(EAW intro plays.)
(RECAP: The recap opens with Ryan Wilson and Ronan Malosi opening up the show to address The Maidens’ challenge. Ronan and Ryan would make it very clear they had no interest and declined, but HRDO would intervene and make the tornado steel cage between both teams official much to the chagrin of Chained Fury. Up next, Bethany Blue went on to have a dominating performance against Bashar Jackson, undoubtedly hoping to have sent a message over to Chained Fury. We would then be witness to another Big Berry Open Challenge which was accepted by Shaker Jones, however, a Bubble Wrap Slap would crush his dreams in securing the BBB Title as Strawberry Steve retained. #RIPBOZO Kid Ohio would then be seen for an interview by Kyra Phillips. Unfortunately for him, it would be cut short after the intrusion of Justin Windgate who isn’t happy with Ohio’s recent cheap shots against him. Windgate wouldn’t wait til King of Elite to take action and slammed Ohio’s head down on a crate repeatedly, making things clear this is a sign to come at the event. After taking care of his business with Ohio, Windgate went out to the ring for a match with The Woogieman. The Woog would fight hard, but in the end, it didn’t even matter as Justin Windgate reigned supreme, gaining momentum ahead of KOE. It would be time for another interview afterwards, this time uninterrupted as it featured Raven Roberts, who made it clear that she’s here to fight and fight only, and she looks forward to seeing what Darcy May Morgan has up her sleeve for KOE. Alissa Brady confronted an annoyed Jon Kelton once more, giving him a reminder that his number one fan, London, will be here this week. After that, we’d return back to some in ring action as the unlikely duo of Lucas Johnson and Jon Kelton had to try and coexist to take on Chained Fury. However, coexisting seemed to be too tall of a task for those two men as Chained Fury reigned supreme after Lucas Johnson pretty much did nothing to help Jon Kelton while he was pinned. Chained Fury wouldn’t get to savor their victory, however. Alexis Chambers made her shocking return to take both men out before she and Bethany Blue would embrace each other. Jack Ripley was seen standing alongside Kyra Phillips next, making it known he wanted the Answers World Title to be seen as THE title here in EAW, before Bronson Daniels interrupted him, both men trading a war of words, before Jack let Bronson know that he will walk out nothing but heartbroken for KOE. We also saw Jack Ripley compete in a match against James Ranger, who put a major fight against Jack Ripley. Ripley just putting up an even better that would secure victory for him, gaining momentum for King of Elite in the process. Up next, we would witness an emotional moment between mentor and student, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert. Harlow made it very clear that Xavier is just about the last person she’s looking for a fight against, Ryan Wilson would then inject himself into the segment, announcing that Williams versus Harlow would happen. However, Harlow would rather look to be fired than take the match. Williams would not allow that to happen, and talked Harlow into having the match, and not allowing herself to be booted off of Showdown. King of Elite would become a bit more spicy in the next segment that featured Mitsubachi and Adam Lucas recruiting James Ranger in their fight against Insurgency members, Limmy Monaghan, Donavan Duke, and Maxwell, something that certainly has combustible written all over it. Speaking of combustible, TLA and Xander Payne would be special guests for commentary while another one of the competitors for the King of Elite finals in Kassidy Heart took on the number one contender for the Answers World Title Bronson Daniels. The match went on to be nothing short of brilliant with Kassidy Heart winning by making Daniels pass out in pain from her signature Louis Vuitton submission maneuver. Xander Payne looked to turn this night from good to sour for Kassidy Heart by attacking her after the bell, but she managed to fight him off, and even fight TLA off to close Showdown standing tall. Could this be the scene come King of Elite? The recap ends.)
RECAP END.
(“Uncontainable” by Set It Off hits as blue and white pyro explodes on top of the stage and then the blue lights and lasers shine throughout the arena as the virtual fans are cheering ready for the show to begin.)
(SCREEN BAR — EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY!)
Eve: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF SHOWDOWN!!!!
Deadprez: We are so close to King Of Elite, I can almost taste it. But oh my lord, what a show tonight for the go-home!
Eve: We have Jack Ripley facing off against the visiting Darcy May Morgan in the main event!
Gavin Kirkland: Meh.
Deadprez: AND! The Maidens of Malpractice have their shot at revenge when they get in the ring with Chained Fury inside a steel cage together!
Gavin Kirkland: When they’re high up on the cage, you think we might see a few wedgies on the Maidens and get a peek of dem cheeks? :adpeek:
Eve: Onto the show!!!
(“Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speakers as the crowd kicks off the show, booing the living hell out of the Showdown representative in the King of Elite Finals, Kassidy Heart. Kassidy is feeling really good about herself. Dynasty concluded with her standing tall and she feels like that was foreshadowing over what people should be expecting next weekend. She makes her way down the ramp, really not giving the slightest fuck about the reception of the crowd.)
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…PLEASE WELCOME AT THIS TIME…SHOWDOWN’S REPRESENTATIVE AT KING OF ELITE…’THE MAULER’ …KASSIDY HEART!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: We are kicking things off in the biggest way possible with ‘The Mauler’ who’s looking quite confident going into King of Elite!
Eve: She believes that she should be the odds one favorite in the match and after how things panned towards the end of Dynasty, I would not be shocked if people are placing bets on her. Did you see the way that she manhandled both Xander Payne and TLA last night?
Deadprez: That was frightening as hell, but if people did not look at this woman as an equal, they should now!
Gavin Kirkland: Better yet; you should look at her as your superior, DP!
(Kassidy Heart takes her place in the middle of the ring. The microphone is still in her possession as “Monster” dies down. She carefully constructs her words, wanting to make sure that her words and warnings are as effective as possible before she decides to speak.)
Kassidy Heart: It’s funny. For all the shit that TLA and Xander spoke of me last night, they got their ass beat by 5’4” blonde from Sydney. I took care of myself well against men twice or in Xander’s case three times my size and I didn’t break much of a sweat. My beautiful make up remained intact. Thank gawd for the Urban Decay All Nighter Long Lasting Setting Spray. It has been a lifesaver lately. Sadly, TLA and Xander don’t wear makeup because by the looks on their faces, they need all the saving that they possible can. Just oily t-zones and pores for days. How can any of you expect for any woman to look at you and not feel disgusted by any of you? Last night on Dynasty, those two came after me, slut-shaming me, objectifying me and trying to ignore the idea that I could snap their arms off their sockets and beat the shit out of them with it? Let’s just ignore the idea that I can make both of those men submit like a fucking bitch and I wouldn’t break a sweat. It calms fragile men like Xander and TLA, who want to believe that they’re only facing some small and petite woman. They shouldn’t look at me and see that they’re just facing a female competitor, who is crazy enough to believe that she’s going to be making history next weekend.
Kassidy Heart: From my time on Dynasty, it’s difficult for men like Xander Payne to eliminate that mindset that I am nothing more than just a woman, whore and I smell like fish. It help fills whatever fucked up narrative that they have on someone like myself, who could bring him down to his fucking need and make him kiss my feet. As for TLA, his whole occupation is about using the assets of women to make a profit. When he makes comments like “the Poon Palace is always hiring” and ignoring the fact that I can wipe the floor with him is insulting, but my expectations with TLA are low to begin with. The other finalists participating in this match don’t peak my interest and I don’t have an issue with taking them down. From how Dynasty panned out for me last night, I say that my chances at making history have increased. From how Xander and TLA and how they’ve been treating me as a competitor, it’s make me hungrier to win King of Elite. Now, I get that there’s ‘pressure’ about the finals and winning the match, but I’m not going to fold. I am not going to allow another opportunity at a crown slip from my fingertips. I was this close to winning Empress of Elite in 2018 and when I didn’t, it broke my heart and infuriated me to watch some overrated cunt walk away with the crown that she never deserved. I’ll be damned if I let TLA or Xander Payne walk out with MY crown —
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers, cutting off Kassidy. Xander Payne stands on top of the stage as he looks at ‘The Mauler’ who is not happy about being interrupted.)
Xander Payne: Kassidy, Kassidy, do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up. Don’t you understand how annoying it gets to listen to you cry about how much the world hates you? You really think that you winning King of Elite is something that ‘needs’ to happen to you? No, you just want the crown just because it’s shinny. You look at the crown as nothing more than another fucking accessory. Look in your closet and Ryan Adams has probably given you ten other crowns that look like the King of Elite crown. As for the Answers World Championship, we had to survive through a Cameron Ella Ava title reign, please don’t make us suffer through a Kassidy Heart title reign. I am fucking begging the wrestling gods to not make us suffer through a Kassidy Heart championship reign. Just to make sure that we don’t get to that point, I will be the one man that does this entire company a favor by ending any aspirations that you have to win King of Elite and become Answers World Champion. By doing that,
(Xander Payne enters the ring and gets in front of Kassidy Heart’s face.)
Xander Payne: I need to end you. You really think that being King of Elite is the only passage way to you getting an Answers World Championship match, Kassidy? Are we supposed to ignore who the fuck that you married? Grow a set, go to him and demand for a shot at the Answers World Champion. You would be doing me and possibly, TLA a huge favor. This tournament isn’t the only passage way to you getting a World Championship match. As for someone like me, I’m not married to the Chairman of the Board. I’m not on Voltage where Captain Charisma hands out opportunities like candy. I’m on Dynasty where StarrStan couldn’t bother looking at me. It’s difficult to get an opportunity at a World Championship. I defeated the World Heavyweight Champion, Lethal Consequences, but you don’t have StarrStan making all of this easier on me by giving me the match I deserve. Let’s just hand a title shot to Dray Fontana! Let’s just ignore everything else that Xander has done for Dynasty and EAW as a whole. You don’t have people talking about my victory over LC, but perhaps, it takes winning this damn tournament for people to stop whatever they’re doing and look at what I am doing. Maybe then, you won’t be able to ignore me. You won’t be able to stop looking at me as I accomplish the one goal I have and that’s becoming World Heavyweight Champion.
Kassidy Heart: First things first, interrupt me again and I will drop you on your fucking head. Second, when I win King of Elite, you’re going to be one of the people that I will be anticipating a reaction on. Am I going to get this ‘emo’ version of Xander Payne or will I get the Xander Payne who just screams, yells and throws a tantrum because a woman outshined him again.
Xander Payne: You’ll be getting Xander Payne, the most deadly and intimidating force that this company has ever seen.
(Xander Payne and Kassidy Heart stare down at each other.)
???: We’re having a fiesta out here? And you didn’t invite me?
(The crowd pops as TLA walks out with a microphone in his hands.)
TLA: I could have brought the comida to this fiesta. I promise that it’s none of that Taco Bell stuff, but I’m seeing all of this animosity between the two of you. You two don’t fuck with each other and I respect that opinion. I get that there’s not going to be people that fuck with me, but at least these wonderful virtual fans do, right?
(The virtual crowd pops for TLA, bringing a smile to his face!)
TLA: Y’all invited to the carne asada cookout in the Poon Palace…after this coronavirus is over because I’ve already dodged that one lawsuit by Taco Bell. I’m trying to avoid another lawsuit with the Poon that may or may not have been killed by Azrael, but me and Candice will be working closely with the family and for all of us to find a solution. I don’t need other lawsuits from the CDC. I mean, there’s the occasional STD and yeast infection, but our Poons get tested more regularly. We keeping it COVID-friendly around these parts. It’s difficult to be in the shoes of this vato these days. Kassidy wants to complain about those zapatos from a designer that none of us can pronounce the name of, but my shoes People want a piece of ‘La Pantera Sexual.’ They either want his dinero or his culo, but I’m still focused about this King of Elite finals. Do not underestimate this vato because I’m a fucking beast inside that squared circle and I’m looking forward to the feast that we’re going to be having at King of Elite. Kassidy is going to want to take a bite on one of us, but we should strategize here, Kassidy. We eliminate the biggest threat in the match and I mean, the BIGGEST threat.
(TLA has his eyes towards Xander Payne inside the ring as Kassidy Heart takes a look at him. Both of them know that if there’s someone that weighs more than them, it’s Xander.)
Xander Payne: Fat jokes? Is that all you got?
Kassidy Heart: I could say the same thing with the slut-shaming and objectification, but here we fucking are, Xander. What are you going to do about it?
TLA: Oooh, things are getting may caliente inside that ring. :whew: The groundhog may have said six more weeks of winter, but we’re going to fast forward to summertime because it’s blazing hot in that ring. I should have brought a couple of coronas and some palomitas because this is gonna be good. The two of you have your own motivations and stuff. I respect that. I respect the hustle that the two of you have. Both of you want nothing more than to win the match. The two of you talk about how much winning this match would mean for you. Kassidy, you want to avenge some bullshit that happened to you. Xander, you want to get something going for yourself. As for me, it will be another way to establish myself as an all time great. It will be another accomplishment to my ever-growing list. My accomplishment room be looking so sexy, but imagine a crown in it? :whew:
Kassidy Heart: That crown is going to look stunning in my vanity, but it’s going to look greater on the top of my head.
TLA: Keep dreaming, Kassidy; it’s the only place where you’ll be able to win King of Elite.
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER PAYNE JUST BLINDSIDED KASSIDY HEART AS SHE WAS TALKING TO TLA! XANDER BEGINS TO UNLOAD ON THE SHOWDOWN FINALISTS! IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE THAT WE DO NOT HAVE AN EARTHQUAKE, BUT XANDER’S TRYING TO GET SOME OFFENSE GOING FOR HIMSELF! KASSIDY TRIES TO GET OUT OF XANDER’S GRASP, BUT XANDER MANAGES TO GET HER HANDS ON ONE OF HER ANKLES BEFORE PULLING HER CLOSER TO HIM! KASSIDY MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF AROUND BEFORE KICKING XANDER PAYNE IN THE FACE! TLA FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO XANDER’S FACE!
Eve: Kassidy Heart manages to connect with a superkick to the former World Heavyweight Champion as she sends him to his knees! ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’ — THE SPIKED HURRICANRANA AS TLA’S HEAD SPIKES WITH AGAINST THE MAT! She barely gets time to recover as Xander Payne rushes towards her with a clothesline! Kassidy is knocked down as Xander tries to get her in position for the ‘Paynekiller’ BUT TLA WITH A JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG ON XANDER AS HE TRIES KASSIDY IN THE PROCESS! XANDER DROPS TO THE GROUND AS TLA CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT ON XANDER, FORCING HIM TO ONE OF THE CORNERS BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HIM TO A KNEE STRIKE BY ‘THE MAULER.’ Xander drops down to his knees as Kassidy goes to get Xander up, but TLA takes her down with a superkick! TLA manages to pick up Kassidy… ‘Mexican Destroyer!’
Deadprez: No! It seems like Kassidy Heart was able to dodge the move just in time! Before TLA manages to process what just happened, Xander Payne takes him down with a ‘OVERDOSE’ — THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE ON TLA AS XANDER MANAGES TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING AS HE LEAVES HIMSELF ALONE WITH KASSIDY HEART! XANDER PAYNE TURNS AROUND AS KASSIDY CHARGES TOWARDS HIM WITH A ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’ — THE SAME MOVE THAT SHE USED TO TAKE DOWN TLA WITH! KASSIDY TAKES A STEP BACK. HER EYES ARE AT XANDER, WHO IS SLOWLY GETTING HIMSELF UP TO AN ALL FOURS POSITION! SHE CHARGES TOWARDS HIM — PAINFULLY EVER AFTER — THE CURB STOMP TO XANDER’S SKULL!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Fatass Payne manages to side step before picking up Kassidy Heart — Last Sedation! The pop-up powerbomb on Kassidy! TLA FROM OUT OF NOWHERE MANAGES TO RUN TOWARDS XANDER PAYNE —‘CROSSED PATHS’ — THE CROSS ARMBREAKER ON THE DYNASTY REPRESENTATIVE, BUT XANDER MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING BEFORE TLA CAN INFLICT MORE PUNISHMENT!
(TLA is the only one standing in the middle of the ring. Xander Payne clutches his arm as he makes it up the ramp. Kassidy Heart is fuming as she rests her back against the steel steps. The back of her neck hurts, but you can tell that she’s going to be at her most dangerous at King of Elite. “Ambitionz Az a Ridah” by Tupac plays as TLA celebrates with the fans.)
Eve: Could this be the winner of the tournament? Is TLA going to do the unthinkable and take that crown to Voltage?
Deadprez: All three of them could win this match up? You can make a solid case for any of these competitors?
Gavin Kirkland: You can, but we’re just getting started here on Showdown. We’ll be right back after this commercial break!
(Commercial for a Poon Palace opening in every city in America, but COVID shut the expansion project down. :mjcry:)
(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring. She seems to be relieved that the ring is completely normal and hasn’t been set up strangely in any way this week. This is usually the part of the show where there are strange gardens or waterfalls of strawberries or some shit but it looks like tonight is going to be just another average boring night for the Big Berry Bhampionship defense.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Showdown! You are about to witness history as the most fightingest champion in EAW history is about to make his way to the ring! Give up your money and your virginity for the man who will take all of those things from you the moment you lay eyes upon his greatness! For the fourth week in a row… THE BHAMP IS BERE! THE BIG BERRY BHAMPION HAS ARRIVED!!! STTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Escape” by Rupert Holmes plays across the speakers as Strawberry Steve appears in the rafters above the ring. He attaches a clasp onto the front of his jeans before sliding down a zipline into the ring. He lands gently inside the ring in a prone lying down position as he begins to take a long nap in the ring using the Big Berry Bhampionship as a pillow.)
