(EAW intro plays…)
( RECAP – After a Reasonable Doubt recap is played, the show is kicked off with Kassidy Heart sharing her Road To Redemption thoughts and plans. TLA and Impact interrupt her, with TLA standing tall over both of his two opponents. The first match of the evening is between Pandora Paisley and Roberto De La Rosa; Abel Atami interferes and attacks Roberto De La Rosa. Afterwards, it fades to Ronan Malosi in Hurricane Hawk’s office. Ronan Malosi warns Hawk about his new team of lawyers, and that he has hired Alan Alimony to ensure that Hawk is of the law. The second of the match sees ARIA picking up a huge victory over Oliver Taylor. Limmy Monaghan makes one of his first statements as the new EAW Hardcore Champion. Lethal Consequences confronts him and challenges him for a championship match at Road To Redemption, to which Limmy Monaghan would happily accept.. Afterwards, Mikaela Street interviews a bandaged up Adam Lucas. He announces that he isn’t interested in a rematch, but has intentions to get into the world championship conversation. He publicly asks for a spot in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Next up, Veena Adams uses her new found viciousness to put away Voltage’s Shane Gates. Charlie Marr, disgruntled by his Reasonable Doubt loss and displays his discontent over the result, believes that he should be in the match regardless. Jon Kelton and Jonny Airhart come out to state otherwise, to where Hurricane Hawk would grant them an opportunity to become the last Extreme Elimination Chamber entrant in a triple threat next week. Next up, Theron Nikolas speaks a week after the gruesome Reasonable Doubt main event. With the finish having Kassidy Heart tapping him out by wrapping barbed wire around his arm in an armbar, Nikolas still has yet to recover and has his arm in a sling. Nikolas is in a different mood today, and he makes his different intentions known. He is no longer interested in the materialistic possessions and accepted his inferiority to Kassidy Heart. However, that doesn’t mean he is finished as intends to burn the world of Kassidy Heart, starting with the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Nikolas leaves the ring, leaving the world anxious as it is a bold statement to enter such a match considering the condition of his arm. It then transitions to a main event, which is yet another inter-branded warfare between Voltage’s Alex Myers and Harper Lee. Harper Lee secures the hard-fought victory before it turns to Hurricane Hawk’s office in the concluding moments. Hurricane Hawk announces a contract signing between Lethal Consequences and Limmy Monaghan next week. He announces the additions of Adam Lucas and Theron Nikolas to the Extreme Elimination Chamber. The final shot is a pissed off Kassidy Heart and Hurricane Hawk having an intense stare down.)
( The recap video fades to black, and it opens up to a rowdy and raucous 20,000 Bostonians in the TD Garden. “Brick Wall” by A Day To Remember’ is accompanied with loud cheers and amplified with blue pyro shooting up and down on the stage. Everyone in attendance chant “WE WRESTLE” in harmony multiple times, as the fireworks continue to light up. Bright lights shine through the leftover smoke as the camera pans into the main titantron. The camera continues to fade between various of the live audience before it transitions into a front view of the commentators. )
Deadprez: ONCE AGAIN!! WE ARE LIVE ACROSS THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ON YOUR CABLE FOR ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN!! TONIGHT, THE TD GARDEN HOSTS ANOTHER EPISODE AS WE RAMP UP TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION HERE IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Eve: WE ARE PROUD TO BRING YOU YET ANOTHER NIGHT OF PREMIERE WRESTLING!! THE FINAL ENTRANT TO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER WILL BE SETTLED AMONGST CHARLIE MARR, JON KELTON, AND JONNY AIRHART IS ANOTHER HUGE TRIPLE THREAT MAIN EVENT!! VOLTAGE’S REBECCA BLACKWELL TRIES TO TAME THE UNSTOPPABLE BEAST THAT IS KASSIDY HEART!! TLA WILL RENEW HIS PAIN FOR PRIDE RIVALRY WITH LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, AMIR YUSUF TRIES TO TOPPLE THE NINE-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, IMPACT!! ABEL ATAMI FACES ROBERTO DE LA ROSA, AND ARIA FACES THE DEBUTING SENATOR CASPER! A STACKED CARD!!
Gavin Kirkland: WE ARE WEEKS AWAY FROM A NEW EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! LET’S GET THIS SHOW STARTED BECAUSE I CANNOT WAIT!!
( Gina Romano is seen standing in the middle of the ring. )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
( ‘DESTINY’ by Saori Yoshida begins to blast across the PA system and the fans immediately begin to cheer. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM CHANDLER, ARIZONA… WEIGHING IN 127 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE SACRED DETECTIVE’ ARIA!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :drakelike: It’s been awhile since EAW has an Aria on its roster and I have to say, I definitely like this one better than the other one.
Eve: Because she’s white and blonde? :mjpls:
Gavin Kirkland: We all know I got a type, Eve. I ain’t apologizing!
Deadprez: Well last week, Aria made her debut here in EAW and impressed a lot of people with her natural talent. She picked up the win and tonight she looks to knock off one of the EAW’s newest signees, in Senator Casper. Casper promises to be a huge challenge for Aria, but if she shows the same grit and determination that she did last week, there is no doubt in my mind that she’ll come through this match just fine.
( Aria is in the ring and after her music fades out, it is replaced by ‘Hail to the Chief’. A long, black stretch limousine drives onto the stage and then begins to make its way to the ring. Hanging out of the sun roof is the man who is making his EAW debut tonight. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! FROM NEW YORK CITY… WEIGHING IN AT 295 POUNDS… HE IS ‘AMERICA’S ONLY SOLUTION’ SENATOR CASPER!
( The crowd doesn’t really know how to react to Casper, who just keeps the shit eating grin on his face as the limo stops at the ring. )
Eve: So apparently, this guy, Senator Casper, actually has his own personal ring announcer but his flight ended up delayed and he didn’t get here in time.
Gavin Kirkland: This guy looks like someone I might share some political views with…
Deadprez: :francis:
( Senator Casper gets into the ring and after some shenanigans, he finally gets ready for his match. The referee checks with both competitors to make sure they are ready and then calls for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Gavin Kirkland: Bless this perfect, underage looking fantasy dream girl. She just offered Senator Casper a handshake.
Eve: Did you just… no. Nevermind. I’m not even going to go there.
Deadprez: Senator Casper just slapped Aria’s hand away and he is circling her right now. Aria doesn’t look very happy that Casper didn’t take the gesture of sportsmanship, and he looks pretty unapologetic about it. Aria is keeping her eye on as he comes to a stop and motions for her to lock up with him. Aria hesitates but there she goes! She heads towards Senator Casper, but he shoves her away like she’s nothing. Aria falls back on her bottom but she quickly picks herself up and launches herself at Senator Casper! Casper catches her in mid-air, spins her around, and drops her to the mat with an absolutely devastating backbreaker! Aria rolls away from him, holding her lower back and grimacing in pain.
Gavin Kirkland: Not the way I picture breaking her back if you get my drift.
Eve: Man, this is really the first match of the night and we’re not going to set the tone for the show like this. Got it?
Gavin Kirkland: :will: You really suck the fun out of everything.
Eve: Aria is up and she’s putting on a brave face. This time Senator Casper cuts her off with a brutal boot to the face! Casper kicks Aria into the corner and he begins stomping away on her head and neck. It doesn’t look like he wants to play around anymore. He grips the ropes and steps on Aria’s head, and the referee has no other choice but to start the five count. Casper lifts his foot at the count of four but not before he stomps on Aria’s head once again!
Deadprez: Aria attempts to roll out of the ring but Casper takes her by the ankle and drags her back to the center of the ring. Aria tries to fight him off, but Casper grabs her by the hair, pulls her up, and there’s a huge belly-to-belly suplex! Senator Casper falls on top of Aria and we have our first cover of the night!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTT-
Eve: Shoulder up for Aria!
Gavin Kirkland: Senator Casper hoists Aria up as he gets to his feet and oh man. He’s pressing her above his head. There is clearly a massive size difference between these two competitors, and Casper just lets Aria fall to the mat! That was almost a 7-foot drop for Aria and she’s clutching her stomach as she rolls towards the ropes. Casper walks towards her and Aria… man what a little firecracker! She kicks Casper right in the night but he replies by kicking her right in the face!
Deadprez: So far, things have not gone that well for Aria. This is only her second match in EAW, and Casper’s first. We still have a lot to learn about both of these competitors, but Senator Casper, for all the fuckery he uploaded this week, seems to be a pretty focused and dominating competitor. Aria is holding her jaw and using the ropes to pull herself up, but Casper keeps her on the mat with a violent kick to the ribs. Look at the smile on his face. He seems to enjoy toying with Aria.
Eve: Well something tells me that Aria is going to do whatever she can to get herself back into this match. She doesn’t strike me as the type to back down from anything, even if her opponent is bigger and stronger. Casper kicks her hand from the ropes, though, and he snatches her up by the arm! Casper lifts Aria up again, but she catches him with an elbow to the top of the head! Casper’s hold on Aria slips and she finds herself on her feet! She levels Casper with a forearm shot to the kidney but he whirls around and tries to take her down with a clothesline! Aria ducks and wraps her arms around the waist of Casper! He catches her in the side of the head with an elbow and punches her right in the jaw!
Gavin Kirkland: The force of that blow sends Aria to the mat and Casper grabs her by the arm! He holds onto Aria’s arm while he violently starts stomping down on her head! Aria’s head crashes into the mat over and over!
Deadprez: Casper’s Chief of Staff, Michael Bridges, looks extremely pleased with the brutality his guy is displaying. This is the EAW Universe’s first look at this enigmatic Elitist and what he could potentially bring to this company.
Eve: Aria is seeing stars right now and Senator Casper grabs her up by the ears! He’s yelling something at her that our camera isn’t picking up, but Aria doesn’t look too happy right now! She connects with a headbutt right to the bridge of Senator Casper’s nose and he looks stunned! Aria immediately runs the ropes and attempts to take him down with a shoulder block! Casper doesn’t budge but that doesn’t stop Aria! She lights him up with a series of shoot style kicks and strikes! Whatever he said to her lit a fire under Aria, and now she’s going at Senator Casper with machine gun like chest chops! She chops him all the way back into the corner and kicks him in the stomach until he’s forced down into a sitting position! Aria races around the ring and there’s a beautiful running cannonball senton!!!! She grabs Senator Casper by the hair, drags him out of the corner, and spikes him in the center of the ring with a DDT! Aria slips outside to the ring apron now and she jumps on the top rope! SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! SHE LANDS ON THE BACK OF CASPER’S NECK!!! Aria flips him over and she goes for the cover!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Senator Casper with the kickout!
Deadprez: Aria has shifted the momentum of the match in her direction and she wants to make sure she keeps it. She’s back and runs the ropes! Aria leaps in the air and plants her feet right in the middle of Casper’s chest, driving all the air out of his lungs! She follows up with a standing moonsault and goes for another cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Eve: Another kickout for Senator Casper!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Aria doesn’t waste any time, though! She is back up and running for the ropes again! This time she leaps on the second rope and there’s a springboard moonsault!!!!
Deadprez: BUT CASPER GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!!
Eve: Aria is grabbing at her back again and Senator Casper might just have gotten a second chance in this match!
Gavin Kirkland: Senator Casper looks seriously pissed that Aria came very close to winning this match not once, but twice :lupe:. It doesn’t look good for Aria right now as Casper looms over her and begins kicking her in the lower back! Aria tries to get to the ropes, but Casper scoops her up and slams her down over his knee! He doesn’t let her go and hoists her up in the air again before planting her down on the mat with a sidewalk slam!
Deadprez: I would have gone for the cover but it seems like the Senator has other plans. He grips Aria by the neck and tosses her into the corner! Aria slams against those turnbuckles and Casper flies at her, looking for a running big boot! Aria manages to move out of the way and she quickly takes advantage of Casper getting hung up on the top rope! She rolls him up from behind but Casper is quick to roll through! Both competitors are back to their feet now! Aria connects with a flurry of forearm shots to the chest of Senator Casper! She quickly grabs his arm and looks to whip him into the ropes, but Casper plants his feet and sends her crashing to the mat with a clothesline! Aria rolls out of the way as Casper attempts to stomp her, but he grabs her up by the nape of neck and locks her in a sleeperhold!
Eve: Senator Casper has his arms locked firmly around Aria’s neck as he begins to ragdoll her! Aria is trying to get free, but Casper is being relentless right now! Casper drags Aria over to the corner and he slams her into the turnbuckles! Aria slumps to the ground but Casper uses her hair to drive her face into the top turnbuckle! He slams her face into the turnbuckles a total of ten times before slamming the back of her head into the mat!
Gavin Kirkland: It makes me sad to admit that this match has largely gone in Senator Casper’s favor. Aria looks distressed right now and I wish there was something I could do to help her out.
Eve: Keeping your ass in that seat is the best thing you could do for all of us right now.
Deadprez: Casper looks to grab Aria, but she’s able to connect with a kick to the side of his knee! Senator Casper is caught off guard and Aria drags herself to all fours and gets him with a chop block! Senator Casper is down to one knee now and there’s Aria with a diving clothesline! Senator Casper falls back and Aria throws herself on top of him! She is unloading stiff rights and lefts! Casper throws her off, but Aria is back on the attack! She continues to beat up on the debuting Senator Capser, and Casper once again throws her to the side! Aria is up now and she grabs Casper by the legs! Casper is flailing and trying to kick her back, but Aria tries to turn him around! She is looking for a Boston crab, but I think Casper might be too strong!
Gavin Kirkland: Aria is struggling but she is determined! She finally gets Casper on his stomach and she locks in the Boston Crab! Aria has the Boston Crab locked in!!!
Eve: But look at Casper’s Chief of Staff! Michael Bridges just pushed the bottom rope towards Casper and he grabs on! The referee sees Casper with the ropes and he orders Aria to break the submission! Aria looks crushed but she lets go and Casper pulls himself onto the apron and drops to the ground!
Deadprez: Michael Bridges is down on the outside and he is trying to encourage Casper to get up and get back into this match! Aria notices that neither man is paying attention to her and she gets a running start as Michael pulls Casper to his feet!
Gavin Kirkland: TOPE CON HILO BY ARIA!!!!
Eve: CASPER PULLS MICHAEL IN THE WAY! MICHAEL IS TAKEN DOWN BY ARIA WHILE SENATOR CASPER ATTACKS HER FROM BEHIND! HE GRABS THE SURPRISED ARIA AND THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!
Deadprez: ARIA IS SEEING STARS AS SHE STRUGGLES INTO A SITTING POSITION! SHE DOESN’T EVEN SEE SENATOR CASPER BARRELING TOWARDS HER AND HE CRUSHES HER SKULL INTO THE STEPS THANKS TO A BIG BOOT!
Gavin Kirkland: CASPER GRABS ARIA AND THROWS HER IN THE RING! HE QUICKLY SCRAMBLES AFTER HER AND JERKS HER UP! CASPER HOOKS THE LEG AND THERE’S THE FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! COME ON, ARIA! DON’T LET HIM BEAT YOU!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRR-
Deadprez: NO!!!! ARIA IS ABLE TO CONTINUE! SENATOR CASPER LOOKS FRUSTRATED AND HE IMMEDIATELY PICKS UP ARIA! HE HAS HER LOCKED IN THE GUTWRENCH POSITION AND HE IS ABOUT TO PUT HER AWAY! ARIA IS KICKING THE HELL OUT OF HIM RIGHT NOW AS HE IS TRYING TO HOLD ON TO HER!
Eve: CASPER SITS HER DOWN ON HER FEET AND GRABS ARIA BY THE WRIST! HE WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES AND THERE’S THE CLOTHESLINE FROM H-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! ARIA WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE THROUGH CASPER’S LEGS! HE COMPLETELY MISSES AND WHIRLS AROUND JUST TO BE MET WITH A DROPKICK TO THE JAW! CASPER DOESN’T GO DOWN BUT ARIA FORCES HIM BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! SHE LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT CASPER GETS HIS FEET UP! ARIA REGAINS HER FOOTING RIGHT AS SENATOR CASPER GOES FOR A SECOND CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Deadprez: ARIA DODGES CASPER’S SECOND ATTEMPT TO END THE MATCH WITH AN AMAZING MATRIX LIKE MOVE! SHE GETS BACK UP, SEES CASPER’S BACK TO HER AND SHE ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ARIA!!!
( ‘DESTINY’ by Saori Yoshida begins to blast across the PA system and a surprised, but elated Aria throws her hands up in the air to celebrate! )
Eve: WOW! Senator Casper just kicked out half a second too late and Aria has scored her second win in as many matches! Guys! She stole that win from Casper!
Gavin Kirkland: Senator Casper is absolutely outraged right now! My little detective has bailed from the ring but you can’t miss that amazing smile on her face. She knows that she got lucky tonight and she is happy to take the win this way! Senator Casper overpowered Aria for a good portion of this match but in the end, it was Aria who seized the moment and came out on top.
( Senator Casper and a recovering Michael Bridges are both arguing with the referee that Aria didn’t get the three count. Meanwhile, on the ramp, Aria is grinning from ear-to-ear as the fans shower her with support. She might only have two matches under her belt, but there’s no doubt that Aria might very well become a pivotal player in EAW if she keeps showing up and showing out. )
( Showdown fades to commercial break. )
(As it comes back from a commercial, Hurricane Hawk is seen standing with Showdown’s newest tag team The Ice Aces, with Ayu Megumi already a very highly respected Showdown roster and the newest member to the brand, Usagi Senshi.)
