(EAW intro plays.)
(Night two of Territorial Invasion is live, and once again, the pre-show kicks everything off. The fans are loud just as they were on night one, and the commentary team is captured in full.)
Stew-O: EAW universe, welcome back to night TWO of Territorial Invasion, and with that, we are back with the pre-show! Yesterday was quite the time, wasn’t it, guys?
Gavin Kirkland: It sure was! We got to be treated to three different matches and they were all barn burners, I tell you! Anna Wautier retained the New Breed Championship against Wynter Kurayami, we saw Showdown’s Futures match in which Airi Miyamune emerged victorious, and in the Specialists number one contendership triple threat match, Delaney Rhodes got the win! It truly was a ladies night, and oh, what fun it was!
Persephone: Ugh… here you go again… but yeah, the pre-show wasn’t half bad. Got some decent matches tonight, too. Hopefully someone can bleed or something.
(The camera returns to ringside, where Bella Braxton holds a microphone.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is Hardcore Warfare, scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for number one contendership for the Hardcore Championship!
(‘RUNITUP’ by Tyler, The Creator ft. Teezo Touchdown hits, bringing out Cosmo Goldworthy as he sports a much more serious face than usual. He knows what’s on the line tonight, but beyond that this is personal for him, meaning he isn’t in as much of a mood to be flashy. Cosmo begins to walk down the ramp, not wanting to waste any time to get this match started.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from the Golden State, San Francisco, California… weighing in at 220 pounds… COOOSSMMOOO GOLLDDDWWOOORRRTTHHYYY!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: We have ourselves a huge match on the way as this is not only to determine Miku Sakai’s first challenger, but is a match to mark the official end of this former alliance.
Thadd Blazevich: Yep. Cosmo Goldworthy and Diamond Dixon been going at it ever since Diamond turned on Cosmo, and one of these two is gonna have the chance to really close this chapter on their own terms.
(‘Nice To Meet Yah’ by Asian Doll follows, and Diamond Dixon doesn’t waste time making her way out to the stage. While she doesn’t lose the confident demeanor she is known for, she does stare at Cosmo Goldworthy, clearly not happy about how things turned out with their alliance. Still, she just walks down the ramp, knowing all that’s left is for her to put this behind her.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Houston, Texas… weighing in at 176 pounds… DIIIIIIIIIIIAAAMMONNNDDD DDDIIIIIIIIXXOOONNNNN!!!!
Rich Russillo: Diamond wants it to be her who finishes this, but it won’t be easy for either competitor. You have to imagine they know each other very well by now, and they have that hardcore stipulation.
Thadd Blazevich: Good point, bro. This can go either way, but you know what that means! Only thing we can do now is watch them go at it!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Persephone: Oh brother. The LAST thing I want to do is watch this fool mimic Di-
Thadd Blazevich: SAY LESS, BROETTE! Diamond just kicked Cosmo between the legs making sure he won’t ever reproduce and SHE ROLLS HIM UP! DUDE! SHE’S REALLY ABOUT TO WIN THIS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREE-
Rich Russillo: NO! Cosmo kicked out at the last possible second and he’s scrambling for the ropes! Diamond is quick to grab him and she starts punching him in the back of the head! Cosmo is trying to fend her off, but Diamond jerks him up and tosses him into the corner!
Persephone: RUNNING BIG BOOT FROM DI-
Thadd Blazevich: DOES NOT CONNECT, MAN!
Persephone: Never in your pathetic life will you ever cut me off again. But yes, Cosmo moved out of the way! Diamond’s leg is hung up on the ropes! Cosmo pulls her down from behind and now he is going for the roll-up!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Rich Russillo: POWERFUL kick-out from Diamond and both she and Cosmo leap to their feet! Cosmo goes with a lariat, but Diamond ducks underneath and grabs the waist of Cosmo! Back elbow forces her to release and instead of capitalizing, Cosmo drops to the ground and rolls out of the ring!
Persephone: YES! For once, don’t be such a useless piece of shit and get some weapons!
Thadd Blazevich: Diamond is down on the outside, but she’s on the opposite side of the ring and these two are just pulling all kinds of things out! Yo! I think Diamond just grabbed a hand saw!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo has a mallet! Diamond comes running towards him but Cosmo is able to catch her in the stomach with the mallet! Diamond drops the saw and Cosmo snatches it up and slams it over the top of her head! He grabs Diamond’s hand and places it flat on the steel steps… and no… NO!
Persephone: YES! COSMO IS GOING TO SAW THIS BITCH’S HAND OFF!
Thadd Blazevich: Not if those stiff AF forearms have any say in the matter! Diamond is DESTROYING Cosmo right now with wicked forearms, man!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo finally goes stumbling back and Diamond is able to grab the saw! She makes a beeline for Cosmo and gets him in the stomach! She grabs the hair and smashes his face off the hardest part of the ring and SHE’S SAWING AWAY AT THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!!
Persephone: Okay. Decapitation. I fuck with it.
Rich Russillo: NOT QUITE! Cosmo grabs the ropes and hauls himself, diving back into the ring! He grabs the back of his neck and sees the blood on his hands!
Cosmo Goldworthy: (off-mic) Yo! You crazy fuckin’ bitch! What the fuck??
Diamond Dixon: (off-mic) Man, you tried to take my hand so I went for that big ass head!
Thadd Blazevich: Seriously man, I’m speechless.
Persephone: Well thank Gawd for that!
Rich Russillo: Diamond’s back in the ring now and she motions for Cosmo to lock up with her. The two quickly start jostling back and forth for positioning but it’s actually Cosmo who manages to force Diamond back against the turnbuckles!
Thadd Blazevich: Chop!
Rich Russillo: Backhand!
Thadd Blazevich: Another Chop!
Rich Russillo: Another Backhand!
Persephone: God damn.
Rich Russillo: Cosmo nails some vicious strikes towards Diamond into that corner and– DIAMOND GRABS A HOLD OF COSMO AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS SHE MANAGES TO HIT HIM WITH A CORNER SHOULDER BLOCK!!! SHE DELIVERS ANOTHER, AND A THIRD ONE AFTER THAT!
Thadd Blazevich: Now Diamond grabs a hold of Money Mo and Irish whips him back into the other corner!! Diamond goes full steam towards Cosmo, but Cosmo’s able to move out the way!! Cosmo jumps and connects with an enziguri right to Diamond’s head, before Cosmo grabs her and pulls her into a side headlock takeover!
Persephone: A side headlock takeover…? What are we doing here, this is a hardcore match.
Rich Russsillo: The blood is dripping from the back of Cosmo’s head because of what Diamond did moments before, but he now has her in a grounded position where she can’t get back on the offensive. This may be the best strategy for Cosmo to use for the time being.
Thadd Blazevich: THAT WON’T LAST FOR LONG THOUGH, DUDE! DIAMOND ROLLS COSMO OVER ON HIS SHOULDER AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: COSMO GETS THE SHOULDERS UP!!
Thadd Blazevich: He’s forced to let go of that Headlock Takeover as he gets back to his feet and DIAMOND DELIVERS A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO COSMO’S JAW!! HE GOES RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS DIAMOND NOW PICKS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE!! SHE LEAPS OVER COSMO AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES–
Persephone: AND HITS HIM WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT IN THE CHEST!!! Cosmo could’ve gotten a heart attack with how bad that dropkick looked, which would’ve been perfectly fine with me!
Rich Russilo: Cosmo rolls out the ring as Diamond looks to see where Cosmo ended up! She enters in between the ropes and stands on the apron as she’s looking to go for some kind of swift kick towards Cosmo! Cosmo is getting back to his feet as Diamond goes for it– BUT COSMO CATCHES IT AND SWEEPS HER DOWN!! DIAMOND LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE APRON!!
Thadd Blazevich: OUCH! THAT’S GOTTA HURT, BRO!!! COSMO NOW GRABS A HOLD OF DIAMOND AND– SENDS HER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!!! DIAMOND IS LYING OVER THE BARRICADE AND– COSMO DELIVERS WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST AND AN ELBOW FOR GOOD MEASURE!!
Persephone: Cosmo doesn’t look to be done yet as now he grabs a hold of chair from underneath the ring and–
Rich Russillo: AND SMASHES THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO DIAMOND’S STOMACH!! USING THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR TO DESTROY HER MIDSECTION AND–
*BANG!*
Thadd Blazevich: BRO! COSMO SLAMS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO DIAMOND’S HEAD!! DIAMOND DROPS TO THE FLOOR AND– NOW SHE’S BLEEDING THIS TIME, RIGHT ON HER FOREHEAD!!
Persephone: Cosmo checking the back of his head again like a kid checking the back of his new cut and you can tell he can still feel some blood but it doesn’t look bad as when Diamond initially made contact with it.
Rich Russillo: Cosmo now brings Diamond into the ring and presses her shoulders down looking to end this early for himself.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Thadd Blazevich: Diamond gets her shoulders up just in time as Cosmo looks rather annoyed this match is still happening bro! He gets right from his feet and– He’s noticing the turnbuckle on his side as Cosmo is heading towards that upper left turnbuckle and–
Rich Russillo: HE TEARS APART THE PADDING AS HE NOW EXPOSES THAT TURNBUCKLE!!! AS HE GOES RIGHT BACK TOWARDS DIAMOND AND GRABS ONTO HER BY HER HAIR!!! COSMO BRINGS DIAMOND TO THAT CORNER AND–
*BASH!*
*BASH!*
*BASH!*
*BASH!*
Thadd Blazevich: OH MY GOD BRO!! HE’S BASHING DIAMOND’S HEAD INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! COSMO NOW TURNS DIAMOND AROUND– AND DELIVERS YET ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHEST!!! DIAMOND IS IN UTTER PAIN BROS!
Persephone: I don’t think cosmo is done because look what he is staring at now!
Rich Russillo: HE’S LOOKING AT THE OTHER TURNBUCKLE AS HE BRINGS DIAMOND WITH HIM AND TEARS OFF THE PADDING OF THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER TURNBUCKLE!!! AND–
*BASH!*
*BASH!*
*BASH!*
*BASH!*
Thad Blazevich: AW DUDE! HE’S BASHING HER HEAD AGAIN INTO ANOTHER EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! COSMO IS LOOKING TO ANNIHILATE DIAMOND HERE TONIGHT, AND IF YOU ASK MONEY MO, HE’D TELL YOU EVERY BIT OF THIS IS JUSTIFIED AFTER DIAMOND TURNED ON HIM!