Crowd: AJPSJFOPASJFPOAJSFOPASJFOPAJSFOPS
Gina Romano: I am being told that Strawberry Steve’s opponent for this week has made a large number of special requests for this match. In response he has been granted the opportunity to have the match the way he wants it. Strawberry Steve was contacted to see if this was okay but again we heard no response.
Strawberry Steve: *shrugs*
Gina Romano: So I guess the match will be taking place under the rules and stipulations as decided by his opponent!
Eve: Strawberry Steve is truly unstoppable as Big Berry Bhampion. He has truly never lost! He has defeated the likes of The Woogieman, SKA, Christian DeMarco, even Shaker Jones! His kill list is a literal who’s who of the greatest men to ever step foot in the ring here in EAW.
Gavin Kirkland: Strawberry Steve is an absolute god in this sport. I don’t know how much longer these open challenges can go on for. It’s like he has already beaten everyone who there is to beat. He may have no choice but to retire in the near future if he keeps destroying the competition like this.
Deadprez: It’s a good thing that Strawberry Steve’s matches don’t usually last that long. Otherwise I would have to contact my doctor because of having an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Eve: :skip:
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t give me that :skip: Eve. When Strawberry Steve is out here we should all be wearing swimsuits at the commentary table with how wet you get.
Eve: That’s true.
(Strawberry Steve is lying motionless in the ring taking a nap.)
Crowd: APFOJS_AFJ_A)_A))_ASF)_ASJF)_ASJF_)JASF)_JAS_)FJSA_)FJSA)_FJSA_F)JSA_)FJSA_)FSA
Gina Romano: And his opponent…
Crowd: SKA SUCKS! SKA SUCKS! SKA SUCKS!
Eve: Come on… SKA can’t be dumb enough to come out again right?
???: Excuse me! Excuse me! I have some ideas that you need to take into consideration!!! Please respond! Please respond! Are you ignoring me?
(The crowd boos at the familiar sounding voice as Eric Havoc steps out onto the stage with a microphone. Eric is carrying a long list of paper as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.)
Deadprez: Oh god not this guy…
Eve: He’s back and it looks like he has a lot of ideas to share with us!
Gavin Kirkland: Yet when I come with a list of ideas it is called “creepy”. I mean my list is a list of EAW Elitists who should dye their hair blonde but this is basically the same thing.
Eric Havoc: Alright everybody listen up! We are changing the game! Tonight I am here and I am going to be winning the Big Berry Bhampionship! I have discussed it with the bosses backstage and we are going to be making the following match a No Disqualification Match! Ring the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: This match is underway as Eric Havoc grabs a Steel Chair from ringside. He charges with it into the ring where Strawberry Steve is shown still sleeping peacefully on the mat. Eric raises up the chair and brings it down on his opponent with a thud!
Deadprez: But he misses! Eric Havoc hits the mat right next to Strawberry Steve as the chair bounces off the mat and ricochets back into his face! Eric falls down on the mat and he is busted open bleeding from the nose! Eric again rolls out of the ring as he takes out his list and shows it to one of the producers at ringside.
Eric Havoc: Umm I had an idea earlier that I would be able to use barbed wire weapons during this match? Where are the barbed wire weapons?
(The man sighs and points towards the apron of the ring on the side where Eric had entered from. Eric walks over and flips up the apron before pulling out a barbed wire bat and sliding back into the ring.)
Eric Havoc: What is this? There isn’t nearly enough barbed wire on this bat! I asked for this thing to be absolutely thicc with barbed wire. Is that too much to ask? Oh well I guess I will have to make do with what I am given… what little there is…
Gavin Kirkland: Eric Havoc now taking the barbed wire bat as he climbs up to the top rope. Strawberry Steve is shown lying peacefully in the middle of the ring still not awoken from his slumber as Eric measures him from above. Eric screams a war cry before leaping off the top rope with the barbed wire bat driving it right down into Steve’s face! Eric going for the kill right here!
Eve: But Eric Havoc misses again! He drives the barbed wire bat down and it crushes a lone strawberry lying on the mat near Strawberry Steve. The bat snaps in half as the barbed wire unravels and slices into the arms of Eric as he drives the bat into the ground! Eric screams in pain as his arms get sliced up and split open with blood gushing out all over the ring!
Eric Havoc: WHAT? THIS ISN’T WHAT I ASKED FOR! THIS HURTS! I WANTED TO HIT HIM WITH THE BAT? WHY DON’T I EVER GET WHAT I ASK FOR?!?
(Eric Havoc kicks the broken bat out of the ring in a tantrum as he begins stomping up and down. He then reaches into his pockets and pulls out the long list. The blood from his arms drip down over the list covering most of it as he tries to read off what is left.)
Eric Havoc: NO! My ideas! How will I remember them? We need to contain this problem! We need to contain this match!
(Eric Havoc picks up the microphone.)
Eric Havoc: Umm… I have a great idea u guiz!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eric Havoc: We are going to continue this match as a STEEL CAGE MATCH FROM NOW ON!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT! A STEEL CAGE?!?!? LOOK THERE IT IS!!!
(The camera pans upwards as a barbed wire covered steel cage lowers down around the ring. Eric Havoc walks over to Strawberry Steve and picks him up. He grabs Steve and walks over to the door of the cage as he bashes Steve’s face into the barbed wire of the cage!)
Eve: NO! Strawberry Steve is awake now! He drops down before his face hits the barbed wire and instead Eric just slams his hand into the barbed wire! He falls down screaming!
Deadprez: And Steve rolls out of the cage! Strawberry Steve has this thing won!
Eric Havoc: NO! I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA! YOU CAN’T WIN THAT WAY! DON’T RING THE BELL! THIS ISN’T JUST A STEEL CAGE MATCH… IT IS A HELL IN A CELL MATCH! YOU CAN’T WIN THOSE BY ESCAPING! THAT WAS MY IDEA ALL ALONG I JUST SAID THE WRONG KIND OF CAGE!!!
Eve: :skip:
Deadprez: Well apparently this is not over yet…
(Bright lights flash around the arena as the Hell in a Cell structure slowly lowers from the top of the arena and envelops the cage already in the ring around it.)
Gavin Kirkland: What kind of match is this? A cage inside a cage? This is getting strangely repetitive and mind blowing.
(Strawberry Steve is shown having rolled out onto the ramp before the Hell in a Cell structure could lower. Eric Havoc appears to be trapped inside. However, he grabs the steel chair and busts open the lock of the Hell in a Cell. He throws the steel chair at Steve on the ramp!)
Eve: But Eric misses! The chair bounces off the ramp and hits Eric in the head! Eric Havoc is thrown back his head hitting the chain links of the outside of the Hell in a Cell!
Eric Havoc: SICK OF THIS SHIT! I’LL SHOW YOU!
Deadprez: ERIC HAVOC NOW CLIMBING THE HELL IN A CELL! HE IS CLIMBING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! CLIMBING TO THE HEAVENS!!! HAVOC ON TOP OF THE CELL! HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO PASS OUT! HE’S NOT GOOD WITH HEIGHTS!
Eric Havoc: I just had a great idea! What if I do THIS!
(Eric Havoc takes a running leap off the Hell in a Cell!!!)
Eve: NO ERIC! DON’T JUMP! IT’S NOT WORTH IT! THERE’S STILL WAYS FOR YOU TO GET HELP!
(Eric Havoc attempts to do a flip in midair as he jumps but ends up doing an awkward half flip landing on his upper back about five feet away from Strawberry Steve on the ramp. Eric is lying motionless as medical personnel come rushing out and put him on a stretcher.)
Eric Havoc: No… don’t take me away… this wasn’t one of my ideas… You are making my character look bad… Stop it… Please…
(The medical staff sigh as they take Eric’s stretcher back into the ring and unfasten him. Eric Havoc rolls off the stretcher but it doesn’t look like he can actually get up at this point. Strawberry Steve slowly walks back towards the ring.)
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT! HERE COMES STEVE! HE’S FINALLY GETTING IN ON THE ACTION!
(Strawberry Steve kicks weakly at Eric Havoc’s limp body checking to see if he is alive.)
Crowd: PAOSJF_AS_F)JAS_)FJSA_)FJS_A)FJSA_)A
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT THOSE KICKS! ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL! HOW CAN ERIC STILL BE ALIVE?
(Eventually Eric is able to raise the microphone to his lips.)
Eric Havoc: I have another idea… From now on this match will be a barbed wire exploding C4 Deathmatch!!!!
(Personnel at ringside are shown looking bored and tired as they attach C4 explosives to the turnbuckles inside the ring.)
Eve: Wow! C4 explosives! So I guess someone is going to blow up?
Deadprez: Come on Eric just blow yourself up and lets get this over with.
(Eric Havoc grabs one of the C4 explosives before the lazy worker can attach it to the turnbuckle and holds it in the air.)
Eric Havoc: IT’S TIME STEVE! EAT THIS!!!
(Eric Havoc tosses the C4 explosive at Strawberry Steve.)
Strawberry Steve: *flicks strawberry in Eric’s general direction*
Gavin Kirkland: THE STRAWBERRY HITS THE C4 EXPLOSIVE IN MIDAIR! THE BLAST! HOLY SHIT I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING!!!
(The blast from the explosive makes all commentators and workers at ringside temporarily deaf. The Hell in a Cell structure and steel cage around the ring collapses in a giant cloud of dust. As the dust clears the referee is shown crawling out of the wreckage to find Steve taking a nap on top of Eric Havoc’s charred corpse which is missing various pieces of his body.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Here is your winner… and STILLLLLLLL THE BIG BERRY BHAMPION… STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWBERRRRRRRRRRRRY STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Escape” by Rupert Holmes hits as the referee places the Big Berry Bhampionship atop Strawberry Steve’s sleeping self. Medical personnel are shown rushing the ring to put both Eric Havoc and Strawberry Steve on stretchers.)
Eve: I’m not sure we actually need a stretcher for Strawberry Steve too but I guess that it will be easier to remove him from ringside that way.
Gavin Kirkland: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! STRAWBERRY STEVE DID IT! HE WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BACK AND STILL RETAINED THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! STRAWBERRY STEVE SURVIVED A NO DQ, STEEL CAGE, HELL IN A CELL, C4 EXPLOSIVE DEATHMATCH ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT! NO OTHER WRESTLER CAN SAY THE SAME!!
(The charred remains of Eric Havoc’s list floats down near the commentary table and is snatched up by Deadprez.)
Deadprez: Damn looks like we were gonna get an Inferno Match next. That would have been fun.
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(The camera cuts backstage to Harlow Reichert sitting backstage; beats cover her ears as she sits on a crate which holds the production equipment and her eyes are closed as he leans back against the wall. It’s obvious that the events between her and Xavier are still running through her mind and the thought of facing him at King of Elite wasn’t necessarily something he wanted to even think about.)
“I hope you understand why I’m doing this Harlow.”
(She didn’t hear the voice over the music playing through her beats as the Showdown General Manager, Ryan Wilson makes his way into the camera’s frame and towards Harlow. She slowly opens her eyes and see’s Ryan standing in front of her, and boy, if looks could kill. He immediately puts his hands up.)
Ryan Wilson: I just want to talk.
(Harlow doesn’t say a word.)
Ryan Wilson: I really hope that you understand why I’m doing this, Harlow. It has always been my goal to make this brand the best that it possibly can be. From the first day that I was made the Showdown General Manager, every decision that I’ve made has been what has been best for Showdown. I know that the match at Pain for Pride wasn’t really something that either of you wanted to compete in, but I wholeheartedly believed that it was going to be something that was going to bring the best out of all parties involved. So, what do you do when you listen to someone talk about how they failed at a time where they needed to succeed the most; especially after watching them take so many steps forward since returning months ago? You give them the chance to right something they see as a wrong in their own eyes. You make them stand before their own demons and allow them the opportunity to prove that they’re able to overcome them. I’m walking into a Steel Cage tonight against Alexis Chambers and Bethany Blue because of everything that I’ve done to them. But, it’s through my actions that has helped them excel past their previous limitations. It’s through my actions that has helped them push part levels where they once faltered. All because – it’s what’s best for Showdown –
Harlow Reichert: You can stop wasting your breath, Ryan.
(Harlow cuts off Ryan as takes a deep breath.)
Harlow Reichert: What am I expected to say? Nothing’s going to stop me from righting the wrong from Pain for Pride! No. I told you last week that I didn’t want this match at King of Elite. I told both you and him that I am done. I’ve done everything in my power to get past it all; to leave it all behind and look forward towards the rest of my career, but you didn’t care. You don’t want what’s best for anyone here except yourself.
Ryan Wilson: I-
Harlow Reichert: You don’t get to talk. You got what you wanted; you made it official. I’m facing Xavier Williams at King of Elite. I’ve spent so long busting my ass towards what I thought I had earned at King of Elite and had to watch that match go to someone else. Dealing with Andrea Valentine should have set my name against Kasey in stone, but it didn’t. So, I’m not going to pretend that I see this match differently than I do. I don’t want this match. I don’t want to revisit the past. I want what I deserve, not what you think is what’s “best for Showdown”. Now for the love of god, go and do what you do best, Ryan. Go fuck yourself.
(Harlow jumps off the crate, placing the beats back over her ears and leaves Ryan there speechless. He shakes his head as he watches Harlow walk away before the camera cuts elsewhere.)
(The crowd roars with excitement as the camera cuts over to Gina Romano, preparing to make her announcements for the next match in the center of the ring.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Red Eye’ by NBA Youngboy fills the arena first, and out comes Jon Kelton, a man in the mood for no games right now going up against someone the caliber of Lucas Johnson, he’s all business as he heads down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the EAW audience.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Residing in Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 210 pounds…HE IS ‘THE CHOSEN ONE’…JON KELTON!!!
Eve: Jon Kelton has had his hands full with Lucas Johnson over these past couple weeks, and this week Kelton has to take on someone the skill set of Xavier Williams, not to mention, think about this number one fan that Alissa has promised him.
Gavin Kirkland: You think this London girl is gonna be hot? :shaq:
Eve: :wtf: I think that’s the least of Kelton’s troubles right now, he doesn’t even want this number one fan here in the first place, it’s Alissa who does.
Deadprez: True, but Alissa is the Showdown Consultant, Ryan Wilson put her in charge for a reason, clearly she has to know what’s best when it comes to some talent, Kelton may be one of them.
Eve: True, maybe this London girl can serve as a motivator to Jon Kelton, bring out the best in him. It hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing for him ever since the loss of that 24/7 Contract.
Deadprez: Yeah, but Jon Kelton can hope to return to smooth sailing tonight. All he has to do is defeat Xavier Williams, which is a tall task within itself.
(Kelton paces back-and-forth in the ring, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. He isn’t forced to wait long with “Just Being Me” by NF playing to a mixed reception for Xavier Williams.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent! Residing in Pensacola, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds…HE IS ‘THE BEST IN THE WORLD’….XAVIER WILLIAMS!!
Eve: We talk about people having their work cut out for em, Xavier Williams certainly has his at King of Elite as Harlow Reichert will be no slouch in that ring.
Deadprez: Do we even know that as true, Eve? I mean, Harlow was ready to leave Showdown rather than take the match, I don’t think she’s looking at Xavier like an opponent and that’s what could possibly be her downfall going into it.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m glad Xavier basically did accept the match on her behalf though, could you imagine a Showdown without Thicclow? :mjlit:
Eve: I wish I could imagine a Showdown where you’re not a horny bozo 24/7!
Deadprez: Hey, I mean, atleast Gavin taste in women ain’t bad.
Eve: Not you too, Deadprez.
Deadprez: :mjgrin: Alright, I’ll stop…for now.
(“Just Being Me” fades out in the background while Williams and Kelton eye each other from across the ring, awaiting the ref to ring the bell which he eventually signals for.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: There’s the bell, and Jon Kelton versus Xavier Williams is officially underway! Both men tying up with Xavier Williams getting the upper hand! Hammerlock applied by Williams, that arm of Jon Kelton put in nothing but an uncomfortable position. Jon looks to escape, but Xavier Williams quickly shifts to a side headlock, Williams changing the question before Kelton could even come up with an answer!
Deadprez: Yeah, and now Kelton gets taken down with that side headlock! But Kelton has the answer before Williams can change it this time, head scissors applied by Kelton. Williams is quickly out of it, and has the leg of Kelton in his grasp! Kelton is able to use both feet to shove Williams away! Kelton scrambles up to his feet, and notices Xavier over by the ropes! Kelton charges in, but meets a back elbow smash by Xavier!
Eve: That one definitely staggered him, but Kelton needs to cover up as Williams keeps coming at him with more strikes. Forearms to the head connecting! Williams attempts to throw Kelton in the corner, but it’s Jon who has enough wherewithal to reverse and Williams goes into the corner instead!