Hurricane Hawk: Ladies! Thank you so much for stopping by, I wanted to just say how excited I am for you Usagi to come and join us, I think that you two together will be extremely beneficial in the tag team scene and expect great things from you!
Usagi Senshi: Thank you Hurricane Hawk, we are very excited to be a part of Showdown. I could no longer watch Ayu do this alone, I am very protective of her and whatever I can do to help is why I am here. We plan to become Unified Tag Team Champions!
Ayu Megumi: It is such a joy to have her here and I appreciate all that you have done for us, Hurricane Hawk! I am loving being on Showdown!
Hurricane Hawk: I am glad to hear that. Usagi, Ayu has been nothing but a pleasure to work with so far and I have so many high expectations heading into 2022, but first and foremost, with the talent exchange between the three brands, I have talked to New Eden and you two will be scheduled to face Danny Tanner and Candice Blair Ava in your debuts on Voltage, but next week and going into Road to Redemption, Ayu I have some huge news.
Ayu Megumi: Oh?
Hurricane Hawk: Yes, as the Showdown representative I am inserting you and giving you the biggest match of your short career since you have wrestled such greats already and done extremely well… a chance at the UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP inside the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!
(Her eyes widen, shaking some and even a bit teary as Ayu jumps up and down and hugs Hurricane Hawk. He laughs some as USagi then hugs her.)
Ayu Megumi: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I will not let you down!
Hurricane Hawk: I know you will not and I look forward to see what you can do and bring home the gold but next week, Ayu? You are going to show the world just how good you are by facing the Universal Women’s Champion, Ms. Extreme one on one here on Showdown!
(Ayu can’t contain her excitement, as Usagi is so happy for her. They both bow in gratification as Hawk bows.)
Usagi Senshi: Thank you so much!
Hurricane Hawk: Oh and Usagi, you will also be in action next week. Ladies, thank you and enjoy the show!
(Again they both nod and start getting excited again when leaving his office as Hurricane Hawk smirks as it fades to ringside for the next match…)
( “Downfall” by TRUSTcompany plays throughout the arena as the sexy “Hellcat” Pandora Paisley walks down the aisle and to the announcers table. Wearing tight skin leather pants, boots, a cheetah print halter top, and fedora, she walks up to the crew and grabs a headset, sitting next to Gavin Kirkland.)
Deadprez: Pandora Paisley, welcome and thank you for joining us here at the announce desk tonight.
Eve: It is a pleasure, and we were extremely impressed with your debut last week even though it ended in a very bad way with Abel Atami costing you the match by DQ.
Pandora Paisley: That fat wanker made the biggest mistake of his short career here in the EAW. That was my first match to make an impression and he bloody cost me. So, I get to have a bird’s eye view of those two here tonight sitting next to this handsome stud.
Gavin Kirkland: I am in love, Pandora you are my favorite….. like ever.
Pandora Paisley: I better be, love.
Gavin Kirkland: Can we have her at the announce table every week?
(The camera pans to the ring as Gina Romano stands there ready with the mic for the introductions.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM HIDALGO, MEXICO! WEIGHING IN AT 245 LBS.! ACCOMPANNIED TO THE RING BY ESMERALDA…. “EL PADASTRO” ROBERTO DE LA ROSA!!!!!!!!!
(“Ser Real” by Oscar Cortez Ft. T3R Elemento begins to play throughout the arena when Roberto De La Rosa comes out with a custom-made designer suit, wearing luxurious jewelry, and puffing a cigar as his beautiful valet Esmeralda follows him and begins to slowly remove his clothing as his ring gear is revealed. As she finishes, De La Rosa throws his cigar to the floor and stomps it as pyro starts shooting wildly and a Mexican Flag is suspended behind him…)
Deadprez: You two went to war last week, Pandora and many say you had him beat, but now he faces Abel Atami and these two want to kill one another after last week.
Gavin Kirkland: Everyone knows that the hottest signee on Showdown had that match in hand, De la Rosa is lucky that Atami saved him!
Pandora Paisley: You’re good mate, you’re really good at your job.
Eve: Don’t feed his ego please.
(Roberto De La Rosa gets into the ring and poses, Esmeralda claps as he turns when his music fades and it is replaced with ‘Madness” by KSI. Abel Atami slowly walks out and looks around, then focuses at the ring, walking down….)
Gina Romano: HIS OPPONENT! HE HAILS FROM UPOLU, SAMOA! WEIGHING IN AT 247 LBS.! HE IS “THE SAMOAN MAMBA” ABEL ATAMI!!!!!!
(Abel makes no doubt about the focus he has to his opponent, rolling into the ring and glancing over at Pandora Paisley who lowers her sunglasses, the three have a stare down for a moment as the referee calls for the bell and the match to begin.)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Pandora Paisley: These two plonkers have been ignoring the fact they cost ME the match last week, yet all they have been doing is talking about themselves.
Eve: And a lot of bad blood here between two rising stars and the referee calls for this match to begin quickly!
Deadprez: Talk about a lot of beef there, they are both looking for positioning and moving up higher on the card on Showdown, much like you Pandora.
Gavin Kirkland: She’s already at the top of any card, Prez!
Pandora Paisley: Thanks love.
(Abel and Roberto circle the ring before stopping and getting into each other’s faces, as a shoving match starts, and Roberto runs against the ropes….)
Deadprez: Two bulls ramming into each other and neither one of them is budging! Abel screams at Roberto to try it again, running against the ropes, he bulldozes one more time through Abel but gets nowhere! A left hook and Abel staggers, no! Abel with a right one of his own and both of these men are laying the lumber on one another!
Eve: You have two powerful men that are not looking for anything less than to hurt each other in this match! They are laying into one another and ABEL ATAMI WITH A HUGE LARIAT! ROBERTO DOESN’T GO DOWN! ABEL TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND….. DE LA ROSA WITH A SCOOP UP SLAM ON ATAMI AND HE GOES DOWN HARD! HE GETS BACK UP AND CHARGES IN AGAIN ONLY TO GET A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! HE IS DOWN AND HERE COMES DE LA ROSA WITH A HUGE LEG DROP AND THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TW…..
Pandora Paisley: I hope that wanker didn’t think a couple of little slams was going to keep that big bastard down.
Gavin Kirkland: I love your accent.
Pandora Paisley: Are you flirting with me, Gavin?
Gavin Kirkland: Well…. I….. maybe I am.
Pandora Paisley: Continue, I like the attention.
Eve: What a nightmare scenario we have here, a woman actually giving Gavin attention.)
Deadprez: In the ring though we have Abel Atami with a quick kickout! He is back to his feet and De La Rosa charges in, SAMOAN DROP BY ABEL ATAMI! He took the wind outta Roberto! Esmeralda looks on in concern as Abel runs against the ropes… he drops all his weight on him with a senton! GOING FOR A COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Roberto powers out! These two are already dropping some big moves on one another! Abel picks up Roberto, elbow smash after elbow smash to the chest and De La Rosa already bruising up! Backing him up to the corner, a chop! Whipping him into the opposite turnbuckle and he runs in, NO! Boot by De la Rosa and he comes running out TALON DE AGUILA! WHAT A HUGE SPEAR AND HE ALMOST BROKE ABEL IN HALF! He is not going for a cover, instead he is waiting as Abel is slow back to his feet, turning around and…… SUPERKICK BY ATAMI!
Pandora Paisley: He’s quick and impressive for a big girthy man like that and he finishes it off with a DDT! Oh, I like this… they need to just kill each other. See though, these two, no matter what they do in that ring? Don’t compare to me.
Gavin Kirkland: I agree with this statement 100%. These two beefy men are nothing compared to this Hellcat but if I must, Abel Atami for his size is quick, no question about that, but I must apologize for my lack of commentary in this boring match when I have the sexiest woman in the EAW sitting next to me.
(Eve and Deadprez both lean forward and look over at Gavin just gawking at Pandora as she smirks and winks…)
Deadprez: Anyways…. De La Rosa is down! He picks the big man up and Atami with another stiff chop! And another! Backing De La Rosa back, Irish Whip into the ropes, he catches him in SPINEBUSTER! THAT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY! HERE IS THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pandora Paisley: A very impressive kick out by De La Rosa and I know how tough this man is, he hits like a piece of iron and can take a ton of punishment. Definitely a man to watch much like Atami.
(Atami looks a little surprised that De La Rosa kicked out. Clapping his hands, he sits up De La Rosa and pinches his neck with a nerve hold, clamping it down trying to wear him down. Roberto screams in pain, trying to hold his own….)
Eve: He is squeezing on those nerves in the base of the neck that is paralyzing! It is a good wear down hold. Pandora, knowing the strength of both of these men, does that concern you at all that facing them, with your smaller frame that they could…..
Pandora: What? Break me in half? I don’t worry about that kind of shit, love. Oops. Am I allowed to curse Gavi?
Gavin Kirkland: You Yes! Yes! Oh, my fucking gosh, she called me Gavi! I….. I am in love. Where is that sock….
Pandora Paisley: Sock?
Eve: No… no…. Nevermind…. De La Rosa is trying to get back to his feet, he is forcing himself up as the crowd looks on and ELBOW TO THE GUT OF ATAMI! AND ANOTHER! ATAMI LETS GO OF THE HOLD AND DE LA ROSA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, BORDER CRASHER ON ATAMI! THE KNEE CONNECTS AND ATAMI IS DOWN, DE LA ROSA DROPS FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR…..
Pandora Paisley: He’s a tough bastard, nice kick out by Atami, I almost admire this pillock. De La Rosa obviously is going to have to do a lot more to take this big beast down.
Deadprez: Atami is in trouble, as De La Rosa picks him back up, whip into the turnbuckle, charging in…. NO! he gets hit with a backhand! De La Rosa is stunned, and Atami comes rushing out of the corner, but De La Rosa with another SPEAR….. NO! ATAMI GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND DE LA ROSA HITS THE STEEL POST! HE FALLS BACK SOME AS ATAMI WITH A HUGE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! DE LA ROSA IS DOWN AND ATAMI IS BACK UP… SIGNALING FOR THE SAMOAN’S KNEE! LIFTING HIM UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS, DE LA ROSA CAN’T GET OUT OF IT!
Eve: He hits this, and it is over, there is nothing that De La Rosa can do about it and looks at Esmeralda watching in fear!
Gavin Kirkland: Abel Atami about to come away the winner and….. wait!
Pandora Paisley: Not if I have to say anything about it, see you again soon, love.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t leave me…. PLEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!!
(Pandora takes off the headset and slides into the ring, Atami has Roberto De La Rosa up and….)
Deadprez: KICK TO THE GROIN OF ROBERTO! HE DROPS DE LA ROSA AND PANDORA GRABS ATAMI FROM BEHIND WITH THE HEADLOCK DRIVER….. CATASTROPHE!!!!!!
(The referee quickly turns and calls for the bell…..)
(DING!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION…. ROBERTO DE LA ROSA!!!!!
(“Ser Real” by Oscar Cortez Ft. T3R Elemento starts to play throughout the arena as Roberto de la Rosa kneels there in shock holding his groin as Pandora Paisley slid into the ring and just gave him the victory by attacking Abel Atami and laying him out with the CATastrophe.)
Gavin Kirkland: She had every right and just made a statement! Let’s see him try to interfere with her matches again! De La Rosa gets another cheap victory but this one I don’t mind so much! Pandora gets a measure of revenge!
Eve: She does but Abel Atami like she did had this match in hand, he looked to put away Roberto De La Rosa but Pandora Paisley was having none of it! A great match between two future Champions but was ruined because of what happened last week and we all know just by listening to her that Pandora Paisley is one vengeful woman!
Deadprez: Look in the ring!
(Roberto and Pandora glare at each other as she flips him off with the bird, rolls out of the ring and makes her way toward the back. The referee raises Roberto’s hand, but he quickly snatches it away as Abel rolls to the outside of the ring, holding his face and slowly looking up at Pandora walking away…)
Deadprez: There is going to be a lot said heading into next week and between these three individuals! Pandora saw her opening and now Abel Atami is probably regretting what he did last week, or maybe he isn’t but one thing we know for sure this is just beginning between these Elitists!
(Esmeralda is in the ring now checking on Roberto as Pandora turns and starts to laugh, leaving both Able Atami and De La Rosa seething and it fades to a commercial for Sandals Vacation, where it seems like every EAW Elitist is disappearing too…)
(Fading back from the commercial, Hurricane Hawk is seen tidying up some papers, anxiously looking up at the clock and then at his wristwatch as if he is waiting for someone.)
Hurricane Hawk: Come on, come on, I don’t have all day.
(He opens his desk drawer, and places some of the papers in the cabinet, suddenly sensing that someone has walked into the office, causing him to bring his head up to greet who he was waiting for. His face drops, and the camera pans around, revealing a smug Ronan Malosi, Mr. Alimony and two others standing there.)
Hurricane Hawk: Ronan, I don’t have time for this right now. If you would like to make an appointment with…
(Ronan slams his hands down on the desk.)
Ronan Malosi: NO!!!
(Hawk sighs and puffs out his cheeks.)
Ronan Malosi: You’ve had a week, and that is more than long enough for you to consider my demands. We, and by that, I mean myself, Mr. Alimony, Weston Scott and Ashton Hail…
(The camera pans down them all as he speaks by way of an introduction.)
Ronan Malosi: …are here right now for you to give us your decision. And I hope for your sake it’s the right one. You want to think yourself lucky that I am giving you a choice after all that you put me through at Reasonable Doubt, and the total lack of concern for my safety. You either meet every single one of those demands, or I take from you EVERYTHING you have. Now… What is your choice Hawk?
(Hawk surveys the scene in front of him, looking at everyone who looks at him expectantly. He finally stops on Malosi, and nods his head, opening a different drawer and pulling out the paperwork that Ronan presented him with last week.)
Hurricane Hawk: These are your demands, right?
(Ronan nods his head, a grin forming over his face as Hawk picks up a pen and turns to the back page.)
Ronan Malosi: I knew you would see sense Hawk; you know full well when you have lost to the better man.
(But now it is Hawk’s turn to smile, and he places the pen on the table, before standing and lifting the papers so that they are right in front of Ronan’s face. For dramatic effect, he tears them right down the middle, so very slowly, Ronan’s eyes widening.)
Hurricane Hawk: That is what I think of your demands Ronan, now stop wasting my time and get out.
Ronan Malosi: But…
(Ronan turns to Alan Alimony who cannot believe what has just happened. Weston and Ashton can only shrug, not sure what Plan B was. Ronan then turns back to Hawk, who sits there with his arms crossed enjoying Ronan’s current dilemma.)
Ronan Malosi: You cannot do this to me… I AM Showdown’s greatest asset, and you will treat me how I should be treated.
Hurricane Hawk: Ronan, your conduct over the last few weeks has shown me that you deserve nothing. Now go and be thankful that you still have your job.
(This is the last straw for Ronan, and he picks up an office chair, fixing to throw it against the wall in anger. As he turns to do so, he suddenly stops, noticing a grinning Donovan Duke standing in the doorway.)
Donovan Duke: Whoa Ronan, looks like you’re having yourself a little hissy fit here. You need to calm down bro.
Ronan Malosi: CALM DOWN!!!??? You of all people will not be the one to preach to me. You don’t even belong here… what are you even doing here!? Just… just go back to Voltage or whatever hole you crawled from.
(Donovan can only laugh as Hurricane Hawk steps from behind his desk to greet Donovan)
Hurricane Hawk: Ah Donovan, glad you could make it.
(Ronan looks incredulous.)
Ronan Malosi: Hold on, this idiot is who you were meeting?
Hurricane Hawk: Indeed, Mr. Duke is here as my special guest this evening.
(Hawk and Donovan shake hands to Ronan’s dismay. Donovan kept his eyes on Malosi throughout.)
Hurricane Hawk: I reached out to him and asked if he would attend tonight so we could talk about him coming to compete on Showdown in the talent exchange…
Ronan Malosi: WTF!!!
Hurricane Hawk: Donovan has been doing great things over on Voltage and would be a tremendous feather in our cap if he would wrestle on our program and show off his skills, give him a chance away from New Eden.
Donovan Duke: Yes, thank you.
Ronan Malosi: You have got to be shitting me!!!
Hurricane Hawk: No, I am deadly serious, as I have said many times, we wrestle here on Showdown, we don’t play games like the other brands. It is my belief that Donovan who is a WRESTLER would fit perfectly into what we are looking to achieve here with an exhibition match.
Ronan Malosi: Yeah… uh… NO!!
Hurricane Hawk: No?
Ronan Malosi: As in… NO I won’t allow it. He doesn’t belong to my brand; I have no interest in him being here. In fact, get out… Hawk and I have a lawsuit to discuss…
(Donovan pie faces him, Ronan angrily pushing his hand away.)
Ronan Malosi: So, help me God, Allah and Buddha, if you do that again Duke….
Donovan Duke: You’ll what? Serve me with papers? Place a restriction order on me?
Ronan Malosi: I might do… or I may just kick your ass.
(Donovan shakes his head dismissively, thinking on it for a few seconds before holding up a single finger.)
Donovan Duke: Tell you what Ronan, how’s about you and I come to a little agreement?
