( EAW intro plays )
( Immediately, we fade into the intro for the Voltage exclusive event, Wicked Games. )
( The EAW logo flashes over the screen in Halloween colors; it appears in a flash of thunder before going dark once more. We hear footsteps over gravel before the sound of carnival music is heard. )
Sinister Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen …
( We see footage of all the roster members of Sunday Night Voltage. )
Sinister Voice: Boys and Girls…
( The footage transitions to the Champions of the brand, Drake King, Ms. Extreme, and Minerva )
Sinister Voice: Children of All Ages!
( The Voltage Roster flashes rapidly. )
Sinister Voice: WELCOME TO THIS CARNIVAL OF WONDERS! Where ambition, lust, power, and your darkest desires await!
( We see footage of the history between New Eden and Captain Charisma.)
Sinister Voice: What are you willing to do in order to reach those desires?
( We see New Eden’s past attacks on the likes of Jamie O’Hara amongst others. )
Sinister Voice: What are you prepared to sacrifice in order to make your dreams into reality?
( Gruesome footage of Justin Windgate cutting a finger off Drake King during their match at Bloodsport shows up. )
Sinister Voice: Are you willing to confront your demons and face your fears?
( We see footage of Danny Tanner and Alex Myers. )
Sinister Voice: Are you willing to do what must be done to secure your future?
( Candice Blair and Ryan Wilson staring at each other shows up through a puff of smoke. )
Sinister Voice: Will you find what you are looking for within my Dark Carnival?
( Rebecca Blackwell and Cleopatra appear for a short moment followed by Holly Arrow and Shane Gates. )
Sinister Voice: Will your lust trump the desire of another?
( Miku Sakai, holding the Specialists Championship, and Mary S. Atlas appears. )
Sinister Voice: Are you willing to traverse the proverbial gauntlet for a chance at recognition?
( The men participating in the Fatal Five-Way match appear; Lucas, Jay Jerry, Kirk, Woogieman, and Kelin. )
Sinister Voice: Are you willing to pay the price of admission to my Carnival? Be careful what you wish for children because something wicked… This way comes…
Bella Braxton: And Now… Marvel’s Spiderman Far From Home Presents… EAW’S WICKED GAMES!!!!!
( The scene transitions to a view of the fans and the stage designed for tonight’s show with pyrotechnics blazing and illuminating the place under the roar of the crowd while ‘Rain’ by Grandson & Jessie Reyez plays over the sound system! Spooky, Halloween themed decor is everywhere and the set resembles a horror movie. As the camera pans around and down to the announce table, the table has been decorated in a festive manner and of course the commentators are in costume too. James Peters is dressed as Dracula, but it’s Rich Russillo and Persephone who are getting most of the attention. She is obviously dressed up like Rex McAllister, complete with replica EAW World Championship. Rich Russillo is dressed as Raven Roberts, complete with a long, black wig, and he is grinning at Persephone. She looks disgusted that he would match her. )
James Peters: Ladies and Gentlemen we are on the eve of Halloween AND WE PROUDLY WELCOME YOU TO VOLTAGE’S YEARLY HORROR SHOW! WELCOME… TO EAW’S WICKED GAMES!!! I am James Peters alongside Rich Rusillo and Persephone, folks we are in for quite a fright here tonight!
Persephone: Lots of interesting matches! I hope to be scared right into Rex’s bed later on tonight! I sure hope this show doesn’t fucking suck!
Rich Russillo: There’s definitely A LOT of great matches tonight, including one with the fate of Voltage on the line! Myles and Minerva take on Donovan Duke and Justin Windgate! A New Eden victory tonight grants them leadership and all the power over the show for an entire month! The Stakes Can’t Possibly Be Any Higher Tonight Folks and let’s get this party started with the first match of the ev-
“It Has Begun” by Starset hits as the crowd erupts with an almost split even mixed reaction as one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Xavier Williams makes his way out through the curtain. He’s wearing black jeans with a grey hooded jumper and his half of the Unified Tag Team Championships over his shoulder. He stands on the stage, taking a look out at the thousands packed inside the Barclays Center as “It Has Begun” fades out and “Witches Burn” by The Pretty Reckless hits as the roar of the same mixed reaction continues to echo throughout the arena. The other half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Harlow Reichert makes her way through the curtain with her half of the Unified Tag Team Championships around her waist. She’s wearing her usual attire with a brand new “No Fucks Given” T-Shirt. The two raise their championships high into the air before making their way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time… they are the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… XAVIER WILLIAMS AND HARLOW REEEEICCHHEERRRT!!!
James Peters: Both of the Unified Tag Team Champions have constantly spoken about wanting to compete against those they believe that those championships deserve. The history of the tag division has been well known. There have been times where it has had a major spotlight shined over it, but there have also been times where it has seemingly sat in the shadows. These two have been great champions; facing all challengers put in front of them valiantly to hold onto those championships since winning them from IDOL-GUN at Pain for Pride.
Rich Russillo: But, with all the talk that these two have done – they’re going to want to make sure that they do succeed when the eventual challenge that they believe those championships does arrive. Tonight we will see which team does successfully win the Tag Team Turmoil tournament to determine who these two will face. These two could very well find themselves standing against the current EAW World Champion and the Universal Women’s Champion in the form of Drake King and Ms. Extreme respectfully, or a former World Heavyweight Champion in Chris Elite and former EAW World Championship contender, Jake Smith.
Persephone: Do these two really deserve anything? :rolling_eyes:
James Peters: They’ve certainly got a major challenge coming up whether it be either team, and I’m not surprised that the Unified Tag Team Champions are here tonight to scout out the team that they will defend those championships against.
(Xavier Williams is the first to make his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, holding the middle rope down for Harlow before she enters the ring and is handed a microphone from Bella Braxton. Xavier enters the ring and is handed a microphone from a ringside producer as Xavier and Harlow stand in the middle of the ring as “Witches Burn” fades out and the crowd settles.)
Harlow Reichert: So, this is what’s supposed to make us excited about defending these championships? I’m not going to lie, Xav; on paper it looks like it could be exactly what we’ve been asking for. The competition that these championships have deserved and have been starved of. The chance to put these championships on the line against the current EAW World Champion and the current Universal Women’s Champion; it’s the chance to compete against arguably the two top talents in this company. On the other hand, we could defend these Unified Tag Team Championship against Chris Elite and the little gremlin that he has to team with. In comparison to what this company has allowed to stand in our way and pretend that they are legitimate threats in taking these championships away from us – on paper, this could be a real step up. But, unfortunately, as this company seems to do on a constant basis – can the two of us really get our hopes up? Can we really get our hopes up with the idea that we’re finally going to be tested? Can we get our hopes up that this company isn’t lining us up for more disappointment before we dispose of another makeshift team of individual talents coming together to compete for these Unified Tag Team Championships before they turn their attention on someone else because they weren’t GOOD enough to take these away from us.
(Xavier shakes his head before beginning to speak.)
Xavier Williams: That’s the worst part. In the grand scheme of things – this brand has formulated this entire tournament that’s meant to hold some form of importance, when it’s ultimately going to create something that’s nothing more than temporary. This does nothing for this division. This isn’t something that’s going to push this brand forward. This isn’t something that’s going to build a platform that this division can be built off, because it is nothing more than temporary. We’re going to walk in front of the world and beat either team left standing tonight, before we’re back in this position waiting for the next opportunity to compete against a real challenge, instead of competing against the bottom of this company thrown together. It’s fine to watch Kensi and Lisa Wren compete against other bottomfeeders like Mary S. Atlas and Rebecca Blackwell. This company can do everything in their power to pretend that Ximena Velasquez is a legitimate threat to anyone that’s able to actually find their footing, while Sierra clutches onto her ankles in the hopes she can drag her out of the obscurity she constantly finds herself in when she’s forced to stand on her own. How long until EAW throws both of the Chambers together so they can prove why their family are such disappointments, while we’re expected to pretend that we’re content with it all?
(Harlow looks around the arena as she begins to speak.)
Harlow Reichert: We didn’t have to be here tonight. We could have sat at home and waited to see who was going to be the last team standing, but we decided that the best course of action was ensuring that we had a ringside seat to see who the next to fall against the Unified Tag Team Champions were going to be.
Xavier Williams: We decided that we were going to sit at ringside and hope that one of these two teams were going to be everything that we’ve been asking for. We’re hoping that either of these teams are able to prove that what’s awaiting us in a few months is going to be worth the wait. Something that’s going to create a little excitement. Something that gets the blood flowing. Something… challenge that these championships consistently deserve to have.
Harlow Reichert: But, we are not going to continue to hold up this show any longer. From the bottom of our hearts; we hope that you all enjoy the show, because god knows that maybe the biggest challenge that we’re going to face here is doing the same.
(Both Xavier and Harlow drop their microphones and raise their Unified Tag Team Championships high into the air before making their leave out of the ring to another chorus of boos from the thousands in attendance.)
(The match graphic finally flashes across the screen.)
(The titantron appears to the face of the always handsome Morgan Freeman, who the crowd cheers loudly for.)
Morgan Freeman: New Breed Championship title reigns, to World Heavyweight title reigns, we didn’t forget. Some of the most exciting athletic feats and extreme matches this company has ever seen, we didn’t forget. One of the most recognizable faces this industry will ever see, we didn’t forget.
(The crowd quiets as Morgan Freeman holds a finger in the air.)
Morgan Freeman: And one more thing this WORLD will never forget…
(The crowd waits in silence as Morgan smiles.)
Morgan Freeman: You cannot say Pop and forget the Smoke.
(The crowd cheers intensely and they turn it up to 11 as ‘44 Bulldog’ rings throughout the arena.)
Rich Russillo: WAIT, WHAT IN THE WORLD?!? NO WAY, WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?
(Chris Elite, dressed head to toe in a black and gold outfit, makes his way onto the stage enthusiastically, then taking a moment to give the ring a cold hard stare as he makes his way to the edge of the ramp. The crowd roars with a mixed reaction for Chris as he stands atop the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(The crowd repeats; ONE FALL!)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS THE FINALS OF THE TAG TEAM TURMOILLLLLL TOURNAMENNNNTTTTT!!!!!
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!!
Rich Russillo: FIRST UP!?!? NO WAY, THIS HAS TO BE A MISTAKE, THIS IS INSANE!!!
Bella Braxton: NEITHER TAG TEAM CAN LOSE BY DISQUALIFICATION! THE WINNERS MUST PIN OR SUBMIT THEIR OPPONENTS INSIDE OF THE RING! MEANING THAT THIS MATCH WILL OPERATE UNDER NO DISQUALIFICATION RULES!
James Peters: THERE’S NO WAY?!?! NO DQ RULES??! THESE TWO TEAMS ALREADY HATED EACH OTHER ENOUGH, WE’RE IN STORE FOR A CATEGORY 5 HERE, FOLKS!!!
Persephone: You must be a virgin.
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF BROOKLYN, NEWWW YORRRRKKKK!!! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POOUUNNDSSS, CHRISSSSSS ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESSSSS’ ELLLLIIITTTEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The crowd buzzes as Chris runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He poses on the turnbuckle and quickly readies himself for the match, Chris is laser-focused on the task ahead tonight.)
(‘Drive That Funky Soul’ (Spider-Man 3 Edit) begins to play as the crowd wears a look of confusion. Jake comes dancing onto the stage in a blue jacket over a button-down shirt, hair parted over his forehead and he walks onto the stage snapping his fingers and looking at the females in the front row.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER, WRESTLING OUT OF NEWARK, NEW JERSEEEYYYYY!!! WEIGHING IN AT 210 POOOUNNNDSSSS!!!! JAKEEEEE ‘THE MORAL COMPASSSSS’ SMITHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(The crowd is electric again and serenades him with both cheers and boos as he makes his way down the ramp, flaring his jacket and popping his collar as he dances down to the ring.
Persephone: Top 3 worst dancer I’ve ever fucking seen. He looks like the backup for Tobey Maguire who wasn’t first cast because he looks like a crossfit lesbian. It’s fucking weird, at least he doesn’t have that goddamn rodent with him this time, I came prepared just in case Jake had found the little beast from wherever Lizzie the doll had put him.
(Persephone reaches down and pulls something out of her bag. It’s a jumbo-sized rat-trap, then proceeds to pull a can of rat poison out from her bag.)
James Peters: You know he’s a dog, right?
Persephone: It’s poison you fucking dumbass, it’s still gonna work. Hell, it would probably kill you too, you damn vermin
James Peters: Anyway, what a dynamic duo these two are. I mean you wouldn’t think that Jake Smith and Chris Elite, of all the pairs, would work this well together. They’ve managed to set their eyes on the prize and now come laser focused with only one goal; beating two of Voltage’s flagship elitists and winning a chance at competing for the tag team championships against the champions, right here, Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams.
Rich Russillo: I mean, Jake, only a few weeks ago at Clash of Kingdoms 2, lost his World Heavyweight Title match to Drake King, so you know that he’s chomping at the bit to get that loss to Drake back. A loss that was personal and a loss that deterred Jake from the path of championship gold. Jake Smith thought his entire future was finally going to culminate with the biggest win of his life, a moment Drake King took away from him. Right now, Jake has the chance to get it back. He’s got the chance to make all those hard-fought wins against legends count and write the next chapter of his rivalry with Drake with a win.
Persephone: He’s not a winner. He’s a B+ elitists who looks like a divorced dad that hangs out with younger women.
Rich Russillo: He’s still an elite level talent and he’s shown that throughout the course of this tournament, as has his partner, who is also out to prove to EAW that he’s not Gawd’s Greatest Gift for no reason. Put some spekt’ on Bhrissy’s name. Former World Heavyweight Champion and holder of the Gawd contract, there’s a reason he’s a hall of famer and certified legend in EAW. He wants to show these boys that he’s still as hungry as ever and by the looks of it, he’s clearly skilled enough to once more reach the top of EAW. With a win here tonight, Chris gets that much closer to where he once was and becomes closer to being greater than we ever thought he could be, which is saying something considering this man is already one of EAW’s most noteworthy and bonafide stars.
James Peters: Absolutely, Rich. Chris Elite knows that tonight he has a chance to prove that these elitists may think he’s toast, but he’s still the bread. There’s a reason he’s once more in the finals of a tournament this year and showing the world that he can compete equally well as a tag team competitor and a singles competitor, not a skill most have. Chris Elite is one of the most athletic and electric competitors we’ve ever seen and tonight, he’s got the chance to perform on the big stage he’s been looking for. The one that counts, the path to gold.
Rich Russillo: Indeed he does, to feel that championship wind that once filled his lungs and flowed through his hair!
Persephone: He’s bald.
Rich Russillo: Well-
Perspephone: No, he’s always been bald.
(‘Throne’ by Saint Mesa begins to echo throughout the venue as the world’s attention turns to the stage, where Ms. Extreme, wearing a laser-like focus on Chris and Jake walks onto the stage and is serenaded by a chorus of cheers and energy. Title wrapped around her waist, she walks to the edge of the ramp and keeps her eyes only on Chris and Jake.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF CALABASAS, CALIFORNIAAAAA!! WEIGHING IN AT 135 POOUNNNDSSSS, ‘THE RED QUEEENNNNNNNN’!!!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, MSSSSSS. EXTREEEMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!
(The crowd cheers as The Universal Women’s Champion makes her way down the ramp with a stoic look on her face.)
Rich Russillo: All business tonight, after that attack on Voltage, you know Ms. Extreme is just biting at her nails to get her hands on these two. Anything goes in this match and she’s gotta be happy about that, she wants to bring pain to both of these men, this is about more to her than just winning this tournament!
(‘Cold War by Hans Zimmer begins to play as the reception quickly turns more negative. However, there are some fans cheering for Drake as he makes his way onto the stage, dragging his title alongside him, dressed head to toe in black and red leather. A coat lined at the collar with fur and another look of straight focus on Drake King. These two are ready to go into the fire tonight.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER PARTNER! WRESTLING OUT OF THE DEAD SEA, ISRAEEEELLLL!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUUNDDSSSSS, HE IS THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONNNNNNN!!!! DRAKKKEEEEEEEEE ‘THE REEDEEEMMMEERRRRRR’!!!!
(Drake King walks up the stage and walks right past Jake and Chris. He stares out into the crowd as he’s shown standing in the middle of this sea of fans.)
Rich Russillo: Every time we talk about Drake King, he’s doing something that no other elitist is doing, that’s the common theme with him. And now? He’s the world champion on the verge of a tag team title opportunity, which if successful, would be the second time he’s held two titles simultaneously. The first elitist in history and once again the definitive face of this company. Nobody is doing what Drake King is doing and he still pays it no mind.
James Peters: Exactly, he’s here to ensure that these competitors don’t claim what New Eden could use to propel themselves back to the forefront of Voltage. His New Eden partners will have that chance later tonight to claim power over Voltage and with a big win here, you know his partners will feel uber-confident heading into their make or break match. Drake King has the opportunity to start off what could be a huge night for New Eden with a statement win and send a message to the tag team champions at ringside that New Eden will claim what they want, when they want. Nobody but New Eden.
(Drake King throws his jacket to ringside and the referee signals for the bell to be rung.)
DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: SUPERKICK FROM JAKE SMITH! HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE?!?! JAKE FLEW OUT OF THE CORNER AND SUPERKICKED DRAKE’S JAW INTO THE CROWD! DRAKE IS STUNNED AND HE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME CAN’T BELIEVE IT, THE BELL HAD BARELY RANG AND JAKE HAD ALREADY DISPOSED OF DRAKE! NOW SHE SWINGS A CLOTHESLINE AT JAKE, HE AVOIDS IT AND CHRIS ELITE COMES BEHIND HIM WITH A ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’!!! OH MY GOD, A SUPERKICK FROM CHRIS ELITE NOW!! MS. EXTREME’S BODY HITS THE CANVAS HARD!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE F?!?! NOT ALREADY, NO WAY!!!
Persephone: YES, DO IT! DO IT YOU BALD BITCH!!!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE ASCENDING TO THE TOP!! HE’S GETTING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! ‘AIMIN FOR THE MOON’!!!!!!! HE LANDS IT!!! HE JUST CRUSHED THE RIBS OF MS. EXTREME, WHO GASPS FOR AIR AND THEN CURDLES AGAINST THE CANVAS, OH MY GOD, THEY JUST DID IT-
Rich Russillo: ‘JUDGMENT DAY’!!!!!! DRAKE KING FLIES BACK IN THE RING WITH A STOMP THAT PUTS CHRIS ELITE’S SKULL TO THE CANVAS WITH A NASTY THUD! HIS BODY SLUMPS TO THE MAT!! HE’S OUT!!
James Peters: JAKE FROM BEHIND, HE GRABS DRAKE’S HAIR AND RIPS HIM DOWN INTO POSITION. OH MY GOD, NO WAY!!! ‘STARMAKER’!!!! HE PLANTS DRAKE KING TO THE MAT, HEAD FIRST WITH THAT ‘STARMAKER’!!! JESUS CHRIST, DRAKE KING IS DOWN AND JAKE SMITH MIGHT HAVE JUST DONE THE LITERAL IMPOSSIBLE! JAKE COVERS THE CHAMPION, HOOKING BOTH LEGS, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!!! DRAKE KICKED OUT, OH MY GOD, AT THE LAST SECOND, DRAKE KICKED OUT AND JAKE NEARLY HAD THIS ONE OVER QUICK!! Drake King rolls out under the bottom rope and hits the floor, shaking his head and trying to collect himself! Jake nearly had him beat, what a victory that would have been!! Ms. Extreme and Chris Elite are both also starting to collect themselves, both teams now move to the outside and find themselves on opposite sides of the ring! They both slide in the ring and try to claim it!
James Peters: Ohy boy, they’re face to face now! Drake and Jake, Drake grabbing his jaw and scowling at Jake, Ms. Extreme giving Chris Elite a face of pure contempt! AND THE FIGHT IS ON! CHRIS ELITE AND MS. EXTREME ARE BRAWLING AND DRAKE KING BURIES A BOOT IN THE MIDSECTION OF JAKE SMITH, SHOVING HIM INTO THE CORNER AND BRINGING THE FIGHT TO ‘THE MORAL COMPASS’!
Rich Russillo: Chris able to sling Ms. Extreme through the middle rope, but she lands on the apron and manages to stay on her feet! She tries to ram a shoulder through the ropes, but Chris slings over the top rope and lands on the apron now! Chris goes for a lariat and misses, Ms. Extreme avoids the attack and now says bring it on! She’s as game as ever! Chris Elite charges forward with a bicycle kick- No! Ms. Extreme catches his leg and now muscles him up for an German suplex off the apron, OH MY GOD-
James Peters: No! Chris Elite has a hand on the top rope, he’s managing to stay alive, but for how long!?! Chris is fighting desperately against this suplex, BUT MS. EXTREME IS WRENCHING HIM BACK, TRYING TO SLING HIM TO THE FLOOR FROM THE APRON! SHE CAME READY TO KILL TONIGHT! Jake Smith manages to get away from Drake King, but Drake grabs him again by the back of the hair, ripping Jake back and delivering a crushing elbow to the spine of Jake Smith! That one buckled Jake to the canvas!
Rich Russillo: NOW DRAKE SLAPS THE HAND OF CHRIS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND MS. t EXTREME THROWS CHRIS ELITE ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX-
James Peters: WHAT IN THE WORLD?! CHRIS ELITE LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE DID AN ENTIRE BACKFLIP AND MANAGED TO STAY UPRIGHT, STUMBLING BACKWARDS AND FALLING INTO THE APRON, THIS MAN’S ATHLETICISM IS UNMATCHED!!! CHRIS ELITE NOW LOOKS AT MS. EXTREME AND SMILES, TAUNTING THE WOMEN’S CHAMPION! BUT DRAKE KING NOW FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES AND TRIES TO TAKE CHRIS ELITE WITH A SUIIICIIDDEEE DIVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! CHRIS ELITE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND DRAKE LANDED ON MS. EXTREME, SHE TRIED TO MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE DRAKE TOOK AND THEY BOTH HIT THE FLOOR! CHRIS ELITE CAUSING A MALFUNCTION BETWEEN TEAMMATES! CHRIS NOW RUNS INTO THE RING AND APPROACHES THE ROPES! HE SLINGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR LIKE SPIDER-MAN WITH CROSSBODY ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE THAT TAKES BOTH MS. EXTREME AND DRAKE KING OUT!!!!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE TAKING EVERYONE OUT AND GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET FULL OF ADRENALINE! HE TELLS THIS CROWD TO STAND UP AND THEY ARE, THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC RIGHT NOW, WHAT A START BETWEEN THESE TWO TEAMS!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite grabs Ms. Extreme and rolls her back in the ring, rolling in after her and Jake Smith heads to the outside, attempting to neutralize Drake King for good. Ms. Extreme on her feet now, Chris bounces off the ropes and lunges forward with a jumping straight kick! Ms. Extreme evades it and comes off the ropes herself now, Chris tries to counter with a clothesline! Ms. Extreme sees it coming and Chris misses badly as she stays glued to the top rope! Now grabbing the arm and setting Chris up for a vertical suplex! No! Chris turns this around and now it’s Chris Elite going for the suplex!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme able to drop a knee onto the skull of Chris and get back down to her feet! Now he goes back to the well, but she grabs his wrist and manipulates Chris down to the canvas! Ms. Extreme places a boot on the back of Chris as she twists his arm behind him! Now driving a knee into his back and a continued attack on this arm of Chris! Some beautiful technical wrestling from the not-so chaotic after all Ms. Extreme! She’s showing that there is more than a method to the madness, that she can do it all!
Persephone: Except look like a real ginger, that shit is faker than Ronan Malosi’s car collection.
Persephone: Faker than Jake Smith being 6’0 too. Last time I checked, he was a good 5’12.
Rich Russillo: Speaking of, Jake is now on the outside controlling Drake, slamming his head against our table! Wait, no! Drake King stops it and manages to get his hand on the table just in time, now driving an elbow into the chest of Jake and sending him gasping for air with a stinging chop to the chest! Jake turns towards Drake again and Drake now drives a knee into the stomach of Jake! Drake attacking from all angles! He grabs Jake’s wrist and attempts to irish-whip Jake Smith into the barricade! Jake turns it around and now it’s Drake who goes barreling shoulder first into the barricade!
James Peters: Jake- Wait, what is he looking at?! Jake is staring at our announcers table, he’s walking straight for Persephone..?
Persephone: Uh, buddy? I know you’re not used to seeing females, but don’t get any ideas.
(Jake looks at Persephone, smiles and then reaches down and dumps her bag out on the floor. Among some miscellaneous items, including a magazine of the world’s most handsome man; featuring Michael B. Jordan, the rat trap and the poison fall onto the floor and Jake Smith grabs both of them.)
Rich Russillo: OH NO! JAKE, DON’T DO IT!!
James Peters: Now look what you did, Persephone!
Persephone: That’s what your mother said to your father when you popped out. This isn’t my fault, Jake is about to put the beating that Drake has been needing for a while now on him. DO IT JAKE!
Rich Russillo: JAKE SPRAYS DRAKE IN THE EYES WITH THE POISON AND- NO! WAIT!! DRAKE AVOIDED IT AND DUCKED DOWN! HE HITS THE FLOOR AND SCRAMBLES BACK IN THE RING! JAKE FOLLOWS HIM AND NOW AIMS THE SPRAY AT MS. EXTREME, SHE DUCKS AND JAKE SPRAYS THE REFEREE IN THE EYES WITH THE RAT POISON SPRAY! OH MY GOD, THE REF GOT HIT, OH NO!!!
James Peters: Now Drake comes back at Jake with a jumping knee that rattles his jaw! Jake drops his weapons and he hits a knee! DRAKE GRABS THE RAT POISON AND SPRAYS IT IN JAKE’S EYES! NOW IT’S DRAKE WHO IS USING THE POISON! HE’S TRYING TO BLIND JAKE!!! JAKE SMITH CRYING OUT AND CHRIS ELITE GETS TO HIS FEET, BLASTING DRAKE FROM BEHIND AND FLOORING HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME NOW GRABS CHRIS ELITE FROM BEHIND AND DUMPS HIM ONTO THE CANVAS WITH AN OVERHEAD SUPLEX THAT SHOOK THE RING! THAT ONE NEARLY TURNED ELITE’S ORGANS INTO JELLY, MY GOD WHAT A SUPLEX FROM MS. EXTREME! THE POWER AND THE PURE STRENGTH OF THIS WOMAN IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD, THIS IS WHY SHE’S THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
James Peters: NOW SHE’S GOT THE JUMBO SIZED RAT-TRAP! OH MY LORD, MS. EXTREME HAS A LITTLE HALLOWEEN TREAT FOR THE ATTACK THAT JAKE AND CHRIS PUT ON HER LAST WEEK! SHE GRABS CHRIS ELITE’S FINGERS AND TRIES AND PIN IT INSIDE THAT RAT TRAP, OH MY JESUS, COME ON MS. EXTREME! CHRIS FIGHTING AND SCREAMING OUT, HE’S TRYING TO KEEP HIS FINGERS! HE NEEDS HIS FINGERS!
Rich Russillo: WAIT- MS. EXTREME TURNS AROUND AND CLIPS IT TO HIS TONGUE!!!! OH MY GOD, THE RAT TRAP SNAPS SHUT ON THE TONGUE OF CHRIS ELITE AND HE CRIES OUT IN PAIN!!! OHG MY GOD, HE’S SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER AS HE’S TRYING TO GET THIS RAT TRAP OFF HIS TONGUE!! MS. EXTREME IS MAKING THEM PAY TONIGHT!!! CHRIS ELITE FINALLY RIPS THAT RAT TRAP OFF HIS TONGUE AND SPITS OUT BLOOD AS HE’S ROLLING ON THE CANVAS! MS. EXTREME IS LOVING THIS-
James Peters: BOOM
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME JUST GOT A PUMPKIN SMASHED OVER HER HEAD AND SHE DROPS TO HER KNEES! WHERE DID JAKE EVEN COME FROM WITH THAT PUMPKIN! NOW JAKE SUPERKICKS THE PUMPKIN AND THE HEAD OF MS. EXTREME INTO OBLIVION AS SHE SPLATTERS AGAINST THE CANVAS, WEARING ORANGE PUMPKIN INSIDES ALL OVER HER!!! JAKE RIPPING A SUPERKICK AND NOW THROWING HIS ARMS OUT BEFORE THE CROWD!
(Crowd roars in cheers and boos for Jake Smith.)
James Peters: But he’s not in the clear yet! Drake King spins Jake around and swings a lariat at Jake Smith! Jake ducks under it and now Drake King bounces off the ropes! Jake now lifts Drake King into the air, SPINEBUSTER POSITION FOR JAKE SMITH! HE KEEPS HIM THERE AS CHRIS ELITE COMES OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM AS JAKE DRIVES DRAKE INTO THE MAT WITH A PUNISHING SPINEBUSTER! TANDEM TAG TEAM OFFENSE FROM JAKE AND CHRIS, NOW JAKE SMITH COVERS DRAKE KING!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT FROM DRAKE! STRONG KICKOUT AT 2! Jake looks flustered, but he knows it’ll take more than thought to put this man down! He’s dauntingly familiar with just how tough Drake King is! Jake now places Drake in a headlock as Chris keeps a boot planted on the wrist of Drake, grinding Drake King’s arm against the canvas and now stomping on his back! Neither team came to offer the other any mercy, this match has become personal!
James Peters: Chris Elite now heads to the middle turnbuckle, seated position, ready to stomp on the body of Drake again, but look at the outside! Ms. Extreme is back to her feet and has an enraged look on her face, she’s fuming! Jake planted that pumpkin on her head and superkicked it, Ms. Extreme wants that one back in blood! SHE CHARGES INTO THE RING AND MUSCLES JAKE INTO THE CORNER! SPEARING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, THEN BURYING HOOKS INTO HIS RIBS!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS SPINS HER AROUND AND NAILS MS. EXTREME WITH A ‘DICKEATERY STOPPER’!!! THAT TYSON LIKE UPPERCUT JUST WOBBLED THE CHAMP, SHE’S ON UNSTABLE LEGS! CHRIS NOW FIRES OFF A ‘HEAD SHOT’ PELE KICK-
James Peters: OOPS! MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CHRIS ELITE SLAMS AGAINST THE CANVAS AND CLUTCHES AT HIS RIBS! SHE GRABS HIM BY THE BELT AND SLAMS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! CHRIS ELITE THROUGH THE ROPES AND HE SPLATTERS OUT ONTO THE APRON, GRABBING HIS ARM IN A WORLD OF PAIN! MS. EXTREME HAS TURNED THIS MATCH AROUND!
Rich Russillo: Jake Smith tries to shoot off a huge rolling elbow that misses Ms. Extreme, he runs into Drake King, who lands a dropkick that sends Jake right back into Ms. Extreme! WHO DELIVERS A DRAGON SUPLEX TO JAKE! WHAT A SEQUENCE FROM THESE TWO, PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS IN THIS TAG TEAM MATCH! NOW MS. EXTREME LIFTS JAKE UP AND WHIPS HIM BACK TOWARDS DRAKE! THE EAW CHAMPION BURIES A KICK INTO THE MIDSECTION OF JAKE, NOW LIFTING HIM UP POWERBOMB POSITION!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS UNTYING THAT TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE KING RUNS ACROSS THE RING WITH JAKE IN HIS ARMS AND MS. EXTREME RIPS THE BUCKLE OFF! JAKE’S BODY BOUNCES OFF THAT STEEL ROPE CONNECTOR, THAT JOINING METAL PIECE OF THE ROPES JUST MADE HOME IN JAKE’S SPINE AS HE FALLS IN PAIN TO THE CANVAS! JAKE IS CONVULSING AND GRABBING AT HIS NECK, OH MY GOD, HE MIGHT’VE BROKEN HIS NECK!
Persephone: GOOD! THAT’S WHAT THE LITTLE SHIT GETS FOR DUMPING MY BAG ON THE FLOOR! HE STOLE ALL MY REPELLANT AND NOW HE’S PAYING FOR BEING AS THIEF! GET HIM CHAMPS!
James Peters: THEY KNOW THIS COULD BE THE TIME TO DISPOSE OF JAKE AND CHRIS! THIS COULD BE THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL AND THEY COULD CHALLENGE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN THE NEAR FUTURE! DRAKE KING BRINGS JAKE TO HIS FEET AND HOOKS HIS ARMS, OH BOY!!! DRAKE KING DROPS HIM FACE FIRST WITH AN ‘ASCENSION’ THAT VERY WELL MAY ACTUALLY BE THE DOWNFALL OF JAKE SMITH! DRAKE DROPPED HIM AND NOW MS. EXTREME JUMPS ON TOP OF JAKE WITH THE ‘AVA LOCK’
Rich Russillo: THE ‘AVA LOCK’ IS IN AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO MAKE A MASSIVE STATEMENT! SHE’S WRENCHING AT THE FACE OF JAKE SMITH, WHO IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN AND JUST TRYING TO INCH HIS WAY TO THE EDGE OF THE RING! JAKE TRYING TO MOVE, BUT HE CAN’T! MS. EXTREME HAS HIM LOCKED DOWN WITH THIS ‘AVA LOCK’ AND JAKE’S FACE IS TURNING PURPLE!!
James Peters: HIS HAND IS IN THE AIR, HE’S WAIVING IT, HE WANTS TO TAP SO BAD!!! MS. EXTREME PULLING AS HARD AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN-
Rich Russillo: WAIT- CHRIS ELITE ON THE APRON! CHRIS IS BACK AND HE’S ON THE APRON! DRAKE KING RUNS TOWARDS CHRIS AND HE JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE, SOARING OVER DRAKE KING AND TUMBLING ONTO MS. EXTREME AND JAKE SMITH!!!! CHRIS ELITE SENDS EVERYONE FALLING DOWN AS HE FOUND AN INGENIOUS WAY TO GET AROUND DRAKE KING! OR RATHER; OVER DRAKE KING!
James Peters: DRAKE GRAB CHRIS ELITE, WHO THROWS DRAKE’S HAND AWAY AND NAILS A JUMPING KICK TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! WHO TURNS AROUND AND LANDS AN ENZUIGIRI OF HIS OWN ON THE SKULL OF CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS IS WOBBLED, DANCING AROUND THE RING LIKE HE’S ON THE STILTS, BARELY ON HIS FEET! DRAKE STANDS BACK UP, BANG!!!!! PELE KICK!!!! ‘HEAD SHOT’ PELE KICK FROM CHRIS ELITE AS HE SMACKS THE BOOT OFF THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD!! OH MY GOD, WHAT A SEQUENCE!!! WHAT AN ATTACK, WHAT A MATCH!!!!
(The fans roar for these competitors as they all lay on the canvas and show only diminutive signs of life. Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams, still at ringside, look somewhat unimpressed by the two teams, despite an incredible effort being put out by both.)
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is the first to her feet, Chris Elite is barely stirring, but he’s trying to make his way to a solid base. Chris sumbles into the arms of Ms. Extreme, who lifts him on her shoulders and now positions Chris Elite on the top turnbuckle, oh boy, what does she have in mind now?! Ms. Extreme makes her way to the top turnbuckle with Chris, OH MAN, MS. EXTREME HAS SOMETHING INDEED EXTREME ON HER MIND RIGHT NOW!!
James Peters: SHE GRABS CHRIS’ ARM AND PUTS HIM IN SUPLEX POSITION, NOW TRYING TO STAND HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH HER! CHRIS KNOWS WHAT’S COMING, BUT HE’S TRYING TO HANG ONTO THE ROPE, NOW PUNCHING THE SIDES OF MS. EXTREME, DOING ANYTHING TO HANG ON!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING SPRINGS UP THERE LIKE A CAT, GRABBING CHRIS ELITE’S OTHER ARM AND NOW MS. EXTREME AND DRAKE KING BOTH HAVE AN ARM OF CHRIS ELITE HOOKED! OH MY GOD, THEY WANNA DOUBLE SUPERPLEX CHRIS FROM THE TOP, THIS ONE IS GOING TO FELL THE ENTIRE ARENA, OH MY LORD!!!
James Peters: WAIT, JAKE SMITH NOW GETS IN THE MIX AND PUTS AN ARM AROUND BOTH DRAKE AND MS. EXTREME, OH MY GOD, THIS SEA OF HUMANITY, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!!!! DRAKE AND MS. EXTREME HOIST CHRIS IN THE AIR AND BRING HIM DOWN WITH A THUNDEROUS DOUBLE SUPERPLEX AND ARE BROUGHT DOWN THEMSELVES BY JAKE SMITH, WHO SLAMMED THEM TO THE CANVAS IN THE PROCESS!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN, JAKE SMITH IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!
Rich Russillo: JAKE SEES HIS OPENING, HE KNOWS THAT THIS IS HIS CHANCE! EVERYONE IS DOWN EXCEPT FOR JAKE! HE PICKS MS. EXTREME BACK UP AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO HER TEMPLE, THEN GRABBING HER HAIR HE LIFTS HER BACK UP! SHE TRIES TO FIGHT ANYWAY SHE CAN, BUT JAKE GRABS HER NECK AND LIFTS HER INTO THE AIR!!! NOW PLANTING HER HEADFIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH AN ‘ULTIMA’ REVERSE BRAINBUSTER!!!! HE HIT IT, HE HIT IT, HE HIT IT!!! JAKE HIT THE ‘ULTIMA’ AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON MS. EXTREME!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING BREAKS IT UP AND THEN FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS! DRAKE SAVES THE MATCHUP IN THE DYING SECONDS FOR HIS TEAM AND JAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS WINDOW TO WIN AND DRAKE SHUT IT DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Oh man, Jake’s face tells the story, he’s done with Drake King standing in his way! JAKE GRABS DRAKE BY THE CHIN AND BEARD, THRASHING HIM AROUND AND NOW THROWING HIS HEAD BACK TO THE CANVAS, JUST STRAIGHT DISRESPECT AND PUNISHMENT FROM JAKE SMITH!
James Peters: He just rolled to the outside, he’s digging under the apron for something…But I can’t tell what. What the…what is he looking for? He’s now dragging something extremely large out from under the apron..Wait…IS THAT….IS THAT A….
Rich Russillo: IS THAT A CASKET?
(Jake Smith rips off a velvet cloth to reveal a giant black casket.)
Persephone: FINALLY, SOME REAL DEATH IN THIS BITCH!
Rich Russillo: JAKE IS BACK IN THE RING AND HE DRAGS DRAKE BY THE LEGS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, KICKING HIS BODY OUT TO THE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD, JAKE WANTS TO LOCK DRAKE INSIDE THIS CASKET AND TRULY FINISH THIS CHAPTER OF THEIR CAREERS WITH A STATEMENT; JAKE SMITH WILL NEVER LET DRAKE KING STAND IN HIS WAY AGAIN.
James Peters: NO! Drake just landed a huge punch on the face of Jake, now another one! Two big punches from Drake! Now Jake charges back towards him, but Drake side steps him and now hooks Jake in suplex position! DRAKE SCOOPS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN HEADFIRST WITH A BRAINBUSTER THAT CRACKED JAKE’S SKULL AGAINST THE STEEL PART OF THAT RAMP! OH MY GOD, JAKE WENT HEADFIRST INTO THAT STEEL AND IT OPENED A MASSIVE GASH ON HIS FOREHEAD! JAKE IS BLEEDING ALL OVER HIS OWN CHEST, OH MY GOD, HE’S IN REALLY BAD SHAPE!!!
Persephone: HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A VAGINA ON HIS FOREHEAD!
Rich Russillo: NOW IT’S DRAKE WHO EYES THE CASKET, HE KNOWS THAT JAKE TRIED TO END HIS NIGHT THIS WAY, HOW POETIC WOULD IT BE FOR DRAKE TO BE THE ONE TO LOCK JAKE INSIDE THAT CASKET?! POETIC JUSTICE IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD CHAMPION, WHO SCOWLS AT JAKE SMITH ONE FINAL TIME, BEFORE LOOKING BACK AND OPENING THE CASKET-
James Peters: –
Persephone: I-
James Peters: WHAT THE FUCK.
