New Breed Championship #1 Contender Shock Collar Battle Royal
Chris DeLion vs Randy Reaume vs Happy Manny vs The Nas vs J.P. Caliban vs James Knight vs Zach Genesis vs Alexander Zeus vs Troy Archello vs Jordan Ciserano vs Lukka Avetisyan vs Pantera Negra vs Kaol Wake III vs Hannibal Krane vs Bryan Rodgers
(EAW Intro plays)
Zack Crash: You know that feeling in the air? That electricity?
(A dark room with an electric chair is shown as Zack Crash’s voice can be heard in the background)
Zack: That’s not excitement… That electricity isn’t what you think it is. You’ve been mistaken.
(The camera slowly zooms in on the electric chair)
Zack: You never listened, did you? Tonight… Tonight is not a celebration. Tonight is a burial. Tonight is a funeral. Tonight is, in fact, the very last night of Extreme.
(Second-long clips are cut to of people being put through tables and barbed wire and fire and thumbtacks and glass and other weapons as they scream in excruciating pain)
Zack: You’ve become accustomed to the taste of filth, because that’s all you’ve ever been fed. Answers Championship Wrestling…. Classic Wrestling Federation… LEGION of Extraordinary Wrestlers…. One by one, they ALL fall, eventually. And what remains standing?
(The camera comes in closer on the electric chair)
Zack: Extreme…. Answers…. Wrestling. Their monopoly has become a breeding ground for fools who know nothing better than barbaric and savage fighting as if this were the coliseums of Rome. I should know; I was born in this filth, but you see… That is where the similarities between myself and everyone else ends, because I crawled OUT of it.
(More clips of more competitors being put through pain are shown)
Zack: And now? Now I intend to eradicate that filth once and for all. Enjoy your last taste tonight, junkies, because you ALL go cold turkey when the clock strikes midnight on this horrific cinderella story of your’s. Hey, you had a good run! Cherish that! Tell yourself that it meant something; whatever it takes to keep you sane in my new World. Just know…
(The electric chair is shown up close and personal)
Zack: That electricity in the air isn’t because of you. It’s because of me. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the electricity that will be coursing through the body of Extreme to dangerous levels until it fries every cell, every bone, every muscle, every tendon, every ounce of its body until its nothing more than a steaming pile of flesh. Your God is dead. It’s time for a new one.
(Zack Crash is shown next to a large switch)
Zack: Enjoy your last night while you can, because the beginning of the end starts now.
(Zack smiles as he grabs the switch and pulls it down as the camera is covered with electricity while “Enemy” by Blue Stahli plays in the background)
(A graphic is shown of the Shock Value logo with “The Last Night of Extreme” being lit up beside it before cutting to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w0Co3L65pA )
(Smoke, the cheering crowd, and “Enemy” fills the arena as the camera cuts to Jake Mercer with Kawajai at the Shock Value announce table)
Kawajai: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE SUPPOSED “LAST NIGHT OF EXTREME”; WELCOME HERE TO THE US AIRWAYS CENTER; SOLD OUT HERE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA!! THIS PACKED EAW CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AND READY TO SEE AN EPIC SHOW THAT ONLY VOLTAGE CAN DELIVER TO THEM!
Mercer: OF ALL OF THE RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT THAT SPILLS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, KAWAJAI, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE MOST TRUTHFUL! I’ll try to stop screaming at the top of my lungs and save my voice for more important matters, but nonetheless, we’ve got a GREAT show ready for you all tonight and I absolutely can’t wait!
Kawajai: That’s right; such as our main event where we’ll see Jacob Senn defend his EAW Championship against Scott Diamond in perhaps the Champion’s greatest challenge yet!
Mercer: And more than that; we’ve got an epic 6-man High Voltage match between two dominant alliances, the crowning of a Pure Champion, and what is sure to be a brutal bout between Diamond Cage and Xavier Williams!
Kawajai: Well let’s not stall any further and get straight to this great action as we’ve got what’s sure to be an awesome encounter for the New Breed Championship!
(“Civil War” by Guns N’ Roses plays all throughout the arena as a focused Lochlan Rossdale makes his way out to the stage in pink and black attire and alongside Quality Control.. Lochlan tells Quality Control to stay out of this before making his way down the ramp while they go backstage)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall, is an Electric Ropes Match, and is FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. First, the challenger, making his way to the ring… From Ottawa, Ontario, Canada!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. HE IS “THE PROFESSIONAL”…. LOCHLAN ROOOOOSSSSSSDDDDDAAALLLLEEEEE!!!….
Mercer: Can you smell that, Kawa? That’s not just your ridiculous body order; it’s the smell of this man’s time having finally arrived! Lochlan Rossdale has worked long and hard for this moment, and I personally think that right here tonight in the US Airways Center, we are going to see Jamie O’Hara tap out to this man and we will crown a NEW New Breed Champion.
(“The Awakening” by COPIA plays all throughout the arena as Jamie O’Hara makes his way out to the stage in a custom vest and red and black attire on with his New Breed Championship wrapped around his waist as he high-fives fans on his way to the ring)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Sydney, Australia!…. Weighing in at 215 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…. “TOMORROWS LEGEND”…. JAMIE O’HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!….
Kawajai: Look up “impressive” in the dictionary and you’re bound to find this young man’s face. Regardless how you may feel about him, Jake, Jamie has proven time and time again why he’s the future of this company, and tonight may very well be no different. Nonetheless, I look forward to seeing what these two can do.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: The bell has rung and this electric ropes match is now officially under way as both competitors slowly but surely make their way towards one another into the middle of the ring… Lochlan inviting Jamie to lock up… Looks as though Jamie will comply… Both men lock hands–But almost immediately, Lochlan turns it on Jamie as he weaves under the arm and catches him in a hammerlock! Jamie doing all he can to turn this around on Lochlan here… He tries for an elbow to the face of Lochlan, but nobody’s home… Jamie forces himself forward and simply rolls through the hammerlock as Lochlan is sent rolling back to his feet and NEARLY into those electric ropes! He’s got to watch out for–JAMIE WITH A DROPKICK INTO LOCHLAN! LOCHLAN PANICS TO DROP DOWN AND CRAWL AWAY FROM THE ELECTRIC ROPES BEFORE HE COLLIDES WITH THEM! Close call for the challenger! Lochlan looks none too pleased and certainly doesn’t intend to be polite about this anymore as he scrambles to his feet and charges forward!
Kawajai: Jamie catches an oncoming Lochlan with a big dropkick right into the right knee as Lochlan flips completely over and favors the leg in pain! Lochlan trying to get back to to his feet as quickly as possible here, but he’s hindered by the potentially injured leg… JAMIE SWINGS WITH A BIG KICK FOR THE FACE OF LOCHLAN! Nobody’s home as Lochlan ducks the leg and drops Jamie with a double-leg takedown! Lochlan immediately lays into Jamie with a flurry of lefts and rights as the Champion attempts to defend himself! Lochlan grabs a hold of Jamie and slowly drags him up to his feet… He’s got him up in a suplex position! Jamie with a knee down into the skull of Lochlan! He drops down to his feet with Lochlan in his grasp! JAMIE GOES RUNNING OFF OF THOSE ROPES AS HIS FEET MAKE SPARKS SHOOT OFF OF THEM FOR A BIG TORNADO DDT!!! No–Lochlan stops it before it can connect and forces Jamie off! Jamie just BARELY stops himself before going into those dangerous ropes1 LOCHLAN WITH A DROPKICK OF HIS OWN THIS TIME INTO JAMIE AS THE CHAMPION IS SENT BACK-FIRST INTO THOSE ELECTRIC ROPES!! Sparks flying as a badly damaged Jamie O’Hara stumbles forward!
Mercer: DOUBLE-LEG TAKEDOWN! LOCHLAN’S ALREADY LOOKING FOR THE DISTORTION!! JAMIE’S IN GREAT PAIN, BUT HE’S FIGHTING ALL THE SAME AS HE SWINGS FOR LOCHLAN AND STRUGGLES! I don’t think he’ll be able to lock it in! He’s trying! Lochlan drops one leg of Jamie… FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK!!! GREAT STRATEGY ON LOCHLAN’S PART AS HE CATCHES JAMIE IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BUT JUST AS EFFECTIVE SUBMISSION!! IT’S LOCKED IN TIGHT AS JAMIE CRINGES IN PAIN! I DON’T KNOW IF JAMIE CAN EVEN DO ANYTHING! HE CAN’T GO TO THE ROPES! HE EITHER HAS TO ESCAPE OR SIMPLY TAP OUT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! JAMIE’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN AND LOCHLAN JUST INCREASES THE PRESSURE ON THIS FIGURE-FOUR MERCILESSLY! Jamie’s shoulders are down as the Referee goes down to count him!
Kawajai: Jamie gets a shoulder up as he shoots up and nails Lochlan right in the face with a big shot out of nowhere! Another shot connects! LOCHLAN TIGHTENS THE HOLD BEFORE A THIRD CAN CONNECT! JAMIE IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT OVER ON LOCHLAN!! HE COUNTERS IT SUCCESSFULLY AS LOCHLAN ROSSDALE IS NOW THE ONE IN PAIN!! Lochlan quickly breaks away from the hold as it’s now a race between both competitors to get to their feet… Lochlan definitely has the advantage as Jamie is still feeling the effects of those electric ropes and that Figure-Four… Jamie’s up to one knee when Lochlan gets fully up and pulls him up! LOCHLAN LOOKING FOR THE DISTANT HAZE!! Jamie’s not letting the Russian Legsweep connect just yet; he’s fighting! Jamie manages to escape it and sends Lochlan off into the ropes! No–Lochlan counters it into an Irish whip of his own as he sends Jamie into the ropes! JAMIE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND NAILS LOCHLAN WITH A SUCCESSFUL MOONSAULT OUT OF NOWHERE AS SPARKS FLY!!
Mercer: I don’t think that was enough to turn the tide, but it at least bought Jamie some time to do just that as the Champion looks to climb back to his feet… You can see those black marks left on Jamie’s back from those ropes as both men climb back to their feet… JAMIE’S UP FIRST AS HE SWINGS WITH A KICK! It’s blocked by Lochlan who fully gets up and goes around for a waist lock! LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! JAMIE’S FIGHTING IT! HE TURNS IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL! NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT BEFORE LOCHLAN KICKS OUT! Lochlan’s quickly back up to his feet as he charges, but quickly gets caught with a drop toe hold by Jamie! Jamie immediately back up AND DROPS WITH A SENTON LEGDROP! Nobody’s home as Lochlan dodges and grabs the legs of Jamie; flipping over into a pin attempt!!
Kawajai: JAMIE TURNS IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT OF HIS OWN AS HE PULLS LOCHLAN’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH HIS LEGS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!
Mercer: Lochlan rolls out of it–HE’S GOT JAMIE’S LEGS!! LOOKING FOR THE DISTORTION!!!! JAMIE’S FIGHTING IT!! HE MANAGES TO FORCE LOCHLAN COMPLETELY OFF! Lochlan rolls back up to his feet as Jamie manages to somehow complete an impressive kip up! INCOMING LOCHLAN!! Nobody’s home as Jamie dodges and sends Lochlan crashing into the nearest corner! Sparks fly from the ropes as some of Lochlan’s body slightly touches them! JAMIE KNOCKS LOCHLAN LOOPY WITH A YAKUZA KICK OFF THE FACE IN THE CORNER!! Jamie looking to cap it off as he pulls a dazed and confused Lochlan out of the corner… HE’S GOT HIM AS JAMIE RUNS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES FOR A SHIRANUI!!! SLICED BREAD _#2 IS COUNTERED BY LOCHLAN AS HE MANAGES TO DROP JAMIE GROIN FIRST ONTO THE NEAREST TOP ROPE!!! SPARKS FLY FROM THE TOP ROPE AS A PANICKING JAMIE DROPS OFF OF THEM AND FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!! That’s gotta put him in incredible pain! I can’t imagine! Jamie’s literally rolling on the ground in pain here on the outside!
Kawajai: Lochlan’s found himself at a crossroads here; he’s got Jamie exactly where he wants him, but he can’t really capitalize at the risk of hurting himself by going through those electric ropes! Lochlan may need to do something drastic here as Jamie slowly pulls himself up to his feet using our table… Lochlan… He’s climbing to the high rent district?! I think he’s preparing to fly! Jamie’s a sitting duck here on the outside; more in pain than he is focused on what’s going on as Lochlan perches on the top turnbuckle! Jamie’s to his feet! FLYING AXE HANDLE!!! THE SCARLET DAWN!!!! JAMIE O’HARA SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY MEETS AN INCOMING LOCHLAN ROSSDALE WITH A SUPERKICK!!! BOTH MEN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES DOWN AND OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! Jamie still favoring his groin; trying to push through the pain to get back up to his feet and capitalize! He’s got Lochlan precisely where he needs him to claim victory, but he’s been slowed down tremendously by his wounds from the electric ropes! Jamie reaches down and grabs a hold of Lochlan as he gets to his feet… Jamie’s got him up! Lochlan’s fighting back as he pushes Jamie away! LOCHLAN CHARGES! DOWN-UNDER!!! A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST BY JAMIE!! JAMIE QUICKLY PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP AND SENDS A DAMAGED LOCHLAN ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING AS HE’S SHOCKED BY THE ROPES ON HIS WAY IN! Jamie looking to end this!
Mercer: Jamie carefully climbs up to the apron and up to the top turnbuckle as sparks fly underneath his boots! THE’S PERCHED! SERENADE OF ECSTASY!!!! HE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE AWAITING KNEES OF LOCHLAN ROSSDALE!! LOCHLAN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT INTO A CRADLE PIN!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!………Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. . THREE!!!!
Kawajai: JAMIE KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE!! He’s still in this! Jamie scrambles to get back to his feet; favoring his ribs… LOCHLAN PULLS HIS FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! HE’S GOT HIM!! LOCHLAN… TURNS HIM OVER!!! DISTORTION!!!! THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN AND LOCKED IN TIGHT!!! JAMIE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO!! HE’S ONCE AGAIN FOUND HIMSELF LOCKED IN ANOTHER DREADED SUBMISSION AND THIS ONE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE LAST!! LOCHLAN’S ALMOST LOOKING TO SNAP JAMIE!! JAMIE LOOKS AS THOUGH HE MAY TAP…. HE STARTS CRAWLING… AND CRAWLING…. JAMIE REACHES THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE AS HE STARTS USING IT…. HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO! JAMIE… HE USES THE TURNBUCKLE TO HELP HIM OVERPOWER LOCHLAN!! LOCHLAN IS DROPPED DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS JAMIE TURNS IT AROUND!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!! JAMIE WITH A DISTORTION OF HIS OWN!!! HE DRAGS LOCHLAN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, BUT LOOK–LOCHLAN’S ALREADY FIGHTING IT!! HE TURNS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK AND KICKS JAMIE OFF!! Lochlan trying to get back to his feet as quick as possible…
Mercer: HE CHARGES FORWARD! JAMIE CATCHES THE ARM OF LOCHLAN AND DRAGS HIM DOWN!!! JAMIE’S LOOKING FOR THAT OMOPLATA CROSSFACE!!! HE’S ALMOST GOT IT!! LOCHLAN ROLLS THROUGH IT–HE’S GOT THE LEGS OF JAMIE AGAIN!! IF HE CAN LOCK THE DISTORTION BACK IN, HE’S GOT THIS WON!! JAMIE–HE TWISTS HIS LEGS AND PULLS LOCHLAN INTO A ROLL-UP!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!
Kawajai: LOCHLAN KICKS OUT OF IT AS BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! THEY’RE UP!! THE SCARLET DAWN!!!! THAT POWERFUL SUPERKICK CONNECTS AGAIN ON AN UNSUSPECTING LOCHLAN AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET!! A DAZED LOCHLAN STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO THE ELECTRIC ROPES AS SPARKS FLY!! A DAMAGED LOCHLAND STUMBLES FORWARD! A THIRD SCARLET DAWN CONNECTS ON LOCHLAN AS JAMIE DROPS DOWN INTO A COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“The Awakening” by COPA plays all throughout the arena as a relieved and damaged Jamie O’Hara is handed his New Breed Championship)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!….. AND STILLLLLLLL NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!……. JAMIE O’HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!
Mercer: I GUESS I have to give it to Jamie O’Hara on this one; he put up one Hell of a fight and managed to come out on top in the end in another great contest with Lochlan Rossdale, but don’t you DARE doubt Lochlan’s abilities based off of this! He’s got a lot more in him and the potential to be great one day!
Kawajai: I can’t disagree with that; these two just went at it in a GREAT opening bout here tonight at Shock Value. I’d love to see more of these two young guns and congratulations to the Champion, Jamie O’Hara!
(Camera transitions somewhere backstage to Ryan Savage and Diana talking to one another)
Ryan: You heard what I said.
Diana: I’m fine! I’m a big girl; I can be out there with you!
Ryan: No, you being out there is exactly what he wants. He won’t hesitate to use you to make me get myself disqualified. Not gonna happen.
Diana: Ugh… Fine, whatever, do what you want. Just, be careful.
Ryan: I’ll be more than careful. I’m gonna beat his ass tonight. There’s…
(Ryan notices something in the distance)
Ryan: What the Hell is that?
(Ryan and Diana walk over to a room with people in black suits and a casket)
Ryan: …. What’s going on here?
(A man walks up to Ryan)
Man: Hey, I’m glad you could make it. Were you friends of the deceased?
Ryan: The deceased? Who?
(Ryan makes his way over to the casket and shakes his head at what he sees)
Ryan: Are you shitting me?
