross paths with some of these broads, but I’m staying ready so I don’t have to get ready.
Michael Belfort: By “coming for everything you deserve”… what does that entail?
Astraea Jordan: Read between the lines Michael, good talk though.. I’m sure we’ll do this again soon. Maybe at that point your question will have already been answered. 😉
(Astraea pats Michael on the back and walks off)
Michael Belfort: But wait Astra— man fuck it. Back to you guys.
(Reckless Wiring then goes from the backstage area to the next match graphic in which the crowd responds with loud cheers of excitement.)
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Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SHOWCASE MATCH….AND IT IS FALLS COUNT ANYWHE–
???: Hold up just a second…
(Dynasty GM StarrStan walks out with a microphone in hand, while the crowd cheers.)
StarrStan: I’m going to keep this short. I’ve been doing some thinking, and I thought about this stipulation, and it doesn’t sound like the smartest idea. We want to have all six of these competitors together, and the last thing I want is it spiraling out of control.
(The crowd has no idea what is going on as they start to boo lightly.)
StarrStan: So therefore, this match will NO LONGER be Falls Count Anywhere!
(This time, the crowd boos.)
StarrStan: I know,I know, but hang on. I have a better idea that I think everybody will agree with, and enjoy. This match will now be….A LADDER MATCH!!
Stew-O: :damn: You heard the man. A ladder match these six must compete in at the last second, a match they didn’t prepare for, but you have to be able to do things on the fly in order to be elite in this company.
(The camera switches to a very large key above the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: We’re told that key will open MANY doors for you after you win this match!
(Several seconds pass by after the GM exits. And then “Trophies” by Drake plays as the crowd cheers. Red smoke fills up near the entrance ramp. While the arena goes dark. A few seconds pass, until finally, Joso walks out and emerges from the red smoke.)
Stew-O: Look at his gear tonight!
(Joso is on the stage looking down, he’s wearing a dark suit with some red in it, with a red hood covering his head, before taking it off to reveal his mask and outfit.)
Jake Mercer: RED HOOD! I LOVE HIM!! A nice outfit and great entrance here tonight for Joso!
(Joso scans everything around him, while slowly making his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SIX MAN DYNASTY SHOWCASE LADDER MATCH! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY CLIMBING THE LADDER AND RETRIEVING THE KEY!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…
FROM BRONX, NEW YORK….WEIGHING IN AT 206 POUNDS…..”THE GOLDEN ACE”…..JOOOSSOOOOO!!!!
(“Trophies” dies out as “Lamar” by YN Jay blares, as the crowd cheers again as Angelo Carter makes his way from behind the curtain to the stage. He takes a deep breathe before making a beeline to the ring, and first bumping his partner, Joso already in the ring.)
Stephie Love: FROM EAST NEW YORK…WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNDS…..”PROLIFIC”….ANNGGELLOOO CAARRTTEERR!!!!!
(“In A Spiral by PHANTOGRAM plays as the crowd shows their love, as he scans the crowd before looking at his opponents already in the ring. He goes underneath a ladder on his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: FROM TORONTO, CANADA….WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS…..”THE ETERNAL”….CLLOUUUDDD STTRRYYFFEEE!!!!
(“‘現状ディストラクション (Genjyou Destruction) by SPYAIR plays, and again, the crowd shows their appreciation. Rokuro is laser focused and all business.)
Stephie Love: FROM KYOTO, JAPAN……WEIGHING IN AT 109kg…….”THE GREEN TECHNICAL MACHINE”…..ROOOKURRROOOO NAAKKANNNOOOOO!!!!!!!
(“Sugar We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy plays as the crowd gives Harley Lewis a mixed reaction. He doesn’t care at all though. He poses on the ramp as a few pyrotechnics go off before making a beeline to the ring.)
Stephie Love: FROM MANCHESTER, UNITED KINGDOM…..WEIGHING IN AT 185 POUNDS…..HE IS THE “HEARTTHROB OF EAW”……HAARRRLLLEEYYYY LEEWWWIISSS!!!!
(“Walk” by Avenged Sevenfold plays. The crowd gives a positive reaction to him, but he doesn’t pay any attention to it, not taking his eyes off any of the guys in the ring already.)
Stephie Love: AND FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA….WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS. …”THE BLOODHOUND”……BRRRYYANNNTT COOFFEEYYYY!!!!!
Stew-O: I have been looking forward to this for weeks now, and I can’t wait any longer to see what these guys bring to the table on a big stage like this!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Our showcase ladder match begins…AND OH GOD! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE ALREADY AS EVERY COMPETITOR STARTS FIGHTING! StarrStan’s mission to keep this from breaking out of control isn’t off to a good start. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Rokuro is wailing away at Cloud in the corner, and the team of Angelo and Joso are trying to fight off a flurry from Brysnt Coffey, and Harley Lewis tries staying out of it, until Cloud clotheslines Rokuro over the top rope…and a dropkick takes out Cloud before Cloyd stands once more…and Harley pulls him in and connects with a ripcord knee to the jaw, and Cloud rolls out of the ring!
Stew-O: Back inside the ring, Angelo takes a few steps back and charges at Bryant – BUT BRYANT COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR, BUT IN COMES JOSO RUNNING AT BRYANT, BUT BRYANT COUNTERS THAT TOO SIDESTEPPING SENDING HIM THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE, EVERYONE IS NEAR THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE – AND BRYANT RUNS AND TAKES EVERYBODY OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Flannery McCoy: Bryant is feeling pumped up in the early goings of this showcase match as he now picks up Cloud…BUT CLOUD REVERSES DIRECTION AND THROWS JOSO SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEP! CLOUD GOES OVER TO PICK UP ANGELO – BUT ANGELO CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD DROPPING HIM TO ONE KNEE! PURE CHAOS OUT THERE!
Jake Mercer: Any of them gonna get a ladder anytime soon? OH…never mind, I spoke too soon. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: Harley Lewis, who was smart enough to avoid that brawl the others went through on the outside, he’s on the other side of the ring and slowly sneaks a ladder inside the ring. Every one of the competitors are near the Spanish announce table….and nobody is paying attention to Harley inside the ring! Harley Lewis already has a ladder in the ring and sets it up quickly, AND HE CLIMBS WHILE EVERYBODY HAS NO IDEA! THERE’S NO WAY!
Jake Mercer: CLOUD IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET SEEING HARLEY ABOUT TO QUICKLY STEAL THE MATCH, AND SLIDES IN QUICKLY AND PULLS THE FOOT OF HARLEY, PULLING HIM OFF THE LADDER, HARLEY POPS IMMEDIATELY UP TO A KNEE, AND THEN CLOUD RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF HARLEY!
Flannery McCoy: HARLEY IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET RIGHT AWAY, AND CLOUD LOOKS TO KEEP MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE AS HE CONNECTS WITH SEVERAL KNIFE EDGE CHOPS DRIVING HARLEY BACK!! HE PUTS HARKEY UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES SEVERAL STEPS BACK – AND A RUNNING HURRICANRANA!!! HARLEY LANDS HARD AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! Cloud is alone in the ring as Angelo and Joso both toss Rokuro into the barricade at ringside trying to possibly do some damage as a team in the early goings of this match.
Stew-O: Cloud looks to climb the ladder now, but out of nowhere comes Bryant who springboards off the top rope and drop kicks Cloud off of the ladder! Bryant has the momentum in his favor but he turns around..and ducks a clothesline from Joso, but then right when he popped back up runs into a forearm from Angelo Carter! Bryant turns around and….a back body drop from Joso as Bryant lands back first on the folded up ladder! Ouch! Great teamwork there from the team of Joso and Angelo Carter!
Jake Mercer: Who’s gonna tell em only one can win between the two of them? :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: Hey, zero issues with teaming and dealing damage in the early going as it working so far. They look at their next target, but in comes Harley from behind and nails both of them in the back of the head as both Joso and Angelo fall forward out of the ring. Both stand on the outside…and HARLEY RUNS AND TAKES THEM BOTH OUT WITH THE TOPE CON HILO!! BUT THEY CATCH HIM! JOSO AND ANGELO DROP HIM HARD ON THE STEEL STEPS! Harley landed hard on the steps and is screaming in pain. Angelo and Joso both seem proud of their work they’ve done in this match so far –
Stew-O: BRYANT OUT OF NOWHERE TAKES THEM BOTH OUT WITH A MOONSAULT WHILE HOLDING A LADDER!! HOLY SHIT!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think that was all too smart on Bryant’s part risking injuring yourself like that, but credit to him as the risk paid off for him there..Then inside the ring Rokuro sees everyone down at ringside and begins setting up the ladder now.
Flannery McCoy: But he forgot about the other person in the match, Cloud! Both are battling next to the set up ladder. Rokuro seems to have the upper hand here, and he slams Cloud’s face onto the ladder, but Cloud used his foot to block! AND THEN CLOUD BOUNCES ROKURO’S HEAD OFF A STEP OF THE LADDER! CLOUD TRIES TO RID ROKURO OUT OF THE RING AS HE SENDS HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE LEAVING HIM ALL ALONE!
Stew-O: Rokuro hangs on though but Cloud doesn’t see him as he begins climbing the ladder…..ROKURO SPRINGBOARDS AND DROPKICKS THE LADDER OVER AS CLOUD WAS REACHING FOR THE KEY AND CLOUD LANDS GROIN FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE FALLING TO THE FLOOR! AND THEN ROKURO MEASURES CLOUD WHO IS A SITTING DUCK…
Jake Mercer: ROKURO RAMS THE LADDER INTO THE HEAD IF CLOYD CAUSING HIM TO FALL TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! THE RING IS EMOTY FOR ROKURO AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE LADDER!
Flannery McCoy: Rokuro tries to pick the ladder back up…BUT OFF THE TOP ROPE – HARLEY LEWIS TAKES OUT ROKURO WITH THE CROSSBODY! This time it’s Harley alone in the ring, but not for long as both Joso and Angelo both slide in the ring. Harley is about to find himself in a two on one situation again…BUT HE THINKS FAST AS HE PUTS THE LADDER ON HIS HEAD – HE TAKES OUT ANGELO AND JOSO WITH THE HELICOPTER SPIN WITH THE LADDER ON HIS HEAD! BEHIND HIM IS CLOUD…BUT HE SPINS AND SLAMS THE LADDER INTO HIS FACE AS WELL! Harley throws the ladder down and looks down at Joso and Angelo…
Harley Lewis: “I”. DON’T. MISS.
Stew-O: Man, this guy is something, huh? Trying to get under their skin with Joso’s catchphrase again. :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: He is the Heartthrob. 😊
Jake Mercer: :mjwhat:
Flannery McCoy: :krabs:!! ANYWAYS, Harley sets the ladder up and begins to ascend to the top, and he has a hand on the key…
Stew-O: JOSO IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER PREVENTING HARLEY FROM WINNING! BOTH JOSO AND HARLEY ARE BATTLING FOR CONTROL ON TOP OF THE LADDER, AND HARLEY AFTER SEVERAL SHOTS TO THE HEAD DROPS JOSO OFF THE LADDER AND THIS IS HIS CHANCE – BUT JOSO STILL AIN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN AS HE CLIMBS UO AGAIN! AND MEANWHILE ON THE OUTSIDE, BRYANT IS FOLDING UP A TALL LADDER, AND HE BRIDGES IT BETWEEN THE APRON AND THE BARRICADE! :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: JOSO GOES FOR A SUPERPLEX AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER IN THE RING AS HE GAINED CONTROL, BUT HARLEY IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT…BUT BRYANT HOPS BACK IN THE RING AND GOES UNDERNEATH JOSO FOR A POWERBOMB, AND BRYANT PULLS AS HARD AS HE CAN, WHICH LEAVES HARLEY POWERLESS, A POWERBOMB AND SUPERPLEX COMBO!
Stew-O: Bryant knows he has a limited window to try to win the match and he races up the ladder and reaches…BUT WHAT THE?!
Jake Mercer: CLOUD FROM THE APRON THROWS A STEP LADDER AT THE BACK OF BRYANT! :comeagain:
Stew-O: THAT WAS ENOUGH TO GET BRYANT OFF THE LADDER AND SAVE THE MATCH! BRYANT STEPS OFF THE LADDER AND CLOUD STEPS INSIDE THE RING…AND A RUNNING KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE THAT DRIVES BRYANT BACK INTO THE CORNER! CLOUD RUNS AND DELIVERS A HIGH KNEE, AND LOOKS TO FOLLOW IT WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG – BUT BRYANT HOLDS ON TO THE ROPE! THAT CAUGHT CLOUD OFF GUARD AS HE RUNS AT BRYSBT IN THE CORNER AGAIN –
Flannery McCoy: A BACK BODY DROP LAUNCHES CLOUD HIGH IN THE AIR TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE CRASHES INTO A LADDER RINGSIDE! Bryant checks his nose for blood before looking at his surroundings thinking he has the chance to win this thing –
Stew-O: BUT OH NO!! SUPERKICK FROM JOSO OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE! BRYANT TURNS AROUND AND…ANOTHER SUPERKICK FROM ANGELO THIS TIME! Another two on one situation here as Angelo and Joso now look over to the bridged ladder on the outside between the apron and the barricade and they tap one another giving each other a nod…What’s going through their heads?!
Jake Mercer: I think it seems pretty clear, as they toss Bryant through the second rope to the floor. Both of them step out and place Bryant on top of the bridged ladder, and take turns with shots to the head! I think they want to take out who they think might be the biggest threat to either of them winning tonight. Both of them now look at one another, and now what the hell, they take another ladder beside them and smash it into the ribs of Bryant on the ladder….and they put the ladder on top of Bryant….BRYANT IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN TWO LADDERS AS BOTH JOSO AND ANGELO LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER –
Joso: Up top?
Angelo Carter: UP TOP!!!
(Both Angelo and Joso make their way to respective top ropes facing the bridged ladder, before stopping and smirking.)
Stew-O: What are they – OH NO! THEY GET OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH ARE LOOKING UNDER THE RING – THEY BOTH PULL OUT THE HIGHEST LADDERS YOU WILL EVER SEE! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! THEY SET BOTH LADDERS UP OPPOSITE OF THE LADDER BRYANT IS ON WITH ANOTHER LADDER ON TOP OF HIM! AND THEY BOTH CLIMB TO THE VERY TOP OF THEIR RESPECTIVE LADDERS, AND LOOK ALL THE WAY DOWN! :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: THEY NOD AT EACH OTHER AS THEY BOTH LEAP OFF THE TALL LADDERS AND LAND ON BRYANT CRUSHING HIM AND BREAKING THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
(Instant replay with both of them jumping off a high ladder opposite of the bridged ladder, with Joso landing on Bryant Coffey’s lower body, while Angelo landed on his upper body crashing through the bridged ladder, with a ladder lying on top of Bryant.)
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T GET WHY THEY WOULD DO THAT?!?! THAT HAD TO HAVE DONE MORE DAMAGE TO THEM THAN GOOD!
Stew-O: Best guess is they saw Bryant Coffey as a huge threat to win this match, and decided to take him out completely, and it looks like that plan’s going to work.
Jake Mercer: Dumbasses though if you ask me.
Flannery McCoy: Joso is stirring trying to get back in the ring, but Angelo is hurting really bad next to the unconscious Bryant Coffey. The ring isn’t empty for long as Rokuro shakes off what he just saw and races up the ladder, BUT CLOUD SLIDES IN AND GRABS THE FOOT OF ROKURO STOPPING HIM IN HIS TRACKS!! ROKURO EASILY KICKS HIM AWAY GIVING HIMSELF A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO GET IP THE LADDER, BUT CLOUD THOUGH ISN’T GIVING UP AS HE CLIMBS UP THE OTHER SIDE, AND ROKURO IS TRYING TO FEND HIM OFF, BUT CLOUD WON’T LET IT HAPPEN!