Rich Russillo: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!!????
Persephone: I’LL TELL YOU WHO THAT IS!!!!
(A large figure with a degraded White mask appears in the casket and turns his head towards Drake King.)
Persephone:….IT’S MICHAEL FUCKING MYERS!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, HE’S GETTING OUT OF THE CASKET AND DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING! DRAKE JUST FELL ONTO THE FLOOR AND IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, BUT HE’S FROZEN IN SHOCK, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!
(The large figure then looms over Drake King, slowly pulling the mask off…)
Big Mike: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
(The crowd goes crazy as Big Mike drops the mask and stares at Drake King.)
James Peters: YES! YES! IT’S MIKE, JUST NOT MYERS! THAT’S BIG MIKE!! BIG MIKE IS HERE AND DRAKE KING STANDS UP AND GLARES AT BIG MIKE-
Rich Russillo: ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’ FROM CHRIS ELITE, WHO JUST CLOCKED DRAKE’S JAW WITH THAT UNRULY SUPERKICK! OH MY GOD, HE DID IT! CHRIS GOT HIM, HE THROWS DRAKE BACK IN THE RING AND GETS TO THE TOP ROPE! CHRIS ELITE, LOOKS AT THE SKY AND THEN DOWN AT DRAKE, HE KNOWS HE HAS TO FLY! IT’S NOW OR NEVER, IT’S DO OR DIE, THIS IS CHRIS ELITEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ‘AIMINNNNNNN FOR THE MOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN’!!!!
James Peters: NO!!! MS. EXTREME PULLED DRAKE OUT OD THE WAY AND CHRIS ELITE SMACKED THE CANVAS HARD!!! NO WATER IN THE POOL AND CHRIS ELITE IS LAID THE FUCK OUT! OH MY GOD, NOW MS. EXTREME TURNS AROUND AND LOCKS IN THE ARMBAR, ‘RED HANDED’!!!! ‘RED HANDED’ AND MS. EXTREME HAS CAUGHT CHRIS ELITE JUST THAT, RED HANDED! HE’S CAUGHT AND HE’S IN THIS HORRIFIC ARMBAR!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS CAN’T FIND A WAY OUT!! MS. EXTREME NOW SITTING DOWN ON THAT SHOULDER AND SHE’S GOT THAT ARMBAR IN FULL! CHRIS HAS NO ESCAPE, HE’S CALLING FOR JAKE, BUT JAKE IS JUST BARELY STIRRING WITH BLOOD DRIPPING ALL OVER HIM! CHRIS ELITE IS SUCH A WARRIOR…BUT EVEN HE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!!!
James Peters: WAIT- WHAT THE HELL!?
Persephone: GET OUT OF THERE YOU BIG BUFFALO!!!
Rich Russillo: BIG MIKE IN THE RING NOW, HE RUSHES MS. EXTREME, WHO RELEASES THE HOLD AND NOW TRIPS BIG MIKE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! SHE’S GOT MIKE IN THE ‘RED HANDED’ AND THIS ARMBAR IS NASTY!!! SHE GOT MIKE, SHE GOT MIKE!!! BIG MIKE IN THE AMRBAR AND HE’S TAPPING ALL HE CAN, BUT SHE WON’T LET GO!!!
Persephone: YOU’RE TELLING ME OUT OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIES THEY’VE MADE FOR THIS BITCH, ALL IT TOOK WAS AN ARMBAR FROM A GINGER CHICK?
James Peters: SHE SLINGS BIG MIKE’S ARM TO THE CANVAS AND BOOTS HIM OUT OF THE RING! BIG MIKE IS DOWN AND OUT AND NOW IT’S MS. EXTREME WHO HAS THE WORLD ON ITS FEET!
James Peters: SHE ONCE AGAIN TURNS ATTENTION TO CHRIS ELITE, SITS ON THE ARM AND LOCKS IN THE ‘RED HANDED’ ONCE AGAIN!!! THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT!! MS. EXTREME WITH THE ARMBAR IN AND CHRIS ELITE IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! CHRIS ELITE CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE, HE’S SO BEATEN AND BROKEN, BUT HE WON’T LET THIS SLIP THROUGH HIS HANDS!!! HE CAN’T LET IT GO! CHRIS ELITE WON’T TAP, HE’S SAYING HE WON’T, BUT GOD, HE’S IN SO MUCH PAIN, MS. EXTREME HAS HIS ARM NEARLY STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!
Rich Russillo: WE KNOW HOW TOUGH CHRIS IS, BUT THERE’S ONLY A CERTAIN LEVEL OF TOUGHNESS BEFORE A MAN BREAKS! YES! THAT MOMENT IS RIGHT NOW!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT- CHRIS SEES JAKE! JAKE SMITH UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNNING BACK INTO THE RING! DRAKE KING SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND THE GO TRUMBOING OUTSIDE, BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH THE CASKET AND THEN HIT THE FLOOR! JAKE SMITH’S HEAD SMACKED AGAINST THE FLOOR AND HE LAYS ON HIS SIDE IN A STATE OF SHEER LIFELESSNESS! TRULY FIGHTING UNTIL THEIR PROVERBIAL DEATHS WILL THESE TWO MEN BE!!!
James Peters: WHAT ABOUT CHRIS?!? NOBODY IS COMING AND HE CAN’T HANG ON ANY LONGER- THE REFEREE IS GOING TO END THE MATCH IF HE DOESN’T TAP-
CRACK
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, HIS SHOULDER JUST CAME OUT OF SOCKET COMPLETELY! HIS ARM BENT UPWARDS AND MS. EXTREME TOOK IT UP TO A 90 DEGREE ANGLE! COMPLETELY UPWARDS AND SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF SOCKET! HE SCREAMS IN PAIN- WAIT! CHRIS ELITE IS ABLE TO GET TO A KNEE AND ROTATE HIS WAY OUT OF THE ARMBAR!!! OH MY GOD, HIS ARM COMING OUT OF SOCKET SOMEHOW ALLOWED HIM TO MANEUVER OUT LONG ENOUGH TO DANCE HIS WAY OUT OF THAT HOLD AND NOW IT’S CHRIS ELITE WHO WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF MS. EXTREME AND DRAGS HER INTO A ‘RANSOM’!!!!
Persephone: HOLY SHIT!!!
Rich Russillo: HOW IS CHRIS ELITE DOING IT!?!? HE’S STILL USING THAT ARM THAT JUST GOT RIPPED FROM THE SOCKET AND HE’S USING IT TO CHOKE OUT THE WOMAN WHO DID IT!!! HE’S SUPERHUMAN!!! CHRIS ELITE DRAWING BACK ON THIS ‘RANSOM’ CHOKE WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH!! MS. EXTREME WON’T TAP, BUT SHE WON’T HAVE TO IF SHE PASSES OUT!!! SHE WON’T NEED TO TAP IF SHE GOES TO SLEEP AND CHRIS ELITE IS ABOUT TO PUT THIS MATCH TO BED!
James Peters: WHAT THE HELL!?! ‘DRAKE KING OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A ‘JUDGMENT DAY’!!!!! THAT ‘JUDGMENT DAY’ CURB STOMP THAT JUST STUFF CHRIS ELITE’S LIGHTS OUT, OH MY GOD!!! WHERE DID HE EVEN COME FROM, THAT ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ FROM HELL HAS CHRIS ABSOLUTELY OUT COLD AND DRAKE GRABS THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME AND DRAPES IT OVER CHRIS ELITE, NOW DRAKE LAYS ON TOP OF BOTH OF THEM! DRAKE KING EXHAUSTED, BEATEN AND BROKEN WITH AN ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FEAT! THEY’RE IN FOR THE COVER ON CHRIS, DRAKE KING AND MS. EXTREME FOR THE VICTORY, FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
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Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST SECOND AND KEEPS THIS MATCH ALIVE!!!! SKALLDLFLOFOLFO!!!!
(The EAW fans lose their minds and begin to chant;” FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!”)
Persephone: HOLY SHIT, I HATE HIS FUCKING PET, BUT THAT’S RIDICULOUS!!
James Peters YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
Persephone: WORD! THAT FUCKING RAT IS AN EYESORE AND I HATE IT TO DEATH! I HOPE SOMEONE STOMPS ON IT!!
Rich Russillo: HE MEANT THE OTHER PART, PERSEPHONE BECAUSE THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! HOW DID JAKE SMITH GET THERE IN TIME! HE IS STAINING THIS CANVAS RED WITH THE PROFUSE STREAM OF BLOOD THAT’S MAKING HIS WAY DOWN HIS FACE LIKE THE NILE RIVER!!! JAKE SMITH JUST WON’T LET THIS ONE GET AWAY FROM HIM! HE WILL FIGHT UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE JAKE SMITH TO GIVE! THE HEART OF THIS MAN IS INSANE AND NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY OR HIS TACTICS, HE IS STILL A WARRIOR UNTIL THE VERY END!
James Peters: All four of them are, truthfully. I mean, they’ve laid everything on the line tonight and left every shred of heart they have inside that ring. Every single competitor is down and out, not a single one is moving and they’re back at square one after truly a gruesome war. A back and forth fight that saw neither one finally put the nail on the coffin of their counterpart.
(The crowd claps heavily for these teams as the camera pans to a shot of the venue; every fan being on their feet.)
Rich Russillo: These teams are finally getting back up and showing signs of life, but how is one side going to gain the advantage over the other? They keep going back and forth, but neither team will cede the victory to the other side. They know what’s at stake and they know how prestigious these tag team titles are. These teams want their place in history, both of them. But there’s only room for one at the top.
(All four finally get to their feet and we’re given a glimpse of exactly the same shot we saw to begin this match. All four staring each other down and all four with nothing but an expression that says they won’t give an inch.)
James Peters: Wow. After everything, it’s almost like we’re back at the start. They just won’t quit.
(Ms. Extreme looks at the crowd and grins.)
Rich Russillo: BANG! MS. EXTREME THROWS THE FIRST STRIKE WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW OF JAKE! NOW CHRIS PUNCHES DRAKE IN THE FACE! BOTH SIDES RETURN FIRE AND NOW THE BRAWL IS ON! MS. EXTREME IS TAKEN TO THE CORNER BY JAKE, HE’S DELIVERING BOOTS TO THE MIDSECTION AND DROPPING REPEATED PUNCHES ON HER, BUT MS. EXTREME WANTS MORE! AFTER ALL THIS, SHE’S AS GAME AS THEY COME! MADNESS!!
James Peters: DRAKE KING AND CHRIS ELITE SPILL INTO THE OTHER HALF OF THE RING AND A HOCKEY FIGHT HAS ENSUED! DRAKE NOW GETS THE UPPER HAND AND LANDS A CLEAN ELBOW ON THE NOSE OF CHRIS ELITE! DRAKE GOES FOR A LARIAT AND MISSES! NOW IT’S CHRIS WHO LANDS TWO STRAIGHT JABS TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! A SHOOT KICK TO THE LEG, NOW A SPINNING BACKFIST! OH BOY, CHRIS ELITE TO COMPLETE THE ‘5 BOROUGH COMBO’-
Rich Russillo: NO! DRAKE AVOIDS THE CLOTHESLINE AND SENDS CHRIS FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! NOW DRAKE KING GRABS CHRIS ELITE AND SLINGS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT TO THE FLOOR! CHRIS ELITE HIT HARD AND DRAKE KING TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO JAKE SMITH! JAKE SMITH WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DRAKE, WHO STUMBLES BACK TO THE TURNBUCKLES!
James Peters: BANG! MS. EXTREME CAME DOWN FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE WITH A DIVING CAL KICK TO JAKE, THAT ONE PUT HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES! NOW A STINGING SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE THAT ABSOLUTELY FLOORS JAKE! OH M Y GOD, THE SUPERKICK JUST SENT BLOOD SPLATTERING ALL OVER THE FACE AND BODY OF JAKE AS HIS BODY SNAPPED BACK TO THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: NOW CHRIS ELITE COMES BACK INTO THE FOLD- NO! MS. EXTREME SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUIDICE DIVE THAT TAKES OUT CHRIS ELITE! MS. EXTREME PUTTING IT ALL AT RISK TO TAKE THESE TWO OUT, SHE’S GIVEN DRAKE KING A CHANCE TO PULL BACK THE CURTAIN ON THIS EPIC MATCH! DRAKE LOOKS AT THE COFFIN AND THEN BACK AT JAKE SMITH!
James Peters: HE COMES ROARING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH ONE FINAL ‘JUDGEMENT DAY’ THAT BOUNCES JAKE’S HEAD OFF THE CANVAS AND SURELY HAS PUT HIS LIGHTS OUT FOR GOOD! BLOOD ALL OVER JAKE, HE’S GOTTA BE OUT! DRAKE QUICKLY FALLS INTO THE COVER! DRAKE KING, FOR THE WINNERS OF THE TAG TEAM TURMOIL TOURNAMENT!!!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
(‘Cold War’ by Hans Zimmer Drake King rolls onto his side and lets out a deep breath. Finally victorious after such a back and forth match.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS OF THE TAG TEAM TURMOIL TOURNAMENTTTTT, THE EAW CHAMPIONNNNNNNN, DRAKEEEEE KIINNNGGGGGG AND THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, MS. EXTREEEEMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The crowd cheers as Ms. Extreme laboredly rolls into the ring and Drake just barely manages to sit upright.)
James Peters: THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! The champs have done it and they’re going to challenge Harlow Reichert and Xavier WIlliams for the tag team titles! What a performance these two teams just put on, oh my god, just leaving absolutely everything out there. Nothing left to give and not any more strength left to sacrifice. They both fought to their will’s end and nothing less, true warrior spirit on both sides. That right there is what Voltage is all about.
Rich Russillo: They’ve had so many hardfought matches to get here and to think that they’re both now on the verge of possible becoming double champions is incredible, what a journey it’s been for Drake and Ms. Extreme throughout the course of this tournament. They’ve overcome as many obstacles as anybody and nobody can take this win away from them, no matter how you feel about Drake, he earned it tonight. They both did.
(Chris Elite on the outside, back up to his feet, a look of concern on his face.)
James Peters: Wait, what is…Chris Elite just dragged the referee out of the ring and is telling him…WAIT…
Rich Russillo: CHRIS JUST SAID HE’S USING THE GAWD CONTRACT TO RESTART THIS MATCH! HE’S HAVING THE MATCH RESTARTED, CHRIS ELITE IS USING HIS GAWD CONTRACT TO HAVE THIS MATCH STARTED FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, OH MY GOD!!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD, AGAIN!!?! WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!
James Peters: DRAKE AND MS. EXTREME ARE STEAMING WITH ANGER AND CONFUSION, THEY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! THEY’RE PLEADING WITH THE REFEREE AND TIMEKEEPER AS CHRIS ELITE STANDS INSIDE THE RING AND POPS HIS SHOULDER BACK INTO SOCKET! HE SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN AS DRAKE KING AND MS. EXTREME STILL ARE YELLING AT THE REFEREE!!! IT DOESN’T MATTER, CHRIS CAN DO IT WITH THE GAWD CONTRACT AND HE’S ABOUT TO!!!
DING! DING! DING!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD, THIS MATCH IS LIVE AGAIN AND CHRIS ELITE NOW SPRINGS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A TOPE CON HILOOOOOO THAT TAKES OUT BOTH MS. EXTREME AND DRAKE KING!!!! CHRIS ELITE FLOORS BOTH OF THEM AND NOW QUICKLY ROLLS DRAKE KING BACK INTO THE RING! CHRIS SHOVES HIM DOWN INTO THE CORNER AND CHARGES FORWARD WITH DOUBLE KNEES ‘HAWK EM’!!!! ‘HAWK EM’ FROM CHRIS ELITE AS DRAKE’S FACE ABSORBS THOSE DOUBLE KNEES!!! HOW IS CHRIS ELITE DOING THIS?!?!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE NOW LINING DRAKE UP, HE’S GOT DRAKE KING IN HIS SIGHTS! THE LASER POINTED AT DRAKE’S FOREHEAD AND CHRIS ELITE’S COMING WITH THE GUN! HE FIRES OFF A ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’-
Rich Russillo: DRAKE SIDE STEPS HIM AND MANAGES TO TAKE HIS BACK! HE GRABS HIS WRIST, SPINS HIM OUT AND- NO! CHRIS ELITE SMASHES A FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE! NOW CHRIS ELITE JUMPS TOWARDS DRAKE KING WITH ‘OPEN YA MATA’ A KNEE STRIKE OF HIS OWN AND STUNS DRAKE WITH A CLEAN CONNECTION! CHRIS ELITE JUST DROPPED DRAKE KING TO THE CANVAS WITH THAT KNEE STRIKE AND THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! CHRIS ELITE IS ABOUT TO DO IT!
James Peter: NO, WAIT!!! MS. EXTREME FROM BEHIND! SHE WRESTLES CHRIS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND SITS DOWN ON THE ARM AGAIN, ‘RED HANDED’!!!! SHE KNOWS CHRIS ELITE’S ARM IS IN TERRIBLE SHAPE AND THIS SUBMISSION WILL SURELY END IT THIS TIME!! SHE KNOWS THIS HAS GOT TO BE ALL SHE WROTE-
(The crowd’s attention turns to the stage as we see someone dashing onto the Wicked Games stage.)
Rich Russillo: THAT’S WINDGATE AND DONOVAN DUKE!! WINDGATE AND DONOVAN DUKE ARE STORMING THE RING AND MAKING A B-LINE FOR MS. EXTREME! SHE RELEASES THE SUBMISSION AND CHRIS ELITE ROLLS AWAY FROM HER, SHE TELLS THESE TWO TO BRING IT ON!!! SHE’S READY FOR THE FIGHT!!!
James Peters: WAIT, THEY JUST GRABBED DRAKE’S LEGS AND RIPPED HIM OUT OF THE RNG! NOW BOTH JUSTIN AND DONOVAN ARE STOMPING AWAY AT THE RIBCAGE OF DRAKE!!! PUNISHING DRAKE KING AND SENDING A MESSAGE TO THEIR NEW EDEN OPPONENTS LATER TONIGHT! MS. EXTREME GETS INTO THE FRAY, BUT DONOVAN CLOTHESLINES HER TO THE FLOOR!!!
Rich Russillo: NOW ROLLING MS. EXTREME BACK INTO THE RING AND TURNING THEIR ATTENTION BACK TO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!! WAIT-
James Peters: HERE COMES NEW EDEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES AND MINERVA STORMING DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP AND ATTACKING WINDGATE AND DONOVAN DUKE! THEY’RE TRYING TO DEFEND THEIR TEAMMATE, BUT THEY DON’T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL LATER TONIGHT! THEY WANT TO GET THE FIGHT ON RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
James Peters: THESE TWO TEAMS BRAWLING UP THE RAMP AND AND SWINGING FOR EACH OTHER AS THEY FIGHT ONTO THE STAGE! THEY’RE SPILLING THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND NOW ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE BACKSTAGE, NEW EDEN AND DONOVAN DUKE AND JUSTIN WINDGATE, THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!!
Rich Russillo: EAW STAFF TRYING TO BREAK THESE TWO UP, STEPPING BETWEEN THEM AND ATTEMPTING TO SPLIT UP THIS BRAWL, BUT THEY’VE GOT NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR EACH OTHER! THEY’LL FIGHT UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS!
James Peters: WAIT, BACK IN THE RING, MS. EXTREME SHAKES OFF THE COBWEBS AND NOW TURNS HER ATTENTION BACK TO CHRIS ELITE! SHE KNOWS THAT SO MUCH HAS TRANSPIRED, BUT SHE STILL NEED TO FINISH THIS MATCH-
BOOM
Rich Russillo: JAKE SMITH JUST GRABBED THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND DROVE IT INTO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD! HE DROVE IT INTO HER HEAD AND SHE DROPPED DOWN TO THE CANVAS, CLUTCHING AT HER SKULL, SHE’S IN A WORLD OF PAIN!
James Peters: OH MY GOD, CHRIS ELITE IS SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES, GETTING TO THE TOP ROPE, NO, NOT LIKE THIS!!!! THIS CROWD’S BREATH IS BEING HELD AS HRIS ELITE TEETERS ON THE TOP, WOBBLING AND TRYING TO KEEP HIS BALANCE!!! CHRIS ELITE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH AN ‘AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON’ AS HE CRUSHES THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME AND DRAWS WHAT COULD BE THE FINAL BLOOD! OH MY GOD, CHRIS ELITE GOES INTO THE COVER AND THIS CROWD IS SILENT!!!!!!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: OH MY GOD, IT’S CHRIS ELITE AND JAKE SMITH! THEY’VE WON THIS MATCH AND THEY’VE WON THE TAG TEAM TURMOIL TOURNAMENT!
(‘44 Bulldog’ begins to play as this crowd stands in a mix of claps and silence. Chris Elite rolls off Ms. Extreme and lays down on the canvas, nearly as lifeless as the woman he pinned.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS OF THE TAG TEAM TURMOIL TOURNAMENT….CHRISSSSS ELITEEEEE AND JAKEEEE SMITTHHHHHHHH!!!
(Chris Elite tries to sit up against the bottom rope as Jake Smith lays down on the outside with a relieved look on his face.)
James Peters: Wow. What a…match? I mean, that was really two matches, then New Eden came in and interrupted everything. My God, if anything, this result has just brewed worse and darker blood between these teams. Drake King and Ms. Extreme won the match and then Chris Elite used his Gawd contract to restart it. They don’t think it’s fair, but what can they do?!
Rich Russillo: Wow, I mean, they both did literally everything in and out of their limits to win this match. They’ve done absolutely everything in this match, even Big Mike got involved at one point, but as the dust settles and both teams are checked on by medical personnel, it’s Jake Smith and Chris Elite that will leave this match as the winners of the tag team turmoil tournament.
(Jake and Chris stand with one another inside the ring and try to stay on their feet. Exhausted, broken and beaten, but smiles on their faces. Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams walk up the steps and step into the ring. They stare into the eyes of the challenger’s and Harlow gives Jake a nasty scowl.)
Rich Russillo: There we see it; the champions and their new challengers. That match will be absolutely insane and by the looks of it, neither team is backing down from the fight.
(They stare down and keep their eyes locked as the camera zooms out and then the shot fades elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Reasonable Doubt airs. Watch Kassidy Heart defend her Answers World Championship against Theron Nikolas and Impact in just one week’s time.)
(Wicked Games comes back to the ring where the crowd erupts into cheers upon seeing the next match graphic pop up on the titantron screen.)
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(From there, the camera then goes from the match graphic to the ring where Bella Braxton is seen ready to call the next match. She brandishes a microphone in her hand along with a bright smile before she begins to speak towards the EAW Universe.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following singles match is a contest set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘New World Torture’ by While She Sleeps begins to play up through the speakers of the arena to the loud boos of the crowd in response. They know exactly who’s coming out right now as in an instant, Alex Myers is seen pushing through the backstage curtain. They have a special Day of The Dead themed attire fitted with a skull mask placed over their face along with a sombrero. They look around through the fog that surrounds the stage for their entrance before they pop their neck and look towards the ring. They let it all bask in for a moment before they begin to make their way down the ramp from there.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 170 pounds… THE FORGOTTEN MORTAL… ALEX MYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: We all know exactly why Alex Myers’ is coming out here tonight. They have a mindset that has never differed every single time they step into the ring, and that is to inflict pain to whoever the hell happens to be the unfortunate soul that stands in their way. Especially their opponent tonight, Danny Tanner. Alex has never thought fondly of Danny, in fact, they think of him as a poor, pathetic soul who couldn’t hold a candle to them along with their comrade, Ryan Wilson. At the end of the day I don’t think they have a problem in believing that they’re going to stand tall over Danny, it’s just the question of how far are they going to be willing to go in order to achieve it.
James Peters: We’ve seen the type of things that Alex can pull off when they’re in their element, and I don’t think Wicked Games is any exception. Who knows what they might be able to pull out of their back pocket today especially considering the outlandish amount of weapons that we might just possess here tonight. It’s going to be interesting to say the least, but Alex is in their element that’s all we know for sure. Even through normal methods, they’ll still find a way to go to the extreme and I think that’s something that we’re just going to have to bear witness to ourselves, and see what happens from there.
Persephone: Well, no matter how absolutely garbage they might be, the bar is super low considering who he’s up against. So if he wins? No surprise, but I’d rather this be swift and brutal instead of long and lackluster. So if this match takes more than five minutes, then I’ll be honest here, I’ll be fucking shocked.
(Alex stands at the bottom of the ramp, eerily silent while the crowd showers a negative reaction towards them. It’s not long after before they begin to circle around and make their way up the steel steps and step onto the apron. Alex simply enters into the ring from there, beginning to make their way towards the center of the ring, where they take a long pause before making their way to their corner. Alex from there, turns on the spot and nonchalantly takes a seat in their corner, waiting patiently for their opponent to come out while ‘New World Torture’ begins to slowly come to a halt from there.)
(That negative reaction is then turned into absolutely deafening cheers from the crowd upon the sounds of ‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton beginning to blare across the arena. It isn’t long after that none other than the fan favorite himself, Danny Tanner is seen making his way out from the backstage area to the stage. He has an absolutely amped up expression on his face filled to the brim with joy as he looks more enthusiastic than ever as he circles around the stage. He nods his head while he hypes the crowd up enthusiastically before he from there begins to make his way towards the center of the stage. For a second, his smile fades away looking at his opponent seated in their corner, while he takes a deep breath. He then nods his head one more time before beginning to head down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponent… from Sarasota, Florida… weighing in at 205 pounds… DANNY… THREE SECOND… TANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: And of course, here arrives the aforementioned. Danny has shown bravery in the face of the opposition lately and he’s someone who hasn’t been short on making it known that he’s not going to be so easily stepped over and pushed around. He doesn’t think very fondly of Alex, he thinks that they’re nothing more than a douchebag who has done way too much harm. I’d there’s one thing that I’m sure Danny wants to do, is shut him up. Because while Alex’s choice words have been like sharp knives, Danny is setting out to show that it could not be more wrong.
James Peters: He’s proven that he’s not afraid of Alex in the slightest and is not going to go so lightly on him heading into tonight, but let’s see if that can translate into how this match fares for him tonight. Behind the seemingly cowardice complexion of Danny, he’s a man who knows how to put up a fight. He’s gotten some really impressive wins since his arrival in Elite Answers Wrestling and that is not going to stop for a long time now. He’s looking to tie his Free-Per-View record tonight and I don’t think he’ll be afraid to get his hands dirty to do that.
Persephone: He won’t be afraid to get his hands dirty? Bitch, he can’t even get his hands close enough to touch a girl, cut the bullshit. I’m tired of being forced to believe that this virgin, vanilla bitch has some sort of potential stored in that small, frail body of his, and while both of them are complete garbage, I couldn’t be rooting more for Alex tonight. Because it’s about damn time someone finally fades him to obscurity.
(Danny immediately runs forward after he passes the ramp, sliding into the ring and ecstatically popping up to his feet. He turns around and makes his way to the top rope, raising his hands in the air while the crowd continues to keep a consistent volume with their absolutely thunderous cheers being reverberated across the arena and also heard all around New York tonight. Danny, from there, drops off the top rope and onto the canvas before he makes his way towards his corner, getting ready with a serious look slowly beginning to show on his face. ‘Loser’ then begins to fade out as the referee then goes to signal for the bell from there.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Here we go as this highly anticipated singles match is about to kick off! AND IN AN INSTANT IT’S ALEX THAT RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE OF DANNY! Danny is taken by surprise, falling back into the corner before he can even get out of it. But Alex is looking to seize that opportunity, stepping forward and beginning to unload on the head of Danny with rapid fire fists making sure that they have the upperhand to start this match! Alex grabs Danny by his head before throwing him down to the center of the ring, before they quickly turn around and waste zero time beginning to scale the turnbuckles and perch themselves up the top rope! LEAPING OFF AND TAKING DANNY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!
James Peters: If there’s one thing that Alex won’t accept, it’s losing to someone who they believe is significantly lesser than them, and he’s pulling out all the stops to prevent that and make sure that it doesn’t happen or even have the chance to. Danny seems to have different plans though, gripping at his head and quickly recovering while he has the chance, BUT BEFORE HE CAN COME TO FULL FORM IT’S ALEX THAT GRABS ONTO HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Alex then turns around and runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING A KNEE ONTO HIS HEAD!
Persephone: :roman: I have a feeling I might know where this match is going, and you know what? That’s completely fine by me. The quicker, the better, in most cases. But if it’s Sexy Rexy?! Make it last all night 🤤.
Rich Russillo: Alex grabbing Danny once again by his head and tugging him up to a vertical base in hopes of continuing their assault, but before he can do anything Danny shows the fight that he’s going to bring to the table beginning to send punches towards the abdomen of Alex in hopes of creating distance between the two of them! But Alex isn’t standing for that, as they step forward and send an axe handle to the back of his head! Danny is stunned while he pulls himself back up, while Alex once again runs the ropes! BUT IT’S DANNY THAT MANAGES TO CATCH HIM USING THE MOMENTUM THAT ALEX WAS ACCUMULATING AND DROP THEM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!
James Peters: Alex is rolling to the ropes before any more uncertain harm can be done to them, realizing that even though they could not give a single damn about Danny, that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t let their guard down either. Alex leaning against the ropes trying to catch their breath, BUT DANNY LOOKS TO SEND THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! But Alex counters with a kick to the face! BEFORE ALEX GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE ROPES WITH A QUICK STUN GUN!
Persephone: Look at that pathetic loser gasping for air, it’s hideous that we still take the time to hire these types of charity cases. But then again, we always need someone to take the pin don’t we?
Rich Russillo: Alex grabbing Danny by his head, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING! But wait! Just in time Danny grabs onto the ropes and sends a punch to the head of Alex! Alex stumbles back, WHILE DANNY SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES! BUT ALEX KICKS HIS LEGS FROM UNDER HIM AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Danny is down on the outside but is beginning to get himself back up to his feet in the process…
James Peters: BUT ALEX RUNS FORWARD ON THE APRON DROPPING DANNY DOWN ON THE RINGSIDE MAT WITH A PENALTY KICK TO HIS FACE COMPLETELY KNOCKING HIM DOWN! Danny is crawling around the ring, trying to find a way to escape out of the grasp of Alex while he can, but Alex is slowly beginning to approach him making sure that they don’t let up. Alex grabbing onto the hair of Danny while Danny attempts attempts grip onto the apron, LOOKING TO ATTACK HIM-
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE?! DANNY JUST TOOK A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SHOT FOAM RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ALEX! ALEX IS BLINDED AND TAKEN ABACK WHILE THIS GIVES DANNY ENOUGH TIME TO FOLLOW UP…
CRACK!
James Peters: DANNY TAKES THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF ALEX MYERS! Alex nearly crumbles down to the mat, BUT DANNY GRABS THEM THIS TIME TURNING THEM AROUND AND RUNNING THEM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Alex stumbles downwards but they desperately fall further using the barricade as a crutch in hopes of keeping themselves leveled. BUT DANNY RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ALEX THIS TIME! DANNY IS GIVING THEM HELL!
Persephone: :francis: This is why I don’t put my faith into anyone not named Rex McAllister and Veena Adams, disgusting.
Rich Russillo: Oh how the tables have turned, with Alex attempting to create some distance between themselves and Danny, Danny is making sure that he doesn’t get any sort of breathing room right now. DANNY SENDING ALEX INTO THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCERS DESK SPINEFIRST! Alex screams in agony while they collapse down to the ground in an instant. Danny makes his way over to the announcers table, as he’s beginning to rip it apart at the very seam right now! Looks like we need to back up now as Danny does not seem to be looking for good intentions right now!
James Peters: BUT BEFORE DANNY CAN EVEN TURN AROUND IT’S ALEX THAT DROPS DANNY AGAINST THE ANNOUNCERS DESK WITH A SNAKE EYES! Danny bounces off the ground and stumbles backwards, BUT ALEX GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND RETURNS THE FAVOR BY SENDING HIM TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCERS DESK WITH VICIOUSNESS!
(Alex begins to set Danny up on the announcers table, laying him down before looking to the ring, immediately sliding inside of the ring and beginning to climb up to the top rope. He looks around, taking a deep breath before fixating his sights on Danny once more…)
Persephone: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT’S BROKEN!!!
Rich Russillo: ALEX LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! THEY’RE GOING FOR SINNER’S LULLABY TO DANNY ON THE OUTSIDE! COFFIN DROP TO PLANT DANNY TANNER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE AND POSSIBLY FIND A MEANS TO AN END WITH THIS MATCH!
CRASH!
James Peters: BUT DANNY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING NO ONE HOME BUT THE ANNOUNCERS DESK FOR ALEX TO CONNECT WITH! OUR TABLE COMPLETELY CRUMBLES UPON IMPACT!
Persephone: Jesus Christ, isn’t this embarrassing for Alex? Oh well, RIP BOZO!
Rich Russillo: Alex is completely laid out while Danny is down as well, but at the same time, he seems to be slowly recovering and looking towards them with a look of opportunity on his face. Danny grips onto the head of Alex and tries his best to drag them towards the ring, but Alex is like dead weight, seeing as though he’s completely out at the moment! Danny clutching onto the head of Alex now, beginning to heave them up and roll them into the ring, BEFORE HE ROLLS IN HIMSELF AND SCRAMBLES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THAT MISTAKE BY ALEX BE THEIR UNDOING IN THIS MATCH?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: BUT JUST IN TIME IT’S ALEX THAT MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AND KICK OUT OF THE PIN! THIS MATCH CONTINUES WHETHER DANNY TANNER LIKES IT OR NOT!
Rich Russillo: BUT I DON’T THINK DANNY GIVES A DAMN! HE JUST POPPED ALEX UP AND DROPPED THEM RIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT WITH MEIDO ZANGETSUHA! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER CONNECTS TAKING ALEX DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: BUT DANNY ISN’T DONE! GOING FOR KILLSWITCH BITCH! THE COUP DE GRACE FOR ALEX MYERS TO FINISH THEM OFF FOR GOOD AND CALL AN END TO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: Captain Charisma must be looking at him with disdain after that move, BUT HE STILL MISSED REGARDLESS!
Rich Russillo: But Alex manages to turn it around and shoves him away! Danny turns around in complete shock, WHILE ALEX JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND DROPS DANNY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG TORNADO DDT! Look at the pissed off expression on the face of Alex, they had enough! Alex is climbing up to the top rope and perching himself up there, seeing Danny down on the ground and looking to seize the opportunity while they have the chance. THE FINISHING MANEUVER THAT MIGHT SPELL THE END OF DANNY TANNER’S JOURNEY!
James Peters: ALEX IS LEAPING OFF THE TOP AND GOING FOR SINNER’S LULLABY! THE COFFIN DROP ATTEMPT ONE MORE TIME IN HOPES TO SPELL DANGER FOR DANNY TANNER THANKS TO THE FORGOTTWN MORTAL!
Rich Russillo: HOW?! Danny manages to move out of the way leaving nobody home for Alex to continue with! Alex is in a world of hurt but immediately they’re beginning to get themselves up to their feet while looking at Danny with a look of confusion on their face. I think we can tell exactly what they’re saying in their mind, how the hell is this humanly possible for someone like Danny? Someone who Alex thinks of as less of them, someone who shouldn’t have posed much of a threat in the first place, this can’t be reality.
(Despite everything that he’s been through, a slightly bloodied Danny Tanner manages to persevere through all the agony that he’s surely sustained in hopes of bringing himself up to a knee. At the moment, the best he can do is kneel while he attempts to shake everything off, before he looks up at Alex Myers. Alex for the most part, is absolutely not impressed, in fact, they seem more pissed off than anything else. Alex takes their hand before pushing Danny’s face angrily, yelling down on him.)
Alex Myers: (Off-Mic) Do you think you’re actually important?! Do you think that anybody gives a damn about you, you fucking pathetic idiot?! The only thing you’re good for is being a creepy sequel deviant, and people like that have absolutely NO PLACE here!
Danny Tanner: (Off-Mic) Shut up…
Alex Myers: (Off-Mic) What’s wrong, you going to fucking cry?! DO IT! I want you to show the entire world exactly how pathetic you are and how it is simply not worth it to keep this fight going! Why the hell don’t you just give up?! That would be for the better instead of deciding that you’re going to make a fucking fool of yourself!
Danny Tanner: (Off-Mic) Shut up…
Alex Myers: (Off-Mic) I want you to realize that you’re absolutely NOWHERE near my level! You can scratch and claw and put up a fight all you want, but this is not your house to live in! You’re in my domain now, and I’m going to show you just how bad of a mistake you’ve made!
Danny Tanner: (Off-Mic) SHUT UP!
Persephone: LMAOOOOOOO!!!! I LOVE THIS!
Alex Myers: (Off-Mic) AND THEN IN YOUR FUCKING HOSPITAL BED CANDICE WILL TELL YOU THAT SHE’LL NEVER LOVE A PATHETIC SON OF A BITCH LIKE Y-
Rich Russillo: DANNY HAS HEARD ENOUGH, GRABBING ALEX AND TACKLING THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Immediately Danny is beginning to slam punches against the head of Alex repeatedly, to absolutely no end in a fit of anger and rage thanks to the words that Alex had to say towards him! Danny is not stopping while the face paint on Alex’s face begins to chip away and before long blood begins to pour from their forehead to coat their entire face! The referee has seen enough running forward and trying to split the two up, but now Danny is beginning to slam elbows towards the face of Alex this time! My lord this is mayhem!
(Finally, the referee manages to get Danny off of Alex, who is lying in a practical pool of their own blood after Danny’s knuckles repeatedly smashed into the skull of Alex. Danny has a serious and cold look on his face, which is shocking for him, before he grabs the hair of Alex and begins to heave them back to their feet.)
James Peters: KILLSWITCH BITCH! THE FINISHING MANEUVER OF DANNY TANNER DRIVES ALEX DOWN TO THE GROUND AND COMPLETELY KNOCKS THEM OUT COLD! DANNY FROM THERE BEGINS TO ROLL ALEX ONTO THEIR BACK TO PIN THEIR SHOULDERS TO THE MAT! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Persephone: FUCK!
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE?! HOW THE HELL WAS ALEX MYERS ABLE TO POWER OUT OF THAT?!
James Peters: BUT DANNY ISN’T HAVING IT! CONTINUING TO GO BACK ON HIS ASSAULT AND SEND PUNCH AFTER PUNCH DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF ALEX! DANNY DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN IF ALEX KICKED OUT OR NOT, HE’S GOING TO GIVE THEM A BEATING THAT THEY’RE GOING TO REMEMBER!
Persephone: Imagine getting beat up by the EAW janitor, lowest of the low.
Rich Russillo: That’s certainly waking Alex up though as they take their hand and shoves the face of Danny away from them in hopes of creating distance between the two of them right now. Danny stumbling back, BUT TURNS AROUND AND RUNS TO THE ROPES, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! But Alex manages to duck under it, turning around, BUT THEY’RE MET WITH A BIG BOOT TO THEIR FACE BY DANNY SEEING AS DANNY KNOWS BETTER THAN TO KEEP HIS GUARD DOWN!
James Peters: Alex is taken down while they quickly retreat out of the ring! Danny is getting back up and focusing on Alex on the outside, making his way towards them while Alex is trying his best to shake off the pain! Danny grabbing Alex by their hair! BUT ALEX DESPERATELY TAKES A CHAIR AND THROWS IT TOWARDS THE HEAD OF ALEX TO SEND HIM BACK!
(Alex slides down to the ground, taking heavy breaths while gripping at their head. They shake off all the pain that they’re going through right now and looks to search under the ring again.)