(Ryan pulls out a roll of barbed wire with an annoyed look on his face)
Ryan: There’s only weapons in this. Is this some kind of joke?
Man: Oh no, sir, this is a visitation service ordered by Mr. Zack Crash, your boss.
Ryan: Of course it was….
(Ryan looks over to see Flashback weeping loudly dressed in all black women’s clothing and a veil covering his face)
Flashback: It was so young! Only seven years old! SEVEN YEARS OLD! What kind of a God would kill a seven year old?! WHY!!!
(The Man puts a hand on Ryan’s shoulder)
Man: Would you like to to leave a message for the deceased Extreme? It might help your grieving.
(Ryan grabs the man’s hand and violently twists it)
Man: Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ryan: A message? Yeah, sure, I’ll leave a message. But I don’t like to write my messages.
(Ryan grabs the man and drives him head-first through the wall of the room as the other attendees of the service gasp in horror)
Ryan: That should be loud and clear enough.
(Ryan and Diana walk off as Flashback is shown violently weeping on his knees)
Flashback: WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!! TAKE ME INSTEAD! TAKE MMMEEEEEE!!
(The camera transitions to the ring with the competitors for the New Breed Number One Contendership Battle Royal are positioned in the ring scattered, with shock collars on)
Mercer: And men from all three brands are standing in the ring now, all awaiting the chance to be the new number one contender to Jamie O’Hara’s New Breed Championship! This one right here is gonna be a great battle, Kawajai, what do you think?
Kawajai: I know one thing, the shit is gonna hit the fan when these men start becoming electrified in the middle of the ring when each competitor gets thrown out! Lets get the worlds largest grill fest started, Jake!!!
(DING DING DING)
Mercer: AND HERE WE GO, FISTS FLYING ON THE LAST NIGHT OF EXTREME HERE! DELION AND RODGERS, NAS AND ARCHELLO, GENESIS AND KAOL WAKE! AND KRANE AND MANNY GOING AT IT! ITS A ALL OUT BRAWL HERE AT SHOWN VALUE WITH THESE MEN!
Kawajai: And Jordan Cisareno and Alexander Zeus throwing bombs at one another here in the far corner! AND HANNIBAL KRANE JUST LAUGHED HAPPY MANNY OVER THE ROPES AND OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!!!
Announcer: Happy Mann has been eliminated!!!
Mercer: And Happy Manny getting a light shock, being the first man to fall here! And I can tell by the end of this thing somebody is gonna get some MAJOR voltage when they hit that floor. And Lukka Avetisyan now hits a mean big boot to the side of Hannibal Kranes head, sending him down to the mat! As Pantera Negra and King Mustafa look on from a neutral corner at what is happening here.
Kawajai: And The Nas is unloading on Archello here by the ropes, AND NAS WITH A RIGHT, AND ANOTHER, AND HE BACKS UP, BLOWS A KISS TO HEAVEN WITH THAT RIGHT HAND…AND A HAYMAKER SENDING TROY OVER THE ROPES DOWN TO RINGSIDE! HES OUTTA HERE, AND BOY IS HE TWITCHING AFTER THAT SHOCK!
Announcer: Troy Archello has been eliminated!
Mercer: Another one out, another notch on that “shock the new guys” meter goes up. And on the other side of the ring you have Alexander Zeus and Jordan Ciserano doubling teaming the big guy, Kaol Wake The Third, over here by the ropes in front of us here. Kawajai. And rights and lefts by both men have Kaol by the ropes, and they back up…CLOTHESLINE TO KAOL! NO1
Kawajai: KAOL WAKE THE THIRD JUST STOOD THERE AND BROKE THROUGH THE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! THIS MAN IS A BEAST! AND HE GRABS BOTH MEN BY THE HEADS NOW AND SLAMS THEM TOGETHER!!! AND KAOL TOSSES JORDAN OVER THE ROPES ONTO THE APRON! AND KAOL WAKE PICKS UP ZEUS AND FALL AWAY SLAMS HIM INTO CISERANO SENDING BOTH OF THEM FLYING TO THE FLOOR!
Announcer: Alexander Zeus and Jordan Ciserano have been eliminated!
Mercer: And both men are frying in front of us, Kawajai, convulsing in agony! Damn I hate to say it, but I missed Extreme on our side of the EAW World, Kawajai, and now we have live electrocutions in front of us here. Hell I am loving it! But back to the action here, as J. P. Caliban has Lukka set up…AND THERES THE SUPERKICK! AND LUKKA AVETISYAN DOWN ON THE MAT HERE! And Bryan Rodgers running from the corner trying to get at Pantera Negra…AND HANNIBAL KRANE JUMPS IN THE WAY AND CATCHES HIM…SILENCE OF THE SHAMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Kawajai: And Krane just flattened the poor boy he starts to pick him up and toss him over the ropes, but the mans dead weight here. And Krane gets him onto his shoulders, looking to just toss him out. And Krane throws him, and hes ou—AND J. P. CALIBAN RUNS AND DROPKICKS HIM OVER TOO!
Announcer: Bryan Rodgers and Hannibal Krane have been eliminated!
Kawajai: DAMN! These guys are really getting shocked out here! That voltage level is over 50% of the maximum im sure at this point, cause Hannibal looks to be out here! And damn, wait a second what’s going on here. It looks like a man is emerging from under the ring! ITS JAMES KNIGHT! WHERE THE HELL HAS HE BEEN THIS WHOLE MATCH?! UNDER THERE?! ITS SNEAKY BUT DAMN ITS SMART! And James Knight is in the ring now! AND KAOL WAKE WITH A MEATHOOK CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM OUT!
Announcer: And James Knight has been eliminated!
Mercer: And that was quick, and look at the man on the ground in front of us, Kawajai! James Knight looks to need some medical attention here! Maybe for the trauma, maybe for the possible broken neck! And Kaol Wake looking to eliminate some more men here, as Chris Delion looks to oppose him! And Randy Reume going for him as well!!! And these two men are pounding away, and we have seen this just not work in the past here! And Kaol Wake just swatting them away! And Kaol with a big boot to Randy sending him down! And a headbutt to Delion!
Kawajai: AND DELION RUNS AND JUMPS, ONLY TO BE CAUGHT BY THE BIG GUY! AND RANDY REUME RUNS ALSO HERE TO TRY AND GET IN ON THIS! AND KAOL JUST PICKS HIM UP ON HIS OTHER SHOULDER! HE IS CARRYING TWO GROWN MEN HERE TOWARDS THE ROPES LOOKING FOR SOME MORE ELIMINATIONS! AND CALIBAN FROM BEHIND JUST TACKLING ALL THE MEN, SENDING KAOL, WITH DELION AND RANDY OVER THE ROPES! THREE ELIMINATIONS FOR ONE!!!
Announcer: Kaol Wake III, Randy Reaume, and Chris Delion have been eliminated!
Mercer: And JP Caliban is in disbelief, looking…AND MUSTAFA JUST SHOUTED AND POINTED…AND PANTERA NEGRA IS ON THE ATTACK GRABBING CALIBAN! AND PANTHER PAIN!!! MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN ON THE POOR MAN! AND PANTERA NEGRA SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES! AND HARD CLOTHESLINE OVER THE ROPES! AND CALIBAN HOLDS ON HERE!!! AND LUKKA UP RUNNING! PANTERA SIDESTEPS SENDING HIM OVER AND OUT OVER J. P.! And Lukka is out, but sunset flipped over Caliban and is hanging on to him…AND ITS SHOCKING HIM, AND CALIBAN WITH FULL FORCE!!! Caliban lets go of the ropes, and Pantera with a weak push sends him down to the floor!
Announcer: Lukka and J. P. Caliban have been eliminated!
Kawajai: And we are down to three here! The Nas, Zach Genesis, and Pantera Negra! All three men deserving of a shot at Jamie, and all three men have seen these other new breed extremists fall victim to the shock collar. Nobody wants that, and nobody wants to lose this match here! And all three men looking at one another, waiting to see who is gonna challenge who. AND GENESIS THROWS A RIGHT HAND AT PANTERA! And Pantera with some chops to the stomach, as Zack keeps coming with rights and lefts! And Nas twists him around here…AND THERES THE GRAND SLAM TO PANTERA NEGRA!!! AND THE NAS JUMPS UP, CATCHES GENESIS RIGHT HAND AND BEGINS LAYING INTO HIM!
Mercer: And The Nas just rocking Zack Genesis with right hands here, and Zack trying to cover up here…And Genesis with a kick to the gut…AND ZACK GENESIS WITH A KICK TO THE STERNUM! AND ZACK BACKING RUNNING OFF THE ROPES LOOKING FOR…ROY SIMMONS PULLED THE ROPE DOWN!!! AND ZACK GENESIS IS GONE!!!
Announcer: Zack Genesis has been eliminated!!!
Kawajai: And The Nas’s own father, Roy, just eliminated Zack. And he realizes what just happened and stands in the face of The Nas father…AND ZACK LOOKS TO THROW A PUNC—AND THE SHOCK COLLAR ACTIVATES DROPPING HIM TO HIS KNEES AS ROY SIMMONS BACKS OFF SMILING!!! And back in the ring The Nas is picking up Pantera Negra here, still woozy from that Grand Slam and moves him closer to the ropes. And The Nas throws him over…but Pantera holds on on the apron!
Mercer: AND THE NAS WITH RIGHTS HERE! PANTERA HOLDING ON! AND NAS WITH THOSE BIG HAYMAKERS TO THE JAW! PANTERA LOOSENING HIS GRIP HERE ON THE ROPES! AND NAS WITH ANOTHER RIGHT…AND PANTERA LETS GO AND FALL TO THE FLOOR BEING SHOCKED AS HE CONVULSES ON THE GROUND, AND MUSTAFA RUNS OVER TO HIS AID AS NEGRA IS OUT!!!
(DING DING DING)
Announcer: And Pantera Negra is eliminated, therefore your winner and Number One Contender for the New Breed Championship!!… THE NAS!!!!!!!
Kawajai: Heck of a Battle Royal between all of these impressive New Breed Division competitors, but it looks like The Nas has come out on top here tonight! And… And speak of the Devil….
(A still damaged Jamie O’Hara makes his way out to the stage with his New Breed Championship in hand)
Mercer: It looks like the Champion has more than welcomed the challenge as Jamie O’Hara seems to have been watching closely despite just having gone through a brutal battle earlier! Should be an interesting match between these two young guns!
(Jamie O’Hara stares down with The Nas as he proudly raises his New Breed Championship in the air)
(Camera transitions backstage to Y2Impact speaking to Sephiroth in his Office when the door suddenly slams open and an angry Lochlan Rossdale rushes in with the straps of his attire down and still visibly damaged from his match)
Lochlan: Impact! Impact, please, I need one more match. Just… Just one more match. I can beat Jamie. I swear to God I can beat him! I was THIS close! I HAD him! I–
(Sephiroth steps in between Impact and Lochlan)
Sephiroth: You had him?
Lochlan: I KNOW I did.
Sephiroth: Then why are you here? Why are you coming here, defeated, and asking for a rematch? If you had him, you should have won. I don’t care how long you’ve been around before you came here. I don’t care how old you are. In this company, you’re still a kid, and you need to know how things work. You lose and you don’t ASK for anything and make excuses like this. You take what you want. Understand? In just a little bit, I’m going to TAKE back the Pure Championship and make Ryan Savage regret everything he ever said about Quality Control and the new Elite direction this company is heading in. I trailblazed Elite in this company. I paved the way for people like you. I’m gonna make an example out of Ryan Savage and extinguish the very last embers of the ashes that is Extreme, and you’re gonna watch it happen. Maybe you’ll learn something.
(Sephiroth stares down with Lochlan for a few seconds before leaving the Office as Lochlan looks on)
( Recap of the Tarah Nova vs. Cameron Ella Ava feud airs, highlighting their exchanges, Tarah assaulting and scarring Cameron with a blade, Cam’s rebuttal promising Tarah’s downfall and etc. )
( Camera is fixated on the electrical equipment on both sides of the stage, showing some electrical sparks from the loose wiring )
Ring Announcer: The following is a BLACKOUT MATCH! The only way for this match to end is if one of the competitors fall into the electrical equipment on the side of the stage!
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron comes out wearing her Hall of Fame title around her waist, making her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: First coming down the aisle.. from Los Angeles, California.. she is the EEE AAAA WWW HALL OF FAAAME CHAMPIOOON.. CAAMMMEERROOOOON EELLLAAAAA AVVAAAAA!!
Kawajai: Cam has been hiding her weaknesses so well. She hasn’t let any of the lingering effects of the last few weeks bother her, she’s even covered that recovering scar on her face with makeup. She’s always done this, from day one she’s gone into battles looking like the Alpha-Woman and that’s what she’ll always be remembered as in EAW.
( ”Boss’s Daughter” by Pop Evil hits as Tarah Nova comes out dressed in all black, approaching the ring )
Ring Announcer: And her opponent.. from Detroit, Michigan.. ”THE VIXEN KILLER” TARRRAHHHH NOVAAAA!!
Mercer: But this is the raven-haired beauty with a black, sinister heart who wants to wipe that memory away from EAW of Cameron Ella Ava, and she’s made it her personal mission to destroy the Vixens division piece by piece. Tarah’s done a hell of a job in making herself threatening and she has proven that she can endure the roughness of EAW just about as well as Cam can!
Kawajai: You’re right man, and that’s what makes this match all the more scarier.. what these hellcats are going to do to each other.. this might not be for the faint of heart!
Mercer: When is EAW ever for the faint of heart!? LOOK AT THEM GO! TARAH GOES RUNNING AT CAM WITH PUNCHES, CAMERON FIGHTING BACK!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Kawajai: BOTH WOMEN JOCKING FOR POSITION TRYING TO GET THE UPPERHAND IN THIS MELEE! Cameron hits several forearms to the face and a BACKFIST to follow it! Cam lunges at Tarah’s hair and swings her into the mat and RAMS her face into the canvas with all she’s got! Cam drags Tarah up again and tosses her through the ropes to the outside an follows up!
Mercer: Cameron’s experience will be a factor, and with experience come ways you can overpower your opponent with certain techniques as Cam pulls Tarah up and DRIVES her into the barricade! And Cam hits several knees into the midsection and a knife edge chop to the chest! And Cam lifts Tarah… DROPS HER CHEST FIRST INTO THE ‘CADE! Cam grabs Tarah by the hair and heads over to the steps.. and PLANTS TARAH’S FACE RIGHT INTO THOSE STEPS OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER AGAIN! Tarah is now laying on the ring stairs recovering and Cam heads under the ring already and pulls out a barbedwire cookie sheet!
Kawajai: I don’t think Cam’s got desert on the menu.. she heads over to Tarah who’s at the bottom of the ramp recovering and Tarah kicks Cam’s leg out and wrestles the cookie sheet away from her and SWINGS, Cam evasively dodges, DROPKICK by Cameron Ella Ava! What a beautiful dropkick, and Cam heads into the ring as Tarah recovers and CAMERON RUNS THE ROPES… SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE.. NO!! COOKIE SHEET SHOT OVER THE HEAD! CAM KNOCKED RIGHT DOWN! That might cause a SERIOUS laceration, that sheet was absolutely bent and the barbedwire scraped right across her face! Tarah gets in the ring now and grabs Cam up by the hair and swings her face first into the mat… now Tarah stomp at Cam viciously… she’s stomping an absolute MUDHOLE out of Cam, including stomping over and over into her ribs and her head!
Mercer: KNEE DROP to the skull now.. Tarah following up with several more and Tarah hits knuckle punches right into the head opening up Cameron there now! On the night Zack Crash has dubbed the ”last night of Extreme”, bloodshed may surely be a reoccuring theme here and we’re seeing it now as Tarah takes Cam up and drops her gut first into the knee with a gutbuster! Tarah immediately takes her opponent to the corner and drives her face into it repeatedly.. Cam is slouched at the corner and Tarah hits HARSH kicks to the midsection.. and when Cam doubles over Tarah takes her out of the corner with a facebuster! Cam rolls out of the ring.
Kawajai: Tarah sizes things up now, waits for Cam to slightly recover… and she springs to the apron and HITS THE SUPERNOVA!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE, AND CAM IS TAKEN DOWN WITH BOTH LADIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP! Impressive move from the self proclaimed Vixen Killer! … and after a short moment Tarah rises up from that move and she’s pulling a dazed Cam up to take her up the ramp. Tarah eyeing that as we get a great rear shot of Tarah staring into that electrical abyss as she takes her opponent up to the stage.. NO, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE CAMERON HITS A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE RAMP! You can HEAR Tarah’s body hit that ramp, and Tarah rolls down the ramp in pain, her head might’ve taken some of that impact as well!
Mercer: Great quick-time move from the Hall of Famer… Tarah is rising up holding the back of her head, great call on that head bump Kawa, that might’ve done some serious damage.. CAMERON NOW TAKING OFF RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND HITS A BICYCLE KICK SENDING TARAH INSIDE OUT! Both ladies are down at ringside but Cam digs under the ring again and grabs a… a NOOSE.. WHAT THE HELL IS A NOOSE DOING UNDER THE RING? CAM TIES THAT NOOSE AROUND TARAH’S NECK AND STANDING HANGMAN CLUTCHES TARAH WITH THE NOOSE APPLIED… AND SHE’S TAKING TARAH UP THE RAMP WITH THAT! THESE LADIES ARE GOING TO PULL OUT ANYTHING TO DO THE DAMAGE, BUT THIS IS GOING PRETTY DAMNED FAR!