Ronan Malosi: What could you possibly have to offer someone like me?
(Donovan smirks.)
Donovan Duke: Well, I reckon I have something that you would love to own, something that could make your dreams come true.
(Ronan looks at Duke intrigued.)
Ronan Malosi: OK, I’m listening.
Donovan Duke: If you drop this lawsuit against Hurricane Hawk with immediate effect, at Road to Redemption I will put my 24/7 Contract on the line… against you.
(Ronan’s eyes widen still further, even Mr. Alimony looks intrigued by that offer, probably because he knew the lawsuit had very little chance of success anyways.)
Ronan Malosi: You’re kidding?
Donovan Duke: Never been more serious about anything in my life. What better way of introducing myself to the Blue Brand and actually doing them a favor, than doing the boss a solid huh?
(Donovan holds out his hand, Ronan looks at it for a few moments before grasping it, the two shaking.)
Ronan Malosi: YOU’RE ON!!!
Donovan Duke: Good.
Ronan Malosi: And you’re an even bigger idiot than I thought you were. Mind you, no real surprise considering where you come from. Hawk, it seems you got lucky…
(Ronan laughs, and motions for his entourage to follow him, and he is still laughing as the door shuts behind him. As the door closes, Hawk turns to Donovan, placing a hand on his shoulder.)
Hurricane Hawk: You sure you want to do this… I mean, the lawsuit was a load of crap anyway.
Donovan Duke: I’m sure, and anyways it seems like I get the better deal out of this. Kicking Malosi all around the ring at Road to Redemption seems pretty sweet to me.
Hurricane Hawk: Well, if you’re really sure… Thank you. One less thing to concern myself with.
Donovan Duke: Pleasure is all mine… now, how about we have that chat, I love this We Wrestle Initiative, may teach New Eden a thing or two?
(Hawk nods his head with a smile, Donovan taking a seat on the chair as the scene cuts away.)
(Showdown fades back to ringside, and Gina Romano can be seen standing inside the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti feat. Kid Cudi hits, and the crowd begins to fill the arena with boos as Impact begins walking out to the stage. He doesn’t pay any attention to the crowds reaction, and that’s because he seems very focused on this match, likely both because of what happened at Under Siege, and because of what happened last time Impact was in the ring with his opponent tonight. Impact looks confident despite his focus, and begins making his way down the ramp as Gina Romano continues.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 221 pounds…. IIIIIIIMMMMPPAAAAAAACCCTTTTTT!!!!!!
Deadprez: Here comes Impact, one of the competitors back in the triple threat for the Answers World Championship at Reasonable Doubt! That was an incredible match, but Impact did not get what he wanted that night.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s right. I hate that that Championship is still in Kassidy Heart’s hands. Impact has a match tonight, and maybe he’ll get momentum back on his side.
Eve: I don’t know how this will go, but I don’t think Impact showed up tonight to take another loss!
(As ‘M3tamorphosis’ fades out, ‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil hits, and the crowd immediately begins to cheer loudly. Amir Yusuf begins making his way out to the stage with his New Breed Championship, and he looks right at his opponent Impact, before beginning to make his way down the ramp with a smile on his face, high-fiving some of the fans in attendance. As Amir makes it up onto the ring apron, he turns his attention back to Impact, seemingly focused and prepared for this match.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 182 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION, AMIRRRRRR YYYUUUUSSSUUUUFFFF!!!!!
Deadprez: Amir Yusuf didn’t have much to say this week, but we all know that there’s a lot on his plate right now! Amir defended his New Breed Championship against Lucas Johnson, and tonight he’s going up against someone he knows very well.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s right, but honestly I hope this match doesn’t last too long. These two are cool and all, but I think we need a bit more… You know-
Eve: We get it, Gavin. Anyways, Amir looks motivated tonight. Let’s see if he has what it takes to defeat Impact.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: And there it is, the bell has rung, which means this match is officially underway between both Impact and Amir. The two circling each other like sharks before locking up in the center of the ring- or so we thought as Impact managed to fake Amir out in favor of a knee to the gut, following that up with a strong forearm smash that staggered Amir back into the corner! Impact further on the offensive now with an irish whip into the opposite corner.
Deadprez: And a high impact running clothesline in that corner connects, no pun intended. But from there, Impact is just stomping a mudhole into Amir, who sinks down to the bottom turnbuckle, getting the foot of Impact pressed up against his face, and that cannot be comfortable, but the referee is looking to intervene now, starting his count of five!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FO-
Deadprez: The referee pulls Impact away from Yusuf, who doesn’t get much time to recover as Impact is already right back on the attack, standing him up out of that corner, and leaning Amir up against the ropes, where he connects with some stiff shots to the head before whipping Yusuf off said ropes. Clothesline attempt from Impact- BUT YUSUF DUCKS UNDERNEATH, CONTINUING THE MOMENTUM AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE TO CONNECT WITH A HURRICANRANA ON IMPACT AS HE TURNT AROUND!
Eve: Imp rolls through to his feet, looking to not quite have expected that from Yusuf, who he barrels towards, only to get caught with a drop-toe-hold! Impact clutches at his face, getting up to all fours before getting knocked back down to a supine position with a running single leg dropkick to the side of Imp’s face, FOLLOWED UP BY A STANDING MOONSAULT! AMIR HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOO-
Eve: Oh, kickout before the count of two from Impact, who’s once again up on all fours, meanwhile, Yusuf is up on two feet, one of which he puts to good use as he tags Impact’s face with some vicious kawada kicks!
Gavin Kirkland: HOW DARE HE TRY TO RUIN THE PERFECTLY GOOD MUG OF IMPACT?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THE FACE BEHIND #9REIGNZ!
Eve: :wow: At least Impact is getting his hands up the best he can, but Amir is relentless with those kicks, even as Impact slowly gets to both feet, but still not at a vertical base as Amir has him bent over for those kicks, which he soon ditches in favor of rebounding off the ropes, BUT IT DOES NOT PAY FOR HIM IN THE END WITH AN ATTACK WE’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE WHAT WAS GONNA BE AS IMPACT BLASTED HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW ITS IMPACT WITH THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG OF AMIR!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Deadprez: Oh, kickout at two, but that’s not gonna stop Impact from inflicting more punishment here as he lifts Amir up to a vertical base with him, having a handful of hair. OOH! KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM IMPACT, ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AS AMIR IS IN THAT ALL FAMILIAR PLACE THIS MATCH SO FAR, THAT BEING THE CORNER! Impact creates some distance between the two before charging in at Amir! ONLY TO GET SIDESTEPPED, IMPACT GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE BEFORE TURNING AROUND INTO A STEP-UP ENZIGURI FROM AMIR!
Eve: IMP GOES TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, USING OUR COMMENTARY TABLE TO ASSIST HIM IN GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AFTERWARDS! BUT ON THE TOP ROPE LIES YUSUF, WHO DIVES DOWN ONTO IMPACT WITH A CROSSBODY, BOTH MEN WIPING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! But Amir is the first one back to his feet before rolling Impact back into the ring. HOWEVER, HE MAKES THE MISTAKE OF GIVING THE VETERAN SOME ROOM TO RECOVER AS HE GOT PENALTY KICKED IN THE FACE ONCE DUCKING HIS HEAD THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO REENTER!
Deadprez: Impact drags Amir back into the ring with a double underhook, dropping him across the knee with a double underhook BACKBREAKER! Yusuf writhes in pain on the mat, but Impact isn’t gonna look to finish this just yet as he starts to stand him back up, BUT A KNEELING YUSUF STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION! HOWEVER, IMPACT SHRUGS IT OFF IN FAVOR A KNEE TO THE GUT! BUT THE FIGHT IS NOT COMPLETELY OUT OF AMIR, WHO FIGHTS OUT THE CLUTCHES OF IMPACT WITH SHOTS TO THE BODY!
Eve: AND NOW SOME KICKS TO THE SIDE OF THE LEGS LAND, FOLLOWED UP BY A FOREARM SMASH! IMPACT IS MOMENTARILY STUNNED, AND AMIR TAKES THIS TIME TO RUN OFF THE ROPES IN FRONT OF IMPACT, WHO MAKES HIM REGRET IT WITH A DROPKICK AS AMIR CAME REBOUNDING BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: EXCELLENT MOVE BY IMPACT, GROUNDING THIS ROOKIE, STAY ON HIS ASS!
Eve: Impact moves into the cover on Amir!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Eve: AND A KICKOUT FROM OUR NEW BREED CHAMPION! A kneeling Impact looks down at Amir, who’s lying on his side, BUT IMPACT WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE, SHOWING COMPLETE AND UTTER DISRESPECT! But I’m not sure if Amir’s gonna be able to do much about it just yet as Impact sits him up in a seated position, running off the ropes for a BIG BOOT! And Amir jolts back up to that seated position, clutching at his forehead, really feeling the effects of that blow from Imp, who moves into a rear chinlock on Amir.
Deadprez: Yusuf is just being worn down here, and with good reason, Imp is smart in not letting his opposition take to the skies, or really just build any momentum in this match up. But that may change as Yusuf powers back up to his feet with support from these fans, who rally him on as he delivers a strong back elbow to the abdomen of Impact, who release whatever hold he had left on Amir, BUT BEFORE AMIR CAN GO ON THE OFFENSIVE, IMPACT ATTEMPTS A BACK SUPLEX! AMIR THOUGH BACKFLIPS OUT OF IT!
Eve: IMPACT TURNS AROUND INTO A SPINNING BACK KICK! AMIR FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE OF A DOUBLED OVER LEGEND, WHICH CAUSES IMPACT TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS, CATCHING HIMSELF ON THE ROPES! IRISH WHIP FROM AMIR- GETS REVERSED BY IMPACT, WHO SENDS HIM OFF THE ROPES INSTEAD! IMPACT DUCKS DOWN FOR A BACK BODY DROP, BUT AMIR COUNTERS THAT ATTEMPT WITH A SUNSET FLIP!
Deadprez: HOWEVER, IMPACT ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET, GOING FOR A BIG BOOT ON THE SEATED YUSUF, WHO DROPS FLAT BACK TO THE MAT, ROLLING IMPACT UP WITH A SCHOOL BOY AS THE BOOT MISSES!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOO-
Deadprez: IMPACT KICKS OUT, GETTING UP TO ONE KNEE BEFORE BEING DROPPED WITH A SUPERKICK BY YUSUF, KNOCKING IMPACT ONTO ALL FOURS WHERE HE CRAWLS OVER TO THE CORNER, PICKING HIMSELF UP USING THE ROPES! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT TO THE CHEST BY YUSUF! IMPACT GOES CRUMBLING DOWN TO THE MAT AS AMIR MOVES INTO THE PIN!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THH-
Eve: IMPACT GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND AMIR STALKS HIM UP AS HE GETS UP TO ONE KNEE, GOING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT IMPACT DUCKS BELOW IT, CATCHING AMIR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE SPINS AROUND! …OR SO WE THOUGHT AS AMIR BACK ELBOWS OUT OF IT, AND NOW LOOKS TO RUN OFF THE ROPES IT SEEMS, BUT IMPACT PULLED HIM BACK IN THE BY THE REAR OF HIS TIGHTS FOR A NORTHERN CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: Amir rolls away from Impact, and into the corner, trying to pick himself up in it. But Impact lands some stiff punches to the head on Amir, who’s back is against the middle turnbuckle. Impact stands him up for an Irish whip to the opposite corner, BUT AMIR COUNTERS, SENDING IMPACT INSTEAD! BUT YUSUF GOT CAUGHT WITH A BACK ELBOW THAT SENT HIM REELING BACK, LONG ENOUGH FOR IMPACT TO MOVE TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! BUT AMIR SPRINGS UP THERE HIMSELF FOR A SPANISH FLY!
Eve: IMPACT MIGHTA TOOK TOO LONG IN GETTING TO THAT MIDDLE ROPE, WHICH ALLOWED AMIR TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, SOMETHING HE CANT DO CURRENTLY AS HE ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN, GRABBING AT HIS STOMACH AREA! MEANWHILE, IMPACT LIGHTS LOOKED TO BE DIMMED ON THE MAT, HE HASNT MOVED AN INCH! AMIR FINALLY RECOVERS, AND TRIES TO CRAWL OVER TO IMP, ONLY FOR IMPACT TO ROLL OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH!
Gavin Kirkland: HA! IMP’S JUST TOO SMART FOR AMIR, WHO STALKS HIM FROM THE CORNER LIKE I STALK CANDICE BLAIR’S INSTAGRAM!
Eve: :francis:
Deadprez: YUSUF CHARGES FOR A STEP-UP ENZIGURI, BUT IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG THAT WAS GOING TOWARDS HIS HEAD UNDERNEATH HIS ARMPIT! AMIR FALLS TO THE MAT, AND IMP HOOKS THE OTHER ONE, AND NOW ALL HE HAS TO DO IS ROLL YUSUF ONTO HIS BELLY FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT TO BE FULLY CINCHED IN! BUT AMIR INCHES HIS WAY OVER TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, WHICH HE GRABS ONTO WITH BOTH HANDS, ALLOWING HIM TO KICK IMPACT AWAY WITH BOTH FEET!
Eve: IMP CHARGES AT AMIR, WHO PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP USING THE ROPES! BUT AMIR LOW BRIDGES THE TOP ONE, CAUSING IMPACT TO GO UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT HE RECOVERS RATHER QUICKLY, PULLING YUSUF OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! AND IMP SENDS YUSUF INTO THE BARRICADE HARD! AMIR CLAWS BACK TO HIS FEET AFTERWARDS WITH ASSISTANCE FROM THE STEEL STEPS, WHICH SEEMS TO GIVE IMPACT A CRUEL IDEA!
Deadprez: A CRUEL ONE INDEED AS HE RUNS TOWARDS YUSUF ONCE HE TURNS AROUND, ONLY TO GET DROP-TOE-HOLD FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP PART OF THE STEPS! AMIR ROLLS IMPACT BACK INTO THE RING, AND CLIMBS UP ONTO THE APRON! IMP HAS NO IDEA WHATS COMING AS HE GROGGILY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! …SLINGSHOT ROLLING SITOUT FACEBUSTER! AMIR SHOOTS THE HALF!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRR-
Eve: KICKOUT! IMP GETS UP TO A KNEEL, BUT AMIR GETS UP TO A VERTICAL BASE, CHARGING AT IMPACT, WHO MAKES HIM REGRET IT WITH A POP UP POWERBOMB, ROLLING AMIR THROUGH TO HIS FEET! A DAZED YUSUF BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, CATCHING AN UNSUSPECTING IMPACT WITH A TORNADO DDT UPON REBOUND! AMIR DOESNT MOVE INTO THE COVER THOUGH, NOTICING IMPACT TO BE SPRAWLED ONTO THE CANVAS! YUSUF CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE..SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
Deadprez: OOH! NO WATER IN THE POOL AS IMPACT NARROWLY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, ALMOST OUT OF INSTINCT, AMIR GETS BACK HIS FEET, CLUTCHING AT THE ABDOMINAL AREA, BUT TURNING AROUND INTO A DEVASTATING EVISCERATION, IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED UP BY A WALLS OF IMPACT, AND THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER, LIONTAMER MAY PAY OFF HERE AS IMPACT TRULY WRENCHES ON IT!
Eve: AND THE BARELY PRESENT AMIR HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO END THIS WITH A FEINT TAP ON THE MAT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER…IMPACT!!
(“M3tamorphosis” – Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi plays to thunderous boos, but Impact doesn’t immediately let go of the hold, having to pried off by the referee before beginning his smug celebration.)
Eve: Well, say what you want about Impact, he certainly got the job done tonight here against Amir, who put up a good fight, but things just weren’t meant to be as I’m sure Impact sent a message here to all his opponents in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
Deadprez: He certainly did, especially with that show of experience over Amir tonight, proving exactly why he’s a dangerous foe once that bell rings.
Gavin Kirkland: HES ESPECIALLY DANGEROUS TO KASSIDY HEART, WHO AINT GONNA GET LUCKY THIS TIME AROUND! SOMEBODY’S GONNA DETHRONE HER DAMMIT! :ufdup:
(Impact heads up the ramp, raising his arm in victory before the camera fades into a commercial for the Ronan Malosi T-Shirt on SALE Now! Only $1.99 and if you buy one, you get 10 free!.)
(Fading back into view from the commercial, the EAW Broadcast fades to a shot of Gina Romano stood in the center of the ring, holding an EAW Broadcast.)
Gina Romano: First things first… introducing the EAW Hardcore Champion… LIMMY MONAGHAAAAAAAAN!
(‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future & James Blake hits the speakers, as the crowd then begins to cheer. Limmy Monaghan walks onto the stage, holding the EAW Hardcore Championship by his side, dressed in another expensive suit much like last week. He starts to walk down the ramp, before stopping at the very bottom. He turns to walk towards the commentary desk, before grabbing a steel chair, and sitting on it.)
