(EAW Intro plays.)
(We get fast cuts of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty. We see Caroline, Jon Kelton, Solomon Stane, Serenity Valdez, and Andre Walker all victorious in their matches as well as segments featuring the stars of the show throughout. The main event is a showcase that features four elitists who are at odds with each other and two titles that will be fought for. One side is a tag team featuring Andrea Valentine and Universal Women’s Champion Ms. Extreme. The other showcases Terry Chambers and EAW World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet. It ends in a predictable but still exciting brawl as last week’s episode of Dynasty comes to a close.)
(The United Center located in Chicago, Illinois is rocking as the crowd inside are filling up the home of The Chicago Bulls as the show begins live. Fireworks shortly start bursting as the Dynasty theme music begins to pump out the public announcement speakers. We get candid shots from inside of the arena where we see fans sporting various elitist merchandise. We see a “Kelton = Chosen One” hoodie on one man and a Dr. Bethany Blue shirt on a young lady in the crowd. We see a few signs as well until finally we reach our way towards the announcers desk as we see Stew-O and his partners Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer waiting to speak)
Stew-O: The Windy City is our home tonight for Friday Night Dynasty! I Am your humble and esteemed host Stew-O and as always I’m here with my partners in crime at the commentary table. On my left is the award winner herself, Flannery McCoy!
Jake Mercer: Award? What award she get?!
Flannery McCoy: The 2021 “Mind Your Own Business, Jake” award!
Jake Mercer: I wasn’t even nominated and my name is Jake?!
Stew-O: …And our slightly slower to the punch partner…
Jake Mercer: OH I JUST GOT THAT DAMN YOU FLAN YOU BITCH!
Stew-O: …Jake Mercer.
Flannery McCoy: Such an idiot.
Jake Mercer: AM NOT!
Stew-O: While the children bicker, let’s talk about how stupidly amazing tonight’s show will be! We’ve got The World Heavyweight Champion and his challenger attempting to team together for a second week in a row but this time against two upincoming elitists!
Flannery McCoy: Viz and Terry taking on Johnny Andrews AND Solomon Stane. Should be a great one!
Stew-O: We got TWO Empress of Elite matches and our main event is a King of Elite Semifinals fight between Andre Walker and Alex Myers. I can smell a classic between them as-
(‘Last Strike’ by Polo G begins to blast out the public announcement speakers as out walks Jon Kelton as the crowd gives off a huge mixed reaction. The New Breed Champ is wearing an all black turtleneck, a pair of all black cargos, a pair of black Timberlands, and a stylish non-bulletproof vest over it.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen…HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION …JONNNNNNN KELLLLLLTTTTTOONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: No time to run down the show as we are starting hot with THE CHOSEN ONE HIMSELF…Jon Kelton!
Flannery McCoy: Fresh off beating Cloud Stryfe last week on Dynasty, Kelton is clearly on cloud nine himself!
Jake Mercer: I’d be high too if I just smoked a whole cloud last week. Funny story, I recently watched a match between Cloud Stryfe and Cloud Matsuda that was booked by Imagine Arm Dragging Wrestling from 2021 and I gotta say…it was a doozy! Cloud hit Cloud with a move that had the crowd clapping for 30 minutes. Crazy, crazy match and it was just the opener!
(Kelton pauses on the ring steps before entering the ring. Kelton poses with his belt before grabbing a microphone from Stephie Love and waiting for ‘Last Strike’ to subside.)
Jon Kelton: Yeah, I guess I got to explain myself a bit. Let’s open up and explain why I did what I did to Angelo Carter, ok? Y’all Ready? Fine…I am your New Breed Champion. No, I’m not EAW World Champion or even National Elite Champion. Thing is, this belt means I am above and beyond my peers and anyone that’s trying to make a name for themselves in this company. I’m officially head and shoulders over an entire division and that division unfortunately includes a lot of rookies in this industry. Rookies like Cloud Stryfe…who I handedly disposed of, defeated, and taught a lesson last week on Friday Night Dynasty. A division that I pride myself in dominating. One that also features the guy I attacked previously. Angelo Carter. Why did I attack Angelo? Simply put; he embarrassed me a few weeks back by beating me in the first round of the King of Elite tournament. Angelo Carter not only upset me, but upsetting me AND advancing in a tournament I promise you I should still be a part of. It hurts, I’m not going to lie. It was a big blow to my psyche and I was messed up because of it. So messed up that I just couldn’t live with myself knowing he got one over on me. I believe in my heart and soul that Carter got lucky by beating me and as New Breed Champ there was no way I could let that lucky ass guy slide. No way in hell was I letting Angelo Carter keep believing he was better than me. Thing is, Angelo did nothing but prove my point true. Angelo was the Cinderella of the KOE tournament. Angelo had the world served up to him on a silver platter. He could have shocked the world and made a name for himself in the bracket and all he did was drop the ball at the 40 yard line and trip over his own feet.
(Kelton shakes his head as he continues.)
Jon Kelton: Angelo Carter went from darling to disappointment in a week span it seems. Shame, damn shame isn’t it? This is why I refused to accept the loss I sustained against him. Had Angelo kept rising, kept winning, and even put up an effort in the tournament, MAYBE I’d be more diplomatic and considerate. Maybe him winning against me would make sense. Instead, he blew it all and isn’t worthy of any measurement of respect from anyone. No respect should be shown to Carter from any other elitist, any fan, management, and especially not from me. I refuse to accept a loss from a certified bum like that one.
(‘Lamar’ by YN Jay plays as the crowd goes insane. Out walks Angelo Carter to the annoyed expression of Jon Kelton. Angelo is wearing his ring gear and pointing and laughing at Kelton as he walks down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: The Prolific Angelo Carter has heard enough and he is on his way to the ring to confront Kelton!
Stew-O: These two have had animosity brewing for a while now and Kelton may have sparked some genuine anger out of Angelo with his words.
Jake Mercer: I mean, you call a guy a disappointment and you can’t be shocked that he wants to punch you in the mouth.
Flannery McCoy: Oh yeah?
Jake Mercer: Ye.
Flannery McCoy: Jake Mercer you are a disappointment.
Jake Mercer: Uh…c’mon, Flan. I meant actual elitists!
(Angelo slides in the ring and slides his thumb across his neck to signal his music to end.)
Angelo Carter: Now, is this how a Champion should be behaving? You on your period or something, Jon? Are you menstruating? All this because I beat you 1,2,3 in the first round of the King of Elite tournament? Are you still that upset about an “upset”? Maybe its because you were overconfident, maybe its because you were too stupid to prepare properly, or maybe its because I was simply better than you that week but I promise you that the only one shocked about me winning was you, Jon. I washed you like a newborn and kicked you out of the King of Elite tournament with no issues.
Jon Kelton: No issues?
Angelo Carter: None whatsoever. Easy as pie, Kelton. No trouble for The Prolific One at all.
Jon Kelton: Really?
Angelo Carter: REALLY!
Jon Kelton: You sure about that, Angelo?
Angelo Carter: I’m as sure as the doctor was when he helped deliver you out your mom and started screaming once he got a glimpse of your ugly face. I’m as sure as the referee was at the end of our match, and I’m as sure as I was going into our King of Elite match as I am right now.
Jon Kelton: Screw it…why don’t you prove it right here and now?
Angelo Carter: Oh yeah? You really think that first match was a fluke, huh?
Jon Kelton: Yep, and I’m done talking. Get us a referee so I can end this idiot once and for all.
Angelo Carter: Woah, I’m not about to just whoop your ass for free. I proved myself the first time I beat you and if you want a rematch with me so bad…make it worth my time? Put up or shut up, Kelton?
Jon Kelton: Excuse me?
Angelo Carter: Your New Breed Championship would-NO…WILL look really good on me. So, you want a rematch right now? Put that on the line so I can take it off you tonight!
Jon Kelton: Fine, let’s do it just so when you lose you know that not only did you blow your spot in the King of Elite tournament but you blew a shot at the New Breed Championship!
Stew-O: WOAH! This is a shocker! An impromptu New Breed Championship match to open the show? StarrStan is probably excited and nervous at such a match being booked without his consent.
Flannery McCoy: Shocked or not this seems to be happening as Kelton backs nonchalantly to his corner as Angelo is a little shocked at how easily he got a title shot just now!
Jake Mercer: Oh snap, is that an actual referee coming down? This is really happening! IMPROMPTU NEW BREED TITLE MATCHES ARE GOING DOWN IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
(A referee does slide into the ring as Stephie Love is ringside with her own microphone.)
Stephie Love: Um…LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THIS BOUT WILL BE…A SINGLE’S MATCH…FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! IN ONE CORNER WE HAVE THE PROLIFIC ANGELLLLLOOOOOO CAAAAARTER!!!! AND HIS OPPONENT… IN THE OTHER CORNER… WE HAVE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION…THE CHOSEN ONE…JOOOOONNNNN KEEEELLLLTTTTOOONNNN!!!
(The ref raises the New Breed Title over his head as Kelton and the still slightly shocked Angelo Carter stand opposite each other.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Angelo seemed as shocked as all of us at this off the cuff New Breed Championship match as Kelton stands in his corner with the most intense gaze I’ve ever seen him sport on his face. Angelo looks over to the crowd and seemingly mouths the words “Is this fool serious?!” Before laughing and wiping his lips with his hands.
Jake Mercer: Angelo is shocked and so are we as ANGELO BURST FROM THE CORNER AND CHARGES KELTON FULL SPEED AS-
Flannery McCoy: KELTON QUICKLY AND EASILY SIDESTEPS ANGELO CARTER AS CARTER RUNS CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! KELTON RUNS TO ANGELO’S ORIGINAL CORNER, TURNS, AND RUSHES BACK AS ANGELO TURNS AROUND…AVADA KEDAVRA! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES KNOCK THE SOUL OUT OF HIS CHEST! CARTER FACE IS DAMAGED AS CAN BE! KELTON JUST CAUGHT CARTER ALL OFF GUARD AND ANGELO CLEARLY IS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS MOTIVATED KELTON!
Stew-O: INDEED AS KELTON SNATCHES CARTER FROM THE CORNER AND CLUTCHES THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! CARTER CHOPS KELTON IN THE CHEST AS KELTON STAGGERS BACKWARDS!
Flannery McCoy: Angelo cracks Kelton with a hook and goes for a slap BUT ITS BLOCKED BY JON! KELTON SLAPS CARTER INSTEAD! CARTER SMIRKS AND SLAPS KELTON BACK AS KELTON STAGGERS AS CARTER RUSHES IN AND
Stew-O: KICK TO THE GUT! SWIFT KICK TO THE GUT BY KELTON AS HE HOOKS THE ARMS!
Jake Mercer: THE ANTI LIFE EQUATION! THE FUTURE SHOCK DDT JUST CONNECTS SO DAMN QUICKLY AND ANGELO CARTER IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: MY GOD KELTON DID NOT COME TO PLAY AT ALL!
Stew-O: CARTER IS ON HIS FACE WITH HIS ARMS BY HIS SIDE AS KELTON SNARLS, ROLLS HIM ON HIS BACK, AND DOESN’T EVEN HOOK THE LEG!
Flannery McCoy: COVER!!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL NEW BREED CHAMPION…JON KELTTTTONNN!!!!
Stew-O: STUNNED! SHOCKED! BUT SATISFIED AS JON KELTON EASILY DEFENDS HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST ANGELO CARTER!
(Kelton stands triumphantly with a “I TOLD YOU SO” look on his face as the referee raises his hand high. Kelton is handed his belt as Angelo rolls out of the ring, shocked at how quickly he was dispatched.)
Flannery McCoy: Revenge is a dish best served cold and Angelo just got served a frozen plate of it right here tonight.
Jake Mercer: The United Center hasn’t been this loud since MJ came through!
(Kelton takes his Championship and raises it into the air while the crowd is more shocked than anything else to see what unfolded in such a short time. Kelton then smirks before turning around and making her way backstage while Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to commercial from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Pride Month in October where Ronan Malosi is seen strutting in trying to interrupt the commercial but is quickly booted out before he can say anything.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show Stephie Love standing in the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(As the camera fades to the stage, ‘Flying On My Own (Dave Aude Remix)’ by Celine Dion blasts through the speakers, while the crowd responds with heavy cheers. They are met with Kristen Myers, who walks out onto the rampway. She would greet the fans, overly static tonight as would roll into the ring, and quickly go to her corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST..FROM AURORA, COLORADO… WEIGHING IN AT 95 POUNDS.. ”THE AERIAL ARCHITECT”… KRISTEN… MYERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well the last time we saw Kristen Myers she went against Cloud Stryfe where she ultimately came up short.
Stew-O: Her 2022 hasn’t been the hottest but she still has more than enough time to rebound before it’s too late. Let’s just see if this week is the week that she’s able to turn it around!
Jake Mercer: You know, for someone who shares the same last name as a horror movie killer, you’d expect her to be more intimidating. But Kristen looks like someone I can fit in my pocket! Literally, because I know I have big pockets 😌.
(As ‘Flying On My Own’ would fade out in the distance, suddenly ‘Walk’ by Avenged Sevenfold would begin to play throughout the arena. Boos begin to be heard throughout the arena along with a little bit of cheers, while Bryant Coffey would be seen walking out. He’s practically oozing confidence and swagger as he simply walks down to the ring, keeping his eyes on Kristen and not acknowledging his surroundings. He would head over to Kristen, offering a fist bump in which she accepts, before backing up into his corner.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS… ”BLOODHOUND”… BRYANT… COFFEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well coming off of a win last week on Voltage against Leon Dieter, I’m sure Bryant is more than excited to get a taste of what’s going on here on Dynasty, his home brand.
Jake Mercer: You know, I don’t know about you but I think he needs a little more pizazz, how about… SEND BRYANT! Nah…
Flannery McCoy: Bryant has a lot to prove here tonight and he’s willing to step up to the plate and do whatever it takes to get there. Kristen is one hell of an opponent but I’m sure Bryant is more than ready to get a win here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! Bryant Coffey, a newcomer here in EAW going up against someone who is looking to get a win here, Kristen Myers! And they lock up! Bryant takes the early advantage however, pushing Kristen towards the rope, forcing her to rebound as she lands right into a shoulder tackle! Kristen however gets right back to her feet, this time Bryant takes a chance, rebounding off the ropes- AND HE CATCHES KRISTEN WITH AN ARM DRAG- BUT KRISTEN JUST KIPS UP AND CATCHES BRYANT INTO AN ARM DRAG OF HER OWN! Bryant gets back up to his feet, cracking his neck as they pace around the ring! Kristen however goes right back at Bryant, but he catches her with a side headlock, dropping her right down, as he wrenches the headlock in! Coffey doesn’t let go of Myers here, as he drags her back up to her feet, connecting with a northern lights suplex! Kristen has been caught off guard in the start of this, as Coffey continues the onslaught! Throwing lefts and rights right at the face of Myers, making sure to connect with each and single shot! Bryant is having a great time against Kristen right now!
Flannery McCoy: What a hot start here, as Bryant now drags Kristen back up to her feet, and goes for a Spinebuster..BUT IT CAN”T CONNECT! Kristen gets out of it and pushes Coffey right into the corner, now trying to slow him down with straights to the side, but Coffey ain’t affected by it- A SLAP TO THE FACE! A SLAP TO THE FACE BY KRISTEN, AS SHE NOW DRAGS COFFEY DOWN, AND WRENCHES ON THE ARM OF BRYANT COFFEY! Kristen is trying to make sure that Bryant stays down right now, as she drags Coffey back up to his feet, rebounds off the ropes- HITTING COFFEY WITH A STANDING BACKFLIP HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! Kristen now drops a knee right into the skull of Coffey, rolling him over, and putting the arm over! The first cover of the Match!
ONE!
TWO!
Jake Mercer: COFFEY KICKS OUT OF IT! Kristen really thought that was going to end the Match! :mjlol: but props to her, as she continues to attack that right arm of Bryant Coffey! Kristen drags Coffey back up to his feet, AND LOOKS TO SLAP HIM AGAIN- BUT COFFEY GRABS THE ARM OF KRISTEN, AND PULLS HER UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDERS! Kristen falls down, and Coffey rebounds off the ropes, catching her with a dropkick to the back of the head! Coffey ain’t giving Kristen Myers any more breathing room right now, as HE continues the onslaught once again, picking her up to her feet, and catches her with a Japanese Arm Drag! And now COFFEY STOMPS ONTO THE ARM OF KRISTEN! AN ARM FOR AN ARM! AS HE NOW EXTENDS THE ARM, AND STRAIGHT UP SOCCER KICKS IT!
Stew-O: Coffey is looking to get his second win here, and he will do anything possible, as he continues to attack the arm of Kristen Myers, just like she was doing to him! Kristen slowly gets up to her feet, BUT IMMEDIATELY GETS CAUGHT WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Bryant keeps up on Kristen right now, making sure she doesn’t get any more offense as he knees her right in the gut! Kristen hasn’t been allowed any more breathing room since that little spark she had near the beginning of the Match — now it has been all Coffey once again, and it will continue to be Coffey, as he picks Kristen back up, AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPINEBUSTER THIS TIME! He couldn’t get the Spinebuster the first time, but the second time was a charm, connecting as Kristen rolls around in pain! Bryant now begins to mount Kristen, throwing those MMA Punches! Kristen is trying hard to defend herself, but she hasn’t been able to, as she continues to get those punches right to the face- but she’s able to push Coffey off, getting back up to her feet and running off the ropes- CATCHING COFFEY WITH A DROPKICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! COFFEY IS ALREADY GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AS KRISTEN GOES BACK AFTER HIM- ONLY TO BE CAUGHT WITH A JUDO THROW! COFFEY MOUNTS KRISTEN AGAIN, AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO THOSE MMA PUNCHES! But he isn’t done, dragging Kristen right back up to her feet, CONNECTING WITH THE PELE KICK! BRYANT ROLLS KRISTEN OVER TO HER BACK, AND HOOKS THE LEG! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Flannery McCoy: But Kristen with the kickout! :notbad: Myers is still willing to give it her all here, as Coffey doesn’t seem what it must take to put her down! But nonetheless, Bryant picks Kristen back up to her feet, and goes for another Belly to Belly- BUT LOOK, KRISTEN ROLLS COFFEY UP- BUT IMMEDIATELY LETS GO OF HIM, AS THEY BOTH GET UP TO THEIR FEET- BUT KRISTEN REBOUNDS THE ROPES, AND JUMPS AT COFFEY, FLOATING AROUND HIM IN A HEADSCISSORS, QUICKLY TRANSITIONING AND SHE HITS THE SATELLITE DDT! KRISTEN JUST HIT THE SATELLITE DDT, AND COFFEY IS OUT OF IT! KRISTEN JUMPS INTO THE COVER, AND THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE——
Stew-O: COFFEY JUST BARELY KICKS OUT! COFFEY JUST BARELY KICKS OUT, AND KRISTEN IS IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW! These two stars are giving it their all right now, and any one of them can win! But Kristen looks to capitalize on the prone body of Coffey, picking him back up, and going for something big- but Coffey doesn’t allow it! Catching Kristen and wrenching in a tight sleeper hold! Bryant has that in tight, and it seems that Kristen Myers might be fading away right now- THIS COULD BE IT- but Bryant just let go of her, he doesn’t want to win that way! He doesn’t want to win by making Kristen pass out, it seems he wants to keep her down for the pin, or even simply making her tap! Whatever it is, Bryant is keeping the pacing in his favor, dragging Kristen right back up to her knees, AND HITTING THE BUZZSAW KICK- BUT KRISTEN DUCKS IT, AND ROLLS BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND JUST JUMPS RIGHT AT COFFEY, LANDING STRIKES AFTER STRIKES! SHE IS MAKING SURE THAT SHE WEARS DOWN COFFEY AS MUCH AS SHE CAN!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S WORKING, AS YOU CAN SEE BRYANT TRYING TO PROTECT HIMSELF AS MUCH AS HE CAN! Kristen is stomping, and throwing jabs right at the face of Coffey, and it’s working in wearing him down, as she is getting the edge! She is getting the edge on Coffey as she drags him back up to his feet- BUT COFFEY SLAPS THE HELL OUT OF KRISTEN, PAYBACK FROM EARLIER IN THIS MATCH! KRISTEN FALLS TO HER KNEES- BUZZSAW KICK! THE BUZZSAW KICKS THIS TIME, AS KRISTEN JUST CRUMBLES, AND BRYANT FALLS INTO THE PIN! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE—
Stew-O: KRISTEN IS STILL IN IT! Bryant seems to be caught off guard with this kick out, nonetheless, he still seems to have Kristen right where he wants her, dragging her back up to her feet, and hitting a hammerlock DDT! Kristen seems to be out of it, but Bryant ain’t done just yet, going right back to those mounted MMA Punches, knowing damn well she can’t defend herself now! Kristen is just out of it right now, making sure that she can’t defend herself anymore-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! LOOK! BRYANT TOOK ONE MOMENT TAUNTING TO THE FANS, AND KRISTEN PUSHES COFFEY OFF HER! SHE GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND ROLLS COFFEY UP!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-
Jake Mercer: NO IT’S NOT IT! BUT KRISTEN IS CONTINUING TO TRY AND KEEP COFFEY AT BAY, AS SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND RIGHT AT COFFEY—
Stew-O: RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE! THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE BY COFFEY CONNECTS, AS KRISTEN FLIPS INSIDE OUT! COFFEY PINS KRISTEN NOW, THIS HAS TO BE IT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(As ‘Walk’ begins to play throughout the arena, Bryant would roll off the body of Kristen, satisfied with the win he achieved in tonight’s match. He then stands up as his arm is raised in victory by the referee.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ”BLOODHOUND”… BRYANT… COFFEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A WIN HERE TONIGHT FOR BRYANT COFFEY!