Stew-O: AFTER SEVERAL SHOTS, ROKURO LOOKS TO HAVE CONTROL AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AND HOLY SHIT, HE GRABS AHOLD OF THE HEAD OF CLOUD!! HE’S GOING FOR “SHIRANUI” FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! THIS WON’T ONLY TAKE CLOUD OUT OF THE MATCH. BUT PERHAPS END HER CAREER BEFORE IT TAKES OFF…AND –
Flannery McCoy: BUT CLOUD BLOCKS IT! ELBOW SHOT AFTER ELBOW SHOT…AND A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! CLOUD…CLOUD THROWS ROKURO OFF THE LADDER!!! HE’S STARING AT THE JEY ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!! HARLEY LEWIS OUT OF ABSOLUTE NOWHERE HITS A SUPERKICK TO ROKURO IN MID AIR AS HE WAS ON THE WAY DOWN FROM THE LADDER!!!!! CLOUD LOOKS DOWN IN SHOCK OF WHAT HE HYST WITNESSED, AS HARLEY LOOKS UP AT HIM, ABD GIVES A LITTLE WAVE!
Jake Mercer: Accidental collaboration is the best collaboration. :wow:
Stew-O: CLOUD TRIES QUICKLY TO UNHOOK THE KEY, BUT HARLEY GRABS THE FOOT AND PULLS HIM DOWN AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND NOW BOTH ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS AT ONE ANOTHER IN THE RING! HARLEY! CLOUD! HARLEY! CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD!! HARLEY OUT IF DESPERATION SHOVES CLOUD BACK, AND A SPINNING AXE KICK! HARLEY…A KICK TO THE KNEECAP FOLLOWS THAT, AND…..HE’S GOT HIM IN POSITION….JUKEBOX BREAKERRRRR!!! THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TAKES OUT CLOUD AS HE KICKS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND LOOKS UP AT THE KEY!!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS HIS MOMENT!!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO CRAWLS THOUGH BACK IN THE RING AND HOLDS THE FOOT, PREVENTING HARLEY FROM TRYING TO CLIMB, AND HARLEY PICKS UP THE INJURED JOSO AND RUNS AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE…BUT JOSO BLOCKS IT, AND THEN HITS A PELE KICK STUNNING HARLEY! JOSO…..HE LEAPS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND HITS A TORNADO DDT SPIKING HARLEY’S HEAD RIGHT ON TOP OF THE FOLDED UP LADDER!!
Stew-O: JOSO STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THEN IN COMES HARUKO BACK IN THE MATCH WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK – BUT JOSO SIDESTEPS IT, AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF HARUKO! JOSO HAS ALL THE MOMENTUM SWINGING HIS WAY RIGHT NOW.
Jake Mercer: You try to dropkick Joso, you best not miss. :drakelike:
Stew-O: Joso looks to go up the ladder, slowly making his way to the top, there is nobody around as he looks at that key –
Flannery McCoy: LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE!!! BRYANT IS SOMEHOW UP AND TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE RING!! HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?! THAT KID SHOUKD BE ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM…JUST HOW?!
Stew-O: ANGELO THOUGH NEXT TO HIM IS PREVENTING IT!! BUT BRYANT WITH ALL THE WILL HE HAS LEFT KICKS ANGELO AWAY AND BARELY GETS IN THE RING….AND HE SHOVES THE LADDER OVER STOPPING JOSO FROM WINNING THIS SHOWCASE LADDER MATCH!! BUT WAIT –
Jake Mercer: JOSO LANDED ON HIS FEET AS THE LADDER TIPPED! AND HE GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK – BUT BRYANT DUCKS, AND PICKS HIM UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION…AND A BUCKLE BOMB IN THE CORNER TO A LADDER LAYING IN IT!! JOSO LANDED HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HE LIES ON TOP OF THE LADDER! AND NOW AS HE TURNS AROUND –
Stew-O: ILLUMINNATTEEE!!!! ANGELO TAKES OUT BRYANT AS BRYSNT WAS PERHAPS THINKING IF GOING FOR THE WIN, TARGETING HIS INJURED RIBS WITH HIS SIGNATURE SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! ANGELO NOW LOOKS AT THE LADDER NEXT TO HIM AND HE IS GOING FOR THE WIN HERE!! ANGELO IS GOING TO DO IT AS HE REACHES…..
Flannery McCoy: BUT CLOUD IS BSCK USES A LADDER LEANED AGAINST THE ROPES ON THE OUTSIDE AND USES IT AS A RAMP AND LAUNCHES ONTO THE OTHER END OF THE LADDER LIKE FUCKING SPIDER MAN! ANGELO LOOKS ON IN TOTAL DISBELIEF AS THAT HAPPENED OUT OF NOWHERE! CLOUD THROWS A VICIOUS FOREARM STUNNING ANGELO ON TOP OF THE LADDER, AND OH MY GOD, HE HOOKS BOTH OF THE ARMS….DON’T DO THIS –
Stew-O: PROJECT ZERO DOWNNNNN!!!!! THE PEDIGREE FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! :damn:
Jake Mercer: damn:
Flannery McCoy: IT’S A HUMAN DEMOLITION DERBY OUT HERE, AND THIS IS THE FUTURE OF OUR BRAND!
Jake Mercer: They’re putting themselves through all this…for a key?
Flannery McCoy: I like to think of it as them all trying to stand out at THE rising star on the Dynasty brand to look out for!
Stew-O: DAMN RIGHT! ACTION IS FAST AND THE FURIOUS AND I LOVE IT! AND NOW, ROKURO IS BACK UP AND DRIVES BOTH KNEES INTO THE CHEST OF BRYANT TAKING HIM OUT AGAIN! ROKURO GRABS THE LADDER NEXT TO HIM IN THE CORNER AND SWINGS IT AT CLOUD COMING TO HIS FEET – BUT CLOUD DUCKS, AND A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! AND CLOUD PLACES THE LADDER AT ROKURO’S THROAT….AND OH MY GOD!!! ROKURO’S LARYNX MIGHT BE FUCKING CRUSHED AS HE IS STRUGGLING BADLY TO BREATHE!!!
Flannery McCoy: SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF CLOUD’S HEAD FROM JOSO! JOSO IS BACK IN THE MATCH NOW COSPLAYING AS RED HOOD WITH HIS ATTIRE….AND THEN BRYANT COFFEY SLAMS THE LADDER RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JOSO! JOSO IS LEAKING BLOOD ONTO THE MAT FROM HIS NOSE AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING A BLOODY MESS! THE RING MAT IS RED AS CAN BE!
Stew-O: :yikes:!!!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW, BRYANT AND HARLEY ARE FACE TO FACE IN THE CENTER IF THE RING! THESE GUYS WERE THE LAST TWO STANDING AFTER THE BRAWL LAST WEEK ON DYNASTY, AND HARLEY GOES FOR THE INJURED RIBS! HARLEY KNOWS JUST HOW BADLY BRYANT IS IN PAIN RIGHT NOW, KNOWING HE SHOULD HAVE WENT TO THE BACK RATHER THAN CONTINUING THE MATCH! HARLEY GOES TO THROW BRYANT…BUT BRYANT COUNTERS SENDING HARLEY SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE!
Stew-O: BRYANT LTURNS AROUND AND TAKES THIS TIME TO CLIMB UP THE LADDER! I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’S GOTTEN TO THIS POINT, BUT HE’S ABOUT TO PULL THIS OFF FROM THE LOOKS OF IT!! BRYANT COFFEY MAKES IT TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER NOW…AND HE’S GOT IT!! HE DID IT!!
Flannery McCoy: NO, LOOK!!! CLOUD IS BACK AND OUT OF NOWHERE COMES FROM BEHIND AND TIPS THE LADDER FORWARD….AND SENDS BRYANT FLIPPING FORWARD OFF THE LADDER ONTO ROKURO ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING INTO THE RUBBLE OF HIS LADDER CRASH INJURY EARLIER ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! HOLY HELL!!!
Jake Mercer: Two birds with one stone taking both Bryant and Rokuro out.
Stew-O: A lot of heart shown from this guy tonight, but we need to get him some help out here eventually. And Rokuro is holding his shoulder in a bit of pain, they both need some medical help right now!
Stew-O: BACK IN THE RING, CLOUD STANDS THE LADDER BACK UP AND GOES TO CLIMB – VERY SLOWLY AS HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE HE HAS MUCH LEFT…BUT HARLEY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CLOUD GOING FOR THE WIN AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND – AND HE SWEEPS THE LEGS OF CLOUD AND LEAPS HIGH FOR THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP WHICH HE CALLS….”SLIDE IN THE DM’S!!!!” BUT NO –
Flannery McCoy: CLOUD MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND RISES TO HIS FEET WHICH I THINK CAUGHT HARLEY OFF GUARD , BUT BEFORE HE COULD LOOK UP….HARLEY LEWIS SPEARS CLOUD THROUGH THE LADDER IN THE CORNER BREAKING IT IN HALF! OH MY LORD!! :damn:!!
Jake Mercer: Again….you have to wonder if that was a big rookie mistake from Harkey Lewis damaging yourself in a move out of desperation this late in the match! Could come back to cost him.
Flannery McCoy:
Stew-O: RIGHT NEXT TO THEM, JOSO IS BACK AND STIRRING! JOSO CRAWLS STILL HOLDING HIS BLOODY LEAKY NOSE, SEEING EVERYBODY LAID OUT AND LOOKS HIGH UP, AND HE MAKES HIS ASCENT UP THE LADDER! NOBODY IS AROUND TO STOP HIM AS HE IS BRINGING DOWN THE KEY!!!!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO’S GOT IT!! HE’S GOT THE KEY!!
Stew-O: HE DOESN’T!!! AS HARLEY GRABS THE STEP LADDER AND DRIVES IT INTO THE RIB CAGE OF JOSO, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE LADDER!!! AND NOW, THERE TRULY IS NOBODY LEFT, AS HARLEY CLIMBS AND PULLS DOWN THE KEY!! IT’S OVER!!!
Jake Mercer: ANGELO CARTER IS BACK ANGELO CLIMBS UP THE OTHER SIDE AND BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS…..AND ANGELO HITS ANOTHER ONE AS HARLEY IS ABOUT TO FALL, HANGING ON WITH HIS FINGERTIPS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS BALANCE…..AND HE FALLS!!!
Stew-O: NOOOO!!! HARLEY REGAINED HIS BALANCE, AND DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT TO ANGELO ON THE LADDER BEFORE DELIVERING A STIFF ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE….AND HARLEY…..SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER ON ANGELO!!! JOSO IS BACK UP THOUGH –
Flannery McCoy: SUPERKICK – BUT JOSO CATCHES THE FOOT, AND SPINS HIM AROUND…BUT HARLEY TRANSITIONS THAT INTO A DOUBLE LEG LEAPING LARIAT!! JOSO IS DOWN AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING….AND THE RING IS CLEAR AS IT’S EVER BEEN AS HARLEY KNOWS THIS IS HIS MOMENT!
Jake Mercer: HARLEY CLIMBS AND THERE’S NOBODY AROUND – ABD HE REACHES UP FOR THE KEY –
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT!!!! CLOUD LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL RUNS UP THE LADDER AND PUSHES HARLEY OFF WITHIN LIKE A SECOND!!! HOW IN THEACTIUAL FUCK?!?!?! HOW MUCH ENERGY DID CLOUD NEED TO DO THAT?!
Stew-O: AND CLOUD LOOKS UP, AND PULLS DOWN THE KEY!! CLOUD STRYFE WINS THE SHOWCASE LADDER MATCH!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“In a Spiral” by PHANTOGRAM plays as the crowd shows their appreciation, as Cloud sulks in the moment at the top of the ladder.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..CLLOOUUUDDD STTRRYYFFEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an absolute war we just witnessed between six of the brightest young stars that I just can’t wait to see more of on Friday nights! A war that had to be won by someone, and tonight, it is Cloud Stryfe’s night! Congratulations!
(The final shot is of Cloud sitting on the ladder, taking in the moment of this victory as medics and EMTs try to tend to the others at ringside, while Harley looks on, disappointed.)
(From there, Reckless Wiring goes to a commercial for Jack Link’s Beef Jerky starring Scott Diamond. Because the only people that eat beef jerky are buff lumberjacks.)
(The camera then goes from commercial to the next match graphic which gets the crowd out of their seat in excitement.)
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( Recap begins with the words “Rise, Fall, Return” in bold lettering before continuing with the promo package. It starts at Bloodletter 2018 nearly four years ago where Madison Kaline defended her Women’s World Championship in the main event of the marquee against Andrea Valentine in a Mistress of Death match. The scene devolved into an all-out brawl that led to The Queen’s Court, consisting of herself, Cleopatra and Amber Keys, standing high and mighty over Andrea Valentine who laid before them looking beaten and battered.
News reports are then shown of Madison’s departure from the company with wrestling analysts discussing the breakdown in her relationship with the company. All the meanwhile analysts cover Andrea Valentine’s success in Madison’s absence with commentary soundbites over snapshots and clips of momentous parts of her career. We see her run with the Beating Hearts of Voltage, her six month long EAW Championship reign, competing in marquee’s at the highest level against names like Visual Prophet, Sosa Henderson and Mr. DEDEDE.
The Act III of the recap commences with Madison’s return to EAW taking place at the same period of time as Andrea Valentine’s Universal Women’s Championship victory at King of Elite. We see Madison confronting Andrea to “congratulate” her only to subsequently challenge her. We see the exchange in brutal attacks; Andrea getting the upper hand in a post-match brawl following Madison’s loss to Drake King, each woman brutalizing the other with Madison’s Barbed Wire Baseball Bat on back-to-back Dynasty’s, Madison tasing Andrea at Shock Value. We also see their exchange in harsh words, with Madison claiming Andrea is keeping the title warm for her the way she’s kept her spot in EAW warm since she was gone. Andrea is seen telling Madison that she is not in the same EAW that she left, and that she was never as good as she thought she was. Recap ends. )
( The show returns to the arena and suddenly “O Fortuna” by Carl Orff hits leading to Madison Kaline talking a confident stroll down to the ring. )
Jake Mercer: We are witnessing history in the making, #EAW15 style! This will be Madison Kaline’s first championship opportunity of any sort since King of Elite 2019 when she lost her title to Sienna Jade! Maddie would go on to leave the company in the matter of weeks, and since she’s returned she has been in the same headspace that she was back when she ruled Empire with an iron fist!
Flannery McCoy: An accurate history lesson? From Jake Mercer? I must be dreaming this must be the upside down world or something because there’s just no way.
Jake Mercer: After her departure Madison then went on to defect to the RFCF AKA the Russian Federation Championship Federation under the nickname “Vladdie” where she dominated in an unprecedented 3 and 1/2 year reign, ending a little too conveniently close to the war going on. WAIT, DO YOU THINK MADDIE’S A SPY?!
Stew-O: No…I don’t think so. She is however arguably one of the most prolific female Elitists of the past decade. She has accomplished just about everything in the books. Hall of Famer, Empress of Elite, multiple time World Champion, Match of the Year, victories over some of the biggest names of multiple eras including her opponent.
Stew-O: But her goal now is not about carving out a path for herself, it’s about redefining the legacy that she already has set in stone. And in my experience from all that I’ve seen it has been much more difficult for Elitists to accomplish the latter.
( “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX hits and Andrea Valentine is all smiles as she walks through the curtain with the Women’s World Championship held up before the crowd to see. She continues to the ring, with fierce eye contact going on between herself and Madison along her way. )
Flannery McCoy: That’s a take very few people are experienced enough to have Stew so I will take your word for it. But I can only imagine how much harder it has to be for Madison when she is up against an Elitist like Andrea who, like Maddie, is easily one of the most prolific Elitists of her time.
