Showdown

(EAW intro plays)

(Showdown opens up with a recap of last week’s show. Pandora goes crazy, shouting loudly at Kennedy wanting an opportunity back at the world championship after getting screwed, before Kennedy gives her the idea to go after Caroline after she screwed her and Pandora takes that idea for now. Vincent Mondrian defeats Matthew Kazama, Damien Kutcher and Cynthia Valice after the masked person screws Cynthia. Joso and Impact brawl again, Kennedy has enough and confirms the two are indeed in the Grand Rampage match. Halsey Neel defeats Nico Vail. CMZ and Clayton have another back and forth with Clayton standing tall after a cheap shot. Brianna Hill versus Donovan Duke ends in a no contest after the Showdown participants from the Grand Rampage match attack and a huge brawl breaks out between everyone. Daryl and Ryan have a contract signing for their title match, as it ends in a respectful handshake between the two. In the main event, Joso defeats Harper Lee by countout after Bea got her revenge on her, and Impact attacks Joso after the match. Finally, in the closing segment, Jake Smith celebrates his championship win, talks shit to everyone, and celebrates with Caroline somewhat looking conflicted. Veena interrupts though, demanding a rematch after Jake stole that championship, Jake is clearly denying Veena getting that chance before Pandora suddenly comes in, lays out Caroline and then Veena does the same to Jake, as Veena and Pandora stand tall together to end the show.

(The recap ends, and it is replaced with the song “Brick Wall” by a Day to Remember, as the camera pans around the inside of the Wintrust Arena in Chicago, Illinois. Fireworks shoot out of the entrance stage as the camera pans around the excited crowd cheering loudly. The camera ends up panning over to the commentary table with Deadprez, Gavin Kirkland and Sienna Swann, as they eventually speak up.)

Deadprez: WELCOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TO SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN! OH YEAH, DAWG! WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE GO-HOME SHOW TO GRAND RAMPAGE!!!

Gavin Kirkland: AND TONIGHT WE HAVE… no matches for you, sadly.

Sienna Swann: But we are going to catch up with some of our beautiful and very ugly superstars here in Showdown as they prepare for Grand Rampage next week!

Gavin Kirkland: LET’S START OFF THIS SHOW THEN WITH… sigh, Jake Smith. 

(Showdown now focuses towards the stage after the introductions have been given, as then “Stop Breathing” by Playboi Carti plays on the speakers, and a huge wave of boos is heard all around the arena. Jake Smith walks forward now, an annoyed expression on his face as he looks at the people booing him, obviously he is not affected by what other people think of him, but he is more annoyed about what happened last week on Voltage. He steps forward just as Caroline moves along and then stands right beside him, her cold gaze and expressionless look not leaving her face at all. Jake lets the camera move down and focus on the World Championship around his waist. Pyro shoots all around him as he poses with his arms to the side before finally moving forward with Caroline.)

Gina Romano: PLEASE WELCOME TO THE RING, THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, JAKEEEEEEEEEE SMIIIIIIIIIIITHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: I have a smile right now on my face. Both for seeing Jake that way and also seeing the beautiful Caroline!

Sienna Swann: She looks annoyed herself, sweetie.

Gavin Kirkland: Is it? That is usually the face that she has all the time.

Deadprez: Well, back to the topic at hand, we have seen Jake Smith and Caroline try their chance at achieving the Unified Tag Team Championships but thanks to Veena Adams, the two

of them were not able to achieve the win and the championships themselves. Personally, kind of deserved, and I think he wants to voice out his frustrations to the world around now. Even though the crowd isn’t really pleased to hear him right now.

(Jake and Caroline finally arrive and enter inside of the ring, as finally his music dies down and

the crowd is heard booing loudly, Jake paces around for a moment while holding

the microphone in his hand, kind of looking down, almost thoughtful and trying

to process the best thing to say in this situation…)

Jake Smith: I HOPE VEENA ADAMS KILLS HERSELF!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Never mind, he really wasn’t going to think his words through.)

Jake Smith: WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?! Trying to ruin the Jake Smith Show re-run with her stupid ego, her stupid face, her stupid name, her stupid family. SHE IS THE SCUM OF THE

WORLD THAT SHOULD NOT BE ALIVE! Because me and Caroline were going to win the Unified Tag Team Championships, you were going to see 2 Belt Jake Smith in all of its glory, but guess what? NOOOO, she just had to be a fucking bitch who can’t deal with loss after almost an entire year of people sucking her up and making her believe she is more than what she is, and now, she is going to go for ‘revenge’, she is going to ‘get her title back’. And then she is going to manipulate people with nostalgia on how she was good at one point for years on end. But you know what, that is fine! We are still continuing to push forward, we are still going to continue to win! The Jake Smith Show is going to continue to be the one under the spotlight!

Jake Smith: And best of all… I actually didn’t get pinned in that match, so personally I don’t count it.

(At that moment Caroline gives a side eye to Jake, a confused expression on her face and even her gaze turning into a death stare for a few seconds before she turns back and keeps her thoughts to herself. Jake now puts up a confident grin.)

Jake Smith: So guess what? If Veena doesn’t kill herself any sooner, then you best believe that I am going to be the one that kills her career instead! I am going to go to Grand Rampage and then beat her straight up, one on one, as the greatest wrestler that has ever crossed this damn company! And then I am going to once more be at the main event of Pain for Pride, and win yet again-

(At that moment, “7 Rings” by Ariana Grande plays on the speakers to a huge wave of cheers now. Jake turns back to the stage and the grin has quickly disappeared off of his face. Veena Adams comes out of the entrance stage with a pissed off look on her face, holding already a microphone in her hand and showing that she isn’t willing to play any games right now, especially after the bullshit that Jake Smith has tried to play on her. She gives a signal for them to cut her music off before finally, she walks forward as she raises her microphone to her lips, seemingly thinking through as well on the right words to say-)

Veena Adams: SHUT THE HELL UP, JAKE!

Crowd:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Veena already arrives to the ring, going up the steel steps and then stepping through the ropes,

Caroline and Jake standing their ground as Veena flips her hair to the side and she glares at him.)