Flannery McCoy: Bryant out here picking up more momentum as his career continues to grow here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and that win against Kristen Myers can be beneficial for him later on!
Jake Mercer: NO IT CAN’T-
Stew-O: Please be quiet.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
(Bryant would roll out of the ring, and back up the ramp, as the camera fades to black and Friday Night Dynasty would then transition to show a shot of the United Center, more specifically the backstage area. The camera focuses on a designated area for backstage interviews where Dynasty’s Head Backstage Interviewer Michael Belfort is seen with a microphone in his hand standing in front of an EAW-branded backdrop. He takes a moment to let the crowd quiet down before he begins to speak from there.)
Michael Belfort: What a show that we’ve had in store for all of you tonight, and the night isn’t even close to being done! Ladies and gentlemen please welcome… Sierra.
(The crowd pops into a mix of cheers and boos upon hearing the name of the woman walking into the scene to join Michael backstage, Sierra. The camera focuses on her as she bears a serious expression on her face while she’s fitted into a casual attire, taking into consideration that she is not slated to compete tonight. It isn’t long after that Michael continues to speak from there.)
Michael Belfort: Sierra, thank you for joining us tonight. We know it’s been a bit since you’ve been on Dynasty, seeing as though you have been occupied with the Empress of Elite tournament elsewhere. But now that you’re back home, do you have any particular thoughts?
Sierra: Yeah, it has been a bit hasn’t it? Wouldn’t be a stretch to say that I’m relieved to be back in some capacity. But I have had my hands full for the start of 2022, and a part of me believed that it would lead to something. I know right, for the ‘girl that doesn’t care about the result’, that’s just telling. But I had gotten that far regardless, that far for what? I’ve had a lot of setbacks for the world to see and I’d be stupid to say it didn’t take its toll, but it’s still early in 2022. Now more than ever is the opportunity to come in with a blank canvas and a fresh mindset, because there is still time for me to become everything I’m destined to be and turn things around.
Michael Belfort: I’m sure everyone on this brand is looking to start off with a bang when it comes to the new year, and it seems that you are absolutely no exception to the rule. But what are your plans to get there?
Sierra: Is Championship gold a reach of a plan? If not, then that’s what I have in mind, and I will make sure that nobody will get in my way. If there’s one thing I’ve noticed these past few weeks, it’s that Dynasty has changed a lot in the short time that I was away, there’s a lot of shiny new toys that have joined us on this brand that a lot of people are taking a liking to. All of them are looking to prove something, and they’d have no problem doing it at my expense. But make no mistake about it, I firmly believe that I am still the marquee female on this roster and the one to watch no matter how many flashes in a pan come through the door. I’m frankly just thrilled to face them, and see how they hold up against someone who isn’t going to pull her punches and give them any sort of pity-
(Sierra’s sentence is cut off while she looks off to the distance and sees something. Slowly but surely, a mischievous smirk begins to grow on her face while Michael looks confused.)
Michael Belfort: Sierra? Everything okay?
Sierra: Speaking of shiny new toy flashes in a pan…
(Sierra begins to make her way out of the scene while the camera follows her, showing her walking through the backstage area towards a specific person. The crowd pops in excitement upon seeing EAW newcomer Caroline over on the side of the frame, stretching out her limbs and getting ready for her match later in the night against Arel Beckham. She doesn’t mean to pry into the interview whatsoever, she’s just minding her own business, but that isn’t the case for Sierra. From a distance, Sierra calls for her.)
Sierra: You! Get over here!
(Caroline perks up and skips over to Sierra looking giddy. Sierra has a “warm” smile on her face as it it’s breb made apparent that Caroline is unaware that she’s about to be scolded.)
Caroline: Hiya 😊! I don’t think we’ve met before have we?! I’m Caroline! Nice to meet you!
(Sierra hurls in her mouth, she doesn’t like to be reminded of who she used to be.)
Sierra: Yeah, yeah… look, Caroline, mind being a doll while I let you in on something?
Caroline: Yeah, sure :wow:! What’s up???
Sierra: I just wanted to tell you… stay out of my way here on Dynasty. I get that you’re new and all and you’re still trying to learn the ropes and figure out how shit works around here, but if there’s one essential thing that you need to know, it’s that you don’t get too comfortable with your new found spotlight. Because if there’s one thing that can happen, it can change in an instant. Then it’ll only be a matter of time before ‘Sweet’ Caroline here, turns into old news with the snap of a finger.
(Caroline looks a bit shocked, she expected to have a kewt conversation with one of her roster members, mostly because of the pink hair. But it appears that wasn’t going to be the case.)
Caroline: Sounds like you know that from experience 😄. Sorry your career hasn’t reallyyyy panned out in the way that you’ve wanted, but please don’t take it out on me! I’m just here to live out my dreams!
(Sierra sighs before rubbing her temple, her positivity along with the shots sprinkled in there towards her just pisses her off.)
Sierra: Then make sure to stay out of my way… or those dreams will turn into nightmares.
(Sierra then turns out and makes her leave from there, with Caroline looking off in the distance before just shrugging her shoulders and rolling it right off, continuing to get ready for the match that she has later in the night. It isn’t long after that Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to the ring where Stephie Love is seen with a smile on her face ready to announce the next match at hand!)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘The Joker and the Thief’ by Wolfmother plays through the United Center in Chicago, Illinois as Aiden Pearce makes his way out to the ring. He’s not really in the mood as last week he came up short against a fellow debuter in the form of Caroline. Aiden quickly walks up to the ring, not caring about how the crowd feels about him. Aiden walks around before making his way towards his corner, getting ready for the match.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST!!!.. FROM ESSEX, ENGLAND!! WEIGHING IN 198 POUNDS!!!… THE JUGGERNAUTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!.. AIDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! PIERCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Aiden doesn’t seem to be very pleased tonight, having taken that loss last week it seems to have really ticked him off. But if anything, it looks like it lit a fire in him and he’s ready for this week as a form of redemption.
Jake Mercer: Nah, he deserves to be judged like a loser. Why would we have to WORRY about a bozo who lost against a CHEERLEADER last week? No offense to them, I got bullied by a few of them back in High School, but really???
Flannery McCoy: I mean some people might still see potential for someone like Aiden. Like me, I see that he has talent and last week, despite losing, he fought valiantly. He is here tonight to prove that once again he has what it takes and this time, come out with a win in the process.
Jake Mercer: C’mon, like I said, he doesn’t deserve a second chance. Even though the match was pretty good I’ll give you that.
Stew-O: Like all of your wrestling articles, same.
Jake Mercer: Nah wdym? Those are my best work-
Stew-O: And the worst to all of us :wow:.
Jake Mercer: Man shut the hell up damn.
(Aiden takes his entrance’s coat out and tosses it away next to the ring. He warms up his hands and waits for his opponent to come out. ‘Genjou Destruction’ by WPYWIR replaces ‘The Joker and the Thief’ as Rokuro Nakano makes his way out to the ring. Nakano tonight seems to be happy that he finally made his debut in front of the EAW Universe. Nakano enters the ring as he walks around before raising his hand in the air at the center of the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, FROM KYOTO JAPAN, WEIGHING IN 242 POUNDS!! HE’S THE GREEN TECHNICAL MACHINE!!!! ROKUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NAKANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Another fresh start arriving in EAW headed right to the Dynasty brand! Glad to see people continuing to sign pen to paper which is a benefit to this company as a whole, a whole lot of potential to go around for these newcomers.
Jake Mercer: Ok look, this guy got potential, I can see it. He looks like he could do seven stars in the Tokyo Dome, Aiden? Aiden’s got nothing. That’s how a professional’s eyes work.
Flannery McCoy: And you are one of them?
Jake Mercer: Of course! Pretty much!
Stew-O: :comeagain:
(‘Genjou Destruction’ fades out as he takes his entrance coat off and tosses it away nonchalantly. Rokuro then begins to warm up while the referee checks on the two of them before signaling for the bell from there.)
(DING DING DING!!!!!)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is underway and here we go. It seems like Aiden doesn’t want to waste any time at all! Aiden rushes up to his opponent attempting to attack but Rokuro dodges out of his way from the corner, going behind him and looking to drop Aiden down with a German Suplex! Rokuro knew what was coming right out of the gate!
Flannery McCoy: Not yet! Aiden uses his left leg to stop his opponent just in time, before getting out of it instantly. Aiden grabs around and looks to nail him instead with Tiger Suplex’ 84!!! This could be a dangerous way to kick this off for Rokuro :lupe:!
Jake Mercer: This man? Nah, look at that. Rokuro powers out of Aiden’s control by flicking both of his arms to the front, before turning back around and striking his chest with a stunning Knife Edge Chop! Damn that sounds pretty painful.
Stew-O: A quick, easy, and efficient move to light up your opponent as Rokuro proceeds to grab his wrist, tossing him to the ropes behind him! Looking to get him back down to the mat with a Spinning Heel Kick!
Flannery McCoy: But not yet! Aiden pauses himself by holding the ropes before rebounding and barely saving himself, leaving Rokuro nothing but air to connect with as he loses his balance and drops to a seated position! Aiden runs up and attempts a Free Kick to the face of Rokuro! And it connects! Soccer Kick right to the head! Seems like Rokuro is out like a light already! Aiden looks to win this contest early with a pinfall after that vicious kick!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Not yet! You ain’t going to beat him that easy! Rokuro kicks out! He kicks out! We got more to go in this match, ladies and gentlemen! But look! Aiden doesn’t want to waste any time! He proceeds to pick his opponent back up to his feet, turning him around and about to land him down onto his neck with Michinoku Driver!
Stew-O: But Rokuro seems to have other plans right now! He escapes behind Aiden’s back, grabbing his left shoulder, before running up and planting Aiden’s face down to the canvas with a quick One-Handed Bulldog! That had to be one hell of a landing for Aiden!
Flannery McCoy: Rokuro tonight is on fire. He hypes up the crowd as it’s clear that he’s excited and ready to go right now. Rokuro claps his hands together while he begins to make his way towards a corner, leaning his back against it and looks to hit a running move from his arsenal!
Jake Mercer: Rokuro came up but it didn’t end well! Aiden manages to get up and catch him mid-run with a Roundhouse Kick right across his face! Rokuro is stunned! But he still has some fight left in him, Rokuro falls backward to the rope and comes back with a Spin Kick!
Stew-O: But nope! Aiden saw that coming. He ducks under, grabs Rokuro from behind as he lifts his opponent up into the air, before landing him with a sharp Sleeper Suplex!
Flanenry McCoy: Rokuro’s neck lands down on the canvas by that ring-shattering Sleeper Suplex, but look at that! Wow, seems like that move did nothing to him! Rokuro yells out of pure adrenaline while he pops back up to his feet, taking a sprint to the ropes and back before attacking him from behind with a Spinning Heel Kick!!!!!!!! Aiden didn’t see that coming! He’s down on the canvas!
Jake Mercer: Rokuro crawls over to a corner with the last fiber of his being. He begins to climb up to the top rope while Aiden tries to get himself back up his feet. But right now, it looks to be too late for him! Rokuro flies himself off the top rope and attacks his opponent with a Corkscrew Flying Lariat!!! He’s down! Rokuro proceeds to go for a pin on his opponent!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Aiden gets his shoulder up in time! This match continues! Seems like Rokuro needs to find more spirit and power within him to beat his opponent tonight! Rokuro shakes his head and gets back up his feet slowly, grabbing Aiden up before Aiden can even get his bearings and get a grasp of where he even is. Aiden’s body is lifted by Rokuro, before setting him into a Fisherman Buster position!
Jake Mercer: Too late! Aiden gets himself out of that, gets around him instantly and locks his opponent up with a Cross Armbreaker counter! Rokuro is in danger!
Flanenry McCoy: He might be in danger but look! He doesn’t give up on this contest just yet! Rokuro tries to get himself to the bottom rope that is close to him, but Aiden puts more force into the submission move, it seems like he had no choice but to tap out of this!
Aiden Pearce: (Off-Mic) GIVE UP! TAP THE FUCK OUT!
Jake Mercer: You think so? Nope, I don’t! Look at that strength! Rokuro lifts his opponent up in the air! Rokuro pops his opponent up and NAILS HIM IN MID AIR WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO HIS FACE!!! AIDEN’S OUT!!!!
Stew-O: And Rokoru is not done yet! He picks his opponent back on his feet after that epic spot! He grabs his opponent one last time, and NAILS HIM WITH ANOTHER ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Now this is it! Rokuro sets him up once again and…. NAKANO EXPLOSION ‘22!!!! THAT’S IT, HE HITS IT!! HE GOES FOR A PIN, THIS IS HIS CHANCE!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING!!!!!!!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ROKURO NAAAAKAAANNOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: That’s right! See? Aiden sucks! No more chances! I win! Plus! Caroline better! Plus, this man Rokuro is a brand new legend! Aiden can go back to the Developmental Center and train with Abel Atami! We got a better man here tonight!
Stew-O: Well, I don’t really like what you said but he definitely did come up short tonight and that’s not something that’s very admirable especially for him and especially after what happened the week before on Dynasty.
Flanenry McCoy: Well regardless, let’s not take away from the winner of the night here, in the form of Rokuro Narako. He made one hell of a statement and I don’t think he wants to be overlooked whatsoever. It’s only the beginning for him, and the only thing he can wish him right now is a warm welcome and good luck!
(‘Genjou Destruction’ plays while Rokuro sits down at the center of the ring in exhaustion and raises his hand up in the air, celebrating his victory here tonight against Aiden Pearce while Friday Night Dynasty fades to the backstage area, where Bryant Coffey is seen following his match against Kristen Myers, which ended with him capturing his second victory in a row in EAW. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction, and Bryant has a pretty confident look on his face, despite also looking about as stoic as he usually does. Bryant is walking through the backstage area, but he’s quickly stopped by someone. Bryant stops right in his tracks before looking over at them, and as the camera pans to the side the crowd immediately begins cheering loudly, as it turns out to be Cloud Stryfe.)
Cloud Stryfe: I caught your match against Kristen, just wanted to congratulate you on your hot start. 2-0 is truly impressive for someone just entering the industry. You’ve had an easy time adjusting to this company so far, and as it turns out, everyone that’s been put in front of you was shortly put down by you.
(Bryant looks slightly surprised by Cloud interrupting him, but he allows him to continue speaking, clearly a bit interested in what he’s talking about.)
Cloud Stryfe: Seriously, one of the most difficult parts of entering a company like this is getting used to having the spotlight on you and facing Elitist after Elitist knowing that you have to make a good first impression, and so far you’ve done exactly that. You’ve made an amazing first impression, you’ve won your first two matches, and so far everything’s gone your way.
Bryant Coffey: Thanks… But why are you telling me all of this?
(A smirk grows on Cloud’s face.)
Cloud Stryfe: Well, the two of our careers have already been very different. You’ve gone 2-0, while I’ve gone 1-2. I can’t relate to the feelings you must have in regards to this place. I don’t know what it’s like making an incredible first impression, because admittedly, mine was anything but. I’m not the type of Elitist to doubt my own talents, but I can admit that not everything has gone my way. Sometimes I may have bitten off more than I could chew, and ultimately I’ve been bested at times. That’s not how anyone wants to start off their EAW career, but I can’t be too disappointed, because when you compare the talent the two of us have faced, and the competition we’ve had to deal with to start our EAW careers, the difference is clear.
Bryant Coffey: Really?
Cloud Stryfe: Really. See I love to wrestle. Competition is the type of thing that fuels me, so trust me I was pleased with the type of Elitists I was paired up with from the very start. My first ever opponent in this company was the Interwire Champion Andre Walker. The same man that’s already made it this far in the King of Elite tournament, and holds the record for longest reigning New Breed Championship reign. There was no doubt that the match wouldn’t be easy, and in the end I didn’t put Andre away, but I did get what I wanted. I got a fight. I got the chance to compete against the very best, and that was just the beginning. Just recently I went up against the New Breed Champion Jon Kelton, and while he’s the New Breed Champion, he’s no stranger to EAW, and he proved that. I haven’t had it easy here, and that’s not a problem for me. I’m glad that things haven’t been so simple, but I just hope you understand that my career and yours have followed two different paths, and those paths are there because the Elitists I’ve faced are some of the best there is.
(Bryant just looks at Cloud, and at this point Bryant looks slightly confused, realizing that there’s more to this.)
Bryant Coffey: Alright, so you’ve faced some talented competitors, and you lost to them. Why should I care? I didn’t ask for any of these opponents, they just happened to be put in front of me, so I did my job. I show up, I take out whoever’s in front of me, and I leave. That’s what I’m here for, not to compare careers. Your losses and your opponents have nothing to do with me.
Cloud Stryfe: You’re right. None of my prior opponents have anything to do with me, but I hoped you’d realize where I was going with this. I’ll be the first to admit that you have some potential, and it shows by your ability to defeat the competition that’s already been put in front of you, but there are far greater challenges out there, and I’ve already been forced to understand that in a way that we both know you haven’t yet. I’m here because I want to show you what it’s like being put in front of someone far exceeding the level of competition you’ve already gone up against. After all, you’re still adjusting to this place, and there’s no better way to do that than by getting the best competition possible from the very start. You’ve had it far easier than I have up until now, and now I want to see if any of the experience you’ve gained so far has actually been useful. I want the opportunity to help you face some real competition for the first time in your career, and I want that opportunity with a match next week.
Bryant Coffey: Well I’m not the type of person to run away from a fight, I just hope you know what you’re getting yourself into. Don’t let my “level of competition” fool you, nothing will change if the two of us cross paths.
Cloud Stryfe: If that’s true, I’ll just have to learn that the hard way. Either way, I’m interested in seeing how you fare against someone that actually knows what they’re doing here.
(Cloud puts out his hand, and Bryant looks down at his hand before looking back at Cloud.)
Bryant Coffey: I accept your challenge.
(Bryant shakes Cloud’s hand, and while Bryant’s face expression doesn’t change, a smile appears on Cloud’s face, glad that Bryant chose to accept.)
Cloud Stryfe: Great. I’ll be seeing you next week then.
(Cloud Stryfe begins to walk away, leaving Bryant Coffey to watch for a second, thinking about the match he now has coming next week, and about everything Cloud Stryfe has said about being a level of competition Bryant hasn’t faced yet. He doesn’t think about it for too long though, instead proceeding to walk the direction he was originally going, leaving the area as the camera begins to fade away from backstage. Friday Night Dynasty begins to come back to show a panaround shot of the United Center, with the crowd audibly buzzing in anticipation for an already exciting episode still underway. The camera then cuts away from the stands of the arena towards the stage, as ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena which is followed by absolutely deafening cheers. The crowd is on their feet and hyped more than ever before for Andrea Valentine, who is seen beginning to make her way out from the backstage area towards the stage. She bears a smile on her face with her hands pointed out towards the EAW Universe while she finds herself at the center of the stage. She keeps her arms in the air before taking a moment to scan around, beginning to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well I’m sure we can cut to the chase with what happened last week, where Andrea found herself in a tough predicament. Being forced to team with Ms. Extreme in the main event going up against The Visual Prophet & Terry Chambers, especially taking into consideration what happened with her and the Universal Women’s Champion the week before on Voltage. It was inevitable that in the end it led to the self-destruction of the match in its entirety and sparked a hell of a brawl to end the show, so you can only assume that Andrea has something to say about that tonight.
Flannery McCoy: The feud between the two Universal Women’s Championship contestants at King of Elite has grown much more aggressive throughout these past few weeks. With both of them certainly pushing the buttons of the other on more than one occasion, it’s only a matter of time before their grudge in its entirety reaches its boiling point heading into King of Elite. Could this be that week with whatever Andrea has in mind? Well, there’s really only one way to find out isn’t there?