Flannery McCoy: I had a first hand witness at watching both of these women as GM of Empire, but I’ve also gotten to call the continuation of Andrea’s career, and the Andrea I see today is at a level unlike anything Maddie has ever had to face in her career!
Jake Mercer: Problem is the last thing you want to do is underestimate somebody like Kaline! We saw Andrea basically tell Madison that she was never as good as she was hyped up to be, we’ve seen a lot of people express doubt in Madison’s ability to adapt to today’s era. But yet Madison was victorious at Shock Value, she’s been able to show her prowess in the ‘Art of War’ against several of her enemies including against Andrea Valentine with brutal assaults. She is in amazing shape, her skin has got that “Kaline glow”, and we’ve seen so far that she is still mentally on her A-Game.
( Andrea climbs up every corner turnbuckle in the ring to show her title to the fans who are eating out of the palm of her hands. She descends from the fourth turnbuckle and Madison grows tired of watching her engage with the audience. She gets in Andrea’s face and the referee steps in between them to settle the tension before the bell. )
Stew-O: There is no love loss between Andrea Valentine and Madison Kaline. This is one of the most bitter long standing rivalries in EAW today, and the referee senses the animosity which is palpable and rightfully steps in between them. Speaking of bad blood, guess who’s in attendance –
( We see Cleopatra sitting in the audience at ringside to watch the match intently, shades of Bloodletter 2018. In the ring Stephie Love is standing front and center with a smile on her face, appearing to be as excited as the fans in the building for what is to come. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following is a 30-Minute IRON WOMAN MATCH SCHEDULED FOR..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: WRONG!
Crowd: :noah:
Madison Kaline: (off-mic) :mjlol: You stupid fucking people, I swear.
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! At the beginning of this match a timer will begin at 30 minutes, with the goal of gaining the most falls by PINFALLS, SUBMISSION, COUNT OUTS, AND DISQUALIFICATION!!!
Stephie Love: It has also been announced in breaking news that this match will be contested under DOUBLE JEOPARDY! Meaning if this match ends in a draw, or there are no scorers by the time the clock strikes “0”, the Universal Women’s Championship will be VACATED!
( The announcement creates a stir within the crowd. Andrea appears to be taken off guard by this announcement, but still maintains composure. )
Jake Mercer: DOUBLE JEOPARDY?! SO LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF CHAMPION’S ADVANTAGE?
Flannery McCoy: It would seem so. Talk about a monkey wrench being thrown into the dynamic of this match.
Stew-O: Yeah what a way to raise the stakes. It is truly do or die against The Mistress of Death.
Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger… from Tampa Bay, Florida, “THE MISTRESS OF DEATH”, MMMMAAAAAAAADDISSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONN KAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEE!!!
( Madison holds her arms out to the crowd who shower her with boos. )
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Orlando, Florida, she is the EEEE AAAAAA WWWW UNIVERSAL WOMENS CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!! AAAAAAANNNNNDREEEEEAAAAAAAAA VALENTIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( The sold out arena in Oklahoma City gives Andrea a huge ovation as she gives a loving salute to the fans in the stands, before resuming to warming up at her respective corner. She is still dealing with the seriousness of the ‘Double Jeopardy’ clause in the match. )
Stew-O: To your point earlier Jake, In a situation like an Iron Woman match this is going to be decided by mental acuity perhaps more than anything else. You’re going to need as much brains as you will brawn, especially in Double Jeopardy. I have no doubt with all of their history and as many grievances as there are to bear that there has been A LOT of thought put into this match from both parties.
( Andrea hands her title to the official, who has it sent over to the time keeper before calling for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
( CLOCK: 30:00 )
Flannery McCoy: LOOK OUT!
Jake Mercer: AFTERLIFE!!!!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Stew-O: SHE DOESN’T GET IT!!! ANDREA BLASTS HER AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE MOUTH!
Jake Mercer: MADISON HITS THE DECK AND COMES RIGHT BACK UP, EATS ANOTHER PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK BY ANDREA! THAT SENDS HER SCRAMBLING OVER TO THE CORNER… ANDREA SPRINTING OVER……RUNNING HIGH-ANGLE CORNER DROPKICK!!! SHE JUST PUT EVERYTHING SHE HAS AND MORE INTO THAT ONE! THAT WAS SOME PURORESU LEVEL SHIT!
Stew-O: The plot twist added in the “Double Jeopardy” stipulation in this Iron Woman match seems to be lighting a fire under Andrea.
Flannery McCoy: The brunt of that last running dropkick almost twisted Maddie’s head into a full 360° spin!!! I’m surprised it didn’t pop her head right off of her shoulders!
( Madison Kaline exits the ring holding her mouth after Andrea delivered three kicks directly into her lips. )
Stew-O: Madison Kaline plops down to the mat and rolls out of the ring right in front of us visibly exasperated! She slaps the palm of her hand into the floor out of frustration. Maddie did not expect to be caught like that but she is against an Andrea who has spent the entirety of her absence in the heat of competition. Andrea’s engine has been running the whole time that Maddie’s been away, and we’re seeing that even in her synaptic reflexes right at the bell. Madison jumps to her feet with a scowl while the official is beginning their count.
Referee: 1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Flannery McCoy: Madison stomps over to the apron to pull herself into the ring-
Jake Mercer: SHE TRIPPED!
Stew-O: LOVE HAZE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA CATCHES MADDIE WHILE SHE STEPPED THROUGH THE ROPES TO PLANT HER WITH THAT RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER! THAT’S INSANE! WE’VE SEEN ANDREA DO THIS BEFORE, BUT NEVER SO EARLY WITH THE STAKES SO HIGH!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA DRAGS MADDIE RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER AND JOGS OVER TO THE CORNER TO STEP THROUGH THE ROPES AND MAKE THE CLIMB! IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
Stew-O: YES IT IS! V-DAY!!!!!! GOT IT JUST AS MADISON RISES FROM THE MAT!!! HOOK OF THE LEG!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ….. THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!
( Score: Andrea – 1 , Madison – 0 )
( Timer: 28:37, and counting. )
Stew-O: ANDREA VALENTINE CAUGHT MADISON FROM THE GET GO WITH BOMB AFTER BOMB, AND SECURES THE FIRST FALL ONLY A MINUTE AND 1/2 INTO THE MATCH! MADDIE WAS TAKEN COMPLETELY OFF GUARD, BUT MANAGES TO INSTINCTIVELY ROLL OUT OF THE RING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!
Jake Mercer: Madison Kaline had the intention of coming out of the gates with an emphatic opening, but things took a disastrous turn! Damn it Madison you’re supposed to represent #EAW15 and you’re letting all of your fellow Neolithic cohorts down! What would Masters think? Or Johnny Bad Blood? Or Koumidiator?!
Flannery McCoy: Uhh not sure if she’s met any of them but I see your point, I guess.
( Timer: 28:09.. 28:08.. 28:07 … )
Stew-O: Madison made a wise decision just now by rolling herself out of the ring. In a traditional 30 minute Iron Woman match generally speaking the official has to take both sides to their corner and allow the person who took the fall a maximum of 30 seconds to regain their bearings. Maddie instead wisely escaped the ring and is allowing herself much more breathing room as a result.
( Andrea tells the referee to go check on Maddie, threatening to take care of it for him if he doesn’t. )
Flannery McCoy: The referee goes down to ringside to look into Maddie’s condition while Andrea continues to bask in her own momentum. You can tell she’s proud of herself for catching Maddie right in her tracks and setting the tone for the match in the way possible for herself.
( REPLAY: Madison attempts an Afterlife from the sound of the bell. Instead she is met with three direct dropkicks, one more powerful than another, that sends her dropping down to ringside. She rushes back into the ring out of frustration and is caught immediately with “Love Haze” followed by “V-Day” back to back to earn herself the first fall. )
( LIVE: Madison is still down favoring her midsection with a far away look of disbelief in her eyes. The referee is offering their assistance in helping Madison back into the ring so that the match continues. Madison has no response. )
Stew-O: There’s no doubt she’s feeling the effects big time, but she also looks to be in a bit of a trance. The concerned official is now asking Maddie if she’s able to even continue. She’s definitely able to hear what he’s saying but for some reason she isn’t responding.
Andrea Valentine: (off-mic) You asked for this, Maddie! This is exactly what you wanted, remember! Come on back in here and let’s keep this party going!
( Madison takes the referee’s outstretched hand. Andrea is in the ring continuing to mock her. Madison returns to her feet – and shoves the referee! )
Referee: Maddie what’s your problem?!
Stew-O: AFTERLIFE ON THE REFEREE!!!! MADISON JUST ASSAULTED AN OFFICIAL!!!
Jake Mercer: Old habits dying hard for Madison Kaline who refuses to listen to authority!
Madison Kaline: (off-mic) Fuck this.
( Madison momentarily drops to a knee but comes to a rise and begins to walk gingerly up the ramp, leaving behind a confused and offended Andrea to put together what just happened. )
Jake Mercer: Madison’s…leaving?! Is she demoralized already?!
Stew-O: I don’t understand this at all myself! I get that this match hasn’t gone all that well from the get go but Maddie’s behavior is even more erratic than what you would normally come to expect from her.
Flannery McCoy: I’ve spent enough time around Maddie to know the only reasonable thing to expect from her is the unexpected. No one on earth will ever figure out how she’s wired, but if there is one thing I’m familiar with it’s how Maddie looks when she’s pit against a wall. It’s like a snake when they’re cornered, and even with as out of sorts as she may appear I’d still tread very carefully around someone like her.
Stew-O: Well Andrea could care less! She could take an easy out but there is just too much brewing between the two for her to allow that to happen. Madison is almost to the top of the ramp and Andrea decides to go right after her! She finishes her jog up the ramp and turns Maddie around swiftly,
Jake Mercer: SHORT-ARM VERSION OF THE “AFTERLIFE” BY MADDIE!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDREA NARROWLY DUCKS IT! MADISON’S ARM WHIZZED OVER HER HEAD FASTER THAN A BULLET! And Andrea goes to work with right hands sending Maddie pacing backwards step by step after each strike!
Jake Mercer: OH! There’s a KNEE LIFT to the lower abdomen by Maddie to interrupt the oncoming strikes! Andrea staggers over to the left side of the ramp!
Flannery McCoy: MADDIE SWINGS WILD RIGHTS AND LEFTS OVER ANDREA’S BACK! LISTEN TO HER KNUCKLES WAILING AGAINST ANDREA’S SPINE, THAT’S LOUD ENOUGH TO HEAR FROM THE PARKING LOT! Andrea desperately SHOVES Maddie away which is enough to knock her down, especially after what she’s already had to deal with just a little bit ago.
( Timer: 26:19… 26:18… )
Jake Mercer: Andrea uses a hand to hold herself up by the rampside metal barrier, BUT MADISON TAKES ANDREA BY THE HEAD TO BASH HER FACE AGAINST THE JAGGED EDGE OF THE METAL BARRIER! NO ANDREA STOPS HERSELF WITH HER HANDS AT THE LAST SECOND! BUT MADISON SENDS ANDREA’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF OF THE FLOOR FROM BEHIND INSTEAD, WITH A VICIOUS HAIR PULL MAT SLAM! :damn:
Stew-O: What a cringeworthy sound! That sounded like a bowling ball against concrete! Andrea pops back up out of instinct but she is definitely feeling the effects of that, for god’s sakes you wouldn’t be human if you didn’t.
Jake Mercer: Or you could just have a really hard head.
Flannery McCoy: Like you?
Stew-O: LOOK OUT, MADISON SENDS ANDREA RUNNING HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE BARRIER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAMP!!! TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT EVEN FOR THE FANS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
( Madison drops to a seated position again, still taking bated breaths and favoring her ribs. Andrea crawls up to the stage floor of the titantron holding her head in pain. Madison watches her out of the corner of her eye and begins to crawl on all fours over to her opponent. )
Stew-O: Andrea is at the top of the ramp with Madison right on her tail! Andrea Valentine turns around… MADISON CHARGES FORWARD FOR THE SPEAR!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA SNATCHES HER BY THE NAPE OF THE NECK AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE GIGANTIC TITANTRON SCREEN!!! WAIT A MINUTE MADDIE COUNTERED AND RUNNING ANDREA’S FACE INTO THE EXACT SAME LED WALL INSTEAD!!!
Stew-O: Again, Madison can’t even stay standing on her own two for very long, but to her credit she is giving Andrea as much fight as she has inside her! Especially after taking a back to back Love Haze and V-Day! Creating that much separation is really paying dividends because had the match remained in the ring like it was supposed to Madison might have been a goner!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea uses the metal lighting equipment at the foot of the giant LED stage wall separating the arena from the entrance to backstage. This time Madison refuses to let Andrea make her own recovery at her own volition, she takes Andrea right onto her back with a leg sweep and hits a gnarly stomp right to the gut! Hooks the legs under each arm! MADISON HITS A SLINGSHOT ON ANDREA INTO THE STAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA READJUSTS HER WEIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT AND COUNTERS WITH A MONKEY FLIP! MADISON’S SPINE CRACKS AGAINST THE UNFORGIVING STAGE FLOOR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Maddie yelps out in pain after that one, understandably so, she was just sent flying and landing onto a surface with even less give than the ring!
( Timer: 24:33…24:32… 24:31… 24:30… )
Stew-O: Andrea and Madison recover at roughly the same rate… Madison is using the doorway cut into the LED stage wall as a means to pull herself up…what’s Andrea… WOW!!! ANDREA VALENTINE DELIVERS A STAGE-ASSISTED SHIRANUI TO BRING MADDIE RIGHT BACK DOWN ON HER HEAD!!!!
( Andrea Valentine lays on her side and receives an ovation for the creative Shiranui off of the stage wall. Madison Kaline instinctively crawls through the doorway, eventually making her way through the curtain. )
Jake Mercer: I’d say this Iron Woman match is spilling out of control but let’s be forreal forreal, there was never any chance that two women with the history that they have, who’ve engaged in the level of barbarity that they’ve put each other through, were going to keep this a nice, clean fight.
Stew-O: You can see it in Andrea’s eyes now as she watches Maddie crawl through the curtain, there is just way too much unsettled business. On the part of Andrea who was arguably screwed out of the Women’s World Championship, and on the part of Maddie who in essence is here to pick up exactly where she left off in February 2019, by taking back her spot as the top woman in this company!
( Andrea Valentine walks through the curtain. The camera remains fixed on the stage, while the rest of us have no idea what is going on backstage. )
Jake Mercer: Madison wants to be the HBIC that she was before she left, and how can you blame her? But at the same time you can’t blame Andrea for protecting her spot with all she has. Now that I’ve given my 2 cents, IS SOMEBODY GOING TO GET A FUCKING CAMERA BACK THERE OR DO I HAVE TO LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING MYSELF AROUND HERE?! GOSH!
Flannery McCoy: Our crew is doing their best to work on it.
Jake Mercer: You know what, maybe I’ll just become a cameraman myself! Stephie Love can just take my position here on commentary, it’s no big deal.. By the way could you imagine if this match actually ended with only one fall and the crowd ended up being right while she looks like the dumbass :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Whoa, rewind. First of all, there’s no way you would survive even a minute as a cameraman. I could have sworn you told us that you quit your job at the Hot Topic because they made you stand on your feet all day.
Jake Mercer: The Jake has no memory of that. Besides, I’d be the greatest cameraman EAW’s ever had! I’d film everywhere! In the ring, under the ring, above the ring, in the nurse’s office, at catering, in the women’s locker room, the tanning boot-
Flannery McCoy: You will NOT film any women anywhere at any time.