Gina Romano: And now… the following contest… is scheduled… FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘Success Is My Cologne’ by Curren$y begins to play, as the crowd switches from cheering to jeering. They give LC a large boo, as he walks out onto the stage, walking rather quickly. He looks down the ramp, staring at Limmy Monaghan, and it’s obvious that he’s looking directly at his championship – a championship that he believes he should own, a championship he believes suits him way more than it does Limmy.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first… hailing from Oakland, CA, weighing in at 230 pounds… “THE INEVITABLE”… LETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CONSEQUENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Eve: And here comes Lethal Consequences! As we can see, the former World Champion and EAW Hall of Famer is staring directly at Limmy Monaghan, the EAW Hardcore Champion, as last week he walked down the ramp and challenged him – no t just for the belt, but for the entire theme of “hardcore.” He believes Limmy is not Hardcore, and that HE himself is. Their match at Road To Redemption will sure prove him right, or, it will prove him wrong. Time will tell.
(Lethal Consequences slides into the ring, before bouncing back up to his feet, and climbing up the turnbuckles. He raises his fists, before looking down at Limmy Monaghan, and flipping him the middle finger – though, Limmy seems unphased. Eventually his theme song fades out, only to be replaced by ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac. An engine revving is quickly heard, as the crowd starts to cheer in unison. A low rider rides out, with TLA in the driving seat, as the text “Bald = Beautiful, LC = Not” is seen on the side of it. LC too seems unphased, as TLA bounces the lowrider. He then steps out.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent… hailing from THE POON PALACE, in Miami Florida, weighing in at 210 pounds… ‘LA PANTERA SEXUAL’ T… L… A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: As for LC’s opponent? Here comes TLA! A man who is also a former World Champion, a man who is also a Hall of Famer, and a man who has big goals set for thai season, and will most definitely want a win over LC to make sure those goals don’t become dreams, unachievable dreams. TLA has the intent to defeat LC here tonight, and if he can do so, there’s no doubt that he will have the momentum to do ANYTHING!
(TLA climbs onto the apron, before entering the ring, as he raises his fist high into the air. He turns his eye to face Lethal Consequences, before his theme then fades out. Removing his jacket, he backs off into the corner, waiting for the bell to ring.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: And we are underway, as these two Hall of Famers square off in the center of the ring, with the EAW Hardcore Champion at ringside, looking to watch these two fight! We already know that Limmy Monaghan and Lethal Consequences are going to square off at Road To Redemption, so it isn’t a surprise that he is here to get a closer look – as he did against Adam Lucas just a few weeks back! But now he’s watching these two, as they begin to get closer and closer, going for a collar and elbow tie up!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences is quickly able to transition it into a headlock, however, as he pushes TLA’s arms down, before lifting his own directly into a headlock position! TLA’s head is stuck in between the bicep and the side of the pectoral muscle, with LC wearing him down by making the blood rush out of his head! However, LC looks to Limmy Monaghan on the outside and… RUNS FORWARD AND DRIVES TLA HEAD-FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Lethal Consequences: (off-mic) Even *with* rules, I do this shit better than you.
(LC points in Limmy’s direction, who stands there relatively unphased, taking it on the chin. LC then moves back to TLA.)
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences then exits out onto the apron, before grabbing TLA by his hair, and repeatedly slamming him directly into the ring post! There may not be Hardcore rules here, but he’s trying his absolute best to make sure Limmy is reminded that he can play the Hardcore game better than anyone – and he may be pretty right here, it sucks to say! LC stops swinging, before he places his boot on the side of TLA’s head and starts to apply even more pressure! But the referee steps in!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! LET IT GO, LC!
Eve: To which, he does! LC was pushing TLA’s head up against that ring post, but the referee forced him away due to TLA technically being up against the ropes, and of course, it not being advised for them to use those metal objects, even if it isn’t initially against the rules! LC grabs TLA by his shoulder and pulls him back, before throwing him back out-
Deadprez: NO! TLA holds onto the ring post and swings his whole body around onto the apron! An athletic maneuver, followed up with an enzuigiri! Lethal Consequences stumbles back, before TLA slingshots himself through the ropes… and nailing an arm drag! He transitions into a cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eve: But a kick out from LC pushes TLA off! LC grabs onto his back as he tries to get back up to his feet, however TLA is quickly able to strike back with a boot right to the head! LC stumbles backward into the corner, and now TLA is able to take control rather easily! TLA leaps onto LC’s legs, before landing a monkey flip. He then rolls to his feet, over LC… ROUNDHOUSE!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA drops LC back down to the ground with a huge roundhouse kick to the head, before stumbling backwards… and he connects with a huge standing moonsault onto Lethal Consequences’ stomach! He uses his body mass to deal damage to his opponent, before hooking the leg!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Deadprez: But LC kicks out once again! These little moves aren’t enough to keep him down, and this isn’t a surprise to TLA! TLA knows that this Hall of Famer isn’t going to stay down for long, and he’s gonna have to use the best of his ability to make sure he does!
Gavin Kirkland: You may be right here, Deadprez, as TLA grabs Lethal Consequences by his head, lifting him up off the ground! There’s a lot of maneuvers that he could do here, and a lot that he could use to damage Lethal Consequences- however LC tries to fight back! He slaps TLA’s hand away, before hitting a huge forearm! He then transitions into a combo, hitting another forearm to TLA’s head! And another!
Eve: These forearms are rocking TLA, forcing him to stumble back whilst also trying to defend himself – however, that may not be possible! LC attempts to run the ropes-
Deadprez: BUT TLA GRABS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BY BOTH LEGS, AND SLINGS HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR! LETHAL FLIES BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND, BEFORE LANDING STRAIGHT ONTO TLA’S ARM AS THE ‘VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT’ CONNECTS TO THE FULLEST EXTENT! HE JUST KNOCKED THE GOATEE RIGHT OFF OF LC’S FACE, BEFORE HE SLIDES INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THR-
Eve: Wait, HUH? TLA places his palm at the back of LC’s head, before lifting his head off the ground! Even if LC was going to kick out, or not, TLA just made this match continue – and LC is still stunned!
Limmy Monaghan: :wtf:
Deadprez: You can see Limmy on the outside rather confused at this, as he was probably expecting Lethal to kick out there, rather than TLA lifting his shoulders up! However, the look on TLA’s face indicates that he had an entirely different idea to what was going on just then, and as he stands back up to his feet, that becomes more obvious! TLA grabs LC by the wrist, pulling him back up into a standing position, before he grabs LC from behind the ear! He then starts to hit huge uppercuts to the jaw!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Five standing uppercuts right to the head, and that sends LC right back down to the floor, seeing as TLA completely let go of his grip that was keeping LC up! LC is back-first against the mat, and now TLA is climbing up to the very top of the turnbuckles, facing away from LC! Limmy Monaghan is looking away on the outside, turning his back to his future opponent, before TLA leaps… FOR THE ‘BURNOUT’!!! CORKSCREW 630 SENTON CONNECTS, AS HE SLIDES STRAIGHT INTO A COVER, HOOKING BOTH OF THE LEGS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Limmy Monaghan: :francis:
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… T…L…A!!!!!
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac blares through the speakers, as the crowd begins to cheer, though shocked. TLA rolls away from Lethal Consequences, as he holds onto his jaw due to those ring post shots. The referee quickly raises his other, free arm high into the air, before TLA starts to walk toward the corner. He climbs up the turnbuckles, before raising a fist just after pounding his chest with it. The crowd continues to cheer, as some pose back out of respect.)
Eve: …WOW! It’s never obvious when these kinds of matches are going to happen, but with Lethal Consequences of all people? That… that is shocking. TLA is a fantastic competitor, a Hall of Famer, someone about to accomplish more than they already have – but this is not something I would have expected in a million years! Quicker work made out of LC than most people ever have with him!
Gavin Kirkland: Yessir! My boy TLA repping the TLArmy, coming out on top. But, of course, I’m surprised too. Lethal Consequences is NOT a joke Elitist, he is NOT someone you fuck with, and the fact that TLA was able to use that information and still come out on top the way he did, that is truly impressive! It’s no secret that TLA has been on a role this whole season, and despite one or two losses, he’s been unstoppable.
Deadprez: Absolutely. As you said, LC is no joke, but TLA was able to find a way to make sure that he came out on top in convincing fashion. Perhaps it was the uppercuts, perhaps it was something else – but TLA was able to come out as the winner.
(TLA climbs down off the turnbuckles, as he points to the fans in the arena. He slides out of the ring and starts to walk up the ramp, however, the Showdown Broadcast does not fade out to commercial break just yet. The camera cuts back to Limmy Monaghan who is standing at ringside, as he looks at a now-crawling Lethal Consequences, a look of disappointment ridden across his face. He places the Hardcore Championship on the apron, sliding in before it. Limmy lifts it up by the strap, holding it down by his side, before he slowly approaches Lethal Consequences.)
Eve: :lupe: Limmy Monaghan does not look impressed right now. Last week he was challenged by Lethal Consequences, told that he wasn’t hardcore, and now he just witnessed this shocking defeat. You can’t help but think that he feels insulted. Anyone would if they had been ready for a huge fight, only for it to flip itself upside down.
Deadprez: Absolutely. There’s no way Limmy was ever going to take anything BUT a victory. There’s no way he was ever going to be glad about a loss, but for it to be at this extent, it must hurt a whole lot. Hurt his ego.
(Limmy Monaghan kneels down beside Lethal Consequences, who grabs onto Limmy’s knee in order to try and pull himself up. Limmy slowly begins to stand up, as does Lethal Consequences, before Limmy turns his body 90 degrees, and Lethal falls straight down to his knees. LC looks back up at Limmy, with anger in his eyes.)
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) You don’t deserve assistance.
(Limmy Monaghan then places the EAW Hardcore Championship on his shoulder, as he looks down at LC. LC looks even more pissed, before Limmy then turns his back on him, slowly heading to the ropes… when suddenly….)
Deadprez: SOMEONE IN A BLACK HOODIE JUST JUMPED ON THE APRON AND PULLED THE ROPES IN-BETWEEN LIMMY’S GROIN AND HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR IN PAIN! THIS PERSON GRABS WALTER BIVENS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST!!!!
Eve: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!? LIMMY MONAGHAN WAS JUST ATTACKED BY SOME PERSON IN A BLACK HOODIE AND HERE COMES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND….. THE HOODED FIGURE JUST TOOK OUT A CROWBAR FROM UNDER THE HOODIE AND BLASTED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ON THE KNEE WITH IT! HE FALLS TO THE GROUND AND….. NO!
(The figure starts to repeatedly bash the knee of Lethal Consequences as they then stop, looking down at him as he rolls in pain on the ground, they then turn to Limmy who is getting up and ….)
Gavin Kirkland: CRACKS LIMMY FROM BEHIND WITH THE CROWBAR! LIMMY IS DOWN! THEY CRACK HIM IN THE BACK AGAIN BEFORE STOPPING AND WAIT……
(The figure takes off the hoodie to reveal themselves as SIERRA!)
Deadprez: IT’S SIERRA! SHE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT! SIERRA FROM DYNASTY JUST INVADED SHOWDOWN AND TOOK OUT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION AND HIS CHALLENGER! WAIT…. LOOK!
(Sierra squats and takes the Hardcore Championship off the ground, glaring at it wide eyed, when suddenly officials come running out, she turns, and smiles, dropping the title on Limmy and jumping the guard rail into the fans in a chaotic scene…)
Eve: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
(The scene fades to the backstage area, with Limmy seen crawling to a fallen Walter Bivens while medical staff check on Lethal Consequences.)
(Kyra Phillips stands by the back entrance to the arena, her microphone already primed. She shifts her hair from in front of her face, and then waits for her cue, before beginning to speak.)
Kyra Phillips: Guys, with that crazy development going on at the arena floor right now, I have just gotten word that the former Hardcore Champion is just about to make his arrival here on Showdown. Although he may not be competing, we have it on good authority that Adam is here at the request of Hurricane Hawk.
(The back door opens, and Kyra pauses to see who it is, before continuing when she sees it is only a member of the arena staff.)
Kyra Phillips: As we heard in the sit-down interview last week with Mikaela Street, Adam is more than ready to get going, and after requesting a spot in the Extreme Elimination Champion, it was immediately granted by our General Manager. I’d like to get his thoughts on what promises to be a blockbuster match. Adam…
*Cough*
(Kyra turns around and rolls her eyes as she see’s Harper Lee, standing with her arms crossed in defiance.)
Kyra Phillips: Hi Harper, what can I do for you? I’m just waiting for…
(Harper holds up her hand and closes her eyes, sighing deeply with obvious annoyance.)
Harper Lee: I know why you are here Kyra; I’ve just been listening to your squeaky voice from down the corridor. First off, sad how far Sierra has fallen since I was carrying her, but that is for another time. Anyway, back to your voice…
Kyra Phillips: I don’t have a squeaky voice
Harper Lee: You don’t? Oh, I must be talking about another disrespectful skank then.
Kyra Phillips: Excuse me!!!
(Harper sneers at Kyra’s frustration.)
Harper Lee: I’m glad you’re here anyways, I’ve been meaning to talk to you.
Kyra Phillips: About what?
Harper Lee: Don’t give me that, you know exactly what I am talking about.
Kyra Phillips: I can assure you that I don’t.
Harper Lee: OK, I can play the game. I’m talking about the disrespect you showed me at Reasonable Doubt. I’m talking about the fact you sullied my inevitable victory with your lack of interest toward me and my achievements.
Kyra Phillips: Oh, come on Harper, you’re not the only individual on this roster you know?
Harper Lee: Perhaps not Kyra, but I AM the only individual that matters, and what you did to me at the FPV, I certainly didn’t appreciate it, and I demand an apology…
Kyra Phillips: I still don’t get it. For what?
Harper Lee: Are you slow or something? Does the little man turning the cogs in your brain get Saturdays off?
(Kyra just stands there in total disbelief that this is happening.)
Harper Lee: I demand an apology Kyra, for the disrespect you showed me then, and the disrespect you are STILL showing me now.
Kyra Phillips: How am I disrespecting you now?
(Harper scoffs.)
Harper Lee: By standing here like a groupie waiting for a guy who is no longer champion, will probably never be the same person after what happened to him and is dating a hack Doctor who got her license to practice from a cereal box. When you SHOULD be talking to me.
Kyra Phillips: People want to know what Adam is thinking and how when he almost died, Harper.
Harper Lee: And you’re saying that you aren’t interested in me?
Kyra Phillips: No, that’s not what I am saying, but…
Harper Lee: I almost single handedly won the Brand Warfare match for Showdown. If Adam Lucas hadn’t been the luckiest son of a gun alive, I would be Hardcore Champion and not Limmy Moan-a-ghan. I effortlessly took care of business at Reasonable Doubt and am now inevitably your next Specialist Champion. And yet still, you want to talk to a bonehead like Adam Lucas?
(Kyra shrugs her shoulders, knowing that there is no adequate answer she could give that would pacify Harper.)
Harper Lee: Exactly, and that’s why you should be apologizing. You don’t need to be talking about golden boy, you need to be talking to me, and what is going to happen to Miku Sakai after what that tramp did to me on Voltage.
(Kyra looks to the door and realizes that there is no escape. She turns back to Harper and sighs.)
Kyra Phillips: What if I give you an interview right now? Would that make it good?
Harper Lee: It would be a start, yes.
Kyra Phillips: OK…
(She pauses for a moment, making sure of the right thing to say as Harper gets herself camera ready.)
Kyra Phillips: I’m here with the number one contender to the Specialist Championship Harper Lee, who was viciously attacked by the Champion Miku Sakai last week…
Harper Lee: Hold up, it wasn’t a vicious attack. Vicious implies I was hurt, and the bitch can’t hurt me. Cowardly attack… Yes, that’s better.
(Kyra sighs again.)
Kyra Phillips: After the ‘cowardly’ attack that obviously had very little impact…
Harper: See, now you’re getting it.
Kyra Phillips: … what do you have to say to the Specialist Champion ahead of your match at Road to Redemption?
Harper: It’s simple Kyra, Miku is gonna pay. No one puts their hands on the biggest and best Elitist not only on Showdown, but in the entire EAW and gets away with it. See Miku, I know what you were trying to do, soften me up and make your life easier. But I’m nothing like the people that you are used to facing. I’m not going to be like the Hack and allow you to get away with the crap you did when you faced her. I’m not going to allow you a single moment’s peace. Miku, I’m taking that title, and there isn’t a goddamn thing that you can do about it. It’s destiny, and at Road to Redemption it will be destiny fulfilled. And how apt it is, that it will happen on one of the biggest shows on the EAW camera in front of the entire world. I get to show EVERYONE just how much of a fraud you truly are.
Kyra Phillips: Miku did beat Dr. Bethany Blue to claim that title…
Harper Lee: Oh, don’t get me wrong. Miku has skill, she knows her way around the ring. But we don’t have simps and nurses at Road to Redemption, I’m not that stupid to interject all those silly stipulations, face it, one on one Miku wasn’t beating Bethany without all those factors, I on the other hand would have no matter what, but aside from that she does have above average talent, which makes her better than what? 85% of all the women in the Division? Thing is Kyra, there is one thing that she isn’t. She isn’t Harper Lee, and that will be the most defining factor.
Kyra Phillips: You sound like you have it all figured out
(Harper nods her head in agreement.)
Harper Lee: That I do. And I’m not going to allow ‘luck’ to come into it in the way it let Adam Lucas off the hook. I’m focused on one thing and one thing alone, leaving Road to Redemption with the Specialist Championship. And this time…
(The back door opens, and Adam Lucas steps through dressed in boots, jeans and a Next Level t-shirt, and he is greeted by a few of the arena staff. Almost immediately Kyra leaves the camera shot, and the camera then follows her as she meets up with Adam who acknowledges her with a handshake. Harper stands there for a moment, her eyes almost bulging and her anger starting to consume her, her cheeks reddening.)