Veena Adams: You are a womanizer piece of shit that needs to be burned alive, because if you ever pass away your body should not be left in any piece, all of it until there is no ash! Many years of being an overgrown baby that doesn’t know how to treat women right, and will never learn how to treat them! I will truly pray for the day that comes that no one arrives to your funeral, and that you can’t even afford a casket! You are truly like, one of the most gigantic fakers in this entire company, so you have to steal from those most talented than you, like me, so you can get any bit of that fame that you can’t live without! YOU STOLE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FROM ME! The woman that is right beside you is the reason why you have that in your waist, and you treat her as nothing more than a tool! And by the way, Caroline, it makes you look useless as well that you are still with literal dirt that has gained consciousness. Genuinely, all of this trouble, just so that I can make Jake Smith the shortest reigning Answers World Champion!

(The crowd continues to support as Jake holds up both of his hands, turning to Caroline for a few seconds trying to convince her to not listen to Veena before he turns back to look at her.)

Jake Smith: You throw at me all of those insults right now, but let’s be honest, you are just mad that someone you beat previously finally stopped your charade. And guess what shit for brains, you will just never get what it means to get better. Sure, you can try and make me believe I am wrong in that aspect, repeat for a millionth time how much progress you have made, but it is not to the Jake Smith standard. I, one day, woke up. Accepted that I was wrong. Truly reminded me myself who the fuck I really am and guess what? I got this in my waist to prove it. You just

can’t compare to the progress Jake Smith can make, you can’t reach that level of truly bringing yourself out of the depths and then being the guy just with a simple thought.

Veena Adams: YOU?! The guy? Really then? Is continuing to play tricks your answer to being the guy? Is bringing this brand to an untimely death with Jake Smith at the top being the guy? You are only capable of being the guy, holding that championship through sheer coincidence. Can I see all of that progress you talk about? Please, I beg! Show me right now! Prove to me that you aren’t just Veena Adams’ little bitch!

(Veena steps forward, glaring forward at Jake now. Jake steps back, a small staredown between the two, just before he lets out a laugh, and turns away-)

Deadprez: JAKE SMITH GRABBED CAROLINE AND THEN THROWS HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF VEENA!

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL?????

Sienna Swann: RUDE! The two women go down and Veena tries to scurry up!

Deadprez: JAKE SMITH WITH THE “STARMAKER”-

Gavin Kirkland: NO! MY GOAT PUSHES JAKE BEFORE CAN GET IT! AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES- RIGHT INTO A SPEAAAAARRRRR!!!!

Deadprez: THE CROWD ARE UP THEIR FEET NOW! VEENA TRIES TO SNATCH JAKE’S ARM- AND THEN GO FOR “KILLER QU-“

Sienna Swann: NO! JAKE SMITH GRABS THE ROPE WITH HIS OTHER ARM IN TIME AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THERE! SO CLOSE!

(Jake quickly retreats now and backs away up the ramp, Caroline holding her jaw in confusion and anger after what Jake just did, as she is forced to follow after him as well. “7

Rings” plays once more in the speakers, Veena shouting directly towards Jake as

he leaves, getting right on top of the ropes and then signaling that the title

will be back on her waist. She poses towards the cheering crowd one last time

as Showdown fades to commercials.)

(‘New Devil’ by Asking Alexandria feat. Maria Brink of In This Moment echoes through the arena as Daryl Kinkade emerges in a tailored suit, the championship draped over his shoulder, striding forward with confident poise.)

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME… EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… DARYL KINKADE!

Gavin Kirkland: We are just one week away from what promises to be a compelling championship match, as Daryl Kinkade is set to defend the National Elite Championship against Ryan Joseph Wilson!

Deadprez: Let’s hear what the champion has on his mind tonight.

Sienna Swann: Well, I will give him this, sweetie, this might be the first time he has dressed in something remotely acceptable. Usually, he looks like a goddamn geek.

(Daryl steps into the ring, taking a moment to absorb the atmosphere as he nods, then reaches for a microphone and prepares to speak.)

Daryl Kinkade: Just one week away from Grand Rampage, bruv. Another grand stage for me to solidify my reign with a definitive defense against whoever they decide to throw my way. And this time, it’s Ryan Joseph Wilson again. I’ll tell you what, he’s one hell of a fighter. So I want him out here, face to face, one last time tonight.

(Daryl tilts his head toward the stage, his gaze fixed with intent.)

Daryl Kinkade: Come on out, Ryan. Let’s have a proper chat.

(‘Legendary’ by Skrillex hits as Ryan Joseph Wilson steps out, dressed in a simple T-shirt and his usual attire. He acknowledges the crowd, glancing around and waving as he makes his way down the ramp.)

Gavin Kirkland: And here comes Ryan Joseph Wilson! The champion called him out, and now we’re about to hear Wilson’s side of things!

Sienna Swann: Jesus Sweetie, the contrast between these two is genuinely offensive to the eyes. One looks refined, the other looks like he wandered out of a clearance aisle. Gavin, you agree with me, don’t you?

Gavin Kirkland: I mean… you always have a point, Sienna!… Though! I will say, Ryan’s got that rugged thing going on… but not quite on your level, of course. You’re a real life ANGEL!

Deadprez: Let’s see what Ryan has to say here.

(Wilson steps into the ring, standing face to face with Daryl Kinkade, who subtly adjusts his championship before beginning the exchange.)

Daryl Kinkade: Ryan, I genuinely appreciate you coming out here. Despite the tension and everything at stake, you might be the most welcome challenger I’ve had in quite some time. The past few months have been turbulent, far too many headaches, far too much chaos, bruv. But now, standing across from someone like you, someone who actually understands what it means to be a champion and someone capable of giving me a true sense of competition… it feels refreshing. And I’m sure you feel the same, right?

(Kinkade gestures for Ryan to speak, lowering his microphone and giving him the floor. Wilson takes a moment to process those words before slowly nodding.)

Ryan Joseph Wilson: You’re right. It does feel good. Facing someone who has changed, someone who finally understands what it takes to be a champion, and what it feels like to be the one chasing instead of holding it. You know what it’s like to be in those shoes, climbing all the way back to the top.

(Wilson rubs his nose slightly, reflecting on his journey before looking back at Daryl with a more resolute expression.)

Ryan Joseph Wilson: Ever since I lost the EAW New Breed Championship, I’ve been clawing my way back. Scratching, rebuilding, trying over and over again. There were moments I nearly disappeared from this company entirely, moments where I thought I had my chance again… and still fell short. But I kept going. I kept rebuilding, reshaping myself into the best version I can possibly be. I kept standing. I kept fighting to get back to where I once was, and to reclaim that lost glory. I’ve been trying, Daryl. Harder than ever. I’ve given everything I have, my entire life, to prove to these people and to prove to myself that I still have what it takes to be a champion, and to achieve my goal! At Grand Rampage, that day… IS MINE!