Jake Mercer: Not even if they’re having an epic brawl like Andrea and Madison probably are right now which WE STILL CAN’T SEE?! :noah:
Flannery McCoy: No not even–
Stew-O: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
( Madison Kaline ‘dog walks’ Andrea Valentine holding the handle of her Barbedwire Baseball Bat, with the other end of it stuck to the side of Andrea’s bloody head. )
Jake Mercer: SWEET JESUS ON SECOND THOUGHT I THINK I’M SAFER HERE ON THE ANNOUNCE TEAM :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: YEAH, YOU THINK? ANDREA VALENTINE IS BASICALLY DANGLING BY HER HEAD OFF OF THE END OF THE BARBED WIRE BAT, AND SHE DROPS OFF OF IT WITH HUNKS OF HER HAIR AND BLOOD AND PRESUMABLY FLESH STILL LEFT ON THE BAT!
( Andrea tumbles nearly halfway down the ramp to the ring after dropping from the baseball bat. Madison licks her lips and wears a sadistic smile. )
Flannery McCoy: Andrea was lured into a grisly beating from that bat like a ship to a siren. I had an eerie feeling Maddie would pull out whatever stops she needed to, and it looks like my intuition was right. Andrea is on one knee and for heaven’s sakes she is needing to wipe her own blood out of her eyes!
Stew-O: I don’t know how many times she was hit or how hard she was hit by that ungodly weapon, but JUST WHEN SHE’S UP SHE’S BROUGHT BACK DOWN WITH A SWING TO THE BACK OF THE NECK WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BAT!!!!!! ! ANDREA IS SENT BARRELLING DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP BASICALLY BACK AT RINGSIDE JUST FROM THE STRIKE!
Jake Mercer: Now where is Maddie going?!
( Madison climbs over the barricade and into the audience. Fans pull themselves as far away from Madison and her bloodstained weapon as they can within the limited amount of space that they have. She lurks through the audience and watches Andrea drag herself around ringside. )
Flannery McCoy: The vibe has just transformed in the blink of an eye! It is taking Andrea everything to push herself forward but you can tell that she isn’t necessarily out of it, she hasn’t been incapacitated, she is just going through hell!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S ABOUT TO BE A LOT WORSE!!! ANDREA LEANS OVER THE BARRICADE FOR SUPPORT, BUT MADISON USES THE BARBED WIRE BAT TO GUILLOTINE AROUND HER LARYNX AND STRANGLE HER!!!!
( Madison turns her head to Cleopatra and flashes a devious smile her way. )
Stew-O: ANDREA IS GASPING AND I MEAN GASPING FOR BREATH! SHE’S REACHING BACK DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO TEAR HER NAILS ACROSS MADISON’S FACE, BUT MADISON DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE EVEN FEELS IT! SHE IS LOOKING DOWN AT HER STRUGGLING, SUFFERING ENEMY WITH DILATED PUPILS AND IS SAPPING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF HER!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA RESORTS TO TRYING TO PRY THE BARBED WIRE BAT OFF OF HER THROAT WITH HER BARE HANDS!!! MADDIE IS HELLBENT ON AGAIN STRANGLING ANDREA MAYBE TO DEATH! LIKE ACTUALLY, FACTUALLY MURDERING ANDREA! I MEAN SHE IS THE MISTRESS OF DEATH SO AT LEAST IT’S ON BRAND, BUT THE WAY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S RELISHING IN IT IS WHAT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME!
Stew-O: It sends chills up the spine just seeing it, as Maddie FINALLY relents. Andrea drops to the floor in a heap, sitting back against the barricade. Maddie ignores the jeers from the audience and climbs back over to ringside before tossing her Barbedwire Bat into the ring nonchalauntly.
Stew-O: She turns to Andrea and leans over to take her by her bloodied face and share a few words with her opponent. And goes to town with mud hole stomps on the brutalized Womens World Champion!
( Madison drags Andrea up and ‘cradles’ from her behind like they were at a dance, and brings Andrea a few feet to her right to end up in front of Cleopatra. She looks down at a limp Andrea who is held upright in her arms and smiles. )
Madison Kaline: (off-mic) Look, Andrea, it’s a Bloodletter reunion! Don’t you love it? :smiling_face_with_3_hearts:
Jake Mercer: I am all for wholesome content, but this is not exactly that.
Flannery McCoy: Maddie rolls Andrea back into the ring and steps in herself. She watches Andrea crawl almost aimlessly, leaving a few drops of blood on the canvas with every move she makes. It’s hard not to admire how hard Andrea is working to try to get herself back in the fight. Maybe I ought to rephrase that, it’s hard not to admire Andrea’s work for everybody EXCEPT Maddie. There’s no admiration in Maddie’s eyes, only pure evil! AS SHE PICKS UP THE BAT, NO NO NO NO-
( A new referee turns Madison around to confront her. )
Referee II: MADDIE I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING BUT IF YOU USE THAT I’M GOING TO GIVE ANDREA THE FALL OVER YOU! YOU’LL BE DOWN 2 AND 0! DO YOU WANT THAT?!
( Madison flashes the referee a weary smile and nods. )
Stew-O: Looks like the official’s terms are acceptable. She hands him over the bat in peace 😐 .
Jake Mercer: SIKE!!! MADISON RIPS IT AWAY AND BRINGS IT DOWN OVER!!! AND OVER!!! AND OVER!!! INTO THE SMALL OF ANDREA’S BACK!!!!!!
Stew-O: MADISON KALINE IS UNLEASHING HOLY HELL INTO ANDREA VALENTINE WITH HER SIGNATURE WEAPON!!! AND THE PISSED OFF REFEREE GOES TO THE TIMEKEEPER AND DEMANDS TO ADD ANOTHER FALL IN ANDREA’S SCORING COLUMN!
( Score: Andrea – 2, Madison – 0 )
( Timer: 18:02.. 18:01… 18:00… 17:59.. )
Flannery McCoy: MADISON DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE SHE GOT EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED AND SHE KNOWS IT! NOW MADISON IS REPEATEDLY SPIKING THE HEAD OF HER BAT INTO ANDREA’S RIBS!!! ALREADY AT THE THIRD SPIKE!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND A FIFTH ONE!!!
Jake Mercer: MADISON USES THE BAT AND LITERALLY JUMPING PILEDRIVES THE HEAD OF IT INTO ANDREA’S MID SECTION!!!
Stew-O: LOOK AT MADDIE, GRINDING HER TEETH AND STANDING OVER ANDREA TO PRESS THE FULL WEIGHT OF HER BODY ONTO THE SHARP HEAD OF THAT BAT, INTO ANDREA’S BRUISED RIBS! SHE IS JUST GRINDING, AND CHURNING, AND EVEN TWISTING THE BAT! TO TWIST THE PROVERBIAL KNIFE! ANDREA CAN ONLY WRAP HER HANDS AROUND THE BAT AND REACTIVELY FLAIL HER LEGS!
Flannery McCoy: FINALLY THE REFEREE RIPS MADDIE AWAY FROM ANDREA!
( The official drags Madison off of Andrea and brings her to her corner. He then tears the bat out of her hands and tosses it to ringside. )
Stew-O: Quite frankly that took guts from the official to physically reprimand Madison like that, but she drops to a seated base at her respective corner still visibly teeming with confidence in her situation despite being down 2-0.
Flannery McCoy: By the look of Maddie’s face you wouldn’t have any clue the kind of rough start that she had coming into this. It may have not been an easy opening to find but she appears to have found the opening she needs. The ends are starting to justify the means.
( The referee tries to communicate with Andrea who is backed into an opposite corner. There is enough blood on her face to mask her emotions. He insists that she tell him if she needs extra time before they continue, and she shakes her head. He asks if she is able to continue, and she nods before leaning against the turnbuckle. The referee allows it to continue. )
( Timer: 17:07… 17:06…17:05… 17:04 … )
Jake Mercer: MADISON WITH THE “AFTERLIFE” INTO THE CORNERED ANDREA!!!!!
Stew-O: VALENTINE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A METEORA TO CUT HER OFF!!! BEATING HER TO THE PUNCH! CRITICAL TIMING FOR ANDREA! THAT HIT MADDIE OFF GUARD ONCE AGAIN! MADDIE IS UP TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: “VALENTINE’S MASSACRE”!!!!!
Stew-O: MADISON FREES HERSELF OUT OF THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER AT THE LAST SECOND! ANDREA IS SENT OVER AND GRACEFULLY HANDSPRINGS UP TO HER FEET, BUT DOUBLES OVER CLUTCHING HER RIBS!
Stew-O: MADISON SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! NOT SO FAST! STANDING SWITCH FROM ANDREA — INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT SENDS MADISON STRAIGHTENED UP AND STAGGERING INTO THE ROPES — ATOMIC BLONDE!!!!!!! HOW IS SHE DOING THIS?!
Stew-O: HANG ON, ANDREA SPRINGS UP TO HER SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND BUT CAN’T TAKE HER OVER WITH THE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! MADDIE HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO HANG ON TO THE ROPES, AND INSTEAD TURNS ANDREA’S POSITION A COMPLETE 180°!!! MADISON IS TEETERING BUT IS STILL HOLDING HER OPPONENT ON HER SHOULDERS STRONG!
Stew-O: RIGHT HANDS COME POURING DOWN FROM ANDREA! ANDREA LEANS BACK FOR A HURRICANRANA, BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH! MADDIE MUSCLES ANDREA UP USING HER RAW POWER! CHARGES ACROSS THE RING! BUCKLE BOMBBBB!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA’S TORN UP BACK JUST WENT SLAMMING INTO THE CORNER KIDNEYS FIRST! MADISON LEANS UP AGAINST ANDREA IN THE CORNER WHICH IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ANDREA STANDING…. MADISON WHIPS ANDREA INTO THE ROPES! AND MEETS AN ONCOMING ANDREA HALFWAY WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM HEEEELLLLL!!!!! AFTERLIFE IS FINALLY DELIVERED! MADISON DROPS OVER HER CHEST!
Referee II: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!! —
Jake Mercer: ANDREA KICKS OUT?!
Stew-O: NO! MADISON PULLED ANDREA UP BY THE WRIST, JERKING HER ARM UP FROM THE MAT AND DRAGS HER UP TO A VERTICAL BASE…
Flannery McCoy: SHORT-ARM VERSION OF THE AFTERLIFE TO TURN ANDREA INSIDE OUT!!!!! SHE HOOKS BOTH OF THE LEGS!!!
Referee II: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
( Andrea Valentine’s arm falls under the bottom rope. )
Referee II: THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jake Mercer: MADISON GETS HER FIRST FALL!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT CAN’T COUNT BECAUSE ANDREA’S ARM IS BENEATH THE ROPE!
( Madison shoves Andrea out of the ring before the referee can notice. )
Jake Mercer: THE REF MISSED IT! IT COUNTS!
( Score: Andrea – 2 , Madison – 1 )
( Timer: 15:53… 15:52… )
Stew-O: A COSTLY OVERSIGHT FROM THE OFFICIAL LEADS TO MADISON GAINING HER FIRST FALL! The referee didn’t have a clue, which is all Maddie needed to take the next step closer to settling the score and even the odds. Valentine is down here in front of us barely stirring.
Flannery McCoy: Man, So much happened just in the last 60 seconds, and not a lot of it was good for Andrea. Andrea was conscious enough to do the little bit she could to get a rope break for herself because that’s the kind of champion that she is. An Elitist like Andrea Valentine isn’t going to settle for a single fall so easily. You will have to pry it from her.
Stew-O: She is an extraordinary competitor as we have seen time and time again, especially when the lights are on bright. There’s not a moment that has gone by where she’s been on the defense that she’s ‘settled’, she is constantly reaching out her arms and moving her legs, giving it her all to make the climb. This is not somebody who takes defeat laying down, she has proven this time and time again, season after season.
( The referee is at ringside checking on the status of Andrea. We get a replay of Madison Kaline delivering both variations of the “Afterlife”, including a slowed down version the short-arm version which accentuates the amount of blood that flies off of Andrea’s face from the very moment Madison’s arm strikes her head. )
Stew-O: But Madison Kaline is showing that no matter how far she strays course from her destination, she will take the first thing smoking to meet her goal! At any expense! And her goal right now is to become the next Universal Women’s Champion!
Jake Mercer: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT MADDIE WON’T SPARE ANY EXPENSE! SHE’S MARCHING OVER TO ANDREA AT RINGSIDE WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT AS THE CLOCK TICKS DOWN! NOT AGAIN!
( The referee gets in between Madison and Andrea warning her not to do it. Madison shoots a death glare and shoulder checks the official, no longer finding him amusing. She approaches Andrea who is using the ring post to pull herself back up. )
Stew-O: MADISON KNOWS DAMN WELL WHAT SHE’S DOING IS GOING TO COST HER ANOTHER FALL, BUT YOU SAID IT BEST EARLIER FLANNERY, FOR MADISON THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT BARBEDWIRE BAT SMASHES SPLATTERS ANDREA’S HEAD ACROSS THE POST!!!!!! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN IT!!!
Jaker Mercer: BUT ANDREA ESCAPED AT THE LAST SECOND! MADISON NEARLY SNAPS THE BAT IN HALF WITH THAT FULL SWING!
Stew-O: AND YES YOU CAN SEE ANDREA’S BLOOD ON THE POST FROM HER LEANING UP AGAINST IT, BUT THAT EVASION PISSED MADISON OFF, BECAUSE SHE WANTED ANDREA’S BRAINS ALL OVER THAT POST TOO!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea limps across ringside trying to separate herself with the assistance of the apron, knowing she’s not in any position to try and go toe to toe with Maddie with the leverage that she has now. Madison is in full blown “fuck it” mode, and that’s an enemy that you want to keep your distance with no matter how much of a fighting champion you ar!
Stew-O: Maddie crawls into the ring with her bat and crawls out from a blindspot with Andrea constantly in her sights. The clock keeps ticking but you don’t see any skittishness or nervousness from Maddie, it’s like time isn’t of the essence at all.
Jake Mercer: That’s because she knows that all she needs is one good shot and even another five minutes left might as well be five minutes in DBZ time! If you incapacitate your opponent in an Iron Woman match then the world is basically your oyster! Madison creeps up to Andrea from behind while she’s on the apron. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Flannery McCoy: M.O.D.!!!!!! FAMOUSER WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT TO ASSIST!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDREA JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY TO MAKE AN UGLY LANDING AT RINGSIDE!!! MADDIE LANDS WITH HER LEFT LEG RIGHT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT ON THE APRON!!!
Flannery McCoy: YIKES! MADISON TUMBLES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS WELL WITH HER OWN WEAPON STUCK TO THE BACK OF HER LEG! MADISON BANGING HER FISTS IN PAIN AFTER THAT LAST GASP ESCAPE! THAT ENDED PRETTY BADLY FOR THEM BOTH!
Jake Mercer: MADISON BANGING HER FISTS IN PAIN AFTER THAT LAST GASP ESCAPE! Such a timely save from Andrea, but it did not come without a cost, spilling unceremoniously herself to ringside! Madison is already hobbling up and leaning against the barricade, with blood starting to pour from out of the back of her leg after being forced to PRY the Barbedwire Bat out of her own damn leg!
Stew-O: Andrea bought herself a little bit of time and sits back against a set of steel steps at a 45 degree angle to take pressure off of her potentially bruised ribs. You can see her clutching them in agony, her mid section has become absolutely torn apart following the onslaught from Maddie with a Barbedwire Bat. Breathing in and of itself looks like it’s become a nightmare for Andrea after all the targeted attacks.
