Territorial Invasion

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Pre-Show

EAW New Breed Championship Battle Royal

Jamie O’Hara (c) vs Collin Lightening vs Matt Miles vs Scott Oasis vs Lochlan Rossdale vs  Redmond vs Tiberous Jones vs The Nas vs Aren Mstislav vs Andrew Fireboy vs Mitchell Ward vs A-Will

And a big Announcement regarding EAW’s Fall Season!

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( “Guts Over Fear” by Eminem can be heard playing in the background as an aerial shot of the outside of the Air Canada Centre is shown, and the camera pans to the stands of the arena in a section where pre-show panel consisting of Matt Ryder, Eddie Mack and Ashten Cross are seated at the sports desk )

( Mack and Ryder are wearing suits and Ashten is wearing a suit with a cape and shades on, sipping from a 7-11 cup )

Matt Ryder: WOO WOO WOO! Welcome everyone to the second ever Territorial Invasion pre-show! I’m your host–

Eddie Mack: I’M your host, Eddie Mack, and I’m with my two lovely assistants–

Ashten Cross: Hold your horses now, I’M the host around here boys, I’m the only one here that doesn’t have the personality of a dead whale!

Matt: Longevity rules broskis, I was here last year, I call the shots! Anyways, Eddie Mack, Ashten Cross and yours truly, Matt Ryder bringing to you the most eventful pre-show in the history of sports! And why don’t you run through what we’ve got planned Cross?

Ashten: Don’t tell me what to do. Now how about I run through what I’VE thoroughly planned of for MY pre-show? We’ve got a whole bunch of HUGE announcements including EAW’s newest video game.. Also, a blockbuster announcement on EAW’s fall season, and the main dish? A 12 MAN Battle Royale for the EAW New Breed Title folks! All this before the show even starts!

Matt: We’ve also got an inside look on the TI 5 on 5 in store later on.. and we want to thank Burger King for being the OFFICIAL sponsor of the TI pre-show! We want to remind you to pick up the holy anointed limited release of the BK Chicken Fries… unless your name is Montell Smooth, of course.

Eddie: EOE jokes? What is this 2012?

Matt: No, if it were you’d still be relevant.

Eddie: Now I KNOW you ain’t talking–

Ashten: Whoa relax guys, lettuce hop over this situation like jumpropes. I understand things get heavy like a rock but we have to carry on like a fresh backpack on the first day of school.

( Ashten adjusts his shades and sips from his 7-11 cup while the other two stare blankly at him )

Matt: … On that note, after the jump we’ll be back to run through the predictions for this year’s TI card and provide you our take on who the odds favor tonight. Someone get me a drink.

( Screen goes dark, and a light-speed montage of the past 7 Pain for Pride’s are shown on the screen )

( “Can’t Kill Us” by The Glitch Mob begins to play as a view on several different cities are shown on the screen. An electric graphic caption on the screen writes ”The Chosen Cities” with the cities listed as:
Pasadena, California
Tokyo, Japan
New Orleans, Louisiana
Phoenix, Arizona
Munich, Germany
Sydney, Australia
London, England
and East Rutherford, New Jersey. )

( An advanced-looking 15 foot Pyramid is seen placed in public parks of each city, with a flat screen in the center with a countdown playing in alien-like numbers with people seen gathering around )

( On the screen show the words “Pain for Pride 8” and “Are you the Chosen city?” )

( Feed returns to the panel as ”Cant Kill Us” dies down over the speakers )

Matt: Eight cities have been nominated, but which one will be the chosen city of Pain for Pride 8!? We’ll find out this December! Pain for Pride will be unfathomably epic, and 8 will take things to the next level!

Eddie Alright well I think it’s about time to get these here predictions going, what do you say?

Ashten: No, as leader of the panel we do the predictions on MY TIME. So how about we get to those predictions shall we?

Matt: Great idea Ashten.

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Matt: Well let’s start with the Submission showdown between EAW’s greatest submission wrestler ever, Starrstan against the tenacious Moonlight Predator! It’s been a story of one-upsmanship and these two have had plenty to say to each other all week long. Who do you think gets this one?

Ashten: *sipping from his 7-11 cup* If my client Scott Diamond were in that match he’d make them both submit in seconds.

Eddie: Well I’ll give it to Starrstan. I like MP and all.. well okay not really, but it’d be stupid to bet against the submission specialist who’s come away with submission victory’s his whole career.

Ashten: Yeah, what Mack said, I think MP’s tapping tonight.

Matt: I’ll have to agree with the two of you, I’d be really surprised if Starr doesn’t come away with the win tonight. Moving forward:

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Matt: It’s been a blood boiling feud that’s come to this! Lannister takes on a FEROCIOUS Brian Daniels who’s in a place I’ve never seen him before! These men have been at each others throats and Brian Daniels was willing to give anything in the world just for this match. How do you think Daniels fares?

Eddie: Daniels should’ve been careful what he wished for. It’s been clear for a while that he can’t beat Lannister.

Matt: I disagree, I think Daniels can take on absolutely anybody in EAW, including Ashten’s client Scott Diamond.

Ashten: Now hold up lets not act like Vanilla Daniels could ever stand a chance against Lannister, let alone my client Scott Diamond. Who I will CONTINUE to promote due to his untimely snub from tonight’s show. Anyways I think once Lannister gets a hold of Daniels beard he’ll be clinging to those roots more.. uhh, never mind.

Matt: Well the predictions continue in a moment but first it’s time for the release of EAW’s new game! Take a look..

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( Camera heads backstage where Tiberius Jones is in a hoodie, walking through a shadowy corridor hallway )

Matt: Here’s one competitor who will be fighting for the EAW New Breeds title in only a few momen– HEY!

( A camera man runs up to Tiberius and smashes the camera over his head and repeatedly beats him over the head with the camera )

Matt: TIBERIUS BEING ASSAULTED BY SOME CREW MEMBER OR CAMERA MAN.. WHATS THE MEANIN OF THIS? WAIT A MINUTE!

( The cameraman tosses him against crates several times, and drags one of the huge, stacked heavy crates and drops it on Tiberius’ legs as Tiberius howls in pain )

Cameraman: Cleopatra sends her regards.

Matt: Someone help him! His leg could be SHATTERED by that crate the weighs possibly hundreds of pounds!

( The Rogue Cameraman flees the scene as officials surround Tiberius coming to his aid )

Matt: Clearly that was no ordinary cameraman, because of him Tiberius’ chances in this NB battle royal are in jepoardy!

( Camera returns to the panel )

Eddie: … That was.. random.

Ashten: Well, better him than my client Scott Diamond. Cleo know better.

( Ashten eats his ice cream )

Matt: How come Ashten gets to eat all the food (wary) .. Anyways, the New Breed title match is in a few moments, but yes the EAW EWR 2K15 game is available for release on pc! I can’t wait to book Eddie Mack jobbing nine weeks in a row, just like he does in real life!

Eddie: …

Ashten: Actually if EWR’s as realistic as they say it is, you’d give Eddie Mack a push and before the Pain for Pride main event, he dies of a drug overdose or something.

Eddie: …. You know assholes, there’s still another prediction to be made.

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Matt: The ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP is on the line in this one! It’s truly a Monster’s ball as the big devil Hades the Hellraiser defends the strap against Vic Vendetta and Norman Hellion in triple threat. What do you think happens tonight?

Ashten: Are you kidding? Now that Peter’s in full control there’s no telling how far Norman goes! If Norman goes as far as I think he will, I might just consider making him an Ashten Cross guy!

Eddie: I doubt Peter would be caught dead being an ”Ashten Cross” guy (no) Anyway, my vote goes to Hades, he’s way too experienced, way too hungry, way too strong and powerful and skilled.

Matt: I wish I could be the tie breaker.. but my money’s on Vic man. I’ve seen what he’s capable of since 2009, he’s worked his ass off for this and he’s going to do it all because the devil, or should I say the AWC made him do it!

Ashten: …Shut your corny ass up.

Matt: What? I thought that last line was REALLY GOOD.

Eddie: I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU’D BE THE FIRST GUY TO MAKE A REALLY GOOD REFERENCE YOU LOSER!

Matt: :$ … Okay well its time for the meat, steak and potatos! The New Breed Championship is on the line and the fans that are filing into the arena are lucky enough to catch 12 or I guess now 11 young men fight for the richest prize in the New Breed division! They’re already on their way now, let’s take it back to ringside with Jake Mercer and Kawajai!

Ring Announcer: The following is a 12 man over the top rope battle royal for the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Camera heads to ringside with a half-full audience watching on, and Andrew Fireboy, Mitchell Ward, A-Will, The Nas, Collin Lightening and Redmond are already in the ring and Aren Mstislav is making his entrance )

RA: From Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighing 220 POOUNDS.. AREN MSTISLAV!

( Guns N’ Roses’ – “Civil War” hits as Lochlan Rossdales comes out )

RA: From Ottawa, Ontario, Canada weighing 230 POUUNNDS.. LOCHLANNNNN ROSSDAAALLLE!

( “Home” – Three Days Grace hits as Scott Oasis comes out to the ring with a meancing look )

RA: From Baltimore, Maryland weighing 260 POOUNDS.. SCOOTT OOOASSISSSSS!!

( “California Love” by Tupac feat. Dr Dre hits as Matt Miles makes his entrance )

RA: From San Diego, California weighing 220 POOUNNDSSS.. MAAAATTT MIILLEEEESSS!

( The Awakening – COPIA hits and Jamie O’Hara comes out holding the New Breeds Championship )

RA: Finally, from Chicago, Illinois weighing 225 POOOUNDSS.. JAAMMIEEEE O’HARAA!

Kawajai: The New Breed title is up for grabs here in an over the top rope battle royal live at the second Territorial Invason pre-show! Not only that, but I beat Jake Mercer to the punch and got the first word and there’s nothing he can do about it!

Mercer: I’ll stab you…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Mercer: Well here we go, all eleven of these men minus Tiberius Jones from Dynasty who was assaulted out of nowhere are getting into it! It’s a big brawl to determine who will leave the New Breed Champion! Redmond is on Matt Miles, Rossdale grappling in the corner with Lightening, O’Hara on Mitchell Ward, Aren slugging it out with The Nas and OH! SCOTT OASIS WITH THE FEROCIOUS BOOT KNOCKING ANDREW FIREBOY OUT! AND OASIS TAKES FIREBOY UP AND SENDS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!

RA: Andrew Fireboy has been eliminated!

Kawa: A-Will clubs a blow on Oasis from behind, but Oasis drives A-Will nearly across the ring into a corner and hits merciless shoulder thrusts! Scott Oasis making an early impact, this man is well on his way of establishing himself as a monster on Showdown! Miles and Redmond are trading HEAVY right hands, and Redmond is currently out-brawling Miles, whips him to the ropes and follows up with a CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE. But Miles ducks, hits a low blow and nails a BACK SUPLEX TO THE CORNER! But now O’Hara, who’s floored Ward with a roundhouse now hits a legsweep on Miles to knock him to all fours and O’Hara springs off Miles back for the LEG LARIAT TO THE CORNERED REDMOND. And follows up with beautiful series of armdrags on Miles!

Mercer: Mitchell Ward, seeking revenge looks to send the NB Champ over the ropes to the outside! Nas and Aren meanwhile are in an opposite corner and these men are exchanging headbutts! Nas has Aren cornered, but Aren sits on the top turnbuckle and hits three consecutive headbutts and a TORNADO DDT OUT OF THE CORNER! And Oasis, with A-Will on his shoulders now scoops up Aren as well!! DOUBLE STEAM-ROLLER! Oasis charges across the ring now and hits a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO THE CORNERED REDMOND.. But Redmond ducks and from behind hits a GERMAN SUPLEX, AND MATT MILES ASSISTS WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX-NECKBREAKER COMBO ON SCOTT OASIS! .. AND REDMOND FLOORS MATT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

Kawa: O’Hara is on the apron and Ward is looking to send punches and knock the Champ off the apron, but O’Hara runs towards the corner, springs to the top and hits a HURRICANRANA SENDING WARD OVER THE ROPES TO APRON! O’Hara back up and REDMOND WITH THE CLOTHESLINE TO O’HARA, but Jamie dodges and Redmond clotheslines Mitchell Ward to the outsie!

RA: Mitchell Ward is eliminated!

Kawa: O’Hara swiftly gets the backbreaker on Redmond from behind, and has him held with a Dragon Sleeper! Meanwhile Mstislav has a hold of both Scott Oasis and Matt Miles and is looking for a double DDT.. but both Miles and Oasis spring up for a DOUBLE FLAPJACK, BUT IN MID-AIR MSTISLAV COUNTERS INTO A DROPKICK ON OASIS! OH WOOW! AND MILES WITHOUT HESITATION GRABS MSTISLAV AND HITS THE GOLDRUSH! HEADLOCK DRIVER FROM BEHIND! Now The Nas swings at Miles, Miles ducks, GOLDRUSH INTO THE 2ND TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER! WHAT A SICK BUMP, THAT’S PROBABLY CUT HIM OPEN! And Miles drags Nas out of the corner and tosses him over the ropes, sending him collapsing to the outside!

RA: The Nas is eliminated!

Mercer: Look at this, meanwhile Lochlan Rossdale tosses Collen Lightening out of the ring!

RA: Collen Lightening has been eliminated!

Mercer: Rossdale immediately heads over to Matt Miles and sends a ferocious flurry of forearms onto Miles giving him all the trouble he needs. O’Hara is hammering elbows into Redmond still keeping in that dragon sleeper and he’s looking to convert it to a DRAGON SUPLEX, but Redmond instead lifts O’Hara and drops him throat-first over the ring ropes, picks him up again and nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Now Scott Oasis is being beaten down with fists from A-Will, but Oasis shoots to his feet with a MEEEAN UPPERCUT! OH MY, A TOOTH FLIES FROM OUT OF A-WILLS MOUTH PRACTICALLY INTO THE STANDS! A-Will stumbles backwards, and Aren Mstislav yanks down the ring ropes with his arms, and body-scissors A-Will to the apron as both men land on it. NOW SCOTT OASIS LOOKING FOR THE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO SEND THEM OUT!

RA: A-Will has been eliminated!

Kawa: Look, Mstislav ducked and slid between Oasis’ legs back into the ring and rolls Oasis to his back to hit a DOUBLE LEG-DROP TO THE GROIN! Redmond has Jamie O’Hara hoisted, POWERSLAM INTO THE MAT! Matt Miles meanwhile eats a snakeeyes into the turnbuckle and is swept to the ground by Lochlan Rossdale.. he drags Miles near Mstislav and both Lochlan and Aren hook the legs of their grounded opponents.. and SLINGSHOT MATT MILES AND SCOTT OASIS INTO EACH OTHER! BOTH MEN CRACK RIGHT INTO EACH OTHER, AND ROSSDALE/MSTISLAV AND ARE ATTEMPTING TO SEND BOTH MEN OUT OF THE RING WITH MOMENTUM… BUT MATT MILES COUNTERS WITH THE DESPERATE LARIAT ON LOCHLAN, AND OASIS COUNTERS AREN WITH A THROW OF HIS OWN SENDING AREN TO THE OUTSIDE!

( Oasis and Miles collapse to the ground as Aren hits the floor )

RA: Aren Mstislav has been eliminated!

Mercer: What a clinch display from Matt Miles and Scott Oasis, and Lochlan is getting back to his feet… HERE COMES REDMOND, OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX ON LOCHLAND SENDING HIM KIDNEYS FIRST INTO THE MAT! This Redmond kid has been on fire for a little while! Redmond hops back up now and immediately takes Matt Miles to the corner and hammers punches to the gut, looking to beat him down before sending him out. Meanwhile Oasis has targetted Jamie O’Hara who’s recovering the ropes and is looking to send him over the ropes while Jamie’s fighting it…. he’s got so much strength and size over O’Hara, and O’Hara backflips over the ropes, hits a shoulder thrust and LOCKS IN THE TARANTULA WITH THE ROPES! OASIS IS STUCK!.. AND O’HARA’S LOOKING TO KEEP THAT THING IN FOR AS LONG AS HE NEEDS!

Kawa: Redmond scoops Matt Miles onto his shoulder looking for the running powerslam to the outside of the ring!!! …. But Miles slides down the back, turns Redmond around and hits the MIDAS TOUCH! PEDIGREE INTO THE RING! Now Miles drags Redmond up… and SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! ..

RA: Redmond has been eliminated!

Kawa: NOW ROSSDALE SCOOPS MILES UP BY HIS LEGS AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Mercer: Easy Kawa, Miles lands on the apron, and Lochlan heads to the apron and hooks Miles perhaps looking for a DDT RIGHT THERE! BUT MILES DRIVES LOCHLAN INTO THE RINGPOST AND HITS SEVERAL CLUBBING FISTS FOLLOWED BY REPEATED KNEES TO THE MIDSECTION! Now both men are taking the fight to the ring steps, the stakes are high here as both men are exchanging forearms right on these steps! And in the ring O’Hara is hanging upside down looking to hurricanrana Oasis to the outside… but my GOSH the strength of Oasis, he lifts O’Hara for a POWERBOMB… BUT O’HARA HAMMERS FISTS INTO OASIS BRINGING HIM STUMBLING BACKWARDS TO THE CORNER, AND JAMIE SPRINGS OFF O’HARAS SHOULDERS TO THECORNER AND HITS A DOUBLE DROPKICK ONTO LOCHLAN AND MATT MILES, SENDING THEM BOTH TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WHILE O’HARA LANDS ON THE RING STAIRS!

RA: Matt Miles and Lochlan Rossdale have been eliminated!

Kawa: UNBELIEVABLE IT COMES DOWN TO TWO! SCOTT OASIS AND JAMIE O’HARA! THE NEW BREED ARE PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE AND SCOTT OASIS SNATCHES O’HARA BY HIS ARM AND YANKS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST REPEATEDLY! Now Oasis looks to shove O’Hara off, but Jamie hangs on and Oasis kicks O’Hara in the midsection and takes him across the apron by the arm and DRIVES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST AGAIN! Now Oasis climbs the turnbuckle and hoists Jamie up as both men are stood at the top turnbuckle, they exchange forearms… high risk situation right here!! O’Hara with a couple of kicks to the side, he’s climbing a little bit higher, what do we have here?? ENZIGURI! OASIS IS WOOZY, AND JAMIE NAILS A SECOND LEAPING ENZURGI THAT SENDS OASIS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

RA: Here is your winner and STILL THE New Breed Champiooon.. JAMIE O’HARA!!!

Jake Mercer: Jamie O’Hara is successful in his title defence! Jamie overcomes this battle royal, BARELY, as Scott Oasis almost had him!

Kawajai: Indeed, Jamie was close to losing his title only weeks after winning it, what a great match that was for the EAW Pre-show!

( Camera returns to the Pre-show panel as ”We’re In This Together” plays in the background and more and more fans are filing into the arena )

Matt: What a win for O’Hara here on the TI pre-show, and the fun’s not over yet! We’ve still got more predictions to make, and right the phonelines are open and we’re taking calls right now in “Ask the panel”!

Ashten: That’s right, ask us anything you want, anything on your mind and we’ll answer! Let your voice be heard, dial the number at the screen below to get on air!

Matt: We’re taking callers right now! Spitta from Nebraska, you’re on the line.

Caller: Ayo fuck all this pre-show EAW shit, Ashten Cross I want you to know you a punk ass bitch, you wouldn’t last five minutes in my world son!