Persephone: Please be a gun… please be a gun…
Rich Russillo: ALEX HAS A TABLE IN THEIR HANDS! Alex grips the table and rolls it into the ring along with getting themselves into the ring as well along with them. Alex holding onto the table while Danny tries to get himself up, ALEX RUNNING FORWARD LOOKING TO USE THE TABLE AS A BATTERING RAM TO KNOCK DOWN DANNY TANNER!
James Peters: BUT WAIT! Before that can happen, Danny grabs ahold of the table in an attempt to force it away! Both of them are having a tug of war with the table, both of them trying to rip it away from one another in hopes of getting the upper hand. But it’s Danny that manages to push the table towards the face of Alex to stun them momentarily and force them to let it go! Alex stumbles back, WHILE DANNY GRIPS THE TABLE AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE ABDOMEN OF ALEX!
Rich Russillo: Danny doesn’t seem to be done though, RUNNING FORWARD AND SLAMMING THE TABLE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF ALEX DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Danny turning around and beginning to roll out of the ring, opening up the apron and seemingly looking to dig under the ring to look for anything he can use to his advantage while Alex is down on the mat, and oh my…
(In an instant, Danny manages to scavenge out a box of matches. His eyes widen upon seeing it, gripping it in his hands while surveying the area around him. He realizes if he uses that on the table, it’s a game winner for him, and he doesn’t have much time left. Danny takes a look at Alex one more time, before taking a stick out from the box and rolling into the ring.)
(Danny with a trembling hand, clutches onto the match while looking at the table. He brings up the sole of his boot, which is what he uses to spark a fire, before once again slowly looking towards the table, taking a sharp breath before…)
Persephone; Bro looks like he’s going to throw up.
Rich Russillo: DANNY JUST LIT THE TABLE ON FIRE! Danny stumbles back in shock for a moment but in an instant he turns on his heels and begins to fixate his attention back on Alex Myers who is trying their very best to recover and get back up to their feet. Danny grabs onto Alex’s crimson hair before bringing them back up, but before he can do anything it’s Alex that manages to slip through and send an uppercut to the jaw of Danny! Danny stumbles back, WHILE ALEX RUNS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS A RUNNING FOREARM!
James Peters: BUT DANNY JUST SIDESTEPPED OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABBED ALEX BY THEIR HEAD, PRESSING THEIR HEAD AGAINST THE FLAMING TABLE! OH MY!
(The cries of pain being reverberated by Alex right now are completely deafening as their face is practically submerged into the fire thanks to Danny. Alex is scrambling around their arms in hopes of escaping, but ultimately is forced to grip his hands against the flaming front of the table and push away with all of their might, scrambling around in pain and clearly unwilling to open their eyes at the moment.)
Persephone: NOOO! I COULDN’T GET IT IN TIME TO MAKE THEIR CRIES OF PAIN MY RINGTONE!
Rich Russillo: DANNY NOW POPPING ALEX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, LOOKING TO DRIVE THEM DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A SWIFT USHIGOROSHI! THE SIGNATURE MOVE OF DANNY TANNER MIGHT JUST SPELL THE END OF THE ROAD FOR ALEX MYERS!
James Peters: BUT ALEX REALIZES THE SITUATION HE’S IN AND RAKES THE EYES OF DANNY WHILE HE’S UP ON TOP OF HIM IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! Danny is forced to let go of Alex, while Alex manages to turn around and push Danny towards a corner! Danny is backed up, WHILE ALEX RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO HIS ABDOMEN! But before that can happen it’s Danny that connects with a knee towards their head to counter!
Rich Russillo: Danny shoving Alex away and turning around, beginning to make his way up to the top rope and situate himself there in hopes of taking Alex down to the mat. Danny stands perched up, ready to fly onto Alex! BUT BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, ALEX JUMPS UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS THE FACE OF DANNY FORCING HIM DOWNWARDS! Danny is forced to be seated off the top as Alex seems to be climbing up and joining him on there, and I can tell already that this is absolutely not going to pan out well for either of them if this goes haywire!
James Peters: Both of them are trading punches back and forth with one another! Danny managed to gain some sort of bearings and recuperate as both him and Alex are beginning to tee away on one another! Danny is slowly beginning to get the better of them as it’s become apparent that there’s not much wiggle room that Alex possesses right now! Alex attempts to send a punch of desperation, but Danny responds with a headbutt to their skull! BEFORE SHOVING ALEX OFF THE TOP-
CRASH!
Persephone: They explode, they die, the end. Let’s all go home now right???
Rich Russillo: WAIT! FINAL SYMPHONY OFF THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE FLAMING TABLE! THE CRUCIFIX LUNGBLOWER EMCOMPASSES BOTH ALEX AND DANNY IN AN UNCONTAINABLE RAGE OF FIERY FLAMES! MY GOD! IMAGINE ALL THE BURNS THAT THEY MUST BE SUSTAINING RIGHT NOW!
(Both of them immediately shoot up into the air while the flames begin to die out and roll around in unbearable pain trying to fight through the agony that they must be feeling at the moment. Danny is simply down and out unconscious while the embers of flame that are left surround his body like an outline. Meanwhile Alex is seen looking up at the ceiling, blinking repeatedly while trying to get a grasp of the situation.)
James Peters: Alex is slowly trying to crawl themselves over, but it’s apparent the pain is practically pounding through their body right now and holding them back like a chain. Danny is down and out and if there was an opportunity to finish this match, it would be right now! ALEX MANAGES TO THROW AN ARM OVER DANNY! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘New World Torture’ once again plays up to the absolutely deafening boos of the crowd while Alex Myers pulls themselves off the battered, bruised, and bloodied body of Danny Tanner. The referee makes his way over, checking on Alex while Alex is in a seated position, dusting off any leftover embers that are on their cargo pants. They slowly rise up from there while the referee raises their hand in victory, while the only thing that Alex can respond with, is a sinister smirk on their face while they stare at the camera.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… ALEX MYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Look at the absolute uproar from the crowd after seeing the result unfold! They were rooting for Danny Tanner, they believed in him to fight through all the odds and come out on top when the bell rang! But unfortunately, no matter if he threw the kitchen sink at his opposition or not, Alex managed to persevere through all of that and come out with their first Free-Per-View victory as a result.
Rich Russillo: Danny fought tremendously, hell, this was a great test of mettle for both of these competitors. But they knew well that only one of them could come out with their hand raised in ceremonious victory. Which led Alex to accumulate the victory that they gained, filled with rage and anger, Alex translated their pain to the ring and that in turn equaled success. Congratulations Alex!
(Alex rolls out of the ring, gripping at their head and trying to wipe as much blood away as they can while they stumble up the ramp. They look at Danny who is still down and out inside of the ring, for the most part, surprised at the effort, but unsurprised at the result. Alex then begins to make their way towards the backstage area, which is the last shot seen before Wicked Games then begins to fade from there.)
(Commercial showing reviews of Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Andre Walker is seen giving a 4 star review, saying that he should have played Venom as he can already change his appearance.)
(Wicked Games fades back to ringside, and Bella Braxton is seen with a microphone in hand.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is A FATAL FIVE-WAY MATCH!! And it is scheduled FOR!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( ‘If Ya Smell’ by Adam Massare plays over the sound system of the arena as The Woogieman is making his way to the ring. )
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! From Jacksonville, Florida! Weighing in at 260 pounds! THEEEE WOOOOGIEMAAAAAAAN!!!!!
( ‘New Tank’ by Playboi Carti plays over the sound system of the arena as Jay Jerry Johnson is making his way to the ring dressed in a fancy-looking and very shiny suit reminiscing of Daft Punk! He even has the silver helmet in homage to Thomas Bangalter over his head. )
Bella Braxton: ANNND HIS OPPONENT! From Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at 190 pounds; JAY JERRY JOHNSOOOONN!
( ‘Forever’ by Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, & Eminem starts to play as Kelin makes his way into the arena and to the ring to a wave of cheers from the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: ANNND THEIR OPPONENT making his way to the ring! He is from Yoakum, Texas! Weighing in at 218 pounds. He is “THE SHOW STEALER” KELIN!
(‘Ready To Die’ by The Notorious B.I.G hits the speakers of Barclays Center as Lucas Johnson walks down the ramp with a mission, something to prove, with his mouth guard hanging out of his mouth; biting it to stop it from dropping against the ground. He poses on the top of the stage before he starts to continue walking. A small orchestra of cheers is heard for ‘The Best Kept Secret’ of EAW.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… weighing in at 210 pounds… hailing from LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK… LUUUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS JOOOOOOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
( ‘Bad Man’ by Blues Saraceno hits. Kirk Redwood begins to walk out, he doesn’t have a grin or a smirk or anything like that on his face, and he doesn’t waste any time making his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: AND THE FINAL OPPONENT! From Boston, Massachusetts! Weighing in at 210 pounds; KKIIIIIIRRRRKKKK REEDDWOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Finally, everyone is in the ring this match can s-
( Suddenly, ‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil begins to play, and that gives the fans a reason to be happy as the New Breed Champion, Amir Yusuf is making his way at ringside. )
Persephone: Ugh. I forgot about him.
James Peters: The New Breed Champion is scouting his opposition ahead of next week!
Rich Russillo: If you ask me, every man in that ring right now could challenge Amir for the title he has! Tonight is an opportunity for them to show him what they are about!
Official: RING THE BELL!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
James Peters: And here we GO! This match is officially underway! Jerry Jay Johnson is under attack by Lucas Johnson early on the Wrestling Genius is striking with fists of fury while Kelin and Woogieman are throwing fists at each other as well! What is Kirk Redwood up to? Kirk Redwood rolls to the outside looking in playing it smart as he looks at the action taking place inside the ring.
Rich Russillo: Lucas whips Jay in the hopes while Woogie threw Kelin too but in the opposite direction! Jay ducks a clothesline turns and dropkicks Lucas who falls down and rolls outside the ring! Kelin does a hurricanrana on Woogie then kip up to his feet!! Lucas Johnson to the outside, Kirk trying to get inside the ring but it punched down by Kelin WHO IS SURPRISED BY A QUICK ROLL-UP PIN BY JAY!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Kelin Kicked Out!
Persephone: Everyone would’ve been shocked for this match to end so early. I would’ve called for a botch though I wouldn’t have complained!
Rich Russillo: One that would be disappointed is the New Breed Champion, Amir Yusuf, who is sitting at ringside watching all the action unfolding before him! Lucas Johnson is in his sight but he probably is looking at his future competition as well. All those men have what it takes to challenge the Heart of EAW for the title around his waist.
James Peters: Meanwhile the action is still on fiercely in the ring as Kelin gets up and faces Jay Jerry Johnson who suddenly runs past him and CLOCKS Kirk Redwood in the mouth! Kelin turns and throws a fist at Lucas who is now on the apron. Jay runs to the ropes and with agility hops over them landing on the apron then PERFORMS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT THAT CONNECTS ON LUCAS!
Rich Russillo: Kelin goes airborne as well WITH A CORKSCREW TO THE OUTSIDE landing on Woogie on the other side of the ring!! Kirk is now along in the center of the ring looking at the action on both sides Jay is coming in first and the two locks up in a clinch won by Kirk who then clobbers the back of his opponent’s neck before punching him with a European uppercut!
James Peters: Jay staggers back into the ropes and uses it to bounce forward with speed taking down Kirk with a sling blade followed by a clothesline and a second one and a roundhouse kick! Kirk is down and Jay is going for a sleeper hold! Dropkick to the face by Woogieman taking Jay out, he rolls out of the ring as Kirk is looking asleep! Cover by Woog!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kirk kicks out and rolls outside the ring, and Kelin comes back in locking up with Woogieman who drives a knee to the midsection gaining control before backing himself into the ropes and charging towards Kelin WHO THROWS IN AN ENZIGURI! DOWN GOES WOOG! Kelin with some momentum is making his way to the apron but quickly ducks lowering the rope just as Lucas was trying to attack him from behind! Out goes Lucas! But he hangs onto the ropes!
James Peters: Kelin goes SPRINGBOARDING HIMSELF INTO A DROPKICK FORCING JOHNSON DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! Kelin rolls right into a hug right into Kirk Redwood who tries for a german suplex but gets an elbow to the face for his effort! Kelin propels himself outside the ring trying to drop on Lucas who saw him and moves out of dodge following with A CLOTHESLINE BY JOHNSON! DOWN GOES KELIN!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile back in the ring Jay Jerry Johnson slips back it and gets double ax handled by Kirk Redwood. Kirk whips Jay to the ropes, Jerry slides between his NO Kirk caught him! Lifting him up he whips him into the ropes again and leans down telegraphing a move and gets a kick to the face as a result! Jay calls for the ropes he runs to it but Kirk follows suddenly and drives a kick to the stomach just as Jay turned to face him! He then grabs the head and back of Johnson throwing him with force JAY LANDS ATOP OF KELIN WHO WAS STILL DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: Kirk stands tall in the ring looking quite proud of what he did just now BUT Woogieman is sneaking behind him! Kirk has no idea! SURPRISE with a German Suplex! DOWN GOES REDWOOD surprised by the People’s Champion who quickly is GOING FOR A CROSSFACE SUBMISSION! Redwood is in trouble on the ground trying to reach for the ropes the official is checking on him is he going to tap? Is this going to be a Woogieman win?
Persephone: NOPE!
James Peters: Lucas Johnson runs in and goes atop of The Woog setting him up for A BOSTON CRAB! Now HE is trying for a submission move! Will he defeat Woogieman this way?? Kirk is retreating from under both men BUT THEN HERE COMES JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH A CROSSFACE OF HIS OWN!! THE JERRY SPECIAL ON LUCAS JOHNSON! Is he going to win in such a fashion so quickly in this fatal five-way match?? KELIN OUT OF NOWHERE BREAKS THE HOLD PERFORMING A SPRINGBOARD SLING BLADE ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON WHO LETS’ GO OF LUCAS JOHNSON! This match is getting chaotic in a hurry and I’m starting to enjoy it!
Persephone: To no one’s surprise, I don’t.
James Peters: No one cares either as the action in the ring continues regardless of my colleague’s opinion on the matter! Jay is vertical trying to bring the fight to Kelin who takes him down with a discus clothesline followed by a European Uppercut sending Triple J into the ropes! Dropkick by Kelin sending his opponent outside of the ring! Meanwhile Kirk Redwood throws in a leg sweep taking down Kelin who lands on the floor on his back!
Rich Russillo: Redwood quickly grabs the legs and goes for a Guillotine using the bottom rope as a weapon! Kelin is hurting holding his throat and rolls out of the ring just as Lucas Johnson goes in with a double leg takedown on Kirk! HE THEN GOES FOR THE COQUINA CLUTCH!! HE TOO WANTS A GO AT TRYING TO END THIS MATCH EARLY!!
James Peters: KELIN IS TRYING TO RESIST THE URGE TO TAP OUT AND END THIS MAT-JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT IN THE JAW OF KELIN! FEELS ALMOST AS IF THE MAN LOST A FEW TEETH WITH THE FORCE OF THE KICK! HE LET’S GO OF KIRK WHO RETREATS TO A CORNER WHILE KELIN IS SEEING STARS ON HIS BACK! JERRY WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-
James Peters: KELIN KICKED OUT! And this match continues!!! Johnson, Jay not Lucas, with a back kick to the gut of Kelin followed by a quick back elbow smash once he grabbed his opponent and got him to a vertical position. Jay pushes himself up, knee strike to the sternum of Kelin who backs into a corner. Jerry grabs Kelin by the head moving him into a cutter position but he GOES FOR THE STANDING SHIRANUI INSTEAD!
Rich Russillo: BOTH MEN GOES DOWN! Jerry is getting up thinking about his next move AND QUICKLY GOES FOR A DROPKICK KEEPING LUCAS JOHNSON AWAY! Lucas is down but gets back to his feet JUST IN TIME TO GET TAKEN BACK DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY BY THE OTHER JOHNSON! Jay hooks the legs but Lucas rolls reversing it into a pin of his own but the official does nothing as they are touching the ropes now! Lucas is up just a little quicker and throws in a European Uppercut and a second one!
James Peters: Amir seems to be playing close attention, as he should! After all this could be the man that takes his New Breed Championship!
Rich Russillo: He whips Jay Jerry into the ropes going for a SHINING WIZARD THAT CONNECTS! He isn’t stopping there he grabs Jay Jerry off the ground whipping him again into the ropes with force he aims for a BIG CLOTHESLINE that misses as Jay ducks and bounces off the ropes! Lucas goes to the ropes as well BOTH MEN CLIPS EACH OTHER WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH JOHNSON’S ARE DOWN!
James Peters: Lucas up first but not far behind is Jay Jerry! Lucas moves as quick as he can, grabbing the head going for a neck breaker! Down goes Triple J! Lucas is gathering momentum and he is looking at a corner he’s thinking high risk! He goes to the top turnbuckle BUT LOOK AT WOOGIEMAN throwing elbows and fists at Lucas! Up he goes on the second rope is he thinking Superplex? LOOK AT KIRK Climbing up and battles it up with Woogie now all three men are fighting BUT THEN HERE COMES KELIN AND JOHNSON UNDER WOOGIEMAN AND REDWOOD!
Rich Russillo: A FIVE MAN SUPERPLEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!!! IT’S LIKE A HIGHWAY CRASH IN HERE! BODIES EVERYWHERE!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Rich Russillo: Some of the men are rolling outside of the ring with Woogieman getting up near Kirk Redwood! He goes for a hug mutating into a Belly to belly suplex! He picks up Kirk rapidly before hoisting him up in the air by the belt FOR A FLOAT-OVER DDT! COVER BY WOOG!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Kirk Kicked Out! I bet a migraine is in the cards for him in the morning!
Rich Russillo: Resilience on display for Kirk who is straining to get up. Woogie is looking at him as he got to his feet scouting his opponent before going to the ropes running him THEN TAKING KIRK DOWN WITH A JUMPING CLOTH-NO! KIRK COUNTERS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! Down goes The Woog as Kirk goes on the offense throwing some leg kicks then propping his opponent up and throwing in some stiff chops! Woogie is backing up into a corner and Kirk gets him good with a European Uppercut!
James Peters: He then quickly dashes away from the corner then back to Woogieman ANOTHER UPPERCUT, HE THREW HIMSELF INTO IT! WOOG SITS DOWN CRUMBLING! He gets helped up by Redwood throwing a rake to the eye of his opponent before running to the opposite corner then calls for yet another Uppercut! He charges power and haste WASTED AS WOOG THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF KIRK! Redwood backs off and Woogie walks forward wanting to take it to Redwood WHO FLIPS WOOG WITH A NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX! HE chains it up with a Back Suplex!
Rich Russillo: Down goes Woogieman! Kirk got back up quickly ducking Kelin who tried to tackle him but he brings him with a Saito Suplex! Down goes Kelin! Jay Jerry Johnson runs in and Kirk counters his attempt at offense with a Tiger Suplex! Bam! Down goes Jay Jerry and in comes Lucas trying his luck but he is brought down with a Dragon Suplex!!
James Peters: Kirk taking everybody to Suplex City!
Persephone: 😴😴😴😴
Crowd: Suplex City! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! Suplex City! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! Suplex City! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap! Suplex City! Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!
Rich Russillo: Kirk Redwood now with an armbar on Jay Jerry! Woogieman is trying to get a piece of the action BUT KIRK TAKES HIM DOWN AND FOLLOWS WITH A KIMURA LOCK! KIRK SWITCHED TARGETS! He then turns the manoeuver into a kneebar for a short moment before transitioning to the ground into a guillotine choke!
James Peters: Kirk showing his mat abilities right now he is quite the technician! Woogie managed to reach the ropes so the official is forcing a rope break! Kelin comes in with a European Uppercut to Kirk who got up unsuspected, he follows with an enziguri taking down Redwood but the man is back to his feet only to get nailed with a discus clothesline!
Rich Russillo: BACKSTABBER from Jay Jerry out of nowhere to Kelin!!!! He follows with a snap suplex! BLAM! DOWN GOES Kelin again! Lucas tries to get to Kirk, BUT LOOK AT KIRK! He grabs him by the waist and hoists him up! SIT-UP POWERBOMB BY REDWOOD!! COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: JAY MAKES THE SAVE THROWING HIMSELF AGAINST KIRK TO BREAK THE COUNT! He quickly grabs Lucas shoving him outside the ring and moves to get to Kelin! Kelin throws a punch that is blocked by Jay with a European Uppercut!
Persephone: Everyone has that move in that match! What is this? OPRAH?? You Get An Uppercut! And You Get An Uppercut! And You Get An Uppercut! And You Get An Uppercut!
James Peters: We get it Persephone! Kelin is in control at the moment in the center of the ring handling the business with Jay Jerry Johnson who throws punches at him before whipping him front first to a corner. Jay steps back from the turnbuckles after slamming into them right into a german suplex from Kelin!
Rich Russillo: He tries to go for a second one but Triple J managed to get loose from the grip and goes to the ropes trying to tackle Kelin but gets through a hurricanrana instead! Down goes Jay! Kelin smirks before throwing a series of kicks to the man he is stomping a mudhole in him, now walking it dry! He gets Jay up, a fist then an elbow landing on the button before whipping Johnson in the ropes and taking him down with a sling blade! Johnson is seeing stars and Kelin looks to the outside everybody else is brawling it out HE GOES FOR A SUICIDE DOWN THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE THREE OTHER MEN! He Threw Himself Like A Bowling Ball into the group!
Persephone: And hopefully the referee throws this God awful match away!
Rich Russillo: Lucas is the first amongst the group to be on a vertical base and he goes for a coquina clutch on Woogieman which was the closest opponent! He looks to tap him out!
Persephone: Outside of the ring? That won’t work! And look at Yusuf over there he’s watching on his challenger at Reasonable Doubt even he’s wondering what the fuck Lucas is doing!
Rich Russillo: Trying to send a message to the New Breed Champion perhaps? He could end his reign quickly with that manoeuver! Imagine if Amir ends up dropping the belt that way? His plans to do better than Ryan Wilson would go up in smoke! Meanwhile, Lucas is moving away from Woogieman he looks around he sees Kirk and Kelin battling it out near the ramp leading to the entrance.
James Peters: He gets spun around by Jay Jerry Johnson who is back to his feel ENZIGURI KICK TO LUCAS WHO DROPS DOWN ON THE MAT OUTSIDE THE RING! Meanwhile, Kirk and Kelin are making their way up the ramp, it appears as though the official completely lost control of that match for the time being as Redwood throws a headbutt to Kelin who reels backward and closer to the stage leading backstage. Redwood with a few strikes to the fact then a kick to the midsection brings Kelin down to a knee Redwood brings Kelin completely down AND GOES FOR THE ANKLE LOCK!
Persephone: What is it with these morons and submission moves that won’t help them win if it doesn’t happen in the ring?
James Peters: CLAYMOOOOOOOOORE!!!! THE LIGHTSWITCH BY LUCAS JOHNSON ON KIRK REDWOOD WHO CAN’T DODGE IT AS HE WAS HOLDING KELIN’S ANKLE INTO A PAINFUL LOCK! DOWN GOES THE MERCENARY!! Kelin rolls out of the way as Lucas goes to a mounted position to throw a slew of punches to Kirk Re-SHINING WIZAAAAAAAAAARD JAY JERRY JOHNSON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SHINING WIZARD TAKING DOWN LUCAS WHO DIDN’T LOOK UP AND GOT A FOREHEAD FULL OF KNEE!! DOWN HE GOES!
Rich Russillo: Lucas of course let’s go of Kirk who tries to make his way back to the ring WAIT A MINUTE!! THE WOOGIEMAN WITH THE ANGLE SLAM ON JAY JERRY JOHNSON NOW THEY ARE GOING DOWN ONE AFTER THE OTHER AT THIS PART OF THE MATCH THE ACTION IS NON-STOP HERE UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!
Persephone: Maybe Lucas should relinquish the right to face Amir to Jay Jerry eh? I mean clearly, he is the better Johnson.
James Peters: I doubt that massively as Lucas always works hard for his opportunities, this one being no different as the action continues to the outside of the ring. A whole lot of action taking place and a whole lot more to come as we now see Jay Jerry Johnson throwing fists at Kelin who fights with some of his own before throwing a kick to the gut! Kelin is down to his knees now and Jay throws in a dropkick for good measure!
Rich Russillo: Jay looking around for options quickly he hops on the barricade keeping the fans at bay looking down on Kelin. HE GOES FOR A 450 SPLASH!! WHO DOES THAT FROM A BARRICADE?? IT CONNECTS AND LOOK AT THAT IMPACT, JAY MADE THIS ONE COUNT! What a way to vary from this version of the Mailman’s Landing! Meanwhile, Kirk and Woogieman are battling it out not too far away Kirk doing damage on Woogie with elbows to the side of the head followed by a body slam on the hard floor of the arena!
James Peters: Redwood follows with an elbow drop and then a knee drop putting the work in on Woog just then Kelin throws himself in as well a leg drop on Woogieman! Both men now working a number on the Woog who is unable to defend himself BUT IN COMES JAY JERRY JOHNSON! He spins Kirk! Whips him into a RIPCORD LARIAT! Kelin tries to get to Jay BUT HE TAKES HIM DOWN AS WELL WITH A KICK TO THE MID SECTION FO… OH SHIT FOLLOWED BY A PEDIGREE!!! A PEDIGREE ON THE HARD FLOOR OF BARCLAYS CENTER KELIN COULD GET A CONCUSSION!!!
Rich Russillo: Jay Jerry Johnson not hesitating a second to do whatever it takes in order to get the win here tonight!
Persephone: Even if this match doesn’t have anything interesting on the line at the end of it.
James Peters: Opportunities can knock at any moment, one just needs to constantly put in the work win lose or draw.
Rich Russillo: Business philosophy aside friends the action doesn’t stop as Jay grabbed Kelin and drove Kelin AGAINST THE BARRICADE after he took him down once again with a diving bulldog! The action is getting back towards the ring with Lucas going for a few jabs to Kirk Redwood followed by a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX NEAR THE RING! Meanwhile, Woogieman locked horns with Jay Jerry Johnson both men nearing the ring Jay whips Woogie toward one of the ring posts BUT WOOGIEMAN REVERSES IT AND JAY JERRY’s FACE MEETS THE CORNER POST! DOWN GOES JAY JERRY JOHNSON!
Persephone: Probably the only thing Jay will be kissing tonight!
James Peters: Lucas Johnson is creeping behind Woogieman taking him down with a clothesline before moving up on the apron looking for an elbow drop BUT Kelin sweeps his legs THEN DROPKICKS LUCAS PUSHING HIM INSIDE THE RING! Woogieman slowly gets to his feet and climbs his way inside the ring meeting with Lucas Johnson. Kirk Redwood moves towards Kelin who goes to face him! Kelin with an attempt suddenly at a cutter but Kirk counters WITH A CHOKE SUPLEX!!
Rich Russillo: DOWN GOES KELIN WHO GETS A SERIES OF KNEES TO THE BODY FROM REDWOOD WHO THEN GETS HIM UP AND WHIPS HIM AGAINST THE BARRICADE! That takes care of Kelin for the moment as Kirk looks around to see who is his next target of opportunity. Here Comes Jay Jerry Johnson standing behind Kirk who has no idea he is totally unaware of Johnson’s presence. He is actually grinning now, finding this funny before tapping his shoulder and it startles the man who throws in an elbow trying to hit but JAY DUCKS AND COUNTERS WITH THE PRETTY VISITOR!!! THE CUTTER ON KIRK REDWOOD!!!
James Peters: Back inside the ring now Lucas Johnson is duking it out with The Woogieman in an intense fight and a hasty exchange of blows both men not letting up until Lucas Johnson throws a knee to the midsection of Woogie! Whip into the ropes he takes the former owner of the Big Bhoogie Bhampionship with a resounding DDT! He considers a pin but then looks to the nearest corner! He hops on top! Gauging The Woog before GOING AIRBORNE WITH A FROG SPLA-WOOGIEMAN INTERCEPTED LUCAS JOHNSON MID FLIGHT INTO HIS ARMS AND SPUN INTO A POWERSLAM!!
Rich Russillo: HOW QUICK DID HE GET UP FROM THAT DDT TO PULL THAT OFF IS BEYOND ME BUT CHRIST WAS IT GREAT TO SEE!! Woog keeps his attention on Lucas grabbing his legs HE IS GOING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!! THE SHARPSHOOTER IS IN WOOG HAS IT LOCKED IN!! LUCAS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN WHILE WOOG IS APPLYING MORE PRESSURE!
James Peters: IS THIS HOW THE MATCH IS GOING TO END?? LUCAS IS RAISING HIS HAND IN THE AIR HE IS ABOUT TO TAP! BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON IS GOING IN! HE THROWS HIMSELF INTO A SUPERK-NO!! WOOGIEMAN JUST LET GO OF LUCAS AND GOES PAST JAY JERRY’S FOOT TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTEEEEEER! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS HE SETS JAY UP FOR THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!
Persephone: Oh no, not the most electrifying move in the wrestling business today… Oh yay…
Rich Russillo: NO!! JUST AS WOOGIEMAN BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES ABOUT TO DELIVER THE ELBOW HE GETS CLIPPED BY KIRK REDWOOD AND HIS SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH!! DOWN GOES WOOGIEMAN WHO DIDN’T SEE IT COMING! HE IS LAID DOWN NEXT TO THE TWO JOHNSON’S! WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO??
Persephone: Behind him!
Rich Russillo: KELIN SPINS KIRK AROUND! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AND SET HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB! HE TURNS TO AIM AT A CORNER! HE THROWS! BUCKLE BOOOOOOMB!!! KIRK’S BACK TAKES THE MOST OF THE HIT AND CRUMBLES DOWN ON THE MAT! KELIN IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING AT THE MOMENT!! He is looking at the bodies all around him some slow to get up others staying down longer Kelin has the choice of going after whoever he wants right now! Who will he choose? He turns himself towards Jay Jerry Johnson who ends up receiving a few elbows followed by a whip to the ropes! Dropkick by Kelin taking down Triple Jay! Kelin with a cover!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: Pathetic!
James Peters: And this match goes on as Jay lifted the shoulder up! Kelin is annoyed as he picks up Johnson and throws him to a corner! Kelin charges at him BUT JAY COUNTERS WITH A URANAGI! HE DRIVES KELIN DOWN TO THE MAT HARD AND THE CROWD ENJOYS IT! AND THEN KIRK REDWOOD FROM OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE WITH THE BLITZKRIEG BOP! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF LUCAS JOHNSON WHO DROPS DOWN LIKE A LOG! KIRK GOES TO A KNEE WANTING A COVER BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON FROM BEHIND RUNS BY REDWOOD’S SIDE AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH PRETTY VISITOR! THE CUTTER CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE! DOWN AND OUT GOES KIRK REDWOOD AND JAY HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Redwood lifts the shoulder up keeping Jay from a win!! Jay is growing frustrated as he gets up AND GETS IN THE WAY OF A WOOGIEMAN SPEAR!! THE SPEAR BY WOOGIEMAN IS UNDER THE CHEERS OF THE CROWD! HE RAISES HIS ARMS UP ROUSING THE CROWD AND THEN KELIN COLLECTS HIM WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! WOOG DROPS LIKE A DEAD TREE ON THE GROUND AS KELIN GETS UP AND YELLS PROUD OF HIS MOVE! BUT WAIT! LUCAS IS MOVING IN HE IS RIGHT BY KELIN’S SIDE! THE SKULL-CRUSHING FINALE APPLIED ON AN UNSUSPECTING KELIN WHOSE FACE GETS SMASHED AGAINST THE RING FLOOR!! COVER BY LUCAS!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: God Dammit Kirk!
Rich Russillo: Redwood jumped on the pair, breaking the count and keeping this match alive as he quickly forces Kelin to be up he kicks him in the gut and sets him up… HE GoES FOR THE RUNNING LEAPING TOMBSTONE!!! DOOOOOOOOOWN TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! THE MOVE CONNECTS!!! KELIN IS SPIKED INTO THE MAT! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH FOR KIRK??
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-
Rich Russillo: JAY JERRY JOHNSON PULLS AT KIRK’S LEG BREAKING THE COUNT!!! Jay with speed gets Kirk up he too getting him between hi-HE SPINS INTO A CANADIAN DESTROYEEEEEER!!!! THE HORIZON LIMIT BREAK CRUSHES KIRK TAKING HIM OUT!! COVER BY JOHNSON!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-
Rich Russillo: THE OTHER JOHNSON MAKES THE SAVE WITH HIS PATENTED REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! JAY JERRY IS STRUGGLING UNDER THE FALL AND PRAY THE OFFICIAL IS LOOKING TO SEE IF HE WILL KEEP FIGHTING OR GIVING UP UNDER THE MANOEUVER!! No! Jay Jerry is slowly getting to his feet he is on his knees now! Lucas shakes his head no not believing thi-OH FUCKING CHRIST A SPEAR! SPEAR!! THE SPEAR BY WOOGIEMAN ON BOTH JOHNSON’S AND INTO THE NEARBY CORNER!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!
James Peters: WAIT A SECOND!!!! KIRK JUST GRABBED HOLD OF WOOGIEMAN FROM BEHIND AND THREW HIM BACKWARD WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!! The crowd quickly goes from cheers to jeers and Redwood couldn’t care less!
Persephone: Well everyone is starting to get back up, so he should probably start caring.
James Peters: Everyone is in a corner with Jay Jerry Johnson at the center. He looks at everybody with defiance and all the others crack their knuckles and smirk.
James Peters: Lucas Johnson charges in from a corner! Kelin does the same on the opposite corner! LUCAS IS GOING FOR THE CLAYMORE LIGHTSWITCH KICK ON JAY WHO DUCKS LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX AND KELIN GETS THE FULL BRUNT OF IT!!! KELIN IS OUT COLD! LUCAS IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET BUT IS MET BY THE BOTTOM BY WOOGIEMAN! THE BOTTOM BY THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION TAKES DOWN THE WRESTLING MACHINE!!!
Rich Russillo: Woogieman back to his feet his back against that of Jay Jerry Johnson who SIDE STEPS TO THE SIDE JUST AS KIRK REDWOOD IS GOING FOR THE FIFTY CAL! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH IS ABOUT TO LAND ON THE WOOGIEMAN BUT HE COUNTERS IT WITH YET ANOTHER BOTTOM!!! THE BOTTOM DROPS DOWN KIRK REDWOOD!!! THE WOOGIEMAN WITH MOMENTUM NOW AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET QUICKLY LOOKING FOR-
James Peters: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! A SPEAR BY JAY JERRY JOHNSON ON THE WOOGIEMAN WHO GOES DOWN!!! WOOGIE IS IN TROUBLE AS JOHNSON PICKS HIM UP!! HE HOISTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! EMERALD FLOWSION!!!!! THE YKHM ENDING AS JAY CALLS IT HIS FINISHES DRILLS WOOGIEMAN DOWN HARD!!!
Rich Russillo: HE GOES FOR A COVER!! WILL IT BE ENOUGH???? NO ONE IS STANDING TO TRY AND STOP HIM!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING!! DING!!! )
( ‘New Tank’ by Playboi Carti plays over the sound system of Barclay’s Center as Jay Jerry Johnson has his arm raised in victory. All under the watchful eye of Amir Yusuf who is slowly applauding but doesn’t look too impressed. )
Bella Braxton: Here Is Your Winner; JAY… JERRY… JOOOOOOHNSOOOOOOOOON!!! !!!!!!!!!
Persephone: Finally this shit show is over!
James Peters: Oh come on those men gave us an incredible performance! Quit being a sour puss all the time and enjoy the spectacle that just took place before you.
Persephone: You want to give me a spectacle, give me my Rexy! Not … ‘’that’’!
Rich Russillo: Five men went into this match tonight with intentions to leave as the victor but only one was able to have that honor and tonight Jay Jerry Johnson worked hard to earn the right to be the winner of this bout! All five men gave a valiant effort in the ring and out but Triple Jay gave that little extra that allowed him to be able to celebrate while the other four are back to the drawing board!
(Jay Jerry Johnson celebrates his victory, and from there Wicked Games fades away from the area.)
(Commercial promoting the Rolling Loud 2021 concert in New York, where the greatest artist of all time Playboi Carti performed 💯.)
(The camera pans to the ring with Bella Braxton ready to call the next match.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST HE HAILS FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC CANADA! WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS…… RYAN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU Mixed with the Walking Dead Theme” from Mick Gordon plays throughout the arena as Ryan Wilson comes out decked out in the cosplay of Negan from The Walking Dead. Leather Jacket, red scarf, jeans and Lucille, the barbed wired baseball bat in his hands. He looks around and smiles some before walking toward the ring when suddenly he is flanked by Zombies, Ryan swings Lucille slamming one on the stomach and kicking it off the stage, then another swinging toward the head and knocking him to the ground, finally the third he slams Lucille across the back as he heads to the ring…)
Persephone: Okay, he’s a ginger but that is kinda hot.
Rich Russillo: I could dress up as Rick and you can be my Machonne and…..
Persephone: Eww…. Gross.
James Peters: Ryan Wilson looks ready to take on Candice Blair and what an entrance, all decked out in The Walking Dead outfit of Negan. We have seen some great costumes the last few years at Wicked Games, this one is no different, but we know there is a lot of bad blood here and Candice is one tough challenge, Ryan Wilson the former New Breed Champion knows that if he is going to survive he needs to bring out all the stops!
(Ryan Wilson gets to the ring, tapping Lucille on the steel steps before getting in and stepping up on the turnbuckle, he looks around and smirks before pointing Lucille out to the crowd as his them fades and the lights go out. The crowd starts to cheer when suddenly the music comes on and a lone spotlight is on the stage, a woman has her back to the ring dressed in a vinyl red bodysuit, when she turns, it is Candice Blair with a huge Diamond studded microphone….)
Candice Blair: 🎶 OOOPS….. I DID IT AGAIN! 🎵
(The crowd starts to cheer as pyro explodes for her entrance, she then turns and points to the ring….)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! HAILS FROM SAN FRANCISCO, CA.! WEIGHING IN AT 126 POUNDS! THE HOT COMMODITY…… CANDICE BLAIR!!!!!!
(The Crowd cheers as Candice dressed as Brittany Spears starts to sing while some dancer come on stage and follow to her lyrics…..)
Persephone: Are you serious….
Rich Russillo: FREE BRITTANY!
James Peters: She’s already free, Rich.
(Candice starts to sing as the crowd sings along with her….)
Candice Blair: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…….Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! I think I did it again! I made you believe we’re more than just friends! Oh baby It might seem like a crush…. But it doesn’t mean that I’m serious! ‘Cause to lose all my senses….That is just so typically me…. Oh baby, baby…..Oops, I did it again! I played with your heart, got lost in the game! Oh baby, baby…. Oops, you think I’m in love! That I’m sent from above……. I’m not that innocent! 🎵
(She continues to make her way to the ring pointing at the fans, interacting with them as they sing along with her. Ryan Wilson just looks on already taking off the leather jacket and scarf, checking his taped fists…..)
James Peters: She really knows how to make an entrance!
Rich Russillo: She really does but all this aside, Candice is looking for one thing and that is a victory here tonight and don’t let this fool you, she Is a very determined woman!
Persephone: She sucks at karaoke.
(Candice walks to the ring, sliding in and still singing, this time pointing at Ryan Wilson….)
Candice Blair Ava: You see my problem is this…. I’m dreaming away! Wishing that heroes, they truly exist. I cry, watching the days. Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways! But to lose all my senses! That is just so typically me! Oh baby, oh! Oops, I did it again! I played with your heart, got lost in the game! Oh baby, baby! Oops, you think I’m in love! That I’m sent from above! I’m not that innocent! 🎵🎶
(Dropping the mic right in front of Ryan as the crowd cheers. He then nods while Candice gets ready, the referee checks on both competitors as Ryan and Candice look ready to start this, the referee calls for the bell….)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Ryan looks comfortable in the corner waiting as Candice stretches in her red vinyl bodysuit before the approach the middle of the ring, locking up, Ryan with the more strength throws Candice down and starts to laugh a little, backing up some and allowing her to slowly get back up.)