(The crowd erupts in cheer as Daryl nods firmly, taking in both the reaction and Ryan’s words before responding.)

Daryl Kinkade: Here’s the thing, Ryan… I feel the same.

(Daryl pauses for a brief moment, gathering his thoughts before continuing.)

Daryl Kinkade: I’ve been there. I’ve walked through the darkest alleys imaginable just to find that light again, the one that still burns brightly enough for me to reach it. Standing here now, calling myself a champion once more, it took me years to get back to this position. So I understand exactly where you’re coming from. Everything you’ve said makes sense. I know how you feel right now. You believe this is your moment, the moment where everything finally comes together. But right now, that is still just speculation. You don’t truly know what awaits you at Grand Rampage. And the only thing I can tell you is this… *be careful about what you’re stepping into.*

(Ryan nods at his words as Daryl raises his index finger, signaling that he is not finished yet.)

Daryl Kinkade: However, we are going to have a great fight, Ryan. We are going to give the crowd exactly what they want. That is what you need as well. We are going to give them a spectacle they will not forget, this title match between the two of us. We are going out there to FUCKING WRESTLE, bruv!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Daryl Kinkade: With that being said, we are going to do this like proper gentlemen.

(Daryl extends his hand.)

Daryl Kinkade: Wish you the best of luck, bruv. I am looking forward to this match.

(Ryan looks down at the offered hand, visibly at ease. A small smile forms as he nods and shakes Kinkade’s hand, the crowd applauding their sportsmanship and mutual respect.)

Ryan Joseph Wilson: You too, man.

(Wilson begins to turn away….)

Daryl Kinkade: But one more thing.

(… But Daryl does not release his grip. Ryan turns back, only to be yanked in as Kinkade suddenly drives a sharp elbow into his skull. Ryan collapses to the mat, clutching his head in confusion.)

Ryan Joseph Wilson: (Off-Mic) What did you…

(Wilson groans as Daryl kneels in front of him, lowering the championship into view.)

Daryl Kinkade: Always watch your back. Do not… EVER… underestimate me, bruv.

(Kinkade drops the microphone, rises to his feet, and slings the title over his shoulder before turning to leave. Ryan remains seated, holding his head as he glances back.)

Gavin Kirkland: Well, I suppose that is how this confrontation concludes. We are heading into Grand Rampage, and these two are set to tear the house down-

(CRACK!!!!)

Sienna Swann: Oh my!

Deadprez: Wilson just dropped him!

(Wilson springs up and connects with a Helluva Kick to Daryl as he is on his way out, sending the champion crashing to the outside. Kinkade clutches the back of his head in intense pain, looking up in shock. Ryan, now standing tall, retrieves the microphone… then slowly breaks into a smile.)

Ryan Joseph Wilson: (Off-Mic) Back at you, champ.

(Ryan tosses the microphone aside and celebrates with the crowd before turning back toward Daryl. Kinkade, still holding his head, nods and smirks as he picks up his championship. The two lock eyes once more as the tension lingers. Showdown fades to commercial break.)

(Backstage, the camera fades in to reveal Kyra Phillips standing by with a microphone in hand. On either side of her stand the New Breed Champion Clayton Golde, title draped arrogantly over his shoulder, and his challenger Christian Miyazaki, standing focused with an intense glare locked onto the champion.)

Kyra Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I am joined by the New Breed Champion, Clayton Golde, and his challenger, Christian Miyazaki. Tonight marks the final opportunity for both men to speak before their upcoming championship match at Grand Rampage. Christian, I’ll start with you. You’re stepping into this match with a lot on your shoulders. Clayton Golde being the New Breed Champion and you being relevant to this company. What is your mind like going into a match like this?

(Christian doesn’t even look at Kyra at first, his eyes still locked on Clayton before he finally steps forward.)

Christian Miyazaki: I have no doubt in my mind that I am capable. I earned this. I fought for this opportunity, I fought my way through everything put in front of me, and now I’m standing here looking at the man who’s been pretending to be a champion this entire time.

(Clayton scoffs loudly, shaking his head as Christian continues.)

Christian Miyazaki: Let’s be honest, Clayton, you’ve been skating by. Flashy, loud, arrogant…but when it comes down to it? You’re not capable of carrying that title the way it’s supposed to be carried. You don’t represent anything except your own ego. And I get it, this Championship is a big accomplishment for you and you want to show that off to everyone. But let me tell you something, your time under this spotlight is over. You got one up on me, and I got one on you. But at Grand Rampage, I end this once and for all.

(Christian steps a little closer, tone sharpening.)

Christian Miyazaki: And when I take that Championship? I’m going to show everyone exactly what a real New Breed Champion looks like.

(Clayton slowly claps, a smug grin spreading across his face.)

Clayton Golde: Wow. That was… really inspiring. Really, this is not sarcasm at all. You’ve got heart, kid, I’ll give you that. But let me make something perfectly clear to you.

(He adjusts the title on his shoulder, looking Christian up and down dismissively.)

Clayton Golde: Heart doesn’t win championships, if it did then a bunch of incel losers like you would be holding this Championship. No, what wins Championships is people like me. Who has talent and the good looks to carry this division to the salvation that it deserves. You want to come to me, and tell me you earned this? Please. You got lucky that you were in the ring with amateurs, you got hot at the right place at the right time, and now you’re standing next to greatness acting like you belong here. Hell, even in the same conversation as me.

(Clayton leans in slightly, voice filled with arrogance.)

Clayton Golde: You don’t belong in my ring. You don’t belong in my spotlight. And you definitely don’t belong anywhere near my championship. You call yourself the GOD of the ring mat. But what you are, is the BUM that I am going to heat to continue my historic reign.

(Christian smirks slightly, unfazed.)

Christian Miyazaki: Funny…because every time we’ve been in the same space, you haven’t been able to put me down for good. And that scares you, doesn’t it? You know that even when you call yourself the best, it isn’t really true isn’t it. Because despite how good you think they are. You can’t prove it, especially against a man as great as me.

(The smirk on Clayton’s face fades just a bit.)

Christian Miyazaki: You know what that makes you Clayton, a fraud. A big phony. That talks so much, to distract from the fact that without that title. You are seen as nothing more than an annoying Internet personality. Not a wrestler, but someone to laugh at. And I will laugh at you at Grand Rampage, when I prove without a shadow of a doubt. That I am the GOD of the ring mat!