Harper Lee: Are you kidding me right now?
(Kyra pays her no notice, Harper shaking her head in disgust.)
Harper: YOU WILL RESPECT ME KYRA!!!
(Kyra doesn’t even hear her and Harper storms out of shot, as the scene fades to commercial.)
(As the scene fades back from a quick break advertising Road To Redemption and all the package deals available, “Gang Gang” by KSI, Jay1 & DINO begins to play through the speakers. The crowd gives a mixed ovation for Voltage’s Rebecca Blackwell. She soaks in the reception of the crowd before making her way down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A SHOWDOWN VERSUS VOLTAGE MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM LONDON, ENGLAND…SHE IS ‘THE WUNDERKIND’…REBECCA BLACKWELL!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Here is one of these talent exchange matches that EAW has begun once again. It led to some amazing matches, but this could probably go down as one of the best. I mean, Rebecca Blackwell is gorgeous, thicc and she’s taken a lot of upper tier talents to their limit. I have been watching her match with my lovely Cleoptara over and over again…
Eve: That is not creepy at all, but Rebecca Blackwell is one-half of MaryBecca, which was introduced thanks to Voltage’s Tag Team Turmoil Tournament, which was won by Jake Smith and Chris Elite. I’m all up for new teams showing up. We have a new one on Showdown, who are making an appearance on Voltage tomorrow night.
Deadprez: Honestly, there’s a part of me that wished that Rebecca was facing anyone else, but the Answers World Champion? Hawk is not playing whatsoever.
(“Monster” by Kanye West begins to replace “Gang Gang” as King Kass walks out with the Answers World Championship on her shoulder. The crowd absolutely hates this woman, but King Kass is only focused on the lamb that she’s going to be slaughtering inside the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…SHE IS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…KING KASS!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: My dick went from hard to soft in a matter of seconds. Normally, I’m all up for some blonde-on-blonde action, but Reasonable Doubt still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
Eve: Still not over Theron Nikolas not winning?
Gavin Kirkland: He’s still my ‘God Emperor.’ 🗣🗣🗣
Deadprez: Honestly, this woman has made history and now, she’s breaking records as she’s just a couple days away from breaking the record and becoming the longest reigning Answers World Champion in EAW history! Love her or hate her, but do not deny the impact that she’s made since Under Siege earlier this year.
Gavin Kirkland: Why does her reign feel longer than that? :kellycry:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: AND, REBECCA RACES TOWARDS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!! SHE THROWS IN HER LEFTS AND RIGHTS AS SHE LOOKS TO KNOCK DOWN KING KASS!!! GO REBECCA!!!!
Eve: This stops King Kass for the time being, but Kassidy SHOVES Rebecca Blackwell, but ‘The Wunderkind’ races back to her feet and goes after King Kass! But, King Kass is trading shots with Rebecca! Rebecca staggers back as Kassidy Heart aggressively grabs Rebecca by her wrist and whips her towards the opposite part of the ropes! Rebecca bounces from them, but King Kass takes her down with a gorgeous-looking dropkick! She begins to unload some punches on Rebecca!
Deadprez: King Kass grabs Rebecca Blackwell by her chin before pushing her back against the corner! Kassidy begins to stomp on the ribs! She flexes her foot up to the neck of Rebecca, applying an extended corner foot choke on the Voltage Elitist! This causes the referee to step in and do something about it!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Gavin Kirkland: That she-devil puts her foot down as back away from poor Rebecca! King Kass stalks Rebecca Blackwell up to her feet before racing towards the younger woman and connecting with a spinning heel kick to Rebecca at the corner! This causes Rebecca to stumble forward and towards the Answers World Champion, who picks her up and connects with an exploder suplex as Rebecca gets thrown across the ring! Rebecca tries to pick herself to her feet as she clutches her lower back, but that bitch Kassidy Heart connects with a spinning backfist to the face of Rebecca as she stops her from progressing! Kassidy gets Rebecca by her right arm and connects with a DDT on it!
Eve: But, she still maintains hold of that right arm of Rebecca Blackwell! King Kass repositions Rebecca’s right arm in a bridge position to the back of her head! KASSIDY TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE DELIVERING A HARSH STOMP, WHICH CAUSES THE NEWCOMER TO SQUIRM AROUND IN PAIN! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE KASSIDY IS NOT DONE THERE AS SHE GETS REBECCA’S ARM IN THAT BRIDGE POSITION AND REPLACES IT IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAIN BEFORE DELIVERING ANOTHER HARSH STOMP TO IT! ONCE AGAIN, REBECCA IS ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN, CLUTCHING TO THAT ARM OF HER’S! Kassidy is shaking her head as she stands on one of the sides of Rebecca before wiping her feet towards the direction of Rebecca! A clear sign of disrespect from the champion who has zero respect for Rebecca!
Deadprez: I wouldn’t be surprised if King Kass believes that this match is nothing more than a waste of her time, but Rebecca Blackwell was someone who put on a fantastic performance against Cleopatra at Wicked Games, so I’m wondering what she is going to bring into this match against the Answers World Champion herself!
Gavin Kirkland: So far, things aren’t looking so hot for Rebecca Blackwell as King Kass is REALLY helping the younger woman with being accustomed to the wrestling that Showdown has been known to have! King Kass is up to her feet as Rebecca finds herself in a crawling position, but you see that King Kass is slapping the back of Rebecca’s head, trying to provoke and get the woman up to her feet! If the cameras could get a really good look on Rebecca’s face, you can see the cold look! She is someone who doesn’t like the idea of someone like our Answers World Champion, almost bullying her inside that squared circle!
Eve: Rebecca Blackwell is trying to get back to her feet on her own free will as King Kass grabs’ The Wunderkind’ by her waist and it looks like she’s trying to take the other woman doing with those series of ‘Kassploder Plex,’ bUT REBECCA THROWS AN ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HOWEVER, IT SEEMS LIKE KASSIDY HAS MAINTAINED CONTROL OF REBECCA’S WAIST, BUT REBECCA THROWS ANOTHER SHOT, HITTING THE NOSE OF KASSIDY HEART BEFORE GETTING KASSIDY FROM UNDERNEATH HER CHIN AND CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING SNAPMARE!
Deadprez: Rebecca Blackwell keeps up that momentum by delivering a harsh basement dropkick to the back of King Kass’ skull! But, Rebecca sits Kassidy back up, getting a fist full of the champion’s hair and connecting with a series of knee strikes to the base of her skull! There is some of that aggression that Voltage has been more than fortunate enough to witness on several occasions! Rebecca aggressively gets King Kass up to her feet before raising the champion up to her feet and battery ramming her to the corner! Rebecca begins to connect with a series of turnbuckle thrusts on the ribs of ‘The King of Elite.’ Rebecca gets on the top turnbuckle, looking up and down on Kassidy Heart!
Gavin Kirkland: Rebecca Blackwell begins to pull back on the nose of the Answers World Champion! King Kass is trying to claw Rebecca’s nails off her nose, bUT REBECCA GETS KASSIDY HEART BY HER NECK AND IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S CONNECTING WITH A TARANTULA AS REBECCA’S BODY IS DANGLING FROM THE OUTSIDE! THE CHAMPION HAS HER FEET DANGLING OFF AS THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! RELEASE THE HOLD, REBECCA!
Eve: Rebecca Blackwell flips herself back to her feet, releasing the tarantula from King Kass! Meanwhile, Kassidy collapses to the ground, trying to recover from the situation as Rebecca rolls herself back inside the ring! She takes King Kass down with a shining wizard as Rebecca rolls Kassidy onto her shoulders and for the first pinfall of the match!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWW–
Deadprez: King Kass SHOVES Rebecca Blackwell away from her! She finds herself in a seated position, but Rebecca is the first woman to her feet! She delivers a giant boot to the face of the Answers World Champion, which knocks her down to one of her knees! Rebecca turns Kassidy around, getting her in position before connecting with a snapdragon suplex! King Kass manages to roll to her feet as Rebecca Blackwell turns herself around! She rushes towards Kassidy, nailing her with a sliding forearm as the Answers World Champion eats a fist to the face! It seems like Rebecca has something going for herself in this match-up! She picks up King Kass by her hair again before pushing her towards the horizontal set of ropes!
Gavin Kirkland: The she-devil rebounds off those horizontal set of ropes as Rebecca Blackwell connects with a hip toss, but King Kass lands on her feet as she counters with an arm drag to Rebecca! Rebecca doesn’t stay down long for too long, but King Kass is trying to regain some of the strength that she had lost for the time being! King Kass races to deliver a clothesline to Rebecca, who crashes back first against the corner! BUT, SHE GETS A GOOD HOLD OF REBECCA, NOT LETTING HER GO AFTER THAT CLOTHESLINE TO THE CORNER! SHE HAS A GOOD HOLD OF THE WRISTS OF REBECCA BEFORE CONNECTING WITH SOME SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINES! EACH ONE OF THEM IS MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN THE LAST ONE! KASSIDY HEART PICKS UP REBECCA BY HER WRIST AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME, SHE THROWS A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF ONE-HALF OF ‘MARYBECCA.’
Eve: Rebecca Blackwell is clutching her mouth! It seems like King Kass punched her a little too hard, but King Kass grabs Rebecca from the back of her skull before throwing her skull first against the turnbuckle at the corner! Kass begins to slam Rebecca’s forehead first against the turnbuckle at the corner! She is not holding back against this newcomer at all! While Rebecca isn’t a rookie whatsoever, King Kass isn’t like anything that she’s stepped into the ring with before! This woman could mess you up by just looking into your eyes! King Kass gets on the top turnbuckle as she has a good grasp on the arm that she was working on with Rebecca earlier in the match! It seems like she’s applying an armbar as Kass’ body is dangling outside the ring! Rebecca feels her arm being pulled by the Answers World Champion!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO OF THE ARM, KASS!
Deadprez: King Kass knows that her Chamber opponents are watching this match from their own respective locations! The last thing that she wants to do is get herself disqualified, so she drops her body on the apron! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE SHE TAKES REBECCA BLACKWELL’S ARM AND PULLS IT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! SHE JUMPS FROM THE APRON AS REBECCA’S ARM GETS SLINGSHOTTED IN THE PROCESS! THIS CAUSES HER TO FALL BACK, CLUTCHING TO THAT RIGHT ARM OF HERS AS KING KASS LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TAKING HER SWEET ASS TIME AT RINGSIDE!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Rebecca Blackwell is trying to fight through the pain! Rebecca rebounds herself off the ropes before launching herself through the middle ropes to the outside! Suicide dive on Kassidy Heart! Rebecca takes the champion back to our announce table, but happily, it doesn’t take anyone else down! Rebecca is up to her feet right away as King Kass is clutching the back of her head! Rebecca gets the Answers World Champion up to her feet before whipping her towards the edge of the apron! King Kass cringes because of the pain as Rebecca races towards the champion, but Kassidy gets her foot up and kicks Rebecca away from her! Rebecca races after Kassidy, but Kassidy hoists Rebecca up before connecting with a belly-to-back suplex as Rebecca lands on her lower back on the edge of the apron!
Eve: Rebecca Blackwell recovers on the apron as King Kass gets on the apron! She is the only woman standing in this match as she gets Rebecca up to her feet, but Rebecca throws a punch to the gut to the Answers World Champion, but Kassidy Heart retaliates by connecting with a throwing elbow to the back of Rebecca’s neck! Kassidy lifts Rebecca up! The champion has control of the waist as she connects with a ‘Kassploder Plex’ on one-half of MaryBecca! Rebecca barely manages to catch herself from falling off the apron, but she catches herself, using the second row of ropes, but King Kass caves her boot onto the face of Rebecca Blackwell! The back of Rebecca’s skull crashes against the apron as she finds herself flopping out of the apron!
(The camera pans to King Kass leaning back against the ropes as she watches Rebecca Blackwell find herself in a crawling position. King Kass almost has a smirk on her face. Rebecca knew that going into this match, not many people believed that she had a shot at defeating the Answers World Champion and Kassidy is satisfied at knowing that she’s justifying the reason why people don’t think that Rebecca has a shot at defeating her.)
King Kass: (off-mic) This is why no one thinks you can win, you fucking dumbass.
Gavin Kirkland: This bitch is so smug. Let’s go, Rebecca!
Deadprez: King Kass doesn’t look like she’s going to settle for a count out victory as she hops off the apron and goes to retrieve Rebecca Blackwell, who is crawling towards the apron, looking to clutch onto the skirt to help her to her feet! Kassidy gets Rebecca by her hair, BUT REBECCA SHOVES KING KASS ONTO THE RING POST! THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF THE RINGPOST AS IT SEEMS LIKE REBECCA MAY HAVE FOUND HER OPENING THERE! KING KASS IS CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HER HEAD, BUT REBECCA RISES TO HER FEET AS SHE SHOVES THE CHAMPION BACK TO THE RING POST AGAIN! Kassidy collapses to her knees as Rebecca rushes towards ‘The King of Elite’ with a penalty kick that sends Kassidy Heart to her back!
(The referee is already at a count to seven as Rebecca Blackwell rolls herself underneath the bottom rope, only to roll herself out of the ring to restart the count.)
Gavin Kirkland: Rebecca Blackwell gets King Kass in a gorilla press position before slamming her spine first against the ring post! Rebecca takes a step back as she slams King Kass’ spine against the ring post! Rebecca takes a step back before doing so for a third time! You can see the look of pain on the Answers World Champion’s face and do you know what? I’m more than okay with that because just imagine the amount of pain that she’s caused everyone in her reign of terror! REBECCA HOISTS KING KASS UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A GORILLA PRESS SLAM ON THE APRON! REBECCA ROLLS HERSELF BACK INSIDE THE RING AND PULLS KASSIDY BY HER ARM! THE TWO WOMEN ARE FINALLY INSIDE THE RING AS REBECCA GOES FOR THE COVER! IS SHE GOING TO TAKE DOWN ‘THE MAULER?’
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Eve: NO! King Kass with a shoulder up! Rebecca Blackwell doesn’t take much time to process the situation ahead of her as she begins to throw punches towards the face of the champion! She goes from the punches to throwing some vicious elbows to the face of the champion! Rebecca is willing to throw anything that she can at Kassidy Heart! Anything to get a victory over the Answers World Champion! Can you imagine what a victory like that would mean for someone like Rebecca?
Deadprez: It could really transform her career and get the attention of her. At the same time, it’s Kassidy Heart. I can count on my fingers the amount of people that have gotten the best out of her in the past and it’s up in the air if Rebecca Blackwell will add her name to that list! Rebecca gets King Kass in a powerbomb position! The champion is lifted up in the air as Rebecca runs towards the turnbuckle and throws her onto the turnbuckle! Kass’ head bounces back on that turnbuckle, but Rebecca with a giant boot of the face of the World Champion! REBECCA GETS KASSIDY BY HER ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A JUDO THROW, BUT SHE MAINTAINS CONTROL OF THE ARM BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER JUDO THROW, BUT ONCE AGAIN, SHE MAINTAINS CONTROL OF THE ARM! REBECCA WITH A THIRD JUDO THROW TO KASSIDY! REBECCA JUMPS OVER THE CHAMPION AND REBOUNDS HERSELF OFF THE ROPES! REBECCA WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART —
Gavin Kirkland: NO! Kassidy Heart catches Rebecca Blackwell with surprise and goes for a roll up! Is she going to steal the victory from the Voltage Elitist?
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Eve: Rebecca Blackwell rolls out of the pinfall attempt as she finds herself to her feet! King Kass gets to her feet, BUT REBECCA CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE SIDE OF KING KASS’ THIGH! AND ANOTHER SHOOT KICK TO THE THIGH! AND ANOTHER ONE! KING KASS SWINGS A PUNCH TOWARDS REBECCA, BUT REBECCA CATCHES KASS’ FIST, GETTING A GOOD HOLD OF IT AND PUSHING HER DOWN, BUT KASS IS NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! REBECCA IS HOLDING ONTO KASSIDY’S ARM FOR DEAR LIFE! TRYING TO GET KASSIDY DOWN! IT SEEMS LIKE REBECCA IS LOOKING TO APPLY THE ‘LONDON BRIDGE,’ HER VARIATION OF THE CROSSFACE SUBMISSION HOLD, BUT KING KASS USES HER OTHER FIST TO PUNCH REBECCA IN THE FACE! But, Rebecca still has a good grasp of King Kass’ arm, so Kassidy throws a headbutt to the side of Rebecca’s skull! And then, she throws another one as that manages to break free from the grasp that Rebecca had on her! Kassidy slides underneath the legs of Rebecca and it seems like she’s trying to get a hold of Rebecca’s ankles as she connects with a drop toehold on ‘The Wunderkind.’
Deadprez: Rebecca Blackwell lands harshly on her face, but finds herself to her back as King Kass has Rebecca by her legs! I think that Kassidy is going for her variation of the Boston crab! She’s trying to turn Rebecca to her stomach, but Rebecca is trying to break one of her legs free, so that she’ll be able to kick Kassidy away from her, but there’s no luck with that as Rebecca is turned to her stomach as Kassidy applies the Boston crab on her opponent!