Deadprez: HERE COMES KELTON- WHOA! He had to stop himself there to catch the boot of Williams! BUT THE OTHER LEG OF WILLIAMS AND STILL FREE, HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY XAVIER, and the foot of Williams falls out the hands of a groggy Kelton! And if the roundhouse kick didn’t rock him, A SUPERKICK FROM THAT CORNER WILL! Jon immediately drops to one knee off the impact of that strike!
Eve: Xavier jumps to the second rope! Kelton turns around, BUT TRIES RUSHING TO XAVIER, WHO HOPS OVER KELTON! Avoiding a disastrous landing with a barrel roll! KELTON ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HE ENDS UP GETTING CAUGHT IN A RIPCORD BY WILLIAMS! KELTON GETS SPUN OUT, WHATEVER PLANS WILLIAMS HAD THOUGH GETS FOILED! HUGE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY KELTON!
Deadprez: Xavier doubles over, releasing that grip he had on the arm of Jon. KELTON NOW TESTING NEWTON’S LAW IN “WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN!” HUGE SNAP SUPLEX DONE BY KELTON, an early cover made here!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
T-
Gavin Kirkland: That one didn’t even garner a two, but Kelton is staying on a seated Williams by just cranking his head to the side here! Just look at the torque Kelton has on that thing. :yikes: If he cranks that thing any longer, Williams’ head may just come clean off. :mjlit:
Eve: What the hell is wrong with you?
Deadprez: Meanwhile in the ring, Williams is fighting back to a vertical base against Kelton, who receives some well placed shots to the body of the now up to one knee Williams. Kelton is doing his best to keep that hold in tight, but he realizes it’s not gonna last much longer. HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION DONE BY KELTON! Any attempt at a comeback by Williams gets stuffed. Just. Like. That. AND JON PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A POWERSLAM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Nothing but power on full display there by Jon.
Eve: And when there’s power, Kelton is looking to show off a little agility! SPRINGING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A MOONSAULT! Unfortunately, no water in the pool for Kelton! Xavier Williams was just able to narrowly roll out of the way, but Jon caught himself! Landing on his feet, not allowing Williams to get him that easily. ANOTHER SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ATTEMPT ON THE WAY BY KELTON!
Deadprez: WILLIAMS SPRUNG UP, AND JUST SHOVED KELTON TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE HE WAS STILL ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, KELTON HIT HARD!
Gavin Kirkland: While he did hit hard, Kelton does have some time to collect air back into his lungs, perhaps get some breathing room from Williams and come up with what he’s going to next. Actually, I don’t think he’s gonna have time to do that at all, AS WILLIAMS LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP WITH THE SASUKE SPECIAL!
Eve: THAT CARTWHEEL OVER THE TOP MOONSAULT JUST COMPLETELY WIPED OUT JON KELTON! Williams realizes that Kelton is in a bad way right now, and slides him into the ring! Williams gets on the apron, KELTON TRIES HIS HAND AT FIGHTING BACK AGAINST WILLIAMS, GETS CAUGHT WITH ROPE AIDED ENZIGURI FROM THE APRON BY WILLIAMS! Kelton just goes down to one knee!
Deadprez: WILLIAMS GONNA SHOWCASE THAT ATHLETICISM AGAIN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOVE OF SORTS- NOT THIS TIME SAYS JON KELTON! HE WAS ABLE TO SCOOP WILLIAMS OFF THAT TOP ROPE INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! F5 CONNECTS!! WILLIAMS MAY BE OUT!! KELTON GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Eve: A two count is all that move is gonna garner for Kelton, Williams telling him “you’re gonna have to do a lot more than to keep me down.” As now Kelton brings Williams back up to his feet! Hooking the arms, but it’s a bit to early for Final Atonement! WILLIAMS IMMEDIATELY TWISTING HIMSELF OUT FROM KELTON’S CLUTCHES! SUPERKICK! A SUPERKICK CONNECTS SQUARE ON KELTON’S JAW!
Deadprez: A POWERBOMB ATTEMPT MADE BY WILLIAMS, KELTON COUNTERS, AND BACK BODY DROPS WILLIAMS OVER HEAD! WAIT A MINUTE, XAVIER IS ATTEMPTING TO PULL KELTON DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP! KELTON FLAILING HIS ARMS, TRYING TO KEEP HIS BALANCE!
Eve: HE MANAGES TO DO IT, AND LEAPS IN THE AIR TO COME DOWN ON THE FACE OF WILLIAMS WITH A HUGE STOMP! WILLIAMS HAD SOME FORESIGHT THERE, AND GOT HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY! KELTON TURNS AROUND, AND CHARGES AT WILLIAMS! XAVIER GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO STOP JON RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! BUT THE FOOT IS CAUGHT!
Deadprez: JON USES THE BOOT TO SHOVE WILLIAMS BACK, WILLIAMS HAVING TO BACK ROLL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET OFF THE MOMENTUM! KELTON COMES IN AND SPEARS WILLIAMS INTO THE CORNER! KELTON IS UNRELENTING, AND SPEARS WILLIAMS IN THAT CORNER AGAIN! THE WIND UNDOUBTEDLY HAVING TO BE TAKEN OUT OF HIS SYSTEM!
Eve: IS KELTON GONNA TRY IT A THIRD TIME?! ANOTHER CORNER SPEAR- WILLIAMS SIDESTEPPED OUT OF THE WAY! KELTON JUST WENT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT RINGPOST! And Kelton comes stumbling out, favoring that shoulder…END OF HEARTACHE…DENIED!! THE ZIG ZAG OF WILLIAMS FOUGHT OFF BY KELTON WHO HELD ON TO THE TOP ROPE COMING OUT THAT CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: KICK TO THE GUT BY KELTON, A TWIST OF FATE ATTEMPT FOLLOWS, ONLY FOR HIM TO GET PUSHED INTO THE ROPES! WILLIAMS THEN RUNS OFF THE SAME ROPE FOR KELTON TO TURN AROUND INTO ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!! THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER JUST SPIKED KELTON IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, THAT LOOKED NOTHING BUT SICKENING! WILLIAMS MAY HAVE THIS ONE IN THE BAG HERE!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHRRRRRRR-
Deadprez: :damn: I don’t know how Kelton is still alive after that! But I do know it’s nothing but impressive! However, did Kelton only buy himself just a little bit more of time, because Williams sets him up for Death’s Dance, this move will unquestionably be Kelton’s kiss of death in this match up! Williams goes to lift Kelton into the Canadian rack!
Eve: KELTON IS MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR WILLIAMS, HOLDING THAT WEIGHT DOWN TO PREVENT ANYTHING FROM HAPPENING! KELTON EVEN DROPPING TO ONE KNEE! WINDGATE TRIES TO PULL HIM UP AGAIN, BUT KELTON SPINS HIMSELF OUT OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! PULLS WILLIAMS IN TO PLANT HIM WITH AN EMPHATIC SPINEBUSTER!
Deadprez: LOOK AT KELTON! HE IS FIRING UP RIGHT NOW! AND EVEN GONNA TAKE HIMSELF TO THE TOP ROPE! I don’t think Xavier even realizes what’s in store for him when he gets up, KELTON SOARS OFF THE TOP WITH A BIG CROSSBODY! THE HANGTIME KELTON GOT ON THAT IS NOTHING BUT OUTSTANDING!
Eve: BUT LOOK! HE MAY HAVE COME DOWN WITH A BIT TOO MUCH MOMENTUM AND XAVIER ROLLS HIM THROUGH FOR A PIN OFF THAT CROSSBODY!! KELTON KICKING THOSE LEGS BACK AND FORTH TO ESCAPE!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eve: HE’S ABLE TO KICKOUT! XAVIER THOUGHT HE HAD HIM THERE! BOTH MEN ARE IMMEDIATELY JUMPING BACK TO THEIR FEET! JON KELTON WITH A HUGE RUNNING FOREARM THAT BOUNCES WILLIAMS OFF THE ROPES! XAVIER COMES BACK AND COUNTERS WHATEVER KELTON WAS GOING FOR NEXT WITH A SPANISH FLY! USING THE MOMENTUM KELTON GAVE HIM TO ITS FULLEST!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT BRINGS KELTON AS WELL, PULLING HIM IN BY THE ARM! AND THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A BIG MISTAKE CAUSE KELTON EXPLODES WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF WILLIAMS! I DON’T THINK THAT’S GONNA DO MUCH OF ANYTHING BUT MAKE XAVIER MAD!
Deadprez: Slapping is one of the ultimate forms of disrespect, AND KELTON JUST GOT SENT OFF THE ROPES BY WILLIAMS! PERHAPS HE’S FINALLY GONNA PUT KELTON TO BED! WAIT! KELTON FLOATS HIMSELF OVER BEHIND WILLIAMS! HOOKS THE ARMS, SPINS HIM AROUND…AVADA KEDAVRA!! UNPRETTIER DIMS THE LIGHTS OF WILLIAMS!
Eve: And now Kelton is looking to turn them completely off! Sizing up Williams as he gets up! Kelton just over by the ropes, stalking his prey! The referee checking on Xavier Williams who looks to be completely out of it right now! KELTON GOES TO RUN- WHAT THE! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE RING, AND TRIPPED KELTON, WHO JUST FACEPLANTED ON THE MAT! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST SLIPPED BACK UNDER THE RING!
Deadprez: Kelton clutches at his face as he works his way back up! LUCAS JOHNSON MAY HAVE JUST SCREWED JON, AND I DONT THINK THE REF EVEN NOTICED! HE WAS TENDING TO XAVIER! BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS, EVER THE OPPORTUNIST, DEATH’S DANCE CONNECTS!! KELTON GOT SENT INTO ORBIT WITH THAT CANADIAN RACK NECKBREAKER! AND THE PIN IS MADE!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER..XAVIER WILLIAMS!!
(“Just Being Me” plays once again as the conflicted crowd of EAW don’t know how to react having just watch Xavier Williams score a flukey victory over Kelton, all thanks to Johnson.)
Eve: After that hard fought match between these two men, Lucas Johnson had to interject himself and ruin the match for Kelton that he probably would’ve won right then and there.
Gavin Kirkland: What do you mean? Lucas Johnson was just stretching and his hand just happened to trip Kelton up, he needs to watch where he’s going next time.
Deadprez: Cmon, Gavin, you know that’s not what happened. Lucas Johnson had an orchestrated plan to screw Kelton over tonight, similar to how this feud even started between these two, Lucas Johnson just sticking his nose in Kelton’s business.
Eve: And just like with Bronson, I don’t think Xavier even realizes that Lucas Johnson was a main deciding force in his victory tonight, I think he believes he actually won that fair and square.
Gavin Kirkland: Check the history books, on paper, you can see that Xavier Williams beat Jon Kelton, so he did win it, Eve.
(A proud Xavier Williams makes his way to the back after his victory, while the reign down with boos seeing Lucas Johnson slither in the ring to prey on a recovering Jon Kelton.)
Eve: Cmon, Lucas, there’s no need to do this. You already cost him the match, can’t you just wait til King of Elite?
Deadprez: I think Lucas Johnson couldn’t care less about waiting til King of Elite…CLAYMORE KICK!! THAT CLAYMORE JUST CAUGHT KELTON RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!
Gavin Kirkland: How smart is Lucas Johnson? Another well orchestrated attack, plus, he could have a 50% Kelton to fight in a street fight at King of Elite!
(The camera fades to black on the closing shot with Albert Hitchman raising Lucas’ hand in the air as he stands over the limp body of Jon Kelton.)
(Commercial for water, with Dynasty’s Jake Smith. He’s not safe around any actual food, this is the best we could do. OH NO! THE WATER BOTTLE JUST EXPLODED!)
(The scene fades the 2020 ‘Feud of the Year’ Award before zooming out until we see Chained Fury in Ryan Wilson’s office. Ryan Wilson pours Ronan Malosi a bit of bubbly in a champagne glass. The two men are all laughs before their Tornado Steel Cage Match against The Maidens of Malpractice later tonight.)
Ronan Malosi: You know, Ryan? I think that things are looking up for us.
Ryan Wilson: Indeed they are, Ronan. It’s the beauty of what happens when you align yourself with the General Manager of Showdown. You get a couple of the perks that come with hanging around me. For example, you get some of the finest bubbly that you can find in New Jersey.
Ronan Malosi: And, you get some of the best food known to man. I am so excited for the dinner after the show. I’ve been craving prawns since forever. 🤤
Ryan Wilson: The lobster with butter is something that I’m looking forward to too. I figured that we needed to celebrate our victory in the greatest way possible.
Ronan Malosi: I am looking forward to putting those bitches in their place tonight and all those other bitches in our match at King of Elite in their place.
Ryan Wilson: We get to step into the ring with six very talented women at King of Elite.
Ronan Malosi: Six women who can’t wait to get their hands on me. Since I’m the only man in this match, they’re going to be fighting on who is going to have their shot at me first.
Ryan Wilson: I feel like we’re kinda the underdogs in this situation, Ronan. It’s been something that has been pondering in my mind for a week now.
Ronan Malosi: Us, the underdogs? :mjlol: People really thinking that we’re the underdogs when there’s SIX WEAK WOMEN in this match? They wanna count out the MEN in this match? We are going to rag doll those bitches at King of Elite, Ryan. I mean, let’s look at the competition. IDOL-GUN — these two women have barely been in the company for a month and they’re already being trusted to perform in the highest standard in a match against us? I swear, Captain Charisma was desperate to get another championship in their brand. Selfish fuck.
Ryan Wilson: As we look at IDOL-GUN, Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai are very talented women. They got victories over Terry Chambers and the EAW Champion, SOSA Henderson. They took Myles and Minerva and The Realm to their limits and there’s no doubt that they would have been on their way to win the match, but we obviously had different plans. :mjgrin:
(Ryan Wilson takes a sip of his bubbly.)
Ronan Malosi: We really parading around like victories over SOSA Henderson and Terry Chambers in 2021 are anything worthy? SOSA is nothing more than hype. His reign is BOOOOOOOORING. As for Terry Chambers, I hope that he’s watching what I’m planning to do to his baby sister because that’s what I’d do to him if I crossed his path. IDOL-GUN are nothing more than flashes in the pan. Those Japanese bitches are nothing more than hype. You keep them separated and there’s nothing interesting about them. You got one bitch that looks like a dyke and the other one that looks like the Japanese version of Belle Delphine and hot take: no one would want to drink that bitch’s bathwater.
Ryan Wilson: Is that a thing? :skip:
Ronan Malosi: You really need to go to 8chan, Ryan. The stuff on there is life changing.
Ryan Wilson: IDOL-GUN are just examples of talent who think of themselves as above the competition. Those two are very talented women, but that attitude is only going to take them so far into this company. But, I admire their ability to get underneath their opponents’ skin. I’ve been known to do the same thing.
Ronan Malosi: Since when?
Ryan Wilson: Why do you think I constantly reply to people on my social media accounts?
Ronan Malosi: :oh:
Ryan Wilson: Then, you have the Tag Team Champions, The Realm. We’ve faced them at Road to Redemption and they brought in a good fight, but we’ll be sure to be ready for them.
Ronan Malosi: I think that this is where their reign ends, Ryan. Those two have gotten REAL comfortable with their spots on top. They think that just because they’re the champions, it means that they’re the best, but tag teams that have never gotten opportunities or were robbed of victories are getting their chance to prove on why they deserve to be the best tag team in this company. We were robbed at Road to Redemption, but I don’t think that people are ready for that conversation. People aren’t ready for Ronan to hit them with the straight fax.
Ryan Wilson: I believe that The Realm did all they could with those Unified Tag Team Championships, Ronan. I believe those champions are in need of someone new. From the result of the Feud of the Year Award, these people are in mood for something fresh and new. As much as fresh and new it would be for IDOL-GUN or the Maidens of Malpractice to win, people aren’t looking at us to accomplish the unthinkable and that’s on our side. As much as I respect women and women’s wrestling, I really want those Unified Tag Team Championships to return to Showdown and for us to be the champions. Dynasty has the New Breed Championship and Universal Women’s Championship and one-half of the Tag Team Championships. Voltage has the Specialists Championship and one-half of the Unified Tag Team Championships. Our brand has constantly gotten the short end of the stick and I believe that ends at King of Elite.
Ronan Malosi: Other brands hate Showdown because they’re not Showdown. Those brands probably cry every single night at the thought that they could have had me on their roster, but sucks for them. The thought that I was more valued than Sierra Bradford speaks enough for that bitch who has been coasting by her entire reign. I am seen as more wanted than the Unified Tag Team Champion. As for Harper Lee, she’s not the wrestler that we are, Ryan. She is the one that’s carrying her Sierra’s lazy ass in this reign. Taking those titles off of them would be a huge favor to her.
Ryan Wilson: A tag team is 50/50 in team work. If one person in the team isn’t giving it their all, then, it just throws everything off. That’s what makes us work, Ronan. We know it’s a 50/50 effort and if one of us slacks, we’re not afraid to call out the other for it.
Ronan Malosi: We’re not afraid of that and we’re not afraid of the Maidens of Malpractice. Alexis Chambers is nothing more than breakable and fragile and Bethany’s nothing more than an unstable bitch. She thinks that this ‘Plague Doctor’ stuff is going to scare us?