Ashten: You’re a waffle colored tofu-eating white boy from Nebraska. Shutup.

Caller: You wouldn’t come say that in front of me and my hittas doe! Gratata!

Ashten: Don’t make me send my client Scott Diamond to come and rape you in the ass.

Matt: Harris from Canada, you’re on the line.

Caller: HELLO!?!

Eddie: *cringes* Ugh yes, you’re there.

Caller: You’re mommas so fat it takes her 365 days to run around the sun!

Matt: *sigh* …… Mike from St. Louis you’re on the line!

Caller: Yes, I’m calling because I happen to run a tranny servi–I mean a tabernacle in the inner city of St. Louis and I find some of the stuff on EAW tv extremely offensive! How do I explain Jaywalker slitting someones throat to my youth choir!?

Eddie: Uhh how about you don’t fucking watch?

Matt: ALRIGHTY, Frank from ”The Woods”, you’re on the line.

Caller: I JUST GOT SHOT BY A DEER!!!

Ashten: You sure your internet’s just not out?

Caller: I NEED THE NUMBER TO 911!!!

Matt: Sorry sir we can’t help you with that. OKAY Next caller, “Mad Rapper” you’re on!

Caller: YO YO ITS THE MAD RAPPER I GOT SOME BARS TO SPIT ABOUT EAW AIGHT?

Ashten: Go ahead, spit something.

Mad Rapper: YO ITS THE MAD RAPPER AND IM ALWAYS GRINDIN,
HARD LIKE PYRITE, KICK IT LIKE SCOTT DIAMOND,
YOU GAY LIKE NICKS VOICE, I TURN YOU TO ANGELS
CALL ME STARR STAN CUZ ILL BREAK YA ANKLE,
EXPOSE YOU LIKE UNDERAGE PICS IN DDD’S PHONE,
I STAY TICK LIKE THE BOMBS IN AA’S HOM–

Matt: YOU’RE WORSE THAN EOE. Jacob from North Carolina, how are you doing?

Jacob: Afternoon y’all! I’m real excited for Territorial Invasion! Go Crash! Anyway I run a backyard trampoline federation called XMW and I was wondering if any of you from EAW want to join!?

Eddie: Is this guy serious?

Matt: No problem, as long as you send me naked pics of your sister.

Jacob: OK I’ll get it from my fap folder!

Matt: -Hangs up- Jesus, I thought I was a freak. I’m starting to question the type of audiences we draw.. Anywho, it’s now time for the big announcement about the Fall season of EAW!

Ashten: I’ve been waiting all night for this! LETS DOO THIS!?!?..

( Screen goes dark and slow suspense music plays )

Narrator: This fall..
The greatest athletes from all over the world..
One location
One roof
One tournament…
Three kings.
For the first time ever, EAW presents: THE TRIAD GAMES!

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( Coming soon.. )

( Screen returns to panel )

Matt: That’s right! For the first time ever EAW hosts the TRIAD GAMES, the best athletes around the world forming up into teams of 3 to fight for dominance in an EAW hosted tournament! You won’t want to miss this groundbreaking competitive action!

Eddie: Who knows, maybe I’ll join! .. On second thought, I’d rather not..

Matt: Well to close this kickoff party up we’ve got some more predictions to make!

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Matt: THREE DEGREES OF HELL! Those are the depths these two men will go through in order to punish their opponent. What are the odds looking like for Lucian Black? Ashten?

Ashten: Lucian Black in my mind is as able, as skilled and as hungry as Kevin Devastation..

Eddie: Oh come on, Cross. This isn’t Lucians element! KD LIVES for matches like these! Lucian might come off as some warrior but he can’t get away with biting off more than he can chew. This is KD’s match to me.

Ashten: I got Lucian all the way, in fact I’ll bet Scott’s catering for a week if I’m wrong.

Matt: It’s tough, but I gotta give it to KD. This just feels like everything KD could’ve hoped for in a big match scenario. But it wouldn’t surprise me if I was wrong.

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Matt: The return of Kendra Shamez to the ring has caused a shockwave through EAW, and Cameron Ella Ava meets her first challenge for the Hall of Fame title! And what a challenge it is! Two of no doubt the most gifted Vixens and overall WRESTLERS in EAW who have paved the way for the future fight for one of the most prestigious belts in wrestling today. Who has it?

Ashten: This is so hard… Kendra’s bae man…. but Cameron’s the GOAT. But Kendra’s the GOAT.. but Cameron beat the GOAT.. I don’t know, I can’t take the pressure man. I just can’t.

Eddie: I’ll make this easy, Kendra’s my choice.

Matt: Well isn’t that easy for you to say?

Eddie: It is because we saw Kendra pin Cameron to the mat on Showdown. How many women do you know are able to do that? It’s CLEAR Kendra’s as good as she’s ever been and she has what it takes. Evidence points to Kendra.

Matt: Honestly I’m in the same boat as Ashten, I really can’t make a choice between the two. Gun to the head says Cam because she’s the champ, but I expect a thriller out of this one.

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Matt: Well last but certainly not least, the EAW Championship up for grabs in a Ladder Match between the reigning and defending champ Jacob Senn and Devan Dubian! Dubian’s had a long climb between here and his last opportunity at World title gold. What do you say boys?

Eddie: I don’t respect Jacob Senn, but he is damn good. Sorry dub, but I gotta go with Senn.

Ashten: Vanilla midgets soon to be victims to my client Scott Diamond -takes imaginary sip of empty 7-11 cup-
.. Nah but seriously, I think Dub’s worked too long and too hard for this not to get his tonight. I’ll give Dub my full cosign here and tonight, he is walking out EAW Champion!

Matt: I’ll also side with Mack, that Senn kid’s got that clutch gene and will defend his title under any circumstance and tonight is no different. But it doesn’t matter what we think! Stay tuned and see for yourselves!

Ashten: We’re the expert panelists but time holds all the answers! Don’t sleep! Dont touch that dial! This show’s gonna be classic.

Matt: We’ll be back for the War Games where we’ll give our in-depth review on the 5 on 5. Catch you on the flip side! Woo woo woo! You know it!

( ”Guts Over Fear” plays in the background. Camera pans away from the panel via an aerial shot as they begin talking amongst themselves as the camera pans out and fades to black. )

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( EAW Intro plays ) ….

( The screen comes on pitch dark as only a narrator can be heard )

Narrator: Once a year, one man raises for an invasion …

( The ACW Invasion on EAW play on the screen in 2009 )

Narrator: To show supremacy in beliefs and ideals …

( The Chairs Are For Sitting vs The Chairs Are For Hitting feud play in 2010 )

Narrator: That they are the superior generation …

( The Team Phenomenal vs Rebel Nation Youth Movement match at T.I 2011 play )

Narrator: To dominate new lands …

( The Project Edging God Out (E.G.O) vs Team EAW feud/match play )

Narrator: To kill men without remorse.

( The Iron Fist vs Team Meth match/feud play on the screen )

( A battlefield is shown on the screen, featuring Zack Crash in warrior attire on a horse with a legion of soldiers with Mr.DEDEDE in warrior attire on a horse with a legion of soldiers behind him )

Narrator: This year …One man raises up against a dynasty …

( The two ‘armies’ of DEDEDE/Crash charge forth at each other going to war, ‘shooting’ each other as DEDEDE and Crash battle for supremacy on the horses with swords )

Narrator: Fearless, without remorse …

( All the soldiers fight amongst themselves with DEDEDE/Crash as a split scene of the Dynasty roster refusing to compete at Pain for Pride due to ‘corrupt and unfair management’ )

( DEDEDE and Crash continue to fight on the horses as a split scene of Crash attempting to buy EAW at the draft play )

Narrator: Relentless …

( Several soldiers go down on each side as DEDEDE/Crash battle with a split scene of Zack Crash presented as the new AWF owner and closing it down )

Narrator: Brave …

( More soldiers continue to go down as a split scene of Crashes open microphone on Voltage and the news of several advertising companies dropping EAW due to DEDEDE )

Narrator: No remorse ….

( More and more soldiers continue to go down as neither DEDEDE nor Crash gain an advantage on the horses as a split scene of DEDEDE’s vote of no confidence play )

Narrator: The rebellion you never saw coming …

( The soldiers are all slayed as it remains DEDEDE and Crash on the horses, about to charge one final time at each other )

Narrator: The rebellion that will change the landscape of EAW….

( As they are about to collide the screen goes to black with the Territorial Invasion logo appearing on the screen )

Narrator: And now …in association with the EAW Network ….

( The camera pans into the building as several fireworks go off in the arena, the army tank stationed on the stage begins to shoot pyro into the air as well covering the building in pyro and fireworks )

( ‘’Guts Over Fear’’ by Eminem plays through the building as the camera pans to the commentary tables )

Stew-O: YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SIXTH ANNUAL TERRITORIAL INVASION!!!! THIS IS THE REBELLION YOU NEVER SAW COMING!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN EAW, IT WILL BE THE ‘MATCH BEYOND’, WAR GAMES! AND IT WILL DECIDE WHO IS THE CHAIRMAN OF EAW, MR.DEDEDE OR ZACK CRASH!

HBG: You sound WAAYYY too happy about this, Crash as chairman is nice but he’s NO HBG and DEDEDE really? I’m just waiting for the day his Peadophile ring doesn’t get caught and he’s jailed.

Stew-O: Regardless, on the Dynasty side of things tonight, Three Degrees of Hell between Lucian Black and of course, the Hall of Fame championship to be decided by Kendra Shamez or Cameron Ella Ava!

( Camera pans to the Showdown commentary table )

Deadprez: Yep folks, the world title will be decided as Hades goes back to the match he WON the world title at, a triple threat match but this time it’s against Norman Hellion and Vic Vendetta!

ETR: Not to mention, SUBMISSION match between possibly the golden child of Canada, Moonlight Predator against Canada’s most HATED MAN Starr-Stan, who hates them JUST as much!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is billed as a GRUDGE MATCH!

( Brian Daniels/Lannister feud plays on the screen, with Damien Murrow paying the debt for Brian Daniels, to Brian and Lannister facing on Voltage with Brian kicking Cerci in the head, to Lannister sneak-attacking Brian before his match at Mid-Summer Massacre, injuring his shoulder, to Lannister again attacking Brian during the match effectively costing him the title, Brian demanding another match with Lannister with Impact refusing, both men having to be separated, Brians ‘open mic’ on Voltage )

( ‘’Feuer Frei’’ by Rammstein plays as Cerci walks out onto the ramp in a ravishing red dress followed by Lannister, who’s looking extremely serious )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Dortmund, Germany, he is accompanied to the ring by Cerci …HE IS THE ‘’ANGEL OF DEBT’’ ….LANISTERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: This man is currently UNDEFEATED In EAW, costing Brian Daniels his only defeat in EAW one month ago and honestly, this guy might be the STRONGEST, TOUGHEST guy in EAW today. He’s also one of the most powerful men in EAW, he’s got alliances formed with Dark Demon and Jacob Senn, his highest bidders to their deeds for them.

Jake Mercer: I’m considering paying him to take you out…

( ‘’Dragonborn’’ by Jeremy Soule plays as Brian Daniels walks out to the ring dressed in Deadpool attire )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, making his way down to the ring from New York City, New York ….BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: At this very event last year, Brian Daniels realised his dream of capturing the EAW World Heavyweight Championship in that torturous No Way Out and now, he must face an equally torturous challenge; against Lannister.

Jake Mercer: What in the name of fuck is he wearing?

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Kawajai: BRIAN WASTES LITTLE TIME AS HE EXPLODES OUT OF HIS CORNER AND CHARGES FULL SPEED AT LANNISTER WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE CORNER!! …BUT LANNISTER DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY, AS BRIAN CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND LANNISTER NOW UNLOADING ON BRIAN WITH FISTS, KNEES, UPPERCUTS INTO THE CORNER!! LANNISTER IS LAYING INTO BRIAN DANIELS WITH THOSE UPPERCUTS!! Lannister grabs Brian and looks to Irish-whip into the opposing turnbuckle but Brian blocks it and sends a VICIOUS ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE CHEST OF LANNISTER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! LANNISTER STAGGERS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AS BRIAN LAYS INTO HIM WITH THOSE STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICKS INTO THE CHEST!! BRIAN NOW UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF FOREARMS TO THE FACE!! …Brian now with a snapmare takedown out of the corner and charges off the ropes LOOKING TO SMASH HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF LANNISTER!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT LANNISTER GETS BRIAN DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! BRIAN HITS INTO THE MAT, AS HE LOOKS TO LOCK BRIAN INTO AN STF!! LANNISTER HAS GOT BRIAN DANIELS INTO AN REGAL STRETCH!!! LANNISTER HAS THE REGAL STRETCH APPLIED ON BRIAN, REARING BACK ON HIS SHOULDER THAT LANNISTER ONCE INJURED!!! LANNISTER KEEPS REARING BACK, HE’S GONNA POP BRIAN’S SHOULDER OUT OF THE SOCKET!!! BUT BRIAN MANAGES TO USE HIS KNEES TO KNEE LANNISTER IN THE BACK! SEVERAL KNEES INTO THE SPINE OF LANNISTER!! BRIAN SLIPS OUT OF THE STRETCH, FLIPPING OVER ONTO LANNISTER’S BACK, GRABBING HIS LEGS AND LOCKING IN A HALF-BOSTON CRAB!!! WOW!! BRIAN REARS BACK ON THAT HALF-BOSTON CRAB!! BRIAN IS REARING BACK ON THAT HALF-BOSTON CRAB, STANDING ON HIS FEET AS HE TURNS LANNISTERS BODY INTO A U-SHAPE, THE HUMAN SPINE SHOULDN’T BEND LIKE THAT!! THIS IS TORTUROUS BY BRIAN DANIELS, HE’S GONNA SNAP THE BACK OF LANNISTER IN HALF!! LANNISTER IS IN GOD ONLY KNOWS AMOUNT OF PAIN!!!

Kawajai: LANNISTER IS ROLLING TO HIS SIDE THOUGH, HE’S TURNING THIS SOMEHOW AROUND, ROLLING ONTO HIS BACK BUT BRIAN KEEPS THE HALF-BOSTON CRAB APPLIED, HE’S GONNA SNAP LANNISTER LITERALLY IN HALF …BUT LANNISTER WRAPS HIS LONG AND POWERFUL LEGS AROUND THE ARM OF BRIAN, DRAGGING HIM DOWN ON TOP OF HIM, LOCKING IN A CROSS-ARM BREAKER!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT A SERIES OF REVERSALS IN THIS MATCH!!

Kawajai: LANNISTER HAS THAT CROSS-ARM BREAKER APPLIED TIGHTLY!!! BRIAN HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!! BRIAN IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN AS LANNISTER HAS THIS CROSS-ARM BREAKER APPLIED!!! BUT BRIAN IS LIFTING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, STILL WITH LANNISTER HAVING THE CROSS-ARM BREAKER APPLIED, BRIAN USING ALL THE REMAINING STRENGTH IN HIS BODY TO LIFT LANNISTER OFF THE MAT AND POWERBOMBS LANNISTER ONTO THE MAT!!! OH MY GOD!!! BRIAN DANIELS JUST POWERBOMBED LANNISTER!! BRIAN DANIELS JUST SCOOPED UP AND POWERBOMBED LANNISTER …I’M IN AWE, UTTER AWE AND SHOCK AT BRIAN DANIELS BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY POWERBOMB THIS GERMAN TANK!!! Both men are down in the middle of the ring, Brian clutching his shoulder in pain while Lannister clutches his back in pain, that was just incredible by both men as Brian is lifting himself to his feet as Lannister rolls out onto the apron …

Jake Mercer: Brian quickly charges off the ropes as Lannister is pulling himself up to his fe—BRIAN HITS A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES, SWIFTLY GRABBING THE HEAD OF LANNISTER AND DRIVING HIM INTO THE FLOOR WITH A DDT!!! I’VE NEVER, NEVER IN MY WILDEST DREAMS SEEN A SUICIDE DIVE TURNED INTO A TORANDO DDT LIKE THAT ON THE APRON!!! LIKE THE WAY BRIAN JUST DID!!!THAT WAS INSANE, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF THE FUCKING BOX BY BRIAN DANIELS AS LANNISTER IS ALMOST KNOCKED OUT ON THE FLOOR!!! Brian is lifting himself up, still clutching that shoulder as he lets out a HUGE roar as he rolls Lannister back into the ring, Brian is now slowly climbing up the turnbuckles …BRIAN IS PERCHED ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, LOOKING DOWN AT THE GERMAN TANK, THE ANGEL OF DEBT, THE HIRED ASSASSIN OF EAW …AND BRIAN DANIELS LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE CONNECTING WITH A DIVING HEADBUTT INTO THE HEAD OF LANNISTER!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!! BRIAN DANIELS LEAPED HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING AND NAILED LANNISTER WITH THE DIVING HEADBUTT!!! BRIAN IS ROLLING AROUND THE RING BUT HE CRAWLS, HOOKING THE LEG OF LANNISTER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!! ……

Kawajai: LANNISTER KICKS OUT!!!!!! WHAT!?!?!?! WHAT ON EARTH!??!! HE KICKED OUT OF A SUICIDE DIVE/TORANDO DDT ONTO THE FLOOR, A DIVING HEADBUTT, AT ONE! BRIAN DANIELS ONLY SCORED A ONE COUNT AFTER ALL OF THAT! LANNISTER IS NOT HUMAN, THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAN IS HUMAN!!! Brian Daniels is on the mat, clutching his shoulder in great pain as he is in disbelief, maybe, MAYBE he’d have gotten a two and nine/tenths of a count but a ONE count?? A ONE COUNT?? Brian is getting to his knees, in COMPLETE DISBELIEF at this, what does he even do now?? Brian wraps his leg around the chest of a seated Lannister AND BEGINS TO SMASH HIS ELBOWS INTO THE SIDE OF LANNISTER’S HEAD!!! SEVERAL ELBOWS RAINING DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF LANNISTER!!! THOSE MMA-STYLE ELBOWS TO THE HEAD!!!! THE BRUTAL, THE BRUTAL BRUTAL STIFF ELBOW SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF LANNISTER!!! BRIAN DANIELS IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OUT COLD!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! LANNISTER IS LIFTING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, BRIAN STILL NAILING HIM WITH MMA ELBOWS TO THE HEAD AND LANNISTER HITS A SIT-OUT STUNNER-LIKE MOVE ON BRIAN DANIELS!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Lannister drops to a knee, smirking, does this guy even FEEL pain?? There’s a reason why he’s currently UNDEFEATED in EAW and this is why, he’s unstoppable, how does Brian Daniels STOP THIS MAN?? Lannister is getting to his feet, smirking as he grabs Brian by the legs and …OH NO!!! LANNISTER STARTS SWINGING BRIAN DANIELS!!!! A GIANT SWING BY LANNISTER ON BRIAN DANIELS!!! BRIAN IS BEING SWUNG IN THE AIR BY LANNISTER, WHAT STRENGTH BEING DISPLAYED BY THIS MAN AFTER THAT BRUTAL SERIES OF MOVES BY BRIAN, HOW IS HE DOING THIS?? BRIAN IS SPUN AROUND IN THE AIR BEFORE LANNISTER THROWS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADS SHOULDER FIRST!!! THE SHOULDER OF BRIAN ONCE AGAIN SLAMMED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADS!!!!