Jake Mercer: “tHeRe’S rEaLlY oNlY oNe WaY tO fInD oUt!” Shut the fuck up Flan damn.
Flannery McCoy: Excuse you? 🤨
Jake Mercer: Sorry sorry my bad, I was trying something new.
(Andrea then makes her way around the ring after passing the bottom of the ramp before heading up onto the steel steps and stepping onto the ring apron. She then takes a moment to look out to the crowd and let the cheers towards her sink in before entering into the ring and once again pointing out to the absolutely electric crowd in attendance here tonight. She then walks over and takes a microphone from the Timekeeper’s area, before making her way towards the center of the ring. ‘Roll With Me’ then begins to come to a close from there before Andrea brings her microphone up to her mouth and speaks into it while the crowd begins to quiet down to a buzz.)
Andrea Valentine: Well, I guess after what happened on Dynasty last week, we can put the ‘Can They Coexist???’ questions to rest 😌. Because it’s safe to say that the answer to that is ‘no’. Which is something that I really shouldn’t have had to say especially considering what Camille and I have been through throughout our careers. Because between Camille and I, something like what happened last week wasn’t always the case. Back then, when both of us were on the Voltage brand, it was plainly obvious that we could coexist perfectly fine, especially as a tag team. But evidently, time has begun to take its toll, and if you want my two cents, the success has clearly begun to get to Camille’s head. Just like any other week where StarrStan decides to capitalize mischievously on the heat 🙄, I was ready and willing to put the nonsense from the week before aside for the night in order to do what really mattered in my head, and that was to get a victory. Because unlike my opponent at King of Elite, I know how to shift my focus when it’s time to do so and adapt to any situation that I find myself in. But unfortunately for myself and my team that night, the circumstances were too convoluted for things to have gone as planned when it came down to the wire. Because Camille had decided to do what she thought was best for the entire situation and blindside me before we could get the victory, and to that I say more power to her I guess 🤷♀️. But while that might’ve been the case for Dynasty, when it comes to their actual match at King of Elite, there will be no opportunity to get in a cheap shot and there will not be any Viz, Terry, Myles, or Drake there to distract me from making Camille eat her words. Which brings me to those said words 🙃…
Andrea Valentine: Saying all this I remember back to the Voltage a few weeks back where Camille took the time to brag about all the stuff that she’s been able to accomplish while I’ve seemingly floundered in her eyes. While that may have been the case in her head, the reality of it is Camille only finds the success that she’s had during this groundbreaking Universal Women’s Championship reign simply because I let her be as successful 🤷♀️. I never stepped on her toes when I could’ve, never challenged her when I should’ve, and I never entered the Womens Championship picture. I spent the second half of 2021 getting my feet wet after returning from my absence and Camille used what was a blatant void in the women’s division to finally be able to win the big one that she was never able to accomplish against actual competition such as myself. It’s been made even more evident with her entire reign, where she’s been babied by only defending against up-and-comers who aren’t complete products yet such as people like Ximena Velasqeuz and Hikari Kanno along with the entirety of the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Which leaves absolutely no denial that I am Camille’s first opponent who actually has extensive experience and a successful resume here in EAW.
Andrea Valentine: I’d also like to point out how Camille likes to flaunt her success and rub it into people’s faces like they’re less fortunate than her. But at the same time, she likes to complain about how she was never a management favorite and was tossed aside for others, which was never the case because not only is she a part of one of the most prestigious family names in EAW, she has gotten opportunity after opportunity to succeed 😔. It wasn’t anybody’s fault but her own that she was never able to rise to the occasion when it mattered until 2021 when her biggest competition, Raven and I, were occupied with each other, Kassidy had a whole other World Championship to concern herself with, and Minerva was tending to New Eden business which she prioritized over anything else. But hey, Camille should be used to being a last resort seeing as how she’s so unfortunately suffered from middle child syndrome all throughout her life 😕.
Andrea Valentine: The Universal Women’s Championship is the one Championship that I’ve always wanted and it’s a Championship that’s going to look great on me when I win it. Then after I do, I’ll give Camille yet another false narrative to run with and cry about, and then I’m gonna turn right back around and break that cute little record she just set! If this is what you wanted Camille? Then you better get ready to prove that you can handle it.
(Andrea drops her microphone down to the ground while ‘Roll With Me’ begins to blast through the speakers once again. She had a much colder expression on her face after having spoken but breaks her gaze with the camera by looking out to the crowd and nodding her head with a smile.)
Stew-O: Well it’s safe to say after this there is no love loss between the two competitors in this Universal Women’s Championship match. Andrea came in and reasserted her stance with force as I’m sure Ms. Extreme is watching this with the utmost interest and I bet she just can’t wait to respond as soon as she can.
Flannery McCoy: This war of words that continues to get thrown around only makes me more excited to see what this leads to come to the King of Elite Free-Per-View. The tension is beginning to reach its max and I bet that it’s only going to grow as the weeks go on. Andrea might’ve fired the shot, but what happens next?
(Andrea makes her way out of the ring before making her way up the ramp and towards the backstage area as it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to commercial break from there.)
(A commercial is shown for the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie starring Limmy Monaghan.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond hits to cheers from the crowd as Caroline comes to the ring looking happy and dancing as she does a cheerleading routine on her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Paducah, Kentucky… weighing in at 109 pounds… she is “Sweet” CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last time we saw Caroline in the ring she came out with a victory in her debut against Aiden Pearce. She has to be sky high right now and excited for her next match!
Stew-O: Well let’s not forget what happened backstage earlier in the night where Sierra confronted her and warned her as a sign of dominance to stay out of her way. While Caroline doesn’t seem to pay much mind to it, it seems like we haven’t seen the end of it just yet. But nonetheless, I can’t wait to see what happens in this match!
Jake Mercer: Handssssssssss, touchinggg handssssssssss!!!! Reachinngggggg outtttt, touchinnnggg meeeee, toouucchiinggg yooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Kill The Noise’ by Papa Roach hits to boos from the crowd as Arel Beckham comes out to the ring looking mysterious and the crowd is unsure what he is going to do next.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Santa Monica, Los Angeles… weighing in at 195 pounds… he is “Egnimatic” ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREL BECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Eeew this guy is such a creep. I heard him calling himself a messiah backstage. Is he trying to recruit people into some kind of deranged cult?!?!
Jake Mercer: Well I would join for sure. But that is beside the point. He is here to remove people like Caroline from wrestling because they don’t deserve to be here. I am all for it as a student of the history of wrestling. It is sad how far we have fallen from the good old days.
Stew-O: Arel is definitely an intimidating presence but Sweet Caroline is not one to back down! Let’s get this match started!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: This match has begun as Caroline goes for a swift Spin Kick to the face of Arel Beckham! But Beckham swiftly dodges nearly taken down right away from that surprise bell opening maneuver! Arel tells Caroline not today as they begin to circle around each other in the early going of this match. Caroline and Arel are going to go at it as Arel looks annoyed by Caroline’s extreme positivity but the crowd is all for it! They go to lock up in the rin-
Stew-O: BUT AREL GOES FOR A CHEAP SHOT AND SENDS A SHARP ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CAROLINE AS A SIGN OF DISRESPECT! HE CATCHES HER HARD RIGHT IN THE JAW NEARLY KNOCKING HER ENTIRE JAW OUT OF HER FACE!!! Caroline stumbles backward and rolls out of the ring more in shock than anything else as the crowd boos. But Arel runs off the ropes and Baseball Slides into her, sending her sprawling across the floor! Arel rolls to the outside of the ring and slams Caroline back first into the ringside barricade aggressively as he is clearly not going to let up! He’s going at her with all the aggression he’s got as he wants to come out of this match with a victory on Dynasty at all costs. He tosses her back into the ring and kicks her hard in the head for good measure before going for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Quick kick out from Caroline showing that she’s not going to stay down! Arel Beckham is going to have to do a bit more damage to keep her down but I think if anything that cover was as much to wear her out if anything. Beckham is showing he doesn’t mind this match lasting longer than that. Caroline takes another hard blow to the head as Arel smacks the shit out of her while she attempts to get up before then connecting with a Backhand Chop to the back of her neck. Arel grabs the neck of Caroline before beginning to put her into a Sleeper Hold in the middle of the ring, but Caroline manages to smartly and quickly get her foot on the rope, forcing the referee to break the hold.
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEE! FOUR! FIVEEEEEEE!!! BREAK IT UP!!!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd booing louder now as Arel Beckham hesitates before breaking up the Sleeper Hold, taking his time and using up all the time he has before he’s forced to let go. It’s clear that he wouldn’t have broken the hold unless the referee made him, but he also wants to win this match and that means not getting disqualified in the process. Arel pulls Caroline back up, looking to go for some-
Stew-O: CAROLINE MANAGES TO GRAB AREL BEFORE ROLLING HIM UP WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Arel Beckham kicks out just in time, reacting just barely and saving his chances in this match! Sweet Caroline nearly stole it right there! Beckham is right back up but Caroline catches him with a Spinning Heel Kick to the face! Arel drops down to the canvas, while Caroline drops her legs across the back of his neck doing the splits! What an athletic maneuver! The crowd is electric for Caroline here tonight and solidly behind her as she takes control of the match after nearly stealing a victory. Caroline is off and running as she rebounds off the ropes, before running forward and taking Arel down with a Dropkick that collided with both of her long legs right into his back as he tried to get back up and she drops him down once more. Caroline mounts on top of Arel and begins delivering hard forearms to the face as she is hammering away at him while Arel desperately tries to fend all the shots off while he blocks with his forearms. Arel uses his strength to shove her off as both competitors are on their knees, trading blows as neither are able to get back up.
Flannery McCoy: AREL! CAROLINE! AREL! CAROLINE! AREL! CAROLINE! AREL! CAROLINE! CAROLINE! CAROLINE! Caroline has taken control as she yanks Arel Beckham back up before kicking him hard in the gut.. KEWL CONNECTS!!! CAROLINE LAYS OUT AREL WITH THE BACKFLIP DDT!!!! NO! AREL FLIPPED OUT OF IT!!! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Caroline spun out with a hard running lariat from Arel who managed to turn the tides of this match in an instant! Arel yanks Caroline back up and takes her down with a Running Bulldog driving her face first into the mat! Caroline sits back up…. MESSIAH KICK!!! Arel just kicked her head off as Caroline falls to the mat unconscious. Arel going for the pin!!! Could this be it?!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And the kickout by Caroline just in time! Arel Beckham must not have completely knocked her out! She’s still conscious and is most importantly still fighting! Arel pulls Caroline back up, but Caroline suddenly retaliates with a hard barrage of forearms catching him right in the face still showing that she has some energy left in her! But she is too weakened to do any serious damage, and Arel counters with a hard kick to the gut, sending her back off towards the ropes… Arel charges forward trying to capitalize, but is only met with a Spinning Kick of her own right into his gut just in time. Caroline runs back off to the ropes and comes flying back with a Running Crossbody right into the cover on Arel! But Arel immediately tosses her off before the referee can even slide down, refusing to allow himself to be pinned again or even get the better of! Both competitors quickly get back up as Caroline takes Arel down with a Diving Clothesline putting all her force behind it but she goes face first into the mat on the landing and once again both competitors are down on the ground!
Jake Mercer: Both Arel Beckham and Caroline slowly begin to get back up as Caroline uses the ropes to get back up to her feet clearly in pain but still managing to find some power inside of her to keep pushing in this match. Arel charges in… but Caroline moves out of the way and Arel crashes into the corner! Caroline charges back but Arel tosses her up and over the top rope! Caroline lands on the apron! Caroline bashes Arel in the face upon landing though, sending him sprawling into the ring as she goes up to the top rope! Arel turns around….
Flannery McCoy: FLYING TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA FROM SWEET CAROLINE!!! SHE GETS ALL OF IT AND THROWS AREL BECKHAM ACROSS THE RING WITH AUTHORITY!!! BECKHAM BACK UP AS CAROLINE LAUNCHES INTO AN IMPRESSIVE GYMNASTIC COMBINATION LEADING INTO A SPINNING BACK FIST SMASHING INTO AREL!!! SHE GETS ALL OF IT AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!! IT’S GOTTA BE OVER NOW!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! Somehow Arel Beckham kicked out! Sweet Caroline has got to be wondering what it is going to take here tonight to get that victory! She’s going to have to do something even more impressive than that move she used earlier known as the Class of 2020!!! The crowd is rooting for her to keep the pressure on!
Flannery McCoy: Caroline signals to the crowd as she opens her arms wide and stalks around the ring waiting for Arel Beckham to get back up to his feet. She sneaks around behind him and snatches him…
Jake Mercer: SUGAR AND SPICE!!! SHE GETS ALL OF IT DRIVING AREL TO THE MAT!!! CAROLINE WITH THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond hits to a pop from the crowd as Caroline pushes off of Arel Beckham and finds the power within her to get up to a knee in pure exhaustion. She wipes loose strands out of her hair before using the ropes to get up to her feet, while the referee makes their way over and raises her hand high in victory before Caroline continues her celebration.)
Flannery McCoy: Caroline did it! She went through the wringer and had to throw everything that she had towards Arel here tonight, but at the end of the day, she came out on top in her second match here in EAW along with also getting her second win in the process!
Jake Mercer: Dammit, I swear I’ll get my revenge one day on those cheerleaders, but it’s not this week unfortunately :mjcry:. We’ll get ’em next time 18 year old Jake.
Stew-O: Well while Jake cries about getting bullied in school again, we can talk about what happened in this match. It was one hell of a firefight but in the end, Arel’s efforts were not enough and while it was an impressive debut, there’s a lot more work to do from here if he wants to make it big! Nonetheless, congratulations to Caroline on her victory!
(Caroline leaves the ring and makes her way up the ramp and to the backstage area while she high fives members of the crowd, it’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial celebrating the reveal of El Landerson on the EAW 2K22 cover.)
(‘Dolla Sign Slime’ by Lil Nas X, Megan Thee Stallion hits the speakers as the crowd gives Serenity Valdez a mostly negative mixed reception, as sheʼs seen making her way through the stage, before starting to walk down the ramp and make her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TIJUANA, MEXICO… WEIGHING IN AT 126 POUNDS… “LA REINA!!”… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!
James Peters: And here comes Serenity Valdez, whoʼs looking to keep her wave of momentum going right after picking a huge victory over Domino Stone last week!
Flannery McCoy: And letʼs not forget that her opponent tonight is Lisa Wren; someone she beat before in her first few weeks here in order to take her place in the Universal Womenʼs Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber! But, the question remains; will she be able to do it again tonight hence Lisa Wren is undoubtedly looking for a payback?
Jake Mercer: She will always be able to! WE STAN LA REINA :goat:!!!!
(‘On and On (Instrumental)’ by Missy Elliott replaces ‘Dolla Sign Slime’ as the crowd gives Lisa Wren a loud mixed reception, as sheʼs seen making her way out to the ring wasting zero time with a serious look on her face as she does.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 130 POUNDS… “GROWN ASS WOMAN!!”… LISA WREN!!!
Stew-O: At Road to Redemption, Lisa Wren took revenge when she was able to defeat her former partner in Kensi. That was surely because that match meant a lot to her, and Iʼm sure that knowing what happened between her and Serenity before, this match probably means as much.
Flannery McCoy: And that’s what makes this pretty dangerous for Serenity right here, but Iʼm sure that in any fashion, these two will definitely give it their all to win.
Jake Mercer: She still isnʼt beating La Reina. 😤😤😤
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Hereʼs the bell! We are now underway! Both competitors are starting to circle around the ring, but Lisa Wren locks up with Serenity, as Lisa takes her in a headlock position- but Serenity pushes her towards the ropes, as Lisa rebounds, and Serenity Valdez connects with a Step-up Enzuiguri!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity ainʼt done yet, as she gets up Lisa, starting to go to the corner, grabbing Lisa with her, SHE SLAMS LISAʼS HEAD INTO THE CORNER! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: Serenity lets go, as Lisa immediately falls in front of the corner. Serenity starts climbing the top rope, waiting for Lisa to get up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DIVING METEORA! Serenity grabs Lisa in the middle of the ring, as she is looking for the early cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: And Lisa gets the shoulder up- OH MY GOD, LISA IMMEDIATELY ROLLS UP SERENITY, AS SHE CONVERTS IT INTO A FIGURE 4 HEADLOCK!! LISA LOCKS IT IN! SERENITY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! SERENITY IS TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES BUT SHE CANʼT! SERENITY PUNCHES LISA! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! LISA IS TRYING TO STILL HAVE IT IN, WHILE SERENITY IS PUNCHING LISA, FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL!
Flannery McCoy: And Lisa releases the hold, as both competitors get right back up to their feet, as Lisa Irish Whips Serenity to the outside- but Serenity reverses at the last seconds, Irish Whipping Lisa to the outside! Serenity immediately runs off the ropes after seeing Lisa is about to get up… SUICIDE DIVE TO LISA IN THE OUTSIDE!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Jake Mercer: Serenity gets up, as she gets up Lisa- BUT LISA IMMEDIATELY SLAMS SERENITYʼS HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST! Lisa gets up Serenity, as she throws her into the steel steps. Though she ainʼt done yet, Lisa grabs Serenity, as she Irish h Whips Serenity hard into the barricade! And Lisa, again, gets Serenity back up to her feet- BUT SERENITY THROWS AWAY LISAʼS HANDS, AND IMMEDIATELY CONNECT WITH A SPANISH FLY! Serenity gets right back up to her feet, as she gets near the commentary table… what is she looking for?!?!?!
(Serenity throws away everything that was on the announce table, as she grabs her opponent, Lisa, then she puts her on the table. Serenity gets on the commentary table, as she gets Lisa up…)
Stew-O: SUN-SET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity is starting to get up slowly with the help of the barricade, as she gets up Lisa, pulling her by hair, and immediately throwing her in. Then, Serenity gets on the apron and she starts climbing the top rope, SERENITY CONNECTS WITH A FROG SPLASH!! SERENITY HOOKS THE LEG! COULD THIS BE IT?
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND LISA KICKS OUT! Oh my God! Lisa is still fighting! And now Serenity gets up Lisa- BUT LISA IS, AS SAID, STILL FIGHTING! LISA WITH A SLINGBLADE TO SERENITY!! SERENITY GETS UP FROM THE IMPACT OF THE MOVE, AS LISA FOLLOWS THAT MOVE UP WITH ANOTHER SLINGBLADE!!! SERENITY GETS UP FROM THE IMPACT OF THE MOVE AGAIN, AS SERENITY CONNECT WITH A THIRD SLINGBLADE, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A KOJI CLUTCH!!!!! THE KOJI CLUTCH TO SERENITY VALDEZ!!!! ITʼS LOCKED IN!!! ITʼS LOCKED IN!!!! ITʼS THE SECOND TIME FOR LISA TO LOCK IN A HARD SUBMISSION MOVE!!!!! SERENITY IS IN PAIN, SCREAMING SO HARD!!!!! SHE TRIES TO CRAWL AND GRAB THE ROPES, AND SHE DOES IT!! SERENITY MANAGES MANGRAN THE ROPES!!!!
Jake Mercer: Both competitors get back up fast to their feet, as Lisa connects with a Superkick to Serenity. Then, Lisa starts climbing the top rope, BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO SERENITY!!! THE COVER BY LISA!!! COULD LISA END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE?!?!?!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: SERENITY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!! Serenity is still fighting too! And now Lisa gets up Serenity- But Serenity punches Lisa! And Lisa responds with a punch of her own Serenity! Lisa! Serenity! Lisa! Serenity! Lisa! Serenity! Lisa! Serenity! Lisa- Serenity ducks underneath, as she runs towards the ropes, springboarding off with a Tornado DDT!! WHAT A MOVE BY SERENITY! THE SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT CONNECTS!!
Flannery McCoy: Serenity gets up, as she taunts Lisa up. Then, Lisa starts getting up slowly with the help of the barricade, BEFORE SERENITY RUNS TOWARDS LISA AND CONNECT WITH A ‘EL ULTIMO BAILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ RECOIL! RECOIL! RECOIL! IT CONNECTS!!!!