( Madison crawls underneath the ring not very far from Andrea, unbeknownst to commentary. )
Stew-O: It might sound morbid to say but you don’t exactly want to risk being hit with another V-Day if you’re Madison Kaline, so there was rhyme and reason behind her entire method of-
Jake Mercer: MADISON SNEAKS UP ON ANDREA FROM A BLINDSPOT! FULL SWING OF THE BARBEDWIRE BAT TO HER INJURED RIBS TO KNOCK THE WIND OUT OF ANDREA!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO ANDREA KICKS THE BAT OUT OF MADDIE’S HANDS! MADDIE LEANS OVER TO PULL HER HAIR, BUT IS HIT WITH A KICK TO THE SHOULDER! SHE COMES BACK OVER TO ANDREA, AND EATS A KICK TO THE STOMACH! MADDIE CATCHES THE BOOT THIS TIME — ANDREA USES HER FREE FOOT TO KICK MADDIE IN THE JAW!
Stew-O: I cannot understate how much it is taking for Andrea to unload those strikes, nor can I understate how important it is for herself that she fights back! Even from her own back she is still delivering offense! Andrea pulls herself up to a base where she is leaning back against the post behind her while standing on the steel steps!
Jake Mercer: MADISON WITH A MAD DASH UP THE STEPS TO SEND ANDREA FLYING WITH AN ELEVATED OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, OFF OF THE STAIRS!!!
Jake Mercer: NOT SO FAST! AND ANDREA HAMMERS AWAY WITH RAPIDFIRE HEART PUNCHES! NOW A SITOUT JAWBREAKER SENDS MADISON OFF THE STEPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Andrea is doing everything she can to defend herself, meanwhile the referee is back in the ring urging both of them to bring the match back inside! Madison backpedals off of the steps and leans against the barricade rattled by those strikes!
Stew-O: The ref is warning that he’s going to have to begin a count very soon if they don’t cooperate and take this back into the ring. Andrea has Maddie in her sights! AND HITS A DIVING BACK ELBOW OFF OF THE STEEL STEPS ACROSS THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: OHHH! MADDIE CATCHES HER COMING DOWN FROM MIDAIR WITH A WAISTLOCK, READJUSTS HER POSITIONING, AND DRIVES ANDREA NECK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A STRAIGHT-JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: LOOK AT THIS! MADISON MAKES A SMOOTH TRANSITION USING A STANDING SWITCH FROM A LEANING POSITION TO GET HERSELF OUT FROM UNDERNEATH ANDREA! SHE HOISTS ANDREA UP AND INTO HER ARMS! OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX!!! THAT SENDS HER ALMOST ALL THE WAY ACROSS RINGSIDE TO LAND SPLAT ON THE FLOOR AND DRIVING WHATEVER REMAINING AIR THERE WAS RIGHT OUT OF HER LUNGS!
( Timer: 9:22… 9:21… )
Jake Mercer: Say what you want about Madison Kaline but is gifted at what she does! The referee decides to follow through on his warning, he is beginning his count!
Referee II: 1!!!
2!!!
Stew-O: Madison takes up until the count of “3” to roll herself back into the ring to break the count from the official! With the time winding down and the match etching lower in the single digits column; Madison glares up at the clock for the first time, and glares back down at Andrea.
Referee II: 3!!!
4!!!
Jake Mercer: It’s usually around the five minute warning that tends to spook the shit out of Elitists in time limit matches, and Maddie can try to hide it but she is for sure included. She sits there ominously glaring down at Andrea who is writhing in pain shooting up and down her sternum and through her lungs. But she wants this next fall badly, will she have it?
Referee II: 5!!!
6!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea is drawing shallow breaths, the referee’s count hits “5”, and Andrea tries to rise on her own volition, but crumbles back down to her side!
Referee II: 7!!!
Stew-O: Andrea knows she needs to use the apron, it’s the best chance she’s got at beating the count! But may as well like climbing Everest with how much damage was inflicted to the torso area! She doesn’t have time to breathe!
Referee II: 8!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea gets a hand on the apron! Maddie’s watching, clenching her teeth!
Referee II: 9!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA DARTS INTO THE RING!!!
Referee II: 10!!! THAT’S ANOTHER FALL FOR MADDIE!
( Andrea collapsed on the apron right before she had the chance to jump through the ropes. )
( Score: Andrea – 2, Madison – 2 )
( Timer: 8:59… 8:58…8:57… )
Stew-O: MADISON KALINE DRAGS ANDREA VALENTINE INTO THE RING AND DOESN’T TAKE A BREATH TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT SHE’S BALANCED THE SCORE!
Flannery McCoy: DOUBLE JEOPARDY IS STILL IN EFFECT, IT’S NOT ENOUGH FOR MADISON TO TIE. IF NEITHER OF THESE TWO MANAGE TO GET ANOTHER SCORE THE TITLE WILL BE VACATED!
Stew-O: YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE MADISON IS FULLY AWARE OF THAT FACT! SHE HAS ANDREA TANGLED IN THE ROPES AND IS FIRING AWAY WITH BALLISTIC STRIKES OVER THE HEAD! SHE FORCES ANDREA’S ARMS BACK OVER THE ROPES AND IS STOMPS HER VIRTUALLY INTO SUBMISSION!
Referee II: THAT’S TOO FAR MADDIE LET HER OUT OF THERE NOW! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!!
Jake Mercer: Madison rips Andrea away from the ropes, just to dump her back through the other perpendicular ropes, having her land in front of us! Uh oh… I don’t like that look!
Flannery McCoy: I’m still trying to process how Madison Kaline went from being caught off guard at the beginning to becoming such an imposing force. It’s like taking that early fall opened up Pandora’s Box inside of her and the recovery she’s made has been unlike anything we’ve ever seen!
Stew-O: I’VE GOT A FEELING WE MAY NOT HAVE SEEN ANYTHING YET! MADISON IS TEARING APART OUR TABLE, AND I DON’T KNOW ABOUT EITHER OF YOU BUT I WANT NO PARTS :whoa:
( Madison Kaline rips off the hood of the announce desk and leaves everything else exactly the way it is. Stew, Flannery and Jake stand up and back away to avoid any potential danger. )
Flannery McCoy: Maddie drags Andrea over the announce desk, but not without leaving behind numerous elbow strikes to her head! Andrea has been taking so much abuse that she’s hardly able to cover herself up from those strikes, let alone whatever Maddie has coming for her next!
Jake Mercer: The Mistress of Death is doing whatever is in her power to rise from the ashes and take back what’s hers! She slips in and out of the ring to break the referee’s count as it got to a count of “7”. MADISON TAKES A STAND ON THE APRON! OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!!!!!
Stew-O: SPRINGBOARD MADDIE BOMB FROM THE APRON!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: INTO THE KNEES!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA GOT HER KNEES UP, BUT THE IMPACT IS STILL ENOUGH TO SEND THEM BOTH THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!! WHAT AN IMPACT IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
( Andrea Valentine and Madison Kaline are both laid out in the rubble created out of what was left of the once standing announce table. )
Stew-O: MADDIE THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND MAY END UP PAYING DEARLY FOR IT!
Jake Mercer: BUT MADISON GOT HER GOAL! ANDREA DIDN’T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH IN HER TO TURN HER BODY OVER AND ROLL OFF OF THE TABLE, SHE LIFTED THE KNEES BUT IS STILL FORCED TO SUFFER SHARDS OF WOOD SINKING INTO THE OPEN WOUNDS IN HER BACK!
Flannery McCoy: It may not have turned the tides completely around for Andrea, but it was the best that she could do with what she had! It is still very fortunate for her that she didn’t take the maximal brunt of that Maddie Bomb, because at the rate things were going she would have had to leave the building in a ventilator!
( Recap shows Madison Kaline hitting the Maddie Bomb, making one single bound and springboarding off of the top rope instead of the middle rope, only to land into Andrea’s knees and send Andrea simultaneously plummeting through the announce table. By the time the recap ends, Andrea Valentine is up from the floor and sends Madison into the ring. )
( Timer: 6:17…6:16… 6:15… )
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine has shown a tour de force of fortitude despite everything she’s been through, there’s not enough praise in the world you can heap upon this woman for what she’s willing to push herself through! Valentine bottles up all of the torment her body has to be going through to will herself into the ring, follows her in,
Flannery McCoy: MADDIE SHOOTS UP FROM THE FLOOR TO HIT A GERMAN GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! ANDREA COUNTERS THE GERMAN BY LANDING ON HER SHOULDERS AND TO DRILL MADDIE BACK DOWN ON HER HEAD WITH ATOMIC BLONDE!!!!! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!! ANDREA HOLDS THE PIN!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ANDDDDDDDDDDDD…. THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stew-O: MADDIE KICKS OUT!!! MADISON KALINE REFUSES TO BE DENIED!
( Andrea – 2, Madison – 2 )
Jake Mercer: ANDREA REALIZES GOOD AND WELL THAT SHE CAUGHT MADDIE AFTER THE OPENING BELL, BUT THIS MAY BE A DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT MADISON KALINE THAN THE ONE WE SAW AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH! LIKE YOU SAID EARLIER FLANNERY THIS IS A MADDIE WITH PANDORA’S BOX OPENED UP INSIDE HER!
( Andrea turns her head to the clock and scoreboard on the titantron, which shows there are a little over 5 and ½ minutes left on the timer. She turns her sights to the top turnbuckle. )
Stew-O: Andrea seems to be realizing what worked for her in the beginning may very well be what is needed for her in the end. She musters what she’s got left within her to make her way to the apron at the corner and take the climb that she needs to take, to make the leap that she needs to make!
Jake Mercer: “Grand opening, grand closing” Stew! Why reinvent the wheel when you can go with what has already worked before?! That’s where Andrea is at and for good reason! Her eyes can’t help but peer up at the clock, knowing that if she doesn’t break this tie she will be forced to vacate her Universal Women’s Championship because of “”Double Jeopardy”!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea shallow breathing from the wuthering views above the ring, keeps a focused stare down at Madison Kaline who has no idea what Andrea has got in store! VALENTINE TAKES OFF WITH 4 MINUTES AND 55 SECONDS REMAINING!!!!! ANOTHER V-DAY!!!!!
Stew-O: NOBODY HOME! MADDIE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA STICKS THE LANDING, ROLLING THROUGH THE DIVING SOMERSAULT SENTON SAFELY! SHE TURNS AROUND! BAM!!! AFTERLIFE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER FROM ANDREA!!!!! MADISON WAS TAKEN DOWN BY THE ONCOMING ARM AND CAUGHT IN ONE SINGLE MOTION!!!
( Timer: 4:44… 4:43… 4:42… 4:41 … 4:40… 4:39.. 4:38… )
Jake Mercer: MADISON SITTING UP, WHILE ANDREA USES THE HEEL OF HER BOOT TO KICK MADISON ACROSS THE HEAD WHILE SHE HAS THE CROSS ARMBREAKER SYNCHED IN!
Stew-O: BUT ANDREA DOESN’T HAVE NEARLY THE STRENGTH THAT SHE NEEDS TO APPLY ENOUGH PRESSURE! THAT REQUIRES AIR IN YOUR LUNGS, THAT TAKES BREATH IN YOUR BODY, AND ANDREA IS ON THE VERGE OF RUNNING OFF OF FUMES!
Flannery McCoy: YOU’RE RIGHT STEW, MADDIE HAS WAY TOO MUCH LEVERAGE. TIME TICKING DOWN, MADDIE IS LOOKING TO TURN AND TURN HER BODY AS MUCH AS SHE CAN! AND SHE MANAGES TO STACK ANDREA ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND FORCE A COUNT FROM THE REFEREE!
Referee II: OOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: MADISON PROPS BOTH OF HER FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!
Referee II: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!…. THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Timer: 3:56.. 3:55… 3:54… )
Stew-O: MADDIE GETS ANOTHER FALL! REF YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!
( The official looks up after the last split second, and notices Madison had her feet on the middle rope. He waves off the call, with provokes a primal scream of pure frustration out of Madison. )
Stew-O: THANKFULLY I STAND CORRECTED! AT THE VERY LAST NANOSECOND HE CAUGHT MADDIE USING THE ROPES FOR AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE AND WAVES OFF THE CALL! WE ARE STILL TIED AT 2 AND 2!
Flannery McCoy: Madison is completely overcome with frustration! It might be the only thing keeping her going, but she’s going to have to turn her grievances into ammunition and use the pressure as fuel the way we’ve seen her do many times in the past!
Jake Mercer: Beating the odds are one thing but the odds are coming at both Maddie and Andrea at a million miles a second! Madison decides she wants to go to work in punishing Andrea, catching her on the way up with a shoulder tackle into the corner and DRILLING AWAY at Andrea’s destroyed mid section with wicked shoulder thrusts!!!
Referee II: 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!!
Jake Mercer: Maddie slings Andrea over a shoulder and runs her into a parallel turnbuckle, and GOES TO WORK AGAIN WITH MORE RAPIDFIRE SHOULDER THRUSTS! FORCING THE REF TO COUNT AGAIN!
Referee II: 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!!
Jake Mercer: I don’t even know if Madison is all that concerned anymore about only winning! If she can force Andrea to have to surrender her championship then for all we know it may be good enough for her!
Stew-O: YOU MAY NEED TO EAT YOUR WORDS JAKE, MADISON WATCHES ANDREA STUMBLE OUT OF THE CORNER TOO FOCUSED ON HER ABDOMINAL PAIN TO THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE EXCLAMATION POINT!!! M.O.D.!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME! ANDREA PUSHES OUT OF THE FAMOUSER, AND MADISON LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HER LEFT LEG, APPEARING TO HAVE TWEAKED THAT KNEE! SHE HOBBLES UP AND TURNS TO HER OPPONENT-
Stew-O: SPIT KNOCKING SPINNING BACK FIST BY ANDREA!!! — THE MOMENTUM SENDS MADISON REBOUNDING OFF OF THE ROPES FOR A THIRD AND FINAL “AFTERLIFE” FROM MADDIE!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL?!?! JUST HOW THE HELL?!?!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA CAUGHT THE ONCOMING WRIST, ARM-TRAP COUNTER INTO “XOXO”!!!!! FLOORING MADISON KALINE WITH HER SIGNATURE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER!!! GOOD LORD!
Flannery McCoyI DON’T HAVE THE WORDS, I’M JUST SPEECHLESS BY THIS PERFORMANCE!
( Andrea Valentine is back down to all fours panting out of exhaustion, and Madison Kaline is laid out on her back unresponsive. )
Stew-O: EXHAUSTION IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ANDREA AWAY FROM THE COVER! MOVING
Timer: 1:11…. 1:10….1:09…
Jake Mercer: I don’t think Andrea could have predicted in her WILDEST DREAMS that things would be this way! The first title match after winning a title is supposed to be a breeze, that’s just how wrestling works! But instead for Andrea it’s been a torture chamber!!!
Flannery McCoy: Both of these women have dug to the bottom of the well! They are beyond tapped into their reserves, and time is not on either of their side!
( Andrea etches closer, eventually starting to straddle Madison and hook a leg while she lays in a supine position. )
Stew-O: DEATH’S GRASP!!!!! MADDIE CAUGHT HER FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!!
( Andrea Valentine goes from attempting a cover to being trapped in a Gogoplata. The referee closes in to watch Andrea’s body language and keep track of where Madison’s shoulders are on the mat. )
Timer: 56…55…..54…
Stew-O: ANDREA’S CAUGHT AND SHE’S CAUGHT BAD!!! TALK ABOUT A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, I DON’T KNOW IF ANDREA IS REGISTER HOW PRECARIOUS THIS SITUATION HAS BECOME! SHE IS BEING DRAGGED TO HELL BY MADISON AND IS BLACKING OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS WITH THE SECONDS FLYING BY!
Flannery McCoy: AFTER THE LIVING HELL SHE’S BEEN THROUGH I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANDREA IS STILL ABLE TO BREATHE ON HER OWN, BUT THAT ABILITY IS BEING SIPHONED AWAY RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK!