Kawajai: I’ve never turn a woman so white turn this red.. Tarah’s choking and she’s completely desperate and Cam’s up to the top of the ramp before she lets Tarah down… NO, SHE YANKS TARAH BACK UP AND RUNS TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STAGE… AND FLIPS TARAH OVER HER SHOULDER OFF THE STAGE DOWN TO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!!! NO! TARAH LANDS ON HER FEET RIGHT AT THE EDGE, AND TARAH HITS THE DEADLY DREAMS! SUPERKICK TO CA– NO CAM DUCKS, TARAH TURNS AROUND, GODDESS’ TOUCH! TARAH EVADES THAT! BEFORE CAM RISES TARAH RUNS AND HITS THE RUDE AWAKENING! CURB STOMP ON CAMERON, CAM’S FACE PLANTED INTO THE STAGE FLOOR! CAM’S DOWN AND ROLLS OFF THE STAGE TO STAGE-SIDE, PERPENDICULAR TO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT! Tarah dodged a real bullet and countered with her own, and now Tarah’s got to use this time she’s bought for herself wisely!
Mercer: Tarah’s on all fours looking down at her opponent while she herself is trying to recover.. Tarah rolls off the stage to down below and pulls Cameron up now.. you can see more blood pouring down Cam’s face and Tarah SENDS CAM FACE FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE. Tarah grabs Cam and SENDS HER INTO IT AGAIN. Cam collapses to all fours and Tarah grabs a nearby metal trashcan, empties it out and BASHES it into Cam’s skull! Tarah rolls it onto the stage, pulls Cam up and rolls her up before climbing up the stage herself… now Tarah grabs Cam again and sends her FACE FIRST INTO THE MINITRON SETUP! Cam’s face nearly SHATTERING that LED glass display! Cam stumbles away with blood dripping from her face, and goes crawling towards the right side of the stage and Tarah follows through.. now Tarah COVERS Cam’s torso with that metal trashcan!! AND NOW TARAH PULLS CAM UP AND PUSHES HER OFF THE EDGE OF THE RIGHT STAGE INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!!!! ….. NO! CAM HITS A HEEL KICK TO THE GROIN, PULLS OFF THAT TRASHCAN AND SMASHES IT OVER TARAH’S HEAD!
Kawajai: That was pure instinct! The groin shot may not hurt for Tarah as it would for men, but it still hurts, and Cam saved herself there…. gosh, I don’t know whether that trashcan is aluminum or whatever but could you imagine what a dive into unstable electric equipment with a metal trashcan over your head would do to you!? Cam grabs Tarah now… hooks her.. and hits a SUPLEX SENDING TARAH’S BODY INTO THE METAL TRASHCAN, FLATTENING IT! Both ladies are in a world of hurt, but Cam isn’t finished, now Cam gets up as Tarah is looking to crawl away and Cam grabs Tarah’s legs and hits the SLINGSHOT SENDING TARAH FACE FIRST INTO THE MINITRO — NO, TARAH CATCHES HERSELF… AND TARAH’S CLIMBING UP THE MINITRON! AND CAM’S FOLLOWING HER! WHERE ARE THESE TWO LADIES HEADED??
Mercer: Tarah’s on the top of the metal minitron structure of bars right below the titantron, about 10 feet or so above the stage here! Cam’s followed her up there, but Tarah’s sending kicks to her face and backing away! Cameron’s got blood in her eye, but she makes it up and climbs right besides Tarah, hitting a few elbows! Jeez these ladies are high above the ground here.. Tarah is battering fists… but Cam GRABS TARAH’S FACE AND BASHES IT INTO THE METAL STRUCTURE THEY’RE ON! CAM BASHES HER FACE IN AGAIN! TARAH HANGING ON WITH ONE ARM NOW AND CAM HITS A PUNCH… TARAH REPLIES WITH A RIGHT! ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND TARAH KICKS CAM INTO HER SIDE AS CAM’S DANGLING OFF, LOOKING AT THE ELECTRIC EQUIPMENT DOWN BELOW! … TARAH WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! CAM LOSES GRIP, BUT REGAINS IT.. TARAH WITH ANOTHER KICK.. CAM GOES FLYING!!!!!!
Kawajai: RIGHT INTO THE EQUIPMENT, OH MY GOD!!!!! THAT HAD TO BE 15 TO 20 FEET!!! WHAT A HELL OF A FALL! THAT EQUIPMENT DAMN NEAR EXPLODING, SPARKS FLYING, SMOKE RISING, ELECTRICITY SURGING AS CAMERON’S BODY IS BURIED IN IT! IT’S OVER!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Boss’ Daughter” hits and Tarah drops to her bottom and looks down at Cam, exhausted yet sadistically laughing )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… TAARRAAAAHHHHH NOOOVAAAAA!!
Mercer: OH SHIT, OH SHIT FLAMES HAVE ERUPTED FROM THAT EQUIPMENT!
( EMT’s rush to put out the flames and recover Cam’s body from the equipment )
Kawajai: THAT WAS A SICK – A TWISTED FALL! LOOK AT CAM WINCING IN PAIN, CLUTCHING HER ARMS, AND LOOK AT TARAH SITTING FROM UP HIGH LAUGHING.. THIS IS THAT IMAGE TARAH HAS SLEPT AT NIGHT FOR WEEKS PICTURING IN HER HEAD, AND IT’S COME TRUE!
Mercer: Fucking horrific… Cam may have lost more than Tarah’s won here tonight…
( Several different speed replays show of Cam’s 20 foot fall off the tron through the electric equipment at the side of the stage )
Kawajai: To think, I’ve pushed a man off of the top of a tron but that was by mere blind fury.. Tarah’s been WAITING to do this and she’s enjoying every second of it!
( Camera returns to the live feed where a referee is walking up the ramp with Cam’s Hall of Fame title, but Tarah approaches him and snatches it from him, raising it in the air )
Kawajai: What is she doing now??
Tarah: MINE! THIS IS MINE NOW! I’VE WON IT!
Kawajai: What??? Is she really going to do this??
Mercer: Tarah’s just claimed the Hall of Fame Championship as hers as if she’s won it! This match has nothing to do with the HOF title, but Tarah’s taking her leave with it!
Kawajai: She can’t be serious!
Mercer: Does she look like she’s kidding!? SHE MAY HAVE DESTROYED A HALL OF FAMER BEYOND REPAIR, NOBODY SHRUGS OFF A FALL LIKE THIS, SO OBVIOUSLY SHE’S SERIOUS!
Kawajai: I’m just.. speechless at this whole thing.
( Cam is seen being stretchered at stage side, being put in a neckbrace before being taken away )
(Camera transitions backstage to Max A. Million with a microphone in hand)
Max: Ladies and–
(Diamond Cage quickly comes into camera view)
Cage: Alright, alright, we know the drill. Ladies and gentlemen, the man that’s going to be putting Xavier Williams in EXCRUCIATING pain tonight… The man that’s going to be kicking the ass of every Zack Crash, every Mr. DEDEDE, every Jacob Senn, every Scott, Diamond, and any other son of a bitch that wants to get in his way… The man that will be walking out of Shock Value as the NEEEEEEWWWWWW “Mr. Cash In The Vault” and will be changing that incredibly stupid name… A former THREE-time Unified Tag Team Champion, a former InterWire Champion, and soon – very soon – to be EAW Champion…
(Cage looks to a slightly scared Max)
Max: …. Di–
(Cage gets in Max’s face)
Cage: They know who I am! I’m Diamond Cage! And any son of a bitch wants to forget that then all they’ll need to do to remind themselves is look at the marks I leave on Xavier Williams body tonight! And look at this, I even came prepared.
(Cage picks up a defibrillator)
Cage: You see this baby? It’s funny; they use this to SAVE people’s lives right? I don’t know about you, but me? Personally? I think they’ve been using it ALL wrong. All it takes is a litttlllee time to charge up… AND ZAP!
(Cage startles Max)
Cage: Or maybe I might just make this go all the more quickly…
(Cage shows a taser in his other hand as he turns it on and off)
Cage: And give Xavier Williams a taste of my little friend here. You know, this little guy has gotten me through some tough times… Like with teachers…. Parents…. Police Officers… You know, pretty much any authority figure. I don’t know what I’d do without it, but I sure as Hell know what I’d love to do with it… Take it RIGHT between the eyes of that pretty boy face of Xavier Williams. Oh I’d love nothing more than that… But I might not stop there, Max! You know me! I’m not “emotionally or mentally stable”, right? I’m just a crazy bastard? I might just take my time with Xavier Williams. Maybe I’ll go get some popcorn and a soda while I watch him struggle and cry from the pain of having jumper cables attached to his balls. What a beautiful sight that’d be… Can’t wait; really looking forward to tonight, Max. Hope he is too.
(Cage pats Max on the back with the hand holding the taser as a scared Max stumbles away while a confused Cage looks on)
(Camera transitions to a close-up of the former Elite Championship that’s been rechristened as the Pure Championship atop a pedestal with red silk)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is for the vacant Pure Championship and should Ryan Savage be disqualified, he will be FIRED!!!…. The Rules are as follows:
1. Each wrestler has three rope breaks to stop submission holds and pinfalls during the match. After a wrestler exhausts his rope breaks, submission and pin attempts under the ropes by the opponent are considered legal.
2. There are no closed-fist punches to the face allowed in a Pure match, only open-handed slaps or chops to the face are allowed. Punches to other parts of the body (save for low-blows) are permitted. The first use of a closed fist will get a warning, and the second will cause the wrestler to be penalized a rope break. If he is already out of rope breaks, he will be disqualified.
3. A wrestler is subject to a twenty count by the referee if the wrestler goes to the floor.
(“Black” by Kari Kimmel plays all throughout the arena as the crowd begins to chant “Ryan’s Gonna Kill Yooooouuuu”)
Announcer: First, making his way out to the stage!….
(Ryan Savage makes his way out to the stage with a sick grin upon his face)
Announcer: From Cleveland, Ohio!…. Weighing in at 235 pounds!…. HE IS “THE REAPER”…. RYAN SAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEE!!!…..
Mercer: 235 pounds MYASS! No way am I believing that! Nonetheless, this man has a very important role to play tonight and that is to help the last embers of “Extreme” burn out for good by simply adapting to this new order instead of trying to rebel. If not, he can either get himself fired or simply LOSE to the better man.
(“Scream Aim Fire” by Bullet For My Valentine plays all throughout the arena as a determined Sephiroth makes his way out to the stage to boos from the crowd)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Roanoke, Virginia!…. Weighing in at 250 pounds!…. HE IS “MALICE INCARNATE”…. SEEEEEEPPPPPHHHHHIIIIRRROOOOTTTHHHHH!!!….
Kawajai: Well it’s no secret that this man has a large history with the now Pure Championship as he was the first man to hold it when it debuted as the Elite Championship, but times have changed and so has he; whether or not he’ll be able to leave the US Airways Center tonight with the Belt once again around his waist remains to be seen.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: Sephiroth cautiously makes his way to the middle of the ring; inviting his opponent to lock up as this Pure Championship bout is officially underway… Savage seems to be cooperating… SAVAGE INSTEAD BURSTS FORWARD WITH A HUGE BOOT RIGHT INTO THE RIGHT SHOULDER OF SEPHIROTH! Sephiroth didn’t see that coming as he rolls back up to his feet, but he’s almost immediately met with a lunging Savage with a powerful European uppercut! Sephiroth sent reeling into the nearest corner! RYAN CHARGES ONCE MORE; THIS TIME WITH A MASSIVE KNEE TO THE STOMACH OF SEPHIROTH! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER! SAVAGE NOW WITH CLUBBING BLOWS OFF THE BACK OF SEPHIROTH! THE REFEREE NOW GETTING IN BETWEEN BOTH MEN TO STOP THIS BEFORE SAVAGE GETS HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED! Savage seems to reluctantly comply… Hold on… Sephiroth’s got a devious smile across his face…
Sephiroth (without a microphone): Put up more of a fight than your little girlfriend!
Kawajai: THAT SEEMS TO HAVE MORE THAN IGNITED RYAN SAVAGE AS HE EXPLODES ONCE MORE; LAYING INTO SEPHIROTH WITH POWERFUL SHOTS TO THE BODY! Sephiroth manages to overpower his opponent as he pushes Ryan away! Sephiroth with that same smile on his face as he points to his face; egging Ryan on! RYAN OBLIGES AS HE NAILS SEPHIROTH WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE FACE! That’s a big no-no as the Referee gets in Ryan’s face!
Referee (without a mic): This is your one and only warning, Ryan, you do that again and you’re done!
Mercer: Ryan looks none too happy about that, but he’s most certainly falling into Sephiroth’s trap of trying to get Ryan to disqualify himself… SEPHIROTH BURSTS FORWARD WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT OF HIS OWN RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF AN UNSUSPECTING RYAN SAVAGE!! The Referee scolds and warns Sephiroth too as Ryan drops to one knee from that cheapshot! Sephiroth looks more amused than anything at causing Ryan pain and pushing the limits of his anger so early on here… Savage quickly gets back up and swings, but Sephiroth has it scouted as he dodges and catches Savage from behind! BIG GERMAN SUPLEX DROPS RYAN RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL! The sheer force of that suplex sends Ryan rolling back up to his knees with a dazed look on his face! Sephiroth not losing that sadistic smile for not even a second as he admires the pain his opponent is in… Sephiroth gets in Ryan’s face now!
Sephiroth (without a mic): Come on, Ryan! I bet you’d LOVE to hit me! Take that fist of your’s and strike me right here in the face! Come on!
Kawajai: Absolutely despicable conduct from the veteran Sephiroth as he slaps Ryan across the face! Ryan’s still feeling the effects of that powerful suplex as Sephiroth strikes him with another open-palm chop to the face! Another! SEPHIROTH WITH A BLATANT KICK OFF THE FACE OF RYAN! Sephiroth is RIGHT in Ryan’s face, yelling for him to hit him in the face with another closed-fist shot! That one shot is all it takes to give the Title to Sephiroth and end Ryan’s career! SEPHIROTH WITH ANOTHER BOOT OFF THE FACE OF A KNEELING RYAN BEFORE GETTING BACK IN HIS FACE! Ryan’s fist is clutched! Don’t do it! RYAN STRIKES! AN OPEN-PALM STRIKE CONNECTS TO THE FACE OF SEPHIROTH! ANOTHER OPEN-PALM STRIKE! ANOTHER! RYAN SAVAGE IS UNLOADING COPIOUS OPEN-PALM STRIKES, LEFT AND RIGHT, INTO THE FACE OF HIS OPPONENT AS HE SLOWLY RISES BACK TO HIS FEET! SEPHIROTH ATTEMPTS TO STOP IT WITH A KNEE, BUT IT’S CAUGHT! RYAN SPINS SEPHIROTH AROUND!
Mercer: AND RYAN TURNS SEPHIROTH INSIDE OUT WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT!! The smarter decision might have been to simply go for the cover right then and there, but I think Ryan is looking to TORTURE his opponent more than anything for what Sephiroth has done to Diana! Ryan dragging Sephiroth up–NO–SEPHIROTH TURNS IT ON HIM AS HE PULLS RYAN IN AND DRIVES HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Sephiroth certainly doesn’t look amused with Ryan’s persistence as he gets back to a vertical base while Ryan slowly turns himself around into a seated position in that corner… SEPHIROTH CHARGES FORWARD AND NAILS RYAN WITH A HUGE BOOT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! Sephiroth getting in Ryan’s face once again; scolding him for not giving up when he had the chance before making his way into the adjacent corner… Sephiroth has hate filled in his eyes as he CHARGES! CANNON BALL SENTON!! RYAN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS SEPHIROTH CRASHES AND BURNS IN THE CORNER! Ryan quickly climbs back to his feet… AND CHARGES! RYAN CONNECTS WITH A CANNON BALL SENTON OF HIS OWN RIGHT INTO AN UPSIDE DOWN SEPHIROTH!!
Kawajai: Ryan looks to punish Sephiroth once again as he drags him back up and pulls him in with knee after knee right into the mid-section! And immediately Ryan throws Sephiroth through the ropes and crashing onto the mat on the outside! Ryan looks like he could be searching for something big here as a damaged Sephiroth slowly climbs back to his feet… Ryan stomping hard on the canvas with excitement at the thought of hurting this man! RYAN CHARGES OFF THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!!! IT’S STOPPED WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF AN ONCOMING RYAN FROM SEPHIROTH!! SEPHIROTH’S GOT AS MUCH BLOODLUST IN HIS EYES AS HIS OPPONENT AS HE BOMBARDS RYAN WITH ONE FOREARM AFTER ANOTHER INTO THE FACE! Savage can’t even defend himself while in this precarious position! Sephiroth pulls Ryan’s body out of the ring and into a suplex position! Sephiroth starts quickly backing up… TOSSING SUPLEX SENDS RYAN OVER THE BARRICADE AND CRASHING INTO THE FRONT ROW!!! Just like that, we may have just witnessed the end here as Sephiroth slowly rolls back into the ring and demands the Referee start his count! He’s got no choice!
Referee: ONE!!!!……… TWO!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!…….. FOUR!!!!!…… FIVE!!!!…….. SIX!!!!!!……
Mercer: Ryan’s in a great deal of pain as he slowly rises back up to his feet; trying to climb back over the barricade….
Referee: NINE!!!!…… TEN!!!!…….. ELEVEN!!!!!…….. TWELVE!!!!……. THIRTEEN!!!!
Kawajai: Ryan’s made it over the barricade and slowly starts climbing back to his feet! He needs to make this!