James Peters: And here we go! Great entrances from both and now time to get to business! Ryan Wilson trying to show his dominance right off the bat here, but Candice needs to play this smart, Ryan isn’t the biggest of wrestlers, but he is definitely stronger than her. Candice needs to use her quickness if she is going to survive the onslaught of the former New Breed Champion.
Rich Russillo: You’re right, and Ryan seems to be a little extra ornery tonight with what has been going on between he and Candice along with Danny Tanner and Alex Myers which we saw them compete earlier, you know that Wilson wants nothing more than a huge win at Wicked Games!
Persephone: He’s a ginger, how the hell does he think he can pull off Negan!?
(Candice is back to her feet, circling around a very confident Ryan Wilson, locking up, this time Candice drops to a knee, spins around Ryan tripping him up and walking all over him as he springs back up in shock. Candice smirks and blows a kiss as the infuriated Ryan kicks the ropes.)
James Peters: This time Candice outsmarted Ryan, using some of that Ava wrestling ability to get the upper hand!
Persephone: The Ava’s have wrestling ability?
James Peters: Yes Persephone they do. Ryan now looks a bit angry; he charges into Candice and a stepover toe hold, Ryan lands face first on the mat! Candice is back up, Ryan rolls and back to his feet, he charges again ARM DRAG! Ryan up again… ANOTHER ARM DRAG! Ryan is not staying down, springing back up and HIP TOSS BY CANDICE! She has all the momentum right now, but Ryan is up only to EAT A PICTURE-PERFECT DROPKICK! RYAN WILSON FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: Midney Spears here showing off some moves, meh not impressive, still boring.
Rich Russillo: Candice is doing exactly what needed to be done! Using her quickness and speed and Ryan took a huge hit to the face and he is on the floor trying to collect himself!
(Ryan on his knees checking his face, the referee tells him to get back in the ring….)
Ryan Wilson: (Off Mic) Don’t you tell me what to do!
(Ryan springs up to his feet and slides back into the ring, getting right in the referees face…)
Ryan Wilson: (Off Mic) I was a GM once, I know how this works! You better stop showing her favoritism just because she is scantily dressed like Brittany Spears!
Rich Russillo: The referee is making it known that he wants Ryan back in the ring and with no rules in this match, anything goes! Ryan is back in the ring, circling around before they lock up, NO! A THUMB TO THE EYE OF CANDICE AND SHE BUCKLES OVER! Ryan hooks the front face lock…. SUPLEX BY RYAN! Candice though is back up, she is trying to see, he lifts her up, whipping Candice into the turnbuckles, she hits hard and here comes Ryan with the follow through, huge kick by Candice and stops Ryan in his tracks! He stumbles back and Candice with a huge Spinning Heel kick! Ryan Wilson is down again! He rolls out of the ring!
James Peters: Ryan Wilson having to regroup again and… SUICIDE DIVE BY CANDICE BLAIR! RYAN WILSON TAKES A HUGE HIT AND HE CRASHES INTO THE BARRIER! Candice is back to her feet, and everyone is cheering but Candice isn’t done! She is taking one of those folding chairs, and setting it up, picking up Ryan by the hair and sitting him on that chair! Wait, she is up on the apron, running at Ryan… CANNONBALL ON THE CHAIR AND RYAN AGAIN TOOK A HUGE HIT AND CANDICE HAS REALLY DOMINATED THIS MATCH! She grabs Ryan now and slams his face into the apron again! Throwing him into the ring and now she climbs to the top rope, waiting as Ryan is back to his feet, FLYING BODYRPESS ON RYAN FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO………….
Persephone: When are they ever going to learn that you don’t beat people with moves from the 1980’s. This is supposed to be anything goes, it’s boring this is what happens when you have two snowflakes wrestling.
(Candice quickly runs to the ropes as Ryan is up, turning and Candice goes for a Mafia Kick….)
Rich Russillo: Candice misses! She floats right over Ryan, turning into THE STUN GUN! HE JUST DRAPED CANDICE OVER THE TOP ROPE NECK FIRST AND HERE COMES RYAN WILSON ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS LOOKING UNDER THE APRON AND….. HE TAKES OUT A LADDER! Ryan Wilson with a ladder and he slides it into the ring, but he’s not done, reaching under again….. he has a chair! He throws the chair in the ring, and then grabs the other and throws it in the ring! That is two chairs and now he is dragging a table out from under the ring…
Persephone: Well, it’s about time!
(Ryan sets up the table outside the ring, but he reaches under the ring again and this time he takes out….)
James Peters: A BATTERY PACK!? What does he need with a Battery Pack!?
(The crowd ohs as Ryan looks around and smiles when suddenly…..)
James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR AVA WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE KICKING THAT BATTERY PACK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON! She recovered while Ryan was trying to get out all that furniture! Candice now rolls out of the ring, she looks under the ring, taking out a small bag, she looks around as the fans start to cheer, she smiles and goes right to the table and opens up the bag…..
Persephone: Why is it always THUMBTACKS!?
Rich Russillo: Candice Blair we saw last year with some very innovative toys against Kensi last Wicked Games! She has done well in these type of matches and has dumped those thumbtacks on the table. Ryan is trying to recover from that battery hitting his face, slowly getting up and here is Candice, grabbing Ryan and trying to slam his face into the table! NO! Candice is trying again but Ryan Wilson is holding back! Ryan Wilson with a punch to her gut and another! Ryan throws Candice into the ring, he though smiles and slides back in, grabbing the chair as Candice getting up, Ryan slams the chair to the ground, grabbing Candice….
James Peters: Kicking her in the gut! Ryan Wilson WITH LE BOMB BLEU! NO! CANDICE FLIPS RYAN OVER AND HE LANDS ON THE CHAIR! CANDICE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES TIMING IT PERFECTLY AS HE GETS UP AND BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BY CANDICE! RYAN WILSON FALLS BACK ON THE CHAIR AND CANDICE NOW CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE…. FROG SPLASH ON RYAN WILSON WHILE ON THE CHAIR! HOOKING A LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR…..
Persephone: A kick out, hooray! The Ava’s really are terrible. I mean seriously and why Brittany Spears, you know, don’t even answer that, this wallflower is just as crazy as she is.
Rich Russillo: Candice is up, and she grabs the Ladder, what is she doing? Leaning it against the turnbuckle and climbing again to the ropes but she is using the ladder by putting her weight on it and now she goes and FALLS ON RYAN CRUSHING THE LADDER ON RYNA AND SANDWICHING HIM BETWEEN THE LADDER AND THE CHAIR!
Crowd: EAW!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Candice takes a deep breath and now is rolling out of the ring, grabbing the huge mic she was using in her entrance and waits as Ryan slowly gets up, he looks to be in a lot of pain as she looks on patiently….)
James Peters: Candice is telegraphing this as Ryan is up to his feet, Candice runs at him… SUPERKICK BY RYAN! THE MIC FALLS OUT OF HER HAND AND HE PICKS HER UP FOR LE BOMBE BLEU!!!! CANDICE LANDS BADLY ON THE CHAIRS THAT WERE ON THE MAT AND HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE……….
Persephone: UGGGGH! COME ON! CANDICE KICKS OUT BLEH!
James Peters: How Many times have we seen this young woman take such a beating and still survive and come out on top! She went through a war last year against Kensi and survived! We saw her do the same at Bloodsport against Miku Sakai who became the Specialists Champion in that time, so we know that she can win the big time matches when they are called upon! Ryan Wilson is looking up at the referee slapping his hands together wanting the count to be faster.
(Ryan Wilson grabs Candice by the hair, he headbutts her a few times before throwing her over the top rope….)
Rich Russillo: NO! CANDICE HANGS ON THE ROPES AND RYAN WAS TRYING TO DUMP HER ON THAT TABLE WITH THE TUMBTACKS ON THEM! A FOREARM AND OTHER! CANDICE IS TEETERING AS HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES WITH A KICK! NO! CANDICE SIDESTEPS AND RYAN IS HUNG ON THE ROPES! SHE STARTS BOUNCING HIM UP AND DOWN UNTIL HE FALLS INSIDE THE RING! Look at Candice now, she grabs the chair, Ryan is up….
SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: CANDICE JUST PEPPERED WILSON WITH THAT CHAIR RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND RYAN HAS BEEN SPLIT OPEN! HE IS NOT DOWN THOUGH! ON ONE KNEE AND CANDACE RAISES THE CHAIR AGAIN…..
SMASH!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: CANDICE AGAIN SMASHING THAT CHAIR OVE RTHE HEAD OF RYAN WILSON AND NOW HE IS DOWN! SHE SLAMS THE CHAIR DOWN AND NOW GRABS THE LADDER AGAIN, THIS TIME SETTING IT UPRIGHT, CANDICE IS NOW CLIMBING THE LADDER! SHE IS AT THE VERY TOP WHILE RYAN WILSON IS STILL DOWN! CANDICE LOOKS OUT TO THE CROWD….. MOONSAULT OFF THE LADDER WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES ON WILSON AND THIS ONE IS OVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE…..
Persephone: How!? How did he kick out all bloody and beaten like that!?
(Candice looks shocked, looking up at the referee with three fingers up but he only holds up two. The New York crowd continue to cheer though as she nods and rolls out of the ring, Candice now starts to look under the ring and pulls out ….
James Peters: LIGHTER FLUID! SHE HAS LIGHTER FLUID AND SHE IS SQUIRTING IT ALL OVER THAT TABLE WITH THE TACKS ON IT! CANDICE HAS EVIL INTENTIONS AND HERE WE GO! REACHING INTO HER BRAZIER AND PULLING OUT A LIGHTER! OH, SHE INTENDED THIS THE ENTIRE TIME! THE TABLE IS LIT AND SHE STILL HAS THAT LADDER UP! SHE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING, PICKING UP RYAN AND NOW SHE STARTS TO CLIMB THE LADDER WHILE PULLING HIS HAIR, BUT NO! RYAN GRABS CANDICE AND SWINGS HER OFF BY THE HAIR! SHE CRASHES ON THE MAT BUT NOW RYAN WILSON TAKLES HER DOWN WITH A DDT! WILSON GRABS CANDICE AND HE NOW IS CLIMBING THE LADDER, HE SCOOPS UP CANDICE IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Rich Russillo: Ryan Wilson is climbing to the top and he has Candice! THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD! HE IS POINTING TO THE TABLE AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER! DON’T DO IT RYAN!
Persephone: YES! YES DO IT!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON IS GOING TO COMMIT CAREER SUICIDE! HE IS GOING TO DO A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER……
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHT!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: THEY BOTH GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! THEY ARE BOTH ON FIRE! HAVE TACKS EMBEDDED ALL OVER THEM! THESE TWO HAVE JUST KILLED EACH OTHER AND HERE ARE SOME OFFICIALS WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!
(As the officials spray down the flams, both Ryan and Candice lay there motionless. The crowd is still buzzing as Candice is laying there motionless. Ryan starts to move a little, slowly doing his best to try and get up but looks to be half-conscious.)
Rich Russillo: THEY ARE DEAD! THEY ARE BOTH DEAD AND THIS MATCH IS PROBABLY OVER ALREADY! HOW CAN THEY GO ON! HOW CAN THEY DO WRESTLE THE REST OF THIS MATCH!? THE OFFICALS ARE TENDING TO THEM BUT CANDICE IS NOT MOVING AND SHE IS BUSTED OPEN, CANDICE IS BLEEDING FROM HER HEAD AND SHE LOOKS TO HAVE SOME BURNS, THERE ARE TACKS COVERVERING HER AS ARE RAYN WILSON!
James Peters: And now Ryan Wilson is trying to get to his feet, what is he doing!? Grabbing that Battery Pack that was there earlier, and he now is crawling under the ring, what is he looking for, pulling out…. Wait, isn’t that…..
Persephone: Wait, didn’t he use that a few years ago against The Ringmaster on Showdown!?
James Peters: IT’S THE SANDER! RYAN WILSON HAS PULLED OUT A SANDER AND WHAT THE HELL IS HE PLANNING TO DO WITH THAT!?
Persephone: Sand her face off, please!
(Ryan plugs in the sander, the then places it in the ring, before pushing the referees and officials out of the way. Picking up Candice and throwing her into the ring, she is barely moving as Ryan stares down at her with disgust. Candice slowly starts to grab at his boots as he smirks, the blood dripping from his head on top of Candice as he holds the sander in his hands….pulling the ripcord….)
Rich Russillo: THE SANDER IS ON AND CANDICE IS TRYING TO STAND UP AND RYAN IS ABOUT TO….. WAIT CANDICE IS BITIING HIM ON THE LEG! RYAN SCREAMS AND……
BZZZZZZT!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH SHIT! HE JUST SWIPED DOWN AND SANDED THE SIDE OF HER FACE! CANDICE JUST TOOK A SHOT FROM THE SANDER BY GAWD! SHE IS SCREAMING AND HE JUST TOOK THE HYDE OFF HER!
(Candice screams holding the side of her face as Ryan smiles, gritting his teeth and screaming holding up the sander. The crowd boos him as he swipes down one more time….)
BZZZZZZZT!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: DAMN IT STOP! THAT IS A HUMAN BEING RYAN! THAT IS A DAMN HUMAN BEING! CANDICE BLAIR AVA CAN’T TAKE M<UCH MORE OF THIS! SHE JUST CAN’T! RYAN WILSON DROPS THE SANDER AND PICKS UP CANDICE, HE HOISTS HER UP AND MIC DROP!!!!!! HE JUST DESTROYED CANDICE BLAIR AVA! THIS ONE IS OVER AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: HOW IN THE HELL DID CANDICE GET A SHOUDLER UP! HOW DID SHE DO IT!? HOW!? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO KILL THIS INSUFFERABLE BITCH!?
(The Crowd explodes in cheers….)
Crowd: EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: THERE IS NO DIE IN CANDICE BLAIR AVA DAMN IT! NO DIE AT ALL! RYAN WILSON IS SHOOK AND HE IS BACK UP, GOING FOR THE SANDER AGAIN AND HOLDING IT OVER HIS HEAD WAITING FOR CANDICE TO GET UP BUT SHE CAN BARELY DO SO, AND RYAN SCREAMS ……
Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR AVA JUST HIT RYAN STRAIGHT IN THE TESTICLES AND RYAN IS CRUMBLING AND…..
BZZZZT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE SANDER FELL ON RYAN WILSON’S HEAD AND SANDED HIS FACE!!!!! RYAN WILSON DROPPED THAT RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AND MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT AND LOOK AT CANDICE! SHE IS CRAWLING TO THAT LARGE MIC SHE USED IN HER ENTRANCE! SHE IS STRADDLING RYAN WILSON AND…..
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candice Blair: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN…….
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candice Blair: YOU PLAYED WITH MY HEART……
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Candice continues slamming the mic on Ryan’s Wilson’s face and singing into it afterwards, bloody, beaten and all as she then does it again……)
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP!!!!!!!!!!!
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON IS GETTING HIS FACE SMASHED IN AND HE IS NOW A BLOODY MESS! SHE PROBABLY JUST BROKE HIS NOSE AND KNOCKED OUT EVERY TOOTH IN HIS MOUTH! CANDICE FINALLY THROWS THE MIC AWAY AND PICKS UP RYAN! HE CAN BARELY MOVE; HE IS DOWN AND OUT! CANDICE SETTING UP RYAN AND…. CANDIE DESTROYER! CANDIE DESTROYER AND SHE NOT ONLY BEAT RYAN UNCONSCIOUS SHE JUST CRUSHED HIS SKULL IN AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: HOW IN THE FU…….
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON WAS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! CANDICE BLAIR IS ABSOLUTELY FLOORED RIGHT NOW! SHE IS IN SHOCK AND SCREAMING! POUNDING THE MAT AND SHE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT RYAN WILSON HAD KICKED OUT BUT CANDICE IS HURT, CUT, BURNED, SHE THOUGH WANT THIS HUGE WIN AND NOW SHE IS SLOWLY BACK UP, BARELY ABLE TO GET TO HER FEET, BUT SHE DOES, PICKING UP RYAN AGAIN AND THIS TIME SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER CANDIE DESTROYER…..
James Peters: NO! RYAN WILSON FLIPS HER OVER AND CANDICE LANDS ON HER BACK, RYAN WILSON IS BARELY UP, HE TRIES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES BUT CANDICE CATCHES HIM WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE AND RYAN STUMBLES BACK…. ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE AND RYAN FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND CANDICE NOW SETS UP THE LADDER, WHAT IS SHE DOING!? CANDICE IS PULLING ALL THE STOPS AND SHE ERECTS THE LADDER, CLIMBING TO THE VERY TOP AND SHE IS POSED ON THERE…… AIR CANDICE FROM THE TOP TO THE FLOOR AND –
Persephone: WAIT….. RYAN JUST MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND CANDICE CRASHED AND BURNED ON THE FLOOR! RYAN PICKS HER UP AND THROWS CANDICE INTO THE RING! CANDICE LANDED HARD ON THE FLOOR AND RYAN NOW GOES AND GRABS……. HE GRABS LUCILLE! HE GRABS LUCILLE! THE BARBED WIRED BASEBALL BAT THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH HIS COSTUME IN THE CHARACTER NEGAN! OKAY NOW I AM LOVING THIS AND ITS NOT BORING! PRETEND SHE IS GLENN AND CAVE IN HER SKULL!
James Peters: Check her coffee mug.
Rich Russillo: Yeah really.
(Ryan Wilson twirls Lucille around a few times before he gets into the ring, Candice is slowly getting up and Ryan starts to laugh, as he gets into the ring and…..)
James Peters: SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANDICE BLAIR AVA WITH THE SPEAR!!!!! SHE JUST FOLDED RYAN IN HALF AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: Okay color me impressed, I know he sucked as a GM, but this dude is pretty hard to put down. Ryan with a shoulder up!
(Candice again screams, but this time she doesn’t stop to wonder what she has left to do. Grabbing the ladder, she closes it back up and lays it down in the ring, pointing to the crowd as she grabs Ryan Wilson, hoisting him up and slamming him on the ladder! She puts his legs through the rungs of the ladder…..)
Rich Russillo: SHE IS WRAPPING HIS LEGS THROUGH THE RUNGS OF THE LADDER AS SHE GOES FOR THE CANDY LOCK! CANDICE HAS THE CANDY LOCK AND RYAN WILSON IS SCREAMING! HE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR SOMETHING AND HE CAN’T! CANDICE HAS IT LOCKED IN AND HE LOOKS READY TO TAP OUT! RYAN CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS! HE CAN’T TAKE TOO MUCH MORE OF THIS AT ALL!
James Peters: AND RYAN IS FADING! HE IS……..
SMACK!!!!!!
SMACK!!!!!!
SMACK!!!!!!
James Peters: RYAN WILSON WAS ABLE TO GRAB LUCILLE AND SLAM IT INTO THE LEG OF CANDICE! HE JUST HIT HER WITH THE BARBED WIRED BASEBALL BAT! CANDICE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND BLEEDING OUT OF HER LEG! CANDICE BREAKS THE HOLD AND CAN’T GET BACK TO HER FEET! RYAN WILSON IS RISING! HOBBLING AS HE STANDS IN FRONT OF CANDICE WHO IS ON HER KNEES HOLDING HER BLEEDING LEG! LOOK AT RYAN WITH LUCILLE!
(Ryan can barely stay upright as Candice has absolutely nothing left, trying to stand but she can’t, holding her bleeding leg, looking up at Ryan as she grits her teeth…..)
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) DO IT! DO IT YOU COWARD! DO IT!
(Ryan stands there holding Lucille, glaring at a helpless Candice……)
Candice Blair: (Off Mic) DO IT YOU BITCH!
(Ryan though slowly lowers the bat shaking his head…..)
Persephone: FINISH THIS!
James Peters: IF HE DOES THAT HE COULD KILL CANDICE! THIS IS NOT THE WALKING DEAD! THIS IS REALITY! RYAN WILSON HAS A CONSCIENCE HE KNOWS THAT THIS IS COMMITTING MURDER ON NATIONAL TV AND…..
CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: RYAN WILSON JUST SWUNG OVER HIS HEAD FOR THE FENCES AND CRACKED THAT BAT OVER CANDICE BLAIR AVA’S HEAD! THE BLOOD IS POURING OUT AND SHE IS STILL ON HER KNEES! NO RYAN…. DON’T DO IT!
James Peters: DON’T DO IT!
Persephone: DO IT!!!!!
James Peters: RYAN! DON’T DO –
CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: HE JUST CRACKED LUCILLE AGAIN OVER HER HEAD AND CANDICE SLUMP OVER! RYAN WILSON SLAMS THE BAT ON THE GROUND AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH….. RYAN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU Mixed with the Walking Dead Theme” from Mick Gordon plays throughout the arena as Ryan rolls on his back next to the unconscious body of Candice Blair Ava. He slowly sits up barely able to move, as the EMT’s rush the ring to check on Candice…..)
James Peters: Brutality at its worst and Candice Blair Ava could be seriously injured. Two over the head strikes with Lucille on the top of her head and after everything else they have taken tonight; she couldn’t take anymore. Her skull was cracked in, and she is being tended to, we have always seen this type of carnage in this event, but damn it, this right now is a very concerning situation.
Rich Russillo: This match could have gone to anyone, but unfortunately for Candice, Ryan Wilson played it smart and was luckier. Lucille was the key to this match and give it to Ryan, he outsmarted Candice who you cannot take anything away from her, away. She was incredible and we all thought she could take it.
Persephone: And now Candice had her head sanded, a bat cracked over her head, and all cut up, she isn’t so hot now, huh!? Whatever I’m glad this is over!
(Ryan Wilson grips Lucille and rolls out of the ring, barely able to walk, but he starts to make it up to the ramp, turning and pointing Lucille at the ring as the officials and EMT’s tend to Candice. Ryan starts to smile and the camera focuses elsewhere.)
(Promotional ad for Spider-Man: No Way Home featuring Jake Smith in the role of 2002’s Spider-Man. In theaters December 17th.)
(The scene fades to an undisclosed location at a random haunted house. From the outside, it seems like an old mansion which may or may not be five steps from being torn down, but it does give off the illusion of you don’t want to be inside there. The sound of the roaring thunder is heard as the rain begins to pour down from the heavens. The nose is loud, it’s difficult to hear anyone from the sound of the thunder, but the camera happens to pan to the bottom of someone’s black dress shoes with a white part on top begins to step through the path towards the haunted house. The camera moves up as it reveals to be Holly Arrow in her Two-Faced half-black, half-white costume; however, it’s not just the costume that is half-and-half, but her face as well. While one side of her face remains whole, the other face looks like it is ripped apart by some monster.)
(At the doorstep, Holly Arrow stops near the doorway as takes the door knocker handle, and knocks on the door. A screeching voice is heard in response, which raises a brow with Holly and before she could open the door, the door mysteriously opens itself. Inside, Holly can peek a bit at the door, where she sees inside the haunted house. There is a doorway across from her as the wooden steps look have holes and look like they cannot support anyone’s weight. The floorboards are made out of wood as it looks like it’s in desperate need of an upgrade. Holly begins to step inside the house, but as she was taking her first step, the floor begins to the creek, which causes her to take a step back to look around, but then, resumes walking inside. With each step, the floor creeks. She begins to look for any sight of Shane Gates but stops to look at some of the pictures on the walls.)
Holly Arrow: What in the hell is this?
(Holly Arrow begins to look closer to a giant picture of a woman with a doll in her possession. Based on the dress and the outfits worn in the picture, she could see that this wasn’t a recent photo. The woman wore a beautiful white ballgown as the doll looked to be well taken care of. There was not a speck of dust in that doll. The hair was brushed as she wore a matching ballgown dress and bonnet. It was almost like the doll was that woman in the picture. Holly begins to look at another photo. This one is of a baby girl next to the doll. Both of them wear serious looks on their faces. It’s like one of those typical family photos from back in the day, where no one is smiling.)
Holly Arrow: Cute kid, but is it necessary for that doll to be in the photo? :wtf:
(After leaving that question to linger, Holly Arrow begins to look at another giant photo and it’s with that same doll, but it’s almost like she’s holding a doll. A doll holding a doll. Holly begins to inspect the photo closer as she begins to see what kind of doll the bigger doll is holding and it’s wearing a cosplay of Batgirl, a lot similar to the outfit that she wore at Bloodsport in her match against Mary S. Atlas. Her face goes from inspecting to feeling slightly concerned as she is able to piece one and one together. The doll is holding a doll of Holly Arrow and the doll is…)
Holly Arrow: Oh my god, that is Lizzie, so this place must be…
(A masculine voice screams in the background before tackling Holly Arrow to the floor. It happens to be Shane Gates, who proceeds to swing at Holly with punches, but Holly is trying to kick him away from her. She’s trying to get herself to her feet, so she can have an even fight with Shane, but Shane gets her up by her neck as Holly finds herself trying to gasp for air. Honestly, Shane overtowers her to the point that Holly’s feet leave the ground.)
Shane Gates: Damn right, this is Lizzie’s house. One of the several childhood houses of Elizabeth’s grandmother, the same little girl in that painting over there. There was just a simpler moment in her childhood, where she didn’t realize what Lizzie the doll would end up being when she was older.
(Holly Arrow is gasping for air as she tries to deliver some kicks to Shane Gates, but Shane continues to have a grasp on the smaller Elitist.)
Shane Gates: This ends with one of us being thrown in the same basement that she threw Lizzie in once upon a time.
Holly Arrow: (gasping for air) Good… to …know.
(Holly Arrow throws a headbutt to Shane Gates’ forehead as he stumbles back, releasing her in the process. Before that, Holly begins to rise back from her feet before reaching for the nearest thing that she can get her hands on.)
(A metal shield.)
(Shane Gates gets back to a vertical base as he manages to get a harpoon in his position. It seems like it’s going to be an interesting battle right now.)
Holly Arrow: Stay back, Shane.
Shane Gates: Never.
James Peters: Shane Gates charges towards Holly Arrow with the harpoon, BUT HOLLY DUCKS AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AS SHANE RUNS PAST HER! HOLLY TAKES THE SHIELD AND SWINGS IT TO THE BACK OF SHANE! This causes for Shane to fall forward as Holly places her body in front of the shield before charging towards Shane with a bodysplash with the shield colliding with his chest! Shane stumble forward as Holly throws the shield to the spine of Shane before looking to take advantage of inflicting more punishment! Holly manages to get her hands on the harpoon that Shane tried to use on her as takes the spear out of it and breaks it in half with her knee!
Rich Russillo: SHANE GATES FINDS HIMSELF TO HIS KNEES AS HOLLY GRABS THAT BROKEN HALF OF THE SPEAR WITH THE POINTY END AND JABS IT IN SHANE’S EYE —
Persephone: NO! SHANE GATES MANAGES TO GET HIS HAND ON HE BROKEN HALF OF HE SPEAR! HOWEVER, IT’S THE SHARP END THAT BEGINS TO PIERCE THROUGH HIS RIGHT HAND! HOLLY TRIES TO PUSH IT DOWN, BUT SHANE IS PUSHING BACK ON THAT BROKEN SPEAR FOR DEAR LIFE! THIS IS ALMOST SHADES OF MR. DEDEDE VERSUS CAMERON ELLA AVA AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION IN 2018, BUT AT LEAST, THAT STICK ISN’T GOING DOWN THERE!
James Peters: :yikes: I didn’t need to be reminded of that at all as you can see the blood beginning to pour out of Shane Gates’ hands as he manages to use one of his feet to push onto the ribs of Holly Arrow! This cause for Holly to take a step back momentarily, but Shane manages to take the pressure out of that spear! He sees the blood on his face and by the look on Shane’s face, I don’t think he looks happy whatsoever! He wipes the blood to the side of his pants, but you can see the right hand of Shane cut through the middle and to his wrist. He gets a side of the white shirt that he has on as he begins to roll it on the wound like a gauze. I don’t see how that’s going to be effective in the long run, but for the moment. It seems like it stopped the bleeding!
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW GETS TO HER FEET AS SHE CHARGES TOWARDS SHANE GATES, BUT SHANE STOPS HER WITH A BIG BOOT TO HER FACE! THIS CAUSES HER TO FALL TO ONE KNEE AS SHANE GETS HOLLY BY HER HAIR AND THROWS HER HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE WHITE WALL!
Persephone: Oh lord, Holly’s head went through that white wall! :damn:
(The smoke of the paint begins to clear as you can see that Holly Arrow’s head did go through that wall. You can hear some coughing from Holly, but Shane Gates really doesn’t give a shit and gets her head from out of there.)
James Peters: You can tell that house is old because it usually takes some effort for the wall to be damaged like that. Shane Gates gets Holly Arrow up before throwing a punch her way! This causes for the Holly to stumble back as Shane throws another punch! This causes her to find herself being backed to another wall as Shane proceeds to throw another punch to Holly’s face —
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow collapses to her knees as Shane Gates’ fist connect with that wall! Another puff of smoke appears as Holly uses it as an opening to get out of the way! She’s crawling out of sight from Shane Gates, who is trying to shake the pain away from his wrist! Holly uses the assistance of one of the pedestals that has a bust. Is that Elizabeth’s great-great-great-grandfather?
Persephone: Does it look like I give a fuck? He looks like Eclipse Diemos, but less pedophilic.
Rich Russillo: :eclipse:
Persephone: Do that face again and I’ll slap the shit out of you.
James Peters: Holly Arrow is trying to catch her breath for a moment as Shane Gates turns himself around, taking his focus from his left fist and onto the woman standing across from him! Shane bolts towards Holly, looking to connect with a clothesline, but Holly slides underneath Shane’s legs! Shane turns himself round as Holly rolls up to her feet before nailing Shane with a dropkick that sends him back onto the bust that we were just talking about! The bust goes back, but does not break as it manages to keep his balance! Meanwhile, Holly gets Shane by the hood of his jacket before slamming him head first against the golden post that stands between them and mysterious room.
Rich Russillo: It seems like we’re going to figure out what’s inside the room as Holly Arrow throws Shane Gates through those doors as he enters that specific room. Holly ducks underneath the post as she joins him inside!
(The mysterious room is revealed to be a music room with an array of instruments from pianos to basses to drums, violins, trumpets, etc. Anything that you can name, it’s probably in this room, which is probably anti-climatic for a lot of people, but the endless ideas is something that Holly Arrow could enjoy from it.)
Persephone: I wanna see someone’s skull be bashed in by a drum.
James Peters: It seems like you won’t be getting your wish now, Seph, but Holly Arrow slams Shane Gates face first against the keys on the piano! Shane turns and slumps down as he finds himself on the bench of the piano, but Holly gets herself on top of the very old Steinway piano before launching herself off of it, planting Shane face first onto the wooden floorboards. Holly looks around before getting her hands on the wooden maulet percussion stick as she stalks Shane up to his feet before slamming him in the spine with that stick! Shane finds himself in a crawling position as Holly gets that percussion stick before hitting the back of his neck as he flopped stomach first on the floor!
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow gets the end of the percussion stick before driving it to the ribs of ‘The Natural Born Killer,’ who doesn’t seem much of a killer at the moment! He is clutching onto his ribs as Holly gets Shane by his throat! You can see the intense look on her eyes before looking across from her and throwing him head first against the base of the drum! Holly gets behind the drum set before sitting on the stool and pressing on the pedal of the base drum as Shane’s head pops out of the drum base!
Persephone: This the shit you see in cartoons, honestly. :mjlol:
James Peters: Shane Gates finds himself to his feet as he clutches onto the inside of the piano to help him up! But, look at Holly!
Rich Russillo: HOLLY ARROW IS CLIMBING ONTO THE PIANO AS SHE JUMPS ON THE FRAME OF THE PIANO, SLAMMING IT SHUT WITH SHANE GATES’ RIGHT HAND INSIDE OF IT! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: His hand is probably broken! He quickly gets his hand from the inside of the piano and clutches his right hand in pain! If there is something to limit Shane Gates on what he could do to Holly Arrow, eliminated his right hand from the equation could be something that affects him terribly!
James Peters: Holly Arrow sees that Shane Gates has collapses to his knees and begins to bend the right hand back with her own hand! In the process, she bends Shane’s body back as he finds himself in a bridge position! Holly places Shane’s right hand onto the floor before delivering a massive stomp to it as you can see the look of frustration on Shane’s face! He is doing what he can not to show that he’s in a ton of pain, but that right hand has been put through quite a lot! Holly gets Shane up by the nape of his neck before throwing him head first against the chimes as he drops down near the exit of the music room!
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow runs towards Shane Gates as she connects with a cannonball senton as she and Shane find themselves back outside of the music room! Holly is the first one to her feet as Shane tries to get to his feet shortly after, but Holly takes him down with a knee strike to his ribs! This causes for him to fall back against the golden post that was almost something to block the music room! Holly gets Shane by his hair before beginning to go around to the staircase! She throws Shane on top of the first step upstairs! SHANE TRIES TO GET HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, BUT HOLLY CONNECTS WITH ‘KIDS SEE GHOSTS’ — THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE AS THAT SEATS HIM DOWN! HOLLY GETS SHANE BY HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STAIR RAILING AS THAT MAKES HIM FALL FORWARD TO A COUPLE MORE STEPS UPSTAIRS!
Persephone: It seems like Holly Arrow is trying to balance herself on the railing as she’s looking at Shane Gates’ direction! Shane is rising up to his feet as —
James Peters: HOLLY ARROW DIVES AT SHANE GATES WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
RICH RUSSILLO: SHANE GATES FINDS A WAY TO STOP HER MOMENTUM BY CATCHING HER! HE HAS HOLLY ARROW IN HIS CLUTCHES BEFORE SLAMMING HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE RAILING! HOLLY CRINGES IN PAIN AS SHE FALLS OVER THE RAILING, BUT SHANE IS ABLE TO CATCH HER FROM FALLING AS HE PULLS HER DOWN! HE GETS HOLLY IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AS HE GETS HER UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘ACES HIGH’ ON ‘THE MIDAS TOUCH!’ She lands on the stair railing once again as Shane grabs her by the hair and throws her a couple steps up the stairs! It seems like he’s planning to go upstairs with her! Holly is trying to crawl up the stairs to get the hell away from Shane, but Shane gets her by her hair and begins to drag her up the stairs! :lupe:
(The camera pans to the upstairs den, which used to be a film room, where Elizabeth’s great-great-grandmother would have movie night with her family. There is a giant black couch which goes around and a giant white screen against the ball. Next to the couch has movie projector, which looks to be older than sliced bread.)
Persephone: Shane Gates gets Holly Arrow and throws her against the wall, almost hitting that white screen! She lands upside down as Shane looks for something to use as a weapon! Anything! He sees a movie film in his possession and looks to throw it at Holly!
(A white piece of paper falls from the film. Shane Gates looks incredibly confused, but decides to get it. He sees that it’s addressed to him and Holly Arrow — as the film is addressed to Shane and Holly. Shane goes to the movie projector a few inches away from him and puts the film roll inside. He waits for it to play as the EAW cameras are able to see what this footage consists of.)
???: Shane, Holly, I knew that you were planning to settle things here, so I figured that it would be the appropriate location to leave that film for you.
(The camera pans to the white screen, where it shows Elizabeth, the same woman who had introduced herself to Shane Gates earlier this season. She stands in the background of her own home as she shows to have a neutral expression on her face. She takes a deep breathe before beginning.)
Elizabeth: I don’t know how to say this, but this whole ordeal with Lizzie, has to end tonight. It’s been an entire year since this whole rollercoaster with Lizzie appearing in Shane’s life, but the doll has caused more harm than good. It’s made enemies. It’s hurt so many lives and it has become more angry and more human-like. I’m afraid if the doll isn’t handled tonight, it’s never going to end. Please, I am pleading with one of you to put an end to the madness. Please end this once and for —
(The sound of the whitescreen being slashed across is heard, which makes both Holly Arrow and Shane Gates refocus. The footage ends as the lights automatically come up as we get a good sight of Lizzie the doll with a sharp knife in her possession. The doll is not moving whatsoever nor has anyone really seen that doll move much, but it kinda freaks out Holly. The whole tension at the upstairs den is uncomfortable and both Shane and Holly have no idea what to do now.)
(Slowly, Lizzie begins to turn her head around to look at Shane Gates and Holly Arrow.)
Lizzie: Let’s play. 😈
Holly Arrow: Did…did…did that doll just talk?!?
Shane Gates: I think it just did–
James Peters: SHANE GATES JUST THREW THE MOVIE PROJECTOR TO HOLLY ARROW, WHO WAS TRYING TO GET HERSELF TO HER FEET! THIS STOPS HER FROM MOVING ONE BIT AS SHE GOES AFTER SHANE, BUT SHANE THROWS AN ELBOW TO HOLLY, WHO TAKES A KNEE DOWN AS SHANE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN AS THAT TAKES HOLLY DOWN, BUT SHANE GRABS BY HER WRIST AS HE PULLS HER LIKE HE’S PULLING DEAD BODY AWAY FROM THE CRIME SCENE! :lupe:
(The camera pans to a hallway as Holly Arrow is trying to get herself to her feet, but Shane Gates seem to have a pretty good grasp on her arm! Holly spins herself around before proceeding to kick Shane away from her.)
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow is trying to rip her arm away from Shane Gates before kicking him in his ankle over and over again! But, it seems like Shane is refusing to let Holly go! You can see the look of desperation written on her face! Holly kicks the injured right hand of Shane Gates, which causes him to release her! He clutches onto the right hand before Holly connects with a drop toe hold, causing Shane to fall face first! Shane rolls himself to his back as Holly proceeds to punch the living hell out of Shane! She looks to throw another punch as Shane manages to catch her wrist! This causes for Holly to be off guard as Shane uses some of his strength to push Holly out of the way!
Persephone: Holly begins to stomp on Shane, trying to keep the bigger Elitist down! She gets Shane by that giant head of his before slamming him against the baluster!
Rich Russillo: I’m surprise that you know what ‘baluster’ is, Persephone.
Persephone: Someone needs to be the smart one here. :wow:
James Peters: Holly Arrow takes a step back before rushing towards Shane Gates, nailing him in the face with a knee strike! This causes for Shane to fall forward into a crawling position as Holly picks up Shane before connecting with a DDT! Shane lands on the top of his head as he falls to his back! Holly runs towards the handrails before following that up with a beautiful springboard knee strike to Shane, who had found himself into a seated position! This causes for ‘The Natural Born Killer’ to find himself to his back and it seems like Holly realizes that she is going to need to get Shane out of the hallway and look for the basement! Holly begins to pull Shane by his arm, but it seems like there’s a bit of struggle on her face!
Persephone: Come on now, he’s no Xander Payne. There shouldn’t be much of a struggle.
James Peters: That’s a point there, but that doesn’t mean that shouldn’t be just a little struggle.
???: Let’s play, Holly! 😈
(Some giggling is heard in the background as Holly Arrow turns her attention towards the stairs and sees Lizzie the doll laying in an electric wheelchair, which is connected to the right side of the handrail.)
Holly Arrow: Since when was that there? :wtf:
(Holly Arrow shrugs her shoulders before proceeding to get Shane Gates to that electric wheelchair. She manages to lug around Shane’s unconscious body towards the wheelchair before approaching Lizzie and placing her against the wall near the stairs. Without even knowing, she gets Lizzie near the grasp of Shane Gates, who begins to clutch the doll like it’s going to save his life.)
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow is trying to figure out how to work the electric wheelchair! She’s not aware of Shane Gates having possession of Lizzie whatsoever! Shane slowly, but surely finds his way to a seated position! You remember what Elizabeth hope would happen tonight and that’s putting an end to Lizzie once and for all! Is it going to be Shane that puts an end to that creepy doll?!?