Stew-O:MADDIE HAS BEEN DRIVEN THIS FAR BY HER UNHOLY DESIRES, WILLFULLY BRINGING DEATH UPON OTHERS SO THAT SHE CAN SOW NEW LIFE INTO HER SELF! MADISON IS CLAWING AND EXTRACTING EVERY LAST CONCEIVABLE DROPLET OF LIFE OUT OF ANDREA!
Timer: 36…35…
Jake Mercer: ANDREA’S PEDALING HERSELF FORWARD WITH HER LEGS LIKE SHE WERE ON A FUCKING PELOTON! THAT’S HOW DIRE THINGS HAVE BECOME! SHE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT NOT TAPPING OUT, NOT PASSING OUT, AND NOT LOOKING LIKE SHE IS PASSING OUT, BECAUSE SHE IS A HAIR AWAY FROM DOING ANY OF THESE THREE THI–
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA MADE IT TO THE ROPES!!! AND UNLIKE LAST TIME, THIS TIME THE REFEREE SEES IT!
Timer: 31…30….
( Andrea Valentine has her right hand wrapped around the bottom rope. Madison Kaline refuses to release the hold. )
Stew-O: BUT NOT ONLY IS MADDIE NOT ABIDING BY THE ROPE BREAK, SHE’S REARING BACK EVEN FURTHER ON DEATH’S GRASP!!! ANDREA DESPERATELY POUNDS HER FIST INTO MADDIE’S OUTSTRETCHED LEFT KNEE THAT SEEMED TO BE HYPEREXTENDED EARLIER, BUT IT BEARS NO MEANINGFUL EFFECT!
Timer: 23…22…
Referee II: YOU HAVE TO STOP MADDIE! YOU HAVE TO STOP RIGHT NOW! SHE HAS THE ROPE! YOU HAVE TO LET GO!
Flannery McCoy: SHE DOESN’T CARE REF, SHE’S NOT GOING TO RESPOND TO YOUR THREATS! SHE’S ONLY GOING TO RESPOND TO ACTIONS!
Stew-O: WHICH IS WHAT THE OFFICIAL NO LONGER HAS ANY CHOICE BUT TO DO, HE BEGINS HIS COUNT, WITH ONLY SECONDS REMAINING!
Timer: 17… 16…
Referee II: 1!!! 2!!!
Timer: 15…. 14….
Referee II: 3!!! 4!!!
Timer: 13… 12….
Stew-O: MADISON TEARS ANDREA’S GRIP FROM THE ROPE WITH A BARREL ROLLING GOGOPLATA BEFORE SHE CAN BE DISQUALIFIED!!! DEATH’S GRASP IS STILL APPLIED!!! THAT IS THE BRILLIANCE IN MADISON KALINE’S SADISM! NOW THEY’RE CLOSER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! NOWHERE FOR ANDREA TO GO!!!! BODY SLUMPED OVER!!!
Timer: 5….. 4….
Jake Mercer: PINNING BRIDGE FROM ANDREA!!!!
Referee II: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
Timer: 3.
Referee II: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Timer: 2.
Referee II: THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Timer: 1…. 0… BUZZZZZZZ!!!
( Final Score: Andrea – 3, Madison – 2 )
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Roll With Me” by Charli XCX comes back on and Andrea Valentine rolls out of the ring after the successful bridge. )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!! ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!
Stew-O: TALK ABOUT A CLUTCH PERFORMANCE FROM VALENTINE! ANDREA CAME BACK FROM HANGING ON BY A MICROFIBER, AND SAVED HER UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN BY A MILLIMETER!
Flannery McCoy: Heart racing, anxiety inducing finish against a Madison Kaline who removed any doubt about her still being at the top of her game!l
Jake Mercer: You’re telling me?! I just about pissed myself when Maddie got her in Death’s Clutch from out of thin air, it was like a spawn of evil rising out of the canvas to steal Andrea’s soul!
Stew-O: Not to mention take her championship. Without a doubt Madison unlocked a new level of brilliance in her sadism, and she was undeniably pushed into that sadism considering all that transpired.
( A weary Andrea is handed her championship on the ramp and had her arm raised in celebration. Madison Kaline is laying on her side holding her head appearing incensed by the result. We also see Cleopatra taking her leave, not appearing to be very receptive over the result. )
Flannery McCoy: Out of all title retentions in all of her reigns that Andrea has had, this has gotta be one of the most satisfying.
( Andrea limps up the ramp continuing to favor her injuries before the camera fades away )
(Reckless Wiring then transitions over to show the final commercial of the night, advertising a special screening of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Starring Jon Kelton from 2009, Jon Kelton from 2014, and Jon Kelton from 2022.)
(From the commercial break, the final match graphic of the night is seen flashing across the screen. This gets the crowd the most excited they’ve been the entire show knowing what’s coming up next.)
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(Fading in on the Dome of Death coming to a slow stop once it’s finished completely lowering down to enclose the ring, standing on the outside of it in the timekeeper’s area is Stephie Love with a microphone ready to announce the upcoming match!)
Stephie Love: The following match is a Dome of Death Match and it is for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship!!!!! The only way to win the match is for either competitor to be the first one to escape from the Dome of Death through the opening at the top of the structure!
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef begins to play and the crowd erupts as SOSA Henderson makes his way out onto the stage in front of the view of all the fans in attendance! Looking cool and collected, SOSA starts down the aisle.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… making his way to the ring from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…. weighing 191 pounds… “BULLETPROOF” SOOOOOOSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAA HENNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson showed back up on Friday Night Dynasty answering The Visual Prophet’s challenge for someone to be the next one to step up after his successful defense against Terry Chambers, and since then, it’s been stormy between these two ever since!
Flannery McCoy: With SOSA costing Viz matches or taking cheap shots, it had to be expected that things were going to escalate between these two one way or another – and SOSA has been all for making it clear that he’s not looking to let this opportunity pass him by! After being sidelined from when he was supposed to have his shot at Road to Redemption, it seems only right that he could’ve stepped up – but whether or not the way he’s gone about all this pays off remains to be seen.
Jake Mercer: My guy Viz isn’t fazed by any of that shit :drakelike:!!
(SOSA enters the Dome of Death at the entrance door of it and gets into the ring where he takes his place. From there, ‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul begins to play and The Visual Prophet comes walking out next with the World Heavyweight Championship raised over his head while Dr. Angelo D’Angelo stays behind at the top of the ramp hyping up Viz!)
Stephie Love: Next, he is the current EAW World Heavyweight Champion… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing 265 pounds….. THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY… THE VISUAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL PROOOOOOPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Stew-O: As it’s been said, the history between these two goes way back and it seems that all this season has done is add to it! They were the first main event on Dynasty this season, they were on the same Stadium Stampede team, and while they would’ve been set to meet at Road to Redemption in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, had it not been for SOSA being forced to miss it, it seems like this one-on-one match for these bigger stakes was almost meant to be with all this drama surrounding it!
Flannery McCoy: There’s hardly a situation where I think the EAW Universe wouldn’t want to see these two compete against each other in – be it one-on-one, the Extreme Elimination Chamber, or this Dome of Death Match – because they know to expect these two to show out! Things between them can be traced all the way back to something like the New Breed Championship, which SOSA beat Viz for back in 2019; I know he’d love to beat him for another title!
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stew-O: But Viz isn’t going to let go of the World Heavyweight Championship so easily and even SOSA has to know that, which is why I’m sure these two are going to stop nothing short of trying all that they can to succeed!
(The World Heavyweight Championship is handed off to ringside by the referee that is in the ring, while another official is on top of the Dome of Death to ensure that there’s someone up there to make the call should either competitor make it through the opening at the top. With both SOSA and The Visual Prophet in place, the referee in the ring with them calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH IS UNDERWAY AND SOSA GOES RIGHT AFTER VIZ FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ DUCKS AND TURNS HIM AROUND, GOING RIGHT AT SOSA WITH FOREARM SHOTS TO THE FACE! THE DEFENDING CHAMP HAS SOSA GETTING KNOCKED BACK AS HE STUMBLES ACROSS THE RING! VIZ THROWS A HUGE RIGHT HAND THAT SENDS SOSA INTO THE ROPES AND HE WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING! SOSA HITS THE ROPES- AND HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND THE TOP ROPE TO STOP HIS MOMENTUM!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet charges at him and- SOSA LIFTS HIM UP TO GO FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL OF THE DOME! VIZ HITS OFF THE DOME AND STUMBLES BACK ON HIS FEET AS HE COMES DOWN ON THE MAT, AND SOSA PULLS HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM TO TAKE HIM TO THE CANVAS IN A NASTY ASSAULT OF PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE FACE!
Stew-O: SOSA is looking to capitalize off of what he’s done to stun Viz just now and he’s got the World Heavyweight Champion down! The former EAW World Champion doesn’t hold back as he tries to disfigure Viz’s face here in the early going of this match-up, and trying to get Viz off of his power game by keeping him down for as long as he can could prove to be effective!
Flannery McCoy: He’d have to be able to hold it though, as Viz is already knocking him away to get up to his feet and SOSA comes at him only to be launched into the air! AND SOSA GRABS ONTO THE WALL OF THE DOME AS THE VISUAL PROPHET LIFTED HIM OVERHEAD! SOSA BEGINS TO SCALE THE INSIDE OF THE DOME! Viz finally turns around and sees SOSA trying to head up quickly but climbs up the ropes and manages to grab him by the ankle! SOSA tries to shake Viz off of him but he isn’t letting go!
Stew-O: AND SOSA GETS YANKED DOWN OFF THE DOME AND THE VISUAL PROPHET LETS HIM FALL TO THE MAT! SOSA CRASHES TO THE CANVAS IN A FREE FALL WITH NOTHING TO PAD THE IMPACT!!! SOSA HITS WITH A NASTY THUD, BUT HAVING WITNESSED TWO OF THESE MATCHES ALREADY, IT’S GOING TO GET EVEN UGLIER!
Jake Mercer: Viz comes down off the ropes and makes his way over to SOSA, seemingly not interested in trying to escape just yet! Viz batters SOSA over the head and back as he brings him up to his feet, not at all looking to have this be over just yet! The World Heavyweight Champion connects with an uppercut and SOSA’s head snaps back before he takes a boot to the stomach that sends him falling over into the nearby ring ropes! Viz doesn’t let him rest though as he grabs SOSA by the head, AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE WALL OF THE DOME OF DEATH OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT SOSA DOESN’T GET THE CHANCE TO FALL OVER AS VIZ GRABS HIM JUST IN TIME TO DO THIS A SECOND TIME! AND NOW HE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO THROW SOSA OVERHEAD TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: This is not how SOSA wanted things to be going right now, AS THE VISUAL PROPHET RUNS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE RIBS! SOSA HAD BARELY GOTTEN HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS HANDS AND KNEES, AND VIZ JUST COMES RIGHT OVER TO TAKE HIM OFF OF THEM! AND NOW VIZ COMES DROPPING DOWN ONTO HIM WITH A RUNNING SENTON! ALL 265 POUNDS OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COME CRASHING DOWN ON THE CHALLENGER!!
Stew-O: SOSA had to have known what he was going to be in for when it came to dealing with The Visual Prophet; the history between these two is well-documented, so it’s not like they’re strangers to one another!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA immediately goes turning over once Viz comes off of him and having the wind knocked out of him like that surely had to have him feeling like he’d been hit by a truck! While SOSA is resilient, Viz is definitely aware of that himself and he knows that he can’t let SOSA get too far out of reach; SOSA will absolutely find a way to utilize what he’s able to his advantage! The Visual Prophet has gotten to his feet and comes around toward SOSA’s head, reaching for the legs to pull him over into a wheelbarrow- VIZ SWINGS SOSA INTO THE DOME! THE SIDE OF SOSA’S HEAD CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL WALL! VIZ SWINGS HIM THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN! BUT BEFORE SOSA IS LEFT TO GET DROPPED TO THE MAT IN A HEAP, THE VISUAL PROPHET SENDS SOSA AIRBORNE WITH A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: SOSA’s down on the mat with his hands over his head, which is no doubt ringing from the number of times he had his skull bashed into the Dome! The ring official inside of the Dome with these two competitors hurries over to crouch down and check on SOSA to see if he’s okay, if he’s even able to respond, and while he begins to stir in some effort to shake off the effects, Viz takes that as an immediate sign that he’s going to try to continue! Viz takes SOSA up and lifts him just above his shoulder as he goes running into the turnbuckles, driving into him with a shoulder thrust!
Flannery McCoy: The World Heavyweight Champion isn’t letting up with the disqualification rules out the window here as he has SOSA cornered and trapped! SOSA’s got nowhere to go and Viz seems set on weakening him down here, as he’s been in control for these past few moments that have gone by! The Visual Prophet finally pulls back after an inside number of quickly timed shoulder tackles, and SOSA is left to lean into the corner to keep himself up! Viz has certainly done a number on him already, and it looks like he’s going back in for more!
Stew-O: SOSA PULLS HIMSELF UP OUT THE WAY WITH THE ROPES AND THE VISUAL PROPHET SHOOTS THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES! SOSA rolls down his back and onto the mat where he yanks Viz out of the turnbuckles, letting him fall to the mat! AND SOSA QUICKLY GOES AHEAD TO GRAB VIZ AND SLAM HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! VIZ GETS HIS FACE SMASHED INTO THAT STIFF TURNBUCKLE PADDING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES! AND SOSA COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A PENDULUM DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, DRIVING THE VISUAL PROPHET’S FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH EVEN MORE FORCE GOING FOR HIM!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz’s head drops down with his hands over his face and SOSA drags him out of the corner by his legs before he turns Viz over onto his back, hitting a jumping double foot stomp to the chest! SOSA rolls through off of The Visual Prophet just before Viz sits up and SOSA comes off the ropes, hitting a running knee strike to the back of the head! Viz hardly has the chance to even think about what just happened as SOSA gets his arm around him in a headlock and he forces the Champion up onto his feet, wrenching on the hold! Viz doesn’t look to be trapped for long though as he takes SOSA off his feet and into the air to try to send him into the Dome wall again-
Jake Mercer: SOSA KICKS OFF THE WALL AND THAT SENDS THEM SPINNING BACK IN THE OTHER DIRECTION, SOSA HENDERSON TAKING THE CHAMPION DOWN TO THE MAT IN A BULLDOG! SOSA HOLDS THE HEADLOCK ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND VIZ HAS HIS FACE TAKEN DOWN INTO THE MAT!!! JUST AS VIZ LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO OVERPOWER HIS CHALLENGER, SOSA USED THE MOMENT AGAINST HIM!!
Stew-O: Viz doesn’t intend to stay down for long as he’s already trying to raise up off the mat, BUT JUST AS HE GETS TO A KNEE, SOSA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING METEORA TAKEDOWN!! HE FORCES THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD TO CONNECT WITH THE MAT AS HE LAUNCHED HIMSELF AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: But we can finally see that Viz has sustained a bloody nose thanks to SOSA, which surely had to start when he drove his face into that bottom turnbuckle a little bit ago! SOSA has become aware of that as well, as he stomps right down on the face now that he’s back on his feet! Viz wisely turns himself over but that doesn’t mean SOSA is going to let up, and the challenger proves me right as he hits a double knee drop to the back! From there, he gets Viz in a body scissors and rolls them over as he applies a sleeper hold on the bloodied Viz!
Stew-O: Having the World Heavyweight Champion turned over like this keeps him from being able to push up off the mat while he’s being choked out! SOSA has that arm tight around Viz’s neck while the Champion waves his arms trying to find some sort of support to get himself up and out of this! BUT SOSA DOESN’T ALLOW FOR IT TO BE FOUND ANY TIME SOON AS HE STARTS REPEATEDLY PUNCHING VIZ’S FACE! BLOOD FROM HIS NOSE SPLATTERS ACROSS THE REST OF HIS FACE AND SOSA WORSENS THE DAMAGE DONE AS THOSE FISTS COME DOWN WITH EFFECTIVE FORCE!