Kawajai: Lannister smirks as he grabs Brian, dragging his helpless body to the middle of the ring and PULLS HIM IN!!!! BROKEN CR—NO!!! BRIAN LEG-SWEEPS LANNISTER, SENDING HIM TO THE MAT, BRIAN OUT OF COMPLETE DESPERATION TRYING TO TURN LANNISTER AROUND FOR ANOTHER BOSTON CRAB!!!! BUT LANNISTER WRAPS BOTH HIS LEGS AROUND THE SHOUDLER OF BRIAN, FORCING HIS TORSO DOWN, CROSS-ARM BREAKER ONCE AGAIN APPLIED BY LANNISTER!!! LANNISTER ONCE AGAIN KEEPING THE CROSS-ARM BREAKER ON THAT BAD ARM/SHOULDER OF BRIAN!!!! BRIAN IS STILL ON HIS FEET, STRUGGLING WITH THE PAIN AS HE TRIES LIFTING LANNISTER UP FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!!! BUT LANNISTER IS TOO STRONG, APPLYING TOO MUCH FORCE AND BRIAN IN TOO MUCH PAIN!!! BRIAN IS GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT, TO SAVE HIS SHOULDER, TO SAVE HIS CAREER!!! LANNISTER IS TIGHTENING ON, TIGHTENING AND APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE ON THE CROSS-ARM BREAKER!!!! WHAT’S BRIAN GONNA DO, WHAT CAN HE ROLL DO???

Jake Mercer: BRIAN USES HIS LEGS TO FLIP HIMSELF OVER LANNISTER, CAUSING HIS BACK TO BE ON TOP OF LANNISTERS FACE, LANNISTERS SHOULDERS TO BE PINNED TO THE MAT BUT HIS TOROS/LEGS UP IN THE AIR!!! BRIAN’S ARM IS CAUGHT IN A TERRIBLE POSITION THAT MAY SERIOUSLY COME OFF HIS SOCKET BUT HE’S A COVER HERE!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!! ………TWO!!!!!!!! ……THREE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….BRIAN DANIEEEEEELSSS!!!

Kawajai; He caught him! He caught him off-guard! Brian Daniels escapes with the win as he rolls out of the ring, clutching his shoulder in SEVERE pain but Lannister is furious! Cerci is trying to calm him down in the ring!

Jake Mercer: Goddamnit! Goddamnit! What happened?? Lannister doesn’t lose! He never loses! Brian CHEATED him out of the win, that doesn’t count!

Kawajai: It doesn’t count?? Really? He PINNED him!

Jake Mercer: Only cowards win by roll-up, like you Kawajai!

( Brian Daniels limps up the ramp, clutching his shoulder in immense pain as Lannister is seen seething in the ring )

( Camera pans backstage to Eve in the backstage interview room )

Eve: Hello ladies and gentlemen, joined with me at this time …America’s champion ….Starr-Stan!

( Starr-Stan steps into the ring wearing American flag colours to loud boos from the Canadian crowd )

Eve: Well Starr-Stan tonight you are in C—

Starr-Stan: I’m in a place worse than hell.

Eve: What?

Starr-Stan: Canada. I’m in a place worse than hell.

Eve: It’s not all bad..

Starr-Stan: Not ALL bad?? Not ALL bad?? This country …why do we even let Canada be a country?? What use does it have to this world to have Canada as a country?? To produce wrestlers like Alex Anderson and Moonlight Predator?? (ill)!!

Starr-Stan: I ran Alex Anderson OUT of this company before the Grand Rampage and tonight, in front of ALL the Canadians, I’m gonna make their little golden boy tap out to the Ankle lock.

Starr-Stan: Although I could make him tap out to the Sharpshooter, I know that’s a beloved hold in Canada 😉

Eve: Starr, are you sure you aren’t being TOO cocky? I mean, Moonlight is talented, we was 13-0 in his return here.

Starr-Stan: Who’d he beat?? Johnny ‘I actually lost to Liam Catterson’ Ventura?? HIM?? A washed up Heart Break Boy?? A bunch of nobodies on Turbo?? If he hasn’t beaten me, he hasn’t beaten ANYBODY worth talking about. And that’s a fact Eve, that’s a pure goddamnit fact and the truth is, I’m gonna break Moonlight’s ankle tonight. He thinks that because he’s younger than me, that somehow he’s better than me, especially at submission holds? See, that’s a rookie mistake, you don’t challenge Michael Jordan to a basketball match, you don’t challenge Walter White to a meth-cooking contest and you don’t challenge Starr-Stan to a submission match.

Starr-Stan: I’m the best WRESTLER in the world and that’s not a generic nickname Eve, I am pound for pound the best, PURE wrestler in the game today, the greatest submission wrestler of all time, I’ve had so called ‘great technicans’ like Superior Quality face me and you know what I did to him? He TAPPED OUT.

Starr-Stan: What makes Moonlight better? Who’s he ever tapped out?

Starr-Stan: Who’s Moonlight ever beaten??

Starr-Stan: Moonlight is a fine representive of Canada, talks a good game, while he talked a HORRIBLE game but he won’t back it up.

Starr-Stan: And when I beat him tonight, I’m coming back for my world title.

Starr-Stan: If I can’t win it, nobody can.

( Starr walks off as the camera pans to the parking lot with Scott Diamond stepping out of a jeep looking intense )

(Camera fades back to the ring announcer)

Ring Announcer: The following match is a submission match! Where the only way to win is to make your opponent submit to a submission hold!

(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember plays throughout the entire arena, as soldiers are aligned in a row of two on the ramp way, they each hold American flags, then Starr Stan comes bursting out through the curtains making his way down the isle wearing an American styled jacket over his wrestling singlet)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOUNNNNNNDDDSSSS…. STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Deadprez: You may hate him or perhaps you love him, but for this man to flaunt his American pride in front of thousands of Canadian fans. He’s got gut. Not only that, but he’s showing that he’s got the will to win this match. Which concerns me for his opponent… Starr Stan has been making people tap or snap since the day he’s signed his named to a contract. What’s honestly going to stop him from proving his dominance Moonlight Predator tonight?

(“Bring Me To Life” by Evanescene plays as Moonlight Predator comes out to a huge roar to his hometown, he wearing a “Canadian Pride” t-shirt with a wide smile on his face)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOUNNNNNNDDDSSSSS…. MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNLLLLLIIIIIIGHHHHHHTTTTTTT PREEEEDDDDAAAAATTTTOOOOOOORRRRR!!!

ETR:WOW! Can you hear the standing ovation from the crowd? He’s surely welcomed warmly by his own country! I’m sure he’s more than thrilled to be competing back here in Canada! But say what you’ve got to say about this kid, deny his bravery. He’s stepping up to a self-made legend in this industry; Starr Stan! I believe with his determination and ambition guiding him throughout the match, he will get the end result.. I mean hey, anyone can tap, right?

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: This match comes to a start as both Starr Stan and Moonlight Predator explode out of their corners at each other! Starr swings wildly for a clothesline, but Moonlight Predator instantly ducks it! Starr spins back around— but only to meet a spinning knee to his gut! Moonlight Predator with a another shin strike into Starr’s gut! He attempts one more… but Starr manages to catch the leg! STARR ALREADY HAS A FIRM GRASP OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR’S ANKLE! ALREADY GOING FOR THAT ANKLE LOCK! HE’S TRYING TO FLIP HIM ONTO THE MAT! BUT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IS ABLE TO TWIST OUT OF IT! Don’t take your eye off Starr though, Predator pops back up to his feet… GERMAN SUPLEX! WAIT— PREDATOR FLIPS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! STANDING MOONSAULT!

ETR: NO, STARR ROLLS BACK ONTO HIS FEET! Moonlight Predator just flipped and crashed stomach first into the canvas, AND STARR IMMEDIATELY LIFTS PREDATOR OFF THE MAT AND LOCKS IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD! Moonlight Predator is struggling to escape, but Starr Stan being a seasoned veteran— not only that, but one of the best submission technicians in this company is keeping that locked in tightly! Predator is twisting and turning, but most likely this isn’t turning out for his benefit! Starr putting more pressure around the neck— Predator is slowly making it back to his feet! But Starr is doing his very best to keep himself grounded…. Predator’s only hope now is to reach for that bottom rope! He’s extending his arm out, this early on he doesn’t want to be in those sort of predicament! He’s inching closer and closer to the bottom rope…

Deadprez: AND HE’S ABLE TO GRAB THE ROPE! Starr Stan releases the hold shortly after, giving Moonlight Predator enough time to gasp for air, BUT STARR TOWERS BACK OVER HIM WITH RAPID FISTS! Predator however manages to strike Starr with a knee! Once again! There’s another! He’s fending Starr off as best as he can… EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM PREDATOR! AND ONE FROM STARR! THERE’S ANOTHER FROM PREDATOR! These two men releasing everything they have in the starting gate, back and forth they go! Predator! Starr! Predator! Starr again! Predator again! And another from Predator! Moonlight Predator is beginning to overwhelm Stan with those deadly uppercuts! Predator now pulls Starr Stan in and over his shoulder… GO TO SLEEP! STARR LANDS NOSE FIRST ON PREDATOR’S KNEE!

ETR: AND BEFORE STARR FALLS UNCONSCIOUS— PREDATOR HAS HIM TRAPPED IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Starr still feeling the after effects of that devastating knee to the face, he’s swinging at the sky trying to fight Predator off! Predator wrenches further back on the head! Starr seems to be losing a bit more life as his attempts to escape become futile! Starr swings an arm at Predator’s ribs, but hardly phases Moonlight Predator! Starr seems to be fading at this point, he’s fallen to one knee! Moonlight Predator may finish the job here! Starr’s out of it— NO! SOMEHOW STARR REGAINS WHATEVER STRENGTH WAS LEFT IN HIM TO LIFT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR UP AND RAM HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE CORNER!

Deadprez: Now Starr repeatedly thrusts his shoulders; piercing the gut over and over! Until he finally decides hoist Moonlight Predator onto the top rope. What’s going through his head here?! Starr hastily follows up the ropes with Predator… oh no! THIS ISN’T GOOD! STARR HAS HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND PREDATOR’S TORSO! GERMAN SUPLEX STRAIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE! PREDATOR GOES CRASHING DOWN FROM THE TOP ROPE, BUT STARR WAS ABLE TO LOCK HIS LOWER LEGS AROUND THE ROPES TO STAY PERCHED ON THE THIRD ROPE! STARR’S LOOKING BACK… IS IT FINALLY TIME?! IT IS! THE STARRSAULT! HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE… AND IT CONNECTS! DID STARR FINALLY JUST CONNECT THE STARRSAULT?!

ETR: You’re about as amazed as I am at this moment! The crowd is on their feet right now! Even though they’re disliking for Starr Stan patriotism for the United States is well expressed by their negative reaction… even they’re impressed with that! Starr slowly makes his way back to a vertical stance, holding his gut while looking down at Moonlight Predator… Starr seems to be conjuring some sort of plot in his mind to finish Predator off— AND I WAS CORRECT! STARR WASTING LITTLE TO NO TIME, HE’S GOING FOR THAT ELITE LOCK! THE ELITE LOCK IS LOCKED IN! PREDATOR IS FEELING TWO TIMES THE PRESSURE HERE, WHILE STARR HAS BOTH THE FIGURE FOUR AND ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN!

Deadprez: You can see the desperation position Moonlight Predator is in! He’s screaming in pain and literally has nowhere to go! Starr is TWISTING that ankle! HE’S GOING TO SNAP IT! EVERY TIME PREDATOR GOES TO STRIKE STARR, STARR JUST CRANKS THE ANKLE EVEN MORE! BUT PREDATOR! PREDATOR BEGINS TO SWING HIMSELF LEFT TO RIGHT— ENOUGH TO SPIN HIMSELF ONTO HIS STOMACH! NOW STARR’S FEELING THE EQUAL AMOUNT OF PAIN, BUT STARR KEEPS THE ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN! PREDATOR IS KEEPING HIS HOLD IN! BUT HE’S CRAWLING! HE’S CRAWLING TOWARD THAT BOTTOM ROPE…. STARR’S BEING DRAGGED ALONG WITH HIM, BUT STARR IS NOT LETTING THAT ANKLE GO! PREDATOR’S ALMOST THERE…

ETR: HE HAS IT! BUT HE CONTINUES TO CLIMB! HE PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE SECOND ROPE! STARR REFUSING TO RELEASE HIS SUBMISSION MANEUVER! PREDATOR NOW FORCING STARR TO RELEASE IT AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE THIRD ROPE! Moonlight dangles momentarily on the top rope… BUT HURRIEDLY SWIRLS AROUND AND TWIST STARR ONTO HIS STOMACH— MOONLiGHT MASSACRE LOCKED IN! HE HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN! STARR’S IN TROUBLE HERE! MOONLIGHT IS LEANING BACK SO FAR… PREDATOR WANTS TO WIN THIS MATCH MORE THAN ANYTHING! HE CAN SEE VICTORY IN SIGHT! STARR PROTESTS TO EVER TAP THOUGH! HE HATES IT! AND HE’S GATHERING UP WHATEVER ENERGY IS LEFT TO CRAWL ON HIS STOMACH…

Deadprez: He’s going to have to crawl faster! He’s being wore down over time and it’s become more apparent! Starr slowly making his way to the bottom rope, but I don’t think he’ll be able to make it there in time! He’s close, but can he do it?! HE REACHES OUT, HE’S MAKING THE REACH FOR HIS LIFE… HE HAS IT! HE GRASPS THE BOTTOM ROPE! PREDATOR IS INFURIATED! HE’S FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD! He’s pacing back and forth in the ring while Starr rests on the bottom rope… Moonlight Predator’s thoughts must be swarmed with “What do I have to do to finish this guy off?!” Starr’s slowly pulling himself up with the ropes… BUT PREDATOR! PREDATOR REELS HIM IN! TORTURE RACK! DEAR LORD, STARR’S IN THE DANGER ZONE NOW!

ETR: DON’T SPEAK TO SOON! STARR USING A VERY BRILLIANT REVERSAL, BY FORCING ALL HIS WEIGHT INTO PREDATOR, PULLING HIM DOWN FOR A BACKSLIDE! PREDATOR ROLLS BACKWARDS TO HIS FEET! STARR POPS UP! PREDATORY INSTINCT! HE DROPS STARR WITH THAT DANGEROUS DR DRIVER I! Starr’s out of it now! He’s long gone! Predator needs to capitalize on this moment and force Starr to submit once and for all! But where does he think he’s going?! He’s climbing the top rope! Is he really thinking of— HE IS! HE’S BALANCED COMPLETELY STRAIGHT ON THAT THIRD ROPE! ONLY BY THE NIGHT! HE WANTS TO END STARR FOR GOOD! THE SHOOTING STAR SPLASH CONN— POP UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! STARR IS STILL IN THIS! WITH EVERYTHING MOONLIGHT PREDATOR HAS SHOT AT HIM! HE’S STILL ABLE TO FIGHT ON!

Deadprez: That rocked Predator so hard he went flying back into the corner! He’s literally had the wind knocked right out of him! Starr barely making it to his feet, Predator is trying to shake off the cobwebs! Starr is up! BUT PREDATOR CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER! CLOTHESLINE! STARR DUCKS! BACKHAND CHOP TO PREDATOR! AND ANOTHER SLICING THE CHEST! HE’S TURNING HIS CHEST RED! HE’S RAPIDLY FIRING THOSE BACKHAND CHOPS! But Predator fires back with a forearm to the face! Starr with a spinning elbow— Predator ducks! KNEE TO THE GUT! BUT STARR BLOCKS THE KNEE! Starr WHIPS Predator off the ropes! Moonlight Predator comes rebounding back…OLYMPIC SLAM! THE OLYMPIC SLAM! HE’S GOT HIM— PREDATOR HASTILY ROLLS OFF HIS SHOULDERS! PELE KICK! PREDATOR WITH A PELE KICK— NO! NO! OH MY GOD! STARR STAN JUST CAUGHT HIM BY THE ANKLE!

ETR: HE’S IN FOR IT NOW! ANKLE LOCK! THE ANKLE LOCK IS APPLIED AND MOONLIGHT PREDATOR HAS NEARLY NOWHERE TO GO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HE’S REALLY SUFFERING NOW! HE’S SHOUTING IN AGONY, BUT HE’S ALSO PULLING HIMSELF TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! SLOWLY, BUT SURELY! IF HE CAN STAY IN IT! IF HE CAN HOLD ON THAT MUCH LONGER… STARR IS TWISTING AND TURNING THAT ANKLE IN WAYS THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE! PREDATOR HAS ALMOST GOT IT! HE’S ALMOST THERE! YOU CAN DO THIS PREDATOR— HE’S FINGER TIPS AWAY! HE EXTENDS HIS ARM… DEAR LORD, NO! STARR PULLS HIM ALL THE WAY BACK AND DROPS ON HIS BACK FOR THE GRAPEVINE ANKLE LOCK! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IS IN MORE PAIN THAN HE’S EVER BEEN IN! HE’S LITERALLY STUCK WITH NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S FORCED TO TAP! HE TAPS! STARR HAS DONE IT! STARR WINS!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… STARRRRRRRRR STAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!

(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember plays as Starr Stan slowly moves back to his feet, celebrating his victory to a negative response from the fans)

Deadprez: Whether they like it or not; as I said before this match even began! Starr Stan practically had this match on lock down! He didn’t let the fans get under his skin whatsoever and that’s why he does what he does best! Moonlight Predator may have gave it his all, but maybe his all was just not good enough to take down a grizzled veteran such as Starr Stan!

ETR: You can’t honestly take away ANYTHING from Moonlight Predator tonight— he put Starr to his limits! At times I thought Predator even had this match won, but even then he couldn’t seem to force Starr Stan to submit to anything! He tried and tried, but sometimes trying is better than not putting effort at all. I’m sure we’ll see more from Predator in the future.

( Camera pans to the Team Crash locker room with Tyler, Alex, Xavier and Cage sitting on a bench with Zack Crash )

Zack Crash: It all comes down to tonight gentlemen.

Zack Crash: One match, one fight, one war, you ready to give the performance of your lives?

Zack Crash: You ready to give every single ounce of blood, sweat and tears in this match tonight? Because if you are, I will follow you to the depths of hell and back, if you are, you will come back from this match as heroes.

Zack Crash: Heroes who changed the landscape of EAW. Heroes who changed how EAW will be run, how it will be presented, how it will be represented, EAW will be given back to the extremists.

Zack Crash: Back to those who bust their ass every night for this company and are waiting for their chance to shine without corrupt management trying to screw them over. UNFAIR management like Kendra, Like Cyril, like Matt Daniels, like Scott Diamond.

Zack Crash: This is a new era of EAW gentlemen. Make history tonight and you will be legends.

( Team Crash nods together before leaving the room but Cage grabs Crash by the collar )

Diamond Cage: You better not fuck me over.

Zack Crash: What?

Diamond Cage: I saved DEDEDE’s ass last year and he fucked me over, don’t do the same, I haven’t forgotten about Grand Rampage, I’ll get you the chairmanship, but you better give me that title shot.

Zack Crash *smiling*: Of course, you will get a guaranteed title shot if, WHEN, we win tonight.

( Diamond Cage releases Crash as a loud crashing noise is heard )

( Camera pans around the corner as Aren Mstislav has ambushed Tyler Parker with a steel pipe! Tyler is down on the ground as Aren wallops him with it, as Tyler is quickly forming a puddle of blood around his head )

Zack Crash: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING???