Gavin Kirkland: DO NOT SUBMIT, REBECCA! Do not give that she-demon the satisfaction! You took the love of my life, Cleopatra, to her limit! Kassidy doesn’t fall in comparison to her!
Eve: How is Cleo these days?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t kiss and tell, Eve.
Deadprez: As we focus on the action inside the ring, we can see that Rebecca Blackwell is trying to clutch for those bottom ropes, but Kassidy Heart has the Boston crab applied! You can see the look on Rebecca’s face! This isn’t the funniest submission to experience and it’s funny that Kassidy chose this particular submission to go with, knowing that one of her opponents from the chamber, Impact, is probably scouting this match from backstage.
Gavin Kirkland: Can’t beat the original and his ‘Walls of Impact.’, like wow. Meanwhile, you see that Rebecca Blackwell is showing all of that heart and determination as she’s trying to turn on her back! King Kass could feel her grasp slipping as Rebecca tries to turn herself, so that her back is against her mat! You can see the Boston crab just slipping out of position —
Eve: BUT, LOOK AT THIS, GAVIN AND DP! KING KASS WITH THE SMART THINKING AS SHE APPLIES ‘XOXO KASS!’ THAT FIGURE-EIGHT LEG LOCK ON REBECCA BLACKWELL! JUST ONE OF THE SMART APPROACHES FROM THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION. One of the things that has kept the title on her for as long as she’s had it! This is just some of the smart thinking and adaptability that the rest of the competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber need to be on a look out for!
ONE! TWO!
Deadprez: Rebecca Blackwell raises her shoulders up as she just noticed what King Kass was doing! Maybe, hoping to sneak off with a victory! It was a bit of a rookie mistake from a woman, who is a veteran all around the independent wrestling scene, but you can’t really underestimate King Kass’ ability to look for any sneaky way to leave with the victory. While she isn’t the woman to rely on dirty tricks, she can look for ways to outsmart you with her wits.
Gavin Kirkland: Rebecca Blackwell is reaching for the bottom rope as she manages to clutch onto it! King Kass needs to release the hold! This could be your opening, Rebecca!
Eve: King Kass is quick to release the hold as she shakes her head! I don’t think that she was expected to work as hard as she is tonight! I just think she was looking for one of those statement matches, where she makes a statement and sends a message to whoever she’s facing at Road to Redemption! King Kass rises to her feet as she gets Rebecca Blackwell by her foot, but Rebecca is clutching onto those ropes! However, it doesn’t stop Kassidy from trying to pull Rebecca away from those ropes! She manages to yank the other woman away from the ropes!
Deadprez: But, Rebecca Blackwell lands on her feet! Those amazing reflexes from the Voltage Elitist as that seems to catch King Kass off guard a bit! Rebecca gets King Kass before connecting with a belly-to-belly suplex! Rebecca with the cover!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: FUCK! KING KASS WITH A KICK OUT! COME ON, REBECCA!
Eve: Rebecca Blackwell lifts ‘The King of Elite’ by her chin and now, it’s Rebecca’s turn to look King Kass dead in the eye before delivering a side hand chop to the Answers World Champion in the chest! King Kass holds onto her chest, but Rebecca connects with another side hand chop to the chest of the champion! THAT SIDE HAND CHOP KNOCKS KASSIDY HEART BACK A BIT AS REBECCA CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! KING KASS IS BACKED AGAINST THE ROPES AS REBECCA CONNECTS WITH A HARSH LOOKING KNEE TO THE RIBS OF KING KASS! KASS BEGINS TO STUMBLE DOWN TO A CRAWLING POSITION, BUT REBECCA CONNECTS WITH A SHARP KNEE TO THE SPINE OF THE CHAMPION AS THAT TAKES HER TO A CRAWLING POSITION! REBECCA WITH A MAGISTRAL CRADLE ON KING KASS! IS HE GOING TO TAKE THE VICTORY HERE?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: King Kass rolls out of the cradle attempt! She gets to her feet as Rebecca Blackwell beats her to the punch! Rebecca with a calf kick to the ribs of the Answers World Champion! SHE GETS KING KASS INTO POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A TORNADO DDT! KING KASS IS DOWN AND IT SEEMS LIKE REBECCA IS FEELING MORE PUMPED UP THAN EVER! SHE’S STALKING KING KASS UP TO HER FEET AS REBECCA HOISTS ‘THE MAULER’ UP IN THE AIR BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPINEBUSTER! KASSIDY CRASHES BACK DOWN AS IT SEEMS LIKE REBECCA IS HEADING FOR THAT TOP ROPE! IS REBECCA LOOKING TO WRAP THINGS UP AGAINST THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!?!
Gavin Kirkland: God, I hope so! I’ve seen Rebecca Blackwell hit this move on a couple of occasions! I believe that she calls this move, ‘Macho Madness’ and it’s a diving elbow drop to the chest of the opponent!
Eve: Sadly for you, Gavin! It seems like King Kass is scrambling back to her feet!
Gavin Kirkland: Why won’t she die?
Deadprez: She is racing to the top rope where Rebecca Blackwell is on top of! Rebecca throws a punch, trying to keep Kassidy Heart away from the top rope! But, King Kass continues her climb to the top rope, but Rebecca is throwing as many punches as she possibly can! King Kass punches Rebecca, trying to make her create some room, because it seems like she’s going to be making herself comfortable on top of that top rope as well! BUT, REBECCA THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH, BUT KASSIDY THROWS A PUNCH BACK! REBECCA WITH A PUNCH! KASSIDY WITH A PUNCH! KASS! REBECCA! KASS! REBECCA! REBECCA! REBECCA!
Gavin Kirkland: Shit, a headbutt to the ribs of Rebecca Blackwell as King Kass manages to adjust herself on that top rope, but I have no idea what the champion is planning to do next!
Eve: ‘THE BRIGHTON FLY!’ HER VARIATION OF THE SPANISH FLY CONNECTS AS BOTH KING KASS AND REBECCA BLACKWELL FLY OFF THE ROPES! THE TWO WOMEN GO CRASHING ONTO THE MAT AS KING KASS TURNS TO DRAPE HER HAND OVER REBECCA!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: REBECCA BLACKWELL WITH THE KICK OUT! HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS YOUNG WOMAN STILL IN THIS MATCH?!?
Gavin Kirkland: King Kass looks to be quite annoyed at the moment! She is breathing through her nose angrily as she slowly finds herself to her knees! She is aware that she needs to think of something! She knows how important it is to make sure that this lead up to Road to Redemption looks good for her! King Kass is slowly finding her way to her feet as Rebecca is finding herself in a crawling position! King Kass runs towards her with a ‘Norvina Lights!’
Eve: THE SPIKED HURRICANRANA FAILS TO CONNECT AS REBECCA BLACKWELL HOISTS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION UP! KING KASS HAS HER LEGS WRAPPED AROUND THE NECK OF ‘THE WUNDERKIND’ AS REBECCA HOISTS KASSIDY FIREMAN’S CARRY STYLE ON HER SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. I BELIEVE THAT REBECCA CALLS THIS MOVE THE ‘BECCA DRIVER,’ BUT KING KASS IS THROWING SOME ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF REBECCA’S FACE! KING KASS KNOWS THAT THIS MOVE COULD POTENTIALLY BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR HER!
Deadprez: KING KASS GETS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF REBECCA BLACKWELL– CHANEL N°5!!! THE CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF REBECCA BLACKWELL’S HEAD! KING KASS FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A STRAIGHT-JACKET SUPLEX! BUT, REBECCA ROLLS HERSELF TO HER KNEES! KING KASS IS DEMANDING FOR REBECCA TO GET UP TO HER FEET! REBECCA IS STUMBLING, BUT SHE FINDS SOME STRENGTH TO GET TO HER FEET —
Gavin Kirkland: KING KASS RUNS TOWARDS REBECCA BLACKWELL WITH A MODIFIED VERSION OF ‘GAWD’S GIFT!’ KASSIDY MANAGES TO GET SOME JUMP BEFORE APPLYING THE CROSS ARMBREAKER ON REBECCA! COME ON, REBECCA! HOLD ON! PLEASE HOLD ON!
Eve: This is the same move that quite a few notable names have fallen to this year alone! Rebecca Blackwell is completely trapped in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go! She is trying to reach for the bottom ropes! You can see the look of struggle on her face as she finds herself needing to decide what to do for herself!
Deadprez: REBECCA BLACKWELL COULDN’T TAKE IT NO MORE! SHE TAPS OUT! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Monster” plays once again as King Kass releases the hold before getting to her knees. She looks down at Rebecca Blackwell and shakes her head. She gets the Answers World Championship from the referee, who helps her up and raises her hand in victory. Rebecca rolls herself out of the ring, clutching her arm.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….KING KASS!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: FUCK! Just what King Kass needs! Another victory!
Eve: Like her or hate her, but King Kass shows up each time that she performs! That’s why she’s the champion, Gavin! But, give credit to Rebecca Blackwell, who brought her A-game going into this match! She’s proven to be someone who can stand toe-to-toe with main eventers and Hall of Famers! Rebecca surprised a lot of people by hanging with Kassidy Heart in the ring!
Deadprez: My lord, this woman is something else. The competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber are going to have a tough time bringing her down! All luck in the world to them!
(The scene transitions backstage to General Manager Hurricane Hawk.)
Hurricane Hawk: Gentlemen, I’m glad that I could get you all together to watch this main event, which I think it’s going to be amazing. I like the approach that I had with Team Showdown at Territorial Invasion with the whole private room.
Impact: Before the idea went to the toilet, right?
(The sound of Impact’s voice, causes the camera to point towards him, but the camera also catches the rest of the competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber — Theron Nikolas, TLA, and Adam Lucas, who are looking back at Hurricane Hawk as he talks. The whole room is set up with Taco Bell catering to the side and a bar behind them where TLA and Adam Lucas are sat. Impact finds himself on the black, leather vertical couch while Theron finds himself in his sole steel chair near the television. He seems to be the most distance from everyone else, but close enough to catch what Hawk is trying to tell everyone. Impact’s smart-ass question towards the General Manager is in reference to how the room served as one of the rooms to fight in when Voltage and Dynasty came to attack back towards the lead up to Territorial Invasion. Hawk shakes his head, before continuing on.)
Hurricane Hawk: For the most part, I think the idea worked out well — minus to nooks and crannies, but I won’t have to worry about using all of the security for another championship picture. I’m aware that there’s going to be five Elitists in this room — more than the last gathering I had, but I see a lot of calm, civil, and levelheaded people in this room.
(Hurricane Hawk nods towards Adam Lucas’ direction before his eyes looking towards Theron Nikolas who tries to match the General Manager’s stare, before looking at the entire group again as a whole.)
Hurricane Hawk: There are still a few people that leave me concerned —
TLA: We gonna talk shit about Kassidy right? h: I think if there is something that can bring everyone together to be civil, it’s that.
(TLA looks towards the other men in the room, seeing if they agree with him. All of them tilt their heads to the side and nod, not wanting to be upfront about it, but if there is something that all the men in the room can agree on, it’s how much they don’t like King Kass. Hurricane Hawk tries to calm TLA down, who looks more than willing to begin talking his shit.)
Hurricane Hawk: While Kassidy is not here right now, she’ll be here soon enough. She had just finished competing in her match, but she’ll be here to watch the match with all of you. The advice I’d give all of you is to save your words and banter for Road to Redemption because tonight, we are going to focus on who will be the final man joining you inside that Extreme Elimination Chamber. The only instructions are: watch the main event and be civil. I had someone to tell Kassidy the same thing that I am going to tell you is no physicality tonight. I chose all of you Elitists to be part of the Chamber for a reason. All of you have worked hard to get here. You’ve been working hard or you’ve had fantastic performances that are pure justification to why you should be in the Chamber. The last thing that I want to do is reconsider and take this match away from all of you. It’s the last FPV of 2021 and I believe the last thing that all of you want is to find yourselves off the card. I’m a simple man — I don’t want any sort of madness. I mean, I have catered the room with the best alcohol and food that Showdown can possibly get so that all of you can be in the same room for the first time and prove to me that you all deserve this shot because, on Showdown, WE WRESTLE!
TLA: Hold up, dawg. You said that this is the best food that Showdown could get?
(TLA steps down from his stool near the minibar as he looks towards the Taco Bell catering section. He grabs the edge of the rolling table before shoving the Taco Bell catering out of the private room and out of his damn sight. A crashing noise is heard from the outside as he dusts his hands. TLA had never been so insulted about looking at the Taco Bell and for Hurricane Hawk to think that that this is quality food.)
Impact: Not gonna lie, but I was looking forward to that.
Hurricane Hawk:
TLA: Hawk, if you wanted to know where to get authentic Mexican food, I’m your boi. Lucky for you, I always plan for this shit. ¡Estamos aqui!
(TLA whistles loudly as Adam Lucas yelps in pain. The whistling was loud enough to mess up anyone’s eardrum, but right one cue, a bunch of taquerías come inside the room, rolling in a bunch of authentic Mexican food and not that Taco Bell shit. We see a bunch of Mexican street tacos with any type of chicken or meat that one can possibly think of. We see some of TLA’s poons from the Poon Palace are seen bringing in coolers of coronas and setting them up nicely where the Taco Bell catering was.)
TLA: That’s more like it.
Hurricane Hawk and Impact:
TLA: Don’t worry, this won’t cost you anything. All thanks to the Poon Palace. Amigos, feel free and eat as much as you like.
(Many of the Poons begin to serve the Elitists in the match with plates full of street tacos. The Elitists pick a random street taco before digging in. A moment passes where all are eating as Adam Lucas, seems to be enjoying the street tacos more than anyone else.)
TLA: I didn’t think that anyone would like tacos de lengua.
Adam Lucas: What’s lengua?
TLA: Tongue. Cow tongue.
(Adam Lucas pauses after realizing that he has cow tongue inside his mouth and that he’s been eating it for quite some time. He places the taco de lengua to the side while getting a napkin and spitting out the taco that he has already taken a bite out of. Meanwhile, Impact, Theron Nikolas, and Hurricane Hawk get the taco de lengua from their plate and onto a bigger plate in the center of the table, knowing that they want none of that particular taco.)
Adam Lucas: Bethany warned me stay away from those tacos, so I think that I am going to pass on all of that.
Hurricane Hawk: Smart choice…
( Hurricane Hawk provides a comforting pat on the shoulder to Adam Lucas. In perfect timing, King Kass walks inside the private room with the Answers World Championship wrapped around her shoulder. She is completely sweaty from her match against Rebecca Blackwell as she stops in front of Hurricane Hawk, who she hadn’t seen since she pied faced him last week on Showdown. It seems like King Kass is ready for a bit of confrontation as Hurricane Hawk seems like he’s going to begin things off.)
Hurricane Hawk: Kassidy, I’m glad that you could join us.
King Kass: I’m only here for the fuckery.
(King Kass looks around her competition at Road to Redemption. There are a couple of people with egos and unpredictable attitudes and obviously, there is a part of her that wants a front-row seat to the potential madness that could ensue with all of them being in the same room at the same time.)
Hurricane Hawk: I know that we didn’t have much of an opportunity to talk last week, but I feel like you could hear things from my perspective —
King Kass: I was quite upset about what I heard last week. But, you should hear things from MY perspective, Hawk. How would you feel if you had to face two people that were left for dead were placed in a World Championship match? Hmm…how would you feel if your match is filled with people that don’t deserve to be there? People that you’ve already defeated in the past and proven to be better than?
(Both Adam Lucas and Theron Nikolas knew who King Kass was referring to and find themselves crowding around the conversation. Theron brings the tacos to lengua with him as Adam stands up from the stool that he sat on and joins on each side of Hurricane Hawk, looking to defend themselves if needed.)
Hurricane Hawk: Both Adam Lucas and Theron Nikolas have justified their places in being in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Adam Lucas had a fantastic reign as Hardcore Champion. He took a championship that didn’t symbolize him as a wrestler, but he was able to step up and prove to be a solid hardcore wrestler. He made the total adjustment from being a pure wrestle to a hardcore wrestler. I have no doubts that he’ll put on a fantastic performance at Road to Redemption. As for Theron, honestly, his performance at Reasonable Doubt has spoken for itself. For someone to come back from the hiatus he did and put on fantastic performance after fantastic performance. It’s a shock that it took what it did to make him tap out —
King Kass: I’ve been hearing that a lot from people online. How shocking is it that I made Theron Nikolas tap out? Is it really shocking, Hawk? I’m the same woman who made Jamie O’Hara tap out at Pain for Pride, so how in the hell is it shocking that I made Theron Nikolas, out of all people, tap out? Is it a difficult concept to understand that someone, who DaddyCakes molded into ‘Gawd’s Greatest Creation’ would have the capabilities of submitting an all-time great and someone who thinks will go down as an all-time great? As for Adam Lucas, honestly, like Theron, is nothing more than the usual bland flavor of the month that we’ve seen crawling through those doors. He gets a championship a little too quickly and the moment he loses it, he tries to replace it with another championship, but the moment that doesn’t happen. Poof. Gone. Probably off to those other dumpster fires of companies that DaddyGawd threatens to send people that don’t fall in line with what he does. Although, I do hear that Japan is quite pretty around this time.
Adam Lucas: It seems like things never change with you, princess?