Referee: FIFTEEN!!!…. SIXTEEN!!!!…….
Mercer: RYAN’S UP AS SEPHIROTH COMES CHARGING!! HUGE PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO RYAN SAVAGE!!! RYAN IS DOWN AND POSSIBLY FOR THE COUNT AS SEPHIROTH DRAGS HIM BACK UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Ryan’s looking dazed and confused as he scrambles back to his feet while a dangerous Sephiroth slides in there with him… SEPHIROTH LOOKING TO GO IN FOR THE KILL! SPEAR!!! RYAN SOMEHOW CATCHES HIM WITH A SICKENING SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AS RYAN IMMEDIATELY LAYS INTO HIM WITH A SERIES OF FOREARM SHOTS OFF THE FACE! Sephiroth manages to get him off with a forearm of his own off the face! Both men scramble to their feet… Sephiroth pulls himself up in the corner first… RYAN QUICKLY TO HIS FEET AS HE CHARGES LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE! SEPHIROTH DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS RYAN CRASHES INTO THE CORNER AT GREAT FORCE!
Kawajai: SEPHIROTH CHARGES IN AS RYAN TURNS AROUND! HUGE STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS!! SEPHIROTH PICKS RYAN UP AND SETS HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SEPHIROTH QUICKLY CLIMBING UP THERE WITH HIM; LAYING INTO SAVAGE WITH FOREARMS AND HEADBUTTS TO THE SKULL! NO–Ryan with a big European uppercut that just ROCKS Sephiroth! He’s losing his balance! Ryan slips through Sephiroth’s legs and catches him on his shoulders! RYAN COMES RUNNING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH SEPHIROTH ON HIS SHOULDERS AS SEPHIROTH FIGHTS IT WITH FOREARMS! RUNNING POWERBOMB–IT’S COUNTERED INTO A FRANKENSTEINER AS RYAN IS SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!! Ryan is definitely feeling the effects of his opponent’s assault by this point as he drags himself up to his feet as quickly as possible–SEPHIROTH CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER BIG STINGER SPLASH! A knee connects to the gut of Ryan as he’s pulled out of the corner… SEPHIROTH PICKS HIM UP!! HATRED’S HYMN!!! A BRUTAL POWERBOMB CONNECTS ONTO BOTH KNEES OF SEPHIROTH!! RYAN IS ROLLING AROUND IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN! Sephiroth signals the end! This could be it!
Mercer: Sephiroth’s got that smile of amusement across his face as he drags a brutalized Ryan Savage up and pulls him in! He’s got him up! DRIVEN BY ENMITY!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! RYAN IS DOWN AND OUT!! SEPHIROTH MORE THAN READY TO END THIS AS HE ROLLS SAVAGE OVER…. AND HOOKS A LEG!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: THE REFEREE POINTS OUT RYAN SAVAGE HAS HIS FREE FOOT ON THE NEAREST BOTTOM ROPE! He’s still in this, but that’s now one less ropebreak available to Ryan! However, he may not be able to get to the ropes now as an aggravated Sephiroth looks to put him down permanently as he drags Savage back up… He pulls Ryan in for a knee to the gut! Another knee! Sephiroth now setting Savage up! HE’S GOT HIM! CALL OF MALICE!!!! NO–RYAN STRUGGLES OUT OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACK TO BACK PILEDRIVER AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! SEPHIROTH SPINS AROUND–REVELATIONS!!! NO–THE ACE CRUSHER ISN’T ABLE TO CONNECT AS SEPHIROTH PUSHES RYAN OFF AND INTO THE CORNER! SEPHIROTH CHARGES! A THIRD STINGER SPLASH!!! NO–Ryan grabs the Referee and pulls him in front of him; promptly stopping Sephiroth! All three men struggle! RYAN NAILS SEPHIROTH WITH A SECOND CLOSED-FIST SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE AS HARD AS POSSIBLE WHILE BLOCKING THE REFEREE’S VISION!! Ryan pushes the Referee out of the way and pulls Sephiroth in!! HE’S GOT HIM! DARKER THAN BLACK!!!! THAT BRUTAL PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS RYAN QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Mercer: KICK OUT?! SEPHIROTH KICKS OUT AT ONE?! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! RYAN LOOKS AS STUNNED AS EVERYONE ELSE AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF SEPHIROTH AND PULLS HIM BACK UP!! SETTING HIM UP AGAIN!! A SECOND DARKER THAN BLACK CONNECTS AS SEPHIROTH’S SKULL IS ONCE AGAIN DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!!!! RYAN HOOKS BOTH LEGS THIS TIME!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Black” by Kari Kimmel plays all throughout the arena as Ryan Savage is awarded the Pure Championship by the Referee)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!….. AND NNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWW PURE CHAMPION!!…… RYAN SAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVAAAAAGGGGEEEEE!!!!
Kawajai: What a hard-fought match these two men just put on, but in the end, it looks as though Ryan Savage managed to come out on top, even if by controversial means!
Mercer: Controversial? There’s no controversy to it! He blatantly cheated! Ryan CLEARLY hit Sephiroth with a SECOND closed-fist shot to the face! He should be stripped of that Pure Championship immediately! I can’t believe–
Kawajai: HOLD ON!! LOCHLAN ROSSDALE STORMS THE RING AS HE NAILS RYAN SAVAGE WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! LOCHLAN BRUTALLY LAYING INTO SAVAGE WITH SHOT AFTER SHOT INTO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! SAVAGE IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT BACK!! HE MANAGES TO GET UP AND FORCE LOCHLAN INTO THE NEAREST CORNER AS BOTH MEN BRAWL! LOCHLAN AND RYAN TRADING BLOWS IN THE CORNER WITH ONE ANOTHER! SAVAGE MANAGES TO GET A FEW GOOD KNEES INTO THE MID-SECTION OF LOCHLAN! SEPHIROTH WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF RYAN’S SKULL USING THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!! A dazed Ryan slowly turns around… SEPHIROTH CRACKS THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP OFF OF HIS SKULL!!
Mercer: LOCHLAN GRABS A HOLD OF THE LEGS OF A DOWNED RYAN SAVAGE NOW; SETTING HIM UP…. DISTORTION!!!! LOCHLAN LOCKS IN THAT BRUTAL SHARPSHOOTER AS A FURIOUS SEPHIROTH GETS RYAN’S NOW BLOODIED FACE!! SEPHIROTH TAUNTING RYAN WITH THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP AS HE VERBALLY ASSAULTS HIM WHILE LOCHLAN TIGHTENS THAT DISTORTION!! Lochlan finally lets go of the hold as a disgusted Sephiroth drops the Pure Championship next to him! I think these two members of Quality Control sent a powerful message tonight as they stand defiant over a bloodied and beaten Ryan Savage! Savage may very well have won the battle tonight, but he’s got a whole war to face!
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(Camera transitions backstage to the Funeral Visitation for “Extreme” as a smiling Tomi Venus shows up; happily shaking hands with others)
Tomi: Thank you for all of your support, guys, I’ll be quick. I just had to see for myself.
(Tomi walks up to the casket that’s been filled with various weapons as an even bigger grin forms across his face)
Tomi: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
???: By “beautiful” you mean “fucking retarded”, right?
(Mak walks up next to Tomi as they both look down into the casket)
Tomi: What? No! Absolutely NOT! Mak, just look at this… You’re looking at the remnants of the place that completely destroyed my life! You know who I was before all of this?
(Mak takes a drink)
Mak: No, but I’m sure you’ll tell me.
Tomi: I was somebody, Mak! I was a young, up and coming professional wrestler with the whole World as his oyster! People were writing rave reviews about me! About how I was the FUTURE of professional wrestling!
Mak (sarcastically looking at his glass): The future, you say…
Tomi: That’s right, the FUTURE. Had I gone to any other company, I would have been on top. I would have become the greatest our industry has ever seen. I’d be a multi-time World Champion right now and absolutely DROWNING in money! You know what I mean?
Mak: Well… I could see the you drowning part, but–
Tomi: Hell, I’d probably be a Hall of Famer right now. The youngest World Champion they’d ever had. I would BE somebody, Mak! But no… No, I took the wrongest of roads by coming… Here. Before you knew it, things went South and I was reduced to nothing but a damn INTERVIEWER! An Interviewer, Mak!
Mak: Poor thing…
(Mak slowly tries to walk away, but Tomi continues talking)
Tomi: I tried to get out of here when I knew things weren’t as they seemed, but they FORCED me to stay here by some loophole in my contract! I became incredibly depressed! I became suicidal! I was RUINED! All of my abilities had gone off with my sanity! My parents disowned me! My dog ran away! My wife took the kids and left!
Mak: Wife and kids?
Tomi: Alright, that one was in the Sims, but that’s besides the point, Mak. And just when I thought it was ALL over and I was sent away to get things straight, I contract ebola! How did that happen?!
(Mak looks at Tomi funny as he backs away)
Tomi: But… That’s all in the past now. I’m myself again finally, and this Extreme piece of garbage… It lies here, rotting in this casket. I just had to see it for myself. And I guess that’s my story.
(Mak takes another sip)
Mak: Cool story bro.
(An annoyed Tomi turns to Mak)
Tomi: Were you even listening?
Mak: I was when you said you had ebola or something.
(Tomi grows visibly annoyed as he turns to Mak)
Tomi: You know, I don’t need to take this kind of bullshit. Even from you, Mak. What are you even doing here?
(Mak shows Tomi his glass)
Mak: Open bar.
Tomi: But, didn’t you get severely burned by Sekaiichi or something?
Mak: Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess I did.
Mak: I got better. But, you know, that’s great and all with your… Whatever you said. I mean, I’m glad you can get over the fact that the profession you spent years and years working in are kind of all a waste now with you having pretty much ruined your life and body. I mean if that were me and I were stuck doing some bullshit “normal” job and couldn’t do anything more in professional wrestling all because it ruined me… I guess I would probably just spend my days, staring at a wall, slowly slipping into lunacy. I mean, the industry I worked so hard to get into turning me into a coward and depressed and suicidal Whew, that’s gotta suck. But you don’t have to worry about that, now do you? I’m sure you’re living the dream. What are you, a meter maid? Well, whatever you’re doing, I’m sure you’re the you’re the best at it. After all, the World is your “oyster”, right? Best of luck, TMNT.
(Mak playfully slaps Tomi on the back and thoroughly wipes his hand as he walks away while a now depressed Tomi Venus takes a moment to think)
Tomi: I…. I need a drink….
(Tomi walks out of view and towards the open bar)
( http://i.imgur.com/YfVGIq4.png shows on the screen as “Enemy” by Blue Stahli plays in the background )
Kawajai: And now it’s time to decide who will be leaving the US Airways Center with the Cash In The Vault Briefcase, or at ALL, because you know this match isn’t going to be for the faint of heart!
(A small video package plays for Diamond Cage and Xavier Williams’ feud from their time teaming up as members of Zack Crash’s team at Territorial Invasion, their run-ins with Zack following Territorial Invasion, Xavier being forced to put his career on the line against Dark Demon, Cage being drafted to Voltage and asked to take out Xavier at Shock Value to gain possession of the Cash In The Vault Briefcase, and the first and final confrontation between Cage and Williams on the final Voltage before Shock Value)
(Camera cuts back to the US Airways Center)
(“Invisible” by Downstait plays all throughout the arena as Xavier Williams makes his way out to the stage in silver and white attire, a t-shirt on, and his Cash In The Vault Briefcase in hand)
Announcer: The following contest IS FOR THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE AND IS AN ELECTRIC DEATH MATCH…. The rules are as follows: One man must electrocute his opponent and that opponent must then get back to his feet by the count of ten!…. First, making his way to the ring…. From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 227 pounds!…. HE IS MR. CASH IN THE VAULT…. XAVIER WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIAAAMMMMSSSSS!!!….
Mercer: I truly have not even the faintest clue who could be walking out of this contest as the victor, but it’s been made clear that the only TRUE winner in the end will be Zack Crash! It was a brilliant move putting these two men against one another in a match like this! Nonetheless, Xavier looks fired up and he’s made it clear he’ll do whatever it takes to win.
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana plays all throughout the arena as Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage; dressed in jeans, an athletic shirt, white wrist tape, a leather jacket, a taser in one hand, and a defibrillator in the other hand)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!….
Kawajai: Cage looks absolutely insane, but I suppose that’s to be expected by this point. At the very least, it looks like he’s more than willing to take initiative in this type of contest as he carries this dangerous weapons! Cage slides them into the ring before entering himself as the Referee cautiously calls for the bell…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: XAVIER BURSTS FORWARD; CHARGING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN BEFORE LEAPING AT CAGE! Nobody’s home as Cage dodges out of the way, but Xavier stops himself! Xavier quickly turns around to meet a shot to the face from Cage! Another shot! European uppercut connects! Cage immediately connects with a big hip toss as Xavier hits the canvas hard and scrambles back to his feet! Cage grabs a hold of that taser! That thing’s definitely not a toy as he readies it! CAGES CHARGES FORWARD–WILLIAMS STOPS HIM AS HE KICKS THE TASER OUT OF HIS HAND! The taser goes sliding over to the corner of the ring! CAGE SWINGS–XAVIER INSTEAD DROPS CAGE WITH A LARIAT! Cage now the one scrambling to his feet! XAVIER SENDS CAGE OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH ANOTHER BIG LARIAT! Cage visibly in pain now as he quickly tries to get back up; using our table to help him… Xavier’s got Cage dead in his sights! HE CHARGES! SUICIDE DIVE!! Cage dodges out of the way as Xavier crashes and burns right into the bottom of our table and onto the unforgiving mat!
Kawajai: Cage grabs a hold of Xavier by his hair; dragging him up! Cage immediately starts laying into Xavier with a flurry of shots straight to the face! Cage has Xavier laid back onto our table as he now changes to forearms off the face! Xavier trying to fight back, but Cage immediately grabs a monitor and nails it right off the skull of his opponent! Cage now dragging Xavier up onto our table; this isn’t looking good for someone! CAGE PULLS WILLIAMS UP! LOOKING FOR A MERCY RULE!!! NO–KNEE TO THE SKULL OF CAGE CONNECTS FROM XAVIER! A SECOND KNEE! Xavier manages to escape the precarious position as he immediately lays into Cage with a storm of blows! Cage is looking dazed! ROLLING ELBOW FROM WILLIAMS!! IT MISSES! CAGE PICKS WILLIAMS UP–BACKDROP DRIVER THROUGH THE GODDAMN SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! AND JUST LIKE THAT, BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED SOMETHING AS THEY’RE SURROUNDED BY THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! CAGE LOOKS LIKE HE MAY HAVE LANDED ON A MONITOR AS HE FAVORS HIS BACK, BUT HE’S PUSHING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET ALL THE SAME! Cage drags himself up as he pulls Williams up and makes his way over to the ring…
Mercer: A damaged Williams is sent rolling back into the ring as Cage slides in after him; picking up that taser! Williams slowly rising back to his feet… CAGE DRIVES THAT TASER INTO HIS GUT–NO–WILLIAMS JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GRAB THE INCOMING ARM OF CAGE, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO STOP THE TASER! CAGE HAS MALICIOUS INTENT IN HIS EYES AS HE TRIES TO ELECTROCUTE HIS OPPONENT! CAGE GRABS AT WILLIAMS’ EYES; HE MAY BE TRYING TO GOUGE THEM!! WILLIAMS PUSHES THE TASER AWAY AND SPINS CAGE AROUND! END OF HEARTACHE!!!! THE END OF HEARTACHE CONNECTS AS CAGE IS DRIVEN ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL INTO THE CANVAS!!
Kawajai: Williams JUST manages to save his hide there as he crawls over to the nearest corner; pulling himself back up to a vertical base… Williams realizes that taser’s over there by Cage and makes a leap for it! Cage and Williams grab the taser at the same time! Cage may be hurt, but he’s not about to let his opponent get the better of him just yet! Both men struggling for control over that taser! Both me on their knees! CAGE PULLS WILLIAMS FORWARD INTO A FOREARM TO THE FACE! WILLIAMS WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE FACE OF CAGE! CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE OF WILLIAMS! WILLIAMS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN INTO THE FACE OF CAGE! Both competitors slowly climbing back to their feet as they swing at one another! Both men trading blows! They’re almost up! WILLIAMS WITH AN IMMEDIATE KICK TO THE GROIN OF CAGE! HE’S GOT THE TASER! WILLIAMS SHOVES THE TASER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CAGE–WILLIAMS ELECTROCUTING CAGE!! Diamond Cage’s eyes are wide and almost distant as he barely stays on his feet! WILLIAMS JUMPS AND LEVELS CAGE WITH A BRUTAL DDT AS CAGE IS SPIKED RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!
Mercer: Cage is down and out, but the Referee CAN’T make a count after Williams interfered with the previous one before it could begin! An annoyed Williams mounts the chest of Cage, grabs him by his hair, and THRUSTS THAT TASER INTO HIS CHEST!! WILLIAMS ELECTROCUTING CAGE A SECOND TIME!! Williams rolls off the body of Cage and demands the Ref count!
Referee: ONE!!!!……. TWO!!………… THREE!!!!……….
Kawajai: Cage has to be in excruciating pain here! He’s already been electrocuted with that taser twice now, but he’s got a lot of resilience in him and it’s showing as he fights with everything in his being to get back up!
Referee: SIX!!!…….. SEVEN!!!