Persephone: Diamond looks like she’s been in a wreckage as now Cosmo turns her around TO NAIL YET ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHEST!!!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo now looks to seeing the bottom right turnbuckle and I can imagine what he’s going to do here as he brings Diamond to that corner now and– HE RIPS APART THAT TURNBUCKLE YOU CAN THE FIRE IN COSMO’S EYES HE HAS DIAMOND LIKE A CORPSE RIGHT NOW AS LUNGES TOWARDS THAT TURNBUCKLE!!!
Persephone: WAIT A SECOND LOOK!!
Thadd Blazevich: DIAMOND HAS HER FEET UP BETWEEN THE POST!!! SHE’S STILL FIGHTING AS– SHE ELBOWS COSMO RIGHT IN THE FACE!! COSMO IS HOLDING ON TO HIS NOSE AS DIAMOND NOW GRABS A HOLD OF HIM, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO GET SOME PAYBACK!!
Rich Russillo: DIAMOND BASHES COSMO’S SKULL INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE NOW!! BLOOD IS NOW DRIPPING OVER COSMO’S FOREHARD AS DIAMOND NOW TURNS COSMO AROUND AND– CONNECTS WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF HER OWN!! THE SOUND RICOCHETS HERE IN OXFORD AS DIAMOND LANDS A FOREARM SMASH RIGHT INTO COSMO’S HEAD!! THE BLOOD SMEARS ALL OVER HER FOREARM, AND NOW LOOK!!
Thadd Blazevich: SHE’S GOUGING THE EYES OF COSMO NOW WITH HER NAILS!!!! COSMO IS UTTER PAIN AS HE SCREAMS!!! THE CROWD IS IN DISBELIEF!! COSMO IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO PULL DIAMOND’S HANDS AWAY– BUT DIAMOND NOW GRABS A HOLD OF COSMO, AND HITS HIM WITH A SUPLEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON HIM!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Rich Russillo: Cosmo gets his shoulders just in time, AND OH MY GOD! WE HAVE CLOSER LOOK INTO COSMO’S EYES AND SEE THAT THEY ARE COMPLETELY RED WITH EVEN A LITTLE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM ONE EYE!! THAT IS COMPLETELY SICKENING!!
Persephone: Rich we’re on Voltage, this is the good stuff, THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo goes rolling out to the apron, and Diamond makes sure to follow behind as the last thing she wants is to give the man time to recover. Cosmo is a wreck right now, and thanks to that Diamond is able to just scoop him up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry!
Thadd Blazevich: Cosmo is trying his best to wiggle and squirm his way out of her grasp– BUT HE DOESN’T GET THE CHANCE, AS DIAMOND PLANTS HIM WITH A FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM ON THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! That was a nasty one, bro!
Persephone: She doesn’t seem to be done yet either, thankfully. She immediately dropped off the apron before digging under the ring…
Rich Russillo: AND JUST AS COSMO HOPED TO PULL HIMSELF UP, DIAMOND PULLED OUT A HANDFUL OF SKEWERS AND STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST WITH THEM!
Thadd Blazevich: Cosmo screams out in pain as he rolls off of the apron, and Diamond now holds onto him– BEFORE SENDING BRO FORWARD INTO THE RING POST, SENDING THE SKEWERS EVEN DEEPER INTO HIS CHEST!!
Persephone: Cosmo stumbles off, grabbing his chest in pain as Diamond digs under the ring. She sends chairs into the ring, as well as glass panes, a little bag of thumbtacks and a few coils of razorwire. This is getting pretty intense now. For two terrible wrestlers, I like it!
Rich Russillo: Diamond pulls out another chair before going after Cosmo who is still clutching his chest–
Thadd Blazevich: BUT AS SOON AS SHE GETS CLOSE, COSMO TURNS AND STABS HER IN THE SIDE WITH ONE OF THE SKEWERS! DUDE! COSMO RIPPED THAT OUT HIS OWN CHEST– AND NOW HE GRABS DIAMOND BEFORE SENDING HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE POST!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo sends Diamond back into the ring before following, slowly and painstakingly ripping each of the skewers out. Now he opens the bag of thumbtacks before releasing it onto the mat, before dragging Diamond up and finally lifting him onto her shoulders!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO HAS DIAMOND UP FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR–
Persephone: BUT DIAMOND FALLS BACK, COUNTERING WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER THAT SENDS COSMO HEAD FIRST INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!
Rich Russillo: Both Elitists are down on the mat after that one, but Diamond Dixon slowly turns herself, reaching out and grabbing one of the razorwire coils! Cosmo meanwhile is right next to the other one, and I think he is slowly starting to see whatever Diamond is planning.
Thadd Blazevich: Diamond wraps the razorwire around her own forearm, before making her way towards Cosmo– BUT COSMO DOES THE SAME WHILE ON THE MAT, AND HE IS ABLE TO CATCH HER WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW WHILE HE WAS BEING DRAGGED BACK UP! Both Elitists stumble, as despite landing the blow, Cosmo is still reeling from the reverse frankensteiner into the thumbtacks!
Persephone: Cosmo starts to make his way back over to Diamond who just had the side of her face cut by the razor wire– BUT DIAMOND KICKS COSMO IN THE GUT, BEFORE PULLING HIM UP AND LANDING A SHOT OF HER OWN WITH THE RAZORWIRE FOREARM!
Rich Russillo: Cosmo somehow keeps himself up though, AND HE LANDS A SHOT TO DIAMOND IN RETURN, CAUSING DIAMOND TO STUMBLE AND GRAB AT HER FACE, NOTING ALL THE SPILLED BLOOD AS A RESULT FROM THESE FOREARMS ALONE!
Thadd Blazevich: AND NOW IT’S DIAMOND’S TURN! SHE NAILS ANOTHER FOREARM, AND THIS TIME IT’S COSMO FORCED TO TAKE A STEP BACK AS THAT RAZORWIRE NEARLY GOT STUCK, PEELING AWAY AT HIS FLESH!
Rich Russillo: AND COSMO LANDS ONE MORE SHOT, ALL WITH THE RAZORWIRE AS DIAMOND NEARLY LOST HER FOOTING ENTIRELY!
Thadd Blazevich: DIAMOND SWINGS AGAIN–
Persephone: BUT COSMO DUCKS BEFORE GRABBING ONE OF THE CHAIRS, AND HITTING DIAMOND IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! Cosmo raises the chair after that, BEFORE SLAMMING IT INTO HER HEAD!
Rich Russillo: Diamond goes down, and now Cosmo goes to work with what little energy he has left in him! He sets up the chair, before grabbing the second chair and setting it up in front of the first! Cosmo now grabbing those glass panes Diamond brought in and placing it on top of both, forming a bit of a bridge– before dragging the upper half of Diamond’s body on top of it!
Thadd Blazevich: Oh man, this can’t be good.
Cosmo Goldworthy: (off-mic) It’s over, Diamond. I told you.
Rich Russillo: Cosmo makes his way up to the top rope, moving at a slow and lethargic pace thanks to the severe damage he’s taken tonight. Fortunately for him, Diamond isn’t in a much better state, and isn’t moving at all.
Thadd Blazevich: And that’s bad news for Diamond! COSMO DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!
*CRASH!!!!*
Persephone: HOLLOW POINT THROUGH THE GLASS PANES!!!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD!!!! COSMO GOLDWORTHY WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING DIAMOND’S FACE RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS!!!!
Thadd Blazevich: COSMO FALLS BACK, AND BRO ISN’T EVEN GOING FOR THE COVER! HE WANTS TO END DIAMOND ONCE AND FOR ALL TONIGHT AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TOWARDS BECOMING CHAMPION FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND BRO MIGHT JUST HAVE HIS TICKET TOWARDS ACHIEVING THAT WITH THIS ONE!!
Persephone: I can’t believe we’re about to live in a world where Cosmo Goldworthy is in contention for a title held by Miku Sakai.
Rich Russillo: Cosmo uses the chair to help him back up before dragging Diamond back into his grasp, AND HE POWERS HER UP!
Thadd Blazevich: BEFORE DROPPING HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE SHATTERED GLASS WITH A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS, AND THAT JUST DESTROYED DIAMOND!!! COSMO HOOKS THE LEG OF DIAMOND, AND DUDES, I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY THIS ONE IS OVER! COSMO GOLDWORTHY WINS!!!
OOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: WHAT THE HELL??? DIAMOND DIXON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!!! AT THE LAST POSSIBLE FRACTION OF SECOND!! JUST WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMED TO BE LOST FOR HER, DIAMOND DIXON WAS ABLE TO PUSH HER SHOULDER OFF OF THE MAT!!
Thadd Blazevich: Cosmo is furious bros, but I don’t even think he has the strength left in him to act on it! He looks towards the referee, but dude, the ref isn’t budging. That wasn’t a three, which means that this is still anyone’s game whether he likes it or not!
Persephone: Cosmo just shakes his head, before grabbing one of the skewers he left on the apron. Diamond isn’t even moving meanwhile– AND COSMO RETURNS THE FAVOR FOR EARLIER, STABBING DIAMOND IN THE CHEST WITH THE SKEWER!!
Rich Russillo: That caused Diamond to scream in pain, and Cosmo takes advantage of the opportunity by beginning to set up! He grabs the two chairs, turning them around and placing them with their backs against each other! I couldn’t possibly tell you what this man has planned at this point, because these two have just been going to whatever lengths they possibly could in order to dismantle each other.
Thadd Blazevich: Diamond is trying to use the ropes to get up, and seeing this, COSMO RUNS TO THE ROPES!!!
Persephone: BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING OFF FOR DANCE MACABRE INTO THE CHAIRS–
Rich Russillo: NO, NO!!! HE DOESN’T GET IT!!! IT DIDN’T WORK!!!
Thadd Blazevich: DUDE!!! DIAMOND MOVES AS COSMO SPRINGBOARDED, AND WHEN HE REALIZED AND LANDED ON HIS FEET, HE JUST GOT CAUGHT BY THE THROAT!!! DIAMOND HAS HIM, AND SHE LIFTS HIM UP BEFORE CHOKESLAMMING COSMO ONTO THE TWO BACKS OF THE CHAIRS!!!!! Cosmo rolls around in pain, and dude, I don’t know if his spine is gonna recover from that one! That was as nasty as it can get, and the worst part is I don’t even think Diamond’s done!
Persephone: Of course she’s not done. Not after everything Cosmo just did. Diamond pushes the chairs out of the way, leaving only the thumbtacks and the broken glass shards that spilled on top of them!
