( EAW Intro plays )
Narrator: Previously in Elite Answers Wrestling…
“DANIELS GRABS THE HEAD OF DEVAN DUBIAN AND HITS REPEATED HEADBUTTS!!! BOTH MEN ARE BUSTED OPEN NOW! DANIELS HITS WHAT SEEMS TO BE LIKE A DOZEN HEADBUTTS, AND THEY’RE BOTH LOSING THEIR BALANCE…..”
Narrator: It was an event you had to see to believe.
” DUBIAN CONTINUES THE HEADBUTTS, BOTH MEN TEEING OFF ON EACH OTHER! BOTH OF THEM DIGGING DEEP! THESE BULLS LOCK HORNS, THESE IMMEASURABLE WILLS CLASH RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE!!!!!!! ”
( Scene opens up to Brian Daniels and Devan Dubian exchanging headbutts until they collapse to ringside. “Untraveled Road” by Thousand Foot Krutch hits in the background as the events of GR continue. )
Narrator: Lightning struck twice at the same time, in the same place; and now we venture on the un-traveled road to the greatest show all all time, PAIN FOR PRIDE!
( The music continues as the brawl between Daniels and Dubian is seen at the Grand Rampage, and flashes of the rivalry altogether and the buildup for the Team Daniels vs Team Dubian match is shown. )
“When we scream, our lips don’t make a sound!
We march, with feet on solid ground!”
( Camera shows Daniels and Dubian both pointing at the Pain for Pride 8 sign looming above the arena )
We walk, where no one wants to go…
on THIS UNTRAVELED ROAD!”
( Music cuts off. ENTER: The wild wild west. Scene opens up to A field full of miners picking into the earth, digging into the ground with shovels and pickaxes. Men are digging into the ground, carriages of stones and metals are being dragged through the fields of dirt and sand. )
Narrator: And before we venture to the showcase of the Immortals, the sobering reality of the quest for immortality still looms. Though legacies are being defined before our very eyes, many are still on the prowl.
( An older looking miner in particular is whistling the tune to “Gold” by Imagine Dragons, carrying his pick axe walking down the field casually. Suddenly other men call over to him. He approaches a scene where several men are surrounding someone, and that person is holding up the EAW Championship with a slight glow and still covered in dirt. )
Elder Miner: What in the world…?
( “Gold” by Imagine Dragons begins playing. Other men can be heard marveling in the distance and other groups are formed, surrounded by people holding the World Heavyweight Championship and the Answers World Championship. The holders of the belt all gather around and they hold up the belts. )
( A flash shot shows Tyler Parker, Xavier Williams and Starr Stan holding up their Championships in the same manner )
( “Gold” by Imagine Dragons” continues playing as action shots of Tyler Parker, Xavier Williams and Starr Stan hitting their signature moves )
Narrator: On the road to Pain for Pride, greed rises! Suspense rises! Momentum rises! The tension rises! All things come to a head tonight on the final stop, and there is only one resolve: TRIPLE THREAT!
( The hook to “Gold” by Imagine Dragons hits as the Triple Threat animation graphic comes up on the screen, and camera pans to the Beijing National Tennis Center where fans are cheering and roaring, and pyrotechnics shoot up into the sky. )
Stew: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE SECOND EVER EAW TRI-BRAND HOSTED: TRIPLE THREAT!!!!
HBG: TENS OF THOUSANDS HAVE BEEN PACKED INTO THIS OLYMPIC CENTER IN A PRESTIGIOUS, MOMENTOUS EVENT! WE ARE JUST A MONTH AWAY FROM THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME, AND WE HAVE A SUPER SHOW PLANNED FOR Y’ALL TONIGHT! STEW-O AND YOURS TRULY, THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS, HBG REPRESENTING DYNASTY!
( Camera cuts to the Voltage table )
Jake Mercer: There are people from twenty different countries here and WELL OVER a hundred different countries watching at home on FPV and on the EAW Network! We’ve got a PACKED, PACKED card for you! The Hall of Fame Champion, the Vixens Championship, the World Heavyweight Champion, Answers Champion, EAW Champion, what do they all have in common? They’re all in action tonight!
( Camera cuts to the Showdown table )
Matt Ryder: DUDE BRO, IS THIS SHOW GONNA BE GREATDUDEBRO OR WHAT!?
Eddie Mack: Dude! Bro! This is gonna be OFF THE CHAIN! TONS of personal stories, TONS of highly competitive matches and don’t forget TEAM DANIELS vs. TEAM DUBIAN meet in that ring in what will be a hell of a match!
Matt Ryder: The World Champions meet in the main event, Cameron Ella Ava gets her rematch, RAGNAROK and the Vendettas meet again, Jaywalker makes his FPV return in nearly a year and last but not least–well, it isn’t last either because it’s NEXT, THE SPARTAN CUP TOURNAMENT FINALS ARE TONIGHT!!!
Eddie Mack: THEN LET’S GET THIS THING GOING! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
( “Gold” dies down as the crowd waits in anticipation for the opening match. )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! The following match is our opening contest for the evening and it is the FINAL MATCH in the 2015 Showdown Spartan Cup Tournament!
(The camera cuts to the Spartan Cup trophy sitting near as “Take Out The Gunman” by Chevelle plays to a very mixed reaction as Matt Miles walks out to the ring completely focused walking to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from San Diego, California! He is “The Golden Opportunist” MATT MILLLEEEESSS!!
Eddie Mack: Here we go folks it is officially go time! The Spartan Cup finals is officially upon us with the winner guaranteeing themselves a one way ticket to Pain For Pride 8 in just four months time!
Matt Ryder: Matt Miles is one of those two men who are in that position and he’s been in impressive form as of late being a part of Ragnarok and defeating both the EAW New Breed Champion Starkman and Eclipse Diemos to get here to Beijing tonight but his opponent may be a difficult one to overcome!
(Suddenly there’s a bit of silence in the arena before “Disengage The Simulator” by CKY plays to a big pop as Zach Genesis walks out with a smirk on his face and the EAW Interwire Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent! From Dallas, Texas weighing in at 210 pounds he is the current EAW Interwire Champion, he is “EAW’s Resident Badass”, ZZAAACCHHH GEENNNEESSSSSIIISSSS!!!
Eddie Mack: And the 20,000 people here in Beijing tonight are on their feet as Genesis makes his way to the ring! The Interwire Champion is ready to go!
Matt Ryder: And personally I can’t wait for this! I think these two guys are very evenly matched bro and I think this contest can definitely go either way! Genesis defeated Daniel Marshall and Clark Duncan in his path to getting here tonight! Genesis is in the ring as he unhooks his championship belt and passes it to the referee AS MATT MILES IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT THE TEXAN UNLOADING A SERIES OF STRIKES AS THE REF RINGS THE BELL!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eddie Mack: AND MILES IS UNLOADING! THE SAN DIEGO NATIVE IS GOING BALLISTIC WITH STRIKES AS HE KEEPS ON NAILING THEM! RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND! AND FINALLY ONE MASSIVE SHOT TO THE FACE AND GENESIS GOES DOWN! The Interwire Champion has hit the canvas hard as in some definite pain right now!
Matt Ryder: Genesis is down and clutching onto his head AS MILES PICKS HIM RIGHT UP! Genesis is definitely in some big trouble right now as Miles PICKS HIM UP AND LIFTS HIM UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!! I THINK MILES IS LOOKING FOR IT! HE’S GOING FOR THE KING’S THRONE!! MILES LIFTS GENESIS UP! BUT HANG ON! THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION COUNTERS AND ROLLS THROUGH CATCHING MILES BY SURPRISE! THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNNNEEE!!! TWWWOOOOO!!!!
Eddie Mack: AND MILES KICKS OUT! MTM being surprised by this as Genesis definitely catches him off-guard! Miles quickly scrambles back to his feet and stands up whilst Genesis pulls on the ropes to lift himself back up and both men are in a standing predicament as they both begin to circle around the ring! Trying to find an opening here AS MILES AND GENESIS LOCK UP! PUSHING AND PULLING AGAINST EACH OTHER!
Matt Ryder: Both Showdown elitists are locking up trying to fight each other in this grappling situation AS GENESIS QUICKLY MAKES HIS WAY AROUND CATCHING A WAIST-LOCK AROUND MILES! MTM is in a situation here as the Interwire Champion has his arms firmly wrapped around his waist! Matt Miles is trying to pull away here as GENESIS FIRMLY LIFTS HIM UP! NO! Miles stays firmly planted on the ground AS HE NAILS A BIG TIME ELBOW TO THE FACE OF GENESIS!
Eddie Mack: And the man they call Dallas’s Finest reels back AS MATT MILES RACES TOWARD GENESIS! RUNNING BACK ELBOW! IT CONNECTS AS GENESIS CLUTCHES HIS HEAD ONCE MORE FEELING THE IMPACT OF THAT STRIKE! The impact of that move sends Genesis to the ropes once more as Genesis is resting on the trying get his breath back.
Matt Ryder: AS MILES IS NOW ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING LOOKING TO STRIKE! Miles prepares himself BEFORE HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT ZACH GENESIS! HE GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE! NOOOOO!! GENESIS DUCKS THE MOVE AND HE THROWS MILES OVER THE TOP HIMSELF!
Eddie Mack: Matt Miles goes CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! As it’s now Genesis’s turn I think to take flight! I THINK WE’RE GOING TO SEE IT! I THINK THE CITY OF BEIJING IS ABOUT TO WITNESS THAT SIGNATURE SOMERSAULT SENTON! Genesis smirks at the crowd and they give him his approval as he hits the ropes on one side AND TAKES FLIGHT LAUNCHING HIMSELF OVER THE TOP! SOMERSAULT SENTON TO MATT MILES!
Matt Ryder: NNNOOOO!! IT MISSES! NOBODY HOME! Genesis crashes and burns to the outside as he collides directly onto the outside of the ring and with both men currently out the ref has no choice but to start his count!
Referee: ONNNNNEEEE!!! TWWWOOOOO!!!
Matt Ryder: Matt Miles is getting himself back up slowly whilst Genesis is not moving still!
Referee: THREEEEEE!!! FOUUUURRRRR!!!
Matt Ryder: Miles pushes himself up and slides back into the ring whilst Genesis grabs onto the apron and slowly drags himself off the floor!
Referee: FIIIVEEEEEE!!! SSSSIIIIXXXXXX!!!
Matt Ryder: Genesis lifts himself up nearly there!
Referee: SEVVEEENNNNN!!!
Matt Ryder: And he pushes himself back into the ring! This match is still alive!
Eddie Mack: AND MILES IMMEDIATELY RUSHES AND GRABS HOLD OF GENESIS AS HE PULLS HIM INTO THE RING! Miles has Genesis center of the ring AS HE IMMEDIATELY LOCKS IN THE SINGLE KNEE CAMEL CLUTCH! THE SUBMISSION HOLD IS LOCKED IN! Genesis is in a hell of a lot of pain right now as Matt Miles has that submission is locked in tightly!
Matt Ryder: And I don’t know if Zach Genesis can keep going here bro! The Interwire Champion is a strong competitor but I think this might be too much and EAW’s Resident Badass might have to tap out here! Genesis is in trouble as he’s reaching out doing everything he can to survive! AND WAIT A SECOND GENESIS IS PUSHING HIMSELF UP! HE’S ONTO ONE KNEE! GENESIS IS PUSHING AND PUSHING WITH EVERYTHING HE CAN AS HE’S NOW ON BOTH KNEES!!!
Eddie Mack: EAW’S RESIDENT BADASS IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN IN ORDER TO SURVIVE THIS PREDICAMENT AS HE GETS UP TO ONE FOOT…NOW TWO FEET…AND HE’S FINALLY STANDING AS HE LIFTS MATT MILES UP AND TRANSITIONS HIM ON HIS BACK INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! THE SOUTHERN COMFORT RIGHT NOW!?! THIS IS HOW IT’S GOING TO END!?
Matt Ryder: Genesis has him hoisted high up AS HE SWINGS MILES AROUND! NOOO!! MILES LANDS BEHIND UP! Zach Genesis turns around as MILES KICKS GENESIS IN THE GUT! He hooks Genesis’s arm over his head and prepares for the vertical suplex! NO! GENESIS KNEES MILES HARD IN THE GUT AND MILES DROPS HIS SUPLEX ATTEMPT AND DOUBLES OVER AS GENESIS CLUTCHES AROUND MATT MILE’S HEAD!
Eddie Mack: THE HEADLOCK IS TIGHT AS GENESIS LIFTS MILES UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH A BEAUTIFUL LIFTING DDT! Miles’ head was just driving into the canvas with the San Diego native landing head first! Matt collapses on the canvas as Genesis quickly hooks the leg! Looking for the pin!
Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEE!!! TWWWOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEE!!!
Matt Ryder: NOOOO!! MATT MILES WITH THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9! Genesis can’t believe it as he lets go of The Golden Opportunist’s leg and with both men getting exhausted now we know for a fact that this is definitely the beginning of the end! Only one man is going to walk out of this match as The Spartan Cup winner!
Eddie Mack: Both men crawl over to the opposite sides of the ring as they start to climb back up to their feet! Miles and Genesis are both back up to their feet as they face one another! Both men have eyes with the intention of making sure the other does not win! These two want that Spartan Cup and it has been evident with this match we have seen already!
Matt Ryder: Miles walks towards Genesis with the punch to the jaw BUT GENESIS COUNTERS WITH A ROLLING FOREARM SHOT! Miles is reeling as Genesis spins him around with the waist-lock! Genesis pulls him on his shoulders LOOKING FOR THE DEAD MAN’S HAND!
Eddie Mack: NO! MILES HOPS DOWN OF HIS SHOULDER AND RAMS GENESIS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Miles walks out of on the apron as he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle! No… you can’t be serious! This could end it all right here!
Matt Ryder: Miles hoists Genesis up to the top of the turnbuckle with him while hooking his arms while he is under his legs! This spells disaster for our Interwire Champion, bro! MILES LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! THE PLATINUM TOUCH LANDS ITS MARK AS MILES DROVE GENESIS’ SKULL WITH THAT AVALANCHE PEDIGREE! THAT HAS TO BE THE END!
Eddie Mack: MILES ROLLS GENESIS OVER AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Take Out The Gunman” by Chevelle plays in the background as Matt Miles stand on his feet as the referee brings The Spartan Cup towards him.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the 2015 Spartan Cup… MATT MILES!!!
Matt Ryder: Dude, we have a winner of the Spartan Cup and it is The Golden Opportunist himself, Matt Miles!
Eddie Mack: He has defeated the Interwire Champion in an astounding match, but he now has fate in his hands for what could come at Pain for Pride with this victory! Congratulations to Matt Miles and an amazing effort for Zach Genesis!
(The Greatest Show on Earth emanates from Wembley Stadium! Pain for Pride arrives in London, England and all over the world on the EAWNetwork in 34 Days!)
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Kawajai: It’s time for a contest forged in a heap of controversy, which only makes sense, because this entire feud between RAGNAROK and House Vendetta has been nothing short of controversial from Norman Hellion betraying his former comrades to join House Vendetta to Cerci revealing her identity as the half-sister to Ares to Ares holding Athena hostage and forcing her and Aren to compete in this contest.
Mercer: There’s been so much controversy and plotting and twists and turns in this blood feud that it’ll make your head spin, but it may all culminate here tonight as Athena and the rest of RAGNAROK have no choice but to put up or shut up!
(Video package plays; recapping the ongoing rivalry between House Vendetta and RAGNAROK)
(Camera transitions back to the China National Tennis Center as “Faith” by Devour The Day plays all throughout the arena)
Mercer: Here comes the King of Extreme and his gorgeous mother!
(Ares Vendetta makes his way out to the stage in black and gold attire while Kendra follows along-side him in black attire)
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making their way to the ring… They are the team of… KENDRA SHAMEZ… REIGNING PURE CHAMPION, ARES VENDETTA…. HOUSE VEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDEEEEETTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!….
Kawajai: You can definitely see the resemblance in these two now as they make their way down to the ring with the same smug look across their faces. The ball may very well be in House Vendetta’s court, but they could be making a big mistake if they’re underestimating their opponents.
“And who are you,” the Proud Lord said, “that I must bow so low?”…
(“The Rains of Castamere” plays all throughout the arena as Aren Mstislav makes his way out to the stage in black trunks with “Russian Prince” written in gold letters on them while a confident Athena Vendetta follows behind him in custom gold and crimson attire)
Announcer: And their opponents!… Making their way towards the ring… They are the team of… ATHENA VENDETTA…. “THE RUSSIAN PRINCE”, AREN MSTISLAV… RAAAAAAGGGGGNNNNNNAAAAARRRRROOOOKKKKK!!!….
Mercer: Athena’s got quite the poker face on tonight, it seems, but you can tell she wants to cry and run back to whatever brothel she came from! Aren looks ready to go, but he may have been biting off more than he can chew by standing in to accept this match in place of Lannister. He may come to regret that decision before the night is over.
(Lannister is shown watching backstage on a monitor)
Kawajai: As you can see, Lannister is not out here with RAGNAROK after being urged by both Athena and Aren to let them handle this on their own. You can tell he’d love nothing more than to rip Ares’ head off.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: Well this thing is underway as both teams stare down with one another from opposite corners… Hold on… What–
(A Cage begins to lower down from above)
Kawajai: What’s this all about?! That’s the same cage we saw two weeks ago when House Vendetta trapped Lannister! The roofed, doorless cage has surrounded everyone in the ring as the Referee demands someone pull it back up! This isn’t supposed to be some sort of Steel Cage match! Hold on.. Aren and Athena seem to be.. Okay with it? They don’t even seem to give a damn that they’ve just been trapped in here with their opponents! AREN IMMEDIATELY RUSHES FORWARD AND LUNGES INTO ARES WITH A FLURRY OF FOREARMS TO THE FACE! KENDRA SEEKS THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GO STRAIGHT FOR ATHENA! KENDRA’S TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE?! Athena took Kendra down! A surprised Kendra quickly scrambles back to her feet to meet a big dropkick from Athena now! It looks like Athena is no stranger to a ring! The Referee’s doing all he can to keep both teams under control! He may be reluctantly allowing this cage down here, but this is NOT a no disqualifications contest as Aren backs off the attack while a furious Kendra Shamez and confident Athena Vendetta are told to get to their team’s respective corners!
Mercer: It looks like we’ve finally got some semblance of order in this contest–BUT NOT FOR LONG AS AREN CHARGES RIGHT BACK AT ARES! ARES BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND MANAGES TO CATCH AREN WITH A DEVASTATING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! What a move! It looks like that attack from Aren busted the lip of the Pure Champion as he wipes off the blood and glances down at his opponent while that smug look returns to his face.. Ares now mocking Aren with disrespectful swats to the back of the “Russian Prince’s” head .. Aren pulls himself back up to his knees.. ARES WITH AN IMMEDIATE KICK TO THE CHEST!
Kawajai: AND IT’S CAUGHT BY AREN! DRAGON SCREW LEGWHIP! NO–Ares counters out of the dragon screw by keeping on his feet and twisting out of it! HE IMMEDIATELY NAILS AREN WITH A NOW SUCCESSFUL KICK! ANOTHER KICK! ARES IS UNLOADING ONTO AREN MSTISLAV! Aren’s definitely in some pain right about now, but he manages to keep on his knees.. Ares with those absolutely disrespectful swats with his boots to the head of Aren once again…
Ares (without a microphone): Come on, Russian Prince, is this all you got? Come on, Prince!
Mercer: Ares puts a stop to the swats and nails Aren with a blunt kick straight to the face of Aren with the bottom of his boot! Ares is more confident than ever as he nonchalantly brushes back his hair as… Aren pulls himself right back up after taking that boot to the face! He’s not done by any means! ARES MEETS HIM WITH ANOTHER BOOT TO THE FACE! Look at that! This one doesn’t even knock Aren down the ground! A look of enjoyment now on Ares’ face! He’s got a sadistic smile as he stops the attack and drags Aren up.. HE DEADLIFTS HIS OPPONENT UP IN THE AIR!! FEUER FREI?!!!! AREN COMES DOWN WITH THE ARM OF ARES TO THE CANVAS!! BOTH MEN STRUGGLING!! RUSSIAN HANGOVER!!!! HE’S GOT THAT CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON THE PURE CHAMPION OUT OF NOWHERE!! BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE NOSE OF AREN MSTISLAV AFTER THOSE BOOTS TO THE FACE, BUT HE’S GOING STRONG AS EVER AND MAY GET A SUBMISSION VICTORY RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! ARES IS UNABLE TO BREAK OUT OF IT WITH SHEER STRENGTH!! HE’S TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES AS AREN PULLS BACK MORE! HE WANTS TO SNAP ARES’ DAMN NECK!!