Ryan Wilson: We’ll see when we get to the match, but I so humbly take credit for the evaluation that Bethany has gone through these past several weeks. ‘The Plague Doctor’ is MY work. I’m all about pushing my roster to perform their best and that’s what I did with Bethany. She doesn’t need to thank me. She can thank me once she takes her career to the next level and becomes a champion again, but that’s not happening at King of Elite. Unfortunately, it’s Chained Fury’s time to shine.
Ronan Malosi: We still got that Tornado Steel Cage Match to worry about. We’re not going to be scared of those bitches in the cage. This is going to be an environment we shine in, Ryan. Let’s vow to hurt them so much, they won’t make it to King of Elite.
Ryan Wilson: It would be such a shame to eliminate them as a threat to the Unified Tag Team Championships, but we need to teach them a lesson, Ronan. If they end up not making it to King of Elite, so be it. C’est juste la vie.
Ronan Malosi: Indeed, Ryan. Cheers to our victory tonight and at King of Elite.
Ryan Wilson: Cheers to that, my friend.
(Chained Fury clank their champagne glasses before taking a sip of the bubbly. The scene fades elsewhere.)
(The scene transitions with Jon Kelton wearing street clothes in his dressing room after his match earlier tonight with Xavier Williams where he suffered a heartbreaking los. His ring gear is shown laid out on a table in front of him. Jon Kelton begins to sit down as a loud knock on his dressing room door catches his attention.)
???: Jon, come on! Open up!
Jon Kelton: … I’m busy come back later.
???: Jon, it’s me Alissa… open the door or else I’ll have security open the door for me.
Jon Kelton: Alissa? What do you want from me?
Alissa Brady: I don’t want anything from you, Jon! Actually, I have someone who wants to meet you.
(Jon Kelton reluctantly walks to his dressing room door and opens it as he’s met by a young woman who Alissa Brady pushes into the room.)
Alissa Brady: Alright, you two play nice!
(Alissa Brady walks off as Jon Kelton closes the door to his dressing room as the young woman looks around.)
Jon Kelton: Londyn I presume?
Londyn: Yep..that’s me.
Jon Kelton: You’re not what I expected, to say the least. I don’t know why but I was thinking you were going to be some fangirling sycophant with nice handwriting.
Londyn: Oh? Maybe the rest is farfetched by I’m trying my hardest not to freak out right now! You’re Jon Kelton… The Chosen One!!!
Jon Kelton: I appreciate the flattery but… I don’t feel like ‘The Chosen One’ as of late.
Opportunity after opportunity slipping through my hands… starting to think coming back was a waste of mine and everyone else’s time. No matter how much I get screwed over, no one ever really tries to right the wrongs done unto me– so why even try anymore? Look I don’t really expect you to understand or anything, but I highly doubt I’m the person you were expecting to meet when you wrote all those letters.
Londyn: Maybe you’re not. But then again, maybe you are. Whether you’ve been on a winning streak or a losing streak– I support you nonetheless. Something about you just resonates with me. Your story, your goals, the way you go out and perform week in and week out. It’s meaningful and empowering to me in a way I don’t yet fully understand. I used to watch you on TV when I was a kid, and it seemed like even though you had it all figured out– you really didn’t have it all figured out. You were still looking for purpose, something better and more concrete than where you were when you began.
Jon Kelton: You watched me when you were a kid? What are you like eighteen?
Londyn: I’m actually twenty…well at least I will be on the fourteenth.
Jon Kelton: You were born on Valentine’s Day? Interesting. Tell me more about yourself, “Biggest Fan”.
Londyn: Well for one; I never claimed to be your biggest fan: :wow: But I guess in a way I could be. I told you I resonate with you a lot. The way you carry yourself even though everyone doubts and questions you. You never let it get to you. Growing up, I didn’t have much; my mom was a janitor at a University and my father worked in a factory until he got sick and passed a few years ago.
Jon Kelton: Damn… I’m sorry to hear that.
Londyn: Don’t be, it’s okay. You remind me a lot of him. He was never afraid to speak his mind, and he was stubborn as hell. But he always did what he felt was right. When I was a kid we’d watch your matches from when you were just getting started, and you were his favorite.. And in a way, you became mine too. Now I find myself in a position I feel completely and utterly unfamiliar with.
Jon Kelton: You aren’t very close with your mother are you?
Londyn: Not as much. But I have a younger sister, Valerie, she’s a year younger than me, but she’s practically my best friend! She’s a good kid, and she loves wrestling nearly as much as me. I just hope one day she’s able to make it here herself! But I don’t want to talk about my family much.
Jon Kelton: Fair enough. Then let’s talk about you– what you do for a living, your goals, your hobbies, why I should trust you.
Londyn: I’m a gymnast– and I also practice Mixed Martial Arts as well as teach it. I’m a Black Belt in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu as well as Karate. My favorite colors teal, my favorite drink is water. I hate people who make long-winded speeches without substance to them. But most importantly you should trust me because I support you. Good or bad. I thought that was why you brought me out here? Look I’m not here to screw you over, nor am I here to make your life any harder. I want you to succeed and accomplish everything you said you would. Because then I can as well.
Jon Kelton: Okay then accompany me to the ring at King of Elite— we’ll see if you really have my best interest in mind.
Londyn: I would love to.
(The camera fades elsewhere as Jon Kelton and Londyn Zelaya smirk at one another.)
(The camera pans backstage to Jack Ripley doing warm-ups for his match tonight with Darcy May Morgan.)
???: Don’t let last week mean anything.
(Jack smirks, as he knows the voice.)
Jack Ripley: Look, people don’t see you as World Championship material, and I was one of those people. And last week, you had a chance to show you deserved to wrestle for the top title in the industry, but you failed–
Bronson Daniels: I didn’t fail. Kassidy Heart is one of the toughest bitches I have ever stepped inside the ring with. I bet she would beat you too, Jackie boy.
Jack Ripley: We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. But I will admit it, even though you didn’t win, you came off very impressive, looking like you would come out with the win on multiple occasions, but close only count sin horseshoes. I just won this championship, and I’m not going to let it go against someone who got this shot because Lucas Johnson was craving a little bit of the spotlight.
Bronson Daniels: I don’t understand the arrogance from you Jack. I really don’t/ It’s one thing to win the title, but we all know the hard part is keeping your spot at the top, and the guy who is most dangerous, is the guy playing with house money and has nothing to lose, and everything to gain by defeating you next weekend. Lots of title changes happened on an upset. Remember when Chris Elite beat Jamie for the title when nobody gave him a chance? Remember when SOSA beat Rex this season when nobody gave him a chance? Remember when you won the title inside the Chamber when people didn’t give you a chance convinced Midsummer Massacre was gonna repeat itself? You outta be careful taking me lightly. I best you once already, and I know they were by countout. That’s why I suggested Falls Count Anywhere, because I know I can pin or submit you, just like I know I can be Answers World Champion, and I’m gonna show the world and shock them when I stand the NEW Answers World Champion!
(Jack folds his arms looking into the face of Bronson.)
Jack Ripley: There’s a fine line between confidence and delusion, and you’re over the line. The difference between you and all the others is they all had the initiative, I honestly don’t think you care about winning the championship. I think you just love the exposure this match is going to bring you on a big stage to show off your talent. This is my first championship defense, and I went through hell and high water to win it, I’m in the prime of my career, and you thinking you have any shot at beating me is just delusion. I was in your shoes once, but I had the drive and the talent to become World Champion, and I don’t see that with you. You put on some great matches every once in a while, but other than that, you’re just a solid mid-carder, no more or no less. I’m sure me and you are going to have a great match, but there’s no scenario you get the better of me because I refuse to let it happen. You’re a pretender Bronson, and I’m going to prove it at King Of Elite. Enjoy your fifteen minutes in the spotlight.
(Jack grabs his title hanging behind him and walks away leaving Bronson alone.)
Bronson Daniels: Pretender? Yeah, we’ll see about that…later tonight.
(The scene fades to black.)
(McDonald’s commercial featuring loyal employee Andre Walker. If you don’t enjoy the food, at least listen to his stories about rude customers.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
Virtual Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
( “Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media play over the sound system of World1 Theatre as The Blueprint makes his way to the ring. )
Gina Romano: Introducing first! From Long Island, New York! Weighing in at 210 pounds! He is The Wrestling Machine! LUCAAAAAS JOHNSOOOOOOON!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: One week left until King of Elite, will Lucas Johnson keep up his momentum?
Deadprez: Things are looking good on his front, a newly found wind in his sail let’s see if he capitalizes on it tonight!
( ‘If You Smell’ by Adam Massare plays next over the sound system as the former Big Bhoogie Bhampion makes his way to the ring! )
Gina Romano: Annnnd His Opponent! From Jacksonville, Florida! Weighing at 260 pounds! THE WOO-GIE-MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The Woog has a good showing last week against the Interwire Champion, Justin Windgate!
Deadprez: If he keeps giving good matches like he has last week, success will surely soon follow for the Woog!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Eve: And this match is officially underway! We should expect a good one as both Woogieman and Johnson go to face each other dead at the center of the ring. A clinch is engaged between the two which is turned into an armbar then a triangle lock from Johnson who stands behind Woog and controls his steps. Woogie frees himself with a well-placed elbow to Lucas who let him go before getting whipped into the ropes! Hip toss from Woog! Lucas gets up quickly and goes down just as fast with another toss! Then a third but this time as Johnson gets up he backs himself into a corner grunting and staring at his opponent who gives him the Just Bring It Gesture!! Lucas goes to meet Woog and throws a quick thumb to the eye to gain the upper hand! Lucas into the ropes! He levels down Woog with a running clothesline but the Florida man gets up as Lucas goes to the ropes! Woog ducks him once! Overhead Suplex By The Woog!!!! Lucas didn’t expect this one! Lucas goes for the recovering as he rolls to the outside trying to shake the action off BUT Woog is hot on his heels smacking him from behind with a clothesline sending the Long Island-born Johnson down!
The Woogieman: Think you deserve a break? Don’t think so!
Eve: A handful of hair tightly gripped by Woogieman who drives Lucas’ back against the safety barricade while the official is starting to count both men! Lucas tries to get away from Woogie as he got up and Woog goes for a few well-placed punches to the face before moving for an Irish Whip Countered by Lucas who sends Woog against the nearby post! Woog staggers holding his head wobbling his way to our announce table.
Gavin Kirkland: Ah fuck!
Deadprez: Best get out of the way friends!
Eve: Woog has his hands on our table trying to shake the pain off as Lucas arrives fast behind him. He grabs his head wanting to smack it against the table but Woog counters! Elbow to the gut of Johnson who then gets to kiss our table before getting pushed inside the ring! Lucas is on his knees followed by Woog who grabs him and whips him to a corner! He follows suit quickly and climbs the second turnbuckle! He throws in haymakers at Lucas!
Gavin Kirkland: The crowd is counting along!!!
Virtual Crowd: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!
Deadprez: Woogieman ever the showman raises his hands in the air rousing the virtual crow-
Eve: LUCAS JUST SLAMMED WOOG DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB!!! COVER!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Woogieman kicked out!!
Deadprez: That was close! And how quickly did Lucas turned that attack from Woogie into an opportunity to score a win! Wow!
Eve: Lucas doesn’t want to waste any time as he picks up Woog and moves for an Irish whip that is countered by Woogieman Who Goes For The AngleSlam! The Angleslam From Woog-NO! Lucas manages to land on his feet! Woog follows suit he knows something is wrong but he gets greeted by a series of punches to the face from Johnson who then hugs him and throws him down with force with a German Suplex! Lucas holds onto Woog.
Deadprez: Uh oh!
Gavin Kirkland: Woog is gonna go for a ride!!
Eve: A second German from Lucas who still doesn’t let go! He slams Woog hard with a third followed by a fourth the virtual fans are actually counting and the fifth sends Woogieman against a turnbuckle sending him crumbling he almost looks down and out!! Lucas grabs an ankle and drags the man away from the corner and moves to the top! Lucas is going high risk right now! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! WHAM RIGHT ONTO WOOGIEMAN!!
Deadprez: Perfectly executed!
Eve: COVER!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THR-
Gavin Kirkland: Fucking Woogieman kicked out of this!! Five Germans and a Star Press and he STILL keeps going?
Deadprez: No wonder he is a fan favorite around here Gavin, no wonder at all!
Eve: This is annoying Lucas who wants to be over with this match but he will need to put in more work if he wants to put The Woogieman away! He is looking down on his opponent, berating him throwing him some verbal shade even slapping Woog behind the head as he tries to force himself back to his feet! Woog is on his knees as Lucas rears into the ropes and charges forward! Shining Wiz-no Woog ducked it! Lucas goes to the opposite ropes! Woogie turns around!
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! THE SPEAR BY WOOGIEMAN!!!!
Deadprez: Momentum Shift Right There!!!
Eve: Cover him Woogie!! Wait what is he doing? He is going back into the same corner once again! He waits for Lucas to hike his way back up Johnson is hurting! Woog will go for a second spear? He charges! He leaps BUT HE ENDS UP AT THE RECEIVING END OF A DDT!!! LUCAS COUNTERED THE SPEAR WITH A DDT!! COVER!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Woogieman kicked out!!
Deadprez: How did he manage that?? His head was basically planted into the mat with that counter!!!
Eve: It just goes to show the resiliency of the man from Jacksonville!! That is why people love him! Lucas is getting irritated as he picks up Woogie and whips him into the ropes! He goes for a running clothesline BUT WOOG TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER AND HE GETS TO HIS FEET!!
Gavin Kirkland: We all know what comes next!!
Deadprez: The most Electrifying move of all of Elite Answers Wrestling!
Gavin And Deadprez: The People’s Elbow!!
Eve: IT CONNECTS!! Woogie can end it right here! He goes for it!
Official: One! Two! Thre-
Gavin Kirkland: Whaaaaat???
Deadprez: The Wrestling Machine kicked out of the People’s Elbow!!!
Eve: Woogie forces his opponent to a vertical base then whips Lucas into the ropes! Kick to the midsection on the way back he moves in for the Russian Legsweep but wait, Lucas manages to throw a fist in Woog’s face! HE TURNS THE LEGSWEEP INTO SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!! The Woogieman is in trouble!
Lucas Johnson to the Camera: Watch This Kelton!!
Gavin Kirkland: He is in a corner, pumping himself up he waits for Woog to get up!
Deadprez: We all know what this means!
Eve: He can barely keep himself in place; he is raving, yelling at Woog to get up to his feet! Will he end it right now? He goes for it! CLAYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!! Lucas With The Cover!
Gavin Kirkland: For The Win!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media play over the sound system as the former New Breed Champion has his arm raised by the official. )
Gina Romano: The winner of this bout! The BluePrint! LUCASSS JOHNSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: He’s gonna be going in King of Elite with the momentum on his side that one!
Deadprez: You got that… Hey, wait!!
( Lucas is smirking as he stands behind a beaten Woogieman he spins him around, grabbing him, and slams him down hard with a belly-to-belly suplex! He then follows it with a series of brutal sounding german suplexes which he chains up with a coquina clutch! The Woogieman is not even responding at this point! He is out cold! Lucas gets up before undoing the belt off his pants and starts to whip The Woog’s back violently with it!! )
Eve: AND HERE COMES JON KELTON WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND!!!! HE WANTS A PIECE OF JOHNSON BEFORE KING OF ELITE! BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER TONIGHT!! BUT JOHNSON QUICKLY SLITHERS OUT OF THE RING AND RETREATS BACKSTAGE! Both men are glaring daggers at each other; one can only imagine what they will do to each other in just 7 days time inside Raymond James Stadium!!!
(Kelton helps Woogieman to his feet as the scene fades to commercial.)
(GTA 6 commercial starring Azrael.)
(The scene opens backstage to Justin Windgate sitting in an unknown location, his championship in his lap, with a doobie in his right hand.)
Justin Windgate: Last week, was just a little message, not only to Kid Ohio, but to the entire roster here on Showdown that if you know what’s best for you, it’s better to hand;e your problems with me face to face. Kid Ohio’s opportunity is going to turn into disaster when I’m through with him at King Of Elite.
(Justin takes a hit of the doobie.)
Justin WIndgate: When I won this championship, I VOWED I would be a fighting champion and an In terwire Champion everybody can be proud of. Making an example out of some arrogant prick like kid Ohio who’s just looking for his fifteen minutes of fame is a good way to kick off this reign. I can guarantee everybody in that locker room that I will go through Kid Ohio and I will still be the Interwire Champion, and, I want the “smoke.”
(Justin holds up the doobie and chuckles at the pun.)
Justin WIndgate: You guys all knew how serious I was about being champion cashing in in a match where I didn’t even have to get pinned.I am keeping that energy up. Don’t let all the antics Kid Ohio has pulled on me tell anybody otherwise. I want everybody to take notes during my match with Kid, and loom what I do to him, and know just how hard it is going to be to pry this Interwire Championship from me.