Rich Russillo: Diamond drags Cosmo back up, AND SHE WASTES NO TIME, LOOKING TO PUT A DECISIVE END TO THIS MATCH AS SHE LIFTS HIM UP–
Thadd Blazevich: BEFORE DRIVING BRO TO THE MAT WITH THE FACELIFT!!!! THE FACELIFT CONNECTS ON COSMO GOLDWORTHY, AND COSMO JUST WENT FACE FIRST INTO SHATTERED GLASS AND THUMBTACKS!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT WAS THE KILLING BLOW THAT DIAMOND NEEDED, AND NOW SHE’S NOT WASTING ANY MORE TIME, USING EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT TO TURN COSMO OVER AND GO FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOONNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
TTTHHRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP, DIIIAAMMMOONNNDDDD DDIIIIXXXOOONNNNN!!!!!
(‘Nice To Meet Yah’ begins to play once more as Diamond Dixon slowly rolls off of Cosmo Goldworthy. She can’t even stand yet despite being the victor, as that match exhausted everything she had left. She slowly pulls her way to one of the chairs, using that to help her back up before the referee holds her arm up.)
Rich Russillo: AND DIAMOND DIXON DOES IT!!! This was a personal bout with both Elitists wanting to prove they’re the ones that deserve better, but ultimately it was Diamond that managed to get the job done, and thanks to that we now know Diamond Dixon versus Miku Sakai is on the horizon!
Persephone: Well at least they got wild tonight. That’ll make up for whatever I have to put up with when Diamond and Miku start going at it. This match was pretty crazy.
Thadd Blazevich: Of course it was, ‘Seph! Cosmo had a chip on his shoulder, and we already know how Diamond felt. This was a fire performance by both of ‘em, but in the end only one could win and that was Diamond. Congrats to our new number one contender!
(Diamond Dixon remains in the ring for a moment, and she stops and looks down at Cosmo Goldworthy as medical personnel make their way down the ramp. She just shakes her head, before slowly limping her way out of the ring, having done what she planned to do. With this, the camera fades.)
(The matchcard for the next match is shown.)
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(The camera shot switches to ringside where Stephie Love stands in the center of the ring, a microphone in hand as she addresses the rowdy crowd.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(The crowd couldn’t contain their excitement as Stephie took a step back, the attention of the audience switching to the ramp as “Kendrick, Clae & Cole” by Marqus Clae began to play to an immediate positive reaction. After a momentary pause, NICK. emerged from the back, wearing a strong expression but in obvious pain with each step. Even with the pain etched into his body, he marches on to the ring, loosening up in the meantime.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, out of Detroit, Michigan…weighing in at 215 lbs…NICK!
Stew-O: Perseverant as ever, NICK. searches for vindication, revenge and glory all in one match, looking to prove David Gideon Smith wrong once and for all at the biggest stage available! He’s fired up tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Fired up, he may be, but the wear-and-tear of his road back here is clear to see for everyone with a working pair of eyes. He looks like he’s in pain with each step, but credit to him, he’s continuing on without a lick of hesitation.
Jake Mercer: He’s gonna have to show the best version of himself tonight to even have a shot, let alone best the man he’s up against.
(NICK. settled in the middle of the ring for a moment before backing into a corner, readying himself for the match ahead as “Kendrick, Clae & Cole” began to fade out from the arena speakers, replaced in due time by “Razorface” by Celldweller, sparking a negative reaction from the crowd. The arena was cast into total darkness for a mere moment until beams of strobing white lights struck across the arena, in time with the music. David Gideon Smith slowly walked to the top of the ramp, his face covered by the end of a black hood. At the peak of the stage, raising his arm out to draw the “Black Blade” across it as pyro set off behind him.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Omaha, Nebraska…weighing in at 247 lbs…DAVID GIDEON SMITH!
Stew-O: His presence is overwhelming as ever. DGS has been plotting and planning each stage of this, and now he’s gotten what he wanted, even if it coincided with what NICK. wants right now.
Flannery McCoy: Still, he’s just an enigma that it’s difficult to understand what he really wants out of this. Was it just to knock a competing elitist off the field? Or was it to get this match with NICK. all along? I’m not too sure, but I have a feeling we’ll understand more once this match is under way.
(DGS continued making his way down the ramp, moving to the steps and then promptly up them and straight up to the top rope, peeling the hood back to let his gaze scan the arena, before falling on NICK. across from him. After a brief pause, he dropped from the top rope, readying himself in the corner.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we’re under way in this highly anticipated grudge match! NICK. and DGS are slow out of the gate initially, not wanting to overstep and put themselves in a bad position to start this match off. It’s gonna be a battle of wills and styles to determine this one—
Flannery McCoy: OR NICK. IS JUST GONNA FLY IN WITH A LEAPING BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF DAVID SMITH! DGS STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AS NICK. LOST HIS FOOTING ON THE BIG BOOT, STUMBLING TO HIS FEET JUST TO MOUNT AN ATTACK ON DAVID!
Jake Mercer: HE’S STUFFED HIM IN THE CORNER AND IS UNLEASHING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, A REPEAT OF LAST WEEK! NICK. IS NOT DETERRED BY THE INJURIES HE IS NURSING AND IS LETTING DGS HAVE IT, TENDERIZING THE TORSO OF HIM WITH THESE HOOKS TO THE RIBS!
Stew-O: DAVID REACHES HIS HAND OUT AND GIVES NICK. A GOOD SHOVE, PUSHING HIM AWAY TO GET SOME ROOM TO BREATHE…ONLY FOR NICK. TO FLY BACK IN, NOT WITH A MOVE OF ANY KIND BUT JUST FLINGING HIS BODY SHOULDER FIRST INTO DAVID GIDEON SMITH!
Flannery McCoy: AND MORE BLOWS RAIN DOWN, NICK. IS BEING IGNITED BY THE ROAR OF THE CROWD AS HE KEEPS FIRING, DAVID DESPERATE TO COVER UP AND FINALLY SHOVES HIM AWAY AGAIN, OH BUT NICK. HOLDS ONTO THE ARM! HE PULLS DAVID IN—!
Jake Mercer: T-BONE SUPLEX! HE DROPS DAVID RIGHT ON HIS BACK AS THIS CROWD REACHES A FEVER PITCH ALREADY! NICK. IS ON FIRE, FLYING TO HIS FEET AS HE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE ON DAVID WHO HAS BEEN PUT THROUGH THE RINGER SO FAR!
Stew-O: But David is quick to roll under the ropes, avoiding trouble for now as NICK. is just a step too late to take full advantage of all that momentum on his side! David is holding his side, stumbling along the side of the ring as NICK. returns to his feet!
Flannery McCoy: And he rolls right under the ropes as well, looking to pursue David on the outside, and he does so with a big clubbing blow to the back of the head and neck, not giving his opponent an inch as he chases his revenge! Another blow to the back and David is forced to turn and face him!
Jake Mercer: NICK. reels his hand back and nails a knife-edge chop across the chest of David! He isn’t shying away though, catching a follow up chop and throwing his arm down, following it up with a thunderous overhand chop sending NICK. down to one knee! Not for long though, he’s back on both feet after a moment of weakness!
Stew-O: NICK. jumps forward with a flurry of forearms, over and over again he fires and David struggles to cover up—OH WAIT HE LIFTS NICK. UP INTO THE AIR OUT OF NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: POWERSLAM INTO THE APRON! OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?! THE SPINE OF NICK. CRASHED INTO THE APRON, BENDING AROUND THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING BEFORE SLIDING DOWN AND FALLING HEAD FIRST INTO THE GROUND! NO PROTECTION FOR NICK. WHO IS NOW BEING CHECKED ON BY OFFICIALS!
Jake Mercer: THOSE INJURY WORRIES ARE ALREADY BEING ADDRESSED AS DAVID HELD NOTHING BACK, TAKING THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY AND DEVASTATING HIS OPPONENT, UNDOING ALL THE EARLY OFFENSE NICK. HAD WORKED ON!
Stew-O: This is a bad look for NICK. already, and David isn’t in the mood to let him get away for too long, just pushing past officials to get to NICK. and effortlessly pull him into the air, tossing him into the ring! David follows him into the ring and right into a cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
…
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT! NICK. remains defiant, and won’t let something like that keep him down but you can tell the pain is keeping him grounded! He’s not showing as much physical fight as he wants, and everyone in this arena can see the agony etched into his face. He’s hurt bad, and the longer this drags on, the worse it is going to get.
Jake Mercer: DGS doesn’t let NICK. breathe after the kickout, immediately rolling him onto his side and driving a knee between his shoulder blades, forcing him back down to the canvas. The official backs David away for a moment, but Smith is already stalking toward his opponent again, reaching down and grabbing NICK. by the wrist.
Stew-O: DAVID GIDEON SMITH IS DRAGGING NICK. BACK TO HIS FEET! HE WANTS TO KEEP HIM VERTICAL, KEEP HIM FROM FINDING THAT SECOND WIND!
Flannery McCoy: NICK. IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE HAND AWAY! HE THROWS AN ELBOW BACK—DAVID DUCKS UNDER IT!
Jake Mercer: AND DAVID JUST WRENCHES THE ARM AROUND! NICK. IS FORCED TO TURN WITH HIM—OH! SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: NICK. goes down hard again, out on the mat without enough energy to get right back up as David maintains wrist control, just standing over his fallen opponent with what may just be contempt on his face. He’s in full control of this match against a man who is struggling to even keep up.
Jake Mercer: David takes his time, dropping to knee and wrenched back on the arm, driving his knee into NICK’s elbow in a meticulous fashion, just looking to punish him for staying alive past the first blow. NICK’s shown spirit but this is the part of the game that will decide the winner, and right now David is running away with it.
Stew-O: He pulls NICK. back to his feet, only to drop him again with an elbow! NICK. falls but is kept leaning up by the wrist as David keeps control, pulling him again just to run him down with another elbow! NICK. falls again, and now David drops the wrist and drops down on top of NICK, mounting him!
Flannery McCoy: And the forearms start to fly! One after the other, not in a burst but in a controlled siege of NICK. who can barely withstand the force being brought down onto his arms, battering his guard with each of these routine blows!
Jake Mercer: David reaches down his free hand and grabs at the guard of NICK, forcefully pulling his guard apart just to lay in with a clean forearm that lands flush against the jaw! That one has NICK. rattled and David is right into the cover, pushing the shoulders down!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!
Stew-O: Kick out again! It’s awkward by NICK. but it did the job, able to overpower one side of the cover and push his shoulder off the mat, rolling over for a moment before David takes control again and shoves him back onto his back, laying in with another forearm that NICK. is barely able to parry!
Flannery McCoy: NICK. IS TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT DAVID IS JUST TEARING THAT DEFENSE APART! ANOTHER FOREARM! ANOTHER! NICK. IS ABSORBING THESE SHOTS WITH BOTH HANDS, BUT THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH HE CAN DO FROM HIS BACK!