(There’s a tense pause. Clayton slowly smirks, adjusting his Championship as he lets out a fake amused chuckle.)

Clayton Golde: You know it’s funny, because a lot of people love to underestimate me. Call me a fraud, love to think they can step into that ring and best me. Take my Championship because they think that they deserve it more. But every single time, I manage to win. Because I am smarter than them, I am better than them, there is no one in this division that can touch me. You may think you’re special but you aren’t. You are just like everyone else that thinks they have what it takes.

(Clayton steps closer to Christian with a smirk.)

Clayton Golde: But if you think you are truly the one, then show me because I am getting bored—

(Clayton suddenly swings for a CHEAP SHOT! Christian stumbles back but immediately fires back with a right hand of his own! The two explode into a full-on brawl backstage, throwing punches wildly as Kyra quickly scrambles out of the way!)

(Christian drives Clayton back into a production crate! Clayton shoves him off and tackles him into a stack of equipment! Clayton swings again! Christian ducks and drives him into the wall, both men trading heavy shots back and forth with no signs of stopping!)

(Suddenly, a wave of security rushes in—grabbing both men and trying to pull them apart!)

Security: BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!

(Christian is being restrained, still trying to lunge forward!)

Christian Miyazaki: (off mic) I’m taking that title from you! Enjoy it while you still can Clayton!

(Clayton, held back on the other side, shouts over the chaos!)

Clayton Golde: (off mic) You’re not on my level! You never will be! I put an end to you at the Grand Rampage!

(The two continue to struggle against security, shouting at each other as the tension remains sky-high.  The final shot lingers on Clayton clutching his championship, yelling over security at Christian, who glares back with pure determination. The screen fades to black.)

(The camera cuts to ringside where Gina Romano is in the ring.)

Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen at this time please wel-

( “Just Stop” by Disturbed hits to heavy boos from the crowd. )

Deadprez: Well, I think we all know who that is. She is not wasting any time interrupting poor Gina like that.

Sienna Swann: Gina is just wasting her time sweetie. Like you said everyone knows who this fabulous woman is.

Gavin Kirkland: Just like you Sienna, everyone takes notice when she enters a room!

( Pandora Paisley is shown making her way down to the ring. She is soon followed after by Silas Mason which causes the crowd to boo even louder. )

Pandora Paisley: Cut my music! Cut my damn music!

(The music fades as Pandora enters the ring with a microphone. However, her music is replaced by loud booing and she is forced to wait for the crowd to stop before she is able to talk.)

Pandora Paisley: Are you finished? Shut the hell up and let me speak. I wish we were in England right now.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Pandora Paisley: I don’t have time to waste with you idiots. Last week I showed that skank Caroline who the baddest bitch really is. She ain’t shit, love and I proved that when I laid her out in front of the entire world. But don’t think I am just being petty. Because Caroline deserved exactly what she got. I mean Caroline has always been kind of pathetic, but I have to imagine that lying there at me feet having been served with the CATastrophe was really rock bottom for her. I bet she is really embarrassed and humiliated and she should be.

Silas Mason: (off-mic) YES SHE SHOULD!!!

Pandora Paisley: You are quite right Silas. Caroline got what she deserved because she screwed me two weeks in a row. Not just once. Not just twice. And that does not sit well with me. I mean what did you expect me not to do something about it? Come on. You all know me better than that. You screw me once shame on you. Screw me twice… well you know you better not screw me again. So, I made sure that the universe was course corrected when I laid out Caroline. I am sure Caroline is plotting some kind of petty revenge though. She can’t just move on and take the L like a champ. She’s an egomaniac after all. But I’m not going to give her the opportunity to jump me with some cowardly bitch made attack. So, get your ass out here Caroline right fucking now. I am going to lay the smackdown on you.

(Pandora waits for Caroline to come out.

Pandora Paisley: I WON’T BE SCREWED AGAIN! GET OUT HERE CAROLINE!!!-

( ‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie hits as Pandora Paisley smirks in the ring pleased that she is getting what she wants. )

Sienna Swann: Now I don’t know if this is such a good idea. I mean we saw how things ended for Caroline last week. Does she really want more of this smoke?

Deadprez: Well, there were various circumstances that led to what happened last week. This is a face to face confrontation and very differently.

Gavin Kirkland: It looks like she is taking your advice my beloved Sienna. She isn’t even going to the ring.

(Caroline comes out to her music but doesn’t go down to the ring. Instead, she is shown holding a microphone on the stage.)

Caroline: Greetings Pandora. How are you this fine evening?

Pandora Paisley: ??? What is your problem?

Caroline: Oh nothing. But you most certainly should not have attacked me my dear Pandora. That was most unwise. You shall not do such a thing to me again? I am of course asking this of you, not demanding. Please take my words into consideration.

Pandora Paisley: Oh, nah, flower, you are freaking me the hell out. Why the hell are you so calm?

Caroline: Well, I am sure you would have liked to get under my skin. But I am not going to allow such events to happen on my watch. Please do better in the future. What happened last week was most unbecoming of one such as you Pandora.

Pandora Paisley: I don’t care. I made sure to eliminate you out of the equation. I am going after the Answers World Championship. Stay mad about that cunt,

(Caroline smiles and shakes her head disappointed in Pandora’s words. Pandora is getting further enraged by Caroline’s unbothered demeanor clearly this was not what she expected or wanted to happen.)

Caroline: Oh Pandora… You really are something aren’t you? You just do not seem to understand the things are you dealing with. Of course you can be made to understand. But true understanding comes from within. I hope you will consider my words carefully and thoughtfully.

Pandora Paisley: I will consider putting your words up your arse you dumb bi-

(However, Pandora’s words trail off as Kennedy Street emerges from behind Caroline. Pandora looks confused to be seeing the General Manager out here at this point.)

Kennedy Street: Now hold on a minute there Pandora! I see you down there flapping your gums and talking your smack! And I think we have all heard just about enough of it! Now you are heading to Grand Rampage, and you might think that you are in line for an Answers World Title shot. But Kennie is afraid that is just not the case! At Grand Rampage… you will be going one on one… with CAROLINE!

Crowd: ASFSAFSAFSAPFJSOPAFJPSOAFJPSOAFJPOSA

Caroline: A wise choice of match indeed if I do say so myself Kennedy.

Kennedy Street: Why thank you Caroline. Kennie is awfully grateful.