Diamond Cage *chasing Aren*: YOU SON OF A BITCH I’M GONNA KILL YOU!

( Zack shouts for medical help as Tyler remains knocked out on the floor with huge puddles of blood around the ground )

( House of Glass preview plays )

Ring Announcer: The Following is a Three Degrees OF HELL Match! The only way to win is to set your opponent on fire..TWICE!

(No music plays, as Kevin Devastation just walks out with a blank look on his face)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighting in at 265 Pounds!! From Charlotte North Carolina!!! KEEVINNNNN DEVASSTAAATIONNN!!!!
Stew: Awkward, Kevin not having his usual flashy entrances, no music, no special attire, just a walk to the ring!

HBG: Thank god, people won’t fall asleep for the rest of Territorial Invasion now…

(“Beast” By Nico Vega hits as Lucian Black makes his way from the crowd with a skull-mask around his face to the pleasure of the crowd)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from San Francisco, California! Weighting in at 265 Pounds!!! LUCIAAAAANNNNN BLAAACKKKKK!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

HBG: Lucian removes that skull mask, as KD still has that blank expression on his face, looking up at Lucian, and it’s like KD is daring Lucian to hit him! This guy has gone off the deep end…Lucian is a little bit skeptical….BUT HE FIRES WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!! KD drops to the canvas, but uses the ropes to pull himself up.. KD already bleeding from the mouth! What a shot… And KD smiling at Lucian, AND LUCIAN QUICKLY SHOOTS HIS BOOT INTO THE RIBS OF KD!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER RIGHT!!! He Irish-Whips KD off the ropes…… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! KD….

Stew: Lucian picking KD up, AND HE THROWS HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! Lucian quickly pushing the Ring Announcer out of his chair, as he folds that chair… AND HE CRACKS THAT CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF KD WHO WAS RISING TO HIS FEET!!! KD is busted open from his head and mouth!! Lucian Black is dominating, KD is a wounded animal… Lucian still with the chair in hand… HE HAMMERS THAT CHAIR OVER THE BACK AS KD IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY!!! KD ROLLING HIMSELF IN SIDE AND LUCIAN IS FOLLOWING, LUCIAN HAMMERS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SPINE OF KD AGAIN!!! Lucian opens up that chair and places it in the center of the ring… he picks up KD…. AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES….. KD REVERSES THE WHIP AS LUCIAN COMES RUNNING AND KD WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS LUCIAN GOES THROAT FIRST INTO THAT OPEN STEEL CHAIR!!

HBG: LUCIAN HOLDING HIS THROAT COUGHING LOUDLY AS KD IS A BLOODY MESS ALREADY!! KD slowly making his way outside of the ring, flips up the apron as he is looking for something here…. KD DRAGGING OUT A TABLE AS HE SENDS IT INSIDE THE RING!!!! KD pulling out lighter fluid also, and a lighter, KD rolling himself inside the ring as he walks over to the table and begins to set it up in the corner…. KD WITH THE LIGHTER FLUID POURING IT ALL OVER THAT TABLE SET UP INTO THE CORNER!!! AND HE SETS IT ABLAZE WITH THE LIGHTER!!! KD LAUGHING MANIACALLY!!! AS HE TURNS…. LUCIAN BLACK WITH A SPEAR!!! LUCIAN BLACK SPEARS KD THROUGH THAT WEDGED FLAMING TABLE IN THE CORNER!!!!! KD IS ON FIRE!!! KD’S BACK IS ON FIRE!!!! CREW MEMBERS QUICKLY COMING DOWN… AND THEY SPRAY HIM DOWN WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK WINS THE FIRST FALL HE JUST NEEDS TO SET KD ON FIRE AGAIN TO WIN! THIS MATCH IS INSANE!!

Stew: KD’s back is severely burned! Referee trying to see if KD can continue…KD IS STILL MOVING!!! AND THE REFEREE SIGNALS FOR THE MATCH TO CONTINUE!!

Ring Announcer: Your winner of the first fall….Lucian Black!! The second fall will continue right now!

Stew: Lucian Black is up to his feet…KD is well aware of where he is…THE REF SINGALS FOR THE BELL!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

HBG: AND LUCIAN RUSHING IN ON KD WITH A SERIES OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS AND RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! KD HAS BEEN BEATEN TO A PULP TONIGHT BY LUCIAN BLACK!!! Lucian quickly picking up that lighter KD used on the table… AND HE IS TRYING TO PUT IT INTO THE FACE OF KD!! HE IS GOING TO BURN KD’S FACE…. NO KD DRIVING HIS ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK….. LUCIAN DROPPING THE LIGHTER AS HE COMES AT KD… AND DEVASTATION PLANTS HIM WITH THE SPINEBUSTER!!!!

Stew: KD is wounded, he grabs that lighter fluid AND HE POURS IT ALL OVER LUCIAN BLACK!!! THIS IS GOING TO FAR!! KD PROMISED TO SET LUCIAN ON FIRE!! IF HE DOES THEN THERE WON’T BE NO THIRD FALL!! LUCIAN WILL JUST BE SET ON FIRE!! Lucian is fully covered in that lighter fluid… AS KD GRABS LUCIAN BY HIS HAIR, HE ALSO HAS THE LIGHTER IN HAND!!! HE HAS LUCIAN BY HIS HAIR IN HIS LEFT HAND!! AND THE LIGHTER IN HIS RIGHT… BUT LUCIAN WITH PUNCHES TO THE GUT OF KD!!! KD STILL WITH THE LIGHTER FLUID IN HAND!!

HBG: AND LUCIAN BACKING UP RUNS FOR A SPEAR!!!! BUT KD… KD TURNS ON THAT LIGHTER ONTO THE RIGHT ARM OF LUCIAN BLACK!!!!!! LUCIAN’S RIGHT ARM IS ON FIRE!!! LUCIAN ROLLING AROUND THE CANVAS IN PAIN!!!! AS SOME OF THE FLAMES BEGIN TO WRAP AROUND HIS BODY AFTER KD DUMPED THAT LIGHTER FLUID ALL OVER LUCIAN AS THE CREW QUICKLY COMING DOWN WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS AND PUTS THE FIRE OUT!!! LUCIAN BLACK IS COMPLETELY OUT!!!

Stew: KD laughing at Lucian Black who is out… the referee checking to make sure he’s alright! It’s tied up 1 – 1! LUCIAN BLACK IS STIRRING, HIS ARM IS BLEEDING!!!! HE HAS NO USE OF THAT RIGHT ARM!! LUCIAN NODDING HIS HEAD TELLING THE REF HE CAN STILL CONTINUE!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of the second fall!! Kevin Devastation!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

HBG: KD QUICKLY KICKING LUCIAN BLACK AND CONNECTS WITH INSTANT BURIAL!!!! PEDIGREEE!!! LUCIAN BLACK PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew: KD QUICKLY CRAWLING OUTSIDE OF THE RING…. AND HE PULLS OUT A CONTAINER OF GAS!!! KD SENDING IT INSIDE THE RING AS HE PICKS BACK UP THE LIGHTER AND OPENS UP THE FLAME!!! HE TAKES IN SOME OF THAT GAS IN HIS MOUTH!!! HE IS WAITING FOR LUCIAN BLACK TO RISE!!!! THE REFEREE CLOSELY WATCHING… KD SPITTING THE GASOLINE INTO THE OPEN FLAME INTO THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK!!

HBG: LUCIAN MOVES AS KD MISSES!!! AND THE FLAMES HITS THE ROPES!!! KD TAKES IN MORE GAS AND SPITS IT INTO THE OPEN FLAME!!! BUT LUCIAN DODGES IT AND SPEARS KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!! SPEAR!!! FLAME GOING UP INTO THE AIR…. AS KD IS DOWN AND OUT ON THE CANVAS!!

Stew: LUCIAN BLACK’S RIGHT ARM IS A MESS, KD IS TRYING TO CRAWL HIMSELF AWAY… HE IS ON THE APRON……AND LUCIAN BLACK WITH THE LIGHTER SETS KD’S MID-SECTION ABLAZE!! KD’S MID-SECTION IS ON FIRE… AND LUCIAN BLACK SPEARING KD THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! LUCIAN BLACK WINS!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNNERRR…. LUCIAAANNNNN BLAACCKKKK!!!

(“Beast plays throughout the arena as Lucian Black is out on the canvas)

HBG: He does it! Lucian Black has prevailed over Kevin Devastion in this crazy, crazy match!

( EMT’s check on Kevin Devastion, trying to cool his mid-section down after being brunt )

Stew-O: Lucian Black is a man on a roll! A man not to be messed with, that’s for sure!

( Camera pans backstage to Damien Murrow with Jacob Senn in the backstage interview room, Senn holding both titles on his shoulder )

Damien Murrow: Ladies and Gentlemen, the inevitable has come, it is time for Jacob Senn to once again defend his EAW Championship after already having TWO successful title defences within the last month of winning it. Matt Ryder put up a good fight, but he wasn’t good enough for the Bane of Kings and Dark Demon? *scoffs* Devan Dubian you had a nice idea but not even Dark Demon is good enough to defeat Jacob Senn. Haven’t you realised that yet, Devan? Have you not yet realised that Jacob Senn is the undisputed world champion of this business for a reason? He is simply better than everybody. He didn’t need Lannister’s help to defeat Demon or Ryder, he didn’t need any help and he sure as hell didn’t need any preparation for it either.

Damien Murrow: This man is as real as they come, he is truly the Bane of Kings. Y2Impact couldn’t stop him, Brian Daniels couldn’t, Dark Demon couldn’t, Lethal Consequences couldn’t in his own world …what chance do you have Devan? You talk about your demons about your loss at Territorial Invasion three years and Jacob made you relive them last week and you conquered them, I’m glad. I’m glad that you’ve decided to fully show up and be bothered around here Devan because as Jacob told you, he would not defend the title against somebody who didn’t deserve it. You’ve shown to be a man who had grow past his demons but Jacob Senn is one demon that you can just not conquer, that you can not defeat, that you can not slay.

Damien Murrow: Jacob Senn is the fable conquer, the only man in the history of this sport to hold THESE two titles together, even in the original AWF, this man is greater than god.

Damien Murrow: Devan, tonight will not be the Cinderella story finish that you so desperately want. Tonight will not be that night. The shoe will not fit because, no matter how prepared you are, no matter how determination you have, YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH TO DEFEAT JACOB SENN, THE BANE OF KINGS, THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION OF WRESTLING, THE EAW AND AWF CHAMPION!

Damien Murrow: Tonight will be no Cinderella story but a horrible nightmare where Jacob Senn CRUSHES YOU DOWN LIKE AN ANT. LIKE THE PATHETIC ANT THAT YOU ARE DEVAN DUBIAN!

( Damien Murrow smirks as the camera focuses on both world titles on Senn’s shoulders before panning back to the ring )

RA: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

( I am the Walrus – The Beatles plays as Norman Hellion walks out with his look of confusion, intensity, and anger and makes his way to the ring to a cheering crowd )

RA: Introducing first, from parts unknown, weighing in at 314 pounds… NORMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HELLLLIONNNN!!!

DP: The story of Norman Hellion has taken a swerve to the darkness and positive lately… The evaluation and mental games from Vic Vendetta over the past month have shown significant… Signs. Hellion is a lot more angry, quicker to snap, and ready to raise hell whenever. We have seen glimpses of his dominance over Vic and Hades in the previous weeks, but both men have shown they can stick with him and that they’re in for a challenge, and he is too.

( Wish Resign – Circa Survive plays as Vic Vendetta walks down to the ring with a Satanic symbol on his shirt and the same symbol pulsing on the titantron in red )

RA: And his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 266 pounds… THE DERANGED ONE! VICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC VENDDDETTTTTTTAAA!!!

ETR: Vic Vendetta is impressive, manipulative, and just all out disturbing. This guy is one that truly brings terror to other extremists and our fans. He has the following and belief under Satan and he has been poking and probing the mind of the already corrupt Hellion. He has brought out the darkest side of Norman and has shown nothing but pure admiration for Peter’s vengeance on Norman.

( Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades the Hellraiser rolls out on his motorcycle wearing a slightly more US Patriotic colored scheme )

RA: And their opponent, from Devil Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 312 pounds… HE IS YOUR ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEEE HELLLRAISSSERRRRRRR!!!

DP: Finally, the champion himself. Hades has shown his dominance of a champion but in the past few weeks both Vic and Norman have used Hades as a pawn to showcase their talent and rally for a world title shot, and after the scuffle that went down between all three we were informed of this triple threat! Hades has to be aware that he doesn’t have to be pinned in order to lose, and the odds are against him at this point.

( Ding Ding Ding )

DP: These three men have seen a lot of action and blood between them in the past three weeks… AND WE’RE OFF! NORMAN GOES CHARGING AND HE LEVELS VIC VENDETTA INTO THAT CORNER AS HE CONNECTS WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! Hellion is continuing the assault on Vic Vendetta, but Hades comes over and our champion yanks Norman out of the corner and starts connecting with his own set of right and left hands… Hades whips Norman into the ropes… AND VIC SHOVES HADES OUT OF THE WAY AND HITS NORMAN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! Vendetta is driving and slamming them right hands into Hellion’s face over and over!

ETR: BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER TURNS AROUND! HE HAS THAT HAND ON VIC VENDETTA’S THROAT! BUT VENDETTA WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT! Vendetta is elbowing him over and over in the back and Vendetta grabs that arm… AND HE SLAMS IT ON THE TOP ROPE! HE’S BENDING IT BACKWARDS NOW, AND THAT LOOKS GRUESOME! BUT NORMAN HELLION COMES OVER AND CONNECTS WITH A KICK, AND HE HOOKS HIM IN! DDT! NOT VENDETTA SPINS OUT! VIC VENDETTA KICKS HIM IN THE GUT… AND KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD CONNECTS! Hades is in that corner as Vic turns arou–HADES LEVELS VENDETTA WITH A BIG BOOT! HE COVERS EARLY!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KICKOUT!

DP: Hades the Hellraiser bends over and pulls Vic Vendetta to his feet, but Hellion is up and connects with a forearm to the side of Hades head! Norman Hellion grabs the champion and tosses him into the corner… AND HE HAS VIC NOW AND HE WHIPS HIM TOWARDS HADES! AND HADES STICKS HIS FOOT UP AND VIC TURNS AROUND DAZED… NORMAN HELLION TACKLES AND CHARGES VENDETTA INTO THE CORNER PINNING HADES INTO IT! Vic is holding his stomach after that ferocious tackle and Hellion yanks him for one of his own… SNAP SUPLEX ON THE BIG MAN! Norman gets to his fee–HADES WITH A LARIAT FROM BEHIND AND NORMAN GOES TUMBLING!

ETR: Hades is on a roll here and he pulls Norman up to his feet yet again and he hooks him in… HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT SNAP DDT! BUT NORMAN HELLION IS HAVING NONE OF IT AS HE SPINS OUT AND CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT! HE GOES OFF THE ROPES… HELLION WITH LEAPING FOREARM AND THE CHAMPION IS DOWN ON THE MAT! Hellion goes for a cove–VIC VENDETTA PULLS HIS HEAD BACK! REVERSE DDT CONNECTS AND VIC VENDETTA SCAMPERS OVER FOR A COVER ON HADES!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KICKOUT!

DP: Hades rolls to the outside and the intelligent champion is taking some time to recover… BUT VIC VENDETTA ROLLS OUT TOO AND HE LOCKS HIM UP! VIC WITH A RIGHT! HADES WITH A RIGHT! VENDETTA LEFT! HADES LEFT! HADES ANOTHER LEFT! A RIGHT! AND…. OH MY GOD! NORMAN HELLION WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON BOTH MEN THROUGH THE DAMN ROPES! NORMAN HELLION IS SHOWING HIS GRIND HERE TONIGHT AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! Norman Hellion is pulling up on Vendetta and drags him over to the corner… AND HE SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE POST! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Norman is laughing and mocking Vendetta now…

ETR: BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER WITH A BIG BOOT AND NORMAN’S FACE JUST COLLIDED WITH THE STEEL CORNER POST! I THINK I SAW A TOOTH FLY OUT, PREZ! Hades rolls Norman back into the ring and he grabs Vic Vendetta by his hair… AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS AS THEY SEPARATE UPON IMPACT FROM THE BIG MAN! Hades is in one state right now, and it’s the state of taking names and kicking ass. Hades pulls Vendetta to his feet and rolls him into the ring and now the champion reaches over… STEEL CHAIR! HE TOSSES THAT INTO THE RING!

DP: Hades is climbing up on the apro–NORMAN HELLION HAS THAT STEEL CHAIR AND HE JABS IT INTO THE GUT OF HADES THE HELLRAISER! NORMAN DROPS IT ON THE MAT AND HE PULLS HADES ON THE MIDDLE ROPE… ELEVATED DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR CONNECTS! NORMAN HELLION ROLLS OVER OUR ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND HE’S LOOKING FOR THAT TITLE! COUNT IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VENDETTA WITH A BREAK UP!

ETR: Vic Vendetta pulls that steel chair off the mat and has it cocked back… AND HE DRIVES IT INTO THE CRANIUM OF HELLION! AND AGAIN! OVER AND OVER AS NORMAN HELLION IS TAKING ABSOLUTE EXTREME ABUSE HERE FROM THE DERANGED ONE! Vendetta tosses it to the ground and he has him in position and ready for… CHARLES MANSON! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER KICKS VENDETTA IN THE GUT TO PREVENT THAT AND HADES HOOKS BOTH MEN IN… NO WAY! NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! OH MY GOD HADES THE HELLRAISER WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX TO TWO HUGE MEN! THIS MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE PHYSICAL BEAST!

DP: HOW IN THE LORDS NAME ALMIGHTY DID THIS MAN PULL THAT OFF… TO THOSE TWO MEN! Hades is beating his chest and has that furious charisma we see at his peak and he pulls Vendetta to his feet… WHIP INTO THE ROPES! Hades with an elbow and he goes off the ropes… KICK TO THE GUT! HE PULLS VENDETTA IN… HE ELEVATES! HE IS LOOKING FOR THE LAST CALL! THE LAST CALL POWERBOMB! OH MY GOD NORMAN HELLION WITH A SLIDE TO THE BACK OF HADES LEG AND HE FALLS STRAIGHT BACK… AND HOLY HELL VIC VENDETTA JUST SLAMMED FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE COMES TUMBLING BACK… Hellion kicks him in the gut… He elevates… SITOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS AND HE COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT FROM VIC!

ETR: Vic Vendetta is showing pure and absolute resilience as he is dominating when it comes to breaking up and kicking out of pins! Norman mounts Vic and is starting to connect with the classic punches, but Hades is slowly getting back up as he pulls Norman off and tosses him into the corner… CHEST CHOP CONNECTS! AND ANOTHER! A THIRD! A FOURTH! AND HADES SITS THE BIG MAN ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND HE CLIMBS UP ON THE SECOND ROPE… AND HE HIS HOOKING HIM IN… SUPERPLEX! BUT VIC VENDETTA CLIPS HIS FOOT AND HADES FALLS DOWN ON THE MAT! Hellion sizes up… BUT VIC VENDETTA HOPS ON THE SECOND ROPE AND QUICKLY GRABS HIM… BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HELLION LANDS ON TOP OF HADES THE HELLRAISER! HADES IS STRUGGLING TO CATCH AIR AND VIC COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HADES WITH A HAND ON THE ROPES!