Jake Mercer: DAVID GRABS THE WRIST AGAIN! HE’S GOT THAT ARM TRAPPED UNDERNEATH HIM, AND HE’S USING HIS ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT TO KEEP NICK. PINNED DOWN!
Stew-O: NICK. IS TRYING TO BRIDGE! HE’S TRYING TO TURN HIS BODY, BUT DAVID SHIFTS WITH HIM! THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE HERE—NICK. IS FIGHTING TO SURVIVE, WHILE DAVID IS FIGHTING TO BREAK HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: NICK. IS SCRAMBLING! HE GETS HIS BOOT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Jake Mercer: BUT DAVID BREAKS THE LEG DOWN, DIVING AT THE OUTSTRETCHED LEG OF NICK. AND DENIES THE REPRIEVE HE IS CHASING! OH WAIT-!!
Stew-O: NICK. GRABS THE ARMS OF DAVID GIDEON SMITH AND BRIDGES OVER, SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT IMMEDIATELY! DAVID FLIES OUT OF THE COVER AND BACK TO HIS FEET TO MEET NICK, WHO IS ALREADY BACK ON HIS FEET! DAVID SWINGS FIRST, BUT NICK. DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HITS THE ROPES!!
Jake Mercer: HUGE LARIAT BY NICK!! HE LEAPED INTO THE AIR AND TOOK DAVID’S HEAD OFF, SENDING HIM INTO THE GROUND AND NOW HE’S GOT THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY HE’S BEEN HOPING FOR…OR NOT! NICK. IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO MAKE THE COVER OR EVEN FOLLOW UP, LAYING ON THE MAT IN THE SAME STATE AS DAVID!
Stew-O: Exhaustion has indeed hit NICK. hard, barely able to stand back up as the sheer pain coursing through his body keeps him face down on the mat, though David is in just as bad a shape from such a killer lariat.
Flannery McCoy: Still, he’s far from out of it as both men begin to show signs of life, claiming and crawling to the ropes on opposite ends of the ring. NICK. grabs the bottom rope first, then lunges at the middle rope to hold himself upright, fighting his way upward.
Jake Mercer: On the other side, David does the same, trying to shake off that lariat and get control of this match once again. He’s back to his feet, shaking his head to the side as he turns around—BUT NICK. MOVES FIRST WITH ANOTHER LARIAT!!!
Stew-O: BUT DAVID DOES NOT MOVE! HE WITHSTANDS THE BLOW AS NICK. SINKS TO THE GROUND, FALLING AT DAVID’S FEET AS DGS BRUSHES OFF THE LARIAT!
Flannery McCoy: He is sending a message to NICK. right now and everyone watching at home. He grabs the wrist of NICK. and pulls him upright, giving himself some rope to pull him in and spins around, dropping him with a vicious Void Thunder!
Jake Mercer: NICK. is planted again, and David calmly makes the cover, hooking the inside leg!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!!!
Stew-O: KICK OUT ONCE AGAIN! These kick outs are getting weaker and weaker as NICK. struggles to stay alive, but his defiance and persistence does not seem to bother DGS who is relishing in this moment, taking advantage of the situation to inflict as much damage as he possibly can in the runtime of this match.
Flannery McCoy: The weakness is only gonna continue to grow with each blow and every forced kick out, but he still showing the fight he needs to claw back into this thing if he even can. David, of course, will not object to a longer beatdown as he remains fully in control.
Jake Mercer: That’s what makes this dangerous, Flannery! David has thrown everything at him and NICK. keeps finding a way to survive, but surviving isn’t winning! At some point, something has to give!
Stew-O: David looks down at NICK and begins to pull him back to his feet. He maintains control of the wrist, just to light him up with an overhand chop to the chest! NICK’s legs give out beneath him, but David does not allow him to fall to the ground, keeping him up right as he props him up!
Flannery McCoy: AND FIRES A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! EDGE LOGIC I AND NICK GOES OUT LIKE A LIGHT, FALLING FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND! HE MIGHT BE OUT COLD! DAVID COULD TAKE THE VICTORY HERE!
Jake Mercer: BUT DAVID DOESN’T WANT TO BEAT HIM WITH THAT! He’s toying with NICK, barely considering him a threat as he uses his boot to flip him onto his back, openly mocking the efforts as the boo begin to rain down by the heated crowd!
Stew-O: Nothing but disrespect by DGS, who lifts NICK. back up to his feet just to drop him another overhand chop! NICK. crashes to the mat, helpless to keep himself up right, trying with all he has to answer these blows but his body just doesn’t have anything left in him!
Flannery McCoy: David backs up, and now he’s had his fill! His raises his right arm and calls for the end! We know what comes next! David is looking for the Black Blade, and this is a weapon that NICK. will have zero answer for! NICK. is up to his feet, barely turning around as David charges in!
Jake Mercer: THE BLACK BLADE—!
Stew-O: MISSED! NICK. DUCKS UNDER, MAYBE THROUGH BLIND LUCK, BUT HE GRABS THE WAIST OF DAVID FROM BEHIND! HE’S YELLING OUT, REFUSING TO SAY DIE AS HE LEANS BACK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: NOW THIS CROWD HAS SOME HEAT AGAIN! A GERMAN SUPLEX BY NICK, MAYBE THE LAST OF HIS STRENGTH ON DISPLAY AS HE SHUTS DOWN THE BLACK BLADE…OH WAIT!
Jake Mercer: HE IS FIGHTING BACK UP, AND STILL HOLDS ONTO THE WAIST OF DAVID GIDEON SMITH! DGS IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIM OFF, BUT NICK. REMAINS RELENTLESS! HE RAISES HIS ARMS UP, AND CAPTURES DAVID’S ARMS IN A FULL NELSON! HE LEANS BACK!
Stew-O: INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX! NICK. BRIDGES OVER FOR THE COVER, OH BUT HE HAS TO GIVE IT UP! HIS STRENGTH FALTERS AS DAVID ROLLS OVER, BUT HE STILL MAINTAINS CONTROL OF THE WAIST! NICK. YELLS OUT AGAIN, REFUSING TO LET GO AS DAVID TRIES TO DRAG HIMSELF TO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: THEY ARE BOTH BACK TO THEIR FEET AS DAVID TRIES TO RUN TO THE ROPES, GRABBING THE TOP ROPE WITH BOTH HANDS, REFUSING TO LET NICK. HAVE HIS WAY! OH WAIT, NICK. RELEASES THE WAIST LOCK, RAISES HIS ARMS IN THE AIR, AND CAPTURES THE ARMS OF DAVID!
Jake Mercer: IT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET! HE HAS THE ARMS RESTRAINED, BACKS UP INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND NOW DAVID CANNOT FIGHT IT ANYMORE! HE LEANS BACK, AND DROPS DGS WITH THE STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN, COMPLETING THE COMBINATION!
Stew-O: THREE THE HARD WAY! HE BRIDGES PERFECTLY THIS TIME! THIS MAY BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
…
Flannery McCoy: NO HE KICKS OUT! OH THAT WAS CLOSE, BUT DAVID MANAGED TO BREAK OUT OF IT AT THE DEATH! NICK. IS DISTRAUGHT, HE COULD TASTE VICTORY BUT DAVID WAS JUST TOO STRONG AND OVERPOWERED THE PINFALL ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: It’s disheartening, it’s demotivating but NICK. has to press on. He has just drawn this thing level and DGS is on the ropes, struggling back to his feet on the heels of three consecutive suplexes!
Stew-O: NICK. rises to his feet, showing a lot more fight and strength than he did prior and David is showing a lot more concern than he did prior. David crawls to his feet, on his knees as he attempts to move away!
Flannery McCoy: But NICK. sends a diving forearm into the back of David’s head! He falls in an instant as NICK. mounts him, lifting his chin up and raises his arm, beginning to lean in with repeating blows to the chest and neck of DGS! Over and over again they land, battering David as one hits the jaw!
Jake Mercer: NICK. drops him momentarily, just to flip him onto his back, and fires away with even more! Now with both of them on his back, HE REELS HIM IN! HE HOOKS THE ARM AND LOCKS IN SECTION 8! THE CHOKE IS APPLIED, AND DAVID SHOULD BE FADING NOW! HE MAY BE SEEING THE END OF THIS ONE!
Stew-O: DAVID THRASHES AROUND, LOOKING FOR AN ESCAPE AS NICK. SQUEEZES TIGHTER AND TIGHTER, TRYING TO APPLY THE HOOKED LEGS OVER HIS TORSO! DAVID’S ARMS REACH OUT WIDE, SEARCHING FOR THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: DAVID BITES DOWN, TRYING TO ENDURE THE PRESSURE BUT NICK. IS RELENTLESS, AND HE GETS THE HOOKS IN! THE LEGS ARE CROSSING THE TORSO, AND NOW DAVID GIDEON SMITH IS IN THE DEEP END! DAVID REACHES DOWN TO THE LEGS, AND TRIES TO PRY THEM APART!
Jake Mercer: HE’S STRUGGLING—NO, HE LEANS BACK AND ONTO HIS HEAD, FLOATING OVER AND OH MY GOD HE HAS NICK’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! HE REVERSED THE PRESSURE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!!!
Stew-O: DESPERATELY CLOSE! NICK. IS OUT AT TWO, FORCED TO LET GO OF THE CHOKE HOLD AS HE FLIES TO HIS FEET! DAVID FOLLOWS AS WELL, BUT NICK. IS UP FIRST AND LEAPS AT DAVID-!
Flannery McCoy: CAUGHT IN A CHOKE OF HIS OWN! A REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD BY DAVID GIDEON SMITH! NICK. TRIES TO FIGHT IT OFF, BUT DAVID ISN’T LOOKING FOR A SUBMISSION! HE LEANS BACK AND SPIKES NICK. ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A SUPLEX! OH THAT WAS VICIOUS!
Jake Mercer: NICK. IS OUT…OR NOT?! HE ROLLS TO HIS FEET, FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN! HE RUNS AT DAVID AND DELIVERS A LARIAT! IT’S NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE HIM DOWN, BUT IT SURE KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF HIM! DAVID LEANS BACK, AND FIRES OFF A CLOTHESLINE, SENDING NICK. BACKWARDS!
Stew-O: NICK. STUMBLES, BUT REFUSES TO BACK DOWN, LEANING FORWARD WITH A CLOTHESLINE! DGS STUMBLES BACK, AND NICK. TURNS TO THE ROPES! HE RUNS AND HITS THEM, LOOKING TO LAY DAVID OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL! ONE MORE FLYING LARIAT—
Flannery McCoy: THE INFINITE IMPALER! THE IMPALER GOT HIM, CUTTING NICK. IN HALF WITH A WICKED SPEAR! NICK. FALLS, AND DAVIDS FALLS WITH HIM, RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
…
(DING! DING! DING!