Jake Mercer: Serenity ainʼt done yet, as she runs onto the ropes springboarding off, TO CONNECT WITH THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!!! FALL FROM GRACE!!! THE SPRINGBOARD FLATLINER CONNECTS-
Stew-O: IT DOESNʼT! IT DOESNʼT! LISA WREN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! AND WITH A PALM STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD OF SERENITY BY LISA, FOLLOWED UP BY ANOTHER ONE TO THE CHIN!! SERENITY IS DOWN, AS LISA JUST HIT HER SIGNATURE MOVE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa gets up Serenity, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOLLOWED UP BY AN AXE KICK COMBO- BUT SERENITY DUCKS UNDERNEATH, ROLLING UP LISA!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: AND LISA KICKS OUT, AS BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP TO THEIR FEET FAST, BEFORE LISA RUNS AT SERENITY, CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT SERENITY DUCKS UNDERNEATH, RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND REBOUNDS… ‘HIT THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ THE RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LISA CONNECTS!!!! SERENITY HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND LISA WITH THE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Serenity is quite shocked at the moment, as she doesnʼt believe what we all were just able to witness here! Serenity gets up Lisa, SHE BACKS OFF BEHIND HER, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER RUNNING HIGH KNEE- NO!! LISA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! SERENITY FALLS ON HER BACK, AS SHE GETS UP HURT HOLDING IT… BEFORE LISA CAN CONNECT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOLLOWED UP BY AN AXE KICK COMBO!!!! SERENITY IS DOWN!! THIS IS LISAʼS OPPORTUNITY!!!! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THIS MATCH!?!?!?!?!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO WAY!!!!!!! SERENITY KICKS OUT!!!! EVERYONE HERE IN THE ARENA IS APPARENTLY SHOCKED BECAUSE OF WHAT SERENITY WAS JUST ABLE TO DO, AND THAT INCLUDES LISA WREN HERSELF, BUT SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH, AS SHE GRABS SERENITY VALDEZ, AND THE EYE RAKE!! WITHOUT THE REFEREE EVEN NOTICING IT, LISA WREN RAKED THE EYE OF SERENITY, BEFORE LOCKING IN THE FULL NELSON CAMEL CLUTCH!!! THE FULL NELSON CAMEL CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN, ITʼS LOCKED IN, AND THIS MAY VERY WELL BE THE END HERE!!!! SERENITY STARTS CRAWLING IN AN ATTEMPT TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT SHE UNFORTUNATELY CANʼT; SHE CANNOT SEE ANYTHING!!! SERENITY, COMPLETELY OUT OF ENERGY, AND TOTALLY BLINDSIDED, TAPS!!!!! SERENITY TAPS OUT! SERENITY TAPS OUT, AND THIS MATCH ENDS RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘On and On’ hits the speakers once again to a mixed reception from the crowd, but mostly filled with boos because of how Lisa actually won. The Referee raises her arm in victory, as Lisa has a cocky smirk on her clearly tired face.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER… LISA WREN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! NO!! FUCK!! SHE CHEATED!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!! I DEMAND A REMATCH!! RESTART THIS SHIT, STARRSTAN!
Stew-O: As I said, this match really meant a lot to Lisa, but I did not think that it would make her actually take a cheap method to capture the win here.
Flannery McCoy: But, after all, a win is a win and a loss — and while Iʼm sure that Serenity will be able to rebound and recover from what we just witnessed, it’s Lisa Wren who comes out on top tonight. Congratulations to Lisa Wren.
(Lisa Wren stares down at the knocked out Serenity Valdez who is down and out right after tapping out while Lisa has a smirk still clear on her face, before then rolls out of the ring, and starts to make her way to the back. From there, Friday Night Dynasty fades to elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for Fortnite showcasing their new Drake King skin.)
(‘KARATE’ by BABYMETAL hits, as the fans give a mixed reaction. After a moment, it’s Nariko who steps out onto the stage in a purple attire with her hair semi-braided for this match. She looks out towards the arena knowing that this is a huge match in her career. The look on her face yells determination. She’s ready and prepared for the battle that awaits her, and understands that she’s one win away from making the finals. She looks focused as she makes her way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is an Empress of Elite semi finals match set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first.. From Fukuoka, Japan!! Weighing in at 103lbs!! She is the BLACK SWAN!!! NARIKO!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Dynasty’s own, Nariko!! She’s made it all the way to the semis and is one win away from making the finals. This Empress of Elite Tournament has showcased some of the best women in all of sports, and Nariko has proven herself to be one of the best that EAW has to offer.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, to make it this far is no joke.. It doesn’t come without reason, and Nariko has proven so much already. This next match is going to be the biggest test for her in this tournament so far, but if she manages to get past Miku Sakai, I see no reason why she can’t win the entire thing. She just needs to get herself to that final!
(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, as the crowd begins to boo heavily. After a moment, it’s Miku Sakai who steps out onto the stage and gets this crowd to boo even louder. She’s full of herself right now as she acts as if she’s at a higher status than her opponent. She has no simps with her today, but her arrogance and confidence in herself is enough for her to believe she’s got this one in the bag even when the entire world is booing her.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent.. From Fukui, Japan!! Weighing in at 110lbs!! MIKU SAKAI!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Miku Sakai from Sunday night Voltage. The former specialists and tag team champion looks to add the Empress of Elite Champion onto her resume, and she can get one step closer to fulfilling that goal with a victory right here against Nariko.
Jake Mercer: The only reason I like Miku is because of how she goes about her matches. She doesn’t care what other people think, she just does it. I’m not a fan of the Voltage repping she’s doing.. Kind of wish she was on Dynasty, but i’d let it slide.
Flannery McCoy: Oh, so you’re that easy to switch side, huh? They just have to cheat in order for you to root against the red brand?
Jake Mercer: It’s not cheating.. It’s strategy..
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this semi finals match is underway! Both of these women have the goal of reaching the finals and winning this entire Empress of Elite Tournament at King of Elite. They start this match circling around the center of the ring before tying up with one another!
Flannery McCoy: And look at this! It’s Miku Sakai who locks in a standing side headlock. She really wrenches down on Nariko’s head and neck. The pressure that she’s applying is definitely putting Nariko in an uncomfortable position!
Stew-O: But that isn’t stopping her, Flannery. As you can see, Nariko is finding a way to incorporate her own offense while being in this headlock by turning her body, and delivering piercing elbow shots at the abdomen of Miku Sakai!! Boom! She’s hitting them hard, and actually manages to get Miku to loosen her grip!! Another elbow by Nariko, and it’s pretty evident that Miku Sakai just got the wind knocked out of her with that one!! Another elbow by Nariko, and she breaks free of Miku’s standing side headlock!!
Jake Mercer: But look!! Miku grabs Nariko’s head out of frustration, and pulls it down to deliver a nasty knee to the face of Nariko!! What a shot from Miku Sakai!!
Stew-O: Nariko looks absolutely dazed right now, as she nearly falls down to her knee! She barely has the balance to stand up after that brutal knee to the face from Miku! Speaking of Miku, it looks like she wants to initiate even more offense, as she rushes over to the side ropes! Miku hits the ropes, rebounds back, and.. RUNNING KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN OF NARIKO!!! WOW WHAT A SHOT!!
Flannery McCoy: What a shot indeed!! That knee strike has Nariko clutching at her stomach, and now she’s falling down onto both knees, then down onto her hands.
Stew-O: Miku Sakai looks at The Black Swan, and walks around her hurt body. KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BY MIKU!! Nariko clutches at her ribs in pain, as she drops down to one forearm. ANOTHER KICK BY MIKU SAKAI THAT FORCES NARIKO TO GO FLAT AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING.
Flannery McCoy: Miku Sakai is hitting Nariko with some powerful kicks. She’s put everything into them, and it’s no question she wants to put this one away early. She’s been on the attack this entire time, and isn’t letting Nariko get any time to perform her own offense.
Stew-O: Well, when you’re competing in tournaments like these, you can’t hold back. The second you do, your opponent will find a way to make you pay if they are just as determined to win as you are.
Jake Mercer: And look at this! Miku is now walking over to the side ropes. She steps through the ropes, and makes her way onto the ring apron. What does she have in mind here?
Flannery McCoy: Sakai is holding onto that top rope, and leaning back. She’s loading up and preparing herself for something big here. Nariko is slowly getting herself up to her feet. She’s finally standing up and..
Stew-O: MIKU SAKAI LAUNCHES HERSELF IN THE AIR WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! NO!! NO!! NARIKO GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!
Stew-O: Miku lands on her feet, and turns around.. SPINNING GUT KICK BY NARIKO!!! HER BOOT JUST CAUGHT MIKU RIGHT IN THE ABDOMEN, AND NOW MIKU SAKAI IS DOWN ON HER KNEES. Nariko steps back.. AND SHE FOLLOWS UP WITH A SHINING WIZARD THAT CATCHES NARIKO RIGHT AT THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, AND SENDS HER FLAT AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Nariko has just connected with the move that may have given her the opening that she needed. Miku Sakai is down, and now it’s Nariko’s chance to put this one away! She reaches down and grabs Miku by the head and arms. She brings Sakai up to her feet.. CHOP TO THE CHEST BY NARIKO!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! The sound of Nariko’s hand smacking against the chest of Miku is heard echoing throughout the entire arena with each strike!! ANOTHER CHOP! ANOTHER!! And now The Thunder Child grabs Miku by the wrist, and irish whips her towards the corner!!
Stew-O: NO!! MIKU SAKAI WITH AN IRISH WHIP OF HER OWN!!! IT SENDS NARIKO ACROSS THE RING AND HAS HER CRASHING UP AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES HARD!!
Jake Mercer: And here comes Miku Sakai charging in at Nariko!! She leaps up onto the middle ropes!! MONKEY FLIP BY MIKU SAKAI SENDS NARIKO HIGH INTO THE AIR!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NARIKO LANDS ON HER FEET! INCREDIBLE ATHLETICISM!! Miku Sakai has no idea that Nariko landed on her feet, and now she stands up.. AND IS MET BY A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM NARIKO THAT SENDS HER RIGHT BACK AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!
Stew-O: AND LOOK AT THIS!! NARIKO IS WASTING NO TIME IN SPRINTING TOWARDS MIKU AND DELIVERING A POWERFUL RUNNING FOREARM SMASH TO THE HEAD OF SAKAI!!
Jake Mercer: And with that, it’s Miku who drops down into a seated position against the corner turnbuckles.
Flannery McCoy: Miku looks absolutely out of it. Nariko has been pushing this pace while trying to keep control of this match, and she’s been doing an incredible job. Nariko now turns around and makes her way over to the corner at the opposite end. This doesn’t look good for Miku at all! Oh no, look at this!! NARIKO RUNS AT FULL SPEED AND.. SHE CONNECTS WITH A POWERFUL RUNNING KNEE STRIKE ONTO MIKU SAKAI WHO WAS SITTING UP AGAINST THE BOTTOM ROPES!! She bounces off of Miku Sakai, and runs back over to the opposite corner and.. SHE GOES FOR A SECOND RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!! THAT’S THE HAIKIRA!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! MIKU SAKAI GETS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! NARIKO JUST WENT FULL SPEED INTO THE CORNER, AND MAY HAVE BASHED HER KNEE UP AGAINST THAT MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well, Miku is down on the canvas by the ropes. She’s holding onto the ropes, as Nariko is grabbing at her right knee. Miku Sakai slowly pulls herself up with the assistance of the ropes. She’s gotten up to her feet, and meanwhile Nariko finally lets go of her right knee and turns towards Sakai!! FEEL THY WRATH!!! SHE CLAWED AT THE EYES OF NARIKO, AND THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT!!
Stew-O: Well these fans surely did, and they are letting us know by booing Miku heavily right now! It doesn’t seem like the boos are affecting her though, as she steps up and.. CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING SNAPMARE THAT SENDS NARIKO RIGHT INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE RING!! Nariko is still clutching at her eyes! She may be blind right now after getting her eyes clawed out a moment ago!! But Miku doesn’t care! She sprints to the side ropes, rebounds back, and.. SHE DELIVERS A MASSIVE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE THAT CATCHES NARIKO RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
Jake Mercer: Nariko drops back, but catches herself on her forearm. She gets back into a seated position and begins to scoot herself back against the corner turnbuckles. Maybe she’s got something up her sleeve right now!!
Flannery McCoy: Or maybe she’s just trying to get herself away from Miku! I don’t know what she can have up her sleeve when she’s basically blind right now!!
Stew-O: Yeah, Nariko is definitely still feeling the effects of the Feel Thy Wrath from Sakai. She’s holding her eyes and probably has no idea where Miku is right now. The only thing that Nariko can use right now to tell where she’s at in the ring is the fact that she’s leaned up against the corner turnbuckles. She’s still blinded and..
Jake Mercer: Oh yeah!! Listen to the boos!! You gotta love it!!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t support cheating to win, and these fans don’t either. They are letting Miku hear it right now, but it looks like Miku doesn’t care about what they think, as she presses her pointer finger up against her lips and tries to tell the crowd to quiet down. Ironically, that taunt only makes them boo louder and..
Jake Mercer: NARIKO GETS THE CHEEKS!!
Stew-O: EAT MY ASS!!!
Jake Mercer: Ew no..
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! THAT’S THE NAME OF THE MOVE!! SAKAI WITH THE STINKFACE AGAINST NARIKO SITTING IN THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: That’s right, Flannery!! And it seems like Nariko knows what’s going on now!! She may be blind, but she knows Miku is shoving her behind right in her face and..
Flannery McCoy: NARIKO SLAPS THE ASS OF MIKU SAKAI HARD!!!
Stew-O: WOW!! AND THAT HAS MIKU BENT OVER AND STEPPING TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! Miku is grabbing at her behind, and lifts her red skirt up to reveal a bright red handprint on her bottom!! Miku rubs her butt to try and relieve some pain, and slowly turns around..
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S NARIKO WHO CLIMBED HER WAY UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! SHE CAN BARELY SEE RIGHT NOW, BUT SHE’S GOTTEN HERSELF UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!! SHE LEAPS!!! MISSILE DROPKICK BY NARIKO THAT DRILLS MIKU SAKAI DIRECTLY IN THE CHEST AND SENDS HER BACK AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! NARIKO NOW GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO!!! MIKU SAKAI GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Nariko thought that she had the match won right there! It was so close, and she nearly advanced to the finals, but she needed to keep Sakai down for just a millisecond longer!
Stew-O: These two have been going back and forth for quite a while now, and it looks like Nariko has created an opening to put this one away. Sakai is down on the canvas of the ring, as Nariko makes her way up to her feet and walks over to the corner. She begins to scale up to the top rope and gets set! She looks down at Miku, then presses her hands together and rests her head against them to signal that Miku is about to go to sleep after this next move!! I think she’s going for it!! She’s going for her Lunar Assault!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! MIKU SAKAI ROLLS HERSELF OUT OF THE RING TO EVADE THE CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!!!
Flannery McCoy: Miku Sakai is now at ringside, and clutches at her chest in pain. She walks over to the announce tables and leans up against them, as she tries to catch a breather. Meanwhile, the crowd boos even louder, and now it’s Nariko who is shaking her head at Miku Sakai. She’s disappointed in the fact that Sakai has decided to run away.
Jake Mercer: Run away? I think Sakai is playing it smart. These two have been going at it all match, so why not take a quick breather?
Flannery McCoy: Because there’s a match to be won, Jake. There’s no time for breathers when the Empress of Elite Finals is what’s at stake-
Stew-O: INSIDE THE RING IT’S NARIKO WHO REBOUNDS OFF OF THE FAR ROPES AND IS CHARGING IN MIKU’S DIRECTION!! WHAT’S THIS!?! SUICIDE DIVE BY NARIKO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU SAKAI TURNS AROUND, BUT SIDE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!! WOW!!! NARIKO JUST CRASHED AND BURNED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Stew-O: That had to hurt a tremendous amount!! Nariko is down on all fours right now, struggling to make her way back up to her feet. Meanwhile, it’s Miku Sakai that stumbles her way over to the ring apron, leans up against it, then turns her head to look back at Nariko.
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Stew-O: And look at this! Miku Sakai is batting her hand in Nariko’s direction, acting as if she doesn’t care how she wins, she just wants the victory. Miku makes her way up onto the ring apron, and these fans are booing heavily.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, these fans came to witness a fight until the very end, and it looks like Miku is thinking a countout victory is the way to go tonight. However these fans are getting louder and booing Miku ridiculously!! Miku steps through the ropes..
Stew-O: BUT THEN STEPS BACK OUT ONTO THE RING APRON, JUST AS THE FANS WERE GETTING LOUDER WITH THEIR BOOS!! Miku looks down at Nariko who is slowly working up to her feet and..
Jake Mercer: TORNADO DDT!!!! MIKU SAKAI JUST LEAPED AND SNAPPED NARIKO’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!! THESE FANS ARE BOOING EVEN LOUDER NOW!!!
Referee: Five.. Six.. Seven..
Stew-O: And Miku Sakai grabs Nariko by the head and tights!! She brings her up to her feet, and slides her back into the ring!! Miku follows into the ring, and hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: NO!!! KICKOUT BY NARIKO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Miku now gets up onto her knees, and begins delivering powerful forearm shots that catch Nariko right in the face!! She’s trying to knock her out with these forearm shots, as she continues to strike!! Miku now presses her forearm against the face of Nariko, and covers her for the pin!!!
Stew-O: LOOK!! MIKU HAS HER FEET ON THE ROPES!! SHE’S CHEATING FOR EXTRA LEVERAGE!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! NO!!! THE REFEREE SEES MIKU’S FEET ON THE ROPES!! HE’S STOPPING THE PIN!!! And speaking with Miku about the cheap tactic she is using!!
Flannery McCoy: But it looks like Miku Sakai is trying to tell him that her feet ended up on the ropes by accident. The two are arguing back and forth right now, because this referee clearly wants a clean match in this semi final.
Stew-O: Miku rises up to her feet to explain herself to the referee. They continue to speak, as the crowd instantly begins to boo. They don’t want Miku to get away with this, and they are letting that fact be known!!
Flannery McCoy: Look!! Nariko is back on her feet!!! Miku sees this and ends her conversation with the ref by charging at her!!
Stew-O: BUT NARIKO CATCHES MIKU AND DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AN ARMA TRAPPED GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!! THAT’S THE NIGHT NIGHT!!!!
Jake Mercer: NARIKO IS SQUEEZING THIS WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT!!! SHE’S TRYING TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!!! MIKU SAKAI MAY BE FADING OUT RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS FOR THE SPOT IN THE FINALS!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! MIKU SAKAI MANAGES TO FREE ONE OF HER ARMS, AND BEGINS FIRING AWAY WITH RIGHT HANDED PUNCHES TO THE SIDE OF NARIKO!!! Nariko eventually releases her grip on Sakai!! Both women scramble up to their feet, but it’s Nariko who strikes first with a running lariat!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! MIKU DUCKS UNDER THE ARM AND GETS FROM BEHIND NARIKO!!! NARIKO TURNS AROUND..
Stew-O: NIGHT NIGHT!!! MIKU STYLE!!!! THAT’S THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! NARIKO FALLS TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING IN AN INSTANT!!! MIKU SAKAI THEN COVERS AS SHE’S GOING FOR THE PIN AND THE VICTORY!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Miku takes a moment before rising up to her feet. She’s tired, she’s exhausted, but she managed to find a way to get past the determined Nariko tonight. The referee raises Miku’s arm in the air, and that only gets the crowd even more upset.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner and advancing the Empress of Elite finals!!! MIKU SAKAI!!!!!
Stew-O: WOW!! What a match by these two Elitists. Nariko gave an incredible effort tonight and fought hard even with the tactics that Miku Sakai was pulling, but at the end of the day, it wasn’t enough to get past Sakai.
Jake Mercer: No, not at all, and that’s why Sakai is in the finals. Her cheap tricks are just strategy, and it’s a strategy that is nearly unstoppable. She has this tournament calculated and it shows seeing how she’s now in the finals.
Flannery McCoy: Why do you root for the cheaters?
Jake Mercer: Are you really trying if you aren’t cheating, Flannery?
Flannery McCoy: Uhh.. Yeah.. A lot of people win without needing to cheat.
Jake Mercer: Well, if you cheat, there’s no way you aren’t trying. Think about that.
Flannery McCoy: You need to think about a lot of things, Jake..
Stew-O: Well, whether you agree with it or not, Miku is the one who’s advancing to the finals, and I’m sure she’ll deliver a great match once she’s there.
(The screen shows Miku Sakai holding up the number one with her pointer finger raised to the sky. She’s telling the world that she needs just one more victory and she’s the 2022 Empress of Elite. The fans continue to boo, but Miku doesn’t care a single bit, as continues to taunt them as the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness starring the obvious appearances of Leonardo DiCaprio as Spider-Man & Tom Cruise as Iron Man.)