DP: Vic Vendetta flips his hair back and he shows that deranged, enraged face as he pulls Hades up and tosses him into the corner! He is connecting with repetitive right and left hands and Hades is trying to block anything he can… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO VIC’S GUT WHICH SLOWS HIM DOWN! Hellion is starting to get up and Hades shoves Vic back! NORMAN IS BEHIND AND… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND TACKLES NORMAN INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Hellion is expressing his grind and fight brawling style here and he is unleashing punching hell all over Hellion!

ETR: Hades has that look on his face as he whips Norman into the ropes… BUT NORMAN HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES! Hades goes chargin–VIC VENDETTA TRIPS HIM UP! AND HE TUMBLES RIGHT INTO A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE FROM NORMAN HELLION! OH MY DEAR LORD! HELLION IS GOING FOR THE COVER BUT VENDETTA SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE WAY AND DROPS FOR A PIN! NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT BEFORE NORMAN PULLS HIM UP AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Norman is enraged in how that went down and he is taking it all out on Vic Vendetta who is mocking him! Asking for me! He did this at Midsummer Masssacre and this is just sickening to witness as Hellion is losing himself, Prez!

DP: He used this method to try to bring out the worst of Peter but I think Norman has lost himself far more than we could logically guess… He is continuing his assault and Vendetta is just trying to defend himself at this point! Vic is slightly defenseless as Hellion grabs his arm and sets him up on the turnbuckle… Hellion climbs to the top rope and is connecting with right and left hands over and over! WHAT! LOOK! HADES THE HELLRAISER COMES UNDERNEATH NORMAN AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS NOW… LAST CALL TO HELLION! LAST CALL CONNECTS AND HE LEANS OVER TO COVER! BUT VIC VENDETTA LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A BULLDOG! VIC COVERS ON HELLION! NEW CHAMP!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEE–KICKOUT! KICKOUT AT LAST SECOND!

ETR: Vic Vendetta is back to his feet but this man is in a rage! He is connecting with the right and left hands over and over, but Hades lifts him up and shoves him into the ropes! Vendetta comes flying back with vengeance… SIDEWALK SLAM FROM THE CHAMPION! Hades moves his attention to the weak Hellion and he pulls him up to his feet and pulls him to the center of the ring where that steel chair is… HE HOISTS HIM UP! HE IS LOOKING TO FINISH! BRIMSTONE ON THE STEEL CHAIR! BUT NORMAN WIGGLES OFF AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Hades the Hellraiser turns arou–STEEL CHAIR TO THE FACE! AND NORMAN PULLS HIM IN… STO ON THE CHAIR! HE COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T–VENDETTA BREAKS IT UP!

DP: NORMAN HELLION HAS PUT EVERY LAST BLOOD SWEAT AND TEAR INTO THIS MATCH AND HAS PUT HIS MOST EXTREME EFFORTS TO MAKE THIS HIS NIGHT! BUT EVERY TIME VENDETTA IS THERE TO RUIN IT! Vic Vendetta pulls Norman up to his feet and is connecting with the powerful right and left hands and has him in the corner where he starts driving right and left shoulders into his gut over and over! And Vendetta takes a step back as Hellion comes tumbling out and he pulls him in… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Norman is holding his back and Vendetta goes for a cove–HADES THE HELLRAISER WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND VENDETTA FALLS TO THE MAT! Hades is trying to catch his breath here and get this match back to his favor!

ETR: Our Answers World Champion is showing what he’s made of as he pulls Vendetta to his feet and is connecting with his signature right hands and chest chops, and now he pulls him between his legs signalling… HE IS GOING FOR ANOTHER LAST CALL! BUT NORMAN HELLION WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Hades is dazed and Vic is too and Norman grabs both of them… DOUBLE DDT TO VENDETTA AND HADES! Norman Hellion has that smirk on his face that pleases Peter and he reaches under the apron… BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT IS OUT! HE IS HOLDING THAT THING AND STARING AT BOTH MEN! AND A STRIKE TO VIC! ANOTHER OT HADES! VIC! HADES! VIC! HADES! HE IS UNLEASHING HELL ON THESE MEN AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT!

DP: Norman Hellion drops the baseball bat and pulls Vic Vendetta in… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP! SHOCK TREATMENT! SHOCK TREAMENT ON VIC VENDETTA AND THAT MAN HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH! HADES IS OUT! NORMAN COVERS! NORMAN GOING FOR IT ALL!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ETR: OH MY GOD! IT’S STARR STAN! STARR STAN JUST PULLED NORMAN HELLION OUT OF THE RING BY HIS FOOT AND HE HOOKS HIM IN… OH MY GOD OLYMPIC SLAM THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! HE DIDN’T EVEN REMOVE THE MONITORS! OH MY DEAR GOD! NORMAN IS GRIMACING IN PAIN AND STARR IS STANDING OVER HIM, LAUGHING! STARR IS SCREAMING ABOUT HE ISN’T ALLOWED TO WIN! WHAT THE HELL? MEANWHILE IN THE RING HADES THE HELLRAISER IS PULLING VIC UP… BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER IN THE MIDDLE THE RING! WITH NORMAN OUT HE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades sits up and is given his title which he lifts in the air )

RA: Your winner… AND STILL! ANSWERS! WORLD! CHAMPION! HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEEEE HELLRAISER!

DP: Oh… My dear Lord. This is an absolute train wreck. That looked like it was Norman’s time! THAT WAS NORMAN’S CHANCE GOD DAMNIT! THAT WAS HIS MOMENT! Why in the name of all things Holy was Starr-Stan out here, and why was he ruining Norman Hellion’s chances? This man has defeated the hometown hero Predator tonight and now he is ripping the soul from the fans and the career from Norman by doing this atrocious act… Shameful.

( Starr is backing up the ramp and grinning and staring at Norman as Hades has a grimace on his face looking at all the down opponents )

Starr: IF I CAN’T WIN… NOBODY CAN! YOU HEAR THAT NORMAN? YOU AREN’T GETTING THAT TITLE UNTIL I AM! NO ONE WILL!

( The camera pans backstage to the Medical room as Tyler is being stitched up by the doctors as Crash looks pissed )

Zack Crash: What’s the verdict Doc?

Doctor: Looks like he has a concussion, I don’t recommend he wrestle tonight.

Zack Crash: Are you kidding me?? He HAS to wrestle tonight, we have no time for a replacement!

Doctor: Look, I’m sorry, but I can’t give you a medical clearance for Tyler to wrestle tonight, he’s got a concussion, he’ll make it worse by going out there tonight.

Zack Crash: He HAS too! Can’t you give something to heal the pain??

Doctor: It’s not just tonight, the effects can be severe, everlasting during later stages in his life, I can’t afford to have him compete tonight.

Zack Crash: What am I supposed to do for War Games tonight??

Tyler *clutching his head*: I can compete tonight.

Doctor: No you can’t, you’re not thinking clearly Tyler, you CANNOT compete tonight, I can’t make that anymore clearer for you.

Tyler Parker: I’ll compete, it’s okay, I’ll be fine.

Doctor: Tyler, you don’t u—

Tyler Parker *still clutching his head*: NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! I WILL COMPETE TONIGHTI N WAR GAMES, HEAD INJURY OR NOT! OKAY??

( The doctor shakes his head as Zack helps bandage the head of Tyler )

( Recap shows of the buildup between the Kendra Shamez and Cameron Ella Ava feud, including Kendra’s arrival to Dynasty, her altercations with Cameron, Camerons success recently including winning the HOF title, the tag team bout on Showdown which lead to Kendra pinning Cameron all leading up to now )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

RA: This following contest.. is for the EAW HAAALLL OOF FAAAME CHAMPIOOOONSHIP!!!

Stew: It will be a match that I imagine will have nothing held back. Two of EAW’s greatest vixens meet in this momentous occasion, and we don’t get to see too many historic bouts like this one.

HBG: Hopefully they don’t disgrace us Hall of Famers by putting on anything less than a clinic.

( “We Hate Everyone” – K.Flay hits as Kendra Shamez makes her way to the ring )

Ring Anouncer: Introducing the challenger.. coming down the aisle from Buffalo, New York.. KKKENDDRAAAAAAA SSHAAAMEEEEZ!!

Stew: This will be Kendra’s first FPV match since Reasonable Doubt 2012! What an astoundingly long time to be away from a stage as big as an FPV, especially at a place like TI and still exuberate the confidence that Kendra’s showing tonight!

HBG: Well Kendra’s always been full of herself.. but she’s always been good too, she looks good, she’s performed well so I guess she has a right to be this confident.

( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava walks out with the Hall of Fame Championship over her shoulder and walks to the ring with confidence )

Ring Announcer: Her opponent.. from Los Angeles, California, she is the REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW HALL OF FAAAAAAME CHAMPIOOOOOOOOONN… CAMMEERROONNN ELLLAAAAA AVAAAAA!!!

Stew: Cameron this year has gone to heights most womens wrestlers could never reach! She’s went toe to toe with the male competitors in EAW, she’s defeated the legendary Jaywalker, she’s become the Hall of Fame Champion and she has absolutely no intention of slowing down from here!

HBG: Well. Good for her I guess.

( Cameron’s eyes are locked into Kendra’s the entire time she’s been out there. The ref is checking on both ladies and raises the Hall of Fame title as the music dies down, and the ref calls for the bell )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Kendra and Cameron circle the ring and eventually snap into a struggle for strength that results in some chain grappling )

Stew: The Hall of Fame Championship on the line! It is the first time Kendra and Cameron have faced since Cameron took the Vixens title from Kendra at House of Glass in a Taipei Death match! The last time these two ladies shared the ring at TI, Kendra picked up the Vixens Championship from Cameron! What may interest people the most, however is this; Kendra Shamez is 2-0 at Territorial Invasion and Cameron is 0-3 at this very same event! You’ve got to wonder if these statistics haven’t gotten to their heads for better of worse!?

HBG: Kendra immediately wrenches the arm after finding an advantage and brings Cam to the mat, gets in a key lock with Cam on all fours and Cam hits a snapmare followed by a body-scissors, but Kendra turns and rolls forward for the pinning bridge with Cam immediately kicks out of. Both ladies jump at each other and Cam goes for the leapfrog, but Kendra hits a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP to the gut and counters with her own leapfrog! Cam hits the mat hard, gets up, charges, HIPTOSS by Kendra! And an armbar..

Stew: Cam quickly gets to a vertical base and hits a firemans carry on Kendra, Kendra pops up and Cam hits a HIP TOSS– No, Kendra stops her and goes for the BITCH TREATMENT!! NO CAM PUSHES OUT, KENDRA ALMOST GOT HER WITH THE CUTTER!

( Kendra turns to Cam with a sly grin, and Cameron on one knee stares daggers at her but brushes her hair back and shrugs off all angst )

Stew: You can tell Cam somewhat panicked, she had no intentions of being hit with that Bitch Camp and Kendra immediately caught on to it. Cam refuses to show any sign of weakness here and the games have only just begun! Both women are back to the grappling and Cameron gets a key lock on Kendra and hits a BACK SUPLEX. Cameron keeps the keylock in as Kendra gets back to a vertical base… a pained Kendra trying to reach back and throws an elbow but Cam ducks for the NOTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, BUT KENDRA COUNTERS INTO A HEAD-SCISSORS TAKEDOWN, FOLLOWED BUT A FIGURE-FOUR LEGSCISSORS HEADLOCK.

HBG: Cameron rolls backwards before things get messy for the pin bridge!

Ref: ONNNNEEE!

HBG: Kendra releases and Cam catches Kendra with a few forearms, shoots to her feet and kicks the side of her head! Cam pulls Kendra up now and attempts the vertical suplex, but Kendra slides down her back, springs off the ropes and nails a SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG, Cameron rolls out of the ring and Kendra runs the ropes and SHOOTS TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE… BUT CAMERON STOPS HER WITH THE UPPERCUT! Ella Ava got that well-timed counter in and drags Kendra out of the ring… now Cameron looking to drive Kendra face first into the steps! But Kendra stops herself and turns around as both ladies grapple, and KENDRA WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD SENDING CAMS FACE INTO THE EDGE OF THOSE STEPS.

Stew: Oh dear! The ref looking concerned, but Kendra snatches Cam up from a kneeling position, hooks her, SNAP SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THOSE STEPS! CAMERON’S BACK HITTING THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL! And Kendra keeps Cam hooked and drags her away from the steps.. and a SNAP SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE RING APRON, LOOK HOW CAM’S BODY IS BENT!

( Replay of the snap suplexes )

HBG: Kendra slowly rises and looks down at her suffering opponent and she digs under the ring.. she doesn’t seem to find what she needs, so she goes around the other side and she pulls out a LADDER, I LOVE IT, looks like Dub vs Senn won’t be the only ladder action we get! Kendra slides that thing in the ring and heads back over to Cameron who’s using the apron to recover.. and a HARD WHIP sends Cam straight into the barricade, and KENDRA WITH THE RUNNING CROSSBODY ON THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION SENDS BOTH LADIES INTO THE AUDIENCE! Kendra Shamez and Cameron Ella Ava, the 2nd and 3rd greatest Vixens of all time behind me are ready for a clinic here in Toronto, but Kendra’s taken control of this one!

( Kendra eventually drags herself and Cam out of the crowd and brings her into the ring )

Stew: Kendra on the apron hits a slingshot elbow drop, and a hook of the leg.

Ref: OOOONEEE… TWOO,

Stew: KICK OUT. Kendra rises and grabs that ladder and rests it into the second turnbuckle, wedging it right in the corner and Kendra pulls Cam up… looks like she’s got some intentions! But Cameron returns with forearms, punches, kicks and a rolling fist followed by a few elbows.. and CAMERON WHIPS KENDRA INTO THE CORNER AS HARD AS SHE CAN.. But Kendra springs OVER the rested ladder and counters with a CROSSBODY, BUT CAMERON DUCKS IT, KENDRA HITS THE MAT HARD, Cam runs the ropes andd WOW! HITS THE ROLLING THUNDER! A MOVE POPULARLY USED BY KENDRA’S OLD AFFILIATE ROBBIE V, AND CAMERON HOOKS THE LEGS!

Ref: OOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HBG: KICKOUT. Kendra is quickly looking to recover, but Cameron grabs her.. and runs towards the ladder and snapmares her RIGHT onto that ladder with Kendra landing spine first! Now Cameron begins climbing that turnbuckle up to the top and is stood all the way at the top… CAMERON LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING FOR A STIFF MOONSAULT!! .. No, Kendra sits up quickly and looks like she wants the powerbomb!!! CAM TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT… AND CAM COUNTERS WITH THE FRANKENSTEINER PIN IN THE RING!

Ref: OOOOONEEE. TWOOOOOO!!! …

Stew: KICK OUT by Kendra! Kendra looking to rise quickly now, but Cameron looks to roll Kendra back up, but Kendra traps the arm with her legs wants a crossface! SHE GOT IT, CAMERON REFUSES TO FALL FOR IT THOUGH, SHE’S SCRATCHING AND CLAWING FOR THE ROPES AND SHE USES THE ROPES TO GET FOOTING.. now Kendra drop toe holds Cam away from the ropes and rolls down her back going for the crossface again, but Cam slides behind Kendra and counters with the crucifix backslide pin!

Ref: OOOOONE, TWOOO..

HBG: Kendra rolls backwards and gets up to her feet, runs the ropes and Cameron responds with a HARSH KNOCKDOWN DROPKICK. The cover, but Kendra kicks out right after one and Cam looks down.. you can tell the Hall of Fame Champion is a bit frustrated, she has no doubt one of the greatest vixens ever coming for her spot and Cameron is looking to put her away.. TWIST OF FATE FROM CAMERON! .. No, Kendra shoves her away and Cameron runs the ropes again as Kendra drops to the mat, Cam hops over her, ricochets off the ropes and KENDRA LEAPS ON HER SHOULDERS WITH THE HURRICANRANA, BUT CAM RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND COUNTERS WITH A BUCKLEBOMB!

Stew: Kendra slumped in the corner and Cameron heads to the other side of the ring, waiting and stalking for Kendra to rise….. and when Kendra does Cameron TAKES OFF… EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER FROM KENDRA! CAMRON IS TURNED INSIDE OUT ON THAT CORNER AND KENDRA HITS THE CORNER-AIDED DROPKICK INTO CAMERONS FACE. Cameron rolls to the outside and Kendra after a moment of recovering hits the apron, awaits for Cam’s rise and Kendra runs across the apron and hits a BEEAUTIFUL SENTON TAKING BOTH WOMEN DOWN. This has been a hotly contested Hall of Fame title match, one of the richest most prestigious prizes in Feds today and these two will do anything to have it!

HBG: A moment passes and Kendra grabs Cam and whips her FULL FORCE INTO THE RINGSTEPS! BUT CAM HOPS OVER THOSE STAIRS! Cam still groggy, turns around and HERE COMES KENDRA FROM OFF THE RING STEPS HITTING A TORNADO DDT, PLANTING CAM SKULL FIRST INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!

( Replay shows the sick Tornado DDT where Cam lands at the top of her head, while meanwhile Kendra’s dragging her dead weight back into the middle of the ring )

Stew: CAM HAS HAD HER BELL RUNG, SHE’S COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT, HER NECK COULD BE BROKEN AND HER TITLE’S IN JEOPARDY. KENDRA WITH THE COVER.

Ref: OOOOOONE… TWOOOOOOOO…. THRRR–

Stew: CAM KICKS OUT! CAM IS STILL HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Kendra can barely take it, she’s right up and yanks Cam up from the ground and … BITCH TREATMENT!! NO CAM PUSHES AWAY AND FROM BEHIND HITS THE GODDESS’ TOUCH, STEP-UP ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! KENDRA DROPS TO A KNEE IN A TON OF PAIN AND CAM PULLS KENDRA UP FOR THE BITCH CAMP! SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER CONNE– NO KENDRA SPINS OUT OF IT AS SHE NAILS THE BITCH TREATMENT!!! CUTTER SENDING CAMERON DOWN! BOTH OF THESE LADIES LAID OUT! AND KENDRA BARELY EVEN ABLE TO MOVE HER ARMS IS TRYING TO DRAG HER WAY TO CAMERON! WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!?

( The lights in the arena go dark, but one purple spotlight shines in the middle of the ring showing a mysterious being wearing a Welders mask standing at the corner of the ring, while Cleo and Kendra are both dazed and confused )

Stew: What the hell or WHO the hell is this!?

( A second spotlight shines on a bag at the other side of the ring, and this person walks to the briefcase, picks it up and opens it )

( Out from the bag is the EAW Vixens Championship, as Kendra Shamez gets to her feet )

Stew: KENDRA CLOCKED OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT VIXENS TITLE!! AND THIS MYSTERIOUS PERSON IN A WELDERS MASK PULLS KENDRA UP, AND HITS HEADBUTTS, REPEATED HEADBUTTS WITH THAT METAL WELDERS MASK BASHING KENDRA IN THE SKULL REPEATEDLY UNTIL SHE’S BUSTED OPEN! AND KENDRA’S LIMP, LIFELESS BODY IS HOISTED AND SENT INTO THE MAT FOR THE URINAGI!

( The person lifts the Welders mask, and reveals herself to be Lethal )

HBG: LETHAL!?

