(EAW intro plays.)
(SCREEN BAR — EARLIER TODAY)
(The scene sees Ronan Malosi and James Ranger in the parking garage. Ronan seems to be freaking out.)
Ronan Malosi: As if last week wasn’t bad enough, I gotta referee a match with you and my team tonight. And to make things even more worse….I DON’T EVEN HAVE A FIFTH MEMBER OF MY TEAM!!
James Ranger: I’m sure there’s someone out there who is dying to team with Ronan Malosi!
Ronan Malosi: Everybody wants to team with me because I’m amazing! :whew: But I have to choose someone from the Showdown roster, and so far it’s slim pickings because of this match, War Games, and Brand Warfare. I honestly don’t know what to do.
James Ranger: Come on, there’s gotta be someone. We can’t go into Territorial Invasion ina handicap situation. Just take a look around, and see who hasn’t been booked yet.
(Ronan Malosi scans around the parking garage, and then he spots someone. He hauls ass trying to catch up to them.)
Ronan Malosi: YOU STOP!!!! WAIT UP!
(Ronan catches up with the guy, surprisingly out of breath.)
Ronan Malosi: You’re not booked, SO CONGRATULATIONS…YOU’RE THE FINAL MEMBER OF TEAM RONAN!
Strawberry Steve: Kay.
(Strawberry Steve continues his walk into the Performance Center, as Ronan throws his hands up and his face shows a sign of relief.)
Ronan Malosi: Yes! It’s better than going in on a five on four disadvantage!
James Ranger: I told you! I bet you he will be a better asset to the team than most people think.
Ronan Malosi: Now that I got that out of the way, I gotta go try on this referee shirt I got at Dick’s Sporting Goods. I might cut off the sleeves to show off my beautiful guns, and hopefully perhaps Alissa is gonna be watching tonight. :wow:
(“Uncontainable” by Set It Off hits as blue lights shine throughout the Performance Center. The socially distanced crowd is hyped up and ready to go.)
Eve: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO EAW’S FLAGSHIP PROGRAM…SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN!!
Deadprez: And we are officially one week away from Territorial Invasion, what a show tonight we have.
(Graphic of the Answers World Championship Contract Signing is shown. It reads “TONIGHT”.)
Deadprez: And also tonight in our main event, Maxwell will face off with Jon Kelton and James Ranger in a triple threat match, with Ronan Malosi serving as special guest referee. If Ronan doesn’t comply, he will lose his job at Applebees as Ryan will spill the beans on what happened last week to his boss Kevin.
(Graphic for the triple threat is shown for later tonight.)
Eve: And speaking of Territorial Invasion, Ryan Wilson, and Ronan Malosi, let’s take a look inside the ring right now. It looks like we’re gonna kick off the show tonight with the debate!
(The camera pans to the ring where Gavin Kirkland is in between two podiums that are adjacent to one another. On the left, we have Ronan Malosi who’s dressed in a nice buttoned-up Sweatervest and slacks, and on the right, we have Ryan Wilson who’s wearing an expensive black suit with an ostrich bowtie. Both men staring at each other arguing as Gavin Kirkland does his best to keep the peace.)
Gavin Kirkland: Gentlemen… Gentlemen, please… Can we get some type of order around here!
Ryan Wilson (talking into his podium microphone): I’m more than willing to exercise my right as ShowDown General Manager to remove this piece of filth from my ring at this very moment.
Ronan Malosi (talking into his podium microphone): I’d like to see you try. Your days as General Manager are numbered, and you know this.
Gavin Kirkland: Okay, okay… Gentlemen now that that’s over I have a list of questions, that I’d like to ask you both, submitted in by well none other than… the ShowDown Roster. I guess I’ll start with you first Ryan, since you are the active General Manager. The first question is, What do you plan to change if you are able to defeat Ronan at Territorial Invasion, now that you have no threat to your position?
Ryan Wilson (speaking into the podium microphone): Well Ladies and Gentlemen, change is not always a good thing. I think the way I run this show is fantastic. Nothing needs to change, as of late Showdown has been a huge ratings draw!
Gavin Kirkland and Ronan Malosi both: :usure: …
Gavin Kirkland: Actually Mr.Wilson, ratings have been down since Midsummer Massacre!
Ryan Wilson: Are you sure about that?
Gavin Kirkland: I’m actually very sure about it (He hands Ryan Wilson a slip of Showdowns ratings since August 1st.)
Ryan Wilson: Do some deductive reasoning here Gavin! What travesty happened August 1st? Everything was fine until this… this IMBECILE stepped foot on MY BRAND!
Ronan Malosi: Maybe if you were even half the General Manager you thought you were this show would be worth watching, but it’s not. And even people like Jack Ripley, Jamie O’Hara and Consuela Rose Ava can’t save this sinking ship with you as captain.
(The crowd cheers.)
Ronan Malosi: So with that being said, I think it’s time for a changing of the guard, Ryan. See I know I’ll best you at Territorial Invasion, I know what my plan- no.. I know what my vision for ShowDown looks like and unfortunately for you, you are not in it.
Gavin Kirkland: Okay okay, everyone take a moment, I want to ask you the same question Mr. Malosi, if you were to be General Manager of ShowDown what would you first plan to change?
Ronan Malosi: Equal opportunities for everyone, not just a handpicked few. There are people who work their ass off to only get nothing in return and I was one of those people, I know what it’s like to sacrifice, hell I’ve still got sacrifices to make. But I know that hardwork and effort should be rewarded- not ignored. Under Ryan Wilsons tenure, ask yourself, who has he made better? What superstars has he produced? What Future Hall of Famers has he groomed? No one. Ryan Wilson doesn’t make anyone better, because Ryan Wilson is a leech, and he’s sucking the life blood out of this brand.
Ryan Wilson: FALSE! Jamie O’Har-
Ronan Malosi: Be honest with yourself Jamie O’Hara was going to be a star whether you were General Manager or not. But this debate isn’t about him, it’s about what’s best for this show, this brand, and the obvious answer is ME.
Gavin Kirkland: Gentlemen! Okay okay, my next question, I’ll start by asking you Mr. Malosi, recently ShowDown has acquired talents such as SKA and Christian DeMarco to beef up the brand for Territorial Invasion, do you have any potential trades or roster moves you’d like to put in place for maybe future Main Events, FPV’s, anything of that nature.
Ronan Malosi: Well Drake King vs Jamie O’Hara sounds Interesting enough, or maybe Jack Ripley vs Mr.DEDEDE, Consuela Rose Ava vs Sarah Price…..well not anymore. Jon Kelton vs Darcy May Morgan, MY VISION FAR OUTCEEDS MYSELF.
(The crowd cheers loudly.)
Gavin Kirkland: I ask the same of you Mr. Wilson, do you have any potential moves-
Ryan Wilson: Don’t even bother asking me that gibberish. ShowDown is fine where it is. We don’t need any new people to move past the competition. WE ARE THE COMPETITION AND WE ALWAYS WILL BE WITH ME IN CHARGE! I CAN NAME DREAM MATCHES SIMPLY OFF THE LIST OF NAMES THIS ROSTER HAS ALONE. Jamie O’Hara vs Consuela Rose Ava, Jamie O’Hara vs Xavier Williams, Jamie O’Hara vs Raven Roberts, Consuela Rose Ava vs Raven Roberts!
Ronan Malosi: Once again you think that just because you have a superstar the caliber of Jamie O’Hara or Consuela Rose Ava, you can build monuments simply on them- a show- a brand- a program cannot suffice with just two people being the focal point. This is exactly what I mean when I say I’ll provide EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO ALL AND REWARD THOSE THAT ARE DESERVING!
Ryan Wilson: To hell with who’s deserving- I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE! PEOPLE WANT TO SEE BUDDING STARS, PEOPLE LARGER THAN LIFE- BETTER THAN THEMSELVES IF YOU WILL. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A BUM, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A WASTE OF SPACE OR TALENT. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE SOMEONE LIKE… WELL YOU!
(Ronan Malosi tosses the podium aside and stands in Ryan Wilsons face, as Ryan Wilson returns the favor and inturn tosses his own podium staring directly into the eye of the much taller Ronan Malosi.)
Gavin Kirkland: GENTLEMEN PLEASE WE DON’T HAVE TO-
(Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson trade punches back and forth with Ronan Malosi quickly gaining the upperhand causing Ryan Wilson to retreats out of the ring and up the stage.)
(The camera zooms in to Ryan Wilson on the stage holding his jaw as he speaks off mic.)
Ryan Wilson: IS THIS WHO SHOWDOWN WANTS TO LEAD THEM? IS THIS WHO SHOWDOWN WANTS TO BE THEIR GENERAL MANAGER? A THUG? A LOSER? A LOWLIFE?
( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595091521829601297/756876658392170676/image0.png appears on the tron)
(Ronan Malosi looks on aggravated and embarrassed as Ryan Wilson smirks still holding his Jaw as the socially distancing crowd boos him,)
(Commercial for Applebee’s featuring Alissa the waitress and Lucas Johnson.)
(The camera opens back into the Performance Center as ‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi hits the speakers as Dr Bethany Blue makes her way onto the stage. She throws her Doctor’s coat to the side before making her way down to the ring. Alexis Chambers follow from behind)
Gina Romano: Making her way to the ring, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds, accompanied by Alexis Chambers, DR BETHANY BLUE M.D!!!