(Friday Night Dynasty returns from a commercial break when ‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul begins to play and the Chicago crowd goes bursting into cheers for the EAW World Heavyweight Champion! The audience is on their feet as The Visual Prophet makes his way out from the back with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo following at his side. The two of them take a moment to stande on the stage and take in the reception before they start down the aisle, Viz hoisting up the Championship while hyping up the crowd that continues to show their admiration for the reigning World Champion on Dynasty. While Angelo heads up the stairs, The Visual Prophet climbs up onto the apron and raises the World Heavyweight Title once again before entering the ring to join Dr. D’Angelo and they take their places in the middle of it with Angelo having gotten both of them microphones.)
The Visual Prophet: Let’s get to chopping this fable. Before we get this little tag team match that I know Terrance is just over the moon about after last week’s sensational main event that everyone knew would go down without a hitch :troll:! It’s just a shame that we couldn’t throw this into another main event slot this week so that he could do know that I’m once again the reason for him getting anywhere close to the main event scene, but I guess ol’ StarrStan decided that we could just defeat Solomon Stane and Johnny Andrews tonight to try to give Terry the chance to get a win before I beat him at King of Elite. Isn’t he so generous?! But he’s nowhere near as generous as me – not only am I consistently and freely using my platform to promote the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy to let my people know that there are multiple avenues they can take to success, but I even accepted Terry’s little challenge for my World Heavyweight Title that he just wasn’t ever going to win.
(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo can be seen shaking his head, not at all entertained by the prospect of The Visual Prophet defending the Championship against Terry. He nonetheless raises his microphone to address the crowd.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: If anyone wants to ask me, I think he was more giving in this situation than what was needed because what has Terry done to deserve this? Because he wasted a chance at King of Elite – which, he never would’ve won anyway and not anywhere to nearly as much fanfare as The Visual Prophet if for whatever godawful reason he actually did pull it off – and beat up on Alex Myers to make his intentions clear that he should be taken seriously?! The only thing anyone’s taken seriously about Terry Chambers in the last year is his weight loss regimen because he went from waddling down the ramp to finally not breaking a sweat just from breathing! If it were up to me, this match wouldn’t even be occurring because it’s so clear that this is just another undeserving, high-on-himself YT who strolled on back in here expecting a handout – and he sure did get it :francis:. Apparently, he’s desperate to avenge his own mediocre Championship reign and I’m sure he got the idea when he saw The Visual Prophet putting in all the necessary work to even be in a position to get another shot, which he should’ve had at the start of the season in the first place instead of the runaround we got but I digress :mjpls:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: But here comes Terry Chambers trying to redeem himself and trying to do it at the expense of a black man who’s just gotten himself back on top with the World Championship to prove it! Does NO ONE understand how suspect that looks?! He might want to disguise it as trying build himself back up to try to throw people off the trail, but we’re no fools, Terrance Chambers! You think because you won the EAW World Championship off of a good brother like SOSA Henderson that you could turn around and beat another black man to get your second World Title, but you’ve got another thing coming if you think that you’ll get a repeat victory off of Viz. We’ve seen what happens when you and your people take from us – it’s never nearly as good, it’s not ever as meaningful, and it sure as hell doesn’t even compare to how we put everything into what we do to show that we aren’t settling for coming up short just so that you can go settling for more mediocrity!
(The idea of Terry beating Viz to become the new World Heavyweight Champion considering what it means for The Visual Prophet to be holding the Championship has Angelo clearly impassioned, and Terry’s redemption at Viz’s expense certainly has him frustrated. This is something that he absolutely won’t stand for seeing come to fruition when he’s devoted just as much time to getting to this point with Viz. The World Heavyweight Champion puts his hand on Angelo’s shoulder, while still looking out the crowd.)
The Visual Prophet: Anyone deciding to be a Terry Chambers fan going into King of Elite is going to end up being nothing but real disappointed with how everything comes to end – but when it comes to Terry, that shouldn’t be anything new for anyone! I mean, all anyone has to do is think about damn near any point in Terry’s EAW career and what they’re gonna remember is that the guy is nothing but a total letdown. The first time he ever won a Championship ended with him losing just nothing but a few months later to a fresh as hell Dr. Bethany Blue, and then he couldn’t win it back by the time it ended up in Consuela Rose Ava’s hands at Pain for Pride, just to THEN go on and win the EAW World Championship just so he could lose to Consuela’s sister via countout and get overshadowed by Malcolm Jone’s return and New Eden’s drama :mjlol:!!!! Terry is always going to be the man who waited practically a whole decade to win a World Title after getting passed up be newcomers at least three times over, and now all he can do is agree with anyone who talks shit about his shitty-ass reign because it’s undeniable how trashy and anticlimatic it was.
The Visual Prophet: Some people just aren’t meant to reign on top and that’s what needs to be realized – anyone who wants to disagree can see it for themselves when I’m killing all hope Terry has of becoming a two-time World Champion at King of Elite, because someone needs to bring him back down to reality. The reality that he can drop pounds but he’ll stay getting dropped in the ring whenever it comes to facing off against me because what do I look like losing my title to someone who hasn’t had a Championship reign to be proud of EVER?! That’s the kind of thing you expect from Terry, from the lower-level Elitists who no one ever expects much from but they somehow weasel their way into a win and then struggle every time they have to step into the ring – but never me! People can say what they want about my first World Title reign, that’s whatever I’m clearly the one that can still be relied upon, still looked at as someone needed to carry shit like the Stadium Stampede Match as the Team Captain or Friday Night Dynasty itself like I’ve BEEN doing since basically last season! No one’s got shit to say to me now because everyone already knows what’s true, but the same can’t be said for Terry. He’s been a disappointment time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: And time and time and time and time again! It might as well be a tale as old as time for Terry, and against The Visual Prophet, he might as well call it quits now because no way is he up for the colossal task of having to beat Viz! That kind of win no matter what Terry thinks he’s been through just isn’t in the cards for him like he thought it might’ve been any time before.
The Visual Prophet: Which is why come King of Elite, when I personally take the time to show Terry to the back of the line with a backhand, I’m going to dedicate my win to SOSA Henderson as an example of how not to let some former slob get away with lucking his way into a World Championship win :troll:!
(The Visual Prophet winks to the camera just in front of him before ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits and the EAW Universe comes to life with cheers! Terry makes his way out from the back with a microphone already in his hand and he can only shake his head as he looks down into the ring.)
Stew-O: It only had to be a matter of time before Terry was done letting Viz have his fun, and now here we are about to see these two get into it!
Flannery McCoy: Viz’s words definitely aren’t anything that Terry is going to take lightly or let him get away with without some kind of response; Viz could be playing with fire here though, he might want to be careful!
Jake Mercer: Me and my brother aren’t worried, we got this all under control! 😤✊
Stew-O: You’re not… and he’s… never mind.
(Terry gets to the middle of the ramp when he raises his microphone and it’s then that his music cuts off abruptly when he begins to speak.)
Terry Chambers: You know, Viz, if there’s one thing that everyone knows about you it’s that you love to talk a whole hell of a lot! But did you ever possibly consider – oh, I don’t know – shutting the hell up?!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: The white man always trying to silence the voice of our people because he doesn’t like what he’s hearing. Typical.
Terry Chambers: You can shut the hell up, too, because I’m tired of you twisting shit into something it’s not!
(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo puts a hand to his chest as his expression reads nothing but dramatic offense, in total disbelief that Terry would talk to him like that! Terry comes down to ringside and doesn’t hesitate to make his way up the steps to get into the ring, the crowd buzzing at the confrontation between the Champion and the challenger!)
Terry Chambers: Now, I know you said a lot about me not meeting expectations-
The Visual Prophet: Not ever meeting expectations, actually :mjgrin:!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :ufdup:
Terry Chambers: But the thing is, I know all of the times that I’ve let people down or disappointed the people that were cheering me on the most – and everyone else knows it, too. I’ve admitted that when things came falling down, I didn’t care and I slacked off and got far too lacksidal about things when someone like me has prided myself on still giving my all no matter what the situation could be. It’s far from being the best reputation to have, but what people who join in on trying to make fun of me for it tend to forget is all the time and work that I dedicated toward getting to those milestones that I accomplished in my career in the first place and that means more to me right now than the shit you want to keep throwing onto my name. Winning that World Heavyweight Championship comes first and being concerned with what’s to come after is what follows after King of Elite, but until then, my number one priority remains ripping that Championship from you at all costs. You think you’ve got King of Elite in the bag just because of what you think you know and what you’ve seen before, but you haven’t thought to consider what I’m willing to do now.
(The Visual Prophet appears unimpressed and even looks to Angelo with a grin as if needing to make sure that Terry’s trying to be serious right now. The expression on Terry’s face shows he’s in no joking mood and with a step forward that gets the crowd on the edge of their seats, Viz’s attention quickly snaps back to Terry with that same grin still on his face.)
The Visual Prophet: What do you think you’re going to do now, Terry, huh? Because whenever you’re not letting these up-and-comers like Johnny Andrews start trying to build their careers off getting to claim you’re one of the World Champions that they beat as if that shit’s impressive when it’s you’re coming out on top over, then you’re losing to me in matches like the Extreme Elimination Chamber when you already had your chance to win my World Heavyweight Championship just last month! But don’t get it twisted, I didn’t agree to take you on because I’m expecting an easy defense but because you’re the one that actually did something when I told all of your asses in the back to step up, and now I’m gonna live up to the words I spoke when I opened up the last Dynasty of 2021 saying there won’t be a soul on this roster who’ll get any kind of excuse to claiming they’re better than me!
Terry Chambers: I’m not the one who’ll be needing an excuse after King of Elite as to why I was able to win the World Heavyweight Championship from you, but you’ll definitely want to get yours ready for when you have to answer questions about how you could go and lose the Championship to the same guy you wanted to come out here and try to rundown. The fact I was more than willing to throw away my chance at winning the King of Elite tournament should say enough about how dangerous I plan to be, what kind of threat I’m going to be to your reign by the time we meet in that ring with the Championship on the line, and you’re the type to only realize shit like that AFTER the fact that you just had your fucking lights punched out in the middle of the ring for the whole world to see.
Terry Chambers: Shit like last week’s match was obviously a fucking game to you with the shit you were pulling – you didn’t even tag in at one point when I went to get you in the match, and the whole thing was a joke in your eyes – but make no mistake about it, Viz, this shit isn’t a game to me and neither is that World Heavyweight Championship. But whether you want to claim you lost that Championship with some dignity or not isn’t my problem to solve in the weeks ahead, it’ll be yours – the only thing I’ll be claiming as mine is the World Heavyweight Championship when I’m holding it over my head after I’ve kicked your ass at King of Elite!
(Terry closes the space between himself and The Visual Prophet by getting in the Champion’s face, but Viz doesn’t even flinch as he looks Chambers right in the eyes. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is shouting at Terry to step the hell back but his demands seemingly go unrecognized as Terry doesn’t budge.)
Stew-O: I’d get the hell out of the way if I was Angelo right now, this could escalate really quickly :lupe:!!
Jake Mercer: As if Terry would throw away his only chance at winning tonight; he might be dumb but he isn’t stupid!
Flannery McCoy: Jake, that doesn’t even make any- …whatever! But don’t underestimate Terry like that in a situation like this! He willingly missed out on the King of Elite tournament to get into position for this shot, and I’m positive that he wouldn’t hesitate to send another message to Viz right here right now!
Jake Mercer: …Well, when you put it that way :lupe:!!!!
(Terry continues mouthing off with Viz doing the same, doing nothing more than aggravating Terry and the argument between the two of them continues to grow heated… until ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ by Kanye West begins to play!)
Jake Mercer: Just in time! I was worried Flannery would turn out to be right and something would happen to Viz, but here’s Johnny!
(With Terry and Viz stepping away from each other as Johnny’s entrance seems to remind them that there’s still a match taking place tonight, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo exits from the ring and to ringside while Johnny walks out!)
Stephie Love: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, the team of “The Barbaric Carnivore” Terry Chambers, and his partner, he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, the Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academny… The Visual Prophet! And their opponents, first making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California… weighing 215 pounds… “The Face of Elite” JOOOOHHHHHNNNNNNNYYYYYY AAAANNNNNNDDDDDRRRRREEEEEEWWWWSSSS!!!
Stew-O: Things looked like they could’ve nearly come to blows between Viz and Terry, so it’s a good thing that they found themselves interrupted! But with all this energy between the two of them to get out, Johnny Andrews and Solomon Stane could end up being target practice for Terry and Viz!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that’s how Johnny or Solomon intend to let things play out, and fortunately for them, they could be walking into an advantageous situation where they can capitalize off the tension between Viz and Terry. If the two of them could be the competitors of the World Heavyweight Championship match at King of Elite, they’d be making a huge statement!
Jake Mercer: By interrupting Terry and Viz’s argument, I’d say he was trying to show that he’s got plenty to prove and that he wasn’t going to be overlooked in this matter. But going overlooked might’ve been for the best judging from how riled up Terry is and I can only imagine what’s going through Viz’s mind right now :lupe:!
(As Johnny enters the ring, ‘Shadow of the Cemetery Man’ by Rob Zombie begins to play and Solomon make his way out!)
Stephie Love: And his partner, from The City of Sin… weighing 266 pounds… “Soldier of Sanity” SOOOOLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOMMMMMOOOOONNNNNN SSSSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Solomon Stane was defeated by Johnny Andrews in the King of Elite tournament, making this quite the pair to be teaming here tonight! Surely, he should be able to see past that and understand what a big match this is for him!
Jake Mercer: “Should be able to” being the operative phrase, Stew!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls: Stop trying to stir the pot, Jake! He said outright this week that so long as they can remain on the same page and understand this chance they have, then everything will be fine between them.
Jake Mercer: We’ll just have to see about that then :mjpls:! But I heard what he had to say and it’s going to take a lot for them to have me convinced that they can pull this off. If Terry and Viz don’t implode first, they’ll be in for a fight here and I’m not sure how long this team will hold up! We’ve seen crazier things happen before, however, so we’ll have to wait and watch how this unfolds!
(Solomon makes his way up the steps and into the ring, joining Johnny on the side of the ring he’s standing on before everyone’s in position for the bell to ring!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go as this tag team match is officially underway here tonight, with Terry Chambers kicking it off for his team and Johnny Andrews doing so for his own. The tension is high as I sure hope both of these teams find it in them to be able to coexist in some capacity. Both of them circle around the ring before meeting at the center, both of them looking up in a test of strength! But as soon as they do so Terry manages to overpower Johnny, but Johnny manages to use the momentum that he has in his favor to drive Terry backward into the corner! Terry is confused for a moment, but isn’t able to do anything with Johnny stepping forward and connecting with a elbow towards his nose completely stunning him!
(The camera goes to The Visual Prophet who is seen laughing and pointing at Terry in the corner, which is surely not the way you want your partner to be reacting to you.)
Stew-O: Johnny and Terry have a little bit of history with one another which consists of Johnny managing to get a victory over Terry a month or so ago. So it’s safe to say that Terry isn’t the happiest person after that shot to the face. Johnny steps forward though and quickly applies a headlock onto Terry in hopes of keeping the momentum, but it’s Terry that manages to slip out before running to the ropes and back! TERRY RUNNING TOWARDS JOHNNY BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE! Terry is showing that dominance right now while Johnny quickly retreats backward and tries to get back up to his feet, but it’s Terry that chops him hard sending him backward into the corner!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: Terry tags Viz in with a hard chop to his chest before he rolls out of the ring! The Visual Prophet seems to be visually annoyed at the moment… Did you catch that pun Flan?
Flannery McCoy: No and I don’t really want to. But moving on it looks like whether he likes it or not, the World Heavyweight Champion is now the legal man in this matchup. He’s maintaining his composure after the disrespect shown by Terry with the tag.
(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is shown hassling Terry on the outside of the ring who just shrugs his shoulders and completely ignores him before climbing back up onto the apron and to the corner while Viz enters into the ring.)
Stew-O: Viz enters into the ring and immediately steps forward connecting with a chop of his own to Johnny Andrews who’s still backed up against the corner! Johnny’s chest is a bare red right now while Viz grabs him by his head and throws himndown to the center of the ring, STEPPING FORWARD BEFORE DROPPING AN ELBOW DOWN ONTO HIS HEART! Viz isn’t done though, GRABBING JOHNNY BEFORE SCOOPING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BODY SLAM! VIZ INTO THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Jake Mercer: BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME! Viz isn’t waiting for Johnny to recover though, staying on top of him and applying a quick Bearhug while he lifts him off the ground! But before he can fully execute it, Johnny manages to slip out of the hold before taking a leap of faith towards his corner!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane gets tagged in and immediately enters into the ring getting into the face of The Visual Prophet. Johnny stumbling down to the outside as two of the meatiest men in EAW are about to square off right here and right now on Friday Night Dynasty! Solomon connects with a hard chop to the chest of Viz! Viz absorbs it, before stepping forward and retaliating with a chop of his own! Both of them are testing their mettles, slapping each other back and forth and this Chicago crowd tonight just can’t get enough of this absolute war!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏!!! THIS IS AWESOME 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 !!!
Stew-O: Both men halt at a stand still before they lock up in the ring in a test of strength this time with both of them jockeying for position! Solomon appears to be losing that battle, but then he breaks the hold and goes around behind the back of Viz before executing a waist lock! Viz tries to escape out of it, BUT IT’S SOLOMON THAT MUSCLES OUT THE STRENGTH TO LIFT VIZ UP AND CONNECT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Viz lands right on his neck but rolls through, slightly hurt from the impact but fighting through the pain regardless.
Jake Mercer: Both of them lock up again but this time it’s Viz that wrenches his arm around back nearly flipping him up and over, but Solomon refuses to fall off his feet managing to successfully hold his ground! Solomon wrenching around using his own arm to push on Viz’s face, shoving him into the corner! That manages to break Solomon free before he steps forward, CONNECTING WITH A LARIAT TO HIS HEAD! Viz is dropped in the corner while Solomon begins to stomp away at the World Heavyweight Champion trying to keep him down at all costs and not let him back up to his feet!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon has him by the head now dragging him out of the corner and bringing him towards the center of the ring, but not before he shows that he has some fight left in him with Viz sending strikes towards his abdomen! BUT BEFORE HE CAN CONTINUE IT’S SOLOMON THAT SENDS AN AXE HANDLE DOWNWARD ONTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF VIZ! Solomon isn’t done there, GRABBING VIZ BEFORE THROWING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST FROM THERE!
Stew-O: Solomon does not look to be interested in letting up with him dragging Viz out of the corner and once again going towards the center of the ring from there. SOLOMON GOING FOR TRIUMPH OF TRUTH! THE ONE-HANDED SITOUT CHOKESLAM TO VIZ!
Jake Mercer: But the World Heavyweight Champion refuses to let up as he manages to drop all his weight down before slamming his knee into the abdomen of Solomon to create some distance between the two of them! Viz running to the ropes and back now, BEFORE GOING FOR THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL IN RETURN NOW! THE SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE HEAD OF SOLOMON!
Flannery McCoy: But Solomon manages to duck under that before shoving Viz to the ropes and back, WITH BOTH OF THEM CONNECTING WITH CLOTHESLINES THAT TAKE ONE ANOTHER DOWN TO THE MAT! Both of these men are in a whole world of hurt right now with Viz managing to come to his senses and Solomon following close behind! Solomon is on his knees while Viz sees the opportunity! STEPPING FORWARD BEFORE QUICKLY TAKING SOLOMON DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A VDT! THE REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT CONNECTS!
(Viz plops down to the ground again having used all the energy that he had to get the better of Solomon, while Solomon is completely down and out trying to find a way to recover. Viz slowly begins to drag himself towards Solomon, attempting to roll him onto his back and hook the legs, but who knows how late he might just be to the pin attempt.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHH-
Stew-O: BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! Viz doesn’t look so happy, GRABBING A HOLD OF SOLOMON BEFORE GOING FOR ONE MORE VDT! But it’s Solomon that manages to slip out of it, BEFORE TAKING VIZ’ HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A BEAUTIFUL LARIAT! Viz is back down to the canvas again while Solomon uses all the power in his body to pick up Viz by his head, but Viz manages to slap his hands away before sending a boot to his abdomen!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon doubles over while Viz looks to go for something big, A POWERBOMB ATTEMPT! But before Viz can fully execute it, Solomon manages to slip out of the hold before sending a forearm strike to the face of Viz which drops him down to a knee! Viz is stunned for the moment while Solomon grabs ahold of him, GOING FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX! But Viz manages to drop his weight just as Solomon did before pushing him against the ropes and throwing him to the opposite pair of the ropes and waiting for the rebound…
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S SOLOMON THAT MANAGES TO GO DOWN AND CONNECT WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEECAPS OF VIZ! Viz drops down to a knee, LEAVING HIM IN PERFECT POSITION FOR MISERY’S END! ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF VIZ WHILE SOLOMON ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME SHOWING THE FIGHT THAT HE STILL HAS LEFT RIGHT NOW! REFUSING TO GIVE IN!