Stew: WE HAVEN’T SEEN HER IN OVER A YEAR.. WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS!?

( The lights return to normal and Lethal exits the ring with the Vixens Championship, while a barely conscious Cameron crawls over Kendra for the pin )

Ref: OOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Rumors” by Lindsey Lohan plays as the referee hands Cam the HOF title and raises her arm )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL the EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIOOON… CAMERROOONN EELLLLLAAAA AVAAAAA!

HBG: Cameron retains after crawling over that BLOODY, BATTERED, DISGUSTING pulp that Lethal left Kendra in!

Stew: This powerful, ominous woman has made her reemergence along with the Vixens title itself. What kind of symbolism is this supposed to entail?

HBG: Well, Cam is looking on and I think she knows she was at Lethals complete mercy! Nonetheless, her Hall Of Fame title reign lives to see another day.

( Camera pans backstage to Scott Diamond walking backstage as several stage-hands look terrified at his presence )

Kawajai: We’re still waiting on Scott Diamond’s ‘invasion’ tonight, what the hell is he gonna do?

( Scott Diamond continues to make his way through the corridors as Flashback makes his way up to Scott )

Flashback *nervously*: um …Scott …what are you gonna do tonight?
( Scott stares at Flashback intensely before smirking )

Scott Diamond: I’m gonna watch two vanilla midgets that are soon to be my victims climb a ladder first-hand, that’s what I’m gonna do.

Flashback: But what about this invasion?? Is this it?

Scott Diamond: My invasion is gonna be whatever I want it to be and trust me, it’s not gonna be that. Now get out of my way.

Flashback: My producer is asking to ask you one more ques—

Scott Diamond: GET. OUT. OF. MY. WAY

( Flashback gets extremely nervous as Scott grabs him and flings him into a nearby wall laying him out completely )

( Scott Diamond keeps moving forward as Flashback remains knocked out by that wall )

( EAW championship graphic appears on the screen )

( Devan Dubian/Jacob Senn feud plays on the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a LADDER MATCH FOR THE EXTREME ANSWERZZZZZZZ WRESTTLLLLINGGGGGG CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

( ‘’This Means War’’ by Avenged Sevenfold plays as Devan Dubian walks out to the ring wearing a cape )

Ring Announcer: First, the challenger, from Leicster, England, he is making his way down to the ring ….THE ‘AMAZING’ DEVANNNNNNNNNNN DUBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: Devan challenged Jacob to that open challenge Jacob laid out on his first Voltage as champion and now, he’s getting his chance, three years ago he failed to win this very championship against Starr-Stan, can he do it now??

(We see Damien Murrow standing in the middle of the ring as he is holding a microphone as he gives a condescending and smug look to all of the people sitting in the audience.)

Damien Murrow: Denizens and subjects of The Fabled Conqueror, EAW has granted me the honor and privilege to announce for you the most destructive force to grace his presence in this ring and my client. Allow me to present you with the aura of the current, defending, and reigning Undisputed World Champion! He is The Second City Son, The Cornerstone and The Bane of Kings! JAAAACCCCCOOOB SEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!

(The arena is blackened by the absence of light as the only thing you can see is white light on the titantron and mini-trons that shine brightly as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBncSuPWGkc begins to play. )

“I danced with a million devils.”

“Died with a life of sin.”

(“Depuis Le Début” by Thirty Second to Mars continues to play as we begin to see a series of battles being waged with soldiers holding swords and shields.)

“Made love to a million angels.”

“Murdered a million men”

(As this continues on, an opening from the stage is revealed as we see a golden light shine from it and black smoke billows out.)

(The white light from the titantron begins to be filled with what seems to be a red liquid, assumed to be blood, with bodies being tossed to the ground.)

“There will be blood”

“There will be blood.”

“There will be blood..”

“There will be blood…”

(The red glow is basked all around the arena as Jacob Senn and four Spartan soldiers are lifted from the opening as he adorns his prizes of the EAW World Championship and AWF World Championship on both shoulders. As he is donning golden attire with a shining gold robe instead of his usual dark and brooding black leather, he sits on a mound made of crowned skulls and crosses as his foot rests on one skull with a crown of thorns as his chin rests on his fist.)

Jake Mercer: This is what you call making an entrance here in EAW. Someone seems to have taken all expenses to make sure that they show why they are the best.

(As the red shines brighter, we see the soldiers come beside Jacob Senn and remove his jacket as they afterwards take a knee for the champion. As“My Demons” by Starset starts to play, Jacob’s foot crushes the skull as he rises from the mountain of skulls. )

Kawajai: It seems that Jacob Senn, the world champion, looks to make a real statement with this intimidating entrance of his. He looks very intent on breaking and maiming his opponent tonight here in the ladder match.

(Jacob Senn walks down the ramp with both titles firmly held on his shoulders as the Spartans march towards the backstage area. Jacob walks to the steps as he climbs into the ring to stand in the middle and lift both championships in the air. Damien Murrow is clapping in his corner as he hands the EAW World Championship to the referee to send to the sky to be hung and fought for.)

( Jacob now steps outside the ring, to talk to Murrow to the annoyance of Devan Dubian )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT REIGNING, DEFENDING, EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION …..THE BANE OF KINGS, JACOB SENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Kawajai: Well Jacob was making his way to the ring but DEVAN DUBIAN LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCA INTO JACOB!! BUT JACOB SAW IT COMING AS HE GRABS DUBIAN AND HITS AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! BUT DUBIAN ADJUSTS IN MID-AIR, LANDING FEET FIRST ON THE LADDER PERFECTLY!! DUBIAN WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE LADDER INTO JACOB, WIPING HIM OUT!! I guess this match has officially started then ..as Dubian gets back to his feet and grabs the ladder, sliding the ladder into the ring and Dubian rolls into the ring, Dubian begins to set up the ladder but Jacob rolls back into the ring, RAMMING THE HEAD OF DUBIAN INTO THE LADDER! …Jacob now whips Dubian into the corner and charges towards him with a RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE CORNER!!

Jake Mercer: OHH!! Jacob now grabs Dubian and lifts him up for a snap suplex! But Dubian adjusts, landing back on his feet and Dubian dropkicks Jacob into the corner! Dubian grabs Jacob and looks to sit him up on the turnbuckle but Jacob with a KNEE TO THE FACE OF DUBIAN, KNOCKING HIM BACK AS JACOB FLOORS DUBIAN WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! Dubian down on the mat as Jacob grabs the ladder and PUSHES IT DOWN, KNOCKING THE LADDER DOWN ONTO DUBIAN!! Jacob positions that ladder on top of Dubian and BEGINS TO STOMP ONTO THE LADDER!! JACOB IS STOMPING VICIOUSLY DOWN ONTO THE LADDER!! CRUSHING DEVAN DUBIAN WITH IT!! JACOB IS STOMPING AS MUCH AS HE CAN!!

Kawajai: Jacob lifts the ladder off Dubian as Dubian rolls away, Jacob sets up the ladder, Jacob begins to climb up the ladder, JACOB IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER FAST! JACOB SWIFTLY CLIMBING UP THE LADDER BUT DUBIAN CRAWLS AND DIVES AT THE LADDER, KNOCKING IT OVER!! AND JACOB FLIES AND LANDS THROAT FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!! JACOB FALLS TO THE MAT, CLUTCHING HIS THROAT AS DUBIAN WITH A CHANCE TO GET BACK INTO THIS …Dubian gets back to his feet, lifting himself up to his feet as Jacob is clinging onto the ropes, Dubian picks up the ladder as Jacob is trying to get to his feet but DUBIAN DRIVES THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE FACE OF JACOB!! JACOB IS SENT DOWN TO THE MAT!!

Jake Mercer: Dubian drops the ladder, trying to set it up directly underneath the title, Dubian begins climbing up the ladder but he’s moving slowly, he’s hurting from those stomps with the ladder, with the work Jacob done on him, Dubian is slowly moving up but he’s REACHING TOWARDS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! DUBIAN IS MOVING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER, BUT JACOB, OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION GETS TO HIS FEET AS HE CLIMBS UP THE LADDER AND GRABS DUBIAN!! JACOB HAS DUBIAN IN HIS GRASP AND HITS A POWERBOMB!!! JACOB SENN WITH THE POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS SENT DRIVEN INTO THE MAT, AS IS JACOB AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!

Kawajai: Dubian rolls out of the ring, Devan Dubian might be completely out of this as Jacob is also down, both men have been completely wiped out by that …Jacob is crawling to the ropes as he uses them to help him to his feet, Jacob looks towards the ladder and the Interwire Championship, Jacob stumbles towards the ladder and begins to slowly climb up, Jacob is FORCING himself to climb up the ladder ….Jacob slowly and but surely climbs up the ladder, Jacob is climbing up the ladder, keeping his sights sololy on the EAW championship …

Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK!! DEVAN SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE TOP ROPE TO LADDER!! HOW?!!? HOW DID HE DO THAT!?!? JACOB LOOKS SHOCKED, DEVAN IS BATTERED, JACOB IS BATTERED, BOTH MEN ARE BATTERED BUT NEITHER MAN ARE WILLING TO STAY DOWN, THEY BOTH WANT THIS TITLE MORE THAN ANYTHING, THEY ARE WILLING TO DO WHATEVER THEY HAVE TOO AND BOTH MEN EXCHANGE SHOTS ON THE LADDER!! LEFTS FROM JACOB, RIGHTS FROM DUBIAN!! JACOB WITH MORE SHOTS INTO THE HEAD OF DUBIAN BUT DUBIAN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE HEAD OF JACOB!! DUBIAN RAMS THE HEAD OF JACOB INTO THE LADDER!! JACOB IS HANGING ON AS DUBIAN IS TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OFF BUT SENN SMASHES THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP INTO THE HEAD OF DEVAN, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE LADDER!!!! DUBIAN FALLS OFF THE LADDER AND STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!

Kawajai: BUT LOOK!!! SCOTT DIAMOND ENTERS THE RING!!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS IN THE RING!!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND GRABS SENN OFF THE LADDER AND INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION …SCOTT NAILS JACOB SENN WITH THE POWERBOMB!!!!! SCOTT SENDS JACOB SENN STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!! Devan rolls out of the ring, THIS is Scott’s invasion, as Scott grabs Senn up and ABSOLUTELY FLOORS HIM WITH A VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!!! VORTEX ON JACOB SENN!!!!!! JACOB IS DOWN!!!! JACOB IS DOWN AND OUT!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY SWEET JOB!!!!! THAT WAS CARNAGE!!!! SCOTT THROWS DOWN THE LADDER, LIFTING SENN BACK UP AGAIN ….ANOTHER VORTEX, THIS TIME ONTO THE LADDER!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! JACOB SENN HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY SCOTT DIAMOND, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘GOD OF THE UNIVERSE’ ….

Jake Mercer: Scott leaves the ring, smirking at the damage being done to Senn who is MOTIONLESS on the apron, he’s battered, he’s destroyed …Scott Diamond has left his mark alright as Devan slides a SECOND LADDER INTO THE RING!!!! DEVAN SLIDES IN, HURTING BUT HE SLOWLY SETS UP THE LADDER, DEVAN HAS THE LADDER SET UP UNDERNEATH THE EAW CHAMPIONSHI—LANNISTER!!!!! LANNISTER IS CHARGING DOWN HERE, JACOB SENN AND DAMIEN MURROW PAID THE DEBT WEEKS AGO AND LANNISTER IS CHARGING DOWN HERE, AMBUSHING DEVAN FROM BEHIND!!!! LANNISTER SENDING STRIKES INTO DEVAN!!!! BUT DEVAN NAILS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! DEVAN NAILS LANNISTER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!!! BUT LANNISTER CONTINUES TO BATTER DEVAN, HE’S FRESHER AS HE NAILS DEVAN WITH THE FEUER FREI!!!!! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! DEVAN GOES DOWN, BUT LOOK!!!!!!

Kawajai: BRIAN DANIELS IS RUNNING DOWN HERE!!!!! JUST LIKE AT MID-SUMMER MASSACRE WITH DEVAN COMING TO BRIAN’S RESCUE, IT’S NOW BRIAN COMING TO DEVAN’S RESCUE AS BRIAN SLIDES IN, AS HE UNLOADS ON LANNISTER, SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! BOTH MEN BRAWL TO THE OUTSIDE, INTO THE CROWD!!! BRIAN DANIELS AND LANNISTER ARE GOING DEEP INTO THE CROWD AS THEY KEEP SENDING STRIKES!!!!

Jake Mercer: Senn is STILL motionless on the mat, Devan is rocked by that European Uppercut he’s moving! Devan is not going to lose this opportunity, this chance at immortality, at redemption! Devan crawls to the ladder and DEVAN IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER!!! DAMIEN MURROW IS SHOUTING AT SENN, TRYING TO HELP HIM RECOVER BUT IT’S NO USE!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, FREE FROM ALL DISTRACTIONS, BRIAN HAS LANNISTER FIRMLY IN THE CROWD, DEVAN IS CLIMBING UP THOSE STEPS, HE’S REACHING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP, HE HAS IT!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS IT!!!!!

Kawajai: WAIT …WHAT THE FUCK …WHO HOPPED THE BARRICADE!?!?!?!?!

Jake Mercer: SOMEBODY JUST …SOMEBODY JUST SLIDES INTO THE RING, KNOCKING THE LADDER DEVAN DUBIAN WAS ON OVER AND DUBIAN IS SENT CRASHING TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN WENT CRASHING 15FT FROM THE RING TO THE FLOOR FROM THE LADDER!!!!!! DEVAN IS DEAD!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS DEAD!!!! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY??!?!?! I DON’T RECOGNIZE HIM!!!

Kawajai: I THINK THAT’S …THAT’S ….THAT’S ….THAT’S PSYCHO BRODY!!!!! PSYCHO BRODY FROM ANSWERS WRESTLING FEDERATION!!! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE?!? WHAT IS HE DOING ATTACKING DEVAN DUBIAN!?!?! Damien Murrow repositions the ladder, as Brody grabs Senn, and STARTS CARRYING SENN UP THE LADDER!!!! PSYCHO BRODY IS CARRYING JACOB SENN UP THAT LADDER!!!! BRODY CARRIES SENN TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND SENN GRABS THE TITLE DOWN!!! JACOB SENN HAS RETAINED THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …AND STILLL THE EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION ….JACOB SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: THAT was carnage ….What a match, Scott Diamond destroyed Jacob Senn with those Vortexs but what the question is; WHAT IS PSYCHO BRODY DOING IN EAW??

( Brody carries Senn down who falls to the ropes, clutching his EAW championship in his hands firmly as Murrow congratulates him as Brody leaves the ring )

Kawajai: I …don’t know! Is he helping Senn? Brian and Lannister are still fighting in the crowd, Brody is …oh no! NO! YOU’RE KIDDING, BRODY HASN’T …

( The camera pans to the top of the stage to see Cerci applauding Brody )

Jake Mercer: Psycho Brody AND Cerci? The manager and girlfriend of Lannister? You don’t think, Lannister and Brody are an alliance do you??

Kawajai: I think they might be! Lannister AND Psycho Brody? That’s a scary force!

Jake Mercer: Regardless, Jacob Senn has once again defended his title successfuly, that’s three successful title defences!

( The ring crew is seen clearing the ring, EMT’s checking on Senn and Dubian as other ring crew members are seen carrying parts of a second ring down to ringside, setting up the second ring that will be joined to the first ring )

( Camera pans to the EAW panel )

Matt Ryder: Well what a show it’s been so far broski’s! And now, we’ve got one more match left, War Games!

Ashten Cross: We’re not gonna discuss what my client Scott Diamond just did to the ‘Bane of Kings’ huh?

Eddie Mack: We don’t wanna lose viewers, so no.

Ashten Cross: That’s why you’re on the panel and not competing.

Matt Ryder: Anyway, genetlemen, who do you have to win tonight in our main event?

Eddie Mack; Team DEDEDE, it’s gonna be such a impossible job for Team Crash, Tyler’s injury makes things impossible, he can’t even compete according to doctors, plus you gotta take DEDEDE’s experience in these matches into consideration, he’s the ACE of EAW when it comes to this stuff.

Ashten Cross: Team Crash, reason number one? Fuck DEDEDE, that’s why. Reason number two? You really think Ryan Savage, Johnny Ventura, Dark ‘Never Win’ Demon and Crimson Mask can top Diamond Cage, Crash, Xavier, hell even an injured Tyler Parker? Please.

Matt Ryder: I agree with Mack, the injury to Tyler gives Team DEDEDE way too much of an advantage, it’s their match.

Ashten Cross; So my client Scott Diamond just destroyed the so called ‘’bane of kings’’, what’s up with that?

Eddie Mack: Still don’t care.

Ashten Cross: Nobody cared when my client crippled your ass last year either but still.

Matt Ryder: Bro’s come on! Let’s kick back, sit back and enjoy the main event!

( The Mr.DEDEDE vs Zack Crash feud plays on the screen )

( The War Games steel cage is seen being slowly lowered to the ring as ominous music plays )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL TO THE FINISH AND IT IS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN EAW HISTORY ….WAR GAMES!!!

Ring Announcer: The rules for the match are as follows:

• Both captains will begin the match, a coin toss will determine which team gets the 2 v 1, 3 v 2, 4 v 3 and 5 v 4 advantage in the match.

• Both captains will do battle for five minutes, after that one member of a team comes out, depending on who the coin toss, at three minute intervals

• Only once all competitors are in the match that the match known as the ‘Match Beyond’ will be begin, any tap outs, surrenders or knockouts WILL NOT COUNT until ALL competitors have entered the cage.

• The only way to win is by one member tapping out, surrendering or being unable to no longer compete.

• The winning captain of this match will be made CHAIRMAN of EAW!

Ring Announcer: First, both captains have picked one person to be in their corner and represent them in the coin toss to decide who gets the initial advantage.

Ring Announcer: First, in the corner of Team DEDEDE, he is the Showdown General Manager, Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome ….WWEFANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

( ‘’Here Comes The Money’’ by Naughty By Nature plays as WWEFan walks down to the ring )

Stew-O: No shocks here by Mr. DEDEDE, WWEFan has for the last two years always been his ‘’right-hand’’ man.

Ring Announcer: And the man who will in the corner of Team Crash …THE VOLTAGE GENERAL MANAGER ….Y2IMPACT!!!!!!!

( ‘’Twisted Transistor’’ by Korn plays as Y2Impact makes his way down to the ring with a squad of riot police following him )

Kawajai: Oh boy, Y2Impact has chosen ZACK CRASH? This is, well huge, there always seemed to be that respect between DEDEDE and Impact after Pain for Pride Six but apparently, not now!

( The referee enters the cage, asking what WWEFan and Impact want to pick, Fan goes for tails, Impact picks heads )
Referee *flipping the coin*: TAILS! TEAM DEDEDE GETS THE ADVANTAGE!

( WWEFan and Y2Impact both leave the ring, Impact shaking his head furiously as his riot police surround the ring and the entrance way )

Deadprez: Well, Team DEDEDE WILL get the advantage in this match and Y2Impact’s Riot Police, that he’s been using on Voltage since he got the job, are remaining out here to ensure that ‘’nobody tries entering the cage who isn’t meant too, there will be no screwjobs’’

Kawajai: It’s not like Team DEDEDE don’t already have a big enough advantage as it is, with Aren Mstislav attacking Tyler Parker earlier tonight!