Pandora Paisley: Yeah! Well, that is good! That is great! But guess what. I’m not doing it!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Pandora Paisley: I’m not doing it because I want to KILL you Caroline! I’ll do you one better Kennedy! I want YOU in a Street Fight, bitch!

Kennedy Street: Oh yeah? Well, I’ll do you one better Pandora! The winner of the match gets a shot at the Answers World Championship!

Caroline: Well, I’ll do you one better Kennedy! I will take your job as General Manager!

Kennedy Street: … Nice try.

Caroline: I actually don’t have the power to do that. I just wanted to keep escalating things…

Pandora Paisley: Well, that sounds fine with me Kennedy. I just hope you know what you are asking for. Because I am going to obliterate Caroline and then I am going to be the new Answers World Champion and I hope you are all ready for the reign of terror that will be the reign of Pandora Paisley. Just remember what you dumb blonde bitches are asking for.

Caroline: Kennedy… Are you sure about this? I’m not so sure we have to involve the Answers World Championship. I mean maybe if it was a couple weeks ago but given the situation now…

Pandora Paisley: Oh, look she’s scared. I don’t blame you though.

Caroline: I’m not scared. It’s just-

(Caroline looks annoyed by Kennedy Street’s announcement that this is now a number one contender’s Street Fight at Grand Rampage for a future shot at the Answers World Title.)

( ‘Stop Breathing’ by Playboi Carti hits to even heavier boos from the crowd. )

Deadprez: Well, it was only a matter of time before the new Answers Champ himself came out. He’s being told that he has to defend his title against one of these two and he is visibly unhappy about it.

Jake Smith: Now Kennie… I know you are a smart woman. You really don’t think that this is such a good idea now do you? I mean I already have to defend my title against Veena at the Grand Rampage. We should be focusing on that not setting up another title defense down the line. Once I defeat her I can’t imagine there will be any other challengers for some time.

Kennedy Street: Come on now Jake. You know that is not how that works. Don’t you want to be a fighting champion?

Jake Smith: No Kennedy. I don’t. I think that is stupid. I’ve already beaten everyone who matters anyway.

Kennedy Street: I mean would it really be so bad for you to defend your title against Caroline? Kennie doesn’t think that would be so bad…

Pandora Paisley: SHE’S NOT GOING TO BEAT ME ANYWAY! YOUR ARSE IS MINE JAKE!!

Jake Smith: Look I just think it’s a bad idea okay. And I’m the champion so what I say should matter. Why are you not understanding this Kennedy?

Kennedy Street: Come on Jake. Be reasonable about this. Defend your title like a man. If Caroline or Pandora wins then they deserve a shot don’t you think?

Jake Smith: No? Why the hell should anyone get a shot against me? I don’t mean anything by it Caroline though. Just… I’m sure you will get a shot one day. Maybe when I’m not the champion anymore. That could be awhile tho…

(Caroline looks hurt and confused by the words that Jake Smith is saying to her. She looks like she is going through an existential crisis. Pandora Paisley and Silas Mason are shown smirking in the ring clearly loving what is happening.)

Kennedy Street: Out of Kennie’s way Jake. My word is final!

(Kennedy Street storms off with Jake Smith chasing after her continuing to complain but to no avail. Caroline continues to stare off into space looking annoyed at the smirks coming from Pandora and Silas in the ring. Caroline eventually leaves.)

Pandora Paisley: Welp… get yourselves ready. You are looking at the new champ!

( “Just Stop” by Disturbed hits to heavy boos from the crowd as Silas Mason is shown making a belt hand gesture around the waist of Pandora indicating she is the future Answers World Champion. )

Deadprez: Damn that is a lot of drama going on. But it seems that the Answers World Title situation is very much up in the air. Jake Smith has to somehow go through Veena Adams at the Grand Rampage if he wants to prove his reign was a fluke and given Veena was the most dominant champion in a long time I don’t even know if he will have to worry about Pandora or Caroline!

Sienna Swann: I just hope that whatever comes of this mess we get a World Champion who actually looks the part. I mean this four foot whatever gnome does not seem like a good representative of Showdown to me sweetie.

Gavin Kirkland: I’m getting surgery to break my leg bones to add a few inches my queen. I know you like tall guys and I’m here for you!

Sienna Swann: Good for you Gavin!

Deadprez: Well Gavin will be on crutches for a few months it seems. But I have to wonder what Caroline is thinking now after Jake Smith seemed so opposed to her getting a title shot against him! Seems very disrespectful to me!

(The camera cuts to a commercial for the upcoming Street Fight between Pandora Paisley and Caroline at the Grand Rampage. )

(The camera has cut back from commercial break to a wide shot of the arena before coming down and focusing on the ring. In the ring, there is a long black table with two leather chairs on opposite sides and the crowd is buzzing because this setup only means one thing. At the head of the table stands Sienna Swann holding the folder containing the contract. She looks out towards the crowd before she lifts her microphone to begin speaking.)

Sienna Swann: Sweeties, we had so much fun last week with the contract signing that with Grand Rampage only one week away, we are going to do it all over again tonight with another official contract signing for a match at Grand Rampage.

Sienna Swann: Unlike last week’s match, this match is built between two competitors who flat out HATE each other. This rivalry has been filled with so much animosity and so much hatred that this match will be NO HOLDS BARRED!

(The crowd cheers loudly at the announcement and the violence that can come from a No Holds Barred match.)

Sienna Swann: Now, sweeties, let’s not waste anymore time and bring out the competitors in the No Holds Barred Match. First, she is a former World Champion. Here is BEA VALENTINE!

(“Gloria” by the London Symphony Orchestra starts to play as Bea Valentine enters the arena to very loud cheers and a strong ovation from the crowd. She nods in acknowledgement towards the fans, but her eyes tell another story as she heads to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: Here comes the beautiful Bea Valentine coming to the ring and saying that Bea and Harper hate each other is putting it VERY mildly. They are going to rip each other apart and I just hope it’s the clothes. WOOOOOOO!

Deadprez: You are such a sick and strange man sometimes, dawg. But be that as it may, this is the third marquee event in a row that these two will be competing against each other. They fought to a no contest at King of Elite. They killed each other at Reasonable Doubt and now they are going to go at it one more time at Grand Rampage.

Gavin Kirkland: Some would say this match is going to get ugly even with these beauties, but I know what they mean. They want at each other in the worst way and now it’s about to be official one more time.

(Bea enters the ring and takes her seat at the table as she nods towards Sienna. The crowd is still cheering loudly for Bea as her music fades off.)