Kawajai: KENDRA SHAMEZ COMES IN WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF AREN’S SKULL! The Russian Hangover is broken up as Kendra continues her assault on Aren while the Referee tries to pull her away! Athena nearly getting involved herself there as Kendra is forced to get back to her corner while it seems Aren and Ares may be back at square one… Both men racing to their feet.. Ares is almost–HE’S DRAGGED BACK DOWN BY AREN!! RUSSIAN HANGOVER!!!! NO–ARES HAS IT SCOUTED THIS TIME AS HE ROLLS AREN OVER INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……..
Mercer: Nearly a two count as Aren kicks out! Both men racing back to their feet once more! Ares seems to be the quicker of the two as he swings a kick into the chest of Aren! It’s caught! Aren pulls Ares in for a forearm to the face! Ares swings, but it’s blocked and countered with a high kick to the skull from Aren! Aren with a spinning kick into the gut of Ares! He turns around and nails Ares with a LOUD kick upside the face of Ares now! Ares shoots up.. And he only looks more pumped up than ever! That puroresu style of wrestling Ares is so fond of coming into play here! It’s like he took that entire assault and turned it into energy to keep going! He’s not even fighting back! A LOUD CHOP ACROSS THE FACE OF AREN! ARES IS EGGING HIS OPPONENT ON! Aren looks none too happy about that… AREN AND ARES IMMEDIATELY COME TO BLOWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A BATTLE OF CLOSED-FIST SHOTS!! THE REFEREE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM, BUT I THINK IN BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN IS THE LAST PLACE HE WANTS TO BE! LOOK AT THIS! AREN SEEMS TO BE TAKING CONTROL! HE’S GAINING MORE AND MORE SHOTS OVER HIS OPPONENT! ARES BURSTS THROUGH THE ONSLAUGHT WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AREN FIRES BACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN THAT SENDS ARES BACKPEDALING INTO THE ROPES!
Kawajai: AREN IS ALL FIRED UP AS HE BARRELS STRAIGHT FOR ARES VENDETTA! ARES SEES IT COMING AND SENDS AREN UP AND STRAIGHT INTO THE CAGE WALL!! NO–Aren manages to catch himself on the wall! Ares has no idea as he stumbles forward! Kendra’s trying to tell her son as Ares quickly turns around! AREN LEAPS OFF THE WALL AND CATCHES ARES WITH A BEAUTIFUL DDT THAT DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS LIKE A DAMN LAWN DART!! ARES WAS FROZEN IN PLACE ON HIS HEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE GOING LIMP ON THE CANVAS! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS DAMN NECK! Aren may have it won after that! Ares isn’t even moving! Hold on–Athena seems to be asking for Aren to let her be the one to cover Ares! Aren slowly rises back to a vertical base and seems to agree.. Hold on.. It seems as though Aren wants to finish off his opponent before tagging Athena in as he turns back towards Ares, clutches his hair in his hands, and drags him back up! He–ARES PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! FIREMAN’S CARRY TAKEOVER AS AREN IS DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD UPON THE KNEE OF ARES!! ARES IMMEDIATELY CHARGES INTO THE ROPES! PENALTY KICK CONNECTS LOUDLY OFF THE CHEST OF AREN!!!
Mercer: A momentary burst of energy that may have just saved House Vendetta this match as Ares drops back down to the canvas, exhausted, while Aren remains downed.. Ares clutches the ropes and slowly begins pulling himself up.. His eyes change from the downed Aren Mstislav.. To Athena Vendetta in her corner! This isn’t looking good for RAGNAROK! Ares looks like a man possessed as he lumbers towards his half-sister in the corner! Athena has no choice but to fight as she enters the ring! SHE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR–SHE’S CAUGHT AS ARES WRAPS A HAND AROUND HER THROAT!! Ares’ eyes filled with nothing but a fiery malicious intent! He’s choking the life out of her in the corner! Athena may be done for!
Kawajai: WAIST-LOCK FROM BEHIND!! ARES LOSES HIS GRIP ON ATHENA AS AREN CATCHES HIM WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO–ARES MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET, BUT LOSES HIS BALANCE AND STUMBLES INTO HIS CORNER! Kendra with the immediate blind tag into this match! AREN COMES CHARGING STRAIGHT FOR BOTH MEMBERS OF HOUSE VENDETTA! He’s sent up and face-first into the corner of the cage! A dazed Aren drops down to the canvas, somehow still on his feet, but he’s on spaghetti legs as he turns–SWITCHBLADE!!!! ARES WITH A SWITCHBLADE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE AS AREN IS STILL BARELY ON HIS FEET!! BITCH TREATMENT!!!! KENDRA CONNECTS WITH THE BITCH TREATMENT OUT OF NOWHERE AS SHE ROLLS AREN OVER AND HOOKS A LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………..
Mercer: ATHENA BREAKS IT UP WITH A DROPKICK INTO KENDRA! She’s not letting this end here! ATHENA VENDETTA HAS SNAPPED AS SHE LAYS INTO KENDRA SHAMEZ WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT! KENDRA’S DOING ALL SHE CAN TO PROTECT HERSELF! KENDRA FIGHTS HER OFF AND SCRAMBLES BACK UP TO HER FEET! KENDRA’S UP AND CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR ATHENA! Athena sees it coming and sidesteps the incoming Kendra and sends her face-first into the cage!! I can’t believe what I’m seeing! A dazed Kendra stumbles around into Athena! ATHENA SENDS HER UP!! FEUER FREI?!!! NO–ARES STOPS ATHENA’S MOMENTUM AS HE PULLS HER AWAY FROM KENDRA BY HER HAIR! Ares looks to have had enough of this, and Kendra as well as they’ve finally got Athena right where they want her! Ares holds his half-sister as still damaged Kendra grins an evil grin… A LOUD FIST TO THE FACE OF ATHENA CONNECTS! A KNEE INTO THE GUT OF ATHENA FROM KENDRA! Kendra’s unloading as the Referee tries to stop her! Kendra tells Ares to let her go… He does just that as Kendra grabs a hold of her! BITCH TREATMENT!!!! ATHENA FORCES KENDRA OFF AND STRAIGHT INTO A DECAPITATING CLOTHESLINE FROM AREN MSTISLAV THAT TURNS KENDRA INSIDE OUT!!!
Kawajai: ARES GOES FOR AREN, BUT HE’S PULLED BACK–FEUER FREI!!!! A FEUER FREI FROM ATHENA VENDETTA!!! A DAMAGED ARES TURNS AROUND AS AREN PULLS HIM IN!! GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM!!!! GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM CONNECTS AS ARES IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS!! AREN TURNS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!
Mercer: HE KICKS OUT!! ARES KICKS OUT OF IT! HE’S STILL IN THIS! HOUSE VENDETTA IS STILL IN THIS! Aren and Athena can’t believe it! Athena helps Aren back up to his feet.. And Aren immediately backs into the nearest corner with a look of determination as this Chinese crowd cheers him on! He’s got a lust for victory gleaming in his eyes right now as he stalks his battered opponent! Ares can barely move as he struggles to get back up.. AREN CHARGES WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT AS ARES IS UP!! CONFORMITY OF THE MASSES!!!! AREN IS CAUGHT!! HE’S CAUGHT ON THE SHOULDERS OF ARES!! ARES CHARGES FORWARD!! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!! ARES DROPS TO ONE KNEE, EXHAUSTED, AS AREN DROPS DOWN IN THE CORNER.. ATHENA CHARGES! ARES BURSTS BACK UP WITH A JUMPING SUPERKICK INTO ATHENA!! She could be out cold! Ares could be looking to finally finish this as he… He starts messing with his right boot… He… Is that handcuffs?! Ares just pulled out a pair of handcuffs from his boot! The Referee has had about enough of this! Ares makes his way over to a damaged Aren and wraps once end of the cuffs around his wrist! The Referee’s trying to stop him! AREN SPRINGS UP WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE OF ARES BEFORE HE CAN CUFF THE OTHER END!!
Kawajai: AREN ISN’T LETTING IT END LIKE THIS! HE TAKES ARES DOWN IN A STRUGGLE AND STARTS LAYING INTO HIM! BOTH MEN THROWING SHOTS AT ONE ANOTHER! HE–KENDRA HOOKS THE OTHER END OF THE CUFFS TO THE NEARBY MIDDLE ROPE!! KENDRA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SUCCESSFULLY HANDCUFFS AN UNSUSPECTING AREN TO THE ROPES!! Aren realizes what just happened as Ares gets out of his reach! This.. This isn’t good.. Aren can’t go anywhere.. Athena… She’s on her own in this cage with Ares and Kendra.. Athena slowly makes her way back up to her feet as she sees nothing but the sight of her half-brother right in front of her.. The look of fear in this woman’s eyes as she realizes she’s on her own with this man! Ares with that smirk across his face.. Athena needs to get out of here.. She’s up and starts backing away from Ares.. Until she backs into Kendra! Get out of there! Somehow! ATHENA TURNS AROUND AND SWINGS!! BITCH TREATMENT!!!! KENDRA LAYS HER OUT IMMEDIATELY!! AREN IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO RIP HIMSELF FREE FROM THESE CUFFS, BUT TO NO AVAIL! Ares rolls Athena onto her back.. And places a boot straight into her throat; choking the life out of her!
Ares (without a microphone): You should have stayed hidden, Whore.
Mercer: The Referee’s had about enough he can take here as he starts a count against this illegal choking!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BREAK IT UP, ARES! I SAID BREAK IT UP!
Kawajai: The Official pulls Ares off of Athena! He gets right in Ares’ face! ARES GRABS THE REFEREE AND DRIVES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE CAGE WALL!! WHAT’S HE DOING?! DID HE EVEN WANT TO WIN THIS MATCH?!
Mercer: I don’t think he cared either way!
Kawajai: Athena’s trying to get back up as she–ARES RUSHES IN WITH A BRUTAL KICK TO HER RIBS! ARES DROPS DOWN AND STARTS THROWING CLOSED-FIST SHOTS INTO THE FACE OF ATHENA VENDETTA!! THIS IS SICKENING! ARES HAS BUSTED HER OPEN! BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE FACE OF ATHENA AS SHE’S DEFENSELESS AGAINST THIS!! HE GRABS HER HEAD AND DRIVES IT INTO THE CANVAS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS ALREADY! AREN IS STRAINING HIMSELF SO MUCH TO BREAK FROM THESE CUFFS THAT HIS FACE IS BRIGHT RED!! HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP THIS ATTACK!! ARES NOW SLAPPING ATHENA ACROSS THE FACE!
(Psycho Brody, Matt Miles, and an injured Lannister rush down to the ring)
Lannister (without a microphone): LIFT THE CAGE! SOMEBODY PULL THE GODDAMN CAGE UP! NOW!
Mercer: RAGNAROK have arrived, but they’re useless with no way to get in there to stop this! Ares is brutalizing Athena before their very eyes! She’s a bloody mess!
Lannister (without a microphone): ARES! STOP THIS! STOP THIS! YOU HEAR ME?! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP!
Kawajai: Ares FINALLY stops.. Slowly rising back to his feet with that sadistic smile on his face… He turns towards Lannister… Ares walks up to the cage as he and Lannister stare down…
Ares (without a microphone): This… This is how you pay a debt.
Mercer: What’s he… Ares starts climbing up the corner.. He… He grabs a hold of the roof of the cage… Ares climbs his way over to where Athena is laid out on the canvas as he hangs from the top of that cage!
Lannister (without a microphone): ARES! DON’T–
Mercer: METEORA!!!! ARES VENDETTA COMES DOWN WITH A METEORA AS EVERY BIT OF ENERGY AND WEIGHT WITHIN HIM COMES CRASHING DOWN INTO THE CHEST OF THIS 112 POUND WOMAN!!! JESUS CHRIST!!
Kawajai: I can’t even look at this..
Mercer: Lannister is speechless! He looks broken! I can’t believe it, but he looks broken! Ares is laughing! He’s having the best time of his life out there! He looks vindicated! He looks satisfied with what he’s just done!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: The damaged Referee finally manages to call for the bell, but this… The damage has already been done…
Announcer: The Winners of this contest by disqualification… Aren Mstislav and Athena Vendetta….
Mercer: Aren may have just won this match, but he looks far from a winner tonight… He looks as helpless as Lannister and the rest of RAGNAROK as he can only look on… Ares… Hold on.. KENDRA’S PULLING THE UNCONSCIOUS ATHENA UP! ARES IS SET UP IN THE CORNER WITH SOMETHING IN MIND! COME ON, ARES, YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH! YOU GOT YOUR VENGEANCE! YOU GOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR!
(The cage begins to rise)
Mercer: ARES CHARGES!! PUNT TO THE SKULL!!!! NO–ARES AND KENDRA BOLT FROM THE RING AS RAGNAROK STORM IT AS SOON AS THE CAGE IS HIGH ENOUGH!! KENDRA AND ARES ESCAPE AS A BLOODIED AND BATTERED ATHENA VENDETTA IS LEFT TO BE TENDED TO BY RAGNAROK!
(Lannister holds Athena as Matt demands for medical technicians to get out here while Psycho Brody helps a handcuffed Aren Mstislav)
Kawajai: An appalling sight… Unbelievable what these people are capable of… How anyone could do stuff like this is beyond me… I get wanting payback, but this wasn’t payback. This was nothing but a sociopath torturing someone because they’re weaker. That’s all Ares Vendetta is: a sociopath.
(Several medical technicians rush down to help Athena as an expressionless Lannister holds her)
Mercer: Ares got what he came for, I suppose, but he may have done something he can never take back here tonight. You can guarantee Lannister won’t take this sitting down. Ares called this a war… Now I think I believe it.
( Short commercial break )
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The winner of this match qualifies directly for the 2015 Cash in the Vault Ladder Match at PAIN FOR PRIDE 8!
(“Subconscious” by Julia Claris plays as Carlos Rosso and Poison walk to the ring in attire mocking the usual entrance of GI Styles and Dr. Hawke, drawing a loud smattering of boos from those in attendance. Carlos is decked out in a red vest and black trunks similar to GI’s usual gear; Poison in a dark grey business suit and skirt combination with fake glasses.)
Stew-O: Wow……talk about a total lack of respect. Carlos and Poison playing some head games it looks like, mocking GI Styles.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana weighing in at 211 pounds, the Red Angel…..CARLOS….ROOOOOOOOOSSSSOOOO!
HBG: Now this is just going a little bit far out there, don’t you think? Carlos and GI were good friends and I know there is a lot of bad blood but this is a bit childish. Being a former Interwire and Unified Tag Champion, Carlos Rosso should know better.
(Carlos Rosso’s entrance theme fades out before the sound of a lone coin dropping. Suddenly, “Rainmaker” by Yonosuke Kitamura plays in the arena is the crowd roars in approval of GI Styles, who has chosen to sport ring gear inspired by Carlos’s old “Rainmaker” apparel. Dr Hawke is with him as well in normal clothes as GI does Carlos’s “Rainmaker Pose”, fake “GI Dollars” falling. through the arena.)
Announcer: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 221 Pounds….G…I….STYLES!
Stew-O: Poison is absolutely losing her mind in the ring as GI makes his way down the entrance ramp! Looks like their little prank has been upstage.
HBG: Carlos doesn’t look particularly bothered by it though. He’s looking more like he can’t believe what he’s seeing. If you ask me, both of these guys are having a full-blown identity crisis.
(DING DING DING!!)
Stew-O: The bell sounds and here we go in this Cash in the Vault qualifier. A lot of bad blood between these two as they head towards the center of the ring to get this match started. There’s a few words exchanged and even on PPV it would probably be best not to repeat them. Collar-and-elbow tie up and Carlos is able to drive GI back into the ropes. The referee is calling for a clean break, Dr. Hawke practically screaming for one! Carlos does so and shoves GI in the chest before standing back.
(Carlos does his old “Rainmaker” pose in the middle of the ring as the crowd boos… then is immediately dropkicked by GI.)
HBG: I think the time for showboating is over as Carlos scrambles to his feet, GI catches him with a standing kick sending him to the corner! Carlos in trouble early on as he is caught within GI’s grip and GI starting to land some hard Muay Thai style knees to the body! Carlos in trouble early on! One more big knee that catches Carlos square in the chest and sends him down to the canvas! Carlos clutching at his chest as he rolls out of the ring.
Stew-O: Carlos out to have a word with Poison while Dr. Hawke is clapping in GI’s corner, very much pleased as GI has control early on in this massive match. The referee being a bit generous with his ring-out count, instead imploring Carlos to get back into the ring, which Carlos finally does with a little hesitation.
HBG: I don’t blame him for hesitating like he has. If you were getting the crap kicked out of you, you wouldn’t be in a hurry either.
Stew-O: Carlos is standing in the ring now with GI, looking like he’s going to go for a takedown but GI quick to step out of the way and avoid it. GI tries a quick side kick but Carlos dodges it and lands hard right hand of his own. He grabs GI and nails him with a quick european uppercut before launching his former into the ropes… BIG Lariat from Carlos as he sends GI down to the mat with authority!
HBG: Carlos wasting little time as he picks up GI of the mat, a very quick belly to belly suplex before he goes for a fast cover, trying to catch his former partner off guard.
ONE!!!… TWO!!!
HBG: GI kicking out.
Stew-O: Carlos immediately on top of GI Styles and starting to rain down punches and big elbow shots! GI is doing a good job covering up so not really that much landing on his head! His forearms are taking most of the punishment. The referee isn’t stepping in for a break as Carlos continues to rain down blows!
HBG: GI kicking him hard, trying to get some distance between the two men. Carlos voluntarily gets up and brushes his foot over the forehead of GI. GI quickly springs up and Carlos is standing right in front of him, goading GI to hit him in the face!
Stew-O: GI responds with an open-palmed slap to the face! Carlos retalitates….
NOW GI AGAIN!
CARLOS NOT BACKING DOWN, FIRING ANOTHER SLAP!
CARLOS WITH A FOREARM SHOT!
GI WITH ONE AS WELL!
CARLOS KEEPS FIRING AWAY!
GI WITH ANOTHER THAT NEARLY SLAPS CARLOS’S MOUTHPIECE OUT!
CARLOS RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER!
GI STAGGERED BUT RESPONDS WITH A HEADKICK THAT NEARLY TAKES CARLOS’S HEAD OFF! Carlos down in a heap, GI looking for the cover!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!…
Stew-O: Carlos getting a shoulder up!
HBG: Carlos is obviously a bit shaken up after that headkick and GI is stalking him, could he be looking for that Deadlift German that he’s used to win so many matches in the past? GI gets up behind Carlos but gets met with a vicious spinning back elbow that sends him reeling into the ropes! Carlos pulls GI off the ropes… LIGHTING SPIRAL!? I’ve never seen Carlos employ that move before but he goes for a quick cover but GI kicks out.
Stew-O: Carlos still on top of GI, landing some vicious elbow strikes… BUT GI CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD! He’s going for a Kimura lock! Carlos a bit stranded from the safety of the ropes as GI scrambles to get that arm-shattering submision in place! Carlos was a bit carless and now he could be playing the price! It’s locked in! GI STYLES HAS IT LOCKED IN AND YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ON CARLOS’S FACE AS HE DESPERATELY TRIES TO BREAK GI’S GRIP!
HBG: GI has it locked in but Carlos is trying to roll free of it. The referee in position to ask Carlos if he wants to quit but Carlos says no! He’s trying to reach out with one of those long legs to get to the bottom rope and does!
(The referee demands GI break the hold and he does so immediately, earning a bit of applause from the fans in attendance.)
Stew-O: Carlos with a great escape you have to say, but notice that GI managed to get a lot of damage done to Carlos’s right arm. That’s the arm he loves to use that Angel’s Wing clothesline with. How is Carlos going to survive with such a big part of his arsenal taken away from him?!