Justin Windgate: Again, Kid Ohio, last week was just a taste. The main course will be served in one week’s time at King Of Elite when I kick your ass and use you as an example to the rest of the roster. You need to realize since you’re still kinda new around here, you made the biggest mistake of your life picking a fight with me. I’m gonna make you wish you were benched this show instead of fighting for this prestigious championship. You are right about one thing though Kid, you have to make an impact any way possible. But when it comes to trying to pull it at the expense of Justin Windgate, HE’S going to make a statement of his own at YOUR expense. That is exactly what happened last week and what is going to happen in one week’s time in Tampa. Enjoy your little time in the championship picture. I look forward to knocking you back down to Earth and moving on to better things with my championship reign while you do something else to keep your head above water on the blue brand. My reign is just beginning, and your fifteen minutes of fame…ARE OVER! Tick tock.
(Justin throws the Interwire Championship over his shoulder as the scene fades to black before transitioning back to the ring.)
(The camera pans over to see Gina Romano standing in the center of the ring, mic in hand, smile plastered on her face, ready to announce the competitors for the next match that has the EAW virtual audience chomping at the bit.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!
Virtual crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Raise Up The Lights” by Riot Music Team garners a loud ovation from the fans seeing James Ranger come out from the curtain alongside Joyanne Ranger. The duo takes a look around the arena, gazing, and pointing out towards the EAW fans as they had down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing from London, England, weighing in at 243 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Joyanne Ranger…HE IS ‘THE BLACK MAMBA’…JAMES RANGER!!!!
Eve: Like most, James Ranger has had nothing short of a rocky year so far, but he continues to never stay positive, he continues to stay motivated. I guess you could say whether he wins or loses, James Ranger is never truly defeated.
Deadprez: Yeah, but now James Ranger has a chance to pick up another victory, and over a game Kid Ohio which would certainly put him in Interwire Title contention were he to beat Windgate
Eve: Not to mention, give Ranger a little momentum going forward as he teams with two dynasty elitists Adam Lucas, and Mitsubachi. Certainly not who I was expecting when it came to who would join the fight to face Insurgency.
(‘King Is Born’ by Aloe Blacc replaces Raise Up The Lights to a chorus of boos, the fans holding nothing much but disdain for the man that comes out the curtain, Kid Ohio, who looks mightily confident ahead of his match with James Ranger.)
Gina Romano: And his opponent! Hailing out of Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 218 pounds…HE IS ‘PERFECTION PERSONIFIED’…KID OHIO!!!
Eve: Look at the confidence oozing out of Kid Ohio, you gotta think he isn’t seeing James Ranger as much of a challenge tonight.
Deadprez: There’s a difference between confidence and cockiness, and Ohio teeters that line every time he’s out here. But he also shows that he’s one talented competitor every time he’s out here as well.
Eve: Of course, he wouldn’t be the number one contender for Windgate’s Interwire Championship otherwise.
Gavin Kirkland: Pretty soon he won’t just be number one contender for long, sooner rather than later, he’s taking that title right away from Justin Windgate, and I’m not just saying that because he paid me too.
Deadprez: Shoo, slide some cash my way and I’ll talk him up however he wants as well. :troll:
Eve: Kid Ohio gave you money, Gavin? It should have been me! I mean, all you do is be horny 24/7, nobody wants you as their commentator.
Gavin Kirkland: :russwtf: I’m not horny, I’m just respectfully admiring the bodies of your female elitists. :shaq:
Eve: :francis:
(Both Ohio and Ranger barrel each other down as ‘King is Born’ fades out in the background, both just waiting for the ref to ring the bell at this point which he soon goes to signal for.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: The bell has rung and this match is underway! But we start off with an usual site, Kid Ohio extending his hand over to James Ranger for a handshake, glad to see that there’s some sportsmanship in Kid Ohio. It’s looking like Ranger is gonna shake his hand- OH! KID OHIO FAKED RANGER OUT AND LANDED A SWIFT SLAP RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
Deadprez: Slapping someone is one of the biggest forms of disrespect you could possibly do. AND RANGER NOT TAKING KINDLY TO IT, JACKING THE JAW OF OHIO WITH REPEATED EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS! AND RANGER GRABS THE BACK OF OHIO’S HEAD, SMASHING HIM FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Eve: I think Ohio is seriously regretting that slap across the face of Ranger, AND HE’S GETTING HAMMERED WITH KICKS TO MIDSECTION IN THAT CORNER! OHIO GETS WHIPPED INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! AND HE JUST SINKS DOWN IN SAID CORNER!
Deadprez: Here comes James Ranger to follow up with more punishment, BUT OHIO PULLING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, USING THE WAISTBAND OF RANGER’S GEAR!
Gavin Kirkland: Excellent leverage move done by Kid Ohio, and I think he’s through playing around with Ranger, and his lucky couple of shots! REIGNING DOWN WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH ON A KNEELING RANGER IN THAT CORNER!
Eve: Kid Ohio showing he’s nothing but vicious when he wants to be, and he takes Ranger out that corner for a snap Suplex! AND A HUGE STOMP CONNECTS FROM OHIO, STAMPING RANGER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! James looks to get back to his feet, holding that forehead, but Ohio stays on him with a side headlock! That hold just squeezing the head of Ranger, leaving him with no room to wiggle around!
Gavin Kirkland: How great is Ohio, seriously?! JAMES RANGER TRIES TO LIFT HIM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX, BUT OHIO PUTS THE WEIGHT DOWN ON RANGER, NOT GONNA ALLOW HIM TO DO SO! DROPPING DOWN TO ONE KNEE!
Deadprez: Kid Ohio goes the extra mile, and takes James down with that headlock! Ranger doing his best to fight out of it, instantly coming back to a vertical base while being in that headlock! BOUNCING OHIO OFF THE ROPES! AND HE RUNS INTO A HUGE SIDESTEP HIGH KICK FROM RANGER! COVER!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Eve: Early kickout by Kid Ohio, just a little too early for that. AND RANGER TRIES TO POUNCE ON OHIO WITH A SNAP SUPLEX- OHIO ABLE TO SLIP OUT BEHIND RANGER! FULL NELSON APPLIED BY OHIO, NOWHERE TO GO FOR JAMES! That hold does nothing but put you in an uncomfortable, and painful position, and if applied with enough force, Kid Ohio could make Ranger go to sleep.
Deadprez: RANGER GONNA NIP THAT IN THE BUD QUICKLY, AND COUNTERS WITH A VICTORY ROLL! IS RANGER GONNA HAVE OHIO HERE WITH THE SURPRISE VICTORY?!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Eve: KICKOUT! Both men scrabble back to their feet! HUGE DROPKICK FROM OHIO HITS THE MARK, CAUGHT RANGER RIGHT ON THE BUTTON! THIS COULD BE IT!!! KID OHIO MAY HAVE JUST PUT JAMES RANGER AWAY RIGHT HERE!!!!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: SHOULDER UP FROM JAMES RANGER!!!!! AND KID OHIO GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK AS HE WALKS OVER TO PICK UP THE SLIGHTLY DAZED JAMES RANGE– OH!!! JAMES WITH A QUICK THUMB TO THE EYE OF KID OHIO!!! KID OHIO IS BLINDED AS JAMES RANGER RUSHES HIM — SUNSET FINISH!!! SUNSET FINISH CONNECTS AND JAMES RANGER IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE PINFALL!!!!!
ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR—————–
DeadPrez: KID OHIO BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! What a match these two young guns are having here tonight! James Ranger and Kid Ohio have battled each other tooth and nail! But one of these young elitists has to outshine the other and walk away with the victory!!
Eve: James Ranger is making it back to his feet as Kid Ohio is scrambling on the canvas to make it back up to his!! And it’s looking abundantly clear that James Ranger is looking to put this match away as he taunts Kid Ohio before heading to the top rope… James Ranger is looking to fly!!!
Gavin Kirkland: James Ranger is measuring the downed Kid Ohio as he leaps off the top rope….ADVENT DAWN!!!! SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE FOOT STAM— NO!!! KID OHIO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE AND JAMES RANGER JUST ATE CANVAS!!!
DeadPrez: KID OHIO MAKES IT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS WELL AS THE DAZED JAMES RANGER— RANGER TURNS AROUND….. PICTURE PERFECT KICK!!!!!!! THE JAW RATTLING SUPERKICK CONNECTS AS KID OHIO DROPS THE ARM ACROSS JAMES RANGER!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD OHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!!!!!!
( ‘ King is Born’ by Aloe Blacc plays as Kid Ohio Celebrates his victory in the ring.)
DeadPrez: A very very good match between these two young elitists here tonight.Kid Ohio got the best in the end and managed to pick up the hard fought win.
Eve: If Kid Ohio does this at King of Elite he’ll be leaving as Interwire Champion! Justin Windgate better watch out!
(The camera shows Kid Ohio holding his jaw as he smirks at the camera before the camera ultimately fades to black.)
(Commercial for Fortnite featuring Myles, and only Myles because nobody plays that anymore. It’s not 2018 anymore.)
[ SCREEN BAR – EARLIER IN THE WEEK ]
( The scene opens up and the personal attendant of Kassidy Heart, Dasha Rybáriková, is seen standing alongside Showdown backstage interviewer, Kyra Phillips. After being forced to kiss Kassidy’s foot a couple of weeks ago, this is the last assignment Kyra wants to be on, but she has little choice in the matter. Today, she is going to give the EAW Universe a glimpse into the personal life of Showdown’s King of Elite representative, and the timing was perfect, as Kassidy was spending this Thursday wrapping up another 14-day training cycle. EAW had arrived to film at the midday portion of Kassidy’s day, which meant she would be in the midst of the most grueling part of her day. The midday training was no joke, and today was no exception. In the background, Kassidy was standing beside a huge, 80×80 LED, light-up black and white checkerboard, with a pile of actual cannonballs separated by their size and weight. It was clear the blonde beauty knew what task was expected of her, but her personal trainer, Deric Killingrove, was going over instructions anyway. It was a cold day, and the small group was outside. Kyra was bundled up in her winter clothes, as were Dasha and Deric, but Kassidy was in workout clothes. Gawdzilla Pro© had a special line of workout gear designed to heat or cool your body, depending on what you were doing. Kassidy wore a sleek, one-piece black and lime green workout suit, along with sturdy, black work boots to keep her feet protected in case she dropped one of the cannonballs she was no doubt about to carry, and her long, blonde locks were pulled back into a sleek, low ponytail. Over her workout suit, Kassidy wore a 25-pound weighted vest. )
( Kyra took a look over her shoulder before turning to the camera. )
Kyra Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a ‘Day in the Life of Kassidy Heart’! We have been invited to follow the King of Elite hopeful and see how an athlete of Kassidy’s caliber lives and trains. When Kassidy returned to EAW back in October after suffering a concussion that nearly ended her career back at Pain for Pride 13, she made it clear that she was coming for the Answers World Championship and doing everything on her terms this season. So far, Kassidy has made good on that promise, and come next weekend, the woman referred to as The Mauler finds herself with a chance to make history if she can become the first female to ever be crowned King of Elite. Joining me today is perhaps one of the people who know Kassidy and her mindset the best, Dasha Rybáriková.
( Kyra gestures towards Dasha, who gives her a polite smile in return. Behind them, Deric has blown his whistle, and Kassidy’s attention is firmly on the checkerboard. Colored lights begin to flash on the board in a pattern, and Kassidy appears to be following them and memorizing them. After a moment, the lights go out.)
Deric Killingrove: (off-mic) 50 POUNDS. GO!
( His whistle blows again and Kassidy quickly sprints around the board to the pile of cannonballs. She locates the pile with the 50 pound balls, squats down to lift one up, and cradles it against her. After that, she turns to the board and begins to quickly move across it, following the pattern she memorized. As she steps on each square, it lights up with the color assigned to it, and when she gets to the final square of the pattern, she squats down and places the cannonball directly on it. )
( As soon as she steps off the board, a new pattern lights up. )
Deric Killingrove: (off-mic) 75 POUNDS! GO!
( Deric blows his whistle and once again, Kassidy is off. )
( While this goes, Kyra begins to interview Dasha. )
Kyra Phillips: Dasha, what can you tell us about what’s going on behind us?
Dasha Rybáriková: (slight laugh) Well, despite this being a pretty common exercise for Kassidy, for whatever reason, no one can think of a name for it. Basically it was designed to test Kassidy’s mental and physical strength. She has to memorize a pattern of lights, and take a cannon ball from point A to point B, basically. The cannonballs themselves range in weight from 50 to 100 pounds, and basically the goal is to move every single one of them to their designated spot on the board. It’s not easy, trust me. I’ve tried it. If you drop one, screw up the pattern, or get to the end and put it down on the wrong square, then you have to go back and start again. If you spend too long thinking about your next step, the entire board will light up and you’ll have to go back to the start as well.
Kyra Phillips: That seems rather strenuous.
Dasha Rybáriková: Strenuous but effective. This is one of Kassidy’s favorite activities and sometimes when he’s available, Mr. Adams joins and they play against one another. I’ve seen her beat him at the board on several occasions. They’re pretty competitive against one another.
Kyra Phillips: :wow: So I know we weren’t able to join you guys any earlier, but can you tell us what a typical morning is like for Kassidy?
Deric Killingrove (off-mic and blowing the whistle): 75 POUNDS! GO!
Dasha Rybáriková: During the training cycle, which is what we are in now, Kassidy’s day is pretty much planned from top to bottom. She wakes up a little before three a.m., tackles push-ups and a cold shower to properly wake-up, and then she meets with her physician, Dr. Brett. Every day, he examines Kassidy to make sure she doesn’t have any lingering injuries, takes her vitals, weighs her, and every third day, all of us actually are swabbed and tested for COVID. Thank you for wearing a mask, by the way.
Kyra Phillips: :wow:
Dasha Rybáriková: Kassidy is taken to training after the examination and is led through light workouts such as yoga or pilates, and then she puts on ankle weights and takes off for a four-mile run. Afterwards, Deric puts her through some cardio and stretching, before she knocks out another 500 push-ups, and hits the icebath.
Deric Killingrove: (off-mic and blowing the whistle) 100 POUNDS! GO!
Kyra Phillips: What time is she usually done with that?
Dasha Rybáriková: Well, Kassidy is on an extremely strict schedule during this and is back at home for breakfast by seven a.m. One of the toughest parts of this schedule is the diet that it comes with. Two small, healthy meals a day is all Kassidy is permitted and for the rest of the time, she is in a fasting period. It is extreme, but part of what drives her is hunger. Hunger to be the best, and to leave no doubt in anyone’s minds that she is the best. Mr. Adams and Deric have designed this program to tap into Kassidy’s mind, to have physical activity drive her hunger and feed her soul, and to train her mind to focus on the specific task set in front of her with no distractions whatsoever. It does set her up for failure from time to time, but there is nothing wrong with experiencing a little humility to keep a person on task and drive them to work harder.
Dasha Rybáriková: After breakfast, her morning is pretty normal. Kassidy takes over for the night nanny, and tends to her children, her husband, and her home like anyone else would. She is a working mother, and despite being one of the most cutthroat, blood-thirsty athletes in professional wrestling today, Kassidy does not neglect her responsibilities as the wife of Ryan Adams. There is a 40-minute window of time after ten a.m. where Kassidy handles other EAW responsibilities such as filming videos, or participating in interviews and whatnot. You will be able to speak with her during that time, and then the daytime nanny takes over and Kassidy is able to train again, which is where we are at now.
( The camera zooms out so the focus can be on Kassidy. She has just deposited the 100-pound cannonball and is wiping the sweat from her forehead despite the bitter cold temperatures. She is not allowed a break as another pattern flashes across the board. )
Deric Killingrove: (off-mic) 100 POUNDS! GO!
( As Kassidy sprints around the board, the scene fades. )
( A jump cut and time elapse takes place. It is later in the day, and Kassidy is seated in the foyer of the Connecticut Estate she shares with Ryan. EAW was allowed to follow her at home and see her morning routine which involved doing household chores and caring for her newborn twins. It was exactly as Dasha described, not an act for the cameras, and as promised, there was a break for Kassidy to change her clothes and get prepared to speak with Kyra. She is dressed in a pair of comfortable jeans, a pink sweater, and black Louboutin ankle boots. Her hair is down, flowing across her shoulders, and some minimal make-up has been applied to make her lips and eyes stand out. Kyra is seated across from her, and after a moment, the Showdown reporter started speaking. )
Kyra Phillips: I want to start by thanking you for allowing the members of the EAW Universe to get a glimpse into your life as we get closer to King of Elite. It’s obvious to everybody how hard you work and how badly you want to make good on your promise to become the Answers World Champion at some point this season. You have stated that King of Elite is just another detour on this journey for you, and that you don’t need the crown. Why chase it if you’re so confident that you can have your championship match whenever you want?
( A slight smile touches Kassidy’s lips. )
Kassidy Heart: I believe I have made that obvious. Why not? Why not keep another bitch from making history when I can just do it myself? I’m tired of listening to everyone else brag about all the shit they’ve done or how they’re the first woman to do this or that. Fuck them, because at the end of the day, when compared me, they don’t matter. No one matters, and I’m tired of living in a world where we have to pretend people not named Kassidy Heart exist. That’s not the type of life I want to lead, and I’m going to do my part to make sure I don’t have too. That is why I decided to go after another vanity achievement, and quite frankly, this one is a little personal to me.
Kyra Phillips: Because of your failure to capture the Empress of Elite crown.