Sienna Swann: Thank you, Bea. Now allow me to introduce Bea’s opponent at Grand Rampage. She represents…ugh… Silas World. She is HARPER LEE!

(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics starts playing and any cheers that were around for Bea are completely gone and have transformed into loud and boisterous boos for the entrance of Harper Lee. Harper comes out with a purpose and her eyes sharp as she looks down the ramp before heading to the ring.)

Deadprez: Here comes Bea’s opposition in the very dangerous Harper Lee. Dawg, Harper will stop at nothing to destroy Bea once and for all and finally claim the Answers World Championship match she felt she has deserved since before King of Elite.

Gavin Kirkland: She is beautiful, but not all there mentally ever since she started dating that crazy bastard boyfriend of hers. But even before him, Harper has had a vicious streak a mile wide.

Deadprez: Both these ladies want to end this once and for all. They both want another chance to become Answers World Champion. They both get their wish next week.

(Harper enters the ring and glares at Bea before taking her seat on the other side of the table. Harper’s music fades off as she looks at Sienna who courteously nods to Harper.)

Sienna Swann: Thank you, Harper. Now, Sweeties, before we sign the contract and make this match official, I will remind you that the winner of this match will get themselves an Answers World Championship match at Pain for Pride.

(Hearing that certainly gets both Bea and Harper’s attention as the crowd cheers at the announcement.)

Sienna Swann: Now with that being said, how about we let you both say a few words. Bea, sweetie, how about we start off with you.

(Bea nods and glares at Harper as she grabs her microphone and begins to speak.)

Bea Valentine: Normally, I would start off a sentence addressing somebody with honey or sweetheart. But I flat out hate you, bitch, so I will stick with that. Now this little rivalry of ours has been going on for months and if you ask me has been months too long.

Bea Valentine: For months you have said that I ruined your chance to challenge for the Answers World Championship and you know damn well that I was out in that ring going for a title shot before thought became clear in your mind. 

Bea Valentine: You ruined my chance to get my title shot at King of Elite because you loved being in my business. At Reasonable Doubt, you had to pretty much kill me to take me out of the equation. But at Grand Rampage, this all ends between. I am so fucking down with you, bitch, and this match is only going to end one way…by me beating you for the title shot that should have been mine months ago. Get that through your thick skull and deal with it.

(The crowd is solidly behind Bea Valentine as she sits back down and looks proud of what she said. Harper doesn’t look very amused as Sienna gives a polite smile.)
Sienna Swann: Thank you, sweetie. Harper. Now you have the floor.

(Harper doesn’t acknowledge Sienna as she grabs her microphone and stands up with her eyes not leaving Bea.)

Harper Lee: Thank goodness that you are done talking because I am so sick and tired of listening to what you have to say, so it’s about time you shut up and listen to me because I am going to tell you what the reality of the situation is.

Harper Lee: So I have been the one who has been in your business the entire time, huh? If I remember correctly, which I do, you have been sticking your nose in Silas World business since before The Last Stand which makes you a hypocrite.

Harper Lee: Our match at King of Elite should’ve never happened because if anybody was deserving of getting a title shot, it should have been me considering my season found a lot more success than you. That’s just me being truthful. Then I could have been World Champion at Reasonable Doubt but you ruined everything when you took me down with you. That I can’t forgive.

Harper Lee: But I plan on getting my revenge at Grand Rampage when I take the pleasure of brutalizing you all over the arena and get my Answers World Championship match and my Pain for Pride main event. It will be an amazing feeling to get you out of my and out of my life.

(The crowd is not behind Harper as they boo her out of the building. Harper doesn’t care as she has a smirk on her face before sitting back down.)

Sienna Swann: Thank you, sweetie. Now that you have both said what’s on your mind, let’s get down to business and sign the contract. Bea, let’s start with you.

(Sienna places the folder on the table and slides it to Bea. She opens the folder and reads the contract before she grabs the pen and signs the contract. Bea closes the folder and slides it back to Sienna.)

Sienna Swann: Harper. If you would.

(Sienna slides the contract to Harper who opens and reads the contract before signing it and sliding it back to Sienna.)

Sienna Swann: Thank you. This match is now official. It will be Bea Valentine against Harper Lee. No Holds Barred and the winner gets an Answers World Championship match at Pain for Pr–

(CRACK!)

Deadprez: HARPER LEE JUST THREW HER MICROPHONE AT BEA AND HITS HER IN THE HEAD! BEA HOLDS HER HEAD AND LAUNCHES HERSELF OVER THE TABLE AND NOW WE HAVE A BRAWL!

Gavin Kirkland: Sienna gets out of the ring to avoid the chaos as Bea and Harper controlled themselves as long as they could and now they are beating the hell out of each other. 

Deadprez: Bea has made it back to her feet AND THE FISTS ARE FLYING BETWEEN THESE TWO!! BEA IS STARTING TO FIGHT BACK AND BACKS HARPER INTO THE CORNER–

Gavin Kirkland: HARPER WITH A BACK ELBOW CATCHING BEA IN THE FACE! Now Harper decides to climb up onto the top turnbuckle for who knows what reason—

Deadprez: BEA WITH A SHOT TO HARPER’S HEAD AND NOW BEA CLIMBS ONTO THE ROPES WITH HARPER!!

Gavin Kirkland: These two are back to fistfighting BEFORE BOTH LADIES GRAB EACH OTHER BY THE THROAT BEFORE LAUNCHING EACH OTHER OFF THE ROPES—

(CRASH!!)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Deadprez: BOTH WOMEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE AND ARE NOT MOVING!! WELL THAT WAS NOT THE WAY WE EXPECTED THIS TO END!

Gavin Kirkland: If these two fought like this during a contract signing, imagine what they will do to each other at Grand Rampage. They might start tearing off the clothes. 

Deadprez: Dawg, stop it. It’s a No Holds Barred match. These two are going to rip each other limb from limb next week. This match will be more than a war, it’s gonna be a massacre!

(The final shot shows officials coming in and checking on Bea and Harper before the camera shot cuts elsewhere.)

(We have returned from the final commercial break of the evening and the camera shot is focused on the ringside area. The silence doesn’t last very long as ‘Mirtazapine’ by Hayley Williams starts playing and Brianna Hill enters the arena. She looks determined as she heads to the ring.)

Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome “THE BUTTERFLY QUEEN” BRIANNA HILL!

Gavin Kirkland: Here comes the beautiful Brianna Hill heading to the ring. I am glad she is here to say what’s on her mind.