Jake Mercer: SOSA goes back to applying the sleeper hold and wrenching on it, pushing Viz’s head around any which way in an effort to disorient the reigning Champion! Cutting off the oxygen, already making it harder to breathe thanks to the blood that continues to spill from his nose – SOSA has found himself back in control of the match thanks to a timely counter and he’s looking to make the most of it! Viz pulls at SOSA’s arm to try to alleviate some of the pressure on his neck and get himself a chance to breathe, now starting to punch, but SOSA just repositions his arm to apply a dragon sleeper! Viz continues to be trapped on the mat at the hands of SOSA Henderson!
Stew-O: SOSA is calling on Viz to give up and pass out, no doubt so that he’s free to make that perilous climb unimpeded, but Viz is trying to fight his way out of this submission hold! Even if he did tap it wouldn’t matter – the only way to win is by escaping from the hole at the top of the Dome. Viz is throwing some punches at SOSA’s arm in an attempt to try to loosen his hold, though SOSA isn’t about to release it just yet- VIZ SOMEHOW MANAGES TO FIND SOSA’S FINGERS AND STARTS TO BEND THEM BACK! SOSA’S TRYING TO HOLD ON THROUGH IT BUT VIZ JUST MIGHT BREAK HIS FINGERS IF HE DOESN’T LET GO! THE VISUAL PROPHET KEEPS TAKING THOSE FINGERS IN A WAY THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND- SOSA FINALLY LETS GO WITH A SHOUT, IMMEDIATELY CONSOLING HIS FINGERS!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA holds his hand close as he turns to get up, glaring down at Viz who’s taking the chance to catch his breath- SOSA HITS A LOW DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! SOSA IS ALL OVER VIZ RIGHT NOW AS HE ATTACKS HIM WITH MOUNTED PUNCHES! BLOOD SPLATTERS THE RING MAT AS VIZ GETS HIS HEAD KNOCKED TO THE SIDE AND SOSA CONTINUES A FLURRY OF GROUNDED STRIKES, SWITCHING UP BETWEEN ELBOWS, FOREARMS, AND PUNCHES, ABSOLUTELY TAKING IT TO THE CHAMPION BEFORE HE GETS TO HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: SOSA’s got a ruthless look in his eyes as he looks around at the Dome of Death and takes off to the ropes! SOSA RUNS BACK AT JUMPS FOR “PAID IN FULL”- VIZ ROLLS OUT THE WAY IN TIME AND SOSA MISSES THE STOMP! SOSA turns to go after him to try to get him before he’s well on his feet, BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM WITH A FLAPJACK TO PUT HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!
Stew-O: SOSA hits off the mat and tries to gather himself as quick as he can, but Viz comes barrelling at him off the ropes after charging past him and takes him down with a clothesline! Viz follows up with another and another, SOSA coming back up to a vertical base and getting a wicked chop across the chest! Viz shoving his hands out the way and connecting again! SOSA tries to cover up again as he sees Viz swinging- A BACKHAND TO THE FACE! SOSA NEARLY GETS TAKEN OFF HIS FEET AS THE VISUAL PROPHET HITS A NASTY BACKHAND SLAP TO THE FACE THAT HAS THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION STUMBLING LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW VIZ FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AS SOON AS HE HAD SOSA’S BACK TO HIM! BUT HE DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY LET GO AS HE ROLLS THEM OVER AND HE GETS HIMSELF AND SOSA UP ON THEIR FEET TOGETHER, LAUNCHING SOSA WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX NOW THAT SENDS SOSA FLYING ACROSS THE RING BEFORE HE FINALLY HITS THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: SOSA goes rolling to the ropes and uses them to try to get himself up as he sees on his way up and over! Henderson uses the ropes for support and gets up in time to throw a kick- THE VISUAL PROPHET CATCHES THE LEG! SOSA gets pulled away from the ropes and Viz has him hopping on one leg, SOSA looking pissed as he tries to take a swing at Viz but Viz leans out of reach and Viz mockingly taunts him BEFORE PULLING HIM FORWARD AND INTO A URANAGE BACKBREAKER!!! SOSA GETS HIS SPINE BENT ALL OUT OF SHAPE AS VIZ SLAMS HIM DOWN OVER HIS KNEE AND HE SHOVES SOSA DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA is left to writhe in pain on the mat as the World Heavyweight Champion stomps down on his stomach on his way to the ropes, going over to them and beginning to climb up the Dome! Viz makes his first attempt now that he’s got SOSA down on the mat and he’s got a clear path to the top! He looks to retain his title as he gets high up past the ropes with his sights set on the opening at the top of the Dome!
Stew-O: But that proves to be a mistake as he’s taken his eyes off of SOSA, who’s up and moving in his direction! SOSA Henderson is coming up the Dome in an effort to catch Viz before he can make it much farther and- he grabs Viz’s ankle! SOSA has gotten his hands on him just in time! Viz looks down to see SOSA having stopped him in his tracks, and the Champion actually begins to come down the wall instead of risking going even higher with SOSA in such close range. But SOSA doesn’t make that easy for him at all as he clubs Viz over his back, not wanting to waste any chance to try to weaken Viz! The World Heavyweight Champion comes down next to SOSA, the two of them throwing punches at each other while they hold onto the wall of the Dome in an attempt to try to knock the other down!
Jake Mercer: SOSA’s throwing some pretty strong shots, but my extensive research has let me know that Viz had spent plenty of time in the days before Reckless Wiring free climbing in the Rockies to be able to hold his position as well as he is; he’s even more prepared for this!
Flannery McCoy: As in the Rocky Mountains? :skip:
Jake Mercer: Duh! 🙄
Stew-O: Regardless, Viz has a good hold on the wall as he and SOSA try to send each other falling to the mat, all for the right to call either of themselves the World Heavyweight Champion! SOSA climbs over closer looking like he fears absolutely nothing as he puts them both in definite range of each other, ensuring that their blows land! BUT VIZ CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT THAT STUNS SOSA AS HE REELED BACK FOR A PUNCH, AND SOSA JUST BARELY HANGS ON AS HE TRIES TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM FALLING! THE VISUAL PROPHET DOESN’T GIVE HIM A CHOICE THOUGH AS HE TAKES THEM BOTH OFF THE WALL IN A SIDE SLAM THAT LAYS THEM BOTH OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ AND SOSA GO CRASHING TO THE MAT WITH VIZ DECIDING IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO GET SOSA DOWN! BUT AT THE RISK OF GOING DOWN WITH HIM?! VIZ IS CLEARLY WILLING TO TAKE SOME CHANCES HERE THAT I WOULDN’T HAVE EXPECTED!
Stew-O: Hitting the mat from higher than anyone typically would in any other match is going to come with its consequences for everyone involved; stuff like that is undoubtedly going to take its toll!
Jake Mercer: And it looks like that’s settling in for everyone else to know as well as SOSA is unmoving on the mat at the moment! Viz is slowly beginning to move though and he turns himself over after that fall, moving up to a knee before looking upward at how far they are away from the opening at the top of the Dome. He shakes his head and then turns his attention back to SOSA down on the mat, grabbing a hold of him to turn him over onto his side so that he’s able to repeatedly knee him in the back! Viz holds him down as he drives his knee into SOSA’s spine and that brings SOSA back to consciousness as he shouts trying to turn away from those oncoming knees!
Stew-O: Viz isn’t letting him get anywhere though until he decides to, relenting only to bring SOSA to his feet and lifting him over his shoulder, TAKING OFF TOWARD THE WALL OF THE STRUCTURE AND LETTING SO GO SOSA HEAD FIRST INTO IT! SOSA’S HEAD HITS OFF THE STEEL WALL IN A LAWN DART THROW AND HE DROPS BACK TO THE MAT WITH HIS HANDS OVER HIS HEAD, OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Something that Viz is only going to capitalize on as he kicks SOSA over into the corner where he unleashes on him with a multitude of stomps and kicks directing right at the head and face! He presses his boot to his throat while pulling on the top rope for leverage, SOSA’s legs flailing trying to kick him away as he struggles to get Viz’s foot off his neck!
Stew-O: Viz lets up with a final stomp on the throat and SOSA is clutching at his neck, violently coughing as he leans out over the bottom rope where the cameraman is able to get a shot of how his forehead has been busted open! SOSA though finds himself getting dragged up to stand in the corner and pulled away, taking knees to the stomach as Viz guides him along the ropes before landing a gut kick that drops SOSA down to a knee showing just what extensive exhaustion and damage is setting in! But Viz isn’t going to let him rest as he gets him up and whips across the ring, SOSA being made to run off the ropes and into the clutches of the World Heavyweight Champion!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA COUNTERS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! VIZ LIFTED HIM UP BUT SOSA CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME TO TAKE THE VISUAL PROPHET OFF HIS FEET! Viz manages to bring himself up to stand and tries to go after SOSA just as he’s going to stand, but SOSA DUCKS UNDER A CLOTHESLINE AND GOES TO THE ROPES, HITTING A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY TO TAKE VIZ RIGHT BACK DOWN! SOSA IS THE FIRST BACK UP THIS TIME AND HE CONNECTS WITH A DDT TO SPIKE VIZ ON HIS HEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz sits up but SOSA has already sought to keep his momentum going with a running blockbuster, grabbing a hold of Viz’s head and driving the back of it right into the mat! SOSA drags the Champion over to the ropes and slings his head over the bottom cable, coming to stand on the back of his neck! Henderson is clearly pulling as hard as he can on that top rope to have Viz be forced as hard as he possibly can into that bottom rope, choking him and having The Visual Prophet struggling to get out from under him! He’s got the heels of his boots digging into his neck while the referee in the ring tries to talk him down, but he might as well be speaking to a wall right now as SOSA’s loving every moment of this; it’s definitely a sight to take in with the blood he has streaming down his face!
Stew-O: It only goes for a little bit longer before he bounces down and lets Viz turn himself over to be seated against the bottom rope, JUST FOR THAT TO BE WHEN SOSA HITS A RUNNING FACE WASH KICK AS IF VIZ’S FACE HASN’T TAKEN ENOUGH DAMAGE!
Jake Mercer: That’s not a face right now he can go putting on his VPLA brochures, I can say that much.
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet gets knocked over and SOSA starts tauntingly slapping him over the head, enjoying how he’s got him down and Viz tries to push him away but SOSA just shoves him with the bottom of his boot! SOSA reaches down to grab a hold of Viz and finally brings him up to his feet, BUT VIZ STARTS THROWING PUNCHES AT SOSA! VIZ MANAGES TO STUN SOSA WITH PUNCHES TO THE GUT AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION FIGHTS HIS WAY TO A VERTICAL BASE! VIZ NOW STARTING TO LAND PUNCHES TO THE FACE-
Stew-O: SOSA RAKES THE EYES! VIZ COULDN’T HAVE TIMED IT AS SOSA STRUCK TOO UNEXPECTEDLY!!! Viz drops to a knee with a hand to his head while trying to keep himself up, AND SOSA TAKES OFF INTO THE ROPES BEFORE RUNNING BACK TO CONNECT WITH A SPEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR AS VIZ WAS RISING UP!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA finds himself with a huge opening right now to go making the climb up the Dome! He crawls over to the ropes after dragging himself off of Viz and brings himself to his feet, looking down at Viz for a moment before he starts going climbing with the ropes used as an assist. SOSA looks to win the second World Championship of his career here tonight and he could very well be on his way to doing just that if he’s able to get himself out of the Dome!
Flannery McCoy: Considering that he’d been taken out of action and didn’t get to compete at Road to Redemption like he was supposed to, I can’t say I’m surprised to see SOSA trying to pull out as many stops as he can to defeat the same man he took the New Breed Championship from! SOSA continues to ascend the Dome interior and he’s got his mind on getting to that opening that’s still well above him! He’s certainly got a ways to go but he’s looking like he’s sure he can make it!
Stew-O: The reality of becoming a two-time World Champion could potentially be nothing but a few short moments away for SOSA Henderson! After losing at Operation: Doomsday, after having to miss Road to Redemption because he’d been sidelined, this is just the kind of thing that SOSA has been after since the very start of the season and it’s well within reach!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT IF VIZ HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! The Visual Prophet is climbing directly under SOSA and that’s a tough spot for SOSA to be in – he can’t even directly see where Viz is coming from or how close he’s getting! SOSA is closing on being halfway up the Dome and Viz is doing everything he can to catch up to him as soon as he can! Just a few moments separate them, and SOSA looks down over his shoulder to see that Viz has moved from the spot where he left him at on the mat-
Stew-O: AND HE NOW REALIZES THAT VIZ HAS GOTTEN JUST UNDER HIM! SOSA HANGS ONTO THE WALL WITH ONE HAND WHILE PUNCHING DOWN AT THE TOP OF VIZ’S HEAD AS THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS POSITIONED HIMSELF DIRECTLY UNDER SOSA, HAVING GOTTEN THE CHALLENGER TO THIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN ON HIS SHOULDERS! SOSA IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO SEND VIZ ON A NASTY FALL BACK DOWN TO THE RING SO THAT HE CAN CONTINUE TO CLIMB UNINTERRUPTED!
Jake Mercer: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET FALLS BACKWARD IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!!!! VIZ RIPS SOSA AWAY FROM THE DOME AND THE TWO OF THEM GO CRASHING TOGETHER TO THE RING, THE REFEREE PRACTICALLY SPRINTING TO STAY CLEAR OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE DISASTER THAT WAS THAT FALL JUST NOW!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ WASN’T LETTING SOSA GET ANY FARTHER THAN HE DID, PUTTING THAT MAN ON HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKING STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE RING! THEY HIT WITH A DISGUSTING THUD AND I KNOW THAT THE BOTH OF THEM HAVE GOT TO BE FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT; IF THEY AREN’T ALREADY, THEY’LL DEFINITELY BE GOING THROUGH IT ONCE THIS IS ALL OVER NO MATTER WHO WINS IN THE END!
Stew-O: The ring official hesitantly makes his way over to the two of them with plenty of understandable concern on his face, but they both appear to be unresponsive at the moment and he looks up to the official at the top of the Dome clearly unsure of if a decision needs to be made here.
Flannery McCoy: Probably out of fear of a massive backlash or an actual riot if this ends in a no contest, it looks like they’re letting this one go on :lupe:!! It’s not like either The Visual Prophet or SOSA Henderson got the better of that fall just now, so it’s truly on them to show some signs of life that this isn’t over for either one of them; someone has to make that climb!
Jake Mercer: They both begin to show just the slightest bit of movement, but in seemingly no hurry whatsoever to get themselves up; that fall from the Dome definitely took a lot out of them! Viz begins to turn over and his hand goes to his back knowing that he’s paying a price right now for what he’s done; but it’s saved his title as of this moment :wow:!!
Stew-O: It certainly won’t have done him any good if he can’t actually make it back up to try to turn this opportunity into a chance to retain, though. SOSA begins to shift on the mat as well and how either of these two recover well enough to actually find it in themselves to not only keep fighting but then make that climb is beyond me!
Jake Mercer: That’s why you’re the one out here commentating; it’s actually really easy to understand if you know what you’re talking about. 😌
Stew-O: Except you almost never do :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: Viz brings himself to stand with the help of the ropes and he stumbles off of them over toward SOSA who’s got himself on his knees, AND HE THROWS A GUT PUNCH AT VIZ! SOSA WITH ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER- BUT HE COULDN’T HIT THEM ANY FASTER AND THE VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH A KNEE THRUST TO THE FACE! SOSA’S BLOOD IS ALL OVER HIS KNEE BUT HE DOESN’T CARE AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER WHILE HAVING HELD SOSA’S HEAD IN PLACE!