Mercer: The Referee stops the count as Cage manages to push himself high enough up to his feet! Williams looks none too pleased with this! HE DRIVES THAT TASER INTO CAGE A THIRD TIME! NO–CAGE STOPS HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! Cage grabs a hold of Williams by his hair and trunks and sends him right into the nearest corner! No–Williams manages to catch himself on the second turnbuckle! CAGE LUNGES FORWARD WITH A SHOT TO THE SPINE OF WILLIAMS! CAGE NOW PICKING WILLIAMS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! WILLIAMS STILL HAS THAT TASER CLUTCHED IN HIS HAND! CAGE MANAGES TO SPIN WILLIAMS AROUND ON HIS SHOULDERS AND CHARGES BEFORE WILLIAMS CAN USE IT!! BUCKLE BOMB!!! A WOOZY WILLIAMS DROPS THE TASER AS HE STUMBLES FORWARD!
Kawajai: WILLIAMS IS MET WITH A SERIES OF BACKHAND SLAPS FROM CAGE! WILLIAMS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO PROTECT HIMSELF HERE! CAGE TOPS IT OFF WITH A BRUTAL LARIAT THAT DROPS WILLIAMS RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL AS THE DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL IS SUCCESSFUL! Williams is down and ripe for the picking and Cage knows it! Cage is still in a great deal of pain, but he’s searching for that taser… Cage sees it as he crawls his way over… He’s got it! Hold on–Williams showing a lot of resilience himself as he’s already climbing back up… Cage is up with that taser in hand as he charges forward! CAGE SWINGS WITH THAT TASER! NOBODY’S HOME AS XAVIER DODGES! XAVIER IMMEDIATELY PULLS CAGE IN FROM BEHIND! SETTING HIM UP!! SIN’S END!!!! NO–CAGE ESCAPES IT AS HE SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDER OF WILLIAMS!! CAGE ELECTROCUTES WILLIAMS AS HE DRIVES THAT TASER RIGHT INTO HIS KIDNEY!! CAGE IMMEDIATELY PICKS UP WILLIAMS FOR A MANEUVER OF HIS OWN!! MIDNIGHT SPECIAL!!!! THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL DRIVES WILLIAMS HEAD-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!! Cage looks like a madman! Cage is feeling the adrenaline coursing through his veins as he pulls himself up to his feet!
Mercer: Cage picks the taser back up and climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle! Williams is already trying to get up, but he can hardly move! Cage is perched! FLYING ELBOW WITH THAT TASER CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! Cage yells at the Referee to start the count!
Referee: ONE!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!………… FOUR!!!!!
Kawajai: You can practically read the intense pain Xavier Williams is going through right now after taking that taser right to the heart! Cage slowly rises back to his feet with that taser in hand as Williams slowly crawls over to the ropes!
Referee: SIX!!!!……… SEVEN!!!!………. EIGHT!!!!…….
Mercer: Williams clutching the ropes tightly as he slowly drags himself up! He refuses to let it end like this!
Kawajai: HE’S UP!! THE REFEREE STOPS THE COUNT AS WILLIAMS PROPS HIMSELF UP ON THE ROPES! DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND THAT TASER IN HAND! He’s stopped with a boot to the jaw from Williams! CAGE CHARGES AGAIN! WILLIAMS LEAPS TO THE SHOULDERS OF AN ONCOMING CAGE AND DROPS BACK INTO AN ARM-TRAP TRIANGLE CHOKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS CATCHES CAGE IN THE TRAPPING OF THE SAINT AS CAGE DOES ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE CAN TO NAIL WILLIAMS WITH THAT TASER!! CAGE IS STRUGGLING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT AS WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIS OPPONENT!! CAGE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING AND DO SOMETHING QUICK! HE DROPS THE TASER! CAGE NOW PULLING WILLIAMS’ BODY UP… HE’S GOT WILLIAMS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! CAGE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AND RUNS BEFORE HITTING A MASSIVE LIGER BOMB ONTO XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!
Mercer: BUT WILLIAMS KEEPS THE TRAPPING OF THE SAINT LOCKED IN ON CAGE!! CAGE SWINGING REPEATEDLY INTO WILLIAMS; JUST TRYING TO BREAK THE HOLD!! CAGE THROWING BLOW AFTER BLOW INTO XAVIER, BUT IT’S DOING HIM NO GOOD! CAGE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO TRY TO PULL WILLIAMS UP ONCE AGAIN! SLOWLY DRAGGING HIS BODY OFF OF THE GROUND! CAGE SHOWING IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH HERE! HE’S GOT WILLIAMS UP!! HE CHARGES!! CAGE SENDS BOTH MEN CRASHING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Both competitors are a mess as they climb up… BOTH MEN LEAP FOR THE TASER! BOTH GRAB A HOLD OF IT AS THEY COME TO BLOWS ONCE MORE! THEY BOTH LET GO AS CAGE NAILS WILLIAMS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! CAGE QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE APRON, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING–WILLIAMS GRABS THE TASER AND DRIVES IT INTO THE GUT OF CAGE!!
Kawajai: Williams immediately climbs up to the apron as Cage tries to fight–WILLIAMS LEAPS AND NAILS CAGE WITH A JUMPING DDT RIGHT ONTO THE APRON!! A dazed and confused Cage rolls back into the ring as Williams follows behind! Cage scrambles up to his feet, but he’s looking woozy as Williams is in! HE DRIVES THAT TASER INTO THE NECK OF CAGE!! NO–CAGE STOPS IT! CAGE TRYING TO HOLD IT THE ARM OF WILLIAMS BACK! CAGE LUNGES FORWARD–I THINK HE’S BITING THE NECK OF WILLIAMS!! WILLIAMS PUSHES HIM OFF, BUT CAGE IMMEDIATELY LUNGES FORWARD AGAIN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS THIS TIME!! CAGE GRABS THE TASER AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BODY OF WILLIAMS! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! An exhausted Cage rolls off the body of Williams as the Referee starts the count!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!……..
Mercer: Williams struggling to move after taking that taser to the body multiple times, but he knows he HAS to keep moving if he wants to keep his Briefcase! If he wants to win this!
Referee: FIVE!!!!……. SIX!!!!!………
Kawajai: Williams is somehow trying to pull himself up! You can read the pain coursing through his body as he puts every last ounce of strength he has into pulling himself up!!
Mercer: WILLIAMS DOES IT!! HE MAKES IT TO HIS FEET!! Hold on….
(Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage with members of Quality Control)
Impact (without a microphone): We’re tired of waiting! End this NOW!
Kawajai: What do these guys think they’re doing?
(Quality Control surrounds the ring as a damaged Cage and Williams look on)
Mercer: I think they’ve had enough waiting for these two to kill each other, if I had to guess! I think Williams and Cage are being given a simultaneous death sentence!
Kawajai: QUALITY CONTROL STORMS THE RING!! CAGE AND WILLIAMS ONLY SHARE A FLEETING GLANCE, BUT IT’S ENOUGH TO KNOW THEY’RE NOT ENEMIES RIGHT THIS MOMENT AS THEY BOTH IMMEDIATELY LAY INTO QUALITY CONTROL!! BOTH CAGE AND WILLIAMS BRAWLING WITH MEMBERS OF QUALITY CONTROL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THEY BOTH GRAB A NIGHTSTICK FROM QUALITY CONTROL AS THEY USE IT ON THEM! CAGE RIPS OFF A HELMET AND STARTS SWINGING IT INTO A FEW OF THEM WHILE WILLIAMS DROPS ONE WITH A SUPERKICK! BOTH MEN ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING QUALITY CONTROL!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! THEY EACH SEND MEMBERS FLYING OVER AND THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING ON THE OUTSIDE!! DIAMOND CAGE AND XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST TOOK OUT QUALITY CONTROL TOGETHER!! IMPACT LOOKS NONE TOO PLEASED! HOLD ON–END OF HEARTACHE!!!!
Mercer: WILLIAMS NAILS A DISTRACTED CAGE WITH THE END OF HEARTACHE OUT OF NOWHERE!! Williams quickly grabs a hold of that taser as a damaged Cage attempts to drag himself back up to a vertical base… WILLIAMS NAILS CAGE IN THE STOMACH WITH THAT TASER!! CAGE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!………. FOUR!!!!……..
Kawajai: Williams has taken full advantage of this situation and Cage is now paying for letting his guard down around his opponent, but he’s certainly showing his fury as he slowly pulls himself back up!
Referee: SIX!!!!!……. SEVEN!!!!!
Mercer: WILLIAMS DRIVES THAT TASER RIGHT INTO THE NECK OF CAGE AS HE DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!……. FOUR!!!!!…… FIVE!!!!!
Kawajai: Cage has a look of absolute determination in his eyes; pure HATE for Williams right now as he tries to SOMEHOW pull himself back up! Hold on… Williams grabs that defibrillator! Come on! He’s charging it up!
Referee: SEVEN!!!……. EIGHT!!!!
Mercer: CAGE IS ALMOST UP!! WILLIAMS ELECTROCUTES CAGE WITH THAT DEFIBRILLATOR JUST AS HE GETS UP!!!! CAGE DROPS FLAT ON HIS FACE ON THE CANVAS!!! HE MAY BE COMPLETELY OUT!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!……… THREE!!!!………. FOUR!!!!……..
Kawajai: Cage…. Cage is SOMEHOW moving…. Cage slowly trying….
Referee: SIX!!!!!……. SEVEN!!!!!……… EIGHT!!!!!!
Mercer: Pure hate and determination in Cage’s eyes as he TRIES to move his body!
Referee: NINE!!!!…….. TEN!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Invisible” by Downstait plays all throughout the arena as an exhausted and relieved Xavier Williams drops back into the nearest corner while the Referee hands him his Cash In The Vault Briefcase)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall and STILL MISTER CASH IN THE VAULT!!…… XAVIER WIIIIIILLLLLLIIIIAAAAMMMMSSSSSS!!!!
Kawajai: Well I can’t say I AGREE with the way Xavier Williams won this match tonight, but both competitors DID say they would do absolutely everything in their power to walk out of Shock Value with the Cash In The Vault Briefcase in their possession!
Mercer: There’s nothing controversial to this; are you kidding?! Cage took his eye off the ball and got a skull fracture for it, if you know what I mean. Xavier Williams only did what Cage SHOULD have done, and because of it, it’s Williams declared the winner tonight!
Kawajai: I suppose you’re right, but nonetheless, one HELL of a hard-fought battle from Diamond Cage; only coming up just a little bit short in the end, but congratulations to Xavier Williams.
(Commercial plays for the Zack Crash-hosted “The Rise and Fall of Extreme” DVD)
(Camera transitions back to the US Airways Center as Max A. Million is shown standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m proud to introduce to you, the NEWEST member of the Voltage roster here during Trading Season….
Mercer: Another new addition?
(A roar is heard all throughout the arena)
(“Battle Cry” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as Ares Vendetta slowly makes his way out to the stage and down the ramp dressed in a black suit and his black and gold hair tied back)
Kawajai: Woah! This is certainly a surprise! It seems as though Ares Vendetta is the newest member of Voltage!
Mercer: This is fantastic! Voltage just got THAT much better and it was already the A-Brand!
(“Battle Cry” fades out as Ares looks around as the boos him)
Max: Mr. Vendetta, I would love to be the first one to get your thought on coming to Voltage.
(Ares turns to Max)
Ares: My thoughts? For years and years, Showdown was the Kingdom my father ruled. This? Just think of this as just a brand new part of the Vendetta Kingdom. Think of it as nothing but… Aggressive expansion. In the short time I’ve been here and on the Showdown brand, I’ve destroyed absolutely everything in my path. That wasn’t done by dumb luck. Each and every part of it was meticulously calculated. ALL of it calculated. I arrived here because I calculated everything that would occur and I stand here now because I’ve calculated it to happen. Everything I do is done with reason; there is always a motive to my actions. This place may look different, but it will end up the same as everything else here… Just another part of this Kingdom of our’s.
Max: I see; very insightful thoughts. Now without further adieu, I’d like to introduce the SECOND newest addition to the Voltage roster!….
(The crowd stirs as Ares mouths “Second?”)
(“Nothing Left to Fear” by Slash plays all throughout the arena as the lights dim and a smiling Vic Vendetta makes his way out to the stage with a microphone)
Mercer: Unbelievable! This just gets better and better! We’re getting BOTH Ares and Vic Vendetta?!
Kawajai: This is one heck of an unexpected surprise; I don’t think Ares was expecting any of this either!
(“Nothing Left to Fear” fades out as Vic stares down with Ares from the stage)
Vic: Nephew, nephew, nephew…. You and I just haven’t had an opportune time to speak, now have we? So much has gone down between the two of us; you and I, but I feel it’s time I did a little speakin’ of my own. Now I ain’t got much to say; just a little advice to you. Some advice on that God of your’s, that “Onryo”, is he? I should have expecting nothing less from the spawn of Robert than a child who clings to idols long-since dead and forgotten, but here you are before me now, Ares… For the whole wide World to witness your ignorance. Too many times I’ve played too nicely with you, and perhaps that’s because I’m soft on my own blood… But you see, I’ve come to learn that playing nice ain’t gonna solve us anything, Ares. Kids don’t learn by being nice to them, they learn by getting spanked! They learn by getting put in the corner and told to think about what they’ve done! They learn by punishment! Punishment! PUNISHMENT! I believe, Ares, the time has come for the punishment you’ve always needed for your ignorance… But my true advice to you, Nephew, more than anything… It to NEVER… And I mean NEVER… Let your guard down.
Mercer: WAIT–LETHAL FROM BEHIND–SHE NAILS ARES WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!
Vic: Even when you think you’re safe…
(Vic starts making his way down to the ring as Lethal assaults Ares)
Kawajai: LETHAL JUST REPEATEDLY NAILING SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT WITH THAT CHAIR INTO ARES; PUTTING MULTIPLE DENTS INTO IT! ARES FIGHTING BACK NOW–BUT VIC CATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND HE TURNS HIM AROUND! VIC NAILS THE CHARLES MANSON!!!!
Vic (without a mic): There’s one for your God!
Mercer: Vic pulling Ares up again! HE HITS THE CHARLES MANSON A SECOND TIME!!
Vic (without a mic): TWO!
Kawajai: He drags Ares up again… AND THE CHARLES MANSON CONNECTS YET AGAIN!!!!
Vic (without a mic): THREE FOR YOUR GOD, ARES!
Mercer: He drags a dazed Ares up once more… AND A FOURTH CHARLES MANSON CONNECTS AS ARES IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!!!
Vic (without a mic): FOUR!! JUST ONE MORE SACRIFICE FOR YOUR GOD!
Kawajai: Lethal now… Setting up that chair…. Vic drags Ares up…. CHARLES MANSON CONNECTS AS ARES IS DRIVEN FACE-FIRST INTO THE SEAT OF THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! ARES HAS BEEN COMPLETELY LAID OUT BY VIC AND LETHAL!!
Vic (without a mic): THERE’S FIVE SACRIFICES FOR YOUR GOD! YOUR PRECIOUS GOD! YOUR GOD ISN’T REAL, ARES! YOU KNOW WHAT’S REAL?! I’M REAL!
(Vic Vendetta and Lethal stand defiant over a downed Ares Vendetta as “Nothing Left to Fear” picks back up)
Kawajai: What a brutal display from these two new additions to the Voltage roster; this feud has gotten THAT much more personal here tonight at Shock Value!
Mercer: I for one can’t WAIT to see these two men clash again and again on Voltage, but it looks as though Vic has come out on top tonight…
( The heated rivalry between Elite and RAGNAROK that’s spanned the past number of weeks that’s spanned between different brands, different major shows and different locations are aired that date back to the early beginnings leading up to the bitter end that will be the ”High Voltage” match. Highlight of the High Voltage match is shown as well. )
( Camera returns to the arena, where the Announcer is in the middle of the ring )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a 3 ON 3, HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH!!… Once all competitors are in the ring, the electrified cage will be lowered… Making any physical contact with the cage itself will result in immediate shock of several thousand volts, with the amperage increasing the longer physical contact is maintained!… Once the bell has rung, anything goes and victory can only be obtained by pinfall or submission!…
“And who are you the proud lord said.. that I must bow so low?”
( “Rains Of Castamere” hits as all three members of RAGNAROK, Lannister, Norman Hellion and Psycho Brody all come out to the ring prepared for war )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. at a combined weight of 877 POOOOOUNNNNDDSSSSSSSSSS….. THE TEAM OF LAANNNNISTEEERR… PSYCHO BROODYYY AND NORMAN HELLIOOONN…. RRRRRRAAAAAGGGNAAAARROOOOKKKK!!!!!!
Kawajai: What are we about to see?
Mercer: This is going to be hell, Kawa, end of story. This is going to be flesh searing, bodies breaking, two trains colliding head on, two planes colliding head on, an absolute COLLISION between two well built, well established forces and there’s going to be no escape for either of them.
( “2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember hits as Starr Stan comes out with his head draped in the American flag, and he tears it off as Brian Daniels walks out to his right and Devan Dubian comes out to his left )
Ring Announcer: Their opponents… weighing at a combined weight of 680 POOUNNDSSSS… THE TEAM OF DEVAAN DUBIAAANNN… BRIAN DANIEELLSS AND STAARRRRRR STTAAANNNNNN… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLIIIITEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kawajai: DUBIAN, DANIELS, STARR.. THESE THREE MEN WALK OUT AND STARE AT THEIR OPPONENTS LIKE LAMBS FOR THE SLAUGHTER AND THEY JET DOWN THE RAMP, CHARGE INTO THE RING AND GET IT GOING FROM JUMP STREET!!!
Mercer: NO LOVE LOSS, ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE LOSS BETWEEN ELITE AND RAGNAROK! WAIT A SECOND!