(Boos fall upon the ring as David rolls off of NICK. with “Razorface” by Celldweller resuming throughout the arena. David slowly moves to his feet as officials check on NICK, holding his back and stomach in agony.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…DAVID GIDEON SMITH!
Jake Mercer: An incredible effort by a damaged NICK. but David Gideon Smith is just too tall a mountain to climb. The resistance was strong but in the end it was futile as DGS came away with a hard fought victory.
Stew-O: It was close, but David was in perfect condition. He had a plan and he executed, targeting the damaged back of NICK. and refusing to give him space to breathe, and that made all of the difference.
(The officials help NICK. out of the ring to check him as David stands alone in the ring, celebrating his victory much to the chagrin of the audience as the match came to a close as Territorial Invasion transitioned elsewhere.)
(Standing inside of the ring were all of the competitors, set to participate in the New Breed Scramble. They all stood amongst one another, looking ready to go! Igon Mordren, Reylin Aloali’i, Diego Montana, Winona Hendrickson, Tafae Toa, Rei Oboro and Sayuri Himura. In the midst of all the competitors is ring announcer Bella Braxton ready to begin the introductions for the next match.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is the special NEW BREED SCRAMBLE MATCH!!
Crowd: AOHGARHGAOIRHGARGVFNOIRGHOIARHOI!!
Bella Braxton: Now this match has a THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT and can have any number of falls. But the competitor who picks up the FINAL fall as the time limit expires will be the winner and the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING THE PARTICIPANTS!
(Bella then motions to each competitor one by one as she introduces them to the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Representing SHOWDOWN! Exiled from the Island of Samoa! Weighing 285 pounds. Here is “THE EXILED” TAFAE TOA!
(The crowd gives Tafae a loud negative reaction as Tafae just stands there emotionless with his arms crossed as he thinks about just destroying everyone.)
Bella Braxton: Also representing SHOWDOWN! From Arlington, Texas. Weighing 199 pounds. Here is ‘THE HARDEST ESE EVER” DIEGO MONTANA!
(The crowd gives an even louder negative reaction for Diego, who is just hamming it up for the crowd as Bella continues.)
Bella Braxton: Representing DYNASTY! From Aomori, Japan. Weighing 175 pounds. Here is “THE BEAUTIFUL RUIN” REI OBORO!
(The crowd boos her as she just looks around at her competition, ready to cause as much harm as possible.)
Bella Braxton: Also representing DYNASTY! From Washington D.C.! Weighing 150 pounds. Here is “WONDER WOMAN” WINONA HENDRICKSON!!
(We finally hear a positive reaction from the crowd as they love Winona. She is staying focused on her opposition and winning this match.)
Bella Braxton: Representing VOLTAGE! From Belgrade, Serbia! Weighing 266 pounds! Here is “THE WARDEN” IGON MORDREN!
(Possibly the loudest negative reaction of the match as this crowd HATES Igon and his thoughts on today’s state of wrestling. Igon is naturally ignoring the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Also representing VOLTAGE! Residing in Yokohama, Japan! Weighing 125 pounds! Here is “THE YŪREI” SAYURI HIMURA!
(The boos turn into cheers for Sayuri as she is getting mentally prepared for this scramble match.)
Bella Braxton: And the final participant! Also representing VOLTAGE! From Adelaide, South Australia. Weighing 250 pounds. Here is “TOP GUN” REYLIN ALOALI’I!
(The crowd is giving the Voltage newbie a mixed reaction as Bella exits the ring. The referee looks at all seven competitors before calling for the bell.)
(DING DING DING)
(30:00)
Stew-O: Here we go! The field is set and it’s time for us to get into the action of this New Breed Scramble match! Here we go, Tafae Toa’s eyes have not left Igon Mordren’s since the bell has rung! The rest of the field has the two surrounded! Diego runs in first and is.. DROPPED WITH A LARIAT BY TAFAE TOA!!
Gavin Kirkland: Reylin Aloali’i and Winona Hendrickson are closing in! But Igon Mordren sees Reylin coming from his side view.. he’s quick to turn and.. LEVELS REYLIN COMPLETELY WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT!! That sends Reylin crashing to the canvas.
Persephone: Rei Oboro takes the safe route here! She goes right on the attack, rushing at Sayuri Himura and letting loose with rapid forearm strikes!! Winona rushes in and turns Rei Oboro around and she hits her with a huge knife edge chop to the chest!
Stew-O: Tafae Toa and Igon Mordren are standing in the midst of chaos! Before they start their own!! Trading forearm smashes back and forth between one another! But Igon Mordren gets a boot up! Sending Tafae Toa reeling back into the ropes, Tafae rebounds off.. NAILING IGON MORDREN WITH A SUPERKICK! But Igon Mordren is on wobbly legs right now, he’s staggering.. Tafae Toa rushes at Igon..
Gavin Kirkland: Looking to take him down with a huge Clothesline! But.. Igon ducks under! And he slips behind Tafae.. wrapping his arms around Tafae Toa’s throat for a Rear Naked Choke! Igon Mordren is trying to wear him down! He’s got it locked in tight! But.. Tafae Toa immediately drives him back into the corner!!
Persephone: These two big behemoths.. what the hell..? Tafae rams him back into the corner again! But wait.. Reylin rushes in crushing them both with a.. RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNER, ROCKING THEM BOTH!! He’s entered back into the fray! He rushes into the opposite corner, before running back at the tw—
Stew-O: NO!! A SLINGBLADE FROM DIEGO MONTANA SENDS REYLIN CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!! Diego was able to cut him off quickly..but now with Diego getting to his feet.. oh don’t turn around Diego..
Gavin Kirkland: I’m glad he couldn’t hear you! But he doesn’t have to turn around! Because Winona is already on the attack and she’s got her arms wrapped around his waist! Hoisting him up to take him down with a German Suplex!! But.. DIEGO FLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD LANDING ON HIS FEET!!
Diego Montana: (off-mic) Haha! You thought…
Persephone: I don’t believe he ever shuts up..But a RUNNING CROSSBODY OUT OF NOWHERE FROM REI OBORO CONNECTS TO DIEGO MONTANA!! Taking him to the canvas! Rei Oboro hooks that leg looking to pick up the first pinfall in this match..
(ONEEEE!!)
Stew-O: No! Winona just pulled Rei Oboro off of Diego Montana, before the referee could even hit the two count! And now Rei Oboro is up on her feet and herself and Winona are face to face right now… but look out!! TAFAE TOA JUST FLATTENED BOTH WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!
(CRACK!!)
Gavin Kirkland: A Superkick from Reylin lands right on Tafae Toa’s jaw!! But he stumbles back, still on his feet!! Sayuri comes in! And she hits Tafae Toa with a Rolling Elbow!! But Tafae Toa is still on his feet!!
Persephone: Alright man, what exactly is he made of again…? Tafae Toa explodes towards the two! But they duck! Tafae Toa hits the ropes and is… SENT OVER WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM SAYURI AND REYLIN!!
(28:23)
Stew-O: And that’s one big man out of the equation for the moment! But.. Igon Mordren hasn’t gone anywhere! He’s making it known as he’s just grabbed Reylin around the waist!! And.. he SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE CANVAS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Gavin Kirkland: Reylin goes crashing down hard! But Sayuri is on the attack as Igon is getting up! She’s throwing Knife Edge Chops and European Uppercuts at Igon Mordren! Igon Mordren is just taking every blow, stumbling back with each blow!!
Persephone: Before.. shoving Sayuri back!! Igon swings for a clothesline!! But Sayuri ducks underneath and rushes the ropes! She comes back to Igon.. LEVELING HIM WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!! Sending Igon tumbling back down onto the canvas! He’s finally down! And Sayuri is back on her feet…
Stew-O: BUT DIEGO MEETS HER WITH A SPRINGBOARD DDT!! Spiking her down onto her head!!
Gavin Kirkland: Where in the hell did he come from…? Or better yet! Where the hell did Winona come from!? CRASHING DOWN ONTO DIEGO MONTANA WITH A FROG SPLASH!!! She hooks the leg looking to get the first pinfall!! Potentially putting herself in the lead…
Persephone: No ma’am… A RUNNING SENTON FROM REI OBORO!! She breaks up the pin, before the referee can even get the count started! Rei Oboro is climbing to her feet now as Winona is instinctively grabbing at her back and rolling off of Diego Montana….
Stew-O: Rei Oboro is calling Winona up onto her feet now, Rei Oboro is dead set on keeping her offense going here as Winona is finally getting to a vertical base. She broke the pin and now is looking to capitalize as she now runs in at Winona!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But Rei Oboro runs STRAIGHT INTO A HUGE BACK ELBOW FROM TAFAE TOA!! Uh oh.. he’s back in this match and he does not look happy one bit. He’s dead set on causing chaos! Tafae Toa grabs Winona and he.. levels her with a Headbutt!! Causing Winona to drop back onto the canvas!
Persephone: Reylin is back into the fray and he’s just rocked Tafae with a European Uppercut! Followed by another one! And another! He’s trying to take him off of his feet.
(27:13)
Stew-O: And that’s one big man out of the equation for the moment! But.. Igon Mordren hasn’t gone anywhere! He’s making it known as he’s just grabbed Reylin around the waist!! And.. he SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE MATCH WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: IGON IS BACK UP BUT LOOK! THERE IS SEXY SAYURI! She leaps on the back of Igon and wraps her arms around his neck! She is looking to try and choke him out, but Igon is backing up and he crushes her against the corner! Sayuri slips down but here comes Rei! Running forearm smash rocks the jaw of Igon!
Stew-O: But Igon sends her crashing to the mat with a massive clothesline!
Persephone: That idiot Diego turns around and is met with a big boot to the face thanks to Reylin! Tafae is right behind him and clubs Reylin in the back of the head with a forearm! Sayuri has gotten back to her feet and she shoves Igon right into Reylin! Tafae takes advantage, with a straight hand to the jaw of Igon and he has him reeling! Another right hand from Tafae! BUT SAYURI! SHE GRABS IGON FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM UP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: TAFAE RIPS SAYURI OFF IGON AND HOISTS HER UP!
Stew-O: But Sayuri fights back with multiple punches to the skull!
Persephone: Rei comes out of nowhere… CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO TAFAE! Sayuri is dropped while Winona is back in the fray! She goes right for Reylin, grabbing him by the hair and tossing him into the corner! Boot after boot connects to the mid-section of Reylin! Igon comes rushing in… CHOPPING THE HELL OUT OF WINONA ACROSS HER BACK! He grabs her by the hair and throws her clear across the ring! Igon goes to pull Reylin out of the corner but Tafae grabs him from behind and wrestles him to the mat!