Jake Mercer: Viz snatches up SOSA off the mat to start beating him back toward the corner, FROM WHICH HE THROWS SOSA FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! SOSA GETS SLAMMED TO THE MAT AND GOES ROLLING TO THE ROPES WHERE HE TRIES TO BRING HIMSELF TO STAND, BUT VIZ GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND TO LIFT HIM UP!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA STRIKES WITH A BACK ELBOW AND THAT FORCES A RELEASE, HAVING CAUGHT VIZ ON THE NOSE! SOSA whirls around trying to get some hits in while Viz is stunned before sending himself back into the ropes to try to gain some momentum for a forearm smash! SOSA goes back a second after it lands and launches himself at Viz, WHO THROWS HIMSELF AT SOSA FOR A “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!! SOSA DUCKS THOUGH SEEING IT COMING AND CATCHES A BACK KICK FROM VIZ, SPINNING HIM BY THROWING HIS LEG TO CATCH HIM ON THE COMEBACK!
Stew-O: “STOLE YO BITCH”- NO! VIZ SHOVES HIM AWAY TO SEND HIM INTO THE ROPES AND SOSA COMES BACK INTO A THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER THAT DRIVES HIM DOWN AGAINST THE MAT! Viz immediately grabbing a leg to drag him by over to the ropes and getting it around the bottom rope, using it to bend the leg and apply pressure on the knee! SOSA shouts trying to pull his leg back for as long as Viz has him contorted around the cable, before using his other leg to kick at Viz to force him to let go! SOSA immediately grabs at his knee, but that just makes it a target for Viz as he stomps down on it!
Flannery McCoy: Viz has honed in on the leg now as he launches a full-on attack at it – kicking and stomping on it before falling back into a heel hook with his legs wrapped around SOSA’s! SOSA tries to do anything he can to relieve the pressure on his leg but he’s essentially got nowhere to go and no other way out! Viz can hold this for as long as he wants!
Jake Mercer: SOSA sits up after coming off his back and starts punching at Viz’s leg! SOSA’s trying to fight him off with those hard hits hoping that they’ll lead to something, anything as long as it means getting out of this painful submission! AND HE FINALLY GETS A BREAK AS VIZ LETS GO! BUT JUST BEFORE HE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, VIZ GRABS THE LEG AND LOOKS TO DO MORE DAMAGE, ONLY SOSA PULLS HIS LEGS IN AND SHOOTS THEM OUT TO KNOCK VIZ AWAY!
Stew-O: SOSA turns over just to see Viz already back in pursuit and Viz clubs him over the back before he could get up, using the opportunity to lift SOSA overhead in a backbreaker rack! Sensing the danger though, SOSA’s already prying at Viz’s fingers to try to get out of the hold, attempting to make this as difficult a hold to maintain as he starts to shift around- HE SLIPS OUT AND DOWN BEHIND VIZ! VIZ TURNS TO GRAB HIM BUT GETS A SIDE KICK TO THE GUT, SOSA PULLING HIMSELF UP OVER VIZ FOR A LEGDROP BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ POPS UP IN TIME AND CATCHES SOSA ON HIS SHOULDERS! HENDERSON STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT THE TOP OF VIZ’S HEAD! BUT VIZ WON’T BE DETERRED AS HE STARTS GOING TOWARD THE CORNER- SOSA FLIPS DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA TO SEND VIZ HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA hobbles over to the corner to pick Viz up off the mat and starts attacking the Champion in the corner! SOSA is taking advantage of this as much as he can, pummelling The Visual Prophet until he’s damn near down in the corner again! That seems to be when he decides to bring him up and strike with a punch right under the jaw before trying to lift Viz up onto the top turnbuckle. He struggles for a moment with that leg but gets him and starts up the corner himself, throwing punches at Viz on the way up!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ PUSHES HIM DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLES AND SOSA FORTUNATELY FALLS OVER INTO THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF UP! Viz repositions his legs to bring them from back around the top turnbuckle-
Jake Mercer: “STOLE YO BITCH”!!! SOSA SHOT UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND TOOK OFF FROM THEM WITH VIZ IN HIS GRASP!!! SOSA CONNECTS IN TAKING VIZ DOWN AND THIS A MOMENT THAT EITHER ONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN TRYING TO OBTAIN ALL MATCH WHERE THE OTHER IS OBVIOUSLY DOWN AND OUT!
Flannery McCoy: That’s true but SOSA’s already back to favoring that leg of his that was targeted! He has to deal with that in that intimidating climb to the top if he can even make it!
Jake Mercer: SOSA was completing a hike of Island Peak in Nepal with one arm tied behind his back before you even knew what a fucking headlock was, Flannery! He knows what he’s doing!
Flannery McCoy: Something about absolutely all of that makes no sense whatsoever.
Jake Mercer: Because you and Stew don’t know anything. You guys are so lucky to have me here! Where would you be without me?! That said, absolutely none of that is good for Viz right now; SOSA could be seeing his way to a win right now!
Stew-O: SOSA’s looked up at the opening of the Dome and now he’s coming off the mat seeing that Viz is still down, and you’re right, he is trying to close in on that win! SOSA crosses the ring to get some distance from Viz and begins to head up the wall, but that leg is clearly bothering him even as he’s climbing! SOSA continues heading up- NEARLY SLIDING DOWN THE WALL AS THAT LEG SEEMS TO GIVE OUT FOR A MOMENT WITH THE PRESSURE HE HAD TO PUT ON IT! BUT LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE MANAGED TO HANG ON TO WHERE HE WAS ON THE DOME!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA looks back over his shoulder to see Viz stirring on the mat and he continues to climb as he’s started making some work of the Dome of Death in what he’s had to ascend so far! SOSA has been through plenty to have gotten this far – I’m not talking about just tonight, but this entire season where he’s continued to chase his opportunities no matter who he’s had to go against or who’s gotten in his way – and climbing his way to the top of the Dome would be one hell of a literal representation of that if he can pull it off!
Stew-O: But Viz crawling his way over also just shows that he hasn’t been one to be counted out either! He’s had his own intriguing season so far when it came to being the leader of Dynasty’s winning Stadium Stampede team at Territorial Invasion, becoming World Heavyweight Champion for the second time and winning the Extreme Elimination Chamber that he didn’t win the season before as the defending Champion. Both men have a compelling case for victory here but only one of them is going to be to pull themselves up to that winning moment!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA’s looking to shatter the expectations Viz had of winning as he continues to climb, even having seen that Viz has made it to that side of the Dome as well and is working on climbing up! SOSA stops for a moment with concern for his leg again while The Visual Prophet continues climbing the Dome unobstructed and he’s getting closer to SOSA! Henderson starts climbing again-
Jake Mercer: VIZ COMES WITHIN REACH OF HIS FOOT AND HE GRABS IT! SOSA EYES THE DISTANCE THAT HE HAS LEFT TO CLIMB AND THEN BACK TO VIZ, WHO’S TRYING TO HOLD ONTO SOSA TO KEEP HIM FROM GOING ANYWHERE! BUT SOSA STARTS STOMPING DOWN AT VIZ’S FACE, TRYING TO KNOCK HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: ON TOP OF EXACERBATING THAT BLOODY NOSE HE CAUSED! VIZ’S NOSE IS JUST GUSHING AT THIS POINT AND THOSE STOMPS AREN’T HELPING, AND VIZ HAS TO FIND THE WHEREWITHAL TO HOLD ONTO THE CAGE AS WELL! BUT IT’S WITH ONE FINAL STOMP THAT SOSA MANAGES TO FREE HIMSELF AS VIZ IS LEFT TO HOLD ONTO THE WALL OF THE DOME! SOSA NOW GOING FOR THE OPENING IN THE DOME AT THE VERY TOP OF IT!
Jake Mercer: SOSA IS CLOSING IN ON BECOMING A TWO-TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!! SOSA IS ABOUT TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE OPENING OF THE DOME!! SOSA LIFTS HIMSELF THROUGH!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! VIZ HAS HIM BY THE LEG! VIZ STOPS HIM! SOSA TRIES TO KICK HIM AWAY AS HE’S GOT HIS UPPER BODY THROUGH THE OPENING!
Stew-O: “VIZ-LOCK”!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED AS HE LITERALLY HANGS 20 FEET OVER THE RING, HOLDING ONTO NOTHING BUT SOSA HENDERSON’S LEG AS SOSA TRIES TO LIFT THE REST OF HIMSELF THROUGH! HE’S STRUGGLING TO SHAKE VIZ OFF ANY WAY HE CAN, AND VIZ REFUSES TO LET GO NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE’S BEEN KICKED!
Jake Mercer: SOSA TRIES TO LIFT VIZ WITH HIM BUT HE JUST CAN’T DO IT! HAVING VIZ HOLDING ONTO HIM THE WAY HE IS, HE’S CAUGHT AT THE TOP OF THE DOME OF DEATH WITH SEEMINGLY NOWHERE TO GO! SOSA TRIES TO HANG ON BUT BETWEEN THE ANKLE LOCK AND THE STRUGGLE OF TRYING TO SUPPORT ALL OF VIZ’S WEIGHT, HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL THAT THIS IS TAKING SOME WORK AFTER ALL HE’S BEEN THROUGH!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Stew-O: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stew-O: SOSA CAN’T HANG ON! SOSA LOSES HIS GRIP AND GETS PULLED BACK DOWN BY VIZ’S WEIGHT! SOSA HENDERSON AND THE VISUAL PROPHET PLUMMET FROM THE TOP OF THE DOME AND THEY FREE FALL ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THEY HIT THE MAT AND THEY HONESTLY LOOK LIKE THEY’RE DEAD! SOSA WASN’T ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF ENTIRELY THROUGH THE OPENING AND HAD TO CAVE TO THE ABSOLUTE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME THAT SITUATION PROVIDED FOR THE BOTH OF THEM!
Jake Mercer: BUT ARE THEY DEAD THOUGH?! SOMEONE CHECK TO SEE IF THEY’RE DEAD! FUCK!
(The referee has his hands on his head in disbelief, looking between SOSA and The Visual Prophet no doubt wondering how anyone could’ve brought themselves to vote for this stipulation. Somehow, after moments passing of no movement at all, they begin to slowly show that they’ve got something left in them that just might allow them to finish this match. SOSA carefully picks himself up just to find himself stumbling over into the ropes, unable to put his full weight on the foot that Viz had the Viz-lock applied to. Meanwhile, Viz has made it into a corner of the ring to get up with the help of the turnbuckles.)
Stew-O: This has got to be it right here! Whatever happens now, that’ll be what this comes down to!
Flannery McCoy: Viz and SOSA make their way over to one another throwing punch after punch, somehow able to keep themselves up! Neither one of them wants to go down and leave the other to take the win here; but it’s looking like you’re right, Stew, even they know they’ve got to be running on fumes at this point!
Jake Mercer: SOSA throws a punch at Viz and the World Heavyweight Champ swings right back, going right for SOSA’s bloody face! SOSA stumbles back and Viz goes to follow, only to get consecutive jabs to his busted nose that’s only gotten worse from long the match has continued to progress! BUT VIZ LOOKS TO PUT THIS AWAY AS HE DUCKS DOWN AND TAKES SOSA OFF HIS FEET WITH INTENTIONS OF TAKING HIM INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA GOES OVER HIS SHOULDER IN A SUNSET FLIP, RIGHT INTO A LOW DROPKICK! SOSA THEN TAKING VIZ OVER TO THE CORNER WHILE DRAGGING HIS FACE ALONG THE DOME AND SHOVING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES TO TRY TO KEEP HIM FROM HAVING ROOM TO MANEUVER AS HE STRIKES AT HIM!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ STARTS FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT THE CORNER! VIZ THROWING BODY SHOTS TO BACK SOSA UP SO THAT HE CAN COME OFF THE TURNBUCKLES! SOSA FINDS HIMSELF UNABLE TO BLOCK- HE GOES FOR A KICK BUT VIZ CATCHES THE LEG! AN ENZUIGIRI BY SOSA AS HE BAITED VIZ IN WITH THE HURT LEG! AND AS VIZ TRIES TO GET UP, HE’S SENT BARRELLING INTO THE CORNER AGAIN, HITTING HIS FACE AGAINST THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AS HE GOES FALLING OVER!
Jake Mercer: SOSA gets to his feet behind Viz just as Viz begins to pull himself up knowing that he can’t allow SOSA much more room to get in any more offense! SOSA in position as Viz gets up and turns around!
Stew-O: “STOLE YO BITCH”!!!! IT- DOESN’T CONNECT! VIZ MANAGES TO PUSH OFF OF HIM IN TIME TO GET OUT OF IT, AND NOW HE STOMPS ON THE BACK OF THE HURT LEG! SOSA GOES DOWN TO A KNEE BUT TRIES TO BRING HIMSELF BACK UP, TURNING TO FACE VIZ!
Flannery McCoy: “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE GETS SOSA IN THE FACE AND SOSA IS FLOORED OFF THE HIT! SOSA HENDERSON ENDS UP KNOCKED OUT AND VIZ COULDN’T LOOK MORE RELIEVED SEEING THAT HE’S OUT ON THE MAT!!!
Jake Mercer: And now Viz goes to the nearest corner, using the turnbuckles in helping him to get up onto the wall of the Dome! He starts climbing up, looking tired, exhausted – but he knows that this is his chance to finally end all of this and he’s not going to wait around for another opportunity to do it!
Stew-O: Viz is only getting higher and higher while SOSA remains down on the mat, and Viz starts over toward the opening! VIZ IS USING WHAT HE’S GOT LEFT TO KEEP HIMSELF UP AND FROM FALLING DOWN, AND HE GETS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO WHERE THE REFEREE ON THE TOP OF THE DOME IS WATCHING TO SEE IF THE VISUAL PROPHET IS ABLE TO MAKE IT-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ MAKES IT THROUGH THE OPENING AT THE TOP OF THE DOME! HE PULLS HIMSELF THROUGH AND ROLLS OVER ONTO HIS BACK AFTER PULLING HIS BODY THROUGH THE OPENING, THIS IS OVER!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul begins to play and the crowd erupts as The Visual Prophet has retained the World Heavyweight Championship once again!)
Stephie Love: HERE YOUR WINNER… AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….. THE VISUAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL PROOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet has retained his World Heavyweight Title over a very game SOSA Henderson, who clearly didn’t look to let this opportunity go to waste with as much he clearly tried to fight his way to the top of the Dome of Death tonight!
Flannery McCoy: There’s no denying what this opportunity meant to SOSA, but when it came to him trying to get to his goal, his path was disrupted though certainly not for a lack of trying! SOSA has brought his best time and time again, I don’t doubt that he’ll get what he’s after at some point when it comes to that second World Championship!
Jake Mercer: BUT NOT TONIGHT! BIG VIZ RETAINS :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Visual Prophet is assisted from the Dome of Death and down to ringside while SOSA Henderson is tended to inside the ring. While Viz is helped up the ramp, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo comes out from the back applauding and hyping up his successful Championship defense over SOSA!)
Stew-O: Viz has undeniably continued to be one of the top stars this season and this is just another reason that’ll be looked back upon as what upheld that. When he’s managing results like this it’s certainly hard to argue against that, but it makes it just that much more interesting as to who could possibly be the one to step up next and possibly provide an even bigger challenge! The Visual Prophet undoubtedly shows up ready to perform and I’m sure it’d be no different, just like tonight in this grueling match-up that proved to be a test for both men involved! That said, we can’t wait to see what comes next after this eventful Reckless Wiring FPV, as things on Friday Night Dynasty and EAW as a whole only continue to get bigger and more exciting!
(With Dr. Angelo D’Angelo having demanded EMTs give Viz space to get them as the final shot, the last sight scene is Angelo raising The Visual Prophet’s hand while Viz’s other hand raises the World Heavyweight Championship as they triumphantly stand at the top of the aisle. Focusing in on Viz and the Championship, the scene fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