Sienna Swann: Sweetie, you are drooling. You need to control yourself.

Deadprez: Last week, Brianna Hill’s match with Donovan Duke was thrown out due to the appearance of numerous Showdown Elitists who will be participating in the Grand Rampage. With that being said, let’s hear what Brianna Hill has to say.

(Brianna grabs a microphone from Gina as she rolls into the ring. She stands front and center as her music fades off and she begins to speak.)

Brianna Hill: What happened during my match last week got on my nerves, but I had this feeling that it was going to happen anyway because of the simple fact that others want to try to get some sort of advantage over me when the Grand Rampage happens. Keep dreaming.

Brianna Hill: Now I might not have the best odds to win this match, but I don’t give a damn about odds because I am entering the Grand Rampage and I am leaving Nashville with a World Title match in the main event of Pain for Pride. I will be champion again. Just you watch and see.

(That doesn’t last very long as ‘The Birth of Merged Zamasu’ by Friedrich Habetler starts playing and cuts Brianna off as Vincent Mondrian enters the arena with a microphone in hand as he heads to the ring.)

Sienna Swann: Sweeties, here comes the first of two Silas World members who are entered in the Grand Rampage match. From what I have seen and heard, Vincent will stop at nothing to win this match and achieve his goal of becoming Champion again.

(Vincent rolls into the ring and gets in Brianna’s face as his music fades off.)

Vincent Mondrian: Brianna, you just need to stop talking because you hyping yourself up to win the Grand Rampage is going to fall short to fate and destiny because this is a moment that I have been waiting for this entire season. 

Vincent Mondrian: Just because there are thirty people in the match doesn’t mean a damn thing to me because I made it perfectly clear that I am ending this season as a champion and that mission starts next week at Grand Rampage before I finish the job at Pain for Pride. Just you wait and see.

(‘LIKE WEEZY’ by Playboi Carti starts playing and out comes Joso to loud cheers from the crowd. He looks ready to talk as he heads to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: JOSO! DON’T MISS! Joso found out last week that he will be officially entering the Grand Rampage Match, which was exactly what he wanted from the very beginning, so you know Joso is going to make the most of this opportunity.

(Joso enters the ring and gets right in Vincent’s face.)

Joso: Vincent, you just need to shut the fuck up because you have no room to talk. I mean look at you and the people you associate yourself with. I mean look at that bald idiot Silas Mason.

Joso: Now if anybody gets to talk about destiny, it’s me and it’s MY destiny to win the Grand Rampage and become World Champion again. Not only that, I will finally get my revenge on the shit that Impact has been doing for the last few weeks.

(“I Was Made For Lovin’ You” by Kiss starts playing as Cynthia Valice now enters the arena. She no doubt wants to put her two cents in as she heads to the ring.)

Sienna Swann: Sweeties, here comes a young competitor with a golden opportunity at her disposal as she could be walking into the two biggest matches of her career: this and Pain for Pride if she wins.

(Cynthia, even though the least experienced of the Showdown competitors, is not backing down as she gets in the ring.)

Cynthia Valice: Now I might not be the most experienced competitor in this match, but I know an opportunity when I see one.  It is not something that should be overlooked.

Cynthia Valice: And you can say the same thing about me. Don’t take my inexperience for naivety or my kindness for weakness. The moment you pull a stunt like that, I am going to take advantage of it and lead myself to the main event of my first EVER Pain for Pride.

(‘Save You’ by YUTA plays as Matthew Kazama enters the arena and doesn’t waste a second heading to the ring.)

Deadprez: The competitors just keep on coming, dawg, with the appearance of Matthew Kazama. Kazama has been chomping at the bit to get more opportunities here on Showdown. Winning the Grand Rampage is the biggest opportunity to date for him.

(Kazama enters the ring and takes a corner looking at all the others already in the ring.)

Matthew Kazama: While I fell short at Reasonable Doubt, that doesn’t mean my hunger for opportunity has been satisfied. I will not rest until I get gold around my waist.

Matthew Kazama: I have been here long enough to establish my spot on the Showdown roster, and now I am ready for more. I want gold and I will get one step closer when I am the last man standing and head to Pain for Pride.

(“Twisted World” by The Sunstrokes starts playing as BOA has now appeared as they don’t look very amused as they head to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: They just keep coming with the appearance of the very dangerous BOA. They have been on the cusp of winning championship gold on multiple occasions and has fallen a little short. Could Grand Rampage be BOA’s night.

(BOA gets in the ring and some are intrigued with their appearance, but BOA looks annoyed.)

BOA: You know that listening to you all run your mouths and talk about how you are going to win this and guarantee that can really start to get on my nerves. While a lot of you talk the talk, very few of you can walk the walk in a match like Grand Rampage.

BOA: Unlike me! I have the power and endurance that can DOMINATE a match like Grand Rampage and that’s exactly what I am going to do. I am going to DOMINATE the Grand Rampage, and I am going to get my title shot at Pain for Pride and I am going to get a title by any means necessary.)

(‘chain’ by BACK ON now plays throughout the arena as Akari Kiyoko enters the arena and just makes his way down to the ring.)

Sienna Swann: Sweetie, are the competitors in the back just waiting in line to come out because that’s what it feels like as Akari Kiyoko heads to the ring. He won’t win in the style department, but he has had a season that many competitors dream about.

(Akari enters the ring and joins the fray as he has something on his mind to say to the other Showdown Grand Rampage entrants.)

Akari Kiyoko: This entire season people have been talking about Akari Kiyoko and all the star making performances I have had. There is only one thing that I am missing before I can call this a perfect season.

Akari Kiyoko: Championship gold. While I was fingertips away from winning King of Elite, it won’t happen twice because I plan on grabbing a stronghold on the Grand Rampage match before winning the match and going to Pain for Pride. 

(“Ruff Ryders Anthem” by DMX starts to play as Damien Kutcher comes out to the arena. He looks ready to rumble as he heads to the ring.)  

Deadprez: Well here comes the other half of the SHOWTIME tag team in Damien Kutcher. Damien has been looking to rebound after the street fight loss to Ryan Wilson. Could Damien get back in the title hunt with a Grand Rampage victory?

(Damien stands next to Akari and they show strong solidarity as friends, but they both know what the match will entail.)

Damien Kutcher: While Akari and I will be flying solo and fighting for ourselves in the Grand Rampage, being a team certainly helps our odds of winning by being able to team up.