HBG: GI back up onto his feet as he kicks Carlos right in the ribcage before pulling him up to his feet. He goes for a vertical suplex and connects it flawlessly! Carlos in serious trouble, on his back in the middle of the ring, GI retreating to one of the corners… wait…. no… no… no (EXPLETIVE) WAY! GI getting riled up in the corner and if I’m right he’s about to hit Carlos with a move he knows pretty well! Carlos groggily getting to a knee… GI FROM BEHIND WITH A VICIOUS BOMA-YE! CARLOS’S OWN MOVE CONNECTING FLUSH WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD COURTESY OF GI STYLES!
Stew-O: Carlos is out cold! GI is on his way to Pain for Pride it looks like. He goes for the cover, the crowd on their feet!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!!!!… THREE!!!
Stew-O: NO!? Carlos barely, and I mean BARELY managed to get his shoulder off the mat before the referee counted to three! GI is shocked, Dr. Hawke is shocked, Poison is slamming at the ring apron, desperately trying to rouse Carlos to his feet!
HBG: The Identity crisis betwen these two continues! Carlos busting out old GI moves, GI doing the same. GI is pulling Carlos to his feet, he gets behind him…DEADLIFT GERMAN ON THE WAY… but Carlos manages to pull the ropes and keep himself from getting suplexed! GI lets go and Carlos comes in looking for a clothesline, GI ducks… BRAVE DANCE!!!! GI just caught Carlos with another one of his old partner’s favorite moves… Carlos is barely standing as GI is quickly back up to his feet, gutwrench in place… and now… YESSS! DEADLIFT SUPLEX! THIS HAS TO BE OVER!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!!…
HBG: KICKOUT!!!
Stew-O: How? How on earth did Carlos kick out of that!? There’s no way he should even be standing! GI is in a bit of shock too. He gets up and immediately starts targeting the injured arm of Carlos with vicious kicks! Carlos is trying to use his back to shield his arm and take the brunt of the kicks! GI lands one more vicious kick before grabbing Carlos off the mat… LEAPING CROSS ARM BREAKER FROM GI STYLES! HE’S GOING TO MAKE CARLOS TAP OUT! THIS ONE SHOULD BE OVER!
HBG: Carlos scrambling as best as he can to keep his arm from getting bent back! Carlos manages to get up off the canvas and grab at his hand… clenching them together as GI tries desperately to get the hold properly applied again. Carlos is standing up… GI now looking for a Triangle choke now that the armbreaker’s a no go…
Stew-O: Carlos is picking him up…you can hear the pain in his voice, there’s no way his arm should be working… CARLOS LIFTS GI OFF THE CANVAS AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS POWERBOMB! HOLY RAMPAGE JACKSON! Wait… Carlos isn’t done… He’s setting GI Styles up for the Styles Clash… and it connects! Carlos thinks it’s over as he rolls GI and himself over for the pin!
Referee: ONE!… TWO!…
Stew-O: KICKOUT! GI GETS A SHOULDER UP!
HBG: I don’t know how he’s doing this! I haven’t seen Carlos even use that particular combination of moves in about five years! He’s digging as far into the bag of tricks as he can and still can’t find anything to take GI Styles out. He grabs GI Styles by the trunks to pull him up and. Is he going to try for the Angel’s Wing with his hurt arm!? Carlos turns GI Styles around… ANGELS WING IS DODGED BY GI STYES WHO LANDS A VICIOUS KICK TO THE INJURED ARM THAT SENDS CARLOS DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: GI sprinting off the ropes as he pounces off the ropes with the SLIDING D! Carlos down and in trouble as GI goes for the cover one more time!
ONE!!… TWO!!… THREE!!!!
Stew-O: NO! Carlos had the wherewithal to get his foot on the bottom rope! Twice the ropes have saved him from total defeat tonight! GI Getting frustrated now as well. He pulls Carlos up to his feet and lifts him up on his shoulders… but Carlos is struggling! Carlos nailing him with hard elbows to the head and slips out of GI’s grip and lands on his feet behind him, wrist clutch from behind… ANGEL’S WING! IT FINALLY CONNECTS! CARLOS is writhing around on the mat in pain, that move maybe doing more damage to himself than GI, who is groggy but moving!
Stew-O: Carlos pulls GI up again as Poison and Dr. Hawke both look on concerned. A SECOND ANGEL’S WING CONNECTS! GI IS MOTIONLESS ON THE CANVAS! CARLOS FALLS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE……….
Stew-O: NO!?!??!!?! GI KICKED OUT OF NOT ONE BUT TWO ANGEL’S WING LARIATS! CARLOS IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED!
HBG: Carlos staggering up to his feet, barely able to move his right arm. What’s he looking for now!? GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER ON THE WAY… GI COUNTERS BY NAILING A BIG BACK BODY DROP! Carlos landed pretty awkwardly too! I THINK HIS ARM AND SHOULDER ARE INJURED PRETTY BADLY. GI groggy but turning his attention towards Carlos… GI LOOKING FOR ANOTHER BOMA-YE BUT IT MISSES! HE GOES CHARGING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… CARLOS GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND… A THIRD ANGEL’S WING WITH THE INJURED ARM!
Stew-O: Carlos not done as he lifts a barely moving GI off the canvas He lifts him up but can’t quite do it, the injured arm giving Carlos a lot of pain but he musters all the energy he still has left… GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER, THE RED SPIKE! CONNECTS THIS TIME! CARLOS HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Referee: ONE!!… TWO!!… THREE!!!!
(DING DING DING!!)
(“Money Power Respect” by The LOX ft. Lil Kim and DMX blares over the arena as Carlos rolls off of GI Styles. Poison and Dr. Hawke slide into the ring to check on their clients, Hawke trying to wake up GI; Poison attending to Carlos’s injured arm as his left is raised by the referee.)
Announcer: The winner of this match… CARLOS ROSSO! By virtue of this victory, Carlos Rosso has Qualified for the 2015 Cash in the Vault Ladder match!
Stew-O: It took everything in his arsenal to do it, but Carlos Rosso managed to pull off a huge win against his former Dynamite Rain tag team partner and is on his way to Wembley Stadium! What a physical matchup that was!
HBG: Carlos persevered through everything GI brought to the table, but in my opinion, I think both of these guys will be at Wembley Stadium next month in some shape or form! That was a hell of a match! Carlos has been in two CITV matches before. Could the third time be the Charm?
(Carlos looks up at the Pain for Pride sign hanging in a far corner of the arena and smiles, glancing up at it before leaving the ring.)
( http://i.imgur.com/DXf3i8E.png appears on screen )
( Buildup for the Vixens Triple Threat match is shown, showing the feud between Cherish and Maddie, the Dynasty Vixens Gauntlet and the chemistry between Tarah Nova, Cherish and Maddie over the past number of weeks. )
(We cut back to inside the arena as the ring announcer is preparing to kick things off.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Triple Threat match for the EAW Vixen’s Championship!
(A nice pop from the Beijing crowd as “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy plays as Maddie comes out all smiles to the ring and everything.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! From Tampa, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds, MADDDIIEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Here we go HBG! This match has been building for weeks and it’s finally time as Tarah Nova will be having her first official title defense since she won the belt back at Reckless Wiring two months ago!
HBG: And keeping in theme with tonight’s FPV name, this match will be contested under Triple Threat rules as both Maddie and Cherish scored double falls in the Number 1 Contender’s Gauntlet Match so they both were successful with gaining qualification into this match! Maddie is fired up and I think she’s ready to give it her all tonight!
(The music dies down as “Seven Devils” by Florence And The Machine plays as Cherish walks out to the ring with a fairly sadistic smile on her face as the crowd gives her a nice pop.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next! From Raleigh, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds, CHERRRRIIISHHH!!!
Stew-O: Cherish has proved to herself to be one of the most formidable vixens in recent weeks and I know for a fact that she can definitely give Tarah Nova a run for her money that’s for sure!
HBG: Cherish is an incredible competitor and I know for a fact that both Maddie and Tarah might have a hard time when it comes to competing against her in the ring, especially with the Vixen’s Championship on the line!
(Finally, “Boss’s Daughter” by Pop Evil plays to a big reaction from the crowd as Tarah Nova walks out holding her Vixen’s Championship above her head up high as she walks down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: And from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 120 pounds, she is the current EAW Vixen’s Champion. She is “The Vixen Killer” TARRRAHHH NNNOOOOVVAAA!!!
Stew-O: And you can just hear this thunderous ovation for the champion as she walks out to the ring and is ready to compete tonight!
HBG: This is going to be a great match and an interesting situation too as Tarah Nova does not have to be involved in the decision to lose her championship. I can’t wait for this to begin!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! TRIPLE THREAT RULES! EAW VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! Tarah is resting near the ropes whilst Maddie and Cherish are parked up in opposite turnbuckles as WAIT WHAT!? MADDIE AND CHERISH DIVE STRAIGHT FOR THE CHAMPION AND BEGIN NAILING A SERIES OF STRIKES TRYING TO TAKE HER OUT!
HBG: THESE STRIKES ARE JUST RELENTLESS! MADDIE AND CHERISH ARE JUST GOING HARDCORE AT THE MURDER CITY VIXEN! Throwing strikes like crazy over here as MADDIE CHARGES AT TARAH AND CLOTHESLINES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: BUT TARAH HOLDS ONTO THE ROPE AS THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION LANDS ON THE APRON! But wait Cherish stares at Nova AS SHE PULLS HERSELF BACK JUST AS TARAH IS GETTING UP! Cherish clocks herself back AND NAILS TARAH DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD WITH THE SUPERKICK! AND TARAH GOES FLYING OFF OF THE APRON AND CRASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE! Did we…did we just witness Cherish and Maddie teaming up!?
HBG: I don’t think so Stew-O but think about from their perspective! This is smart strategy here by both Cherish and Maddie! They can put their differences aside for just one moment just to get rid of the champion then that’s one less person they have to worry about! Cherish and Maddie are facing off in the middle of the ring preparing to go! AND MADDIE AND CHERISH LOCK UP! There’s no love here tonight!
Stew-O: But I wouldn’t expect anything more with the Vixen’s Championship on the line! MADDIE QUICKLY SLIPS BEHIND CHERISH AND LOCKS IN A HAMMERLOCK AS SHE’S APPLYING THE PRESSURE TIGHTLY! Cherish is trying to get out of it as she’s fighting! Fighting to escape this hold! AND CHERISH ROLLS THROUGH AND KIPS UP AS SHE LANDS BACK ON HER FEET! AND NOW SHE CONNECTS A HAMMERLOCK OF HER OWN ONTO MADDIE!
HBG: And you can see the look on Maddie’s pain as she definitely in a major spot of pain right now as Cherish is cranking that arm back as far as she can AND WAIT MADDIE IS HITTING A SERIES OF ELBOWS TO CHERISH’S GUT! SHE’S NAILING THESE ELBOWS AS HARD AS SHE CAN AS SHE SENDS CHERISH OFF OF HER! Cherish lets go of the hold and has her back turned towards Maddie AS MADDIE RACES TO THE ROPES! She rebounds off as Maddie CHARGES AHEAD FOR A SPEAR! NOOOO!!! CHERISH TURNED AROUND AT THE LAST SECOND AND COUNTERED DRILLING MADDIE WITH A BIG TIME A BICYCLE KICK! Maddie goes down and Cherish hooks the leg! First cover of the match!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEE!!! TWWWWOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Maddie gets the shoulder up and this match is still continuing! Maddie is in some definite pain as Cherish lifts her up off of the campus and Cherish once again has that sinister smile on her face! I think Maddie is in some definite trouble now! Maddie is pushed over to the ropes by Cherish AS MADDIE IS IRISH WHIPPED TOWARDS THEM! Maddie hits the ropes at full speed and comes back AS CHERISH GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
HBG: But Maddie ducks the attempt and is going to hit the other side of the ropes here AND WAIT WHAT!? TARAH NOVA IS BACK UP! Maddie hits the ropes AND THE SPLIT SECOND SHE DOES TARAH GRABS ONTO HER FOOT AND PULLS HER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: And I think the Vixen’s Champion is now getting her taste of the action as she’s just nailing a series of shots to Maddie! BUT MADDIE COUNTERS AND FIRES AN ELBOW AT TARAH! The Murder City Vixen is hit by that shot as MADDIE RUNS ON THE OUTSIDE AND CHARGES FOR A LEAPING BLOW! She takes flight…AND TARAH DROPS HER WITH A BIG BOOT! Maddie’s head ricocheting of the floor here! BUT WAIT WHAT IS CHERISH DOING!?
HBG: I think the vixen from Raleigh is surveying the scene in front of her AND SHE IMMEDIATELY GUNS TO THE OUTSIDE! CHERISH RACES AT BREAKNECK SPEED AND SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE OPPOSITE ROPE AND CONNECTS A PICTURE PERFECT SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY ONTO TARAH NOVA BELOW! That was just absolutely incredible! We need a replay of this! NOW!
(A replay flies up on the screen of Cherish hitting the springboard crossbody onto Tarah.)
Stew-O: Look at the situation HBG! All three vixens are down and out! This is how much it means to the three of them! The Vixen’s Championship is on the line! AND WAIT CHERISH IS MOVING! Cherish is the first one up I think! And so is Maddie! Maddie is still clutching on to her head feeling the effects of that big boot from earlier AND WAIT TARAH IS GETTING UP AS WELL! I thought that crossbody would do some more damage to her but all three vixens are slowly getting back up to their feet here and the crowd is just loving every single second of it!
HBG: AND CHERISH SWINGS A RIGHT HAND AT NOVA BUT NOVA CATCHES IT AND THE VIXEN KILLER SENDS CHERISH BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! Maddie comes charging into the fray BUT NOVA CATCHES HER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! And Tarah is not done! TARAH GRABS ONTO MADDIE’S HEAD AND DRIVES IT STRAIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST!
Stew-O: Good god what an impact! Maddie immediately goes down as she clutches her head and she goes down onto the outside as Tarah Nova grabs Cherish and rolls her back into the ring! Tarah quickly follows Cherish back in as Nova quickly stalks back behind her and lifts her off the ground! AND SHE SLAMS CHERISH DIRECTLY INTO POSITION AS SHE SETS HER UP FOR THE SITOUT POWERBOMB! TARAH LIFTS HER UP…AND THE TARAH BOMB CONNECTS RIGHT THERE! THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE! TTTTWWWOOOOO!!
HBG: Cherish kicks out! This contest has gone for a bit over fifteen minutes now and this vixen’s are definitely given it their all in this contest right here! The Vixen Killer lifts Cherish back up off of her feet AND MOVES HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS! TARAH’S GOT HER HIGH UP AS SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE MURDER CITY PLUNGE! THE GTS! THE GO TO SLEEP! SHE’S PREPARING TO END THIS RIGHT NOW! TARAH LIFTS CHERISH UP! MURDER CITY PLUNGE!!!
Stew-O: NNNOOOOO!! Just before Tarah Nova can connect with the move Cherish lands behind her stopping the attack at the last minute! Tarah turns around AND CHERISH CLOCKS HER WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE! Tarah falls back just a little bit AS CHERISH CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER HARD SHOT! And Cherish is just bulldozing her way through with kicks as she’s sending Tarah Nova back to the turnbuckle with shot after shot after shot here!
HBG: These kicks are coming hard and heavy now as Tarah is just being rocked by these hard, hard shots! AND CHERISH HAS PARKED TARAH DIRECTLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS CHERISH GOING NUTS WITH THESE SHOTS RIGHT NOW. Kicks heading to the body and chest area as Cherish nails one emphatic shot to Tarah’s gut, doubling the champion over!
Stew-O: And Tarah’s out of it now as Cherish backs herself up! SUPERKICK!? ONE MORE TIME!? Cherish pulls herself back…AND NAILS IT! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS DIRECTLY TO THE JAW OF THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION WITH THAT SHOT JUST ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE ARENA AS TARAH COLLAPSES ON THE CANVAS! AND CHERISH IS GETTING DIRECTLY UP IN HER GRILL! JUST SHOUTING DIRECTLY AT HER!
HBG: I think the inner Cherish has finally be unleashed tonight! Those kicks were just absolutely brutal and now Cherish is getting directly into the face of the Murder City Vixen AS HANG ON MADDIE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CHERISH HAS NO IDEA! Maddie crouches up behind Cherish as the Raleigh vixen is still giving Tarah a piece of her mind AS MADDIE SLIPS BEHIND CHERISH AND ROLLS HER UP! CATCHING CHERISH COMPLETELY OFF-GUARD!
Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEE!!! TWWWWOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: NNNNNOOOO!!! CHERISH KICKS OUT! Maddie nearly had this match one and nearly got herself the Vixen’s Championship whilst she was at it! Both Maddie and Cherish spring up to their feet AS CHERISH GOES TO CLOTHESLINE MADDIE! NO! MADDIE DUCKS! Cherish turns back around AND MADDIE CONNECTS WITH A QUICK BOOT TO THE GUT BEFORE SHE LOCKS CHERISH IN AND PREPARES TO SUPLEX HER!
HBG: Maddie lifts up one! AND CHERISH PLANTS HER FEET BACK ON THE GROUND NO DICE! Maddie goes to suplex her for a second time here! AND ONCE AGAIN NOTHING! Cherish goes up and quickly goes back down! BUT MADDIE QUICKLY NAILS A FEW LEFT HANDS TO THE MID-SECTION DAZING CHERISH A LITTLE BIT AS MADDIE TRIES ONE MORE TIME! AND THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM! MADDIE HAS CHERISH UP!
Stew-O: BUT CHERISH MOVES AROUND IN MID-AIR AND LANDS BEHIND HER! Cherish lands behind her with Maddie not knowing what’s going on AS CHERISH JUMPS IN AND LOCKS IN THE OCTOPUS HOLD! THE SUBMISSION MOVE IS IN! THE COLLOPORTUS IS LOCKED IN TIGHTLY AS MADDIE IS NOW IN SOME VERY VERY BIG TROUBLE!
HBG: And we can see the light fading from Maddie’s eyes as she’s trying to fight it but no avail whilst Cherish is still pulling back as far as she possibly can! MADDIE GOES DOWN TO ONE KNEE! The hold is still locked incredibly tightly now as MADDIE IS NOW DOWN ON BOTH KNEES WHILST CHERISH IS STILL IN PLACE LOCKING THE MOVE ON! MADDIE IS GOING TO TAP! MADDIE REACHES OUT HER HAND!
Stew-O: AND WHAT THE HELL!? TARAH NOVA IS BACK UP! SHE’S RECOVERED FROM CHERISH’S KICKS! Tarah races across the ring AND JUMPS UP AND NAILS THE CURB STOMP ONTO MADDIE JUST AS THE TAMPA BAY VIXEN WAS ABOUT TO TAP OUT! Cherish rolls off of Maddie as Maddie’s head is driven to the canvas as Tarah connects with the Rude Awakening from out of nowhere! Maddie hits the canvas hard as Cherish rolls away and Tarah hooks the leg and goes for the pin!
Referee: ONNNNNNNEEE!! TWWWOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Tarah Nova quickly slides out of the ring and grabs her Vixen’s Championship before she quickly ascends up the ramp as “Boss’s Daughter” plays once again.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! The winner of this match and STILLLLLLLL the EAW Vixen’s Champion, TARAH NOVA!
HBG: Tarah Nova is successful in her first defense of the Vixen’s Championship after hitting the Rude Awakening from out of nowhere!
Stew-O: Cherish nearly had this match won! She was so close to having her hand raised at the end of it and Maddie put up an amazing fight and I have no doubt in mind that if both of these Vixens keep doing what they do they’ll taste championship gold sooner or later!
HBG: But Tarah Nova did retain and she proved tonight why she is the champion! She saw an opportunity in front of her and she struck at exactly the right time. That’s what it means to be champion, that’s what it takes to be champion and that’s why she is walking out of Beijing tonight as still the EAW Vixen’s Champion!
(The camera pans backstage where Max A. Million stands.)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time… Vance Tybull.
(Vance Tybull walks up to Max, wearing a half unbuttoned black dress shirt and a pair of black jeans. He gives Max a smirk.)