(Adam Lucas and King Kass stare each other down. Kassidy clutches onto her title as she gives Adam an intense look. Whenever she looks at this man, she sees the man who defeated Mr. DEDEDE at Pain for Pride. A man, who she believed didn’t deserve a victory over ‘The Gawd’ and it made her blood boil as she replayed that Hardcore Championship match over her head.
King Kass: I prefer ‘king.’
Adam Lucas: Ah, I can hear the bitterness in the tone of your voice, Kassidy. I would think that you would have gotten over Pain for Pride and this idea that we fucked the two of you over. In reality, the Ryan, and in a way, you, got what you rightfully deserved. Ryan deserved the embarrassment he got in the hands of Ronn Banks while you’ll get what you rightfully deserve when your “reign of terror” comes to an end at Road to Redemption. Maybe, I do not only get a victory over Mr. DEDEDE in 2021, but I’ll get a victory over his prick of a wife. At Road to Redemption, it’s going to be the beginning of the worst things that have yet to come. You will no longer be Answers World Champion and soon after, we’ll rule in another King of Elite and before you know it, it will be some domino effect, where everything comes tumbling down from the world that you live in.
(A bartender slides Adam Lucas a glass of beer before raising it up in the air.)
Adam Lucas: Cheers to that.
(Adam Lucas walks away from her as King Kass is grinding her teeth against each other; however, she tries her best to keep her composure as Theron Nikolas walks up to her with the street tacos. To King Kass, this shit just got worse with the presence of Theron, who has a big ole grin on his face, almost like he knows his presence is getting underneath her skin.)
King Kass: I’m surprised you’re smiling after almost having your arm ripped out of your socket.
Theron Nikolas: Honestly, I am too. I kept replaying the final moments of the match in my head, Kassidy.
(Theron Nikolas takes his arm off the sling and shows her the sixty-eight stitches that go from his bicep down to the top of his wrist. King Kass takes a step back to look at the damage she inflicted. A part of her is proud of the scar that she left him, but she tries not to show it, but to listen to what Theron is trying to tell her.)
Theron Nikolas: Good thing that the doctor said that those wounds will heal, but those scars are going to be a reminder of everything I remember. From the steel chain that I tried to pick up as you had that barbed wire wrapped around my neck to the reception of the crowd when I submitted. I remember it all vividly and it’s going to be the motivation I need to make sure that I walk out of that Extreme Elimination Chamber as the Answers World Champion. Although, the match didn’t leave me empty-handed. There is something that I need to tell you: thank you. Thank you for helping me find the person that I hadn’t seen in a long, long time. To me, it’s no longer about regaining the kingdom. It’s no longer about being the ‘God Emperor,’ but making sure that I burn your entire world to the ground. While Adam would be satisfied in seeing your world crumble, that isn’t enough for me. I going to need to burn it to the fucking ground and I couldn’t care less if you’re in that rubble. But for now…
(Theron Nikolas hands King Kass the plate full of tacos de lengua, almost like an olive branch for the night. He pats her on the shoulder before walking away to where he was sitting. King Kass is looking at the tacos as TLA stands next to her, whistling as loud as he did next to Adam Lucas earlier. This causes Kassidy to clutch her ear and prepare for the potential migraine that could come thanks to ‘La Pantera Sexual.’)
TLA: The fuck we all standing for? Sit the fuck down. I got the entertainment!
King Kass: ….
(A bunch of gorgeous poons, dressed in the sluttiest clothes possible come walking inside the room. Each of the poons finds a guy to sit next to and ‘entertain them.’ It pans to Adam Lucas who is sitting in his stool as a blonde poor with giant breasts sits next to him too close for comfort. Adam is genuinely uncomfortable by looking at the poon, knowing that if Dr. Bethany Blue were to watch this, she wouldn’t be happy about the potential disease that poon could have and passing them onto her boyfriend.)
Adam Lucas: I bet you’re a nice woman, but I have a girlfriend, I really, really, REALLY like.
(Leaving Adam Lucas in an awkward spot, the camera pans to Impact on a couch with one of the poons as he looks over to Theron Nikolas with a grin on his face. Theron has a blonde poon sitting on his thigh as he looks back at his former One Percent brethren.)
Impact: Doesn’t it bring back old memories, Theron? I remember the endless whores that you and Ryan would share after the shows. Some of the most beautiful women that we’ve ever seen.
(King Kass has found a seat away from all the action, but hearing exactly what Impact and Theron Nikolas are talking about. Instead of intervening, she lets the two men have their ‘locker room’ talk and reminisce about old times.)
Theron Nikolas: Man, I was just thinking about that. Too bad you were with Sienna, but there’s no doubt that any woman wouldn’t have been able to resist the ‘White Mamba.’
Impact: It wasn’t all too bad. I like to think that I lived through Ryan in a way. I mean, he kept up multiple girls all night. Remember that threesome that he—
King Kass: I’m right here.
(King Kass cut off Impact before he could continue with that memory. Theron Nikolas and Impact looked behind her, wondering what they did wrong, but Kassidy is aware of the mind games that the two men are doing right now and she refuses to give into those games. She turns her attention towards Impact.)
King Kass: I understand the game that you are trying to play and I am not going to stand for it.
Impact: I’m surprised that you’re giving me any sort of attention because you said fuck-all to me leading up to Reasonable Doubt. Why is that, exactly? Because you know that you can’t defeat Impact one-on-one? Because you know that I am the only Elitist on Showdown who is capable of ripping that Answers World Championship from your cold, dead hands? Because besides this idea that you think I “phone in” my matches, I have been able to find myself in these types of matches. Just when you think that you’re familiar with the game, I change the rules. You thought that you were going to walk into Reasonable Doubt, believing that you were going to get underneath my skin, but in reality, you went into this match with a fire lit underneath your ass. Despite “phoning in” my performances — as you accused me of — you knew that I was the stronger Elitist. You knew that the moment that Impact finds himself in a championship match, you should expect the absolute best from me. It’s the same energy for Road to Redemption as you will be part of the reason why #10reignz comes to fruition.
(King Kass shakes her head as she turns back to see Hurricane Hawk. The two of them staredown at each other before Hawk breaks the silence between the two of them.)
Hurricane Hawk: Seems like you’re settling in quite well.
King Kass: *Rolls Eyes*
Hurricane Hawk: I just wanted to point out that my decisions on who I added to the Extreme Elimination Chamber have been what I believe is best for Showdown as a whole. I know that there was some concern on ‘duds’ being added into this match, but the men who will be stepping into that structure with you aren’t ‘duds.’ All, but Adam Lucas, has been World Champion in the past. They’ve been in the structure more times than you, won the Chamber, or have done both. If there are any group of people who will show up and put on the Chamber match of the weekend, it’s Showdown. We not only wrestle, but we wrestle to the highest standard possible. Each Elitists spot in this match is justifiable. You’ve created a ton of enemies this season alone and there’s no doubt that all of them would like to shut you up once and for all.
(Hurricane Hawk stares at the men who have been looking at the conversation between Hawk and King Kass. She follows Hawk’s eyes to the men sitting in different spots in the private room, waiting for the main event match. Each of the men in the match shares some sort of dislike for the Answers World Champion and has no love for her. They look like hyenas who are more than looking to rip her apart like a dying gazelle.)
Hurricane Hawk: But, I hope that all of you pay attention to the main event. Nothing more value of your time to prepare for Road to Redemption other than seeing your opponents in their element.
(Hurricane Hawk walks away, leaving King Kass shaking her head. She turns towards the other competitors in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, who are still looking at her, ready to fight if needed. There is a part of King Kass who is on the defensive side because of all the Elitists competition to take the title off of her. At the same time, she’s glad that she is the center of attention. She is the champion of course, so why wouldn’t the attention be on her? )
King Kass: Take a picture. It will last longer…just like my championship reign.
(This causes all of the men to look away and turn their heads towards the monitor for the main event. King Kass slowly walks to a stool at the end of the minibar. At this point, the minibar is vacated as Adam Lucas and TLA have found themselves on some steel chairs in order to have a closer look at this match. The seating arrangement is Theron and Impact on each end while Adam has a spot. TLA looks to join them as Kassidy begins to take a bite on her street tacos.)
TLA: I always knew that you like them tongues in your mouth.
(TLA goes to join the others on the couch as King Kass stops eating before looking down in the street tacos. At that moment, she realized the type of tacos that she was eating. She grabs a napkin and spits the taco on it before shoving the plate to the side. She didn’t want to make any sort of scene, but she really feels like she is going to need to disinfect her mouth with mouthwash or something around those lines. She’s truly disgusted as she finally turns her attention towards the television. The scene ends on that note as it goes to ringside for the MAIN EVENT!.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST.. IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!! THE WINNER GETS THE LAST SPOT IN THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
(“Act a Fool” by Ludacris echoes through the speakers to a humongous amount of boos. With a playing card in his mouth, Jonny Airhart descends from the gorilla position and makes his way down to the squared circle. All of the Road To Redemption participants backstage continue to show not much emotion, especially towards his arrival.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Atherton, California, weighing in at 205 pounds.. HE IS, “THE UNO CHAMP KID,” JONNNY AIRRRHARRTT!!Deadprez: Jonny AIrhart hasn’t been able to accumulate a lot of s
uccess ever since landing down here on Saturday nights. He fell short to Veena Adams in his first Free-Per-View with Showdown, but he has an opportunity to rectify all of that and attempt to end this year with a high note by trying his hand at a world championship match. Airhart is looking more ambitious in an opportunity more than ever, so let’s see if he sinks or swims with this potential reward on the line here tonight.
(While Airhart continues his post-match rituals in his designated corner, his theme song fades and an ear-deafening pop reverberates throughout the TD Garden. “Last Strike” by Polo G starts to play as Jon Kelton walks through the curtains and makes his presence known on the stage with London Zelaya He poses and stares into the soul of Airhart while he walks down the ramp and into the squared circle. The Extreme Elimination Chamber participants show some reaction to his arrival, but nothing worth glossing over.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENTS! FIRST! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 pounds.. HE IS THE “CHOSEN ONE,” JONNNNN KELTONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Deadprez: Jon Kelton is also another competitor who hasn’t been able to rack up significant victories lately. He wasn’t able to get the last laugh with his feud with Ronan Malosi that had him on the end of embarrassing mockeries week after week. Jon Kelton could use this opportunity as a huge turnaround for this career. He has made it known multiple times that he didn’t come back after all this time just to stay at this level. He knows that he is capable of taking the throne and wearing the crown, and it is only time that he proves that is right. Tonight is the night to plant the seeds.
Gavin Kirkland: CAN KELTON GET OUT OF THE WAY!! I’M TRYING TO GET THOSE THIGH SHOTS OF LONDON!
(Right as Kelton gets into the ring, he bumps heads with Jonny Airhrat and almost fights before the referee separates them. “Survivor’s Guilt” by Dave hits and it is immediately overlapped with a volcano eruption of boos. Charlie Marr slowly makes his way out to the stage alongside Veena Adams, disgusted by the crowd’s reception. He embraces their chagrin on the crowd by spreading his arms, before gradually making his way down to the ring.)
Eve: With the theme of rectifying an unsuccessful season being a trend within Jonny Airhart and Jon Kelton, it continues with Charlie Marr. Charlie Marr has been able to be more mainstream with them, but his match with TLA surely put a dent in his season. Marr has an opportunity to get the championship match that he believes should’ve been afforded to him in the first place. However, he has his hands full. He is going to be in that ring with two people who are just as desperate and hungry as him. If not, even more.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: This triple threat is underway as JONNY AIRHART IMMEDIATELY SENDS CHARLIE MARR REELING INTO THE ROPES WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!! AIRHART ALREADY SHOOTING FROM THE HIP IN THE OPENING INSTANCES OF THIS MATCH AS HE LUNGES TOWARDS JON KELTON AND ATTEMPTS TO BACK HIM UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!! Kelton defends the strikes as both competitors are now squaring off in the center of the ring! We knew hell was going to implode amongst these three individuals and we are seeing it being displayed in front of our very own eyes! Airhart goes for a kick to the midsection, Kelton grabs his leg, turns him around and throws him into the ropes. Kelton jumps down, Airhart hops over and rebounds off the ropes! KELTON LEAPFROGS OVER!! AIRHART DUCKS AND GOES TO THE ROPES!! MARR COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SENDS JONNY AIRHART OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SPLATTERING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Eve: Airhart manages to hold onto the ropes and keep himself planted on the apron while Marr turns his attention onto Kelton! KELTON GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, MARR TRAPS THE ARMS AND TURNS HIM AROUND!! AND HE HOOKS THE TIGHTS AND ELEVATES HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION! Kelton tips the scale, floats over his shoulders, and wraps his arms around his shoulders. He brings him into the ropes, to where Marr holds onto the ropes and Kelton cocks back and rolls onto his feet towards the center of the ring! MARR FLASHES HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! AND HE LOOKS TO DO THE SAME TO KELTON!! KELTON BLOCKS THE FOREARM SMASH AND JUMPS UP FOR A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!
Gavin Kirkland: BAH!!! THE GNOME BLOCKS IT, HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT, AND BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING BY HOLDING HIM UP WITH THAT WHEELBARROW!! AND HE LIFTS AIRHART U!P! BUT AIRHART TURNS THE WHEELBARROW INTO AN ARMBAR!! WHAT A TRANSITION AS AIRHART NOW GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES FOR KELTON AND MARR!! Kelton and Marr instinctively swing at him, but Airhart ducks both arms, rebounds off the ropes and sweeps both of their legs! Kelton and Marr are downed onto both knees, my favourite position, as Airhart now goes for a roundhouse kick to Marr!
Deadprez: Charlie Marr ducks his head below and Airhart unintentionally connects with the roundhouse kick to the side of Kelton’s head! Kelton rolls away and recuperates beneath the bottom rope while Airhart approaches Marr to double down on his mistake! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY AIRHART!! A SWING AND A MISS AS MARR SIDESTEPPED HIM IN THE NICK OF THE TIME!! AND MARR JUMPS AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO HIS BACK, PROPELLING AIRHART THROUGH THE ROPES AND ACTUALLY DROPPING FACE-FIRST ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR THIS TIME!! Jonny Airhart sustained an ugly collision impact onto the ground below and this reveals a window of opportunity for the former World Champion! Marr bears an opportunistic smirk on his face as he shrugs his shoulders and begins to accelerate! HE RUNS THE ROPES! AND HE SHOOTS FORWARD FOR THAT TOPE SUICIDA EUROPEAN UPPERCUT VARIATION!!
Eve: BUT JON KELTON COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND STUFFS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK THROUGH THE ROPES!! RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME, FOR THE CHOSEN ONE!! Charlie Marr is most likely unconscious as he is hanging from the second rope! He went for a high-risk maneuver and he paid the consequences of not looking over his shoulder in a match that included more than one person! Marr has yet to demonstrate any sort of consciousness as Kelton now runs across the apron! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF AIRHART!! BUT AIRHART GRABS HIS FOOT, SWEEPS IT AND KELTON FACE-PLANTS ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON!! HIS FACE WENT CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AS AIRHART SPRINGS ONTO THE APRON, JUMPS ONTO THE BACK OF THE DANGLING CHARLIE MARR!!! AND HE USES HIM AS A TRAMPOLINE TO GO UP AND OVER ONTO JON KELTON WITH A SENSATIONAL CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!
Deadprez: Jonny Airhart displaying his underrated feats of athleticism! He brings Kelton back into the ring and hooks his legs to record the first pinfall attempt of this match! Could Airhart be the final entrant to this year’s Extreme Elimination Chamber?
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Gavin Kirkland: SIKE!! YOU THOUGHT! GOTTA HAVE TO DO MORE THAN THAT!! Jonny Airhart gets up to his feet and brings Kelton up with him. He leans Kelton up against the ropes and lights him up with a huge knife-edge chop across the chest! The chop reverberated loudly throughout the arena here’s JONNY CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! THREE CONSECUTIVE CHOPS AS AIRHART NOW IRISH WHIPS KELTON INTO THE OTHER CORNER OPPOSITE OF THEM!! KELTON IS ABLE TO SLIDE INTO THE CANVAS TO EVADE THE IMPACT AND HE CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!! AIRHART NEARLY GOT HIS HEAD DECAPITATED AS HE IS DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Eve: Kelton looks to the side and leaps onto the second rope! AND HE SOARS OVER FOR A SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT!! BUT AIRHART GETS BOTH KNEES UP!! KELTON EATS BOTH OF HIS KNEES AS AIRHART USES HIS OPPORTUNITY TO RETURN THE AERIAL ASSAULT ATTEMPT WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!! AIRHART JUMPS ONTO THE THIRD ROPE!! HE IS SHOWING OFF HIS ATHLETICISM AND HE CLEARLY OVERSHADOWS KELTON’S!! AND HE GOES FOR A THIRD-ROPE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!! BUT AIRHART MISSES AND GOES CRASH LANDING INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! AND NOW KELTON GOES FOR THE SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT ONCE AGAIN!! BUT MARR SLIDES INTO THE RING AND KICKS HIS LEGS AS HE JUMPED ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!