( Ominous music plays as the High Voltage cage descends from the rafters and surrounds the brawling men in the ring )
Mercer: IT IS LITERALLY GOING DOWN! THE ELECTRIFIED CAGE WITH A ROOF SURROUNDING THESE SIX FIGHTERS… AND STARR WHO’S ON NORMAN IMMEDIATELY OVERWHELMS HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS AND SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE, SENDING A JOLT THROUGH HIS BODY!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Kawajai: And so it begins! Hellion reeling from his first taste of electric shock, and Starr double teams on Psycho Brody with Dub and Daniels going back and forth exchanging forearms with Lannister! Lannister hits a kick to the midsection, runs the ropes but DANIELS WITH A DROPKICK! Lannister uses the ropes to get back up.. RUNNING DROPKICK BY DANIELS SENDING LANNISTER INTO THE CAGE, AND HE TASTES A SHOCK! NOW DANIELS RUNS FOR NORMAN, DROPKICK SENDING HIM INTO THE CAGE! AND STARR AND DUB HOLD BRODY AS DANIELS POINTS AT BRODY, RUNS THE ROPES…
Mercer: BRODY DODGES, PULLING IN DUB AS DANIELS ACCIDENTALLY DROPKICKS DUB AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CAGE! ALREADY we’ve seen the dangers of that electric cage, and Starr sending fists into Brody’s skull, but Brody shoves him away and hits a running SPEAR INTO THE CORNER! Brody going all out with those shoulders to the midsection, and meanwhile Lannister and Norman Hellion both attack Daniels and Dubian, with Lannister rattling off forearms and Hellion lifting Dub and hits the FALLWAY SLAM INTO THE CAGE AGAIN! DUB INSTANTLY TAKES ELECTRIC SHOCK AND FALLS BETWEEN THE ROPES, AND HELLION HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO DUBIAN, SHOCKING HIM AGAIN! AND THERE’S ANOTHER BASEBALL SLIDE, AND HELLION USING THE ROPES PRESSES DUB’S BODY INTO THE CAGE AS DUB IS BEING TORTURED BY THE ELECTRICITY, WITH THE AMP RISING BY THE SECOND!
Kawajai: This is a one fall to the finish battle in the middle of this.. this death trap! That’s what this is, a death trap, and all of these men are doing their best to use this cage to their advantage. Hellion pulls Dub out and lifts him for the POWERBOMB… No, Dub batters the skull-
Mercer: STARR AND BRODY EXCHANGING PUNCHES, AND STARR TURNS BEHIND BRODY AND LIFTS HIM FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX THROW OVER THE ROPES INTO THE CAGE!!!
Kawajai: Dub lands behind Norman with the INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER, and Starr immediately grabs Norman and SENDS NORMAN SHOULDER-FIRST INTO BRODY’S MIDSECTION! But Lannister grabs Starr.. AND SENDS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE THROUGH THE ROPES! STARR TAKES A HARSH SHOCK AND COLLAPSES! Now DUB grabs Lannister and sends HIM through the rope– no, Lannister stops himself and Dub approaches him… BUT LANNISTER LIFTS HIM FOR THE FEUER FREI!!!! POP UP EUROPEA–
Mercer: DANIELS GRABS LANNISTER BEHIND BEFORE CONNECT AND HITS A WHEEL-BARROW BACK ROLL, AND HITS A ROLLING OVERHEAD RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING LANNISTER RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE! AND DANIELS WITH THE RUNNING BOOT TO THE SKULL! THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOONEE… TWOOOOOO…
Mercer: HELLION breaks the pin, and Starr immediately snatches him from behind.. LOW BLOW, KICK TO THE GROIN BY HELLION, AND NORMAN HITS THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!! NO, STARR DUCKS AND COUNTERS WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM!! STARR ON THE GROUND HOLDING HIS YAMBAG, BUT HE REFUSES TO FORGIVE HIMSELF FOR ALLOWING NORMAN TO GET HIM WITH THAT MOVE AT THE SHOWDOWN SUPERSHOW AND HE’S PLANTED NORMAN WITH A THUNDEROUS OLYMPIC SLAM!
Kawajai: Daniels pulls up Lannister and calls for Dubian. Both men hook Lannister right in front of one of the electric cage walls that have already done a number on some of these men.. BUT JEEZ, LOOK AT THE POWER, LANNISTER COUNTERS THE SUPLEX TO LIFT DANIELS AND DUBIAN UP… BUT BOTH MEN REGAIN FOOTING, KICK LANNISTER IN THE MIDSECTION.. BUT FROM BEHIND PSYCHO BRODY LEAPS ONTO DUB’S BACK TAKING HIM DOWN, AND ON THE GROUND BITES THE HELL OUT OF HIM! HE’S TRYING TO BITE A FREAKING CHUNK OUT OF DUB’S HEAD, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SICKO!? Daniels and Lannister grapple again.. Daniels heads behind him for the german.. Lannister counters with the standing switch and GUT-WRENCHES DANIELS.. BUT STARR LIFTS LANNISTER FROM BEHIND WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP AS LANNISTER IS ON STARR’S SHOULDERS WITH BRIAN DANIELS HELD IN A GUT-WRENCH!
Mercer: AND NORMAN SPRINTS UP AND TAKES STARR DOWN WITH THE BIG BOOT, AND AS STARR GOES DOWN LANNISTER GOES DOWN WITH HIM AND SENDS DANIELS FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH THE GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX THROW!!! WHAT A SEQUENCE, DANIELS TURNED INSIDE OUT, ALL THREE MEN TAKEN DOWN FROM THAT STANDING TOWER! Dub is throwing elbows at Brody who’s trying to choke Dubian out with a rear naked choke.. Dub’s got a heavy man on his back, a 305 pounder and Dub hits a snapmare! No, Brody rolls through and has Dub grounded with that rear naked choke, but here comes Norman Hellion who’s back up after taking that Olympic Slam and hitting that timely big boot, limping over to his RAGNAROK partner. Norman now sends frantic, vicious, brutal stomps anywhere and anywhere on Dub’s body! Dub’s eyes are shut, ANOTHER stomp by Norman sending blood flying out of his nose and ANOTHER opening up a cut on his head while he’s being choked out!
Kawajai: STARR FROM BEHIND GRABS NORMAN, ANOTHER OLYMPIC SLAM!!! NO, NORMAN HITS HEAVY ELBOWS AND CONNECTS DISCUS CLOTHESLINE.. NO, STARR DUCKS AND GRABS NORMAN FOR THE OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX… NO, NORMAN SHOVES HIM AWAY, DISCUS CLOTHESLINE SENDING STARR FLIPPING AND LANDING ON HIS NECK, NEARLY KNOCKING HIS FREAKING HEAD OFF!!!
Mercer: I FELT that, Kawa! Norman himself drops to the mat after that impact, I’m surprised he didn’t break his arm! Meanwhile Lannister who’s somewhat recovered is bringing Brian Daniels up to a seated position on the turnbuckle, with minimal fight being put up by Daniels after being sent across the ring with force. Lannister climbs up to the top himself and pulls Daniels up himself.. OH BOY, IT LOOKS LIKE LANNISTER WANTS SOME SORT OF SUPERPLEX, BUT DANIELS IS FIGHTING IT HITTING PUNCHES TO THE RIBS.. NOW LANNISTER HITS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, AND DANIELS BACK OF THE HEAD HITS THE WALL AS HE GETS ZAPPED AND LANNISTER HITS A SUPER PLEX OFF THE TOP, RATTLING THE ENTIRE RING!!! BOTH MEN SEEM TO BE OUT BY THAT!
Kawajai: DANIELS TURNED INSIDE OUT!! Norman Hellion grabs Daniels now, pulls him up and hits a RUNNING POWERBOMB INTO THE ELECTRIFIED CAGE WALL, KNOCKING HIM OUT! The referee now lifting the hand of Devan Dubian who’s been choked out by Psycho Brody… and drops it for a 1! He lifts Devans hand again… and DUB RAKES THE EYE OF BRODY AND ESCAPES! Dub on all fours, panting and wheezing meets a HARSH KICK TO THE RIBS from Hellion. Meanwhile Lannister now finally crawls over to Brian Daniels and covers with the lateral press.
Ref: OOONNNEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! .. THREEEEEEEEEEE
Kawajai: STARR LEAPS FOR THE ANKLE AND LOCKS IN THE GROUNDED GRAPEVINED ANKLE LOCK ON LANNISTER!!! STARR WITH EVERYTHING HE CAN POSSIBLY MUSTER UP HAS MADE THE SAVE AND IS LOOKING TO SNAP, NOT BEND, NOT WRENCH, SNAP LANNISTERS ANKLE! LANNISTER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT BRODY HITS A STANDING SAULT ON STARR! The hold is broken, and Starr’s looking to get back up but Brody’s hitting punches on Starr.. and Norman goes to help out Brod–
Mercer: DUB FROM BEHIND! OLYMPIC SLAM!! HELLION PLANTED WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM! WHAT A TREMENDOUS MOVE, NOW DUB POUNCES ON BRODY WITH ALL HE’S GOT, SENDING FURIOUS RIGHTS AND LEFTS AND PSYCHO BRODY.. DUB’S CAUGHT A SECOND WIND AND SENDS BRODY FLYING FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE! ELECTRICITY SURGING THROUGH BRODY’S BODY! Brody collapses between the ropes and the cage and Dub hits a SHOULDER BLOCK, ZAPPING BRODY.. AND ANOTHER SHOULDER… ANOTHER! … ANOTHER! REPEATED SHOULDERS, SHOCK-TORTURING BRODY ..
Kawajai: LANNISTER LIMPS OVER TO DUB AND WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING! DUB REBOUNDS, LANNISTER POPS HIM UP FOR THE FEUER FREI …………….. DUB COUNTERS INTO THE MOVEMENT CLOSER!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! IN MIDAIR!!!!!
Mercer: WOOOOO THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!!! EMPHATIC HOOK OF THE LEG!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEE!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! …. KICKOUT!!!!
Kawajai: KICK OUT!?!?!?
Mercer: I can’t believe this! I can’t believe Lannister kicked out of THAT! Dub sits up shocked, but he should be proud of himself for that incredible roll he went on just now.. now Dub drags Lannister back up and gets in a full nelson.. PERMISSION TO TESTIFY ABOUT TO CONNECT–
Kawajai: LANNISTER DROPS DOWN AND BRODY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN!! BROGUE KICK KNOCKING DUB CLEAN THE HELL OUT… BUT HERE COMES BRIAN DANIELS OUT OF NOWHERE HITTING THE VALAR MORGHULIS RUNNING KNEE ON PSYCHO BRODY!!!!! .. NOW NORMAN HELLION COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE ON BRIAN DANIELS!!!! NO, BRIAN DUCKS, NORMAN TURNS AROUND, STARR GRABS HIM AND HITS THE OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX INTO THE ELECTRIC CAGE, AND NORMAN HOLDS HIS BACK ABSOLUTELY TWISTING AROUND IN PAIN AFTER A SHOCK SURGES INTO HIM!
Mercer: LANNISTER! LANNISTER WITH THE DOUBLE LOW BLOW ON BRIAN AND STARR FROM BEHIND! BRIAN AND STARR BROUGHT TO THEIR KNEES, BUT I THINK THAT WAS JUST INSTINCTIVE FROM LANNISTER, BECAUSE HE’S STILL GOT BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH FROM EARLIER AND IS ABSOLUTELY DAZED, NOWHERE NEAR RESPONSIVE! All six of these men have been put through a war, put through hell! Psycho Brody now limps over to both Starr and Brian… and Brody grabs Starr.. lifts him!!! SHOCK THERAPY!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO, AND THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!!
Ref: OOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRE–
Kawajai: DANIELS WITH THE FOURTH SEAL!! DANIELS WITH THE FOURTH SEAL ON BRODY, PULLING HIM OFF OF STARR!! BRODY’S IN A WORLD OF PAIN, ON THE EDGE OF SUBMISSION AS DANIELS REARS BACK WITH EVERYTHING, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE’S GOT!!! BRODY LIFTS THE HAND… BRODY YELLING OUT IN PAIN, AND DANIELS IS GIVING IT 110% LOOKING TO END THIS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Mercer: LANNISTER FROM BEHIND GRABS DANIELS BY THE TIGHTS FOR THE ROLL UP!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEE!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Mercer: DUB FOR THE SAVE…………..
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Rains Of Castamere” hits )
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners… RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG NAAAAAAAAAAAA RRROOOKKKKK!!!
Kawajai: RAGNAROK STEALS IT!
( The High Voltage cage rises, and Lannister immediately rolls out of the ring as Daniels collapses to the mat with a stunned look on his face )
Mercer: I’m SWEATING, WHAT! A! MATCH! That was excitement, that was high octane from beginning to end! An ELECTRIFYING showcase, no pun intended!
Kawajai: Lannister calls it in, huh..
Mercer: Oh please, you’re gonna go there? Lannister and RAGNAROK have made away with the victory by ANY means necessary! All six of these men look like HELL! They completely punished each other, and Lannister simply went for the victory at the perfect time.
( Brody and Hellion are at the bottom of the ramp, and Lannister taunts on one knee while staring a stupefied Brian Daniels in the eye and winks. RAGNAROK painstakingly take their leave, with Dub, Starr and Brian all aching in pain, barely recovering. )
Kawajai: I guess it doesn’t matter how you do it, as long as it gets done.
( “Rains Of Castamere” stops as Daniels stands at the center of the ring, looking down )
Mercer: Daniels taking this loss rough, and he has every right to.
Kawajai: HEY HEY!!!!! DUB WITH THE MOVEMENT CLOSER ON DANIELS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?
( Dub stands over Brian and spits in his face, and Starr immediately separates him and Brian )
Starr: *off mic* WHAT THE FUCK’S THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
Dubian: THAT PIECE OF SHIT COST US THE MATCH! HE HELD US BACK! HE’S A LIABILITY!
( Starr slaps Dub across the face, and Dub grows two shades redder and gets into Starr’s face before quickly taking his leave )
Mercer: Ho.. ly.. COW! Things just went south real fast! Dub having a complete and total meltdown over this loss and completely blames it on Daniels, and can you blame him? It’s all his fault!
( Starr checks up on Daniels as Dub walks up the ramp without looking back )
Kawajai: I expected Dub to have a little more class than that. How sad.
Mercer: You are just the ultimate hypocrite tonight, aren’t you?
(Camera transitions backstage to Max A. Million walking up to a still damaged Xavier Williams as he’s being checked on by a Doctor)
Max: Mr. Williams? Is there any way we could get your thoughts on people’s reactions to your controversial victory over Diamond Cage earlier tonight?
Xavier: Controversial? Is that what they’re calling it? What, because I took advantage of Cage when he was distracted? Quality Control came out there to take the both of us out; he knew that just as well as I did. Once they were taken care of, he should have known what would happen. It’s his own fault. And you know what? It’s ALWAYS been his fault. Cage – for as much as a “lone wolf” as he tries to be – is simply TOO trusting. He put his trust in DEDEDE and look what happened. He put his trust in Zack Crash, and look what happened. He put his trust in me tonight. His OPPONENT. Look what happened. I told Cage whatever I do to him isn’t personal and if takes that personal, then so be it. I have no sympathy for Diamond Cage. I saw an opportunity and I took it, and if there’s ANYTHING I learned from that scumbag, Dark Demon, it’s how to be opportunistic… And you know what? I think I like it. I think we’re done here.
Max: Thank you for your time.
( http://i.imgur.com/EWZRv0T.png shows on the screen as the crowd erupts with cheers )
Mercer: And now the time has finally arrived; our Shock Value main event is at hand!
Kawajai: This match is most definitely not for the faint of heart; not that ANY match tonight has been, but this one perhaps even more so as it’s become clear these two men – Jacob Senn and Scott Diamond – will do absolutely EVERYTHING in their power to hold the EAW Championship in their hands and no volts of electricity, no weapons, and no Chairman is going to get in their way!
(The camera shows the face of Jacob Senn from a couple weeks prior on Voltage)
Scott: I killed you.
(The camera shows Zack Crash’s face)
Scott: I killed you.
(The camera shows the Voltage audience)
Scott: I killed ALL of you, and there was nothing any of you could do about it.
(Scott Diamond is shown destroying his adversaries in the past after debuting in EAW)
Scott: I spent years destroying everything in my path. You know what they all had in common? They all underestimated what Scott Diamond can do.
(Scott Diamond is shown pinning Dark Demon in the main event of Pain For Pride 6 before ripping off the EAW Banners and ending the show)
Scott: They ALL overlooked Scott Diamond, and before they even knew what hit them, I had them all in the palm of my hands; at my mercy! I’m not trying to intimidate you… I’m giving you a warning.
(“Enemy” by Blue Stahli begins to play in the background as Scott Diamond is shown interfering in the EAW Championship match at Territorial Invasion and assaulting Jacob Senn)
Scott: I’m done sitting back and letting this World forget who Scott Diamond is. I’ve got an invasion for you of my own.
“Lost in the time, in the way/Gone but not forgotten”
(Jacob Senn is shown defeating the likes of Brian Daniels, Devan Dubian, Dark Demon, and Psycho Brody to retain his EAW Championship)
Senn: Scott, you know the old saying “The bigger they are, the harder they fall”, right? For too long you’ve been building yourself to be something larger than life, and I got a feeling that real soon, it’s all coming down right on top of your head! I’m the Undisputed Champion of Professional Wrestling, Scott! The Fabled Conqueror? And you… You’re just a relic of the past waiting for the final nail to come.