Deadprez: Y’all teeth clean? I know a couple y’all been way too focused on sanitising ya hands so much that you forgot about dental care
Eve: I’m good
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, I’m good too
Deadprez: Aight, just checking. You know Beth, she cuckoo as shit and she’s always checking
(‘Bad Medicine’ fades away as. ‘Escape’ by Rupert Holmes blasts through the speaker. Strawberry Steve strolls down the ramp, hands on his pocket, shades on. He makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring)
Gina Romano: And her opponent, The Strawberry Fields, Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in a weight that does not matter, ‘FRESHLY PICKED’ STRAWBERRY STEVE!!!
Deadprez: His nonchalance impressing anyone else?
Gavin Kirkland: Sort of. I don’t think we’ve ever had anyone this unbothered on our books but the kid can kinda go in the ring so it doesn’t matter
(DING! DING! DING)
Eve: This match is underway and the nonchalance of Strawberry Steve is already impressing me. His hands remain in his pockets and his sunglasses stay on his face, even though we’re indoors.
Deadprez: Look at this kid man, he’s just staring at Doc like she ain’t nun.
Gavin Kirkland: Doc just looks weirded out, it’s not everyday you face a guy like Strawberry Steve
Eve: The first droplet of action happens as Bethany and Steve both make their way to the middle of the ring and get face to face. Doc looks Steve up and down until Steve hits her with a deadly kick to the shin!
Deadprez: Deadly?
Eve: Steve follows that up with another one! And another one! And one more deadly kick right into Doc’s kne-
Gavin Kirkland: But Doc just pushes Steve down and he goes crashing onto the mat. Doc scratches her head and goes for the cover
Referee: ONEE-
Deadprez: Not too surprised a professional wrestler still has the energy in him to kick out of a pinfall attempt after getting shoved down but hey, STEVE KICKED OUT!
Eve: Bethany drags Steve back up to his feet and irish whips him into the corner. Bethany follows that up by charging at Steve, but Steve manages to get out the way and nails Bethany with a deadly chop!
Gavin Kirkland: Bethany aint with that lazy bullshit though, she throws Steve into the corner and unloads on him with a flurry of strikes into his chest.
Deadprez: Bethany just keeps on going and Steve falls into a seated position. Bethany keeps the onslaught going on, striking Steve with devilish stomps right into his head, forcing the referee.
Eve: Once the referee holds her back, Bethany waits for Steve to barely get onto his two feet before charging back at him and nailing him with a running spear into the corner!
Deadprez: Bethany doesn’t waste any time. She drags Steve into the middle of the ring and gets him up on her shoulders. Steve fights though. He nails her with deadly elbows into the side of her head, forcing her to drop him back down.
Gavin Kirkland: Steve immediately tries to take Bethany out with a deadly kick to the side of her head but Bethany throws it down, spins Steve around and drops him onto the mat with a chop block to the back of his leg.
Eve: Doc gets back up to her feet and grabs a hold of Steve’s right ankle. She quickly slams it back down onto the mat and aggressively continues to repeat that. She keeps on slamming Steve’s ankle onto the mat before finishing it off with a massive slam. She doesn’t leave Steve’s ankle alone though, immediately targeting it and nailing it with a big stomp.
Deadprez: Bethany then makes her way towards the turnbuckles and climbs up onto the top rope. She has Steve positioned dead centre in the ring. Before she can dive off and cause any damage, Steve rolls out of the ring
Gavin Kirkland: Beth looks disappointed but not surprised. She hops off the top rope, leans over the ropes and just observes her opponent. She stares into the sky for a second before looking back down at simply shaking her head in frustration
Eve: Bethany rolls under the bottom rope and meets Steve on the outside of the ring. She pulls Steve up to his feet and looks into his mouth for a second, but out of nowhere, Steve shoves Bethany into the ring apron! Steve’s in this fight! She grabs a hold of Bethany and throws her into the barricade before nailing her with a nasty running knee right into her skull! Steve picks Bethany up and throws her back into the ring, he follows her in too. Bethany stumbles up onto her feet and Steve runs at her, jumps up into the air and connects with a powerful Superman Punch knocking her into the corner! Bethany’s body bounces back off the turnbuckle and into the ring before Steve kicks her in the gut and drops her head first with a DDSteve!
Gavin Kirkland: The room is electric all of a sudden! Just when the kid looked down and out and all hope was lost, he bounces back and is on his G shit!
Deadprez: Steve kips up back onto his feet and climbs up onto the top rope. Bethany’s in the middle of the ring. Steve stares down at Doc before falling off the top rope…. SPLASH!
Eve: NO! BETHANY GETS THE KNEES UP! She gets back onto her feet and pulls Steve up to her feet with her. BETHANY JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND TAKES STEVE DOWN WITH THE REMEDY! HER SIGNATURE CUTTER! SHE COVERS HIM
Referee: ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THHHRR-
Gavin Kirkland: Steve manages to kick out! Look at the shock on Bethany’s face! She’s completely lost for words.
Deadprez: We knew Steve had a lil sumn in him but not this y’all. He’s going toe to toe with Dr Bethany Blue!
Eve: Bethany slams the mat in frustration. She makes her way onto her feet and clutches onto the back of her head in pain while looking down on Steve trying to get back onto his feet. Her look of bewilderment remains the same however for very different reasons on this occasion. Bethany was previously bewildered by Steve’s nonchalance like we were but now, Bethany’s bewildered by Steve’s resiliency
Deadprez: Damn straight. Steve finally makes his way back to his feet and Bethany looks to end this. BETHANY LIFTS STEVE’S ARM UP AND NAILS HIM WITH THE COD-
Eve: NO! Steve pushes Bethany off her and nails her with another Superman Punch! Steve has Bethany stunned on her feet in the middle of the ring! It’s time to end it! STEVE RUNS AT BETHANY….STRAWB-RIDEE-
Gavin Kirkland: NO! BETHANY SEES IT COMING AND GETS OUT THE WAY! SHE SPINS STEVE AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY NAILS HIM WITH THE CODE BLUE! THE HEART PUNCH! STEVE IS OUT COLD!! BETHANY FALLS ONTO HIM FOR THE COVER
Referee: ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THREEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: AND YOUR WINNER…. DR BETHANY BLUE M.D!
Eve: Hell of a performance from Doc but you have to give at least a round of applause to the efforts of Strawberry Steve Maybe he will be an asset to Team Ronan afterall.
Deadprez: He put it in that work y’all and for a guy who spends his Thursday Nights and Friday Afternoon’s in the club, he did well for himself – I’m impressed
(Commercial for a course on all things Japanese Wrestling, taught by Komatsu Ogawa.)
(The scene opens backstage into a dimly lit hallway where Showdown’s War Games members are having a discussion.)
Xavier Williams: Territorial Invasion is one week away guys, I need you BOTH on the same page. I sense there is still some bitterness over Cash in the Vault and your guys’ match last week against each other. I chose you guys to go into battle with me for a REASON! I can’t be dealing with this right now!
Justin Windgate: I guess you’re right. (Justin says while glaring over at Jack Ripley.)
Jack Ripley: Yeah, I guess so.
Xavier Williams: I can clearly still see that look in both of your eyes. Come on guys, we’re already underdogs enough, imagine the disadvantage we would be at if we were to go at each others throats. We NEED to be united! And you know what, you guys wanna act like kids, you’re gonna get treated like kids!
(Both Jack and Justin are confused.)
Xavier Williams: We’re gonna do a trust exercise. Justin, I need you to fall backwards.
Justin Windgate: :wtf:
Xavier Williams: Just do it.
(Justin after several seconds falls back with some fear, but Jack Ripley catches him successfully. Justin seems surprised, but he does seem a bit off. He could be high again.)
Xavier Williams: Vice versa.
(Jack falls backwards, but Justin turns his head and lets Jack fall to the ground.)
Justin Windgate: Whoops, I may or may not be high right now.
(Jack Ripley gets in the face of Justin, but only for a second as Xavier Williams steps between them and separates them.)
Xavier Williams: ENOUGH! I’VE HAD ENOUGH! I picked you two because you two were guys I could count on. Jack I know wants to redeem himself to get back to the World Title picture. I know Justin wants to do the same thing. You guys can do that in a match of this magnitude. But you guys will not be able to do it arguing like you are. The teams we are up against, there’s very little room for error. Enough of the games, we gotta stick together.
Jack Ripley: You’re right, I don’t get why people are calling us the weakest team and saying we’ve already lost. We’ve all got accomplishments and we all know we can trust each other. Put aside these little childish games, nobody can touch us, or Showdown.
Justin Windgate: Just let them keep overlooking us. All the headlines wanna read is Drake King, or the newest member in War Games, Serena Bennett. Nobody may be talking about us right now, but I can guarantee you we’re all that’s gonna be talked about when War Games is over and Team Showdown’s hands are raised in victory.
Xavier Williams: All three of us are ready for battle, we’re ready for a war. And we’re ready to rise above the challenge and show that we are the team to beat. All three of us are ready, and we hope the rest of you guys are too.
(All three men exit the scene as the camera fades.)
(Commercial break for beard care featuring Charlie Marr.)