Kassidy Heart: More or less. A lot of people tell me I should look at that match as a positive and see it as my official arrival in EAW and into the main event scene, but I just see that match as one of the biggest shitstains on my record. I know good and goddamn well that the piece of shit who won that night didn’t deserve the victory she got. I will never fucking know why I couldn’t get my shoulder up or kick out, but I didn’t, she got to experience an incredible moment at my expense. It makes me sick. It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. I’m tired of hearing people tell me to get over it and that what happened doesn’t matter, but it does matter. It matters to me. I lost to a woman who was out of the company six months later, never to be seen from or heard again, and that probably hurts me more than knowing I lost that night.
( Kyra gave Kassidy a curious look. )
Kyra Phillips: Do you care to elaborate on that a bit?
Kassidy Heart: I will have plenty of time to elaborate on my thoughts in the upcoming days. I am not going to waste that as I sit here and talk to you.
( Kyra’s smile gets a little more tense. )
Kyra Phillips: Very well. Last weekend, there were several physical altercations between TLA, Xander Payne, and yourself, and quite frankly, both of them were able to get the better of you.
( Kassidy purses her lips, and it’s obvious she is annoyed. )
Kassidy Heart: I guess it happens, right? I mean, I’m not sure what you’re looking for right now. What happened on Showdown last week can be chalked up to the fact I had just finished embarrassing the number one contender for the Answers World Championship and exposing him as a fraud. Xander took advantage and attacked me, and then ran away like the pussy he really is. I fended off TLA just fine, but I don’t really have anything to say about Dynasty or Voltage, other than both Xander and TLA are going to find out exactly who they’re dealing with sooner or later. It could come tomorrow on Dynasty, or it could come at some other point this weekend. Who knows? But one thing I can promise you, is that when push comes to shove, and they’re inside the ring with me come King of Elite, they won’t find themselves the beneficiaries of having me at anything less than my absolute best. I am literally and figuratively sinking my teeth into this match and going for both of their throats. I’m going for the kill, and winning that crown by will or by force.
Kyra Phillips: Sounds pretty familiar.
( Kyra is obviously referring to the last part of Kassidy’s previous sentence, which is a line that Ryan uses a lot of the time. )
Kassidy Heart: Gawd talk, and like it or not, I’m the chosen one. I’m the present and the future of this business, and when all is said and done, I will go down in history as the greatest to ever live. I eat, sleep, and breathe this sport, and I want it all. The crown, the championship, the Pain for Pride main event, and everything else in between. I want it all, and I’m not going to stop until it happens for me.
Kyra Phillips. Ambitious words from an ambitious woman. Kassidy, I know you are pressed for time and have combat sports training coming up next, which we aren’t allowed to film, but thank you for your time. I wish you nothing but the best come King of Elite.
Kassidy Heart: We both know you don’t.
( Kyra doesn’t reply, because the last thing she wants to do is provoke Kassidy into attacking her again and humiliating her. The Crown Jewel stands up a few seconds later and exits the scene, fading it to black. )
(Commercial advertising King Of Elite. See TLA vs. Xander Payne vs Kassidy Heart in the King Of Elite Tournament Finals! Next Saturday and Sunday night only on FPV!)
(Showdown fades back to ringside, and Gina Romano is seen at ringside as the steel cage has been lowered.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a STEEL CAGE TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!!
(The virtual crowd cheers, and the cheering grows even louder as ‘We Will Rock You’ by Artist Taylor Momsen, Maria Brink & Lizzie Hale begins to play. The Maidens of Malpractice are not the biggest fan favorites on Showdown, but after everything Chained Fury put them through it’s a miracle to even see half of the team alive right now. Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers make their way towards the steel cage, and as they enter you can tell from the look on their faces that they are focused on one thing and one thing only. Revenge.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first…. At a combined weight of 242 pounds… THE TEAM OF DR. BETHANY BLUE AND ALEXIS CHAMBERS, THE MAIIIDDDEENNNNSSS OF MALLLPRRACCTIIICEE!!!!
Deadprez: I don’t think the Showdown crowd has ever been happier to see these two! Ronan Malosi did try to kill Alexis Chambers weeks ago while Ryan Wilson helped, and that’s what ended up costing Dr. Bethany Blue her spot in the King of Elite tournament as she chose her friend over the match!
Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue is the one that challenged Chained Fury to this match, and it was supposed to happen at King of Elite but instead we’re getting it the week before! This is going to be great.
Gavin Kirkland: You guys both know which team I’m rooting for here, right?
(‘The Only Thing They Fear is You’ by Mick Gordon hits, and the virtual crowd immediately begins booing heavily as Ryan Wilson makes his way out to the stage. Ryan begins walking down to ringside, meanwhile ‘Fire Storm A’ by Herman’s Langschwert hits and Ronan Malosi follows. The virtual crowd boos even louder than before, meanwhile the Maidens of Malpractice are just waiting for Chained Fury to enter the ring.)
Gina Romano: And their opponents… At a combined weight of 500 pounds… Ro-
(Ryan Wilson takes the microphone from Gina Romano.)
Ryan Wilson: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD! SHOWDOWN AND ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU THE NEXT UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. Not the Maidens of Malpractice, BUT RONAN MALOSI AND YOURS TRULY!… CHAINED….FURYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Deadprez: Oh brother. Well, you can already see how Chained Fury is entering this match, and I don’t know how much their confidence is gonna help them when the Maidens want nothing but revenge.
Eve: Chained Fury is a talented tag team. They know what they’re doing… Most of the time. I’ll admit this probably isn’t the smartest move from them, but who knows? Maybe they have something up their sleeve.
Gavin Kirkland: LET’S GO MAIDENS!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: The match is finally underway, AND THE MAIDENS TRY TO GO FOR CHAINED FURY BUT RYAN WILSON TRIES TO TAKE THEM BOTH ON! RYAN WILSON IS FIGHTING AGAINST BOTH DR. BETHANY BLUE AND ALEXIS CHAMBERS RIGHT AT THE START OF THIS MATCH, what is Ronan actually doing!? It looks like he’s digging inside of his shirt for something but I can’t exactly tell what! Anyways, DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A KNEE TO RYAN’S MIDSECTION, AND ALEXIS TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A FOREARM!
Eve: OH WAIT, WHAT THE HELL!? RONAN MALOSI JUST PULLED A CROWBAR OUT FROM HIS SHIRT, AND HE JUST HIT DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! Ronan was hiding that crowbar under his shirt while he made his way down to the ring and now he’s looking to actually use it! Alexis just now noticed what happened to Dr. Blue, BUT RONAN NOW SWINGS THE CROWBAR AT ALEXIS!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS DUCKS UNDER THE CROWBAR, AND NOW SHE HITS RONAN WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI! Ronan stumbles into the corner, AND NOW ALEXIS CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH IN THE CORNER! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS BACK UP, AND SHE CHARGES IN BEFORE HITTING RONAN WITH HER OWN FOREARM SMASH! Great teamwork by the Maidens of Malpractice early on even with Ronan’s crowbar shot- BUT NOW THERE’S RYAN WILSON FROM BEHIND!
Deadprez: RYAN WILSON GRABBED ALEXIS AND TOSSED HER FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE WAS JUST DISTRACTED BY IT, ALLOWING RONAN TO DELIVER A HUGE BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! The Maidens of Malpractice are down, and it looks like Chained Fury is about to try and get out of this match before things could get out of hand! They’re telling the referee to open the door, and after what we just saw I feel like this might actually be it! This could turn out to be one of the shortest steel cage matches we ever have-
Eve: ALEXIS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON! The referee was just about to open the door, but Alexis quickly manages to save the match for her and Dr. Blue! Bethany has made it back up to her feet too, AND AS RONAN TURNS AROUND SHE KNEES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Dr. Blue now grabs Ronan, AND SHE CHARGES TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE STEEL CAGE BEFORE THROWING RONAN HEAD FIRST INTO THE CAGE! Once again that steel cage comes into play, and now the Maidens of Malpractice are all over Chained Fury!
Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson is in the corner and Alexis is laying into him with a bunch of stomps! Ryan helped Ronan with his attack on Alexis, I’m sure she’s been waiting for a moment like this! Meanwhile Dr. Bethany Blue is still fighting Ronan Malosi, and she’s hitting him with a bunch of lefts and rights! Ronan pushes Dr. Blue off of him, AND HE GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT BETHANY DUCKS UNDER IT! BETHANY NOW GOING FOR THE TJD- BUT RONAN CATCHES HER FOOT! Ronan is holding Bethany’s foot, AND NOW HE PULLS HER INTO THE DEATH-RO!!
Deadprez: NO! DR. BETHANY BLUE ROLLS OUT OF IT!! DR. BETHANY BLUE ROLLS OUT OF WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE DEATH-RO, AND NOW SHE DELIVERS A HUGE JUMPING KNEE TO RONAN! Ronan is still on his feet but he’s clearly staggered, AND NOW BETHANY RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE HITTING RONAN WITH A FRONT DROPKICK, TAKING HIM OFF HIS FEET! That was a huge dropkick by Dr. Blue, but Ronan doesn’t stay down for too long! I don’t think Bethany cares though as she immediately begins running the ropes, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE SIDE OF RONAN’S HEAD!
Eve: Ryan Wilson manages to push Alexis off of him, BUT ALEXIS IMMEDIATELY BOUNCES BACK WITH A HURRICANRANA! Ryan quickly gets back to his feet, JUST TO BE MET WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK BY ALEXIS! Neither member of Chained Fury is doing great at the moment, but the virtual crowd seems to love what they’re seeing! They’ve been waiting for this moment for a while now, and finally the Maidens of Malpractice are getting their revenge! Now that Ronan is down Bethany is helping Alexis with Ryan, and they both pick him up BEFORE SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
Gavin Kirkland: The Maidens now are making their way up the cage seeing both members of Chained Fury down- BUT THEIR CLIMB DOESN’T LAST TOO LONG AS RONAN LAUNCHES THE CROWBAR AT DR. BLUE! DR. BETHANY BLUE DROPS FROM THE CAGE BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW RYAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO GRAB ALEXIS BY THE LEG AND PULL HER OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! Chained Fury just ruined the Maidens chances of escaping the steel cage just like that, but neither Ryan nor Ronan are in the best shape right now! What are they gonna do!?
Deadprez: Ryan Wilson shoves Alexis’ head into the steel cage, AND NOW HE’S USING HIS FOOT TO CHOKE ALEXIS! ALEXIS’ THROAT IS STUCK BETWEEN THE STEEL CAGE AND RYAN’S FOOT, AND THIS MIGHT JUST CAUSE ALEXIS TO BE TAKEN OUT OF THE MATCH! Ronan Malosi and Dr. Bethany Blue are getting back to their feet, AND DR. BLUE TRIES TO SAVE ALEXIS BUT RONAN HITS HER WITH A KNOCKOUT PUNCH! RONAN’S KNOCKOUT PUNCH CONNECTS, AND NOW RONAN GOES TO COVER DR. BLUE! ALEXIS CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, THE MATCH MIGHT JUST END HERE!
ONE!
TWO-
Deadprez: NO, THERE’S THE KICKOUT BY DR. BLUE!
Eve: Ronan can’t believe Bethany kicked out of that, AND WAIT A SECOND! ALEXIS JUST USED HER FOOT TO PULL THE CROWBAR TOWARDS HER, AND SHE JUST PICKED IT UP BEFORE HITTING RYAN IN THE LEG WITH IT! Alexis saving herself from being choked out, and this match is still on! Chained Fury needs to think of another move and fast, otherwise the Maidens of Malpractice have a huge opportunity to get back into this! Ronan drags Alexis back to the center of the ring, and he picks her up into a torture rack! Ryan begins running the ropes, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO FINISH THIS! MOTION SICKNESS-
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! ALEXIS FLIPS OVER AND GRABS RONAN’S HEAD IN A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE KICKING RYAN OUT OF THE WAY! TORNADO DDT BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS ONTO RONAN MALOSI! Incredible counter by Alexis, and right now it looks like she just saved the Maidens’ chances of winning this! Alexis waits for Ryan Wilson to get back to his feet, and I think she’s about to try and put this match away now that it’s only her and Ryan Wilson on their feet! LIGHTS OUT!!
Deadprez: RYAN DUCKS UNDER THE SUPERKICK BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! SUPERMAN PUNCH!! SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS ON ALEXIS CHAMBERS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE MIGHT JUST BE OVER ANYWAY! The Maidens of Malpractice put up a good fight but I think this is the end! There’s just no way they should be able to kick out of this! Ryan Wilson goes for the cover on Alexis, and I think that’s it!
ONE!
TWO!!-
Deadprez: WAIT, NO!! ALEXIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP, THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER YET! I thought that’d be it! I really thought this match was done but that is not the case!
Eve: Ryan immediately begins climbing up the cage, and as Ronan slowly wakes back up he crawls his way to the door! Chained Fury may not have won this match by pinfall, but it looks like they’re going to do it by escaping the cage! Ryan is clearly tired after the Maidens put up such a great fight so he’s very slowly making his way up the cage, and I’ll be honest I’m not sure if the Maidens will be able to stop them! Alexis is slowly waking back up, as is Dr. Bethany Blue, but is it too late for them!?
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND TAKES BETHANY BACK DOWN WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! WAIT, IT DOESN’T CONNECT! DR. BETHANY BLUE AVOIDS IT BEFORE KICKING RONAN IN THE MIDSECTION! Ronan and Bethany are fighting, meanwhile Ryan is still focusing on escaping as he begins making his way up the cage! If even one member of Chained Fury makes it out of the cage that’s serious progress! They’ll be halfway towards a victory, and right now it looks like that’s what’s about to happen!
Deadprez: ALEXIS RUSHES UP THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE STEEL CAGE BEFORE HITTING RYAN ON THE BACK! Ryan was about to be at the top of the steel cage, but Alexis Chambers is climbing up the cage while repeatedly hitting Ryan and pulling him back down! Both Alexis and Ryan are on the top rope now, AND ALEXIS SLAMS RYAN’S FACE INTO THE STEEL CAGE! Ryan is barely hanging on now, AND HE TRIES TO DO THE SAME TO ALEXIS, BUT ALEXIS KICKS RYAN IN HIS SIDE TO STOP HIM! ALEXIS GRABS RYAN’S FACE, AND ONCE AGAIN SHE SLAMS IT INTO THE STEEL CAGE, CAUSING RYAN TO FALL OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: RONAN PUSHES DR. BLUE AWAY THOUGH, AND HE MANAGES TO CATCH RYAN BEFORE HE COULD SUFFER A BAD LANDING! Alexis Chambers now is rushing up to the top of the cate, and before either Ryan or Ronan could stop her Dr. Bethany Blue begins trying to fight both members of Chained Fury, much like Ryan at the start of this match! Alexis Chambers is nearly at the top, I think she’s about to make it out of this match! The Maidens of Malpractice are about to have one less competitor in the cage!
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS REACHES THE TOP, BUT CHAINED FURY BEGIN JUMPING DR. BETHANY BLUE! BOTH RYAN AND RONAN ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TAKE HER OUT! Ronan is holding Bethany up now, and Ryan runs the ropes! SUPERMAN PUNCH BY RYAN, INTO THE IED BY RONAN! DOWNWARD SPIRAL CONNECTS ON DR. BETHANY BLUE, AND ALEXIS NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING!
(Alexis is at the top of the cage, and she looks at the other side of the cage before looking back inside of the ring. She could leave the cage now and come one step closer to winning, but that’d leave Dr. Bethany Blue on her own to deal with both members of Chained Fury. She’s clearly torn, but after a few moments she finally makes up her mind.)
Deadprez: CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST DOVE OFF OF THE STEEL CAGE RIGHT ONTO RYAN WILSON AND RONAN MALOSI!!! EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH IS DOWN! ALL FOUR COMPETITORS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT! Alexis had a perfect opportunity to get out of the steel cage, but she didn’t want to leave Dr. Bethany Blue behind! These two really care for each other, but you’ve gotta wonder whether that’ll help them or hurt them right now!
Eve: All four competitors are slowly coming to their senses, and honestly I don’t even know what to say. This has been a fantastic match, but obviously this match means more to these four than just having a five star classic. Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers are using the ropes to pull themselves back up, meanwhile Chained Fury are starting to get back up on the other side of the ring! This match has been great, but are we approaching the end of it? At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if we are. I mean, what else can they really do to each other at this point!?
(Chained Fury is finally back to their feet, on the side of the steel cage next to the door. The Maidens of Malpractice are together on the opposite side of the ring, and both teams stare each other down.)
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH MEMBERS OF CHAINED FURY RUSH TO THE DOOR! THEY’RE YELLING AT THE REFEREE TO HURRY UP AND UNLOCK IT BUT THEY’RE TOO LATE! THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE JUMP INTO ACTION AND THEY GO RIGHT AFTER RONAN AND RYAN!