(Terry Chambers is seen in his corner visually enjoying what’s happening right now, not being able to help himself despite having Viz be his partner right now. He’s not in it for the cooperation more than the win when it’s all said and done.)
TAG!
Stew-O: Solomon now grabs the head of Viz with the last bit of energy that he has left before pushing him into his corner and tagging Johnny Andrews back into this match! Both of them pick up Viz, bringing him back up to his feet, AND SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN WITH AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND HIGH VELOCITY DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! The cooperation being shown by the both of them is incredible right now, WHILE JOHNNY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: JUST IN TIME! VIZ MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE DOUBLE TEAM ATTEMPT! He was nearly down for the count there but this match still continues onward. Viz is slowly trying to get back up to his feet while Johnny begins to follow, VIZ STUMBLING FORWARD AND TRYING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! But Johnny manages to duck under that before sending him into an Irish whip towards a corner! Johnny running forward, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT STEPS UP AND GOES FOR A KICK TO HIS FACE! Viz looking to go for something here!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TERRY CHAMBERS JUST TAGGED HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH! Terry seems to be growing inpatient while making his way into the ring while Viz is beginning to funnel steam out of his nose looking at Terry. Dr Angelo D’Angelo is trying to get Viz to calm down but it’s hard to do so when Terry is trying everything he can to bring his team down!
Flannery McCoy: Terry is in the ring now while Johnny stumbles up to his feet, GOING FOR A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO HIS FACE! But before that can happen Johnny is smart enough to find a way to counter, BEFORE STEPPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK TO HIS JAW! Johnny running to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BRUTAL FOREARM SMASH! Terry once again gets back up, BUT THIS TIME JOHNNY GOES UNDER AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Johnny is waiting for Terry to get back up to his feet, BEFORE JOHNNY GOES FOR MARSHALL OF MAGNIFICENCE! THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK TO THE HEAD OF TERRY TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: BUT JOHNNY ROLLS HIMSELF RIGHT INTO A MOMENT OF SILENCE! THE HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL COMPLETELY KNOCKS JOHNNY OUT COLD WHILE TERRY DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT BIG MATCH JOHN MANAGES TO FIND IT IN HIM TO KICK OUT! Terry is shaking himself off while bringing himself up to his feet, AND STEPPING FORWARD AND KNOCKING SOLOMON STANE OFF OF THE APRON AND TO THE OUTSIDE! Terry now backs himself up against the corner while he stomps his feet, patiently lying in wait while Johnny stumbles up to his feet. TERRY GOING FOR RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! BOOT TO THE FACE OF JOHNNY!
Flannery McCoy: But Johnny manages to move out of the way stumbling forward and trying to find himself while Terry crashes and burns on the apron! Terry trying to get himself up while Johnny recovers, WITH JOHNNY RUNNING FORWARD! BUT TERRY MANAGES TO CATCH JOHNNY AND LIFT HIM HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A MILITARY PRESS! Johnny is in a world of hurt before Terry twists him around upside down, DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A SPIKE PILEDRIVER FOR HIS TROUBLES! JOHNNY PUT UP A FIGHT, BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THE ROAD FOR HIM WITH TERRY GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT AN IRATE SOLOMON STANE DIVES INTO THE RING TO BREAK THE COUNT JUST IN TIME BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN! SOLOMON SAVING THIS MATCH FOR HIS TEAM WHILE HE CAN! Terry looks absolutely pissed off getting up to his feet and approaching Solomon!
Jake Mercer: BUT WAIT! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS BACK INTO THE RING AND CHARGES TOWARDS SOLOMON BEFORE KNOCKING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A RUNNING CACTUS CLOTHESLINE! Both Solomon and Viz are down on the outside of the ring while Terry drops down to a knee in pure exhaustion and takes a breather while he can.
Stew-O: Terry Is back up to his feet, falling back into the corner again and knowing exactly what he needs to do while the opportunity here presents itself! Terry is yelling at the top of his lungs trying to get Johnny up to his feet so he can finish him off and knock his head clean off with one Random Act of Violence! BUT WAIT! What is Viz yelling at on the outside?!
The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) Good job little buddy, now finish him. I made this possible for you. I made it easy for you because I know you need it. :mjlol: !!!!!!
(Terry turns his attention away from Johnny to look at Viz, considering the shots that both of them have taken at one another in this match it was only going to be a matter of time before this absolutely spirals out of control.)
Terry Chambers: (Off-Mic) You want to get in here and say that to my face you arrogant son of a bitch?
(Terry Chambers is shown drawing a line in the ring for The Visual Prophet to cross if he wants this to dissolve into an absolute brawl.)
Jake Mercer: THE VISUAL PROPHET CHARGES INTO THE RING!!! HE’S MAKING A BEELINE FOR TERRY CHAMBERS AND THIS SHOULD BE GOOD!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is holding The Visual Prophet back before this match can explode!!!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (Off-Mic) Don’t do it! Think of the children! What kind of an example would you be to your great students!!!
Stew-O: WAIT LOOK OUT!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS JUST ROLLED UP TERRY CHAMBERS FROM BEHIND!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS HAS GOT THE TIGHTS!!! NOT THIS WAYYYYYYY!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… JOHNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY ANDRRRREEWWWWWSSSS AND SOOOOOOOOLLOOOOOOMON STANE!!!!!!
(Before ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ can play, Terry Chambers shoots up to his feet and chases after Johnny Andrews who quickly retreats by sliding out of the ring with the biggest and enthusiastic smirk in the world on his face in the process!)
Jake Mercer: Terry Chambers is seething! Look at the look on his face, he absolutely cannot believe his eyes right now after what he’s just witnessed!
(Solomon Stane meets up with Johnny while both of them have shocked looks on their faces, the referee makes their way over to the two of them before raising both of their arms in the air victoriously. Both of them still don’t really like one another, but there’s no doubt their cooperation managed to pay off in some way in the end.)
Flannery McCoy: What an ending! These two just got away with the upset of the Season, and here we were thinking we had absolutely no idea if they were going to cooperate with one another or not considering their history! But Johnny and Solomon persevered and came out on top!
Stew-O: Agreed and they fucking stole it to-
Jake Mercer: TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A FLYING SUICIDE DIVE OUT OF THE RING ON THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! TERRY HAS SNAPPED AND HE IS BARBARICALLY ASSAULTING THE PROPHET ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING HERE TONIGHT!
Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS THROWS THE VISUAL PROPHET BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS… TERRY BACKS UP!!! OH GOD WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!! TERRY CHAMBERS KICKING THE VISUAL PROPHET’S HEAD OFF!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! DR. ANGELO D’ANGELO JUST DOVE IN FRONT AND TOOK THE BLOW FOR THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! THE BELOVED BROTHER JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET CHARGES FORWARD TAKING DOWN TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A SPEAR!!!! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes the officials to separate these two. This thing has gotten completely out of hand. We might not even make it to King of Elite!
Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
(Both of them are yelling at one another and trying to break free from their restrictions, finding a way to grab at one another and tear each other to pieces but that’s not going to happen. The war of words continues as its the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty begins to fade to a commercial break from there.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring the Visual Prophet and Malcolm Jones calmly discussing their NBA opinions on an ESPN panel. They may disagree but they shake hands in the end out of a mutual respect and love for the game.)
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen hits as the crowd cheers. Dr. Bethany Blue walks out from the backstage area, and takes a deep breath, before slowly making her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND IS A EMPRESS OF ELITE SEMIFINAL MATCH!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA…..WEIGHING IN AT 125 POUNDS….DR. BETHANYYY BLLLLUUUEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: One of the best competitors in this tournament and she’s proven it so far, and including all season long. She wants this more than anyone, and it’s hard to see anybody standing in her way, even if you’re Ximena Velasquez. You can see the hunger and determination in her eyes tonight.
(“Recreant” by Chelsea Grin plays as the crowd boos right away. Ximena Velasquez walks out and doesn’t pay any attention to it as she has her eyes laser focused on Bethany inside the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT….FROM EL PASO, TEXAS…..WEIGHING IN AT 180 POUNDS…..XIMMMMENNNNAAA VEEEELLLASSSSQQQQUUEEEZZZZZ!!!
Stew-O: Much like Bethany, she’s made her impact throughout this tournament, and you can see how much she wants this. Especially after nearly tasting the Universal Women’s Title back at Road to Redemption. This is going to be one hell of a fight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go, the winner punches their ticket to the Empress of Elite finals. And both women circle the ring and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up! Ximena looks to have the upper hand as she backs Bethany into the corner with her strength, and she connects with a shoulder thrust to the ribs of Bethany! And again! And again! Ximena grabs Bethany by her head and hip … and tosses her to the opposite end of the ring! Bethany pulls herself up in the corner…and Ximena, like a freight train, connects with the splash in the corner! Bethany might be in a little bit of trouble in the early goings as Ximena has come out swinging!
Jake Mercer: Ximena brings Bethany to the center of the ring, and picks her up in a power slam position, but Bethany slips out from behind causing Ximena to turn around and run right at her — BUT BETHANY SIDESTEPS AND PULLS XIMENA BY THE ARM, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD KNEE THAT DRIVES XIMENA UP AGAINST THE ROPE — AND BETHANY RUNS AND SPEARS XIMENA THROUGH THE ROPE SENDING THEM BOTH TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! The action is fast and furious, and the match only just started. :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Bethany might have landed a bit awkwardly as she holds her head in some pain, but looks to keep on the attack, and picks up Ximena from the front, but Ximena slaps the hands of Bethany away before driving her forearm into the face of Bethany. Bethany is leaning up against the steel steps — AND XIMENA CHARGES — BUT RUNS INTO AN ELBOW FROM BETHANY! Bethany grabs the head, and she repeatedly slams Ximena’s face on the steel steps! Bethany rolls in the ring and out to prevent a cou tour, before eyeing Ximena once more…
Stew-O: SHE CHARGES– BUT IT’S XIMENA WHO COUNTERS THIS TIME WITH THE FLAPJACK….AND BETHANY LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE STEEL STEPS!! BETHANY IS HOLDING HER NOSE AS BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP FROM HER NOSE! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: The Goid Fictor is busted open, and that is not a good sign in the early goings, and Ximena knows that as she picks up Bethany and throws her back in the ring. Ximena quickly slides back into the ring, and stalks Bethany as she tries to stir back to her feet….AND XIMENA PICKS UP BETHANY AND HAS HER IN HER BEARHUG! XIMENA IS SQUEEZING THE ABSOLUTE LIFE OUT OF THE DOC, AND BETHANY SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING IN THE HOLD AS XIMENA IS SWINGING BETHANY AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL! WHAT IS BETHANY GOING TO DO?
Jake Mercer: Bethany mow is trying to fight out, and she delivers an elbow shot to the top of the skull, but Ximena doesn’t release the grip…and now Bethany rains down the elbow shots…and Ximena finally let’s go of the bearhug, and Bethany tries catch her breathe up against the ropes — AND XIMENA CHARGES, BUT BETHANY COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING XIMENA OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND XIMENA’S HEAD SMACKS RIGHT OFF THE OUTSIDE MAT!
Stew-O: Bethany meanwhile is inside the ring, and wipes the blood from her nose as she rolls underneath the rope and stands on the APRON. Ximena stands and turns around…AND BETHANY TAKES OUT XIMENA WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY OFF THE APRON! The action continues to be fast-paced, as Bethany now picks up Ximena and tosses her back inside the ring. Bethany slides back in and runs off the ropes — AND BETHANY DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF XIMENA’S HEAD! BETHANY GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER IN THIS SEMIFINAL MATCH!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Ximena powers out at two! Bethany knows she can’t give Ximena any time to recuperate as she picks her up off the mat quickly, but Ximena pushes Bethany away, and Bethany walks right into a uppercut stunning her. Bethany rebounds and goes for the clothesline, but Ximena ducks and Bethany runs off the opposite ropes — SPINEBUSTER!! BUT BETHANY SAW IT COMING AS SHE TRANSITIONS THAT INTO A DDT! Bethany tries reaching out to go for the cover….but Ximena uses her ring awareness and rolls to the outside floor. Bethany with the look of frustration now, thinking of what to do next.
Jake Mercer: Bethany grabs Ximena by the head through the middle rope… BUT OH NO!! XIMENA WITH THE EYE POKE! AND THR REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! XIMERA SLIDES BACK INSIDE…AND SHE GOES FOR THE SPEAR!! BUT NO!!! BETHANY SIDESTEPPED IT AND SENDS XIMENA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE! MOMENTUM SWINGS ARE BACK AND FORTH! BETWEEN THESE TWO SO FAR!!
Flannery McCoy: Ximera steps out of the corner, turns around and walks right onto Bethany’s back…..and Bethany is setting up for it…..”GRADE C2!!!!!” BETHANY SLAMS XIMENA ON THE MAT!!! IS THIS GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO GET HER TO THE FINALS?!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: And Ximena kicks out once more!! Not quite enough to put her away yet, and Bethany looks to keep momentum on her side…she stalks Ximena as Ximera is stirring on her knees, AND BETHANY RUNS OFF THE ROPES GOING FOR “CONCUSSION PROTOCOL”!!!!! BUT NO! XIMENA POPPED UP LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL AND TURNS BETHANY INSIDE OUT WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena beats Bethany back to their feet, and she runs at Bethany once more — BUT BETHANY STOPS XIMENA IN HER TRACKS AS SHE GETS HER BOOT UP! A STIFF FOREARM FROM BETHANY! AND BETHANY HOPS ON THE TURNBUCKLE BEHIND HER, ABD SHE STANDS TALL…BUT XIMENA THROWS HER BODY ON THE ROPE CAUSING THE GOOD DOCTOR TO LOSE HER BALANCE!! BETHANY IS A SITTING DUCK ON THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND XIMENA RUNS TO THE TOP ROPE…BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! AND THE COVER!!
OOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BETHANY GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! And Ximena not wasting any time mounting on Bethany, and she rains down several right hand, and then elbow shots, with Bethany trying to cover up her already busted beautiful Jewish nose. :lupe:
Stew-O: Ximena picks her up quickly off the mat, and she is gonna go for the suplex….BUT BETHANY BLOCKS IT WITH THE FOOT….AND BETHANY CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX OF HER OWN! Momentum on her side again as Ximena rolls underneath the bottom ROPE and pulls herself up….AND BETHANY WITH THE BIG BOOT KNOCKING XIMENA OFF THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! Bethany wipes her nose for blood once more before reciting the ring. What does she have in mind now?
Flannery McCoy: Bethany takes several steps back, and she charges — AND BETHANY SPEARS XIMENA THROUGH THE BARRICADE!! :damn:
Jake Mercer: Holy shit, you have to wonder at what cost was that for Bethany? The referee begins to count as both women haven’t moved still in the rubble of the broken barricade.
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew-O: Bethany rolls off Ximena and crawls out of the rubble making her way back to the ring. Ximena is starting to show a little bit of movement.
FIVE! SIX!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena is out of the rubble now. Both women are crawling to opposite sides of the ring trying to make it hack inside. What a damn shame it would be for it to end like this. You would assume Miku is the Empress Of Elite by default.
SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND BOTH WOMEN SLIDE BACK IN THE RING ON OPPOSITE ENDS! THIS SEMIFINAL MATCH WILL HAVE A DECISIVE VICTOR!
Stew-O: Bethany and Ximena crawl to the center of the ring, and both stand up, staring down at one another.
Ximena Velasquez (no mic): THIS IS MINE!
Dr. Bethany Blue (no mic): IN YOUR DREAMS!
Jake Mercer: Both women talking they shit, and…XIMENA WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND BETHANY THROWS ONE BACK!! XIMENA! BETHANY! XIMENA! BETHANY! BETHANY! BETHANY! Bethany looks to have the upper hand, and Bethany runs off the ropes….but Ximena counters with a hip toss — BUT BETHANY LANDS ON HER FEET SOMEHOW! BETHANY PUSHES XIMENA AWAY, AND XIMENA WALKS RIGHT INTO “T…J…D!!!!!!!” THE SUPERKICK TAKES OUT XIMENA AS BETHANY HOOKS BOTH LEGS! IS THIS ENOUGH TO PUNCH HER TICKET TO THE FINALS?!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: AND XIMENA KICKS OUT!! First being driven through the barricade and then the TJD, Ximena showing just how much she wants this by still staying alive. Bethany has a frustrated look on her face, but not for long as she’s back to her feet. Bethany is like a predator stalking it’s prey as Ximena turns around…AND BETHANY GOES FOR “CODE BLUEEE!!!!”
Flannery McCoy: NOOOO!!!!!! XIMENA CATCHES THE FIST, AND SHE’S SQUEEZING THE HAND OF BETHANY AS DOC SCREAMS IN AGONY DROPPING DOWN TO ONE KNEE! XIMENA USING HER POWER HERE, AND NOW PRESSES BETHANY HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD….AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! BETHANY MIGHT BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE!!
Jake Mercer: XIMENA RUNS OFF THE ROPES….AND SHE GOES FOR “PA LA RAZA!!!”….BUT BETHANY DUCKS IT!!! XIMENA RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES THOUGH GAINING MORE SPEED….AND THIS TIME “PA LA RAZAAAAA!!!!!!!!” THE WESTERN LARIAT CONNECTS AS XIMENA NEARLY DECAPITATES BETHANY! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BETHANY BLUE KICKS OUT!!! HOLY SHIT! XIMENA IS IN UTTER SHOCK RIGHT NOW, AS AM I!
Stew-O: Was that Ximena’s best shot? Ximena stands and thinks of what to do next. Ximera picks up what seems like the lifeless dead weight of Bethany. And places her between her legs. She perhaps might be setting up for “XV”…..BUT BETHANY DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN AS SHE CONNECTS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP! Bethany pulls herself in the corner in a seated position, absolutely exhausted and a bloody mess from her nose.
Jake Mercer: Bethany once more is looking to go for “Concussion Protocol”!! BUT XIMENA MOVES HER HEAD AT THE LAST SECOND, AND XIMENA ROLLS UP BETHANY FROM BEHIND!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: THE KICKOUT FROM BETHANY! XIMENA IS UP AND PULLS BETHANY BY THE ARM…AND A HIGH KNEE FROM BETHANY!! AND BETHANY…….”SAY AHHHHHH!!!!” THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS APPLIED ON XIMENA! XIMENA IS TRYING TO SQUIRM AND FIGHT OUT OF THIS, BUT, BUT BETHANY IS RELENTLESS!
Flannery McCoy: AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND, XIMENA USES THE BIT OF STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT AND DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, JUST ENOUGH TO HAVE BETHANY LOOSEN HER GRIP OF THE CLAW! XIMENA GRABS THE ARM OF BETHANY AND FLIPS IT OVER HER SHOULDER, AND XIMENA DRILLS BETHANY WITH A VICIOUS SIDE SLAM!! BOTH WOMEN TAKING THEIR BEST SHOTS NOW, A BATTLE OF WHO WANTS IT MORE AT THIS STAGE.
Stew-O: Both women slowly make their way back to their feet, AND BETHANY GRABS THE LEGS OF XIMENA AND DROPS HER ON HER BACK, SHE IS TRYING TO TURN XIMENA OVER ON HER STOMACH, SHE’S GOING FOR HER “FRACTURED” SUBMISSION! XIMENA DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PREVENT IT….AND XIMENA WITH THE POWER IN HER LEGS FLIPS BETHANY FORWARD ON HER BACK! Another close call for Ximena as she pulls herself up, AND SHE GOES FOR THE BIG BOOT!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! BETHANY GIES UNDERNEATH AND PICKS UP XIMENA IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND XIMENA IS ON THE SHOULDERS THROWING RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND! BETHANY STILL GETS HER IN THE AIR…BUT XIMENA LANDS ON HER FEET TO THE SHOCK OF DOC, AND IN A SPLIT SECOND, A SERIES OF BODY SHOTS FOLLOWED BY A BACKHANDED ELBOW SHOT! XIMENA PULLS DR BETHANY BLUE IN AND CONNECTS WITH A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER! WHAT ELEVATION XIMENA GOT ON THAT AS SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BETHANY AGAIN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Ximena lays next to Bethany as Bethany holds her head, holding it in some pain as she may have landed on it quite hard.
Stew-O: An exhausted Ximena gets on her feet, and grabs the hair of Bethany picking her up off the mat, looking to finally put this match away and advance to the finals. Ximena places her between the legs, and she is going for XV!!! Ximena lifts her up….AND BETHANY FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDER FROM XIMENA’S BACKSIDE, BETHANY TURNS XIMENA AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH RIPCORD KNEE!! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM BETHANY, AND…A BUCKLE BOMB!!!