(The scene opens back into Showdown with Gina Romano standing inside the ring smiling from ear to ear.)
Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for…
Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE FALL!!
( ‘Popular Monster’ by Falling In Reverse plays over the PA system as the Reckoning is making his way to the ring. )
Gina Romano: Introducing FIRST! from Apple Valley, Minnesota! Weighing in at 226 pounds; CHRRRRRISTIAN DEMARRRRRRR-COOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Coming off a loss against Team Wilson teammates Doctor Blue and Alexis Chambers, the Reckoning will look to secure a win before Territorial Invasion!
Deadprez: Hopefully Andrea will show up, I mean, we haven’t seen or heard of all since last week.
(‘I Fell’ by Wicca Phase Springs Eternal begins to flow from the speakers, to absolutely NO fan reaction while the Blxck Rose made her way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Aaaaaaand His Opponent! From Denton, Texas! Weighing in at 120 pounds. She is the BLXCK ROSE… AAAAANNNNNDDREEEEAAAA!
Gavin Kirkland: That one looks like she comes out of Left 4 Dead!!
Deadprez: Uh?
Gavin Kirkland: You know… The Witch?
Deadprez: What are you even on ab-
( Ding! Ding!! Ding!!! )
Eve: And this match is officially on the way! Christian looks a bit baffled unsure how to handle that woman who seems like she should be in an insane asylum and not in an EAW ring. The woman is twitching and grunting, snarling even which seems to make DeMarco very curious about her.
Gavin Kirkland: She looks like a crazy cat lady!
Eve: Quite the strange woman for sure as-
Deadprez: Wait what is DeMarco doing?
( We see Christian mimic the movements of his opponent with a provocative smirk on his face which makes Andrea stop like a startled animal after Christian began to laugh. She was reacting as if she had seen herself in a mirror, like a cat would. )
Andrea: Hissss!!!
Eve: The Judxs slowly steps back and then falls backwards but bounces off the second rope and lunges at Christian with the Slingblade taking him down! She screams madly before moving to a mounted position and throws at him a series of wild punches which he tries to block at best he can! She looks like a woman possessed! Christian rolls so that she ends up under him and he ends up pushing himself up to his feel but she is quick to follow suit, surprised he quickly backs up to a corner and she lunges at him but he dodges her and her face smacks with the mid turnbuckle!! Andra doesn’t seem to want to quit she simply doesn’t stop as Christian is looking for what his next move is going to be! He manages to Irish Whip her into a corner but she quickly turns and screams making her way with haste towards him! He throws a spear at her as a response! He tries for the cover!
Official: One! T-
Gavin Kirkland: She kicks out!
Deadprez: And she is already getting up!
Eve: DeMarco seems a bit surprised at how quickly she got up and lunges at him again! Kick to the midsection he then plants her head to the mat with a DDT! But she gets up seconds after! Screaming she charges him again! SPINEBUSTER!! He tries to go for the cover but she shoves him off! She is a bit slower to react now he is starting to get to her but he looks like he had enough! Waiting for her to get up he throws at her another kick to the midsection before calling for one of his finishers! HE GOES FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS!! He goes for the co-no! He picks her up she is staggering! He sets her up for the FREE YOUR MIND! IT CONNECTS! THE KURROTO BOMB CONNECTS! He hooks both her legs up! Cover!!
Official: One! Two!! Three!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Popular Monster’ by Falling In Reverse plays over the PA system as the Reckoning is getting his hand raised in victory by the referee. )
Gina Romano: The winner of this bout; CHRRRRRISTIAN DEMARRRRRRR-COOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: That was a … Weird and unsettling match!
Deadprez: A win is a win and Christian deserved this one. Now he has full wind in his sail as Territorial Invasion is just a week away!
(Commercial for Wendy’s featuring Xander Payne. Xander orders a #1, and the drive-thru speaker lady asks if he wants a single, double, or triple. Xander answers back “yes.”)
(The scene opens backstage with Consuela Rose Ava giving a pep talk to her Brand Warfare teammates.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Okay, everybody’s on high alert tonight, right?
SKA: Yes mam, no signs of anybody yet.
Jake Smith: I still can’t believe my cupcakes got ruined. :mjcry:
Harlow Reichert: They likely tasted like shit anyways.
Jake Smith: HEAR ME OU–
Consuela Rose Ava: STOP! We cannot have that kind of stuff going on in our team right now. We gotta show we’re the top team going into Brand Warfare. When Raven took out almost everybody last week on Dynasty, I saw that fire in her eyes. That’s what we need. Harlow, I know how much you hate Voltage, but we need you to swallow your pride, go there and show you can make a statement on your least favorite show in one of your least favorite matches. We all know you can get the job done.
(Harlow shrugs her shoulders.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Okay, meeting is done. Just be careful and like I said, be on high alert.
(As the four members are leaving, you hear Jake mumble under his breath.)
Jake Smith: They were good cupcakes tho. :frowning:
(The camera focuses on Consuela as she begins to walk down the hallway, before she stops and sees something. The camera switches and it sees Terry Chambers entering the building in his street attire. Terry is by himself with no other Voltage team members present, as we know it right now. Out of nowhere, Consuela charges and hugs Terry, like she hasn’t seen him in a while.)
Terry Chambers: Ay, what’s happening?
Consuela Rose Ava: We haven’t spoken in a while, and this is the first time I’ve seen you in a while when you weren’t with your teammates. Well, why are you here alone?
Terry Chambers: :lupe: Just scouting on my own before Territorial Invasion. Everyone seems to be every brand so it’s no biggie. By the way Consuela, I saw what you did with SKA last week when you lectured him like a mother for saying the stuff he said against me. I appreciate the gesture, but I don’t need you fighting my battles for me. Let him talk his shit, most of it is utter nonsensical garbage anyway.
Consuela Rose Ava: Hey, that’s my teammate you’re talking about! But yeah, I didn’t mean to come off like that, it got under my skin personally with his mixtape he made about you, and the title of the mixtape had my name in it.
Terry Chambers: It was the funniest shit I’ve ever listened to. Too bad you couldn’t cause he deleted it in record time. I still can’t believe you’re teammates with him and Jake….the guy who put me on the brink of death. The guy you saved from me last week on Dynasty.
Consuela Rose Ava: It was a reflex! I saw my teammate in trouble and I had the chance to improvise, and I did. I hate what he did to you too and I want you to finally get some payback, but not at the expense of my team.
Terry Chambers: Well, that’s too bad. You, him, and everybody else are going down next weekend.
(Terry Chambers sits on a crate right next to him. Consuela sits on his lap and wraps her arm around his head.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Promise me this match won’t tear us apart.
Terry Chambers: That’s more your choice than mine. I know how you can get sometimes fighting people you care about. You know each match I take part in, it’s strictly business and nothing personal. I told you the same thing back at Pain for Pride. If nothing happened there, I honestly don’t think anything would change in this match.
Consuela Rose Ava: I know a lot of people throughout the week are gonna throw narratives our way and try to stir things, I just wanna make sure we don’t get caught up in what they say.
Terry Chambers: I was gonna ignore it either way.
(Terry and Consuela share a kiss, before being interrupted by somebody.)
???: Awww, how cute.
(Dynasty captain Charlie Marr enters the scene chuckling at what he sees.)
Charlie Marr: How pathetic! Terry, you’re supposed to be one of the most dangerous guys in this company, and all I see is a bitch right now.
Terry Chambers: :cmon:
Consuela Rose Ava: Don’t you gotta get your balls of Veena’s purse to be talking the way you do Charlie?
Charlie Marr: Silence slut! The men are talking.
(Consuela raises an eyebrow as Terry stands up.)
Terry Chambers: Don’t talk to her that way.
Charlie Marr: What you gon do?! :mjpls:
Terry Chambers: You’re still the same old Charlie from Voltage, aren’t you? The guy who thinks the world revolves around him, thinks the world owes him something. Well newsflash, it doesn’t. You beat me on several occasions, but a lot has happened in the course of the last six months. I’m on the very top of my game Charlie not having lost a match this season yet. I know you’re on top of yours too, which is why I’m looking forward to finally taking you down and finally putting you in my side view mirror and I get the closure I need.
Charlie Marr: You ain’t gonna get shit. The only thing you’re getting is another loss to me in the record books. Face it Terry, I own you and I will continue to own you, and your little whore too over there. The only reason you’re a success on Voltage right now is because I’m not there to checkmate you every week.
Consuela Rose Ava: After you lose, next weekend it will be fun seeing you scramble for your next move. It will be even more fun when you take the heat for the reason Dynasty lost because you were the captain afterall. Charlie Marr leading anything….well, will lead to disaster.
Charlie Marr: I heard a rumor Terry wants you to get the enhancement surgery to look more like your twin sister.
Both Terry and Consuela: :skip:
(Both Terry and Consuela shake their heads and laugh a bit.)
Consuela Rose Ava: That was a good one, but you’ll have to do better and be more realistic than that if you wanna stir stuff.
Charlie Marr: I got better things to do with my time than argue with you both.
Terry and Consuela: Same.
Charlie Marr: I’ll see both of your bitch asses in MY ring where I will lead Dynasty to victory.
Terry Chambers: We’ll see you bald ass crackhead.