Deadprez: NOW, JON KELTON IS THE MAN HANGING FROM THE SECOND ROPE AS MARR TURNS HIS ATTENTION ONTO THE OTHER!! AND HE DEVASTATES JONNY AIRHART WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! AIRHART GETS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION IN RESULT OF THAT DDT AS KELTON IS STILL TRYING TO GET OUT OF HIS PREDICAMENT!! MARR CONCENTRATES ON HIM AND CHARGES TOWARDS HIM! KELTON IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE HUNG POSITION AND HASTILY CONNECTS WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI IN TIME!! MARR IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS KELTON NOW LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! AND HE GOES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! THIS COULD BE IT!
Eve: WHAT A COUNTER!! MARR INTERCEPTS AND GRABS JON KELTON MID FLIGHT!! AND TURNS THE TRAJECTORY OF HIS DESCEND AND SPIKING HIM DOWN WITH THE SPINBUSTER!! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! IS MARR GOING TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION?!?
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Gavin Kirkland: AIRHART REINTRODUCES HIMSELF INTO THE FRAY AND DRIVES HIS FOOT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!! Airhart continues to stomp a mudhole into his torso before bringing him up to his feet and Irish whipping him into the ropes. Airhart turns it around and Marr goes towards the ropes instead! Marr clings onto the ropes, Airhart charges into him, and Marr steps out of the way. Airhart goes through the ropes and tries to get back in! BUT MARR GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND GOES FOR THE DDT THROUGH THE ROPES! BUT AIRHART NEGLECTS THE LAST JUDGMENT BY USING HIS UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO HOIST MARR UP INTO THE AIR!!! MARR GOES INTO THE AIR AND HE GETS DEPOSITED ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Deadprez: Marr is able to get relatively quick back up to his feet! BUT IT ISN’T FOR GOOD AS AIRHART NOW FLOATS INTO THE AIR!! AND DESCENDS ONTO THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! WOAH!! MARR CATCHES AIRHART WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID-AIR!! CHARLIE MARR JUST OBLITERATED HIM AS HE NOW GETS HIM UP TO HIS FEET TO THROW HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! BUT KELTON TAKES ADVANTAGE AND TAKES TWO BIRDS OUT WITH ONE STONE WITH A HUGE TOPE SUICIDA OVER THE TOP ROPE!! KELTON FLATTENS BOTH COMPETITORS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH THAT CROSSBODY TOPE SUICIDA AS HE GETS MARR BACK INTO THE RING!!
Deadprez: KELTON FOLLOWS HIM INTO THE RING AND BRINGS MARR TO HIS FEET!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE AVADA KEDAVRA!! KELTON IS GOING TO ROAD TO REDEMPTION!! COME ON!
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Eve: NO!!! STILL ISN’T ENOUGH!! Kelton is looking a bit disappointed as he rolls out of the ring and pulls up the apron sheets. He scrummages through the multiple instruments of destruction resting under the squared circle, which gives Charlie Marr ample enough time to take advantage! HE PULLS KELTON OUT!! BUT KELTON SMASHES THE POINT OF A KENDO STICK INTO HIS MIDSECTION!! NO!! MARR GRABS IT AND DRIVES IT INTO HIM!! MARR BRINGS UP THE STICK AND EMPTIES IT ONTO HIS BACK!! MARR BEAT HIM TO THE CHASE AS HE NOW GRABS KELTON FROM BEHIND!! AND HE THROWS HIM SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! KELTON EXPLODES ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AS MARR NOW GRABS OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER AND DETACHES IT!!! HE LEANS IT AGAINST THE TABLE AND GRABS KELTON!! AND HE AIMS TO DRIVE HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! BUT KELTON IS ABLE TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF THAT PREDICAMENT WITH ELBOWS TO THE HEAD!
Deadprez: Kelton is able to free himself and goes for a superkick! BUT MARR GRABS HIS FOOT AND HE THROWS IT!! KELTON SMACKS HIS FOOT UP AGAINST THE RINGPOST!! AND NOW MARR GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST!! AND HE TOSSES HIM THREE-THIRDS ACROSS RINGSIDE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER WITH A COLOSSAL RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! MY GOD!! ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING AS JON KELTON DEFINITELY HAS TO BE OUT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS MATCH!! MARR WITH THAT USUAL SINISTER SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! WAIT!! AIRHART COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND FLATTENS HIM ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A CANNONBALL!!!
Eve: AIRHART BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! HE CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON AND PULLS HIMSELF ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! AND HE FLIPS FORWARD FOR THE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! BUT MARR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! AIRHART ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!! MARR KICKS THE MIDSECTION, HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND GOES FOR THE DDT!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT IS BLOCKED AS AIRHART SPINS OUT OF HIS CLUTCH AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! MARR HODLS ONTO HIS HANDS, DUCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND HOISTS HIM UP!!
Deadprez: AND HE TOSSES HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A PUMP HANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM!! I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN THE PUMPHANDLE USED IN THAT WAY AS MARR NOW JUMPS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE LEAPING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! DEATH OR GLORY CONNECTS!
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Gavin Kirkland: AIRHART PUSHES HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME! Charlie Marr with that absolutely annihilating pumphandle variation of the fallaway slam that I thought would have punched his ticket for Road To Redemption. The match still goes on and Charlie Marr is looking to end it here. Marr is seething in the corner, looking as he is ready to pounce as he impatiently anticipates for Airhart to get up to his feet. As of right now, he is very slow, like a turtle, and Marr is literally steaming! Airhart gets up off one knee and MARR STARTS THE DISCUS ROTATION! AND HE SWINGS FOR THE CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: DENIED!! AIRHART DENIES THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY KICKING HIS ARM AWAY!! AND HE BLASTS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A KICK AS WELL!! AND AIRHART GRABS HIS HEAD!! HE HOLDS ONTO IT WHILE HE STEPS UP THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!! AND HE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A TORNADO DDT!! HE MAINTAINS HIS HOLD AROUND HIS HEAD AND GOES AROUND HIS WAIST!! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! AND HE BLASTS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH THE RIPCORD LARIAT!! IT CONNECTS!! THIS COULD BE IT!
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Eve: MARR GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! AIRHART NEARLY ADVANCED TO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Airhart emerges to his feet and starts to climb to the top! Charlie Marr has yet to move at all and Airhart is about to take advantage of his subconscious state! WHERE IS KELTON!! AIRHART IS NOW PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BUT KELTON COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHES THE KENDO STICK IN THE BACK OF HIS LEFT THIGH!! THIS TAKES HIM OFF HIS FEET AND AIRHART GOES FACE-FIRST ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AIRHART IS STILL PLANTED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE HOWEVER AS KELTON ENTERS THE SQUARED CIRCLE WITH A KENDO STICK IN HAND!
Deadprez: AND HE HOLDS IT UP TO GET THOSE POPS!! AND HE SMACKS IT AGAINST MARR’S CHEST!! AND HE DRIVES IT DOWN ONTO HIS BACK!! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!! AND NOW HE AIMS STRAIGHT FOR THE MUZZLE!! BUT MARR GRABS THE KENDO STICK, GOES AROUND THE WAIST, AND USES IT TO PRESS IT AGAINST HIS NECK!! HE JUMPS UP AND USES THE KENDO STICK AS ADDED PRESSURE FOR A BACKSTABBER!! DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER FROM THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AS MARR NOW APPROACHES THE FAZED JONNY AIRHART ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Eve: MARR JOINS AIRHART ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND TRIES FOR A SUPERPLEX!! BUT AIRHART FENDS HIM OFF WITH PUNCHES TO THE FACE!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FROM AIRHART!! BUT MARR RETALIATES WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND THEN HE CLOCKS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! MARR NOW HAS HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIS WAIST!! AND HE GOES FOR A SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HOWEVER, THE AVALANCHE SUPERPLEX IS BLOCKED AS AIRHART THROWS HIS ELBOWS BACK!! AIRHART IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO RESIST AGAINST SOMETHING THAT COULD VERY MUCH PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON HIM AND HIS OPPORTUNITY FOR HIS FIRST WORLD TITLE MATCH!!
Deadprez: JON KELTON PICKS UP THE KENDO STICK AND SMACKS IT AGAINST MARR’S LEGS!! MARR LOSES BALANCE AND IS NOW HUNG UP FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND THEN KELTON TOSSES THE KENDO STICK AND IT CONNECTS ATOP THE CROWN OF JONNY AIRHART!! MARR IS HUNG UPSIDE DOWN WHILE AIRHART IS KNOCKED OUT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! KELTON CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND AIRHART’S WAIST! AND HE GOES FOR THE AVALANCHE GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Gavin Kirkland: CHARLIE MARR WITH THE CORE STRENGTH BRINGS HIMSELF UPWARDS!! AND HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND KELTON’S WAIST!! AND HE DRAGS HIM DOWN!! WITH A TRIPLE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! KELTON CONNECTS WITH THAT GERMAN SUPERPLEX WITH AIRHART, BUT HE WAS AT THE WRONG END OF THE STICK AS HE WAS ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY DROPPED WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! MARR WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE IS STILL HUNG UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE SEES THAT HE IS UNFAZED BY THAT GERMAN SUPLEX CONTRAPTION AS HE UNHOOKS HIMSELF FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!!
Deadprez: KELTON DIDN’T GET THE WORST OUT OF THAT COLLISION AS HE IS ABLE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET FIRST BETWEEN HIM AND AIRHART!! MARR IS UP TO HIS FEET!! HE IS SEETHING IN THE CORNER!! HE CHARGES THE CHOSEN ONE!! AND HE LUNGES FORWARD FOR THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! BUT KELTON DUCKS THE ARM!! AND FLIPS HIM OVER!! AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!! GOD’S LAST GIFT!! WILL THIS GIFT SECURE HIM SPOT IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!
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Eve: JONNY AIRHART WITH A 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THAT BREAKS UP THE COVER!!
(It cuts to backstage with Adam Lucas and TLA semi-shocked by the pin break-up, while everyone else bears no expressions.)
Deadprez: CHARLIE MARR RETREATS OUT OF THE RING WHILE KELTON IS PLANTED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! AIRHART NOW LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE STANDS ON TOP OF IT!! AND HE FLIPS FOREVER!! AND HE SPLASHES DOWN ONTO MARR WITH THE 630 SENTON!! MAKING THE MONEY CONNECTS AS AIRHART HOOKS BOTH LEGS WITH AUTHORITY!! COME ON!! JONNY AIRHART FOR FINAL ENTRANT!! COUNT IT, REF!
(Jonny Airhart covers Charlie Marr with a finger’s reach to the ropes.)
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Eve: JON KELTON REACHES FROM OUT IN THE RINGSIDE THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF AIRHART TO BREAK UP THE COVER!! AIRHART’S FACE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ROPES, AND KELTON HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO GET THAT REACH!! AIRHART IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT AS KELTON NOW CRAWLS BACK INTO THE RING!! AND HE PICKS UP AIRHART!! AND HE TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! THIS IS NOW AN OPPORTUNITY FOR KELTON, BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO MAKE THE MOST OUT OF IT!!
Deadprez: KELTON IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR CHARLIE MARR TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!! BEFORE HE KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND HE GOES FOR FINALE ATONEMENT!! NO!! CHARLIE MARR TURNS IT AROUND AND TRANSITIONS INTO HIS OWN DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! NO!! KELTON ROLLS HIM UP WITH A SMALL PACKAGE! COULD THIS BE IT!
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Eve: MARR TURNS IT AROUND AND NOW ITS IN HIS FAVOUR!
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Deadprez: KELTON TURNS IT AROUND TO HIS FAVOUR!! BUT VEENA ADAMS GOES INTO THE RING AND PUSHES KELTON!! AND NOW IT IS IN MARR’S FAVOUR!!
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Gavin Kirkland: BOTH MEN POWER OUT OF THE SMALL PACKAGE!! AND LONDON SLIDES INTO THE RING!! AND BOTH ZELAYA AND ADAMS GO CRASH LANDING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! ZELAYA JUST TOOK HERSELF ADAMS AND OUT AS BOTH OUTSIDE FACTORS WERE JUST TAKEN CARE OF!!
Deadprez: MARR GOES FOR THE CHARING CROSS!! BUT KELTON COUNTERS THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! AND HE ANNIHILATES HIM WITH A DISCUS KNEE STRIKE!! MARR IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE AS KELTON NOW GOES FOR THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! KELTON SWINGS!! BUT HE MISSES AND MARR ROLLS HIM UP WITH THE SCHOOL-BOY PIN!!
AND HE HAS THE TIGHTS!! THIS IS PERFECTLY LEGAL AND I LOVE TO SEE THEM CHEEKS!
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Deadprez: KELTON POWERS OUT, BUT HE MANAGES TO TRANSITION FROM THE SCHOOL-BOY PREDICAMENT BY GRABBING HIS ARM AND PULLING HIM DOWN STRAIGHT INTO THE CROSS-FACE!! OH MY GOD!! ETHER IS CINCHED IN!! THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS CHARLIE MARR IS IN DEEP TROUBLE!! COULD THIS HOW JON KELTON GETS HIS FIRST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY IN SO LONG!! COULD THIS BE IT!?!
Eve: WAIT!! MARR SLIPS OUT OF HIS ARMS AND PUTS HIM INTO THE SLEEPER HOLD! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS ROLL HIM OVER AND GET THE LEG SCISSORS!! CAN THIS BE IT!! THE REAR NAKED HOLD HOLD IS ON THE PREMISES OF BEING COMPLETED! CAN MARR WIN THIS WITH TRANQUILITY!! MARR ROLLS I MOVER!! BUT KELTON IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OVER AND PINS HIM DOWN!! OH NO!
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Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! MARR POWERS OUT AS BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP TO THEIR FEET ONCE AGAIN!! BUT JONNY AIRHART COMES FROM THE TOP ROPE!! AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK!! AIRHART KIPS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE YELLS AT BOTH PARTICIPANTS TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! THIS IS A BALLSY MOVE BUT AIRHART SEEMS TO BE WANTING TO GO OUT IN FASHION AND GUNS BLAZING!! JONNY AIRHART CHARGES MARR!! BUT MARR DUCKS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT!! JON KELTON COMES FROM THE SIDE AND GOES FOR A KICK!! AIRHART BLOCKS IT, BUT MARR GOES FOR AN ENZIGURI AND ENDS UP HITTING MARR!!
Gavin Kirkland: MARR REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND RETALIATES WITH A PRECISION SHOOT KICK TO THE JAW!! KELTON IS STUNNED AS HE FALTERS TOWARDS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!! JONNY AIRHART GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO MARR!! MARR CONTINUES TO BE ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE NOW REELS INTO THE SECOND ROPE!! AIRHART TURNS AROUND!!
Eve: AND AIRHART GETS VOIDED WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK!! CHROME HEARTZ CONNECTS TO AIRHART!! BUT MARR REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE DECAPITATES KELTON WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!! AIRHART IS STILL ON HIS FEET, AND IS ABOUT TO FALL AFTER THE SPINNING HEEL KICK, BUT MARR CATCHES HIM AND HOLDS ONTO HIM!
Deadprez: MARR GRABS HIS CHIN, SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISAPPOINTMENT AND KICKS HIS MIDSECTION!! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! AND HE DRIVES HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD TO JONNY AIRHART AS MARR HOOKS BOTH LEGS WITH CONFIDENCE!! HERE WE GO!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Survivor’s Guilt” by Dave blasts through the speakers to boos. Charlie Marr gets up to his feet as Veena Adams slides back into the ring and reunites with him. London Zelaya tends to Jon Kelton, while Jonny Airhart is checked on by the referee. Charlie Marr raises his fists as he looks right at the camera and smiles.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NOW THE FINAL ENTRANT IN THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER… CHARRRLIEE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Deadprez: Charlie Marr rectifies his loss at Reasonable Doubt and gets his first world championship opportunity since Grand Rampage! Jonny Airhart and Jon Kelton tried their best to punch their ticket, but Charlie Marr was at the right place and at the right time and was able to secure the victory!
Eve: What an extremely physically demanding match that was between all three competitors! Saturday nights deliver with yet another barnburner of a triple threat match! First, the world champion triple threat, and tonight! All three Elitists put everything on the line, it made a star-studded performance, but like Prez’ said before, Charlie Marr was able to get the best out of the situation.
Gavin Kirkland: These threesome matches are always like these! You think you have won, but you forget to account for the other man and that is the downfall of your chances of winning! Jon Kelton was on the verge of getting his opportunity, but Charlie Marr pushed through and mustered the strength to block his shot and ensure that it wouldn’t go in! Congratulations to Charlie Marr! He is better than those two anyways and he better make sure that Kassidy doesn’t walk out of Road To Redemption still as our champion! PLEASE!! HELP!
Deadprez: In other words, Kassidy Heart has his hands full in Texas. She is going up against a mixed concoction of all of her challengers as EAW Answers World Champion, so this is a huge test for her. Most champions have proven to have their championship reign inside that chamber. It is a kryptonite for championship reigns, but it isn’t impossible. Kassidy Heart has done what is considered impossible before, so it wouldn’t be far-fetched to say that she should do what she has been known for in the past. The near impossibles.
Eve: Congratulations to Charlie Marr and good luck in his chances at Road To Redemption! Thank you all for tuning in!
( The last shot is Charlie Marr smiling and sarcastically waving at the camera, as everyone in the room doesn’t look pleased nor impressed by what they are seeing.)
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