Flannery McCoy: XIMENA FALLS FORWARD AND DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES, AND BETHANY SEES OPPORTUNITY! BETHANY RUNS OFF THE ROPES….AND “CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!!!!!” THE CURBSTOMP SPIKES XIMENA’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! IS THIS GOING TO DO IT?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND XIMENA KICKS OUT! THIS SEMIFINAL MATCH CONTINUES ON AS XIMENA SURVIVES AFTER THAT IMPRESSIVE FLURRY FROM BETHANY!!
Stew-O: Bethany stands and leans in the corner, waiting for Ximena to stand up. After several seconds, she does…AND BETHANY GOES FOR “SAY AHHHH!” ONCE AGAIN!! XIMENA CATCHES THE HAND OF BETHANY, HER HAND JUST INCHES FROM HER FACE, AS IT IS A POWER STRUGGLE BETWEEN BOTH WOMEN RIGHT NOW!! AND XIMENA MANAGES TO PUSH THE HAND AWAY TO THE SIDE, AND BETHANY STUMBLES A FEW FEET BACK…
Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!!!!!! XIMENA TAKES OUT BETHANY WITH THE SPEAR!!!! XIMENA CRAWLS OVER TO BETHANY AND THEN GRABS THE LEG FOR THE PIN! BETHANY IS OUT!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!!! BETHANY STAYS ALIVE!!!!! XIMENA IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! NOW WHAT DOES XIMENA HAVE TO DO TO PUT BETHANY AWAY?
Flannery McCoy: Bethany has been in this kind of match with these kinds of high stakes several times throughout her career, while Ximena hasn’t. She knows she’s gonna have to use the full arsenal here tonight. She came up short at Road to Redemption in this same spot, and she doesn’t wanna go through it again.
Jake Mercer: Ximena not wasting any time as she picks up Bethany and picks her up in a power slam position. Bethany though is holding on to the rope in front of her for fear life as Ximena tries ripping her away from the rope, and she finally does! BUT AGAIN BETHANY SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND AND BENDS XIMENA BACK, AND DELIVERS THE REVERSE DDT SPIKING XIMENA’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!! Bethany isn’t going for the cover though, I think she may be going for an exclamation point here on her potential victory….
Stew-O: “CODE BLUE!!” BUT NO!!!!! XIMENA THROWS AN ELBOW, SAVING HERSELF AT THE MOMENT, AND BETHANY CHARGED ONCE MORE – AT RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT!! XIMENA HAS BETHANY RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER NOW! THAT BIG BOOT SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN GUNSHOT. XIMENA STUMBLES OVER TO THE CORNER, AND GINGERLY MAKES HERVWAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE. SHE STANDS TALL AND LOOKS DOWN ON THE MOTIONLESS BETHANY BLUE…AND SHE LEAPS — THE ELBOW DROP CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE HEART OF BETHANY ANOTHER COVER!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: BETHANY AGAIN KICKS OUT!!!! Ximena still not being able to put Bethany away. Ximena falls to the mat in exhaustion, thinking of her next move to perhaps put the nail in Bethany’s coffin. Ximena stands up…AND SHE KICKS BETHANY IN THE FACE WITH HER BOOT! A LITTLE SHOW OF DISRESPECT!
Flannery McCoy: And Oh no, Ximena now picks up Bethany and places her in the corner. Shoulder thrust, and then another one. Ximena picks up Bethany and places her on the top rope, and now joins her up there. In order to put Bethany away and advance, risks have to be taken which is what she’s doing. Ximena lifts Bethan and places her….SHE’S GOING DOR “XV” FROM THE TOP ROPE IT LOOKS LIKE!!! THIS WILL FOR SURE END BETHANY, AND SHE KNOWS THAT AS BETHANY AGGRESSIVELY THROWS ELBOW SHOTS, AND BOTH ARE NOW AT A VERTICAL BASE ON THAT TOP ROPE!!
Jake Mercer: HEADBUTT FROM XIMENA!! XIMENA IN ONE SWIFT MOTION GOES FOR THE SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE — BUT BETHANY COUNTERS IT IN MID AIR INTO A CROSSBODY!! BETHANY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE PIN!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: XIMENA ROLLS THROUGH UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE HOLDS BETHANY UP! BETHANY IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!! AND XIMENA SPINS BETHANY AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING SIDE SLAM!! — BUT NO!!! BETHANY TRANSITIONS THAT INTO AN ARM DRAG!! BETHANY BEATS XIMENA BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE GOES FOR “TJD!!!!!”
Stew-O: XIMENA CATCHES THE FOOT IF BETHANY!!! XIMENA SPINS BETHANY AROUND, AND BETHANY RETALIATES GOING FOR THE ENZIGURI KICK, BUT XIMENA DUCKS THAT, AND BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER, AND BETHANY LOOKS TO KEEP THE FAST PACE MOMENTUM GOING AND CHARGES AT XIMENA IN THE CORNER…AND NOBODY HOME!!! KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD TAKING DOWN BETHANY! BETHANY STARTS BLEEDING FROM HER NOSE ONCE MORE, AND THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON HER….BUT LOOK IN THE CORNER!!!
Jake Mercer: XIMENA IS UNDOING THE TURNBUCKLE PAD, THE REFEREE HAS NO IDEA!! SHE THROWS THE PADDING ASIDE ABD TRIES TO PLAY INNOCENT S THE REFEREE TENDS TO BETHANY. BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN NOTICE, XIMENA QUICKLY PICKS UP BETHANY AND GOES TO SLAM HER ALREADY BLOODY FACE ON THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, BUT BETHANY BLOCKS IT WITH HER FOOT!! BETHANY AGAIN IS FIGHTING BACK AS SHE THROWS AN ELBOW SHOT FROM BETHANY, AND THEN LIFTS UP XIMENA AND CONNECTS WITH THE BACKBREAKER! BETHANY BUYS SOME TIME AS BOTH WOMEN TRY STIRRING TO THEIR FEET….
Stew-O: BOTH WOMEN TURN AROUND, AND XIMENA IS A TAD BIT QUICKER AS SHE CHARGES AND LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR — BUT BETHANY COUNTERS AND LIFTS UP XIMENA IN A FLAPJACK POSITION — AND DROPS HER BACKWARDS AND XIMENA HITS THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST!! I’M NOT SURE IF BETHANY KNOWS IT WAS THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT CAUSED XIMENA TO BE BUSTED OPEN AS SHE’S LEAKING ON THE MAT! XIMENA TURNS AROUND — AND WALKS RIGHT INTO “CODE BLUE!!!!!!!!” BETHANY TAKES DOWN XIMENA AND FALLS ON TOP OF HER FOR THE COVER!! IS BETHANY GOING TO THE FINALS?!?!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ hits once more as Bethany rolls off Ximena, bloody, beaten, and exhausted. The referee helps her up, before raising her hand. Bethany is a bit emotional as she wipes the blood from her nose, balancing herself on the ropes, taking in the win.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..DR. BETHANYYYYY BLLUUUEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A WAR THAT MATCH WAS!! Both women threw everything they had at one another giving each other their best shots.
Jake Mercer: I think you can make the argument that the exposed turnbuckle pad was an assist in that win.
Flannery McCoy: Don’t forget Ximena was the one who took the padding off, it just backfired. And I’m not even sure Bethany knew she used it.
Stew-O: Either way, it was a great match and could have gone either way, and you just know this loss Ximena is not gonna take well. But nothing to be ashamed of, but tonight is Bethany’s night as she moves on to the Empress Of Elite finals and will face off with Miku Sakai!
Flannery McCoy: Congratulations to Dr. Bethany Blue!
(The final shot is of Bethany celebrating in the ring, soaking in the moment, while Friday Night Dynasty fades to the backstage area of the United Center where the camera is focused on the outside of a room. The front plate reads “STARRSTAN” in big, bold text on a gold background as its made apparent that this is the office of the Friday Night Dynasty general manager. From there, the camera then fades into the inside of the office where the one and only StarrStan is seen with his hands clasped behind his back in front of his desk while he welcomes the viewers at home and in the audience inside. He takes a moment before beginning to speak from there.)
StarrStan: Hello everyone, I hope you’re enjoying the latest episode of Friday Night Dynasty in tack tonight! It’s been a jam packed show that’s only begun as we still have a whole lot more to follow this! Right now I just wanted to come to you from my office to say that-
(Before StarrStan can even get to what he was going to say, the door to his office kicks open. He’s startled for a moment, but he should’ve expected that he wouldn’t get much quiet time tonight. The camera then pans over to show an angry Serenity Valdez make her way into the scene with a scowl on her face while she approaches StarrStan. StarrStan immediately holds his hands out, trying to play mediator before she even says anything but it doesn’t stop Serenity from verbally strangling him.)
Serenity Valdez: What the fuck was that out there?! I know I’m not the only one that saw that absolute bullshit and cowardice from someone who didn’t even DESERVE stepping into the ring with me in the first place! I’m La Reina, Serenity Valdez; and the LAST thing I need is to be absolutely EMBARRASSED by someone significantly below me that needed to CHEAT to get the better of me! You better do something about this StarrStan or I swear to GOD, I won’t need your permission to get my hands on her and when I fucking do…
StarrStan: Whoa, whoa… let’s take two steps back here and calm down. So what you want is a rematch against-
(The door once again kicks open while StarrStan just closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. He turns on his heels as he meets the imposing stature of the intimidating Ximena Velasquez, who has just gotten off of her match. As made evident by what happened out there, just like Serenity, someone she knows very well, she’s not the happiest person either.)
Ximena Velasquez: La Doctora did not deserve one bit to beat me the way she did, not at all. I am the best on this brand and I deserve everything that I know I do and I’ve suffered too many roadblocks to be stopped by pendejas like her. I am a Campeon, I was meant to be an Empress of Elite, and now what? Now I don’t get my well earned crown because a puta like her barely escaped my grasp by a hair?!
(Ximena turns around and looks towards Serenity, who looks annoyed and disgusted by this sudden interruption, not really caring for anything that Ximena has to say.)
Ximena Velasquez: I couldn’t really care for you, I already beat you twice and I don’t need to do it again. You’re better off getting out of here if you have some decency for yourself.
Serenity Valdez: Excuse you? Just because that’s the case won’t stop me from wiping the floor basura like you right here and now-
(Before anything can dissolve into violence, their attention is deviated towards the door once again which slowly creeps open. Now, Nariko is seen standing at the door, coming off of her loss against Miku Sakai in the Semifinals of the Empress of Elite tournament. She’s calm and composed, not as angry as the other two in the room while she looks around.)
Nariko: Oh, is this a bad time?
Serenity Valdez: What do you think bozo-
StarrStan: Girls! GIRLS! Let’s calm down now before this gets out of hand in my office, and I don’t think anyone wants that. I think I have a solution that will satisfy everyone, an opportunity perhaps for the three of you. I mean, considering what the three of you have done? I don’t feel very guilty giving you this. Nariko & Ximena did amazing in the Empress of Elite tournament and getting as far as they did, all the way to the Semifinals, is not an easy feat. Both of you did extremely well and I can understand why both of you are disgruntled especially after getting so far only to come up short. Serenity, you’re a rising star in the making and I’m sure you’ve heard that type of praise before. The common theme between the three of you is that you have great futures in EAW and I’m going to give all three of them, along with Lisa Wren, an opportunity to prove themselves at King of Elite in a fatal four way match to determine the next contender for the Specialists Championship! Now, between the three of you, how does that sound?
(All three of them look amongst one another, and it’s apparent that there’s no love lost between them. But if there’s one thing that they can agree on, it’s their drive and their constant search for success. And even though all of them will be vying for the chance, the King of Elite match that StarrStan has put out there would be the perfect opportunity to do so. No words are exchanged, just a single nod, while StarrStan proudly nods his head before finishing.)
StarrStan: Great! Then it’s official! I can’t wait to see one of the four of you go up against the Specialists Champion and represent the Friday Night Dynasty brand with pride!
(Nariko turns around and leaves, seeming satisfied, while Ximena & Serenity follow, a level of uncomfortableness being shown between the two of them while they make their leave. StarrStan gives a sigh of relief while he leans back and wipes his forehead, he then goes back behind his desk while Friday Night Dynasty fades to the ring where Stephie Love is seen standing there with a microphone in hand, a smile on her face as she’s prepared to call the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following non-title singles match is a Semifinals Match in the King of Elite tournament, scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Voices’ by Motionless in White hits and Alex makes their way out onto the stage, hyping themself as they make their way down the ramp!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington… weighing 170 pounds… “The Forbidden Future” ALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX MYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: Alex Myers has taken advantage of the opportunity given to them to compete in the King of Elite tournament and so far, they’ve yet to disappoint! They’ve come a long way and look to have shown plenty of progress, with this coming as one of, if not the biggest test in this whole tournament for them!
Flannery McCoy: It’s absolutely going to be a huge task for Alex to contend with, but we know what it’d mean for them to win and how much they’re looking to take this opportunity in front of them, meaning that it’s not just Alex who’s in for a tough time but the Interwire Champion could definitely find himself pushed to take some drastic measures himself!
Jake Mercer: I’m not gonna be the one who gets reminded that they doubted Andre’s chances here if he’s the one who wins, so I won’t be doing that!
Flannery McCoy: It’s not about doubting Andre or Alex, Jake, when it’s about recognizing the fact that Alex is finding themself in a unique position tonight: they could not only defeat the longest-reigning New Breed Champion of all time, the current Interwire Champion who’s someone with plenty of hype around their name, but it’d also mean being a step closer to the King of Elite crown! I’d say that’s enough motivation for someone with Alex’s potential to really pull through and shine here!
(Alex enters the ring and just after, ‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and Andre makes his way out with Albert Hitchman holding the Interwire Champion and showing it off to the audience for them all to see as he follows after Andre.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, accompanied to the ring by Albert Hitchman… weighing 245 pounds… he is the Interwire Champion “The Last Kaiser” ANNNNDDDDDRRRREEEEEE WAAAAAALLLLLLLKKKKKKEEEEERRRR!!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker has made it through this tournament putting his approach since his loss to Ronn Banks to the test, and with this mentality, he’s made it this far after going round after round in the tournament! He’s dominated opponents and imposed his will to ensure his success, and Alex Myers looks to be next on the list!
Flannery McCoy: Like I said, it’ll be a tough task for Alex and there’s no denying that, but Andre said as much that he hasn’t wanted any of this to be easy and that he’s wanted a fight from all of his opponents. Alex, for all that StarrStan said about them when he brought them over to Dynasty, has shown that they could be someone to kepe an eye out for – and they’d undeniably end up with all eyes on them should they win this match!
Jake Mercer: I suppose it’s good to be optimistic, but this is Andre Walker we’re talking about! The name says enough!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls: And I think we’ve heard enough out of you. The odds may not favor Alex, but how someone operates under pressure like this can surprise plenty of people; I’m not ruling anything out!
(While Albert remains at ringside, Andre enters the ring and his music fades out before the ring official is calling for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: ANDRE COMES RUSHING OUT THE CORNER MUCH LIKE HE DID LAST WEEK, BUT ALEX SEES HIM COMING AND THEY PULL DOWN THE TOP ROPE, ANDRE GOING OVER ONTO THE APRON! ANDRE ENDS UP LANDING ON HIS FEET BUT ALEX COMES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A WRECKINGBALL DROPKICK TO KNOCK ANDRE TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Alex is looking to take advantage of this as they quickly grab Andre from the ground and they whip him right over into the barricade! Andre hits the guardrail and Alex comes leaping at him with an axe handle over the back of the neck! Alex taking control right from the start here is definitely something that shows how important this is for them, and I have to say that I can really get behind it! Albert Hitchman watches on with an expression of seemingly being caught off guard himself by this unexpected offense! Alex pulls Andre away from the barricade and back over to the ring, slamming Andre’s head off the apron before rolling him inside and Andre’s getting himself up to a knee WHEN ALEX RUNS AT HIM FROM BEHIND AND FLIPS OVER HIM, TAKING ANDRE DOWN IN A SOMERSAULT CUTTER TO PLANT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! ALEX TURNS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: And Andre’s shoulder comes right off the mat! Alex though mounts over Andre and they start coming down with a multiple forearms to the face, holding Andre by the hair to bring him into closer range, but Andre manages to shift his legs and kick Alex Myers off of him and away! Andre pulls himself up to his feet but Alex comes charging, ducking a clothesline and they hit off the next set of ropes to come back to Andre and tilt-a-whirls their way onto Walker for A TORNADO DDT- WAIT! NO! ANDRE STOPS ALEX FROM GOING TO THE MAT AND LITERALLY HALTS ALEX’S MOMENTUM BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT, HOLDING ALEX IN PLACE! THE LOOK ON ALEX’S FACE SHOWS THAT THEY KNOW THEY’RE IN TROUBLE, AND THAT’S CONFIRMED WHEN ANDRE ADJUSTS HIS ARMS AND SLAMS ALEX TO THE MAT IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!
Stew-O: Alex had everything going for them in the early moments, but all it took was a quick second for Andre to completely get control of the match right now and Hitchman couldn’t look more relieved after the opening moments! Alex rolls to the ropes with a hand to their back but Andre doesn’t leave them any time to recover, coming at them with a stomp to the stomach as they sit up against the bottom rope! Andre burying his boot repeatedly into the same spot before picking Alex up AND FLINGING THEM TO THE MAT WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! ALEX CRASHES AGAINST THE CANVAS AS THEY’RE SENT ON THEIR BACK AND BEFORE THEY CAN GET UP, WALKER COMES DOWN WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE CHEST! Andre snatches them up into a rear headlock and roughly drags Alex into a seated position, wrenching them any which way until he settles on holding them in placing!
Flannery McCoy: But Alex is already on their way up to their feet, trying to pry Andre’s arm from around their neck and they start throwing elbows back into Andre’s ribs! Andre is determined to hold on though and refuses to let go, but Alex fires more elbows off at Andre before Andre shoves them into the ropes and Alex comes off of them RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! ALEX GETS TAKEN OFF THEIR FEET AS ANDRE LAUNCHES HIS FOOT RIGHT UP TO TAKE THEM DOWN! Alex stays floored with a hand to their face and Andre stomps down on their gut to bring them to sit up AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK ACROSS THE CHEST TO PUT ALEX DOWN ON THE MAT FOR A COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Stew-O: Alex kicks out and Andre starts punching them over the top and back of their head as he brings them to their feet, holding nothing back before whipping them off into a corner of the ring and charging in with a running clothesline! All of Andre’s weight gets thrown into that and now he follows up with an uppercut in the corner while he’s got Alex trapped against the turnbuckles and proceeds to whip them across the ring into the opposite corner, WHERE ALEX TRIES TO SPRING OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE OVER AN ONCOMING ANDRE WALKER BUT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION CATCHES THEM ON HIS SHOULDER! ALEX FLAILING TRYING TO GET DOWN BUT ANDRE’S GOT HIM LOCKED INTO PLACE AND DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE SO THAT THEY TAKE THE IMPACT OF COMING DOWN ON HIS SHOULDER! ANDRE COMES UP OFF HIS KNEE TO DROP DOWN ONCE AGAIN IN A MODIFIED GUTBUSTER BEFORE SENDING THEM TO THE MAT IN A SHOULDER BREAKER BY SWINGING THEM FORWARD OFF HIS SHOULDER AND ON HIS KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Alex is writhing on the mat holding their shoulder and Andre looks remorseless as he rises to his feet while staring down at Myers, and he takes off into the ropes to come back with a running knee drop to the stomach and he rolls through the momentum to get right back onto his feet, continuing his run into the next set of ropes before coming back for it again but Alex rolls out of the way this time and Andre comes down on his knee! He hobbles back up to his feet but Alex comes in with a low dropkick to the leg to take him back down, and they hurry back to their feet to run the ropes and come back with a low dropkick to the head as Andre’s still on the mat! Andre rolls over trying to get up and get back into the fight, but once on his knees, ALEX LIGHTS HIM UP WITH A KICK ACROSS THE CHEST! ALEX STRIKES WITH ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER! AND THEY GO TO STRIKE AGAIN- ANDRE DUCKS WHAT WAS A WILD KICK, BUT ALEX SWINGS THEIR LEG BACK AND THAT’S A HEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD JUST WHEN ANDRE THOUGHT HE ESCAPED!
Flannery McCoy: Andre clutches the back of his head while bringing himself up, Alex connecting with a bicycle toe kick to the face to bring Andre to a vertical base and then driving Andre into the corner to try to keep this momentum in their favor! Alex drives their shoulder repeatedly into Andre’s stomach before getting Andre’s leg around the middle rope and pulling it inward under the bottom of it to put pressure on the knee! Andre missed that knee drop moments ago and they’re doing what they can to take advantage of it; it seems like it could be a good strategy! Alex lets up at a count of four as the referee had come over and started a count, but they go right back in the corner and start trying to beat down on Andre while they’ve got him cornered! This is King of the Ring tournament brings something out of people and if Alex can keep this up, they could be on their way to being that much closer to reaching stardom in EAW!