(Charlie exits as Terry and Consuela look at one another, before another voice is heard.)
???: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
(Jake Smith charges at Terry from behind, but Terry ducks and flips Jake forward and has his arm in a position to snap it.)
Jake Smith: OW!!! OW!! OW!!! I WAS JUST JOKING!!!
Terry Chambers: (while shaking his head) Pathetic. I’ll see you both next weekend.
(Terry lets go of Jake’s arm as he exits. Jake stands next to Consuela, scared his life flashed before his eyes.)
Jake Smith: Holy shit, he’s way stronger than the last time we fought. :krabs:
Consuela Rose Ava: I know. :heart_eyes:
Jake Smith: WHY DIDN’T YOU HELP ME?!
Consuela Rose Ava: Who yells “SNEAK ATTACK!” when sneaking up on somebody? :mjlol:
(Jake Smith walks away salty as Consuela grabs her phone and begins to scroll through it, where the scene fades.)
(Commercial break.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for ONE FALL!!! Introducing first, from Cape Town, South Africa…weighing in at two-hundred and eighty pounds! He is THE HOT-TAKE-KING! ROOOOOONAAAAANNNNN MAAAAAALOOOOOOOSSSIIIIIII!!!
(The instrumentals from ‘2nd Sucksr’ by A Day TO Remember bellows from the speakers as Ronan steps out of the entrance way. Ronan holds his hands out, sucking up the loud cheers and boos from the crowd)
Gavin Kirkland: The leader of Team Malosi! Our soon to be NEW General Manager.
Deadprez: I think Ryan Wilson and Team Wilson might have something to say about that.
(Ronan struts down to the ring with a smirk on his face)
Gavin Kirkland: That swagger! That moxie!
(Ronan walks up the steps and once on the apron, steps over the top rope into the ring as his music fades out)
Gina Romano: And his opponent…from a place to be forgotten…weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-five pounds. HE IS REBORN! HE IS…CHHHHRRRRIIIIIIIISSSTIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNN!!!
(‘Found’ by Span fills the arena as CHRISTIAN steps out of the back. Cheers fall down onto him as he stops at the top of the ramp, still getting used to the warm reception)
Eve: This kid is on a path to stardom after reinventing himself early in his EAW career.
Gavin Kirkland: Just because he beat Blxck Rose last week, doesn’t make him a star.
Eve: He may not be one yet, but he sure is on his way up.
(CHRISTIAN begins walking down the ramp as Ronan is pointing at him, trying to talk with Gina Romano inside the ring. She gives him the cold shoulder, ignoring him and leaving the ring)
Deadprez: HA!
(CHRISTIAN enters the ring through the middle rope as Ronan still has his back turned to him)
(CHRISTIAN’s music fades out)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Ronan is still looking at Gina as she comes over and sits down next to us.
Eve: CHRISTIAN ATTACKS RONAN FROM BEHIND, throwing a forearm into his back! Ronan crashes face first into the turnbuckle. Ronan stumbles back, but turns around…and is standing face-to-face with CHRISTIAN. Ronan touches his lip, then looks at his fingertips to make sure he isn’t bleeding.
Gavin Kirkland: AND CHRISTIAN JUST LUNGED FORWARD AND IS UNLOADING LEFTS AND RIGHTS ONTO RONAN!!!
Deadprez: Ronan is backed up into the corner! CHRISTIAN stops with the assault, taking a step back from Ronan…BUT HE CHARGES FORWARD SHOULDER FIRST!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MOVES! CHRISTIAN JUST SLAMMED HIS SHOULDER INTO THE RING POST!!!
Eve: Ronan turns and grabs CHRISTIAN from behind…HUGE suplex! Ronan holds onto CHRISTIAN…rolls over…both men back up to their feet…AND ANOTHER HUGE SUPLEX!!! Ronan rolls again…both of them back onto their feet with Ronan still holding him…A THIRD SUPLEX AND CHRISTIAN CRASHES HARD ONTO THE MAT! Ronan hooks CHRISTIAN’s leg.
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ONE!
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TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
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Deadprez: And CHRISTIAN with the kickout!
Gavin Kirkland: Ronan quickly up to his feet and is shaking his head, looking out onto the crowd.
Eve: CHRISTIAN slowly pulling himself to his feet as Ronan turns and looks at him, that smirk on his face again. Ronan bends over slightly and is…shadow boxing in CHRISTIAN’s direction?
Deadprez: CHRISTIAN turns around and Ronan charges him with a clothesline. BUT CHRISTIAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! He pops up on the other side of Ronan…CHRISTIAN plants a boot onto the back of Ronan’s leg, dropping him to one knee. CHRISTIAN grabs Ronan around the neck…HUGE reverse DDT!!! RONAN IS FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH!!!
Eve: Ronan flips onto his stomach, his hands over his head as he kicks his legs in pain. CHRISTIAN stomps over…grabs Ronan’s right leg…lifts it up AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! Ronan leaves one hand on his head, but is reaching for his leg with his other hand. CHRISTIAN, still holding that leg, lifts it up again…AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONCE MORE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE’S GOT A MATCH TO REF LATER! YOU CAN’T HURT HIM LIKE THIS! HE CAN’T HURT HIM LIKE THIS!
Deadprez: Wait…what is CHRISTIAN doing? He is…HE’S GOING FOR AN ANKLE LOCK!!! CHRISTIAN IS TRYING TO HOOK RONAN’S ANKLE BUT RONAN IS FIGHTING BACK!!! Ronan spins onto his back, breaking the ankle lock try…CHRISTIAN still has a hold of Ronan’s leg though.
Eve: Ronan pulls back, causing CHRISTIAN to lose his balance and lean forward onto the bottom of Ronan’s feet…
Gavin Kirkland: AND RONAN JUST LAUNCHED CHRISTIAN OFF OF HIM! CHRISTIAN GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND HE JUST LANDED ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A SICKENING THUD!!! Ronan climbs back up to his feet, but he seems to be limping slightly…favoring that leg.
Deadprez: Ronan drops to his knees, then onto his side. He rolls out of the ring, under the ropes.
REF: ONE!
Gavin Kirkland: Future General Manager here, folks!!! Even injured, he moves forward with what needs to be done!
TWO!
Eve: ANYWAY!!! Ronan reaches down and pulls CHRISTIAN up to his feet. CHRISTIAN barely able to stand on his own as Ronan walks over to the plexiglass wall? CHRISTIAN turns towards Ronan…Ronan comes running back…SLEEPING PILL!!! SLEEPING PILL TO CHRISTIAN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
FOUR!
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FIVE!
Deadprez: Ronan pulls CHRISTIAN to his feet and shoves him into the ring under the bottom ropes!
SIX!
Deadprez: Ronan quickly follows him into the ring, stopping the refs count. Ronan quick to his feet, looking down at CHRISTIAN with that smug smile on his face. Ronan turns and is…looking at Gina Romano? He points at CHRISTIAN…and points both hands at himself with a big smile on his face.
Eve: And Gina is turning her head away from him, a look of disgust on her face.
Deadprez: Ronan shakes his head and turns around…AND CHRISTIAN IS UP ON HIS FEET!!! BOTH MEN ARE JUST STARING EACH OTHER DOWN! Both men move forward and they lock up in the middle of the ring. Ronan gets the advantage and circles around CHRISTIAN, wrapping his arms around his waist.
Gavin Kirkland: But CHRISTIAN grabs Ronan’s hands and is PRYING them apart! He gets them apart and SWINGS around Ronan to grab HIM around the waist. CHRISTIAN lifts Ronan off his feet and slams him down face first onto the mat, falling with him. CHRISTIAN makes an attempt to grab him around the neck, but Ronan breaks free and is up to his feet. Ronan takes a few steps back as CHRISTIAN gets back up to his feet as well…both men staring at each other.
Eve: Both men charge forward and go to lock up, but Ronan slips through and grabs CHRISTIAN in a side headlock. CHRISTIAN doing his best to get released, trying to press on Ronan’s face. CHRISTIAN manages to push Ronan against the ropes, both men bouncing off slightly…and causing Ronan to lighten his grip. CHRISTIAN with the opening, pushes Ronan off of him! Ronan runs, bounces off the ropes and BOTH men run into each other in the middle of the ring. Ronan takes a few steps back, bouncing off the ropes again and using the momentum to attack CHRIS-NO! CHRISTIAN SIDE STEPS, DROP TOEHOLD ON RONAN AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: CHRISTIAN quickly goes around and grabs Ronan in a headlock…but Ronan breaks free and both men are back up to their feet again.
(Fans cheer)
Deadprez: CHRISTIAN moves first…charging Ronan and going for a clothesline, BUT RONAN DUCKS. Ronan bounces off the ropes as CHRISTIAN turns around. Ronan comes charging on his own and he runs…past CHRISTIAN? Wait…Ronan stops dead…spins CHRISTIAN AROUND AND GRABS HIS ARM…
Gavin Kirkland: DEATH-RO!!! DEATH-RO!!! RONAN DROPS DOWN ONTO CHRISTIAN FOR THE COVER!!!
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ONE!
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TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: And YOUR WINNER…
(Ronan stands to his feet, a smirk on his face)
Gina Romano: RONAN MAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSIIIIIIII!!!!
Deadprez: And that marks his SECOND win since he has been here on Showdown.