Max: Now Vance, I understand you asked for this time to make a statement?
Vance: I sure did. I’ve been telling everybody for weeks what my goals are. I’ve made no bones about it, I’ve got my eyes on the National Elite prize. I continue to be undefeated here in EAW, and I’m honestly tired of waiting in line. What more do I have to prove? Tonight, instead of defending his National Elite Championship, Tiberius Jones is teaming with an apparently un-retired Jaywalker to face Christopher Corrupt and Jacob Senn.
Now I have no stake in the outcome of this match, I don’t care who wins and who loses. I’ve beaten Jacob Senn. I’ve beaten Christopher Corrupt. And to be honest with you, I don’t give two damns about Jaywalker, so that only leaves me with one ass in the match I have left to kick. But let me ask you a question, Max. When was the last time Tiberius Jones defended his title?
Max: …
Vance: The answer is never. Since winning that Championship before the Grand Rampage, the man has not attempted to defend his title one time. Let’s put an end to that, shall we? Tiberius! I know I’m on your radar, and I know you’re watching this right now as you’re getting ready for your match, so listen to me closely. Next week, Dynasty is going to be LIVE from New Zealand… If you’re any kind of man -which I’m still honestly questioning – then you will face me one-on-one, no clauses in your contract, no tag team partners, no funny business; just you putting the National Elite Championship up for grabs against me. Don’t consider this a challenge, consider this as me pulling the punk card on your ass. Don’t be a bitch and show up for the biggest ass-kicking of your life. You can call it “The Beat Down, Down Under.” That belt is mine, son.
(Vance walks off leaving Max with a pretty shocked look on his face.)
Max: There you have it fellas, we could potentially have a National Elite Championship match on our hands next week!
(The camera pans back to the arena as the focus is on Stew-O and HBG.)
Stew-O: What bold words that have come from the mouth of Vance Tybull and… we have just received word from Sebastian Monroe himself!
HBG: That’s right! Next week’s main event is in order! Tiberius Jones is set to defend his National Elite Championship against Vance Tybull in singles competition! This is incredible!
Stew-O: The National Elite Championship on the line against the undefeated streak! That is set to be an amazing contest, however we turn right now towards the action that is coming your way next! Jaywalker and Tiberius Jones are set to take on two men who they have made trouble with recently, Jacob Senn and Christopher Corrupt, in tag team action!
HBG: Jaywalker and Tiberius Jones are seemingly going to be the more cohesive unit in this team, but with their opponents having a common goal in this match, they might serve as a huge threat to their chances of winning.
(A recap is shown of the events that have led to this match as the camera diverts over to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
(“Wolves Amongst The Sheep” by Vinnie Paz plays as we see Tiberius Jones with his hooded jacket and Komodo dragon mask on with Joseph Anubis at his side, before they split with an opening in the middle as Jaywalker walks out with an intimidating aura as he looks around the arena.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, they are from Gaia… at a combined weight of 473 pounds… the team of JAYWAAALLLKKKEERRR AND TIBERRRIIIUUUSSS JOOONNNEEESSS!!!
Stew-O: Jaywalker returns to action tonight and he looks more intimidating than ever! Arguably the most dominant elitist to ever step foot in an EAW ring, this man has aligned with Tiberius Jones and Joseph Anubis in a quest to bring forth a culling.
HBG: He sure has that aura basked around him, but this culling of theirs is said to begin with Jacob Senn as an “eradication” of those who are not fit to be here. With Jaywalker behind their cause, it is not too far from a correct statement there!
(A mix of “My Demons” by Starset and “Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam blasts from the speakers as Jacob Senn and Christopher Corrupt step out to the crowd as they look to one another and shake hands before walking down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 415 pounds… they are the team of JACCCOOOBBB SENNNNNN AND CHRISTTTOOOPPPHHHEEERRR CORRRRRRUUUPPPTTT!!!
HBG: These two men have been continually wronged by Tiberius in the past and Jacob Senn was targeted exclusively and eliminated by Jaywalker in the Grand Rampage match! Both men have their issues with their opponents that serve as a common goal!
Stew-O: Yes, but other than that, what do these men have to make them a cohesive unit? These men have never teamed before and even though the same could be made for Jaywalker and Tiberius, they are on the same wavelength in a psychological state!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Well, this battle is kicking off between these four fighters as they prepare for the fight at hand. Jaywalker has chosen to be the first to stay in the ring to fight, as Tiberius exits the ring and leaves a confident smile on his face. Corrupt and Senn start to kind of get into a heated discussion about who should start off this match, with Senn bowing out and walking out to the apron.
HBG: Corrupt has not noticed that Jaywalker as decided to be the first to enter and when Corrupt spots this, he stops right where he is as Jaywalker starts to make his way towards Corrupt! Corrupt tags in Jacob as he steps out to the apron and motions for him to enter the ring, leaving Jaywalker for him to fight! Corrupt, thinking about himself here, as he knows that getting inside the ring with Jay right out of the gate might not turn out well!
Stew-O: Jacob, rolling his eyes, enters the ring as he stands before Jaywalker, who stands calm with the intimidating demeanor with a cold stare penetrating through the very soul of Jacob Senn! Jacob and Jaywalker circle around the ring as they attempt to weigh up one another as Jay quickly pops strikes, landing nowhere with Senn dodging, while Senn lifts for kicks, but Jay steps away from them!
HBG: Both men continue to circle the ring and testing the waters with the others as they look for just one strike that could set this match into motion for their favor! Jaywalker reaches out with an open palm in the air as Jacob reaches out to grab… AS JAY PULLS HIMSELF IN BY THE LEG OF JACOB! THE QUICK REFLEXES THERE AS HE POUNCED ON THAT!
Stew-O: Jaywalker tries to position him into the turnbuckle BUT JACOB SPINS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GETS OUT OF THERE! Jacob walks around the ring with a smile on his face, happy it seems to be out of that predicament! They both go back to the starting stages again, testing one another as they both reach out this time… JACOB ROLLS UNDER AS HE GOES FOR THE ROLL-UP PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…
HBG: JAYWALKER INSTANTLY THROWS JACOB OFF OF HIM AS HE FALLS HARD ONTO THE CANVAS! Jaywalker gets back to his feet quickly as does Jacob BUT JAY DARTS TOWARDS HIM AS HE HOISTS HIM IN THE AIR BY THE STOMACH! JAYWALKER DRIVES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A SHOULDER THRUST!
Stew-O: Jacob is in the corner as this does not bode well for him! Jaywalker relentlessly drives shoulder after shoulder into the abdomen of Senn! Jaywalker gets back up as starts to land devastating punches all over his body! A punch into the face, the midsection, to the chin, to the shoulder, all over the place on the body of Jacob as Jay is pulverizing him in the corner!
HBG: This is a horrible place for Senn to be in as Corrupt is worried about what his partner is going to do to be able to get out of this position! Jaywalker lands a headbutt right into the forehead of Senn as he is left dazed with Jay taking a step back! Jaywalker rushes back towards Senn AS HE LANDS A RUNNING UPPERCUT RIGHT INTO HIS CHIN THAT CAUSES HIM TO COLLAPSE OUT OF THE CORNER!
Stew-O: The brutality shown by Jaywalker is just astounding as when he saw a sliver of a moment to strike against Senn, he just ran with it! Jaywalker pulls Jacob out of the corner and drops down to where he goes for the pin on him!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…
HBG: Jacob gets the shoulder up as he must be feeling the effects of that beating he received from Jay! Jaywalker sits up above Senn as he starts landing shots right into the face of Jacob! Punches just landing one after the other into his face as Jay is just not giving an inch in this fight! This is a slaughter right here, Stew! Just a massacre!
Stew-O: Jaywalker stands back to his feet and much to the glee of Tiberius Jones, Jacob Senn turns over and looks towards Corrupt as he wants to tag out of the match! Jacob starts to inch his way towards him BUT JAYWALKER STOMPS RIGHT IN THE SPINE OF JACOB! Jaywalker grabs Senn by his hair as he starts to rise back up!
HBG: SENN LANDS A SHOOT KICK RIGHT IN JAY’S STOMACH CAUSING HIM TO REEL A BIT! Jacob turns around and starts to find a way to mount an offensive against Jaywalker as he starts to strike with a flurry of forearms into his jaw! Jacob takes a step back LOOKING FOR THE SUPERKICK RIGHT IN THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!
Stew-O: NO! JAY CATCHES HIS FOOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE AND THROWS HIM BACK FLAT ON HIS BACK! Jacob has taken a beating from Jaywalker as he slowly rises from the canvas as he looks at Jaywalker… who looks as if he is just getting started in this match much to the shock of not only Jacob and Corrupt, but to the fans as well!
HBG: Jacob walks back and tags in Corrupt as he exits the ring looking for a breather! Corrupt slowly enters the ring as he stands across from Jay as he paces himself! Corrupt strikes with the kick to the chest BUT JAY GRABS IT AND LANDS AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE LEG AS HE STUMBLES BACK! Jay grabs Corrupt and throws him into the turnbuckle just like he did Senn prior!
Stew-O: Jaywalker steps back and looks for a big boot to the head of Corrupt BUT CORRUPT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS JAYWALKER GETS STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE! Corrupt sees an opening as he lands a kick on the tied up leg! Corrupt pulls him down and spins him around to face him as he holds his hand up calling for it! THE CHOP-CHOP!
HBG: CORRUPT STARTS LANDING THE CHOPS RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF JAY AS HE LOOKS TO BE IN CHARGE OF THINGS RIGHT NOW! Corrupt is just wailing on him… BUT JAYWALKER JUST RISES OUT OF THE CORNER AS CORRUPT STOPS WHAT HE IS DOING!
Stew-O: Jay grabs Corrupt by the throat and throws him into the corner as he is livid at Corrupt! Jay lands a knife-edge chop that instantly turns Corrupt’s chest bright red as he caves his sternum in! Jay continues rapidly laying those chops in until he pulls him out of the corner! Jaywalker pulls Corrupt out of the corner as he lifts him up in the air DROPPING HIM WITH THE DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!
HBG: Jay is not finished with the young elitist as he grabs him by the hair and pulls him up to his feet! Jay looks over to Senn as he shakes his head in what looks to be disappointment as he grabs him by the throat! Jaywalker lifts Corrupt high in the air LANDING THE CHOKEBOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: JAYWALKER HOLDS HIS HAND THERE FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: WAIT… SENN SPRINGBOARDS WITH A SPRINGBOARD 450º SPLASH TO INTERRUPT THE PIN ON BOTH JAYWALKER AND CORRUPT! Jacob rolls back outside the apron as you can see that Tiberius Jones is not happy about that! Jacob is calling for the tag as Corrupt is crawling over to Senn!
HBG: Corrupt launches himself over MAKING THE TAG TO SENN! Jacob enters the ring as Jaywalker is almost to his feet! But wait a minute… Corrupt is leaving the ring! He is not standing on the apron! What is going on? Jacob turns and notice as Corrupt is saying something…
Corrupt: (CENSORED) YOU, SENN! You can have those two for yourself! I’m done with this (CENSORED)!
Stew-O: Corrupt is leaving Senn high and dry as Senn is wondering why he is doing this! Jacob better get back into the match before JAYWALKER CONNECTS WITH THE TRANSCENSION! NO! SENN DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE ROPES! SENN STARTS TO FIGHT BACK AS HE LANDS A POP-UP ENZIGURI TO THE TEMPLE TO SEND JAYWALKER DOWN TO THE MAT!
HBG: Tiberius Jones is begging to be inserted into this contest as this has not transformed into a handicap match thanks to Corrupt walking out on his partner! Jacob walks out onto the apron as he looks at the downed Jaywalker as he waits patiently for him to ascend from the mat!
Stew-O: Jaywalker rises back to his feet in a very timely manner as he looks over to Senn WHO HAS JUST LEAPED FROM THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE FROM SENN! NO! CATACLYSMIA! TIGER UPPERCUT KNEE LIFT SQUARE ON THE CHIN ON JACOB AS HE FALLS RIGHT ONTO THE CANVAS!
HBG: Jacob is out of this match! Jaywalker could go for the pin right now and this would all be over… however, I believe that Jaywalker wants to make sure to humiliate and send a message to others who dare try to do what Senn did! Jaywalker pulls Senn’s lifeless carcass up as he hooks him under his legs!
Stew-O: Jaywalker throws Jacob on his shoulders DRIVING HIM BACK DOWN ON THE MAT WITH THE 2ND SACRIFICE! THAT CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB HAS PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR THIS MATCH TONIGHT!
HBG: Indeed it has, Stew! Jaywalker covers Senn without even hooking the leg as he goes for the victory right here!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Wolves Amongst The Sheep” by Vinnie Paz plays in the background as Jaywalker rises above the fallen conqueror, Jacob Senn, as he rests his foot on his chest and Tiberius walks beside him as he taunts Jacob.)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners… JAYWALKER AND TIBERIUS JONES!!!
Stew-O: I cannot believe what we have just witnessed here tonight! Sheer and utter domination on Jacob Senn by the great elitist known as Jaywalker! Tiberius didn’t even have to lift a finger against him and yet, he is treating this as his biggest accomplishment since winning the National Elite Championship!
HBG: I am completely stunned and it might have been a smart move by Christopher Corrupt to leave the match and just let Jacob Senn handle this team, but I am just speechless at what we witness Jaywalker do in this ring! Not a shed of ring rust to be seen!
Stew-O: Well, I know one thing. Jacob is not going to be a happy man when he wakes up from the destruction he has went through at the hand of Jaywalker! Next week at Dynasty, we are bound to hear from him about tonight!
( Pain for Pride 8 teaser trailer )
( The RA is seen at the center of the ring )
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time the CHAIRMAN and OWNER of EAW…. ZAAAAAAAAAAACKK CRAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHH!!!
( “Outlaw” by Disciple hits and Zack Crash comes out to the ring in jeans and a sports coat flanked by Quality Control as he looks around, mockingly waving at the booing crowd )
Mercer: The EAW Chairman described what he has to say tonight in only one phrase: an announcement that will change the course of EAW History forever. What it’s about? What the repercussions will be? I’ve got no idea. You know my journalism abilities, Kawa, and even being the journalist that I am I wasn’t able to get even a CLUE what this was all about!
Kawajai: Then how about we do what everyone else has to do and that’s find out for ourselves?
( Crash enters the ring and has a microphone handed to him as he stands front and center )
Zack Crash: Ni-hou, Beijing! Hello to all of you beautiful people at home! I sure hope you’re enjoying this Triple Threat event, because if you like what you see now you’re gonna LOVE what we’ve got in store for you tonight. You see that’s the perks of having a company run by me… you get to see the quality of our product raise week after week, month after month. It seems as though ever since I took over this company has gotten bigger, better, more prestigious! Our EAW Network has MILLIONS of subscribers, our ratings have SPIKED! Our merchandise is flying off the rack, and we did what nobody thought we coul and and we toured damn near the entire GLOBE, six continents and packed arenas almost every single night. That’s LEGENDARY. NO OTHER company is doing that!
You see that’s what EAW is all about, competing with itself. That’s what made this company so great, that even I, a once aspiring professional wrestler decided to make this company my home. EAW hasn’t had any real competition in years, and that’s because we’ve monopolized the game! Now I’m looking to take it a step further… By creating a NEW WEEKLY EAW SHOW!!!
Mercer: A WHAT!?
Crash: That’s correct! The week following Pain for Pride 8 on July 5th, 2015, we will be having our yearly EAW DRAFT…. ON EAW: BATTLEGROUND!!!!!!
Kawajai: OH MY GOODNESS!!
Crash: That’s right! Every week, EAW: Battleground will host Inter branded matches, dream matches, competitive battles among the EAW roster against anyone in the EAW roster. It is the chance for newcomers, legends and everything in between to showcase their ability in a in ring based weekly show where unique opportunities lie in every corner. But believe it or not, this isn’t it…. You see I have an announcement tonight that’s going to change EAW history forever, and I’ll get right to it. You see with progression comes change. It’s hand in hand, they’re synonymous. With growth comes destruction. With evolution comes decay. For one thing to evolve something must be left behind, and to build you must destroy. So how, you may ask, can I possibly build EAW even more??? I’m going to have to destroy it. Not all of it, but I’m going to have to end a legacy in order to expand our horizons. The board and I have thought long and hard about this and we’ve decided that because an EAW show has been created, one must also go.
Mercer: What?
Crash: Which is why at Pain for Pride we are going to have a THREE WAY MATCH; one representative from Showdown, one representative from Dynasty, one representative from Voltage, all chosen by the General Managers of the respective brands. And the representative that takes the pin fall or submission in this match will be FIRED, and the brand they represent WILL CLOSE FOR GOOD.
( Zack Crash sets the mic down and exits the ring abruptly )
Mercer: …. WHAT????
Kawajai: …. Holy …. that absolutely came from left field…
Mercer: NO KIDDING! History making?? This is history altering and then some! With creation must come destruction, and because of that one of the EAW brands will be gone for good!
Kawajai: But… but who then will represent each brand???
Mercer: AMAZING! I could already feel the tension rising from Pain for Pride season, but now the stakes have just been raised TENFOLD!
Kawajai: Yeah… I’m still trying to let this sink in…. I don’t even know what to think…
( http://i.imgur.com/Jh8Pe6b.png is shown)
Kawajai: And now it’s time for the culmination of a rivalry that developed at the Grand Rampage when Y2Impact accidentally caused his associate, Charlie Scene, to lose to Xavier Williams for the EAW Championship. However, Impact would place the blame on Charlie and promptly cut all ties with him.. Or so he thought, until Charlie Scene brutally assaulted Impact and revealed who was truly using who as Charlie had never forgotten the beating Impact gave him a year ago. The tension is at a remarkable boiling point between these two and it overflows right now as they go one on one to settle this!
(Video package plays; recapping the feud between Y2Impact and Charlie Scene)
(Camera transitions back to the China National Tennis Center as the “Reincarnate” instrumental by Motionless in White plays all throughout the arena while Charlie Scene makes his way out to the stage with a look of determination, dressed in his usual long sleeve shirt and pants)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!… First, making his way towards the ring… From the North Central Correctional Institute in Marion, Ohio!… Weighing in at 230 pounds!… CHARLIE SCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!….
Kawajai: I don’t condone the actions this man has taken to get his due on Impact, but you can at least understand where he’s coming from with the brutal, unprovoked beating given to him a year ago just to get into Tyler Parker’s head. This match has been a long time coming for this man, and he certainly doesn’t want to let it slip through his fingers.
(A series of images of Impact’s time since his loss at Pain For Pride 7 is shown along with a countdown clock rapidly descending from that day until finally stopping at 5)
4…
3…
2….
1….
(The lights in the arena go out)
(“Howlin in the Woods” by The Crooked plays all throughout the arena as the lights come back on with several spotlights and blue and white pyro exploding back and forth along the stage as Impact is shown posing on the stage)
Mercer: Now THAT is how you make an entrance!
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way towards the ring… From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS “THE GOD OF WAR”, “GREED INCARNATE”, “THE CALM IN THE STORM”, “THE BIRD OF PREY”, “THE SECULAR PROPHET”, “THE KING OF ZEN”, “THE POMP PARAGON”, “THE MOUTH THAT ROARS”, “THE EYE IN THE SKY”, “THE INTERPRETER OF CONDOLENCE”, “THE SOLIPSISTIC ASSASSIN”, AND “THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION”…. Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMM–
Kawajai: HOLD ON–CHARLIE’S LEFT THE RING AND MEETS IMPACT UP ON THE RAMP AS THEY START TRADING SHOTS!! CHARLIE QUICKLY TAKES CONTROL AND SENDS IMPACT INTO THE BARRICADE! A DAMAGED IMPACT GOES STUMBLING AWAY IN PAIN AS CHARLIE GRABS A HOLD OF HIM! Impact throws an elbow back into the jaw of Charlie and immediately escapes into the ring! Charlie quickly follows in after him as the Referee calls for the bell to start this contest!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: Impact’s scrambling to get back to his feet as quickly as he possibly can, but he’s immediately struck with a boot to the back of the head from Charlie that sends him straight into the nearest corner! Charlie follows after him with a series of shots and forearms until Impact is rendered down in the corner! Charlie now with vicious stomps into Impact while the Referee begins a count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kawajai: Charlie breaks it up right before a potential disqualification as the Official tries to check on Impact.. CHARLIE COMES CHARGING AGAIN! Impact escapes by the skin of his teeth this time as he pulls himself to the outside! I can’t tell if he’s looking to recuperate or flee this whole match, cause I would believe either! Charlie exits to the outside and makes his way over to–IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND DROPS CHARLIE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! That one came out of left field! Impact stumbles into the barricade and realizes he has a golden opportunity to turn the control of this match into his favor before it’s too late! Charlie’s already almost up! Impact explodes off the barricade with a boot to the face of his opponent! Charlie’s downed as Impact lays into him with multiple stomps while the Referee begins to count both men out!