Deadprez: ALEXIS CHAMBERS HITS RONAN WITH A HUGE RUNNING KNEE, AND DR. BETHANY BLUE SENDS RYAN CRASHING INTO THE STEEL CAGE! THE MAIDENS ARE ALL OVER CHAINED FURY ONCE AGAIN, BUT RONAN AND RYAN BEGIN TO FIGHT BACK! THERE’S AN ALL OUT BRAWL ON OUR HANDS RIGHT NOW BETWEEN TWO TEAMS WHO COULD BECOME UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN JUST ONE WEEK’S TIME! ALEXIS DOING HER BEST TO FIGHT THE WAY BIGGER RONAN MALOSI, AND RYAN WILSON FIGHTING DR. BETHANY BLUE! THIS MATCH HAS ESCALATED INTO ONE BIG WAR BETWEEN BOTH TEAMS! Just look at what they’re doing to each other!
Eve: Ronan manages to overpower Alexis, AND RONAN SENDS HER RIGHT INTO RYAN’S DIRECTION- BUT ALEXIS GETS RYAN IN A HEADSCISSORS BEFORE APPLYING THE LEXI LOCK! THE LEXI LOCK IS LOCKED IN, AND AS RONAN TRIES TO GO SAVE RYAN DR. BETHANY BLUE COMES IN TO MAKE THE SAVE! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS GOING AFTER RONAN MALOSI, AND NOW SHE MANAGES TO PULL HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! DISLOCATION!! THE DISLOCATION IS LOCKED IN ON RONAN MALOSI, ALL WHILE RYAN IS TRAPPED IN THE LEXI LOCK! BOTH MEMBERS OF CHAINED FURY ARE STUCK IN SUBMISSIONS, THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are trying as hard as they can not to tap out, but they’re clearly struggling! WAIT, RONAN IS USING HIS FREE HAND TO DIG IN HIS POCKET, AND WHAT IS THAT!? HANDCUFFS!? WHY DOES RONAN HAVE HANDCUFFS!? RONAN ATTACHES ONE OF THE CUFFS TO BETHANY’S ARM, AND HE QUICKLY ATTACHES THE OTHER CUFF TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! DR. BETHANY BLUE ONLY JUST NOTICED WHAT RONAN IS DOING, BUT IT’S TOO LATE NOW! RONAN MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE SUBMISSION, BUT BETHANY IS STUCK!
Deadprez: WAIT!!! RYAN JUST RAN INTO THE CORNER WHERE THE DOOR IS AND SLAMMED ALEXIS INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT LOOK!
(As Alexis falls off of the turnbuckle and to the mat, it appears that the top turnbuckle was exposed.)
Deadprez: WHEN RONAN AND RYAN TRIED TO ESCAPE USING THE DOOR JUST NOW, THEY ACTUALLY EXPOSED THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! What a smart move by Ryan and Ronan! They actually saved their chances in this match, and now Dr. Bethany Blue is locked up and Alexis Chambers is hurt! This is the perfect opportunity for them to escape, or even try and win this match decisively as Bethany can’t save Alexis! This is the best case scenario for Chained Fury, this is exactly what they needed!
Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue is trying to uncuff her hand, but as Ronan gets back up he takes another pair of handcuffs out! Ronan grabbing Dr. Blue’s free arm, BEFORE KICKING HER IN THE MIDSECTION! Ronan now attaching the cuff to her arm, and just like before he attaches the free cuff to the middle rope! Dr. Bethany Blue really can’t do anything now! She can’t free herself and stop Chained Fury! This is really bad now. Alexis Chambers is just barely getting up somehow, but does it even matter? There’s no way they can win-
Gavin Kirkland: ALEXIS CHAMBERS SLAPS RYAN WILSON IN THE FACE! ALEXIS IS FIGHTING BACK AGAINST RYAN, HITTING HIM WITH FOREARMS AND ELBOWS AS MUCH AS SHE CAN, BUT NOW HERE COMES RONAN WITH THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH! This isn’t even fair! There’s just no way for the Maidens to win like this! They’re gonna lose all because Ronan brought outside weapons into this match! It may have been smart especially knowing that it’s all legal, but it’s not right. Ronan now picks Alexis up before tossing her into the ropes, AND NOW THERE’S THE CHAIN REACTION!! That’s it! That’s gotta be it! Ronan goes for the cover, and it’s not fair at all but it looks like this one is over.
(Dr. Bethany Blue looks pissed, knowing there’s nothing she can do thanks to her being handcuffed.)
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Deadprez: :comeagain:
Eve: Why did Ronan let go of the pin? They had the match won! That was it! Even Ryan looks confused!
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) Ryan, I got an idea.
(Ronan points at the crowbar, and Ryan immediately understands what he’s talking about. Dr. Bethany Blue’s eyes immediately grow wide open as Ryan hands Ronan the crowbar, trying desperately to fight out of the handcuffs.)
Deadprez: RONAN SLAMS THE CROWBAR ACROSS ALEXIS CHAMBERS’ MIDSECTION! AND NOW THERE’S ANOTHER SHOT! AND ANOTHER ONE! Ronan Malosi with repeated crowbar shots, and now he’s telling Ryan to hold Alexis up! Ronan has a sick smile on his face, and now he’s preparing the crowbar as if he was playing baseball! This is exactly what these two did to Alexis weeks ago! This is what cost Dr. Bethany Blue her King of Elite tournament spot, and nearly cost Alexis her life! RONAN SWINGS THE CROWBAR AT ALEXIS’ HEAD-
(Right before the crowbar could connect with Alexis’ head, all of the lights in the World 1 Theatre begin flickering, before shutting off completely.)
Ronan Malosi: :krabs:
Deadprez: Guys.. I think this can only mean one thing, and you all know exactly what that is.
Eve: It’s been weeks in the making, but I’ll be honest I didn’t fully expect to see it tonight :lupe:. I mean, what even is that thing? Is it really her?
(Finally, the lights cut back on. Ronan and Ryan immediately look towards where Bethany was handcuffed, and to their surprise Dr. Bethany Blue is nowhere to be found. Both men, especially Ronan, begins to panic. They turn around towards the door, and standing there is the Plague Doctor, with the same Plague mask on her face as before.)
Deadprez: SHE’S HERE! THE PLAGUE DOCTOR IS HERE AND BOTH RONAN AND RYAN ARE CAUGHT BY SURPRISE! Ronan is still holding that crowbar, AND HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE DOCTOR WITH IT, BUT SHE KICKS RONAN IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE TAKING THE CROWBAR! RYAN NOW CHARGING TOWARDS THE PLAGUE DOCTOR, BUT SHE HITS HIM WITH AN ELBOW THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BEFORE HITTING RONAN IN THE STOMACH WITH THE CROWBAR!
Eve: THE PLAGUE DOCTOR RUNNING THE ROPES AS RYAN STUMBLES BACK, AND SHE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A LARIAT! RONAN NOW CHARGES IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT THE DOCTOR AVOIDS IT BEFORE GRABBING RONAN’S ARM! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO TRY AND GO FOR WHAT SHE CALLS THE MIASMATIC THEORY, AND SHE HAS THE HAMMERLOCK POSITION ALL SET UP- BUT RONAN MANAGES TO OVERPOWER HER AND SEND HER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE BY THE DOOR! The Plague Doctor drops down to a knee, AND NOW RONAN GOES FOR DEATH-RO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! THE PLAGUE DOCTOR ROLLS BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE HITS RONAN WITH A HUGE FOREARM, TAKING HIM OFF HIS FEET! Guys, are we sure that this is really Dr. Bethany Blue!? I mean, come on! How did she escape the handcuffs!? How did she change her outfit like that!? And after everything she’s been through in this match, how could she be moving like this!? You know what, I won’t question it. As long as she’s as hot as always under that mask this is good enough for me. LET’S GO MAIDENS!!
Deadprez: Ryan is back up, AND HE ATTACKS THE PLAGUE DOCTOR FROM BEHIND! RYAN HAS THE PLAGUE DOCTOR TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, AND NOW RONAN GETS BACK UP BEFORE JOINING IN ON THE ATTACK! THE PLAGUE DOCTOR IS BEING ATTACKED BY BOTH MEMBERS OF CHAINED FURY, AND IF THEY’RE ABLE TO TAKE HER OUT THEN THEY’LL DEFINITELY WIN THIS MATCH! WAIT, THE PLAGUE DOCTOR WITH A RIGHT HAND TO RYAN, AND NOW A RIGHT HAND TO RONAN! CHAINED FURY GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THE PLAGUE DOCTOR, AND THIS IS BASICALLY A HANDICAP MATCH RIGHT NOW!
Eve: Yeah, and somehow the Plague Doctor is winning! WAIT A SECOND! RONAN LIFTS UP THE PLAGUE DOCTOR, AND ONCE AGAIN HE RAMS HER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, BUT THIS TIME HE DOESN’T ONLY STOP THERE! RONAN CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND RAMS HER INTO THAT PAIR OF TURNBUCKLES AS WELL! RONAN NOW CHARGING BACK TOWARDS THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE- BUT THE PLAGUE DOCTOR STOPS HERSELF AND TURNS AROUND, CAUSING RONAN TO CRASH BACK FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! How is she doing this!? It just doesn’t make any sense! This whole Plague Doctor thing, everything about it is insane!
Gavin Kirkland: The Plague Doctor is stomping away at Ronan Malosi! Ronan is in trouble right now- BUT RYAN GRABS THE CROWBAR AND HITS THE PLAGUE DOCTOR IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! Ryan showed so much fascination with the Plague Doctor in the build to this match, but you’ve gotta imagine that he’s had enough by now! Ryan just swung that crowbar right across the Plague Doctor’s head, exactly like what Ronan tried to do to Alexis earlier! Ryan now helping Ronan back up to his feet, and I think this is it! Both men beginning to climb up the cage, and it looks like even with the Plague Doctor’s appearance Chained Fury gets the job done!
Deadprez: WAIT, WHAT!? THE PLAGUE DOCTOR IS BACK UP, AND SHE JUST DRAGGED RYAN BACK DOWN FROM THE CAGE! LIGHTS OUT!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS MADE IT BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE JUST KICKED RYAN WILSON’S HEAD OFF! RYAN WILSON IS DOWN, BUT LOOK!! RONAN MALOSI IS AT THE TOP OF THE CAGE! RONAN IS GONNA TRY AND MAKE IT OUT OF THE CAGE WHILE THE MAIDENS ARE BUSY WITH RONAN! HE’S ALMOST OUT, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS MAKE IT BACK DOWN THE OTHER SIDE!
Eve: THE MAIDENS AREN’T GOING TO MAKE THAT EASY FOR HIM THOUGH! BOTH OF THEM ARE CLIMBING UP THE CAGE, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THE PLAGUE DOCTOR IS AT THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE ALONGSIDE RONAN! RONAN BEATS HER TO THE PUNCH THOUGH, AS HE HITS HER WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! WAIT, NOW THE PLAGUE DOCTOR HITS RONAN WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! RONAN AND THE PLAGUE DOCTOR ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH, BUT NOW HERE COMES ALEXIS! ALEXIS ATTACKS RONAN MALOSI FROM BEHIND AND BEGINS PULLING ON THE LEG THAT’S INSIDE OF THE CAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: THE PLAGUE DOCTOR THROWS RONAN MALOSI OFF OF THE CAGE!!! RONAN MALOSI WAS JUST LAUNCHED OFF THE CAGE, AND NOW THE PLAGUE DOCTOR WAITS AS ALEXIS CHAMBERS MAKES IT TO THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! Both of the Maidens of Malpractice made it up top- BUT WAIT! THE DOOR!! THE MAIDENS JUST REALIZED THAT THE REFEREE OPENED THE DOOR THANKS TO RYAN BEING NEARBY, AND NOW RYAN IS TRYING TO DRAG RONAN MALOSI WITH HIM OUT OF THE DOOR! THEY MAY STILL WIN THIS MATCH BY LEAVING THROUGH THE DOOR!
Deadprez: The Maidens of Malpractice quickly begin climbing down the cage, but Ryan nearly has Ronan and himself out of the door! They’re both coming closer and closer to winning this match! This has been one brutal steel cage match, but both teams are mere inches away from bringing this match to an end!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m scared :lupe:. I really want the Maidens of Malpractice to win, but are they gonna be fast enough!? Chained Fury is right there, Ronan is about to be out of the door and so is Ryan!
Eve: I don’t know! This is super close, but I’m not sure if they’ll make it! WAIT! THAT’S IT!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
….
(The camera shows a replay as both members of Chained Fury manage to fall out of the door, making it out of the cage…)
….
(AFTER the Maidens of Malpractice, who both jumped from where they were on the cage down to the ringside floor.)
Gina Romano: Here are your winners…. ALEXIS CHAMBERS AND DR. BETHANY BLUE, THE MAAAIIIDDEEENNNSSSS OFFF MMAAALLLLPRRRAACCTTIICCCEE!!!!
(Suddenly, the lights go back out once more. It stays off for a few moments, and when the lights come back on Dr. Bethany Blue is back to normal. She looks both confused and exhausted, but as she looks at her surroundings and sees the smile on Alexis Chambers’ face, she begins to understand what happened as she hugs Alexis.)
Deadprez: Wow. What a match between these two teams.
Eve: In the end the Maidens of Malpractice get the job done! This was such a fantastic match, but at the end of the day this was to be expected! The Maidens were waiting to get their hands on Chained Fury, and in the end Chained Fury’s arrogance got the better of them. They wanted to send a message, forcing Dr. Bethany Blue to relive what Ronan did to Alexis Chambers weeks ago. In the end, this only brought out the Plague Doctor, who’d be a massive help in bringing the victory home to the Maidens of Malpractice.
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! The right team won this match, that’s all I have to say about that one!
Deadprez: Well, let’s not forget that their journey doesn’t end here. Next week these two will be in a match together once more, as they take part in a fatal four way for the Unified Tag Team Championships at King of Elite! Congratulations to Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue!
(‘We Will Rock You’ plays, and the virtual crowd begins cheering heavily as the Maidens of Malpractice hug over by the ramp. The referee raises their hands, meanwhile Ronan Malosi is still out from falling off of the cage and Ryan Wilson is leaning on the barricade, still trying to recover. All four competitors are bruised and even bloody, but in the end the Maidens of Malpractice did it. Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers look at each other, knowing what’s to come next week, and finally Showdown fades away from ringside.)
(Final commercial break.)
( “Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play through the speakers as it prompts for Darcy May Morgan to appear on the entranceway. She soaks in the atmosphere of the venue before making her way down towards the ramp and eventually through the ropes and into the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Kent, United Kingdom, weighing in at 130
pounds… MS. CASH IN THE VAULT… DARRRRCYYYY MAYYY MORGGGGGGGAN!!!
Deadprez: Darcy May Morgan is momentarily taking her facilities over from Voltage and is using them against a huge opportunity against Jack Ripley in tonight’s main event before we go to King Of Elite! Scoring a victory for Darcy would gain an astronomical amount of momentum for the Leading Lady, and it would surely shut Raven Roberts’ mouth. However, everyone is aware how skilled the EAW Answers World Champion is. There is a reason why he is the current world champion, and Darcy May Morgan is about to learn why.
( “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL echoes throughout the World 1 Theatre as Jack Ripley jerks the curtain and steps out of guerilla position. The crowd reacts to his appearance with a humongous pop as Jack Ripley unhooks the EAW Answers World Championship from the waist and holds it up at the stage. He throws it over his shoulder and moseys down the aisle and into the ring. )
Gina Romano: AND HER OPPONENT! From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 202 pounds.. HE IS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION.. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKK RIPPLEY!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ripley better be cautious in his match against Darcy May Morgan as she may cash in! He might as well treat this as a championship defence because if Darcy decides to cash in her Cash In The Vault contract, it might not bode well for his championship reign!
Eve: That would be interesting! Imagine if Darcy May Morgan cashed in her contract on Jack Ripley. That would surely be a breath of fresh air and catch Bronson Daniels off guard as we are heading into King Of Elite, but I do not think she is too worried about using that briefcase tonight. All the Leading Lady is fixated on is defeating Jack Ripley and going on to King Of Elite to prove herself against one of the best Female professional wrestlers on this planet, Raven Roberts.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: This match is underway as RIPLEY IMMEDIATELY FLOORS MISS CASH IN THE VAULT WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!! Ripley out of nowhere with that dropkick as he now closes in on Darcy while she reels into the corner. The EAW Answers World Champion is peppering her with strikes following another! Incredible strategy as the sooner Ripley gets this match done and over with, the more he is better heading into his first championship defence against the charismatic enigma that is Bronson Daniels. Ripley now pulls her up to her feet and Irish whips her into the opposite corner!! RIPLEY FOLLOWS FROM BEHIND AND FLATTENS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A CORNER FOREARM SMASH!! RIPLEY RUNS BACK AND FORTH TO CONNECT WITH TWO MORE!!
Eve: Brilliant strategy put into place by the world champion indeed as Ripley brings her into the center of the ring and throws her down with a snapmare takedown.. RIPLEY RUNS TO THE SIDE AND OFF THE ROPES!! AND DRILLS DARCY IN THE SIDE OF HER HEAD WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!! RIPLEY QUICKLY HOVERS OVER AND LAYS DOWN ONTO HER WITH THE LATERAL PRESS FOR THE FIRST COVER IN THIS MATCH!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TW-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! The Beating Lady pops her shoulder up!