Gavin Kirkland: He starts throwing haymakers at Igon while Sayuri drags Reylin out of the corner! She works together with Rei to hook Reylin… and both women drop him with a double suplex! Sayuri looks to cover Reylin but Rei kicks her in the skull before grabbing the hair! She goes for a neckbreaker, but Sayuri reverses and grabs the leg!
Stew-O: Rei is planted on top of Reylin thanks to a Northern Lights Suplex!
Persephone: Diego stomps down on Sayuri’s stomach and reaches for her! She tries to fight him off with forearm shots, but Diego with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Sayuri is grabbing her back and it looks like this loser is going to the top rope!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S IT DADDY! LET’S GO DIEGO!
Persephone: You disgust me.
Stew-O: DIEGO WITH ‘LATIN LOVER SPLASH’!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: HE’S CAUGHT… BUT TAFAE! DIEGO IS BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE AS TAFAE GETS HIM IN POSITION… AND THERE’S ‘APAI’!!! THE POP-UP SAMOAN DROP NEARLY PUTS DIEGO THROUGH THE CANVAS AND TAFAE HAS THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND YOUR NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP NUMBER ONE CONTENDER… TAFAE TOA!!!!
(26:28)
Persephone: Unfortunately there’s still a lot of time left on the clock so who knows if this moron can hang on for that long?
Gavin Kirkland: I believe he can :drakelike:!
Stew-O: BUT REI IS LOOKING FOR A ROLL-UP! Tafae is able to roll through! They both scramble to their feet and Tafae goes for a lariat!
Persephone: Rei ducks under… JUST TO EAT A BIG BOOT FROM IGON!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE GOES DOWN HARD AND TAFAE REBOUNDS FROM THE MISSED LARIAT, AND TRIES TO CATCH IGON WITH IT!
Stew-O: IGON DUCKS AS WELL BUT SAYURI OFF THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD ELBOW SMASH! IGON FALLS INTO THE ARMS OF WINONA HENDRICKSON AND WITH THE HELP OF REYLIN… THEY TOSS IGON UP AND DROP HIM THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!
Persephone: REYLIN AND WINONA IMMEDIATELY TURN ON EACH OTHER, THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, WHILE SAYURI IS BROUGHT DOWN BY DIEGO! HE STARTS STOMPING AWAY ON HER WHILE REI ATTEMPTS TO JUMP IN! DIEGO CLOCKS HER WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST AND TOSSES HER RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: DIEGO PULLS SAYURI UP BY THE HAIR BUT SHE PEPPERS HIM WITH A FLURRY OF ALTERNATING FOREARMS! DIEGO IS ABLE TO FEND HER OFF WITH A KICK TO THE MID-SECTION AND A HAMMER-FISTED SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! Poor Sayuri :plead:.
Stew-O: Sayuri is dropped to her knees and Diego turns around… RIGHT INTO CLOTHESLINE FROM REYLIN! Winona jumps on top of Diego and starts throwing lefts and rights, while Reylin takes a hold of the hair. He rakes Winona’s face across the ropes before throwing her right into Tafae’s waiting arms!
Persephone: Belly-to-belly suplex connects! Tafae pops up and goes right for Reylin BUT IGON JUST SLIPPED BACK IN THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: OOOOF! He just DESTROYED the chest of Tafae Toa! Igon is absolutely lighting up the current number one contender, and Rei is back in the ring now too!
Stew-O: LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW FROM REI TO IGON!
Persephone: Well finally someone did something spicy. Shit has no rules and so far we’ve had a snooze-fest.
Stew-O: REI IS LOOKING TO DELIVER ONE TO TAFAE TOO BUT REYLIN SNATCHES HER FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HER CLEAR ACROSS THE RING WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘SAYONARA’!!!! THE KNEE LIFT NEARLY KNOCKS REYLIN OUT AND SAYURI COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HIM… HOOKING THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: TAFAE WAS TOO LATE TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
(24:36)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…. SAYURI HIMURA!!!
Persephone: Your goat lasted like less than five minutes as the contender or whatever.
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t exactly hate this alternative…
Persephone: You seriously give me the ick.
Stew-O: Well Tafae is absolutely enraged that Sayuri managed to snatch the contendership from him and he’s looking to take it out on her!
Gavin Kirkland: Not sure how smart that is because Igon has made it to his feet! Rei is pulling herself up. Diego slipped out of the ring long enough to get a sip of the matcha latte but he is looking around to see if there’s an opening. Sayuri has rolled off Reylin and it’s starting to dawn on her that she is the biggest target in this match!
Persephone: Winona just licked those disgusting lips of hers and she bulldozes Sayuri into the corner!
Stew-O: Winona is just driving her shoulder right into the ribs of Sayuri right now as Sayuri is just trying to get free and not get caught in a fall.
Persephone: Then why did she show up for this match?
Gavin Kirkland: To become Number One Contender. Keep up.
Stew-O: Meanwhile, Winona uses that power to sit Sayuri on the top turnbuckle before climbing up there herself.
Gavin Kirkland: Dangerous territory as Winona has the facelock applied and there isn’t much fight AS BOTH WOMEN COME OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SUPERPLEX!!
Persephone: Neither of them are moving. That is absolutely perfect.
Stew-O: Both women took some damage off of the superplex, but Winona is the first to move AND SHE DRAPES AN ARM OVER SAYURI FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE–
Persephone: She kicked out!
Gavin Kirkland: Very close two count for Winona as she almost became the current Number One Contender there.
Stew-O: Both women are down at the moment as we see the power house Tafae Toa back in the ring. Oh these two are in a mess of trouble.
Persephone: I hope he drives them both through the mat and they never return. That would be so great to see.
Gavin Kirkland: Toa hits the ropes before running to Winona AND LEAVES HIS FEET TO HIT A BEAUTIFUL SPLASH! THAT IS 285 POUNDS LANDING RIGHT ON WINONA!
Stew-O: Winona isn’t moving as Toa picks her up and just dumps her outside the ring with an ugly thud.
Gavin Kirkland: Now he turns his attention to Sayuri, who is the current Number One Contender and picks her up like she was nothing. Toa just tosses her back into the corner as he backs up to the opposite corner.
Persephone: Oh this could be brutal and I am all for it.
Stew-O: TOA RUNS FULL SPEED RIGHT TOWARDS SAORI TO SPLASH HER IN THE CORNER–
Persephone: SHE GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND HE JUST RUNS RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! SHIT, I THINK THE RING JUST SHIFTED A LITTLE BIT! Don’t break the stuff moron!
Gavin Kirkland: That certainly took some damage to Toa as Sayori is right there AND SHE IS JUST DELIVERING KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO TAFAE TOA!
Stew-O: Those chops aren’t having too much effect, but you gotta give her credit. She certainly has a lot of guts.
Persephone: But no freaking brains. She backs up enough TO TRY FOR A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT–
Gavin Kirkland: DIRECT HIT TO THE JAW AND THAT CERTAINLY DID SOMETHING AS TOA BACKS UP IN RECOIL! Sayori decides to try that one more time–
Stew-O: TOA CATCHES HER AND PICKS HER UP TO HIT A MODIFIED FLAPJACK RIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: She might have become a permanent part of the turnbuckle there. See ya, bitch.
Gavin Kirkland: This isn’t good as Sayuri comes stumbling out of the corner as Toa grabs her around the waist AND LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR–
Stew-O: AND DROPS HER WITH THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! SAYURI DRIVEN HARD INTO THE MAT AS HE STARTS TO DROP FOR THE COVER–
Gavin Kirkland: DIEGO MONTANA! DIEGO WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK CATCHING TOA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Diego is back on his feet AS HE HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE AND ACTUALLY SENT TAFAE TOA THROUGH THE ROPES!
Persephone: That’s more than I will ever give that weirdo credit for.
Stew-O: Sayuri is still down in the ring and Diego sees a golden opportunity as he climbs all the way to the top rope.
Persephone: You have got to be joking with me.
Gavin Kirkland: DIEGO SHOWS OFF A LITTLE ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HE LEAPS OFF AND HITS THE LATIN LOVER SPLASH!
Stew-O: DIRECT HIT BY DIEGO AS SHE HOOKS SAYURI’S LEG FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP….DIEGO MONTANA!!!
(20:57)
Persephone: You have got to be fucking joking me. This idiot is currently the Number One Contender.
Gavin Kirkland: Diego is very opportunistic and he took advantage of the situation and now he just needs to survive the rest of the time limit and he is the number one contender!
Stew-O: Here comes Rei Oboro back in the ring AND DIEGO TRIES TO RUN AWAY FROM REI, BUT SHE CATCHES HIM! Rei pulls him in AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON DIEGO!
Gavin Kirkland: Diego is back on his feet AND REI FIRES BACK WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! DIEGO STUMBLES BACK AND SHE HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER CHOP!
Persephone: A few more of those and he might have the big chest he thinks he does.
Stew-O: Rei is being relentless AND DIEGO WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE STOPS REI IN HER TRACKS!
Persephone: She is so short, I thought Diego would be stupid and miss by going right over her head.
Gavin Kirkland: Rei is trying to get the sting out of her eyes as Diego comes out of the corner AND HITS A SLINGBLADE TAKING REI DOWN!
Stew-O: Now Diego hits the ropes and comes back AND DELIVERS A RUNNING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF REI!
Persephone: Now he is just trying to show off.
Gavin Kirkland: Diego is just starting to feel really confident as he brings Rei back to her feet and applies a waistlock BEFORE HITTING A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: REI SENT HEAD OVER HEELS AND NOW THE ARROGANCE IS COMING INTO VIEW AS HE POINTS TO HIS BOOT!
Gavin Kirkland: He is just getting ready for the superkick as Rei starts to get back to her feet AND HE FIRES THE SUPERKICK–
Persephone: SHE DUCKED THE KICK! WHAT AN IDIOT!
Stew-O: Rei is now behind Diego as she PULLS HIM BY THE HAIR AND DOWN INTO THE TEARS IN RAIN! REAR NAKED CHOKE! DIEGO IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT BUT THE FIGHT DOESN’T LAST VERY LONG AS HE TAPS OUT!!
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…. REI OBORO!!!
(18:58)
Persephone: WOW! A Showdown reject from Sunday Night Voltage was willing to tap out for the inferior brand that’s willing to decide to use our people for any brand if people are used to being used if they are to be using this brand that is starting that as legal citizens in the USA like me and you! We can use their energy and then.. REGARDLESS!