(A long zap is heard in the background, which causes Holly Arrow to stop what she was trying to do to the wheelchair. She sees Shane Gates lying on the ground with Lizzie laying on top of him! It most likely implies that the zapping came from the doll and it zapped Shane unconscious again.)
Persephone: Holly Arrow goes to check on Shane Gates by looking down on him —
James Peters: SHANE GATES GETS HIS HAND WRAPPED AROUND HOLLY ARROW’S THROAT OUT OF NOWHERE! HE JUST SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HOLLY AS HE FINDS HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHANE HAS A SECOND WIND GOING THANKS TO THAT ZAP FROM LIZZIE! Shane still has Holly by her throat before slamming her towards the handrail, but he maintains hold of her neck as he’s tilting her off the railing! One wrong move and Holly falls from the two story mansion and possibly, to her death! :lupe:
Rich Russillo: You can see that Holly Arrow is trying to fight for her life! But, I think that she’s just concerned about her wellbeing at this point of the match! She can’t tilt back or she falls out, but finding herself still in the grasp of Shane Gates isn’t going to be a pretty sight either!
Persephone: I say fall from the railing and to her death. We need this FPV to be something eventful.
James Peters: They’re all expected to wrestle next week, Seph. :dahell:
Persephone: Does it look like I care?
James Peters: Holly Arrow needs to think of something because things are not looking good for her! It seems like Holly is trying to reach into the pocket of her costume for something that could be of use to her! Wait, what in the hell is in her hands?
Rich Russillo: A coin? :skip:
(Shane Gates looks to be confused at the fact that Holly Arrow is holding up a silver coin. In the Batman comics, Two-Face’s coin has been used in choices of life or death. In a situation where Holly’s choices are letting herself fall off the handrail and to her doom or closer to Shane, which is another doom for her, it’s something that she’s confused on what she should go with. She could always try to fight Shane, the longer that she finds his hand on her neck, the more oxygen that she loses With all of Lizzie’s strength in him, he’s almost on a different level.)
Holly Arrow: (gasping for air) Heads…or….tails?
Shane Gates: :comeagain:
Holly Arrow: (gasping for air) Heads…or…tails?
Shane Gates: What’s the purpose of this? :wtf:
Holly Arrow: (gasping for air) Heads, I throw myself off this… handrail. Tails, I’ll let… you take this.. oxygen from me. So… I am going to ask you again… heads or tails?
Shane Gates: Tails.
(Holly Arrow drops the coin as it seems like it’s almost an enternaty to see where it lands. Both her and Shane Gates are looking at that coin as it slowly begins to stop spinning as it lands on…
…Heads.)
Persephone: IS THIS BITCH INSANE? SHE JUST THREW HERSELF OUT OF THE HANDRAIL! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: I think that Shane Gates can’t believe that Holly Arrow went along with that, but he races down the stairs in hopes that he can get her potentially dead body and throw her into the basement and close the door. Apparently, that is how things are going to be settled here tonight. But, it’s funny, I didn’t hear a thud sound when Holly fell. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Now, that you point it out, I didn’t hear that as well.
(Shane Gates races down the last steps as he finds himself down stairs again. He looks up at the second story, where he had Holly Arrow hanging off from, but he scratches his head because there is no sign of Holly at all.)
Persephone: It’s Voltage. No one dies here. :mjlol:
(From behind, Holly Arrow appears behind Shane Gates with a bust in her possession. She tilts her head to her side with an evil grin on her face as she waits for Shane to turn himself around. Shane slowly turns himself around as –)
James Peters: HOLLY ARROW THROWS THE BUST TO SHANE GATES, BUT SHANE GATES DUCKS THE BUST AS IS LANDS ON THE WALL, SHATTERING IT TO PIECES! SHANE BEGINS TO TACKLE HOLLY TO THE GROUND BEFORE THROWING LEFT AND RIGHTS TO HER FACE! Shane begins to bash her elbows to the face of Holly, who is doing her best to duck them! Shane gets Holly up by her shoulders and throws her against one of the paintings that Holly was looking at before Shane attacked her from behind!
Rich Russillo: Like nothing at all, that painting collapses to the ground as the frame splits apart. SHANE GATES GETS ONE OF THE PIECES OF THE FRAME AND BEGINS TO CHOKE HOLLY WITH IT! SHANE HAS HER PINNED TO THE GROUND AS HE PROCEEDS TO CHOKE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HER! YOU CAN SEE THAT THE COLOR OF HOLLY’S SKIN IS BEGINNING TO TURN PURPLE!
Persephone: Holly just picked Shane where the sun don’t shine as he collapses to his knees! Holly is trying to regain some of the oxygen that Shane took away from her as she is coughing hysterpically before finding her way back to her feet! She gets one of the vertical pieces of that fugly frame and begins to wind up like she’s a baseball player!
James Peters: She swings the the piece of the broken frame as she nails Shane Gates across the left side of his face! The piece completely breaks apart as Holly Arrow throws it to the side as she tries to get Shane up, but —
???: Let’s play, Holly! 😈
Rich Russillo: What the fuck is this shit? IT SEEMS LIKE THAT PAINTING IS ROCKING HOLLY ARROW BACK-AND-FORTH, SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE PAINTING! WHAT KIND OF PARANORMAL SHIT IS THIS?? DURING ALL MY YEARS DOING COMMENTARY, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NO COMMENT ON! WHAT THE IN THE HELL HAS VOLTAGE EVOLVED TOO? IT’S ALMOST LIKE THE WOMAN IN THE PAINTING IS COMING TO LIFE AND SLAMMING HOLLY SO HARD AGAINST THE PAINTING, ALMOST TO THE POINT OF LOSING CONSCIOUS, BUT WHY ISN’T THE DOLL DOING THIS TO SHANE?
Persephone: Maybe, it has a soft spot for that dork?
James Peters: The woman in the painting throws Holly Arrow to Shane Gates, who takes advantage by connecting with a powerful clothesline! Despite wanting nothing to do with the doll, Shane will take advantage of whatever opportunity she gives him! Holly is clutching the back of her neck as Shane hoists her up his shoulder! Where do you think that he’s taking her?!
(The camera pans to the backyard of the haunted house, where there is a giant pumpkin patch, which has completely taken over the backyard. It’s still completely raining as Shane Gates and Holly Arrow are getting completely wet, but Shane knows that this is the spot to end Holly’s chances of winning this match. Shane throws Holly into the mud as Shane gets his hands on a shovel, which must have been used to plant some of the seeds in the backyard.)
Rich Russillo: Shane Gates begins to swing the shovel to Holly Arrow, but Holly rolls out of the way as the shovel hits a pumpkin! Holly is trying to get back to her feet and away from Shane, who begins to race after her! Holly uses one of the steams from the pumpkin to help herself to her feet! Shane begin to run after Holly, who is trying to watch her step. That, plus the rain and mud are making it difficult for her to see where she’s going! Shane swings the shovel at her, but he ends up hitting another pumpkin, splitting it in half! Holly continues to run as Shane looks like a maniac running after her!
Persephone: This bitch trips to the ground. 😂 Holly is trying to get herself to her feet, but it seems like some of the long vine has her tangled to the ground! But, it seems like the vines have made it difficult for her to move around! Shane is catching up to her as he forms a smirk on his face! Could this be the end that we’ve been waiting for in this stupid match?!?!?
Shane Gates: Got nowhere to run or hide now, Holly. It ends here.
(Shane Gates raises the shovel above his head as a huge flash of thunder appears in the background, giving this interaction a dramatic feel to it. Shane swings the shovel towards Holly!)
James Peters: :dahell:
Rich Russillo: THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS MAKING AN APPEARENCE IN THIS MATCH?!?!?!? WHAT IS THIS MATCH!??!
Persephone: THAT’S NOT IT! HE DOESN’T EXIST, YOU DUMBASS! GOD, YOU’RE SO STUPID AT TIMES!
James Peters: OH MY GOD! IT’S…
Rich Russillo: ZERO? FROM THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS??!?!
Persephone: HE’S NOT REAL, RICH!
James Peters: Guys, stop bickering! It’s really…
Rich Russillo: IT’S JOSH THE POM! THAT STUPID DOG COMES FOR HOLLY ARROW IN A CLUTCH AS HE BEGINS TO JUMP ON SHANE GATES, MAULING HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: All of this suspense for that stupid dog!??!?!
James Peters: If it wasn’t for that borking dog, I think that Holly Arrow would have been a goner! Shane Gates finally gets a grasp on Josh before flinging him away from him!
Josh: BORK! BORK! BORK! 😠
Shane Gates: Shut up, you mutt! What kind of dog borks anyway?
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow is trying to get to her feet, BUT SHANE GATES STOPS HER IN HER TRACKS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! THIS KNOCKS HOLLY BACK AS SHE LANDS IN A SEATED POSITION IN ONE OF THE PUMPKINS! SHANE GETS HOLLY BY HER WAIST AS HE CONNECTS WITH A ‘SUFFER AS ONE’ — THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE ONTO THE SKULL OF HOLLY! If this was a standard one-on-one match, it would have been the perfect opportunity to cover her! Shane could have won the match there, but the way to win this match is by throwing Holly into the same basement that Lizzie was thrown in once upon a time!
(Shane Gates begins to place Holly Arrow on his shoulder before walking into the haunted house. Josh begins to run towards Shane, tugging on the bottom of his jeans, but Shane kicks Josh to the side as he begins to walk back inside the haunted house. He walks to the kitchen and to the dining room before walking deep across to a door which leads to the basement. He grabs the key to the basement which was hanging next to the door. He begins to open the door, but without turning it, the door opens. After he’s through with the slight he begins to throw Holly down those stairs. There is zero emotion from this woman as she looks like there’s no fight from her.)
Persephone: Is it safe to say that this match is over? :lupe:
James Peters: WHAT IN THE HELL!?!?
(Shane Gates finds himself being shoved down the basement along with Holly Arrow. He falls down about ten steps before falling next to Holly. Holly slowly finds consciousness as Shane looks to pick himself up from the ground! The two of them try to process what is going on before looking at the top of the staircase.)
Rich Russillo: Holly Arrow and Shane Gates are trying to shove each other as they try to climb up the stairs, but before they get to the last step! The door shuts closed! Holly is trying to open the door, but it’s seal shut!
🎵One, two, Lizzie’s coming for you.
Three, four, lock all the doors.
Five, six, look at all my tricks…🎵
(The lights begin the flicker at the basement as the gas begins to engulf in flames.)
🎵Seven, eight, open the gates….🎵
(The whole basement begins to engulf in flames like they were in the depths of hell. Shane Gates and Holly Arrow cannot believe what is going on as Lizzie has totally taken over this match. Shane Gates begins to slam the door open open, but it’s not budging. Holly races to help Shane with the door, but there’s no luck. The flames begin to intensity and make it’s way up the stairs. This causes for both Elitists to panic and try to break the door open as Holly pulls something out of her pockets.)
Shane Gates: You have a pistol? :wtf:
Holly Arrow: We have no other options left! We I’m going to shoot the door open! Now stand behind, if you want to live!
(Shane Gates doesn’t argue twice as she glocks the pistol back before shooting the door knob open. Holly Arrow manages to open the door as she exits. In weird timing, the flames engulfing completely disappear. Shane follows Holly out the door as…)
Persephone: HOLLY ARROW CONNECTS WITH ‘KIDS SEE GHOSTS’ AS THAT SENDS SHANE GATES BACK DOWN THE BASEMENT! HOLLY SHUTS THE DOOR CLOSED AS SHE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! I THINK THAT’S IT! HOLLY PREVAILS!
(Holly Arrow is completely exhausted as she went through an emotional rollercoaster. She hears some borking as Josh races into her lap. Holly embraces the dog as it begins to lick her face. The mood is fun and wholesome, but Holly looks across to the Lizzie doll that is resting against the wall across from her. Josh sees the look of concern on her face as it begins to growl at the doll.)
Holly Arrow: Still, one more thing we need to do.
(The scene forwards to Lizzie the doll being strapped to a rocket launcher. Holly Arrow checks her aim before shooting the rocket up high with Lizzie being strapped onto it. Then, yellow, orange and white fireworks begin to go off in the nighttime sky. The rain has seemed to calm down a bit, allowing for the beautiful fireworks to shine through. The last shot is of Holly and Josh admiring the fireworks in a nice, wholesome ending — at least, that’s what you think.)
(The camera cuts backstage to Captain Charisma’s office. Captain Charisma is trying to keep his mind on his work, even though he has a lot on his mind with the match later tonight determining his fate for the next month. Seconds later, he rolls his eyes as he hears the door swing open as somebody just let themself in.)
Captain Charisma: You know, it is customary to knock before you let yourself in.
(The camera moves over to show that the person who barged into Captain Charisma’s office was none other than Ryan Wilson. Ryan has a confident grin on his face because he is still proud of himself for defeating Candice Blair earlier in the night.)
Ryan Wilson: Yeah, yeah. I know. But this is of very important matters.
Captain Charisma: Well, since you’re in here anyways, let me say that congratulations are in order. Congratulations on your victory over Candice Blair tonight.
Ryan Wilson: It was a foregone conclusion that I was going to win that match. I told everybody that I was going to beat the hell out of that blonde reject and that’s exactly what I did. But talking about that skank wasn’t the reason why I came in here.
Captain Charisma: What exactly are you in here for?
Ryan Wilson: I wanted to talk to you about my Brand Warfare opportunity that you gave me. I’m ready to cash in on it right now.
(Captain Charisma shakes his head before looking back up at Ryan.)
Captain Charisma: Ryan, this isn’t exactly the best time to bring that up right now. If you couldn’t tell, this is kind of a big night and I have a lot on my plate at the moment. Is there any way that this can wait until the next Voltage.
(Ryan looks a little annoyed that his demand is being blatantly ignored as he shakes his head.)
Ryan Wilson: No, Captain, this actually can not wait until Voltage. Because what if later tonight that Donovan and Justin can’t defeat Minerva and Myles and you end up out of power for the next month? That means that New Eden will run the show and they’ll just turn everything into a giant clusterfuck. Then nobody will be able to cash in on their opportunities and I won’t be able to cash in and this is very import….
(As Ryan was talking, Captain Charisma has been slowly losing whatever temper he had left. It didn’t take long before the stress has finally got to Captain Charisma and he just snaps at Ryan.)
Captain Charisma: ALRIGHT!!!
(Ryan has a small stunned look on his face as Captain Charisma takes a deep breath and tries to calm himself down. As much as he was not amused by the statements that Ryan made, as much as he wants the best to happen, he does know that he has to prepare for the worst.)
Captain Charisma: Look, I really don’t appreciate those comments and I didn’t find them amusing in the slightest. But you do have a point with what you said. I hate to admit it, but you might be right. So, you have the floor, Ryan. What exactly would you like to use your Brand Warfare Opportunity on?
(A smirk comes across the face of Ryan Wilson before he tells Captain Charisma his request.)
Ryan Wilson: I’m glad you had a change of heart. Now I believe what I want is a pretty reasonable request for you. And with the vast power you still have right now, that I think you can grant me my request with relative ease.
Captain Charisma: Would you get on with it today, Ryan? I’m a very busy man and I have a lot of stuff still to do tonight.
Ryan Wilson: Geez, so impatient. Since you insist. What I want is a chance to compete in the Voltage Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption.
(Captain Charisma looks at Ryan like he was going to continue with his request, but he doesn’t.)
Captain Charisma: …and?
Ryan Wilson: And what? I already told you. I want my opportunity to be in the Voltage Chamber match at Road to Redemption.
(Captain Charisma still has a look of confusion on his face because he was expecting Ryan to be much more difficult than what he is currently being right now.)
Captain Charisma: That’s it? Is that really all you want? You want a spot in the chamber at Road to Redemption?
Ryan Wilson: Yes. That’s it. That’s all I want. Why are you so shocked about that?
(Captain Charisma shrugs his shoulders as Ryan rolls his eyes before continuing.)
Ryan Wilson: Don’t answer that, sir. As I told you earlier, I think that this is a pretty reasonable demand for someone like me. If you ask me, I think that I have earned my spot in the chamber and I think that I deserve that opportunity.
Captain Charisma: How exactly would you explain that?
Ryan Wilson: Besides my amazing work as the previous GM of Showdown? Easy. Look at the work I’ve done and the accomplishments I’ve had since Pain for Pride. I beat that balding lardbucket Ronan Malosi, won my first champion in EAW with the New Breed Title, and I brought said title to your brand. Your show. The Voltage Brand.
(Captain Charisma is now listening closely, intrigued with what he is saying.)
Ryan Wilson: Not only that, but as New Breed Champion, I have brought the championship to new levels and brought new eyes onto the New Breed Championship and Voltage as a whole. I also have given numerous up and comers the chance to go from a nobody to a somebody early on in their careers by winning the New Breed Title, like Mary S. Atlas for one example. And I didn’t have to do that. I did that because I told you I was a fighting champion.
Captain Charisma: Yes you did and you were a fighting champion. I will give you that.
Ryan Wilson: You knew what you were doing when you drafted because I know very well that you didn’t draft me to Voltage because I held the New Breed title. You knew how good I was inside the ring. Outside of my glorious New Breed Title reign, I have shown that I am one of the best and one of the most consistent wrestlers that you have on the Voltage roster. I know that you can’t deny that.
Captain Charisma: You are good.
Ryan Wilson: You’re damn right I am. And did you witness what I did to Candice Blair earlier? I kept my promise and threw that silicone whore all around the ring and I beat the dog shit out of her. If that isn’t enough proof, I don’t know what will.
(Captain Charisma looks at Ryan Wilson with a look of amazement on his face. Partially because of Ryan’s accomplishments being impressive. The other part because he’s tired of listening to Ryan inflate his own ego.)
Captain Charisma: Are you finished, Ryan?
Ryan Wilson: I’m done. So what do you say, boss man…for now?
Captain Charisma: Watch it, Wilson. I’m still your boss.
Ryan Wilson: I understand, but let me add one more thing. Remember it was you who said we can use this opportunity on ANYTHING! Right?
(Captain Charisma sighs before continuing.)
Captain Charisma: You got me. You’re right. I did say you could use it on absolutely anything. Now let me ask you one more time. Are you sure this is really what you want to use your opportunity on?
(Ryan nods his head in the affirmative.)
Ryan Wilson: Yes, sir. I am very sure this is exactly what I want.
Captain Charisma: Well if this is exactly what you want, consider your request granted. You want a spot in the Voltage Elimination Chamber, you’ve got it. You’re the first man in Voltage’s Chamber and you have got your chance to become the EAW World Champion at Road to Redemption.
Ryan Wilson: I’m glad you chose to see it my way. Thank you for taking the time to listen to me. I knew you wouldn’t regret listening to me. Whatever your fate is at the end of the night, when Road to Redemption is over you will see me as your new EAW World Champion. Ohh. I love the sound of that already.
Captain Charisma: Thank you, Ryan. Now I must ask you to leave. I’m still in charge and I still have a lot to do.
(Ryan leaves the office with a smile on his face because he was able to get exactly what he wanted. As soon as he hears the door closes, Captain Charisma lets out a deep sigh and puts his head in his hands.)
Captain Charisma: Holy shit. This is going to be a long night.
(Captain Charisma shakes his head and tries to get back to work as best as he can with his fate on the line later tonight as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(Fading back into view, the camera pans around the arena, showing a plethora of halloween-decorated boxes surrounding the ring, all identical to one another, and very much impossible to tell apart from the others with the exception of their placements. The camera then fades to the ring, where we see Bella Braxton stood in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-Branded microphone.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALL! And it is a Trick or Treat match… for the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIIIP! The rules are as follows…
Crowd: :lupe:
Bella Braxton: Surrounding the ring are identical boxes, boxes that contain weapons to be used against your opponent. However, not all of these boxes are to assist you, as a matter of fact, they will halt any progress towards victory; as they contain the ‘trick’ part of the name. Opening a box is a 50/50 gamble, a Trick or Treat. Half of these boxes will cause pain to whoever opens it, yet the other half… they contain a brutal weapon. With the exception of only one; a special box, containing a weapon GUARANTEED to end an opponent. To win, you must score a pinfall or submission against your opponents, and by doing so these weapons are tools at these two Elitists’ disposal…
Crowd: :oh:
(Suddenly, the lights then fade out, before the titantron starts to flash purple. It continues to do so, before a touch of green fades in, and eventually, as does ‘Nothing Helps’ by ONE OK ROCK. Walking out onto the stage in a purple trench coat, and Joker facepaint; Mary S. Atlas appears through the curtains, with Rebecca Blackwell by her side. The crowd cheers for the challenger, as she extends her arms to the side – suddenly, pyro shoots off, all red in the shape of one big Joker smile. Mary then lowers her arms, and begins to walk down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… hailing from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 125 pounds… THE CHALLENGER… MAAAARYYYYYYYYY S…. AAAAAAAAAATLAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
James Peters: AND HERE COMES THE CHALLENGER! An Elitist who has been in EAW for almost a year, now featuring in her first ever Free-Per-View Championship match! Half way through the year, she had some rocky trails, with her former best friend betraying her, but right now she has the opportunity to move on from that ENTIRELY as she is joined by her NEW best friend in a quest to become Specialists Champion… and with her mindset? She could do it.
(Mary S. Atlas slides onto the apron, before extending her arms facing down the hard cam. She removes her jacket, and throws it to the side, before she enters the ring and climbs to the top rope. She once again poses as the crowd continues to cheer, before eventually, her theme song fades out. Once again, the lights switch off, only for a split second though; as they all turn red. ‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits the speakers, as everyone’s attention jumps to the stage. Walking out onto the stage is a silhouette, a silhouette with two horns, and a pitchfork. The once-black graphics now fade to reveal Miku Sakai’s graphics, as her outfit is revealed as a very… suggestive… looking demon.)
Bella Braxton: AND HER OPPONENT! Hailing from Fukui, Japan… weighing in at 110 pounds… SHE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALIIIISTS CHAMPION… MIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUUU SAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!
James Peters: She too has had a rocky few months, however, not in the way you would expect. Other than having to witness her tag team partner’s hair shaved off, it has been relatively up for her; defeating Dr. Bethany Blue to become Specialists Champion. She was living the dream… until Clash of Kingdoms rolled around, and everything changed. Hikari Kanno was injured, and has not been seen since, and right now, she HAS to make up for it. She is confident she will walk out with the title, but as a viewer… that is something she HAS to do…
Rich Russillo: Wait a damn second, is she like… a slutty satan? Ayo.
(Miku Sakai places the pitchfork next to some steel steps, before removing the horns and placing them on the top of the ring post. She walks up the steps, and enters the ring, before unstrapping the Specialists Championship and raising it high in the air, even getting into Mary’s face about it, before the referee separates the two. Her theme song fades out, before she hands her title to the referee, and she backs off into her corner awaiting the bell to ring…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: Oh man, there are so many boxes around this ring, I almost want to open one!
James Peters: Well, I don’t think that would be beneficial for you whatsoever, however, that WOULD be beneficial for one of these two Elitists here in that ring! As we already know, there’s a plethora of weapons surrounding that ring right now, and not only that, but a bunch of things that can halt any progress. Really, it’s a gamble for these two, and as they circle the ring, they know it too – both of them WANT control right now!
Persephone: That bimbo Mary and/or that ho Miku better slide out of the ring instead of trying to brawl right now, because that is NOT what I am trying to see! Yeah, punches hurt, but do you know what hurts even more? A chainsaw to the head! But yeah, I guess punches work.
James Peters: :whoa: Chill. I’m sure they’ll get to that, but right now, they’re brawling for control! Sharing punches in the center of the ring, I can’t tell if it’ll be Mary or Miku who gains the upper hand right now! Mary! Miku! Mary! Miku!
Rich Russillo: Mary goes to punch Miku, however, she blocks it with the scrape to the eyes she calls ‘Feel Thy Wrath’!!! Mary instantly grabs onto her head, covering her eyes due to the pain, and this instantly grants Miku the opportunity to connect with a huge DDT! Mary is planted against the mat, as Miku then gets up to her knees, and exits the ring!
Persephone: OOOH YES! She heard my beckons, and now she’s going out for a weapon! Please be violent, please be violent, none of that Showdown and Dynasty kendo stick crap. 🤞 🤞 🤞 🤞
(Miku Sakai slowly approaches one of many halloween-themed boxes. And places her hand on it, almost too eagerly, and starts to pull the lid up – only for her to hesitate for a moment. She rethinks the rules, and starts to kneel down, before lifting the lid off entirely… luckily, nothing happens.)
James Peters: It’s too early to judge right now, but I don’t think she got the trick option :lupe:!!!! Miku Sakai stands back up and looks inside… and now a smile comes across her face! Miku reaches in to grab whatever is actually inside of that trick-or-treat box!
Rich Russillo: And she has a steel pipe, coated in glass!!! This is already starting off with a bang, but before she can use any of it, look at Mary S. Atlas! She hits the ropes and runs towards Miku, before hitting a suicide dive! She and Miku go straight through that cardboard box, and now Mary starts to hammer down fists!
Persephone: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! We could’ve got brutality, we could have got blood, and instead we got some more punches, and a suicide dive. If only Miku had got that steel pipe up and she had gone head-first into it.
James Peters: But maybe Mary is going to use that thing, as she now grabs the steel pipe by the handle, and gets to her knees! She lifts it up into the air and swings down… But a miss! Miku dodges her head, before punching Mary right in the ear! Mary stumbles away as Miku recovers, but ‘The Most Wanted’ runs straight towards her and swings the pipe in a clotheslining motion… but again, Miku Sakai counters! She punches Mary directly in the ear again, before grabbing the pipe! She swings it at the back of Mary’s head… AND IT CONNECTS!
Rich Russillo: MARY S. ATLAS GETS GROUNDED BY ALEX MYERS’ NUMBER 1 ONLYFANS SUBSCRIPTION, AS THAT BIG METAL PIPE HAD SWUNG DIRECTLY INTO HER HEAD! ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD HAVE BEEN GROUNDED BUT OF COURSE WE FEED OUR ELITISTS THE SPIDERS THAT BIT SPIDER-MAN, AS THE SPONSOR OF OUR SHOW WICKED GAMES IS NONE OTHER THAN SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME! WATCH IN THEATERS DECEMBER 17TH! ANYWAY, BACK TO THE ACTION, AS MIKU SWINGS IT AG MARY’S HEAD AGAIN!
Persephone: FINALLY, BRUTAL VIOLENCE! MARY S. ATLAS IS MOMENTS AWAY FROM HAVING HER HEAD CAVED IN, IN GLORIOUS BLOODY VIOLENCE! GO MIKU!
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI KNEELS DOWN BEHIND MARY AND GRABS HER BY THE HEAD, BEFORE SHE STARTS TO GRIND THAT GLASS ALL OVER HER HEAD! SHE USES EACH INDIVIDUAL SHARD, SLOWLY TRACING IT ACROSS THE CREASES IN HER FOREHEAD, JUST TO DEAL SOME BRUTAL DAMAGE! MIKU THEN TRANSITIONS INTO DRILLING IT, USING THE METAL INSTEAD! SHE’S COMPLETELY BRUTALIZING HER, BEFORE INEVITABLY THROWING HER AWAY, THROWING HER STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Rich Russillo: Mary goes head first right into that steel, as Miku now charges forward! She lifts up the steel pipe, but somehow Mary manages to avoid her swing!
Persephone: That doesn’t matter, he brains almost just spilled out of her head, and they eventually will! She kicks her in the back of the knee, dropping Miku, before she reaches under the ring… and, sigh, great. Some boring old Kendo Stick! I don’t care if it’s a 50/50 guarantee that you either get a weapon or get exploded by a nuclear bomb, that’s a lot more interesting than bamboo! Mary swings the kendo into Miku’s head, before throwing her into the ring! She follows up with the pipe in hand… BEFORE SANDWICHING HER HEAD WITH THEM! INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT MIKU KICKS OUT! There’s a lot more she’ll have to do in order to keep her down, but it’s not like Mary doesn’t know this! She’s instantly up on her feet, and grabbing both the pipe and kendo stick! Mary positions them in the center of the ring, with blood droplets trickling down her head albeit not much! Mary grabs Miku by the hair, before picking her up and placing her under her arm… OH! ‘SLEEPING ARROW’!!! THE BRAINBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE KENDO AND THE GLASS-COVERED METAL PIPE! TRANSITIONING INTO YET ANOTHER COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
T-
James Peters: BUT AGAIN A KICK OUT! Mary is gonna have to do a LOT more than that to put away Miku Sakai, and she knows this! Mary gets back up to her knees and checks on Miku to see if she’s going to recover, and right now she seems stunned. Mary slides out of the ring, the biggest match of her life ahead of her, as she approaches a box! Unlike Miku, Mary isn’t hesitant at all, as she rips the lid right off of the top, and luckily for her, it succeeds! She’s seemingly found a weapon!
Persephone: Sigh that’s a pumpkin. A fucking pumpkin. That’s not anything brutal- I mean, yeah, there’s firecrackers in her… other… hand… FIRECRACKERS IN HER OTHER HAND!?? OH MY GOD WE’RE ABOUT TO WITNESS A BIGGER MURDER THAN WHEN MALCOLM JONES WAS ANNOUNCED AS MYLES’ OPPONENT!!! GRABBING THE LIGHTER WITH HER PINKIE, MARY S. ATLAS SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, AND SHE’S ABOUT TO END MIKU SAKAI’S LIFE!!!
James Peters: MARY S. ATLAS HAS JUST BEEN RECEIVED FIRECRACKERS, AND REGARDLESS OF THE CONTEXT INSIDE OF A WRESTLING RING, THAT’S BAD! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT SHE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO USE THOSE!
Persephone: BUT I HOPE SHE DOES! YES! YES! EXPLODE MIKU, FUCK A TITLE, I WANT MURDER!
Rebecca Blackwell: (off-mic) :ahh: :ahh:
Rich Russillo: SWEET JEBUS, SHE PLACES THE FIRECRACKERS INSIDE OF THE EMPTY JACK-O-LANTERN, BEFORE PLACING IT ON MIKU’S HEAD! LIGHTING THE FIRECRACKERS, SHE TAKES A STEP BACK, ABOUT TO WATCH IT EXPLODE…
HISS!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND THE FIRECRACKERS GO OFF! ONE BY ONE THEY BEGIN TO POP, AS MIKU SAKAI FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND, AND THE PUMPKIN SHATTERS AROUND HER! HOLDING HER OWN EYES SHE ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR, BECAUSE THOSE FIRECRACKERS HAD JUST WENT OFF, AND ARE STILL GOING OFF!
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI IS UNABLE TO SEE, PROBABLY UNABLE TO HEAR, AND MAYBE UNABLE TO FEEL HER FACE; A PLETHORA OF FIRECRACKERS JUST EXPLODED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE! MARY S. ATLAS IS CONVINCED HER TITLE BELONGS TO HER, AS SHE SLIDES DOWN, AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
James Peters: BUT MIKU SAKAI KICKS THE LEGS, ROLLING ONTO HER STOMACH! Miku Sakai just, somehow, escaped that damage right to the face, and that’s what a champion does! I’m not sure what it could be, but there needs to be a lot more to keep her down!
Rich Russillo: It may take a lot to win this match, but that’s what Mary is prepared to do, it seems! She crawls back over to the center of the ring with the camera angle being something that Gavin Kirkland would cream himself over, as she reaches to the jack-o-lantern that now has an extra hole in it! Mary is looking to do more damage with that, even if it’s hollowed out, a pumpkin hurts pretty badly! I heard Jake tried to make pumpkin soup and accidentally broke his foot on it! That’s the damage one can do!
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas places the pumpkin back on Miku’s head, and even though there’s no firecrackers, she’s looking to do some extra damage using the world’s spookiest vegetable, as she then hooks the arms and places her in the Butterfly Position, perhaps going for ‘Most Wanted DDT’!! But Miku arm traps, and spins out…
HEADBUTT!!!!!
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI CRACKS MARY RIGHT OVER THE HEAD WITH A HEADBUTT, THE PUMPKIN PROTECTING HER WHEREAS IT DOES DAMAGE TO MARY! MARY DROPS RIGHT ONTO HER ASS, AS MIKU FALLS TO HER KNEES! SHE FALLS OVER, AND PUSHES MARY! MIKU SAKAI COVERS HER!
Rebecca Blackwell: (off-mic) KICK OUT, MARY!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
James Peters: BUT A KICK OUT! Mary S. Atlas powers out of it, that headbutt must have hurt though! As for Miku, I still don’t think she can see! She rolls away, but is heavily blinking, and as she crawls away on her knees she tries to get away from the action for just a moment! Miku slides over the top rope, before moving past the boxes- HEY!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Give me that water, bitch!
James Peters: :mjcry:
(Miku Sakai pours a bit of water from James’ unopened bottle over her eyes. Allowing the water to get rid of any ash and blurriness, she then slides back into the ring.)
James Peters: My bottled water, Miku– my bottled water.
(James sounds depressed. He can no longer drink.)
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai slides back into the ring, still holding the water bottle, before she grabs Mary S. Atlas by her hair!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Think you’re shit, you dumb cunt?
Rich Russillo: Oh no! All of that effort washed away! Miku Sakai pours the water all over Mary’s face, trying to wash away the Joker facepaint! Some artist spent a very long time making that, you prick! I’m hurt.
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) You fucking aren’t.
Rich Russillo: And now to disrespect her even more, she starts to pour some water on her chest! That’s certainly going to be revealing to some people in the audience, and it certainly won’t be something Mary wants!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Eat shit!
Rich Russillo: And she then throws the remainder of the bottle at Mary!!
Mary S. Atlas: https://c.tenor.com/NmmWv6RoY_IAAAAC/kalisto-wwe.gif
James Peters: Well that was certainly a waste! But I guess, anything goes, as Miku now grabs Mary by the hair and lifts her up onto her feet… She then hooks the arms, and raises her off the ground… FOR ‘STARFALL’!!! THE VERTEBREAKER RIGHT ONTO MARY’S HEAD, SHE GOES RIGHT INTO THE COVER, THIS COULD BE ALL IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THR-
James Peters: MARY S. ATLAS RAISES THE SHOULDER! She was dropped right onto her head, but she keeps going! I’m sure that’d finish lesser, but she was able to escape! The resilience on show! Mary rolls away to the ropes, as Miku slowly sits up! Mary drops out to the mat, escaping from the ring!
Rich Russillo: Of course, it was an accident, but she still somewhat saved herself by rolling out! At least, momentarily, as I have no doubt that Miku Sakai will eventually follow through! But right now I feel like she’s now trying to recover, seeing as she had to act fast instead of doing so earlier! I’m not sure if this will be great for her, but just like me, she probably has a plan. Right Persephone?
Persephone: Don’t talk to me you receding hairline motherf-
Rich Russillo: :picard:
James Peters: Mary S. Atlas starts to get back up to her knees, but she’s almost instantly met by Miku Sakai! She slides around, and grabs Mary, before slamming her right into the apron! Miku looks to end her here, as she now heads over to a box to pick up a weapon!
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai, without hesitation rips off the box lid, and perhaps she got lucky again as there’s nothing here to stop her from making any good progress! Miku Sakai reaches inside, and pulls out… OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK, NONONONONO PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX! THAT CERTAINLY ISN’T A TREAT, BECAUSE THAT’S A FUCKING SCORPION PINCHED IN BETWEEN HER FINGERS!
James Peters: JESUS, THAT PALM-SIZED SCORPION IS IN HER HAND, AND I CAN ONLY PRESUME THAT BOX IS FULL OF THEM! MIKU DROPS THE SCORPION ONTO THE GROUND, AS MARY LOOKS TO ATTACK- YET SHE SEES IT TOO, AND JUMPS BACK!
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) THE HELL???
James Peters: MARY IS JUST AS SHOCKED AS MIKU IS, AND THEY BOTH STARE AT EACH OTHER… BEFORE THEY BOTH STOMP ON THE SCORPION AT THE SAME TIME! IT’S DEAD, IT’S DEAD!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) :whew:
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) :whew:
James Peters: THE TWO OF THEM GET RID OF THE SCORPION, BEFORE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER IN THE EYE, AND SMILING… BEFORE MIKU SAKAI KNOCKS MARY S. ATLAS OUT WITH THE ‘NIGHT NIGHT’!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! MARY IS DOWN AND OUT!
Rich Russillo: I am NOT getting over that scorpion, and I am so glad that Miku isn’t going straight for the cover, and is instead placing the lid of the box right back over! That could have been a disaster in the making, but luckily these two murdered that poor creature! Miku Sakai moves over to a different box… before saying fuck that, and she heads underneath the ring! She grabs a chair, and throws it into the ring!
James Peters: Miku Sakai grabs Mary from the ground, and throws her underneath the ropes! She had the choice to pick out a brutal weapon, but instead, she got a chair, and now she’s going to use it to her advantage! Miku places the chair on Mary’s chest, before quickly climbing up the ropes! Miku Sakai goes for a diving Somersault Senton… BUT MARY MOVES! MIKU GOES BACK FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR, ARCHING HER BACK AS SHE STARTS TO GET BACK UP… CRACK! MARY THROWS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HER FACE, BEFORE CHARGING IN… ‘WELCOME TO MARYLAND’!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! SHE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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James Peters: SHE…
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James Peters: HAS…
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: DONE IT!!!
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Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI POPS THE SHOULDER RIGHT OFF THE MAT!!!
Crowd: :damn:!!!
Rich Russillo: Mary S. Atlas expected that to be it! She thought it was over! She thought she was champion, and as she rolls away she holds her hair back in shock!
(Mary S. Atlas plants her head into the mat, still in disbelief that she is not the champion. However, it does not last for long, as she slowly rolls straight out of the ring.)
Rich Russillo: Sat on the apron, Mary looks across at those boxes, with an idea in mind! She wants one of those weapons to end it, and she probably is going to take one! Holding her jaw, Mary stumbles across the ground on the outside and approaches a box, before hesitance finally sets in for this Elitist! She slowly lifts off the lid, before reaching inside-
SNAP!
Rich Russillo: Oh God… What… is that a mouse trap? But… how is her hand bleeding… OH JESUS! THERE’S BARBED WIRE ON THAT MOUSE TRAP!
James Peters: AS SHE YELPS IN PAIN, MARY REALIZES SHE HAD OPENED ONE OF THE BAD BOXES! SHE HAS TO SHAKE HER HAND JUST TO GET IT OFF, BUT IT LEAVES A MARK, AS BLOOD STARTS TO POUR EVERYWHERE! MARY S. ATLAS IS IN A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW, BUT FOR SOME REASON SHE DECIDES TO STICK WITH THAT BOX! SOMETHING ABOUT IT INTRIGUES HER, AND AS SHE DRAGS IT CLOSER TO THE APRON, I CAN ONLY ASSUME WHY!
Persephone: MURDER! DEATH! ONE OF THESE TWO ELITISTS ARE GOING TO DIE! THAT’S WHAT!
Rich Russillo: PERHAPS A METAPHORICAL VERSION OF THAT SCENARIO MAY HAPPEN AFTER ALL! MARY ENTERS THE RING ONCE MORE, BEFORE MOVING BACK OVER TO THE CHAMPION; GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR! SHE’S ABOUT TO UNLEASH HER INNER PSYCHO, AS SHE THROWS MIKU OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND FOLLOWS CLOSELY BEHIND! MARY S. ATLAS KICKS HER IN THE GUT, AND HOLDS HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB-
James Peters: BUT MIKU SAKAI STARTS TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! PUNCH, AFTER PUNCH, AFTER PUNCH RIGHT TO THE HEAD, WHICH ALLOWS HER TO SLIP OUT OF IT WITH EASE! MIKU SAKAI CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER PUNCH TO THE HEAD, FOLLOWED BY A CHOP, AND THEN AN ELBOW! MIKU KICKS HER IN THE GUT AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB HERSELF!