Referee: ONE!……….. TWO!……..
Mercer: Impact’s not done with him yet as he quickly pulls Charlie up.. Charlie’s already fighting with an elbow to the gut! Impact immediately drives Charlie shoulder-first into those steel steps with a big Irish whip! Charlie’s down once more as a satisfied Impact rolls back into the ring! He urges the Referee to keep going! He’s looking for a count-out victory!
Referee: FIVE!!………….. SIX!!………….. SEVEN!!………
Kawajai: Charlie’s doing everything he can to pull himself back up as he clutches the apron…
Referee: EIGHT!!!………
Mercer: AND CHARLIE PULLS HIMSELF BACK IN! Impact’s none too happy about that as he rushes in to bombard Charlie with a series of stomps to the head and back! Impact’s verbally abusing Charlie Scene as he lays into him!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Kawajai: Impact stops the attack and pulls Charlie up to his knees by his hair!
Impact (without a microphone): You wanna humiliate me, huh?! Do you know who I am?! I’m better than you could ever wish to be! I’m the best in this company!!
Mercer: Impact with a slap to the face of Charlie! Another slap! He drags him up to his feet… THE EVISCERATION!!!! THE CODEBREAKER CONNECTS… NO! CHARLIE’S NOT LETTING IT CONNECT! HE’S GOT IMPACT SUSPENDED IN THE AIR! THE STRENGTH OF CHARLIE! He’s maneuvering Impact onto his shoulders! Impact realizes he’s in a bad spot as he throws multiple shots into the head of Charlie! CHARLIE RUSHES FORWARD! POWERBOMB!!! A SHEER DROP POWERBOMB AS IMPACT GOES CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE AND LANDS HARD ON THE MAT BELOW!!! IMPACT MAY BE OUT COLD! The crowd collectively gasped as the Voltage General Manager landed and I don’t blame them! That was a nasty fall! The Referee has no choice but to count Impact out!
Referee: ONE!……….. TWO!………….. THREE!…………… FOUR!………….
Kawajai: Charlie pushes the Official out of the way and exits to the outside to break the count and continue this match! He’s not letting it end that way! Charlie’s got a year’s worth of anger and frustration to let out and he’s not letting it end this way, by count-out! He lays into a downed Impact with a few stomps before dragging him back up to a vertical base.. He immediately sends Impact skull-first into the barricade!
Referee: ONE!……… TWO!………… THREE!…..
Mercer: He pulls Impact back up.. And picks him up to drop him right onto the top of that barricade now! Charlie immediately goes back into the ring and promptly rolls back out to break the count! He doesn’t just want to win a match, but to TORTURE his opponent! And he… He’s definitely gonna go just that as he starts ripping off the mat on the outside! He’s got the cement underneath it exposed! Impact is in trouble if he doesn’t do something to stop this guy! Charlie’s got a look of pure joy as he grabs a hold of his former associate and pulls him up! Impact manages to break from Charlie’s grasp! KNIFE-EDGE CHOP CONNECTS!
Referee: TWO!………… THREE!……..
Kawajai: Charlie doesn’t even seem fazed! He just looks more pissed than anything! A second knife-edge chop from Impact! A third! A fourth! Charlie’s still very much standing! Impact can’t believe the resilience of this man! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI FROM IMPACT!! Nobody’s home as Charlie ducks it! HE IMMEDIATELY LOCKS THE WAIST OF IMPACT AND DEADLIFTS HIM UP!! LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THAT EXPOSED CEMENT!!
Referee: SIX!……………. SEVEN!!………
Mercer: IMPACT’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S FIGHTING FOR DEAR LIFE WITH ELBOWS INTO THE SIDE OF CHARLIE’S HEAD! He successfully escapes and turns around! Kick to the gut from Charlie! SNAP SUPLEX CONNECTS ON IMPACT AS HIS SPINE COLLIDES WITH THAT CEMENT!! CHARLIE QUICKLY CLIMBS BACK UP AND ROLLS IN AND OUT OF THE RING TO BREAK UP THE OFFICIAL’S COUNT AT NINE! He’s still not finished! Impact is writhing in pain on the ground here as Charlie pulls him back up… Charlie’s getting in his opponent’s face about throwing him into the steps… CHARLIE RETURNS THE FAVOR AND DRIVES IMPACT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! The top of those steps go flying off as Impact collides with them! Charlie grabs a hold of Impact’s head and drives him face-first into the bottom of the steps! Again! And again! AND AGAIN! Charlie pulls his opponent up… PULLING HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS ON THOSE STEPS!!! IMPACT IS ROLLING IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!!
Referee: SEVEN!!………… EIGHT!!………..
Kawajai: Charlie’s quick to pull himself back into the ring and back out yet again! He will not let this end so long as he can put Impact through Hell! Charlie sends Impact rolling back into the ring and follows him in.. Charlie’s completely in control here as he stalks Impact… He starts mocking Impact the way Impact mocked him as he smacks his opponent while Impact tries to climb back up to his feet! Charlie’s having fun with this! He looks like he’s having a good time as Impact clutches at his jeans to pull himself back up to his feet! You can see the red marks on Impact’s back after taking that offense from his opponent! He’s definitely in a great deal of pain right about now, but he’s still going! Charlie looks more amused than anything as he watches Impact struggle to pull himself up… He–IMPACT SPITS IN CHARLIE’S FACE?! He just spat in his face! Does this guy have a deathwish?! CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY TACKLES HIM!! HE’S LAYING INTO IMPACT WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! CLOSED-FIST SHOTS ALL OVER HIS OPPONENT!! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO START A COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Mercer: Charlie manages to break it up before he gets himself disqualified! The last thing he wants is to not only have his revenge stopped dead in its tracks, but to lose as well! Impact escapes to the corner as the Official scolds Charlie… Charlie nods and makes his way back over to–IMPACT SPRINGS UP WITH A LOUD SLAP TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE! Charlie can’t believe the gall of this man! CHARLIE LAYS INTO HIM WITH STOMPS AND SHOTS!! HE’S NOT LETTING UP!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE–
Kawajai: Charlie just BARELY manages to stop himself before it’s too late that time! I think it’s clear Impact is trying to goad him into a disqualification and it nearly worked there! Charlie has no choice but to back off as the Referee checks on Impact, who slowly pulls himself up in the corner.. He–PUSHES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY AND EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER!! CHARLIE SEES IT COMING AND NAILS IMPACT WITH A BICYCLE KICK! IMPACT’S STILL ON HIS FEET! CHARLIE TURNS HIM AROUND AND LOCKS THE WAIST! GERMAN SUPLEX!! CHARLIE BRIDGES FOR THE PIN OFF THAT VICIOUS SUPLEX!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!
Mercer: IMPACT KICKS OUT OF IT! He’s still in this! It’s gonna take more than that to keep a six-time World Champion down! Charlie looks a bit surprised at his opponent’s resilience, but seems intent on completely breaking him here as he drags the battered Y2Impact into position and makes his way to the corner… Charlie climbs up to the high rent district and perches himself, looking to end this! IMPACT PUSHES THE REFEREE INTO THE ROPES WITH HIS FOOT! The force is enough to cause Charlie to lose his balance and drop groin-first on the top turnbuckle! The Referee yells at Impact, but I don’t think the Voltage General Manager gives a damn by this point! Impact cringes in pain as he struggles to pull himself back up to his feet, but you can see that knowing smirk forming on his face as he sees his plan worked and that he now has a huge chance to take back control of this contest… Charlie is ripe for the picking as Impact pulls himself up to a vertical base and quickly makes his way towards his opponent.. Charlie looking to regain his balance… He’s stopped with a shot to the back from Impact! Another shot! Impact’s just throwing clubbing blows into his opponent! Impact may have something big in mind as he climbs up there with him.. He nails Charlie with shots to the back of the skull! Picking him up… BELLY TO BACK SUPERPLEX!!!
Kawajai: BOTH MEN GO CRASHING HARD DOWN UPON THE CANVAS!! IMPACT WRITHING IN PAIN AS HIS DAMAGED BACK LANDS WHILE CHARLIE WAS DRIVEN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL AT A GREAT HEIGHT AND GREAT VELOCITY!! Impact may have delivered the blow there, but it could still be anyone’s match by this point! They’re in a race to get to their feet! They seem evenly matched here as they both struggle through the pain to rise up… IMPACT’S UP FIRST AS HE NAILS CHARLIE WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!! Charlie nearly drops, but uses the ropes as a crutch! He’s hanging by a thread to stay on his feet! He may be concussed! Impact rushes back up as quickly as he can.. HE CHARGES! THE EVISCERATION!!!! THE SECOND ATTEMPT IS NO GOOD AS CHARLIE KEEPS IMPACT SUSPENDED IN THE AIR AGAIN! HE’S GOT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! IMPACT’S FIGHTING IT ONCE MORE!! THIS TIME IMPACT SUCCESSFULLY COUNTERS WITH A FRANKENSTEINER!!
Mercer: Impact finds himself mounted on the chest of Charlie Scene as he wastes no time laying into his opponent with several hard shots to the face!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kawajai: Impact puts a stop to the attack at the risk of a disqualification as he slowly rises back up to his feet… He knows he has Charlie exactly where he wants him… There’s that arrogance he’s Legendary for as he gets on his feet.. Impact mockingly pretends to kick dirt onto Charlie before charging into the ropes! LIONSAULT!!! CHARLIE GETS BOTH KNEES UP! IMPACT HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE LANDS IT AND GRABS BOTH LEGS OF CHARLIE!! CHARLIE’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT, BUT IMPACT’S QUICKLY OVERPOWERING HIM!! HE… HE ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK! HE’S GOT IT! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN ON CHARLIE SCENE!! CHARLIE’S STRUGGLING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES! THEY’RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!! IMPACT’S PUTTING EVERY LAST OUNCE OF ENERGY HE HAS INTO THIS HOLD AS CHARLIE WRITHES IN PAIN!! YOU CAN READ THE PAIN WRITTEN ON HIS FACE!! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST END IT HERE!
Mercer: I THINK CHARLIE WOULD SOONER PASS OUT FROM THE PAIN THAN GIVE UP HERE! HE’S AS STUBBORN AS THEY COME! IMPACT’S PRESSING MORE AND MORE ON HIS SPINE AND LEGS!! CHARLIE’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT LEFT IN THE TANK! HE DOESN’T WANT IT TO END HERE, BUT I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE! HIS FACE IS TURNING A BRIGHT SHADE OF RED! HE’S GONNA LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!! HE… HE’S POWERING OUT OF IT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! CHARLIE’S PUSHING HIMSELF UP! HE’S SLOWLY BUT SURELY FORCING HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK! IMPACT’S LOSING THE POWER STRUGGLE! CHARLIE’S BROKEN OUT OF THE HOLD AS HE GETS ON HIS BACK, BUT HE’S STILL IN HIS OPPONENT’S GRASP! He manages to pull a foot out! He swings it into the face of Impact! He pulls out the other foot and kicks Impact into the nearest corner! Impact collides hard into the corner with his damaged back as he stumbles forward! Charlie kicks Impact’s right leg out from under him and puts his knee up as Impact falls forward and face-first into it!! Both men are down!
Kawajai: One hellacious back and forth contest this has been between these two men! They’re doing absolutely everything to get the better of the other, but thus far, nobody’s stayed down! They’re once again in a race to get to their feet as both exhausted athletes climb up to a vertical base.. Charlie seems to be the slightly quicker of the two after catching Impact with–IMPACT WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT AGAIN!! CHARLIE’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN A SECOND TIME AS HE FIGHTS! HE NAILS IMPACT WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE FACE! ANOTHER! IMPACT CHANGES STRATEGIES… SLINGSHOT! CHARLIE’S SENT STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! No–Charlie manages to catch himself on the second rope! Impressive agility from the brawler! Impact doesn’t know what’s coming as Charlie quickly climbs up to the top! Impact turns around AS CHARLIE LEAPS!! FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! EVISCERATION!!!! THE EVISCERATION CONNECTS!!! OUT OF THE DAMN BLUE! CHARLIE IS DOWN!! HE COULD BE OUT! THIS MATCH IS OVER IF IMPACT CAN COVER HIM!! I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE PULLED THAT ONE OUT OF, BUT IT WORKED! IMPACT KNOWS HE HAS TO COVER HIM AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET TO IT… HE’S CRAWLING… IMPACT MAKES THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!
Mercer: HE KICKS OUT?! CHARLIE SCENE KICKS OUT OF IT! HE KICKED OUT OF IT AS IMPACT CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE’S CREATED A DAMN MONSTER! CHARLIE SCENE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STAY DOWN! IMPACT’S AS FRUSTRATED AS I’VE EVER SEEN HIM! He gets up to his knees and starts ripping off his wrist tape! He throws it down at Charlie as he rises back up to his feet! Impact wants nothing more than to end this! HE GRABS A HOLD OF THE LEGS OF CHARLIE!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! CHARLIE’S FIGHTING IT AGAIN! THIS GUY JUST WON’T QUIT! IMPACT CHANGES DIRECTIONS! LOOK AT THIS! SHARPSHOOTER!!! HE GETS CHARLIE IN THE–IMPACT IS BROUGHT DOWN?! AN INCREDIBLE BURST OF ENERGY FROM CHARLIE SCENE AS HE FORCES IMPACT DOWN AND DRAGS HIMSELF UP!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! HE’S GOT A SHARPSHOOTER OF HIS OWN LOCKED IN!! IMPACT IS IN PANIC MODE!! HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BREAK IT UP!
Kawajai: Charlie has no choice but to comply as he breaks the hold while Impact drops to the outside! Impact is struggling to climb back to his feet on the outside as Charlie stalks him.. CHARLIE COMES CHARGING OFF THE ROPES AS IMPACT IS UP! SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS SENT INTO THE BARRICADE!! Impact collides hard with the barricade, but manages to hold himself against it to keep on his feet! Charlie’s quickly making his way back to his feet as Impact stumbles away.. Charlie grabs a hold of him and sends him straight into the Dynasty announce table! HBG and Stew look on as Charlie drives Impact head-first into the table! He sends Impact rolling back into the ring and follows him! Impact scrambling to get back up in the nearest corner! The Referee’s trying to check on him! CHARLIE’S UP AND CHARGES! IMPACT PULLS THE REFEREE INTO HIS PLACE! CHARLIE COLLIDES WITH THE OFFICIAL! CHARLIE REALIZES WHAT JUST HAPPENED AS HE TURNS AROUND! IMPACT SWINGS! IT’S BLOCKED! THE HURLEY!!!! THE HURLEY CONNECTS!! CHARLIE COVERS IMPACT… BUT WE HAVE NO REFEREE! The Official is downed! Charlie’s looking just as flustered as his opponent was!
Mercer: Charlie looks like he’s had about enough as he makes his way back up to his feet with Impact in his grasp… And sends him through the ropes and to the outside! Charlie follows behind as he rips off everything on top of the Dynasty announce table! Charlie grabs a hold of Impact and rolls him onto the table! He’s got something big in mind! Charlie makes his way over to the apron and climbs up to the nearest corner! He’s up on the top! Don’t do it! That’s your General Manager! That’s the man that gave you a job! That–
Kawajai: SENTON BOMB!!! A SENTON BOMB CONNECTS THROUGH THE DYNASTY ANNOUNCE TABLE!! BOTH MEN IN PAIN!! CHARLIE SCENE HAS TO BE RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF IMPACT AND PULLS BOTH MEN UP… HE SENDS IMPACT INTO THE RING AND SLIDES IN TO COVER HIM! THE DAMAGED OFFICIAL CRAWLS OVER TO COUNT IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!………………. TWO!!!!!!!!…………..
Mercer: CHARLIE’S PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY… HBG? What the Hell? The Heart Break Gal just broke up the cover! Charlie can’t believe it! HBG seems to have some sort of beef here as–CHARLIE NAILS HER WITH A FOREARM! He’s not screwing around! Charlie rolls back into the ring, looking to end this! Impact’s in a great deal of pain, but still moving as Charlie climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle! He’s perched! THE INDICTMENT!!!! CHAIR SHOT!!! THE HEART BREAK GAL CRACKS A STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE SKULL OF CHARLIE SCENE!! THE DAMAGED REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT AS HE’S STILL ON THE GROUND! CHARLIE’S BUSTED OPEN, BUT STAYS UP THERE! HBG SWINGS ANOTHER SHOT INTO HIS SKULL!! A THIRD SHOT CONNECTS!!! IMPACT’S UP AS HE CATCHES CHARLIE WITH A ROLL UP FROM BEHIND OFF THE CORNER!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
(“Howlin in the Woods” by The Crooked plays all throughout the arena as Charlie Scene kicks out a couple seconds too late while the Heart Break Gal helps Impact out of the ring)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!….. Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMPPPPPPPAAAAAAACCCCTTTTTT!!!!
Kawajai: What the hell just happened here?! What business did the Heart Break Gal have in intervening in this contest whatsoever?! You’ve got to be kidding me! Was this Impact’s doing?!
Mercer: I have no clue, Kawa, but one thing is for sure: Impact has won! He came out of this on top in the end! I knew he would! That’s our General Manager!
(A bloodied Charlie Scene looks on with an angry look across his face as the Heart Break Gal and Impact escape up to the stage)
Kawajai: Somehow, some way, Impact survived here tonight against one of the toughest men he’s ever met! Charlie Scene gave that man the fight of his life, but it seems as though the Heart Break Gal had some sort of hidden agenda tonight in favor of Y2Impact… But what it is, I have no idea.
Mercer: Maybe she just really liked that table… But hopefully we’ll get some answers on Voltage. Nonetheless, congratulations to our General Manager, Impact!
( Camera cuts backstage to Lucian Black who’s in his ring gear, sitting in his personal locker-room rewinding scenes from Impact vs. Charlie Scene. A knock is heard on the door and he turns to the door as Eve walks in with a microphone. )
Lucian Black: Good to see you, Eve.
Eve: Good to see you too, I just wanted to ask about the announcement made by Zack Crash earlier tonight. The entire locker room has been shaken up and it’s been pretty chaotic out there all night but still I haven’t heard your thoughts.
( Lucian stands up and he grabs tape from a nearby counter and begins taping his wrists )
Lucian: What do you want to know?
Eve: Just what you feel about this announcement and how you think it affects you?
Lucian: How I feel… I don’t think anyone cares about how I feel. I “feel” a lot about a lot of things around here, Eve, but that doesn’t matter in this business. What matters is what you actually do. And as for Crash’s announcement, I can see what he’s trying to do, Eve. He thinks he can play with peoples livelihoods and take all the honor out of this place by stirring the pot. He wants to toy with peoples careers, but I’ve had just about enough of it. I’ve had enough of Crash. I’m DONE with Quality Control, I’m FINISHED with Elite!
( Lucian looks into the camera )
Lucian: Crash thinks he can turn this into the hunger games… fair enough then, I volunteer as tribute.
Eve: Wait, wait wait, so you’re entering yourself into the Brand triple threat match??? You do understand your CAREER is at stake, right?