“New secret crimes to repay/Now the walls of fallen”
(Senn and Scott are shown face to face with one another)
“And so it’s now or never…”
(Senn is shown assaulting Scott in his Unified Tag Team Title defense against RAGNAROK)
“I’m breathing in/I’m breathing out”
(Scott is shown assaulting Senn in their Unified Tag Title match and looking back at the battered EAW Champion with a sadistic smile on his face)
“I’ll cut the ties/That hold me down”
(Scott and Senn are shown brawling with one another both in the ring and into the crowd on an episode of Voltage)
“I’m breathing in/I’m breathing out”
Scott: You have nobody left to help you, Senn!
Senn: You want a fight? I’ll give you a fight.
“I’ll be the enemy”
(A damaged Zack Crash is shown with a microphone in hand following Senn’s successful defense against Psycho Brody)
Zack: Alright, Senn, you want your match? You want Shock Value back? You’ve got it! It’s gonna be the Last Night of Extreme for you and everyone else! And I’m gonna be the Special Guest Referee!
“I’m breathing in/I’m breathing out/I’ll cut the ties/That hold me down”
(Scott and Senn are shown staring down with one another in a contract signing on Voltage)
Senn: I’m not waiting until Shock Value, and if we can’t do this here, then we’ll just have to find somewhere where we can.
“I’m breathing in”
(Scott and Senn are shown brawling with one another in a junkyard last Friday as both men are bloodied)
Scott: You wanted a fight?
“I’m breathing out”
(Scott is shown picking up Senn as police arrive at the junkyard and throwing Senn through a windshield of a car)
Scott: You got one.
“I’ll be the enemy”
(Scott is shown being escorted into a patrol car with a bloody smile on his face while Senn’s body is helped out by paramedics)
(Camera cuts back to the US Airways Center as “Outlaw” by Disciple plays all throughout the arena)
Mercer: Well, without further adieu, it looks like we’re officially ready to get this thing started! I can’t wait!
(Zack Crash makes his way out to the stage and down the ramp; dressed in track pants, a Referee shirt, and a small device in hand as he’s met with a chorus of boos)
Announcer: Please welcome the Special Guest Referee for this contest…. He is the Owner and Chairman of Extreme Answers Wrestling…. ZACK CRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!….
Kawajai: Well for those of you wondering, that little device in Zack’s hand there is what he’ll be using to send the volts of electricity through the shock collar of whomever is caught in a hold throughout this match. Zack looks more than pleased to be the one with that job.
(“Black Skinhead (Sovereign King Metal Remix)” plays all throughout the arena as the arena’s lightning goes dim and a spotlight shines on Scott Diamond – dressed in black boots, black and blue-colored MMA shorts, and MMA gloves – makes his way out to the stage with a smug Ashten Cross following at the hip)
Mercer: I’d REALLY like to say I’m on Jacob Senn’s side for this bout, but… Honestly… How can I deny the fact that THIS monstrous, merciless, bastard of a man isn’t walking out of the US Airways Center with the EAW Championship around his waist and Senn’s decapitated head clutched in his hand? After how he destroyed the Champion last week… I’m afraid I’m pulling for this man, Scott Diamond.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYlNR1jgJxk all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn slowly makes his way out to the stage; dressed in red and white tights, a “Fabled Conqueror” t-shirt on, a hooded leather jacket that covers his face, and the EAW Championship wrapped around his waist)
Kawajai: It seems as though Senn is going into this battle all on his own… As far as we know, that is. Despite this, Senn has clearly been out to prove he’s capable of defending this EAW Championship without the aid of others and has done a good job thus far against the likes of Dark Demon and Psycho Brody, but tonight… Well, tonight he may NEED help more than he would like to admit to. Regardless, Senn’s got determination and a whole lot of it, so let’s see if it’ll be enough to conquer this challenger in Scott Diamond.
(Scott Diamond and Jacob Senn stare down in adjacent corners of the ring from one another)
Announcer: The following contest is YOUR SHOCK VALUE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING…. AND IT WILL BE A SHOCK COLLAR “I QUIT” MATCH!!! The rules of this match are as follows… Both competitors will be tied to one another by shock collars, and every time a hold is applied, the Referee, Zack Crash, will send volts of electricity through the collar of the victim. The only way to win is to put your opponent in enough pain to force them to say “I Quit”!…. Now, first, to my right, the challenger… From Long Island, New York…. He weighed in tonight at 280 pounds…. HE IS “THE PERFECT STORM”…. THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “GOD OF THE UNIVERSE”…. “ANTI” SCOTT DIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOONNNNNNDDDDDDD!!!….
(Scott remains unmoving as a crew member locks the shock collar around his neck)
Announcer: And to my left…. From Chicago, Illinois…. He weighed in tonight at 205 pounds…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W WORLD CHAMPION…. “THE CORNERSTONE”…. “THE CROWN JEWEL”…. “THE FABLED CONQUEROR”…. “THE KINGSBANE”…. “THE SECOND CITY SON”….. JACOB SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!…..
(Senn defiantly lifts up his EAW Championship before handing it off to Zack Crash reluctantly as a crew member locks a shock collar around his neck)
Mercer: Well, both men are now tied to one another and ready to get this thing underway… Zack shows off the prestigious EAW Championship before calling for the bell and here… We… GO!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SCOTT DIAMOND USES THAT CORD TO PULL SENN INTO HIM–HE’S GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! NO WAY!! VORTEX!!!!
Mercer: No–Senn’s fighting it! Senn’s not letting it happen that easily as he drives a flurry of elbows into the side of Scott’s skull! Senn manages to successfully escape as he drops behind Scott and goes for a rolling elbow! Nobody’s home as Scott ducks it! Senn spins around–HE’S PULLED INTO SCOTT AGAIN BY THAT CORD! No! Senn’s got it scouted the second time as he leaps up for a knee right into the face of Scott! That momentum he gave Senn just backfired! Another jumping knee nails Scott upside the jaw! Scott’s already looking dazed as Senn now unloads with a flurry of blows to the face of his opponent! Senn holding no punches; he wants to end his opponent just as quickly as Scott does! Scott’s actually wobbling! A fire unlike any other has been ignited in the eyes of Jacob Senn as he nails Scott right into the mid-section with a shoot kick! A spinning backfist connects off the jaw as spit goes flying from Scott’s mouth! AND SENN LOOKS TO TOP IT OFF WITH A LARIAT! SCOTT CATCHES HIM FIRST WITH A DECAPITATING LARIAT OF HIS OWN AS SENN COMPLETELY FLIPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Kawajai: The Second City Combination is null as Senn has found himself left in a daze by his opponent! Scott’s not letting the torture end there as he grabs Senn up by his hair! Senn better think of something fast! Scott with a couple unrelenting kicks of his own off the face of the EAW Champion! Scott using his superior strength to pull Senn straight up to his feet and meets him with an immediate knee right into the gut! Another knee! Senn’s moving; trying to force Scott into the nearest corner! It’s no good as Scott easily overpowers Senn and throws the Champion into the corner instead like a rag doll! Scott charges forward! He’s caught with a boot to the jaw from Senn! Senn’s still alive and kicking! He looks worn out already, but he shakes the cobwebs and gets to the second turnbuckle… SENN LEAPS AND CATCHES THE HEAD OF SCOTT! LOOKING FOR A TORNADO DDT!! HOLD ON… SCOTT SEEMS TO BE FIGHTING IT AS SENN’S BODY SPINS AROUND AND AROUND, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH IT! Scott finally manages to slow the Tornado DDT attempt down and stops Senn completely! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Scott showing great athleticism as he flips his body over and pulls Senn’s upper body towards him on the canvas… GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN! Zack’s got the microphone ready!
Zack: Do you quit?!
Mercer: Senn refuses to respond as he looks more focused on escaping this hold! The electricity increasing the intense pain from it! He’s a desperate man! He doesn’t have even minutes to escape this; he could be out cold within SECONDS at the hands of Scott Diamond! Scott’s showing absolutely no mercy and has no reason to as he looks to practically pop the head of Senn clean off of his damn shoulders! Senn… Senn’s doing everything he possibly can to get out of this… Senn slowly, SOMEHOW pulling himself up… Scott continues increasing the pressure on this Guillotine Choke as Senn is showing some miraculous strength here by slowly but surely lifting himself up! Senn continues to refuse to give Zack any kind of response as he slowly pulls both himself and Scott up off the canvas… Senn’s on his feet! Amazing! The EAW Champion may actually be able to find a way out of this! Senn wraps an arm around the back of Scott’s neck! LOOK AT THIS–SENN’S LIFTING HIS OPPONENT! MY GOD! SUPLEX!! SENN BREAKS THE HOLD AND SUPLEXES SCOTT OVER THE ROPES!! SENN GOES SPILLING OVER THE ROPES AND DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WITH HIS OPPONENT BY THAT CORD THAT ATTACHES THEM TO ONE ANOTHER!
Kawajai: Both of these competitors are already in a great deal of pain! Senn’s gasping for air here as a more annoyed than anything Scott Diamond slowly makes his way back up to his feet while Ashten Cross cheers him on! Senn’s in a great deal of pain, but he knows what’s at stake as he grabs at the ring apron and drags himself back up to a vertical base… Scott manages to get up first…. Senn’s–SCOTT PULLS HIM IN BY THAT CORD! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SEND JACOB SENN FLYING RIGHT ONTO THE MAT WITH GREAT VELOCITY! Scott slowly sits up; laughing at the trap he just pulled successfully on his opponent before getting back up… Scott looks more amused than anything now as he tightly pulls on that cord that binds them to each other; choking the EAW Champion!
Mercer: Senn’s gasping for air once more; trying to get up to keep from blacking out from the shock collar choking him! SCOTT PULLS SENN ALL THE WAY UP AND INTO HIM! AS SCORPION WOULD SAY, GET OVER HERE! A SECOND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDS SENN PLUMMETING BACK ONTO THE MAT!! Senn has put up a Hell of a fight thus far, but it’s safe to say Scott has been and IS in full control! Senn can hardly breathe by this point; he’s desperately trying to just get up and attempt to defend himself, but this monster of a man just won’t allow that! Scott Diamond wants to see that EAW Championship wrapped around his waist and he’s willing to absolutely torture Senn to get it! Both of these men are conquerors in their own right, but right now it looks like Jacob Senn might be the one bound to be a trophy on Scott’s mantel! Senn’s legs visibly shaking, not from fear, but from the pain he’s gone through thus far… Scott’s already up and already with that familiar sadistic look! HE PULLS SENN TO HIM BY THAT CORD! SENN SWINGS! BUT HE’S STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS BY A KNEE TO THE GUT FROM SCOTT! SCOTT GRABS SENN BY HIS HAIR AND UNLOADS WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM!
Kawajai: Scott putting absolutely EVERYTHING into those blows as a deep gash appears over the left eyebrow of Senn; blood running down into his eye as Scott pulls him in! Scott could be looking for a death blow here as he picks up Senn and sets him up… LOOKING FOR THE COLD HARD JUSTICE!!! THAT CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB HAS TAKEN DOZENS OF VICTIMS! HOLD ON–Senn’s fighting it! Senn’s still alive here as he tries everything he can to escape! Scott backs up into the steel steps! Senn gets his feet on the steps and nails Scott with an elbow into the back of his skull! Another elbow as Senn breaks free entirely! An annoyed Scott turns around! SENN USES THAT CORD AND DROPS OFF THE STEPS–PULLING SCOTT DOWN FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEPS! Senn’s slow to capitalize, but he’s just found a golden opportunity here! Scott is dazed! Senn quickly climbs onto the steps before Scott can react! KICK CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF SCOTT! The challenger is dazed as blood starts running down his nose; it may be broken! Senn’s picking up momentum he desperately needs! He runs on the apron! SENN LEAPS! TORNADO DDT CONNECTS AS SCOTT DIAMOND’S SKULL IS DRILLED RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!!
Mercer: Both competitors now down and out, but at the very least, Senn has managed to open up a big opportunity for himself! Scott’s in a great deal of pain as a worried Ashten Cross tries to verbally motivate him to get back up! Referee Zack Crash has joined them here on the outside as Senn grabs a hold of our table and slowly pulls himself back up to his feet… Scott following behind.. Senn’s fully up as Scott’s to his knees–SENN WASTES NO TIME AS HE RUSHES SCOTT WITH AN INCREDIBLY LOUD KICK RIGHT OFF THE STERNUM! ANOTHER KICK! A THIRD KICK–SCOTT MANAGES TO CATCH IT! SENN’S NOT HAVING IT AS HE QUICKLY NAILS SCOTT WITH A SHOT TO HIS POSSIBLY BROKEN NOSE! ANOTHER CLOSED-FIST SHOT! A SPINNING KICK CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE JAW OF SCOTT FROM SENN AS HE FREES HIMSELF! SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS AS BLOOD GOES FLYING OFF OF SCOTT’S FACE! AND THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION IS SUCCESSFUL AS SENN LEVELS SCOTT WITH A LARIAT!!!
Kawajai: Senn’s still in a great deal of pain, but he at least looks to be thinking more clearly now as he tries to shake the cobwebs and get to searching for a victory in this brutal match… Senn turns Scott over… Setting him up… OATHKEEPER!!!! THAT SCORPION CROSSLOCK WITH A DRAGON SLEEPER IS LOCKED IN!!! NO–SCOTT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BREAKS FREE FROM IT! Scott using his huge physique to his advantage there and NAILS Senn with a brutal elbow off the face while he’s at it! Scott’s crawling away, just trying to get away and recuperate for a moment… But look at this! Senn now using that cord attached to them to his advantage as he pulls Scott back to him! Both men in a tug of war here! Scott slowly being brought back up to his feet… HE USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE EXLODES TOWARDS SENN WITH A BIG LARIAT! Nobody’s home as Scott ducks it and wraps the cord around Scott for a waist lock! GERMAN SUPLEX?!! No–Scott’s using his weight to his advantage as he fights it! Scott sends his head back right into the face of Senn! Scott’s broken free as he spins around! SENN WITH AN IMMEDIATE JUMPING ENZUIGIRI THAT ROCKS THE SKULL OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! Senn quickly climbs back to his feet for–A DAZED SCOTT GRABS HIM BY HIS TIGHTS AND PULLS HIM INTO HIM! SCOTT LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!!
Mercer: SENN NAILS SCOTT WITH THE SAME TACTIC AS HE SENDS HIS SKULL RIGHT BACK INTO SCOTT’S FACE! SENN’S BROKEN FREE! PELE KICK!!! SCOTT DODGES AND CATCHES THE FOOT OF SENN!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! THE ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN TIGHTLY ON THE CHAMPION AS ZACK GOES IN TO ASK HIM!! ELECTRICITY SURGING THROUGH THAT SHOCK COLLAR OF SENN IN THIS DIRE SITUATION!!
Zack: DO YOU QUIT?!
Kawajai: Blood continues to flow down the face of Scott as he cranks and twists on the ankle of his opponent! Looking to possibly snap it!
Senn: NO! NO!
Mercer: Senn’s crawling; doing anything and everything he can to get out of this! Scott would love nothing more than for Senn to just give it all up right here and now! SENN FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD AS SCOTT DIAMOND IS SENT CATAPULTING INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST!! A DAZED AND CONFUSED AND BLOODIED SCOTT DIAMOND IS SENT REELING BACK INTO THE BARRICADE; THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM PROPPED UP! Senn’s ankle is killing him, but he’s more determined than ever with a scowl across his face as he hobbles up to his feet… SENN CHARGES WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HUGE STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS OFF THE SKULL OF SCOTT!! Senn quickly back up to his feet! He’s running on pure adrenaline here! HE CHARGES ONCE MORE! A MASSIVE DROPKICK CONNECTS THIS TIME OFF THE FACE OF SCOTT!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY STILL UP BUT LEANING ALMOST COMPLETELY AGAINST THE BARRICADE AS SENN GETS BACK UP! ASHTEN CROSS TRYING TO GET IN THE WAY HERE! SENN PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE WAY AND CHARGES! AND A MASSIVE LARIAT SENDS BOTH MEN CRASHING OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE FRONT ROW!!!
Kawajai: Senn isn’t even stopping there! He’s laying into Scott Diamond with shot after shot after shot after shot as the crowd surrounds them! Scott’s doing all he can to defend himself! Senn pushes a fan out of the way and picks up a chair of their’s! He props Scott up against the barricade… SENN COMES CHARGING! A DROPKICK WITH A STEEL CHAIR CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT! SENN’S NOT FINISHED AS HE GRABS ANOTHER CHAIR AND SWINGS IT INTO THE BODY OF SCOTT AGAIN AND AGAIN! NO MERCY FROM THE EAW CHAMPION! HE’S PREPARED TO MURDER HIS OPPONENT IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN! SENN JABS THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR INTO SCOTT’S THROAT; PRESSING IT FORCEFULLY AGAINST HIM AS ELECTRICITY SURGES THROUGH HIS SHOCK COLLAR!!
Zack: DO YOU QUIT?!
Mercer: I don’t think Scott could say he quits even if he wanted to with that chair crushing his throat!
Scott: N…. NO!
Kawajai: Senn puts a stop to the hold and throws the chair down… I can’t imagine what Senn could be thinking now as he climbs back over the barricade! Senn’s using that cord that connects them by their shock collars to his advantage as he pulls on it with everything he’s got; slowly choking out Scott Diamond!
Zack: DO YOU QUIT?!