Stew-O: Rei Oboro looks to be the current number one contender!!! There’s still plenty of time left in this match but if no one is able to get another fall she’ll be your new number one contender to the New Breed Championship!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT JUST A SECOND!! IGON MORDREN JUST RIGHT BEHIND REI AND DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX!! REI DOWN TO THE MATT AS NOW IGON GRABS A HOLD OF REI AND– IS DELIVERING SOME ANVIL ELBOWS RIGHT TO HER SHOULDER!
Stew-O: Some payback towards Rei for nailing that lowblow to Igon minutes ago! Igon looks irate as HE’S NOW STOMPING RIGHT INTO REI’S SHOULDER!! SERBIAN’S OWN IS OUTAGED!!
Igon Mordren: (off-mic) I AM THE GREATEST WRESTLER ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH, DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT???
Persephone: Alright bro we get it.
Stew-O: Igon is not letting this up as– WAIT REYLIN JUST CAME BACK INTO THE RING AND DELIVERED A SLAP RIGHT TO IGON’S FACE!! THESE TWO CANNOT STAND ONE ANOTHER AS NOW IGON DELIVERS AN OPEN HAND PLAM STRIKE RIGHT BACK!! REYLIN THEN DELIVERS WITH AN ELBOW AS BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING STRIKES TO ONE ANOTHER!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT TAFAE ENTERS BACK INTO THE RING AS WELL AS HE GOES STRAIGHT AFTER IGON AND REYLIN!! SLAPS TO THE BOTH MEN AS– NOW ALL THREE OF THEM ARE TRADING SLAPS WITH ANOTHER! SLAP FROM IGON! SLAP FROM REYLIN! SLAP FROM TAFAE!! THEY SLAPPING MEAT!!
Persephone: Yo??? Pause???
Stew-O: NO PAUSING HERE PERSEPHONE AS– IGON DELIVERS A CHOP TO REYLIN!!! REYLIN GOES DOWN AS TAFAE– TRIES TO FOR THE FORBIDDEN DEATH GRIP– BUT IGON AVOIDS IT AND NAILS HIM WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOP OF HIS OWN!!!!
Persephone: BUT LOOK! REI IS BACK UP FROM HER FEET AND DELIVERS A RUNNING CROSSBODY TO UNSUSPECTING IGON!!
Gavin Kirkland: IGON IS DOWN AS NOW REI LOOKS TO TAKE CARE OF IGON WITH THE TEARS OF RAIN REAR NAKED CHOKE JUST LIKE SHE DID WITH DIEGO–
Stew-O: IGON GETS OUT OF IT QUICKLY AND– NAILS HER WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND– DELIVERS WITH THAT NASTY POWERBOMB!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…. IGON MORDREN!!!
(16:45)
Stew-O: The fans here in Oxford are not happy with that one as now the person who didn’t even wanna participate in this match to begin with is now currently the Number One Contender to the New Breed Championship!
Igon Mordren: (off-mic) THIS IS AMATEUR HOUR!!! I RUN CIRCLES AROUND EVERYONE ELSE HERE!! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??? YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME BETTER COMPETITION!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Igon really put salt in the wound as– OH MY GOD!! SAYURI-CHAN IS BACK IN THE RING AND DELIVERS A RUNNING LARIAT TO IGON!!! IGON IS NO MATCH FOR HER SEXINESS!! DO IT FOR ME SAYURI!!!
Persephone: Okay bro, you gotta relax a little bit.
Stew-O: SAYURI DELIVERS THAT RUNNING LARAIT TO IGON WHO STUMBLES FROM IT AS SAYURI– CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO IGON!! IGON IS STILL ON HIS FEET AS NOW SAYURI– TRIES TO GO FOR A SAITO SUPLEX!!
Persephone: NOPE! Igon lunges an elbow strike to Sayuri’s face as now Igon grabs a hold of Sayuri from behind and goes for a german suplex on her!!
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI LANDS ON HER FEET!! IGON TURNS AROUND AND SAYURI MANAGES TO LAND IZANAMI!! ONE SEXY SPINNING BACKFIST AS NOW IGON GOES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SAYURI GOES FOR THE COVER ON HIM!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEE–
Stew-O: WINONA CAME RIGHT IN TO BREAK IT UP IN TIME!! SAYURI COULD HAVE PINNED IGON RIGHT THERE BUT WINONA HAD OTHER PLANS!! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF SAYURI AND GOES FOR A BACKBREAKER!!
Gavin Kirkland: DON’T COUNT OUT SAYURI!! SHE REVERES IT AND DELIVERS A FOREARM RIGHT IN THE BACK OF WINONA’S HEAD!!! SAYURI NOW GRABS A HOLD OF WINONA AND WHIPS HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER!!!
Persephone: I don’t know what Sayuri is going for here– AND IT WAS A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! IT CONNECTS TO WINONA AS NOW SHE BRINGS HER OVER TO THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: Winona is positioned as Sayuri– MAY BE GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX HERE TOWARDS WINONA!! SHE HAS IN POSITION AND–
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL??? DIEGO MONTANA FROM OUT OF NOWHERE SPRINGBOARD OFF THE ROPES AND FLIPS INTO A SUNSET POWERBOMB TO SAYURI!!! SAYURI IS DOWN AND OUT AS DIEGO HOOKS HER LEG LOOKING TO PIN HER AGAIN TO BE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: BUT WINONA FROM THE TOP ROPE LANDS A FROG SPLASH TO BREAK UP THAT PIN!!! SQUISHING BOTH DIEGO AND SAYURI!! DIEGO ROLLS OUT THE RING AS NOW WINONA BRINGS SAYURI BACK TO HER FEET AND–
Gavin Kirkland: HEAVEN SENT!! POOR SAYURI-CHAN GOES DOWN WITH SITOUT POWERBOMB FROM WINONA AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP….WINONA HENDRICKSON!!!
(14:21)
Stew-O: Winona now is the current number one contender to the New Breed Championship!! We have had so many people get the distinction to be the current holder, trading that spot back and forth until someone remains that holder when the time expires! It’s what makes the scramble match an exciting match prospect!
Persephone: Alright relax nerd.
Gavin Kirkland: Unfortunate Sayuri-Chan got pinned there by Mommy Winona…
Persephone: Those words are not in the bible, what is wrong with you.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t kill my vibe!
Stew-O: Anyways… Winona is now standing in the ring as Rei Oboro has now entered back into the ring after being taken out by Igon Mordren! Rei delivers with a flurry of palm strikes and knife edge chops!! Winona eats them up, in utter pain but is still standing as Rei tries to go for a back elbow of her own– BUT WINONA COUNTERS IT!!
Gavin Kirkland: She delivers with a chop of her own as she brings Rei in– FOR A SEXY URANAGE!! IT BRINGS REI TO THE GROUND!! WINONA BRINGS REI BACK TO HER FEET LOOKING TO HIT THAT WH-103 LIFTING DDT– BUT REI COUNTERS IT WITH A HEATBUTT!! IT STUNS WINONA AND–
Persephone: REI JUST GOT HER FEET SWEEPED BY– IGON FROM THE OUTSIDE!! HE BRINGS REI TO THE OUTSIDE AND SHOVES HER RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Stew-O: Rei had Winona possibly in position for something else but Igon disrupts that as he’s got smug look on his face for doing that just now and–
Persephone: LOOK OUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: WINONA TAKES TO THE SKY AND DELIVERS A TOPE SUICIDA TO IGON!! WINONA IS RUNNING OFF ADRALINE AFTER GETTING HIT WITH THAT HEADBUTT AS IGON DIDN’T SEE IT COMING AS WINONA BRINGS IGON TO HIS FEET AND SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE NEARBY BARRICADE!!! IGON GOES DOWN AS WINONA NOW GOES BACK TO REI AND BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING AND–
Persephone: LOOK OUT!
Stew-O: SWITCHBLADE!!! THE SAMOAN SPIKE CONNECTS FROM REYLIN TOWARDS WINONA HE GOES RIGHT DOWN!!! REYLIN GOES FOR THE COVER ON WINONA!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP….REYLIN ALOALI’I !!!
(12:48)
Stew-O: Reylin now is the current number one contender as everyone in this match has at least earned themselves a fall but of course you only win this match if you remain the number one contender until the time expires. Reylin has no time to rest as Tafae is back in the ring and GOES RIGHT FOR A SUPERKICK!!! IT CATCHES REYLIN OFF GUARD AS TAFAE PICKS REYLIN UP– AND DELIVERS WITH A BODY SLAM!!
Gavin Kirkland: Tafae goes for the cover on Reylin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Reylin gets the shoulders up! Tafae isn’t done yet though as he brings Reylin up to his feet– BUT REI GETS RIGHT BACK AND DELIVERS A KNEE LIFT TOWARDS REYLIN!!! TAFAE TRIES TO GO FOR A CLOTHLINES– BUT REI DODGES IT AND DELIVERS A DROPKICK!! TAFAE GOES TUMBLING TO THE OUTSIDE AS REI ROLLS OUT AND–
Gavin Kirkland: DIEGO COMES FLYING IN WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! IT SENDS REI RIGHT INTO THE GROUND AS DIEGO SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND TRIES TO COVER REYLIN!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Diego tried sneaking that in like we wouldn’t notice.
Stew-O: Reylin kicks out as Diego sees the opportunity as– and goes towards the top rope! He’s looking to hit that Latin Lover Splash again–
BAM!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT IS MET WITH A DINOSAUR DROPKICK FROM IGON MORDREN!!! IGON HITS THAT MIDAIR TOWARDS DIEGO!!! IGON GETS DIEGO UP FOR A POWERBOMB–
Persephone: TAFAE TOA IS ALREADY BACK IN THE RING AND IGON DROPS DIEGO AND NOW IS BRAWLING WITH TAFAE AGAIN!! THEY’RE EXCHANGING LEFT AND RIGHT WITH ONE ANOTHER!!
Stew-O: Just throwing complete haymakers at one another and– WAIT LOOK OUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: WOW!! WINONA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND DELIVERS WITH SKYFALL ON BOTH IGON AND TAFAE!! THEY BOTH GO DOWN AND OUT!!! WINONA GOT ME FEELING SOMETHING!!
Persephone: please don’t say anything else.
Gavin Kirkland: Igon rolls out the way as Winona has her sights on Tafae as she brings him back with all her strength and– LANDS THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!! THE SPIKE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS TO TAFAE AS HE LOOKS DOWN AND OUT!!!
Stew-O: Winona goes for the cover to try and take back the number one contendership!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP….WINONA HENDRICKSON!!!
Stew-O: WINONA GETS THE BACK NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP STATUS AND–
Gavin Kirkland: SAYURI-CHAN!!!