Gavin Kirkland: And what a WONDERFUL way to get ready for his Territorial Invasion victory celebration!
(Commercial for home cooking featuring Jake Smith. He finally has cooked a meal in the microwave successfully, thus finally getting a point over the microwave. Jake goes to take a bite, but before he can, the microwave explodes.)
( “This Is Your Life” by The Dust Brothers and Tyler Durden begins to echo throughout the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Half of the crowd does not hesitate from booing him while the other half cheers him from the top of their longs. Drake King jerks the curtain and tranquilly steps onto the entranceway, for which he waves towards the EAW universe with a radiant smile on his face. He continues to don the smile while bowing towards members behind the plexiglass before making his way into the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME “THE LAST MESSIAH”, DRAAAAAAAKEEEE KIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Drake King has undergone one of the most interesting transformations since Pain For Pride. He was once an extremely bitter individual to a man who is very vocal about spreading positivity. He is fixated on being a wholesome individual and on bringing forth a greater good future to Elite Answers Wrestling, but let’s be honest here. Prophetic Visions has done a huge number on him.
Deadprez: Ever since he lost his world championship title to The Visual Prophet at Pain For Pride, Drake King has returned as a much newer version of himself, and what he has said since his return has swept the nation fast. Tonight, he follows up his speeches about Voltage and Dynasty, and finishes it up with Showdown.
( The camera pans along the ring where three rows of church rows have been positioned either side of a large wooden lectern that sits top and center. Behind the lectern stands Drake King, with a book of scripture held open in his hands. His eyes are closed, but he breathes under his mouth as though he were reciting a series of prayers. The camera pans in on his face as the socially distanced audience continues to shout at and boo him. )
( Drake King looks up towards the crowd behind the plexiglass, and smiles as he is almost surprised by their silence. )
Drake King: Ah…. Silence… Just how I like it.. Before I begin my sermon, I have a question for everyone. Have you ever heard the wonderful silence just before dawn? Or the quiet and calm ambience upon the conclusion of a storm? Or perhaps you know the silence when you don’t have the answer to a question you’ve been asked, or the hush of the Sahara desert, or the expectant pause of a venue full of people when someone is just about to speak, or most beautiful of all, the moment after the door closes and you’re all alone in the house? Each one is different, but it is all very beautiful if you listen carefully.
Gavin Kirkland: What is he talking about?
Drake King: If you listen carefully, you can notice the silence with the five senses. When someone as truthful as me is given the opportunity to use my platform to speak, I expect words. I expect defensive, offensive, and back-and-forth comments from you brothers and sisters in the crowd. I expect you sons and daughter to be ready, fists up, and have words hanging and leaping from your mouths. I expect you all to leap into the fray. But, tonight. I am treated with silence and I wouldn’t have it any other way because in the silence of the heart and soul, the messiah speaks. If you face your messiah in prayer and silence, he will speak to you. It is only when you realize your nothingness and emptiness, but don’t be worried because rest assured, your messiah can fill you with himself. Souls of prayer are souls of great silence. I can enlighten and fill you with hope and positivity and me being present on this homecoming to my first EAW home illuminates glitters of hope for this forsaken brand.
Drake King: A regular follower of this product knows silence on this brand is rare. It’s a once-in-a-life time scenery and you want to know why? In conjunction with Dynasty, Showdown is far past their prosperous days. Showdown was once considered to be the brand to be a part of. It was considered to be the land of opportunity, but Showdown has lost it’s groove. It is chock-full of rust and my mere presence on this brand, not only shakes the core of this brand’s tectonic plates. But, it shakes off an abundance of cobwebs off this MOTHER-PUFFIN ABYSMAL PLACE!
( The crowd begins to boos as Drake King continues to speak. )
Drake King: Apologies, my brothers and sisters.. I am a bit fresh off the bananigans that transpired on Dynasty, so I apologize for raising my tone. But, that isn’t even a shred of the truth that I plan on bringing forth to my sons and daughters tonight. Showdown is less than a fragment of it’s superior past and it is very evident. Your general manager is a man of illiteracy. He is a fraud. He is an individual unfitting of his authority role. I am not being impartial because of my complicated history with that fish stick. It is no secret that Ryan Wilson is an extremely uneducated individual. He is lost. He is unaware of what is right and is wrong. That is why he ends up falling victim to his nefarious intentions. He abuses his power and applies them onto the wrong focus points. What does that make him? Hmm… I can’t quite put my finger on what makes him…
( The crowd continues to boo him while Drake King shakes his head trying to remember before lifting up his finger. )
Drake King: AH YES! He is a glorified, pee-pee break! Almost anyone and everyone can relate to this. Everytime I see that mothertrucker wrestle, I just want to take a potty break and shiznit, man! He just makes me feel very nauseous and sick to the stomach. The gist of this is. Ryan Wilson is a vile, revolting creature that should be removed from his role, and hopefully that giant sea monster, Ronan Malosi is his name if I recall correctly, takes it away from him.
Drake King: But, that is beside the point. What I want to do right now is issue apologies to those who I have hurt in the past. I would like to apologize for the wrongdoings I committed towards Terry Chambers. Terry Chambers did not deserve to be entangled within the drama caused by the Drake King of yesteryear, and I forgive him for what he did to me back. Another individual I would like to say sorry to is Captain Charisma. I am well aware of the methods of harassment I took. I acknowledge the crimes I committed and I wholeheartedly would like to say, I am legitimately sorry.
( The crowd begins to chant: YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! in response to his apologies. )
Drake King: GEEZ LOUISE! That’s not a nice thing to say, my brothers and sisters. Now, back to what I was saying. The last person I would like to state my regret to is Josh Nicholls. Not only do I regret cutting ties to The Roundtable, I regret assaulting Josh Nicholls. Josh, if you’re out there. I don’t even know if you’re alive or not, or any trace of your whereabouts and ya-di-da. I am sorry that the old Drake King physically assaulted you because that was truly not a nice thing to do. If I can make you feel any better. The new and improved Drake King would simply give you the old-fashioned WAP. Wholesomeness and positivity. Instead of branding you, I would’ve simply hugged you and wished you the best of luck. So, as I said, I am greatly sorry for what I did.
( Crowd continues to boo as Drake begins to flip through his book. )
Drake King: Alrighty then! Shall we move on from those shenanigans and now proceed to do what I intended to do before I was rudely interrupted on Dynasty? My brothers and sisters, please join me in a reading from the Teachings of The Last Messiah: chapter seventeen, verses one through nine.
( Drake King flips through the table and begins to candidly speak from his pedestal. )
Drake King: I-
( “BxMxC” by BABYMETAL blasts through the speakers to an ear-deafening pop. Jack Ripley comes storming down the ramp with a microphone in his hand as Drake King is unamused, but also content. )
Jack Ripley: Nah, nah, nah. Cut my damn music. This isn’t going to be how the go-home show before Territorial: Invasion is going to be. No one wants to hear your stupid scriptures. Not a single person on this planet Earth wants to be enlightened by your so-called “Wholesomeness and Positivity”, or whatever WAP stands for according to you. As a matter of fact, seeing you in that squared circle. Look how ridiculous you look! You are just the WAP without the W and A. You are just straight up pussy, and I am going to get into that squared circle and make sure the shell of a man you are leaving the performance center in is stretcher.
( Jack Ripley slides into the ring and confronts Drake King. Drake immediately talks from the microphone before he could attack him. )
Drake King: WAIT! Gosh Darnit, why did you have to interrupt me. You say these people don’t want to hear me preach the truth, but they looked very keen on hearing me talk my talk! Do you need some counselling, Ripley? Do you want some therapy sessions? Because I know a guy and he is none other than “The Anointed One”. He’s standing right in front of you, my brother.
Jack Ripley: I don’t need no fucking therapy. :dahell:
Drake King: Well, I can understand your anger and frustrations, and we’ll work on it. First, I want to test out one of my first therapy exercises… This method.. You’re gonna want to see with your own two eyes.
( Ripley looks at him in confusion as King drops the book onto the mantel. )
Eve: DRAKE KING WITH A TWO-FINGER POKE TO THE EYE SOCKETS!!! RIPLEY IS BLINDED AS KING IS NOW UNLOADING A CAN OF PUNCHES ONTO JACK RIPLEY!! RIPLEY TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT KING CAME HERE PREPARED! “THE LAST MESSIAH” CAME PREPARED AS HE IS OVERWHELMING HIM!
( Xavier Williams and Justin Windgate come running down the ramp to aid Jack Ripley. )
Deadprez: XAVIER WILLIAMS AND JUSTIN WINDGATE!! RIPLEY’S TEAM SHOWDOWN COMRADES ARE COMING DOWN THE ENTRANCEWAY AS- MALCOLM JONES AND DARCY MAY MORGAN OUT OF NOWHERE SHOOTS INTO WILLIAMS AND WINDGATE AND BEGINS TO EXCHANGE STRIKES WITH THEM!!