Rich Russillo: BUT MARY SPINS OUT OF IT! MARY THEN LEAPS FOR ANOTHER DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER, BUT SHE’S CAUGHT MID-AIR BY A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE! MARY DROPS TO HER KNEES, BEFORE MIKU GRABS HER BY THE THROAT… AND GOES FOR THE ASAI DDT-
James Peters: CAUGHT! MARY CATCHES HER ON HER SHOULDER, AND TWISTS HER OWN BODY AROUND… BEFORE LEAPING OFF, AND TRANSITIONING INTO A ‘CUTTER CULTURE’ CUTTER RIGHT OFF THE APRON… INTO THOSE BARBED WIRE MOUSE TRAPS! MIKU IS BEING CUT
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
James Peters: MARY S. ATLAS WITH THE CUTTER CULTURE RIGHT OFF THE APRON SENDS MIKU SAKAI RIGHT INTO THAT BOX FULL OF OF BARBED WIRE MOUSE TRAPS, WHILST CRUSHING THE REST OF THE BOX IN THE PROCESS! MIKU SAKAI CANNOT FEASIBLY MOVE RIGHT NOW WITHOUT DOING MORE DAMAGE TO HER BODY, AND WHILST MARY RECOVERS FROM THAT FALL ONTO THE BARELY-PROTECTED GROUND, I DON’T THINK MIKU CAN EVEN RECOVER WHATSOEVER!
Persephone: :damn::damn::damn:!!! I WISH REX WAS HERE TO SEE THIS, WE’D BE FEASTING ON POPCORN, AND MAYBE FEASTING ON EACH OTHER’S FAC-
James Peters: :whoa: :whoa: :whoa:!!!
Rich Russillo: MARY S. ATLAS USES THE APRON TO PULL HERSELF TO HER FEET, AND DESPITE THE IMPACT SHE JUST TOOK, SHE FINDS THE STRENGTH TO LIFT MIKU OFF HER FEET – THE MOUSE TRAPS UNSNAPPING FROM HER BLOOD-COVERED BODY – BEFORE THROWING HER BACK INSIDE! IT SEEMS MARY HURT THE SIDE OF HER TORSO WITH THAT FALL, BUT IT MAY NOT MATTER, AS SHE COULD CALL HERSELF CHAMPION HERE! SHE PLACES AN ARM OVER MIKU!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: BUT MIKU KICKS OUT!!!!!
Rebecca Blackwell: (off-mic) FUCK!
James Peters: REBECCA BLACKWELL WAS HALF WAY INTO THE RING! SHE THOUGHT MARY HAD JUST WON, AND SHE WAS LOOKING TO CELEBRATE, BUT MIKU KICKED OUT, AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM CAN BELIEVE IT! MARY ROLLS OVER TO REBECCA, AND THE TWO BEGIN TO STARE AT EACH OTHER WITH WIDE EYES! REBECCA SHOCKED, MARY DISAPPOINTED… THEY BOTH THOUGHT IT WAS IT!
Rich Russillo: I mean, that COULD have been it! That’s the thing, they weren’t misguided, it’s just Miku was able to escape!
Rebecca Blackwell: (off-mic) Mary… do the thing! What we planned!
Mary S. Atlas: (off-mic) You mean…? Gotcha…
Rich Russillo: What… what DOES she mean? Mary S. Atlas uses the turnbuckles to pull herself back up, placing her back against them, as she stomps her right foot… she’s waiting for Miku to get back up to her knees, which she is almost done, before charging in…
James Peters: MARY S. ATLAS STEPS ONTO MIKU’S KNEE, BEFORE LIFTING HER LEG UP… ‘SCORPIO RISING’!!! THE AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF MIKU’S NECK, THAT’S REBECCA BLACKWELL’S FINISHING MOVE!
Rich Russillo: BUT MIKU SAKAI IS QUICKLY ABLE TO MOVE HER HEAD BACK DESPITE ALL OF THE PAIN, AND MARY’S LEG MEETS THE GROUND! MARY IS SHOCKED THAT IT DOESN’T WORK, AS MIKU THEN HOOKS HER HEAD… AND DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!! ‘ALLELUIA’!!! THAT’S HIKARI KANNO’S FINISHING MANEUVER, DELIVERED RIGHT ONTO MARY S. ATLAS! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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James Peters: REBECCA BLACKWELL PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!
Crowd: :blessed:????
James Peters: WELL… IS THAT CHEATING? THERE’S NO RULES AFTER ALL… BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT DOESN’T MATTER TO EITHER ONE OF THEM ANYWAY! REGARDLESS, THIS MATCH CONTINUES, AND MIKU SAKAI SEEMS PISSED OFF ABOUT THAT! SHE HAD PRACTICALLY WON RIGHT THERE, BUT REBECCA BLACKWELL HAD DIFFERENT IDEAS, SHE SAVES THIS MATCHUP FOR HER OPPONENT!
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) :comeagain:
Rebecca Blackwell: (off-mic) :yeshrug:
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Do I need to rip you a new one again, you cunt?
James Peters: Oh no :lupe: Miku Sakai rolls out!
Rich Russillo: This isn’t going to end well for either of them! Miku Sakai gets up in her face, despite her injuries, whereas Rebecca stands her ground! She refuses to back down… BEFORE GOING FOR THAT BULLHAMMER ELBOW RIGHT TO MIKU’S HEAD- NO! MIKU DUCKS! SUPERKICK TO REBECCA BLACKWELL’S JAW! REBECCA BLACKWELL DROPS STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND, AND NOW MIKU GOES FOR THE REFEREE! SHE THROWS HIM BACK IN THE RING, OBVIOUSLY WANTING THE VICTORY!
James Peters: BUT BEFORE THEN, SHE’S QUITE OBVIOUSLY NOT FINISHED WITH REBECCA! MIKU SAKAI STUMBLES BACK OVER TO HER, BEFORE LAYING IN SOME KICKS RIGHT TO THE STOMACH – QUITE LITERALLY KICKING HER WHILST SHE’S DOWN! MIKU IS RELENTLESS, SHE KNOWS SHE’D HAVE WON IF IT WASN’T FOR REBECCA, AND NOW SHE’S TAKING IT OUT ON HER!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI THEN BENDS DOWN AND GRABS REBECCA BY THE HAIR, BEFORE PULLING HER OVER INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! SHE HOOKS HER ARMS AROUND HER WAIST, LOOKING TO LIFT HER UP, AND BY THE LOOK OF IT, SHE’S GOING STRAIGHT INTO THE SCORPION BOX!
James Peters: MIKU QUICKLY ADJUSTS HER POSITION, BEFORE LOOKING TO LIFT REBECCA BLACKWELL HIGH INTO THE AIR! THIS COULD BE VERY DEVASTATING IF THIS HAPPENS, AND THERE’S NO TELLING WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO REBECCA BLACKWELL IN THE PROCESS! WORSE YET, MARY ISN’T HERE TO COME AND HELP HER! MIKU SAKAI WRAPS HER ARMS TIGHT, BEFORE LIFTING UP REBECCA-
Rich Russillo: SUICIDE DIVE FROM MARY! YOU SPOKE TOO SOON, SHE USES THE LAST OF HER ENERGY TO DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKE OUT MIKU! ALL THREE OF THEM CRASH AGAINST THE GROUND, AS MARY IMMEDIATELY HOLDS ONTO HER TORSO! MARY JUST SAVED HER BEST FRIEND, AND SHE’S GOING TO CONTINUE RIDING THAT HIGH AS SHE SLOWLY GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET! USING THE APRON TO PUSH HERSELF UP, MARY STARTS TO RECOVER!
James Peters: NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SHE HEADS BACK OVER TO A BOX, SOMETHING THAT COULD BE INCREDIBLY USEFUL RIGHT NOW AS SHE HAS BEEN MOMENTS AWAY FROM VICTORY MULTIPLE TIMES! MARY HOLDS ONTO THE RIM OF THE HALLOWEEN DECORATED BOX, AND SHE’S CONFIDENT THAT A WEAPON IS INSIDE! SHE’S CONFIDENT THAT SHE’S GOING TO GET SOMETHING USEFUL, AS SHE OPENS IT UP!
BANG!
James Peters: OH FUCK! IT WASN’T A WEAPON AT ALL, AS A BLINDING FLASH IS SHOT STRAIGHT INTO HER DAMN FACE! DID SOMEONE PUT FLASHBANGS IN THERE OR SOMETHING? OF COURSE, I’M KIDDING, BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO RIDE A HUGE HIGH IN GETTING CONTROL, BUT THAT’S THE NATURE OF THE 50/50 GUARANTEE! IT’S A GAMBLE, AND SHE OPENED UP THE WRONG BOX! MARY DROPS STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND, AS MIKU LOOKS UP WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE! MIKU SAKAI HAS JUST SPOTTED AN OPPORTUNITY, AND IT’S ONE SHE’S GOING TO TAKE!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI PUSHES HERSELF OFF HER FEET, AND STUMBLES OVER TO A BOX! AFTER WE’VE JUST SEEN A BUNCH OF ‘TRICK’ BOXES, I HIGHLY DOUBT THIS WILL BE ANYTHING BUT A TREAT! MIKU SAKAI REACHES INSIDE, AND GRABS ONTO WHAT THERE IS… AND SHE PULLS OUT… A SKELETON’S ARM… AND FLAMMABLE GAS??? THIS CAN NOT BE GOOD! NOT AT ALL!
Persephone: :ahh: THIS MATCH HAS NOT DISAPPOINTED, THE AMOUNT OF BRUTALITY IS GREAT! MIKU GRABS MARY BY THE THROAT, CHOKING HER WITH THE SKELETON ARM, BEFORE THROWING HER STRAIGHT BACK INSIDE OF THE RING, BEFORE FOLLOWING IN HERSELF! MIKU THEN BEGINS TO DRENCH THE ARM IN THE GASOLINE, MAKING SURE THAT THERE’S NO BLIND SPOTS!
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI IS MAKING SURE THAT IT WILL HURT WHEN SHE SWINGS IT AT MARY, AND THE BEST WAY SHE CAN DO THAT IS BY DRENCHING IT IN FLAMES! MIKU DROPS THE GAS, BEFORE KNEELING DOWN TO PICK UP THE LIGHTER THAT WAS USED EARLIER ON! HERE WE GO! SHE LIGHTS IT ABLAZE… JESUS! THAT MUST BE HOT, THERE’S NO WAY IT’S NOT! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, MARY S. ATLAS ISN’T READY FOR IT! AS SHE SLOWLY STARTS TO GET TO HER KNEES, SHE’S ONLY WAITING A BRUTAL OUTCOME… BAM! MIKU SWINGS THE FLAMING SKELETON ARM AT HER HEAD, AND THE RINGSIDE CREW IMMEDIATELY EXTINGUISH IT AFTER IT IS DROPPED! MIKU INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Rich Russillo: MARY S. ATLAS IS BARELY ABLE TO GET HER SHOULDER OFF THE GROUND, BY MERE INCHES! ON INSTINCT SHE ESCAPES THE PINFALL, ON INSTINCT SHE KEEPS GOING – BUT THERE’S NO WAY SHE’S NOT UNCONSCIOUS! MAYBE JAKE MERCER IS RIGHT, CAPTAIN AMERICA TOOK A TRIP TO EAW’S CATERING AND DROPPED IN SOME SUPER SOLDIER SERUM! THESE TWO ARE RESILIENT!!!
Crowd: :damn::damn:
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Why… are you… so fucking… persistent? Stay down!
James Peters: Miku Sakai does NOT look happy right now! She crawls back over to the corner, and she grabs the chair! She uses the chair to pull herself back up, before she stumbles over to Mary, and sets it up right next to her; putting it in a seated position! The thing is, I do NOT think she’s going to be taking a seat! Miku grabs Mary’s head, and places it inside of the chair, and takes a few steps back! Oh lord, this is how Mary lost at Bloodsport! … MIKU CHARGES-
Rich Russillo: DISCUS ELBOW RIGHT TO MIKU’S HEAD! MARY S. ATLAS GAVE THE LAST OF HER EFFORT, AS THEY BOTH COLLAPSE! MARY ONTO THE MAT, AND MIKU STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO THE OUTSIDE! THAT WAS THE LAST BIT OF EFFORT SHE HAD INSIDE OF HER, AS SHE IS NO LONGER MOVING!
James Peters: And neither is Miku! Both of them are down! Neither showing signs of life, and I think it will come down to who recovers first! Whoever wins, is whoever gets to their feet first!
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai’s arm is ever so slightly moving, as it reaches towards the apron, but as is Mary’s, with it going towards the ropes! The difference being, Mary is more than likely going to get up first! She has more to grab onto, more leverage to use, and this is only proven true as she grabs onto the second rope… then the top one! Mary is on her feet, even if she’s extremely stunned, whereas Miku has yet to even get back to her knees! If Mary exits the ring and takes control, this is over for Miku, it really is!
James Peters: I can’t help but disagree, these two have beat the life out of each other with the most brutal of weapons, and somehow they’re still going! This bloody warfare has been nothing short of eye opening for Mary, and cementing for Miku, and whoever comes out on top here will truly be solidified as the top women’s wrestler in the Specialists Division! As a true champion! Mary S. Atlas exits out onto the apron, looking to make sure that it’s HER name next to that title’s history, as she goes down to Miku Sakai’s level-
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: BUT MIKU USES A KENDO STICK RIGHT ON HER HEAD! MARY TUMBLES DOWN TO THE MAT, LANDING ON HER KNEES, AS MIKU GRABS HER BY THE HAIR!
(Miku Sakai drags Mary S. Atlas over to some boxes, holding her face right up against it.)
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Let’s figure out which one will hurt you first!
Rich Russillo: MIKU SAKAI GRABS ONTO THE LID OF THE BOX, AND OPENS IT UP… but nothing happens! She shrugs it off, and drags Mary over to the next box – opening up reveals… nothing, once more! There’s no tricks in either of those two!
James Peters: And now Miku Sakai walks over to a third one, opening the lid up… yet again, nothing happens. She’s blatantly trying to find one of the faulty boxes, in order to do damage to her opponent! Miku drags Mary over to a fourth, placing her hand on the rim of the box…
Rich Russillo: HAHAHAHA… WHAT THE FUCK??? A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO A SPRING JUST PUNCHED MARY S. ATLAS SQUARE IN THE JAW! IMAGINE IF SOMEONE HAD TRIED TO OPEN THAT UP WITHOUT THE INTENT TO HURT SOMEONE ELSE! IMAGINE THEY GENUINELY GOT PUNCHED BY THAT!
James Peters: WELL THAT DOESN’T MATTER NOW, AS MARY S. ATLAS GETS COMPLETELY GROUNDED ONCE MORE! MIKU SAKAI CAN’T HELP BUT FIND THIS AMUSING EITHER, EVEN IF IT WAS HER OWN DOING THAT DID THIS! MIKU SAKAI BENDS DOWN, AND GRABS MARY, BEFORE THROWING HER STRAIGHT INTO THE RING! BUT MIKU STAYS ON THE OUTSIDE TO DO HER OWN THING! MIKU STUMBLES AROUND, TO FIND ANOTHER BOX, BEFORE SHE PLACES HER HAND ON TOP OF IT! MIKU IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO END THE MATCH, AS SHE OPENS UP THE BOX…
(As Miku Sakai opens it up, a gold light emits from inside…)
Rich Russillo: Wait a second… HAS SHE? SHE FOUND THE SPECIAL BOX! THE BOX THAT WAS ADMITTED TO HAVE A WEAPON THAT IS GUARANTEED TO END THE MATCH, BUT IT WAS HIDDEN IN A RANDOM SPOT NOT LIKELY TO BE FOUND; AND THAT’S CORRECT! IT WAS SITTING RIGHT BESIDE ME, AND NO ONE WANTS TO COME BESIDE ME! …sadly…
James Peters: BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT’S INSIDE OF THAT BOX! WE WERE PROMISED SOMETHING MATCH ENDING, AND IF THE REST OF THOSE WEAPONS COULDN’T DO IT, I’M SCARED FOR WHAT THIS IS GOING TO BE!
(Miku Sakai reaches inside, grabbing onto an object. She pulls her hand out, as it slowly reveals to be the handle of a baseball bat… yet that isn’t all. Barbed wire soon becomes visible, yet if that wasn’t enough, a scythe hook is seen stabbed through the wood…)
James Peters: Oh my God… At first, it was looking like a normal baseball bat, but as time progressed, I know damn well that isn’t the case! What I’m looking at right now is sure as shit going to end the match, and I don’t even know how that became a thing!
Persephone: I don’t care who, or what it happens to, I NEED to see what that thing does! Miku Sakai raises it right next to her face, as a sadistic grin comes onto her face, and honestly, that’s such a mood! She’s as curious as I am, and I’m sure she’s as curious as the rest of you are! We all want to see that used, and we all want to see it draw blood! So quite frankly, I think she should turn around, and do exactly that; draw blood!
Rich Russillo: Miku Sakai does what Persephone just said, and turns around! She slides in underneath the bottom rope, as she starts to slowly approach her opponent! Mary S. Atlas has been blindsided, and I’m not sure if she’ll be able to see this one coming! She crawls to Miku’s knees, as Miku holds that killing blow high above her head, staring down at her challenger soon-to-be victim… BEFORE SHE SWINGS IT DOWN RIGHT INTO HER HEAD-
James Peters: BUT MARY S. ATLAS GRABS ONTO MIKU’S WRISTS! SHE TRIES TO HOLD HER BACK, TRIES TO PUSH HER BACK, AS SHE REFUSES TO GET HIT BY THAT WEAPON, AND WHY WOULDN’T YOU! NO MATTER WHAT, OR WHERE IT HITS, IT’S GOING TO BE BRUTAL! NO MATTER WHAT SIDE OF IT CONNECTS, IT’S GOING TO BE LIGHTS OUT, AND IN THE SPLIT SECOND WINDOW THAT MARY S. ATLAS HAD TO DISCOVER THAT, SHE LEARNED THAT FACT PRETTY WELL, AND IS NOW TRYING HER ABSOLUTE HARDEST TO BLOCK IT!
Persephone: YEAH, AND SHE BETTER STOP! SHE BETTER STOP RESISTING, BECAUSE I NEED TO SEE THAT MOVE GET USED! THEIR STUPID TUG OF WAR NEEDS TO COME TO AN END, AS THE TWO FIGHT OVER WHAT COULD BE THE MOST DANGEROUS WEAPON WE’VE SEEN IN A WHILE-
James Peters: YET, HANG ON! MIKU SAKAI PULLS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL SCYTHE BACK, BEFORE SWINGING IT AT MARY’S LEG! SHE SLICES IT OPEN, AS BLOOD STARTS TO GUSH OUT OF IT, AND NOW MARY DROPS TO HER KNEES! MIKU GRABS HER BY THE HAIR, AND PLACES HER THROUGH THE CHAIR, BEFORE SHE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK! NO! NO! NO!
SLICE!
James Peters: MIKU SAKAI SWINGS THE BASEBALL SCYTHE RIGHT AT MARY’S HEAD, AND SHE BUSTS HER SCALP WIDE OPEN, WHEREAS SHE FALLS RIGHT ONTO HER SIDE! THE SHARPNESS ON THE EDGE OF IT CUT HER OPEN INSTANTLY, AND MIKU KNOWS THIS! SHE QUICKLY DROPS THE WEAPON, BEFORE SLIDING INTO THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… MIIIIIKUUUUUUUU SAAAKAAAAAAAAAI!!!
(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits the speakers as the entire EAW audience begins to boo at the result. Miku Sakai, however, smiles sadistically; laying on top of Mary S. Atlas, with her arms spread to the side. Blood pours down Mary’s face, due to the scythe slicing it open, giving her a crimson mask within seconds; making the blood on Miku Sakai’s face look like nothing, despite it being anything BUT nothing. Miku stands up to her feet, as the referee hands her the Specialists Championship, and as she bends down to grab the Barbed Wire Baseball Scythe, she celebrates.)
Persephone: OH. EM. GEE! We REALLY got to see that weapon used? Blood splattered all over the mat, trickling down Mary’s face? It’s almost a dream come true! I was actually expecting this to be one of the more tamer matches on the card, but this ended up being literal hell for everyone involved, and I completely support that! I am HAPPY about that! There’s nothing that could change my mind, and that is my final stance on it. Miku Sakai has just shot up my record books for having the balls to do that, and she DESERVES to be champ!
James Peters: I am, quite frankly, speechless! These two Elitists tore each other from limb to limb, not allowing the other to get one step ahead, until that Barbed Wire Scythe was too much to handle, and Miku Sakai picked up the victory! Towards the end, that was too unpredictable, and despite both of these ladies coming in with confidence, only ones leaves as champion. However, I don’t think we should take away from what Mary gave out; she was edging Miku Sakai on almost every step of the way, and if it wasn’t for that special box, maybe we’d have seen a new champion…
Rich Russillo: BUT, that didn’t happen did it? I was so special to have my own box, and it just so happened to contain the killing blow to this match! And because of that. Miku Sakai was able to retain her championship, with that being the second MaryBecca member she has defeated! Tough luck for the challenger, perhaps she’ll get her next time, but for now, Miku Sakai is the top female Elitist in the Specialists Division, and if she plays her cards right, perhaps in Elite Answers Wrestling ENTIRELY! It’s a huge IF, but IF she does… that is a threat to behold…
(Miku Sakai celebrates on the top rope, holding up her championship, and holding up the weapon she had just used to win the match. The entire crowd rain down boos and thumbs down, however, Miku does not have a care in the world. She is overjoyed that she remains champion, and she most certainly enjoys the fact that she had to go to those levels to do so. Surely the simps will be getting a very good gift later tonight, as Miku’s bloodlusted mood has left her victory feeling so sweet. EAW: Wicked Games then fades out to commercial.)
(No commercial plays. “Aw shucks, forgot to hit record!” a mysterious man says.)
(As the live Wicked Games broadcast continues on, the scene heads backstage where the cameras pick up with EAW World Champion Drake King as he paces back and forth, looking rightfully pissed off. He and Ms. Extreme had won in the Tag Team Turmoil finals, and appeared set to face off against the Unified Tag Team Champions – but Chris Elite changed all of that when he put his Gawd Contract to use to have the match restarted, and Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke did nothing to help the situation that ultimately set up Drake and Ms. Extreme to lose. Wringing his hands, shaking his head, grumbling under his breath as he fumes about the result of the match – Drake is absolutely furious!)
Drake King: This is just a mess. This is just- just an absolute mess that could’ve been avoided if New Eden had control over everything like we should. Stuff like that awful Gawd Contract is just another prime example of why we should’ve been the ones calling the shots on Voltage, because otherwise, we get absolute garbage like what happened out there in my match tonight. I mean, that was nothing more on Chris Elite’s part than to show how desperate he is for the slightest bit of the spotlight – no one’s taken him seriously since about 2018 and he knows that it’s no one’s fault but his own. It’s sad, it’s pathetic, it reeks of his miserably fading career needing some kind of validation – it’s disgusting is what it is.
(The view widens just a bit further to show Minerva and Myles standing to the side, watching Drake, and they’re clearly letting him vent. They look just as frustrated with the situation, more so with the fact that Chris was able to get away with what he did in the first place and considering that they’re well aware that they missed out on the chance to be in a position to control and prevent something like that, it certainly doesn’t help matters at all.)
Drake King: I tried talking to Camille afterward but now she’s not speaking to me; it’s ridiculous. It’s not like it was my fault. Donovan and Justin had no business being out there, they ruined everything and I just- stuff like this cannot be allowed to happen again. The two of them have to pay for what they did – the whole thing was unnecessary in the first place, but they kept me from standing in the way of sorry Elitists like Chris Elite and Jake Smith and their way of thinking that they should be allowed to succeed just for existing. No, I don’t just want Justin and Donovan to pay or to watch the two of you just beat them – I want them to see them absolutely suffer. I don’t care how you do it but they deserve every last bit of torment you two could possibly put them through – and that means the two of you absolutely CAN’T fail. Myles, Minerva – you two can’t screw this up for New Eden tonight.
(While Myles gives an understanding nod, Minerva leans off the stack of production crates she was up against and comes away with her arms crossed.)
Minerva: What happened to you tonight was screwy and everyone knows that as well; no one’s going to let Chris Elite or that fucking Smurf run around parading like they initially won in the first place. But when have we ever really failed, Drake? What happened at Territorial Invasion wasn’t our fault – there was an agenda against all three of us and you know that as well as I do, and so does everyone else no matter how much they want to try to sweep that under the rug.
Drake King: Well, I did have the match won but it’s just that no one was looking out for me. No one had my back.
(Myles looks taken aback, and truthfully, a bit disrespected. He knows Drake is frustrated with everything that’s happened at Territorial Invasion and now tonight here at Wicked Games, but he isn’t going to sit back and just let something like that go unchecked.)
Myles: You think no one had your back?
Drake King: Dynasty just swarmed me and stole the win that could’ve – and should’ve – been ours to end the night. I had LC right where I wanted him and we were set to win, but you two were nowhere to be found.
Myles: If that’s what you think, then I’d love to know what more you seem to know could’ve been done when Impact and Theron took us out? It’s not like we didn’t make the attempt to get back into the fight and we damn sure tried to get into the ring, but the two of them caught us by surprise and SOSA and Andre showing up didn’t help at all. What were we supposed to do in a situation like that?
(Drake looks away from Minerva and Myles as they watch him expectantly, wanting an answer, and now that he’s got the time to try to explain himself, Drake takes the moment to compose himself. He takes a breath, looking to the ground and then back up to his New Eden teammates.)
Drake King: No, you’re right, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t just be saying things like that and not even thinking them through in the moment. It’s just.. I’m just tense because I want us to succeed – this is our one and only chance to get what we deserve, and I just don’t want things to go wrong for us. What’s on the line tonight isn’t going to come around again and we all know that, which is why this couldn’t be more important. The vision we have for controlling Voltage is one that deserves to come to fruition, to be seen by everyone so that everyone can truly understand how much better EAW would be operating under our perspective of.
Minerva: Listen, we get it, we’re all under a lot of pressure but this is something that we can have under control; what happened earlier tonight in your match is something that can be taken into account and now we know to expect to prepare for anything. Things are going to be fine, because when everyone sees our hands raised at the end of the night, everything else is going to be secondary to what we’ll have accomplished and what it’ll mean for us. New Eden isn’t going to be denied any longer and we’ll show what kind of better existence EAW will have with us in control.
Myles: Everything’s going to fall into place like it’s supposed to, because we’re all committed to this and seeing it through. We all know what’s at stake here and the fact we’re all understanding of what’s gone on tonight and what’s still to come is nothing but just a reminder that we’re all on the same page in knowing we can’t afford to lose tonight. Fuck a Gawd Contract – that’ll be something minor when New Eden is calling the shots whether people like it or not, because that earlier mishap is going to be something that couldn’t look more minor in the grand scheme of things. But we’re making no mistakes tonight, we’re going to account for as much as possible because we know we should be the ones coming out on top at the end of all this, for what it means for New Eden.
(Drake is evidently put at much more ease listening to them, because they’re right. The frustration of the earlier events had left him tense and his reaction to everything, the things he said were merely shortsighted, because with some much needed clarity, he sees that they’ve actually all managed to remain uniform in the message that they aim to send to everyone in EAW that’ll be watching on.)
Myles: We’re going to follow through on our goals because we’ve proven ourselves capable of that; people hoping that we fall on our faces just want to see us fail or get tripped up since they truthfully know what we can do themselves. They just don’t understand yet that this is all only for the betterment of everything – but they’ll see soon enough because we’ll make them see. We’re the only ones capable of something like that, the only ones who could achieve it – no one but New Eden.
Minerva: No one but New Eden.
Drake King: No one but Eden.
(The three of them begin to walk away from the view of the camera, out of sight with everyone being left with that message to sink in, and the scene fades out.)
( Wicked Games fades back in and the next match graphic flashes across the screen. )
( The crowd pops hard for two of the most exciting female Elitists in EAW today. The camera pans around at the excited crowd for a few moments before cutting to Bella Braxton. )
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
( “Mona Lisa” by Lil Wayne featuring Kendrick Lamar begins to blast across the PA system. The fans immediately rise to their feet to greet the Hall of Famer and living legend herself. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 128 POUNDS… SHE IS THE GREATEST VIXEN TO EVER LIVE… CLEOPATRA!!!!
( Cleopatra saunters through the curtains and beams her megawatt smile at the camera. No costume for Cleopatra, because she lives her life every single day as a queen! She takes a moment to soak up the atmosphere of the crowd and then begins to make her way to the ring. )
James Peters: :whew: I’ve been waiting for this match since it was announced, guys! The Hall of Famer versus the rookie, and all of this got started because MaryBecca had the nerve to interrupt an interview Cleopatra was giving Sofia Clarke after coming up short against Minerva at Clash of Kingdoms. MaryBecca didn’t feel the need to give Cleopatra any sort of respect and that’s never been the type of thing that someone like Cleopatra handles very well.
Rich Russillo: I can’t say I blame her for getting annoyed over the entire situation, James. A woman like Cleopatra had to walk so women like MaryBecca could run. Cleopatra is an absolute pillar of our industry, and every time we get to see her in the ring is a special occasion. Cleopatra has nothing else to prove. She said it herself this week that her legacy is set in stone and no one can take away anything she has done.
Persephone: Yawn. I could not be more fucking bored right now. Honestly, I expect this match to be a bit of a snoozer because who the fuck wants to see an old ass bitch and some dumbass face off in one of the worst matches on the entire ca-
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! CLEOPATRA JUST GOT NAILED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY REBECCA BLACKWELL!!!!
( The camera immediately zooms in on Rebecca Blackwell, who is dressed in a modified, black and white pinstripe version of her gear, complete with her blond locks being dyed black tonight, and highly disheveled. She carries a matching guitar, which is what she used to hit Cleopatra with, and she rips her sunglasses off her face and tosses them into the crowd. )
Rich Russillo: REBECCA ‘NIKKI SIXX’ BLACKWELL JUST DESTROYED CLEOPATRA, WHO WAS ABOUT TO GET INTO THE RING! REBECCA CONTINUES TO BRING THAT GUITAR DOWN ACROSS CLEO’S BACK AND THE REFEREE HAS GOTTEN OUT OF THE RING! HE IS YELLING AT REBECCA TO STOP, BUT SHE IS JUST ASSAULTING THE FORMER VIXEN’S CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! REBECCA RUNS CLEO INTO THE RING STEPS AND BEGINS TO KICK AND STOMP ON HER! CLEO IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, BUT REBECCA PUTS A STOP TO IT! SHE NAILS CLEO IN THE RIBS AND CURB STOMPS CLEO INTO THE GROUND! REBECCA SMASHES THE GUITAR ACROSS CLEO’S BACK AGAIN AND SHE PULLS HER UP BY THE HAIR! REBECCA SLAMS CLEO’S FACE OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND ROLLS HER INSIDE!
Persephone: :drakelike: WELL THIS IS A FUCKING FANTASTIC START!
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL FOR THE BELL AS THIS FIGHT SPILLS INTO THE RING! REBECCA CONTINUES TO SLAM THE BROKEN GUITAR ACROSS THE BACK OF CLEOPATRA, AS CLEOPATRA TRIES TO CRAWL ACROSS THE RING! WITH THIS BEING THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW THAT REBECCA IS COMPETING IN A HARDCORE ENVIRONMENT, SHE KNEW SHE HAD TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS! CLEO REACHES THE ROPES BUT THERE’S NO BREAKS! THIS IS VOLTAGE! THIS IS WICKED GAMES! ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING GOES AND THE REST OF THAT GUITAR JUST WENT ACROSS CLEOPATRA’S SKULL!
Persephone: :drakelike: THIS IS GOING TO BE THE QUICKEST MATCH IN VOLTAGE HISTORY!!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT GUITAR IS HANGING AROUND CLEO’S NECK AS REBECCA PULLS HER UP BY THE HAIR! SHE HOOK CLEO’S ARMS, STEPS IN FRONT OF HER, AND PLANTS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! REBECCA QUICKLY ROLLS CLEO OVER, MAKES SURE HER SHOULDERS ARE DOWN, AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Persephone: Now, we’re not about to keep doing this. I don’t want to see fifty fucking pinfalls with forty-nine being kickouts. Let’s get this shit done and over with, so we can keep moving right along.
James Peters: :mjlol: Well Cleopatra is the greatest Vixen to ever live and one of the best competitors EAW has ever seen, period. It’s going to take a lot more than a modified facebuster at the beginning of a match to put her away.
Rich Russillo: Rebecca senses that. She’s jerked Cleo up by the hair and sent her into the corner! That broken guitar is still dangling around the legend’s neck and Rebecca hooks Cleo’s arms around the ropes, leaving her midsection completely exposed. Becca puts the boots to Cleo before jamming her knee right into the gut! No doubt that took some of the air right out of Cleopatra’s lungs, and Rebecca with another huge knee to the stomach! She does that several more times before whirling around and THERE’S ‘FROM LONDON, WITH LOVE’! THE SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS ON CLEO! Rebecca grabs a handful of hair and drags Cleopatra out of the corner!
Persephone: Short-arm lariat connects, sending Cleo to the mat! Rebecca hits the ropes, comes back with a running elbow drop to the stomach! She quickly gathers Cleo’s legs up, locks them around her own before bending back and grabbing Cleo around the neck! She’s got Cleo locked in a rather painful submission hold, and the old hag has no way of getting out of it! Let’s end this! LET’S FUCKING GO!
James Peters: Incredible submission hold from Rebecca Blackwell. Cleopatra is in a world of hurt. Since getting attacked during her own entrance, she hasn’t been given a chance to really recover. Rebecca has stayed on her and now she looks content to just take her time and wear down the Hall of Famer. Cleopatra is a difficult challenge for anyone. She’s been around this business for a long time, and she hasn’t missed a beat since returning this season. I like the strategy Rebecca is using here tonight to get this match to go her way.
Rich Russillo: Rebecca doesn’t have much choice, to be frank. She’s been in some absolutely grueling matches the last two weeks that have truly put her on the map here in Elite Answers Wrestling. She’s been able to prove that she really does thrive in hardcore situations, making her absolutely perfect for the Voltage brand, and it’s really going to give her a good shot at pulling off the upset tonight.
Persephone: I mean, as much as it pains me to say, Cleopatra is a tough old dog. She isn’t going to go down quietly, which sucks because the last thing I want to see is a legitimate match between these two. I hate them, but I can also admit that it’s going to take everything Rebecca’s got and even more she doesn’t know she’s got in order to put away someone like Cleopatra.
James Peters: That makes you mad, doesn’t it?
Persephone: Yes. :will:
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra continues to hold on, while Rebecca Blackwell is coming to the realization that Cleopatra is stubborn AF. Rebecca makes the decision to relinquish the submission, and she rolls off of Cleo! Rebecca doesn’t waste any time slipping to the outside and digging under the ring. Gawd knows what kind of weapons she’s liable to find, but it looks like she’s decided on a kendo stick! Cleo has finally managed to pull the broken guitar off of her neck but Rebecca is back in the ring!
CRACK!!!
Persephone: REBECCA JUST SLAMMED THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF CLEOPATRA’S SKULL!!!!
CRACK!!!
CRACK!!!
CRACK!!!
James Peters: SHE IS SLAMMING THE KENDO STICK DOWN ACROSS CLEO’S BACK! CLEO CAN DO NOTHING BUT LAY THERE AND ABSORB THE BLOWS AFTER GETTING HIT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! REBECCA IS WAILING AWAY ON HER MUCH MORE ACCOMPLISHMENT OPPONENT AND LOOKING TO SEND THE MESSAGE THAT SHE IS WELL ON HER WAY TO BECOMING A HUGE STAR IN HER OWN RIGHT HERE! REBECCA RAISES THE KENDO STICK ABOVE HER HEAD AND BREAKS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF CLEOPATRA! SHE JERKS CLEO’S HEAD BACK BY THE HAIR AND PUTS HER IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!
Rich Russillo: Rebecca is putting a tremendous amount of pressure on that damaged lower back, and I’m so impressed with how aggressive she’s being tonight. That Specialists Championship match against Miku Sakai announced Rebecca’s official arrival to whatever championship picture she desires here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and she followed that up by leading her team to victory last weekend at House of Glass. However, this match against Cleopatra is just as important, if not moreso, because of Cleo’s status in this sport. I can’t help but continue stressing just how big this match is for Rebecca.
Persephone: But just like before, we see Cleo refusing to submit. She’s definitely going to make Rebecca work for this win which sucks for the rest of us because like I don’t want this to drag out. I don’t deserve that.
James Peters: But it’s not about you, Persephone :wow:
Persephone: :skip: Ummm, yes it is.
Rich Russillo: You won’t get any argument from me! I’m proud to live in Persephone’s world :wow:! That aside, Rebecca has released Cleo from yet another submission hold! She’s stomping away on Cleo’s lower back and now she’s dragging her up to her feet. Rebecca attempts to whip Cleo across the ring, but Cleo plants her feet and tries to reverse! Rebecca replies with a series of absolutely brutal forearms that connect with Cleo’s face, and she is able to toss Cleo into the corner! Cleo’s back slams against those turnbuckles and she slumps down into a sitting position! Rebecca follows up with a beautiful running knee that connects with Cleo’s face, and the Londoner quickly pulls Cleo to her feet! She pulls her away from the corner, hooks the neck, and she’s got Cleo in the air!
James Peters: Rebecca holds Cleo in the air, letting all the blood rush to the Vixen’s head, and she slams her down across the top rope! Cleo bounces up in the air again, Rebecca flips her in mid-air and brings Cleo crashing down across her knee! Cleo rolls off away from Rebecca, gripping her lower back, and Rebecca is quick to cut her off! She stomps on Cleo’s lower back a few times, making sure she continues to soften her up! Rebecca working this match at a slower pace and just taking the time to wear down Cleo shows how smart and mature she is in the ring. A lot of rookies would come out guns blazing, looking to end this quickly, but Rebecca knows this is a marathon, not a sprint.
Persephone: I mean you can praise her if you want, but never forget she took the coward’s approach to the beginning of this match and attacked Cleo from behind with a fucking guitar.
James Peters: Fair enough.
Rich Russillo: Regardless of how it started, it continues to go Rebecca Blackwell’s way. She’s in firm control of this match and has absolutely dominated Cleopatra. That’s not something most people can say, to be honest.
Persephone: Whatever. Most people who attack someone from BEHIND usually end up with an advantage in the match.
James Peters: Rebecca is dragging Cleopatra over to the ropes, and she’s gunna use the them to her advantage now! Rebecca pulls Cleopatra through the ropes and is bending her backwards over the middle rope! Rebecca drives her knee into Cleo’s back and switches to a chinlock, using every bit of leverage she can possibly get! Cleo is clawing at Rebecca’s hands to try and break the hold, but Rebecca wrenches the neck back even further, and Cleo can do absolutely nothing to fend off her opponent right now. I don’t know if she necessarily thought Rebecca Blackwell would have this much left in her tank after two grueling weeks, but she just doesn’t have any answers at the moment.
Rich Russillo: Rebecca continues to push and poke Cleo’s limits, and after a few more agonizing seconds, she finally relinquished the hold! She lets go and Cleo’s face slams into the edge of the ring!
Persephone: Rebecca pulls Cleo back into the ring by her ankle and hooks the legs for a cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
James Peters: Cleopatra kicks out!
Rich Russillo: Rebecca continues to stay on the attack and she drags Cleo up. She peppers her with forearm shots before sending Cleo into the ropes! Somehow Cleo manages to lock her arms around the ropes and she keeps herself from shooting forward, but here comes Rebecca! Rebecca is looking to send Cleo over the top with a clothesline but Cleo pushes off the ropes, lifts Rebecca up, and dumps her onto the apron!