Damien Kutcher: But while I want Akari to succeed, this is MY time and nobody is going to take that away from me. I want a title in the worst way and I am going to get it in any way I can. Kiss your Grand Rampage dreams goodbye and take a good look at the winner of the Grand Rampage.

(‘No One Knows’ by Queens of the Stone Age starts to play as Halsey Neel is strictly business as she heads to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: Look at the beautiful Halsey Neel coming to the ring. Ever since returning, she has been wanting to get more gold around her waist. She came close at Reasonable Doubt, but it wasn’t enough. Will Grand Rampage be the turning point for the British Beauty?

(Halsey enters the ring and quickly gets herself in the middle of the crowd of competitors already in the ring.)

Halsey Neel: When I look into this ring, I see a bunch of wannabes and a bunch of bloody dreamers who are going to have their hearts broken when they inevitably lose.

Halsey Neel: Unlike the realist that I am, I know that the Grand Rampage match will be mine. I might have lost the National Elite Championship match in the eleventh hour to Daryl Kinkade, but that mistake won’t happen twice. This time around, I am leaving with the bloody victory.

(“We’re All Mad Here” by Aberdeen is Dead plays as the legendary Impact enters the arena. He looks amused at everybody in the ring as he makes his way to the ring himself.)

Sienna Swann: Here is the most experienced competitor representing Showdown, but also perhaps in the entire Grand Rampage match. Could this match be the moment where the Hall of Famer gets his eleventh World Championship?

(Impact gets into the ring and immediately glares at Joso. Impact mouths something we can’t hear before he speaks.)

Impact: First off, Joso, you better be grateful that Kennedy took mercy on your soul and let you into this match after I wanted to beat the fuck out of you one on one. I plan on breaking your heart just like I plan on breaking everybody else’s hearts in the Grand Rampage match.

Impact: I don’t care how many people I have to eliminate as long as Joso is one of them. You amateurs are looking at the greatest competitor in the Grand Rampage match. I am going to win the Grand Rampage again and I am going to go back to the main event of Pain for Pride and I am going to become an ELEVEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION!

(“Enemy” by From Ashes to New starts to play as Donovan Duke enters and the crowd immediately starts to boo him out of the building as he heads to the ring.)

Deadprez: Oh great. Here comes the crazy train that is Donovan Duke. If Impact is the most experienced Showdown Elitist in the match, Donovan Duke is second and he has been chomping at the bit…literally…to get another chance at getting what he considers HIS World Championship back.

(Donovan gets in the ring and he looks disgusted at everybody in the ring besides Vincent. Donovan has a very crazed look in his eyes as he starts to speak.)

Donovan Duke: Not very fun being interrupted, is it? Not like it matters. What matters is that I am going to say what I have to say without you assholes interrupting me or I am going to rip your throats out. Understood?

Donovan Duke: Don’t care. While you fuckers are out here talking about legacy this and destiny that and whatever the fuck Impact said that I couldn’t understand because his dentures were clacking so loud. Let me make this perfectly clear. Grand Rampage is MINE and I am leaving with a trip to Pain for Pride. You all might be lively now, but if you get in my way, I will make sure that you don’t leave with a life.) 

(Donovan starts laughing like a nutcase before he tosses his microphone at Akari and then things just start breaking down.)

Deadprez: OH AND HERE WE GO, DAWG! THIS HAS JUST ERUPTED INTO AN ELEVEN PERSON BRAWL! ALL THE PARTICIPANTS REPRESENTING SHOWDOWN IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE ARE JUST BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!

Sienna Swann: Sweetie, this is exactly what we will see next week in the Grand Rampage match, but there will be thirty people representing all three brands. That means triple the chaos and triple the hideous crimes against fashion.

Gavin Kirkland: WE ARE GETTING A PREVIEW OF GRAND RAMPAGE RIGHT HERE AND NOW AS THE FIGHT BETWEEN IMPACT AND JOSO GET SO HEATED THAT THEY SENT EACH OTHER OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!

Deadprez: THE ACTION IS HOT AND HEAVY AS BOA JUST CLOTHESLINES BRIANNA HILL OUT OF THE RING AND SHE HITS THE FLOOR!

Sienna Swann: Sweeties, look at Cynthia Valice jumping in to attack BOA, but BOA catches Cynthia AND LAUNCHES HER OUT OF THE RING ON TOP OF BRIANNA!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT HERE COMES SILVER KAZAMA WITH A DROPKICK TO BOA AND BOA GOES SAILING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES OUT OF THE RING!

Deadprez: The competitors are just dropping like no other AS HALSEY SENDS DAMIEN OUT OF THE RING BEFORE AKARI TAKES OUT HALSEY FOR THROWING OUT HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER!

Sienna Swann: Sweeties, Kazama and Akari bring the fight to Donovan and Vincent, BUT OH BOY!

Deadprez: Vincent grabs Akari and tosses him out of the ring on one side. Then we see Donovan LIFTING KAZAMA UP IN THE AIR IN THE MILITARY PRESS AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING ON TOP OF HALSEY AND DAMIEN AS HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THE CHAOS!!

Gavin Kirkland: THAT LEAVES DONOVAN AND VINCENT AS THE LAST TWO PEOPLE IN THE RING! HOW IN THE HELL DID SILAS WORLD MANAGE TO SURVIVE THIS UNSCATHED? OH COME ON!!

(Vincent and Donovan go back to back before turning around and facing each other. They glare at each other for a moment as Donovan starts to crazily shake a little before Silas World members smile. Vincent’s looks evil while Donovan’s looks psychotic. Meanwhile, Silas Mason has come down to the ring and is very pleased with the result of this impromptu brawl.)

Sienna Swann: Of course that gross disgusting fool will come out here now. Where’s security to take his ass out of the arena?

Gavin Kirkland: By hook or by crooks, Silas World are the last ones standing after this eleven person brawl. I hope to gawd this isn’t the sight we see at Grand Rampage next week.

Deadprez: It very well could be. Could it be Vincent who makes it to his first Pain for Pride main event of his career? Or could it be Donovan who would join an exclusive list of competitors who get to main event back to back Pain for Prides? Or could it be any of the Showdown Elitists fighting for the chance? We will find out next week, dawg, as we bid farewell and will see everyone at the Grand Rampage event.

(The final shot shows Donovan and Vincent still standing tall in the ring as Silas enters the ring and raises their arms as the crowd boos loudly. Silas World stands tall as the shot fades to black.)

(EAW Logo Buzzes….)