Deadprez: I think you mean, The Leading Lady as Ripley now continues to carry out his fast-paced assault on her. Ripley drives his knees into her ribs before applying the front facelock and hooking the arm over his shoulder. RIPLEY LOOKS TO DEADLIFT DARCY UP OFF THE CANVAS!! BUT DARCY IS ABLE TO FREE HERSELF OFF HIS CLUTCHES AND CLOCKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH A NASTY FOREARM BLOW!! DARCY SHAKES HER FOREARM AS THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY FOR HER TO GAIN POSSESSION IN THIS MATCH!! DARCY CHARGES INTO THE ROPES!!
Eve: BUT RIPLEY SPIKES HER WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT AS DARCY WAS ABOUT TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES!!! DARCY IS STAGGERED IN THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN AS RIPLEY NOW RUNS AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! DARCY ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS AND EVADES HIM!! SHE BACKFLIPS OVER AND GETS THE HEADSCISSORS!! AND SENDS RIPLEY FLIPPING ONTO HIS BACK, KIPS-UP ONTO HER FEET AND FLOORS HIM WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT DROPKICK!! A PRECISION DROPKICK AS DARCY MAY MORGAN HAS HER FOOT BACK ON THE PEDAL!!
Gavin Kirkland: Dropkick Darling floored him with a beautiful Dropkick! ALMOST AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER!! Morgan Freeman now sizes Ripley up from the sides and flips forward into the ropes!! AND BACK TOWARDS THE WORLD CHAMPION WITH A BACK ELBOW!! BUT RIPLEY DUCKS IT AND LEAPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! MORGAN TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF RIPLEY TWISTING OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! RIPLEY GRABS HER HEAD AND MOTIONS FOR A TORNADO DDT!! MORGAN SHOVES HIM AWAY AS THEY BOTH NOW CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER AT THE CENTER OF THE RING!! MORGAN GRABS HIS ARMS AND TWISTS HIM AROUND.. HE HOISTS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND DRIVES THE BACK OF HIS NECK ONTO HER KNEE WITH AN FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!! SHE ISN’T DONE YET AS SHE PENALTY KICKS HIS BACK, FLOORS HIM FROM THE FRONT WITH ANOTHER PENALTY KICK AND FLIPS OVER!! STANDING MOONSAULT KNEE DROP!!! MORGAN DRIVES THE KNEES AS SHE GOES OVER FOR HER FIRST PINFALL OF THIS MATCH! WHAT A SEQUENCE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Deadprez: RIPLEY POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Both individuals are now winding up to their feet now. Morgan obviously emerges first and puts Ripley back down with a spinning heel kick right beneath the jaw. That blew the wind right out of the Straight Shooter’s chest. Ripley is laid out in the center of the ring and starts to slowly get up while Darcy May Morgan has found herself situated on the top turnbuckle!! THE LEADING LADY IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SHE STEPS OFF AND SOARS UP AND OVER ONTO THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION WITH A DIVING DOUBLE KNEE METEORA!!! BUT LOOK!! RIPLEY CATCHES HER IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! AND DARCY IS ABLE TO SHIFT THE MOMENTUM AND SENDS RIPLEY FACE-FIRST INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! RIPLEY JUST STUFFED HIMSELF WITHIN THE TURNBUCKLES AS DARCY QUICKLY COMES FROM BEHIND AND GRABS HIM! Darcy bridges his body on the second rope in the corner! SHE STEPS UP THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP!! FOR THE KNEE STOMP!!! RIPLEY, HOWEVER, EVADES THE KNEE STOMP AS DARCY MISSES AND GETS HER FOOT HUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE!! RIPLEY JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND DRILLS HER DOWN WITH A ROPE-HUNG BACKSTABBER IN THE CORNER!! RIPLEY PULLS HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eve: KICK-OUT! Ripley is not questioning the pinfall as he now pulls Morgan back up to her feet! RIPLEY HOISTS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER AS HE NOW RUNS FROM ONE CORNER ACROSS TO THE OTHER!! AND TOSSES MORGAN TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THE LAWNDART!! LAWNDART!!! NO!! MORGAN GETS OUT OF IT AND GOES FOR THE DRAGON SLEEPER!! THE ENCORE!! NO!! THE ENCORE IS BLOCKED AS RIPLEY ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! FOR A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! BUT MORGAN GETS HER KNEES UP!!!! RIPLEY SCREAMING IN AGONY!!! RIPLEY HOLDS HIS RIBS AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! MORGAN HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!! AND FLOORS HIM WITH THE HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!!! MORGAN QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!! SIDEPRESS COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: RIPLEY BRINGS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Darcy almost got him there! She gets up to her feet and starts climbing the turnbuckles!! Ripley is winding up to his feet! DARCY IS PERCHED ONCE AGAIN! DARCY COMES OFF THE TOP!! RIPLEY CATCHES HER!! RIPLEY HAS HIM ACROSS HIS SHOULDERS AS HE NOW LIFTS HIM UP!! FOR THE LAWN DART TOSS!! NO!! DARCY SLIPS OUT OF HIS HANDS AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! DARCY RUNS PAST THE INCOMING RIPLEY, REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND SHOOTS TOWARDS THE CHAMPION!!! AND FLIES OVER HIS SHOULDERS WITH A SIT-OUT SHIRANUI!! INTO THE DRAGON SLEEPER!! THE DRAGON SLEEPER IS LOCKED IN!!! BUT RIPLEY IS ABLE TO ROLL AWAY AND DEADLIFT DARCY UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE RUNS WITH HER INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!! AND TOSSES DARCY WITH MALICIOUS INTENT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! DARCY’S NECK NEARLY SNAPS AGAINST THE BUCKLES WITH THE LAWN DART TOSS AS RIPLEY REELS INTO THE CORNER AND PREYS ON MISS CASH IN THE VAULT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Darcy May Morgan’s beautiful face meets the turnbuckles as Ripley stands in the corner!! RIPLEY IS LOOKING TO END THIS ALL!!!! RIPLEY CHARGES INTO MORGAN FOR THE SUPERKICK!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!! BUT DARCY GRABS HIS FOOT AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! HE PUTS HIM IN THE GORY HOLD AND SPINS HIM AROUND FOR THE KNEE!! FOR THE KISSES!! BUT RIPLEY GOES AROUND THE KNEE AND ROLLS HER UP INTO A SCHOOL-BOY!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
Eve: CLOSE CALL!! BOTH COMPETITORS EMERGE TO THEIR FEET!! DARCY CHARGES INTO RIPLEY!! RIPLEY SIDESTEPS AND DARCY SLIDES INTO THE CORNER.. RIPLEY FOLLOWS FROM BEHIND!!! MORGAN LEANS DOWN AND SENDS RIPLEY OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! Jack Ripley remains on the apron as Darcy spins him around and STUNS HIM WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!! RIPLEY IS ROCKED!! DARCY RUNS INTO THE ROPES AND SPRINTS BACK TOWARDS THE WORLD CHAMPION!! RIPLEY LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES FOR THE SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! BUT DARCY COUNTERS IT WITH A KNEE IN MID-AIR!! DARCY LANDS THE KNEE AS SHE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND SENDS RIPLEY INSIDE OUT WITH THE BICYCLE KICK!!! SHE FOLDED HIM LIKE AN ACCORDION AS SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
T-
Deadprez: KICK-OUT YET AGAIN!!! Darcy May Morgan lands the Face Ache and it is proven not sufficient enough to put away the EAW Answers World Champion!!!
( It shows an unimpressed Raven Roberts backstage watching the match on a monitor from backstage. )
There’s Raven Roberts! Darcy’s opponent come King Of Elite! Both Voltage and Showdown worlds collide here in the main event as these two are putting on yet another amazing main event before our very eyes!! Darcy is grabbing him by his chin while he gets up to his feet. Morgan with a possessed look on his face as she wants to put the champion away!! DARCY CLENCHES HER FIST BEFORE SWINGING IT FORWARD! TALK TO YOU LATER!! NO!! RIPLEY DUCKS AND USES MORGAN’S MOMENTUM TO SEND HER FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Jack Ripley with a smirk on his face as he now emerges to his feet and runs the ropes!! HE SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND HE SCORES WITH THE TOPE SUICIDA!! RIPLEY ADDS A TWIST AND TURNS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT!!! A TOPE SUICIDA INTO THE TORNADO DDT AS RIPLEY BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING!!!! RIPLEY WITH THE SLINGSHOT DDT!! HE PLANTS THE LEADING LADY ONTO HER SKULL AS HE NOW ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THR-
Eve: STILL NOT ENOUGH!! Ripley steps through the ropes and begins ascending the turnbuckles! He has a fire in his eyes as Darcy May Morgan is laid out supine in the center of the ring!! RIPLEY IS WHERE HE IS MOST COMFORTABLE!! HE IS GOING FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! BUT NO!! DARCY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND SHOOTS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BUT RIPLEY QUICKLY ADAPTS AND PICKS HER UP AT THE TOP!!! AND THEY BOTH GO FLYING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN AVALANCHE MICHINOKU DRIVER!! RIPLEY QUICKLY GOES OVER FOR THE COVER AND THIS COULD BE IT!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! COUNT IT REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THRE-
Gavin Kirkland: DARCY POPS HER SHOULDER UP AT TWO YET AGAIN!! RIPLEY IS IN ACTUAL DISBELIEF THIS TIME AROUND AS DARCY MAY MORGAN CONTINUES TO BE IN THIS MATCH!!! RIPLEY IS IN THE CORNER, READY TO END THIS MATCH AS DARCY GINGERLY EMERGES TO HER FEET!! RIPLEY HAS HER IN HIS CROSSHAIRS!! HE MOTIONS OVER FOR THE SUPERKICK!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!! BUT DARCY CONNECTS WITH THE RIGHT HAND OUT OF NOWHERE!!! TALK TO YOU NEVER!! HOWEVER, DARCY IS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE ON THE SITUATION AS SHE GOES REELING THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING IN EXHAUSTION!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS STRUGGLING TO GET UP THE APRON AS RIPLEY IS IN PRIME POSITION TO BE PINNED RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: Darcy May Morgan climbs onto the apron and tries to climb the turnbuckles. But, she changes plans and grips the top rope…. SHE LEAPS ONTO IT AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF!! SPRINGBOARD FOUR-FIFTY SPLASH!!! NO!!! RIPLEY GETS HIS KNEES UP AND MORGAN GOES CRASH LANDING DOWN ONTO BOTH OF HIS KNEES!!! MORGAN SCREAMING IN PAIN AS RIPLEY NOW QUICKLY PICKS HER UP!! FOR THE VERTEBREAKER!! AND THE WORLD CHAMPION DRIVES HER DOWN WITH AUTHORITY WITH THE RIPPLE EFFECT!! NO!! DARCY MIRACULOUSLY MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET!!! RIPLEY IS UNAWARE AS DARCY COMES OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! DON’T DISS DARCY!! DON’T DISS DARCY!!! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: KICK-OUT!!! HOW?!?!?! DARCY IS IN DISBELIEF!! SHE IS APOPLECTIC!! SHE IS IN THE FACE OF THE REFEREE AS JACK RIPLEY JUST KICKED OUT OF DON’T DISS DARCY!!! Both of these competitors pulling out all the stops in this intense and heated war of attrition as Darcy pulls RIpley up to his feet! DARCY HOISTS HIM UP WITH AN ARGENTINE RACK!!! HERE SHE GOES!! FOR THE INVERTED GO TO SLEEP!!!! SHE FLIPS HIM OVER!! BUT RIPLEY FLIPS OUT OF HER REACH AND CONNECTS WITH THE SUPER KICK!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO AS RIPLEY QUICKLY STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES!! RIPLEY IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! RIPLEY SOARS!! FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT CONNECTS!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT!! DARCY MANAGES TO GET HER KNEES UP AS SHE QUICKLY CRADLES HER DOWN!! OH MY GOD!! THIS COULD BE IT!! DARCY WINS!! DARCY WINS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: NO!! CLOSE CALL YET AGAIN AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! DARCY GOES FOR THE BICYCLE KICK!! RIPLEY DUCKS IT AND EVADES IT!!! RIPLEY GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK YET AGAIN!! BUT DARCY ROLLS UNDER AND EVADES THAT TOO!! DARCY WITH A PELE KICK TO THE CROWN OF RIPLEY’S HEAD!! RIPLEY IS STUNNED AS DARCY NOW HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!! AND INTO THE DIRECTION OF RIPLEY!!
Eve: RIPLEY CATCHES HER AND PUTS HER INTO THE SLEEPER HOLD!! SLEEPER HOLD CINCHED IN AS RIPLEY NOW FLIPS HER OVER!! FOR THE SLEEPER SUPLEX!! DARCY LANDS ONTO THE BACK OF HER NECK, BUT SHE ALMOST ABSORBS IT AS SHE QUICKLY EMERGES TO HER FEET!! RIPLEY TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLOCKED WITH A FACE ACHE!! AND GETS DRILLED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BICYCLE KICK!! ANOTHER FACE ACHE AS DARCY NOW GRABS HIM BY THE WRIST!! DARCY CLENCHES!!
Gavin Kirkland: TALK TO YOU NEVER!!
Deadprez: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!! RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE COLLAPSES ONTO HER!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL blasts through the speakers to a huge pop as Jack Ripley rolls out of the ring and raises his fist in victory. He slowly makes his way up the ramp as Darcy May Morgan begins to wake up from the superkick. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… JACKKKKKKKKKKK RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: What a main event match as Jack Ripley and Voltage’s Darcy May Morgan surely proved themselves as legitimate threats heading into King Of Elite! Jack Ripley shows tonight why he is the EAW Answers World Champion while Darcy May Morgan continues to cast a vicious cloud over the four world champions with her Cash In The Vault briefcase. Ripley connected with that devastating superkick out of nowhere, and who knows! That may be the result of Bronson Daniels’ chances of getting his world championship a week from now. However, Bronson Daniels is a huge threat to Ripley’s championship reign. Darcy May Morgan on the other hand, is scheduled to face Raven Roberts at King Of Elit-
Gavin Kirkland: And speaking of big booty breast babes! Here is Raven Roberts emanating from the backstage area with Kyra Phillips! Hopefully, about to shoot a porno?
( It transitions from the announce table to Kyra Phillips with Raven Roberts. )
Kyra Phillips: Raven, what are your thoughts on your King Of Elite’s opponent performance tonight?
Raven Roberts: Tonight was yet another example of Darcy May Morgan’s tendency to be a little bit too confident heading into her matches. Actually, it’s more so too much confidence. She came into this match against Jack Ripley believing she would actually have a chance against that man, but tonight, she was proven wrong, and that is exactly what is going to happen at King Of Elite. Her mistakes are going to lead to yet another defeat and a free-per-view victory under my arms.
Kyra Phillips: Alright, back to you.
( It goes back to the announce table where the camera goes to show Jack Ripley standing on the stage holding his EAW Answers World Championship high up in the air. Jack Ripley has a smirk on his face while Bronson Daniels is seen gradually making his way behind him. )
Deadprez: Jack Ripley continues to celebrate after a hard-fought victory over Darcy May Morgan on the main event of what may be his last Showdown episode as EAW Answers World Champion. Bronson Daniels has made his way out to the entranceway as Ripley turns around. Both individuals stand face-to-face and start exchanging remarks.
( They begin to trash talk each other before Ripley holds the championship up and gets too close in his face. )
Eve: BRONSON DANIELS LANDS A RIGHT ONTO RIPLEY!! RIPLEY DROPS THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND GOES DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS BRONSON DANIELS PEPPERS HIM WITH A GROUND-AND-POUND!! DANIELS RELEASING HIS BUILT-UP TENSIONS TONIGHT AS THE EXHAUSTED JACK RIPLEY IS ESSENTIALLY DEFENCELESS AT THIS POINT!! THE MAN JUST CAME OUT OF A BRUTAL MATCH AND DANIELS KNOWS THIS!!
Deadprez: RIPLEY PUSHES HIM AWAY AND STARTS TO FIGHT BACK!! RIPLEY WITH RIGHT AFTER RIGHT BEFORE DANIELS STOPS HIS MOMENTUM WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!!! LEBRONSON STICKS THE KNEE AS HE NOW HOOKS BOTH ARMS!!! HE HOISTS THE WORLD CHAMPION UP!! AND HITS THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK GUTBUSTER ON THE ENTRANCEWAY!! SAVAGE MODE CONNECTS AS BRONSON DANIELS CROUCHES OVER HIS BODY AND GRABS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Bronson Daniels (off-mic): Am I a threat to you now? HUH!!? Exactly.
Gavin Kirkland: The Ebony buster reigns supreme tonight over the Ripper and that may be a foreshadowing of how the events may transpire at King Of Elite! Both individuals are slated to vye for the EAW Answers World Champion, and Bronson Daniels getting one over the champion tonight gives him more momentum heading into King Of Elite! Will Bronson Daniel thrive as our next EAW Answers World Champion, or will he flourish, and the era of Jack Ripley will continue? Tune in at one of the biggest shows of the year to see!
( Bronson Daniels stands over Ripley and holds up the EAW Answers World Championship before dropping it across his chest. )
(EAW logo buzzes.)