Persephone: Rebecca lands on her feet and she looks to nail Cleo with a forearm, but Cleo blocks it and nearly sends Rebecca to the ground with a headbutt! Cleo stumbles back just a bit but she comes back at Rebecca, who darts between the ropes and catches her in the gut with a shoulder block!
James Peters: Cleo grabs her stomach but she is able to connect with an uppercut right to Rebecca’s jaw! She’s got Rebecca by the hair now and she drags her back into the ring! Rebecca’s feet are hooked on the ropes but Cleo spikes her with a rope hung DDT! FINALLY! The legendary Cleopatra is in this match!
Rich Russillo: She elects not to go for the cover and grabs for the broken guitar instead. Cleo begins ripping at the strings and produces a piece long enough to choke Rebecca! She secures the guitar string around Rebecca’s neck and she’s choking the rookie out with her own weapon! Rebecca is trying to grab the ropes, but Cleo pulls her back, and she wraps her legs around Rebecca’s waist! Cleo falls back, looking to just end Rebecca despite getting pummeled by her in the opening minutes of the match!
Persephone: CHECK HER, REF!
James Peters: The referee is checking on Rebecca, who’s not fighting quite as hard right now :lupe:! Her face is turning purple, but she still has her hands around Cleo’s! Cleo’s got her eyes closed and is willing Rebecca to pass out, but I think we have ourselves a match with not one, but two completely stubborn women who refuse to give the other the satisfaction of tapping out.
Rich Russillo: The referee is seeing if Rebecca is in any shape to continue, but she refuses to let go of Cleo’s arms. Cleo grits her teeth and cinches that guitar string around Becca’s neck even tighter and Becca is back to fighting her! Becca might have been conserving some of her energy, but now Cleo has completely cut off the air supply and she’s desperate!
Persephone: Look! Rebecca has gone for Cleo’s legs! She’s prying them apart despite being choked out right now! She’s got Cleo’s legs away from her, and she’s planted her feet! Rebecca somehow manages to push herself backwards, forcing Cleo to let go of the choke and she falls back against the ropes! Rebecca is trying to get the air back into her lungs now! She’s breathing hard and looking fucking crazy! Her eyes were literally bulging out of her head at one point! They’re all red and gross looking right now :mjlol:
James Peters: Look at Rebecca’s neck as well. That guitar string left some nasty marks.
Rich Russillo: Cleo doesn’t appear to be in any mood to let Rebecca rest, and I can’t blame her. Rebecca completely annihilated Cleopatra to open up this match and Cleo’s not the type of competitor that is going to let her opponent get away with that. Cleo greets Rebecca with a knee strike to the temple! Rebecca is laid out, and Cleo starts to rip at some of the bandages that are covering up all the cuts and abrasions Rebecca has gotten the last two weeks. Cleo has exposed a particularly nasty looking cut on Rebecca’s cheek and I don’t like the look Cleo has in her eyes right now. This week, she talked about the aggression the women of this particular era have shown, and it looks like Cleoparta has no qualms about fighting fire with fire. What other choice does she have?
James Peters: :lupe: She doesn’t have one. Cleo grabs one of the broken pieces of the kendo stick and she jabs it into the cut on Rebecca’s cheek! She uses her knee to pin Rebecca to the mat and she is reopening that wound right now! Blood is flowing down the cheek of Rebecca Blackwell, and Cleo seems to like that. She raises the broken kendo stick in the air and stabs it right into Rebecca’s cheek! She does that several more times before tossing it down and rolling to the outside. I wonder what Cleo is going to come up with? :lupe:
Persephone: IT’S A CHEESE GRATER!!!!!! :drakelike:
Rich Russillo: Cleopatra rolls her eyes at the reaction of the crowd and climbs back into the ring. Rebecca is holding her cheek and trying to stop the blood, but Cleo kicks her right in the face! Rebecca sprawls out on the mat and ‘The Greatest Vixen to Ever Live’ drops down, places the cheese grater across Rebecca’s mouth, and SHE PULLS HER INTO A CROSSFACE! HOLY SHIT! THE CHEESE GRATER IS CUTTING INTO REBECCA’S MOUTH AS CLEO ATTEMPTS TO SUBMIT HER WITH A CROSSFACE!
Persephone: YES! BLOOD IS FUCKING POURING DOWN ONTO THE MAT AS CLEOPATRA SLICES REBECCA’S LIPS AND FACE TO RIBBONS! MAYBE NOW THE BITCH WILL STOP FUCKING TALKING BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY LIPS!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
James Peters: THIS IS SICK! I DON’T EVEN THINK CLEOPATRA WANTS TO SUBMIT REBECCA HERE! I THINK SHE JUST WANTS TO INFLICT AS MUCH PAIN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AND SHE IS DOING JUST THAT! CLEO CAREFULLY MANEUVERS THE CHEESE GRATER UP REBECCA’S FACE, SLICING INTO HER NOSE, HER CHEEKS, AND NOW HER EYES AND FOREHEAD! THE TIDES OF THIS MATCH CHANGED IN A HURRY AND REBECCA’S FACE IS A FUCKING CRIMSON MASK AT THE MOMENT! SHE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT CLEOPATRA LETS THE CHEESE GRATER DROP AND SHE RELEASES REBECCA! REBECCA’S FACE SLAMS INTO THE CHEESE GRATER AND CLEO KICKS HER ONTO HER BACK!
Rich Russillo: CLEOPATRA WITH THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEE-
Persephone: SHE WANTS MORE TORTURE! :blessed:
Cleopatra: (off-mic) :francis:
James Peters: Rebecca Blackwell kicked out, and Cleo does not seem too thrilled about that. She looks a little disgusted as she wipes her bloody hands on her tights, and she scoops Rebecca up! Cleo moves forward a little bit, lining Rebecca up with the cheese grater, and she drops her with a snap suplex! Rebecca landed right on top of that cheese grater and Cleo slowly drags her off it, making sure it cuts up Rebecca’s back in the process! Cleo with the hair now and she rams Rebecca shoulder first into the ring post! Rebecca is exhausted at the moment and she just hangs there, which allows Cleo to slip to the outside of the ring! Cleo takes Rebecca’s arm and she slams it into the ringside a few times! She jerks Rebecca out of the ring and the other woman lands in a bloody heap at Cleopatra’s feet. Cleo steps right on Rebecca’s back to dust her feet off, and reaches under the ring again.
Persephone: Cleo pulls out a metal trashcan and slams it across the back of Rebecca Blackwell! Cleo keeps the trashcan and she pulls herself onto the apron. Surely this hag isn’t going to try and do something high risk, is she?
Rich Russillo: :damn: That’s EXACTLY what Cleopatra is doing! She is going right to the top rope, and she’s pulling the trashcan up with her! Cleo is perched on the top rope and she hugs that metal trashcan to her chest! She waits for Rebecca to get up AND SHE FLIES! CLEOPATRA LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES INTO REBECCA BLACKWELL WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! SHE ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES REBECCA WITH THE TRASHCAN, BUT THAT MIGHT HAVE HURT CLEO TOO!
Persephone: Of course it fucking did! She just landed on top of metal you dolt, but Rebecca definitely took the brunt of that high risk move! Cleopatra is clutching at her stomach as she struggles to sit up, but Rebecca is barely moving! Cleo scoots towards the ring and helps herself up using the ring skirt, and she staggers over to the timekeeper’s area! She grabs a chair and makes her way back to Rebecca. The trashcan is lying across Rebecca’s stomach and Cleopatra slams the chair down on top of it! She is beating the trashcan with the chair, doing Gawd knows what to Rebecca’s internal organs! She pulls the trashcan up towards Rebecca’s face and slams the chair down on top of it!
James Peters: Rebecca is a fucking mess right now, and her chances to win this match are quickly dwindling. She’s been through so much the past two weeks and I’m not sure how much more of this abuse she can take.
Rich Russillo: The sad thing is, this is tame by Voltage standards. I mean, we did have a Chainsaw Deathmatch back at Bloodsport you know :mjlol:
Persephone: 🤤 That match was fucking hot.
James Peters: Cleopatra kicks the trashcan off Rebecca, and drags her deadweight towards the ring. Cleo struggles a bit to lift Rebecca but she finally rolls her into the ring! Cleo goes for the cover!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: REBECCA’S FOOT IS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! CLEOPATRA DIDN’T HOOK THE LEG AND REBECCA’S FOOT WAS LEFT UNDER THE ROPES!!!!
Persephone: CLEOPATRA REALIZES HER MISTAKE AND SHE MAKES SURE TO HOOK THE LEG THIS TIME!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: REBECCA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!
Rich Russillo: That’s pure frustration written across Cleopatra’s face and rightfully so. She likely would have won this match if she had noticed Rebecca Blackwell’s foot under the ropes. No sense in dwelling on that, though, not when there’s still a match going on. Cleo pushes herself up and pulls Rebecca up with her. She chops Rebecca in the chest before sending her into the ropes! Rebecca somehow has the wherewithal to duck a clothesline attempt and she stops herself from colliding into the ropes! Cleopatra comes right at her but Rebecca turns around and catches her with a spinning back fist out of nowhere!
Persephone: Cleo stumbles back and Rebecca finds the energy to dive forward! She grabs Cleo and both women are jostling back and forth with one another for positioning! Cleo drops to a knee and grabs Rebecca by the leg! She attempts to bring her down, but Rebecca fends her off and Cleo bounces up and runs the ropes! Cleo drops down into a baseball slide and that knocks Rebecca on her back! Cleo looks to grab the cheese grater but Rebecca kicks her in the side of the head!
James Peters: REBECCA AND CLEO DIVE FOR THE CHEESE GRATER AT THE SAME TIME AND BOTH WOMEN MANAGE TO GET A HAND ON IT! THEY WRESTLE BACK AND FORTH WITH IT, BEFORE IT’S REBECCA WHO MANAGES TO SNATCH IT OUT OF CLEO’S HANDS! CLEO QUICKLY ROLLS TO THE APRON AND DROPS DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT REBECCA ISN’T GOING TO LET HER ESCAPE! SHE REACHES THROUGH THE ROPES TO GRAB CLEO, BUT CLEO WITH THE CHAIR! SHE SMASHES REBECCA IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR SHE WAS USING EARLIER, AND REBECCA FALLS BACK! CLEO PULLS A TABLE FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING, ALONG WITH A BLACK BAG, AND A FRYING PAN! SHE PUTS THE PAN AND THE BLACK BAG ON THE APRON, AND SHE SLIDES THE TABLE INSIDE THE RING!
Persephone: YES! THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET BRUTAL! CLEO DRAGS THE TABLE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND SHE TAKES HER TIME SITTING IT UP! REBECCA IS STILL OUT FROM THAT CHAIR, AND THAT’S ALLOWING CLEO TO PLOT SOMETHING EXTREMELY NEFARIOUS! SHE FULLY PLANS TO TEACH REBECCA BLACKWELL A VALUABLE LESSON TONIGHT AND HONESTLY I JUST HOPE IT ENDS UP WITH SOMEONE DYING! WITH THE TABLE IN PLACE, CLEOPATRA TURNS HER ATTENTION TO THE BLACK BAG! SHE UNTIES IT AND DUMPS THE CONTENTS OUT AND THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS THUMBTACKS!!!!!
Rich Russillo: IT WOULDN’T BE A VOLTAGE MATCH IF BROKEN GLASS WASN’T MIXED IN THERE AS WELL :drakelike:!!!! THE RING IS NOW LITTERED WITH BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS, AND CLEOPATRA SEEMS PRETTY PLEASED WITH HERSELF! SHE GRABS REBECCA AND SHE DDTS HER DOWN INTO THE MESS OF THUMBTACKS AND GLASS! CLEO KICKS REBECCA ONTO HER BACK AND LOOK AT REBECCA’S BLOODY FACE! IT’S COVERED IN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS NOW! CLEO PULLS REBECCA UP AND SHE PLACES HER ON THE TABLE! REBECCA BLACKWELL CAN BARELY MOVE RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: CLEO IS SETTING UP FOR A GRAND FINALE NOW! SHE IS GOING BACK TO THE TOP ROPE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CLEOPATRA HAS PLANNED BUT IT’S SURELY NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR THE PROMISING ROOKIE, REBECCA BLACKWELL!!! CLEOPATRA WARNED HER! SHE TOLD REBECCA SHE WAS WRITING A CHECK THAT SHE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO CASH! REBECCA SPENT THE WEEK REFUSING TO TAKE THIS MATCH SERIOUSLY AND IT’S ABOUT TO BITE HER IN THE ASS!!!!
Persephone: THIS FUCKING BITCH IS GOING TO BREAK A HIP!
Rich Russillo: CLEO WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! ‘THE HIDDEN PLAGUE’ CLEOPATRA FLIES HIGH!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK?!
James Peters: SMOKE IS FILLING THE ARENA NOW AND I THINK THAT TABLE EXPLODED! HOLY SHIT! THAT TABLE MUST HAVE BEEN RIGGED WITH SOME TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE DEVICE! THESE FANS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS AS CLEOPATRA LIKELY JUST KILLED HERSELF AND REBECCA BLACKWELL!!!!
Persephone: AND THAT’S ALL SOMEONE LIKE ME COULD EVER ASK FOR! IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL! EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMEONE ON VOLTAGE GETS BLOWN UP, I GET THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE!
Rich Russillo: Goddamn, you’re beautiful.
James Peters: :mjlol:
Persephone: THE SMOKE IS FINALLY STARTING TO CLEAR AND THE REFEREE IS DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT A SECOND! ONLY CLEOPATRA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT BROKEN TABLE! FUCKING REBECCA BLACKWELL IS A COUPLE OF FEET AWAY AND SHE MUST HAVE ROLLED OFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! CLEOPATRA PUT HERSELF THROUGH THAT EXPLODING TABLE AND IT MAY HAVE JUST COST HER THIS MATCH!!!
Persephone: DEAR GAWD! THAT MAKES THIS WHOLE SITUATION EVEN BETTER! THE SO-CALLED FUCKING GREATEST TO EVER DO IT JUST FUCKED UP HER ENTIRE WORLD, AND NOW REBECCA BLACKWELL REALIZES WHAT’S GOING ON IT! SHE GETS A SECOND WIND AND DIVES OVER CLEOPATRA!!! THIS MATCH IS FUCKING OVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: I AM FUCKING SHOOK! CLEOPATRA IS ALIVE! SHE KICKED OUT! SHE KICKED OUT!
Rich Russillo: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW CLEOPATRA IS STILL CONCIOUS AT THIS POINT! ANY OTHER ELITIST WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN AFTER GOING THROUGH AN EXPLODING TABLE!!!!
James Peters: BUT CLEOPATRA IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE ELITIST :wow:!!! SHE IS THE GREATEST VIXEN TO EVER LIVE AND REBECCA BLACKWELL IS STARTING TO REALIZE WHAT MAKES CLEOPATRA SO SPECIAL! REBECCA LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE RIGHT NOW! IF THAT DIDN’T END CLEOPATRA, THEN WHAT THE FUCK WILL??
Persephone: I DON’T KNOW BUT REBECCA JUST PUT HER BEADY LITTLE EYES ON THAT FRYING PAN!!!! SHE CRAWLS TOWARDS THE APRON AND LETS HERSELF DROP TO THE GROUND! REBECCA IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NOW AND FUCK IF I KNOW WHAT SHE’S GOT PLANNED! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN A HOT MESS AND I WANT TO SEE MORE!!!!
Rich Russillo: You were desperate to have it end early not too long ago…
Persephone: :wow: And then it got deadly.
James Peters: OH NO. No no no no no. Rebecca Blackwell has found a portable burner and some cooking oil.
Persephone: Dear Gawd, if you are real, please let me see a bitch fry right now.
Rich Russillo: :lupe: Sweet baby Jesus in a manger. Persephone’s prayer might very well get answered because Rebecca just turned that burner on and she slammed the frying pan down on top of it! She is pouring the oil into the pan and she’s got a sick fucking look across her face. She is about to fucking fry Cleopatra and I’m not sure I can watch this!
Persephone: DON’T BE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY! YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN ON TV!
Rich Russillo: :lupe:
James Peters: WELL CLOSE YOUR EYES RICH BECAUSE WE CAN HEAR THAT OIL SIZZLING AND REBECCA HAS A HOLD OF CLEOPATRA’S HAIR! SHE IS DRAGGING HER OUT OF THE RUBBLE, THROUGH THE THUMBTACKS AND BROKEN GLASS, AND SHE BENDS DOWN SO THAT SHE CAN PLACE CLEOPATRA’S HEAD NEAR THE FRYING PAN! CLEO IS STRUGGLING BUT REBECCA RUTHLESSLY SHOVES CLEOPATRA’S HEAD INTO THE FRYING PAN! CLEO’S SCREAMS ARE DEAFENING AS HER HER FOREHEAD AND HAIR ARE FRIED TO A CRISP!!!!!
Persephone: THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH IS THE BEST SMELL EVER!!! :blessed: BATH AND BODY WORKS NEEDS TO MAKE A CANDLE THAT SMELLS LIKE THIS!!!!
Rich Russillo: I have no words…
James Peters: REBECCA RIPS CLEO FROM THE FRYING PAN AND MY GOD! HER FOREHEAD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW! CLEOPATRA, THE LIVING LEGEND, THE HALL OF FAMER, AND THE GREATEST VIXEN EVER HAS BEEN REDUCED TO A BURNT, CHARRED MESS OF A WOMAN, AND REBECCA PLANTS HER TO THE MAT WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!! REBECCA QUICKLY SNATCHES THE FRYING PAN OFF THE BURNER AND DUMPS THE HOT OIL ACROSS THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS! SHE SLAMS THE FRYING PAN CLEOPATRA’S FACE, AND HOISTS HER UP IN THE AIR!!!!
Persephone: STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!! BOTH WOMEN LAND IN THE HOT OIL!!!! BOTH OF THEM ARE PIERCED WITH MOLTEN METAL THUMBTACKS AND BURNING SHARDS OF GLASS!!!! REBECCA ISN’T ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY GO FOR THE COVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF CLEOPATRA KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING TO HER RIGHT NOW! SHE IS FUCKING DONE!!!!
Rich Russillo: I have no words…
James Peters: REBECCA BLACKWELL FINALLY DIGS DEEP AND IS ABLE TO DRAPE HER ARM ACROSS CLEOPATRA’S TORSO! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: CLEOPATRA. KICKS. OUT.
Persephone: HOW?!?!?!
Rich Russillo: It defies all logic…
James Peters: I don’t know what to fucking say at this point, I truly don’t. We just watched a woman explode then get fried, and she is still able to fucking fight for her life. There is something truly fucking remarkable about Cleopatra. She DOES indeed take your breath away with everything she does. I don’t know how the fuck you can overlook this woman and act like she isn’t one of the greatest Elitists to ever grace this company. Very few men and women can compare to this special fucking talent.
Persephone: Meanwhile, Rebecca Blackwell is truly at a loss for what to do. She is flat on her back, staring up at the lights, and unable to muster up any energy. She has tried EVERYTHING to send this dusty bag back to Goodwill but nothing has worked, and I don’t know if she’s smart enough to come to the realization that she’s just going to have to decapitate Cleopatra to end this.
Rich Russillo: :whoa: The last thing I want to see is a decapitation…
Persephone: Well that’s you, Dick. When Justin Windgate nearly amputated Drake’s finger back at Bloodsport, my panties fucking flooded! I would probably just straight up orgasm if one of these bitches just beheaded the other.
James Peters: :krabs:
Rich Russillo: REBECCA! THERE’S A BUZZSAW JUST BY THE RING STEPS!!!! I THINK THAT WILL DO THE TRICK!!!
James Peters: :mjlol:
Persephone: I have no idea if Rebecca heard your loud ass mouth or not, but she’s finally sitting up. Cleopatra has rolled to her side and is curled up in the fetal position. I don’t know what’s going to happen next, or how this shit is going to end, but I swear I might just break into a fight forever chant if it means they’re going to keep torturing one another.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think Rebecca has any clue on how she’s going to end this match, and that’s why we’re seeing her crawl over to the corner now. I guarantee you that Cleopatra is unlike anyone she’s ever faced before, and that’s got to be fucking with her mind right now. She is just sitting against the turnbuckles, staring down her opponent, who has gone into convulsions due to all the abuse her body has taken.
James Peters: The referee is asking Cleopatra if she can continue and man, he may just want to think about calling this thing.
Persephone: :mjlol: This isn’t Showdown where they have matches end in a shitty 20-minute time limit draw, Jim. This is fucking Voltage and there’s no line we won’t cross in order to have someone declared the winner. Cleopatra nods her head that she can continue and this is about to have one gruesome fucking finish :mjlol:
Rich Russillo: I have no idea how Cleopatra is able to continue. I really don’t. She can’t even get herself in a sitting position right now. She definitely needs some medical attention. She is clawing at the mat and trying to get up, but she can’t. She just can’t do it.
James Peters: :lupe: Rebecca has pushed herself out of the corner and she’s slowly making her way to Cleo. She kicks her in the side and pushes her around with her foot, and finally reaches down to grab her up and put this match to bed.
CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: :damn: CLEOPATRA JUST HIT REBECCA BLACKWELL RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE PORTABLE BURNER! REBECCA’S BLOODY FACE JUST GOT BURNED! REBECCA IS ON THE GROUND, CLUTCHING AT HER FACE, AND CLEOPATRA ROLLS OVER TOWARDS HER! CLEO SLAMS THE BURNER DOWN ON REBECCA’S CUT UP BACK AND HOLDS IT THERE! SHE IS FUCKING BURNING HER! SHE’S GETTING PAY BACK!
Rich Russillo: CLEO DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO HOLD THAT THING DOWN FOR LONG BUT SHE DID ENOUGH DAMAGE! REBECCA’S FACE AND BACK HAVE BEEN BURNED, AND CLEO HAS TO KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE SHE HAS LEFT TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY! CLEO CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND DRAGS HERSELF UP! SHE IS FUCKING WRECKED AND CAN BARELY STAND UP! SHE LITERALLY STUMBLES TOWARDS REBECCA BLACKWELL AND REACHES DOWN, GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR!
James Peters: CLEO IS SO WEAK RIGHT NOW THAT SHE’S STRUGGLING TO GET REBECCA UP! REBECCA IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT THE PUNCHES SHE’S MANAGING TO THROW HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IMPACT BEHIND THEM. CLEO FINALLY MANAGES TO GET REBECCA HOOKED, BUT SHE’S JUST EXHAUSTED. SHE’S SLUMPED OVER RIGHT NOW AND NEITHER WOMAN IS EVEN ABLE TO MOVE! CLEOPATRA CAN’T FINISH THE MATCH AND REBECCA BLACKWELL CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF!
Persephone: :lupe:
Rich Russillo: CLEOPATRA FINALLY GETS REBECCA AROUND THE WAIST BUT SHE STRUGGLES TO LIFT HER! THIS CROWD IS URGING THE LEGEND TO SUMMON WHATEVER SHE HAS LEFT AND PUT THIS BRUTAL MATCH TO BED! CLEOPATRA IS IN A RARE STATE OF DISARRAY RIGHT NOW! I DON’T THINK SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD STRUGGLE SO MUCH WITH REBECCA BLACKWELL! IF ANYONE DOESN’T THINK REBECCA BLACKWELL IS A FUTURE CHAMPION AFTER TONIGHT THEN THEY NEED THEIR HEAD EXAMINED!
James Peters: CLEO LETS OUT A SCREAM AND FINALLY HITS ‘BRUTALITY’!!!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER SPIKES REBECCA’S HEAD ONTO THE BURNER AND CLEOPATRA KICKS IT OUT OF THE WAY. SHE IS PRACTICALLY IN TEARS FROM ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HER BODY IS IN RIGHT NOW AS SHE COVERS REBECCA BLACKWELL!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… CLEOPATRA!!!!
( “Mona Lisa” begins to play and fans shower BOTH women with praise. They know they just witnessed two women put their careers at stake just for a single match with nothing but pride on the line, and it took absolute drastic measures for the Hall of Famer to finally put an end to it. )
James Peters: Up until tonight, I thought Cleopatra had seen it all and done it all. Never in my wildest dreams did I think she would be taken to her limit and almost tortured to the point of breaking by someone who’s barely gotten their feet wet here in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Rich Russillo: For the third week in a row, we have seen Rebecca Blackwell go through absolute fucking Hell in her matches and after tonight, if ANYONE has any questions about what this woman is willing to go through in order to prove herself to the EAW Universe, then they can go back and watch this trilogy of matches she’s just had. I can’t think of anyone, past or present, who could go through this type of abuse for three straight weeks and nearly win all three matches. Rebecca Blackwell has the ‘it factor’ and I see nothing but bright things in her future.
Persephone: But right now, it’s the fucking relic who is gunna be stretchered away as the victor tonight. Cleopatra just had a little more left at the end and she is the one who is going to go down in the books as the ‘winner’ tonight.
( Neither woman looks like a winner. Medical crews have rushed to the ring and are checking on both competitors. The amount of blood lost and burnt flesh has everyone concerned about the well-being of the legendary Cleopatra and the rising, young upstart, Rebecca Blacwell. It’s obvious neither woman is going to be able to walk away tonight and the camera eventually fades away as two stretchers are set up at ringside to take them both away to the nearest medical facility. )
( Wicked Games fades into a commercial break. )
(Voltage fades into a commercial promoting EAW 2K22, in stores November 5th, 2021.)
(As always, a recap begins to play, showing the history of the Barbed Wire Massacre. The recap starts off with Impact’s match against Rex McAllister at King of Elite 2019 for the World Heavyweight Championship. This was the first ever Barbed Wire Massacre, and in the end Impact would win. The second Barbed Wire Massacre would be between Charlie Marr and Daryl Kinkade at Fighting Spirit: Seoul, and Charlie Marr would defeat his former tag team partner at the event. The third Barbed Wire Massacre would occur at Wicked Games 2019, where Charlie competed in the match once again to successfully defend his EAW Championship against Ms. Extreme. Charlie would also compete in the fourth Barbed Wire Massacre at Pain for Pride XIII, and this time he’d lose to his longtime enemy, Malcolm Jones.)
(The fifth Barbed Wire Massacre was between Drake King and TLA, and with the help of Malcolm Jones, TLA would defeat his enemy. The sixth Barbed Wire Massacre would be between Minerva and her own enemy just this year, Raven Roberts. Raven would win the match, meanwhile this would not be the final Barbed Wire Massacre Minerva competes in this year. The camera shows a recap of last week’s Voltage, where Captain Charisma makes it official that at Wicked Games, Myles and Minerva would face Donovan Duke and Justin Windgate. If New Eden wins, they get control of Voltage for a month. If they lose, New Eden is to disband. Forever.)
(As Wicked Games fades back to the ring, the ring has been set up as it usually would be for a Barbed Wire Massacre. Weapons have been laid out for both teams to use, and the ropes have been replaced by barbed wire which is also wrapped with razor wire.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a BARBED WIRE MASSACRE MATCH!!!! The only way to win is by pinfall, submission or execution!
(‘High All The Time’ by 50 Cent hits, and the crowd explodes as Justin Windgate begins to make his way out to the stage. He’s not alone though, as Donovan Duke walks out by his side, and Captain Charisma follows behind, causing the cheers to become even louder. Justin and Donovan talk amongst themselves for a quick moment, but as they slowly begin to make their way down to the ring, the focus on their faces is undeniable. They both seem to understand just how much is really on the line in this match, as they continue to make their way down to the ring, not at all intimidated by the redecoration that’s gone down for the Barbed Wire Massacre.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. Accompanied by the Voltage commissioner Captain Charisma…. At a combined weight of 437 pounds….. JUUUSSSTTINNNN WIIIIIINNDDDGAAAAAATTEE AND DOOOONNOOOVVAAAANNNN DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: I hope these two know what they’re getting themselves into. They did something big earlier when they got revenge by costing Drake King and Ms. Extreme the win, and New Eden won’t be taking that lightly from the look of things.
Rich Russillo: Right, but I don’t think Justin and Donovan would’ve done something so bold if they didn’t know what they were doing.
Persephone: They better know what they’re doing. The last thing we need is for New Eden to make this show even worse than it already is.
James Peters: For once I agree with you, for the most part. Voltage is a fantastic show, and we can’t let New Eden ruin that.
Persephone: I already lost Rex McAllister. I can’t lose the ability to watch a bunch of idiots bash each other’s brains out too.
(‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ by Shiro SAGISU hits, and the crowd explodes once again, but this time the reaction isn’t positive. Loud boos roar throughout the arena as Myles, Minerva and Drake King all walk out to the stage, dragging their Championships and briefcases along. None of them look happy and that’s made perfectly clear as their eyes immediately stare towards Justin Windgate and Donovan Duke, who look right back at them. As the trio makes their way down to the ring, they do notice Captain Charisma, and they just shake their heads as Myles and Minerva begin to enter the ring, and Drake stays out at ringside, just like Captain Charisma. The two teams already inside of the ring wait at opposite sides of the ring, seemingly barely able to contain themselves.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents… Accompanied by the EAW Champion, Drake King… a combined weight of 337 pounds…. MYLES AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION MINERVA, NEWWWWWWW EEEDDDDEEENNNNN!!!!!!
James Peters: Captain Charisma is out here for one reason, and that reason is Drake King. I’m sure Drake would love to interfere with this match as much as he can, but with the Voltage commissioner out here, I don’t expect Drake to try anything.
Rich Russillo: Good. Captain Charisma is no fan of New Eden, and seeing how close he came to straight up stripping them of all their titles and briefcases last week, I’m sure Captain Charisma wouldn’t hesitate to punish Drake for ruining this match.
Persephone: If I were him I would’ve just fired them all already, but I guess that’s just me 🤷♀️.
James Peters: Well, if they lose this match they may not be fired, but it’ll still be the last time we hear the name “New Eden”. It looks like this match is about to be under way, and you can see the looks on Myles and Minerva’s faces, they want this win and they want it badly.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: AND THIS MATCH IS ON! THE MATCH FOR THE FATE OF VOLTAGE IS ON, AND IMMEDIATELY BOTH TEAMS IMMEDIATELY START SWINGING AT EACH OTHER! BOTH NEW EDEN AND THE TEAM OF DONOVAN DUKE AND JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST CHARGED AT EACH OTHER, AND NOW THEY’RE JUST TRADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS! MINERVA’S GOING AT IT WITH DONOVAN DUKE, MEANWHILE MYLES IS FIGHTING WITH JUSTIN WINDGATE! This is a huge match with Voltage’s future on the line, and it definitely did not take long at all for both of the teams competing in this match to start swinging!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE TACKLES MYLES AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, AND BOTH ELITISTS GO ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! Justin Windgate is in control now as he starts laying into Myles with punches directed to the face, BUT MYLES MANAGES TO PUSH JUSTIN OFF OF HIM BEFORE FINDING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! Myles now grabbing Justin Windgate, AND MYLES ATTEMPTS TO SEND JUSTIN INTO THE BARRICADE, BUT JUSTIN JUMPS ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE BEFORE DIVING OFF OF IT, TAKING MYLES OUT WITH A MOONSAULT! The crowd is loving what they’re seeing, but right now I don’t think Justin cares, he’s way more concerned about winning this!
Persephone: Inside of the ring Donovan Duke and Minerva are going at it, and Minerva’s getting the upper hand as she managed to get Donovan into the corner. Minerva’s grabbing Donovan, AND SHE TRIES TO RAKE DONOVAN’S FACE AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE ROPES- but Donovan Duke is able to stop himself :noah: before hitting Minerva with an elbow. He had to grab onto the barbed wire to do that, but it would’ve been way cooler seeing Donovan’s face being rubbed against the barbed wire and watching it tear his face open.
James Peters: Donovan Duke now charging towards Minerva, AND HE GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT MINERVA DUCKS UNDER IT! Donovan Duke now stopping himself in front of the “ropes” before turning and charging at Minerva, AND MINERVA EXPECTED DONOVAN TO GO HIGH, BUT INSTEAD DONOVAN SLIDES DOWN AND GRABS MINERVA’S LEG! DONOVAN IS ATTEMPTING AN ANKLE LOCK EARLY ON, BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO QUICKLY TURN HERSELF ONTO HER BACK! MINERVA NOW USING BOTH FEET TO PUSH DONOVAN AWAY, AND THAT SENDS DONOVAN BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES! Donovan drops down to the mat, and now Minerva quickly goes to take advantage as she grabs Donovan, pulling him towards the bottom barbed wire rope!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST TRIED TO SLIDE INTO THE RING TO HELP DONOVAN, BUT MYLES QUICKLY GRABS JUSTIN BY THE LEG BEFORE PULLING HIM BACK OUT OF THE RING! Myles now with a knee to the midsection before pulling Justin into a front facelock, AND NOW MYLES LIFTS JUSTIN UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, BEFORE SENDING JUSTIN BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES, LETTING JUSTIN GO AS HE DROPS HEAD FIRST ONTO THE RING APRON! Justin Windgate is down, AND NOW LOOK AT WHAT MINERVA’S DOING!
Persephone: :yikes: Minerva’s pressing her knee onto the back of Donovan Duke’s neck, and she’s forcing him to bite down onto the barbed wire rope while pulling it towards him. That’s disgusting, but that’s why I’m glad this match is a thing :drakelike:.
James Peters: Captain Charisma doesn’t like what he’s seeing whatsoever, and I can’t blame him! I can’t blame him one bit for not being a fan of what’s going on here! New Eden’s seemingly taken control of this match, and remember. If New Eden wins, they get control of this show for an entire month!
Rich Russillo: I’m scared to know what these three may be able to do in a month, but at this rate we might have to live in a world where New Eden is in control! Myles has picked up a kendo stick covered in barbed wire, AND HE HITS JUSTIN WINDGATE IN THE BACK WITH IT JUST AS HE WAS GETTING BACK UP! Justin is grabbing onto the ring apron, trying to get himself back up once again, BUT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE KENDO STICK BY MYLES! This is not looking good, and Drake seems to be loving what’s going on right now!
Persephone: Donovan Duke is slowly powering himself off the ground and he finally gets the barbed wire rope out of his mouth, but Minerva just drops Donovan with an elbow to the back of the head. That was nasty, but not enough. They need to start bringing out the weapons like Justin and Myles. Minerva now pulling Donovan up, AND SHE LIFTS DONOVAN UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION BEFORE DROPPING HIM ON THE BARBED WIRE!
James Peters: NO! DONOVAN DUKE MANAGED TO JUMP OUT OF MINERVA’S GRASP BEFORE LANDING ON THE APRON, AND DONOVAN PULLS MINERVA’S HEAD DOWN, PULLING HER THROAT RIGHT INTO THE TOP ROPE, MADE OF BARBED WIRE AND RAZOR WIRE! What a counter by Donovan Duke, who once again had to grab onto the barbed wire ropes just to save himself from some
major damage!
Rich Russillo: Myles is still in control of Justin Windgate though, and he lifts Justin up by his hair from behind, BEFORE FORCING THE BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK IN JUSTIN’S MOUTH AND GRABBING BOTH ENDS OF IT! Myles clearly has something in mind here, and it can’t be good! MYLES JUMPS UP FOR A KENDO STICK ASSISTED BACKSTABBER!!!
James Peters: BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ABLE TO QUICKLY BACKPEDAL INTO THE BARRICADE, SLAMMING MYLES BACK FIRST INTO IT! Justin Windgate just avoided disaster right there, and just like that things might’ve turned around for Justin and Donovan! Justin Windgate looks right at Drake King for a moment, and you can see that Drake isn’t happy at all with how things are turning out! Now it’s Justin Windgate looking under the ring for a weapon, meanwhile Donovan Duke seems to have found what he wanted, as he pulls out…. Oh God.
Persephone: :blessed: The barbed wire bomb tables!!!
Rich Russillo: We saw this back at Pain for Pride, Drake knows that weapon very well! When this was used against Malcolm, it was able to bring Drake the victory and end Malcolm’s career! Donovan Duke seems to know what he’s doing. If he gets what he wants, this barbed wire table laced with explosives might just end New Eden’s time as a stable as well!
Persephone: I’d LOVE to see it. The less I have to see of these three as a stable, the better. The idea of them having control of Voltage already makes me sick.
James Peters: Donovan Duke slides the table inside of the ring before looking back under the ring, and Donovan takes out a barbed wire laced steel chair before re-entering the ring! Justin Windgate on the other hand looks like he hasn’t found what he wanted yet, BUT MYLES PULLS JUSTIN OUT FROM UNDER THE RING-
Rich Russillo: JUST FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE TO HIT MYLES WITH A GLASS BONG!!! IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG FOR THE GLASS BONG TO COME OUT, AND I GUESS JUSTIN DID FIND WHAT HE WANTED AFTER ALL! Justin now getting back up after pushing the bong into Myles’ midsection, AND NOW JUSTIN SWINGS IT AT MYLES’ HEAD!
James Peters: AND HE MISSES! MYLES DUCKED UNDER THE SWING, ONLY BEFORE SHOVING JUSTIN FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Persephone: I think you guys should be a bit more concerned about what’s going on inside of the ring. Donovan Duke saw that Minerva was holding her throat after having it slammed into the barbed wire ropes, so Donovan managed to drop her with a chair shot before wrapping the chair around her throat. I don’t know what Donovan has in mind, but I think he’s about to kill Minerva, so I’m all for it!
James Peters: Donovan Duke now climbing up to the top rope as Minerva’s right where Donovan wants her, AND DONOVAN DIVES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AIMED AT THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND MINERVA’S THROAT!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! MINERVA GOT OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE SHE COULD GET SERIOUSLY HURT! DONOVAN DUKE ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND- BUT AS SOON AS HE TURNS AROUND HE’S HIT WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH, SENDING DONOVAN ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! Minerva now taking that chair off of her head, and I think Donovan might’ve just accidentally given Minerva a weapon!
James Peters: Minerva now rolling out of the ring, meanwhile Myles attempts to slam Justin’s face into the ring apron, but Justin is able to stop himself before nailing Myles in the nose with a back elbow, and Justin follows that up by slamming Myles’ face into the apron! Myles stumbling back up, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE FOLLOWS THAT BY SWINGING THE GLASS BONG INTO MYLES’ FACE, SHATTERING IT ON IMPACT AND DROPPING THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER ONTO THE MAT!
Persephone: WOOOOOOOOO!!!! FINALLY!!!! That’s what I’ve been waiting to see! These four have been leaving a bunch of cuts and scars with the barbed wire and that’s cool and all, but that shot with the glass bong looks like it’s about to have Myles in a pool of his own blood! That bong opened him up pretty badly.
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile Minerva’s rolled out of the ring, and is wrapping that barbed wire chair around Donovan’s neck, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE RUNS UP THE STEEL STEPS BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF THEM, DIVING OVER DONOVAN DUKE AND LANDING ON MINERVA, TAKING HER OUT WITH A DIVING HURRICANRANA! Justin Windgate helping his partner out, and now it looks like this might become a two versus one with Myles still hurting from that shot with the glass bong!
James Peters: Donovan Duke gets back up as he takes off the chair from his head, and now Justin Windgate holds Minerva up, ALLOWING DONOVAN DUKE TO DRIVE THE STEEL CHAIR INTO MINERVA’S MIDSECTION! Now it’s Donovan Duke once again wrapping that chair around Minerva’s throat as Justin holds onto her, AND NOW THE TWO ELITISTS SEND MINERVA FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST, DRIVING THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO HER THROAT AND DROPPING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! After everything New Eden did to these two, I think saying that the fans are happy to see this is an understatement!
Rich Russillo: Of course it is! Both men are looking back under the ring, and Donovan Duke grabs a barbed wire wrapped wooden 2 by 4! Justin Windgate pulls a wooden 2 by 4 out himself, but this one isn’t laced with barbed wire. Instead, this one has a nail near the edge of it! The sharp end of the nail is just poking out of that 2 by 4, and whatever Justin has planned with it can’t be good whatsoever!