Eve: DRAKE KING WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF JACK RIPLEY!! RIPLEY IS BENT OVER AS KING NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES!! AND JUMPS UP FOR THE CURB STOMP!! BUT RIPLEY CAUGHT HIM WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID AIR!! YOU’LL FLOAT TOO AS HE NOW GRABS HIM, HOOKS HIM UP AND HOISTS THE LAST MESSIAH INTO THE AIR!! AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH A VERTEBREAKER!!!! WHAT A RIPPLE EFFECT AS WILLIAMS AND WINDGATE CHASE MALCOLM JONES AND DARCY MAY MORGAN INTO THE RING! DARCY AND WINDGATE CLASH WHILE WILLIAMS AND JONES BRAWL!! JONES GOES FOR A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! BUT WILLIAMS DUCKS IT AND SPRINGS BACKWARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! GRABS HIS HEAD! AND PLANTS HIM WITH THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX CONNECT AS WINDGATE NOW CHARGES INTO DARCY!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! FINALLY SOME FEMALE ACTION!! DARCY LIFTS WINDGATE FROM BEHIND ONTO AN ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER RACK!! SHE’S GOING FOR THE INVERTED GO TO SLEEP!! SHE NOW HOISTS HIM UP!! BUT WINDGATE MANAGES TO GRAB THE HEAD AND ROLL HER OVER WITH THE ROLLING CUTTER!! CLASSIC ENDING CONNECTS TO THE 2020 CASH IN THE VAULT RECIPIENT!!
Eve: DARCY MAY MORGAN AND MALCOLM JONES SCURRY TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WHILE JACK RIPLEY, XAVIER WILLIAMS, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE FOCUS ON DRAKE KING! DRAKE IS LAID OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WHILE JACK RIPLEY IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! JACK RIPLEY STANDS ON THE TOP!! HERE HE GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO THE LAST MESSIAH!
Deadprez: BUT MORGAN AND JONES MANAGE TO GRAB HIM FROM BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND PULL HIM OUT OF THE RING!! THEY DRAG HIM QUICKLY UP THE RAMP AS TEAM SHOWDOWN STANDS TALL TONIGHT!! TEAM SHOWDOWN IMPOSES THEIR BRAND DOMINANCE OVER TEAM VOLTAGE AS THEY RETREAT UP THE RAMP!! ANOTHER ONE OF DRAKE KING’S SERMONS FAILED MISERABLY AND IT WAS COURTESY OF TEAM SHOWDOWN!!
(Commercial for Territorial Invasion. Brand Warfare match is next weekend!)
( “Last Strike” by Polo G blasts through the speaker to a mixed reception from the socially distanced crowd. Jon Kelton steps onto the stage with a concentrated look on his face. He scans the atmosphere before striding down the entranceway. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA, WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…. MR 24/7…. “THE CHOSEN ONE”………… JONNNNNNNNNNN KELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTONNNNNNNNNNN
Eve: Jon Kelton’s stock value has been onwards and upwards since he became Mr. 24/7 and it is only time until he gets a taste of championship gold. But, we all know, that someone in his position is just waiting for the perfect moment and time to use that 24/7 contract he has to his disposal. I expect nothing but an excellent performance from Kelton, but he is the center of some drama forming within Team Malosi. Since Kelton was involved in that little gang attack last week, Malosi has been extremely anxious about his team. But, hopefully that heat is solved tonight.
( “Cha-Ching!” by UNIQUE blasts through the speakers to an eruption of boos as Maxwell makes his presence known on the stage. He possesses a bold smile on his face and continues to ignore the negativity while making his way into the squared circle. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENTS! FIRST! From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 231 pounds.. “THE INELEGENT ONE’, MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Maxwell has arrived and he is here in style! There is not without a shadow of a doubt, Maxwell is the most stylish and cultured individual on Team Malosi, maybe even the entire match. Tonight is a little preview on who is the best out of the three of Team Malosi, and this will certainly be a difficult fight to win. However, Maxwell has proven to him many times that he is a prospect to take notice of for the future, so he is my favourite coming into this match.
( Maxwell and Kelton exchange words while “Snake Eyes Of Madness” by オリジナルサウンドトラックよりbegins to echo throughout the performance center. James Ranger jerks the curtain and confidently arrives onto the scene. He makes his way down towards the aisle and into the ring. )
Gina Romano: From London, England, weighing in at 243 pounds.. “BLACK MAMBA”, JAMESSSSSS RAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: You know what, man. I have a million dollar question for all of you. Who the hell even asked for James Ranger to be here? No one even cares about this black mamba and the only reason he’s on Team Malosi is because Malosi didn’t want the team to be stacked. Ranger doesn’t even deserve to be associated with “The Hot Takes King” and he doesn’t even stand a chance in this match.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Eve: This match is underway as Maxwell, Kelton, and Ranger stare at each other in the squared circle. Both men look for who makes a move first as Maxwell and Kelton lift their hands up for a potential test of strength WHILE RANGER SHOOTS OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND NEARLY NAILS MAXWELL WITH HIS SIGNATURE SUPERKICK STRIKE, BUT MAXWELL SIDESTEPS AND RETREATS OUT OF THE RING IMMEDIATELY!!
Deadprez: James Ranger almost wiped out Maxwell out of the gates with a superkick as he now leans against the ropes and demands for Maxwell to insert himself back into the ring. BUT LOOK! KELTON RUNS FROM BEHIND AND GRAPPLES THE WAIST!! RANGER WITH A STANDING SWITCH AND NOW ROLLS HIM DOWN WITH A SCHOOL-BOY PIN!
Eve: KELTON IMMEDIATELY POWERS OUT OF THE SCHOOL-BOY PIN BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD COUNT! Ranger runs to rebound off the ropes.. Maxwell snatches his feet and HE FALLS FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS! HE NOW REMOVES HIM FROM THE RING, CLENCHES HIS TIGHTS, AND SLAMS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! MAXWELL IMPOSING HIS DOMINANCE QUICK AS NOW KELTON SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! AND NAILS MAXWELL IN THE MUSHER WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES!!
Deadprez: KELTON NOW HASTILY BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! GRABS THE SIDE AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION… AND DRIVES HIM EMPHATICALLY DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT BRAINBUSTER!! KELTON NOW ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!! HERE WE GO! FIRST COVER IN THIS MATCH!!
Ronan Malosi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Gavin Kirkland: MAXWELL POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AND REMAINS ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! Is it just me or was Ronan Malosi’s count extremely slow as fuck?
Eve: I noticed the slow count as well as Jon Kelton is right in the face of our special guest referee. These men are going to be partners come Territorial: Invasion and there is obviously some tension building up amongst Team Ronan Malosi, and that may be detrimental to their winning chances. They continue to stand face-to-face in the center of the ring. Kelton barks threats at him, but “The Hot Take King” seems unruffled by his intimidation. Malosi’s eyes brighten up as he tells Kelton to turn around!
Deadprez: JAMES RANGER WITH A HUGE HAYMAKER OF A FIST ON THE BUTTON! KELTON IS STUNNED! Ranger now grabs his arm and goes for an Irish whip! Kelton twists around and nails him with a forearm smash! Back and forth strikes from Ranger and Kelton! KELTON NOW COMES OFF THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AND SPRINTS FORWARD FOR A BICYCLE KICK!
Eve: BUT RANGER GRABS HIS FOOT AND HOLDS IT IN PLACE!! MAXWELL SCURRIES INTO THE RING TOWARDS HIM… RANGER SWINGS KELTON’S RIGHT FOOT TOWARDS HIM AND MAXWELL GETS CLOCKED WITH AN INADVERTENT SPINNING HEEL KICK COURTESY OF JON KELTON!! MAXWELL IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES AS RANGER FOLLOWS IT UP NOW! AND DRILLS THE KNEES OF KELTON WITH A DROPKICK!!
Deadprez: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW AS JAMES RANGER COMES OFF THE ROPES!! HE JUMPS OFF.. USES MAXWELL’S BACK AS A LAUNCHING PAD, STEPS OFF, AND SPLASHES DOWN ONTO MR. 24/7 WITH A SENSATIONAL SHOOTING STAR PRESS! RANGER HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE WIN!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
Ronan Malosi: ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-
Eve: MAXWELL BREAKS UP THE COVER!! A double axe-handle to the back of Ranger before Maxwell powerfully whips him into the corner! AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A……BUT RANGER GETS BOTH FEET UP!! HE NAILED HIM WITH BOTH FEET NOW AS RANGER SITUATES HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND GOES AIR RANGER WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!
Gavin Kirkland: MAXWELL CATCHES HIS LEGS AND HOLDS ONTO THEM BEFORE HE FALLS AND CATAPULTS RANGER INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!! RANGER ADAPTS IN MID-AIR AND LANDS SAFELY ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! BUT KELTON OUT OF NOWHERE NAILS HIM IN THE HAMSTRING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! RANGER IS HANGING FROM THE SECOND ROPE NOW AS MAXWELL CHARGES INTO KELTON!! KELTON HOISTS MAXWELL UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY AND DRIVES HIM ONTO THE SUSPENDED RANGER WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! WHAT AN IMPACT AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!! SIDEPRESS!
Ronan Malosi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eve: MAXWELL HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Ronan Malosi with yet another slow count as Jon Kelton tries his absolute best to ignore his flawed officiating. Kelton grapples Maxwell and inclines him against the corner turnbuckles.. AND LIGHTS HIM UP WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!! RIGHT BENEATH THE JAW AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE!! He grabs his waist and now situates him on the top turnbuckle!