Lucian: Listen, Eve, if I can’t make a change here in EAW then I have no career. It’d all be for nothing; the SIX YEARS I’ve been here would be for nothing if I can’t do so much as win a damn triple threat match. I already had to watch as Zack Crash plunged EAW into a place without honor. I won’t let Dynasty go down, and I now understand that if you want something to be done you’ve got to do it yourself. Now if you’ll excuse me…
( Lucian Black exits the room leaving Eve behind )
( Recap of the Scott Diamond vs. Cameron Ella Ava feud plays. It begins with Scott interfering in HBB vs Cam at Voltage: Fighting Spirit, and continues to the weeks building up to Reckless Wiring including Cameron hitting a Vortex on Albert Hitchman through the announce table. The merciless beat down of Cameron Ella Ava by the hands of Scott Diamond at Reckless Wiring is shown, and also shown is the return of Cam at Grand Rampage where she and HBB doubled teamed Scott Diamond. HBB vs Scott for the HOF title is shown with Cameron brutalizing Scott and turning on HBB, attacking him as well. )
( Camera returns to the arena, and the Hall of Fame Championship graphic appears on the screen )
Mercer: Ladies and Gentlemen, just a disclaimer; the following match may display images and scenes too graphic for the weak, easily offended and feint of heart. Viewer discretion is advised.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
RA: This match is set for one fall… and is for the HALLLL OOF FAAAAAME CHAMPIOOOOOONSHIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!! And by decree of the EAW Chairman, Zack Crash, this match will be a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!!!!
( “Power (Yeezus Tour Remix)” by Kanye West hits as Scott Diamond makes his way out to the ring in his ring gear with the Hall of Fame Championship strapped around his waist. )
RA: Introducing first, from Long Island New York, weighing in at 285 POOOOOOUNNDSSS… He is the REIGNING, DEFENDING HALL OF FAME CHAMPIOOOOOOON, SCCOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT DIAAAMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNDDDD!!!!!!!
Kawajai: Honestly, if this becomes too much please don’t be upset if I walk out. I respect Cameron so much, so very very much, but this man who she’s facing doesn’t feel the same. What he has in his favor is undeniable; he’s 280 plus pounds of pure strength and brute force, he’s a former World Champion, he’s a machine of a man who’s always had natural untapped ability. To see him abuse that and turn this into a slug fight will make me vomit, it’ll make me sick, and I won’t stick around to watch it.
Mercer: Scott Diamond told me earlier that he’s looking forward to a “good, clean, fun match”. Sure it will be.
( “Rumors” by Lindsey Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava walks out to the ring in all black ring gear with a fire in her eyes, polishing off a pair of brass knuckles, wielding a Kendo stick in her ring gear top and walking down to the ring completely alone. )
RA: His opponent, from Los Angeles, California… CAMERROOOON ELLAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAAA!!!
Mercer: Look into that woman’s eyes, do you see a hint of fear? Absolutely not, what I see is a possessed, changed woman. This isn’t the same Cameron Ella Ava that walked into Reckless Wiring, this is a completely different human being. A darker, more reclusive, more destructive Cameron Ella Ava.
( Cameron enters the ring. Her eyes have been fixated on Scott Diamond the entire time, and she pulls out a Kendo stick from the back of her ring gear top and taps the ropes with it. Her music dies down and the referee is handed the Hall of Fame title as he raises it into the air and hands it to an official. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Kawajai: The rematch from the infamous Reckless Wiring encounter begins… Scott Diamond is warming up in place, beckoning her to step forward and fight. Scott’s got a boxing stance up. That conceited jackass has a boxing stance up, and Cam tosses her Kendo stick to the ground and CHARGES AT SCOTT… BUT SCOTT SCOOPS CAMERON ELLA AVA UP TO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! AND SENDS HER BACK DOWN FOR THE VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!!! OH FOR GOD’S SAKES!!!!
Mercer: SCOTT COVERS CAM.
Ref: OOOONNEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mercer: CAMERON KICKS OUT!!! CAMERON IS STILL IN THIS!!! WOW, I don’t think I’ve been this happy to see someone kick out of that move since Pain for Pride 6! Scott gets back up, laughing, laughing hysterically perhaps at the bravery, stupidity, whatever it is willing Cameron Ella Ava along. Cameron’s already back up to one knee recovering, heaving and Scott pulls Cam up by the roots of her hair and SOCKS HER IN THE GUT … BUT CAM STRIKES BACK WITH A FULL FORCE SHOT WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES! CAM IS STAGGERING, SCOTT IS STAGGERING, AND CAM BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCHES SCOTT IN THE GROIN!!!! ANOTHER BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCH TO THE NOSE! SCOTT STUMBLES AWAY AND CAM RUNS AND HITS THE GODDESS’ TOUCH! ENZUIGIRI RIGHT TO THE NOSE! YOU CAN SEE BLOOD GUSHING FROM THE NOSE OF THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION, AND CAM IS ON THE CANVAS STILL IN A TON OF PAIN, BUT SHE JUST GAVE SCOTT HELL WITH THAT DISPLAY!
Kawajai: This feels like a dream! Cameron crawls to the Kendo stick and uses it to pull herself up… it’s taking her a moment to re-gather herself and she CHARGES AT SCOTT AND SWATS SCOTT OVER AND OVER AND OVER WITH THE KENDO STICK! SCOTT EATS KENDO SWATS, BUT HE CATCHES ONE OF THEM WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND LEVELS CAMERON WITH A LARIAT!!! NO, Cam ducks it and hits a JUMPING BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCH, BUT SCOTT CATCHES HER BY THE WRIST! Now Scott PUNTS CAM RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH, KNOCKING HER ACROSS THE RING! And now the piece of craps got that Kendo stick in hand and is battering away, and SCOTT SNAPS THAT KENDO STICK IN HALF OVER CAM’S BACK WITH A VICIOUS SWAT! CAM ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, SHOUTING IN AGONY!
Mercer: And Scott follows her like a freaking animal closing in on its prey…. and NOW HE SCOOPS CAM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND MAKES HIS WAY IN FRONT OF US FOR THE VORTEX THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: CAMERON ISN’T GONNA HAVE IT! CAMERON FIGHTS BACK WITH BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCHES TO THE FACE AND ELBOWS TO THE HEAD! BLOOD’S DRIPPING DOWN SCOTT’S CROOKED NOSE AND ONTO HIS TORSO, AND CAM LANDS ON THE HOOD OF OUR TABLE…. AND CAMERON JUMPS ONTO SCOTT AND HITS A JUMPING DDT ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK, BUT SCOTT’S HEAD HITS THE COVER AND CAM DRAGS HIM UP AND HITS ANOTHER JUMPING DDT SENDING SCOTT DIAMOND THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! AND LOOK AT THAT!!! LOOK AT THE ENRAGED LOOK ON THE FACE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
( Replays show of Cam hitting a jumping DDT through the announce table, sending Scott head first through the table cover and crashing through while Cam has a vicious scowl on her face. )
Kawajai: Cameron is dragging herself up and limping away from the wreckage… and she CHARGES BACK AT SCOTT PUNTING SCOTT RIGHT INTO THE RIBS!
Cameron: QUIT!!
Kawajai: AND CAM DROPS DOWN OVER SCOTT DIAMOND, STILL RECOVERING, WITH BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN OF HIS SKULL AND CAM HITS THOSE MMA-STYLE KNEES INTO THE RIBS OF SCOTT DIAMOND! CAMERON YELLING AT SCOTT WITH EACH KNEE THAT CONNECTS TO THE RIBS, ALL SAYING ONE WORD!
Cameron: QUIT!!! QUIT!!! QUIT!!! QUIT!!! QUIT!!! QUIT!!!
Mercer: This is… this is like watching an exorcist, almost. It almost feels supernatural! I’ve never seen Cameron like this, EVER. She’s been pushed so far in the past, but never this far! The adrenaline inside her is taking her to a dark, dark place! The referee tries to pull Cam away from Scott… BUT CAM LIFTS THE REFEREE UP AND HIS THE VORTEX ON THE REF!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? WHERE THE HELL DID SHE FIND THAT STRENGTH!?!? CAM POUNCES BACK ONTO SCOTT DIAMOND AND HITS MORE KNEES, MORE KNEES INTO THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION SCREAMING THE WORDS “QUIT” BETWEEN EVER KNEE. SHE’S LOST IT, SHE’S ABSOLUTELY LOST IT. — OH JESUS, OH JESUS CHRIST, SCOTT SNATCHES A MONITOR AND CRACKS IT OVER CAMERON’S SKULL!!!!
Kawajai: Son of a bitch.
Mercer: AND SCOTT COLLAPSES BACK DOWN. SCOTT WITH A DESPERATE BLOW TO THE HEAD HAS KNOCKED CAMERON OUT, BUT LOOK AT HIM. THAT’S HIS BLOOD SPILLED BY THE RAGE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! Scott’s dragging himself up, dazed by those brass knuckle punches among the flurry of offense Cam’s had for him and now Scott Diamond is still trying to recover. NOW SCOTT CHARGES ACROSS RINGSIDE AND HITS A RUNNING PUNT TO THE RIBS OF CAMERON ELLA AVA, SENDING HER FLYING! CAM’S GRIMACING, HOLDING HER RIBS, GASPING FOR AIR… and Scott just starts LAUGHING. Scott drags Cameron up by her hair and brings her back into the ring, and Scott goes over to the timekeeper and gets…… a steel chair.
Kawajai: *sigh*… Scott gets back into the ring with a freaking STEEL CHAIR AND STANDS OVER CAMERON ELLA AVA. THE MAN’S REALLY GOT NO SOUL, DOES HE? HE’S SALIVATING OVER SEEING CAMERON SUFFER. Cameron’s crawling across the canvas slowly trying to reach out for a pair of brass knuckles laying around, and SCOTT STOMPS ON HER HAND, AND CRUNCHES HER HAND WITH HIS BOOT! AND SCOTT KICKS THE BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF THE RING, LAUGHING, SAYING “CAN’T USE THAT ANYMORE.” AND NOW HE DELIVERS A FULL POWERED CHAIR SHOT INTO HER SPINE!
Scott: QUIT!
Kawajai: ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! AND ANOTHER! AND THE FOURTH STRAIGHT CHAIR SHOT ROCKS THE SPINE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA! THESE ARE FULL POWERED CHAIR SHOTS BEING BROUGHT DOWN ON A 135 POUNDED WOMAN, I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN, THAT’S (EXPLETIVE) UP. PERIOD. AND THE SMUG BASTARD DROPS OVER CAM AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS WITH A SMILE. A NEW OFFICIAL SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND HE HESITANTLY COUNTS THE PIN.
Ref: OOOOOOOONNEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mercer: KICK OUT BY CAM.
Kawajai: JUST STOP. JUST STOP IT, CAM, FOR GOD’S SAKES.
Mercer: Cameron’s busted open now. This is f… this is freaking uncomfortable. And Scott turns around and drags Cam by her tights into the center of the ring and hits an elbow drop into the spine, oh so casually. Now Scott pulls Cam’s body up, and I say her body because she’s way too out of commission at this point.. and Scott leans her back on the turnbuckle and gets back into a boxing stance, shadow boxing and jumping in place and SCOTT HITS BODY SHOTS INTO CAMERON, RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO THE RIBS, THE MIDSECTION AND THE FACE! CAM CURLS HERSELF INTO A BALL TRYING TO PROTECT HERSELF, AND SCOTT BATTERS HER WITH PUNCHES NOW. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN…. NOW THE REFEREE DRAGS SCOTT AWAY FROM HER AND SCOTT SNATCHES THAT STEEL CHAIR AND SETS IT UP IN THE RING. NOW SCOTT DRAGS CAM BY THE HAIR OUT OF THE CORNER AND SCOOPS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, GOING TO HIT A SECOND VORTEX ON THAT SET UP CHAIR. —-
SCOTT DIAMOND TAKEN DOWN WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: IT’S DARK DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: HOLY HELL….. WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!?!?!?!???!?
( Demon is seen standing over Scott Diamond, looking down with an enraged look on his face )
Kawajai: THIS WAS THE LAST PERSON I THOUGHT I’D EVER SEE HERE… HALLELUJAH, THERE IS A GOD.
Mercer: WELL I DON’T KNOW IF DEMON’S WHAT YOU’D CALL “SANCTIFIED” BUT HE SURE AS HELL JUST FLOORED SCOTT DIAMOND! AND CAMERON LOOKS UP AT DEMON AS THEY TWO OF THEM LOCK EYES…………. AND DEMON EXTENDS HIS HAND!! CAM TAKES DEMONS HAND AND DEMON HELPS HER BACK UP AND HE HANDS HER A SET OF BRASS KNUCKS! CAM RECOVERS WHILE DEMON DRAGS SCOTT TO THE ROPES AND TIES HIS ARMS UP USING THE RING ROPES, AND CAMERON’S BACK WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES AS SHE DAMN NEAR TRIPS HITTING A FULL POWERED RIGHT HAND WITH THE BRASS KNUCKS!!!!!!!
Kawajai: AMAZING!
Mercer: Demon… Demon OPENS SCOTT’S LEGS….. AND CAM HITS A PUNT KICK TO THE GROIN!!!!
Scott: OKAY!!!! I QUIT! I QUIT, OKAY!?
Cameron: QUIT!
Mercer: ANOTHER KICK TO THE GROIN!!!!! CAM BACKS UP… A THIRD KICK TO THE GROIN!!!!! A FOURTH KICK!!!!! AND CAM IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO SCOTT’S GROIN WHILE SCOTT SQUIRMS AND SHAKES HIS HEAD, IN TEARS, IN AGONY!! THE MAN’S NOT HAVING ANY KIDS, NO FREAKING WAY! CAM IS GOING RIGHT FOR HIS MAN HOOD! CAM NOW SPITS IN SCOTT’S FACE AND CLAWS HER NAILS INTO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE, DIGGING INTO HIS BODY LEAVING GASHES ACROSS HIS FACE, GASHES ALL OVER HIM….. AND CAM HITS THE GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!! DEMON HELPS CAM UP AND CAM SHOVES DEMON AWAY AND CAM CHARGES BACK AT SCOTT WITH ANOTHER GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!! SCOTT IS SLIPPING FROM CONSCIOUSNESS, AND CAM DRAGS HERSELF BACK OVER HIM AND HITS BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCHES, LITERALLY PUNCHING SCOTT DIAMOND OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE BLACKS OUT!
( Demon free’s Scott from the ropes )
Kawajai: CAMERON COVERS!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Rumors” by Lindsey Lohan hits and the referee brings in the Hall of Fame Championship. Cameron hugs the title and collapses to her knees holding it, staring into it, refusing to even be touched by the referee. )
RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEEW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIOOOOOON…. CAAMEERRROOOON ELLAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAA!!!
Kawajai: SCOTT DIAMOND HAS GOTTEN EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES.
Mercer: AND SO HAS CAMERON. CAMERON ELLA AVA IS NOW A 2 TIME HALL OF FAME CHAMPION AFTER LITERALLY PUNCHING SCOTT DIAMOND INTO A COMA. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER IN MY LIFE.
( Demon is staring at Cameron; Cam looks at him and Demon looks away as he exits the ring and walks up the ramp without looking back. )
Kawajai: I don’t know why Demon showed his face or if we’ll ever see him again, but I’ve never been more happy to see him. Cameron can rest easily, because her title is right back where it belongs!
( Cameron is tended to by medics, but she pushes them away and points them in Scott’s direction as she limps out of the ring with her Hall of Fame Championship in hand. )
Mercer: Just seeing this is giving me life, just seeing Scott a bloody, disgusting mess. This newer, darker Cameron Ella Ava is going to be a dangerous force to be reckoned with; especially now that she has her prize back in her possession. This might just be the moral of the story: people can be pushed to do great and wonderful things in this life, but they can also be pushed to become equally as heinous and destructive. That’s what may have just happened to Cameron Ella Ava.
( Quick commercial break )
( Camera returns to the arena, and fades to the Showdown announce table where Matt Ryder and Eddie Mack are seated )
Matt Ryder: Man, Cam is my HERO! That Hall of Fame title encounter was NUTS! I think I creamed myself when Demon showed up!
Eddie Mack: TMI. And speaking of Hall of Fame, we’ve got the next member of the 2015 Hall of Fame class to be revealed right here, right now! Let’s take a look:
( After the video ends, a shot of the crown can be seen cheering for Kevin Devastation )
Matt Ryder: Congratulations to Kevin Devastation for getting into the EAW Hall of Fame: class of 2015! You deserve it, bro!
( Camera pans into the ring where the RA is standing )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
RA: The following contest is a five-on-five elimination tag team match!The rules are simple, a competitor is eliminated by pin-fall, submission, count-out, or disqualification, and the match will come to an end when ALL of the members of a team are eliminated!
(“Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays as Brian Daniels comes out to a huge pop from the crowd. Daniels looks around at the Beijing fans, stopping at the ramp. Behind him, Norman Hellion, Lucian Black, and Liam Catterson all follow suit to cheers from the crowd. The four stop at the ramp and look back to the tron)
Ryder: Well here’s Team Daniels, well most of them at least. Where’s Alex Anderson?
(Team Daniels continues looking back at the ramp when Murder to Excellence plays. Alex Anderson comes out to a mixed reaction from the Beijing crowd. Anderson and Daniels stare each other down, but Alex steps up and joins the rest of Team Daniels to a big pop from the crowd)
Mack: Here they are! Daniels, Hellion, Black, Catterson, and Anderson! What a frickin’ team Brian has put together here tonight to take on his former friend and now arch-rival, Devan Dubian.
RA: First, the team led by Brian Daniels; Norman Hellion, Lucian Black, Liam Catterson, and Alex Anderson!!!!
Ryder: Truly one of the most bad-ass and heroic teams ever put together. Even Anderson, who’s been bitter as of late, has that smile plastered across his face right now, he knows he’s in the presence of four other greats on the EAW roster right now, and they all have one thing on their minds; winning this huge encounter before Pain for Pride.
(This Means War by Avenged Sevenfold plays as Devan Dubian and Psycho Brody come out to a mostly negative reaction from the crowd. A couple of “Let’s go Dub!” chants are heard but are drowned out amongst the boos)
Mack: Here’s team captain Dubian! Dubian and Brian are staring each other down from the ring to the ramp. It’s also surprising to see Brody out here without Dr. Vance, but I’m sure they know what they’re doing. I’m guessing they want the monster Brody and not the controlled, subdued entity he is under the control of Vance.
(“Rooster” by Alice and Chains plays as smoke spreads throughout the entrance ramp. Nick Angel and Venom emerge from the smoke to monstrous boos from the crowd. Liam Catterson stares down the two Brigades members, but his gaze remains in between the two, waiting for Ventura to emerge)
Ryder: Out next are Angel and Venom of the Holy Brigades, as they await their leader Ventura…
(The camera stays focused on the center of the ramp, between Angel and Venom but Ventura still doesn’t come out. The crowd starts chanting ‘Pussy’ at the Brigades)
Mack: Where is he?
Ryder: I don’t freaking know, and just look at the faces of the Holy Brigades and especially Devan Dubian! Is Ventura going to no-show for this event?
(The Holy Brigades’ theme continues to play along, but no sign of Ventura)
Mack: I don’t know, but the expression across Dub’s face clearly says it all. He is clutching his head in utter dismay! It is going to be four against five in favor of Team Daniels!
Ryder: For many weeks, Devan Dubian kept on talking trash about his fellow rival, Brian Daniels, Devan Dubian, ever since becoming the joint 2015 Grand Rampage Winner alongside him. Now, this is serving to be a huge defect in his plan. Who knows, Ventura could just be “casting” something in the background…
Ryder: Doesn’t matter! Dubian is tired of waiting as he tells Venom and Angel to get to the ring. Looks like Team Dubian is ready to go, with or without Ventura!!!
RA: And their opponents, led by Devan Dubian; Psycho Brody, Nick Angel, and Venom!!!
(Team Dubian gets in the ring and stares down Team Daniels, 4 to 5)
Mack: Both teams are ready to go, Team Daniels on one side, Team Dubian on the other… Other than Ventura not being out here, it looks like we’re ready to go!
(The referee checks on both teams. Team Daniels sends Norman Hellion out to fight first, while Team Dubian is forced to wait for Ventura. The referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ryder: WOAH! We’re underway! Team Daniels, Team Dubian, on the final stop before Pain for Pride! Norman Hellion, along with the other 8 men standing on the apron look down at the ramp, waiting for Ventura to come out. The referee begins to look upon the face of Devan Dubian, as he has no other option but to start the count-out for Ventura!
Ref: ONE…..!