( ‘’Adrenaline Junkie’’ by Quake 2 plays as Zack Crash makes his way down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring, he is the CAPTAIN OF TEAM CRASH …’’THE REBEL’’ …..’’THE ADRENALINE JUNKIE’’ …ZACKKKKKKKKKKKK CRASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: In all my years, I’ve never seen anybody like Zack Crash, who’s gone through my ups and downs, who’s been screwed over, had several injuries, been sent off brands and had to go through a WAR for eight months and here is right now, this is opportunity to become chairman of EAW.

Deadprez: The time for talk is done, Zack Crash says he wants change, i believe them, I believe that he wants opportunities to be given to NEWER people, he sacrificed his career originally to allow one of his ARCH ENEMIES Hades get his Pain for Pride title shot.

( ‘’Till I Collapse’’ by Eminem plays as Mr. DEDEDE storms out to the ring, stopping and staring down Y2Impact, in disbelief at Impact being in Crashes corner )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the CAPTAIN OF TEAM DEDEDE, THE REIGNING EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THE CURRENT CHAIRMAN OF EAW ….MR. DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! DEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: DEDEDE got a vote of NO confidence last month by the Board of Directors, who preferred Zack Crash, this is IT for DEDEDE tonight, if he wants to have power in EAW, if he wants to keep his spot in EAW as chairman, he HAS to win tonight.

Kawajai: Look, two years I faced DEDEDE in an ‘I Quit’ match and teamed with him last year against Team Scott, DEDEDE is the toughest son of bitch there is and there is not one person who performs in the big match situations, when the lights are on bright, then Mr. DEDEDE.

Deadprez: What time of head-game is this from Crash though? DEDEDE seems annoyed, pissed off even at Y2Impact being in Crashes corner but Tyler Parker may not even be able to compete tonight and DEDEDE has the man advantage as well.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew-O: Here we go …both men standing in the middle of the ring, five minutes until a member of Team DEDEDE enters the cage … this is intense, both DEDEDE and Crash just staring each other, the two rings, one steel cage with a roof, the entire company on the line as DEDEDE and Crash have been waiting for this moment since the draft …AND CRASH SLAPS DEDEDE RIGHT IN THE FACE!! DEDEDE RESPONDS BACK WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF CRASH!! DEDEDE AND CRASH ARE UNLOADING ON EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! LEFTS FROM DEDEDE, RIGHTS FROM CRASH!! DEDEDE WITH THE KICK TO THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS CRASH IN, DEDEDE DDT!!! …BUT CRASH SPINS OUT OF IT AND SHOVES DEDEDE INTO THE ROPES, CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS BY CRASH!!

Kawajai: DEDEDE quickly gets back to his feet but Crash pounces on him, unloading on him with fists, sending DEDEDE into the turnbuckle as all DEDEDE can do is cover up, strong right hands here as Crash whips DEDEDE right out of the corner and into the opposing turnbuckle, Crash charges at him -–BUT DEDEDE TACKLES CRASH DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! DEDEDE NOW THE ONE HAMMERING INTO ZACK CRASH WITH FURIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! DEDEDE quickly lifts himself off Crash, dragging him to his feet and throws him over the top rope and into the SECOND ring, Crash is stumbling to his feet but DEDEDE HITS OFF THE ROPES IN THE OTHER RING AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A HUGE DIVING SHOULDER BLOCK INTO CRASH IN THE SECOND RING!! DEDEDE gets back up to his feet, not wasting any bit of time here as he grabs Crash up to his feet and looks to whip him into the ropes but CRASH KICKS DEDEDE IN THE MID-SECTION AND HURLS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!

Deadprez: DEDEDE CONNECTS INTO THE STEEL MESH FACE FIRST!! Crash now GRINDING THE CHAIRMAN’S FACE into the steel cage! DEDEDE throwing elbows into the face of Crash, as DEDEDE breaks free and grabs Crash, pulling him i—No! Crash elbows DEDEDE in the side of the head, shifting their bodies around so Crash’s back is now facing the cage and CONNECTS WITH A EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CAGE WALL!! DEDEDE’S BODY CONNECTS INTO THAT CAGE WALL AS HE CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE MAT, LAYING RIGHT BETWEEN THE ROPES AND THE CAGE …AS ZACK CRASH CHARGES OFF THE ROPES AND NAILS A RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF DEDEDE, BOUNCING HIS HEAD OFF THE CAGE WALL!!! DEDEDE is down as Crash quickly props to his feet, grinding his foot into the face of DEDEDE, furthering his face into the cage even more!

Stew-O: Crash drags DEDEDE out from under the ropes, STOMPING viciously into him as he grabs DEDEDE, lifting him up to his feet and whipping him into the turnbuckle …Crash now charges and CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE FACE!! DEDEDE is staggered in the corner, Crash sits him up on top of the turnbuckle as he climbs up, hammering DEDEDE with fists as HE LOOKS FOR THE SUPERPLEX!!! BUT DEDEDE GRABS ONTO THE CAGE ROOF, USING IT TO BLOCK THE SUPERPLEX AS DEDEDE HEADBUTTS CRASH IN THE FACE, SEVERAL HEADBUTTS AS CRASH FALLS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, LANDING ON HIS FEET …AS DEDEDE LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING SPEAR INTO CRASH!!! BUT CRASH COUNTERS IT INTO A JUMPING DDT!!! ZACK CRASH JUST COUNTERED A LEAPING SPEAR INTO A JUMPING DDT!! OH MY GOD!!! THE HEAD OF MR.DEDEDE GOT SENT RIGHT INTO THE MAT!! I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT! ZACK CRASH HAS BEEN ALL OVER DEDEDE SO FAR!!

Deadprez: Five minutes are up! A new member of Team DEDEDE is going to enter War Games!

( ‘’House Of The Rising Sun’’ by White Buffalo plays throughout the building as Dark Demon walks down to the ring as Zack Crash smirks )

Kawajai: Dark Demon is entering War Games! Zack Crash enters the other ring as Dark Demon gets in and CRASH QUICKLY CHARGES AND HAMMERS INTO DEMON!!! DEMON AND CRASH TRADING FISTS IN THE RING!!! DEMON AND CRASH RELIVING THEIR EIGHT MONTH FEUD AS THEY ARE JUST UNLOADING ON EACH OTHER, LIGHTENING FAST, BOXING LIKE FISTS INTO EACH OTHER!!! DEMON FLOORS CRASH WITH A HUGE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!! CRASH JUST GOT HIT WITH THAT SIGNATURE ROLLING ELBOW!! Crash is staggered on the mat, clutching his elbow as Mr. DEDEDE is getting up to his feet, DEDEDE gets into the opposing ring as he and Demon are STOMPING VICIOUSLY on Zack Crash, Demon and DEDEDE are working together to take-down Zack, to double team on him, I never thought that would be a sentence I would be saying, Zack Crash has three minutes until a member of Zack Crash comes out …DEDEDE lifts Zack Crash, keeping him up as Demon hits off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A MAFIA KICK INTO THE FACE OF CRASH AND DEDEDE QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX ON ZACK CRASH!!!

Stew-O: …Crash is laying in a heap on the mat, DEDEDE and Demon continue working over him, as Demon lifts him up and CONNECTS WITH A SECOND ROLLING ELBOW INTO ZACK CRASH!!! BEFORE ZACK CAN EVEN FALL DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS SPEAR INTO ZACK CRASH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! A ROLLING ELBOW/SPEAR COMBO ON ZACK CRASH!!! Crash is down and this is a smart plan by DEDEDE and Demon, working on him when they have the advantage, wearing him down and punishing him when they the chance, this could play a huge advantage for the finish of this match, as Demon lifts Crash up and HURLS HIM FULL FORCE INTO THE CAGE WALL!! THE BODY OF CRASH GETS HURLED INTO THE CAGE WALL!! THE CAGE WALL LITERALLY SHOOK WITH FORCE AS CRASH WAS HURLED INTO THE CAGE WALL!! …

Kawajai: Crash is totally defenceless, it’s two on one and he’s been destroyed by Demon and DEDEDE, who pick him back up and ONCE AGAIN HURL HIM FULL FORCE INTO THE CAGE WALL, THIS TIME FACE FIRST!!! RIGHT INTO THAT CAGE WALL!! AND AGAIN, ZACK CRASH AGAIN SENT INTO THE CAGE WALL!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! CRASHES FACE IS REPEATEDLY DRIVEN INTO THAT CAGE WALL BY DARK DEMON AND MR.DEDEDE!!

( ‘’Dream On’’ by Aerosmith plays as Xavier Williams runs down to the cage )

Deadprez: HERE COMES MR.CASH IN THE VAULT HIMSELF!! XAVIER QUICKLY ENTERS THE WAR GAMES, NOW EVENING THE ODDS FOR THE NEXT THREE MINUTES AS HE JUST RUNS PAST MR.DEDEDE AND ATTACKS DARK DEMON!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS AND DARK DEMON ARE LOCKED INSIDE THIS WAR GAMES AND XAVIER PROMISED, VOWED UPON HIMSELF, TO END DARK DEMONS CAREER TONIGHT!! XAVIER HAMMERS DEMON WITH FISTS, SEVERAL HARD FISTS AS DARK DEMON LAYS INTO XAVIER WILLIAMS! DEMON AND WILLIAMS FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER IN THE CORNER, AS DEDEDE IS HAMMERING CLOSED FISTS INTO THE FACE OF ZACK CRASH!! DEDEDE HAS THE DEFENCELESS CRASH DOWN AS DEMON KNEES XAVIER IN THE MID-SECTION AND RAMS HIM INTO THE CAGE WALL!! DEMON SENDING FISTS INTO XAVIER AND SPINS …ROLLING ELBOW INTO XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! BUT XAVIER DUCKS, AS DEMON ELBOWS THE CAGE WALL!!! DEMON IS CLUTCHING HIS ELBOW IN PAIN AS XAVIER SPINS HIM AROUND, NAILING HIM WITH A DDT!!!

Kawajai: Xavier now laying into Demon but DEDEDE grabs him, pulling him in for a VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!! BUT XAVIER FLOATS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET, GRABBING DEDEDE AND NAILING A HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER!!! DEDEDE hits the mat as Xavier lifts himself to his feet, checking on the still downed Zack Crash, Crash really may have been out of it as Xavier sees Dark Demon getting to his feet and grabs him, throwing him into the opposing ring as Demon quickly gets to his feet but XAVIER SPRINGBOARDS ONTO THE TOP ROPES AND LEAPS OFF ONTO DEMON’S SHOULDERS, CONNECTING WITH A TORANDO DDT SLAMMING DEMON’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!!! Xavier lays into Demon, with those right hands but DEDEDE grabs him and HAMMERS INTO XAVIER WITH THOSE HUGE HAYMAKERS!!! BIGTIME GIANT HAYMAKERS BY MR.DEDEDE!!! XAVIER STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AS DEDEDE LAYS INTO HIM, DEDEDE whips him into the ropes, Xavier comes flying back as DEDEDE WITH THE CLOTHESLINE!!!

Stew-O: BUT XAVIER DUCKS IT AS HE HITS OFF THE OPPOSING ROPES AND LAYS INTO DEDEDE WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY!! BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS!!! DEDEDE THROWS XAVIER ONTO HIS ARMS, LOOKING FOR A FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM!!! BUT XAVIER SMASHES HIS KNEES INTO THE HEAD OF DEDEDE!!! XAVIER LEAPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OFF DEDEDE AND CONNECTS WITH A CODEBREAKER ON DEDEDE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! XAVIER JUST NAILED MR.DEDEDE WITH THE CODEBREAKER, THE MOVE OF Y2IMPACT WHO’S IN THE CORNER OF TEAM CRASH TONIGHT!!! THE RIVAL OF MR.DEDEDE!!!!

( ‘’The Collapse’’ by Adeltias Way plays as Ryan Savage walks down to the ring with a trolley filled with weapons )

Kawajai: Here comes Ryan, carrying a trolley filled with various weapons, such as chairs, barbed wire boards, STOP signs, and much more! Ryan is dumping all those weapons into the first ring and enters, slamming the door shut as Xavier is getting to his fee—BUT RYAN SLAMS THAT STOP SIGN OVER THE HEAD OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! THESE TWO HAD AN ABSOLUTE WAR ON VOLTAGE LAST WEEK AND RYAN’S CONTINUING IT, SMACKING THAT STOP SIGN OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON XAVIER!!! Ryan grabs Xavier and TOSSES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! XAVIER HITS THE CAGE FACE FIRST!!! Xavier stumbles as Ryan drops the STOP sign and PULLS XAVIER IN — SNAP DDT ONTO THE STOP SIGN!!! THE HEAD OF XAVIER WILLIAMS IS SENT CRASHING INTO THAT STOP SIGN!!! Ryan gets to his feet, enjoying the damage done to Xavier but ZACK CRASH IS ON HIS KNEES AND LOW BLOWS RYAN FROM BEHIND!!!! THE LOW BLOW BY ZACK CRASH TO RYAN SAVAGE AND CRASH CRAWLS TO THAT PILE OF WEAPONS, PICKING UP A STEEL CHAIR AS HE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE SPINE OF RYAN SAVAGE!!!

Deadprez: Ryan goes straight down to the mat, clutching his back in pain as Crash keeps that chair in hand ….Dark Demon is lifting himself up to his feet BUT CRASH THROWS THE CHAIR AT THE FACE OF DEMON!!!! CRASH JUST THREW THE CHAIR AND THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR JUST CONNECTED INTO THE FACE OF DEMON!!! DEMON STAGGERS ON HIS FEET AS CRASH SWIFTLY PICKS UP THE STOP SIGN, BREAKING IT OVER DEMONS HEAD!!! THE STOP SIGN IS BROKEN OVER DEMON’S HEAD!!! Dark Demon goes down onto the mat, clutching his head in pain as Crash is staggering himself, still hurt from earlier and Dark Demon is BUSTED OPEN from that edge of the chair connecting into his chest, although knowing this psychopath he probably enjoys that aspect BUT DEDEDE BLINDSIDES CRASH!!! DEDEDE gets Crash in the ropes, sending body shots into him but Crash SMASHES DEDEDE IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM!!! DEDEDE WITH ANOTHER!!! THE TWO CAPTAINS UNLOADING ON EACH OTHER!!!

Stew-O: BUT RYAN SAVAGE GETS TO HIS FEET, GRABBING A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT FROM THAT PIT OF WEAPONS HE BROUGHT IN AND SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT INTO THE SPINE OF ZACK CRASH!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THE BARBED WIRE CUTS INTO THE SPINE OF ZACK CRASH!!!! AS RYAN DROPS THE BARBED WIRE BAT ONTO THE MAT, THE SAVAGE RYANS PULL CRASH TOGETHER AND CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! THEY JUST HIT A SUPLEX ON ZACK CRASH ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! THE SPINE OF CRASH HAS THAT BARBED WIRE BAT CAUGHT ON HIS BACK!!! Dark Demon lifts Xavier up to his feet and RAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!! TEAM DEDEDE USING THE NUMBERS GAME TO THEIR FULL ADVANTAGE ONCE MORE!!!! THE FACE OF XAVIER GETTING CRUSHED INTO THAT STEEL CAGE AND XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BY DARK DEMON!!!!

( ‘’Firewall’’ by Les Friction plays as Alex Anderson runs out to the Cage )

Deadprez: Here comes Toronto’s own Alex Anderson, who has friends and family in the crowd tonight cheering him on! Alex storms into the war games, making both teams having equal numbers again, Alex HAMMERS Dark Demon with fists before charging at the Savage Ryans, Alex and Ryan hammering fists at each other in the middle of the first ring as Dark Demon throws Williams into the second charge, giving himself the entire ring to attack Williams …DEDEDE kicks Alex in the mid-section and whips him off the ropes as THE SAVAGE RYANS GO FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON ALEX ANDERSON!!! WHO DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, SWINGING IT INTO THE SPINE OF MR.DEDEDE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, THE BARBED WIRE PIERCING INTO THE SKIN OF MR.DEDEDE!!! DEDEDE YELLS OUT IN PAIN AS RYAN KICKS ALEX IN THE MID-SECTION, HAMMERING HIM WITH FISTS BEFORE PULLING HIM IN!!!! DARKER THAN BLACK!!! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!!! NO!!!! ALEX STOPS RYAN FROM LIFTING HIM UP AND BACKBODY DROPS RYAN SAVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DIRECTLY INTO THE SECOND RING WITH DEMON AND XAVIER …

Kawajai: Dark Demon is STOMPING viciously on Xavier, grabbing one of those weapons in the barbed wire board, setting it down on the mat, Dark Demon has that barbed wire board in place …AS HE LIFTS XAVIER WILLIAMS UP TO HIS FEET, DEATH!!!! IS!!!! WELCOME!!!!! ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!!! THE ROLLING CUTTER!!!!!! DARK DEMON JUST SENT XAVIER WILLIAMS INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THAT WAS BRUTAL, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!!!!! DEMON AND XAVIER ARE LAYING IN THAT BARBED WIRE BOARD, THE BARBED WIRE CUTTING, PIERCING, INTO THEIR SKINS, JESUS CHRIST!!!! BOTH OF THEM ARE DEAD, BOTH OF THEM HAVE TO BE DEAD!!!! …Alex is getting to his feet, grabbing Ryan Savage AND SMASHING HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! Ryan is staggered by the ropes as Alex charges and NAILS A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE FACE, TAKING DOWN RYAN!!!

Stew-O: DEDEDE though quickly pouncing on Alex, laying shots into him but CRASH DIGS HIS NAILS INTO THE CUTS ON THE SPINE OF MR.DEDEDE FROM THAT BARBED WIRE!!!! DEAD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! DEDEDE IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS ALEX AND CRASH WORK ON MR.DEDEDE, DOUBLE TEAMING HIM!!! Alex grabs that steel chair, opening it up as he grabs DEDEDE — SENDING DEDEDE HEAD FIRST ONTO THE OPENED CHAIR WITH A DDT!!! OH MY LORD, THE HEAD OF DEDEDE JUST BOUNCED OFF THE OPEN CHAIR AS ALEX HOLDS HIS HEAD DOWN AS CRASH RUNS OFF THE ROPES – NAILING A LEAPING LEGDROP ON THE HEAD OF MR.DEDEDE, PUTTING HIM HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE CHAIR!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGTHY!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY KANG, THE HEAD OF MR.DEDEDE GOES THROUGH THE CHAIR BY INCREDIBLE TEAMWORK BY ALEX ANDERSON AND ZACK CRASH!!!!

( ‘’Sound of Madness’’ by Shinedown plays as Crimson Mask runs out to the ring )

Deadprez: OH BOY!!! HERE COMES TORONTO’S OWN CRIMSON MASK!!! Crimson enters the cage, quickly running past Alex and Crash as HE SPRINGBOARDS TO THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO BOTH MEN!!! CRIMSON MASK TAKES OUT ALEX ANDERSON AND ZACK CRASH!!! BAH GAWD KANG!!! Crimson Mask lifts himself to his feet, looking through the weapons Ryan brought in with that trolley, Crimson Mask is unsatisfied with the weapons at his disposable and is …he’s asking for the actual trolley on the outside! The officials are actually unlocking the cage door and bringing in the empty trolley to Crimson Mask, what the hell is he gonna do with this?!?! Crimson Mask sticks Alex Anderson into the trolley, Anderson’s body is literally in the trolley as Crimson Mask BEGINS TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE …WHAT THE HELL IS HE GONNA DO NOW!?!? BUT CRIMSON MASK REACHES UP AND GRABS THE CHAIN LINK OF THE ROOF OF THE CAGE AND BEGINS USING IT TO CLIMB HIMSELF TO THE CENTER OF THE RING ON THE ROOF, CRIMSON MASK IS HANGING 15FT HIGH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ON THE ROOF, UNDERNEATH ALEX ANDERSON WHO’S BODY IS DUMPED IN THAT TRASH CAN, WHAT THE HELL IS CRIMSON MASK GONNA DO ….