Deadprez: Kelton is potentially advancing for a superplex, but Maxwell is resisting! KELTON WITH A HUGE FOREARM SMASH THAT STAGGERS MAXWELL!! MAXWELL IS NOW IN TROUBLE HERE AS KELTON HOOKS THE TIGHTS! THIS COULD BE IT!! A BLOCKBUSTER SUPERPLEX INCOMING!! BUT MAXWELL LIFTS HIM UP AT THE LAST SECOND AND KELTON GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SUPER GOURDBUSTER!
Eve: MAXWELL JUST PLOPPED HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS AND JON KELTON IS NOW LAID OUT ON THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THIS IS THE PERFECT POSITION FOR MAXWELL AS HE NOW COMES TO REALIZATION!! RANGER SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND SHOOTS UPWARDS!! BUT MAXWELL CAUGHT HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH IN MID-AIR!! RANGER IS DOWN AS WELL!!
Deadprez: MAXWELL IS NOW PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE LIKE A PHOENIX ON THE HORIZON!! RANGER AND KELTON ARE SIDE BY SIDE, USING EACH OTHER TO ASCEND TO THEIR FEET WHILE MAXWELL STEPS OFF!! AND DRILLS BOTH OF THEM IN THE CHEST WITH A PRECISION MISSILE DROPKICK!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS RICH SNOB ISN’T DONE YET AS BOTH RANGER AND KELTON HAVE REELED INTO OPPOSITE CORNERS!! MAXWELL WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO KELTON!! AND HE SQUASHES RANGER WITH A CORNER FOREARM SMASH!! MAXWELL UNLOADING ALL THE AMMUNITION AS OF NOW AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO KELTON!!
Deadprez: MAXWELL CHARGES INTO KELTON!! KELTON DUCKS THE ARM, SNAGS THE WAIST AND SENDS HIM INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!! MAXWELL MAY BE CONCUSSED HERE AS KELTON GETS UP TO HIS FEET TO THE SIGHT OF AN INCOMING RANGER!! KELTON INTERCEPTS AND HOISTS HIM INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY HOLD!! MAXWELL WAS JUST ON THE RECEIVING END OF ONE OF THESE DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS!! HE CARRIES AND RUNS INTO THE CORNER!
Eve: BUT RANGER ESCAPES AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR!! SPINS AROUND AND SPIKES KELTON WITH A JUMPING SPINNING HEEL KICK!! THAT CAUGHT HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD HERE AS RANGER KIPS-UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPE AND FLIPPING INTO THE AIR!! AND FLATTENS RANGER WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
Deadprez: AND KELTON CATCHES HIM INTO AN ARM TRIANGLE HOLD!! KELTON CAUGHT HIM HERE AS RANGER IS SCRAMBLING OUT OF THE HOLD!! WHAT A BRILLIANT COUNTER TO THE STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS AS WE MAY SEE RANGER FALL VICTIM TO THE ARM TRIANGLE SUBMISSION HOLD!!
Eve: BUT LOOK!! MAXWELL HAS RECOVERED FROM THE GERMAN SUPLEX AS HIS OPPONENTS ARE CLUELESS OF HIS WHEREABOUTS! MAXWELL IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE YET AGAIN!!! KELTON CONTINUES TO WEAR RANGER OUT WHILE MAXWELL SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! FOR A SWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTONNNNNNN BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!
Gavin Kirkland: KELTON COUNTERS IT INTO AN ARMBAR!! HE LET GO OF RANGER AS HE JUMPED OFF AND CAUGHT MAXWELL INTO AN ARMBAR SUBMISSION HOLD UPON LANDING!! TWO SENSATIONAL COUNTERS HERE, BUT KELTON’S ARMBAR MAY NOT LAST LONG AS MAXWELL GETS ONTO HIS FEET AND HOISTS HIM OFF THE CANVAS!!
Eve: MAXWELL DEADLIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! AND DROPS HIM WITH THE EMERALD FLOWSION!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!
Ronan Malosi: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-
Eve: KICK-OUT!! Maxwell can’t believe it! Maxwell is now revving up the engine in the corner! Kelton is gingerly ascending to his feet while MAXWELL IS FUMING IN THE CORNER!! HE SHOOTS OUT OF CORNER NOW!! AND ADVANCES FOR THE KNEE TREMBLER!! BUT KELTON STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!! KELTON COMES OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS UP FOR A KNEE STRIKE!! BUT MAXWELL COUNTERS IN MID AIR WITH THE DISCUS FOREARM!! THE ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS AS IT SENDS KELTON REELING TOWARDS THE ROPES AND ONTO THE APRON!!
Deadprez: KELTON IS UP ON THE APRON WHILE MAXWELL RUNS THE ROPES!! MAXWELL MAY BE ABOUT TO BULLDOZE KELTON OFF THE APRON!!! BUT RANGER NAILS HIM WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! MAXWELL FALLS TO THE CANVAS WHILE KELTON LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND FLIES OVER AND ONTO JAMES RANGER!! ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!! BUT KELTON HOLDS ONTO HIS FEET!! RANGER WAS GOING FOR A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR BUT KELTON SAW IT COMING!! KELTON TURNS HIM AROUND AND DROPS HIM WITH THE HALF NELSON FACECRUSHER!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!! COVER!!
Eve: RONAN MALOSI ISN’T COUNTING HERE AS KELTON DEMANDS HIM TO!! KELTON IS BEGGING HIM TO COUNT AS RANGER COMES FROM BEHIND!! KELTON STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!! RANGER WAS GOING TO CONNECT WITH THE AXE KICK BUT KELTON EVADED IT!! RANGER NOW REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! KELTON POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!! AND BRINGS HIM DOWN!!
Gavin Kirkland: HE KICKS HIM AS HE COMES DOWN!! HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE EGO TRIP!! THE EGO DRIP CONNECTS!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOD DDT CONNECTS AS HE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!! END IT NOW RONAN!! COUNT IT!!
Ronan Malosi: ………..
Eve: RONAN MALOSI IS SILENT YET AGAIN AS THE REFEREE AS JON KELTON IS FUMING!! KELTON IS APOPLECTIC AS HE CONTINUES TO HOOK TIGHTLY THE LEG OF JAMES RANGER! AND HERE COMES MAXWELL!! MAXWELL WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF KELTON’S HEAD!! HE THEN DROPS THE CHAIR AND THROWS KELTON OUT OF THE RING BEFORE GRABBING THE BLACK MAMBA!!!
Deadprez: MAXWELL JUST THREW KELTON OUT AND HE NOW HAS JAMES RANGER ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND DRILLS HIM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH THE TKO!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER CONNECTS AS HE JUST STOLE THIS ONE!! COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MAXXXXXXWELLLLL
( “Cha-Ching” by UNIQUE blasts through the speakers to a humongous pop as Maxwell shoots up to his feet in happiness as Ronan Malosi raises his hand in the air. Kelton immediately slides into the ring like a possessed demon as he gets in the face of Ronan. Maxwell stand between them, separating and making sure nothing bad happens between them. Maxwell’s theme song fades into silence as Kelton and Ronan exchange heated words. )
Jon Kelton: (off-mic) Who in the fuck do you think you are? What kind of officiating was that? That shit was slow as hell.
Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) I was just doing my job, man. Hot Take: maybe it’s not my fault, perhaps it’s you.
Jon Kelton: (off-mic) Are you fucking kidding m-
( “The Only Thing They Fear is You” by Doom Eternal abruptly begins to play as Ronan Malosi, Jon Kelton, Maxwell, and a subconscious James Ranger’s guards begin to lighten up. Kelton and Malosi stop arguing as all members of Team Wilson begin to line up on the stage. However, only Dr. Bethany Blue, Alexis Chambers, Christian Demarco, Lucas Johnson, and last but not least, Ryan Wilson. )
Eve: Team Ryan Wilson has arrived and I guarantee they are here to raise some hell! These two teams have no shortage of impatient elitists and they want to bring the fight to each other a week before their official match! In a week from now, the future of Showdown will be determined. Will it either fall into Malosi’s palms or remain under the tutelage of Ryan Wilson. It will be a chaotic match for sure but THESE TEAMS DON’T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEKEND!
Gavin Kirkland: Wait, so is this going to be a six-on-five handicap elimination match? That’s not fair.
Eve: What do you mean, there’s only five on them?
Gavin Kirkland: Look at the left of Ryan Wilson.
Deadprez: STRAWBERRY STEVE! Steve is just standing there, chilled and relaxed as Team Wilson begins to turn their hands and notice his presence! WILSON IS THE ONE TO NOTICE LAST AS STEVE BATTERS HIS CHEST WITH A HEADBUTT!! STEVE UNLEASHING A GROUND AND POUND ON OUR SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER AS TEAM MALOSI COME SLIDING OUT OF THE RING TO JOIN THE CHAOS!!
Eve: TEAM MALOSI AND TEAM WILSON EXCHANGING BLOWS HERE A WEEK REMOVED FROM TERRITORIAL INVASION! THIS IS UTTER AND COMPLETE PANDEMONIUM HERE IN THE CLOSING HOUR OF SHOWDOWN MAIN EVENT AS RONAN MALOSI GETS AHOLD OF RYAN WILSON AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING!!