Mercer: Scott’s not responding as he slowly pulls himself up to lessen the choke! Scott manages to get his upper torso atop the barricade as Senn immediately climbs onto the ring apron… Scott trying to climb back over… SENN RUNS OFF THE APRON!! JUMPING HARMONIC DIVERGENCE!!!! AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL CURB STOMP SENDS SCOTT SKULL-FIRST ONTO THE MAT AS HIS BODY FLIPS BACK OVER THE BARRICADE!!! ABSOLUTELY BARBARIC! Senn has nothing but pure hate flowing through him! Blood has filled his left eye from that gash he got earlier and it’s making him look all the more insane here as he climbs back up to the apron and jumps over the ropes to pull that cord and choke out his opponent once more! Zack’s asking a bloodied and potentially unconscious Scott Diamond is he quits, but Scott looks like he may not be in shape to say anything! He’s got a glazed over look in his eyes! This looks like a lynching as Senn pulls viciously on that cord to choke out Scott! The incredible pain of the electricity surging through that collar seems to be the only thing making Scott desperately cling to anything that could help him! Scott slowly makes his way over to the ring; climbing up onto the apron to stop the choke! Senn puts a stop to it as he grabs a hold of a bloodied and battered Scott and pulls him up… SCOTT MANAGES TO NAIL SENN WITH A FOREARM OFF THE FACE! A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE!
Kawajai: Scott is SOMEHOW still alive as he grabs the back of Senn’s head and quickly navigates him into the nearest corner! Senn stops Scott’s attempt to drive him face-first into that top turnbuckle with his foot and immediately swings for Scott! He’s caught! SCOTT WITH AMAZING STRENGTH SOMEHOW PULLS SENN OVER THE ROPES AND VICIOUSLY THROWING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A MODIFIED BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! UNBELIEVABLE! SCOTT SEEMS TO BARELY KNOW WHERE HE IS! BLOOD COVERING THE LOWER PART OF HIS FACE AND HIS EYES LOOKING LIKE THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY’S HOME! SCOTT LEAPS OFF THE APRON AND NAILS SENN WITH A FLYING SENTON!! THAT’S A GOOD WAY TO SNAP SOMEBODY’S RIBS!! Scott Diamond may have very well just saved himself in this match with those two brutal maneuvers! Jacob Senn was well on his way to a victory when Scott pulled that out of the blue! Now it looks as though neither competitor is in control! Both seem to be just as brutalized and dazed as the other… It’s now a race to see who can get to their feet first… Both men seem evenly matched here as… Hold on… Hold on–I think Ashten Cross may have just slipped something to Scott… Senn makes it up–SCOTT DRIVES A LED PIPE INTO THE GUT OF SENN! BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN FROM A WOUND FROM THAT PIPE! SCOTT STRIKES HIM WITH IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Mercer: Senn’s barely on his feet; he’s propped up on his opponent… AND SCOTT SOMEHOW PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! SCOTT IS LOOKING DAZED! HE’S LOOKING CONFUSED! BUT HE’S GOT SENN IN HIS GRASP! VORTEX!!!! A VORTEX CONNECTS AS SENN’S BODY IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST!!!! ASHTEN CROSS IS JUMPING FOR JOY! HE BELIEVES SCOTT OFFICIALLY HAS THIS WON! Scott is somehow still moving; motivated only by the intent to destroy his opponent and take the Championship he believes belongs to him! Scott slowly pulls himself up; pulling Senn with him… He sends him rolling back into the ring… Scott picks up that led pipe and slides back in; his expression turning back to that sadistic smile… Senn’s doing everything he can to get up… Scott pulls on that cord to help drag Senn up with him… AND DRIVES THAT PIPE INTO THE GUT OF SENN! AGAIN! SCOTT DROPS THE PIPE AND PULLS HIM ON! FLOODLOK!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! NO–SENN’S FIGHTING! HE’S STILL IN THIS AS HE CHARGES SCOTT INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! SENN REFUSES TO LET IT END HERE AS HE NAILS SCOTT WITH A SHOULDER THRUST! ANOTHER SHOULDER THRUST! IT’S BROKEN! THE FLOODLOK IS BROKEN AS SENN ESCAPES! SCOTT IMMEDIATELY PULLS SENN IN FOR A POTENTIAL BEAR HUG!!! SENN LAYS INTO SCOTT WITH MERCILESS SHOTS! THAT TOO IS BROKEN!
Kawajai: AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW CONNECTS AS SENN IS SENT FALLING BACK; TRYING TO ROLL BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S GOT TO KEEP GOING IF HE HOPES TO WIN THIS! SCOTT EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AS SENN REACHES HIS FEET! POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! IT MISSES AS SENN DUCKS! SENN USES THAT CORD AND PULLS IT TO CATCH SCOTT WITH A LOWBLOW!! Scott’s still on his feet, but he’s wobbling! Senn quickly looks to capitalize as he wraps up Scott with that cord! AND A MODIFIED DEVIL LOCK DDT CONNECTS!! SCOTT DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS! Both men in excruciating pain as they race back to their feet… Senn’s the first up as he grabs a hold of Scott! LOOKING TO SET UP THE OATHKEEPER!!! SCOTT ONCE AGAIN FIGHTS IT! AN ELBOW NAILS SENN! Scott scrambles to get back up, pushing himself to his highest limits to do so! HE’S UP! SCOTT GOES FOR A BIG LARIAT! Nobody’s home as Senn charges into the ropes! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT–SENN LOOKING FOR A PHENOMENON DDT–SCOTT CATCHES HIM!! RUNNING POWERSLAM CONNECTS INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!! Senn’s trapped in a tree of woe as a desperate Scott places a foot to the Champion’s throat to choke him out!
Zack: DO YOU QUIT?!
Mercer: Senn trying to shake his head “no”, but he may not have anywhere to go! He may not be able to escape this! Scott is doing absolutely everything he can; applying as much pressure as possible until his opponent is no longer even breathing! Senn may have no choice left! Scott’s losing his patience as he lets go of the hold and backs up… HE COMES CHARGING! SENN MANAGES TO PULL HIS UPPERBODY UP! SCOTT SEES IT COMING AS HE NAILS SENN WITH A BIG FOREARM OFF THE BACK OF THE SKULL! Scott climbs up. picking Senn up with him! LOOKING FOR A BACKDROP DRIVER OFF OF THE SECOND ROPE PERHAPS!!! Senn’s fighting! He rolls off the shoulder of Scott and miraculously to his feet! SCOTT SWINGS AROUND WITH A MASSIVE KICK OFF THE FACE OF SENN!!
Kawajai: Senn manages to block the oncoming kick and launches himself forward for a jumping forearm into the face of Scott! Another shot as he climbs up there with him! Scott’s fighting back with shots of his own! Scott catches Senn with a shot to the mid-section! Another shot! ANOTHER! Senn swings! SCOTT CATCHES IT AND TURNS IT INTO THE FLOODLOK!!!! HE’S GOT THAT VICIOUS KIMURA LOCK IN TIGHT WHILE SITTING ATOP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SENN HAS ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO! NOWHERE TO RUN! BLOOD HAS COVERED THE MOUTH AND JAW OF SCOTT; MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE A DEMON AS HE WRENCHES AND TWISTS AT THE RIGHT ARM OF SENN! IT COULD ONLY BE A MATTER OF SECONDS BEFORE SOMETHING IS BROKEN!! SENN WANTS TO GET OUT OF THIS! HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO AND NEEDS TO, BUT IT MAY BE TIME TO GIVE IT UP!
Zack: DO YOU QUIT, SENN?
Mercer: SENN’S NOT ANSWERING, BUT THAT MAY BE BECAUSE HE’S ALREADY PASSED OUT FROM THE INCREDIBLE PAIN! ZACK MAY HAVE TO JUST CALL THIS ONE! WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A NEW EAW CHAMPION! SCOTT… SCOTT’S BEING LIFTED?! HE’S BEING LIFTED! SENN’S PICKING HIM UP!! HE’S SOMEHOW PICKING SCOTT UP AND MAY BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THIS YET! SCOTT’S FACE SAYS IT ALL! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! SCOTT QUICKLY BREAKS THE HOLD BEFORE SENN CAN DO ANYTHING AND SENDS MULTIPLE CLUBBING BLOWS INTO HIS SPINE! Senn slides off back to the canvas… AND LEAPS WITH A JUMPING ENZUIGIRI OFF THE SKULL OF SCOTT!! Scott’s dropped down onto the top turnbuckle as Senn may have found a chance to completely turn this around and win it… Scott slowly climbing back up on the top turnbuckle to regain his balance as Senn climbs up to a vertical base… Ashten Cross loudly yelling for his client to turn this around… SENN’S UP AND IMMEDIATELY CHARGES!!
(Jacob Senn leaps over the top rope with a Fosbury Flop onto Ashten Cross on the outside that sends Scott Diamond off the top turnbuckle by the attached cord and flying through the Announce table on the outside)
Kawajai: JESUS H CHRIST!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND–
(Kawajai and Jake Mercer struggle to get their headsets readjusted and get out of the way of Scott Diamond in the shattered remains of their table)
Kawajai: JACOB SENN JUST TOOK OUT BOTH SCOTT DIAMOND AND ASHTEN CROSS IN ONE FOWL SWOOP!!! THEY’RE BOTH OUT!!! ASHTEN TAKEN OUT WITH A BEAUTIFUL FOSBURY FLOP AND SCOTT PULLED OFF THE TOP BY THAT CORD ATTACHED TO BOTH MEN AND SENT FLYING THROUGH OUR TABLE!! HE’S NOT MOVING!! SCOTT DIAMOND MAY BE DEAD!! HE’S DOWN AND OUT AND RIPE FOR THE PICKING! SENN NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE! HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING AND DO SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY IF HE HOPES TO RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! SENN’S PULLING HIMSELF UP AS HE STUMBLES OVER TO SCOTT; DRAGGING HIM BACK UP… PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO PULLING THE BIG MAN UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! SENN SLIDES IN; LOOKING TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! SETTING SCOTT UP! SENN’S GOT A LUST FOR VICTORY IN HIS EYES AS HE SETS IT UP… AND… HE’S GOT IT! OATHKEEPER!!!! THE OATHKEEPER IS LOCKED IN ON SCOTT DIAMOND!!! ZACK CRASH IN SCOTT’S FACE NOW; ASKING HIM IF HE QUITS! SCOTT DOESN’T WANT TO! SCOTT’S SHAKING HIS HEAD, BUT HE MAY HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO DO! SCOTT HAS TO GIVE IT UP!! HE’S…. SCOTT’S TRYING…. HE’S TRYING TO ESCAPE….
Mercer: SCOTT’S SLOWLY BUT SURELY FIGHTING! HE’S BROKEN… HE BREAKS THROUGH THE OATHKEEPER!! INCREDIBLE–SCOTT’S CAUGHT ANOTHER WIND AS HE FORCES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET WITH SENN CAUGHT ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE MAY BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER VORTEX!!! NO–SHOT TO THE BACK–A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE FROM ZACK CRASH?! ZACK JUST NAILED SCOTT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE LEG WITH THAT LED PIPE FROM EARLIER!! Scott falls to one knee… Slowly pulling himself up with Senn still in his grasp as he turns to Zack with a look of confusion and anger! What does Zack think he’s doing?! SENN WRAPS THAT CORD AROUND SCOTT’S THROAT! WRAPPING THE ENTIRE CORD AROUND SCOTT’S THROAT AS HE CHOKES THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! I DON’T THINK SENN KNOWS WHAT JUST HAPPENED!! SCOTT’S REACHING FOR ZACK, BUT HE’S DRIVEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS BY SENN! KOJI CLUTCH!!! SENN’S GOT THAT ENTIRE CORD AROUND SCOTT’S THROAT, AS WELL AS A KOJI CLUTCH AS VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY COURSE THROUGH THAT SHOCK COLLAR!! SCOTT’S TRYING TO FIGHT, BUT HE’S QUICKLY FADING!! I THINK HE JUST PASSED OUT!! HE’S UNABLE TO ANSWER ZACK! ZACK IMMEDIATELY CALLS FOR THE BELL!! THAT’S IT?!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“My Demons” by Starset plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash grabs the EAW Championship and hands it over to a confused Jacob Senn)
Announcer: Uh…. THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST…. AND STIIIILLLLLLL EAW CHAMPION….. JACOB SEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Kawajai: I…. What just happened?! Zack just struck Scott out of completely nowhere and now he’s called for the match and given it to Senn! Whatever’s going on, it doesn’t look like Senn’s in on out as he argues with Zack… Senn’s a bloody mess as he stumbles up to his feet; grabbing at the shirt of Zack Crash as he gets in his face!
(“My Demons” fades out as Zack and Senn argue with one another)
Mercer: I really don’t know what to make of this, Kawa, but what’s been made clear is that Jacob Senn has been declared the winner tonight… Hold on! Senn pushes Zack into the corner! He’s getting right in the face of the Chairman! This isn’t gonna end well!
Kawajai: Zack turns it around as Senn is in the corner! Zack seems to be trying to calm the EAW Champion!
Zack (without a microphone): I did you a favor! You know how much has been invested into you? Do you!? You couldn’t do it on your own and I took care of it! I’m giving you a huge opportunity! Just take it!
Kawajai: I can’t believe what I’m hearing; Zack thinks he just did Senn a favor by that!? Are you serious? A FURIOUS SENN SPITS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ZACK! HE’S HEARD ENOUGH! ZACK SLAPS SENN ACROSS THE FACE! THE CHAIRMAN TELLING SENN HE’S GONNA REGRET WHAT HE JUST DID! HE–ZACK’S SPUN AROUND! SCOTT DIAMOND’S BACK UP AND HE’S GOT ZACK ON HIS SHOULDERS!! IS THIS GUY EVEN HUMAN!? VORTEX!!!! NO–ZACK JUST BARELY ESCAPES AND BOLTS TO THE OUTSIDE!! Zack’s trying to calm down this pissed off beast that is Scott Diamond as Scott slowly makes his way to the outside and lumbers his way towards the Chairman! Scott knows he just got screwed and he wants redemption! Zack rushes to the backstage area as a battered and beaten and bloodied Scott follows after him!
Mercer: Scott needs to just accept the loss he was given and move on; there’s no good that can come out of seeking payback on the Chairman of the company of all people! He–
(“Invisible” by Downstait plays all throughout the arena as the crowd erupts with cheers)
(Xavier Williams rushes down the ramp with his Cash In The Vault Briefcase in hand and a Referee at his side as the crowd cheers him on)
Mercer: HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! HE SAID HE’S NOT CASHING IN UNTIL PAIN FOR PRIDE! THIS GODDAMN LIAR!
Kawajai: WELL WE’VE BEEN SEEING A NEW OPPORTUNISTIC SIDE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS AS OF LATE, AND WE MAY BE SEEING IT ALL COME TO A HEAD RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!
(“Invisible” fades out as a bloodied and damaged Jacob Senn stares down with a determined Xavier Williams)
Kawajai: Senn has absolutely NOBODY at his side anymore! No Murrow! No RAGNAROK! Not even Zack Crash! He’s a bloody mess and obviously vulnerable! SENN CHARGES FORWARD AND SWINGS!! IT MISSES! END OF HEARTACHE!!!! THE END OF HEARTACHE CONNECTS AS SENN IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN AND OUT!! XAVIER HANDS THE REFEREE HIS BRIEFCASE AND YELLS FOR HIM TO START THE MATCH!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! THE REFEREE HANDS IT OVER TO THE ANNOUNCER AND TELLS HIM!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…. XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS CHOSEN TO CASH IN HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP….
Mercer: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana plays all throughout the arena as a still visibly damaged Diamond Cage rushes down to the ring while the crowd erupts with cheers)
Kawajai: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?! DIAMOND CAGE NOW?! CAGE IS CHARGING DOWN HERE WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! XAVIER CHARGES! CAGE DROPS HIM WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN; LAYING INTO HIM WITH SHOT AFTER SHOT! XAVIER PUSHES HIM OFF AS BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET! THEY’RE UP! SUPERKICK FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS! CAGE CATCHES IT! HE PULLS XAVIER IN AND NAILS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! HE’S GOT HIM UP! MERCY RULE!!!! THE MERCY RULE CONNECTS AS XAVIER WILLIAMS IS LAID OUT!!! I THINK DIAMOND CAGE JUST GOT A LITTLE PAYBACK FROM EARLIER ON XAVIER!!
Mercer: ANYONE ELSE LOOKING TO SHOW UP?! This is ridiculous! Diamond Cage now… Xavier drops to the outside as Cage eyes that EAW Championship on the canvas…. Diamond Cage slowly picks up the Championship; looking deep into it as a damaged Jacob Senn slowly comes to…. Cage seems to be actually HANDING Senn his EAW Championship.. Senn reaching–Cage drops it right in front of him!
Cage (without a microphone): Don’t think I did it for you, Champ. I’m coming for that soon enough. No matter what it takes.
Kawajai: Diamond Cage making a loud and clear message that he wants that EAW Championship just as much as anyone else here tonight, and for all that’s been answered, dozens more questions have arisen tonight that we’ll hopefully see resolved soon enough, but I’m afraid we’re out of time for tonight! I’d like to thank all of you for joining us here at the supposed “Last Night of Extreme” and the second – and perhaps last – Shock Value! Signing off for Jake Mercer, I’m Kawajai, and we’ll see you on Voltage! Thank you and goodnight!Signing off for Jake Mercer, I’m Kawajai, and we’ll see you on Voltage! Thank you and goodnight!
(A damaged and angry Xavier Williams looks on from the outside as Diamond Cage and Jacob Senn stare down with one another in the ring before the camera fades to black)