Stew-O: It’d be a huge accomplishment for anyone, but it’d truly propel Alex into a whole new conversation about what they could be capable of! Alex attacks the other leg while Andre’s other leg is hanging out over the rope still, kicking and stomping at it until they’re knocked away with an elbow and then when they try to come back at him, Andre gets his leg back in the ring to properly launch a kick to the stomach! Alex stumbles back and Andre comes barrelling out the corner only to be taken down with a drop toe hold and Alex wisely rolls across Andre’s back to give him no chance of getting back up, and Alex gets up to Andre’s head to have him in a front headlock with Andre trying to push up to his feet! Andre shows off that impressive strength getting himself up with Alex still holding on, BUT ALEX PUSHES UP OFF THEIR FEET AND THEY COME WITH A DDT! ANDRE GETS SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND FLOPS OVER ONTO HIS BACK, WITH ALEX GOING TO THE ROPES AND SPRINGING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE TO COME DOWN ON ANDRE IN A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! ALEX HOLDING ANDRE FOR THE PIN!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: There’s no three count for Alex but they don’t appear to be deterred, but I think anyone could’ve expected that given what Andre’s proven about himself!
Stew-O: Absolutely! Andre’s one of the most resilient on the roster, always learning whether he’s losing or winning, and his advancement throughout this tournament has shown it! Alex, however, aims to keep the studious Elitist in their control and they get to their feet and begin to stomp down on Andre while he’s still on the mat! Alex focuses their attacks on the chest but they’ve got a hold of the top rope for leverage in order to keep themself standing, and that calls for a warning from the official and Alex maneuvers over into getting Andre up by his hair. He’s taken over into the corner where he gets his face bounced off the top turnbuckle and Alex unloads with a series of kicks in the corner! Andre though gets his leg in time to try to kick Alex away, but no, Myers catches the leg and YANKS Andre away from the corner so that he falls on his back!
Flannery McCoy: Alex runs the ropes again going for another springboard- ANDRE WALKER GETS HIS KNEES UP AND ALEX COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HIS KNEES! ALEX MYERS HITS OFF THE KNEE AND THEY GO ROLLING AWAY IN PAIN, ARMS WRAPPED AROUND THEIR UPPER BODY BUT THAT JUST GIVES A CLEAR TARGET TO ANDRE WHO GRABS THEM FROM BEHIND AND LAUNCHES THEM TO THE MAT IN A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Alex hits the mat and that’s sure to knock the wind out of them as they’re slammed down on their back, no doubt having pain shooting through their upper body right now! They crawl to the ropes with one arm held to their ribs and try to fight Andre off as he grabs them once again, BUT ANDRE CATCHES THE ARM AS ALEX WENT FOR A BACK ELBOW AND WALKER ABSOLUTELY TEARS ALEX AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND OFF THEIR FEET, CATCHING THEM IN A SOMAN DROP!!!
Jake Mercer: Alex finds themself trudging across the mat to try to get away for reprieve but once opting to try to get themself up, Andre strikes with a swift and forceful kick to the ribs that sends Alex back to the mat! A brutal kick that turns Alex completely over onto their back and Andre’s just slowed down the pace that Alex was looking to maintain, leaving Alex vulnerable to a methodical attack as Walker sends them out the ring through the ropes and they crash on the floor in a heap! I’m actually kinda worried of Alex right now :lupe:!!! Andre exits the ring in pursuit from just on the other side of the ring around the post, and Alex is just getting to their feet WHEN ANDRE COMES CHARGING AND TAKES THEM OFF THEIR FEET BEFORE DRIVING THEM RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!! ALEX HAS THEIR BACK RAMMED INTO THE POST AFTER GETTING SWEPT UP AGAINST ANDRE, AND ANDRE LETS THEM FALL TO THE FLOOR AFTER THAT NASTY IMPACT!!!
Stew-O: Alex is down on the floor struggling to get up and Andre brings them to stand before running them into the apron to much encouragement from Albert Hitchman! They just had their back rammed into the post and now the ring apron immediately after, I’m not sure how much further into this they’ll be able to go! Andre turns them around and proceeds to send them gut-first into the apron now, exploiting the targeted area before rolling them into the ring and making the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTTHHH-
Flannery McCoy: A kickout from Alex stops the count, but they haven’t been looking good ever since they came falling onto Andre’s knees in that moonsault attempt. Andre doesn’t look at all concerned that he’s got them right where he wants them and it’s certainly not where Alex wants or needs to be at a time like this! Andre gets to his feet with intentions to eliminate Alex from his path and he gets Alex by their hair to biel throw them into the corner, Alex crashing into the turnbuckles in a reckless fall! Andre ignores the ring official warning him to stay off the hair and with Alex getting up with their back to Andre, Walker runs into the corner driving his shoulder into their lower back! That look on Alex’s face shows what excruciating pain they’re going through right now and I’d imagine that Andre is going to continue to go after them there when it means getting closer to fulfilling those King of Elite dreams!
Stew-O: Andre pulls back and Alex nearly falls over to the mat, the only thing keeping them up being leaning into the turnbuckles! Andre storms into the corner throwing body shot punches, striking the chest and abdomen with just the most vicious impact until the Interwire Champion is backed away to allow Alex the chance to get out the corner under their own power, AND ALEX COMES RUNNING OUT JUST TO GET FLOORED WITH A URANAGE!! ANDRE DRIVES ALEX DOWN ONTO THEIR BACK AND ONCE AGAIN ALEX IS FEELING THE AGONY OF WHAT THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH ALREADY IN THIS MATCH!! Andre doesn’t allow Alex to get away and gets up with Alex bent over and their head tucked between his legs before lifting them up with intentions for a powerbomb-
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS GOES OVER ANDRE’S SHOULDERS IN A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!! ALEX IS GONNA STEAL IT :damn:!!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTTHHHH-
Jake Mercer: NO! ANDRE KICKS OUT AND HE HURRIES TO HIS FEET, ALEX SLOW TO RISE AND ANDRE REASSERTS CONTROL WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! NO! ALEX FALLS BACK TO THE MAT TO AVOID AND THEN SHOOTS UP BEHIND ANDRE TO GET HIM WITH A ROLL-UP!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTTHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM ANDRE AND ANDRE IS ONCE AGAIN BACK UP ON HIS FEET, BEATING ALEX TO A VERTICAL BASE AND GETTING THEM WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH!!! Andre clubs them over the back and Alex drops to a knee before being whipped across the ring, and Alex comes back off the ropes IN A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! ALEX TAKES THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION OFF HIS FEET AND ANDRE GOES ROLLING FROM THE RING!! ANDRE DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE HAVING BEEN THROWN OFF BALANCE AND IT SHOWS AS HE’S STUMBLING IN TRYING TO GET UP!
Stew-O: And inside the ring Alex is on their feet, hyping themself up in the moment as they see Andre beginning to get up! And they take off across the ring to the ropes, AND ALEX COMES SPRINTING BACK TO SHOOT THROUGH THE ROPES! ALEX TAKES ANDRE WALKER DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE AND THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS DOWN ONCE AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: NO HE’S NOT! ANDRE CAUGHT ALEX AND ROLLED OVER WITH ALEX STILL IN HIS GRASP! Andre gets to his feet while he holds Alex and starts toward the steps where he raises Alex overhead in a military press with intentions of throwing Alex into the ring- ALEX MYERS TAKES ANDRE WALKER OFF THE STEPS WITH A POISON RANA ON THE FLOOR!! JUST AS ANDRE WENT TO GET ONTO THE FIRST STEP, ALEX CONTORTED THEMSELF OUT OF BEING HELD UP AND DOWN ONTO ANDRE’S SHOULDERS!! ANDRE’S BEEN DROPPED ON HIS HEAD OUT THERE ON THE FLOOR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex crawls to the steps to get themself up, no doubt having trouble staying up from the onslaught to their back but manage to stumble over to Andre and then get him up, rolling him into the ring! But Alex doesn’t immediately follow in and instead climbs up onto the apron heading for the turnbuckles while Andre’s laid out in the ring! Alex climbs the turnbuckles from the outside while trying to keep a watchful eye on Andre to make sure he hasn’t moved, and Alex gets to the top turnbuckle!
Stew-O: “DOCTOR SLEEP”!!!!! ALEX LAUNCHES THEMSELF OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND THEY DRIVE THEIR KNEES INTO ANDRE WALKER’S SKULL WHILE HE WAS DOWN ON THE MAT!!! ANDRE IS OUT OF IT AS HE’S DOWN ON THE CANVAS AND ALEX TURNS THEMSELF AROUND TO TRUDGE OVER AND MAKE THE COVER!!!! ALEX REACHING FOR THE LEG AND PINNING ANDRE DOWN!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER KICKS OUT!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex looks up at the referee for reassurance and they get two fingers in the face, the ring official asserting that it wasn’t three! But where do they go from here in trying to defeat Andre?!
Jake Mercer: If they’ve got intentions of becoming King of Elite, they had better figure something out and quick because the weight of these moments only gets bigger from here! Alex looks away from the ring official and puts their attention back to Andre who hasn’t moved since the kickout, AND THEY START BEATING ANDRE OVER THE HEAD! ALEX SENDS PUNCHES AND ELBOWS AT ANDRE, THOSE GROUNDED STRIKES CONNECTING ONE AFTER THE OTHER ON A BARELY CONCIOUS ANDRE! Andre tries to cover up but Alex is just firing away at a rapid speed that’s too quick to keep up with!
Stew-O: Alex grabs a hold of Andre and goes to turn him over, getting Andre on his stomach and then positioning the legs before reaching for the arm, looking to apply the “Dawn of Torment”! They pull back on the head of Andre with their hands locked around the face, trying to force a submission here or at least make a greater effort to wear down the Interwire Champion! Andre’s trying to wriggle himself free and move with the free arm but Alex is trying to make that as difficult as possible by wrenching on the modified STF!
Flannery McCoy: Alex is shouting for Andre to tap out as Andre isn’t making it anywhere fast, and Andre stops in his efforts in trying to make it to the ropes to try to shift himself on the mat! Alex refusing to let go even as Andre’s trying to turn himself over with the ring official watching on closely- ANDRE TURNS ON HIS SIDE AND GETS THE FREE ARM FROM UNDER HIMSELF, AND SENDS A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE RIBS! ALEX DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY REALSE THE HOLD AND ANDRE SENDS ANOTHER KNOWING THAT HE’S GOT THE ADVANTAGE THERE! ALEX STRUGGLES TO KEEP THEIR HANDS CLASPED TOGETHER AND THEY’RE FORCED TO LET GO WHEN ANDRE SENDS ANOTHER NASTY BLOW TO THE RIBS!!
Stew-O: Alex is sent away with a kick upon Andre freeing himself and Walker makes it to the ropes while Alex takes the moment to gather themself, but the no less determined when they get up and go after Andre, just to get a shoulder thrust to the gut! Myers stumbles back before going at Andre again only to get a punch this time that stuns them in place and Andre starts throwing punches to the face on his way up to his feet! Alex tries to fight back but it’s a futile effort as Andre’s gathering momentum and moving with a quickness! Myers tring to whip Andre across the ring after blocking a punch but Walker counters and Alex comes running off the ropes, RIGHT INTO A LEAPING KNEE FROM ANDRE THAT CATCHES THEM RIGHT ON THE JAW!
Jake Mercer: Alex Myers falls over to the mat and into the corner where they quickly try to get themself up, just in time to meet Andre head-on by blocking a forearm and hitting one of their own! Alex striking with a kick now to the gut and then getting onto the turnbuckles with Andre’s back to them while getting a facelock and flipping forward into a stunner! NO! ANDRE SLIPPED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AND ALEX CRASHES SEATED ON THE MAT! ANDRE THROWS ALEX TO THE MAT BY THEIR HEAD AND THEN GRABS THE LEGS WHILE STANDING OVER THEM TO PULL THEM UP INTO A SPINNING WHEELBARROW SUPLEX OUT THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX GETS TOSSED TO THE CANVAS AND ENDS UP ROLLING OVER INTO A BOOT TO THE FACE! Alex rolls to the ropes and ends up on the apron but Andre reaches through the ropes to grab them, forcing them back through the ropes with Alex’s legs hanging over the middle rope AND THERE’S A ROPE-HUNG DDT THAT DROPS ALEX ON THEIR HEAD! The Interwire Champion drags Alex away from the ropes by their legs to the middle of the ring and pulls them back into a boston crab with a knee on the back! Alex is screaming out as Andre’s got his knee planted right on their spine while pulling back on the legs, looking to bend Alex in half! Myers is clawing at the canvas and trying to move but find that they’re stuck as Andre continues to apply his weight to the submission, having Alex struggling to get out of this!
Stew-O: There’ll be no easy way out of this if they manage that, and the longer they’re stuck, the more Andre can take advantage! The ring official is down by Alex asking if they want to submit but they’re still very much in this, but for how long is the question! Alex tries to push up from under Andre to maybe alleviate some pressure but Andre just stomps down on the back and reapplies the knee, having Alex trapped in the middle of the mat! Andre calls on him to tap but the crowd rallies behind Alex in trying to get them to back into the fight, having seen how far they’ve come and made it into this! Alex plants their hands on the mat and begins trying to push up again with Andre still holding the legs, Alex struggling under Andre’s weight but managing to get their chest off the canvas- ANDRE GOES TO STOMP AGAIN ON ALEX’S BACK BUT HE MISSES AS ALEX TURNS THEMSELF OVER ONTO THEIR BACK! ALEX ESCAPES THE SUBMISSION!
Jake Mercer: Alex wriggles to the ropes while Andre tries to keep a hold of the legs and once there, Alex latches onto the bottom rope! Walker tries to shake them off but Alex just continues to climb the ropes until they make it to the top and they pull their legs in before shooting them out to shake Andre off! Andre goes right back after Alex and they kick up at Andre while leaning back into the ropes, but Andre catches the legs over his shoulders AND RIPS ALEX AWAY FROM THE ROPES! ALEX HANGING UPSIDE DOWN UNTIL ANDRE LIFTS THEM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND THEN THROWS HIM DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB ON THE MAT! ANDRE HOLDS THE LEGS THOUGH AND LIFTS THEM UP AGAIN, CONNECTING WITH A SECOND POWERBOMB! AND ANDRE STILL HOLDS THE LEGS BEFORE LIFTING A BEATEN AND BATTERED ALEX BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: “RIGAMORTUS”!!! ANDRE SWIFTLY ADJUSTS HIS HOLD ON ALEX AND PULLS THEM DOWN INTO A JACKHAMMER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! ALEX GETTING PLANTED ON THE MAT AND ANDRE MAKES THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: ALEX MYERS KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: Andre shakes his head in frustration upon Alex’s kicking out and he sits up processing his next move, obviously looking to put this one away officially! Andre drags a limp Alex up to their feet and they can barely keep themself up as they’re struck with a headbutt, stumbling away from Andre and to the corner where Andre pulls them out and spins them around to send them into the post! Andre steps out onto the apron and pulls their head away from the steel, ONLY TO THROW IT BACK INTO THE RING POST SO THAT IT BOUNCES OFF!!! ALEX MYERS JUST HAD THEIR HEAD BANGED OFF THE RING POST AND NOW THEY’RE HANGING THERE IN THE TURNBUCKLES! JUST RUTHLESS!!!
Jake Mercer: They’re left to Andre’s intentions, which apparently involve shoving Alex back into the ring and the referee drops down to check in on the barely moving Alex Myers, the 5’8 Elitist blindly reaching for the bottom rope when Andre enters the ring again and starts to stomp them while they’re down on the mat! Andre’s backed off of them and Alex is clearly out of it as they struggle to get themself up, the referee coming over to check on them once again after having taken that nasty hit to the head and that’s when Andre takes the moment to capitalize ONLY TO BE POPPED UP OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX TRIES TO KICK AT ANDRE’S LEGS BUT HE JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND REACHES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO PULL MYERS TO THE MAT AND OUT THE RING! ANDRE KEEPS THEM STANDING AND LOOKS TO WHIP THEM INTO THE STAIRS- ALEX COUNTERS AND ANDRE CRASHES INTO THE STEPS INSTEAD!!! Andre’s doubled over the steps with a hand on his knee, apparently having had it hit against the steps in the collision! AND ALEX COMES FROM BEHIND CLUBBING ANDRE OVER THE BACK! ALEX IS LOOKING DESPERATE TO KEEP THEIR CHANCES ALIVE AND THEY’RE TAKING THIS OPENING BY BEATING THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF ANDRE WALKER RIGHT NOW!!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE WITH A BACK KICK TO SEND ALEX AWAY AND HE TURNS AROUND LIMPING, AND ALEX COMES CHARGING WITH ANDRE CATCHING ALEX! ANDRE TRYING TO SEND ALEX MYERS OVERHEAD BUT ALEX ROTATES TO LAND ON THEIR FEET ON THE STEPS TAKING EVERYONE BY SURPRISE!!! Alex having leaned into the ring post for support to keep themself up and Andre turns to try to quickly sweep the legs but Alex stomps down on Andre’s hand! Andre pulls back once Alex comes off of his hand and from their vantage point, ALEX CONNECTS WITH A BLOCKBUSTER FROM THE STEPS TO PUT ANDRE DOWN!!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN AND OUT ON THE OUTSIDE, THE REFEREE BEGINNING A COUNT FOR A COUNTOUT IF NEITHER ONE OF THEM CAN MAKE IT BACK UP IN TIME!
Stew-O: Alex hit a desperation move knowing that they could’ve very well been put out of this tournament and with this chance they’ve got now, they’ve got to capitalize on it and fast!
(Alex is the first to stir at a count of four and they make it to the apron at six upon trudging over, then having to make it back over to Andre to get him back into the ring!)
Flannery McCoy: They don’t want this end by countout and they’re determined to defeat Andre, getting him up and into the ring with them following after Walker, beating the ten-count! But now dragging Andre by the arm, Alex positions the Interwire Champion near the turnbuckles on his back and heads up the corner themself! Andre appears to be out of it as they make it to the top rope and they take one last look back!
Stew-O: “SINNER’S LULLABY”!!! ALEX DIVES BACKWARD OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND THEY COME BACK DOWN ONTO ANDRE WALKER’S RAISED KNEES! ALEX IS ON THE MAT ARCHING UP OFF OF IT IN SERIOUS PAIN, HAVING ALREADY HAD THEIR BACK AND MIDSECTION PUT THROUGH SO MUCH – AND ANDRE WALKER JUST ENSURED THAT THEY’LL BE FEELING THAT LONG AFTER THE MATCH IS OVER!!!
Jake Mercer: A nasty fall for anyone to take and Alex is laying on the mat unable to stand! Andre’s sitting up clutching at his knee but gets himself up with the help of the ropes, Alex leaning completely into the ropes on the side of the ring they’re on as they try to make a valiant effort back up! Alex just hardly able to keep themself up as they step away from the ropes-
Flannery McCoy: “HUNGER ON HILLSIDE”!!! ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH A SPEAR ON ALEX MYERS, PRACTICALLY CUTTING THEM IN HALF AS HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT ALEX TO TAKE THEM DOWN!!! ALEX IS OUT ON THE MAT AND ANDRE LAYS ACROSS THEM FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer begins to play and Andre pulls himself off of Alex, sitting up before he gets to his feet with the ring official raising his hand!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. the Interwire Champion, ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker closes out the main event by defeating Alex Myers and ensuring that he advances from this Semifinal Round of the King of Elite tournament!
Flannery McCoy: A wild bout that featured Alex trying to pull out all the stops against Andre, but ultimately, Andre came in with a gameplan and a target that Alex just couldn’t overcome! They brought what they could to the ring and in the condition they ended up in, that fighting spirit definitely had to be appreciated! Andre, however, had other plans that Myers succumbed to as Andre just refused to stay down!
Jake Mercer: Legend shit :wow:!!!! He could very well end up becoming the King of Elite while also reigning as the Interwire Champion, and it’d just be another noteworthy accomplishment in what’s going to be a growing list of achievements as time goes on!
(While Alex is helped out of the ring by the referee, Andre is brought the Interwire Championship by Albert Hitchman who hands it over and Walker raises it up into the air as he leans into the ropes. Albert applauds Andre for his victory with both of them knowing what it means, having him that much closer to the coveted King of Elite winner circle and the possibility of that happening drawing near. On the sight of Andre making his way around the ring to take in the victory, the scene fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