Mack: WAIT A MINUTE! LOOK WHO JUST DECIDED TO STEP UP IN FRONT OF THE REFEREE! IT’S BRIAN DANIELS! BRIAN IS TELLING THE REFEREE TO STOP THE COUNT! DEVAN DUBIAN IS IN TOTAL CONFUSION, AS HE CONTINUES TO STARE DOWN AT BRIAN LAYING DOWN THE RULES!
Brian (without a mic): Listen here, Ventura is known for pulling tricks like these on a daily basis. Don’t create a deficit for Dub….give him some time to do whatever he’s trying to do…
(The crowd begins to cheer loudly for Brian Daniels, as Devan Dubian and The Holy Brigade are appalled at the continuous absence of Ventura. The referee, however, starts to become hesitant and tries to talk some sense into Brian Daniels, but Devan Dubian steps in as well)
Devan Dubian (without a mic): Do you really want to try and disrupt what could be one of the greatest tag-team matches in history? Don’t you dare..
Ryder: Well…the referee raises both arms, and he looks like he is going to go ahead and NOT count-out Ventura! Did Brian and Devan just implement their own rules towards the referee, just because of Ventura?
Mack: Well, Brian did make a great point. Who knows what Ventura could be scheming right at this moment…
Ryder: Well, it lkooks like team captain Dubian is starting the match off officially against Norman Hellion! The Blue Prince squares off against the Giant of Ragnarok, and man oh man, this is a fight to see.
Mack: Both men still circling each other… and Norman jumps in first! Shoulder tackle takes down Devan Dubian but he’s right back on his feet! Both men again take to each other, and Norman gets Dubian in a headlock… Hellion keeps the pressure locked in, but Dubian locks his arms around the waist of Norman Hellion! Dubian swings his head back and headbutts Hellion right in the chest!
Ryder: The behemoth releases his hold around the neck of Dubian! Dubian now runs back to the ropes, and bounces off… ONLY TO EAT A HUGE BIG BOOT FROM NORMAN HELLION!!! Hellion drops down for the cover!
ONE—
Mack: Devan Dubian kicks out before the referee’s hand even goes down for the one count! Hellion grabs Dubian by the arm and pulls him back to his feet, whipping him into his corner. Hellion walks over to his teammates, looking for one to tag in…
Ryder: Hellion’s eyes meet Daniels’! The tag is made! Brian Daniels and Devan Dubian’s time to fight is NOW! Brian grabs Dubian by the head and hurls him into the center of the ring, before running to the ropes and bouncing off with the leg lariat… But Dubian hops out of the way!
Mack: Brian runs at Dubian again but is caught with instead WITH THE PENDULUM LARIAT!!! Daniels gets turned inside out!
Dubian grabs Brian by the leg and pulls him into the corner, tagging in Nick Angel!
Ryder: One of the members of the Brigades that actually bothered to show up for the match is in! Angel and Daniels are both smaller men compared to the rest of the participants in the match but that isn’t going to stop them! Angel lifts Daniels back to his feet and whips him into the ropes…
Mack: Daniels ducks the lariat and bounces off of the ropes into a LEG LARIAT!!! Angel goes down as Daniels takes to the rope… The Dragon is about to fly… ASAI MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE — NO!!! VENOM PUSHES HIM OFF!!! Daniels drops down to the mat BUT WAIT!!! HERE’S LIAM CATTERSON! BICYCLE KICK AND OUT GOES VENOM!!!
Ryder: Angel and Daniels are both back up to their feet… Angel runs at Brian with the big boot but he gets sidestepped… RIGHT INTO A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CATTERSON ON THE APRON!!! Angel staggers back BUT HERE’S BRIAN DANIELS!!! CAUSTIC ECHO!!! THE ROUNDHOUSE CONNECTS AS HE DROPS FOR THE COVER!!!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: NICK ANGEL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Mack: Brian gets the first score on Dubian by eliminating Nick Angel, of course the credit for the assist goes to Liam Catterson there! Brian gets one-up on Dubian, while Catterson gets a bit of payback against the Brigades–
(“Rooster” by Alice and Chains hits again, as the arena once again transforms into an eerie state. Ventura slowly once again makes his presence known as he gingerly walks towards the stage, wearing an all-black attire instead of his usual gold attire.)
Ryder: YES! VENTURA HAS FINALLY MADE HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING! VENOM AND NICK ARE OUT OF THE EQUATION, AND THIS IS A DESPERATE CHANCE FOR TEAM DUBIAN TO STILL HAVE A CHANCE IN THIS BATTLE BRO!!
Mack: I am afraid the damage has already been done. Venom and Nick Angel have both been eliminated, two guys that were DYING to wrestle right next to their own leader, Ventura. Now you make your descent?
Ryder: Just look at Devan Dubian, pointing his finger at Ventura to come down to the ring immediately. Ventura just stands on stage, showing no expression across his face, just his black shades hiding his eyes! Brian Daniels is grinning right at the back of Devan Dubian, knowing that time is of the essence at this point!
Devan (without a mic): GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW, VENTURA! I AM THE LEADER, BRING YOUR ASS DOWN HERE..
(Ventura slightly raises his head up, before shaking his head in disagreement. He slowly walks backwards away from the stage, disappearing behind the eerie smoke.)
Mack: WHAT?! VENTURA JUST REFUSED TO ENTER THIS MATCH! THIS MATCH IS GOING TO CONTINUE UNDER THIS DEFICIT! DUBIAN CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S WITNESSING! VENOM HAS HIS ARMS WIDE IN TOTAL CONFUSION, TELLING THE LEADER OF THE BRIGADES TO GET INTO THE RING!Dubian is livid, and it looks like he’s getting into the ring next—But Venom stops him! Looks like the Incurable Toxin wants some payback for his friend.
Ryder: Venom gets into the ring and looks down at Daniels… but looks like Catterson wants in too now! Brian makes the tag and here comes Liam Catterson, in his first PPV match since returning!
Mack: Venom and Catterson go to blows immediately! Venom decks Catterson right on the bridge of the nose with two hard rights, but Catterson fires back with a forearm smash to the jaw! Catterson gets Venom up for the spinebuster… But Venom lands on his feet AND PULLS CATTERSON IN FOR THE SNAP DDT!!! Wow!
Ryder: Venom looks back to his two remaining partners, Psycho Brody and Devan Dubian, but it looks like they’re going to let Venom handle his own problems here. Venom gets Catterson up to his feet AND SLAPS HIM, BACKHAND, ACROSS THE CHEST!!! Catterson staggers back into the turnbuckle, and here comes Venom! Big boot — NO!
Mack: Catterson ducks it and rolls Venom up!!!
ONE…!
TWO…!
TH—
Ryder: Venom kicks out at two! What a fight these two are having! Catterson goes back at Venom with an uppercut attempt but it’s countered! Venom knees Catterson in the gut and takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex!!! Venom surprisingly has Catterson’s number here as he drags him over and tags in Dubian.
Mack: Dubian brings Catterson to his feet BUT WAIT!!! CATTERSON GETS HIM UP INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!! Catterson begins to carry Dubian to the center of the ring… but Dubian tags in Psycho Brody!!! Catterson doesn’t realize it though!!! The Spinebuster connects on Dubian! Catterson begins to prep for the pedigree… but he has no idea what’s standing behind of him…
Ryder: Dubian, clutching his back, starts to get up to his feet, and Catterson pulls him in— BUT BRODY FROM BEHIND!!! Double axe handle connects from behind, allowing Dubian to break free AND NAIL CATTERSON WITH THE BLEEDING EDGE!!! THE JUMPING CUTTER CONNECTS!!!
Mack: Dubian rolls out of the ring now as Brody lifts Catterson up and onto his back… AND THE PSYCHOSIS CONNECTS!!! Psycho Brody stomps on Catterson’s chest for the cover as he stares down Team Daniels…
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: LIAM CATTERSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ryder: Psycho Brody has just made the match a 3 on 5… Looks like Norman Hellion is getting in the ring now to face off against his former partner… The behemoth stands against the mad beast… AND HERE THEY GO!!! Hellion smashes Brody against the side of his face with an elbow smash, but the psycho spits the blood out of his mouth, and asks for more!
Mack: Hellion decks Brody in the temple, again with an elbow smash, but Brody doesn’t care!!! The mad beast shoves Hellion against the turnbuckles and begins to pound him into the earth with a barrage of hard hitting shots!!! Brody repeatedly punches Hellion in the temple, showing no signs of remorse or relenting!
Ryder: Brody grabs Hellion by the neck and lifts him into the air… AND SLAMS HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE-HAND CHOKESLAM!!! Psycho Brody roars as he decimates the monster Hellion with as little effort as he would someone the size of Brian Daniels! This is insane!
Mack: Brody pulls Hellion by the hair into his corner and locks in a headlock… Dubian tags himself in and climbs onto the top turnbuckle… Brody stands up, bringing Hellion’s lifeless body up with him, and shoves him into the middle of the ring… AND HERE COMES DUBIAN WITH A JUMPING BLEEDING EDGE FROM THE TOP ROPE TO NORMAN HELLION!!! WAIT NO!!! NORMAN HELLION SIDESTEPS DUBIAN… DUBIAN TURNS AROUND… DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!! BAH GAWD, THE INHUMANITY!! DUBIAN’S HEAD CAME RIGHT OFF — WAIT HERE COMES PSYCHO BRODY!
Ryder: You mean, THERE GOES Psycho Brody… DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! ANOTHER ONE! NORMAN HELLION IS TAKING OUT TEAM DUBIAN ALL ON HIS OWN! HE’S CIRCLING THE RING, FOAM FORMING FROM THE MOUTH, HE’S WELCOMING THEM ALL INTO THE RING. COME ON, HE SAYS. COME ON. THIS GUY IS INSANE! NOBODY IS WILLING TO STOP IN THE RING WITH THAT – BUT NO MATTER, NORMAN THROWS VENOM OVER THE TOP ROPE! VENOM IS SQUIRMING AND SQUEALING… BUT HE CAN’T ESCAPE! FRACTURED INTENT!!! THE FRACTURED INTENT BAH GAWD, NORMAN HELLION IS CLEANING HOUSE.
Mack: The crowd is in awe… the crowd is shell-shocked… BUT WHAT’S THIS?! BLIND TAG FROM ALEX ANDERSON! HE TAGGED HIMSELF IN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RAMPAGE! WHAT IN THE HELL?! NORMAN DOESN’T — AND NORMAN RETURNS THE FAVOR — BLINDSIDING ALEX ANDERSON! AND HE’S GIVING HIM HELL! HELLION IS LIVID – HE’S ONLY A TEAMMATE TO ALEX ANDERSON BY AFFILIATION TONIGHT! WHAT IN THE HELL, SOMEBODY STOP THIS GUY!
Ryder: AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT TEAM DANIELS IS DOING… AS BRIAN ENTERS THE FOLD — TRYING TO CALM THE HOUSE VENDETTA MEMBER DOWN. BUT TO NO AVAIL — BRIAN MEETS THE SAME FATE! FRACTURED INTENT, OUT OF NOWHERE. WHO’S SIDE IS NORMAN ON?!
Mack: I don’t know… but I surely am not going to get in between him and this rampage if I were ANYBODY left in this match. Either this be Norman or Peter… stay the HELL out of the way. Norman just looks at his surroundings… and he’s… he’s walking out! He’s going to get himself disqualified, but I really don’t think he cares… He doesn’t CARE for ANYONE in this match, especially the likes of Brian Daniels and Alex Anderson. You had to be a fool to expect Norman Hellion to play nice for just this night.
RA: …Norman Hellion has been disqualified from this match, via walkout. He is NOT allowed to return, therefore he has been ELIMINATED.
Ryder: I can’t believe Norman Hellion just did that… but I guess that goes to show not to get in the Behemoth’s way when he’s in the ZONE. Alex Anderson could learn a thing or two from this circumstance… I’m surprised he didn’t learn from their King of Elite encounter. But regardless, that puts Team Daniels in a hole, as he was far and away the most dominant in this match. But the match must go on!
Mack: Alex Anderson steps in next for Team Daniels! Dubian looks back at Brody and Venom, tagging in the Incurable Toxin! Team Dubian is doing great despite their odds, and Venom is pulling a hell of a performance here too! Here we go, Anderson vs Venom! Venom runs at Anderson with a lariat, but Anderson grabs his arm and lifts him up to his shoulders… DROPPING HIM INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER!!!
Ryder: Anderson wraps his hand around Venom’s hair and lifts his head up, showing Team Dubian the carnage he’s about to cause. Anderson stomps Venom’s head into the mat and applies pressure to it, still grasping his hair… Anderson lifts Venom back to his feet and tosses him into his corner! Brian Daniels pushes Venom back INTO THE ACE OF SPADES FROM ALEX ANDERSON!!! THE DEVASTATING LARIAT CONNECTS!!! Anderson laughs, shrugs, then tags in Brian Daniels… why didn’t he just make the cover?
Mack: Brian isn’t in the mood to waste time though, and he goes down to make the cover right away!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: VENOM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ryder: Team Dubian has now simply come down to Psycho Brody and Devan Dubian, Standing behind Brian Daniels in the ring are Lucian Black and Alex Anderson! Dubian stares down at Brian Daniels… but it’s Brody who gets into the ring… Psycho Brody has nearly a FOOT on Brian Daniels, but that’s never stopped the Dragonborn from fighting hard before!
Mack: Brian runs at Brody and nails him with a basement dropkick!!! Brody drops down to his knees and Brian runs back to the ropes and bounces off WITH THE KINGSLAYER!!! THE AXE KICK CONNECTS AGAINST THE HEAD OF BRODY!!! The mad beast still rests on his knees as Brian waits for him to get up… Brody pushes himself off of his knees AND BRIAN SWINGS WITH THE CAUSTIC ECHO!!!!!! THE ROUNDHOUSE CONNECTS!!!
Ryder: Brian drops down for the cover!!!
ONE…!
TWO—
Mack: WHAT THE HELL!!! NO!!! DEVAN DUBIAN JUST FLOORED BRIAN WITH THE PUNT KICK!!! THE LAST RESORT CONNECTS!!! Brian Daniels and Psycho Brody are both lifeless on the mat, but Alex Anderson and Lucian Black step into the ring too!!! Black leaps at Dubian with a superman punch BUT DUBIAN CATCHES HIM WITH A BLEEDING EDGE!!!
Ryder: Anderson charges with the Ace of Spades, ONLY TO EAT A BLEEDING EDGE HIMSELF!!! DEVAN DUBIAN JUST TOOK THE ENTIRETY OF TEAM DANIELS OUT ON HIS OWN!!! Anderson and Black roll out of the ring while Dubian pulls Brian out of the ring…
Mack: Dubian lifts the lifeless Brian up to his feet AND NAILS YET ANOTHER BLEEDING EDGE!!! HOW IS BRIAN DANIELS STILL BREATHING?!! The referee is on a count of two for the count-out as Dubian rolls Brian back into the ring. Psycho Brody is still on the mat but he begins showing some signs of life after that Caustic Echo. Devan Dubian grabs Brody by the arm and pulls him in to his corner…
Ryder: Devan forces the tag here as he steps into the ring, laughing at the downed Daniels… Dubian slithers down and makes the cover…
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: BRIAN DANIELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Mack: This match has officially come down to a two on two!!! Alex Anderson is still down on the outside while Lucian Black rolls into the ring. Brody pulls himself up to his feet as well. Dubian tags in Brody now, and it looks like it’s time for Lucian Black against Psycho Brody. Maybe Black and Anderson should do themselves a favor here and throw in the towel. Doesn’t look like Brody and Dubian are going down anytime soon.
Ryder: Brody steps into the ring against Lucian Black, and the two men, both groggy, look eye-to-eye. Psycho Brody doesn’t waste a second more, wrapping his thick beefy hands around Lucian Black’s neck… BUT WAIT! The Samoan Superman decks Brody in the neck with a stiff punch! An underhanded move, but given the brutality of the match, it’s absolutely necessary!
Mack: Brody staggers back AND HERE COMES LUCIAN BLACK!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH ON THE SAME SPOT THAT BRIAN HIT THE CAUSTIC ECHO!!! BRODY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE BUT GETS BACK UP… BUT LUCIAN FLIES RIGHT BACK WITH ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! Psycho Brody falls into the ropes but walks right back… INTO A SPEAR!!! THE SPEAR CONNECTS!!! LUCIAN BLACK MAKES THE COVER!!!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: PSYCHO BRODY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ryder: BLACK HAS BROUGHT THIS MATCH DOWN TO A TWO ON ONE IN FAVOR OF TEAM DANIELS!!! Devan Dubian steps into the ring and charges at Lucian Black but the Samoan Superman sidesteps it!! Dubian clashes with Anderson, knocking the Ace down to the ground with a european uppercut! I think that was an unconscious decision, a fight or die reaction from Dubian there!
Mack: Dubian turns… INTO A SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM LUCIAN BLACK!!! NO!!! DUBIAN DUCKS IT!!! BLACK CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND STAGGERS BACK INTO THE BLEEDING EDGE!!!! DUBIAN MAKES THE COVER!!!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: LUCIAN BLACK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ryder: DUBIAN HAS BROUGHT THIS MATCH DOWN TO A ONE ON ONE AFFAIR!!! Anderson is finally starting to recover from that Bleeding Edge, pulling himself into the ring… looks like Dubian is stepping back for the Last Resort… he really WANTS this win and is willing to go to any extent…
Mack: Dubian charges with the punt BUT ALEX LEAPS UP!!! THE LAST MINUTE ADRENALINE KICKS IN AS ALEX JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET… Dubian catches himself against the corner AND JUMPS UP WITH THE BLEEDING EDGE!!! WAIT!!! ANDERSON GROUNDS HIM, WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND DUBIAN’S NECK AND HITS THE ACROSS THE PARK!!! WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST USE TYLER PARKER’S FINISHING MOVE FOR?!!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE…!!!
RA: DEVAN DUBIAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Murder to Excellence” hits as the crowd cheers on to a surprised Alex Anderson)
RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNING TEAM, REPRESENTED BY THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF ALEX ANDERSON… TEAM DANIELS!!!
Mack: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH!!! WHAT A FREAKING WAR!!! THIS IS WHAT THE ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE MEANS FOR THESE GUYS!!!
(Alex Anderson is showing scurrying away from the ring as quickly as possible, as Devan Dubian quickly gets up on his feet, shouting like an animal)
Ryder: I can’t believe what we just saw! Alex Anderson pulling through for Brian Daniels? Alex Anderson DESERVES a top spot at Pain for Pride now, there’s no questioning the guys talent. Who cares if he didn’t win at the Grand Rampage, this endurance and resiliency was on a whole other level.
Mack: That isn’t to take away from the rest of the competitors! Nick Angel and especially, Venom did great despite the fact Ventura wasn’t here. Psycho Brody unchained was the scariest thing I’ve seen in my damn life, but of course it took a great hero like Lucian Black to put him down. Brian Daniels did well and was probably going to win the whole thing if not for Devan Dubian’s malicious yet intelligent scheming. All nine of these men went to hell and back all to prove they BELONG at Pain for Pride. After this match, there’s no questioning the fact that they DO.
(A strong smile can be seen on the face of Alex Anderson, as he stands on the stage with his hand held high, being surrounded by an overwhelming accord of cheers from the Beljing crowd)
(Brief pre-Main Event intermission)
( Camera cuts to the unscathed Showdown announce table where Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Matt Ryder are seated )
Stew: Ladies and gentlemen it’s now time for what we’ve been waiting for; it’ll be Jake Mercer, Matt Ryder and myself representing all three brands to call this main event. We’ve got one hell of a match ahead of us don’t we?
Ryder: Are you kidding brogod? We are looking at three competitors in their PRIMES! Starr Stan at the highest point I’ve seen him in yeears, and the young lions Xavier Williams and Tyler Parker representing the youthful peak in athleticism, skill and the whole nine! This is going to be INCREDIBLE, but I’ve got Starr Stan taking this home!
Mercer: Let’s take it back up to the ring announcer to get this thing going, shall we!?
( The announcer stands at the center of the ring, and three sections of the canvas begin to light up representing each champion while feint suspense music plays )
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for our main event. The following match is scheduled for one fall…. and is a CHAMPION of CHAMPIONS TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!!! ….