Kawajai: CRIMSON KILL!!!!!!!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP 15 FT FROM THE ROOF OF THE CAGE ONTO ALEX ANDERSON IN THE TROLLEY!!!!!! CRIMSON MASK JUST SENT ALEX ANDERSON RIGHT THROUGH THE TROLLEY!!!!! CRIMSON MASK AND ALEX ANDERSON WENT THROUGH THE TROLLEY AND THAT TROLLEY HAS BEEN DESTROYED INTO PIECES!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW!!!! I’M ….I’M STUNNED!!!! I’M LITERALLY STUNNED AT WHAT CRIMSON MASK JUST DID, HE JUST DESTROYED ALEX ANDERSON IN POSSIBLY THE MOST UNIQUE WAY THAT I’VE EVER SEEN!!!! IF ALL MEMBERS OF ALL TEAMS WERE IN, THIS WOULD PROBABLY BE OVER BUT THE MATCH CONTINUES, THAT WAS HONESTLY INCREDIBLE BY CRIMSON MASK!!!!! Alex Anderson is MOTIONLESS in the broken wreckage of that trolley, Crimson Mask is rolling in pain, I’m in awe of what we just seen right there. Dark Demon is climbing out of that broken wreckage, as Xavier is out of the barbed wire board, Xavier is bleeding from his face, from his body now, as Demon RIPS OFF PARTS OF THE BARBED WIRE WITH HIS BARE HANDS, BLOOD COMING OUT OF DEMONS HAND WHO DOESN’T SEEM REMOTELY CONCERNED AS HE WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE THROAT OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! DARK DEMON IS STRANGLING XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH THE BARBED WIRE STRING!!!! OH MY DEAR GOD, HE’S TRYING TO KILL XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! HE’S ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL XAVIER WILLIAMS HERE!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT CRASH SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE SPINE OF DARK DEMON!!!! DEMON RELEASES THE HOLD ON XAVIER, WHO DROPS TO THE MAT IN PAIN, AS CRASH SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON!!!!! AND DEMON FALLS INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!! DARK DEMON JUST COLLAPSED INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD, THE BARBED WIRE PIERCING INTO HIS BACK, INTO HIS SHOULDERS, INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND LEGS!!!! AND CRASH IS STANDING OVER HIM WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND SWINGS IT INTO THE TORSO OF DARK DEMON, PIERCING HIS WHOLE BODY FURTHER INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, DARK DEMON CANNOT DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THOSE BARBED WIRE BAT SHOTS AS HE IS STUCK IN THAT BARBED WIRE, HE’S GETTING BARBED WIRE BACK AND FRONT, THIS IS BRUTAL, BEYOND EXTREME TO THE VERY MEANING!!!! BUT RYAN SAVAGE NAILS ZACK CRASH WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAR BY RYAN SAVAGE CONNECTS INTO ZACK CRASH!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!!! BAH GAWD, BAH GAWDDD!!!!!!!

( ‘’Eyes Closed’’ by BADBADNOTGOOD plays a Tyler Parker slowly makes his way down to the ring with bandages on his head )

Kawajai: You gotta admire the HEART of Tyler Parker to compete in this match after that assault by Aren Mstislav, Tyler enters War Games as Ryan is getting back to his feet and TYLER LAYS INTO HIM WITH FISTS!!!! HUGE HAYMAKERS BY TYLER PARKER, WHO SEEMS PISSED OFF AT THE EARLIER ASSAULT!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO RYAN SAVAGE BY TYLER PARKER!!!! RYAN STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO THE ROPES, TYLER CLOTHESLINES RYAN SAVAGE INTO THE SECOND RING!!!! Tyler Parker is one pissed off man, as he grabs that broken wreckage of the trolley, Tyler Parker has a broken piece of a trolley in his hand as Ryan is lifting himself up BUT TYLER THROWS THE BROKEN PIECE OF THE TROLLEY INTO THE FACE OF RYAN SAVAGE, WHO GOES DOWN!!!! RYAN IS DOWN NOW!!!!! CLUTCHING HIS FACE IN PAIN BUT LOOK!!!!! MR.DEDEDE SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE SKULL OF TYLER PARKER FROM BEHIND!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGTHY!!!!! BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD!!!! TYLER SLUMPS INTO THE ROPES, THAT INJURED HEAD OF HIS ALREADY PLAYING A PART AGAINST HIS BIGGEST RIVAL AS DEDEDE CHARGES AND DRIVES THE END OF THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF TYLER PARKER!!!!!

Deadprez: Tyler falls into the opposite ring, clutching his head in pain as DEDEDE enters the second ring, absolutely no fear from this man as he LAYS CLOSED FISTS INTO THE INJURED HEAD OF TYLER PARKER!!!! DEDEDE JUST HAMMERING AWAY AT TYLERS INJURY, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD FROM MR.DEDEDE!!! BUT LOOK XAVIER WILLIAMS IS ON HIS FACE, HIS BODY COVERED IN BLOOD AFTER THAT DEATH IS WELCOME INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD AS HE GRABS MR.DEDEDE INTO A WAIST LOCK — GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST GERMAN SUPLEX’D MR.DEDEDE INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!! DEDEDE QUICKLY ROLLS OFF THE BARBED WIRE BOARD, CLUTCHING HIS BACK IN PAIN!!!! THAT WAS BRUTAL, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL BY MR.CASH IN THE VAULT!!!

( ‘’I Stand Alone’’ by Godsmack plays as Johnny Ventura makes his way down to the ring, checking out the cage in the process )

Stew-O: Here comes Johnny Ventura, the man who returned to join Team DEDEDE, and he enters War Games, quickly attacking Xavier! Johnny Ventura and Xavier Williams exchanging fists! Williams shoots Ventura into the ropes but VENTURA SPRINGBOARDS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, COMING BACK WITH A CROSSBODY INTO WILLIAMS!!! BUT WILLIAMS SIDE-STEPS IT BUT VENTURA ADJUSTS LANDING ON HIS FEET AND NAILING A PELE KICK ON WILLIAMS!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM BY JOHNNY VENTURA!!! Crimson Mask is getting to his feet, along with Zack Crash, Crimson Mask grabs a second steel chair from that pile of weapons, opening it up as he runs off the ropes AND RUNS ONTO THE OPENED STEEL CHAIR –USING IT AS A SPRINGBOARD AS HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPES INTO THE OPPOSING RING AND FLOORS CRASH WITH A DROPKICK SENDING HIM INTO THE STEEL CAGE WALL!!!!

Kawajai: Crash goes down as Mask is up, Ventura is smirking but ALEX BEHIND HIM GRABS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, SWINGING IT INTO THE GROIN OF JOHNNY VENTURA!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD, ALEX ANDERSON JUST SWUNG THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE GROIN OF JOHNNY VENTURA!!!! VENTURA IS IN WORLDS OF PAIN AS XAVIER PULLS HIM IN!!!! REVERSE STO ONTO THE BROKEN TROLLEY!!!!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS PULLING OFF ANOTHER JAW-DROPPING MOVE AS JOHNNY IS DRIVEN INTO THE BROKEN TROLLEY!!!!

Deadprez: BAH GAWD KANG!!!!! BAH GAWD KANG!!!! BUT DARK DEMON ATTACKS XAVIER FROM BEHIND!!!! DEMON DRENCHED IN BLOOD FROM THAT BARBED WIRE ASSAULT FROM CRASH!!!! DEMON LAYS INTO XAVIER, BUT XAVIER LAYS INTO HIM!!! BOTH MEN UNLOADING ON EACH OTHE—-

( ‘’Smells like Teen Spirit’’ by Nirvana plays as Diamond Cage walks out onto the stage, wearing a skull mask around his mouth )

Stew-O: HERE COMES POSSIBLY THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH IN EAW AND THE MAN MADE FOR WAR GAMES; DIAMOND CAGE!!!! CAGE IS COMING DOWN HERE BUT LOOK AT THIS!!!!! DEDEDE IS GRABBING THAT DOOR, BLOCKING CAGE FROM ENTERING THE CAGE!!!!! MR.DEDEDE IS REFUSING TO LET DIAMOND CAGE, HIS ARCH ENEMY INTO WAR GAMES!!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS TRYING TO GET IN BUT DEDEDE IS HOLDING ONTO THE LOCK IN THE CAGE, HOLDING ONTO THE DOOR, DEDEDE IS NOT LETTING CAGE IN!!! THIS SON OF A BITCH!!!!! BUT DEDEDE GETS SPUN AROUND!!!!!!!! KICK TO THE MID-SECTION!!!!! BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER ON MR.DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! WAS THAT BY ….CRIMSON MASK!?!?!?!! CRIMSON MASK JUST BRAINBUSTERED MR.DEDEDE, AS DIAMOND CAGE IS NOW ENTERING THE WAR GAMES!!! CRIMSON MASK IS STOMPING ALL OVER ON MR.DEDEDE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!?!?! THAT’S HIS OWN TEAM PARNTER, CRIMSON MASK IS COMPLETELY DESTROYING MR.DEDEDE HERE!!!!! WWEFAN IS TRYING TO GET THEM TO REOPEN THE DOOR, AS CRIMSON MASK IS UNMASKING, CRIMSON MASK IS PULLING OFF HIS MASK ….

Kawajai: THAT’S ….THAT’S ,….THAT’S …..I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO THAT IS!!!!!

Deadprez: WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY!?!?!?! I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM IN MY LIFE!!!! CRIMSON MASK JUST DID A DOUBLE JOB ON MR.DEDEDE, AS CRIMSON MASK IS LEAVING THE CAGE, WWEFAN IS LOSING IT!

WWEFan: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!

Stew-O: CRIMSON MASK SUCKER PUNCHES WWEFAN!!!! I’M LOST FOR WORDS, WHAT IS HAPPENING, WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS GOING ON HERE, WHY DID CRIMSON MASK JUST BETRAY HIS OWN TEAM!?!?! Crash is on his feet, smirking as Cage GRABS DARK DEMON AND FLINGS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE OPEN DOOR AND DOWN CRASHING ONTO THE RAMP!!!! Xavier is on his feet as HE CHARGES THROUGH THE DOOR AND FLIES WITH A DIVING 450 SPLASH OUT OF THE DOOR AND INTO DARK DEMON ON THE RAMP!!!!! Diamond Cage reaches into his boot, PULLING OUT A FORK AS HE STABS RYAN SAVAGE IN THE FOREHEAD SEVERAL TIMES WITH IT, BUSTING HIM OPEN BIG TIME!!!! TYLER IS GETTING TO HIS FEET, ALONG WITH ALEX AS THEY LIFT VENTURA UP, DOUBLE SUPLEX ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! TEAM DEDEDE AT A MAJOR DISADVANTAGE, IT’S FOUR ON FIVE ALTHOUGH DEDEDE IS BARELY MOVING, IT’S LIKE THREE ON FIVE!!!

Kawajai: Williams looks underneath the ring, and he ….OH MY GOD!!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!! HE PULLS OUT DARK DEMONS RAILROAD SPIKE, YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS, HE REALLY MEANT IT WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GONNA FINISH DARK DEMON TONIGHT!!!! DARK DEMON IS ON HIS KNEES, AS XAVIER, A BLOODY MESS HAS THE RAILROAD SPIKE IN HAND, DARK DEMON STARING AT H—

( A scrambled picture appears on the screen with a tied up and kidnapped from last week Tarah Nova, strapped to a chair )

Collin Lightening: Hey Xavier, I just wanted you to see what we did to your pal Tarah, last week …( camera shows up close several cuts and scars on Tarah’s body, who’s struggling to break free )

Collin Lightening *laughing and pulls out a railroad spike as Tarah continues to struggle*: I’ll leave the rest to your imagination …

Deadprez: THE VIDEO ENDS WITH XAVIER IN SHOCK AS DARK DEMON SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET, ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS INTO XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!! XAVIER GOES DOWN ON THE RAMP, AS DARK DEMON LIFTS HIM UP AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE STEEL CAGE, DRAGGING XAVIER WITH HIM …WHERE IS HE GOING??? IN THE RING, DIAMOND CAGELIFTS RYAN SAVAGE U—RYAN GRABS A PIZZA SLICER FROM THOSE PILE OF WEAPONS, SLICING CAGE RIGHT ACROSS THE STOMACH WITH THE PIZZA SLICER!!!!! BLOOD IS GUSHING FROM HIS MID-SECTION THANKS TO PIZZA SLICER, HOLY SHIT!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS LOOKING AT HIS STOMACH PUMPING BLOOD AT A RAPID RATE, THIS ISN’T GOOD, THIS ISN’T GOOD AT ALL!!!!

Stew-O: Tyler though SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE HEAD OF RYAN SAVAGE!!!! TYLER DROPS THE BAT AS HE PULLS HIM IN — ACROSS THE PARK!!!! ON THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!!!!! A ROLLING CUTTER ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!! THAT WAS INSANE, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!! Alex Anderson grabs the barbed wire board, grabbing a bottle of lighter fluid and POURING THE LIGHTER FLUID ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD, OH GOD NO!!!! ALEX GRABS A LIGHT BUT JOHNNY VENTURA FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! THE FACE OF ALEX ANDERSON GETS DRIVEN INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!! THE BARBED WIRE IS PIERCING INTO THE FACE OF ALEX ANDERSON!!!!

Kawajai: On the top of the cage, Dark Demon grabs Xavier onto his shoulders by the edge …OH NO!!!!!! PSYCHO DRIVER OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!! IF DEMON HITS THIS XAVIER WILLIAMS IS NO DOUBT DEAD, BUT XAVIER IS NAILING HIM WITH ELBOWS, SEVERAL ELBOWS, FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE AS HE DROPS OFF DEMONS SHOULDERS – RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ON TOP OF THE CAGE!!! Diamond Cage is bleeding a puddle of blood in the ring from that pizza slicer, Diamond Cage gets to his feet as Johnny Ventura NAILS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! BUT CAGE SPITS IN HIS FACE AND FLOORS HIM WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!! Ventura is rocked, Cage grabs the lighter from Alex, pulling him off the barbed and DROPS THE LIGHTER DOWN ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD, AS IT ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!!!!!

Deadprez: DIAMOND CAGE LIFTS VENTURA UP, LOOKING FOR A DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!!! BUT DEDEDE IN ONE LAST DITCH SPEARS CAGE!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE OUT OF NOWHERE JUST SPEARED DIAMOND CAGE!!! DEDEDE IS EXHAUSTED, BEATEN DOWN, JUST LIKE CRASH FROM STARTING THIS HELL ON EARTH MATCH AND THAT ASSAULT BY CRIMSON MASK, BUT TYLER PARKER QUICKLY LIFTS DEDEDE UP —ACROSS THE PARK!!!!! ACROSS THE PARK ON DEDEDE BY TYLER PARKER!!!! TYLER GETS TO HIS FEET BUT JOHNNY SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO HIS MID-SECTION!!!!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! JOHNNY DROPS THE BARBED WIRE BAT, DDTING TYLER FACE FIRST, HEAD FIRST ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!!!

Stew-O: Johnny is climbing to the top rope, no doubt his balls are bleeding after Alex Anderson swinging barbed wire into them …AND JOHNNY IS GONNA PUT AWAY TYLER RIGHT HERE!!!! BUT CAGE, OUT OF ADRENALINE, HOPS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE, GRABBING JOHNNY — DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!! WOW, WOW, WOW, BOTH MEN WENT INTO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE SUFFERING THREE DEGREE BURNS – OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!!!

Kawajai: Dark Demon and Xavier on top of the cage, sending shots into each other AS DEMON SPINS FOR A ROLLING ELBOW!!! BUT XAVIER DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, KICKING DEMON IN THE MID-SECTION AND LIFTING HIM IN THE AIR …BRAINBUSTER!!!!!!!! THEY GO THROUGH THE CAGE AND THROUGH THE RING!!!!!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST SENT HIMSELF AND DARK DEMON THROUGH THE FUCKING CAGE ROOF AND RING!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAYING IN A HOLE IN THE RING, UNDER THE RING, THE REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, WE NEED A WINNER …SOMEBODY IS COMING THROUGH THE HOLE, ONE OF THEM IS CLIMBING UP THROUGH THE HOLE …IT’S XAVIER WILLIAMS, HE’S DRAGGING A KNOCKED OUT DARK DEMON WITH HIM!!! IT’S OVER!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here are your winners …TEAM CRASH!!!!!

Stew-O: I HAVE NEVER ….SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT MATCH.

Ring Announcer: As per stipulations agreed prior to the match ….ZACK CRASH IS THE NEW EAW CHAIRMAN!!!

( Zack Crash is handed a microphone as Team Crash celebrate in the ring )

Zack Crash: I wanna say thank you fellas, you did it, you’re heroes. Alexander The Great, Tyler Parker, Diamond Cage, Xavier Williams and hey, I guess Crimson Mask too, THANK YOU.

Zack Crash: Just me, CHANGE will happen in EAW, this is a new era, a NEW DAWN IN EAW!

Zack Crash: Ya know …Kaizer Soze once said ‘’the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist’’ ….well you’re looking right at him.

**BANG**

Kawajai: WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Y2IMPACT’S RIOT POLICE JUST ATTACKED TEAM CRASH!!!! Y2IMPACT SHUTS THE CAGE DOOR, LOCKING IT AS CRASH LAUGHS, AS THE RIOT POLICE IS ATTACKING BOTH TEAM DEDEDE AND TEAM CRASH!!!! THEY ARE USING NIGHT STICKS, TASER GUNS, WHAT IS HAPPENING??

Stew-O: THE EAW ROSTER IS FLOODING OUT HERE, TRYING TO STOP THIS BUT MORE RIOT POLICE ARE ATTACKING THEM!!!! THIS IS CHAOS!!!! THE ROSTER IS BEING BEATEN DOWN BY THE RIOT POLICE, I’M STILL …I’M STILL STUNNED!!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING, EVERYBODY IS BEING BEATEN DOWN BY THE RIOT POLICE!!!!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT, SOMEBODY HAS TO STOP THIS, WHAT HAS CRASH DONE!?!?!!

Deadprez: HE’S CONNED US ALLL!!! CRASH HAS CONNED EAW BUT WHY!?!?! WHY HAS CRASH DONE THIS!?!?!

**More riot police continue attacking the roster with night-sticks, tasers as the crowd looks on in disbelief as Zack Crash laughs*

Zack Crash: I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF AND ALL YOU STUPID MINDLESS IDIOTS FELL FOR IT!

**Nobody can defend themselves, the rings drenched in blood, the roster is beaten on the ramp and stage, in the crowd, by ringside, even the commentators are taken out by the riot police**

Zack Crash: AND I’M GONNA WATCH EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING BURN TO THE GROUND!

( EAW logo buzzes )

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