Persephone: I mean, you guys are the ones that said New Eden deserves what’s coming to them or whatever. I for one am all for watching Justin and Donovan murder these two.
James Peters: Donovan Duke walking up to Minerva, BUT MINERVA HEADBUTTS DONOVAN, CAUSING DONOVAN TO STUMBLE BACK- ONLY BEFORE SWINGING THE BARBED WIRE 2 BY 4 INTO HER MIDSECTION! DONOVAN DUKE HITTING MINERVA WITH THE 2 BY 4 ONCE AGAIN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER SHOT WITH IT AS JUSTIN WINDGATE WALKS OVER! Now Donovan Duke is the one to hold up Minerva, and this can’t be good! I think New Eden is about to meet some serious consequences of their actions, AS JUSTIN SWINGS HIS OWN 2 BY 4 AT-
Rich Russillo: NO! MINERVA JUMPS UP, DROPKICKING JUSTIN WINDGATE! MINERVA NOW DROPPING TO HER KNEES, TAKING DONOVAN DUKE OVER HER! Donovan Duke quickly gets back to his feet-
James Peters: BUT MINERVA GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR BEFORE THROWING IT AT THE SIDE OF DONOVAN DUKE’S HEAD! Minerva quickly finding a way out of the situation she was in, and now she gets back to her feet before grabbing Donovan, and sending him over the barricade! Minerva now turning towards Justin Windgate, and-
Persephone: :mjlol2: AND JUSTIN WINDGATE HITS MINERVA IN THE SIDE OF HER STOMACH WITH HIS 2 BY 4, STABBING HER WITH THE NAIL! Minerva drops to the mat, and Justin Windgate pulls the 2 by 4 out of her before sending her back into the ring! Luckily it looks like Justin isn’t finished with the 2 by 4 as he re-enters the ring. Hearing Minerva’s screams of pain was soo refreshing after usually having to hear her in the ring boring us with some drawn out promo with New Eden.
James Peters: Justin Windgate now re-entering the ring, and-
(As soon as Justin enters the ring, the Cash in the Vault briefcase flies at him, and Justin just manages to catch it before it could hit him.)
Justin Windgate: :comeagain:
James Peters: BICYCLE KNEE BY MYLES, SENDING THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE RIGHT INTO JUSTIN WINDGATE’S FACE!! Justin Windgate was about to further attack Minerva, but Myles was able to distract him by throwing that briefcase at him, before using it as a weapon by kneeing it right into Justin’s face! Myles’ face is still a mess thanks to that bong, but he was still able to stop Minerva from receiving any further damage!
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but now it looks like he’s not about to stop at just helping Minerva out! Minerva slowly making her way up to her feet, and Myles hands her the 2 by 4, ALLOWING MINERVA TO SLAM THE NAIL RIGHT INTO JUSTIN’S MIDSECTION, BEFORE PULLING IT OUT! NOW IT’S JUSTIN WINDGATE THAT’S IN PAIN AS HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIS STOMACH, BUT THAT JUST OPENS MINERVA UP TO HIT JUSTIN WINDGATE IN THE BACK, STABBING HIM ONCE AGAIN WITH THE NAIL!
Persephone: I really don’t want to see New Eden make
this show even more boring than a J. Cole album, but if this is the last time we’ll see any real violence on a Voltage show, I’m glad we’re going out with a match like this.
James Peters: Myles now grabs Justin Windgate before leaning him up against the barbed wire ropes, and now Myles is grabbing them before tying Justin’s arms in them! Justin is tied up in the barbed wire, and now Myles backs up, BEFORE CHARGING IN AND DELIVERING A BICYCLE KNEE, RIGHT TO JUSTIN’S NOSE!
Rich Russillo: That might have broken Justin’s nose! Blood is running down Justin’s nose, BUT THAT’S THE LEAST OF JUSTIN’S PROBLEMS, AS MINERVA ONCE AGAIN SWINGS THAT 2 BY 4 INTO JUSTIN’S MIDSECTION, ONCE AGAIN STABBING HIM! NOW MYLES PULL’S JUSTIN’S FACE RIGHT INTO ANOTHER KNEE, BEFORE ALLOWING MINERVA TO GET ANOTHER SHOT IN WITH THAT 2 BY 4! I DON’T KNOW IF I’VE HEARD BOOS ANY LOUDER THAN THIS BEFORE, AS MINERVA AND MYLES ARE JUST LAYING WASTE TO JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Persephone: I really admire just how much pain Justin’s willing to take. He really does make a great punching bag :wow:.
James Peters: Justin Windgate really is being beaten to a bloody pulp, and now Myles slides out of the ring, and it looks like he’s going for the steel steps-
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN DUKE DIVES OFF OF THE BARRICADE, TAKING MYLES OUT WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!! Minerva threw Donovan over the barricade earlier to take him out of the match, but now Donovan is back up and he immediately grabs that barbed wire laced steel chair as he sees Minerva sliding out of the ring to help Myles! DONOVAN WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE OF MINERVA, AND THAT TAKES DOWN THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
James Peters: Donovan Duke quickly slides back into the ring, and finally he untangles Justin Windgate from the barbed wire ropes, and grabs Justin before he could drop to the mat! Justin took a very bad beating, and I’m really glad Donovan was able to come to his aid before it could get any worse! Both Myles and Minerva are slowly making it back up to their feet, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW RUNS TO THE ROPES BEFORE JUMPING OVER THEM, TAKING OUT BOTH MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke slides out of the ring before looking for another weapon, and Donovan pulls a small bag out from under the ring! Donovan sliding back into the ring now, and he pours everything that’s in the bag out in the middle of the ring, revealing a bunch of thumbtacks! Justin Windgate now sending Minerva back into the ring, ALLOWING DONOVAN DUKE TO PICK HER UP, DROPPING HER HEAD FIRST ONTO THE THUMBTACKS WITH “DRAWING DEAD”!!!! THE MICHINOKU DRIVER CONNECTS ON TOP OF THE THUMBTACKS, AND NOW THERE’S THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, WHICH MIGHT JUST BE ENOUGH TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Persephone: Nope, Minerva managed to kick out just before three! I want to hate this because it gives New Eden another chance to win, but not long ago these four were literally tearing the flesh off of each other’s bodies, so I’d rather keep seeing that.
James Peters: Donovan Duke slowly gets back to
his feet as Myles is rolled back into the ring by Justin, and Donovan turns his focus towards the explosive barbed wire table that was brought into the match near the beginning of it! Donovan Duke now setting up that table, meanwhile Justin Windgate slides back into the ring before trying to pick Myles up!
Rich Russillo: MYLES DOESN’T MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM THOUGH, AS HE PUNCHES AWAY AT JUSTIN’S MIDSECTION, RIGHT WHERE ONE OF THE STAB WOUNDS FROM THE 2 BY 4 WAS! MYLES NOW LIFTS JUSTIN WINDGATE, BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE EXPLOSIVE TABLE!!!
James Peters: WAIT NO! DONOVAN DUKE JUST CAUGHT JUSTIN BEFORE HE COULD GO THROUGH THE TABLE! DONOVAN QUICKLY LETTING GO OF JUSTIN, BUT THAT DISTRACTION OPENED MYLES UP TO DELIVER A HUGE BOOT TO THE SIDE OF DONOVAN DUKE’S HEAD! MYLES GRABBING JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW, AND HE SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Persephone: Myles now is doing what I wish people would do in every match, and going to find another weapon :blessed:!
Rich Russillo: Myles just brought out a few light tubes, and now he slides back into the ring before SHATTERING ONE OF THEM ACROSS DONOVAN DUKE’S BACK! Myles now holding the end of the light tube which is still in tact, AND HE STABS DONOVAN WITH THE BROKEN EDGE OF IT! MYLES IS ON TOP OF DONOVAN DUKE, AND NOW DONOVAN IS FORCED TO USE HIS ARMS TO TRY AND COVER HIMSELF AS MYLES STABS HIM WITH THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE OVER AND OVER!
James Peters: DONOVAN MANAGES TO PUSH MYLES OFF OF HIM BEFORE GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW MYLES CHARGES TOWARDS DONOVAN- BUT DONOVAN DELIVERS A DROP TOE HOLD, SENDING MYLES RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE BARBED WIRE ROPE! Donovan Duke having to take a moment to recover from what Myles just did, BUT HE PICKS UP ONE OF THE LIGHT TUBES BEFORE SMASHING IT ACROSS MYLES’ BACK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE DONOVAN HAS THE CHANCE TO GET SOME PAYBACK, AS HE RAISES THE BROKEN END OF THE LIGHT TUBE BEFORE-
Rich Russillo: NO! MINERVA JUST PULLED THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE OUT OF DONOVAN DUKE’S HANDS! DONOVAN TURNS AROUND, AND MINERVA TRIES TO STAB DONOVAN IN THE SHOULDER WITH THE PIECE, BUT DONOVAN JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GRAB MINERVA’S HANDS! DONOVAN STOPPING HIMSELF FROM RECEIVING YET ANOTHER STAB WOUND, BUT NOW MINERVA DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, BEFORE GOING TO TRY AND STAB DONOVAN-
Persephone: Nope. Unfortunately Justin Windgate managed to stop Minerva with a super kick, just before she could stab Donovan’s brains out.
James Peters: Justin Windgate now grabbing Minerva, AND HE GOES FOR A MODIFIED STANDING VERSION OF THE RUN IT UP!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT A SECOND!! MINERVA’S HOLDING ONTO JUSTIN BEFORE HE COULD GET ALL THE WAY UP AND FLIP OVER HER, AND NOW SHE RUSHES TOWARDS THE CORNER BEFORE THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, SENDING JUSTIN WINDGATE CRASHING ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THAT WAS NOT A GOOD LANDING FOR JUSTIN AT ALL, WHO JUST CRASH LANDED ONTO ALL OF THE STEEL STEPS!!
James Peters: DONOVAN DUKE IS STILL HERE THOUGH, AND HE GRABS MINERVA BEFORE GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX-
Rich Russillo: WHICH DOESN’T CONNECT, AS MINERVA LANDS A BACK ELBOW TO DONOVAN’S JAW, AND LOOK! MYLES JUST LIFTED DONOVAN UP INTO A CANADIAN RACK, AND NOW MINERVA DELIVERS THE DEVIL’S TOUCH TO DONOVAN’S FACE, ALL WHILE MYLES DROPS DONOVAN WITH THE WRATH OF PANDORA, RIGHT ONTO THE LEFTOVER THUMBTACKS!!! THESE TWO CALL THAT PANDORA’S KISS, AND THAT MIGHT BE THE KISS OF DEATH FOR VOLTAGE! MYLES NOW WITH THE COVER ON DONOVAN DUKE TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT!?!? DONOVAN DUKE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! DONOVAN DUKE KEEPS THE MATCH ALIVE FOR HIM AND JUSTIN!!!
Persephone: For him and Justin? :mjlol: More like for all of Voltage. I genuinely don’t think there’s a single person on the planet that wants to see New Eden take control.
James Peters: Neither Myles nor Minerva look too pleased to see that Donovan Duke is still in this, and now both Elitists slide back out of the ring, before looking for some more weapons! Myles pulls out a roll of barbed wire, and Minerva- WAIT! LOOK!
(The camera cuts to Drake King, who’s digging under the ring for something. Captain Charisma quickly walks over to Drake, but is stopped by..)
Rich Russillo: I should’ve known that branding iron would’ve come into play eventually! Drake just pulled out the branding iron from under the ring! Neither Captain Charisma nor Drake are supposed to get involved with the match, but Drake isn’t interfering, he’s handing the branding iron to Minerva! Captain Charisma’s annoyed by Drake doing anything at all, and it looks like Drake and the commissioner are sharing a few words with each other, but that might not be what’s important right now!
Persephone: Of course it’s not. Myles and Minerva just re-entered the ring, and I genuinely think they’re about to torture Donovan.
James Peters: Myles pulls Donovan Duke up into a seated position, BEFORE WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS THROAT! MYLES IS CHOKING DONOVAN DUKE OUT USING THE BARBED WIRE, AND NOW HERE COMES MINERVA, PRESSING THE BRANDING IRON AGAINST DONOVAN DUKE’S STOMACH!! DONOVAN’S DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF NEW EDEN’S GRASP AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN, BUT I GENUINELY DON’T KNOW HOW HE’S SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS! DONOVAN DUKE’S BEING CHOKED OUT WITH BARBED WIRE AND BURNED AT THE SAME TIME, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG DONOVAN WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS!
Rich Russillo: Minerva temporarily pulling the branding iron away from Donovan’s stomach, BUT ONLY SO SHE COULD SWING IT AND HIT DONOVAN IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH IT! At this point I don’t think Donovan has much left in him! Donovan Duke might just be moments away from passing out, and the brutality we’re seeing from New Eden right now is about to give them control of Voltage for an entire month! This just can’t happen! Donovan’s still trying to fight out of their grasp, but his fight is slowly getting weaker and weaker! I think Donovan’s about to-
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE GRABS MINERVA BY HER LEGS BEFORE PULLING HER OUTSIDE OF THE RING! JUSTIN WINDGATE QUICKLY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AFTER GETTING MINERVA OUT, AND HE JUMPS OVER TO MYLES BEFORE STABBING HIM WITH ONE OF THE SHARDS LEFT FROM THE GLASS BONG!!! JUSTIN JUST STABBED MYLES AT THE TOP OF HIS SHOULDER, AND THAT FORCES MYLES TO LET GO OF DONOVAN DUKE!! Minerva quickly slides back into the ring, AND SHE GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DUCKS UNDER IT, BEFORE GRABBING MINERVA AND JUMPING UP!
Rich Russillo: RUN IT UP!!! JUSTIN CONNECTS WITH THE MODIFIED VERSION OF THE RUN IT UP, BUT HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!! JUSTIN WINDGATE CHOOSES NOT TO GO FOR THE COVER, AND IT’S BECAUSE OF WHAT MINERVA HAD IN HER HANDS! Justin Windgate picks up that branding iron, and he looks right over at Drake King, BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO MINERVA’S FACE! Myles is trying to use the turnbuckles to get up, BUT HE ISN’T SAFE FROM THE BRANDING IRON EITHER, AS JUSTIN PRESSED IT AGAINST HIS SIDE BEFORE SWINGING IT AT HIS MIDSECTION, DROPPING THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE HOLDER TO THE MAT!
Persephone: Drake is pissed, probably because these two already cost him and Ms. Extreme earlier, and now his own weapon is about to cost New Eden the chance to run Voltage :mjlol:.
James Peters: Justin Windgate now forcing Myles’ mouth open, BEFORE SHOVING THE BRANDING IRON INTO HIS MOUTH! WE’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE! THIS IS SOMETHING DRAKE KING HAS DONE IN THE PAST, AND I’M NOT SURE IF YOU ALL REMEMBER HOW DRAKE FOLLOWED THAT UP, BUT I THINK JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ABOUT TO GIVE A REMINDER AS HE SLOWLY BACKS UP, BEFORE BEGINNING TO CHARGE AT MYLES, WHO STILL HAS THE BRANDING IRON IN HIS MOUTH!
Rich Russillo: CURB STOMP BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!
James Peters: VICTORIA!!!! MYLES JUST POPPED JUSTIN UP AS SOON AS HE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST GOT HIT WITH THE POP UP KNEE STRIKE! VICTORIA CONNECTS, AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS DROP TO THE MAT AS MYLES DESPERATELY PULLS THE BRANDING IRON OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!
Persephone: I guess New Eden managed to dodge a bullet, but that’s a real shame. If Justin actually landed that stomp, I’m pretty sure Myles’ head wouldn’t be in one piece right now.
Rich Russillo: Myles is slowly starting to sit back up now that he got the branding iron out of his mouth, and if his face wasn’t already messed up enough, there’s so much blood pouring out of Myles’ mouth! This match has already taken a huge toll on all four Elitists-
James Peters: AND DONOVAN DUKE IS LOOKING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, AS HE SMASHES ONE OF THE FINAL LIGHT TUBES INSIDE OF THE RING ACROSS THE SIDE OF MYLES’ HEAD! Myles goes rolling out of the ring, and now Donovan Duke follows behind!
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke now grabbing Myles by the legs, AND HE SWINGS MYLES’ HEAD RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! DONOVAN USUALLY DOES HIS “GAMBLER’S ROULETTE” SWING INSIDE OF THE RING, BUT INSTEAD HE DECIDED TO SWING MYLES HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Donovan now pulling Myles away from the steps, BEFORE SWINGING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! Donovan finally lets go of Myles, but only because Donovan seems to have something else in mind for this match! Donovan goes and picks up that barbed wire kendo stick from earlier, and I’m scared to see what he has in mind!
James Peters: Donovan Duke pulls Myles up from behind before pulling the barbed wire kendo stick against his throat, AND NOW DONOVAN DUKE DELIVERS THE BACKSTABBER, THE SAME MOVE MYLES ATTEMPTED ON JUSTIN WINDGATE EARLIER, AND LOOK AT THAT! THE KENDO STICK JUST BROKE IN HALF AGAINST MYLES’ THROAT, AND I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE HOW PAINFUL THAT HAD TO BE! Donovan Duke now re-entering the ring, and it looks like he’s got his eyes on that explosive barbed wire wrapped table, the same one that was set up way earlier in this match! Somehow these two teams have managed to avoid going through this table, and I can see why they’d want to avoid it. Going through that table would absolutely end this match, no questions asked!
Persephone: Well it looks like Donovan’s about to try and put Minerva through it, and I gotta say this is turning out to be an embarrassing night for New Eden. It’s a good thing they’re not gonna be a team anymore after tonight. I don’t know how they’d be able to show their faces after ANOTHER free-per-view where all three of them lose.
Rich Russillo: Donovan Duke now grabbing Minerva in a front facelock, AND HE TRIES TO LIFT MINERVA INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO KEEP HERSELF DOWN BEFORE STARTING TO PUNCH AWAY AT DONOVAN DUKE’S MIDSECTION! MINERVA REPEATEDLY PUNCHING AT DONOVAN’S MIDSECTION, AND WITH ALL THOSE BURN WOUNDS THERE’S NO OTHER OPTION FOR DONOVAN BUT TO LET GO OF MINERVA! Minerva now grabbing Donovan, AND MINERVA LIFTS DONOVAN UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION IN FRONT OF THE TABLE!
James Peters: BUT NOW IT’S DONOVAN DUKE THAT’S PUNCHING AWAY AT MINERVA’S FACE! DONOVAN DUKE WITH THESE PUNCHES CAUSING MINERVA TO STUMBLE BACK, AND NOW MINERVA FINALLY LETS GO OF DONOVAN! DONOVAN DUKE NOW GRABS THE ROLL OF BARBED WIRE, AND HE QUICKLY SLIPS BEHIND MINERVA BEFORE UNRAVELING THE ROLL OF BARBED WIRE AND PULLING IT ONTO HER THROAT! DONOVAN DUKE IS CHOKING MINERVA OUT NOW WITH THE BARBED WIRE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING SOME PAYBACK FOR WHAT WENT DOWN MOMENTS AGO!
Rich Russillo: YEAH, BUT THAT PAYBACK IS VERY SHORT LIVED AS MINERVA BACKPEDALS INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES, CAUSING BOTH HERSELF AND DONOVAN TO TUMBLE THROUGH THEM AND FALL OUT OF THE RING! Minerva managed to free herself from Donovan’s grasp, but that wasn’t a very pretty fall!
Persephone: Duh. Nothing in this match has been pretty. That’s the whole point of this being a Barbed Wire Massacre! I for one am loving how this match is turning out. All four competitors are down and out, and they’re all covered in blood. They’re only like one step away from having all their guts spilled across the ring, and that’s how every match around here needs to be. The worst thing these New Eden idiots are doing right now in their goal to take over Voltage is trying to get rid of all that, even if it’s only for a month.
James Peters: Both Donovan Duke and Minerva are slowly getting back to their feet, AND MINERVA HITS DONOVAN DUKE WITH A FOREARM, BUT IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG FOR DONOVAN TO SEND ONE IN RETURN! Both of these Elitists can barely stand right now, but even that’s a step up from Myles and Justin, who for the most part are still laid out inside of the ring. Minerva hits Donovan Duke with another elbow, and Donovan Duke is nearly taken off his feet completely, but Donovan manages to land another big forearm strike! Now it’s Minerva stumbling back, and she’s having to use the ring apron just to stay on her feet-
Rich Russillo: I DON’T THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, BECAUSE JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST RAN AND DELIVERED A SLIDING DROPKICK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, SENDING MINERVA CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! Justin Windgate managed to use whatever energy he had left to pop back up to his feet when he saw the opportunity, and because of that he and Donovan just got the upper hand against New Eden! Justin Windgate is slowly rolling out of the ring to join Donovan, and things are not looking good for New Eden!
James Peters: Minerva slowly uses the barricade to try and pull herself up to her feet, AND SHE’S MET WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION BY JUSTIN WINDGATE, FOLLOWED BY A FOREARM BY DONOVAN DUKE! JUSTIN WINDGATE AND DONOVAN DUKE ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TRY AND TAKE DOWN MINERVA, AND NOW THIS ISN’T A- WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?
Rich Russillo: MYLES JUST USED THE STEEL STEPS AND THREW THEM AT JUSTIN AND DONOVAN! MYLES IS BARELY STANDING, BUT BE JUST USED THOSE STEEL STEPS TO DROP BOTH DONOVAN DUKE AND JUSTIN WINDGATE! Myles seems to have something in mind too!
Persephone: Minerva is pulling Donovan Duke up, and that allows Myles to grab the steel steps and slam them right into Donovan’s face! Kinda surprised Myles didn’t accidentally throw them over Donovan’s head since he’s so short, but whatever. Whatever control Donovan and Justin had over this match not long ago seems to be gone now.
James Peters: Now Minerva is pulling up Justin Windgate as Myles picks back up the steel steps, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGES TO LAND AN ELBOW TO MINERVA’S STOMACH! MYLES QUICKLY GOES TO HIT JUSTIN WITH THE STEPS, BUT JUSTIN DUCKS UNDER THEM, AND NOW JUSTIN GRABS MYLES BEFORE RAMMING HIM INTO THE RING POST!
Rich Russillo: Myles is down, and now Justin turns around- RIGHT INTO A RIGHT HAND BY MINERVA! JUSTIN STUMBLES BACK, BUT ONLY BEFORE HITTING MINERVA WITH A FOREARM! JUSTIN WINDGATE NOW GRABBING MINERVA, AND HE SENDS HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER OF OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! MINERVA’S MIDSECTION WAS SENT RIGHT INTO THE CORNER OF OUR TABLE, AND NOW JUSTIN WINDGATE IS STARTING TO CLEAR OUR TABLE! JUSTIN HAS SOMETHING BIG IN MIND AND THIS ISN’T GOOD AT ALL FOR NEW EDEN! I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS HE’S THINKING ABOUT, BUT IT CAN’T BE GOOD!
James Peters: OH MY GOD! MYLES GRABBED THE 2 BY 4 WITH THE SHARP NAIL WHILE JUSTIN WAS DEALING WITH MINERVA, AND MYLES JUST SWUNG IT AT JUSTIN! JUSTIN ONLY JUST BARELY GOT OUT THE WAY, AND THAT NAIL WENT RIGHT THROUGH OUR TABLE, THAT’S HOW SHARP IT IS!
Persephone: More importantly, that’s how hard Myles swung the 2 by 4. I think he just legitimately tried to murder Justin :mjlol:.
James Peters: Whatever the case may be Justin managed to save himself from it, AND NOW HE KICKS MYLES IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE GRABBING HIM IN A FRONT FACELOCK! JUSTIN NOW JUMPING UP ONTO OUR TABLE, BEFORE JUMPING OFF OF IT AND DELIVERING A TORNADO DDT!
Rich Russillo: Justin Windgate now pulling the 2 by 4 out of the table, BUT HE DOESN’T GET MUCH TIME TO DO ANYTHING, AS MINERVA GRABS JUSTIN AND SENDS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA!! Justin Windgate was just sent into the timekeepers area, and that might’ve just saved Myles and herself from even more pain as Justin had that 2 by 4 in his hand! Minerva now going towards Justin, and she-
Persephone: :mjlol: JUSTIN JUST SWUNG THE 2 BY 4 AND THE NAIL HIT MINERVA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Unfortunately it was more in the cheek area instead of going right through her skull, but Minerva’s still in tons of pain anyway, so this works for me.
James Peters: Justin just pulled the 2 by 4 off of Minerva’s face, and there’s just a hole in the side of Minerva’s face, full of blood pouring out! Minerva’s clearly in so much pain, AND NOW JUSTIN JUMPS ONTO THE BARRICADE, BEFORE JUMPING ONTO MINERVA AND TAKING HER OUT WITH A CROSSBODY! WHAT A MOVE BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Rich Russillo: Justin Windgate sees Myles slowly trying to get back up, AND JUSTIN DELIVERS A NASTY KNEE TO THE STOMACH, BEFORE LAYING MYLES OUT ON OUR TABLE! Myles is laid out on top of our table, AND NOW LOOK BEHIND JUSTIN! DONOVAN DUKE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! DONOVAN DUKE FOUND THE TIME TO RECOVER FROM GETTING HIT WITH THE STEEL STEPS, AND NOW HE’S ABOUT TO TRY AND PUT THIS MATCH AWAY! Drake King looks like he wants to do something about this, but Captain Charisma’s right there and he’s keeping a close eye on Drake, leaving him with no other choice but to let this play out!
James Peters: STACK THE DECK!!!! DONOVAN DUKE TAKES MYLES OUT WITH A PHOENIX SPLASH THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! THE COMMENTARY TABLE JUST CRUMBLED UNDERNEATH MYLES, AS MYLES WAS JUST FLATTENED BY THAT PHOENIX SPLASH!!! THAT’S IT, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! MYLES IS DONE FOR AND MINERVA’S BEEN TAKEN OUT EARLIER! THIS MATCH HAS TO BE COMING TO AN END SOON!
Persephone: Soon? More like right now. Donovan may be only like 3 feet tall and maybe a hundred pounds at most, but that phoenix splash looked like it hurt and these two wasted no time sending Myles back into the ring!
Rich Russillo: That’s right! Myles is back in the ring, and so is Donovan Duke, who goes for the cover to end this match AND New Eden!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: NO WAY!!!! NO WAY MYLES JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! HOW IS THIS MATCH NOT OVER YET!?!? THAT SHOULD BE IT! THAT SHOULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH! VOLTAGE SHOULD STILL BE IN SAFE HANDS, BUT SOMEHOW MYLES JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP, AND MADE SURE THAT NEW EDEN STILL HAS A CHANCE OF TAKING VOLTAGE OVER!
Rich Russillo: This is far from the first time that we’ve seen Myles show some unbelievable resilience! Just back at Clash of Kingdoms Myles became only the third man in HISTORY to kick out of Mr. DEDEDE’s North Star, and now tonight Myles managed to survive the Stack the Deck through the commentary table! New Eden is capable of some amazing things inside of the ring and that can’t be denied, it’s just a shame that they’re using their talents to try and take control of Voltage! Somehow this match is still on, and that’s bad news!
Persephone: I’m all for the violence that these two teams are bringing in this match, but it seriously makes me sick knowing that if New Eden wins, I’m gonna have to somehow go without all of this. No Rexy, no stipulation matches, Voltage is going to be ruined if these three manage to take control.
James Peters: Justin Windgate grabs that 2 by 4 before looking to re-enter the ring, BUT BEFORE HE COULD RE-ENTER THE RING, MINERVA GRABS HIM BY THE LEG! JUSTIN TRIES TO SHAKE HER OFF OF HIM, BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO PULL JUSTIN OUT OF THE RING BEFORE DELIVERING A HEADBUTT, CAUSING JUSTIN TO STUMBLE BACK! JUSTIN NOW SWINGING THE 2 BY 4, BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO CATCH IT BEFORE DRIVING THE END OF IT INTO JUSTIN’S MIDSECTION! Minerva now taking the 2 by 4, AND SHE GOES TO HIT JUSTIN IN THE HEAD WITH IT-
Rich Russillo: BUT DONOVAN DUKE MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING JUST IN TIME, STOPPING MINERVA FROM SERIOUSLY INJURING JUSTIN WINDGATE, OR WORSE! MINERVA TURNS AROUND TOWARDS DONOVAN DUKE, AND SHE DELIVERS A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES FOR AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BUT MINERVA PULLS THE 2 BY 4 THAT DONOVAN WAS ALSO HOLDING WHILE DUCKING DOWN, CAUSING JUSTIN TO ACCIDENTALLY HIT DONOVAN IN THE FACE WITH THE ELBOW!
James Peters: Minerva now taking the 2 by 4, AND SHE GOES TO HIT JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH IT, BUT NOW IT’S JUSTIN THAT CATCHES IT, AND SHE KICKS MINERVA IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SENDING HER BACK INTO THE RING! Justin quickly helps Donovan Duke back up after accidentally dropping him, and now Justin slides back into the ring before-
Persephone: :francis: Before getting hit in the face with the Devil’s Touch.
Rich Russillo: MINERVA PRETTY MUCH KICKED JUSTIN’S HEAD OFF WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH, AND NOW DONOVAN DUKE QUICKLY TRIES TO ENTER THE RING, BUT MINERVA IS FAST ENOUGH TO PUSH DONOVAN OFF OF THE APRON BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER! MINERVA’S ABOUT TO PICK UP THE WIN FOR NEW EDEN, AND GAIN CONTROL OVER VOLTAGE IN THE PROCESS!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: THANK GOD! Donovan Duke just barely managed to slide back into the ring and pull Minerva back out of the ring just before the ref could reach three! Donovan just saved Voltage from somehow becoming even worse than it already is! I guess he’s not that useless after all.
James Peters: Minerva doesn’t look too happy right now, and while I can see why she’d be upset, I can’t say I feel bad for her or the rest of New Eden whatsoever! After all of the horrible things they’ve done, and after the things they already said they have planned for Voltage, there’s no way they deserve to win this match. I usually don’t take sides in these matches, but I think I’m speaking for everyone when I say that we don’t want to see New Eden win.
Rich Russillo: Minerva’s getting back to her feet, and she grabs Donovan Duke, BEFORE SENDING HIM OVER THE- WAIT NO! DONOVAN DUKE MANAGED TO TURN IT AROUND, AND THIS TIME MINERVA’S THE ONE SENT OVER THE BARRICADE! Donovan Duke now climbing up onto the barricade, BUT MINERVA GRABS DONOVAN’S LEGS AND PULLS THEM OUT FROM UNDER HIM, DROPPING DONOVAN BACK FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE AND DROPPING HIM OFF OF THE BARRICADE! Both Elitists are over the barricade now, and it looks like we have a fight in the crowd coming up as Minerva grabs Donovan Duke, looking to take control!
James Peters: WAIT, ONE OF THE FANS JUST THREW THEIR DRINK AT MINERVA!! MINERVA WAS TAKING DONOVAN DUKE THROUGH THE CROWD, AND ONE OF THE FANS JUST THREW THEIR DRINK RIGHT IN MINERVA’S FACE, WHICH WAS ALREADY COVERED IN TONS OF SCARS AND CUTS! ONE OF THE FANS NOW GIVING DONOVAN DUKE THEIR CHAIR, AND DONOVAN TAKES IT BEFORE HITTING MINERVA IN THE BACK WITH IT, TAKING MINERVA FURTHER THROUGH THE CROWD! IF IT WASN’T OBVIOUS WHOSE SIDE THE CROWD IS ON HERE TONIGHT, THIS SHOULD TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!
Persephone: While those two are fighting inside of the crowd Justin and Myles are both finding their ways back to their feet, but Myles manages to get back up first, which clearly isn’t too good for Justin… Or for the rest of us. Myles just took Justin down with a double leg takedown, and now Myles is just beating the hell outta Justin with tons of elbows and punches to the face. This match was always personal or whatever especially after what Justin and Donovan pulled earlier, but I’m still a bit surprised by some of the things these four have done to each other in this match, in a good way.
James Peters: I think Myles might have just knocked a tooth out of Justin Windgate’s mouth! Myles is relentless right now, and I don’t like this one bit! Myles just grabbed some of the thumbtacks in the ring, and he just shoved them into Justin’s mouth! Myles now backing up, allowing Justin to start to sit up a bit, BEFORE CHARING IN, GOING FOR A RUNNING KNEE!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST BARELY DIVES OUT OF THE WAY! JUSTIN COUGHING OUT THOSE BLOODY THUMBTACKS, BUT HE QUICKLY HAS TO GET BACK UP AS MYLES STOPS AND TURNS TOWARDS THEM! MYLES CHARGES AT JUSTIN AND GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DUCKS UNDER IT!
James Peters: SITOUT FACEBUSTER BY JUSTIN WINDGATE, DROPPING MYLES FACE FIRST ONTO THE REMAINING THUMBTACKS!!! MYLES IS DOWN, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE CAN’T CAPITALIZE, NEEDING SOME TIME TO TRY AND RECOVER!
Rich Russillo: It looks like Donovan and Minerva are coming back from the crowd area as Donovan has a hold of Minerva, AND DONOVAN RUNS WITH MINERVA LOOKING TO SEND HER INTO THE BARRICADE-
James Peters: BUT MINERVA TURNS IT AROUND, AND DONOVAN DUKE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!
Persephone: Right now Minerva is the only person standing, but even then she’s barely on her feet after that fight in the crowd.
Rich Russillo: Minerva now rolls Donovan Duke back into the ring before following behind-
James Peters: BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE HITS MINERVA WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! JUSTIN WINDGATE HITS THE SUPERKICK, AND HE FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH THE CLASSIC ENDING!!! THE CLASSIC ENDING CONNECTS ON MINERVA, AND THAT’S IT! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE COVER ON MINERVA, AND THAT HAS TO BE THE END OF THIS MATCH!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MYLES PULLS JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF OF MINERVA!!! MYLES JUST SAVED THE MATCH FOR NEW EDEN, PULLING JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF OF MINERVA! That superkick and Classic Ending really came out of nowhere, but I see this match still isn’t over!
Persephone: Justin Windgate now is laying into Myles with a bunch of lefts and rights, and now he’s holding Myles, as Donovan Duke slowly gets back up and starts to make his way up to the top rope.
James Peters: Myles is trying to break free of Justin’s grasp, meanwhile Donovan Duke is still in pain, but he somehow makes it up to the top rope! DONOVAN DUKE IS UP TOP, AND NOW HE GOES FOR-
Rich Russillo: NO! MYLES BREAKS FREE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE’S GRASP, AND HE RUSHES OVER TO THE CORNER BEFORE SHOVING DONOVAN DUKE OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, SENDING DONOVAN CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! THE BACK OF DONOVAN’S HEAD HIT THE BARRICADE, AND I THINK THAT JUST KNOCKED DONOVAN OUT! DONOVAN DUKE IS OUT!!!!
James Peters: YEAH, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DOESN’T GIVE MYLES ANY TIME TO ACT! JUSTIN GRABS MYLES FROM BEHIND, BUT MYLES LANDS A SHOT TO THE FACE WITH A BACK ELBOW! Myles now grabbing the Cash in the Vault briefcase that he used earlier, AND HE SWINGS IT AT JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T CONNECT THOUGH! JUSTIN DUCKS UNDER IT, BEFORE HITTING MYLES WITH A BICYCLE KNEE OF HIS OWN, CAUSING MYLES TO BACKPEDAL AND FALL ONTO THE BARBED WIRE EXPLOSIVE TABLE! Justin Windgate now walking over to Myles, and he punches him a few times to make sure he stays down! Justin Windgate has Myles knocked out, and now he’s starting to climb up to the top rope himself! The crowd is cheering as loud as they can, they can see that this match might just be on the verge of ending!
Persephone: Not only is it gonna end, but I think Myles is about to die!
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ON THE TOP ROPE WHILE MYLES IS ON THE TABLE! MINERVA’S KNOCKED OUT! DONOVAN DUKE IS KNOCKED OUT! IT’S COME DOWN TO JUSTIN AND MYLES, AND I THINK JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ABOUT TO SAVE-
James Peters: :comeagain:
Rich Russillo: WHAT THE HELL!?!?
(All of a sudden, before Justin could jump off of the top turnbuckle, someone slides into the ring.)
James Peters: WHAT!?!?
Persephone: Wow.
Rich Russillo: IT’S MS. EXTREME!!! MS. EXTREME JUST ATTACKED JUSTIN WINDGATE BEFORE HE COULD MAKE IT OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MYLES FOUND ENOUGH TIME TO ROLL OFF OF THE TABLE, MEANWHILE MS. EXTREME JUST STOPPED JUSTIN WINDGATE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S NOT FINISHED YET!!!
(BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!)
James Peters: MS. EXTREME JUST THREW JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST WENT THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE, ARMED WITH EXPLOSIVES, AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO MS. EXTREME!!!!
Persephone: :mjlol2: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA JUSTIN JUST DIED!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST WENT THROUGH THAT TABLE, AND NOW-
Persephone: :comeagain: Wait a second.
(Slowly, Myles manages to pull himself on top of Justin Windgate’s lifeless body as the crowd boos as loud as they possibly can.)
OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners…. MYLES AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION MINERVA…. NEEEWWWWWWW EEEEEEDDDDEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ hits, and for a moment nobody knows how to respond. The crowd is stunned for a while before beginning to boo as loud as possible, and as the camera cuts to Captain Charisma, he’s in genuine disbelief. All four Elitists competing in the match are bloody, bruised and battered, and while Drake King looks shocked for a moment, a huge grin forms on his face.)
Persephone: ….. You’ve got to be kidding me.
James Peters: …..
Rich Russillo: …..
James Peters: New Eden just won control of Voltage..
Rich Russillo: And it’s because of Ms. Extreme.
Persephone: Just when I thought I couldn’t hate this show more :will:.
James Peters: I genuinely don’t know what’s gotten into Ms. Extreme. I know what Justin and Donovan did earlier, and I’m sure she’s probably still pissed about it, but she already has a Championship in her hands. She’s the Universal Women’s Championship, and if you ask me this match was beyond an opportunity to become a double Champion. She just gave Voltage to New Eden.
Rich Russillo: I would love to praise the match we just saw, and how far these four went to try and get the victory, but to say that ending left a sour taste in my mouth would be an understatement.
(Captain Charisma doesn’t move. He’s beyond disappointed, and he just watches as Drake King enters the ring, helping up both Myles and Minerva.)
Persephone: Welp. Hope New Eden got what they wanted. This is going to be a horrible month.
(As their entrance music begins to play, Drake King raises Myles and Minerva’s hands, smiles appearing on all three of their faces. Afterwards, Drake walks up to Ms. Extreme, looking to embrace in their victory.)
James Peters: :lupe: Ms. Extreme just pushed Drake away.
(Ms. Extreme rolls out of the ring and begins walking up the ramp, and you can still see the anger on her face as she takes her leave. Drake looks a bit confused by her actions, as does New Eden, and basically everyone else in the arena.)
Rich Russillo: I don’t know what to say. Ms. Extreme clearly isn’t happy, but after what she did, no one will be happy for the next month.
James Peters: No one.. But-
Persephone: No, no no. Don’t say it. We get it already. New Eden runs Voltage now.
James Peters: Well, it looks like that’s all for Wicked Games tonight. I’m James Peters, and as always with me is Rich Russillo and Persephone Tsitsipas. We’ll see you all next Sunday night… Where it looks like Voltage is going to be a much different show.
(‘My Brother (the Dragonslayer)’ continues to play, and as Donovan Duke begins to stir, he can’t help but look just as disappointed as the few people who’ve gotten over their shock. Captain Charisma still doesn’t seem to know how to respond to what just happened, and Justin Windgate has yet to move after going through the exploding barbed wire table. As Wicked Games comes to a close, the only Elitists left standing tall, is New Eden.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