( “An Island” by Chevelle hits as Tyler Parker makes his way out to the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, with certain body parts of his taped up )
Stew: The last we saw of Tyler Parker was him being powerbombed off the stage through explosive and electrical equipment, and we have no clue what kind of shape Tyler Parker is in. He HAS been cleared to complete, however, and that’s good enough for him. He’s been able to compete at a high level in some of the most adverse situations, and that basically spells out what this young man is all about. He’s no doubt leading EAW into the future, but he’s got a heavy tribulation ahead of him not only in this match, but at Pain for Pride when he defends his title against Alex Anderson!
( “Chalk Outline” – Three Days Grace hits as Xavier Williams makes his entrance with the EAW Championship around his waist and he rips it off to hold up to the crowd, walking to the ring with a ton of energy inside him. )
Mercer: That’s the face of our company! THAT’S our bread & butter! That’s the one making all the highlight reels, getting the people going and bringing in newer viewers with his uncanny abilities. This guy is the definition of the total package, he’s what you’d get if you combined Starr Stan with Tyler Parker, he’s got ALL the tools and there’s a reason why Zack Crash expects so much from him the way he does.
( “2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember hits and Starr Stan comes out with the Answers World Championship around his waist and raises his arms as pyro blasts into the air. Starr rips off his hoodie and makes his intense ring entrance, including flashing to the camera his mouth guard writing the words “Elite” )
Ryder: Starr Stan is my odds on favorite to win this match because he’s the right mixture of experience and athleticism! The man is at the best he’s ever been, arguably! You could say maybe he was at this level in 2009 but Starr’s a SPONGE of technique and the man literally comes into matches knowing what it takes to beat you minutes into it! He’s able to pick up so many styles, and he’s been bracing himself for what will be a HELL of a triple threat match at Pain for Pride every single week!
( Starr’s music dies down and Xav, Tyler and Starr stand at their respective corners in the ring. )
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the champions…
( Xavier Wiliams’ corner of the canvas begins to light up as he warms up in place )
RA: FIRST, FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 215 and 1/2 POOOOOOOUUNNDSSS…. “THE YOUNG WOLF”, “THE BEST IN THE WORLD”, THE SELF PROCLAIMED GREATEST WRESTLER THAT HAS EVER LIVED! HEEEE ISS THE EEEEELITTEEE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN…. XAAAVVIEEEEEEEERRRRRR WILLIAAAAAAMMMMMMSMSSSS!!!
( Xav taunts to the crowd. Tyler Parker’s corner of the ring begins to light up as he’s stretching and loosening himself up. )
RA: NEXT UP, FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 213 POOOOOOUUUUNDSSSS… HE ISS THE REIGNING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OFF THE WWWOOOOOOORRRRLLLDDDDDD…. THE LIEGE OF LIGHT, TYYLLEEEEERRRRRRR PARKEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
( Tyler amps up the crowd, and Starr Stan’s corner of the ring begins to light up )
RA: LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, WEIGHING 240 POOOOOOOOOUNNDSSSS…. AMERICA’S CHAMPION, THE ELITE CHAMPION, EAW’S ONLY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST IN HISTORY AND THE REIGNING AANNSWERS CHAMPIOON OF THE WOOOOOOORLDDDDD… STARRRRRRRRR STAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!
( Starr taunts to the crowd and and beats his chest. The ref collects all three World Championships from the champions and hands them to a ringside worker. The referee then calls for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Mercer: Xav is the first to step from his corner and look around at both the World Heavyweight Champion and the Answers World Champion… he’s gaugeing to see which one of them will strike first, he’s looking antsier than usual. There’s been a ton of pressure on the young man going into this match, some of it coming from himself. And now it’s Tyler who accepts the challenge while Starr stands by idly. The two of them circle the ring and grip hands, greco roman style trying to exert their strength….. Tyler goes for an armdrag, Xav keeps his stance and Tyler switches, but Xav does an arm switch and hits an armdrag! Tyler rushes back to his feet, LARIAT, Xav ducks and gets the rear waistlock-
Stew: Tyler snatches the wrist and looks for a RAINMAKER LARIAT! Xav ducks and re-applies the waistlock and hits a takedown! Xav spinners over Tyler’s back and gets a front chancery, and both men wrestle to their feet with Xav trying to keep Tyler down… TP shoves Xav to the ropes and catches up to him with a knee to the ribs! Parker whips Xav across the ring, Xav counters the whip, drops to the mat as Tyler rebounds and hops over Xav and STARR NAILS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Now Starr rushes at Xav and goes for a GERMAN SUPLEX! But Xav sends back elbows for the counter and spins around for a front waistlock … Starr counters and hits a BODY SLAM! Tyler rushes at Starr, STARR CATCHES TYLER AND HITS AN OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY! Xav returns back up, STARR WITH THE REAR WAISTLOCK, GERMAN SUPLEX!
Ryder: NOPE, Xav counters with an arm-wrench pull into the knee to the midsection! Starr’s doubled over, Xav backs up and does a RUNNING HANDSPRING OFF STARR’S BACK, RUNS TO THE ROPES AND HITS THE FINAL CHAPTER!!! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE ON STARR! And Xav looks at Tyler Parker with a conceited grin on his face and Tyler looks back up at Xav still shaking off some injuries. The EAW Champion and World Heavyweight Champion rush back at each other and Xav catches Tyler with a hammerlock. Tyler swings back an elbow, Xav ducks and goes for a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Tyler lands on his feet but XAV SPRINGS UP ON TYLER’S SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND AND HITS THE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER PINNING BRIDGE!
Stew: SENTON BY STARR STAN! That breaks the pin right up and Starr grabs Xavier and takes him to the corner and bashes his face into the turnbuckle! Starr turns Xav around and hits a SHARP knife edged chop, and follows it up with some body shots! Tyler Parker’s recovering, but now Starr rushes to Tyler and pulls him up and runs him face first into opposite turnbuckle corner. Starr hits a knife edged chop on Tyler and irish whips him as hard as he can across the ring to send him into Xav– Xav lifts a boot to the face! Tyler’s doubled over and Xav runs and SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF TYLER’S BACK TO HIT A DROPKICK ON STARR!!! WOW! NOW XAV RUSHES BACK TO TYLER AND JUMPS UP TO HIT A JUMPING DDT!!! ….. BUT WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF OUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!? TYLER CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR FROM THE JUMPING DDT AND COUNTERS WITH A MUSCLE BUSTER!!!
Mercer: Tyler Parker is SO deceptively strong! He tends to have these superhuman feats of uncanny strength that almost defy the laws of physics! Xav rolls out of the ring grimacing in pain and you really can’t blame him. Now Tyler goes right back to Starr and hits him with a number of European uppercuts… Starr’s dazed, stumbling back and leaning back on the ropes and Tyler hits a running knee to the ribs! Starr stumbles to the center of the ring coughing after that running knee, and Tyler backs up and hits ANOTHER huge kick to the midsection! Now Tyler pulls him in and PULLS HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB!!! But Starr rolls down the back and counters with the roll up!
Ref: OOOOOOOONE!!!
Mercer: Tyler rolls out of it and backs away as he hits a BACK ELBOW knocking Xav off the apron and hits a RUNNING KICK TO THE FACE OF STARR STAN! Now Starr rolls back up to his feet holding face but meanwhile Tyler sprints across the ring, rebounds off the ropes and hits a RUNNING DROPKICK sending Starr through the ropes to the outside! But outside the ring Xav catches Starr and HITS A BACK SUPLEX SENDING STARR KIDNEYS FIRST ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! Starr collapses into the first row…. BUT HERE COMES TYLER PARKER AS HE HITS THE FINAL CHAPTER TO THE OUTSIDE!!! No, Xav ducks that! Xav dodges a real bullet there and Tyler sticks the landing, but Xav takes Tyler and TOSSES HIM AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE ‘CADE. Now Xav pulls Tyler up and hits a VERTICAL SUPLEX DIRECTLY ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! WHAT A NASTY, NASTY CRASH!!!
Ryder: This is gettin’ serious, broski’s! That was a heck of a bump Tyler just had to take! Now Xav rushes back to the barricade and brings Starr back into the ring, and Xav follows him in and covers the Answers World Champion.
Ref: OOOOONE!!! TWOO–
Ryder: Nope, Starr’s still got plenty of fight left. Now Xav snaps in a rear chin-lock on the Answers World Champion, looking to wear him down. I’ll give Xav credit, he’s an extremely intelligent performer. He busts out the right moves in the right places and everything he does is so excellently calculated. Stan the Man however is still trying to fight back into it…. Starr’s rushing up to a knee, and Xav converts the chin-lock into a side headlock… now Starr uses his body weight to roll through and get a pin attempt on the shoulder! Xav immediately kicks out and they recover… Starr shoot wrestles Xav to the mat and maneuvers a hammerlock small package pin!
Ref: OOOOONE!!! TWOOO–
Stew: Xav kicks out and hits a kick to the face during the kick out! Xav rushes up, rebounds off the ropes and GOES FOR THE FAMOUSER!!! STARR SNAPS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!!!!!! WHAT A COUNTER!!!!! XAV DESPERATELY TRIES TO ESCAPE …. THE MAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S BEEN CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP, AND FOR GOOD REASON! THIS MIGHT BE THE END RIGHT HERE! BUT LOOK, TYLER PARKER’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! TYLER’S GOT SOMETHING PLANNED! STARR HAS IT SCOUTED, HE BREAKS THE ANKLE LOCK AND RUSHES UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE PERHAPS LOOKING FOR A BELLY TO BELLY FROM THE TOP ROPE…. BUT TYLER’S FIGHTING IT, THE TWO OF THEM STAND UP AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BATTLING IT OUT HIGH OVER THE RING…… BUT HERE COMES XAV!!! XAV SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP AND HITS AN AVALANCHE SITOUT REVERSE FACEBUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE ON STARR WHILE STARR TOSSES TYLER ACROSS THE FREAKING RING WITH THE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY!!!! BUT NO, TYLER STAYS ON THE TOP ROPE WHILE STARR CRASHES INTO THE CANVAS, AND TYLER LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A 450 SPLASH ON STARR STAN!!!!! AND NOW TYLER RUSHES TO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON XAV, BUT XAV DUCKS, TYLER REBOUNDS AND XAV JUMPS UP AND CATCHES HIM WITH A DELAYED JUMPING DDT! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mercer: KICK OUT! EXCELLENT. That was EXCELLENT. Xav has picked brilliant spots all match! It’s been damn near a no-mistakes offense from the EAW Champ! Tyler Parker’s been doing his damndest to keep up with the other two champs but those injuries have really rattled him. Williams now covers Starr.
Ref: OOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO–
Mercer: Starr kicks out! Williams rushes back to Tyler Parker and beats him down with fists to the skull and shots to the spine. Xav pulls Tyler Parker up and LEVELS HIM WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!!! But Tyler ducks that and looks to counter for the neckbreaker from behind! Xav spins around, pushes Tyler into the ropes and does a waistlock rollup! But Tyler rolls back and rolls behind Xav as they both jump up and TYLER HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX THROW!!! XAV LANDS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS TYLER FOR BEHIND, GOING FOR THE ATP!!!! ACROSS THE PARK!!! NO TYLER SPINS OUT OF IT AND NAILS XAVIER WITH THE SIN’S END!!! NO, XAV HOLDS HIS BALANCE AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES AS TYLER IS PUSHED OFF. TYLER RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET…. BUT STARR JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND HIS THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON TYLER PARKER!!!
Stew: TYLER ESCAPES OUT OF IT LANDING BEHIND STARR! WILLIAMS CHARGES AT STARR FOR THE RUNNING SUPERKICK!!! STARR DUCKS AND TYLER GETS HIT AS HE’S SENT BETWEEN THE ROPES OUT OF THE RING! STARR SNATCHES XAVIER FROM BEHIND! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! STARR WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( The referee is dragged out of the ring )
Ryder: WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?
Stew: IT’S ZACK CRASH! ZACK CRASH IS OUT HERE TO PROTECT HIS INVESTMENT! AFTER THAT BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT HE MADE EARLIER, NOW HE’S OUT HERE SHOWING CLEAR BIAS AND RUINING HIS OWN DAMNED MATCH!
Mercer: Zack Crash is arguing with the referee, and Starr sits up still a bit fatigued and looking aggravated at the scene being caused… Starr drags his way back up and screams at Crash and the referee, and you can’t blame him. He may have had this match won, but we won’t know now that the Chairman’s got involved. The ref re-enters the ring and Starr goes right back to Xav and drags him up going for another OLYMPIC SLAM!!! NO, XAVIER BACKFLIPS OUT OF IT, BACKS INTO THE ROPES… BUT TYLER ENTERS THE RING AND HITS A FLAPJACK SENDING XAV THROAT FIRST INTO THE RING ROPES! Parker charges at Starr… STARR LEVELS HIM WITH THE POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! PARKER CRUMPLES TO HIS KNEES AND STARR RUNS THE ROPES AND HITS THE LOW DISCUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, WIPING THE WHC OUT! THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS NOW!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRREE-
Ryder: KICK OUT!!!
Starr *to himself*: Son of a bitch kicks out of everything!
( Starr sits up, holding his head while Crash is attending to Xav, demanding he gets up and finishes the match )
Ryder: You can see the frustration setting in from the Answers World Champ, but Starr gets right back to work as he grabs Xavier Williams now and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! STARR HAS XAV HELD, PULLS HIM BACK UP, ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! HE LATCHES ON, RECOVERS, A THIRD GERMAN! And now Starr who’s still latched on takes a glance at Tyler Parker who’s at the corner trying to recover… and STARR HITS A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE CORNERED TYLER PARKER, SENDING THE EAW CHAMP CRASHING INTO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! AND NOW STARR DOES A FRONT WAISTLOCK ON BOTH MEN….. DOUBLE BELLY TO BELLY!??!?!
Stew: XAV GOES FLYING, BUT TYLER STICKS TO THE CORNER! TYLER SPINS AROUND, SPRINGBOARDS OFF BOTH SIDES OF THE CORNER AND HITS THE FINAL CHAPTER ON STARR!!! STARR’S DAZED, HE STUMBLES OFF THE ROPES BACK STAGGERS BACK AS TYLER SNATCHES HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE ACROSS THE PARK!!! NO, STARR SNAGS THE ANKLE AND DROPS TP TO THE MAT AS HE CATCHES IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!! THE WAY THIS MAN PLAYS THROUGH PAIN IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!! STARR TOOK A POTENTIAL KNOCK OUT MOVE AND ATE IT, ABSOLUTELY ATE IT, AND CAME BACK FOR THE ANKLE LOCK! Tyler Parker’s in some serious trouble here… Williams is rushing back up, and Tyler manages to roll through the ankle lock! Starr flies towards Xav and XAV IS KNOCKED INTO CRASH ON THE APRON! But Crash catches Williams!
Crash: GET YOUR HEAD IN THE FREAKING GAME, XAV!
( Xav snaps and slaps Crash across the face )
Xavier: STAY THE (EXPLETIVE) OUT OF MY WAY!
Mercer: WHOA…. XAV JUST SNAPPED AT THE CHAIRMAN…. AND XAV GETS CAUGHT WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! STARR TAKES HIM DOWN!!!! AND STARR LIFTS A MIDDLE FINGER TO CRASH AND SHOULDER BUMPS HIM OFF THE APRON! STARR STICKING IT TO THE EAW CHAIRMAN, AND HE TURNS AROUND… FINAL CHAPTER!!! STARR’S BEEN KNOCKED FOR A FREAKING LOOP FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS MATCH BY THAT MOVE, AND THAT SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING. NOW PARKER DRAGS XAV UP AND HITS THE DEPRAVITY!!! VERTICAL SUPLEX SWINGING NECKBREAKER, AND THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS ON THE EAW CHAMPION!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “An Island” by Chevelle hits as Tyler Parker is handed his World Heavyweight Championship and he celebrates without even being able to stand )
RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNEERRRRR… THE WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON, TYLEEEEEEEEEEER PARKEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!
Stew: AND IT’S SETTLED, TYLER PARKER IS THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS!
Mercer: Damn it!
Ryder: Tyler Parker was able to pick his spots perfectly in the clutch, and that’s exactly what this was: a CLUTCH victory by the World Heavyweight Champion, like it or not! Tyler Parker can leave this match with something to be extremely proud of, despite the squirrely interference by Zack Crash that may or may not have been the distraction that cost Xav the match.
Stew: NOPE! NO EXCUSES! TYLER PARKER TAKES IT HOME FOR DYNASTY, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT! Williams had an exceptional showing, but Parker is able to get his get-back from Showdown two weeks ago when Xavier Williams managed to pin him for the three count.
( Parker drags himself and his title out of the ring and celebrates with the fans on the ramp. Starr sulks at ringside, collecting his gold and Xavier is struggling to get back up in the ring. Zack Crash enters the ring with a microphone, visibly irate. )
Mercer: Well, our Chairman does NOT look happy. In a way I can’t blame him, Xav just snapped on him when he was out there trying to secure a victory for the poster child the same way he did on Voltage against Impact. What’s so wrong about that?
( Tyler’s music dies down as Crash looks down at a recovering Xav with a look of disgust )
Zack Crash: YOU INSOLENT BASTARD! YOU DARE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!? I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU YOU MORON! DON’T YOU EVER START TO FORGET EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE! IF IT WEREN’T FOR ME YOU’D BE CURTAIN JERKING ON SHOWDOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FREAKING BARRELL, DO YOU HEAR ME!? I DID THIS.
( Crash snatches the EAW Championship from a worker and sticks it in Xav’s face )
Crash: I DID THIS FOR YOU. SEE YOUR NAME ON THIS BELT? I PUT IT THERE! I’M THE REASON YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE AFTER YOU DEFIED ME! I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD OF GLORY AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT, JUST LIKE I TOOK SENN OUT, JUST LIKE I TOOK DC OUT, YOU UNDERSTAND ME???
( Xav is still recovering and Crash drops the belt, paces around the ring trying to cool himself off. Xav stands up, still a bit hurt, and he stares Crash down. )
Crash: Now that we’re clear with everything, we can end this show on a high note and start over. Start fresh. Let’s go into Pain for Pride and put on the greatest show they’ve ever seen with YOU as the marquee. Do as I tell you, don’t look around, don’t ask questions, follow my lead, live by my doctrine and everything will be okay. Follow me and I’ll give you everything you’ve ever wanted. Follow me andI’ll make you immortal. What do you say?
( Crash extends his hand, and a visibly frustrated Xav looks around at the crowd screaming “NO!” as he contemplates this )
Crash: Make the right choice, Xav.
( Xav stares him down. )
Crash: Make the right choice.
( Xavier shakes Crash’s hand, and Crash raises Xav’s hand as “Outlaw” by Disciple hits and the show closes with the two of them celebrating in the ring much to the crowd’s displeasure. )
Stew: Xavier Williams, for the promise of immortality, has signed his Faustian deal. It’s all about opportunity —
Mercer: WHAT?! XAVIER PULLING THE CHAIRMAN IN!!! CRASH TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT XAVIER POWERS HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR!! IF YOU DO THIS, XAVIER, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK—-
Stew: SIN’S END!!!!! BLOODY SUNDAY TO THE CHAIRMAN!!!!
Mercer: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?
( “Chalk Outline” hits and Xavier Williams holds up his EAW Championship celebrating and standing over the body of Zack Crash )
Ryder: AN EMPHATIC STATEMENT MADE BY THE EAW CHAMPION! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS TURNED DOWN THE OFFER AND HAS DONE IT IN A BIG WAY!
!Stew: WHAT AN AUDACIOUS MOVE BY THE EAW CHAMPION! HE MAY NOT HAVE WON THIS MATCH, BUT HE’S WON THE NIGHT WITH THAT ONE FROM BEIJING CHINA, WE EMBARK ON THE ROAD TO THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT: PAIN FOR PRIDE 8! AND WE’LL SEE THIS MAN XAVIER WILLIAMS THERE, WE HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU! GOODNIGHT!
( Xavier Williams is celebrating on the top turnbuckle with the EAW Championship raised high before the camera fades to black )
( EAW logo buzzes )