Gavin Kirkland: SEE, I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A SIXTH MAN!!
Deadprez: WILSON CONNECTS WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE JAW!! RONAN MALOSI IS STAGGERING HERE AS WILSON COMES OFF THE ROPES AND LEAPS UP TO GRAB THE HEAD!! CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS THEORY!! WILSON WITH A CHAOS THEORY CUTTER, BUT MALOSI STANDS HIS GROUND!! MALOSI SIMPLY KEEPS HIS FEET PLANTED ON THE GROUND AND WILSON IS TOO WEAK TO BRING HIM DOWN FOR THE CUTTER!!
Eve: WILSON IS SHOCKED AS RONAN TURNS HIM AROUND AND THROWS HIM INTO THE AIR!! AND WILSON GOES CRASHING INTO EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE!! MALOSI SHOWCASING HIS STRENGTH HERE AS HE APPEARS TO BE CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLES!! BOTH MEMBERS OF TEAM MALOSI AND WILSON ARE GETTING BACK UP TO THEIR FEET AND CONTINUE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!
Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING HERE!! BOTH TEAMS ARE CLUELESS ON WHAT LIES ABOVE!! THIS IS BASICALLY DEATH FROM ABOVE!! RONAN SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS ONTO EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE WITH A TOP-TURNBUCKLE CANNONNNBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Eve: EVERYONE GOES DOWN AT RINGSIDE AND I MEAN EVERYONE!! MALOSI GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND BRINGS ALL OF HIS TEAM MEMBERS BACK INTO THE RING AS TEAM WILSON REEL UP THE RAMP!! TEAM WILSON GETS THE LAST LAUGH BEFORE TERRITORIAL INVASION AND IT IS TEAM MALOSI THIS TIME WITH A DOWN!!!
(Final commercial break.)
(The scene opens to see a table set up in the center of the ring with two desk chairs. Gavin Kirkland stands in front of the table, with a smile from ear to ear.)
Gavin Kirkland: Thank you, and I know, I’m happy to see you guys too. There’s a reason Ryan Wilson and the Showdown executives always ask me to moderate these things, because they know Gavin Kirkland drives in the ratings. :wow:
Gavin Kirkland: But enough about me…for right now. We’re here to sign this baby right here (Gavin holds up the contract) for the Answers World Championship Match between Jamie O’Hara and Dynasty’s Lethal Consequences, in an Extreme Rules Match. These two have had quite a lot to say to each other over the past several weeks, but we’re gonna hear their final thought as they put the pen to paper and make it official. So…let’s get on with it shall we?
Gavin Kirkland: Introducing first…he is the challenger! He is Dynasty’s Lethal Consequences!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P hits as Lethal Consequences makes his way out on the stage. The crowd is booing him to death, and as usual, LC gives zero fucks as he slides inside the ring. Lethal Consequences then walks and picks up his microphone off the table.)
Lethal Consequences: Okay Gavin Dickland, this isn’t just any regular Extreme Rules Match, do you hear me?!! This is an Extreme RuleZ match with a “Z”! Something Jamie won’t be able to handle! Do your fucking job properly because you just risked false advertisement you fucking cunt.
Gavin Kirkland: It’s Kirkland. :pensive:
Lethal Consequences: (As he takes a seat and kicks his feet up on the table) Who gives a shit?! :dave:
Gavin Kirkland: Anyways, his opponent! He is the reigning Answers World Champion…AND HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE WITH THE SEXIEST ABS! :heart_eyes: HE’S SHOWDOWN’S OWN….JAMIE O’HARA!
Lethal Consequences: :dahell:
(“Kashmir” hits as Jamie O’Hara walks out in casual attire, with the Answers World Championship draped over his shoulder. Jamie stands opposite of LC and holds the title up to his face, before setting it down on the table and both men take a seat.)
Gavin Kirkland: Here is the contract, if you will gentlemen, please.
(LC twirls the pen in his hand before setting it down, then picking up his microphone staring Jamie dead in the eyes.)
Lethal Consequences: I can see it all over your face buddy. I can sense the fear and I can feel it tingling of your body. You know and everybody else knows it that you can’t hang with me in the ring. And with it being an Extreme Rulez Match, I practically have home field advantage in this match. You’re scared. You’re scared of your precious reign ending within a snap of my fuckin fingers. You’re scared of what I’m capable of doing, and what I will do to you. I could rip your teeth out, I could peel your flesh off, I could cut you deep. I saw it in your eyes last week. I saw it in your eyes last night on MY show, Dynasty. I see it in your puppy dog eyes right now. You might as well just tell everybody now that you’re not going to sign that contract.
Jamie O’Hara: LC, I really couldn’t give a shit what kind of match this is, I’m just ready to fight and I’m ready to kick your ass and I’m ready to be the man responsible for you blowing yet another World Championship opportunity in this company. I’ve been in worse fights in my life LC. This could be Extreme Rule”z”, or it could be a traditional wrestling match, or it could just be a parking lot brawl, nothing’s stopping me from beating you, sending you back where you came from and continuing my reign as champion. I can tell you right now that I didn’t suffer all those setbacks last season and build myself back up to capture the richest prize in our sport, for some prick like you to take it all away from me. It will be the last thing I do.
Lethal Consequences: Well, that’s where you made a mistake. You should’ve just stayed gone Jamie. Years ago, you could have rode off into the sunset like a knight and shining armor with your two dollar slut wife and lived happily ever after…but you didn’t do that did ya? No, you decided to be an absorbed selfish little cunt who kept coming back for more because you’re a greedy pig. Your wife is at home pregnant, and you’re sitting here with me instead of being with her. She’s all alone, which is a rarity considering how many dudes passed her around throughout her career in the locker room. :dave: The point is, you had your chance to walk away on your own terms, but you didn’t do that. And next weekend, I’m gonna force the issue when I take everything you’ve worked so hard for, I take your pride, and I take a large chunk of your manhood. I’m gonna send you hopping your ass back home where you belong rubbing that cum infested tummy of your wife, and raising a kid that I’m a hundred percent sure isn’t even yours. And at the same time, finally getting what I deserve, that World Championship moment!
(Lethal Consequences signs the contract and then slides the contract over, while throwing the pen at Jamie. LC has a smirk on his face still with his feet up on the desk. Jamie reads over the contract and the scans around him, grabbing the mic again.)
Jamie O’Hara: Just a few minutes ago, you asked me if “I” was scared. I think the million dollar question is, are YOU scared LC?
(LC shakes his head.)
Jamie O’Hara: How many world championship opportunities have you truly squandered? How long did it take you before you even won that National Elite Title….when you didn’t even do it on your own? Are you scared of being left behind LC? Are you scared EAW is gonna say screw it and leave you behind once I beat you, because they think LC can’t hang with the younger talents. You weren’t supposed to be challenging me, but I’m glad you are. Because nothing makes me happier being the man who is responsible for your downfall…once again.
(LC stands up.)
Lethal Consequences: Like I said before, you’re the last of a remaining generation, and it’s time for you to go. You have a hooker wife who needs you to pay child support when she divorces you for a kid that’s prolly not even yours. :dave: You have bigger things going on in your life and I’m going to expose that next weekend.
Jamie O’Hara: I think it’s time we agree that the time for talking is over with. We’ve done enough of that, it’s time to see if Jamie’s reign continues, or if LC’s old ass knees buckle under the pressure once more. It’s gonna be even better when I beat you at your own game. Your time has passed and you missed your window LC, while my time is RIGHT NOW LC! Get with the times….it’s OVER!
(Jamie slams the mic down before signing the contract and then both men stare across from one another.)
Eve: What a clash this is goi–
Deadprez: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST HEADBUTTED JAMIE WITH ONE SWIFT MOTION!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PULLS OUT A BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDERNEATH THE CONTRACT SIGNING TABLE AND LC TRIES TO WRAP IT AROUND THE NECK OF JAMIE! BUT JAMIE FIGHTS IT OFF AND THEN HITS A DROPKICK! JAMIE O’HARA CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT SENDS LC FLYING INTO THE CORNER! AND HERE COMES JAMIE–
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES JAMIE WITH A LOW BLOW! WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GRABS THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR AND BEGINS TO HAMMER JAMIE IN THE BACK WITH IT ON THE MAT!! JAMIE IS WRITHING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW! LC HAS THAT SADISTIC SMILE ON HIS FACE AS JAMIE IS RISING UP, JAMIE TURNS AROUND–AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO THE FOREHEAD OF JAMIE! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN FIRECRACKER!
(The camera zooms in on Jamie as his forehead has been busted open.)
Eve: Wow, how sickening. LC picks up the lifeless body of Jamie and has him in front of the table…..AND LC PICKS UP JAMIE–’LOWDOWN’!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DRIVES JAMIE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!
(The crowd is booing LC into oblivion as he spots the Answers World Title in the corner, he goes and picks it up. LC then raises the championship up high with his foot on Jamie’s chest who’s still lying in the table rubble.)
Deadprez: IS THIS A SPOILER FOR WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EXTREME RULEZ MATCH?! IS THIS A SIGHT WE SHOULD GET USED TO?! WE’LL FIND OUT NEXT WEEKEND! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
(EAW logo buzzes.)