Stew-O: SHE LANDS SAYANORA!! THE KNEE LIFT CONNECTS TO WINONA AS SHE GOES DOWN AND SAYURI GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…. SAYURI HIMURA!!!
(10:06)
Stew-O: AND JUST LIKE THAT WINONA IS NO LONGER NUMBER ONE CONTENDER AS NOW AS IT BELONGS TO SAYURI!! WITH ABOUT TEN MINUTES REMAINING SAYURI JUST NEEDS TO STAY CONTENDER FOR THAT AMOUNT OF TIME AND SHE’LL WIN THIS MATCH!!
Gavin Kirkland: Easier said then done Stew-O as– Igon stands right back up and goes towards Sayuri with a Knife Edge Chop– BUT SAYURI DODGES IT AND GOES FOR A KNIFE CHOP TOWARDS IGON!!!
Persephone: Uh-oh
Stew-O: IT DIDN’T PHASE IGON AS RESPONDS WITH AN OPEN PALM STRIKE RIGHT TO SAYURI’S CHEST!! SAYURI TRIES TO GO FOR A SWING BUT IGON DODGES THAT AND– NAILS SAYURI WITH A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! SAYURI IS IN AGONY AS IGON NOW GRABS A HOLD OF HER RIGHT LEG– AND APPLIES THE SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!!
Gavin Kirkland: DON’T TAP SAYURI!! PLEASE!!!
Stew-O: IGON HAS THAT BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN TIGHT!!! SAYURI IS NOT THE BEST OF POSISTON BECAUSE TAPPING OUT MEANS GIVING UP HER BE THE CURRENT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!
Persephone: Sayuri I think it’s over…
(8:04)
Stew-O: DIEGO JUST SLID BACK INTO THE RING AND NAILED A DROPKICK TO AN UNSUSPECTING IGON!! HE LEANS OVER TO THE ROPES AS DIEGO RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND– DELIVERS DIRTY MAVERICK!! THE TIGER FIENT KICK CONNECTS!!! THIS COULD BE DIEGO’S OPPERTUNITY!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT REI OBORO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE SWEEPS DIEGO OFF HIS LEGS FROM OUTSIDE BEFORE HE COULD EVER AND LAND SOMETHING ELSE TO IGON!!!
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND! HERE COMES REYLIN BACK INTO THE MIX WITH A SUPERKICK TO REI! RIGHT IN THE FACE AND THE BACK OF HER HEAD JUST CRACKS THE FLOOR BELOW!
Persephone: We are just so glad that he’s back. Everybody just sing.
Gavin Kirkland: Diego is still on the apron as he is looking to go after Igon, BUT REYLIN PULLS HIM RIGHT OFF THE APRON AND DIEGO’S FACE JUST CRACKS THE EDGE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Diego bounces hard off the apron as Reylin kicks him and pulls him in for the gutwrench AND HE JUST POWERBOMBED DIEGO ON THE FLOOR! GOOD GAWD!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! NOT DIEGO! CIRCE WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED!
Persephone: Don’t worry. That sloot will probably kiss the boo boo and make it feel better. How disgusting.
(5:57)
Stew-O: Two competitors down on the outside as Reylin rolls into the ring as Igon is now back on his feet and he is looking face to face with Reylin.
Persephone: This is going to be either really good or a big clusterfuck with these two big morons. I am leaning towards the second one.
Gavin Kirkland: Time is slowly ticking down on this match and Sayuri is still the Number One Contender for the time being… but she is in trouble because she is down and still trying to recover from the Boston Crab from earlier.
Stew-O: IGON HITS A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ON REYLIN, BUT REYLIN WANTS ANOTHER! HE WANTS MORE AND IGON IS HAPPY TO OBLIGE WITH ANOTHER CHOP!
Persephone: Of course Reylin wants more. He’s fluent in big stupid glutton for pain.
Gavin Kirkland: Igon is just chopping away at Reylin, BUT REYLIN BLOCKS A CHOP AND COUNTERS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE CHEST! THE FORCE COULD HAVE CAVED IGON’S CHEST IN!
Stew-O: Igon bounces off the ropes and Reylin hoists him onto his shoulder. What power by Reylin as he turns Igon AND DROPS HIM WITH THE SAMOAN DRIVER! ALMOST RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!
(4:19)
Gavin Kirkland: Igon is down once again for the time being and Sayuri is back on her feet in the corner, BUT HERE COMES REYLIN RUNNING IN FOR THE CORNER SPLASH–
Persephone: The idiot missed.
Stew-O: REYLIN FINDS NOTHING BUT THE TURNBUCKLES! Reylin starts stumbling backwards out of the corner AS SAYURI GETS ON HIS BACK AND HAS HIS ARMS HOOKED FOR A CRUCIFIX!!
Persephone: What in the hell is she doing? She doesn’t need to go for a fall on anybody! She’s winning!
Gavin Kirkland: Sayuri is pulling out all stops to try to get the powerful Reylin off of his feet, BUT REYLIN GRABS HER AND PLANTS HER WITH A SAMOAN DROP! OH NO!
Stew-O: Sayuri is down as Reylin picks her up like a sack of potatoes AND DELIVERS THE KILL STRIKE! SAMOAN SPIKE BY REYLIN! THE SWITCHBLADE CONNECT AND REYLIN DROPS INTO THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP…. REYLIN ALOALI’I !!!
(2:58)
Persephone: Gotta tolerate it when the brain cell works overtime and it pays off.
Gavin Kirkland: That couldn’t have come at a better time for Reylin as he is now the Number One Contender. As we saw on the clock just a second ago, we are pretty much into nut cutting time.
Stew-O: Eloquent as always, Gavin.
Persephone: That was so fucking stupid!
Gavin Kirkland: But am I lying. This is going to be tough as the powerful Reylin just needs to survive the remaining minutes of the match and he leaves as the Number One Contender!
Stew-O: These last few minutes might be a cakewalk for Reylin as nobody is on their feet at the moment. It’s like a massacre has occurred all around… and it has.
Persephone: I know and it’s such a beautiful sight to see. This idiot is just standing around waiting for somebody. Keep killing them… WELL WELL WELL!
Gavin Kirkland: OHHHHH BOY! IGON IS BACK ON HIS FEET AND HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY PISSED!
Stew-O: I am not sure if I want to be Reylin right now, but he isn’t going to back up from Igon AND REYLIN IS ON THE OFFENSE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Igon is on the ropes AS REYLIN COMES RUNNING IN FOR THAT RUNNING HIP ATTACK–
Gavin Kirkland: IGON WITH A BIG BOOT THAT JUST CLOBBERED REYLIN IN THE FACE! REYLIN JUST CRASHED AND BURNED RIGHT THERE!
(1:30)
Persephone: He had no idea what hit him… bet he does now.
Stew-O: Igon isn’t stopping! IGON JUST LIFTS REYLIN BACK TO HIS FEET AND TOSSES HIM DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! IGON IS JUST STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF REYLIN!
Persephone: Yeah but we’re almost out of time. If you kill him too much, he still wins. Don’t be stupid!
Gavin Kirkland: Right now I don’t think that Igon even cares about the title shot. If he does, he is making a statement to get it as Igon pulls him up to his feet once again AND DROPS HIM WITH AN STO!
Stew-O: Reylin goes face first into the mat, BUT HE IS STILL MOVING! HOW?
Persephone: Voluntary spasms. The more stupid they are, the more common an occurrence it is.
Gavin Kirkland: Just because you spend a lot of time at the plastic surgeon doesn’t make you an expert on health.
Stew-O: Call it whatever you want, but Igon will not stop. Igon pulls Reylin up to his feet once again and has him around the waist AND LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!
Persephone: Alright, stupid. Now go for the cover and win the match for yourself.
(0:45)
Gavin Kirkland: BUT IGON ISN’T STOPPING! REYLIN IS BARELY MOVING AS IGON PULLS HIM TO HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: Igon is bringing Reylin in once again with the gutwrench AND LIFTS HIM UP AGAIN AND PLANTS HIM WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB! THAT ONE COULD HAVE PUT REYLIN THROUGH THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Reylin could get comfortable there. He isn’t moving now. You have made your point. Just pin the man and win.
Persephone: OHHH YE OF LITTLE BRAIN! HE ISN’T DONE YET! NOW LET’S GET TO THE BLOODBATH!!
Stew-O: WHAT IS IGON DOING? IGON IS PULLING REYLIN TO HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN! IGON YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH!
(0:30)
Persephone: I hate all of the dumbasses, but this? This I can somewhat tolerate, especially if it puts him in the hospital.
Gavin Kirkland: Igon pulls him in one more time with the gutwrench AND HE LIFTS REYLIN UP ONCE AGAIN AND HITS REYLIN WITH A THIRD POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: IGON HAS JUST COMPLETED DECIMATED REYLIN RIGHT THERE WITH THAT ONSLAUGHT OF AN ATTACK LEADING TO THE FINALE OF THREE POWERBOMBS!! IGON JUST STORMS OFF, NOT EVEN GOING FOR THE COVER!!!
Persephone: WHAT IN THE HELL??
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK! SOMEONE HAS JUST CRAWLED INTO THE RING! I CAN’T REALLY TELL WHO IT IS!!
(0:05)
Stew-O: NOT ONLY CRAWLING INTO THE RING! THEY GET THE COVER ON REYLIN! BUT WILL THEY BEAT THE TIME! OHH IT’S GOING TO BE CLOSE!
(0:03)
OOONNNEEE!!!
(0:02)
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
(0:01)
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(0:00)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The time has run out and the referee is talking to Bella Braxton. She nods and announces the final decision of the match.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen. The time limit has expired. So the winner of this match….
Bella Braxton: And the Number One Contender for the New Breed Championship….
(The crowd is silent as they wait to see who won the match.)
Bella Braxton: …WINONA HENDRICKSON!!
Stew-O:: WINONA HAS WON THIS MATCH AND IS OFFICIALLY THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!! IGON MORDREN JUST COMPLETELY DESTROYED REYLIN AS HE’S NOW STORMING OUT THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Winona with a big win here tonight as she now looks to be next in line to challenge for the EAW New Breed Championship! That was some crazy ass shit, it was wild but in the end it was Winona who left the Territorial Invasion and this scramble match as the winner!
Persephone: Ehhhh.
Stew-O: Regardless, Congrats to Winona for winning tonight’s New Breed Scramble match, as she is the new number one contender for the title!
(Winona slowly stands up before getting her arm raised by the referee as the crowd cheers her on! Igon has already left the ring while the other competitors watch ringside, seeing Winona celebrate her victory. Territorial Invasion soon fades out.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
